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Infinite Abyss Episode 48: I Come From a Land Down Under
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The gang is back is back this week talking UFC 314, The Aqua Lad drops his knowledge all off Richie, Matty and Martin breakdown the Bruins and the latest NHL goings ons, and so much more!!
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Technical Difficulties and Travel Anecdotes
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Matt LaRose
it's You have to give it a count before it starts recording, you fucking asshole. Now it's recording for the second time.
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Fuck Off
I don't even know where you've been.
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Matt LaRose
go
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Rich is a cunt
Where have I been?
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Fuck Off
ah you going to talk? Oh, fine.
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Rich is a cunt
I've been everywhere.
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Fuck Off
yeah I thought you were a cutout.
00:00:16
Rich is a cunt
No, I'm real. I'm back, bitches.
00:00:20
Rich is a cunt
Richie, I've been everywhere. I've been all around the world.
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Fuck Off
You're an everywhere man.
00:00:26
Rich is a cunt
I've been everywhere, man. um Where was I? Last week I was in um Netherlands, actually, with the the windmills and tulips and such.
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Fuck Off
Oh, really? um ah I like tulips, not the Dutch.
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Rich is a cunt
I, you know what? I agree.
Cultural Commentary on Dutch and German Stereotypes
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Rich is a cunt
there' There's some Dutch folks that I like, but as a community and as a whole, they're
00:00:49
Fuck Off
They're like Germans. They're as close to Germans as you can be, but they're pussies, so they're Dutch.
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Rich is a cunt
they's just weird.
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Fuck Off
What did just say?
00:00:56
Matt LaRose
How are they not German? Isn't German Deutschland, which is Dutchland?
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Fuck Off
Well, yeah, but they want to call themselves like they're from Holland or they're Dutch. They're all fucking German.
00:01:07
Matt LaRose
Is it just because of the Nazi thing or is it
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Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a whole Nazi thing that, like Bryce Mitchell style.
00:01:13
Matt LaRose
like they're so they're separating themselves from fucking the bullshit?
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Fuck Off
ah They had to. They had to get away from all that.
00:01:21
Rich is a cunt
I'm not a fan of the Nazis.
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Fuck Off
No, I'm not a fan of any faction or group of anything.
00:01:27
Matt LaRose
I don't stand.
00:01:28
Rich is a cunt
What about this group, this this trifecta here?
00:01:31
Matt LaRose
I don't stand for anything.
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Fuck Off
Not a fan of this either.
00:01:35
Rich is a cunt
So you you are kind of correct. The Dutch folks are just, they're fucking weird. And the mayo and the, like that scene in Pulp Fiction where they're describing Holland, like he fucking nails it.
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Rich is a cunt
Like he's so right.
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Fuck Off
He is kind of right.
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Rich is a cunt
He's no, the Tarantino, when he wrote that, like he fucking nailed it because they, it is, it's the same, but it's different.
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Fuck Off
I'll picture the greatest home ever.
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Rich is a cunt
And they're fucking a little weird. um And the food is
European Cuisine and Moving Experiences
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Rich is a cunt
such shit. It pisses me off. Like you go to Europe and you're expecting to eat well and you get fucking bullshit.
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Fuck Off
oh
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Fuck Off
Look, just like everything and everywhere, Holland and all of that shit, it's like the Midwest. There's no real good food.
00:02:23
Rich is a cunt
it really It's really terrible, but I had some Dutch pancakes and those things were fucking spectacular. um But everything else is real shit. But it was nice to see some friends. I was only there for a little bit.
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Rich is a cunt
um But now I'm fucking back to annoy you.
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Fuck Off
Mmm. Exciting.
00:02:41
Rich is a cunt
And your goiter. did you Did you share with it with with the world your goiter?
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Fuck Off
Luckily there.
00:02:47
Rich is a cunt
let's Lift your neck up a little. Yeah, that's serious business. Is call that, a goiter? Is there still cancer in there?
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Fuck Off
I don't know.
00:02:55
Rich is a cunt
It looks it.
00:02:56
Fuck Off
No, it's... No, just got checked for it.
00:03:00
Rich is a cunt
Congratulations.
00:03:01
Fuck Off
Six years, thanks. I'm a survivor.
00:03:03
Matt LaRose
Clean as a whistle.
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Fuck Off
Clean as a whistle.
00:03:06
Matt LaRose
Wow. I've known you for that long. I've known you for more than six years.
00:03:13
Matt LaRose
I guess so. Cause COVID was like five years ago.
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:03:17
Matt LaRose
Damn.
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Rich is a cunt
will We had a podcast six years ago. Yeah.
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Fuck Off
ah
00:03:20
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. That's right. Huh?
00:03:21
Fuck Off
I've known you for like well over 10 years I believe I don't know 2013
00:03:25
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, because when did you get married, Richie?
00:03:25
Matt LaRose
Wow.
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Rich is a cunt
It's been about 10 years.
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Matt LaRose
yeah
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Rich is a cunt
It actually might be 12 years.
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Fuck Off
yeah
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's been 12 years. What do I know?
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Fuck Off
yeah so I mean you know team 15 years probably great we've known each other a long time congratulations
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:03:41
Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
00:03:44
Matt LaRose
Wow. I feel bad for me.
00:03:49
Rich is a cunt
I also feel bad for you for knowing him for this long.
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Matt LaRose
Thank you. Thank you. It's traumatic.
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Fuck Off
I've known just a handful of people longer.
00:03:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. as i feel
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Rich is a cunt
I've known Rosie longer.
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Matt LaRose
I feel even worse for them.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Your poor fucking wife.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. Your poor family.
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Fuck Off
I don't have a family. I'm a Ronan. I live on my own. i I built the fence today.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. here
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Fuck Off
On my
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Rich is a cunt
Can you tell us about this fence?
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I can tell you about it. I live in the south, and half the people have guns and want to kill the 50 deer that are roaming our street, and half think they're pets and have names for them.
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Matt LaRose
Last week you didn't live in the South.
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Fuck Off
and I'm in the south now.
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Matt LaRose
I don't understand.
00:04:42
Rich is a cunt
I can tell by your bitchin' crown molding down there.
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Matt LaRose
That is nice Nice molding
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Fuck Off
Yeah. hey
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Fuck Off
This is the, yeah this is one of
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Rich is a cunt
It looks like a fuckin' wood trim up there. It's not even fuckin' crown molding.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah It's a beautiful white on white on white Right, my bad Yeah
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Fuck Off
It's the roof. This is like
00:04:58
Rich is a cunt
It's not. You're colorblind. It's cream on white on white.
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Fuck Off
this is a dorm room.
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Rich is a cunt
but
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Fuck Off
It's a bedroom that will be an office. I don't need any more bedrooms. We have
Return from Break and Listener Engagement
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Fuck Off
five. It's
00:05:15
Rich is a cunt
So it's been about, what, four weeks since I've been hanging out with you guys?
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Fuck Off
been a long time, Mort. You're in, you're out.
00:05:20
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
You drop in when you want.
00:05:23
Rich is a cunt
It's been really difficult. this This time slot between work and dogs and all the bullshit has just been tough. But hey, I made it today.
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Fuck Off
Yes, right here.
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Rich is a cunt
put a hold in the schedule. Fucking made it, Richie.
00:05:36
Matt LaRose
Wow. He did that just for you, Savvy. Can you believe it?
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Fuck Off
Oh, I'm so excited. I guess we should record then.
00:05:43
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Well, I've been listening and I've been seeing your text messages about how this is an A plus and a fucking A and this and all this shit. They've been solid Bs.
00:05:56
Rich is a cunt
Solid Bs.
00:05:56
Fuck Off
Oh, good for you.
00:05:57
Rich is a cunt
I enjoyed listening to them.
00:05:59
Matt LaRose
That's good.
00:05:59
Rich is a cunt
But good for me is right. They saved me some times on some airplanes.
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Fuck Off
That's exciting.
00:06:04
Matt LaRose
It's like hanging out with your pals, you know?
00:06:06
Fuck Off
We have have a listener.
00:06:06
Rich is a cunt
That's right. have At least one. it was me.
00:06:10
Matt LaRose
We got a listener.
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:06:11
Matt LaRose
God bless. we You know how much we love our listeners.
00:06:14
Rich is a cunt
Oh, boy. Did you
00:06:17
Matt LaRose
i did not We don't ever ask our listeners for much, but we did ask our listeners to watch Got to Get Out over the weekend.
00:06:17
Fuck Off
Two weeks ago was a good episode.
00:06:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, guess who did it?
00:06:24
Rich is a cunt
guys watch all? I watched everyone.
00:06:26
Matt LaRose
I actually...
00:06:26
Fuck Off
i I got to get out of watching it.
00:06:29
Rich is a cunt
I watched everyone.
00:06:30
Matt LaRose
i
Reality TV and MMA Fighters Discussion
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Matt LaRose
watched it.
00:06:31
Fuck Off
Your problem.
00:06:34
Matt LaRose
It's actually a fun premise of a game of like...
00:06:37
Fuck Off
I made it 27 seconds.
00:06:40
Matt LaRose
The problem is the people on it are...
00:06:42
Fuck Off
Oh, I would beat all of their asses.
00:06:45
Rich is a cunt
The thing is, it's it is exactly what it was. like You know what I mean? like I'm not a what the reality TV show person or whatever, like but there are people that obsess over that shit.
00:06:56
Fuck Off
Not you.
00:06:56
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:06:59
Rich is a cunt
like So the people that are into that are going to love it. like Obviously, I would never in a million years watch that show, but we got to support our boy.
00:07:02
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:07:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:06
Rich is a cunt
um Have to. Yeah.
00:07:08
Matt LaRose
It was very surreal to like, just be like, it was surreal to be like lost in like this reality TV show.
00:07:10
Fuck Off
Well, MEC did, so that counts for me.
00:07:16
Matt LaRose
And then all of a sudden, like I hear his voice and i'm like, what, or like something will happen. And he like walks through the screen, like in the background or something. It's like so weird to see. Yeah.
00:07:24
Fuck Off
funny,
00:07:25
Rich is a cunt
No, it was great. And the thing is, that that's exactly like that kid was fucking made for that. Like who would, who better in a situation like that? The kid is all personalities, fucking good looking, athletic.
00:07:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:37
Rich is a cunt
Like that's like the perfect show for him. The problem is ah hundred percent or the bachelor or some crazy shit like that.
00:07:40
Fuck Off
They should put him on Big Brother or something where they get to know a block.
00:07:42
Matt LaRose
He should be on, but
00:07:45
Rich is a cunt
He deserves like more spotlight and hopefully he gets it from this. I mean, he did a pretty good job.
00:07:50
Fuck Off
Poor Bully Beatdown. That was a great show.
00:07:52
Rich is a cunt
And,
00:07:55
Rich is a cunt
That was a great show. And there was some...
00:07:56
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:07:57
Rich is a cunt
Maybe
00:07:57
Fuck Off
Fucking awesome.
00:07:58
Matt LaRose
Mayhem says he's bringing it back. Mayhem.
00:08:00
Rich is a cunt
was probably still jail.
00:08:01
Matt LaRose
No, Mayhem is all better now. I just heard him on rampages podcast.
00:08:03
Fuck Off
He's on this show, isn't he?
00:08:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's all better now.
00:08:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:08:06
Rich is a cunt
Oh, what? I got to listen to that.
00:08:08
Fuck Off
He's like Jay and Silent Bob.
00:08:09
Matt LaRose
It's awesome. Mayhem is so what's great about Mayhem man is he'll just be talking and then like, or they'll like ask a question and he'll just like, that like he's like actually crazy for like a split second.
00:08:21
Matt LaRose
And then he like reels it in. He's like, yeah, it's fucking awesome, man.
00:08:25
Rich is a cunt
I remember – Yeah, I remember his – well, I guess it was his only fight in the UFC when he fought GSP.
00:08:25
Matt LaRose
He's he's an actual crazy person.
00:08:34
Rich is a cunt
That didn't go his way.
00:08:35
Matt LaRose
No, no, that was bad for him.
00:08:38
Rich is a cunt
But he was a he was really good at getting himself out there for a while. like He had that show, but like he was like popping in on other shows too.
00:08:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:48
Rich is a cunt
So he was –
00:08:49
Matt LaRose
And he was he was like the first person doing content. Like he was doing content before people were doing content.
00:08:53
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:08:56
Rich is a cunt
Exactly.
00:08:56
Matt LaRose
And he was he was always super active back in then back in the day. used to be message boards in a little place called the Underground. And he was always super active like on the Underground and on SureDog and shit like that too. So it was like he like built a brand before anybody else did.
00:09:11
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he would have, if he was 15 years younger, he would have thrived in this environment with the TikToks and such.
00:09:16
Fuck Off
the problem with bleeding in.
00:09:19
Matt LaRose
This
00:09:23
Rich is a cunt
But yeah, people forget about Mayhem. He wasn't obviously top tier, but his jiu-jitsu was fucking pretty gangster.
00:09:29
Fuck Off
He was great back in the day.
00:09:32
Rich is a cunt
And he was fucking crazy.
00:09:34
Matt LaRose
is the first time they ever had fucking m MMA on CBS. He gets in the fucking cage with Jake Shields afterwards and gets in a fight with fucking Nate and Nick Diaz and everybody and fucking chaos ensues.
00:09:47
Rich is a cunt
What's funny is Ryan Littrell was actually at that event in Tennessee.
00:09:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:09:53
Rich is a cunt
he like He still sends me pictures on occasion.
00:09:53
Fuck Off
yeah
00:09:55
Rich is a cunt
like You see like they have like clips of the crowd and like he's in the crowd.
00:10:00
Matt LaRose
that's awesome it was funny today i was listening to uh matt sarah has a podcast now and he had e uh eve edwards on today and that was fucking awesome
00:10:02
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, old Strikeforce. That shit was fucking... that Those days were awesome.
00:10:07
Fuck Off
yeah
00:10:15
Rich is a cunt
Damn. They're awesome. Fucking thug, thug jitsu motherfucker.
00:10:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They talked about thug jitsu. They talked about how, uh, and Eve Edwards last fight, Dustin Poirier asked him after Eve Edwards last fight, Dustin Poirier asked him if he could have Bruce buffer, introduce him as a thug jitsu fighter.
00:10:37
Matt LaRose
And even if it's an even was like, fuck yeah.
00:10:42
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Fucking eavs he i think he's in, he's in Texas, Houston. Maybe.
00:10:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's in Houston.
00:10:47
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, wow, I have a decent memory even though I shouldn't. yeah He was one of my favorite fighters because he was one of the little guys back in the day, him and Jens before the UFC.
00:10:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:10:56
Fuck Off
Good old just over little evil.
00:10:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:10:59
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, i well, they had they were the 155ers before the UFC got rid of the 155ers for little bit.
00:11:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But there was no, there was no actual champion and they were talking about how they were, how Eves was considered the uncrowned champion of the one 55 down division.
00:11:11
Rich is a cunt
Mm-hmm.
00:11:15
Matt LaRose
Cause he was just running everybody.
00:11:16
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, and that's Dana even said that publicly, that Yeves was the uncrowned champion at the time.
00:11:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:22
Fuck Off
On Crown. You know, speaking of that, did you hear about this and Jason Miller being all fucked up? What is going on with BJ Penn?
00:11:33
Matt LaRose
Dude, I was going to ask Martin what the fuck is going on with BJ Penn.
00:11:36
Fuck Off
Is he doing fucking bath salts or what?
00:11:37
Rich is a cunt
so
00:11:40
Rich is a cunt
I think, listen, the case is
00:11:42
Fuck Off
He thinks his family are in
00:11:43
Matt LaRose
I just saw, I literally just saw a picture of him with John Jones because John Jones is in Hawaii with him right now and he looks fucking brutal.
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Fuck Off
Hawaii.
00:11:52
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's too bad. BJ was probably my favorite fighter for a long time. um
00:11:56
Fuck Off
I do.
00:11:57
Rich is a cunt
And, you know, I think he just got hit too many times. Like his social media has been fucking reckless for maybe like the last three years. it's So it's not that new. He thinks the world is a conspiracy theory and he posts like the most wacky shit and everybody, the comments are honestly spectacular.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:12:13
Fuck Off
all
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
Like this is how he's talking about people that are stealing his mother's identity and shit like that and fucking You know, dude BJ Penn is so fucked up I was at the gym yesterday with our dear dear friend Casey BJJ and even Casey BJJ was like bro, did you see what the fuck is going on with BJ Penn?
00:12:16
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:12:24
Fuck Off
This is outfire.
00:12:35
Matt LaRose
I was like, yeah dude
00:12:37
Rich is a cunt
That's a puck and puck hole in the kettlebell.
00:12:39
Matt LaRose
I was like, if Casey BJJ says that BJ Penn's going crazy, shit's getting wild.
00:12:45
Rich is a cunt
No doubt.
00:12:45
Fuck Off
yeah
00:12:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, there's definitely a lot of being hit in the head, that kind of shit.
00:12:53
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's it's sad.
00:12:54
Fuck Off
But there's also, he's got to be doing other shit.
00:13:00
Rich is a cunt
Well, have you been to Hawaii?
00:13:00
Fuck Off
he He's got both fight and meth, yeah.
00:13:02
Rich is a cunt
All they do is fucking meth. Yeah. Roosters and meth.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, that sounds fun. The roosters part. Well, probably the meth part might be fun too. But what do I know?
BJ Penn: Past Glory and Current Issues
00:13:17
Matt LaRose
I don't know where I saw this picture. I just saw before we started recording when BJ looked, it was a picture of BJ and John Jones and BJ looked fucking rough, dude.
00:13:26
Fuck Off
He's got to. He probably looks like my fucking Aunt Ida, who's 90. Bald head? Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:34
Matt LaRose
Do you think it's the CTE or is it the licking of other people's blood and sweat from his gloves?
00:13:41
Fuck Off
yeah
00:13:42
Rich is a cunt
Exactly. I agree.
00:13:44
Matt LaRose
Remember when he, remember when he fucking beat the fuck out of Sean Shirk and then didn't have enough blood on his gloves.
00:13:48
Fuck Off
yeah
00:13:50
Matt LaRose
So while the dude's laying in the corner, all bloody and the doctors and everybody's working on him, he went over and smeared his blood onto his gloves so that he could then lick it off.
00:13:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's mental.
00:14:01
Matt LaRose
And that dude was fucking, if they've, if you saw the drug test of that dude, he would have pissed nuclear. So who the fuck knows what was in that shit?
00:14:10
Fuck Off
The shirk tank.
00:14:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:13
Matt LaRose
He was in, he was ingesting fucking Russian gas.
00:14:18
Fuck Off
Whatever he could.
00:14:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, ah BJ's fucked.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:25
Rich is a cunt
and It's too bad. It's too bad.
00:14:27
Matt LaRose
God bless BJ Penn. It sucks too. Cause now like, if you guys ever seen any of these fucking, uh, interviews with like chocolate Ellen shit like that now, like his brain is fucking dude.
00:14:39
Fuck Off
no I would laugh if I saw Chuck Liddell right now.
00:14:42
Matt LaRose
His brain is mush when he talks. And also his face is so smashed in that. Like he can't breathe while he's talking. So it's like, he's like a talking like pug. Yeah.
00:14:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:54
Matt LaRose
Or like Iggy Smalls when he gets his fucking heart rate going up. He's like, it's like, and he's like, it's just fucking unbelievable, man.
00:14:58
Fuck Off
yeah and
00:15:01
Matt LaRose
And also his brain is just like soup.
00:15:02
Fuck Off
Well,
00:15:05
Fuck Off
all these guys were coming up with us. or right before, and they are now, you know, we're getting to witness as they their demise. We're going to see a lot of it from that first round of fighters.
00:15:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:21
Fuck Off
Like Dan Henderson, i haven't seen him in a while, but I would think he'd have a...
00:15:24
Rich is a cunt
well Dan Henderson is living his best life.
00:15:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Dan Henderson's just pimping, man. he is kid crushing it.
00:15:31
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's you youre on a boat.
00:15:31
Matt LaRose
But mean...
00:15:32
Rich is a cunt
like He's just spending his days on a boat just like you, Richie.
00:15:36
Fuck Off
Oh, good for him.
00:15:37
Matt LaRose
But look at guys like fucking Don Frye's all fucked up.
00:15:37
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:15:41
Matt LaRose
Fucking Tank Abbott's all fucked up.
00:15:41
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:15:43
Matt LaRose
Fucking Mark Coleman's all fucked up, you know? Mark Kerr.
00:15:48
Fuck Off
Marker.
00:15:49
Rich is a cunt
ah the one thing The one thing about...
00:15:51
Matt LaRose
Kevin Randleman's dead.
00:15:52
Rich is a cunt
hendo Hendo has a pretty successful gym out there. and The fucking first champ champ.
00:15:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, he definitely he does, but he also has no teeth in his head that are real.
00:16:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's I used to call him the Persian cat of MMA.
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
He literally just looks like a Persian cat. And did, back in Pride, when he was a young a young man, he looked like a Persian cat. His face was always fucking mushed in.
00:16:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, those guys, they're literally not talking in front of us.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
true. Fucking Hollywood Hendo.
00:16:26
Fuck Off
We're seeing it. Stephan Bonner, you're going to see a lot more suicide soon. That's my big hypothesis over the next two years.
00:16:33
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. You're probably right, and it sucks.
00:16:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
00:16:41
Matt LaRose
It's funny that you were saying that because I saw a bunch of shit about ah Dave Mira the other day, speaking of fucking athletes and CTE and suicide.
00:16:52
Matt LaRose
It's brutal.
00:16:54
Rich is a cunt
Oh, yeah, that's right. that That kid killed himself. That's right.
00:16:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And he was fucking right. He could, he was still riding, but not like competitively, but he was, uh, his gun in there, like racing and shit. He was rallying and doing all kinds of shit. And then he drove his, uh, pickup truck out into a field in South Carolina and fucking shotgun.
00:17:15
Rich is a cunt
So fun fact about Dave Mira.
00:17:15
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:17:17
Rich is a cunt
Dave Mira won the first X Games hosted in Providence, Rhode Island, Dirt Jump with a truck driver of the biggest double I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:17:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:28
Matt LaRose
you That was old timey.
00:17:31
Rich is a cunt
That's old timey because that's when Matt Martin was in the heart. In his passion with BMX days because I was like 12 years old.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
That would be what Rich rich refers to as the skate rat.
00:17:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly.
00:17:45
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but that's like being a 12-year-old kid and then actually seeing BMX on TV.
00:17:47
Fuck Off
I saw a shit ton of stuff.
00:17:50
Rich is a cunt
It was fucking huge and it was in our backyard.
00:17:52
Fuck Off
It was still cool because the X games were all new to everybody. And even though I was older, all that shit coming up was just like, fuck, dude, this is exactly what you want to see.
00:17:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. X games is unbelievable.
00:18:03
Fuck Off
I went to...
00:18:03
Rich is a cunt
right
00:18:04
Fuck Off
i want to
00:18:04
Rich is a cunt
But the thing is, like i was i was riding and dirt jumping every day. like We had two two tracks. Richie, there's one right near your house that we used to ride every fucking day. Go to school, go to the track. Even when we were in high school, like we used to keep our bikes in our back in our trunks and go to the tracks after high school.
00:18:21
Rich is a cunt
And during that, that was like...
00:18:22
Fuck Off
That's how
00:18:25
Rich is a cunt
Couldn't even believe that those guys were on TV. Like you only usually see them on like VHS, like tapes and like you get like your BMX plus magazine.
00:18:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:34
Rich is a cunt
And that that's how we got all of our information back in the day.
00:18:39
Fuck Off
so you have to do it with everything back in the day.
00:18:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:42
Rich is a cunt
Wow. Now it's like fucking social media.
00:18:44
Fuck Off
Ring Magazine to every month. Got to get that to figure out what the fuck's going on. There was no Teddy Atlas walking fucking newbies through the basics of how to become an artist.
00:18:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. DC with a telestrator fucking break it down every single movement and strike and shit. It's crazy. Tony Hawk doing a fucking 900 Travis Pastrana doing a double backflip on a dirt bike is like fucking iconic shit.
00:19:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm surprised he's still alive, actually.
00:19:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He just rally race for, he's still racing for Subaru. It's shocking that that's why when Ken block died, it was like, how the fuck did Ken block die? But Travis Pastrana is still alive.
00:19:21
Rich is a cunt
Fucking bad luck.
00:19:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:23
Fuck Off
I expect them all to die. It's just a matter if you're lucky enough to catch it.
00:19:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:27
Rich is a cunt
and The problem is with these guys, it's like it's like anything else. like You spend your life doing something, pushing limits, doing all of this shit, living like a little bit on the edge, and then you're like you get banged up so not enough that you have to call it quits. and like Fuck life.
00:19:43
Rich is a cunt
like It's fucking boring at that point.
00:19:45
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:19:45
Rich is a cunt
I couldn't even imagine.
00:19:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, what going to do?
00:19:46
Rich is a cunt
like
00:19:46
Fuck Off
You're going to kill yourself.
00:19:48
Rich is a cunt
I know, but like I'm a fucking mid-40s fucking guy that likes to do jujitsu, and I'm struggling.
Mid-life Reflections and Film Discussions
00:19:54
Rich is a cunt
I can't even fucking roll. Yeah.
00:19:56
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
00:19:57
Rich is a cunt
I'm trying to, but it's fucking not working out too well.
00:20:00
Matt LaRose
Damn dog, you better buy yourself a race car.
00:20:03
Rich is a cunt
yeah We got a motorcycle that I don't have time to ride.
00:20:07
Matt LaRose
That thing's going to hurt you even more. There's no suspension on it.
00:20:09
Fuck Off
It's a chopper.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
It's a chopper.
00:20:12
Rich is a cunt
a chopper, baby.
00:20:13
Matt LaRose
Whose chopper is this?
00:20:15
Rich is a cunt
Fucking Zed.
00:20:17
Fuck Off
Another Pulp Fiction reference.
00:20:22
Fuck Off
Great movie.
00:20:25
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, that I got to go back and watch that. I haven't watched it in probably a year or two.
00:20:30
Fuck Off
If it weren't for fucking Goodfellas, it'd be the greatest movie ever. Then Godfather.
00:20:36
Rich is a cunt
It's definitely found its way into the top five or ten for most people, I think.
00:20:41
Fuck Off
It's top five, easily. If anyone doesn't have it in their top three, they're a fucking moron. It's definitely top five. That's without even a conversation.
00:20:52
Rich is a cunt
but Yeah, but the thing is, it all like Rosie would disagree because he likes fucking Jurassic Park or some fucking
00:20:58
Matt LaRose
Well, it's it's funny that you're saying that because I was thinking I do love Pulp Fiction, but I was thinking, do I like Inglorious Bastards more?
00:21:06
Fuck Off
yeah See, but here's here's the difference.
00:21:08
Matt LaRose
and and I know you're going to be like, oh, this fucking cultural point in time in the 90s.
00:21:09
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:21:14
Matt LaRose
And I was in San Francisco jerking off a tranny, not being gay.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
No, it was the way that he filmed it. He literally threw different chapters around. Nobody filmed movies like that. And then it was the whole thing.
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
yeah ah Yeah, okay, cool.
00:21:24
Fuck Off
Memento, Christopher Nolan, everything came out.
00:21:25
Matt LaRose
I agree with you, and it's a wonderful movie. You know what I like better?
00:21:28
Fuck Off
great
00:21:29
Matt LaRose
Inglourious Bastards.
00:21:29
Fuck Off
Jurassic Park.
00:21:30
Matt LaRose
and i Well, I do love Jurassic Park.
00:21:34
Rich is a cunt
We know you do.
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable, man.
00:21:36
Rich is a cunt
By the way, there's going to be a Jurassic Park soon because that those motherfuckers that were on Rogan are fucking bringing back dinosaurs. so
00:21:43
Matt LaRose
They brought back a dire wolf.
00:21:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:45
Rich is a cunt
Three of them.
00:21:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is great. This is so great.
00:21:51
Matt LaRose
is We're living in a movie.
00:21:51
Fuck Off
this like every This is every Marvel movie ever made when you go to the collector Benicio Del Toro's place, that planet, and there's like dogs with four ears that are half metal with eyes and shit.
00:21:55
Matt LaRose
and
00:21:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah
00:22:03
Fuck Off
are beginning. This is it right here. that's our that's this is it right here
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
For the record I'm so glad that that's the reference That you made that was unbelievable Good job you are an actual comic book Movie nerd Me no No I'm gonna watch it i I have it on my list
00:22:09
Rich is a cunt
which
00:22:16
Rich is a cunt
Speaking of Benicio del Toro, did you watch Sicario yet?
00:22:17
Fuck Off
ah oh
00:22:20
Fuck Off
He's the boy.
00:22:22
Rich is a cunt
Dude, you gotta watch it. I'm gonna watch it again because it's been a minute. It's so good.
00:22:26
Matt LaRose
and
00:22:27
Fuck Off
You watching on the plane?
00:22:27
Matt LaRose
It's on my list.
00:22:28
Fuck Off
27
00:22:30
Matt LaRose
I've watched things.
00:22:31
Fuck Off
minutes. Yeah, I don't
00:22:32
Matt LaRose
Well, this week I had to watch the fucking, they got to get out. That took up a chunk of my time.
00:22:37
Rich is a cunt
It sure did.
00:22:37
Fuck Off
watch that shit.
00:22:38
Rich is a cunt
Like eight hours.
00:22:38
Matt LaRose
Then I, then yesterday I watched the first episode of ah the last of us just started back up. It's fucking awesome.
00:22:45
Fuck Off
and don watch that shit
00:22:46
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, i'll probably I'll probably start watching that this Sunday.
00:22:48
Matt LaRose
Cause you're gay.
00:22:51
Rich is a cunt
ah
00:22:52
Matt LaRose
It's so good.
00:22:53
Rich is a cunt
Is it?
00:22:53
Matt LaRose
It's very tense. lot of tension, lot of tension.
00:22:55
Fuck Off
Nah, it's definitely not good.
00:22:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:58
Rich is a cunt
don't know. The first season wasn't bad. Like I don't play Jackie like played the video game or something and I never did, but it was, it was pretty good.
00:23:02
Matt LaRose
It's an unbelievable video game.
00:23:05
Rich is a cunt
That guy's a good actor.
00:23:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and this this fucking...
00:23:07
Fuck Off
I don't know anything about it.
00:23:09
Matt LaRose
It's awesome.
00:23:10
Fuck Off
Oh, Pedro Pascal, is that him?
00:23:11
Matt LaRose
Pedro Pascal.
00:23:11
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:23:12
Matt LaRose
He's an awesome actor.
00:23:13
Fuck Off
From Marcos.
00:23:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Also playing
00:23:16
Fuck Off
He may have also been in Sicario. Was he in Sicario?
00:23:20
Rich is a cunt
I don't remember.
00:23:20
Matt LaRose
maybe Sicario 2.
00:23:21
Rich is a cunt
He's in everything. Like he's like oddly in a bunch of shit.
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he plays ah he plays the Mandalorian in Star Wars, and he's about to be Mr. Fantastic in Fantastic Four.
00:23:34
Fuck Off
They have to they have to start casting as Spaniards too much of a market share to avoid at this point.
00:23:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:44
Matt LaRose
He's a but thing is, man, he's a fucking awesome actor. So, and yeah he's an awesome actor and he's into making movies that I want to watch except for the Mandalorian. So the last of us is fucking awesome. Fucking awesome.
00:23:56
Rich is a cunt
ah What did I just finish?
00:23:58
Matt LaRose
oh
00:23:58
Rich is a cunt
Last night we just finished, what is it, 1928? The new season?
00:24:03
Rich is a cunt
Fucking dynamite.
00:24:03
Fuck Off
Didn't watch that.
00:24:05
Fuck Off
Didn't watch any of that. I don't like spinoffs of spinoffs. It's not my thing.
00:24:08
Rich is a cunt
Listen, it's better than Yellowstone. It's actually much better. Harrison Ford's fucking rules.
00:24:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck Harrison, 80. Yeah, but...
00:24:19
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he literally plays an 80-year-old dude. Yeah.
00:24:24
Matt LaRose
Harrison Ford is somehow becoming Clint Eastwood where he's just continuing to act into his like old age.
00:24:29
Fuck Off
yeah but
00:24:29
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but that that series, you may not want to watch it.
00:24:30
Fuck Off
used to
00:24:33
Rich is a cunt
It's it's so damn good.
00:24:35
Fuck Off
What are we talking about? Oh yeah.
00:24:37
Rich is a cunt
1928 or 23 or whatever the fuck it is.
00:24:39
Fuck Off
I don't like that. Too much. I don't like this Taylor Sheridan, his little universe he's created. I'm
00:24:45
Rich is a cunt
but Okay. don Don't watch it.
00:24:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:48
Fuck Off
not.
00:24:49
Rich is a cunt
You would love it.
00:24:50
Fuck Off
I won't.
00:24:50
Rich is a cunt
It's really good.
00:24:53
Rich is a cunt
You're an asshole.
TV Show Critiques and Spinoffs
00:24:55
Fuck Off
I watched the Righteous Gemstones, speaking of assholes.
00:24:55
Matt LaRose
He'd love it. No, I won't.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
That's a whole family of assholes. Danny McBride.
00:25:01
Matt LaRose
We talked about how I fucking love Walton Goggins and fucking Kenny Powers, man. They're awesome.
00:25:06
Fuck Off
He's in a little, I don't know if he's in hot water or something, but he just filmed the White Lotus season three and he and he and the chick actress aren't getting along or something I heard.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
Who, my man, Walton?
00:25:18
Rich is a cunt
know did you Did you watch the third season White Lotus?
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
Um.
00:25:21
Fuck Off
No.
00:25:22
Rich is a cunt
It's a chick show, but I enjoyed it.
00:25:24
Fuck Off
won't watch second season either.
00:25:26
Matt LaRose
I didn't watch any of the seasons.
00:25:28
Rich is a cunt
yeah It's good. I liked it. that Girls are hot.
00:25:31
Fuck Off
yeah like hot girls.
00:25:32
Rich is a cunt
The titties are out. It's a whole thing.
00:25:37
Fuck Off
Sydney Sweeney was in one, and that that was the first one, I think.
00:25:41
Matt LaRose
She have her titties out.
00:25:42
Fuck Off
That's when she first got popular.
00:25:42
Matt LaRose
She's got fat titties.
00:25:44
Fuck Off
She had fat titties, fat ass.
00:25:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:46
Rich is a cunt
I love how Richie thinks she's ugly.
00:25:46
Fuck Off
Oops.
00:25:48
Rich is a cunt
Like her social and media presence is so nice. Like she's not one of these like, well, maybe she is, but those uptight actresses that think they're just, you know, talented.
00:25:59
Rich is a cunt
She's like, yeah, I'm probably not all that talented, but I got all the tits and ass. So I'll just show that.
00:26:05
Matt LaRose
What you're saying is she knows she's a good piece of meat.
00:26:09
Rich is a cunt
Literally.
00:26:11
Fuck Off
ah
00:26:13
Rich is a cunt
Where did you go?
00:26:14
Matt LaRose
There he
00:26:15
Rich is a cunt
What's up with your neck? What's going on with that?
00:26:17
Fuck Off
I don't know. All kinds of stuff.
00:26:23
Fuck Off
All kinds of stuff.
00:26:24
Rich is a cunt
Why does your volume suck so bad today?
00:26:26
Fuck Off
it's so It's the laptop. I don't know.
00:26:28
Rich is a cunt
No, it's not. It's like you're 35 feet away.
00:26:30
Matt LaRose
Well, it just sounded better when he sat up and got close to it.
00:26:32
Fuck Off
How's that?
00:26:32
Matt LaRose
Like it was, yeah.
00:26:33
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's much better.
00:26:34
Matt LaRose
It's way better when you're not laying back away from your computer.
00:26:34
Fuck Off
Good.
00:26:38
Fuck Off
Alright.
00:26:39
Rich is a cunt
You look terrible, dude.
00:26:41
Fuck Off
Do I?
00:26:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:42
Matt LaRose
He's a working man.
00:26:44
Rich is a cunt
Who isn't?
00:26:44
Fuck Off
feel great. I need
00:26:46
Matt LaRose
He's a fence builder.
00:26:48
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'll talk to you guys later.
00:26:51
Matt LaRose
What?
00:26:51
Fuck Off
I gotta go.
00:26:53
Matt LaRose
What's happening?
00:26:53
Rich is a cunt
What?
00:26:53
Fuck Off
I'll be back. I have an insurance adjuster here.
00:26:56
Rich is a cunt
What?
00:26:58
Matt LaRose
All right.
00:27:00
Rich is a cunt
What the fuck is happening?
00:27:00
Matt LaRose
this is This is such a disaster.
00:27:03
Fuck Off
Keep going. It'll be fantastic.
00:27:06
Matt LaRose
when even
00:27:07
Rich is a cunt
This guy is the fucking devil. um So do we want it to wait for him to talk about fights?
Sports Frustrations and Playoff Excitement
00:27:14
Matt LaRose
I mean, yeah, for sure. Cause it was an insane card.
00:27:18
Rich is a cunt
my god. are
00:27:19
Matt LaRose
And the, only the only other thing I have lined up is that, uh, the Bruins are gay and that they, the season is over.
00:27:25
Rich is a cunt
oh Did so did you so you read that bullshit that Jeremy Jacobs fucking posted?
00:27:30
Matt LaRose
i did. I saw that while I was cooking my lunch at work today. i was like this fucking guy.
00:27:37
Rich is a cunt
I was expecting genuinely the them to clean house today.
00:27:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i was expecting i was I was expecting immediate firings.
00:27:41
Rich is a cunt
like Today was going to be the day that Sweeney, Neely, all of those guys are gone. But they're They're not. like
00:27:54
Matt LaRose
and them
00:27:54
Rich is a cunt
I don't understand why there isn't. And if not, like Jacobs put out that fucking bullshit, thank you to the fans or whatever. The season was a little rocky.
00:28:05
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, no shit, you fucking asshole.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Is that, is that what you call it? And we lost some of our favorite Bruins like, Oh, did we? And then this, my, my man on the inside sent me this fucking ah Bruins insider that the Frank Saravelli, who's like the Bruins insider guy, who's like usually right about everything says no changes are expected in the Bruins front office.
00:28:17
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:28:27
Matt LaRose
Both Don Sweeney and Cam Neely have been quote in lockstep, hard at work on the next iteration of the club.
00:28:36
Matt LaRose
And I just read that and I just i just carried on with my day. i was like, fuck these guys, man. They're unbelievable.
00:28:44
Rich is a cunt
Like ah I am – and obviously you are as well. Like fucking diehards for literally 40 years and they and they they talk about this run, like how this was such an excellent run.
00:28:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
00:28:57
Rich is a cunt
Yes, great. We won a cup 14 years ago.
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:01
Rich is a cunt
This isn't a run anymore.
00:29:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and got blown out every other... The two other times that we went to the finals was um embarrassing.
00:29:10
Rich is a cunt
like I literally don't understand. And great, the Sweeney and Neely Arrow, they did great. But it's time to fucking move on.
00:29:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's unbelievable. I figured and was hoping for... i I figured Sacco gone, nearly gone, Don Sweeney gone. And I was hoping for Charlie Jacobs to say, I'm firing myself.
00:29:34
Rich is a cunt
Literally. Sacco... has won three out of the last 30 games, I think.
00:29:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Like, yeah.
00:29:42
Rich is a cunt
i mean, granted, they stripped him of his team, but...
00:29:45
Matt LaRose
And I also figure like, he's probably would be a decent coach. Everybody knew that the shit was going to tank. So like, I figured like that dude's just out. Cause it's like, we're cleaning house dude and everybody's gone. And so are you like, this is a shit show.
00:29:59
Matt LaRose
So, but now fucking, so we'll see. We'll see. I'm excited to watch playoff hockey without any, uh, any of like usually when I'm watching I'm like watching all the games but concerned about the Bruins and shit and I'm just stoked to watch like good hockey matchups
00:30:18
Rich is a cunt
Well, you're going to be able to watch hockey without the anxiety.
00:30:21
Matt LaRose
yes exactly yeah it's fucking unreal
00:30:21
Rich is a cunt
like Just to watch it, to watch it and enjoy it, which is great. Playoff hockey fucking the best. like like That anxiety when it's a fucking close game, is there's nothing better than that feeling.
00:30:37
Rich is a cunt
And we we don't have it this year. I mean, maybe you do with your capitals, but...
00:30:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the thing is like you got to ride the Capitals because they didn't have anybody in the four nations. They're totally healthy and they're on fire right now. So they're going to definitely probably do well.
00:30:51
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, fuck them.
00:30:54
Matt LaRose
I also think the Avalanche is going to be fucking awesome and they just got their dude fucking what's his name back. Landis Gog's back now. He's been out for like two years with a knee bullshit and stuff like it's crazy.
00:31:07
Rich is a cunt
Gotta watch you out for those jets.
00:31:10
Matt LaRose
Those goddamn Winnipeg Jets are the best team in the NHL.
00:31:14
Rich is a cunt
Oh, did they get the president's trophy?
00:31:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're the top team.
00:31:16
Rich is a cunt
Oh, okay.
00:31:17
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. This is the first year ever that the four ah rigid four American teams out of the original six, none of them are in the playoffs.
00:31:28
Rich is a cunt
Fucking bullshit.
00:31:30
Matt LaRose
It's the first time this ever happened.
00:31:33
Matt LaRose
so It's outstanding.
00:31:33
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, well, it's it's definitely fucking shitty. um but What are you going to do? At least it'll be good hockey.
00:31:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:31:42
Rich is a cunt
I think the caps are going to probably go pretty far, even though I don't want them to.
00:31:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:31:46
Rich is a cunt
Like, Ovi needs to put a stamp on this.
00:31:49
Matt LaRose
This would be unbelievable if he breaks Gretzky's record and then goes and wins the Stanley Cup in the same year. It would be his second Stanley Cup. That would be fucking unbelievable.
00:32:00
Rich is a cunt
like he You don't come back next year if you do that, right?
00:32:04
Matt LaRose
I mean, he said he likes hanging around with the boys, so he wants to keep playing forever.
00:32:07
Rich is a cunt
Well, that's true. He does.
00:32:09
Matt LaRose
And the thing is, his his contract, he has one more year on his contract. But what's going to end up happening going to keep fucking scoring goals, and then he's going to play fucking next year and score a fuckload of goals. And then it's like, you should just go to 1,000 goals. It's only going to take him two, maybe three seasons to get 1,000 goals.
00:32:29
Rich is a cunt
Did he hit 900 yet?
00:32:29
Matt LaRose
And then if he didn't hit 900, he's right there because I know he did score another goal the other night. So he's right he's right there. So. And they still may might even have a couple of games left too.
00:32:45
Rich is a cunt
I don't know, but it's... Do you think the Capitals are going to fuck him like they fucked Marshawn?
00:32:53
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing. I don't think that they will. Yeah.
00:32:55
Rich is a cunt
No, of course not.
00:32:56
Matt LaRose
yeah Because they're not fucking assholes.
00:32:57
Rich is a cunt
they know like They know how important it is to have him a part of the brand.
00:33:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And I mean, he's he is literally like, if he's not number one, he's this number two greatest player of all time. It's unbelievable.
00:33:10
Rich is a cunt
Number two.
00:33:11
Matt LaRose
yeah well you know ah they have one more they have tonight against Pittsburgh is their last game and Pittsburgh fucking sucks
00:33:21
Rich is a cunt
They do. But also, they mean they're probably not going play anybody and you know just you know go to the first round healthy.
00:33:29
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah they really will they'll play in their fucking um like AHL team tonight that's unreal
00:33:36
Rich is a cunt
Right. ah
00:33:41
Rich is a cunt
So has mark was Mark on last week?
00:33:44
Matt LaRose
Yo, he has a bad eye a couple weeks. Not since the last time you were on. Were you on when he was on last time?
00:33:50
Rich is a cunt
No, no.
00:33:51
Matt LaRose
No. It was a long time ago, but no.
00:33:54
Rich is a cunt
Oh, motherfucker.
00:33:55
Matt LaRose
He did send me a fucking movie review, but Ding Dong's going to want to fucking hear it.
00:34:00
Rich is a cunt
You know what? Fuck that motherfucker.
00:34:02
Matt LaRose
know.
00:34:03
Rich is a cunt
Oh, I got some really horrible news today.
00:34:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah?
00:34:07
Rich is a cunt
I have to go to UFC 316. Yeah,
00:34:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, no. That's awful. When is, we just did what? 314
00:34:15
Rich is a cunt
yeah it's well it's the um O'Malley rematch.
00:34:18
Matt LaRose
June. Okay. So that's the, uh, O'Malley Murab and Kayla Harrison, Juliana Pena.
00:34:26
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:34:26
Matt LaRose
Where's that's in, uh, where the fuck is that?
00:34:30
Rich is a cunt
Newark.
00:34:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's in New Jersey.
00:34:32
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:34:33
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:34:34
Rich is a cunt
Fucking bullshit. Fucking my, my poor work obligations.
00:34:38
Matt LaRose
Oh no. Can you do this?
00:34:42
Rich is a cunt
Work's making me.
00:34:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, no how did
00:34:43
Rich is a cunt
I don't think not making me, obviously. It's just write right, right, right scenario.
00:34:47
Matt LaRose
How did that happen?
00:34:51
Matt LaRose
Excellent.
00:34:53
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:34:53
Matt LaRose
Let me see. Let's get a preliminary look this.
00:34:54
Rich is a cunt
No, I would hate to disparage our vendors and whatnot, so I will not drop any names on this completely inappropriate podcast, but our vendors are hooking it up.
00:35:03
Matt LaRose
Of course, course. Of course, No. thanks Thanks, guys. You got um Rob Diwalishvili and Sugar Sean O'Malley, Juliana Pena and Kayla Harrison, Bruno Silva and Joshua Van, Arian Lipinski and Wang Kong, Kelvin Gastelum and Joe Pfeiffer.
00:35:09
Rich is a cunt
Okay.
00:35:24
Matt LaRose
Wow, that's unreal. Chito Vera and Mario Batista and Johnny Walker.
00:35:29
Rich is a cunt
Which I think is not even on the main card.
00:35:31
Matt LaRose
That's unreal. And Johnny Walker and Azamat Mazarnakov. And that's not the full card. That's only two, four, six, seven fights. So there'll be a lot more that haven't been added to that list.
00:35:43
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. what's What's always good about those socials, I mean, what you went to the one where we went to Long Island, right?
00:35:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, we went to the, what is it? The Barclays Center.
00:35:53
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so anytime there's fights in those like regions, they always bring in a bunch of local guys too, which is always cool.
00:35:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:00
Rich is a cunt
So I could imagine there's probably going to be some New England guys going down for that card, at least on the undercard, so that's cool.
00:36:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:07
Matt LaRose
That'll be a good crowd too.
00:36:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:36:08
Matt LaRose
I'm sure probably there'll be, well, especially with Marab there. So I'm sure there's who else is there for the, uh, like Sarah Longo guys and shit like that. They'll probably be up there.
00:36:19
Rich is a cunt
Exactly.
UFC Events and Fighter Highlights
00:36:20
Rich is a cunt
So, poor me.
00:36:20
Matt LaRose
So that's fun.
00:36:23
Rich is a cunt
i haven't been I actually haven't been to a UFC in a long ass time. And usually, like, I'd rather just lay on my couch.
00:36:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:31
Rich is a cunt
But, um
00:36:34
Matt LaRose
But, you know, if you go to work, sometimes you got to go to work.
00:36:35
Rich is a cunt
just, yeah, go fucking network and such.
00:36:39
Matt LaRose
Sometimes it is what it is.
00:36:41
Rich is a cunt
Right. ah Do we wait for this fucking cunt to come back to watch? I mean, talk about last week.
00:36:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean, it's the only thing left that I really have to talk about.
00:36:54
Rich is a cunt
Well, I will say it it brought me the utmost joy watching.
00:37:01
Matt LaRose
Let's do this.
00:37:02
Rich is a cunt
but
00:37:03
Matt LaRose
but if we What if we start at the bottom of the card? That way when we get to the better we we get to the better fights, maybe he comes back or maybe he's just a gigantic douchebag.
00:37:07
Rich is a cunt
Okay. All
00:37:13
Rich is a cunt
right. All right. what evening Let me pull it up.
00:37:15
Matt LaRose
The first fight was ah this chick, Nora Cornel, beat Hayley Cowan. She actually beat the fuck out of her. This girl, Hayley Cowan, it's for appropriate that Rich isn't here to talk about it because he was very excited about this chick because she's like some gymnast.
00:37:31
Matt LaRose
who when she was a little girl, her dad watched the fights. And her dad's favorite fighter was ufc was ah GSP. And so she wanted she was a gymnast.
00:37:42
Matt LaRose
And it was back when GSP was doing his gymnast training. So her dream was to always be a gymnast that was an MMA fighter, just like GSP. And then she went and fought this ah angry Brazilian girl.
00:37:55
Matt LaRose
And then... Really?
00:37:56
Rich is a cunt
I know I've met Haley Cowan before. um
00:37:59
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:37:59
Rich is a cunt
she's She's fought LFA a bunch and she was – She's a pretty girl. ah
00:38:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she is very athletic.
00:38:08
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, she she was she's good but not great.
00:38:08
Matt LaRose
That's why Rich liked her.
00:38:12
Rich is a cunt
And she's been around for a long time. And I think this is probably our fifth or sixth UFC fight. She just is usually on the undercard. Holy shit.
00:38:19
Matt LaRose
Holy shit, you're back.
00:38:22
Rich is a cunt
So we were just talking about Haley Cowan getting strangled.
00:38:24
Fuck Off
I heard. i heard.
00:38:26
Matt LaRose
Rich, you wanted her to win, and then she ended up looking like a gymnast that was fighting a Brazilian.
00:38:32
Fuck Off
Which I'm still fine with.
00:38:35
Fuck Off
You got to get your kick somehow.
00:38:37
Matt LaRose
It's true. She was a good looking chick though.
00:38:41
Matt LaRose
Then up next, you had Marco Tulio, one of the fighting nerds fighting Teresa Gore. This dude threw me off because this black dude's eyes are really close together. Head, very, very round head, very close eyes together in the middle. It's really threw me off. But ah Marco Tulio fucking knocked this dude dead in the second round.
00:39:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, he kind of looked like Beetlejuice.
00:39:11
Matt LaRose
He did look like Beetlejuice.
00:39:15
Matt LaRose
Up next, you had local guy Mitch Raposo losing a decision to Sue Marajou, the Tibetan eagle. We had both actually picked local guy Mitch Raposo to win this fight, and he didn't end up winning.
00:39:29
Fuck Off
Out of want.
00:39:31
Rich is a cunt
so Mitch is a good kid out of a good camp. It's weird that like his Eric from the extreme couture was in his corner with Tyson.
00:39:43
Rich is a cunt
He's out of regiment down in new Bedford or some down that area. um And he's got good coaches too, but it,
00:39:49
Fuck Off
Is that what it is?
00:39:54
Rich is a cunt
They have that new stat with the UFC. They say how much control time after a takedown or how quickly it takes a fighter to get up, and they use that as a stat. And in his fight, it was an average of six seconds after every takedown um that Chinese kid was able to get right back up to his feet.
00:40:10
Rich is a cunt
So Mitch got a lot of takedowns but did nothing with it. If he threw even just a handful more strikes, he would have won that fight. That was his fight to fucking win.
00:40:10
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:40:21
Fuck Off
The evolution of the sport is insane. Like, we you always worked get-ups, you know, always. But it's just such defensive control when you get takedown and the endurance piece of the sport and the mental part of it to just know time to get up, time to get up, time to get up. Every time and just the athleticism and the way they do it now is so much different than five years ago.
00:40:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I agree.
00:40:58
Matt LaRose
Rounding out the early prelims, Michael Olsen-Sujic knocked out Sequine Dumas in the first round.
00:41:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:41:07
Matt LaRose
I watched that, but I don't remember that one.
00:41:10
Fuck Off
It was quick.
00:41:13
Matt LaRose
Opening up the ESPN prelims, Julian Arosa beat the holy shit out of Darren the Damaged Elkins.
00:41:18
Rich is a cunt
Well,
00:41:22
Fuck Off
That was ridiculous.
00:41:25
Matt LaRose
That was a, that was he, dar Darren Elkins got punched almost immediately and then just basically survived for four minutes before they mercifully stopped the fight.
00:41:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, I picked Elkins too. I don't know why, but I just thought he'd be able to – I don't know what I thought. hes he He got the shit kicked out of him.
00:41:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And I don't think he's going to have too many more of those in him. That was tough.
00:41:49
Fuck Off
No.
00:41:50
Matt LaRose
I think the damage has taken too much damage.
00:41:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, for sure. He's going to need a new tattoo.
00:41:55
Matt LaRose
Great chest.
00:41:58
Fuck Off
He's going to put a D at the end of it.
00:42:00
Matt LaRose
The damage. Amazing. Up next. wolf What was a shock to me? I thought this kid was going to get taken out behind the woodshed. little Little Chase Hooper beat Jim Miller via three round decision.
00:42:13
Fuck Off
I agree.
00:42:14
Matt LaRose
Was a good fight.
00:42:16
Fuck Off
It really wasn't.
00:42:18
Rich is a cunt
No, it wasn't. It wasn't at all. um After Chase's last fight, I didn't think Jim Miller stood a shot a chance in this fight, but um Jim did better in the beginning than I thought he was going to. But you could see, man, Jim Miller's an old man, and she Chase is finally becoming a man. Yeah,
00:42:39
Fuck Off
I thought he'd have one more...
00:42:39
Rich is a cunt
if
00:42:41
Fuck Off
in them for both to happen. It just so happened we watched it actually occur.
00:42:46
Rich is a cunt
yeah I wasn't...
00:42:47
Fuck Off
He became an old man at about a minute and 30 into the fight.
00:42:51
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, and I wasn't...
00:42:51
Fuck Off
Then turned in.
00:42:52
Rich is a cunt
Oh, go ahead, sorry.
00:42:57
Rich is a cunt
I apologize for cutting you off, you fucking cunt.
00:42:58
Fuck Off
Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:43:01
Rich is a cunt
I hate you.
00:43:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:43:03
Matt LaRose
Chase Hooper said after the fight, please stop having me fight old men. I'd like to fight young and up and coming talent and prove my place in in the division.
00:43:12
Fuck Off
Alright, motherfucker. Have him fight Patty Pemblitt.
00:43:17
Matt LaRose
Up next, unbelievable. This girl, Verena Jaronoba, or is my dear friend as my dear friend Ashley calls her, ah female Rob Schneider, defeated Yan Zonian in a three-round decision.
00:43:22
Fuck Off
She's my chick.
00:43:33
Matt LaRose
She beat the fuck out of this girl. This chick's unbelievable.
00:43:36
Fuck Off
She's the real chick.
00:43:36
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, her jujitsu is absurdly good.
00:43:40
Fuck Off
She's tough, though. Her stand-up was good. She's a takedown. She's got good wrestling and her control is insane.
00:43:48
Matt LaRose
She's got to be next in line, right? She's got to, she's going to, her next fight's got to be for the championship.
00:43:52
Fuck Off
i think so.
00:43:54
Matt LaRose
Whether or not the champion fights bullet before then, we'll see in a couple of weeks.
00:43:58
Rich is a cunt
well
00:44:00
Matt LaRose
Uh, up next, you had Dan 50 K E gay knocking out, uh, or TKO and Sean Woodson in round three. Some people, some people argued it was an early stoppage and,
00:44:07
Rich is a cunt
but i made I made money on that fight.
00:44:13
Matt LaRose
ah
00:44:13
Fuck Off
Everybody argued it
00:44:15
Matt LaRose
Oh, that was what happened in that other fight that I said I saw, but I couldn't remember what happened. They protested that it was an early stoppage in those in that fight and then in this fight.
00:44:24
Rich is a cunt
So there was ah there was a local ref that usually isn't on that type of stage that made a couple of bad mistakes that night. um That Ige stoppage was absurdly bad.
00:44:38
Rich is a cunt
um But I can't complain because I won money on it.
00:44:39
Fuck Off
Joe Rogan went ballistic about it.
00:44:44
Rich is a cunt
Danny Ige was a plus 175 and I put few bucks on it and won. few bucks on it and one
00:44:49
Fuck Off
Dan50KEGAY.
00:44:52
Rich is a cunt
The thing is, he's just a dog and he's always in the fight.
00:44:54
Matt LaRose
and Yeah. He's never in a win or lose. He's not in a bad fight.
00:44:58
Rich is a cunt
That's right. So I took my chances one
00:45:05
Matt LaRose
ah Opening up the main card of the, this is a, was an unbelievable card. Miami was fucking popping. Oh, they also announced, well, number one, opening up the the main card was the Donald showing up with,
00:45:20
Matt LaRose
His whole crew. We had everybody there again. Elon and Tulsi and RFK. The whole crew was there. Did you see him, Richie?
00:45:27
Fuck Off
I did. Yeah, I saw you.
00:45:28
Rich is a cunt
Did you see him snuff Cheryl?
00:45:30
Matt LaRose
I did see that.
00:45:30
Rich is a cunt
Cheryl David?
00:45:32
Matt LaRose
What's going on with that? Is that RFK's wife and he didn't shake her hand or something?
00:45:34
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Well, no, I think he Donald was just probably dealing with a lot going on.
00:45:40
Matt LaRose
oh
00:45:40
Rich is a cunt
He shook everybody's hand and he just missed hers.
00:45:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:45:43
Fuck Off
I don't believe that.
00:45:43
Rich is a cunt
But she was like...
00:45:45
Fuck Off
He didn't just miss it.
00:45:48
Matt LaRose
You don't think it was an accident?
00:45:48
Fuck Off
He doesn't like that bitch.
00:45:51
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:45:52
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. You saw his eyes. like He didn't even see her. like
00:45:55
Fuck Off
Exactly.
00:45:55
Rich is a cunt
Donald's like 150 years old. like Homie was oblivious to that situation.
00:46:01
Matt LaRose
He was chewing up the moment.
00:46:03
Fuck Off
yeah So was Elon's kid getting bounced around on his knee.
00:46:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:08
Fuck Off
That was Elon's family.
00:46:08
Matt LaRose
And then my...
00:46:09
Fuck Off
hes He only brought one kid.
00:46:12
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's got like 75 of them. They don't have fucking stupid names.
00:46:13
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:46:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:15
Matt LaRose
my girl tells to was My girl Tulsi was there with her little rogue stripe in her hair. I love it.
00:46:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's almost like the Marvel Universe right there, isn't it?
00:46:25
Matt LaRose
It really is. as they Yeah.
00:46:26
Fuck Off
Donald Trump, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK.
00:46:29
Matt LaRose
The Avengers went to the fights on Saturday.
00:46:31
Fuck Off
It is. They're all like the Avengers. Yeah. I could see Elon
00:46:35
Rich is a cunt
How old is Tulsi now?
00:46:38
Matt LaRose
I don't know, but she's good looking.
00:46:40
Fuck Off
Elon's gonna put a baby in her.
00:46:43
Rich is a cunt
i would I would get my vasectomy reversed to put a baby in her.
00:46:48
Matt LaRose
She's from Hawaii. Hawaii.
00:46:50
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:46:50
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. And a woman of color, as she says.
00:46:54
Matt LaRose
That's right.
00:46:54
Fuck Off
Does she surf?
00:46:54
Matt LaRose
She's indigenous.
00:46:56
Fuck Off
I like indigenous people.
00:46:58
Matt LaRose
She's Samoan, Richie. She might be your fucking...
00:47:00
Fuck Off
I'm not like...
00:47:01
Matt LaRose
see She might be your kryptonite, man.
00:47:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, but that might be the key. I may have to marry in. It'd
00:47:07
Matt LaRose
She might fucking powerbomb you through a coconut table.
00:47:11
Fuck Off
be like the vampires and the werewolves meeting and mating.
00:47:15
Matt LaRose
yeah It's like a lichen, right? Isn't that what they call it? Or is that just a werewolf?
00:47:18
Fuck Off
Yeah. I like it. I don't know. I think a lichen's a werewolf. No, that's a werewolf person or something.
00:47:21
Matt LaRose
Hmm. yeah
00:47:24
Fuck Off
I don't fucking...
00:47:25
Matt LaRose
I knew a werewolf. We all used to know werewolf.
00:47:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:29
Rich is a cunt
He was the blight wolf, dude. Get it right.
00:47:31
Matt LaRose
Sorry, a blightwolf. We knew blightwolf at a time. ah Opening up the main card, Dominic Hayes knocked the fuck out of Nikita Krylov in the first round.
00:47:42
Matt LaRose
That was...
00:47:43
Rich is a cunt
I won money on that fight, too. but
00:47:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:45
Fuck Off
I'm surprised.
00:47:45
Rich is a cunt
Reince was like a plus 175.
00:47:48
Fuck Off
They both suck.
00:47:49
Rich is a cunt
yeah well right
00:47:50
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:47:51
Rich is a cunt
Dominic, has got like his last few fights, he's on a little bit of an upswing. I think he's won three or four in a row now.
00:47:56
Fuck Off
Has he?
00:47:57
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he went he went down to a dark place. like He lost, I think, three in a row, but got his fucking mind right, and he's won, I think, three or four in a row since then in all dramatic fashion.
00:48:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm done with counting on that guy.
00:48:11
Rich is a cunt
He just earned himself. I think he's back in the top five now.
00:48:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:15
Fuck Off
That's how pathetic that division is.
00:48:17
Matt LaRose
It's amazing how much I hate light heavyweight, but then you get a good knockout like that. And it's like, well, there you go.
00:48:23
Rich is a cunt
There you go.
00:48:23
Fuck Off
Heavyweight, heavyweight are absolutely terrible.
00:48:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:27
Fuck Off
Quite frankly, middleweight is too.
00:48:34
Matt LaRose
Up next, this is a i have been I've been waiting to talk to you guys about this. Gene Silva defeated Bryce Mitchell via Darce choke, right? That is a Darce choke that he got him with?
00:48:46
Rich is a cunt
No, it was a ninja choke.
00:48:46
Matt LaRose
A ninja choke.
00:48:47
Fuck Off
such a ninja choke, yeah.
00:48:49
Matt LaRose
What's the difference between a ninja choke and a Darce choke?
00:48:52
Rich is a cunt
Same grip configuration, but one has an arm in and the ah the ninja choke has no um arm in at all. So you go under the chin here and you just elbow to elbow.
00:49:04
Matt LaRose
That's cool. His fucking neck was like twisted. His head was all fucking.
00:49:09
Rich is a cunt
Oh, this brought me so much joy. And the thing is,
00:49:12
Fuck Off
And he's a good jujitsu guy.
00:49:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:49:15
Fuck Off
hes He's a good jujitsu guy. He's not like average. He's good. He's got very good m MMA jujitsu and he was fucking destroyed.
00:49:26
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, that made me so... i i you Everybody knows I'm not the biggest fan of Brazilians. um And this this brought me so much joy.
00:49:32
Matt LaRose
You don't say.
00:49:36
Rich is a cunt
ah loved it. Fucking loved it, Richie.
00:49:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, I didn't mind it. I have to be honest.
00:49:43
Rich is a cunt
I'm not really a fan of those Nazi sympathizers all that much.
00:49:47
Fuck Off
Empathizers, sympathizers. I'm not down.
00:49:50
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:49:51
Fuck Off
I'm not down with.
00:49:51
Matt LaRose
he was just all he said was that before he started taking meth that he would go fishing with Hitler that's all he said they
00:49:51
Rich is a cunt
No...
00:49:59
Rich is a cunt
And then he was like, yeah, and the Jews are fucking horrible.
00:50:03
Matt LaRose
squared up the kids
00:50:04
Rich is a cunt
but
00:50:06
Fuck Off
So stupid.
00:50:07
Rich is a cunt
Some of my favorites are Jews.
00:50:09
Matt LaRose
i have ah I have a plan for our dear friend Bryce Mitchell, but I'm not going to reveal it yet until after we continue talking about the card. But I have ah i have what's next for Bryce Mitchell.
00:50:21
Rich is a cunt
Okay. Okay.
00:50:23
Matt LaRose
Up next at Featherweight, you had Yair Rodriguez defeating Patricio Pitbull via three-round decision.
00:50:29
Rich is a cunt
I did not win money on this fight.
00:50:29
Fuck Off
My man.
00:50:32
Matt LaRose
Richie, that's your boy. Pitbull's your boy.
00:50:34
Fuck Off
No, Yair's my boy.
00:50:37
Matt LaRose
You always said Pitbull was your boy.
00:50:37
Fuck Off
thought... no. no Go back and listen to the tape.
00:50:41
Rich is a cunt
i I love Pitbull, but he did not show up.
00:50:41
Fuck Off
I do like...
00:50:44
Rich is a cunt
The lights got him.
00:50:45
Fuck Off
I don't know. but And that's what we talked about last week. First UFC fight. The whole thing. Going against Yair Rodriguez, who's the fucking man. i don't i think patrice I think he's too old.
00:50:59
Fuck Off
Anyway, we they have an old problem right now in the UFC.
00:51:01
Rich is a cunt
Wow.
00:51:04
Matt LaRose
They have a what?
00:51:05
Fuck Off
An old problem.
00:51:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:51:08
Fuck Off
All the fighters that they're bringing in and the free agents, they're all old.
00:51:14
Matt LaRose
Did you know that I...
00:51:14
Fuck Off
He should have been brought in 10 years ago.
00:51:16
Matt LaRose
I heard a fun stat today that this is the first time ever that there is no UFC champion that is under 30 years old.
00:51:27
Rich is a cunt
wow
00:51:29
Matt LaRose
Interesting stat.
00:51:36
Rich is a cunt
Richie doesn't anything to say about that.
00:51:36
Matt LaRose
Oh, people. I thought you'd,
00:51:38
Fuck Off
Everyone's older.
00:51:39
Rich is a cunt
So, Richie, keep your head down. Go down a little bit further. A little bit further. You look like Vitor Belfort.
00:51:45
Matt LaRose
yeah By the way, did you see Vitor at the fights? He looked old as fuck, man.
00:51:50
Fuck Off
don't
00:51:50
Matt LaRose
it was crazy. He's all gray now. It's wild.
00:51:54
Rich is a cunt
Who is it?
00:51:55
Fuck Off
have Greg.
00:51:55
Matt LaRose
He's probably still on the supplements, though.
00:51:58
Rich is a cunt
Oh, did you see him? He looked like he was a fucking brick shithouse. Yeah, of course he is.
00:52:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Speaking of brick shithouses, they also announced Richie, your girl, the lioness, getting involved getting inducted into the Hall of Fame.
00:52:07
Fuck Off
in
00:52:11
Fuck Off
Oh, is that why she was there? I thought they were saying she's going to fight Kayla Harrison.
00:52:15
Matt LaRose
No, Kayla Harrison is fighting Juliana Pena for the championship at the one that Martin's going to.
00:52:18
Fuck Off
Yeah. And then I thought...
00:52:20
Matt LaRose
She did say that she wants to come back though though, but they announced at the fights that they were inducting her in the Hall of Fame this year.
00:52:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, so she they shouldn't let her come back then.
00:52:31
Matt LaRose
Well, apparently they're going to let her do both.
00:52:33
Fuck Off
The UFC needs to wait and before they induct people after a year, idiots.
00:52:39
Matt LaRose
so She's getting inducted. How do you feel about that?
00:52:42
Fuck Off
I don't give a fuck. I never liked her.
00:52:44
Matt LaRose
I thought you liked her. ATT.
00:52:46
Fuck Off
Nah, never liked that dude.
00:52:46
Rich is a cunt
you
00:52:49
Rich is a cunt
what What don't you like about her?
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
You know why? Because she has beef with your girl. That's why. She has beef with Kayla and you don't fucking, that's not, homie don't play like that.
00:53:01
Fuck Off
And Bullet.
00:53:03
Matt LaRose
And she got beef with Bullet too. Oh yeah, I guess so.
00:53:09
Matt LaRose
ah In the co-main event of the evening, we're going to call this the ah the Your Uncle Matty Told You So, and this is going to be the beginning of the Patty Piblett Apology Tour.
00:53:21
Matt LaRose
Patty the Batty defeated Michael Chandler via Beat the Fuck Out of You for three and a half for three rounds, and then the ref has to stop the fight. Thanks. I told you years ago. You're welcome.
00:53:34
Matt LaRose
There you go.
00:53:35
Rich is a cunt
The thing is, I've seen Paddy...
00:53:35
Matt LaRose
and
00:53:36
Fuck Off
sorry.
00:53:36
Rich is a cunt
I followed Paddy's career before he... When he was in cage rage. And he was very good at the hype train. He was very good at that shit.
00:53:48
Rich is a cunt
But he never impressed me. um Ever. Even in cage rage. like He didn't fight very high-level guys. And he was making more money in cage rage than he ever would have made with UFC at that point.
00:53:59
Rich is a cunt
And timing is fucking...
00:54:00
Matt LaRose
<unk> ah They did say that he took a pay cut when he signed his UFC contract.
00:54:05
Rich is a cunt
All right, so there you go. But I will say timing couldn't have been any better because he hit his stride and there's no he's undeniable.
00:54:18
Rich is a cunt
Is he going to be the next Conor or Sugar Sean or any? I don't think so. I don't think you're going to see gold around his waist, but to deny that he has gotten good Can't do it.
00:54:32
Rich is a cunt
I fucking hate him. I hate English people, but he's good.
00:54:36
Fuck Off
I'm still not sold on him. What I said last week still remains true.
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and I would agree with that.
00:54:41
Fuck Off
Chamberlain is too fucking old. And it's not a legit... Just like the Jim Miller thing for Hooper.
00:54:47
Matt LaRose
To say that this fight is not legit, I completely disagree with. He beat the fuck.
00:54:51
Rich is a cunt
Me too.
00:54:51
Fuck Off
Chamberlain hasn't fought in two fucking years. He's 40 years old.
00:54:54
Matt LaRose
He fought Charles fucking Oliveira last year, less than a year ago.
00:54:54
Fuck Off
It's not...
00:54:58
Fuck Off
How many fights has that guy fought in the last four years?
00:55:00
Rich is a cunt
So I will say this. So there was an interesting stat out of the last – so out of Patty's last three fights, those guys' last 13 fights was But
00:55:01
Fuck Off
One?
00:55:02
Matt LaRose
out too.
00:55:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, i see, that their names.
00:55:11
Rich is a cunt
but they are great names. And then, listen, I – yes, i and I was winning all night on DraftKings.
00:55:16
Matt LaRose
And he finished them he finished them both spectacularly.
00:55:20
Fuck Off
They should have.
00:55:21
Matt LaRose
And he did.
00:55:24
Rich is a cunt
I was up, way up, and I let it ride on this fight because – Patty was a fucking favorite for some reason. And you know what?
00:55:32
Matt LaRose
I was surprised he was the favorite.
00:55:32
Rich is a cunt
I fucking lost all my money.
00:55:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:37
Rich is a cunt
But to deny, listen, he has, he's much better than we all thought he was. Maybe other than Rosie.
00:55:43
Rich is a cunt
You can't deny that.
00:55:43
Fuck Off
he's better He's better than CM Punk, I'll say that.
00:55:48
Fuck Off
But until...
00:55:48
Matt LaRose
chale Uncle Chael apologized to Patty the Batty. DC apologized to Patty of the Batty.
00:55:52
Fuck Off
I'm not apologizing yet.
00:55:53
Rich is a cunt
Listen, I am too.
00:55:55
Fuck Off
I'm not apologizing yet.
00:55:56
Matt LaRose
Israel Adesanya apologized. It's the Patty of the Batty apology tour.
00:55:58
Fuck Off
Who's this next fight? Who's this next fight?
00:56:01
Rich is a cunt
Listen, I won't apologize, but he's better than I thought he was.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
So I think i think for his yeah i think for his next fight, he should... um i don't so Max and Dustin are locked up.
00:56:13
Fuck Off
No, too old.
00:56:15
Matt LaRose
So...
00:56:16
Rich is a cunt
It's Gaethje or Oliveira.
00:56:18
Matt LaRose
Or I agree with Olivera or it could be Gaethje or you can have him fight Dan Hooker.
00:56:18
Fuck Off
It's got to be Olivera then.
00:56:26
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
00:56:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. da and Dan Hooker is a good fight for Patty the Batty.
00:56:27
Rich is a cunt
thats I would bet against him again.
00:56:29
Fuck Off
Alright. Yeah. Yeah, if he can beat Hooker, if he can beat Hooker, I'm okay with that.
00:56:34
Rich is a cunt
It's a great fight for him, actually. Great name. But do you want to put Patty against fucking Gaethje yet?
00:56:40
Fuck Off
No.
00:56:41
Matt LaRose
that's That's why you put him against Hooker first.
00:56:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think
00:56:43
Rich is a cunt
Olivera?
00:56:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, put him against Hooker first. And so if you go, because everybody's saying if you put him again, if he wins his next fight, then he's a lock for a title. But I think you put him against Hooker and then after the Hooker fight, you can justify ah title or you can have him go do Bronx or Justin Gaethje. And any of those fights would be fucking unreal fights.
00:57:08
Rich is a cunt
No, they're going then they're not you know what? you're You should be at the fucking table with those guys yesterday when they're discussing it, but they're going to give them Olivera or Gaethje.
00:57:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, which I'm okay. If you give him Dubronx, that's an awesome. But Oliveira is going to say no way because they told him after he beat Chandler that his next fight would be a title shot.
00:57:27
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:57:27
Matt LaRose
So he's out. So that leaves you with Gaethje. It's up to Gaethje if he wants to take that fighter.
00:57:31
Rich is a cunt
Gaethje don't give a fuck. Gaethje's like, give me a check and I'll go fight fucking your mother.
00:57:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, but that's the thing. Gaethje's out of his prime, too. I'm
00:57:40
Matt LaRose
Give him Dan Hooker. That's what I say.
00:57:42
Rich is a cunt
But okay, so let's let's just break this down.
00:57:42
Fuck Off
all right.
00:57:45
Rich is a cunt
Gaethje, the way he fights, how could Paddy beat him? Is he going to take him down?
00:57:51
Fuck Off
Well, I mean, that's his only chance to beat him.
00:57:54
Rich is a cunt
Who takes down Gaethje?
00:57:57
Fuck Off
Nobody. um But he here's the the thing about Gaethje, though. he's going to allow himself to get hit there. Patty looked like he's more dynamic at this point.
00:58:12
Matt LaRose
Still leads with his chin, though.
00:58:12
Fuck Off
But, so he, and and he, so Justin's a good fight for him because Justin is just going to stand there the whole time and it'll be a matter of Patty can just beat him down or if Gaethje's just going to, you know, immovable object him.
00:58:12
Rich is a cunt
he's He's just huge. Patty's huge for the division.
00:58:15
Matt LaRose
Addy is huge.
00:58:31
Rich is a cunt
I don't think... I
00:58:32
Fuck Off
And I think Patty will beat him at this point.
00:58:32
Rich is a cunt
yeah i' i mean i i mean, I'm going to fucking naysay him until the fucking end of time, but...
00:58:41
Rich is a cunt
Max has really good hands, really good hands. Some of the best hands in the UFC, and he was able to pick Gaethje apart. But who else has picked Gaethje apart like that?
00:58:53
Fuck Off
I mean, every fight that Gaethje's in, it's not one-sided. It's an absolute brawl.
00:59:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but can Patty hurt Gaethje on the feet?
00:59:06
Fuck Off
Patty's bigger and more athletic to me.
00:59:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think so.
00:59:08
Fuck Off
I think the answer is yes.
00:59:08
Matt LaRose
I think so.
00:59:09
Rich is a cunt
I don't know.
00:59:10
Matt LaRose
Did you see the, if he hurts
00:59:10
Rich is a cunt
I don't think can put together.
00:59:10
Fuck Off
and And it's not, this if this were three years ago, I would say Gaethje's going to steamroll him.
00:59:12
Rich is a cunt
Like, Gaethje...
00:59:17
Fuck Off
But again, UFC has an age problem, like I said earlier.
00:59:17
Rich is a cunt
And then also, this is going to sound...
00:59:22
Rich is a cunt
Of course, but Gaethje will also have a better game plan going in. He will be he has better coaches.
00:59:27
Matt LaRose
I disagree, dude. If you listen to Patty's,
00:59:30
Fuck Off
Gaethje's game plan is stand there and punch, take a punch and punch again.
00:59:35
Matt LaRose
if you listen, this is why Patty is so good.
00:59:35
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:38
Matt LaRose
And I keep telling you guys, if you listen to Patty, the baddie and his post fight press conference, he talked about how they worked the entire game plan. The whole time was to stay long to keep, uh,
00:59:50
Matt LaRose
Chandler away from him, ones and twos, long strikes, keep him away from him. And then when he did hurt him, he practiced the flying knee that he hit him with. And then he, in the middle of the fight, started to swarm Chandler. But then remember that the game plan was if you hurt him not to swarm him, because when you hurt him is when he throws like a fucking maniac. So he had to pull himself back.
01:00:14
Rich is a cunt
Mm-hmm.
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
to watch out for fucking Chandler and then still pick his shots and then take them down and then put them on the ground and punch them out. And he said he knew he wanted to submit them, but he watched him fight Dubronks for fucking five rounds and Dubronks couldn't submit them.
01:00:29
Matt LaRose
And he said, if Dubronks can't submit them, then I'm not going to submit them. But I know I can beat the fuck out of them on the ground. So I'm going to put them on the ground and beat the fuck out of them. And that's exactly what he did. Followed a game plan to a tee.
01:00:43
Matt LaRose
The kid's fucking awesome, man. His coaches are fucking awesome. He's fucking awesome. He's just as good as all these other guys.
01:00:49
Fuck Off
He hasn't fought, in my opinion, a well-rounded fighter yet.
Lightweight Division Analysis and Future Fights
01:00:57
Matt LaRose
What if you have him fight Armin Sarukian then?
01:01:02
Matt LaRose
Who's a wrestler?
01:01:04
Fuck Off
Didn't he get cut or something?
01:01:06
Matt LaRose
Well, no, he's he did he still has a contract, but he fucking bailed on a championship fight the night before. so
01:01:13
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:14
Matt LaRose
The UFC is pissed at him.
01:01:15
Fuck Off
I'm fine with that fight. Two guys the same age with skill sets. Let's see who's got the better skill set. That to me would say everything.
01:01:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:24
Fuck Off
But he's fighting the same guys right now. they're They're making it easy for him.
01:01:28
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is, that's the lightweight...
01:01:28
Fuck Off
They're giving him old gatekeepers that he if he's going to go anywhere, they need give him a name and fill seats. He needs to get these names on his belt. It's at the right time for him because they're all older and he's coming up.
01:01:43
Fuck Off
There's not a lot of people in the division. and Yeah.
01:01:45
Matt LaRose
And the thing is, those that division has been all those dudes have been fighting each other for so long that now you're getting new people mixed in. You know? It's like those guys. It's like Armin, Islam, and fucking ah Dan Hooker, and then fucking Gaethje, Poirier, and Max. All those guys just have all fought each other.
01:02:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, and those are the three levels.
01:02:11
Rich is a cunt
no how How does Patty do against Islam?
01:02:16
Matt LaRose
I mean,
01:02:18
Matt LaRose
he I'm hoping that by the time it's you know it's timing, he's got to get another fight or two in.
01:02:19
Rich is a cunt
yeah you All right.
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
By then, Islam moves up to 170.
01:02:26
Rich is a cunt
just Just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page there.
01:02:27
Matt LaRose
You know? You know?
01:02:28
Rich is a cunt
yeah
01:02:29
Fuck Off
It's going to exactly like the main event, actually, that just happened.
01:02:33
Rich is a cunt
I'm so proud of Volk. I fucking love that dude.
01:02:36
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable, man.
01:02:38
Rich is a cunt
He like, listen, we can all, everybody has their opinions and can talk shit about this guy, that guy or whatever. Who's talking shit about Volkanovski?
01:02:46
Fuck Off
Nobody.
01:02:46
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:02:47
Rich is a cunt
Fucking nobody. The guy's fucking amazing.
01:02:49
Fuck Off
fact should and you if anyone had heard the infinite abyss podcast last week you would have heard some great insight as to why Volkanovski was going to win this particular fight oh well
01:02:49
Rich is a cunt
Like beloved by everybody.
01:03:00
Rich is a cunt
So give me a, give me a refresher. I missed last week.
01:03:05
Matt LaRose
That was one of our A episodes, Martin. that
01:03:07
Rich is a cunt
Ah, yeah, that's right.
01:03:08
Matt LaRose
you You happened to bring that up earlier. We weren't going to bring it up, but you did.
01:03:10
Fuck Off
that you listened to that you thought was a bee um
01:03:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:13
Rich is a cunt
Oh, I didn't listen to last week's. I listened to two weeks before that, though.
01:03:16
Matt LaRose
Oh,
01:03:17
Fuck Off
um I think it was it's the same thing. It was the coming up and and the coming down. Volk, old. Is he at the tipping point? He is.
01:03:31
Fuck Off
However, coming up was what's-his-name ready to take that step. I think it was one fight too soon. And that was the mix. So Volk will not, and I said last week, he would win this fight, but he wouldn't defend it.
01:03:45
Fuck Off
he He would lose in the defense because I think there are just, it was a great fight for him to have it now.
01:03:52
Rich is a cunt
Well, it's so it's if we go back in history, remember when Matt Hughes beat GSP and then GSP got another couple wins and came back and dominated.
01:04:01
Matt LaRose
and
01:04:02
Rich is a cunt
So it could be the same thing, but I don't think they give that kid an immediate rematch.
01:04:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:09
Rich is a cunt
I think he has to win another one or two, which he probably will.
01:04:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:13
Rich is a cunt
And then Volk, who does Volk fight next?
01:04:17
Fuck Off
Well, who's up for the belt? Whoever's going to be the new champ.
01:04:20
Matt LaRose
Well, it's 145, so you could give them Yair Rodriguez just one.
01:04:24
Fuck Off
yeah
01:04:26
Matt LaRose
Gene Silva just one.
01:04:28
Rich is a cunt
And no disrespect to those guys, but Volk beats most of those guys. At least in the next fight. Maybe not in two fights.
01:04:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:36
Fuck Off
I think Yair could beat him right now, or it would be a great fight.
01:04:40
Rich is a cunt
His kicks are too flashy, and I know they're fast and whatnot, but Volk would be like, I'm going to catch this and throw you through the cage.
01:04:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you got ah ranked up. You got Max Holloway is ranked at number one, but I think he's going to – I think he's fighting it lightweight against Dustin Poirier.
01:04:53
Rich is a cunt
Oh my god.
01:04:59
Matt LaRose
Then you got Diego Lopez. So, Yair Rodriguez. And then –
01:05:03
Rich is a cunt
And coming off in that fight, oh, and actually, I think Sean, not Sean Shelby, Mick Maynard promised him that, or Hunter Campbell promised him that title shot if he won that fight the other day.
01:05:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, so I imagine that you're going to have yeah ah yair versus Volk, which would be awesome.
01:05:14
Fuck Off
Good. That's a great fight.
01:05:20
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, and I think Volk beats him.
01:05:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, he said, so that's right now. i'm remembering this. Yair said that he wanted, cause they're doing UFC no this year in Guadalajara, Mexico. So Yair said, i want to fight a Volk at Guadalajara in September. And Volk said, I'm fine with fighting him, but I don't want to wait until September. I'd rather fight in like June or July and then also fight in September at No,
01:05:50
Rich is a cunt
Love it. Fighters fucking fight. What's the not love about that guy? He's like, most most title holders are like, all right, I'm going fight a couple times a year.
01:05:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:59
Rich is a cunt
Homie's like, I need to get paid. So fuck y'all. Let's get two of them in.
01:06:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:04
Fuck Off
Well, he knows. he This is it. This is his.
01:06:06
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's his last fucking run.
01:06:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:08
Rich is a cunt
Let's go.
01:06:10
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:06:10
Fuck Off
And.
01:06:10
Matt LaRose
Go get some fights and get paid and then fucking hanging up, man.
01:06:10
Fuck Off
ah
01:06:14
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, fucking awesome. Guy's the fucking best.
01:06:18
Fuck Off
Not a lot. I mean, the UFC rosters. Not real strong.
01:06:24
Rich is a cunt
Well, the thing is the talent pool at the lower weights is very strong.
01:06:24
Fuck Off
And.
01:06:28
Rich is a cunt
It's just there's no superstars right now.
01:06:30
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:06:30
Rich is a cunt
That's the thing. There's no – all these Ruskies are coming over here and dominating and
01:06:36
Matt LaRose
It's so impossible to be a dominant fighter in the UFC because they just keep bringing in such good fighters that they all beat each other. They beat each other up and beat each other off, Richie.
01:06:49
Fuck Off
Yeah,
01:06:49
Rich is a cunt
But that's that's like what's so beautiful about MMA and the UFC right now is, well, the way they've always done it. But it's not like boxing where you have to fucking wait and wait and maybe this fight happens. and maybe Dana's like, fuck y'all, you're fighting or you're not getting paid.
01:07:04
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:07:04
Fuck Off
yeah it's great. That's what makes it.
01:07:05
Rich is a cunt
It's fucking awesome.
01:07:09
Rich is a cunt
But i'm I'm excited.
Samurai Films and Cultural Influence
01:07:10
Rich is a cunt
Some good stuff. Richie, while you were gone, i explained to Maddie that um unfortunately, due to some work situations, we have to go to the Marab-Sugar Sean fight in New Jersey in June.
01:07:16
Matt LaRose
um
01:07:24
Matt LaRose
there's some refrigeration work that needs to be done in the arena But that's also the case. So he's going to be able to see Marab and Sugar Sean and Kayla Harrison and Juliana Pena.
01:07:35
Fuck Off
Oh, nice. I want to finger her.
01:07:37
Matt LaRose
Which one?
01:07:37
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
01:07:39
Fuck Off
Kayla, my girl.
01:07:41
Rich is a cunt
i
01:07:41
Matt LaRose
I figured you'd say both of them.
01:07:43
Rich is a cunt
What sucks about that is fucking Giuliano could actually win that fight, and I hate that. I hate that cunt.
01:07:49
Fuck Off
She could armbar her from the bottom.
01:07:51
Rich is a cunt
The Venezuelan fucking cunt face.
01:07:55
Fuck Off
I think that Kayla's too aggressive
01:08:02
Fuck Off
and strong.
01:08:03
Matt LaRose
Be aggressive
01:08:04
Fuck Off
that doesn't mean That doesn't mean that she's the best fighter out there. I just think she's too big and strong for Juliana right now.
01:08:13
Fuck Off
Juliana doesn't, although she did fight within the year, right? That was good. She hasn't fought.
01:08:20
Fuck Off
She was out for what? two Two years?
01:08:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah like two years Yeah she fought Amanda Nunes Or no she fought for the vacated thing
01:08:24
Fuck Off
Fought once, right?
01:08:29
Fuck Off
Yeah. Had a kid. Pumping breast milk. Yeah.
01:08:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It was lame.
01:08:38
Matt LaRose
Richie, I'm trying to come back strong this week.
01:08:42
Fuck Off
Oh boy, this must be this must be someone from the underwater land.
01:08:48
Matt LaRose
This is from the underwater land. Changmi and I finished the residence. Overall, all I thought it was pretty good. I liked the detective lady. I think she had that eccentricity that is common with other film detectives like Hercule Poirot, Benoit Blanc, or Columbo.
01:09:09
Fuck Off
Benoit.
01:09:09
Matt LaRose
i Benoit. I also liked that it was a bit lighter and comedic rather than another dark and brooding murder mystery. It's really a throwback. Chung Mi also liked it.
01:09:21
Fuck Off
I told you.
01:09:23
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Chung Mi.
01:09:26
Matt LaRose
On Sunday, I got in the Wayback Machine again and watched two more Akira Kawasaki Kawa-Sawa classics.
01:09:34
Fuck Off
oh
01:09:36
Matt LaRose
The first one was 1961's Yojimbo, and the second was the follow-up 1962's Sanjuro.
01:09:46
Fuck Off
Nice.
01:09:47
Matt LaRose
The main actor in both movies also played the goofy samurai in Seven Samurai. Ujumbo is the story of a ronin who wanders into a town and finds that it is divided by two rival gangs. he works He works to pit the two gangs against each other in order to free the town of the both of them.
01:10:09
Matt LaRose
The ronin eventually says that his name is Sanjuro, which means 30-something, but jokes that he is closer to 40-something. This film has been remade several times, most notably as 1964's A Fistful of dar Dollars starring Clint Eastwood, which was an unofficial remake, and there was apparently some court issues involved.
01:10:33
Matt LaRose
It was officially remade as 1996's Last Man Standing starring Bruce Willis. This version lists Karasawa in the credits. The cantina scene in Star Wars is partially lifted from Yojimbo, specifically when Luke Skywalker meets the two criminals at the bar who boast about their crecent criminal history and then one of them gets his arm cut off.
01:10:59
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Obi-Wan Kenobi. Next up was Sanjuro, the follow-up to Yojimbo, which stars, you guessed it, every everyone's favorite Ronin, Sanjuro again.
01:11:12
Matt LaRose
This time he's passed out in a temple and wakes up to hear several young samurai talking about a corrupt politician in their town and how the town superintendent is going to help them expose the truth.
01:11:26
Matt LaRose
Sonjuro tells them not to trust the superintendent and helps them avoid an ambush. He then decides to help them root out the actual corruption in the town. This movie leans more into the samurai comedy that we talked about before, a lot of which comes from an older, wiser ronin working with younger, very green samurai.
01:11:47
Matt LaRose
The sword fighting. I know how much you love sword fighting, Richie.
01:11:50
Fuck Off
love to Love to cross swords.
01:11:53
Matt LaRose
The sword fighting is definitely better in this one, and it actually starts to have some of that samurai blood and gore that we all love so much.
01:12:01
Fuck Off
we sure do.
01:12:02
Matt LaRose
both movies are fantastic old school samurai movies that deserve a watch. Unfortunately, they are not available for free on any streaming devices. I bought them on the recently recently released 4k restoration disc from the criterion collection.
01:12:20
Matt LaRose
Richie, you know, the, you know, the aqua lad does not fuck around.
01:12:21
Fuck Off
Wow, he went deep. No, he went deep.
01:12:28
Matt LaRose
Lastly, i watched the first episode of season two of the last of us. It was pretty good. the show is only going to get more and more fucked up. So be ready for that. If you decide to watch this one, it's streaming on max with episodes releasing each week.
01:12:44
Matt LaRose
And finally, I have a question for Richie. I'm thinking about starting either the Reacher show or the Jack Ryan show.
01:12:50
Fuck Off
I've got an answer.
01:12:55
Matt LaRose
Which one should I start with?
01:12:57
Fuck Off
So this is an easy one for me. It's Reacher because I've never seen Jack Ryan.
01:13:03
Matt LaRose
Oh, there you go.
01:13:04
Fuck Off
But
01:13:04
Rich is a cunt
I've seen Jack Ryan and not Reacher, so here we go.
01:13:07
Matt LaRose
Is Jack, Jack Ryan is the one with the guy from the office, right? Hmm.
01:13:10
Fuck Off
yeah, Krasinski.
01:13:12
Rich is a cunt
I saw, I think, two seasons of that.
01:13:12
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:13:13
Rich is a cunt
It was okay.
01:13:16
Rich is a cunt
But he he's forever Jim.
01:13:17
Fuck Off
To me, um get it's fair it's it's similar to the Night Agent a little bit as well that
01:13:20
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:13:24
Fuck Off
I like Reacher because Reacher was really tied to the originality of the books and what the author had wanted it to be. He's got a good mix of, and you can even see Tom, this is why Tom Cruise is the greatest actor of all time, by the way.
01:13:38
Fuck Off
Tom Cruise's movie, though most people didn't like it because he was this little guy, this guy, Alan Richards, whatever his name is, who plays Reacher is just more built around what he would look like.
01:13:53
Fuck Off
But Cruz did a lot of great facial work and facial bodily acting that was written about in the book. And this guy does a good job of doing that as well. And you can see how it affected one and the other. So some people like the movie and love the series. Some people didn't like the movie and love the series.
01:14:19
Fuck Off
I like the movie. And I love the series.
01:14:25
Matt LaRose
Big Reacher guy. Doesn't he drive a Chevelle or something in the movie?
01:14:30
Fuck Off
ah In one scene, yes. But he's he's a drifter. he He doesn't own anything. He just steals cars.
01:14:36
Matt LaRose
Oh. Oh, all right.
01:14:38
Fuck Off
Or borrows them. He doesn't steal them. he he's He's a nomad.
01:14:40
Matt LaRose
he's So he's like a gypsy.
01:14:45
Rich is a cunt
I hate gypsies.
01:14:47
Fuck Off
Much like...
01:14:47
Matt LaRose
I fucking ate Pikes.
01:14:48
Fuck Off
and Much like... um Kawazara and the samurai overviews we just got. It's almost like that. He's a, he's a Ronin searching the land for injustices that he's going to make or right.
01:15:06
Matt LaRose
Wherever I may roam Cool Kind of like the Incredible Hulk Back in the day Going from town to town Bill Bixby
01:15:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:15:14
Fuck Off
Yes. Dr. David Banner.
01:15:19
Matt LaRose
Picking up grizzly bears And throwing them Hundreds of thousands of feet In the air
01:15:24
Fuck Off
I never understood the whole switch of Bruce Banner and David Banner. I don't get it.
01:15:31
Matt LaRose
Really even fun thing when the incredible Hulk first appeared in the comics, he was actually colored gray, but gray was a harder color to print. That's why they turned him green.
01:15:44
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:15:45
Matt LaRose
How do you like that?
01:15:48
Rich is a cunt
I'm offended when you say colored.
01:15:50
Matt LaRose
Sorry. I didn't mean Richie.
01:15:51
Fuck Off
I don't see color.
01:15:53
Matt LaRose
Had you seen either of those two Kurosawa movies?
01:15:57
Fuck Off
I saw the original. I don't know that I ever saw the second one. I have to go back and look, but...
01:16:02
Matt LaRose
Yoshija Insanjaro.
01:16:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I loved, i didn't know Mark's, I knew about Clint's stuff because all of all of the spaghetti westerns and and Francisco's kind of shit and Fellini's shit were based on a lot of old samurai stuff.
01:16:21
Fuck Off
That was cool, but I didn't know he tied it into all these other movies. I didn't know about the Bruce Willis one and I didn't know about Star Wars.
01:16:27
Matt LaRose
Did you see or or the Clint Eastwood one?
01:16:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, the Clint Eastwood one, yeah.
01:16:31
Matt LaRose
Had you seen either of those two movies?
01:16:34
Fuck Off
Which ones?
01:16:35
Matt LaRose
Let me pull it up again. Hold on. I have it right here. He said the Bruce Bruce Willis was last man standing in 1964.
01:16:40
Fuck Off
Some Jawa or whatever it is. Oh, no, I haven't seen that.
01:16:47
Matt LaRose
A fistful of dollars with Clint Eastwood.
01:16:49
Fuck Off
I mean, of course, I've seen all of those. I haven't seen Last Man Standing, no.
01:16:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:16:54
Fuck Off
But i've I've seen A Fistful of Dollars for a few dollars more.
01:16:58
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
01:16:58
Fuck Off
Those are some of the... critical spaghetti westerns that were made that really spawned that kind of cool way of filmmaking around that.
01:17:05
Matt LaRose
The classics. Yeah.
01:17:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:17:10
Fuck Off
Fucking all based on Japanese stuff.
01:17:10
Matt LaRose
ah
01:17:13
Fuck Off
The Aqualad dropped some fucking knowledge on some people this week.
01:17:16
Matt LaRose
How'd you feel that sometimes when the aqua lad has to fucking bring it to let everybody know who the fucking big dog is, sometimes he brings it, you know?
Jujitsu Community and Local Life
01:17:25
Fuck Off
It was good. It was good. And frankly, it was well needed. I mean, It's kind of been in a...
01:17:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I feel like you you were kind of saying how he's been slacking lately, I think is what you were saying to me.
01:17:31
Fuck Off
yeah
01:17:34
Fuck Off
You know.
01:17:35
Matt LaRose
You were saying he was kind of, you know, just, I think you said.
01:17:37
Fuck Off
You know.
01:17:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:17:40
Fuck Off
maybe just Maybe just mailing it in, as they say.
01:17:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:17:43
Rich is a cunt
you.
01:17:45
Matt LaRose
yeah I think you were just saying like, do better basically, or be bad, be better, be better.
01:17:49
Fuck Off
Yeah. and
01:17:51
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:17:52
Fuck Off
And to he was better.
01:17:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:17:55
Fuck Off
Don't challenge the Aqualad.
01:17:55
Matt LaRose
You know, you know, Hey, he's coachable. If he's anything, he's coachable.
01:18:00
Fuck Off
That's true.
01:18:03
Fuck Off
That is true. Speaking of that, speaking of coachable, is he still doing jujitsu? I hope not.
01:18:07
Matt LaRose
He is still doing jujitsu and refuses to miss classes.
01:18:12
Rich is a cunt
Oh, you guys are in such big trouble.
01:18:12
Fuck Off
This is a problem.
01:18:12
Matt LaRose
even even on Even on days when no one else... There has been a few times when no one else shows up, so he's basically just gotten private lessons with the dude who ah like does like the the most out of all of them and actually trains and shit like that.
01:18:24
Fuck Off
Those are the best.
01:18:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:18:30
Fuck Off
Those are the best.
01:18:31
Matt LaRose
And sometimes the boys get together and go out for post jujitsu beer and wings. Sometimes they got a little thing going on. It's a whole.
01:18:38
Fuck Off
Oh, I'm going to do that for sure. I'm going to have.
01:18:40
Matt LaRose
Although, so the only thing, by the way, I haven't, I've actually meant to tell you this. I haven't talked to the Aqualad, a spoken to him about it a couple of weeks, but apparently, unfortunately they got to move out of the gun club.
01:18:53
Fuck Off
no
01:18:54
Rich is a cunt
Oh, no.
01:18:54
Fuck Off
that's not part of the deal.
01:18:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. and They got to move out of the, the good news is they're moving down the street. They got another spot that they're moving into that the same landlord owns, but they got to move it out of the, they need to use the room that the gun club, the roof that the gun club was using.
01:19:13
Matt LaRose
They need to use it because now there's a, there's a new salon going in and they need that area. So there's going to be, you can get your hair did and then go hammer off some fucking rounds at the gun, at the gun club, you know?
01:19:19
Fuck Off
And the gun club? doesn't sound like a gun club.
01:19:25
Fuck Off
When do... When's that happening? I have to roll with the gun club.
01:19:30
Matt LaRose
I think I know. I think they said that it's happening like a lot sooner than they expected, like in a couple of weeks or now. I'm not sure. I got to get the, I got to get the update.
01:19:37
Fuck Off
might change the agreement.
01:19:39
Rich is a cunt
No, you can't do that.
01:19:41
Fuck Off
I mean, was specifically about the gun club.
01:19:42
Rich is a cunt
mean, guess you can do anything you want.
01:19:44
Matt LaRose
I mean, I'm sure that I'm sure that you could go to the gun club and shoot guns at the gun club. It's just down the street. It's just not in the back, in the back door. You know, I'm sure that they'd love to have you at both the jujitsu club and the gun club. That's all i'm saying.
01:20:00
Fuck Off
where What are these wings, Wartell? Where are these?
01:20:03
Matt LaRose
Well, there's all kinds of fucking good places, good food there.
01:20:07
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
01:20:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, dude. There's fucking...
01:20:10
Fuck Off
It's Milwaukee. They've got cheese. I didn't know they were known.
01:20:12
Rich is a cunt
Milwaukee.
01:20:14
Matt LaRose
much farther north of... It's three hours north of Milwaukee. It's not Milwaukee.
01:20:18
Fuck Off
Right. Same thing. It's Wisconsin.
01:20:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:21
Fuck Off
They're known for cheese.
01:20:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:24
Fuck Off
And brats.
01:20:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:27
Fuck Off
Not wings.
01:20:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but they still got good food
Conclusion and Recommendations
01:20:30
Matt LaRose
out there, man. You get food anywhere from out there is good shit. That's home cooking out there, man.
01:20:36
Fuck Off
All right, when we going?
01:20:37
Matt LaRose
Generous portions. We should probably sort it out. And I actually have to talk to the Aqualag because I have to go out there at some point in July because we're going to a concert. so
01:20:46
Fuck Off
I have to be in Chicago for June. i think that would be ideal.
01:20:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:52
Matt LaRose
Well, we'll work it out when we're not recording a podcast.
01:20:55
Fuck Off
Oh, are we recording? i never heard an intro.
01:20:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's been an hour and 20 minutes.
01:20:58
Fuck Off
I never even heard an intro.
01:21:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you didn't we didn't. What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Miss podcast.
01:21:05
Fuck Off
Thanks for tuning in.
01:21:06
Matt LaRose
I'm your host, Matt and the Rose. Across from me, as always, the inevitable Rich Savistano.
01:21:12
Fuck Off
Hi, here I am.
01:21:13
Matt LaRose
To my left, making his triumphant return, the Mongoose Matt Martin.
01:21:17
Rich is a cunt
I'm back, bitches.
01:21:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And that's all we got this week, guys. Thanks for listening. You can email us at infiniteinvisspod at gmail.com. InfiniteVispod on Instagram, TikTok.
01:21:31
Matt LaRose
Usually rich has Rich has been hammering the the intro music and the outro music lately, but this week's little bit different. Here we go. Come on now.
01:21:51
Fuck Off
It's a great Jason Spade the movie.
01:21:57
Rich is a cunt
Richie, I got a band for you.
01:21:59
Fuck Off
is
01:21:59
Rich is a cunt
Homefront. Check them out.
01:22:09
Rich is a cunt
Punk rock-ish with some Thin Poppy vibe.
01:22:12
Fuck Off
how go
01:22:18
Fuck Off
Fun fact, Leonard Cohen, this great song was in a tremendous movie from the eighty s starring Samantha Mathis and one Christian Heather's,
01:22:32
Fuck Off
what's his name? It's called Pump Up the Volume. Great movie. Check it out. It's
01:22:38
Rich is a cunt
Pump with the volume with Christian Slater.
01:22:40
Fuck Off
later. Yeah. Check it out.
01:22:43
Rich is a cunt
never Never seen it.
01:22:45
Fuck Off
My dog's eating my nuts. I gotta go.
01:22:49
Rich is a cunt
On that note...