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Infinite Abyss Episode 46: Dr. Gloom
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Music Memories and Movies
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Fuck Off
Sounds good.
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Matt LaRose
um I'm waiting on you.
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Matt LaRose
Ha ha ha ha.
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Fuck Off
No way. You think?
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Matt LaRose
Damn, you brought the heat today.
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Fuck Off
i am bringing the heat
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Matt LaRose
That's probably the, that is absolutely the best you've ever done.
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Fuck Off
no way
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
you think
00:01:01
Matt LaRose
That's one of like my top three favorite songs of all time.
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Fuck Off
You don't even know it either until it's on.
00:01:07
Matt LaRose
what's great about it too is my favorite memory of this song. It's etched in a young Maddie LaRose's memory, Clerks 2. Rosario Dawson starts dancing with Dante on the, ah she's basically telling me needs to fucking chill the fuck out.
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Fuck Off
And that was the entire best thing about Clerks 2 was Rosaria Dawson.
00:01:21
Matt LaRose
then
00:01:25
Matt LaRose
Right. And in that part, she does a little dance and her boobs go, where i went i went i wearing it's fucking, it's just, it's.
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Fuck Off
She's in a movie with Edward Norton called The 25th Hour, which is a fucking great movie.
00:01:36
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Fucking can love that movie.
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Fuck Off
He's got like basically one last day to live it up before he goes to jail.
00:01:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
And his girl in it, Rosaria Dawson, played the role natural.
00:01:48
Matt LaRose
Oof.
00:01:52
Matt LaRose
Mmm.
00:01:54
Fuck Off
And man, she looked good. i like
00:01:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:01:57
Fuck Off
There's another great movie she's in, which is a very underrated movie. movie. It's called Top 5. Chris Rock is in it.
00:02:05
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:02:05
Fuck Off
And Tracy fucking Morgan and a bunch of comics. It's fucking hilarious. And it's underrated. It's about a guy,
Kevin Smith Films and Nostalgia
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Fuck Off
Chris Rock, obviously, who's an ex-actor who's trying to be taken seriously by doing... He's a comedian who wants to get into serious acting.
00:02:21
Fuck Off
And no one will take him seriously. So he does this whole like... He makes a slave movie. And it's a bomb. But He's always in the tabloids for having substance addictions. And basically they're just like, what's your top five list of this?
00:02:35
Fuck Off
What's your top five list of this? And Tracy Morgan is fucking awesome in it. There's that chick. I don't know her name. She's a comedian, big black lady. And she is hilarious.
00:02:48
Fuck Off
Anyway, Rosaria Dawson plays a reporter in it and She's fucking sexy. She talks about jamming bottles up dudes' asses.
00:02:55
Matt LaRose
Wow. That's aggressive.
00:02:56
Fuck Off
Well, mostly her dude.
00:02:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Is it Tracy Morgan or a different dude?
00:03:00
Fuck Off
No, no, it's some other dude.
00:03:02
Matt LaRose
Oh, what's going on?
00:03:04
Fuck Off
You should check that movie out.
00:03:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Do you remember what it's called?
00:03:07
Fuck Off
sir Yeah, top five.
00:03:08
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. The top five. You did say that. Sorry. I smoked a bunch of weed before we started talking.
00:03:13
Fuck Off
And the 25th Hour, if you haven't seen it.
00:03:14
Matt LaRose
That one. You gotta see. That's a fucking great movie.
00:03:17
Fuck Off
Great movie. But if you want to laugh, top five.
00:03:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And also, if you've never seen Clerks 2, you should watch Clerks 2. It's really good.
00:03:29
Fuck Off
I don't know about that.
00:03:30
Matt LaRose
Clerks 2 is fucking funny, man.
00:03:32
Fuck Off
It's not as good as Clerks.
00:03:34
Matt LaRose
I agree.
00:03:36
Fuck Off
And that's the problem. They kept making them after that.
00:03:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He just keeps making it.
00:03:39
Fuck Off
You ought to know what is, what is, I love Chasing Amy. i'm I'm a Chasing Amy fan, but I think his second best movie is Dogma.
00:03:45
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:03:52
Matt LaRose
It's funny that you say that because I was just going to tell you that they are releasing dogma in theaters for one day this year. Cause it's like the 25th anniversary or something like that.
00:03:58
Fuck Off
and Are they?
00:04:01
Matt LaRose
I just saw a thing about it yesterday. I was going to tell you cause dogma fucking rules.
00:04:06
Fuck Off
It's great movie.
00:04:07
Matt LaRose
That was, uh, that was really the first Kevin Smith movie. I had seen mall rats, but I remember my brother got dogma on VHS and we fucking like must've worn the tape out how many times we watched it.
00:04:21
Matt LaRose
um
00:04:22
Fuck Off
Dogma is a great movie.
00:04:23
Matt LaRose
Dogma fucking rules
00:04:24
Fuck Off
Everything about it is great. Even fucking
Salma Hayek and Iconic Performances
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Fuck Off
Alanis Morissette. Like, it's a home run.
00:04:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah Alan Rickman It's fucking unbelievable dude The unwritten rules of the road
00:04:32
Fuck Off
Alan Rickman's great in everything. George Carlin's great in everything.
00:04:41
Fuck Off
And I've always loved, I don't care what they do and what they make, including their Duncan fucking commercials. I love Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together.
00:04:47
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:04:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. They're unbelievable.
00:04:56
Matt LaRose
Also, Selma Hayek, another young Maddie LaRose etched in my memory, Selma Hayek in that movie when she's ah doing the stripper dance.
00:05:03
Fuck Off
Got the snake around her from Dusk Till Dawn.
00:05:04
Matt LaRose
No, that that's from Dust Till Dawn, but in this one also, it's ah she does it to...
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Fuck Off
back
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Matt LaRose
ah Candy girl, you are my world. That fucking song.
00:05:15
Fuck Off
Really?
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Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, it's Candy Girl, Selma Hayek, and she like rips her shirt open and shit. And then like, yeah, new edition.
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Fuck Off
Candy Girl is new edition.
00:05:23
Matt LaRose
It's like there's a bunch of there's a bunch of black dudes on one side of the stage and Jay and Silent Bob are on the other side of the stage.
00:05:26
Fuck Off
That's racist.
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Matt LaRose
And she keeps like going between them and the black guy keeps nodding his head at the other dude and they take out more money.
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Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:05:36
Matt LaRose
And then they pan to Jay and Silent Bob and they're like, like flipping out more dollars and shit. And then like, she's going back and forth between the two of them. It's fucking
Introducing Infinite Abyss Podcast
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Matt LaRose
awesome.
00:05:45
Fuck Off
Salma Hayek is one sexy bitch.
00:05:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's so hot. She's unbelievable.
00:05:49
Fuck Off
She's like 55. She's just a fucking...
00:05:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:05:52
Fuck Off
I would bang her over probably almost everybody except for Livvy Dunn right now.
00:05:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And like you did mention, if you guys haven't seen from dust till dawn, she does this. There's a little whole snake routine in that.
00:06:05
Fuck Off
It's what I like to call grabbing the Python, Matty.
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Matt LaRose
You know when she turns around and she's super hot Selma Hayek but has like the big prosthetic vampire head on and she like roars at them? I bet I know the answer to this, but would you bang her like that?
00:06:21
Fuck Off
I climax at that part of the movie every single time.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, i figure that's the that's the part that you wait for.
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Fuck Off
It's so good.
00:06:28
Matt LaRose
yeah man. Fucking dogma.
00:06:32
Fuck Off
Dogma's good.
00:06:37
Fuck Off
I interrupted you.
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Matt LaRose
I thought you were going to follow that up or something.
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Fuck Off
No.
00:06:43
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's edition of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always,
00:06:51
Fuck Off
As always, the guy who owes all the money for being late, the guy who's never on time and he's a diva, and it's always his problem.
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Matt LaRose
ah
00:07:00
Fuck Off
is It's his problem.
00:07:02
Matt LaRose
it's always your fault, for sure. Yeah.
00:07:04
Fuck Off
It's always his problem. That's me.
00:07:06
Matt LaRose
the inevitable rich Savastano little doom and gloom today if I don't say so myself but uh and that's it that's it it's just the two of us so I I like that Dr.
00:07:16
Fuck Off
I'm Dr. Gloom, Dr. Doom.
00:07:19
Matt LaRose
Gloom so this begs the question is Martin the new Tim laughter laughter laughter
00:07:25
Fuck Off
I hope so. It's the only thing that I have going for this whole situation where Martin just decides to show up whenever he wants. It's, I hope he's got some type of fentanyl addiction or something.
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
He's pretty small. That'll kill him quick, I think.
00:07:43
Fuck Off
That's what I'm hoping.
00:07:44
Matt LaRose
I figured that you'd want it to be a lot more long and drawn out.
00:07:48
Fuck Off
Nah, it's been long and drawn out.
00:07:50
Matt LaRose
That's true. you just need You just need end to it.
00:07:52
Fuck Off
Just get to it, so I can say I knew it.
00:07:56
Matt LaRose
Thank you. Thank him for doing that for you.
00:07:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
Imagining Sumo Wrestlers as Football Players
00:08:00
Matt LaRose
Thank you for getting
00:08:00
Fuck Off
I'm real pissed off. It would have happened a lot quicker except for this stupid Jamaican chocolate situation.
00:08:06
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:08:07
Fuck Off
Fucking idiot. God, I hate this guy.
00:08:08
Matt LaRose
The Jamaican...
00:08:09
Fuck Off
This guy is an idiot.
00:08:11
Matt LaRose
The Jamaicans fucked you, man.
00:08:13
Fuck Off
Fucking Jamaicans.
00:08:15
Matt LaRose
They did you dirty.
00:08:16
Fuck Off
Usually it's the Samoans that fuck me. They're my kryptonite, but the Jamaicans are fucking with me.
00:08:19
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:08:23
Fuck Off
They are fucking with me.
00:08:28
Fuck Off
I don't understand what it is about Samoans.
00:08:31
Matt LaRose
What is it about Samoans?
00:08:32
Fuck Off
They're just, I don't know. They're my kryptonite. They're just massive blocks that I have.
00:08:35
Matt LaRose
Do they... and
00:08:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Do they intimidate you by the site?
00:08:39
Fuck Off
It's hard.
00:08:40
Matt LaRose
You just realize that it's like that's literally a fucking tree standing in front of me, like an island tree.
00:08:45
Fuck Off
No, it's not about intimidation at all. it's just about why is everything I'm trying to do not working and you've just reversed the situation. And now I'm being held up in a chokehold.
00:08:58
Matt LaRose
This makes me think of a conversation I was having at work today. And i like you'll like this. We were talking about sumo wrestling and how awesome it is and how the dudes are just monsters.
00:09:06
Fuck Off
Love it.
00:09:09
Matt LaRose
And we were saying, imagine if you had a football team where like your entire offensive line was just a bunch of fucking sumo guys. So like every snap, the defense fucking jumps up and it's just fucking like huge so Japanese fucking sumo guys just fucking slamming you.
00:09:27
Fuck Off
yeah The problem is they can only go forward.
00:09:30
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:09:32
Fuck Off
they're not like They're athletic, powerful guys, but they're not football linemen athletic. Football linemen are fucking smart and super athletic.
00:09:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:41
Fuck Off
And by the way, a lot of Samoans are now linemen. They're throwing them right in there.
00:09:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:46
Fuck Off
Once they get special helmets made for their heads, they get those going in, and then they just go at it. You can't fucking move them.
00:09:53
Matt LaRose
Should they even, but they should even just, they should just do sumo wrestling then.
00:09:54
Fuck Off
Patriots just got one.
00:09:58
Fuck Off
They'd be good at it.
00:09:59
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean? Like they should do it and like train it though. Like that would be awesome for them to work with sumo guys and just learn how to like.
00:10:05
Fuck Off
There's a first round pick. He's a defensive tackle. um ah think he plays for. It's either maybe it's LSU or Miami.
00:10:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:18
Fuck Off
He's going pro. He's six foot five.
00:10:25
Fuck Off
And he's. the heaviest player to ever be at the combine. The previous record was like 389 pounds.
00:10:38
Fuck Off
This guy weighed in at at six foot five.
00:10:42
Matt LaRose
465 and 6 foot 5 what's his name I want to look at a picture of this guy
00:10:50
Fuck Off
I don't know, man. Just Google six, just Google 450 pound lineman.
00:10:57
Fuck Off
Rookie. 465 pound rookie lineman.
00:11:02
Matt LaRose
450 pound lineman, Florida.
00:11:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's him.
00:11:05
Matt LaRose
The Florida Gators defensive lineman, Desmond Watson, who's six foot five and 449 pounds.
00:11:12
Fuck Off
That was going into his senior year, 449. So
00:11:16
Matt LaRose
That's unbelievable. Look at this guy is a fucking monster.
00:11:17
Fuck Off
so wait there's a video of him at the combine showing him running and jumping and shit.
00:11:23
Matt LaRose
Oh,
00:11:24
Fuck Off
Like he ran, he still ran a five nine 40.
00:11:29
Matt LaRose
He looks like he's throwing a kid.
00:11:33
Fuck Off
Pull up the, there's the, there's the video of him do at the combine. Just pull up that guy's name.
00:11:39
Matt LaRose
pull up the combine. Desmond Watson combine.
00:11:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:11:42
Matt LaRose
So
00:11:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. Desmond Watson. Look at his legs.
00:11:48
Matt LaRose
is he NFL this year? my God.
00:11:52
Fuck Off
Well, if he gets drafted.
00:11:54
Matt LaRose
oh my god
00:11:56
Fuck Off
He's a first rounder is what they're saying, but there are some people that worried. Yeah. Yeah. Put on the V that's him in his doing his 40 yard dash where he busted a 5.9, I think, which is fucking
NFL Draft and Athleticism
00:12:09
Fuck Off
amazing.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
40-yard dash. Oh, wait, hold on. Oh, I don't know if I can watch this. I don't have a TikTok.
00:12:22
Fuck Off
Yeah. Watch him. That's what I saw. Watch him.
00:12:26
Matt LaRose
I can see it in the screen. I'm watching it. That's
00:12:29
Fuck Off
Look at him at the high jump.
00:12:30
Matt LaRose
fucking unbelievable.
00:12:32
Fuck Off
He's fucking. He did. He put up.
00:12:34
Matt LaRose
He's doing the chest rest.
00:12:35
Fuck Off
He put up 225 pounds. He did it 46 times, think. Almost 50 times. 225. did in college almost 29 times. almost fifty times
00:12:42
Matt LaRose
How much is it?
00:12:43
Fuck Off
two twenty five
00:12:44
Matt LaRose
Oh my God. Yeah. They just do it for reps, right? What's happening?
00:12:48
Fuck Off
yeah
00:12:50
Matt LaRose
That's not me. That's tick tock.
00:12:55
Matt LaRose
So,
00:12:55
Fuck Off
i did it in college almost twenty nine times
00:12:59
Matt LaRose
so he is, he's entering the draft this year.
00:13:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's the combine. All those things you were just watching them do, all the NFL scouts are there.
00:13:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:06
Fuck Off
Those are all the tests they have them do.
00:13:07
Matt LaRose
Right. Right.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
I've seen that.
00:13:08
Fuck Off
It's essentially a slave auction.
00:13:12
Fuck Off
And they get their nice Jimmies and Joes. They bring them in, and they bid on them.
00:13:15
Matt LaRose
Gotta pay a high price. You gotta pay high.
00:13:17
Fuck Off
They bid on them. Is this guy a jumper? I mean, it truly is modern slavery.
00:13:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:23
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:13:24
Fuck Off
It is really unbelievable that it's actually even allowed.
00:13:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:27
Fuck Off
Like, come do these proofs of...
00:13:28
Matt LaRose
You're right. They're displaying their athletic prowess and then selling them off to the highest bidder.
00:13:34
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:13:35
Matt LaRose
yeah That's crazy. But it's like voluntary. Voluntary.
00:13:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, who knows? A hundred years from now, our grandkids might be saying that's not the case. They're going to want to be paid out on shit.
00:13:46
Matt LaRose
That's true. Yeah.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
See what I'm saying? It's whoever's story it is to write it now.
00:13:54
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's a new time.
00:13:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, not for the NFL. Slavery is big.
00:14:00
Matt LaRose
That's true. There's big money in it
00:14:01
Fuck Off
It's got nothing to do with skin color. However...
00:14:03
Matt LaRose
They go, to they go down to candy land. Well,
00:14:06
Fuck Off
They are all at Candyland.
00:14:09
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:14:10
Fuck Off
But that dude is fucking huge.
00:14:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:13
Fuck Off
He's a monster athlete. Could that guy go do sumo? Probably.
00:14:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think he could do anything.
00:14:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, he he except for Live Long.
00:14:22
Matt LaRose
How do you get that athletic? Yeah, that's the I was literally thinking that when I was watching his fight.
00:14:27
Fuck Off
He'll be dead before the age of 40, I bet.
00:14:29
Matt LaRose
Do you think he'll probably die while he's playing football?
00:14:32
Fuck Off
No, but I think he'll make it like maybe two, three years in the league and then blow up to 600 pounds and have a heart attack before he's 40.
00:14:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. i see I foresee...
00:14:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I foresee like a horrific injury just because of like the amount of weight.
00:14:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. I mean, that's a possibility too, but especially on the interior line and have people crashing in on you, but.
00:14:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's going to I can just see a fucking devastating leg break and then that's probably how he balloons up to fucking 600
Val Kilmer's Legacy and Tombstone
00:15:03
Matt LaRose
pounds and dies.
00:15:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, if that's the case, he'll be dead before the age of 30.
00:15:05
Matt LaRose
You know.
00:15:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
00:15:11
Matt LaRose
God bless.
00:15:11
Fuck Off
But let's hope not.
00:15:12
Fuck Off
He's a freak of nature athlete.
00:15:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:14
Fuck Off
I mean, that guy is an athlete.
00:15:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah Yeah. It's unbelievable. yeah
00:15:20
Fuck Off
I'm pretty, I literally can't, there's nothing I can do right now at this point in my life, 50 times in a row, except maybe eat M&Ms, 50 M&Ms in a row.
00:15:21
Matt LaRose
Athlete.
00:15:29
Matt LaRose
And shit. You can eat in shit 50 times.
00:15:33
Fuck Off
That's really it in a row. like he He lifted 225 pounds that many times.
00:15:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's a lot. Bench pressed it.
00:15:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:15:44
Matt LaRose
I definitely couldn't bench press 225 pounds. I don't think.
00:15:47
Fuck Off
It doesn't matter. like doing Do something 50 times.
00:15:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:52
Fuck Off
I can blink. I can breathe.
00:15:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:55
Fuck Off
And I can probably eat 50 M&Ms in a row. Probably back in the day, i could have done 50 wings, but not anymore.
00:16:01
Matt LaRose
I was going to say I could probably do 50 stairs, but ah i mean, I could.
00:16:07
Fuck Off
Up, straight up without stopping, 50 stairs.
00:16:10
Matt LaRose
i mean, as long as there's like a railing there in case I got to grab it.
00:16:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, there's a railing.
00:16:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I could do that.
00:16:16
Fuck Off
I did about 50 stairs today going down.
00:16:16
Matt LaRose
50?
00:16:19
Fuck Off
I was at the hospital in Boston.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Going down hurts me.
00:16:23
Matt LaRose
Going up is whatnot.
00:16:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, and it hurt.
00:16:24
Fuck Off
I literally was like, I had to shake it out on a couple of turns. I needed a
00:16:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Going upstairs, no problem. Downstairs, is it's that's that's the one.
00:16:35
Fuck Off
So anyway, I don't know how we got here, but that guy's an, oh, Sumo.
00:16:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, sumo.
00:16:42
Fuck Off
So um my problem again is with the Samoans. They're just massive.
00:16:48
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:16:49
Fuck Off
It's their head size and actual bone structure and density versus weight.
00:16:52
Matt LaRose
Samoan. It's Samoan.
00:16:57
Fuck Off
that's what I have going for me, except that midget crocodile arms. So I can't get around any of them to do anything. He's like, uh, who's that steel Russian X-Men guy with Deadpool?
00:17:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, Colossus, man.
00:17:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:17:10
Matt LaRose
I love Colossus.
00:17:10
Fuck Off
They're all like Colossus.
00:17:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's true. I like when they do a Haka. Oh, you know,
00:17:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. Everyone's, everyone has their own Haka too.
00:17:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's like tre it's like a tribal thing.
00:17:24
Fuck Off
Yeah. But they're different tribes.
00:17:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what saying.
00:17:27
Fuck Off
New Zealanders and Australians and Samo- A-A-A-Ns.
00:17:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:35
Matt LaRose
Hawaiians, Polynesians,
00:17:36
Fuck Off
Hawaii-A-Ns. Tongans.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
Tonkins.
00:17:42
Fuck Off
Hey, did you hear about Mick Foley? got in a car accident.
00:17:45
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you, there are two fucking April Fool's dick. there are There are two people in my life that have gotten fooled by April Fool's things and had to text me about it.
00:17:57
Matt LaRose
My sweet, sweet mother and Rich. My mom goes, did you hear that the Bruins fired Don Sweeney? And I was like, mom, I was like, as much as I wish that that was happening,
00:18:10
Matt LaRose
it's April fool's day. And she's like, Oh yeah. And then I had seen both the Craig Jones thing that you sent and the McFoley thing. i had seen them both yesterday and the Craig Jones thing I knew immediately because he's notorious for fucking around. And then the McFoley thing, i actually read the post and then I was looking at the picture and I was like, there's no way you would walk away from that and be like, as and then I'm like, that's definitely a Photoshop picture.
00:18:35
Matt LaRose
And then you sent it and I'm like, that's definitely a Photoshop picture. Yeah.
00:18:39
Fuck Off
I mean, do we know that for a fact?
00:18:41
Matt LaRose
Yes.
00:18:42
Fuck Off
Huh?
00:18:42
Matt LaRose
ahll pull I can pull up mc
00:18:43
Fuck Off
Why do people waste their time with that shit?
00:18:46
Matt LaRose
because it's April Fool's Day.
00:18:47
Fuck Off
It's fucking stupid.
00:18:48
Matt LaRose
I saw a thing that the they had said that ah the Worcester Railers were gonna have they were changing the color of their ice to orange in the rink.
00:19:00
Fuck Off
That's an April Fools joke.
00:19:01
Matt LaRose
April Fool's Day. Hmm.
00:19:04
Fuck Off
Like, that's a good, fun April Fools joke.
00:19:09
Matt LaRose
Saying that you survived the horrific car accident isn't.
00:19:13
Fuck Off
pretty stupid.
00:19:17
Fuck Off
Like Tiger Woods on April 1st, going to be playing golf this week after he just blew out his Achilles.
00:19:17
Matt LaRose
Craig Jones.
00:19:24
Matt LaRose
That's pretty funny.
00:19:24
Fuck Off
He had 30. He's like, I'll be at the Masters. See you all there.
00:19:27
Matt LaRose
That's funny.
00:19:27
Fuck Off
Everyone was going crazy. He's like, April Fool's, idiots.
00:19:30
Matt LaRose
Tiger Woods blew out his Achilles.
00:19:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, ruptured.
00:19:33
Matt LaRose
When did he do that? Oof.
00:19:36
Fuck Off
About a month ago.
00:19:39
Matt LaRose
That must have sucked.
00:19:41
Fuck Off
He's banging Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife.
00:19:43
Matt LaRose
Trump's um ah Trump, right?
00:19:46
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:19:47
Matt LaRose
Damn. Trump's his boy.
00:19:49
Fuck Off
Got little stank on that hang low.
00:19:51
Matt LaRose
No doubt.
00:19:52
Fuck Off
Little ritzy stank.
00:19:52
Matt LaRose
There's a big there's a big Trump thing going on here, like in like a couple of minutes.
00:19:57
Fuck Off
What's happening?
00:19:58
Matt LaRose
It's ah today's, what is it? Liberation day. He's announcing all the tariffs.
00:20:01
Fuck Off
Today's Wednesday.
00:20:02
Matt LaRose
It's liberation day.
00:20:03
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:20:04
Matt LaRose
He's announcing all the tariffs and all that stuff. It's he's all this big, big announcement coming.
00:20:10
Fuck Off
eat Yeah, he's he's tariffing his tariffs.
00:20:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's free. He's making us all billionaires.
00:20:19
Fuck Off
Not yet. It's hurting right now.
00:20:20
Matt LaRose
We're all going we're all going to be rich after this.
00:20:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't think so.
00:20:24
Matt LaRose
All of our woes are going to be taken care of and handled.
00:20:28
Fuck Off
If people were smart, it could be. it's just And it's not even about smart at this point. It's about the ends. It's so difficult to have the ends there. extra cheddar around when you want to go do things when now is the time to try to go do things.
00:20:41
Fuck Off
At some point, America is going to have so many fucking new companies opening up warehouses, offering opening jobs. i mean, people have an opportunity to make a lot of money out of these companies that are foreign companies that are coming here and building their plants.
00:20:56
Fuck Off
That's, that's not high exec shit. That's blue collar stuff, blue collar jobs.
00:21:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:01
Fuck Off
So yeah, that shit's awesome.
00:21:01
Matt LaRose
Makes a lot of jobs for people.
00:21:04
Fuck Off
And it cannot be overlooked.
00:21:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:06
Fuck Off
So that's what's going to happen. Everyone's got to suffer to help continue to keep America the way it is, which is mixed, a middle class that can survive, and all the other shit.
00:21:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:21
Matt LaRose
Some people would rob their mother for the end.
00:21:21
Fuck Off
Balances, baby. Check some balances.
00:21:24
Matt LaRose
Check some balances.
00:21:28
Matt LaRose
Some people would rob their mother for the ends.
00:21:31
Fuck Off
what I heard, Whitey.
00:21:34
Matt LaRose
Before we go any further, I want my ends.
00:21:39
Fuck Off
Well, Eddie Ford sings the blues, man.
Danny McBride's Comedic Roles
00:21:42
Matt LaRose
You know what ah wasn't an April Fool's joke that you sent is ah sweet, sweet Val Kilmer, Doc Holliday, Iceman, Batman, Jim Morrison,
00:21:56
Fuck Off
ah He was fucking awesome in that movie.
00:21:58
Matt LaRose
Heat,
00:21:59
Fuck Off
Great in Heat.
00:22:02
Matt LaRose
What was the...
00:22:02
Fuck Off
He was a great actor. He was a real actor. I watched his documentary. It was actually like depressing to me.
00:22:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:09
Fuck Off
I don't get depressed often.
00:22:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:12
Fuck Off
Except today.
00:22:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's hard to watch. like When I watched Top Gun 2 and he was like in Top Gun 2, I was like, man, it's like really fucked. What happened to that guy? He got like got some kind of crazy sickness and stuff, right?
00:22:22
Fuck Off
Got throat cancer and it like took him over.
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Just totally fucked him up.
00:22:27
Fuck Off
But that documentary with his son, but he, he's true. He's a true, um, thespian.
00:22:32
Matt LaRose
He's an actor.
00:22:33
Fuck Off
Yeah. He is. He grew up acting, doing plays. He went to school to be an actor and to be a stage actor. And he took specific roles because of that. like He's pretty talented.
00:22:45
Matt LaRose
It's pretty unbelievable. I just, I always knew him when I was growing up on regular airplay. Cause we had recorded it off of TV was Top Gun. And I was, it was my favorite movie as a kid because I loved like airplanes and shit.
00:22:59
Matt LaRose
And that's like for the longest time, I just knew him as the dude in Top Gun. And then obviously when Tombstone came out, that was like, yeah, the greatest movie ever, which I'll probably end up watching that like tonight or something because it's,
00:23:07
Fuck Off
Greatest movie ever
00:23:13
Fuck Off
Which everyone gets the quote wrong Including me It's not I'll be your Huckleberry It's not I'm your Huckleberry I'm your Hucklebearer Yeah That's true
00:23:18
Matt LaRose
It's I'm your Huckleberry.
00:23:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, what is it?
00:23:28
Matt LaRose
What?
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
I don't think that's true.
00:23:33
Fuck Off
Because a huckleberry back in the day is someone who like puts you in a fucking casket.
00:23:38
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:23:40
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:23:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, I didn't know that. I found that out. Look it up.
00:23:44
Matt LaRose
I'll fuck you up.
00:23:45
Fuck Off
It's worth a Google.
00:23:48
Matt LaRose
I'm your huckleball.
00:23:48
Fuck Off
But all the shirts even say huckleberry.
00:23:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. My favorite part is also in that when the dude fucking when he's like playing cards and he's all like wicked sick and the guy takes his gun out and starts like spinning it around and flipping it and fucking puts it in his holster and then he just looks at him and picks up his little cup and starts flipping his cup around and flipping the cup back and forth and it's the fucking best part.
00:24:11
Fuck Off
That's awesome. Hey there, Johnny Ringo.
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
his book by His book by Val Kilmer is I'm Your Huckleberry, a memoir.
00:24:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:21
Matt LaRose
I don't believe you.
00:24:22
Fuck Off
It's not correct. Look it up. Google it.
00:24:28
Fuck Off
Tombstone. What is the actual quote in Tombstone when Doc wants to fight Johnny Ringo?
00:24:39
Matt LaRose
I'm not the one you want. I'm the man for the job. Oh, wait.
00:24:44
Fuck Off
Hmm. That's something else.
00:24:46
Matt LaRose
no yeah
00:24:47
Fuck Off
That's behind the green door.
00:24:51
Matt LaRose
Some people have mistakenly heard Huckleberry as Hucklebearer, making it, mistaking it for a reference to a pallbearer, someone one who carries a casket.
00:25:02
Matt LaRose
So they're saying you're wrong. Oh, in Tombstone, does Doc say I'm your Huckleberry or your Hucklebearer?
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
It's I'm your Huckleberry.
00:25:22
Matt LaRose
No, it's Huckleberry. You can hear clearly. It doesn't seem like I have a...
Korean and Samurai Films
00:25:29
Fuck Off
Grasp on the situation.
00:25:31
Matt LaRose
It doesn't seem like there's a clear answer.
00:25:33
Fuck Off
see what I'm saying? It's fucking weird. But if you go to the script, the script is Hucklebearer.
00:25:43
Matt LaRose
Doc Holliday, according to IMDb...
00:25:48
Matt LaRose
Doc Holliday's I'm Your Huckleberry line means I'm the one you want in Tombstone. The term Huckleberry was misinterpreted as Huckleberry leading to confusion among some viewers.
00:25:59
Matt LaRose
Val Kilmer named his memoir I'm Your Huckleberry after his iconic line in Tombstone.
00:26:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, maybe he said it, but he wasn't supposed to say it. I don't know. But this whole thing, I read this whole thing. and They're like, it's Huckleberry.
00:26:13
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:26:14
Fuck Off
So whatever.
00:26:16
Matt LaRose
Oh, look at this. Fucking...
00:26:18
Fuck Off
Well, why wouldn't he say I'm your Huckleberry? Because that's how he got famous. So yeah, use it. Sounds cooler, too.
00:26:24
Matt LaRose
I want your blood and I... They're going over other quotes from the movie. I want your blood and I want your soul. Wyatt Earp. Hell's coming with me.
00:26:35
Matt LaRose
Kurt Russell, dude.
00:26:35
Fuck Off
That was great. Yeah, it was so good, that movie.
00:26:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, fucking Tombstone.
00:26:41
Fuck Off
Just a great movie. And Dana Delaney's in it, and I used to love that bitch. She was back in a show called China Beach back in the day, and then she went she started doing movies from there.
00:26:52
Fuck Off
She did a movie called Garden of Eden, where she plays this, I don't know, seductress chick. She's so fucking hot.
00:27:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, Dana Delaney.
00:27:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:27:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:27:04
Fuck Off
She's probably 65 now.
00:27:07
Matt LaRose
I mean, whether...
00:27:08
Fuck Off
70.
00:27:08
Matt LaRose
you
00:27:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's her now?
00:27:13
Matt LaRose
i don't I don't know when that picture is from, but that's her headshot on IMDb.
00:27:14
Fuck Off
That can't be.
00:27:19
Fuck Off
I just got a headshot.
00:27:21
Matt LaRose
i bet you I bet you did, Chuck.
00:27:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's great.
00:27:26
Matt LaRose
That's great.
00:27:27
Fuck Off
Anyway, look at me. I'm IMDb.
00:27:30
Matt LaRose
Look at me. Also, did we talk about George Foreman last week? I feel like we didn't even talk about that, dude. He died.
00:27:38
Fuck Off
A lot of deaths. People are dying all the time.
00:27:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man.
00:27:40
Fuck Off
It's getting very popular.
00:27:42
Matt LaRose
It's cool to die.
00:27:44
Fuck Off
I think people are just our age now and talking about it because it affects them.
00:27:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:52
Fuck Off
Like, you know, our age.
00:27:55
Matt LaRose
Our age.
00:27:57
Fuck Off
Mid-30s.
00:27:58
Matt LaRose
Our advanced age. ah George Foreman, my favorite clip ever is just the walking forward uppercut knockout. like Just like walks right through the guy and uppercuts him.
00:28:10
Fuck Off
Considered the heaviest handed puncher in boxing history. That's
00:28:14
Matt LaRose
Ever. Nobody hit harder than George Foreman. That's what they say.
00:28:18
Fuck Off
what they say.
00:28:19
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:28:21
Matt LaRose
I mean, he's built like a truck.
00:28:25
Fuck Off
He was built like an actual fucking Greek god. He was.
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:32
Fuck Off
he was He was basically like the rock back in the day.
00:28:38
Matt LaRose
Do you think he would have fetched a good price of the combine back in the day?
00:28:41
Fuck Off
Always did. That guy fought out of the slums of fucking Houston.
00:28:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Houston, right?
00:28:46
Fuck Off
He was a thief. He used to rob people.
00:28:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:50
Fuck Off
ah He's a massive man with massive, massive hands.
00:28:50
Matt LaRose
There's a
00:28:53
Fuck Off
There's a great line in the one of the greatest movies ever to be made, ever. Top five. Called The Raging Bull. And Robert De Niro is sitting with Joe Pesci.
00:29:06
Matt LaRose
Bobby. Hmm.
00:29:10
Fuck Off
And he's talking and he's crying. He's all fucked up and out of whack. And he's upset because he could never be the heavyweight champion of the world because his hands, his hands are just too small. He can never do it.
00:29:21
Fuck Off
And that's depressing because he wanted to test himself against the best of the best. But George Foreman's fist is the size of an actual cinder block.
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
that's unbelievable
00:29:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, you get hit with a cinder block.
00:29:35
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:29:35
Fuck Off
You're going fucking down.
00:29:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true. It's like getting...
00:29:38
Fuck Off
And he had like 45 fights or something, and he knocked out pretty much everybody.
00:29:39
Matt LaRose
It's like getting clubbed. Literally, you're getting bludgeoned by a...
00:29:46
Fuck Off
Yeah. Then he came back in act two as a preacher, and he was, those days were long behind him, as a lot of us can attest to.
00:29:56
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:29:57
Fuck Off
And he came back as a goddamn man among men, like a farmer. He used to train in overalls because regular finn pants didn't fit him.
00:30:02
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:30:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's unbelievable.
00:30:09
Fuck Off
Oh
00:30:11
Matt LaRose
There's a great Netflix movie called Big George Foreman. I watched it a couple of months ago.
00:30:15
Fuck Off
yeah? yeah yeah
00:30:16
Matt LaRose
like a little It's like a little biopic about him. It's really good. it's you know It's not like the greatest fucking biopic ever, but it's pretty good. You should check it out. Big George Foreman. I liked it.
00:30:26
Fuck Off
Yeah I've seen it
00:30:29
Matt LaRose
So...
00:30:32
Fuck Off
Did you end up watching You were going to watch something last week
00:30:36
Matt LaRose
I did. I watched a couple things.
00:30:38
Fuck Off
Really? What'd you want?
00:30:40
Matt LaRose
Well, watched The Gentleman, the movie.
00:30:42
Fuck Off
ah What'd you think about the movie?
00:30:44
Matt LaRose
Well, I had seen it once before, but I was like, I saw it when it first came out, so I watched it again and I was like, fuck, I love this movie, man. It's so good.
00:30:53
Fuck Off
It's good.
00:30:53
Matt LaRose
I like ah the chick guy that plays Matthew McConaughey's wife. She's got like the auto shop with all like the cars in it that they're clean and shit. She's a, I like her. She's a babe. but
00:31:05
Matt LaRose
And then, uh, Who's the other guy that's in it? out the dude The dude who's trying to shyster him the whole time that's like making like talking the Sons of Anarchy guy like threw it as a movie. What the fuck is that guy's name?
00:31:18
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:31:18
Matt LaRose
The British guy?
00:31:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. um
00:31:20
Matt LaRose
He's fucking unbelievable.
00:31:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's good.
00:31:24
Matt LaRose
gotta pull it up.
00:31:25
Fuck Off
Is it, what the fuck is his name?
00:31:27
Matt LaRose
I know his name and I'm gonna feel like a fucking asshole once I pull this up. Um... Hmm...
00:31:37
Matt LaRose
where the fuck is this guy? Hugh Grant.
00:31:41
Fuck Off
Yes, you agree.
00:31:41
Matt LaRose
Hugh Grant is fucking unbelievable.
00:31:42
Fuck Off
And I just watched him in a, he just did another movie that, oh, um, which is, it's not the best Jason Statham movie ever, but operation fortune, Hugh Grant, that's a guy, Richie movie.
00:31:54
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:31:57
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:31:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. And Hugh Grant is in that. And that was kind of the same role he played.
00:32:04
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:32:05
Fuck Off
He's fucking on. He plays a billionaire in this show. miss Same role, meaning same persona. It was kind of like, yeah.
00:32:11
Matt LaRose
Right, like same, yeah.
00:32:12
Fuck Off
So he plays a billionaire in in this movie. And, uh, he He wants to be shout his favorite actor in the world is Josh Hartnett.
00:32:24
Fuck Off
And Jason Statham is Josh Hartnett's agent. And
00:32:32
Fuck Off
Hartnett's girlfriend is an undercover agent. And Hugh Grant is trying
Hockey and Sports Legends
00:32:39
Fuck Off
to bang her the entire time, even though she's with his favorite like actor. So it's he's just a dirtbag. And he's fucking great at that role.
00:32:51
Fuck Off
But yeah, gentlemen, you liked it.
00:32:51
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:32:53
Fuck Off
Did did that lead you into the show?
00:32:53
Matt LaRose
I like it. So that led me into the show. Yeah.
00:32:57
Fuck Off
Really?
00:32:57
Matt LaRose
So I'm like, I'm, ah I think I fell asleep during the third or fourth episode. I got to check where I am, but I'm definitely like three episodes in.
00:33:07
Matt LaRose
So I like it.
00:33:07
Fuck Off
What do you think so far?
00:33:08
Matt LaRose
I'm totally into it. I'm definitely going to finish it.
00:33:11
Fuck Off
It's good. I like that chick too.
00:33:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:14
Fuck Off
The daughter.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
In which one? In the show?
00:33:16
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:33:16
Matt LaRose
Which I gotta to see who she is in the show.
00:33:17
Fuck Off
His daughter. the The main character who...
00:33:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's the chick in the movie.
00:33:24
Matt LaRose
She's outstanding.
00:33:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, who's that?
00:33:27
Matt LaRose
That's ah Michelle Dockery.
00:33:30
Fuck Off
Huh.
00:33:30
Matt LaRose
She's an English... Oh, she's the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, I think. Oh, no. Downtown Abbey.
00:33:35
Fuck Off
Downtown Judy Brown?
00:33:37
Matt LaRose
She plays Lady Mary. That's like a popular show.
00:33:39
Fuck Off
I think it's Downton.
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
Downton. No, Downtown, because I'm not an English cunt.
00:33:43
Fuck Off
I go downtown.
00:33:45
Matt LaRose
I bet you do, Chuck. like at The picture they got for this show is the dude in the chicken suit with the shotgun.
00:33:52
Fuck Off
and did Yeah, it's fantastic.
00:33:55
Matt LaRose
It's good. It's a good show. I really like it. Kaya Skodero? Skodero?
00:34:00
Fuck Off
Kaya.
00:34:01
Matt LaRose
Kaya.
00:34:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, I fucking love her in this role.
00:34:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's a pig.
00:34:08
Fuck Off
She wears some sweet fucking pantyhose with the lines up the back and sexy ass shoes that aren't made for walking in, if you know what i'm saying.
00:34:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
00:34:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But she does. She's a, she's a hoo-ah.
00:34:18
Fuck Off
I like her. Yeah.
00:34:22
Matt LaRose
So yeah. So I'm like three episodes in. I think there's nine episodes. There's and then i eight episodes. And then I saw that there's a second season coming out. So yeah.
00:34:31
Fuck Off
Is there really? Oh, fuck. That's great. um I don't know where you're at, so I'm not even going to talk about because I don't want to give anything away, but it's so fucking good.
00:34:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. I'll keep watching it. I was,
00:34:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, you keep watching and then we'll talk about it.
00:34:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so i'm in I'm in though. I dig it.
00:34:47
Fuck Off
What else did you watch?
00:34:49
Matt LaRose
ah Well, I've been watching a lot of hockey because there's been a lot of college hockey going on, so that's been taking a lot of money.
00:34:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, we'll get to that. What else did you watch?
00:34:56
Matt LaRose
But that's all I want. I was just going to talk about the gentlemen. I think what...
00:34:58
Fuck Off
right.
00:35:00
Matt LaRose
I feel like I'm
00:35:00
Fuck Off
I watched that Operation Fortune, which I just talked about. I watched some series. Oh, I finally finished The Residence, which I fucking decided it was just went on too long.
00:35:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, interesting.
00:35:14
Fuck Off
First few episodes are great. But for me, it was like, you could have ended this fucking...
00:35:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:19
Fuck Off
You just wasted five hours of my life.
00:35:21
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:35:22
Fuck Off
But...
00:35:22
Matt LaRose
Sometimes less is more with these shows. These shows like to stretch shit out and it's brutal.
00:35:24
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:35:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, but and and you never know who's done it until the end anyway, because they give you the whole thing that you're like, oh, yeah, of course. But any one they chose, you're like, oh, yeah, of course. you know
00:35:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:38
Fuck Off
But again, funny, worth a couple of watches, but I was just done with it.
00:35:38
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:35:42
Fuck Off
And then we switched over to the Righteous Gemstones. Have you heard about this one?
00:35:45
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. i So when this show first came out, I watched like the first episode and then I didn't watch any more of it.
00:35:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, I...
00:35:53
Matt LaRose
Not because I didn't like it. It's just there's so much shit to watch, you know?
00:35:57
Fuck Off
There is a ton of shit actually to watch. um But I'm eight episodes in now.
00:36:07
Fuck Off
It's just fucking here's the thing. I don't know if I'll watch a second season. Maybe I will just to see how it goes.
00:36:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:14
Fuck Off
But I like Danny McBride a lot.
00:36:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:19
Fuck Off
But he's always just who he is in every single...
00:36:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:21
Fuck Off
I mean, even back in The Heartbreak Kid, which is a fucking great movie, underrated, Ben Stiller, Michelle Moynihan, is it?
00:36:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:31
Fuck Off
I like that bitch. She's a little hottie. Cutie. Freckles, brown hair. Yeah, I like her. Anyway, she was a chick in that show on TV with Jim Belushi.
00:36:44
Fuck Off
She was the sister-in-law to Courtney Thorne-Smith. from summer rental fame.
00:36:52
Fuck Off
Anyway, I digress.
00:36:52
Matt LaRose
what what's her name Michelle Moynihan blue Blues Brothers is that the movie you're talking about with Jim Belushi oh gone baby gone
00:36:55
Fuck Off
I think it's Michelle Moynihan.
00:36:59
Fuck Off
No, no, it was show. I forgot the name of the show.
00:37:07
Fuck Off
That's a good movie.
00:37:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's her.
00:37:14
Fuck Off
She's going to stay the movie too, I believe.
00:37:20
Fuck Off
Anyway, what did I just?
00:37:25
Matt LaRose
I don't know man you were just going off you were talking about you were talking about a movie uh you watched a movie and then you're like oh then I watched this movie and she was in that movie it was fucking
00:37:27
Fuck Off
What movie is that last one there?
00:37:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, that I was asking what was the last movie she was in?
00:37:43
Matt LaRose
oh the last one she was in was uh The White Lotus. That's a TV show. Bad Monkey. That's a TV show. Maxine. The Family Plan. Spinning Gold. don't know. She's in a lot of movies.
00:37:57
Matt LaRose
Mission Impossible. Fallout.
00:37:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was the one she played the Tom Cruise's girlfriend. Love her.
00:38:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, she was a True Detective. Oh, yeah. I know who this chick is.
00:38:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's fucking awesome.
00:38:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she was a babe in that. Yeah.
00:38:12
Fuck Off
Anyway, I don't know how I get on the Michelle Moynihan train, but.
00:38:14
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I was with you too. And then I just, i what was the movie that you were talking about before it? She just went and you started going, man. I couldn't keep up. You watched.
00:38:25
Fuck Off
I don't even know what was. Talked about the righteous gemstones.
00:38:28
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah.
00:38:28
Fuck Off
I talked about that movie.
00:38:31
Matt LaRose
It was a movie with Danny McBride. Cause you were saying he was heartbreak kid.
00:38:33
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. Heartbreak kid. There we go.
00:38:35
Matt LaRose
Thank you.
00:38:36
Fuck Off
So, so the heartbreak kid, she was in that. She plays a girl who's about to get married. Ben Stiller just did get married. And his wife in that is what's her name?
00:38:53
Matt LaRose
Danny McBride.
00:38:54
Fuck Off
she's that hot chick. Um, she was in the watchmen. She was in billions, the show.
00:39:04
Fuck Off
She's that hottie with the blue eyes.
00:39:07
Matt LaRose
You're doing it again.
00:39:08
Fuck Off
No, I know exactly what I'm doing. Anyway, it's the heartbreak kid. It's worth watching. That's funny as fuck. It's underrated, but Danny McBride plays Michelle Moynihan's brother-in-law in that movie. And even back then, which, you know, it's got to be 26 years ago.
00:39:24
Fuck Off
He's doing the whole, you know, flexing, talking shit, doing the same thing.
00:39:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:28
Fuck Off
It was a great part. Now, fast forward, does the same kind of thing in Tropic Thunder.
00:39:35
Matt LaRose
Yep, I was going to say Tropic Thunder. When you fucking shoot, you're going to this.
00:39:37
Fuck Off
Does the same kind of... Yeah. I mean, Eastbound and Down was fucking awesome.
00:39:41
Matt LaRose
He's the best. Yeah, dude.
00:39:44
Fuck Off
So, and he was perfect in that part.
00:39:45
Matt LaRose
He's not a dousing critic.
00:39:47
Fuck Off
And then, which makes you even want to go, then you go to Vice Principals, and it's the same fucking, it's the same fucking part again.
00:39:50
Matt LaRose
I was going to bring up Vice Prisibles and ask if you had seen that.
00:39:53
Fuck Off
And now we come here, and it's the same fucking part again.
00:39:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:57
Fuck Off
So, I don't know. i'm um I don't know if I'm going to watch season two, but I'm pretty much done with it.
00:40:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the thing is I love Danny McBride and it's hilarious, but I know that I've seen like a little bit of each of those shows, so I just know that like it's like if you like Danny McBride, you should watch those shows.
00:40:13
Matt LaRose
Vice Principals is funny because I think Walton Goggins is such a fucking dick in that show. It's fucking hilarious.
00:40:19
Fuck Off
And he's in this one and he's even more of a dick.
00:40:23
Matt LaRose
Dude, Walton Goggins I think is fucking unbelievable, man.
00:40:23
Fuck Off
So,
00:40:26
Fuck Off
Well, that's what's making – those two together are pretty awesome.
00:40:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:29
Fuck Off
But he's in this role where Walton Goggins plays a ah preacher, you know one of those megachurches.
00:40:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:38
Fuck Off
But he's is he spends all – he's a fuck-up.
00:40:39
Matt LaRose
That's
00:40:42
Fuck Off
He spends all his money and does all his shit. So he's doing – he's now a preacher at to megachurch, but he's in a in the mall where a Sears used to be. So that's his little, and he drives to the, like to work in a LeBaron.
00:40:53
Matt LaRose
awesome That's awesome That's awesome
00:40:56
Fuck Off
So he's like a poor preacher right now, but he plays a complete, he's got a full team. He looks like Ric Flair. He's got a tan. He's got big white teeth. He's got silver hair, like white, silver hair.
00:41:09
Matt LaRose
here
00:41:09
Fuck Off
um
00:41:10
Matt LaRose
when He was in that show, Justified. That's the first thing I ever saw him in.
00:41:13
Fuck Off
Yeah. With Timothy Oliphant.
00:41:14
Matt LaRose
but Yeah, that show is fucking awesome.
00:41:17
Fuck Off
and I've never seen it. Mm-mm.
00:41:19
Matt LaRose
Oh, you haven't? You should check it out. You'd like it.
00:41:23
Fuck Off
Too much TV.
00:41:24
Matt LaRose
He was in that other show, Deadwood, that I haven't seen, but I always want to watch because I heard it's really good.
00:41:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's with the dude from um John Wick. Winston.
00:41:38
Matt LaRose
Yes. Yeah.
00:41:41
Fuck Off
He's a good actor.
00:41:46
Matt LaRose
Ian McShane.
00:41:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, him.
00:41:48
Matt LaRose
That dude's awesome.
00:41:49
Fuck Off
So there was all that. There was ah the Righteous Gemstones. And then i've just I'm completely down this entire... I'm watching old samurai movies again. so
00:42:00
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:42:02
Fuck Off
Doing a lot of that and a couple of Korean movies. What the fuck was the Korean movie I just saw? The one that Mark told me I watched.
00:42:09
Matt LaRose
Uprising, yeah.
00:42:11
Fuck Off
And then there was another one that was recommended off of there and I just watched it. And it was like... the fuck is wrong with Koreans?
00:42:18
Matt LaRose
Koreans make fucked up movies, dude. That's why i don't watch their movies anymore.
00:42:22
Fuck Off
Just in general, they're fucking, they're, it's weird.
00:42:22
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable.
00:42:26
Matt LaRose
They're such nice people and they make such weird movies. They make fucked up movies, dude.
00:42:33
Fuck Off
It's why they always walk around like ghost-faced. They're like, eyes are, they're always just in shock by what comes out of their mouths.
00:42:48
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Koreans, I have two things from the from the Aqualad.
00:42:52
Fuck Off
Really?
00:42:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Number one is he wanted be to he purposely sent me this IGN.com review of A Working Man starring Jason Statham.
00:43:04
Fuck Off
oh he went?
00:43:06
Matt LaRose
No, this is a review from ah ah trusted a trusted media source.
00:43:09
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:43:12
Matt LaRose
Did you go see this? i made Last week you said you were going to go see it.
00:43:15
Fuck Off
I was going to go see it. I didn't get a chance to see it. So I'll be seeing it this week.
00:43:20
Matt LaRose
ah This says a working man review, a working man might throw a lot of punches, but it's made Jason Statham a punching line, a punch line. We're laughing at not with for all his rugged blue collar bravado.
00:43:32
Fuck Off
Oh, boy.
00:43:36
Matt LaRose
Statham's latest team up with David Ayer and still in Sylvester Stallone offers a paper thin paint by numbers. One man versus the underworld saga. And they have it ranked as a three for awful.
00:43:49
Fuck Off
Oh, that's not good.
00:43:50
Matt LaRose
He wanted me to send you that.
00:43:53
Fuck Off
And, you know, here's, I see it.
00:43:55
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:43:56
Fuck Off
Here's why people are saying that. And there's some truth to it, probably. Sylvester Stallone wrote this initially for himself, but then just realized he's too old to pull the shit off.
00:44:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:09
Fuck Off
Let's hand off the baton and ride the gravy train wheels of Statham, who's also getting old to play these.
00:44:14
Matt LaRose
Right. He's also old.
00:44:16
Fuck Off
But they want to do it like that. And that's Statham's typical m MOs aren't really like Rambo.
00:44:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:24
Fuck Off
So, however, haters gonna hate.
00:44:28
Matt LaRose
As the greatest actor of all time, I'm sure he'll find, I'm sure he'll find a way to entertain you and pull it off.
00:44:33
Fuck Off
I see him very rarely not carry a scene.
00:44:35
Matt LaRose
When does he not, when does he miss? Has he ever missed?
00:44:39
Fuck Off
I mean, people would say he's missed on a couple.
00:44:44
Matt LaRose
What would you say?
00:44:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, he missed on a couple.
00:44:48
Matt LaRose
Well, you know what, dude, they can't all be, they can't all be zingers.
00:44:49
Fuck Off
He's no Tom Cruise. They can't all be Tom Cruise. That's why there's only one Tom Cruise.
00:44:56
Matt LaRose
Richie, I pulled off the highway to type up and send you guys this lightning round. That's how much I care.
00:45:05
Fuck Off
A lightning round.
00:45:06
Matt LaRose
A lightning round.
00:45:07
Fuck Off
I love these.
00:45:08
Matt LaRose
A week or two ago, Chung-Mi made food. Shout out to Chung-Mi.
00:45:12
Fuck Off
Shout out.
00:45:12
Matt LaRose
And we decided to watch a movie with dinner. The chosen film was 2015's Sicario starring Emily Blunt.
00:45:19
Fuck Off
Oh, great movie. Emily Blunt, so hot.
00:45:23
Matt LaRose
I love
00:45:23
Fuck Off
Speaking of Tom Cruise movies, live, die, repeat.
00:45:26
Matt LaRose
I love that movie.
00:45:26
Fuck Off
Sexpot, she's great in this movie. Josh Brolin's fantastic, but Benicio Del Toro is the fucking man.
00:45:34
Matt LaRose
Two minutes into this film, chung me so Chung Mi proclaimed that this was not a good choice to watch while eating dinner. Outside of that, this is a great movie and should serve as a reminder to everyone, don't fuck with Benicio del Toro.
00:45:52
Fuck Off
We're on the same wavelength, Aqualad.
00:45:56
Matt LaRose
Then I re speaking of same way wavelength. Then I watched the 2013 Keanu Reeves classic film 47 Ronin,
00:46:05
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:46:06
Matt LaRose
a Hollywood take on classic Japanese story.
00:46:07
Fuck Off
Rotten Tomatoes crushed this movie, and it shows how stupid they are.
00:46:14
Matt LaRose
but
00:46:14
Fuck Off
This movie fucking rules.
00:46:17
Matt LaRose
It's very stylish and an okay watch. You can pretty much see where it's going from the start. So no big surprises.
00:46:24
Fuck Off
No big surprises except there's like this this hot little Asian chick who turns into this fox that disappears into the night and is like a witch and shit.
00:46:33
Matt LaRose
Oh, sexy.
00:46:35
Fuck Off
Oh, so fucking hot.
00:46:37
Matt LaRose
I'd like to choke slam her through a table.
00:46:39
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:41
Matt LaRose
Next, I watched 2002's The Sum of All Fears.
00:46:46
Fuck Off
Really? That's way back. Is that with Ben Affleck?
00:46:49
Matt LaRose
That's starring Ben Affleck, Morgan Freeman, and Bridget Moynihan.
00:46:50
Fuck Off
I don't know that one.
00:46:55
Fuck Off
Really?
00:46:57
Matt LaRose
This is another Tom Clancy movie focused.
00:46:59
Fuck Off
That's funny.
00:47:00
Matt LaRose
I know. Right. I didn't even realize I haven't read this. So it's just, that's fucked up, man.
00:47:04
Fuck Off
ah That's hilarious.
00:47:04
Matt LaRose
That was like completely organic. It's the
00:47:07
Fuck Off
Bridget Moynihan, the go-to girl you want on your side in a movie. Little wife, stay-at-home mom.
00:47:12
Matt LaRose
true. Hmm. Hmm. Well, sex pot, whatever you want.
00:47:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's about it.
00:47:20
Matt LaRose
Uh, This is another Tom Clancy movie focusing on CIA agent Jack Ryan played by Affleck, where he is working to stop a nuclear war between the U S and Russia after an attack on the U S by a terrorist organization.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
It's pretty good. Nowhere near as good as the hunt for red October, which is also a Jack Ryan story.
00:47:43
Fuck Off
Sean Connery
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
Also the I mean, I don't know if I've seen all these fucking Jack Ryan movies, but The Hunt for Red October. Greatest movie of all time.
00:47:57
Fuck Off
I didn't watch a lot of Jack Ryan stuff I didn't even watch the show on TV Yeah Yeah
00:47:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen this sum of all fears before. his then Then didn't Harrison Ford play a bunch of them too? haven't really seen Patriot Games.
00:48:10
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen those either, but I think Big Mark's a Tom Clancy guy maybe.
00:48:14
Fuck Off
Has he seen Reacher? I want ah the um the fucking who we talking about here?
00:48:22
Matt LaRose
Tom Clancy, Jack Ryan, Richard, Jack Reacher.
00:48:23
Fuck Off
Tom. No, Ryan. Yeah, Jack Ryan. Has he seen the show with the kid from Worcester?
00:48:29
Matt LaRose
Isn't that the one with the dude from the office?
00:48:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's from Worcester.
00:48:33
Matt LaRose
Oh, is he really Jim?
00:48:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, Krasinski.
00:48:34
Matt LaRose
Jim from the, uh, yeah.
00:48:34
Fuck Off
Krasinski.
00:48:35
Matt LaRose
John Krasinski, Mark Aqualad. Let us know. Have you seen the guy in the office play the, what
00:48:45
Fuck Off
He must have. I want a review on that compared to Reacher.
00:48:47
Matt LaRose
Okay. Okay. There you go.
Ovechkin's NHL Records
00:48:50
Matt LaRose
Finally, Chung Mi and I are halfway through the residence on Netflix.
00:48:55
Fuck Off
That's what I was talking about. What does think about it?
00:48:56
Matt LaRose
ah That's why he watched it because you would, you would mentioned it and he was looking for something he could watch with Chung Mi. It's pretty good so far. I would have liked to just binge watch the whole show, but Chungmi refuses to watch more than one episode at a time.
00:49:13
Matt LaRose
She makes getting through shows very difficult, but I digress. We are both enjoying it so far, so good call, Richie.
00:49:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think she's going to enjoy that one. That, to me, seems like a Chung-Mi series.
00:49:22
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah. Yeah, she likes stuff like that.
00:49:25
Fuck Off
Because MEC liked it.
00:49:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. MEC and Chung Mi are very much in alignment where with movies and watching things, they don't want to watch some fucking horror movie or alien or scary or murder or they don't want to watch it.
00:49:40
Fuck Off
No, so that is an odd just dinner choice to watch Sicario.
00:49:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she that's about i haven't seen that movie, but I can see her not being stoked about that.
00:49:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, good call, Aqualad.
00:49:56
Matt LaRose
A lot of times we'll talk about like, I'll be like, oh, have you seen like this movie? And he'll be like, I i have to watch it someday when Chung-Bee's not home. And I know you have that a very similar.
00:50:05
Fuck Off
Well, I have to do that with all the Japanese movies because they're subtitled.
00:50:08
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:50:09
Fuck Off
And then not only it's just it's it's horrendous because she's like, what did he say? Well, what's he doing? Well, what does that say? Well, where's he going? Like, time the fuck out. I'm not a fucking audio fucking book.
00:50:23
Matt LaRose
I'm not here to dictate the movie to you.
00:50:25
Fuck Off
Just like I just turn it off when you watch it. Well, I don't want to watch it. Like to watch something else. I'm not watching it with you. Goodbye.
00:50:36
Matt LaRose
You're so pleasant.
00:50:37
Fuck Off
Why don't you use this English dub? Because I don't want to.
00:50:41
Matt LaRose
I like to do the English dub.
00:50:43
Fuck Off
You know, once in a while it's fine, but sometimes I just i can just take it all in.
00:50:48
Matt LaRose
People always go, oh, you don't even get the real acting or whatever. I'm like, I don't care.
00:50:53
Fuck Off
That's not true.
00:50:53
Matt LaRose
I'm getting the story.
00:50:55
Fuck Off
It's hard anyway. It's dubbed.
00:50:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Godzilla minus one. It's it's honestly my favorite. When I used to watch all the fucking old fucking ninja movies when I was a kid on the fucking karate channel, they were always dubbed.
00:51:08
Fuck Off
Karate.
00:51:09
Matt LaRose
That's what I used to like about it. That's what I used to when I i first saw the old Godzilla movies. They were all dubbed. And that's what I liked about it. Like I like I thought it was funny. And like I just like I like got used to watching movies or shows like that doesn't bother me at all.
00:51:19
Fuck Off
It's definitely funny.
00:51:24
Fuck Off
Now, the problem is they're trying to have serious people do it now.
00:51:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, they should do it. It's better when it's fun.
00:51:31
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:33
Fuck Off
I like the physical comedy in Japanese film and cinema anyway. They do a lot of acting without talking.
00:51:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I agree.
00:51:44
Matt LaRose
I agree.
00:51:46
Fuck Off
Top five. Chung Mio liked that.
00:51:49
Matt LaRose
Top five, Chungmi.
00:51:54
Matt LaRose
is it just, is it just me or is it getting cold in here? Hold on. I have to put this hoodie on here real quick.
00:51:54
Fuck Off
What else happened?
00:52:00
Fuck Off
such a tool.
00:52:04
Fuck Off
Unbelievable.
00:52:10
Fuck Off
Couldn't you have at least gotten it on a bees shirt?
00:52:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, way warmer.
00:52:14
Fuck Off
I can't even believe this.
00:52:16
Matt LaRose
Hold on. This is good for radio.
00:52:19
Fuck Off
This is great for radio.
00:52:22
Matt LaRose
Sorry, was cold. I had to put my hoodie on.
00:52:24
Fuck Off
I can't even believe you're wearing that.
00:52:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah. Well, I can't believe that the Bruins would do what the Bruins did, so look at me now. i have my Alexander Ovechkin.
00:52:34
Fuck Off
I honestly can't believe you're wearing a Capitals fucking sweater.
00:52:37
Matt LaRose
It's nice. It's comfortable. Yeah.
00:52:40
Fuck Off
An Ovechkin jersey.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
That's right. What's more American than an Alexander Ovechkin Washington Capitals jersey?
00:52:50
Fuck Off
doesn't upset you in any way.
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
No.
00:52:53
Fuck Off
I'm upset looking at it with you wearing it.
00:52:54
Matt LaRose
Good. You know what upsets me when I have to watch number 63 buzzing around in a Florida Panthers jersey? You know? You know what upsets me?
00:53:03
Fuck Off
I get it. i rooted for her i rooted for Brady when he was in Tampa, but...
00:53:07
Matt LaRose
You know what upsets me when the Bruins are on a nine-game losing streak right now?
00:53:14
Fuck Off
They just got to get their foot in the door, handsome fella.
00:53:16
Matt LaRose
It's not happening if they can't get their foot in their door.
00:53:18
Fuck Off
There's plenty of time left. They're playing through June.
00:53:22
Matt LaRose
Not the Bruins.
00:53:24
Fuck Off
I don't know. They got a shot.
00:53:27
Matt LaRose
I'm watching two things. Number one, I'm watching Ovi Watch, as you can tell.
00:53:32
Fuck Off
I can't believe you're wearing that jersey.
00:53:34
Matt LaRose
Number two, I'm watching the Florida Panthers because I want them to win the Stanley Cup.
00:53:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, I might get a Kachuk fucking sweater.
00:53:42
Matt LaRose
they might You should get a Marchand one, honestly.
00:53:45
Fuck Off
Marshan was never my guy. He was KC's guy. He was a little rat that I wanted to put through the wall.
00:53:52
Matt LaRose
That's what to Chuck is.
00:53:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, but Kachuk is...
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
No, I am all aboard the to Chuck. I love the to Chuck brothers, man. I love that. They're the best thing for American hockey.
00:54:04
Fuck Off
America.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
America.
00:54:05
Fuck Off
Speaking of American hockey and your, so what was the second thing you were watching?
00:54:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:11
Matt LaRose
What? we to Oh, I was watching.
00:54:11
Fuck Off
You said the,
00:54:13
Matt LaRose
I was watching Ovechkin and the Florida Panthers.
00:54:16
Fuck Off
Oh, got it. ah And I know that we were both kind of watching the um frozen four.
00:54:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the NCAA.
00:54:24
Fuck Off
You got into that pretty much this year, huh?
00:54:26
Matt LaRose
Now it's the Frozen Four.
00:54:27
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:27
Matt LaRose
Well, i watch it. i
00:54:28
Fuck Off
i always call it the frozen four.
00:54:30
Matt LaRose
I follow it every year anyways, but this year i am so – I don't think you understand. like Everybody thinks that I'm joking when I say that I hate the Bruins, but I actually hate the Bruins.
00:54:41
Fuck Off
Yeah
00:54:42
Matt LaRose
And I always watch other hockey anyways. I don't i don't exclusively watch the Bruins, but like the Bruins are – they're fucking terrible. So I'm in order to watch other hockey to watch better hockey than the fucking Boston Bruins of the national hockey league.
00:54:51
Fuck Off
Terrible
00:54:59
Matt LaRose
I'm watching NCAA college hockey because they play better with more heart and more grit than the fucking Boston.
00:55:05
Fuck Off
It's fucking awesome, man. It's fast.
00:55:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:08
Fuck Off
Scores come in bunches at times, or it's physical.
00:55:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:11
Fuck Off
like
00:55:12
Matt LaRose
It's
00:55:12
Fuck Off
There is some great hockey being played in this tournament right now.
00:55:15
Matt LaRose
true, man. It's true.
00:55:17
Fuck Off
And it's the same players.
00:55:17
Matt LaRose
I,
00:55:18
Fuck Off
It's the same teams all the time, except fucking, I can't believe all of the Northeast teams that made it in this year.
00:55:25
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable, man.
00:55:26
Fuck Off
Usually you got your smattering of the couple, but...
00:55:26
Matt LaRose
ah
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:32
Matt LaRose
UConn, Providence, BC, U.S., Bryant, BU.
00:55:35
Fuck Off
Bryant, yeah like UMass, BC and BU, they're always going to be in the mix.
00:55:43
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:55:43
Fuck Off
Northeastern's kind of falling off some, but Harvard, same thing. But you got Harvard, Yale. You've got BC, BU. You had UMass. You could have just like Minnesota. There's like University of Minnesota, North Cloud or something. like They have fucking good teams.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:03
Fuck Off
Denver and all those other places.
00:56:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, so next, next week, the frozen four is Denver versus number four, Western Michigan and Penn state versus BU in Denver one last year.
00:56:11
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:56:13
Fuck Off
Penn State surprised me. i i They were playing. they were yeah I don't know how you can go against Denver right now.
00:56:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They're fucking unbelievable.
00:56:24
Fuck Off
They were ranked 16th, I think, this year, too. They had a couple of losses, more than they usually have. But they got a great draw, and they sailed through everybody. And they're going to Yeah, me too.
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
I'm saying go Terriers. That's who I'm pulling for.
00:56:38
Fuck Off
That's what my nephew wants to play.
00:56:40
Matt LaRose
No, really?
00:56:41
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:56:41
Matt LaRose
That's awesome. Yeah, those games are...
00:56:43
Fuck Off
Although I think he's going to be a track star, I think. I think he's going to end up going for fucking track and not hockey. We'll see.
00:56:50
Matt LaRose
That's amazing. Those games are next week, so we'll talk about them next week, too. But that's the Frozen Four.
00:56:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's exciting.
00:56:57
Matt LaRose
But yeah, the hockey leading up to that has been unbelievable. And then I've just like... i haven't even really watched... a lot of the Panthers because they're not always on, but I have been watching...
00:57:09
Matt LaRose
uh, I watched, I actually watched the Ovi watch stream the other night. And, uh, the thing is they're televising all their games now because he's so close to scoring the goals.
00:57:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's history.
00:57:20
Matt LaRose
So it's cool. Now they're going to have, uh, um, Wayne Gretzky is going to start going to every game that Ovechkin's at so that when he wins, he can, or when he breaks the record, he can congratulate him and shit. Cause I guess Gordie, how did that for Wayne Gretzky when Wayne Gretzky broke the record? Like,
00:57:36
Matt LaRose
So it's like, you know, hockey's, there's so many cool storylines happening in hockey right now that I can watch so much shit other than the Bruins just completely continue to fucking roll ass and make me hate them more and more.
00:57:50
Matt LaRose
I honestly can't wait for the season to end so that they can start firing people. I'm looking forward to it.
00:57:55
Fuck Off
Who's got a legitimate shot of beating this record? Anyone can, can McDavid break it on his face or no?
00:58:01
Matt LaRose
I don't think, I don't, The thing is, he ah he could have good pace, but I don't know if that kid has the longevity.
00:58:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, he may not, but I mean, you need someone more than obviously longevity is going to be a big part of it, but you need someone who's going to put up lots of goals
00:58:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And, I mean, yeah.
00:58:21
Fuck Off
in a, in a shorter amount of time, meaning so while he can,
00:58:25
Matt LaRose
There's a lot of, there's a lot and the thing is, he's out again now. He gets injured, like, every year.
00:58:30
Fuck Off
Where's Crosby at?
00:58:30
Matt LaRose
That's the thing. he's way He's way below because there's the top four are Gretzky, Ovechkin, Gordie Howe, and Yamir Yager.
00:58:41
Matt LaRose
Those are like the four.
00:58:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, no, I knew that. I just didn't know who was relatively even close to catching any of those four right now.
00:58:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. i don't I don't think any of them are even close to Yager.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
Wayne Gritsky is the greatest hockey player to ever live.
00:58:56
Matt LaRose
He's unbelievable. He's a great Canadian. I saw a fucking video of him the other day and like 1980 or 1990 something. It was him, Pele, football guy and a baseball guy and something else. And they did like a fucking like a 200 meter sprint or something like that or a hundred yard dash or whatever. And Wayne Gretzky fucking destroyed all of them.
00:59:24
Fuck Off
Did he?
00:59:25
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable.
00:59:28
Fuck Off
Wayne Gretzky's Greatest hockey player ever Hmm Well you got the shirt to prove it It's a better shirt already than the Bruins I hate the Bruins sweaters
00:59:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. After Ovechkin.
00:59:38
Matt LaRose
It's true. Here's the thing you have to understand.
00:59:44
Matt LaRose
well Look at that sweater. That's their third one, too. It's beautiful, man.
00:59:48
Fuck Off
I'm
00:59:49
Matt LaRose
What's more? What is more American than a Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals jersey? Third jersey.
00:59:58
Fuck Off
I don't know. It's pretty American.
00:59:59
Matt LaRose
like There's nothing more fucking spangly, red, white, and blue. It's unbelievable. Here's the thing with Ovechkin. that You have to understand the longevity and the fact that Wayne Gretzky didn't truck people and get trucked the way that Ovechkin does.
01:00:15
Matt LaRose
He had somebody out there to do it for him. Ovechkin's flying up and down the ice, scoring goals, laying people fucking into the boards, into the benches, and fucking doing it all, man.
01:00:28
Fuck Off
doesn't matter. It's a different sport.
01:00:31
Matt LaRose
It is a different sport.
01:00:32
Fuck Off
What he was able to do, it doesn't matter. It's it's it's sick. You still can't... They couldn't touch him as much now either, but...
01:00:45
Fuck Off
that guy was just amazing. He saw everything, everything. He was just, he was Tom Brady on the ice.
01:00:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. crazy.
01:00:49
Fuck Off
He really was. He, he could slow it down.
01:00:50
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:00:52
Fuck Off
can even see it when he played. i mean, he would just literally stop the game almost and decide where he was going with the puck to set somebody up. It was just, uh,
01:01:07
Fuck Off
It's something you don't see a lot in any sport. It was cool to see there. oh Ovechkin does not have that, but what Ovechkin has is obviously he's an unbelievable score, but he's always in position to score as well.
01:01:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:25
Fuck Off
you know And that's what helps. He's always set up for those one-timers or
01:01:30
Matt LaRose
It's crazy. You know he's going to be there.
01:01:32
Fuck Off
And there's so far, even the goal he scored against the bees yeah the other night, Swayman was fucking and conquered off that pass.
01:01:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. The net was wide open.
01:01:40
Fuck Off
i mean Yeah. Like I would rather see, I go into a game like that and I'm saying this motherfucker is not scoring on me.
01:01:50
Matt LaRose
A hundred percent. Yeah.
01:01:51
Fuck Off
I don't care who else scores on me, but this motherfucker ain't making a name off of me.
01:01:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
01:01:56
Fuck Off
And how do you leave Ovechkin that wide open? behind you. like
01:02:01
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
01:02:02
Fuck Off
You know he's here. Fucking throw a flutter stick here on the near side.
01:02:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:07
Fuck Off
Go ahead. Go ahead. Shoot. I won't try that hard.
01:02:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:11
Fuck Off
I'm going to try to just flutter it, though. I would be lined up on Ovechkin, but they're they're fucking stupid. You got a game plan for these guys.
01:02:19
Matt LaRose
especially when he's just close.
01:02:20
Fuck Off
he He's always in position to score, which is what's amazing about him.
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
And the thing is, they just clinched the playoffs. They got their foot in the door. That's all you have to do.
01:02:30
Fuck Off
you have to do.
01:02:31
Matt LaRose
So now that extends the amount of time that he can do it. He's going to do it this season.
01:02:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, this season, which I thought it would take, honestly, two seasons.
01:02:40
Matt LaRose
I thought it was going to happen this year.
01:02:40
Fuck Off
How many goals does he put up? Yeah.
01:02:44
Matt LaRose
He's put up like 39 goals this year already.
01:02:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, that surprised me.
01:02:46
Matt LaRose
Something ridiculous.
01:02:47
Fuck Off
I didn't think he was going to be able to. He might put up another 50. He could put up 50 goals then.
01:02:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Ovechkin goals this year.
01:03:05
Matt LaRose
He has 37 goals right now and they have, they have like, I can check, but they have like at least six games left. and he already has 37 goals.
01:03:17
Matt LaRose
So he can go he can go into 40, and then if they at least four more games in the playoffs, he can score 50 goals.
01:03:27
Fuck Off
I thought it would take two years.
01:03:28
Matt LaRose
I thought i thought he would, especially, dude, he broke his leg this year. He was out for like seven weeks with a broken, he broke his fucking leg.
01:03:38
Fuck Off
Really? I didn't know that.
01:03:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
01:03:40
Fuck Off
Guy's unbelievable. I don't know how guys are like... That's Michael Jordan. you know He can score.
01:03:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:45
Fuck Off
He can... hes he can score he can
01:03:47
Matt LaRose
They, they said he was going to be out a minimum of eight weeks. He was skating in six and playing in seven.
01:03:53
Fuck Off
Well, Russian vitamins are different but if you buy them there than here.
01:03:55
Matt LaRose
Of course they, they call that the Russian gas.
01:03:59
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:00
Matt LaRose
um So they play Carolina tonight. They just played Boston last night. They play Carolina tonight. They have, including tonight, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight games left.
01:04:12
Matt LaRose
And he's been scoring lately on average one goal at least every one to two games. So he can score 40 before the end of the season for sure.
01:04:23
Fuck Off
And that gives them the record too, right?
01:04:25
Matt LaRose
Well, if you think about it, he has 37 goals and he has to score five more goals. So,
01:04:33
Fuck Off
He's obviously going to try to do that.
01:04:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:37
Matt LaRose
So that would be a 42 goal season. If he breaks the, if he he'll break the record at 42 goals
01:04:44
Fuck Off
That with a broken leg, it's pretty sick.
01:04:47
Matt LaRose
with a broken. Yeah.
01:04:50
Matt LaRose
um And that's the thing is that's the longevity that the, like Connor McDavid, He's not going to do that. If Gretzky, I love Gretzky, but if he didn't have a fucking bodyguard on the ice, he's not going to do that.
01:05:02
Matt LaRose
He'd be fucking, he was so little, man. They'd fold them up like a fucking bear.
01:05:05
Fuck Off
Different sports.
01:05:07
Matt LaRose
It's true. Different sport. I can't argue that.
Wayne Gretzky's Reputation
01:05:09
Matt LaRose
And I do love Wayne Gretzky. I'm not trying to besmirch him. I would never.
01:05:15
Fuck Off
Can't. You can't.
01:05:17
Matt LaRose
Richie, did you know that they're going to bare knuckle fighting has announced that they're going to do bare knuckle ice fighting where they're going to have people on skates fighting?
01:05:26
Fuck Off
No fucking way.
01:05:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they announced they're going to do that.
01:05:30
Fuck Off
That's just stupid now.
01:05:31
Matt LaRose
It is stupid.
01:05:33
Fuck Off
Let's just start televising murders. Just that's that's give a couple people some knives or guns.
01:05:36
Matt LaRose
It's true.
01:05:41
Fuck Off
Let's watch duels on TV. Let's let people shoot each other then.
01:05:47
Matt LaRose
You're not going to watch.
01:05:49
Fuck Off
No, no fucking way.
01:05:55
Fuck Off
I would be surprised if anyone watched that.
01:05:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, well, people watch fucking slap fighting. So
01:06:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm shocked about that, too, but on the ice, come on.
01:06:04
Matt LaRose
it's true. I feel like these people are it just, they're just,
01:06:05
Fuck Off
What is this, fucking it Disney?
UFC Highlights and Upcoming Events
01:06:12
Matt LaRose
did you watch the UFC in Mexico city last weekend?
01:06:17
Fuck Off
Yes, I did.
01:06:18
Matt LaRose
I'm going to need a little bit of help with this because I didn't get to watch a whole lot of it. I only saw the last two. so
01:06:25
Matt LaRose
But I am pulling it up right now.
01:06:32
Matt LaRose
So we'll do the main card first and then we'll just skip around. I'll ask about a couple of fights. But obviously you had ah my man Brandon Moreno winning a five-round decision against Steve Ersing.
01:06:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. Good fight. He just warmed down at the end.
01:06:47
Matt LaRose
He's got that cardio, man. i love i love Brandon Moreno. He never... Dude loves to fight.
01:06:52
Fuck Off
Ercic's good, too. I mean, he was he was in it, but he's got some work to do.
01:06:53
Matt LaRose
Earth's leg is good.
01:06:58
Matt LaRose
Moreno is a true Mexican fighter.
01:07:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's good.
01:07:02
Matt LaRose
Then you had... I did see this. Manuel Torres absolutely fucking starched Drew Dober in the first round a minute and 45 seconds in
01:07:13
Fuck Off
I was shocked.
01:07:16
Matt LaRose
I saw this while I was driving, so I didn't really see exactly what happened. I just saw Drew Dober dead. You get hit with like a cross or.
01:07:24
Fuck Off
And
01:07:27
Fuck Off
i I can't remember. I think it was. Yeah.
01:07:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:07:32
Fuck Off
It hit him so square. He fell down. Then he jumped on him. He started his banging the shit out. He was out trying to hold on. kind of Then he came to. Then he's trying to fight when he got up.
01:07:44
Fuck Off
He was starched. You just don't see Drew Dober get like that either. That's...
01:07:48
Matt LaRose
That's right. I can remember because I was driving and I had it on my phone. So I was listening to it. And I remember hearing the ref saying like, saying like, no, it's over. It's over. It's over.
01:07:58
Matt LaRose
Like telling him to stop, like stop fighting, stop fighting.
01:08:00
Fuck Off
Yeah. He was grabbing his leg and trying to stand up and fight.
01:08:01
Matt LaRose
Cause he was like, yeah.
01:08:04
Fuck Off
And then what's his name? Standing there looking at him saying, let's go. We'll go again. Like, like, dude, he's out cold. Relax.
01:08:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He doesn't understand what's happening.
01:08:13
Fuck Off
Fucking Nimrod.
01:08:16
Matt LaRose
Edgar Chayrez defeated CJ Varga via first round submission.
01:08:24
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:25
Matt LaRose
I don't know what these, I didn't get to see any of these. so ah Okay.
01:08:29
Fuck Off
I watched that. think that was a guillotine or something.
01:08:35
Matt LaRose
I like to call this kid shoe face. Raul Roa Rosas Jr. defeated Vince Morales via decision.
01:08:43
Fuck Off
Great fight. That kid's good.
01:08:45
Matt LaRose
Did he do his chewy thing?
01:08:47
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. Got Chewie-Weed up. Everyone was Chewie-Weeing.
01:08:50
Matt LaRose
You got chewy weed all up and down.
01:08:52
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:52
Matt LaRose
What do you think? You still like this kid? You're so high on him. You're pretty complimentary of him last week.
01:08:55
Fuck Off
Yeah. He's
01:08:57
Matt LaRose
What'd you think of him after you watched him fight?
01:09:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's young. he's He's improving all the time. He's fucking good.
01:09:05
Matt LaRose
He's now 11 and one. This kid.
01:09:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's fun to watch.
01:09:09
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable. David Martinez knocked out Simon Oliver in the first round. Four minutes and 38 seconds.
01:09:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I remember that too, kind of.
01:09:23
Matt LaRose
Let me see. Prelimbs you had. a
01:09:29
Matt LaRose
Lupe Godinez defeated Julia Polastari.
01:09:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, loopy, she almost shit herself. She was in the stool in between rounds and said, I got to shit.
01:09:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
01:09:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:09:39
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
01:09:40
Fuck Off
She ended up winning that fight. And then actually the other guy, look, that decision, the one the one before you just mentioned of the choke, that was the same thing.
01:09:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:09:49
Fuck Off
He had looked like he shit himself too.
01:09:51
Matt LaRose
oh really? it was funny because... ah I was listening to DC and Chael yesterday and DC was talking about how everybody was sick and he wasn't sick until he got home yesterday. And then he got home and just absolutely destroyed his toilet for like 24 hours.
01:10:09
Fuck Off
I've been doing that too. Is something going around?
01:10:10
Matt LaRose
Yes. Well, I mean, they were in Mexico. He was talking about, he was talking about, yeah, he was talking about the water and the ice and shit like that.
01:10:13
Fuck Off
oh well, that's true. I guess Mexico is going around.
01:10:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, you can't fuck with that shit. That's where people get fucked up when they travel.
01:10:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:23
Fuck Off
Everyone fucks up because they get ice.
01:10:25
Matt LaRose
And then they just shit their...
01:10:26
Fuck Off
Ice is that same shit water, you dummies.
01:10:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:30
Fuck Off
Don't put ice in your drink.
01:10:32
Matt LaRose
Ugh.
01:10:33
Fuck Off
Don't have a fucking Coke for a week while you're traveling, you scumbag.
01:10:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Drink your water out of a bottle.
01:10:38
Fuck Off
Because they only serve that shit warm anyway. You can't get anything cold over there.
01:10:42
Matt LaRose
True.
01:10:45
Matt LaRose
Hafa Garcia defeated Vince Pitchell. Decision...
01:10:50
Fuck Off
There were a couple nice submissions. There were a couple nice knockouts. And there were a couple nice um longer fights. It was a good mix.
01:11:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Mexico cards are always good. This weekend you got UFC on ESPN. Big night.
01:11:09
Fuck Off
Oh, it's fucking great.
01:11:11
Matt LaRose
Exciting.
01:11:12
Fuck Off
i' not I'm not buying any more pay-per-views. I've already decided.
01:11:15
Matt LaRose
You're going to be buying the next one. Trust me. um But before we that's two weeks away, we'll talk about it next week. ah Early prelims are at six. Vanessa Demopolis and Talita Allen car.
01:11:29
Fuck Off
Too late.
01:11:29
Matt LaRose
Don't know who they are.
01:11:30
Fuck Off
Six. Fuck.
01:11:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, this is awesome. ah Fighter to look out for, my girl, the first Thai woman, and Thai in general, the fight in the UFC, Loma Lupe Bume. She's fought a couple times.
01:11:43
Matt LaRose
She's fighting Estella Noon. She's opening up at 6 o'clock on the prelims. You've seen Loma.
01:11:49
Fuck Off
she She won't do well.
01:11:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you don't think so?
01:11:53
Fuck Off
I don't think they have... They're stand-up whippers.
01:11:56
Matt LaRose
wow She's fought before, though. She did good.
01:11:59
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:12:01
Matt LaRose
You'll see. You don't doubt the ties.
01:12:02
Fuck Off
I will.
01:12:03
Matt LaRose
How dare you? ah Diana, that looks like some kind of Eastern European name.
01:12:09
Fuck Off
I like that.
01:12:10
Matt LaRose
And Dion Barbosa, she looks like a Brazilian. So a couple girls.
01:12:13
Fuck Off
She's definitely a Brazilian, but I like Eastern Euros. I've got a long history with them.
01:12:19
Matt LaRose
Davey Grant, he's a Welsh guy. He's a good fighter. He's fighting Daniel Santos. couple other fights. And then on your main card, main card on ESPN at nine o'clock.
01:12:32
Fuck Off
Is that the main prelim Santos?
01:12:34
Matt LaRose
the main prelim is, uh, owed Osborne and Lewis Guruli.
01:12:40
Fuck Off
Oh, day.
01:12:41
Matt LaRose
o day.
01:12:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's good.
01:12:42
Matt LaRose
Oh days.
01:12:43
Fuck Off
10 and oh.
01:12:43
Matt LaRose
12 and eight. Lewis is 10 and oh, 10 and oh.
01:12:47
Fuck Off
Against a 12 and eight up and comer and a gatekeeper.
01:12:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And then actually opening up the main card is another 10 and oh middleweight Torres Finney. He's 10 and oh versus Robert Valentin. He's 11 and four.
01:12:59
Matt LaRose
So a couple of row guys,
01:13:01
Fuck Off
Middleweight, terrible. Division again.
01:13:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What were the other The other guys were O'Day Osborne and versus the other guy that's 10-0, Louis Guruli.
01:13:07
Fuck Off
Heavyweight's terrible.
01:13:12
Matt LaRose
That's flyweight, so look for that to be a quick, high-paced match.
01:13:18
Fuck Off
like a high pace.
01:13:19
Matt LaRose
This should be a... Richie, we got it's been a while, but we this should be a loser leaves town match.
01:13:24
Fuck Off
Oh, we luckily we had one last week when Meatball Molly hit the bricks.
01:13:26
Matt LaRose
this
01:13:29
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. This is ah Brad Tavares versus Gerald Mearshart. GM three.
01:13:35
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
01:13:37
Matt LaRose
If that, that has to be a loser leaves town match, right?
01:13:40
Fuck Off
The best thing that could happen to both of these guys is to end on a draw so they can both get fired.
01:13:45
Matt LaRose
They're both 37 years old this is at the UFC apex, by the way.
01:13:50
Fuck Off
This is 100% a loser leave town match.
01:13:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:53
Fuck Off
Whoever does not win this fight is done.
01:13:56
Matt LaRose
Up next at heavyweight, you got Martin Boudet versus Kennedy and Juchu Wu.
01:14:03
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
01:14:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's like Njuwaku.
01:14:04
Fuck Off
And Juwaku, right?
01:14:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's a big, giant black dude.
01:14:06
Fuck Off
That guy's a killer.
01:14:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. This is a good fight, actually, because this Martin Boudet good, he's he's good, too.
01:14:15
Matt LaRose
He's like a big man.
01:14:16
Fuck Off
That's the co-main.
01:14:17
Matt LaRose
He's like from Slovakia era or some shit. No, that's not even the Komein. That's just a fight on the card. And that's at heavyweight, so that'll be good. Yeah.
01:14:30
Fuck Off
Terrible division.
01:14:32
Matt LaRose
Featured bout of the night at Bantamweight, Cortovirus Romanus versus Lee Chang Ho.
01:14:38
Fuck Off
Fucking awesome name.
01:14:40
Matt LaRose
right
01:14:41
Fuck Off
I mean, is that a fucking man's name or what?
01:14:44
Matt LaRose
Cortovirus or Lee Chang Ho. In the co-main event of the evening at ah Featherweight, Pat Sabatini takes on Joe Anderson Brito.
01:14:55
Fuck Off
Wow. Sabatini. I thought he was gone.
01:14:58
Matt LaRose
I remember him being awesome, I think.
01:15:01
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I like him.
01:15:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He just beat Jonathan Pierce in his last fight. He lost to Diego Lopez, beat Lucas Almeida.
01:15:10
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yeah
01:15:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's a good dude.
01:15:12
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I love Diego Lopez. That kid's great.
01:15:14
Matt LaRose
He's awesome. Well, that means you'll be buying the next pay-per-view because he's on the next pay-per-view.
01:15:19
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I'm not buying that.
01:15:20
Matt LaRose
Okay, we'll see. ah Let's not get ahead of ourselves. And then in the main event of the evening, this should also should also be a loser of these town matches. Josh Emmett takes on Leon Murphy.
01:15:31
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Oh, yeah. I was just talking about this cat.
01:15:34
Matt LaRose
Josh Emmett is 40 years old.
01:15:36
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He's so tough to beat, though.
01:15:37
Matt LaRose
I know it's crazy. He's still fucking starches people.
01:15:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he's got great wrestling.
01:15:41
Matt LaRose
He just, he killed Bryce Mitchell and then he lost to Ilya Toporia. Remember when he actually, yeah, he actually killed Bryce Mitchell.
01:15:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, because Ilya is tight.
01:15:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is if you don't have solid technique against this guy, you're in for a dogfight or potential L.
01:16:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He hits like a fucking truck.
01:16:03
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I actually think he's got a good shot at this fight here.
01:16:06
Matt LaRose
Probably Leon Murphy's 15. Oh, and one.
01:16:10
Fuck Off
That's fucking crazy fight.
01:16:12
Matt LaRose
He just beat Dan 50 K E gay. That was when he stepped in.
01:16:16
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
01:16:16
Matt LaRose
That was for the, yeah, like an hour or whatever for the sphere.
01:16:16
Fuck Off
He stepped in on short notice. and Yeah.
01:16:21
Matt LaRose
And then ah he beat Edson Barbosa.
01:16:28
Matt LaRose
He beat Gabriel Santos. Yeah. So this dude beats some pretty good fucking guys.
01:16:32
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Yeah, that's a good main event.
01:16:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. See, UFC's always putting a good card together. So that one's on ESPN. UFC on ESPN. Prelims at six. Main card at nine.
01:16:46
Matt LaRose
There you go.
01:16:50
Matt LaRose
The fights keep coming there.
01:16:53
Fuck Off
They do keep coming.
01:16:53
Matt LaRose
ah
01:16:54
Matt LaRose
Every week.
01:16:54
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but
01:16:56
Fuck Off
It's a good thing because the Red Sox are already terrible in last
Boston Sports Update
01:17:00
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place.
01:17:00
Matt LaRose
I didn't even know that opening day was happening.
01:17:00
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ah broke Yeah, they won their opening day game. They were 1-0 against Texas down there, and then they come back and they've lost five in a row, so they're 1-5. It's like all the other Boston teams, except for the fucking Celtics right now.
01:17:11
Matt LaRose
sir No kidding.
01:17:17
Matt LaRose
And the Celtics in the playoffs.
01:17:19
Fuck Off
They will be.
01:17:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Did they win? They won last year, right?
01:17:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, they could probably win this year too.
01:17:26
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
01:17:27
Fuck Off
After that, it's going to be a while.
01:17:27
Matt LaRose
I will.
01:17:29
Fuck Off
I'm going to need a new jersey myself.
01:17:33
Matt LaRose
Sounds like that to Chuck Jersey is going to get a lot nicer.
01:17:36
Fuck Off
I'm excited about the fucking draft. I want to see what these fucking k nitwits do.
01:17:41
Matt LaRose
And are you talking NHL or NFL?
01:17:43
Fuck Off
NFL.
01:17:45
Matt LaRose
I want to know. got to keep our eyes on this big giant kid. I want to see where he goes.
01:17:51
Fuck Off
He's going high.
01:17:52
Matt LaRose
Who like, like, what do you estimate would be his, like where he would go? Like he's not going to be like a first round draft pick.
NFL Draft Insights
01:18:01
Fuck Off
I think he could be a first round draft pick.
01:18:04
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:18:04
Fuck Off
He'll go in the top 100 picks.
01:18:07
Matt LaRose
Interesting. like So the Patriots got a shot at this kid.
01:18:10
Fuck Off
I mean, if they wanted, they could draft him, but they don't. We don't want that.
01:18:15
Matt LaRose
We don't want that.
01:18:16
Fuck Off
There are many other guys that are way better ahead of them. I mean, the Pats have a chance to... There are really only four... Yeah. I mean, there are really probably five outstanding players in the draft.
01:18:32
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:18:34
Fuck Off
like really guys you could bank on.
01:18:37
Matt LaRose
Like dudes that are lock to go like the first five picks. They're going to be.
01:18:41
Fuck Off
No, but they won't go the first five picks there, but that's what I'm saying.
01:18:41
Matt LaRose
really? ah
01:18:44
Fuck Off
So like the best player in the draft, they have the quarterbacks going right now.
01:18:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Right.
01:18:52
Fuck Off
They're going to go one and this Cam Ward kid from Miami, but um depending on who's drafting,
01:19:01
Fuck Off
That's whatever their need is. So even though the best quarterback isn't out there, the best player in the draft could be this receiver cornerback kid from Colorado. It could also be this edge rusher from Penn state.
01:19:16
Fuck Off
So it's really team dependent on who's there. But if you just look at best players overall, you got this Abdul Carter kid. You got this, the Heisman trophy winner from Colorado.
01:19:28
Fuck Off
You've got this tight end from Penn state who will never get drafted in the first 10 picks because he's a tight end. But he's the best tight end in the country, and he's arguably maybe the best receiver in the country.
01:19:36
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:19:42
Fuck Off
That's not true. He's the best short yard receiver. Then you've got Teixeira McMillan.
01:19:49
Fuck Off
You know how it is, man.
01:19:50
Matt LaRose
I know. When is the NFL draft?
01:19:52
Fuck Off
It's in April.
01:19:54
Matt LaRose
Oh, it is April.
01:19:56
Fuck Off
Oh, there you go.
01:19:57
Matt LaRose
Is it right now?
01:19:59
Fuck Off
No, it's not right now, but it'll be soon.
01:20:00
Matt LaRose
um
01:20:02
Fuck Off
And it's happening. They've been doing it. They travel everywhere to have them done now.
01:20:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:07
Fuck Off
It's been awesome. I went to Nashville when they had it there.
01:20:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they do that with the NFL, with the NHL draft too.
01:20:13
Fuck Off
They did it in Detroit last year.
01:20:16
Matt LaRose
I watched some of the draft with my mom last year because she loves that shit and I was like, this could not be more boring and painful for me to watch.
01:20:17
Fuck Off
This year.
01:20:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, I just I watched the beginning because moves get made. You figure it out, but I won't watch too much more of it. I mean, I'm always going to see who the Patriots pick up.
01:20:32
Matt LaRose
I don't ever watch any, even as much as obsessed as I am with hockey and shit. I just never watched the draft because like draft picks to me are like, they don't really mean anything to me because people can get drafted and injured and drafted and traded and whatever. It's like, and also I guess probably partially to the Bruins have had a terrible feed system for themselves for,
01:20:57
Matt LaRose
About the last 15 years, 20 years, so I probably just learned how to not pay attention to it like they do.
01:21:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, that's what happens.
01:21:11
Fuck Off
What else we got?
Formula 1 and Seasonal Changes
01:21:13
Matt LaRose
I don't have anything else. i sent you that. My brother sent me the Formula One livery for Japan from Haas with all the cherry blossom on.
01:21:18
Fuck Off
Oh, that was cool.
01:21:19
Matt LaRose
Those are cool, right? That's this weekend?
01:21:21
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:21:22
Matt LaRose
Formula One Japan?
01:21:25
Matt LaRose
That's exciting.
01:21:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, I wish I liked anything.
01:21:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you don't like anything.
01:21:33
Fuck Off
I hate everything now.
01:21:34
Matt LaRose
I introduce you to fun things like rally and things that you can get interested in, but you don't. You just like to read stupid headlines and send them to your friends.
01:21:43
Fuck Off
all about headlines.
01:21:45
Matt LaRose
It's all about the headlines. It's liberation day.
01:21:54
Fuck Off
it is.
01:21:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Don't you feel liberated? Yeah.
01:21:58
Fuck Off
I'm trying to. Isn't that what happened to Jesus after he was on the cross?
01:22:04
Matt LaRose
No, that was death that happened to him.
01:22:06
Fuck Off
Oh, I thought he was liberated.
01:22:08
Matt LaRose
Well, if you consider death a release.
01:22:12
Fuck Off
No, I was liberated when he was dead on the cross.
01:22:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, right.
01:22:16
Fuck Off
My bad.
01:22:19
Matt LaRose
That's good for you.
01:22:20
Fuck Off
Let's not get all Jesus-y, people.
01:22:21
Matt LaRose
I know it is almost Easter, though.
01:22:29
Fuck Off
um
01:22:30
Matt LaRose
You know what Easter means?
01:22:32
Fuck Off
I do.
01:22:33
Matt LaRose
Sundresses.
01:22:35
Fuck Off
I'm a big fan of sundresses.
01:22:36
Matt LaRose
Sundress season starts at Easter.
01:22:40
Fuck Off
I love sundresses.
01:22:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Sundress season is the best.
01:22:45
Fuck Off
You should see it down south where it was invented.
01:22:46
Matt LaRose
i've Yeah. That sounds fantastic.
01:22:50
Fuck Off
Southern chicks in sundresses. It's almost impossible
Musical Performance and Banter
01:22:54
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to beat. That's like fries and a Coke.
01:22:58
Matt LaRose
And big hats. They wear big hats with their sundresses.
01:23:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're so hot. I want to marry all these chicks.
01:23:05
Matt LaRose
Can you see him on the boat from the boat?
01:23:07
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. They lay out. ah
01:23:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:23:10
Fuck Off
it I can't even talk about it.
01:23:14
Matt LaRose
I'm going to come down when the weather is nice so we can go for a boat ride.
01:23:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm the captain....to be my sweet honeybee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green, all I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves.
01:23:32
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Thank you.
01:23:34
Matt LaRose
InfiniteBestPod, gmail.com. Send us an email.
01:23:42
Matt LaRose
We love you, dear listeners.
01:23:44
Fuck Off
If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I'd want is you to be my sweet honeybee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green, all I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves.
01:23:56
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All I want is you, will you be my bride? Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you, will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like a sea.
01:24:09
Fuck Off
Fucking classic tune from Juno, man.
01:24:12
Matt LaRose
That's unbelievable.
01:24:13
Fuck Off
That was the chick who's got a cock now? I'd suck her cock now.