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Infinite Abyss Episode 47: The Holy Triumphant
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Return of Hawk and Lucille Bogan's Music
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Matt LaRose
Hawk to a girl is back.
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Fuck Off
Oh yeah, she was like in hiding for a while, then she got involved because of this crypto bullshit. So, I mean, at least she's back. She needs to go straight to porn.
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Matt LaRose
I thought she was going to jail.
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Fuck Off
Maybe. i don't know all the details and intricacies. I can't wait for her to do porn.
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Matt LaRose
She's definitely going to do porn.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I can't wait.
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Matt LaRose
She's going to be awesome.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm gonna spit on her.
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Fuck Off
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.
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Matt LaRose
I
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Fuck Off
I got something between my legs, gonna make a dead man come all day. Baby, won't you shave them dry? No, no, no.
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Fuck Off
Won't you grind me, baby? Grind me until I cry.
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Fuck Off
One of the all-time classics, Matty. Shave them dry. the all-time legend, Lucille Bogan.
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Matt LaRose
Wow. I gotta tell you, that was a, that was a new experience for me.
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Fuck Off
Oh, yeah?
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
You never shaved them dry, huh?
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Matt LaRose
I never know. I never, uh, I wasn't even ready for it.
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Fuck Off
I've dabbled in some weirdness in my time.
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Matt LaRose
I gotta be honest with you.
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Fuck Off
No, no. I'm never ready when someone has nipples the size of their their thumb.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. Are you ever truly ready? Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Well, much like a Cub Scout, I'm always prepared.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Unless my Cub Scout master's finger in my cornhole.
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Matt LaRose
Right.
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Fuck Off
Bunch of Cub Scout homos. I hate those.
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Matt LaRose
and
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Fuck Off
Those guys should be fucking killed.
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Matt LaRose
Who else would you like to kill?
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Fuck Off
The priests.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
Anybody else?
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Fuck Off
Nope. Not even worth my time if that's what you're angling for.
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Matt LaRose
Nope. That's fair. I just figured we were two minutes in and we could get a list of who should be killed. Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. No, i thought I thought you were waiting for me to actually care about who's here today.
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Matt LaRose
I don't even know what you're talking about.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly.
00:02:25
Fuck Off
Are we on yet?
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Matt LaRose
Guaranteed that he was going to be back this week. If you remember last week, guaranteed, I'm definitely back next week.
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Fuck Off
Now we're on. Guaranteed.
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Fuck Off
Guy's nothing if not a man of his word.
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Matt LaRose
It's true, man. It's true. It makes sense why he got mad at you about not wanting to bet on being late because he was going to have to pay money.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, that's my fault though.
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Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody?
Introduction and Economic Commentary
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Matt LaRose
Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, is the fair and balanced always on time, even early today, waiting on me to- today.
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Fuck Off
I'm like the horizon. Steady as it goes.
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Matt LaRose
The inevitable Rich Savastano.
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Fuck Off
I'm always here for the good and the bad.
00:03:18
Matt LaRose
You're always here and you're always queer.
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Fuck Off
Shout out to my LGBTQ fans, by the way.
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Matt LaRose
Shout out.
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Fuck Off
Don't be scared in the Trump era. Just do your thing.
00:03:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah Go Kia Tesla. You'll be fine. You don't, you don't have to be straight to Kia Tesla.
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Fuck Off
The Elon pushback is so hilarious.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. I love it. I've actually, uh,
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Fuck Off
His stocks. I like how they single out his stock. It's like Tesla stock is terrible. They're really taking a beating.
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Matt LaRose
yeah.
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Fuck Off
And then they're like, oh, Trump's killing the economy. All the fucking stocks are down.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Right. Including Tesla, who you're saying it's because of Elon. You idiots.
00:03:58
Matt LaRose
it's ah i've i've It's been a couple weeks. I've had to take somewhat of a sabbatical from keeping up with the daily goings-ons. Quite frankly, I don't care. and
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Fuck Off
No. No.
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Matt LaRose
So just keep doing your thing, and obviously shit's going to get rougher before it gets better. You knew that, so batten down the hatches, put your head down and plow through it, and I'm sick of these fucking people, man. Go fuck yourselves.
00:04:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's always going to hurt at first, remember? And then once once you get into it, it gets a little moist, and then it and it's going to work.
00:04:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Just slide in. He's going to get your.
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Fuck Off
It's a little rough. little rough. Sometimes you need some outside help.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Sometimes you need a little spit, some hot tooey.
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Fuck Off
Speaking of hot tooey. Yeah, i love fluffers.
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Matt LaRose
A fluffer, a fluffer.
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Matt LaRose
What was I? was fucking listening to a podcast the other day.
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Matt LaRose
And they were talking about, I don't remember who it was, and I made
Pop Culture: TMNT and TV Series
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Matt LaRose
a point to make a note of it because it made me immediately think of you. They were talking about how the only time they could come was when they started to actually like cut someone's face. And I was like, oh, I know a guy just like that.
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Fuck Off
I can steal my shit.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, like I can't i can't come until the until the razor is cutting their face. And I was like, oh, i know that guy. I can't remember what the fuck I was listening to. ah It came to me like an apparition, but it reminded me of you.
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Fuck Off
Thank you.
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Matt LaRose
There's freedom in that, I feel like, you know?
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Fuck Off
There is definitely freedom in it.
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Matt LaRose
Anyways. What's up with you, Richie?
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Fuck Off
um I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
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Matt LaRose
No doubt, man. That's all you could do.
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Fuck Off
Fucking just trying to survive.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Like all of us. Other maggots. One step at a time. day at time.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Just keep going. I'm too dumb.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
I'm like that turtle on your shirt.
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Matt LaRose
Raphael?
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Fuck Off
Fucking... Yeah, I'm one of them. Fucking put the fucking... the cone on and just keep trudging through.
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Matt LaRose
I gotta tell ya. Raphael is my favorite Ninja Turtle.
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Fuck Off
Why? Hold on. Hold on. So it's, let me see if I can remember this.
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Matt LaRose
Let's see. Hit me with it. i love where this fucking podcast is going today.
00:06:20
Fuck Off
Cause I grew up, I think I saw, yeah, it was the, was the movie first or the cartoon?
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Matt LaRose
ah The cartoon was first, but the movie was was the the mainstream explosion.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I think I remember the cartoon first. So there was Splinter the Rat.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
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Fuck Off
There was...
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Matt LaRose
the rat.
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Fuck Off
There was Raphael.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's my guy.
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Fuck Off
There's Michelangelo.
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Matt LaRose
Hold on. So who has what color is Raphael's bandana?
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Fuck Off
Purple.
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Matt LaRose
No.
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Fuck Off
Oh, blue.
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Matt LaRose
Nope.
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Fuck Off
I have no fucking idea.
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Matt LaRose
He's red.
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Fuck Off
Oh.
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Matt LaRose
So Michelangelo, what color is Michelangelo?
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Fuck Off
Orange.
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Matt LaRose
Yes.
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Fuck Off
I knew one of them was orange. right. So there's Michelangelo, Raphael. There is Donatello,
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Matt LaRose
Who is?
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Fuck Off
Purple.
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Matt LaRose
yes so you're two, two out of three so far.
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Fuck Off
That's pretty good. Donatello, Michelangelo,
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
You're missing the leader.
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Fuck Off
Raphael. Oh, and Leonardo.
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Matt LaRose
Leonardo, who was.
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Fuck Off
Blue.
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Matt LaRose
Yes, so you got three out of four. You only mixed up Raphael, and I think that's just because you jump too quick.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
That's not bad, really. Now, I don't know. like Each of them are different. Michelangelo is the cowabunga guy.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're four brothers, each with their own personality. Hmm.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, what are their personalities? Because this is what I don't. Except for Michelangelo, who's a fuck-up, kind of like me.
00:07:52
Matt LaRose
So Michelangelo is the youngest.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
So he's like the, like just crazy younger brother.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
He's wild and crazy. His weapon of choice is the, is the nunchaku.
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Fuck Off
Oh, I'm a big fan of the nunchuckos.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. You, I could see you being a, you could, you could be a Mikey. You're just super laissez faire riding your skateboard, eating some pizza, swinging your nunchucks around, just being a total.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, brah. Smoking some weed, fucking blunt-sized turtle, finger blunt.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. Just being a fucking total goofball, man. Always bringing levity to the group.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, i could do that. Who's next?
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Matt LaRose
Then you got my man Raphael comes next. If we're going from youngest to oldest, my man Raphael is up next.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
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Matt LaRose
He's the third.
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Fuck Off
Is that chronological order? Yeah, it's reverse crowned.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's reverse chronological. You would go oldest to youngest. so ah You got my man Raphael. Red, his weapon of choice is the Sai.
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Fuck Off
Hmm.
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Matt LaRose
a little three pronged.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, that's ah it's like a barbecue skewer.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. A barbecue skewer.
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Fuck Off
Makes me hungry.
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Matt LaRose
Uh, uh, Mikey, I mean, uh, ref, ref is the, he's a wise cracking, but he's got a bad attitude. He's got a maybe he has some volatile anger issues that he struggles with from time to time.
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Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:09:10
Matt LaRose
Uh, but he's a loyal brother and he's the guy that, uh, you know, Oh, let's talk strategy. Let's do this. Let no Raphael's like, no, why don't we just go right through the fucking front door and smash them in the fucking face? Let's do this.
00:09:24
Fuck Off
That sounds like me too, though.
00:09:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You could be, you could be, uh, I've always connected with Raf. He's my guy
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Fuck Off
All right. Who's next? Next is
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Matt LaRose
up next, up next. You got purple Donatello.
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Fuck Off
Donatello.
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Matt LaRose
His weapon of choice is the bow staff.
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Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Matt LaRose
And ah Donnie's awesome. Donnie's like my second favorite, but Donnie is very much ah the Aqualad in every way through and through. Just a total super wicked smart dude who's into tech and gadgets and the newest and latest fucking gizmos and fucking, you know, just a real nerd kind of guy, but super funny, super cool.
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Matt LaRose
And ah yeah, he's just a
00:10:09
Fuck Off
Kind of like me too a little bit Except the nerd part Minus the nerve the wicked smart part in technology Maybe not as much that one what's Who's the other one?
00:10:11
Matt LaRose
No, no, no, no, you wouldn't. No, no, no. And then your leader, of course, the oldest of the turtles is Leonardo.
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Fuck Off
Yeah what's his deal? I could be this guy
00:10:26
Matt LaRose
His weapon of choice being the katana sword. He wields dual, dual wielding katanas, one for each side.
00:10:30
Fuck Off
I love a fucking gun a sword Hmm
00:10:35
Matt LaRose
And Leonardo is a fucking...
00:10:40
Matt LaRose
he is a true born leader, but he is by the book. He is regimented. He is, there is no room for a bullshit with him.
00:10:44
Fuck Off
oh
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Matt LaRose
It's always about what's right. You have to do what's right. We have to do it by the book. We need strategy. He's the leader. He's fucking him and Raphael clash heads more than anybody.
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Fuck Off
That much I can believe.
00:11:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You know, so.
00:11:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, that don't I'm not like that either.
00:11:04
Matt LaRose
Hmm. No, you, you would be a mixture of Raphael and Michelangelo.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm Michael L.
00:11:11
Matt LaRose
I have always, me and Raphael are right on par with each other. So if you ever watch the live action movie where Jim Hansen created animatronic, basically dudes in suits of the Ninja Turtles, it's ah quite honestly one of the best.
00:11:28
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable movie, man. And it was one of the original comic book movies, truly, because that's how the ninjamin how the Ninja Turtles started.
00:11:35
Fuck Off
Is this the one with Casey Sullivan or whatever his name was?
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Matt LaRose
Casey Jones.
00:11:41
Fuck Off
Was it Casey Jones?
00:11:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's a character. Is that what you're asking?
00:11:43
Fuck Off
Oh, is he a character? He put the hockey mask on.
00:11:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the hockey mask. Yeah.
00:11:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:11:47
Matt LaRose
Cricket. You got to know what crump it is before you play cricket.
00:11:50
Fuck Off
That's a good movie.
00:11:51
Matt LaRose
It's a fucking great movie, dude. It's like... And that's that's like... that is like basically like the original comic iteration of the Ninja Turtles was like that, where it's like fun, but it's like a little bit like seedy and dark and violent and shit. Like that's what they made that move.
00:12:09
Matt LaRose
Then when they made the sequels, they hammed it up and made it super for the kids. But the yeah.
00:12:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, you have to. Sequels don't count. I've always said that.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But the original Ninja Turtles movie was like a, it's like ah
00:12:19
Fuck Off
Fantastic movie.
00:12:20
Matt LaRose
kids are smoking butts and stealing shit.
00:12:22
Fuck Off
Who is the girl in that?
00:12:23
Matt LaRose
And April O'Neil, uh, that was, um, I'll pull her up right now. I can't believe I don't know this off the top of my head, but it's a great fucking movie. 1990 teenage mutant Ninja turtles, uh, Judith Hoag, H O A G.
00:12:43
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:12:43
Matt LaRose
Well, look at this one. She got a nice little, nice little fucking titty shot in that one for you, buddy.
00:12:48
Fuck Off
Oh, I like that little auburn red-headed Canadian look.
00:12:50
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah, right?
00:12:54
Fuck Off
Looks like she just got off a horse in the, in fucking Aspen or something.
00:12:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're right. Oh, actress from and little-known town of Newburyport, Massachusetts.
00:13:03
Fuck Off
No way.
00:13:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:05
Fuck Off
My buddy lives there. The Grog. Great restaurant.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
Born June 29th, 1963. She's the same age as you. Yeah.
00:13:17
Fuck Off
I would bang the shit out of her right now.
00:13:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:19
Fuck Off
She's still in Newburyport.
00:13:21
Matt LaRose
I think so. It looks like she retired ah from acting pretty. Oh, no, she's still acting. Okay. Oh, good for her. Anyways, you should check that movie out.
00:13:34
Fuck Off
Yeah. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That was a good one.
00:13:36
Matt LaRose
And you know what, Richie? if yeah
00:13:37
Fuck Off
Elias Codias. That's who played Casey Jones.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that dude's like a cool, act he's like a good actor, right?
00:13:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, he was also in one of the greatest movies ever called Sniper with Marky Mark.
00:13:49
Matt LaRose
Tom Berenger. Oh.
00:13:51
Fuck Off
No, not not Sniper. ah Fuck.
00:13:55
Matt LaRose
It's a shooter, right? Isn't that what it's called?
00:13:56
Fuck Off
Yeah. but
00:13:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Elias Coteas. You're right.
00:13:58
Fuck Off
Bobby Swagger. Bobby Lee Swagger.
00:14:01
Matt LaRose
Shooter played Jack.
00:14:01
Fuck Off
Shooter. Fuck.
00:14:03
Matt LaRose
He was also in the thin red line. This guy was in great movies, man.
00:14:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:07
Fuck Off
I loved him. he was great in Shooter. And he grabs that hot little red-headed bitch that I love. Marky Mark fucking puts one between his fucking hand on the bomb and the fucking thing. It was awesome.
00:14:21
Fuck Off
Shooter. Great movie.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Shooter.
00:14:27
Matt LaRose
Give it a spin if you haven't seen it in a while, Richie. You'll love it.
00:14:30
Fuck Off
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I can't. I'm down. I'm in the middle of a whole bunch of other things.
00:14:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:14:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm i'm watching ah season two of Tokyo Vice, and that takes time because I have to read the subtitles.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:14:44
Fuck Off
um First season came out like two years ago. It's that kid, he was in Baby Driver, Anzel.
00:14:52
Matt LaRose
Oh, I was just talking about him today because we were talking about that movie, The Fault in Our Stars. He's in that.
00:14:58
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. I watched that movie, too. ah Anzo, whatever his name is, he's in this movie.
00:15:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:03
Fuck Off
plays a It's actually based kind of on a true story-ish about this American journalist who was living in Japan and um started covering the Yakuza.
00:15:15
Fuck Off
And it's pretty cool. Ken Watanabe's in it.
00:15:18
Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck yeah.
00:15:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a he's a detective.
00:15:21
Matt LaRose
You've really been on the been on the samurai Japanese fucking Asian Korean flick lately. Or like lately.
00:15:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, I watch things in genres, typically.
00:15:33
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:15:34
Fuck Off
I kind of stick with it and stay in that universe. So the the last kind of thing I had gotten into outside of Tokyo Vice was that San Francisco one, The Warrior.
00:15:47
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:15:48
Fuck Off
And then i I started watching Tokyo Vice, and like I said, it stopped like two years ago, then I just put everything on hold. So came back out, got Reacher done, got the Night Agent done, started watching this.
00:16:01
Matt LaRose
i hear I hear nothing but not just from you. You always rave about it all the time, but I hear nothing about good shit from, uh, about Reacher.
00:16:09
Fuck Off
Reacher's so fucking and good. MEC just sat down and plowed through the other two seasons because she caught up to season three.
00:16:16
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what I did, uh, I found it and put it on my list and I almost started it, but I didn't start it because I want to finish the gentleman and I'm almost done with the gentleman. I actually thought I was going to be able to finish it last night.
00:16:29
Matt LaRose
I have two episodes left. And last night I was like, I'll be able to bang out these last two episodes. And then I fell asleep roughly 20 minutes after that. So I'm working on it. But ah I found Banshee.
00:16:41
Matt LaRose
That was the one that you guys told me to watch.
00:16:42
Fuck Off
Oh, fucking probably my second all time favorite series.
00:16:48
Matt LaRose
So I put that, I just added that to my list on HBO because I was, I haven't been on my HBO app in forever. So I was just zipping through it and I was like, wait a minute. And then I popped up. So I put that on my list.
00:16:58
Fuck Off
I cannot believe how underrated that show is.
00:16:58
Matt LaRose
I'll watch that. Yeah.
00:17:00
Fuck Off
That's how fucking good that show is.
00:17:03
Matt LaRose
I mean, Tom Hafer has raved about it, so it must be good.
00:17:04
Fuck Off
So good.
00:17:08
Fuck Off
Oh, that show is fucking great.
00:17:11
Matt LaRose
um But yeah, so I'm almost done with the gentleman.
00:17:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's awesome.
00:17:16
Matt LaRose
Great show.
00:17:16
Fuck Off
The series.
00:17:17
Matt LaRose
the series. Yeah. Cause I watched the movie.
00:17:18
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. And then, that Banshee would be awesome to watch. Watch that, Mark.
00:17:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. ah Speaking of the Aqualad, he didn't send a movie review this week.
00:17:29
Fuck Off
No, why would he?
00:17:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Fucking asshole.
00:17:33
Fuck Off
That's not his life.
00:17:34
Matt LaRose
Though I, that's right.
00:17:34
Fuck Off
His life isn't to review movies.
00:17:37
Matt LaRose
He, I believe he was going to watch the movie this weekend because he was going to smoke a Chuck brisket or something like that, or a Chuck something roast.
00:17:46
Fuck Off
I'm sure he is.
00:17:47
Matt LaRose
ah But then he got called to the mighty Duluth, Minnesota to go work on a ship on a, I believe it was a Saturday afternoon call. They were like, you need to drive five and a half hours to Duluth, Minnesota. And he was like, cool.
00:18:01
Fuck Off
Phone call came in and the travel began as he went to Duluth, Minnesota.
00:18:03
Matt LaRose
but
00:18:08
Fuck Off
The Aqualad got there and he didn't watch any movies because he was checking all the ships in the pier.
00:18:16
Matt LaRose
That was amazing.
00:18:18
Fuck Off
yeah I'm amazed. Like, fuck you, Aqualad.
00:18:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you fucking awkward bitch.
00:18:27
Fuck Off
So I've watched plenty. i have some movies teed up as well where I'm going back all through um like the old Shaolin shit too.
00:18:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:18:36
Fuck Off
I love it. Sammo Hung and those dudes.
00:18:40
Matt LaRose
You're watching old Wu-Tang movies, man.
00:18:42
Fuck Off
I am going back.
00:18:42
Matt LaRose
I love those.
00:18:43
Fuck Off
Doing it I'm mixing them all.
00:18:43
Matt LaRose
i I have a couple of those saved on my ah on my different list that I go back and watch every once in a while.
00:18:51
Fuck Off
They have the best fucking titles of shit too. Like Drunken Monkey, Old Master.
00:18:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:57
Matt LaRose
The Seven Samurai of Shaolin.
00:18:59
Fuck Off
Yeah. Iron Fist meets the webbed veg.
00:19:04
Matt LaRose
just It's funny because... ah the HBO max has all the Godzilla movies on it. So it has all like the same thing, kind of like that, where it's like Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla, Godzilla versus fucking Mothra Godzilla versus, well, you know, like they just have like someone in different ones.
00:19:23
Fuck Off
Rodan. Rodan.
00:19:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Rodan. It's like, then it's like baby Godzilla.
00:19:25
Fuck Off
when Are these the old ones, like from Creature Double Feature, old?
00:19:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. They're all on HBO.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
ah way, really?
00:19:31
Matt LaRose
milk Yeah. They're all the old ones that are like dudes in rubber suits and like,
00:19:35
Fuck Off
um man, I used to watch those.
00:19:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:38
Fuck Off
I'll have to fucking find them.
00:19:39
Fuck Off
That's on Macs.
00:19:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, check them out.
00:19:40
Matt LaRose
They're on Max. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, dude. I have them all saved on my list because I used to watch that shit all the time. I used to love... That's why back in the day when Beastie Boys came out with that fucking intergalactic music video and it was like literally them making one of those videos. was like the greatest music video of all time because I just used to love like... That's what pissed me off about these American movies. when i was like Remember when Godzilla used to be just a dude in a rubber suit like destroying everything and being awesome?
00:20:09
Matt LaRose
With that being said, the new Godzilla is awesome.
00:20:11
Fuck Off
Finally.
00:20:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:13
Fuck Off
That only took 60 years.
00:20:15
Matt LaRose
Have you watched the black and white version of it?
00:20:18
Fuck Off
The black and white version of the new one?
00:20:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I've got, they've released, they re it's on Netflix. You can watch It's like, it's all all in black and white, which would be fucking awesome.
00:20:28
Fuck Off
i don't think... No, I just saw whatever was out.
00:20:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:31
Fuck Off
Some of it was black and white, wasn't it?
00:20:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. i think when they did like the,
00:20:35
Fuck Off
How did it started? Black and white.
00:20:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but this one is a full black and white version. Which sometimes sometimes I like to see destruction in black and white.
00:20:40
Fuck Off
I don't see color.
00:20:44
Matt LaRose
It's fun.
00:20:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's the best kind. It's like panoramic vision.
00:20:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's devoid of any beauty.
00:20:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:20:56
Matt LaRose
I guess.
00:20:58
Fuck Off
Where is it?
00:20:59
Matt LaRose
or is it Or is it more beautiful?
00:21:01
Fuck Off
I think.
00:21:02
Matt LaRose
Does it leave the art open to the interpreter?
00:21:05
Fuck Off
argue. Some would argue.
00:21:12
Matt LaRose
Speaking of art, that's what we're doing.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
oh Yeah, this is a rough time of year for sports. um
00:21:19
Matt LaRose
Actually,
Sports Talk: Baseball and Bill Belichick
00:21:20
Matt LaRose
pal, I don't know if that's true. I have a full list for you today.
00:21:23
Fuck Off
Do you?
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
Some are quick hits and some are more stuff to work on, but yeah, I gotta.
00:21:26
Fuck Off
right, well, let's just rule out baseball immediately because it doesn't count as it just started.
00:21:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I don't even watch baseball. I didn't even realize that baseball started.
00:21:31
Fuck Off
Let's rule.
00:21:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, and they're like this. The Red Sox are like five and five. They're 10 games in already.
00:21:40
Matt LaRose
That's insane. And I didn't even see Netflix has a, bit has a red Sox show. Now I have a feeling that when Deb's in town in about a month, I'm going to end up having to watch some of that.
00:21:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, I won't be watching that.
00:21:52
Fuck Off
Well, the the documentary they did on the World Series, that was fucking awesome.
00:21:54
Matt LaRose
Well, that was awesome. but I watched the first two episodes, but I haven't seen the third yet.
00:21:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'm not going to watch what they did last year. They're a bunch of jerk-offs.
00:22:02
Matt LaRose
Did they win the baseball last year?
00:22:05
Fuck Off
Oh, God, no.
00:22:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, were they good last year?
00:22:06
Fuck Off
and They didn't even make the playoffs. No, they're terrible.
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, Then why the fuck do they have a show about them?
00:22:10
Fuck Off
Don't know.
00:22:11
Matt LaRose
Here's a show about a shitty baseball team.
00:22:13
Fuck Off
I think they just happened to pick them to follow them through the year, and it turned out they sucked.
00:22:18
Matt LaRose
Good. I'm glad.
00:22:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. Celtics, too. They're getting close to doing something. That's the last fucking chance we'll have at any type of title for quite a while.
00:22:29
Matt LaRose
Are they like first place in there?
00:22:32
Fuck Off
They're somewhere in the mix. They're going to be strong.
00:22:34
Matt LaRose
Well, that's exciting.
00:22:36
Fuck Off
But we'll see what happens. So we can rule those out because they're all boring. Soccer, I don't give a fuck about.
00:22:42
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:22:44
Fuck Off
Although the women's national team is pretty fucking awesome.
00:22:44
Matt LaRose
ah
00:22:47
Fuck Off
Dennis Rodman's daughter's on it.
00:22:50
Fuck Off
Chick's a stud. Yeah.
00:22:50
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:22:51
Matt LaRose
Is she like a...
00:22:52
Fuck Off
Trinity Rodman.
00:22:54
Matt LaRose
Is she a psychopath?
00:22:56
Fuck Off
She's an and incredible athlete. I don't know she's a psychopath, but yeah, give her a Googs.
00:22:59
Matt LaRose
Should I give her a Googs? Trinity Rodman.
00:23:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, Rodman.
00:23:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, there you go. American soccer player. Oh, wow. She's cute.
00:23:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's great. She's a super athlete, too.
00:23:16
Matt LaRose
wow She has wicked long braided hair.
00:23:22
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
She's like a ferocious lion.
00:23:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, a lioness Yeah, I like that I like the little bit of wildness I'd like to take her for a ride I'd like to put a saddle on her Put my spurs on And just start kicking Yeah, with the with the bar across the mouth Just pony style
00:23:27
Matt LaRose
Lioness. Lioness. Interesting. Yeah.
00:23:38
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh. You got reins right there for you.
00:23:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would do that for sure.
00:23:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:52
Fuck Off
I would do that to most of the women's national soccer team. Quite honestly, I would also do it to that rugby chick, Alea, whatever her name is, Alana.
00:24:03
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what.
00:24:04
Fuck Off
That chick's fucking awesome.
00:24:06
Matt LaRose
My.
00:24:06
Fuck Off
I just want to put bronze on her. I just want to, I want to put like a chest shield on her and give her a fucking sword and just have her walk around with like cupcakes and shit.
00:24:09
Matt LaRose
His. yeah
00:24:17
Fuck Off
Just, just wiping fucking frosting on my face and disgust.
00:24:23
Matt LaRose
Do you want her to be maybe give you a a smack or anything while you're at it or just degrade you with the smearing cupcakes in your face?
00:24:31
Fuck Off
No, just disgust while she like then just grabs my fucking ear and shoves me into her fucking beef flaps.
00:24:31
Matt LaRose
and
00:24:37
Matt LaRose
this is going to make a mess. There's going to be cupcake mush everywhere.
00:24:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, but she's still, she's very, um she's very domestic. So she'll clean up after as well. She's very feminine.
00:24:49
Matt LaRose
Would she be disgusted in you the entire time? Is that kind of part of the enjoyment of it?
00:24:52
Fuck Off
and think that's the new thing that's called.
00:24:54
Matt LaRose
like She's going to wipe the cupcake shit off and just go, ugh, and flick it in your face because you're disgusting.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think that's called cucking. It's a cupcake.
00:25:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Okay. So you're expanding your horizons a little bit with this with this experiment. I like that.
00:25:05
Fuck Off
Oh, she's an Olympian. So you all make exceptions.
00:25:07
Matt LaRose
Oh. I mean, at some point, you have to be told what to do. it just Maybe they have to be at that level.
00:25:14
Fuck Off
Right.
00:25:16
Matt LaRose
All right. I accept that. That's interesting.
00:25:18
Fuck Off
Yeah. There's a little something about her. She's starting to like, and she's still not there yet. I think I could break her out. I could, I could, I could get her to observe her or absorb her her full potential of being at one with her sexuality, her inner beast.
00:25:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Release the beast.
00:25:37
Fuck Off
Just let her go.
00:25:39
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'm going to like, I'd take like a, like a fillet knife and slice gills into her, where her ribs are like slices and that. So she could have gills just, just to have, yeah.
00:25:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That'll help her breathe. That's cool, man.
00:25:54
Fuck Off
going like finger her gills.
00:25:56
Matt LaRose
I was with you until you were going to start cutting. See, that's the point I was saying earlier. You can't come until you cut her.
00:26:00
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, I can't go there. Someone already did that. They stole my shit.
00:26:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:03
Fuck Off
My bad.
00:26:05
Fuck Off
That would be nice, though.
00:26:07
Matt LaRose
if I bet you would have fun with that. ah Again, it's very messy.
00:26:10
Fuck Off
I like athletic chicks. what what cute can What can I say? It's my thing.
00:26:14
Matt LaRose
i
00:26:14
Fuck Off
It's my thing.
00:26:15
Matt LaRose
I'm not hatin'.
00:26:16
Fuck Off
I love a suit. Speaking of athletic chicks, then I don't know if she's athletic or not, but she's a fucking home run ball for a lot of people, including the goat.
00:26:27
Fuck Off
Bill Belichick. His girl is going for Miss Maine again.
00:26:32
Matt LaRose
That's interesting.
00:26:33
Fuck Off
She wants to vie for her Miss America.
00:26:38
Fuck Off
And whatever else comes after that. I think she's looking to build her brand, if you know what I'm saying.
00:26:43
Matt LaRose
Imagine if, so is that his wife or is it his girlfriend?
00:26:46
Fuck Off
Now it's his girlfriend who's 20. they Her age was off before. They were wrong about her age somehow because he was dating her probably before she was 18.
00:26:53
Matt LaRose
oops. Oops.
00:26:55
Matt LaRose
Oops.
00:26:56
Fuck Off
So she's like 23 now. She's 23, even though she was 24 two years ago.
00:26:59
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. Right. Huh. That's weird. Imagine if Bill Belichick's girlfriend is Miss USA.
00:27:09
Fuck Off
Why can't it happen?
00:27:11
Matt LaRose
and I mean, i feel like that's just a sign of the times. That seems like Trump's America if I've ever seen it.
00:27:17
Fuck Off
It does seem like Trump's America. I think he gets a cabinet post afterwards, too.
00:27:21
Matt LaRose
I think so. I mean, that what's more American than that?
00:27:25
Fuck Off
Secretary of Defense, Bill Belichick.
00:27:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:27
Fuck Off
That'd be awesome.
00:27:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:30
Matt LaRose
for your For your great contributions to our country.
00:27:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's she was a cheerleader, I guess. So, yeah, she's an athletic girl herself.
00:27:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She was a cheerleader 10 years ago when she was in high school and Bill Belichick was coaching down the street.
00:27:49
Fuck Off
I think it was like seven or eight years ago, though.
00:27:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. All right. So, well, you'd have to, if if she's 23 now.
00:27:55
Fuck Off
I don't know how old she is now.
00:27:57
Matt LaRose
If she's say she's 23, seven years ago, she's 15, six years ago.
00:28:01
Fuck Off
I think she's 24 now.
00:28:03
Matt LaRose
How long has, okay.
00:28:04
Fuck Off
I think.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
So four. So six years ago, she's 18. Yeah.
00:28:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, dude. He fought her in high school. She was a cheerleader.
00:28:12
Matt LaRose
yeah How long ago was he the coach of the Patriots?
00:28:13
Fuck Off
He's a coach for 20 years.
00:28:18
Matt LaRose
I know, but what he hasn't been for the last, what, two years?
00:28:21
Fuck Off
He hasn't been for the last...
00:28:21
Matt LaRose
oh Or one year. How long did fucking what's his face coach for?
00:28:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, one year.
00:28:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Okay. So he, okay.
00:28:29
Fuck Off
So it's been two years now.
00:28:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So he was, that's about the time Tom Brady was fucking leaving town. So, you know, he's a little bit lonely, sad. So he moves on from Tom Brady and picks up a high school cheerleader down the, down the street.
00:28:44
Matt LaRose
Interesting. like
00:28:46
Fuck Off
Maybe she's 26 now.
00:28:54
Matt LaRose
I meant to pull a prank on you this week. I forgot. I was going to tell you how cold I was, and then I was going to put my Ovechkin jersey on again, but I forgot to grab it before we started recording. so
00:29:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, he fucking he had a banger, huh?
00:29:08
Matt LaRose
He did it, man.
Hockey Highlights and Athlete Fragility
00:29:10
Fuck Off
Good, let's move on.
00:29:11
Matt LaRose
first
00:29:12
Matt LaRose
First game back is tomorrow night. He scored goal number 895 on Sunday versus Long Island.
00:29:19
Fuck Off
It's crazy.
00:29:20
Matt LaRose
The greatest goal scorer of all time.
00:29:23
Fuck Off
I don't know how he keeps scoring goals. It's unbelievable.
00:29:25
Matt LaRose
From the same spot he always scores a goal from. ah
00:29:28
Fuck Off
It's unbelievable.
00:29:29
Matt LaRose
Off of a bad pass that was behind him. He caught the bad pass behind him, had to do the old fucking body twerk around, and then rips a fucking nasty shot.
00:29:41
Fuck Off
He ripped a wrister.
00:29:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Nasty. it looked like a look It looked like he had a lacrosse stick and he was shooting a lacrosse goal, but it was the grip.
00:29:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was weird. It was like a one-time wrister almost.
00:29:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah. It wasn't quite, it was it would have been a one-timer if the pass was to him, and but it was behind him.
00:29:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:59
Matt LaRose
So he had to like really lean back like the way like a lacrosse player will cradle the ball and then like go behind their body and then whip it. That's like what he did.
00:30:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's fucking insane. The guy can really score goals. I will say that.
00:30:11
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. And he did it.
00:30:13
Fuck Off
It's amazing.
00:30:14
Matt LaRose
he in this In the amount of time it took him to get 895 goals is the same amount of games it took Wayne Gretzky to get 894 goals.
00:30:26
Matt LaRose
So he technically beat him by a game, which is unbelievable.
00:30:29
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:30:33
Matt LaRose
I have a whole bunch of quick Ovi stats for you. I figured you'd love it.
00:30:37
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, go ahead.
00:30:40
Matt LaRose
So this his 40-plus goal season.
00:30:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's incredible.
00:30:48
Matt LaRose
he scored, he broke this record, which includes two COVID shortened seasons. And just this year alone, he broke his leg and was out for six weeks.
00:31:00
Matt LaRose
Actually, i think it might've been five weeks. And that doesn't include like injuries and games that he's missed through his 20, 20, 21 year career. So he would have done this,
00:31:11
Matt LaRose
number faster if he didn't have a broken leg to COVID shortened season shit like that this would have been and and way less games and what it would have happened years ago now the question is does he go to 900 which is five goals away but then when you get 900 how many seasons do you have in you if you're still getting a 40 plus goal season does he go for a thousand and play two three more seasons and go for a thousand goals and just be the most fucking unreal like record ever? could you ah Could anybody ever get 1,000 goals?
00:31:50
Fuck Off
No, I don't think so.
00:31:51
Matt LaRose
Ovechkin could.
00:31:52
Fuck Off
I don't even know if he could.
00:31:56
Matt LaRose
Ovechkin likes to drink Coca-Cola while on the bench during the game. His favorite meals are Subway and McDonald's. When the NHL started tracking hits in 2006, Oveskin is third all time in NHL hits.
00:32:15
Fuck Off
like that.
00:32:17
Matt LaRose
ah The Capitals are the top team in the East right now. They're actually on track to get the president's trophy. They've already clinched a spot in the playoffs. And here's a stat that's just for you that I know that you would love.
00:32:33
Matt LaRose
The Capitals had no players in the Four Nations tournament. Their entire team is healthy and strong and ready for the playoffs, which start in about two weeks.
00:32:44
Fuck Off
Look, we all know I'm not the I told you so guy.
00:32:48
Matt LaRose
You know, I thought that was a stat you would appreciate.
00:32:51
Fuck Off
But I did tell you, it's gonna it fucked up the entire hockey season.
00:32:54
Matt LaRose
Let's see.
00:32:56
Matt LaRose
Now, here's my question to you. Because you aren't an I told you so guy, but now are you going to ride the Capitals as your horse in the NHL playoffs?
00:33:08
Fuck Off
No.
00:33:09
Matt LaRose
Why not? They got all the momentum right now.
00:33:10
Fuck Off
Because the Panthers are my team.
00:33:12
Matt LaRose
Because what?
00:33:13
Fuck Off
The Panthers are my team.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
That's true. That's true. Those are going to be my two teams.
00:33:18
Fuck Off
I think they're peaking too early. The Capitals.
00:33:21
Matt LaRose
Who are the Capitals? Yeah, they could be.
00:33:23
Fuck Off
They've been riding the OV wave. It came at kind of ah a weird time where they're going to – before the playoffs, it's they're going in. I think it's going to be a tough –
00:33:34
Matt LaRose
i think it's I think it's good that it happened now because they had a game Ovi did it perfect the game was on Sunday it was a Sunday afternoon game at 1230 a matinee game they don't play again until tomorrow night so they just got with the hot chick Richie they got all excited they finally fucking but blew their wad oh state you know doing a fucking skate in a period in the sheets Now you got two weeks, you're going to have to fucking relax, recover, get your shit together, shake the cobwebs out, probably take a couple of lumps on the way, and then you got to get back on that horse again, baby.
00:34:10
Fuck Off
I'm sticking with it. I think they peaked too soon.
00:34:13
Matt LaRose
We'll see. We'll see. This is exciting. I hope Ovi does it. I hope he gets the Stanley Cup this year too.
00:34:20
Fuck Off
I mean, he's currently playing as the most dominant player, I think, in the league, is he not?
00:34:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, at 40 years old.
00:34:28
Fuck Off
yeah I mean, he's scoring essentially every game at will.
00:34:31
Matt LaRose
yeah Oh, one of the stats that I meant to write down and I forgot was that ah he has 23% of all Capitals goals scored in the last like however long the Capitals have been a team, basically.
00:34:49
Matt LaRose
like It's crazy. Because he's played his entire career with the cat with the Washington Capitals.
00:34:51
Fuck Off
It is crazy.
00:34:56
Matt LaRose
As I said, what's more American than our Absolutely. By the way, thanked the country of Russia in his and his on ice speech where they paused the game.
00:35:05
Fuck Off
The motherland.
00:35:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Thank you to Russia.
00:35:08
Fuck Off
Ovi Jr. was there.
00:35:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. the whole I got to you, Ovi's old lady is she's pretty good.
00:35:13
Fuck Off
She's not bad.
00:35:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, she seems like a real family woman. I like that about her.
00:35:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Strong Russian.
00:35:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm into that too.
00:35:24
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm.
00:35:25
Fuck Off
She looks like a tennis player maybe.
00:35:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, probably definitely some kind of athlete. but
00:35:29
Fuck Off
Or a swimmer.
00:35:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, maybe a swimmer. I was going to say maybe a figure skater, but she's a little bit too...
00:35:34
Fuck Off
little tall.
00:35:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's tall for a figure skater. She's not quite frail enough to be a...
00:35:37
Fuck Off
And a gymnast.
00:35:40
Fuck Off
and She could be a trackster maybe.
00:35:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, maybe.
00:35:43
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, I like her too.
00:35:46
Matt LaRose
Ovi's just, ah you know, he's a mutant. You know what I found out too? ah His dad... Fuck, i' they were talking about it on the broadcast. His mom was like a swimmer or something like that, like ah like a like a Russian athlete swimmer.
00:36:03
Matt LaRose
And his dad was like a tennis player or something, or vice versa. So either way, his parents are fucking super athletes.
00:36:10
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:36:11
Matt LaRose
And they were super athletes you know in the 70s and the 80s when... ah you know Yeah, and not only were they bred, but they were maybe you know a little bit of Russian...
00:36:15
Fuck Off
Oh, that's how they were bred.
00:36:22
Fuck Off
and were They were made in the lab.
00:36:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, a little bit of Russian. That shit's gonna like, like they may not have directly given that shit to Alex Ovechkin, but that is most definitely passed down into his genes. Like, you know what I mean?
00:36:35
Matt LaRose
So it's like you can call that like ah call it future seating.
00:36:35
Fuck Off
Definitely packing that in his jeans.
00:36:42
Matt LaRose
You make you pump them with so much ah good Russian juice that it goes through the generations, you know?
00:36:47
Fuck Off
Ovi Jr. seems like a lock to get some early offers.
00:36:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:54
Matt LaRose
What do you think now? Does anybody ever break this record no matter where he ends up finishing, whether it's 900 goals or 1,000 goals? Yeah. That's
00:37:01
Fuck Off
No, I don't think so.
00:37:04
Matt LaRose
a tough one to break, man. I mean, the thing is you just got – it's the longevity.
00:37:06
Fuck Off
It's all about the longevity now. Unless the sport changes and it becomes less physical, there are too many injuries.
00:37:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:12
Fuck Off
and Guys are way too fucking big now.
00:37:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:15
Fuck Off
ah That's the other part of it. so I think that there's just more fragility to that. Ligaments get ripped a lot more easily when you're big.
00:37:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:24
Fuck Off
You're in an explosive sport, starting, stopping, hitting.
00:37:27
Matt LaRose
And speed kills. It's the fastest game on two feet that ice hockey is.
00:37:29
Fuck Off
Speed kills, motherfucker.
00:37:33
Fuck Off
ah like ice hockey.
00:37:35
Matt LaRose
You skate side by each. Speaking of ice hockey, two things I want to touch on. Number one, the Bruins are gay. Didn't know if you knew that or not. They actually won. They beat the Devils last night like Yeah.
00:37:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're on a heater right now too.
00:37:49
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:37:50
Fuck Off
Pasta had a fucking hat trick to start the week.
00:37:52
Matt LaRose
Pasta's potentially having his best season ever.
00:37:56
Fuck Off
Trade them.
00:37:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I love it. it's ah It's great. You love to see it, you know?
00:38:00
Fuck Off
You got to get rid of them now.
00:38:01
Matt LaRose
Just a complete fucking waste of a season.
00:38:04
Fuck Off
Get them out now while you can get something for him.
00:38:08
Matt LaRose
It's true. He should be advertising his skills to other teams right now.
00:38:12
Fuck Off
He is.
00:38:12
Matt LaRose
Look at how fucking good I am. The good news is the Bruins play the Blackhawks tomorrow night. They have three games left, so there's only three more games to... ah By next Tuesday, the next time we record the...
00:38:25
Fuck Off
See you next Tuesday.
00:38:26
Matt LaRose
The bleeding will be over finally.
00:38:28
Fuck Off
Thank God.
00:38:29
Matt LaRose
They play the Blackhawks tomorrow, Pittsburgh on the last ah national televised game. Your last chance to watch the Bruins is 3.30 against Pittsburgh on TNT.
00:38:40
Fuck Off
I'm good, thank you. I won't be seeing that.
00:38:42
Matt LaRose
And then they finish out the season against the Devils on Tuesday. so Then I'm excited the most for that because I consider the day after that, which will likely be the next time we record, ah the day when the firing happens.
00:38:55
Matt LaRose
And I'm excited for that.
00:38:57
Fuck Off
Can't wait.
00:38:58
Matt LaRose
I would like the, ah you're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired. You're all the way. Just go right down the line.
00:39:07
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:39:08
Fuck Off
really
00:39:09
Matt LaRose
I'd fire Sackick. I'd fire Sweeney. I'd fire fucking Cam Neely. And these are Cam Neely is beloved to me. And I hate him. I hate him now. It's what Batman always taught me.
00:39:21
Fuck Off
he got the fucking the Patriot deal.
00:39:22
Matt LaRose
Listen, there's,
00:39:24
Fuck Off
He got a raw deal, but you got to bring Torts in.
00:39:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you got to bring Torts in. You got to.
00:39:28
Fuck Off
They need a rebuild immediately.
00:39:30
Matt LaRose
They got to bring Torts in and let him. They don't have the balls to do it, but they got to let Torts go full Torts, no bullshit. And it's it's what they fucking need, man.
00:39:41
Fuck Off
It's a different time, fella.
00:39:41
Matt LaRose
i would I would fucking love that.
00:39:45
Fuck Off
It's a different time, fella.
00:39:47
Matt LaRose
would love it. I hate Cam Neely. I never thought I'd utter the words in my life.
00:39:52
Fuck Off
he sucks. sucks.
00:39:53
Matt LaRose
When I was younger, do you think that I would ever like it's for me to sit here and be like, like I'm going to tell 40 year old Maddie is going to tell 20 year old Maddie someday that Star Wars sucks.
00:40:05
Matt LaRose
The Bruins suck. The Patriots suck. Everything that you love sucks.
00:40:12
Matt LaRose
You know? Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:14
Fuck Off
See, fortunately I grew up when everything did suck So so i already knew it sucked I hit a few highs, which was nice And just been waiting for the other shoe to drop And it has Continuously Just stomping
00:40:18
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:40:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It never ends. Yeah.
00:40:30
Matt LaRose
Forever stomping. Like, uh, like when you have that little piece of soap left and you're too lazy to pick it up in the shower. So you just stomp it into the drain like a fucking animal.
00:40:41
Fuck Off
You grind it like a cheese fucking grater.
00:40:44
Matt LaRose
You're just a fucking, you just sit there and you're just like, you're so disgusting.
00:40:44
Fuck Off
I've been known to do that.
00:40:48
Matt LaRose
You could just pick this up and throw it away, but you're just going to mush it through the grate. Cause you're that lazy.
00:40:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, I am that lazy.
00:40:58
Matt LaRose
ah One more touch of hockey for you, Richie. On a positive note, big day tomorrow night is big big day tomorrow night is the Frozen Four.
00:41:04
Fuck Off
What's that? Big date tomorrow night. That's...
00:41:10
Fuck Off
Or...
00:41:12
Fuck Off
oh
00:41:14
Matt LaRose
Tomorrow night, starting at 5 o'clock on ESPN2 and ESPN+, you have former returning reigning defending champions Denver taking on number four ranked Western Michigan.
00:41:22
Fuck Off
Denver.
00:41:26
Fuck Off
wo That's going to be a fucking nail-biter. I got Denver.
00:41:30
Matt LaRose
I'll take Denver. And then the heater of all heaters. this is This is tough for me because it's at 830 and I really want to watch this game.
00:41:33
Fuck Off
This one's...
00:41:38
Matt LaRose
But 830 ESPN, ESPN Plus, you got Penn State taking on the Terriers, Boston University.
00:41:44
Fuck Off
I know, man. This game fucking worries me a lot.
00:41:48
Matt LaRose
This is an unbelievable game.
00:41:49
Fuck Off
Penn State is fucking... Penn State has been what Denver is, except nobody expects... Everyone knows who Denver is. Denver fucking wins this a lot.
00:42:00
Fuck Off
they're not They're here every year.
00:42:02
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:42:02
Fuck Off
Penn State, not so much. And they're fucking on a roll right now.
00:42:06
Matt LaRose
They're on a heater right now.
00:42:07
Fuck Off
They fucking took out my Black Bears, so my BU u Terriers are my next favorite team, so we'll see what's going to happen.
00:42:13
Matt LaRose
They got to do this one for Iggy Smalls, man.
00:42:15
Fuck Off
I got to do it for Iggy Smalls and for Q.
00:42:16
Matt LaRose
We got to get Iggy Smalls a little BU jersey is what we got to do.
00:42:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, we're waiting for Q to get his scholarship.
00:42:25
Matt LaRose
So you can check that shit out tonight. And then the final is... When is the final? It's Saturday. Saturday at 730.
00:42:31
Fuck Off
Saturday, i'd think. Yeah.
00:42:35
Matt LaRose
So that's exciting. We'll we'll talk about that ah ah next on the next episode.
00:42:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, that'll be fun. Just like Dr. Dre, son.
00:42:45
Matt LaRose
Dr. Dre. Going to be a good day Saturday. A lot of good sports on. The UFC's on on Saturday too.
00:42:51
Fuck Off
Just like Ice Cube, son.
00:42:53
Matt LaRose
Just like Ice Cube. Did you watch the fights last week, Richie?
00:42:59
Matt LaRose
I watched, you did watch these.
00:42:59
Fuck Off
I think so.
00:43:01
Matt LaRose
I watched some of these. Why the fuck didn't I watch all these? This was ah UFC at Vegas at the apex.
00:43:11
Matt LaRose
On yeah ESPN and the main event, Leon Leon, Leon, Lerone Murphy defeated Josh Emmett via five round decisions.
00:43:17
Fuck Off
yeah. well Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:19
Matt LaRose
I fell asleep for that one.
00:43:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, me too.
00:43:23
Matt LaRose
And the co-main event, Pat Sabatini won three round decision versus Joe Anderson Brito.
00:43:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, saw that.
00:43:30
Matt LaRose
Your boy Lee Kang Ho got a TKO. leehan Lee Kang Ho with a TKO over fucking coronavirus ruminous.
00:43:34
Fuck Off
Blasted.
00:43:40
Fuck Off
He fucking blasted that dude.
00:43:43
Matt LaRose
I missed that one. I didn't see that.
00:43:44
Fuck Off
ah man. It was like elbows and just hammer smashing him the fuck out. He went crazy.
00:43:49
Matt LaRose
yeah Damn. Gotta be careful those Asians, man.
00:43:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, he went all parasite and shit. He's like... they
00:43:57
Matt LaRose
He's like the hammer scene in Oldboy.
00:44:00
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:44:01
Matt LaRose
In the loser leaves town match, Bradley Tavares defeated Gerald Mearshart, triple G via three round decision.
00:44:08
Fuck Off
Fucking terrible fight. I would cut this whole card.
00:44:12
Matt LaRose
this O'Day Osborne TKO Lewis Garul in the second round.
00:44:16
Fuck Off
Well, I do love my... I do like O'Day.
00:44:19
Matt LaRose
don't, yeah. Torres Fitty defeated Robert Valentin. Oh yeah, I fell asleep for that, but that was the, that was that big fucking giant white dude like a fucking viking guy against the short stack black dude i sent you the thing for that the shorts yeah the short stack black dude won a three-round decision every every time i've seen that guy fight because i saw him fight when he was on he was on dana white's consent contender series twice and every time he fights he's like a short stack black dude and he always wins man he gets underneath the jab and steps in and he's actually a good a good fighter i don't know how far he can go but
00:44:33
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. And he ended up winning,
00:44:39
Fuck Off
which I was surprised about.
00:44:59
Matt LaRose
He always ah surprises me that he wins.
00:45:04
Matt LaRose
In the prelims, you had...
00:45:05
Fuck Off
Not me. He's built like a brick shithouse.
00:45:07
Matt LaRose
hey But he's so small, he's short.
00:45:09
Fuck Off
It's 5'8". Yeah.
00:45:10
Matt LaRose
He's built like a piston.
00:45:13
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:45:14
Matt LaRose
Dion Barbosa and Deanna Berbichwap.
00:45:19
Fuck Off
yeah I watched some of all this shit.
00:45:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, my girl Luma Luka Boom won. She won a three-round decision against Estella Nunes, and then the girl that lost was surprised that she lost. I thought that was funny.
00:45:28
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, that was funny.
00:45:31
Matt LaRose
Um, yeah, I watched some, these are the ones that I watched. I fell asleep watching this shit.
00:45:35
Fuck Off
So there there are big fights this weekend, allegedly.
00:45:38
Matt LaRose
Big fights this weekend, big card.
00:45:40
Fuck Off
Were there cancellations yet or no?
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
There was one cancellation that I'll talk to you about right now.
UFC Previews and Fight Discussions
00:45:45
Matt LaRose
Actually, this is a UFC three 14 this weekend in Miami and the Miami, Miami cards are always bangers.
00:45:50
Fuck Off
Miami.
00:45:53
Matt LaRose
You know that, uh,
00:45:54
Fuck Off
Flo Rida. Pitbull. Mr.
00:45:56
Matt LaRose
oh
00:45:56
Fuck Off
315. Worldwide. yeah.
00:45:58
Matt LaRose
on the, I think Flo Rite is going to be there. Him and Pipple are going to wrap at the show.
00:46:03
Fuck Off
yeah
00:46:03
Matt LaRose
Um, you know who is going to, Oh, I'll save that. I'll save that. I have a whole bunch of quick hits for the UFC for you. Um,
00:46:12
Matt LaRose
So Carlos pretest, who's that nasty Muay Thai guy that has Muay Thai tattooed on his chest that drinks whiskey and smoke spots. The dude that's awesome. He was supposed to fight Jeff Neal black dude.
00:46:23
Matt LaRose
You know who that is on the main card.
00:46:25
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:46:26
Matt LaRose
Jeff Neal got injured. So he got pulled. And instead of finding pretests, a, ah replacement on this card, they gave him a bigger opportunity and in two weeks he's headlining UFC Fight Night against Ian Machado Gary.
00:46:46
Fuck Off
Oh, that's a good fight.
00:46:47
Matt LaRose
That is a fucking awesome fight. um So this fight, this card lost that fight, but this card has a whole bunch of bangers, so it's all good. The prelims start at 6 o'clock and ah The first fight of the night.
00:47:04
Matt LaRose
Richie loves the female fights. You have Haley Cohen taking on Nora Cornell Cornell Cornell.
00:47:13
Fuck Off
Cornhole? I'd cornhole her.
00:47:16
Matt LaRose
Looks like ah Cornhole is Brazilian and this Haley girl is a white blonde girl.
00:47:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, most Haley's are white and blonde. I'll take her. Let me see her. she cute?
00:47:24
Matt LaRose
You're going to take the white blonde? That's actually shocking to me.
00:47:26
Fuck Off
I don't know.
00:47:26
Matt LaRose
Let me pull her up here.
00:47:27
Fuck Off
Let me see.
00:47:28
Matt LaRose
I hit the wrong button and I fucked all this up. Hold on. Sorry. Here we go. Images. Let's see. Oh, wow. Oh, she looks like she's, oh my God.
00:47:40
Matt LaRose
You're actually going to like this picture. Holy smokes.
00:47:42
Fuck Off
I already picked her.
00:47:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got her.
00:47:50
Matt LaRose
She's some kind of a blonde Russian girl.
00:47:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got her.
00:48:01
Matt LaRose
You're not typically a blonde guy.
00:48:03
Fuck Off
No, and yeah I am a Russian guy, though.
00:48:06
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:48:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's got this Nordic, yeah, she's, yeah.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:14
Matt LaRose
So that's the first fight of the night. So that's exciting. I'm going to get that right of the way.
00:48:17
Fuck Off
Get that out of the way, couple of loads out.
00:48:20
Matt LaRose
this is ah This is the dude she's fighting.
00:48:25
Matt LaRose
He looks like the lead singer in Nickelback in like 2002. Yeah.
00:48:29
Fuck Off
Looks like a member of Hanson transitioning.
00:48:30
Matt LaRose
Look at this photograph. Yeah. ah So that's the first fight of the night. That's a good time.
00:48:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll watch that fight.
00:48:41
Matt LaRose
What have I done here?
00:48:47
Matt LaRose
Please hold. I've made a mistake.
00:48:48
Fuck Off
What's her name, Haley? Hmm.
00:48:50
Matt LaRose
Haley Crowan.
00:48:52
Fuck Off
Krohn.
00:48:53
Matt LaRose
Crowan.
00:48:53
Fuck Off
Krohn. Krohn.
00:48:55
Matt LaRose
Crowan. Crowan's disease.
00:48:58
Fuck Off
Haley Krohn.
00:48:59
Matt LaRose
Haley the Crohn disease. ah Let me see. Marco Trulio and Treja Gore. Don't know that guy. I want to bring this one up.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
I know that guy.
00:49:07
Matt LaRose
You do know that guy?
00:49:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:09
Matt LaRose
Which guy?
00:49:10
Fuck Off
Marco Trulio.
00:49:11
Matt LaRose
Oh, Marco Trulio. He's fighting Trace on Gore.
00:49:14
Fuck Off
Don't know him.
00:49:16
Matt LaRose
The 185ers. Trulio is 13 and one. Gore is six and two.
00:49:21
Fuck Off
I got Trulio.
00:49:22
Matt LaRose
Okay. Up next, local MMA fighter Mitch Raposo taking on Sue Majiduju, some Asian fella.
00:49:33
Fuck Off
From where?
00:49:34
Matt LaRose
Let me see. I'll pull this up right now. He is...
00:49:37
Fuck Off
Because the Asians, they trick you sometimes, but depending on where they're from.
00:49:41
Matt LaRose
He's from China.
00:49:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't gut him.
00:49:45
Matt LaRose
He's known as the Tibetan Eagle.
00:49:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:51
Matt LaRose
He's from... Abu Sichuan, China. He looks like he might be one of these.
00:50:01
Matt LaRose
Got long arms.
00:50:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, it looks like he just came out of the military.
00:50:08
Fuck Off
He's not, I don't got him.
00:50:08
Matt LaRose
agree
00:50:09
Matt LaRose
this This Mitch Raposo fella. He just fought in. Oh, June.
00:50:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got Mitch.
00:50:16
Matt LaRose
Okay. Local guy, Mitch. That's what you're thinking.
00:50:18
Fuck Off
Local guy, Mitch.
00:50:20
Fuck Off
I know a Mitch. i already know one Mitch. I like him.
00:50:20
Matt LaRose
Shout out.
00:50:25
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Mitch. Let me see. And then I know Michael Olin Shook and Saquas Dumas in the headline in the early prelims. Your regular prelims start at eight, and this is where the good fights start.
00:50:38
Fuck Off
Oh, wait. Fuck.
00:50:39
Matt LaRose
This card, Richie, is a banger.
00:50:42
Fuck Off
I'm not watching this. It's it's too late.
00:50:43
Matt LaRose
yeah You're going to eat your words. First up, you have Julian Arosa taking on the greatest chest tattoo in the game, Darren the Damaged Elkins.
00:50:53
Fuck Off
That's a pretty good fight.
00:50:55
Matt LaRose
kicking off the ESPN undercard at eight o'clock. the First fight of the night.
00:50:59
Fuck Off
Wow. That might get fight of the night.
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
That might get fight of the night.
00:51:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, that is a good fight.
00:51:03
Matt LaRose
an awesome fight that opens the night.
00:51:07
Fuck Off
I don't even know who's going to win that fight.
00:51:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I don't, I don't either.
00:51:10
Fuck Off
i'll always root I'll always root for my man the damage, but...
00:51:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I got, I always pick it. He is the best chest tattoo in the game and his, and his face shows damage.
00:51:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:51:20
Matt LaRose
Every time he fights, he gets,
00:51:21
Fuck Off
He's fucking good. He's a great fighter.
00:51:23
Matt LaRose
He is, dude, but he looks like he goes to a butcher shop.
00:51:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got him.
00:51:27
Matt LaRose
He's awesome. Yeah. Shout out to Darren.
00:51:29
Fuck Off
i don't think he's favored, though.
00:51:31
Matt LaRose
Darren Elk is 29 and 11. Julian Arosa 30 and 12.
00:51:35
Fuck Off
Fuck, Julianna Rose is good. He can bank.
00:51:36
Matt LaRose
Actually, hold on. If you want, I'll pull this up on the u actual UFC website, and that'll give me the rankings as well. I usually just use the, ah here we go, UFC 314.
00:51:49
Matt LaRose
Close. This card is so sick. Okay. prelimbs
00:51:57
Matt LaRose
ah The damage is a plus 280. Julian Arosa a minus 355.
00:52:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
00:52:07
Matt LaRose
That's exciting.
00:52:08
Fuck Off
Julian Rose is a fucking tough son of a bitch.
00:52:11
Matt LaRose
They're both coming off of wins as well, so this is exciting.
00:52:15
Fuck Off
Gatekeeper match.
00:52:16
Matt LaRose
Gatekeeper match. Speaking a gatekeeper match, up next... You got Jim fucking Miller taking on Chase Hooper.
00:52:23
Fuck Off
No way.
00:52:27
Fuck Off
Really? Jim Miller's gonna beat the snot out of this kid.
00:52:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's going to, I think he's going to older brother fucking just take this kid out behind the barn and fucking.
00:52:33
Fuck Off
He is.
00:52:36
Fuck Off
Stating him behind the woodshed and he's just fucking putting the lumber to him.
00:52:40
Matt LaRose
Well, this is
00:52:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:52:43
Matt LaRose
He's going to try, this kid's going to try his tricky little jujitsu and Jim Miller's going to be like, who the fuck do you think you're fucking even rolling with right now, you fucking mutt?
00:52:50
Fuck Off
He's going to Mike Thomas Brown him and shit on his head when he's guillotining him.
00:52:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah. While Creedence Clearwater Revival is playing in the background.
00:52:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's an easy one.
00:53:00
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. Up next, what might be the most insane fucking women's fight in a very long time. Yan Zionyan,
00:53:13
Matt LaRose
who lost she fought ah Zhang Wili for the championship a couple fights ago, is fighting Verena Junaroba.
00:53:17
Fuck Off
Right.
00:53:21
Matt LaRose
I can't remember her name, but she's the Brazilian girl with the googly eye.
00:53:25
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. I got her.
00:53:25
Matt LaRose
Look at this fight. Look at this fight, dude.
00:53:28
Fuck Off
That's a great fight.
00:53:29
Matt LaRose
That fight is insane.
00:53:29
Fuck Off
It's almost a pick-em, too. I got my Brazilian girl. I love her.
00:53:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think she's going to win. And I like this Chinese chick, man. She's a buzzsaw.
00:53:39
Fuck Off
Danny's chick is good.
00:53:42
Matt LaRose
The thing is, she's never going to be as good as fucking Hawaii Lee.
00:53:45
Fuck Off
Wei Li. Wei
00:53:46
Matt LaRose
That's what's going to always suck for her.
00:53:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, this would be a good fight right here.
00:53:50
Fuck Off
This might be get the next shot at her.
00:53:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Those are two potential fights of the night in the prelims.
00:53:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's good.
00:53:58
Matt LaRose
Headlining the prelims, number 15 flyaway Dan Ige.
00:54:03
Fuck Off
Always a great fight.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
And always respect on that dude for taking a fight on literally like three hours notice. Takes on Sean Woodson.
00:54:12
Fuck Off
Huh.
00:54:13
Matt LaRose
Which is actually a really interesting fight. Woodson a minus 170. Dan 50K Ige a plus 142.
00:54:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, they never... Sean Woodson is good.
00:54:27
Matt LaRose
He's good, man. that's a It's actually a good fight.
00:54:29
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:31
Matt LaRose
And those two at featherweight still just beat the shit out of each other.
00:54:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's a good fight.
00:54:37
Fuck Off
He might catch him with a choke as well.
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
Who might catch him? Who might catch who?
00:54:43
Fuck Off
Woodson.
00:54:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I can see him catching Ige. I like Ige. He's awesome.
00:54:48
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:50
Matt LaRose
Your main card starts at 10 o'clock at night.
00:54:53
Fuck Off
I'm in bed by then.
00:54:54
Matt LaRose
What's insane to me is that there are better fights than this fight that are on the undercard. And this fight is opening up the main card, but opening up the main card at 10 PM, uh, at light heavyweight, number eight, Nikita Krylov taking on number 11, Dominic Hayes.
00:55:12
Fuck Off
Ugh, terrible division.
00:55:14
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Terrible division might be a good fight.
00:55:16
Fuck Off
I don't have Hayes. He doesn't mentally have it.
00:55:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Nikita Krylov a minus 180. Hayes is a plus 150.
00:55:23
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:24
Matt LaRose
I'm going to take the Russian because I don't bet against Russians.
00:55:27
Fuck Off
Correct.
00:55:28
Matt LaRose
hu
00:55:29
Fuck Off
Duh.
00:55:31
Matt LaRose
And what is going to be unreal is number 13 featherweight Bryce Mitchell taking on Gene Silva.
00:55:39
Fuck Off
Oh, shit. That's this fight?
00:55:42
Matt LaRose
That's this weekend. You'll remember Bryce Mitchell recently, Hitler apologist.
00:55:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:48
Matt LaRose
And these two have been fucking going after each other. So
00:55:51
Fuck Off
Gene Silva is going to murder him.
00:55:54
Matt LaRose
yeah, dude, that's awesome.
00:55:58
Fuck Off
That's a great fight.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So ah I'm going to take Gene Silva in that. That's an unreal. That's going to be awesome. And Dana White said, after Bryce Mitchell was saying all that Hitler shit, he was like, the great thing about this sport is that guy has to go fight someone now.
00:56:14
Matt LaRose
And they gave him an absolute buzzsaw.
00:56:16
Fuck Off
He's fighting a very angry Brazilian.
00:56:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And Bryce Mitchell's saying that he's a demon sent by Satan and he's going to vanquish him.
00:56:26
Fuck Off
Oh, this is great.
00:56:27
Matt LaRose
it's all Dude, the back and forth has been ridiculous. And like it's just so ridiculous. But ah yeah, that's all coming up this week. And then, ah is oh, no, no, no.
00:56:35
Fuck Off
that's the code That's the main event?
00:56:37
Matt LaRose
We still got three more after this.
00:56:39
Fuck Off
Really?
00:56:40
Matt LaRose
ah In the featured bout of the evening, Richie, I don't even think that you know this fight's happening, and I'm very excited to tell you. Number five featherweight Yair Rodriguez takes on former Bellator champion Patricio Pitbull.
00:56:54
Fuck Off
Oh, Pitbull!
00:56:56
Matt LaRose
You have to watch these fights.
00:56:56
Fuck Off
fuck
00:56:59
Matt LaRose
That's your fucking guy.
00:57:01
Fuck Off
Yair Rodriguez is my guy. He's going to put a fucking stamp on this motherfucker and send him home.
00:57:05
Matt LaRose
what an If you people listening, our dear listeners, if you guys don't know who Patricio Pitbull is, this kid is a short-stacked Brazilian that is just a – I mean, Pitbull is the perfect name for him.
00:57:19
Fuck Off
He's Michael Chandler, but Brazilian.
00:57:21
Matt LaRose
he's He's Michael Chandler, but Brazilian.
00:57:24
Fuck Off
I think those guys have fought, right?
00:57:26
Matt LaRose
I'm pretty sure that they have.
00:57:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, i I really love Yair Rodriguez.
00:57:28
Matt LaRose
I'd have to look
00:57:31
Fuck Off
This is a tough fight for him.
00:57:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is a tough fight for Yuri Rodriguez, and it's a tough fight for Patricio. This has always been one of those guys where...
00:57:40
Fuck Off
I'm going Yair because he's been out of the WEC. He was in the WEC so long. I don't know, man. He's a lot older. They kind of did him dirty. He should have been here 10 years ago.
00:57:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Bellator, you mean, not the WEC.
00:57:54
Fuck Off
Bellator, yeah.
00:57:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, the thing is, he's debuting at friggin'... Oh, they don't have his age listed here.
00:58:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, because he's 50.
00:58:06
Matt LaRose
and they' And they don't have odds listed on the fucking UFC website either. Funny how that works. So I have no information for you.
00:58:12
Fuck Off
That's a tough fight.
00:58:13
Matt LaRose
that is That's an insane... Again, could be fight of the night. could be fight
00:58:17
Fuck Off
Oh, easily.
00:58:18
Matt LaRose
Could be fight of the year, honestly.
00:58:19
Fuck Off
Could be knockout of the night. Could be submission of the night the other way.
00:58:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:23
Fuck Off
like it's a great fight.
00:58:25
Matt LaRose
This card is insane. And if the the hits keep coming, Richie. The co-main event of the evening.
00:58:29
Fuck Off
i I'm not going to be awake. It's going to be like 1 a.m. m right now.
00:58:33
Matt LaRose
You're going to have to take a nap. I'm already accepting that I'm going to have to take a nap on Saturday. I'm going to have to.
00:58:39
Fuck Off
I'm going to to take a nap in between. It's still fucking eight hours of fights.
00:58:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're going to we're just gonna have to get that pizza. You're to get a greasy pizza that's going to make you shit so that you have to stay up with a stomach ache and you can watch the fights.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, that'll work.
00:58:54
Matt LaRose
In the co-main event of the evening, number seven lightweight Michael Chandler takes on number 12 ranked Patty the Batty Pimblit.
00:59:03
Fuck Off
Oh, fuck. I forgot about this fight, actually.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. This card is insane, Rich. they
00:59:09
Fuck Off
Chandler's going to knock him out.
00:59:11
Matt LaRose
Whenever they do these fucking Miami cards, dude, they fucking stack it.
00:59:15
Fuck Off
I hate this because Chandler is he's too old. But he's so powerful, and I think Patty's so cocky, he's going to knock him out.
00:59:24
Matt LaRose
I'm going with my man, Patty the baddie. This is a big fight for him.
00:59:28
Fuck Off
not sold on him.
00:59:30
Matt LaRose
Neither am I, and that and you're right. And that's why I think this is this is his opportunity to so to show that he belongs here.
00:59:36
Fuck Off
He needs this and one more.
00:59:38
Matt LaRose
No, yeah, I'm not saying that he gets a title shot with this.
00:59:40
Fuck Off
No, no. But for me to prove like he's no bullshit, like depending on how Chandler comes out, because Chandler hasn't fought, you know, Chandler's story.
00:59:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:59:50
Matt LaRose
His last fight was against Dubronx at UFC 300 or whatever.
00:59:54
Fuck Off
yeah And he was waiting forever to fight Connor. So yeah he hasn't fought very much.
00:59:56
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah
00:59:58
Fuck Off
So does that mean he's healthy? Maybe. Does that mean he's fucking old and he's not going respond the way he normally does? Maybe. So we'll have to wait to see how he comes out.
01:00:11
Fuck Off
But if Patty can stand up to his power, that's one big thing.
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
And the thing is, this is Patty's never, this is a co-main event on a pay-per-view, big, big stack. Like this is really, this is a, yeah, this is a big, this is a big, big test for him to see if this, if this kid's got it, man.
01:00:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're trying to Conor McGregor him if he can do it.
01:00:31
Matt LaRose
Cause he can headline shows every time they go to England, like in do what meatball Molly did until you get knocked out so many times, you don't want to fucking do it anymore. Or if you are, if you are who you say you are,
01:00:44
Matt LaRose
then you got to, this is your fucking opportunity. You're a dad. Now you got twin little girls. You want to fucking, you want to make this fucking, you want to become the fucking man. This makes you an instant fucking star.
01:00:55
Matt LaRose
If you fucking make this win, this is your biggest step of your career right now.
01:00:59
Fuck Off
Life-changing UFC loves him
01:01:00
Matt LaRose
Life changing right here. You want to be Patty, the fatty or a Patty, the baddie and make that fucking money.
01:01:07
Fuck Off
Make that cheddar soon and then go the other way
01:01:10
Matt LaRose
And then blow it all in cocaine and hookers and ruin your entire life and your family.
01:01:14
Fuck Off
The good news is there's a well-traveled path laid before you.
01:01:19
Matt LaRose
All you have to do is make it happen.
01:01:21
Fuck Off
Just do what everyone else does.
01:01:24
Matt LaRose
You just got to get your foot in the door.
01:01:26
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:01:29
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening for the featherweight championship, number one contender Alexander, the great Volkanovsky takes on number three, Diego Lopez for the vacant featherweight championship.
01:01:44
Fuck Off
This is a great fucking fight.
01:01:45
Matt LaRose
It's a great fucking fight, dude. These cards, this fight is fucking insane. This card is nasty.
01:01:53
Fuck Off
Here's the thing. I love this kid with the mullet.
01:02:01
Matt LaRose
Diego Lopez.
01:02:02
Fuck Off
He's amazing.
01:02:03
Matt LaRose
He's like a tortilla.
01:02:03
Fuck Off
he he He's just like Brandon fucking Moreno and the other brand Brandon
01:02:07
Matt LaRose
Moreno.
01:02:11
Fuck Off
rojas
01:02:12
Matt LaRose
Straight out of Mexico.
01:02:14
Fuck Off
Great fighters.
01:02:15
Matt LaRose
Born and bred to fucking do it.
01:02:17
Fuck Off
I just don't think right now, I think Volkanovski is still too good right now for him to win this title.
01:02:29
Matt LaRose
Really? Really?
01:02:30
Fuck Off
I really do.
01:02:31
Matt LaRose
Cause I love Volk. He's the fucking man, but I feel like, yeah.
01:02:32
Fuck Off
Yeah. And I don't even pick Volk all that much.
01:02:36
Matt LaRose
And I just feel like, I feel like it's been, it's been,
01:02:39
Fuck Off
To me, it's going to be his five-round fights. Volkanovski's going to use the probably all five rounds. He's going to try to grind them out. His cardio is great, but...
01:02:53
Matt LaRose
but this kid's never done five round championship fight cardio and Volkanovsky has done this.
01:02:56
Fuck Off
No, he's never been in the main event. It's a title. I just feel like if he if he loses this fight, he comes back, he knocks out a couple of guys, and then he gets it again, and then he's ready. I don't know if he's just quite ready.
01:03:12
Matt LaRose
Volkanovski
01:03:12
Fuck Off
But that's why they do it. Just set him up, they knock him down.
01:03:17
Matt LaRose
got a lot of mileage on that fucking car.
01:03:19
Fuck Off
I agree. I never pick him.
01:03:21
Matt LaRose
He got a fast car.
01:03:23
Fuck Off
And I want fucking... Mullet to win.
01:03:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I love Volk. So, I mean, i I thought that I was, I'm afraid Volk's going to lose this fight. I think that this kid's just got all the You know, he's got it all right now. And now is his chance to break through. And my man Volk's had a ah tough go, my man.
01:03:47
Matt LaRose
Although, you know, you get fight fucking Islam Makachev on three weeks notice and get kicked in the fucking head. What do you think going to happen? You know?
01:03:54
Fuck Off
He moved up for that.
01:03:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:56
Fuck Off
So I just.
01:03:58
Matt LaRose
Went 15 rounds with Max Holloway. Beat him every one or beat everyone every fight.
01:04:05
Matt LaRose
Five rounds with Brian T. City Ortega had him in the deepest guillotine. His head was fucking purple. He said, nah, homie.
01:04:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I did think voke i think he's he's old and I think he doesn't.
01:04:14
Matt LaRose
Nope, today.
01:04:19
Fuck Off
i don't even think he'll be able to defend it once. But I think he he gets it
01:04:28
Matt LaRose
Cool. I dig that.
01:04:32
Fuck Off
who What happened to the belt?
01:04:34
Matt LaRose
Ilya Teporia was the champion.
01:04:36
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:36
Matt LaRose
He knocked out Max Holloway in his last fight.
01:04:39
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:40
Matt LaRose
He knocked out Volk in their like the fight before that.
01:04:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:43
Matt LaRose
And then he has now vacated his title to move up to 155. And he he says, have been guaranteed the next championship match at 155.
01:04:48
Fuck Off
Oh, he did.
01:04:56
Matt LaRose
And Charles Dubronk says, i just did that against Michael Chandler and they gave me the next title shot and Islam Makachev is like, um, I want to see who wins at one 70 between Bilal Muhammad and Jack Della Maddalena because of Jack Della Maddalena Maddalena beats Bilal, then I'm going to vacate one 55 and go fight at one 70.
01:05:22
Fuck Off
Good, then DeBronx can fight Tapor for the title.
01:05:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So that's basically where it'll all work is we just have to have patience.
01:05:27
Fuck Off
It'll all work itself out. It's all about patience.
01:05:32
Matt LaRose
all about patience. I got some quick hits for you. Ooh, they're so hit quick. Hot takes.
01:05:36
Fuck Off
They are.
01:05:37
Matt LaRose
Hot takes. Oh, they're so hot. ah Dana White has personally invited NCAA wrestling champion Wyatt Hendrickson to UFC 314 this weekend, which is good for that kid.
01:05:49
Fuck Off
Nice. Yeah, that's the highlight of his life He's like Dan Severin
01:05:53
Matt LaRose
He should get into the UFC.
01:05:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he really is like Dan Severin. And I don't haven't heard anything yet, but also Gable Stevenson was supposed to meet with Dana White this week or so at some point about maybe doing something together.
01:06:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, that guy's gonna do something Whether it's a WWE or something
01:06:16
Matt LaRose
I can see Dana White, quote-unquote, investing in these athletes and bringing them up through some smaller ranked or maybe some maybe – don't know if they can do a bunch of fights on the Contender Series, but maybe get them on some other cards where they kind of financially support them through, say, five fights or so and see how they fare and then maybe bring them in or something like that. I can see them doing – You know, the same way that they invest in like the NCAA athletes and stuff.
01:06:43
Fuck Off
Performance.
01:06:46
Matt LaRose
Like Frank Mir, Frank Mir's daughter, who's a collegiate wrestler right now, is sponsored by the UFC.
01:06:52
Fuck Off
Oh yeah.
01:06:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she is like, because they, because what did they, what's that shit called that they opened up this year that was the, like where now the NCAA players can get sponsorships and make money and shit.
01:06:54
Fuck Off
That's great.
01:07:03
Fuck Off
Oh, the NIL.
01:07:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the NIL. So she's wrestling collegially and sponsored through the UFC through the NIL.
01:07:10
Fuck Off
That's awesome.
01:07:11
Matt LaRose
So when she basically like, I don't think that she's fought and m MMA, maybe amateur whatever, but she's done like, I mean, she's a collegiate wrestler. She's done ton of grappling comps and competitions and shit.
01:07:24
Matt LaRose
And they're basically sponsoring her through college so that when she's done with her collegiate career, I don't know if she'll wrestle in the Olympics or not, but when she's done with her collegiate career, she can start fighting for the UFC.
01:07:37
Fuck Off
Sweet.
01:07:38
Matt LaRose
And they just, you know, they don't have to invest in training her because she's getting training right now in wrestling. You know what I mean? Like, just wrestle your ass off. And then you get...
01:07:48
Fuck Off
Frank Mir, arguably one of the two greatest submission finishers in UFC heavyweight history.
01:07:55
Matt LaRose
I would have to say the...
01:07:58
Fuck Off
It's between him and Fabrizio. Fabrizio has nothing to sleep on. Verdum is a legit...
01:08:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:08:08
Fuck Off
high level motherfucking black belt.
01:08:12
Matt LaRose
Thank you.
01:08:12
Fuck Off
So, I mean, it's, it's a tough, I could see an argument for both, but love them.
01:08:17
Matt LaRose
I think that ah Frank Mir has a better resume and also with more devastating consequences in his applying his submissions shown on,
01:08:23
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. Frank Mir is a different
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01:08:30
Fuck Off
guy. He's American.
01:08:30
Matt LaRose
on several occasions on Tim Sylvia's arm, Minotauro, arguably the third greatest submission would be the second.
01:08:39
Matt LaRose
If it wasn't for Frank Mir breaking his fucking arm.
01:08:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, I agree.
01:08:42
Matt LaRose
That's what I think. That's what I think makes Frank Mir. Number one.
01:08:45
Fuck Off
I agree.
01:08:48
Matt LaRose
Well, Rich, I'm glad that you brought up heavyweights because i got great news for you. The Smashing Machine, his official release date of October 3rd, 2025, starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson as the titular Smashing Machine Mark Kerr, starring Ryan Bader as Mark the Hammer Coleman, starring Boss Rootin as himself, Boss Rootin,
01:09:12
Fuck Off
That's a good roll for him.
01:09:13
Matt LaRose
Starring Emily Blunt as Mark Kerr's super hot, probably psychotic wife, if you've ever seen the documentary, The Smashing Machine, which this is based off of.
01:09:15
Fuck Off
Oh.
01:09:20
Fuck Off
Great. Oh, so good.
01:09:24
Matt LaRose
i I heard and read a couple of things today that they were saying that this is the this is the Rock's attempt
01:09:33
Fuck Off
For the Academy Award.
01:09:34
Matt LaRose
for an Academy Award. Because this is a... draft if you First off, if you've never seen the fucking Smashing Machine documentary, it's available on Amazon. i have it on DVD. It's fucking unbelievable.
01:09:46
Matt LaRose
And they're taking this as a very... It's a dramatic role for The Rock, which is different than what he typically does. And I'm hearing that this is his Oscar attempt.
01:09:55
Fuck Off
ah hurt i heard he sucked.
01:09:58
Matt LaRose
Where did you hear that? The movie's not even out.
01:09:59
Fuck Off
I read some article. they he said he just I'm just saying. I heard or read an article. It was like, oh, the vibe's just not there. It's this, it's that. But that could be hate.
01:10:07
Matt LaRose
Well, i listen I listened to Boss Rootin on Matt Serra's podcast today, and they talked about it quite a bit, and Boss Rootin said he was unbelievable as Mark Kerr. and bo And Boss Rootin was there for all of it.
01:10:17
Fuck Off
Well, that's good to hear.
01:10:21
Fuck Off
Good.
01:10:22
Matt LaRose
So either way, me and Richie are going to go see that when it comes out for sure.
01:10:27
Fuck Off
I will definitely see that.
01:10:28
Matt LaRose
We're going to go see it and then immediately record a movie review podcast talking about the Smashing Machine.
01:10:34
Fuck Off
and And pump roids in our asses while we do crack.
01:10:38
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
01:10:41
Matt LaRose
Richie, I'm going to take you back 20 years ago. 20
01:10:46
Fuck Off
Is this a soul train?
01:10:48
Matt LaRose
years ago this day. there There's no, today is April 9th.
01:10:51
Fuck Off
What's today?
01:10:56
Fuck Off
The moon landing.
01:10:58
Matt LaRose
there's no There's no smartphones. There's no Instagram.
01:11:03
Fuck Off
Really? Oh, thank goodness.
01:11:04
Matt LaRose
There's no Facebook.
01:11:07
Matt LaRose
Maybe there's MySpace probably.
01:11:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, there was definitely MySpace in 2005.
01:11:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You have a flip phone for sure.
01:11:14
Fuck Off
I don't even know if it was a flip phone. It was a flip bottom part of the phone.
01:11:17
Matt LaRose
Maybe. Yeah. Maybe I had like a slider that slid the keyboard.
01:11:20
Fuck Off
was like a box one.
01:11:23
Matt LaRose
There was no fucking camera in your face every fucking 15 seconds. There was none of that, but there was a fight happening.
01:11:29
Fuck Off
No.
01:11:32
Matt LaRose
Two warriors stand across from each other. in a little tiny casino in Las Vegas called the Red Rock, I think it was. Forrest Griffin and Stefan Bonner stand across from each other, ready to go to battle in what would become a fight of legendary history and the ultimate fighter finale and what would really catapult this sport into what it is today.
01:11:59
Matt LaRose
If not for that fight, it could have all been over after that.
01:12:03
Fuck Off
No, there's actual scientific fucking proof that it was that fight.
01:12:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:12:07
Fuck Off
People were calling people and their friends and saying, you have to turn on this fucking state. And it was easy then because no one streamed shit.
01:12:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:12:15
Fuck Off
It was on the TV and everyone knew they were turning into whatever it was, TNT or...
01:12:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It was a Spike TV. That's how long ago it was.
01:12:21
Fuck Off
Oh, right, right, Spike. Everyone called, and then the viewership of Spike during that whole ah fight just kept going up every round, every round.
01:12:29
Matt LaRose
Which is a 15 minute fight. Yeah.
01:12:31
Fuck Off
yeah It was so great.
01:12:34
Matt LaRose
And that's.
01:12:34
Fuck Off
That's still worth watching, that fight.
01:12:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:12:36
Fuck Off
Even looking at it now, just the guts those two fucking guys had.
01:12:39
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:12:41
Fuck Off
I'm sure that Dana still, I mean, Forrest still gets paid all the time. I haven't seen what Bonner does, but I'm sure they're all taken care of.
01:12:46
Matt LaRose
ah Well, Stefan Bonner died like four years ago.
01:12:51
Fuck Off
Did he really?
01:12:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:12:52
Fuck Off
From what?
01:12:53
Matt LaRose
He had a little issue with some substances and it happens to these guys, but it's Forrest Griffin.
01:12:56
Fuck Off
Oh, it happens.
01:13:00
Matt LaRose
Still, he works for the UFC at the UFC performance Institute.
01:13:00
Fuck Off
He's a nightmare.
01:13:04
Fuck Off
Good for him.
01:13:05
Matt LaRose
He is always Dana White said he that I mean, ah it's unfortunate what happened to Bonner, but Dana White said those guys will always have a job working for the UFC.
01:13:14
Fuck Off
That's awesome. I love that about White.
01:13:15
Matt LaRose
And the.
01:13:16
Fuck Off
He's so fucking loyal.
01:13:17
Matt LaRose
There were other guys like Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell that were getting paid by the UFC that weren't really doing anything. And then when they got bought out, those jobs got cut. But Forrest Griffin always kept his job because he was at he actually like.
01:13:27
Fuck Off
No.
01:13:30
Fuck Off
He's actually working, not just drinking.
01:13:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he does. Yeah. Doing coke and shit. You know, he actually like, I guess like he does like a bunch of the scheduling and stuff at the performance Institute. He's like a liaison to all the people.
01:13:42
Fuck Off
Is it a secretary?
01:13:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's like basically kind of like is the manager of the PI.
01:13:47
Fuck Off
I'll do that.
01:13:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's probably an awesome fucking gig. Richie, that fight was 20 years ago.
01:13:53
Fuck Off
It's amazing.
01:13:54
Matt LaRose
i was 20 years old.
01:13:56
Fuck Off
i was I don't even know how old I was.
01:13:59
Matt LaRose
That's crazy. You were 45 years old
01:14:01
Fuck Off
I may have been 50.
01:14:06
Matt LaRose
So
01:14:08
Fuck Off
Wow.
01:14:09
Matt LaRose
that's it. Those are your hot takes. Ooh, they're so hot.
01:14:12
Fuck Off
Those are fucking fantastic.
01:14:14
Matt LaRose
I got one more thing for you before I let you go.
01:14:15
Fuck Off
What is it?
01:14:16
Matt LaRose
It's very important that I mention this on this day, the day that this comes out this week. This is on a Wednesday. This, Stefan
01:14:24
Fuck Off
Griffin. Stephen died four years ago.
01:14:26
Matt LaRose
died four years ago. This coming Friday, 11th,
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Matt LaRose
To all my listeners out there, I don't ask you guys for much.
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Oh.
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Matt LaRose
And I know that what I'm about to ask you for, I'm asking a lot. Because I myself am not a very big reality TV guy, per se
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ah
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Matt LaRose
I actually can't fucking stand reality TV. However, I'm pleading with you, my dear listeners, my friends, my compatriots, my oldest son, Shane, the DJ, the dragon,
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Matt LaRose
is ah is on a reality TV show that's releasing this Friday on Hulu called Got to Get Out.
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Hulu, gotta get out. My man, Shane.
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Matt LaRose
If you want to go see my man Shane and watch him ah do a do a reality TV, watch it with your boyfriend, watch it with your girlfriend, watch it with your nine non-binary friend.
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Matt LaRose
I don't care what the fuck you do, but you should watch it.
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That kid is doing nothing but fucking living the dream..........
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Matt LaRose
He's killing it. I'm pretty sure he's in Vegas right now.
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Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck yeah. Come on.
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Matt LaRose
The holy triumphant.
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Come on, Getty!
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Matt LaRose
Give it to me.
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Fuck yeah.
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Matt LaRose
that's all
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Matt LaRose
What did we say that was last week? That's acapella. The key that he sings in.
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The Getty Lee.
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Matt LaRose
Baritone.
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Matt LaRose
yeah
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The Getty Lee key.
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Matt LaRose
InfiniteMistPod at gmail.com. We love you people. Peace out.
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Peace!
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Matt LaRose
Give it to me, Savvy. Come on.
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Matt LaRose
I'm just letting it I can't help
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Fucking tariff on that motherfucker.