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Infinite Abyss Episode 53: Not Dead Yet
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The boys are back this week talking Oilers v Panthers, Martin will be boots on the ground for UFC 316, Richie has waged war in a land dispute, is it ok to dump a gallon of milk in someones Jeep? and so much more!
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Transcript
Podcast Availability and Music Anecdotes
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
and intro
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Rich is a cunt
Thank
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Rich is a cunt
you.
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Fuck Off
I'm just
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Fuck Off
a magazine.
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Fuck Off
from just the magazine Oh shit.
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Matt LaRose
this is why This is why we'll never be on anything other than Zencaster and Apple Podcasts.
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Fuck Off
Why? Was that long?
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Matt LaRose
That was over a minute.
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Fuck Off
No.
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Matt LaRose
We're going to have to pay royalties for all the money that we make off of this podcast.
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Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
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Fuck Off
Thank god Eddie's dead. We're not getting sued from that motherfucker.
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Matt LaRose
What's that song? Three out of four ain't bad.
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Fuck Off
Yeah. That's the loaf.
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Matt LaRose
Didn't, uh, didn't like dead Kennedy's have a song like that, but it was about the Beatles talking about how one of them or something like that. Or was it, maybe it wasn't dead Kennedy's.
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Fuck Off
No, that was the Beatles. When you play it backwards, it says Paul is dead.
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Matt LaRose
No, that's not it.
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Rich is a cunt
Jello Biafra is a weird motherfucker.
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Matt LaRose
That guy really is a weird dude.
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Rich is a cunt
Richie loves it because he's from San Francisco and a fucking queer.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
spent time there.
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Matt LaRose
Are you a big are you a big dead Kennedy's guy, Richie?
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Fuck Off
No, I hate those fuckers.
00:02:04
Matt LaRose
You're not a holiday in Cambodia guy?
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Fuck Off
Nah, I was never a big Dead Kennedys fan, and never really a big Suicidal Tendencies fan either.
00:02:14
Rich is a cunt
How fucking dare you?
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Matt LaRose
That's pretty surprising.
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Fuck Off
Hmm.
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Rich is a cunt
How dare you?
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
And the thing is, the correlation, they're not even like close.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:02:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because yeah, but sonically, they're totally different.
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Fuck Off
Nah, they were all around the same time, though.
00:02:25
Rich is a cunt
no not really.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, kind of. Yeah, they're different, but I don't like either of them.
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Rich is a cunt
Oh my gosh, your title's fucking great.
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Matt LaRose
Do you like how use the term sonically?
Music Analysis and Psychological Insights
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Matt LaRose
My brother turned me on to this opera singer chick who who breaks down like like music singing.
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Fuck Off
What's great?
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Fuck Off
Yeah, she's the best.
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Matt LaRose
She's fucking unbelievable.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
So now I'm i'm ah using words like sonically and stuff because I too am educated. I'm now educated by an opera singer.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I like her. I watch her a lot. I saw her do like um Lane Staley.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what I was. Yeah, that's what i I had fallen down, down in a hole.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
no pun intended.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
I fell down in Alice in Chains hole.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
And my brother said, oh, you should check out this video. And it was this chick breaking down the song Wood, which is like my favorite Alice in Chains song.
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Fuck Off
yeah
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Fuck Off
And that's what we talked about last week.
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Matt LaRose
And then.
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Fuck Off
That's what led me into that psychologist that was reviewing all of like Chris Cornell's music and Lane Staley's music.
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Matt LaRose
Right, right.
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Fuck Off
She's like, oh yeah, these guys are fucked up.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
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Fuck Off
I know. Really? Is that your professional opinion?
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Because I could have told you that.
00:03:28
Matt LaRose
If you watch the chick that ah the one that I watched was the girl when they play nutshell live on the unplugged album when like literally they like just pump this dude full of heroin and sit him on a stage so he can sing for an hour and a half and the and they open with nutshell it's like this dude's literally singing his death right now.
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Rich is a cunt
Oh, my God.
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Fuck Off
Did you see?
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Fuck Off
Yeah. ah She did one, I think she did one for Cornell too with um like a stone or something.
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Rich is a cunt
So good, though.
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Matt LaRose
Unbelievable.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Or I am the highway maybe.
00:03:56
Rich is a cunt
So, okay, Richie, I'm going to ask you a question.
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Fuck Off
And the way that, yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
I'm sorry for cutting you off. That's what I do.
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Fuck Off
And the way that the way that she said the pain was just oozing through his veins and his vocal cords was astonishingly touching.
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Rich is a cunt
Lane Staley or Chris Cornell?
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Fuck Off
Lane Staley.
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Rich is a cunt
but Okay, all right. I was just making sure you weren't.
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Fuck Off
What do you think I'm a queer like you in that military haircut Jarhead?
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Rich is a cunt
ah Dude, I'm balding faster than you
Humor and Social Media Controversies
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Rich is a cunt
are. I need to fucking figure this out.
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Fuck Off
No, that's a problem if you're bald and trusted me.
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Matt LaRose
Jarhead. Got the old high and tight.
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Rich is a cunt
get Look at this. i
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Matt LaRose
Wow. Actually, man, you look kind of like Forrest Gump, dude.
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Fuck Off
You look like Jake Gyllenhaal before he takes a
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Matt LaRose
if you get the
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, dude, I got the weirdest piece.
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Matt LaRose
If you get that a little longer on top, it'd be awesome.
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Rich is a cunt
I can't do it. I'm balding fucking so fast.
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Matt LaRose
You have time now, Martin.
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Fuck Off
You look like you're in the guard. You just got off of guard duty.
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Matt LaRose
Please cultivate your hair starting now so that on Halloween you can clean shave and go as Forrest Gump. It would be fucking awesome.
00:04:49
Rich is a cunt
All I need to do is change my shirt.
00:04:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you literally just he literally just seat like you just need to put like a checker shirt on.
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Fuck Off
ah he You just need a little wax. need a little wax.
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Matt LaRose
And
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
but
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Matt LaRose
just walk around and go, my name's Forrest Gump.
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Fuck Off
My name's Martin.
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Rich is a cunt
I think that's cultural procreation appropriation.
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Fuck Off
Martin's come.
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Rich is a cunt
You can't pretend to be retarded.
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Fuck Off
Speaking of retards, ah a nuke was just dropped by our boy Elon, huh?
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Matt LaRose
I don't know if this is real not, or if this is ah someone someone hacked my Twitter or some shit.
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Rich is a cunt
It's real.
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Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
No.
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Fuck Off
i think I think Elon's account got hacked.
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Rich is a cunt
No, it absolutely didn't. Trump's mad at him for him not supporting the Big Bad Bill or whatever the hell it is Big Bang Bill or Great...
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Fuck Off
Yeah, they're fighting. Yeah. A big, beautiful bill.
00:05:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I've completely checked out of everything, so I don't know what all the latest drama and shit is. So they're not pals anymore, and now all of a sudden he's diamond on his boy?
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Rich is a cunt
the No.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
And the only thing I can say to this is...
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Fuck Off
Probably the drift.
00:05:42
Rich is a cunt
Trump is probably a ruthless liar. i mean, listen, you know, you got to be a little bit of a cunt to be that successful. But Elon is way too artistic to be a liar.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:05:54
Rich is a cunt
but So like,
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Matt LaRose
That is true.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, but everyone knew trump Trump was in the files. We already knew that.
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Rich is a cunt
yes, but to the depths.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, who knows?
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Fuck Off
Who knows?
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Matt LaRose
Hmm.
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Fuck Off
They're all in it.
00:06:06
Rich is a cunt
and and and And I'm going to say this and people are probably going be like, oh my God. But like if you're there like getting massaged by an 18 year old, do you know the difference between the 18 year old and the 16 year old? Young is young.
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Fuck Off
i do.
00:06:19
Rich is a cunt
but Can I see your ID before you jerk me off?
00:06:23
Matt LaRose
i mean
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Fuck Off
By the way, no one is still talking about international waters.
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Rich is a cunt
yeah
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Fuck Off
I don't think the age limit is 18. I think it's like 14.
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Rich is a cunt
When in Rome, brother.
00:06:33
Matt LaRose
is there Is there a maritime law? we need a america
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Rich is a cunt
hey where's Mark?
00:06:39
Matt LaRose
I need a maritime specialist that teaches about international waters.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, we've got Aqualad.
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Matt LaRose
Aqualad, tell us about international waters and what the rules are for finger-blasting teenagers. Okay.
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Fuck Off
Yeah. how
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Rich is a cunt
I don't know.
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Fuck Off
How old do you have to be for me to be able to legally finger blast you on international waters?
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Rich is a cunt
It gets really dicey out there.
00:06:58
Matt LaRose
Right.
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Fuck Off
It's like 15 and a half or 16. Yeah.
00:07:02
Rich is a cunt
That's kind of yucky. It still smells at that age.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:07:06
Rich is a cunt
It smells like piss.
00:07:09
Fuck Off
Yeah. like Like wet diaper.
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Because they still they still wear those like cotton panties and they've got the, um the cotton now that they just wiped their vag with and it gets all these
00:07:12
Rich is a cunt
Ugh.
Celebrity and Movie Discussions
00:07:20
Fuck Off
cotton balls in it when you try to go down on them.
00:07:22
Fuck Off
It's gross.
00:07:23
Matt LaRose
I just died inside a little bit.
00:07:25
Fuck Off
Gets locked up, wraps around all your anal hair.
00:07:25
Rich is a cunt
I even words.
00:07:28
Matt LaRose
Can I just ask a question?
00:07:32
Matt LaRose
ah If you're, can you just play by the rules though?
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Fuck Off
I can.
00:07:36
Matt LaRose
Like if there's just a number and they say like, you can't go below 18. Can you just, can you just say, okay, fine. Like if you're that much, if you're that much of a psycho, can you be like, I want on there on when they're 18 years old and one minute, I want them served on a platter.
00:07:43
Fuck Off
That's not how it works though. In like...
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Matt LaRose
Like,
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Fuck Off
In Africa, it's as soon as they hit puberty.
00:07:55
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. The thing is, and not all 18 year olds are the same.
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Fuck Off
As an example.
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Rich is a cunt
There's some 18 year olds that look 12, which is super fucked up. And then there's 18s that look 34. Like everybody develops different and
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:08:07
Matt LaRose
Right, but so either way, whatever you're...
00:08:09
Rich is a cunt
18, if you're like a fully grown ass adult, 18 is fucking suspect as fuck. And that's me saying that, and I'm a piece of shit.
00:08:15
Matt LaRose
Well, the truth comes out on this podcast.
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Fuck Off
I mean, even, let's be honest, Belichick's pushing the the limits at 24.
00:08:22
Matt LaRose
I mean, yeah.
00:08:24
Rich is a cunt
Gangsta, gangster.
00:08:24
Fuck Off
a your age Mick Jagger just got engaged again. He's like 89. He just engaged someone who's like 45.
00:08:32
Matt LaRose
I was listening, i yesterday was listening to ah an insane, this is an insane grouping that I never thought I'd listen to a podcast of, but it was Tony Hinchcliffe on Bill Maher's podcast.
00:08:44
Fuck Off
Both of those guys suck.
00:08:46
Matt LaRose
And ah Bill Maher was, they were talking about Bill Belichick and he was saying, I mean, I don't judge Bill Belichick because i am him. I'm that guy. Yeah.
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Fuck Off
imar Yeah, he's got young bitches.
00:08:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He said he never gets married. He just, he's like Matthew McConaughey, man.
00:09:01
Rich is a cunt
like
00:09:02
Matt LaRose
He keeps getting older and they stay the same age.
00:09:05
Fuck Off
Except Matthew McConaughey's married. The guy who's got it locked and dialed in is Leonardo.
00:09:13
Matt LaRose
I think that dude just, yeah.
00:09:13
Fuck Off
That guy just trades him out. When they hit 23, he's out. oh
00:09:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He just blows Coke and and literally like has a lease on 20 year old, 18 23.
00:09:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's he's he's rapidly rising up the list of greatest actor legend of all time behind Tom Cruise from it.
00:09:26
Rich is a cunt
but
00:09:31
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. I rewatched um The Gentleman. God damn.
00:09:35
Matt LaRose
great movie unreal
00:09:35
Rich is a cunt
Dynamite.
00:09:35
Fuck Off
The movie or the show?
00:09:38
Rich is a cunt
I rewatched the movie with McConaughey. The show's great, too.
00:09:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know.
00:09:43
Rich is a cunt
Love it. The new one should be coming out soon, right?
00:09:45
Matt LaRose
yeah I think September maybe yeah that's the with Tom Hardy right
00:09:45
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:09:47
Rich is a cunt
It needs come out now.
00:09:48
Fuck Off
Well, he just did Mobland, which just finished, and they're going to be working on that too. And Mobland's pretty good.
00:09:54
Rich is a cunt
yeah The thing is, it's not even pretty good.
00:09:55
Fuck Off
That's Tom Hardy and Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren, who plays just an absolute fucking psychopath.
00:09:56
Rich is a cunt
It's fucking awesome.
00:10:02
Fuck Off
She reminds me of um Darla from um Ozark.
00:10:08
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, she's got that vibe for sure. But she's also 1883.
00:10:10
Fuck Off
Except she's crazier.
00:10:12
Rich is a cunt
unbelievable.
00:10:13
Fuck Off
ah She's a great actress.
00:10:15
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, she's awesome.
00:10:16
Fuck Off
She was in red.
00:10:16
Rich is a cunt
Mobland. I started Mobland last week. I watched it in three nights. It's awesome.
00:10:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, we watched it very, we were watching like three episodes a night. It's a great show. um respect
00:10:28
Rich is a cunt
The chainsaw? Come on. Fuck out of here.
00:10:30
Fuck Off
Speaking of Helen Mirren, I don't know how old she is, but I would go down on her for approximately three hours. It'd be like eating, it'd be getting my like prunes in.
00:10:41
Fuck Off
I'd be just eating that and being able to just shit simultaneously.
00:10:44
Rich is a cunt
Fuckin'. Insure comes out of that cunt.
00:10:48
Fuck Off
Maybe fiber comes out.
00:10:51
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie.
00:10:53
Fuck Off
I doubt it.
00:10:54
Matt LaRose
I did. I watched a movie called pig starring Nicholas cage.
00:10:57
Fuck Off
Oh, first of all, it's one of the greatest movies ever by, again, one of the greatest actors of our lifetime.
00:11:05
Matt LaRose
Right. Well, see, I watched it because I agree with you that Nicolas Cage is the greatest actor of all time.
00:11:06
Rich is a cunt
Nicholas.
00:11:11
Rich is a cunt
No, blah.
00:11:11
Matt LaRose
But about halfway through, i was like, I don't even know what's happening and I don't care.
00:11:16
Fuck Off
if That movie is awesome.
00:11:16
Matt LaRose
was stupid. The guy gets his pig stolen and then he's a chef and then he has to cook a really good meal for some guy that's a cunt so he can get his pig back, but they're not going to give him his pig back.
00:11:28
Matt LaRose
So he makes a great meal and then I don't know what happened because it was on, but I was just doom scrolling on Instagram.
00:11:34
Fuck Off
Kills people.
00:11:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he kills some people maybe.
00:11:37
Fuck Off
I just watched Nicolas Cage in The Weatherman.
00:11:42
Matt LaRose
Now that i hockey's not on every night, I'm going to start knocking out some of this shit.
00:11:48
Matt LaRose
I got back though.
00:11:48
Rich is a cunt
You should watch Mobland tonight.
00:11:51
Matt LaRose
I'm going to watch. I'm going to see because Rich said that was on Amazon. So I haven't i haven't been on my Amazon, but I'm going to watch that. I'm going to watch the Earnhardt documentary that I have the biggest fucking rod for and I'm so excited to watch.
00:12:05
Fuck Off
Fuck that guy.
00:12:05
Matt LaRose
And then I'm going to watch Banshee.
00:12:08
Fuck Off
Oh, I'm okay with that.
00:12:09
Rich is a cunt
i agree wait Wait, did you not see Banshee before?
00:12:11
Fuck Off
No, he's never seen it because he's an idiot.
00:12:11
Matt LaRose
I've never seen, well, you and to Tom, Tom Hafers told me I should watch Banshee.
00:12:13
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
So it's been on my radar.
00:12:17
Rich is a cunt
I just watched it again like two months ago. It's awesome.
00:12:18
Matt LaRose
Nice. Well,
Politics, Social Issues, and Pet Stories
00:12:20
Matt LaRose
that's when it first, that's when it first got brought up. So, but finally someone reputable like Tom Hafers gave me a reputable same thing to watch. So,
00:12:27
Fuck Off
It's good. You should follow all your life lessons through him.
00:12:35
Matt LaRose
Richie, have you been watching hockey?
00:12:36
Rich is a cunt
no
00:12:37
Matt LaRose
It was game one last night.
00:12:38
Fuck Off
I listen, I am so sports out. It's unbelievable.
00:12:44
Matt LaRose
I feel you.
00:12:45
Fuck Off
What have I been watching? I've watched some of the NBA stuff, which I hate, but basically I've watched the hockey.
00:12:48
Rich is a cunt
Shut up. Sorry, not you.
00:12:55
Fuck Off
I watched every time I texted, there was a goal. So I stopped texting because there was too much happening.
00:13:00
Matt LaRose
There are so many goals.
00:13:02
Fuck Off
And then I am dialed and locked in. You want to know anything about girls' college softball in the World Series?
00:13:09
Matt LaRose
and
00:13:09
Fuck Off
I can answer any question you have because that's all that's been running along with the WNBA in this house for the last week.
00:13:18
Fuck Off
WNBA and the college girls' softball. I've been watching this picture.
00:13:22
Matt LaRose
Papa Sav is all about the female softball and basketball. He's locked in.
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Fuck Off
College.
00:13:27
Rich is a cunt
female Female, oh, college.
00:13:27
Fuck Off
College girls.
00:13:29
Rich is a cunt
Well, female MBA or whatever the hell it is, I can't support it. These fucking, it's like a race war right now.
00:13:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's why I do support it.
00:13:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they hate white people.
00:13:37
Rich is a cunt
They literally hate white people.
00:13:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, who doesn't?
00:13:39
Rich is a cunt
And then they want more money, but they don't know how to earn revenue. So they don't understand basic economics.
00:13:45
Matt LaRose
Step one stop hating white people.
00:13:48
Fuck Off
You know, in 30 years or less, white people in Britain are the minorities.
00:13:57
Rich is a cunt
I've never spent any time there and I don't plan on it. So.
00:14:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:00
Fuck Off
But when you do, you may as well just go to the Middle East, India, or Africa.
00:14:05
Rich is a cunt
Sounds great. I'd go to all those places.
00:14:08
Matt LaRose
Probably before I went to London.
00:14:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. Are you from London Town?
00:14:15
Fuck Off
Did we do intros?
00:14:17
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. Not dead yet.
00:14:23
Fuck Off
No.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
We missed a week. I've actually been very excited. We'll get to it. But ah I'm your host, Matty LaRosa.
00:14:27
Fuck Off
Really?
00:14:29
Matt LaRose
Cross from me, as always. Except for when you can't make it. The inevitable Rich Stavistano.
00:14:36
Fuck Off
Which is very rare, quite honestly.
00:14:38
Matt LaRose
To my left, as always, the Mongoose Matt Martin.
00:14:41
Fuck Off
I'm like herpes. I just keep coming back.
00:14:43
Rich is a cunt
I think I'm probably more like herpes because then I disappear and I'm like, that's a bitch.
00:14:46
Matt LaRose
the
00:14:48
Rich is a cunt
I'm back.
00:14:49
Fuck Off
That's true.
00:14:49
Matt LaRose
Surprise. What do they say in South Park? Surprise, cock fag.
00:14:55
Fuck Off
That guy just died too.
00:14:57
Matt LaRose
Who?
00:14:58
Fuck Off
ah Oh, no, not South Park. Family Guy. The guy who voiced Family Guy got shot in the...
00:15:03
Rich is a cunt
no no, it's not family guy. It was American, not American dad. The other one, Bobby, Bobby, that guy, King the Hill guy.
00:15:11
Matt LaRose
King of the Hill?
00:15:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, King of the Hill.
00:15:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, King of the Hill's coming back.
00:15:14
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:15:16
Fuck Off
Not with this guy.
00:15:16
Rich is a cunt
Not anymore.
00:15:17
Matt LaRose
ah who died Who died? Because that's Mike Judge, the dude that did Beavis and Butthead.
00:15:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's alive. it's It's the guy who voiced one of their...
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:15:23
Fuck Off
I don't watch any of that shit, so it's the guy who voiced one of their shows. He got shot up in that San Antonio shooting.
00:15:30
Matt LaRose
That's that boy that's been whacking off in my tool shed.
00:15:30
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:15:32
Matt LaRose
It's a classic Beavis and Butthead line.
00:15:33
Fuck Off
um
00:15:37
Fuck Off
I don't know why you would go out in San Antonio.
00:15:39
Matt LaRose
So wait, what I don't even know what happened to this. Some people got shot in San Antonio.
00:15:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:15:43
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, just a few.
00:15:45
Matt LaRose
I don't, I know nothing about it.
00:15:47
Fuck Off
And then some other guy took a flamethrower to some Jews in Colorado.
00:15:47
Matt LaRose
So.
00:15:51
Matt LaRose
Holy shit. Really?
00:15:52
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, for real.
00:15:52
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, the Jew hate is fucking real lately.
00:15:53
Fuck Off
For real.
00:15:54
Matt LaRose
Wow. I heard Portnoy.
00:15:55
Fuck Off
Portnoy was on TV and they were screaming kill the Jews and laughing at them.
00:15:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was, I heard he was doing a fucking pizza review and they drove by and yelled, killed the Jews at him and stuff.
00:16:06
Fuck Off
I didn't even know Jews liked pizza, quite honestly.
00:16:09
Matt LaRose
ah People are really hating Jews, huh?
00:16:11
Fuck Off
They like more of a dry, like a matzo.
00:16:11
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's really weird right now.
00:16:13
Fuck Off
Without the sauce.
00:16:16
Matt LaRose
My doctor's a Jew.
00:16:17
Fuck Off
Hmm. All the good ones are.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:16:21
Fuck Off
And jewelers. and you And jujitsu instructors.
00:16:23
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, that's why they're called jewelers.
00:16:23
Matt LaRose
Am
00:16:27
Matt LaRose
am I supposed to hate the Jews?
00:16:29
Fuck Off
I hope not.
00:16:29
Rich is a cunt
Nah.
00:16:30
Fuck Off
You're probably part Jewish.
00:16:32
Matt LaRose
Somewhere in there.
00:16:34
Rich is a cunt
but Everybody got a little bit in there.
00:16:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:35
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:16:37
Rich is a cunt
I think I got more than most, but not as much as Hafer's.
00:16:40
Matt LaRose
What my grandpa used to say, those dirty but those dirty rats will burrow their way into anything.
00:16:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're like roaches. But what's funny is they say that. What else did I just watch? What was on TV besides radio? Oh, yeah, radio was on and the green the green book.
00:16:58
Fuck Off
And that has some just fucking cheddar. Cheddar. Fucking great. Homophobic, racist, any kind of comment you want.
00:17:08
Fuck Off
But it was funny because he's...
00:17:09
Rich is a cunt
Sounds it's like my shit.
00:17:11
Fuck Off
These cops pulled over Viggo Mortensen, who's driving, you know, this this black um composer. And they're down south. And of course, down south, they hit everyone. They're like, what are you doing driving him? And he said, I work for him. He goes, what kind of name is Vigia, Vigia, Vigia?
00:17:30
Fuck Off
because It's Italian. He goes, that makes sense. You're half a nigger like he is.
00:17:36
Rich is a cunt
Which ironically, Italians are like the most racist people I've ever seen in my life.
00:17:40
Matt LaRose
Oh, for sure.
00:17:40
Fuck Off
but But Italians are, they think that Italians are dirtier than blacks and Irish.
00:17:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:45
Fuck Off
So, you know, it all depends the day of the week and who you're asking. So it's easier just for everyone to say, stop hating on us individually and let's just hate the Jews as a group.
00:17:49
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:17:56
Rich is a cunt
Well, that's really what's happening right now.
00:17:58
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:17:58
Fuck Off
It's just so stupid. And you have these dumb college bitches saying free Palestine. God, I want to send them there. I want to send them all there.
00:18:06
Matt LaRose
I don't understand why they don't go.
00:18:08
Fuck Off
I just want them to go.
00:18:08
Matt LaRose
It's the same with all the Ukraine people. You should go to the front line and fight Russia.
00:18:12
Fuck Off
Go.
00:18:12
Rich is a cunt
that That little yeah little English bitch is over there right now trying to save the day.
00:18:12
Matt LaRose
Go help them.
00:18:16
Matt LaRose
Good.
00:18:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, Greta Thornburg.
00:18:17
Matt LaRose
go grab ah Go grab a rifle and go fight Russia.
00:18:17
Rich is a cunt
the and think
00:18:21
Fuck Off
Greta Thornburg, speaking of speaking of fucking Epstein Island.
00:18:21
Matt LaRose
You dumb fuck.
00:18:27
Matt LaRose
shit
00:18:27
Fuck Off
Sail that little bitch right out of there.
00:18:29
Matt LaRose
um
00:18:30
Fuck Off
She'd rake in some fucking big, big rupees down there.
00:18:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah They would hate fuck her for sure.
00:18:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, she'd she'd pull she'd yield like 400 rupees and maybe six goats.
00:18:44
Matt LaRose
In Tajikistan.
00:18:47
Fuck Off
They don't like women there. they did you ah Speaking of that, did you see this Khabib interview?
00:18:53
Matt LaRose
I just, the only thing that I saw was a woman went to shake his hand and he didn't shake her hand. Cause it's not his,
00:18:57
Fuck Off
Yeah. On ESPN, because they don't you you know address women like that. or so So they're essentially just flat out telling you that they're hypocrites and their actual beliefs and whatever they think that is via their verse of the Quran.
00:19:14
Fuck Off
And they're bunch of homos as well. Fucking goat fuckers.
00:19:17
Matt LaRose
Wait, are you talking about the Dagestanis?
00:19:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:19:22
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:19:23
Fuck Off
Because they're full of shit liar, hypocrite cunts.
00:19:23
Matt LaRose
I thought you liked Khabib.
00:19:29
Rich is a cunt
Who isn't?
00:19:30
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:19:32
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:19:32
Fuck Off
Elon Musk.
00:19:34
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, maybe Elon. But anybody with hard autism is not going to be a hypocrite because they don't know any better.
00:19:40
Matt LaRose
So are they
00:19:40
Rich is a cunt
They're just going to speak their truth.
00:19:41
Matt LaRose
Are they all going to embrace and love Elon again now that he's fucking not Trump's buddy anymore? Are they all going to fucking...
00:19:46
Fuck Off
He has to. his oxidone
00:19:47
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:19:48
Fuck Off
The stock is down 10%.
00:19:51
Fuck Off
And there's a real possibility they shut down SpaceX because they don't ah they won't allow him to leverage international space to de-orbit.
00:20:02
Rich is a cunt
but right i'm i'm going on I'm going on X right now to see how many people actually looked at that so far.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
So...
00:20:10
Fuck Off
I'm going to guess $5 million.
00:20:12
Matt LaRose
what Why are they going to shut down SpaceX?
00:20:14
Fuck Off
Because they're not going to have any way to legally come back to Earth.
00:20:22
Rich is a cunt
minutes, it's gotten 23 million views.
00:20:25
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:20:25
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Interesting.
00:20:28
Rich is a cunt
you 45 minutes, the internet's going to fucking break.
00:20:30
Fuck Off
How many followers does that guy have?
00:20:34
Fuck Off
How many followers does he have?
00:20:36
Matt LaRose
He's got a shitload.
00:20:36
Rich is a cunt
All of them? two hundred
00:20:39
Matt LaRose
I mean, the guy owns Twitter.
00:20:39
Rich is a cunt
$220 million?
00:20:40
Fuck Off
Holy shit. 220 minutes. is that Is that how many people there are on Earth?
00:20:45
Matt LaRose
Well, I don't have a Twitter, so.
00:20:47
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:20:47
Rich is a cunt
I have one just so I can look at Elon.
00:20:50
Matt LaRose
I used to have Twitter, and then I stopped going on it because it was retarded.
00:20:53
Fuck Off
It's
00:20:54
Matt LaRose
And then Elon re-bought it, and I didn't re-up my thing, so my thing got deleted, and I have to get a new one, and I've just been like, nah.
00:21:02
Fuck Off
It's X.
00:21:03
Matt LaRose
Sorry, X.
00:21:05
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, do I? I have like maybe one follower.
00:21:10
Fuck Off
That makes sense.
00:21:11
Rich is a cunt
Oh, no, have four.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
Who are they?
00:21:16
Rich is a cunt
Lex Friedman?
00:21:16
Matt LaRose
Elon's either been covering up for a pedo or he's committing serious libel. Sounds like Trump is right. And Elon went crazy.
00:21:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, Trump's right for sure.
00:21:27
Matt LaRose
Now I got other people fucking sending me this thing.
00:21:34
Matt LaRose
Elon was wearing thin. I asked him to leave. I took away his EV mandate that forced every everyone to buy electric cars that nobody else wanted, that he knew for months I was going to do, and he just went crazy.
00:21:47
Matt LaRose
That's what Trump tweeted, and then Elon replied and said, time to drop the really big bomb. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they've not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT.
00:22:01
Fuck Off
So wacky
00:22:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, yesterday, call your senator, call your congressman. bank bankrupt Bankrupting America is not okay. Kill the bill.
00:22:11
Fuck Off
wacky. It's not bankrupting America. there's Doge only pulled like 9 million bucks out of it or whatever. not nine Yeah, 9 million or something like that.
00:22:21
Fuck Off
Elon could have cut way more than that.
00:22:26
Rich is a cunt
So here's Andrew say supporting Trump over Elon. Listen, Elon is probably one of the smartest people in the world and definitely too retarded to lie.
00:22:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, but just because he's smart doesn't mean he's...
00:22:37
Rich is a cunt
Trump's...
00:22:41
Rich is a cunt
Well, it doesn't mean he's right. it's But I do think he's probably writing what he believes.
00:22:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, probably, but, you know, retards believe they can fly, too, so...
00:22:51
Matt LaRose
I believe I can fly.
00:22:51
Rich is a cunt
homie can fly.
00:22:54
Rich is a cunt
He can fly.
00:22:55
Matt LaRose
I can fly.
00:22:58
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:22:59
Matt LaRose
What do you think's going I saw that he did a whole big thing with China today. And then like, uh, they said that like, there's not, nothing's going on with the Ukraine and Russia now.
00:23:03
Fuck Off
China.
00:23:09
Matt LaRose
And now the mineral deal is out and all that shit. I'm, I don't, I've been completely removed from everything.
00:23:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, everyone's saying that Trump was played by all sides.
00:23:20
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:23:21
Rich is a cunt
He probably was.
00:23:22
Fuck Off
Maybe. Yeah, Zelensky's a lying, thieving scumbag.
00:23:26
Rich is a cunt
I tried to name my new dog Putin and Jackie wasn't having it.
00:23:29
Fuck Off
Why? So name him Adolf.
00:23:31
Rich is a cunt
I thought it was hilarious.
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
name You should name him Vladimir or shouldn't call him Vlad.
00:23:32
Rich is a cunt
and
00:23:36
Fuck Off
Name him Adolf.
00:23:37
Rich is a cunt
Nah, I'm not into...
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Call him Dolph for short.
00:23:40
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing.
00:23:40
Rich is a cunt
I'm not...
00:23:40
Matt LaRose
If you go Vladimir, call him Vlad, then you can tell Jackie it's not Vladimir Putin. It's Vlad the Impaler, which is way cooler.
00:23:48
Fuck Off
Vladdy.
00:23:49
Rich is a cunt
yeah i think i think I think we all settled on Rocky, but we'll see.
00:23:53
Matt LaRose
That's a pretty good one.
00:23:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, if you're a homo. And letting your wife name your dogs. Sounds great.
00:24:00
Rich is a cunt
No, I was going to name him Kimbo because he's black and from the hood.
00:24:00
Fuck Off
Name the other one Bullwinkle. ya your bowwwiles Hey, let's name him Adrian. Hey, let's name him Apollo. Hey, fuck you.
00:24:07
Rich is a cunt
No, actually, I'm calling him Rocky because he's from Rochester, you fuck.
00:24:11
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:24:12
Matt LaRose
I thought Kimbo would have definitely been cool, black and from the hood.
00:24:12
Fuck Off
Call him Ratchy.
00:24:15
Rich is a cunt
yeah Yeah, but he's skinny. He's not like bulky.
00:24:17
Matt LaRose
is Oh, yeah.
00:24:17
Rich is a cunt
If he was bulky, he would have definitely been a Kimbo.
00:24:19
Matt LaRose
That's true. That'd be cool. Yeah, if he just had a jacked torso.
00:24:22
Rich is a cunt
yeah We'll see. He's got time, but he's he's a...
00:24:25
Fuck Off
Call him Chester.
00:24:27
Rich is a cunt
I don't like Chester.
00:24:28
Fuck Off
Why not?
00:24:29
Matt LaRose
Chester the molester. You can call calm that while you're fucking finger blasting him.
00:24:30
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:33
Fuck Off
Yeah. Molester.
00:24:37
Matt LaRose
Speaking of retires, how's your boy Iggy Smalls?
00:24:41
Fuck Off
um He's all right. I got one of those halo collars where you can like design your own fence virtually
Hockey Talk and Team Critiques
00:24:49
Fuck Off
now.
00:24:49
Rich is a cunt
Does it work?
00:24:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. He went screaming after about 20 deer. And he's been doing it. He was like almost caught. He's fast, man. But he was like caught up in the middle of this herd, like just spinning around trying to bite everybody.
00:25:03
Fuck Off
So I put this thing on last night for the first time and he went flying towards one. And all of a sudden you heard him just be like, and then like turn and came right back.
00:25:11
Rich is a cunt
I mean, you you do realize like you're supposed to put up flags so they can have like identify where the
00:25:16
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you train them.
00:25:18
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Did you do that?
00:25:19
Fuck Off
I'm too busy to put up flags. No.
00:25:21
Rich is a cunt
Got it. Okay. So he's just going to have to guess where all of it is. If I take a step, I'm going to get snapped.
00:25:25
Fuck Off
he's gonna be he own He's only going to hit him if he's not listening to me.
00:25:26
Matt LaRose
I don't know which way to go
00:25:30
Fuck Off
I'm going to say, come here. And if he doesn't...
00:25:32
Rich is a cunt
Yes, but him not listening to you is not a him problem. It's you did a bad job training him problem.
00:25:39
Fuck Off
That motherfucker will not stand still when he sees deer and other dogs. He wants to go...
00:25:43
Matt LaRose
More often than not, it's not a bad dog.
00:25:43
Rich is a cunt
he You had a Boston Carrier.
00:25:46
Matt LaRose
It's a bad dog owner.
00:25:50
Fuck Off
That's why I got him an a electric collar.
00:25:54
Matt LaRose
and didn't give him any point of reference to know where he can and can't go.
00:25:57
Fuck Off
No.
00:25:58
Matt LaRose
So he's just a guessing game.
00:25:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, he just... It is.
00:26:00
Matt LaRose
The fucking dog's walking through a landmine field.
00:26:04
Rich is a cunt
You wonder why your doctor has anxiety.
00:26:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's gonna have PTSD.
00:26:06
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:26:06
Fuck Off
Every time he walks out the house, he's gonna be twitching. Like Elon.
00:26:12
Rich is a cunt
Fucking a
00:26:14
Fuck Off
What else we got? done? We done?
00:26:18
Rich is a cunt
So do we want to talk about the hockey game last night?
00:26:21
Matt LaRose
Great, great fucking first game.
00:26:23
Rich is a cunt
Jesus Christ. i I am an old man and I could not stay up.
00:26:26
Fuck Off
Make Jesus Christ.
00:26:28
Matt LaRose
Oh, no, I was asleep at second intermission.
00:26:28
Fuck Off
Make Jesus Christ.
00:26:30
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, same. So it's it's crazy. i I originally, in my head, i didn't announce it to folks, but I wanted, I thought it was going to Florida in six. But I don't know.
00:26:43
Rich is a cunt
Fucking Edmonton's fucking gangsters.
00:26:46
Matt LaRose
My prediction is the Panthers win in game seven overtime in number 63. That's the game winner.
00:26:52
Rich is a cunt
I will fucking run through a fucking wall if that's the case.
00:26:53
Matt LaRose
um
00:26:56
Rich is a cunt
it
00:26:56
Matt LaRose
That's all I want, man. That's all I want.
00:27:00
Rich is a cunt
He's so good in the playoffs.
00:27:00
Matt LaRose
and he And he got a goal last night, man. This fucking guy is unbelievable.
00:27:03
Rich is a cunt
He got the go-ahead goal, too, and they fucked it up.
00:27:04
Matt LaRose
He's still such a nasty hockey player. Yeah. He's such a nasty hockey player, man.
00:27:12
Rich is a cunt
Yep, yep.
00:27:13
Fuck Off
Did you see him going right up to him i already being punched in the face by everyone too? Just class like classic, classic rat.
00:27:19
Matt LaRose
He's great.
00:27:19
Rich is a cunt
Just chirping.
00:27:22
Rich is a cunt
Listen, hopefully he gets another cup and then he can fucking ride off into the sunset.
00:27:22
Matt LaRose
Bruins got a new coach.
00:27:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:28
Fuck Off
I don't think he'll retire if he wins, do you?
00:27:29
Matt LaRose
No. He's a free agent after this year, so we can sign every...
00:27:31
Rich is a cunt
no
00:27:32
Fuck Off
I don't think this this is his last year. I see him playing another couple.
00:27:34
Matt LaRose
i would I'd keep playing if I was him. Fucking guy's crushing it.
00:27:38
Rich is a cunt
And you know what? If he comes back, he's going to like sign to like Florida for $8 a year and give the finger back to Boston.
00:27:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:47
Rich is a cunt
Which, by the way...
00:27:48
Matt LaRose
and That was the thing everybody kept saying. Oh, he's he he can re-sign with Boston. Like, he was not going to fucking come back.
00:27:53
Fuck Off
Damn, fuck Boston.
00:27:54
Rich is a cunt
No, he's in Miami.
00:27:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:56
Rich is a cunt
Why the fuck come back?
00:27:56
Fuck Off
Boston's the worst.
00:27:58
Rich is a cunt
And they have better taxes down there.
00:27:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and they have a better team and better management and a fucking not a joke of a fucking organization.
00:28:06
Rich is a cunt
Their coach is awesome.
00:28:09
Matt LaRose
Their coach is awesome.
00:28:09
Rich is a cunt
um Speaking of, we got a new coach.
00:28:09
Fuck Off
Stern?
00:28:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Marco Sturm. Another one of the Bruins and the good old boys club. So what fucking just stays the same.
00:28:20
Fuck Off
I'm officially...
00:28:20
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he sat with Neely and fucking um Sweeney. Of course they got along.
00:28:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:25
Rich is a cunt
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:28:27
Fuck Off
I'm officially all done with the Bruins. Florida is my team.
00:28:30
Matt LaRose
ah
00:28:32
Rich is a cunt
Dude, I hate to even say it, but I might be with you.
00:28:35
Matt LaRose
here's the thing I'm always going to be locked on to the Bruins but as long as they really are that's a they're everything that the Bruins say that they are that they advertise and that they want to be and that the Bruins used to be but are no longer
00:28:37
Fuck Off
Florida is the Bruins. Florida are the 80 Bruins on the A-10.
00:28:51
Rich is a cunt
No, they're the 2001 version of the Bruins, which fucking were terrible.
00:28:56
Matt LaRose
they're fucking brutal bunch of fucking losers
00:28:58
Fuck Off
Although they brought up Tim Thomas' name last night pregame. It was awesome.
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
He's great.
00:29:03
Rich is a cunt
He's hiding in a bunker somewhere with machine guns.
00:29:07
Fuck Off
They they they they made they made the analogy of Edmonton and Borowski of like Roy versus Tim Thomas.
00:29:07
Matt LaRose
Out in fucking Colorado.
00:29:21
Rich is a cunt
don't even get the correlation.
00:29:23
Fuck Off
They said that that's how they both play. Tim Thomas is more all over the place attacking and Borowski's more traditional, just locked down.
00:29:30
Rich is a cunt
Okay, that's it.
00:29:31
Fuck Off
and
00:29:32
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, no. Ruah was fucking tight.
00:29:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's tight. He's fucking great. I'd take him as a coach too.
00:29:38
Matt LaRose
And a psycho. You can't.
00:29:39
Rich is a cunt
Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:39
Matt LaRose
The island the Islanders got them.
00:29:41
Fuck Off
I know.
00:29:43
Fuck Off
Fucking take Scotty Bowman.
00:29:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I want fucking torts. You got to go full torts from top to the bottom.
00:29:49
Rich is a cunt
No, you can't go towards with a fucking team this young.
00:29:49
Fuck Off
I would take
00:29:52
Matt LaRose
I know.
00:29:53
Fuck Off
I would go Claude Julien.
00:29:53
Matt LaRose
They're too fucking soft, man.
00:29:54
Rich is a cunt
theory
00:29:55
Fuck Off
I would go back Claude Julien here.
00:29:55
Rich is a cunt
With the NHL.
00:29:56
Matt LaRose
They're too fucking soft.
00:29:57
Fuck Off
Bring back Claude.
00:30:01
Matt LaRose
Clothes not going to touch.
00:30:01
Rich is a cunt
Nah, his card style fucking sucked.
00:30:03
Matt LaRose
You got to
00:30:04
Rich is a cunt
I'll
00:30:04
Matt LaRose
He got a bad ticker.
00:30:07
Rich is a cunt
be like, let's just play defense all the time.
00:30:07
Fuck Off
You want know who Styles sucks? want to know who Styles sucks?
00:30:10
Matt LaRose
How about Rod the Bod, Richie? He's probably going to be looking for a job pretty soon.
00:30:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's true. I don't mind him either.
00:30:17
Matt LaRose
He'll have your guys in good shape, that's for sure. I honestly don't think that ah the Hurricanes will get rid of Rod the Bod, actually. They have a successful team.
00:30:26
Fuck Off
The Hurricanes may be my second favorite team just because I live here now.
00:30:30
Matt LaRose
That's terrible. They're fucking brutal.
00:30:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, but they have a cool jersey throwback.
00:30:37
Matt LaRose
They do have a cool throwback.
00:30:37
Fuck Off
Put on a fucking whale.
00:30:40
Matt LaRose
A whale tail.
00:30:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:30:43
Matt LaRose
Richie, Last Breath is a 2025 drama which tells the true story of a deep sea diver who is stranded on the ocean floor in and the North Sea.
Movie Review: Last Breath
00:30:55
Matt LaRose
Pretty cold up there. after a malfunction causes the ship he is tethered to to move off station. The film stars Woody Harrelson, Simu Liu, and Finn Cole.
00:31:10
Matt LaRose
While on a job in the North Sea, three divers are working to repair a valve manifold over 300 feet below the surface. Interjection real quick. Absolutely not.
00:31:21
Matt LaRose
In order to work in these conditions, the divers must live in a compression chamber for 28 days while transferring between the ocean floor and the mothership.
00:31:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, otherwise you get the bins.
00:31:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the bends. During a strong storm, the mothership's dynamic positioning system fails, which causes the ship to drift away from the worksite. One of the divers ends up being stuck on the side of the manifold and his umbilical cord snaps, leaving him with only 10 minutes of reserve air.
00:31:53
Matt LaRose
The ship's crew and other divers must now work to get the ship back to the work site to rescue the stranded diver. This movie is pretty good and the ship parts were were pretty well done.
00:32:05
Matt LaRose
I'm always looking at films like this to see how accurate they are in real life. This one isn't too bad. Some of the liberties taken are obviously for making a better film. For example, the dive coordinators are not on the bridge.
00:32:19
Matt LaRose
They are normally on a different level of the ship in a control station. In this movie, the drive the dive control station was on the bridge. That was clearly done for filmmaking as it is easier to have the main characters together.
00:32:34
Matt LaRose
This one is worth a watch if you have if you have the time. After the movie, I watched the documentary of the stain of the same name to see more of the real story. I was supposed to see some of the footage in the film, specifically the footage from the ROV, Remote Operated Vehicle, was the actual footage of the stranded diver. I think that was but that was supposed to say I was surprised to see.
00:32:59
Matt LaRose
This definitely makes the scenes of him running out of air and twitching involuntarily even more haunting. Overall, this one is worth a watch.
00:33:09
Fuck Off
Sounds like a comes down to a last breath.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
That sounds like it's right up your alley. It's real and it's terrifying.
00:33:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like that. And I like Woody Harrelson.
00:33:21
Matt LaRose
And you're a seaman.
00:33:23
Fuck Off
im I'm an expert seaman.
00:33:27
Fuck Off
I just read some some great ideas about seamanship.
00:33:32
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:33:32
Rich is a cunt
Oh.
00:33:33
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:33:35
Rich is a cunt
Oh shit. Trump's live right now.
00:33:37
Matt LaRose
Oh shit.
00:33:37
Rich is a cunt
Answering questions from the press.
00:33:38
Matt LaRose
Oh shit. What does this mean?
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
Rich, I have a note here you can get into it as much or not. If you want, I haven't talked to you in a while, so I've been very excited. Uh, but this note just says, I love riches neighbors.
00:33:55
Fuck Off
o
00:33:57
Matt LaRose
You can elaborate on that as much as you want. You can tell you tell me to go fuck myself and move on. It's completely up to you.
Neighbor Conflicts and Pranks
00:34:03
Fuck Off
Well, i'm in
00:34:04
Rich is a cunt
Fuck those Karen motherfuckers.
00:34:08
Fuck Off
I'm in a war with a neighbor who texts me about rainwater and the rain on my land pushes the mud on my land into his mud on his land.
00:34:27
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:34:28
Fuck Off
That's where it started.
00:34:31
Matt LaRose
So you're mudding up his land.
00:34:31
Fuck Off
Then, yeah, my mud is mixing with his mud.
00:34:33
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:34:38
Fuck Off
And, uh,
00:34:38
Matt LaRose
Is his mud a direct result of your mud or are both of your muds coexisting in the same area?
00:34:44
Fuck Off
yeah, they both coexist. It's, it's all, it's all army core property.
00:34:46
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:34:51
Matt LaRose
Okay. Okay.
00:34:52
Fuck Off
federal property. We're in like a federal lake park area. And we theoretically do not own 100 feet up from the water. We just have a right to access.
00:35:03
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:35:04
Fuck Off
And we can't do anything to it. You can't plant things. You can't cut things down, remove things. But yet everyone has like a beautiful plush green lawn right to the water.
00:35:15
Fuck Off
Like, where'd the trees go?
00:35:15
Matt LaRose
I was going to say, how do you get all the nice, the boat access and all the nice docks and patios and whatnot?
00:35:20
Fuck Off
Accidentally. Well, docs are, they let you use docs and all that stuff. So this guy, anytime something happens, his wife is is a fucking Georgia cunt.
00:35:33
Matt LaRose
Is she actually from Georgia?
00:35:33
Fuck Off
And yeah, they're from Georgia, bunch of cunts.
00:35:37
Matt LaRose
They're both from Georgia?
00:35:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:35:38
Rich is a cunt
We should send her a link to this podcast so they can listen.
00:35:43
Fuck Off
I basically told her she was. I had a service person working on the on the on the um and the yard spraying for like mosquitoes and the like.
00:35:54
Fuck Off
And she came out and started yelling at him and he called me and on the phone I heard her
00:36:00
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:36:00
Fuck Off
yelling at, he's like, yeah, uh, Mr. Rich, uh, your neighbor's having a hissy fit right now at me, I don't know if you can hear her, but she is telling me to, to leave, and to tell you to, to, uh, tell me to not touch her fig tree, I said, tell that bitch to go fuck herself,
00:36:22
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:36:24
Matt LaRose
See, this is why I've been excited to talk to you about this because like, and Martin can attest to this. Like I've known you for ah pretty fair amount of time now. And when things devolve in this manner and it becomes like a, who's going to be the bigger cunt.
00:36:42
Fuck Off
I promise I can do it.
00:36:44
Matt LaRose
I, I, some brother, I know you can't.
00:36:47
Fuck Off
And I told the guy, i was like, is so listen, a lot of shit happened.
00:36:51
Matt LaRose
These motherfuckers don't even know, man.
00:36:54
Fuck Off
Iggy, Iggy got loose and he went after and attacked their little fucking designer dog that sits in her lap. So he like grabbed this little fuck by the back of the scruff and was throwing it around. So they freaked out.
00:37:05
Fuck Off
um yeah And I have renters there that show up and they're just hostile people. And I finally sent the dude a text because he texts me all the time. and
00:37:15
Matt LaRose
They're hostile to your renters? Hmm.
00:37:17
Fuck Off
They're hostile everyone. They yell at people. If they're on their land. It's not even their land. So come to find out what I had to do is I had to take the money I was going to use to put in an underground sprinkler system and have to go get this all re-fucking...
00:37:36
Fuck Off
surveyed, laser surveyed, recorded with the city, have everything tied to the deed. And then ah called the fence company and I asked how big of a fence I could put up to block them just to draw a line in the sand, literally.
00:37:54
Matt LaRose
Quite literally.
00:37:55
Fuck Off
So I'm spending all of my money on that. And I finally go and show up and I'm down there with my other neighbor who knows all the rules. And I said, Hey, Call him Clemson because he was a Clemson guy and he's got an orange Clemson truck and all this shit.
00:38:10
Fuck Off
Okay, Clemson.
00:38:10
Matt LaRose
You guys are tight.
00:38:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's awesome. He's got a, we're having a big party in our cove this weekend. ah We have singers, food, boats, the whole thing. So he, I bring him over and I say, what's the deal? And he said, well, actually, I think his dock and his beach that he keeps throwing everyone off of is yours.
00:38:36
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:38:36
Fuck Off
according to these lines. So I just had that shot and it turns out it's pretty damn close.
00:38:43
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:38:44
Fuck Off
I'm running a fence. It's a 100 foot wall that I'm building. 100 feet of fence just on one side of the house.
00:38:50
Matt LaRose
Sorry, say that again. I was coughing.
00:38:54
Matt LaRose
Long.
00:38:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:38:56
Rich is a cunt
it's gonna cost a lot.
00:38:56
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:38:58
Fuck Off
Don't even care. And that's what I told him. So I texted him. I said, Hey dude, it seems like you and your wife. So there's a background to it too, right? They have three kids and they had a a teenage girl who blew her brains out last year.
00:39:15
Matt LaRose
In the house.
00:39:16
Fuck Off
Yeah. Not, not the lake, not the lake in Georgia, but from like a cyber bullying.
00:39:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, oh, okay. Oh, so that this isn't their permanent home. They live in Georgia.
00:39:23
Fuck Off
No. Yeah.
00:39:25
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay.
00:39:26
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:39:26
Matt LaRose
I thought they were your full-time neighbors.
00:39:28
Fuck Off
No, I'm not full time here either.
00:39:30
Matt LaRose
True. Okay. That makes sense.
00:39:32
Fuck Off
so So I've been really like being nice.
00:39:32
Matt LaRose
Sorry. Carry on.
00:39:40
Matt LaRose
Not a dick.
00:39:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, like just friendly. Hey, if you need anything, let me know. I'm here, blah, blah, blah.
00:39:46
Rich is a cunt
Hey, if you need anything, go somewhere else.
00:39:46
Fuck Off
Because he was initially a cool guy. He works at a racing company, you know.
00:39:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he works for Summit, man.
00:39:52
Fuck Off
hey.
00:39:53
Matt LaRose
Sorry.
00:39:54
Fuck Off
And, yeah you know, we always had good conversations.
00:39:54
Matt LaRose
Not Jegs. He works for Jegs.
00:39:58
Rich is a cunt
Same shame, isn't it?
00:40:00
Fuck Off
Everything was super cool. And then, um, so it escalated.
00:40:01
Matt LaRose
One's yellow, one's blue.
00:40:03
Rich is a cunt
right
00:40:04
Fuck Off
So when we went down and I didn't know he was home and I'm showing Clemson the line and I'm like, yeah, this asshole, he just put a rock here on my wall to show where my line is. And I kicked it off.
00:40:15
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:40:15
Fuck Off
And then he said, well, I think it's here. And then I hear he was home and I hear him yell, Rich, are you talking about the boundaries? I'm like, I'm like, uh, yeah, I am.
00:40:30
Fuck Off
So he comes down off of his deck where he was fucking eavesdropping like a little faggot.
00:40:35
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:40:36
Fuck Off
And he said, yeah, this is my land here. I said, here's the thing. and And that's where the rock was. So the rock is, the rock is on the wall. And I walk over while he's pointing to the rock. I put this rock down so you could see. it And I kicked the rock off the wall.
00:40:51
Fuck Off
And I said, here's the thing about that rock, dude. It doesn't matter because I'm getting this surveyed and I'm putting a fence up so I don't have to deal with your shit and your wife because I'm tired of it.
00:41:02
Fuck Off
I said, I've been nothing but kind to you. And I said, I'm not sure if you know how much of an absolute asshole I really am.
00:41:10
Matt LaRose
wow
00:41:10
Fuck Off
And it's actually really difficult for me to be nice. So now just going to be me. And me is putting up a fucking fence because I can.
00:41:21
Fuck Off
To keep you and any problems out of my hair and my property. I'm not putting any grass seed down. I'm not putting any trees down. I'm not putting any hay down.
00:41:32
Fuck Off
I said, I'm not even going to piss on this side of the lawn.
00:41:35
Rich is a cunt
come so
00:41:38
Fuck Off
And i said, we're going to start there. And by the way, if you want to take it deeper, i am ready, willing, and able to do that. So let's just leave things as they are. You stay on your side of my fence, and I'll stay on my side and leave me the fuck alone because I promise you it's only going to get ugly.
00:41:55
Fuck Off
And MEC was there, and she said, she was like, I told him not to do anything. If you want to, you go ahead. That's your deal with the court. She turned around and walked away. The neighbor looked at me. He was like,
00:42:12
Fuck Off
And that was that. He then, he he was like, oh, okay, good, good. like Yeah, good, beat it.
00:42:17
Rich is a cunt
I will drive down there in Eggie's house because that's how petty I am.
00:42:17
Fuck Off
So,
00:42:21
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:42:22
Fuck Off
oh, it hasn't even been, I'm just waiting for something to go on.
00:42:28
Matt LaRose
This is why I can't wait because I know, I know you and I know that.
00:42:31
Fuck Off
He called, he cut he he said my dog needed to be on a leash at all times, that I need to rule,
00:42:36
Rich is a cunt
you know
00:42:38
Fuck Off
He doesn't. I need to i need to um read the rules of the Army Corps and that I'm ignorant of them.
00:42:39
Rich is a cunt
it
00:42:46
Fuck Off
And I was like, you know what? I am ignorant of them. But I'm going to remedy that tonight when I stay up for eight hours and read every single line of this, which I did.
00:42:51
Matt LaRose
yes i This is my point.
00:42:58
Fuck Off
I read everything, dude. And I started, I wrote back this shit of, haste hey, Steve, I'm glad you pointed out the regs to me because now I'm a little up to date on it.
00:43:06
Matt LaRose
Thank you.
00:43:09
Fuck Off
And not only that, it turns out I've got the corporal of the engineer, the the army engineer coming down. And he's approved me to A, my dog can run on my fucking property wherever the fuck it wants.
00:43:23
Fuck Off
And B, you can go fuck yourself.
00:43:26
Rich is a cunt
Is that a line item?
00:43:26
Fuck Off
So that's, yeah.
00:43:27
Rich is a cunt
Okay. Go
00:43:30
Fuck Off
It's an actual line item.
00:43:32
Rich is a cunt
fucking.
00:43:34
Fuck Off
So that's um that's up to date with my neighbors.
00:43:38
Matt LaRose
I think this is great.
00:43:41
Fuck Off
I don't know where it's going. I asked how far he'd like to take it. And he said there are no issues. I don't, that I'm taking it wrong. And I'm just, I was just nodding and smiling.
00:43:53
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:43:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:43:54
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:43:55
Fuck Off
I said, well, I do that. And when I take things wrong, I tend to get a little inflammatory. I said, so let's just pause where we are and pick it up should we have to in another week or two.
00:44:08
Matt LaRose
So how tall
00:44:08
Rich is a cunt
Why would they call them?
00:44:09
Fuck Off
I said, I don't want any more calls, dude. That's all I'm telling you. If I get another call, I've had three people call me to say his wife is yelling at them.
00:44:17
Matt LaRose
like three different, like three separate occasions of like different people, not always the same people.
00:44:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, PJ and Allie.
00:44:23
Fuck Off
No, PJ and Allie called.
00:44:23
Matt LaRose
That's crazy.
00:44:25
Fuck Off
They were yelling at Allie.
00:44:28
Rich is a cunt
Oh.
00:44:28
Fuck Off
what They didn't. They called me.
00:44:32
Rich is a cunt
oh
00:44:33
Matt LaRose
How
00:44:33
Fuck Off
They called me. He yelled at them. They yelled at them.
00:44:37
Rich is a cunt
Why? How did you even get their number?
00:44:38
Fuck Off
because Because... Are you a fucking retard?
00:44:40
Rich is a cunt
Or were they just in the yard?
00:44:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i think you're retarded here.
00:44:45
Fuck Off
They yelled at them in my yard.
00:44:45
Rich is a cunt
Okay.
00:44:45
Matt LaRose
PJ and Allie were at Rich's house and they yelled at them.
00:44:47
Rich is a cunt
Okay, got it.
00:44:49
Fuck Off
and then PJ called me to say, your neighbor is yelling at us.
00:44:49
Rich is a cunt
Yes.
00:44:49
Matt LaRose
So PJ called Rich.
00:44:56
Fuck Off
And I said, lee
00:44:56
Rich is a cunt
I wish it was me, actually, because I would have just gone over and told them their mother.
00:44:59
Matt LaRose
I know. I'll be like, are we yelling at each other? Because I'll just come right over.
00:45:03
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:45:03
Fuck Off
Oh, so so check this out.
00:45:03
Matt LaRose
I love that. You know me. I love that shit. I'm like, cool.
00:45:06
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:45:07
Fuck Off
so So they're screaming at my fucking pest person, and I wrote to them, look, I'm an asshole, and I don't yell at the help. I treat them the way they should be treated. And he said, if anyone sprays our stuff, we can yell at whoever we want.
00:45:17
Rich is a cunt
so
00:45:21
Fuck Off
I said, I guess that's how you hillbillies do it down here. I said, but in the real world, when you want to actually have some clout and some money and respect – People treat each other as fucking humans, you piece of shit scumbag.
00:45:40
Rich is a cunt
What you can also do, Richie, is you can get go into your sink and get that gallon of bleach and just ah take the lid off and throw the coal container in its front yard.
00:45:40
Fuck Off
That's where I'm at.
00:45:51
Rich is a cunt
That's a childish move that I've done before.
00:45:51
Fuck Off
I
00:45:55
Matt LaRose
I mean, if you want to fuck with some cars, man, I know all kinds of dirty tricks you can do, too.
00:45:55
Fuck Off
might put it in his...
00:45:59
Fuck Off
The old banana in the...
00:45:59
Rich is a cunt
piece of baloney on the hood.
00:46:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man.
00:46:01
Fuck Off
The old banana in the gas tank.
00:46:04
Matt LaRose
Take some nice onions and put them under the front seat, especially down there. It's so hot that it gets nice and hot inside your car.
00:46:08
Fuck Off
Ooh.
00:46:10
Matt LaRose
Got some nice onions under there. You let them sweat into the carpet. It's beautiful.
00:46:14
Fuck Off
That'd be like a casserole.
00:46:15
Rich is a cunt
and Mikey, Mikey, I think this is Mikey or somebody that I may or may not have known in the past. Got a bunch of cat shit once filled up a big gallon thing of it, pissed in this bottle for a week and then dumped it in somebody's fucking sunroof.
00:46:31
Matt LaRose
That is just brutal. into a sunroof.
00:46:36
Rich is a cunt
need a new car after that.
00:46:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, you can't fix that.
00:46:41
Rich is a cunt
I got to ask him. I think that was him.
00:46:46
Matt LaRose
I know a person...
00:46:46
Rich is a cunt
This is rank. This is rank.
00:46:48
Matt LaRose
I know a person that drives a Jeep and they don't have the back on it a lot and it has big Trump flags on it and stuff. And they were at the grocery store last summer and they went into into the grocery store and came out and someone popped the top off a gallon of milk and just dumped it of their Jeep and left it.
00:47:03
Rich is a cunt
This is rank.
00:47:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:08
Fuck Off
I would fucking kill someone.
00:47:09
Matt LaRose
And I was like, man, that's fucked up, but that's also kind of funny.
00:47:10
Fuck Off
me
00:47:13
Rich is a cunt
look
00:47:14
Matt LaRose
Like, I'd fucking kill somebody, but I mean, that's just fucking, that's some fucking funny shit, man.
00:47:19
Rich is a cunt
yeah yeah
00:47:20
Matt LaRose
That's fucked up to do.
00:47:21
Fuck Off
I would fucking kill someone.
00:47:22
Rich is a cunt
You need a new car.
00:47:24
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, dude. I mean, it's a Jeep, so I guess.
00:47:26
Rich is a cunt
then You your cool drive around with your Trump flag. You People are fucking fucking wild.
00:47:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You can just see some cum pop at the top of you, like, fuck you, and just dumping the milk inside the fucking Jeep.
00:47:37
Fuck Off
I fucking hate liberals.
00:47:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, man.
00:47:41
Fuck Off
Liberals are the most fucking hypocritical faggots on the goddamn planet.
00:47:47
Rich is a cunt
yeah but man, do they make things interesting.
00:47:50
Fuck Off
They're fucking idiots.
00:47:51
Rich is a cunt
Oh, that's so funny, dude.
00:47:52
Fuck Off
And you know what? It's all women. It's the soul-nurturing women that are all these fucking teachers and fucking dumb cunts that think they know everything.
00:48:05
Rich is a cunt
What's going on with your eye eyebrow? It's like...
00:48:10
Fuck Off
Which one?
00:48:11
Rich is a cunt
No, right in the middle, dude. It's like a shelf now. It's like your forehead's getting heavy.
00:48:16
Matt LaRose
just the way he did that was fucking unreal.
00:48:19
Fuck Off
oh but I'm laying down, so. No, that's always there. I wear glasses usually.
00:48:26
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:48:26
Rich is a cunt
this like
00:48:26
Matt LaRose
You do usually have glasses on.
00:48:27
Rich is a cunt
you You could like have like a hot dog going across your fucking forehead
00:48:32
Fuck Off
Oh, it's my fucking, it's all the fucking growth hormones I took. I've like, look at that.
00:48:38
Rich is a cunt
would definitely milk in your truck in your truck
00:48:42
Matt LaRose
even know what's happening. don't even know what just happened.
00:48:48
Matt LaRose
Imagine
00:48:49
Fuck Off
I would want you to dump milk in my truck because I would fucking shoot you in your asshole.
00:48:55
Rich is a cunt
I deserve it for something like that.
00:48:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would literally buckwheats you.
00:48:57
Rich is a cunt
but
00:49:00
Rich is a cunt
Oh, my God.
00:49:01
Matt LaRose
imagine just popping the top off a gallon of milk and dumping it in someone's Jeep.
00:49:06
Fuck Off
What a cunt.
00:49:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:08
Rich is a cunt
oh my God. That's the funniest thing I've heard a long time.
00:49:10
Matt LaRose
no
00:49:13
Matt LaRose
Richie, your boy, i saw I just saw breaking news. Your boy Vasily Lomachenko is retired.
00:49:19
Fuck Off
Really?
00:49:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I just announced it.
00:49:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's old.
00:49:22
Matt LaRose
Is that the dude whose dad made him take dancing classes?
00:49:25
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:49:26
Matt LaRose
That's Lomachenko, right?
00:49:27
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:28
Matt LaRose
Pretty unbelievable dude.
00:49:30
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, his footwork is fucking magical.
00:49:30
Fuck Off
It's like Billy Elliot.
00:49:32
Fuck Off
It's like Billy Elliot.
00:49:36
Matt LaRose
Also, Richie, I have ah two Craig Jones invitational updates for you.
00:49:41
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:49:41
Rich is a cunt
Let's go. What do you got?
00:49:42
Matt LaRose
Number one, Rich, I owe you ah an apology because I made fun of you on April 1st for falling for the Craig Jones is going to grapple Gable Stevenson and Craig Jones invitational
UFC Controversies and Fight Analysis
00:49:55
Fuck Off
yeah
00:49:55
Matt LaRose
joke on April Fool's Day that turns out is actually a very real grappling match that's going to happen.
00:50:00
Fuck Off
Looks pretty real, the way he was standing on his shoulders.
00:50:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that dude is fucking huge, man.
00:50:05
Fuck Off
Massive.
00:50:06
Matt LaRose
So that'll be fun.
00:50:08
Fuck Off
It'll be interesting. He's going to lose to a...
00:50:10
Matt LaRose
I like the
00:50:11
Fuck Off
He's going to get heel hooked in like 20 seconds.
00:50:13
Matt LaRose
I like that they do this shit, that they just take the best grapplers and have them grapple. It doesn't matter if you do ah whatever you want to do. I also like that he says that Sambo is just judo, but Russian said, how can we make this more gay? Let's take off our pants.
00:50:29
Rich is a cunt
He's a genius.
00:50:30
Matt LaRose
Also, yeah, he's fucking hilarious. Also, they announced that ah next year's Craig Jones Invitational is going to return to the 16-man format with a $1 million dollar grand prize because uh this year's craig jones is like a team like uh like the ebi kind of shit yeah i'm sorry quintet that's what meant gorilla hands did he did your neighbor yell at him
00:50:47
Fuck Off
Yes, the team weight thing.
00:50:50
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, they're quintet.
00:50:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, i was i was so with some i was with Majeed actually last week. Took them fishing, gorilla hands.
00:51:00
Fuck Off
No, no, they weren't around.
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
that's wild
00:51:02
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:51:02
Fuck Off
So we were out on the water for probably five, six hours. And ah we had a lot of conversations. um And one of them was about that.
00:51:14
Fuck Off
And he's like, dude, it's all confusing what they're doing this year. I don't want to do any part of it. I just want the 16-man stuff. So it's kind of cool that that's happening.
00:51:26
Fuck Off
It's coming back. That's going to be good. Also very cool that I was able to talk to Pete the Greek and Jeff Glover, Pete the Greek, before he started filming BJ Penn getting arrested.
00:51:29
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:51:38
Matt LaRose
hu
00:51:39
Fuck Off
That was in the morning we spoke and later that night he was all over the world filming BJ saying, but what did i do But what did I do? Hey, bro, I don't have any money, bro.
00:51:48
Matt LaRose
What an interesting turn.
00:51:51
Fuck Off
I don't have any money, bro.
00:51:52
Matt LaRose
Did your day get that crazy too or no?
00:51:57
Fuck Off
Um, no.
00:52:00
Matt LaRose
BJ's, I don't know what's going on with my man. Hmm.
00:52:04
Fuck Off
I do.
00:52:04
Rich is a cunt
He skipped out on court too.
00:52:06
Fuck Off
It's called CTE. CTE.
00:52:09
Matt LaRose
Seems like it's called CTE.
00:52:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, he
00:52:11
Rich is a cunt
I mean, it's it is it even real? Because the lady that called the police on him isn't his mother. She's a droid. So we'll see.
00:52:21
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:52:22
Rich is a cunt
He's literally saying his parents aren't real.
00:52:24
Fuck Off
yeah he's got psychosis going on.
00:52:24
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:52:26
Fuck Off
That's brain damage.
00:52:27
Rich is a cunt
Yes.
00:52:28
Fuck Off
He's been hit in the head for, 40 years? Mm-hmm.
00:52:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:33
Rich is a cunt
Yes.
00:52:35
Matt LaRose
Oftentimes punching himself in the head.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
Richie, I'm going to talk to you about some fights, but before we talk about the fights coming up this weekend that I cannot wait to talk to you about. I also want to bring you back to last Saturday.
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
There was a UFC fight night at the Apex. I watched some of the fights and mostly fell asleep. But the most important thing that I wanted to talk to you about was as the main event was quickly approaching between Aaron Blanchfield and Macy Barber,
00:53:04
Rich is a cunt
It looked like shit.
00:53:07
Matt LaRose
They roll their whole pre-fight roll footage of the behind-the-scenes footage of this one talking and fucking training and this one talking and training. And then Erin Blanchfield's ready to come out and then nothing happens. And then Macy Barber gets taken to the hospital, allegedly for having seizures and passing out.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
And she had missed weight the night before.
00:53:29
Fuck Off
Half a pound, yeah.
00:53:29
Rich is a cunt
okay
00:53:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it looked brutal on the weight cut. And Aaron Blanchfield had been saying for weeks before this that Macy is unreliable and is going to pull out.
00:53:33
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:53:38
Matt LaRose
And then that's what ended ended up happening.
00:53:40
Rich is a cunt
She also said she wasn't going to make weight.
00:53:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Aaron Blanchfield got paid her show money, her win money, and like Macy Barber is like 20% of hers or her win bonus or something like that.
00:53:57
Matt LaRose
So she's definitely got paid, which they always do take care of you. But what a fucked up turn of events there, huh? Nothing like that's ever happened before.
00:54:05
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, not in a main event situation.
00:54:08
Fuck Off
Really? I felt like that has happened.
00:54:10
Rich is a cunt
It has happened on cards, like literally at the walkout.
00:54:11
Fuck Off
I mean, not during the walkout, but...
00:54:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:15
Rich is a cunt
And even to the point where Dana did his like little clip on Instagram of like Macy warming up like five minutes before the fight.
00:54:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. but Post some pictures of her getting her hands wrapped and everything and
00:54:24
Fuck Off
Yeah. um I didn't watch any of the fights because, frankly, I just wasn't into them. um I didn't think it was a great card, and and don't like Macy Barber anyway, so...
00:54:35
Matt LaRose
All her coaches are taken they say they're taking the heat for her, saying that it's their fault. They should have pulled her three weeks ago, and they pushed her, and they should have pulled her three hours before the fight, and they pushed her, and it's totally their fault. They fucked up, not her.
00:54:49
Rich is a cunt
Is it their fault that she she, I guess like last year she was in the hospital for 11 days for some infection, but then she went out and got her tits done. Like, get your shit together, bitch.
00:54:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Got to get your titties while you're hot, right, Richie?
00:55:03
Fuck Off
That's what I say.
00:55:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know. um
00:55:11
Fuck Off
Who cares?
00:55:13
Rich is a cunt
I agree.
00:55:13
Matt LaRose
I sure don't. This.
00:55:15
Rich is a cunt
Well, think because i stayed up and I didn't, I was tired as fuck.
00:55:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, I straight up fell asleep, so I was all good.
00:55:22
Fuck Off
I watched the Iron Claw again last night.
00:55:24
Rich is a cunt
Great movie.
00:55:25
Fuck Off
So depressing. I love it.
00:55:27
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, Maddie won't watch it.
00:55:30
Matt LaRose
I keep thinking I had that confused with the wrestler for a while.
00:55:33
Fuck Off
ah The rest are so depressing too, but the Iron Claw might be more depressing.
00:55:35
Rich is a cunt
They're both great in their own way.
00:55:37
Fuck Off
I love at the end when Zac Efron sits down as Kevin Von Eric and he starts crying in front of his kids and he's like, why you crying dad? And he said, cause I used to be a brother.
00:55:48
Fuck Off
i have a mine all killed myself.
00:55:53
Rich is a cunt
fucked up story.
00:55:55
Fuck Off
It's not an easy life for us.
00:55:58
Matt LaRose
Cheers and pal.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
This weekend is UFC three 16 in Newark, New Jersey.
00:56:05
Rich is a cunt
yeah I'll be there. Yeah, I'm going.
00:56:05
Fuck Off
I know.
00:56:06
Fuck Off
ah wasn't even going to watch it.
00:56:06
Matt LaRose
Are you going Martin? I remember you said you were going, right? Hmm.
00:56:10
Rich is a cunt
I'm driving down Friday. I mean, Saturday at like noon.
00:56:13
Matt LaRose
Nice.
00:56:13
Fuck Off
It's going to be a good set of fights, actually.
00:56:15
Matt LaRose
Sure. The prelims open at 6 p.m. There's four prelim card fights. I don't know any of these, dude, but one of them, you got a guy from Israel fighting, so that'll be fun.
00:56:27
Matt LaRose
And ah there's a women's flyweight, Richie, because you like the Czechs. Arian De Silva versus Wang Kong.
00:56:33
Fuck Off
Everybody Wang Kong tonight.
00:56:34
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, those girls aren't that good.
00:56:36
Matt LaRose
That's right. The prelims begin at 8 on ESPN. yeah ESPN plus at heavyweight, you have Sergei Spivak versus Waldo Cortez Acosta.
00:56:48
Matt LaRose
That's it.
00:56:48
Fuck Off
Honestly, I love Acosta. And Spivak's a good fighter. um Waldo is like, he's a fluid heavyweight guy. I got him.
00:56:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's he's huge. I'll take him, too. That's a Waldo's Cortez Acosta from the Dominican Republic. Spivak from Moldova.
00:57:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, but he's also... Didn't he train on a new Bedford?
00:57:11
Matt LaRose
Acosta?
00:57:12
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:13
Matt LaRose
Maybe I think so.
00:57:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think so.
00:57:14
Matt LaRose
Are you thinking about that other kid?
00:57:16
Fuck Off
ah Salsa Boy?
00:57:18
Matt LaRose
You're thinking Jorgen DeCastro.
00:57:20
Fuck Off
Salsa Boy.
00:57:20
Matt LaRose
Charles Biggie Boy Bennett.
00:57:23
Fuck Off
Salsa Boy.
00:57:24
Matt LaRose
You have Chaos with a K. Williams taking on Andreas Gustafson.
00:57:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, dude, that's a good fight. I like Chaos.
00:57:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:32
Rich is a cunt
That's a great fight.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
You have Azmat Merzikana versus Brenson Ribeiro.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got Azmat.
00:57:40
Matt LaRose
Asmets a minus 625. Brenson Ribeiro a plus 455.
00:57:44
Fuck Off
That doesn't bode well for him.
00:57:46
Matt LaRose
Those other fights didn't have any odds for some reason. At least not on the UFC website. ah ah Headlining the prelims. This is a good one. Bruno Silva versus Joshua Van.
00:57:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, that is.
00:57:59
Matt LaRose
Bruno Silva from Brazil a plus 470. Josh. Huh? Yeah.
00:58:02
Fuck Off
He's the Hulk, right?
00:58:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. hu
00:58:04
Fuck Off
Is that the Hulk?
00:58:05
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:58:07
Fuck Off
He's a plus 470?
00:58:08
Matt LaRose
He's a plus. Yeah, this kid Joshua Van from Myanmar is a minus 650. I've
00:58:12
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's a gangster, dude.
00:58:12
Fuck Off
oh
00:58:14
Matt LaRose
seen him fight before, so ah he's nasty. And then a main card starts at 10 p.m. This is a fucking opening up with a banger. Number 14, Vicente Luque takes on Kevin Holland.
00:58:29
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you one thing about Kevin Holland. The guy annoys me, but he fights all the fucking time, and I appreciate that.
00:58:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, he reminds me of Derek Brinson. Always has.
00:58:37
Matt LaRose
Vicente Luque, a plus two 20 Kevin Holland, a minus two 70.
00:58:42
Fuck Off
This is a pick-up fight.
00:58:42
Rich is a cunt
Listen,
00:58:45
Rich is a cunt
Holland is my jujitsu cousin.
00:58:50
Matt LaRose
So that's your pick.
00:58:52
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, of course.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
Excellent.
00:58:53
Rich is a cunt
I very rarely pick against Kevin Holland.
00:58:55
Matt LaRose
Uh, up next you have up next, you have bantamweight number 10, Mario Batista taking on patchy mix.
00:58:56
Fuck Off
This a gamer.
00:58:58
Rich is a cunt
He's crazy.
00:59:06
Fuck Off
I know.
00:59:06
Rich is a cunt
Let's fucking go.
00:59:07
Matt LaRose
This pat patchy mix Bellator champion, right?
00:59:07
Rich is a cunt
This is going to be awesome.
00:59:07
Fuck Off
Pass?
00:59:11
Matt LaRose
This kid's nasty.
00:59:12
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's awesome.
00:59:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's...
00:59:13
Rich is a cunt
Great wrestler. Decent strike. He's the fucking man. This fight's going to be awesome.
00:59:18
Matt LaRose
lot of these Bellator guys jumping ship coming over now. It's good stuff.
00:59:21
Fuck Off
Is Bellator even a thing
00:59:22
Rich is a cunt
um I'm picking Patchy in this one. What are the odds?
00:59:25
Matt LaRose
These actually on the UFC website, they have no odds listed for this fight.
00:59:29
Rich is a cunt
and Let's see. I'm going to go to the thing.
00:59:30
Matt LaRose
You could do some digging. That's good, though. Bellator champion comes over first fights against the number 10 fighter.
00:59:39
Fuck Off
Number 10, that's what a second group promoting there.
00:59:40
Rich is a cunt
Oh, shit. packs pat so They have a pat Patrick mix, but Patchy mix is a minus 180.
00:59:45
Fuck Off
Patchy's not favored.
00:59:48
Rich is a cunt
So he's the favorite coming over.
00:59:49
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:59:49
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:59:51
Matt LaRose
Wow. Can Batista play spoiler, Richie?
00:59:55
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:59:56
Matt LaRose
In just May. ah The featured event of the the featured bout of the evening is plus 300 Kelvin Gasolum versus minus 380 Joe Pfeiffer.
01:00:09
Fuck Off
Honestly, dude, this this is one of those fights that you'd never pick Gastelum and he always ends up winning somehow.
01:00:17
Rich is a cunt
I can't see how Gaslam wins this fight, but you're kind of right.
01:00:17
Matt LaRose
true.
01:00:20
Fuck Off
I can't either. I can't see how he wins any of them.
01:00:23
Matt LaRose
I will tell you this. They were doing some kind of media thing yesterday and Joe Piper rolls in. I don't know if they were doing pictures or something like that. He rolls in. He's got his fucking tarp off, fucking shredded, doing some boxing moves. The fucking thing cuts the Calvin Gastelum tarp off. Just looks like a fucking dough boy.
01:00:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:00:42
Matt LaRose
Like me standing in there fucking swinging. This dude is so much bigger than Joe Piper. It's fucking crazy.
01:00:47
Fuck Off
and he's got he's got a grind type of game where he can grapple. Although Pfeiffer can too, right? But it's going to be interesting.
01:00:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:54
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
01:00:56
Matt LaRose
And Kelvin Gaslam has been fighting for like a hundred years now.
01:01:03
Matt LaRose
Roughly. Right.
01:01:04
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's going to lose. Let's hope he loses.
01:01:07
Fuck Off
I do. And then he can go home.
01:01:10
Rich is a cunt
Right.
01:01:10
Matt LaRose
He's 20 and nine.
01:01:11
Matt LaRose
Honestly, you could say it's a loser lead town match. We've been doing a lot of those lately, but if you can't, yeah, it's true.
01:01:16
Fuck Off
Love them.
01:01:16
Rich is a cunt
Nah, Piper's not going anywhere, even if he loses. The UFC loves him.
01:01:21
Matt LaRose
I just don't like Joe Piper.
01:01:22
Rich is a cunt
And and hes he's off of contender like...
01:01:24
Matt LaRose
and Yeah. He's a decent fighter. Richie, the fight that I have been waiting to talk to you about.
01:01:34
Fuck Off
Which one?
01:01:34
Matt LaRose
Finally, this is finally your time, Richie.
01:01:34
Rich is a cunt
on
01:01:38
Rich is a cunt
I was with this cunt two weeks ago and she's worthless.
01:01:40
Fuck Off
Was it, was it me?
01:01:42
Matt LaRose
What, Richie?
01:01:43
Fuck Off
Was it me?
01:01:44
Matt LaRose
It's you. The women's champion, the women's bantamweight champion, Juliana Pena takes on number two contender, Kayla Harrison. Juliana, the Venezuelan vixen Pena, a plus 525.
01:01:58
Matt LaRose
five twenty five Kayla Harrison, a minus
01:02:03
Fuck Off
It's crazy odds. It really is because of
01:02:05
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, those odds are actually – you know what? I hate Juliana Pena, but those like that's worth a bet.
01:02:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's worth a bet because you honestly like Kayla is still this is Ronda Rousey all over again kind of
01:02:13
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:02:19
Fuck Off
She's obviously more experienced, right, at this point in time and is a lot more involved than Rhonda was back then just because of training and things.
01:02:19
Rich is a cunt
don't know.
01:02:27
Fuck Off
But it was steamrolling everybody come in When you meet a real goer, what's going to happen?
Locker Room Stories and Fighter Physiques
01:02:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she can't she can't chase it, Juliana Peña, like this, trying to grab her and walk right at her because she'll just fucking keep it right down the middle.
01:02:33
Fuck Off
Now – right.
01:02:41
Matt LaRose
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
01:02:43
Rich is a cunt
I shared a locker room with Juliana two weeks ago, three weeks ago, and she is literally horrible. like she is She's terrible in person too.
01:02:52
Fuck Off
I hope my girl rips Juliana Pena's clitoris over her own head and throws her out the ring so it looks like an actual parachute floating down to the floor.
01:03:00
Rich is a cunt
Cheers to that.
01:03:09
Rich is a cunt
That's a good visual for the listeners.
01:03:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:11
Fuck Off
I love Kayla Harrison. Her back is so yoked.
01:03:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:14
Fuck Off
I want ah want to saddle up on her and grab those traps and just fucking fuck put an actual saddle on her and just start riding. I
01:03:24
Rich is a cunt
That's literally the gayest thing I've heard all day.
01:03:27
Matt LaRose
it's The sweet sweet dear listeners were protected from watching Rich Rock back and forth while he was doing that.
01:03:28
Fuck Off
i think that's the opposite of gay.
01:03:34
Fuck Off
It's the opposite of gay. That's very hetero.
01:03:36
Matt LaRose
She is fucking like, let me ask you a question. Can you like, if you look at her, she looks like she's like a comic book character.
01:03:43
Fuck Off
Yes. Yes, I can.
01:03:44
Rich is a cunt
Yes.
01:03:48
Fuck Off
Yes, she looks like the She-Hulk.
01:03:48
Matt LaRose
Although in a comic book, she would have a more robust ass and titties, but
01:03:52
Fuck Off
You should call her She-Hulk.
01:03:54
Rich is a cunt
Have you seen her person?
01:03:56
Matt LaRose
no, I've never seen her in person.
01:03:57
Fuck Off
She's a little hard.
01:03:58
Rich is a cunt
She's fucking even more jacked in real life.
01:04:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying is muscularly. She's like a comic book character. Can you be built like that without taking Mexican supplements?
01:04:07
Fuck Off
Yes, I can.
01:04:09
Matt LaRose
Cause she's fucking jacked.
01:04:10
Rich is a cunt
She's doing it. Mike Brown did an interview this week and he was like, listen, some people are just born different and that's okay.
01:04:18
Rich is a cunt
He goes, the thing is when she was in the Olympics, she was tested every other week for years and years and years.
01:04:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, I saw that.
01:04:18
Matt LaRose
I mean, I get it
01:04:19
Fuck Off
It's very...
01:04:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:23
Fuck Off
That's the thing. She gets tested all the time. Is there something going on there? Yes. Females can't get that big. It's not just that she's ripped. You can get ripped as a female.
01:04:34
Matt LaRose
No, she's jacked.
01:04:35
Fuck Off
But you can't... She looks like Tiago fucking Silva.
01:04:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:40
Rich is a cunt
He'll go Alves.
01:04:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, Tiago Alves, too. He's in jail, isn't he?
01:04:44
Rich is a cunt
ah Probably should be.
01:04:45
Fuck Off
Uh...
01:04:45
Matt LaRose
No, I think, no, that's Pitbull, right? he's tra He coaches with Mikey Brown.
01:04:50
Fuck Off
Who?
01:04:51
Matt LaRose
Pitbull, Tiago Alves, Pitbull.
01:04:52
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. go yeah
01:04:53
Rich is a cunt
yeah
01:04:54
Fuck Off
But I mean, she's, she's got a thickness to her. It's not just ripped.
01:04:58
Matt LaRose
Dude.
01:04:59
Fuck Off
She's thick. So, I mean, is she doing some kind of Russian fucking space age polymer blood doping shit that they don't, they don't test for that shit.
01:05:08
Matt LaRose
Right.
01:05:09
Fuck Off
So
01:05:09
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying. is yeah I know that they test for things, but there are some things that...
01:05:15
Fuck Off
they're not testable.
01:05:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they there are always... they The things that they can test for, they're doing things that they...
01:05:18
Fuck Off
Now, But like testosterone and stuff, she's not out of line with any of that.
01:05:21
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean? They're always ahead of...
01:05:26
Fuck Off
So what is being done? i don't know. Maybe it's blood doping. Maybe it's something like that to continue. and she's a workout machine anyway. So –
01:05:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, she is constantly working out on riding aerodynes and she lives in Florida.
01:05:33
Fuck Off
um
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
I follow her on Instagram. She's in Florida sitting in the sun on her aerodyne like every day. Just fucking pedaling on the aerodyne.
Sean O'Malley's Lifestyle Changes and Fight Critiques
01:05:46
Fuck Off
God, I would love to just... I want like an hour with her in a room with nobody around.
01:05:51
Matt LaRose
Would you do it after she did an hour on the aerodyne so she's all sweaty and stinky and slippery or no?
01:05:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't care. I'll give her that advantage.
01:06:04
Matt LaRose
Still not going to help her though, is it?
01:06:06
Fuck Off
Not in my book.
01:06:09
Matt LaRose
And the main event of the evening, Richie, the rematch, two of your favorite fighters, Marab Dwalishvili defends his championship against Sean O'Malley trying to regain the crown.
01:06:16
Fuck Off
one
01:06:21
Fuck Off
Fuck this punk.
01:06:21
Matt LaRose
The sugar show is no more. Sean O'Malley says, I'm not smoking pot. I'm not partying. I'm not fucking other bitches. I'm hanging out. I'm grounded. I'm with my family. I'm with my daughter.
01:06:33
Matt LaRose
No more fucking pink hair bullshit. No more sugar show. I let that shit get ahead of me. And now it's all fucking business.
01:06:40
Fuck Off
Yep, that's what everybody says.
01:06:41
Rich is a cunt
Well, shit, maybe I can become a fan, though.
01:06:41
Matt LaRose
What you think?
01:06:43
Fuck Off
That's what everybody says after they lose and will continue to lose.
01:06:43
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:06:48
Fuck Off
There's no way he beats this guy.
01:06:50
Matt LaRose
Merab is a minus 325 O'Malley a plus 260.
01:06:54
Fuck Off
They could fight 20 times. It'll be the same result.
01:06:59
Matt LaRose
They said the last time when he was in the sphere, the the moment and everything in the sphere, all the visuals, it caught him. It it shook him. and
01:07:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, which is why you'll never be a champ. You don't have the mental mindset. Beat it, you homo.
01:07:11
Matt LaRose
Well, he was the champ.
01:07:12
Fuck Off
He's a fake champ. He's a paper champ.
01:07:14
Matt LaRose
Paper champ.
01:07:16
Fuck Off
wasn't even real. Who'd he beat?
01:07:19
Matt LaRose
For the championship?
01:07:20
Rich is a cunt
Cheeto.
01:07:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:07:22
Matt LaRose
Well, he did beat Cheeto, but not for the championship.
01:07:22
Rich is a cunt
Was it Cheeto?
01:07:22
Fuck Off
Fucking garbage.
01:07:25
Rich is a cunt
Oh, no, no. He he slept Aljo.
01:07:27
Matt LaRose
Aljo Sterling, yeah.
01:07:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. Al just, come on. Terrible. That guy should have never been champ. It was an embarrassment.
01:07:33
Matt LaRose
Let's see. you got ah He ah lost to Marab. Then he beat Cheeto. He beat Aljo. He beat Piotr Jan. He beat Munoz, Pavia, Chris Moutinho.
01:07:49
Matt LaRose
Almeida.
01:07:51
Fuck Off
Chris Mattino, I just did jujitsu with him.
01:07:54
Matt LaRose
He, uh, yep.
01:07:54
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he just got to go back to the UFC in two weeks.
01:07:57
Fuck Off
Yeah. I did gi and no gi with him couple weeks ago.
01:08:00
Matt LaRose
Shout out local guy. Uh, I believe the, it's gay, no gay.
01:08:03
Rich is a cunt
I bet it worked really well for you.
01:08:06
Fuck Off
umm I'm pretty good, Mark.
01:08:07
Rich is a cunt
No, you're not.
01:08:08
Fuck Off
I'm pretty good.
01:08:09
Rich is a cunt
Okay. Then we should do that sometime.
01:08:14
Fuck Off
I'll fucking kill you.
01:08:16
Rich is a cunt
You'll need a gun.
01:08:17
Fuck Off
I'll have one.
01:08:21
Rich is a cunt
I'm just saying hand to hand. I'll drive down there to do some jujitsu with you sometime.
01:08:25
Fuck Off
um Fine, let's start standing at least.
01:08:28
Rich is a cunt
Deal.
01:08:29
Fuck Off
Okay.
01:08:30
Rich is a cunt
I've been doing the peptides, Richie. I'm feeling fucking good.
01:08:33
Fuck Off
I bet I can tell. You want to know the worst thing about peptides?
01:08:38
Rich is a cunt
Is that bald?
01:08:39
Fuck Off
Getting to stopping.
01:08:42
Rich is a cunt
Stopping?
01:08:43
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:08:44
Rich is a cunt
i'm I'm a week and a half off. I did it until my knee felt better and then I stopped.
01:08:49
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
01:08:50
Rich is a cunt
I did one cycle for a month.
01:08:55
Rich is a cunt
I feel good.
01:08:57
Fuck Off
and be I'm sure you do. Why don't you try weed?
01:08:58
Matt LaRose
Sure you do, Chuck.
01:09:01
Fuck Off
You'll feel better.
01:09:01
Rich is a cunt
i take I take the gummy bears at night when I can't sleep.
01:09:05
Fuck Off
About time.
01:09:06
Rich is a cunt
No time.
01:09:08
Matt LaRose
Did you know that there's a limit to how much weed you can buy in Massachusetts at a dispensary?
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01:09:13
Fuck Off
Only per day.
01:09:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, I didn't know that, but I hit i hit the limit for the first time yesterday.
01:09:18
Rich is a cunt
Congratulations.
01:09:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's fun.
01:09:20
Matt LaRose
Cro-Mags, baby, it's the limit. I know I just went to I I like to have a steady stock of pre-roll joints because I don't like to roll them.
01:09:23
Fuck Off
i
01:09:30
Matt LaRose
So I went and I picked up some pre-rolls and a couple of disposable vape pens and I just out curiosity was like, hey, do you guys sell pre-roll blunts? And they were like, oh, yeah. So they pull up the whole thing and I was like, oh, well, I'll take one of those.
01:09:41
Fuck Off
I bought six of them.
01:09:41
Matt LaRose
One of those.
01:09:43
Fuck Off
I bought six of them with the in fu the the two and a half gram one with the glass tip, and they were infused with resin and wax.
01:09:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:51
Fuck Off
That's what I had
01:09:51
Rich is a cunt
You need to get them infused with fentanyl so you croak.
01:09:56
Fuck Off
Hmm. I would smoke that.
01:09:58
Rich is a cunt
I know you would.
01:10:00
Matt LaRose
They wouldn't want to do that because then they'd lose a customer.
01:10:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm a good customer.
01:10:04
Matt LaRose
But yeah, so I got some pre-roll blunts. I don't know if they got all kind of that wacky shit in it like what you're talking about, but I didn't even know that there was a limit.
01:10:09
Fuck Off
Let's hope so.
01:10:12
Fuck Off
it's a It's like a cash limit or something.
01:10:14
Matt LaRose
No, it was supposed to be the guy said it's like 26 grams or 28 grams.
01:10:16
Fuck Off
Was it a gram limit?
01:10:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:19
Fuck Off
No, less.
01:10:21
Matt LaRose
whatever it was, however many grams you can buy. i had gotten like, if it was 16 grams, he was like, you're at a 15.75. And I was like, perfect.
01:10:33
Matt LaRose
So
01:10:35
Rich is a cunt
All right, gentlemen, on that note, I got to roll.
01:10:36
Fuck Off
Why these guys gotta hire Charmello and fucking fucking tell us how much dope we can have?
01:10:40
Matt LaRose
we just had a good, we had a good flow going.
01:10:42
Fuck Off
We should have as much dope as we want.
01:10:44
Matt LaRose
It's true.
01:10:46
Fuck Off
You gotta roll.
01:10:49
Fuck Off
That's it.
01:10:50
Rich is a cunt
I'm out of here.
01:10:51
Matt LaRose
That's all I got.
01:10:51
Rich is a cunt
i'll I'll catch you guys next week. I'll let you know how it goes in New York.
01:10:54
Matt LaRose
Great.
01:10:54
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. Have fun.
01:10:55
Matt LaRose
New Jersey. well say
01:10:57
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, same, same.
01:10:57
Fuck Off
Tell Al Jermaine Sterling he sucks.
01:11:00
Rich is a cunt
If I see him, I will absolutely tell him and record it, and I'll say, Rich Savasano thinks you're a cunt.
01:11:01
Fuck Off
He'll be there. He'll be there. He'll be there. Yeah, tell him to tune into our podcast so he can hear me saying he's a cunt.
01:11:10
Rich is a cunt
Neil.
01:11:12
Matt LaRose
Tell him you do a podcast and your co-host really wants him to be on the show.
01:11:20
Fuck Off
Majid was like, you want me to do your podcast? i was like, nah, that wouldn't help you.
01:11:24
Matt LaRose
so Yeah, but it could help us.
01:11:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's true.
01:11:29
Matt LaRose
He could pump us out to all of his boys.
01:11:31
Fuck Off
I think we were on his Instagram again getting blasted.
01:11:35
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
01:11:37
Fuck Off
What else we got?
01:11:37
Matt LaRose
i can't I can't believe your neighbors didn't yell at him. Honestly, i didn't the only other thing I had in case we needed shit to talk about was Diddy. But again, on that, i don't even I've been behind on that too. i watched I think I told you that I watched that documentary about all the fucked up shit that he's done.
01:11:50
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:11:52
Matt LaRose
And then I don't i haven't watched anymore anything since then.
01:11:53
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah, they're doing the cross-examination stuff now.
01:11:57
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:11:58
Fuck Off
Anyway.
01:11:59
Matt LaRose
So you just keep hearing more and more fucked up shit that comes out. so
01:12:02
Fuck Off
I sure do
01:12:04
Matt LaRose
How much more fucked up shit can you hear in one day?
01:12:08
Fuck Off
Depends who you're talking to. Alright.
01:12:10
Matt LaRose
Ain't that the truth, pal.
01:12:14
Matt LaRose
I don't have anything else. You got anything else?
01:12:19
Matt LaRose
You take me away on a sweet, sweet tender. Oh, real quick. One thing real quick is what I want to say a message to our dear listeners, Richie, because you, as you know, without them, we are nothing.
01:12:24
Fuck Off
What?
01:12:30
Matt LaRose
And we, as you know, we don't ever ask our listeners for anything, but please do this. Give us a like, give us some subscribe five-star review. We ask you about all that shit in the past. If you click the subscribe button, when we have weeks like last week, when Richie just can't make it happen.
01:12:46
Matt LaRose
And we're going to, we're going to miss a week. If you subscribe, when we drop this one, it just automatically populates. And if you don't listen to it, just swipe it and click play like you did so that we get a view. We appreciate that.
01:12:58
Matt LaRose
And that's it.
01:12:59
Fuck Off
amazing.
01:12:59
Matt LaRose
We don't, we don't ask you guys for anything, but we love you. That's the other reason we do this.
01:13:02
Fuck Off
That's amazing knowledge.
01:13:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man.
01:13:04
Fuck Off
You just dropped some knowledge on these punks.
01:13:06
Matt LaRose
Drop some knowledge. Click the subscribe button. It's effortless.
01:13:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, why don't you even do it, you homos? If you're going to listen to us, click a button.
01:13:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:14
Matt LaRose
And then you won't miss us. If we miss a week, that's our bad. But when we don't expect that you're going to be like, oh, it's Wednesday or Thursday. I'd better go check and make sure of the fucking infinite abyss boys drop the pod.
01:13:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, what do I got to do?
01:13:24
Matt LaRose
You can just.
01:13:25
Fuck Off
All the work for you?
01:13:26
Matt LaRose
We can just enter you automatically, Richie.
01:13:26
Fuck Off
Christ. Do something on your own, you faggots.
01:13:38
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
01:13:42
Matt LaRose
Drop us an email. If it had best pot at gmail.com.
01:13:49
Matt LaRose
It's really quiet, Richie. You got to turn it up.
01:13:59
Fuck Off
I think DJ Dragon should take me out as a special guest. I'm bringing the fucking pain with the fucking DJ action.
01:14:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:14:07
Fuck Off
Let's be honest.
01:14:08
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what, I don't think that if he was on this podcast and sent it out and helped us promote it I don't think it would be good for his career.
01:14:16
Fuck Off
No, it wouldn't help him either.