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Infinite Abyss Episode 51: Diddy’s Tiddies
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Richie and Matty are back this week talking the Diddy trial, are the Celtics doomed? Playoff hockey, UFC 315, does Bill Belichick care what you think? And so much more!!!
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Introduction of DJ Savvy Sav
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Matt LaRose
Oh.
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Matt LaRose
Prom Animal. The Uncannibal D. Public Enemy number one.
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Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah, Rishi. Well done.
Frustrations with Podcast Coordination
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Fuck Off
Not bad, huh?
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Matt LaRose
Well done.
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Fuck Off
Not bad. DJ Savvy Sav in the Hizow.
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Matt LaRose
DJ Dick.
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Fuck Off
um bring the noise to my public enemy number one.
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Matt LaRose
We
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Fuck Off
Where is this pedophile?
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Matt LaRose
were all set and ready to go.
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Fuck Off
What holiday happening right now that I need to be aware of?
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Matt LaRose
We had confirmed...
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Matt LaRose
we were we were all set and ready to go we had confirmed members all the way up to just very recently minutes ago.
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Fuck Off
Hmm.
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Matt LaRose
And then I, so we signed on and it was radio silent. And i said, i said, Martin. And then he said, you were here.
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Fuck Off
I'm here. I'm here. Here I am.
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Matt LaRose
He said, out, sorry.
Hating Someone Due to Inconveniences
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Fuck Off
After ah set time.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. And after I sent the email, sent the text saying the emails have been sent and then no reply to that. And then I said, Martin. And he said, out, sorry.
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Fuck Off
He's such a cunt.
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Matt LaRose
you ever Have you ever reached a point with them?
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Fuck Off
Such a cunt.
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Matt LaRose
Maybe you know someone like this in your life, dear listeners, where you just don't think that you can hate somebody more than you currently do. And then it's like, it's not even like a big deal what they do.
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Matt LaRose
They just do it. And you're like, you know, i just hate you.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, that's exactly it for me. Because it's mostly because,
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Fuck Off
i what is my time not important? So now I have to do a business justification of who's more valuable at cost per hour and time.
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Matt LaRose
No.
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Fuck Off
And, I mean, you know, I don't want to pull the old big brother card out here, but step into my office, spanky.
Podcast Flexibility vs. Rigidity
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Matt LaRose
Famously, you'll remember that one of the reasons we so restarted doing the podcast was so that we could record literally anytime, anywhere, at any point.
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Fuck Off
Although it only means, i guess, one time in particular on one day for you idiots.
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Matt LaRose
and And martinton martin was Martin was the one who specifically requested we need to have a set date and time.
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Fuck Off
What is it?
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Matt LaRose
It's Wednesdays 3.30. could have recorded today.
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Fuck Off
Well, that doesn't work for me anymore.
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Matt LaRose
could have recorded tomorrow. We could record later. It doesn't matter to me. It's just this the time that
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Matt LaRose
we can record later it doesn't matter to me it's just this is with a time that because of Martin we've always settled on.
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Fuck Off
Hate him.
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Matt LaRose
So, I mean, that's, you know, maybe he's Shaggy.
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Fuck Off
Reminds me a fucking Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
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Matt LaRose
it's I was almost went Yogi Bear on you there. Yeah, Shaggy. Unreal, man.
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Fuck Off
Ugh.
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Matt LaRose
That's your buddy. So, I mean, whatever. If you want to ah take the reins and wring your little boy by the neck there and get whip him in line, that's, ah you know, it's your buddy.
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Fuck Off
Not my boy. It's your tag team partner, Cactus Jack.
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Matt LaRose
I am like a giant bear and he is like my little slippery smooth twink boy.
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Fuck Off
Told you. Looks like Shaggy.
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Matt LaRose
We could make a killing on OnlyFans.
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Fuck Off
Oh, fuck. That would be great.
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Matt LaRose
It would definitely be worse for him than it would be for me. ah
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Fuck Off
I'm hoping so.
Infinite Abyss Podcast & Sunny Weather
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Matt LaRose
What's up everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty the Rose. Across from me, as always... tarps off because it's fucking 80 degrees in summertime baby the inevitable Rich Savastano yeah
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Fuck Off
fucking beautiful out, Rosie.
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Fuck Off
I was out catching some rays on the old Deckeroni. Well, you know, it's what happens. so you You're doing work, and then all of a sudden you're getting tan. It's beautiful. You don't even realize it.
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Matt LaRose
yeah I got a nice base tan slash sunburn because I was cruising in the Camaro all day Sunday when the sun was blazing T tops off. Just fucking letting it cook, baby.
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Fuck Off
What actually got burned? Just your left arm?
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Matt LaRose
My right arm outside and my left arm outside. And because of the way that the T top roof goes, you get blasted on these. You want me to show you my thighs real quick?
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Fuck Off
I'd rather you didn't.
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Matt LaRose
You get blasted on these thighs right here.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, it looks like a few other people have done as well.
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Matt LaRose
These thighs have been blasted, Richie, let me tell you.
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Fuck Off
I believe it after seeing that.
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Matt LaRose
ah
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Fuck Off
So white.
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Matt LaRose
I'm of the North, as they say.
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Fuck Off
Yeah. Not my taste, Big Bear.
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Matt LaRose
I'm not a bootlicking fucking olive oil lover like you are, pal.
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Fuck Off
I'm an eggplant.
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Matt LaRose
hero You're or something.
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Matt LaRose
An eggplant is one of them.
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Fuck Off
Mort would be a piker. He's a pikey.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's a little fucking gypsy. He really is, honestly.
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Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
He might as well be. The only thing he doesn't do is move a whole bunch.
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Fuck Off
just want to bite his face off.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's interesting. Rich, I got to tell you, I got a good thing I want to start this off with. I wasn't expecting it. This just came into me, but ah
Diddy's Legal Troubles and Allegations
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Fuck Off
Oh.
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Matt LaRose
did you did you know and are you caught up with any of the happenings that the trial of Diddy has started?
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Fuck Off
No, I don't follow that shit, man.
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Matt LaRose
Well, i don't follow that shit either, but I've been hearing this fucking, well, this, let me tell you something.
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Fuck Off
guess I should.
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Matt LaRose
We're going to have a discussion. I have two excerpts for you that I'm going to hit you with real quick, uh, that are going to make us start becoming a fan of this. Cause I really want to get your, uh, your thoughts on this is, uh, so number one, um,
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Matt LaRose
There's ah one of his most famous exes testified yesterday and it was horrific. There's whole ah her name is Cassie, which was.
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Fuck Off
For who?
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Fuck Off
For who? Who is it horrific for?
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Matt LaRose
Oh, well, I guess you'll be the judge of that. Here's a one line synopsis of it. There's hotel camera footage of her trying to escape and he drags her through the hallway and kicks her.
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Fuck Off
Haven't we seen this before or no?
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Matt LaRose
I don't know. I haven't seen it before, but so that was just like a taste of it. um
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Fuck Off
Yeah, here's a taste of it.
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Matt LaRose
So yesterday, Diddy's daughters storm out of courtroom as male stripper details having sex with Cassie, ah which is their mother, the woman that I was just telling you about.
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Fuck Off
Nice.
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Matt LaRose
um Male stripper details having sex with Cassie as Diddy pleasured himself.
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Fuck Off
nice
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Matt LaRose
And then his daughters stormed out of the courtroom all holding hands together. She was a singer who was apparently one of his exes and had baby mamas with. And then, uh, this is just snippet from a fresh TMZ article.
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Matt LaRose
She was asked what would happen after the escort ejaculated on her. And she testified that Diddy would want to put on his body in the next room. And then she would spread the semen on Diddy's nipples.
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Matt LaRose
That's a court testified quote.
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Fuck Off
and Interesting
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Matt LaRose
So I was just, I, this is the most i I've, this is what I've learned about it.
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Fuck Off
wait Where did this jizz come from?
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Matt LaRose
Uh, that came from the male escort that he was watching plow her.
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Fuck Off
And he Where did he drop his nuggets On her?
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Matt LaRose
So he,
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Matt LaRose
I didn't say where his nuggets go. He was just saying that he was giving himself the old fucking five finger death punch while she was getting railed by the male stripper.
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Fuck Off
Hmm
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Matt LaRose
And then the male stripper was jacking off on her. And then she was going to take it and then put it all over Diddy's Diddy's titties as this, as it were.
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Fuck Off
What is with fucking black people and lotion?
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Matt LaRose
And also like, what's with like being,
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Fuck Off
They gotta put lotion on everything I don't know is that gay?
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Matt LaRose
why is it a Why is it that when you're really rich, you're into really gay shit?
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Matt LaRose
I mean, is it gay to rub another dude's cum all over you?
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Fuck Off
I don't know, after you just paid them to breed some bitch that maybe you hate?
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Matt LaRose
All right.
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Fuck Off
In disgust? I don't know. I guess it just depends how you look at it.
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Matt LaRose
I mean, I'm just kind of all still, you can see where I get mucked up here is the part where like, like if I jerked off and then some, if I jerked off on a chick and then she took it and then rubbed it on your titties, what would, how would that make you feel?
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Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. Well, muck is the correct term.
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Fuck Off
Ha, ha, ha.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
and
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Matt LaRose
ear irregardless of whether or not you might hate that bitch or something do you want her to rub my cum on your titties
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Fuck Off
Look, I'm just thinking of it from the point of narcissist who believes he can do anything and rule the world.
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Fuck Off
like Like, he thinks he's he's not a person. He's not a president. He's not a... He's just... He's Right? And what's, how do you push boundaries? And fucking people are weird, dude. I don't know. Is he part of a cult that he's got to fucking sacrifice him? Like, who knows what the fuck's going on?
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Matt LaRose
I want to know. i want to know what the fuck's going on.
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Fuck Off
I mean, you can assume very shortly you're going to start hearing about male strippers that are banging other dudes in the can hole for Diddy.
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Matt LaRose
i want to know what's going on.
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Matt LaRose
I want to know what's going on with Jay-Z. I want to know what's going on with Bieber.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly Bieber's a twank faux show So he got some fucking Yeah, he got some fucking The Biebs That's what happens Then you get railed
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Matt LaRose
I want to know what's going on with Usher. I want to know what's
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Matt LaRose
That kid's real fucked up.
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Matt LaRose
He was a young, young, a young, young lad when he started being Mr. He was just a kid that was singing songs on YouTube in Canada. And then then your old uncle Diddy says, why don't you come down to New York with me?
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Fuck Off
We'll run a train on you, son That's how we train you I mean, that's the kind of shit up there That he's thinking now like I mean, i yeah he's one step away from her Fucking snowballing him too Fucking taking that jizz and just spitting it in his mouth I mean, is Diddy gay?
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Matt LaRose
That's what I want to.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Probably, yeah
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Matt LaRose
I mean, it seems like, like I said, irregardless of whether you hate the bitch or whatever the problem is, I think if some dudes coming and then somehow, no matter how it happens, if I come and it ends up on your chest, you're definitely gay.
00:11:50
Fuck Off
I don't think so. You blew your load first, you fag.
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Matt LaRose
No, because I'm blowing my load.
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Fuck Off
I still haven't even busted a nut.
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Matt LaRose
No, no, because I've blowed my I've blowed my load on this chick.
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Fuck Off
No.
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Matt LaRose
And then that chick's taking my load off of her and putting it on you. She rubbing it all over your titties. You're definitely gay, dude. I was I come.
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Fuck Off
I think that means you're gay. Like you just jizzed.
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Matt LaRose
No, dude, I was just banging this chick.
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Fuck Off
You just jizzed so that I could collect your fucking jizzed.
00:12:16
Matt LaRose
No, because you were. Hold on. I'm going to, got you right here because listen to what it said. ah It says right here. Hold on. Let me go back. Let me go back.
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Matt LaRose
Oh man, I went too far. ah
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Matt LaRose
Where did it go?
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Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Male stripper detailed having sex with his chick while he pleasured himself so that you're getting cucked. I'm cucking you. I'm banging your bitch while you're sitting there like the little cuck that you are jerking off.
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Matt LaRose
And then I blow my load all over this bitch. And then you're such a little gay cuck boy. She's going to take my cum and rub it on you.
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Fuck Off
No, he's he's making you disposable, and he just took whatever bit of your soul would have been left away from you.
00:13:06
Matt LaRose
You're gay.
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Matt LaRose
Listen, that's fine if that's how you want to frame it, but you're gay while you're doing that.
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Fuck Off
I'm not doing anything, first of all.
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Matt LaRose
We're going, well, no, if you remember the example started was, it was my cum on your titties. So let's go back to that part. How much would you love that?
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Fuck Off
I definitely wouldn't.
00:13:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'd look at you and be like, look at how gay you are. So anyways, this is,
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Fuck Off
That's fucking weird. I'm surprised.
00:13:45
Matt LaRose
This is two days.
00:13:45
Fuck Off
guess you're right.
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Matt LaRose
This is.
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Fuck Off
There's going to be a lot of weird shit coming out of this.
00:13:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is two days into the trial and we're getting and the the kids made it two days ah before they were like, we're fucking out of here, man. Dad's fucking getting cocked and bums wiping jizz on him and shit like this is fucking crazy shit.
00:14:05
Fuck Off
Fucking idiots. Why are they so stupid? These people.
00:14:08
Matt LaRose
So there's a fucking, you have max, which by the way, I read today is going back to being called HBO max again. But anyways, yeah, it's so stupid.
00:14:15
Fuck Off
Good, because it's confusing as fuck.
00:14:18
Matt LaRose
um So anyways, on max, there's like a Diddy docu series, like about a Diddy diddle doc about all the fucked ups.
00:14:23
Fuck Off
Diddy-duck. Diddy-diddle. I saw it.
00:14:27
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen it, but now i'm like, fuck, do I have to, I hate for the record. I've always hated Diddy. So I'm like, this is fucking great for me, but I'm like, fuck, maybe now I'm going to watch this fucking thing.
00:14:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, I didn't see the documentary. I went, I saw the... the I saw it on the lit I'm in the middle of watching did I just finish from that I think it was Tokyo Vice I just finished the season I started Landman and Mobland
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
You saw that it was on there. Yeah. I might fucking.
00:14:55
Matt LaRose
Mobland Paramount Plus with Tom Hardy.
00:14:58
Fuck Off
Yeah I like it It's good Yeah I like it Guy Ritchie As well Pierce Brosnan is great Helen Mirren is great
00:14:59
Matt LaRose
How's that? Is it good? Because I love Tom Hardy. Interesting.
00:15:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:15:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't have Paramount Plus, but I would watch that show.
00:15:13
Fuck Off
It's really good.
00:15:14
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:15:15
Fuck Off
um ah Getting back to that, that's weird shit. I don't know. It's like, this is only the tip of the spear, dude.
00:15:21
Matt LaRose
That's day one. This is day one.
00:15:25
Fuck Off
This is only one escort.
00:15:27
Matt LaRose
And this is happening.
00:15:27
Fuck Off
This is the one that was lucky enough to jizz on his bitch.
00:15:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:32
Fuck Off
Because some of these others aren't going to be as lucky.
00:15:32
Matt LaRose
Wow. You must.
00:15:35
Fuck Off
One of these motherfuckers going to have is going to be like, So I had my cock and balls buried into Biebs' asshole with Diddy underneath as a dumpster. So every time I pulled my cock out, it was like an enema.
00:15:51
Matt LaRose
That is vile.
00:15:51
Fuck Off
Really, Jay-Z?
00:15:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:56
Fuck Off
I'm just saying, we're going to hear some weird shit.
00:15:59
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying, man.
00:15:59
Fuck Off
I would be prepared.
00:16:01
Matt LaRose
I actually.
00:16:01
Fuck Off
I think it's it's too early just ah
00:16:06
Matt LaRose
i will read this is that this is ah I googled what is Diddy on trial for right now? And I got him. I got an AI overview that I can share with you.
00:16:17
Fuck Off
Oh, I love these now. These are the best.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
So the AI overview says Sean Diddy Combs is currently on trial in Manhattan federal court, which actually I thought that they were in California. So this is actually real time.
00:16:30
Fuck Off
No, this is New York.
00:16:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is New York time. ah Facing charges related to sex trafficking, racketeering conspiracy, and transportation to engage in prostitution. Here's a breakdown of the charges and what they entail.
00:16:46
Matt LaRose
Sex trafficking and racketeering conspiracy. Prosecutors allege that Diddy operated a criminal enterprise involving the sexual exploitation of women. This includes accusations of forming women forcing women into, quote, freak-offs, end quote, drug-fueled sex parties using coercion, intimidation, and violence to control them.
00:17:02
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:17:11
Matt LaRose
Transportation to engage in prostitution. This charge stems from allegations allegations that Diddy transported women across state lines for the purpose of prostitution.
00:17:24
Matt LaRose
ah key allegations, freak offs, the indictment, is that how I say that? Indictment?
00:17:32
Fuck Off
Indictment.
00:17:33
Matt LaRose
Indictment describes Diddy's alleged freak offs as elaborate drug fueled sex parties where women were forced to engage with male sex workers. Prosecutors claim Diddy and his associates use drugs, threats and violence to coerce women into participating and to ensure their silence.
00:17:54
Matt LaRose
Blackmail and intimidation. Diddy is accused of filming these encounters and using the recordings as leverage to control and intimidate the women. He allegedly threatened to expose the videos if they did not comply with his demands or attempt to leave.
00:18:11
Matt LaRose
Diddy has pled not guilty to all charges. Of course, he denies any wrongdoing. And his defense team argues that the events and questions were consensual encounters between Diddy and various girlfriends and that the accusations are baseless.
00:18:25
Matt LaRose
but baseless And Diddy's trial is currently underway with his former girlfriend, Cassie Ventura, as a key witness for the prosecution. If convicted on all charges, Diddy could face lengthy prison sentence, potentially up to life imprisonment.
00:18:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, there you go.
00:18:50
Matt LaRose
I'll get you a live update.
00:18:55
Matt LaRose
Cassie Ventura returned to the stand today for more bombshell testimony. She testified she was frequently physically abused by the rat mogul, suffered multiple medical issues and results ah multiple medical issues as a result of constant freak-offs, the drug-fueled orgies allegedly orchestrated by Combs.
00:19:21
Fuck Off
oh So he made her have sex She got injured
00:19:21
Matt LaRose
She was... Yeah. Her insides probably got fucking, what's that thing that you always say? Like a, no, what is it?
00:19:29
Fuck Off
Impaled Oh yeah Pink sock Yeah Yeah I've prolapsed some people
00:19:31
Matt LaRose
Like uh, when it, like a inside out sock, what do you always say? Yeah. Big sock. What is that? Like a prolapse? That's what you always say. You always have an affinity for doing that to people's insides.
00:19:45
Matt LaRose
Hmm. I feel like she got prolapsed.
00:19:49
Fuck Off
She got something lapsed. That's the thing as well. Is this...
00:19:56
Fuck Off
It's just weird. It's a long time later. Nothing's ever been done. Who's looked the other way? So this is going to fuck up a lot of people's shit.
00:20:07
Matt LaRose
She's talking, uh, every update is like a, probably I guess, uh, like her, the things. Oh, so this is all like 18
00:20:16
Fuck Off
She was on drugs. How does she fucking know what happened?
00:20:19
Matt LaRose
minutes ago, short court shown picture of Ventura with a black eye. 23 minutes ago, she dated, she said she broke up with kid Cootie after Combs threatened her 43 minutes ago.
00:20:33
Matt LaRose
Her mother took pictures of her bruises. 43 minutes ago, another alleged incident of physical violence. Another beating, an hour ago, another beating that happened inside of a car.
00:20:44
Matt LaRose
So this dude's just beating the fuck out of her and fucking, you know, drugging her up, getting her decored like an apple.
00:20:52
Fuck Off
What does this have to do with freak off parties?
00:20:56
Matt LaRose
I think, well, they were saying like in that one that she was saying that like she had some severe injuries due to the freak off parties.
00:21:06
Fuck Off
It's
00:21:07
Matt LaRose
You know? I don't know. It's only day one, Richie.
00:21:11
Fuck Off
day one A lot can happen Two sides to every story Probably six No doubt
00:21:13
Matt LaRose
ah well
00:21:17
Matt LaRose
There's two results to every prolapse is what they say.
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
So I feel like that's go there's going to be some shit in the coming days and weeks and whatnot that are going to be right up your alley as far as that's concerned.
00:21:31
Fuck Off
I guess we're gonna have to watch
00:21:33
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Boston Celtics' Season Challenges
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
ah Speaking of getting your asshole prolapsed, talk to me about, ah you know, I traditionally don't follow basketball as I hate it, but I've heard that your Boston Celtics have found themselves in quite a jam.
00:21:51
Fuck Off
and Quite a pickle.
00:21:52
Matt LaRose
little bit of a pickle there. And yeah.
00:21:55
Fuck Off
They're fucking terrible. Can't stay Missoula anyway. But now now that Tatum's out, yeah, they're done.
00:21:58
Matt LaRose
I mean, they got to be done now, right? Yeah. Isn't he like one of the best players in the NBA?
00:22:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:22:07
Matt LaRose
I mean, he's definitely, he's like the best player on the team, right?
00:22:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, they have good players, but yeah, I mean, he's one of the league's superstars.
00:22:13
Matt LaRose
No.
00:22:16
Matt LaRose
It'd be like Pasternak blowing out his Achilles.
00:22:22
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:22:24
Matt LaRose
And that's traditionally not something that you come back.
00:22:26
Fuck Off
it would be like It would be like Ovi blowing out his Achilles.
00:22:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that would be really bad. And you don't really come back from that very quickly.
00:22:34
Fuck Off
Well, um...
00:22:38
Fuck Off
um Kevin Durant did He came back Sat out a year though So odds are Tatum misses all of next year Shit I don't know 34 maybe
00:22:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:49
Matt LaRose
How old is he?
00:22:56
Matt LaRose
Is that old? Like what's considered old for a basketball player?
00:23:01
Fuck Off
Maybe he's 32 Um um
00:23:04
Matt LaRose
He's 27, so you're way off.
00:23:05
Fuck Off
All right, sweet. So he's got a lot of years left.
00:23:08
Matt LaRose
Right. so if he comes back
00:23:08
Fuck Off
he's He's got till he's like 36.
00:23:10
Matt LaRose
So if he comes back, he can still have a ah good career.
00:23:13
Fuck Off
Oh, Kevin Durant has. Yeah, he's had fucking five great seasons since he's come back.
00:23:19
Matt LaRose
Really?
Disinterest in Baseball Changes
00:23:20
Matt LaRose
I feel like an Achilles in basketball is pretty important. lot of running and jumping and whatnot.
00:23:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, the Celtics suck.
00:23:29
Matt LaRose
So now what is it? The Knicks are up three games to one in tonight's game five?
00:23:34
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:23:36
Matt LaRose
You going?
00:23:37
Fuck Off
Fuck no, thank God I did with some little mini New York guy was not pleasant It was awful All he did is talk about the fucking Rangers And the fucking Knicks And the fucking Yankees
00:23:39
Matt LaRose
Did you go to the game last week?
00:23:47
Matt LaRose
It sounds awful.
00:23:57
Matt LaRose
That sounds fucking terrible.
00:23:59
Fuck Off
was like, talk about your football teams, idiot
00:24:03
Matt LaRose
I mean, what do you even talk about the Rangers for anyways? They fucking blew it too. They tanked like the fucking Bruins did.
00:24:09
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, you know how New York fans are.
00:24:12
Matt LaRose
I know it is. They're fucking unreal.
00:24:14
Fuck Off
there was i Speaking of, there was a big fight after Game 2 in Boston outside. A bunch of Celtic guys beat the piss out of a bunch of New York guys.
00:24:24
Matt LaRose
next guys oh really oh well you know what i'm glad that that's at least i consider i consider boston a huge disappointment as the city is just a fucking cesspool of cunts now uh so to hear that there's still some boston on new york sports violence that i mean that makes me happy because i feel like that's kind of like a lost like a lost art
00:24:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:42
Fuck Off
Yeah Yeah it's It's interesting that they brought it Typically it's the baseball fans They're mental Which is odd
00:24:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I, I've been having this thing lately where it's like, I kind of feel like this with basketball, but with baseball, it really blows my mind. It's like people still watch baseball and give a fuck about baseball.
00:25:06
Fuck Off
I hate all sports
00:25:08
Matt LaRose
okay It's just crazy to me. And I used to love baseball. It used to ride or die the Red Sox. And now I could give a fuck.
00:25:16
Fuck Off
They changed everything. Everything changed.
00:25:18
Matt LaRose
It's true. Like, well, it's like, I was just saying, man, Boston, Boston,
00:25:19
Fuck Off
You got closers. They've got setup men. They've got mid men. They've got starters that can only go on so many pitches. It's like, this is bullshit.
00:25:29
Matt LaRose
I'm all done.
00:25:30
Fuck Off
Just go fucking play.
00:25:32
Matt LaRose
I watch real sports.
00:25:33
Fuck Off
Play until you can't.
00:25:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Sorry about your fucking Tommy John surgery.
00:25:39
Fuck Off
right.
00:25:40
Matt LaRose
Baseball's gay.
00:25:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, I have no interest in it at all. I hate going to games. It's torturous for me.
00:25:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. and well Plus the thing too is Fedway Park fucking blows, dude.
00:25:52
Fuck Off
Everything blows.
00:25:53
Matt LaRose
It's true. The garden blows. It's true. You're right. Boston sucks. That's i'm saying. Boston fucking Boston was awesome for a long time and now it's a fucking it sucks.
00:26:06
Fuck Off
Patriots going to fucking have a monster year. I can't wait.
00:26:09
Matt LaRose
I can't wait. Vrabel's the man.
00:26:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're going to win at least eight games.
00:26:15
Matt LaRose
I think this is going to be a big year. Bill Belichick's going to be fucking crushing it in fucking North Carolina.
00:26:21
Fuck Off
I don't think so.
00:26:22
Matt LaRose
I think football's back, baby.
00:26:23
Fuck Off
They're saying he's getting fired.
00:26:25
Matt LaRose
You think so?
00:26:26
Fuck Off
His buyout is after, goes from $10 million to $1 million.
00:26:30
Matt LaRose
His chick's fucking crazy, huh? everybody
00:26:32
Fuck Off
I hope so. She's great.
00:26:33
Matt LaRose
every Everybody's trying to figure out what the fuck's going on with her.
00:26:38
Fuck Off
What do you mean? but She's sucking his dick. That's what's going on.
00:26:42
Matt LaRose
She's locking him down.
00:26:44
Fuck Off
Good for her.
00:26:45
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying.
00:26:47
Fuck Off
ah love it. He's all fucking pussy whipped. He's fucking, he's walking around like he's high all day just with a dumbfounded smile on his face. She's going to talk for me. Go ahead.
00:26:57
Matt LaRose
It's funny, too, because like people are like so like yeah people are so like, oh, I can't believe this and I can't believe that.
00:26:59
Fuck Off
She literally fucked his brains out of his head.
00:27:06
Matt LaRose
It's like, this dude never gave a fuck what anybody thought before, so why the fuck would he give a fuck what anybody thinks now?
00:27:15
Fuck Off
I don't think he does.
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
That dude never gave up they never gave a fuck what people thought. He's fucking...
00:27:20
Fuck Off
He's never talked to people before either. It's like people can't. That's the other thing. It's almost laughable. People, they get what they want. They want more Belichick and then they they don't.
00:27:31
Fuck Off
It's like, oh, it was better when he was miserable.
00:27:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:33
Fuck Off
It didn't do anything.
00:27:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:35
Fuck Off
You want you want to know about him or not? Make up your fucking minds.
00:27:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I love, i so used to think he was the best because he was that way.
00:27:43
Fuck Off
I think he's playing the media. I still do.
00:27:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I believe it too. It's what he's always done.
00:27:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's not stupid.
00:27:51
Matt LaRose
I used to love his post game press conferences were the fucking best. That's why I love,
00:27:57
Fuck Off
I can't believe he's not coaching in the NFL, quite honestly.
00:28:00
Matt LaRose
I'm surprised by that too.
00:28:03
Fuck Off
Maybe that changes.
00:28:04
Matt LaRose
I, uh, guys like him towards even the dude, the fucking coach for Florida. I love those dudes, man. I like a coach that doesn't give a fuck.
Johnny Bucyk's 90th Birthday Celebration
00:28:20
Fuck Off
Boston sucks.
00:28:22
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Boston sucking a big, big birthday yesterday in Boston, big day for you yesterday. You know whose birthday it was?
00:28:31
Fuck Off
No.
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
I'll give you a hint. It was a big, big birthday. 90 years old.
00:28:39
Fuck Off
On the 13th?
00:28:39
Matt LaRose
yeah On May 13th. 90 years old. Big birthday in Boston. It's not Paul Revere.
00:28:50
Fuck Off
Ted Williams.
00:28:51
Matt LaRose
No, I think he's 190. The Chief Johnny Busick.
00:28:53
Fuck Off
Oh, I don't know.
00:28:54
Matt LaRose
the chief johnny bussi
00:28:56
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah?
00:28:57
Matt LaRose
here It's your boy. He turned 90 yesterday. They had a big thing for him.
00:29:00
Fuck Off
Did he really?
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He'll be dead soon for sure.
00:29:06
Fuck Off
Good for him. Made 90. I
00:29:08
Matt LaRose
He made 90.
00:29:11
Fuck Off
got your shirt, Buse. Thanks, Chief.
00:29:16
Matt LaRose
Look at how gray your boy is.
00:29:21
Fuck Off
That dude's under some stress.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
Diddy's didty' so gray. That's what happens when you're not living the fucking pampered fucking rich guy lifestyle.
00:29:28
Fuck Off
He's he's a hood rat. That's what he got.
00:29:32
Fuck Off
Looks like Obama.
00:29:34
Matt LaRose
They always get you at some point. Here's your boy chief at his birthday celebration yesterday.
00:29:42
Fuck Off
It's fucking awesome. at those giant mitts.
00:29:46
Matt LaRose
It's true, man. You think he could still get fucking, he could still go out and rock the headdress nowadays? Or is that cultural appropriation?
00:29:59
Fuck Off
I guess it depends.
00:30:01
Matt LaRose
on Breaking news. Philadelphia Flyers hired Rick Tockett as their head coach. That was one of the... He was rumored to gonna be ah one of the Boston coaches. That's not happening.
00:30:15
Fuck Off
He's a good, does good analysis breakdowns.
00:30:19
Matt LaRose
Ricky Ticky Talk, he's a good coach too. He's a no bullshit kind of guy. You would have liked him. He would have fit well in Boston. That's why they didn't fucking hire him.
00:30:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're not going to get rid of what they have. They're running with what they got. They
00:30:30
Matt LaRose
I can see them getting a different coach. I can see them can and fucking what's his face.
00:30:34
Fuck Off
would have done it already.
00:30:37
Matt LaRose
I'm hearing that they're going to hire Marco Sturm as the fucking head coach. Former NH, former Boston Bruins scored the game winning overtime goal in the Fenway Park Winter Classic against the Flyers.
00:30:53
Fuck Off
fucking stupid.
00:30:54
Matt LaRose
I've heard his name thrown around on two different occasions now.
00:30:59
Matt LaRose
I was hearing it was going to be maybe him, maybe talk. Ain't going to be talk, so we'll see. I think they got to hire fucking torts and let them go full torts.
00:31:08
Fuck Off
That's what I think.
00:31:09
Matt LaRose
Just let them fucking let it let it rip, baby.
00:31:10
Fuck Off
I'm in agreement.
00:31:14
Matt LaRose
Have you been watching any hockey, Richie? We're getting starting to get down to elimination games here round two.
00:31:18
Fuck Off
I do. I've been watching. I've been watching a bit here
NHL Playoffs Excitement
00:31:21
Fuck Off
and there.
00:31:21
Matt LaRose
Starting to get fucking excited. Last night, the fucking ah Connor Hellebuck blew it again last night. So now fucking Dallas is up three games to one.
00:31:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:31:34
Fuck Off
I don't get it
00:31:38
Fuck Off
I just think they play these number ones too much. They still need rest.
00:31:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, the thing is in the playoffs, they don't ever want it so they don't ever want to rest a game.
00:31:48
Fuck Off
I know.
00:31:49
Matt LaRose
Sometimes you need to.
00:31:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, look what happens when you play then play less during the year or something. Like, lead up to it as far as getting into it. You can't just compete at that.
00:32:03
Fuck Off
What are they going to argue? He's not good. He is good. But you can't you can't just compete at that fight-or-flight level constantly day in and day out without recharging.
00:32:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's nasty.
00:32:16
Fuck Off
and they need to do The is one of the worst at doing any kind of alternating in sports.
00:32:25
Matt LaRose
I'd agree with that. they is The boys don't want to take time off. They want to fucking roll.
00:32:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, tough. When they get hot in the playoffs, you ride with the hot hand until it's not.
00:32:34
Matt LaRose
No diggity.
00:32:35
Fuck Off
That's the purpose of it. You earn the start. You don't fucking get hot, you're out.
00:32:40
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:32:41
Fuck Off
We got two of you. That's why they pay the money.
00:32:45
Matt LaRose
It's a tough spot to be in, man.
00:32:47
Fuck Off
Not for me.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
What do you do? What do you do? Dallas is up three to one.
00:32:55
Fuck Off
don't do anything. You go out and you play hockey.
00:32:57
Matt LaRose
But what I'm saying, you play Connor Hellebuck in fucking game five. You got three. o them You got to win. You got to win three games in a row. What do you do?
00:33:06
Fuck Off
Well, you definitely play him in game five.
00:33:11
Fuck Off
Then you see what happens.
00:33:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think you got to go game time every time.
00:33:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:33:16
Matt LaRose
Speaking of game five, huge game five tonight in Toronto. It's now a three-game series, Leafs and Panthers. Both teams up two games to two games.
00:33:29
Matt LaRose
Toronto Maple Leafs a plus 120, Panthers a minus 142. Yeah, Toronto. and
00:33:34
Fuck Off
Basically how they started the series.
00:33:36
Matt LaRose
yeah in toronto
00:33:39
Fuck Off
What is it? It's
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
it's It's two games to two games.
00:33:46
Matt LaRose
so its So nobody gets eliminated tonight, but it's a huge game five. It's now a best of three series.
00:33:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think this is where the Panthers can get right on track and get home ice back.
00:33:54
Matt LaRose
i believe I believe the Panthers have been awoken.
00:33:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:33:59
Matt LaRose
It started with the game three overtime goal scored by none other than number 63 Brad Marchand. And then they fucking come back in game. Then they come out game four and fucking stone them. They don't even get a goal.
00:34:12
Matt LaRose
And now they're going to go back to Toronto. And this is where Toronto, this is where the fucking tailspin begins.
00:34:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, i think so. There's going to be some physicality tonight, I think.
00:34:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Tonight's going to be a big game. Maple Leafs got a fucking Maple Leafs cannot lose this game tonight. If they lose this game tonight, it's all over. And then ah at 930, you got Oilers versus...
00:34:35
Matt LaRose
yeah it's too late for me, but Oilers versus Vegas. Oilers are up three games to one, so
00:34:40
Fuck Off
I saw that too.
00:34:41
Matt LaRose
and they
00:34:41
Fuck Off
they I was kind of surprised, quite honestly.
00:34:42
Matt LaRose
if I picked Vegas. too I thought that the Oilers did a good job getting at a round one, but I thought that they were they it took too much for them to get at a round one, and I thought that they weren't going to have enough for Vegas, and they were going to get eliminated. Now they're one win. They've got to win one game in the next three games, and again they go on to the next round, so.
00:35:03
Fuck Off
They ride the McJesus wave.
00:35:05
Matt LaRose
McJesus hasn't even been fucking playing good. It's everybody else. The thing is they're fucking back in the third line and the fourth line. They're the ones that are starting to score goals right now. So they're yeah, this, and this is what you need, man.
00:35:15
Fuck Off
That's what happened for the Bruins on their run.
00:35:19
Matt LaRose
When your lead guys are fucking in the funk right now, you need your backup guys to be out there grinding. And these guys, yeah, that's the thing, man.
00:35:24
Fuck Off
Imagine if that and then he gets going, they might be tough to stop.
00:35:29
Matt LaRose
And and I didn't think that they had it, but they've, they're started to play better. the longer that they've been playing in the playoffs, the better that they're getting.
00:35:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, there was a chance that there were going to be no Canadian teams, but all the American teams blew it.
00:35:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. There's still three teams in the running right now. Winnipeg, fucking Toronto, and fucking ah Edmonton.
00:35:51
Fuck Off
Edmonton Yeah Yeah cause the fans are better American fans are faggots
00:35:55
Matt LaRose
It's crazy. The cup could be going back to Canada. And you know what, man? I would argue that The playoffs are better when there's Canadian and I fucking hate some Canadian teams, but the playoffs are better when there's Canadian teams in it.
00:36:10
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:36:12
Matt LaRose
You got out tomorrow. You got the, you got game five for the, uh, Canes and the Capitals. Carolina's up three games to one. I did not see that coming. I thought that the fucking, I honestly thought the Capitals were going to fucking steamroll these guys.
00:36:28
Fuck Off
I mean, it's tough with just one player.
00:36:32
Matt LaRose
It is, but the Hurricanes suck. Well, in the regular season, they suck. They're a good playoff team.
00:36:40
Fuck Off
They're always a good playoff team. It's fucking nuts. They always somehow
00:36:47
Fuck Off
make it. They're they're like Pittsburgh.
00:36:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:50
Fuck Off
You're always going to run into Pittsburgh. It's always going to suck in the playoffs.
00:36:53
Matt LaRose
And they're a team that's grinders, man. They just grind and grind and grind.
00:36:56
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:57
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unreal. So that's it. You got the fucking stars in the jets, Vegas and the Oilers caps and the hurricanes and Toronto and fucking the Panthers.
00:37:09
Matt LaRose
So just gonna, it's going to get your foot in the door, my friend.
00:37:10
Fuck Off
It's anybody's game as they say That's why you play it That's it, next next round Just gotta to get it in handsome fella
00:37:16
Matt LaRose
That's it. The game you're going to want to watch tonight, seven o'clock game five in Toronto. It's not an elimination game, but it might as well be because fucking
00:37:26
Fuck Off
gonna be an elimination of ball sacks Is what it's gonna be Maybe I'll watch it
00:37:29
Matt LaRose
sure is.
00:37:34
Matt LaRose
Here you go. What else would you watch tonight?
00:37:37
Fuck Off
Well, normally I'd have to watch some kind of series that I signed up for. But this particular time, i don't need to do that because I'm going to be a bachelor for the remainder of the evening.
00:37:50
Matt LaRose
Oh, good for you, pal. Is that why you got tarps off at three o'clock in the afternoon?
00:37:54
Fuck Off
i Yeah, got got all the good stuff out, smoking up.
00:37:57
Matt LaRose
You're going to smoke a shitload of weed, aren't you?
00:38:00
Fuck Off
Oh, it's been relentless.
00:38:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I guarantee i guarantee tea you, I'll make you a fucking Matty LaRose guarantee. Stamp my fucking name on it. I'm making you a promise that if you watch Toronto and fucking Florida tonight, that will be better than watching the Celtics game that you're going to want to watch.
00:38:20
Fuck Off
I'm not watching the Celtics game I'm not watching the Celtics game Or the Blind Samurai 2
00:38:22
Matt LaRose
and Why not? i thought you were a Celtics guy. It's
00:38:28
Matt LaRose
because you're going to be watching hockey, right? That's why, you know.
00:38:33
Matt LaRose
Or anything other than... Yeah.
00:38:38
Fuck Off
have a lot of shit to catch up on Like Landman I'm trying to fly through that Because I need to start sticky About a Canadian maple syrup family Who's in the mob
00:38:44
Matt LaRose
was
00:38:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's soundss like a very Canadian show.
00:38:52
Fuck Off
I can't wait.
00:38:55
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:38:58
Fuck Off
I'll probably watch some hockey.
00:39:00
Matt LaRose
You should watch some hockey. I got a nice little write-up here for you, too, if you're interested.
00:39:04
Fuck Off
Oh, really? i am interested.
00:39:07
Matt LaRose
In honor of Rich's horrible take on one of the greatest trilogies of all time, I watched a trilogy this past weekend that that also takes place in a magical land.
00:39:20
Matt LaRose
For starters, what was the horrible take on the greatest... Oh, because you were shitting on ah the Lord of the Rings last week when we were doing the 25th.
00:39:27
Fuck Off
Oh, he likes that?
00:39:29
Matt LaRose
Oh, Big Mark's a huge Lord of the Rings guy.
00:39:31
Fuck Off
No surprise there.
00:39:33
Matt LaRose
loves the movies, has all the extended four plus hour versions on four.
00:39:37
Fuck Off
I believe he probably got one of those little wands with the glasses that he wears with the scarf.
00:39:41
Matt LaRose
That's well, that's Harry Potter.
00:39:43
Fuck Off
Same thing. I bet he's got that too.
00:39:46
Matt LaRose
4k ultra fucking HD Blu-ray Durka Durka top of the line fucking all of the books and hardcover buying leather bound editions.
00:39:52
Fuck Off
How's that treating him?
00:39:57
Matt LaRose
He's a big, big, uh, Tolkien guy.
00:40:02
Fuck Off
It makes a lot of sense.
00:40:04
Matt LaRose
ah This land is one of fame and fortune, but also a land of drugs and death. A place where a man, just trying to find some work and live a peaceful life as a bard, will find himself caught up in extreme violence.
00:40:21
Matt LaRose
To find this land, we need not go far, just south of the border. Not the magical south of the border roadside attraction that one might find themselves at while driving south on 95.
00:40:33
Matt LaRose
No, this land is called Mexico, and this is the Mexico trilogy.
00:40:41
Matt LaRose
Have you ever been to South of the Border?
00:40:45
Matt LaRose
El Mariachi is a 1992 neo-Western action film.
00:40:54
Matt LaRose
Roberto Rodriguez's first film. Fun fact, the film reportedly only cost about $7,000 make. Let's face it, no one knows any of the actors in this movie, so let's just move on.
00:41:08
Matt LaRose
El Mariachi is a well, mariachi, looking for work in dingy bars in a random Mexican border town. There's also a man in the town that carries his guns in a guitar case that is in the midst of the battle of a battle with the local drug lords.
00:41:25
Matt LaRose
El Mariachi is soon mistaken for this other man and must fight for his life while falling in love with a woman working at one of the bars he tries to work at. Have you ever seen El Mariachi?
00:41:38
Fuck Off
Fuck yeah
00:41:39
Matt LaRose
No, I never seen that movie.
00:41:42
Matt LaRose
Desperado is the 1995 follow-up and a partial remake. It stars Antonio Banderas as El Mariachi, Selma Hayek, who, as long-time listeners will know, we're ah this podcast, big fan of Selma Hayek.
00:41:58
Fuck Off
Yeah she's in this month's issue of Sports Illustrated too I guess And her bikini Some shit She looks amazing
00:42:02
Matt LaRose
Really? Oh, excellent. Steve Buscemi, amazing. Cheech Marin, Quentin Tarantino and Joaquin de Almeida.
00:42:16
Matt LaRose
El Mariachi has embraced his new life as an outlaw and is on the path to avenge the death of his love. He has made his way to another random border town and is hunting down more drug dealers.
00:42:28
Matt LaRose
He has turned himself into a legend of sorts, with most people saying he's a myth, until Steve Buscemi tells a very haunting story to patrons of a local bar. While on his warpath, El Mariachi is helped by Selma Hayek and once again falls for her.
00:42:45
Matt LaRose
I mean, who wouldn't fall for Selma Hayek? She's amazing. Fun fact, this is the first movie ever to feature the now classic walk away from an explosion shot.
00:42:58
Matt LaRose
Which, I mean, if you think about that shot's been in fucking how many movies?
00:43:02
Fuck Off
All of them since then.
00:43:03
Matt LaRose
All of them. Iron Man.
00:43:09
Matt LaRose
That's all I got for you. The final film of the Mexico trilogy is two thousand and three s Once Upon a Time in Mexico, starring Antonio Benderas, Selma Hayek, Johnny Depp, Ava Mendez, Mickey Rourke, William Dafoe, Willem.
00:43:26
Fuck Off
Willem.
00:43:27
Matt LaRose
This actually says Wilkes Dafoe, so I'm assuming he's me he means Willem. I've always told you guys, this guy has terrible punctuation and spelling in these reviews he sends. Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin.
00:43:40
Matt LaRose
El Mariachi is living a rough life. He's recruited by Johnny Depp's CIA agent character to kill a Mexican general who is responsible for the death of his wife and daughter.
00:43:51
Matt LaRose
Meanwhile, that same general is planning a coup to kill the Mexican president and take over the country. This one is kind of all over the place, but Johnny Deppo is fucking awesome.
00:44:04
Fuck Off
He was awesome.
00:44:04
Matt LaRose
And and has a couple of the greatest lines ever, like, are you a Mexican or a Mexicant? And you know that withholding vital information from a federal offer is a serious offense, especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your off of your eye hole and skull-fucking you to death.
00:44:29
Fuck Off
Yeah. What's awesome is that happens to him.
00:44:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that is what happens to him. Also, my favorite line from the movie is off of the, are you a Mexican or a Mexicant followed by the nice circular motion with your hand. And while you say fuck off, uh, these movies are ultra violent, stylish, and a lot of fun.
00:44:51
Matt LaRose
Desperado is by far the best of the three, but they are all worth a watch. I just banged this out while waiting to board my flight. You're welcome.
00:45:02
Fuck Off
Thanks for stopping in.
00:45:03
Matt LaRose
There you go. The Aqualad now in Houston, Texas sent you el Mariachi, Desperado, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
00:45:07
Fuck Off
Good for him.
00:45:12
Fuck Off
Great movies. Love them all.
00:45:15
Matt LaRose
You've seen all three of them?
00:45:16
Fuck Off
I have.
00:45:17
Matt LaRose
I have seen Desperado a million years ago, and I saw Once Upon a Time in Mexico like twice. Hmm.
00:45:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like him.
00:45:28
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:45:29
Fuck Off
Quentin Tarantino's huge fan of Rodriguez. They've done some stuff together.
00:45:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, did they do the, well, they did ah From Dusk Till Dawn, right?
00:45:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:45:39
Matt LaRose
And then did they do, was that the Grindhouse movies?
00:45:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
Or is that Robert Rodriguez? Oh, that is Robert Rodriguez.
00:45:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's him. yeah And they also did something called Four Rooms um where they did some stuff together as well.
00:45:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So that dude did.
00:45:53
Matt LaRose
I never heard of that.
00:45:56
Fuck Off
Tim Roth's in it It's kind of interesting Totally different than anything they've done
00:45:58
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:46:02
Matt LaRose
Well, if it's got those guys in it, you know it's good shit. I haven't watched anything because I've been watching hockey.
00:46:08
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm That's why I was trying to just Catch up on Landman and move on Landman and Mobland I watched A great Great action movie
00:46:09
Matt LaRose
So.
00:46:17
Matt LaRose
Mobland.
00:46:26
Matt LaRose
Was it starring Jason Statham?
00:46:28
Fuck Off
It was No I'm not kidding It's a great movie Written, screenplayed by Sylvester Stallone Specifically for Statham It was like, here's the mantle, kid You're the man Go do you And it's set up for all kinds of sequels and everything It's going to be fantastic The guy can do it all
00:46:29
Matt LaRose
You're kidding.
00:46:52
Matt LaRose
Really? Especially with Stallone behind you.
00:46:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, Statham, he can just do it all.
00:46:59
Matt LaRose
Stallone paved the way for him.
00:46:59
Fuck Off
He morphs into any role.
00:47:02
Matt LaRose
What is this movie called?
00:47:04
Fuck Off
A working man.
00:47:05
Matt LaRose
Working Man.
00:47:06
Fuck Off
He's just a working man.
00:47:08
Matt LaRose
I get up at 7, yay, and I go to work at 9.
00:47:11
Fuck Off
That's it. He doesn't want to be put in these predicaments. He was put in one, and that's that.
00:47:18
Matt LaRose
ah feel you. All right.
00:47:20
Fuck Off
Michael Pena was in it.
00:47:22
Matt LaRose
oh
00:47:24
Matt LaRose
I love Michael Pena.
00:47:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, me too, but he didn't do anything.
00:47:28
Matt LaRose
Jason Fleming with a y I've seen him before. He's in movies.
00:47:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's in a lot of movies.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:47:39
Matt LaRose
That's fun. Yeah, I didn't walk and watch anything. Hot ass in this. I will say this about a Jason Statham movie. Any ah Jason Statham movie is always has quality hot ass in it for sure.
00:47:53
Fuck Off
Speaking in a quality hot ass... I'm watching this Landman show with Billy Bob Thornton and
00:48:01
Matt LaRose
Oh, I think I wanted to watch this show.
00:48:02
Fuck Off
and John Hamm and Ali Larder, who's like 45 now.
00:48:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's still a babe.
00:48:07
Fuck Off
You know, the old whipped cream bikini girl?
00:48:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Varsity Blues, right?
00:48:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, she fucking is in this. And her daughter, who's with her, is a smoke show. But she's in this, and they show her completely naked fucking.
00:48:21
Fuck Off
They show her tits and everything.
00:48:21
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:48:22
Fuck Off
Like, I couldn't believe it. And it's exactly, yeah, it's exactly what every hot chick you went to high school with and ended up getting married, living her life, having kids, and now she's that single divorcee.
00:48:25
Matt LaRose
Ali Lardin?
00:48:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:37
Fuck Off
She's got that body that you just expected to have.
00:48:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:43
Fuck Off
fucking awesome.
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
Good for her.
00:48:44
Fuck Off
Oh, she looks good naked.
00:48:44
Matt LaRose
Ooh, it says Demi Moore in it, too.
00:48:48
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, Demi Moore is in it.
00:48:48
Matt LaRose
She's a babe.
00:48:49
Fuck Off
She hasn't been nude yet that I've seen.
00:48:50
Matt LaRose
See, this now this Paramount Plus has some good shows on and I want to fucking watch them, because this...
00:48:54
Fuck Off
Prime Round Plus has a lot of good shows.
00:48:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I remember seeing this because I remember seeing the Billy Bob Thornton thing and wanting to watch it. That'd be like, motherfucker, I don't have Paramount+.
00:49:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, i like It comes with Prime.
00:49:05
Matt LaRose
A modern day tale of fortune seeking in the world of West Texas oil rigs. Wait, I can i have i can watch it on Prime?
00:49:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:14
Matt LaRose
What the fuck?
00:49:15
Fuck Off
It's basically from the world of Taylor Sheridan. It's all about that Yellowstone lifestyle, but it's not Yellowstone.
00:49:21
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:49:22
Fuck Off
This is the oil part of it He's really got a niche going for him.
00:49:25
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen... thing is, I like Billy Bob Thornton and Ali Larder. I mean, come on. I'll watch that bitch do anything. I haven't seen any of the Yellows.
00:49:35
Matt LaRose
what Is there three Yellowstone shows? Yellowstone, 18, 12?
00:49:37
Fuck Off
ah
00:49:38
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen any it.
00:49:38
Fuck Off
I don't even know. i stopped watching Yellowstone before the last season, and I didn't watch the Han Solo spinoff.
00:49:45
Matt LaRose
i haven't seen any of it
00:49:49
Fuck Off
And maybe there's another one. And then there's another one coming where the sun is goingnna going to be like a U.S. Marshal or something.
00:49:56
Matt LaRose
No, I'm not going to watch those.
00:49:58
Fuck Off
No, but the bet. I'm watching this
Gravel Rally Season Kickoff
00:50:00
Fuck Off
because it's different. It's oil-based. It's got to do... Jon Hamm's this broker who brokers commodities and shit.
00:50:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:06
Fuck Off
It's kind of interesting.
00:50:08
Matt LaRose
And I like Billy Bob, so he's awesome. How'd you fix that lawnmower? I put some gas in it.
00:50:17
Matt LaRose
You got any formula in this weekend or no?
00:50:22
Fuck Off
Uh, I don't think so.
00:50:24
Matt LaRose
Got a big rally, Rally Day Portugal. It's the beginning of the summer gravel rally season, Richie.
00:50:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's exciting, huh?
00:50:31
Matt LaRose
It's very exciting. this is the
00:50:32
Fuck Off
Let me get some dirt kicked up in your face.
00:50:34
Matt LaRose
The thing is now, this is where like every rally of the year and the beginning of the year is always like a crazy different condition or a wild different place. But now like the next three rallies in the row are like...
00:50:47
Matt LaRose
are portugal sardania italy and then athens greece so it's like hot summer rally gravel hot summer gravel rally hot summer gravel rally hot summer gravel rally all in a row and then most of them have you really have you ever seen rally cars go there
00:50:58
Fuck Off
I've been to all those places. Yeah.
00:51:06
Fuck Off
No.
00:51:07
Matt LaRose
rally portugal is historic
00:51:10
Fuck Off
Is it really?
00:51:11
Matt LaRose
it originally started in like the late sixties and it was like a rally that was like from London to the bottom part of Portugal. And then it ah eventually like in the seventies turned into like its own rally. And then, yeah, like all the crazy old videos of UC of like,
00:51:29
Matt LaRose
the driver rally drivers driving and there's like 20 deep people on both sides of the road. Like just, that's all Portugal, like just narrow enough for the car to get through.
00:51:36
Fuck Off
That's Portugal.
00:51:40
Matt LaRose
And people are like sticking their legs out and trying to touch the car when they go by.
00:51:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:51:44
Matt LaRose
That's all fucking your Portuguese fucking family members.
00:51:49
Fuck Off
Fucking idiots.
00:51:50
Matt LaRose
And, uh, and you know, it's, they have a stage called faff. It's like one of the, uh, but It's the most popular stage in the rally, but it's one of the most popular stages in the World Rally Championship. And it's known for it's like ah goes from like pavement to dirt to pavement to dirt and then has like a huge jump where that's where all the spectators still line up and shit. So it's a big, ah big rally this weekend.
00:52:16
Fuck Off
That's exciting.
00:52:17
Matt LaRose
the biggest field for the ah R one rally one entries of this year. So far, there's like 12 rally one cars all competing. So those are the super, the fast top level cars. There's a shitload of them this week.
00:52:30
Matt LaRose
And like, a yeah, it'll be like last time when I can send you all the videos and shit like that.
00:52:30
Fuck Off
where is it? This is on YouTube all the time.
00:52:38
Fuck Off
No deaths last time. I was surprised.
00:52:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's been a while since someone died in the WRC, about two, three years.
00:52:45
Fuck Off
I don't know how.
00:52:46
Matt LaRose
I mean, it it happens regularly. It's just there's always a lull and then someone will die.
00:52:48
Fuck Off
It has to.
00:52:52
Fuck Off
Something's got to happen.
00:52:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
Rally Safety Concerns
00:52:54
Matt LaRose
The last time a WRC driver was killed was was like three years ago. Craig Breen, who is an awesome driver, is an Irishman ah race for a Hyundai, and he didn't even die in a rally. He died while they were testing the setup on the car in between rallies and he died he crashed and died.
00:53:14
Fuck Off
Like Ford versus Ferrari.
00:53:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. There's, I mean, it happens all the, the last time they haven't done a new England forest rally in three years. Cause the last time we were up there, a girl died. He was a co-driver and she died,
00:53:26
Fuck Off
said You can't have girls. Girls don't think that quickly in a car.
00:53:29
Matt LaRose
you know, Hey, you know, they say, and then the time I remember when ah there was an American that died ah couple of years before that, it was ah
00:53:31
Fuck Off
That should be homicide. I'd look into that.
00:53:42
Matt LaRose
I think it was a dude in his, and think it might've been the same thing. ah dude and his wife or girlfriend, she was co-driving and they drove off the road and he fucking didn't have a scratch on him and a fucking stick like, or a tree branch or something like came through the windshield and like skewered her and killed her. And that dude was like, oh my God, you know?
00:54:05
Fuck Off
Peak shoulder.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
That's the thing. yeah Yeah. I mean, he killed the fuck out of that bitch, man. Like, you know, that's the thing about rally is like, there's two people in the car. So if the driver loses control and kills himself, that's one thing. But if the driver loses control and kills the co-driver, you gotta, you gotta to then live with that for the rest of your, not just rallying career, but your life as well. You know,
00:54:28
Fuck Off
Rubbing is racing.
00:54:29
Matt LaRose
high stakes, baby. You want to go fast.
00:54:34
Fuck Off
Someone's got to do it. That's why these people on these oil fields get paid $180,000 a year. at it. No. No.
00:54:39
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's 100% true.
UFC Fight Recap and Highlights
00:54:45
Matt LaRose
So anyways, rally to Portugal. It's going to be a good time.
00:54:50
Fuck Off
ahll probably look at it
00:54:52
Matt LaRose
Did you watch ah the UFC over the weekend?
00:54:55
Fuck Off
no
00:54:56
Matt LaRose
That's stunning. You should have. You fucked up. There was really good fights.
00:55:00
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:55:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, there were.
00:55:03
Matt LaRose
In the early prelims, first off, in the early prelims, you had two knockouts. ah That dude, Brad Katona, that's one of Conor McGregor's guys that's had a very up-and-down career in the UFC and was on like a two-fight win streak.
00:55:18
Matt LaRose
He got knocked out real bad in the first fight. Marc-Andre Burial knocked out Bruno Silva.
00:55:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, Bruno Silva's fucked.
00:55:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that dude.
00:55:28
Fuck Off
Wasn't that an elbow that cracked his head or something?
00:55:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, his head got dented.
00:55:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's all fucked up.
00:55:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Um...
00:55:38
Matt LaRose
Ion Kutabala lost the decision. Women's flyweight Jasmine just victimists submitted Jessica Andrade in round one. She beat the fuck out of Jessica Andrade.
00:55:50
Fuck Off
Wow. Wow.
00:55:50
Matt LaRose
That Jasmine juice victimist chick. She's pretty good, man. And she beat the fuck out. Andrade's former champion. She beat the fuck out of her like she was like it wasn't even difficult for her.
00:55:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:56:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, sweet.
00:56:02
Matt LaRose
And she's a Canadian and that was in Montreal. So the place went fucking mental.
00:56:07
Fuck Off
I love that shit.
00:56:09
Matt LaRose
Mike Mallett knocked out Charles Radtick in the second round.
00:56:14
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:56:15
Matt LaRose
Then you got your main card. Benoit Saint-Denis got a submission in the second round over Kyle Propolek. This Natalia Silva chick got a decision over Alexa Grasso.
00:56:27
Fuck Off
I saw that too.
00:56:28
Matt LaRose
Pretty crazy. I don't, uh, I don't know. I don't really remember that fight. It was mostly unremarkable. And the featured bout of the evening, i don't know how the fuck this happened, but I'm in Zahabi defeated Jose Aldo via third round decision.
00:56:46
Matt LaRose
Jose, Jose Aldo beat the fuck out of this dude.
00:56:46
Fuck Off
I read about it.
00:56:50
Matt LaRose
And then like completely gassed out. And then the, like, let the guy come back. And then the dude came back from gassing out, then beat the fuck out of Aldo, got Aldo on the ground, mounted him. It was just beating the fuck out of him. And Aldo was just laying there, like waiting for it to be over because he just so clearly did not want to be there anymore.
00:57:14
Fuck Off
So that's it Yeah he's a fucking He's got what 60 fights
00:57:15
Matt LaRose
And then the dude won the decision and then Aldo took his gloves off and he straight up said, i don't have it in me any anymore to do this. I don't want to do this anymore.
00:57:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's retired twice already, and he's in the UFC Hall of Fame.
00:57:33
Matt LaRose
Already. He was in the u put in the UFC Hall of Fame like two years ago. and He was like, I'm not done. I'm coming back.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
Hmm There should be a rule if you're in the hall of fame You can't fight
00:57:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're done. So either way, your boy Jose Aldo is done again.
00:57:46
Fuck Off
Good.
00:57:47
Matt LaRose
In the co-main of the evening, the bullet Valentina Shevchenko defeated Maron Firio via five-round decision.
00:57:55
Fuck Off
How was that?
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
It was a good fight. It was a tough fight. That Ferio chick was...
00:58:00
Fuck Off
She's not terrible.
00:58:01
Matt LaRose
No, she was tougher than I thought. She actually...
00:58:03
Fuck Off
She's big and strong.
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
She beat Bullet two rounds. Going into the fifth round, it was whoever beats whoever wins the fifth round was going to win the fight. and she Bullet ended up winning that round, but the girl had good wrestling, good control.
00:58:17
Matt LaRose
um Bullet, she was longer than and longer and bigger than Bullet, and Bullet had a tough time dealing with that, especially with... Whenever bullet would counter, she was getting, she was hitting that girl every time and fucking her up. So then that girl stopped leaving herself open to counter and allowing bullet to counter. And that pretty much stopped bullets attack. If she wasn't attacking bullet, wasn't really attacking her.
00:58:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean
00:58:45
Matt LaRose
So then she would get her with the wrestling and hold her against the fence and try and take her down and, It was a good way to try to, I think at one point they even said to her like in the corner, like she's literally trying to outpoint you. Don't let her keep out pointing you.
00:59:00
Matt LaRose
And so bullet was like, okay. And then she did, you know, she's fucking awesome. So bullet fucking rules. And, uh, it was a good, it was a tough fight for her, but that's good for her.
00:59:10
Fuck Off
yeah i mean
00:59:12
Matt LaRose
I was nervous.
00:59:13
Fuck Off
These aren't easy fights anyway. she's She's old for what she's doing as well.
00:59:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:18
Fuck Off
She's been doing this forever and beats everybody and has fought everybody.
00:59:18
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's true.
00:59:22
Fuck Off
It's gone up in weight higher than she should be at.
00:59:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:26
Fuck Off
But she does it all.
00:59:28
Matt LaRose
She's fucking awesome.
00:59:29
Fuck Off
i love her. She's killer.
00:59:30
Matt LaRose
I think, uh, I, she really fucking is.
00:59:31
Fuck Off
She's goddamn cyborg.
00:59:34
Matt LaRose
And I was afraid that that French chick being in Canada, I was like, when they were like doing the decisions, I was like, they're going to fuck bullets. They're going to give the French chick, the hometown Canadian decision.
00:59:45
Matt LaRose
But then they didn't do that. They gave it to bullets. So,
00:59:47
Fuck Off
Good, at least they didn't fuck that one up
00:59:49
Matt LaRose
They gave it to the Ruski. And so I think you got to do Valentina versus Wiley Zhang now. That's what I think. I mean,
00:59:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's the only fight that's remotely able to happen and let Unless they both want to do a super fight next And then go up and fight Kayla Harrison She is, but I'd still like to see Valentina go fight her It'd be awesome
01:00:00
Matt LaRose
for both of them.
01:00:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And honestly, Kayla Harrison is way too big for both of those.
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
That would be awesome. Imagine if bullet fights, Wiley Zang beats her, and then goes up to Kayla Harrison and beats her.
01:00:21
Fuck Off
I would love it.
01:00:22
Matt LaRose
She would be the greatest of all time.
01:00:24
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:00:25
Matt LaRose
And then everyone would say, well, she lost to Amanda Nunes.
01:00:30
Fuck Off
Isn't she coming back?
01:00:31
Matt LaRose
No, they said she was going to, but I don't think it's happening. In the main event of the evening, Jack Della Maddalena is your new welterweight champion of the world after defeating Bilal Mohamed via five-round decision.
01:00:46
Fuck Off
You know, I didn't see it. But at the end of the day, is it surprising? Kind of, but not really. DeLamalier is a fucking, he's he's good. He's not great. He's going to get destroyed. He's holding.
01:00:59
Fuck Off
But Bilal shouldn't have even had that belt. I'm still, I'm a Bilal hater.
01:01:04
Matt LaRose
I will tell you this. I think that if you were to go back and watch that fight at some point, you'll feel differently about Jack Della Maddalena. Because he looked fucking awesome in that fight.
01:01:18
Matt LaRose
That dude had, and the and I'm talking the kind of shit that you specifically like. It wasn't, oh, he was awesome and was throwing all these crazy fucking punches. It was wild. This fucking dude was patient.
01:01:30
Matt LaRose
He was calculated. His footwork and more importantly, his head movement were on point the whole fucking night. This dude's fucking slipping punches, dipping, ducking, weaving, like real fucking boxing, boxing style, fucking head movement.
01:01:41
Fuck Off
Dip, duck, dodge.
01:01:45
Matt LaRose
And that shit won him the fight, man. He just, I'll say this. I don't know if it's the middle East, um middle Eastern in them or not, but Bilal can take a fucking beating because Jack Della Madalena was landing this.
01:01:56
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:02:00
Matt LaRose
You're never going to believe this, Richie. He was landing ones and twos.
01:02:04
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:02:06
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable. I know he was peace ones and twos right up the middle.
01:02:08
Fuck Off
On a shorter guy.
01:02:12
Matt LaRose
Sometimes a two, sometimes a one, um sometimes a one and a two and moving his fucking head is fucking unbelievable, man.
01:02:15
Fuck Off
Very rarely done. How about a two and a one?
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
He did really, he did a really good job. And when,
01:02:25
Fuck Off
So who is he fight next? He's going to obviously fight. Yeah.
01:02:29
Matt LaRose
So they were waiting to see what was going to happen with this fight. So what happens now is Islam has vacated the lightweight championship.
01:02:38
Fuck Off
yeah
01:02:38
Matt LaRose
He is moving up to fight Jack Della Maddalena for the 170 pound championship. And now Ilya Tapora is fighting Charles Dubronks for the vacant lightweight championship.
01:02:51
Fuck Off
Alright, I'm cool with all that.
01:02:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, honestly, that's the best thing that could happen because I don't really And now Ilya Teporia is saying that um he's um Islam is ducking him and he's afraid to fight him.
01:03:05
Matt LaRose
That's why.
01:03:05
Fuck Off
Okay, so go win the belt and then call him out.
01:03:06
Matt LaRose
it Yeah. yeah
01:03:09
Fuck Off
Have a super fight at a catch weight.
01:03:10
Matt LaRose
It's true.
01:03:11
Fuck Off
It'll be great.
01:03:12
Matt LaRose
It would be awesome. And also now your boy who I know that you like one of the greatest internet trolls of all time. Craig Jones is trolling the fuck out of the Dagestan is and the Russians and all these fucking guys because, uh, Austria, cause he's from Australia and Australians keep beating Dagestan is.
01:03:32
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, without their pants on.
01:03:36
Matt LaRose
So he's saying, you know, Australia is better than Dagestan. Sambo was just Russians who learned ah judo and then said this would be cooler if we took our pants off.
01:03:50
Matt LaRose
He is like everyday dude. He is full-blown just trolling the Dagestan. He's saying that they're shitty grapplers and their grappling sucks and Australia is better than Dagestan.
01:04:01
Matt LaRose
Because he's one of je he's Jack Della Madalena's jujitsu coach. So he was in the corner the whole time. So now he's just fucking all over these guys, just hammering them and shit, which is smart if you think about it, because he's doing CGI he'll talk so much shit and then say, come, come fucking wrestle with me at CGI and show everybody how you'll fuck me up.
01:04:11
Fuck Off
So then, yeah.
01:04:16
Fuck Off
Yeah,
01:04:24
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:04:24
Fuck Off
yeah it's only gonna help his brand.
01:04:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It doesn't have to be tomorrow. It can be five years down the road. How long is Islam going to fight for? You know, how long are these guys going to fight MMA for when you're, yeah.
01:04:34
Fuck Off
are Our Kasmit there.
01:04:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. When you're done fighting m MMA or you're done fighting MMA, you want to come do some grappling and you know what I mean? Get in on these.
01:04:42
Fuck Off
used to do it back in the day.
01:04:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Those, these fucking Russians aren't going to give a fuck. They'll get in on that. They love that shit.
01:04:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:49
Matt LaRose
They just live to compete, you know?
01:04:52
Fuck Off
So what's going to happen with Kazmit with all this shit?
01:04:55
Matt LaRose
So they announced the whole, so they announced the whole shitload of new fights that are coming up and Hamza is one of the fights.
01:05:02
Fuck Off
Who is he fighting? He's fighting for a belt, right?
01:05:04
Matt LaRose
I'm going to pull it up for you right now because I don't remember everything. They announced so much shit. It was a ton. I'll run this down for you.
01:05:13
Matt LaRose
Okay. So UFC 319 is Drigas Duplicy versus Kazmat Shumaya for the middleweight championship of the world.
01:05:22
Fuck Off
Love to see it
01:05:24
Matt LaRose
Your boy, ah Fucking the one-eyed pirate Sasha Magomedov is fighting Marc-Andre Barial in July in Abu Dhabi.
01:05:31
Fuck Off
Oh yeah That's a real tough fight for the pirate I think you may need two eyes
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
That really is. You need two eyes for that fight. So check this. June 28th, International Fight Week is UFC 317. ah The main event of the evening is Toporia versus Oliveira for the vacant lightweight championship, co-headlined by the World Flyweight Championship, Alexander Pantoja versus Kaikara France.
01:06:03
Fuck Off
That's a good fight I think Pantoja handles him pretty easily though
01:06:04
Matt LaRose
That's a good fight.
01:06:07
Matt LaRose
Also on that card, Paulo Costa versus Roman Kriplov. Benil Dariush versus Renato Money Moicano.
01:06:16
Fuck Off
Oh I love this fight Moicano's gonna fucking stick it up his ass
01:06:23
Matt LaRose
a Heavyweight, Jonata Denise. I don't know who that dude is. He's a Brazilian. Taking on Justin Taffa. Then you got at flyweight, this fight's unreal. Number one, Brandon Royval versus number six, Manuel Cape.
01:06:37
Fuck Off
wow
01:06:38
Matt LaRose
ah Jack Hermanson and Gregory Rodriguez and Vivian Arrugio versus Tracy Cortez.
01:06:47
Matt LaRose
That'll be a good one to watch from the bathroom. And then... That um Abu Dhabi card that I told you about with your boy Shara Bullitt is headlined by Bobby Knuckles Robert Whittaker versus getting right back into it this fucking Rainier DeRitter dude, RDR, that just beat the fuck out of Bo Nickel that came over here from one.
01:07:08
Fuck Off
Wow.
01:07:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, so who's, what is he? What weight?
01:07:15
Matt LaRose
That's middleweight, so 185.
01:07:17
Fuck Off
Oh, so Rainier could fight, that could be Chasmid's first off defense.
01:07:20
Matt LaRose
Hamza. Yeah. Yeah. Or he, or he wins this fight and fights Dreykus. If Dreykus lose whatever, like, you know, so that's, this guy's getting right into the mix now at one 85, which you love to see it.
01:07:33
Fuck Off
Love it. Good fights happening.
01:07:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. There's a whole slew of good fights coming up. There's even fights this weekend, Richie.
01:07:42
Fuck Off
Really?
01:07:43
Matt LaRose
is UFC fight night. I don't know if this is, uh, let me do this. Cause this will tell me where it is. I think this is in the apex, but I could be wrong. Yeah, this is in the apex.
01:07:56
Matt LaRose
So the prelim start at four o'clock in the afternoon.
01:07:59
Fuck Off
Oh, okay. I'm okay with that.
01:08:02
Matt LaRose
And, and you're going to love this prelims are at four in the afternoon. And there is not one, not two, but three women's fights on the prelims opening up the card.
01:08:09
Fuck Off
Sweet.
01:08:12
Matt LaRose
Tisha Pennington takes on Luana Pinheiro from Brazil.
01:08:18
Fuck Off
I got her.
01:08:19
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah. Carlos Hernandez versus Hun Young Sung Park.
01:08:25
Fuck Off
Some young guy.
01:08:27
Matt LaRose
And women's straw weight you have.
01:08:29
Fuck Off
ah got him.
01:08:30
Matt LaRose
Okay. I don't have odds for either of those two fights. So you're taking the South Korean lead.
01:08:33
Fuck Off
Doesn't matter. 100%. Shout out.
01:08:37
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Chung Mi.
01:08:38
Fuck Off
shout up
01:08:39
Matt LaRose
ah You can make some money off of this fight. Elise Reed, a plus 425, takes on Denise Gomez, a minus 575. That's at women's straw weight.
01:08:49
Fuck Off
Jesus Christ.
01:08:51
Matt LaRose
It's a big gap.
01:08:52
Fuck Off
Don't even know them. I'll take the underdog.
01:08:54
Matt LaRose
ah The Elise Reed, the American girl, looks like she's kind of like a bookworm nerd, and the dude that she's fighting looks like he just got released from a Brazilian prison.
01:09:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got him.
01:09:06
Matt LaRose
Women's bantamweight Luana Santos versus Tarinara Lisboa. That's Brazil on Brazil crime.
01:09:15
Fuck Off
Which was the one I like with the dopey eye and the afro.
01:09:18
Matt LaRose
That's neither of those two girls.
01:09:20
Fuck Off
I like her.
01:09:22
Matt LaRose
Up next, you have local Massachusetts fighter Connor Matthews taking on Yardir Develle from Cuba.
01:09:35
Matt LaRose
Gonna have to tell you I'm probably gonna take the Cuban on this one.
01:09:37
Fuck Off
I'm going to have to, without seeing either, just knowing their strict regiment on proteins, I'm going to go with El Cubano.
01:09:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:09:46
Matt LaRose
One of them's from around here. The other one's from Cuba.
01:09:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going go with the communists
01:09:52
Matt LaRose
Up next you got, oh, this is actually not a bad one. Tiago Moises versus Jared Gordon. That's a pretty fun fight.
01:09:59
Fuck Off
Jared Flash Gordon It's great fight I don't know them
01:09:59
Matt LaRose
late Flash Gordon, yep. Flash a minus 112. Thiago Moises a minus 108, so that's a pick-em.
01:10:09
Matt LaRose
Rounding out the prelims, you got Gabe Green and Mateus Camillo.
01:10:14
Matt LaRose
Opening up the main card at seven, you got Julian Arroza versus Mezichel Costa.
01:10:21
Fuck Off
That's fucking good fight.
01:10:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:24
Fuck Off
That's a real good fight. Julian Arosa is good.
01:10:25
Matt LaRose
Mezichel.
01:10:27
Fuck Off
He's good.
01:10:28
Matt LaRose
That's featherweight. Julian Arosa, a plus 160. Mel Quenzel Costa, a minus 192. That will be a banger of a fight.
01:10:37
Fuck Off
I got the underdog.
01:10:38
Matt LaRose
You're going to go with America over Brazil.
01:10:41
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:10:41
Matt LaRose
That's the correct way to do it. Up next at middleweight, you have Dustin Stolifus from the United States taking on Nur Sultan Ruzbiov from Uzbekistan.
01:10:56
Fuck Off
I got him.
01:10:59
Matt LaRose
Dustin from America is a plus two 50 and nurse Sultan Ruzabiav from Uzbekistan is a minus three 10.
01:11:02
Fuck Off
I don't have him.
01:11:07
Fuck Off
ah got him.
01:11:10
Matt LaRose
This is actually a fucking banger fight. You could see this one at Candyland at lightweight. You have Marian Santos taking on Sadiq Youssef.
01:11:22
Fuck Off
Really?
01:11:23
Matt LaRose
Sadiq from Nigeria, a plus one 10 and Santos from Brazil, a minus one 30.
01:11:31
Fuck Off
I've seen Sadiq fight.
01:11:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Sadiq is awesome.
01:11:35
Fuck Off
Underdog.
01:11:37
Matt LaRose
Underdog, not by much. A plus 110 and a minus 130. That's not a huge swing.
01:11:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got the dog.
01:11:43
Matt LaRose
You got to take the dog. My Nigerian brother.
01:11:46
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:11:47
Matt LaRose
Wakanda forever. Co-main event of the evening at light heavyweight, you have Rodolfo Balato from Brazil taking on the Bear Jew, Paul Craig.
01:12:00
Matt LaRose
ah ha Before we go any further, Richie, I just want to tell you the odds, and then I'll let you make your choice.
01:12:01
Fuck Off
that's Yeah
01:12:07
Matt LaRose
Rodolfo Balato from Brazil, a minus 520. The Bear Jew Paul Craig, a plus 390. Yeah. Yeah.
Paul Craig's UFC Upset Potential
01:12:14
Fuck Off
Yeah um I was going to say So I've seen Rodolfo um He fought previously In the UFC Paul Craig is good but he's a
01:12:24
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:12:27
Matt LaRose
ah His last fight was a draw and the fight before that was a second round knockout.
01:12:36
Matt LaRose
So he's had two fights in the UFC.
01:12:38
Fuck Off
I got Paul Craig. I'm going to call another massive upset.
01:12:40
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:12:43
Matt LaRose
That would be a huge upset. And he, you know what, dude, that dude can do it. Paul Craig is a motherfucker.
01:12:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is a real test for for him, finally. This is going to, okay, you came here thinking you're going to mow through people. ah Can you tear down someone who we know is going to be in front of you the whole fight, giving it back to you?
01:13:01
Matt LaRose
I'm going to call you right now.
01:13:02
Fuck Off
Upset alert.
01:13:03
Matt LaRose
I'm going to tell you right now, Richie, this is a very rare occasion to do, but I'm going to call this match a lose or leave town match. If you can't beat the fucking, if you can't beat the bear Jew, you got to get the fuck out of here.
01:13:13
Fuck Off
I'm fine with that.
01:13:17
Fuck Off
I agree.
01:13:18
Matt LaRose
And bear Jew, if you can't beat this fucking guy, we love you. You want to come back to some grappling events? That's fine. But you got to get the fuck out of here.
01:13:24
Fuck Off
i agree.
01:13:25
Matt LaRose
Lose or leave town for the fucking co-main event of the evening.
01:13:29
Fuck Off
I love it.
01:13:30
Matt LaRose
I
Gilbert Burns vs. Michael Morales Preview
01:13:31
Matt LaRose
should be a promoter. In the main event of the evening at welterweight, number eight, Gilbert Toquino Burns takes on Michael Morales, number 12.
01:13:43
Matt LaRose
Gilbert Burns, a plus 575 from Brazil. Michael Morales, a minus 850 from Ecuador. There's some big swings on this card today.
01:13:52
Fuck Off
That's massive, especially for a main event. I don't get why that's the case, but most of them are.
01:13:56
Matt LaRose
It is weird that that's such a huge swing in that. Yeah.
01:14:01
Fuck Off
So kind of interesting. But um I think there there are questions to all these fights, and I think there could be answers after a few of them.
01:14:10
Matt LaRose
Let me hit you with a couple of stats here. Gilbert Burns, 22 and eight is 38 years old. ah
01:14:17
Fuck Off
I don't know how Gilbert Burns can win this fight.
01:14:19
Matt LaRose
This kid that he's fighting, Michael Morales is 17 and oh, he's 25 years old and has an eight inch reach advantage.
01:14:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, i this kid's fucking slick as fuck.
01:14:31
Matt LaRose
Gilbert Burns though, Toquino has hammers.
01:14:35
Fuck Off
He does. He's not going to be able to get in. He's going to get too tired, and that's going to be... This is a...
01:14:45
Matt LaRose
I got to take a morales, man.
01:14:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going with the favorite here.
01:14:49
Matt LaRose
It's a tough fight, but you got to do it.
01:14:51
Fuck Off
Got to...
01:14:52
Matt LaRose
Those are good fights. Four o'clock, seven o'clock. Have you out of there by 10, 11.
01:14:56
Fuck Off
I'll watch those.
01:14:57
Matt LaRose
I'll watch that shit. Those are free on ESPN.
01:15:00
Fuck Off
Sweet. How do you beat that?
01:15:02
Matt LaRose
The UFC doesn't fuck around, man. Every week they just keep, uh, keep fucking pumping them out. The only other thing I wanted to touch on, I actually missed it in my notes, but we're still talking about it to the UFC, so
Vitor Belfort's Hall of Fame Induction
01:15:13
Matt LaRose
it's fine.
01:15:13
Matt LaRose
there was a Did you see the big announcement of who they announced in Montreal is getting inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame?
01:15:16
Fuck Off
No.
01:15:23
Fuck Off
No.
01:15:24
Matt LaRose
The one and only, the phenom, Vitor Belfort.
01:15:28
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
01:15:29
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable, dude. He was there. He's a gray old man now. He's crying all over the place when they were showing us highlights.
01:15:37
Fuck Off
Loving Jesus.
01:15:38
Matt LaRose
Loving Jesus. You know, it's fucked up, man. You forget how long Vitor fucking fought
Controversy of Vitor Belfort's TRT Use
01:15:42
Matt LaRose
for, dude. That dude fought in the UFC, like at UFC 15.
01:15:45
Fuck Off
He started at 19 years old.
01:15:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, when it was still like the out like outlawed, like what, like fucking fucked up Vandale Silva.
01:15:49
Fuck Off
Illegal. What?
01:15:55
Matt LaRose
Then he fought in Pride. Then he fought in the UFC. He fought in Strikeforce. Fucking knocked out Randy Couture for the heavyweight championship.
01:15:59
Fuck Off
100% a Hall of Famer.
01:16:04
Matt LaRose
Fucking wheel kicked fucking... Luke Rockhold into oblivion all while on all of the supplements.
01:16:14
Fuck Off
and And trying to invent new ones.
01:16:14
Matt LaRose
And you'll remember famously, you'll remember famously that when TRT was allowed, nobody had higher testosterone numbers than Vitor Belfort.
01:16:24
Matt LaRose
They said that
01:16:25
Fuck Off
He took full advantage of of the rule.
01:16:27
Matt LaRose
I don't and don't remember if it was when he fought Weidman or when he fought Luke Rockhold, but they were like screaming at them on the ah stage at the weigh-ins. You're a cheater. Look at your body. Look at you. You're a cheater.
01:16:40
Matt LaRose
And then they tested him and they said that ah like the amount of testosterone that he had was like was like if you combine like five average healthy males testosterone, that's how much he had. Yeah.
01:16:54
Fuck Off
That's the perfect amount.
01:16:56
Matt LaRose
He was like, listen, man, I have low testosterone. This is how much I need to function.
01:17:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, I get it
01:17:02
Matt LaRose
Shockingly, after that, they outlawed using testosterone replacement therapy, which quite frankly, I think that they should still let them do that because just from the recovery aspect alone. You know, who doesn't want to see dudes all jacked up on testosterone beating the fuck out of each other?
01:17:18
Fuck Off
Rubbing people's jizz on their nipples.
01:17:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, their titties. Also, the thing with Vitor was I completely forgot about this, but it was funny to show because he's been fighting for so long. But he they showed a picture of him like it had to be like the late 2000s, early 2010s.
01:17:35
Matt LaRose
But he
Vitor Belfort's Personal Tragedy
01:17:36
Matt LaRose
had a picture. ah He was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of his sister on it. And it said Viva on it. And then I completely fucking forgot that like his sister like got like kidnapped and like raped and murdered and mutilated and shit.
01:17:50
Fuck Off
Yeah
01:17:51
Matt LaRose
Like I forgot about all that and all that shit was happening. Like while that dude, like she was missing, remember for like years.
01:17:57
Fuck Off
Yeah Yeah
01:17:58
Matt LaRose
And that was all happening while he was like trying to be like the champion of the world and shit like that. It's like also while I'm doing all this crazy fighting shit, we're trying to find the people that like basically dismembered my sister.
01:18:12
Fuck Off
yeah fucking nuts
01:18:14
Matt LaRose
Brazilians, man.
01:18:15
Fuck Off
yeah they don't fuck around man
01:18:17
Matt LaRose
So, Favela's a tough, tough place to be.
01:18:18
Fuck Off
those favelas not good
01:18:22
Fuck Off
Tough place.
01:18:23
Matt LaRose
So, shout out to Vitor Belfort, the phenom.
01:18:26
Fuck Off
He's in a better place, man.
01:18:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, good for him.
01:18:30
Fuck Off
Just like P. Diddy.
01:18:32
Matt LaRose
P. Diddy's gonna...
01:18:33
Fuck Off
More money, more problems. That's what I say.
01:18:36
Matt LaRose
No doubt.
Musings on P. Diddy and Playful Banter
01:18:41
Matt LaRose
Oh, you blew it. You blew it.
01:18:44
Fuck Off
ah Big hands. Who's hot? Tell who rock? Who's seller in the stores? tell me who flopped? copped the blue drop? Who juice Two-nit-one shit Who's hot? same temp. you ain't nothing changed but lamp. Can't stop, Joshy, my name on blimp. Guaranteed you tell bro, a nut. You don't all the world, nigga, up.
01:18:54
Fuck Off
One it's bad letdown. know me, need you, I need you, need you, you. need I need you, I need you. I need you, need you, I need I need you, need need need need you, need need need you, you, I need I need you, I I need you, I need I need I need need you, need I need you, you, I you, need I need you, I need you, need you, need you, need need you, need you, need I need need you, need I need need need need you, need you, need I need you, need you, need you, need need you, you, need you, I need need you, I need need you, I need I need need need you, need need you, need you, you,
01:19:07
Matt LaRose
Is it weird that all I can think of when I hear that song is someone rubbing cum on Diddy's titties?
01:19:17
Fuck Off
Fucking diddy. Ditto the diddy. in
01:19:22
Matt LaRose
what you think's going to happen What do you think is going to happen to Diddy when he goes back to prison?
01:19:22
Fuck Off
Crazy. I
01:19:26
Fuck Off
think he's going to have a lot of jizz on his nipples.