Become a Creator today!Start creating today - Share your story with the world!
Start for free
00:00:00
00:00:01
Infinite Abyss 50: Whole Lotta Rosie
24 Plays5 months ago
Richie and Matty are back this week talking the AC/DC PWR UP Tour, Thunderbolts*, UFC 315, NHL Playoffs, how does Richie feel about IMDB's Top 25 Movies, and so much more!
Find us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Subscribe, Like, share and drop us a 5 star review!
Tell your mom to give us a listen!
Tell us how much we suck on the following platforms:
Instagram and Tik Tok @infiniteabysspod
infiniteabysspod@gmail.com
Recommended
Transcript
Musical Influences and Podcast Prep
00:00:02
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:00:31
Fuck Off
Oh, she's a dirty word. She used to be our... Painted bird, yeah. And whoa, she's a whore.
00:00:44
Fuck Off
Don't you know we love her more and more. used
00:00:49
Matt LaRose
Fair use, Richie. Fair use. Remember, the Beach Boys. the beach boys
00:00:52
Fuck Off
be our... Painted bird.
00:00:56
Matt LaRose
want We don't want them to think that all this money that we're making is off there saw off their our art that we're playing, you know?
00:01:03
Fuck Off
I want the Beach Boys to sue the cult.
00:01:09
Fuck Off
Then see what happens.
00:01:10
Matt LaRose
My favorite cult song, She Sells Sanctuary.
00:01:13
Fuck Off
It's a great one, but frankly the one I just played is pretty fucking awesome.
00:01:14
Matt LaRose
Banger.
00:01:17
Matt LaRose
That was a pretty good one. Just so you know, I noticed how unprepared you were when I hit the show intro. So I was ready in case you were fumbling to swoop in with who we be by DMX to bring us in.
00:01:29
Matt LaRose
If I, it just in case, just in case we needed the dog, you know, you did a fine job.
00:01:31
Fuck Off
Oh, just in case. you
00:01:35
Fuck Off
You don't have to worry about me, fella. I'm an Eagle Scout.
00:01:40
Matt LaRose
You're, you're always prepared.
00:01:42
Fuck Off
Always.
Missing Co-Host and Seasonal Changes
00:01:45
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast.
00:01:50
Fuck Off
Which is where I think Matt Martin is. That's a fucking abyss. What a douchebag.
00:02:01
Fuck Off
Where is this homo?
00:02:02
Matt LaRose
Never one to bury the lead. It's just me and Richie this week. out We heard nothing from Martin, and then ah he let us know at 2.10 that he was out.
00:02:12
Fuck Off
Such a douche.
00:02:14
Matt LaRose
He's a busy guy. He's got a lot going on, you know?
00:02:16
Fuck Off
There's a lot happening.
00:02:18
Matt LaRose
lotta This is his busy schedule, as he likes to say. it's He's got a lot going on.
00:02:21
Fuck Off
A lot happening. It's the spring.
00:02:24
Matt LaRose
Spring is in the air. It's sundress season.
00:02:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's not even spring yet, right? Mm-hmm.
00:02:31
Matt LaRose
The school kids are out with their short shorts, you know?
00:02:34
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:02:35
Matt LaRose
sir
00:02:36
Fuck Off
I was just in...
00:02:38
Matt LaRose
Book bags and short shorts, that's what they say.
00:02:41
Fuck Off
I was just in Boston and it was pretty, it was rainy as fuck yesterday.
00:02:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yesterday was unreal.
00:02:51
Fuck Off
It was brutal, but they still had the fucking Red Sox game, which I just don't understand.
00:02:57
Matt LaRose
Oh, they still played yesterday?
00:02:58
Fuck Off
Yeah,
Sports Talk: Baseball and Basketball
00:02:59
Fuck Off
they lost.
00:02:59
Matt LaRose
i was at the i was ah I was at the gym lifting. I lift on Tuesdays, if you can see right here.
00:03:04
Fuck Off
That's a big day.
00:03:05
Matt LaRose
Right here. If you look right here, Richie, I lift on Tuesdays.
00:03:07
Fuck Off
big day. Mountainous.
00:03:10
Matt LaRose
And... ah I kept walking over and open the door and just seeing it absolutely dump rain out. I can't believe, as you know, I traditionally feel that ah baseball players are gigantic pussies.
00:03:20
Matt LaRose
So there is no way I would have thought that they were going to play baseball in the rain.
00:03:21
Fuck Off
It
00:03:25
Matt LaRose
That's how hard it was raining yesterday.
00:03:27
Fuck Off
was raining hard.
00:03:31
Fuck Off
Celtics tonight. I'm supposed to go to that.
00:03:34
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:03:34
Fuck Off
Speaking of.
00:03:36
Matt LaRose
Are they two games now or one game?
00:03:38
Fuck Off
One. They already lost home court. um Most amount of missed three-point field goals ever in the history of basketball in a playoff game.
00:03:48
Matt LaRose
Wow. how long is How long is that?
00:03:50
Fuck Off
They also took the most amount.
00:03:53
Matt LaRose
How long has basketball been around for? It's kind of quite a while, right?
00:03:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, 100 years probably.
00:04:00
Matt LaRose
Is my favorite ah New York Knick player still playing playing Patrick Ewing? Is he still on the team?
00:04:08
Fuck Off
No, they traded him for Latrell Sprewell.
00:04:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit. Hewing. Yes. I used to always be ah the Nixon NBA jam because I like Patrick Hewing in his flat top.
00:04:19
Fuck Off
And Marv Albert, Dan Satton in his pantyhose.
00:04:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Hewing. Yes. I remember that as being like one of the first ever like scandals and be asking like whom are asking my parents like who's Marv Albert and why why is everybody making such a big deal out of him?
00:04:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, you would think a bigger scandal would have been the aforementioned Patrick Ewing and how Georgetown University graduated him without being able to read.
00:04:48
Matt LaRose
I
00:04:49
Fuck Off
No, that's actually facts.
00:04:53
Fuck Off
By him. Those
00:04:55
Matt LaRose
i can't read. Thank you.
00:04:57
Fuck Off
motherfuckers gave me a fucking cool degree, but I can't read shit.
00:05:02
Matt LaRose
Thank you for this degree. I don't know what it says.
00:05:06
Fuck Off
What do I got to hang it on the wall for? I can't read it.
00:05:10
Matt LaRose
What do I need a wall for? yeah Wow.
00:05:14
Fuck Off
So...
00:05:14
Matt LaRose
The New York
Sports Rivalries and Personal Lives
00:05:15
Matt LaRose
Knicks, a classic Boston, New York matchup.
00:05:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. And the seltzer supposed to just smoke them. They were up by 20.
00:05:22
Matt LaRose
Everybody had told me that the Celts were going to steamroll everybody and win the championship again this year.
00:05:27
Fuck Off
It was supposed to happen, and but we'll see. they They need one of these wake up calls every once in a while. I just don't fucking get it. They're like the Patriots in so many ways. They are so fucking stupid.
00:05:40
Fuck Off
They are. They've got a seven foot four fucking center for Zing is who granted
00:05:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:05:46
Fuck Off
he He's a great shooter, but all he does is sit out and take threes all game long.
00:05:52
Matt LaRose
ah
00:05:53
Fuck Off
ah fuck it So who's getting rebounds? Who's driving to the basket?
00:05:56
Matt LaRose
You need Dennis Rodman to get those rebounds.
00:05:56
Fuck Off
Nope.
00:05:57
Matt LaRose
Best rebound guy in the game.
00:05:59
Fuck Off
Best rebound guy ever outside of Wilt Chamberlain.
00:06:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I learned that from the basketball documentaries that I watch.
00:06:04
Fuck Off
And Bill Russell, actually. Bill Russell is the greatest rebounder ever live, I believe.
00:06:10
Matt LaRose
Who did he play for?
00:06:11
Fuck Off
Never heard of her.
00:06:13
Matt LaRose
no yeah.
00:06:13
Fuck Off
Bill Russell?
00:06:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:15
Fuck Off
Come on, dude.
00:06:15
Matt LaRose
Was he?
00:06:15
Fuck Off
He's a Boston Celtics legend.
00:06:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. I knew that. Was he a white guy?
00:06:20
Fuck Off
No, definitely not.
00:06:21
Matt LaRose
That's why it was so good, because he's black guy.
00:06:23
Fuck Off
He autographed a book to me before he died.
00:06:24
Matt LaRose
Did he really?
00:06:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:06:26
Matt LaRose
Let me ask you a question. This hasn't...
00:06:28
Fuck Off
Graduated from San Francisco State University.
00:06:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:06:33
Fuck Off
Drafted into the and NBA.
00:06:35
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:06:36
Fuck Off
Dominated the world.
00:06:38
Matt LaRose
And signed a book for you.
00:06:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:06:42
Matt LaRose
That's pretty dope. This doesn't have to do with the Celtics, but you said they're like the Patriots, and then that made me think of this.
00:06:51
Fuck Off
And the bird.
00:06:51
Matt LaRose
i actually I actually don't have this in my notes. It just popped in my head. What is this whole ah Bill Belichick situation going on now? He's dating the smoking hot chick and then he does this interview where she's like telling the guy that he can't answer or ask certain questions and shit like that.
00:07:08
Matt LaRose
Now everybody's all over Belichick's jock now because because of this chick.
00:07:08
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:07:13
Matt LaRose
What the fuck is going on? Fill me in.
00:07:15
Fuck Off
yeah I'll tell you what's going on. STP.
00:07:19
Matt LaRose
Stone Temple Pilots.
00:07:20
Fuck Off
Sweet type
Concert Reviews: AC/DC's Performance
00:07:21
Fuck Off
pussy, baby. She's got that magic pussy.
00:07:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:26
Fuck Off
Belichick's all in. I mean, da look at how fucking and dumbfounded the guy is all the time. He's just got a stupid grin on his face constantly. I liked him better before and you're just scowling.
00:07:35
Matt LaRose
I.
00:07:35
Fuck Off
Now it's ah it looks like he's on heroin all the time, but it it's just sweet pussy.
00:07:38
Matt LaRose
but
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
You think so? She looks like she's a crazy bitch.
00:07:42
Fuck Off
Wait. Who's tapping Miss Maine? How crazy you have to be. You got to jiggle his fucking dangling balls while she deep throats and gags on it a couple times. The guy would, he'll finish in a minute, no problem, and she can go throw up with her next meal.
00:07:59
Matt LaRose
And then now she's got like a whole bunch of property and shit. She's killing it, man.
00:08:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's a cajillionaire all of a sudden.
00:08:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Good for her.
00:08:06
Fuck Off
She's got real estate. She's a publicist. There's all kinds of shit. If she plays her cards right, she'll get Belichick fired, which I think may be what he wants.
00:08:15
Matt LaRose
You think that's what's going to happen? I was wondering if maybe that's what, maybe he's just trying to get fired.
00:08:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, who knows?
00:08:21
Matt LaRose
This guy's crazy. It seems like everything he always did was super tactical and now he's just like,
00:08:27
Fuck Off
s STP.
00:08:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:29
Fuck Off
Sweet Titan Pink.
00:08:30
Matt LaRose
Good for that guy.
00:08:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know. So speaking of All of those things, my gallivantings and his gallivantings tied back to Gillette.
00:08:43
Fuck Off
You were there last week on the 50-yard line, if I'm not mistaken.
00:08:45
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, pal.
00:08:48
Matt LaRose
I sure was. i level with the stage. I could look, I was looking right at fucking Angus young while he was just absolutely shredding the guitar all night long.
00:08:57
Fuck Off
Anus Young?
00:08:59
Matt LaRose
Anus young. Yeah.
00:09:00
Fuck Off
did he Did he hop around and go crazy like usual?
00:09:03
Matt LaRose
Dude, that guy is fucking unbelievable, man.
00:09:06
Fuck Off
at energy upon energy.
00:09:07
Matt LaRose
He just kept fucking going and kept doing the thing where he goes on one leg and just, dude, he was going the whole fucking show. And it was raining a whole bunch of the time. And the fucking stage was all slippery. And he didn't give a fuck, man. He was all over the place.
00:09:21
Matt LaRose
Then he started. My only complaint was one of the most awesome parts of the night that everybody loved was he played like a 25-minute guitar solo. before the encore.
00:09:33
Matt LaRose
He just like, and like half the band stayed out there. And then like after a while they all just went in and he was going all over the place and playing guitar and it was fucking awesome.
00:09:43
Matt LaRose
It was totally awesome to see. And he's a great guitarist, but I was like, can you just do me a favor and just peel off like five minutes of that and just give me like money talks, man. You know what I mean?
00:09:53
Matt LaRose
Like, you know, that's yeah.
00:09:54
Fuck Off
They were all the same licks, too.
00:09:57
Matt LaRose
You know, but it was fucking awesome, man. Like, It was kind of funny, like the lead singer, like ah his voice is really not great.
00:10:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:10:05
Matt LaRose
I don't know if you know that or not.
00:10:06
Fuck Off
Norris is hearing.
00:10:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And I was like, you know, this dude's been fucking drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes and fucking rocking and rolling and racing hot rods and shit for 40 fucking years. What can you expect out of them?
00:10:19
Matt LaRose
But ah they were fucking awesome, dude. It was a good fucking time.
00:10:23
Fuck Off
any Any surprise songs that they pulled out?
00:10:26
Matt LaRose
Well, I mean, they played, they played for number one, they played for like two and a half hours and they played every fucking banger that you can think of. It was just, it was pretty interesting.
00:10:36
Matt LaRose
Cause I was like, they did play a whole lot of Rosie and I went fucking mental when they did, dude.
00:10:37
Fuck Off
Did they play a whole lot of Rosie?
00:10:43
Matt LaRose
It was awesome. It was one of the last songs that they played. I looked at Todd and I said, Todd, this song is about the, about a fat chick. It's the greatest song of all time. Yeah.
00:10:53
Matt LaRose
and the only songs that I can think of by them that I know that they didn't play was money talks, which bums me out. Cause I love that song.
00:11:00
Fuck Off
I'm surprised. That's a big,
00:11:01
Matt LaRose
I know. And, uh, and they didn't play big balls. Those are the only two songs that I could think of that they didn't play.
00:11:07
Fuck Off
I love big balls. I just actually had that teed up.
00:11:11
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:11:12
Fuck Off
I didn't go that route, but that's fun.
00:11:15
Matt LaRose
They were, uh,
00:11:15
Fuck Off
So so what what else? What happened at the show? Any craziness?
00:11:20
Matt LaRose
Well, the so there was a band that opened for them called The Pretty Reckless.
00:11:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's pretty reckless.
00:11:24
Matt LaRose
And I actually, this is right up your alley because the lead singer was a blonde chick with black eyeliner and super black mascara and eyeshadow, black leather boots like a nightie and a leather jacket.
00:11:42
Matt LaRose
And she was, she, she was not blonder than that.
00:11:42
Fuck Off
Sounds like Avril Lavigne. Hmm.
00:11:47
Matt LaRose
She's a pretty big smoke show. And then ah it turns out she's an actress and ah she played.
00:11:52
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:11:53
Matt LaRose
Hold on. I'm going to show you this chick first before I tell you who she who she played.
00:12:00
Matt LaRose
I can't think of her name. I'll put singer in while I do this. Oh, there you go. I don't have to put it in Google search. Taylor Mormonson is this chick, right? So here.
00:12:18
Matt LaRose
how How do you feel about that?
00:12:20
Fuck Off
Makes me hungry. Just want to literally just eat her fucking thigh like a Popeye's extra spicy.
00:12:32
Fuck Off
What's up with this bitch? what
00:12:34
Matt LaRose
So she's she's the lead singer of this band, The Pretty Reckless.
00:12:38
Fuck Off
So what has she been in?
00:12:39
Matt LaRose
so Oh, wow. Hold on. this is That's a picture worth looking at right here. I can't see if it's on the screen. There you go.
00:12:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like what she's putting up.
00:12:49
Matt LaRose
You like her style?
00:12:51
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:52
Matt LaRose
So this chick is also an actress. She was on the TV show Gossip Girl, and she played little Cindy Lou Who in who How the Grinch Stole Christmas in the Jim Carrey version of it.
00:13:04
Fuck Off
Really? Fuck, I know that girl.
00:13:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, she's in a fucking rock and roll band now called The Pretty Reckless. You should check them out. You'd probably like them.
00:13:15
Fuck Off
That's awesome.
00:13:15
Matt LaRose
therere They weren't like heavy metal screaming and shit. She's singing. They have the two songs that I remember are two songs that I listened to on my ah on my thing are ah heaven knows.
00:13:25
Matt LaRose
And I remember her distinctly saying this next song is called make me want to die. And I was like, I love this check. This is going to be my song for her.
00:13:35
Fuck Off
She's fantastic.
00:13:36
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, she's outstanding. You should check them out.
00:13:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, check them out. I'm going to. Speaking of wanting to die, i somehow get down this rabbit hole as I so often do on YouTube. And when I was looking for like, um, I was actually looking for some cult early cult stuff live.
00:13:58
Fuck Off
And that's what got me into the whole kind of vibe of peace dog. Uh, But when I was
00:14:08
Fuck Off
looking into it, I found this fucking YouTube link that I got sucked into. Usually it's like a street corner musician or you know whatever, pop stars popping up somewhere and like Sting or Seal busking with someone at the train station.
00:14:25
Fuck Off
But this time it was this fucking girl who was clearly a millennial if whatever the next thing is. blonde chick like Snow White living in Brooklyn, just, you know, living the dream of just every fucking future Karen on the planet. But she's a psychiatrist or psychologist, one or the other.
00:14:46
Fuck Off
So her thing is she goes through lyrics and songs of people people that make recommendations to her on her web channel. So i I started going through to see who she was, you know, trying to break down and ah Leonard, um,
00:15:04
Fuck Off
ah Keenan was on there. She did like a Tool song. She did Maynard James.
00:15:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, Maynard James Cool.
00:15:13
Fuck Off
she She did a yeah Maynard James with Stink Fist. And the visuals of watching it was her face was just it you know blonde.
00:15:23
Matt LaRose
the
00:15:25
Fuck Off
I fake blonde chicks. You know, one of those, you know what I'm talking about.
00:15:27
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in their shit, blood, cum on my hands.
00:15:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, a liberal Lily watching this, and she was so horrified.
00:15:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Cool.
00:15:39
Fuck Off
They showed the fist with the skin, like, pouring off and not being able to get enough. So she's trying to give her psychological breakdown of what's wrong with Maynard. edward And, yeah, well, so I start doing that, and then I go down the hole.
00:15:49
Matt LaRose
wo There's a lot.
00:15:54
Fuck Off
i get into the Chris Cornell one, Fell on Black Days by Soundgarden, and she was just horrified with that as well.
00:15:57
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:16:03
Fuck Off
And then mag I'm like, fuck, who's worse than him?
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:16:05
Fuck Off
So I started scrolling through and I couldn't think of anyone until I finally found it. And it was Lane Staley.
00:16:13
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:16:13
Fuck Off
So she wanted to break down um in a hole and in a
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
Down in a hole Oh ah yeah Yeah
00:16:22
Fuck Off
and rooster, I think, where the we're but she was just basically, I mean, one's about killing someone, obviously. and ah But the other one's essentially about everything else addiction and also she goes into her, her stuff there, but they get all emotional.
00:16:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah
00:16:40
Fuck Off
Cause like, Oh my God, this is, so I mean, this guy's really fucked up. and He's really dead.
00:16:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was really fucked up. is no lot Well, Maynard is still with us, but...
00:16:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. May well, Maynard's he'll be around. He's, he's a martial artist.
00:16:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He was always different than those guys anyways, so...
00:17:00
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:17:02
Matt LaRose
Those guys like to just do heroin and recede into darkness. He more opened it, welcomed it. Yeah.
00:17:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what I had to do because I haven't gone the heroin route.
00:17:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I tell you what, I did say, I did tell Todd when that chick sort to tie it all back in when that chick from the pretty reckless was playing, I did look at Todd and I shrugged and I said, I'd do heroin with that chick.
00:17:16
Fuck Off
young Yeah.
00:17:25
Matt LaRose
And Todd goes, I think she does heroin. And I said, right. That's why I just said I would do it with her. And he's like, Oh yeah.
00:17:30
Fuck Off
I would scoot her up in between her toes while I was sodomizing her.
00:17:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:36
Fuck Off
But it would be doggy style actually. So her feet would be up on my shoulders and I'd be almost like heel hooking her, like putting a syringe of heroin in between her toes and sucking on them while I fucking spun around and started a jackhammer.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:52
Fuck Off
Jacking her.
00:17:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:53
Fuck Off
Anyway, I'm going, I digress.
00:17:54
Matt LaRose
Anyway, I digress. So ACDC was awesome. Definitely glad that I saw him before they died. It was a good fucking time. And I'll tell you what, dude, I was thinking about it. Like I don't own any ACDC albums, but I knew almost every fucking song that they played because they just have like Rock and roll anthems, man, you know?
00:18:13
Matt LaRose
They played fucking Thunderstruck. It was awesome. They ended with, uh, for those about to rock, fire! We salute! And they had, uh, they pulled, like, the old school cannons out on stand. A bunch of them on the stage.
00:18:27
Matt LaRose
They had a bunch of them on the side, and every time he yelled fire, the cannons would shoot off
00:18:31
Fuck Off
Oh, really? That's great.
00:18:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was fucking awesome. And then when they played Hell's Bells, the ACDC bell lowered down from the ceiling. It was fucking cool. They had some fire.
00:18:44
Matt LaRose
you know, it was a good fucking time. And you know what? One last thing. what i appreciate What I really appreciated about these guys is they're a bunch of fucking rock and roll dudes from fucking Australia.
00:18:55
Fuck Off
area.
00:18:55
Matt LaRose
they didn't have They didn't have a whole bunch of fucking crazy shit going on. They had the cannons. They had the little bell drop down for one song. They had fire one song. But for most of the show, it's just a dude on a normal size. dress They have the fucking massive stage.
00:19:14
Matt LaRose
And it's a dude on a small drum set, a dude playing rhythm guitar, standing next to a dude playing bass. And then out on the front of the stage is the dude shredding the guitar, the dude singing. And then behind them was just my favorite, most heavy metal thing, a massive wall of Marshall and like stacked amps.
00:19:36
Matt LaRose
It's like the ACDC, like Van Halen, like Slayer used to always do it. Just like you would never need that many like half stacks stacked on top of each other, but it's just a wall of amps. And that's our, it's fucking awesome.
00:19:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't even know if they would all work quite honestly.
00:19:54
Matt LaRose
Probably not. It's probably just for look, but I mean, i mean, they were fucking loud for sure.
00:19:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:20:01
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:20:02
Fuck Off
How was the chick situation?
00:20:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, dude, it was what was funny was overall there was a very.
00:20:07
Fuck Off
The meat of it, as they say.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
There is a very you would like this was there is a very wide range of ladies that were there.
00:20:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:20:16
Matt LaRose
And ah there was I'll say this, man, they ACDC can still bring out some good looking gals. lot of a lot of lot of black leather skirts and black nylon stockings.
00:20:28
Fuck Off
Leper skin.
00:20:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, a lot of leopard skin, lot of black cutoff jeans, boots, you know, lot of it was one of my ah my.
00:20:34
Fuck Off
Palter tops. Add tattoos.
00:20:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. One of my associates that was there with me, though, they they will remain nameless and genderless would elbow me in the side every time one of these females walked by.
00:20:41
Fuck Off
Powerboro lights.
00:20:50
Matt LaRose
And I said, do you think that I don't realize this?
00:20:52
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:20:53
Matt LaRose
And then everyone that he'd elbow me again. And I finally say, i said, listen to me, young pup. You want to know, you want to know something someone wise once told me you better settle down, act like you've been here before.
00:21:07
Matt LaRose
We're not going to run down there and fuck one of them. We're going to walk down there and fuck all of them. So, you know, and then, and then he's, Oh, it's just been a while.
00:21:12
Fuck Off
It's
00:21:16
Matt LaRose
And I said, I can tell reel it in young pup. We got this.
00:21:19
Fuck Off
going to be a while longer because nothing's happening tonight, so don't even worry about it.
00:21:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, get your hands off of me.
00:21:27
Matt LaRose
It was a good fucking time.
00:21:29
Fuck Off
That's awesome. What kind of automobiles had shown up?
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
ah So, well, it was funny because we actually, we got the ah tickets from our associates, my associates boss. And he's like,
00:21:46
Matt LaRose
on some committee that lives in Fox bro. So he was actually there working where he like has to go around.
00:21:54
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:21:55
Matt LaRose
He works on ah on a board for, he lives in Fox bro and he works on a board for the town where they can monitor the, uh, stadium and the events that are going on in it.
00:22:07
Matt LaRose
And, uh, you know, cause I guess it's actually kind of interesting, ah The craft group owns obviously Patriot place and all that shit, but the town still owns the land that all that shit's built on.
00:22:15
Fuck Off
yep Yeah, they're leasing it, right?
00:22:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they lease it to them so they can basically have this committee that was developed so that they can be like, basically like the town can just check up on your shit and make sure that you're doing shit right and everything.
00:22:30
Fuck Off
It's kind of bullshit too, because I think if I'm not mistaken, going way back, Eddie Andelman owned that land. He had a racetrack on it.
00:22:42
Fuck Off
It was like, yeah, it was like Foxborough, um, raceway and he owned all that land.
00:22:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:22:49
Fuck Off
And then Kraft had come in to buy the team. And he wanted the stadium and there was a lot of back and forth. He was actually going to build it in Hartford for a minute.
00:23:01
Matt LaRose
I remember that. I remember they were talking about moving them.
00:23:02
Fuck Off
He was getting around by what was happening. So I think what happened is the town may have fucked Kraft, bought the land from Edelman and then um leased it to Kraft.
00:23:16
Fuck Off
And maybe that maybe they put in costs to help build it too because of that.
00:23:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:21
Fuck Off
you know Maybe that was the deal.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:22
Fuck Off
I don't know all those specifics, but it wouldn't surprise me.
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So this dude works for whatever that board is. So he, has a fucking VIP pass with his truck. So we literally went in through the executive entrance, no traffic and parked like right outside the stadium and everything.
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Oh, did it rain
00:23:41
Matt LaRose
So like, I had said to Todd, it would be it would have been way cooler if we had the Z28 with the T-tops. And he was like, fuck yeah. But it rained like a motherfucker. So it was cool.
00:23:51
Matt LaRose
um
00:23:51
Fuck Off
all night?
00:23:52
Fuck Off
all night
00:23:52
Matt LaRose
So it kept raining on and off. It actually kind of sucked because... ah it didn't rain and they said it wasn't going to rain. And then it did rain and we got soaked and then it stopped raining, but it was windy. So it was fucking cold.
00:24:07
Matt LaRose
And just when you like pretty much dried off, it started raining again. So then we got soaked again and then it stopped raining. It rained like three fucking times. And then finally the last like hour and a half, it stopped raining.
00:24:16
Fuck Off
like
00:24:20
Matt LaRose
So we were able to like be dry, but it definitely sucked for a couple of hours. But, you know, when you're there to rock and roll and worship the devil, it's, you know, it's what you got to do, man.
00:24:32
Fuck Off
The devil keeps it warm.
00:24:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, brother, you know.
00:24:34
Fuck Off
Hmm. Interesting.
00:24:36
Matt LaRose
So ah fun time. Glad I got to see ACDC before they or I die.
00:24:41
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:24:42
Matt LaRose
You know, it's like hanging out with your ah drunk Aussie uncles, you know.
00:24:45
Fuck Off
It's like even money.
00:24:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Good fucking time. Drank a bunch of beers. Some goddamn Bud Lights. Didn't have to pay for tickets. Didn't have to pay for parking.
00:24:55
Fuck Off
Are they still as good as everyone A says or B they were?
00:25:00
Matt LaRose
I mean, i thought the show was fine. A lot of the reviews that I saw of the show, people were could not believe how amazing the show was. It was the greatest show they've ever seen in their life.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
And I was like, I mean, I've been to a lot of shows, so maybe i didn't think it was that great of a show, but it was a good fucking time. And they had a great set list. They sounded great. The singer...
00:25:24
Matt LaRose
it was kind of hard because his voice is definitely like wearing, but also it sounded like his mic was fucked up too. Like, and I was kind of like, you know, like i was coming to ACDC. I wasn't actually exactly expecting the greatest singing in the world.
00:25:42
Matt LaRose
If you've ever heard an ACDC song, you know what you're getting yourself into. So I was kind of just okay with it. Cause I more or less know all the words to all the songs and,
00:25:52
Matt LaRose
Which is like what I was saying. I don't have any of their albums, but I know all the fucking words to all the songs. You know you know every fucking song that they play. If you've ever been to any sporting event ever or turned on a radio station, and you know at least one ACDC song. Probably more like 17.
00:26:07
Matt LaRose
They sounded great instrumentally and musically. They sounded fucking awesome. so you know I think probably if I paid full price for the ticket, I would have been like, eh. But it was a good fucking time.
00:26:19
Fuck Off
yeah
00:26:20
Matt LaRose
I talked to this kid at work today, actually. He was wearing an ACDC shirt, and I said, I just went and saw them on Sunday. And he goes, no way, I did too. I went with my mom and my dad, and I was like, oh, that's fucking cool. And he was like, yeah, my dad's seen him like eight times, and he was like, he's a young kid.
00:26:35
Matt LaRose
He's like, you got to see ACDC, probably going to be one of the last times they tour. And he was like, I'm really glad I got to see him, man. They were fucking awesome. And I was like, yeah. I thought they were pretty good.
00:26:46
Matt LaRose
i don't know if they were fucking awesome, but it was a good, i mean, it was a good time. If you want to go outside and go to, it if you like going to shows in a stadium and you like rock and roll, dude, the fucking place was to the gills.
00:26:54
Fuck Off
Quite frankly, it's amazing people actually still show up to shows.
00:27:02
Matt LaRose
There wasn't an empty seat in the fucking house, dude.
00:27:04
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:27:04
Matt LaRose
Every fucking section was packed. People going fucking nuts. They were selling little blinking devil horns. So like everybody in the fucking arena and the stadium had the little blinking devil.
00:27:13
Fuck Off
I
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
i was like, it's a good thing. I don't have Tourette's man. I'd fucking die.
00:27:19
Fuck Off
don't know. Yeah, I guess so. There's not many people like ACDC.
00:27:23
Matt LaRose
i mean, think about it, dude. If you go to any sporting event, turn the radio on, turn on fucking Iron Man or fucking Avengers.
00:27:26
Fuck Off
anything here in Boston.
00:27:32
Matt LaRose
It's like you hear it's people fucking love ACDC, man.
00:27:37
Fuck Off
And never plays Scent the Pink.
00:27:38
Matt LaRose
No, they never play Sink the Pink Man. You never hear that one.
00:27:41
Fuck Off
It's my favorite.
00:27:42
Matt LaRose
I was surprised they played a whole lot of Rosie. It's
00:27:46
Fuck Off
That's one of their greatest Speaking of
00:27:48
Matt LaRose
fucking, it is really one of their greatest songs.
00:27:55
Matt LaRose
Actually here, hold on.
00:27:59
Matt LaRose
Hold on one second.
00:28:02
Matt LaRose
I'll give you a little bootleg fucking ACDC.
00:28:05
Fuck Off
yeah do it
00:28:13
Matt LaRose
Hold on, that's the wrong one. Here we go.
00:28:37
Fuck Off
There are a fucking lot of people there.
00:28:38
Matt LaRose
It's unreal.
00:28:41
Fuck Off
Per usual, not very good sound from you.
00:28:46
Matt LaRose
No, that's not me. That was them.
00:28:48
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:28:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. I don't want to be around this many people anyway.
00:28:53
Matt LaRose
Look at how many people. The whole fucking place, dude. How many people does Gillette hold? 90,000 fucking people?
00:28:59
Fuck Off
don't know. Seven?
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
70,000 people? seventy thousand people
00:29:04
Fuck Off
So what was the end result of all the... Reviews, were they positive or negative?
00:29:09
Matt LaRose
Everybody said that they were positive. And then I guess my ah doctor was telling me, because I was talking to her about it. I saw her this week. And she was saying that she had read a review saying that, because Gillette has that new big score, the new big screen that's up, which is fucking huge.
00:29:25
Matt LaRose
And they were saying that that fucks with the sound inside the arena or inside the stadium. And they said that's why that the sound, the... the band sounded like shit and I was like I didn't think that the band sounded like shit I thought the singer was struggling and also I thought his mic was like because even when he was talking to the crowd you couldn't hear him it was like his mic was fucked up huh yeah but it wasn't but it wasn't like no it was just him like the the music sounded awesome
00:29:48
Fuck Off
So it sounded like shit. So it did sound like shit.
00:29:58
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:29:59
Matt LaRose
That's why I was saying I thought it was his mic that was fucked up, but they were saying it was because of the, because remember how the end of the, have you been, what was the last time you went to bend to Gillette? It's been like two years for me.
00:30:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, probably. Mm-hmm.
00:30:11
Matt LaRose
So now at the end that the fucking lighthouse was on, they took the lighthouse out and there's a different lighthouse there now, but there's a fucking huge screen that goes all the way across that area that used to be like a wide open area is a giant screen now.
00:30:25
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah
00:30:30
Matt LaRose
So they're saying that that because if their their band is facing that giant screen, it was off while they were playing. So the sound is good the sound used to go straight out that. And now that's blocked off. So they're saying that that might make it like reverb around the stadium. You know, sound does weird fucking shit. I don't fucking. know But it was fucking everybody that I heard other than the than the sound, ah that one that one person saying about the sound, everything else i that I heard said it was fucking awesome.
00:31:02
Fuck Off
Interesting. interesting
00:31:02
Matt LaRose
My cousin was there. I didn't see her, but she was there. My mom saw her post on Facebook and she was like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm at ACDC. This is a lifelong dream, like a lifelong concert I've always wanted to see.
00:31:15
Matt LaRose
People fucking love ACDC, man.
00:31:20
Fuck Off
Interesting.
00:31:23
Matt LaRose
So
00:31:23
Fuck Off
I'd rather see that chick in a club, quite frankly.
00:31:26
Matt LaRose
yeah, well, you know what? if It's funny. I was thinking ah while they were playing, I was like, I would like this band a lot better if I saw them like at like the Palladium or or a smaller venue.
00:31:38
Matt LaRose
I think they would be awesome.
00:31:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, the the cons the the the outdoor stadium tour is now a thing. Like Oasis is doing it.
00:31:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:45
Fuck Off
Everyone's doing it.
00:31:46
Matt LaRose
Taylor Swift, Metallica, they all fucking do it.
00:31:50
Fuck Off
Fuck Metallica. I'm so tired of them.
00:31:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Metallica sucks. It's painful when things that you love suck, Richie.
00:31:57
Fuck Off
Tell me about it, dude.
00:31:58
Matt LaRose
Should I? i so I watched and saw a bunch of movies, Richie.
00:32:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, bring it to me.
00:32:05
Matt LaRose
First one, ah on opening night, I went and saw Marvel's The Thunderbolts with a little asterisk on it.
00:32:12
Fuck Off
This is not surprising.
00:32:16
Matt LaRose
I went with The Boys. It was four set. A foursome.
00:32:22
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:32:23
Matt LaRose
ah force
00:32:23
Fuck Off
A quad, as they say. Uh-huh.
00:32:25
Matt LaRose
You had a this guy right here, the biggest guns in the 508, at least in Upton. You had ah the second biggest guns, but the best DJ and biggest reality TV star in Upton, the dragon.
00:32:41
Fuck Off
No, big Upton fucking hookup.
00:32:43
Matt LaRose
It's a big, big Upton crew. We had, uh, my sweet, sweet fat pal from Holliston. Will the drill Doolin.
00:32:50
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:32:50
Matt LaRose
He's a big, uh, he's like, you know, he's essentially, I love the kid to death, but he's essentially, a 12 to 13 year old and a 24 year old's body.
00:32:58
Fuck Off
A retard.
00:33:01
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:33:02
Matt LaRose
You know, he, and then we had a North Fork's own, sir, the Garrett.
00:33:02
Fuck Off
He's retard. He's a regular retard.
00:33:09
Fuck Off
Not me.
00:33:09
Matt LaRose
So we had a nice crew and, uh, We went and saw what I was just what i was hoping.
00:33:17
Fuck Off
Help club.
00:33:19
Matt LaRose
i saw what I was hoping was going to be a fun, good comic book movie. You got the Thunderbolts.
00:33:26
Fuck Off
Let me ask you a question.
00:33:26
Matt LaRose
ah Yep.
00:33:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, you started to do it. I did interject. um What would really make you think that but this would be a great marvel?
00:33:35
Matt LaRose
I'm glad you asked.
00:33:39
Fuck Off
Why on earth would Would you even think that? Is it just blind stupidity and hope?
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
I'm glad. I'm glad you asked.
00:33:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, go ahead.
00:33:47
Matt LaRose
Well, there's a couple of things. Number one, I've been off the Marvel train for a while. I haven't seen their last few movies. and
00:33:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, like one. Space girl or whatever her name is.
00:33:56
Matt LaRose
No, like three. Minimum. Space Girl, Black Captain America, Black Panther 2.
00:33:59
Fuck Off
Marvel.
00:34:02
Matt LaRose
There's a bunch of movies butcha movies I haven't seen.
00:34:03
Fuck Off
You're racist. That's racist.
00:34:07
Matt LaRose
ah So, i Thunderbolts. Let me tell you. First off,
00:34:14
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:15
Matt LaRose
I read the Thunderbolts.
00:34:19
Fuck Off
You do.
00:34:19
Matt LaRose
I have on my bookshelf to my left, I'll grab it if you want me to, ah Thunderbolts trade paperback.
00:34:24
Fuck Off
may no, no, no, no
00:34:30
Fuck Off
insight into what's going on here
00:34:33
Matt LaRose
Exactly.
00:34:33
Fuck Off
you've got you've got the actual real history of
00:34:36
Matt LaRose
Can I tell you what the Thunderbolts are, Rich? Would you love me to give you, I'll give you
00:34:38
Fuck Off
yeah because i don't want to know what they are
00:34:41
Matt LaRose
Well, the Thunderbolts are a team that was assembled by General Thunderbolt Ross, who you may know from the Incredible Hulk movies as the guy who was trying to stop the Incredible Hulk.
00:34:47
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:34:54
Matt LaRose
Also ends up, huh? ah note Well, no, the guy that hires Tim Roth, William Hurt.
00:35:00
Fuck Off
oh
00:35:01
Matt LaRose
That's General Thunderbolt Ross. He starts a team called the Thunderbolts.
00:35:04
Fuck Off
okay
00:35:07
Matt LaRose
His nickname is Thunderbolt. The Thunderbolts is a team of mercenaries that he hires to go do jobs that need to be off the book that we don't need to know. we just need a couple of mercenaries.
00:35:22
Matt LaRose
Past members of the Thunderbolts include Elektra, Venom, Punisher, fucking, oh yeah, ah Deadpool,
00:35:29
Fuck Off
Really?
00:35:32
Fuck Off
but do you What do you mean? don't understand.
00:35:34
Matt LaRose
it's a team of mercenaries that he puts together. So he hires these people.
00:35:39
Fuck Off
Oh, and he spins him off to go do...
00:35:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I need you.
00:35:41
Fuck Off
I was just about to say, is this like what Will Smith played with Deadeye or whatever?
00:35:41
Matt LaRose
it's It's kind of like the suicide squad, but they're not.
00:35:47
Matt LaRose
It's well, so those guys are like in prison and they're trying to get out of prison. The Thunderbolts are like hired mercenaries, but they are hired to go do jobs that like you can't that have to be like off the books. They can't be like You need a mess cleaned up.
00:36:04
Matt LaRose
Why don't you go team up?
00:36:06
Fuck Off
And that's fucking awesome because you could have Deadpool and the Punisher go fuck some people up.
00:36:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. The book that I have over here is Electra, the Punisher, Venom, Deadpool. Like that's the team. The team is always different player people.
00:36:20
Matt LaRose
It's all depends on who he needs to do the job.
00:36:24
Fuck Off
So who do they fight?
00:36:26
Matt LaRose
They'll fight all kinds of people. They do. They fight.
00:36:27
Fuck Off
they fight good guys too?
00:36:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they fight anybody. Anybody that he needs to fucking break some shit up.
00:36:31
Fuck Off
like that.
00:36:34
Matt LaRose
But, you know, you can't have him go against Captain America. He'll fuck him up. So this is why i like the Thunderbolts. I'm into this. i like I love the Thunderbolts. I've read the Thunderbolts for years. i I dig the concept of it.
00:36:49
Matt LaRose
I'm into it. Now, the Thunder...
00:36:50
Fuck Off
i i even dig the concept of it
00:36:52
Matt LaRose
I knew you would. And I was hoping that this was going to be a thunder a true Thunderbolts movie.
00:36:57
Matt LaRose
And I was going to be like, you de to you and you would dig this. Check it out. So now you assemble this team of Thunderbolts from the Marvel Universe that consists of... ah Bucky, the Winter Soldier, who is a Soviet, really born born of the Nazi Hydra in fiction, but Soviet fucking mercenary killing machine.
00:36:57
Fuck Off
i don't know why you would hope like that
00:37:12
Fuck Off
yep
00:37:22
Fuck Off
and I thought he was in America.
00:37:22
Matt LaRose
You have who, Bucky? Well, he's Captain America's best friend.
00:37:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, but then I thought he turned into Captain America.
00:37:27
Matt LaRose
but
00:37:30
Matt LaRose
Well, I'm saying hid the history of him, who he was as a character. He was the Winter Soldier. He's a he's a Soviet...
00:37:36
Fuck Off
Yeah. But what happened where he goes from Captain America to losing to his job to DEI?
00:37:42
Matt LaRose
Right. Well, DEI happened is how that He never became Captain America.
00:37:47
Fuck Off
Oh, he never did.
00:37:48
Matt LaRose
No, he he was like, the everybody was like, why wouldn't you be Captain America? But because of DEI, he's not Captain America.
00:37:55
Fuck Off
hmm. Got it
00:37:55
Matt LaRose
um So you have him, you have the Red Guardian, who is a Soviet super soldier, and he is the father of ah Black Widow.
00:38:06
Fuck Off
it. Is that what Bucky is?
00:38:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's like the same thing. He's like a Soviet Captain America is what is what the Red Guardian was. ah So he's like, yes, and her sister Yelena played by Florence Pugh.
00:38:14
Fuck Off
and And his daughter is Black Widow.
00:38:21
Fuck Off
I like Florence Pugh.
00:38:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's awesome.
00:38:22
Fuck Off
what you see Is she a singer or an actress?
00:38:25
Matt LaRose
She's an actress. but Maybe she's a singer, I don't know, but I know her as an actress.
00:38:28
Fuck Off
What else has she been in?
00:38:30
Matt LaRose
She's been in the mid the movie, really fucked up movie that you would probably like called Midsommar. Have you seen that?
00:38:37
Fuck Off
and don't think so.
00:38:37
Matt LaRose
That's a real fucked up movie. You would like it. um She was in the Black Widow movie, you'll Black Widow. She played Yelena because she's Black Widow's sister.
00:38:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, i saw that with Scarlett Johansson.
00:38:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's been in that. She's been in a couple other movies that I've seen her in.
00:38:51
Fuck Off
and the urban area was chosen for it.
00:38:54
Matt LaRose
I like her. She's great. um so she So she is now, she's the female version of, she doesn't have a super soldier serum, but she's ah black she's basically the black widow.
00:39:06
Matt LaRose
So she's a bat. So you have two fucking super soldiers. You have Yelena, who's a badass. Then you have another dude who you wouldn't know because you're not caught up, but there was another white dude who was Captain America for like two seconds.
00:39:20
Matt LaRose
And it was for one of the TV shows. And he's like a, they call him US agent. And he's a character from the comics too. He's basically another super soldier. So this is your fucking team.
00:39:32
Matt LaRose
And then you have another girl who's ghost. Who's like skilled hand to hand combat. Like the black widow chick is, but she can also go invisible and shit like that.
00:39:37
Fuck Off
ah you can
00:39:42
Matt LaRose
So you have this team of really cool characters that you would assemble. That if you were going to do something like build a Thunderbolts team, this would be, Ideally, probably a pretty cool fucking movie.
00:39:54
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:39:55
Matt LaRose
Right? Would you agree?
00:39:56
Fuck Off
I mean, everything you're saying so far, conceptually, i would agree with.
00:40:00
Matt LaRose
As a concept. Right. Right. Right. So...
00:40:05
Fuck Off
But this is Marvel.
00:40:06
Matt LaRose
Right. And the way that I explained it to my so my brother, the Aqualad, and my dear friend, B-Mac, when they asked was, I said, you know how Marvel has ah concept, an idea, and characters that would make you think, damn, this is probably going to be a pretty cool movie.
00:40:11
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:40:26
Matt LaRose
And then they find a way to completely fuck it up and ruin it and make you hate it even more. And they said, yes. And I said, that's what they did with Thunderbolts.
00:40:35
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:40:35
Matt LaRose
Because you have this idea where where exactly what I just described to you would be awesome and it wouldn't be something that you hate. But then it ah ultimately becomes about the power of friendship and the power of love and family and how they meet one this other character named Sentry, who I don't really know, but he's actually ultimately being...
00:40:58
Matt LaRose
bipolar and he's really sad and sometimes when you're really sad you feel the darkness that weighs you down that's called the void and he starts to get taken over by the void and then you know they ultimately bring him back by ultimately at the end all hugging him and holding on to him and saying you don't have to give in we're here for you we love you it was awesome it was just really touching and now every review that i see
00:41:08
Fuck Off
Oh boy. I got to move.
00:41:19
Fuck Off
Elbow low.
00:41:24
Fuck Off
Disney and Marvel, man. You can't trust any plot with them because they're going to ruin everything.
00:41:26
Matt LaRose
I can't fucking believe they do this to me. By the way, you want to know what the Thunderbolts is in the Marvel universe?
00:41:30
Fuck Off
They
00:41:33
Fuck Off
will. Yeah.
00:41:34
Matt LaRose
The Thunderbolts is the name of the team that Yelena played youth soccer for when she was seven years old.
00:41:34
Fuck Off
They're
00:41:42
Fuck Off
Hmm. It's
00:41:42
Matt LaRose
And they named it the Thunderbolts because her dad, the Red Guardian, was really proud of her. Because even though she has a lot of darkness in her in her, she always lit up the room when she would enter. in And he was her little Thunderbolt. So her team was the Thunderbolts.
00:42:00
Fuck Off
kind of like me.
00:42:01
Matt LaRose
And so they're the Thunderbolts. But then, hold on. Not done yet. Spin. Here comes the big spin that you didn't see coming is that remember when I kept telling you that they were called the Thunderbolts with an asterisk in front of it.
00:42:09
Fuck Off
no
00:42:14
Fuck Off
yeah yes then if you haven't and you're planning on it don't
00:42:16
Matt LaRose
Now that guys, this is spoilers if you haven't seen the movie yet, but
00:42:23
Matt LaRose
Also, yeah, and also this has been spoiled if you've gone on social media. The asterisk is that actually they're now the new Avengers. So they're not the Thunderbolts. They're the new Avengers.
00:42:35
Matt LaRose
But they're not the Avengers that you may want, but they're the Avengers that we have. And this is the new Avengers.
00:42:41
Fuck Off
hmm very Very pan.
00:42:46
Matt LaRose
And it's fucking terrible.
00:42:48
Fuck Off
I love that you continue to give them money to keep doing it to you.
00:42:51
Matt LaRose
And then you want to know what the spoiler spoiler, the post credit scene, they have this big, long, dumb scene that takes forever and it's fucking terrible.
00:42:53
Fuck Off
I love it.
00:43:01
Matt LaRose
And then they're all in the Avengers tower and they get a satellite image coming in because something is entering, entering our orbit. And it's a spaceship that's rotating.
00:43:12
Matt LaRose
And the very last frame, the spaceship rotates and the sunlight hits the side of the spaceship. And all you can see is a big logo of the Fantastic Four on the side of the spaceship.
00:43:25
Fuck Off
Oh my god. Why do you keep trying to make this fucking movie work?
00:43:26
Matt LaRose
They're back.
00:43:29
Matt LaRose
July 11th, baby. Pedro Pascal.
00:43:30
Fuck Off
I can't... I cannot... I can't even wait for everyone to go see this movie.
00:43:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's going to be this is the one.
00:43:37
Fuck Off
as Pedro Pascal and he's the new Mexican fucking Antonio Banderas. He's a great actor.
00:43:43
Matt LaRose
See you then.
00:43:44
Fuck Off
He's the last of us. He does everything so great. Oh, by the way, come see Fantastic Four. This is so fucking terrible. What happened to the other seven?
00:43:54
Fuck Off
Oh, the same thing. Why would they keep making a movie that makes no money? It's like
00:44:02
Matt LaRose
but
00:44:02
Fuck Off
It's like purposefully, I think that they should be looked into for fucking, they're they're cooking the books, man. I think the FBI should go and investigate these fucks. They're skimming money.
00:44:13
Fuck Off
They don't want these movies to be successful.
00:44:16
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:44:18
Fuck Off
These are like real laws. How do you have the balls to go continuously make a movie that everybody pans when you make it? Just to have them come out to pan it again?
00:44:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:27
Fuck Off
Not enough of them?
00:44:30
Matt LaRose
It's unreal. Every person, dude, here's the thing though. We're wrong. The fucking theater was going fucking crazy. They fucking loved it. Every review that I've seen, they fucking loved it.
00:44:43
Fuck Off
Well, probably.
00:44:43
Matt LaRose
Me, me,
00:44:43
Fuck Off
Are these all eight-year-old and 10-year-old kids now?
00:44:46
Matt LaRose
Oh, I mean, no, it's fucking the theater was full of adults, kids, everybody. They all fucking loved it. The only people that were confused by it were the four straight heterosexual fucking panthers in the crowd watching the movie. You know i'm saying?
00:45:01
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unreal. If you want, I can give you a random list that I can remember my head of the trailers of the movies that I saw coming out.
00:45:09
Fuck Off
Oh, go ahead.
00:45:11
Matt LaRose
You have ah Jurassic Park brand new.
00:45:13
Fuck Off
No. Next.
00:45:15
Matt LaRose
Reborn, I think. this is it's Oh, Rebirth. Jurassic Park Rebirth.
00:45:18
Fuck Off
Next. Next.
00:45:19
Matt LaRose
So just like Fantastic Four, we're doing a re a re-rebirth.
00:45:24
Fuck Off
at least jurassic park was good once
00:45:26
Matt LaRose
I agree. And here's the thing with the next Jurassic Park. Let me tell you about this.
00:45:30
Fuck Off
but
00:45:30
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:45:31
Fuck Off
fantastic four it's the same fucking origin movie that they cannot make
00:45:36
Matt LaRose
No, this one's going to be different. they say They even say, you already know the deal. This dude's got stretchy arms. This chick goes invisible. This guy's made of rocks.
00:45:46
Fuck Off
My brother's really fast.
00:45:47
Matt LaRose
Her brother's really fast. Turns out, flame on.
00:45:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. um
00:45:52
Matt LaRose
Jurassic Park Rebirth, starring Scarlett Johansson.
00:45:55
Fuck Off
No, thanks. Next.
00:45:57
Matt LaRose
Fantastic Four.
00:45:58
Fuck Off
No, thanks. Next.
00:46:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck. I just had it in my head and I can't remember. Okay. This one I'm excited to talk to you about. I told the boys, first off, I told the boys, I'll go see any movie with you that you want to go see.
00:46:13
Matt LaRose
This one, I said, we should go see this movie, but maybe take a little bit of mushrooms before we go. This one is, I don't know what the subtitle is, but this is the new Tron movie where Tron turns into the real world and they're racing light cycles like down the highway in like California shit like that.
00:46:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's going to be terrible.
00:46:37
Matt LaRose
but if we went and saw it on mushrooms with all the lights from the light cycles, Tron, that would be awesome.
00:46:41
Fuck Off
I would do that, yes.
00:46:44
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:46:44
Fuck Off
Who's in Tron?
00:46:45
Matt LaRose
Jared Leto.
00:46:47
Fuck Off
out Jared Leto is a great actor.
00:46:50
Matt LaRose
Let me tell you, he was in the last Tron too.
00:46:51
Fuck Off
seconded 30 seconds from ours, baby.
00:46:53
Matt LaRose
Let me pull this up for you. Tron.
00:46:55
Fuck Off
The original Tron was the best.
00:46:57
Matt LaRose
Tron Aries is what it's called.
00:46:59
Fuck Off
It sounds fucking awful, but I will go do it on mushrooms.
00:47:02
Matt LaRose
Jillian Anderson.
00:47:03
Fuck Off
Oh, I like her.
00:47:05
Matt LaRose
Jeff Bridges. Jared Leto. Oh yeah. This has fucking Evan Peters in it. I like him too.
00:47:13
Fuck Off
Evan Peters.
00:47:14
Matt LaRose
He played Quicksilver in the X-Men first class movies. He's a really good actor. I think he played Ted Bundy or something in the Ted bar.
00:47:23
Fuck Off
Oh, he's got the goofy like front teeth.
00:47:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Didn't he play Jeffrey Dahmer?
00:47:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a good actor. Yeah.
00:47:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That guy.
00:47:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a good actor.
00:47:32
Matt LaRose
He's in this movie. Yeah. It's got a good cast.
00:47:35
Fuck Off
I'll see Tron on Mushrooms.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
Alright. Hell yeah. A highly sophisticated program Ares is sent from the digital world into the real world on a dangerous mission.
00:47:46
Fuck Off
Neo.
00:47:47
Matt LaRose
Fucking check that check out that light cycle.
00:47:50
Fuck Off
I'd rather light cycle.
00:47:51
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah. Okay, Tron Ares. You're in for Tron Ares and Mushrooms. Up next.
00:47:56
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:47:57
Matt LaRose
The new Superman movie.
00:48:01
Fuck Off
Here's the thing about this fucking movie.
00:48:02
Matt LaRose
We gotta go see it, man.
00:48:04
Fuck Off
Nope.
00:48:04
Matt LaRose
It looks fucking awesome.
00:48:05
Fuck Off
Nope.
00:48:06
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:48:06
Fuck Off
Nope.
00:48:07
Matt LaRose
I'm going to tell you why
00:48:07
Fuck Off
It looks awesome for a minute.
00:48:09
Matt LaRose
Yes.
00:48:09
Fuck Off
And then they focus on this whole dog situation.
00:48:13
Matt LaRose
You got to let the dog thing go.
00:48:14
Fuck Off
You can't because it's too much of a part of it already.
00:48:17
Matt LaRose
You got to hear me out on this.
00:48:19
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
00:48:19
Matt LaRose
I hear what you're saying on the dog. I like Superman's dog. I like dogs. I'm a dog guy. I know you don't like dogs, so this doesn't connect with you. You hate them, actually. And you loathe them. But here's what you got to do.
00:48:31
Matt LaRose
You got number one, Hawkgirl. Number two, You got Green Lantern. Number three, you got Lex Luthor played by the fucking kid who's an awesome actor that I love.
00:48:44
Fuck Off
Sounds good.
00:48:46
Matt LaRose
I got to pull his name up because now I forget. Superman. Number four, James Gunn. Written, directed, the whole thing.
00:48:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll see it.
00:48:58
Matt LaRose
You love Superman. Nicholas Holt plays Lex Luthor. He was in Mad Max. He was in X-Men. He was in the, what was the movie? the ah The one with Ralph Fiennes, the menu.
00:49:12
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:14
Matt LaRose
He is in the.
00:49:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll see it. When it first came out, I was kind of like, this is fucking awesome. And then they they came out again and they started focusing on his dog, Kryptonite, Krypto, whatever.
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
Crypto, yeah.
00:49:25
Fuck Off
And I was like, come on, man, this is going to be all fucked up because I had high hopes with James Gunn taking control.
00:49:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's going to make it wacky, man. ah Green Lantern.
00:49:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, who's going to be that?
00:49:38
Matt LaRose
In brightest day and darkest night, no evil will escape my sight.
00:49:42
Fuck Off
I'm surprised hot girl showed up. Hawkman was definitely first.
00:49:46
Matt LaRose
Guy Gardner Green Lantern is played by Nathan Fillion.
00:49:50
Fuck Off
I don't know any of these people.
00:49:51
Matt LaRose
You know Nathan Fillion. He's like a super popular actor.
00:49:55
Fuck Off
I don't know.
00:49:56
Matt LaRose
He was in Firefly. You definitely watched that. Slither. Deadpool and Wolf. Oh, he was only in that for a second. Anyways, whatever.
00:50:06
Fuck Off
All right. ah This is it though. This is it for DC.
00:50:11
Matt LaRose
This is their last...
00:50:12
Fuck Off
Unless they come out with a Punisher movie.
00:50:12
Matt LaRose
This is their new... That's Marvel.
00:50:15
Fuck Off
that something Yeah.
00:50:16
Matt LaRose
That's not DC. So...
00:50:20
Matt LaRose
so
00:50:21
Fuck Off
Marvel sucks, man. They can't make movies.
00:50:24
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:50:24
Fuck Off
and And he's even worse.
00:50:24
Matt LaRose
They used, they made the best. Yeah. DC is fucking terrible.
00:50:30
Fuck Off
So we'll see how this fucking goes.
00:50:32
Matt LaRose
I also watched the movie havoc, which is a new Netflix movie starring Tom Hardy.
00:50:36
Fuck Off
With Tom Hardy?
00:50:37
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:50:38
Fuck Off
Never heard of it.
00:50:39
Matt LaRose
Yep. Did you watch that?
00:50:40
Fuck Off
No, is good?
00:50:41
Matt LaRose
No, I didn't even watch the whole thing. I fell asleep and then turned it off.
00:50:46
Fuck Off
yeah
00:50:46
Matt LaRose
Uh, I watched, I don't know if you've ever heard of this movie. It's called enter the dragon. starring Bruce Lee. Have ever seen that movie?
00:50:56
Fuck Off
No, I don't even think it came out when I was born, I think, in 1971, was it? Or 74? Was it 76? That was my second guess.
00:51:00
Matt LaRose
I think it was 76. I think it was 76. 73. My bad.
00:51:07
Fuck Off
nice sorry that's my second yeah
00:51:10
Matt LaRose
It's a martial arts movie. I know that you like to watch samurai movies, but you should check out enter the dragon.
00:51:15
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
00:51:16
Matt LaRose
It's fucking awesome.
00:51:18
Fuck Off
What's awesome about it? His uniform?
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
Well, it's got a black guy named Jim Kelly and he has a pretty awesome fro.
00:51:23
Fuck Off
That guy's the man.
00:51:24
Matt LaRose
It's so wonderfully 70s. I just love the...
00:51:26
Fuck Off
mean
00:51:29
Matt LaRose
You know, the music that plays while you're walking around strutting your stuff.
00:51:32
Fuck Off
That grittiness, that hood. Yeah,
00:51:34
Matt LaRose
It's awesome. I love the fight scenes when you just fucking two dudes get in a fight and they just stand in front of each other and then one dude hits the other guy one time like, oh!
00:51:43
Fuck Off
yeah it's the best.
00:51:43
Matt LaRose
But then there's awesome like fucking ninja kicks and shit like that. It's fucking awesome, man. It's a great fucking movie.
00:51:49
Fuck Off
t He was phenomenal. Phenomenal.
00:51:55
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable. All in English. Great fucking compelling storyline. The dude with the scar on his face because his sister fucking cuts him and then she kills herself with the fucking glass. Oh my God.
00:52:07
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable.
00:52:08
Fuck Off
tragic. Bruce Lee was fucking awesome.
00:52:12
Matt LaRose
He was awesome.
00:52:13
Fuck Off
I even liked his kid.
00:52:15
Matt LaRose
Brandon.
00:52:16
Fuck Off
He was fucking awesome in The Crow.
00:52:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:20
Fuck Off
I even watched him in, what the fuck was it, Shanghai, no, Shanghai, Tokyo, I think.
00:52:24
Matt LaRose
Knights.
00:52:30
Fuck Off
He was in that, that was he was good in that.
00:52:32
Matt LaRose
That's a double negative. say Shanghai, Tokyo.
00:52:37
Fuck Off
That was called Shanghai, Tokyo.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
That was on ah on my HBO Max. I don't know if they put any of the other Bruce Lee movies up, but I saw Enter the Dragon and I was like, fuck yeah.
00:52:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, I actually saw it and i was I was going to watch it, but instead I went over to Tokyo Vice, which is a series that I've been watching.
00:52:55
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's a TV show, right?
00:52:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's that. We talked about it before, that goofy fucking whatever his name is, baby driver kid.
00:53:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. I also watched another movie on HBO. matt I watched a lot of movies this week, but this is the last one. But I watched it on HBO Max. I was very excited to watch it because I wanted to watch it when it came out in movies last year. it was called Heretic starring guy.
00:53:22
Matt LaRose
Or what the fuck? I keep.
00:53:23
Fuck Off
Guy Pearce?
00:53:24
Matt LaRose
No.
00:53:25
Fuck Off
What's the name of it?
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
ah Heretic. Heretic.
00:53:28
Fuck Off
Oh, Heretic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:30
Matt LaRose
Um, what the fuck is the guy's name? Hugh Grant.
00:53:35
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:53:35
Matt LaRose
He started and he was so awesome in the gentleman that I thought he was going to play like a similar kind. of And he, he's a fucking unbelievable actor, but have you heard of this movie?
00:53:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:53:45
Matt LaRose
He's got the, the two girls that are Mormons that are going to his house to try to teach him about the Mormon faith. And then he starts psychologically thrilling horror movieing them.
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
It's
00:53:56
Fuck Off
I love it. That's exactly what I would do.
00:53:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you would.
00:53:59
Fuck Off
I can't even help myself.
00:54:00
Matt LaRose
I can absolutely see you doing this to these poor women.
00:54:04
Fuck Off
A hundred percent.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
Have you seen the movie?
00:54:06
Fuck Off
No, I haven't.
00:54:07
Matt LaRose
You should watch it. Yeah, you won't be able to watch it with your roommate, but you should check it out.
00:54:11
Fuck Off
no Well, that's why I haven't watched it because it's on my list.
00:54:11
Matt LaRose
It's a fun movie. Right.
00:54:14
Fuck Off
and yeah i've but I haven't been around and when I am, you've got to watch DJ fucking Shane.
00:54:14
Matt LaRose
Excellent.
00:54:22
Matt LaRose
you Did you watch the whole show yet?
00:54:26
Fuck Off
No, man, I watched 27 seconds, but my my roommate watched every single show episode, read all about it, and is in full support of your pull of her boy.
00:54:35
Matt LaRose
Amazing. She loves it.
00:54:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's so happy and excited for him.
00:54:43
Matt LaRose
Have you been keeping up with your NHL playoffs? You were going to start watching them on last leaves. Perfect timing. We're in the very beginning of the second round. No.
00:54:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, so i I, yes, I caught up at the last couple of game sevens. I watched some of the first and really great game ones too.
00:54:57
Matt LaRose
Unreal game sevens.
00:55:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:02
Matt LaRose
there So I got a crazy stat for you is there have been like three game sevens that where in the history of the NHL, there have been three game sevens where a team came back to win in overtime that was down two goals to none.
00:55:21
Matt LaRose
And then two of them happened the two to back to back nights last week.
00:55:26
Fuck Off
That's great.
00:55:26
Matt LaRose
So that's happened five times in the history of the and NHL and twice last week.
00:55:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's fun. There are good teams playing right now. I'm shocked Toronto got through.
00:55:35
Matt LaRose
I am too.
00:55:36
Fuck Off
And and there're they're playing well now.
00:55:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:39
Fuck Off
like there
00:55:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:40
Fuck Off
They just beat Florida, right?
00:55:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They beat them game one in Florida.
00:55:43
Fuck Off
and stock
00:55:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And Florida was scrappy as hell.
00:55:44
Fuck Off
So
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
They came back and tied it back up, but they're.
00:55:49
Fuck Off
pretty much what happened to the Celtics, those cuck suckers.
00:55:53
Matt LaRose
Cock sucking motherfuckers.
00:55:55
Fuck Off
But yeah, anyway, I've watched the hockey. I've seen a lot of the tumult and turnover and new coaches already.
00:56:03
Matt LaRose
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
00:56:04
Fuck Off
I've seen the Bruins lock down a beautiful number seven spot just because that's how bad they fucking suck.
00:56:11
Matt LaRose
Who cares?
00:56:12
Fuck Off
It's so ridiculous that the Rangers fucking, no, the Islanders, right? They get the number one pick with the worst odds of getting it.
00:56:18
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:56:20
Fuck Off
And the Bruins who suck dick had the best odds and have seven.
00:56:20
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:56:25
Matt LaRose
You had to expect that the Bruins weren't going get it because they didn't suck dick until fucking two months ago. And honestly, you know what I say? Draft picks don't fucking matter anyways.
00:56:33
Fuck Off
That's true. Unless you get a create, you know, maybe for defensemen or, you know, or maybe there's a hot goalie that you want to look at, you know, that, but none of the goalies played well in the final.
00:56:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I could see that.
00:56:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and the thing is with goalies is there's always a surplus of goalies because is not a there's not a lot of positions for them, you know?
00:56:47
Fuck Off
and
00:56:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. From all over.
00:56:55
Fuck Off
yeah I think the easiest way in from a draft pick point of view to see any time in a short amount of time is being a defenseman. Because you're not going to draft a Tyler Sagan playing out of BC.
00:57:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I can see that.
00:57:12
Fuck Off
Well,
00:57:15
Matt LaRose
bunch of fucking...
00:57:15
Fuck Off
there are two players I guess they could pull. That that might make it, but...
00:57:20
Matt LaRose
I can't believe that fucking the oiler. Sorry. Winnipeg came back the other night and fucking just absolutely hooped the Colorado avalanche. it was fucking unbelievable.
00:57:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, that one was surprising too.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
I'm sorry. That was the blues.
00:57:37
Fuck Off
um Yeah, everybody I saw, all the Canadian teams I thought that weren't going to win one. And then Dallas.
00:57:43
Matt LaRose
It was ah the ah the Stars. Yeah, the Stars were the ones that Avalanche was up two games to none.
00:57:46
Fuck Off
Dallas.
00:57:50
Matt LaRose
Or two goals to none. And then the Stars came back and beat them. It's like fucking unbelievable.
00:57:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:55
Matt LaRose
And then the Blues, the same thing. Winnipeg did it to the Blues. It's fucking crazy. So, then, yeah, last...
00:58:01
Fuck Off
I love it That's why you play the game.
00:58:03
Matt LaRose
Last night, the Oilers beat the Golden Knights and the Hurricanes beat the Capitals, which pissed me off. And then tonight is game two for the Panthers and the Maple Leafs. And then I game one for the Stars and the Jets at 930. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
00:58:16
Fuck Off
Fuck, man. It is going to happen. I went from saying no fucking Canadian teams to it could be all Canadian teams.
00:58:24
Matt LaRose
yeah oh fuck yeah dude i
00:58:24
Fuck Off
Legitimately the way they're playing.
00:58:26
Matt LaRose
My picks for this round were between Winnipeg and Dallas. I took Dallas, uh, the Oilers and Vegas. Actually, I picked Vegas. Actually, I didn't, I'm picking all the Toronto team, all the Canadian teams to lose.
00:58:37
Fuck Off
i would have I would have picked Vegas.
00:58:40
Matt LaRose
I picked Vegas and then the Panthers over, uh, the Maple Leafs.
00:58:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:44
Matt LaRose
I'm taking the Panthers.
00:58:45
Fuck Off
I took the Panthers and the Hurricanes.
00:58:48
Matt LaRose
No, I took the Capitals for that one, yeah. That's the only the other one. But, yeah, that's your round.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
course you did.
00:58:54
Matt LaRose
Well, it's their best team in the NHL right now.
00:58:56
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:58
Matt LaRose
Um, but yeah, this is when I, the first round is chaos. Cause there's so many fucking games happening all the time. But the second round is when it's better. Cause there's like pretty much every night is an early game and a late game every night. And then so, and then the next round, there's just one game on every night, which is awesome.
00:59:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:59:15
Matt LaRose
Except for when they start at fucking eight 30 and I can't stay awake for it.
00:59:19
Fuck Off
It's ridiculous.
00:59:21
Matt LaRose
The Utah Hockey Club has announced that they are now the Utah Mammoth. Did you know that?
00:59:28
Fuck Off
I did not. ah
00:59:29
Matt LaRose
there
00:59:30
Fuck Off
You know what? i I remember the voting, I think. so
00:59:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:35
Fuck Off
But I actually, just like when the Washington Commanders changed from the, I would have rather the Washington Football Club than the Washington Commanders. It's terrible.
00:59:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's pretty lame.
00:59:45
Fuck Off
But the Utah Hockey Club, that sounded cool too.
00:59:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but I like the Mammoth.
00:59:49
Fuck Off
But the Utah Mammoth is good.
00:59:49
Matt LaRose
I think the Mammoth's cool.
00:59:52
Fuck Off
like it.
00:59:52
Matt LaRose
I wanted the Yeti, but I'm cool with the Mammoth.
00:59:55
Fuck Off
The Utah Yetis would have been great.
00:59:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But now they're saying their their new rival is the Predators because they're the the battle of the two prehistoric teams.
01:00:03
Fuck Off
Prehistory team.
01:00:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So there you go. There's that.
01:00:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's fantastic. They're also across country from each other. They'll play each other fucking twice a year.
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
once see Well, twice a year. Yeah. Once at home and once in a way.
01:00:20
Matt LaRose
And then, uh, did you watch any of the fights last week or no, you didn't, you were driving.
01:00:24
Fuck Off
I did end up watching them. I was driving. Yes. And then I decided to watch the fights and relax. It was a good opportunity. So I ended up seeing most of the card, although I fucking slept while the, all the, uh, through most of the undercard.
01:00:41
Matt LaRose
So the undercard you had, uh, I'll hit you. The Juliana Miller won a decision over Ivana Petrovic. Actually that Ivana Petrovic girl didn't really do that well in that fight.
01:00:52
Fuck Off
I saw them.
01:00:53
Matt LaRose
Uh, yeah.
01:00:53
Fuck Off
She was terrible.
01:00:55
Matt LaRose
Thomas Peterson did a decision over Dante maze.
01:00:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, stopped watching. and Didn't watch that.
01:01:01
Matt LaRose
is Our guy, Lee Quang beat the Holy fuck out of Gaston Bolanos.
01:01:06
Fuck Off
Didn't even see that, but I saw the result.
01:01:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, which I had said I'd seen Gaston fight a bunch of Muay Thai fights and did pretty good, but he's not good at m MMA. It's not a good spot for him. Your girl Jillian Robertson out of Canada with fire red hair.
01:01:21
Matt LaRose
Got a TKO in round two against Mariana Rodriguez.
01:01:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, i picked her, but I didn't see the fight.
01:01:26
Matt LaRose
That girl, beats she beat her up. I saw it. That girl beats up a lot of the girls they put her against.
01:01:29
Fuck Off
beats up everybody.
01:01:31
Matt LaRose
She's a good fighter, so good for her. Uh, Yana Santos defeated Misha cupcake tape, uh, via three round decision.
01:01:40
Fuck Off
I watched that painful fucking display of ridiculousness. I just wish they would eat each other's pussies.
01:01:45
Matt LaRose
Yes. That would have been way more awesome.
01:01:47
Fuck Off
It would have been much more intriguing.
01:01:49
Matt LaRose
This is about where I fell asleep. So, uh, and the main card you had, uh, Mason Jones defeating Jeremy little heathen, heathen Stevens via decision.
01:01:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, that worked the whole way, which surprised me.
01:02:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Um,
01:02:05
Fuck Off
But not really. The guy's fucking 40 years old, so.
01:02:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. Sirday C-Day defeated Cameron Smotherman. Montel Jackson, Daniel Marcos. Here you go. Daniel Rodriguez defeated Santiago Ponsonibio via third round TKO. Did you see that?
01:02:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, I can't stand that guy. He's very happy about it.
01:02:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I know you hate him. This one, I can't believe it. I can't believe it A lot of people hating, but I say shit like this needs to happen. Rainier DeRitter defeated Bo Nickel via TKO round two with a devastating, devastating liver shot.
01:02:37
Fuck Off
I fucking loved it
01:02:41
Matt LaRose
Knee right up the middle.
01:02:42
Fuck Off
it.
01:02:43
Matt LaRose
Beautiful.
01:02:44
Fuck Off
Not only did I love it, I also called it if you recall.
01:02:47
Matt LaRose
Did you call it?
01:02:48
Fuck Off
I wanted to put you fucking right I did. I wanted to put money on that.
01:02:51
Matt LaRose
I didn't remember that.
01:02:52
Fuck Off
He was a massive underdog. There's no fucking way. This there this guy, he's a wrestler. he's a so He's a kid still.
01:02:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:58
Fuck Off
And he got taken out just by knees to the body.
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:02
Fuck Off
Wait till he gets his face pounded the fuck in.
01:03:05
Matt LaRose
This ah RDR dude is pretty good. Former one UFC champion or one FC champion.
01:03:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:03:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm excited. this I've seen him now three times. I like the guy.
01:03:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You like a Dutch kickboxer.
01:03:16
Fuck Off
Not typically.
01:03:19
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening, Corey Sanhagen defeated Davis and Figgy Figueredo via TKO round two. I believe they said it was a TKO, but Corey Sanhagen says <unk> that should be an injury because he popped his knee when he did. he gets something about I didn't see the fight, but he was saying when you engage in 50-50, you have to do something.
01:03:42
Matt LaRose
And he thought he was just going to stand up, and I knew if I sat back, that was going to destroy his knee, and that's exactly what I did.
01:03:50
Matt LaRose
Corey Sanhagen's words.
01:03:53
Fuck Off
Well, that's what he did.
01:03:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What'd you think about
01:03:55
Fuck Off
was stupid. I watched the fight. It was fucking frustrating. is Figge's game plan was just beyond retarded. It was just stupid. He was going for foot locks on him.
01:04:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:06
Fuck Off
You go for foot locks, you're giving up position. And I don't know why you want to give up position to a wrestler guy on top like that anyway. so The whole thing was dumb, and then he got into the whole bullshit of the the leg game, and then it went 50-50, just like he said.
01:04:23
Fuck Off
I don't think Sanhagen did it on purpose, like he thinks, or but you know they were both in the position, and his knee was done, and that was that.
01:04:35
Matt LaRose
Note to Yeah, i agree with that Note to the UFC Please stop doing fight nights at 10 o'clock at night It's bad enough that you do that with a fucking pay-per-view But when it's a free fight, I can't stay up for this shit It's fucking brutal Speaking of late cards, this Saturday Big, big, big, big, big fights this weekend 315
01:04:36
Fuck Off
These guys are too big for Figgey.
01:04:49
Fuck Off
Stupid UFC. Grow the fuck up.
01:04:57
Fuck Off
What are they?
01:04:58
Matt LaRose
ufc three fifteen live Coming to you live from the Bell Center. Home of Les and Habitans. Montreal.
01:05:08
Fuck Off
This card is going to fucking suck.
01:05:11
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing.
01:05:12
Fuck Off
No.
01:05:12
Matt LaRose
this
01:05:13
Fuck Off
It's going to suck.
01:05:14
Matt LaRose
There's good fights on the card. Who'd they lose?
01:05:16
Fuck Off
They just lost another one.
01:05:18
Matt LaRose
They didn't lose anybody.
01:05:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, go ahead. Read them. I'll tell you.
01:05:22
Matt LaRose
Early prelims started at 6.30 on
UFC Fight Card Preview
01:05:25
Matt LaRose
Saturday. Opening the card, Brad Katona. That's one of Conor McGregor's guys versus Bezcat Ackermann.
01:05:33
Matt LaRose
Marc-Andre Barial and Bruno Silva.
01:05:36
Fuck Off
Eh, that'll be an okay fight.
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
Prelims starting at 8 p.m. on ESPN something.
01:05:45
Matt LaRose
Ion Cutabala takes on Moduscus Bouskoscus.
01:05:50
Fuck Off
Sounds like they could do that out with the goats.
01:05:52
Matt LaRose
ah Jasmine Gisevictidis, who's actually really awesome, is taking it.
01:05:56
Fuck Off
I know her.
01:05:57
Matt LaRose
She's really good. She's taking on Jessica Andrade.
01:06:00
Fuck Off
Wow, that's a good fight.
01:06:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, look at that. Told you so.
01:06:03
Fuck Off
All right, so one good fight.
01:06:06
Matt LaRose
Rounding out the prelims is Mike Mallett versus Charles Radtick.
01:06:12
Fuck Off
actually a decent fight too, but.
01:06:16
Matt LaRose
Opening up the main card starting at 10 o'clock, Kyle Propolick takes on Benoit Saint-Denis.
01:06:23
Fuck Off
Benoit sacked my balls.
01:06:26
Matt LaRose
Benoit, suck up my balls. Up next, you have Natalia Silva taking on Alexa Grasso at Women's Flyweight.
01:06:34
Fuck Off
Really? Alexa and then Andrade on the undercard.
01:06:37
Matt LaRose
present
01:06:37
Fuck Off
Interesting.
01:06:39
Matt LaRose
present
01:06:42
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening, you have Eamon Zabibi taking on Jose Aldo.
01:06:51
Fuck Off
I like Alexa Grasso's ass and then how she winks, you know?
01:06:55
Matt LaRose
Yep.
01:06:55
Fuck Off
cute.
01:06:56
Matt LaRose
She's adorable.
01:06:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:06:58
Matt LaRose
And she's Mexican.
01:06:59
Fuck Off
Yeah. She's a good breeder.
01:07:02
Matt LaRose
You think she could make me a killer empanada?
01:07:05
Fuck Off
I think she could. I think she could make you into pinata, too.
01:07:08
Matt LaRose
I love empanadas. In the co-main event of the evening, the fight that I'm most most looking forward to, this French chick that Martin's got a boner for, Menon Furio, takes on my girl, the women's flyweight champion of the world, Valentina Bullitt Shevchenko.
01:07:23
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, I'm in a...
01:07:28
Fuck Off
Oh, right, right. I love Bullet. I'll never...
01:07:31
Matt LaRose
Bullet fucking rules, man.
01:07:35
Matt LaRose
Told you it's not a bad card.
01:07:38
Fuck Off
What's the main event?
01:07:39
Matt LaRose
Oh, you don't want to know about that. You have for the flyweight championship, Jack Della Maddalena challenges. Somehow the champion of the world, Bilal, remember the name, Muhammad.
01:07:52
Fuck Off
I fucking can't stand this fight.
01:07:54
Matt LaRose
He's fucking terrible, dude.
01:07:56
Fuck Off
I don't know how Bilal Muhammad keeps winning and I can't keep kicking against him because he somehow just keeps winning.
01:07:59
Matt LaRose
Oh,
01:08:02
Matt LaRose
Oh,
01:08:02
Fuck Off
But why does Dalamalama Lear get a shot anyway? Not that great.
01:08:07
Matt LaRose
Jack Della Madalena. I think it's because Shavka Rachmanov got hurt.
01:08:13
Fuck Off
So he's the next best guy for real?
01:08:15
Matt LaRose
Everybody else had fights lined up and weighing in also for this fight in case someone pulls out. ah Ian Machado Gary is weighing in as a replacement. If either one of these guys pulls out, he goes in.
01:08:30
Fuck Off
That's actually really a better fight.
01:08:32
Matt LaRose
For either of them, yeah.
01:08:35
Fuck Off
That would be the best thing would be for fucking that Bilal homo to pull out and let these two guys go at it.
01:08:41
Matt LaRose
No, because you got to get this guy out of here. Someone's got to beat this guy. Fucking, he's holding up fucking 170. He's holding up 155 because fucking Islam says...
01:08:52
Fuck Off
He doesn't want to fight his friend.
01:08:54
Matt LaRose
Well, no Islam... So this is what's going on now. Is Islam saying... ah that his next fight is going to be at 170 no matter what.
01:09:06
Matt LaRose
He said he doesn't want to fight Bilal, but he wants to fight at 170, and he wants to be the champion. And Bilal's like, you better buy book another fight because I'm not going to lose this weekend or blah, blah, blah. So we'll see what happens.
01:09:21
Matt LaRose
Ilya Teporia says he's next at 155.
01:09:23
Fuck Off
We should be next.
01:09:24
Matt LaRose
Charles Dubronk says, fuck you. I'm next at 155.
01:09:28
Fuck Off
No. No.
01:09:29
Matt LaRose
Islam says, i already beat up Charles Dubronk.
01:09:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:09:33
Matt LaRose
He says, you want me to fight Ilya? He goes, I've fought twice now. A dude who's smaller than me that wants to come up for my title. This guy needs to fucking prove himself at 155. I'm done fighting people that are smaller than me.
01:09:45
Matt LaRose
I want to fight somebody that's bigger than me. I want to fight at 170.
01:09:49
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
01:09:50
Matt LaRose
AKA, a i don't want to cut weight to 155 anymore because I walk around at 200 pounds and that fucking sucks.
01:09:57
Fuck Off
AKA a he's going to have to, if Bilal ends up winning this fight.
01:10:01
Matt LaRose
Unless he says, I don't care.
01:10:02
Fuck Off
well
01:10:03
Matt LaRose
I'll fight below.
01:10:04
Fuck Off
Yeah. i don't know that's what's going
01:10:05
Matt LaRose
And then that, and then that's a hundred percent up to below. If he wants to duck them or not,
01:10:15
Matt LaRose
Islam will kill below.
01:10:17
Fuck Off
Yeah. But that's, what's
Motorcycle Safety Rant
01:10:19
Fuck Off
going to happen. This guy dilemma Lear is going to beat him.
01:10:23
Matt LaRose
Jack Della Maddalena.
01:10:24
Fuck Off
Yeah. The, the Lumineers.
01:10:27
Matt LaRose
The Lumineers. As-salamu alaykum.
01:10:32
Matt LaRose
Malika Salan. Not a bad card. So what who pulled out?
01:10:37
Fuck Off
I don't remember. None of the people you mentioned, so they're not on.
01:10:44
Matt LaRose
I thought of you the other day because I was watching ESPN and they were just... ah going through the headlines of everything that was happening. And I saw there's a red socks first base or was he a first baseman?
01:10:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He ah pulled a set of rich Savistano and ruptured his patella tendon.
01:11:02
Fuck Off
saw...
01:11:03
Matt LaRose
I guess he was running and stepped on a base weird or something like that. And that's some bitch just did the old, I call it the rich Savistano.
01:11:08
Fuck Off
Oof, it's a rough one.
01:11:11
Matt LaRose
Isn't that what you did?
01:11:13
Fuck Off
Kind of, but with more.
01:11:13
Matt LaRose
Didn't, didn't you rupture a patella?
01:11:15
Fuck Off
It didn't so much rupture it as it ripped off of all my bones and shot up into my hip.
01:11:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think that's considered a rupture is what they would call that.
01:11:23
Fuck Off
With all the other things around it.
01:11:29
Matt LaRose
I got a fun stat for you. I hit with a couple quick things. There are only four.
01:11:33
Fuck Off
I got a stat for you.
01:11:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:11:35
Fuck Off
In Massachusetts, one motorcycle rider dies every four days.
01:11:41
Matt LaRose
Well, you're kidding.
01:11:42
Fuck Off
Go ahead. No.
01:11:45
Matt LaRose
You know what annoys me is when they say check twice, save a life.
01:11:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:11:48
Matt LaRose
You got to be careful around motorcycle people and not kill them. But motorcycle people drive like fucking assholes. And then they want and then they want to blame other people for them driving like fucking assholes.
01:11:55
Fuck Off
They do.
01:12:00
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:12:01
Matt LaRose
And that pisses me off.
01:12:03
Fuck Off
especially the ones that ride around with those mag lights that they carry with them to bash people's side view mirrors off.
UFC Fighter Histories
01:12:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're cunts. There are only four people that are actively fighting in the UFC that remain that used to fight in the WEC. Do you know who those four people are?
01:12:21
Fuck Off
Yes.
01:12:22
Matt LaRose
I'll give you a hint. One of them's fighting this weekend.
01:12:24
Fuck Off
Jose Aldo.
01:12:25
Matt LaRose
Yes, that's one.
01:12:27
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
01:12:28
Matt LaRose
I bet you can get two more, but I don't think you'll get all three.
01:12:32
Fuck Off
Jeremy, he didn't fight in the UFC?
01:12:33
Matt LaRose
No.
01:12:36
Matt LaRose
I don't know who you're talking about, but there's no, not in the WEC.
01:12:37
Fuck Off
Jeremy Stevens? Yeah, in the WBC?
01:12:39
Matt LaRose
No.
01:12:42
Fuck Off
All right.
01:12:47
Fuck Off
What's his name? The guy who just lost, Mike,
01:12:54
Fuck Off
Michael, no, Michael, the guy who just lost, Chandler.
01:12:54
Matt LaRose
Swick.
01:13:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, no, not the WC. He was Bellator.
01:13:03
Fuck Off
Really? All right, this is getting tougher.
01:13:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he went from Bellator to UFC.
01:13:07
Fuck Off
Hold on.
01:13:08
Matt LaRose
It's getting tough.
01:13:09
Fuck Off
I don't know.
01:13:10
Matt LaRose
Okay, I'll give you the hardest one first, the one that I don't think that you'll guess. Ronnie Yaya.
01:13:16
Fuck Off
Fuck. I love Ronnie Yaya.
01:13:18
Matt LaRose
I know. Well, guess what? It's only going to get worse from here.
01:13:20
Fuck Off
american American top team.
01:13:22
Matt LaRose
um It's only going to hurt more from here.
01:13:23
Fuck Off
trained with Ronnie Yaya. And you know what?
01:13:25
Matt LaRose
Honey, honey, Yara.
01:13:27
Fuck Off
I did not think about it. all
01:13:30
Matt LaRose
Cub Swanson.
01:13:31
Fuck Off
Is Cub still fighting? I thought he's retired.
01:13:34
Matt LaRose
I mean, i think he's still fighting.
01:13:36
Fuck Off
I thought he was retired.
01:13:37
Matt LaRose
He said he was retired, but then he came back.
01:13:39
Fuck Off
All right. Cub Swanson.
01:13:40
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:13:40
Fuck Off
Dustin Poirier.
01:13:41
Matt LaRose
Dustin Poirier.
01:13:43
Fuck Off
Yeah. I didn't know we were going in those routes.
01:13:43
Matt LaRose
That's it.
01:13:45
Fuck Off
I thought everyone was retired.
01:13:47
Matt LaRose
No, I said that we're still fighting.
01:13:49
Fuck Off
Is Dustin Poirier still fighting?
01:13:50
Matt LaRose
He they just announced his retirement fight, headlining UFC 318 against Max Holloway for the BMF title live from Louisiana, his home state.
01:14:00
Fuck Off
Alex Holloway. Was he in the WEC?
01:14:02
Matt LaRose
No, he was in the UFC.
01:14:05
Fuck Off
Did we get them all?
01:14:06
Matt LaRose
yeah That was all for Mike.
01:14:08
Fuck Off
Makes sense. Mike Campbell.
01:14:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. i can't yeah Mike's wick.
01:14:15
Fuck Off
Mike Swick. That guy had a nasty guillotine.
01:14:18
Matt LaRose
He sure you have the swick a teen. Remember that?
01:14:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's great.
01:14:21
Matt LaRose
He opened up in AK. He trained out at AKA with DC and all those guys.
01:14:24
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
01:14:26
Matt LaRose
And then he opened up AKA Thailand and moved, took all the money that he wanted the UFC, moved to Phuket, Thailand, opened up AKA Thai, AKA Phuket, and just hangs out in Thailand and trans fighters.
01:14:40
Fuck Off
It's fucking awesome.
01:14:41
Matt LaRose
It's awesome. He was like, peace. I'm out of here. yeah
01:14:45
Fuck Off
I'd have a lot of kids.
01:14:46
Matt LaRose
You sure would, pal. There'd be a lot of Asian sounds running around.
01:14:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'd have to switch over to the cat toy.
01:14:52
Matt LaRose
ah to
01:14:53
Fuck Off
With those lady boys in the old canster, they can't get knocked up.
01:14:57
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you, I don't think you would have to do anything.
01:14:57
Fuck Off
and's funny Yeah, well, we're going to have to come to an agreement that someone's getting it in the can, one or the other.
01:15:00
Matt LaRose
I feel like you and some Katois would get along really well.
01:15:10
Matt LaRose
It doesn't have to be you I mean, as I understand, I don't know, but I wouldn't.
01:15:12
Fuck Off
No, no, not me. I meant one of them.
01:15:15
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. I mean, someone's getting hooped tonight is what you're saying.
01:15:20
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah, I can't have any Filipino babies running around.
01:15:27
Matt LaRose
Savapino.
01:15:31
Fuck Off
What else we got?
IMDb Top 25 Films Discussion
01:15:32
Matt LaRose
That's all I really got.
01:15:34
Fuck Off
Really?
01:15:34
Matt LaRose
I got the, I got, well, it's been an hour and 15 minutes. I got the IMDB top 25 rated top 25 movies. If you want to do that or we can save them for another episode. It's up to you. I just thought it was an interesting list.
01:15:45
Fuck Off
IMDB top 25 movies of when?
01:15:48
Matt LaRose
It's their highest rated movies.
01:15:50
Fuck Off
Of all time?
01:15:51
Matt LaRose
Yes. 25 highest rated movies on IMDb.
01:15:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, right. you You had my curiosity, but now you've got my attention.
01:16:01
Matt LaRose
Number 25, City of God.
01:16:04
Fuck Off
City of God with Al Pacino?
01:16:06
Matt LaRose
Never heard of it. Don't even know what it is.
01:16:08
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
01:16:09
Matt LaRose
I'm going start keeping track for you. Number 24. Oh, this is so the lowest rated is this 8.6. That's an 8.6 on IMDb.
01:16:18
Fuck Off
Okay.
01:16:19
Matt LaRose
Number 24 rated at 8.6, Saving Private Ryan.
01:16:25
Matt LaRose
Great fucking movie.
01:16:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a great movie. So that's 24, huh? so So the next 23 movies need to be better than Saving Private Ryan, which is a pretty good movie.
01:16:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's actually a pretty tall order.
01:16:36
Fuck Off
well That's about to be my litmus test.
01:16:39
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:16:39
Fuck Off
And I know there are a handful of them.
01:16:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, all right. Let's start with number 23, 8.67 Samurai.
01:16:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:16:49
Fuck Off
So here's the thing.
01:16:53
Fuck Off
That's one of the most, and we, we may have even talked about this a couple of weeks back.
01:16:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because you and the Aqualad watched it.
01:16:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's fucking awesome. It's a classic.
01:17:01
Matt LaRose
By the way, I have this.
01:17:01
Fuck Off
it
01:17:02
Matt LaRose
It just says an aside because the Aqualad did not send us a movie review. He must be hanging out with Martin this week. They must be.
01:17:08
Fuck Off
Yeah. He and Martin must be jacking each other off in the Turkish hot tubs.
01:17:08
Matt LaRose
Number 22 at 8.6. The Silence of the Lambs. gotta say that's right
01:17:14
Fuck Off
So, all right. You know what? I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.
01:17:19
Matt LaRose
up there.
01:17:21
Matt LaRose
the silent of the rammbs
01:17:27
Matt LaRose
gotta say that's right up there
01:17:29
Fuck Off
It is up there, but I think that Saving Private Ryan is better than Silence of the Lambs.
01:17:34
Matt LaRose
Really? Interesting. Well, I could see that. Okay. Number 21 ranked at 8.6 and number two on my list of movies I've never seen.
01:17:46
Matt LaRose
It's a Wonderful Life.
01:17:50
Fuck Off
Look, I mean, this is one of those stupid fucking academia type things like it's a great film is made. It was this it's Jimmy Stewart. Okay, yeah, I get it. Move on. It's not better than these movies.
01:18:02
Matt LaRose
Number 20, the last ranked at number 8.67. It's a
01:18:08
Fuck Off
That's a good fucking movie.
01:18:09
Matt LaRose
a fucked up movie.
01:18:11
Fuck Off
That is a really good movie.
01:18:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, what's in the box?
01:18:14
Fuck Off
Oh, man, that was like that whole movie, though, is just so awesome. It's gritty. It's got Morgan Freeman. It's got like the the whole with the wife not wanting to, which, yeah, what's her name? Paltrow not wanting to be there, getting her to be there. like The whole thing is just fucking awesome.
01:18:35
Fuck Off
Kevin Spacey is unbelievable in that.
01:18:37
Matt LaRose
Kevin Spacey is a dirty man.
01:18:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, so I'm good with this list so far.
01:18:42
Matt LaRose
Number 19, our first movie ranked at 8.7 Interstellar.
01:18:48
Fuck Off
No fucking way is this movie better than the other four movies we just mentioned.
01:18:52
Matt LaRose
I 100% agree with that. Interstellar, I believe, is an overrated movie.
01:18:56
Fuck Off
That's fucking terrible.
01:18:58
Matt LaRose
ah Number 18 ranked it at 8.7, a personal favorite of mine, Rich. Rich.
01:19:05
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:19:06
Matt LaRose
So you know it has to be good.
01:19:06
Fuck Off
Jurassic Park.
01:19:08
Matt LaRose
ah This is the classic Jack Nicholson, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
01:19:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a great movie.
01:19:15
Matt LaRose
It's fucking great movie. Number 17 rated an 8.7 Goodfellas. I mean, quite frankly, we've beat this movie to death.
01:19:25
Fuck Off
this movie's one of the top five greatest movies ever. So this list is already wrong.
01:19:32
Matt LaRose
Okay, well, let's see. Number 16 at an 8.7, The Matrix.
01:19:37
Fuck Off
Not better than Goodfellas.
01:19:44
Fuck Off
Not, not better than Saving Private Ryan.
01:19:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're right on that. Number 15 at an 8.7. I can't wait to tell you this one because to me, this is top five for sure is the greatest sequel of all time, The Empire Strikes Back.
01:20:03
Fuck Off
Is that the first one?
01:20:05
Matt LaRose
That's the second one where it's snowing on the snow planet. You and I watched it.
01:20:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, no fucking way.
01:20:11
Matt LaRose
Luke, I am your father.
01:20:14
Fuck Off
It's fucking embarrassing.
01:20:16
Matt LaRose
We can rule the galaxy as father and son.
01:20:20
Fuck Off
Although everyone says this one's better than the first one, I don't believe so.
01:20:25
Matt LaRose
Number 14, the first movie ranked it in 8.8, Inception.
01:20:35
Fuck Off
I don't agree.
01:20:37
Matt LaRose
Me too. Inception. Good movie. Also overrated. Number.
01:20:41
Fuck Off
is.
01:20:42
Matt LaRose
What's that?
01:20:43
Fuck Off
It is both of those things. And it's not better than seven. It's not better than.
01:20:48
Matt LaRose
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
01:20:50
Fuck Off
no yeah it's just not.
01:20:51
Matt LaRose
ah Number 13 ranked at 8.8 fight club.
01:20:59
Fuck Off
Okay. Okay.
01:21:00
Matt LaRose
Okay. so I have a problem with something that's going to happen here. Starting with this one ranked at number 12 at 8.8, The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers.
01:21:12
Fuck Off
Yeah. so that's fucking ridiculous. Next.
01:21:15
Matt LaRose
Number 11 ranked at an 8.8, Forrest Gump.
01:21:18
Fuck Off
um
01:21:21
Fuck Off
Forrest Gump is not better than wait a second. Okay.
01:21:32
Matt LaRose
I just saw that what you were thinking happened in front of me. So now we're getting into this is the top 10. Now the top 10 highest ranked movies on IMDB.
01:21:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, let's see.
01:21:42
Fuck Off
He's already wrong because Goodfellas should be in it, but go ahead.
01:21:42
Matt LaRose
the
01:21:45
Matt LaRose
The last movie, ah the first movie at number 10 is the last movie ranked at an 8.8. The good, the bad, and the ugly.
01:21:55
Fuck Off
So very, we we did have this conversation with the Aqualad. This is very similar to Seven Samurai and and all of those kind of ah movies and and how they're written. It's a fucking, probably the second greatest Western ever made.
01:22:14
Matt LaRose
third third but go on or fourth probably
01:22:15
Fuck Off
No, not Young Guns.
01:22:19
Fuck Off
So, outside of that, because Unforgiven is definitely better. However, ah Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is a great movie, but not as good as Saving Private Ryan, not as good as Goodfellas, not as good as the other movie we just mentioned before that.
01:22:22
Matt LaRose
see I would say it's probably better but
01:22:39
Fuck Off
Alright, no.
01:22:41
Matt LaRose
See, the good, the bad, and the ugly ah suffers from the same issue that the unforgiven suffers from and that they are incredibly overrated movies.
01:22:51
Fuck Off
No, no, no, no.
01:22:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're good movies, but they're incredibly overrated movies.
01:22:55
Fuck Off
And
01:22:56
Matt LaRose
The two best Western movies that you could ever watch, if you want to watch actual Western movies, are number one, Tombstone. And number two, which is actually the greatest of all time, especially if you wanted to watch a Clint Eastwood movie, is called The Outlaw Josie Wales.
01:23:05
Fuck Off
number two, Young Guns.
01:23:15
Fuck Off
That's a great movie.
01:23:16
Matt LaRose
But the problem is people won't recognize that movie because he's a Confederate soldier and they don't want the good guy to be a Confederate soldier.
01:23:24
Fuck Off
The Outlaw of Josie Wales is Clint Eastwood's third greatest movie ever.
01:23:24
Matt LaRose
So they don't like
01:23:27
Matt LaRose
the first greatest movie ever.
01:23:30
Fuck Off
Third. We'll agree disagree.
01:23:35
Matt LaRose
With one and two.
01:23:38
Fuck Off
What?
01:23:39
Matt LaRose
What's one and two.
01:23:41
Fuck Off
What number was that?
01:23:42
Matt LaRose
You said that was three.
01:23:43
Fuck Off
Three what?
01:23:44
Matt LaRose
His third greatest movie of all time.
01:23:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, Unforgiven and
01:23:47
Matt LaRose
No overrated continue.
01:23:50
Fuck Off
and the other one that was just listed.
01:23:51
Matt LaRose
The good, the bad and the ugly. No, you're wrong.
01:23:53
Fuck Off
It's here's why I'm not wrong, because people change movies after these movies come out to follow that and to incorporate that, just like how it's tied to Japanese cinematography.
01:23:54
Matt LaRose
This.
01:24:05
Matt LaRose
See how you're pissing me off right now? I'm going to do it back to you.
01:24:07
Fuck Off
I
01:24:08
Matt LaRose
Number nine, ranked it an 8.9. The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring.
01:24:13
Fuck Off
already thought you already said that one.
01:24:14
Matt LaRose
This is my problem. There's three fucking movies, so they've got to put each movie as rated individually, so this isn't...
01:24:19
Fuck Off
Now, this is a bullshit fucking list with garbage fucking wizards and shit.
01:24:21
Matt LaRose
This is why it pisses me off.
01:24:29
Matt LaRose
yeah carbon Garbage fucking wizards and shit.
01:24:30
Fuck Off
Get those fucks out of here.
01:24:34
Matt LaRose
oh Number eight ranked it an 8.9 Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.
01:24:45
Fuck Off
I'm already having a problem here.
01:24:48
Matt LaRose
Would you agree that it's better than Saving Private Ryan?
01:24:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, sure would.
01:24:53
Matt LaRose
I would argue that it's better than every movie that's on the list is better than that so far.
01:24:54
Fuck Off
It's better than every single one of those on the list.
01:24:59
Fuck Off
Yeah. So what are seven movies better than that?
01:25:01
Matt LaRose
Well, starting...
01:25:01
Fuck Off
And by the way, next would be Goodfellas.
01:25:05
Matt LaRose
Starting at number 7, the first movie ranked at a 9.0 Schindler's List I mean, it's not a bad movie if you want to be depressed
01:25:13
Fuck Off
Garbage.
01:25:17
Fuck Off
It's a great movie. Go hang yourself and slit your balls. By the way, don't eat anything and turn yourself into soap.
01:25:24
Matt LaRose
Number 6 ranked at a 9.0 The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King
01:25:29
Fuck Off
I can't even. This is absurd. you They're saying that three fucking Lord of the Rings movies are the greatest fucking movies ever. Go fuck yourself. Fucking.
01:25:40
Fuck Off
What ridiculous.
01:25:41
Matt LaRose
So now you're in the top five.
01:25:44
Fuck Off
Those don't even count. I'm not even counting those.
01:25:47
Matt LaRose
number Number five.
01:25:49
Fuck Off
Greatest movie you ever made it right now is still Pulp Fiction.
01:25:53
Matt LaRose
Number five at 9.0, 12 Angry Men, which is a movie that I love quite a bit, actually.
01:26:00
Fuck Off
With Jack Lemmon?
01:26:00
Matt LaRose
peter Peter Fonda, Jack Lemmon, Henry Fonda, one of those guys.
01:26:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, incorrect.
01:26:06
Matt LaRose
They're jurors.
01:26:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, they are.
01:26:08
Matt LaRose
And now here comes some bullshit that I'm falling in with all this other fucking Lord of the Rings bullshit. Number four ranked it in 9.0, the Godfather part two.
01:26:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, the Godfather Part 2 was really fucking good.
01:26:25
Matt LaRose
Which by the way, this is actually a tie for third place. So what they're saying is the Godfather is tied with 12 angry men, Schindler's list and the Lord of the Rings, the return of the King.
01:26:37
Fuck Off
cop-out anyway.
01:26:38
Matt LaRose
And it's also tied with number three, the last movie ranked at a 9.0, The Dark Knight.
01:26:46
Fuck Off
Look, The Dark Knight's a very good movie.
01:26:48
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable movie. You can't argue it.
01:26:50
Fuck Off
It's I cannot argue it. And I, and it's most definitely probably in my top five, because I think it's the greatest comic book movie ever made.
01:26:58
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:27:02
Fuck Off
And if, if, but, um, think twice maybe with you.
01:27:02
Matt LaRose
You haven't seen Captain America, have you?
01:27:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. You must not have been paying attention.
01:27:11
Fuck Off
So know it's hard to argue that that's not the greatest comic book movie ever made, except for the first Superman.
01:27:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, you're right. I'd agree with that.
01:27:19
Fuck Off
But, As far as the way films were made and and and how that was all done, like to me, that's going to be the best comic book movie. So that's got to be within – it's one of the top 10 greatest movies of all time. I might even put it in at number five.
01:27:35
Matt LaRose
Wow. High ranks for
01:27:38
Fuck Off
Maybe number six.
01:27:39
Matt LaRose
well Okay. ah Number three ranked at a nine. I'm sorry. Number two ranked at a 9.2. Oh, by the way, hold on. So i am up to one, two,
01:27:55
Matt LaRose
three.
01:27:58
Matt LaRose
This will be the fourth and final movie on the list that I've never seen ranked at number two, 9.2 is the Godfather.
01:28:10
Matt LaRose
So I've seen 21 out of 25 movies. That's pretty good.
01:28:13
Fuck Off
Pretty good. So The Godfather is obviously considered one of the greatest movies ever. I think that it in fact definitely is. It's not number one. and I know what number one is now though. And I would put the number one movie to me and if it were me at number three.
01:28:31
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:28:32
Fuck Off
Yes.
01:28:32
Matt LaRose
What's number one?
01:28:34
Fuck Off
For me?
01:28:35
Matt LaRose
Well, yeah, what's number one for you?
01:28:37
Fuck Off
Pulp Fiction is probably the greatest movie ever made.
01:28:39
Matt LaRose
Really? That's interesting.
01:28:40
Fuck Off
and And then...
01:28:42
Matt LaRose
Have you seen Inglourious Bastards?
01:28:42
Fuck Off
followed by Goodfellas, followed by Godfather, followed by Shawshank Redemption, which is the number one movie that they have listed, I'm assuming.
01:28:55
Matt LaRose
Ranked at a 9.3. Number one, The Shawshank Redemption.
01:28:59
Fuck Off
Great fucking movie.
01:29:00
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable. It's the greatest movie ever made.
01:29:03
Fuck Off
According to these fucking idiots.
01:29:03
Matt LaRose
i agree. And me.
Conclusion and Farewell
01:29:07
Fuck Off
Well, Jurassic Park wasn't on there.
01:29:07
Matt LaRose
i I agree. They're correct.
01:29:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and well, that's why i also ah i also agree with you that this list is...
01:29:12
Fuck Off
Or Top Gun.
01:29:16
Fuck Off
Or the Thundercats.
01:29:17
Matt LaRose
I love Thundercats. They haven't ruined that yet for me, but I'm sure that they will. Eye of Thundera, give me sight beyond sight.
01:29:29
Fuck Off
Good list. They can all go fuck themselves.
01:29:31
Matt LaRose
I couldn't agree more, pal. Oh, yeah, baby, come on!
01:29:40
Fuck Off
Gotta bring you out on this, dude.
01:29:42
Matt LaRose
I love this. This takes me back to 2025.
01:29:44
Fuck Off
All right. you alright yeah Takes you back to Wednesday night on the 50s.
01:29:48
Matt LaRose
Free as a bird.
01:29:54
Matt LaRose
Had my hair down, Richie.
01:29:56
Fuck Off
Bet you did, Chuck.
01:29:58
Matt LaRose
Fucking drinking Bud Lights.
01:30:01
Fuck Off
You and Dylan.
01:30:01
Matt LaRose
Hanging out with the boys.
01:30:04
Fuck Off
Get us out of here.
01:30:11
Matt LaRose
oh
01:30:11
Fuck Off
get side of here
01:30:14
Matt LaRose
infinitebisspod at gmail.com send us an email send martin a picture of your asshole on tiktok he can go fuck himself martin can fuck off peace out people
01:30:20
Fuck Off
Fuck you, Martin. Fuck.
01:30:29
Matt LaRose
you ever get a whole lot of rosie richie
01:30:31
Fuck Off
I think DJ fucking Dragon should call his special DJ Dragon guest the Dragon Conqueror.