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Infinite Abyss Episode 49: Jailbreak
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The gang is back this week with a complete NHL Playoffs recap to bring Richie up to date, the boys get an alleged copy write strike, UFC recap and preview, The Smashing Machine drops a trailer, does MA have a serial killer? and so much more!!
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00:00:00
Matt LaRose
pressing record now. Now in doing this. You're cued.
00:00:13
Rich is a cunt
and Thank you.
00:00:30
Matt LaRose
Come on.
00:00:32
Fuck Off
This guy's bringing it. Yeah.
00:00:55
Matt LaRose
at this guy. is that, 1978?
00:00:57
Fuck Off
yeah
00:00:58
Matt LaRose
Now, Rich, I do need you to turn that down because we have there is a fair play.
Copyright Strikes and Concert Tales
00:01:05
Matt LaRose
We have been struck for a copyright infringement, so I need you to start behaving yourself with the music.
00:01:09
Fuck Off
Jailbreak.
00:01:09
Rich is a cunt
Good.
00:01:11
Matt LaRose
Because because of your Beach Boys tangent that you went on, we got struck by Spotify.
00:01:16
Fuck Off
What happened? We're off.
00:01:17
Rich is a cunt
Did we get thunder struck?
00:01:19
Matt LaRose
Well, we got thunderstruck by Spotify. What happened was I had to either tell them that a they were wrong.
00:01:26
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:01:27
Matt LaRose
We weren't using that song.
00:01:28
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:01:29
Matt LaRose
B, we were using that song and we had ah permission permission to do so.
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Fuck Off
to pay five grand. Oh, yeah.
00:01:38
Matt LaRose
Or a C, we did use that song and we're going to take it down.
00:01:45
Fuck Off
Uh-huh.
00:01:45
Matt LaRose
I went with option D, which was
00:01:48
Rich is a cunt
Nothing.
00:01:48
Matt LaRose
We don't get paid any money to do this.
00:01:49
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:01:51
Matt LaRose
As a matter of fact, this costs us money to do this. So nobody, including the Beach Boys are us or us, are making money off of us borrowing a great song of theirs.
00:02:01
Matt LaRose
So suck my dick. That's what I went with.
00:02:03
Fuck Off
Yeah. Hey, Brian Wilson.
00:02:04
Rich is a cunt
that's That's the best way.
00:02:05
Fuck Off
cock sucking on the spectrum over the spectrum psycho fuck you're lucky you got me
00:02:11
Matt LaRose
And Richie...
00:02:13
Rich is a cunt
I just went to have a Stroopwafel and apparently my lovely roommate fucking ate the last of them.
00:02:18
Matt LaRose
That was nice.
00:02:18
Rich is a cunt
Motherfucker.
00:02:19
Fuck Off
those are fucking delicious I put them on top of the of the hot mug and they are they're perfect perfect
00:02:19
Matt LaRose
She left me.
00:02:23
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:02:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:02:23
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. How else? yeah
00:02:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:02:27
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. It would it would' have been perfect, but now they're gone.
00:02:27
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable.
00:02:29
Rich is a cunt
And now I have to go back to Holland to get more.
00:02:30
Matt LaRose
She hates you, Martin. Martin, you live with someone that hates you. What's that like?
00:02:36
Rich is a cunt
Listen, my roommate situation is a fuck.
00:02:37
Fuck Off
I know what it's like. That's the
00:02:39
Rich is a cunt
I think my roommate likes me a lot more than fucking Richie's roommate likes him.
00:02:43
Matt LaRose
I thought you were going to say, I think my roommate likes you more than I like her.
00:02:44
Fuck Off
door. I agree.
00:02:48
Matt LaRose
You know, same, same.
00:02:49
Rich is a cunt
No, no, no.
00:02:52
Matt LaRose
Richie, had you bring us in with the Aussies fucking ACDC because guess what I'm doing Sunday night from the 50-yard line at Gillette Stadium.
00:03:03
Fuck Off
You're playing rugby?
00:03:03
Rich is a cunt
Ooh.
00:03:04
Matt LaRose
I'm going to the ACDC Livewire Stadium Tour sold out.
00:03:10
Fuck Off
What is that?
00:03:11
Matt LaRose
It's ACDC playing for two and a half hours at Gillette Stadium.
00:03:15
Fuck Off
No, I just played him. He's dead.
00:03:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, that guy's dead, but the other ones are barely so the other ones are barely still alive.
00:03:19
Fuck Off
That was Bon Scott.
00:03:22
Fuck Off
But the other one, it was deaf and had to retire, remember?
00:03:23
Rich is a cunt
It's true.
00:03:26
Matt LaRose
that's Well, that's what I heard.
00:03:26
Fuck Off
How'd you hear it?
00:03:27
Matt LaRose
And then when they announced this tour, I was like, should I i was like should i go see...
00:03:30
Fuck Off
He's deaf.
00:03:31
Matt LaRose
I read it. I said, should I go see ACDC before I die? And then I did nothing about it. And then my boy Tata hit me up on Friday night, and he goes, what are you doing next Sunday, May 4th? And I said, I don't know that I'm doing anything. And he said...
00:03:47
Matt LaRose
do you want to go see ACDC with me at Gillette stadium? I got free tickets on the 50 yard line. And I said, fuck yes, I do. So we're 29 rows from the field down low on the 50 yard line for fucking ACDC, buddy.
00:04:01
Fuck Off
It is on the down low for me, that's for sure.
00:04:04
Matt LaRose
and so man I took Monday off so I could shotgun beers and worship the devil.
00:04:04
Rich is a cunt
so
00:04:08
Matt LaRose
It's going to be fucking rock and roll all night.
00:04:10
Fuck Off
Well, can Congratulations to you. They don't worship any devils. They're pop stars, essentially.
00:04:16
Rich is a cunt
ah Quite literally. But I have heard. So when I was in high school, I used to be friends with a kid named Jack Beaton. He was fucking crazy, like crazy, crazy, but loved ACDC. This motherfucker would see them every single time, and he swore they were the best live performing band he's ever seen.
00:04:31
Matt LaRose
Now that's what I've heard. I've heard word on the street is they put on a hell of a show.
00:04:36
Rich is a cunt
They're no Def Leppard, but I heard they're all right.
00:04:39
Matt LaRose
For those about to rock, we salute you and then they shoot a cannonball off.
00:04:45
Rich is a cunt
I heard it's like the loudest show you'll ever go to, so bring your headphones or your earplugs.
00:04:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's why that guy's deaf.
00:04:51
Rich is a cunt
Right.
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Fuck Off
Brian, whatever his name is.
00:04:54
Rich is a cunt
Brian Cranston.
00:04:54
Matt LaRose
Brian, Brian May. No, that's the guy from Queen.
00:04:57
Fuck Off
No, that's the queen.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:05:01
Fuck Off
I don't know. Brian, not going to hear the concert. That's for sure.
00:05:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man.
00:05:04
Rich is a cunt
but no but
00:05:06
Matt LaRose
I'm going to rock and roll on fucking Sunday night.
00:05:08
Fuck Off
Wow. I'm, uh, I'm not surprised.
00:05:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they started in
00:05:12
Fuck Off
Um,
00:05:12
Rich is a cunt
oh
00:05:13
Fuck Off
at a lot of levels here, but, uh, wow. It's amazing that all these eighties, well, they were really a seventies band, but, but, but really eighties bands, they're all going to be doing all their farewell tours now.
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Matt LaRose
the 70s.
00:05:27
Matt LaRose
I couldn't believe that it was sold out. And it's like, not like a, like, Oh, we're doing four stops. Like it's a full stadium tour of North America and every.
00:05:34
Fuck Off
I can believe it's sold out at Gillette because people in that entire area still believe it's 1982.
00:05:43
Matt LaRose
And also like every game that they, that you do at Gillette stadium Patriots or otherwise is AC DC and guns and roses on repeat.
00:05:48
Fuck Off
Always ACDC. Yeah. Yeah, it sucks.
00:05:54
Matt LaRose
It's literally why I hate the song Welcome to the Jungle because I've been to so many Patriots games and heard it played 80,000 fucking times. I can't stand it anymore.
00:06:02
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but that one just fucking hits.
00:06:03
Fuck Off
They are so terrible. They need an update there. And I think very but i think this is it. and i think it's a whole new thing.
00:06:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:10
Fuck Off
So hopefully we'll finally get some updated tunes, at least in the ninety s
00:06:14
Matt LaRose
You think it starts with ACD? You think it starts with the ACDC? There's no way that Mike Vrabel is not playing ACDC, dude.
00:06:21
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. I think the guy that runs the Bruins is probably the best ever. He plays Danzig, Misfits, fucking all the good shit.
00:06:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he plays good shit.
00:06:32
Matt LaRose
They got a good mix.
00:06:35
Fuck Off
So, um,
00:06:35
Matt LaRose
So yeah, the next time we record, I'll let you know how awesome the ACDC show was.
Sports Frenzy: NHL Playoffs and NFL Draft
00:06:40
Fuck Off
all right. Well, in, in hindsight, I would have played it at the end of the show. I mean, for artistic reasons, but for autistic reasons, I played it for you.
00:06:47
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:06:51
Matt LaRose
Thank you.
00:06:52
Fuck Off
Thanks for the excitement.
00:06:53
Matt LaRose
I liked it. I liked it all of a sudden. Now you're like, oh, for artistic reasons, fucking this is the same dude who a half an hour was like, oh, shucks, I guess we can record, but I don't have anything to talk about.
00:07:05
Fuck Off
That's what I'm saying.
00:07:05
Matt LaRose
And now you're like, and now you're fucking like, oh, wow, you know.
00:07:06
Fuck Off
i it's really It's artistic. I have to go with the ebbs and the flows. I'll fucking Sylvia Plath it.
00:07:12
Matt LaRose
The guy who, the guy, the guy who,
00:07:14
Fuck Off
I will Sylvia Plath it right now.
00:07:14
Rich is a cunt
I'm an artist.
00:07:16
Matt LaRose
The guy who has an opinion about everything and doesn't shut the fuck up now all of a sudden is like, I don't know that I'm going to have anything to say.
00:07:24
Fuck Off
Ask me a question.
00:07:26
Matt LaRose
What's it like to be an asshole?
00:07:28
Fuck Off
Ask Martin.
00:07:31
Rich is a cunt
Just how I am. How I be.
00:07:33
Fuck Off
See?
00:07:34
Matt LaRose
Some people eat some people you can't say, but it's who they are, Richie.
00:07:39
Fuck Off
No doubt.
00:07:39
Rich is a cunt
It's in my DNA.
00:07:40
Fuck Off
Ain't that the truth?
00:07:42
Rich is a cunt
Fucking...
00:07:43
Fuck Off
So I'm, like I'm actually excited for a lot of reasons, but for a lot of reasons, it's just so go watch the wedding singer the night before getting the whole eighties vibe, drive your fucking Camaro, no doubt with the trans am.
00:07:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:55
Matt LaRose
Gotta go in the T-Tops.
00:07:56
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. With the T tops.
00:07:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:59
Fuck Off
And, uh, you got to blast some Billy Squire on the way in.
00:08:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, stroke me, stroke me.
00:08:06
Fuck Off
You gotta blast some fucking Pour Some Sugar on me? You gonna have that fucking mane just flowing through the T-tops?
00:08:11
Rich is a cunt
So whole all hate aside, Richie, you will never see a better band live than Def Leppard.
00:08:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, bro.
00:08:16
Fuck Off
No ponytail at all. Just fucking straight out. What are you saying?
00:08:22
Rich is a cunt
Def Leppard is the tightest band you'll ever see live. You may not like their songs, but they are the tightest.
00:08:25
Fuck Off
i do like their songs until they released Pour Some Sugar on me on that that whole album. I hated them after that.
00:08:33
Matt LaRose
F-f-f-fooling.
00:08:34
Fuck Off
Roolin is a great tune. That's a great song.
00:08:37
Matt LaRose
Fucking fooling.
00:08:37
Rich is a cunt
graves ah
00:08:39
Fuck Off
You're bringing on the heartache. Fucking great tune.
00:08:41
Rich is a cunt
Oh, so Richie we got a big show at the end of the month.
00:08:41
Matt LaRose
ah
00:08:44
Fuck Off
Photographed. Great tune. so photograph That Def Levin, they should have stopped after that album after a photograph.
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Matt LaRose
Photograph.
00:08:51
Rich is a cunt
laard Drummond.
00:08:51
Fuck Off
Great album.
00:08:51
Matt LaRose
I can't see you.
00:08:54
Fuck Off
If they stopped after that album, he'd still have two arms.
00:09:03
Rich is a cunt
Richie, at the end of the month, May 24th, we got Obituary coming to Worcester.
00:09:07
Fuck Off
the rabbit's gone die oh bitch who died
00:09:09
Matt LaRose
I saw that.
00:09:11
Rich is a cunt
Richie, they're playing the whole Cause of Death album, 35 years old. They got Nails and Terror on that card.
00:09:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Nails. Yeah, dude.
00:09:20
Rich is a cunt
We're going. This card, this fucking show is going to be ridiculous.
00:09:21
Matt LaRose
ah
00:09:23
Fuck Off
I don't know who we is I am definitely not going to that this
00:09:26
Matt LaRose
i so I saw that the other day and I was like, holy shit.
00:09:30
Rich is a cunt
This show is going to be so fucking hard.
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I saw Nails at the Metal and Hardcore Festival.
00:09:34
Fuck Off
is just stupid There's no place for a 50 year old at this kind of thing.
00:09:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the balcony, dude.
00:09:41
Fuck Off
Fuck the balcony.
00:09:43
Matt LaRose
ah i saw
00:09:43
Rich is a cunt
is I named a dog back in nails there so hard.
00:09:46
Matt LaRose
I saw Nails at the Metal and Hardcore Festival and it's just this dude in fucking blue jeans with a jean jacket with the sleeves cut off, long hair, just like, I want to see you smash!
00:09:59
Matt LaRose
This song's called Decapitation! It's fucking awesome, dude. Nails is so great, man.
00:10:05
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:10:06
Fuck Off
That is...
00:10:06
Rich is a cunt
They're so hard. i saw them at the Middle East a couple years ago. They're fucking great.
00:10:12
Fuck Off
I don't know about all that.
00:10:13
Matt LaRose
It's awesome, Richie.
00:10:13
Rich is a cunt
Unsilent Death is one of the hardest songs ever. That's what you should roll this out to today.
00:10:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
00:10:19
Rich is a cunt
else
00:10:19
Matt LaRose
for artistic For artistic expression, of course.
00:10:19
Fuck Off
I've never even heard of it.
00:10:20
Rich is a cunt
umstein If you want, illll I'll send us on our way today, Richie.
00:10:22
Fuck Off
I've never even heard No, I don't think so. I'm playing Carly Simon on the way out.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
Oh, you're so fucking vain.
00:10:28
Fuck Off
i
00:10:31
Fuck Off
yeah i Yeah, that's going to be it. It was going to be anticipation.
00:10:36
Matt LaRose
oh
00:10:36
Fuck Off
Who knows if we'll be back? We're getting sued by fucking good vibrations.
00:10:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. We fucked up. but
00:10:44
Matt LaRose
It's honestly only a matter of time.
00:10:48
Matt LaRose
But here we are. What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. It's been two weeks since you looked at me you know that's what you
00:10:58
Fuck Off
Has it?
00:10:59
Matt LaRose
That's what you should have opened it up with.
00:11:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, this what I'm opening it up with.
00:11:02
Matt LaRose
I'm your host, Maddie the Rose, across from me as always.
00:11:07
Fuck Off
As always, your host.
00:11:09
Matt LaRose
is the inevitable. i was calling him Eeyore today because he was being a sad boy. Sad boy Sav is what I like to call him.
00:11:14
Fuck Off
as It wasn't sad, boy. It's just, you know, i have this whole list of things to do and I'm like, i don't want to do anything.
00:11:21
Rich is a cunt
then pay somebody somebody to do it for you.
00:11:21
Fuck Off
And then and I had, oh, it's actual work stuff. And then then there was other stuff that I had to do, like my own, you know, honeydew list that I created for myself.
00:11:32
Fuck Off
And was like, i don't want to do any of this shit. I just want to go fishing.
00:11:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:37
Fuck Off
And then I got high. But I did go fishing. I've been fishing every day.
00:11:42
Matt LaRose
I noticed that you've been doing some boating.
00:11:42
Fuck Off
fuck Yeah, I got ah caught about a half dooski today.
00:11:48
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:11:48
Fuck Off
Small fuck.
00:11:48
Rich is a cunt
if you were If you were single, Richie, and you could create a new dating profile, would you would you have your fish? Here's me and my fish.
00:11:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:11:57
Matt LaRose
He'd have his fist in the fish's mouth.
00:11:58
Rich is a cunt
Those are like the number one red flags of chicks on dating.
00:12:00
Matt LaRose
He would be, it would be a large mouth bass with his whole fist inside of his mouth.
00:12:00
Rich is a cunt
but
00:12:04
Matt LaRose
Rich going me and you.
00:12:06
Rich is a cunt
Like, hey, I got my fish. I'm a fucking tool bag.
00:12:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. I don't know.
00:12:11
Matt LaRose
Speaking of tool bags to my left, as always, the mongoose, Matt Martin.
00:12:12
Fuck Off
Maybe it would be.
00:12:15
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, here I am. It sounds about right. And not as always, as sometimes.
00:12:20
Matt LaRose
chris
00:12:22
Matt LaRose
As, as he, as his will pleases the mongoose, Matt Martin.
00:12:26
Rich is a cunt
As my schedule allows me. Where the fuck did he go?
00:12:30
Matt LaRose
I don't know.
00:12:31
Fuck Off
right here.
00:12:31
Matt LaRose
He, his face was real close to the camera and then he disappeared.
00:12:34
Fuck Off
I'm trying to.
00:12:34
Rich is a cunt
Richie, you know what I don't like about that house? Is I don't like the walls and how the ceiling lines up over there. Like that knee wall fucking annoys me.
00:12:42
Fuck Off
This is a door.
00:12:42
Rich is a cunt
Is that a drill on the floor? What the hell are you doing with a drill?
00:12:44
Fuck Off
Yeah. ah How can you see that?
00:12:47
Matt LaRose
hurting himself
00:12:49
Rich is a cunt
Is that not a drill on the ground over there?
00:12:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, it is I have some mechanical.
00:12:52
Rich is a cunt
Okay. Okay.
00:12:53
Fuck Off
I'm
00:12:56
Matt LaRose
it's unbelievable handyman richie what are you building how long have you been working on it for yeah that's not surprising yeah
00:12:57
Fuck Off
ah missing parts.
00:13:01
Fuck Off
A desk.
00:13:07
Fuck Off
Honestly, since November.
00:13:11
Fuck Off
It's missing pieces. So I had to fucking send away to get, I don't know, seven screws that cost $90. And now I realize it's missing a fucking.
00:13:23
Matt LaRose
They don't have a hardware store in the entire state of South Carolina.
00:13:30
Fuck Off
There
00:13:30
Rich is a cunt
Richie, do me a favor. Look over your right shoulder. Keep turning. Back your neck looks like a fucking pack of hot dogs.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
Jew dogs, Jew dogs.
00:13:42
Fuck Off
They're tasty.
00:13:44
Rich is a cunt
Jesus Christ, your profile looks like the fucking penguin.
00:13:48
Matt LaRose
Honestly, that's not a bad place. You just got to give it a whack, whack, whack.
00:13:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was
00:13:56
Matt LaRose
That was a good show.
00:13:57
Rich is a cunt
It was great.
00:13:57
Fuck Off
great show.
00:13:58
Rich is a cunt
I loved it.
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Fuck Off
eatkin
00:13:58
Rich is a cunt
And I'm not a i'm not a comic book guy.
00:14:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Fucking hell.
00:14:03
Rich is a cunt
Oh, Richie, so have you been watching? So i I didn't even know this was a thing until maybe a month ago. J Mauls was like, hey, you guys watching The Righteous Gemstones? And I was like, no.
00:14:14
Matt LaRose
Richie's all over that show.
00:14:14
Rich is a cunt
And then, oh my God, it might be the best show I've ever seen in my life.
00:14:19
Fuck Off
I stopped watching it in season three, but it was.
00:14:22
Rich is a cunt
All right, I'm on season two. It is fucking dynamite.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
I thought, see didn't season three just come out? Because it's the last season?
00:14:28
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:29
Matt LaRose
So why don't you just finish It's like a couple more episodes.
00:14:31
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're too busy, I know.
00:14:32
Rich is a cunt
A
00:14:35
Fuck Off
That was just kind of like it wasn't.
00:14:37
Matt LaRose
I watched like the first episode or two. Because I did the same thing with the Vice Principal show.
00:14:39
Fuck Off
wasn't doing it for me anymore.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
I watched the first couple episodes of that one too.
00:14:45
Fuck Off
It's the same thing.
00:14:47
Rich is a cunt
lot of dicks.
00:14:47
Matt LaRose
But not...
00:14:49
Rich is a cunt
lot of balls.
00:14:50
Matt LaRose
Really? Really?
00:14:51
Rich is a cunt
oh Oh, yeah. Every episode, I think.
00:14:54
Matt LaRose
The thing is, that dude Walton Goggins is fucking hilarious.
00:14:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. It's brutal, too. It's like it's purposeful, and it's all tied into the whole, you know, you know it's tied into the whole Catholic Church thing.
00:15:07
Fuck Off
So it's fucking fantastic.
00:15:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. It's hilarious.
00:15:09
Fuck Off
like
00:15:10
Matt LaRose
What do you mean Catholic church thing?
00:15:12
Fuck Off
They did they did a whole – they interviewed Walter about it. And he's like, Walton.
00:15:18
Matt LaRose
Walton, Walton.
00:15:19
Fuck Off
And he said they use either stunt body doubles or they have fake ones put on, prosthetics.
00:15:27
Matt LaRose
Big rubber dicks.
00:15:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, for the dicks. He said, but most of them were just body doubles, guys that came in to swing their hog.
00:15:34
Rich is a cunt
Or, I don't know, there's a lot of more guys just standing in there fucking full frontal.
00:15:39
Fuck Off
Those are body doubles.
00:15:40
Matt LaRose
ah matt Imagine the people that work in the rubber dick factory where it's just like, oh, got to order for 27 giant rubber dicks today.
00:15:50
Rich is a cunt
Happens.
00:15:50
Fuck Off
I work with dicks all day.
00:15:53
Matt LaRose
They got to make those in like the Philippines or something, right? They a' making that shit in America.
00:15:57
Fuck Off
No, it's definitely...
00:15:57
Matt LaRose
You're saving every penny you can making rubber dicks in fucking Philippines.
00:16:01
Rich is a cunt
Fucking, the tariffs fucking coming from the Chinese...
00:16:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:16:01
Matt LaRose
Although with all the tariffs now, Richie, this could be your big break, man.
00:16:03
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
You should invest in the American rubber dick business.
00:16:08
Fuck Off
I'm going to invest in all businesses. Buy America, baby.
00:16:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, we've been getting busy at my work.
00:16:16
Fuck Off
Fuck your liberal pussies.
00:16:19
Matt LaRose
Everybody's really upset about it. It's harming our global partners.
00:16:23
Fuck Off
doing work.
00:16:25
Matt LaRose
We have a global footprint. It's being affected by tariffs.
00:16:30
Fuck Off
Oh, cool. Did you watch that on fucking 60 minutes? You cunt.
00:16:33
Matt LaRose
the companies The companies that we're sending all of our work to, we now have to send all of our work back to America to have Americans do it now.
00:16:39
Rich is a cunt
Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:16:41
Fuck Off
and And it costs so much more to do it. So sell it for less, buy it for less.
00:16:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:46
Fuck Off
We can start pricing it to whatever we want. If it's all each other. Cocksuckers.
00:16:53
Matt LaRose
Oh man, the train's in the station.
NHL Playoffs Deep Dive
00:17:00
Matt LaRose
Richie, have you been watching the NHL playoffs, pal? It's a lot of big shit going on. It's a good time to be a hockey fan.
00:17:06
Fuck Off
Honestly, no. I haven't watched it
00:17:09
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. The Canes eliminated the Devils last night. They're the first ones to move on to the second round. Your boy Ovi's still on a heater. They're about to eliminate Montreal problems probably tonight.
00:17:19
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. they
00:17:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:22
Rich is a cunt
Tonight, yeah. And they they're fucking playing good.
00:17:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:25
Rich is a cunt
Like, really good. They're fucking...
00:17:27
Matt LaRose
obbi Ovi's still on a heater. The whole team's on a heater. The only game they lost was Friday night game three in Montreal, which that's a tough game to win when it's their first home game in the Bell Center.
00:17:40
Fuck Off
I agree with that.
00:17:40
Matt LaRose
So...
00:17:42
Rich is a cunt
um
00:17:43
Matt LaRose
The LA Kings were completely... Have you seen this whole Korean harmonica lady thing?
00:17:48
Rich is a cunt
They're going to lose.
00:17:50
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable, man.
00:17:51
Rich is a cunt
The Kings are going to lose.
00:17:51
Matt LaRose
They had... Yeah, they...
00:17:53
Rich is a cunt
they did They're going out tomorrow night.
00:17:53
Matt LaRose
they They blew it, but they've had these. They had the national anthem in game one was per performed by the Koreatown Senior and Community Center ah Harmonica Club.
00:18:06
Fuck Off
And they lost.
00:18:09
Matt LaRose
And it's all these old Korean women playing the national anthems on the harmonicas. And it ended up being unreal because then the whole arena was singing while they were playing the national anthem on a harmonica.
00:18:21
Matt LaRose
It's fucking ridiculous. and then And then the fucking kings.
00:18:23
Fuck Off
That's cool.
00:18:26
Fuck Off
There's nothing more American than Koreans playing a harmonica.
00:18:29
Matt LaRose
Absolutely. They call them aginas.
00:18:30
Rich is a cunt
They've lost two in a row since then.
00:18:32
Fuck Off
Made in Germany.
00:18:35
Matt LaRose
That's the word for Korean old lady. So they're Korean aginas playing the harmonica.
00:18:40
Fuck Off
Which is interesting because that's the word Italian used for heartburn.
00:18:40
Matt LaRose
so they
00:18:45
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:18:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:18:46
Matt LaRose
That's funny.
00:18:47
Fuck Off
So Korean old ladies give me heartburn.
00:18:47
Matt LaRose
Sounds about right. Maybe it's a Juna. I could be wrong. I need our resident Korean to correct me and then I can come back for it. But ah anyways, they stomped the fucking Oilers in game one.
00:18:55
Fuck Off
It's got to be.
00:19:00
Matt LaRose
So then they then they decide that the reason that they won because of the was because of the old Korean women playing the harmonicas. So they try to get the Korean women back for game two. But the Korean women say that they can't do it because they need rest from doing it the first time.
00:19:13
Rich is a cunt
Bye.
00:19:14
Fuck Off
It's a lot of effort.
00:19:15
Matt LaRose
So then they throw a whole bunch of money and some custom...
00:19:18
Fuck Off
They're not in playoff shape.
00:19:19
Matt LaRose
they Yeah, exactly. Then they throw a whole bunch of money in custom jerseys at the Korean women, and then they come back for game two, and they fucking...
00:19:25
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. They probably got a couple of IVs and V8s.
00:19:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So they stomp them a fucking second time, so now it turns turns into this whole thing where it's all about the Korean agendas getting them going.
00:19:32
Fuck Off
No way.
00:19:37
Matt LaRose
they go up to
00:19:37
Fuck Off
I missed it.
00:19:38
Matt LaRose
They go up to Edmonton, get fucking smoked two games, so now it comes back for game five last night. They get the Korean ladies in. The Korean ladies come in and crush it, but the boys...
00:19:49
Matt LaRose
The boys can't keep it rolling, man. They fucking blew it for the Korean women.
00:19:51
Fuck Off
her
00:19:52
Matt LaRose
So now, and now it's tough.
00:19:53
Fuck Off
Did they?
00:19:54
Matt LaRose
Now they gotta, they gotta win every game out now. It's, and and they're playing against Edmonton. So it's dude, it's been unbelievable.
00:19:59
Fuck Off
They have to win one away and then one home.
00:20:03
Matt LaRose
The team was like, we need the Korean women to travel with us to Edmonton. Like, like they're the, they're the key to us.
00:20:09
Rich is a cunt
players are fucking crazy.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, I missed all of that, and I wish that I hadn't. I literally checked out.
00:20:13
Matt LaRose
It's been a whole thing. It's been unbelievable, dude.
00:20:15
Rich is a cunt
So...
00:20:16
Fuck Off
i got
00:20:17
Rich is a cunt
So, can we talk about Toronto shit in the bed?
00:20:17
Fuck Off
I somehow got...
00:20:21
Rich is a cunt
Like, the Maple Leafs were up by, what, 3-0?
00:20:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, so go ahead, because this doesn't what to say.
00:20:24
Rich is a cunt
Everybody's talking sweets, and fucking Otto is coming back.
00:20:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they stay ah beat them four to nothing last night.
00:20:30
Fuck Off
So what that's what I was about to say.
00:20:31
Rich is a cunt
Like...
00:20:34
Fuck Off
I got accidentally so sucked into the NFL draft, I just shut down and I stopped watching.
00:20:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:38
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, that's that's definitely as exciting as this. Like, what the fuck are talking about?
00:20:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know why it happened, but I just got super intrigued of how it was all going to play out with draft picks, blah, blah, blah.
00:20:41
Matt LaRose
For sure.
00:20:45
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is, yeah, but
00:20:46
Rich is a cunt
it's It's fucking still hockey season, you dumb fuck, and the best that part of the year.
00:20:49
Fuck Off
But anyway, you know. I know. But anyway, timeout. So go ahead.
00:20:53
Rich is a cunt
You time out.
00:20:53
Fuck Off
I want to – fuck me, you stupid fuck.
00:20:54
Rich is a cunt
I'm mad at you.
00:20:57
Matt LaRose
The good thing that you got going on for you now, Richie,
00:20:57
Fuck Off
I want you two to talk about the hockey stuff going on. I want you to talk about everything that's going on right now in hockey.
00:21:02
Matt LaRose
I'm going to bring you up to the good thing about, going to bring you up to date on everything. And the good thing about it is now you're getting into it where all the series are like three to two, three to one. So there's going to start being elimination soon.
00:21:13
Matt LaRose
So first you got, I'm going to,
00:21:14
Rich is a cunt
And... Alright, you go. You're well more educated than I am.
00:21:18
Matt LaRose
I'll pull it up right now for you. First off, you got Carolina beat the Devils in double overtime last night to eliminate them.
00:21:26
Rich is a cunt
See you the fuck later.
00:21:26
Matt LaRose
So that's the first ones out of here in New Jersey, bunch of fucking losers.
00:21:27
Rich is a cunt
Out. First one's out.
00:21:31
Matt LaRose
Tonight you got game five between the Capitals and the Canadians. The Capitals have been fucking smoking the Habs. And now tonight's game five back home in Washington.
00:21:40
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:21:43
Matt LaRose
Then you got game five Panthers lightning tonight, which has been, dude, this series has been un-fucking-believable.
00:21:47
Rich is a cunt
Let's go.
00:21:50
Rich is a cunt
But if they win tonight, that means they're going round two, which is one step closer to us getting a first-round draft pick, motherfucker.
00:21:51
Matt LaRose
Panthers are up...
00:21:57
Matt LaRose
Right. So go Panthers.
00:21:59
Rich is a cunt
Right.
00:22:00
Matt LaRose
So, and
00:22:00
Rich is a cunt
Which, by the way, I have a feeling they're going to win the fucking that division.
00:22:05
Matt LaRose
yeah, they were saying on chicklets. I think Yandel was saying that whoever wins this series will, will win the East.
00:22:12
Rich is a cunt
i I can't.
00:22:13
Matt LaRose
um
00:22:13
Rich is a cunt
um I support that.
00:22:15
Matt LaRose
They already got in Richie. They're beating the fuck out of each other. They already got, who is it today?
00:22:19
Fuck Off
Like physically?
00:22:21
Matt LaRose
Yes. Who is it today? Someone gets suspended today for a game. Like they're, you know, it's typical, you
00:22:25
Rich is a cunt
Oh, that was the low boarding hit. That was fucking egregious as fuck.
00:22:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's ah your classic Florida Panthers dirtbag shit. They're just – they're greasy and slimy. So you got them going on.
00:22:35
Rich is a cunt
Okay.
00:22:37
Matt LaRose
So the big the big thing going on in the West right now is the Jets were up two games to none on St. Louis Blues. Connor Hellebuck was crushing everybody. Then now the series is tied two to do.
00:22:50
Matt LaRose
Hellebuck's been like fucking terrible the last two games. He's totally –
00:22:55
Rich is a cunt
Which, by the way, that is the first seed and the eighth seed.
00:22:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the...
00:22:58
Rich is a cunt
like
00:22:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, the the Blues were playing really well.
00:22:59
Rich is a cunt
So if St. Louis comes through, that's crazy.
00:23:01
Fuck Off
I was watching some of the Blues games, um i don't know, probably three weeks ago, and they were playing real well.
00:23:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:07
Matt LaRose
And they got Patty Maroon Big Rig fucking dr chugging beers on screen for him and everything now that he's retired. But that's a whole thing because now Hellebuck's shit in the bed and it's the curse of the President's Cup. The Winnipeg Jets are the best team in the NHL.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
Hellebuck's the best goalie in the NHL and now they're now the series is 2-2 and he's been fucking blowing it.
00:23:28
Rich is a cunt
I still think Winnipeg takes it, but St. Louis is making it series for sure.
00:23:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Then you got Toronto, who is up three games to none. And in classic in class
00:23:39
Rich is a cunt
fucking cunts. Get them out of there.
00:23:42
Matt LaRose
Toronto Maple Leafs, they're now up three games to two. And the game that they lost last night, they lost four to nothing. So Otto is...
00:23:48
Fuck Off
Who they playing?
00:23:50
Rich is a cunt
Let's go!
00:23:50
Matt LaRose
They're playing...
00:23:50
Fuck Off
ah
00:23:51
Matt LaRose
the thing
00:23:51
Rich is a cunt
Nothing will make me happier than these fuckers to lose four in a row and they can go fuck themselves.
00:23:53
Fuck Off
Ottawa.
00:23:56
Fuck Off
It's so crazy to me that they have that much talent on that team.
00:24:00
Matt LaRose
and the thing is
00:24:01
Rich is a cunt
You never win.
00:24:02
Fuck Off
They cannot do it.
00:24:02
Matt LaRose
So they're playing – it's the Battle of Ontario.
00:24:03
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:24:06
Matt LaRose
They're playing Brady to Chuck in the Ottawa Senators.
00:24:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:09
Matt LaRose
And even if they win the series, the next round they have the winner of the Florida Panthers and the Tampa Bay Lightning.
Basketball and Jiu-Jitsu Insights
00:24:17
Matt LaRose
So they're fucked matter what.
00:24:17
Rich is a cunt
Fucking kids. I love this.
00:24:20
Matt LaRose
It's outstanding.
00:24:21
Rich is a cunt
Everybody's talking about, oh, this is Toronto's year. Fuck Toronto.
00:24:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. It's wild.
00:24:26
Rich is a cunt
Bunch of fucking losers.
00:24:27
Fuck Off
alright Eddie a Canadian team will not win this fucking cup they'll never win a cup
00:24:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's unbelievable.
00:24:32
Rich is a cunt
The only one that has a chance, in my opinion, is Winnipeg, and I doubt it.
00:24:33
Matt LaRose
um
00:24:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It would be awesome if Winnipeg won.
00:24:38
Rich is a cunt
I think if Florida takes them out in the conference finals.
00:24:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't think that ah Edmonton has it this year because all those guys are hurt and banged up and they're just not durable. They don't have it this year.
00:24:49
Fuck Off
they'll never win
00:24:49
Matt LaRose
But I mean, yeah, I agree. I think they're kind of soft.
00:24:53
Fuck Off
They're all soft.
00:24:53
Matt LaRose
ah Then you got...
00:24:54
Fuck Off
from Canada.
00:24:55
Matt LaRose
Then you get the Vegas Golden Knights. This one, the Minnesota Wild was up two games to none. And now Vegas is leading the series three to two.
00:25:04
Rich is a cunt
yep
00:25:04
Matt LaRose
So this is like a big, this is a big one.
00:25:06
Fuck Off
I read about this series, actually, because it was ah they had a couple of heated games, I thought.
00:25:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:12
Rich is a cunt
yeah it's the fucking first round of the playoffs so i say this if you're a gambling person there is so much money to be made these lines are so crazy in the first round like if you're if you gamble on the dogs you can make a lot of fucking money um
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They've been going.
00:25:28
Matt LaRose
it's It's funny to me because I don't really know a whole lot about gambling, but every gambling thing that I see, everybody still is talking basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball. that I'm i like, why aren't people talking about betting on hockey?
00:25:41
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:25:41
Rich is a cunt
Because it's hockey is one of those things, it's so fucking hard to win.
00:25:43
Fuck Off
It's
00:25:46
Fuck Off
actually not. I mean, you can bet who's going to score first in this game.
00:25:50
Rich is a cunt
no I know, but without getting into all the fucking stupid bets, like just betting you know the puck line or whatever, like
00:25:50
Fuck Off
What's the over? like yeah
00:25:59
Rich is a cunt
you
00:25:59
Fuck Off
Basketball so much easier. There are so many people scoring. There are so many people ah you can bet on plus minus turnover shit.
00:26:09
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, with hockey, like two bad bounces and you could lose a fucking series.
00:26:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
00:26:13
Rich is a cunt
100%.
00:26:13
Matt LaRose
I mean, ah the fucking puck bounces off the stanchion in the fucking glass and you're fucked.
00:26:18
Rich is a cunt
hundred percent
00:26:19
Matt LaRose
So then you got another insane series. Dallas Stars are leading the Colorado Avalanche 3-2. And this has been like a huge heated series and it's been a big thing for the Avalanche because their guy, Gabriel Landeskog, has come back from like three years ago. His knee got fucked up and he's finally back. He scored a goal in game two and it's a good series, but I think ultimately the Stars are going to end up beating the Avalanche.
00:26:45
Matt LaRose
Tyler Sagan, I think, scored an overtime winner the other night.
00:26:45
Fuck Off
and
00:26:47
Matt LaRose
They're just on fire right now.
00:26:49
Fuck Off
That's what I saw, Sagan. And he scored, I think, ah the night before, too.
00:26:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's been lighting it up.
00:26:54
Fuck Off
went in overtime, didn't he?
00:26:54
Matt LaRose
That kid's... That kid's crushing it in Dallas. He left Boston and was like, I am going to go make my life awesome in fucking Texas.
00:26:58
Fuck Off
oh
00:27:01
Fuck Off
It's the greatest thing that could have ever happened to him.
00:27:05
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:27:06
Fuck Off
For a lot of reasons. He doesn't ever have to listen to ACDC.
00:27:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:10
Fuck Off
He doesn't.
00:27:11
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:27:12
Fuck Off
He can drive whatever the fuck he wants and he can bang like grade A class chop hot Dallas ass.
00:27:18
Rich is a cunt
He's married now too.
00:27:22
Rich is a cunt
yeah got married last year.
00:27:24
Matt LaRose
Guy's killing it.
00:27:24
Fuck Off
That took a while, see?
00:27:26
Rich is a cunt
Dumb shit.
00:27:27
Fuck Off
How old is he now? 26? 28? What's happening? shit.
00:27:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i mean, he might even be 30.
00:27:30
Rich is a cunt
ah Dude, he was drafted in fucking 2009, 2010. no, he's 34. 34.
00:27:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:35
Rich is a cunt
so no
00:27:35
Fuck Off
what's that
00:27:36
Rich is a cunt
he's like thirty four
00:27:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:38
Fuck Off
oh yeah
00:27:39
Matt LaRose
He's still crushing it.
00:27:40
Fuck Off
I missed like a decade, I think.
00:27:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, it's...
00:27:43
Rich is a cunt
I think he was drafted in 2009 or 10.
00:27:47
Fuck Off
I thought he was
00:27:47
Rich is a cunt
Correct to me if I'm wrong, Rosie. Find out.
00:27:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, every everything after 2014 ended up getting fucking blurred out to me. I don't know what happened.
00:27:55
Fuck Off
thought he was 19.
00:27:55
Rich is a cunt
And funny, he was he was second, number one. Who who got the number one draft pick that year, Rosie?
00:28:00
Matt LaRose
I know, I know, I know, Taylor Hall.
00:28:02
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's fucking doing great. He's up for free agency this year, too, and nobody's going to sign his fucking dumb ass.
00:28:07
Matt LaRose
That dude's had a...
00:28:07
Rich is a cunt
Why?
00:28:07
Fuck Off
I still like Taylor Hall. He's still one of my favorites.
00:28:10
Matt LaRose
That dude's like an ultimate...
00:28:10
Fuck Off
I would.
00:28:10
Rich is a cunt
Why?
00:28:11
Matt LaRose
He's an ultimate journeyman.
00:28:12
Fuck Off
I.
00:28:13
Matt LaRose
He's played for like so many teams.
00:28:13
Fuck Off
Has he just fucking he scores when you need him to score.
00:28:17
Rich is a cunt
Remember, he had a stint with Bruins for like five minutes.
00:28:17
Fuck Off
my Yeah.
00:28:19
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:28:19
Fuck Off
And he scored when he had to in the playoffs.
00:28:20
Matt LaRose
I didn't hate him. I liked him. Is this guy frozen? What happened? Did we lose this fucking guy?
00:28:25
Fuck Off
Yeah. The Internet's frozen.
00:28:27
Rich is a cunt
hope so.
00:28:28
Matt LaRose
Oh my God.
00:28:30
Rich is a cunt
if all the look at Look at his head just frozen there in space.
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
It's a terrible, it's honestly like, it's a terrible look to get frozen on. He just looks like a potato wearing a t-shirt.
00:28:37
Fuck Off
It's frozen.
00:28:40
Rich is a cunt
What happens now? Do we have to...
00:28:41
Fuck Off
Is it frozen now?
00:28:41
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I can pause for a second. Let me pause for a second.
00:28:44
Fuck Off
Can you hear me now?
00:28:45
Matt LaRose
We'll see if he comes back. Anyways, as I was saying, Martin, we were so, you know?
00:28:50
Rich is a cunt
ah
00:28:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:54
Rich is a cunt
We were talking about hockey.
00:28:54
Fuck Off
Yeah. Fucking hockey.
00:28:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:55
Rich is a cunt
We had a little, Richie had a glitch.
00:28:57
Fuck Off
You talked me into it. You talked me back into it.
00:28:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:00
Fuck Off
The draft is over. I'm ready anyway.
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
Tis the season.
00:29:02
Fuck Off
I'm ready.
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
So here's what you, so tonight, this is what you got packed in for you tonight. Tonight you have the Caps and the Canadians at seven from Washington. The Canadians are a plus 160. The Caps are minus 192.
00:29:15
Fuck Off
I can see that.
00:29:16
Matt LaRose
At 730, you got, and so that series is Washington's three games to one. 730, Florida leads this series three games to one.
00:29:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, they'll close them out.
00:29:25
Matt LaRose
Panthers and Lightning in Tampa at 730. That's on ESPN too.
00:29:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's my team.
00:29:32
Matt LaRose
Panthers are a minus 108. Lightning a minus 112. Pick them, Savvy.
00:29:36
Fuck Off
I'm going with my home team, my home Panthers.
00:29:39
Matt LaRose
And then the late game that I have absolutely no hope of watching any of is game five, series tied 2-2. The Blues a plus 150 take on the Jets a minus 180.
00:29:50
Matt LaRose
And back home in Winnipeg. The Winnipeg whiteout, they call it. Everybody in the crowd wears white.
00:29:56
Fuck Off
Honestly, I wouldn't even mind watching that game. I'm just not going to because it's that late. If this was a Sunday game at like 2 in the afternoon, i would watch that game.
00:30:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:03
Matt LaRose
I would definitely watch that game. ah hundred percent 100%. Yeah, 100%. So that's ESPN and ESPN2 tonight.
00:30:11
Fuck Off
The deuce.
00:30:12
Matt LaRose
The Deuce.
00:30:15
Fuck Off
Also, the Celtics are going to win another championship. Thanks.
00:30:18
Matt LaRose
I saw they beat the...
00:30:18
Fuck Off
Have a nice day.
00:30:19
Matt LaRose
Who did they beat last night? Orlando?
00:30:21
Fuck Off
Orlando.
00:30:22
Matt LaRose
Like 30 points they beat them by.
00:30:25
Fuck Off
fucking back back son yeah everyone's afraid of nice job everyone's afraid of the Knicks all of a sudden or something stupid not afraid of anything Celtics back to back son
00:30:25
Matt LaRose
Hold on. And now they're going to play either the New York Knicks or the Detroit Pistons. See how I did that?
00:30:37
Matt LaRose
I'm not afraid of the New York Knicks. Fuck them.
00:30:44
Matt LaRose
New York can suck my dick and eat my balls.
00:30:44
Rich is a cunt
people People feel like basketball, huh? Even it's fucking gay, huh?
00:30:47
Matt LaRose
It's crazy, man. I even try to watch like a little bit because I know people like it.
00:30:48
Fuck Off
I don't like it I don't like it but they're the Boston Celtics
00:30:52
Matt LaRose
It's fucking terrible.
00:30:54
Rich is a cunt
It's fucking terrible.
00:30:55
Fuck Off
The NBA sucks.
00:30:55
Rich is a cunt
There hasn't been a good basketball game since 1988 with Bird and Ainge.
00:31:03
Rich is a cunt
Kevin McHale.
00:31:05
Fuck Off
Kevin McHale.
00:31:05
Rich is a cunt
Robert Parrish. The golden years, Richie.
00:31:08
Fuck Off
The golden years. Chief getting high at halftime.
00:31:11
Rich is a cunt
Fucking A-right.
00:31:15
Rich is a cunt
Richie, you missed a big grappling competition this past weekend. The Boston Open happened.
00:31:19
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah?
00:31:20
Rich is a cunt
Oh, yeah.
00:31:20
Fuck Off
Did you do it?
00:31:21
Rich is a cunt
No.
00:31:22
Fuck Off
Oh, who did it?
00:31:23
Rich is a cunt
i was i was I registered to do it, um but there was nobody in my division, and I could have gone up in weight, but I was already going up in weight anyway. and My knee's been fucked lately, so I wasn't going to go against bigger dudes being compromised, so I didn't do it.
00:31:39
Rich is a cunt
But I saw some local coaches that will remain nameless on here losing their shit.
00:31:45
Matt LaRose
chorus Of course, of course. We don't use names here.
00:31:47
Fuck Off
Really?
00:31:47
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:31:48
Fuck Off
I heard. no No real surprise though, right?
00:31:50
Rich is a cunt
Like, there's these big yellow barricades and he's slamming them. Like, mind you this is like some masters one. So some 35-year-old guy that probably fucking rolls like twice a week got his guard passed and he's like, what the fuck? I'm like...
00:32:08
Rich is a cunt
Bro, it's blue belt fucking master's division. Who gives a fuck? What are we doing here? And the thing is, the kid was good and his opponent was just a little bit better. Like not a big deal.
00:32:19
Rich is a cunt
Like the kid made no mistakes. The other kid was just a little bit better. And these Brazilians were losing their fucking mind. It was hilarious.
00:32:26
Fuck Off
What is he, a Brazilian kid?
00:32:28
Rich is a cunt
No.
00:32:30
Matt LaRose
as Brazilians do
00:32:32
Rich is a cunt
It was fucking brilliant.
00:32:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, he goes mental at all those things, but they all do.
00:32:38
Matt LaRose
yeah I've heard that this particular person has gone mental on several occasions on several people while they compete
00:32:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:32:45
Rich is a cunt
Yes. So what was even what was even worse is one of my guys, um this is his first time competing, smoked – like with the IBJJF, like if you're not – like if you haven't competed with them before, like they definitely have seating. So that person's student and got a bye and we had to compete the first round. So we got a quick submission and we were supposed to go against that kid in the second round. Yeah.
00:33:10
Rich is a cunt
Which it wouldn't have been close. My guy is really, really, really good. um But my guy blew out his fucking knee winning his first match.
00:33:16
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:33:17
Rich is a cunt
So we couldn't compete. i would be like fuck. It would have been so much better. So that kid got a buy in the first round, got a buy in the second round, and then lost in the finals.
00:33:26
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:33:28
Rich is a cunt
We got a buy because my guy got injured and couldn't compete.
00:33:31
Matt LaRose
The, uh, it's the crazy, the like luck that happens when you're doing like a, like a tournament like that. Like shit just fucking happens, man.
00:33:36
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:33:39
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, and you know little Derek. he is He's been doing no gi for seven years and is a fucking wizard, and he's been doing the gi for about 10 classes.
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:50
Rich is a cunt
and So I had to give him a blue belt so he could at least not compete in white belt, and he fucking ran through the first kid like it was his job.
00:33:50
Matt LaRose
Nice.
00:33:53
Matt LaRose
Doing that good.
00:33:57
Rich is a cunt
like that kid If he won that day, I probably would have given him his fucking purple belt because he's just really good, but just fragile, Mr.
00:34:03
Matt LaRose
that good
00:34:06
Rich is a cunt
Glass. But Richie, you would have had a good time.
00:34:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. How long was it? Eight hours?
00:34:14
Rich is a cunt
No, what's what's really good about that is i like they give out the schedule way earlier. So I got there at noon one day and was done by 2.30.
00:34:23
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
00:34:23
Rich is a cunt
And then and then then, well, no, it's IBJJF.
00:34:24
Fuck Off
That's different.
00:34:28
Rich is a cunt
So they're pretty organized. And then the next day, i had a couple of kids competing in the Nogi. I got there at 1 o'clock, was done by 3 o'clock.
00:34:36
Matt LaRose
That's pretty dope.
00:34:39
Matt LaRose
Speaking of jujitsu, I'm happy to report that ah jujitsu with the gun store is safe.
00:34:45
Fuck Off
Oh, thank God.
00:34:45
Rich is a cunt
Oh, so they think.
00:34:46
Matt LaRose
not It's not leaving the gun store.
00:34:48
Fuck Off
Thank God. What happened?
00:34:48
Rich is a cunt
Woo.
00:34:49
Fuck Off
Those beauty chicks fucking go on strike.
00:34:49
Matt LaRose
there was a yeah There was some kind of shit where they decided that they weren't going to split it up and they were going to move some shit out of there and they were going to keep the that part of the gun store or the gun store. So they got the mats out and it's the gun store jujitsu club is safe. so
00:35:06
Fuck Off
Oh, thank God.
00:35:07
Matt LaRose
Big Mark let me know that they have a fully automatic MP5.
00:35:07
Rich is a cunt
I know.
00:35:11
Matt LaRose
And he was like, you know, if you wanted to shoot some guns and do jujitsu. I was like, of course I do.
00:35:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's great.
00:35:15
Rich is a cunt
so Wait, wait, will be
00:35:17
Fuck Off
The way that we can rub gun fragment and lead all over each other's faces.
00:35:20
Rich is a cunt
wait. They have they they have a an open bolt MP5 there for sale.
00:35:25
Matt LaRose
I believe it's just for pleasure. I mean, I suppose anything is for...
00:35:29
Rich is a cunt
Oh my God. like Those things are what?
00:35:31
Matt LaRose
so
00:35:31
Rich is a cunt
I think they're like 20 grand for an MP5.
00:35:33
Matt LaRose
Martin, I don't think you should you should go to a gun store or Cabela's in Wisconsin. It's very different than ones around here. It's so lovely place.
00:35:40
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but even if you go up there... Buying an MP5, like Google it. They're 20 grand.
00:35:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You know, Wisconsin.
00:35:50
Fuck Off
I'd get one made.
00:35:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:52
Rich is a cunt
MP5s are awesome. They're nine millimeters, fully fucking auto.
00:35:56
Matt LaRose
but
00:35:56
Rich is a cunt
no
00:35:57
Matt LaRose
Just spraying bullets.
00:35:57
Rich is a cunt
Just sweating.
00:36:00
Matt LaRose
The Aqualad's got his first potential. Sent me my his first ever. He's all grown up. You'll be proud of him. I got the picture message this morning. Does this spot on my arm look like ringworm or not?
00:36:13
Matt LaRose
i said i said I said, most likely, you need to clean your gi.
00:36:13
Rich is a cunt
I haven't seen it, but yes.
00:36:14
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:36:19
Matt LaRose
You guys need to clean the mats. You need to let all your boys know that you have ringworm. I said, at the very least, you should tape your arm. But realistically, you should not roll until that shit's off your arm.
00:36:34
Matt LaRose
Take it from me. Don't fuck around with skin infections.
00:36:37
Rich is a cunt
How the fuck do you get ringworm rolling in a geek?
00:36:39
Matt LaRose
and Well, they do some no-gi and stuff, too.
00:36:42
Rich is a cunt
Like...
00:36:42
Matt LaRose
They do all kinds of...
00:36:43
Fuck Off
people don't wash their shit probably
00:36:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:45
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but I've gotten some shit over the years, but I've never gotten it in the gi ever.
00:36:48
Matt LaRose
I, uh, I did ask him, uh, I said, do you guys clean your mats? And he said they spray them and mop them after every session. So I'm like, that is,
00:36:58
Fuck Off
better than zero that's good
00:36:58
Rich is a cunt
Oh, so. But he probably drives fucking how far to get home.
00:37:02
Matt LaRose
I don't think it's very far. I think it's right downtown. ah Roughly, but not long.
00:37:08
Fuck Off
Speaking of skin infections, do you do you know that like all of those ringworms or athlete's foot and shit like that,
00:37:20
Fuck Off
they can be transferred. That's how most people get jock itch. Jock itch is the same fucking thing as all of that.
00:37:24
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:37:27
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. It's all the same.
00:37:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, but they get it because I was reading this article. i was like, they got it because they're like, Yeah, you're always on your feet or whatever, but before you – when you step into your boxers or whatever, your feet rub up against your boxers and then the fungus is now on your boxers and then it just lives and breathes there.
00:37:48
Matt LaRose
And then you're pinching, rolling your ball sack all fucking day because it's itchy.
00:37:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. So they say that you should always put socks on first and then put your boxers on so that you don't give yourself athlete's foot on your cock and balls.
00:37:52
Matt LaRose
and then
00:38:00
Matt LaRose
What if you're a filthy hippie like me and you walk around in bare feet most of the time?
00:38:05
Fuck Off
Same thing. What's that have to do? Do you walk around without underwear? I do.
00:38:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:09
Rich is a cunt
So I'm going about to jinx myself pretty severely right now.
00:38:09
Matt LaRose
I'm not wearing underwear right now.
00:38:13
Rich is a cunt
I haven't gotten ringworm in about 10 years.
00:38:16
Matt LaRose
Oh, do it, Martin. Don't do it. That's just asking for it.
00:38:20
Rich is a cunt
And I've never gotten athlete's foot or fucking crotch rock or fucking whatever. So the good news is I guess you have to roll to do that. And I haven't rolled in probably a month because I'm fucking fragile-y.
00:38:34
Matt LaRose
Long time longtime listeners might remember that back when we used to record this show at Hafer's house, I famously had like a, it felt like an ingrown hair inside my beard.
00:38:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was.
00:38:46
Matt LaRose
And while we were recording, I fucking scratched my thumb and my thumb went,
00:38:47
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:38:50
Matt LaRose
inside my fucking jaw and I was like oh my god and I ended up getting staph inside my face and that was the that was the first that was the last time that I shaved my beard because the doctor was like you gotta shave your beard man and I shaved my beard and I just had an open wound underneath my fucking jaw because I had it right there it was disgusting
00:39:13
Fuck Off
It's gross.
00:39:14
Matt LaRose
wash your fucking equipment people
00:39:17
Rich is a cunt
Fucking hell.
00:39:17
Fuck Off
But listen, you got to wash your equipment. You have to. And especially, listen, ladies, I'm about to do you a solid.
00:39:26
Matt LaRose
uh
00:39:27
Fuck Off
I've done a lot of research over the years. Watching video, of course, studying film, ah practicing things.
00:39:38
Fuck Off
um Every once in a while, you're going to we're going to get into some uncomfortable subjects, but I promise you're gonna thank me. Every once in a while, you know, when you're in the shower or something and you realize that your beaver is like almost gray against your skin, that means you probably got some type of ringworm action happening in your hooch.
00:40:01
Fuck Off
And you want to go get that taken care of with something called ZZorb at CVS. Just put that in, putter it up for a couple of days. You get rid of that. You're not going to have that gray stain that you think is just a shit stain dripping down from the back of your asshole to your pussy.
00:40:16
Fuck Off
um So get the ZZorb, wear that. That thing will be gone within a week or two and you'll be confident again with having people eat your pussy because I promise you they're not. You stink.
00:40:28
Matt LaRose
It's stunning that we don't have many female listeners on the show.
00:40:32
Fuck Off
We don't? What do you mean? This is fucking, this is cosmopolitan, dude.
00:40:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's crazy. i I can't believe that they wouldn't know that they wouldn't.
00:40:38
Rich is a cunt
I don't even have words to even reply to what you just said Thank you.
00:40:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:42
Fuck Off
How about thank you? Because that's what it's going to be.
00:40:44
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:40:46
Fuck Off
A big thank you, ladies.
00:40:48
Matt LaRose
A big thank you.
00:40:48
Fuck Off
Go take a look. Trust me,
Humorous Advice and TV Series Talk
00:40:50
Fuck Off
if you see some kind of off-color tincture happening in the Netherlands, go get some kind of ZZorb.
00:40:57
Matt LaRose
When it's when it's tulip season.
00:41:00
Fuck Off
You probably have some type of fucking jock itch because you work out all the time, girls, but you're in that little cotton fucking thong, and believe me, keep it on. Trust me, that's not my issue. The issue is it gets moist, and then you go out for fucking...
00:41:14
Fuck Off
Tappas and teenies fucking after the gym and you're sitting there in your own, you know, juices, which again, not a bad thing. I don't mind cleaning that shit up if you know what I'm saying.
00:41:25
Fuck Off
But as it continues to go on and on day after day, you realize that, Oh, look, I've got ringworm in my hoochie and then I just helped. So you're welcome.
00:41:38
Rich is a cunt
Congratulations on that ringworm in your hoochie.
00:41:41
Matt LaRose
Richie, this is from last week, so this might be a little bit dated.
00:41:46
Matt LaRose
I had this past Friday off and decided to watch a movie. I didn't really know what to watch, so I was doom-scrolling through Apple TV and decided on two movies. The first one being one that i probably wouldn't normally watch, and the second just looked a little strange and I never heard of it.
00:42:04
Matt LaRose
my decision was to watch My decision to watch both movies was based solely on the actors in them in the hopes that they could provide some entertainment.
00:42:14
Matt LaRose
Are you prepared?
00:42:15
Fuck Off
um I'm actually interested already. Can you hear
00:42:18
Rich is a cunt
Are you on the floor?
00:42:20
Matt LaRose
I don't know what's happening right now.
00:42:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:42:21
Matt LaRose
This is what happens this this is what happens and then Richie freezes and we have to pause for 10 minutes because it fucking mutt.
00:42:27
Fuck Off
No, here I am.
00:42:29
Matt LaRose
First, in what turned out to be a truly prophetic choice, was 2024's Conclave, a drama starring Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, and John Lithgow.
00:42:42
Matt LaRose
This movie...
00:42:42
Fuck Off
Oh, this is the yeah that the priest thing or something, right? With the cardinals and popes.
00:42:48
Matt LaRose
This movie is about the death of the Pope and the process of electing a new Pope.
00:42:52
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:42:55
Matt LaRose
Very topical, very prophetic. Told you, prophet prophetic.
00:43:01
Fuck Off
It's topical.
00:43:02
Matt LaRose
Three weeks after the death of the Pope, a conclave of cardinals from around the world attend the Vatican to begin the process of electing the new Pope from among their res ranks.
00:43:02
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:43:13
Matt LaRose
Ralph Fiennes' character is the cardinal in charge of the proceedings. Just before they begin, he is alerted that there may be some question as to the nature of the last meeting that the Pope had before his death, which was with John Lithgow's character.
00:43:28
Fuck Off
played by J.D.
00:43:28
Matt LaRose
Ralph
00:43:29
Fuck Off
Vance.
00:43:31
Matt LaRose
Ralph Fiennes must now preside over the Conclave while also trying to unravel a possible conspiracy from within some of the Cardinals. Overall, this movie was okay.
00:43:43
Matt LaRose
The mystery is compelling enough, but doesn't really pay off as well as I would have liked. I can see how some super-religious fundamentalists might be, let's say, upset or shocked with the ultimate outcome, but as I just found it to be meh as best at best.
00:44:00
Matt LaRose
The process of electing a new pope has already been been done in movies before, most notably in the 2004 classic Euro Trip, Like Vinnie Jones the soccer hooligan said, i've just had a about and i' just about had enough ah about sorry I've just about had enough of you fucking eye ties.
00:44:24
Matt LaRose
By the way, Eurotrip is one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:44:27
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, that chick just croaked.
00:44:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she died. She her she had liver failure.
00:44:33
Fuck Off
Which one?
00:44:33
Rich is a cunt
It's funny, like, people like that don't have liver, i mean that have liver failure, and then there's people like Richie that don't.
00:44:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's wild.
00:44:40
Fuck Off
What was her name?
00:44:42
Matt LaRose
Hot girl from Eurotrip.
00:44:45
Rich is a cunt
Literally. Literally.
00:44:46
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:44:48
Fuck Off
Is that the one who killed herself?
00:44:50
Matt LaRose
No, she died. She needed a liver transplant. They couldn't give her one
00:44:56
Fuck Off
She's white.
00:44:58
Rich is a cunt
She was.
00:44:59
Matt LaRose
her one. Her name was Michelle Thratchenberg. Yeah.
00:45:02
Fuck Off
Oh, and yeah, I saw that. That's where she's from, huh?
00:45:06
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:45:06
Rich is a cunt
Okay.
00:45:08
Matt LaRose
Next up, I watched another movie from 2024. This one I had never heard of previously. It's called Psychotherapy, the shallow tale of a writer who decided to write about a serial killer.
00:45:20
Matt LaRose
Oh, wait.
00:45:25
Matt LaRose
That's a weird name. Therapy, the shallow tale of a writer who decided to write about a serial killer. A dark comedy drama starring Steve Buscemi,
00:45:37
Fuck Off
I love Steve Buscemi.
00:45:37
Matt LaRose
just Steve Buscemi is unbelievable. John Marigo and Brit Lower. Keen, played by John Marigo, is a writer and not a very good one.
00:45:49
Matt LaRose
in fact In fact, he's been working on his latest book about how the last Neanderthal man on Earth for the pla for the past four years.
00:46:01
Matt LaRose
He's married to Susie, played by Brit Lower, who secretly despises him and wants a divorce.
00:46:07
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:46:07
Matt LaRose
One day at a dinner after talking with his agent, Keen is approached by a man named Colamec, played by Steve Buscemi, who says that he loves his last book and offers to help him with his new book as long as he changes the subject matter.
00:46:24
Matt LaRose
He offers to be a counselor to him to write the book about a serial killer, something he knows a bit about as he is a retired serial killer. Through a strange series of events, Columic is invited to Keen's house in the middle of the night and they wake up his wife, who thinks he brought home a marriage counselor.
00:46:34
Rich is a cunt
with
00:46:45
Matt LaRose
Columic pretends to be their marriage counselor while also counseling Keen on serial killer habits. This turns into Susie thinking that Keen is trying to kill her and leads her to follow Keen and Kilumic while they perform some questionable actions throughout the town.
00:47:03
Matt LaRose
This is a weird one and I'm not totally sure how I feel about it. It definitely has some funny moments and was fairly interesting, but it ended very abruptly and leaves you with a lot of questions.
00:47:14
Matt LaRose
I have my assumptions about what went on, but I don't know if I am anywhere close or not. I watched this purely because Steve Buscemi was in it, so for that it was worthwhile as his character was pretty good.
00:47:27
Matt LaRose
Lastly, i watched episode two of The Last of Us season two, and the sure did thing. And the sure did the thing. And they sure did the thing.
00:47:38
Matt LaRose
He didn't write that correctly. I wonder how many people who haven't played the game will react to this one. That one's leading to Martin, if Martin has seen The Last of Us or not.
00:47:48
Fuck Off
I've never played the game.
00:47:48
Rich is a cunt
and so i I'm caught up on The Last of Us.
00:47:52
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm.
00:47:54
Rich is a cunt
Which by the way, that little dark haired Lesbo situation, not unhappy about that.
00:48:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, there's a whole...
00:48:05
Fuck Off
It's a video game.
00:48:05
Matt LaRose
Dina.
00:48:06
Fuck Off
They have lesbians in video games.
00:48:07
Matt LaRose
They sure do, pal.
00:48:08
Rich is a cunt
Oh, listen, Richie, some shit went sideways on the first episode of the year. And I'm sure a lot of people were upset, but that, oh, was it whatever, but that girl,
00:48:17
Matt LaRose
As the second episode. Yeah.
00:48:23
Fuck Off
I don't watch it.
00:48:23
Matt LaRose
Dina. Dina.
00:48:23
Fuck Off
I've never seen it.
00:48:24
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, I don't know her name, but she's she's all right.
00:48:29
Fuck Off
I'll try to watch that Buscemi one.
00:48:31
Matt LaRose
I was say, that sounds like it's right up your alley.
00:48:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, it does.
00:48:34
Matt LaRose
Even the Pope, even the Pope one's right up your alley.
00:48:34
Rich is a cunt
No. but
00:48:38
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, Richie, I think you would like The Last of Us.
00:48:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:48:42
Matt LaRose
No, he would hate it.
00:48:42
Fuck Off
I
00:48:43
Rich is a cunt
Really?
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
There's no, there's no way he would like it.
00:48:45
Fuck Off
don't...
00:48:45
Rich is a cunt
don't know. I'm enjoying it, and I'm not like...
00:48:47
Matt LaRose
Listen, no, it's a great fucking show, but he's an asshole and a fucking idiot and he won't like it. He'll bitch about it. He'll be like, oh, sci-fi.
00:48:54
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:48:54
Matt LaRose
Nope.
00:48:54
Rich is a cunt
and
00:48:55
Matt LaRose
Nope. They got fucking fungus. Nope. Doesn't make sense to me. Nope.
00:48:59
Rich is a cunt
how I don't know.
00:49:00
Fuck Off
I just fucking stupid now. yeah
00:49:02
Matt LaRose
You would like it. You would like it, but you wouldn't look past it.
00:49:04
Rich is a cunt
It's...
00:49:04
Fuck Off
I live in a fucking underground fucking plant.
00:49:10
Rich is a cunt
The thing is, the sci-fi part of it is like this much.
00:49:13
Matt LaRose
It's this much. It's this much, but he doesn't care.
00:49:15
Rich is a cunt
It's literally this much.
00:49:16
Matt LaRose
He's a fucking asshole. that's The problem is he's a fucking asshole.
00:49:20
Rich is a cunt
It's more human-on-human fucking apocalypse shit.
00:49:21
Fuck Off
I like, you know, what was great.
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
It's more human than human.
00:49:26
Fuck Off
You know, it was a great video game movie. Hitman. I watched that with Timothy Olyphant.
00:49:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. There you go.
00:49:32
Fuck Off
Is this as good as that?
00:49:34
Rich is a cunt
I have never seen it.
00:49:35
Matt LaRose
It's better than that. you would You would love the character.
00:49:37
Fuck Off
No way.
00:49:39
Matt LaRose
It's a character study, and that's why it's so good, but you won't.
00:49:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:49:42
Matt LaRose
You'll be like, oh, I'm a fucking big douchebag, and I'm not going to watch it, so I'll go it.
00:49:45
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, Richie, you would like the characters.
00:49:46
Fuck Off
not to um of nick tuba I'm I'm still watching samurai movies. That's all I care about.
00:49:51
Rich is a cunt
and And you would like that little black, dark-haired lesbian girl.
00:49:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:49:55
Fuck Off
I like darkhead lesbians and black lesbians.
00:49:58
Rich is a cunt
Well, no, she's not black. She's got dark hair, and she's white. don't know, she...
00:50:01
Fuck Off
I don't see color. I see lesbians.
00:50:07
Matt LaRose
She's sexy.
00:50:08
Rich is a cunt
ah you you You can see color, but not lesbians, I think.
00:50:13
Fuck Off
No, I can see lesbians for
00:50:13
Rich is a cunt
I see dead people, Richie.
00:50:18
Matt LaRose
Richie, did you see that ah John Cena became the winningest wwe WWE champion of all time at WrestleMania?
00:50:26
Fuck Off
sure. No, I really didn't.
00:50:28
Matt LaRose
Came back as ah as a heel. It was really unbelievable. He's crushing it now. It's great.
00:50:33
Fuck Off
Why does he... I don't get why he and The Rock still wrestle when they're fucking dominating Hollywood.
00:50:38
Matt LaRose
Because they're the they're the two best that can still do it somewhat.
00:50:41
Rich is a cunt
Actually, that's probably a good Sugui, Richie, right?
00:50:41
Fuck Off
So what?
00:50:44
Matt LaRose
that's That's exactly why I brought it up. I had to mention John Cena because john because it's unbelievable. But the real reason was I sent you a movie trailer and I didn't know if you watched it or not.
00:50:54
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:50:55
Rich is a cunt
Oh, dude, it looks so fucking good.
00:50:57
Fuck Off
absolutely watched
00:50:58
Rich is a cunt
It looks so fucking good. I'm so fine.
00:50:59
Matt LaRose
I got to go upstairs.
00:51:00
Rich is a cunt
not
00:51:01
Fuck Off
And the rumors, the rumors I heard, which was The Rock kind of sucked and was fucking it up.
00:51:06
Matt LaRose
No fucking way, dude.
00:51:07
Fuck Off
Not from what I just saw. think that movie looks awesome.
00:51:09
Matt LaRose
No way, dude.
00:51:09
Rich is a cunt
No way. He looks perfect. Bader even looks like he fits in Coleman.
00:51:12
Matt LaRose
it's um Dude, it's unbelievable how much they fought how much he looks like Mark Kerr and how much Bader looks like Mark Holman.
00:51:14
Rich is a cunt
It's awesome.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
Actually, Mark Holman took a picture with Ryan Bader the other day, them both having their shirts off, and they look like the same fucking person. Ryan Bader looks like Mark Holman's kid.
00:51:27
Rich is a cunt
It's awesome.
00:51:29
Matt LaRose
They're built the same fucking Sasquatch fucking Midwestern farm boy way.
00:51:34
Fuck Off
I
00:51:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, wrestlers, dude.
00:51:35
Rich is a cunt
Fucking awesome. I am so fired up for this.
00:51:38
Matt LaRose
i gotta go I gotta go upstairs and fucking dig, but I have the Smashing Machine on DVD somewhere.
00:51:38
Rich is a cunt
Okay, right.
00:51:43
Matt LaRose
I gotta watch that again.
00:51:44
Fuck Off
yeah sure do. I know exactly where it is.
00:51:46
Matt LaRose
gotta watch that again before this comes out, because it's fucking awesome.
00:51:50
Rich is a cunt
No doubt.
00:51:51
Matt LaRose
Emily Blunt is his just psycho fucking smoke show fucking insane bre broad fucking crazy.
00:51:52
Rich is a cunt
Hey, nice.
00:51:53
Fuck Off
I know I saw that too. Blimey. look
00:51:59
Fuck Off
liing
00:52:04
Fuck Off
Speaking of serial killers, there's one in New England, huh?
00:52:06
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, we have one up here.
00:52:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, what's going on with that? Yeah.
00:52:10
Fuck Off
What's up with that?
00:52:10
Rich is a cunt
Rhode Island, Connecticut situation.
00:52:12
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:52:12
Fuck Off
they Who's he killing?
00:52:13
Rich is a cunt
but
00:52:13
Fuck Off
Hookers?
00:52:14
Rich is a cunt
Bitches.
00:52:16
Fuck Off
Always.
00:52:17
Matt LaRose
Every time I keep seeing a thing, it's like, it's like they don't want you to think that they're not saying there's a serial killer, but all signs are pointing. It's like, there's a serial killer and they don't want to say anything because they're scared to fucking...
00:52:28
Fuck Off
Well, what's the comments at?
00:52:29
Rich is a cunt
Because there's fucking 13 missing girls in the last month.
00:52:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:32
Fuck Off
that doesn't mean they're serial killers. It could just mean there's a gang of El Salvadorans fucking transporting them over the fucking border.
00:52:41
Rich is a cunt
Okay.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
Allegedly.
00:52:42
Fuck Off
Like that guy who got deported to El Salvador that everyone's bitching about.
00:52:49
Rich is a cunt
Like, oh, just because he has a tattoo?
00:52:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, he was a fucking... He's a fucking...
00:52:51
Rich is a cunt
Like, yeah.
00:52:52
Fuck Off
He worked for the guy who's gang member, as is he, and he got stopped transporting fucking people, and the cops didn't do shit. Do
00:53:03
Matt LaRose
It's awesome how they try to litigate literally every single, like, illegal immigrant. They're like, oh, what about this? What about this? What about this? it's like, fuck off.
00:53:13
Rich is a cunt
So what do you, this, this may rub some of our liberal um listeners the wrong way, but um probably, probably let's hope so.
00:53:19
Fuck Off
we have any?
00:53:22
Fuck Off
I hope so.
00:53:24
Rich is a cunt
um
00:53:25
Fuck Off
I sure do.
00:53:26
Rich is a cunt
I didn't realize, and maybe this is my ignorance that every time you drive by a hotel, that's like not an old hotel, but a newer hotel that has all the signs covered. That's where all the illegals are living.
00:53:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, that makes sense.
00:53:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:53:41
Rich is a cunt
Like, so when we're driving up down Fortune Boulevard, you see all the signs covered and there's like three cars in the parking lot. And then you see in the window, there's like babies in the window.
00:53:51
Rich is a cunt
It's like, oh, that's where they're putting all the illegals.
00:53:53
Matt LaRose
That makes sense.
00:53:55
Rich is a cunt
like
00:53:55
Matt LaRose
It's funny because I drove by one of the one of the hotels in Milford. I'm like, did they close this place? What's happening?
00:54:00
Rich is a cunt
No, no, no.
00:54:01
Matt LaRose
Huh.
00:54:01
Fuck Off
thanks to Yeah, essentially, yes, it's closed.
00:54:01
Rich is a cunt
They're open. They're open.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:05
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but it's cruel it's close and the state is paying to have these
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:05
Fuck Off
That's their house forever.
Social Issues and Fight Night Recap
00:54:10
Rich is a cunt
people live there, which is great for the business owners because the state's just, you know, no vacancy filled up every night.
00:54:16
Fuck Off
i don't I don't know that that's true though. I think they took over some of them and are just paying them like nothing.
00:54:26
Rich is a cunt
Well, if I owned a business and the state was like, hey, I'm just going to pay for all of your rooms, I'd be like, definitely, let's do that.
00:54:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, but they're saying, I'm going to pay you this much money for all of your rooms.
00:54:35
Rich is a cunt
And I don't have to clean the rooms because these people...
00:54:35
Matt LaRose
Yes.
00:54:41
Fuck Off
That's all we have. It's a hundred thousand dollars. And you could easily make $500,000 if you were doing it properly.
00:54:50
Rich is a cunt
No, then shit in your hand and squeeze it, you fucking...
00:54:53
Fuck Off
You can't.
00:54:53
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:54:55
Rich is a cunt
You can't?
00:54:55
Fuck Off
We're telling you this is what we're going to do.
00:54:58
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but and those business owners could sue the fuck out of the state.
00:54:58
Fuck Off
We're taking your hotel. yeah and me Maybe you're not understanding. I'm taking your hotel for this much money I'm giving you. And that's how it's going to be because we're the state.
00:55:11
Matt LaRose
it's eminent domain that's right we need to help these people
00:55:11
Fuck Off
Because we're a sanctuary city. That's what we do.
00:55:16
Rich is a cunt
So can we just call ICE and just be like, hey, Fortune Boulevard shit's getting fucking real dicey.
00:55:19
Fuck Off
No.
00:55:21
Matt LaRose
and
00:55:22
Fuck Off
You can't.
00:55:22
Matt LaRose
unfortunately because of people like Mayor Wu and Elizabeth Warren you can't yeah yes
00:55:26
Rich is a cunt
The Indian?
00:55:28
Fuck Off
So this is what the whole this is what the whole argument is about right now, where federal troops going in being prevented from doing their jobs, which is deporting these people, and he's going after all of the liberal cities, Boston being one of them, San Francisco, o of them.
00:55:29
Rich is a cunt
And the racist Asian?
00:55:30
Matt LaRose
yes
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
Chicago.
00:55:48
Rich is a cunt
We should call ICE on the on the the line here and just see, like, hey, can you guys go over and find out what's going on?
00:55:55
Matt LaRose
What's that dude's name? The borders are guy, Tom Holman or whatever. That dude fucking loves to just torture like the fucking media people.
00:56:07
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. It's just weird.
00:56:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:09
Rich is a cunt
But, like, if you drive down Fortune Boulevard and you look up there, there's, like, literally, like, three-year-olds, like, hanging out the window.
00:56:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't drive down Fortune Boulevard.
00:56:19
Rich is a cunt
Well, I need to go to the Restaurant Depot today, so I had to go over there.
00:56:19
Fuck Off
That'll help me there.
00:56:22
Rich is a cunt
The place awesome.
00:56:22
Matt LaRose
oh shit
00:56:25
Fuck Off
Restaurant Depot rules.
00:56:27
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, well, you have to drive down Fortune Boulevard to get there.
00:56:29
Fuck Off
Not the one I go to.
00:56:31
Rich is a cunt
Mm-hmm.
00:56:33
Matt LaRose
richie did you see they had the uh those heaviest mma fight and like ever was marius puginowski versus eddie hall
00:56:43
Fuck Off
saw...
00:56:43
Matt LaRose
They were both like 360 pounds and Eddie Hall knocked out Puginowski in like 30 seconds.
00:56:48
Fuck Off
Not surprising.
00:56:50
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:56:52
Fuck Off
Has Pujanowski ever fought?
00:56:54
Matt LaRose
We didn't, we, we saw him in a against moves at Tim Sylvia, right?
00:56:54
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, we saw him live. What the
00:56:57
Matt LaRose
At Moosin. Yeah. And Wister. Remember that card way back in the day? That was a good fucking time.
00:57:06
Rich is a cunt
yep what the hell was the name of that event?
00:57:07
Fuck Off
How'd they get licenses to fight?
00:57:10
Matt LaRose
Dude, they did it in Russia.
00:57:11
Fuck Off
Oh, wow. Yeah, I read.
00:57:14
Matt LaRose
did i Did you see the video? I thought I sent it to you.
00:57:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, you did. i did.
00:57:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:18
Rich is a cunt
Moosin. Moosin event. That's what it was.
00:57:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was Moosen, yeah.
00:57:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's right.
00:57:22
Matt LaRose
the one The one in Russia was, that was like KSW or whatever the fuck it's called, but the one in Worcester was Moosen. Because that was when I was, when Eves Edwards fought fucking Mike Campbell.
00:57:33
Rich is a cunt
Mike Campbell. Yep. And Campbell won, but shouldn't have. He got the hometown decision.
00:57:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:38
Rich is a cunt
he He actually powerbombed him.
00:57:40
Matt LaRose
was say, but yeah, that's right. He powerbombed him. Picked him right up off the mat. did you watch the Did you watch the UFC fight night last week?
00:57:46
Rich is a cunt
I sure did.
00:57:50
Rich is a cunt
i sure did
00:57:50
Fuck Off
Actually, I did, man. Every fucking single fight on that card was great.
00:57:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. They were all like a ton of finishes and fucking.
00:58:00
Fuck Off
Every single fight. I watched the prelims. I watched them all.
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:04
Fuck Off
they were The girls started off the fucking night. There was a brutal fucking knockout.
00:58:07
Matt LaRose
Jocelyn Edwards, the Panamanian girl, and locked out knocked out the girl in first round.
00:58:12
Fuck Off
You don't see chicks getting knocked out often, but when you do, it's just as awesome as a dude getting knocked out. I'll tell you that.
00:58:18
Matt LaRose
Maybe even better. Timothy Cumbia knocked out Roberto Romero in the second round.
00:58:24
Fuck Off
Loved it all.
00:58:25
Matt LaRose
Third fight, Jacqueline Arum submitted Pollyanna Viana in the second round.
00:58:30
Fuck Off
That was awesome.
00:58:30
Rich is a cunt
Jacqueline, her jiu-jitsu is fucking sick.
00:58:33
Fuck Off
That was, shit she was like a wet blanket, just sucking the life out of her.
00:58:33
Rich is a cunt
So sick.
00:58:39
Matt LaRose
Then you had Malcolm Wellmaker knocking out Cameron Saman.
00:58:43
Fuck Off
Gotta love the KOs.
00:58:44
Matt LaRose
Your man Damone Blackshear won a decision.
00:58:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I was actually surprised, but that was a good fight too.
00:58:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Alatang Helly. Chris Gucci-Aries did a decision over John Castaneda.
00:58:54
Rich is a cunt
sick.
00:58:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's when I started saying, all right, maybe, maybe this fight's not going to go.
00:59:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:04
Fuck Off
All right, let's get back on track. And then finally.
00:59:11
Matt LaRose
Finally what?
00:59:12
Fuck Off
Well, then we get.
00:59:12
Rich is a cunt
Oh, I thought he froze again.
00:59:13
Fuck Off
like
00:59:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. You're like, finally, I'm still on the prelims. Like, what?
00:59:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:59:18
Matt LaRose
There was three decisions in a row after that, all on the prelims.
00:59:21
Fuck Off
Yeah. And then you get to the go ahead.
00:59:23
Matt LaRose
Then on the main card, you get Iskram Alaskirov knocked out Andre Munoz in the first round.
00:59:25
Fuck Off
Bango.
00:59:32
Fuck Off
great That was just great.
00:59:37
Matt LaRose
what i This one I saw was great. ri My boy Randy Rude Boy Brown got a second round knockout over Nicholas Dalby.
00:59:44
Fuck Off
Rude Boy.
00:59:44
Rich is a cunt
Let's fucking go. love that dude.
00:59:46
Fuck Off
Rude Boy is a man.
00:59:49
Matt LaRose
He's fucking awesome, man. Yeah,
00:59:51
Fuck Off
yeah He's a big sucker.
00:59:52
Rich is a cunt
My favorite Jamaican.
00:59:54
Matt LaRose
dude.
00:59:55
Rich is a cunt
Maybe the only Jamaican I know or don't know.
00:59:57
Fuck Off
Isn't Al Jermaine Sterling Jamaican now?
01:00:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the Funkman.
01:00:00
Rich is a cunt
yeah
01:00:01
Matt LaRose
He's Jamaican, and then Leon's Jamaican by way of England.
01:00:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:00:06
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, well, the rude boy is fucking Jamaican Jamaican and he's fucking awesome.
01:00:09
Fuck Off
Yeah. He's my, he's my guy. i like that kid.
01:00:13
Matt LaRose
You had ah
01:00:13
Rich is a cunt
I think everybody likes him. You're weird if you don't like him. He's awesome.
01:00:18
Matt LaRose
Abus Magamov did a decision over Michel Piera.
01:00:22
Fuck Off
Michelle.
01:00:23
Matt LaRose
This dude always has a walkout dance and then goes and gets smoked in a fight.
01:00:23
Fuck Off
And you know, yeah, but it was honestly like a, it was an interesting fight because, um, Michelle was hesitant all night. They were both in great shape, but the it was it was a good fight.
01:00:36
Fuck Off
I don't think it was a bad fight.
01:00:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. you had David Onama doing winning a decision over Giga Chickadazzy.
01:00:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, i was getting high during that.
01:00:48
Matt LaRose
This is the fight that I couldn't wait for you to to to talk to you guys about. In the co-main event of the evening, the Loser Leave Town match, Zhang Mingyang beat the holy fuck out of Anthony Lionheart Smith.
01:01:00
Rich is a cunt
We all saw that coming, though.
01:01:03
Matt LaRose
I gotta tell you, i'd never been a Lionheart guy. I'm finally glad that this experiment's finally over.
01:01:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, me too.
01:01:10
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening, Ian Machado Gary defeated my guy Carlos Pratis via five-round decision.
01:01:19
Matt LaRose
lot side-to-side movement. but
01:01:21
Fuck Off
Yeah. um the In my opinion, the prelims were better than the main event, than the main cards.
01:01:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I agree with that.
01:01:32
Fuck Off
But, you know, I'm not... It was a free fight night, so you can't complain. And when they start off strong, it just sets a good tone anyway. But Machado, I hate the fucking guy.
01:01:44
Fuck Off
i hope he does get fucking blown out by Buckley.
01:01:48
Rich is a cunt
The thing is, he's good. He's a douchebag, but he's good.
01:01:53
Fuck Off
He is good.
01:01:54
Matt LaRose
He is good.
01:01:55
Fuck Off
But he's about to get Rory McDonald by someone.
01:01:59
Matt LaRose
who
01:02:02
Matt LaRose
Richie, you got fights this weekend. Free fight night this weekend.
01:02:05
Fuck Off
What do we got?
01:02:06
Matt LaRose
this This is corn Fred straight from Iowa, baby.
01:02:06
Fuck Off
Anything better?
01:02:09
Rich is a cunt
you.
01:02:10
Matt LaRose
UFC
Upcoming UFC Event Analysis
01:02:11
Matt LaRose
Iowa this weekend.
01:02:12
Fuck Off
I'm already
01:02:15
Fuck Off
excited.
01:02:18
Matt LaRose
Well, you won't be excited about this. The prelims start at 7 p.m.
01:02:22
Fuck Off
That's not good unless there are only two of them.
01:02:22
Rich is a cunt
a
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
That's a tough one. Uh, opening up the, uh, prelim card with the women, Richie first fight of the night, Julianna Miller taking on Ivana Petrovic and this Petrovic chick.
01:02:29
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:02:37
Matt LaRose
I don't know who she is, but she's from Croatia.
01:02:40
Fuck Off
I got her.
01:02:40
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, honestly, both of them are not very good.
01:02:43
Matt LaRose
That's the Croatian chick.
01:02:43
Rich is a cunt
um
01:02:45
Fuck Off
I'll take her.
01:02:48
Matt LaRose
I'll take the Croatian chick.
01:02:50
Fuck Off
She's three and three.
01:02:52
Rich is a cunt
No, yeah that's the other one is.
01:02:52
Matt LaRose
Uh,
01:02:55
Matt LaRose
The Juliana Miller is plus 190. Ivana is a minus 230. So there you go.
01:03:01
Fuck Off
I got her.
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
You got the Corn Fred heavyweights, both from America, Thomas Peterson versus Dante Mays.
01:03:10
Fuck Off
Oh, I love this. This is going to be great night of fights.
01:03:13
Matt LaRose
yeah And then you got, oh, fucking, this is ah actually an awesome fight by a couple of good kickboxers. Gaston Bolanos versus Quang Lee from Vietnam. That's a couple of, I watched Gaston Bolanos fight straight Muay Thai for years before the UFC.
01:03:28
Fuck Off
That's going to be a really good fight, actually. It's going to be real technical, and they both have real distinct stand-up.
01:03:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:33
Fuck Off
So that's kind of going to be an exciting fight, too.
01:03:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's a good one. Bolanos a minus 142. Quang Lee a plus 120. <unk>yingly a plus one twenty
01:03:42
Fuck Off
I can see that. Those those Asians aren't very durable.
01:03:47
Matt LaRose
Going back to the ladies, Rich, another ladies fight.
01:03:48
Rich is a cunt
if
01:03:50
Matt LaRose
This isn't the last one of the night. There's more than this one, but you have ah Mariana Rodriguez, number nine, strawweight, taking on number 12, Jillian Robertson.
01:03:59
Rich is a cunt
This is actually a great fight.
01:04:01
Matt LaRose
It is a good fight.
01:04:03
Fuck Off
Where is this fight there? Jillian Robinson is probably going to win this fight.
01:04:05
Rich is a cunt
Iowa. I believe this is in Iowa.
01:04:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Iowa.
01:04:10
Fuck Off
Huh. I'm going to root for Rodriguez, but I think Jillian's going to win this fight because she keeps winning fights.
01:04:16
Matt LaRose
Julian Robertson, a minus 325.
01:04:17
Rich is a cunt
Iowa.
01:04:19
Matt LaRose
Rodriguez, a plus 260.
01:04:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah, see?
01:04:21
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, those odds are probably pretty accurate.
01:04:28
Matt LaRose
Then you have Ryan Loader taking on Asmat Bekov. So ah I'll take that, Ruski.
01:04:33
Fuck Off
That's bad.
01:04:36
Matt LaRose
Headlining the prelims, Richie, Yana Santos, blonde Russian chick married to a Brazilian, taking on Misha Cupcake Tate.
01:04:46
Fuck Off
Really? Well,
01:04:46
Matt LaRose
Misha Tate.
01:04:47
Rich is a cunt
this is The thing is, this should be a loser Leafs Town match too.
01:04:50
Matt LaRose
It should be.
01:04:50
Fuck Off
it is. It's going to be Misha losing. so
01:04:53
Matt LaRose
Misha's a minus one.
01:04:53
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. Santos just had a kid. She's coming off of a fucking child.
01:04:58
Fuck Off
Misha Tate's coming off of a decade.
01:05:01
Matt LaRose
Misha Tate's a minus 142. Yana's a plus 120. We
01:05:04
Rich is a cunt
So, all right. So Vegas has fucking Tate as the favorite.
01:05:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got i got Yana. No.
01:05:11
Rich is a cunt
I'd say you want to bet, but we're not into that anymore.
01:05:13
Fuck Off
No.
01:05:14
Matt LaRose
we don't like to bet anymore. The main card on ESPN2 starts at 10 p.m. It's painful.
01:05:22
Fuck Off
Seems aggressive.
01:05:24
Matt LaRose
Making his return to the UFC cage after a short but very effective stint in bare-knuckle boxing, Jeremy Lil Heathen Stevens returns against Mason Jones, a Welshman.
01:05:24
Rich is a cunt
So,
01:05:37
Fuck Off
I think this is great.
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
a welshman
01:05:40
Fuck Off
Give him a last ride, baby.
01:05:41
Matt LaRose
If you want to make some money, Jeremy Stevens a plus 425, Mason Jones a minus 575.
01:05:49
Fuck Off
I'm already going to watch this fight just because That's going to be a chip on his shoulder, and the guy's got hands of stone.
01:05:56
Matt LaRose
And he's got something to fucking prove. He say it says it in all of his interviews. I belong here. I'm letting everybody know i fucking belong here.
01:06:04
Fuck Off
No, no, listen. He's not going to win. I just think it's going to be a great fight.
01:06:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, right. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:09
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and
01:06:09
Rich is a cunt
No, Jeremy's not going to win. Those odds are accurate.
01:06:14
Matt LaRose
ah You got Cameron Smotheren versus Surrey High Sydney. and don't know who either of those guys are.
01:06:21
Rich is a cunt
Sorry. This
01:06:23
Matt LaRose
Montel Jackson versus Daniel Marcos. Here we go. In the featured bout of the evening, Santiago Ponzinibbio takes on Daniel Rodriguez.
01:06:35
Rich is a cunt
is actually a good fight.
01:06:36
Matt LaRose
That'll be a good fight. Yeah.
01:06:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:06:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:41
Fuck Off
Ponsonibbio is probably going to piece him up, but I don't like
01:06:45
Rich is a cunt
No, nobody likes him.
01:06:46
Matt LaRose
Ponzinibbio a minus 122 Rodriguez a plus 102 yeah
01:06:51
Rich is a cunt
Ah, so even even pretty close to even money fight.
01:06:53
Matt LaRose
yeah in the co-main event of the evening now this is an interesting fight you have former 1FC champion Rainier DeRitter taking on American wrestling standout Bo Nickel in Iowa wrestling country
01:06:59
Rich is a cunt
It is.
01:07:09
Fuck Off
Oh, wow. Really?
01:07:13
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, what is Bo Nickel, like a minus 1375?
01:07:17
Matt LaRose
O'Nickel a minus 325. Renier Derrider a plus 260.
01:07:22
Rich is a cunt
ah this
01:07:24
Fuck Off
DeRitter is fucking really good.
01:07:24
Rich is a cunt
he's actually ranked.
01:07:27
Matt LaRose
Derrider is really...
01:07:27
Rich is a cunt
He is really good.
01:07:29
Fuck Off
So it's really going to come down to his takedown defense.
01:07:29
Rich is a cunt
and what is Is he ranked 10?
01:07:32
Fuck Off
He's not going to stop all of his things, but can bode... Fuck, this is a good fight.
01:07:38
Rich is a cunt
So one thing about this is – Oh, go ahead, Matty.
01:07:38
Matt LaRose
Derrider's number...
01:07:40
Matt LaRose
Derrider's number 13.
01:07:42
Rich is a cunt
All right, so he's in the top 15. But one thing about Bo is he can wrestle the fuck out of you, but he struggles with takedowns and striking. Like he just wants to grapple you in.
01:07:53
Fuck Off
yeah
01:07:53
Rich is a cunt
Somebody that starts hitting him a bunch is going to cause some problems.
01:07:58
Fuck Off
But I don't know if... I'm going with DeRitter here in the upset.
01:08:05
Matt LaRose
Is that an upset?
01:08:05
Fuck Off
I think this...
01:08:05
Rich is a cunt
I'm not going to...
01:08:05
Fuck Off
I've seen him fight twice. I think he's good.
01:08:09
Matt LaRose
I think he's good too.
01:08:12
Fuck Off
Now, listen. If Bo comes out and steams roll, um steamer I wouldn't be surprised. But this is a good test for him.
01:08:18
Matt LaRose
and ah It absolutely
Casual Chit-Chat
01:08:19
Matt LaRose
is. It's a wrestler in wrestling country. he's go to The place is going to have his back, that's for sure.
01:08:24
Fuck Off
I have his back. It's fucking awesome.
01:08:26
Matt LaRose
What... ah
01:08:27
Rich is a cunt
yeah um
01:08:28
Matt LaRose
got to be There's got to be a reason they're doing it in Iowa. They got to be like, who's from Iowa that they can like induct into the Hall of Fame or something like that?
01:08:36
Fuck Off
All of them.
01:08:36
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. Well, the thing is, they haven't been to Iowa since like UFC 35 or something.
01:08:38
Fuck Off
hat millage harkin Matt Matt Robbie Lawler.
01:08:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, he's already in. He's in. He's in this year.
01:08:47
Fuck Off
Is Pat Milicich in?
01:08:47
Rich is a cunt
Jens Pulver?
01:08:48
Matt LaRose
Maybe...
01:08:48
Rich is a cunt
Pat Miletic.
01:08:50
Matt LaRose
I think Jens is in. Jens went in like last year.
01:08:52
Fuck Off
Well, Pat Miletic should be in if he's not.
01:08:55
Matt LaRose
i don't know if they...
01:08:55
Rich is a cunt
Tony Fricklin. They I don't think he gets along with anybody anymore other than Donald Trump.
01:08:58
Matt LaRose
I don't know if ah if they would put him in because I don't know if he gets along with the UFC or not.
01:09:05
Fuck Off
Guy was an all-time bout.
01:09:06
Matt LaRose
I don't know. It's going to be
01:09:10
Matt LaRose
true. In the main event of the evening, ban number four, number five, Bantamweights, Corey Sandhagen taking on Richie's boy, Davison Figueredo.
01:09:21
Matt LaRose
Figgy.
01:09:21
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:09:22
Rich is a cunt
Great fight.
01:09:22
Fuck Off
Come on, Stiggy.
01:09:24
Matt LaRose
Sandhagen a minus 500, Figgy plus 380. Yeah.
01:09:26
Fuck Off
What? No fucking way.
01:09:28
Rich is a cunt
What is correct?
01:09:30
Fuck Off
Are you for real?
01:09:30
Rich is a cunt
You know what?
01:09:30
Matt LaRose
Both of your faces.
01:09:31
Rich is a cunt
That might be, you listen, that might be worth a bet.
01:09:33
Fuck Off
I would bet money on that fight. How do you?
01:09:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. core
01:09:37
Fuck Off
That can't be right.
01:09:38
Matt LaRose
Sanhagen, a minus 500. Figueredo, 380. Phantom weight. So 35.
01:09:43
Rich is a cunt
Plus 380? 35. 35.
01:09:45
Fuck Off
Wait, is Figueroa going up? What's the weight here?
01:09:47
Matt LaRose
But he's fought up at 35.
01:09:49
Rich is a cunt
thirty five
01:09:50
Matt LaRose
But hasn't he fought up at 35?
01:09:52
Fuck Off
He is going up.
01:09:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. but hasnt he fought up at thirty five
01:09:55
Fuck Off
I got, I'm never going against my man. Figgy.
01:09:59
Rich is a cunt
Jesus Christ. that Those odds don't seem right, but...
01:10:02
Fuck Off
No, that doesn't seem correct.
01:10:03
Rich is a cunt
yeah
01:10:03
Matt LaRose
Biggie's last fight was against, he beat Piotr Yan. He beat Cheeto.
01:10:09
Rich is a cunt
like What the fuck is happening right now?
01:10:11
Matt LaRose
He beat Cody Garbrandt.
01:10:12
Fuck Off
that That can't be right. If that's right, I'm putting in a bet. I got Figgy.
01:10:16
Matt LaRose
Oh, sorry, he lost to Yan.
01:10:19
Rich is a cunt
Okay, that...
01:10:20
Matt LaRose
lost to Yan, beat Cheeto, beat Cody Garbrandt, beat Rob Font, and lost to Brandon Marino.
01:10:29
Fuck Off
I don't get these odds, but ah
01:10:31
Rich is a cunt
I mean, Vegas is getting really, really, really good, but...
01:10:31
Fuck Off
look
01:10:34
Fuck Off
I've always been a Sanhagen hater anyway. so
01:10:37
Matt LaRose
You sure have.
01:10:37
Rich is a cunt
Oh, not me. I love them.
01:10:38
Matt LaRose
You've always been a Sanhagen hater and a Figueredo lover, I guess.
01:10:42
Rich is a cunt
Not Hugger.
01:10:43
Matt LaRose
Not hugger.
01:10:43
Fuck Off
It's true. It's true. So
01:10:45
Rich is a cunt
I like them both, but those odds seem suspect.
01:10:48
Fuck Off
i think it'll be a good fight, but now I'm irritated by the odds.
01:10:52
Rich is a cunt
right, Rosie, what what what are the odds it goes to a decision?
01:10:56
Matt LaRose
I only have the... I don't know how to look that up. I just have the UFC odds at the bottom there.
01:11:01
Rich is a cunt
Oh, oh. All right. Well, I'll do my own homework.
01:11:04
Matt LaRose
You can do your own homework on that.
01:11:06
Fuck Off
what ah
01:11:06
Matt LaRose
I'll give you i'll give you the the odds on the UFC. other Anything after that is you.
01:11:11
Fuck Off
What's the main event?
01:11:12
Rich is a cunt
That is the meat of me.
01:11:13
Matt LaRose
That's it. Figueredo and Corey Sanhagen.
01:11:14
Fuck Off
That's it? Good. I got to go. i can't sit here anymore.
01:11:21
Fuck Off
Are we done?
01:11:21
Rich is a cunt
You going to come to jujitsu? You going to fly up?
01:11:25
Fuck Off
When's that?
01:11:26
Rich is a cunt
ah I don't know, like an hour.
01:11:29
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, sure.
01:11:31
Rich is a cunt
I'm not going rule. I'm going go watch Hangout.
01:11:33
Fuck Off
That sounds awesome, dude. You have a lot of great stories.
01:11:36
Rich is a cunt
I know. and i'm I'm a hell of a storyteller too, Richie.
01:11:44
Matt LaRose
this Dire Straits? Yeah.
01:11:50
Fuck Off
Now these motherfuckers are playing at Gillette, I'd be right on the 50. No.
01:11:54
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah.
01:11:59
Fuck Off
whoop
01:12:01
Matt LaRose
I've never heard of the band that's opening for ACDC. They're called the Pretty Reckless. You ever heard of them? I have no idea they are.
01:12:11
Fuck Off
Sounds like a pretty reckless group to put in front of him.
01:12:15
Matt LaRose
Ew.
01:12:17
Matt LaRose
Infinite is best part of gmail.com. Leave us a like.
01:12:21
Fuck Off
Mark Gaffer won't sue me.
01:12:24
Rich is a cunt
Maybe we'll come back to what's the TikTok fuck you mother.
01:12:24
Matt LaRose
No way.
01:12:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. hes Hit us up on TikTok.
01:12:32
Matt LaRose
China.
01:12:34
Rich is a cunt
Pachina.
01:12:34
Matt LaRose
Richie, you get fair use, fair use.
01:12:36
Rich is a cunt
a
01:12:36
Matt LaRose
You're going to get us. The beach boys are going to come to our house. You got to, you got to fucking peel it back, man.
01:12:42
Fuck Off
Fuck the beach, boys.
01:12:43
Rich is a cunt
Are we off yet?
01:12:45
Matt LaRose
We are now.