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Infinite Abyss Episode 45: Richie and the Aqua Lads
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Richie and Matty are back this week talking donuts, Formula One and Safari Rally Kenya, UFC, the latest NHL news and predictions, NCAA Wrestling Championships, the boys start a band, Richie is the greatest matchmaker of all time, and so much more!!
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Transcript
Reminiscing About Tim
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Fuck Off
ah Tim
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Matt LaRose
I do remember Tim. I do remember Tim.
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Fuck Off
needs to ask if we had an agenda halfway through a conversation.
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Fuck Off
wonder whatever happened to him.
Debating Bands: Nirvana to Led Zeppelin
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Fuck Off
Oh yeah, they're terrible. Oh, Nirvana sucks.
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Matt LaRose
fight
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Fuck Off
Jesus Christ.
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Matt LaRose
That was Nirvana.
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Fuck Off
Fuck yeah, it was Nirvana.
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Matt LaRose
It sounded like I thought it was the...
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Fuck Off
You see me shooting ropes?
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Matt LaRose
Thankfully they can't, but unfortunately I can't. I thought it sounded like... ah That sounded like bad religion to me. I fell into a burning ring of fire.
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Fuck Off
That's social distortion, first of all.
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Matt LaRose
That's what I meant. Social D. That's who I meant. That's what I was trying to think of. That's why I knew if I sang it, you would know who I meant.
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Fuck Off
No, Mike Ness wishes.
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Matt LaRose
Listen, I didn't say that Nirvana was bad. They're just incredibly overrated.
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Fuck Off
I don't know how you can overrate anything that saved an entire musical genre.
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Matt LaRose
Unbelievably overrated.
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Matt LaRose
I took a poll and everybody i you you saw some of the results.
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Fuck Off
Where'd you take it?
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Fuck Off
Lookit, the people you talk to are idiots. I don't count any results from those.
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Matt LaRose
i I pulled the Aqualad
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Matt LaRose
I pulled case.
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Fuck Off
Who's his favorite band, Slipknot?
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Matt LaRose
Probably there's a metal band called Trivium.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, see? Something stupid like that.
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Matt LaRose
But see, here's the thing is he would, he wouldn't say Trivium. He would say something like fucking, well, he would probably say tool. Well, he would, then he would say, can't just pick one. I can't, wouldn't let one band define me, but I would say,
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Fuck Off
Which makes him even more of a douchebag.
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Matt LaRose
His favorite metal bands are like Tool. He fucking loves Tool and has always loved Tool. Trivium. And he loves like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. And Nine Inch Nails too. He has like every billion Nine Inch Nails album.
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Fuck Off
Hmm. Hard to argue with a couple of them.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
Led Zeppelin fucking rules.
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Matt LaRose
They're all pretty great.
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Fuck Off
First heavy metal band ever.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. John Bonham had a double kicker, double bass. And then, ah so then I talked to Casey BJJ.
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Fuck Off
No,
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Matt LaRose
i talked to PJ, who his musical taste is ah questionable like yours because he's a big Nirvana guy.
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Fuck Off
no no. His is all... He's all rap.
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Matt LaRose
Andrews.
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Fuck Off
Now, Andrews is an idiot. He likes Waylon Jennings. He thinks that's the greatest rock man ever.
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Matt LaRose
Well, he did do the Dukes of Hazzard song.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
Anyways, Nirvana was ranked lower than Soundgarden and Alice in Chains.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, see, that just that just shows you youre your target audience that you used is fucking retarded.
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Matt LaRose
Dude, it's not though.
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Matt LaRose
You like stupid shit like Nirvana and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Fuck Off
They're amazing.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
And Led Zeppelin.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
And The Clash.
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Matt LaRose
I love The Clash.
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Fuck Off
And The Ramones.
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Matt LaRose
And White Zombie.
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Fuck Off
No.
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Matt LaRose
White Zombie fucking rolls, dude.
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Fuck Off
And Wu-Tang.
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Matt LaRose
And Wu-Tang.
Karaoke and Musical Tastes
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Fuck Off
Yeah. mean, it's all good. It's all good in the hood. And the pixies and the replacements.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. I've been listening to a lot of the Pixies lately.
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Fuck Off
They fucking rule. That's why. Nirvana actually claims they ripped off their shit. Kurt Cobain said, I still...
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Matt LaRose
Grow up to be a debaser. Debaser. It's my favorite song.
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Fuck Off
Not mine.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
I like Where Is My Mind, but my favorite, favorite song is ah Gigantic.
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Matt LaRose
Where is my mind?
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Fuck Off
It's so just frighteningly scary.
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Matt LaRose
And gigantic.
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Fuck Off
In this I know his teeth as white as snow. In a gasp he let her in. He walk her every day into a shady place.
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Fuck Off
And he sink finger in my ass.
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Matt LaRose
Is that on Doolittle? What album is that on?
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Fuck Off
um That might be on Doolittle.
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Matt LaRose
I don't remember. If it's on Doolittle, your version is different than the version that I heard. Yeah.
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Fuck Off
It's a little different, but basically the same.
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Matt LaRose
yeah It sounded beautiful.
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Fuck Off
umm x I'm an excellent singer.
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Matt LaRose
I agree.
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Fuck Off
I'm like that Wiedis guy.
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Matt LaRose
You ever do karaoke? You ever do karaoke?
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
What was your...
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Fuck Off
San Francisco.
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Matt LaRose
ah What was your...
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Fuck Off
I've been asked to leave many establishments.
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Matt LaRose
for being so good at what you do.
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Fuck Off
I tend to freestyle, lob my own verbs and nouns in there.
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Fuck Off
You know?
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Matt LaRose
That's pretty great. What's your go-to fucking karaoke song in San Francisco? Yeah.
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Fuck Off
oh
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Fuck Off
I had a couple.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
I had John Denver and Placido, or I should say Placido Domingo.
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Matt LaRose
Oh, oh.
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Fuck Off
The old classic, you feel up my senses like a night in the forest. Remember that one?
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's right up there with all my favorites.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, there's that one. i used to rip that. then And then I'd rip some old Jay and the Americans from like the 1960s, Karamea. Same kind of backwards.
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Fuck Off
Must we ah goodbye? then, of course, he picks it up from there.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. ah say good Was that a falsetto you were just doing?
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Fuck Off
I do it all. I don't even know.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
i don't even honestly
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Fuck Off
i don't
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Fuck Off
ah usually i' not around when I do it.
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Matt LaRose
I honestly have no idea what falsetto even means.
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Fuck Off
Now, falsetto is the first thing I did, I think. The higher.
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Matt LaRose
Falsetto.
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Fuck Off
That was more of a baritone.
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Matt LaRose
Yes.
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Fuck Off
Falsettos are high.
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Matt LaRose
Yes.
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Fuck Off
It's like when you're getting your nuts pinched off.
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Matt LaRose
yeah It refers to an artificially high-pitched voice or a singing registrar, especially in men that expands beyond their normal vocal range.
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Fuck Off
Like me.
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Matt LaRose
So it's like Russian Coedon Cambria.
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Fuck Off
Geddy Lee is probably like that, yeah. But Axl Rose, too.
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Matt LaRose
The modern day warrior. Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Yeah.
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Fuck Off
and And Lane Staley.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. Jungle welcome to the jungle Yeah Yeah We should start a band I'm totally down
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Fuck Off
You're gonna die.
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Fuck Off
We should start a band.
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Fuck Off
We'll call it the, we'll call them, we'll call it the karaoke's. The crazy karaoke's.
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Matt LaRose
i gotta tell you I I kind of like if we did
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Fuck Off
The cool, the cool, crazy karaoke's, but we'll spell them all with K's. They can just call us KKK for short.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, that' actually, that'll pick up. Well, definitely, they'll it'll be easy to remember. That's why.
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Fuck Off
We'll be huge in Indiana.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
We should name our our band the Aqua Lads. It's a good name.
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Fuck Off
It's not a bad name.
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Matt LaRose
It's close to the Aqua Bats, which is a punk rock band, but the Aqua Lads is a pretty great name. It's
00:08:24
Fuck Off
How about Fallout Shelter?
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Matt LaRose
kind close to Fallout Boy.
00:08:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, but they're they're a bunch of queers.
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Matt LaRose
Speaking of... fuck
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Fuck Off
it yeah And this is an actual shelter that you hide in.
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Matt LaRose
speak so ah Speaking of falsetto, Fallout Boy.
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Fuck Off
Right. Wait, Fall Out Boy, do they do that new version of Billy Joel's
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Matt LaRose
I think that they might do... Maybe...
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Fuck Off
We Didn't Start the Fire? Do they do a new version of that? Is that Fall Out Boy?
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Matt LaRose
They might have.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
They might have.
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Fuck Off
I tell you, it's pretty creative.
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Matt LaRose
I'm not sure.
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Fuck Off
It's not bad.
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Matt LaRose
gotta tell you... I kind of like fallout boy. They got some real bangers.
00:09:04
Fuck Off
Bet you do, Chucky.
00:09:05
Matt LaRose
Um, but I stopped listening to them after they, they've broken up several times.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, they're like chicks.
00:09:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And then like, uh, and then like they went to do a comeback tour. I had tickets to go see them in fedway park with green day and Weezer. And they, uh, yeah, they were fucking awesome, dude.
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Fuck Off
I fucking love Weezer. One of my favorite bands.
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Matt LaRose
And I was so stoked to see them. And then, uh, The day before the concert, one of them was potentially had COVID, so they had to cancel their appearance at the show.
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Matt LaRose
Like the day before.
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Fuck Off
That little twink, Pete, whatever.
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Matt LaRose
Pete Wentz, Heinz?
00:09:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, all the same thing.
00:09:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's all the same.
00:09:44
Fuck Off
ah Yeah, they do have two or three songs that I like, I'll say that.
00:09:48
Matt LaRose
They got some bangers. Their first like four albums are pretty great.
00:09:52
Fuck Off
I mean, that's a bit excessive. I gave them a couple of songs, though.
00:09:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Okay, fair enough. I'll meet you there. But Weezer that night was fucking awesome, dude.
00:10:01
Fuck Off
Weezer is the most underrated band probably ever, outside of KISS.
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Matt LaRose
They were great.
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Matt LaRose
Who else? I think the Interrupters opened that night. And I think that there was one other band. But yeah, then it was Weezer, then it was Green Day. And they were fucking awesome, man.
00:10:16
Fuck Off
Fuck Green Day, bunch of hippies.
00:10:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, great Green Day was a bunch of... Mm-hmm.
00:10:20
Fuck Off
They're so hippie. This is what they these people don't understand. They're all the same. They're such left-wing hippie scum that they're like pet they think it's they're just petulant.
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Fuck Off
they they They look down on everybody else. They think that they're better, which which is the exact opposite of what they think they are and what they're doing.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah
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Fuck Off
It's reverse. it You're a right-winged Nazi, you pussy.
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Fuck Off
Fuck that guy. Billy Joel, suck your cock.
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Matt LaRose
Billy Joe What's up everybody?
00:10:56
Fuck Off
Whatever. Guy couldn't even even add an L to be a full Billy Joel.
00:10:59
Matt LaRose
Welcome
00:11:01
Matt LaRose
but He's an imposter What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast.
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Fuck Off
Speaking of imposters, here I am.
00:11:11
Matt LaRose
ah um mean I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, is the imposter, Rich Savasano.
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Fuck Off
The Imposter. I love it.
Rant on Donut Quality
00:11:21
Matt LaRose
Richie, that's it.
00:11:23
Fuck Off
That sounds like a band.
00:11:25
Matt LaRose
Richie and the Imposters?
00:11:28
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:11:28
Matt LaRose
I like that band.
00:11:29
Fuck Off
Like Eddie and the Cruisers.
00:11:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:33
Fuck Off
ah That's it, huh? Today?
00:11:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:35
Fuck Off
Good. We're better off for it.
00:11:37
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's almost not even...
00:11:39
Fuck Off
I think our three best shows have been three weeks in a row without Mort.
00:11:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:44
Fuck Off
Mort Lstoskin.
00:11:46
Matt LaRose
It's not even worth playing our fan favorite game. What's Martin up to?
00:11:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, because nobody even knows.
00:11:52
Matt LaRose
It's always the same shit.
00:11:53
Fuck Off
Same shit. I'm busy.
00:11:55
Matt LaRose
Whatever.
00:11:56
Fuck Off
Busy. I'm making cappuccino. I'm busy.
00:11:58
Matt LaRose
Oh, look at me.
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Matt LaRose
I'm busy. I gotta run this dog over here.
00:12:05
Fuck Off
Gotta go finger a dog in front of front of a couple of other dudes that we all get to watch me finger a dog.
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Matt LaRose
you
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Matt LaRose
Me and the boys are going to get together out in the barn and do some dog fingering.
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Fuck Off
Dirty Mike and the boys. We're going to finger your dogs.
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Matt LaRose
I got to jerk this dog off into a cup and then I got to make sure this dog puts his penis inside this dog's vagina.
00:12:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, can you do me a favor, a Joe? Can you do just stick your pinky in his ass while I'm jerking him? I'm going to go a little airtight on him.
00:12:32
Matt LaRose
It makes it go faster.
00:12:35
Fuck Off
He's
00:12:37
Matt LaRose
little fucking Fido is going to have a great afternoon out in the barn.
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Fuck Off
such a weird guy.
00:12:43
Matt LaRose
Do the dogs ever feel violated after Martin jerks them off? you think they're Do you think they're happy about it because they got a release or do you think that they feel dirty because Martin jerked them off?
00:12:46
Fuck Off
I sure would.
00:12:54
Fuck Off
I don't know. I almost think they're happy about it because dogs are stupid.
00:12:57
Matt LaRose
yeah
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Fuck Off
My dog downstairs currently is barking at a statue.
00:13:01
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:13:03
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:04
Matt LaRose
I hung out with your dog over the weekend.
00:13:06
Fuck Off
Oh, did you? How was he?
00:13:07
Matt LaRose
I did. He was awesome.
00:13:09
Fuck Off
He's a little shit.
00:13:10
Matt LaRose
He's great.
00:13:11
Fuck Off
He's recovering from his trip to the yeah ah ER.
00:13:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He didn't seem like he was that banged up when I was hanging out with him.
00:13:17
Fuck Off
Nah, it took him a day. He was hung over for a full day and then he slept it off.
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Matt LaRose
He's strong, that little lad.
00:13:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, I can't believe he hasn't whipped up an immunity to weed yet.
00:13:30
Matt LaRose
We had to be on weed we'd patrol high alert when we were hanging out with him.
00:13:34
Fuck Off
Luckily, Grantee was by and dropped about a quarter of an ounce on the floor, so that should have been fine.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
He was trying to roll a joint and just, it was like wood shavings off of a fucking circular saw.
00:13:46
Fuck Off
It was pretty windy. wendy
00:13:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:50
Matt LaRose
We had a good little, a good little day that day. It was, uh, I went, I was going to work on my goddamn John Deere then I went straight to the gym and then I was leaving the gym to come back home to work on my goddamn John Deere. And you were like, Hey, I just bought donuts. What are you doing? Yeah.
00:14:07
Fuck Off
By the way, those donuts suck. i ah I said I bought donuts and $225 worth of weed.
00:14:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:14
Fuck Off
Blunts, specifically.
00:14:15
Matt LaRose
When you said, when you sent that text out, you was really speaking my language.
00:14:21
Fuck Off
I guess in hindsight, that seems like a massive invitation, but it really wasn't.
00:14:21
Matt LaRose
Don't.
00:14:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. See you fucked up.
00:14:27
Fuck Off
It worked out. I had a good day.
00:14:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It was fun. We went over and sat on the deck, right? in The sun all day.
00:14:34
Fuck Off
I sat on the deck and smoked so much weed, I don't even know what happened.
00:14:40
Matt LaRose
Well, we we smoked a bunch of weed and we...
00:14:43
Fuck Off
remember eating a donut to start the day and eating pizza to end it.
00:14:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That was awesome, dude. The donuts, I don't know. You don't like those donuts, but I think they're great.
00:14:53
Fuck Off
I don't like them for a couple of reasons. The first, just out of principle, is that they're $9 donut.
00:15:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean, that is understandable.
00:15:01
Fuck Off
That's just stupid. But I'm okay with paying $9 for anything if it's good.
00:15:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:08
Fuck Off
Like really good. And it's just not really good. I'd rather a Krispy Kreme.
00:15:11
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:15:13
Matt LaRose
I mean, I would rather a Krispy Kreme, but there's none around here. So what am I going to do?
00:15:16
Fuck Off
I get it. I get it. But then that makes me think, okay, there are none around here, so I'm not going to pay $9 for a fucking shit donut. Because if I wanted a donut, I could pay $3.99 for one at Dunkin' Donuts. And they suck.
00:15:29
Matt LaRose
Well, I'll tell you this much. Number one, Dunkin' Donuts sucks. Absolutely. Absolutely.
00:15:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, it sucks. You're right.
00:15:34
Matt LaRose
Number two, the basic batch donuts, I kind of like them. I like a chocolate frosted donut. They are fucking heavy, and they are almost, it's almost absurd that it's a donut, but I do enjoy one. I mean, you know me, I eat a donut like once every fucking year, so whatever.
00:15:53
Matt LaRose
ah Number two, a much more comparable donut that's cheaper but better than Dunkin' Donuts and a much better local coffee shop.
00:16:01
Fuck Off
How do you do?
00:16:04
Matt LaRose
that's a chain honeydew fucking donuts is killer honeydew fucking rules get yourself get yourself a mocha madness well there's two in milford and they're always popping so
00:16:07
Fuck Off
I agree. and don't even know where they are. They're closing everywhere again.
00:16:17
Fuck Off
They make the best just plain old-fashioned donut.
00:16:21
Matt LaRose
yeah it's beautiful
00:16:22
Fuck Off
There's nice crisp outside to it, a nice little warm inside, like a little vulva almost.
00:16:30
Matt LaRose
of
00:16:31
Fuck Off
Like silk.
00:16:32
Matt LaRose
A nice warm soft donut hole
00:16:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, thankfully I don't eat donuts either. and Because that'd be 500 pounds. But they they kept me.
00:16:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah Well he's also like a fucking child So I would have never tried the Pop-Tart Because why the fuck would you do that enough Whatever
00:16:43
Fuck Off
I wanted to go try the Pop-Tart because Mort said it was good. And I wasn't impressed.
00:16:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, but in theory, Pop-Tarts sound great, don't they? Homemade Pop-Tarts? Yeah, whatever. That place sucks. I'll never go back there.
00:17:01
Matt LaRose
That's fair. But you go back to honeydew?
00:17:05
Fuck Off
No, I would. If I drove by a Honeydew, I'd stop in for an old-fashioned and a plain Cruella.
00:17:08
Matt LaRose
That's all right. If you give maximum... I can...
00:17:12
Fuck Off
Just because I love to say Cruella.
00:17:14
Matt LaRose
Crella? I can give your... ah You can hate on basic patches because your loyalty to honeydew is more worth it to me.
00:17:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, if I'm going to do that, I'd rather do that. I'm just loyal to anyone who can make a good fucking donut. I'm loyal to the fucking douse to to the orchard farm in...
00:17:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:34
Fuck Off
Was it not Sutton?
00:17:37
Matt LaRose
Loyal to the soil, boys. Loyal to the soil.
00:17:39
Fuck Off
Stowe. The Stowe.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
Still.
00:17:41
Fuck Off
They make those fucking apple cider donuts. Those are fucking good. like I'll wait and have those in the fall.
00:17:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:48
Fuck Off
One weekend, I'll get a bag of the apple cider donuts.
00:17:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, there's a fucking spot in Vermont on the way. Todd and I stop on the way back from Lake George every year for a piss from going from upstate New York home. And there's a place in Vermont that overlooks like a ridge and everything like that.
00:18:07
Matt LaRose
Like your typical, like Vermont, like little, like.
00:18:09
Fuck Off
Is that pit like a pit stop with the with the with the little like store on the side of it?
00:18:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. And it's like a, like a Brown store.
00:18:16
Fuck Off
like Like a brown store overlooking like a gorge and a ridgeline?
00:18:19
Matt LaRose
Yes. Yes. That place we always.
00:18:21
Fuck Off
How the fuck do I know where that is?
00:18:23
Matt LaRose
Cause fucking it's like, a I don't know. It's Vermont dude. You know,
00:18:27
Fuck Off
You want to know how often I go to Vermont?
00:18:29
Matt LaRose
Vermont rules.
00:18:30
Fuck Off
Never. But when I do, I always stop at that place.
00:18:31
Matt LaRose
So that, Yeah, you got to stop there. And fucking they have the apple cider donuts there that are in Vermont. And they're taught just like.
00:18:38
Fuck Off
they have the They have the syrup too, which is good there.
00:18:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they got well, they got everything. It's a Vermont little stop store. And it's fucking those donuts are exactly what you're talking about. They're so like crispy on the outside and warm and gooey on the inside. You just when you eat them, you just fucking like.
00:18:51
Fuck Off
Love it.
00:18:53
Matt LaRose
but
00:18:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:18:56
Matt LaRose
You know, you're going to dig your face into it and fucking smear it around and stuff.
00:18:57
Fuck Off
I love all of it.
Weekend Sports Recap
00:19:03
Fuck Off
I love that.
00:19:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Vermont, man.
00:19:07
Fuck Off
The way life should be.
00:19:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's Maine, but...
00:19:10
Fuck Off
Oh, right, right.
00:19:12
Matt LaRose
And it's true. Maine rules.
00:19:13
Fuck Off
Maine is awesome.
00:19:14
Matt LaRose
I love Maine. So then we watched the UFC London on your deck.
00:19:21
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. Who fought?
00:19:22
Matt LaRose
Remember that? The fights were awesome. It started at 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
00:19:27
Fuck Off
That's the best part.
00:19:28
Matt LaRose
It's so beautiful.
00:19:29
Fuck Off
That's what made this day happen.
00:19:31
Matt LaRose
It really is.
00:19:34
Fuck Off
Nothing else would have worked without this happening.
00:19:34
Matt LaRose
i had a
00:19:36
Matt LaRose
I had it pulled up, but then i changed it to falsetto. So on the prelims, let me see. yeah had, a oh, remember this frigging Irish chick, the blonde chick that we talked about, how was you how we like, she got head kicked and almost got, so yeah, she was like out, and then she ended up, what was it, an armbar, right?
00:19:50
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. She did. She was out.
00:19:56
Fuck Off
An armbar that she held on to for dear life and finally jostled into the right position.
00:19:57
Matt LaRose
She armbarred the chick.
00:20:02
Matt LaRose
It was unbelievable.
00:20:03
Fuck Off
She got a bonus for that.
00:20:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she did. She got a $50,000 performance of the night bonus.
00:20:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, I was all about her. I like her.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
She's now seven And one
00:20:14
Fuck Off
She's fun.
00:20:15
Matt LaRose
and we had Marcin Tybur beat Mick Packin at heavyweight via decision.
00:20:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, some people booed that one, i if I recall.
00:20:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah,
00:20:23
Fuck Off
But that was a close fight.
00:20:24
Matt LaRose
yeah. A lot of decisions there. Chris Padilla, Jai Herbert, whatever.
00:20:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, because the fight still ended, rather, Lee.
00:20:32
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah, they did actually um Nathaniel Wood and Morgan Charrier That was a decision me see And then ah you had Alexia Thanara submitting Meatball Molly McCann in round one Basically a steamroll And um molly Meatball Molly retired she's She said The level of the UFC is a performance like that is unacceptable I retire
00:20:34
Fuck Off
Like 8 o'clock.
00:20:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was nasty. Yeah, and then
00:20:53
Fuck Off
About time. I think I called that.
00:21:01
Fuck Off
true.
00:21:03
Matt LaRose
Then you had Andrew terrible.
00:21:03
Fuck Off
And you're terrible.
00:21:06
Matt LaRose
Then you had Kevin Holland defeating Gunner Gunny Nelson via decision. That was a great fight.
00:21:11
Fuck Off
It really was, and it was surprising, but not, I guess.
00:21:17
Matt LaRose
Honestly, I'd watch those two fight anytime. That was a great fight. Good back and forth.
00:21:21
Fuck Off
i think this I think it would be the same result every time, too, though.
00:21:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Remember, uh, he fucking, uh, Kevin Holland had Gunnar Nelson in the fucking omoplata and he like stood up with him hanging off the side and they were like talking to each other and shit.
00:21:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:35
Fuck Off
Amazing. It was fun.
00:21:39
Matt LaRose
That was a good fight. And glad that Gunnar Nelson's back. He was off for like a year or so.
00:21:44
Fuck Off
I thought it was more than that.
00:21:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it might have been. Let me see how i look right now.
00:21:47
Fuck Off
He might be fired.
00:21:49
Matt LaRose
It's two years. he fought his last fight was March and that was March of
00:21:56
Fuck Off
no
00:21:56
Matt LaRose
two years
00:21:57
Fuck Off
And I think two years is a long time to be off, so that wasn't bad.
00:21:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Especially for him. He's not he's not a young lad. He's born in 88, so I'm four years older than him, so he's like 37.
00:22:11
Fuck Off
was a junior in high school.
00:22:12
Matt LaRose
In Iceland.
00:22:15
Fuck Off
Stink-fingering all kinds of pussy.
00:22:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, who are you finger-blasting?
00:22:19
Fuck Off
mean Gunner's mom, probably.
00:22:22
Matt LaRose
In Iceland?
00:22:23
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
Are you Gunnar's dad?
00:22:25
Fuck Off
I don't know about that, but I definitely probably fingered his mom.
00:22:30
Matt LaRose
In the co-main of the evening, you had Carlos Olberg defeating Jan Blachowicz via decision. That was kind of a stinker.
00:22:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:22:38
Matt LaRose
They were both kind of boring. They didn't really step on the pet on the gas until the last round.
00:22:41
Fuck Off
I can't stand Blachowicz.
00:22:43
Matt LaRose
I know.
00:22:44
Fuck Off
Let's move on. They're just bodies there now. Polska.
00:22:47
Matt LaRose
Polish power.
00:22:49
Fuck Off
Polska.
00:22:50
Matt LaRose
And then in the main event of the evening, you had Sean Brady defeating Leon Rocky Edwards via fourth round submission, where he basically beat him down and made him quit.
00:22:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was dope.
00:22:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, just like just like you was going to do. I love it.
00:23:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. We predicted that.
00:23:05
Fuck Off
We did. he's He's good, man.
00:23:08
Matt LaRose
Sean Brady's fucking awesome, man.
00:23:10
Fuck Off
One loss.
00:23:11
Matt LaRose
I hope he brings ah brings a fucking...
00:23:14
Fuck Off
Who's he fighting next? Is he fighting for the title?
00:23:17
Matt LaRose
I guess you have to see about who wins in the fight against that's going on. It's Jack Della Maddalena and fucking
00:23:26
Matt LaRose
the champ, Bilal.
00:23:27
Fuck Off
Who is it? Oh, yeah.
00:23:30
Matt LaRose
And Bilal is fucking brutal. And Bilal is the only one that's beaten Sean Brady.
00:23:35
Fuck Off
Good. He deserves to fight him again.
00:23:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Bilal fucking blows.
00:23:40
Fuck Off
and then And then there can be other fights because what's-his-name won't move down if Bilal's the champ.
00:23:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
00:23:49
Matt LaRose
It's time for some of these guys. Leon, it's time to go, buddy.
00:23:52
Fuck Off
Hit the bricks, bitch.
00:23:54
Matt LaRose
You out of here. And then ah after the fights, that was when Leon and Sean Brady were happening. It was when we were hammering down some pizza and some fucking wings. We had good pizza and good boneless wings.
00:24:07
Fuck Off
Oh, those were great.
00:24:09
Matt LaRose
What was that? It was a pepperoni pizza and an extra cheese and mushroom pizza. That was actually really good pizza.
00:24:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's good pizza.
00:24:17
Matt LaRose
That was like... ah
00:24:18
Fuck Off
The wings are good. They're like real meat.
00:24:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was like, it reminded me of Papa Gino's.
00:24:24
Fuck Off
The pizza?
00:24:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was really good.
00:24:27
Fuck Off
Maybe because there was a pepperoni on it?
00:24:29
Matt LaRose
was like a thin crust, had good cheese, pepperoni, a good sauce.
00:24:31
Fuck Off
With a pepperoni on it.
00:24:34
Matt LaRose
I liked it. It was like Papa Gino's.
00:24:36
Fuck Off
Good.
00:24:38
Matt LaRose
And then we watched the NCAA wrestling championships.
00:24:41
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. so Those were... Here's the thing.
00:24:46
Fuck Off
I'm over it.
00:24:48
Matt LaRose
You're over what?
00:24:49
Fuck Off
ah It's hard to watch. I can watch them like we watched them... in succession for the national championships or for the Olympics. But the sport has to change and evolve with their point style. There's too much stalling.
00:25:04
Fuck Off
The entire match is just a stall ah until the last five seconds or until overtime when you get out, how fast you can get out from escape.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they don't wrestle the win. They wrestle up for points.
00:25:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, they wrestle to not lose, and that's the game. It's it's like so many other sports that turn to that. No one goes for anything in wrestling. And I think that they should...
00:25:27
Fuck Off
I think there needs to be more of that. I don't know how you do it, but you have to and so entice them to, don't know what the answer is.
00:25:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:34
Matt LaRose
go for it. I mean, that's what made the, that's what kind of made the whole night. So awesome with the way that it ended with the champion, with the heavyweights, because there were so many matches that were like, I got some points now I'm just going to hold on.
00:25:50
Matt LaRose
I got some points now I'm just going to hold on. And then when you get this heavyweight match where it's like this huge underdog match, you And at the very end of the match, it's like, you need, you literally need, you need to do shoot. You need to do something. You need to make it happen.
00:26:06
Matt LaRose
And this kid fucking shoots a double leg on this guy and fucking shoots a single leg, cuts it to a double leg and keeps fucking running, running the corner until he finally gets the double leg on him and takes him down.
00:26:18
Fuck Off
I mean, it's amazing because Gable Stevenson is a man.
00:26:22
Matt LaRose
His fucking legs are huge, dude.
00:26:24
Fuck Off
He's a man.
00:26:27
Matt LaRose
He's not a man. He's he bigger than that.
00:26:31
Fuck Off
He's like the thing.
00:26:34
Matt LaRose
He's an athlete.
00:26:37
Fuck Off
He is an actual man.
00:26:41
Matt LaRose
Dude, he's more than that.
00:26:42
Fuck Off
Like a Clydesdale man, like leader of the pack.
00:26:44
Matt LaRose
But
00:26:46
Fuck Off
He's an alpha male.
00:26:46
Matt LaRose
you then but then you get this motherfucking redneck from fucking... homegrown redneck boy put him so going through the air force coming up want to be captain America you yeah yeah
00:26:56
Fuck Off
I know. It great. it'll never It would never happen again. but and And he needed that loss anyway. But he's been – dude, he he walked on to play pro football. they
00:27:07
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:27:07
Fuck Off
They strapped shoulder pads on him because he didn't know how to put them on. And he went out to try to make the Buffalo Bills. Like he walked on. ah
Heated Political and Cultural Exchange
00:27:16
Fuck Off
and And like he was good, they said.
00:27:18
Fuck Off
Like he's just extraordinarily explosive.
00:27:21
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:27:21
Fuck Off
ah He is talking to Dana White about signing a UFC contract too. ah He was in the WWE. they
00:27:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:30
Fuck Off
He's a sick athlete with a capital A.
00:27:32
Matt LaRose
He's an athlete.
00:27:36
Matt LaRose
Let's just say back in the day, he would have fetched a handsome price.
00:27:43
Fuck Off
he i would have
00:27:46
Matt LaRose
Just saying.
00:27:47
Fuck Off
i mean Dana White's going to fetch him a a handsome price though.
00:27:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
00:27:51
Fuck Off
We'll see what the worth is.
00:27:53
Matt LaRose
And this kid fucking... This kid shows up. I mean, listen, you got to lose some time, but that was fucking unbelievable, man.
00:28:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was great. It was great for that kid. and
00:28:05
Fuck Off
was good for everybody.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
It was great for wrestling.
00:28:06
Fuck Off
It was a good loss for the other dude.
00:28:08
Matt LaRose
was great for the country. What an American moment.
00:28:09
Fuck Off
was great for Trump.
00:28:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. The Donald was there.
00:28:13
Fuck Off
The whole thing was awesome. People love that motherfucker. Those wrestlers love Trump.
00:28:17
Matt LaRose
I know, dude. It was funny. You had made a really good point. You said it's actually really smart for him to be there because like so many people from like the Midwest and the flyover states and the farmers and the farm countries are going to be there for the NCAA championships.
00:28:34
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean?
00:28:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, and there and they're all military people too.
00:28:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and that's the thing. That kid said after he went to go, he was saying how much he loved Donald Trump. He's like, he's here. He supports our military. He stands up for us. Like, fucking that kid's from the Air Force, dude. They see that shit Like, anybody who's in the military sees that shit, and you see, like, yeah, man, your president's got your back.
00:28:54
Fuck Off
People weren't happy. The military didn't like Obama. The military didn't like Biden.
00:28:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Biden, yeah.
00:29:01
Fuck Off
They like this guy. They're rallying around him. It's good.
00:29:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And pretty cool that he shows up for fucking wrestling meets, man. You know?
00:29:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's better than just being on vacation every day in your Delaware homestead.
00:29:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You know, forget about the little people, man. Wrestlers are fucking hard-working, blue-collar fucking people, man.
00:29:21
Fuck Off
He really does do an amazing job as far as his schedule is saying. The guy's 82 years old. He's not young.
00:29:28
Matt LaRose
He's nonstop. Yeah, he's fucking nonstop. And he's fucking he's nonstop going everywhere doing everything and fucking doing press conferences and fucking meetings and all this bullshit.
00:29:42
Fuck Off
People hate him.
00:29:44
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:29:46
Fuck Off
Elon, too. Can't even mention Elon anymore. oo
00:29:49
Matt LaRose
It's crazy, man. They used to love him.
00:29:52
Fuck Off
Can't love him.
00:29:53
Matt LaRose
They used to love him now.
00:29:54
Fuck Off
and He needs to be deported.
00:29:56
Matt LaRose
Now they they hashtag deport Elon.
00:29:58
Fuck Off
Deport Elon. Deport Melania. Deport them all.
00:30:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:05
Fuck Off
Those are the peace-loving people.
00:30:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. The ones that are lighting fucking people's cars on fire and fucking keying them and stuff.
00:30:13
Fuck Off
So funny. They're the typical oh-woe-is-me passive-aggressive generation of pussies.
00:30:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:23
Fuck Off
This all started back in the seventy s those goddamn hippies.
00:30:31
Matt LaRose
Fucking hippies, man.
00:30:35
Matt LaRose
The ones, remember they used to put a little, they put a flower in the gun so that you don't kill somebody.
00:30:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:43
Matt LaRose
Now they want war to perpetuate.
00:30:45
Fuck Off
They love war.
00:30:46
Matt LaRose
War is awesome, man.
00:30:48
Fuck Off
They're catty people.
00:30:49
Matt LaRose
They hate Jews.
00:30:50
Fuck Off
Everyone hates the Jews.
00:30:50
Matt LaRose
hey They hate Russians.
00:30:53
Fuck Off
Everybody hates the Russians. Especially if you're a Russian Jew.
00:30:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's true.
00:30:59
Fuck Off
Which Boris the bullet dodger was.
00:31:02
Matt LaRose
Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?
00:31:05
Fuck Off
Because he dodges bullets, Javi.
00:31:08
Matt LaRose
They should call him Boris the Sneaky Fucking Russian.
00:31:13
Fuck Off
You should really watch that The Gentleman series.
00:31:19
Matt LaRose
I'm going to watch it, yeah, for sure.
00:31:20
Fuck Off
You really should. It's good. ah Speaking of that, I watched Uprising. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Off the Aqualads review.
00:31:25
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:31:28
Fuck Off
I said, wow, that was a good review.
00:31:28
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:31:29
Fuck Off
I'm going to go watch it. And I did.
00:31:31
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:31:31
Fuck Off
was fantastic.
00:31:32
Matt LaRose
Interesting. I wonder if you'll watch this week's review.
00:31:36
Fuck Off
What is it?
00:31:37
Matt LaRose
All right, I'll pull it up. Hold on.
00:31:41
Matt LaRose
You're going to love this.
00:31:44
Fuck Off
I'll be the judge of that.
00:31:46
Matt LaRose
I'm going to love it. I actually purposely didn't read the whole thing.
00:31:52
Matt LaRose
We're going to go in the way back machine here, Richie. Back in 2017, while while on
00:31:58
Fuck Off
Was I even born then?
00:31:59
Matt LaRose
I think so. While on vacation back home in Massachusetts, Chung-Mi, Maddie, Richie, maybe M.E.C., and I took a trip to the movies one lovely afternoon.
00:32:12
Matt LaRose
Our chosen movie that day should have been a slam dunk. Instead, it was a boring, messy film that left us all disappointed. That film was Alien Covenant, the sequel to Prometheus, which I like much more.
00:32:27
Matt LaRose
Fast forward to this weekend,
00:32:29
Fuck Off
I'm pretty certain I never saw that.
00:32:31
Matt LaRose
he We definitely went and saw it because we went inside and saw it in Natick.
00:32:34
Fuck Off
Alien Covenant?
00:32:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:36
Fuck Off
I would never see that.
00:32:37
Matt LaRose
I think you went just because we were all going.
00:32:39
Fuck Off
I couldn't have done that.
00:32:40
Matt LaRose
I'm positive you did. I'm pretty positive m MEC was there too.
00:32:45
Fuck Off
No, she would never go to that.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
That's actually true. ah
00:32:49
Fuck Off
Can you hear that?
00:32:51
Matt LaRose
I can't hear anything.
00:32:52
Fuck Off
like You didn't hear that?
00:32:53
Matt LaRose
I can only hear your sultry voice.
00:32:55
Fuck Off
I have to listen back to this.
00:32:58
Matt LaRose
Fast forward to this weekend, when for some reason I decided to give the 2024 film Alien Romulus a try.
00:33:06
Fuck Off
Why the fuck would you do something that stupid?
00:33:09
Matt LaRose
I heard that this movie was better than Covenant, but I wasn't expecting much, and I'm happy to say that this is a decent film. Rain, played by Kalei Spaney, and her brother Andy, played by David Johnson.
00:33:24
Matt LaRose
Johnson. work in a mining colony for the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Rain has worked her requisite number of hours to finally leave, but is unable to leave when the company ups its work hours quota.
00:33:39
Matt LaRose
Meanwhile, her ex-boyfriend and some others, whose contracts have also been extended, convince her and Andy to help them travel to an abandoned space station circling the planet to salvage cryogenic chambers so that they can make their nine-year journey to the planet E-Vega.
00:33:56
Matt LaRose
You must be loving this right now. Through a series of events, they accidentally unleash a horde of face huggers and other nasty creatures. It is now a fight for survival, which goes about as well as every other alien movie.
00:34:16
Matt LaRose
Richie, Richie, wake up.
00:34:17
Fuck Off
ah
00:34:17
Matt LaRose
We're almost there. We're almost there.
00:34:19
Fuck Off
Is it over? Thanks for coming.
00:34:22
Matt LaRose
This film is very similar in structure to the original alien movie and is better because of it. It doesn't try to force in a shitload of lore like Prometheus and Covenant.
00:34:33
Matt LaRose
If it, I don't think so. It is simply about survivals.
00:34:33
Fuck Off
Is Sigourney Beaver in this?
00:34:38
Matt LaRose
you
00:34:38
Fuck Off
She's like Linda Hamilton.
00:34:39
Fuck Off
They have to keep coming back to their movies.
00:34:41
Matt LaRose
Oh, I used to love Linda Hamilton. ah You can Richie, you're a survivalist.
00:34:47
Fuck Off
Absolutely.
00:34:48
Matt LaRose
you can You can relate to being to survival. It's simply about survival, much like Alien. Although the cast was a bunch of actors I never heard of, overall they were pretty good. The main character, Rain, was good, but her brother Andy was the best performance by far.
00:35:03
Matt LaRose
This kid acted his acted as assov ah Overall, the movie was pretty good and better than I expected. I'd probably rank it third or fourth among the Alien movies.
00:35:14
Matt LaRose
The original Alien would be number one. I agree. Aliens, number two. i disagree. That movie is shit. And then Prometheus and this flip-flopping third and fourth. It is currently available on Hulu if you want to check it out.
00:35:30
Fuck Off
Is it over?
00:35:31
Matt LaRose
You've got to get Hulu.
00:35:33
Fuck Off
I don't understand why you would have to watch Alien 1, 2, 3, and 4. They're all the same fucking movie. There's nothing different about these movies.
00:35:42
Matt LaRose
That's not true. Alien 1 and Alien...
00:35:43
Fuck Off
100% true.
00:35:44
Matt LaRose
No, Alien 1 and Alien 2 are completely different movies.
00:35:47
Fuck Off
What's different from this movie than all the other movies?
00:35:50
Matt LaRose
I think this one's pretty much just like Alien.
00:35:53
Fuck Off
They're all the same.
00:35:56
Fuck Off
It's terrible.
00:35:57
Matt LaRose
They're different.
00:35:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're different because there are new actors that nobody knows in them.
00:36:02
Matt LaRose
But the first one and the second one are totally different.
00:36:04
Fuck Off
That's because Sigourney Weaver's in it.
00:36:06
Matt LaRose
The first one is an actual horror movie and the second one is shoot-em-up action-adventure movie.
00:36:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's when they're trying to get female strong.
00:36:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That movie sucked.
00:36:18
Fuck Off
They all suck.
00:36:18
Matt LaRose
I love the original Alien and I remember loving the original Alien being like, I can't wait to watch
Critical Look at the Alien Movie Series
00:36:24
Matt LaRose
Aliens. And then I watch Aliens and I'm like, this movie fucking sucks.
00:36:30
Fuck Off
Horrible.
00:36:30
Matt LaRose
It bums me out. I'm going to watch Covenant though. this I mean, not Covenant this one.
00:36:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, why wouldn't you? Go watch that.
00:36:36
Matt LaRose
I actually told...
00:36:36
Fuck Off
Go watch The Gentleman.
00:36:37
Matt LaRose
So the thing is with this is this one takes place like right after the original Alien. There's like a little like a tie-in thing with it and everything.
00:36:44
Fuck Off
Yes, it's all tied in.
00:36:45
Matt LaRose
So I told my brother I'm going to watch the original Alien because I love it so much and then I'll watch this one.
00:36:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, no, that's a great, great idea.
00:36:52
Matt LaRose
If you want, we can do it. We can watch it. We'll pick like a Sunday or something.
00:36:56
Fuck Off
No thanks. I've never seen any of those. I saw the original Alien and I was done with it. Good. and I've seen don't have to see anything else.
00:37:00
Matt LaRose
and It's so good.
00:37:05
Matt LaRose
There you go. Check out Alien Covenant this week.
00:37:11
Fuck Off
What else is out on Hulu?
00:37:14
Matt LaRose
Well, Shane's reality show is coming out in like two weeks on Hulu.
00:37:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's not now.
00:37:19
Matt LaRose
You need to get it. I was just on my Hulu poking around the other day. Well, the new season of Shorzy is on Hulu. So you can watch that.
00:37:33
Fuck Off
trying to talk myself into getting this Disney thing again to watch.
00:37:38
Matt LaRose
Shane.
00:37:39
Fuck Off
No, the Daredevil guy.
00:37:40
Matt LaRose
Oh, Oh, it's a new episode out.
00:37:43
Fuck Off
i don't want to give, dis I just don't want to give Disney any money at all.
00:37:45
Matt LaRose
I got to watch it. I know I'm with you. I actually hate Disney as much. Let me ask you this. Do you know anything about this whole snow white thing that's going on?
00:37:55
Fuck Off
Not really. ive read about it. I don't get what it's about.
00:37:58
Matt LaRose
I know that they,
00:37:58
Fuck Off
Is it just the fact that she's Latin playing Snow White?
00:38:01
Matt LaRose
is she lat? I thought she was like Indian or something.
00:38:07
Fuck Off
I think she's Latin. She's Latinx.
00:38:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, maybe. So is that...
00:38:10
Fuck Off
Even if she's Indian, neither one of those things are Snow White.
00:38:10
Matt LaRose
I
00:38:13
Matt LaRose
i know.
00:38:15
Fuck Off
But who cares? Like, who's making it a big deal?
00:38:18
Matt LaRose
I don't know. It's fucking terrible either way.
00:38:19
Fuck Off
It's a fucking movie.
00:38:23
Matt LaRose
But if you're going to make...
00:38:23
Fuck Off
People used to get mad when they'd cast, like, white people as Indians or black people.
00:38:28
Matt LaRose
They should redo Black Panther, but I'll play Black Panther.
00:38:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, can you imagine that? Like, is that racist now? Let's start making real movies again.
00:38:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm with you. Movies suck, dude. Remember how often we used to go to the fucking movies?
00:38:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going to have to go next Friday.
00:38:46
Matt LaRose
Why? What's next Friday?
00:38:48
Fuck Off
Big, big, big, huge premiere coming. like
00:38:50
Matt LaRose
Jason Statham.
00:38:51
Fuck Off
Jason Statham.
00:38:52
Matt LaRose
Wow. I did see that he had a new movie coming out.
00:38:54
Fuck Off
In theaters only. It's supposed to be incredible, as always.
00:38:56
Matt LaRose
Wow. oh well Oh, wow.
00:38:59
Fuck Off
I'm going to have to go see that.
00:39:00
Matt LaRose
You're not going to wait two weeks for it to come out on HBO Max?
00:39:04
Fuck Off
I don't think so. don't know if I can.
00:39:08
Matt LaRose
I get it. I'm going to to do the same thing when Thunderbolts comes out.
00:39:15
Fuck Off
Who's better than Jason Statham? By the way, Matty, are you getting in a nap? You have a big night tonight, don't you?
00:39:21
Matt LaRose
I have a big night tonight. don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:24
Fuck Off
There's a B's game. They're playing at 10 p.m.
00:39:26
Matt LaRose
Oh, no.
00:39:26
Fuck Off
tonight out of the Anaheim Ducks.
00:39:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't watch the
Bruins' Struggles and Hockey Discussions
00:39:30
Matt LaRose
Bruins anymore.
00:39:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, you went through a phase, but you're back, right? They're playing at 10.
00:39:33
Matt LaRose
No, they the West Coast, never stay up.
00:39:35
Fuck Off
you staying up?
00:39:36
Matt LaRose
yeah no and they play on the west coast i never stay up
00:39:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:39:41
Matt LaRose
I am going to watch the Florida Panthers on Friday night, though.
00:39:46
Matt LaRose
Seven o'clock, it'll be on ESPN+.
00:39:50
Matt LaRose
Their new player is going to be bym making his debut that day, so going to watch that.
00:39:55
Fuck Off
Is that the first night?
00:39:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're they're projecting he'll be in the lineup on Friday night. That was a big announcement today.
00:40:02
Fuck Off
What's he been doing? Vacationing?
00:40:03
Matt LaRose
no No, he was injured. He was injured from the Four Nations.
00:40:07
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:40:08
Matt LaRose
And he never even ended up – he never played another game with the Bruins. They got back from the Four Nations. He was injured, and then they traded him.
00:40:15
Fuck Off
That's fucking good.
00:40:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:18
Fuck Off
Get rid of them all.
00:40:19
Matt LaRose
Yep. Then I heard today that now there's there's locker room drama saying that ah you're actually going to like this. You want to you want to get into the rumor mill? i got some I got a hot take for you.
00:40:30
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:40:31
Fuck Off
That's two hot takes. They're so hot.
00:40:33
Matt LaRose
Let me find this. I actually forgot to have this ready to go.
00:40:35
Fuck Off
So hot.
00:40:37
Matt LaRose
ah
00:40:38
Fuck Off
It's the hottest of the hot.
00:40:42
Matt LaRose
Yikes, a major locker room rift seems to be happening with the Bruins. Tensions are mounting in the Boston Bruins locker room, and veteran defenseman Nikita Zdorov may have pulled back the curtain on growing frustration, specifically aimed at goaltender Jeremy Swayman.
00:41:02
Matt LaRose
He said, quote, everything goes in it's embarrassing. And Bruins Nikita Zdorov calls out Jeremy Swayman. What
00:41:12
Fuck Off
hmm
00:41:14
Matt LaRose
you think about that hot take, Dickie? Yeah?
00:41:18
Fuck Off
here's what I think I think that's a conversation that Sackick pulled the old Z aside and said go stir up some shit and get in this kid's head there's no one else there really anymore to go do it
00:41:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah? Yeah, veteran defenseman, who's guy who's been there.
00:41:35
Matt LaRose
Say,
00:41:36
Fuck Off
So they need other people to step up. This could be one of those. I don't know.
00:41:39
Matt LaRose
hey, bro, I need you to go be a leader.
00:41:41
Fuck Off
I'm just spitballing.
00:41:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:44
Fuck Off
Not that that shit hasn't been done before. But yeah, why wouldn't they be pissed? They lost their whole team. They paid up 60 mil and he hasn't performed.
00:41:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:52
Fuck Off
Now, did the rest of the team, do they let him down because they're not scoring? go There are many things that go into this, but he probably should be playing a little bit better.
00:42:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, they're getting trounced like seven to two and shit like that. Like this, it's fun. Actually, hold on, hold on. I forgot that I screenshotted another stat thing that I wanted to share with you. Cause I knew you were going to ask me about these fucking guys.
00:42:17
Matt LaRose
Uh, in their last six games played, the Bruins are zero and six. They've scored 11 goals and allowed 30 goals and six games.
00:42:31
Fuck Off
So, I mean, this is bad for the new head coach, too. Like, what does that mean?
00:42:36
Matt LaRose
It's bad for everybody.
00:42:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, this isn't good.
00:42:40
Matt LaRose
This is bad for the coach. This is bad. This is bad for Sweeney and Cam. They've completely lost the fucking team.
00:42:45
Fuck Off
Oh, it's terribly bad. for their They're gone at the end of this year, but it's a matter of whether they keep Sackick, whoever the new regime is.
00:42:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:53
Matt LaRose
ice Yeah.
00:42:53
Fuck Off
And they should give him a shot, but I don't know if they will.
00:42:58
Matt LaRose
We may be seeing if they they need to do a full you're halfway there.
00:42:58
Fuck Off
They could Gerard Mayo him.
00:43:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's some sad. Listen, handsome fella. I've been saying this for, honestly, the whole season, if we're being honest. like I've been saying this since last year, if we're being honest.
00:43:12
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. I can't even believe. i can't It's had to happen for the last 10 years, honestly.
00:43:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, for sure. It's just painful to keep hanging on with these old fucks and they don't do anything to make themselves better ever.
00:43:22
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:43:26
Matt LaRose
They fucking suck. It's embarrassing. Pastas, like where the fuck is like, it's,
00:43:34
Fuck Off
Get rid of that guy.
00:43:37
Matt LaRose
You fucking, this fucking goalie fucking asshole holds out, makes a big fucking deal at it. It's like all, it was all the hot news was around the Bruins and the off season. Cause what's going to happen with Swayman? What's going to happen with Swayman? And now they fucking, this kid makes a big fucking dog and pony fucking drama show out of the whole thing.
00:43:56
Matt LaRose
And then what does he do? Once they fucking give him the bag, he fucking lays a stinker night after fucking night.
00:44:02
Fuck Off
What did I say? Pay Omar.
00:44:06
Matt LaRose
even the point Even to the point where these fucking dudes on Chicklets who are usually pretty fucking good about the Bruins and shit like that, even them on this week, they were like, the Bruins are fucking terrible, dude.
00:44:08
Fuck Off
They should have kept Omar.
00:44:19
Matt LaRose
In my Morning Brew podcast that I still listen to because I love fucking Jaffe and fucking Razor Raycroft, even these guys are like they're fuck like, it's like you can't hide from the fact that the Bruins are fucking abysmal.
00:44:31
Fuck Off
No, they've already checked out. They're done for the year. They've been done for the year. That's why i don't understand why he's not mixing up lines or bringing up other players to play. There is no way they're getting into the playoffs.
00:44:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:42
Fuck Off
So let them get some experience and then start seeing what you have for trade capital or potential new starters
00:44:50
Matt LaRose
They fucking
00:44:51
Fuck Off
or role players. They need so much.
00:44:53
Matt LaRose
like we came up
00:44:54
Fuck Off
They're like the Patriots.
00:44:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, we came off of such a heater off the fucking Four Nations Cup, and that was such like a big thing for fucking hockey. And hockey's still running red hot right now, and the Bruins just fucking were already in a fucking downward slope.
00:45:09
Matt LaRose
And then if the Four Nations happened, then it was just fucking straight You always said you just got to get your foot in the door, handsome fellow.
00:45:14
Fuck Off
It all – listen, you know me. I'm not the guy to say I told you so.
00:45:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, but here's the thing, man. ah The Four Nations thing killed the hockey season.
00:45:29
Matt LaRose
it did
00:45:30
Fuck Off
I said it all along. All I did was get yelled at and ostracized.
00:45:33
Matt LaRose
while it was this doesn't matter. It was fucking awesome. It was worth it.
00:45:36
Fuck Off
Guess I was right.
00:45:37
Matt LaRose
It was worth it.
00:45:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was awesome. was worth it to lose your entire team so that you're never going to be good again for the next five years.
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
Listen, my team, my team, the four nations didn't, the four nations just ended the fucking, they were already bleeding out. They were getting death by a thousand cuts. You ever heard that before?
00:45:54
Fuck Off
No.
00:45:55
Matt LaRose
And the four nations capital just the four nations cup was just a mercy killing to the Bruins. They just came in and just grabbed the Bruins by the fucking hair and pulled their head back and just split the throat.
00:46:06
Fuck Off
If anything, I got the Florida Panthers a lot of new fans. MEC?
00:46:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You're talking to one of them. Hanson.
00:46:11
Fuck Off
Me? Me?
00:46:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You, me, everybody's going to eyes are on the Panthers, dude.
00:46:15
Fuck Off
i mean
00:46:19
Matt LaRose
I hope.
00:46:21
Fuck Off
It's really the best thing that, in hindsight, I wanted to get rid of Marshawn anyway. I could have seen them keeping him a year to try to put some players if they were to something, but they're not. So it's really the best situation that could have happened is that he's down there.
00:46:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:35
Fuck Off
They really do need to package up everybody else and get some.
00:46:39
Matt LaRose
Maybe the writing was on the wall and he knew it and they knew it and he was like, send me to Florida, man. I want to go somewhere where I can have, like, enjoy myself.
00:46:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, send me somewhere warm.
00:46:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. and Send me with a bunch of people that are just like me so I don't have to be the only asshole on the team.
00:46:56
Fuck Off
It's crazy. I've been watching this show called The Residence on Netflix.
00:47:01
Matt LaRose
What's that?
00:47:03
Fuck Off
That girl, she's from Medfield. she's in the She was in Orange is the New Black.
00:47:08
Matt LaRose
Oh,
00:47:09
Fuck Off
Crazy Eyes. She stars in the show. It's pretty funny. It's kind of like one of those, you know, it's one of those clue, mystery, knives out type of things.
00:47:18
Matt LaRose
oh cool.
00:47:19
Fuck Off
And she she plays this, like, the world's most brilliant detective.
00:47:23
Matt LaRose
What is it called?
00:47:23
Fuck Off
Just the residents. So there's a murder at the inside the White House.
00:47:29
Matt LaRose
ah cool.
00:47:29
Fuck Off
And they're trying to figure out who's... What's going on. I mean, it's... It's pretty funny.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
I like shows like that.
00:47:36
Fuck Off
It's so stupid. Yeah. well It's a whodunit.
00:47:39
Matt LaRose
ahll watch that I'll add that to my list.
00:47:42
Fuck Off
and And Bronson Pinchot is in it. Belky.
00:47:45
Matt LaRose
I don't know.
00:47:45
Fuck Off
from From Perfect Strangers. You don't know Belky?
00:47:49
Matt LaRose
No, what's perfect strangers?
00:47:51
Fuck Off
It's sitcom in the 80s, you nitwit.
00:47:53
Matt LaRose
Oh, I was born in the eighties.
00:47:58
Fuck Off
Maybe.
00:48:00
Matt LaRose
I got another hot take for you.
00:48:02
Fuck Off
What is it? They're so hot.
00:48:03
Matt LaRose
They're so hot. Oh man, they're so hot. um We're still on Ovi watch here. We're now six goals away from Ovi getting this, getting the,
00:48:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, so it's not going to be at the Bruins.
00:48:16
Matt LaRose
well, unless he, well, here's the thing. They were talking about the next few Capitals games and it still could happen because the Capitals are about to play a bunch of fucking terrible teams. So he would have to score like two goals a game. Let me pull it up. I looked at it earlier.
00:48:32
Matt LaRose
Let me see. Teams, Capitals, bam. So they, got so tonight they have Minnesota who are fucking terrible and he can score a goal.
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
And then Sunday night they're playing Buffalo who are fucking terrible and he can score goals. And then Tuesday they're playing the Bruins who is terrible. And so he would have to score six goals and in three games.
00:48:56
Fuck Off
I hope he scores them all against the Bruins.
00:48:57
Matt LaRose
I hope so too.
00:48:58
Fuck Off
I hope he puts up a double Hattie.
00:49:01
Matt LaRose
i actually wanted I actually want him to break the record against the Bruins.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, it'll be good history.
00:49:06
Matt LaRose
I want every bad possible things to happen to the Bruins.
Ovechkin's Record Pursuit
00:49:10
Matt LaRose
Other than people like getting injured or killed, i want to happen to them.
00:49:13
Fuck Off
Well, that's just six to tie.
00:49:13
Matt LaRose
Bad karma things.
00:49:15
Fuck Off
He's got to break it, right? He needs seven.
00:49:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Six to tie, needs seven. Or five to tie and six to... I think they said six was the magic number. But anyway, so listen to this. I'll pull that up in a second. But after they got Boston, then they have the Carolina Hurricanes, who fucking suck.
00:49:32
Matt LaRose
Then after that, they have the Chicago Blackhawks, who fucking suck. And then after that, they have the Islanders, who also fucking suck.
00:49:39
Fuck Off
Who doesn't suck?
00:49:41
Matt LaRose
ah Winnipeg, who they just played.
00:49:45
Fuck Off
They're done.
00:49:47
Matt LaRose
Who?
00:49:48
Fuck Off
Winnipeg.
00:49:49
Matt LaRose
winnipegs Winnipeg and the Capitals are the only two teams that are in the playoffs right now.
00:49:54
Fuck Off
Someone just got hurt for them. He's done. To
00:49:56
Matt LaRose
Oh, I don't know.
00:49:58
Matt LaRose
Six goals to 895. So he needs five. Six goals away from breaking the record.
00:50:04
Fuck Off
tie.
00:50:06
Matt LaRose
So he needs five to tie it, six to break it.
00:50:10
Fuck Off
So he needs five before, he needs five in two games, which won't happen.
00:50:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or if he or well if he can get six in three games, he'll break it against the Bruins.
00:50:23
Fuck Off
Right, two, four, six, but you it's going to be tough to do.
00:50:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:28
Matt LaRose
It'll be tough to do, but I would love that.
00:50:31
Fuck Off
Was it you who sent that thing out with the the guy playing Wayne Gretzky?
00:50:36
Matt LaRose
That was Corrigan that sent that.
00:50:37
Fuck Off
That was fucking awesome.
00:50:38
Matt LaRose
That was funny.
00:50:39
Fuck Off
Wait, he's going to break my goal. I'm an assist guy, right? You guys know that, right?
00:50:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:43
Fuck Off
How many assists does he have? Oh, so as soon as he gets 1,400 more assists, let me know.
00:50:49
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:50:53
Matt LaRose
It is great.
00:50:55
Fuck Off
You guys know I was just an c assist guy, right? i didn't even score goals.
00:51:01
Matt LaRose
um
00:51:03
Matt LaRose
Another hot take for you. Ooh, they're so hot. I didn't realize this last week, but one one FC had an event in Japan at the Saitama Super Arena, which is where they used to do all the old Pride events.
00:51:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:51:17
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. There's that chick screaming her head off.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
and Yeah, she was there. They have her do the do the things too. And they had the big stage and everything. It was really awesome. And there was a lot of This is very interesting. There was a lot of Thailand versus jim Japan kickboxing and Muay Thai fights.
00:51:37
Matt LaRose
And the Japanese fighters beat the Thai boxers. some of the Two of the best Thai boxers in the world, Taiwan Chai and Superbon, got beaten by...
00:51:48
Matt LaRose
Japanese fighters in Saitama. It was like a big, like, holy shit. We can't believe that the Japanese got their kickboxing shit together. But then in the main event of the evening, you had my man Rod Tang versus the number one Japanese kickboxer on the planet, Takaru.
00:51:59
Fuck Off
Rao Tang.
00:52:04
Fuck Off
Didn't work out for him.
00:52:06
Matt LaRose
No, Rod Tang hit him with the left hook about 48 seconds at around one, and that was it. So he saved the day for Thailand because the other Thais got fucked up, but not Rod Tang.
00:52:11
Fuck Off
saw that. That was sick.
00:52:17
Fuck Off
He ended it on a good night.
00:52:18
Matt LaRose
You saw Rod Tang, huh?
00:52:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, sent the clip, remember?
00:52:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, did you send it? Yeah.
00:52:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, the knockout was only like, yeah, it didn't last long.
00:52:23
Matt LaRose
Rod Tang.
00:52:26
Fuck Off
It was easy.
00:52:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It was cool because there's actually, it was so, because it was in Japan, it was like how the old pride events were, where it started at like four o'clock in the morning on Sunday morning.
00:52:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's good for me. It's bad for them.
00:52:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And it worked out well for me because I had eaten so much greasy pizza at your house that around 4am I had to get up to absolutely destroy my toilet. So then,
00:52:48
Fuck Off
I did that as well, but I was watching the F1 races.
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
So I was able to actually catch some of it and I was able to see a bunch of the fights. So it was really cool, man. One's doing a really good job of, uh, they used, when they would do their cards, they would be, have like really MMA heavy cards. And now they're doing a really good job of mixing like m MMA with Muay Thai with kickboxing. So it's, they have good events. So, and then also there's a new, uh, I could not fucking wait to tell you about this.
00:53:20
Matt LaRose
There's a new, fight promotion called dirty boxing.
New Fight Promotions and Motorsports
00:53:25
Fuck Off
Oh, wait a second. I just read about this.
00:53:28
Matt LaRose
This is Richie. You fucking are going to love this. They just had their first event. So the dirty boxing rules are you have, ah i think they have gloves on.
00:53:40
Matt LaRose
They're
00:53:40
Fuck Off
No, they've got the little gloves on and they've and they can throw elbows and shit, right?
00:53:43
Matt LaRose
like, yeah, they can throw elbows and they can clinch. So they had their first event, which had two former UFC stars in it. Number one.
00:53:55
Fuck Off
Andre Arlovsky. That's who I read.
00:53:57
Matt LaRose
Yes. Did you see his knockout?
00:53:58
Fuck Off
Okay. Yeah, with an elbow.
00:54:00
Matt LaRose
He did a step in elbow, bang, upward elbow, and just exploded this dude's fucking eye, dude. It was awesome.
00:54:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, now he wants to come back to the UFC.
00:54:07
Matt LaRose
This fucking guy like 40-something years old, dude.
00:54:08
Fuck Off
47. It's amazing.
00:54:12
Fuck Off
forty seven
00:54:13
Matt LaRose
47 years old. The fucking pitbull Andre Arlovsky. He's fucking unreal, man. He's great. He's my favorite fighter for so long, and he's still doing it, dude.
00:54:24
Fuck Off
amazing
00:54:24
Matt LaRose
And then also, there was another one. Yoel Romero, the soldier of God, did a dirty boxing.
00:54:30
Fuck Off
Oh, he must have killed somebody.
00:54:31
Matt LaRose
love you! Dude, he knocked this fucking dude so out, dude. And then he like did a flip over the ropes afterwards. and like you know And the other thing that's crazy about him, dude, is he's even bigger now.
00:54:44
Fuck Off
No.
00:54:45
Matt LaRose
He's huge now, dude.
00:54:47
Fuck Off
So they don't really test as much, it seems, in the bare knuckle of it.
00:54:48
Matt LaRose
I mean, i don't know i don't know what made him what made him bigger. It could just be that he's living good, but...
00:54:55
Fuck Off
Well, he's getting older, so it's natural when you get older, you get more muscle and larger.
00:54:58
Matt LaRose
Right, right. See, the thing is, my man, the Pitbull, has like a little bit of a belly on him.
00:55:05
Fuck Off
No?
00:55:05
Matt LaRose
Not too big, but he's got a little bit of a belly. And you know so that's like we're talking about. Yoel has just more thickness to every everywhere that he was already thick.
00:55:15
Fuck Off
Well, wait for that fight to be made next, and I think Andre will be a little more caught up next time.
00:55:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think he'll probably have to take that one.
00:55:21
Fuck Off
Because he was never one to shy away from that stuff back in the day either.
00:55:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he'll have to take that one a little bit more seriously.
00:55:29
Fuck Off
That belly he has used to be 12-pack.
00:55:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, of solid Russian steel. um
00:55:35
Fuck Off
Belarusian.
00:55:37
Matt LaRose
But I wonder if, because he's tight with fucking GameBread, so I'm wondering if the next time they do a GameBread bare-knuckle m MMA card, I bet you Andre will fight on that.
00:55:49
Fuck Off
Andrei Olowski's got great boxing and stuff like that.
00:55:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:53
Fuck Off
I mean, there's, um,
00:55:55
Matt LaRose
This dirty boxing shit, dude, I'll watch this all day. If you just let him box with elbows, that's fucking awesome.
00:56:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's pretty good. the Who's the guy? There's I'm not sure if it's just the bare knuckle one or what it is, but Ben Rothwell is in one of these.
00:56:13
Matt LaRose
That's so he does the game bread MMA. I think it is or no, he did the bare knuckle boxing.
00:56:18
Fuck Off
Whichever one he's doing. That guy's also not young. He's got to be 47.
00:56:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's from Wisconsin.
00:56:23
Fuck Off
what he said He is fucking scary, man. That guy knocks out everybody he touches.
00:56:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just did bare knuckle boxing was what he did.
00:56:32
Fuck Off
He's a giant human that just fucking absolutely mercs people.
00:56:37
Matt LaRose
Big Ben Rothwell.
00:56:41
Matt LaRose
What was his last?
00:56:42
Fuck Off
I don't know who's going to knock that guy out. He's fucking huge. He's like, what is he? Six fucking five.
00:56:48
Matt LaRose
He's a monster.
00:56:51
Fuck Off
Maybe he's six, six. He punches.
00:56:54
Matt LaRose
He is six foot four, 265 pounds.
00:56:54
Fuck Off
His hands are huge. Yeah,
00:56:58
Matt LaRose
Ben Rothwell.
00:56:59
Fuck Off
that's because that's the limit.
00:57:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. because he's from ah wisconsin ben rothwell
00:57:09
Fuck Off
He's 6'4 and 265. I'm 265 and I'm He's got
00:57:17
Matt LaRose
and
00:57:17
Fuck Off
good six inches on me. You start doing that math. That's not working out in my favor.
00:57:22
Matt LaRose
He's from Kenosha, Wisconsin.
00:57:24
Fuck Off
Kenosha.
00:57:24
Matt LaRose
He just won ah one month ago. He won the bare knuckle fighting championship heavyweight title.
00:57:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, no one's going to beat him.
00:57:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I agree with that.
00:57:36
Matt LaRose
Honestly, he's some of these guys, some bare knuckle boxing is great for some of these guys.
00:57:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, I wish that that, what's his name, would come over?
00:57:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, that would be fucking awesome.
00:57:44
Fuck Off
Tyson Fury.
00:57:46
Matt LaRose
If he did that, they should have him fight Ben Rothwell.
00:57:47
Fuck Off
He's a gypsy. Let him come do what they've always done. That would be a great fight.
00:57:52
Matt LaRose
That would be fucking awesome.
00:57:53
Fuck Off
He might be the only guy who could beat him, but i'm not I don't even know if he could.
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
That's like literally like both of those dudes are just some fucking, he's a gypsy from fucking England and he's a fucking farmer from fucking Kenosha, Wisconsin.
00:58:04
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:09
Matt LaRose
Like,
00:58:10
Fuck Off
They should fight. It's a match made in heaven.
00:58:11
Matt LaRose
that's like That's like if they were in a bar or and they would be fighting out behind a barn. or You know what I mean? like they would be That's the like ultimate matchup of all time.
00:58:22
Fuck Off
it's the best ever.
00:58:24
Matt LaRose
And they're like, yeah.
00:58:24
Fuck Off
They'd both be making fun of the way each other talks because they can't understand each other.
00:58:28
Matt LaRose
And they're similar in age.
00:58:30
Fuck Off
It's a great fight. I'm a genius.
00:58:32
Matt LaRose
You are. You should contact Conor McGregor because he's the bare knuckle boxing guy now.
00:58:37
Fuck Off
Is he?
00:58:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's like he goes to all their events. he like owns a bunch of the company and stuff. He walks around with a bare knuckle he walks around with a bareknuckle fighting championship belt everywhere and goes to all the...
00:58:44
Fuck Off
I would tweet it, but I don't tweet.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
and He's a douchebag, too.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
He is such a douchebag.
00:58:54
Fuck Off
He's running for the presidency of Ireland.
00:58:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's really pretty getting pretty outspoken about immigrants and shit like that.
00:59:01
Fuck Off
But does he know he's got to stop doing coke?
00:59:04
Matt LaRose
And banging everything.
00:59:05
Fuck Off
makes him It makes his behavior erratic. don't know.
00:59:10
Matt LaRose
I hope he becomes the president of Ireland.
00:59:12
Fuck Off
There's no fucking way they would vote that way.
00:59:14
Matt LaRose
That would be awesome if he did.
00:59:16
Fuck Off
It would be. i don't think they do it.
00:59:19
Matt LaRose
They don't have the balls.
00:59:20
Fuck Off
No.
00:59:21
Matt LaRose
if they really If they were real Irish, they'd let them do it.
00:59:25
Fuck Off
They're not.
00:59:26
Matt LaRose
They're not.
00:59:28
Matt LaRose
Richie, did you watch? Did you last week we talked about and you said you'd be interested in watching? Did you happen to keep up with Safari Rally Kenya over the weekend at all?
00:59:40
Fuck Off
Well, I had some updates being sent to me from the ground, so I was able to and was able to keep up with it some.
00:59:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Oh, really?
00:59:46
Matt LaRose
You had boots on the ground. How'd you like your first rally race?
00:59:51
Fuck Off
You know conceptually, some of it's pretty cool. Like you're racing, that's cool.
01:00:05
Fuck Off
But, and then you got to, you got tools and shit that you got to fix your shit up and it's a time-based thing.
01:00:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:11
Fuck Off
That's cool. You got to fix it yourself. Or if you get the time out and you still have to fix your car, you just keep fixing it until it's ready to go. And that just cuts into your time. So you keep going.
01:00:22
Fuck Off
That part's cool.
01:00:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you just get served a time penalty and you have to try to fight back.
01:00:25
Fuck Off
I mean, so some of that stuff's cool, but I prefer the chaos of all the cars together fighting it out.
01:00:32
Matt LaRose
I can see that. I can see how it's exciting to have more cars on at once.
01:00:37
Fuck Off
And if I'm driving, I don't want some dude saying left, left, right, left, right.
01:00:42
Matt LaRose
Well, you need you need that.
01:00:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would need it, but I don't want him.
01:00:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, that's why you wouldn't be a good that's why you can't be a rally driver. You would be you would be in the weeds.
01:00:49
Fuck Off
No, that's why I'm an F1 guy. I can just shut his mic off.
01:00:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you'd be in the weeds.
01:00:53
Fuck Off
Quiet, please.
01:00:55
Matt LaRose
You'd be in the weeds so fast.
01:00:55
Fuck Off
Quiet, please. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. That's what Lewis Hamilton kept yelling through was his mouthpiece to his guy in the Ferrari.
01:01:06
Matt LaRose
where did they Where did they race? They were in China, right? Because I watched the sprint.
01:01:09
Fuck Off
they did They did Australia and then they did China.
01:01:12
Matt LaRose
she Yeah.
01:01:14
Fuck Off
And then he got he won the sprint and then he got they both got disqualified for their cars being all jockeyed up.
01:01:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What's up with that?
01:01:22
Fuck Off
What's up with that is Ferrari fucking sucks. They need to get their shit together.
01:01:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I agree. That's embarrassing.
01:01:29
Fuck Off
They are embarrassing. The car is just, it's it's not adequate enough to keep up. I'm psyched that the McLarens are doing well. I'd rather see them fighting it out with Red Bull. That's fun.
01:01:41
Fuck Off
But even the Red Bull cars about to be, they had their dominance. They're being passed and they're going to be passed again. Mercedes is coming on. I think next year they should have a new engine, which should be interesting.
01:01:52
Fuck Off
If Ferrari doesn't get some shit going on their technology and their path to where they want to go, they could be fucked.
01:01:59
Matt LaRose
And don't forget the old red, white, blue is coming back.
01:02:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, that'll all be fun.
01:02:04
Matt LaRose
And if you're not fucking on Team America, you're fucked up, man.
01:02:08
Fuck Off
Team America rules.
01:02:09
Matt LaRose
I'm hoping I think America is going to make a big over the next couple of years. You're going to see America and fucking ah formula one in America and the world rally championship. And it's going to be fucking awesome.
01:02:21
Fuck Off
A lot of people are getting, I'm starting to like it less the more people like it, F1, but.
01:02:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's that's I hate formula one.
01:02:30
Fuck Off
But because people are doing like, what do you call it? Fantasy sports on and shit.
01:02:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I can't.
01:02:35
Fuck Off
I hate when that stuff happens to a sport.
01:02:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:37
Fuck Off
It ruins it.
01:02:38
Matt LaRose
It does.
01:02:39
Fuck Off
It's just fucking, I block it out. I don't like, there are certain people that even watch it that are like, oh, did you see it? Great. i don't even like hearing from them. Makes me hate them.
01:02:49
Matt LaRose
No. I only, the Aqualad is a big, big Formula One guy.
01:02:54
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:02:54
Matt LaRose
So he tells me when the races are. i try to watch. I like to watch the races. I like the racing.
01:02:59
Fuck Off
They're fucking awesome, man.
01:03:00
Matt LaRose
So if I'm around and he'll text me and say, like, Friday night, I didn't even know the fucking sprint was on. I was just, I had fucking gone to the gym, gone grocery shopping. It was super late. I had just sat down and watched tv watched some TV.
01:03:13
Matt LaRose
And he texted me and said the Formula One sprint starts in like 20 minutes. And I was like, oh, I'll fucking watch that. And then I didn't see much of the race itself.
01:03:20
Fuck Off
Then Lewis Hamilton took over.
01:03:21
Matt LaRose
but
01:03:25
Matt LaRose
And then, ah yeah, so if I know that there's a race on, I'll watch a race, but I can't. I hate all the bullshit with it. I like to watch rally racing. It's real racing. Same thing, but I'll watch anything.
01:03:35
Matt LaRose
if i know that there's The other day I was watching ATV racing from the Supercross track on the infield in Daytona. It was fucking awesome.
01:03:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, I wouldn't watch that, but I love watching motocross. I will say that.
01:03:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think Motocross, by the way, Motocross at Jolot Stadium in like two weeks.
01:03:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll go to that.
01:03:52
Matt LaRose
That's a good time.
01:03:52
Fuck Off
Like, that's something I would go to.
01:03:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:54
Fuck Off
I like that shit.
01:03:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's a good time. little bra bra
01:03:59
Fuck Off
But there are also, there are other people that they're racing against. I like the competitive race.
01:04:05
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing with rally is you got to get, you got to see who you're going shape battling.
01:04:06
Fuck Off
Yes, it's about time. Yes, it's about time. But it's also about strategy. Yeah, exactly.
01:04:12
Matt LaRose
So is rally. You're battling for tenths of a second all the time.
01:04:15
Fuck Off
I know. I know, but they're...
01:04:16
Matt LaRose
rally The thing is with rally, the the races are usually a lot tighter. like the next So the next rally in the calendar is in the Canary Islands in Spain.
01:04:25
Matt LaRose
and And it's a tarmac rally.
01:04:25
Fuck Off
Oh, the most temperate place on the planet.
01:04:29
Fuck Off
Interesting.
01:04:30
Matt LaRose
So this will be a lot faster, a lot split times and everything. The thing about rally Kenya is it's awesome because it's absolute chaos.
01:04:39
Fuck Off
ah
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01:04:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:40
Fuck Off
Look, it was worth watching.
01:04:41
Fuck Off
It was fucking cool to zip through the country like that.
01:04:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. But when you start seeing, like especially with the tarmac rallies, or Rally Finland is my second favorite, that's the craziest rally because it's high the highest speeds in the championship on dirt roads that are built like roller coasters.
01:04:58
Fuck Off
What about the ice?
01:04:58
Matt LaRose
And they're big and wide.
01:04:59
Fuck Off
Where's the ice come into play?
01:05:00
Matt LaRose
That's Rally Sweden. that was You missed that one. That was the last rally.
01:05:03
Matt LaRose
That's in February. i Well, i would have said well this I'm going to make you a rally fan this year, and I started one rally too late.
01:05:03
Fuck Off
I like that one.
01:05:12
Fuck Off
I don't know.
01:05:12
Matt LaRose
i figured I figured that you would like Kenya because it was so chaotic and the cars are...
01:05:16
Fuck Off
yeah I like that. No doubt about it.
01:05:17
Matt LaRose
You get a lot of ingenuity and how to fix it and shit like that.
01:05:17
Fuck Off
I like it all. I mean, i guess if they're going all these different locations, that makes it fun too. But didn't they used to race with people out there together?
01:05:23
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:05:27
Matt LaRose
Well, that's Rallycross.
01:05:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what I want.
01:05:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Rallycross is in a weird place right now.
01:05:33
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:05:35
Matt LaRose
So...
01:05:36
Fuck Off
Who's fighting this week? Anyone? Did we talk about that?
01:05:37
Matt LaRose
There are fights this week. we're not We haven't gotten there yet. We were working on hot takes.
01:05:40
Fuck Off
Where are going to?
01:05:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, where that was the next thing because all my hot takes are done.
01:05:43
Fuck Off
ah Patriots signed Stefan Diggs. I don't know.
01:05:46
Matt LaRose
Tell me about this. I don't know who this guy is. I asked you and my brother, and neither of you answered me. Mark sends me a picture, says, fucking, they signed this guy.
01:05:51
Fuck Off
Who?
01:05:54
Matt LaRose
go, who's that? He goes, great wide receiver. I said, from where? And he never answered me. So i don't even know anything about this guy.
01:06:00
Fuck Off
Stefan Diggs, he was he was with the Buffalo Bills and he was with the Houston Texans. he has like he's He's been in the league 10 years. I think he had six his last six seasons were all 1,000-yard seasons.
01:06:15
Fuck Off
And then last year he blew out his knee at the age of 31. So can he come back?
01:06:19
Matt LaRose
oh
01:06:20
Fuck Off
Is he worth the money? He's not a big target, meaning he's not tall. But he's really he used to be fast and could make separation. I just think his time has passed. I thought they gave him a little too much money. But if they need a guy to come in and want to be the guy and teach other guys, that'll be great. I just don't think he's that guy.
01:06:41
Matt LaRose
and See, that was great. That was a great breakdown.
Anticipating UFC in Mexico City
01:06:45
Matt LaRose
ah This weekend, you got UFC Mexico City.
01:06:49
Fuck Off
Oh, that's right. This is going to be fun.
01:06:51
Matt LaRose
Viva Mexico because the fights in Mexico are always fucking awesome.
01:06:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll come up to Mexican music like marachis and mariachis.
01:06:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Mariacha bands. And you know how much Dana White loves the Mexicans. So if they're throwing a fucking party in Mexico city, it's going to be a big deal.
01:07:05
Fuck Off
He should have waited a week, isn't it? Oh, no, that's April. Should have done it for Cinco de Mayo.
01:07:12
Matt LaRose
ah He'll I'm sure he'll do a big Cinco de Mayo card. um So the prelim start at four in the afternoon.
01:07:22
Matt LaRose
Uh, there's a bunch of fights on the undercard. I'm just going to touch on a couple of them. Women's straw weight. Julia post starry takes on loopy. Godinez loopy.
01:07:31
Fuck Off
Loopy.
01:07:33
Matt LaRose
Um, CJ Viraga takes on Edgar Shari is. I know who that CJ Viraga guy is.
01:07:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, I do too.
01:07:40
Matt LaRose
The main card starts at 7 PM. You got, uh, Ronaldo Rodriguez and Kevin Boris.
01:07:43
Fuck Off
So late.
01:07:49
Fuck Off
Boring more like
01:07:50
Matt LaRose
David Martinez and Simon Olivera.
01:07:54
Fuck Off
Simon later.
01:07:55
Matt LaRose
Here, now we're going to get into them right here. You got a Vincent Morales taking on Raul Rosas Jr.
01:08:02
Fuck Off
Oh, this kid can fight. I got him.
01:08:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And he's super young, too. And his face his face looks like a baked potato.
01:08:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's like 19.
01:08:10
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:08:10
Fuck Off
He can fucking fight.
01:08:13
Matt LaRose
ah Then you got, this is actually a good fight, is Kelvin Gastelum is taking on Joe Pfeiffer, who is, which one?
01:08:20
Fuck Off
I can't believe he's still fighting. Gastelum.
01:08:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
01:08:25
Fuck Off
Both of them.
01:08:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Joe Pfeiffer is Sean Brady's teammate.
01:08:27
Fuck Off
Are they both 40?
01:08:29
Matt LaRose
Kelvin Gastelum is 33, Pfeiffer is 28.
01:08:33
Fuck Off
I got Pfeiffer.
01:08:35
Matt LaRose
Pfeiffer is Kelvin Gastelum 5'8". That's at middleweight.
01:08:39
Fuck Off
Doesn't.
01:08:40
Matt LaRose
Kelvin Gastelum will probably miss weight because he typically does that.
01:08:43
Fuck Off
He always does.
01:08:44
Matt LaRose
And he'll probably wrestle him good for about a round and then he'll get tired and that's when Joe Pfeiffer will... Joe Pfeiffer fucking knocks people the fuck out, so...
01:08:53
Fuck Off
Calvin Gaston's hard to knock out though.
01:08:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That'd probably be a good fight, honestly.
01:08:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got Pfeiffer.
01:09:00
Matt LaRose
In the co-main event of the evening, you have Manuel Torres taking on Drew Dober at lightweight.
01:09:07
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. i said That's a nice fight.
01:09:09
Matt LaRose
That's a good fight.
01:09:10
Fuck Off
I don't have Drew Dober because of age at this point.
01:09:13
Matt LaRose
Drew Dober 36 Manuel Torres 30 and Torres has a three and a half inch reach advantage and he's a Mexican fighting in Mexico.
01:09:16
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's a big age difference.
01:09:23
Fuck Off
Yeah. He's going to beat the piss out of him, but Dober's just going to stand there and take it, which is going to make it an awesome fight, and the Mexicans are going to go nuts.
01:09:31
Matt LaRose
Like a true American.
01:09:33
Fuck Off
All right.
01:09:33
Matt LaRose
Also, just a note, because this affects the last fight that we talked about, Mexico City known for their super high elevation, which will gas people out much faster. So Kelvin, I like to gas out Gastelum, is going to gas out even faster.
01:09:49
Matt LaRose
And some of these, I always like fights at elevation because you can see who has good cardio and good conditioning because these fights will absolutely zap people sometimes.
01:09:58
Fuck Off
So what's the main event?
01:10:00
Matt LaRose
The main event is Steve Erceg taking on my boy and your boy, Brandon Moreno. It's
01:10:07
Fuck Off
This is a good fight.
01:10:09
Matt LaRose
a great fight.
01:10:10
Fuck Off
And I do love me some Brandon Moreno.
01:10:10
Matt LaRose
Erceg 29, Moreno 31. Moreno has a two-inch reach advantage, and I love Brandon Moreno, man. He's so awesome.
01:10:21
Fuck Off
He's hard not to... Any fight he's in is a great fight because he always brings it and he makes you bring it. So I think it's going to be a great fight.
01:10:27
Matt LaRose
He has so many fights.
01:10:30
Fuck Off
I think he's going to beat him down.
01:10:34
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing. This Steve Ersig guy is real fucking good.
01:10:38
Fuck Off
Oh, Steve Ersik is very good.
01:10:40
Matt LaRose
twelve and three Defeated, or no, Kaikara France beat him. Oh, he's lost to Kaikara France and Pantoja in his last two fights.
01:10:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, not bad.
01:10:50
Matt LaRose
That's a tough little skid to be on against those guys. Yeah. So,
01:10:55
Fuck Off
A champ in the number one contender, the number three contender.
01:10:58
Matt LaRose
yeah. So, he's a good fighter.
01:11:00
Fuck Off
So this would be this might set up another title shot. Who knows?
01:11:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true. So I'll take Moreno. I love that dude. I like that he comes out in a white headband.
01:11:09
Fuck Off
I think if Moreno wins, he's got a legit shot of fighting for a belt.
01:11:13
Matt LaRose
Again, which is crazy. He's had the belt and lost the belt and had the belt so many times.
01:11:20
Fuck Off
Although Kyra, Kyra France just got leapfrogged by somebody.
01:11:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because he just got fucking starched. Let me see. I'll pull them up right now. Kaikar France just lost to...
01:11:39
Matt LaRose
Nice. They don't have it set up here.
01:11:43
Matt LaRose
Kaikar France. Don't blink.
01:11:50
Fuck Off
Is that French?
01:11:54
Matt LaRose
He lost to Brandon Moreno and Amir Al-Abbazi. Brenda Moreno, TK'd Odom, Amir Al-Abbazi beat him in a split decision. And then he just beat Steve Ersing in his last fight.
01:12:12
Fuck Off
Hmm. That's what he said. I think he was pissed that Urzic got to fight Moreno and not him or something.
01:12:19
Matt LaRose
Well, don't worry. You all fight each other at some point.
01:12:22
Fuck Off
It all works itself out. That's what I say. You just got to get your foot in the door.
01:12:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's going to get your foot in the door. That's all I got. Look at this. Let me check. UFC London, UFC Mexico City, One Japan, NCAA, Dirty Boxing, Safari Rally Kenya, Shane Hulu, OviWatch, and Bruins are gay. Those are all my notes.
01:12:43
Fuck Off
Let's see my notes.
01:12:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, i don't i don't have anything written down.
01:13:01
Matt LaRose
Really? That's so unlike you.
01:13:03
Fuck Off
oh Oh, yeah, there is something
Cain Velasquez's Legal Situation
01:13:04
Fuck Off
written down.
01:13:04
Matt LaRose
Oh.
01:13:05
Fuck Off
Cain Velasquez got five years.
01:13:06
Matt LaRose
and I forgot. I wanted to talk to you about that.
01:13:13
Matt LaRose
What you think about that?
01:13:18
Fuck Off
um I think it's a bunch of bullshit.
01:13:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. For those of our listeners who don't
01:13:22
Fuck Off
i think I think all child predators should be killed.
01:13:26
Matt LaRose
For those of our listeners who don't know, uh, Cain Velasquez, former UFC heavyweight champion, as a matter of fact, uh, what was it? His daughter, right?
01:13:36
Fuck Off
Son. so
01:13:37
Matt LaRose
Son was molested by, uh, someone who worked like at the school or something like that. The dude, uh, had molested a bunch of kids. Apparently did all this fucking horrible shit to these kids, like molested them like hundreds of times.
01:13:51
Matt LaRose
And, uh, Cain Velasquez being a dad, did what every dad says that they would do in that situation and went and got his gun and tried to fucking blast this motherfucker and unfortunately missed.
01:14:03
Fuck Off
Well, I mean, he did shoot down an open Main Street as the guy was fleeing.
01:14:08
Matt LaRose
Well, I don't blame him for it. Nobody got hurt.
01:14:14
Fuck Off
No.
01:14:14
Matt LaRose
And that, and by the way, that dude who molested the kids, he's still walking free. He's a free, he's a free man.
01:14:20
Fuck Off
Is
01:14:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's out of jail. Cain Velasquez has to go to jail for five years now.
01:14:27
Fuck Off
It's fucking horse shit. I hope fucking Donald pardons him.
01:14:29
Matt LaRose
caliph California, those are your people. Donald should pardon him, man.
01:14:37
Fuck Off
I think he should do it.
01:14:40
Matt LaRose
That would be like pretty like epic if he did that. I wonder if Dana White's making a call. If he's like, Donald, I need you to do something here.
01:14:51
Fuck Off
He doesn't have to. The Donald knows what's going on.
01:14:55
Matt LaRose
Donald knows what's going on with Kane, you think? You think he's up to date?
01:14:58
Fuck Off
and I think he's a follower.
01:15:00
Matt LaRose
Even now, though, when he's the president he's fucking crazy busy and got all this wild shit going on?
01:15:03
Fuck Off
I think he used to come to the UFC when Kane was the man.
01:15:04
Matt LaRose
him
01:15:06
Matt LaRose
Probably. I mean, he was always... Yeah, you're right. He's always into the UFC, even before Kane.
01:15:11
Fuck Off
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01:15:21
Matt LaRose
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01:15:27
Matt LaRose
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01:15:29
Fuck Off
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01:15:41
Matt LaRose
Send us an email.
01:15:42
Fuck Off
I hope we buy Greenland.
01:15:50
Matt LaRose
Thanks for listening. We love you, dear listeners.
01:15:53
Fuck Off
hope we buy greenland