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PATREON PREVIEW Ep 87: Batman Returns
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Introduction and Patreon Teaser
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Hey listeners, here's a free preview for all of you of our brand new patrons only episode available on our patreon at patreon dot.com slash worst people But without the transmitter, Danny DeVito can't control it from his drugstore spaceship. Exactly. Got it.
Nostalgic Grocery Store Rides
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Which I wonder how many of these Batman little ride things they sold. Yeah, because this is just it's one of those things you see outside the grocery store. Rocket ship, an helicopter. You've been stuck in him before with me. That's those things where you're always like, mom, can I have a quarter? And she's like, shut up. I'm grocery shopping. My mom was like, if it shuts you up, you can have quarters. Well, see, because it's outside the grocery store. Go play Mortal Kombat. My mom was like, you're not sitting there. I'm like, I'll just sit in this thing while you're in the grocery store. She's like, I'm going to be in there for an hour. That's how you get kidnapped. Yeah. So your mom did love you. Well, she didn't want to get kidnapped. She didn't want to do the paperwork. Yeah. Yeah, that's expensive. Yeah.
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Explain where you were. You have to put, like, a reward out. You're gonna have a bunch of fucking idiots with candles standing outside your house forever. People trying to get your last kiss on Wonka bars. No, thank you. Yeah.
Batman's Gadget Antics
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But that's when Penguin is doing his speech now and everybody's cheering for him, whatever. Batman interrupts the signal with the signal jammer CD and sorry. While the while the car is being controlled, he was like, I'm just going to record this real quick. Yeah, because he's got a CD. He's got a CDR in his car in 1992. Yeah. Is that a CD player? It's a bad player. OK, but it plays CDs, bad days.
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Well, he had to take out his Dire Straits best hits to put that one in. No. when We commented watching. We commented watching the movie. Batman's listening to what? The Cure ah Blue Oyster Cult. Definitely Depeche Mode. Yeah. Oh, Depeche Mode. oh yeah mode Yeah. This is 92, so he's not listening to Nine Inch Nails yet. No, he would have probably gotten into some Rob Zombie. Yeah. dogy All right. OK. All right. He could have the minute. He could have be playing ministry in there. Yeah. Bill of Ministry. little playing phil so You know that motherfuckers listening to Beethoven. I think it's the first movie we do see. I'm just hanging out listening to classical music like a weirdo. You only listen to classical music when you're really high,
Batman and Music Preferences
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guys. You're yeah yeah watching a Star Wars film because it means you're a higher class because you can appreciate. That's what I said. When you're really high.
00:02:18
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Yeah, a high class. OK. But the public radio station here in town used to play classical music all the time at night. Ninety point five. And I would be so fucking high and I turn it on and they're like, we're playing all of vi all these four seasons or whatever. And I'm just like, yeah. ah But so they all. Oh, we do. We don't want to miss it. Batman remixes the CD. Wiki Wiki. What? Yeah, he Wiki Wiki's this shit. Which is not how CDs work. You can't do that on a CD. Not then. No, they have like deck controllers for that now for DJs. But that's not you couldn't just grab. If you had a CD player like I had a CD player that would play open, even though they weren't supposed to. This is a bad player. That's fair. That's why Sony made them. No. I invented it this way so you could do it, Master. Why and just give it a wicky wicky what? He's give it a remix. You need to stop going. I'm like, OK, you need to stop going out to the clubs. You can remix this shit at home. Right here, sir. We don't want you to take home a tramp from the rave. Turn down for what? Excuse me, sir. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
00:03:27
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Your other brother's not tonight. But when Nicole walks in, when the Ibu waist are a-rounding in your face. You get sprung, sir. You get sprung. And pull up naff. I've seen you get sprung, sir. You notice that, but what's tough? Not on too long, though. I'd like to see it again. It's the only action I get. What a new fuck is the highlight of my life, sir. I love this crowd and Danny DeVito points it out, which makes it even funnier.
Penguin's Dramatic Moment
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This crowd starts booing him and they're throwing cabbage and tomatoes and shit at him. And he holds up his umbrella and he's like, why do crowds always bring eggs and tomatoes to speeches? Valid fucking question, Danny. Then he just starts firing his umbrella machine gun at the crowd. I do. I do like the lines. We've said it in other movies, but it's the I'm going to play this city like a harp from hell or I played this city. Yeah. Oh, it's great.
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And that's when he gives up. He's like, fuck it. And he goes back to his underground base and there's they start calling him Oswald. And he's like, no, I'm not a human. I'm a penguin or I'm a I'm an animal. I'm cold blooded. Turn down the AC. That's me getting home to yeah turn down the AC. Turn it down for what?
Patreon Subscription Encouragement
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