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Episode 8: "Witch Bitches" - Agatha All Along (Eps 4 & 5) with Chris image

Episode 8: "Witch Bitches" - Agatha All Along (Eps 4 & 5) with Chris

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SPOILERS start at 31:00!

Shauna & Ryan are joined by Chris, @hornyaries, to talk witches, astrology, and the reveal of all reveals!

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Introduction to Nerdy Discussions

00:00:26
ryanzymler
Welcome to Real Hot Nerd Shit, a pop culture podcast where real hot nerds talk about real nerd shit. I'm your host, Ryan.
00:00:34
Shauna _she_her_
And I'm your co-host, Shana.
00:00:37
ryanzymler
On this episode of Real Hot Nerd Shit, we are talking about witches again. And we are on episodes four and five of Agatha All Along streaming now on Disney+.
00:00:52
ryanzymler
plus They don't pay us to say that. I don't know why I promote it. um Just a really strong...
00:00:56
Shauna _she_her_
Well, because you should watch it.
00:00:58
ryanzymler
Exactly. Just in case you weren't clear. um But as a reminder, we are going to have hella spoilers. We're going to talk about everything. So if you haven't watched these episodes and you're trying to be surprised,
00:01:10
ryanzymler
um stop listening because we're pretty much just going to talk about the greatest parts.

Guest Introduction: Chris, the 'Witch Dad'

00:01:16
ryanzymler
So to bring in an extra bonus nerd, we have our guest hot nerd, our friend, Chris.
00:01:24
ryanzymler
Hi, Chris.
00:01:25
Chris
Hi everyone.
00:01:27
ryanzymler
Hi, cutie.
00:01:28
Chris
Hi.
00:01:29
ryanzymler
Welcome. um
00:01:30
Chris
Thanks for having me.
00:01:32
ryanzymler
So glad to have you. This was like a super easy um ask because I refer to um Chris as my witch dad. So pretty much the guests for this run are people that are like in my coven. And ah yeah, Chris was like really helpful and um just made believing in myself and like my connection to the metaphysical and like my spirituality, like it it became something that made our friendship closer. And so like <unk>t know i just I'm really grateful. So i'm I'm glad that you joined us.

Harry Potter's Cultural Impact and Controversies

00:02:15
ryanzymler
um you know We always like to know more about our hot nerds. So if a nerd is someone who is
00:02:22
ryanzymler
weirdly knowledgeable and also passionate about some type of thing, um what is it that you are a nerd about?
00:02:32
Chris
All right, i don't know I don't know why I initially thought of like my first thing. I was like, what's the biggest first thing I was a nerd about? And now I know this is this is a controversial topic, but it's also what I go back to.
00:02:45
Chris
I'm like, this is what I did the most nerdy things for um in my head, and it it it is Harry Potter. And I think yeah the witch,
00:02:53
ryanzymler
Rest in peace, Dame Maggie Smith, the creator of Harry Potter.
00:02:59
ryanzymler
The witch, the green witch.
00:03:00
Chris
That was like, I mean, I was going to like the midnight releases for the books. I was like writing down the spells and other books to like have my own little dictionary.
00:03:10
ryanzymler
he
00:03:10
Chris
So I think just immersing myself into that world as a kid was like the nerdiest thing about me. Like I definitely didn't want people to know how much I liked it.
00:03:23
Chris
Like I didn't want them to know I was going to the midnight releases, but oh baby, I was going to the midnight releases.
00:03:29
ryanzymler
Right. did you Did you cosplay? Did you wear robes?
00:03:32
Chris
no no no i never i never dressed up i will say that and then no and then i mean now obviously troll trash so um i think that it is something that i am no longer like excited to be a nerd about it's definitely not something i would ever
00:03:34
ryanzymler
No. It's not that deep.
00:03:42
ryanzymler
Right.
00:03:51
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:03:53
Chris
Um, I don't know, still never been Harry Potter world. It's those seven books when they came out, when I read them, that I really just like, that's what it is to me.
00:03:58
ryanzymler
Sure. Sure.
00:04:01
Chris
And then past that, it's like, I don't know.
00:04:02
ryanzymler
Sure.
00:04:04
Chris
umt know her I don't know.
00:04:04
ryanzymler
That was fun.
00:04:06
Chris
Yeah.
00:04:06
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:04:08
Chris
um yeah
00:04:10
ryanzymler
I think it's actually like really, so we, Sean and I have had a conversation about how much we will choose to talk about um people affiliated with our favorite nerd content.
00:04:25
ryanzymler
So like we we we literally regretted how much time we talk we talked about Joss Whedon on the episode we did about Buffy because we were like, we don't need to be saying his name as much anymore.
00:04:37
Chris
Bye.
00:04:37
ryanzymler
And you know I think in reality, like <unk> Harry Potter is still so much a part of our culture. like You have to actively choose to disengage with it, otherwise it's just like shove down your throat.
00:04:51
Shauna _she_her_
And I feel like it's getting further from that point. And I feel like that was more true two, three years ago, but I think especially as the brand is being so tainted by the author and so used as a, if you, the fact that the author herself has even said, if you support this, it is supporting me and is paying for me to be an awful person.
00:04:58
ryanzymler
Sure. Yes.
00:05:17
Shauna _she_her_
And she's literally said that and it's like, okay. So like that is what that at the end of the day, that is unfortunate, but that is what your money is going to when you buy or support like, and I think that it's going to ultimately result in her selling it.
00:05:29
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:05:32
Shauna _she_her_
because I think that she's going to finally get an a like an offer.
00:05:33
Chris
And.
00:05:37
Shauna _she_her_
She's going to go so far, like she's already very far down the rabbit hole of transphobia, but I think it's going to get to a point where she's going to ultimately have to give up the franchise because it's such a potential moneymaker and it's going to keep having too much stigma attached to it.
00:05:42
ryanzymler
Right.
00:05:53
ryanzymler
Great point. And i i I feel like I thought the same thing with the Buffyverse when they released Slayers. I really thought like the distance, the amount of time, the way that fans, crew, cast have all come and be like, motherfucker, you don't own this anymore.
00:06:12
ryanzymler
like how much longer do we have to wait before the money is right for the villain to fucking give us our shit back? And it's annoying because at least in the case of Buffy, you know, it's only so much longer that these folks are, we're gonna have to rely on cartoons.
00:06:28
ryanzymler
Not that I expect that we're gonna get live action buff ah Buffy reboot, but um let's get them while their voices are good.

Alternative Storytelling: Chris's Writing Aspirations and Owl House

00:06:35
ryanzymler
I don't know.
00:06:37
Chris
Yeah, I would say too though, now like I, um the newer movies, the whole, those, those like books, that, that lore of that like book set is sacred.
00:06:37
Shauna _she_her_
Well, and I think, yeah.
00:06:37
ryanzymler
So what, um yeah.
00:06:37
Shauna _she_her_
are ah
00:06:45
ryanzymler
That was easy to let go of.
00:06:48
Chris
And then now to me at least, but in like looking back on it and now like reading more things of, you know, who she is and, and things she might've pulled from, from history. And it is very like, I don't know, there's just way more to it than a little kid will ever understand reading it.
00:07:06
Chris
So I think it's that continued support of it that continue like where I'm not trying to and see any fantastic these movies.
00:07:06
ryanzymler
right
00:07:13
Chris
I'm not trying to read any of those like go see a a three at two day three hour play.
00:07:14
Shauna _she_her_
Well.
00:07:14
ryanzymler
Boohiss.
00:07:20
ryanzymler
And it's bad. Before she, before she really like, laid her shit bare when she released The Cursed Trial, at least that was before I was aware of it.
00:07:22
Chris
And it's bad.
00:07:30
ryanzymler
um It's, you know, it's written like a screenplay or it's written like ah a script or like ah a play and it's fucking awful, but it's corny as shit.
00:07:34
Chris
Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, it's awful.
00:07:37
ryanzymler
It's, she lost it.
00:07:37
Chris
I think that was, I realized she sold her soul to the devil after, I think those books.
00:07:42
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:07:43
Chris
It was when, when she said after she wrote the last book, she was like, oh, Ann Dumbledore is gay.
00:07:43
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:07:48
Chris
I was like, okay, you just wrote the book.
00:07:48
ryanzymler
Like, fuck you!
00:07:50
Chris
So why didn't you put it in the book?
00:07:51
ryanzymler
You birdbrain.
00:07:52
Chris
That doesn't make any sense.
00:07:52
ryanzymler
Right.
00:07:54
Chris
That's when I was like, okay, you're tricky.
00:07:54
ryanzymler
Okay, well...
00:07:54
Shauna _she_her_
Because she's such a good ally.
00:07:56
Chris
You're, you're tricky. You're tricky.
00:07:58
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:07:58
Chris
Yeah.
00:07:59
ryanzymler
Yeah. So let's pivot it away from her, but still acknowledge that for many of us who have been interested in the magical world, like that was something that introduced it to introduce that world to us.
00:08:02
Chris
Yeah.
00:08:13
Chris
Yes.
00:08:13
ryanzymler
And Chris, I don't know how, if you're going to talk about, you know, your writing or whatever, but Chris is an extreme creative and has been working on this project.
00:08:25
ryanzymler
And that is, like I'm not going to, you know, sell your shit or anything. But like, it's a fascinating project.
00:08:30
Chris
hopefully
00:08:31
ryanzymler
And we like, he came to me to be like, I want to know what other nerd stuff exists because I want to pull from that so that like, I can create this world and touchstone.
00:08:39
Chris
Yeah, you've been my like um nerd helper. So i would I would love to write ah a young adult book. like I think what I'm very inspired by with Harry Potter is like how do you, how would I get something like that for a kid but do it better?
00:08:55
Chris
like
00:08:55
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:08:55
Shauna _she_her_
Owl House.
00:08:55
Chris
okay like and but
00:08:57
Shauna _she_her_
It's Owl House.
00:08:57
ryanzymler
Hell House? What is it?
00:08:59
Shauna _she_her_
Owl House.
00:09:00
ryanzymler
Owl House.
00:09:00
Chris
What's that?
00:09:01
ryanzymler
Shauna has been pushing this for a while.
00:09:01
Shauna _she_her_
Yes. I know, and it is absolutely a better Harry Potter.
00:09:02
Chris
Okay.
00:09:05
Shauna _she_her_
It stars Wendy Malek, who's amazing and like, oh, just shoot me.
00:09:10
Chris
okay
00:09:12
Shauna _she_her_
Oh, it's so good. But it's about this little girl who goes to like a witch world.
00:09:13
Chris
ah
00:09:13
ryanzymler
Oh, was that the 90s? Sorry, go ahead.
00:09:17
Shauna _she_her_
Yes, it is the one in the same. And so yeah, so she goes and she like gets taken in by the owl lady, the pod of
00:09:19
ryanzymler
That just shoot me.
00:09:25
Shauna _she_her_
And it's just so like wonderful and it's gay and it's a one, like a great adventure and a different way of looking at magic and looking at control of magic and how like, you know, I just, I think it's such a natural intention for modern children.
00:09:27
Chris
Okay.
00:09:30
ryanzymler
Work.
00:09:31
Chris
Yes.
00:09:36
Chris
he
00:09:44
Shauna _she_her_
And it's a shame that I only got three seasons barely because they like, but it was because it was very gay. And so Disney of course wanted nothing to do with that. And so.
00:09:54
Chris
Right, right.
00:09:55
Shauna _she_her_
But yeah, Owl House is the answer.
00:09:56
ryanzymler
Okay, cool.
00:09:57
Chris
Yeah.
00:09:57
ryanzymler
you're You're moving me along. I'm i'm being pushed. you know Okay, I'm in. I'm sold. I'm sold.
00:10:03
Shauna _she_her_
ah so You're going to see Hootie, and you're going to be like, this is the answer.
00:10:06
ryanzymler
Okay, got it.
00:10:07
Shauna _she_her_
And King's adorable.
00:10:07
ryanzymler
Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. So um is there anything that you feel particularly nerdy about as an adult?

Astrology and Identity

00:10:15
Chris
um oh okay great perfect because um astrology i think if that's the one where i yeah definitely am like i nerd out about it because of my own
00:10:20
ryanzymler
Yes. Yes.
00:10:25
Chris
relationship with it and I think um when you were kind of like saying in the beginning the whole spiritual part and like what I see as becoming a witch or like being a witch um is just about like claiming those things that for me a feminine energy that I've always been told I wasn't supposed to have which was like emotional um ah ah like being very emotional and being creative and being you know like more ah flamboyant in ways. like Those were things that were always so...
00:10:59
Chris
like push down of myself. And then when I finally kind of released, I was like, oh, no, these are these are strong qualities. This is what a a witch is, is like it's a celebration of feminine power.
00:11:10
Chris
And then just kind of all of it, though, I love all of it. I love everything from like the fantasy of it to just like the stories and how it was like political movements of it and everything.
00:11:17
ryanzymler
The reality of it.
00:11:20
Chris
And um So wait, I forgot. Oh yeah. So astrology and tarot, but astrology was like the big nerd one because everybody knows what their sign is and everybody has an opinion on it, whether it's like good or bad. What if they like astrology or not? So I feel like that's where I, and I definitely know how to like pull out things that people don't know about. Like I think everybody knows all 12 signs in order, like I forget that that's not a thing.
00:11:46
ryanzymler
Not in order. Yeah.
00:11:48
Chris
I forget that that's not.
00:11:48
ryanzymler
No, no.
00:11:49
Chris
They know theirs. They know theirs.
00:11:50
ryanzymler
Yeah. Correct.
00:11:52
Chris
Yeah.
00:11:52
ryanzymler
He knows everything else.
00:11:53
Shauna _she_her_
well i think that going kind of honestly back to our previous conversation that it's there's an interesting as what house are you is now out of style and asking people what sign are you is a great replacement because it's a great way to talk about ourselves in a way that is easily digestible doesn't feel like bragging because it's just like oh well it's just my sign and so and I feel like that's the way that talking about what house you are always kind of was like oh so if you're a such and such you probably are like this I and I see you and I think there's
00:12:26
Shauna _she_her_
a great way that astrology is able to work like that right now. And I think it's very positive.
00:12:30
Chris
Oh yeah, I love that. I think that's where I'm like, if I was a kid, if I was a little kid, I would have loved to be told my chart. I would have loved to be understanding my energy of like, oh, you're allowed to be masculine and feminine, like Mars and Venus.
00:12:37
ryanzymler
yeah oh my
00:12:44
Chris
And like, uh oh, like what Mercury retrograde, full moons, like these are very, I wish that was like the rituals that I had been brought up with just because yeah Yeah, like it's way more imaginative.
00:12:56
Shauna _she_her_
God.
00:12:57
Chris
It's way more fun. It's way more open. It's way more unique and personal to you.
00:13:00
ryanzymler
Yeah,
00:13:01
Shauna _she_her_
That's true.
00:13:01
Chris
And it is kind of what you make it to be. So that's why astrology to me.
00:13:04
ryanzymler
oh my god speaking of signs, Shawna just had her birthday on, was it Wednesday?
00:13:06
Chris
and
00:13:13
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:13:15
Chris
Ooh.
00:13:15
Shauna _she_her_
Tuesday. um Yeah, yeah.
00:13:15
Chris
Okay.
00:13:16
ryanzymler
Tuesday.
00:13:17
Chris
And yeah. And, um, okay. So what do we talk
00:13:22
Shauna _she_her_
Should we do our big, yeah, I was gonna say, can we do should we do our big three?
00:13:24
Chris
What?
00:13:24
ryanzymler
Yeah, let's talk big three.
00:13:25
Chris
Yeah, what's your victory?
00:13:25
Shauna _she_her_
Like, okay, so I'm i'm then a Libra Sun with my Pisces is my moon and I'm a Scorpio rising.
00:13:27
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:13:29
Chris
Obviously.
00:13:33
Chris
Mm hmm. Mm. Fun, fun, Ryan.
00:13:36
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, and my Mars is in Capricorn, which we'll get to that later.
00:13:37
ryanzymler
Also,
00:13:39
Chris
Mm hmm. OK, OK.
00:13:41
ryanzymler
ooh, I can't wait. um Sun in Taurus, Moon in Libra, Sad Rising.
00:13:49
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:13:50
Shauna _she_her_
Mm.
00:13:52
Chris
Arieson, Liber Moon, Virgo Rising. Yeah.
00:13:56
Shauna _she_her_
Okay, okay.
00:13:57
ryanzymler
like
00:13:57
Chris
So, okay, take to give you a little idea of like my project, right, of what this is, my goal would be that I wanna create this magic world where you those three things, you have special powers based on those, based on your chart.
00:14:11
Chris
So instead of like, oh, what house are you in? You would be able to like have your character be in this world of like, Oh no, I'm an airy sun with a Libra moon and like what that means for my powers and all that.
00:14:23
Chris
So I think that's the, the big three. I love, I love a, I love an introduction with a big three.
00:14:27
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:14:30
Chris
Now, which one do you feel right now? Are you most like, obviously it's Libra's birthday, but I don't know.
00:14:36
ryanzymler
Well, it's Libra season. Yeah.
00:14:38
Chris
Maybe you're in your like Scorpio era.
00:14:39
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:14:40
Chris
Maybe you're in your feeling like your Pisces extra much. Like, I don't know. Which ones are you guys most, which ones are you vibing with?
00:14:43
ryanzymler
Yeah, where is she at?
00:14:44
Shauna _she_her_
Hmm. That's a great question.
00:14:47
Chris
Thank you so much.
00:14:48
Shauna _she_her_
No, I think I'm definitely in that emotional core of Pisces. I think there's an aspect that I'm really been feeling lately, especially because like my birthday is always a very like emotional time for me.
00:14:53
Chris
Nuh-uh.
00:14:59
Shauna _she_her_
And so like. I definitely have been feeling connection with that, but like also like my drive, I feel very committed to getting things done and to kind of keep pushing forward.
00:15:10
Shauna _she_her_
And so like, I feel like that's a lot where my Scorpio of wanting to kind of that take chargeness that really being assertive and like when I'm able to like channel that confidence before my Pisces like reminds me to take it back a notch.
00:15:16
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:15:26
Chris
Well, you have you have like, yeah, it's what's funny about the Libra and the Pisces are those are two of the ones that have like the two things.
00:15:26
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:15:26
Shauna _she_her_
And then the lever to keep it all in balance. Yeah.
00:15:28
ryanzymler
Exactly.
00:15:36
Chris
There's two sides of the scale. There's the two fish.
00:15:37
ryanzymler
Right.
00:15:38
Chris
They're both like about being one's more emotionally wishy-washy, but one's more indecisively, logically wishy-washy. But like then you have the Scorpio part that all just kind of like in.
00:15:48
Chris
Yeah. and yeah
00:15:50
ryanzymler
So she, how that shows up is when we play Fortnite, she doesn't listen to directions. She wanders off, but we usually know where she's going, but then she comes in with a car and picks everybody up.
00:15:57
Chris
yeah
00:16:02
Chris
wow
00:16:03
ryanzymler
Like just wherever, you'll hear it in the background.
00:16:03
Shauna _she_her_
Hmm.
00:16:03
Chris
ow
00:16:07
ryanzymler
You'll hear the engine and we'll say, Sean, are you in a car?
00:16:09
Chris
Wow Oh, I love that I feel like that's That's like on any on any show when like a character leaves for four episodes and then they come back and they have like The tank and they're like, okay, we can do this now.
00:16:12
ryanzymler
We literally talked about it with Ryan. Like sometimes we have to say, yeah, go ahead.
00:16:22
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:16:24
Chris
Yeah
00:16:24
ryanzymler
Right. Happy to help. Giles goes into the desert.
00:16:26
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah. Was I not there? No. But did I come with things that helped you ultimately? Also, yes.
00:16:32
ryanzymler
Yes, several things can be true because there's four of you in your sun and moon.
00:16:34
Shauna _she_her_
Like... Yeah. The...
00:16:39
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, and it's, I also see it when we're trying to pick out where we're supposed to go and then like you'll suggest somewhere. And then that suggestion will make me realize that actually this is a good idea.
00:16:50
Shauna _she_her_
And so that you're like, I just picked something, but it's really that like your decisiveness helps me be, be, be decisive.
00:16:53
ryanzymler
Yep.
00:16:57
ryanzymler
Right, right. Yeah, I'm very much so in my um my Libra season right now, but I think that is just because so much of the last like year and change has been about just like, I have to find balance on my own, like and it has meant
00:16:59
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:17:05
Shauna _she_her_
Hmm.
00:17:20
ryanzymler
literally like weighing the scales of like the choices that I make and the decisions that I have to make. um So yeah, I definitely feel myself in my my Libra moon lately. Because I'm doing this like creative work lately, um I have been incorporating more of what I know to be my strengths from my sad rising like you know I very much so have to mask up for this program like I want to be I want to present the version of myself that a teacher would be impressed by or my classmates would be impressed by
00:18:02
ryanzymler
But now, as an adult, I have the sense to know that you actually fucking work to do that. like You could just stop pretending and do i know that. i like i That's not to downplay what I know my strengths to be, but I also know when I am like performing and when I am masking.
00:18:20
ryanzymler
when I could just be being genuine and have just as much impact. So the sag is rising, um but we're controlling her.
00:18:32
ryanzymler
It's more of a um slow burn.
00:18:35
Chris
mmm slow burn contained flame nice little nice little tor nice little candle yeah um i mean i think i'm i think i'm just my airy'sness is like yeah because but i'm really in this moment now like um am i
00:18:37
Shauna _she_her_
Hmm.
00:18:38
ryanzymler
Correct.
00:18:39
Shauna _she_her_
Hmm.
00:18:41
ryanzymler
Yeah, where are you at?
00:18:48
ryanzymler
Always.
00:18:56
Chris
Like resourcefulness is a big one right now. So to me, the Aries thing is like, oh, i anything in front, I could just like figure it out, create, I can create whatever I need to. And I think sometimes I just like bank on that a little too much and let things go into chaos.
00:19:10
Chris
But that's where I'm like trying to let that happen in clay and ceramics. I've been getting very into that.
00:19:14
Shauna _she_her_
Hmm.
00:19:15
Chris
I don't want to listen to any rules. I don't want to have a plan. I don't want you to tell me what to do. I'm just going to go in and like figure it out while it's happening. Contain the fire while I'm like, ugh.
00:19:27
Chris
So I've been vibing with that for a bit now.
00:19:30
ryanzymler
love that
00:19:31
Chris
Virgo's the one I'm most like, are we sure? Are we sure about this?
00:19:36
ryanzymler
What's she doing here?
00:19:37
Chris
Who invited her here? You can stay, but who invited you?
00:19:40
ryanzymler
Not me. Exactly. And I absolutely did invite the Virgo because um I love Virgos.

Exploring Joker and Lady Gaga's Career

00:19:47
ryanzymler
All right, so before we jump into our um our topic du jour, we wanted to just, you know, talk about a couple of pop culture things. Mine is that the Joker flaudily is bombing and I fucking love it. It makes me so happy. um It doesn't make me happy. ill be ah it But it just it just makes me want to look at the camera.
00:20:13
ryanzymler
and What did you expect?
00:20:16
Chris
right they should have just realized the first one was a peek and let it happen yeah but did i like it no
00:20:16
ryanzymler
No one asked for this.
00:20:16
Shauna _she_her_
It begs the question, should we really be putting straight white men in charge of movies? like do we really Is that really where we're at?
00:20:23
ryanzymler
No.
00:20:24
Shauna _she_her_
do we want to see I don't know that we do want to see that.
00:20:24
ryanzymler
I don't think we can sell it anymore. Yeah.
00:20:27
Shauna _she_her_
I think it really speaks to all movies about men.
00:20:28
ryanzymler
They're not going to show up. Yeah. there're People just don't show up for those kinds of movies.
00:20:34
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, I think that's true. and
00:20:37
ryanzymler
They don't have the money. Yeah. Did you watch the first one? Have you ever watched the first one?
00:20:46
ryanzymler
Oh yeah. Yeah, okay. So when we're saying peak, we mean like you peaked and saw it was fine.
00:20:49
Chris
Like I do, I remember people, I remember it being the thing of like learning how to like talk about straight men a little bit of like, oh, like that, that's their joker.
00:20:50
Shauna _she_her_
Right.
00:21:00
ryanzymler
it It was definitely... not sold to me, but like I understood it as like in-cell commentary and like, you know, the, the plight of the white man commentary.
00:21:08
Chris
and Yeah. And they'd be like, oh, but you don't get, you don't get what he was trying to do.
00:21:12
ryanzymler
um
00:21:15
Chris
Like I knew if I ever went to like a film school with a white kid like a white boy that was like, that's my favorite film. I know they would just be so amped about like the blend of the best superhero movie ever.
00:21:26
Chris
And it yeah so I watched it once and then that was it for me.
00:21:27
ryanzymler
Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:31
ryanzymler
and Never even seen it.
00:21:31
Shauna _she_her_
like Look, I I've had no interest.
00:21:32
Chris
And I will not using the second one.
00:21:37
Shauna _she_her_
I did see a movie about a subversive Joker. It was a different take on the character. I saw The People's Joker by Vera Drew, and I cannot recommend that movie enough. It's amazing.
00:21:48
Shauna _she_her_
It's this trends take on Joker, where it uses the setting of Gotham City and of all of these villains, and also Lorne Michaels is there, and it's great.
00:21:58
Chris
Right.
00:21:59
ryanzymler
Sure.
00:22:00
Shauna _she_her_
It's so good, and it's one of the best movies I saw this past year. So I definitely, if you're going to see a subversive Joker movie, that's the one.
00:22:08
ryanzymler
Is it streaming?
00:22:10
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, it is, I believe, I'm almost positive it is streaming.
00:22:13
ryanzymler
Okay, work. um And speaking of, so yeah, go ahead.
00:22:14
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, it's great gender reels.
00:22:16
Chris
And then.
00:22:19
Chris
And then that and then the album.
00:22:22
ryanzymler
Oh, Fwadali, Harlequin.
00:22:22
Chris
yeah Lady what is it? Six point five or.
00:22:26
Shauna _she_her_
Look.
00:22:27
ryanzymler
right No one, I don't understand.
00:22:30
Chris
Ask for that.
00:22:33
ryanzymler
I don't understand. Lady Gaga, you are fading in relevancy because Your target demo is no longer what is charting. Like, she is not Charlie XCX. Charlie XCX is running the charts. The girls, you are now done. Like, your your time as the it girl of at least that particular blend of pop has come and gone.
00:23:03
ryanzymler
So whatever you think you're pivoting into, it should not be jazz. Because that's the, we we didn't want more of that to begin with.
00:23:11
Chris
listen i don't know i don't know what it would take for you to get back but i'm i'm betting you it's not jazz i'm betting but yeah her i feel like no if you're going to do something let's go back to the fame let's go back to fame monster come on like bring us back you
00:23:17
ryanzymler
It's not jazz. Not a jazz album at least. Like go do your residency, that's cute. But like, miss thing, miss thing.
00:23:31
ryanzymler
We don't even have to go back that far. Perfect Delusion was an incredible song. And on a whatever album.
00:23:37
Chris
know
00:23:40
Chris
um Yeah.
00:23:41
ryanzymler
Shawna, wait. i First of all, are you a Lady Gaga fan?
00:23:45
Shauna _she_her_
like fan enough like i like her like but i would no no no i would not i've never self-identified as a monster that's not really like yeah uh
00:23:47
Chris
You're not a monster. Are you a monster? sir
00:23:47
ryanzymler
Okay.
00:23:55
ryanzymler
In the long list of identities that you've tried on, Monster was never one of them.
00:23:59
Chris
Never.
00:23:59
Shauna _she_her_
no that was not one yeah

Astrology in Sports and WNBA Discussion

00:24:02
ryanzymler
But as it relates to identities, ah you know you're in heaven with WNBA Finals now, yes?
00:24:10
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, we're in the WNBA Finals. The Minnesota Lynx are going head to head with the New York Liberty and it's so wonderful. I love seeing this moment. And I also want to take a time to appreciate that I've been reading about the charts of WNBA players.
00:24:27
Shauna _she_her_
And yeah, so one of my favorite like queer journalists, their name is Frankie De La Cretez, and they do a bunch of like writing on like sports, pop culture, and like look and so they would take and like look at where every WNBA player, like of like the stars, where their chart was in Mars, which is the competitiveness, you know competition athletics.
00:24:50
Shauna _she_her_
And so seeing where different like athletes are. And so I thought it was really interesting because my Capricorn is where my Mars is. And so I'm like, oh, that's very like the not quitting workhorse, just going to keep grinding, show up and like is very much kind of what I bring to sports.
00:25:06
Shauna _she_her_
Like even if I get knocked down, I'm not going to quit, you know, versus like seeing like people like your, you know, Kaitlyn Clark, who's like an Aries Mars, you know, that like super fiery, like, you know, yeah.
00:25:09
ryanzymler
Yeah That was the stats
00:25:16
Chris
Oh, I love that see like I could get into sports that was part of it Like I don't need like I don't need like the stats.
00:25:21
Shauna _she_her_
See? Yeah.
00:25:23
Chris
It's like no. No, but what are there? Yeah, where's the Mars at like we're
00:25:27
Shauna _she_her_
No, it's all, but that's why the WNBA is the best.
00:25:28
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:25:30
Shauna _she_her_
It's like dating, looking at what, oh gosh, did you see that look before that they walked into the arena with? Like it's all of those things that really give it the kind of pop and circumstance and like celebrity that I think really makes it such a fascinating watch, especially, you know, as a queer woman, like it's wonderful.
00:25:37
ryanzymler
yeah so Yes. Yes.
00:25:49
ryanzymler
Right.
00:25:51
Chris
Now, is it like best of seven?
00:25:51
ryanzymler
I mean.
00:25:53
Chris
What's the best of five?
00:25:54
Shauna _she_her_
Not even, it's best of five. i So I think that they actually, um the commissioner, um Kathy Engelberg just announced that they were moving the first round series instead of being at, it's only three games and it's staying at three games.
00:26:10
Shauna _she_her_
And I think it's way too quick because I think it should get at least five because it goes three, five, five, five.
00:26:11
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:26:14
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:26:16
Shauna _she_her_
And so I just think they need more games.
00:26:19
ryanzymler
Who are you rooting for?
00:26:22
Shauna _she_her_
I'm probably rooting for the liberty. I really like, um, I like Branna Stewart.
00:26:24
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:26:27
ryanzymler
Ellie. Oh.
00:26:28
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah. Oh, and Ellie, honestly, it's hard to root against Ellie.
00:26:33
ryanzymler
Icon.
00:26:33
Shauna _she_her_
Ellie the Elephant is their mascot and she's a delight.
00:26:36
Chris
Oh, OK. Yeah.
00:26:37
Shauna _she_her_
She's wonderful, like handbag, like is just, so oh yeah, no, they're, everything is better and it's just,
00:26:38
ryanzymler
She's
00:26:41
Chris
Yeah, are the math that's better?
00:26:41
ryanzymler
Hi fem. Yes.
00:26:44
Chris
OK.
00:26:47
ryanzymler
Everything is better. And if we're honest, I mean, like, but the... the gendered nature of how men engage with each other versus how women engage with each other, it's so much more interesting to watch when women are engaging with each other, especially across different, like, we get to see women celebrate together, we get to see women hate on each other together, we get to see women compete against each other, we get this, like, broad ray of emotions, and because
00:27:16
Shauna _she_her_
Mm hmm.
00:27:21
ryanzymler
women are, you know, I don't know if the right word is encouraged, but the the way that women are able to access their emotions socially is a broader depth.
00:27:33
ryanzymler
Men just get angry and happy.
00:27:33
Shauna _she_her_
That's true.
00:27:35
ryanzymler
So that's all that we see in sports. Like we don't get to see, I mean, we do, you know, more and more. I'm not generalizing in the same way.
00:27:43
Chris
No, Robert.
00:27:43
ryanzymler
and I just think watching women's sports is a different type of interesting Um, and that's okay to say too. Like it can be okay that the athletes are also a huge draw because of their personalities or whatever, or because Ellie, the elephant is the definition of cunt.
00:28:01
ryanzymler
That is a, that's a gay boy in there. That is a 26 year old gay black kid who is just, he was, he was on the dance team or he's like the dance captains, you know, do they have dance teams in the WNBA?
00:28:15
Shauna _she_her_
Mm-hmm. That's a great question. I'm curious.
00:28:19
Chris
Wait, but who's your team?
00:28:20
Shauna _she_her_
I don't want to speak.
00:28:20
ryanzymler
I don't think,
00:28:20
Shauna _she_her_
I like I feel so my number one is I've I really love the Las Vegas aces.
00:28:21
Chris
Who's your like diehard team?
00:28:23
ryanzymler
yeah, who's your normal one?
00:28:28
Shauna _she_her_
I think they're like they have like the last year's and MVP Asia Wilson and this year's MVP like she just has been outstanding. Like I've just been a big fan of like them and I'm really being in Cleveland.
00:28:43
Shauna _she_her_
There isn't a great like easy city to root for.
00:28:47
Chris
Right.
00:28:47
Shauna _she_her_
like and so like really likes I was reevaluating before this season and i was like I was leaning towards the Chicago sky because they drafted two of my favorite players from this past year. One, Angel Reese, who you probably have heard of, who's just had a great feud with Caitlin Clark in college.
00:28:59
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:29:04
Shauna _she_her_
And then um Camila Cardoza, who just won the championship with South Carolina.
00:29:08
ryanzymler
Sick.
00:29:08
Shauna _she_her_
And so they drafted these two great players, but It's just kind of a ridiculous franchise. Like they make bad decisions. Like they fired their like first year coach, like they like one year done.
00:29:16
ryanzymler
They do.
00:29:21
Shauna _she_her_
And it was like, I can't believe they fired Theresa Weatherspoon.
00:29:23
ryanzymler
Because it was one bad year, but she had, right,
00:29:26
Shauna _she_her_
it But it wasn't even a bad, it was a better year than they had any right to, especially losing Angel Reese for like the last third of it to injury.
00:29:33
ryanzymler
So the only reason I know about women's sports other than you and our like friends is ah this other podcast I listened to called The Read. The one co-host, Crystal, is obsessed with WNBA and she cussed out the WNBA for firing that particular coach. So apparently it's just widely panned as a terrible decision.
00:29:57
Shauna _she_her_
Absolutely. And it was why I was like, I wanted to root for Chicago, like my, like my best from Rosa. Hi, Rosa. Just moved to Chicago. And so I was like, Oh my gosh, what a great like way to like, yeah.
00:30:05
ryanzymler
Hi Rosa.
00:30:08
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:09
Shauna _she_her_
And I was like, but, and I loving Jareese and I'm going to root for them as long as she's there, but I also can't wait till she's on another team.
00:30:09
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:30:15
Shauna _she_her_
And I hope Cleveland gets a franchise.
00:30:16
ryanzymler
Right.
00:30:17
Shauna _she_her_
I really want Cleveland to get a franchise.
00:30:19
Chris
Is that like in discussion? Is that like a thing?
00:30:21
Shauna _she_her_
I think it's in the, like, people are talking about it more than it's an official discussion. So I feel like it could move there, but I feel like there's more people there.
00:30:28
ryanzymler
Got it. If they were smart, they would.
00:30:32
Shauna _she_her_
I think so, because I've seen, like, and I think Cleveland's going to get a soccer team. I think that is going to be the one that is going to happen.
00:30:38
Chris
Oh.
00:30:41
Shauna _she_her_
And which is, I'm, I always want to like soccer more than I do.
00:30:45
Chris
See, i a soccer is the only one I feel like I would go sit and watch, to be honest.
00:30:45
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:30:49
Chris
Like, I don't think I'd go to a football game. I don't think I'd go to a basketball game. A soccer game I could sit and...
00:30:53
ryanzymler
Hockey games are wild.
00:30:54
Shauna _she_her_
Mmm.
00:30:56
Chris
hockey game I... I mean...
00:30:58
Shauna _she_her_
Actually, hockey's pretty fun. like and Like, surprisingly fun to watch, like a monsters game is a good time, but like I love watching basketball, like especially, like, oh, it's my favorite.
00:31:00
ryanzymler
It is.
00:31:08
Chris
Yeah.
00:31:11
ryanzymler
Well, speaking of queer women pivoting from the WNBA, let's can we jump into Agatha all along?

Recap and Analysis of Agatha All Along Episodes

00:31:19
Shauna _she_her_
Oh, yeah, it is National Coming Out Day.
00:31:20
Chris
Yeah.
00:31:20
ryanzymler
How do we feel? Yay!
00:31:22
Shauna _she_her_
Have me. Yeah. And guess who came out?
00:31:26
ryanzymler
Who?
00:31:26
Chris
The
00:31:26
Shauna _she_her_
Teen. Because the crown was showing in full and he announced himself as what we've all kind of surmised, Billy Kaplan.
00:31:28
ryanzymler
Yay!
00:31:30
Chris
crown.
00:31:31
ryanzymler
The crown!
00:31:35
ryanzymler
He came out. Yup.
00:31:38
Shauna _she_her_
And, you know, like everyone's knew it was coming and we're still I couldn't believe they did it with how they did it. Oh.
00:31:48
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:31:48
Shauna _she_her_
So congratulations on coming out.
00:31:51
ryanzymler
Billy Kaplan.
00:31:51
Chris
We are so proud of you and we are so supportive.
00:31:51
ryanzymler
We know we are so were we are here for you.
00:31:53
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:31:56
ryanzymler
Here for you. um so Chris, you touched on this a little bit, but like are there any like key moments where like witchcraft So asking you to come on here was not because you're like this super huge Marvel fan.
00:32:09
Chris
and
00:32:12
ryanzymler
It's because you are a fan enough, but you're a bigger fan of witches and media related to it.
00:32:19
Chris
Right. Would I rather be a witch or a superhero?
00:32:21
ryanzymler
Like what?
00:32:22
Chris
A witch, but this is the first time I'm like, oh my God, they're witches that are superheroes.
00:32:23
ryanzymler
Correct.
00:32:27
Chris
And I've loved specifically, I think a little bit with WandaVision, but now it's that magic is a power source in the MCU and what that actually means, because I don't understand Dr.
00:32:27
ryanzymler
Correct. Correct.
00:32:35
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:32:38
Chris
Strange, ah because, yeah, so for me, I'm like, if we're gonna talk about magic, we need a witch here, and not a doctor.
00:32:39
ryanzymler
Sure. There's not a lot to understand, don't worry.
00:32:47
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:32:48
Chris
um
00:32:49
ryanzymler
Correct.
00:32:51
Chris
So I think this series has just been, uh, it is so fun to watch of like, yeah, all of the witch, witchiness.
00:32:57
ryanzymler
So. Let's um jump into the episode four recap. ah Again, in case you continued listening because you knew we were going to talk about silly nonsense stuff, um we will mark the time that we're talking about spoilers. ah But here we go. After burying Sharon, aka Mrs. Hart, the coven is forced to summon a replacement green witch. Rio emerges, a hot-ass fucking Aubrey Plaza.
00:33:28
ryanzymler
From Sharon's grave, much to Agatha's annoyance, the Coven encounter a house with a 1970s aesthetic that prompts renewed feelings of grief for Alice as it turns out to be a recording studio tied to Lorna. Just as Rio playfully suggests to Agatha that they betray the others, which is overheard by everyone, the teen accidentally plays a record backwards, summoning a demon that turns out to be the source of the curse in Alice's family. To fight it, the group plays Lorna's version of the ballad, revealed to be a protection spell, and Alice is able to kill the demon.
00:33:57
ryanzymler
As the coven leaves the house, they notice the teen has been severely wounded by the demon. Back on the road, they tend to the wound. Jen is able to heal it. And then they start telling each other all these cool cute secrets and becoming close friends. And then the teen asks Agatha what happened to her son. She doesn't answer. Later, as Agatha tries to kiss Rio, she tells Agatha that the teen is not her son. So we officially know that teen is not Nicholas Scratch.
00:34:24
ryanzymler
Beat it, kids. I never thought it was. I entertained it because I was open-minded, but...
00:34:31
Shauna _she_her_
I thought he was going to be Mephisto.
00:34:31
ryanzymler
like ah Shut up.
00:34:33
Shauna _she_her_
I was really...
00:34:33
ryanzymler
You're so annoying. You're such a fucking troll. Okay, so first thoughts on the episode overall, Shauna.
00:34:43
Shauna _she_her_
Honestly. I really loved the moments that you got to see them kind of take a breath and be together.
00:34:52
ryanzymler
Mm-hmm.
00:34:52
Shauna _she_her_
I was really nervous that I was going to kind of move from set piece to set piece and never take a moment to stop. And I really am grateful for those because those are some of my favorite television moments. And just kind of going back to what this show has done so well is Be good television.
00:35:11
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:35:11
Shauna _she_her_
Be zeitgeist television for so many of us.
00:35:14
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:35:16
Shauna _she_her_
And I think that's my favorite takeaway so far of the episode.
00:35:20
ryanzymler
So when you say, um, uh, the moments that they they get to stop and breathe, basically you're referring to like when they're on the road, when the trial is before they start the trial and after they end it.
00:35:30
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:35:33
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, when they're able to kind of talk and converse and be themselves in character, you know, move their plots forward and move their ah relationships forward and kind of establish.
00:35:44
Shauna _she_her_
Because I think sometimes you can be like, oh, we've got to solve the puzzle and get the quest.
00:35:44
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:35:49
Shauna _she_her_
And now we've got the next puzzle and the next quest.
00:35:51
ryanzymler
Right, right.
00:35:51
Shauna _she_her_
And a lot of, you know, therere those when you're playing an RPG, you need to stop at camp and talk to your party members because that's what really makes it a great RPG.
00:36:00
ryanzymler
Right.
00:36:03
ryanzymler
Right, that's what gives it a story.
00:36:03
Shauna _she_her_
And I feel like that's what television does well. And that's what I think Agatha did a lot in that episode.
00:36:06
ryanzymler
Totally.
00:36:07
Chris
Mmm.
00:36:10
ryanzymler
Yeah, i um I totally agree. I think the... um those though First of all, like I rewatched it today and the trial is such a short amount of the episode that I was like, oh, I forgot because everything happens outside of that.
00:36:27
ryanzymler
like We do get some choice moments in that recording recording studio setting and like we get Patti LuPone looking dead to camera and saying, zils, just incredible.
00:36:32
Shauna _she_her_
Oh.
00:36:36
Shauna _she_her_
So.
00:36:40
ryanzymler
um But the obviously, we get so much. We get our first almost home like woman kiss that like you believe they were actually going to kiss, if not for the reveal, which, again, is annoying.
00:36:54
ryanzymler
But like we it is official that they were gay together. we got some We got some more information about the fact that Rio, they were lovers.
00:37:05
Chris
They were lovers.
00:37:07
ryanzymler
They loved each other, and enough that like Agatha's son was involved, so...
00:37:13
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah. And a very, there is a real depth to the relationship and like, well, I'm sure we'll talk about that in the next episode too.
00:37:19
ryanzymler
Mm-hmm.
00:37:21
Shauna _she_her_
But I feel like there is that where it wasn't just like, Oh, they had a fling like, no, no, they were a thing.
00:37:28
ryanzymler
Babe, yeah.
00:37:29
Shauna _she_her_
And that is something that you do not have not seen a lot. Especially amongst two women in the MCU like that and I really am I was even though there hasn't been a kiss though rumor has it there might be eventually but Yeah Yes Also
00:37:35
ryanzymler
Right.
00:37:44
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:37:44
Chris
Oh, for sure.
00:37:45
Chris
we
00:37:45
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:37:46
ryanzymler
Well, we know that they include an intimacy coordinator. Someone pointed out has been given credit in a future episode.
00:37:53
Chris
OK.
00:37:55
Shauna _she_her_
So yeah, so someone's getting intimate somewhere and I can only hope but with that being said though like the fact that they're even put putting that much when they've so lived in the subtext I think is a Positive sign.
00:38:08
Shauna _she_her_
I mean it probably also says why that they didn't think much of the show because they knew the only people who were gonna watch it were Really and truly and so they're like, okay fine you can have this one the gay witch show can be the gay witch show You win
00:38:08
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:38:13
ryanzymler
were the homosexuals. Right? Right.
00:38:22
Chris
yeah but you only get one kiss so get it right this was my this was my favorite episode so far i think yeah you pointing it out with the
00:38:23
ryanzymler
Chris, Chris. And it's not going to be girls. Bet you it'll be Billy. Um, Chris, what did you think overall of the episode? Yeah.
00:38:41
Chris
I don't know, almost like the hourglass of like the, you know, we're meeting on the street again, and then we go to the next trial.
00:38:44
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:38:47
Chris
then Yeah, that this episode did that so well. The idea of the song being a protection spell, love that.
00:38:53
ryanzymler
Please.
00:38:55
Chris
The fact that she was trying to open the witch's road in every concert, like those were the things that I think like, we got a lot more witch's road lore and how and how hard it is to actually open and how this coven actually did it.
00:38:55
ryanzymler
Oh my god.
00:39:04
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:39:08
Chris
And and then, that but my I think my favorite moment of the episode was when the curse came onto the screen.
00:39:15
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:39:16
Chris
That fucking camp ass like deers at the they're all she's at the piano and it's like right across it was like it felt so I don't know like yeah it was like serious yeah it was such a choice that was I was so there for I was so in in that moment plus the music's going I was like this show is so good ah ah
00:39:18
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:39:27
ryanzymler
Good television.
00:39:28
Shauna _she_her_
Very stylistic.
00:39:30
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:39:30
Shauna _she_her_
yeah
00:39:34
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:39:36
ryanzymler
Yes. Yeah.
00:39:40
Shauna _she_her_
oh Lorna's version's a bop. Like, can we just say, it is a real, real bop.
00:39:43
ryanzymler
yeah
00:39:43
Chris
for real.
00:39:45
Shauna _she_her_
Like, I...
00:39:47
ryanzymler
I want to hear i want to hear ah like a girl rock group sing it.
00:39:48
Shauna _she_her_
ah
00:39:51
ryanzymler
like Obviously it's not you know the the actors that are singing it are clearly singing it. um and
00:39:57
Chris
I want the Josie and the Pussycats cover of that is what I want.
00:40:01
ryanzymler
yeah
00:40:02
Chris
But yeah, I love, I think the yeah like the referencing they're doing and then um yeah, just, oh, and she was like, I feel lighter that moment.
00:40:02
ryanzymler
yeah um
00:40:11
ryanzymler
Okay, so we'll come back to that in a second.
00:40:13
Chris
Oh, okay.
00:40:14
ryanzymler
um But the um thing that you said about, no, it was right before you said, seeing the curse, letting it breathe.
00:40:24
ryanzymler
I don't know, fuck it, it's gone. It doesn't matter.
00:40:26
Chris
Opening the road, the cub.
00:40:28
ryanzymler
Oh, the protection spell. So, Shauna called this. we I mean, do you wanna just self-reference and say what we're talking about?
00:40:33
Chris
Oh, really?
00:40:36
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, so i something that I noticed when we were rewatching right before episode three, so week two, we were being like, oh, like would it felt very much like it could be a tune of, like we're trying to like so we're singing the song in an own incantation as we're singing along with it. And I thought that was such a really cool like thought that maybe like it feels like a plot from a sitcom that like, oh,
00:41:05
Shauna _she_her_
the they're going to put this actual witch song in to make people work and summon it. And then sure enough, it's in the show of like, actually, she was trying to use her song to make the crowd summon it as part of her coven. And I thought that was such a neat like, seeing like using the power of music and song and bringing it together, I thought was really cool.
00:41:27
Chris
Yeah.
00:41:27
ryanzymler
Yeah, very that.
00:41:28
Chris
I mean, we Agatha has given us two incredible songs.
00:41:33
Chris
We got our WandaVision one, which was that. And then now we have this and now we're getting different versions of it, too. It's like, ooh.
00:41:33
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:41:37
ryanzymler
Right. Right? So what did we think about Sharon's death? um Like using that to summon Ryo. So this is like not... there The theory is that Ryo of it all is death incarnate.
00:41:58
ryanzymler
there are more and more clues pointing to it. I hope that doesn't feel too spoilery, because it is just what people are guessing at this point. um which
00:42:10
Shauna _she_her_
And it feels very much in that they're giving some strong clues like just doing my job like
00:42:12
ryanzymler
Which... Yes. Yes. Yes. the Collecting, you get your bodies when they're trying to when they're healing teen at the end, and... um ah ah ah I can never remember Lila's Lila says like oh he's young he's strong Agatha looks at her and says don't and then she looks over at Rio and like has this pleading look on her face and she says don't and like I'm assuming that means like don't take him because that's what the the step back the actual beef between them is that um Agatha sold her
00:42:45
Chris
Mmm.
00:42:58
ryanzymler
Agatha gave up her son Nicholas Scratch for the Darkhold. We have gotten that much from ah Jen's character, from the vision she had when she was hallucinating. um And Death being her, being Death, was supposed to collect Nicholas her son, and that's what the actual hurt was that they're referencing at the end of the episode. What we don't know is like any of the in between about what that actually meant or how that came to be. So um the one of the theories is they had to kill Sharon in order for in order to summon Rio.
00:43:45
Chris
I will say this is because that character I i know I'm not understanding yet.
00:43:51
Chris
This whole show, yeah, this whole show, I'm like, I'm gonna have to watch this again through. I mean, that, and yeah, I don't know any, I need to learn the character's names better, but every time Patti LuPone spits something out, yeah, I'm like, okay, well, I'm gonna have to rewatch this again to see everything she said and how it ties back in and this and that.
00:43:51
ryanzymler
Yeah, intentionally.
00:44:03
ryanzymler
Has a vision. Yeah.
00:44:10
Chris
Like, this show is so good at that, but hearing that of who Rio is makes,
00:44:10
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:44:16
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:44:17
Chris
a lot makes my the idea the characters settle in my head a lot more.
00:44:22
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:44:22
Chris
um
00:44:23
ryanzymler
And it's, it's kind of fun, but also like, okay, I know this thing or I think this thing, but I don't know what any of that means other than I know these facts that have been laid in front of me.
00:44:37
ryanzymler
Like
00:44:38
Shauna _she_her_
even the way like, Oh, she comes from, comes up from the ground, like all is giving very much.
00:44:42
ryanzymler
Yes. Yes.
00:44:46
Shauna _she_her_
Something is up.
00:44:48
Chris
Oh yeah.
00:44:48
ryanzymler
And when she says the green witch, like, you know, he they say, so you're a green witch? And her response is less a green witch, more the green witch.
00:44:54
Chris
Mhmm.
00:44:57
ryanzymler
Like, oh, okay. You mean the one that consumes all? Like the thing that comes for everyone? um Someone pointed out that the teen is always the one finding clues. Thoughts?
00:45:13
Shauna _she_her_
Well, I mean, I think that's better. I think that is very relevant in Comm Episode Five.
00:45:20
ryanzymler
Sure. Sure, sure.
00:45:21
Shauna _she_her_
And I think that is part of my, I think that's part of my theory on Episode Five.
00:45:21
ryanzymler
Right. I don't want to jump ahead too much.
00:45:27
Shauna _she_her_
And if we can wrap up, like just love the song, love the music.
00:45:33
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:45:33
Shauna _she_her_
I think it was really a fun set piece. And I think on an episode that's going to be very rewatchable.
00:45:39
Chris
And I think that death the death did, it was as you know much of a death as it was.
00:45:40
ryanzymler
Agreed.
00:45:44
Chris
I think the way that it they summoned the next witch, it moved on pretty quick. I did not feel much in that death.
00:45:49
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:45:51
Chris
It was like, oh, I'm sorry she's sad, but also that character was just like, funny.
00:45:56
ryanzymler
We knew that this was not gonna last.
00:45:57
Chris
You knew what she was saying.
00:45:57
Shauna _she_her_
She was in...
00:45:58
Chris
You knew she wasn't saying.
00:45:59
ryanzymler
So she was a bad draft pick, you callous bitch.
00:46:02
Chris
Yeah. Oh, but that ad episode had me laughing out loud, I think the most yet too.
00:46:04
ryanzymler
um Yes, so what is it?
00:46:09
Chris
ballet with this line. Sorry, go ahead.
00:46:11
ryanzymler
Yeah, when Jen's that like, come on.
00:46:14
Chris
Ballet.
00:46:14
ryanzymler
um What's the three of swords?
00:46:18
Chris
Three of swords like heartbreak. It's a the heart and then you have the three swords that go in it. So that's actually a symbol to that.
00:46:23
ryanzymler
Oh, right, the tattoo.
00:46:25
Chris
Yeah, a lot of people use that visual.
00:46:26
ryanzymler
Do you have that tattoo?
00:46:27
Chris
I don't have that one. It's a very common though. You can see it a lot.
00:46:30
ryanzymler
Okay.
00:46:31
Chris
So it's just a lot about like, yeah, very tragic.
00:46:34
ryanzymler
um I wish I would have written when she said that. um
00:46:38
Chris
Yeah, honestly, though, sometimes there's a couple other parts to where sometimes they'll do that or oh, said like, I think in the next episode, she references another card and I'm like, OK, but like, I mean, I know what that card means.
00:46:47
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:46:50
Chris
is Like, tell me what in this moment like any you could have done anything right now.
00:46:53
ryanzymler
Right.
00:46:54
Chris
I don't know. It just it makes me feel like I don't know what Tarot is in moments when that happens, because I'm like, I should know more.
00:47:02
ryanzymler
Well, I think she's having like a vision while also observing something. So like, again, I think it might just be something that won't make sense until we see everything.
00:47:07
Chris
But yeah later and but i'm impatient i'm an ari so i'm like i don't like this very much like let me know what it is now or tell me about it now but i do love yeah i love the tarot cards and fucking like that shit's being brought into the mcu come on the moon the moon
00:47:15
ryanzymler
Tell me now. Tell me now.
00:47:22
ryanzymler
Yes. Yeah. Like the the most textbook witch stuff. The moon? Heard of her?
00:47:28
Chris
and
00:47:29
ryanzymler
um but Okay. The other two things from this episode that I wanted to specific specifically point out is when they're talking about stereotypes at the end. And someone, someone says that, um, Oh yeah, that we all have an extra nipple.
00:47:41
ryanzymler
And then Rio says I'm covered in nipples. I have an extra nipple and, um, that makes me a witch even more so.
00:47:49
Chris
Yeah.
00:47:50
Shauna _she_her_
And.
00:47:50
ryanzymler
Hate, hate to break doom.
00:47:50
Chris
So you just felt, yeah, you just felt seen.
00:47:52
ryanzymler
i see so I feel seen, yeah.
00:47:53
Chris
Yeah.
00:47:54
ryanzymler
um And then we didn't shut up.
00:47:54
Chris
Oh, that's awesome.
00:47:57
ryanzymler
We didn't get to finish the end of what Lila says when she shows her vampire bite. ah She says, we used to kind of hate each other and now, and then she trails off and she has a vision, but we don't know what's going on in her head.
00:48:12
ryanzymler
um So yeah, fascinating stuff. Are we ready to jump into episode five? Because that's the one that we're the most excited to talk about.
00:48:19
Chris
Yeah, yeah.

Character Dynamics and Theories in Agatha All Along

00:48:21
ryanzymler
Shauna, do you want to recap us?
00:48:24
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, gladly. right The Salem Seven chased the coven, who evaded them using makeshift flying broomsticks. After being pulled back down by the road, they enter the next trial, which takes the form of a cabin with a 1980s aesthetic. the groom earth The group uses a Ouija board and makes contact with the ghost of Agatha's mother, Evanora, who was killed by her daughter in 1693 along with her previous coven, revealed as the mothers of the Salem Seven.
00:48:51
Shauna _she_her_
Warning the Covenant League leave Agatha behind, Evanora possesses her and attacks the group. Alice uses her powers to expel Evanora from Agatha, who proceeds to absorb her magic. The teen, noticing another spirit's presence, tries to stop Agatha by shouting his name, Agatha's son, Nicholas Scratch. Agatha stops, but Alice dies. And Agatha assists that it was accidental, while the teen lashes out. Lila and Jen affirm that their goals are the same as Agatha's,
00:49:19
Shauna _she_her_
the latter mocking the teen by stating that he's just like his mother. Ingrid, the teen magically forces Lila and Jen into tossing and tosses Agathyn to a mud trap before blasting them as well. As the witches sink, a headwear similar to that of Wanda's Scarlet Witch appearance appears on the teen's head. And that is how the episode ends as it cuts to a very amazing musical choice in Billie Eilish's crown. like see me in my crown. It's so good.
00:49:50
ryanzymler
Yes, incredible, incredible, the gag, the gag. So before Chris, as the person who perhaps had the least background on it, what were your what were your thoughts on the big reveal?
00:50:07
Chris
um i was i was I still and don't get why how how it's happening right now. I was waiting for it and I think that was the most like unsettling part of it.
00:50:14
ryanzymler
Great.
00:50:19
Chris
It's because like, oh, I know they're gonna try to like, the shock is we're gonna figure out who he is, but I didn't think it would be in this like, wait, Agatha, and yeah, Agatha is such an interesting character because you're like, i yeah, you're introduced as the villain, but then you're like, oh my God, there's obviously more to you.
00:50:19
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:50:25
ryanzymler
All the way.
00:50:33
Chris
And then in this part, you're like,
00:50:35
Shauna _she_her_
There's no kind of the villain.
00:50:37
Chris
Yeah, like you're seeing you're seeing her like in it.
00:50:37
ryanzymler
Yeah, she's still...
00:50:37
Shauna _she_her_
and
00:50:39
Chris
Yeah, that's ah in this moment and like just coming out of the house and the death and like, yeah, I'm just so much more like, oh, this character has so much more for us.
00:50:47
ryanzymler
You're locked in.
00:50:49
Chris
Oh, yeah. I'm locked.
00:50:51
Shauna _she_her_
like just
00:50:51
ryanzymler
Locked in, locked over.
00:50:52
Chris
I am locked over in.
00:50:55
Shauna _she_her_
I think that is what it's about, is Agatha all along. I'm pretty sure that is what the subject of October is.
00:50:58
ryanzymler
Yeah. Yes.
00:51:00
Chris
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
00:51:02
ryanzymler
So what were your first thoughts of of the episode overall, Chris?
00:51:08
Chris
have okay love The, the death at the end got me good. That was one where I was like, no, there's no way this can't happen. Like that's when I, I think next to the Mrs.
00:51:17
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:51:20
Chris
Hart's death, that was the one that I was like, uh-oh, I'm getting invested in these characters, like this isn't good. um
00:51:26
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:51:28
Chris
i There was one other thing closer to the the top of that episode. that you Oh, the brooms.
00:51:35
Chris
the The whole, that part of the, row like, the witch, the Salem witches, and then doing the brooms, and the fact that you have to give a broom to another person, and um do the, writtent like, oh, that, I just, I loved that, I thought that.
00:51:40
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:51:44
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:51:49
Chris
And then, like, see the silhouettes of them going on the brooms, I was like, yes, giving us witches.
00:51:49
Shauna _she_her_
it was to the blood moon like it was just such a cool like I was like ooh that poster like if they still made like old like 90s posters of TV shows like that shot is one that oh
00:51:54
ryanzymler
Someone gets it over there. Yeah.
00:51:56
Chris
Mm-hmm.
00:51:58
Chris
Yeah.
00:52:01
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:52:06
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:52:07
Chris
Yeah, I think like that's I love something that's so I mean, a witch's broom, like what's more of a trope than a witch writing a broom? Like that's how they talk about it, too.
00:52:15
ryanzymler
Right.
00:52:15
Chris
And then the way that they do it, though, it's just like, oh, that was fun.
00:52:19
ryanzymler
And then Patti LuPone says, I haven't done this in centuries. Like, so first of all, now we know that her character is centuries old, which we've gotten more information about, you know, from her ah hallucination.
00:52:25
Chris
Mm hmm.
00:52:30
ryanzymler
But like, there the joy in it, like the, you know, I love that she remembers that it's fun, even though the stereotypes are present.
00:52:39
Chris
Yeah, her whole thing, it's like she's loving being a witch again. She's like, oh my God, here's a coven. Oh my God, this is so fun.
00:52:44
ryanzymler
Right.
00:52:44
Chris
Like you clearly meet her as like, oh, I'm this hidden strip mall psychic. Like, you know, like I'm trying to blend in as like, yeah.
00:52:50
ryanzymler
right
00:52:55
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, content just kind of living out her days in with a bed that it attaches to her wall and like and you know But like Agatha daring her to want more again I thought was such a real and like as you see this real storied history that's clearly going on in her life I think that's such a interesting Psychotomy
00:52:55
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:53:00
Chris
Yeah.
00:53:01
ryanzymler
Right, right.
00:53:01
Chris
Yeah.
00:53:11
ryanzymler
Yeah. Yeah. What were your thoughts overall, Shana?
00:53:18
Shauna _she_her_
just I just want to know more like this is peak television. This is why this is television at its best where we don't know what's going on.
00:53:22
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:53:26
Shauna _she_her_
We're theory crafting. We are talking about it like woo like you know and like what if this or maybe it's that and then people going and dissecting it because there's so much on screen that we didn't notice until you got more.
00:53:42
Shauna _she_her_
There's so much depth to this show. I think it's been just outstanding like I really I'm still not sure. I'm not sure what's going on. Like I'm I was convinced that they didn't actually kill Alice for a minute and that they're going to time loop right back because I was like, no, surely they can't.
00:53:56
ryanzymler
Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:59
Shauna _she_her_
And I'm not as resolute on that theory anymore. But like that was where I was thinking like, and of but like I am so shocked that they were so quick to turn on Agatha.
00:54:03
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:54:12
Shauna _she_her_
I think that is where I'm a big proponent that she was not that everyone was not in their own right mind for some reason or another during that episode.
00:54:19
ryanzymler
Yes. I do want to come back to that. um So, the... Oh, there, i I totally lost my train of thought, but... um agree with everything that you were saying. There were a couple of things on the episode overall that I um wanted to just like note because I thought they were super interesting or were really funny. One thing that I thought was really interesting is this is now sort of like the third type of sort of trope that they've used of like um different types of supernatural
00:54:59
ryanzymler
something so like we've had a Ouija board, a record playing backwards, which was, you know, a ah ah moment of sort of like cultural panic and with Satanism.
00:55:09
ryanzymler
um What was, I don't know how the, um I don't necessarily know that that's like a theme or anything. It might just be, you know, interesting plot devices, but like, I don't, I wonder why they were put in that 2000s housewife wine mom situation.
00:55:29
Chris
Well, okay, I this is my theory on that is potions.
00:55:29
ryanzymler
Like, yeah, please.
00:55:32
Chris
She's potions, right?
00:55:33
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:55:34
Chris
So I do think that that's probably the maybe a bit of like the commentary of like, I mean, what is alcohol?
00:55:34
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:55:40
Chris
It is this like mine, whatever.
00:55:40
ryanzymler
Right.
00:55:42
Chris
And and I think who is the wine white, like the wine mom and like the desperate housewife.
00:55:46
Shauna _she_her_
Mm hmm. What is skin, skin care, Poultice? Absolutely.
00:55:51
ryanzymler
Right.
00:55:51
Chris
Yes.
00:55:53
Chris
i think that that um yeah i I'm loving how this is continuing the WandaVision little segments of TV or even genres, whether it be a decade or a specific show or whatever.
00:55:53
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:56:02
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:56:05
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:56:10
Chris
like I'm loving how we're getting it back in this.
00:56:10
ryanzymler
Right.
00:56:12
Chris
um
00:56:13
ryanzymler
But not, but it's clearly different. Like it's not necessarily.
00:56:15
Chris
clearly different. Yeah. Now they know they're and they know they're in the simulation kind of and are just kind of like moving with it.
00:56:21
ryanzymler
Yes.
00:56:23
Chris
It's not like a shock anymore, which I love.
00:56:25
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:56:27
Shauna _she_her_
Can I also say what we're talking about ah so I don't fuck with Ouija boards I just like again and and this is something that I kind of we talked about when like going over like our own like witchy selves and histories of like I That feels like a power I do not understand.
00:56:33
ryanzymler
yeah
00:56:44
Shauna _she_her_
And I'm just going to arm's length right away.
00:56:44
Chris
and
00:56:47
Shauna _she_her_
And like, you know, having heard like stories that friends have told of their, and I'm like, Nope, you know what? I'm okay. Thank you.
00:56:53
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:56:54
Shauna _she_her_
Thank you. But let's just.
00:56:55
ryanzymler
Thanks so much.
00:56:56
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
00:56:57
Chris
Oh, I loved it.
00:56:58
ryanzymler
um
00:56:58
Chris
Yeah, just the whole exorcism um motif of it all. And yeah, Ouija.
00:57:04
Shauna _she_her_
Oh yeah.
00:57:05
Chris
I mean, oh yeah, I'm the same.
00:57:07
ryanzymler
Well, that's...
00:57:07
Chris
I don't think the dead are ever trying to talk to me. I don't think I'm a conduit for it. I don't need to be. I don't want to be. um Yeah.
00:57:15
ryanzymler
Yeah, anything that involves welcoming spirits into your home, pass. I've never fucked with it. The, you know, ah mirror thing where you say, you know, Bloody Mary, like, none of that stuff.
00:57:29
ryanzymler
Why would I want that in my house?
00:57:29
Chris
So now that I've done, now that I've done because I'm the bravest boy in America, but I have done Bloody Mary, so and I'm still here, so yeah.
00:57:29
Shauna _she_her_
never Never.
00:57:31
ryanzymler
No, no.
00:57:32
Shauna _she_her_
Never have I ever. Yeah.
00:57:34
ryanzymler
You're the bravest boy in America.
00:57:39
ryanzymler
Wow, wow, as you die on screen.
00:57:40
Shauna _she_her_
Good for you.
00:57:41
Chris
Thank you guys so much, yeah. um And then we got to see, we okay, the Salem, now this is the Salem Seven.
00:57:43
ryanzymler
Yeah, I...
00:57:49
ryanzymler
The Salem Seven, yeah. What's your question?
00:57:51
Chris
these are the These are the kids of the witches she sucked all that power from.
00:57:55
Shauna _she_her_
Couldn't kill. Yeah.
00:57:58
ryanzymler
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:59
Chris
Okay, killed, okay.
00:58:00
ryanzymler
um So in the comics, it's sort of similar, they're Agatha's grandkids. But I like this just as much. Like, I like that there's still a very much so a connection to her.
00:58:14
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, and I think it's a very, like, they're, they're kind of giving, you know, the Witches of Angmar kind of vibe in Lord of the Rings.
00:58:14
Chris
right
00:58:24
Shauna _she_her_
Like, I feel like they felt real Ringwraithy.
00:58:25
ryanzymler
Oh yeah, sorry. Yes.
00:58:28
Chris
yeah i mean just that that contortionism that like which is like i now i think we're seeing a lot of that with rio as well right is there like i don't understand i don't know i don't know it's freaky whatever it is just like
00:58:29
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, that, that, that.
00:58:32
ryanzymler
Yeah.
00:58:33
Shauna _she_her_
Mm hmm.
00:58:39
ryanzymler
Maybe. Maybe. So, um it's pretty key, whatever it is. Just like the Ouija board, which I cannot believe that they really spelled Mr. Chart on television.
00:58:54
Chris
i I was I was half expecting the episode to go like like they just start pooping everywhere like episodes where they start growing up everywhere or something and it's just like gross whatever I was like ready for that to happen when it said shart like oh man
00:59:03
ryanzymler
ah
00:59:08
Shauna _she_her_
Okay.
00:59:14
ryanzymler
Jana pointed it out, like, I mean, I saw it, but I i didn't think Mr. Chart, I just read like, Mershart?
00:59:23
Shauna _she_her_
a
00:59:23
ryanzymler
Like, at the same time, Shana and Oopsy go, Mr.
00:59:27
Chris
There's chart.
00:59:28
ryanzymler
Chart.
00:59:29
ryanzymler
Incredible.
00:59:29
Chris
The best character of the episode.
00:59:30
ryanzymler
I'm glad that they let that be.
00:59:31
Shauna _she_her_
Also, I think you're the one who we'd have to tell and we'd all give looks to have like, don't taught the spirits because like you don't yeah, you wouldn't know you Ryan would not like don't haunt the spirits.
00:59:37
Chris
Yeah.
00:59:37
ryanzymler
Don't talk me or Chris.
00:59:43
ryanzymler
Like, oh, okay girl, you're being kind of dramatic.
00:59:44
Shauna _she_her_
Don't look. Yeah, like because look.
00:59:47
Chris
Chart.
00:59:49
Shauna _she_her_
don't make a joke or make a little comment is like you.
00:59:52
ryanzymler
No, you would be that one, Shauna. Are you kidding me?
00:59:55
Shauna _she_her_
No, no, no, I wouldn't taunt. I would make a I would I would definitely not give it it's the I would add more levity than maybe the situation might need.
01:00:03
Chris
I would clarify. I would clarify.
01:00:05
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah. But you would yours would.
01:00:07
ryanzymler
I actually...
01:00:08
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:00:10
ryanzymler
The way that I think Shauna would anger the spirit is at the end of the communication. She would say, bye Mr. Chartre, and like couldn't keep it in.
01:00:18
Chris
Oh.
01:00:18
ryanzymler
Almost got to the end, but had to get it in there.
01:00:21
Shauna _she_her_
Well, who's Mr.
01:00:22
ryanzymler
So fucked.
01:00:23
Shauna _she_her_
Chart? Yeah.
01:00:25
ryanzymler
Who's Sharon? um which Which... If I were Deborah Jo Rupp, I would beat the shit out of Katherine Hahn for her impression of Sharon Davis.
01:00:36
ryanzymler
Like, what the fuck was that? I i know it was supposed to be probably over-exaggerated, but that that moment almost lost me for a second. I was like, what the fuck is this bad interpretation?
01:00:47
Chris
Yeah, like this is this is personal.
01:00:47
Shauna _she_her_
I love Catherine Hahn. She's the best.
01:00:50
Chris
OK, personal.
01:00:52
ryanzymler
Yeah, yeah, she really is.
01:00:52
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:00:54
ryanzymler
Um, I hated this the first time when, uh, Lila references the vision. She, when they met, when we met, uh, Lila the first time when Agatha and Tien went to recruit her, um, she has like a really painful vision.
01:01:06
Chris
Hmm.
01:01:12
ryanzymler
And that's when Wanna says, okay, so she's a goof. That was her having a vision of that moment where the record was screaming.
01:01:24
ryanzymler
and that's why she says, I hated this the first time. Right, Shauna?
01:01:29
Shauna _she_her_
I think so.
01:01:30
ryanzymler
Okay.
01:01:30
Chris
oh See this is what I I need like and after this when it's like second watch time I want a Handout a brochure episode by episode of like just connecting all Okay
01:01:30
Shauna _she_her_
I think that is what it is. Well.
01:01:41
ryanzymler
Right.
01:01:43
Shauna _she_her_
You should talk to our friend Uxy, because he is great for like those.
01:01:45
ryanzymler
Yes. That's how his brain works.
01:01:48
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah. But in that same vein, though, thinking about the looks that teen, like some of the comments about teen in hindsight, including or and about when Lila was like, don't help Agatha in that second episode and was absolutely a vision towards this episode, I believe.
01:01:49
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:02:07
ryanzymler
okay Okay.
01:02:11
Shauna _she_her_
of, because as she goes to try and protect and help Agatha, that's when her powers get taken. Though I'm not sure, okay, so an interesting thing about when the powers get taken and when Agatha steals them, you see the ghost fly out of the body.
01:02:16
ryanzymler
Right.
01:02:26
Shauna _she_her_
So she's not being possessed by her mother, but I'm still not entirely sure that she wasn't under a magical control just the same, because I think teen slash Billy Kaplan has been
01:02:26
ryanzymler
Correct. Correct. Correct.
01:02:40
Shauna _she_her_
in on it all along. I think it's actually, he's been pulling the strings, he's found every single clue as we said earlier, every time he's like, oh look, play me.
01:02:52
Shauna _she_her_
Oh hey, here's the instructions. And it's just too, and there was the look that Catherine Hahn gave after Mrs.
01:03:00
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:03:01
Shauna _she_her_
Hart died. I didn't think you had it in you.
01:03:03
ryanzymler
Oh, when she said, I didn't think, yeah, totally.
01:03:06
Shauna _she_her_
That was, I thought, a real interesting
01:03:09
ryanzymler
That was how episode four started.
01:03:09
Shauna _she_her_
To the teens been teens had power this whole time. I don't know that he's known that he's Billy. I'm not sure of that, but I think he's known he has a magic and is a as and is a magical user. And I think there is. That is part of it.
01:03:29
ryanzymler
So my... I'm like 50-50 on that. Like, one of the two of them, or maybe the two of them both, are aware of what's going on.
01:03:34
Shauna _she_her_
OK.
01:03:42
ryanzymler
I don't know who, I don't know how much, but like, to ah your point, when she... she touches his chin and she says, you're so much like your mother, but that's in response to him saying he's not gonna hurt anyone to get what he wants from magic. And so to me, that's a callback. Wanda was unintentionally doing harm in Westview and she didn't know that. She was just subliminally doing it or she was just, you know, in the beginning, she didn't know that she could do it or that she was doing it. And so to me, that's like,
01:04:20
ryanzymler
You dummy. You are doing magic. You don't know it. You've been fucking things up the whole time. But I'm convinced when she puts her fingers under her chin under his chin, she's she's removing the sigil.
01:04:33
ryanzymler
I think it was a red herring when she said that you know the person who casts the sigil doesn't remember it.
01:04:34
Shauna _she_her_
Her room No, no, no, I don't think that was a red here I think that was a clue that she did cast it and she didn't know that she cast it at the time and she only realized that she was the one who cast the sigil once she realized that he was one this kid and That was the that opened her eyes to allow her to break the sigil.
01:04:40
ryanzymler
i I... Okay.
01:04:56
ryanzymler
C-I-Wah.
01:05:02
Shauna _she_her_
That's my personal view
01:05:02
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:05:04
Shauna _she_her_
But in that same vein, I wonder is the person that got hurt, the teen that died in the car crash and that Billy replaced in that very first episode.
01:05:04
ryanzymler
Sure.
01:05:13
ryanzymler
The person who got hurt, the teen, the teen that died in the car. What?
01:05:19
Chris
Oh...
01:05:19
Shauna _she_her_
That wasn't, there was a death and that that's the whole thing is that no, or that Billy replaced in that car crash.
01:05:22
ryanzymler
The Wanda death?
01:05:27
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:05:27
Shauna _she_her_
Billy took on this person and basically killed them.
01:05:30
ryanzymler
Yes, yeah.
01:05:34
ryanzymler
Oh, like he is the reason those people died.
01:05:38
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, and then that is the, and he's the reason why that person isn't, that he's Billy and that person is poofed out.
01:05:45
ryanzymler
Dead, that kid is dead.
01:05:46
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah, right.
01:05:47
ryanzymler
So like his,
01:05:48
Shauna _she_her_
it And I think there's going to be something to that.
01:05:51
ryanzymler
So in the previous episode, they had said something, him and Alice had an exchange where there's definitely also something special between him and Alice. Like they keep having these moments and he's clearly like kind of fucked up by Alice dying. But, um you know, they have that moment where they're talking about the tattoo she has on her. And he says, a lot happened to me when I was 13 too.
01:06:18
ryanzymler
I was, is that, are we supposed to think that the kids in WandaVision are 13? Am I bad at reading kids ages?
01:06:28
ryanzymler
Cause I'm like, those are nine year olds. Those are 10 year olds.
01:06:31
Shauna _she_her_
They do feel like that.
01:06:33
ryanzymler
And they're styled like kids.
01:06:33
Shauna _she_her_
oh
01:06:36
Shauna _she_her_
So that's ah something you said just made me think. interesting theme on mothers and the connection of a protective mother of Wanda protecting her son Billy and As Allah and maybe that's where he felt a kinship with Alice whose mother Lorna protected her with her song and then it is completely book bookended with The opposite situation with Agatha because I thought it was a real interesting to have this great.
01:06:45
ryanzymler
Go on. Mm-hmm.
01:06:51
ryanzymler
Mm-hmm.
01:06:59
ryanzymler
Maybe.
01:07:06
ryanzymler
Right.
01:07:08
Shauna _she_her_
Oh my gosh mothers protection
01:07:09
ryanzymler
Mm-hmm.
01:07:10
Shauna _she_her_
and then fell that up with actually this mother's pretty fucking awful.
01:07:13
ryanzymler
Why do you still hate me?
01:07:16
Chris
Yeah.
01:07:16
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:07:16
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:07:17
Shauna _she_her_
And the powerfulness there, especially in a queer narrative, a queer 80s narrative too, where there was so much homophobia, you know, as her not girlfriend girlfriend sticks up for her.
01:07:21
ryanzymler
Right. Right.
01:07:30
ryanzymler
Right. Oh my God, when Rio yells, her mother can't have her, when we were watching it, I just yelled big time ex-girlfriend energy.
01:07:37
Shauna _she_her_
Oh, and like, though, like the
01:07:37
ryanzymler
Like, and also hard as a rock when she said it, because that's such a hot.
01:07:42
Shauna _she_her_
Oh, I think that hit most queer people in the audience to some degree or form.
01:07:48
ryanzymler
That was like, You know, everyone wants their partner to do that for them.
01:07:53
Chris
And our our first, like, our first nosing her crack, Rio, from like, like, just being like, this is silly, like, I'm here, whatever, to being like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, like, things can't actually go a certain way.
01:07:57
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:08:01
ryanzymler
Right.
01:08:04
ryanzymler
I have stakes in this. Yes.
01:08:06
Chris
I will not let them go a certain way.
01:08:07
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:08:08
Chris
Yeah.
01:08:08
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:08:09
Shauna _she_her_
She has genuine care and concern for Agatha that really showed through that episode, which is also where, as everyone else acted very unlike themselves, she acted very much, well, unlike herself as she's been, but in many ways, I think more true to who she actually is.
01:08:13
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:08:21
Chris
Mm hmm.
01:08:26
Shauna _she_her_
And I think there's something to be said about how we don't talk about death or we don't speak to death.
01:08:26
ryanzymler
Right.
01:08:30
Shauna _she_her_
And I would not be surprised if that was a rule because death was in the room.
01:08:31
ryanzymler
Right.
01:08:36
ryanzymler
Right, exactly.
01:08:37
Shauna _she_her_
And it would have had to be, it would have given up the game.
01:08:40
ryanzymler
Oh, shit. So that wasn't actually a rule. It was just Billy, again, maybe controlling something or making something up that fit the the need.
01:08:52
ryanzymler
um
01:08:55
ryanzymler
The, and it's funny because I specifically took a note about how Rio has this like hysterical delight when things go, when things get fucking crazy. Like in the previous episode, um you know, she's sitting on the couch as the demon is flying around.
01:09:12
ryanzymler
She just goes, oh yeah, that's the curse.
01:09:15
Chris
Yeah.
01:09:15
ryanzymler
And then like when the record starts, or no, when the, the ah curse No, sorry, sorry, sorry. When the demon like comes out of the Ouija board or whatever and everyone's freaking out and she's just like a kid in a fucking candy shop. She's literally like laughing. If you so if you like watch her specifically, she's having a great time.
01:09:40
ryanzymler
And I think, again, to your point, she goes from this like, there's no consequences to of anything to, this is a consequence that simply cannot be, um was a big turn in character. So that' that's really exciting. i I do think there's something to the, these people are not in their right mind because Alice seems surprised by her power.
01:10:06
ryanzymler
Like when she runs up to blast the ghost out of Agatha, she looks surprised. And maybe it's because she's surprised that she feels it being siphoned off of her, but she has this moment where she like pauses and kind of looks.
01:10:22
ryanzymler
And then you you notice that she like commits to pushing more energy. And so, you know, like she knows she has powers. Why would she be surprised?
01:10:33
Shauna _she_her_
Well, and this is where I feel like they were being manipulated.
01:10:33
ryanzymler
Why did she seem surprised?
01:10:37
Shauna _she_her_
And I feel like laura like she was, Alice was being manipulated just as well too, that this was being, you know, puppet mastered along in a lot, and I think it's going to be by teen potentially, or there's some, yeah.
01:10:37
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:10:50
Chris
do you think there's something like of that you know how Wanda's whole thing was like subconscious mind whatever manipulating or reality manipulation like i wonder if yeah if the witch's road is always this
01:11:00
ryanzymler
Yeah, yeah.
01:11:08
Chris
sitcom-y or like this referential or if this is just a version we're seeing of teen being, you know, wanda-like of like, yeah, doing the same thing or I guess or and in a way, yeah.
01:11:16
ryanzymler
like recreating, yeah.
01:11:21
ryanzymler
Yeah, I mean, it is, it's stylized by decade, which is the same thing as the show, but from a more horror supernatural perspective, like this episode was an 80s sleepaway camp slasher film style mixed with the, ah the exorcist mixed with, you know, everything that's ever involved a Ouija board, like,
01:11:44
ryanzymler
it which again came to popularity I think it's maybe the 70s but yeah I definitely feel that's making more and more sense as you say it because one of the other notes was like why is no one helping Alice like Agatha is like siphoning this energy off of her. All of them see what's happening and they're just yelling like, no, stop. Like if you don't go tackle this bitch, what are you doing?
01:12:16
Chris
she's gonna die now do you think we're gonna do you think mother maiden crone do we know what that means is that like
01:12:17
ryanzymler
Like you're watching her die and you're all freaking out. I don't understand. So again, maybe maybe they did' they weren't them. Maybe they didn't understand what was going on or their powers or whatever. There's something to that of being in
01:12:38
ryanzymler
It's like the Holy Trinity of witchcraft. It's like Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
01:12:43
Chris
Do you think okay, but that's not like what is is crone? Death like that's what I'm is like real one of those or something. I don't
01:12:52
Shauna _she_her_
So it's just traditionally like the wise old, like the symbolism of, of wisdom and getting older and versus, yeah, I think it's Patti LuPone.
01:12:52
ryanzymler
No, I don't think so.
01:12:59
ryanzymler
Patti LuPone. Patti LuPone is a crone archetype. Yeah.
01:13:03
Shauna _she_her_
I think so. and And I think Agatha's mother. And then I think Teen is the maiden.
01:13:07
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:13:10
ryanzymler
Yeah, very much so. Very much so. And then in out outside of that, in in the comics, Agatha is the crone, Wanda is the mother, and Billy is still the maiden.
01:13:25
Chris
Yeah.
01:13:26
Shauna _she_her_
but That's interesting. No, that's a.
01:13:28
Chris
oh
01:13:30
ryanzymler
And that could still be true outside of the road. Like that could, they are mother maiden crone.
01:13:33
Shauna _she_her_
That's true.
01:13:35
ryanzymler
It's just, in this instance, you know, crone is Lila and, um you know, the they're just all coven and you need.
01:13:44
Shauna _she_her_
I are you actually I wonder if that is some interesting foreshadowing that Lila doesn't make up.
01:13:52
ryanzymler
i I, who is gonna make it?
01:13:53
Shauna _she_her_
I were I because I thought that the
01:13:58
Shauna _she_her_
Rio.
01:13:58
ryanzymler
Also quick, before we get into the the yeah ah sort of...
01:14:00
Chris
Rio? you
01:14:04
ryanzymler
The one other thing I wanted to point out before we kind of like continue on is um when Jen yells, punish Agatha, but first she takes out her retainer.
01:14:16
ryanzymler
Incredible. Because they're it's like stylized, it's like an 80's sleepover movie.
01:14:20
Chris
Yeah.
01:14:20
ryanzymler
Incredible.
01:14:21
Chris
though The last two episodes, she her one-liners, her moments,
01:14:26
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:14:27
Chris
comedy it's been and I also have loved in these past couple episodes we see them doing magic that's not like
01:14:27
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:14:36
Chris
I don't know, yeah, like super, it's like, oh, we're just casting a spell.
01:14:36
ryanzymler
Analog. It's analog.
01:14:40
Chris
So she did the, with the water and the moonlight and then the broom making of the brooms.
01:14:40
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:14:44
Chris
And even when Alice was doing the protecting circles and it is just this like, oh, can anybody do these?
01:14:47
ryanzymler
do
01:14:52
Chris
Like is a witch truly just someone who learns these spells and like does it like, oh my God, any of us can do that.
01:14:58
ryanzymler
That's witchcraft.
01:14:59
Chris
Yeah, that I like, I just like have loved in the past couple of episodes too.
01:15:06
ryanzymler
um So we have this huge reveal at the end. The sigil is... We don't know that the sigil is removed. We don't know if he'll be able to say it, but obviously something shifted and... ah he is revealed to be Wiccan, who is... Well, I mean, I guess we should shut our mouths because we've been wrong about shit before. We literally saw the back of Pietro's head and then it ended up being, you know, fucking Pietro in WandaVision.
01:15:36
ryanzymler
So I don't think this is a misdirect, but it clearly was a reference to, you know, they zoomed out onto Wanda's mug and showed the Scarlet Witch crown. They basically recreated the same sort of camera setup with it. The obvious reference to his mother being Wanda There's no, I can't imagine there being any other things that it could be.
01:16:04
Chris
Oh yeah, no.
01:16:06
ryanzymler
It's Billy Kaplan.
01:16:08
Chris
Now how how big is his part in the like actual comics? of it it does Has he been like part of such and such team? Or this and that? and or yeah Or is it just kind of like B-list character?
01:16:24
ryanzymler
I mean, Shawna can answer this just as much, but he's part of the Young Avengers. So, you know, there there are iterations of focus on heroes. And so obviously, the Avengers, they are the more seasoned heroes, it wouldn't make sense for them to not create younger generations. And so the the Young Avengers, I think were introduced in the 2000s or 2010s.
01:16:49
Shauna _she_her_
Think so.
01:16:49
ryanzymler
somewhere around there, but it is made up of um the children of or um alternate versions of historical characters.
01:16:55
Chris
Mm hmm.
01:17:01
ryanzymler
so And we've met some of them in the MCU. So the thought is they're really just introducing the young Avengers. So we have Wiccan as Billy Kaplan um in his, Wiccan as Billy Kaplan,
01:17:08
Chris
Ah.
01:17:14
ryanzymler
wien um they They showed his boyf, who in the comics is a Skrull something hybrid.
01:17:26
Shauna _she_her_
Hopefully.
01:17:28
ryanzymler
Yeah, but he's a hybrid.
01:17:28
Shauna _she_her_
Oh, is it?
01:17:30
ryanzymler
A Skrull and what's Kree? He's half Kree, half Skrull. um So he is called Hulkling because he like shapeshifts into a big green thing, but the green is actually just because he's a scrawl.
01:17:42
ryanzymler
um Fun fact, they are very relevant. Those two are married in the comics right now, and Hulkling has been serving as like the intergalactic peacemaker between these two historically warring alien races.
01:17:56
ryanzymler
um And we love that. That's diversity and inclusion at work.
01:17:59
Chris
We love peace.
01:18:01
ryanzymler
We love peace. um And then, so the theory is that Boif is potentially Hulkling, or just a Boif until we get Hulkling.
01:18:12
ryanzymler
um America Chavez, just to show that he's gay, yeah.
01:18:13
Shauna _she_her_
just to show that he's gay.
01:18:16
ryanzymler
um America Chavez from Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness. And then at the end of the Hawkeye holiday special, we were introduced to Hawkeye.
01:18:31
ryanzymler
um and I think the post-credit scene is Ms. Marvel ah going to Kate Bishop and recruiting her for a team. So we know that it's being actively assembled. And then in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, we got a character that becomes Patriot.
01:18:50
ryanzymler
is that
01:18:50
Shauna _she_her_
Think so?
01:18:51
ryanzymler
he's He's basically like the replacement for Captain America, um sort or he's stylized as Captain America because in the in the in Falcon and the Winter Soldier,
01:19:04
ryanzymler
He is the grandson of the original Captain America. The first person they ever tried, the super soldier Seraman, was a black man. And he's just been existing with superpowers. And so his grandson is, I think his name's Elijah, or Isaiah, I can't remember. It's one of the names that I really like. um So other favorite moments from the episode overall, anything that we think is important to point out?
01:19:34
Shauna _she_her_
Gosh, I really like the way the depth of where Agatha had no choice in being this coven breaker. you know And obviously in every episode previous to that, they'd really portrayed her decision to do that as one where she was kind of in the wrong and she was like being like you know whispered about and rumored about.
01:19:43
ryanzymler
Right.
01:19:55
Shauna _she_her_
And really, it's like actually her mother turned on her and always hated her. and
01:20:01
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:20:01
Shauna _she_her_
she should get some grace for the person that she is.
01:20:05
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:20:05
Shauna _she_her_
And even though she potentially made, you know, whether she killed Alice, whether she's whoever else, whatever else she's done, because clearly she's had this plan of the plan with Rio that they announced in the previous episode was the plan, you know, and she I think it absolutely was.
01:20:14
ryanzymler
Right.
01:20:20
ryanzymler
Do you think that is the plan? So I guess, yeah, so my my rap question is knowing Agatha has some power now, so she can protect herself.
01:20:34
ryanzymler
um That was clearly, she just needed a taste to be able to get back in business. So do we think she, her plan was to genuinely kill all of these witches all along or was it?
01:20:50
Chris
Oh, yeah, we we we didn't. What about the um the moment with the the hand and the speaker and that? Oh, that when when she was in the room with Rio in the recording booth, remember um where she's like putting her hand on the little thing and says that and makes them all hear it.
01:21:00
ryanzymler
Yeah. Yeah.
01:21:02
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:21:07
ryanzymler
Right.
01:21:07
Chris
Is that are they all? Yeah, like is she warning them because she did it on purpose, right?
01:21:10
Shauna _she_her_
No.
01:21:12
Chris
She's like, oop see, right.
01:21:13
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:21:13
Chris
Yeah, like I'm so silly. But yeah, it's like clearly that's what happened last time. Only two of them got out. And that's what she, like, did she genuinely think that's what the lyrics were were like, to coven thy leave or whatever?
01:21:21
ryanzymler
Coming to, oh yeah.
01:21:27
Chris
Yeah, you know, or, or, yeah.
01:21:28
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:21:31
Chris
But that's what I
01:21:31
ryanzymler
i'm i i Part of me feels like This is a redemption story, like she needed to experience real sisterhood and a real coven to become ah the witch sort of crone to become the woman that she is in the comics, which is like a maternal figure, a guide to Wanda.
01:22:01
ryanzymler
perhaps this these folks humanize her and bring her to that. And, you know, um even thinking about maybe her magic being reversed and it sucking out of her and making her a little bit older.
01:22:08
Chris
Nah.
01:22:14
ryanzymler
um So that, shut up, shut up, Jesus.
01:22:14
Shauna _she_her_
They're sucking her out.
01:22:19
ryanzymler
To be so lucky, Catherine Hahn.
01:22:20
Shauna _she_her_
Whoa.
01:22:21
ryanzymler
um But I have to, I wonder if this will

Directorial Influence and Plot Speculations

01:22:24
ryanzymler
be like, nope.
01:22:24
Shauna _she_her_
Intimacy coordinator.
01:22:26
ryanzymler
and to there's I'm not sucking her out, Shauna, you nasty bitch. um Not that sucking anyone out is gross. Okay, so the other thing that I wanted to point out um that I saw on Wikipedia when I was looking up these summaries, episode six is the same director as episodes eight and nine. So,
01:22:50
ryanzymler
That doesn't necessarily always mean something, but usually when they have the same director, there's like a story they're trying to make sure is maintained.
01:22:58
Shauna _she_her_
Interesting.
01:22:59
Chris
So seven might get the flashback.
01:22:59
Shauna _she_her_
And this upcoming one.
01:22:59
ryanzymler
um I think six is gonna be a flashback.
01:23:04
Chris
Oh.
01:23:05
Shauna _she_her_
o
01:23:06
Chris
No, they got to tell me what happened in that in that mud.
01:23:06
ryanzymler
Because no, that's what they do. They give us the big gag and then they throw it back and then we come back
01:23:15
Chris
you So you think we're going to get like um from when it happened, Billy, three years ago or whatever to leading up to now or something.
01:23:25
ryanzymler
Yeah, my theory is episode six is going to be the backstory on Billy. Episode seven brings us back to where we are in the road, and then eight and nine are the finale.
01:23:37
Chris
the last two trials because Patti LuPone needs to get a trial.
01:23:40
ryanzymler
Or something, I don't know. Yeah.
01:23:42
Chris
If Patti LuPone doesn't get her own trial out of all of this, I will be.
01:23:45
ryanzymler
Oh no, Patti LuPone's trial is the Wizard of Oz one, we think.
01:23:49
Chris
Oh, there's a wizard.
01:23:49
Shauna _she_her_
moon
01:23:50
Chris
Wait, oh, there's shut up.
01:23:50
ryanzymler
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:23:53
Chris
Oh, my God. Wow.
01:23:55
ryanzymler
Shauna, I forget what I was actually gonna ask you, but
01:24:01
ryanzymler
Whatever.
01:24:02
Shauna _she_her_
Okay, I have a question though.
01:24:02
ryanzymler
So episodes, yeah.
01:24:05
Shauna _she_her_
ill Do you think that Billy replaces Alice in the coven?
01:24:13
ryanzymler
Maybe. We don't know his...
01:24:15
Shauna _she_her_
because
01:24:15
Chris
I don't know, I'm not writing Alice totally out yet.
01:24:18
ryanzymler
Mm-hmm.
01:24:18
Chris
I'll say it.
01:24:19
Shauna _she_her_
Okay, i I want that to be true.
01:24:19
Chris
I'll say it.
01:24:22
Chris
I do too, and I think, I know.
01:24:22
Shauna _she_her_
I'm really pulling for it.
01:24:24
Chris
Mrs. Hart, um she's gone. mis Mr.
01:24:26
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:24:27
Chris
Hart, Mrs.
01:24:28
ryanzymler
Mr.
01:24:28
Chris
Hart, Mrs.
01:24:29
ryanzymler
Chart.
01:24:29
Chris
Hart, Shannon, whatever it is, they're gone. I'm cool with that, but not Alice. She just, she just got the curse release.
01:24:37
ryanzymler
She just defeated the curse. Yeah.
01:24:39
Chris
She just got the curse release.
01:24:40
Shauna _she_her_
um She, all she wanted from the road was to find out what happened to her mother and she got it.
01:24:47
Chris
Oh, you're so...
01:24:47
Shauna _she_her_
It had nothing to do with completing it. The protection was to get her to that goal and it succeeded. And once that protection spell lifted because the curse was broken, that was when she died.
01:24:55
ryanzymler
and to understand.
01:25:01
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:25:03
Chris
I want like six more spin-offs of like six other times covens went to the roads after this.
01:25:03
ryanzymler
um
01:25:07
Chris
Like, I just want a series called The Road.
01:25:08
Shauna _she_her_
Right? Like.
01:25:10
Chris
It's an anthology of different covens going through.
01:25:13
ryanzymler
If you want um if you want to read ah you want to pick up a ah short little arc, Scarlet Witch had an independent story in 2014 where it starts with her on the road.
01:25:28
ryanzymler
like that's her she She goes on the witch's road. She meets her mom. So there's like a lot of stuff that is relevant in it as I'm like rereading it.
01:25:35
Chris
Love that.
01:25:37
ryanzymler
um But episodes one, two, and seven are all are all directed by the creator and the showrunner, ah Jack Shafer. So to me that says like episode seven is gonna have a lot of story.
01:25:50
ryanzymler
So maybe that, maybe seven will be the flashback, maybe.
01:25:51
Chris
That's the flashback. Seven is the flashback because six is going to be we're going to figure out what's going on with all these people on the road.
01:25:59
Shauna _she_her_
Mm.

Witch Characters Debate and Conclusion

01:26:05
ryanzymler
Oh, I don't think so, I think it's done.
01:26:11
ryanzymler
Yeah, because that was Wanda's spell. Right, right. Sorry.
01:26:23
ryanzymler
So this is real hot nerd shit, so we have to acknowledge hot nerds. um Chris, who is the hottest character who's the hottest character in Agatha all along, but who do you think is the hottest witch character of all time?
01:26:35
Chris
Okay, how does character have the curse? Um...
01:26:41
ryanzymler
Sure.
01:26:42
Chris
I... Oh god. Wait, can you guys go first? Come on. Oh no, I have to go...
01:26:47
ryanzymler
sure
01:26:48
Chris
Yeah.
01:26:49
ryanzymler
I mean, yeah, we already, ours may be the hottest in this episode. um Catherine Hahn looked, oh no, Catherine Hahn looked really hot and with the side pony um long shirt combo, the 80s combo.
01:26:56
Chris
Alice. Mmm. Mmm.
01:27:06
Shauna _she_her_
oh
01:27:06
Chris
ah huh um
01:27:06
ryanzymler
I think she looked hot.
01:27:08
Shauna _she_her_
I love the open-chested like the like the heart-beared 70s outfits.
01:27:12
ryanzymler
70s one. Yeah.
01:27:17
Shauna _she_her_
I thought those were free.
01:27:17
ryanzymler
there They're styling Catherine Han very well.
01:27:21
Chris
Yeah.
01:27:22
ryanzymler
Very well.
01:27:23
Chris
And and also um Liza Minnelli as Patti LuPone as Liza Minnelli as Alice, or was the witch, yeah.
01:27:27
ryanzymler
As lies been telling.
01:27:32
Chris
um Yeah.
01:27:35
ryanzymler
Who you think is the hottest witch character of all time?
01:27:38
Chris
hottest witch character of all time the best witch okay but maybe not hottest but the none of the best well I just want to okay okay hottest witch the best witch of all time back to the jump Hermione Granger that the story should never been about Harry Potter it should already even been about Hermione Granger she was the that she's the smartest is the best witch of her generation anyway ah yeah
01:27:40
ryanzymler
In your opinion, sure. No, hottest.
01:27:46
ryanzymler
Yeah, you can give credit to the best witch too.
01:27:54
ryanzymler
Yeah, it should have been about her all the time.
01:27:59
ryanzymler
Right.
01:27:59
Shauna _she_her_
Well, why would Miss Protect Women make a woman her main character? That's stupid.
01:28:02
ryanzymler
Exactly.
01:28:03
Shauna _she_her_
We have to feature men.
01:28:05
ryanzymler
Exactly.
01:28:05
Shauna _she_her_
Sorry.
01:28:06
ryanzymler
100%. Tear her up.
01:28:07
Chris
The hottest, hottest witch.
01:28:08
ryanzymler
Eat her up, Shauna.
01:28:11
Chris
Oh, man.
01:28:12
Chris
I don't know. I can't. That's too much.
01:28:13
ryanzymler
All right. All right. That's fine.
01:28:15
Chris
Who's your answer? Who's your guys? How does which.
01:28:17
ryanzymler
Probably true, Hallowell. Off rep.
01:28:20
Shauna _she_her_
Hiking Margo.
01:28:22
ryanzymler
High King Margot win from Magicians, which is a show that I think you would also really like.
01:28:26
Chris
Oh, yeah, that I need to watch the.
01:28:29
Shauna _she_her_
It it is very very good.
01:28:31
Chris
Yeah.
01:28:31
ryanzymler
It's very good and very gay.
01:28:33
Shauna _she_her_
It's very good very gay.
01:28:33
Chris
OK. Maybe that's why I don't have an answer yet.
01:28:37
ryanzymler
Yes.
01:28:37
Chris
The Blair Witch.
01:28:37
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:28:38
Chris
The Blair Witch.
01:28:39
ryanzymler
Got it, great.
01:28:40
Chris
no I did re-watch the Blair Witch.
01:28:41
ryanzymler
Excellent job. Not for me.
01:28:44
Chris
Love it. Still stands.
01:28:46
ryanzymler
Not for me. Uh, Chris, do you have anything you want to promote or tell people to follow you at?
01:28:52
Chris
um I'm doing, uh, horny Aries X is my Instagram. If you go, if you're v interested at all, I go there doing some ceramics, doing some, maybe someday some astrology, some sexrology.
01:29:03
ryanzymler
Some PP pipes.
01:29:05
Chris
I have all these ideas in my head that maybe one day they'll happen and then you'll be the first to know because you're following me.
01:29:12
ryanzymler
Work. Yeah.
01:29:13
Shauna _she_her_
Love that.
01:29:13
ryanzymler
Uh, Shawna, anything you want to share?
01:29:16
Shauna _she_her_
Uh, so I'll be traveling to Kansas City next weekend for USA Dodgeball Nationals. So I'm really excited for that.
01:29:22
ryanzymler
Woo!
01:29:23
Shauna _she_her_
So I'll be gone. It's a three day tournament. So I'm really excited to, you know, go and do that. So follow along with me, uh, Helen pastels on Instagram.
01:29:35
ryanzymler
Thanks.
01:29:35
Shauna _she_her_
That's all my adventures there. Never remember to post.
01:29:38
ryanzymler
We can't wait to root for you from home, because I'm not going to Kansas City.
01:29:40
Shauna _she_her_
Thank you.
01:29:43
Chris
Ryan, do you have anything?
01:29:45
ryanzymler
I don't think so.
01:29:47
Chris
Come on.
01:29:47
ryanzymler
Is there something I should be thinking about?
01:29:49
Chris
Oh.
01:29:50
ryanzymler
No. um just at Intuitive Blurred. I don't think there's anything super interesting for me to like share. um Just this podcast, it's like the thing that I am the most excited about.
01:30:00
Chris
Yeah.
01:30:03
ryanzymler
Tell your friends. um I think I'm supposed to say like rate, review, favorite us, or subscribe, like and subscribe, smash that like button, gang.
01:30:08
Chris
Subscribe like.
01:30:10
Shauna _she_her_
Like and subscribe, yeah.
01:30:11
Chris
Yeah. yeah
01:30:14
ryanzymler
um And I think if you write reviews, it like helps us show up more on different platforms. So Um, tell your mama, tell your friends.
01:30:20
Shauna _she_her_
Yeah.
01:30:23
Shauna _she_her_
Thank you to everyone who's listened to us.
01:30:23
ryanzymler
Uh, yeah.
01:30:25
Shauna _she_her_
It means the world, but I'm like, would I have people like, and they're like, oh my gosh, and I yeah i love your podcast. I've enjoyed listening and like, I really appreciate it. So just thank you all so much.
01:30:34
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:30:35
Chris
Well, thank you guys for having me, too.
01:30:35
Shauna _she_her_
It's been really awesome. ah
01:30:37
Chris
We talked about witches.
01:30:38
Chris
I mean, guys this is... Thank you. This has been so fun.
01:30:39
ryanzymler
Yeah.
01:30:42
ryanzymler
The Hot Nard Pantheon.
01:30:42
Chris
and See what happens with the rest of Agatha.
01:30:46
ryanzymler
Can't wait.
01:30:47
Shauna _she_her_
Exactly, can't wait.
01:30:47
ryanzymler
All right. We'll be talking about it here.
01:30:48
Shauna _she_her_
so
01:30:49
ryanzymler
Yes. Thanks, gang.
01:30:52
Chris
Bye.