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Niggas Assemble
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Bria and Tyrell take over 2 hour to explain and pop Shelly's MCU cherry!
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Transcript
Peer Pressure of New Color Drops
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I don't think that was a choice. That was an absolute choice. That's hilarious. I just can't with the peer pressure. What peer pressure? Every morning, Tophar is dropping a new color. Tophar is dropping a new color. And I'm like, oh my god.
00:00:23
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All of it. So it's a lot of pressure.
Abandoning Purchases and PlayStation Humor
00:00:26
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I'm not fighting for y'all. I'm not fighting with the girls over no fucking bag. I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, no. I made one made it to the cart. And then I got there. It was like, oh, this felt like a good idea. And then I looked around and was like, no, I could actually do something else. So I bought a police station instead. You bought an old one that cost like $40. Oh, no.
00:00:47
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It's a PlayStation 2. Wow. Uh-oh. Do you play the 12?
Buying Used PlayStations on Marketplace
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Speaker
I buy a PS2 for. I don't know. I buy the ones on Facebook market for $40 to $50, and they better have games with it.
00:01:03
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Oh no. Those are choices.
Casual Start and Funny TV Moments
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You could get with this or you could get with that. Okay. Wow. So we started the episode.
00:01:24
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We're gonna get a proper intro going because we just we go over the fuck we want to do and I think that is wild Maybe it's entertaining. Do y'all think it's funny? Okay
00:01:46
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Every time I think of the real I think of the episode where Tamar was talking about looking like I'm up it in like
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And Lonnie Lonnie love is like on the other side of the table like trying to like break out Because that is real comedy
Reflecting on Tracy and Nostalgic TV
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Oh, actually, I think, which one of the sisters passed recently? Tracy? I think Tracy. I feel like I deeply resonate with, because she's really like the goofy one. Everybody else is trying to figure things out. She's funny as hell. Wow, I really love Tracy. So yeah.
00:02:40
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other reason why I want to watch Brexit's Family Values because I haven't watched it in so long. I was never watching that, that show ever. Oh my gosh. It was a time. It was a time when reality was like, you know, it was giving. I have not watched the reality TV show
00:03:00
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Maybe since, like, real world, what season was it? Real world? Oh my god. Oh, wow. I want to be clear that real world, like, I think still comes on. Yes, there's a reunion season that's coming on. It's the first cast ever. They're supposed to be in a house again. And I'm like, no way, 20 years old, getting back with some people. I was trapped in a house with a 20. I'm not doing that. Nah. That makes sense.
00:03:29
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Season is a reunion. I'm confused the first season the first season ever. What have they be? I wasn't already there
00:03:37
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Oh, well, that's the last that I knew about real
Reality TV Criticism and Podcast Host Introductions
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world. Oh, honey. I don't know. I don't know, but I don't really watch it that much. The girls be going up for Love is Blind and all of these other things. Absolutely not. Love is Blind is entertaining. Absolutely. Horrible experience to watch, but the way that they play Black Women's Faces on that show is a no for me, dawg.
00:04:05
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It's a no for me, dawg. It's a 100% I think the fuck line. Yeah. Do we even wait? Don't we even introduce? No, no, no, no, no. We are four minutes in. I know who we are. OK, it doesn't matter. I'm Bria. Hey. Hello. Hi. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Hi. Hi. Welcome to The Bussy Next Time. I'm Bria.
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Oh my fucking gosh, I'm Tyra. Guys! Hey y'all, I'm Shelly. You know? Here we are, over there.
00:04:48
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OK. Right. But it's real fault because I'm going to skip over intros now. And then when I say like, oh. You're one of the co-hosts. If you wanted introductions, you could introduce the introduction. We need that little button that we press that it does like a smooth 90s theme song. We'll be like, the pussy next time. The pussy. And then we press the button. I mean, you come on. This is the pussy.
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we don't have no money so let's just start over allegedly that's that's the theme song believe a single but speaking of television you know the media the entertainments
Marvel Discussions and Episode Title Debate
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we're talking about, you know, a popular franchise, you know, company entertainment entity owned by the evil mouse of Disney. But we're talking about... You mean homophobic mouse now? You know? Call of Spade to Spade. Right. But we're talking about Marvel today, so niggas are assembling, you know, in the virtual.
00:06:10
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Flies in, so dramatically lands hard as shit. I'm mad. So what y'all both were like, so like when I proposed the idea for the initial like, for the initial. I didn't know you had a title already. Then y'all were like, oh yeah, like this one better. And I was like, I don't know. I was just offering because I didn't know we had a title. And I thought of it last night. And I was like, oh, I should say something. But then I was like, oh, well, I don't know if Tyrell already had something.
00:06:38
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I always think of a title. OK, well, girl, I was just offering what I was thinking of. Were you? Yes. In case you didn't. Anyway, that's not the point. I was just there. All I remember, all I know is that when I saw the original title, then it made me think of the flat jack ass.
Chris Evans' Mustache and Marvel Movie Coverage
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We're getting there. I will let you know which one comes out, because I'm still more partial to the name that I created, but the other one is very simple. Niggas of symbol slash that is America's ass. Bitch, because it is America's ass. OK, all right. That's not America's ass. Christopher Jerome Evans.
00:07:27
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Christopher Jamal Evans. Here's the thing, have you seen him with that like porn stash, like mustache cut? I don't know. I don't, it was an era and I don't know if it was for a particular role, but it's like, he's had this like porn stash, like cop cut, like buzz cut. It's, it's not cute. So he should not do that, but you know,
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Um, you know, the girls see it for Christopher Evans, AKA Captain America. Um, we're going to assume that y'all know enough about Marvel things, I guess. I can't imagine doing like I'm not, I'm not an expert. Right. Wouldn't somebody already hit us with the, okay. Well, like one of my other friends was like, well, I think that y'all should take like an hour just going through all the movies or as many movies as we can and breaking them down for Shelley. And I was like, when hell freezes over?
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Honestly, I think that that person is honestly going to be rewarded in the greatest place ever.
Marvel Movie Watching as Community Care
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I love you so much. That person was violence. They were trying to close my eyes. Violence, they care about the community. It is community care to which they are holding space for. And I really, really love them.
00:08:47
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Because you understand what it felt like for me to try to catch up and watch these three hours of pop. We didn't have we didn't have you do that. You suggested. Well, let's get into it. So this is what took place.
00:09:01
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So essentially, we were going to do a Marvel episode last, like, two weeks ago, two weeks ago. And Shelly is a non-Marvel fan. I'm not a non-Marvel fan. I don't know where they stand now, but it's still giving no Marvel free. It's still giving a struggle. Like, a baby fan now, a baby fan. So Bria, being the wonderful person that
00:09:22
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they are was like, bitch, okay, I'm going to tell you the movies you need to watch to like, get you to do like at least his conversation.
Marvel Movie Insights and Character Bonds
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But, but Shelley only watched four. If you include Black Panther. I do include Black Panther and that is enough. You should. But also like there are so many other storylines and characters and movies in between. Realistically, I knew Shelley was not going to be able to make it through all of these movies. So I only told Shelley to watch Endgame and Infinity War.
00:09:52
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Or if any were any. In Captain America. Well, I actually didn't suggest that. Yes, you did. You put it in. I said once you're a soldier. I didn't say like... Yeah. I was like, why did you watch the first one? Like, I don't think that's relevant. The first one isn't relevant and I also don't like it, so... It's also very boring. Very boring. We watched it together before. I told you to watch... I didn't see that it said Civil War afterwards. I told you Civil War specifically because that one is when Nick is beefing with each other.
00:10:21
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Oh, I wanted to watch that one. Yeah, I felt the same way when I watched this one as I did the first time I watched it. I fell asleep the first time I watched it. That's what happened. And me, you, and Perry watched it at 3 o'clock in the morning for whatever reason. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
00:10:40
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I definitely did not enjoy. But if we... The gag is that I had a friend, me and a friend, hung out last night and he's not a Marvel fan either. So we watched the first one and he was like, this was two hours of bullshit. And I was like... It was so boring. I promise you it gets better. I promise you it gets better. I'm so sad that that's in my face. But that is like the worst Captain America film. It was so sad.
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But the only thing that was helpful was that I understood who Shorty was from Endgame with me watching the first one. So I don't know who Shorty was. What Shorty? What Shorty you talking about? The person that he, when he's sitting there at the end by the pond and he's all into the withering. Oh, okay, we're skipping. I sorted. You mean Agent Carter.
00:11:34
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Yes. Okay. I didn't know who Shorty was. I only knew who she was because I watched the first one. Well, okay. Was it not the same person? That's not any game? Yes. When he has the wedding ring? Okay. Yes. All right, bet.
00:11:47
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And you're not wrong. I'm trying not to say too much before we cry a lot because they get there. But I mean, I didn't know who she was. And he was like, oh, I'm married. I want to live the life like Tony. I think so. I was like, what? We can do a very quick ooh, girl. This is what I liked and didn't like about the films that we remember. Yeah, yeah. Love it here. Holding space for all of our watching.
00:12:15
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or lack of watching is what we should be saying. Why would he try?
00:12:22
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Like, that's in your homework for this day. You did. So we're going to give you a gold star for that because, you know, we did do that. I didn't rewatch anything for this. You also watched it multiple times at this point, so you wouldn't have to. I did, but some of these things are like older. Like I only seen like the one time. So maybe, you know. Okay. So if you talk about Ant-Man and the Wasp or Ant-Man, just say that.
00:12:48
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I wasn't talking about, I actually didn't see that until recently, either of those. But, you know, we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. Okay. First, the first few.
00:13:01
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our Iron Man, the 2008 Iron Man, and the Incredible Hulk that came out in 2008. All I have to say is that Tony Stark was an asshole when he was introduced to the MCU. Also, damn, 2008, that was like... I was in the eighth grade, and I'm sorry, but I was at like, not the YMCA parties, but I was at the little kid parties.
00:13:29
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having the time, I realized, like, no, I missed it all, so I'll pass. Catch me in 2011. Oh, 2008 Iron Man was the only one Terrence Howard was in, so that was that. Yeah, okay, so I actually like Terrence Howard's character in the first one. I do think I liked him more pool. Like, okay.
00:13:53
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I liked his characterization playbook because he was just like, I don't know, Tara Howard. He was smooth. It's just that kind of, he plays the same kind of character in their role, but it's like, you know, it does what it needs to do for the right sort of character. So when they recast him as Don Cheadle, even though I do love Don Cheadle.
00:14:15
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Um, I do feel like, so Iron Man 2 came out in 2010 and then they recast them with Don Cheadle because I think Terrence Howard was like asking for more money and the girls were like, girl, we're giving Robert Downey Jr. this money. Like we're not giving you any money.
00:14:33
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They recast him with Don Cheadle. I do not dislike Don Cheadle as his character, but I do feel like they made War Machine very like, ooh, I'm black best friend and I have nothing significant. I absolutely feel like they played in our faces with that and I don't want it. And I'm just like, girl, like, why? Don Cheadle does not do it for me in this role. He has never done it for me in this role. I do not know why I'm watching him.
00:14:57
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I enjoy, I enjoy, yeah, I enjoy, Don Cheadle is like a really fun actor to watch. Like I, um, if y'all haven't, if y'all have showtime, like watch Black Monday. Um, I've heard that the new wonder years are good.
00:15:12
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Yes. Yes. I do like the one day years. I've heard there's this other film that I watched that I forgot the name of, but he's just like a con man that is like trying not to like get killed by these dudes, whatever, all of that to say. But I definitely feel like what they made his character into without like Terrence Howard was just like, you know, and then I feel like it just sort of like built a regular practice of making the black best friends just be like,
00:15:42
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in the background, like not really important or whatever. But nothing else to add to that. I am still very sad about the things that happened with the Hulk. I don't feel satisfied.
00:16:01
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And I feel like the original Hulk had a different actor it wasn't he did because it was That wasn't the MCU that wasn't like the Marvel's like whatever And basically ever since they've had Mark Ruffalo I just feel like they don't really know what to do with his character or his like
00:16:27
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I don't know, like the story. I like now for a film in that role. But I just am sad that they couldn't really nail like a stand on Hulk film, because I love the Hulk. Right. It would have been nice. I think it would have, well, I was going to say it would have been nice, and I would have been like on brand for them. But then again, we didn't get a Black Widow film with like any character. I'm going to get to that. Anyway.
00:16:56
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Yeah. Um, Iron Man 2 came out in 2010. Then in 2011, we got Thor and Captain America, the first Avenger. Um, I like the Thor film. You know what? I will also say the first Thor film is my least favorite. I do think it's like, like, yay, not only Portman's there, but it's just not super giving. Um, you know,
00:17:26
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And then as we said, we've seen the first Captain America film. And now I enter the conversation. Enter stage left. I just spent two hours.
00:17:42
Speaker
Okay, okay, okay. My thoughts are I hate movies that have to do with war in America being centered. So the fact that I was literally watching this, that is the beginning of it. And you know, Oh God, not the we love
00:17:57
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I would call it everything in us. Whether in the films or the comics, the one thing that I hate about what I mean, I feel like entertainment Hollywood just does this, but
00:18:12
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The way that superhero stories in movies and comics have used their stories as police and military and in Paris. Oh, yes. I'm just like, why would Superman be on America's side? Why would he be on America's side? Why would he be on America's side? You be on America's side. He's landing in Kansas, but he's a fucking alien. Why does he have that shit here?
00:18:36
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Right. That's the part that really goes from everywhere else to come and fight for this dusty ass place. No, I wouldn't recommend they bring in all this shit to come here and save America from burning to the ground. I'm like,
00:18:57
Speaker
That's like one of my least favorite things about the MCU, but of course, like the way that the entertainment industry operates, but yeah. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of it, but I did like, and I think what I needed was that because I, you know, hopped around and watched a few things, I didn't understand who Hydra was, and I didn't know who Shorty was that he was fighting for. So because I guess I did have to sit through this and I won't,
00:19:23
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ever watch it again, probably. I now understood the beginning references and I understood, oh boy, he was like, I was staying the red man. I didn't understand who this creepy scum man was. So it's funny because I don't feel like Red Skull is, so I, Red Skull is in the comics. I also did not read the comics, but I didn't read the comics. We don't see a lot of him. We see him every time.
00:19:48
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after he get blasted off by the stone like we also don't see him for like eight nine ten more movies until like somebody goes like do the soul story and then he pops up and I was like hello so you're not dead because I thought mama was gone yeah no that's what we think and then he pops up or whatever um
00:20:06
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I was doing a very quick Google. Um, so the red because okay, so Captain America in the comics, a lot of like his, like, what he's doing in the beginning is like fighting against Nazis. So this is what I talk about military propaganda.
00:20:22
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So, the red skull, I think, was... Also, hold on, but wait, also, Nana's talking about, like, cause the holocaust, like, World War II is happening, but also the holocaust is happening while, like, as I'm, like, not just, like, talking about the holocaust from, like, an American perspective, is there anybody? Girl, I don't even know. Like, the agnostitutum is wildly unbelievable.
00:20:45
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Um, so the Red Skull was originally portrayed as a Nazi agent and protege of Adolf Hitler during World War II. And the Red Skull has endured as he's like Captain America's arch enemy in the comic. Um, so I don't remit like girl, I watched the first Avenger one time and I never went back to it. So when Red Skull popped back up later, I was just like, I like forgot who he was for a second.
00:21:10
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Um, but yeah, so that was the thing. Um, it just gets blown off like from the first one. It's such a weird ass ending that like he's there and then he's holding, is that the tesser? I don't know. Yeah, that's right.
00:21:29
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I'm looking at the geometric structure of the Tesseract. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. So I'm talking to Tesseract. He get into a little squandle. He trying to square it with Captain America. But Captain America got the vibranium. Shout out to Wakandas. So he's not going to really win because he really keep throwing that shit at him.
00:21:48
Speaker
and then he holds the new tester out and then this blue light starts glowing and then he gets sucked away into space because then he starts playing with like time travel or not time travel we start playing with like just being able to go to a different place in space and time then he gets sucked into space and then that was the end.
00:22:06
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Yeah, but that was the end of like seeing him in that movie. They were like, we've won. He's dead. We've won the war. And the girls are like, OK, but. He went to another place. He didn't die. He just got sucked away into the space. Yeah. So yeah, I just, you know, the first thing it was. It was just OK.
00:22:34
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And then, so in 2012, right, so Captain America is the first Avenger band. 2012 is when Marvel's The Avengers, the first Avengers movies come out. So, quick refresher. Loki steals, I'm just giving, you know, a quick, Loki steals the Tesseract and, you know, Nick Fury is just like, girl, like, that's it. We getting, getting the band together. So he gets all of, you know,
00:23:03
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his super powered bad bitches and you know, it gets Black Widow and the Hulk and Steve Rogers and Tony Stark and wow, Thor and Clint Barton. I forgot after this, but I do have a question.
00:23:25
Speaker
Um, yeah, and they're just like fighting niggas in New York and it's mad crazy. Um, what was your question? I wasn't going to give up. Maybe, maybe I, and it's okay if it's a fool's question because I still have some pieces. I'm trying to fill it. Clint was always a superhero.
00:23:46
Speaker
Okay, so... Or was he just a regular nigga that just started going around just stabbing him and shit? That's the part that confused me. We skipped a lot of stuff in between. And that's what I said. I'm sorry, y'all, because I'm skipping through, but I just want to know, was Clint a regular dude?
00:24:07
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in the store in in the MCU Clint is just kind of like introduced at the Avengers like in the Avengers story up until like just now Clint hasn't had like his own standalone anything until the Hawkeye series that came out recently um so he's just kind of just been one of the one of Fury's agents and like got put into the whole blah blah blah but of course like
00:24:36
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Hawkeye has, you know, whatever his own backstory, blah, blah, blah. Don't know all the jazz from comics, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But, you know, he gets introduced into the MCU in the Avengers. So that's correct. Got it.
00:24:54
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also i also i too was confused i'm like what is clint's backstory and like we like i also watched like a show because i don't because you know after all the movies they gave us a couple of shows they gave us wandavision and um yeah loki was great they gave us uh whatever that other almost a n***a bird that's not
00:25:21
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It's a real, it's a real, I don't know what their real names are. Oh, that's not what it's called. I don't know.
00:25:37
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Falcon and the Winter Soldier is there. Thank you. Them. I feel like, yeah, I could have skipped that. But I do think that it was nice to get a little backstory, because I also feel like him and Natasha Romanoff have the same, I don't know if it's background, but I do think that both of them have some of the whatever they gave to
00:25:59
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They had like a really close friendship and whatever sort of stuff, which again, I feel like it would have made more sense if Black Widow had an earlier solo movie. Right. I was thinking because the way that Clint like, he doesn't have superpowers, but I was just like the way that like he's trained and stuff, it reminds me of like, cause I'm pretty sure Natasha Romanoff is not just like I heard like something is like something was up with.
00:26:28
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her, like her abilities, like she wasn't just giving regular human that got drained. It's me neither is Clint, but I don't, I don't know.
00:26:37
Speaker
Um, but yeah, so that was the Avengers. Um, um, Hiddleston was, you know, making his way as a, uh, a villain. Um, let's see, let's do the next couple. In 2013, we got Iron Man 3, we got 4, The Dark World. And then in 2014, we got Captain America, The Winter Soldier.
00:27:09
Speaker
I'm gonna ignore what's happening in the studio. I've been phoning a friend, aka Google, if I needed any reference and I dropped my friend that I was phoning. Wow. Okay. I'm gonna keep it a buckington. I don't super remember a lot of Iron Man 3. A lot of Thor The Dark World. So Iron Man 3 was the one where... Did we skip Iron Man 2?
00:27:38
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Yeah, we did it already. That's what we briefly talked about on Don Cheadle, right? I am in three is the one where They have homeboy who was oh my gosh. It's so is that when Jarvis becomes vision I'm tripping
00:27:59
Speaker
No, I think that's Captain America Civil War. I mean, yeah, I think that's Avengers Civil War, whichever one it is. Civil War, whichever one it is, because they end up beefing. They fight with each other. That's that one. No, but okay, Iron Man 3 is the one where they come up with like
00:28:20
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the guy who ends up like trying to like he was like out here wreaking havoc on like these other cities around the world and Iron Man like calls homeboy out it was like come see me this is where I live at and his house can his house is blown off the side off the side of the thing and then we find out that like they also been giving people those drugs
00:28:39
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that had them like, yeah, so that's that one. And so Pepper ends up getting kidnapped by Homeboy. He takes her and he gives her the medicine. She has become a super powered. We also realized the Iron Man had been out here like creating like robots and stuff and other shit and Homeboy Don Cheadle comes through to like, I guess, help or support or whatever.
00:29:03
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And that's essentially what happens. And then in Thor, and then Thor of a dark world, that's the one where, uh, Natalie Portman, AKA, whatever her character's name is, she comes through, uh, you know, her and Thor happens. He has the conservative and busy through all the other bullshit. So she, uh, out here trying to chase shit and they end up in the building and, uh, the dark, the ether is of taking over her body and Thor has to like, take her to. Sorry.
00:29:32
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I was just like, is Amy Adams in the first Thor? Did I make that up? I mean, um, Oh my God. Yeah. Amy. I think, um, yes. Oh.
00:29:57
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I don't think that she's in any of the field like not Why would she be in I don't know. I don't know why you know But yeah, no, that's what in the second, you know in the in the in Thor the dark world made of taking her back the ether ends up taking over Nellie Portman's body to take her back to a Asgard and daddy's for acting a fool and then Loki slack in a fool
00:30:26
Speaker
They get to eat the outer heard, and Loki fates his death. It was real ghetto. You know, these sound like really dramatic-ass. I mean. Flatlines considering these are decades worth. This is a decade's worth of like. So much. A lot. And it makes me confused, because I'm just like. Also, the intricacy that the Marvels were meant to put together to make all this make sense. Because none of these movies come out in order.
00:30:56
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No. They don't come out in order. So like you are, you like, you're trying to piece together what's happening. I don't think like a whole movie and like a post-credits scene. I don't think I could be in the writer's room because you're pulling from like, and the comic storylines are already intricate enough as they are, especially with them being tutored and rebooted all the time. So pulling from those influences to try to make something like cohesive is just a lot.
00:31:25
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But okay, so that was the thing. Yeah, Captain America Winter Soldier is when we get Buckingham in return.
00:31:39
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buckington comes back and is just wylin um you know um he's in a new movie actually and it's called fresh and it's kind of like i don't know it's like a like a lady the girl said it was kind of good but i don't know if i'm watching it
00:32:00
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Um, but yeah, Bucky is wowing for respect and continues to do so. But like, um, Steve is just like, ooh, my friend. This is my friend to the end. My bestest he knew when I was a frail twin. This is my man. Yo, it's giving very much. This is my man. Yeah.
00:32:28
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This my man and I'ma stick beside him! The streets were ready to take out Bucky for a long time. And I think the child really just wanted to. But yeah, so there's a whole Hydra mess going on with that, so that's a thing.
00:32:55
Speaker
Are you going to explain the hydro mess? I'm not going to, not really. But I mean, it's just like talking about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, this is also where Anthony Mackie is introduced. I don't like that niggas, so. Wait, wait, wait. Do we got ooh again?
00:33:24
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Was that a joyous or you have beef with him? I said, ooh, like, I don't know. You have beef with him. Tyrell, what do you have with him? Tyrell also does not like him. I couldn't tell if it was joy or beef. No. Okay, so Anthony Jackie is a coon. Ooh.
00:33:43
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No, he is. Here's something. He's talked about how he's told his nephews not to get dreads because he doesn't want them to look like criminals. But I, too, am a criminal. And I'm bald-headed. Walmart, I stole from you. Bald-headed hoe shit. Bald-headed hoe shit. Walmart doesn't deserve coin, ever. So however people decide to inherit
00:34:11
Speaker
claim what is theirs. Wal-Mart doesn't deserve. But yeah, the nigga bird and the white boy series was not good. It was giving propaganda. It was not giving at all. It also wasn't accurate. Some of that shit that happened, I don't know how many black folks would have stuck around for some of that bullshit.
00:34:32
Speaker
Girl, Isaiah Washington straight up told that man to his face. Girl, I would not be nobody's captain. I would not be. I remember being like, I was like, what else did I talk about? That self-respecting Black person would do that. He wants to be the captain of this place?
00:34:52
Speaker
Absolutely correct. And they tried to make it seem like it was a complicated blah, blah, blah. And it's like, no, girl, it's not inspiring. Isaiah was right. You're a coon. And I personally, I personally have beef with, uh, Anthony Mackney. I don't care if you hear it because I was in New Orleans.
00:35:18
Speaker
I, you know, passed by this nigga and said, hello. Didn't ask him for nothing. Just was saying hello. And he was just like, oh, like, I don't understand. I don't understand why. Like, I don't understand why. Very rude. Just very, just like, I don't know what to say. Blah, blah, blah. Just like in a very like open area, just walking by saying hello and that he was giving a lot. So I don't like him.
00:35:42
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Um, but anyway, the movie's not about that. The movie is just about how, you know, Buckingham Barnes was previously, you know, Steve was just like up in arms, like, Oh my God, my good Judy, we thought he was dead. But because like Hydra was like experimenting on him and shit, you know, now he's like mad, crazy, super powerful, and they faked his death.
00:36:03
Speaker
And then in the end, they end up in the river, whatever the fuck, blah, blah, blah. I'm also like, I feel like I always got queer vibes from, cause I really feel like
00:36:20
Speaker
A lot. Some of these characters really truly give me beyond. It's a bromance is really good. I want to eat your ass behind. Okay. So one of those people, one of those particular, like those particular folks for me, it was, it was back in palace and it was, uh, Captain America. I was like, you two are a little too close for me.
00:36:44
Speaker
It's going to be homosexual. OK. It's giving a homosexual agenda. It's giving a homosexual agenda. I don't know. I don't know if I heard any of the comments or not. Do it. You know Disney was mad as hell that it even looks like that. But LOL, it still is like that because the queers always find me. We were part of it. But I'm also like.
00:37:06
Speaker
Is it the characters or is it the actors who play the roles? Are y'all also the way? It could give a little. It could give a little. I mean, I feel like... The girls said that too. The girls said that too. And then, you know, people were like, oh, why would you do that? Like, is there just best friends? It's already been done. We know. Like, and we're just like, why are they acting like that? Why are they acting like that?
00:37:41
Speaker
I mean, all these others is Kiki, he, he, he, he, and I'm like, Oh girl, girl, California, keeping my Rihanna chest to chest, nose to nose, because honestly, I saw they were very much lovey-dovey. It was giving you and I'm like, so are y'all together or not? Mm hmm.
00:38:00
Speaker
I'm going to throw the next couple together. Guardians of the Galaxy also came out in 2014. Then The Big Dog, Avengers Age of Ultron came out in 2015. And then Ant-Man came out in 2015. So I know the girls may drag us, whoever listens to this may drag us, but I skipped Ant-Man for like at least. I did originally skip Ant-Man. So I actually don't hate the movie.
00:38:29
Speaker
I like it. I like Paul Rudd. I do like Paul Rudd. But I think that initially, I was like, I don't know how important this is in the storyline. Now, granted, that was me. He's important, but you don't like. He's really, I mean, the pimp particles are important. I'm like, he's the reason why we got back, but we have to go back in the first place. So it's just like, it's important, but you don't recognize it until the end. And of course, I watched him in chronological order. So I was like, oh, damn, Ant-Man, it's kind of important.
00:39:01
Speaker
I wouldn't have, you mentioned there was two others. There was, I said, Guardians of the Galaxy, the first one came out in 2014. I'm a super, I don't really like love, I mean, maybe I don't love Chris Pratt. That's exactly what it is. That's the reason. And it's unfortunate, because I really, I liked him in Parks and Rec, but then I just learned more about him as a person. And the problematic ways of homophobia that he tried to thinly be honest. Is Chris Pratt cool?
00:39:31
Speaker
Yes. OK. The one thing I don't like is that any moment when they have him listening to any of the songs that he listens to, looking around like, why is this man always listening to 70s black people? Who the fuck is this white boy? See, I ain't seen a lot of stuff, but what they all like is that little boy with his little tape cassette listening to all these black ass people. His Walkman. Weird. The Walkman.
00:39:58
Speaker
That's very, that's very true. That shit is weird to me. So, I agree with you, Brio. I think Chris Pratt is part of the reason. So I'm gonna, I'm not gonna lie, subjectively speaking, I actually do like the Guardians of the Galaxy a lot. I just don't like Chris Pratt's politics and that's what makes me be like, bitch, I don't want to support this. Now, if I watch him in order, will I watch?
00:40:21
Speaker
The movie, yes. Will I be upset about it? Yes. Will I probably talk shit and tweet or whatever while I watch it about how grateful he is? Absolutely. But will I end up watching it? The truth is yes. Cause I actually liked them a lot. I think they had like a lot of critique too. When they came out, we had a lot of feedback for like the CGI and like some of the characters, but I actually really, really liked both of those movies.
00:40:46
Speaker
You know, I liked, you know what I liked, which is fun. I'm gonna, we can throw in talking about the TV series like at the end because these are, those are like the most most recent, and they're not super, I don't know. But I really liked the what if episode that was centered around like Guardians of the Galaxy so what if
00:41:07
Speaker
is a series that what if came out like in the past year and is a series focused on like you know basically like mixing and remastering like what if this story happened and blah blah blah so it's like what if peggy became peggy like agent carter became the cat like captain britain or whatever instead of steve um or but the episode i really love and i think it was um chat with bozeman's last like
00:41:38
Speaker
speaking acting girl words and MCs. Too early! Too early! We are not good! I'm sorry! I have to tell you this. I'm sorry. Because the episode is really good and I love... It is, but I don't like it either. I think just hearing...
00:41:56
Speaker
Will just say that if you have not seen what if you should watch the episode that focuses on what happened Like it's basically what if T'Challa was the one who was picked up and taken away? and like adopted into becoming basically like whose quill care whose Quill's character was so he doesn't become The Black Panther he like you know is basically abducted away from Wakanda and then you know he becomes this
00:42:26
Speaker
I loved that episode and I definitely cried about it because it was already.
00:42:32
Speaker
um gone by the time i watched it and so i was very emotional it it was a lot um i still have not watched black panther i can't bring myself to watch it i haven't ever i haven't rewatched it that's all you said was no no that's all you said well i haven't i haven't been able to watch it i haven't rewatched it yeah it was so weird to watch
00:43:01
Speaker
um infinity or an in-game and watch him. It was so weird for me. I remember like watching Ma Rainey like what is it uh Ma Rainey. Oh yeah okay. Black Black and that came out months after. And I was like oh I don't. I didn't have no. That shit was weird. And I don't think and I don't like the only other celebrity deaths that had impacted me like that had me was probably Alias because I was younger and I was a huge huge huge huge huge Alia fan.
00:43:25
Speaker
but like Chadwick was everywhere he was talented and I was like this feels so weird because I feel like Black Panther stood for so like was a symbol for so much for Black folks and I just felt like I don't know if I can sit through this without like without it pulling at my heartstrings and I'll even like again Ma Rainey's Black Bottom was also like hard to get through because I was like oh I don't like this I don't I don't
00:43:51
Speaker
I watched it. I gave him my view. I gave him my view, because I was like, I want them to be able to get an award or some shit, because he really gave a performance in that movie. And we can argue about what he took on thought about the rest of the characters. But his character was absolutely giving the girls acting classes on set. Mm-hmm. His character was giving I needed to pause and cry and reflect on all the shit he was saying every single time he did him. He did him on a love. And I'm like, girl, I think I'm going to come back to this.
00:44:20
Speaker
But yeah, what other movies are less because you know, um, yeah, we're gonna go through these fairly quickly So yeah, we did a age of Ultron also came out in 2015 We did not talk about it, but I guess we could just you know Ultron was while in Ultron You know what Tony Stark
00:44:43
Speaker
I was like, how fine I think that white man is. I needed to get his shit together. Every time I see him on the screen, I was like, you stay doing some shit behind my back and be a sneaky MSC. Um, yeah. So Ultron was like his artificial intelligence. Like originally was his artificial intelligence. Yeah.
00:45:02
Speaker
um became like he just trying to eradicate earth um blah blah blah fucking up Jarvis you know also this is also the first time i think we see uh scarly witch or if you would prefer to call her i'm only calling her because this is a bad bitch to me
00:45:20
Speaker
It is bad. You see Scarlet Witch and her brother for that point eight seconds. Before homeboy gets, you know, shut all up. So that is, this is when they like turn Jarvis into vision with the rhinestone, one of the infinity stones, which again, I'm just really like, how did y'all
00:45:42
Speaker
like write all of this into shit because i'm like it is so complex and i really just like when i get to like infinity war and stuff i'm just like i honestly forget that these were all infinity stones like intertwine but you know what i love about that i'm like i would love to be in the writer's room for that i would love to stay in my own shit i don't know
00:46:06
Speaker
But I just want to see how they put it together. I just want to see how they put it. I honestly don't know. I don't know. Like, Kevin Feige and all the rest of them girls, like, I don't know. The girl, the white nerds, or like, I got time. The white nerds were like, I want my girl white for this. I have the research, I have the complexity. I got white words with all types of questions.
00:46:24
Speaker
Do you have to have a vision of what's happening five to 10 years from now? What story is going to include five to... And I'm just like, I don't even know how to write one thing for six months. I don't know how to pre-emptively plan for these storylines and plot lines and characters that I'm going to bring into a story five, six, seven years from now.
00:46:49
Speaker
When they get the release date for what movie is coming out right now, they're already planning the other five movies. And that's really wild. I hear the gag where I think I don't know if they didn't like for the other like the other phases, but I feel like every phase when they had a phase come out, they had all the movie set for whatever that phase was. So they had already gone.
00:47:09
Speaker
I'm gonna look up with the, I don't know what the next phase is necessarily. I know that I remember them talking about it. I think it's Blade. I think like Blade and all of the other group. Like Blade. Oh, rehearsal Ali and leather. We don't do that. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. So we talked about Ant-Man. So then, this was the movie I was telling you to watch, but you did not watch. Girl. Captain America. Wait, no, no, no. Flag on the plate. Why are y'all talking to?
00:47:39
Speaker
Why y'all talking to me like this? I am a Marvel beginner. I am a beginner in this street. I'm going to tell you what happened, OK? No, I'm going to tell you what happened. I am going to tell you what happened. I'm at least going to give you context. I'm not going to tell you. Also, please go watch it. Yes. But Captain America Civil War comes out in 2016. Girl, the kids are fighting. So basically. The girls are fighting. The girls are fighting.
00:48:06
Speaker
Iron Man and Captain America are basically on two sides of the beef. So I think at the end of the lap, was it? Which one? Is it the end? Okay. Okay. All right. So they've been doing some shit and they've been causing some distress, right? Because the Avengers are like doing whatever on the pretense of like, you know, the Avengers Initiative, but there's like a lot of collateral damage. I think in like,
00:48:35
Speaker
So I'm African country. They cause like an immense amount of collateral damage. They also do that in like other places. And like in New York, but also like other whole countries where people are just like my nigga, like my child died because you fucking loved her.
00:48:52
Speaker
whole building that this, you know, in the means of you doing whatever the fuck. So Tony is really affected by that because people are approaching him and like talking about the damage that they're dealing with because of them just like doing whatever the fuck they want to.
00:49:08
Speaker
Um, on the other side of that, Steve, you know, like Bucky reemerges and he's just like chasing down, chasing down his, his, his, you know, her boyfriend. You can blame it.
00:49:28
Speaker
So what continues to light the fire with the beef is that the government kind of wants the Avengers to like sign a document that will like put them under like, I don't know, just like government like, yeah, basically for like them not doing like whatever with their powers willy nilly so
00:49:47
Speaker
Iron Man, Tony is like for that because he believes that they need, you know, limitations for not doing whatever the fuck they want to. Whereas like Steve is just like, I'm gonna go do whatever I want because I need to like go find Bucky and like save him and protect him from the government or whatever. Then, then like. Do whatever I need to for my man. For my man.
00:50:12
Speaker
So while the girls are chasing down Bucky, T'Challa is at like a world peace summit of some sort with his father Chaka. And basically there's like an attack while the girls are chasing down Bucky and his father dies. T'Challa's father dies. And so now he- I was destroyed.
00:50:39
Speaker
And so now he believes like Bucky is to blame and he's trying to go kill him. And so the girls split into two groups with Iron Man and T'Challa on one side and then Captain America and all of his good duties on the other. And they're you know fighting under the pretense of like
00:51:01
Speaker
having limitations, but then also giving up Bucky and, you know, whatever. So that's the whole thing. Yeah. Could ask, which side do y'all think y'all would be on in that? I mean, I'm always fuck the government, so I guess I'm a cat. Definitely not. I guess I'm a cat.
00:51:20
Speaker
Wait, so Captain believes that we're not gonna, we don't need that order because Tony believes we need some type of- I think it was more so about, honestly, I feel like it was just more so like Cap wanted to do what he wanted to do. Like I don't think- Part of it, but I also feel like Cap, for me at least, and then like Captain America was like, if you put, if the government has control over what we can and can't do, they would treat us like weapons.
00:51:48
Speaker
We serve the public we serve the people if the government has the total what we can and cannot do they will treat us as weapons Which is a very Hydra esque experiment tests like right and Tony was like well We need some type of like if we're not like we need some type of like way to be unaccountable we also need to be like aware of how we're moving and
00:52:10
Speaker
Jack was like, well, if we save millions of people and 20,000 people die, I feel like there's also a question of morality here. If you save more people, but less people, if people die, but you've saved 20, 30 times more people, is it worth the balance? Is it worth those folks' lives for us to be able to save all these people's lives? That was a big question. Right.
00:52:40
Speaker
I think that it's again a question of morality, but in terms like the whole the government don't run don't run me as giving I'm going with cab because I also don't think that I would like at least for me I don't feel like it makes sense for me to have powers and be for the people and be controlled by the American government is limited in resources and limited in even the idea of what you have the capacity to do So why would they be the ones that are facilitated?
00:53:07
Speaker
I also have been dragging me all over the media since the shit that happened in New York since I was 12 on the first Avengers. So actually, I've still been fucked, y'all. Yeah. And I also just feel like if Tony is over here, we need to be held accountable. Nigga, make us some agreements. Y'all could make a little council within yourselves. The fuck you got to go to the American Government for accountability?
00:53:29
Speaker
You know what actually there are... You know what that reminds me of? So this is not a Marvel thing, but a DC thing that is actually like a real thing. Batman, which I think is... I don't... Okay. Might just be like...
00:53:44
Speaker
animated Batman. But Batman has a contingency plan for all of the members of the Justice League. If they go off the rails, if they go evil, they get fucking possessed, whatever. He has contingency plans for what to do to deal with all of them, including himself. And I just feel like, yeah, going back to what you said, why couldn't y'all just make some sort of accountability? Whatever. If y'all agree that the girl
00:54:13
Speaker
you know, Steve starts wiling or somebody else starts wiling. Like Tony's under the fucking billionaire. You could be giving out money. Like you could create this. Like you, if you, if you care so much about tech, you couldn't digitize your accountability. Some type of shit. You could have figured it out.
00:54:32
Speaker
Y'all could have had a virtual meeting every week. I don't know what's up. Like, man, we fucked up Ukraine. Like, what's up? Or like, what are we going to do today? And we were in India. And like, we might have fucked up a couple of, like, small towns. How do you want to handle this? Like, can we get it? It's just like, then you start distributing the resources. But that's also thinking of, like, how he's thinking of money and power. We can just, like, let's associate ourselves with another powerful entity instead of actually distributing resources.
00:55:02
Speaker
That's the thing about the way capitalism moves in these movies, because I never understand how the niggas with all of the money in these roles and basically their superpower is money. I'm just like, you're not doing more. You're not doing enough with this money. But that's just how capitalism is. And for me to see... Okay, so how would it start? Yeah. This is why Captain America, the first one, it actually feels like it means a lot to help me.
00:55:26
Speaker
His father was working with the army and all of the rest of these places this entire time. And he couldn't figure shit out about how not to have to work with the government to be able to care for the people. I don't know if that was actually like the main point either, right? Like I think when your father had to bring down a company that's passed down to you, like. And I mean, Tony was also really smart. It's also like a genius on earth.
00:55:56
Speaker
uh to be clear uh is genius on earth so i'm just like i i don't girl what's the next set of movies i can't all right please get to my favorites are we in 2018 or what we're in 20 we're the last 26 in 2017 um i'm gonna do all four of these so dr strange comes out in 2016 that was a really fun time it was for me
00:56:25
Speaker
was. It was for me. I love it. But I'll come back to it. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 came out in 2017. The first Spider-Man of the MCU, so the Spider-Man coming, came out in 2017. And then Thor Ragnarok came out. That was when Thor cut his hair. Oh, girl.
00:56:44
Speaker
Okay, so going in order. All right. Dr. Strange was great. That was a fun time. Benedict Cumberbatch got a funny face like from a couple years ago. He looks a bit better now.
00:56:56
Speaker
um but but no but i really like dr strange because and i'm really excited for dr strange too because i feel like bitches is bitches got a new cgi budget they're gonna look girl i don't i am excited to watch scarlet waves coming function up because she's never wrong
00:57:16
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I will also recommend that episode of what if of basically where Dr. Strange becomes evil, Dr. Strange. Because what hat like basically his homegirl like she dies and
00:57:33
Speaker
in the Doctor Strange film. And so that episode of What If is like following after like, you know, he's trying to pursue some like ultimate higher power to be able to prevent this, his girlfriend from, I don't know her name, but his girlfriend from, from dying. And, you know, the white woman that's pretending to be a monk, the higher one, I don't know her name, but- But both the white women that had a throne before? Yes.
00:58:04
Speaker
Basically, Sorcerer Supreme, she's the former Sorcerer Supreme, basically, I guess, is talking to him about how like, it's just the inevitable, whatever, but like, the Doctor Strange and this what if episode is just like, fuck that I'm gonna just get like, as much power as I can get even like
00:58:24
Speaker
evil magic, basically, so that he could try to, like, prevent what happened to her. But things don't really turn out the way he wants to. And he, like, turns, you know, falls to this evil magic and it's great. So I love that episode of What If as well. You know? Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, that was a thing. I don't super...
00:58:53
Speaker
and i just i'm not a big fan like it's okay i will say that i like i mentioned earlier i like them both um i think that this was interesting because we already kind of knew that quill has some power and i thought they tied into like his father as like one of these like eternal beings uh and then of course when daddy die of course like the powers go away but i think that's also interesting because i'm just like do he get to die now or
00:59:20
Speaker
Not get to die. Not get to die. I mean, honestly, the person that played the character of the issue, not the actual character, so. That's fair. OK. Not toil. Chris. Chris Brett. Christopher Pratt. Chris Brett. Not toil whale. Spider-Man Homecoming came out in 2017. I love the MCU Spider-Man.
00:59:46
Speaker
Tal Hallen is fun. I love Zendaya. It's great. It's fun. Although he like, I think it was really interesting. His love interests are black girls the whole, like both times. But yeah, the first one, I forgot that girl name. But yeah, the first one is cool and it's doing a thing. It's doing what it needs to do.
01:00:12
Speaker
But yeah, I just really think... Some people will say that they're not a fan of like how he was like basically like, I don't know, Tony's like, I don't know, apprentice or like, I don't know, double what's his benefactor or whatever. Because they wanted him to be like more gritty and like working from the streets and fucking whatever. Because like Peter Parker is historic, like,
01:00:42
Speaker
canonically, like, poor, just, like, struggling, like... Like, girl, Rhett is due and he's getting evicted. He's standing outside, emotionally, in the dark, in the rain. How? Literally all of that. So, the other iterations of Spider- and, okay, so, Shelly, for your information. So, there are other, you know, there are, like, other older iterations of Spider-Man, right? Mm-hmm. So, that is because... What does that point mean?
01:01:11
Speaker
So up until that point, and still kind of, Sony has owned the rights to Spider-Man the character. So that's the reason why Sony is the one who created Into the Spider-Verse and such. So basically when we got an MCU version of Spider-Man, so we got Andrew Garfield already,
01:01:34
Speaker
and told me require when the MCU wanted to introduce a version of Spider-Man, a more recent one, they made like an agreement with Sony about how they would split the money and blah, blah, blah, whatever the fuck they were allowed to do. And so that's what has been happening since 2017.
01:01:52
Speaker
I think the contract ran out with the most recent Spider-Man film, so now the girls are like, we don't know what we're gonna... and I feel like they're still deciding if they're gonna make more Spider-Man films of the MCU, but you know.
01:02:09
Speaker
spiderman is my favorite superhero character whatever ever because he was really he just he just gave me rock he gave me he gave me a girl for the blocks that's what he's like of like these MC you get like i love this spiderman from new york like because i'm like he's in a very like different context of like
01:02:32
Speaker
Captain America or like, I don't know, in comparison to like Tony or like any of these other girlies, like Spider-Man is just fun, you know? You don't give too much. He mind his business. It's very cute for him. We love that. We love to see it. We love to see it. Um, Thor Ragnarok also came out in 2017. That was my, that was a fun time. That was a fun Thor movie.
01:02:57
Speaker
But yeah, and Tessa Thompson was in it, Shelly. This haircut? I saw Tessa. Her name starts with a V. Valkyrie? See? There I was. That was Alio. You know me, I loved it up.
01:03:15
Speaker
You did. You did. You were almost there. So close. I was in the right letter out of 26, so... But yeah, Asgard gets fucked up and shit. Like, it's just... Mmm. The Mbrachna Rock is just like basically this fucking world ending fucking whatever the shit that's happening. And it's a wild time. And, you know?
01:03:42
Speaker
Chris Pratt, not Chris Pratt, and Chris Hemsworth, sorry, Thor, he cuts his hair for this movie, and I am like, wow. Cuts his hair, I think we got a new eyeball. Right, I'm like, I love this for you. The new eyeball. Yeah, because he loves his eyes. I know. Oh, you know. You feel me? I know. I saw those things.
01:04:07
Speaker
No. A boy has the patch, and then I got an apple. There's a little brown one, one brown, one brown. I mean blue. Yes. Is it true?
01:04:17
Speaker
The next three, I will also note that Captain Marvel is not on this list. I don't know why, but it is shaped because they have it all the way through 2021. So I don't know why Captain Marvel is not, I don't know. Okay, so I'll just throw that into this next batch. So I don't know what year Captain Marvel came out. I didn't even see it. So, you know, Dragon Age.
01:04:42
Speaker
But we'll talk about how Black Panther came out in 2018. Woo! I'm back.
01:04:55
Speaker
Avengers Infinity War came out in 2018. Ant-Man and the Wasp came out in 2018 and Captain Marvel came out at some point. I don't know. Y'all are shady for that. Hold you accountable because why would you do that?
01:05:19
Speaker
I don't know, like, why would y'all make a chronological list that don't have all of them? Whatever. Okay, it came out in 2019. Okay, well, it's next, so sure. So yeah, Black Panther.
01:05:37
Speaker
My experience going, I went to go see it at, I think it was called the Joy Theater or something like that in New Orleans. It's a wonderful theater. I hope they're still standing. It was a great time. I went with just a black ass audience, niggas. Of course.
01:05:55
Speaker
niggas coming in dressed in like black pantry. Of course. It was afro blood. Like it was the funnest fit. And that was great. That was like one of my best like it was it was like my favorite movie going experience to that theater like before like right before like get out like get I also went to go see get out at that theater with a bunch of niggas and that was great. So
01:06:20
Speaker
That was my experience going to see Black Panther. I went by myself, but it was just a great time just being in the space with all of those people. And yeah. I saw Black Panther in New Haven at this very Black event-based situation. And it was me. And so it was also a movie theater for my niggas. But then it was me and a couple of my other friends at the time who I was close with. And it was like,
01:06:45
Speaker
mimosas were there, there was food and liquor, and the girls were out of pocket. They were like, people were taking photos with like, they had like a big cutout, like a big cardboard cutout. Those guys were like, with their calls out.
01:07:05
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I was like, girl, it's getting a lot, but it was so amazing. So this is also a thing. So I watched it for the first time there. So in open weekend, I watched it at that theater. Then I think for like the next two months, I went and saw the movie like 20 times. And I'm like, if you haven't seen it, I will give you the money to go. So I was sending the ticket money to also go see Black Panther. On top of me going to Black Panther. Fun fact.
01:07:33
Speaker
I was working at camp, I was working at a camp in 2018, and they pissed me off. Like the people I was on staff with made me so, so, so upset. Then I disappeared for two and a half hours and went to go see Black Panther. And then I went to go see, I went to Black Panther, and then I picked up food from like the TGI Fridays in the area. And then I came back. Yes, you're going to see Black Panther. And the girls were like, where did you go? I said to go see Black Panther. They were like, to go without us? Bitch, I had to be. I wasn't born with you. Absolutely.
01:08:08
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I didn't go I just happened around like Beginning of April so like when I did go like it was it was during the day
01:08:18
Speaker
So I was like, yeah, I don't, I needed to make sure I didn't want to quit my job. But yes, I went and sat down and watched Chadwick Bullis make it the girls together and I enjoyed every second and it was worth it. It was worth it. I've seen Black Panther in the theater three times.
01:08:33
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One of them was the first time, very similar to y'all, extremely Black experience. I went with a car full of Black folks. Then when we got in there, you know, the experience was giving, we're talking, we're reacting, we're yelling, we're crying, we're excited. We're giving all the Angela Bassett memes, and we know she can hear us through the screen. This is a very interactive experience. Come on, wait, wait. We were like, y'all.
01:09:00
Speaker
Let's juggle this! We are! We are crying! Of course, we're understanding the dynamics, but yes, we're still going to cry when Killmonger is done. It was an intense time for all of us. I record this monologue all the time. We will not have it! We will not have it all!
01:09:25
Speaker
I said that shit. And you know what's really funny? Because I kind of want to get into it a little bit in my personal business. Also, while I was at camp, we had a particular person that worked. And we used to call him Mbaku.
01:09:39
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because he had the same thunder thighs and the same body. Winston Duke was really, yeah, he really was a moment. And I was just like, there was a guy who looked like him and we used to also, I also am not proud, but he used to also do the, uh, do the model off from Baku for us too. And it was very much like.
01:10:04
Speaker
He was he was he was Haitian and so he would drag us for like our accent to be like this is not even accurate like not even close and we You can do any better and he'd be like actually and then he didn't we'd be like Oh
01:10:18
Speaker
I saw it with all of the all of the homies and we were I think we were drinking in the lobby everybody's like so what's the after party because you know we all decided we were gonna all monitor the theater at the same time then after that I used my witch like they knew it wasn't like a secret we all knew we needed to go see Black Panther so I used my works budget they were like oh where do you want to go on a field trip with the young people I was like we're going to see Black Panther
01:10:41
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So used the work budget, got the young folks to go see it. So then we saw it and we talked about it. But that day I had to be at the office in New York at like four, but we took them to go see the movie at like 11am. It was like a Saturday. We took them to go see the movie at like 11am or 12pm.
01:11:03
Speaker
I think it was a Saturday or during the spring break, some shit. But I had to be at the office in New York. So because I need to be at the office and I was done at two, I went back and watched it again. So I watched it two times in one day. Because I was in the theater already and nobody was there. It was 12 o'clock. I think it was during that spring break. It probably was like a Monday or Tuesday, random ass day. Nobody's at the theater. And this is a New York theater. So when you're downstairs, that's when they check you in. When you go upstairs,
01:11:28
Speaker
Don't know what to work on it. Yeah, ain't nobody up there. Nobody works. It's like five floors of movie theater, and the only place they care about the ticket is at the bottom. So I was like, I'm going to stay in here all day. So I watched it another time, and I took this up to work. And I was like, wow, I'm really going to keep. I even was posting pictures. I was like, my name is Makala, if you ever refer to me the whole time. I also would say that the only thing, the only other movie I did this with other than Black Panther was Mulay.
01:11:55
Speaker
Oh, I would also be like at least 20 times and then also gave again other niggas money to then go see moonlight to go sit through it. Just please watch the watch the Monty Rose and Andre Holland have some of these biggest chemistry I have ever seen in my life. Even if they say the street, I don't care what they said. I was like, one of you touched me. I don't know. I don't care which one of you doesn't. Very Mariah Carey.
01:12:22
Speaker
But yeah, what's the movie after that, Bria? Infinity War. Infinity War came out in the 28th scene. I know you're ready. I am. First of all, you didn't see all of these other films for context. So how was Infinity, like all of these other films? It makes sense to me.
01:12:46
Speaker
You know, it all made sense. Just kidding. The thing that really made sense is seeing Infinity Wars and then the next day watching Engage. So I was like, all right, that makes sense at least. I don't know what the hell else is going on. We did have to wait, you know. So Los Deinos, was he basically, what's that? Was he introduced in any other movie or was he introduced? He was. He was introduced at the end of
01:13:14
Speaker
one of these films that was played by another actor for like, because it was a very brief.
01:13:22
Speaker
moment. Okay, so I but I didn't see like the the peak of his eyes. Wasn't he like, it was like an end credit scene. I feel like it was an Avengers movie with Loki. I think it was. And he was he was like a black. Like, it was like old makeup and CG. Yeah. I don't remember what it is.
01:13:47
Speaker
But I love me and I love what I saw. I feel like it made sense because I didn't have much that I needed to piece together. I was just feeling what was already there because it was the first movie I saw. And then I saw the chocolate and I was like, yeah.
01:14:02
Speaker
It all makes sense. I saw their army pop out. I saw them have their indestructible shields. That made sense to me. All of these people popping out of different places, like Dr. Strange creating little circles that people can like jump into and out of and portals and shit. Yes, I didn't know where he came from, but I loved it.
01:14:25
Speaker
Well, Infinity War was really an experience, because when niggas got snapped at the end- You know what? Before that.
01:14:33
Speaker
Before that, I think when Wanda, so I think the girls we have, so Wanda fucking Maximoff, I don't know if y'all understand how much of a stand I am for a character, all she does is just chaos, magic, and bullshit. And I love it. I love it. I love it. So first of all, the fight scene was vision in her, and then the two other people, like from Thanos' campaign, who came to get the stone off of his head.
01:14:58
Speaker
I was want to say Wanda could have took both of those niggas at the same time. I was like fuck, if Steve Rogers showed up for the fuck night. Captain America was, oh he was fine then, he had a beard too, he was really giving daddy. That was, that was, yeah. And it starts roaming off good with her little short hair. I was like alright, the whole team is still fine, got it. But no, I was just like,
01:15:20
Speaker
Y'all be forgetting that Wanda Maximoff is that bitch. She could have taken over to buy her and she would have gotten to do it too. Y'all should watch WandaVision. I think it was my favorite of the Marvel. Yeah, the show was. Because it was doing something different. One, it wasn't just giving you like, ooh girl, military propaganda like Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
01:15:45
Speaker
But it was also, because that's kind of a lot of the setup of the MCU movies we've talked about. But it was really just talking about dealing with grief and dealing with having all of this immense power and accountability for fucking shit up.
01:16:05
Speaker
um but yeah so i remember going into infinity war where niggas were like trying to guess who was going to get like you know and i was i was like somewhat surprised by some of the girlies i did not think bro when grew
01:16:24
Speaker
When Groot was like, oh no, like I also don't. You know, OK, I just want to add because this is the only because Groot is Groot is maybe my maybe going to be my favorite character.
01:16:39
Speaker
I'm not going to say I hate Guardians of the Galaxy, but I really do appreciate that relationship between Groot and Rocket Raccoon. And if you don't know, Groot's race of alien species and the fact that he only says I'm Groot, but it actually means stuff. It does.
01:16:58
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Yeah. So if you look up the script for that moment, when he's saying I'm Groot, he often calls Rocket Raccoon like father because he like reverts back to his child self or whatever. And so when he gets snapped, he says father questioning what's happening to him. And it makes it more sad. I'm not over watching the Twig get snapped.
01:17:30
Speaker
That wasn't funny. That wasn't funny. He deserved it. And then I definitely had a moment when, like, so first of all, Wanda had to kill Vision.
01:17:42
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That's vision come back to life. That was and I was also mad cuz I was like, I mean I don't well I kind of saw it coming too based on way that it worked because I know you have the time still but I'm also like I'm upset because bitch you guys He didn't even hit you that hard
01:18:01
Speaker
i'm still based off of wandavision i think i'm still holding off hope that like we can give we can give vision back i don't know it ain't it it's a vision's head looks i mean yeah but like i don't know but like it looks like a cpu that somebody just
01:18:21
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I was so mad for her because I was like my nigga You just lost your nigga and you just like watch your friends get beat up. You finally thought you saw something bitch And then he said that like after all mission happens, I don't have time to grieve or be angry cuz I get
01:18:37
Speaker
snapped away. And the worst part is the person, what also got me right was that the person that actually would have cared about her being snapped was also already dead. Was already done up. Yeah. So I'm like, other niggas weren't looking for, other niggas weren't looking for the other niggabird and the other people. And I was like, who cares about my nigga Wanda? Who cares about my nigga Wanda? Yeah. Wanda was really that girl. And what I loved is that there was that moment
Wanda's Power and MCU Events
01:19:07
Speaker
that they showed that Wanda was that girl. Because when she left the room with Vision, they were like, she's gone. Now attack. They knew, like, if she's anywhere around, it's over for you. And it's only her. It's only her. It is over for every one of y'all.
01:19:22
Speaker
I think watching, so watching Black Panther also get snapped away was a struggle, but only... Oh yeah, oh god. And then I saw what year it was, I was like, oh no. Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny,
01:19:56
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Yeah, the only other thing I'll add to that is that I think it's really wild to think about what would happen if like niggas were just snapped
01:20:06
Speaker
for five years and then all of a sudden came back. Like that's really wild. That's crazy. Well, I'm happy. We can drink and drink. So like, thank God for us. Cause some of them niggas got, like, you know, when you snap for five years, like, like you supposed to be 24 or 21 or whatever, and you still 17 or whatever the fuck. And like, girl, I want a cocktail.
Monica Rambeau and Emotional Loss in MCU
01:20:28
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That's also that makes me think about, okay. Um,
01:20:32
Speaker
WandaVision spoiler, kind of. But, okay, so Monica Rambeau gets introduced in WandaVision. Love, love, love a black woman from this. Monica, I love you, Monica. But Monica gets introduced so excited to see her in a super powered bad bitch. I need a standalone film series, all of it. But one moment that fucks me up in like the,
01:21:00
Speaker
beginning or like it's like one of the earlier episodes basically like I think one Monica gets snapped back and she basically realizes that her mother whose name I do not remember because I didn't see Wow movie I'm so sorry
01:21:22
Speaker
Maria. I mean, phone's a friend. Maria. Yeah, you didn't even know. You just googled it. No, but am I not phoned? Am I not the friend that you phoned or not? Thank you for being a friend with a phone. So. Thank you for being. Okay. Monica comes back in the same space.
01:21:43
Speaker
And she was in a hospital because her mother was hospitalized. She was dying. And she snaps back and asks the people there where her mother is and for the nurse to be like, she's not there. And she passed several years ago.
Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, and Wakanda Critiques
01:22:01
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For you to snap back in place and to realize that you missed it, that's just like real loss.
01:22:14
Speaker
We gonna talk about it in a minute, um because well you saw it so you can talk about it in a minute Yeah, um, the last one that came out in 2018 was Ant-Man and the Wasp I would just say again, I love Paul Rudd Wow
01:22:36
Speaker
He's just good looking and funny. And that's fun. But if you want to talk about Captain Marvel, because they didn't put it in place. But Captain Marvel came out in 2019. Avengers Endgame came out in 2019. Avengers Endgame came out in 2019. And Spider-Man Far From Home came out in 2019. So I did not see Captain Marvel. Still haven't seen it. Because I just, I don't know. I'm not really interested.
01:23:03
Speaker
um maybe that's like beef for the girls but i don't know um basically captain captain marvel is about uh how captain marvel comes to be essentially uh mama and it feels like she was really more the first avenger right so i felt like that too but because the movies are in order you don't know that
01:23:25
Speaker
Yeah. Well, no. Okay. I lied. That's not true. Steve Ross. So Captain America was the first major because he, he, he, he, um, he was the first part of the initiative. Yes. And also they, he got, he was created or he was built or whatever the fuck. And like during world war two. So like he technically is the first time that Marvel happens in the 1990s. That's very true. That's very true. Okay. Nevermind. So technically he is like, she, she's like the second Avenger, to be honest, but like, yeah.
01:23:55
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um yeah basically mama uh has a situation when she's flying planes for a woman that she that she works with uh the plane crash she loses her memory and some aliens um snap her up because they want some stuff in her memories to be able to uh
01:24:11
Speaker
I mean, they take her out of her space. No, it's just funny. Because they want some stuff that's large in her memories. And she ends up absorbing the power from this, I almost call it an engine, not an engine, this power source that her boss had created while she was working in the military alongside Maria, alongside her.
01:24:39
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And yeah, basically it's her getting back to her getting her memories back and then reconnecting now Monica has beef Monica got I so it's not so I don't know what I'm gonna tell you what I think Captain Marvel leaves Right after the start of that. So if you watch the movie the crowd on squirter is literally Catherine America I Think the Hulk is supposed to be there. I think right after that maybe like right right after that or in that area and then you have a Captain Marvel
01:25:09
Speaker
And so that means mama left in the 1990s and didn't come back until like 2000 in, I don't know, 20, whatever the fuck, wherever they are right now after the dinner snap. And yeah, but like, right girl. But yeah, I think there's beef because like, Captain Marvel didn't come back. I don't believe they kept the relationship together. And it seems as though there may be like something about her mom. Also, No Shape and the two of them two were also giving me lesbian vibes. That's what I heard.
01:25:38
Speaker
The girl it was also giving like I really feel like the total actually lovers and like it's just not Then he's playing in our faces for like the 15 Monica was like, why didn't you come back to be my second mom? Like I don't understand like bitch mother was dying. Where the fuck were you? That's what that's what I gathered like her mom got sick and like it seemed like you know She hadn't she never came back and gave a fuck So like
01:26:06
Speaker
You know, I don't know. Yeah. So yeah, but I think that'll probably come up again when I'm sure that they're planning on doing stuff with Monica. So I'm sure that'll come up again in some instances. And I'm excited to see them meet because I want Monica to give her heat. It's going to be smoke. That would be great. It's going to be smoke. Yeah, so also we had end game. I'm back off the bench.
01:26:35
Speaker
I don't have a whole lot to add, except, you know, they did that. Although, why did they have to fuck up Wakanda? Why did they have to do that? I wouldn't let the white people in my house. Hell no. And open the door, and not just the white people, the little demon things that was running around. The fuck were those things? I wouldn't do that. Why we gotta fight here? Why we gotta fight here? That was in game, right?
01:27:00
Speaker
Yeah, when they break through and not a little rapture-looking things, or not a weird shit. I'm also confused because you had so many other options to fight anywhere else, and you decided to fight where the niggas live at. Like, damn, why we can't fight? Why did they have to show that? I want to fight where the niggas are. Right. Y'all could've went to LA. You could've went to Texas.
01:27:21
Speaker
You could've, you definitely could've went to Texas, the fuck? I know they're like where, they were, like Shuri was working on the way of like extracting like visions. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That doesn't make sense. Things like that. So niggas started running up on them. Shout outs to Shuri's role. It always makes me so happy to see Shuri. I do not like that. You don't like the actual person? No, because she's a transphobic on the phone.
01:27:49
Speaker
Oh, I don't know anything about the person. I just know that I watched the film and she does the scientific shit and it makes me all happy. She was sharing some problematic rhetoric. I'm not going to get into it, but it was a lot. I remember her being anti-vaxx, anti-COVID doesn't exist and shit. I remember that. She also shared some, on top of that, she also, I don't know, she was sharing some
01:28:14
Speaker
problematic, like, extreme, rape Christian, like, ooh, the girls are. Wow. It was a lot. And I was just like, girl, like, shut up. Not the queer adjacent. Get out of here. Not your looking queer. I hate the queer. I feel like she's going to ruin Black Panther 2 before it even, like, takes.
Spider-Man's Identity and Recent MCU Films
01:28:34
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I'm also confused because I'm like, when I think about that type of politics, also think about all the movies that she's been in.
01:28:42
Speaker
And I'm like, it kind of makes sense. I don't know. I don't remember her as an actress. I know she was in Black Mirror. Yeah, she was in Black Mirror. That's the first time I ever saw her outside of Black Mirror. She was also in, I want to say, it was Judith in Black Messiah or something like that. She was in that movie. I don't, did I watch, did I? I didn't watch that. I didn't watch that. Um, but anyways, um, yeah, that was Endgame. Far From Home. And she's got these? Yes.
01:29:11
Speaker
Um, far from home was a thing that came out in 2019. That was the time. Um, it was, it was some Spider-Man fun. Um, and also we had, what's, what's, what's that white man's name? Who was the villain? Yes.
01:29:31
Speaker
Jake Gyllenhaal was playing, he was in his supervillain bag. And I also, I kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal when he's playing just like off the wall like characters. It's fun, it's a fun time. But that was really wild. Oh, actually now that I'm thinking of it, Far From Home was really wild with like the CGI like special effects shit as well. Because do you remember like that
01:29:59
Speaker
Series where like Mysterio's like putting him through a loop of like crazy Like Iron Man had just died and you go show this boy like Iron Man's grave and an illusion just over and over He was crazy was going through it and I was like, wow Crazy help my nigga Tom
01:30:30
Speaker
So basically, Shelley, what happened in Far From Home that I guess leads to the next Spider-Man film is basically when, like,
01:30:41
Speaker
Mysterio ends up dying. Spider-Man doesn't kill him, but Mysterio dies by consequence or whatever of the fight. And right before then, he had recorded something basically revealing Spider-Man's identity. So he reveals to the world that Spider-Man is Peter Parker. So this is what happens. And so we can talk more about the consequence of that in the No Way Home film.
01:31:10
Speaker
The last movie, so y'all made it, y'all made it. 2021, so we didn't get no films in 2020, cause you know. Give us a break, the girls wear their snacks, the girls wear their snacks. I mean, COVID was going on, it was running through the- We retired. The girls, I will say we can plug like the series. So again, WandaVision, y'all should watch, Loki was great. Also, I agree, watch What's His Face,
01:31:39
Speaker
Hawkeye was fun. Hawkeye was, Hawkeye was fun. I feel like it didn't like take itself super seriously. It was just, you know, a cool, cute time. I will also say you should watch What If because I really appreciated like seeing an animated version of, you know, like
01:31:56
Speaker
MCU stuff. And there's a really cool character called the Watcher in it that is just like watching all the shit that's happening, but he can't intervene and he can't like do a thing. And he is played by the actor who plays Commissioner Gordon and the Batman whose name I Jeffrey, Jeffrey Wright, Jeffrey Wright, that's his name.
01:32:22
Speaker
Um, um, yeah, so I would plug those series. Y'all should watch them. So in 2021, here are the last films I saw two out of the four of these films.
Shang-Chi, Eternals, and Thanos Connections
01:32:35
Speaker
Black Widow came out in 2021. I did not watch it. Did not watch either.
01:32:44
Speaker
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings came out in 2021. I did not watch it. I did not watch it. Mostly because Awkwafina is like... Fair, but that's not fair because the other guy in it, and I loved him. I will watch it. I think she plays his mom. I forgot her name. I'm blanking.
01:33:07
Speaker
Um, but uh, you know, we'll talk about it and eternals came out in 2021, which I love And then spider-man no way home
01:33:19
Speaker
came out in 2021, and it is the latest. So Black Widow came out in 2021. I was not really interested because I was like, girl. And she did. This is late. Like, the girl is gone. Yeah, she's dead. What are we doing? Right. We're over it. Like, we're over it. OK, I do feel that way, though, because I saw it when she died. And then when I saw Black Widow was out, I was like, wait.
01:33:44
Speaker
Why is there a movie and I notice that she's died off that map of her soul? So why is she here?
01:33:51
Speaker
She's not here. She's not here. Did they not take her soul, or did they take her soul? No, they took it, and they just disobeyed. This is just like, isn't this like a before? Yeah, this is like a before. Like, I don't know. Yeah, it's like a, it's a, first of all, it's a set up for a shawty girl to come in as like a Black woman. For her sister. Yeah, but also like, it's an explanation of some stuff that they mentioned like earlier between her,
01:34:19
Speaker
and Hawkeye that happens, like an event or some shit that happens. And I'm just like, girl, she did. I'm like, you're too fucking late. We don't want this. When I wanted it, you didn't give it to me. So now it was just, I don't know. I am interested in Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings because
01:34:42
Speaker
I'm like this the ring. All of these actors in this movie are fine and shit. I don't know who's responsible for casting, but thank you so much. Everybody is fine. Dip into that. Everybody is fine. Is it called most convenience? What is it called?
01:35:04
Speaker
Yeah, Kim's Convenience. Most Convenience is Downtown New Produce. I hate myself for that. Wow. I took myself back to the hood and went definitely home. Kim's Convenience is amazing. And the person that plays Sean Key is also the person that plays the older brother in that show. Oh, I didn't know that. He is so fine. And delicious. It's so good. Eat it up. Then there's also Eternals, which
01:35:33
Speaker
It was different, and I like that it was different. It's eternal giving more like, did you watch it? I like that it's different. You know that. Number one, whoa, calm down. I believed you for a second. As you should. And why can't we just continue on with the episode and let other folks believe? Sure. Sure. Because what's happening about how you're on the beach?
01:36:04
Speaker
People who haven't seen the film whoever that is don't know if that's anybody in the studio, but maybe
01:36:12
Speaker
It is. You say you want these that are different. All I did was agree and say, I like things because they're different. Eternal. Can I not agree? Wow. I'm just going to keep going. I'm going to keep going because I'm almost at the end. OK? Eternal is giving something different because I feel like, you know, so I went to go see it. Me and Michael went to go see it. And we both felt like it. Who's Michael?
01:36:40
Speaker
boyfriends. So we went to go see it and we both felt like it was giving like, I don't know, it felt like a sci fi film, along with being, you know, it wasn't just giving like superhero story, like it was giving more like with a lot of science fiction elements. So The Eternals follows and what I will have to say,
01:37:02
Speaker
We watched some like comics explained videos before going to see this movie. So I had some context because I just wanted to know. No, but I needed the background. And when I was telling you things, you were like, oh, well, I wish I knew that. And I was like, yeah, bitch.
01:37:19
Speaker
Excuse me, because when I told you Thanos was one of the Eternals, you were like- Oh, I was like, what? But it means so much to me. And that's what I learned. That's what I learned. Oh, that makes so much sense. So, folks in the audience, the Eternals follows these beings that basically descend from the space galactic, whatever.
01:37:40
Speaker
And they're not like the rest of us niggas. They are an alien race that just have all of these different super powered abilities. But what I really liked about the Eternals is that they are each basically like, they kind of are like the super powered people that made an influence on human culture. So like, you have Thena,
01:38:06
Speaker
that's uh played by Angelina Jolie yes thank you um who is in real life like you know inspiring Athena the like Greek goddess of war um Gilgamesh who is played by the actor that I don't remember um but he is also fine love him oh Don Lee there we go
01:38:31
Speaker
Thank you. Um, that also, you know, influenced the tales of Gilgamesh, like the real story about the warrior and shit, um, along with Drewy, um, Makari, Fastos, Sprite, Kingo, Akaris, um, Circe. We're gonna get into it. Circe and Ajax.
01:38:55
Speaker
um but yeah i really like that these were all people who had because they've been on earth for so long they you know people had been making stories about them and shit um and yeah so there's a lot of shit going on um they're here because of like you know they're being put there because of um the celestials and the celestials are like these
01:39:19
Speaker
just gigantic fucking alien powerful niggas that made the Eternals. And I'm not going to get more deep into that, but Thanos is an eternal. So, girl, it's so telling. If you think about it, it makes so much sense. Mm hmm. Why should you just go through and do shit?
01:39:42
Speaker
They don't really like dip that much into it in the MCU, but like, yeah, Thanos is an eternal and the comics and then in a post credit or mid credit scene or something. Some of the Eternals run into some other Eternals, one of them for whatever reason being played by Harry Styles. But he he is Eros, you know, so similar to like the Greek Eros or whatever.
01:40:08
Speaker
um but he's Eros who um is also known as Star Fox but he is the brother of Thanos um so yeah that was a post-credits scene and I didn't realize that was Harry Styles because I was like he didn't realize I my immediate reaction was like why
01:40:27
Speaker
Harry Styles and MC. I didn't know that nigga was acting. I also was a fan of the last album, so I feel like I should have known what he looked like. I didn't listen to any of those. Wow. It was a great album. I wasn't really a One Direction fan. No, not One Direction. Harry Styles is- I mean, yes. I wasn't listening to any of the individual things. Bitch, it's snowing. It's snowing. No, it's not.
01:40:54
Speaker
Michael just texted me that it's snowing. Why is it? I'm not looking out there. I was going to be like 67 this week.
Spider-Man, Zendaya, and Superhero Fantasies
01:41:02
Speaker
I can't bear. I am bathing suit shopping. So I don't have time. Still on air. This is the most dangerous shit. That's fine. I'm sorry. But here's the last one. Spider-Man, No Way Home. Wow. That was a film. That was a moment. That was. It was a choice.
01:41:21
Speaker
Yeah, but it wasn't a bad choice. It was a great choice. I had a fun time. I spent a lot of feelings. I was screaming.
01:41:31
Speaker
I was, uh, Garfield in that suit again, start up some really, start up some old feelings that I thought I had. That was, it was great. Um, yeah. So I mean, it's toilers for my gosh, but, um, okay. I don't know. It came out in 2021 girlies. I don't know what to tell y'all. Um, it's on Disney plus. I think it's not.
01:41:57
Speaker
It's not anymore I thought it was no I Think it's actually no I lied. I think it's going to be I think it's I didn't lie about that. I think it's going to be like they didn't put it up yet Because why how is it still playing in movie theaters? I have no idea It's going to oh
01:42:25
Speaker
Maybe, um, nevermind. Maybe I did a lot. No, because it's because Sony like has, you know, unlike the rest of the Disney films, Sony has some of the rights to the Spider-Man light things. So because of that,
01:42:41
Speaker
And because Disney and Marvel Studios doesn't have the sole rights, it's why you can't watch any of this. I didn't even know that because I don't be watching these. But you can't watch any of the Spider-Man movies on Disney. None of them. Yikes. Well, y'all should go see the movie in any way, you know. Y'all see. But, um.
01:43:01
Speaker
No Way Home was great. Here's what I'll say. I don't know if they're going to make more, but I will say if they don't, I will be happy with where they left things. Tom Holland said he's not trying to be 30 years old to be a nobody spider man. He didn't say that. He was like, I'm not doing this shit forever. Can we get a queer spider man? Can we get a gay spider man? Let's get white spider man. Let's do it, girl. Give him our throwers.
01:43:33
Speaker
Tom Holland bought a house with Zendaya in London and was just like I want to be a stay-at-home dad like I just I might not even be acting like I just want to fucking stay home and maybe raise some kids and You know I mean they're loves her short kings
01:43:53
Speaker
And I feel like that would be a moment. Zendaya just keeps acting, and Tom Holland just stays at home. She loves her pale print. She loves her alabaster. Her alabaster thing she loves. She loves that white man. And you can, you know, we love to see it, I guess. I'm not a type. So that's the end of that. The last thing I will add, as far as the super powered things,
01:44:17
Speaker
is if you were a superhero, what power would you have slash, you know, if you have a name for yourself? What would it be? Mine would be sweet pussy Pauline. And I would say I got that good sheet.
01:44:37
Speaker
Wow. And it keeps me young. It keeps me young. And it also allows me to suck these nigga souls out. So after I'm done with them, they're just part of it. I can't deal with this. It's too much. It's giving T the movie. Absolutely not. Don't watch that. Any of us watching it. No, don't watch that.
01:45:05
Speaker
Don't look it up. Anyway, um, I'll go I I'm gonna be the orator. Um, I think there's a there's a okay. This is a power that I really appreciate. Um, Jujutsu Kaisen.
01:45:28
Speaker
It's an anime, and it has a character that basically has the power to like just control things. I think like, Drewy kind of also has something similar from The Eternals, where this character basically can control things with his, like by speaking.
01:45:51
Speaker
So, shoutout to Unamaki. But yeah, if I were a super powered Mega, I feel like that would be something, you know, having a super power to control things with words that would be lit. And yeah, I would be the Orator. Shell, spin, what about you?
01:46:13
Speaker
taking some thoughts. I think I'm gonna go with the name that is already low-key when my friends and I were talking about if we ever needed alternative names that were like borderline stripper names but like borderline like just our hippie names so they're like our hippie stripper names so that name for me is Roxy. R-O-X-Y so that'll probably be my my superhero name if I think of it. Maybe Risky Roxy so it sounds a little exciting. Who knows?
01:46:43
Speaker
What will I be doing though? This one is... I think because I just read the deep, I want to be able to go to the depths of the water. I think I want to be invincible to all forms of nature. Whatever that would mean. So if I'm going into the water, I can go...
01:47:19
Speaker
Oh, I didn't. I didn't hear the last thing he said. Shelly, you muted. Oh, LOL. Sorry. Don't know how that happened. I'm going to tell you how I just did an accident. I tried to be myself, and I accidentally muted you. Wow. Oh my god. It was only a little bit. No, it's OK. It's because you said I gaslighted you, now you silence me. It's OK. We put it all together. No. Wow. OK.
01:48:02
Speaker
No, it's okay. I just want to be an invincible elemental ASB show. Definitely give me. On your star. You feel me on all of the elements. So I'm just hanging around in the skies with the thunder ring and the lightning. Thor ain't got shit on me. Like I can do all of that stuff myself. I'm the fiery. I could, you know, do a little world thing. I forgot who does it, but they like world. Give me Avatar. Yes!
01:48:08
Speaker
This is what Marvel did.
01:48:30
Speaker
Duh! Wow! Why didn't I say that? Don't know. That's who I want to be! Wow! I don't know if that's a... Wow! I want to be the Risky Roxy Avatar!
Oscars Nominations and Animated Films
01:48:42
Speaker
There is a character in X-Men comics who is one of my favorite Black characters that I've learned about named Oya. That makes sense that she's powerful as shit. She has temperature manipulation so she can control heat and ice and I love her. I mean it's fun.
01:49:06
Speaker
Well, thank you all for your MCU thoughts and feelings. I have very brief things for Girl by Guess. We have been giving and experiencing it. Thank you. But the folks at home can enjoy our thoughts. So one of the things, I guess the Oscars is happening today. So that's that. Like Sunday today? Like today Sunday? Like today today. Like I think. What's your name a fuck?
01:49:36
Speaker
I don't super care, but I will highlight at least some of the things that are nominated. Y'all can let us know if it's good. For Best Picture, they have Nightmare Alley, Dune, which I've seen. I can't tell you. I haven't seen half of these things, but they have Nightmare Alley.
01:49:53
Speaker
Dune, Belfast, The Power of the Dog that I think is on Netflix, King Richard, which I haven't seen. Don't Look Up was okay. I can't believe that actually got Best Picture.
01:50:06
Speaker
Whatever. Drive My Car, Licorice Pizza, The West Side Story, and Coda. I just want to acknowledge that every one of the titles of these movies are fucking ass. Every one of them are horrible titles. King Richard is the only one that seems like it makes sense because it's talking about a man named Richard. But Licorice Pizza, The Power of the Dog, sounds white. Drive My Car sounds white. Drive My Car is an international film.
01:50:36
Speaker
What does Koda mean? Koda, I think, has in all
01:50:46
Speaker
I don't know what these movies are about. I don't really know. I've only heard about them in passing. Yeah. Don't slash the movies. I just want to say that when they were in the whatever room, I don't know if it's the writer's room or the executive room that said this is the title that we're sticking with. Would it say that they did? Okay. Yeah. Coda is like, I think a deaf cast. Oh, actually no. Child of deaf adults. That makes sense.
01:51:13
Speaker
But that's a real term. So that's why that is titled that. Drive My Car is Japanese. It's a Japanese film. Dune is based on the Dune book. I don't know what Licorice Pisa is. West Side Story is the remake.
01:51:30
Speaker
I don't know what Belfast, I haven't even heard of that film. I've heard Nightmare Alley, but I have not seen it. It's a Guillermo del Toro sort of thing. And I actually was going to watch it. Bradley Cooper is in it. I think it's kind of like a West or type situation. Actually, no, I might be making that up. I know Power of the Dog is like Western-esque and Benedict Cumberbatch is in that.
01:52:02
Speaker
And Jesse Plemons is in it. The great value of Matt Damon is what people say. That's just what people say. The great value, not the great value. That is what they say. Kirsten Dunst is in it also. She's been acting since I was a kid.
01:52:21
Speaker
But that's the only thing I know. Don't Look Up was a thing. I still don't understand how Tyler Perry ended up locking in that role to this day. Tyler Perry has money. I don't know. He owns a studio and lets people record. I wouldn't be surprised if they even filmed some of the movie on his live. And he was just like, put me in it. Right. I was going to say, put up free.
01:52:43
Speaker
But yeah, some of the girlies that are nominated, I'm just throwing through it. Andrew Garfield for Tick Tick Boom that I still want to see. Will Smith was nominated for King Richard. Denzel Washington was nominated for the tragedy of Macbeth. Capricorn! Go Capricorn!
01:53:01
Speaker
Benedict Cumberbatch was nominated for Power of the Dog. Javier Bardin was nominated for being the Ricardos, which I think is the one that follows the like, I love Lucy type of thing. Then for Best Actress, they had Jessica Chastain from the Eyes of Tammy Faye, Kristen Stewart,
01:53:25
Speaker
from Spencer. Which was good. I haven't seen any of these things. I thought Spencer was going to be like a man, but it was so... Kissy's business tour really came out of her bag. And I would say thank you so much for this.
01:53:37
Speaker
Maybe I'll watch it. Penelope Cruz from Madres Padre. Ooh, I can't pronounce them. Sorry. You didn't do that. I'm sorry. It's not. Olivia Coleman for the lost daughter and Nicole Kidman for being the Ricardo's.
01:54:00
Speaker
I don't know. I will add because I think this is relevant to us for best animated feature bears in Kanto. Flea. What is flea?
01:54:19
Speaker
I think it's, I think this might be an international. Ooh, I don't know, but it's giving gay. I looked up Flea and this is all I see. I don't know what to say. So, Encanto, Flea, Raya and the Last Dragon. Which was really good. It was cute. Luca. Bitch, that's it.
01:54:43
Speaker
And the Mitchells versus the Machines. So I don't like it, but I don't think it should have made the best anime. A lot of people went up for Mitchells versus the Machines. It wasn't bad, but I was like, it wasn't good. So I. Two of those films are gay and shit, so. I don't know who's going to win, but I say Luca. I have heard Flea is good. I haven't heard about it. I will also add that this, I don't know who owns the Mitchells versus the Machines.
01:55:13
Speaker
Three of these films are like Disney, Pixar, whatever the fuck. Right, I'm gonna say, because I watch Rare and the Dragon for Disney. I watch People on Disney and I also- But I'm like, that's not surprising, because Disney owns every fucking thing. Right, I also watch whatever bitches versus machines. And that's also, I think, like a Disney-Pixar movie or some shit. It is, I think. It says this on Netflix.
01:55:31
Speaker
I had been meaning to watch it, but I haven't. But I don't know. Wait, what's on the phone? Flee is a Danish... Mitchell's versus the machine situation. Where can you watch Flee? Because I'm interested. I don't know. I don't know.
01:55:46
Speaker
Um, but I'm rooting for Luca personally. Luca made me cry. Like, I just, I just can't. And Kanto, I'm not entire, I don't feel, I don't love the way it ended. So, you know, I do not know why homegirls and I get a fucking power like everybody else. And I don't care what nobody fucking says about that whole be yourself bullshit. I don't want to fucking hear it.
01:56:11
Speaker
Oh, skirting from that, right? The next thing I was gonna say as a recommendation since we're talking about movies is turning red. So the girls, I think if we're talking about like, you know, generational trauma.
01:56:27
Speaker
and just like dealing with things coming from families of like people of color and such. Turning red felt like it gave me a bit more as far as like the resolution because Miss like May May was dragging her mom. And I was like, please keep getting her.
01:56:51
Speaker
and I was just like, this is so deserved. and then the fact that she made a path for herself, I'm not gonna get too much in the movie, but I will recommend it. that is on Disney Plus as well. it also has really fucking good songs, so like...
Celebrity Controversies and Fan Entitlement
01:57:11
Speaker
Like you. So Turning Red takes place in 2002 with a young girl and her friends who are living in Toronto who just want to go up for just like girly things and boy bands. And there is like a fictionalized boy band that's like very much taking inspiration from all of these boys. And it's very evident. It is very evident. The 90s and 2000s.
01:57:39
Speaker
Bitch, when her mom was like, why are they called Fortown and there's five of them? But I was like, and where's the lie? Because I also am like, why are they called Fortown and there's five of them? But I will just add that it really is great. The animation is beautiful. I really like the story. I also love the music. They put actual original songs for the band on their soundtrack. They made a playlist.
01:58:07
Speaker
They made a playlist for each of the girls. First of all. That is like 90s, 2000s. Somebody needs to give, so Billie Eilish and her brother, whatever his name is, I forget his name all the time, did the music for the band. And he had Jordan Fisher as the lead singer and it only made sense. It only made sense. I was like, oh, I don't know.
01:58:35
Speaker
When I say you, those songs are so fucking catchy. So catchy, you hear me?
01:58:43
Speaker
So I would definitely recommend watching Turning Red and let us know what you think. And I guess the last thing, because I don't feel like talking about nothing else, the last thing I'll add is the girlies are beefing with Doja Cat and Doja Cat is claiming that she's gonna quit music because apparently she went to... she was supposed to be in some recent
01:59:07
Speaker
like a concert or festival or some shit in Paraguay. And then things got canceled. Be be for like by the I don't know, as part of the tour, there were other people that were supposed to be a part of this event or something. I think I think it was like Lollapalooza. Actually, was it Lollapalooza Brazil or something?
01:59:37
Speaker
And so some of these other people, like I think Machine Gun Kelly or some of these other niggas were like pulling up, like posting up outside of their hotel and like going to greet their fans and shit, right? So basically some of her fans pulled up, like found where her hotel was and pulled up for no reason, pulled up to her hotel
02:00:06
Speaker
And like we're kind of like pissed that she didn't come out. Oh Actually, oh this is recent so The Paraguay thing happened. So her her show was canceled and her her fans like pulled up outside and whatever Sorry, great thing flee is available on Netflix. Oh
02:00:30
Speaker
I did not know that so thank you So basically this this show was canceled in Paraguay and because of a storm and the girls pulled up and
02:00:54
Speaker
found her information for the hotel she was staying at and then pulled up and then they were mad because she didn't come outside to greet them. And then she was going... I think she recently had a show in Brazil and like, you know, she apologized for like, I guess... I think like she was still like sort of bothered by that because people were like,
02:01:21
Speaker
Attacking her on social media and stuff. She deleted some tweets about how like she ain't seen nobody outside or whatever and it was but I do know that I heard that it went in a sort of anti-black direction with some of the things her fans were On Twitter saying so they were very upset And now since she gave a show to Brazil and you know was trying to apologize some of her Paraguay fans are still upset and
02:01:51
Speaker
Um, because they're just like, you don't care about us. You don't care about our country and blah, blah, blah. So now, um, I feel like this is not the first time she said it, but you know, she's talked about, she tweeted and, and I think she tweeted recently and then also deleted that she might be quitting music.
02:02:10
Speaker
um because she is just tired of the girls um so yeah um so that was the thing that happened and um i mean light skinned i mean getting dragged for anti-black shit i mean it's just a lot i don't know i also feel like i am not advanced into chakras career
02:02:33
Speaker
I listen to a couple of her songs very quietly and shamefully because, bitch, weren't you like showing your feet to like white supremacists and shit at one point? I don't know. The girls say that was not true, but I don't know. I'm not invested. But like, yeah, I'm not. I'm not.
02:02:50
Speaker
Invested in light-skinned women doing fuck shit and like, I don't know. I mean, it's not really fuck shit, but I just, I'm not invested in what she's doing. She's still rich. I mean, I just think it's not, it does not surprise me that the girls took this in an anti-black direction because- Oh no, why not?
02:03:05
Speaker
You nigger, you didn't bring your ass to our country. You're a black homie. You're pulling up to my hotel that nobody invited you to. And I don't know. And I think also, because I saw something about this. And the girls were like, it's not the fact that she said it. It's the fact that people did pull up. And she said they didn't pull up. And so that was the problem, because people were downstairs trying to get her attention. And her, I guess, like, playing you.
02:03:31
Speaker
But also, what if she's on a floor to which she's not readily looking out of the window to see who the fuck is going? I mean, yes, Adoja, Adoja, Chant, you would hear that, but also like. But would you? More than that, I wouldn't go outside because why are you niggas finding where I am staying at? First of all, that's creepy and scary.
02:03:54
Speaker
And why do I have to go outside? That feels like a safety risk. Just because y'all were wild enough to find out where I was staying at and you pulled up outside and nobody asked you or wanted you to do that. And you feel entitled to my appearance because that's what you pay for. But at the end of the day, it's like,
02:04:17
Speaker
when I was supposed to go see my wife. I was supposed to go see Megan Thee Stallion three months after the pandemic and everything shut the hell down. It would be like if they told me the festival would shut down and I pulled up on Megan. It was like, come to her house. Right now, come outside right now because you canceled the show and I need to see your face. That doesn't... It don't come to you. It don't come to you. Sense. Sense. It's not making it. Make it make sense. It can't. But it's also like,
02:04:45
Speaker
Yes, as much as I am not invested in her career, I'm not invested in too much of anything that she does. The part that has me thinking of her humanity is how disgusting it is for people to feel like they're that accessible. She's like, bitch, I've got to say hi to you. That is not in my content. I do not have to say hi. Go on Instagram if you really want to see what it looks like. And it wasn't even just her show. I think it wasn't just her show. I think it was a concert or something like other people were supposed to be a part of.
02:05:15
Speaker
And I'm like, girl, they canceled the show because it was a storm. Like, what do you want me to do about it? That's that white man's business. Right. I was like, you think? I'm a black woman in America, but not right now. But I'm still black in this country. And y'all are about to be trying to get me found this difference for getting speakers and shit put out so I can scream at the top of my lungs from the inside of my hotel room. I think it's not. And if it's a storm, like, I would think it's like,
02:05:42
Speaker
there's some liability with like having people outside that you're going to talk to in the middle of like there's some some risk of like a storm or flooding or severe storm risk or whatever the fuck like i'm not about to go outside just because y'all pulled up and then
02:06:00
Speaker
be at risk of like being responsible for you. Like, girl, they canceled, they canceled the concert. That's not my fault. Like, I came here, I showed them how my outfit's ready. I didn't mind. They said, girl, we're not doing it. And I said, well, cool. Back to my hotel room, the papa's. I'm going through a group that told them that that made sense. All of them were like, yes, we all should collectively go. Because how many people
02:06:22
Speaker
It wasn't one or two of y'all. It was a group chat talking to another group chat of a whole bunch of y'all pulling up. This reminds me when we went to Sizzers, I went to Sizzers' secret show that was happening in New York and all the girlies found out about it. It was a very multi-show. And we all found out, and there were thousands of us there.
02:06:40
Speaker
Definitely giving pre-pandemic 2017. And there are videos of us all being literally all on top of each other. Now I wasn't. I wasn't in the line because I was like, ooh, that's giving. I'm comfortable. And y'all look like y'all are going to break the fence. But all of us, when she said, oh, y'all can't come inside because it only has the capacity of 50 people in here. And there are thousands of y'all out there. So I'm sorry, but it's a dub for that. All we did was stay outside singing her songs. We were just like, fuck it.
02:07:08
Speaker
We got, we rolled up a blood. We got some, some looking in the back. We had 40s. We were in the streets. Drinking 40s. They get sizzled to the top. There was a helicopter and they did a whole report about how all these people came out for a sense of concert, but in no way, shape or form that we hold that against it. We predict it. Bitch, you can't have this concert because the door will be broken down if y'all open it.
02:07:29
Speaker
Yeah, so yeah, I just think people are annoying when it's just like, ooh girl, I demean your time and space, but they don't surprise me with people. So yeah, that was the last thing I had. Oh my gosh, Shelly, I'll mute yourself again. Not you muting Shelly once again. Shelly, unmute yourself. Shelly has something to say. Shelly has something to say. Raise his hand.
02:07:57
Speaker
I'm gonna sign off now before I can't sign off. And before y'all do the collective sign off, but it's a two out of three situation. Wow. How does that work? I don't know. I'm gonna initiate it, and here I am. So y'all be blessed. Wow. Y'all. Wait, it is because I muted you? It was an accident. Oh my god. OK, y'all. Fuck that. Call me one time shame on me. No. Call me two time can't get shame again.
02:08:28
Speaker
Let's wrap it up. I want to be very... No, fuck that. I want to be very clear that the reason why I've been muting myself is because I am currently a little sick. And so I've been trying not to cough while we're recording, which obviously you're all going to hear. If you make it to the end, you're going to probably hear me coughing occasionally when I don't get the mic in time. But me and Shelly on our recording are right beneath each other. So when I go to mute my...
02:08:56
Speaker
My sound, I accidentally said it, because we're right beneath each other's sound bars. So no one's purposefully trying to silence Shelly. Walk out here with that extra shit. I was just saying, I am sickly, and I am trying to be a team player, a team sport, and make sure we get this episode out to y
Amusing Ending and Listener Interaction
02:09:14
Speaker
'all. You right. You right. I can't believe that you take me serious. No, I don't. But I feel like I want it to be clear. I was like, I want nothing. I was sick of this.
02:09:25
Speaker
No, you weren't. I know you. Oh, OK. But no, but I feel like for Melissa's out there who was like, damn, Tyrell out here trying to silence my nigga. I was not trying to silence my nigga. Oh, fuck. I ain't. Everybody doesn't know about me. Shall we go? Hey, you feel me? I got a few stands or whatever, but. Shelly's also very goofy, so you never know. I don't think I've had a serious conversation with you yet, and I've known you for like three or four years now. Maybe we have. Bitch.
02:09:55
Speaker
Maybe that time when we all went to the beach, I think we did have a theory. No, no, no, no, no. I think that was, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think at one point we did have a little serious story. I don't know water and water. Me and Bria talked shit and got out. It was so beautiful. And we was on a full moon. We really all. We got hired. We locked our souls. Our souls started doing this all together. We got hired. We talked shit. And then we did a full moon ritual. And that was what happened.
02:10:24
Speaker
That was good. That was so great. I love that. Also, I forgot about that because I definitely forgot how we ended up at the beach, but we don't need to go into that. But that was a fun time skating around. You were skating around. You didn't bring your skateboard. You were. And I was lying in the sand. I miss you right down the beach. Do you? Because you don't even go on a visit.
02:10:50
Speaker
Wow. How did we get here? Yikes. The girls, okay. Yeah, live in Virginia. So what are you talking about? We don't. What I didn't want to do at this point, but I think that I'm assessing my homegirls because when I did live in Virginia... I'm going. When I did live in Virginia, Brea refused. Like, I mean, Brea was like, I'm never coming back. That shit is ghetto. Okay, that wasn't... That wasn't because of you. That wasn't because of you.
02:11:15
Speaker
It's a lie! I gotta, like, plan, you know? It's taken me a lot of time to, like, plan a trip to go back, and I'm planning one. So yeah, if you're in Virginia, I'll be there soon. Anyway, let's wrap it up, because what are we talking about anymore? I don't have anything else to add. This has been the busty next time. Ty, Shelly, anything to say to plug?
02:11:43
Speaker
Y'all go watch all of the things that we said were good and talked about. Yeah. Do you guys something, Shelly? I don't have much that I can think of right now, except for I really want to have a really big Sunday mule. And that's what I'm thinking of. It must be in my heart.
02:12:09
Speaker
Y'all eat good. That's the only thing that I can say is about the best seasonings that you've ever found. I think my regular thing has been for the last couple of weeks is just to mind your business. Yeah, that's it. Just mind your fucking business. Follow us on Instagram. And only on Instagram. And we're also no more y'all. I know somebody was like, we're the official page, bitch. Ain't no official page.
02:12:36
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Follow us on Instagram and wherever you find me. And Facebook is trash. Oh, also, you girls, whoever be listening to us, the ones y'all keep saying, we like y'all, y'all funny. Start putting that shit on our music or something. Start making commentary into it. Share it. Share it with y'all girls. Write us because nobody knows we exist. Tell us what your favorite part is. Tell us what funny shit you thought was funny. Like, girl. What the fuck? It's important bitches. All of us is black and queer. We deserve justice.
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All right. I mean, y'all couldn't hear that I was dancing that whole time, but I really wish that y'all could have heard the moment. But like, as you're listening to it, rewind it back like 20 seconds and just picture like some gum popping, like ass moving, like some frequent motions. That's what I was doing. Wow. Okay. And on that note, let's end this, please. Thanks. All right. Niggas have assembled. The niggas are adjourned. Bye.