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72. Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) movie + The Last Drive In: Freeway (1996)
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[Spooky intro music fades in] What’s up, all you ghouls and boils? Welcome back to Streamin’ Demons, your go-to haunt for all the spine-tingling dish on everything that’s got you hiding under your blankets at night. I’m your host, the one who thrives in the dark corners of your room, and boy, do we have a show that’s gonna make you wanna sleep with the lights on! [Sound effect: Creepy animatronic laugh] In today’s spectral spree, we’re diving headfirst into the creaky corridors of the Five Nights at Freddy’s phenomenon. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about – the indie […]
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Introduction and Five Nights at Freddy's game
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Give me time everyone. Not yet. That's what, that's what we're saying being canceled. Not yet, but damn close to it. So today we're streaming demons. We're doing FNAF FNAF box FNAF. No, that's, that's the real deal
Five Nights at Freddy's movie discussion
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friend. That's the real deal. That's.
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Five Nights at Freddy's in the movie. We actually played this. We played this you and I before. And you were doing such a bad job and I was getting extremely, extremely anxious.
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Yeah, that means we'll do a good job. This is the movie though. You're talking about the movie, not the, not the game. Five night at Freddy movie and freeway from the last drive in with Reese Witherspoon and Keith or Sutherland or one of the fucking one of the Sutherland's all this more on next streaming demons. Hit it. Ah,
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About to drop now.
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You're drinking, you stopped. I did. You played something, something. Did I? What did I play? It was like, boom, boom, choochoo. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. Boom, boom, choochoo. That's the thing, man. That's our theme song. That's our theme song. I'm pretty sure, right? I swear to God, you made that, right? No.
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Did I make that? I don't know. Someone else made that? Holy shit. Okay. That was from, I used it on the, uh, for whatever reason, I was playing a trick on pain like three years ago when you guys recorded the fucking triple X one. And so he's always like, there's the running joke was the doctor was in, never had theme music. Oh.
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And so I was pulling a trick on him. Oh my God. Give him some theme music. And I swear I have no idea where it's coming from now. I'm so sorry for ripping something off. I thought you did it. And then maybe I did it, but it's probably something I just fucking randomly found. I put that in for the theme music over the stream of demons, which means you did not listen to last episode. It is.
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And ultimately it almost sounds like my voice, so I might be fine. I think that was you, you had a blackout. I don't know. And if I'm ripping someone off, I seriously apologize. I actually thought it was box or myself apparently. Maybe this pain? I don't know. That might be pain. It sounds very like
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mid-90s, late 90s, gay club, you know, something you'd see on queer's folk. Queer is flumping. Yeah. Well, anyways, welcome. Welcome.
00:03:25
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If you're still listening from last episode, which I listened to a few times. I worked with my mom. It was a weird episode because we were using Zoom back then, and so everything was like echo chamber.
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It's like two fucking tin cans in Zoom. Zoom, sorry, your quality sucks ass. It did back then. It especially did back then. Yeah, the pandemic Zoom.
Nostalgia and sponsor talk
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And some of the things that we were saying, or you were saying actually about masking up and vaccines not being there yet. It made me go like, God damn it, that's right.
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It's a time capsule. How long ago was that fucking thing that we- It was like three years ago. It was like three years ago. Yeah, just kept putting it off for some reason. I don't know why.
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And then you guys decided to do a PG-13 version of porn. So it was like Rooster Kisses. See, I don't remember any of this. I was like a blur, just a blur. It gets worse. It gets worse. After you're doing all that shit, after you're doing all this stuff, going back and forth, Joanna Angel, Burning Angels, Walking Dead, Porn Parodies.
00:04:43
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Which is fun. I do remember it was. Yeah. Fantastic cast. Fantastic acting. But because we have sponsors now, I had to cut in the sponsor like a little sponsor side in the middle of the fucking thing. It was like about. Yeah. Liquid IV. Yeah.
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Apparently, rooster juice is not one of their new flavors. Oh, man. I thought it was. I thought maybe one day, maybe it's in development, maybe, allegedly. Allegedly. If you want to keep banging out some zombies.
Episode focus announcement
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So, welcome to streaming demons. Today, we're talking about stuff that's not porno, I think. Yeah, this one that mom could listen to if she so decided.
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Moms, if you like fuck nug anal frats. What was that? It's a fuck nug anal frats. F-N-A-F. No, no, no, no. No, it's not my movie. We'd set this already. It's Five Nights at Freddy's. I don't know, man. I think mine is still more. I don't know. I don't know if you can count to five. I can count to four. But I can also count to freeway.
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Which I'm getting so lazy now. What movie did I watch lately?
Movie reviews and aesthetics
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I'm like, I know I watched Joe Bob Briggs. Very something. Vorable Valentine's day. And I got past the first movie. I had no idea what the fucking second movie is. I, you know, probably had things to do in the morning, Saturday, but
00:06:34
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I'm just doing those movies now. That's it. I'm just covering one or two of those movies. Cause I'm watching many wise miles. I'll fucking do it. Hey, I'm glad you do because you got to watch a couple of my favorite films while you were doing that. Yeah. You got to watch sledgehammer, which I really like. And I gave a favorable review on your website. I don't remember sledgehammer and I all acquainted at all to a child.
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Trauma, childhood trauma. I love looking at it. I don't know why you love looking at it. That's so bizarre, man. And you also watched Tarot Train. Tarot Train. I remember that one. Yeah. Very gay. Very beautiful. Very gay? It was so gay, man. Yeah.
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Actually, I think that was the title sequence of territory. The old board of caboose. Oh, man. Speaking of very gay.
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Um, this is the same way I was going to the, I was having my back or my, my leg worked on it. I think it was like leg two days ago. Are you coming out Jim? Is this how you come out? No, no, no. But I have from lush. I use this rose scented, maybe this is coming out. I use this rose scented, uh, body moisturizer bar and it's got glitter in it.
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That's so much fun. Oh, is it? I know. But I'm inside the fucking the waiting room and this old woman says like, she looks at me, she looks away and then she looks at me again. And she's like, like, what the fuck? He's this guy. Like, oh, that's right. I've glitter all of my fucking body. I look like a fucking I was a first responder to like a hooker mobile explosion.
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Five hookers found dead. I called me strippers. Sorry. You know, or, or, you know, you just, you just have shiny body lotion. Hey, it's 2024. If people want to wear shiny body lotion. Who cares? Exactly. Exactly. Dr. Payne. The one, the one and only to everybody record this, the one and only time that I agree with him.
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I was like, the one time the draft work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a cartoon coming out. No. Yeah. No, for real. I think it was. They're forming that. Well, you know, they're four minutes long. Oh, man. Title. And I don't I don't know if the world is ready for this. It's I see I see the scripts. They're actually pretty good.
00:09:25
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They're, they're pretty, I can't believe he's making it and I'm still here, not with my terror train, the butter remake, better remake territory, the territory train. Oh, that sounds, that sounds great. It does sound good, but a lot of different levels. I got one level for that one. There are different ones. There are, there are different ones cause there are different trains.
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Well, I love you, Terry. And she won't be here this week, by the way. That's OK. It'll be, I think next week or the next episode is March. You know, again, it's March. It's March is the 13th month and the month of terror. The month of terror. Terror train. There we go. But you know what we're going to talk about today? The movies that we watch.
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Did you actually go to the movie theater? Just watch Five Nights at Freddy's? Okay, so here's the thing. I wanted to. I wanted to. I wanted to so bad. It was me and my friend. This is one of the bonding things that we have together is Five Nights at Freddy's. Oh, sorry. And it just didn't work out. I was sick with COVID. She had shit going on. So we finally got to meet and we watched it together.
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Was that your alligator or romaine roller gator? Oh no, she, she liked it. She really
In-depth review: Five Nights at Freddy's movie
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liked it. My roller gator, God, what would that be? That was the Santa Jaws, maybe Santa Jaws. Oh, did they have to watch it or just mention it? Cause otherwise it's Velocia priests. Velocia pastor was the one that, um, I got ghosted on. Yeah. Probably, probably so because like, that's a solid movie. That is a good movie.
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That maybe, maybe, although I was thinking about you last or this week, I was talking to someone who wants to make a movie and they're asking what was, they're asking for some kind of camera direction they could put on the screenplay. They're like, okay, I want the camera to come up through the ground. I'm like, what do you mean through the ground? Like the ground's like, you can see through it. Like, no, no, no, it's gonna go through the ground. Like a mole coming up the ground, I don't know.
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I want to come up from here and all the way up like, Oh, you want a boxy, sexy angle. Yes. Okay. I got this now. Hold on. I was on hoopla today. I was on hoopla and I was like getting, you know, books that I want to read, which I'll probably never read. But one of them was, um, like,
00:12:09
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a 200 page book about opening shots in movies. And yeah, absolutely was like, I know the one opening shot that I really like. Oh yeah, I know. It is a cool, although I did fall asleep through that shot multiple times at a point where I didn't even know it existed until you brought it to my attention. It's, it's a great shot. Like I just, you know, I saw it and I, which one was that for? It was that for, that was for ticked off teas, right? Yeah.
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Oh, that was a great shot. The rest of the movie was OK. Anyway, we should probably talk about these movies. It was decent, though. Yeah, no, it was all right. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I think that's all we can say about that one. All right. So first off, because the laziness, whatever. So I'm going to go first. Five Nights at Freddy's. And I'm going to say exactly what I just said just now, which it's not as bad as.
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You didn't just say that now. I didn't say that. That I didn't say. I should cut this. Go ahead. Okay. Ready? Yeah. I don't believe you. I know. I'm not going to do anything. So what I said before. You said baby Yoda before? Good for you. You're such a dick. It's not as bad as I thought it was. Grandma's cookies. Damn right.
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It was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Really? I thought it was going to be basically Spirit Halloween, the movie, and it was not Spirit Halloween, the movie. It actually. Yeah, I watched that movie. Well, it's actually a fucking movie. Yes. I thought it was making fun of the Spirit Halloween stores. No, there is a Spirit Halloween. The movie is actual Spirit Halloween movie. Yes. It has Christopher Lloyd in it with Chris.
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Yeah, Chrissy Lloyd. Wow. But actually the cast of this is pretty good too. But it's not, what's his face? He's doing all those stories. He is doing the, I don't know why I was going to say Neil Diamond. It's not Neil Diamond. It's not Nick Cage though. It's not Nick Cage, but you know what? It was better than Willy's Wonderland, I will say that. Was it? Because Willy's Wonderland is basically Five Night at Freddy's. It is, but it isn't.
00:14:34
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And this was much better. This was actually much better. Um, it did have more puppetry by Tim Henson's team. Not Tim Henson, but that was in the credits. Um, it did have puppetry with it. Puppetry. Yeah. I like puppetry. Yeah. And I mean, it did have CGI when the puppets were puppeting, you know?
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Um, but it was good to see some physical things and physical creatures, unlike Willy's Wonderland, which it was all completely CGI and really bad CGI too. Even Nick Cage was CGI in that one. It was. He was. It was really weird. You don't have better TV shows than I do then. I can't tell difference anymore. In this movie, the main characters actually spoke on like Willy's Wonderland. Um, uh, but it stars, um, Josh Hutcherson.
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And he was in a budget stuff. He was in bridge terra bea journey to the center of the earth. Um, wow. He's putting a shit so far. Any, any movie that anyone else watched ever the hunger games, which one, all of them, he was PETA, the bread. Anyway, um, red and the hunger games. What the fuck kind of role is that also, um, at a Royal, the original yo, yo,
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Uh, anyway, also, um, Matthew Lillard, isn't it? Which is great. Don't do some blue that no one knows. You know, roommates locker person. You gotta look up to it. Also Matthew Lillard. Also, Matthew Lillard. Oh, watch it now. Yeah.
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does great and Mary Stewart mad Masterson. Oh shit. What the fuck? You really went backwards. Exactly. You, you lead up with the little ones and then you go up to the bit anyway. So are they voices or the actual actual people? Yep. It is live action.
00:16:37
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Is Matthew Lier doing Shaggy? That'd be cool. He's not, but he does have a really fun character. It's a very eccentric character. So is it, is it more a section than this? He walks on the stage. That's not, that's not what happens when he comes on the TV show.
00:17:08
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No. Is that the secret level of Friday Night at Freddy's? Yes, it is. It's an Easter egg. It's an Easter egg. Yes. It absolutely is. The Gypsy in Vegas. I guess that no longer exists. No. Where's my two toots? Um, it's a Blumhouse production. So you'll like that. Um, it made back, it was kind of panned by critics, but I can understand why, but I don't feel like it was,
00:17:37
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Like I said, I don't feel it was the slender man or the spirit Halloween of movies. It actually has a pretty compelling story about a brother who had his other brother abducted when they were younger. And he's taking care of his younger sister after their parents had passed. So this is Black History Month. So that's why you're saying we're doing it from February 29th, which is the last day of Black History Month in the leap year. So you're doing a brother being separated by another brother?
00:18:08
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That was a really long leap. Did one of those brothers go undercover? No, that's a really long... I've seen Undercover Brother. Yeah, that's a really long leap. I've seen Undercover Brother. It is good. Such a long leap. It's a year. Basically, it's about... Well, it's leap day, so I mean, you're entitled to it. Basically, it's about that. He takes a shitty job at Freddy Fazbear's, which has been dilapidated.
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no longer in use. It's creepy. And he basically takes the job just to get to make ends meet and keep his sister because... Which ends? Which ends have to meet? You know. This end and that end? Yeah, the good ones. They meet in the middle. That was the last fucking episode. All those ends met. Okay.
00:19:01
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Probably not going to listen, including like his name and, uh, what's the kid's name in walking dead? The one that mercilessly gets fucking killed. There's so many of them, bud. Anyway, Carl, like thanks his mom in that movie.
00:19:22
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That's how weird that will be. Okay. Anyway, we're talking about this episode and then this episode, it was a commercial hit and it became Blumhouse's highest grossing film. Oh, ever. So far. Including the Halloween bullshit. That tells you how much I like those, I guess. Supposedly. And again, I'm saying this from Wikipedia, so. Oh no. Let's see how much it made. Does it say how much it made?
00:19:48
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Yeah, it says basically 296 million. I can't believe that's the biggest hit for... Supposedly.
00:20:01
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Wow. Sorry to hear because I, here's the thing. Here's the thing too. They made it PG 13 so that kids could see it. And here's what really surprised me because usually when it's a PG 13, the fangs are taken off, you know, no blood, you know, no real bite to it. And this actually good deaths, surprisingly good for PG 13.
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A lot of them that was like, Oh God, like you didn't see a lot of blood, but you, you saw the carnage of it. So I was actually very surprised. Nothing about Matthew literal at shlong. I can't do that. No, no, there was, there was no shlong to be seen. This is the PG 13. Yeah, because of the PG 13. If, if it were rated R it definitely would have been in.
00:20:55
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If rated R, he's going to be smacking Scooby-Doo across the face with it. I can't wait to see him attack. He's going to take the shit out of me for that. Well, I said Matthew Littler would slap the face of Scooby-Doo with his cock and call it a Scooby snack. You know, honestly, you'd probably have been hit for a lot less. So.
00:21:21
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I probably I know. It's true enough. True enough. OK, so I'm I saw it and I was like, fuck, this is Willy's Wonderland. And then I'm like, fuck this shit. I didn't see who was in it, obviously. No, this is what Willy's Wonderland should have been. I'm pretty sure that's what the directors of Willy's Wonderland wanted to do. Well, and the good thing about this, too, is that not only the the director
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had a writing credit, but also the guy who made it. Um, and I forget his name. So, okay. If I did not play the game, I Scott, Catherine, if you, if you had not played the game, you would, you would be like, Oh, this is interesting. Um, but the great thing is there are little,
00:22:13
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nuances and Easter eggs that if you have watched it, you'll get it. Okay. If you haven't watched it, you'll still have a fun time. You're just not going to get all of the story. So it's kind of like watching Mandalorian season two with some of the storm supers can't shoot for shit Easter egg like, Oh, I get it. They just feels like can't fucking shoot this tin can because they're storm troopers. Watch it without knowing their history of horrific missing.
00:22:40
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Correct. Something like that. It'll be better if you figure like, Oh shit. Like, Oh. If you're a long time fan, you'll be like, Oh, but if you're not, it's not going to make it or break it for you. It just makes it better if you are a fan. Okay. Cause I, I think I played it only that one time with you. Yeah. Yeah. I've, I've, I'll be honest. I've watched Markiplier play like
00:23:03
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A million gazillion times. A million gazillion times. Seems a lot of fun, okay? It's puppets and it is non-puppets. Yeah, it's puppets, and yep, and it's CGI, and it's surprisingly good horror gore, surprisingly good deaths. Which is something you wanted, because last episode, you were like, oh, I want a gore whore porn.
00:23:28
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And walking dead was just, I can't talk too much about last episode because mom's going to listen to this one. So I can't trust me. I believe that's the intro was, uh, hi mom. That was the intro to the last one. No, it really was. No, maybe hi to your mom. No, cause I didn't say bye to her. I ain't got no.
00:23:55
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Okay, so I'm going to say my Cthulhu's. Yes. Get yours. What's the soundtrack like? What's this? Honestly, it kind of faded in the background, so I didn't really jive with it as much. But I will say the main character, they did great job with makeup because he always looks like shit. He always looks like he was struggling and that was good. The acting was really good.
00:24:20
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The creepiness was nice. It took the story kind of in a few different directions that I thought it was going to. There were a few things that you're like, yeah, I know that something's going to happen with this and there's going to be a plot twist. But even at the end of the day, I feel like that was more for the younger audience.
00:24:39
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There was, there was something for a little bit for everybody of horror fans. I can dig that horror. And I, I love Bum House because their production value is usually stellar. Oh, it's very good. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. Good to see him. So what were you giving it? Cthulhu wise. Cthulhu wise, I'm going to give it a 3.75. 375. That's not bad. Yeah. I'm going to round it out. I don't think it was like, I'll probably watch it again. I don't know if I'm going to buy it.
00:25:06
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but I'll at least watch it again. I think it's one of those where it's like some Halloween and I'm like, hmm, what am I going to watch? You know, I'm going to watch Freddy's because it's fun. I'm going to watch Halloween. Fuck that shit. I'm going to watch something else. Blumhouse, which is right. Yeah. Oh no, not that Freddy. FNAF. FNAF. FNAF. The Fast and Furious of the fucking Blumhouse movies.
00:25:29
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Not bad. I can, I'll follow this. I'll follow this. I'm following this of a movie from the last driving of Joe Bob Briggs. They did this for Valentine's day and it is freeway.
Introduction to Freeway movie
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I have to say it's a 1996 version because there's a ton of movies called freeway apparently. And this is the one that stars Reese Witherspoon and
00:25:56
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I almost said Keanu Reeves, but that will be incorrect. Keith or Sutherland, I'm looking right at the fucking poster. I still said almost Keanu Reeves. I know they look so similar. Yeah. Yeah. It's like twins. And this is the one that allegedly according to Joe Bob Briggs, Reese will this boon would not talk about, does not put it on IMDb, not put it on a CV. I mean, a lot of actors have that one, you know? But that one,
00:26:26
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Okay. Does that one co-star of Keith or fucking someone though? You know, again, Jennifer Anderson and what's his face have leprechaun.
00:26:39
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Matthew McConaughey cause leper fucking con man. And this is when Jennifer Anderson was just starting to be and Matthew McConaughey was still doing the fucking like textiles, chainsaws, massacre shit. Yeah. Oh, they're still starting out. This is Keith or someone as Keith or someone still Reese Willis. But yeah, this is like a kind of starting out. I get that. Well, she would have been. I wonder what was what the movie was that she did beforehand. Well, I'm going to do an IMDB scroll.
00:27:10
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I was looking up Keith or if I was wondering how big he was before. So it was 1996. I said, yeah. Yeah. God damn reasonable. This has been a lot of fucking movies. Well, okay. What's it? Okay. Here's, here's a question. She really does cut it out. What do you mean? She puts legally blonde too. I don't know why her IMDB is cut. It goes 2003.
00:27:39
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2003 was the earliest I can go back in IMDB. And that was weird because that's honest to God. Oh, that's producer credits. God damn it. Where's ATHIN credits? Like, oh my God, so weird. Like what the fuck? I guess she wants to be a producer now because she put in producer credits before the ATHIN credits. OK, 1996 Freeways on the SWF. Sisters with Voices?
00:28:02
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No, SWV. Single white female. Fuck. Single female white. No, fuck. I don't know what SW is. Return to Molesome Dove. A little bit of that visual. Okay, so a lot of little bits. Man in the Moon. Was that the Andy Kaufman? Oh, is that the Andy Kaufman? No. Elvis, South. No, not at all. Okay. All right, so she hadn't made it big yet.
00:28:27
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Not yet, she does fear right after that Twilight, not the one you're thinking of. Pleasantville comes after it, Cruel Intentions come to 98 and 99, I mean. Okay, so just before. Yeah, we're talking about Legally Blonde 2001, which opened three years of big dumb, right? She was pretty big and pleasant, but anyway. Right, so she's not as big as she would be, right?
00:28:56
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But Keith or Sutherland in 1998, I said, yeah, look, he has his acting credentials first. Look at that shit. Producer a second. Why? Because he's a fucking actor. Well, she wants to be a producer. I want to be a fucking Laker, but it's not going to work. Well, obviously she's doing it. She's got producing titles. Uh, 96. That's it. 96 or 98.
00:29:22
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Ninety ninety six. So he is done before that. The three musketeers. Oh, a few good men. So he was flatliners, young guns. He was pretty fucking dick heavy then. OK, but here's the thing is with the 90s, they have this fun little like genre of like sexy murder, like femme fatale.
00:29:53
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you know, like sting going on. Like there was like that huge fat that happened. Like it was super sexy, but also super like dangerous. Was it those kinds of movies? Was that kind of movie? She drops the Edward a couple of times. Is that what we're talking about? That's not what I asked. That is not what I asked. The Edward is not sexy. I'm sorry. Not sorry, but no. So no, cause no, it could be sexy.
00:30:23
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No, I said that. Nevermind. Oh, see, that's a Sasha. Anyway, so what is this movie about? I'm going to read this from IMDB because I watched this at Joe Bob Briggs thing.
00:30:39
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A twisted take on the little red wedding hood, a teenage juvenile delinquent on the run from a social worker traveling to her grandmother's house and being hounded by a charming but sadistic serial killer in pedophile. I didn't know it was a pedophile. Who knew? I thought she was of age. But you, you, oh, fucking, uh, what's your faces in it? Brooke Shields. Oh, okay. You didn't realize that when you were watching it? No, I think it's Brooke Shields, but I don't see Brooke Shields on the,
00:31:08
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Oh, maybe it's not Brooke Shields. Looks just like Brooke Shields. Well, maybe it's an impersonator. I don't think so. I think Brooke Shields just completely scrubbed it from this. I could be wrong. It looks like her. But here's the thing. Dig, right? Keith is playing the pedophile, allegedly.
00:31:32
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because I don't see him on charge for anything. He's playing the serial killer type. And the little red, I think he's gonna be convicted. And then Reese is playing this little runaway. And so she's the victim for the first act. Maybe she was, we think it was like, okay, he's picking her up. It's gonna be this thing. He's gonna fucking rape and kill her, whatever.
00:32:01
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And for the first act, maybe even act two halfway through, you really think that he's going to fucking do a bunch of horrible shit to her. It's got the scary music. It's got the foreboding. And it's just those two talking in a fucking car. Oh my gosh. For most of the fucking like first and part of the second act. Okay.
00:32:27
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And they carry the fucking film, you know why? Why?
Freeway plot twist discussion
00:32:30
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They're fucking Keith or Southern Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You carry that shit. Yeah. But you do all this and then she pulls out a fucking gun and blows his brains out. Spoiler.
00:32:41
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Yeah, well, it's from 96. By the way, wild chips will make you shit your pants. Don't eat Olestra. The mouse was spoiling things from the 90s. We're spoiling more shit from the 90s. Yeah, we can keep going. GoBots! We're basically Transformers for poor people. Honestly, this should be the show. Because I'm entertained with this. One day it will be.
00:33:07
Speaker
One day we'll be young man. We'll be just doing this shit back and forth. Okay. So was she the killer the whole time? No, he was a fucking Dom or looking motherfucker, but she was batshit fucking crazy ever seeing that gone girl. Wow. Fuck. What was that one? Sounds like hard. Oh, though it could be hard candy ask, but I'm thinking more crazy because hard candy. She actually was more thought through.
00:33:37
Speaker
Like she wasn't crazy. She was just a motherfucking. She was, she was like in a way manipulative. Oh, manipulative. Okay. But not bad, crazy. No, no, no. Like she is legal, Niesling and taken, right? She's like, I was getting into the skills, her vagina. Elliot Page did a great job. Was that Elliot Page or there? Yeah, that's Elliot Page in hard candy. It's been so long. I fucking forgot who was in the movie. Yeah.
00:34:06
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Cool. It was like one of the first ones he did, I think. Anyway. Was that Juno too? Yeah. He, that was before Juno. Before Juno was before Juno. Yeah. We're still talking about hard candy where the, the person, the pedophile gets the case. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like looking at the pictures and she's like, you are a sick son of a bitch. And then she pretends like she's going to castrate him and then she doesn't, which she should have, but that's okay.
00:34:35
Speaker
I haven't seen a movie a long time. Oh, yeah. It's I mean, it's been years since I've seen it. But right. So but no, because that is someone that's Dexter. That is thought out. Right. Right. Right. OK. OK. So that's a Dexter type. This is girl interrupted. This is girl interrupted. And Julie and Julie, no matter how much you think the person has a thought on her head. And at the end of the day, they're batshit crazy. OK, so to still talk.
00:35:02
Speaker
But they're batshit crazy. No, no, no, no, no. Mom always told me. Very wise advice. If it's green, don't eat it. No, you don't stick your dick in crazy. Oh, well, shit. That's what hand sanitizer for. No, it just doesn't work out. It doesn't work out. Hey, who's got the 30 years experience of failed relationships? Me or you? Man, I only had 20, so I guess you. Damn right.
00:35:29
Speaker
So it's okay to stick your dick in crazy. Just know it bites back. Ooh. I think that's my new movie. I think that's a new catchphrase for a t-shirt. We're going to write a bunch of porno, by the way. I listened to that episode. I'm like, fuck, we're going to do all these porns. I could still. I could. I'm still young.
00:35:49
Speaker
Rat Erotica. I'm sensing a fucking theme with you. Honestly, and we're going to talk about, I think this a little bit later, but there should be like an anthology. I'd write for that. Rat Erotica? About horror erotica. Erotica. Yeah. Yeah. Might as well. I'm kind of burned on anthologies. I keep getting emails from people saying, where's this book? I'm like, fuck, check your goddamn email. I sent it out the first time three years ago. I don't know what to say.
00:36:20
Speaker
Oh, I'm not good at PR. Yeah, it is what it is. It is what it is. Yeah. So you have this. She's batshit crazy. She's a juvie. And it's like a legal battle where he's actually taken their hers. It's like you just fucking start my life. Wow. That's OK. That's a twist. Yeah. Yeah. Written, directed by Matthew Bright.
00:36:48
Speaker
So that's interesting. It is still the femme fatale, though. It believes so. I believe so. It's still like that narrative of like, don't be a fucking creep or else you're going to get your nuts chopped off or you're going to get blown off in the head. And I and by the way, yeah, it is Brooke Shields. Is it? Yeah, I had Britney Murphy's in it, by the way.
00:37:18
Speaker
These are pretty Murphy's playing the same fucking character. She played in girl interrupted. Yeah Makes me kind of wonder if it was actually a character at this point She's dead, right? Yeah, rest in peace. Yeah, she was not Not good, but she was a terrific actress as well. Yes No now
00:37:48
Speaker
I would say I don't think there's CGI in this. It's just a bunch. I doubt it. It's the 90s. How is the music? Nirvana. OK, I'm kidding. I just had his head blown off. Oh, I lost three callers. Oh, no. I shouldn't make jokes about that because no, you shouldn't. Yeah. So did he live in the movie? Yeah.
00:38:18
Speaker
Like he survived like he's fucking goes out there illegally because he survived and becomes a victim What a freakin twist. That's an interesting movie It's Beyond fucking cool man. That is a very fascinating movie and it's a short one, too I watched it on the last drive. This wasn't exactly short short like they're gonna perk you on half hours. It's only an hour 42 That's actually really short
00:38:46
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Cause it sounds like a drama slash horror, you know, thriller or, or, or, or, or thriller. You have no idea who produced this. Uh, no idea. Um, okay. 90s. I think who would produce a movie like this.
00:39:07
Speaker
Trying to think. Oh, Daddy Elfman does the music, of course, because it's the night. Oh, wow. Neat. Yeah. God, who who is popular in the 90s? It's not it's not the person who did. What is it? I can't. I'll just say sting. Why not? Oh, no, no. Think JFK. Think the doors. Think platoon.
00:39:35
Speaker
Oh, I haven't seen these movies. Oliver Stone. You should see Platoon. No, it's in it. Keep fucking David's in Platoon. I saw the other one. I saw the other one. Born in Fortunately. No, the one where they find Marlon Brando in a cave. Oh, Apocalypse Now. Yeah, I saw that one. I'm showing the people in there.
00:39:57
Speaker
National born killers. Oh, fucking. He did do one for your life. Yeah. He doesn't really put this down that much. If you look like what Oliver Stone has done for production lately, it's kind of like talk radio, Wall Street, platoon, Salvador, born from July, the doors, JFK, natural born killers. Nixon skips right the fuck over freeway for some reason.
00:40:25
Speaker
I think I've seen one of those. Really? Yeah. I guess I'm going to have to watch more of his movies. Wall Street? Yeah, no, you need to watch more. Apparently. The more adult, there are more adult movies. You know, and that's probably the case. Here I am watching my roller gators. Although you know what? FNAF's. For our next
00:40:51
Speaker
Okay. So I was dating someone and I was talking about the roller getter thing. I'm like, no, what is it? I'm like, oh, it's like cruel shoes and Steve Martin bit right now. I'm like, no, no, you don't really want to know what roller getters. No, no, no. Tell me like, no, seriously. I insist. I'm like, okay, fine. I didn't even put on the fucking movie. I just told her what the movie was. Yeah. Last time I saw her.
00:41:17
Speaker
Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. That's how bad the curse has gotten. I have a date coming up. Should I? Yes. Did I not? Fucker. Yes. You owe me like 12. Yeah. I like this one though.
00:41:34
Speaker
I like some of them too. No, I didn't say like all of them. I like the majority of them. At one point it was just like a scientific study. Like, Hey man, I need to dump this motherfucker. How do I dump a girl girl? Okay. I tell you, it's a litmus test. It's, it's interesting. That's very fascinating. Fucking is man. But next time for a third movie. Yes. We're wrapping this one down. Yeah. Natural born killers.
00:42:02
Speaker
Okay, that was the one that I have seen, but it's been since I was a teenager. So let's say three years. Three years ago. But yeah, no, okay. We can watch Natural Born Killers. Quentin Tarantino, Oliver Stone, Woody Harrison, and Juliette Lewis, and Tom Sizemore. I do remember Woody Harrison in it. But okay, next time that will be our shared maybe.
Future movie plans
00:42:32
Speaker
And Rodney Dangerfield's it is? Motherfucker. Really? Yeah. And Russell Means? Russell Means is in this fucking movie. Rodney? Robert Donny Jr.? How the fuck do you know? Jesus Christ. Remember any of this? I remember nothing of this. It's going to be a fun watch. It even had clerics in it.
00:42:52
Speaker
Oh, fuck me. This is going to be like down memory lane for you. Yeah. Let's okay. For next time we'll watch this with the third movie instead of, I'm so sorry. I honestly, God did for those who don't know, Brannock and I usually do a third thing. If there's no, Oh, by the way, uh, what's my rating? Like, Oh yeah. Oh, I was also going to ask you, um,
00:43:14
Speaker
a question that I've forgotten right now. So there we go. The movie is good. The acting is phenomenal. It is well paid. I know what I was going to ask you. Okay. So obviously this did not do very well. Um, if it's on the last drive-in. No, last drive-in is kind of like a lot of really good did well. Movie is just the right like sledgehammer or day of the dead night living dead and
00:43:40
Speaker
Well, I've never seen it. Reese Witherspoon wants to block it. It won six awards. It won six awards, really? From what, Razzies? It was nominee from the grand jury prize for Sundance.
00:43:58
Speaker
And it won the Punch in the International Fantastic Film Festival. It won Miss Sex, it's won Cognac Festival, and Sidges, I can't actually say. Okay, okay. Caltonian Film Festival. Okay, weird, okay. I was gonna say, since it did poorly, what you thought was the case, if anything was out of place,
00:44:26
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the acting, but like you're telling me Danny Elfman did the music and, you know, it sounds great. That's a three mil budget. Okay. Yeah, but that's not even really a big budget, but they were just, I mean, locations, if they're just sitting in the car, that's, there you go. Okay. So what, what is your Cthulhu rating? My Cthulhu rating is a four.
00:44:56
Speaker
Because based upon acting and balls and acting balls and Brittany Murphy and Brooke shields and Keith or Sutherland's and wither spoons. You can't get these people for $4 million, especially Brittany Murphy. You can't get these people for four mil or three mil total anymore. Fuck. Not even singularly three mil. No.
00:45:20
Speaker
So I dig this. I like it. It's a good spin. It's good twist. I thank Joe Bob Briggs for bringing it out because shit only made $295,000. Oh no. But it's got 76% of Rotten Tomatoes, which means absolute jack shit. So maybe it's, I mean, like a lot of those movies, I feel like from then it was ahead of its time.
00:45:44
Speaker
or below its time or something with his time. It's just, it's not bad. Like if you watch it at your home, it'd be cool. If you watch it in the fucking theater after seeing- On a date night. Yeah, like, oh, I can't wait to watch this pedophile. Also, Reese roses was in it. Great. Great. Can't wait. Can't wait. And this ties back. One of the first dates that my parents had was to go see
00:46:15
Speaker
Um, all the president's men. Nice. And my mom was like, that was probably the worst date. Really? Mom. Yeah. Wait, it's no roller gator of their time. I think we got a new winner. I think you and your mom, even watch fucking roller gator. I don't think I will do that and say this is the date movie.
00:46:39
Speaker
She's a good, she's a good woman. Jim, I'm not going to do that to her. I don't want to traumatize her. Okay. So you gave it a four. I gave mine a 3.75. Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad. But we were supposed to do a third thing. I do apologize. It was the paranormal with
00:47:06
Speaker
Yeah, it's on Tubi. It's paranormal celebrity ghosts or something like that. It sounded so fun. It's on TubiUS. We found that out the hard way. Yeah. Say la vie. Fast-forwarding through it all and making the subtitles. I think you would have enjoyed it. I did watch it and it has Joan Rivers and she was a really fun storyteller.
00:47:34
Speaker
That's the thing, dude. When you said it was like, here it is. You show me the link and it gives you a little preview when it pops up in my my phone. It's like Carrie Fisher and Joan Rivers. Like, are they the celebrities being contacted in this? Are they haunting people or they had to. Oh, it's even worse because that one also had John Candy and John Belushi. No, the old John Carradine. John Carradine. Jesus. Yeah.
00:48:04
Speaker
Well, at least it got the hang around a bit. Uh, kazoo, boop, boop, boop. I'm actually looking for my drum. Nope. Well, that works too. That's the one I wanted. There you go. You found it. Congratulations. I found it, you damn right. You found it. Damn right you do, allegedly.
00:48:28
Speaker
Anyway, so that's the show, everyone. Wait, no, plugs. Oh, there's more plugs. Okay. What do you want to plug? What do you want to plug? Jesus. Do you want to plug Jesus? Nice. I don't want to plug Jesus. Buddy Jesus. Buddy Christ. Buddy Christ. Um, no, I'm actually going to plug because we're talking about Five Nights at Freddy's. It was a video game. And I found this, um, charity that I thought was so cool. Tonight I went and donated to it because it is very cool.
00:48:59
Speaker
It is childsplacharity.org. So if you go to childsplacharity.org, basically it is a company that makes sure that, let me just say the about page because they're going to say it better than I am. Childsplacharity is rooted in the healing power of play.
00:49:24
Speaker
Endowed by the gaming community, Child's Play is devoted to improving the lives of children and teens in children's hospitals. And it was basically created by the people of Penny Arcade. No, but- Holy shit, baby Yoda created it? You can start with this. By the people of Penny Arcade, the comics.
Child's Play charity and closing remarks
00:49:44
Speaker
And they wanted to- Those guys? Penny Arcade. The old web comic ones?
00:49:51
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Um, and they wanted to change the negative perception of gaming and gamers and media. So they started doing this thing. And basically it shows, um, if you go to their website, child's play charity.org, if you go there, you can look in your area. If any of the hospitals, the children's hospitals in your area are part of this, if they are, you can go to your wish list and buy games that go directly to the hospitals. Hmm.
00:50:20
Speaker
And so it reminds me of the Dave Chappelle bit where he beats the cancer kid. Uh, you know, withhold it maybe.
00:50:28
Speaker
withhold it because these are kids with serious illnesses. Yeah. Well, cancer is a serious illness. It is. And you can help make a kid's life a little bit better. Can I play against them? No. I thought the point was to make them play together. Like I want to play against them. No, no, no. If they're like, say getting their chemo or they're doing this or they're doing that, they can play video games in the meantime. Right.
00:50:54
Speaker
Oh, talking about like solo video games. Yes. Oh shit. I thought like Warcraft or something. No. And also it depends on the hospital, but mine also had like, um, you know, little games for little toddlers and things like that. And like.
00:51:12
Speaker
FIFA and this and that. Well, shit, I should have. You know what? I wish I would have known I would have donated my game. The original title was you're fucked. I just I don't think we changed the way it was. Although the original title would be kind of like maybe spot on. I know you get I got this game. It's called Trick or Treat. It's a Halloween from Trick or Treat Studios.
00:51:39
Speaker
By the way, great, great game. What'd you get, Jimmy? You're fucked. Oh, that's a good game, too. No, no, I think that's a fortune cookie. That's a fortune cookie. So bad. I know. I know. But I dig it. It's a good charity. You should go to that charity and do it. You can also send them, like, your gaming equipment, like hardware and software and things like that. You want me to send them my toys?
00:52:06
Speaker
Where is that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to see it on screen. I'm going to, yeah, I remember that. No, thank you. No, thank you. It had multiple speeds. Oh, and they also charity streaming as well. So get some kids out and start streaming that shit, man. Yeah. So it's, it, I liked it up to on the charity, like,
00:52:35
Speaker
Is this a real charity or is this not? And it has a 90%. Nice. So that's, that's, that's really good. That's really high. I dig that. I dig it. What's it called again? It is called child's play charity, child's yep.org and child's plural.
00:52:55
Speaker
plural play charity, like child's play the movie, but not it's the charity or a TV show. So they took you there. Yeah. Yeah. They put them inside the soul box. Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. My plug of course is going to be go buy a surviving Gen X so I can keep it forward in the ship. All right. That's a show. Once again, welcome to 2024 and our season three of stream and demons.
00:53:25
Speaker
Until next time, my name is Jim Phoenix. That's box. J.M. Brannock jam, bro. Subscribe, pass us on to your fucking friends and whatnot. And until then. I think it's funny because I don't see the your audio going if it's just complete dead sound.
00:53:54
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no. It's gonna be... It's off. Oh, it's gonna be there? It's gonna be there? Oh, okay. It's in the soundboard. Oh, okay. I was worried for a second. Oh. Never be worried about this. Can't believe... I think it's a good 10 episode for Pain, too. Mmm. Season 1 looks phenomenal. The scripts do. I don't know if that works out. Is there ever a good episode for Pain? No. Oh, my God. The first one, it does it a lot in your mind.
00:54:32
Speaker
You hear a cat I don't think so bye everyone