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The demons have a special Guest with HauntedMTL’s CourtCourt! We dive into Talk to Me, Robocop, and Shelter tv show! All this plus Liquid IV, American Pie, and TARA REID! SPONSORS: LiquidIV Get 20% off when you grab your Liquid I.V. Hydration Multiplier Sugar-Free or any other variant at LiquidIV.com and use code Haunted100 at checkout. That’s 20% off ANYTHING you order when you shop better hydration today using promo code Haunted100 at LiquidIV.com!
Transcript
Meet the Hosts
00:00:02
Speaker
Good morning, everyone. Hey, everyone. Jim Phoenix here, and boy am I so dehydrated. I don't know about Muppet. I sound like a Muppet. You did sound like a Muppet. We didn't even start the show yet. So in this show.
Upcoming Movie Discussions
00:00:16
Speaker
You know what cures Muppetsy? I better be liquid IV. It is. In this show, we've got Muppets. No, we've got Robo Cops, Talk To Me, and Shelter, Elter, Elter, all this and more. On an extreme in demons.
00:00:32
Speaker
Hit my musics. My musics. And my line is all workplace. I told you that. I think it just like it really loud. See my lines pretty small now. Yeah. It's very small now.
Listener Appreciation and Missing Guest
00:01:04
Speaker
Hey, hey, we're back. All right. So, hey, you know what? If you are still with us for after like the 12 hour con thing we did, you're welcome. Thank you. That was us too. We had fun day and we did. We do have some fun and today is going to be more exact. It's going to be more pew, pew, pew, pew, because we got a special guest and special guest is who cares? Hey, no one came.
00:01:31
Speaker
That's rough. Especially us. We've got court court or as pain would say, court squared. Yes. The most adorable person on our website. Court court. Me Jimbo. Oh wait, that's gotta be me, right? The most adorable. I am pretty adorable. It's just me and that one there dude. What's his name? There you go.
00:01:56
Speaker
Clicking on things is hard.
Guest Introduction: Cort
00:01:58
Speaker
Court court, you came on the right time, time, because we're going to do a bit of movie reviews. And if you're brand new, court court is actually a veteran of, I can't say that. You cannot say veteran ever. Whatever. Our one who can say one.
00:02:14
Speaker
I'm neither, neither. So they did Bully. It's a 12 hour episode of Bully on like whatever podcast that no longer exists. Thank God. It was Hi, R, K, yes. Kort Kort and me and one other person. One other person by legal reasons we can't name. We all had a great 12 hours of time. Yes. We bonded.
00:02:44
Speaker
He feels like antichrist was bully. It was bully. It was bully. Yeah Oh There yeah, but It wasn't it wasn't far spontre. No somebody different. It's a different guy. Yeah anyway Different time but we're not going to do bully
00:03:10
Speaker
We should do bully at some point. I was going to say surprise court court. It's actually a reunion. This is your 12th reunion. The other toss spots, like everyone will be fired. I call it toss spots. If everyone want to know what's on a website, what a toss spot is, that's what it is. And yeah, no, we're not doing that today. Oh man, I'm tired.
00:03:36
Speaker
You are. Yeah, I'm exhausted.
Sponsorship Talk: Liquid IV
00:03:38
Speaker
I am so I've been. Are you thirsty too? I am pretty thirsty right now. Thirsty Thursday. Yeah. The day is Thursday when we take this right. And sometimes I am honestly out of electrolytes and that's probably I'm kind of dragging some butt. You know, the good going really good right now.
00:03:58
Speaker
some liquid IV. That's right. You know what? They are. They're a sponsor. And by sponsor, I mean, if people buy stuff, we get money. It's not like the old days when you get like sponsors and they actually pay for your show. No, no, no. This is more of a ad space that only gets paid. Oh my God. How is ad advertising going like this? You see the pay for ads, right? Now it's like you want to pay for shit if people buy shit like, Oh man, I wish I could get that deal of Amazon.
00:04:24
Speaker
So I'm run down, I can do some snazzleberry. I like snazzleberries
Movie Review: 'Talk To Me'
00:04:29
Speaker
of flavor. They're going to drop us so fucking quick. OK, I like the fruit punch, as I've said before. Snazzleberry. I like. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God. Box. You won't believe this. They have ocean berry.
00:04:43
Speaker
We have Ocean Berry, but we also have Tara Reid. Oh my god. No, we don't. We don't have Tara Reid. It's always a big fight. We have J.M. Brannock, Jim Phoenix, and Court Court.
00:04:58
Speaker
Everyone I just want to call and I was hearing you talking about liquid IV and for American pie. I don't think this is them, but come on. No. For American pie, we used to use liquid IV all the time. After the guy was fucking a pie on camera for like 12 hours straight, take after take, he would actually have to drink liquid IV. That's right. LiquidIV.com. Oh my God. Well, thank you, big foot or Tara Reed or something like that. That was big foot. I guess it's even the pros do it.
00:05:25
Speaker
one way or the other. So if you are also maybe fucking a pie over and over again. They're going to drop us so quick, Jim. Why you do these things? Because they owe me money.
00:05:40
Speaker
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00:06:03
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That's 25% off anything you order when you shop better hydration today using promo code HODDED100 at liquidiv.com. Six, 21, 12. So there you go. Thank you, Liquidiv, for sponsoring my saying that apparently if you drink Liquidiv, you can ejaculate into a pie. Well, I mean, you could regardless, but you'll be hydrated.
00:06:31
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Yeah, you care about hydration you drink that look at IV stuff and you can just like speak skeet skeet into a pie I'm so sorry So today we're doing talk to me Robocop and shelter and
00:06:56
Speaker
I think it was supposed to do darkness, but I hated the fucking thing so badly with doing something else. So I am very lazy, so we always let our special guests go first, just like when we're sipping liquidiv.com. That's liquid, no, okay. Court Court, what do you got? All right, so talk to me is a new movie. Yes, I am trying to. That's what, it's your turn to talk. I mean, I could talk to you, but it's weird. Oh my God. Court Court, she's, come on, she's so sweet. Let her just talk.
00:07:26
Speaker
Well, that's what the thing is. I talked to me. Okay. Okay. Court, court. Talk to us. Don't who's on first this. Don't who's on first this. Of course on first first. Yeah. She's going first. Go ahead. Corcorate. I hope so. I love liquid IV to keep us going forever. It's beautiful.
00:07:55
Speaker
So it's new. I've never heard of this movie, actually. It came out in 2022, but it's an Australian movie. So it was just released in the US last month. Good day. Yes. It's a supernatural horror film.
00:08:12
Speaker
And it was directed and written by two men named Danny and Michael Philippu. They're famous YouTubers in Australia. They do like a lot of stunts and stuff, so this is their first movie.
Analyzing Horror Tropes in 'Talk To Me'
00:08:23
Speaker
That's interesting. Yeah, but it's also an A24 film, so it got all the A24 hype.
00:08:31
Speaker
As one does. As one does. It's a, it's a film company. Yeah, you know, correct story and, um, Oh, Oh, yeah. It's not Blumhouse. I don't give a fuck. It's obviously more of a for Blumhouse.
00:08:52
Speaker
What is it about? So, all right, so it's about this girl named Mia. She's a 17 year old and she's been struggling with the two year anniversary of her mother's death. So to cope with the loss, she and her friend and her friend's brother go to a house party where the main event is holding hands with a severed embalmed hand. Damn, sorry.
00:09:20
Speaker
And then so they hold the hand and then they say talk to me and then they see like an apparition of like some dead person and then they let me in and then they let themselves get possessed by the person. Is this a popular game? Is this an Australian game? No, I don't know.
00:09:45
Speaker
I do it all the time. Really? Hands. How did they get the hands? We never explained it really. Oh, actually no, they did. A guy said that someone just gave it to him. That's one does. Honestly, for Australia, with all the creatures they have and all the diabolical stuff, that makes sense. Fair.
00:10:10
Speaker
Um, but yeah, so obviously shit hits the fan because, um, it's really difficult to, you know, when you get yourself possessed on purpose, stuff's going to go wrong. But, um, I really, what I really liked about the movie was that it, I thought it was, they use a lot of familiar horror tropes, you know, with like the, um, dead parent and grief and, um, she was alive when I paid.
00:10:38
Speaker
stop that. They said horotropes. My headphones cut out that one moment. I am so sorry. Makes sense the way you say it now. Sorry, go on. Yeah, they use a lot of good jump scares too, where it's like, it's, I don't know, it's different because it's, um,
00:11:04
Speaker
I don't know how I would describe it, where it's not just like, you know, it's not a blub house jump scare, let's say that. It's not perfect. Boom. Scary music, like, you know, where it's super predictable. So scary. But this one, it's a little less predictable. And I feel like it's a bit more impactful. It earns it. It earns it rather than it jumps it at you. Yes.
00:11:32
Speaker
Nothing gets blown past, though. They got some good stuff. Oh, they got, that's the juggernaut. They got good stuff. They got bad stuff. They've got the love boat. They got the other love boat. You know, it's kind of like Joanna Angel's point.
00:11:45
Speaker
It's like 824. Yeah. Um, but yeah, they're, the violence was, it was a pretty violent movie. It's very like, yeah, a lot of good for you for Gore. So you voted for Al Gore. That's what you're saying. You, you like a lot of Gore. You've always been, you've always been kind of like.
00:12:03
Speaker
into the goopy, gloppy mess because I remember when we were making our story that one time. The walls were bleeding and stuff, right? The walls were all goopy and stuff. Like fleshy and drippy and snoopy and what other dwarves were? Snoopy's a dwarf, yes. That's right. Snoopy and doobies? I think you need to lay down. I don't know.
00:12:28
Speaker
So were the effects practical or were they CGI or? They're practically CGI. A little bit of both. Yes, yeah. Interesting. Now, if they're a little bit of both and they're both YouTubers, do you think that YouTubers could have more tubers if they do both?
00:12:51
Speaker
Tubers meaning the actual root vegetable. There's a vegetable. So they're vegetable farmers? So you're saying two vegetable farmers came out and made a farm movie? You said they're tubers. Yeah, you tubers. You tubers. I don't tube. I mean, if you think about tubers, what do you think about someone tubing a rack?
00:13:17
Speaker
Claret, clarits, like carrot looking things. Is that a tuber? Carrots. Well, I don't know how they say it in Canada. Yeah. I think, I think this is a Canadian issue. Sweet potatoes, potatoes, tubers. I've never heard of that. Oh my God, you guys are young. I think it's an old person. It's uh, I believe carrots are tubers by the way. Oh, root vegetables.
00:13:46
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Roots and tubes. Geez. It's your A4 movie. Talk to me about the YouTubers. They go out in the ups and they tuber and the stuff like that. And they got like a horror thing. They hold someone's hands. I mean, no, no. So how was the ending? Was it like a predictable ending or did it kind of like make sense? Um,
00:14:13
Speaker
Don't spoil anything, but. I would say that there were, okay, I think like the ending, it was very satisfying. Okay. And it like just like really wrapped up the story in a good and terrifying way. Ooh. Yeah. There were parts of it that were pretty surprising. And then you could, and then yeah, like you're kind of just trying to understand it.
00:14:42
Speaker
No, enough about vegetables. It's Ginger. Ginger's there because that's the Uber. I love Ginger. Oh, thank you. Oh, I always think that's pointed at me. Sorry. So what do you think you would rate this movie then? Out of five. Five. Like our website. Oh, I was going to say like, um,
00:15:11
Speaker
I would say like a 4.5. Jesus. That's a good movie. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I think my main issues with it were mainly that it was a little too ambiguous at parts where I feel like the world building wasn't as like
00:15:34
Speaker
um clean like clear cut as it could have been like I feel like they could have put a little more time until like just maybe writing that but otherwise like it was a great movie and I think everyone should give it a shot you know where is it streaming um I thought of theaters oh it's it's in the cinemas you gotcha yeah I saw a preview for that that's what like this now is familiar probably illegally stream it so
00:16:00
Speaker
Well, I'm sure I'll come to a streaming site at some point. Some point. Some stream site will pick it up. Are not ours. It's not our sad. Well, he's a four point five. Yeah. I think it's great. I think it's good. The two brings good.
00:16:20
Speaker
needs more ginger, but that's okay. Following a 4.5. Forget that. What do you got from me? Puff box human. If that is your real name, cause you always buy some, like, ah, this is the movie I'm watching. It's like, I'm getting a net sack of 0.1 zero. So what's your movie? Heard of the bargain basement somewhere.
00:16:41
Speaker
Yeah, I did find this at the bargain basement of being one of the most terrific films ever that was about Detroit but not shot in Detroit. Well, that's how good Detroit films are. As I guess some of them are. There's actually a lot of Detroit horror. So, you know, we got it. We got the
00:17:02
Speaker
them on the pulse. I'm wearing a Kiss jersey. I don't wear a jersey from their famous NFL... Rock City. Yeah, exactly. So I watched Robocop because I was watching a documentary about it and I said, you know what, I got to stop watching this documentary so I can actually watch it and appreciate this.
Co-host's Take on RoboCop
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Speaker
And
00:17:31
Speaker
So Robocop is for those who live under a rock. Robocop is a story about a dystopian future of 1992. Dystopian? That was like a good history. I wish we got to Robocop levels in 92.
00:17:50
Speaker
Well, that's the thing. It was, it was made in, I think 86. So it was supposed to be a near future dystopian. No, I see you shaking your head. No, just now. Um, and basically it was about, Oh, you're going to get big foot on you. That was me completely young crying. Yeah. No, I know the big foot. They, they send out the baby cry. So you can go.
00:18:20
Speaker
Anyway, so RoboCop, it's about dystopian. Oh, it's about Baby Yoda? You got me hooked. So RoboCop and Baby Yoda square off against Darth Maul and Paul Blart.
00:18:35
Speaker
Do this. I'll see. I'll pay fucking money for that. Baby Yoda and Darth Maul teamed up against Paul Blart and whoever the fucking other guy said you would be there. I would be I'll be like, man, I should have wrote this fucking thing.
00:18:55
Speaker
Okay, so there's old Detroit, which is basically just run by criminals. And there's basically this new Detroit that they're trying to make. Um, and it's a corporation trying to make it. And they've also bought the police force. They bought the hospitals. It's a corporate America as much as, especially in 1980 style. This is fictitious, you say?
00:19:20
Speaker
Right. Exactly. Fingers on the nose. Basically, they have all these new cops having to come in to Detroit because they keep getting killed, especially by this one group. This new cop, it's his first day. He and his partner go and they actually find this one bad guy group.
00:19:47
Speaker
They don't just kill him. They slaughter him completely. And unfortunately, because of that, his injuries are way too much and he dies. Spoilers, dude. Hey, this is the beginning. This is the beginning.
00:20:05
Speaker
Oh, he dies in the beginning of the movie? Basically, yes. Because he is resurrected as Robocop. Jesus cop? Oh, no. Honestly, kind of in the documentary, they were talking about how the director saw him as Jesus. He's Jesus Christ of a gun.
00:20:22
Speaker
Basically, he revitalizes Robocop. He stops baddies, but then he starts to realize that he's more than just Robocop because his memories were wiped and he starts to remember who he was. It's this great thing of the villains are not just the villains, they're not just the criminals, but it's also corporate America that is also
00:20:52
Speaker
the criminal. So it's very interesting. I won't spoil it too much, but I would suggest people go and see it, especially if you like big explosions, bloody, lots of blood, so much blood.
00:21:08
Speaker
A lot of blood. I love looking at it. You sure do. And also just the villainry of crime, of senseless crime. Sensless crime like the crow. Is this CGI? Because you're saying it's 80 something. It was a CGI. No. The CGI first started coming out. So they did it all practical? No. It's all practical, including- Even the reboot screens? Yes. Those were handmade. Really? Holy shit. Yes.
00:21:37
Speaker
Everything in this was completely practical. And in fact, the scene where he's about to get his head shot by the criminal, that's a puppet. That's an actual puppet, yes. And you would never guess.
00:21:58
Speaker
Because Phil Tippett was part of the production of also the other robot. Because there's another robot that they're trying to help. Right, there's always the other robot. Yeah. So how many days did it take the guy from getting shot? I'm just doing the Jesus thing now.
00:22:16
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getting shot, killed, and then coming back. Is it like three days? Did they show? Well, they actually, it was a long time before he was up and rebooted completely. Like a year had passed. Like a year. Okay. Something like that. Cause his wife had already moved out and moved on with somebody new. Right. Now, you know what would have gotten quicker? Liquid IV.
00:22:41
Speaker
If he would have gone to liquid IV, he could have rebooted before his wife left him. I would suggest it because just like Robocop, real people, real flavor.
00:23:00
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Jim's Review of 'Shelter'
00:23:15
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And he can say, suck it bad guys. Well, because you know what? LiquidIV, they're not a corporation. They are definitely doing this for no money. What's ours? But he would have been back up and he's like, it'd been Robocop, be Robopop.
00:23:31
Speaker
20 minutes because he'd be banging his wife out of that. Because we know you can bang your wife and or a pie. A pie. Allegedly. Or anyone you want to bang as long as they're consensual pies. Consenting, yes. I think we should do a thing called consensual pie. It would be the prequel of American pie. Or he just gets consent from the American, from the apple pie before he fucks it. I think that'd be it. Honestly, you could probably go and write a fanfic about that, Jim.
00:23:59
Speaker
I think I will. I think you should. I think you should. Okay. So you gave this, this is pretty good. I honestly, God did not know. I thought of CGI with the, uh, the screens. I thought so too. And it is not. They're like, we didn't have the computers back then. And the computers motherfucker, we didn't have any of this shit. No. And it was painstakingly done by hand. I couldn't go to Radio Shack for a minute.
00:24:22
Speaker
It's like, can we have a demo of your computer real fast? Thanks. So that's awesome. What would you give this? I'm just curious, because I haven't seen a long time. I haven't seen that since the theaters, I think. Honestly, I was kind of disconnected from it the first time that I saw it. I was just like, I don't know. Wait, wait, Cor, Cor, did you say old when I say I didn't see it in the theaters? I was so old.
00:24:42
Speaker
Oh, dick. If you go on liquid IV dot com, hop in 100. So, but this time around, especially knowing the artistry that went into it, knowing some of the names that I do now and seeing what it is as a whole, I really like it. I would give it a four. Oh, shit. This works out like Corko gave a four point five before. All right. So it's watchable. It's watchable as a
00:25:12
Speaker
New movie, obviously, because we're talking about Robocop. But it's watchable as a movie that you saw a long time ago. And you're like, man, I really want to watch these things. You're watching the documentary. What's the documentary called again? Oh, the documentary, it's called Robodoc.
00:25:26
Speaker
It's going to be on screen box, but it's just such a neat film with a lot of artistry to it that I didn't really understand or appreciate when I was younger because supposedly, I guess they have the most squibs at that time ever used in one scene. Squibs hurt, I've been told.
00:25:53
Speaker
And I think that's pretty amazing too, but there's just, it's, there's so much going on in it to where it always captures your interest in your imagination and having this bad-ass robot cyborg dude just walking around.
00:26:30
Speaker
Uh, I don't know. He just took off his own grandma cookies. So for, I went, we went for four or five and four. I can follow this. Okay. I can follow this. So we get to talk court court. Yes. I was playing mortal combat 11 yesterday and he was playing as RoboCop. So no coincidence. That is cool. Awesome court court.
00:26:46
Speaker
I did not understand any of that.
00:26:55
Speaker
You know what happens when you're playing a lot? You get dehydrated. Oh my God. And what I would do. Is eat a pie? Is eat a pie? Because apparently there's like liquid inside the pie now. Yeah. Who knew? From liquid IV. Someone. Uh, God. All right. So.
00:27:18
Speaker
I was told to watch Darkness on Netflix. Who? Who told you? I'm not going to name names. Oh, you should. Someone said you should watch Darkness. I heard great things about it. They didn't watch it before, apparently. And I got through like the first episode. I'm like, oh, this is dog shit. It's like what fucking upside down world. So I'm guessing the whole thing is just like stranger things with slightly German or some shit.
00:27:43
Speaker
Yeah, I think I think I just summed up by a second. I'm like, oh, yeah, let's watch the second episode. Things happen in a second. What? What? What is the show? Darkness. I think I might have seen this. Is this German? Yeah, yeah, it's German. It's just it's shit. That's all I know. It's just fucking utter shit. Wait, is this like from a couple of years ago? I have no idea. I don't really have that. Is it twisty, twisty, timey, winey stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I saw this. OK, I saw this. I could not.
00:28:13
Speaker
Guess who anybody was. I actually saw this with my ex. And every time one motherfucker came on screen, I'm like, who the fuck is that? Who is that? Oh, that was me doing the review for the House of Dragon Mike. Who the fuck is this?
00:28:37
Speaker
For me it wasn't that bad, but I think in the washable thing I just in my mind I know how it's gonna go and how it ends I'm like, well because of shit I'm gonna save myself, you know a couple hours and I'll watch something I want to watch and I was watching Metal Lords Which is not my movie It's not my movie. Wait is darkness your movie?
00:28:56
Speaker
No, as darkness was shit, it was gonna be, but it's such shit I couldn't fucking get through it. Okay, so you just said two things that are not your fucking movie. Not my movie. However, Metal Lords has Adrian Greensmith in it, and it's actually a pretty cute show. It's like an hour and a half. It's our 2002 Metal Lords on Netflix. Check it out. Adrian Greensmith stars in the movie that I'm doing. This is like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
00:29:27
Speaker
I'm four of them. Harlan Cohen's Coban's Wow. Can read today. Harlan Coban's shelter on prime new series out on prime video. And it is 2023 is brand new series. I think it came out August 13th, like last week or something like that. Oh yeah. That's pretty new. And it's what darkness probably wanted to be, which was good. How many episodes is it?
00:29:54
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only three. So there's only one series. So one season, sorry, Americans, and three episodes so far. And it's an hour, like 50 minutes and change each episode. Oh, so they're still coming out with it. It's not a big dump. No, I think this might be it for season one.
00:30:12
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Yeah, they're doing a limited fucking relationship. That is. Wait, wait, wait. I lied. Next episode, August 25th. Thank you IMDB motherfuckers. Oh, so tomorrow when we come out with that. Shit. OK, so you better catch up, guys, by time you get here, you're going to get somewhere else. And if you want, watch Metal Lords and kind of catch up with different characters. And I love this because it's got so many cool little things.
00:30:35
Speaker
Like for instance, I saw the preview for this and they said, Jayden, Michael, Mike, is that Will Smith's kid? And I'm like, fuck this shit. I'm not gonna watch this piece of shit. And I'm like, okay, let me click on his IMDB. I go, I'm just racist. Apparently there's more than one black kid named Jayden. I didn't know. I didn't fucking know. I'm like, okay, so it's not Will Smith's kid.
00:30:55
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I think I'll give us a go. I mean, he doesn't have a trademark on that name. No. I didn't know. I didn't think like James. Well, remember he was doing like the Mr. Miyagi reboot and then like whatever other move that was with the tank. Yeah. Tank after if that's one of the tanked hard. Yeah, that tanked very hard because I'm like, is it just like doing his, you know, is that no longer Smith? Because Shyamalan was directing that one. Shyamalan. Oh my God. Was that after Earth?
00:31:25
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The credit kid. No, it was after Earth. And Will Smith was the one who kind of wrote it at a birthday party. Oh God. Yeah. I don't know. It's weird.
00:31:36
Speaker
But anyways, it's not that kid as someone else. And I got into it. I appreciated it. It is more of a young adult. It's not going to be. Is it like to be being like all the kids are like almost like no. I think they play age. Let me see. Adrian, I don't know how old Adrian
00:31:58
Speaker
Oh, well, I can read right here. Adrian Greensmith was born in 2002. So yeah, probably around 20s playing late teens. OK, it's pretty cool stage.
00:32:10
Speaker
It's about some wicked ass shit. So you think it's about one thing, but it's really about something else. It's about a kid who don't fit in. He's got the whole world in front of him and some boom, bam, crash, bam, literally a fucking accident happens. And then we see him next kind of pissed off little kid because he loses everyone in his family. Spoiler is the first fucking minute. And he's trying to adjust and you see teen life as they don't give a fuck if you just lost your entire family, you're just a new kid.
00:32:37
Speaker
Like, oh, it's a small town bullshit. It's like, oh, it's all this shit happening. And it's little mysteries. Every small town kids got a little mystery hooking in, hooking in, hooking in mystery, mystery, mystery. And all this is happening while this kid is being basically picked on because he's black. It's completely racist. Is he the only black kid in the school? Sort of.
00:33:05
Speaker
Sort of he is the only one when they're playing basketball. It was like this, the varsity starters that happened just to be wearing their jerseys for some reason outside. I don't know why. And then they had like the kiss jerseys. Yeah. They had the, everyone else was wearing these like little JV scrubs, just plain colors.
00:33:27
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And everyone else is black, Michael. So it's like all the white kids are in varsity and all the they're just like, what the fuck's going on to the school? It's the only kid that was of color going to the school, like actually attending at this fucking school was Jaden's character. And he's like a transplant from a different country.
00:33:52
Speaker
Everyone else looks like this is a very small, white, white, white, white. Here it is from IMDB. The story of Mickey Butler and his new life of a mom in rehab, a dead father, spoiler alert, apparently, an annoying aunt and a new school in New Jersey. That's the lightest fucking school in New Jersey I've seen. For real? This is the Garden State version of Jersey. This ain't fucking Jersey City. It's not Strong Island. It's just fucking, you know, Strong Island in Jersey.
00:34:20
Speaker
But it's really well done. It's well acted. It's smartly written. There's things, of course, you kind of know. And some of the actors, honestly, Adrian Greensmith is great in Metal Lords. Abby Corrigan was in Jesus Christ Superstar. They don't fucking sing. And I was so sad. They don't even fucking sing in this movie or this show yet. Yeah. Yeah. They better do some fucking thing. Maybe maybe hell if Star Trek can do a musical, so can they have pop rock can happen.
00:34:50
Speaker
I don't remember that. It's going to turn into like a Riverdale, I feel like, if they start singing. A Riverdance? I like Riverdance. Riverdale. Riverdale. You know where they just have random musical episodes? I mean, I- Oh, yeah. Well, Archie plays the guitar. Oh, that's true. So he has- Happens in later seasons, right? Because I watched the first season of Riverdale and that's bars and good. I've seen like three episodes and they're all the musical episodes.
00:35:21
Speaker
You just pick out random Riverdale. You're like, I don't want a co-air. I'm serious. I don't want to do it. I just want the singing. Give me Luke Perry. The singing of Luke Perry. That's all. Let's talk court court rules. So maybe if we turn to some Riverdale, I can dig that. Now, because I honest with God, I thought this was my review was made based on a three episode season. I can see where they can go up more of this because obviously it's like, well,
00:35:51
Speaker
That's kind of like a cliffhanger. So maybe it won't be as cliffhanging. However, however, IMDB is glowing like eight point five, six point six. What the fuck? How did each episode go to eight point five? But the series is the six point six IMDB. You're drunk. Now, I'm giving this. You gave four point five of that one for I'm going to have. Four point two five. The data is musical. If they give us a fucking musical, it gives the fives.
00:36:20
Speaker
But I thought the music was just like 4.25. It's my final offer. What type of horror is it? Yeah. It's a drama mystery crime based upon someone's book that I cannot remember. It's Harvin Coleman's. So whatever that might be.
00:36:39
Speaker
It's not 50 shades of gray. Okay. Jeez. Jeez. Here we go. It tells the story of, it's just all junior high. So they're kind of playing a bit over. It's Harlan Coleman, whoever. I know I own a website. I get it.
00:36:55
Speaker
The shelter. No, it's newer New York Times. Number one, best seller, Horan Colbins shelters based on the story, based on a book. I haven't read it because I'm not 12. Sorry. Yeah. But four point two five. That's my final offer. And if you aren't 12 and you took offense to me saying I'm not 12, then fuck you. I'm not the podcast. A lot of people like young adults read what you want to read. Yeah. You guys want to read. Are we.
00:37:24
Speaker
And write fanfics of whatever you want to write. Not that fucking Baby Yoda thing, because I'm going to beat someone's ass who beat me to it first. But a pie? That Baby Yoda thing is fucking American Pie. We're going to write this together. We're going to do with James Square. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We're going to write weird erotica. And it's going to be going off of fucking, not Sharknado. What was the one that can't get me laid?
00:37:51
Speaker
No. Rollergator. Rollergator. Oh, what? Fuck you, Court Court. I'm hearing this, like, smart shit in my... Court Court. One day, you and I, you and I will watch Rollergator. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is this? It's an MST. MST 3K does a fine version. Oh, okay. So it's like... Sort of. But that's not the version you're watching. You're watching the straight version. Okay. Then you watch the MST version. I didn't say that. I said...
00:38:21
Speaker
He's purple. Yes, he's purple. He's a gator. He changes colors to be honest. Chameleon. Yeah, it's... Well, there is rapping in that. There's music in that. Does that make it better, Jim? Did he rap? He did rap. Did he? I'm pretty sure you rapped. Like that one time, right? Yeah, that was just the one time. Because remember he's like the hip-hop star who was a roller gator but neither roller nor gated.
00:38:49
Speaker
too far. That's my final offer. Who wants to I don't think any relationship can be stranding. It is fucking Shiva destroyer relationships for me. Destroy your relationships. Of course, me also. If I just had liquid IV, you can watch it. I would have had
00:39:18
Speaker
Do it do it now so core court do you want to plug anything you don't have to maybe do I Really don't have anything to plug right now. I'm so sorry. That's okay Phrasing
00:39:36
Speaker
A lot, Jim. You don't have to make everything about plugging pies and things. Corcorate is on our website. What website? Haunted MTL, you own one, Bragg. Currently. Yes, I love writing about TV shows and apocalypses and horror.
Closing Remarks and Plugs
00:40:09
Speaker
Cults are great and anything gory i'm in for yeah, you're a gore bear. Yeah, you're goring But yeah That's very cool And there there's some things I don't I i'll tell you the truth guys. I don't read everything on her side You guys been just telling me to go fuck myself another post. I'm like, oh here's five dollars There's been a couple times where i'm like That guy who doesn't remember my name I don't know
00:40:27
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like various types of horror, but, um, apocalypse isn't like dystopian.
00:40:38
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I don't know, but I do read court court stuff. Oh, yeah. And I and I and I look over Branix. Yeah. Well, I look at the pictures, I look at Branix pictures.
00:40:51
Speaker
Yeah, that does seem like something you do. You like to look at the pictures. It's like Playboy. Put them together. It's a playboy. I can read the articles. I can look at the pictures. Push them together. You know, honestly, that's a that's quite the compliment. I'll take it. It's like Playboy. Look at the pictures and read the articles. Yeah. Or I don't know. Oh, I'm old. All right. So box human, if that is your real name. It's my Christian name. Yes. What do you want to plug?
00:41:21
Speaker
I want to plug something I haven't done before. I'm usually I plug something that's like, Oh, this is going on in the community or, Oh, you should give money to these people. No, I'm being selfish this week. I am being a selfish brat. I am telling people to go get Amazon prime.
00:41:45
Speaker
and watch season one and season two of good omens. Cause I need a season three. God, I need a season three. No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers, but I just want people to watch it. So then that way they are like, Oh, people like this. So we should, we should do season three. Cause I need a season three guys. Is that Neil Gaiman?
00:42:09
Speaker
Yes. Yay. Okay. I'll have to watch it. Yes, please do. It's season one. It's actually a love story. No spoilers. No, it's not a love. It's not a spoiler. That's kind of how it's set up to be is, and it doesn't culminate in, I just need a season three. We all need a season three. So please go watch it.
00:42:34
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John Ham from it. Yes. And he, oh my God, he's so funny. I did not realize how funny he was until season two. He's Fletch. You didn't realize that Fletch was funny? I've never seen that. Oh, you should. So if you want to see another Fletcher movie, you got to see Fletcher with John Ham. I've never seen it, but he was so funny and sweet. He's such a good actor.
00:43:01
Speaker
The acting in this is phenomenal. It really is like they put so much work into it. If you liked the two principal characters of David Tennant and Michael Sheen. Yes. If you like them, go check out Staged. Also check out Good Omens Season 2. Check out Good Omens Season 2. But during the pandemic, they put out a show.
00:43:29
Speaker
You know, and they really are good friends. And they have such a great chemistry together. And they're in love. I'll have to check that out. I'll have to check it out. It's BBC. Good luck. Brick box. Brick box. Court court. Box squared. Oh, it's my turn. All right. It's not that bad. Amazon. Go click on us. Get some Prime. Now. My blog. I'm going to say, hey.
00:44:02
Speaker
After the neon-soaked world of Las Vegas in the 1990s, with surviving Gen X, a gripping and timely political work that follows the story of an unnamed man and abused housewife as they navigate the city's dangerous underbelly. Through their journey, they find solace in each other's broken city to simply destroy them.
00:44:20
Speaker
Unfolding like an electrifying dream, surviving Gen-X is an intensely intimate and profoundly moving tale, packed with humor, heartache, and the quest for survival. Didn't some people have been saying it's the fear and loathing for Las Vegas and for Gen-X? And others said... What's his name?
00:44:39
Speaker
uh, surviving Joe next coming out something and by Joe chef, check that dude. So we're going to put on some stuff. It says unnamed guy. What's the unnamed guy? Well, it's his name. Doesn't have a name. That's what I name means. I don't know.
00:44:59
Speaker
So go check that book out. When it comes out, we do some publicity for it. We're doing Surviving Gen X and we're doing an entire author series. I've already recorded two of the four and these are authors you'll absolutely know from our side or aptly know just because you read anything at all in horror or absolutely no period.
00:45:21
Speaker
The names are quite mind boggling at times. I can't wait to record the other ones. This is all for what's cracking. The first one's releasing tomorrow with Nicole. So the show will hit. And that is it for me for plugs. It's a fair one. So the half of myself, Jim Phoenix and my co-host box human and our special guests, Clark, the car or court squared. I bid you good day.
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00:46:25
Speaker
I hear a cat.