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83. Blood, Guts, and Drive-In Totals: The magic of The Last Drive In with Job Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl
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Buckle up, mutants! 🎬 This week on Streamin Demons with Special Guest The Iron Mutant--Kait!--we're diving into the blood-soaked, laugh-filled world of The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl. Join us as we relive the most gut-busting reviews, cringe-worthy moments, and unforgettable fan interactions from horror's favorite dynamic duo.
Check out the Marathon tonight 30 August at 9pm Eastern on Shudder! Come join for the live Threads hang with HauntedMTL and the X hang with Kait on the MutantFam Account! See y'all there :)
Transcript
00:00:01
jim_phoenix
Hey, everyone, Jim Phoenix here. And today is a special one. Today is right. We are doing something of a last drive in special last driver, Joe Bob Briggs. You can check him out tonight when he's doing a all day, all night marathon. I don't know the day part on Shutter. Starts at nine p.m. I think Eastern. Good luck. Look it up. All I know to say is now hit the music.
00:01:10
jim_phoenix
Oh, well my gosh. And we're back. So today's special, special, special, special, special. That doesn't make sense. Like the special, special and always today's special and especially for multiple reasons. One, J.M. Brank's on assignment trying to find the newest shark. I believe they say they're going to hunt the Bigfoot shark in space. I don't know what that's about, but we wish them luck and we'll see them again. And today we've got the haunted empty yells last drive in correspondent Kate Kat.
00:01:40
Kait
Oh, that's me.
00:01:40
jim_phoenix
Hello. That's right.
00:01:41
Kait
That's my cue.
00:01:43
jim_phoenix
That's your cue and other letters too. You don't have a cue in your name.
00:01:46
Kait
And no, I don't know.
00:01:47
jim_phoenix
Is it?
00:01:48
Kait
No, no i've I've seen a lot of spellings of Kate and Caitlin, but none that have a cue in it.
00:01:49
jim_phoenix
Oh, oh.
00:01:54
jim_phoenix
Now I have to put a cue in your name. You know that, right?
00:01:56
Kait
Oh, please do not do that.
00:01:58
jim_phoenix
No cues anywhere. How about John Delans? He was cute.
00:02:02
Kait
yep No, no, thank you.
00:02:03
jim_phoenix
No. Fine, whatever. Well, pleasure to have you so glad you can make it. And I can't wait to pick your brain on the last drive in because truth be told. You watched it more than I do.
00:02:16
Kait
Yeah, and I've missed I've missed talking about it since I haven't been able to write my reviews lately So this is this is a good time to brain dump all things Joe Bob
00:02:25
jim_phoenix
That's right. And what we're going to start back. way, way, way back because I, if anyone's listened to the show and they talked about Joe Bob, I do love Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy Melgaro and, and I love the old, old shutter team.
00:02:40
jim_phoenix
That's right. Kitty's the old shutter team. I love the old shutter team. I ain't gonna say anything about AMC bad. Actually, AMC doesn't sponsor me. So fuck them and fuck you too. I like the old shutter team, but
00:02:53
Kait
Feel free to send me merch boxes, AMC.
00:02:57
jim_phoenix
kids like, I like you, send me stuff.
00:02:58
Kait
I like i like you and I like your t-shirts and I like your programming.
00:03:04
jim_phoenix
Well, I love Fright Rigs, by the way, Fright Rigs is awesome man.
00:03:07
Kait
Yes, Fright Rags is incredible, but i they get my money, so they don't need to send me anything for free.
00:03:11
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:03:12
Kait
I just spend it willingly.
00:03:14
jim_phoenix
Give it all up now. So I first heard about, first heard about, not even saw, not even looked at, heard about Joe Bob Briggs, the last drive-in, when Dave Davis was on Haunted MTL saying, hey, can I cover this guy? I'm like, yeah, sure. Can we do some live tweeting? I'm like, yeah, sure. And so I honestly, God, I think the whole social media thing starts with Haunted MTL, so sucking everyone else with Dave Davis.
00:03:43
jim_phoenix
And, um, it was weird because no one else is like hashtag, you know, so bizarre when it first started out. And then that kind of snowballs, like I remember partway in into season one and COVID happens when nothing else to fucking do, but be home, especially in Canada, we had curfews.
00:04:00
Kait
Yeah, Umin watched Tiger King.
00:04:01
jim_phoenix
And, uh, yeah, I never watched that either.
00:04:06
Kait
Oh, you missed out.
00:04:08
Kait
it's It's not gonna hit the same if you didn't watch it in quarantine while you thought the world was ending.
00:04:08
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:04:13
jim_phoenix
oh Well, it took the world to almost end for me to watch Joe Bob Ricks. So, i I know, I know, I know.
00:04:19
Kait
That's sad.
00:04:22
jim_phoenix
And I made this comment before, but I want to, I want your experience with Joe Bob Ricks. What was the first experience with Joe Bob?
00:04:31
Kait
All right, so I have to paint a little bit of a picture for you.
00:04:36
jim_phoenix
right
00:04:36
Kait
ah Growing up, I didn't have cable. So I watched whatever was on, you know, like the three stations that we had available. And if my friends had cable, it was like a magical, mystical wonderland of content.
00:04:51
jim_phoenix
Right. Yes.
00:04:52
Kait
And I was over as hanging out at my friend's house and her dad a little bit of a lush. So ah we were a bit unsupervised all the time, which is why I loved hanging out over there because unsupervised kids plus cable.
00:05:06
Kait
That's incredible, right?
00:05:07
jim_phoenix
That's the best house ever.
00:05:08
Kait
um Yeah, it's the best house ever and so I'm like I'm a wee lass I am I can't like I'm somewhere between seven and nine at this point me and this girl have been friends my whole life and we're flipping through the channels and there's a scary movie on and Her and I are like awesome scary movie.
00:05:26
Kait
Let's watch it and then before it goes to commercial and
00:05:26
jim_phoenix
Oh wow.
00:05:30
Kait
some dudes on our tv talking at us and we're like what what's happening you know we didn't know what horror hosts were we didn't know what any of this was and then he's like i'm joe bob briggs and this is monster vision and she and i just looked at each other and we were like oh.
00:05:46
Kait
So this is a thing now. So we would, we would plan sleepovers to try and catch, um, monster vision on TNT with Joe Bob Briggs.
00:05:52
jim_phoenix
Oh wow.
00:05:55
Kait
And he, there was so much that was not appropriate for young eyes. And then like, just as we were really getting into it was when he ended up getting canceled, you know, they took it off of the air and I'm a child and I'm angry and I hate everything.
00:06:08
Kait
And then I promptly forget about Joe Bob. you know
00:06:10
jim_phoenix
What happened to my Joe Bob Briggs? I can't live without him. What's next?
00:06:13
Kait
i I can't live without him and then I turned 12 and I'm like, okay, world goes on.
00:06:17
jim_phoenix
Yeah, ah that's kind of it.
00:06:18
Kait
ah so So that was, but that was my introduction to him was kind of like, you know, illicit watching of something that was terribly inappropriate for my age range, but we loved it because you know horror movies had always spoke to our soul and he was doing a blend at that point it wasn't like strictly horror the one that we caught was but he's doing a blend of stuff but you know like he was he was funny and he talked like people we knew but he didn't say things like the people we knew if that made sense but what day and time specifically
00:06:40
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:06:50
jim_phoenix
Now, what day in time?
00:06:57
jim_phoenix
Yeah, was it kind of like on Friday nights? I heard it was Friday night.
00:07:00
Kait
um i'm
00:07:00
jim_phoenix
Was it was a Friday or Thursday night or.
00:07:01
Kait
I'm it was either Friday or Saturday nights. I can't remember I know that Yeah, it was nighttime um It was it was on the weekends I know that and it was it was either Friday or Saturday And I can't tell you for sure because I would ride the bus home with her and then I would just stay there all weekend And my mom didn't care because I was out of her hair.
00:07:04
jim_phoenix
OK, and it was nighttime, yeah.
00:07:20
Kait
She's like go do whatever you want be feral. You're someone else's problem.
00:07:25
jim_phoenix
i oh thats That's growing up in the, ah let me see, there's internet, but not really internet yet.
00:07:29
Kait
I
00:07:31
jim_phoenix
That's kind of like the AOL internet years.
00:07:33
Kait
Yeah, it was we were just starting to be raised by the internet. That was it was just right on the cusp of it. You know, it was that magical period where if you wanted the internet, you had to go to the library and sign up on a wait list for the one computer and, you know, wait your turn for your 15 minutes.
00:07:51
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:07:54
Kait
That was it was a weird time.
00:07:58
jim_phoenix
Well, I like that weird time. I miss that weird time. I missed it.
00:08:02
Kait
Me too.
00:08:02
jim_phoenix
And then having the first cable modem, smoking everyone in PVP because they had dial up still.
00:08:08
Kait
Oh my gosh. that's I'm jealous.
00:08:10
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I know I was age.
00:08:11
Kait
I was just playing Neopets, so I didn't need high speed internet.
00:08:14
jim_phoenix
Oh, I remember that stuff, too. OK, so it was during that time, it was during the era.
00:08:18
Kait
Yes.
00:08:19
jim_phoenix
And that makes sense because and I said this before, ah I was in Vegas. Like as an adult, like an early young adult, and there's no way in hell I'm going to be at my TV set Friday, Saturday.
00:08:27
Kait
Ooh. Ooh.
00:08:35
jim_phoenix
It doesn't matter. At 9 p.m.
00:08:37
Kait
Nope. that
00:08:38
jim_phoenix
ain't happening. And I'm like, I'm out at bars and clubs and strip clubs. I was doing a lot of stuff probably I shouldn't have at that age.
00:08:47
Kait
You were living your life and you're still here to tell the story so you didn't mess up too badly.
00:08:48
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:08:52
jim_phoenix
I can hear this story and surviving Gen X by today. Nice plug. Thanks. So good drop. it It was a weird thing for me to experience because like this dude had a cult falling that had no idea existed.
00:09:10
Kait
Well, so that that kind of happened to me too, because I rediscovered the last drive in during the I missed the original marathon and then um I had shutter and I was scrolling through and I was like, oh my God, that's that's Joe Bob.
00:09:11
jim_phoenix
And like what?
00:09:27
Kait
And it like unlocked a piece of my brain.
00:09:29
jim_phoenix
Oh, wow.
00:09:30
Kait
And i watched a few seasons before i even had any idea about the twitter community or the social media community so when i found out about that i was like oh my god what is going on. I thought this was just a tv show that people watched and there's a whole world built around this.
00:09:46
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it got big, big that there's like the conventions now and the interviews and the interview, the conventions and then the the specials and the charity specials, which we all give way too much with or not enough really, but still one day I'm going to own the piece of something. Accidentally own a piece of something I should say.
00:10:06
Kait
Accidentally own a piece of something. your Your annual updates on what you're bidding on during the charity marathons are are very, very amusing to me.
00:10:15
jim_phoenix
Really, I.
00:10:16
Kait
Yes, I love them.
00:10:18
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I do. Do I tweet those or just like patient discord?
00:10:20
Kait
oh Oh, you've just sent them to me in Discord.
00:10:21
jim_phoenix
I can't remember. This court, okay, yeah.
00:10:24
Kait
Yeah, because I'm never gonna bid on any of this stuff, so it's just fun seeing you try to get a piece of a piece of the pie.
00:10:31
jim_phoenix
I like calling it running up the bid and then hoping the fuck someone else bids after me after a while.
00:10:39
Kait
Yeah.
00:10:41
jim_phoenix
But it's it's fun and it's all for charity and you know we'll get into all that madness and it is a bunch of madness.
00:10:46
Kait
Yes, it's greatness.
00:10:48
jim_phoenix
So why? Okay. As a kid, you were seeing it as my supervision and like, Oh my gosh, just magical as an ah adult. Why Joe Bob.
00:11:01
Kait
Because he. talks like people I know, but he doesn't say the things like people i like it's it's a very. It's.
00:11:13
Kait
I think that's the what it really boils down to is that he is somebody who is a comforting figure to me especially. I'm i'm from the Midwest ah but my whole family's from Appalachia so I'm the first Midwest of the generations. Everybody else is straight Appalachian and so you know I i know a lot of the good old boy types, the manly men and all of that and the the macho, you know, ha ra ra and they are not like Joe Bob.
00:11:44
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:11:49
Kait
But they are in a very, you know, um' um'm it's kind of hard for me to articulate and I sound like an idiot right now.
00:11:53
jim_phoenix
Well.
00:11:55
jim_phoenix
Are they not like? No, no, you you don't know whatsoever.
00:11:58
Kait
so
00:12:00
jim_phoenix
It's part of the magic of the show. Are they not sounding like Joe Bob or they are because is Joe Bob Briggs? We will. Well, I guess it's not like outing him at this point, but is the character Joe Bob Briggs?
00:12:14
jim_phoenix
The thing that he's characterizing is the people he might have grown up around.
00:12:21
Kait
Yeah, yeah, for sure. And it's just, it's nice to And he doesn't like, Joe Bob, I wouldn't say that he's a bastion and of progressiveness by any means, like not at all. You know, he's he he definitely will still have some out of pocket comments that Darcy is just like, are you sure you want to say that on television? um And I'm like, hmm. But the thing about him and his characterization, but I also know that this is him as a human being, is that he is open and willing to have conversations about things.
00:12:54
Kait
You know and i know he he'll get all up on his thing about like an elevated horror blah blah blah and this and that but like if he was actually in front of you and you were to ask him a question about say elevated horror or something that he's gotten riled up on on the show before he would have a genuine respectful conversation with you about it.
00:13:14
Kait
He wouldn't just outright dismiss you. And in my life, especially growing up as you know a neurospicy lady, I have been dismissed a lot of my life, um especially by older men who are supposed to be role models, who just you know don't take me seriously or didn't take anything I said seriously.
00:13:17
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:13:33
Kait
or just didn't have the same sort of viewpoints that I had and Seeing Joe Bob even as a kid and now as an adult. It's like damn I wish I had a grandpa and I wish that grandpa was just like Joe Bob You know Exactly
00:13:46
jim_phoenix
so
00:13:49
jim_phoenix
But I think that's that's a lot of great summing up but what people feel, too. I mean, I think it's just the natural experience of you don't have to always agree with someone's horror choices.
00:14:01
jim_phoenix
It's kind of like kink shaming. Like, you know, you don't kink shame, right? And there's some movies. OK, I won't talk about, you know, Cannibal Holocaust because that was just a shit thing, but.
00:14:12
Kait
that's bad
00:14:14
jim_phoenix
There was like some movies that I would never have watched if it wasn't for Joe Boxberg's show.
00:14:14
Kait
that's bad exactly there's movies i never would have heard of if it wasn't for joe bob because like i don't even know how those films get on your radar
00:14:23
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:14:29
jim_phoenix
yeah Absolutely. And this is where it comes in with shutter. I think some of these things are shutter exclusives or shutter creations themselves. And so they can license them for as long as they want. One of the best.
00:14:41
jim_phoenix
You know what? Let's do ah the top five best movies we've seen in the last drive in that we probably would not have watched otherwise.
00:14:45
Kait
Ooh.
00:14:49
Kait
Oh, that we wouldn't have watched otherwise?
00:14:51
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:14:51
Kait
Oh, man.
00:14:51
jim_phoenix
All right. i Not even though it existed, maybe.
00:14:54
Kait
Oh, man. ah Hold on.
00:14:55
jim_phoenix
Live.
00:14:55
Kait
a I'm going to have to pull up the Wikipedia article here.
00:14:59
jim_phoenix
ah Which one, which one it has I don't and you can't see Halloween three.
00:15:00
Kait
The week. Yeah, we've never seen Halloween three. All right, let me.
00:15:05
jim_phoenix
Oh, wait, really?
00:15:07
Kait
Yeah, he's never shown it. It's like it's the that's the whole funny thing is that it doesn't matter how much he's tried to Well, I think it's more Darcy who's pushing for it at this point, but okay.
00:15:20
Kait
So starting with most recently, um Cemetery Man, that that move we that was the most recently that we've watched and it was absolutely insane and I loved it.
00:15:28
jim_phoenix
ahha
00:15:36
Kait
It was a fever dream of nonsense and I would have never watched it. Like literally would have never seen it um if they hadn't shown it on
00:15:45
jim_phoenix
And that was last week's, or the week before, I should say, right?
00:15:48
Kait
Well, yeah, that was, uh, week 11, according to Wikipedia.
00:15:51
jim_phoenix
Whenever I was watching Billy Idol.
00:15:53
Kait
ah know Hey, that's you do you.
00:15:56
jim_phoenix
And I'm like, uh, Billy Idol live. Right. Oh, so you did Cemetera Man? Okay. And the weird thing is that was just one movie that week, right?
00:16:04
Kait
Yeah.
00:16:07
Kait
ah Yeah, and so we it's this season's been really weird because we switched from doing just non stop double features every single week to it being one movie every other week, which is it's got its pros and its cons.
00:16:08
jim_phoenix
The season's been one off.
00:16:24
Kait
Definitely. But you know, Joe Bob and Darcy are hyped about it. They say that it's a good thing and that we get more movies in total and I'm just gonna trust them. So
00:16:33
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I think you get more movies and the band base is a little more steadier because you just sit your calendar to it like it's one thing and it's going to be every other Friday. You know it in advance. Part of the issue I have the previous seasons. I would have to search out because sometimes shutters old team. I always knew what's happening. I'm going to say AMC. All I'm saying fires are wrong with damn people.
00:17:02
jim_phoenix
But um it's kind of like I had a guess last semester, or last semester, last semester, who knows? Last year, I was like, like, when the fuck are they on?
00:17:10
Kait
who knows
00:17:13
jim_phoenix
It's like, is it this week? No, it's ah what day? OK, three more weeks. All right. That's the next one. You're going to lose an audience because it's consistency, right?
00:17:22
Kait
Yeah.
00:17:22
jim_phoenix
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:17:22
Kait
And like, I really wish that, um, and I don't know the licensing rules for all of this. Cause I know like when you're hosting something, the rules, they get all muddled, but I really wish that they could at least replay and an old episode of Joe Bob in that Friday night slot, you know, at least you know, just so that it's still there.
00:17:32
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:17:41
jim_phoenix
Right. That would have been an awesome. Like.
00:17:44
Kait
So that even if it's an old one, yeah.
00:17:47
jim_phoenix
The repeat. Lisa do that in the. Hey kids, if you grew up like Kit and I, when we only had three channels, mine was NBC and sometimes PBS, we didn't get CBS or ABC.
00:18:01
jim_phoenix
Yours is what? Was it NBC, ABC, CBS?
00:18:02
Kait
ah ah Yeah, I think that's yeah, no there was no fox I I think we I watched a lot of whatever the peacock one is is what I watched a lot of yeah NBC That's what I watched a lot of growing up
00:18:05
jim_phoenix
Fox maybe, back then, okay. No Fox yet, okay.
00:18:13
jim_phoenix
nbc yeah that that's usually at the most stations If you grew up in that time, unless you had a VHS set to on a timer, you had to be there in front of your TV at that time to watch anything whatsoever after that was gone. So you had to sometimes do a repeat. They used to do like the summer repeats.
00:18:35
jim_phoenix
where when the show was not in the live fall production or, you know, the live fall schedule, you would watch the reruns in the summertime so you can catch up for the next season. And and I think you're right. That would help out a lot.
00:18:47
jim_phoenix
Like catch people up if they had to go, I don't know, Billy Idol and like miss something like, Oh, I can watch it later on, but I'd rather watch it when everyone else is watching it as part of the familiar you know crowd fund versus some random shit you watch on your own.
00:19:00
Kait
Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:03
jim_phoenix
So that's pretty cool. We had cemetery man.
00:19:06
Kait
Cemetery Man, Fried Berry, that's another one.
00:19:09
jim_phoenix
That's mine. Yeah. That's one of mine.
00:19:11
Kait
i And it's funny because I'd actually tried to watch Fried Berry before it was on the drive-in and I was like, ah, no.
00:19:11
jim_phoenix
Right. Barry. Same.
00:19:19
Kait
And I just turned it off. Because I was like, I don't know what's happening. And then I watched it on the last drive and I still don't know what's happening. Um, but I enjoyed it, you know, and that's the, that's the fun thing is that you get all these behind the scene tidbits of information and the commentary and, and all of that.
00:19:35
jim_phoenix
Yes.
00:19:40
Kait
And so you get a deeper appreciation of the film, even if you don't necessarily appreciate the film, if that makes sense.
00:19:47
jim_phoenix
Yeah, Fred Berry. Dave did a review on that one, and I think he said, you know, is is a kind review because the the movie itself is it's well made.
00:19:58
jim_phoenix
We have to be pretty fucking high.
00:20:00
Kait
Yeah. And they, it was, they, I'm pretty sure for that when they showed it as the second film of the night.
00:20:01
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:20:06
Kait
And that's one of the things that I miss about the double feature thing is cause things used to just get so weird in the, in the back half of drive-in nights.
00:20:13
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:20:14
Kait
And I miss that.
00:20:15
Kait
We kind of lost a little bit of that culture where people are sloshed or stoned beyond recognition.
00:20:15
jim_phoenix
It's like.
00:20:21
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:20:22
Kait
And then they put on a movie that were just like, what the hell?
00:20:26
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and I love that aspect of it because and don't get me wrong, honestly, there's a positive side to the one ah one per, you know, because I can.
00:20:35
Kait
Yeah, therere yeah yeah i'm I'm old.
00:20:35
jim_phoenix
Oh, I can go to bed now. It's like midnight.
00:20:40
Kait
And so it was it was hard for me to stay. like I had a whole nap regimen, a whole coffee regimen, and i can't have I'm not allowed to have coffee or caffeine anymore.
00:20:50
Kait
So I've been slowly, this week, I've been slowly shifting my sleep schedule. I managed to stay up until 3 AM m last night so that I can stay awake for this this whole marathon that's going to be taking place.
00:20:58
jim_phoenix
nice
00:21:02
jim_phoenix
That's the way to do it Yeah. And because I'm looking forward to this marathon and because it's a marathon, you're right. As we go on, it's like a party. You got to the party at this time at nine and at midnight, you don't want to go home yet.
00:21:12
Kait
Yeah.
00:21:17
jim_phoenix
You're like, Oh, I have to go home now. What the fuck? The bar closes at midnight.
00:21:20
Kait
Yeah, I don't, like, my some of my friends just got here, like, my pals from California just showed up.
00:21:21
jim_phoenix
The fucking, how is this Binghamton? Yeah.
00:21:26
Kait
What's going on?
00:21:26
jim_phoenix
Exactly. Exactly. So when it goes a bit later, you're feeling, you're feeling the tiredness, but you're also feeling like you're accomplishing something and you're feeling, you're having a party and a fun time, a fun time.
00:21:32
Kait
Mm-hmm.
00:21:37
Kait
Yeah.
00:21:39
jim_phoenix
So I could do that, man.
00:21:39
Kait
no
00:21:41
jim_phoenix
I dig that.
00:21:41
Kait
um For three and four, these are easy. That's going to be Sledgehammer and Things from VHS Night. I never i never would have watched either of those.
00:21:49
jim_phoenix
Things out.
00:21:52
Kait
and thing i had to Those were the Iron Mutant movies, so are you familiar?
00:21:53
jim_phoenix
Oh yeah.
00:22:00
jim_phoenix
Yes, no, I i watched them, but I was too lazy to send the information in. I'm like, oh, fuck it.
00:22:06
Kait
Yeah. Yeah. So for those who are unfamiliar as a part of community engagement, Joe Bob did a whole, him and Darcy did a, well, dar Darcy did most of the work.
00:22:16
Kait
I'm going to be honest here. She deserves most of the credit for this.
00:22:17
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Yes.
00:22:19
Kait
Um, we watched old VHS, like old horror movies that you would have found at the, you know, at the rental store VHS is that's all they came out on.
00:22:29
jim_phoenix
rental store, like the fucking dollar Rama, maybe a garage sale.
00:22:31
Kait
of but What the fuck is that? ah um But things, it was so terrible and we had to watch these movies and we got a certificate if we could prove that we watched the movies and to prove to watch the movies the man made us write essays and if you know if you know anything about me is I like to hammer out a good essay and so I had to watch sledgehammer and things twice
00:22:56
Kait
because I didn't cut all the right details the first time, so I had to go through and watch both of those movies twice to write my Iron Mutant essays.
00:22:56
jim_phoenix
Oh, man.
00:22:58
jim_phoenix
ah
00:23:06
jim_phoenix
Now I know there's no way, I mean, Jay Branix, one of their favorite movies is Sledgehammer. I'm like, how? Like just fucking how?
00:23:17
Kait
yeah i ah So can I give you my real quick theory on what's going on with things?
00:23:17
jim_phoenix
And then things, I couldn't watch that twice. There's no fucking way.
00:23:24
jim_phoenix
Yeah, please do. Yeah, yeah.
00:23:26
Kait
So at the very beginning of the movie, they make sandwiches with old ass bread. And he comments that the bread is moldy. So my theory is that that was rye bread and it's ergot that's growing on the bread. So they just got themselves super, super messed up on some psychedelics and the whole thing is just a crazy ash trip trying to deal with with their flawed concept of masculinity.
00:23:52
jim_phoenix
Oh, God, that actually makes sense.
00:23:54
Kait
I know it does and I'm angry about it.
00:23:56
jim_phoenix
But that's that's sadly.
00:23:57
Kait
I'm i'm so mad about it.
00:24:01
jim_phoenix
You know, we could ask the fucking writer.
00:24:03
Kait
Do you know him?
00:24:05
jim_phoenix
if They're still alive. It's a Canadian thing, right?
00:24:08
Kait
i have no I have no idea. They made one hell of a film though.
00:24:11
jim_phoenix
Let me see.
00:24:12
Kait
I'm never watching it again.
00:24:14
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it's just fucking Scarborough. ah Andrew written by Jordan and Barry Giles. I can look them up. I can look them up and see where they are now.
00:24:22
Kait
that
00:24:24
jim_phoenix
I mean, they can't be that fucking far away. It's like ginger, ginger snaps, you know, like the whole Canadian thing.
00:24:30
Kait
God I love ginger snaps.
00:24:30
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:24:32
Kait
That's actually that's what they they double featured with fried berry. It was ginger snaps and then fried berry
00:24:36
jim_phoenix
OK. And then Friday, very this set up and like the one of the greatest like indie horror and then Friday, which is actually a pretty decent India or as well, but just fucking trippy.
00:24:44
Kait
yeah I love ginger snaps
00:24:46
jim_phoenix
The weird thing is other than Chris Jericho was the guest for things, I guess, Canadian. and and And the week before was the maybe top five horror movie for me that I would not have watched.
00:25:00
jim_phoenix
Train to Busan was the week previous to this.
00:25:03
Kait
Oh, you wouldn't have. But what would have what about that movie made it something that you wouldn't have chosen for yourself?
00:25:05
jim_phoenix
No.
00:25:11
jim_phoenix
I just didn't know existed.
00:25:12
Kait
You just didn't know it existed.
00:25:13
jim_phoenix
I'm also very lazy and I don't like reading.
00:25:16
Kait
Oh, that's fair.
00:25:17
jim_phoenix
Like like this subtitle, like fucking something. No, I honestly, I had no idea train of the sun existed and then I'm watching it and like that was twenty twenty one.
00:25:28
jim_phoenix
It came on twenty sixteen. So yeah, it was like, what the fuck? That's just a beautiful movie. And we all start crying during this fucked up.
00:25:37
Kait
Yeah, that's I I get angry when they show movies that make me cry.
00:25:41
jim_phoenix
Make it cry.
00:25:42
Kait
Yeah. um What is the ah hold on cats? No, tigers are not afraid. He showed tigers are not afraid, which is one that, you know, I'm going to.
00:25:59
Kait
No, I'm not going to count that one.
00:25:59
jim_phoenix
When he showed tigers are not afraid.
00:26:02
Kait
um According, let me.
00:26:03
jim_phoenix
This.
00:26:06
jim_phoenix
Was it wasn't Oh, is this season?
00:26:08
Kait
and It was last May, so last season.
00:26:12
jim_phoenix
Right over the last season, right before Babadoc and right after Devil's rain.
00:26:12
Kait
It will looks like it was...
00:26:17
Kait
Yeah. Yeah. But that movie is just, it's so emotional and I was like sobbing by the end of it and I was like, this is not what I came for, Joe Bob.
00:26:20
jim_phoenix
by
00:26:27
Kait
I'm here for good times.
00:26:28
jim_phoenix
like god want to i want Oh, that's a Mexican fantasy horror crime.
00:26:31
Kait
I don't want to cry.
00:26:34
jim_phoenix
Oh Jesus. I remember that one.
00:26:35
Kait
ah Yeah, and it's, it's, it's about children.
00:26:36
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:26:38
Kait
And, you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, Oh, I don't like children being in horror, because I think they're very effective when, you know, used correctly, aside from the ethical implications of using child labor to create entertainment, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:48
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:26:53
Kait
um But
00:26:55
jim_phoenix
But this is the gang one.
00:26:55
Kait
when it's telling such a yeah it was telling such a visceral story and i would have gotten around to watching that one eventually but um i had been putting that one off because it's just like sad it's so sad oh bob uh how uh the house by the cemetery how yeah
00:26:57
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:27:00
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:27:10
jim_phoenix
No, it's and it's not the child horror. What was that once? I think it was like a Swedish film where the kid everyone hates.
00:27:19
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Fuck you, Bob. Yes. how's my So that was a child horror too, but we wanted Bob to fucking die.
00:27:27
Kait
Yes, exactly.
00:27:28
jim_phoenix
Like we just like did not like him. Oh yeah. I hope that kid's okay. But, uh, yeah, the, the character is just the way there's this done and the way they're dubbing it might've been Italian and look, but the tire one, man, I don't think those were even actors like
00:27:45
Kait
Yeah, I I don't want to to like, I just don't I like my horror to have a solid disconnect from reality, you know, like it can be but it can be rooted in something real.
00:27:54
jim_phoenix
Yes.
00:27:56
Kait
um But there need for me, at least I really like there to be one thing that is like, OK, this is solidly disconnected from our reality because real life horror is just it just it messes with me a whole lot.
00:28:13
Kait
Like The Strangers is the most terrifying film I've ever seen because it happens.
00:28:13
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:28:16
jim_phoenix
Well.
00:28:18
Kait
It just happens every day.
00:28:22
jim_phoenix
Uh, except for the strangers, chapter one, not as horrifying, just boring as fuck.
00:28:28
Kait
I hadn't seen that yet.
00:28:30
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it was, I was having a hard time finding it and I finally found him like, Oh, I wish I didn't. It's like, uh, the, the original strangers though.
00:28:40
Kait
So good.
00:28:40
jim_phoenix
Fucking it's great. Frustrating as fuck. Cause of the ending. You're like, really? motherfucker You you motherfuckers.
00:28:48
Kait
Ugh.
00:28:49
jim_phoenix
There's, there's, I get, can we speak?
00:28:51
Kait
Evil for the sake of evil.
00:28:53
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it's Yago, really. you know And i I like the, who was acting in that? It was two big name actors too.
00:29:02
Kait
Um, oh my gosh. You can't ask me questions, I'm an idiot.
00:29:08
jim_phoenix
But we've got the computer.
00:29:09
Kait
Hold on. I know who I feel like, uh, who's that whoever that person, Joe Rogan's always yelling at to fact check like check this, check this.
00:29:19
Kait
I don't actually listen to Joe Rogan.
00:29:19
jim_phoenix
Check this out now.
00:29:21
Kait
I just know that he live Tyler and Scott Speedman.
00:29:25
jim_phoenix
Yeah, live Tyler. That's what I was thinking. Yeah.
00:29:27
Kait
ah She's so pretty.
00:29:28
jim_phoenix
It's got. And it's like, wow, it's like watching the first. ah Like, oh, man, Purge like, oh, shit, these fuckers are all names.
00:29:36
Kait
Mm hmm.
00:29:39
jim_phoenix
So we watched some stuff from Jobap. Now, have you seen things like you see things like dead heat and brain damage, right?
00:29:48
Kait
Mm-hmm.
00:29:49
jim_phoenix
This is probably Heather's.
00:29:51
Kait
Oh, Heathers, absolutely.
00:29:51
jim_phoenix
ah Yeah.
00:29:52
Kait
I grew up on Heathers, which did not do great things for my psyche.
00:29:57
jim_phoenix
Although, good movie.
00:29:58
Kait
It's a great movie.
00:30:00
jim_phoenix
Don't watch as a kid.
00:30:01
Kait
No.
00:30:02
jim_phoenix
Just like Mean Girls.
00:30:02
Kait
Don't.
00:30:03
jim_phoenix
Fuck off.
00:30:03
Kait
Yeah. Welp.
00:30:04
jim_phoenix
ah slow but until like Wait until it's like you're 18, you're a fucking identity.
00:30:10
jim_phoenix
Because that shit's gonna fuck with you. Exorcist 3 came out and Exorcist 3 is was weird because it's the true sequel to the actual Exorcist Legion.
00:30:25
Kait
um I've never actually seen the Exorcist 3.
00:30:26
jim_phoenix
And it is the one that lightly wrote. Really? OK. It's a first time you're going to see Patrick Ewing as a movie star, as well as. ah As well as Mr. Samuel Jackson.
00:30:43
Kait
it is It is always surprising to me seeing actors getting their start in horror films.
00:30:49
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:30:52
jim_phoenix
Yeah. And there's a lot of that in there. What was that one film that they shot at Sam Jackson's fucking apartment?
00:30:54
Kait
well
00:30:58
Kait
Oh gosh, I can't remember. i Like I said, you can't ask me things. i'm And that that's too vague of a question for for Google.
00:31:04
jim_phoenix
That's too big of a question. You know, one film it did.
00:31:06
Kait
But like um Joe Bob recently showed, ah I can't remember what it is. It's got Reese Witherspoon in it and it's a retelling.
00:31:13
jim_phoenix
Oh, Kathers Sutherland.
00:31:16
Kait
But yeah, with the retelling of um Little Red Riding Hood and I was watching that and I was like, I had no idea that like this was, and that was like a whole era of Reese's movie career that I was completely unaware of.
00:31:20
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:31:28
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Well, on purpose.
00:31:30
Kait
Like I thought she started making films with legally blind.
00:31:33
jim_phoenix
Well, yeah, no, like on purpose, she's according to to Bob Briggs, not too thrilled to have that on her CV. She is also dropping the N word a lot. Like she's just a complete piece of but she's supposed to be a complete piece of shit.
00:31:44
Kait
Yeah.
00:31:47
Kait
Yeah, I mean she's playing a role.
00:31:47
jim_phoenix
in the
00:31:49
Kait
People need to get better at separating art from the artist and actors from their roles.
00:31:51
jim_phoenix
Yeah. And. And is it really her being as I was calling a complete piece of shit just by the way she's talking, but it's not quite that horrific because Keith or Sullivan's character is like a pedophile fucking serial killer, right?
00:32:09
Kait
Yeah, that's actually a really good example of what I was talking about earlier, where there's real life ah horror in there, but it's just disconnected enough from reality that I'm like, oh, okay, I can handle this.
00:32:20
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:32:26
Kait
like Especially as somebody who used to work for child services. and what is that what I cannot remember what that movie is called.
00:32:30
jim_phoenix
There you go.
00:32:33
Kait
um but whatever it's called in that like with them having the whole child services plot line i was like oh this is going to be hard for me to watch and it wasn't because it was so outlandish that i was like okay this none of this is real
00:32:46
jim_phoenix
This could not be real. So ever know it. And that does help a bit, which goes against like the autopsy of Jane Doe, which goes like, shit, this could probably this keeps me out because I could see this.
00:33:02
Kait
ah Can I tell a ah funny story about the first time I watched the autopsy of Jane Doe?
00:33:02
jim_phoenix
Like that just. Yeah.
00:33:07
Kait
So it's several years ago.
00:33:07
jim_phoenix
Yeah, right.
00:33:07
jim_phoenix
can
00:33:11
Kait
I have to start a little bit before I have strep throat. I have like 103 fever. I'm delirious for a few days. About a week later, half an ounce of mushrooms show up at my house that I apparently ordered off of Instagram.
00:33:26
Kait
um And I'm like, okay, Cool, so at some point I'm under the influence and I'm like I'm gonna watch a movie and for some reason I chose the autopsy of Jane Doe.
00:33:36
jim_phoenix
Oh, good, good idea.
00:33:38
Kait
Yeah, I don't, I question my decision making skills every day. So that movie was absolutely terrifying. And when Joe Bob was like, all right, we're going to be watching the autopsy of Jane Dale.
00:33:49
Kait
I was like, Oh my God. Like I started having like flashbacks to being curled up into a ball on my couch, but unable to stop watching because i'm like I was locked in.
00:33:51
jim_phoenix
Thank you.
00:34:00
jim_phoenix
Yeah, dude, I ah you might as well just said Donnie Darko. yeah I was taking an S and I saw Donnie Darko. I go, that's a bad.
00:34:08
Kait
ah Well, I've, I've done that, but that I'd seen Donnie Darko about 15 times before I did that. So it wasn't, it was more cool than terrifying.
00:34:20
jim_phoenix
More cool and terrifying.
00:34:20
Kait
um Don't do drugs, kids. They're bad.
00:34:23
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Well, maybe that's what it is. Just don't do it. Don't do it all. It's all good. It's all good. Now, speaking of shit that I would not see and probably very bad on acid. Mad God.
00:34:35
Kait
Oh God, Mad God is so good. So good. But I agree with you. I hadn't, it's so long that I hadn't watched the entire thing and prior to it being on Joe Bob.
00:34:47
Kait
It was one of those that I turned it on and I was like, okay, there's no talking. I have ADHD.
00:34:52
jim_phoenix
There's there's two words in the whole fucking thing, dude.
00:34:54
Kait
I have ADHD. I needed some noise going on. And then, you know, watching it with the mutant fam and, you know, live tweeting it and having that interaction, keeping me engaged was was a really good way for me to experience that movie.
00:35:05
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:35:09
Kait
But my God, what a trip.
00:35:12
jim_phoenix
Yeah, honestly, what a trip and God, there are there are some things we obviously we probably sell hell raiser to.
00:35:20
Kait
Mm hmm.
00:35:20
jim_phoenix
So there are some really good ones that we have seen before, like summer party, summer party massacre and and stuff like that.
00:35:26
Kait
Mm-hmm Yeah, I've seen it's ah that's another thing that I miss about the double feature Format not to keep going back on that but there was a pretty good chance that when we were doing a double feature It would be a movie that I had seen and a movie I hadn't seen before so I got to experience you know both sides of the coin and now it's I get one side or the other and
00:35:27
jim_phoenix
Class of 84 is a long time ago. You know, reanimator bride of right of this bride of that.
00:35:48
jim_phoenix
Yes.
00:35:57
jim_phoenix
Yes, it's it's kind of the, I might have seen, well, what's a, what's a really good one from that era. Let me see. Little, I definitely saw a little shop of horrors before, but I've never seen human noise from the deep.
00:36:09
Kait
Little shot. Yeah. That's a good example.
00:36:13
jim_phoenix
And Mandy, like, I might have seen Mandy before.
00:36:17
Kait
That movie's insane.
00:36:20
jim_phoenix
No, I actually had seen Mandy before when I saw that. I'm like, what the fuck is this show? So there's a lot of trippy ones, and we were kind of tiptoeing around one that no one would see if it were not for the last drive-in, and I don't want to start a chant, but Hausila.
00:36:39
Kait
HOGZILLA! HOGZILLA!
00:36:40
jim_phoenix
Hausila, yeah, fuck, man.
00:36:41
Kait
HOGZILLA!
00:36:43
jim_phoenix
That's exactly right. I want to hug Zilla too so badly. If Kevin Smith start doing moose jaws, fuck it. I want to hug Zilla too.
00:36:52
Kait
I have seen rumblings on social media that they are not entirely opposed to the idea of a HOGZILLA 2. I don't know exactly how true they are because it's just rumblings on social media but that would be so cool.
00:37:07
Kait
I would be an unpaid extra easily.
00:37:07
jim_phoenix
Yes. Oh, ah they could do that.
00:37:11
Kait
i'd I'd even get my tits out on camera. I don't, you know, like let's let's do it.
00:37:14
jim_phoenix
I'll get mine out on camera too. Let's all take our tits out.
00:37:16
Kait
Let's go.
00:37:17
jim_phoenix
One, two, three. By the way, the movie you're thinking of, Freeway.
00:37:21
Kait
Freeway. Yes, that's why I couldn't remember what it was called because that title.
00:37:22
jim_phoenix
Yeah, sorry. It's a throwaway fucking name.
00:37:26
Kait
Yeah, that's that's a horrible name for a movie.
00:37:26
jim_phoenix
That's why. like
00:37:28
Kait
I can't remember if that was one of the ones that has had 17 different titles or not.
00:37:31
jim_phoenix
Oh, kind of like the Agatha Christie story. Yeah, it might've, it might've been. So there's a lot of great movies and it's a way to discover things.
00:37:44
jim_phoenix
And I think what we're hitting home on is just not just the watching the movies, we can watch these movies or ourselves, but it's the sense of community that Joe Bob and Darcy are building with the show.
00:37:56
Kait
Absolutely.
00:37:57
jim_phoenix
I mean, I love phantasm. I can watch that shit by myself. I have, but watching it, you know, with Joe Bob Briggs, all is fucking magical.
00:38:07
Kait
Yeah, it really is it's but but that's kind of like that's how I felt I felt a little bit like I was stepping into Narnia When I discovered the social media community because I was like, oh my god, this is these are my people With where have you been?
00:38:07
jim_phoenix
I know that is.
00:38:17
jim_phoenix
All right.
00:38:22
Kait
Like I am trapped in my house There's a global pandemic going on and all of you are just watching this without me How do I get invited to this party and then it turns out you just show up and everybody welcomes you with open arms and
00:38:30
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it's.
00:38:37
jim_phoenix
Instantly.
00:38:38
Kait
instantly Yeah, I think like I showed up I like made my Twitter account and I watched like a couple of episodes and I was like hey guys I'm new here and then there were just so many people willing to retweet and be like let's build up the community like you know, let's let's go it was ah we I'm you found me through Twitter.
00:38:40
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:54
jim_phoenix
Oh shit. Is that how I found you?
00:39:00
Kait
Yeah, I was ah I was I was drunk tweeting
00:39:02
jim_phoenix
Like, wait a minute. This is coming back to me now.
00:39:07
jim_phoenix
Nice.
00:39:08
Kait
Uh, what was it? I could probably figure out what movie it was, but yeah, I was, I was, this is when I i can't drink alcohol anymore either. Um, but this was when I was like, tipsy tipsy.
00:39:19
Kait
And you read some of my tweets cause I was jotting down notes because I love learning from Joe Bob.
00:39:22
jim_phoenix
But. Yeah.
00:39:26
Kait
And you were like, Hey, you're taking notes on the show and you're an iron mutant. I need a writer. And I was like, uh, okay, let me try.
00:39:35
jim_phoenix
Boom, boom.
00:39:35
Kait
I'll do my best.
00:39:38
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I mean, that that's the organicness of it, like it really is a family. I was like, yeah, I'm so glad to have you do like, yeah.
00:39:45
Kait
It was.
00:39:45
jim_phoenix
It's a steal, it's a steal. Now, we have to talk, by the way, tonight, we're recording this, I know we're recording this Wednesday, the magic of TV. But tonight, Friday, the whatever of August, the last day of August, probably, I don't know, like I don't have a calendar.
00:40:02
Kait
It's the 30th.
00:40:03
jim_phoenix
The 30th, think of August 30th, 9 p.m. Eastern, get on Shutter. It's gonna crash the damn app, which really doesn't take that much, but still, it's gonna crash the damn app, and we're all gonna watch until Joe Bob says, from dusk to dawn, I don't know if he meant to watch, we're watching dusk to dawn, we're watching from dusk to dawn, and then I had to go with what the fuck dusk was, and when the fuck dawn happens, it's apparently that shit happens at different times, different hemisphere, and then Shutter's like, no, just 9 p.m., dude.
00:40:32
jim_phoenix
Like, Oh, okay. I can remember that 9 p.m. Eastern. We're going to start watching this shit. You will be on X, I think.
00:40:38
Kait
i will I will be on X. I'm actually going to be taking over the Mutant Fam Twitter account for the first movie, um which is really exciting.
00:40:45
jim_phoenix
but
00:40:49
Kait
I miss Twitter takeovers, ah trying to get an account that's not mind-banned.
00:40:56
jim_phoenix
i
00:40:56
Kait
ah And then I will be on my account for the rest of it, and then I will be writing an unhinged recap for the website.
00:40:57
jim_phoenix
that
00:41:06
jim_phoenix
Very, very cool, what's what's the mutant fans Twitter account?
00:41:09
Kait
the mutant fam's twitter account is i don't know why i said it like that it is at the mutant fam mine is at kate horror break h o r r o r break k a i t that's
00:41:17
jim_phoenix
Okay, and what's yours? And K, K-A-I-T. Nice, and we'll be on threads because ah we kind of went nuclear on X.
00:41:34
jim_phoenix
We're on threads as underscore haunted empty underscore, and we'll be doing this shit live as wells.
00:41:35
Kait
true
00:41:40
jim_phoenix
So we can have like a thread X off and go bemba bam, bam, bazoom, boom, boom, poweys, no matter what you do have fun.
00:41:48
Kait
Absolutely.
00:41:48
jim_phoenix
Yeah. And then, and then, and then, there's more. Oh wait, there's more. Is there charity? Yes, they do charity. It's awesome. And it's Christmas time. It makes Christmas, honestly.
00:42:00
jim_phoenix
I've not liked Christmas in a long fucking time. The first time I really liked Christmas, I saw them doing the charity thing.
00:42:06
Kait
Yeah.
00:42:07
jim_phoenix
I was like, okay, I can get behind this. And it's always a cool ass charity, too.
00:42:09
Kait
chris Christmas is ruined for me for a while but I'll get through it.
00:42:15
jim_phoenix
Although, yeah, I know. Fucking tough times, Ron.
00:42:18
Kait
Yeah, I don't have times, you know.
00:42:20
jim_phoenix
Now, is there anything you want to say that if I've never seen. Joe Bob Briggs and the last drive in with Darcy the male girl on shutter Fridays at nine p.m. do the marathon tonight. You'll fucking enjoy it. If you've never seen this picture to me, why should I watch this? If I'm a horror fan, why should I watch this?
00:42:46
Kait
Do you miss the days of being 12 years old in your best friend's basement after raiding their parents' VHS collection and watching something you definitely know you should not be?
00:42:58
jim_phoenix
Porn?
00:42:58
Kait
Do you miss making jokes with your friends and maybe saying some things that are a little bit off-color but it's okay because they know you don't mean anything bad by it?
00:42:59
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:43:02
jim_phoenix
Yes.
00:43:08
jim_phoenix
Yes. There you go.
00:43:10
Kait
Yes, do you do you?
00:43:11
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:43:12
Kait
Do you miss drinking until you throw up?
00:43:12
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:43:15
Kait
No, no, nobody does that.
00:43:16
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:43:17
Kait
Don't do that. Don't do that. No, I'm serious though. If you if you want a sense of community, an instant sense of community and camaraderie, or if you just want to be entertained and learn something,
00:43:25
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:43:30
Kait
Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the male girl are the people to watch and to join the mutant fam is absolutely incredible They will welcome you with open arms ah And they have a lot of insider information on this stuff, too So if Joe Bob and Darcy don't give you a tidbit of information somebody from the mutant fam is sure to tell you so It's it's ah just a very good fun educational time
00:43:55
jim_phoenix
No, i I like that. I dig it. And I think you hit it on the head. It's the. Do you want to watch. Kinky hard. Yeah.
00:44:06
jim_phoenix
Do you want to? well Yes, that's a kind of a fun thing, right?
00:44:09
Kait
Yeah.
00:44:09
jim_phoenix
Do you want to watch something with friends and you don't have to worry about? I've done some fucking off off off color. Most of my jokes, I think off color for those days.
00:44:22
jim_phoenix
And you don't have to worry about it. Like you're not going to worry about pissing someone off.
00:44:27
Kait
Yeah, unless you're unless you're outrightly, you know, saying something that's blatantly bigoted or, you know, just way off because they you'll they'll smack that down.
00:44:27
jim_phoenix
You most like. Yeah.
00:44:33
jim_phoenix
Yeah, you don't be a dick.
00:44:36
Kait
You know, like it's it's a welcome when I say it's a welcoming community.
00:44:37
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:44:40
Kait
It doesn't fall victim to the tolerance paradox very frequently. You know, if you're if you're being an asshole and hurting someone's feelings, they'll smack you out of there. But yeah, you can say things that if you probably couldn't say, you know, otherwise.
00:44:55
jim_phoenix
ah Remember that one time I fucked a rabbit?
00:44:57
Kait
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
00:44:57
jim_phoenix
What? Wait, wait, what? Yeah. You know, apps absolutely. And that's, that's what it is. It's a chill hang.
00:45:03
Kait
Like, I admitted to to being willing to fuck an animatronic version of death, you know, last last movie, so I don't, for, no, not for, some yeah, yeah, wait, was it so was that Cemetery Man that was the latest one?
00:45:04
jim_phoenix
It's a good community tonight. Yep.
00:45:14
jim_phoenix
Oh, for cemetery, man.
00:45:17
jim_phoenix
Really?
00:45:20
Kait
Yes, my brain is so fried. But yeah, yeah. He's kind of sexy, you know.
00:45:26
Kait
Hey, I always romance Grim in The Sims, but like you probably couldn't waterboard that out of me outside of this community. I'm not ever going to share that with you.
00:45:26
jim_phoenix
Nice.
00:45:35
jim_phoenix
Although, if you wanna see Kate getting waterboarded, tune in tonight at 9 p.m.
00:45:35
Kait
No.
00:45:39
jim_phoenix
That's their first movie.
00:45:40
Kait
Yeah, me.
00:45:41
jim_phoenix
Spoiler.
00:45:41
Kait
Oh, my gosh. No.
00:45:42
jim_phoenix
Spoiler.
00:45:43
Kait
Spoiler alert.
00:45:45
jim_phoenix
You're getting waterboarded in like ah five minutes.
00:45:47
Kait
Oh, God, he's in my house.
00:45:47
jim_phoenix
Good luck.
00:45:50
jim_phoenix
No, right away, get Katie on her.
00:45:51
Kait
Oh.
00:45:54
jim_phoenix
No, for real. I think you hit it spot on and I can't wait for tonight, 9 p.m. Eastern Friday on Shutter, only on Shutter.
00:46:05
jim_phoenix
And we're gonna watch Joe Bob Briggs, Darcy the male girl, the last drive-in for one more time. Big old marathon.
00:46:11
Kait
Big ol' marathon.
00:46:12
jim_phoenix
As Joe Bob would say, watch my show.
00:46:15
Kait
Four stars.
00:46:16
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I used that i was gonna say this far, as say I was just like, ah.
00:46:16
Kait
Check it out.
00:46:21
jim_phoenix
All right, everyone. that Thanks a lot. That was 45 minutes. We're good.
00:46:24
Kait
Woo!
00:46:25
jim_phoenix
Nicely done. Nicely done. Nicely done. Thanks for coming in. Next time. Next time we're doing breakup stuff of a bunch of people. Oh, spoiler alert. ah Never watch roller gator with anyone.
00:46:38
jim_phoenix
but just Just never watch roller gator period.
00:46:38
Kait
Or tusk, apparently.
00:46:39
jim_phoenix
You'll be fine. Yo, we got to talk about, I can't like, I want to hear that story. um Okay. Next time break up with horror on streaming demons. All I have to say is thanks for having us hit like subscribe, all that shit and watching Joe Bob as Joe Bob break says streaming demons is a good show. Probably. I don't know. I'm not moving his house right now. Bye everyone. The outro.
00:47:13
jim_phoenix
BAM!
00:47:48
jim_phoenix
You're a motherfucker.