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81. Shark Movies that Bite Yer Butt
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In this episode of Streamin' Demons we tackle some hard hitting shark movies. Join Jim Phoenix, JM Brannyk, and special guest Millie on their adventure through Shark Land! Scream in delight when we break apart Shark Warning; Santa Jaws; and Deep Blue Sea! All this and more on the the next Streamin' Demons!
Transcript
Introduction and Special Guest Confusion
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jim_phoenix
Hey, everyone's in Phoenix here.
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Millie
about them.
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jim_phoenix
And boy, are we excited today? We've got a special guest. It's none other than Tara Reed or no way. hol Was it?
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box they_them
I think it's pretty good.
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jim_phoenix
I'm sorry. This is Terry. You should read this. It's Milly from our site. Yeah. Come up a show. We've got Milly coming in. We've got box always here.
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box they_them
It was early.
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jim_phoenix
We've got some sharks. We got movies. Oh, bite your ass and more. All this on the street. Oh, hit it. That was early.
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jim_phoenix
You can't hear of this.
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box they_them
I can barely hear it.
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jim_phoenix
You can barely hear that really.
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box they_them
Barely hear it, yes.
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jim_phoenix
I actually have some new shark theme just for you box.
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box they_them
Do you?
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jim_phoenix
I do, I do.
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box they_them
No you don't. That's a lie.
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Millie
What
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box they_them
Poor Millie.
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jim_phoenix
That's not it.
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box they_them
I'm sorry, Millie. I'm so sorry.
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Millie
was
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box they_them
I think the catchphrase we should have is sorry that Jim is sometimes a dick.
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Millie
that?
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jim_phoenix
Sometimes.
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box they_them
I'll put that on my my business cards too.
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Millie
Yay.
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jim_phoenix
And stuff. Oh, hey, everyone, we're back. Hey,
Episode Lineup Overview
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jim_phoenix
yeah yeah you join.
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box they_them
but
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jim_phoenix
So today in streaming demons, if you have never listened to us, this is actually a good one. We have three peoples.
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box they_them
Shark one.
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jim_phoenix
We have three peoples. We've got the whole thing going. We've got sharks all day. We've got a new staff writer. We've got madness. We've got names Jim can't say. And we've got Tara Reid. Yeah.
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box they_them
Supposedly, allegedly.
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jim_phoenix
Allegedly.
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Millie
Very exciting.
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jim_phoenix
Thanks.
Welcome to Millie
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jim_phoenix
So first of all, I want to welcome Millie to Haunted MTL and to this podcast and to, uh, I don't know, Pluto.
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box they_them
I'm just gonna say my apologies in advance, Millie.
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Millie
This was a great welcome.
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jim_phoenix
yeah Oh yeah, that's right.
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jim_phoenix
By the way, you can see apologies in advance.
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box they_them
Thank you, thank you for coming, thank you.
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Millie
Thank you.
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jim_phoenix
See, Millie says a great welcome.
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jim_phoenix
Now, the first thing you have to really know is, oh my God, no, OK, hold on.
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box they_them
Yeah, no.
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jim_phoenix
I'm going to dial down pain.
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box they_them
i gonna i'm go I'm gonna take away your soundboard.
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jim_phoenix
Don't worry.
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jim_phoenix
You're going to think, wait, that's not even the sound board. That's just me.
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box they_them
But then I can't even that I can't even do my kazoo then, so I guess that's, so yeah.
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jim_phoenix
There are no kazoos. Oh, God, right here.
Millie's Background and Future Plans
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jim_phoenix
All right.
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box they_them
Millie, do you want to talk about yourself and what are your plans for the website? Do you have any?
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Millie
Sure. Hmm, plans for the website. I am currently live in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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jim_phoenix
You currently live in baby Yoda.
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box they_them
You're just going to have to just push through with him.
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jim_phoenix
There's no way there's no way you currently live in baby Yoda.
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Millie
How's that possible?
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jim_phoenix
Cause I live there too.
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Millie
Oh, wow.
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box they_them
You just gotta push through.
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Millie
It is really hot, so I don't know. Maybe I am inside. and
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jim_phoenix
Sorry.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, that's right.
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Millie
But yeah, I'm going to school for writing, and I'm moving in one week.
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jim_phoenix
One week.
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box they_them
Good luck.
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Millie
to Upper Peninsula.
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jim_phoenix
Wait, are you seriously moving in one week?
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box they_them
Good luck ripping. Oh, that's tough.
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Millie
yeah, a week and a half.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah.
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Millie
Yeah. so yeah, my everything looks like a disaster in here if I were to turn my camera around.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah.
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box they_them
And congratulations.
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box they_them
That's okay, it's just us.
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Millie
yeah.
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jim_phoenix
It's just us and the 3 million people watching live right now.
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Millie
Oh yeah, of course.
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jim_phoenix
No big deal. No, use your imaginations.
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Millie
man uh, my plans for the site. i Like, I've been writing, watching horror movies and like, writing little reviews of them for a long time now, just, you know, for my friends. So I'm excited to continue doing that, maybe for a few more people to read.
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jim_phoenix
That's very cool.
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box they_them
Awesome, congratulations.
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Millie
and Thank you.
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jim_phoenix
And one of the first reviews is the movie Millie's going to talk about today.
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Millie
Yes.
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jim_phoenix
Double dipping. That's known as double dipping. That's all right. This is good.
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Millie
It is. so
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jim_phoenix
All right.
Review Format Discussion
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jim_phoenix
so I would like to say this is probably as truthful of any review show you've ever seen in your life. We give accurate reviews down to the decimal points and our reviews are solid gold. No worries.
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box they_them
try not to oil We try not to spoil, but sometimes for a while.
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Millie
Okay.
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jim_phoenix
Right. Well, if the movie's up for years and years and years and years and.
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box they_them
I mean, but Cruel Jaws, we cannot spoil that, guys.
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jim_phoenix
There's no spoiling that.
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box they_them
That is 80s goodness.
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Millie
Ugh!
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jim_phoenix
There's no spoiling Hulk Hogan, discount Hulk Hogan, man. There's no spoiling that. All right.
'Shark Warning' Review Starts
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jim_phoenix
So if you're brand new to streaming demons, again, welcome. The format is simple. I am very lazy. So we always let the special ghosts go first and then box will hit it. And then I will do clean up, I guess, because my movie is usually the best.
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box they_them
Mmm.
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jim_phoenix
You always end with the strongest movie.
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box they_them
Mmm.
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jim_phoenix
And trust me, It ain't this week for me.
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box they_them
Mmm, yeah.
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jim_phoenix
It ain't this week for me. All right, Millie, what movie did you do?
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Millie
So, I've watched Shark Warning, which I've seen spelled
'Shark Warning' Film Analysis
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Millie
with an exclamation point and bent, and without. I think it just came out like a week ago.
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Millie
It's from the asylum. Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
It came out a week ago?
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jim_phoenix
Oh, God, it's an asylum movie.
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Millie
So I guess I really can't spoil it, although like it's hard to, not much could be spoiled in my personal opinion.
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jim_phoenix
Okay.
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jim_phoenix
Are there sharks in it?
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Millie
it is from the same like production company that yeah, there's one shark.
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Millie
So yeah, not the, not multiple.
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box they_them
Is this the same production company that does, Invisible Shark?
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jim_phoenix
Is there's invisible shark?
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Millie
I don't know. They did Sharknado.
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box they_them
Invisible Shark is great.
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Millie
Yeah, I haven't heard of Invisible Shark.
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box they_them
Kind of. Okay.
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jim_phoenix
There you go. Never say a bad word about Sharknado.
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box they_them
Totally different.
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Millie
It's something.
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jim_phoenix
Sharknado's my jam.
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box they_them
Shh. Alright.
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Millie
here
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box they_them
Alright.
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jim_phoenix
there's So they did the best best Shark franchise ever in Sharknado.
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box they_them
Now we're in it.
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box they_them
Mmm.
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Millie
Yeah.
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box they_them
Mmm.
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Millie
I haven't seen it yet, but...
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jim_phoenix
So you're saying, is it in the vein of this? You've never seen Sharknado?
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jim_phoenix
Oh my God.
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Millie
I've never seen it, but I'm convinced.
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box they_them
Hmm.
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box they_them
It's on 2B.
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Millie
I have to.
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jim_phoenix
Is it? Oh, you're missing so much.
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Millie
Easy.
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jim_phoenix
So it is about a tornado, but guess what? Most tornadoes are made out of like air and turbos is this was made out of shark.
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Millie
Are they just like, swiving in a circle so fast?
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jim_phoenix
But is that like shark guts? That'll be very gross.
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box they_them
not not a Not a shark, but multiple, multiple sharks.
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jim_phoenix
Mini sharks. Not mini sharks isn't small sharks. They're all really big sharks. There's a lot of them. There's a plethora of sharks.
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jim_phoenix
swimming, flying through space, it doesn't even matter.
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box they_them
Eating people, yeah, they just eat.
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Millie
Yeah.
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box they_them
All they wanna do is eat.
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jim_phoenix
Except for Finn.
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Millie
How is the like CGI on that?
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jim_phoenix
Rest his soul.
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jim_phoenix
So, no, there's no CGI. On Sharknado, they got sued from PETA, but well worth it.
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Millie
Oh. It's all real.
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jim_phoenix
Box is just tuning me out, it's funny.
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box they_them
I am, I am, cause I don't have my kazoo.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, there's a kazoo here, there's a kazoo here. So, shark warning.
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box they_them
All right, so.
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jim_phoenix
but with the x Okay, do you think it deserves the explanation point?
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Millie
well, honestly, the more that I, I, it's been a few days since I watched it and the more I think about it, the more I have like, love in my heart for it.
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jim_phoenix
Really?
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Millie
but I think it is not, yeah, I would say it's not quite as exciting as Exclamation Point makes it out to be.
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box they_them
It made your heart grow three sharks size bigger.
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Millie
It's a little more of like a drama, a low key shark movie.
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jim_phoenix
Oh,
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jim_phoenix
shark warning is a drama.
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box they_them
Oh, shark exclamation point.
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jim_phoenix
Holy shit.
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box they_them
Wait, wait, what is the title?
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Millie
It's kind of like a soap opera.
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jim_phoenix
It should be shark warning.
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Millie
It's like kind of like a...
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box they_them
more
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jim_phoenix
They should just be a question mark at the end of it then.
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Millie
Yeah, shark warning.
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jim_phoenix
Or just blow your mind. Just put down a semi colon shark warning, semi colon. Like something else is coming later.
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Millie
Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
What's coming? We don't know.
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box they_them
So is the drama with the shark?
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Millie
Yeah.
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box they_them
Does the shark have drama?
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jim_phoenix
Oh my God. The shark has a 95 job.
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Millie
yeah
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jim_phoenix
And like a marriage is going, it is watching roller gator.
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Millie
well
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box they_them
But it's falling apart.
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jim_phoenix
So the shark partner left.
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Millie
Well...
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box they_them
It's falling apart.
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Millie
The shark...
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jim_phoenix
Is this better than movie that you watched?
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jim_phoenix
Sorry.
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Millie
Is it, is it better than the movie I watched? Oh yeah.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah. As the movie with like two sharks get together and like the hum drum of their lives are driving them apart and one shark
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Millie
Yeah, I would. Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
you'd You'd watch that.
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box they_them
But that's not that's not shark warning, though.
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Millie
I'd watch like a shark soap opera. Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, my God.
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Millie
No.
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jim_phoenix
So what's shark warning?
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Millie
i've I've seen Shark Warning compared to Moby Dick in some reviews.
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jim_phoenix
Who's it? Who's in it?
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Millie
So there's some drama between the Shark and the main character Alan.
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jim_phoenix
Really?
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box they_them
Hmm.
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box they_them
Is there sexual tension?
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Millie
he
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Millie
He... I hadn't
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jim_phoenix
No one's fucking the shark box.
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jim_phoenix
Rannick.
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box they_them
I had to ask.
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Millie
considered that.
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Millie
I honestly feel like the main guy, Alan, has like no sex, he's kind of asexual to me. It's not the sexiest.
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box they_them
yeah
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box they_them
I'm into that, that's fine, that's good.
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jim_phoenix
which one the shark or the Hey
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Millie
Yeah.
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box they_them
They could both be asexual, Jim.
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Millie
The guy.
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jim_phoenix
man.
00:09:53
Millie
True.
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jim_phoenix
So if it's about an asexual ahab character who is going after a shark for because he was upset, what happens without spoiling it?
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box they_them
I'm into it.
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jim_phoenix
Is this, you know,
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Millie
So, okay, so this is the first scene. The Allen, little Allen, he's like maybe 10. He's playing on the beach with his brother, Danny. And his, his someone named Ron, who I later figured out is, their uncle is watching them. And then a shark attacks. Ron is nowhere to be seen. Danny is killed.
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Millie
And then Alan survives, flash forward 20 years. Alan is an adult. He's arriving back into his hometown for the first time, I guess, in many years.
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jim_phoenix
Wait a minute.
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Millie
He walks into his hometown bar. And the, like, waitress, Lisa, she is also a main character. She recognizes him from elementary school. She's like, weren't you the guy, the kid who's brother? You were the survivor. And he's like, yes. And then, Ron, yes.
00:11:16
jim_phoenix
I, I've got a question. I'm so sorry. I have a question.
00:11:18
Millie
Yes.
00:11:20
jim_phoenix
So he looks just like he does from elementary school. That's how she recognized him. Like he looks seven.
00:11:27
Millie
That's a great...
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Millie
He must...
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box they_them
there's facial features that just well
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jim_phoenix
is but There's facial features. I don't remember. I can't pick myself. My mom sent me pictures when I was in elementary school.
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Millie
Yeah...
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jim_phoenix
I was like, who the fuck's this? Like that's you. Oh my goodness. Really? So seven years old.
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Millie
and Yeah...
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box they_them
just because you looked so weird and goofy as an adult now compared to your childhood all right so the drama is does the drama come in with like
00:11:51
jim_phoenix
As an adult now, I drink my coffee now.
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box they_them
the, like, him having to, like, confront all this again.
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Millie
Yes, so pretty soon after he arrives in the bar, Ron comes in, and as soon as Alan sees him, he like punches him in the face. And Lisa has to like calm him down, and he's like she's like, is this the guy? He was the one who was watching you. He was there. so that's like the, that's like the emotional drama.
00:12:36
Millie
And then there's more of like the political drama that's also going on because there's a fishing tournament.
00:12:43
box they_them
yeah
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jim_phoenix
there a There's a political drama.
00:12:44
box they_them
color it's foolish There's environmental drama, there's...
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Millie
Yeah. Yeah.
00:12:51
jim_phoenix
but what kind and need No, what's the political drama?
00:12:52
Millie
There's everything.
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jim_phoenix
I'm just curious.
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Millie
So there's a fishing tournament in a few days, but.
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jim_phoenix
As there is.
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Millie
There's no fish in the lake. It's a lake also where the shark is.
00:13:07
jim_phoenix
So they have a shark in the fucking lake.
00:13:09
Millie
Yeah, yes.
00:13:10
jim_phoenix
That's the premise.
00:13:13
Millie
But it,
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jim_phoenix
Did it fall from a cocaine bear plane?
00:13:18
Millie
so this, I don't know if this, it got through the dam.
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box they_them
Okay,
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Millie
I don't know if this is spoiling it. This dam plays a really big role.
00:13:23
box they_them
okay.
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jim_phoenix
Okay, so there is a dam by a lake, the shark gets through it.
00:13:27
box they_them
It gets lead-milling. It is the dam that is the lead character.
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Millie
There's a dam.
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Millie
Yeah.
00:13:33
box they_them
Yes, I get it.
00:13:34
Millie
Yeah.
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box they_them
I'm on board.
00:13:36
Millie
So somehow they explain that there's like salt water also coming through the dam, and that's how the shark survived. I couldn't really follow, personally.
00:13:49
jim_phoenix
I'm pretty sure the screenwriter's using a Ouija board at this point.
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box they_them
Look, you know, that happened in the nineteen tenses sharks when the whole then so when the the original shark attacks were out on...
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jim_phoenix
Or Madlib, this shit.
00:13:54
Millie
Yeah.
00:13:58
jim_phoenix
The 1910s?
00:13:58
Millie
The 19th
00:14:01
jim_phoenix
The 1910s with the big dam with the lake?
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box they_them
I forget where.
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jim_phoenix
Untubey?
00:14:11
box they_them
No, not on Turkey.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, I don't know.
00:14:15
box they_them
That inspired Jaws and whatnot.
00:14:17
jim_phoenix
Well.
00:14:18
Millie
I've never seen this.
00:14:18
box they_them
It got in through a dam.
00:14:18
jim_phoenix
well
00:14:19
jim_phoenix
I seen Jaws Brannock, nothing inspired Jaws.
00:14:22
Millie
I've seen Joe.
00:14:25
box they_them
I've seen all Jawses.
00:14:25
jim_phoenix
Okay. So I have to ask now that, okay, Brannock, you, you and I have both washed all the Jaws, even the cruel Jawses, which is.
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box they_them
Yes, even of the Crawl Jaws. And that is also, I'm gonna put a pin in that. Yes, I have seen all the Jawses.
00:14:41
jim_phoenix
Okay. But when Millie is explaining the setup, did that make you think of Jaws two or three?
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box they_them
That made me think,
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jim_phoenix
Because I can't remember.
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box they_them
of Jaws, it would have to be Jaws 2, because Jaws 3 is when they go to SeaWorld.
00:14:59
jim_phoenix
OK, so see world another one. So two of them, right?
00:15:00
box they_them
Yeah.
00:15:01
jim_phoenix
Or four two or four?
00:15:03
box they_them
You know, I would even say maybe even 1, because therk the shark does go in through, through, I forget where.
00:15:10
jim_phoenix
Where's the protective barrier thing?
00:15:12
box they_them
Yeah, yeah, well, it wasn't a protective, but somebody's like, there's a shark in, you know, that cove over there, and everybody's like, no, there's not.
00:15:18
jim_phoenix
There's a shark in my pool. But okay, no.
00:15:21
box they_them
And it was, spoiler alert.
00:15:22
jim_phoenix
I'm trying to differentiate between me seeing this movie that Millie was talking about, and me misremembering a different movie that sounds just like it, where they have some dude watching two kids on the beach, one kid gets eaten, and they all come back, and there's a bar.
00:15:23
Millie
That's it.
00:15:32
box they_them
It sounds like...
00:15:40
jim_phoenix
Does that sound like one of the Jaws movies? Or did I really just see the movie that Millie just fucking watched?
00:15:45
box they_them
I don't know, maybe you if you she wants...
00:15:47
jim_phoenix
I might have saw the, Millie, I think I saw your movie. because it sounds so familiar. I'm like, my God, this sounds just like this movie.
00:15:51
Millie
yeah
00:15:53
jim_phoenix
I thought it was Jaws, but it was...
00:15:53
Millie
It just came out, but I would not doubt that it is a ripoff of something else.
00:15:59
jim_phoenix
i Okay.
00:16:00
box they_them
what this isn't completely rich do i just cruel job because you are something else to jim you just can't appreciate a good shark movie okay
00:16:00
jim_phoenix
Total...
00:16:03
jim_phoenix
Now, okay. To be to be frank, there there was a time where I was trying to watch a shark movie I liked, and I fell into a string of like a lot of them I just didn't like. So like that might've been one of the things like, man, I don't like this one at all.
00:16:21
Millie
You might be the only other person who's seen this movie, Ben.
00:16:21
jim_phoenix
I am. I can't, I can't. i think
00:16:28
Millie
I went and saw this in the theater.
00:16:28
box they_them
Oh, the director's mother.
00:16:29
jim_phoenix
You were the only one, you saw it in the theater.
00:16:29
Millie
I was the only one there.
00:16:32
box they_them
Oh no.
00:16:35
Millie
Yes!
00:16:35
jim_phoenix
Do I have a screen?
00:16:36
jim_phoenix
Oh God, did I just trash a screener?
CGI and Aftermath in 'Shark Warning'
00:16:40
jim_phoenix
I mean, I love this movie. I don't know what you're talking about with asylum. I love the asylum screeners.
00:16:48
box they_them
Justin is gonna be so sad.
00:16:51
jim_phoenix
I don't remember.
00:16:52
box they_them
Justin's gonna be mad at you.
00:16:53
jim_phoenix
Honestly, I've got too much on me. Okay, so for those who did not watch it or confuse it with one of the Jaws movies, does this special effects, do you see the shark ever or is it kind of is like the Spielberg they made the shark or is it a real shark or it kind of like pencil drawn?
00:17:01
box they_them
but
00:17:10
Millie
It is, it's CGI, it's not the best CGI, but I I would say the shark doesn't come in for at least 30 minutes and it's, they use it sparingly. The scarier parts are more like the after effects.
00:17:24
jim_phoenix
This is the roller gator of fucking shark movies.
00:17:25
box they_them
Okay.
00:17:28
box they_them
It's not the roller skater.
00:17:28
jim_phoenix
This is the roller gator of shark movies.
00:17:31
box they_them
All right.
00:17:32
jim_phoenix
Okay, if if you went in there, go for a box.
00:17:34
box they_them
How is the, okay. How is like, say the acting or, cause you said it's a drama and drama usually has like very strong backbone of, of acting. So what would you say to this?
00:17:50
Millie
I would say most of it was I think people's hearts were in it I really liked the mayor she was like giving full evil like soap opera villain kind of drunk she was awesome and
00:18:05
jim_phoenix
good
00:18:14
jim_phoenix
Oh,
00:18:14
box they_them
Her flavor was drunk.
00:18:17
Millie
Yeah. There's a lot about, like, alcohol in this.
00:18:20
jim_phoenix
oh this is bad.
00:18:23
Millie
Like, the main two characters don't drink, and, like, the mayor's, like, it turns out that she's an alcoholic.
00:18:25
box they_them
oh So it's a social commentary.
00:18:26
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:18:31
Millie
Like, I think that's revealed later, but it's kind of coming through.
00:18:37
jim_phoenix
Yeah, this is, this is bad. I lit, I lit the movie up. You know how sometimes a cast and crew have like, like so one person and cast and crew white might, might, might not have a photo up in IMDB.
00:18:41
box they_them
Is this my pure flicks?
00:18:48
jim_phoenix
Only one does. I was like, it ain't the director either.
00:18:50
Millie
yeah
00:18:50
box they_them
yeah
00:18:53
box they_them
so
00:18:54
jim_phoenix
It's just so random. It's like guy in bar. He plays guy in bar. And if you click on his profile, it's actually a four or four not found.
00:19:00
box they_them
Look, and he played it. He played it so good though.
00:19:03
Millie
Yeah.
00:19:07
jim_phoenix
He ordered that fucking drink in that bar, twice.
00:19:11
Millie
I didn't even i and know that there was a guy in the bar.
00:19:12
jim_phoenix
He had a line, Jack and Coke.
00:19:14
box they_them
Good for him, you know.
00:19:16
jim_phoenix
He even went off script, according to this. Yeah, Milly, did you know, according to the internet lore, the guy in bar actually went off script instead of just saying Jack and Coke, he said, on the rocks.
00:19:29
box they_them
Oh, well, I mean, now he's in the guild.
00:19:30
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:30
Millie
Whoa.
00:19:32
jim_phoenix
They almost had a pan for double lines.
00:19:34
box they_them
He's in the guild now.
00:19:34
Millie
Yeah.
00:19:35
jim_phoenix
Yeah. If you actually read or listen to the director's cut, it's got like 12 takes of that. Just like, so the movie might not been the best movie in the world.
00:19:41
box they_them
Alright, so is- is there-
00:19:46
jim_phoenix
Would you you, you saw it in a theater?
00:19:47
Millie
No.
00:19:48
jim_phoenix
Oh, fuck me. Okay.
00:19:50
Millie
Yes.
00:19:51
jim_phoenix
Uh, would you recommend people?
00:19:52
Millie
It's a very small, like, theater here where,
00:19:58
jim_phoenix
by saying small theater near you, did you actually mean like a DVD player in someone else's car as they drive by you? I've watched movies that way before.
00:20:10
jim_phoenix
Where's my exit?
00:20:10
box they_them
You've reviewed movies that way before.
00:20:11
jim_phoenix
I don't know.
00:20:11
Millie
I wish. No, I literally showed up and the two guys were like, oh, are you here for the movie?
00:20:15
jim_phoenix
Would you pay?
00:20:20
Millie
We're like about to cancel it.
00:20:23
box they_them
Oh no! Oh no!
00:20:24
Millie
But you can go watch it.
00:20:24
jim_phoenix
they They can cancel movies like this? Oh my god.
00:20:28
Millie
Well, if no one shows up, do they still have to play it?
00:20:33
jim_phoenix
i Guy, the tree falls in the woods.
00:20:38
Millie
yeah
00:20:40
Millie
yeah
00:20:40
jim_phoenix
So they're basically saying, the movie was so poor, they're like, it costs electricity to run this thing.
00:20:40
box they_them
no
00:20:46
jim_phoenix
You know that, guys. It's like $1.50.
00:20:49
Millie
yeah the I was wondering like if I had to go to the bathroom if they would pause it for me.
00:20:49
jim_phoenix
We would lose if we had to play this.
00:20:53
jim_phoenix
OK. Would you pay for it again? Yeah.
00:21:01
box they_them
no
00:21:02
Millie
I don't think I would pay for it.
00:21:03
jim_phoenix
That I thought.
00:21:04
Millie
it had
00:21:07
Millie
I have a feeling that it will be free to watch very soon.
00:21:12
Millie
It seems like it is made for television.
00:21:13
box they_them
Thank you, too, Pete.
00:21:14
jim_phoenix
Very, very soon.
00:21:16
Millie
yeah So just hang out until then.
00:21:17
jim_phoenix
Yeah, this is.
00:21:19
box they_them
In the theater. Yeah.
00:21:21
Millie
And then you might have a fun time with it. I kind of love all the characters in it. There's a lot of them.
00:21:29
Millie
And I like have a special place in my heart.
00:21:29
jim_phoenix
And yeah, I think that's it. I think sometimes these movies are, if you watch it the first time in a theater going, I'm far too sober for this shit. And then you leave it on one day.
00:21:42
Millie
Yes.
00:21:43
jim_phoenix
It just comes on TV.
00:21:44
box they_them
No, Jim!
00:21:45
Millie
Yeah.
00:21:45
box they_them
Jim, you have to be sober. Remember, only evil mares are drunks.
00:21:48
jim_phoenix
I know I'm trying my best.
00:21:48
Millie
Oh yeah.
00:21:50
jim_phoenix
I'm trying my fucking best. Oh, holy mares are drunk?
00:21:53
box they_them
Geez Louise.
00:21:56
Millie
You'll get eaten by the shore.
00:21:56
jim_phoenix
That explains Mayor McCheese.
00:21:59
jim_phoenix
Oh, I don't want to be eating my fucking shark. I can't even swim. They can't get me. I'm staying on land. Oh, shark eight. Oh, God dang.
'Shark Warning' Rating and Poster Resemblance
00:22:06
jim_phoenix
Okay, so out of like a one to five completely lose, what would you give this movie? One being the worst, five being, this is the best thing since Jaws four.
00:22:16
Millie
i think i want to give it like a solid 2.5 like maybe that's a little high but like i just feel like it's so in the middle like i it yeah i just
00:22:22
jim_phoenix
2.5. That's amazing. No, that's crazy.
00:22:30
jim_phoenix
I've got a kinder spirit. That's why boxes laughing.
00:22:36
box they_them
You usually rank high, but not a ranked low.
00:22:40
jim_phoenix
I like 2.5. I dig that. Yeah.
00:22:45
Millie
I enjoyed it enough, like, I can only, if I if i hate it, I'm gonna give it below a 2. I kinda liked it, so I'll give it a 2.5.
00:22:54
jim_phoenix
but Okay.
00:22:56
box they_them
That's fair, that's fair.
00:22:58
jim_phoenix
That's more than fair. And that is shark. I'm actually seeing them both the shark warning without the exclamation point and shark warning with it. So yeah, I think they don't even know their own.
00:23:08
Millie
yeah they never
00:23:10
jim_phoenix
They didn't even know their own title for it.
00:23:12
box they_them
and If you see it in the movie theater and if you see it at home at home, there's no exclamation point in the theater.
00:23:19
box they_them
There is.
00:23:20
jim_phoenix
And both ways, the posters just jaws.
00:23:23
Millie
Yes.
00:23:25
jim_phoenix
If you look at the poster box, look it up right now and go, holy shit, that's a JAWS poster, you'd be right. Sorry, is JAWS with a person sunbathing?
00:23:30
box they_them
and
00:23:33
box they_them
Shark warning. I'm looking it up.
00:23:36
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:23:38
box they_them
Okay.
00:23:40
jim_phoenix
I think that's a JAWS 3D poster.
00:23:41
box they_them
I'm, I'm literally getting shark alerts.
Shark Alerts and Misunderstandings
00:23:45
box they_them
Okay.
00:23:45
jim_phoenix
Where do you live?
00:23:45
box they_them
I did not do that movie.
00:23:46
jim_phoenix
There's this fucking shark or larks box.
00:23:49
box they_them
I'm Detroit.
00:23:50
jim_phoenix
Jesus Christ, Detroit's got a Sharknado hit Detroit?
00:23:50
box they_them
and You think you don't have sharks?
00:23:53
jim_phoenix
Oh no, no one noticed.
00:23:56
box they_them
But luckily for us, luckily for us, the but everything's so polluted that we can just light a fire and it's gone.
00:23:56
jim_phoenix
Sorry, Detroit.
00:24:03
jim_phoenix
Actually, box.
00:24:05
box they_them
Allegedly.
00:24:06
jim_phoenix
Uh, first of all, thanks for the review 2.5.
00:24:06
box they_them
Allegedly.
00:24:10
jim_phoenix
I, I don't want to follow that. I don't want to follow 2.5 because I don't know if mine will rate that high.
00:24:13
box they_them
No, you're done.
00:24:18
jim_phoenix
I don't know if mine will get to 2.5. I don't, I don't, I, I i don't, I try this.
00:24:20
box they_them
Oh, no. no.
00:24:22
Millie
yeah
00:24:24
jim_phoenix
I tried for you box so hard. You have no idea how hard I tried.
00:24:27
box they_them
That's okay. I know you're trying.
00:24:30
jim_phoenix
I tried. I've actually watched all the movies too.
00:24:31
box they_them
The trying is half the battle.
00:24:32
jim_phoenix
I've watched these fucking movies box. That's how hard I tried.
00:24:33
Millie
Did
00:24:34
jim_phoenix
I watched the movies. Plurro, I watched more movies for this one shark thing I did to all my reviews combined.
00:24:37
Millie
you?
00:24:39
box they_them
I don't... I don't... Yeah, you kept saying that, and I'm like, I don't know why you're watching more. I mean, I know why I'm watching more, but I don't know why you're watching more.
00:24:48
jim_phoenix
Cause I heard, I thought, I thought we're supposed to do the best shark movies ever.
00:24:52
box they_them
No, we just said A.
00:24:53
jim_phoenix
I kept looking.
00:24:53
Millie
Did you start noticing themes?
00:24:56
jim_phoenix
I, I, I, the thing was,
00:24:57
Millie
With all the movies?
00:24:57
box they_them
Yeah, we have themes, and the theme was shark. Period.
00:25:01
Millie
if
00:25:02
box they_them
No exclamation points.
00:25:04
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I think Boxer is just trying to give me back for bed knobs and broomsticks.
00:25:09
box they_them
right Yeah, that was bad too.
00:25:11
jim_phoenix
but I still say his keynote, by the way. That is the best fucking Angela Lansbury movie I've seen.
00:25:14
box they_them
own She's wonderful. Everybody else.
00:25:18
Millie
I forgot about that movie.
00:25:21
box they_them
Yeah.
00:25:21
jim_phoenix
It's a great movie.
00:25:21
box they_them
Well, you want it?
00:25:22
jim_phoenix
You need to watch it.
00:25:23
box they_them
I bought it as a digital download.
00:25:25
jim_phoenix
Want to borrow it?
00:25:26
Millie
to revisit
00:25:28
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:25:29
box they_them
we were
00:25:29
jim_phoenix
Okay. Box. So what was your, this is your idea box. I'm blaming this all on you. So Brannock, what was your idea?
00:25:32
box they_them
Yeah. Oh, I had fun. So I, and my movie, I will tell you in a minute, I told everybody to put a pin in it.
00:25:36
jim_phoenix
I mean, what was your movie idea?
00:25:36
Millie
time
00:25:37
jim_phoenix
Jesus.
00:25:41
box they_them
and we're not to that pin yet.
00:25:42
jim_phoenix
That's your movie.
00:25:43
box they_them
shot So this is actually done by the first woman to direct an original sci-fi film.
00:25:44
jim_phoenix
Uh, maybe Yona did it.
00:25:45
Millie
to
00:25:50
box they_them
So now again, baby Yoda is anyway, it doesn't matter.
00:25:52
jim_phoenix
Holy shit.
00:25:53
Millie
revisit.
00:25:57
box they_them
So she has like a lot of shark movies in her repertoire already. She has zombie shark, Ozark sharks, Mississippi River sharks, have watched one of those so far.
00:26:05
jim_phoenix
Oh, Jesus shark doing watch one of those zombie Jesus shark.
00:26:08
box they_them
But so far, I said so
00:26:12
jim_phoenix
You've only evenly watched one big brown beaver.
00:26:13
box they_them
No, I saw Mississippi River Sharks. I did watch that one. Or, or was there a shark?
00:26:17
Millie
We were sharks.
00:26:19
box they_them
I forget which one. and what It was when I was living over there. Anyway, it doesn't matter. This movie, I thought, would be great because, no, we are, what?
00:26:29
jim_phoenix
What was that fucking thing? Fox, hold on. What what was that cryptid where you used to live?
00:26:34
box they_them
yeah
00:26:35
jim_phoenix
Big brown beaver, right?
00:26:36
box they_them
No, no, no, no, the Momo.
00:26:38
jim_phoenix
The Momo?
00:26:38
box they_them
It was Momo. He steals your peanut, yeah, he steals your peanut butter
00:26:40
jim_phoenix
He steals your penis? What the fuck?
00:26:43
box they_them
peanut butter sandwiches not your penis no because you interrupted me but he will steal your penis as well your peanut butter sandwich and your penis because he's hungry dude he's fucking hungry man like like no sadly no like momo like a hairy stinky alien question mark
00:26:45
jim_phoenix
Oh, your penis? I'm like, what the fuck, man? Sorry.
00:26:54
jim_phoenix
Why would he steal a peanut butter sandwich? Why? That's pretty fucking particular there.
00:27:00
Millie
sleep momo from avatar
00:27:06
Millie
oh
00:27:11
jim_phoenix
Ouch. Okay.
00:27:12
box they_them
I don't know, small town monsters, small town monsters.
00:27:12
jim_phoenix
Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah.
00:27:15
box they_them
Anyway, going back to this movie.
'Santa Jaws' Review and Details
00:27:17
jim_phoenix
Yes.
00:27:17
box they_them
So I watched this read like previously. So this was my second go around and it was just as delightful.
00:27:23
Millie
It's
00:27:24
box they_them
We're recording this at the very tail end of July, so I can still say it's Christmas in July.
00:27:27
Millie
like Momo from Avatar.
00:27:30
box they_them
And I watched Santa Jaws.
00:27:33
jim_phoenix
Santa Jaws.
00:27:34
box they_them
Yes, because everybody always asked for my opinion on Santa Jaws.
00:27:34
jim_phoenix
The shit's Santa Jaws.
00:27:35
Millie
and girl
00:27:38
box they_them
And I am now here, I have come to this public forum to finally say, I like Santa Jaws. It's true. I don't need any help. I'm very well, thank you.
00:27:53
jim_phoenix
what
00:27:53
box they_them
But no, Santa Jaws is, is a cute little movie.
00:27:57
jim_phoenix
Oh god.
00:27:58
box they_them
it's about, it's actually kind of more of a kid friendly movie. I would say it's a family movie.
00:28:01
Millie
his hand, Raul.
00:28:02
jim_phoenix
Oh, that's a family movie about Jaws.
00:28:04
box they_them
It's a family movie about a killer shark who comes on Christmas, who is also magical. Santa Jaws was actually a creation of this little boy who made, well, he's not a little boy, he's a teen. Anyway, he makes these comic books of Santa Jaws. Well, he gets a magical pen one day, just follow me. He gets a magical pen, he does not realize it's magical, he draws Santa Jaws, and Santa Jaws comes to life.
00:28:36
box they_them
Santa Jaws can only be killed with Christmas-themed weapons. At one point when they do realize this, it accidentally has a magical horn that's a candy cane that it stabs people with.
00:28:51
Millie
Wait, the shark?
00:28:52
jim_phoenix
So, it's, yeah.
00:28:52
box they_them
That was really fun.
00:28:55
Millie
Wait, the shark has the...
00:28:55
box they_them
It's a shark. Yeah. She's a, she.
00:28:58
Millie
e
00:28:59
box they_them
Yes.
00:28:59
jim_phoenix
So she, of of course, we synergize with you, of course.
00:29:00
box they_them
Yeah. Yes. So she is a Christmas shark who eats people and he has to find out basically how he can stop her. because she has eaten all of his family.
00:29:16
jim_phoenix
Oh God, why did I go to work today?
00:29:19
Millie
Hehe.
00:29:20
jim_phoenix
So I have so many questions box.
00:29:21
box they_them
There was five. It's so much fun. Yes, please, please do.
00:29:26
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:29:27
box they_them
I'm the expert of Santa's house now.
00:29:29
jim_phoenix
First I have to say for IMDB, the feature review, did you write this?
00:29:34
box they_them
Yes.
00:29:35
jim_phoenix
This is the title to it. The new gold standard in Christmas shark movies.
00:29:40
box they_them
I wish.
00:29:42
jim_phoenix
You didn't write that. Okay. So it's not from you.
00:29:43
box they_them
I did not.
00:29:44
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:29:45
box they_them
I wish. But no, sadly it's a kindred spirit.
00:29:46
jim_phoenix
and and And these are the the hot quotes from the movie. Are you Clark? Who wants to know? We're Cody's parents. Okay.
00:29:58
jim_phoenix
Which pivotal scene was that from box? Could you walk me through this?
00:30:01
box they_them
Well, you know, probably with Cody's parents. Look, it's about getting what you wish for, and sometimes it's not exactly what you need, you know? This is a troubled kid.
00:30:12
Millie
It's
00:30:13
Millie
beautiful
00:30:14
box they_them
He doesn't get along with his parents because they don't understand him because he likes comic books. He likes this girl who also likes comic books. And see how there's so much teen angst in that?
00:30:23
jim_phoenix
Oh, yeah.
00:30:27
box they_them
obviously it's I would not be surprised I would not be surprised it's like I said it's really kid-friendly there is some blood but you know the theatrics of it are just so out there that I mean there's there's yeah look okay okay so like there's this one scene and I love it where she had Santa just like whips around
00:30:27
jim_phoenix
It is PG movie, by the way. It's TV PG. Yeah.
00:30:43
jim_phoenix
The theatrics are of it. Millie, I hope you're trying to wave me down.
00:30:50
Millie
I do have questions.
00:30:51
jim_phoenix
Oh no.
00:30:56
box they_them
and suddenly the string of Christmas lights comes out of the water and tangles around one of the people and drags her into the water. And that was cinematic genius. Perfect movie. I love it. Okay. What's your questions, Millie? Go ahead.
00:31:12
Millie
No yeah, I was like wondering what the Christmas themed weapons would be and that Makes sense. String of lights.
00:31:22
jim_phoenix
String of lights.
00:31:22
box they_them
string of lights, they had candy canes that were like sharpened down to points.
00:31:24
Millie
Oh, I love that.
00:31:28
box they_them
They put, I believe, bombs inside of ornaments.
00:31:34
jim_phoenix
They being the shark?
00:31:36
box they_them
No, the people attacking the shark.
00:31:37
Millie
So the shark won't die if you throw just a bomb.
00:31:40
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:31:41
box they_them
Right, you could shoot it, no beans, like does not work.
00:31:45
Millie
Whoa.
00:31:46
box they_them
It needs, and you can also play Christmas means music, and it will come to the Christmas music.
00:31:53
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:31:53
Millie
Is there an origin story for her?
00:31:54
box they_them
It's like luring it.
00:31:57
box they_them
Well, again, she's she is the brainchild, the comic book of our main protagonist, Nerd, and his little buddy.
00:32:02
Millie
over
00:32:07
box they_them
And it's funny because there's also talk about how hard it is to be, you know, a person. And the main character's older brother is like this jock. And so the best friend's like, hey, you know, it's really hard for him because he's a nerd. And the jock's like, you know what? It's hard for me too, because I'm not going to get the cool scholarships like he will. And I'm jealous. And it's about family bonding and healing their traumas and sharks.
00:32:31
jim_phoenix
Oh, it's family.
00:32:36
jim_phoenix
Sure is. Except that's not what the SEO says.
00:32:40
box they_them
But that is wrong.
00:32:40
jim_phoenix
The SEO is for, for Santa shark.
00:32:40
Millie
Hehe.
00:32:43
jim_phoenix
Great Mike shark. We can see it. Santa Claus outfit shirt. Why not?
00:32:46
box they_them
Yeah.
00:32:46
jim_phoenix
The third one fist fight.
00:32:48
box they_them
Mm-hmm.
00:32:48
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:32:49
box they_them
Yeah.
00:32:49
jim_phoenix
Punch in the face of the fourth one kicked in the balls as fifth.
00:32:53
box they_them
That's right. He will.
00:32:54
jim_phoenix
the The shark kicks him in the balls.
00:32:56
box they_them
No, no, no, no. In the beginning, there's it's part of the comic.
00:32:58
jim_phoenix
The shark has balls.
00:33:00
Millie
Hehe.
00:33:01
box they_them
So somebody deranged Santa gets kicked in the jingle bells. Yes.
00:33:06
jim_phoenix
And the jinga bells bells bells. All right, box, I. I have to. Is this like a real shark? Is it CGI? Does it.
00:33:17
box they_them
but
00:33:18
jim_phoenix
I'm looking at the photos and are the people's also CGI'd.
00:33:18
box they_them
It is a Okay, so the fin of the shark is
'Deep Blue Sea' Movie Reflection
00:33:24
box they_them
practical, and that I think is where they did well, because they have a little sand.
00:33:25
jim_phoenix
OK. Finn from Sharknado is there. You should say that Finn from Sharknado is there now.
00:33:29
box they_them
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The fin peeking out of the water has a little Santa hat on, and that is practical.
00:33:35
jim_phoenix
So Finn and for Santa Claus hat on is saving the day.
00:33:38
box they_them
No, shark.
00:33:38
jim_phoenix
I dig this.
00:33:41
box they_them
And then I think it's got teeth that are red and green, I think, too. It's really cool. It does have the lights around it. You know, yeah. And then eventually, like I said, it has like the narwhal kind of like horn. And that's a funny part because he's like, great. Now she's got a horn. And that was pretty funny. I laughed.
00:34:02
jim_phoenix
God, I think I watched this movie too.
00:34:05
box they_them
It's really good.
00:34:06
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:34:06
box they_them
It's it's a great Christmas shark movie.
00:34:10
jim_phoenix
I'm afraid to ask.
00:34:13
box they_them
What?
00:34:13
jim_phoenix
Out of five kafus.
00:34:16
box they_them
I'm going to give it a 3.5.
00:34:17
jim_phoenix
3.5. Oh, God.
00:34:18
Millie
Thank you.
00:34:19
box they_them
yeah it's it's i watched it before i had fun i watched it again and everything is cheesy but it's a fun romp like it's it would be great if you have like i don't know preteens and stuff did probably dig it or just or faces of death you know
00:34:20
jim_phoenix
Oh, no.
00:34:38
jim_phoenix
Sure. Or, or hear me out. You can do what I did when I was like a small child and watch Jaws 3 instead.
00:34:48
jim_phoenix
Face is a motherfucking death, yo.
00:34:50
box they_them
I don't recommend any of that. I do recommend Santa Jaws.
00:34:53
jim_phoenix
Face is a death rule.
00:34:54
Millie
Hehehe.
00:34:55
jim_phoenix
So you recommends fine. Okay. oh yeah like So we had,
00:34:57
box they_them
I do. It's fun.
00:34:59
jim_phoenix
Shark warning and Santa jaws I Can god these I can't believe I can't beat these movies.
00:35:05
box they_them
yeah
00:35:07
jim_phoenix
That's a sad shit about my thing Okay, so I I tried box I tried the first move I tried to watch was shark shark a plus and I Knowed the fuck out of that one.
00:35:08
box they_them
yes That's sad. That's sad. What was your movie? Yeah, that was a tough one.
00:35:20
jim_phoenix
I was like fuck this shit
00:35:21
box they_them
That's a tough one, yeah.
00:35:22
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yeah. I was like, uh, like good to Dr. Bush. And I was like, uh, Eric Roberts was in it. So I'm like, Oh, it can't be that, but it's It's bad.
00:35:31
box they_them
It's tough.
00:35:31
jim_phoenix
Bad.
00:35:32
box they_them
It is a toughy one.
00:35:33
jim_phoenix
Yeah. I, I just, yeah, no, it was, uh, I'm not good.
00:35:34
Millie
Really? It sounds good.
00:35:35
box they_them
Your litmus has to be high.
00:35:39
jim_phoenix
And then I saw on Netflix because Paris Olympics is there. I believe it's called Paris under, under Paris where the sharks were underneath Paris.
00:35:49
Millie
Yes.
00:35:52
Millie
I saw that. I almost watched that.
00:35:55
jim_phoenix
See? I'll save you the time.
00:35:57
box they_them
Almost.
00:35:58
Millie
And like the catacombs.
00:35:58
box they_them
Almost watched that.
00:36:00
jim_phoenix
It was brand new. I'm pretty sure they pushed it out just for the Olympics. They probably reskinned something. Everyone who dies, I had no idea who, like, oh, they another person died, cool. I had no idea who anyone was.
00:36:12
Millie
Yeah.
00:36:14
jim_phoenix
I couldn't understand if this person's military or this was a daughter or the daughter's friend.
00:36:17
Millie
Was
00:36:20
jim_phoenix
And then why was she not crying?
00:36:20
Millie
that
00:36:22
jim_phoenix
I didn't know. So box, I kept watching shit.
00:36:24
Millie
in French?
00:36:27
jim_phoenix
It wasn't French, but I watched it in French.
00:36:29
box they_them
Well.
00:36:32
jim_phoenix
No, i have that that I've watched it in French. I might've watched it in English. So mine was dubbed.
00:36:38
box they_them
You're in Quebec and you watched it in English.
00:36:41
Millie
in
00:36:41
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I'm gonna arrested for that shit.
00:36:44
box they_them
I don't know how to say shame in French, but there you go.
00:36:46
jim_phoenix
Shame. Yeah, same thing. So I started to look at the Meg.
00:36:56
box they_them
That's fun.
00:36:57
jim_phoenix
But realized I couldn't spell it. So I kept looking.
00:37:03
box they_them
hope How could you not spell the Meg?
00:37:04
Millie
You cut it forward.
00:37:08
jim_phoenix
Yo. my ability is to do the E thing. I can't. It's always a three in my keyboard. I keeps it reels.
00:37:15
box they_them
Did you accidentally watch Megan?
00:37:20
jim_phoenix
Yo, that would have explained so much.
00:37:22
box they_them
that you're like I the whole thing waiting for a shark.
00:37:23
Millie
Hehehe.
00:37:24
jim_phoenix
There's about this doll, but there's no shark. I watched the entire thing, but there's no shark in this fucking thing.
00:37:28
Millie
Hehehe.
00:37:29
jim_phoenix
Not once, not once. Sadly, the movie I watch has that ability of me watching the entire movie going, This versus not in it. The one I ended up doing was eat the cat because eat the cats got shark dog and damn it.
00:37:41
box they_them
Whoops.
00:37:42
Millie
moment
00:37:48
jim_phoenix
That is the best shark horror I'm ever to see shark doggy dog eat the cat from the back in the nineties.
00:37:55
box they_them
Wow, yeah.
00:37:55
jim_phoenix
Check it out. That's five out of five stars. Unfortunately not.
00:37:58
box they_them
That's a deep pull to eat the cat.
00:38:01
jim_phoenix
I know. I know. I wish.
00:38:03
box they_them
yeah mom My mom's going to love this episode though.
00:38:03
jim_phoenix
Okay. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
00:38:05
box they_them
My mom's going to love it. She loves to eat the cat.
00:38:07
jim_phoenix
I love Eek the Cat. I've seen them all from the satellite dish speeds, but I couldn't remember in time to watch Eek the Cat. So I watched Deep Blue Sea, just happened to be on Netflix as well.
00:38:22
box they_them
What's a fun one?
00:38:24
jim_phoenix
I remember watching it in the theater. Oh my God, am I, 1999, okay, not that old then.
00:38:29
box they_them
and
00:38:30
jim_phoenix
I remember watching this in the theater and thinking, this is a movie with Samuel Jackson.
00:38:36
box they_them
yeah
00:38:37
jim_phoenix
and that's all my thought was.
00:38:40
jim_phoenix
It got caught that far.
00:38:40
box they_them
There's a parrot.
00:38:42
Millie
from me
00:38:42
box they_them
There's a parrot in it.
00:38:43
jim_phoenix
Oh, LL Cool J has a parrot, a sassy talking wrapping parrot that rollerblades.
00:38:45
box they_them
l oh
00:38:49
jim_phoenix
Holy shit, that's rollergater.
00:38:50
box they_them
song
00:38:51
jim_phoenix
Hold on.
00:38:51
box they_them
his song is the best my hat is like a shark fin 10 out of out of 10
00:38:57
jim_phoenix
Oh, yeah. No, one of the dead plus me, one of the Punisher variances in it as well.
00:38:58
Millie
Promise
00:39:04
jim_phoenix
if If you ever seen people's careers, the reason why I watched this movie, I looked up deep blue and sweet deep blue sea.
00:39:07
Millie
me.
00:39:14
jim_phoenix
And we look it up. It says Kate McKinnon's in it. I'm like, how fucking old the Kate McKinnon have to be in 99 to be in this movie with everyone else?
00:39:18
box they_them
it's
00:39:22
jim_phoenix
Like this is like an adult. Everyone's adults here, right?
00:39:24
box they_them
Is that, is that a different Kate McKinnon?
00:39:25
jim_phoenix
like
00:39:28
jim_phoenix
No, different fucking movie. I watched the entire goddamn movie. And there's like go there's like two blondes in it. So I'm like, well, that could be like a very young-ish Kate McKinnon, but not young enough to be 99 version of Kate McKinnon.
00:39:38
Millie
Thank
00:39:41
box they_them
You keep doing this, Jim.
00:39:43
jim_phoenix
i I watched the entire fucking thing then found out she did the voice for Magic School Bus episode called Deep Blue Fucking Sea.
00:39:46
Millie
you.
00:39:52
box they_them
Well, I hope it was a deep blue fog, can you see?
00:39:53
jim_phoenix
Thank you, Google. Thank you, Google. Yeah, fucking C, I think that's it. So yeah, no. So I watched the entire thing for Kate McKinnon. And then my dislike is like I saw Jacqueline McKenzie, like McKinnon, Mackenzie, maybe she just wanted to change her name a bit. She was ashamed of this fucking movie. I went through Kate McKinnon's IMDB just to check it out. I'm like, my God, is this like a fucking Reese Witherspoon thing where she's just really ashamed of what she did in 99? No. Not that at all.
00:40:24
jim_phoenix
She wasn't even fucking in it. That's how ashamed she was. She's just like fucking five years old. She wasn't in this movie.
00:40:33
box they_them
No.
00:40:33
jim_phoenix
I have no idea how okay I'm gonna get in this. Okay, so she might've fucking done the voice of the parrot.
00:40:37
box they_them
Maybe choose the parrot.
00:40:42
jim_phoenix
We've got sharks, we've got Sam Jackson, we've got LL Cool J, and we've got Punisher Variant, and some other guy, I'm not going to say his name.
00:40:47
box they_them
Mm hmm.
00:40:55
jim_phoenix
Honestly, God, I just watched it.
00:40:56
box they_them
Mm hmm.
00:40:57
jim_phoenix
It finished 20 minutes before we're recording. I still don't know what the fuck happened. I think the
00:41:04
box they_them
It's about sharks that are super smart because somebody was trying to cure cancer and instead they made really super shark smart sharks that then eat Samuel L. Jackson.
00:41:19
jim_phoenix
Yeah, this is back by the day when Samuel Jackson kind of did a bunch of movies where he dies in the first fucking scenes.
00:41:20
Millie
Wow.
00:41:25
jim_phoenix
It's like, there's a snake on the plane.
00:41:27
box they_them
No, he was in it through the whole thing.
00:41:28
jim_phoenix
it. Does he live in a snake on the plane?
00:41:31
box they_them
Yes, of course he does.
00:41:32
jim_phoenix
Oh, the Star Wars movie.
00:41:33
box they_them
now
00:41:33
jim_phoenix
I'm going to start with, ah, fuck him.
00:41:35
box they_them
i I feel like this is a whole, like a psycho situation, you know, where you go in thinking, oh, he's going to be fine. And he's not.
00:41:46
jim_phoenix
Well, all I know is this is an award winning movie for LL Cool J.
00:41:47
box they_them
Spoiler. For a really old movie.
'Deep Blue Sea' Absurdities and Fun Elements
00:41:52
jim_phoenix
The blockbuster entertainment awards.
00:41:52
Millie
Wow.
00:41:55
jim_phoenix
Yes, motherfuckers, there was blockbusters back then and they're big enough to have their own award shows.
00:42:02
box they_them
Those were the days.
00:42:04
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:04
Millie
Yeah. Does that mean that Salt had the most rentals?
00:42:07
box they_them
Okay, what would you, what would you give like?
00:42:07
jim_phoenix
It's it's painful.
00:42:11
box they_them
Yeah, maybe, maybe a day.
00:42:12
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:42:15
box they_them
So what do you think about, of course, like, is it CGI?
00:42:17
jim_phoenix
date night movies.
00:42:18
box they_them
Is it practical? How's the music? How's the acting?
00:42:23
jim_phoenix
Oh, let me just, I'll explain it.
00:42:24
box they_them
How's the parrot?
00:42:26
jim_phoenix
The parrot, I think, it was CGI. Let me explain just two scenes.
00:42:28
box they_them
just
00:42:30
jim_phoenix
I'm gonna answer your question by just saying two scenes. One, LL Cool J is attacking a shark with the smallest goddamn hatchet he could fucking find.
00:42:33
box they_them
Okay.
00:42:39
box they_them
Mm-hmm.
00:42:39
jim_phoenix
in the universe. It looks like it was like a pen knife hatchet.
00:42:41
box they_them
Yeah.
00:42:42
jim_phoenix
He's like, I'm gonna get you shark. I'm gonna kill everyone. Like what the fuck is this? They couldn't fool a dollar store, or at least to buy a actual hatchet. I have no idea where he finds this. His knives, he's cutting up shit. He's the cook. He's cutting stuff up. Those knives were bigger. He could, the parrots beak was bigger.
00:42:58
box they_them
Look.
00:43:00
jim_phoenix
He just could take it and parrots start stabbing this fucking shark with it.
00:43:00
box they_them
he
00:43:04
jim_phoenix
So that's one, and he's also wearing empty hammer pants. No reason, no fucking reason whatsoever. Otherwise someone was just selling some shit.
00:43:09
box they_them
I mean, I think there's a big reason.
00:43:12
jim_phoenix
He was too legit. He was too legit to be in this fucking movie with Sam Jackson.
00:43:14
box they_them
Yes. To quit.
00:43:16
jim_phoenix
That's what it was.
00:43:16
box they_them
Yeah, exactly.
00:43:18
jim_phoenix
So that's one of the scenes and the other scene, the guy who played the first Punisher or is that Delph Longrin? So whichever one, like the second Punisher, I don't know.
00:43:28
box they_them
I don't know.
00:43:29
jim_phoenix
One of the Punishers, he jumps up on the shark as he's swimming, excuse me, as other else swimming, does a karate pose underwater, jumps, tackles the shark in mid swim, and as the shark jumps up, he starts holding on to the fin and starts riding it like a, I don't know, whatever you ride with a fin, a horse.
00:43:44
box they_them
and I mean, wouldn't you want to?
00:43:56
jim_phoenix
He's riding it like a horse.
00:44:01
jim_phoenix
Sure, at the same time, The other person is supposed to shoot it with our prune.
00:44:07
box they_them
What do you think? What is he supposed to do? Surf it? Like, what are you even saying?
00:44:11
jim_phoenix
I don't fucking know. He's trying to, one person cuts her hand and then they started bleeding all over and then she was bait and she was a main character.
00:44:13
box they_them
He's trying his best.
00:44:20
jim_phoenix
I don't know, man. That little cool J shoots a guy through the fucking leg and everything blows up, but he survives. I don't fucking know, dude.
00:44:27
box they_them
the
00:44:28
jim_phoenix
Like the shark looks like an atomic shark explosion happens.
00:44:30
Millie
I feel like you have to have the hand to hand combat.
00:44:34
jim_phoenix
There was, yeah.
00:44:35
Millie
Yeah.
00:44:35
jim_phoenix
I got good props.
00:44:35
box they_them
yeah
00:44:36
jim_phoenix
I'm like, that Punisher guy is like, a fuck this shit, I'm gonna take this guy on. Rolls up his sleeves, just jumps in the water, starts doing Cobra Kai on it.
00:44:44
box they_them
and
00:44:45
jim_phoenix
It's fucking awesome.
00:44:45
box they_them
Hell yeah.
00:44:46
jim_phoenix
No, wait, wait, wait. My bad, hold on. I was watching Cobra Kai. No, no idea. No idea what the fuck happened in the deep blue sea. I was watching Cobra Kai season four or five, whatever it is now. I think this is sharking it. And then I watched Happy Days where I saw Fonzie literally jump on these fucking things.
00:45:01
box they_them
Okay.
00:45:05
jim_phoenix
I think it had an exclamation point when he did it.
00:45:05
box they_them
Yeah.
00:45:08
jim_phoenix
The end.
00:45:08
box they_them
No, I think it was a roller-gater in the end.
00:45:11
jim_phoenix
Roller, a roller gator could have shark in it. That'd be so fucking tight. No, it's sincerely deep blue sea was.
00:45:15
box they_them
so what would you what would you give deeply see this is one that's actually pretty classic
00:45:20
jim_phoenix
Let me see.
'Deep Blue Sea' Ratings and SEO Jokes
00:45:22
jim_phoenix
Milly gave a 2.5. Brannock gave a 3.5. It is award winning. It is an award winning movie.
00:45:30
box they_them
yeah it was fun in a job again again the song my hat is like a shark fin
00:45:42
jim_phoenix
And look, look, look, the SEO for this movie.
00:45:45
box they_them
Mm-hmm.
00:45:45
jim_phoenix
Shark. number one human versus shark.
00:45:47
box they_them
Yeah.
00:45:49
jim_phoenix
They spell versus out because fuck the small people who'd like to do the BS thing. That could be like a Pearl Jam album.
00:45:53
box they_them
Yeah.
00:45:55
jim_phoenix
And the third one research.
00:45:56
box they_them
Pirate? Oh, I thought it was going to be a pirate.
00:45:58
jim_phoenix
I wish, I wish it was fucking parrot would make sense.
00:45:59
Millie
Research.
00:46:01
jim_phoenix
And then shark attack and then experiment.
00:46:05
box they_them
Yeah, they were experimental sharks.
00:46:08
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they experimented shit on this from sharks, man.
00:46:09
box they_them
Yeah.
00:46:11
jim_phoenix
The soundtrack went to one number one.
00:46:14
jim_phoenix
at LL Cool J's house for half a minute, and then Cool Mo Di came by and slapped him up.
00:46:15
Millie
currently
00:46:18
box they_them
Yeah.
00:46:21
box they_them
and Speaking of the 90s.
00:46:21
jim_phoenix
See, that's a fucking 90s joke right there. You're welcome.
00:46:26
jim_phoenix
Ah, God. Yeah, when do I get done with this thing? I want to give it higher than your scores. I do.
00:46:37
box they_them
But you won't.
00:46:37
jim_phoenix
Samuel L. Jackson's in it, LL Cool J's in it,
00:46:39
box they_them
You just don't like the movies I like.
00:46:42
jim_phoenix
The parrot from fucking Aladdin's in it.
00:46:45
box they_them
and
00:46:46
jim_phoenix
it's I can't practice that.
00:46:48
box they_them
Maybe.
00:46:49
jim_phoenix
I have fond memories of watching this in the theater with somebody I'm guessing.
00:46:50
box they_them
So Kate McKinnon's in it.
00:46:55
jim_phoenix
I was very drunk in the 90s. You have to understand I was blackout through most of the shit. So I probably remember it differently. I thought that shark was talking in my version.
00:47:01
box they_them
Probably.
00:47:02
jim_phoenix
I don't know. It was about a wrapping shark with rollerblades.
00:47:04
box they_them
It was actually the parrot.
00:47:06
Millie
I
00:47:06
box they_them
It was about a wrapping chart with a parrot.
00:47:09
jim_phoenix
Parrot on its shoulder.
00:47:09
box they_them
So what would you give it? What would you give it?
00:47:15
jim_phoenix
I'm going to give it a three. Three is not as I know. I know.
00:47:20
Millie
don't know.
00:47:20
box they_them
okay well you didn't get a screener for it that's why
00:47:21
jim_phoenix
And yeah, if I got a screen for this with the best fucking movie ever, man, I got Ella, and Sam Jackson shit. Yes. And the parrot wraps.
Final Rating and Thoughts on 'Deep Blue Sea'
00:47:30
jim_phoenix
It's so got a wrapping parrot in it from Aladdin and the Punisher. Hell yeah. No, it's, it's, it's smart. It's on Netflix. If I had to pay for it again, I'm not going to go see the 25th anniversary screening of this. But i' I was sober, I watched it, it was fine. The end.
00:47:34
box they_them
all right three is still good three is still good
00:47:50
box they_them
the end yeah we have plugs now yeah yeah exactly you
00:47:51
jim_phoenix
That's my tagline. Okay, when you're sober, I guess, or some shit. Shrug shoulders. Three out of five gathoos. My God, that's it.
00:47:59
Millie
We get so much better than average.
00:48:03
jim_phoenix
We have three, is that see? We have one from 2.5 through 3.5 through three, we all end up nicely. Now, Milly, we usually do plugs at the end of the show. What would you like to plug? You don't have to plug anything at all.
00:48:18
box they_them
could plug yourself on or whatever you want.
00:48:23
Millie
oh, I don't know. What are you guys plugging?
00:48:28
jim_phoenix
Oh, I know what I'm plugging.
00:48:31
box they_them
i I usually will plug something that's going on on the website or a charity.
00:48:37
jim_phoenix
Bullshit.
00:48:39
box they_them
I usually do charity, but I have to, don't you even?
00:48:39
jim_phoenix
Charity usually. You never plugged anything on the website.
Plugs Segment and 'Predator in Peril' Charity
00:48:46
jim_phoenix
Fuck, I don't remember that stuff.
00:48:47
box they_them
Don't you call me out in front of Millie like that.
00:48:49
jim_phoenix
Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what...
00:48:53
box they_them
Do you want me to plug first and then you can kind of get a feel for it and try to.
00:48:55
jim_phoenix
Milly, we've had people literally plug a pencil they found in their room.
00:48:57
Millie
Sure.
00:49:01
box they_them
Yeah, that's true. We have.
00:49:04
jim_phoenix
I don't like to plug this pencil. Where's it from? I don't know, I just found it in my house. Like, okay.
00:49:06
Millie
Hehe.
00:49:08
box they_them
It's been stalking me.
00:49:09
jim_phoenix
Good plug.
00:49:12
jim_phoenix
Right, so, okay, Box, what's your plug?
00:49:15
box they_them
I'm going to plague. now I can't find it.
00:49:19
jim_phoenix
What's your plug box?
00:49:20
box they_them
I'm trying to find it.
00:49:21
jim_phoenix
you should plug your hole.
00:49:24
box they_them
I'm trying to find it.
00:49:25
jim_phoenix
Plug that pie hole box.
00:49:25
box they_them
Why can't I find it? It was about sharks.
00:49:30
jim_phoenix
It's about sharks. Oh Christ. Are you going to plug Fonzie?
00:49:33
box they_them
that's Okay. I got it. I got it.
00:49:34
jim_phoenix
Oh yeah.
00:49:35
box they_them
I got it.
00:49:35
jim_phoenix
Yeah. What is it?
00:49:36
box they_them
Okay. Predators in peril dot.org.
00:49:40
jim_phoenix
How the fuck do you spell that predators in Paris?
00:49:41
box they_them
Okay.
00:49:43
jim_phoenix
It could is like a spelling test box.
00:49:45
box they_them
you can you can just google yes the main for focus of predators in peril project is to provide images for yeah yeah it's about predators it's p r e d a t o r s i n p e r i l dot org and
00:49:45
jim_phoenix
I thought you're plugging a charity, not a goddamn spelling test. Okay. The hardest spelled charity ever. How do you spell it? Honestly got high split.
00:50:09
jim_phoenix
Fuck me.
00:50:10
box they_them
I just want to let people know, like be careful because when you you open it, it's images that are are sad of sharks.
00:50:14
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:50:17
jim_phoenix
oh
00:50:18
box they_them
And if you love sharks like I do, you want them to be protected.
00:50:21
jim_phoenix
Hey, hey, allegedly, allegedly like you love sharks.
00:50:24
Millie
Mm-hmm.
00:50:25
box they_them
have the
00:50:26
jim_phoenix
Oh, you mean like you enjoy watching sharks? i I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you meant the other thing. Like that case hasn't settled yet.
00:50:33
box they_them
Look, no, there's no case. There's just a marriage. It's weird.
00:50:36
jim_phoenix
Not no more anymore.
00:50:37
box they_them
There's legalities.
00:50:38
jim_phoenix
I wish I've slept with fish.
00:50:40
box they_them
But basically, they have images that they send to basically conservation things and stuff like that. like
00:50:48
jim_phoenix
Why would, why would you send horrific shark images to conservationists?
00:50:53
box they_them
Because it is for media campaigns. like Such campaigns can imp include can include public exite exhibitions, magazine articles,
00:50:57
jim_phoenix
This is like shark gore porn.
00:51:03
Millie
Thank you.
00:51:05
box they_them
and they basically work directly in the field with local shark fishermen and scientific researchers.
00:51:07
jim_phoenix
Oh, to hear Alzheimer's with smart sharks.
00:51:10
box they_them
So they are trying. No, they're trying to make sure that people understand that there is still a lot of people that are killing sharks and they are vulnerable species.
00:51:25
jim_phoenix
Okay. I dig that. So it's shark and peril. Fuck.
00:51:30
box they_them
Sharks and peril dot.org.
00:51:30
jim_phoenix
It's no, it's not. No, it's not motherfucker. It's predator and peril.
00:51:33
box they_them
Predator, you're right.
00:51:34
jim_phoenix
I just fucked your shit up too.
00:51:37
box they_them
Stream... Streamens, framens.
00:51:39
jim_phoenix
Steam is demons enter provoco streaming demons.
00:51:40
box they_them
Streamen, demons. All right. look
00:51:43
jim_phoenix
Oh, I get it right. The first time. Fuck me.
00:51:46
box they_them
Predators in peril. Gray whites.
00:51:49
jim_phoenix
bemons Speedman's predator predators are predator.
00:51:50
box they_them
Spinens. All right. Okay, I'm... Preditors. Because there's more than one.
00:51:56
jim_phoenix
towards us, so this is the A at the end, okay.
00:51:59
box they_them
Yeah, exactly. And your hat is like a sharkfin.org.
00:52:03
jim_phoenix
Box, box, this is just a guess why they're in peril, because no one can remember the goddamn address. Okay, that's like a fucking typing test. It's 12 words long.
00:52:12
box they_them
Your, your face is a typing test.
00:52:15
jim_phoenix
My device is fucking a braille test.
00:52:16
Millie
And.
00:52:18
jim_phoenix
Haha, sick self burn, I had to be there to see it.
00:52:21
box they_them
Predators in
00:52:21
jim_phoenix
All right. So that was predator predators and peril.com.
00:52:26
box they_them
peril dot.org.
00:52:28
jim_phoenix
Fuck. Is it that word?
00:52:30
box they_them
It's to work. I said that.
00:52:32
jim_phoenix
All right. Just Google bad sharks. Google that shit predators in peril.org.
00:52:35
box they_them
I.
00:52:38
box they_them
Not a shark sharks.org.
00:52:39
jim_phoenix
Sounds like a great charity. Check it out. Naughty sharks.org.
00:52:42
box they_them
love of all Allegedly.
00:52:43
jim_phoenix
I think that's something else.
00:52:45
box they_them
Allegedly.
00:52:46
jim_phoenix
i but So Millie, do you have a very ultra hard website name you want to plug?
00:52:53
box they_them
the
00:52:54
Millie
and I did not prepare one.
00:52:55
jim_phoenix
That shows like gory stuff from sharks.
00:52:57
box they_them
So just let her talk.
00:53:01
Millie
I don't have my website prepared.
00:53:06
Millie
Can I plug the... I'll plug a haunted MTO. One trail.
00:53:10
jim_phoenix
Awesome.
00:53:10
Millie
but
00:53:11
box they_them
Okay. Do you know what kind of articles that you're going to be you know like looking at? like what What kind of like grabs your attention in horror?
00:53:20
Millie
Good question. I really like campy things. I like things that are ridiculous.
00:53:32
box they_them
OK.
00:53:34
Millie
And i like old I like really old movies. Like horror from like the code era.
00:53:40
box they_them
okay
00:53:42
box they_them
You're in good company.
00:53:45
jim_phoenix
Oh, that's nice.
00:53:47
box they_them
You're in good company, me and Wade, whenever he gets around to it. Wade, why now? We also like a lot of the old timey camping movies.
Millie's Horror Film Tastes and Recommendations
00:54:00
Millie
Yes, yeah.
00:54:01
box they_them
Thank you.
00:54:03
Millie
Thank you.
00:54:03
jim_phoenix
However.
00:54:04
box they_them
Jim, would you would you would you like to plug your 90s thing
00:54:09
jim_phoenix
Actually, not going. I'm not going to plug my book today. Although I will say it ain't winning the awards.
00:54:12
box they_them
news
00:54:15
jim_phoenix
You know, when the pollsters prize is like the best chance you've got an award, you're kind of fucked right now.
00:54:20
box they_them
oh
00:54:21
jim_phoenix
I'm like, Hey, it might win the poll. So I will say this, Millie, if you ever really want to test your campy skills out, you look up roller gator.
00:54:31
box they_them
Oh no.
00:54:34
box they_them
It has to be used for a date, or a date for minutes.
00:54:34
Millie
Okay.
00:54:36
jim_phoenix
yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I freak forgot.
00:54:37
Millie
yeah
00:54:38
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Matter of fact, don't watch it until you want to date and then find someone, bring them their house, your house, whatever it's going to be and put that shit on and say it's the best movie you saw.
00:54:42
box they_them
and me
00:54:42
Millie
okay for Okay.
00:54:47
box they_them
We're sorry. We apologize. But yes, this is a litmus.
00:54:51
Millie
Okay. you Okay. Okay.
00:54:54
Millie
Okay. The dating test.
00:54:54
box they_them
I say you should probably watch the MST3K.
00:54:59
box they_them
I mean, the Riftrax version. Sorry, Riftrax version, but it's up to you.
00:55:03
Millie
Okay, writing this down.
00:55:05
jim_phoenix
It's hard. No, don't.
00:55:07
Millie
Next week, the the theater is showing Mefgator, which is the new BSIO movie.
00:55:08
box they_them
Oh, no.
00:55:15
box they_them
That's the new one. Yeah, I couldn't get a screener for that. But I have seen cocaine shark, which is true.
00:55:18
Millie
Really?
00:55:20
jim_phoenix
Methgator.
00:55:21
Millie
I've seen some of Cocaine Bear.
00:55:23
box they_them
Yeah. All these animals are so addicted. There's cocaine bears.
00:55:27
Millie
Yeah.
00:55:28
box they_them
There's cocaine sharks. There's meth gators.
00:55:30
jim_phoenix
OK.
00:55:31
box they_them
It's really sad.
00:55:32
Millie
Yeah.
00:55:32
box they_them
Actually, somebody should start an organization.
00:55:36
jim_phoenix
Would you really be afraid of a methgater to ain't got no teeth? Was it in the gummy to death?
00:55:40
box they_them
I don't know, man. It's, it's, it can still break bones, man.
00:55:45
jim_phoenix
Nah, yeah, yeah.
Goodbyes and Future Episode Hints
00:55:47
jim_phoenix
Well, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna plug Gen Con. If you're listening to this, that means Gen Con's already started August, shit today actually, August 1st until whatever the Monday is or Sunday, go check it out. And unlike the first couple of years, I got a pretty,
00:56:03
Millie
Thank
00:56:05
jim_phoenix
folk dance card. If you see me, nad me, I'll give you some free stuff. So by the way, who knows? I was like good friend.
00:56:10
Millie
you.
00:56:10
jim_phoenix
Dr. Payne would say, nope, that's McPhee. Damn it.
00:56:17
box they_them
Nope. Nope.
00:56:18
jim_phoenix
Oh, who cares?
00:56:18
box they_them
There we go. We got there.
00:56:20
jim_phoenix
I'll make it up here. So that's it for the show. Thanks Millie for coming over and talking about shark warning and next time up. Oh, and give me no fucking sharks.
00:56:31
Millie
Thank you for having me.
00:56:33
jim_phoenix
Go. Oh, you're very much welcome.
00:56:36
box they_them
What is it going to be?
00:56:38
jim_phoenix
It's going to be punk rock Christmas this year. Only set is going to be a sex pistol for a day.
00:56:49
jim_phoenix
No, I actually had one. Damn it. I had one.
00:56:52
box they_them
I had a couple, too. I had a couple.
00:56:56
jim_phoenix
Hmm.
00:56:56
box they_them
But I chose this one, so you can choose the next one.
00:56:59
jim_phoenix
We should do date night or anti date night horror movies. We're really good at one of them.
00:57:06
box they_them
Okay.
00:57:07
jim_phoenix
Guess which one, folks? The date of that one.
00:57:11
box they_them
but one
00:57:20
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I'm a motherfucker.