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79. The Top Witch Horror of All Time!
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Which horror? The Best Witch Horror, that is! Today we run down our top Witch movies and do so deeper dives on Box's 'best' choice of Witchery with The Hoff, whilst Jimbo hits up the interstellar hit of Empire Queen: Golden Age of Magic, and then the two tag-team The Craft. All that and more on this specialy Witchy Streamin' Demons.
Transcript
Show Introduction and Topic Clarification
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jim_phoenix
Hey everyone. I forgot my lines.
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box
Hey everybody, it's Jim Phoenix here, and another exciting episode for
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jim_phoenix
Hey everyone's Jim Phoenix here.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, do the rest. You're doing me well. Go for it box. I mean Jim.
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box
you on Stream of Demons. We're gonna talk about bitches? Is that it? Is that it, J-box? No, it's not it, Jim. I think we're talking about bitches. All that and more on the next stream of demons.
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jim_phoenix
God damn, that was good. Good job. It made me laugh. Oh, Cam. Oh, Cam.
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box
Thank
Humorous Banter and Theme Discussion
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jim_phoenix
ba ba
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box
you.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, cut that other music off.
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box
I knew I knew you were gonna do I was waiting for it Pride every day oh There's there is no pride in this Yeah,
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jim_phoenix
That's no longer pride day. So fuck that song. We're not doing that no more. No, I ain't got no pride. I'm doing a show of you. There's absolutely no pride left.
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jim_phoenix
Welcome to st streaming demons where we give you some streaming and some demons, or if you sell candles steaming, spleemas.
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box
yeah it was like screaming
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jim_phoenix
Scream screaming.
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's?
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jim_phoenix
Oh, or, or, or, uh, Oh, I can't do that one.
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's?
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's?
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jim_phoenix
I shouldn't do that one. Nevermind.
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's?
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jim_phoenix
No, not semen demons.
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's?
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jim_phoenix
We actually did the episode of semen demons.
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's?
Discussion on 'The Witch' and Witch-related Content
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box
Dreamin's? Dreamin's? Dreamin's? and oh that's right we did
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jim_phoenix
No, yeah.
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box
Dreamin's?
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jim_phoenix
This, it was episode 69.
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box
Dreamin's?
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jim_phoenix
It came out like in season three, 712 episodes later, but yeah.
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box
yeah
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box
It's a retroactive. We write conduct.
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jim_phoenix
Well, this is what I want to say. If you're new to streaming demons, this is a great episode to be on because we got a little bit of, job which is not a little bit of everything, but we've got some witchy stuff for you.
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box
We do.
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jim_phoenix
And this is going back to our original, how Haunted MTL started off, was actually a ghost hunting site. But after that, and when we decided to start to do like, yes, in the world, we decided just like to write about it then.
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box
the
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box
When we solved all the ghost problems in the world.
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jim_phoenix
And the first, very first review on this site was, bought the witch.
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box
The Vivich.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah.
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box
I almost watched that.
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jim_phoenix
And how it's not a horror movie.
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box
I almost watched that and said, this is the best movie ever.
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jim_phoenix
You almost watched it?
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box
Five stars. Well, I have watched it before, but I almost watched it for this episode.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, for this episode? Oh god, that would have been like horrific.
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box
Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
Not in a good way either.
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box
That would have been hilarious. That would have been funny.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah.
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box
I remember there's a goat in it. I remember Seth... Seth Martinez? Sorry, we do have...
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jim_phoenix
Zef Martinis is in the witch? Shit, I'd watch it then.
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box
No!
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jim_phoenix
If Zef's in the witch, I'd watch the shit.
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box
No, no, no. We have a writer and he wrote an article about it and gave it very high source. Cthulhu.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, that's right.
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box
My apologies.
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jim_phoenix
I remember that was a time i outside. I was going to fire your fires.
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box
yeah
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jim_phoenix
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
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box
Yes, but we have witches today.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah, and we do. And we were going to do the top four type thing.
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box
We do.
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jim_phoenix
We can still do a quick for witches. Can we like not even talk about them? Just like, what are your top four favorite witch movies? And then talk about our particular movies.
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box
Oh. OK, I mean, yeah yeah we get we're doing this.
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jim_phoenix
We do that.
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box
Fuck it, we'll do it live.
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jim_phoenix
Do alive. Bill Riley. Ooh. That's someone who's going to be his vice president.
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box
i mean
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jim_phoenix
I'm guessing.
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jim_phoenix
All right.
Top Witch Movie Lists
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box
topical, topical.
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jim_phoenix
I know. So before you lose us, why don't you hit like and subscribe now?
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box
and Right, exactly.
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jim_phoenix
And remember the podcast is called Streamin' Demons.
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box
Yes.
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jim_phoenix
Theygnabbit. Unless you're liquid IV and then we're last podcast on the left.
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box
Content MTL.
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jim_phoenix
Uh, for
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box
We're much, much better podcasts, if you're looking at me.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah. have Liquid IV, please send your complaints there to my address there, of course.
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box
Oh, yeah.
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jim_phoenix
Yes.
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box
Yes, of course. So witches, there could be, there's all types of witches.
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jim_phoenix
That was four dams.
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jim_phoenix
Porn. Yeah, mostly it was like soft porn for video stores for that like period, the 80s where they all did like the witch killings and witch hunts and this all just basically lesbian porn.
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box
Oh.
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box
You know, the softcore porn that I watched was in the 90s and it was much different. It was all femme fatales then.
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jim_phoenix
benefits out, which is OK.
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box
Yeah, well, no, they weren't. Okay.
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jim_phoenix
okay Let's go. Let's go back and forth. Let's go back and forth.
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box
OK.
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jim_phoenix
And see, we'll just name some top which movies and but that we'd not work with.
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box
How about this?
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jim_phoenix
The only thing is the ones we're not reviewing.
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box
Right.
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jim_phoenix
We can't mention the ones we we're reviewing because we've kind of done it.
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box
Right here.
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jim_phoenix
So I'll just you know, what would be one of your top which movies?
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box
You know, I know it's like a classic, but I do like the the well, the Bell Witch, but it's the the Blair Witch. They turned into the Blair Witch.
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jim_phoenix
I wrote the fucking sequel to that. Did you like the sequel? No one did. Fuck off.
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box
Okay.
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jim_phoenix
Nevermind.
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box
Now, was it the sequel that was like the Book of Shadows type thing?
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jim_phoenix
Oh, fuck no. No, no,
'The Blair Witch Project' and Found Footage Genre
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jim_phoenix
no, no, no. I wrote a sequel. I'm not gonna say with David Schmuller, because that sounds misleading if I say I wrote the sequel with David Schmuller.
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box
It does.
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jim_phoenix
I wrote the sequel for David Schmuller, which sounds even more so misleading. I was in the vicinity of David Schmuller when I wrote the sequel. That's more truthful to the point. So you said Blair Witch.
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box
Okay. so
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jim_phoenix
I'll get that. No, Blair Witch Project?
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jim_phoenix
I can hit that.
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box
yeah it was it was like at that time of my life where you know i was scared to death of everything and i would go to summer camps and of course we had this oh god no because we had like a ghost story witch you know that was there called green eyes and oh green eyes is gonna get you and bump up up so i was completely and utterly terrified of it and i appreciate what it is now and it was off of the
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jim_phoenix
Shit, but that didn't help.
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jim_phoenix
A mastermind of marketing.
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box
Well, yes, yes, especially back in those days, found footage because we have had found footage before that, but it really came up into the surface of like the public a bit more.
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jim_phoenix
What was found in footage before that? Give me an example.
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box
Cannibal holocaust, which you hate.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, that was found in footage? Fuck those people.
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box
That was sound footage.
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jim_phoenix
Fuck Cannibal Holocaust. Fuck all that shit. Give me one that's not gonna make people like angry.
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box
Public, which project?
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jim_phoenix
Yeah, then it goes like Perino. What was the Blumhouse stuff?
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box
Grave Encounters after that. help Haunting of Hellhost LLC until Lesser to Paranormal Activity.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, Hell how her how House LLC.
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jim_phoenix
Is that the one, yeah. Paranormal activity.
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box
And then if you want to go to the the big movie Monster Route, there was Cloverfield,
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jim_phoenix
Cloverfield VHS.
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box
VHS, Puskie Tapes, Puskiepski Tapes, which I have reviewed on here, Puskiepski.
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jim_phoenix
All the VHSs.
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jim_phoenix
Pukipsi. Pukipsi.
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jim_phoenix
Pukipsi. Motherfucker.
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box
Kupukipski.
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jim_phoenix
Every time I see the the city, I'm like, oh shit.
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box
Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski.
'Witches of Eastwick' and Casual Movie Conversations
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box
Kupukipski.
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jim_phoenix
I just hear the boxes.
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box
Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski.
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jim_phoenix
Pukipsi.
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box
Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski.
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jim_phoenix
Veteran Those
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box
Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski.
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jim_phoenix
pee tapes. Oh, I've seen those pee tapes too, man. I didn't want to though Did not fucking want to it fucking was bomb voted So you're saying blurb which kind of starts off the popular found footage regime Yeah
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box
Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski. Kupukipski.
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box
it was
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box
Kupukipski. Kup shitload more money than they thought it was ever going to make. And it really stuck into the consciousness. Even Scooby do have like a parody of it. so it really was in the public mind. So it kind of pushed that.
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jim_phoenix
OK. Well, shit can I'll take that one. I'll take that one.
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box
Okay.
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jim_phoenix
But I'm a rebound this back on you. You're doing Blair Witch Project.
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box
sure
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jim_phoenix
Witches of Eastwood. Bam.
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box
I've never seen it.
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jim_phoenix
That's how milfs are made.
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box
I never saw it.
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jim_phoenix
You never saw the witches of fucking Eastwick or Jack Nicholson.
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box
I never, I haven't, no.
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jim_phoenix
Are you shitting me?
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box
I'm not shitting out.
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jim_phoenix
1987, which is with with get this Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Saranet and Cher.
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box
Oh God, they're all beautiful.
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jim_phoenix
How the fuck did you miss that movie?
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box
i I know that does seem like a movie that I would absolutely adore and I i didn't, like I didn't see it.
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jim_phoenix
OK, it's 87, so.
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box
It'll have to be on my list, then.
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jim_phoenix
OK, I'm with Frank with you. Hey, I'm Frank now. All right.
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box
Oh, you're Frank?
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jim_phoenix
Anyways, you know, I'll read you that.
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box
I thought you were a Jim. that's left walk my
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jim_phoenix
Witches of Eastwood, Eastwick, now I'm doing it, came out in 87. And remember, kids, this is before the internet was, you know, you guys are all lucky, dude. We had a serious catalog and maybe, maybe an occasional nipple slip somewhere on TV. If you use your imagination, the news reporter might be wearing white one day. That's it. That's it, God damn it. That's all we fucking had.
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box
Yeah, you have to like look at anatomy book, you know, but go on.
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jim_phoenix
And so in the Witches of Eastwick, which is a PG movie.
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jim_phoenix
Who can afford books?
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box
this
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jim_phoenix
Sorry, right rich people.
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box
yes
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jim_phoenix
aren We want rich people like y'alls, like books. No one taught me how to read. But we we've have this thing called Witches of Eastwick and it was not Skinemax. So it was a legit movie, but damn it.
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box
Yeah, those are legit actors.
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jim_phoenix
Share Susan Saran and Michelle Pfeiffer. I'm not even sure if this is before or after Pfeiffer does. I think this is before Pfeiffer does Batman.
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box
He was
Nostalgic and Influential Witch Movies
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box
so good on Batman.
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jim_phoenix
It was such a good awakening for some people.
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box
All right.
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jim_phoenix
That's why it has to be a top which movie for me. Yeah. Hands down. Which next one?
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box
I'm going to say the movie that scared the shit out of me, but I absolutely adored, which was The Witches, which was based on Roald Dahl a book and it had Angelica Houston.
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jim_phoenix
Really?
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box
it was terrifying yeah it was well it was worked on uh with jim henson so when the witches turned into witches they basically it was like a body morph of them like tearing kind of off their skin to become these wrinkled horrid gross grotesque beings of pure evil and
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jim_phoenix
Terrifying how?
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jim_phoenix
Oh.
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jim_phoenix
I'll still vote for that shit.
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box
Like it was, there was a lot of body horror in it, especially for like, as a child, I believe, and it's been a while for me, but and they, they got all turned into mice and one of them got their tail cut off a little bit. Yeah, it was horrendous. but just watching, I mean, they did an incredible job with prosthetics and, and practical effects to where it just absolutely is utterly terrifying. as these people as these women reveal themselves from these beautiful facades to be these ugly and shriveled and disgusting looking witches.
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jim_phoenix
Well, that's kind of a critique of society, you think?
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box
well, I mean, like, as a kid, I was just like, ew, scary.
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jim_phoenix
but you Right. Yeah. No, as a kid, sure.
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box
you know
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jim_phoenix
But as an adult, you can kind of see it as like, well, they're probably making some sort of beauty of skin deep attribute.
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box
well I mean like they were evil so they were evil on the outside and in the inside but to them the the ugliness was conceived as beautiful you know it was a flip side so so it's and there were good witches with it too and you know like the whole Glinda there's good witches and bad witches but it was it was very terrifying I when I was a kid I especially hated like body horror scenes so like
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jim_phoenix
I was like almost like a flip finger sign. Okay. All right. All right.
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box
in Pinocchio when they turn into donkeys and Willow when they turn into pigs it utterly terrified me huh yeah Pinocchio the cartoon when they turn into donkeys and he his little hands turn into hubs and he's screaming mama scare the fuck out of me yeah
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jim_phoenix
The cartoon. Pinocchio the cartoon. OK. That terrified.
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jim_phoenix
Really? You didn't grow up with Bambi's mom getting shot in the first three minutes of the fucking theaters.
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box
That's what a deer gets shot.
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jim_phoenix
Oh, OK.
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box
It sucks, but it happens. But turning into an animal, turning into this...
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jim_phoenix
Well, then we're going to mine. yeah Well, you want to go and turn an animal. I think this actually happens here. Warlock.
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box
Okay, it's been a while.
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jim_phoenix
Julian Sands of Julian fucking Sands and Richard E Grant and Laurie Singer.
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box
It's been a hot second.
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box
Yeah, we talked about, we we talked about Julian Sands before.
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jim_phoenix
Yeah, so we won't go. Yeah, we we've talked about this movie for us.
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box
I think we did, yeah.
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jim_phoenix
We won't get that long into it. But obviously, if you haven't seen more like eighty nine, go check it out. Julian Sands is.
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box
I think it's Phrayon 2B.
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jim_phoenix
Fuck two of these fucking mom.
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box
Phrayon 2B!
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jim_phoenix
What's your next one? The next one.
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box
Uh, he got, he caught me off guard.
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jim_phoenix
I can do another one.
00:14:20
box
the way Wait, wait!
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jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:14:22
box
Just no, tell us about the Warlock in Warlock. Like, what is...
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jim_phoenix
Tell you about the warlock and warlock.
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box
Yeah, like, what is...
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jim_phoenix
Imagine some hot ass blonde dude coming to kill everyone so he can destroy the world. That's basically the tagline for warlock.
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box
That's the Stagway!
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jim_phoenix
And Julian Sams was so good in it. Well, Sams was so good in it. I actually, as a kid, I believe he was a fucking warlock. Not really. I'm not dumb. But I'm like, shit, this guy's a good monster actor. So I see him in other films that kind of blows my mind going like, that's the motherfucker ripping people's dicks off and shit. Like now he's doing like massages.
00:14:58
box
Good cheesy piece!
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jim_phoenix
Well, you know, the one film you're not going to see Julian Sands in, right? They won't see him in the warlock 1959 version of it.
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box
and
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jim_phoenix
We're about the wild west. So don't watch that one. Watch the 89 version.
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box
What? There is the Wild West?
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jim_phoenix
Yeah. Warlock from 59 was with, Oh God, Henry Fonda and is a six gun shooter as you know, so don't see that one.
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box
Oh gosh.
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jim_phoenix
See the one with Jillian sands.
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box
Let's... Yeah, I don't see that one.
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jim_phoenix
Uh-huh. You're still, you don't even know what movie you want to talk about box.
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box
Alright.
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box
I don't- okay, okay, okay, Sleepy Hollow.
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jim_phoenix
Look at you with Johnny Depp or the cartoon one.
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box
Sleepy Hollow. Which is Sleepy Hollow. With but Johnny Depp.
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jim_phoenix
I agree.
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box
yeah. and Honestly, when I first saw Sleepy Hollow, I was not a fan. I thought it was ridiculous over the top, and then when somebody said, hey, it's like a Hammer Horror movie, and it pays homage to it, I'm like, oh my god, everything makes sense now.
00:16:06
jim_phoenix
yo you you you wait, wait, wait, wait, we wait, wait, wait. Allegedly. Allegedly. You can't say it's like hammer's horrors. Okay.
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box
Okay.
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jim_phoenix
Allegedly hammer had horrors. You can't say that for realsies.
00:16:20
box
No, hammer had lots of whores.
00:16:22
jim_phoenix
Really?
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box
Lots of whores. Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
Allegedly.
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box
Like Peter Cushing was a whores. speakers really was a hammer whores.
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jim_phoenix
No, no. You can't touch this. Hammer whores.
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box
Yeah.
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jim_phoenix
I don't know. i I just pay them. I don't hammer them. Well, you know, maybe that one way I do it, but you know, other than that, not really.
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box
i
00:16:44
jim_phoenix
Okay. So you're talking about whores.
00:16:44
box
but I really.
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jim_phoenix
Go on.
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box
Horrors, yep, yep. oh But I really appreciated it. There are two witches in that. His mother, who was accused of witchcraft, and who was killed of witchcraft, and then his love interest, Christina Ricci.
00:16:56
jim_phoenix
Well.
00:17:01
box
bre
00:17:02
jim_phoenix
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the. Oh, that's how I'm like, what kind of hair my horn has to continue reaching.
00:17:08
box
Oh, yeah.
00:17:08
jim_phoenix
None of them did motherfucker because that's called sleepy. Oh, OK.
00:17:10
box
It's how sleepy, hello.
00:17:13
jim_phoenix
I'll take that one.
00:17:13
box
It was a good reimagining, yeah, it was nice.
00:17:14
jim_phoenix
I'll take the one. Are we going to. Okay, we're not going to do a TV because otherwise we just talk about a true blanche like that. So we're going to talk about just movies, right?
00:17:21
box
Yeah, we're gonna, yeah, just maybe movies, yeah.
00:17:24
jim_phoenix
Okay, just movies. Then my next one is Macbeth with Denzel's Washington.
00:17:30
box
Whoa.
00:17:30
jim_phoenix
Black and white Shakespeare with Denzel's. Bam.
00:17:34
jim_phoenix
Three witches. Yeah.
00:17:35
box
Oh, it's in black and white?
00:17:38
box
I didn't know that.
00:17:38
jim_phoenix
Yeah, Macbeth the black and white man. and I think Apple put it out. and hit a slight theatrical release, especially in Montreal area with the dollar cinema, or somehow it just played magically magically played.
00:17:42
box
I don't know.
00:17:52
box
yeah
00:17:54
jim_phoenix
Let's got Denzel's got Francis McDormand has got some Alex hassles.
00:17:58
box
Oh, I like Francis McGaurant.
00:18:01
jim_phoenix
It's got some million or something like Miles Anderson's in there. It's got a lot of cool people, man. You should watch, if you haven't watched Macbeth, Black and White with Denzel, I don't think I need to say more than just Denzel at this point. Joel Coland is it?
'Teen Witch' and Campy '80s Cinema
00:18:19
jim_phoenix
Damn. That's hot. What's the next one?
00:18:22
box
Okay, my next one is Teen Witch. And it's a comedy, it's not as much horror, but it is really cute.
00:18:28
jim_phoenix
It's like Teen Wolf.
00:18:30
box
Huh?
00:18:30
jim_phoenix
It's like Teen Wolf or no?
00:18:33
box
It's kind of like Teen Wolf, but I guess for girls, it's Teen Witch.
00:18:38
jim_phoenix
Oh, Oh God.
00:18:38
box
She becomes a witch on her birthday and, you know, she puts a love spell and she makes her friend be able to rap and...
00:18:51
box
So it's just like that. You know, it's look it's a fun movie. It's one of those campy 80s inconsequential movies that you can put on and it's a feel good. So you'll have fun with it.
00:19:06
jim_phoenix
i can I can see that. I can see that. we'll do, uh, okay. Let me do one. It was like 1980s. You said 1982,
00:19:14
box
That was in the 80s. Yeah, that was the 89.
00:19:19
jim_phoenix
the movie that made my entire family, obviously not my dad freak out. Some people throw up. Some people have shivers and shakes. They couldn't even go to sleep.
00:19:31
box
What?
00:19:32
jim_phoenix
Sword and the motherfucking sorcerers 1982 Exactly let me tell you let me tell you the stars you tell me if you even heard of them Lee Horsley Kathleen Beller Simon McCracken George my Harris Richard Lynch, maybe
00:19:37
box
of I don't think I've ever heard of that. that Okay. now but so No. No.
00:19:59
jim_phoenix
You don't even know any of these people in this movie. It's rated R.
00:20:02
box
is it's written Is Richard Lynch like David Lynch is someone?
00:20:08
jim_phoenix
Oh God, that would be funny, but I don't think so.
00:20:10
box
Okay.
00:20:12
jim_phoenix
It's just like Ex-Marine, who did like Lords of Salem. He did a lot of cool stuff in horror, like Mummy's Kiss, Final Combat, Corporate Forever, Halloween.
00:20:20
box
Okay.
00:20:22
jim_phoenix
Like I said, Witches of Salem. Wow, man, ancient warriors.
00:20:25
box
Okay. I've never heard of it. So people got really upset or what? what but but Okay.
00:20:32
jim_phoenix
This is a rated R movie, all right? if If I was to make it comparable, I would say crawl.
00:20:35
box
I've watched those. they scared
00:20:43
box
Okay.
Comparing Witch Movies: 'Practical Magic' vs. 'Suspiria'
00:20:45
jim_phoenix
But what without, I don't know, say it was crawl with a lot more blood and guts and ass.
00:20:56
box
okay all right the but back then in the 1950s when you were 20 years old oh oh i got okay okay so i got okay first i'm gonna okay two more
00:20:57
jim_phoenix
All right, and and here's the thing. It's not even, if I look at it now, it's it it's laughable. it's It's just fucking laughable. But at that time, at 83,
00:21:11
jim_phoenix
12, I was buying hooch. All right, what's the next one? We'll do one more each. What's the next one?
00:21:25
box
Practical magic, but I don't like practical magic, but a lot of people do So I will say practical magic, but the one that I do like that I think is very cool is Suspiria especially the original one Suspiria they did do yeah, they did do a second, you know the the reimagining in 2018 which was good and But I feel like the first Suspiria really encapsulates like the strangeness of witchcraft, the the weirdness of dance and being in a different country and and all these weird things, because it's kind of like a mystery in a way, wrapped into this witch coven and agenda.
00:21:39
jim_phoenix
superior. Oh, so superior.
00:22:10
jim_phoenix
rappers I Can dip down Now Is that the one of Bette Miller, oh that was hocus pocus That's
00:22:14
box
But also a lot of people like Practical magic. I don't but there's a new practical magic coming out. So I'll write No, oh But hocus pocus is really good, too Yeah, I do really like hocus pocus.
00:22:29
jim_phoenix
what I'm saying
00:22:30
box
No practical magic is with uh, Sandra Bullock and Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm Kim
00:22:36
jim_phoenix
Oh, yeah, then none of them is coming out. They do a sexy poster. Okay, I don't know why it's the first one.
00:22:45
box
oh What's her no not Kim Nick Nick Nicole Kidman Or but yeah, right.
00:22:47
jim_phoenix
Kim Cartel? Cottrell?
00:22:51
jim_phoenix
Or Nicole Kidman, which is my 13th guest, I was gonna say, from the word Kim.
00:22:54
box
Hey, we almost got there Okay, okay I'm not either they would fit but I'm not gonna either I
00:22:57
jim_phoenix
Yeah, okay. Okay, okay, let's see that one. You know what, I'm not gonna mention the Harry Potters, although they will fit. They will fit.
00:23:09
jim_phoenix
but I let out Harry Potter movies and made me read the book.
00:23:15
box
I read the first book and i read wait and I watched half of two of the movies.
Harry Potter and Broader Witch Media
00:23:23
jim_phoenix
I don't know. But not for everyone. The one, however, however, if I have just one more witch, if I could just one more witch, I'm gonna do,
00:23:32
box
One more witch.
00:23:38
jim_phoenix
Star Wars. Motherfucking space witches. Yeah.
00:23:44
box
Okay, who was a space witch in Star Wars?
00:23:46
jim_phoenix
Leia.
00:23:48
box
Why?
00:23:49
jim_phoenix
If Luke's an old space wizard, Leia is an old space witch.
00:23:49
box
How?
00:23:54
box
I always felt like, are the witches the team?
00:23:54
jim_phoenix
That's how it works.
00:23:57
jim_phoenix
The force. The force.
00:24:00
box
That's not like victory.
00:24:01
jim_phoenix
Yoda's like a witch, right?
00:24:03
box
Well, I guess, I I guess it
00:24:06
jim_phoenix
All right, all right, all right. Fine, fine, fine,
Listing Notable Witch Movies and TV Shows
00:24:08
jim_phoenix
fine. I'll do another one to find out doing any which way, but loose has got wish in the fucking title.
00:24:08
box
is.
00:24:10
box
He's in a box.
00:24:14
jim_phoenix
Any wish, which, was which way, like by loose, uh, five brothers. Well, any which way, but loose by turn Clyde.
00:24:18
box
wait i don't think that has a witch does it really does it have a witch i don't think it's the right witch i
00:24:22
jim_phoenix
bam Clean Eastwood.
00:24:27
jim_phoenix
Yeah. And the title, any which way, but loose, like you could be any which way you want, but you just can't be a loose witch because that's a horror. or something.
00:24:37
box
don't think that works okay anyway
00:24:40
jim_phoenix
Fine, fine, fine. I'll do one more witch movie. Jeez, you guys are good. Easy.
00:24:51
box
now who's stalling but okay okay look at the love witch the love witch is good the
00:24:53
jim_phoenix
I'm not stolen. I don't know what you mean by stolen. Like the guy who used to rule Russia, Stalin.
00:25:02
jim_phoenix
a Whoo.
00:25:08
jim_phoenix
No, if this was actually like, if you do TV, I would mention the Witcher as well.
00:25:11
box
worst witch oh yeah the witcher that would be that would be one too
00:25:17
jim_phoenix
That would be a great one. And I'm not going to mention what was the other one, The Craft.
00:25:19
box
no
00:25:23
box
season of the witch.
00:25:24
jim_phoenix
Any of those movies, I am not going to mention the Season of the Witch.
00:25:25
box
That was a good one.
00:25:29
jim_phoenix
It's not even like the top 10 Caged movies. That's an Caged movie, right?
00:25:35
box
No, that's oh, that is a Nic Cage movie. No, I was talking about the 72 one.
00:25:39
jim_phoenix
<unk>t
00:25:41
box
But yeah, you're right.
00:25:43
jim_phoenix
There's another other one.
00:25:43
box
I think it is. You're right. Well, there's the 72 one and then there's the Nic Cage one and the Nic Cage one is a hoot and a half.
00:25:51
jim_phoenix
A hoot and a half! I want...
00:25:53
box
Uh, in a half.
00:25:54
jim_phoenix
Did B-Witch ever make an actual movie? Because that would be my B-Witch.
00:26:00
box
Yeah. Bewitched. It had wolf feral in it.
00:26:03
jim_phoenix
Oh, shit. No, never mind.
00:26:04
box
but Nope.
00:26:05
jim_phoenix
I meant like the actual B-Witch.
00:26:06
box
Nope. You already said it. Nope. You already said it.
00:26:09
jim_phoenix
Sabrina, the teenage witch, bam.
00:26:12
box
That's a TV show.
00:26:13
jim_phoenix
That was it really? Lion and Witch and the Wardrobe got witch right in the shit.
00:26:15
box
Yeah.
00:26:18
box
Okay. Fine. Fair.
00:26:20
jim_phoenix
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do then.
00:26:21
box
yeah all right and and googling like furiously but there are there are actually a lot of good witch movies out there oh yeah yeah that oh i did witchery which
00:26:23
jim_phoenix
All right, so if you're new, we usually don't spend 25 minutes talking about witch movies.
00:26:34
jim_phoenix
Seriously, which what is a witch movie? Oh shit.
00:26:39
jim_phoenix
Yeah, find some, come behind. Now, we are gonna have you go first. What movie did you do, Box? Witchery.
00:26:53
box
yeah witchery it is a movie i i think it had a plot i don't know it's also lacasa four if you're following along at home lacasa for witchcraft but it's an italian horror but with not italian so it has david hasselhoff it's got the hoff and primo hoff action yeah and
00:26:56
jim_phoenix
It is a movie.
00:27:11
jim_phoenix
I like Italian whores. Oh.
00:27:15
jim_phoenix
It's got Davey Hasselhoff's? Who?
00:27:19
box
89 hoff too.
00:27:20
jim_phoenix
At 89.
00:27:20
box
So he was
Reviewing 'Witchery' (David Hasselhoff, Linda Blair)
00:27:21
box
like primo hoff.
00:27:22
jim_phoenix
Oh, wow.
00:27:24
box
It has Linda Blair and then a whole bunch of other people that you probably will not know.
00:27:30
jim_phoenix
Is this the one where Linda Lurgh is naked?
00:27:34
box
No, the other girl gets naked.
00:27:35
jim_phoenix
I'm thinking of a Playboy.
00:27:38
box
You are thinking of black boy. This is Belinda Blair who's pregnant. But the pregnant bit goes through in and out. Sometimes she looks very pregnant and sometimes she looks like she's bloated. This is basically where Hasselhoff and his girlfriend are basically like crashing at this one place that's supposed to be haunted by witches because she's doing her masters on witches or something.
00:27:53
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:28:08
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:28:09
box
she is completely sex repulsed every time he's like hey kissy kissy she's like fuck you sleep on the floor in the meantime we're barraged with a whole bunch of other characters namely this one family that's like we're gonna buy this house and turn it into a hotel and blah blah blah blah blah kind of so they come to this because it's on an island they come to this this witch hotel
00:28:29
jim_phoenix
So Betelgeuse.
00:28:35
jim_phoenix
Epstein? With the Epstein Island?
00:28:39
box
No, it's the witch island. It's like a witchy island.
00:28:41
jim_phoenix
Which one? I don't know which island you're talking about.
00:28:41
box
it's It's like the witch one.
00:28:44
jim_phoenix
Is it Whore Island?
00:28:46
box
It is witch island on Whore River.
00:28:47
jim_phoenix
Because that does exist in my mind too.
00:28:52
jim_phoenix
It's Whore Island, I love it. Okay, so they went to Whore Island. You should start with that.
00:28:57
box
They went to Whore Island. So at first, David Hasselhoff and his girlfriend are like trying to hide because like, oh, they can't catch us because we're literally like breaking and entering and living here.
00:29:03
jim_phoenix
Too many horrors.
00:29:08
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:29:09
box
but the the two families do coincide and basically a but whole bunch of shenanigans happen within the first like i would say 30 minutes absolutely fucking nothing happens except for establishing characters that have no character and a woman in black who has like a really shiny brooch
00:29:31
jim_phoenix
So I have to ask Fox, when you said the best which movies we're go we're gonna do for this podcast, is that your definition of the best which movie?
00:29:37
box
Yes. No, we we just said were we were going to do witch movies.
00:29:42
jim_phoenix
Oh, that which movies that's what the title of the podcast.
00:29:44
box
Nah.
00:29:45
jim_phoenix
Look at it. Look at the fucking title. The best which horror movies.
00:29:48
box
Oh, well, I already told about the best witch horror movies.
00:29:52
jim_phoenix
Oh, so now what we're talking.
00:29:53
box
I did a shitty one.
00:29:54
jim_phoenix
Oh, I did not. I'm gonna win this one.
00:29:56
box
by Okay, you're going to win this one. You are.
00:29:58
jim_phoenix
Damn right.
00:29:59
box
But I have i have David Hasselhoff on my side, so all the Germans are going to be agreeing with me.
00:30:04
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:30:05
jim_phoenix
How will that work for the last person a bunch of Germans agreed with?
00:30:06
box
but
00:30:10
box
Uh, their last counselor, what was her name?
00:30:11
jim_phoenix
For the EU. Jesus Christ. Where are we going with that one? That's dark.
Personal Opinions on Various Witch Movies
00:30:14
jim_phoenix
I was talking with the EU box.
00:30:16
box
No, I was talking about, what's her name?
00:30:16
jim_phoenix
What the fuck?
00:30:18
box
Merkin? Merkin.
00:30:19
jim_phoenix
Oh my God.
00:30:19
box
Angela?
00:30:21
jim_phoenix
Merkel.
00:30:22
jim_phoenix
Angela.
00:30:22
box
Merkle.
00:30:24
box
Isn't it she married to the family? No, that's Meghan Markle. Okay. So I'm thinking Meghan Markle and you're okay. I'm really good with like politics from other places.
00:30:38
jim_phoenix
Uh-huh. I see. So you have Hasselhoff, you got Linda Blairs.
00:30:40
box
okay so anyway 40 minutes in yes and then people go into this weird random dimension of hell maybe?
00:30:43
jim_phoenix
What else?
00:30:50
jim_phoenix
The hell did it mention?
00:30:51
box
and they get tortured and stuff you finally do see boobies but it's in a rape is not our sponsor scene and it's really sad because i wanted to see happy boobies and instead i got sad boobies so that's yeah that's so
00:30:52
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:30:58
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:31:02
jim_phoenix
No.
00:31:05
jim_phoenix
Yeah, that's not good. Jesus. So was it did they have effects?
00:31:08
box
I wanted happy movies.
00:31:10
jim_phoenix
Were they practical?
00:31:12
box
They were practical effects. They were fine. They were very Italian horror. They were more 70s, like they were very Giallo. It was very Giallo effects. So you get like, the scene that you'll see promoted is like somebody with their lips sewn together. That took like five minutes to do. Whoever did that, obviously that was their first go around doing that like I don't think it would take five minutes to sew someone's lips but anyway don't prove me wrong yeah she was moving she was alive and then they stuffed her in a fireplace and then she like burnt to death because she was stuck in the fireplace but the smoke would have gotten out so they would have known that there was an obstruction in the fireplace anyway
00:31:42
jim_phoenix
Are they moving or dead? Oh, well, you know. Oh,
00:32:00
jim_phoenix
my God, you're deconstructing what's wrong with the scenes when the premise is David Hasselhoff and Linda Blair go to an island.
00:32:06
box
Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. David Hasselhoff and Linda Blair.
00:32:09
jim_phoenix
that's inhabited by other people apparently. That's the only fucking dilemma they have in this movie.
00:32:12
box
that And there's a witch, I guess. There's a witch, I suppose. And she's like, with a shiny brooch. And that's the movie.
00:32:25
jim_phoenix
Oh, okay.
00:32:26
box
The best witch movie, everyone. Hooray!
00:32:28
jim_phoenix
What would you rate this one?
00:32:32
box
apparently i have to rate it five stars no i would rate this i would give it a two i would give it a two what no okay
00:32:42
jim_phoenix
Do you understand why I confused you and Voodoo for a while, right? You're like, yeah this is the movie, this is my favorite movie. How would you give it?
00:32:50
box
i did i didn't know we were doing our favorite witch movies or else i would have watched the billiard witch
00:32:51
jim_phoenix
One. but fuck What fuck? One's bad, right?
00:32:59
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:33:00
box
it I did watch the sequel to the Blair Witch, which was bad.
00:33:03
jim_phoenix
Was it mine?
00:33:04
box
It might have been yours.
Witch Movies in Pop Culture
00:33:05
jim_phoenix
Did they happen?
00:33:07
box
Was it about her brother? Was it the brother?
00:33:08
jim_phoenix
No. It was about a brother. Yes, it was, but not the way you're using the word.
00:33:12
box
Was it about hope was it her brother going looking for her?
00:33:18
jim_phoenix
Uh, it was about a bunch of brothers looking for something.
00:33:24
box
Yeah, I don't think it was...
00:33:26
jim_phoenix
We watched the same movie. It's not mine.
00:33:28
box
I don't think you wrote what I watched.
00:33:30
jim_phoenix
Not that one. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what you watched.
00:33:36
box
Yeah, but I did watch that one and it was not good, but I do recommend Blair Witch.
00:33:41
jim_phoenix
So you'll get the other one too. The witchery with David Haas off.
00:33:46
box
you Yeah, if you're a big Hoth fan, absolutely watch this movie. It's cheesy Hoth, but Sadly, they don't utilize him as much, and honestly, 90% of the movie are the characters looking very confused, which was the exact same reaction that I had. So, it's a very confusing movie.
00:34:03
jim_phoenix
Oh, what's good for you.
00:34:07
jim_phoenix
Be confused.
00:34:07
box
good for, good for me, good for everyone, good for the hof.
00:34:11
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Not every, not every movie can be proud of 3d. All right.
00:34:15
box
now
00:34:16
jim_phoenix
Now my movies.
00:34:17
box
Now... Oh wait, I thought we were doing the movie together.
00:34:21
jim_phoenix
Oh, you do a movie. I do a movie and then we do a movie together.
00:34:24
box
okay that's not what we just have we just we discussed this before we actually do talk before the show but go ahead go ahead go ahead terff i oh why right now
00:34:24
jim_phoenix
Have you not done the show before?
00:34:29
jim_phoenix
Yeah. I know. And that reminds me, you, you did the introduction to the show so well. It reminded me of a thing I was going to do. I was going to interview myself for the book. Yeah. I was just going to go back and forth like that. Like you did like boxing gym. I was like, I can do that. Yes. Right now. it's a surprise.
Review and Comparison: 'Empire Queen' vs. Major Franchises
00:34:55
jim_phoenix
I'm going to do my book now. No, I've got,
00:34:58
box
It's like your book does not have witches in it.
00:35:01
jim_phoenix
It's got something in it.
00:35:03
box
it has It has the F word and not the one you're thinking of.
00:35:04
jim_phoenix
Some of those.
00:35:08
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I know. It's got a lot of the other effort, though.
00:35:11
box
It's got fart knocker.
00:35:13
jim_phoenix
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, that's my nickname, though. This comes from 2024 Empire Queen, the Golden and Age of Magic. from IMDB in a kingdom where magic is forbidden, a charming trio of adventurers embark on a dangerous quest in search of the legendary Sovereign Wand, which is needed to overthrow an evil queen and restore magic for all.
00:35:23
box
What?
00:35:43
box
legends of what legends
00:35:43
jim_phoenix
That's right, man. What do you mean? Which is a what?
00:35:47
box
of what empire
00:35:48
jim_phoenix
Empire Queen, the Golden Age of Magic,
00:35:51
box
why is it so long queen
00:35:55
jim_phoenix
I have no idea how you think that's on, but anyways, this movie came out in 2024.
00:36:01
jim_phoenix
It is making the rounds. it's You can get on Amazon right now. I'll probably drop a link if you want it. And it is the brainchild of Chris Dane Owens and Jason Schulz. Written and directed by both of them and stars, both of them along with a steel pulse. Now. Usually when I see written directed in stars what it's saying people I'm like, oh, this is gonna be fucking trash however Right,
00:36:29
box
Yeah, I mean, we all get that little knee jerk reaction.
00:36:35
jim_phoenix
however what I'm watching it The way it starts out Make me forget a lot about my fears For example for example
00:36:44
box
Oh.
00:36:50
jim_phoenix
There are movies that we've seen. There's movies we talked about. There's movies I've been in where we're like, this movie is not that great, but it's not the actor's fault.
00:37:01
box
Right.
00:37:01
jim_phoenix
It might not even be the writer's fault.
00:37:01
box
Exactly.
00:37:03
jim_phoenix
It could just be the sound or the cinematography just shit, you know?
00:37:07
box
Or the, the production or the, yeah.
00:37:07
jim_phoenix
And so it drops down. but the production value. So you see the actors is acting their ass off. If you don't know what can really make a great movie versus something that doesn't sound or feel right is usually the background and stuff like that. How appears the normal fully stuff like that.
00:37:23
box
Okay.
00:37:27
jim_phoenix
This one hits it hard. This one hits it hard.
00:37:29
jim_phoenix
And the fun thing is not only to some of these people write and direct it and star in it. Also, cinematography is done by so you you.
00:37:41
box
So this is a passion project.
00:37:44
jim_phoenix
I think it is a passion project.
00:37:46
box
Well, yeah, when you when you're and wearing many hats, that's a passion project.
00:37:50
jim_phoenix
You know, like.
00:37:52
box
like you You have to work really hard to make sure it gets out.
00:37:56
jim_phoenix
You know, Jason does the cinematographer fee and it works beautifully. And this is the thing. I looked at the runtime. I ain't gonna lie. At the runtime, when I saw it, it was like, holy fuck, am I seeing this wrong?
00:38:11
box
You told me two and a half hours.
00:38:11
jim_phoenix
It was two and a half hours.
00:38:14
box
I'm like, are you kidding?
00:38:16
jim_phoenix
That's the last thing I'm like, but the thing is the pacing is so good, the two and a half hour flies by. I've seen the Hobbit movie drag on for two or three hours.
00:38:22
box
Okay.
00:38:25
jim_phoenix
You're like, fucking kill me, please.
00:38:25
box
I can't, I cannot, I can't even do the habit.
00:38:28
jim_phoenix
This is well paced.
00:38:29
box
I couldn't.
00:38:31
jim_phoenix
It's well paced. It's well acted. The story is fun. The special effects are nice. I would want to say it's a lot of homages to a different films in the genre.
00:38:42
box
It looks kind of fantasy-esque.
00:38:42
jim_phoenix
I think that's going to be fair. And if you, yeah, sure.
00:38:48
box
Is it fantasy-esque?
00:38:52
box
Okay.
00:38:53
jim_phoenix
Sure, it is fantasy, it's based in fantasy. It does have witches in it. That's why we're doing it for a witching.
00:39:00
box
Right.
00:39:00
jim_phoenix
It is can be a horror adjacent because of the aspects of the fantasy though.
00:39:05
box
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just curious because I'm looking at it right now and it looks, it looks like high, high, like fantasy, high, like. Adventury kind of thing.
00:39:16
jim_phoenix
One of the influences I believe they list was Princess Bride. So if that gives you to any type of, yeah.
00:39:19
box
but Okay. Yeah. Okay.
00:39:23
jim_phoenix
and And there's lines you will hear. One of the things I was watching before this just happened to be the documentary on Gene Wilder.
00:39:32
box
Oh.
00:39:32
jim_phoenix
And A, I did not know how old Mel Brooks got.
00:39:38
box
Oh, yes.
00:39:39
jim_phoenix
Because he was always old to me, but now he's old, old.
00:39:41
box
He's... It's like Clint Eastwood. He's always been 72.
00:39:46
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:39:47
box
He's still 72. He will always be 72.
00:39:50
jim_phoenix
So I've watched this and then one of the movies they did was Blazing Saddles and they're like, are you wake up, are we black? You know, that comes out.
00:39:57
box
Mhm.
00:39:59
jim_phoenix
And so when they use that line in a slightly different way in the movie, I'm like, oh, okay, is that an homage to Blazing Saddles?
00:40:09
jim_phoenix
Which I hope the fuck it is.
00:40:11
box
Yeah, you would think it was.
00:40:12
jim_phoenix
Or is this just one big rip? Sometimes movies are just one big rip from another, you know?
00:40:19
jim_phoenix
But that's not that, that's not the case for this one. This is a great showing of what you can do. The settings are basically a forest, a sea, some castle looking things. We can all say like, oh, this is beautifully set. Meaning someone went outside and did this shit.
00:40:19
box
Yeah.
00:40:40
box
Yeah, yeah. yeah
00:40:40
jim_phoenix
Like someone got this and it opens up in a wonderful opening scene with the overhead. And it's like, oh my God, that's that's beautiful.
00:40:49
box
How is the music?
00:40:51
jim_phoenix
It fits. There's no, well, I can't spoil it, but everything fits. The sound fits. The tension is there. The music itself is a good idea because Mozart is part of the music.
00:41:06
box
Okay, okay.
00:41:07
jim_phoenix
Think of music you can use without having to pay a fucking royalty.
00:41:11
box
I mean, there's a lot. oh
00:41:16
jim_phoenix
I'm sorry, but it works really well with this. It works really well with this. And this idea, the story and the idea where magic is being outlawed by the queen who wants to use magic, be the only magic user there is like outlawing guns. When your own person has guns, like only my guns allowed, no one else's gun is allowed.
00:41:32
box
Okay.
00:41:35
box
Right.
00:41:35
jim_phoenix
Right?
00:41:36
box
Okay.
00:41:36
jim_phoenix
So you have this and you have the entire intrigue and backstory. Honestly, And this is going to be maybe telling a little too much how much I like or dislike a particular franchise.
00:41:46
box
Okay.
00:41:50
jim_phoenix
I would rather watch this than House of Dragon over the fucking Lord of the Rings. Power Ring, where the fuck the new Lord of the Rings is called.
00:41:54
box
okay
00:41:57
jim_phoenix
I'd rather watch this.
00:41:59
jim_phoenix
I think this is what it could have been. This is what a House of Dragon and the Lord of the Rings new TV show should have been. It should have been this fun yet serious romp where you have suspense, you have action.
00:42:06
box
Yeah.
00:42:09
box
Yeah.
00:42:13
jim_phoenix
People don't always show the best of themselves. It's real. The characters all have their flaws. They all have their ability to overcome some of them. And it is something that is absolutely it sounds like a passion. It really does sound like a passion and it knows what it is.
00:42:31
box
yeah
00:42:33
jim_phoenix
It doesn't try to be anything is not. It knows exactly what it is as able to poke fun or make homages to other things in the genre. And Chris, Dane Owens, and Jason Scholz, I believe this is a home run.
00:42:45
box
That's fun.
00:42:48
jim_phoenix
If you look at, they already won an award. It's still like the things.
00:42:52
box
so
00:42:53
jim_phoenix
It's still in... The festivals, I think, I believe I'm seeing this at Gen Con as well, or I'm talking to them.
00:42:59
box
Oh.
00:43:01
jim_phoenix
Surprise. I believe I'm talking to both of them at Gen Con when I go and I'll hook him up with what's cracking.
00:43:07
box
Oh, nice.
00:43:10
jim_phoenix
But I got this, I fell in my lap randomly because they're like, hey, you want to do an interview? I'm like, god let me see the movie first. And so I thank you for the movie. And you know me, even if you give me a movie, if it's shit,
00:43:23
box
but
00:43:26
box
You'll still give it an okay grade. you you You grade high, but you are pretty honest with if you actually watch it or not.
00:43:26
jim_phoenix
And I'll tell you, I might give it like a three or 2.5.
00:43:37
jim_phoenix
the If you think I grade high, I look at movies like this.
00:43:38
box
and
00:43:41
jim_phoenix
Did I make it?
00:43:42
box
yeah okay
00:43:44
jim_phoenix
Did I make this movie? No. So how much would have been for this person to make this movie? I mean, there's some movies that I'm not, i This way, we've got so many screeners, some of these screeners that they gave me, they ain't come out ever as a fucking review.
00:43:57
box
Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:59
jim_phoenix
Like never ever i'm like looking for that one thing to say like this positive, like I can't do it. This is an eight point six out of 10 on MTV. That's pretty fucking fair.
00:44:07
box
Yeah, there's, there's high. Yeah. And it did win an award.
00:44:11
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and it's on Amazon right now, so check it out.
00:44:12
box
It won.
00:44:14
jim_phoenix
It is Empire Queen, the golden age of magics. Check it out on Amazon, you love it, I loved it. It's a bit kid-esque, I mean, you could wash it with kids, probably PG-13, PG.
00:44:29
box
Like older kids.
00:44:30
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it kind of aligns with the movie that I'm gonna suggest for our three-something, well, that sounds weird, for our double team tag team, oh boy, gosh damn it.
00:44:30
box
Yeah.
00:44:37
box
yeah next next Next week tag team.
00:44:42
jim_phoenix
No, this time's taken.
00:44:42
box
Next time tag team.
00:44:45
jim_phoenix
It goes along with that one.
00:44:45
box
Oh, ok okay.
00:44:47
jim_phoenix
So all in all, and based upon this being an indie film that went two and a half hours, that flew by at two and a half hours, nothing dragged.
00:44:47
box
Okay.
00:45:00
jim_phoenix
There's nothing to cut. We've all seen movies that were like, please, what? This is not even an act. Just cut that shit out. This does not have it.
00:45:07
box
and mean
00:45:08
jim_phoenix
There's no dead weight.
00:45:10
jim_phoenix
The acting's great. the and the The motion is great. The acting's so cool. I'm giving this a 4.5 out of 5 kathoos.
00:45:20
box
That's pretty high. That's pretty high.
00:45:21
jim_phoenix
Boom! And box. I had zero expectations coming into this. When I saw that the runtime, I had less than zero.
00:45:28
box
yeah
00:45:30
jim_phoenix
I was like,
00:45:31
box
I know you're all like, what did I get myself into? And I'm like, I don't know.
00:45:34
jim_phoenix
Right. Because I had my mind on.
00:45:36
box
but
00:45:38
jim_phoenix
Oh, God. It's one of those. Fuck me. OK, hold on. I can do this. Where's my alcohol?
00:45:47
jim_phoenix
But it's.
00:45:47
box
Where's my liquid IV?
00:45:50
jim_phoenix
Where's my liquid IV and my bank hall? But it's the acting of still post of Chris Danes
Reviewing 'The Craft'
00:45:55
jim_phoenix
Owens and Jason Scholz. They all act. And there's even. I must say it right now. Spoiler, maybe. I don't know.
00:46:03
box
Don't spoil too much.
00:46:05
jim_phoenix
Okay, I won't spoil too much.
00:46:07
box
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:07
jim_phoenix
I'll just say there's someone in the film that make go a ho ho ho mother of Yeah Cypress
00:46:16
box
okay oh okay okay there we go i i was yeah i was like very confused okay get it get it oh okay okay
00:46:17
jim_phoenix
Hills in it. Yep a ho ho another ho Merry Christmas. There you go. You thought I gonna do Santa Claus? I know I'm talking about Cypress Hill
00:46:28
jim_phoenix
Cypress Hills is not in this movie, just so you guys know. But 4.5 out of five, that's my final offer. Now, Box. I know, and we don't have to do a third movie whatsoever, but we usually do a third that we double team and we didn't talk about this time because things, madness happens, we both got Ultra unplugged from reality after watching a debate between two lunatics.
00:46:40
box
but yeah
00:46:46
box
Wait, I watched it though. I totally watched it though. Okay.
00:46:53
jim_phoenix
A third movie?
00:46:55
box
We were talking about the craft.
00:46:58
jim_phoenix
I thought we already reviewed the craft.
00:47:01
box
No, we didn't review the craft because it was part of the witch, because it was part of the witches, the witch theme.
00:47:03
jim_phoenix
We didn't review the craft.
00:47:07
jim_phoenix
We didn't review the fucking craft.
00:47:09
box
No, you did for this podcast.
00:47:10
jim_phoenix
I wash the craft.
00:47:14
jim_phoenix
Oh shit. It's a craft.
00:47:16
box
it's the crab because it switches okay okay
00:47:18
jim_phoenix
Okay. Okay. Okay. Then I'll have to mention one more witch movie that was going to be my movie before I got empire queen, the golden age of magic with Chris Dane Owens and Jason Scholz and seal post, by the way.
Angela Lansbury and 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
00:47:32
jim_phoenix
They really do pull this off. I, this is such a great film. Anyways, I was going to do bed knobs and broomsticks of Angela Lansbury was my original.
00:47:35
box
okay i got it now oh my god okay i love and that's great
00:47:45
box
I have not seen it.
00:47:47
jim_phoenix
You've never seen, oh my god.
00:47:48
box
I've never seen it. And I'm a huge Angela Lansbury.
00:47:50
jim_phoenix
Wait, wait, wait, you've not seen it?
00:47:52
box
I've not.
00:47:52
jim_phoenix
Wink, wink. You've not You've not seen it?
00:47:53
box
I'm not, not I'm not seeing it with Angela Lansbury.
00:48:00
jim_phoenix
Nine! I've not seen it! Well, I bring that up because i'm pretty because it's in World War II.
00:48:04
box
I haven't. It is a World War II and it was like, I know that it, yeah, like I, I
00:48:11
jim_phoenix
It's Angela Raspberry that's being tripped the fuck out through most of the guys. Rodney McDonald's in it.
00:48:16
box
It's just, yes. I mean, I've seen pieces of it.
00:48:18
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:48:21
box
I know. I, as a big Angelolian is very fan. It's, it's very disappointing. I get it.
00:48:26
jim_phoenix
We might have to do like the top kid horror movies and put that one on there.
00:48:30
box
Honestly, I'd be up for that, man.
00:48:32
jim_phoenix
Would you be okay?
00:48:33
box
I would be up for that.
00:48:34
jim_phoenix
I do want to do bed nubs and brute six as our tag team or our solo tag team.
00:48:36
box
Sure. Yeah. No, as an entire team, because yeah, and then we can talk about it then.
00:48:40
jim_phoenix
Okay. Okay. Okay, cool.
00:48:44
box
Welcome back to Streamy Demons where we talk about the cast.
00:48:44
jim_phoenix
So,
00:48:47
jim_phoenix
Things will duel in and and a production meeting, basically. So the craft, honest to God, I did not remember. I remember watching it. I thought I already reviewed it.
00:48:57
box
The cast
00:48:58
jim_phoenix
So let's get the craft. The the the weirdest thing with the craft is the cast.
00:49:06
box
is... Oh, it's so 90s. It's such a 90s cast.
00:49:11
jim_phoenix
Christine Taylor's, Skeet Ehrlich, Rachel True, Nev Campbell's.
00:49:14
box
i you I know it's like you get like Jan Brady freaking saying racial slurs and then freaking out because her hair's bald.
00:49:25
jim_phoenix
And Robin Tooney, who is like knocked out a episode of house and the mentalist for seasons of upon seasons upon seasons upon seasons. And for as a bulk, which I think.
00:49:35
box
Yes, yep, yep, her fur is a bulk.
00:49:39
jim_phoenix
Did she do anything else there after that, though?
00:49:39
box
She's great.
00:49:42
box
Okay. Yes.
'The Craft': Cast, Soundtrack, and Cultural Impact
00:49:43
box
And I feel so bad for her because she was in the curse production of the Island of Dr. Monroe moreau with, what's his crazy face, Val Kilmer.
00:49:53
jim_phoenix
Val Kilmer.
00:49:56
box
And, what's the legend who went crazy? No offense.
00:50:00
jim_phoenix
I mean, the legend one who went crazy.
00:50:00
box
Allegedly. with power, Marlin, he went crazy with power.
00:50:04
jim_phoenix
Marlon Brando didn't go crazy.
00:50:09
jim_phoenix
I don't know, but I like I don't know.
00:50:12
box
allegedly He wanted to be a dolphin. He wanted to be a dolphin man. Okay, that's all I'm gonna say Yes in the movie Any other the world's littlest man, anyway, we're not talking about that movie, but she was in that poor for us a bulk She did a great job in this movie.
00:50:17
jim_phoenix
Oh, in the movie or the.
00:50:24
jim_phoenix
Now I think that.
00:50:32
box
Oh enough Campbell Yeah, they scream clean scream, I can't say anything scream queen
00:50:34
jim_phoenix
Yeah, that Campbell's into. Absolutely.
00:50:40
jim_phoenix
Scream Queen Ariel.
00:50:43
box
There we go.
00:50:43
jim_phoenix
So we've got this. We've got a lot of people, a lot of talent in it. And it comes down to.
00:50:49
box
Man, the soundtrack, the soundtrack just put me back right, and right back there in the 90s.
00:50:57
jim_phoenix
What's the soundtrack like?
00:50:58
box
Oh, it had Matthew Sweet. It had Susie and the Banshees. It had, uh, Letters to Cleo, Heather Nova, uh, just, and Portis had, it was crazy. I was just like, oh my gosh.
00:51:12
jim_phoenix
toward his head. But you know, you think this movie is crazy as soundtrack.
00:51:15
box
like
00:51:17
jim_phoenix
You should hear another one with Robin Tooney in it. The one that she shaves her head for. Empire fucking records.
00:51:24
box
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one's an amazing soundtrack.
00:51:27
jim_phoenix
But when you're saying 90s.
00:51:29
box
I keep forgetting, I keep forgetting she was in that to be honest.
00:51:33
jim_phoenix
I know. I sincerely, a lot of people and like, OK, if you didn't know about the 90s, let me tell you, we named most of the stars already.
00:51:35
box
Yeah.
00:51:45
jim_phoenix
We can add in.
00:51:45
box
yeah We did.
00:51:46
jim_phoenix
Oh, Renee Zellweger sort of started and get it out in there. Liv Tyler. yeah I didn't live Tyler.
00:51:54
box
Well, this is the other movie. This is Empire Records.
00:51:56
jim_phoenix
Yeah, but I'm just trying to get for the listeners that they don't know who the hell is in the 90s.
00:51:59
box
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't. Yeah. Uh, trying to think of other people. but
00:52:07
jim_phoenix
Jay and Simon Bob, Affleck and fucking Joey Lauren Adams, Jason Lee, Scott Muehl, Muse.
00:52:09
box
jaen oh go gosh yes
00:52:16
jim_phoenix
So that's basically everyone who's ever acted in a ninety s the 90s, the end. Now, back to the cult, the caught craft.
00:52:25
box
the cra craft
00:52:26
jim_phoenix
The craft, yes. So you you like the music, I like the music too. The acting is phenomenal.
00:52:32
box
kind
00:52:33
jim_phoenix
These are all heavy hitters. They alone can carry their own movies. And as an ensemble, they kind of do work because that's what the craft's about is an ensemble of people getting together and doing witchy stuff.
00:52:46
box
of women, of women getting together, like, of these young women who have a lot of problems that they see. One of them was horrifically burned with something. She feels horrible about it. She has to get these medical, like, injections.
00:53:03
jim_phoenix
Right?
00:53:05
box
We have another who, she's, you know, below poverty line, she has her mom and this asshole, that's her mom's boyfriend who's completely inappropriate with her. Our main character, her mom had died when she was born. She's in this new place. She's trying to fit in. And then basically, I'm trying to think of like,
00:53:29
jim_phoenix
Well, OK, I'll save you with this one. It's basically the movie about don't judge a book by cover unless you cover another. Oh, that's Johnny Rotten from Pill. But still, that's what the movie's about. We all are like, oh, we named the cast. No one's going to go, ew, that person is an aesthetically a little yuck. No, they're all arguably great looking people. You know, so you're looking at these things, there's just a bunch of great looking people having problems.
00:53:57
box
it's
00:54:00
box
it's no no i think it's it's young women having problems and turning needing to turn to something else to try to solve it are they good friends no they're horrible friends i really feel bad for uh the main character i'm sorry i forget her name sarah sarah i really feel bad for sarah because
00:54:01
jim_phoenix
That's the craft.
00:54:26
box
she goes there everybody's just a dick to her in this parochial school and then she basically starts becoming friends with this coven because this asshole that she liked started spreading rumors about her about sleeping with her so then she became friends with them but they're terrible friends really bad but they're trying to make this like
00:54:47
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:54:51
box
this bond they're all trying to find this bond to where they belong yeah but but more than that where they belong in the world where they belong as people as women and and as well young witches as well yeah oh
00:54:54
jim_phoenix
Like some sort of coven with each other.
00:54:59
jim_phoenix
Let's call it craft.
00:55:10
jim_phoenix
See, you understood it was a Catholic school and I was like, I didn't even get that.
00:55:17
box
No, I got that when I saw their outfits. I'm like, oh, that's a parochial school.
00:55:21
jim_phoenix
Oh, I just thought they were strippers. I did not know this.
00:55:24
box
Oh, no, they're not whores. Horrors?
00:55:27
jim_phoenix
The horror was, hey, they can be whatever they want.
00:55:29
box
They're not whores, like Christopher Lee.
00:55:30
jim_phoenix
They're in their craft.
00:55:34
jim_phoenix
Well, okay.
00:55:34
jim_phoenix
So we're talking about it. It is a decent movie. Is it for kids though? We're going, it's an R it's actually an R in 96.
00:55:39
box
No. Oh goodness, no. Yeah, I would say it's for teens. I would say teen.
00:55:48
jim_phoenix
Oh, define teen. Like mid to-younger, are you mid-younger?
00:55:52
box
15, 16, you know, some, yeah, cause that's, that's what they're supposed to be portraying.
00:55:53
jim_phoenix
Mid, yeah. 15, 16, that's about right. Mid to older.
Relating 'The Craft' to Modern Issues
00:55:59
box
and I feel like a lot of the issues that they had then, racism, classism, things like that are still prevalent with young girls today.
00:56:06
jim_phoenix
Right.
00:56:10
jim_phoenix
it It does well.
00:56:10
box
So I think that would be, yeah.
00:56:12
jim_phoenix
it It really does address racism. It does address kind of being awkward as you grow up and knowing later on, no matter how awkward you felt in high school or grade school where it was, later on in your life, you can look back and going, wow, everyone's fucking lying anyways. They're all awkward and horrible. Everyone in that age is awkward and horrible.
00:56:32
box
yeah new people And I think it's just Absolutely absolutely and I think especially young afabs You know, you don't have a lot of power.
00:56:35
jim_phoenix
people Some people hide it in better than others and they gang up on people so they don't have to see it in themselves.
00:56:43
jim_phoenix
And then that's the movie.
00:56:48
box
You don't have a lot of freedom You have to do what your parents say you have to do with what but the cliques say it's cool you know, there's not a lot of freedoms to be different to be yourself and And I think that kind of goes back to it, but then again, her friends were not just friends. They were very toxic, especially for a bulk.
00:57:09
jim_phoenix
Yes, absolutely.
00:57:10
box
but they had a great fight fight scene.
00:57:10
jim_phoenix
But they all play in the law.
00:57:12
box
They had a great medical fight scene.
00:57:13
jim_phoenix
Award winning from MTV.
00:57:15
box
Yeah, it was, it was a good fight scene.
00:57:15
jim_phoenix
The fight scene.
00:57:18
jim_phoenix
It was decent. Everything with Nightmare on Elm Street Part 18 should have been. It wasn't.
00:57:25
box
Well, and for the day too, the effects, well CGI, a lot of them, there was a lot of practical too with the bugs and snakes and whatnot.
00:57:32
jim_phoenix
It held up for the most part.
00:57:33
box
But it was, it was for the day and the time because I remember watching it when I was younger and thinking, wow, that was amazing. She changed her hair color. Wow, that was amazing. Like with the mirror, you know, it will be dated now, but for the time it was very good.
00:57:46
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
Ratings and Final Thoughts on 'The Craft'
00:57:51
jim_phoenix
Time is very good, and if you want to see it, I think 15, 16 year olds go for it. I mean, ask your parents because you ain't fucking 18 yet, but it is rated R.
00:57:58
box
Well, uh, you know, uh, if you're gonna watch a movie that's ready to, you know, this would be a fine one.
00:58:02
jim_phoenix
Go see some shit. I don't give a shit.
00:58:08
box
She says fuck once. There's, there's really, you, you can't, you can't.
00:58:11
jim_phoenix
It's mom watch. Put it this way, you can watch it your fucking parents. there's there's no so There's no finger in this movie that makes you go, oh, fuck, why are my parents here?
00:58:19
box
Well, there's an essay scene, but she gets away. I'll, I'll tell you that spoiler. She's fine. She's okay.
00:58:26
jim_phoenix
Oh. OK, so what would you rate it?
00:58:29
box
You know, honestly, looking back at it, it was fun. I'm going to go high with it. I'm going to say a four. I enjoyed it. It was a good blast from the past and maybe I'm wearing my nostalgia glasses, but I enjoyed it.
00:58:39
jim_phoenix
okay
00:58:46
jim_phoenix
I think it's a good solid four. I'll be given 4.2.
00:58:50
box
Okay.
00:58:50
jim_phoenix
It's not quite 4.5 for me because there's some shit.
00:58:52
box
okay
00:58:53
jim_phoenix
I'm like, I didn't understand some of the plot and that's up because I'm dumb. I didn't understand like why that had to happen. And sometimes like, Oh, it had happened because of the movie.
00:59:05
box
Yeah.
00:59:06
jim_phoenix
I'm like, okay, but it's, it's the Karate kid thing.
00:59:07
box
Right. Because movie. Right.
00:59:10
jim_phoenix
I'm like, I'm pretty sure that you guys are going to jail right now.
00:59:12
box
but Oh, I'll find your hundred percent for hello funny though that like basically though if the cops said something and you're like witchcraft they'd be like okay crazy person.
00:59:13
jim_phoenix
I was fucking straight out. Most of you go in jail. The first act.
00:59:19
jim_phoenix
Like I believe the witchcraft part of it, but I don't believe them not going to jail part. I'm like, really? Fucking no jail time.
00:59:33
box
person.
00:59:34
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yeah.
00:59:34
box
I'll find your person. But, I know it was, and oh, oh, you know what?
00:59:36
jim_phoenix
Okay, so four and 4.2.
00:59:39
box
I changed it. I remember, uh, I'll give it a zero. I give it a zero and I'll tell you why. She killed the sharks.
00:59:48
jim_phoenix
Wow, son of a bitch.
00:59:49
box
She killed the sharks.
00:59:50
jim_phoenix
So a zero and a 4.2.
00:59:52
box
I don't like, I don't like it. I don't like when you kill the sharks. They were doing nothing. They weren't even trying to eat you and you killed them. for no reason, just to prove that you're big and powerful and strong.
01:00:05
jim_phoenix
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:00:06
box
Boo. Boo on you.
01:00:08
jim_phoenix
Box, box, box, box.
01:00:09
box
that What? What?
01:00:11
jim_phoenix
That was my argument with they slash them last term. You know that, right?
01:00:14
box
What? That they killed the sharks?
01:00:16
jim_phoenix
Dog instead of sharks, but yeah.
01:00:18
box
Well, yeah.
01:00:19
jim_phoenix
Just to prove, just to prove how big and bad you are.
01:00:22
box
and this
01:00:23
jim_phoenix
You didn't have to do it yet.
01:00:23
box
everyone
01:00:24
jim_phoenix
This is exactly it. So, all right.
01:00:25
box
ye
01:00:26
jim_phoenix
So zero and a 4.2. So this little sway there for the best which movie ever, I guess.
01:00:32
box
If you cut out that scene, it would be a four.
01:00:35
jim_phoenix
All right. Go back to that.
01:00:37
box
If you want to watch Jan Brady say horrible racist things and then get, get what's coming to her.
01:00:43
jim_phoenix
Yeah, you can do that.
01:00:44
box
Go ahead.
01:00:45
jim_phoenix
And you could also watch the one where I'm not gonna mention names, but we kind of already did it where a certain blonde actress who wants this movie off of a resume was really fucking racist throughout the entire goddamn movie of Keith or something like that. That's all I'm saying. Google it. You can find it. We already did a review on it. Hell, it's on the last drive and watch that too.
01:01:06
box
it me Oh.
01:01:08
jim_phoenix
All right, so that's
Final Plugs and Sign-off
01:01:09
jim_phoenix
it for our show box.
01:01:09
box
Okay.
01:01:10
jim_phoenix
What do you want to plug?
01:01:11
box
I want to pledge. I'm looking it up. I have it on my thing.
01:01:15
jim_phoenix
Looking up. Okay. It's a plug.
01:01:18
box
Yeah.
01:01:18
jim_phoenix
Just plug it.
01:01:19
jim_phoenix
Plug it.
01:01:19
box
Okay.
01:01:20
box
I'm gonna go. I'm looking.
01:01:21
jim_phoenix
All right. While this box is looking up their thing to plug, I am going to plug S I P a Canada S I P a, which is the Ooh, scientific investigation of paranormal activity in Canada.
01:01:23
box
You go. Yeah, you go.
01:01:38
jim_phoenix
I'm plugging that.
01:01:39
box
Oh,
01:01:39
jim_phoenix
If you have it on Facebook or SIPA Canada, check them out. Very cool people. book he Spooky, spooky, haunted, haunted. Box your plug.
01:01:46
box
OK, I can't find my plug. But what I'm going to say is, guys, it's the summer right now.
01:01:53
jim_phoenix
It is?
01:01:54
box
You know, there's a lot of cool stuff going on. If you feel comfortable with going out, go get some sun, go get some air, so go get some fun, go to a farmer's market, you know, just go in and have a good time. Like it's time for us to relax and enjoy it. Uh, especially here in America, just, just take some time for yourself. You know, take some time for yourself.
01:02:20
jim_phoenix
Why you still got time to take? All right, sounds good to me.
01:02:22
box
you see goes on
01:02:23
jim_phoenix
Next time we're doing the best children's horror movies.
01:02:28
box
Yeah, that was gonna be fun Wait,
01:02:29
jim_phoenix
Oh. All that and more on the next stream of demons for this one.
01:02:36
box
wait, wait, wait, I have to say it cuz I'm you On the next stream and demons Is that better?
01:02:39
jim_phoenix
All right, go for it.
01:02:44
jim_phoenix
Don't forget to do yeah, motherfucker later on.
01:02:47
box
Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah okay okay
01:02:52
box
Yeah, get through this first.
01:03:18
box
yeah well Motherfucker.