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64 T+E's Creep Week, Carnival of Souls (remake), and We're All Going to the Fair!
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Join Jim, Brannyk, and our special guest Kait as we discuss all things good and unholy with T+E’s Creep week, We’re All Going to the Fair, and Carnival of Souls remake aka ‘why does this movie exist’? Learn about the cool FREE Preview of the monster offering by T+E Channel, hear Brannyk say that they discovered the worst movie in history (spoiler: It’s Carnival remake), and Kait hits a homer with We’re All Going to the Fair (but they never did tell me what movie they watched!). Plus Tara Reid (allegedly) calls in. All this and more on the next […]
Transcript
00:00:01
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Hey kids.
Introduction and Special Guest Appearance
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Oh my God. Jim Phoenix here. And boy, am I, I'm tired, but today on streaming demons, we've got a special guest. So I'm no longer tired. I took my liquid Ivy. This is not a plug and I am ready to go. And we are going to talk about carnival souls, the remake. We're all going into the world fair and T and E's.
Creep Week Dedication
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Creep week, the entire week we're just gonna talk about it. Ah, creep week. All this more, the next stream of demons. Hit it.
Humorous Puppet Show Banter
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I'm watching, I believe that's Brannix and doing like a little puppet show. Oh, that's like sensual.
00:00:54
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I need some look at IV. Ubi gone wild. Uh oh. The reality of it. That was my puppet show, thank you.
00:01:09
Speaker
It was beautiful. Hey everyone. Jim Phoenix here and welcome to the puppet show. You can't see what I'm looking at. You will just describe it to you. Describe it to you. It was Brannock doing a puppet show with their hands as well and does like other topical parts. What else would you do? You know what? Nevermind.
Guest Name Mishap
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Nevermind. Do not ask him that. The pie. Oh, look, we have a special guest. Okay. So, uh, last time,
00:01:36
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we'd not scare Cord away. And this time, we're not gonna scare Kate. Kate Kate? Kate Cat. Kate Cat. I don't dislike it, so I see Kate Kate in my head. I'm like, is it Kate Kate Kate Cat? I get a Kate Cat break. Ah, oh my God. I get it. I should've got it before. I probably said I got it before. But we have Kate Cat. And there are special guests. So for those who are brand new to the show,
00:02:04
Speaker
Well, it's been like season two. We're almost on season three soon. So good luck with this. I really thought we were on season three. Are we? No, I don't know. I think it's just two still. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Do we have our 69th episode yet? Not yet. But when we do. Oh, that doozy. You know what? I'm going to interlace that with so many plugs for liquid fucking IV.
00:02:29
Speaker
You should just put out the one that I did with pain because it was painful. That's the one. Oh, okay. Good. No, that's the episode. Yeah.
Streaming Movies and Non-Spoiler Segment
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So for another brand new, we are supposed to talk about streaming movies or movies. We've seen something about horror movies, right? And what we usually end up talking about is also liquid IV, our sponsors, but we'll get to our sponsors soon enough. But with this format, because I am very, very lazy,
00:02:59
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We always let our special guests go first, and these are non-spoiler, even for movies that are like a bazillion years old. We try not to spoil too much. If it's a brand new movie, don't worry, we're not gonna spoil everything. I'm looking at you, the dude who did Agatha Christie. Thanks a lot for that. No spoilers.
00:03:17
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No spoilers. But we want to tease, you want to analyze, you want to see our honest opinions, our honest opinions. And some people might call my ratings a little high. Yes. That's OK. Brannock, obviously, because we shared about my allegedly inflated ratings. Mm hmm. And although I do believe it has a shark in it or Nazi, Brannock, is like 12 out of 15 kavulas. So I don't know what that's about. So we will see where Kate stands. Kate, you're a special guest. I'm lazy as fuck.
00:03:48
Speaker
All right.
'We're All Going to the World's Fair' Film Discussion
00:03:49
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Well, hi, everybody. Uh, thank you for that stunning introduction. That was incredible. I know. I already talked you off like, hi, I'm lazy. You go now. You are. Yeah. Thank you. Everybody is going to be so enthralled by what I say now after that. Um, so my, I'm going to talk about we're all going to the world's fair. Um, but what's your movie? That's, I mean, we're all going to the world's fair. How many, I don't, how many times in a podcast can you make this joke?
00:04:18
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Oh, the same podcast. Please, please don't because this will be the podcast. Don't maybe break out that pie. Well, I'm just going to steamroll back into it. So I'm actually interested in this movie because I've seen it pop up on my, you know, we'll going through movie lists and it has such a like a spectacular poster to it. So I have put it in my list of a million products of post or horror.
00:04:46
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I am interested in this movie. It does. It has a very spectacular poster. It features the main character, Casey, who's played by Anna Cobb, and it's actually her film debut. Oh, cool. And she's in this neon paint that's glowing under a blacklight, and she's holding up a toy eye to one of her eyes. And it's just a very unsettling but eye-catching poster. Eye-catching? It's an fantastic poster. Eye-catching?
00:05:16
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Absolutely. Keep steam rolling. Just keep steam rolling. So like I said, Casey is the main character. Um, and, uh, she's like a lonely teenage girl, uh, who hangs out in her bedroom is in the attic of her house. She's I, my letterbox review says the, the internet raised me, but the algorithm raised Casey, uh, because the whole movie is kind of like,
00:05:45
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a microcosm of a very specific internet culture that you wouldn't necessarily knew existed unless you stumbled into it. It's an online ARG or an alternate reality game called the World's Fair Challenge.
00:06:04
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after she completes the challenge, which includes watching a specific video and cutting herself and smearing blood on her computer. That's not a spoiler. It's like the first scene, if not, you know, within the first five minutes. That's dark, though. Yeah, she begins to document the changes that start happening to her because the lore of this challenge is you watch the video and then there will be documentable changes that happen to your body that you then share
00:06:33
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with the other participants of the World's Fair Challenge. Wow, is one of those changes being cut? They look like I'm bleeding. There's a lot of different ways that people take it. And so she's watching videos of other people participating in the challenge at the same time that she is making her own. And so one of the, I guess, more esoteric videos
00:07:01
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a person described it felt like a game of Tetris was being played inside of them. Yeah. And so there's just, it's, if you've ever, you know, been on the internet at 3am and you're maybe not the most sober and you've stumbled down a weird rabbit hole and you're like, I don't know why I'm watching this. It's, it's very much that sort of a vibe. Um, and so she's playing this game and an older man named JLB reaches out to her.
00:07:30
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about her videos. And he basically plays this, this role of like a mentor almost to her in the game. And yeah, yeah. And so it just kind of continues on. And throughout the movie, she struggles with her isolation because, you know, she's, like I said, she's most of the movies taken place in her attic bedroom. She's very much living an online life.
00:07:58
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Um, her role in the online game, um, she doesn't know where she stands in that and this older man's communications to her, you know, like she's a teenage girl trying to figure all of this stuff out. And it just creates what I think is an absolutely like beautiful story. And an encapsulation of what it is to be a teenager on the internet. So it's like World of Warcraft makes Omega is sort of.
00:08:28
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Yeah. Okay. So it's really asking, okay. Is it still horror based? Oh yeah. So it's very influenced by creepy pastas.
Horror Elements and Music Analysis
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So it's like horror legends that float around. And so the changes that happen to people's bodies are not great as documented in the movie.
00:08:49
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I don't want to like give too many spoilers because it's one of those things where it's like those moments are so it's a very sparse movie, which I think plays well with the theme of isolation. So like when those moments do happen, they're few and far between, but they're much more impactful as a body horror.
00:09:09
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Yes, absolutely. It sounds like it would be. There's body horror and there's just like an overwhelming sense of creeping dread that just continues to build throughout the movie. What? Oversense of creeping dread doesn't even play my band in high school. That's amazing. We were in the movie? What year is this? You're going to have to send me your EP. White tape. We were skiffle.
00:09:38
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Not many people like Skiffle. We didn't go too far. I don't know what Skiffle is, but... Oh, it's like an old British... I shouldn't have asked. This is gonna be... No. I can pontificate on Skiffle. I'm not quite the typewriter, but... So what year is this movie, though? So it had its world premiere at the 2021 Sundance, but the theatrical release was in 2022. Okay. Well, so no one saw it, you're saying?
00:10:08
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You know, like it's pretty much the vibe that I get off of it. It's you either have seen it or you've never heard of it. Yeah, I've not heard of it. And I think maybe because I think Quebec was still coming out of lockdowns in 2022. So we probably like movie theaters or what now? Yeah. They open closed today. I don't know. It is available on streaming now. Yeah. What service? Max. Oh.
00:10:38
Speaker
Not available where I live. So it might be, it might be crave though. So it might be crave for Canadians. Oh man, you think it, Max? How do you watch our flag means death? I guess you don't. I don't. I put on a puppet theater is what happens, I guess. That's what happened. Oh my God. That's our new show. Braddock does a puppet theater interpretation of the movies we watch because we can't actually show the movies while getting sued. I like that idea. Exactly. So, okay. So this,
00:11:08
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I'll ask the brand a question. Is this practical effect or CGI effect? It's, it appears to be all practical. Really? And, um, because a lot of it, a lot of the visuals are very similar to what you would see on the poster. Right. You know, they've got like that, that neon, you know, like
00:11:29
Speaker
Picture you know you're in your teens and you're in your friend's older brother's bedroom and he's got his black light on and you know like he's got his trippy posters on the wall that are kind of cool but also kind of scare you because you've never smoked before and you don't know what's going on.
00:11:46
Speaker
That's what the movie feels like. But you know, the weird thing about what you're saying about that. And I know I'll admit I've never smoked weed before, but I do have those friends. So it's both of us. I do have those friends that make bongs of everything. And I know one guy who made a water bomb and filled it with liquid IV.
00:12:08
Speaker
I'm not saying it was more hydrating and made the pot go faster, but apparently if you're thirsty and want to get high, you could probably smoke it inside your water, like make a water bottle liquid ivy.com. There's a Brondo joke in there, like liquid ivy, it's got what plants crave.
00:12:26
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00:12:46
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I liked fruit punch. Did you like fruit punch? I like the fruit punch. That's the flavor that I buy. Okay. So if anyone wants to do the experiment at home, you can get 20% off when you're grabbed your liquid IV hydration multiplier, sugar free.
00:13:03
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00:13:28
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Just drink the liquid IV. Sure. Yeah. Don't do anything illegal. Don't, don't do anything illegal. I forgot. Yes. I do not think that we'll go. Do not, you know, just
00:13:43
Speaker
Put it in your mouth. So yeah, going back to the movie. So what kind of music did it have? Was it more atmospheric or was it like a soundtrack?
00:14:02
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I love that you asked me this question because the music is one of my absolute favorite, favorite things about this movie. Yeah. So it's all composed by, um, and I'm actually, I'm not sure, uh, of, I don't want to assume any genders here. Uh, the name is Alex G and I didn't do enough research into finding out anything more about them other than listening to the music. Cause it's really good.
00:14:29
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It is moody and atmospheric and it perfectly, because it was made for the movie, perfectly matches Casey's and the audience's emotions. And it really feels like an update to the type of sad Midwestern emo music that I would listen to in high school when I was a teenager. Midwestern emo music? Yeah, it's very specific. It's a very specific... So have you ever heard a song that starts with a woman screaming on a phone?
00:14:59
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and then just goes into some sick guitar and drums most of my tinder days oh well that's basically emo when you shut up roller gator that's oh roller gator no no no no i don't hate anyone enough for roller gator anymore okay maybe i do most of myself you've made it you've you've listened to now i'm still gonna show people roller gator
00:15:24
Speaker
So you're saying Midwest emo is going to be not quite placebo then, right? It's going to be more, it's more, it's, it's like softer, moody guitar, but like it, you can feel the angst behind it. It's very hard for me to describe music. Cause I don't, you know, I don't have the vocabulary for it. Once you hear it, you'll know it though.
00:15:47
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Yeah, that's pretty much how my brain works. So the music matches the movie. Yes. I've gone back and listened to the music multiple
00:16:04
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like just so many times because it's just, it's such a vibe. And I know that's kind of cliche to say that, but like it really captures a certain feeling. And that's the feeling of the movie so well that, you know, I just constantly want to revisit it. Right. Well, that's very cool. Yeah. That's like the best endorsement somebody could have for knowing the best. It's going to be how many stars, how many? We don't do stars. Sorry. How many?
00:16:34
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So on letterboxed, I originally gave it a three point five, but I think I'm going to bump it up because I've been doing a lot of really heavy reflecting on it, like leading up to this and I rewatched it. But my memory is shit. So that's why I still keep flubbing details. But I would give it four for Cthulhu's. Wow.
00:16:56
Speaker
That is pretty damn good. Fork of Thoos. You know what, Fox? I ain't following that. I ain't going to follow that. There are so few movies that I watch that just crawl under my skin and stick to my bones the way this movie has.
Liquid IV Humor
00:17:14
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If crawling under your skin and sticking your bones is something you have, you should check out Liquidite. No kidding.
00:17:23
Speaker
That's an unfounded medical claim that will get us in trouble. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. It'll help you, your asthma too. Frank Zappa. Allegedly. Yeah. And really don't use it as boiling water. Just... Yeah, don't. Don't. I mean, do what you want. I mean, it's your life. No, no, no. Be legal. Put it in your mouth where it belongs. It's in your mouth where it belongs. Look what I do. It's in your mouth.
00:17:53
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Zancaster, if you want to be smutty like this, get your own. No, I'm not going to play them right now. OK, box.
'Carnival of Souls' Remake Critique
00:18:00
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That's pretty good. You're up with the carnival souls remake, which I didn't know that even did. Well, that doesn't sound good. Yeah. You know, we don't make you watch these movies, but you do pick your own. It felt like I was forced to watch this. It took like
00:18:22
Speaker
Four times. Four times? Yeah. Four times. I loved it. Oh, wait. Is this your set to Sangeria? Well, I guess. Good for you, carnival of souls. You finally got box for me. Thank you. The remake. The remake, yes, the remake. I like the original. Like, it's fun. The original is fun. It's weird. It's black and white and trippy. Like, it's cool. We covered that down with it. Yeah.
00:18:50
Speaker
So, okay, I used to see this box in like the VHS... You used to see a box? Yeah, a VHS box back in the day. And in the horror section, and it's a very striking picture of this weird shadowy man with these faces and a balloon. And I would always be like, ooh, that's creepy. Well, thank you. And then I grew up and became a stronger, bigger, better box.
00:19:19
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And I'm into horror now and I'm like, Oh, look, it's, it's, um, it's on this to be your wherever it was on. I'm like, okay, I'll give it a, I'll give it a shot. And I did four times. Four times. You know why? No, I didn't. You didn't. Okay. So it's like about this.
00:19:48
Speaker
Girl, and there's a- It's about this girl named Baby Yoda? Oh, you have me. You have me at Baby Yoda. Okay, well, Baby Yoda sexually assaults her. Oh, god. Okay, allegedly, she's a sexually assaulted person.
00:20:10
Speaker
Wait, wait, wait, I have a question. I can't even, they're gonna drop us so fucking bad. Oh, no, no, we're not gonna do that. No, I'm avoiding that one. It's, it's all about a terrible clown who's baby Yoda, who sexually assaults a girl and her mom. Oh, you should love to get that.
00:20:35
Speaker
This is all within the first like 10 minutes of a movie. That doesn't even make me laugh right now. Cause that's bad. It's so bad. And it has nothing to do with the first one. And it's like, no, wait, wait, that didn't happen. The clown rape didn't happen in the first one.
00:21:00
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No, they watched carnival of souls. It wasn't like like a S U L Z or someone or Z. Sorry. Sorry, Americans. What is this? Is that the top? Yeah. And like, you know, the guy who did it, like the actor did a fine job, but it was just hot steaming.
00:21:26
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Oh, uh, you might want to continue with that thought. Oh, there you go. Like it was really hot. Steaming. Oh, steaming. Sorry.
00:21:35
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Garbage. Garbage. I think I can definitely follow this one. I'm not going to guess what box of score it's going to be, but I think it might be cannibal. So it's, it's, yeah, it's, it wasn't great. It wasn't fun. The actors weren't fun. Like every, every, okay. Here's, okay. Here's a jump scare that they did. Like here's a, oh, this is spooky. She has to go buy a water pump.
00:21:59
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From an old lady. Crapass cookies! Nope, a water pump from an old lady. That's the jump scare. That's the scare. Oh, it's spooky. Wait, what? A water pump? Is the old lady the scare? Or the water pump the scare? Uh, both. The old lady scare her holding the water pump? Well, the water pump needing one is scary. A what? For her car?
00:22:29
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No, because there's a leak in the club that she owns that was her mother's. There's a vegetable in the club? And her sister. Wait, there's a vegetable? A leak? Sorry, that's a really old internet meme. I would watch that for an hour and a half. How long is this movie?
00:22:54
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I think an hour and a half or 20 years between the two of those. I'm so sorry, box. It was not fun. And I thought, oh, it was going to be scary with the scary guy in balloons. That's scary and fun. It's not scary. It's not fun. It's just rape is not our sponsor. Rape is not. We actually have a postcard like that.
Creep Week Enthusiasm and Content Promotion
00:23:21
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I think rape is my sponsor.
00:23:23
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I can make us some mock-ups on Canva. We can start selling merch. We have Dripping and Baby Bear. We have one. Yeah, I've honest with God, we think we actually do have Represent Our Sponsor. We do. Somewhere on like RedBubble. I've made it out of the clown that I have.
00:23:43
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Oh, that's what it was. That's right. It was the clown. The clown bank. Yeah. Oh my God. It's very appropriate. I know. Look at that. It's very prophetic. Fox was like, in 2023, I'm going to talk about a movie.
00:23:55
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to talk about a horrible movie that I hate. A remake that's not a remake. The remake that's not even a remake. So I'm going to do something historical tonight and I'm going to give it the lowest rating I've ever given any of the movies we've ever done here. And on the website, I'm giving it a one because that's the lowest I can go. Is it? Yep. No. Oh, it's going to give it a half a point. You can get negative points. Okay. I'll just zero.
00:24:25
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0.0. Again, the clown, he tried. He did a great job at being real grossing. Yuck.
00:24:36
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Just yuck. There are demons. I don't know. There was a car wash scene. There's a car wash. Are scary. I will say that. Oh, so they were they were in a car wash away. I'm going to sell a video later on. Don't worry. Oh, don't sound like a new sponsor. You're going way up. No. Damn it. I guess Kat can stay. I think that was for the football.
00:25:03
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Oh, it's on repeat. Sorry. Didn't mean to repeat it. So anyway, zero, I guess, if that's the lowest I can go. I did not care for this much.
00:25:19
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I'm sorry you had to watch that. It sounds and something I would have watched and I'm so glad we do streaming demons because these are things I would not have known about. We're going to see the World Fair. I would not have known about that. I must have slept through it. They probably came to screen or I was like, oh, whatever. I'll give them a staff.
00:25:36
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And it sounds like, even by the poster, it sounds like something I want to see. Yeah, it's cool, it looks cool. Just like that, like describe it perfectly. And then Carnival of Souls, I love the original movie. I definitely would have seen like, oh my God, Carnival of Souls, a remake. Let me check this out. And I would have been freaked right out. And so you saved me like an hour and a half for 20 years. Between the two, yes. Yeah. So I appreciate you giving it. Oh, you know what? I can beat this.
00:26:04
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Good. I think anything could literally anything you want to talk about next. You know what? You won't believe this. All right. So no, no, no, no, no. Every once in a while. Hold on. Hold on. They say they claim they claim to be Tara Reid. I got to take the call. I'm so sorry. All right. Where's my professional voice? You force this. Hey, hey, you're on the air with Brannock and Jim and our special guest, Kate. How are you been?
00:26:35
Speaker
Well, I've been fine, but I wanted to make it a joke, but now it's been about the thing, it's about liquid IV. I don't think it's terrible. All right, Terra, so what about liquid IV? I've used it in that way, you said to use it, but I got a rash. A rash? I don't think it's true for our sponsors. What do you mean like a rash? Well, you know I used it that way, and I didn't have to affect your hands, like if you will take that. Like butt checking?
00:27:02
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I believe they meant that, yeah. Tara, if you are Tara, we said not to do it that way. Yeah, don't do it that way. We said specifically not to do it that way. Oh, like I can pay attention for three seconds. No, no, no, no. What I have to do is, I think I didn't use enough of it with the right of the product, and when I go back to it, I'm going to check both ways. There's more than one way, Chuck.
00:27:26
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You know what? I don't think this is terrible. I think that's the phrase that it is. Just put it in your mouth. T-M. T-M. T-M-I is what I want to say. And next time I see someone, what was that? I hear a baby crying. Gotta go. I knew it. I knew it.
00:27:46
Speaker
God damn it, why do I even take the phone calls? I don't know why, Jim. Because one time it will be Tara Reid, and then they might say something about butt chugging liquid IV. Do I mark this for a spot? Is this for a fucking sponsor right now? Should I mark that as a spot? If you're Tara Reid butt chugging liquid IV,
00:28:05
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Allegedly. Don't be. Don't be. Don't be like allegedly a terror read. So good news is we no longer read liquid IV sponsorships because we got cut and getting sued by liquid IV and terror read, which we kind of mean news. Allegedly. Allegedly. No, but I don't think that was terror read. I think that might've been Bigfoot. That was Bigfoot because baby crying. That's Bigfoot. Yeah. I know. Big feet. You told me big feet, baby cry. That's their sexual mating call, right?
00:28:33
Speaker
Well, no, they want to lure people out.
Bigfoot and Prank Call Humor
00:28:37
Speaker
Oh, I don't think I would not work on me. Yeah. That baby's on its own. Sorry, Balcha. But you know what works on me? Lick. No, OK. Although, honestly, I really do like liquid. I really do like liquid IV. You really do liquid like IV? Yeah, well, always. And I am excited. It's not a plug, but.
00:29:00
Speaker
They do have good stuff and like the sugar free, I like it. And like everyone needs electrical lights. When I had COVID, it got me through it, man. Did you put up your butt? I did not. I put it in the mouth. I think I put it in your mouth, but not mouth and butt. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. That would be something else. Never butt to mouth. Never ATM, which I can never look at those little things again, the machines.
00:29:26
Speaker
So I can't wait to do my, my plug, my show. And it's going to be an entire week on T and E's channel creep week, which starts Friday, October 6th to Sunday, October 15. It's a channels nationwide free, free preview. If you don't got it, check it out.
00:29:49
Speaker
And it's got a lot of stuff. I love the T and E channel. And this one's got haunted discoveries and it's got ghost hunters and the haunting of featuring Kim Russo and season two of celebrity help. My house is haunted and even like insidious and zombie land and Dracula and Ghostbusters, but not not. Carnival Souls remake. Good. Yeah, they're like they turn that down, I believe.
00:30:19
Speaker
That is no one's loss. Yeah. No. And I'm if it was to be ashamed, ashamed of them. Well, you've seen some hit in the midst of the two. But you know what? You never see a hit and miss that. You only see hits. Teeny channel. Teeny channel. And I cannot wait, honestly, for the haunting of season four, October six and 13th at eight p.m. Eastern Pacific. Two new episodes. One is Vince Neil.
00:30:47
Speaker
Vince Neil comes in, he's all singing. He's like, yeah, man, I'm Vince. That does sound like Vince Neil singing, by the way. Oh, I think so. OK, yes. So you have Vince Neil and Brett Colon. So you have Motley Crue. And the Vince Neil one is. Devastating, I believe devastating. It is the word for it. It deals with.
00:31:17
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the spirit of his four-year-old daughter who died of cancer years and years ago. It gets dark. It gets dark. I ain't going to spoil nothing. The other one's like,
00:31:36
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traumatic paranormal events with Brett Collins. So it goes from like the dark, dark to still dark. But this is the teeny channel and they don't pull punches. I love them for it. They tell it all it is. So you have this stuff. And if that's too scary for you, I like to say some of the things are. Brannock, have we gone through the web of darkness? I hope that's the TV show.
00:32:03
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Um, you know, I'm talking about a channel of love. If that is no, we have the one we never watched. You and I never, Oh, maybe that was voodoo. Oh, I apologize. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly voodoo. Yeah. Yeah. Who would ever get you two mixed up? I don't know how I would ever happen. Yeah. Thanks.
00:32:32
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Okay, full disclosure from people that don't know, I did get Brannock and the former co-hosts mixed up for the first, I don't know,
Podcast Confusion Anecdote
00:32:41
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year. Year, yeah. Year. Year and year though. For my benefit, it was hard. It was difficult. It really was. I couldn't tell you apart. I had to give you different color jumpers next time. Eventually, I was like, I'm the one who draws the comics.
00:32:57
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And you're like, that's what you latched onto. You're like, oh. Oh, I think so. After that. Oh, they're the comic person. Oh, those are actually funny. I'm like, thanks. Oh, I do like them. I do like your comics. They go well. And that's why I think what TV does really well with theirs, they have a slick. They're not quite Blumhouse like no one knows Blumhouse, but Blumhouse.
00:33:23
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But they remind me of Blumhouse, meaning I know what I'm getting.
00:33:27
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It's not going to make, Oh, I wonder if they're going to like skip out. Like, no, they never skip out. They always go a hundred percent. The editing is there. They take everyone's story as real, which is fantastic. Cause a lot of these shows are like, Oh, we're making fun of the person. You know, I don't know. They, these, these shows is real. And a matter of fact, I love history's most haunted. One of the shows, the new hit. Oh my God. This is a hit show. I love it. They had the New Orleans special coming up in history's most haunt of Corinne, Leon and Kelly.
00:33:57
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We did a interview with them. It was brilliant. I love them so much. They are a all, all woman ghost hunting team, which we don't get to see a lot. It's like STEM with ghosts. I think we need more of it. Yeah. Tm. Maybe a self preservation thing there.
00:34:22
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Maybe women have more sense than to go into places where they're likely to be possessed by demons. You know, it doesn't sound like a great time. Possessed by demons? I think they'd go. I think they'd go in deep to investigate the crap out of that. Well, they're going to New Orleans. If anyone has been to New Orleans, it's kind of fun. It is kind of fun because it's the entire place. You know who loves New Orleans? Yeah. Our writer, Nicole. Nicole.
00:34:50
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Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole. She loves it. See, she's Nicole. This is one for you. Go to New Orleans one on TV. And that's going to be in the next one is Belle Island. I know a little bit from the interview. Belle Island is the one that almost broke up the show. It is that intense. So that was not scary and haunted. So go check out TV Creep Week.
00:35:14
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Is this like on an app or is this on a website? Or is this? Yes. It's a TV channel. Pranic. You mean. OK. What is the channel? What is a TV channel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, TV. Ah, ah, ah. Who cares? That's what the TV channel is.
00:35:41
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Thank you, Dr. Payne for saving my bacon. No, it's going to be, they do have a T and E TV, T and E TV.com. I believe is the thing and you go check it out. Creep week. I always love creep week. Honestly, I remember when my friend who made this little bite sized someone, they were very scared and they liked horror, but they got scared easily and creep week was their gateway drug.
00:36:11
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and they'll watch Creep Week because it's free and you can get the preview and it's an awesome little thing from T and E channel. And it's scary enough to the part where if you are getting into horror, it can hook you in and they still slip with the lights on. So this ramp up scared them right then. So October 6th to 15th,
00:36:34
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Creep Week, check it out, T&E channel. I'm gonna give, I'm not gonna give you these shows individuals. I'm like, you know, I think Ghost Hunters versus Haunting Of is gonna be this or this. I'm gonna give a T&E channel combined, including, by the way, I have to mention, because we deal with a lot of the press, their communication specialists are amazing. I'm not gonna name them by names. I don't want to embarrass anyone, but absolutely wonderful to work with. I love them.
00:37:05
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Honestly, God, I have an autographed picture of one of them. That's how much I'm buying a ridiculously expensive frame. But if you see that one, where's my finger? You see that right there? That's the autographed picture. No, they don't see that. Oh, yes. But YouTube can see it.
00:37:23
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I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. I'm finding the biggest, bestest frame for it. And I'm putting it up. So I want to thank them for everything. So T and E T V dot com letter T A N D E T V dot com. Go check them out. Check out everything they do, but especially hit home that creep week. I'm giving them five out of five. Cthulhu's beyond done so.
00:37:49
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I love their graphics. I love the music. I love the actors. I love the reenactments. I love the stories. They take it real. They get it. You're a stand. You're going to marry them. I know if I can marry a TV channel, that would be the one that would be the one that would be the one, especially during creep week, October. Equal rights were really fighting for here. That's right. We have to marry those channels. We have to marry them now. That said,
00:38:19
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With that said, I have to point out not all things as I'm quoting Mona Lisa here. I don't know if this is real person, but sometimes as a happy ending means something else. And every once in a while, if you have too many happy endings, you never get enough. But if you have a lot of them, you know, it really need the good IV.
00:38:40
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That's right. If, I think every massage parlor should have two things, a tip jar, it's a liquid IV. Cause you know, you don't want to be like all spent. You can't do anything for work after that. So if you go to liquid IV, I ain't going to plug it. It should be a plug, but it won't be. No. Speaking of, do give you big glasses of water after massages. Well, okay. Okay. COVID was now they're little glasses. It's very,
00:39:10
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disappointing. Well, that is lame. It is. It's like, oh, that was just a little glass now. That's terrible. But you know what's not disappointing? Our plugs. No, they're never. So what do you want to plug? Our special guest goes first. Kate, what do you want to plug?
00:39:26
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Uh, I want to plug one simple wish.org. Uh, it's spelled out O N E simple wish.org. It is a fundraising. It's like a crowdsource fundraising website. That's designed to raise money for things that spark joy. Um, for people who have experience with the foster care system.
00:39:50
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So, you know, it might be a child who's currently in foster care. It might be someone who's 27, but was in the foster care system. Um, because this website really recognizes that you are placed at a disadvantage in life if, if you start in the foster system. And so a lot of the items are, you know, they're, they're fun things. They're not necessarily necessities. They're not things that they need to survive. They're things that will bring them joy.
00:40:20
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because the founder truly believes that everybody deserves whatever they want to make them happy. So you can see things like a PS five where you can see things like a dining room table set or, you know, like a stand mixer or bath bombs. It's just whatever these people have decided and it is fully vetted.
Charity Promotions: 'One Simple Wish' and Project Magic
00:40:40
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I, um, charity navigator, uh, I believe it's the website. They give them the absolute highest score possible.
00:40:47
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Um, so you, you're very confident that whatever you donate is actually going to the people who requested it for the use that they requested it for. And that was one wish.com one simple wish.org. Yeah. We'll put it. We'll put the link inside the show notes. So anyone wants to click on it, just give it a click through. That's pretty good. Nice. What do you got?
00:41:15
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I got two things. I got a charity and a selfish thing. I got one here. My selfish thing is that our flag means death is coming back for its second season, October 6th, your fifth. Oh, you're flaming death. Is that a TV show or it is? It's you don't know about the pirates, gay pirates, non binary pirates. This is a spoiler free space. Yeah.
00:41:43
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Oh, come on. There's there's pirates. Yeah, pirates. It's Blackbeard. It's got a gentleman pirate. Oh, it's funny as heck. Like it has Taiko Waititi and it's got Rhys Darby. Does it have Matt Berry? No, it doesn't have Matt Berry. It's got nothing. I might have Tara Reid if you look hard. Oh, probably. You know, I'm going to try. Yeah, I'm going to.
00:42:12
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But it has a phenomenal cast, funny as hell, scary in some parts, it has a crack in. So go check that out because it's coming out season two, very excited. Our flag means death? Our flag. Flag means death, right? Death. What streaming service? It's HBO. Or probably Crave if you're in Canada. Or Crave if you're in Canada, probably.
00:42:41
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What's the second one? Okay. So the second one, cause we're going to the carnival and we're going to the world circus fair circus fair. And what are you going to see there? You're going to see hopefully magic and that's my lead in. Um, project magic is a program that was designed by David Copperfield.
00:43:04
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We're at teams, magicians, and occupational therapists to work together to teach sleight of hand to those who are physically challenged. So it's part of their rehabilitation to grow their abilities, but also to gain confidence in their skills and to have fun doing it. And this was the first that I've ever heard of it. And I thought it was so wonderfully weird.
00:43:33
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But amazing. And so that's Project Magic. And you can go to project magic.org and find out all about it and find out what they've been doing. You know, that's very cool. That is super cool. Yeah, I've always liked him because he's just like that goofy magician that was always like in the library. Terror train. I do.
00:44:02
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And I saw that on the last drive and I'm like, Oh my God, I think I've been texting. I just tried to watch that movie last night. He was picking movies and he hesitated on it a little too long. And I was like, I just watched this. We gotta, we gotta keep it moving. It's good. It's so good though. And it's a great like January movie because that's where it takes place in.
00:44:24
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but it's such a queer movie. It's beautiful. I love it. You can go onto the website and look at my review, but I love TeraTrain. He was in it, but also he was always looking at me in the library and those posters that like is like reading his magic like from the eighties and nineties and all of like the kids libraries. Eighties and nineties. I had like don't do drugs.
00:44:48
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No, we had Reading His Magic with David Copperfield and he would have like books that were like flying out of his hands. Flying out of his hands with the books and stuff. No, he's a cool dude. He seems like a cool dude. Club Misery. That was the podcast name. When I listened to Club Misery, I think that was your podcast, Brian. But, yeah. You did Tarot Train. It made me want to watch the movie.
00:45:12
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Yeah, we did Tarot Train and then they had it on Joe Bob Briggs and you linked my article to it because I have a lot of comics. Bam right I did because there's comics and there's a patient of Joe Bob Briggs and Tarot Train. It was presented as I believe Beyond the Door 3 for us on Joe Bob. It's got a million names if I'm thinking of the same movie.
00:45:37
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I think it was always Terror Train. Oh, I'm mixing up the movies. Yeah, you're right, Terror Train. It was the Christmas movie. It wasn't Christmas, it was New Year's. Sorry, the New Year's movie. It was New Year's, and we're on a train.
00:45:52
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Is that the one with Jamie Lee Curtis? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's not what my husband tried to watch last year. He tried to watch another train movie. Non-binary flow to her. She's gorgeous in it. I love it. It was super gay. I love it.
00:46:09
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I'll go check out the the foundation of the foundation called again magic project magic dot org project magic dot org and for my plug is gonna be punk rock christmas this year even santa's gonna be a sex pistol for today but also joe bobs jamboree yeah i said
Joe Bob's Jamboree Promotion
00:46:28
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it
00:46:28
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Joe Bob's January and Las Vegas. Fabulous. Las Vegas, October 6th to the eighth. And you should go check out the tickets. Joe Bob's January dot com. Check them out. I think they're only like a seventy five for general mission for the six and one twenty five for seven and seventy five again for the eighth or package of some other money. It's pretty good for like.
00:46:53
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There's, there's some special lineups that's been announced. That is very good pricing. John Byrne, big feet. And we got. What's his name? Yeah. Yeah. That'll be Saturday. And Jericho with, oh, Fozzie is going to be on Sunday. So it looks like a good thing. It is that the only drive-in theater in Las Vegas still. So you can't kind of like guess which one it is. It's the only one.
00:47:23
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Just go to that one and you'll be fine. So go check them out. Joe, Joe Bob's plural, jamboree.com. Probably possess a big can't do apostrophe with your computer. So there you go. Check it out. And that is it for the show. On behalf of myself, Jim Phoenix, our special guest, Kate, Kat, Barr, and J.M. Brannock, I bid you good day.
00:47:52
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Good day, sir. Oh, good day. We should do that. That used to be like a that news guy. Yeah, it was the news guy. Jim Harvey or like a good time. He always had an interesting fact. You know what interesting? The fact is, allegedly, you cannot use a good idea for your bomb. Apparently, did you Google it? Yeah. Well, I think my friend was trying to put in your mouth and swallow.
00:48:55
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I hear a cat.