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67 Friday the 13th part 2 and Jason Goes to Space, Addams Family
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The demons are back and we’ve gotten none other than Friday the 13th doubleheader of part two and Jason goes to hell going up against the Addams family which is going to be the movie version—the original movie version! All this more on the next streamin demons
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Introduction to Streaming Demons & Friday the 13th
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Hey, everyone, Jim Phoenix here and we're back for streaming demons. It's a dollar late day short, whatever. I don't know. We are doing Friday, the 13th part to Jason goes to hell. I know they're two different movies and Adam's Amelie. Oh, that's an F and his family like who's Adam Mamley or whatever? All the more memory.
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all right we're back everyone y'all
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And boy, do we have a doozy. If you're new to stream demons, I would say hello to everyone. Hello, you all new people. And very much like to introduce my co-host with the most is fuck. I don't know how to rhyme. It's still most us, right? Yeah. How is this so hard? I swear to God, man, my brain breaks on this shit sometimes. Yeah.
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I said co-host. It doesn't rhyme with most is. Host is rhymes with most is. So I say co-host. Does it rhyme with most? Oh, fuck. I don't know. You could say co-host is, co-host-est. Hosti. Co-hosti. Well, not host-est with an S. Not, not double S. S-T. S-T? Oh, no. I, I took penicillin.
Comedic Banter and Upcoming Episode Jokes
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I don't get that no more. Thanks though.
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Oh, not STDs or STIs. I think they're called now. Cause it's funner or less enticing. No, not less enticing and less intimidating. I don't know. Welcome to our sex chat. Oh, that's two episodes later. 69 comes up soon. 69 is coming up.
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where we will play for you. So two or three years ago. So yeah. Can't wait. Can't wait for that special episode. That's one that I do not recommend to my mother. That's the Thanksgiving one. I looked at the calendar. I think that comes out during Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Here's some crack. I'll do it'll do.
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Again, we did not watch it in the same room or the same time or anything.
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But we shared the same hand sanitizer, which is really weird. Yeah, that is really weird. Yeah, you sent me some, too. That was nice. Thank you. Did I really? Good for me. You did. You did. Honestly, God, I don't remember if you're fucking with me right now. It sounds like something I would do.
Gift Ideas: Vampire Blood Sanitizer
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Yeah, no, you sent me vampire blood by... Oh, I did. Motherfucker, you're right. You did. I know I'm right. I don't know. My memory is shit, man. It is. That's fine.
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You asked me, like, did we do, uh, Betelgeuse? And the only reason I know we did Betelgeuse, because I made a shitty Candy Man joke with Mc McGee. Oh, okay. It's the only reason I remember doing Betelgeuse. But I don't really know if that was a joke for Candy Man or Betelgeuse. So. I don't know. I mean, it's either or. It might be a misremembering. I guess we could actually go through our back catalog and just like search for the title Betelgeuse or something. Or watch just, like watch more Tara Read stuff. Mm. Oh.
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Um, who was it? Shoot. Who was it? Bang. Was it? There's going to be a new shark movie and who is in it? Was it vanilla? It might've been a lot. I hope so. And a Ninja turtle splitter's revenge. Let's get this. That'd be great. Honestly, if it was, if it, if it were,
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Splinter versus a shark. I would watch the hell out of that movie as
Critiquing Liquid IV's Peach Flavor
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a like burning angel version of the movie or just a regular version. Regular. No penetration. Thank you. Penetration is not a response or apparently allegedly. Oh, that's not allegedly. It's not. It's consented, consented. It's oh.
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Consented fuck that reminds me. I have a, I wrote a joke for liquid IV. Yeah. Is it, is it, is it consented? Did I give you consent? Oh, they give me money. I guess that helps everybody. As we talk about consent and sponsorship.
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By the way, sugar-free liquid IV, they're going to kill me for this, but this is why we're truthful. The sugar-free peach one, the white peach sugar-free, tastes like ass. It's like snot. The consistency is like slightly off. If ass is your flavor, go for it. I mean, you know. If it hydrates you faster than ass. If you love the taste of ass, and you want to be- Love ass, liquid IV. Oh God, they're going to fire through me.
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Allegedly. Only for that one flavor. Only for that one flavor. Only for one flavor. Like I said before, I like the fruit punch. I just got the lemon lime because it's always out. It's always sold out. So that's a testament of a good flavor. And this is not even a plug because I don't want them to review the commercial why I said they taste like ass. So
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Well, you just said one of them. And again, that to each his own. Some people really want that ass flavor. Give me that ass flavor. That one tastes like ass breeze. So anyways, today's our kid friendly show. Yeah. Do we ever have a kid friendly show? Oh, you have the one with.
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I had, yeah, I had one and it bombed out for the first years on the air and then we stopped doing it and now it's got traction. Oh, for real? Well, sometimes it takes a little while. Apparently so. Apparently so.
Unexpected Amusement in Jason Goes to Hell
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Everyone's like, we've done listening to everything else by listening to this kid shit now. Sure the hell is that like the little kids watching, but like, ah, honestly God, I don't know if I thought that one through.
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You know, what's the demographic for a podcast? Six year olds? Yeah. Six year olds. They love podcasts. Because they're definitely going to find it. Shit. That was pretty like an adult horror web, web fucking site to produce it. That'd be awesome. I know my audience. When I heard you were doing that, I was like, like as a joke.
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I thought it was a joke. It was not. No, it was his real estate. It was legit. It was legit to legit to quit. You know what's not too legit to quit? Jason. All right. Yeah. I see your movie informed my movie because I was going to do a different movie, but Jason goes to hell. I'm like, fuck, I'm also do part two. You know, the funny thing about that, too, is that I have not seen Jason part two.
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I'm not seeing the second Jason, which really is the first five 13 sort of. Yeah, because exactly. It's the first time we see Jason cause of course the killer spoilers for a fucking old movie.
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The killer in Friday the 13th is his mom, Mrs. Voorhees, rocking the best errands like cardigan you will ever see. That's actually in the video game too, the cardigan. And it's fucking beautiful. I need that cardigan. You can have that cardigan at liquidiv.com.
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I can't back that up. That's a lie. That's a lie. Yeah, no, they don't sell Mrs. Voorhees' cardigans. I think that's a flavor, Mrs. Voorhees' cardigan flavor. The renaming the white peach one. You know, white peach really isn't that bad. It just kind of... Maybe you didn't need the white peach. Maybe it was like...
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It tastes like a jelly rancher. I think that's what I identified like this, the more the jelly rancher type flavor of it. So it's like an artificial. Your brain's like it's not exactly a white peach, but it says it is so that the mismatch happens. And so. Right. Also, have you seen Scream One? You already know that Friday, 13th one, the killer is Jason's mom, because that was the first five minutes of Scream One as well. Yeah.
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So you have, what, what part is Jason? That was like six. Um, it is after Jason takes Manhattan. So I think it's part nine. Ah, we're going to do the Muppets part nine. Part nine. Fuck off. Really? Part nine. So yeah, it's called Jason goes to hell the final Friday and it's after Jason takes Manhattan. It's set like right after that, which is part eight. And Jason goes to space part 10 motherfucker.
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Yeah. Jason X. Yeah. Wow. I like this autobiography. No wrong Jason. Okay. No. Anyway. So why part, Oh God. Okay. Why part nine for you? Well, you're like, Oh, okay. Part nine. Well, you know how much I love sequels. Um, yes, we have a podcast. That's,
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I know we have that, that famous podcast
Bizarre Scenes and Humor in Jason Goes to Hell
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where we go through sequels because I, I, here's this, I don't like sequels guys. That was sarcasm. Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So I'm not a fan, but I was like, it was Friday the 13th. It fell on October this year, you know? And it's like, well, I was going to watch the fan base Friday the 13th that
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movies that they had, I think it's like, don't go in snow or don't run in snow. I don't know, something like that. Especially with babies. Don't have babies in the snow. I can't remember what specific, it was good. It was very good, but they were supposed to come out with a new one and I looked and I looked and I couldn't find it and I couldn't even find it to buy it. So I'm like, well, I gotta watch a Jason movie. And so I already watched Jason X and I didn't, you know, like the first thing that popped up was, you know, Jason,
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you know, goes to hell. And I always remember as a smaller box, um, looking at the cover and being very frightened of it. The worms is the cover. Exactly. It's like a silver mask. There's like hell fire all around it. And that worm coming out and that always kind of like freaked me out as a kid. So I'm like, I'll give it a shot. And boy, howdy was I glad that I kept a shot. I cannot believe this movie made money.
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It's a good movie. It didn't happen in the woods. And I think most good things happen in the woods, especially for the Friday 13 franchise. All good things happen in the woods. It is. Nothing bad happens outside of the woods. It was really gay. It was a lot gayer than I expected. Okay. Is this the Corey Feldman one? No, I don't think so. We're in my thinking of Halloween. I think you're thinking of, of the Lost Boys.
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No, well, yes, but no. Because that's gay too. Oh, but you know what would be better for the Lost Boys if they were lost in the woods? Yeah. I think the Lost Boys would be lost in the woods. I think that's going to be the best one. Are you sure Corey Feldman's not in this one? I do not see him listed in this at all. I don't see it actually. The final chapter. He's in the final chapter. He's in the final chapter? Okay. Yeah, apparently, which was not the final chapter because it was 1984.
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which is supposed to be, this was supposed to be the final Friday, which it's not. It keeps going. It keeps going. And you know what? That's fine. But this was, I guess Jason was more bisexual in this, but he did lean towards kissing a lot of men. Wait, what? Okay. So in this one, and again, this is balls to the walls. Like the whole story is just insane. Jason's killed.
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by a SWAT team. And so he's like dudzo. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? He wouldn't be killed by a SWAT team if he was in the woods. I think he was in the woods. Oh my gosh. Yep. He was in the woods and he got swatted. Yeah. And, um, and he, so they take him to the coroner's office. The coroner cuts out his heart.
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And then like, uh, no, he gobbles it up. He just, Oh yeah. I love his heart as one does. I think, I think one does. Yeah. Like, I mean, if you have a Jason in your mitts and he's got this like delicious looking heart, you know, you just go for it. Yeah. You love looking at it. You love tasting it. He ate the heart.
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And that's how he got, I guess, cookies. That is how I got grandma's cookies. No, but it is how he got the little worm inside him. Oh, well, you know, it used to be a bigger worm, but as you age, things shrink. So Jason's worm gets smaller. Yeah. And then, so then he starts trying to kiss dudes. Oh, and that's the pass the war. Yeah. It's a pass the worm.
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but he ties up a guy naked for no reason. No, there's a reason. There's always a reason to tie a guy naked up. Trust me. There might not be a reason why you get sponsored by literally took off this dude's clothes. And I'm like, Jason, that's, that's not consent. Don't you know about the 22nd rule, Jason? Jesus, man, read atomic habits. You got it. All that time off just by just tying them up.
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Yep. Nope. He made him naked and he tied him up. And again, this is like one of those movies where it's like, Oh, it has to be this person of this bloodline with this magic dagger to kill, you know, Jace, you know, it's like one of those. I guess so. I haven't seen none too yet. Oh, just, just rewatch this. It'd be fucking the same movie. Okay. Is a for Minka. What's her face on it again?
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I have no idea. We'll talk about that next week though, or a week after, whatever the schedule is. Okay. Anyway, Jason goes to hell. Naked guys in hell. Naked guys. He kisses a lot of dudes. He did try to kiss a couple of women, but not as much. A lot of guys. He's kissing a lot of guys. Okay. You know, and again, can't be, like, I was always entertained. The blood, the, the deaths were real goopy and fun.
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Um, the side characters were bizarre and just treasures. And, um, I don't know the cop and the girl's boyfriend kind of had some good chemistry. So yeah, I think this is, this was a fun movie for me. I had fun with it. This was gay as fuck. It was, it was way more gay than I was expecting, which was a pleasant surprise.
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And it was just, it was just goofy fun, like just goofy fun. I don't, you know, it was 1993 that, and it's that. Yeah, it's 93. So we're, we still know AIDS, but we're starting to forget about it. Like mainstream was like, uh, magic Johnson is still alive. Okay. Everybody else is like, ah, whatever. I don't know how AIDS got into this conversation, but.
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Well, because I'm trying to figure out why some movies are either intentionally like, okay, Nightmare on Elm Street, whatever, intentionally great. We get it. The second one. Yeah, the writer fucking did that shit. But I'm guessing Jason goes to hell unintentionally. Yeah, no. And I say gay as tongue in cheek because I don't think it was, I mean, like he was obviously trying to pass this worm, but again,
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out of all the ways to pass this worm into them, anal, anal. How, where was that? It could have been anal. It could have been, and then, and then it could have tasted like the white peach. White peach.
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from liquidiv.com, promo code haunted100 to get yourself ass flavor. Ass flavor? It's my favorite one, schnozelberry. I think I just did say schnozelberry last time. I was like, I like schnozelberry. I was like, you did? Anyway, it was fun. It was fun. That's why I was bringing up A's because I was thinking if this was earlier, it almost wouldn't make sense that he's passing on this evil through male-male contact.
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that you could read it as that. That would be an interesting read because 93, I mean, it's still in the car. It's still there. I know. It's like, when I say that it's not as prevalent as like eighties, it hits, but mostly through like the gay, you know, grid, right? Yeah. And I thought even, even back then, cause I was in a scout troop and, um, one of the parents had
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HIV. Again, my scout leader was very, very good at bringing in nurses to explain what it was that we could hug and kiss and shake hands with her and her family. It was very progressive at the time, but I remember some people at that time, they took out the other scouts.
HIV Awareness and Gen X Media Impact
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because they were like, no, we don't want somebody like that in our group. And my scout leader was like, that's not what this is for. This is for every child to have a place to belong. And so I think, you know, and that was in the early nineties as well. So I think, you know, I don't know if that is like, you know, one meets the other, but it is interesting. It's an interesting read.
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Yeah. When the, for the book surviving Gen X by Joe chef, yeah. Coming out November 30th, go get it. There is a lot of connection between the time, which is a Gen X week, like mid to late nineties where HIV is still was prevalent. So it's, it's kind of like it's still the condom of scare.
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It's still like you should, you know, the wrap it up on protected sex. It's like a big no-no for them. But I don't think it was the prevalent. I don't think people who are heterosexual were thinking about as much as they should be. Oh, yeah. I think it was still sort of like, oh, you had to be gay or bisexual. Oh, my God. That's how it gets, you know.
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It's still like that today. There's still a lot of misconception about it. I mean only recently was blood banks Yep, that's what I was gonna say only recently blood banks are like, oh, I guess we can have people, you know I guess we could have gay people give blood right? I guess they have blood as far as we know far as we know people have blood and that's the only and the only reason why they did is because they're such shortages It's like
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That's ridiculous. Just utterly ridiculous. So you're saying that Jason goes to hell is not supposed to be a gay movie, but it does read this. But, you know, looking back again, it's like Jason is just kissing a bunch of dudes. Because Jason is this asexual character for most of the series. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And I think he gets raped as a kid. Oh, God, does he?
00:21:25
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I, well, I'll talk about that for part two. Okay. Okay. Let's, that's my theory today. Okay. But I, like I said, I don't think it was supposed to be, but it kind of reads as it now, especially like taking off that guy's clothes. Why just why bud? You know? Um, and like I said, he tries to kiss, I think.
00:21:50
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A girl, maybe two girls, but predominantly it's dudes. And you could say, oh, because, you know, they're stronger and blah, blah, blah, but some of them are old dudes. So I'm not judging Jason. I'm not judging Jason. No shame. No shame Jason. But remember consent, you gotta do consent. And swimming lessons, also swimming lessons. You might remember that shit. Oh, and Wu-Tang Clan. Apparently that's your Achilles heel.
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Oh yeah. Swimming lessons. Yeah. So, okay. Was this, this is the time of CGI Jason comes out, right? You know, it was practical facts. That's all practical. Yeah. Jason X was the CGI. Jason X gives her one more. Okay. Yeah. Jason X when he goes into space.
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And then also of course Jason versus Friday was a bit of a mix. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. So what are you giving? What are you giving this movie? Oh boy. It's hard to say because I'm going to watch it again. It's a fun movie. Um, and I don't watch it. I'm going to watch it after this. I will. It's, it's fun. Like it's cheesy. Can't be grab a
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bag of popcorn and you know, like some soda and just watch it. And it's like one of those movies. So I'm going to give it actually a higher rating than I usually would just because it's fun. Yeah. I'm going to give it a four. A four. Damn it. Yeah. It was, I liked it. I'm going to watch it again. I'll probably, I'll put that probably in my rotation of, of Halloween movies that I watch on Halloween.
00:23:35
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Thank God. We need a special guest so I can get a fuck man, a four. All right. Fine. Whatever, dude. Whatever.
Review of Friday the 13th Part 2
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I can do this. Friday 13th, part two is my movie. Okay. And this movie happens in the woods.
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There's a couple of things I'm going to point out because I needs to. I do believe. Scream six had Friday, 13th part two as the best of the series. You know, no spoilers for the end. People are comparing horror movies and like they, you know, twinsies type thing. I didn't like part one. What? Really? I was also like fucking three. And I never got to go to camp.
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You know, I was all like, wow. I can't connect any of these people. Yeah. Like, Oh, you went to like a camp by us. We're like for rich people. Like, Oh, you will hear a rich fucking rich people dying. Great. That's all I had. I had asthma. So I got to go for asthma camp. I did. You're Asmar.
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But you know what's in the camp though? In the woods. I like camping out in the woods. And I think the more woods, people should go to camp in the woods, only in the woods. I do believe that. And everyone's like, oh. Oh yeah, if you hear that, you know them. Okay, that was so loud and jarring. Was it? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Loud and jarring. No, I like that. Loud and jarring. But it didn't make anyone want to come rescue.
00:25:13
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No, I would, I would run away. I would run away. Well, I don't know, man. I think because that's a Bigfoot thing. That's a big, I don't want to be around. Who's big for? I don't want to be around no big foots. We're talking about Bigfoot. That's so weird. Okay.
00:25:46
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Oh, man. Hey, what the fuck, man? Anyway, sorry, I'm late, man. What I miss. Well, you were talking about Jason part two.
00:26:00
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I didn't, what? We started already? Or don't we just really count it down at least? We do the whole, hey, everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently it was Bigfoot. Oh, that fucking guy. I know. You didn't know it was me? You didn't know it was Bigfoot, I mean? I don't know. You guys kind of sound the same. We don't look the same. The camera. You kind of do.
00:26:24
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Uh, well, uh, hey, everyone. Okay. Where are we at then? All right. No, I already talked about gay. Nope. I already talked about gay Jason. Gay Jason. Gay Jason. I told you that Jason. Ah, Jason. Okay. And now you're talking about when he's a child. No. Part two. Oh, part two. Oh yeah. I talk about that. That's fine.
00:26:54
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Is he still child then? Or is he like whole? He's still grown.
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Part two starts out with like to recap a part one a bit and it says kind of hint that he was a child back then, but I don't, I might've missed this. I might've blinked a little bit. I can't quite explain how he goes from being drowned to death to like being back. I think they explain it in another one or something like that. Cause I had talked to somebody before and like, tell me why this happened. And it's like, Oh, well he was like,
00:27:29
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I guess sleeping under the water. He was just sleeping under the water. Also called dead. Yeah, dead. He's dead. And then his heart did something. He starts beating again. I'm a writer, guys. You can tell. Me, right.
00:27:47
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Now, okay. He starts out, it's like 82. So they probably did like a year before, you know, Jason Friday, 13th part one comes out and what, what? 80 something or something. No, 70 Jason part one was 70 something. You're, I think you're thinking of, no, Jason part one, uh, Friday the 13th, 13th part one 1980. Yeah. Oh, it wasn't.
00:28:15
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Yeah. Part two comes down to 81 and part three comes to 82. Part final chapter comes out in 84. So they're kind of like one. And then it starts to take something like every two years or so. And then the final, final, final. For realsies, no take practice. That I saw was 93, but then they had Jason X. Jason X come out in Manhattan in space. Yeah. The Muppets and Jason take Manhattan.
00:28:46
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together. I wish this one had Muppets in it because I can't figure out this movie. It seems to be a movie that happens a couple of years after the Crystal Lake, you know, camp Crystal Lake event happens and there's shenanigans going on, but
00:29:06
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Okay. The camp counselors. So it's a camp for camp counselors trying to learn to counseling kids better. I'm guessing there's no kids in this fucking camp whatsoever. It's just like it does. I think the, the age range goes from like, there weren't even kids in the first one. No, they were getting ready. It was like two weeks before campus supposed to start.
00:29:27
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So they're getting the campground ready. Yeah, I've never been to camp. I would not know this. Well, I mean, you don't need to go to camp to know that. Have them practice, get ready for like practice.
00:29:41
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So you have these people. And here's the thing, like when they're doing casting, I swear it goes from like 16 to 38, which by the way, in high school was my dating range, 16 to 38. So I think they did it properly there. But other than that, 18 to 38 in high school. No, no. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. You think I stop at 38 now? Come on.
00:30:06
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Come on. Come on. Who are you? Tinder? No, come on. Let's give me a little bit wider range, but you don't really see why they are there. How old are you as a camp counselor? I don't get it. Like, can you be this old? These people are far beyond Tony's. I mean, like the camp director, like,
00:30:32
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I know that the doctor that was on staff for the asthma was like probably in his thirties or forties.
Camp Counselor Age Range and Dating Life Humor
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Um, professional. He should be on staff. The camp director, I think was older too as well, but usually like early to mid twenties, I would say. I guess what I was watching is that like, what point do you stop becoming admirable to helping little kids out to be kind of creepy?
00:31:01
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And they're like, oh, what's your job? Oh, I get to hang around kids in the water all day long. That's sleepaway camp one. That's sleepaway camp one too. Is that the fucking mission for that one? Well, there's this one guy that's like, oh, I like to call him Baldi's because they don't have hair. Yeah. Well, where's my kazoo? Yeah. That's why Vast just fucking pops up. Thanks to Vast for having a shit program popping up on me.
00:31:26
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I'm so glad I paid for that fucking service, too. But to be fair, that guy does die a very horrible death, which is good. He I mean. In jail alone. Oh, sorry. I was highlighting by the killer. When besides all this stuff, there's other things like there's a dude in a wheelchair, but it looks like just got in the wheelchair. Nothing like Camp's fucking wheelchair accessible. So I don't know. These are like levitate like a dialect or something like that.
00:31:53
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It's like, I'm gonna go bone this guy. This is like the one girl suddenly like, she's like, you can use my cabin. It's all, this is fucking the stairs. Like how the fuck did he get up the stairs? Like how? Think of the dragon's ass upstairs or something? So there's major holes like this. Just don't fucking fit in for me. And then you see Jason. We first find him. He's chasing a cop through the woods. The cops got a gun. He doesn't pull.
00:32:19
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So, hey, we know Jesus is not black. At least we know that much. So at least we have to have like some blanket, right? Too soon? Okay. But black lives matter. Sure. No, we do. I mean, I said that more sarcastically. Yeah, we said that tongue in cheek, tongue in cheek. Yeah, absolutely.
00:32:41
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Absolutely. And it's to the point where like you just wonder why the cops not pulling the gun out at all. Yeah. Just shoot at the guy chasing him, slowly chasing him. Slowly chasing, lumbering. Yeah, just a couple of shots, fucking shots at him. And then you see Jason's wearing like a potato sack over his fucking head. Oh, that's right. It's like tied for rope.
00:33:07
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It's before he gets the mask. They couldn't afford masks for Jason too. That's how much Halloween or Halloween. That's how much Friday the 13th one made, I guess. Like, oh, before, uh, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't have his scene together yet. He was going shopping. Where's he getting these clothes from? He's got like hillbilly gym clothes on.
00:33:27
Speaker
He's got the overhaul and the little fucking shit. If he's a kid, probably wish. If he's a kid, this is the premise. The kid only knew his mom and doesn't know how to survive. He obviously knows how to fucking shop somewhere because he's got like a shot for gosh on.
00:33:46
Speaker
Like, all right, I brought myself in a mall, I guess. I just take this in a pitchfork. Thanks. That's all I want. It's rusty ash machete. So you see all this and then you see the mask only has one eye hole. So how the fuck is this guy walking around with no depth perception whatsoever? And it made me think maybe he's not trying to kill these people, but he's trying to like to connect with them.
00:34:09
Speaker
in a very intimate way, and he keeps missing it because he only no fucking depth perception. Like, oh, I got a spider. Like, oh, I killed a guy again. God damn it. I was going for the spider, but I guess I could have got the second eye out. I can actually see in fucking all three. I
Speculations on Jason's Background
00:34:23
Speaker
think I think that's that is the way I think he only has one working eye, I believe. Yeah. Well, we see. OK, so he drowns, right? In the first one, he drowns or his heart magically stops.
00:34:35
Speaker
This is Bert. This is face burn on fire and the water because I can't figure out why it looks like the way he looks. I think it's supposed to be like he was bloated under the water. You know, like it's loaded and have some of his hair removed. Oh no, he was like that. He was like that as a child. He was just formed. He was this form as a kid. So maybe I need to watch this first one again. Okay. Yeah. That's why they made fun of him.
00:35:06
Speaker
is because he had a deformity. And so, and I know that like, yeah. So always send your kids to camp if they're different. I think that's a great experience for everyone. I think his mom was trying to give him some normalcy and
00:35:28
Speaker
Do you think that though? Because you need to watch part two. Okay. You can fast forward all through this shit until the end. Okay. And there's a part at the end, and this is almost like the video game. If you ever play the video game for like Nintendo or some show like that, it's actually a pretty good video games. I get scared. No, that's a Nintendo one. It's got stick figures walking around. It's scary, man. I could not play the Jaws one. That one scared me.
00:35:58
Speaker
OK, that one's too scary. This one is great. Yeah, but it's the you know, put the sweater on, pretend to be her and get to find this other thing and find a machete and like, whatever. But when he's having the flashbacks to his mom talking to him. It's kind of like kneel down, Jason, like, oh, fuck, it's going to get molested. Oh, because that's not like you're not getting
00:36:25
Speaker
Spank, is that corporate punishment? You're not getting spanked when you're kneeling. She didn't have to make him kneel to get slapped in the face. What the fuck is he doing on his knees as a little kid? Or am I just being overly perverted with this? You might be overreaching it. I don't know. I haven't seen it, but it could be just part of punishment. Like, I guess it could be easier for her to slap him in the face if he's- For tits, maybe.
00:36:54
Speaker
I mean, it sounds. He's a kid. He's a kid. He's already. He's not like a giant. It sounds like it's like a power play thing, you know? Eel down Jason. Right. But it's kind of creepy though, right? Maybe they were going to say prayers. Sure. That's never gone wrong before. Little kids saying prayers, adult figures, although that never let them rape. It just, it just reminds me of Carrie.
00:37:24
Speaker
because her mom was super ultra religious. Right. The book or the movie One or Two? Like the remake or the? The book especially, but I think. Dirty Pillows. Yeah. I think also the movie was Sissy Spadek.
00:37:41
Speaker
It's basic. Yeah. I think the first movie is one. Yeah. Yeah. It's the first one. Yeah. I agree. I agree. And maybe that's what it is. Just really an ultra religious mom, but that mom had a temper because she killed him a motherfucker. The first one, apparently she's not very good because she could just like, I don't know, check for signs of life after her son apparently didn't drown. Makes her like a mass murderer. He doesn't drown. I mean, if he's still alive, I don't know. Is he alive or is he like dead alive?
00:38:09
Speaker
And this is the thing. I think in the second movie, he's still human. Oh, OK. After the second movie, he starts becoming super human. OK. And then at what point does he become the worm? Is that Manhattan? I think once the Muppets take his Manhattan. Yes. And then that goes to the worm.
00:38:36
Speaker
Yeah. He becomes a worm through the Muppets. Understood. Yes. As one does. And okay. So we know this is all pronto effects and that some of us really good. Some of us kind of cheesy, but still fun. If you, like for whatever reason, the guy in the wheelchair just wants to do arm wrestling with people. I think he's cheating because like he's, he's weighed down by like a 400 pound wheelchair.
00:39:01
Speaker
They're not going to move them for that. It's like over the top and. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Versus Jason. He like a hand. And everyone's got this really weird thing. Like one guy was playing after sex after coitus harmonica. Like apparently I couldn't get that scene at all. Like, okay, so they just had sex. Now he's playing harmonica. Like that's what one does with my harmonica.
00:39:29
Speaker
And apparently the guy in the wheelchair is like stupid as fuck. It's like, Oh my God, I'm in training. And I was like, for what? You're in a wheelchair. Oh, that's right. I'm not in football anymore. I keep forgetting. My, my spines broke. I forgot this is like four or five times. Like, what the fuck are you training for? Bitch, you ain't training for nothing. Training to like, get your ass wiped for a while. I guess. I don't know. And, uh, oh, all right. We're from our sponsors. So are you training? And no, no, I can't do that.
00:39:58
Speaker
I don't have the copy. I don't want it. So you have that. And then there's one girl who's like really heavily flirting with him to the part where she's like, we're going to play this video game and whoever wins gets, you know, top position. He doesn't get that to come on. So after all this, like, Hey, you won. What do you get? She's like the guy in the wheelchair does not get that. It was a come on to him.
00:40:23
Speaker
Well, here's the thing is, can he do top position? Oh, they actually start talking about that afterwards. She's like, is your legs broke? Like, yeah. So you can do other things. Like I'd never had an issue before. Okay. Oh my God. What's that monkey movie? Monkey shines. That was a pivotal part of the movie being quadriplegic and there is a sex scene.
00:40:53
Speaker
If you want horror and people in wheelchairs having sex, there's two movies for you right there.
00:41:07
Speaker
Yeah, but you don't get to see I have sex in this movie because he has to, after he levitates over a couple of flights of stairs with the power of his mind alone, I guess. Oh, so he's Professor X? Yeah, I think he's trained to be Professor X. I think that's what he's trying to do. I'm training my talcon ECs so I can move this wheelchair. Perfect. I love it. I love it. There is a scene where I, again, I don't understand it.
00:41:34
Speaker
No, fuck no. Like Jason slaughters them all. I know, I know. He's supposed to do it after the sex. At least let the guy get some. He had premature slaughtering. You know, fuck it. I killed him already. But there is one scene where this girl gets naked to a skinny dip. Cool. Great. Awesome. Whatever. It's at nighttime. Okay. She comes back. She starts swimming back and then she starts covering her breasts. I'm like, wait a minute.
00:42:03
Speaker
If you think you're alone, and you're skinny dipping, and you were no problem getting in, so it wasn't like she was cold, maybe she was cold, like no, she was just covering her breasts. I don't understand that part of the film. I don't know, is she feeling, maybe she's feeling herself well? I wish that was part of the film, but it's weird, and then this very ricky guy.
00:42:32
Speaker
Was she covering her? No. Beaver? No. So it was just a boobage situation. Just a boobage situation. It was me. What was it? Me, uh, Joe, Joe. Yeah. I can't. Oh, we got to watch that movie again. We should. Such a good scene. I mean, it's such a good movie. Yeah. She's a beautiful woman. I,
00:43:00
Speaker
still teach some of the stuff that she recommends. So some of the parts just didn't make sense. Some of the parts seems disjointed. Some of the things that looked like they just filmed and they edited out of order. Like the scenes of like the guy, either that the guy is dense as fuck and didn't know she was coming on to him and talking about sex the entire time. Like, Oh, honestly,
00:43:20
Speaker
could very well be true i've had moments like that where i was invited back to someone's place for tea and guess what i did i drink some tea and i was like okay well it's getting late wait i can't only later she was like yeah did i do something wrong like.
00:43:40
Speaker
Oh, fuck my life. We are Russell. And then if you invite me over for a specific thing, I will go over and expect that specific thing. Thank you. I think that's correct. And I think most people miss this point. Damn it. If you're inviting people for, for sex, a.
00:44:05
Speaker
handicap assessor, you know, accessible. Right, right, right. Absolutely. Not everyone can level things in. Yeah, exactly. They had a fucking wheelchair. B, tell me what front. If I'm saying, hey, you want to come over and watch Roller Gator, you know it's because I hate you. But I also never want to see you again. I just want to tell you that front.
00:44:27
Speaker
With tea, he is very subjective. If you find someone out for tea, like a tea store, don't have sex in there. No, no, no. And the funny thing is like, she only had like three types of tea. So like, I was just like, I mean, I guess, I guess, I mean, it's not like, it's not like my selection, but you know, you do you. And then only later I was like, Oh, well, shit.
00:44:59
Speaker
with her right now and you could be doing her instead. Yeah. Like tell me, tell me halfway between T. Mr. And maybe that's what he felt like he was like, oh, just playing a video game, having a good time. Fighting this eight bit shit. I think they have an eight bit better lights. Oh, my God. You know what? I you gave your thing a four.
00:45:26
Speaker
Yeah, I gave it a four. It was fun. It's not good in any means, but it's fun. Damn. I can't give this one a four. I can't give it a four. It's not bad. It's not a four for me. It's like a 3.5.
00:45:45
Speaker
I actually give it an honest 3.5 because it probably what for me, it is better than the first one is probably the strongest one because you're still developing the character. He's not superhuman yet. He's believable ish. The actions of the people on screen aren't believable, but he is a killer is believable. Yeah. Everybody was kind of like, it's a miss. And then I, I need to watch more because I honestly got, I think he got abused as a kid.
00:46:12
Speaker
That's interesting. Yeah, like I said, I'm kind of moving my way backwards through the Jason movies. And I'll have to look into that. Because I have seen Freddy versus Jason, Jason X, then Jason goes to hell. So I guess next one is going to Manhattan. Yeah. Yeah, God, I should probably watch that too.
00:46:38
Speaker
All right, so we are teaming up on The Addams Family, the 1991 version.
Discussion on 1991 Addams Family Movie
00:46:44
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Raul Julia. Yes. Raul Julia, because they keep coming out with new ones. Angelica, Angelica Houston, Christina Ricci, Ricci. Thank you, Elton, for her. And oh, gosh. Chris Lloyd. One of my favorite actors. Thank you, Chris Lloyd.
00:47:14
Speaker
It's one of those movies where it's so part of its time, but also it's so timeless. It's an easy movie of basically kind of a bait and switch.
00:47:32
Speaker
For those who haven't seen it, which you should you absolutely should it's a lot of fun. Honestly, it's my atoms These are my atoms. We're all Julia. Yes. No, no, no, so you didn't do like the original 64 series Very vaguely Honestly, I was more into the Munsters. I'll be honest. Okay, you're more months for the namis family. Yeah, I was more Munsters and um, I
00:47:58
Speaker
And so it was fine, but I feel like this movie and the movie after it, it was so wonderfully done and so precise. And Angelica, Houston, and raw Julia have such chemistry together.
00:48:17
Speaker
that it's just so fun to see and see weirdos being weirdos. Did we do this one before? No. Fuck. Are you sure? I'm sure. Oh no, we were trashing Wednesday and how the Wednesday of Adams, they didn't have that sexual chemistry whatsoever. Okay, that's what it was.
00:48:43
Speaker
Yeah, we were talking that with Wednesday, because they don't. They really don't. And I love Catherine Zeta Jones. She's gorgeous. I love her. And she's so talented. But Louise Guzman.
00:48:59
Speaker
Absolutely. Absolutely. Not in Adams. Not for that scene. Not, no. Like, again, Raul Julia brings such a glee and insanity and passion.
00:49:16
Speaker
to this role as Adams. He really does. He's unhinged, but in the best of ways, in a way he doesn't want to be ever put back together again. It's so fun to see his passion with Angelica Houston's cool, calm, poised Morticia.
00:49:39
Speaker
Just the two of them, you know, it's really a movie about family. It really is and what makes a family. And watching Fester, who you think is a fraud and a fake, become part of that family and finding a place you belong. And he found a place that he belonged and was with the Adams family. Which, if you've watched the original series,
00:50:08
Speaker
You kind of understand some of the family dynamic, but you don't have to watch original series to like, and understand the current movie. So it kind of, it's a cross-generational because the original, you know, sure the original gets off like at 66, but the syndication goes on forever, I think.
00:50:29
Speaker
My question is, because we talked about Raul Julia and Angelica Houston, they actually win the MTV award for best kiss. When that's like, you know, them and Spider-Man and only two kisses I remember.
00:50:41
Speaker
I think for real. MC Hammer, allegedly. For you? For you? For me. You're like, when he kissed me, it was just too much tongue. It was too busy. I didn't want to put my tongue. I had like 12 of my mouth. No, I get it. There's a point to it. MC Hammer does the soundtrack. Yes.
00:51:10
Speaker
He is the best and the worst original song awards. Absolutely. Absolutely. Was empty field movie award. Absolutely. It's the goofiest song. And my mom still sings it to this day.
00:51:23
Speaker
Nice. It's definitely like a mom song in the best of ways. Having Cousin It, he's the coolest guy in town. It's fun because it is all about these weirdos. That's something that was lacking in Wednesday that I didn't like is having these extra ordinary characters in an ordinary world.
00:51:53
Speaker
You see these ordinary people like the Girl Scout who had a bigger role in the second one. But she comes around, would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? And she's all snobby and stuff. And it's like these strange and weird people in a very ordinary world, which is the promise of the show and also the promise of the monsters, to be honest.
00:52:20
Speaker
is just like a family who loves each other very much, but the world just does not understand. And that's powerful. Wait, are you talking about, you know what? I ain't gonna even mention that name. I was gonna make a joke, but the joke wasn't good enough to mention someone's name. So I'm not gonna- Okay, okay. But I will say,
00:52:45
Speaker
The love and the camaraderie of the Addams family is also not seen on Wednesday. Yeah, exactly. Which is why I think Wednesday kind of like misses, because it has all these connections. And misses the mark. Miss, miss, miss, miss. And so it has to rely on the talent of, which she's very talented. Oh, she's so pretty. And does have charisma.
00:53:06
Speaker
But it could have been so much stronger if it just looked at the blueprint and you're talking about family. Absolutely. She gets the young person award in multiple categories. This is her first big film. It's going to launch her through apparently. And she was great in it. And yellow jackets as well. The boy who played Pugsley. I'm sorry. I don't remember his name. Boy who plays Pugsley.
00:53:32
Speaker
Um, but, but he was great too. Like the whole cast was great. And like you said, that was missing in Wednesday because all of a sudden there's this animosity towards her mother. And it's like, that was never there though. They, you know, if they had built it up within the story, that would have been interesting, but it starts off like, I just, I hate you. And it's like, she never,
00:54:00
Speaker
She never felt like that with her. Yeah, she tried to kill her brother several times out of love, but they're Adams's. They don't live like normal people. They don't really die. Things could really happen. They don't die. They don't really suffer in the way that we suffer. They're extraordinary and extraordinary even.
00:54:29
Speaker
Yeah, it's, this is the movie that really was the thing that made me like, I love this movie. And this is a comfort movie to me. This and the second one, both. Both of them are absolutely comfort movies. Comfort movies and, and you know where the Addams family got their name from, right? I forget. I might be making this up, but I don't forget. Charles Addams. Charles Addams, yeah.
00:54:59
Speaker
Yeah. He, he writes it. And, um, it was a story, like it would be caricature drawings, you know, and I think it was, what was it in the 1900s, the early 1900s? I'm going to say, Oh, okay. It came out in 64. So we'll say 1962 ish to start writing it and start getting together. Oh, didn't they have the comics before that?
00:55:27
Speaker
Oh, the comics themselves. I don't know. He started doing comics like in thirties and forties. Okay. Okay. I knew his earlier and then they made the show, you know, the, um, which again, it was, it was great too. Um, I just, I don't know. It, it was fun, but it didn't catch me with the kind of macabre, dark sense of humor and, um, mystery of the
Praising Addams Family Dynamics
00:55:55
Speaker
movie. Right.
00:55:57
Speaker
Well, you're also a different time of what you can show on network. That's true. That's true. They had to be smoking. Yeah, they have smoking and alcohol. And beating your wife was a big joke back then. But I honestly. I love hunger, but damn. I will say this in the original show, Morticia and why am I blinking?
00:56:27
Speaker
Gomez? Gomez? Um, they, they still had a very strong relationship and they were very much in love and very much, um, a partnership, you know, it was never like the honeymooners where it's like, you stay in the kitchen and I'm going to, it was never like that. They were, they were partners.
00:56:49
Speaker
I think the partnership goes throughout the movies and I think you are correct in saying it's the family unit and it's the family unit of the family. I'm not even sure if the family knows that they're different, but they think pity on the people who are supposed to be normal because they're like all those poor bastards. Look how bad their life is. Or it's just like, you know, they are just so different. Like I love that one when they're in the play and they're
00:57:19
Speaker
It's the Shakespearean play, and Wednesday and Pugsley are fake cutting each other, but there's blood splirting everywhere, and it's getting on everyone. At the very end, of course, the atoms jump up and applaud, bravo, bravo, and everybody else is horrified. Absolutely, PTSD.
00:57:42
Speaker
But to be so tight knit, to be like, you know, this is who we are and we don't give a fuck. Right. Yeah. And there's no apologies for, and it doesn't have to be, and this is like what, PG 13 or PG, you know? I thought it was PG because I saw it as a child in theaters. 90, 91 as this might be before 13 comes out.
00:58:06
Speaker
No, no, because it was Gremlins that pushed PG-13. So it was right after Red Dawn. Sorry. Anyway, anyway. That was a good movie. The remake shit. Yeah. Such disappointment. The first one's Dirty Dancing, you know that, right?
00:58:30
Speaker
Yeah, look at the fucking cast of Red Dawn and then go, holy shit, that is dirty. Oh, for real?
00:58:37
Speaker
Oh, I'll have to see that again. Cause I love dirty dancing. So we're doing. Anyway, I was family original one movie. What, what score do you give it? Oh boy. You know what I'm going to say, and this is going to be very controversial and that's fine. I can be controversial.
Rating the Addams Family Movie
00:58:59
Speaker
I'm going to give it a 4.5. Wow. And I would actually give the second one a five.
00:59:07
Speaker
And I know that's controversial. Yeah. I just. That's her. Yeah. Uh, what's her name? Um, Oh God, she's so good. What's that gold digger's name? Yeah. I mean, the character is a gold digger. Not, uh, Joanne Cusack. And she's just so great as Debbie. I think that's true.
00:59:34
Speaker
And it's just, and the kids go to camp. See camp. We got it. Fucking camp. We got it. We got it in there. And it's just, it's very, very cute. But anyway. So that was a four point, you know what? I was going to give this one a 4.5 as well. It's great. It's a solid movie. It's funny. It's, it's very, it's got a lot of heart to it. The designs are beautiful. Like when Morticia is going through the graveyard with Fester and they have all of these
01:00:04
Speaker
different, um, tombstones and stories of them. And, you know, it's just so fun. It's a good, it's a good movie. You can do it with kids, adults, kids that are adults, you know, Friday, 13th, check it out. All right. Box.
01:00:28
Speaker
I got to pull it up. Yeah. Pull your plugs. Oh, I don't don't pull out the plugs, man. Once you pull those fucking things out at our age, you can't put them back in. Trust me. You know how many times I pulled a plug before? Tons, tons. I don't want to even know. Oh, plug. I visit PUD. Jesus, man. Annunciate. But what's your plug? I'm getting it.
01:00:53
Speaker
You're getting it. Well, then I'm fuck. I'm doing mine. My blog is going to be surviving Gen X on sale. Oh, it's spot days. It's by Joe chef check on sale November 30th. If you are a Gen Xer or if you know what a gender Xer, if you just spell the letter X, go buy it. All proceeds go to probably Joe. Honest to God, he's doing some sort of a charity thing in public, but
01:01:22
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01:01:52
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And so, um, why are you doing that? What do what? Oh, I play you off. It's going to be foster kids. All right. Why are you doing foster kids? Foster love.com foster love is, um, a nonprofit that is comprised of young adults and former foster youth that basically help kids that are in the foster care system and feel like
01:02:22
Speaker
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01:02:50
Speaker
a lot of love and a lot of support. And this is one of the places they can find it at. Awesome sauce. So with that being said, for behalf of myself, Jim Phoenix. Oh, wrong one. Wrong one. Jim Phoenix, who can't apparently press a fucking button on his soundboard correctly. And J.M. Brinek will bid you a day. And I fucked that one name up. It's not.
01:03:19
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It's Harvey. Harvey? Yeah, like good day. Mike Steve? No, no, no. Paul Harvey. Oh, Harvey. Paul Harvey. No, Paul Harvey. We fucked the name up last time, Marley. I did it last time. And you might actually hear a cat. She's right on my lap. I hear a cat.
01:03:47
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Meow, man, meow.