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78. The Worst Gay Horror (2024): Spoiler, it's They/Them
18 Plays3 months ago
You wanted the best, well KISS can't make it so we have the WORST of the WORST for gay horror. In this episode we talk about some really big duds and one -this isn't bad- movie in the LGBTQ wheelhouse of horror.
Watch Jim and Box duke it out over the worst queer horror movie ever -- They/Them.
All that and more....
Transcript
00:00:01
jim_phoenix
Hey everyone, Jim Phoenix here.
00:00:01
box
Oh, it is.
00:00:03
jim_phoenix
And boy, am I excited for this one. I guess it's pride month this month. And if you're like me, you're like, fuck pride month. I can't wait until all those corporate sponsors shills go back to the regular S logos.
00:00:19
box
Look here, I, I know everybody's like, Oh, pink money and you know, this and that, but it's kind of better than when they Cause I think Target back, back fired and this and that. Cause you know, people are like, Oh, can't have rainbow stuff. But you know what? That's okay. Dollar Tree had gay.
00:00:40
jim_phoenix
I have no idea what you're out talking about. But anyways, this episode's on the worst queer horror.
00:00:41
box
Okay.
00:00:46
jim_phoenix
And that's a long fucking list for the Jimbo, but we're only going to talk about the worst of the worst.
00:00:46
box
That was now.
00:00:54
jim_phoenix
All of some more on the next streaming demons. And we will do not switch out stuff just because it's gay pride month. God damn it.
00:01:06
box
wait so was on purpose
00:01:11
jim_phoenix
I meant this music.
00:01:14
box
I swear to god, I thought you were doing the other one.
00:01:19
jim_phoenix
ah but
00:01:41
box
ah but but but but but but bu bu but
00:01:44
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:01:47
jim_phoenix
Oh, we're we're back now. Hey, yeah welcome to talking about target on streaming target demons.
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box
yeah
00:01:53
box
Yeah, I'm also on a lot of cold meds right now, so I might be a little loopy.
00:01:57
jim_phoenix
ah And I'm like, box, box, box, no one knows what the fuck you're talking about right now.
00:02:03
box
I know, i don't I don't think I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
00:02:06
jim_phoenix
Target Skittles, like target Skittles, what the fuck?
00:02:08
box
And Skittles, they're fucking non-rainbow when they should be a rainbow.
00:02:12
jim_phoenix
Taste the rainbow.
00:02:13
box
I feel like an old man, but complaining about it's not gay enough.
00:02:16
jim_phoenix
Okay. Today is our Pride Month episode.
00:02:22
box
Yeah, sure.
00:02:24
jim_phoenix
And we used to do the best gay horror, but I don't know.
00:02:30
box
There's a lot of stinkers.
00:02:30
jim_phoenix
i Yeah, I found out there really wasn't a lot of good gay horror.
00:02:31
box
There's a lot of stinkers out there. Fuck off. There's a lot of good fuck off.
00:02:35
jim_phoenix
There's just... No, I'm pretty sure there's just...
00:02:39
box
No fuck off there is.
00:02:41
jim_phoenix
And I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll watch. I was going to make some rules. ah the I was going to make some rules on why stuff doesn't work. And I'm pretty sure you're going to be all like, you know, I'm me, but it's all good.
00:02:54
box
I'm gonna be baby Yoda on you.
00:02:55
jim_phoenix
You're going to be baby audio. I mean, you said the hand.
00:02:58
box
All over you.
00:02:59
jim_phoenix
Can you use a hand? I'm going to zoom out right now.
00:03:01
box
I'm gonna get at grandma's cookies all over you too.
00:03:03
jim_phoenix
Grandma's cookies.
00:03:05
box
yeah
00:03:08
jim_phoenix
All right, so, oh God, I hope Bigfoot doesn't call him for this one.
00:03:13
box
He better not.
00:03:14
jim_phoenix
Oh no, jinxed us for this. But I was thinking, try to think about nothing happens. There's reasons why movies don't work when they're forced genres. When you're forcing something into a genre, you're doing for the PC cookie points. It's the, oh no.
00:03:34
box
Like Rologator. I know. Yeah.
00:03:37
jim_phoenix
That was almost one of my fucking films, today.
00:03:39
box
Why is that queer?
00:03:41
jim_phoenix
How is that not? You know how I was queer? Because I don't get laid watching it. And that's so fucking gay.
00:03:46
box
yeah Okay, so I'm saying I'm seeing someone new We're gonna have to see we're gonna have to see because I'm seeing someone and if she can stand it If it turns her stra But we'll see we'll see I I informed her of this ritual and Formed her it's much better than baby ghosts though.
00:03:47
jim_phoenix
It's like, hey, it turns women turns women gay, that film.
00:03:59
jim_phoenix
If it turns her straight, tell me funny. Like, holy shit.
00:04:06
jim_phoenix
Don't do that. You'll don't do that to a box. Don't do it to her.
00:04:13
box
I will say I
00:04:15
jim_phoenix
I've got nothing on baby goes.
00:04:17
box
you yeah uh not yet um but it also has uh what's his face the other the lesser joe joe what's his yeah yeah yeah it has him as well yeah i know
00:04:17
jim_phoenix
I remember it was like shit. So shitty that. Did you review that one?
00:04:29
jim_phoenix
Baldwin. Oh, Joe Estevez. Yeah. Sadly, I knew what you meant by what's-his-face as soon as you said, you know, like, oh, and it's got to be an acid machine. Okay.
00:04:41
box
It is a mess of us. It's a joest of us and it's the joest of us. I, it's worse than a roller gator.
00:04:48
jim_phoenix
Okay. Well, we'll see. We'll do, we should do one on like how to kill your sex life.
00:04:50
box
You're welcome.
00:04:53
jim_phoenix
pi cat These movies are killing your sex life. These horror movies will kill your sex life.
00:04:58
box
Again, I was ghosted by somebody because I said, I like the loss of pastor. I still stand by that.
00:05:05
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, ain't gonna watch that shit.
00:05:09
box
It's good.
00:05:09
jim_phoenix
I'm actually, i'm be sure like I might watch it better than the stuff I've been watching for this podcast.
00:05:12
box
But it's also not queer. It's also not queer. so
00:05:16
jim_phoenix
Um, for and there's a thing that comes back to it. And if you are shoehorring stuff in just to be a gay movie, shame on you. Like, ah, this character is gay.
00:05:24
box
if you're You sound like an old man.
00:05:26
jim_phoenix
Like why? Oh, you know, we need money.
00:05:33
box
You really do.
00:05:33
jim_phoenix
Well, I felt a lot of painful things, ah movie wise, where the movies could have worked, but they tried for the PC points. Now I sound like a right wing.
00:05:44
box
You sounds like an old man.
00:05:44
jim_phoenix
Holy shit.
00:05:48
jim_phoenix
I am a fucking old man.
00:05:49
box
Yeah, I know.
00:05:49
jim_phoenix
Hate to tell you guys. Hate to like shatter the illusions at home. I'm old.
00:05:55
box
He's an old fucking man, having old fucking man points.
00:05:56
jim_phoenix
I'm fucking old.
00:05:59
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:06:00
box
But we're not we're here to talk about the worst queer films for whatever reason, for whatever reason.
00:06:04
jim_phoenix
the worst gay films ever.
00:06:12
jim_phoenix
Oh yeah, and we, okay. We might be able to do more than one because sometimes usually if you're new to streaming demons, usually a box takes one and I'll take one and the special guests that we have won't take one.
00:06:23
box
Yeah.
00:06:26
jim_phoenix
And there's no special guest box and I double teamed one at the end.
00:06:30
box
hu
00:06:31
jim_phoenix
So we just do three movies.
00:06:32
box
Tag team it.
00:06:33
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Do you have the worst gay movie ever in your mind that you could talk about?
00:06:40
box
But in my mind, yeah, I feel like this is a magic trick.
00:06:42
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:06:44
box
Yes, I do.
00:06:45
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:06:46
box
To me, to me, this is all subjects, but yeah.
00:06:47
jim_phoenix
Yes.
00:06:50
jim_phoenix
Oh, yeah, sure. And then we discussed beforehand, we could discuss one to together because we've seen, oddly enough, we we actually saw something together, not together together, but when it came out, I think we saw it in the theaters or do we rent it?
00:06:58
box
yeah
00:07:08
jim_phoenix
was Did it come out during a pandemic?
00:07:10
box
It did come out during the pandemic.
00:07:10
jim_phoenix
and So probably rented it.
00:07:14
box
Yeah, I did rent it. Yeah.
00:07:16
jim_phoenix
And we had differing opinions on this at the time.
00:07:18
box
We did have differing opinions.
00:07:22
jim_phoenix
We did. So it should be interesting to to relive the opinions.
00:07:23
box
Yeah, it it would be ah
00:07:26
jim_phoenix
Because enough space has gone by. I don't remember the movie all that much. And especially now, we can actually go to the theaters again.
00:07:35
box
yeah that's wild.
00:07:36
jim_phoenix
We're like, oh my god, it's a good movie. It's the only thing that fucking came out.
00:07:38
box
ah Do I? No. I wait till it comes out on HBO Max. Every fucking time.
00:07:43
jim_phoenix
Well, you know, Codybox, that's what I like to say. All right, so today, today, today, today, today, today, what is your worst? And people at home, you might want to like and subscribe now before we start trashing, especially everyone's going like, it's Pride Month.
00:07:59
box
and
00:08:03
jim_phoenix
Look, I can't wait to check out what they're going to say about this. Yeah, you're going to wait.
00:08:08
box
Well, here's the thing too, is that we are fortunate and we're very lucky that we can have more films that do have LGBTQ in it to where we can say, oh, oh this one's, well, no, we can say, ooh, I don't,
00:08:18
jim_phoenix
The letters sleep away camp. That's got an L. Yeah, it does sleep away. S L right there.
00:08:30
box
anyway, we're privileged that we can say, ooh, these are the worst.
00:08:34
jim_phoenix
Oh, gay people are privileged. That's what you're saying. You're saying gays are privileged. The gays you're saying in America, the gays are privileged.
00:08:39
box
In America, in in some places in the world, yes.
00:08:45
box
In America, in a lot of other countries, it is, we are much more privileged than others, yes.
00:08:52
jim_phoenix
So more privilege then.
00:08:54
box
Yep.
00:08:55
jim_phoenix
My cat wants to say hi.
00:08:56
box
I know you're like trying to like box the box, but you can't, you can't box the box.
00:09:00
jim_phoenix
Box the box.
00:09:02
box
All right. So my first one is, I have,
00:09:04
jim_phoenix
but Wait, wait, wait, first one or only one? What's it what's the the worst one?
00:09:09
box
The worst one? Yeah, the worst one. I have, oh, we're doing, what?
00:09:11
jim_phoenix
Okay, wait, because we're not doing listing. We're just Yeah, we're just doing one do.
00:09:17
box
That's rude.
00:09:18
jim_phoenix
Why?
00:09:18
box
Okay.
00:09:18
jim_phoenix
how How many do you have? How many do you have? how many you have
00:09:20
box
I have many in my wheelhouse.
00:09:23
jim_phoenix
ah And we actually many Okay
00:09:24
box
I have many. and Okay, that's fine. I can do this one. I can do this one. I wanted to like this so bad. I really did. I love the idea of it.
00:09:34
jim_phoenix
Jesus The execution that's a movie outside You saw an execution you saw faces a fucking death remake.
00:09:35
box
The execution. was not to my liking. um
00:09:45
jim_phoenix
Holy shit. Is that gay now?
00:09:47
box
the The gay one, yeah.
00:09:48
jim_phoenix
The gay faces of death
00:09:48
box
Just the gay one. This one is called auto or up with the dead people.
00:09:54
jim_phoenix
Up with the dead people motherfucker.
00:09:56
box
I really wanted to like this one. I did. It's a it's a gay zombie. Like, cool. That's great. Like, I like that. um It was not kind of what I was expecting and it didn't really go anywhere and we didn't really know Otto all that much except for he likes men.
00:10:15
jim_phoenix
Oh.
00:10:19
box
He likes to eat men. And there's there's a there's there's a sex scene in it, not with him, but with two other guys where somebody's fornicating with somebody's zombie hole.
00:10:38
jim_phoenix
okay Is it consensual zombie hole sex?
00:10:41
box
It's because I think maybe it's not in the hole you think it is.
00:10:44
jim_phoenix
Is it necrophilia?
00:10:47
box
It's where a hole shouldn't be, like the stomach.
00:10:50
jim_phoenix
The belly button? He's fucking a belly button?
00:10:53
box
Kind of, yeah. Kind of, yeah. But it's zombie sex.
00:10:57
jim_phoenix
Don't we all?
00:11:00
box
It was, it wasn't what I wanted it to be.
00:11:04
jim_phoenix
Is this the one that has is the poster or the almost at the VHS box was the poster like red.
00:11:13
box
It's like, it's got, you can't see it, but it has Otto, he's sitting there, he's in his like zombie clothes, and then it has a very close up of a jacked up man taking off his shirt.
00:11:14
jim_phoenix
With.
00:11:17
jim_phoenix
No.
00:11:28
jim_phoenix
Box box, I think that might be porn.
00:11:32
box
I, it it became one, yes.
00:11:35
jim_phoenix
different gay whores.
00:11:37
box
It became, it's,
00:11:37
jim_phoenix
It might be the worst gay whore too.
00:11:39
box
It's on 2B, which is surprising because 2B actually has a lot of porn on it.
00:11:46
jim_phoenix
I'm going to look for that shit later on, man.
00:11:49
box
Yeah, soft core.
00:11:51
jim_phoenix
Hey, and that's our show everyone. Bye.
00:11:55
box
Soft core porn, it does have.
00:11:56
jim_phoenix
Oh, oh, you should, you have to leave the soft core part. All right.
00:12:00
box
ah ah You can tell there were obvious cuts because it's like, oh, that was when the actual porn happened that they cut for 2B.
00:12:06
jim_phoenix
Oh, oh, I don't want to like be added on to bug
00:12:10
box
But this one showed, anyway, it was just, it showed fucking a guy's stomach consensually.
00:12:14
jim_phoenix
gets an ass.
00:12:20
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:12:22
box
But anyway, and the story just kind of didn't really go that far. It didn't really have a clear story. It was just kind of meandering. And it was like, if you're gonna go gay zombie, Like I enjoyed thirst, which is gay vampire, but he ate dicks. Like he ate dicks.
00:12:43
jim_phoenix
But he's a dick. Yes, I will.
00:12:46
box
Like on a hot dog bun, ate dicks. And that I can be behind. I'm up for that.
00:12:53
jim_phoenix
You don't want to be in front of it. You want to be behind that shit.
00:12:57
box
You want to be in front of that shit, right?
00:12:57
jim_phoenix
You don't want to be on top of that.
00:12:59
box
And that's kind of what I thought was going to, it was like, oh, okay. Like.
00:13:04
jim_phoenix
He's going to eat dicks.
00:13:06
box
he getting like He's He's going to eat a little dick and he didn't know dick eat. And I was sad.
00:13:13
jim_phoenix
Then what's the point of being a fucking gay zombie?
00:13:15
box
Right. Right. Eat that dick.
00:13:18
jim_phoenix
If you have to eat people, miles we eat, what do you want? So I hate, I don't even want to say this, but how's the special effects besides the blood and fuck?
00:13:25
box
They were practical. It was it was very low budget. So it was very practical. um But it wasn't really anything that wowed you. You know,
00:13:37
jim_phoenix
Oh, mine's got a lot of wow. See?
00:13:40
box
you know i
00:13:40
jim_phoenix
Wow, is my worst gay movie better than your gay movie?
00:13:41
box
what do you mean?
00:13:47
jim_phoenix
Oh, wow. Because it sounds like yours is like complete shit.
00:13:51
box
I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't, it was a great promise. Just fell flat.
00:13:57
jim_phoenix
Now, are you still under? That's the assumption. That's the not the right word for it. Are you still in the thought of even though you know the movie is going to be absolute fucking shit because it's a gay movie. You must see it.
00:14:15
box
Okay, here's the thing.
00:14:17
jim_phoenix
Because we had that disagreement.
00:14:17
box
It doesn't have to be gay. It doesn't have to be gay. It can be, you know, I liked cocaine shark. I did. I liked cocaine bear.
00:14:27
jim_phoenix
Okay, that was good, man.
00:14:28
box
Um, you know, I, if it's, if it's a shit in a good way where I'm like, mm this is it, I'm going to like it, whether it's gay or not.
00:14:40
jim_phoenix
and and No, no, no. I'm talking about bros.
00:14:44
box
Oh, I still think support gave movies.
00:14:44
jim_phoenix
You fucking know.
00:14:47
box
Yeah.
00:14:48
jim_phoenix
Even though you've seen the fucking preview of bros and you're like, this is boring as shit.
00:14:53
box
Look, I've seen worse movies. I paid for worse movies when, uh, you know, I paid for fucking Slender Man. I saw that in theaters, bro.
00:15:00
jim_phoenix
And that is how I get STDs.
00:15:03
box
It no, it's how you fall asleep.
00:15:03
jim_phoenix
And if you're like, fuck it, I'm going to pay for this like $2.
00:15:05
box
That's how you get the best fucking sleep of your day. Of your life. You go to Slender Man. Like seriously, I fell asleep. It was really.
00:15:13
jim_phoenix
Did we do Slender? No, we did thin.
00:15:15
box
We did Slenderman.
00:15:17
jim_phoenix
We did Slender, man. I think we did Bottle Man.
00:15:19
box
We did Slenderman. Nope. With the person who we shall not name when we were doing that one thing where we were watching it. Yep.
00:15:28
jim_phoenix
That was Slenderman.
00:15:29
box
And we were watching it and doing commentary. We watched that.
00:15:33
jim_phoenix
Oh man.
00:15:34
box
Yeah. We've blocked it out from our memories. I know.
00:15:36
jim_phoenix
But I think so. I think so.
00:15:39
box
Yeah.
00:15:40
jim_phoenix
I'll remember is like the other fucking three movies were all thirst traps. Like I'm like, I'm pretty sure this girl's like fucking, I had to Google the age. I felt that's how I'm like, I think, how old is this actress? Okay, good. Thank God.
00:15:52
box
Yeah.
00:15:53
jim_phoenix
I can't remember the actress's name right now, but she was an,
00:15:55
box
Billy King from Slender Mania.
00:15:58
jim_phoenix
Was it?
00:16:01
jim_phoenix
but Was that the same actress? This is how bad the gay movies are, by the way. We're talking about fucking Slender Man is dead.
00:16:08
box
we sweet you This is what happens when you put two ADHD people in the same room.
00:16:08
jim_phoenix
You realize that?
00:16:13
jim_phoenix
No, this is what happens with the movies that's fucking bad.
00:16:14
box
but Yeah.
00:16:16
jim_phoenix
OK, although this is the point. So, yeah, Slender Man was bad. Probably gay in it, too.
00:16:20
box
i But it wasn't gay.
00:16:22
jim_phoenix
I don't know, man.
00:16:23
box
Otto was bad. It was gay.
00:16:25
jim_phoenix
It's a twink.
00:16:27
box
He was a Twink, yeah.
00:16:28
jim_phoenix
Where's my fucking? but Okay.
00:16:29
box
I would say.
00:16:31
jim_phoenix
So that's yours. How many cathedrals would you give?
00:16:33
box
A Zwink, maybe.
00:16:35
jim_phoenix
How much, uh, how many rainbow cathedrals with sparkles would you give to two?
00:16:38
box
Two.
00:16:41
box
Two.
00:16:42
jim_phoenix
Okay. Well, shit.
00:16:44
box
I mean, like,
00:16:44
jim_phoenix
That's not bad.
00:16:45
box
If somebody was like, this is my favorite movie and they were very near and dear to my heart, I would be like, I'll watch it again.
00:16:51
jim_phoenix
Not
00:16:54
box
Yeah.
00:16:55
jim_phoenix
what I thought.
00:16:59
jim_phoenix
a No, God damn it.
00:17:01
box
You really need.
00:17:05
jim_phoenix
I need glasses.
00:17:06
box
Calm down. Calm down, buddy.
00:17:07
jim_phoenix
I need glasses. Sorry, hold on. This is, this is the, this is the Padawanda, okay.
00:17:10
box
Okay. So too. It wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen in my whole entire life.
00:17:15
jim_phoenix
In your whole life?
00:17:17
box
It wasn't the worst.
00:17:19
jim_phoenix
Which whole are you talking about?
00:17:22
box
The one where you fuck in the stomach, the belly button.
00:17:22
jim_phoenix
The one of Courtney Love. Oh, Courtney Love. We call it the Courtney Love.
00:17:26
box
Yeah.
00:17:28
jim_phoenix
All right, well that's not bad. I can beat this.
00:17:31
box
Okay.
00:17:31
jim_phoenix
um Let's play a guessing game. What do you think my worst gay horror film is?
00:17:38
box
All of them because you hate gay horror films.
00:17:40
jim_phoenix
i Honestly, that's one of the few gay and animal mutilations. I don't like either of those horror genres.
00:17:49
box
No, yeah yeah.
00:17:50
jim_phoenix
And if they're gay animal mutilations, fucking can't stand it.
00:17:54
box
Um, which is funny cause like haunted MTL you're like, gays are great.
00:18:00
jim_phoenix
No, I just, well, i like yeah, I think people could be, should be acceptable. You know, I just don't like the movies being produced.
00:18:09
box
You should watch Summoning Sylvia. That one was a good one.
00:18:11
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Sounds scary.
00:18:13
box
It is gay.
00:18:14
jim_phoenix
Oh, see exactly. Why would I don' want to watch if it's gay?
00:18:15
box
Yeah. Cause it's good.
00:18:18
jim_phoenix
Oh, fuck that.
00:18:19
box
It's cute.
00:18:20
jim_phoenix
Life's too short.
00:18:20
box
It's very cute.
00:18:21
jim_phoenix
So what do you think? What do you think? Honestly, let's do a vote.
00:18:23
box
Well, you talked about they slash them.
00:18:28
jim_phoenix
No, no, no. I got a better one.
00:18:30
box
You got a better one. Okay.
00:18:31
jim_phoenix
Yeah. The one I'm not going to talk about. Well, I might switch it, but this is, this is the, the worst gay horror movie I have ever seen in my fucking life.
00:18:43
box
Broze the vampires.
00:18:45
jim_phoenix
Oh God. I wish that was a movie. I would see that movie bros, the vampires. That sounds fun. Bros. The actual fucking shit bird movie. And that doesn't sound good, man. Bros. A vampire. That sounds magical.
00:19:00
box
Um, I don't know roller gator roller gate roller gate or this Yeah, and i I think Joe I think Joe would do it if we just said hey buddy come over we got beer and
00:19:01
jim_phoenix
What do you think it is? No. We're a gator. Oh, we can remake that. It wouldn't be too hard. ah We need as a hand puppet. Someone we want in a movie.
00:19:17
jim_phoenix
We got a beer. What's this got? There's another gator. Hey, it's the same thing. It makes you gee.
00:19:23
box
it's It's just he's wearing a rainbow bracelet.
00:19:26
jim_phoenix
Uh, we can just, we don't have to get Joe over. We're just like, we edit the movie, the CGI rainbow bracelet item. It's the same fucking movie.
00:19:35
box
for hi Oh, God.
00:19:37
jim_phoenix
Word for word.
00:19:40
box
OK, I don't know.
00:19:40
jim_phoenix
wait for the fucking
00:19:41
box
I don't you don't watch a lot of gay queer stuff, so I don't know.
00:19:42
jim_phoenix
God damn right. I don't because I too sexy for that shit.
00:19:48
box
I.
00:19:52
jim_phoenix
I'll tell you what 2000s.
00:19:54
box
It's not that they listened a lot in one.
00:19:56
jim_phoenix
early 2000s or mid 2000s, you know, between 2004 and 2007.
00:19:58
box
Early 2000s.
00:20:05
box
It's not bully, is it?
00:20:06
jim_phoenix
No. Oh God, no. I didn't know this was a gay film. It was a gay film. Oh my God.
00:20:10
box
um It's kind of...
00:20:10
jim_phoenix
Is it? I listened to like 12 hours of the podcast, but
00:20:14
box
You should know by now. Yes, it was a gay film.
00:20:18
jim_phoenix
Oh shit, that could have been on it then. Can i I change it to that podcast? Can the worst gay film be the bully fucking 12 part podcast that you guys did?
00:20:27
box
only if you if you give credit to fucking court court because she was a job.
00:20:28
jim_phoenix
Can that be it?
00:20:34
jim_phoenix
Court squared. Court's like, they don't worry Court, we're having it back.
00:20:37
box
yeah ah
00:20:40
jim_phoenix
She's like, do I have to?
00:20:43
box
Oh my god I wonder what she would say if we said hey we're gonna be doing another podcast but it's gonna be about bullying.
00:20:51
jim_phoenix
I think that's her right now.
00:20:52
box
That would be her.
00:20:54
jim_phoenix
There's no screaming in pain though.
00:20:56
box
Oh, blessed, blessed court court.
00:20:56
jim_phoenix
Oh, screaming in pain out there.
00:20:59
box
Um, no, it, it was gay and it was queer.
00:21:01
jim_phoenix
I had no idea.
00:21:03
box
I should say it was queer. Yes, but okay.
00:21:05
jim_phoenix
That was very clear. Three fucking episodes. Your episodes were longer than a goddamn movie.
00:21:10
box
Oh yeah, absolutely.
00:21:10
jim_phoenix
It wasn't even going in depth. It was like you weren't doing my scene, but it was almost a table.
00:21:14
box
We took her in depth with a certain few things.
00:21:18
jim_phoenix
I remember there was some sort of disagreement on if something was of that generation or is like force like the music as the musical choice. Was that part of it?
00:21:31
box
Anyway, anyway, what is your fucking movie? Just give me a goddamn movie.
00:21:36
jim_phoenix
How very fucking close you are. 2006 PG 13 an hour and 27 minutes Jesus camp. Boom!
00:21:44
box
Oh.
00:21:45
jim_phoenix
Jesus Camp motherfucker! That's the biggest gay horror movie I can think of.
00:21:51
box
Jesus camp.
00:21:52
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it's a documentary on kids who attend summer camp homeway hoping to become the next Jesus Freaks.
00:22:00
box
But that's, that's not a horror though.
00:22:02
jim_phoenix
Oh, that's gay as f- Oh my god, that's not horror? Jesus Camp is not horror? Have you watched it?
00:22:06
box
Well, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:22:07
jim_phoenix
Jesus Camp is horrific!
00:22:08
box
Yeah, no, it was, it really was.
00:22:11
jim_phoenix
And it's gay as fuck, you know why? Because this is how we get sued allegedly. This is how we don't get sued now Allegedly the big fucking minister Yeah, yeah, he was ah picking up little boy prostitutes in the hotels as he was saying gays would burn in hell Yeah
00:22:36
box
Did that actually happen?
00:22:40
box
What a piece of shit.
00:22:41
jim_phoenix
It's normal for them. Hmm. Hmm.
00:22:45
box
We're not going to know, but that's no, that's a piece of shit.
00:22:46
jim_phoenix
Hmm.
00:22:49
box
And no, I remember watching it.
00:22:50
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:22:52
box
I do remember watching it. And I remember very, very clearly one of the little girls being like, you know, I love to dance, but I can't dance for the flesh.
00:23:05
jim_phoenix
For the flash, like, why can't you dance for flash?
00:23:05
box
And for the flesh.
00:23:11
box
Well, I mean, he was pretty yeah like, yeah, he can't, she can't dance for that now.
00:23:12
jim_phoenix
Oh, Flesh, Flesh Gordon, the Roger Corman film.
00:23:17
jim_phoenix
No, no, she was waiting.
00:23:18
box
But like what seven year old says that like, I can't dance because I'm going to basically be provocative. Like no seven year old says that.
00:23:30
jim_phoenix
Corey Feldman said that to fucking Corey Haim at Michael Jackson's house, allegedly.
00:23:36
box
Anyway.
00:23:37
jim_phoenix
Oh, wait, that's not the right,
00:23:40
box
fucking
00:23:43
jim_phoenix
I don't know, but you know what?
00:23:43
box
oh
00:23:44
jim_phoenix
Jesus Camp is not my fucking film, by the way.
00:23:47
box
Okay.
00:23:47
jim_phoenix
Although I did think, what's the biggest horror, like, honest to God, if you're doing, like, the whole thing? It's probably Jesus Camp, for me.
00:23:55
box
What's your movie?
00:23:56
jim_phoenix
The real movie?
00:23:57
box
Yes.
00:23:59
jim_phoenix
All right, you know what's gotta to be this? They slash motherfucking thems.
00:24:06
box
I told you, I said that and you said no.
00:24:08
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I know, but I still wanna talk about Jesus Camp.
00:24:10
box
ah
00:24:11
jim_phoenix
That's how it works, Max.
00:24:11
box
ah
00:24:13
jim_phoenix
Have you figured this shit out yet? So what's what's the yeah what's the thing? Today is fairy godmother movies.
00:24:19
box
I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:24:20
jim_phoenix
Oh, man. I watched like Star Wars horror. Like, OK, hold on. So anyway, it's just like that one fairy godmother. Hey, Darth Vader. I bet he had a fairy godmother.
00:24:33
jim_phoenix
i
00:24:33
box
but Okay, so I have not seen this movie yet.
00:24:36
jim_phoenix
My big advice is.
00:24:41
jim_phoenix
some times Sometimes this is very hard. This is a very difficult for Jim to say, but this is one of the few times where I got the press releases and I see stuff that was really, really out there. i'm I'm reading one of these article, uh, headlines right now. They slash them as a queer decoration of war from Ren Sanders on them dot.us. And I'm looking at other things and it's going to be more of the, like, um, the, what was it from the right?
00:25:20
jim_phoenix
It was gay conversion camp.
00:25:24
box
yeah yeah yeah.
00:25:25
jim_phoenix
Like yeah this is this is dumb trying to make people gay, but it's actually about a gay conversion camp, but it gets really shit on from the right.
00:25:31
box
Right.
00:25:36
box
Of course it does.
00:25:39
jim_phoenix
because it's like, oh my God, it's like this. And it gets really lauded by some people, apparently on the left. And honestly, God, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
00:26:02
box
Okay, so what's the movie?
00:26:03
jim_phoenix
duh
00:26:04
box
So you've seen the movie.
00:26:08
jim_phoenix
Gives the middle finger to a society that condones anti gay conversion therapy. Condones it. Okay. i so What's the size?
00:26:20
box
okay but Okay, so it's like about that. So what what didn't you like about it? what did Okay.
00:26:26
jim_phoenix
It's shit. The movies just shit. I have to agree with some of this is going to be painful. I have to agree with some of the rights commentary on the movie. It is a movie made that tries to force a really weird agenda and it does it in a very horrific way because it does it in a non-honest way.
00:26:48
box
Okay.
00:26:51
jim_phoenix
it's It's just fake as fuck. It's the, it doesn't know what it wants to be.
00:26:54
box
Okay.
00:26:56
jim_phoenix
It doesn't know if it wants to be a true slasher who done it. I'll, uh, I guess Friday cause they're at a camp. Yes. Like Friday, 13 for sleep away camp camps, whatever the fuck it is, you know, those little like going to adult camp movies and they get picked off one by one type thing.
00:27:06
box
Mmhmm.
00:27:16
jim_phoenix
Or they want to make a political statement about they slash them, but
00:27:22
box
The conversion camps.
00:27:24
jim_phoenix
Not even conversion camps. That's the thing. they This is about as much as a conversion camp as fucking Smurf Village is.
00:27:33
box
OK, so there's no like conversion camp stuff that's going on in it.
00:27:38
jim_phoenix
There's no realistic conversion camp stuff that's going on in it.
00:27:44
box
OK.
00:27:44
jim_phoenix
And that's first at issue. If you wanna take a conversion camp, you wanna make a movie against conversion camps, thousand percent. John Weaver's books are enough. Can fucking knock that shit out. If you haven't seen John Weaver's stuff on conversion camp and conversion theory, go for it.
00:27:59
box
Well, was it more like kind of um silly, kind of like, but I'm a cheerleader?
00:28:08
jim_phoenix
I don't remember how much, but I'm a cheerleader that much. I've seen the movie, but I just don't have that much of a memory on it right now.
00:28:14
box
Okay. it was It was more jokey, but the the ideology was kind of there.
00:28:22
jim_phoenix
Put it this way, I'm gonna give a semi-spoiler, a couple of semi-spoilers, and if you box, because I know you didn't watch the movie yet, are you caring about semi-spoilers?
00:28:27
box
Okay.
00:28:31
box
You know, I haven't watched it yet.
00:28:34
jim_phoenix
I'm not gonna spoil the whole thing.
00:28:35
box
No, I don't. I don't know.
00:28:37
jim_phoenix
Okay. So this is semi-spoilers for people who haven't seen it. It's the obvious, the gay and lesbian, they have gay and lesbian counselors, right? They have formerly gay and formerly lesbian counselors who are now straight and they hook up, but they're still obviously still fucking gay and lesbian.
00:28:59
box
Right.
00:29:00
jim_phoenix
So it's like this really weird trope of like, ah, see, it doesn't work. And we have to put these people still as gay and they're really closeted homosexuals.
00:29:09
box
Well, yeah.
00:29:10
jim_phoenix
or doing this, but they were not clauses to begin with. And then conversion camp made them closeted. And now they're trying to kill kids because, because they, they went to conversion camp and they can make game closeted. Like what the fuck? What's your, what's your moral of the fucking story now? At the same time, at the same time. Well, well, well, well, uh, conversion camp works so well. It makes gays hate themselves. So they become homicidal.
00:29:40
box
okay oh okay okay well
00:29:41
jim_phoenix
I'm looking at your fucking face and you're, and that's the correct face you should be making. Like what the actual, like what the actual fuck is this movie about? Exactly. And that's the why the movie fails. It wants to be a statement, but it doesn't make a statement and based on reality. You can still do like Friday, the 13th part one is a movie based on reality, meaning it could possibly happen.
00:30:02
box
you don't have to It doesn't have to be, based like, but I'm a cheerleader really isn't based on reality, but it's still a good movie.
00:30:09
jim_phoenix
Cool, then go the opposite way. Don't try to be like, oh no, this is what really happens. And not, you can't have both.
00:30:14
box
Okay. I see what, I think I see what you're saying.
00:30:18
jim_phoenix
I love Inglorious Bastards. I love the fucking Inglorious Bastards, but it's a fucking violent fantasy film against Nazis.
00:30:25
box
Right. Right.
00:30:27
jim_phoenix
That's not what happened.
00:30:28
box
Right. Right.
00:30:29
jim_phoenix
It's not what ever would happen, but it doesn't pretend to be a historical fucking documentary either.
00:30:29
box
Right. Exactly. ah Exactly.
00:30:34
box
Gotcha.
00:30:35
jim_phoenix
That's the issue with they slash them.
00:30:37
box
Okay. I think I get that.
00:30:38
jim_phoenix
And I think part of the right hits it on the head where it's just Matt is doing a shitty movie and then trying to go, I'll beat you. You can't make anything against us because God damn, if you hate this movie, you, you hate everyone who's gay. No, it's just a shitty movie.
00:30:54
box
Okay.
00:30:55
jim_phoenix
And that's sad because a lot of the acting it's got fucking Kevin Bacon in it.
00:31:02
box
Yeah.
00:31:03
jim_phoenix
Like a lot of the acting is actually not always, but most of it is pretty decent. I think the writing was where it gets fucked and the director, the director and the writer is the same person. I'm guessing the same fucking name at least.
00:31:17
box
Yeah. I mean, well, I mean, that's in horror all the time. You know, like you get that a lot.
00:31:25
jim_phoenix
This is the storyline from IMDB.
00:31:29
jim_phoenix
Whistler, a gay conversion camp, has been operated by the same family going back generations, because that has to be a thing. Current on the campus is operated by Owen Whistler, Kevin Bacon, and his wife, Dr. Cora Whistler, Carrie Preston. The Whistlers have a small staff of four activities. Director Amy, her gay conversion camp alumni turns a fucking hyphenated word from 16 words, by the way, her gay hyphen conversion hyphen camp hyphen alumni hyphen turn hyphen elect athletics hyphen director.
00:32:07
jim_phoenix
God damn it. If you wrote this shit, shoot yourself now.
00:32:10
box
Well, I mean, it's trying to be funny.
00:32:12
jim_phoenix
Don't belong writing anywhere.
00:32:14
box
It's trying to be funny.
00:32:14
jim_phoenix
Hello, blockbuster. Fuck yourself. You don't belong writing. Sorry. I was trying to be funny. He's failing.
00:32:20
box
Yeah, you're being real dark right now. It's pride, man.
00:32:24
jim_phoenix
Boyfriend Zane, groundskeeper Balthazar, and Molly. What was it? An M dash. The camp counselor who uncovers the horrors of Whistler's camp at the request of camper Jordan. A fifth employee emerges as a decoy within the campers. And honestly, God, I watched this fucking movie. I have no idea what that fucking fifth employee. Oh, I think I remember, but slightly it's shitty. Suddenly employees were picked off in a murder streak of an unknown assailant.
00:32:54
jim_phoenix
And all the fucking things were gay conversion through.
00:32:56
box
okay okay so let's let's go into the kind of nitty gritty of like was it and how it was the facts i guess okay
00:33:05
jim_phoenix
It's just dumb as fuck. Shitty.
00:33:13
jim_phoenix
ah The effect is this piss me off. The effect is this piss me off! No, I... Oh, that's Ghostbusters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember?
00:33:20
box
but
00:33:20
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Tell me what the effects are. ah It's just shit.
00:33:27
box
okay
00:33:27
jim_phoenix
That's what the that's what effects are. The effects are... but that so's There's some moments of writing that you're like, oh, this is kind of cool. And sometimes the effects are...
00:33:36
box
Okay.
00:33:37
jim_phoenix
Oh, by the way, if you don't like people or dogs being shot, don't watch this film.
00:33:43
box
Well, people, that's fine. Dogs, I get what's out.
00:33:47
jim_phoenix
Yeah, you might want to skip the shit. And there's no, and there's no reason to kill this fucking dog.
00:33:53
box
Oh.
00:33:53
jim_phoenix
Other than see how hardcore they slash them is. It's got the fucking, uh, what's that move?
00:33:57
box
Okay.
00:33:59
jim_phoenix
They gave a negative 3000 catheels.
00:34:02
box
Those, uh, cannibal holocausts.
00:34:02
jim_phoenix
Had them of course. Yeah, it's got that effect, but they don't, hopefully they didn't really shoot the fucking dog in real life, but they did it just to show how hard they are.
00:34:07
box
Of course they didn't shoot the dog.
00:34:13
jim_phoenix
Like.
00:34:13
box
Only, only that one Republican shoots dogs.
00:34:16
jim_phoenix
You know, so I don't know, man. ah It's a for me.
00:34:21
box
Okay.
00:34:22
jim_phoenix
I wanted to see it because I was like, OK, if anyone's piling on this movie, this fucking much from the right that they this probably has an agenda because they don't like the fucking any type of openly queer horror. And so I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to watch this fucking movie. And God damn, it doesn't miss.
00:34:42
box
OK.
00:34:42
jim_phoenix
And IMDB because of the four out of 10, which is kind of, I'm not saying IMDB is the end all and be all, but that's probably fucking right. And there's just, just shit doesn't make sense.
00:34:52
box
All right. So.
00:34:54
jim_phoenix
And the sad thing is it's okay. If you're watching about special effects, it's a Blumhouse.
00:34:59
box
Yeah.
00:35:00
jim_phoenix
So it's going to be good special effects.
00:35:01
box
It's very good.
00:35:03
jim_phoenix
It's going to be great production value.
00:35:03
box
Yeah.
00:35:06
jim_phoenix
Add the acting, I said it's it's plastic in some places, but it picks up in a lot of other places. It's just written and Frankenstein together like it didn't know what the fuck it wanted to be.
00:35:18
box
Okay.
00:35:18
jim_phoenix
And so it was nothing.
00:35:20
box
That's fair. So you would rate it, I guess, a one or a zero?
00:35:25
jim_phoenix
I wouldn't give it a zero. Kevin Banker said, I can't give it a zero.
00:35:28
box
He is. he's ah He's a sweetheart.
00:35:32
jim_phoenix
Wasn't he in the woodsman?
00:35:34
box
I think so.
00:35:35
jim_phoenix
Those bacon spill. OK. And I can't remember. And that being.
00:35:38
box
And he was in Friday the 13th.
00:35:41
jim_phoenix
One of the original ones. Let me see. Let me see what the fuck you've been.
00:35:43
box
Yeah, he was in the original.
00:35:44
jim_phoenix
You've been a lot of shit, man. Like.
00:35:46
box
He's a baby too.
00:35:48
jim_phoenix
Hello, man. Yeah. A toxic Avenger. He's in toxic fucking Avenger. I didn't. I didn't see tremors, of course.
00:35:57
box
He's fun.
00:35:57
jim_phoenix
He did a lot of fucking shit.
00:35:59
box
He did.
00:36:00
jim_phoenix
And it's usually semi good for at least his part of it, right?
00:36:07
jim_phoenix
And I want to see, what was the move I just said? Uh, the woodsman, right?
00:36:10
box
Mm hmm.
00:36:13
jim_phoenix
The woodsman. Cause I want to make sure I'm getting the character correct.
00:36:19
jim_phoenix
A child, Melissa returns to his hometown 12 years after, you know, it's trying to start a new life. God damn it. They could have done something.
00:36:32
jim_phoenix
where I don't mean gay people are child. I'm not trying to get that angle in it, but they could have done the woodsman with a conversion camp and have it been set in realism. That's what I'm saying. I think where I wanted to be an actual fucking explorer, you can still just do a slasher.
00:36:46
box
You really wanted it to be serious.
00:36:52
box
Yeah, but you wanted it to be serious.
00:36:53
jim_phoenix
Like I said, the first Friday, of the 13th is still, I wanted to be more,
00:36:59
jim_phoenix
you can't have gay people be a fucking punchline.
00:37:02
box
Oh.
00:37:03
jim_phoenix
and hide behind like wall along, you can't say anything about it. Like, no, fucking sucks. And I think that's what they're, that's what they ended up doing. They hit behind LBGTG banner and it's like the, you hate us or, you know, if you don't like anything we did, you hate everything we did. And it doesn't have a good, it's not a good story.
00:37:26
box
Right. And ah honestly, you're focusing on something, focus on the movie.
00:37:29
jim_phoenix
I wanted to like it.
00:37:34
box
So in the movie, you really just wanted it to be basically um Jesus camp, but for conversion camp, kind of a thing.
00:37:42
jim_phoenix
i I think it would have worked really well as a slasher. They say they slash them. It is supposed to be a fucking slasher.
00:37:52
box
Yeah.
00:37:52
jim_phoenix
It would have been a great slasher film if they could have not shoved down some really weird fucking, oh straight people are evil ideology. And because of this and gay people have to be tougher. That's why you have to shoot the dog. Because a straight person will.
00:38:14
box
oh I can't say too much about, it because obviously I haven't seen it yet, you know, I guess.
00:38:19
jim_phoenix
See it now, motherfucker. Watch. If you all disagree with me, that's cool. You can do that. You can be wrong. It's America, I think. You can still be wrong and disagree with me. But they slash them, it just fucking suck, dude.
00:38:33
box
I mean, and that's fine.
00:38:34
jim_phoenix
it And the reason why I don't like it so much, because I wanted to like it.
00:38:35
box
yeah
00:38:38
box
Right, right. I wanted to like auto too.
00:38:41
jim_phoenix
I think this may be the same thing. We had a lot of promise and it just didn't fucking deliver. So you gave auto two, I can give like a 1.5.
00:38:48
box
Okay, that's fair.
00:38:49
jim_phoenix
1.5 for Kevin Becky.
00:38:51
box
Okay.
00:38:53
jim_phoenix
And like, you're gonna see the super surprising shock twist ending is not neither super, no surprising nor shock twist ending. And it's just kind of like, rap
00:39:08
box
so Okay.
00:39:08
jim_phoenix
All right, so that's it now. We have to talk about our together movie, Bottoms. We're gonna talk about Bottoms.
00:39:16
box
the That was also disappointing.
00:39:19
jim_phoenix
Was it really?
00:39:20
box
Yeah.
00:39:21
jim_phoenix
Oh, I want, okay, I didn't see that yet. Is it a horror movie or is it just like a straight, it's a comedy, right?
00:39:24
box
No, no, no, it's just it's a comedy.
00:39:26
jim_phoenix
It's a teen comedy.
00:39:27
box
It's a comedy. Yeah.
00:39:28
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I wanna see it.
00:39:28
box
so No.
00:39:28
jim_phoenix
So, okay, is Bottoms disappointing because it's gay or it's just disappointing because
00:39:36
box
It's one of those again where it's like I want, I thought it was going to be something different and it just kind of didn't get there.
00:39:43
jim_phoenix
So you thought it would be more like the trailer.
00:39:46
box
Yeah.
00:39:48
jim_phoenix
And it wasn't, oh shit.
00:39:49
box
And it kind of wasn't no.
00:39:50
jim_phoenix
Maybe I'll i'll skip bottom so I don't want to be like, God damn it, Jim's like bashing gay movies the entire fucking, author prime of.
00:39:53
box
Yeah. No, I know. it
00:39:59
jim_phoenix
Good news is our subscription rates have gone up. They're all from like the right wing though.
00:40:04
box
ball
00:40:04
jim_phoenix
They thought, i just tap I just titled this like Jesus camp and everyone's like on it now.
00:40:08
box
Uh, well, I mean, we did talk about ticked off teas before and that was.
00:40:14
jim_phoenix
I like ticked off T's. Okay. If you want to compare, I think there's oh actually a fair comparison then. If one of compares, they slash them to a movie, it'd be ticked off T's where there's parts that work and then parts to like, fuck it. But if I say bad things about ticked off T's, you know, I'm talking a bit about the movie. You know, I'm talking about the quality of the movie where the conversation now is, if you say bad things about they slash them, you're talking about the LBGT community, but you're not.
00:40:35
box
Yeah.
00:40:38
box
Right. Well,
00:40:44
jim_phoenix
You're talking about a fucking movie still.
00:40:45
box
no, we, we talked about that too.
00:40:46
jim_phoenix
Not me and you. I'm talking like a bigger.
00:40:48
box
We talked about the, the backlash that it did get as well, but I think ticked off teas. It also came in a different period as well.
00:41:01
jim_phoenix
But I think ticked off teams could be a great movie.
00:41:05
box
Oh, it could be.
00:41:05
jim_phoenix
It's not, it's not though.
00:41:05
box
Yes. It's not just like death drop. Gorgeous. could have been a great movie and it just wasn't.
00:41:11
jim_phoenix
Just like Ultra Violet with Mila Jovovich could be a great movie. And it is, because it's got Mila fucking Jovovich.
00:41:18
box
But I'm losing my voice so we should probably talk about.
00:41:20
jim_phoenix
All right, Freaky, 2020.
00:41:22
box
Freaky.
00:41:23
jim_phoenix
The movie, I, I'll tell you what, I loved it.
00:41:28
box
I know you did.
00:41:29
jim_phoenix
It's another blunt mouse, by the way.
00:41:30
box
Because you're a mom with high waisted jeans.
00:41:34
jim_phoenix
mother I would want to maybe I did because during the pandemic I was locked into a fucking I was going through a divorce a bunch of death and the pandemic all and losing my house all at once so I'm like fuck hey
00:41:37
box
No, no, you did like it. You liked it a lot.
00:41:43
box
me
00:41:52
box
and And I did that like what, two years later? I mean, it was a time to be alive, for real.
00:41:57
jim_phoenix
man see all you have to do oh uh from okay and two years from now box I gotta tell you Don't watch roller gator with fucking people you want to be around because ah they ain't going to fucking call you back anymore.
00:42:11
box
You're not going to be there.
00:42:15
jim_phoenix
I think it was because we couldn't go out to the movies at that point.
00:42:19
box
No, we couldn't.
00:42:19
jim_phoenix
like movies in Quebec, the theaters were all shuttered. It was, you could not do it. So you had to take any type of new thing coming out. Oh my God. It was like, Oh my God, just give me something to fucking watch. I know we had to curfews. You couldn't go outside. Everything was like the air was killing you. You were putting bleach on your potato chips when this movie came out.
00:42:39
box
You're putting bleach in your veins. If you listen to certain people.
00:42:42
jim_phoenix
Up for the butthole. Fractured butthole as South Park would say.
00:42:47
box
You're taking horse medications if you're...
00:42:47
jim_phoenix
Okay.
00:42:50
jim_phoenix
Horse semen, but the horse is okay. Okay The freaky movie 2020 which I actually do think came out more towards 2020. Well, maybe I just fucking skip it. I don't know with Go check that arcarole and I know box you had a different Thought about it.
00:43:02
box
I wrote an article when it came out. It's Unhaunted MTL.
00:43:10
box
I did.
00:43:11
jim_phoenix
It's with Vince Vaughn. I loved I still do like it.
00:43:14
box
No, I like Vince Vaughn.
00:43:14
jim_phoenix
I still like it
00:43:17
box
i I honestly think this was a great role for him because he could be a gross, slimy Vince Vaughn. And honestly, I was for that.
00:43:27
jim_phoenix
He's, um God damn it, what's one of his first movies? um
00:43:32
box
Mudding Crashers.
00:43:34
jim_phoenix
No, no, it's actually based on his life.
00:43:37
box
Oh, I don't know.
00:43:39
jim_phoenix
Oh, fuck, I have to look him up. But yeah, it's gonna be more of him that he can actually be, like I said, the gross version of Vince Vaughn.
00:43:46
box
Yeah.
00:43:52
box
You can and you can tell he had a lot of fun because basically the premise is he and a teenage girl switch bodies like Freaky Friday.
00:44:00
jim_phoenix
He's a killer.
00:44:01
box
He's a serial killer.
00:44:02
jim_phoenix
He's a killer, right.
00:44:04
box
She is a teenage girl. They swap bodies, hilarity ensues.
00:44:10
jim_phoenix
And for the most part, it's fun. It was um the other that the other type of movies like the happy birthday movie where she gets killed and happy death day, thank you.
00:44:13
box
Yeah, I agree.
00:44:19
box
I love Happy Deaf Day. I loved, see, but we we were swap season on that.
00:44:23
jim_phoenix
Yeah, for me, it's kind of like that without the same premise, obviously. but
00:44:29
box
I loved happy death day. I thought, Oh, okay.
00:44:30
jim_phoenix
I love Happy Death Day as well. Yeah, no, I'm with you on Happy, I love the sequel too.
00:44:36
box
I haven't seen it yet. I'm such a piece of shit.
00:44:39
jim_phoenix
It's not as good as, obviously it's not good as the first one, but it actually does make sense as a sequel.
00:44:40
box
Obviously it's not going to be okay.
00:44:44
jim_phoenix
It's just kind of like, I hope there's no there's no third one at home. Swingers, by the way, that's the fucking movie.
00:44:49
box
Oh, swingers. Yep.
00:44:52
box
Um, but yeah, so happy, uh, freaky, rappy, freaky day.
00:44:58
jim_phoenix
Happy Freaky Day.
00:45:01
box
Um, yeah, so they swapped bodies. and This is actually going to be one that I want my mom to see. I'm leaving her up to this because I think she would very much enjoy it.
00:45:13
box
It's a fun little romp.
00:45:16
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:45:18
box
You're, you're still looking up something.
00:45:18
jim_phoenix
It's.
00:45:20
jim_phoenix
No, I would say it's the babysitter.
00:45:25
box
I don't know what that is.
00:45:26
jim_phoenix
You never see the babysitter.
00:45:28
box
I don't think so.
00:45:29
jim_phoenix
Really?
00:45:31
box
Yeah.
00:45:31
jim_phoenix
Oh, dude, go wash the fucking.
00:45:32
box
Was it sexy?
00:45:34
jim_phoenix
No, it's just it's it's true. Legitimately good, but it's it.
00:45:36
box
Is that with Keri Russell?
00:45:39
jim_phoenix
I let me see. I have no idea. I don't know.
00:45:42
box
OK, I don't know if I've seen it or not.
00:45:43
jim_phoenix
I can click on it though.
00:45:45
box
But anyway. um
00:45:48
jim_phoenix
Sarah Weaving.
00:45:50
box
I yeah, I had other I I liked. I liked it. I thought they could have done better. And this is where I think we're going to talk about this.
00:45:59
jim_phoenix
Okay, yeah, no. I think it could be better as well. I'm not saying it's a perfect movie.
00:46:03
box
No.
00:46:05
jim_phoenix
The acting is good.
00:46:07
box
The acting was great.
00:46:08
jim_phoenix
It's Blumhouse, so yeah you know of the special effects are still good.
00:46:08
box
The music was fun.
00:46:13
box
I found it, and this is where we come to the queer part of it. I felt it was a little bit forced. Not in the way that he was queer, he was gay, because she has a gay best friend, of course, and a black best friend, of course.
00:46:30
jim_phoenix
which is why I don't like about they slash them.
00:46:33
box
Okay. I would love to have, both of these characters have more character. That was my ah critique of the film, because they are tropes of themselves.
00:46:43
jim_phoenix
Yes. the I agree. They're tropes of themselves. I'm the gay friend. I'm the black friend.
00:46:50
box
Yeah, and you're the the pretty but shy girl and we're gonna support you, which to me is like, oh, okay. But can we have a little bit more, if they're gonna be your friends, let's let's know them more than I'm the gay friend and I'm the black friend.
00:47:06
jim_phoenix
Yeah. And it's kind of like the same issue I had with Billy's character in Dr. Who. Cause she was the gay black friend and every fucking episode she would actually literally fucking say it. It's because I'm gay and black Mike. Oh my Christ. We have eyes. We didn't forget for the last two minutes of the fucking episode. We get it. You're gay and black. Awesome. Move on for lives. And that was the issue I have with again, I believe with you. It's just, I'm the gay friend. That's what gay friends do. I'm defined by being gay friend.
00:47:38
jim_phoenix
I'm a black friend. This is what black friends do.
00:47:40
box
yeah and honestly a lot of that is writing and a lot of that is i feel studio because they want to be semi edgy but they don't want to go into it you know they don't want to go into that but they want to have have that cake and eat it too they want to well it's not even they want to
00:47:40
jim_phoenix
I'm defined by doing this.
00:47:51
jim_phoenix
Another plum house. They want the representation money. PC points. They want PC points, dude.
00:48:06
box
They want PC points, they want that gold star, but they don't want to work for that gold star, if that makes sense.
00:48:08
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
00:48:13
box
um
00:48:13
jim_phoenix
At this point in their career, I don't think I, I hate to say it. Was there any Blumhouse movie that made you go like, holy shit, this is Schindler's list.
00:48:25
box
um There's been movies that have really spoken to me. I don't know if Blumhouse specifically, um I'm trying to think if do truth or dare was Blumhouse. The first one, not the second one.
00:48:41
jim_phoenix
Oh, I like really?
00:48:41
box
Anyway. um
00:48:43
jim_phoenix
Madonna? The one with Madonna? Two for a dare?
00:48:45
box
No, no, no.
00:48:46
jim_phoenix
That one, that one spoke to me too as a kid. A lot.
00:48:48
box
oh the thing the The reason why I wanted to, yeah.
00:48:48
jim_phoenix
A fucking lot. A lot. The Kleenex box. I think you're actually crocheting something for the, that could be speaking to that movie as well.
00:48:58
box
I'm knitting, I'm knitting dicks, yes.
00:49:00
jim_phoenix
Knitting, knitting dicks. Yeah, I think I would, uh, it might be shaping though.
00:49:01
box
I'm knitting dicks in protest. That's what I have right now. I have like a dickhead that I'm knitting. um But I feel like with this movie, with the gay character, there was a trope that I really wish would kind of die.
00:49:09
jim_phoenix
Give me rub.
00:49:16
box
And it was like a blink and you'd miss it moment that I just really didn't like, where it was the bully. is the closeted gay man and he really likes the gay boy and i think they kiss or something and it's one of those blinking you miss it and it's like what does this even add to the movie what does this add to their characters i did not know i like the gay kid having a boyfriend too not a fucking bully not a fuck not somebody who's made his life fucking hell no
00:49:32
jim_phoenix
Oh, I like that. Cause I liked the gay kid having a boyfriend and before he dies.
00:49:49
jim_phoenix
Well, people got to be shit, man.
00:49:55
box
That's trash. Get out of here.
00:49:56
jim_phoenix
Really?
00:49:56
box
That's a bad trope. Yes, that's horrible.
00:49:58
jim_phoenix
Oh, that's trash?
00:49:59
box
That's trash.
00:50:00
jim_phoenix
Wait until you see they slash them then.
00:50:04
box
Yeah, no, that's, that's a trope we need to take. Why would you want to put a character with someone who's been tormenting them?
00:50:13
jim_phoenix
Why would you want to put your dick in his stomach hole if he was fucking bullying you?
00:50:14
box
Cause
00:50:20
jim_phoenix
That what you say?
00:50:20
box
That's right, exactly. If you were zombies, why would you want him to put your dick in your stomach hole if you're zombies?
00:50:23
jim_phoenix
If you do gay zombies.
00:50:26
box
Exactly.
00:50:27
jim_phoenix
Well, I'm fucking your I already did this is one big hyphenation show I wonder if the people are doing that the hyphenation is because they were doing the slashing thing.
00:50:28
box
You can hyphenate all of that too.
00:50:33
box
This is one big hyphenated show.
00:50:40
jim_phoenix
They do like what slash this same like a hyphen.
00:50:42
box
Maybe, I don't know.
00:50:43
jim_phoenix
I don't fucking know
00:50:44
box
But anyway, at the end of the day, did I like the movie? Yes. I liked the movie. Wasn't my favorite movie? No. But the worst things that I did like about it, I just wanted them to make the characters more characters. And I did not like that blink and you'd miss it trope subplot that needs to die.
00:51:05
jim_phoenix
See.
00:51:05
box
If honestly, if here's the thing, if the bully. OK, let's say he's saved by the gay kid. He says, think you know, he doesn't even have to be gay. He just says, you know what? Thank you. I'm sorry. That would have been great. I would have liked that. Cool. Great. Cool. Cool story, bro. We're good.
00:51:23
jim_phoenix
but He didn't like they went above and.
00:51:26
box
But I didn't like, well, I've been mean to you because I actually secretly want to hump you. Fuck that.
00:51:32
jim_phoenix
Well, that explains third grade.
00:51:32
box
Fuck that. Right, right, right in the stomach hole. Fuck that.
00:51:37
jim_phoenix
Fuck it right in the stomach hole. Now, I'll ask this.
00:51:40
box
no
00:51:41
jim_phoenix
We're talking about the gay kid, but that's not why this movie is queer horror.
00:51:44
box
Yeah.
00:51:48
jim_phoenix
It's a body gender swap.
00:51:51
box
It is a body and a gender swap.
00:51:51
jim_phoenix
ah body ah It's a fucking body gender swap.
00:51:53
box
Yeah. And there are kind of some funny points to that when she is a male and she has to like pee for the first time, you know, and things like that. And also, um yeah, there's a lot of things to it.
00:52:12
jim_phoenix
I can prove God exists right now.
00:52:14
box
What I can't hear you.
00:52:15
jim_phoenix
I can prove God exists. I can prove God exists with what you just said.
00:52:20
box
God exists. I don't know about that.
00:52:21
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yeah. I can prove it. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. So you're talking about the very first time she invents bonds bodies trying to learn how to pee, right?
00:52:30
box
Yeah.
00:52:30
jim_phoenix
Okay, cool. Guys. I'm being old school. Guys, if you wonder if God exists, I want you to take your podcast device to the bathroom right now.
00:52:44
box
Uh-oh.
00:52:45
jim_phoenix
We'll let you walk that way.
00:52:47
box
I don't know if this is safe, guys. I can't ah cannot condone this.
00:52:50
jim_phoenix
Do it. Fucking do it. And now, okay, you're in the bathroom, cool, cool, cool, cool. I hope your bathroom has a mirror. You're gonna need one of those. I guess you didn't really need it. Well, cause you have to piss, I guess.
00:52:59
box
I mean, you could go outside and behind the bushes.
00:52:59
jim_phoenix
it but but it Hold some, hope as long as it has a mirror, so like don't do it in Macy's.
00:53:06
box
Oh, yeah, don't do this in public.
00:53:06
jim_phoenix
That's what I'm saying. yeah No, you don't want, although it really will prove God exists.
00:53:13
box
ah
00:53:13
jim_phoenix
And if your mirror, put it in front of the toilet. And then take your pants off because you, you want to take a piss. You you' got to take, you know, I don't mean like, don't like the underwear thing.
00:53:23
box
I feel like this is...
00:53:25
jim_phoenix
Like take strip naked waist down.
00:53:27
box
I feel like this is a kazoo town right now.
00:53:29
jim_phoenix
No, no, no. This is, this is, this is, this is how God exists. Go strip down from waist down and then lift the toilets. Gentlemen, make sure it's in front of the mirror and start pissing. And then just stare at your cock as you're pissing. Now hear me out, box of space going, what the fuck? Now hear me out, hear me out. Oh, we this cannot be natural selection at its finest because you have a fleshy fucking tube where if it's like the wind blows, it causes pain. And that's where all your reproduction happens and your pissing happens. And the same fucking place God exists. And he's laughing at you.
00:54:11
jim_phoenix
It has to be a fucking God joke.
00:54:11
box
Well.
00:54:13
jim_phoenix
It's gotta be a joke from God. No one else on this goddamn planet is like, you know, it'd be a really good evolutionary design. Let's have the sex organ be exposed. So they both have to carry it on the outside and piss with it because that's not going to cause issues. And by the way, we'll put all the nerve centers there. So if anything possibly hits it the wrong way, he's down for the count for like 12 days.
00:54:41
box
Is that why he also put the prostate in the butt?
00:54:46
jim_phoenix
What? What in the butt? Put a boogie in your butt. Oh, that's Eddie Murphy.
00:54:50
box
um I feel like we're now in anatomy talk.
00:54:55
jim_phoenix
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, shit. I got a phone call. Go on, dude.
00:54:58
box
No, no, I'm sick, man.
00:54:59
jim_phoenix
It's just Tara Reid.
00:55:00
box
Come on, I'm sick, I gotta go.
00:55:02
jim_phoenix
All right, Tara Reid, you're out of the area. Yeah. So, uh, that lasts around one. Never mind. I'm going to fuck me.
00:55:08
box
ah ah
00:55:10
jim_phoenix
This is it.
00:55:11
box
ah
00:55:11
jim_phoenix
Oh, this is it. This is wrong.
00:55:14
box
Jesus Christ.
00:55:16
jim_phoenix
So, I'm Tara Reid, me. I've tried this before. I'm a South American pie. We had a spear I whipped out a penis because that's what I have then I think Jim is God exists.
00:55:35
box
I can't even understand Bigfoot today. My ears are too
00:55:39
jim_phoenix
Thanks Tara Reid. See, there you go. That was Terry saying that when she was on American pie, she apparently allegedly wanted to pee and she got a mirror and, um, apparently has a penis just like, you know, guys do.
00:55:48
box
Allegedly.
00:55:56
box
Allegedly. Well, I mean, some women do.
00:55:56
jim_phoenix
Allegedly. At least that Terry redid. I, I, I, I actually think that was big foot. Uh, you, I think, I think I think it was big foot.
00:56:03
box
I could have been Bigfoot.
00:56:05
jim_phoenix
God damn it. Bigfoot got us again.
00:56:06
box
And I don't, I don't know Bigfoot's gender. I don't, you know, honestly, I'm not going to ask.
00:56:11
jim_phoenix
But I'm pretty sure Tara Reid does have a penis.
00:56:14
box
Supposedly allegedly.
00:56:15
jim_phoenix
I check.
00:56:16
box
You know, even if she did, I'd still think she's great.
00:56:19
jim_phoenix
Oh, oh, oh, so Tara Reid just happened to have a Willy. You had to qualify. like um
00:56:30
box
Wait, what? I don't know.
00:56:33
jim_phoenix
Freaky. I know.
00:56:35
box
So what do you get freaky?
00:56:35
jim_phoenix
Yo. just on that leather jacket that the the protagonist is wearing, or I guess the antagonist, depending, you know, the fucking amazing leather jacket.
00:56:38
box
Since we're talking about her.
00:56:44
box
Yeah, the jack is great.
00:56:48
box
Yeah, that's, she looks great.
00:56:48
jim_phoenix
Might be fake leather, but still.
00:56:50
box
She looks great.
00:56:52
jim_phoenix
I don't remember where I originally gave it.
00:56:52
box
He looks, he looks great.
00:56:54
jim_phoenix
I'm gonna give it like a 4.5 out of five, which might be so much what I gave it before.
00:56:56
box
Okay. I can't remember. I can't remember what he gave it. I think it would be about, I think a four. I think I gave it because it's fun.
00:57:04
jim_phoenix
Oh! so
00:57:07
box
Yeah.
00:57:07
jim_phoenix
I think those higher.
00:57:07
box
I didn't give it a, like a bad score. I just said this was something I wanted to see more of.
00:57:14
jim_phoenix
OK. We can do that. So we're going to be doing a four as well. Are you doing a four again?
00:57:20
box
I think so. yeah Yeah, I think I gave it a four.
00:57:25
jim_phoenix
OK. And I'm doing a four point five out of five. I think we can we can dig that. This is a review I'm freaking out. I'm bringing up right now.
00:57:36
jim_phoenix
freakiest of your drawings, just shits. I'm gonna skip that. You gave it 3.5. Oh, your score went up by 0.5, motherfucker. I wins! I wins the championships!
00:57:46
box
like
00:57:47
jim_phoenix
That's right. All i I do is rope a dope, talk about Terry Reid's alleged cock, and then boom, you gave it 0.5 extras. I like that shits. All right, nice. And that's the worst of gay horror, although, Freaky, if we're both gonna be like a four or 4.5, it's pretty fucking good to me.
00:58:05
box
You know, I just, it's horror, but here's the thing, it's horror representation. It's boo, boo urns. It's not good.
00:58:13
jim_phoenix
Who earns, yeah.
00:58:14
box
As a movie, it's good, you know, but as representation, nah.
00:58:17
jim_phoenix
There's other movies, so ah watch. Nightmare on Elm Street part two, we could've talked about, which apparently is gay, but I didn't know.
00:58:22
box
And then the documentary, the documentary Screen Queen.
00:58:26
jim_phoenix
yeah Like when I was a kid, I did not pick up on any of the fucking gay things.
00:58:30
box
Yeah, because you you were in a you weren't a queer little boy.
00:58:34
jim_phoenix
I guess we could have talked about, oh, what else?
00:58:35
box
No. But that's a good one.
00:58:40
jim_phoenix
Brain damage. We could have talked about Vamp.
00:58:43
box
kind of but Well, for bad movies, because I had a lot of bad movies, we could have talked about Jack and Diane, which I wanted more of um because there was a lot of them.
00:58:54
jim_phoenix
Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
00:58:55
box
But that's a good one, though.
00:58:57
jim_phoenix
I believe the sequels.
00:59:00
jim_phoenix
But yeah, with the sequels though. The original, yes, the single, he goes, yeah.
00:59:03
box
Okay, the sequel is, yeah, the sequel is no.
00:59:06
jim_phoenix
Yeah, but Leatherface is wearing female face.
00:59:07
box
Um, we could have talked about, for good stuff, we could have talked about Chucky, the series, um, you know, there's a lot of curious, Rocky Horror, we already have talked about Rocky Horror Picture Show.
00:59:14
jim_phoenix
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
00:59:17
jim_phoenix
I think we did a fucking. Some people are saying Night plus Heart. I'm reading some comments. Night plus Heart, I've not seen that before. If it's good, let me know.
00:59:25
box
It's, it's ah from what I've heard. I haven't seen it yet. You're killing me. I didn't really enjoy. Um, there was the vampire movies bite marks.
00:59:35
jim_phoenix
Jennifer's body, which I liked, except I wanted to see, God damn it, I wanna see Jennifer's body.
00:59:35
box
Um, Jennifer's body, she looks.
00:59:43
box
Um, ah how bent I think I saw and it was fine.
00:59:44
jim_phoenix
You know what I mean?
00:59:50
box
Um, there's, oh, the perfection was really good. I enjoyed that one.
00:59:54
jim_phoenix
All Clive Barker stuff. all of the Clive Barker stuff because you it's amazing.
00:59:59
box
Oh yeah, all of Clyde Barker's stuff, amazing.
01:00:02
jim_phoenix
So there's a lot of amazing gay horror out there, queer horror.
01:00:05
box
Yeah, there's good gay horror, there's bad gay horror. I mean, it's gonna be, it's just like horror. There's gonna be good slashes. There's gonna be bad slashers.
01:00:13
jim_phoenix
Yeah, I.
01:00:14
box
There's gonna be good cannibal stuff. There's gonna be bad cannibal stuff.
01:00:18
jim_phoenix
Bag Holocaust stuff.
01:00:18
box
Raw.
01:00:19
jim_phoenix
Oh, wait, hold on, what? I was doing the other word.
01:00:21
box
Raw is about cannibalism um and it's gay.
01:00:25
jim_phoenix
Hey, did you ever fear see Fear Street?
01:00:28
box
No, I haven't.
01:00:29
jim_phoenix
Netflix was giving out, doing some screener shit. And then I just, I think we had disagreement and scientists never.
01:00:36
box
Interview with the vampire, that's queer.
01:00:39
jim_phoenix
Queer. I mean, that's queer ask.
01:00:41
box
From the book, I think there are a lot more together.
01:00:41
jim_phoenix
I think there's, there's obviously some parts that there's an, you're talking about, wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about the new one?
01:00:48
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Fuck. right But I don't think that's the weirdest thing.
01:00:48
box
I mean, they raise a daughter together, you know? if like
01:00:55
jim_phoenix
I didn't see that as a queer, but it's just saw some, my two dads.
01:00:59
box
e they I thought they kissed.
01:00:59
jim_phoenix
They don't, who would've fucked mommy and daddy or the daddy and daddy.
01:01:04
box
At least in the book they kissed.
01:01:06
jim_phoenix
Of course they're going to and a half.
01:01:07
box
Yeah, I mean, that's queer, my dude.
01:01:11
jim_phoenix
Ned.
01:01:12
box
That's queer, my dude.
01:01:15
box
Anyway, happy pride, everyone.
01:01:19
jim_phoenix
We're not be hateful, hateful pride people.
01:01:19
box
I have a cold.
01:01:24
box
No, happy pride.
01:01:24
jim_phoenix
Yeah. Tear it all down.
01:01:26
box
Happy pride.
01:01:26
jim_phoenix
No, i happy pride y'all. So we did something a little bit different. We did an hour old boy and only 10 minutes on those films we talked about, but that's all right.
01:01:31
box
Yeah.
01:01:35
jim_phoenix
All right. So, uh, again, like subscribe if you're still listening and and for those of you who are looking at their dicks right now going, Oh my God, Jim's right.
01:01:36
box
Uh,
01:01:40
box
and plug
01:01:46
jim_phoenix
You're welcome. You're welcome.
01:01:49
box
ah
01:01:49
jim_phoenix
And, uh, box.
01:01:50
box
my plug, my plug is rainbow railroad.
01:01:51
jim_phoenix
Yeah.
01:01:53
box
It's basically, we were talking about privilege and being, you know, I know American
01:01:54
jim_phoenix
and
01:01:58
jim_phoenix
I misunderstood that one. I thought you said rainbow.
01:02:00
box
But okay.
01:02:03
jim_phoenix
I'm not gonna tell you what I heard.
01:02:04
box
Yeah. No, no, no.
01:02:04
jim_phoenix
yeah thank
01:02:05
box
Um, you know, I know we talked about, yeah, it's, it's scary in America right now for LGBTQ, but we can also help those where it is like crime. You can be killed, you can be in prison, things like that. Rainbow route road is basically in the countries that are facing violence and oppression. Um, it gets them basically to safe places. and save spaces. So you can go to rainbowrailroad.org and you can learn more about that.
01:02:38
jim_phoenix
Yeah. And then if you want to hear or want to to also support something, it's a, it's not on hardcover pretty soon. It's going to be surviving Gen X and how is this gay? You might think, well, it uses the F word twice in it.
01:02:54
box
Yeah, it does. speaking of fucking gay friends you're the one that's like hey bud um so can i say this word um can we would have said fudge pack you're here and i think we talked about yeah the uses of speaking of gay friends but also you can check out queer as hell which
01:03:00
jim_phoenix
Can I say this word in a book? I
01:03:08
jim_phoenix
I didn't say, did I say five factor? What the user said, yeah. But you know what? ah That's just proper sensitivity.
01:03:24
box
um haunted mtl did which
01:03:24
jim_phoenix
Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at it right now. Queer as hell.
01:03:29
box
is funny because i'm not in that one i have bodies uh and there's a new one coming up dancer yep
01:03:29
jim_phoenix
One of our horror eyes, actually. Bodies, I still have the bodies in my office.
01:03:40
jim_phoenix
New one, dancer. yeah Or if you're in the Indianapolis area, check out truvi Trinity Haven. It's gonna be affirming housing for LBGTU youth experiencing housing. ah They say instability.
01:03:54
box
Oh.
01:03:56
jim_phoenix
Let's just stop being fucking cute Trinity Haven, Indy. Maybe I shouldn't plug these people. Say what it really is. They got kicked the fuck out of their house, or they ran the fuck away.
01:04:05
box
Yeah.
01:04:06
jim_phoenix
It's not housing instability.
01:04:08
box
Yeah.
01:04:08
jim_phoenix
like food, disability, say like a real goddamn term. They're starving and homeless bitches.
01:04:13
box
Mm hmm.
01:04:15
jim_phoenix
So if, if Trinity Haven, if you can pull your big boy pants on, maybe some people will give you money.
01:04:19
box
Well, it could be a lot of different things because God, housing right now is fucking a nightmare.
01:04:24
jim_phoenix
Apparently it's unstable. All right. That's it for the show.
01:04:28
box
Yep I'm
01:04:28
jim_phoenix
um I'm Jim Phoenix. That's box human. And we wish you a very hateful, I mean a very happy, deep, right? Everyone.
01:04:42
box
dancing right now Yeah
01:04:48
jim_phoenix
All right. Hold on. There's the action. Next week, next week, next week, witches, motherfucker. Next time is witches. God damn it.
01:04:59
box
You got mad because...
01:04:59
jim_phoenix
I didn't watch that movie for nothing. I watched a fucking movie, dude.
01:05:02
box
you watched the movie.
01:05:05
jim_phoenix
That's why I got mad. I had to watch a movie and we didn't do a fucking thing on it.
01:05:10
box
We can see if, um...
01:05:10
jim_phoenix
It's like buying condoms, not using them. Like what the fucking point?
01:05:15
box
You play around with it.
01:05:15
jim_phoenix
Why did I buy the condom?
01:05:17
box
You make a ballland balloon animal.
01:05:20
jim_phoenix
I used to jerk off of them. Oh, that's nice to be from my comedy bit.
01:05:25
box
And that's why you have Wu-Tang Clan's hand sanitizer.
01:05:28
jim_phoenix
Protect your fucking hands. God damn right. Yeah, motherfucker.