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Speaker: All right, I'll get to it. But like I said, it's Glick's Comedy Lounge, your new home for comedy here on the Nonsensical Network. I'm not a comedian, but the really cool thing is I get to hang out with a lot of them, like my guest tonight.
Speaker: And I can't believe I'm going to say this, but it's all over his social media. Eddie's got it down at the title. Bill Big Daddy. hubner what's going on and daddy that's been on this network besides you know besides me i like the name the name kind of stuck uh when you know it was when my daughter just she was younger uh she got instagram i was like hey i'm gonna have to follow my daughter my normal nickname's big sexy i said that would be weird so i'm a daddy and i'm six foot seven so i'm big daddy hey
Speaker: You are a monster. There you guys go. See, I'm not that big. I'm only six three and these guys think I'm a Sasquatch. Same size as Hulk Hogan. We went back-to-back one time, make sure we were the same height. Same height. Hell yeah.
Speaker: That's cool. We were talking a little bit backstage. Bill is also an avid wrestling fan, as you guys know. If you've watched the network long enough, you know I am, too. So we got to chit-chat a little rash. Let shout to the chatter's box here real quick. What up, Wally?
Speaker: um Anthony Beckett in the building. What up? na
Speaker: Nicole and Chris Technician. What up, man? Who's that?
Speaker: Smeagol says. Hey, what's going on? I showed Smeagol how to play video games. Nice. What kind of video games you in into? What kind of video games are you playing? Pretty much anything. I like Battlefield. Battlefield's pretty tight.
Speaker: Let's see. I played Ark for a little bit. Got tired of that. i don't know. if just Whatever's popping up. I'm waiting for the new Wolverine games coming out in September because that's going to be brutal. and I love it.
Speaker: yeah It looks like it's going to be. I don't have as much time as I... used to to play video games. um Mainly to my go-to right now has been COD for years, but I've been kind of, when I do get a little bit of free time, dabbling into the Assassin's Creed.
Speaker: I played them a little bit in the past, but I'm really getting into the Valhalla one, but I'm super stoked for the, well, the Wolverine one looks great. The new Ninja Turtles Ronin That one looks cool.
Speaker: but That one's going to be crazy. my My girlfriend, not a gamer, but a fan of the Ninja Turtles, not a fan of the Ronin series. i've explained it to her and told her the concept, and she's like, but why? He's by himself. yeah well Why did they kill them all? I was like, because they needed a new story? i mean, I don't know. That's how you make money in the comics. You kill them off, and then you're true.
Speaker: You kill every of every one of them off and you leave one standing and then he becomes the ultimate badass. I don't know. Is it going to be sad? Probably. is it you know, I'm a big teddy bear, but I'm prepared. I'm ready for it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you said Assassin's Creed. They got the Black Flag remake is coming out too, I think in September. My son started playing. where We got the Xbox and they've got all of them, basically all of them on the game pass.
Speaker: And he started playing them, and he's really gotten it. He went through played, like, Odyssey and Black Flag and yeah different different ones, but he really likes the Syndicate.
Speaker: he's he's He's playing that one. right He's like, this is this one's cool. I haven't played that one You should let him play the new James Bond game. That one's pretty awesome. i want i I want to get I want to introduce him to Goldeneye, but he has no interest. I mean, I'm sure you remember that back on that. What was that? 64 or something? Yeah. That game was pretty cool.
Speaker: A lot of nights sitting in the barracks room. Yeah. that one
Speaker: July 9th. Is that the new turtles or the new Wolverine game? I think that's the black flag game. Is that the black flag game? Yep.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: We've got a lot of people. This is awesome. ah Yeah. What's going on, guys? um I'll kind of pop these up throughout the night. If if somebody catches your attention, feel free to. So
Speaker: this is the joy of this show.
Speaker: um so this is the joy of this show squirrel moment we it's a comedy show but we started talking about video games uh bill you are a comedian how how long have you uh been on this uh lovely journey of craziness a solid two years of grinding it out just getting on as many shows as i can it's been awesome okay i'm getting a lot of newbies i love this i love this uh to kind of get in into the heads of a new new comedians uh i was looking at your socials and
Speaker: You know, you've doing this for two years. I mean, you you seem like you're a pretty busy guy with it. yeah I try to be. that's that's That's good. um how was ah How was Florida? I've seen you were down in Florida not too long ago.
Speaker: um I'm right now. I live in Georgia, so I'm like right north of Florida. So I'm always going down there. The Jacksville do shows, went to Daytona and St. Augustine, St. Pete. So it's, it's awesome. It's rainy and shitty right now. It's been cloudy all day today, but it's Florida. Just wait five minutes.
Speaker: shit that's That's how it is here in Ohio. I've got, um, We've got a few friends down in the Tampa area that ah do stand up. it that's It's kind of becoming, you know, they're they're going toe to toe in some ways with, ah you know, New York and Los Angeles has always been those like, if you're going to make it in comedy, you got to make it here. But that Florida scene starting to come up in the last several years and really take care of it.
Speaker: Orlando's looking good. St. Pete, Clearwater's looking good. Some good clubs down there.
Speaker: Yeah, that was I love it. It's it's a the best time my life doing this stuff. Oh, yeah. um What made you so two years ago? And as you said, I won't I won't throw your age out there. You said you're an older gentleman.
Speaker: ah It's funny how we decide to take these, ah you know, 40s and 50s. And we're like, and you know what, I'm going to take this side quest over here and see where it takes me. leveling up man leveling up let them level 53 if you're wondering there go you're almost ah almost leveled up enough to prestige
Speaker: uh what made you decide to get into comedy i always wanted to do it uh it's just been a fascination of mine always been into comedy but i did one time i was like i got a chance to get on an open mic and My wife, you know, they're supposed to encourage you, but she's like, you need to you're really good. Like, you got to go for this. Like, go full on.
Speaker: Because she wouldn't lie to me. shop If I suck, I suck. She'll tell me. Yeah. mean, I didn't take the trash out, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to suck later. That's what we have kids for.
Speaker: Yeah, my daughter's full grown. She doesn't live here, so it's just me and her. And then I can't train my dogs to take the trash out yet. I got a few more years. My oldest one's moved out. I've got at least five to six years with my youngest, somewhere in that area. But i have a feeling he's going to stick around for a while. But once he graduates, I'm going back down south. To hell with this this Ohio shit.
Speaker: Yeah, come on down to Florida. i I don't know that I have the patience to to ah Florida's beautiful. Don't get me wrong. I've always enjoyed when I get to go down there. Tampa has kind of become a little bit of a second home to me. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know if I can live there full time. I don't have I don't think I have the patience. It's freaking awesome. Like for it's just we got enough. Well, we call Ohio the the Florida of the north because we we send our idiots down there to you guys in the in the wintertime.
Speaker: Oh yeah, we get them. We get them. Then they didn' they come back home. But ah yeah, I'm good in a week or two stint in Florida, but it's beautiful down there. Don't get me wrong. We'll get back down on the coast. Probably South Carolina is where I want to get back to down in Charleston.
Speaker: That place is blowing up there. A lot of people going there. ah um it's It's a madhouse down there. I was there for 10 years. yeah, um but So anyways, sorry, sidetrack, squirrel moment.
Speaker: I know, right? What did you say? ADHD? Yeah, ADHD. Look at this guy. If it lasts more than four hours, you're supposed to seek medical help. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know anything about that, but... yet i should say the last more than four hours you call up somebody like hey check it out hang stuff off of it put in nails since i was like 17. this is crazy
Speaker: this is awesome i'll deal with it no um no so you gotta to just jump like head first into the into the comedy thing and it's just kind of took off for you it sounds like Yeah, as it so I was going to open mics, practicing.
Speaker: I got some good advice from some other comedians. are like, you know, just do five minutes and work on that until it's good. Then you can do another five minutes, work on that, and then you're like I got 10, I got 15, I got 20. It just keeps adding up, and you can...
Speaker: And it's just, I feel natural up there. And I get nervous every time, but up when I'm up there, I'm just, I'm in my happy place. Like if I'm ever in prison in the shower and I drop the soap, um my happy place was will be stand up.
Speaker: well I mean, hopefully you can and avoid that. um Also, I wouldn't recommend from, you know, putting it off that you're enjoying the situation. so don't, otherwise, is yeah But you're a big guy, so you might be all right. um Did they initially, did the writing come, was it natural for you or you always had that?
Speaker: I've always liked writing stories. You know, I've read short stories before and I had a pretty interesting life. I was in the Navy for 22 years on submarine. So, and we've got this craziest bunch of dudes ever doing that shit.
Speaker: How the hell did you fit on a submarine? Yeah. They duck a lot. yeah i was going to say, i've but I've been on a couple myself, but I'm like, no. no now Again, I'm only 6'3". Only 6'3".
Speaker: Even some of the ships are kind of, for as big as they are, they're they're kind of cramped. Oh, yeah. the It doesn't matter what it's on. I'm going to hit my head. Even when you bend over your taller than the foot.
Speaker: That's true. Short people. That's why we're underarm deodorant because their heads are always like right here. so When they walk by, I want it to be pleasant. and yeah like Especially in this Florida humidity.
Speaker: a du We were down there a couple months ago and I couldn't believe how hot it already was. That's my buddy Phil. just did a show at his place at Black Hammock. and That was awesome. Sold out. It was great.
Speaker: what Are you headlining or featuring or opening? Or a little bit of everything? and A little bit of everything. you know I like opening sometimes because it's a challenge. Because people there to laugh, but you've got to get them going you know for everybody else on the show.
Speaker: and Headline's cool when you finish up because everybody's already warmed up, right? Unless you follow somebody that freaking bombed and you're like, oh, I've got to get this back because, you know,
Speaker: yeah cant Yeah, I can't imagine, you know, again, i'm I'm not a comedian. and and i have I have no desire getting in front of us in front of people and trying to make them laugh.
Speaker: ah I don't... Oh, shit. i don't I don't do public speaking very well. and what are you doing What do you call this? This is... I'm in the comfort of my own bedroom. And I don't have...
Speaker: you know, 600 eyes staring at me. I mean, that would be weird. That would sound like one hell of a party if we had 600 people in this bedroom. But it'd be sticky.
Speaker: yeah Yes, very sticky, very messy. But no, I don't I don't have to actually see the people. I know people ask me all the time. They're like, how are you afraid of speaking when you do podcasting and live streaming? I don't actually see the people.
Speaker: I don't know you know. Also, if I fuck up, I can just go, oh, no, my internet's dog shit and just in the stream, and then i don't have to worry about it, and I can make it disappear forever. So... But, no, I mean, being an opener, that's... i don't know, being a fan um and and kind of getting a little bit more behind the scenes with talking with you guys, that almost sounds like it would be one of the most stressful things, because like you said, you've got to kind of set the mood and get everybody ready and get them all warmed up kind of uh that fluffer position so to say just blur that out yeah yeah it's i i i find it challenging and it's cool like if i can open up for somebody that's been doing comedy for 20 years because you kind of get the show off
Speaker: You're like, hey, I want to, and then he'll be like, if you get if you get that compliment, you're like, that was freaking awesome, Bill. You're like, yeah. Little pat on the back.
Speaker: I wish he had 600 eyes to look at.
Speaker: That's another guy right there should have on your show. Brandon Follett, he's a comedian down here. yeah i'm down every hey man this this door is wide open for everybody and anybody oh happy pride brandon uh
Speaker: i'm learning i'm learning with you guys that a lot of the a lot of the guests i've had on there's there's not a whole lot of an off switch with with with you guys is do you have that where you're just constantly oh oh geez always on even when you're at home or trying to think of new stuff or come up with new new ideas and stuff i feel like i'm always on i just like the silliest shit comes to me like i've been sleeping like you know right before your alarm goes off like at our age you know like that's when you pee like an hour before your arm we're gonna get every night
Speaker: so i'm like laying there fighting it and then i think it's something funny and i grab my phone and i type in the notes real quick and just like silly shit if i remember a good story or you know if i put myself in a situation there you yeah how long um ah yeah you said you started with the you know five minutes then you're able to do ten minutes how long is your longest set that you can do right now think I did 30 something minutes. I can probably do 30 and I probably could do 45 if I put if I write out my jokes enough and they know what I'm to but I could do solid 20 or solid 30.
Speaker: are you more of the the i'm gonna hit you with the back-to-back jokes or do you do storytelling or i'm sure you got stories for day for that i'm a i'm more of a storyteller but then if i write one-liners i try to fit them in into my story so it's not just somebody up there because lot of younger comics to do it and they'll they're just talking about their day and it's just you're just like get to a funny part yeah Well, and and and it doesn't help matters none that we, and and then i ive brought I've had this conversation quite a bit. It doesn't help matters none that we live in a society now where, unfortunately, a lot of our attention spans are 15, 30 seconds ah because of... TikTok brain. It's called TikTok brain. Yeah, exactly. So i i think that as far as comedians go, the storytellers that are good and can...
Speaker: you know, have success at it. and so That's it. Bless you. That's it. You got a booger. You got a booger.
Speaker: that's ah That's a true art now because you got to be able to keep the story, you know, you got to keep the keep the shiny objects going to keep people's attentions. So if you're able to add little dolphin story.
Speaker: I've heard some dolphin stories. I've got friends down there. Well, that's, out yeah, go on my socials. It's on there. yeah I have a friend of mine who's down in the Tampa area. Shout out Kevin Hawley. Kevin, what's up?
Speaker: gotten Gotten into, but what's going on well Well, gotten into comedy in the last few years. and He used to work on a dolphin cruise. So um he's maddening stories about dolphins.
Speaker: Yeah, they're dicks. They're dicks, all of them. I mean, if it's if it's the apocalypse, I've already picked out animals that people don't eat, but I will eat. yeah Okay. and Now you've kind of peaked my curiosity. right if it Okay, think about it, right? if there if if If it's the apocalypse, right, and you got to provide for your family, and you live down in Florida, and you see a big, fat, juicy manatee, it's not going to swim fast.
Speaker: They'll probably come right up to you. Jump in the water with your freaking Rambo knife just got our car and you're good to go. ah Hopefully it's delicious. I'm pretty sure it's got a pretty solid steak. you know um'm I'm pretty sure at some point time somebody's eaten manatee i'm yeah before they became endangered or whatever. I'm sure that they They used to think they were mermaids. Like, how freaking horny were those pirates? Like, oh, man, I bet. Oh, my God. Look at her. You got some gush before the bush. A whole new meaning to whale tailing.
Speaker: look They'll be there. They're pirate liberty briefs. All right, guys, stop fucking the manatees, okay? there's their They just eat lettuce and seaweed. Just leave them alone. is that Is that why there's signs down there that say don't molest the manatees?
Speaker: There's signs that don't molest the alligators. magic Why? Again, Florida. i was Just put, leave the alligators alone. Why are you going to molest them?
Speaker: Like, shh, you like that? You're a University of Florida fan? do the chop?
Speaker: I think the alligator would like it. you know yeah you know uh yeah uh you are in a great state for doing comedy because it kind of writes itself down there oh every city is freaking different you know like go to go to daytona it's a different city daytona the people that live there is like oh i love them interesting bunch there's a reason why cops is filmed there 95 percent of time when it's in florida the cops live pd they're always in daytona yeah there and that was that like i did some places shows out seattle and i'm like another interesting place that is a um i've never been there thank god um i've seen and heard enough about it that uh i'm good
Speaker: I'm good. Yeah, well, yeah, you freaking We talked when I was out there and I was just just miserable. like Rain is like, ugh. I think I'm solar power. I just need the rays.
Speaker: Bring Bill back. I don't think the rain would bother me so much as the people out there would bother me. It's scary. i did a I was on stage. It like a little ah rustic kind of theater place in the city.
Speaker: I parked... One block up, pulled in, parked, sun was still up. I'm like, all right, cool. You know you can smell the coffee. You can see the they-them's walking around. And then you go around the corner, and I get there, and I did a show. It was like 11 o'clock when I'm leaving. Now it's dark.
Speaker: And it's the fucking walking dead outside. It's like the the regular people like everything shuts down and it's the fentanyl walking dead. The fentanyl zombies out there. yeah
Speaker: No, I'm good. that's We were talking the other day at work and I was like, I just want to be somewhere where it's like in the 70s all year round. One of the guys I work with started to say California and all he got out was Cala, never mind, fuck that.
Speaker: Oh, man. Yeah, yeah the whole the the West Coast is freaking weird. Maybe, you know, if they come over here, they they probably think we're freaking weird. Like everything down here is going to kill you. You know, like you go, I've recorded videos in my backyard. are Like what's in Bill's backyard. And I've caught, I caught a snapping turtle.
Speaker: That was a good 50 pounds. It was like this big. My dogs were out there. They losing their shit. was like, what's out there? What's out there? I go around. I got a back fence. It's like a smaller fence. Cause I got the woods behind me.
Speaker: Last thing I expect to see was a prehistoric freaking turtle. but like yeah I grabbed my neighbor. He's, he's been Marine and we got one of those big freaking, um, buckets.
Speaker: You know, you put your Christmas shit in, we go back out there and thank God for Steve Irwin. Right. I learned how to grab them from the shell and I'm picking them up and this thing's pissed. ah Yeah. they got a long ass necks on them too.
Speaker: Yeah. And they're pretty long dicks too. i don't know if you knew that, but i'm not, not up on my ah turtle anatomy Turtles are... like Here's a fun fact with turtles, right? Because i got I've had a few in my backyard, right? If you get a turtle and the bottom of the shell totally flat, right?
Speaker: That's a chick. That's a female turtle. But if it's got a little indent, that's a dude. Because he's got to get up on that. That turtle ass. He's got like a built-in hook, you know, kind of grab a hold and stay safe. Yeah.
Speaker: This conversation is more concerning than Saturday night fuckeries. Yeah, it happens sometimes, Nicole. Yeah, now I'm i'm kind of concerned that you know so much about turtle sex. i So I go on there. If I catch a turtle or I catch a snake, I'll make a video and I'll do like a little, you know, hey, this is what this is. This is what this is for. This is the kind of turtle. You know, this is a tortoise. Don't throw these in the fucking water because we got some wing nuts in town here.
Speaker: They'll see a tortoise and they're like, oh, I'm trying to help him get in the water. They throw him in and he he can't swim. Fuck you. Those aren't water turtles. Turtle my tortoise.
Speaker: Turtle dicks. Hashtag that one right there, Anthony. oh Yeah, just kind of it is kind of Animal Kingdom down there. There's a guy that I watch from down in the, i don't know how or why I fall into these rabbit holes sometimes. at There's a guy down there in the Everglades, and he he just runs around catching iguanas and venomous snakes. and and Freaking python cowboy. That dude's awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah like And he's way too excited about it. I just i think I watch because there's going to come a point in time where something eat eats him. Yeah, hopefully it's recorded because yeah we all want to see it.
Speaker: Yeah, like, please get the alligator that takes his arm off and post that on YouTube. Maybe it made them for views and clicks and stuff, but... yeah You think, like Steve Irwin, you're like, this dude's going to get destroyed by a crocodile.
Speaker: Then he gets stung in the chest by a stingray. Like, you know he got to heaven. He's like, fuck, mate. This is not even cool. It's some bullshit.
Speaker: Yeah, I cut their stingers off when I catch them because they're out here when you go fishing. And you're like, this is for Steve Irwin. A little payback. You sons of bitches. I think this i think this is a... is if What is this? that's ah What is that? is it Where did you get That quarterme.com? I don't know that is. I don't know.
Speaker: Don't miss me. Don't click on it.
Speaker: like my My girlfriend slash producer is just putting all your socials in the chat. Oh, that's so what's up, Kayla? i was like, man, we're getting ah a freaking Indian spam bot over here. Like, God, buy Bitcoin. don' to the game Don't
Speaker: it's all right. He don't know what socials and what he has. Yeah, they're still Samurai OnlyFans.
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Speaker: I went to turtle when I younger and the animal reproduction is taught at the school. So it ain't hearing nothing I didn't already know. All right, Nicole. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, you got to play the music too. that mark the clo wow you got One turtle come up the other turtle's house. Like I've got your pizza. She goes, I've got no way to pay extra sausage, ma'am.
Speaker: yeah i mean I know some things about animal reproduction from growing up, working on farms and stuff, but they didn't teach us about the water life, I guess. so but It's not so fun in the water. It's not so fun. What's going on, man? Oh,
Speaker: oh yeah. Will Wagner brought up the freaking Coyote Peterson, that dude that gets bit by stuff all the time. he That's insane. Yeah. is that the guy Is that the guy who was taking the shots from those Manus lobster things that, like, sitting there?
Speaker: They sit there with claws out, and it feels like getting hit by, like, a 22 or something like that? Yeah, I didn't now i i saw it. I'm like, no, I don't want to see this right now. Yeah, i'm not I'm not willing. Walked into turtle porn. Yeah. I'm going to Google that later. See what comes up.
Speaker: Would not be the worst thing in my Google search right now, but Hey, or the worst thing ever in my Google search for that matter. i realize I'm such an old guy. I have a blanket on my lap. or you Are you currently in a nursing home too? No, we're talking about turtle porn. I had to cover it up. yeah Well, I had to go put clothes on apparently. i mean,
Speaker: Before I turned my camera on. so was Yeah, I'd be taking my shirt off and you gave me my pepperoni nipples.
Speaker: ah Yeah, no. i know I'm not letting hornets, wasps, anything bite me, sting me. Any of that. um Yeah, I'm not a fan of wasps.
Speaker: um They serve no purpose. They really don't.
Speaker: did like They're like a bee that chose violence in the morning. and sir I don't know what they do besides build nests around my house that the bug guy has got to come kill.
Speaker: Yeah, i used to be that bug guy. Not my... ah Do you have to climb under the houses too? No. Unfortunately, i was I lived in Charleston when I worked for Orchid for about 10 years. and i lived in Charleston. and Much like you guys, not many basements.
Speaker: yeah and you got that lot that little space yeah under the house and uh unfortunately i was not an excuse but i i was too big to fit under a lot of houses let alone those little tiny i'm like my arm won't even fit into that little cubby hole you know and not these guns there's no way no so i didn't have to crawl under too many houses or whatever but i did I did do my battles with with hornets and wasps, and we had the big-ass motherfucking killer murder hornets or whatever. smirk Sorry, YouTube, unaliving hornets.
Speaker: Uh-oh. We're canceled. Yeah, that are like the size of a big lighter, if not bigger. I've tangled with those a few times before. Never been stung. TMI. This is what I wanted to
Speaker: so freaking light bulb burnt out and i ran out i only got the big bright ones for the kitchen and i can never pick the right color like i have like six of them in my bathroom over the two sinks right and when i go to lowe's i say well i gotta pick the good lights you know but you can't really tell what color they are and i'm not good at the description this yeah i buy I buy a shitty one. So when then you go there, it's like nice, nice color, nice color, fucking Hiroshima. And then a nice color. So I got it. I got it. So this is the, uh, I'm a blue collar guy. I've been doing construction and building maintenance most of my life. Uh, do you have just a regular screw in bulbs in your, in your bathroom?
Speaker: uh not yeah they're like the the weird looking ones the ones that are like go like whoop ah well double check because they have a they they sell new bulbs now that actually have switches on them so you can change your color whatever you want and you don't have to feel like a dummy because because you don't know what's what because i don't either and i've been doing this for years i don't know what's what's cool what's warm what's I don't know what any of that means, but we've got a whole bunch of them in my facility, and I love it because I screw them in, and then I ask my my customer, hey, what color do you want? And I flip the switch.
Speaker: So how do you know difference between cool and warm, though? Yeah, right. I don't know. you Just tell me what color you want. Engineering degree needed for light bulbs.
Speaker: Lumens. Lumens. What is that, a freaking Harry Potter spell you just casted?
Speaker: Oh, Lord. Don't bring those nerds out. i'm a bit You saw my wall. I'm a big ass nerd. I'm a big ass nerd, too. But here's the thing.
Speaker: and i didn't get I didn't ever really got into Star Wars or Star Trek or Harry Potter or anything with Elves and Wizards and all that stuff, but i know enough about them to be dangerous in certain groups so My kids were all into that stuff. I'm like no, I'm cool Loose
Speaker: ah lu the What was that? Oh, yeah. What up, nerd? What do you mean by those nerds?
Speaker: Look, don't kink shame around here, but we will nerd shame you.
Speaker: yes We're just not going to talk about, we're just not going talk to Bill about his comedy career. Just fuck it. All right. Let's ask question. We got, we get distracted. Well, you know, be funny. So that's this yeah that's, that's, that's, that's the goal. Funny dance for me with the super chats or I'll take my shirt off. Yeah. Dance for me and be funny. Monkey dance now.
Speaker: but but yeah look at it anthony beckon in there i don't even know how to spell expecto expecto petroleum i don't die could be 100 wrong <unk> oh shit this is good this is a good chat in here yeah bill how win Bill, how when did you know you were tall?
Speaker: ah When I was born, because when he delivered me, the doctor just kept, holy he shit, he just keeps coming. This kid just won't stop.
Speaker: When did you know you were tall? What's going on, Sarge? How you doing, brother? we got a freaking jar head. Yeah.
Speaker: oh you can buy wi-fi smart balls oh there we go i always joke my my neighbor's a marine and i say you know the best marine is a submarine same yeah
Speaker: mo dog mo dog's a long time friend and uh well he's more family anymore he shared his purple crowns with me so that was cool nice Nice. oh So you said you were in the in the Navy, what, 22 years is what you said? He did a lifetime in there.
Speaker: Yeah. I retired in 2012. Oh, man. does um Does your comedy reflect a lot of that? Do you tell a lot of stories from being in the military? I'm sure you have them. Being stuck in a... ah can underwater for i mean i have some stories from from the submarines that i'll do on stage um i think the best is like when you're when you're on there and it's and they call it the mid-watch right everybody's sleeping except for the guys on watch and you end up talking about some stupid shit or you just talk about your last port visit
Speaker: And you learn to talk to guys, you know, learn to communicate and how to keep a story going. Like my friend Dave always told me, you know, he was happy that got into comedy because, uh, I think one his kids graduated high school and his whole family was here. We're all hanging out of backyard, drinking crown and Cokes. And he just said, bill, tell him this story, bill, tell him this story. And I just got to keep everybody going, you know? And when I feel like it's getting born, you hit them, you hit them with a joke, you them with a twist.
Speaker: I really need to get one of them. I was going to pick up one of the ring lights and I was like, am I there yet? I've got two of them. I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing with them.
Speaker: Mo Dog said, the Navy boys say it ain't queer if it's off the pier.
Speaker: I like it. you know All the branches here in the chat, Jack off contests, according to Lenny. I don't know if we've ever had that. Uh, that's how do you do it? i go Like who's the winner? The first, uh, the first, uh,
Speaker: or the last started last like who yeah yeah whether you're the first to go or last to go like who's the winner in this they said it's not gay if it's back to back though right yeah i've always heard as long as you don't make eye contact it's not gay but i mean and if you're getting paid it's not it's not gay if you get paid so Oh, yeah. Southern Riverwalk. That's our one of my right here where I live.
Speaker: Great ass restaurant. And that's where I started my comedy life. That's where i did my first open mic there. And then so every other Monday is an open mic. Yeah, I was ah not here.
Speaker: ah Well, I was in Jamaica. Love and life. Yeah, yeah. wait When we first started talking to you, we had the the Seattle trip, which, you know, unfortunately, sorry to hear about. But then you said you were going to Jamaica. i' was like, well, they kind of make so far.
Speaker: Yeah, it's going extreme to the other. Yeah, right. um What's your thoughts and feelings on the open mic? So with you still being relatively new, I mean, even with the success that you're having early on, what's your feelings on the open mic?
Speaker: I still like going to them. Like if you got something new, like if I got something, a new idea, a new story I want to work around, I like going to open mics because you can work it out. And it's cool because a lot of other comedians are there. So it's always a cool hang ah with all my my my comedy friends. It's cool to see everybody, you know, like, hey, I haven't seen you in a minute. Like you're doing a lot of good stuff.
Speaker: And then you network if you haven't seen anybody. And then because I, you know, myself and Sean Steele run Den and Mike, right? It's right there, right there. ah we see good up-and-comers that are popping up. and you know like I have a a friend of mine. I served with her husband.
Speaker: and She got out of comedy for a little bit. She had breast cancer. and She went to a comedy school in Seattle and kind of got out of it. and then i She saw much fun yeah out fun I was having. I was like, you got to get back into because it just like rejuvenates your soul.
Speaker: And she got back into it and she's crushing it right now. Like she's good every freaking time. You're like this season natural. She's a natural. Like she needs a sitcom. hello Is it, is it almost kind of therapeutic for you to get up change and and be able to, you know, i know it's how it is for me every time I kick this camera on. And I mean, once I get through the frustration and aggravation of, you know, technology because I'm not very, very smart. Uh, but, uh, I, it's something I've always been curious about with comedians and getting up there. If it's kind of therapeutic and like, like you said, it's your happy place, but get to help you a bit and let go some steam and shit like that.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, you can have a ah shitty day. You know, I tried to keep it separate. Like if I'm having a bad day and I'm going to the show, and got, I got to block it out. But once I I'm up there, I feel better a million times better.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. They all knew first set, and then I did a set that I did.
Speaker: Hell yeah. You're just doing all kinds of it. You're putting in all the effort, Will. He's a great guy. Bodog says, how about how much grief do newbies, fur timers, et cetera, get from the comedy vets when they go to open mics?
Speaker: I've never seen anybody you get any griefs, right? Like if you, if you're up there and you know, like, Hey, this is my first time or second time, like you're going to give them a chance. You're going to clap me like, Hey, you know, but you know, so like for me, when I was going up there, I'd get somebody to give me a tip. Like, Hey, you know, instead of saying it like a B and C do a B and, and Z I, you know, kind of just change it up. Cause they, they see it coming and then you hit them with the freaking twist at the end.
Speaker: now there is people that suck ass right like yeah you know have i you gotta have i i'm always gonna be humble you know like i i look at somebody that comedians like damn man i want to be that good you know but some people they they try to take a shortcut and they're trying to like ramp up their social media like they're actually doing stuff but when you see them on the show you're just like maybe you should do you know work on the comedy a little bit before you know acting like your shit doesn't stink on social media yeah exactly you you see somebody that that does a lot of yapping and a lot of hyping themselves up on social media and then they get a mic in their hand and they just eat absolute dog shit but in their in their head still they come off stage and think they killed it
Speaker: yeah just like maybe i'll never be like i fucking crushed you know i always think that i like if i forgot a joke you know i should have said it like this or i forgot that bit or messed up that word and just but it may i mean i'm always like that was awesome it was like one of your best sets i'm like hey i feel it but had to i know keep you Keep you kind of grounded. you know you You want to have a little bit of an ego, maybe you know but you know you don't want to be your head to be so big that you just kind of become an ass.
Speaker: ah Yeah. figure Nicole asked, what was your favorite show you've done that will stick with you for the rest of your life? Ah, that was... i guess God damn, miss it there's a lot of them that were pretty good. I did a vet show here at the local VA and like 280 people were there, which is pretty awesome.
Speaker: Yeah. ah Another show we did down in Lake City ah before Sean and I teamed up. He's like, yeah, come down here. It'll be an outside, you know, outside event.
Speaker: So it got to be kind of clean. And I'm thinking in my head, it's like, you know, saw the Riverwalk outside. There's like 20, 30 people max. yeah We drive all the way down there and there's a shit ton of prisons down there. just like, what?
Speaker: threw a license plate. Like seven of We passed seven of them. Damn. And I'm like, where are we? Like, this is crazy. and then we pull up and I see ah all these cars and i have people direct them. And I was like,
Speaker: this outside but there's a lot of people and i get there and i'm looking around it wass like yeah there's there's a like 300 something people here it's like and then sean's like you're going up after me your sean was hosting he's like you go first and i'm like oh but so i'm like behind stage i'm pacing i'm like all right all right oh good get ready i was gonna eat this sick ass uh meatloaf sandwich that i had and i was like just i couldn't my stomach was shut down it was like now i just gotta to focus But I came out and I had it got the crowd going. It was awesome. It was a good time.
Speaker: hello yeah that's that's That's cool. You know, when you get when you ah when you almost borderline get in your own head and you're like, know, like you said, in the nerve the the nerves and the and anxiousness or anticipation or excitement or whatever and all kinds. But when you get out there and you do it and to have that, you know, to come off stage and kind of take that, that, uh,
Speaker: relief, that breath of relief breath, you know, and my words are all over the place. Words are hard, but, uh, that's gotta be a huge sense of accomplishment. Yeah, it is. It feels great. feel like you actually, you know, I'm good at stuff, but I feel like this is, it's like that puzzle piece just fits, you know, it was like this way it should go. The first open mic person, Patrick said he would rather eat a cactus. Oh, damn.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Phil, can I tell the story? Stories are always welcome. thiss This is a short one. He's not going to.
Speaker: Well, I'm going to tell it anyway. So he has this great spot. And it's like a it's like a little island and got a great community, great people. And he built this whole like event center for weddings and stuff.
Speaker: I think he built it for his son. I think that's what he said. And it's great place to do comedy. We had like 100 people in there. And he's like, hey, there's some people want to, you know, perform. So it was a girl went up, did an open mic.
Speaker: It's just terrible. just I don't think she's ever done. She's just talking about her kids up there And you're just like, oh, my god i had to go outside. i It was rough. And then the second guy went up, played his guitar, but he talked for 10 minutes before he actually played the song. And then he asked, hey, do you want to do another one? And the crowd was like, fuck, no. when they Bring the come Canadians up, man. That's right. We need more.
Speaker: that was ah that was a great spot and and everybody everybody there was awesome like that's the best i like going to do a show right and then when everything's over just go and talk to the people because you listen you you hear everybody's backstories and it gets your juices flowing like oh i can i could do this story i could do this story yeah kind of add your add your own unique twist or spin to to to their story and
Speaker: Yes, we do, MoDog. We all know some of those people, huh? they Yes, we do. Those who think their shit don't stink. And all they do is eat shit.
Speaker: What's up, Jay? Will ask, do you get stage fright and how do you overcome it? Yeah, that's question i always ask, you know. you know Especially when you're when you're first coming into it and doing that for the first few times.
Speaker: i get I get nervous, but then I push through it. like I was like, it feeds me. it like I think I push back the fear. It's like the guys that jump out of airplanes. Because it's probably terrifying, but they still do it because they push through the fear and get in there.
Speaker: I will never jump out of an airplane. I won't either. Especially really good one. They and have a big enough parachute. I have to use the ones they use for the Jeeps in World War II. Yeah.
Speaker: Yes, Anthony, the one where you contract herpes will always stick with you. ah Thailand. They love you long time. It's at the bar. Like if you
Speaker: ah another at the bar like if you go there you have all the drinks right up on the bar menu. And then right next to it, it says long time and short time for the girls that work there.
Speaker: Short time, you go upstairs, clap cheeks, and then you get back down. look Long time is like you bring her to your hotel room or wherever. or That's like,
Speaker: Like, yeah, pushing your luck. like Yeah, you you're starting to enter dangerous territory there with a long time. you don't want to hit it with a blacklight when you're done. You're like, what the fuck? it sounds like you're about ready to make a commitment you're not ready for.
Speaker: why do you look like a Pollock? Have you ever had stage fright so bad you backed out of a show? I'm going to assume that's a no for you. No, fuck no. Yeah, man.
Speaker: You're there. oh there you go phil said yeah you can tell the story okay cool i told it already
Speaker: there's a little bit of delay on the youtube and facebook page and stuff like that i think you can click down on it right make it come across yeah uh so we'll we'll just talk slower if you ever fart do you hold it in or let it go and make it part of the show
Speaker: I have crop dust on the way up to the stage before. i would try to make it have just ki on the way out. Like when you're leaving, that way the next comic has to walk right through it. Just kind of cover it up with a cough. Like, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker: a The...
Speaker: speak Speaking of jumping out of airplanes, not to be morbid, but I'll see the story from a few days ago. Yes. well done the sky oh that this Oh, nine people on board. No, I thought you were talking about that Brazilian girl they threw off the ledge. Did you see that?
Speaker: The side of the the bridge or whatever. Yeah, they had her up. and it was like yeah this is the best day ever and they didn't even hook her outside of bungee yeah best day ever like there's a probably a time and it just hey am i supposed to start bouncing back up oh it's great it's that sudden stop at the end well i guess in that video uh unfortunately she survived for a little bit from what i heard like she she she died on the way or in the hospital or something. I don't know. But in that video, after they realized that she had no bungee hook to her, you could see the guys who tossed her off the building just or the bridge take off running. it
Speaker: That's why you don't do shit like that overseas. There's no rules overseas. Like, you go to Orlando, they got that big slingshot thing. They have, we got regulations.
Speaker: But if I'm down in Mexico and I see that, I'm like, no. I think they got one right on the border, though. Like, hey, enjoy it. No, I'm good. yeah but the skydiver, that's got to be shitty. They didn't have a chance to jump out when the plane went down?
Speaker: Yeah, that was... I mean, you'd think that would be a perfect situation in a plane crash and be in a skydiving. why the fuck did Why the fuck did they just jump out of the plane? right? No. Anyway.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: but oh I see you guys in the chat. and Sometimes I get a little behind on the chat, but I see you guys. I'll get there. We'll get there. yeah Hit them with one of them super chats. I want to see how that works.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. they were all They were too low to the ground, apparently. They could have just rolled, tuck and roll. Yeah, tuck and roll, duck and roll, Granny. You have one job that's like making bean burritos and forgetting the beans.
Speaker: you have like three things to do attach harness attach bungee two harness yeet person i mean yeah they just got it out of order they're like patch harness yeet person they're like ah fuck the whole reason we're here i mean if you if you dumb it down like that yeah really ah j you failed miserably she'd been fucked up if she survived though because would have been like i've never gone back to brazil
Speaker: a Oh, we should not laugh at somebody else's expense. so He's not going to get angry. This is true. just Don't. ah
Speaker: ah Oh, man. Like, yep. You had one job. dish but but That's a hell of a, uh, It's a hell of an experience. say you know Just come down to Brazil and get yeeted off of a bridge.
Speaker: Yeah, pass. $200 to get tossed off a bridge. 50-50 chance. Yeah, and they recorded it. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, look look, if I ever go like that and I'm at the funeral, am my your guys yeah i might just play that on a loop. like On front of my cats, just over and over again. Right there.
Speaker: you know I say it all the time, if I if i ever like stroke out or have an aneurysm or something, I hope and i hope that it's lot when we're live, just so the the guys that are still around doing the network can benefit from all the the views and the clicks and the and all that.
Speaker: you know It's like that that that the snake guy down there in Florida, you know the moment he loses a an appendage. If he wasn't already huge, he's going to be massive on the social media platforms. Well, you can go down there and like schedule time with him. He'll take you down the canal with the be with their BB guns, whatever they're using to shoot the iguanas.
Speaker: And then next day, they'll take you out go hunting for boar, which is you don't need a tag for that. You just kill those little invasive bastards. And then you go hunting for pythons. the same thing because you get paid...
Speaker: to kill him. And I kind of want to do that. I kind of want to just jump off a boat and just... ah I can't... yeah i mean, I do want to go boar hunting. And I would love to shoot me some iguanas.
Speaker: Yeah, they snipe him. It's pretty cool. And then his dog goes out and fetches him. A lot of meat's pretty good. um But it's like gator. It's got to be prepared properly. Otherwise, it's a little rough.
Speaker: But... Yeah, I think I'm down more for the animals that could potentially kill me rather than, you know, anything that has to do with aerial activities.
Speaker: Yeah, right. I'll fight an alligator before I go skydiving or bungee cord jumping in Brazil. Right. You want Big Daddy's last dive filmed.
Speaker: the hell of a title right there yeah whore hunting uh maybe a little bit i'm not even surprised the marine said that because that checks that's good job bad dog mo dog that's it i i think the boars are a little less aggressive though no they're crazy up here there's a friend of mine was in town him and his wife and she was driving around i guess a boar got hit by a car and this thing because they get up to 400 pounds And she said it looked like a werewolf sitting outside a road. Just yeah kid it turn around and see what it was.
Speaker: We had them in South Carolina. And the first time I seen him one, night yeah i had to I had to stop and do a double take. Thankfully, I was driving, but it was on the side of the road. And I was i had to stop and do a double take and go what the fuck is that?
Speaker: Because they are. They are. There's some terrifying little creature. Well, not little, but. they can They're pretty terrifying creatures, and I hear they're hard to take down. I've always wanted to do it, but never had the opportunity to go boar hunting.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to take them down with a frigging rifle. You've got wrestle to the ground and get them with your Rambo knife. Just come up. You know I'm going out there. I'm going to kill the boar, you know?
Speaker: yeah that's pretty good i got I use it for my wife because ah she's like, you sound stupid. I was like, I'm not stupid. you know I'm a little punchy. I'm not stupid. There you go. Thank you, Will. There you go, Will. Good job. going to have to pay him back for that.
Speaker: One-liners are making comeback. Do you think people's short attention spans due to clips and reels cause that?
Speaker: I think the i got problem with one-liners, can you do a whole hour-long show with one-liners?
Speaker: I'm not a comedian, but that would be hard to do. Like if I tell my stories, you know, I want to take you from point A to point B and, and you know, and everything lines up, you know, this goes into this, goes into this, goes into this, goes into this, goes into this. That was good advice. Shout out to Jay Lawrence, you know, cause you don't want to be all over the place. Sometimes I'll take a sidetrack, you know, like if I'm talking about something and I mentioned like Hallmark and I go off on and why Hallmark movies are so freaking stupid, you know?
Speaker: And then I did that on a whim one time, and then that I was like, hey, that worked pretty good. So I started working on that joke. and Like, you know hey, everybody wants to go date Brad with the quarter zip on. i think, yeah, I'll be right back with that. um um I'm grabbing a pack of Newports while I'm out, too. So I'll be right back. Cheselnick does do a great job with the one-liners, but I think they're – he they're they i guess you can call them like an expanded one-liner they're not short hit it and and get out yeah type of one-liners uh it's a a little story a little build up with the one-liners so uh fizzle neck's great uh mean you can because if you can fit them in there if it if it matches your flow
Speaker: It's all good. I mean, every, every comedian is different. You've got the storytellers, you got the one-liners, you got the ones that do stories ain't true. But I think the biggest thing is what did I, who said it recently? I thought it was pretty awesome.
Speaker: He goes, you have to don't go practice your lines. Like you're reading for a role. yeah i want to i want it to feel like i'm hanging out with friends like this like if i'm telling a joke you know you're paying attention you know like it's it's natural like hey this is i'm really freaking stupid like this in real life so that's kind of summed up my entire life i'm just a big dumb animal ladies and gentlemen oh yeah um
Speaker: Yeah, he does. he he he plays He plays the silence well, too, and waits. Yeah, he sometimes Sometimes with those... And again, this is just a fan's perspective. ah Sometimes with those one-liners, you gotta to let them simmer a little bit you know before you rush right into the next one.
Speaker: Yeah. Otherwise, you know you don't give that you don't give that enough time to really hit the hit where it needs to hit. Speaking of the one-liners, this is kind of ah kind of all off, but a little bit on the same track.
Speaker: You're still kind of, youre well, you you are new to the to the comedy world. um How do you feel about the crowd work? You know, there's a lot of guys, you see them, and it goes back to the Instagrams and the reels and the shorts and TikTok and stuff like that, where that's all you see is clips of their crowd work.
Speaker: Yeah, but there's comedians that could do a whole show on crowd work because they're that good. Like Big Jay Oakerson. That's his thing. Or Matt Wright. That's is's his thing. The problem is... He isn't funny outside of crowd work.
Speaker: He might be. I've never really heard anything else besides his crowd work. it in my purpose You get somebody coming up and and they're like, oh, I'm going to do crowd work. it just doesn't freaking work. Like you gotta have something in the chamber, you know, gotta be locked and loaded with something else. Like you, yeah I could do crowd work. You know, if I see something funny I just can't let go, I'll do it. But if that doesn't work, then I can shift, you know, you got to pivot and it's gotta to be, i don't know if it doesn't work, then does it work? And you you're just up there making fucking silly noises.
Speaker: yeah Exactly. i think, it well, like you said, I mean, um Matt Wright, his crowd work is great. His actual stand-up, what I've seen of specials and stuff like that, yeah whatever. There's a gentleman out there. You said Big J. I love Big J. I think he's great. You guys can be brothers.
Speaker: Just paint your fingernails. Yeah. I'll take that. ah Michael Blaustein is another one that does phenomenal crowd work.
Speaker: probably one of the best out there that I've i've personally seen. But his stand-up is hilarious, too. He doesn't just rely on the crowd work. No, it's it's it's got to be... You got to be good at it. like yeah it's and You don't want to just start roasting people and picking. You don't want to be the villain.
Speaker: you know You want people to like you. Especially if you're just starting off. you know like I want people to enjoy me. Yeah. Shut up, MoDog.
Speaker: hu when you get real good or professional status do a new year's eve comedy show that's when you know you made it a new year's eve comedy show right yeah it's a little uh it's a little inside baseball there i feel like there's a good story yeah we had some friends do uh there was a lot of unforeseen circumstances that uh didn't help the matters none but uh We were associated, the network was associated with the New Year's Eve show this past New Year's Eve, and it just didn't go according to plan. well we but but Unfortunately. Thank God I was not on a microphone. I'll
Speaker: have to tell you that. I'll have to give you a little bit more info on that not lie. um but okay so with the crowd work stuff and i see you guys there in the chat real quick um since you've been doing comedy and and i think this this has become a i don't know it it's become worse or or if it's just been it's always been around but i think i feel like it's become worse the crowd participation where i think that they were that have you had to deal with that like people are like i'm here to be a part of the show no jackass sit down and shut the fuck up yeah right well phil brought it up so let's show saturday somebody brought a baby right that's what he said heckle by a baby
Speaker: The headliner, right, was Patrick Sisk, who's Orlando comedian, who's freaking ah outstanding. The baby started crying, and he just said, shut the fuck up. I was like, you got to be quick.
Speaker: Got to be quick.
Speaker: Shut that goddamn baby up. maybe Maybe like the scene, the baby was crying, and I was thinking about the one, the the real sad episode from M.A.S.H., You ever see that one?
Speaker: I'm trying to remember it. Since I've seen MASH. one ah the One of the guys from MASH, he's in a bus, right? And he's in the back, and somebody and this lady's got a chicken. The chicken's... but but buckck but but but And they're trying to hide because the North Koreans are going get ready to attack. He's telling the story. And then he basically, she had to put the hand over the chicken and it killed the chicken. And then you find out at the end of the show, it was a baby the whole time. You're like, mash, what are you doing? oh man. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah.
Speaker: You can't watch that. I watched that as a child. That's just not right. yeah there was no There was no rules in the We watched that shit. It was the other show that scarred me. The Day After.
Speaker: did you Do you remember that one? it's about what It was about World War III when the nukes hit America. It was called The Day After. Every single kid the next day going to school was like, we're going to die. Like...
Speaker: They want you to hide under your desks. That ain't going to help. That ain't going to help. That's not going to help. They even did that for hurricanes and tornadoes. Like, yeah, just hide your... Like, no, you're going to die. Yeah, tornadoes. I remember tornado drills. You went out to the hallway and just basically bent over and kissed your own ass in the hallway. Like, know, I'm better off. You know, Modoc said also, hey, Kaylee.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, there's some morbid stuff that goes on back there. I would love will i would love to see Big Jay, man. i um I've only seen him and um on TV and and um tell our radio. i listen I've heard him on radio shows and stuff.
Speaker: I listened to a station out of Tampa all day, every day, one or two, five, the bone and the morning guy, Mike Calta. He has a lot of comedians that, that roll through on his show. Jay's one that comes through a lot.
Speaker: Dude's fucking hilarious. Yeah. oh Yeah. So you, for you personally, how, how, how do you deal with the people who feel like they need to be a part of the show?
Speaker: but there's a line there's a line right got you got yeah like so you got drunk britney out there and she's being funny she's helping you get material and keep the crowd going but she doesn't ever cross that heckle in line if it gets past that which i have unfortunately haven't seen it but i think it's because when you're six foot seven on stage nobody's gonna say anything so i had that going for me but i've seen people like they they get they got to get escorted out like yeah if you're just being an asshole
Speaker: but i yeah haven't had anybody have a problem with me like that or having to really you know we've we we we have some drunk people but they just but like i don't know what you said mean you just keep going just shit just just get the hell out of here like speaking of professional oh jesus that guy don't you have somebody else to bother
Speaker: Housing prices just dropped. Great. that how you say it? it great? Great. Sound a little gay. Great.
Speaker: it It is pride The chat's been on point tonight. Thank you guys for you're making my job easy and kind of Go ahead, Wally. I know you're going to ask.
Speaker: Pierce in the chat, he comes in with the hard-hitting questions. Hit me up, Wally. the The hard-hitting questions. Bring it, Wally. Bring it. yeah I don't know if you're ready to handle this.
Speaker: see I'll get it.
Speaker: but but Wow. Well, my mom's just my mom is trans and a former Navy person, too.
Speaker: That's a lot to unpack. who's there Well, my sister is trans and is now my broster. So we've got something in common.
Speaker: All right. Where's Wally's question? Was he typing it? ah he was ready He was referring to the neighborhood going downhill since ah since Rocky joined the chat.
Speaker: okay but edm kind yeah I did not know that. Well, he never told me that I would have asked more questions.
Speaker: No, yeah, no. Well, you're a comedian. Let's get your scheduled. I want to talk. We can talk about our trans family members. So typically Wally, Hey, Wally, i hope you guys are doing all right, brother.
Speaker: um Hopefully everybody's doing good over there with the ah in the family and whatnot. Typically, Wally will ask all of my guests who their their biggest influence so is or you know comedians that you kind of look up to.
Speaker: Well, being 6'7", I don't look up to anybody physically. So whod be ah so when I was a kid, I always liked Rodney Dangerfield. Now, there's a guy I can do one-liners.
Speaker: He's got the greatest voice. And I love it. He's like, hey, I tell you, to get no respect, you know? On Halloween, the wife dresses the kids up like me. i tell you. It's like my wife's cooking so bad the flies fix the screens.
Speaker: I always liked him. I like Robin Williams because that guy would just natural. Like it was he would just go to town like something would pop in. Like one of the favorite things he was doing a USO tour out in I think it was in Iraq and they played taps at nighttime, you know, when they lowered a flag.
Speaker: If you're outside, you got to stand up, stand at attention, face the flag. He was halfway through his his one of his bits. You hear dude did du do everybody fucking turns around. He was like, he didn't know what was going on. You got to look it up.
Speaker: He's like, i didn't know you know. Everybody just started looking over that way. It's like, oh, they're coming.
Speaker: Glick is 7'2". We're not down at the bottom of the chat yet. Yeah. He's not very good with measurements. He's also only four foot one so I probably do come across this. That's adorable. It's like uppies. Yeah, pretty much. You got to put him in a car seat when he rides with you. You get a ticket.
Speaker: No, usually just put him in the trunk. Two years. Ed McCombat remixes.
Speaker: Yeah. He's late for the show. He's on different people's time. Okay.
Speaker: That's funny. Well, and, in in you know, we're not too far off in age, so we kind of grew up in that generally you know like The comedians we had growing up, whether Robin Williams or Dangerfield or Carlin, Kenison, which maybe I'm too young. Maybe I never really she just screamed a lot.
Speaker: Maybe I don't understand. He had some good bits. so one One of my favorite Kenison bits. and It was funny then, but I think they took it to heart and because of the immigration stuff. Because he goes...
Speaker: he goes, what are you doing? You live in the desert. Nothing's going to grow. This is sand. It's sand. Yeah. yeah They're like, all right, Sam can't say we'll come over to America. Yeah. Um, are there any guys that are, that are out there now that you, that you really enjoy? Um,
Speaker: Oh, yeah. that Guys I've worked with, i just I just did a show with Taylor Clark. That dude's freaking awesome. He's a pro skater that turned comedian.
Speaker: Lance Weiss, who's come down. he always He's up in New York where always comes down to his East Coast run. We always do stuff together. Shout out shrimp. and He's not a shrimp, but he likes shrimp.
Speaker: ah Patrick Sisk, who I just worked with the other night, who's freaking amazing. Uh, my friend Jay Posh, he's awesome. God, there's so many good comedians down here that I just love working with. And they're all of them are different style. And I, you know take a little bit from everybody. I'm like, Oh, I liked the way you did that. You know, i like the way, you know, I had a problem when I started starting.
Speaker: I was going full blast and I would step on like everybody was laughing, but I would keep going with a joke and they wouldn't miss that. So now I can shoot it. have them laugh, make a face, show them my butt flex a little for the ladies and then go on to the next bit.
Speaker: You're not showing your butt for the ladies. Only on only fans. on Only bills. Only bills. Yeah. That's a good one.
Speaker: There you go. Shut up, Rocky. And and the guys that you know started about the same time I did, and you could just see the progression. you know Like my buddy Brandon Follett, who was in here.
Speaker: He's a Navy guy, and he's also a fireman. Happy you Pride, Brandon. Yeah.
Speaker: chair look over a raing is a
Speaker: Lance, do you have anybody that you
Speaker: that you would love to do a tour with or go on the road with or anything like that? You got like a bucket list of guys you'd like to work with? i like a I like Mark Norman. I would love to go do couple shows with him.
Speaker: he's pretty great and uh he had he just had a documentary like at that he made because i did he did like a bunch of shows that were canceled and came back and then he was just he just did this to the documentary about him hitting all the mics in new york city working on his bits and he would say okay i could change this to change this oh yeah that's my wife twenty belongdes to me good but the boss is here now you better act right yeah
Speaker: it is a nice butt it's the money maker
Speaker: i would think you're And the booty shaker. There you go. Wow, that was the first time my wife ever joined a chat. I think she's she's breaking records tonight. Hey, she likes me. Congratulations. My bad. He's a funny yeah guy. He got jokes.
Speaker: and moda
Speaker: ah he's a funny guy got jokes I just about is out to lunch, signed vinyl before I got onto the stream. Yeah. it And I just like, and that guy all the comedians, everybody's different, which I like.
Speaker: You know, the comedians I don't like the ones that get political. Because I try to stay out of that, you know. My politics are my politics. You don't they don't ever want to divide a room.
Speaker: Right? You don't ever want like, if i drop If I drop a political joke, it's going to piss everybody off. That's what I'm going to do. ah
Speaker: No, that's kind of my my stance with like doing the podcast. and That's why we wait we stay away from politics and religion, ah but we also at the same time will will will tiptoe around them.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Because instantly, but whether the joke's funny or not, you know depending upon where you are, if you don't know your room, or your location, you could divide half of your audience. And then got half of them that love you and half of them that are waiting to string you up as soon as you leave the bar. Yeah.
Speaker: Yep. um
Speaker: oh yeah show the guns show the guns
Speaker: glitz comedy lounge number one ah and wives hashtag blessed hello i appreciate you sticking around and watching we've been all over the place that usually usually uh Usually the we are wicked kind of stay on topic, but I like Bill. Bill's bill's got kind of the same on the same interstate I'm on that looks like a bowl of spaghetti.
Speaker: Brother, we're driving the back roads, man. They're in the dirt roads. Next topic. at What's your favorite dinosaur, everybody? There you go. Nobody asks that anymore. money i remember when Remember when you were a kid, you were like, dude, what's your favorite dinosaur? You're like, frickin' T-Rex. Like, mine's a raptor.
Speaker: o but now it's like, know, ask it now. my My son asked me that the other day, and I had to stop and think for a minute. and and i And it reminded it like took me back to being in a kid, I was like, oh, I've always been a big fan of the ankylosaurus.
Speaker: And it was like, don't they eat plants? i was like, yeah, but they had a big fuckin' spiked ball on their tail that they could take out pretty tight him pretty yeah and they had a big hard shell they were they were cool they were covered in spikes they were pretty badass so yeah you know funny i love dinosaurs love them and you're like oh you're autistic i'm not autistic i was i'm I wasn't vaccinated that much, you know?
Speaker: Welcome up. Will and I are on the same page right there. Ankylosaurus. There you go. And he spelt it. Did you have to Google that, Will? have no idea if that's spelled correct or not. I'm going to say you nailed it. I would have fucked that up because I can't spell. like ill I guess when get my phone, i'll I'll put it on the Google.
Speaker: We can use the voice. And I'll be like, Ankylosaurus. Giganotosaurus. Nice one. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: no way i say i'll say hegan source copy and pasted yeah Hashtag soulmates, Will. ah Trans family members, same favorite dinosaur. Did we just become best friends? Lovers. happy friend oh Only in the night.
Speaker: Cosmoseratops. Are you making shit up now, Rocky? Jesus Christ.
Speaker: but like a lot of jesus great Isn't that a lesbian dinosaur? Like a lot of puss. Cash, what's your favorite dinosaur?
Speaker: Oh, now he doesn't know. We stumped the 12-year-old. We play Ark for like 10,000 hours. i don't even know what Ark is. Good answer. Well, he said no.
Speaker: Thanks problems.
Speaker: A Spinosaurus. Wait. Hold on. It's pronounced Jiga, not Jiga. It's the same thing. Maybe it's Jiga, not yeah yeah that Giga.
Speaker: Jiga? Jiga, please.
Speaker: YouTube sensors just went, what did talking about dinosaurs.
Speaker: I know an arcade. I've never played it. It's a fun game. or do Spinos are dope. Spinos are dope. Like Will Smith. but ah i was I was disappointed in the last Jurassic Park movie.
Speaker: don't know if you've seen it. I wanted that family to get eaten by the T-Rex so bad. don't even remember what the last one was called. I'm still on the first one. I watched the first one. was like, this is pretty cool.
Speaker: I started watching the second one. I was like, oh, this is just the first one all over again. And then I watched the remake, the first one of the with with Star-Lord in it. Yeah, yeah. and Chris Pratt. Yeah. ah They're the same movies. It's just dinosaurs. oh Let's bring dinosaurs back and put them... What? It's a different story.
Speaker: yeah They brought dinosaurs back to life. They put them in an amusement park. Oh, no. The dinosaurs got out and they started eating people. They did it six times. It's kind of like Fast and Furious. We have fast cars. They go fast.
Speaker: Now, a new dinosaur movie coming out. It's got Yuma Gregor in it. where his section of his neighborhood goes back in time. Oh, yeah. didn't even know. The power goes off, and they're like, what's going on? i don't know. We got no power. And then next thing know, they're in pre-store time.
Speaker: Yeah, that looks that like into the street, into the road, something like that. Cash and I seen a preview for that, and he said that you would but we would all have to go see that. did Bring it up. Bring it up. Bring it up. thats Yeah, man.
Speaker: I like dinosaurs. We're all autistic. apparently Yeah, Wally has dinosaurs that live in his house. titles No, he's got like dragons and dinosaurs. I don't know.
Speaker: They're going to eat him one at some point. nice drastic work world i don't know what it was i mean dinosaur yeah i don't hate dinosaurs i think dinosaurs are cool but there we go glick a source yeah yeah goddamn right now i'm a dinosaur i'm no longer a sasquatch too quickly i didn't say they weren't cool they are cool just Now I'm pissed off the fucking Harry Potter nerds. Now I'm pissed off the dinosaur nerds. That's a great idea. yeah let's Let's piss off somebody else. Who are we going to next?
Speaker: look We're not going to talk about politics and religion because we don't want to divide our audience. Bring up dinosaurs. Fucking dinosaurs.
Speaker: I punched out a dinosaur one time. You what? I punched out a dinosaur one time. You punched out a dinosaur? Yeah. no that old I lived down in Charleston. Do you know alligators can climb?
Speaker: Yes. I didn't. My brother, so by our house where i grew up in St. Pete, there's a Sawgrass Lake Park. it And so you's you go in, you got the water, you see the alligators, and you're like, this is cool. And then there's like a boardwalk that kind of goes over the swampy area.
Speaker: and Well, there was a tree like this. a gator like a three-foot gator decide come up and he's like even with the boardwalk like you're not safe anymore guys mixing know they can learn to open doors yeah i i did not know and uh we had a pawn a retention pawn uh in the back uh back of my house when lived in charleston now mind you we had you know, the privacy fence.
Speaker: And you walk out of my garage onto the back patio, into the backyard. And literally when you come off the patio, right, there's the the fence. Like it's right beside you. I came out there one night, may or may not have had more beers than I should have.
Speaker: And just corner my eye, I see this thing with its head over my fence. Natural reaction. I just swing an uppercut. As soon as I hit it and it hit the ground, I realized what it was. So you hit him with the street fighter? You're like, hey, Eugen. Just straight uppercut, knocked him off the fence. He was a little guy, nothing like probably about three, four foot, little guy.
Speaker: But when he hit the ground, I realized what it was. So then I had to grab my phone and Google alligators climbing because I didn't know it was a thing. yeah That just adds to another layer of why they are terrifying monsters. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah they were They were getting close to being extinct when I was a kid. And then they put they put them on, and now they're just, they're not even on the endangered species list anymore. Like, good job, alligators.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Yeah, Keith Richards probably remembers dinosaurs. He probably had his neighbor. Like, I remember the anglosauruses. They were next to me. Good people. Never took their trash out. Yeah, goats can climb.
Speaker: super gators no down in char i learned a lot about uh gators living down there um like they'll let them live in neighborhoods until they get up to about six feet long until they eat somebody's dog and then they relocate them and i was like oh there's like an alligator farm that's cool relocates like a alligator witness protection No, they relocate ah you relocate them to the local restaurants and and down at the market where you but get your belts and purses and boots that are made out. That's where they're relocated to. I'm like, well, that's kind of fucked up. they they kind of do They kind of do kidnap them. They throw the bag over their head, throw them in the van, they're like, let's go.
Speaker: ah Traffic the gators. Click is a terrifying monster. Oh, calm down, Rocky.
Speaker: Keith is just a dinosaur. I wouldn't mind hunting alligators. and You watch that swamp people on History Channel. You ever watch that down in New Orleans? Yeah. that I just want to... What is that thing called? A boomstick or whatever they use?
Speaker: They use a... One of them is this a shotgun shell on the end of a stick and they just go put duke right on the alligator's head. But the the guys that are freaking badass are the ones that are just has like the 22 rifle and it's like, pow, JFK, that thing.
Speaker: Gator minding his own business. Where'd hit you from? The grassy knoll.
Speaker: swear to God, man, the bullet curved. Curve the bullet. But think that'd be fun to hook a gator up like they do because they put the chicken out there with a big-ass hook, let it all sit and then they go back, and then they sit, oh, it's underwater, and they're just pulling this freaking 12-footer up. Like, ah.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, but I'm also at the same size. I'm also going, why? yeah Like, they don't have many other predators out there that hunt alligators.
Speaker: so it's It's out of control. There's a lot of them. some Some rivers up here in Georgia. You can go and you see like 30 of them just floating in the water. yeah're Like, we're going to go kayaking now. Okay.
Speaker: All right, ready? Gator hunting or bungee jumping in Brazil? I'm going gator hunting all day long, but however I'm going to take my chances bungee jumping over canoeing through a the river with 100 gators just kind of hanging all the way.
Speaker: It's, it's, well well, I'll see if I can find the video again. I'll say, I'll text you the link, but it's this couple, uh, older couple too. I think like in their sixties, they go camping in Georgia and they just go kayaking up the river or canoeing up the river and they find a camp spot, but he went, it was at nighttime. They set up the camp and he just goes out there with a spotlight. And all you see is glowing eyes. Yeah. He counted 30 gators around him.
Speaker: Wow. was like, I'm, I'm not sleeping. No, I'm good. and wake up with a gator spooning you and whispering in your ear like, I'm going to eat your ass tonight.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: ah Wow. I think going to take the drop in a bar soap in prison over the little spoon to a gator. Yeah. You're like, your name is Brittany now. Okay.
Speaker: I don't live under a rock. I just didn't know that alligators could climb. Hey, can we take a timeout? I got to use the the restroom real quick. Discuss something. What is it? Talk amongst yourselves. Talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker: Mingle. They're just swamp puppies, guys. They're just swamp puppies. s Calm down. so i mean, I'm down. I want to go gator hunting. I just don't want a canoe down a river full of... Flick does not sleep under what it
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Speaker: but do not sleep in there. Oh, Rocky Blanket. Do I? i don't I don't know. You tell me. Are you a comedian?
Speaker: Kayla's glicks a little screen until she feels a sport. Shout out to my wife who's still watching. This is as long as she's watched a show that wasn't on Hallmark. Yeah.
Speaker: ah Morgan from Maps Photos is back next Monday. Nice. Hell yeah.
Speaker: I'll take that as a win. My wife usually hates podcasts, but she likes you. Thank you. Like and subscribe.
Speaker: Yeah, somebody likes me.
Speaker: like drank three waters since we've been doing this. This is number three. i This is part of the reason I do you know i am up every 45 minutes after I do a show because I'd sit here and I'd drink a pop and then I have two, maybe three of these during a show.
Speaker: What are those? awesome just Just water. Just water. forty Like my little 40-ounce tumbler. but Not a little. I drink like 60 ounces or 80 ounces. I'm not mathing very well, but a lot of water.
Speaker: Rock, coming soon. Yeah, probably like your album too, Rock. but but Rock reacts. that That would be cool. That's what you got to on here. I like those videos where they're doing and they show a little funny Instagram videos and then they make jokes about it.
Speaker: Yeah. So we, we've got, you know, a whole mess of shows that we do here. Rocky's going to be coming on. He's going he's going to new host with a new show where he's just going to, everybody's sending them in clips and stuff. And his, his wife who is not a fan of me.
Speaker: Yeah. know but I don't know why. i don't understand it. But um she reviews the videos to make sure they're YouTube friendly.
Speaker: So. Well, that'll happen eventually. What bill does. Quick. Only man. handss I did it for my friend's wife. She was like, we went on a trip. She's like, ah I need to bring a fan. I need to bring a fan for the Airbnb. And I'm like, she goes, where do I, you know, where should I get one? i was like, well, there's only one site and that's all they sell is fans.
Speaker: Look them up. Look it up. I dare you. I call her a white Russian devil. Get it right. Is your wife Russian?
Speaker: Yeah, he he he purchased her online. All right, all right. Did you get a Groupon deal, how does that work?
Speaker: So...
Speaker: shit, thank you again, Will. Appreciate it. Will's like, I want a co-host. What's the worst part about comedy? What's the best? What do you... Leave in rock, paper, scissors.
Speaker: Hmm. always go rock because fucking rock. yeah Worst part. ah Scheduling your life around comedy because I like comedy so much, but i also love my wife and, you know, I got to balance it out.
Speaker: you know, when she wants to cuddle with big sexy. ah Yeah, be around. Yeah. And the best part of comedy is all the new friends that I'm making, you know?
Speaker: Yeah. I like the best one of the best things is the after, uh, when all the comedians hang out, you know, like, uh, shooting the shit, telling stories. They're just listening. Cause they're always funny.
Speaker: The comedy hang. Yeah. I was gonna, I was gonna ask you, um, Good answer, Hubby. I was really expecting the the best thing about comedy is three to four days a week I get away from her.
Speaker: she's on the chat. there's now i'm not going to say that. Blink twice if you're in danger. it blin twice if you're in danger the
Speaker: It was a good deal. got ah So it sounds like... this is ah I'm always curious about this because you always hear the horror stories in entertainment, but from the way you talk, it sounds like you the the comedy community is a really good community and you guys all kind of, for the most part, are there to look out for each other and and and kind of help each other.
Speaker: like that. um like it's like that like you're not There's no... There's no competition because you all got the same goal. At least I'm like that. you know We always hear the horror stories like you know whether it's comedy or music or whatever.
Speaker: Oh man, so-and-so would run his granny over with a bus if they could get ahead of you. you know but there's what's What's ahead of me? Another stage?
Speaker: Yeah. I look at it this way, man. There's no shortage of state for free for for you guys. There's no shortage of stages. You know, if if your area is oversaturated with comedians and it's hard to get a show, go somewhere else.
Speaker: yeah you know You know, it's not like, oh God, we all a sudden have not enough stages for all the comedians that are out there.
Speaker: No, there's never, there's always shit going on, always. And then so many other comedians out there, like, you know, the guys that run River City Comedy, they put on some good shows. You know, we're getting there. we're We're learning. You know, we'll have a show. We're like, yeah, let's do it different. You know, let's instead of putting eight comedians, let's longer sets, four comedians. You know, we've got to make it more bang for your buck, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: And it's cool that like everybody talks like, you know, i'll have somebody come on on Den and Mike show, you know, and then I'll go on somebody else's show. And it just and I sometimes it's nice. You know, if I'm if it's a Den and Mike show, then I'm like worried about, OK, I got that sound systems working right. I got the spotlight up. I got, you know, don't fucking go over your time. Don't do that.
Speaker: You know. But when I'm on a show that somebody else is doing, I just got to show up and be funny. Yeah. pretty nice Rocky's got a two part question. What was your first standup set like? And also, uh, what's the hardest part of being funny professional?
Speaker: professionally. That's a good question. My first my first open mic that did, there wasn't a lot of people there, so usually open mics, you do three minutes or five minutes sets. I did 12. I knew it was coming, and I always had these stories in my head, so I just kind of wrote them out.
Speaker: I used the golden rule, you know, and 12 minutes, and i was freaking nervous. like i got i was I still smoked at the time, so I went, I think I smoked a half a pack of cigarettes. I was pacing, like, all right, I got to do it, got to do it.
Speaker: What was the other question? What was the hardest part of being funny professionally? It's not hard. i I mean, the hardest part is making sure your jokes hit and that everybody's happy.
Speaker: And I always tell people like one of the the biggest things that kind of like hit me with doing this. ah the the local mic here. we We used to do it every week. ah And every other week, these two ladies would come in from Yulee in Florida to come up and see me.
Speaker: right i hate they they They said, wellre come up and see you because you're funny. Well, one day I see them walking out of the parking lot. I'm like, hey, girls, what's up? And they look at me and the one lady older, she looks sad. I was like, what's going on? You feeling you have a shitty day? And she goes, I had to bury my son today and I need this comedy tonight.
Speaker: And I was like,
Speaker: ah I was like, God damn. All right. well that's It just means a lot that you put your son in the ground, had your son's funeral, and you came to see me tonight because you needed a good laugh.
Speaker: Laughter is the best medicine. I got to say, Kathleen might have won the chat for the night. She wants you to do a super chat. No, that's my money. Never mind. but My favorite part about comedy is that three to four nights a week, I don't have to cook dinner. or Do all the shows he wants.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah, she is a good cook. I had to lose weight because of her. She fattened me up. We got married. and She's like just, I like them fluffy.
Speaker: Hey,
Speaker: I'm not. I'm not. Rocky. Rocky's got the hard hitting questions tonight. In the two years since you've been doing comedy, how ah how has it changed? has How has comedy changed since you started? Yeah. It's only been two years, Rocky.
Speaker: i mean me i changed a lot like i feel like it's like i don't know it's it's hard to explain like i i kind of grew different you know more confident you know some like you know feel like you know like a baseball player first baseball player just crushing and he's like everybody loves him and like that's how i'm so i'm good at it i like it well i think it's i think it's also i mean you know one of the biggest things as an entertainer you want to be able to grow and adapt, find your voice, find your, you know, you don't want to be doing the same thing that you did two years ago when you were at that open mic, you know, unless it doesn't work for you. And then if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Speaker: Yeah, and like everything I write changes. like Something that I said two years ago is formed into a different joke or a different bit. And it's it's still there. just And then I'll come up with something new. like I'll just write down one word. you know like That's just what I'm to do tonight.
Speaker: right And I write down my set, memorize it, and then I just go with what I know and something always comes out. And I'm like, that's why I record myself. i'm like, i I don't remember what I said, but it must have been pretty good because they were laughing their asses off.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: it just shut off moed off Have you ever done a New Year's Eve show? ah Not yet. Not yet. What? what kind of starts talking. I know what he's doing. I'll have to fill in on that one. Cam Patterson rocks clips.
Speaker: Shane Gillis hosting SNL. Tom Brady roast all changed comedy in a major way. Kevin Hart roast to do SNL dropped the ball on Shane Gillis and they have been trying to pick that fumble up ever since.
Speaker: That was their loss, man. Yeah. I think was probably better. He wasn't outside of life. Yeah. I was just going to say, I think their loss, his game, because I feel like he would have been held back a lot and we may not get the shame that we have now. I love Shane Gillis. I think he's fucking hysterical.
Speaker: Yeah, i like and you know, he he does he feels like real. like He's like that probably normally when he's up there talking. i'd be like That's how I want to feel. Like, hey, the same stories I'm telling you on stage is how I am when we're off stage.
Speaker: No, yeah i think I think when you've i think even when you reached a point where it's just natural, a it's almost that's almost a certain level of of success, you know.
Speaker: most Most savage comeback you've ever given a heckler?
Speaker: Hmm. That's good one. i don't I have not had a lot of hecklers. um Oh, somebody said I was a narcissist. Like, you're a narcissist. I'm like, no shit. That's why I'm up here. so He once tore a guy's arm off and often beat him half to death with it.
Speaker: Rocky, you can ask all the questions you want, buddy. That's what the chatterbox is there. I got a question. Everybody calling you Rocky, but that's not your name on here. Thone me off. Well, EDM, so Rocky is a musician, producer, songwriter, singer, does a little bit of everything across the board.
Speaker: EDM Combat Remix is his YouTube channel, but his name's Rocky. Okay. Well, Rock Lee, but we call him Rocky. he's my He's my little brother. All right. You have to see the family resemblance. We're almost identical.
Speaker: but Kathleen said that your self-esteem has changed the most. It's incredible to watch someone live their dreams for the first time. Hell yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, I do wish I would have started a long time ago because like most these guys, like I've been comedy for like 20 years and I'm doing the math. I'm going to be fucking dead 20 So.
Speaker: see she take
Speaker: life expectancy is not right i thought about like last time had a colonoscopy they say every 10 years one time going to your colonoscopy man they're like tell us see you in 10 years i'm like no you won't no not if i'm lucky but rocky is a stripper stage name fish station this there's another joke i want to work on that i've done before to open mic You know how you got, you go to regular strip club and like the girls, they're named after like cool cars, you know, like gentlemen, put your dollars on stage next on it's Mercedes, right?
Speaker: Let's just say you go to strip club and it's all bigger women, you know, gentlemen, put your hands together next on center stage. It's Escalade. nice and my daughter gave me one she said optimus prime like roll out oh gentlemen she she protected the all spark it's optimus prime i think that's the time that you're the wrong strip club ah well the right strip club i whatever you're into that's the fucking two in the afternoon thing like you're just
Speaker: What do you do? What do you do? A lot of kids are at school. Those are the Tuesday afternoon amputees.
Speaker: It's like, yeah, where do you go and put the dollar? Just put it in my wooden leg. a That's how i feel. When I was 14, I won most witty superlative in sixth grade. Took me 20 years to realize I want to do comedy.
Speaker: Well, you're still young. Yeah, they'll say, you you see. but
Speaker: No, he hates it, Rocky. do i Is that a question? Do I like crowd work or like crowd work? I think it's a question. Do you like crowd work?
Speaker: I do when it works out. you know I don't force it. It it comes natural. like you gotta to if If somebody says something funny, you can add on to it. Yeah. think goes Hey, you know what? Don't knock the strip club buffet or buffet.
Speaker: um some of them Some of them are, we were just talking about that the other night. Old strip club buffets. we had one We had one here in Columbus, man. Sundays for, they did the football games all day long and they had a great buffet.
Speaker: Steaks. at Steak and ribs and all kinds of shit. and It was good. They had a hell thing there in the kitchen. It's fun. You take a the strip club and then merge it with a golden corral.
Speaker: That'd be pretty cool. I still like strip clubs then. The one that we got here in Jack's, one of them, they if you mention it, they got good hamburgers. like Probably the best hamburgers.
Speaker: I was like, it's good reason to go. You could say, hey, where are you going? I'm going with the boys. We're going to go get hamburgers. We'll get some burgers.
Speaker: random moments like Yeah, I think yeah i think i think but think some of the best crowd work is just organic crowd work or it just happens spontaneously and it's not forced.
Speaker: No. yeah No, because you gotta have us still got to have jokes. Night, buddy. Love you. Night. She used the bathroom before go. That's what my mom always told me.
Speaker: here that yeah strip club buffet where you can get gonorrhea and bread pudding all under the same roof at least oh man I read that just fine ah I'm pretty sure that says Ike crowd work or Kika is that Indian? Kika crowd work yeah crowd work strong then you fixed it like crowd work we forgot the question mark yeah don't come to me if i'm if i'm correcting your grammar you know you fucked up because i've i've said it for the last 45 years i have brutalized the english language ate it my bitch
Speaker: Man, we've been going for two hours. That's quick. I know. It's easy. Shows about the shows go about two hours. and A lot of people are like, how what what are we going to talk about for two hours? yeah Just follow my el lead, sunshine. i got this.
Speaker: Yeah, I got so much crap running around in my head, I talk for hours. That's that's the problem because I try to keep it tight, which we will we we will will get ready to here wrap it up. But the cool thing about it is the guests that I like or guests that i we're having a lot of fun with,
Speaker: the door's always open to come back down the road and and catch up. So obviously, you know, I got, I got the wife stamp of approval tonight. So that's a, that's a win.
Speaker: Thank you. Yeah. That's pretty all right guy. ah Don't watch Saturday nights, Kathleen. She won't like you. You will not like me. Well, yeah I'm fine. It's the people I associate with. They're degenerates.
Speaker: Saturday nights is our free-for-all show. We do a six-hour show on Saturday nights. I see. He said, do your best joke. come ah does ah does your best joke come from precise writing or random moments like crowd work see did he say that I must have missed it oh I missed it I'm sorry Rocky yeah he did say that there's like all kinds of ways to do a joke like if you tell a story and they think you're gonna go this way and then you just hit him hit him with the curveball yeah
Speaker: Ego, ego, shut up. You're jealous.
Speaker: His best jokes come from living with me because she's, yeah, my wife's crazy. but but let's just say I like how she says, slightly insane, and you're like, yeah, she's fucking crazy. Yeah.
Speaker: it ah No, it really does. i with the chat When the chat's ah active and engaged and going, I love it. That's why we do the live shows. I mean, because I could... I'm not a fan of just pre-recording stuff. I love the the live atmosphere, and you never know what's going to happen. And when the chat's going and and that you guys are engaged and adding your two cents, it makes it makes for a great show.
Speaker: Everybody will be there Saturday, Jay.
Speaker: sinces it' it's she she hate does She come out. My husband's going to come out and tell jokes. You guys don't be mean to him. you love She's very judgy with other comedians because she'll laugh. I know like some people she likes and then some people go out there she's just like mean mugging them. Why are you here?
Speaker: addition You should reconsider. Go bungee jumping Brazil. jail yeah he just told me i was terrible he didn't tell me to do all that
Speaker: no um bill it was awesome having you on dude i would love to have you back again down the road yeah i'm always yeah let me know when this is awesome i appreciate the invite this is great yeah well i i didn't know what to expect from this show and it's been it's been great a lot of great comedians have come on and And hopefully you got a lot more scheduled. but your Favorite, right? 100%. Ask your wife. What's your wife think? i don't What do you think?
Speaker: Am I your favorite? Comedian I've had on.
Speaker: Yeah, totally. it was it was great she too but she said I think she's about half a asleep. She's like, huh? Wait, what? You're still doing a show? Shit.
Speaker: Oh, Mo Dog's bouncing. all right, Mo Dog, I'll catch you later. It's it for five, brother. Mo Dog, love you, brother. Have a good one, man. This is a lot of fun, man. This is a lot of fun.
Speaker: Kathleen said, I do stare everyone down. It's hard to make me laugh. wait I live with the funniest guy on the planet. I keep her on her toes. Hey, I, you know, I and got yelled at the other night because my girlfriend said something to me.
Speaker: I can't remember what it was. And I just came back with a smart ass comment. And she's like, you can never just answer with a serious question. You're not married. So is that your wife or you your girlfriend? What's going on here?
Speaker: Girlfriend. I'm a friend. Did it just slip out? I'm your wifey. What? Oh, okay. Wifey. my I'm to start introducing my wife as my ex-girlfriend.
Speaker: What's that? Yeah. by the same damn roll yeah oh the kids were talking about ah marriage what wait what was that we talked about marriage and you're like yeah you are i think they asked if we were getting married or something the other day they're like yeah you are guess that's been there you go so it's an arranged marriage
Speaker: this was very fun oh thank you i'm glad that uh i'm glad that uh this was your first podcast you stuck around for and that you enjoyed it technically true i mean it is true it's same rules applies and just not made official yet we'll get there one day but yeah there's there's no unfortunately there's no filter between here and and it's and it's my point My head is 900,000 miles an hour in 60 different directions.
Speaker: So I'm always off the rails. Kayla just told you. Wally said, Kayla just told you. Because Wally's a bitch.
Speaker: who ah yeah I hope I'd make you laugh. I was surprised at the open mic. Does it happen every other week? Southern Riverwalk. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker: There you go. everyone likes so yeah There you go, Will. No, Bill, like I said, it was it was awesome having you on, man. I was i was actually, um you can you when you when you talk to someone through text, it's it's sometimes it's hard to get a read on people.
Speaker: Yeah. There's other times where it's like, oh, yeah, they're going to be fun. They're going to be a cool guest. you know We're going to have Yeah.
Speaker: So I was looking forward to tonight. ah So I do want to thank you again. before Before we jump off here, I got a couple things I want to ask you.
Speaker: Yep. First and foremost, the most important thing, where can people find you on their social medias? And what do you got coming up in the future? Show-wise. Break out my phone. So social medias, you can just look me up, Bill Huebner on Facebook, and it's easy to find because there's not a lot of me. Oh, by the way, thank you for spelling my name right. To all the comedians that can't spell my name right, fuck off. Look it up.
Speaker: um Let's see. I got some gigs coming up. i got We're doing a painting with a twist this Friday down in Jack's. It's where the the ladies come in. They drink wine. They make candles, and then we tell them jokes while the candles are drying.
Speaker: who Yeah. Trade wins. We got Father's Day. Let's see. What else? I got a tour coming up. It's called United We Stand Up Tour with my buddy Jay Lawrence. and He's a New York guy.
Speaker: ah There's like six of us on the show. And we're going to be going all over South Carolina up by your old neck in the woods. A bunch of spots at Georgia. The big one is August fifth It'll be at the Punch Lines in Atlanta, which I'm pretty stoked for that.
Speaker: And then the Emma Kelly Theater in Georgia. That's like a big theater. I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, it's this is great. you know and There's some other good news coming. I don't want to spoil it, but when we lock stuff in, I'll let everybody know. But if you come on, follow me on. It's...
Speaker: big daddy 742 underscore comedy on instagram and i always post my upcoming shows and flyers on there and maybe a sexy picture of me working out for the ladies that's right i mean my wife i mean my wife that's why i go to the instagram page workout voters that like in all the pictures like like like no that's awesome man i that Best of luck on the tour and everything like that. If you get up these parts, make sure you let me know so we can come out and and support you and check you on the show. Or if we get down your neck of the woods, ah definitely be seeing if you're doing something somewhere so we can come in and then support you. Bring your girlfriend and your wife. That'd be pretty cool. Bring your girlfriend and my wife. I'm going to get sad. I didn't say anything.
Speaker: Don't spicy face me. ah ah We'll get in the spicy face.
Speaker: um No, make sure you guys give Bill a follow. Check him out. Show him some love. While you're at it, check us out. Bio.lake slash nonsensicalnetwork. Check out all the shows. Wally will be back next week. Unfortunately, um shitty things happen in life, and he's taking the week off.
Speaker: ah But Wally will be back next week. And next Tuesday and Wednesday, if I can find my calendar here, I have... Leah, oops, that's this week. Leah Martin-Brown on Glick's House of Music. Well, rock her chick. go Come and hang out with us.
Speaker: and And Mika Carey next week here in the lounge talking all the comedy and all that fun stuff. ah No sexy pics. Too late.
Speaker: but They're already there. and And if you make them take them down, I've screenshotted them. The rollback. Yeah.
Speaker: Bill, again, thank you. look forward to watching this journey that you're on in your comedy career and having you back on down the road. well I got to get through all these comedians that I have lined up and then reach back out and have you back on and and in the future if you're if you want to come back on.
Speaker: Last thing before I let you go, before we get out of here, cause I've said my piece, ah this is a double, this is a two-part question. But the same question at the same time for any comedians that are thinking about getting into comedy.
Speaker: What's your advice? Also, the second part of it is like ah just general life advice. Maybe something somebody told you a long time ago or something you've figured out in all your years. If you want to get into comedy, you know, watch other comedians learn the craft, learn how to write, read a comedy book, you know.
Speaker: Learn how to, like, there's plenty of things where they talk about how they write comedy. Learn it. Practice it. Hit the open mics. you know hit you know You'll get better. if you keep If you love it, you'll get better.
Speaker: And then life stuff. hu I like, what was it? There's a movie called Jackie Brown, directed by Quentin Tarantino. There's a line in the movie that I always like to say, two tears in a bucket, fuck it.
Speaker: Hell yeah. I dig it. Again, thank you very much. Guys, check out Bill Huebner. If you can't find him on social media for some weird reason, I've tagged him everywhere.
Speaker: Everywhere I can. So it'll make it real easy for you guys. buy We've also got it in the chat for you guys as well. Will, thank you for the super chats. Greatly appreciated, brother.
Speaker: um And a that goes a long way in helping us keep these keep these lights on for this here show. So with that being said, I'm going to hit these buttons. working at the flock out of here nice be good or be good at it baby uh we're gonna show up with a little heather to the max with panic she was my guest last night so a little music for her see you guys later bill have a great one man thank you man i'll see you yes sir
Speaker: I don't wanna carry it, I'd rather stay home instead My favorite place to be is in my bed
Speaker: Before the panic, I would still stay home So I'm not losing my mind
Speaker: There's a mess, hysteria, I don't want to bury you, I'd rather stay home instead. Yeah, better off being broken alone than sick or dead.
Speaker: And what would you do if the virus broke through and you needed
Speaker: I won't I won't I won't when we
Speaker: It's a nice hysteria I don't wanna bury ya I'd rather stay home instead Yeah, better off being broken alone Than civil death
Speaker: And what would you do If the virus broke through And you needed a helping hand Well, just a fight for your right To live free
Speaker: I want, I want, I want Panic
