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Nonsensical Nonsense: Glicksquatch Sights &Witty Surprises
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Join us here on The Nonsensical Network for another wild episode of onsensical Nonsense, where the legendary Glicksquatch steps out of the shadows and into the spotlight. Expect chaos, questionable decisions, lots of laughs . Whether you're a believer, a doubter,or just here for the laughs pull up a chair and join us for a night where logic takes a vacation and Nonsense punches the clock
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Introduction and Setting the Tone
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Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense
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At the end of the day,
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you already know who runs this place.
Captivating Song and Big Ben Sasquatch
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Hey! Walking slow
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with the whole room tense Big boots don't make the floorboards bend Nonsensical network on the screen flash red Everybody talk to click show instead
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Outrage, whole crowd locked when he hit the stage. Talk real loud till the lights go black. Then the Sasquatch coming and they can't talk back.
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Leather Jacket, muddy boots, hands up high. Middle fingers pointing straight at the sky. He don't need approval, don't care what they say. Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day.
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And whether they love him or hate him instead. He's still living rent free inside they head. At the end of the
Nonsensical Network Growth and Weekly Recap
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day. I'm still standing here.
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Big Ben Sasquatch. Yeah, the name.
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And get out my way. Blick hit the building.
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stay. Whole room freeze when the red light glow. Blick walk in and he already know. Nonsensical network built from the ground.
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Now the whole damn crew got a powerful sound talk. With the Sasquatch grinning and roasted Everybody sitting next to him Half the crowd cheer, half the crowd mad But they all tune in cause the chaos too bad And whether they love him or hate him instead still live rent free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big bad Sasquatch Yeah, the name they fear
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What's going on, motherfuckers? What up, Cheddar's Box? Shaman in the building. We found Jedi. He was MIA last week, but I think we might have found him.
00:03:51
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Nah, little bitch. I ain't late to my own show. If you would have been paying attention, you would have known i changed the start time to
Audience Participation and Technical Difficulties
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8 p.m. from now on. So suck it. Ha ha ha.
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Song is straight fire. J-Devil and ability. What's going on, brother? hey Hey, that's me. What's up, Chatter's Box? Yes, I am the man. Thank you. Thank you.
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ah Wow. You know, I have that effect on Jedi. He likes to rub off from me. I mean, what?
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didn't make a pretty badass song. I'm not going to lie. It is a pretty badass song. It's replaced the last badass song that you made. Hey, what's going on, Ty? How you doing? um Jedi?
00:04:40
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First of all, what's going on, everybody? How y'all doing? Happy Saturday. Hopefully you're having a good weekend. Thank you guys for hanging out with us here on the Nonsensical Network. It is nonsensical nonsense.
00:04:52
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Our flagship show, you know, the one that kind of started all this fuckery and greatness that that I have decided to do with the help of Wally and Rocky and all you guys that are hanging out and watching all of our shows.
00:05:08
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Shout out to our guests this week. Well, I can't remember who you had on this week, but I had Thistle and Oak on Tuesday night on the music show. They were great. It was really fun to talk to them and hang out with Paul and Lindsey again.
00:05:22
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And then Wednesday, I had a very funny comedian on Joe Scaraca. Him and I could have talked all fucking night long, but he is a 65-year-old man, and it was a school night. So after about two and a half hours, we called it a show.
00:05:41
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Welcome back, son. um Had a great subject to write about. I mean, you're not wrong.
00:05:50
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Quit shouting. So it was a great week of shows. I cannot remember, and I apologize, Wally, who you had on Monday. i know Friday, or yet at the bo on on Thursday, you guys did a little ah ah freestyle. little short show, too.
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But Yeah, man, I got a little bit of sun today. ah The Squatch was out at the beach. So, yeah, thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out, doing all that stuff. Let me set this up. It is Saturday night. Much like every show, we have the Super Chat goal.
00:06:28
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Saturday night's a huge goal. It is a big goal, but all Super Chats are welcome. and And it'll be going all night. But if we reach our goal,
00:06:41
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You guys, as yeah chatter's box, whoever has the highest super chat, can host, co-host, let me rephrase that, co-host with one of us on one of the other shows of your choosing.
00:06:59
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You're not going to host the show.
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So kind of a way to say thank you.
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So let me get that set up in there and square it away. There we go. Start that first. It sucks they only let us do three hours. ah ah Play the song Rock Made For Us. Do I have it, Wall Cephas?
00:07:28
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Do I have it? Hold on a second. I think my my tag team partner is checking in. And if my tag team partner is checking in, well, I got to make sure I fire up the the intro music because y'all know you're in trouble now.
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know we run this place
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Bye. Bye.
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We still run this path
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Sasquatch walking in with that boom bap shake. Break the walls down
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and get out our way.
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Whole room freeze when the red lights glow. Everybody know when the outlaw.
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Straight from the dirt Now the whole damn movement Putting in work While it keeps the rhythm sharp With the jokes Click, stomp heavy Like a cloud smoke One keep it smooth While the other go wild That perfect storm Got the crowd turned vile From the backstage laugh To the live mic heat Every episode sound Like controlled defeat No fake smiles No polished act Just too loud mouths I can't They still live rent-free inside they head at the end of the day We still run this place Sasquatch walking in with that boom-bap shake Break the wall down and get out way Glick and Wally here
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You already know we run this place.
00:11:14
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yeah that was a good one what up want see this and but na Just some random dude we see in the chat. What's going on, everybody? What up, what up? I feel like I'm extra blind tonight.
00:11:29
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I don't know if it's just from being in the sun all day or what it is. but Probably. ah I wish I had Jedi's song, but I don't think I do. I have shamans in there.
00:11:46
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I was going to say, I know the one he did for yours, and then that one I know is in the settings. Yeah, I don't have your solo one, and I don't have Jedi's, but I have shamans. I like i like shamans. I like Jedi's, too. I mean, even though there's a lot of shit talking in there. But later on, when we drop the chat yeah or drop the link, i hope i hope i hope Jedi will will come up and and grace us with his presence.
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I have something special for him tonight. Oh, yeah. key Oh, that reminded me. I wanted to. so Oh, ah you will be happy to know Wally.
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and everybody else in the audience. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out and follow us. If you are following us, thank you already. um But if you're not following us already, go ahead and check us out.
00:12:43
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bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. um All of our links are there for all of our social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. and ah Shows are live on YouTube, Facebook, and X throughout the week.
00:12:59
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And then you can also listen wherever you listen to podcast ad. You can listen to our shows, Apple, Google, TuneIn, Spotify, all that shit.
00:13:12
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But, Wally, as we're talking tonight, hopefully here in the next couple of minutes, we'll have your guys' is episode from Thursday up, which means I am 100% one hundred percent Completely caught up with all shows being uploaded.
00:13:29
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Nice, man. Nice. Hell, yeah. I get it. You've been busy work-wise and everything else going on. Me not knowing to do the downloading that well. So it kind of that sucks that it's all on you on that part.
00:13:44
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Now, to actually answer your question about Monday, I had Branson Reddit on the show talking about his racing career and stuff. Yeah, Thursday night was kind of a, we just kind of an impromptu threw it together because a couple of people I wanted to get for guests can't come up until next week because they were getting ready for some couple big races this weekend that they were going to. so Were you guys having some technical difficulties at the um at the beginning?
00:14:13
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Yeah, mine was acting up Branson's was a his phone. He was doing it from his phone and He had hit one certain spot of where he was standing at the and mouth of his garage, and he just barely moved, and it kept kicking him out and everything else. And then my laptop had a retard moment and froze on me, so had to leave Johnny hanging by himself and then come back in. And then we got it figured out, and it ended up going fine afterwards.
00:14:45
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Oh, I didn't even – I was talking about – Thursday night because like I got the notification that Johnny was live and I'm like what?
00:14:57
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Johnny? We're supposed to be doing a show. Yeah, i had everything i had everything done up on Facebook, YouTube and on X. I don't know. I didn't get the notification about on here until I actually got backstage in the studio on my phone about the show starting. Yeah.
00:15:19
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YouTube's being kind of fucking retarded here lately.
00:15:24
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Yeah. Well, everything's being retarded these days. Yeah, because Messenger was acting up like three or four days this week for me.
00:15:35
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I had to reload it. read that like um uninstall it, reload it, it worked for a day, then the next day you get on it and you have to do the same thing again, and it's finally worked for the last two days so far.
00:15:48
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knock on i guess there was I guess there was a Facebook outage the other day for just not very long. Long enough to piss everybody off, but not very long.
00:16:00
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However, um All supposed to be fixed now. ah Last night, so last night i was we were having some ah issues with our our and my our our lovely interwebs here, ah as we have been having lately.
00:16:20
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And i call I reached out to Spectrum, and apparently, there's an issue outside for my connection to the house.
00:16:34
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So we have a technician coming out here Monday to hopefully fix all that shit. Oh, so it's at the box. Yeah. So um I asked when i when I was setting all this up, I asked about getting well some new equipment and shit.
00:16:52
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Right. Because we had that issue when we first...
Humor and Personal Stories
00:16:55
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switched When we got back to Spectrum and everything, and when we switched over for the phones too, we upgraded. But they also fix the put a new panel basically outside along with the new modem and routers too. so
00:17:11
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The tag team champs in the building. You just subbed. I thought you were already subbed. and I think that's Shaman's other YouTube. Watch out, Lazy. We'll get you shadow banned.
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but
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Shaman, you guys need a tag team there. The sad part is it's just the shaman show. It ain't even the lazy show no more. Where is lazy? He was in the chatterbox.
00:17:43
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ah but but but I am worried. I'm going to drop that link here in just a second bear with me guys i have lazy got scared and went and went in him i am a God I gotta get a new laptop.
00:18:01
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dag yeah gu this thing yes we're not just you're not the only one i need to update too
00:18:10
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Send us super chat so we can buy new laptops. Because I got to go back through and delete the stuff I downloaded to do for guests and everything. And it started to run slow because I had it the memory loaded full on this thing. I'm like, oh, time to go back through the move stuff. Yeah, I had to do that the other day. i have was trying to. Yeah, Shalman, that's the right.
00:18:38
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The shaman show with guest of appearance from Lazy.
00:18:44
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But yeah,
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but yeah the well, and the bad part is anymore, man. The laptops aren't even meant to last. Some of them, even the high dollar ones, ain't even meant the last two years anymore. Oh, yeah, no, that's the thing. Well, it's like, it's like cell phones, man. Cell phones are like that. I mean,
00:19:06
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with as fast as they're coming out with new new phones and shit like that. i mean a Fucking all them sheep who use iPhones, like after two years of an iPhone, they iphone intentionally yeah fuck them up.
00:19:20
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that's That's Apple for you, though. That's why I stay with Android, because I don't have to worry about that shit. Hey, Wally, and you had already left last week.
00:19:35
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And Chattersbox, you want to see ah want to see our new our new buddy? If I can, come on. New buddy? What?
00:19:49
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We have two new members of the of the network. oh yeah Yeah, we have. We have Brad Lee.
00:20:03
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This is what Rocky and I were doing last week on the show. We have Bradley. That's that's White Rocky.
00:20:15
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And then we have tyroe we have Tyrone Glick.
00:20:24
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, shit. i That was the one sexy chocolate motherfucker right there. That's all I got to say.
00:20:39
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It's just... This is what Rocky and I were doing last week. We were fighting. we were fighting Oh, Rocky and everybody. Oh, I got into a... Oh, man, I spent two days in a heated fight with ChatGPT. I was cursing it out and everything.
00:20:58
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i was trying to make a fucking image that it already made, but I didn't like the image that it made because it was too cartoony. But it kept telling me that the image that I wanted went against their guardrails Because it depicted violence and other things. Cannibalism and whatnot.
00:21:19
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And I was like, you already already created the fucking picture. Yeah, it's already saved in your images and shit when you go up in the corner of it and stuff and go through your past stuff, man.
00:21:30
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Click Vontae. Click Vontae. That's white face. like montte Well, that's like last night. that It took me all three of my times using the free thing to get the third try to get what I sent you in text message of finally getting it the way I wanted that fucker.
00:21:54
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I got so mad with ChatGPT, Wally.
00:21:59
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And so aggravated and so frustrated and so pissed off. They won. Actually, i won. Ish. But I got so mad at it that now I'm paying for it.
00:22:13
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So then technically you both won. Yeah. yeah and And I played that little fucking game and I played that little fucking dance and I actually got had a better picture than what I was actually going for. So suck it, ChatGPT.
00:22:29
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I'm not the one. So technically you won technically, you're two to one on they took your money, but you won but the argument and a better picture. so Yes, yes.
00:22:42
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Sucker. I guess. I don't know. I was going to be paid for it eventually. Who the hell is this down here? I don't know this person.
00:22:52
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That person can bring a himself up. I know. oh here. Wait, maybe he's waiting for his theme song. I'll play a theme song for him and see if he comes up. On his own accord.
00:23:04
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Where's it at?
00:23:07
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Where's it at? All right, we'll see if he brings himself up. This is his theme song.
00:23:23
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you son of a bitch. Shaman just said, AI just scammed you. yeah yeah i it it yeah Shaman, I think you'll be pretty pleased with with what i but I came up with. But it is Saturday night. and yeah we yeah you we done It's a little bit early, but going to go ahead and drop the linky link.
00:23:46
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You guys know how that works. If you want to come in and hang out on the panel, the link is in the chat. You are welcome to. Just ah don't be a jackass and keep your genitalia off the screen. Pants are an option.
00:24:02
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Don't be unlazy. Don't be a Rockley. You're just going come up on the panel and not say anything. I tried to play your theme song and you took it down.
00:24:19
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You're censoring me on my own show. That's not cool, bro. Man, he was working his way back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:59
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Yes, I think my intro is way better
00:25:06
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hey yes now i got my intro your intro give me my intro god damn it i think my in goess way better
00:25:19
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I spent a lot of time on your guys' intros, to be fair. And I'm still working on yours, Wally. I got your voicemail. Okay, buddy. I appreciate it, man. Yeah, be tuned for that, man. It's going to be fire. Like I said, they gave me two different versions. They gave me a country version and a rock. And I'm like, i want to load I want the rock style because the lyrics seemed a little better than the country one. I was like, no, no, don't give me that one. yeah I am sending you all the luck, shaman.
00:25:48
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Oh yeah, 9% battery. Yeah, we're going to drain that battery, buddy. Hooligans, I tell you. yes Who the fuck is that?
00:26:01
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Welcome to the stage. The main man himself, J-Devil. Welcome to the stage, buddy. Oh, I love the NFL music.
00:26:16
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Hey, Dev won the building. What's up, brother? How you doing, man? found the milk. Yeah! I heard you in the comments. i was like, you found it? What the hell? Yeah, my old lady made this. It says, use by 05-1826 the day before that interview with me.
00:26:33
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And says, buy Lilith. And she put, the milk your dad got you. yeah yeah That's awesome. Let's go, man. I guess what? I'm going to do something that she's going hate me for because we're out there bike riding. There she is. There's your debut. Hey, guess what?
00:26:58
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Oh, she's watching. I'm going to have Jedi's intro, but that's okay. i Rock Lee said Jedi is not worthy of an intro.
00:27:09
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and Those are Rocky's words, not mine.
00:27:14
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Whoa, that's crazy, man. I'm way too quick with it. but You guys got special. Everybody else just gets the the old Fox fox News. hey up i'm just stopp intro I to this my platforms.
00:27:38
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Yeah, where is Jed? I'm going to text Jed. needs to stop being squared enough scared of sex. I almost messaged him. What was going to message him about? I can't remember what I was going to talk. I had to ask him something.
00:27:49
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I totally forgot. It wasn't that important. so Come on up, you bitch. Publish the episode, Walsifus.
00:28:00
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Sweetness. Anyway. Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. One second. One second. Anyways, what's going on, man? There we go.
00:28:15
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Rocky, did you see what I sent you yesterday? Last night? It
00:28:29
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is a great day for a fucking bike ride in Metro St. Louis.
00:28:36
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Looks like it's a nice nice weather outside. oh dude. is like I wish it was like this every damn day.
Unusual Encounters and Spontaneous Interactions
00:28:42
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Like for the rest of my life.
00:28:45
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But that's asking for too much. Oh, yeah. ah yeah what When you want nice, decent weather, we always end up with the shit weather the next day or a couple hours later. Maybe we should pray for shitty weather.
00:28:57
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Yeah. hey Then we'll get nice weather all the time. Maybe that's how Ben Franklin got electricity. He's like, one of these days, it's going to storm. We'll just blame Glick for it. It's all Glick's fault. God damn it, Dad.
00:29:13
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yeah That's what a suntan lotion Lazy uses. Well, that's like we went to the beach today and it's supposed to rain all day all day tomorrow. i mean here You're in Ohio, ain't you?
00:29:25
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Yeah. Holy shit. If I'm watching Wipeout, this is going to be great. It was actually since the show was Wednesday and Thursday this last week, and now it didn't do shit.
00:29:40
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That was almost bad. That's J Devil. J Devil, you cannot Wipeout, buddy. Oh, it wasn't me. It was my old lady about the Wipeout. That's no good.
00:29:53
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Ladies and gentlemen, Jake Devlin's screen. He's got his wife in the background and he didn't even stop for her.
00:30:05
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He kept writing away. That's crazy, man. That's the bad part. Jay, if you wipe out, I'm clipping it, and I'm putting it on. I can't do that in front of a live audience.
00:30:21
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Not without being paid. we're going to get paid. It's going to be a viral. bo I'm going to pay the price. That's ridiculous.
00:30:33
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Exclusive on the Nonsense Network. J-Devil wipes out on his bike. Nonsense. Network of Nonsense episode. J-Devil getting his ass beat.
00:30:45
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but oh That's what it sounds like, man. You kind of left her after she fell. That's that's kind of what happens. but that's the next oh it be It'd be even worse if I a soundboard because I would have hit the wah,
00:31:05
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wah, wah. What's that? You almost fell? I didn't fall. I almost fell. Thank you. Oh.
00:31:12
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what's that you almost fell
00:31:16
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um not i almost fell thank you youre about to po all Well, can you tell the audience how you felt that he kept writing off without you after you can tell the audience how you felt that I'm gonna throw it off without you?
00:31:30
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He does it all the time. We've done that. Wow. That's some bullshit. Don't listen to that shit. Just like his mother, Lisa, with no milk, he left his wife with no help.
00:31:43
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He left me. um She left you in the dust. She kicked on the nitrous in them feet. Goddamn. Be careful, man. Oh, man. She's going too fast, too furious. Amish style.
00:32:03
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Amish style.
00:32:09
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now Somebody needs to generate that or make that a thing. i would watch it. Dude, Amish characters and the theme of like the Too Fast, Too Frey of Stars. I can just see them with their horse and buggies. race always go That would go viral.
00:32:27
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Dude, somebody needs to do it. Glick, you can be that one. You could be. What do you think, chat? What do you think, chat? what do you think chat keep it yeah I quit farting around in the back on stage
00:32:49
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oh he's right thought just got to go pressure he's not coming but in the comments he taxed me He texted me and said, be right there. Just got to go pick up some milk first.
00:33:06
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So, yeah, he's not showing up. You made it. You survived. I have that, by the way. J-Devil's name fits in perfectly. What is that supposed to mean? wife You left your wife when she almost crashed out man. Hey, sometimes the best lessons are learnt the hard way damn that's crazy me just its so true that's the sad and part it's the truth if i ex Apparently Amish buggy is a thing
00:33:38
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yeah my ex-huand's ah how much but oh he's also piece dirt yeah almostm much black du
00:33:47
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No such thing, Rocky. Stop it. There's no quit. There's no quit. There's no quit. Wow. Rocky, I know you that soundboard.
00:34:02
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there's no qui she there's no quit wow
00:34:14
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brony i know you got that soundboard but yeah that one i quit as you seen jane now The next thing we see is a black screen and him screaming because she beats that Well, it went black anyway, cuz she's my hot spot That's how she gets me not to leave her
00:34:37
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that would be a vehicle that's how she gets me not to leave her flip that
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she said she's The black with the hot spot. Where are you going? ain't going to be on your phone now. Yeah. yeah yeah hey Hey, you like hanging out with your friends now, motherfucker? I'll turn your Wi-Fi off.
00:34:58
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Okay, Brodnacks. i'll turn your wi-fi ah okay broax Wait, how far is she behind you? Let me see. She's in front of me now.
00:35:10
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okay. Oh, look at that bus. Are you playing the GTA San Andreas music? Nicole! Wait up, bro! Your wife passed you?
00:35:24
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Jeez, bro. Yeah. Again. What happened? Look at Smith. She's far ahead.
00:35:36
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Oh. Jedi.
00:35:40
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Babe, I love you. Babe, I love you, but what that hot spot do? Hey, um what are you doing? Oh, shit. What that hot spot do?
00:35:54
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Well, how was your fuckers week, man? I missed a lot of you. Yeah, it was a it was a week. Well, I'll go into detail I got into a fist fight. What'd you do that for?
00:36:07
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Yeah. ah Well, here's a long story. Click. Yes. but but they Scraped up and everything. What? Rocky? Not on call? Not on call? oh not so when This dude started fighting me and I got attacked by his pit bull at the same time.
00:36:24
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If you want to get it, you can. Don't worry about it I'll get it eventually. Damn. Dang. Yeah, that was some bullshit. Well, cheers, you fuckers. it's Happy Saturday. But it's right. That dude still bought me cigarettes. he He's like, respect.
00:36:38
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He's like, you ain't no bitch.
00:36:41
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okay so Wait, so you got to give me more details than that, man. Wait a minute. So you got bit by a dog. Oh, see, Jedi, he knows what I'm talking about. You got bit by a dog or you beat up a dog?
00:36:55
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No, I was getting attacked by a dog. oh Because cause I was i fighting one of its owners or whatever. Oh. thank you Hey, what happened, what started it wasn't even him. It was his old lady.
00:37:10
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Hmm.
00:37:13
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Yep, that's what happened with Glick. Glick is my old lady. She started talking shit. She don't like me. Some shit was going on, so she decided to call him up and make some shit up to get him to fight me, and it wasn't even true.
00:37:27
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She couldn't even attest to it. And he just came out swinging, and i was like, all right, let's go then. and they
00:37:35
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I have no idea where we're at right now, but we're stopping apparently at someone's house. don't even know whose house this is. You're gonna get beat up again. music
00:37:49
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He said, are you biking away from the scene of a crime? Hi puppies. You gotta act nice. shop set up
00:38:00
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ah puppies crazy i got hack nice I'm on yeah
00:38:12
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<unk>s about to getdoor i'm on a podcast right now. bye but I'm not nothing. keep at my chest. and tell me That's even better than... Are you in the act of committing a crime? don't he's biking away. I don't think he's biking to a crime.
00:38:35
Speaker
J-Devil becomes dog food on the Nonsense for Nonsense. I'm actually a of tech. I don't know many questions about that. What is... and that out irish how who knows I want to know more. Yeah, I what know like happy one what's happen in um I dog, you run up in here with the camera What's up? There
Local Adventures and Musical Creativity
00:39:04
Speaker
you go, Rocky. but Hey, look, there's a real baseball team on that can. Wait, let me see your can.
00:39:15
Speaker
the guardians and then i'm the cleveland garden that's an angel can tell by the buck plugin wait let me see your can good so what a last Oh, there you go.
00:39:26
Speaker
It's got the Cleveland logo on it. It's the official light beer of the Cleveland Guardians. Rocky's actually black. We're not going to say this, but it's the official beer of the Nonsensical Network. So if you're listening to Miller Lite and you want to send some money our way, that'd be cool. Oh, you know what's funny? My old lady has a brother named Wally.
00:39:48
Speaker
oh yeah so but yeah I promise you are a lot cooler than he is. but but that Congratulations, Wally.
00:40:00
Speaker
Let's just say he's a little messed up.
00:40:05
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not that, so don't have to worry about that shit. Yeah, you're my favorite, Wally, besides the robot.
00:40:15
Speaker
know I saw the guys before. There's on the are back today. Bro, He's here! Go. Go y'all. on, y'all. Go on, y'all. Go on, Go on, Go Go on, y'all. Go on, y'all. Go on, y'all. y'all. Go y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. Go y'all. on, on, Go on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all.
00:40:25
Speaker
on, y'all. on, on, y'all. Go on, y'all. on, y'all. Go on, y'all. Go on, y'all. y'all. Go on, y'all. Go Go on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. y'all. Go on, y'all. Go on, y'all. Go on, y'all. Go y'all. Go on, y'all. Go on, y'all. on, y'all. on, y'all. Go y'all.
00:40:40
Speaker
You've got some constructive criticism. it As much as we enjoy the songs, Kayla said, you need to stop doing that boy band pop bullshit and go back to the internet. This dude is fucking money. he can i like got you, didn't I? Dave, Lazy Jedi, welcome to the show.
00:40:57
Speaker
It's good to see you, buddy. What's up, Brock? We missed you last week. Everybody give it up. Jade Devil. This is my new best friend, Jade Devil. He punched a fucking pitbull the
00:41:12
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I don't want to dismiss what Kayla said. What did she say? Sorry. She said that you need to stop doing that boy band pop bullshit. I thought you said... Oh my gosh. Kayla. i did my students say my go probably they were work
00:41:31
Speaker
Kayla, you look way better than the photo I generated. my gosh. Where have you been hiding this gem? Why are you with Glick? Jesus, man. You still need to answer the question of my song. This is mismatch. This is a mismatch. Also, Rocky. Oh, what's up, Jen? She feels sorry for him.
00:41:50
Speaker
She said she wants to know. She likes all of our theme songs. She likes all your theme songs? but She wants one of her own. Oh, absolutely. Speaking of songs, guess what I did? i mean, she deserves one. Did you see what she's putting up with and how she looks?
00:42:06
Speaker
Yeah, she deserves one. you end up doing, J-Devil? I ended up remixing Dax's song, Dear Alcohol. Oh, hey really? Yeah. Do you have it out? you're next so Whenever. It don't have to be right now. It could be when I get home, but I can send it to y'all and y'all can hear it you want.
00:42:24
Speaker
Yes, please. Oh, yeah. I'm going to show you how outrageous like Metro St. Louis, Illinois side gas prices are. tell tell Tell me if they compare.
00:42:36
Speaker
You don't got to worry about gas price when you're on a bike. Exactly. How much is it? I can't see. Four dollars. Oh, get out of here, bro. what but Well, that sign looks defective, so we don't know if that's accurate.
00:42:50
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that's Oh, it's accurate. I don't know. i might have a seizure if it keeps blinking like that. That's oh i oh oh that's like here in Ohio. i'll show you I'll show you what I wrote in the gas pump, and I don't give a fuck if they see it.
00:43:01
Speaker
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You filling up your tires with gas? What are you doing? I'm going to think you're met out pulling into a gas pump on a bicycle. That's wrong. just starts pouring it all over the bike. I like the smell. It gives me energy. It's the only way you can keep with the old lady when she disappears on in the front. Look, she disappeared on him and definitely run ahead of him. Did you see it?
00:43:34
Speaker
The gas station looks out the window. he's like fucking He's like, I don't fucking. Pulling up on his bike again. plus god damn it. We got to put out signs. yeah so on Oh, ah I ordered Rocky and Jedi and not so much Wally and Jada.
00:43:58
Speaker
I ordered some. Well, wally I'll see Wally. So, you know, I'll give him some. I ordered some stickers. Just to see how you two don't get any j-devil's only other one on the panel. Oh my gosh guys I told you on the one that asked and i'll send to you I'm and mute Glick for a second. Guys thanks to our song where's the merch Glick he's finally giving us stickers I am so happy I gotta my lifeline i want to get a bike so I can put it on my bike Shout out to Rock Lee and the Rockettes man got merch on them
00:44:34
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We'll have a long break. And we're back. Oh, yeah.
00:44:52
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um right
00:44:57
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and we're back the sort
00:45:05
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What's up, Chauvin? What's going on, buddy? What's up? Y'all know what it is. What's going on? here
00:45:15
Speaker
How's it doing? Sorry to interrupt your your char this song. Shaman. That's my jam right there. The Shaman song and the Glick song are my jams.
00:45:26
Speaker
I've been listening to those sons of bitches like crazy. Does the song you made for me hurt your feelings? No, I like it. I just can't play it because the jams downloaded it into our media files and then said that I censored it and I've asked for him to put it in there. Yeah, you pointed it out.
00:45:43
Speaker
No. Actually, you know what? It sounds like you're a victim, Glick. Right, Shaman, Jedi, since the whole crew's here, i made something from, this is from me to Jedi and Rocky and Shaman. I hope you guys enjoy and let it play through. Rocky, this is this is this is a very special dedication to you guys. i mean I'm really glad to hear it. let's go Hands up, Rocky.
00:46:19
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Down by the river where the black water rose Heard a tale so mean it'll chill your soul Moonshine running, trouble in the air Old Shimon said, boys you'd best beware Said there's a creature in the hills tonight Got burning eyes and an appetite He don't care about promises, or cash.
00:46:53
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He settles debts with a mighty crash.
00:47:04
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mess with the Glick Squash. Lord, don't tempt fate. He'll let you dig your hole.
00:47:16
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You can run, you can hide, you can pray and you can plead. But if you cross glitz squat, you'll be what he eats.
00:47:32
Speaker
Rock Lee heard a silver tongue Selling big dreams like a carnival mule. Lazy Jedi smiled and swore a promise to be true Ignored the old warnings that he had heard Lazy Jedi promised fortune and fame But lies are a fire that burns same Old Shaman sighed and shook his head
00:48:11
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Said that road y'all walkin' ends in dread. Don't mess with the Glick Squats, Lord, don't tempt fate. He'll let you dig your hole and he'll arrive late.
00:48:28
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You can run, you can hide, you can pray you can plead. But if you cross the Glick Squats, you'll be what he eats.
00:48:50
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Lightning cracked like a warning sign.
00:48:55
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The forest went silent, the crickets quit. Even the moon looked nervous a bit.
00:49:06
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Then came a crowd from the mountainside. Made every ounce of courage.
00:49:21
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Drop his drink That's about the moment Folks start to think
00:49:35
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The great Glick Squash Stepped from the rain Looking to settle An old complaint Rock up through grief Turned pale with fright Lazy Jedi devoured that very night.
00:49:57
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Shaman sat on a stump nearby. Wearing that look that says, nice try. Didn't gloat much, didn't need speak.
00:50:13
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The lesson was plain for the foolish and weak. Don't mess with the glitch watch, that's the moral of the tune. He'll hear your bad decisions hauling at the moon.
00:50:30
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Trust the signs when the wise men speak indeed. Cause if you cross the glitch watch, you'll be what
00:50:57
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And Shaman just smiles through his long gray beard, saying the Glitz watch only comes.
00:51:08
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When you stop listening to what you should have heard.
00:51:24
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Yeah,
Social Commentary and Guest Dynamics
00:51:25
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i everybody loves a 30-minute song. I'm trying to get the Roadhouse theme a little bit. I just think we should leave the creativity for lot because he does good job with it.
00:51:38
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i just wish you leave creativity a lot cause he was a good job with it
00:51:50
Speaker
Jay devil's bike is going way faster after he fueled it up with gasoline. Yeah.
00:52:01
Speaker
Yeah. I got some race. He got some race fuel. You just needed some fossil fuels. All right. Now you can go ahead and be racist. All right.
00:52:13
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I know that doesn't give me a pass. Oh, never mind. that i do it i do it I am from murder city.
00:52:27
Speaker
Yeah. I was, uh, that was, uh, that was, uh, Rocky and I had a phone conversation and he said that I ate you. And then he said that I should do a song about you getting eaten because of your treacherous ways.
00:52:40
Speaker
didn't know. trust me. such been bro trust me First of all, Jedi, I just want you to use your brain for a second. If you if you're if you have the brain cell tonight, i want you to Don't ask him to do stuff that you know he can't do. You're the biggest fucking Uncle Tom I've ever met. so just You're the biggest Shirley Temple I've ever seen.
00:53:06
Speaker
Shirley Temples are delicious. um
00:53:11
Speaker
And that's why we're going to get the we'll give you public advertising. ain't always thinking the squashes side. That is the wise old shaman there. You look like a tangerine, Glick. Fuck off.
00:53:27
Speaker
Ooh, got TDS instead Trump. Oh, poor Jedi. Tangerine syndrome, whatever that is. okay Hey, at least you're not the orange man. a Oh, dang it. This is the perfect time. I need to keep this stuff ready.
00:53:43
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my bad. What's up, Daniel Burris? Mr. So Mo?
00:53:50
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Hey,
00:53:57
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I got flagged for that song last night. Someone's playing the skin flute. It's off camera. We got like six strikes last night. Or six warnings. Six copyrights.
00:54:12
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I think I had to edit three of them out. these copyrights what a they shit guys do yes added i think i had to edit three of them out
00:54:35
Speaker
What the hell did you going to do? The secret is to only play like three or four seconds of it. and That's it. Oh, quick. I say you all do your alcohol remakes. Oh, cool. Thanks.
00:54:49
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Speak for yourself. I got it, Jay. I'm trying to listen to it a little That'll Shout out Donald Dyer. He's the one that convinced me to do it.
00:55:03
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hello YouTube will allow like 10 seconds of copyrighted shit. so it's it's ah its I wrote my own lyrics to it. I'll show you. Yeah, it's our cover.
00:55:15
Speaker
Oh, remix. Cover, remix. Cover, remix, reimagination. I already got a cover license through DistroKid on it.
00:55:28
Speaker
He's just peddling like a fucking rock star over there. Oh, yeah. I thought he was having a seizure. much i mean i just have know one great He's doing it with grace. He's out there peddling that ass out there. You gotta get cardio ready for the shows. You gotta be at cardio ready. Can't get winded on stage.
00:55:56
Speaker
He's smoking a little bike. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen. Okay. Wally. lazy how's how's things going you know and now that you're the head of the network i'm not ahead of the network last time that you were no i'm glick's my dad it's gonna be mine jade devil's taking the reins let's fucking go i'm going for a gallon of milk and a pack of newports i'll be right back guys Exactly. good because yeah Who's going to inherit the kingdom? you know what I mean?
00:56:35
Speaker
That's going to be... a Not me. That's going to be... know, Wally, quit bitching out. you You're the perfect second choice. Hey, Glick, I'm going to give you the cash. I just got a void. Well, you know what they say. If the beard fits...
00:56:56
Speaker
yeah I'm just going to yell at these random people playing basketball. What up, Rebel? Oh, that sounds like a great idea. know that they you up I bet they can beat you up. Don't do it. He's going to get beat up reallyly Surely they don't have the cardio you do. I mean, you've been practicing. He just filled his bike up with pastoreans. Check out Non-Sensical Network on YouTube. Yeah, let's be on it right now. Yeah, no problem, man.
00:57:27
Speaker
Okay, Sean, we got to get somebody like that. Just like literally a ride or die person that just shouts out. That's ride and die. you's you go click Don't say I never did nothing for you.
00:57:40
Speaker
Yeah, Blake. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:57:46
Speaker
good up up yeah We're taking up us a crazy and shaman show for people just like you. That will literally just... nice I aspire to be ugly when grow up.
00:57:58
Speaker
Hey, next time, can you hand up my business card? you say If you send it to me. What's up, Daniel? Selmo Fun, Zach Rath. I can't give out tramp stamps. um but tell guys Don't worry. I got you guys in the chatters.
00:58:14
Speaker
Yeah, I've already put him in his job. So I'm just doing my part to host the show. I was about 20 minutes Rock is doing a great Rock is doing a great job.
00:58:26
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I put the comments there. I'm salty about that song, man. That song. she sorry about she wrote a 10-minute song about us. That was the longest song I've ever heard on any platform ever. Not Not only did he do that, but then he blamed me for the reason and inspiration for the song.
00:58:47
Speaker
Like, it was my choice. I think it's fair that Rock Lee plays one of his songs. I record all my phone calls for legal purposes. i can send you the recording of Rock Lee telling me. There's absolutely no need to do that. phone's one-time fan. No need for sure that song is under minutes and you're just like... yeah turn out touch It's a cautionary tale.
00:59:15
Speaker
You guys knew anything about music. And you knew anything about the old movies. It's a cautionary tale. It's a story. At least it was 10 minutes and not 10 years later. It's a 10 minute song.
00:59:27
Speaker
See, even Wally joined in. You got to trim that up a little bit. No, no, no. No, it's a slow burn, man. It's it's it's a slow burn. It hurt. It felt like a long burn because it's 10 minutes. i know I know that you and Wally are not. was getting branded by the song. You, Wally, and Rocky are not musicians, and you don't know anything about songwriting or performing. Oh, okay. Tell us about your Sasquatch. Just like we don't know nothing about being a comedian either. like yeah no i I feel like I have to school you guys. It is a long song. Tell all about being a citrus fruit, you goddamn tangerine. Hey.
01:00:12
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It's Black Rocky. Sounds like White Rock. but would he three days unbelievable I wouldn't make fun of people for the colors. They're powder.
01:00:24
Speaker
You know what? Shut up, you goddamn tangerine. english we here founder Hey, You should bring up one of those with the the oranges that talk. Those videos used to be funny back in the day.
01:00:42
Speaker
but Hey, what's funny is, Glick, pull that back up. That actually looks like Lazy. looks like the character off one of the Blade movies. I was actually trying to pull this up, but I don't know why that came up.
01:00:55
Speaker
Glick Vontae over here and Shaman Sin. That's what Glick fantasizes he is in the future. That's what Glick will be in the future. hope That's what Glick's wish since he was in the Senate. Don't let him lie.
01:01:12
Speaker
oh Hey, Rock, I just need to hear you say, golly gee. Oh, shit. J-Devil's phone died. twenty go Golly, chi.
01:01:24
Speaker
Chi, golly. Oh, my word. So, Shaman was doing a lot of white voices last night, and it made me die laughing. Oh, my. Wait. Oh, my word. hes You said it. You gotta say it more white.
01:01:39
Speaker
i don't know how to do that but stephen that has been bra me that. I for a long time. Rocky's the hardest man in the room. What the are you talking about? Golly G. Golly G. There you go. You're right there. you're right there Now take the bass out of your voice.
01:01:57
Speaker
you say And say, Oh, good. Nicole. We'll be here all night. Sasquatch sangria tonight. Yeah. Damn right.
01:02:11
Speaker
all i hear i all i practice this Does that mean he's getting high his own supply? All I hear out of Jedi is that he's jealous because he can never pull this off.
01:02:23
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I wouldn't want to that off. What kind of comet is that, What does that even mean?
01:02:31
Speaker
Is it her Opie? That's Brad. Opie Taylor? Opie Taylor? is that Is that the name that comes to mind? Yeah, that's from the whatever white person shot. That's a song by Yellow Wolf. That's dope.
01:02:47
Speaker
That's what I'm going to accept. this Appreciate that, guys. look You know what I'm talking about, right? You listen to Yellow Wolf at all? yellow he's i mean yeah Yellow Wolf?
01:02:58
Speaker
Yellow Wolf? Yellow Wolf. That's what I said. are you said Yellow, you fucking cracker. Yeah.
01:03:06
Speaker
Whoa. Way too long this episode. It's rubbing off. Who's rubbing off on this episode? I gave you an intro. Who's rubbing off on this episode? You know what? I appreciate that. I take that back. I take that back. respond Oh, Robert? but That's your intro from now on. Back in the building. The one, the only.
01:03:30
Speaker
now I'm just literally going to just play the chirp and then bring you up. yeah The wise old shaman. I mean, old, maybe not wise. Yellow. Nice, Elmo. Yellow Wolf is from Gadsden.
01:03:49
Speaker
Gadsden, Alabama. and My word, it's an alt cracker. Politically correct. It's saltine American. Saltine American. It's not that perfect, by the way.
01:04:01
Speaker
He's a British low cut now.
01:04:05
Speaker
Oh, I'm just a bloody cut, huh? Oh, well, you had to go with the guy. that. what no jedi Jedi, your favorite person, your your BFF and your future third wife was here last week.
01:04:20
Speaker
Looking for you. Who dat? She comes from a land down there.
01:04:27
Speaker
Nope. I don't. Nope. yeah no I don't think she has a passport. I don't think she has a passport. that's you're gonna be her She cannot visit.
01:04:37
Speaker
I think she has a marriage certificate for you. mindy bad omen like Another wife Jedi has. How does that make you feel? Mandy, yeah, of course. He's trying to get her a green card. That's why.
01:04:57
Speaker
and thats she I tried to tell me that. No, this is all conspiracy talk. I do not have another woman. Yes, she does. Don't let him lie. man Mandy having whore. Mandy, just to let you know, he invites women on our channel all the time. That is not true. Mandy was on last night. That's the only woman I invited.
01:05:19
Speaker
What's up? Only e Mandy. Really? really i could mean i could bring some women in here right now that would say otherwise no you couldn't you don't even know like calvin you don't even know what yourself looks like you don't have a face
01:05:39
Speaker
yeah and you don't have a color white all the colors combined okay yeah so why is everything gray white it ain't right jedi I would never say that. Hey, if Elon can do it, can it.
01:05:54
Speaker
I just need a trillion dollar. He's the first goddamn trillionaire, guys. Hey, man.
01:06:04
Speaker
You are not goddamn billionaire. So...
01:06:08
Speaker
i just need to first cowd damn trillionaire guys hey man you' not a goddamn billionaire so How do you know? Do you think he's going to fix world hunger now?
01:06:23
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i mean One blue-eyed, blonde-haired, white baby at a time, he'll fix hunger. Look at that. Do you think he'll give back to his fellow African-American? they're not and baby edit That was funny, Glick.
01:06:39
Speaker
We're only feeding the blonde, blue-eyed. don't make fun of Hitler, man. He's my hero. Can we all just take a moment? Glick made a funny joke. It happens rarely, and I think we need to stop.
01:06:51
Speaker
Let me see. Click. What did you say? Slabrate and listen. Hey, man. I'm listening to now. but See? you can't You can't repeat it. You can't you just got to go back and listen. You can't. All right. Oh, you missed it. I know. Blake looked in the mirror again, and he started laughing at himself.
01:07:06
Speaker
Yeah, Yankees. Nonsensical strong.
01:07:13
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assistant You know. What's up, Yankees? You know, I just want to point out once again. Yankees. Hey, you said what's up to Lazy. You said what's up to Daniel.
01:07:26
Speaker
Yep. All the people. said what's up to the whole nonsensical network. But left you out. I mean, he said, I guess he said, hello panel. You know, so I guess that's you and I. Why don't you look in the mirror and figure out why somebody went. That's just me. I'm technically like, I mean, he kind of said what's up to me, but like.
01:07:47
Speaker
Hello panel. Yankees are still continuing to say hi to everybody but you, Shaman. So I think you need to have a little moment of self-reflection. You know what? I think I'm just going to say hi to the Mac because he's back. Okay? What up, Mac?
01:08:02
Speaker
Mac is back. Jack. Are you talking shit to me in chat, Brock? No. i prefer i prefer the hug cause jedi i would like to i stream from it anyways right here in the chat uh rock lee talking shit to you and you don't believe that he told me to make a song about you getting eaten by alexs while it all makes sense now i've never lied to you jedi or betrayed you jedi like some people like i don't know what made me doubt you but now he's a victim there
01:08:42
Speaker
Hey, Rocky, look who's now turning the tables being a suck-ass to lazy after talking shit for two weeks. I'm not being a suck-ass. I'm just pointing out the... I'm just pointing out all the shit-talkers, and now now it's all now it's all'm getting the tables to turn around. I'm just point just pointing out the facts. That's all I'm doing. It happened. I saw it with my own two eyes. too. As we discussed last week, Rocky and I discussed last week, I only speak the truth it says.
01:09:11
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Yeah, Yankees are saving the best for last. Robot Glicks
01:09:18
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issues issues robot gliz back, everybody. Welcome to
01:09:28
Speaker
discrimination no and and and Some could say it's fate that he froze. I like to think so. Rock, why would you do me like that in the chat?
01:09:40
Speaker
What's going on First of all,
01:09:46
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not me. What's up, Rock? It's not me at all. Your wife? My wife's on the TV. I can hear us in background through the wall. Why would she sabotage your character like that? Why would she sabotage your character like that?
01:10:03
Speaker
Is she jealous? Are you not giving her enough attention? Yeah. Brock's wife, you tell him. You tell him. He needs to pay more attention
Technical Difficulties and Episode Conclusion
01:10:11
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to you. Basically.
01:10:15
Speaker
did she just scream from the back? I thought heard someone scream.
01:10:21
Speaker
No. Oh, my God. This stream just got away. Oh, look, Rocky. It's your show again. Take over. This is is the Rocky show. la It is the Rocky show. Okay, perfect.
01:10:35
Speaker
This is the way the show ought to be. Wally. Lazy. ah you Are you okay with with with Rock taking over? i wouldn't have said it if not.
01:10:49
Speaker
That's right. that's right wouldn I wouldn't have said it's time for Rocky to take over. That's a mutiny right there. I think that you have like so much potential and I think obviously Rock is the star of the show right now but you need to quit. You push away the spotlight.
01:11:11
Speaker
You just need to embrace it once in a while. You deserve it, man. You know what? There you go. I'm just here for the ride. Oh, no, no. Hey! Oh, look at this shit. Look what we got here. Brock does a really good job hanging on the show, but Wally, I think you need all the time.
01:11:29
Speaker
What are you doing? What the hell is going on tonight, brother? Good to see y'all. Johnny Bongs, I feel like I've seen you recently. Where did I see you?
01:11:39
Speaker
ah You know, I hang out in a lot of valleys. hold on hold on my guys that's probably some of the glory hole that's not where i saw you you hung out with us last night and it was awesome you son of a bit fuck yeah brother good to see you all over there yeah always good to see johnny bugs no matter what panel i'm on especially our home i i feel like that's why have another yes
01:12:08
Speaker
And your boxers up. Welcoming to stage, it's Mandy! Welcome, Mandy! Mandy and Raven. Oh, did
01:12:21
Speaker
shit. Y'all say hi to Raven, too. book Hi, Raven. Why do you... Oh. I don't know what the fuck is going on. What the fuck is going on?
01:12:36
Speaker
Okay, I was gonna yell you out. I actually almost sent you a really mean- I was- I was taking off the trash is what I was- These stupid sons of bitches. you' I'm not fucking- We can't We can't even hear you. Robot. Robot.
01:12:53
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nothing off of me.
01:12:56
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Glick, you went from a- That's got to a Yeti. Oh, it fixed itself after I did that. Oh, wow. Okay. It gotta fix this itself. Welcome back, Glick. Hi, Mandy. Hello.
01:13:09
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I think he's whipping his head back and forth. Whipping a a a
01:13:29
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Hey guys, I no longer dispute that he's Sasquatch now. I believe it. That's proof. 110%. Yeah, it's his internet. mitally and his internet Yeah, Sasquatches aren't used to having internet. They don't know how it works.
01:13:47
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Y'all don't be mean. I'm not trying to get Keith's crew. Being accurate is different than being mean, Mandy. i'm not trying to get being accurate is getting for the deep mandy both
01:14:00
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he'll be back eventually Wally's in charge Wally wally what do what are we doing Amanda and I wore a different shirt tonight so I wouldn't get accused of showing my boobs I wore the same shirt I wore last night yeah whip out bro I'll whip my boobs back and forth. We jumped up. 15 viewers, by the way. Mandy, you can't leave the viewers just... They're all going to get meatballs if you don't show them.
01:14:38
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15 viewers right here. Holy shit. Wait, why is... Oh, okay. Sometimes. Sometimes. wait lice oh okay sometimes Okay, here he goes. Wait, no, no, he actually dived out.
01:14:56
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I'm not sure who you are, but I'll give you a welcome for now. Dr. Matthew Slug to the stage. How's it going? That's a great welcome, guys.
01:15:07
Speaker
Yeah, well, i want I want to thank my mother and I want to thank my slugs here. My army of slugs. I'm a i'm a professor slug, you know, and... no Nope. That was quick, wasn't it?
01:15:24
Speaker
Boom! Come on, tell me tell me, Wally. Tell me, Wally, I'm good. Wally, you want more than what you needed to. Wally, you need to up his pay. That's right.
01:15:35
Speaker
My assignment, Lazy, you're the one paying, not me. It's not my network, God damn it. You need to pay the people that make your network great, okay?
01:15:47
Speaker
yeah wally and rock is the only one getting paid yeah open it's gonna be so mad when he gets back and hears that hey you're kind of right though wally because technically i'm the only one that gets paid on my show oh shit yeah the face really shaman do blowjobs yet i count as payment a It's the best payment you can ever want, Mandy.
01:16:19
Speaker
Damn.
01:16:22
Speaker
Lazy uses the extra powder. That's why. but The joke was there. I had to take it. You're just going to let her talk to you like this. Of jenna course. Lazy brought it on himself. Mandy picks me up every time she speaks, and I love her for it. That is true.
01:16:44
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doubt yeah think but i like him well mandy absolutely not mandy's great you know i was i was kind of mad about that guy though because like i thought he was a real doctor and i had questions yeah he has some bumps on his spleen that he wanted to get diagnosed I saw some stuff in the the background that it can assure you that he's not a doctor.
01:17:10
Speaker
but world man. Let's just hope it's not the kind with drugs. The doctor by their operating table, okay? Come on now. Okay, I'm sorry, but Rocky?
01:17:25
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No, it's okay. I was just going to tell you that I'm glad that you're up here tonight. Thank you. i You have made your way into Rock Lee song. I want to hear the song. Okay. I'm listening.
01:17:44
Speaker
Wait a minute. There we go. Minutes Sometime today, not 10 years later.
01:17:53
Speaker
wait wait a minute wait a minute there we go minutes up sometime the day not ten years later I can't even barely breathe. I'm not Glick. Trust me, I gotcha. He ain't quick like that. He ain't like that. There we go. Gotta be quick on the draw.
01:18:11
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There we go. Enjoy, Mandy. I walked
01:18:19
Speaker
into the tent one day and everything felt strange. Got quiet people stare I knew things had changed I reached out to Mandy She looked away
01:18:41
Speaker
Had a Glick tattoo on display I was looking for my ego Looking left and right Then saw the whole crew standing on the other side I said, tell me this is a joke They said, rock, don't take it hard Then they all put on Sasquatch shirts And marched off into the dark me down on a river
01:19:11
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Oh never mind he's back never mind we can't show that see what I mean
01:19:26
Speaker
um remember my he's back never mindd we can't show that e see what i mean Yes, Rob. I Yep, yep. I wrote you into the song. Sergeant made it in there. Chaka did. And at the end, Jedi is the only one who welcomed me to his team. But everybody else, they all sailed away.
01:19:50
Speaker
It sounds overly the top emotional for no reason, and I love it. um One, it's hilarious. And two, I made you think about me enough to put me in the song. I'm right, Mandy.
01:20:05
Speaker
So, Lazy, you better watch out because you've got contenders. so that's You can call me a lot of names. Unforgettable is not one of them.
01:20:17
Speaker
Look, your your ah camera is way clearer now. Okay, Rock, you stay away from my woman. I'm going to tell you that right now. Mandy is mine. I haven't heard you write a song about her yet. That's all I'm saying. as the cat I was worried about the expression, Rock.
01:20:35
Speaker
You know what expression, right? Oh, yeah. he's Yeah, I do. I caught that from a mile away,
01:20:48
Speaker
stop it. So, like i see is the internet all good to go now? Is he still frozen?
01:21:01
Speaker
Probably not. My internet's fucking bullshit. We have a tech coming out Monday. That's supposed to fix it. It's coming from the connection outside. You should see if they can bring you a new shirt, too.
01:21:13
Speaker
suck Adam. Adam. Look, he's going up to Panny right now. Jenna, just because you can blend into any background doesn't mean everybody else has to. Yeah, we're not trying to blend in with a lot of people. You know what, Andy? It hurts my heart when you say things like that.
01:21:34
Speaker
I feel self-conscious about blending into my background. Let me me change this. For a
01:21:46
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a guy with no pigmentation and no fucking hair, you got a lot to say. i do. He's just jealous of your shirt, Glick. Yep.
01:21:56
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You know, and not only that, but also i'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure he did a Hail Hitler salute and uttered the words of Benin White today, right? like I quote Lazy Jedi when I say that. Wally, you're being a little cut right now. Hey, Lazy, why don't you sing this song?
01:22:13
Speaker
Hey, you said I had to take over the show, so um'm I'm taking over it for everything. um you had any idea how much more jet on and old Rocky, stop being mean Jedi.
01:22:33
Speaker
it's not me i would never take him off i you much but ah back bud Making fun of me. That's fine. i know and I know and I'm not welcome. i get it. I get it. He's doing it with his dick. He's doing it with his dick.
01:22:55
Speaker
No, Wally, you can't throw them up after. fact Your reflexes ain't that quick. I'm It's stuff like that is why why i lost my co-host. Because Wally doesn't know when to stop. Wally fired him off.
01:23:18
Speaker
what's out of that wall fired them off he This is like musical host Look look look did that with no hands god i answer i have the ability to click and bring myself back up man he's gonna take that power away and then i'm gonna be stranded
01:23:44
Speaker
ah look look gli did that with no hands but you get you don with ah but we wait to question that I'll be back in a little while. yeah i don't I don't know what he said, but I believe him. All right, Mandy. Have a good one. See in a little bit.
01:24:11
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but so I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Have a good stream, Horace. Where are you going, ladies? Doing the Johnny stuff.
01:24:24
Speaker
Oh shit, oh shit, going after you like flat.
01:24:29
Speaker
who the You scared him away, man. Lazy's already dipping out, is that what's going on?
01:24:40
Speaker
No, he's still on the panel. don't know, he doesn't have enough to drink yet. Does
01:24:49
Speaker
he need some, ah let's say, de la Shama?
01:24:57
Speaker
Shaman milk? the What? He said he needs some shaman milk. Shaman milk? Whoa. Yeah, it's kind of like almond milk.
01:25:14
Speaker
It's just derived from a different All natural. Gluten-free. Gluten-free.
01:25:25
Speaker
Smoke detector.
01:25:29
Speaker
As long as one of us are up on panel, that's the way it's going to man. I'm sorry. What do you mean by one of us? ah Yeah. Me and Wally. you know you know You mean Wally and I.
01:25:45
Speaker
Yeah, see, that's why you can't qualify for that conversation,
01:25:55
Speaker
Oh, Glick, while you were out, we had ah we had we had some guests try to join the stage and cause some mayhem for you, but don't worry, I took care of it, man. I saw that. I don't know what his deal was. Slug something? Sluginator? Slug? No, Matt.
01:26:11
Speaker
No, you missed it. You missed it. No, I've seen it. I it pulled up. I heard every word. as ah You know, you idiots seem to forget that I can shut this bitch down, set it on fire, and remove all access for certain individuals who don't know how to act.
01:26:28
Speaker
Please do. I'd be more than happy. See ya. Not you, Wally. You're stuck here forever.
01:26:39
Speaker
who Whoa, whoa, guys. Calm down. i get this i can I can add that on my bingo card of the minorities that I've gotten rid of on the network. Women, geese, black guys, you know.
01:26:51
Speaker
yes black guys
01:27:01
Speaker
That's it. No other ah introduction. just Just welcome to the stage again, J-Devil. Are gonna ah yeah do a doctor too? ah No.
01:27:12
Speaker
Actually, well what is what there I'll get back to you. I'm a doctor J-Devil. You see
01:27:21
Speaker
know what I'm saying? I don't think anybody's a doctor. ah Yeah, I got a PhD. Pretty huge dick. Rocky, what are you doing? No, I'm just kidding. It's small.
01:27:33
Speaker
I meant it was a pretty hairy dick.
01:27:40
Speaker
um i mean i mean it was a pretty pretty hairy dick
01:27:45
Speaker
was in earlier Yeah, my wife was early was on the the show earlier. i don't know she's going my out the living room I don't know if she's still watching, but does she know what you call her when when she's not around?
01:28:02
Speaker
she's seen I made a compilation of all of what you say every time I dip out. So it's not going to work on her, unfortunately. yeah He made a compilation, bro. He made a compilation.
01:28:16
Speaker
He made a compilation.
01:28:20
Speaker
That's dedication. and need can go on The fact that I have enough videos to do that is the problem, not how I say it. You're a weird dude.
01:28:32
Speaker
What? what Hi, Jed, welcome back, buddy. I tried to save you from banishment, but Wally and and Rock were pushing buttons. and I got it.
01:28:45
Speaker
I wouldn't leave you down there like that. I wouldn't do that to you. that's the Are you sure? I'm sure. I thought Wally might be able to you know first of carry the torch i in your absence, but it's not the case.
01:29:04
Speaker
It's not the same. it's not it's not i might I might write a song about eating you at Rocky's request, but... Why would you want to eat me? You fucking weirdo. I'm a bigfoot, and that's what I do. I i i eat small people.
01:29:19
Speaker
finger
01:29:22
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I don't know. talked to Rocky about it. That's right before he eats you. he's He's looking at you like candy. I'm really uncomfortable on this panel.
01:29:33
Speaker
Get in the belly.
01:29:36
Speaker
we We had a conversation last week about me getting kicked out of public school for devouring other children. so I thought it was just your low GDP. Are you bail?
01:29:50
Speaker
What? Huh? Huh? What the fuck? Sasquatches eat people so much. You devour little children. Maybe you're
01:30:08
Speaker
Balls.
01:30:13
Speaker
and And top. Oh, he's just tagging his top fans on Facebook.
01:30:20
Speaker
Have a good show. Have a good stream, you whores. Wow. um that was That was a pretty aggressive approach, Jedi. It took you 38 minutes. No, no. I showed it as soon as you put it in there.
01:30:35
Speaker
Then why do you just say it out loud now? I said it out loud then, but you weren't here to for me to address it when you said it. I was back stage because I kicked off stage.
01:30:48
Speaker
I'm not allowed on stage to talk this
Humorous Farewell and Unexpected Events
01:30:50
Speaker
time. got up with Wally. walley chris Who apparently fired himself.
01:30:59
Speaker
Wally left. His co-host left us with a goddamn chair.
01:31:06
Speaker
Speedway Stories cast is really ah but pretty ah questionable. I don't know about those guys.
01:31:15
Speaker
How are you talking about them being the weak link on the network? not saying anything. are the weak link. I'm a nudge nudge.
01:31:29
Speaker
God damn it, Quick. I hate how much I love your vitamin C shirt. It's a sweet shirt. It's pretty nice. i mean It's comfortable.
01:31:40
Speaker
It's a little sour. It's a bad guy's best shirt.
01:31:45
Speaker
You'll never understand a Hawaiian shirt. You sound like a speaking spell again.
01:31:55
Speaker
Funny thing. At the end of the day, yeah something, you're going to say anything. on
01:32:11
Speaker
The stupid internet's gonna make him punch his game. You're gonna watch it. He's gonna rage and start to shaw his gun. He's gonna fucking punch a nun. He's so pissed.
01:32:24
Speaker
going that emergency signal. b This is the look of somebody who's going to end it all pretty
01:32:33
Speaker
i soon. Oh, no. Oh, Glick, man. That sucks about internet, man. i So, did I tell you, Jedi, on your show, I was playing that song and then all the lights in our neighborhood went out?
01:32:53
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, what the fuck? All the lights in the neighborhood went out. I was like, what the fuck? Your song was too powerful. Your song was way too powerful. We're the shaman. Shaman, what are you doing, buddy? It's hard when you don't have a camera to try to figure out what do you have going on.
01:33:16
Speaker
He's still there. don't know.
01:33:20
Speaker
I'm eating some dark chocolate mangoes. Are you cannibalizing your neighbors or what? Welcoming to the stage
Critiques, Freestyles, and Music Discussion
01:33:30
Speaker
again, the world famous Sir Pat Knight.
01:33:35
Speaker
Welcome up and took it up. Oh, shit. i know I think J-Devil and Glick are sharing a connection tonight.
01:33:47
Speaker
yeah they' routers game boys Hey, Knight, how your deal how does it feel to have your own
01:34:07
Speaker
again, welcoming everybody to hide your husbands, Mandy to the stage again. Mandy! Hey. ta yeah for many I got dibs on Mandy. It's because I'm tagging Facebook.
01:34:22
Speaker
Everybody get your screen so screenshots ah ready
01:34:30
Speaker
By the way don't any of y'all waste your money on going to see Masters of the Universe? It sucks. I only waste my money on Crash the Hooker. It was horrible.
01:34:46
Speaker
There were a couple of really good fan scenes, but it's like the jokes were awkward and they made Skeletor gay. They made Skeletor. I mean, wasn't he always, though?
01:35:00
Speaker
Well, I mean, obviously. and the jokes The jokes were awkward and weird. charge because got fired. I'm a guest. Mandy, you're in charge.
01:35:13
Speaker
Secondary.
01:35:17
Speaker
know mary job well shaman you're in charge because so i got a right let's do i' a guest andy you're in charge secondary Oh, God, no. Do not put Mandy in charge. That would not be a good thing ever. This is the Shaman and Mandy show now. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:35:41
Speaker
Aw, Shaman. Thank you, honey. tip You're welcome. You're welcome. Even though you always me after this. Yeah, man. What's up with that, Jedi? How do you feel about that?
01:35:53
Speaker
I feel really upset. I feel betrayed.
01:35:59
Speaker
Those your feelings, entering the stream. The only reason he calls it the Lazy and Shaman show is because that's the way it plays in the alphabet. And we don't want to confuse Jedi any more than we have to. Yep.
01:36:13
Speaker
You know what, Mandy? We're getting a divorce. This is over. only going to ask 50% of your jokes now. Yeah. i'm only going fifty percent of your jokes now You didn't give her the attention she needed.
01:36:30
Speaker
but but The pacification of Jedi led to our divorce. I'm so sorry, y'all. but Have you guys had a chance to play the Dear Alcohol yet? No, Glick is having internet issues at the moment. We're trying to wait for him to get that result figure figured out. He must have had another fraternity test come in the mail.
01:36:50
Speaker
yeah Wait, did you say fraternity? You went back to the milk store. I texted that to the rocker. I was like, guys, I'll be up soon.
01:37:07
Speaker
Well, guys, i have another sibling, I guess. Wait. You're not still riding your bike indoors, are you?
01:37:18
Speaker
It's like a giant game of hide and go seek. um jedi also has a sibling according to news here he is ladies and gentlemen for everyone to that's i would would make great mix hail black never heard that
01:37:35
Speaker
that would i would i would make a great mexico black man never heard of at over i God, I gotta learn to speak Spanish. He looks like he ought to ask for a wife with a dot on her head. Lazy somehow makes black look whiter. You're not wrong, Shaman. I whitened up blackface. Right he can't do blackface. He can do almost blackface. He can do Michael Jackson face. If Obama was Republican. Calm
01:38:20
Speaker
down, J-Devil. Michael, that's what kind of looks like Michael Jackson before he turned white.
01:38:29
Speaker
And then you look like Michael Jackson after, Lazy. Stay away from passion. I am the before and after. That's correct, Sean.
01:38:40
Speaker
Rock said that was my theme music. Oh, I meant to tell you, Patrick, he fucking lied to you. Don't you dare listen to that slur. Oh, Sir Pat Knight, you believe me. There are two different ones. No, no, no, no. Listen, I want you to pay attention.
01:38:58
Speaker
This is your thing. One goes ding, ding, ding, da-da-ding, ding, and the other one goes ding, ding, ding, da-da-ding, ding. See, that is Nope, Salma was dead on accurate. It was like when Vanilla Ice Shard was playing his was different. I got the NFL theme song.
01:39:15
Speaker
Yes, NFL for everyone else, but you have your own. yeah what the fuck? You know, you're so ungrateful to call him out like that, bro. Damn.
01:39:34
Speaker
You don't play that for anybody else, right? You don't play that for anybody else, right? I play for everyone else. Rock Shaman's song brings all the boys to the yard.
01:39:45
Speaker
anyone what i am right I listen to every song this guy's track. This is what I get. It's true.
01:39:58
Speaker
Hey, did you listen to the the new my new album, The Glickening? It's a great album. You guys have to check it out. It's fantastic. One of the best albums I've ever seen, really, ever on any sort of streaming service. No offense, J-Devil. It comes in close second. Just kidding. We're going to have to battle. We're going to run that back. So, J-Devil, this is the first time met you and you cracked me the fuck up, dude. No, J-Devil's dope. I watched his interview with Glint. We just got divorced. He's already got a movie. I see how it is. That's how Spud's work. That's how Spud's work, man. He's got a huge personality. The only thing huge he's got...
01:40:49
Speaker
book the only things you jesus Yeah, his personality. Oh, man.
01:41:03
Speaker
What happened? said, that little old thing ain't what it used to be. Ain't what it used to be. Ain't what it used to be. yeah If you're in the market, you should go check out the Glickening. Look at these handsome men. it's This amazing boy band. Spotify, Apple Music. Yeah.
01:41:24
Speaker
You know, back up, boys, to men. We got... It's NSYNC, the hood edition. Why they all have to be bald? It's the black suit, boys.
01:41:36
Speaker
Don't you worry about it. yeah The should at least have an afro. I agree. That would tie it all together. one of them gotta have like some pimples like blade but like wesley snipes instead of new edition it's the sasquatch edition but it's like we got no look one's wesley snipes one's terry cruz yeah morpheus yeah come on they don't they don't all look alike no man they're all different they all have different like look they all have their own different it's racist to say they all look like yeah they're all eight balls from different pool tables Hey, who got Calm down. That is so funny.
01:42:33
Speaker
ah But anyway, if you're in the market, the Glickening brand new album full of great songs, man. It's got great songs on it. Mandy's on it.
01:42:45
Speaker
You know, uh, sergeants on it. Jedi. Did you even hear your feature on the song? You have a feature on the song. Hey, I'll write a legit thing for if you want to. Okay. Well, you got the link posted.
01:42:59
Speaker
Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. right. You have the link posted because we all need to check this out. Yes, I did. post it up but I'll post it again. Post it again because... I can't wait for you guys here to hear my Dear Alcohol. I was too busy fucking off because everybody kicked me off the screen 30 times. You know what? This whole time, I've been hearing you say Dear Alcohol. like Hold on. But like D-E-E? You know, D-E-E-R? Yeah. Yeah. i Remixed. ah Yeah. Name Dax. This song called Dear Alcohol.
01:43:36
Speaker
Yeah. it's It's a bomb song, man. I love that song. Yeah. where I just realized I was hearing it wrong this whole time. Like I kept thinking, I was like, what the fuck is deer alcohol? Like what the hell is that? I've never heard of that before. Cause in my head, i was thinking of like the animal deal you know? 99% of divorces.
01:43:55
Speaker
you're thinking of an actual deer and i thought you're in a wrong yeah yeah and i was like what the fuck is deer alcohol you know and now i get it it's it's like deer alcohol it's like you mix little bit of fucking moonshine with deer piss it's deer alcohol do you know with actual data that goes I got wasted. Who's playing in the back? myself tonight my thoughts cut down What? feel little right Yep. a Good song. For people who haven't heard song before, it's a good one. I recommend it.
01:44:30
Speaker
really good one thank you i go draw what yeah la my agency this was from the here where I'm wearing a princess pillow.
01:44:41
Speaker
i know is not playing can't be your owns you're all fun podcast so you like get molinking they don't plane properly don't mess with a man in his blank yard yard that gone up lazy am i coming in better than i but but it's shot you're you're a little low think i give a shit i'm wearing the princess pillow you're clear but your volume is low yeah yeah yeah you are are sand yeah i use his damn blanket more than he does yeah but i mean that how we do sit the print film look look look look look look look this this is where it's at jedi since can't play it properly yeah
01:45:31
Speaker
use to dance blanke or i i copied and pasted it into my bag i can see it i have you guys on my phone and i'm watching it on the big screen at the same time
01:45:44
Speaker
i just want you to hear your part in this jedi so that you can just chill a little bit
01:45:51
Speaker
Did Glick die or something? the glick die or something No, he's just...
01:46:00
Speaker
about him place
01:46:11
Speaker
I
01:46:16
Speaker
i didn't hear it. He was talking again. He forgot that it's supposed to be God gave you... god gave you a fucking A. You live with those fucking earbuds in your ears. You live with them in your ears. and you sound You should make a rap album of the Glickening and call it the like since it' sp and more yeah the the Glick Gleek.
01:46:42
Speaker
the neglect the neglect yeah but I just want, yeah, no no man, he is, he is, I'm sure he's very happy about the album. He expressed to me a lot of the, he sent me the angry emoji, but I know what he meant. you know He mad at how good it was that he didn't do it. Yeah. Well, that's what it was. He was like, man, that's so good. Oh, you know, that's, that's mad. Good son. You know?
01:47:09
Speaker
Yeah.
01:47:12
Speaker
Bro, yeah, you're definitely East Coast Shaman. I hear it. Like little bits and pieces. Every once in a while, you let him slip. He speaks to Gator. Let's just go see if he's alive. He's just having some issues.
01:47:26
Speaker
He's out there in school. And if he's been kidnapped, find out how much the ransom is. It's 38. I'm not letting him go. If he's caught, he is caught. There's no saving him. The government has now. Those tribal kids finally caught up to him. The government has taken him away. Yeah, they're going to figure out how how he can be that large and dumb at the same time. Probing, he they're prob They're probing for information.
01:48:00
Speaker
Or just for fun. Jeez, man. Yep. And then so anyway, that's their debut album, The Glickening. I can't wait to see what those boys come up with the next.
01:48:13
Speaker
let Are they boys? they're all They're all boys, man. I met them all. They lady like boys. There's an interview coming soon. You guys will be able to watch all of them kind of talk and just talk about their creative. I am so excited right now. Black, bald, and bold.
01:48:30
Speaker
Black, and bold. Just like my coffee.
01:48:37
Speaker
I didn't think that's what you were going to say, Shaman, but go on. you
01:48:44
Speaker
I thought he was going to but oh wait big black and cold or something like that. I know what you're looking to. We're getting free. We've got to be the BBB. Uh-oh. Put Diddy away, man.
01:48:57
Speaker
Glick will kill me if we get the network banned while he's gone. Oh, my God, it's Diddy. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Am I not dressed up enough for you? Look, we'll make this and a fight event, okay? We're not going to the highlight event.
01:49:13
Speaker
We're already there. you just didn't know yet. That's a special, special show. Very special. my night with an employee Oh, that's creepy. We can hear it in the background with you, JW.
01:49:30
Speaker
are you there but It's a bad enough hearing it once. Why the fuck we got to hear it twice? oh yo nobody wants to i I'm enjoying it because now I don't have to watch it later. I get to watch it in real time.
01:49:41
Speaker
You're watching it twice. Yeah, like Santa Claus.
01:49:47
Speaker
J-Devil, does your wife enjoy the show as well? She does, and she wonders what's wrong with me. I don't wonder. know what's wrong with me. She don't wonder. Can you let us know, please? Nobody's like me. Y'all are a bunch of insane motherfuckers.
01:50:06
Speaker
It's a great show. Hey, hey, hey. We love the show, though. we we We love our fans. Thank you very much. Yes, we love we love you. we love This is where I come to be myself.
01:50:19
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Respectfully. Respectfully, of course.
01:50:24
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Nope, disrespectfully i As far as I'm concerned I love you in the worst possible way well
01:50:33
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who What the hell is this, man? What the hell? Chubs! ah You gotta rock Rock the hits Oh, click the man is back The clickening It's the clickening It's the clickening I don't know. We'll see what happens. Guys, stop talking about it. My dad's back.
01:50:57
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i don't know. We'll see what happens. My internet's dog shit. My laptop's... Oh, I got a new tattoo. This is perfect time go grab some more beer.
01:51:09
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like to Nice. Hey, man. Looks like you're bleeding, bro. You're bleeding. Yeah, you're bleeding pretty good from that. You should not get tattoos from...
01:51:24
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Mentally retarded hookers. Yeah, mentally retarded hookers. Don't do it. What up, sir, Pat Knight? You're muted, buddy. You're muted. You're muted, Pat.
01:51:36
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Come on, Pat. You're killing me, Smalls. It's the it's the same button as the microphone. There you go.
01:51:47
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What's the microphone? What's the microphone? That thing you pulled out your ass before you came on stream.
01:51:57
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what's that oh you guys is it is that why i'm muffled oh no yeah i know that's exactly it so i it now you got a shitty connection that's why that's why i was like what was on i thought you were showing me that's why you sounded like no tried to go to a couple fights and they came up okay okay
01:52:25
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I don't know why, but when it unders really hard, my dog feels a lot safer if she goes and knocks the restroom. At the end of the day. Well, probably, but... Hopefully, Monday. That might be all that peanut butter you're wearing. Hopefully, it's not what's been.
01:52:40
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but I was wearing it. Not anymore. yeah That's how you found out you had a nut allergy. That's
01:52:52
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that's that's that's lazy.
01:52:57
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It's not a nut allergy. It's a nut asphyxiation or something like that. Some big word that I don't know how to pronounce.
01:53:08
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he's been He's addicted to nuts. Big nuts are scary.
01:53:20
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Yeah, there goes again.
01:53:24
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Last time I saw a big word, i ran from that shit. What I did was I just... Huh?
01:53:36
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I switched over to my laptop tonight instead of... Well, actually, I'm sorry. Miss Knight's laptop. Instead of running my stuff that I run for my show. And it seems to be working better. So I guess Saturday I'll have to just borrow the laptop.
01:53:51
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I just did a hard study on everybody on the panel, and I realized we have motherfucking Wolverine on the panel.
01:54:01
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You weren't going to hide under that persona? World famous Sir Pat Knight? I see the chops. No, I'm huge jackman. We've been through this.
01:54:13
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I know an X-Men when I see one.
01:54:18
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Like Caitlyn Jenner. Damn. Damn. That's a bar, bro. That's – dude, I'm using that.
01:54:30
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My favorite X-Men. Damn. ah Damn. those whoever Whoever just came up with that, you need to be a rapper.
01:54:40
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What were you doing?
01:54:43
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What?
01:54:46
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Payton's sister lives in them crack-ass apartments. Hey, Glick. Hey, Vic. hu You should show them your alcohol song. I would if my internet wasn't complete dog shit. I'm not doing much of anything tonight.
01:55:03
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but I'm lucky to be on panel and you guys can hopefully hear me at the end of the day. ah Yeah, I'm not doing much of anything right now. My internet is completely shot to fucking shit.
01:55:17
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J-Dub has some nice lines going down. Who should I send it to? you Who should I send it to to play it? Uh, Rock. Yeah, i was going say Rock.
01:55:28
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What up, James? How you doing, dude? Hey, Rock. what's your guys Put your email in the private chat. Hit me up, dude. i want James Luker! What up, dog? You need to call me. Or come up on the panel.
01:55:40
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Yeah, come up on the panel. denis
01:55:45
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um I'm doing quite swell, James. James Luker is my fucking dude. I'm so fucking proud of that dude. he was asking He's come a long way. Shout out to his management.
01:56:00
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He's got good management. I used to be able to come a long way. Now it just kind of like comes out and just lays it, you know? My favorite song by him is still Indiana Creek Water.
01:56:11
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I'm getting to the age where you got to add one. wing dirt cat Oh my God. It's my favorite news anchor. g clinic How are you? The
01:56:26
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fudge factory. It's up there in Richmond. You never heard of Google or like, I swear. That's where I got my shirt. Uranus university.
01:56:39
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Hey, it's my it's my favorite news anchor, Rock Lee. Oh, yeah. they like day The joy is all mine, buddy. How are you doing tonight? I mean, the most dynamic duo in all of of of news right here.
01:56:55
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That's all I got. That's very true. Hey, James said he's coming on.
01:57:02
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Right there. I don't know how long going to survive this time. Hey, Rock, what's your email? I'll put it in the private chat for you, buddy. I don't see it.
01:57:14
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No, I haven't typed it yet. going to put it in there right now.
01:57:24
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J Devil rocking St. Louis.
01:57:29
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Pat Knight was born in St. Louis. be Where are you? Pat Knight? Pat Knight born in St. Louis? Yeah.
01:57:39
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yeah you guys no Fun fact that um ah Sir, past nine and the United States champion
01:57:56
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United States champion of the world. Do I still got the
01:58:05
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Oh Man that night I did not hear what you said. What'd you say buddy?
01:58:11
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I better not have lost the interview. You went off.
01:58:18
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Links in the in the chat. James. Are we having a delay? Let's do the penis test again. Penis.
01:58:34
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Penis. Damn, that was like, what, four seconds?
01:58:39
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Am I even alive? Four inches.
01:58:46
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Accurate.
01:58:51
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I like this game. who J-Double, I got it. Let me me download it.
01:59:04
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I just love how you guys remember about the penis. That's funny.
01:59:09
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Penis. Just say it. 20 minutes later, you have a full conversation. Penis.
01:59:17
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All right. He's caught up. He's caught up. Everything's good now, man. We all good. You know? right. Got a 20-minute delay. 20-minute penis.
01:59:31
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yeah Okay, I got it. I'm going to play. oh wait, let me get him up on stage first. I'm going to play J. Devil's Dear Alcohol.
01:59:46
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Jedi, you came back at home. Is it a female deer? Like, Do-Re-Mi? jesus christ shall but your fuck It's dear as in like, you know, the ones with the hose, you know?
01:59:58
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I'm joking. it's a lot another I love this song, so I'm curious to see what what he's done with it. And Glick's here too. so Oh gosh, the whole crowd's back. We are going to play this song. I just a frozen fat tangerine blob?
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As Jedi likes to call me. Hey Lazy, well before we start this song, like to start it off, can you salute us?
02:00:25
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No, the other one. I like the other one. Nope. Of course you do, you white Nazi.
02:00:39
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How's he a white Nazi? He's a shaman. Yeah, bitch. He gets so mad when they call him white. so just I just want to point out his response was, yeah, bitch, with no hesitation. Yeah.
02:00:58
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Thank you for listening.
02:01:26
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It would be beneficial hopeful if you career
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up. Rocky, Rocky, if you've got it, if you've got it, now didn' do you have just the audio? Oh, oh oh oh yeah, you're right. That's a way better idea. I'm glad I stopped it. that's You are the man for a reason.
02:01:48
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I know. You're welcome. Wow. Why are you jealous tonight? wow it's why are you so jealous
02:01:59
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and you get ally that's That's my Rock Lee, okay? Oh, no. Here's my first bitch. I heard the song Jedi Saved Me when you left me out there without a boat.
02:02:13
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And you know how I am with water. i just want you to know that Rock Lee got you devoured and eaten by a Sasquatch. Oh, no.
02:02:23
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James Luka. Hello, James. What up, guys? How y'all doing? good good. James Luka is the reason I know who Glick is. Hey, hell yeah, dude.
02:02:34
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Oh, so he's the asshole you hate now. Oh, fuck. So is he like a ah matchmaker or what? What's going on here? you help everybody He's got to be my mom.
02:02:47
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a nice You guys have the same name. I got it uploaded for you, buddy. we're a lot best apparentlyly James is my guy, man. How's it been, dude? How you been? I mean, i know how you been, and I know what you're doing. Dude, Upchurch has got nothing on James Luker, bro.
02:03:02
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I don't even want to go there. No way. Yeah, that's a that's a topic of conversation. Everybody should just avoid like the Black Plague. Do not. yeah I'm proud of you, I've had my experiences with both sides and I'm using to go my own route.
02:03:22
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That's all. That's the most mature thing I've ever heard you say. I don't even know what's going on anymore. Right now, I'm doing a record. You never did. for a I'm doing a record for a distribution. Pretty big.
02:03:33
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for a pretty big company right now. So I've been really focused on this record and hoping I can get that deal. When are you when are you filming the video? I'm filming in the beginning of August. So you got actually, I'm sure if you follow my if anyone on here, I know if you guys do you follow my Snapchat or not. Stop saying that other bar's name because every time you say their name, you're promoting them.
02:03:58
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You can talk to them. I this, but I wanted to get the answer. Are we promoting We promote? They talked some shit about me after I just told I promoted them for free and everything because I love supporting local businesses and then didn't go there for week and half and started talking shit. So I switched venues. And I switched bars and I promoted another bar. And guess what? They're way better.
02:04:19
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They gave me the bar for an entire day. I can have as many people in there as I want. Let's talk some shit. but Well, James, send me the info for when the video shoot and everything is, if we can make it.
02:04:33
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We'll we' come out and I'll be in the video. Yeah, it'll be the first time ever a Sasquatch is in a music video. That would be crazy, man. If you put him in there, you're going to have to pay everybody else more money because he's there. No, you just got to provide them with PPE. That's all. shit ah I'll do something with James for free.
02:04:57
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Whoa. whos tell how you know hey he live what your mean man lets should go do whatever real oh my life right there man you hear that what's on doing that day what that That was the detector. Now I see who the colorful people are in here.
02:05:16
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i'm me bro well actually i am because white is all the colors combined and with your colors combined i i'm captain play james we lost your audio for few minutes yeah i can't hear you james yeah we can't hear i see you talking yeah bueller by the way i at night and i uploaded it for you just so you know a hero ah you know like everybody's talking once when we're trying to figure out james's audio issues so ah mal can here you know No, you. It became an obstacle. It's the microphone.
02:05:59
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All right. So we've got... you want to you want to You want to intro it there, Mr. Maestro of the microphone, Rock Lee? We don't have a microphone. He's a maestro, of too. Whoa. Calm down.
02:06:10
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not i that madam no how like you Go ahead. you want to call
02:06:19
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You go at it. You do it. I've contributed more to this goddamn network. How about now? You do it. Now I got you. Don't make the intercom champion break this up. Yeah.
02:06:37
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That seems excessive force. I've actually been... My drummer moved in with me and we've been building a studio. It's little bit messy right now. seen that on socials, man. That's cool. Yeah, we're not long coming with it.
02:06:50
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You'll have to send me the info when you're doing the video shoot and where and everything. We'll try to come out. I mean, you guys got like bunk beds or what? I got a smoking deal with this with this shoot. du I got the bar for free all day. I can as many people as I want in there. I can film as much as I want.
02:07:07
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they even have They even got me a bartender to come in and act for me. Didn't have cost no charge. The cameraman I have, he's wanting just promotion. All they want is promotion. they don't They don't want me to pay for shit. So I'm like, okay, well, I'll promote the shit out of you guys. I got y'all.
02:07:23
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So I definitely want something at some point. Networking at its finest. And like, dude, love TV life. Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. That's what that is right there. Pretty much, man.
02:07:36
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Yeah, I'm still waiting for Glick to scratch mine. Whoa.
02:07:43
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so show he with to be fair To be fair, he's got a wide back and there's a lot of fur to work on. he's got scru I just haven't finished yet. He's just putting dreads and fucking glicks back. That'd be sick. um let's come for appropation today um man and know That's That's just reforesting.
02:08:09
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With a couple of beads in it, that would be ah Dude, you've been fucking busy as shit, man. I mean, I did request their anal beads, but you're right.
02:08:21
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James, it'll be I love your shit, man. I was just looking at that girl. That song, Moods, that you did, it's like one of my top five favorite songs. I thank you. appreciate Bury me away in
02:08:40
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Dude, you wait to you hear this record. Everyone's been asking me, like, bro, when are you going to put out heavier shit? I'm going give you all hint on this record. This record is like Southern Rock Alice in Chains. It's like Southern Rock Alice in Chains.
02:08:51
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Oh, perfect, man. Yeah. The rest people can go to hell, especially Rock Lee. Or Bradley, as we like to call him. Whoa. Let's put the sound effects.
02:09:04
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Hey, has that Russian bitch seen your rat? Were you able to download the song? Oh, dude. Quick, you're out of bounds. You're about to get dealt with.
02:09:17
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you're not going to work tomorrow? You can go to Aldi's with me. Yes, I got the song downloaded. I'm going to go out of it now. What? Sounded like the roast to Kevin Hart when he was like, shoot him, shoot him.
02:09:31
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The bottle song.
02:09:35
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That's not even your email, Rocky. Yes, but I updated it. You Chaka in the house. What up, Chaka? Big Chaka in the house. Yeah, James, I remixed Dax's Dear Alcohol Song.
02:09:50
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you did? All right. All right, here we go. this Is this the world premiere of your cover of Dax's? It's not even a cover. The only thing that is the same is the hook. I wrote my own verses.
02:10:05
Speaker
That's a goddamn reimagination, that Dax. Reimagined, yeah. that I like that. All right, I'm ready for it. Let's go. Let's play this. Let's give it a listen. All right, we got hit the volume up. Let's hit the buttons.
02:10:22
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Is it flying? Yeah, it's flying. can't hear it. I hear it. Is there alcohol?
02:10:35
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Yeah, I can hear it. Let's get it.
02:11:29
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I know. Give me to a stick that show.
02:11:48
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is burning right through my soul every mirror shows a stranger that was missing his soul i've been searching for some peace while i carry this load lord you can hear me now can you help me find my way i've been fighting these battles every single day
02:12:37
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I'm just hoping there's a reason for the pain it can't seem to shake. Maybe not too far gone now. there's a light beyond. Maybe all these guards I'm wearing turn to prove that I stay strong.
02:12:50
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I've been screaming for some help. Never say it aloud. Wear smile around the people while breaking the crowd. Everybody sees the surface. They don't see beneath the clouds.
02:13:01
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All the pressure on my chest. Every time my head gets loud. No, I gotta
02:13:11
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I'm okay. What's love? You're fading away. Looking back at all the years. There's no living in fear. All the pain that I feel. Fighting back all the tears.
02:14:22
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I can dig it. like it.
02:14:34
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What was the? I was waiting for somebody to be like, whoo! Bradley approves. Right there. You got the approval from Bradley, a.k.a. White Rocky. I hate you. Oh, it's probably the other reason.
02:14:49
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Wait, Bradley's going to come up? Yeah. am me Hope y'all liked it. I heard you got a blanket. Now gone. Well, you talked me into it. I'm drinking now. You
02:15:01
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you need to get your your silly ass up here and drink with us. Yeah, buddy. Click Vontae. It's the box. here good like i butello just fuck on joining i dig it i dig it use the silver one but no i had to plug into the center oh why stop i'm just stop putting so many pictures of that one you how like that one wait what did i do i didn't do anything no not you no not no no not not you that's this is this is you probably did something rock to be fair no it's uh
02:15:42
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It was Shaman. It's in the link. Yeah, I did it. It was me. It was me. I wouldn't be surprised by that either. got to keep your eye on him. No, no, this is this is on me this is on me, Rocky. It's not you. My laptop's being stupid. Thank you.
02:15:58
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I got you, I got you, man. I'm a good tag team partner, bro. You should at least tag me in if Wally's not playing. Would you quit? We're not the tag team champs, Rocky. At the end of the day. Nope.
02:16:11
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tonight said i our oh i we're not the tag team champs rocky at the end of the day oh We're not. Shaman and I will always be the tag team champs. You guys aren't even the tag team champs, though.
02:16:22
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Wally and I. We are. Isaac's spirit quantum man.
02:16:30
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How you doing, buddy? yeah that music academy lit i wanted I wanted like more seconds on that beat. I mean, that's all I think you deserve at least an extra five seconds. That felt so I was pumped.
02:16:43
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That was sick. I'm doing good. I'm bringing stuff of value to the network. Glick doesn't tell me he appreciates it. That sick. I felt pumped up. I can read it through his Sasquatch face that he he approves.
02:16:55
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It's like a father. I'm not having one, so I just looked to him and it might see the eyebrow that I believe. God damn it, bro. He's going to go out for milk someday and then you're going to be abandoned all over again. last the picture oh oh excuse me the picture you made of it's not mine the picture you made for the where the where's the merch thing i fucking love that picture when you put that up last rocky and i were on one last weekend dude you guys went here we were earlier i was watching i heard were you guys having a little couples retreat
02:17:35
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ah you know little something I can either neither confirm or deny, really. It was more like mushrooms and DMT than anything. They was fucking. That counts. You get it, you get it. That's real intimacy. You have some intimacy with your girl? Do some mushrooms or DMT. Then you'll feel it. That's why this sounds like...
02:18:03
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Stay away from the mushroom bars. I had a hole one, took two hours for it to kick in, and the floor was breathing. My friends had vibrating outlines around them, and my legs stopped working. Yeah, no. Did you get the mushroom bars from the gas station or the real ones? this one I got them from the streets. Yeah, they got the real ones? and i then that's more long and i mean I'm just making sure they weren't the boof ones. You got the real shit, it sounds like. The boof ones? I haven't done truth since. No, not boof. No, boof is another term for bad here in my town.
02:18:33
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Boof. It's in your butt. and that's yeah it's asked in other words, it's yeah for a mom from But no, yeah. It just means it's really bad. It just means like it's terrible quality. technique Oh, that how they get it up there? they written but that weight with so I No, so I lived in Colorado, and they had legal mushroom bars I was ordering off this guy, and he was a medical facilitator, whatever. I had to get like...
02:19:06
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Technically, and evaluation to get them. That's a fun term. Evaluation is pretty funny. But I got DMT delivered to my doorstep legally. I got mushrooms delivered to my doorstep legally. Everything, man.
02:19:19
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I'd be interested in the GMT. 122. 122. Look it up. Yeah, look it up. Yeah, and I have PTSD and I've been in a coma and I swear it helped. I swear helped. I put that on everything. Wait, were you in a coma or you just have really good night's I'm not promoting it in any way. I'm not promoting it any way. I'm just saying my This is all for entertainment purposes only and for education. Absolutely. This is all experiential.
02:19:44
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This is all experiential. I had a coma, and I swear it brings me back out of that that like system that kind of down into It kind of brings me from here to here. it felt like You like No, I went to a skateboarder, surfer, snowboarder.
02:20:05
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And then I eventually hit my head really hard. Wait, which one did you hit your head on? Surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding? ah skateboard Skateboarding, skateboarding, skateboarding. lot going on here. g likeck Yeah, I was going about 50 miles an hour. Yeah. Leg, where you going Hey, um I like it was part of my ah i feel like it's part of my life pattern to go in a coma. Like, it was supposed to It was supposed to happen. be i went Yeah, I was going about 50 miles per hour. i um I cleaned all my bearings that night, that day. i oiled i oiled my bearings and cleaned them. I was going too fast.
02:20:46
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Yeah, I was going too fast, and I went off a launch. I usually go off with slower bearings, and I didn't realize how fast I was going. So I went all the way to flat. I went all the way to flat.
02:20:57
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I went all the way to flat instead of landing on the down bank. So I fucked up my landing and hit my head after my heels. So I went heels, boom, head, heels, head. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah.
02:21:08
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And I went to a coma after like, after eight hours. I don't skateboard much anymore. I don't, I just bike. I keep kind of, kind of fit. I need to get back into it. How long were you in a coma for?
02:21:19
Speaker
Just two and a half days. The crazy part is... Two and a half days? God damn. Yeah. It was crazy, though. I went out of my body. I remember it. But that's not even the crazy part. The crazy part is I didn't black out. I didn't get knocked out. And I was up for eight hours with adrenaline before the adrenaline wore off and I went into a coma.
02:21:37
Speaker
Oh, shit. So you really... so I was up. You were up before you went into the cold. Yeah. Yeah. Because didn't even know that was a thing. All sudden, the adrenaline wore off, and I felt like... It hyped up, it sounds like.
02:21:51
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Oh, no, no. Yeah. It hyped up. If you got adrenaline, for sure. Well, that's cool. Don't get me wrong. It wasn't even... It wasn't scary. It wasn't anything. You have so much... Your body is prepared... That would be crazy. No, your body... Your body's prepared for this moment of death. Similar... Yeah.
02:22:10
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i Just high. oh I think you inherited Glick's internet. Wow, it freezes right at that moment. I know, all sudden I glitched. was like, what the hell? You didn't Glick, you Glick. No, what was saying is I don't remember, actually. guys. I don't remember.
02:22:29
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I'm so glad that I am eternal.
02:22:35
Speaker
Wait, what? What now? thought I convinced lady to come up here.
02:22:42
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What? Okay, we're ready to hang out with her. Yeah, she's setting up StreamYard right now. Hell yeah. Let's go. Do we go? Because we're crazy. Why do you look like my brother, bro? why did what Where are you from, dude?
02:22:58
Speaker
Who, me? What's your heritage? is Yeah, do you look like my facial structure and nose and hairline and shit? Bro, you ain't lying. You guys kind of do look alike. What the fuck? Similar from the side more not not as much from the front but from the side. was whoa. I thought looking trippy Yeah yeah that it did i see it i a love but i have a lot of I drink a lot so I have more swelling more swelling up my old lady just said what the fuck because she looked Oh, yeah i havent got a better but I Can't stop another guy. No, that's from um he's from Scotland. It looks like me dude is glitz doppelganger show
02:23:35
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she like stopish Not quite. Just enough to notice it. Just enough. just There's only one. men money I'm like the Highlander. There will be only one. Wait, how old are both of you?
02:23:50
Speaker
I'm 30. I'm 30. Motherfuckers. Wait, what's your birthday? June sixteenth Mine December 23rd. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. We're both from the summer solstice time.
02:24:09
Speaker
Or no, you're from the winter solstice, so I'm from the summer solstice. That's why I'm here. They call it the portal. yeah portal The portal, yeah. What is your social security number and your mother's and your pet's first name? first name. 99999999999. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9-9-9-9. Why are we speaking German in here?
02:24:26
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eight six five and we're on the infinite nine you know why are we speaking why are we speaking german in here
02:24:36
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we just we just reunited twins that were separated at birth this is a big deal nazi jedi nazi jedi no they were separated i had nothing them to do with the 999 okay they were separated before birth okay that's the only way i like watching the
02:24:59
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if You see him checking screens. All right. I'm going to take a break from talking and over doing shit. I'm going to need a bowl of weed. I'll be right back. Yeah. If you just met your long lost brother, I would need a bowl of weed too.
02:25:13
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ah Yeah. You did a bullet i don't know um real you might want to find my way break up a couple you want the actual webcam? This is HD. That's a lot better. HD means heavy duty.
02:25:34
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Where'd Rocky go? Who's going to run this show if my internet takes a shit? Because apparently we're just stuck with the the chair of Johnny Bong. Dad, I got this. It's all you. I'm holding down the fort pretty well.
02:25:48
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That's why you're the daddy. This will be co-host. this will be the nonsensical shaman uh live laugh laugh nu that night will take the helm okay i said co-host motherfuckers i didn't say i'm taking the helm i'm not responsible nope nope that that's exactly what it means he didn't he didn't read the past take over and it's gonna this is gonna be karaoke a fine print okay you know what you're in for now i appreciate you acknowledging the fact that you are not to be left without adult supervision if you're not responsible enough to take over I am the only one who drinks NA, so I think that puts me ahead of everybody. That really does. Actually, actually um I'm not drinking.
02:26:34
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I don't feel okay with that either. i was Last week, I was enjoying some ah tasty non-alcoholic beer with Pat. Oh, yeah. I'm going to just keep all my comments to myself.
02:26:48
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I was on call for work, so I couldn't like get drunk, but i still wanted to drink something that tasted like it. even know you had a job. N.A. doesn't mean non-alcoholic. Somebody has to protect the forest, Jedi.
02:27:03
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means non-alcoholic. The Bigfoot protect the forest, and they can transfer into orbs of light, and they can transfer into trees and live inside trees with their energy fields.
02:27:15
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This is true. And that's and that's where you can get Keebler elves. And they make the cookies. Haven't you? No. Have you guys ever seen the movie Turn Gelly? I think that's what that's based on.
02:27:26
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No, no. I'm actually not bullshitting here. Wait, I'm going to want one thing. Have you ever heard Coast to Coast? This was on Coast to Coast. Space, coastto coast to coast? Space, coast to coast? No, coast to coast. Coast to coast AM. They talk early in the morning on FM or AM radio.
02:27:43
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And they they talk about conspiracies and stuff. they said that that these They say these giants can go into light Merkaba form, live inside of trees, and that's why they're burning them all down in California. And they live near but the big rock. The big rock. they That's energy. Sierra Nevada rock. but What's it called? Shasta. Shasta.
02:28:01
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Well, Isaac, I mean, it makes some sense, but this is all new does shut up. shop but go as As the resident, as the resident Sasquatch, I am a Sasquatch.
02:28:19
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I promise you um but you, I cannot turn into an orb of light and and pop into a tree. I promise I can knock a tree over and steal all the cookies from the cable. And as you can see, he's done it out a few times.
02:28:35
Speaker
There's no reason to steal these cookies from the elves unless they're intertwined with corporate business and they're poisoning us with very terrible ingredients. And that's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. You won't do that if you knew how they made the fudge. I heard you, Pat. It was a good one.
02:29:00
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What do you say? What do you say? Thank you. Say it again, Pat. Say it again, Pat. Let's hear it. I said you wouldn't do that if you knew how they made that fudge.
02:29:12
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yeah heart money yeah do you think taught them how to make that fudge, Pat? Whoa. Glick's a fudge factory. Can you guys hear That's for Munda fudge. Yes.
02:29:25
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can you guys hear me but as's faundda foots Yeah, we can hear you. I actually used to be a people-and-a-half, and I stole him, and I saved him from the... And gave him a life outside in my beard. he He lives in my beard.
02:29:40
Speaker
I have a timeshare there. I don't live there, okay? i just vacation. He's actually broadcasting currently from my beard. Hey, Johnny Vong. Welcome back, buddy. Long time. My question is right. Not too gamey. Yeah, it's working. Hey, James, it's working good, bro. Were you working out in between? Because you're looking little bit buffer now. Yeah, I been ah i've been um i was going to the ball. kind of got a little bit lost in the going out too much. I made my priority to the straighter. Got new backdrop.
02:30:09
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oh team That's good to hear. That's tight. Yeah, that's in a cool you can have any pushups in a row okay I could watch people do like 100 in a row at least. I think I did 70 push-ups in my entirety of my 30s.
02:30:36
Speaker
Yeah, um you might be close to me. Like, no, straight up. i yeah I stopped. But i want to get back, so you got that it's kind of motivating just to hear about it.
02:30:48
Speaker
Yeah, man. I mean, like my drummer, he's to have left of me right now. He's actually he's been getting the gym me too. Was he at the top bunk or the bottom bunk? He has um his own room.
02:30:59
Speaker
Get them little baby 20-foot. He has his own room? There you go. That's my class right there. I got a two-bedroom house. Glick's playing in my house. He knows what it looks like. Whoa, Glick. Ooh. Did you guys though?
02:31:20
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na they um um that duroom like I was going to do a really cool shout out when James came back and I was going to be like, look at this panel. I got three multiple time guests on Glick's House of Music. And then Rocky just disappeared. So now I just have two multi-time guests on Glick's House of Music on the panel.
02:31:48
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Okay, so Isaac and James are guests from your show. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Glick. I need to show you something. I didn't know if I showed you this. I posted it, but I didn't know if I actually showed you.
02:32:06
Speaker
You know, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, Glick. I'm only the funniest guest you've ever had on your show. you You know what? That's not a disappointment. That's very true. Hashtag faceless and funny.
02:32:19
Speaker
Hashtag it. Make it official. That's got the Jedi hashtag tip of approval. Damn right. I got a great hashtag. I'm not disappointed with that, Jedi. ah shaman All right, let's do this, guys. let's ah You guys can get the merch if you want.
02:32:34
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We got merch.
02:32:38
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Are you ready? good sir we don't got The funniest panel member of all time, Nonsensical Nonsense. What you got there? Look at this, bro. don't know you can see it. It's a little bit blurry.
02:32:51
Speaker
little bit of a Bible. Yeah, that's what's up. Nice, bro. Wait, wait. 100K for what? Rattle in. What? For one of his songs. Oh, what? Yeah, it was Dude. Dude. Dude, wait. want to wait.
02:33:02
Speaker
Can you get a link for it? one of his songs what yeah was a hunter k yeah dude do away i want it wait can you get a link for it Yeah, you right now on YouTube. You can go to private chat or I can type it in. i Wait, wait, one second. I'm interested.
02:33:20
Speaker
i Actually, hold on a second. Hold on a second. might someone knock me on the map dog And then redneck shit popped off for me. That hit 75k. So I freestyle every day on my channel for like 25 minutes at least.
02:33:34
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I don't have Ride Alone. I love it. I it. I love the interplay with words, the lingo that make you think. and i'm not I don't have the audio perfect. It's not edited. But that's my goal is to get those subconscious lyrics in there to make like something connect if you can read it.
02:33:51
Speaker
So, dude, I want to hear it. Selma. I don't have Ride Alone, but I do have Redneck shit, James. Let me, hang on man, let me figure well Actually, yeah, just go YouTube and no I think he said he has it Wait, you got the link for him?
02:34:07
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The host I have some of James' music on here Yeah, if you give me one link I can get all, if you give me one link I can probably connect, the like click the channel front well just just James, what is your what is your social media? It's James Luker Hey, i'll just send you i just say I'll just email you the mp3 real quick, I got you or Okay, okay i saying Or I can type it in on StreamYard. I mean, ah YouTube, I'll subscribe if you have that.
02:34:34
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There you go. Let me grab it for you real quick. Cool. Because I'm a music head. I'll subscribe, man. You know that. Dude, Isaac, check out. I do a show every Tuesday night where interview and hang out with independent artists.
02:34:51
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And I've got musicians from all different genres that come up and hang out with me. Okay. That's where I found you. I remember now. I never did an interview with you on that, but I joined a few times when we talked ah ah close to about it, but not was never like part of the this is who's going to be our guest yet.
02:35:11
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Yeah, so every every Tuesday night I have guests up and they come in to hang out. We talk about their music. We talk about where they are, but but we also just hang out and shoot the shit. Cool.
02:35:22
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Yeah, I mean, I only have three labeled freestyles on my channel that are recorded. And then I had one song on streaming art that i made our ah SoundCloud that I made. And this one guy deterred me from deleting it.
02:35:34
Speaker
And I'm so mad at myself. It was really good. And he he made me think I was trash. I remember it was good. And I don't have it anymore. It makes me so mad. My first song I ever made with my own beat.
02:35:45
Speaker
never say never give yeah I know. And now I lost the all the audio. I'm back. That reminds me of my first porno I made. I can't find it anymore. I'll never get it back.
02:36:04
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All right, Blake, you should have it.
02:36:08
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You guys got somebody backstage? minutes bro like about 30 minutes, I wrote this song. I got really stoned, and i started just I was going through a little bit of rough time, so I wrote this. Hi, babe. Welcome, Lily. Oh.
02:36:20
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oh
02:36:24
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Hey
02:36:28
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hey James, this is my old lady. How doing? Nice to meet you. Hello. Hey, you said the word James, tell me why three seconds before St. Louis, I was going to say you look like my cousin James.
02:36:40
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Tell me why it's synchronized again and tell me why I've been seeing the future for the last five, six days with my thoughts and words. Tell me I'm going to make a lot money soon.
02:36:52
Speaker
Tell me you guys are in the same room. You're going to bless all the people around you with it. I don't want to know my future. That didn't go well in Back to the Future.
02:37:05
Speaker
and i Who has the top box? Hey, it's not our fault that his future sucked.
02:37:14
Speaker
You guys are definitely something else. Did it work for you, Glick? It's not about knowing your future. It's about trying to manipulate your future. That's where things go wrong.
02:37:26
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True. Yeah. Pat and I make cool future. I've never slept before. I only dream. Does that make sense?
02:37:36
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Yes. I've never dreamed. yeah Hey, James, I showed Lily's your music, and she thinks it's going be don't sleep. yeah Oh, yeah, where's that link? Sorry. i i wanted that I'm not trying to be tripping. I want to give him some support, too.
02:37:54
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Oh, okay.
02:37:57
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I had it sent to him in Google Drive because I had it as a Wave. if I thought I had it i had it as an MP3, but i guess I didn't. Is James talking? Yeah, can you guys hear me? Yeah, I hear you. Oh, we're on.
02:38:11
Speaker
Yeah, wherever you want to, if you put the link in private or no more chat, I'll get it. This is the first time I've ever, like, hooked up a mic and did all the professional shit, so, like, I'm still making sure it's all good.
02:38:24
Speaker
Throw out your YouTube stuff, too, so a lounge and laugh livestream can get on that. Damn it. What about the refreshment? I can go ahead and link it in the chat just in case it doesn't work for me.
02:38:42
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Is that relay? Mic relay. Mine's not on. It's muted. J-Devil.
02:38:54
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sort a relay mi my sat on you it's muted
02:39:02
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one j demo um hella feedback over there, Jay and Nicole.
02:39:13
Speaker
No, that's me doing that. Oh, okay. God damn it, Sean. For the first time, it's not Sir Pat Knight. That would be the only one. It's the best thing of his life. It's not him. It's not fucking him. For a change.
02:39:30
Speaker
the best plan of his life i ba it's not him it's not fucking yeah perfect You're just out there enjoying not being a nuisance. What did you say about a noose?
02:39:55
Speaker
Hey, grab me a beer, too. ah good night yeah I'm just to the point in life where if I wake up, good day. That's how I live every day, man. If I wake up, good day. No reason to be mad or angry.
02:40:09
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I like that attitude. I wake up every day and I piss excellence, god damn it.
02:40:18
Speaker
The squirrel that he pisses on is pretty upset, but he's... Click is that guy to be at a hotel and piss off the balcony. yeah off group one You off the balcony?
02:40:33
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we yeah When I worked at Valvoline Instant World Change years and years ago, we had an area manager who actually got fired for doing that. He was pissing off the balcony? Yeah, he was pissing off the balcony at a hotel in Florida at a Valvoline convention.
02:40:48
Speaker
but Well, you don't do it while you're at work, man. Hey, Isaac, I put the that but that link in the private chat. It's a second thing. That's a Florida thing to do. you know um i'm that thing that tim so I'm actually working on getting it downloaded right now, buddy.
02:41:03
Speaker
Oh, you are? Okay, bet. when When in Florida you do like the Floridians do? Running stupid slow tonight because my internet is dog shit right now. James, let's make something and something that's different.
02:41:16
Speaker
I'm muting you guys and I'm go listening to this right now. I'll be right back. I got to hear this. As soon as this downloads, I'll be right back. I'm almost downloaded.
02:41:29
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I want you all to know you can be straight with me. If you don't like it, you can tell me. It won't hurt my feelings, all right? Oh, I'm going to be mean as fuck. I like honesty, baby. It's not sugarcoach sugarcoach
02:41:53
Speaker
Well, is it not the fact that you have the air conditioning set at 60 degrees? but you You come over here, can jump in the pool, buddy.
02:42:06
Speaker
Well, you got a pool?
02:42:10
Speaker
I got an in-ground. Fuck yeah. fucking wow he said that He said that like that was more cheap than an above-ground pool. i just i just told I just told my girlfriend, I told Kayla, we're coming to your house because you got a pool. She said, hell yeah.
02:42:28
Speaker
Sir Pat and I are going to hang out at the pool. We're going to grill some steaks. We're going to drink some alcoholic beverages. And then we're going to get in the hot tub later and it's going to get weird.
02:42:39
Speaker
i Oh, no. we drink out We drink alcoholic beverages. Miss Knight going be sending me home with you. ah um i don't think and I don't think my girlfriend going to be too happy if she's got to deal with two of us junking assholes at the same oh don't Don't worry about it. If I drink any alcohol, be in a fucking body bag. won't be lived say We might end up on a true crime show. but but miss not getting switching ex ums john my
02:43:14
Speaker
What's that? I was only teasing you.
02:43:19
Speaker
I know it is. That's good. That means they got it fixed and it's working really good.
02:43:25
Speaker
We've got 900 fans. I'll see if the laptop unplugs. I had to go back to my phone. 66 is good. buddhist the la stop I'm working on it over here, James. Sorry. like that Everything's running slow as shit on my end.
02:43:41
Speaker
You're good. um I put the link in the private chat if you could. Maybe you could put it on the screen or something. Yeah, that's what I'm going to. Well, that's what I'm trying to download it so I can put it up on the screen here. oh you're downloading the video.
02:43:53
Speaker
Got you. Yeah, I'm downloading the video. I think I have it on Glick's House of Music. But with the everything has been running tonight, I didn't want to like try to. For those of you who aren't familiar with StreamYard, you can have multiple channels. So each one of our shows has their own channel on here.
02:44:10
Speaker
with all of our downloads and stuff. I'm getting the circle. up i'm hoping chaco will come up here a little bit cause i want to talk to him about this My boy Chaka, his son, is an MMA fighter. He's going to say he's too drunk. yeah That's what he's going to say. Oh, I drink too much. I can't get on. i'm too fucked up.
02:44:38
Speaker
and I just listened to that song, James. appreciate That's what he did last night. oh up on your people right oh No. i pretend to be that getting a little bit Even oh, y'all streaming, y'all streaming, this and that. And then he gets in the chat and he's like, oh, I'm too drunk to get on. I'm making a fool of myself. And I was drinking.
02:45:00
Speaker
I'm drinking whiskey orange juice right now with the elderberry too. drink You know what? That actually sounds like a whiskey drink. The cheapest shit I can find.
02:45:13
Speaker
you know You don't want to know. I'm not even mad at you because I've been there before. If you know this brand, I'm going to give you some props. It's Kentucky Dale. There's my glimpse for it.
02:45:25
Speaker
I've had that one time. Kentucky Dale. Hey, Chaka's backstage. I've never drank it, but I've heard of it. It's cheap. It's cheap. That shit is strong. No, hey, James. I almost never fell. You talk some shit and people will just jump backstage. I want give some shout out to James real quick. I listened to the song and when I judge a country song, I have to picture myself driving down a country road in the middle of nowhere and it fucking fit perfectly and I want to hear it while driving down the road again. I appreciate you, dog. I listened to the song, too, and it was legit. I liked it. It's good, dude.
02:46:00
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't know. i've i've been planning Yeah, I can feel i got the chills a couple times. I got the chills even, like, thinking about it. i was like, yes. Thank you. appreciate that, man. Thank you. I'm a... for a minute.
02:46:15
Speaker
Okay. You've been back there the whole The whole time was like, right here, guys. Fuck Chaka, he don't ever get on. ain't fucking too drunk. He's fucking alcoholic motherfucker. I was drinking while you were saying it. I was like, mm-hmm. Fuckin' mama. Yep, sure he is. Yep, yep.
02:46:41
Speaker
It was just like this. Chaka was like this. i actually hot nights got is like my party So we got dad, and then we got dad,
02:46:55
Speaker
That's lazy's dad. I'm Papa Smurf. Calm down with that shit. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you're Papa Smurf, I'm like grandfather Papa Smurf because I've done more mushrooms than anyone here. yeah? but yeah oh yeah oh yeah let's Let's put up some numbers Let's run it. If I'm your dad, J-Devil, and we just discovered your long-lost twin, Isaac, then I'm his dad.
02:47:22
Speaker
And I feel like... There's lot of weird shit going on tonight, guys. I'm going to be like Rock Lee's dad and go get a Holy shit, this is Thanksgiving dinner.
02:47:33
Speaker
Yeah, I'm actually taking six months off of Shroobs right now, but i've' I've been like six years on pretty straight. Isaac... um If you and you like he like that ride-along song by James Luker, I'm go to tell you two of my favorite songs by him. Blacked Out and Moods. I had James on before Moods came out and he told me about it. And he was like, I'm telling you, cool this song is great. I have a question for James then. um James, do you have a playlist on your channel with your music?
02:48:06
Speaker
um I think so. I don't know. If you don't, that'd be really key because that'd be cool. You could put them all in one auto-play, them. I mean, I should have a couple of playlists out there. There's couple playlists. He's like the best musician ever. It's like, do you have – James, I'm still determined to make a hit with you, bro.
02:48:24
Speaker
hey But, like, i um I don't know. Like, I think this new record, if you all like this shit, like, you guys don't even know what the new record is. Like, dude, it is – I'm taking my time with this shit. like There's some songs on there that's going to hit you in the heart. Dear Mama's going to make some y'all cry. I'm not going to lie to you. I have a song called Letter to My Mama. I'm almost afraid of that kind of music, but I'm down. You've got a song called Dear Mama. If it sounds like Letter to My Mama, I'm saying text for God.
02:48:57
Speaker
peace Untrackable, shout me out, beautiful people. What's up? We're good, I track Untrackable. I'm going to play James Luker's right on.
02:49:12
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Meet your mic. What up here? As soon as it comes up.
02:49:18
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as soon as it comes
02:49:33
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When he sang and played, he made people cry. I dream of doing the same. I pray y'all know my name. Keep it in four-wheel high.
02:49:44
Speaker
Get out the mud, watch it fly. I've been walking through hell with the devil by my side.
02:49:58
Speaker
Keeps on spinning, sick of making hard So I've lost her arm Been broken too many times And I barely feel alone
02:50:27
Speaker
Roll from left to right Don't know what's true or why Been stuck in the middle Life's like weeping will miss when I could trust Like a day when I was young But usually in the end
02:50:56
Speaker
I'm sick of making hard So why do I love so hard? Been broken too many times And barely feel alive
02:51:24
Speaker
And my mind keeps on spinning, sick of making hard, so I will listen. I've been broken too many times, and I barely feel alive.
02:51:38
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Time to go.
02:52:04
Speaker
James, I want to be the first ah to say something about it. What up? What it bro Bro, like, I don't like him. Where did you fucking come from, bro? Like, dude, like, you were born for this, man. For real.
02:52:20
Speaker
I mean, ah i've I've made a lot. I've made some mistakes, but I'm just trying to, I rebranded myself, you know, getting away. du And i do. I know how hard it was for you, bro. And I cannot be more proud of you for not giving up, bro.
02:52:33
Speaker
For real. Dude, I'm not going to lie, man. If I'm being real with everybody, like, it was a really big slap in the face youe when I looked up to you. Kind just said, fuck off, because I didn't agree with how they were doing shit.
02:52:47
Speaker
I just, I don't know, man. I wanted to be better, and I didn't, i had to convince myself that didn't need anybody because I didn't believe myself enough. And now, like, I don't know, man.
02:52:59
Speaker
I just, I have, I just, I started trusting God more. like That's the best thing I can say.
02:53:05
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yeah and honestly yeah self callway land that go't we all alright James, you big old softy writing them little sappy songs. Play redneck shit and you tell me which one's sappy.
02:53:23
Speaker
um I can hear a word of you what you just said, bro. I said play redneck shit. That motherfucker will get you going. Yeah, we talked about that because the first time I had you on James, you were writing like a beat like, you know, ready to fight song style deal like not fight but you know, like guitar and James came that was like his he came out he did that song and then he came back on the show. And I was like, I ain't even mad at you bro. I can't make I can't I love it. I love this softer side of you. did I dig it man.
02:53:54
Speaker
i want because like here's the thing i get like where the motivation for the hard rock shit comes from like my past dude because when i was like a kid dude i'd fucking fight anybody i was crazy dude like i was like a really hot-headed kid growing up dude and did a lot of stupid shit man so like i guess i get you know when i'm feeling like whatever i write a song about it and then but i also want to connect with people on a more emotional level to know that like i reacted that way due to my emotions which is where the sad songs come from they all tie in together all of my songs tie in in some way shape or form every day speaking of people fighting people chaka you still here yeah i'm here chaka i mean little zeke uh first and foremost congratulate did zeke get a house is that who you helped move
02:54:46
Speaker
no it's my my oldest son he he had an apartment i don't know house you're mexican you got 45 kids i can't keep track of them yeah i got like 40 40-ish 40-ish 40-ish kids okay cool lastration to your boy get back in the road but i want to talk about zeke he's bantamweight championship fight coming up no or is that canceled the du the dude the dude broke his finger oh the dude got scared he's a pitch Yeah. Oh, wait. Are you talking about the nancy his his his last post?
02:55:19
Speaker
I've seen his Instagram post. yeah Oh, yeah. I don't think that one's going to happen after all. Oh, because the guy's scared? Not real sure. Just give the belt to Zeke. I'm not sure what happened with that one, but the papers weren't signed, so I don't think I was. Yeah, you just give the belt to Zeke. Sign the contracts. Yeah, you scared of Zeke.
02:55:40
Speaker
I got head off here. going to go spend some time with my girl and hang out. Hey, James, appreciate you stopping by, brother. i Give me some info. Good music, James. Good music, man.
02:55:51
Speaker
Go spend some time with your girl so don't have to make a song about her, you know? Yeah. and and Yeah. All righty, guys. Hey, James, call me. i brother Have a good one, man. Nice meeting you, bro. Nice meeting you, man. He's not making a song. He's going to making love. Me and my girl got into a big old fight.
02:56:14
Speaker
Because I was hanging out with his asshole friends. I'm going to little real quick. be right back. Because it just seemed right.
02:56:25
Speaker
You got Chaka in the bottom. He passed out drinking vodka. going to go fill up, though. it almost it almost sounded like it went right. I mean, i know I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back to my song earlier, but You listen to the words of the wise old shaman. You know. This is a warning.
02:56:57
Speaker
so we have J-Devil. in in And and why why why why Lilith when your name's Nicole? nichols Because the female version of Devil is Lilith.
02:57:10
Speaker
Thank you, J-Devil.
02:57:14
Speaker
No, she's a devil. yeah if you If you Google female devil, Lilith will come up. yeah new We've had, what is that? There's actually a whole ass fucking story.
02:57:27
Speaker
um Yeah, you should look it up. it's ah you know There's a few different versions of the story. Yeah, well, now um Gavin from Kissing Lilith um They've talked about it. lo She's my photographer and videographer too. So my music videos, like Going Ghosts, it came out.
02:57:45
Speaker
She did the filming of that. I did most most of the editing, but she's the filmer. And then i have a I have a new song coming out on the 19th called Run in Circles. And she also did that video too.
02:57:59
Speaker
And she's an amazing photographer. You guys should see her. Her photography skills are out of this fucking world. Yeah. Don't tell her that, Lazy.
02:58:10
Speaker
I didn't mean to. I didn't hear him. Good. Good. Shut your fucking mouth, That's when the real videos get released. Hey, I was going to say, if we're on the topic of music, I got three freestyles on my channel if anyone wants to hear it.
02:58:27
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I want to hear them. Drop a... drop ah yeah so Drop a sub our way. I can drop a link. Drop it like it's hot. Make sure you're following us. your it's hot.
02:58:40
Speaker
I sub. No, sub. I have three freestyles. One of them I sing. Are you a musician or is it just like playing around? No, no. I freestyle. up and I freestyle like 20 minutes a day live every day.
02:58:57
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20 minutes? That's a long freestyle. and No, no. I mean, like, every beat, I'll take, um mar raise take like, a minute break. I will. i i will say I'm to. Yeah. yeah but I mean, yeah, I don't know. I'm just thinking, because one of them is, like, a more sing, right?
02:59:11
Speaker
And it's kind of like, and then one's a rap, and then one's more hip-hop. don't know, one's deep lyrics, one's more hip-hop, one's like a sing, deep, emotional. one Like, kind of funny. i be very emotional Deep like I don't know. It's not deep, but like kind of, kind of.
02:59:27
Speaker
I want to hear him no next one to get out of them. Which one? Which one? be what's rather Freestyle thoughts? lyric I want to hear the one that you think is the best. Which one are you most proud of? that's Lyric one. Okay. Lyric one is number two, but I do two beats back to back. It's seven minutes straight.
02:59:46
Speaker
That's what's up. know what? You tree dweller, nobody cares about your- rap battle right here, right now.
02:59:57
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I'll do that too, but I can put up a beat first. If you guys want to hear what I've recorded. I've only recorded a few because i' i haven't gotten that many good ones, so I only liked a couple. Let's hear them.
03:00:10
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Jedi, I feel like we should start our round, man.
03:00:15
Speaker
That's a link for it if you want to hear it. It's in the back stage. First of all, if you're going to call it a rap band, you're already starting in the negative. No, we're doing great stuff. I didn't say rap band. I never said the word band. No, Pat did. Pat said him and Lazy should start a rap band. I agree with him. Yeah, rap band. I want to know what we're up to. I'll rap battle.
03:00:39
Speaker
i i'll but i'll rap battle the me like good twelves then and that The name of my band. Shut up. yeah and this We can call it white and entitled.
03:00:55
Speaker
Jedi. I even have a sword. i even have a sword Yeah, you're welcome. Talk about the nice. Fuck yeah. I think she wants you to give a shout out of where you got the sword from.
03:01:11
Speaker
oh Yeah, she actually got it for me as a gift, and i was really surprised, but it's awesome. Yeah, it's ah it's razor sharp, too. It was You shaved her legs with that shit?
03:01:24
Speaker
Whoa. It was literally supposed to decoration, and his crazy ass decided it was going to sharpen it. That's what I'm talking about. guys streaming too close together.
03:01:36
Speaker
I think you're right. A lot of echo, a lot of feedback. Shaman and Chaka, I'm sick and tired of this all these white people and their bullshit. ah Okay, Chaka is Puerto Rican, guys. Calm down.
03:01:47
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I understand he's Puerto Rican, so therefore he's not white. Shaman's not white. I'm a Sasquatch. We don't know what Shaman is. I'm pretty sure Shaman's Asian. He's blazing.
03:01:59
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ah He's blazing.
03:02:03
Speaker
I was listening to the freestyle. Wait, wait, wait. No, no. Glick, you need to play the freestyle so everybody can hear it. We can't just have chocolate. That's all I was just saying if he don't want to.
03:02:18
Speaker
Sorry. We all want to. Put it on. It's one of the more decent ones got. It's more intellectual, weird subliminal words. ah more like once i got more decent one i got like but it's more intellectual like weird subliminal words like i don't know it's kind of You might get it. figure it out.
03:02:34
Speaker
so you can't help Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. He said, abominatomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can't define how you're dropping these mockeries, lyrically performed robberies, with the lottery, possibly. There's a lot of calamity. What is that word? Calamity? Is a calamity?
03:02:57
Speaker
Camaraderie? um it a lemon elmarade Camaraderie. um outr rock me yeah camaraderie Are we all going to listen to this independently or are we going to listen to it together? Rottery and sodomy.
03:03:15
Speaker
This is fucking like eight minutes long, bro. Yeah, I know. It's two beats back to back. Are you going to let us all listen to it? up wait Before you hear it, I was live. I was just randomly doing this live. I got two beats back to back. That's why I just clicked both of them at once.
03:03:30
Speaker
um um'm I'm trying. I'm working. Look, I'm dealing with some dog shit ass internet. I'm trying. I'm trying. You're good. You're good. You're good. I thought you were asking why it was so long.
03:03:42
Speaker
You know, hey, actually, Glick, if somebody else pulls it up and then shares the screen with you or whatever, then... Who has access to the private chat?
03:03:54
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Everybody does. True. need to it in. Yeah, let's cut Glick out of the equation. He's kind of weighing the whole panel down. That's why that's why I love you, Sean. I thought it was my internet.
03:04:11
Speaker
I was over here switching in instead. I could definitely share it. Hey, Glick, remember before I got my computer, I had to have everybody do my shit because if if I tried to run something on my Chromebook, like it would I'd be fucked.
03:04:29
Speaker
Well, it's using process it's using processing speed when you have it on your end it's using internet when you use on someone else's end. Stop yelling at me, Jed. It's not my fault. I'm fucking trying, all right?
03:04:42
Speaker
He made Jedi go back and watch. He saw his shadow. He sucks high hell. Jedi just leaves. like, going to entertain him. He's like, I'm not even going to entertain him.
03:04:56
Speaker
Get back in my beard, Jedi, where you belong. he fuck shill that partner he said i have to take this Do you want me to share it? I can share it now. I got it. I got i got it.
03:05:11
Speaker
Somebody share that shit, man. right. Don't judge me. you shit remember let share You're putting it out to the world, bro. It's a joke. i actually I actually really like this one, kind of.
03:05:23
Speaker
yeah yeah Yeah, we're putting out to the... Dude, people listen to this bullshit. People actually listen to this bullshit all over the world. Let's go. What's going on? on and I know it's rare, but I want someone to be like, hey, this guy might have some work. Let's do some audio. Let's do some tuning. Let's get him in the studio one day. That'd be fun.
03:05:43
Speaker
let's see but la your man even so You can can start off making my intro. I know. I can get all the equipment myself, and then but that's harder, I guess.
03:05:57
Speaker
I mean, if you're trying to get some ah studio time, I know. I'll be right back, y'all. ah Me and Lilith are just going to integrate into my channel so and be on here at the same time just through mine. we back so it all right are going to integrate.
03:06:11
Speaker
him and lilith are going to integrate They're in a group right now. Sounds dirty. andflow oh Yeah. it lagging only on my end or what?
03:06:24
Speaker
No, it's lagging to the world. Let me try to share it.
03:06:31
Speaker
was like laton let me let me try to show on the computer can align. obviously see If something can never come true and it's in time, like, is it? not is this something way Oh, it was actually working for a second. I worked all sudden.
03:06:46
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Here, let me see. I have pretty good internet if no one's if no one's streaming right now my house.
03:06:55
Speaker
But sometimes they are. If my kid's playing Fortnite, I got good internet. I don't have a good internet. good job, Glick. you're You're muted. you Yeah, like I was like, I'm gonna try this. Don't tell him. And I actually turned it up. I muted my mic and I turned it up on my YouTube channel.
03:07:12
Speaker
And was like, is it lagging? Is it lagging? Yeah, it's fucking. I'm over here talking and nobody can hear me. Like, it's fucking lagging like a bitch. like i I haven't shared in the back screen. It's just that YouTube channel. It's just that YouTube tab.
03:07:26
Speaker
Okay, pull it up quick. Let's get this going. It might not work. It might. That's the one I shared, but we got that. I got that. Oh, yeah. Here, I'll remove mine. Share that one. Please welcome to the center stage. I like my brain. I like my brain. Oh, that's the end. Okay, my brain's flowing.
03:07:49
Speaker
What you want at the beginning of this? if It's up to you, really. i just don you We don't have to go through the whole thing.
03:07:56
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I'm warming up in the beginning though. That's an ad right there, yeah. Trying to flow. Keep it possible.
03:08:08
Speaker
where i started trying to flow trying to go trying to see if it's possible trying to see if this is unstoppable trying to see if the neurological happens of a quantum computer can align wonders if something can never come true and it's in time like is it a prophet is it something like off the sky g was it travis scott in the super bowl was it all a live beat yeah because i it a vladen I don't care.
03:08:36
Speaker
out here Yeah, now I got my pockets full of itch. Now what am I going to do with it? I'm in this bitch like Robin Hood. I'm giving it back to it. the shroom cap. We're going to get Lucy in the Lucy tab of magic.
03:08:57
Speaker
Want to know what you're diving for? Because the reason I do it's for my conscience, my hope. playing C, what kind of ho did you think I was talking about G?
03:09:08
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I'm talking, I got rows of corn and I got in this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:09:24
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then new beat comes around it's time to drop and i'm like wait i wasn't ready yo i feel i wobble up but i could do this in my bed but i do it it in my brain yeah because i don't have to yeah i actually i'm like outside of my body yo feel i'm yes
03:10:03
Speaker
for the heaven and the gate be open pray make the rain coming in boredom i want to speak to god i can speak what's the reason for it yeah love the season that's the reason that the rain is pouring we could grow the trees and water yeah when it's all morning let's go
03:10:33
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that's the reason that the rain is born we could grow the trees in water yeah when it's all morning
03:10:46
Speaker
Oh, wait, I'm muted. That's the first beat. We don't got to hear the whole little other second beat if you don't want, but that's that's a little something that I just came up with on the spot. I was like, yeah. got I got another one back to back. Are you sure, bro? That sounds like some shit I wrote. Here, let me pull my clip up.
03:11:00
Speaker
Yeah, let's go. now I love that shit. No, wouldn't that be crazy, though, if had the same lyrics? I was like, wait, I thought you meant similar freestyle. I'm not bad. Can I give you some feedback?
03:11:15
Speaker
Yeah, that that was a long time ago, though. That was like two years ago a year and a half something. No, I like the lyrics, but the the the beat behind it is straight elevator music. I don't like the beat. but Yeah, I was picking them randomly um on on live stream, just going through a beat. I went through probably 30 beats before I got that clip, you know?
03:11:35
Speaker
Yeah, no, no. Remix is a better beat. He's doing fentanyl on the back. No, I do mushrooms. What would I be doing? Meat alcohol, and that's it. That's my only criticism of it is the beat is – Yeah, and my audio is not on point because I'm not like doing studio quality. This is not studio quality. Anything like that?
DMT Experiences and Mathematical Insights
03:11:56
Speaker
Yeah, it was just more flow. It was only flow, yeah. It was just freestyle, yeah. No auto sound. No, there was no editing. That was all live cut, stripped cut. You should hear – I think that did better in the second half even, but it's a you know is it a long one to kind of bolt through it all.
03:12:14
Speaker
Remix it with a better beat and that shit's going be fire. Yeah, I thought about that. I have a song that ah I have a song that Ziki did. Wu-Tang. Ain't not a shit.
03:12:26
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I just like lyrical knowledge, like like weird thoughts and weird connections. It's like, whoa, that's a neurological pathway connection that I never thought of before. like my favoriteivity of it I like the of it.
03:12:38
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Yeah, yeah. Got you all in check.
03:12:46
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hear I wonder if Glick knows he's muted. youre Don't tell him. Pat Knight plays in a band, but down here it's all covers. God it. Yeah, we hear you, Glick. Don't worry about it bro. We hear you, bro. You sound great.
03:13:02
Speaker
It's a robot again. There we go. See? Told you he was a robot. Speak and spell his back. see told you he was a robot so speaker spell is back
03:13:17
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How did Shaman know that even though you had your mic off? You don't got a face, but you got an intellect. There you go. um I need a bulb.
03:13:29
Speaker
That was like the Terminator robot right there. I'll be block. I'll be block. That was like a fucking Teddy Ruxpin.
03:13:40
Speaker
Let's be honest. I heard i heard somebody wanted studio time.
03:13:47
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I'm an audio engineer. Ditto me this. Whoa. Chaka, you got an actual song that Zeke did or did he do? Oh, no. Zeke used to do a lot of music. I got one that I can pull up.
03:14:04
Speaker
Why? What is your obsession with shoving? It's about a crypto coin, but it's cool. What is that one? I was hoping it was that one. I'm not going to lie, bro. Do you care if I pull it up?
03:14:17
Speaker
Yeah, bring out it up. yeah Yeah, I love Zeke. He was, I think, 16 when he did it. he did He does a lot of music. I'll have to send some of his stuff. You know I love that kid, man.
03:14:29
Speaker
You don't even have to add. You should tell me, hey, I got something from Zeke and you and we're going to break it up
03:14:36
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From now on, if I want him to bring something I'm going to like, hey, got something from Zeke. but yeah You know what, Sean? I put it backstage.
03:14:49
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Well, no, like, present it on the screen, man. I don't know. Let me know if hear real quick. Yeah. Okay. Let me start over there. So this is 16 or 17. Yes. Is that vault?
03:15:03
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audio come through yeah you good okay let me start over then so this is zeros different print though sixteen or seventeen years this is that vat and he made
03:15:24
Speaker
You wanna talk vote, I got vote for you So let's have some fun, talk voting new I got a vote gun, I could put some vote in you I gotta vote for one and I got vote for two Bring me that lightning strike back Pulled up with a lightning strike on my back Volt army fighting, they got my back Volt army fight, Volt oh she got that oh Money on money, I'm stacking wrecks, you know I run it up Keeping it coming, you know the money never slowing down Thinking it's funny and so I pull it with the thunder Mr. Electric up on this beat, you know I got it now
03:16:31
Speaker
so I don't know about y'all, but I just bought a bag while the song was playing. I bought a huge bag of balls. I want to critique it. he He does a lot of cool shit, though. He did he hate me with his he is so legit talented. It's crazy. Hey, you don't have you don't have the other one, though? What was it? um and we're And we're not just saying that because he can kick all of our asses. I mean, that's definitely not I'm saying. I want to throw up an offer for him.
03:17:01
Speaker
which one are you talking about uh what was the one for the other one the one we all did together no the the the token what was it called token let me see if i can find that one just a reminder guys we do have the super chat goal set if we hit the goal Highest super chatter of the night. highest super everything saving the names I'll mixing as film them i do one for free.
03:17:38
Speaker
exactly huh i missed it yeah the host had something to say real quick what I don't know. I probably can't be heard. My internet's probably not going to. No, you came through. If Zeke sends me stems when he records, I'll EQ and mix and master a track for him for free.
03:17:58
Speaker
Didn't you stems? Yeah, the stems.
03:18:04
Speaker
Yeah, you don't want no flower, bro. Get him stems. I was curious, bro. The stems are the audio trackings to a recording or from a doll. oh okay yeah yeah i was i'm an audio engineer oh cool i'm uh that from his i it boom trillion dollar software that no knows about just with ai but no knows trillion well i use i use plugins and put that forests begin to twelve protein five
03:18:40
Speaker
just don't know who to talk to. I've actually invented some shit on AI. like I ran the software from Android Stop. I hate AI music more than anything else. And raised it. My shit, somehow.
03:18:52
Speaker
No offense to anybody. Alright, Dan, we're going to have to hit the studio. My whole personality is based on AI. What the fuck?
03:19:03
Speaker
I used Brock and I started mining Bitcoin. I started like best our data mining. I started doing all this shit. It's so generic. No, it's not generic. Data mining is where it's at right now. well Data mining, you get $20 to $100 a day randomly, but they paint crypto. no that might be the next way Pat and I are taking over the fucking world, so get ready for it.
03:19:25
Speaker
Data mining. Yeah. too yeah On this panel, I'm probably the greatest rapper. When I wake up, I spend about two hours on the crap.
03:19:37
Speaker
Yeah. But I say you're just a rapper. I'm the inner core. Something like the blue raspberry. don't know.
03:19:50
Speaker
Calm down, Isaac. You got even michael before you come and record and you better stop rapping before I set the record. And I'm coming to hit you second lightning like i'm coming with storms. And you're going to get fucked in this game like we're filming the porn.
03:20:04
Speaker
Damn, it is growing some corn, germinated like the shit is germinating. so I forgot. Yeah, see, I lost it. That was fast. That was fast. I tried to go that fast.
03:20:17
Speaker
but That was sick. You know, nobody should feel obligated to freestyle rap. I'm just saying. Nobody should feel obligated. I get the motive. I get the motive, too. I'm not out of love.
03:20:30
Speaker
For the first time, next one, you're legit. I can rhyme and let up everyone's name on here. it We give you content six days out of the seven days a week. We don't know how to act. Now you're going to go and get the bread to get some heads. It doesn't matter because I'm coming and filling with lead when I'm picking a shot. And now it doesn't matter when I'm throwing mic. drop you the baseline. All the headings are coming in. I'm chilling with Pat Knight. Yeah.
03:20:57
Speaker
We coming in like Vodka. Got it. I wish that was a bad joke. And now we're going to get Quantum like Personas. And now you don't know this. And now you're going to be wanting to choke. Oh, no. That's a 67 bridge. Now I'm using the Force like Obi when I'm balling like Kobe. Now going to see if we like Jedi.
03:21:12
Speaker
But wait, did I even forget the bars? No. I'm coming in like a superstar when I'm going out of this world. Now I'm setting the bar. Decent, J-Devil. Damn.
03:21:23
Speaker
Fucking... i this is the the glick talent show over here i mean i wish freestyle ain't nothing but a heart man i like be nonenical guy so i can i can hammer a nail one way a left testicle just add but that's way harder that's way balls more deep you know what i mean He's dyslexic, so he's a little backwards. That's like some satanic ass, I'm going to worship the devil type shit. But anyway.
03:21:56
Speaker
Who's going to take call tonight in nonsensical nonsense talent show? I'm just talking about the i'm talking about whoever said nailing a testicle. That part, I would say, is the satanic. That was shaman.
03:22:10
Speaker
that part that's just only that's just a saturday no it's hammer a nail with a testicle not oh my bad my bad that's that's actually pretty impressive but he doesn't have a face so we can't trust that he has a testicle sorry i my mind went morbid then okay my bad that's ironic there's actually a rap group that So everything I learned, I learned from a group of friends and these friends were in a group of 13 rappers and they were called Morbid Minds.
03:22:41
Speaker
Oh, wow. Yeah. I mean, fuck D12. We got 13 Morbid Minds. Did I say that word? Wait, who that word? forgot. You said you went morbid.
03:22:53
Speaker
Your mind went morbid. If if I guess that word and I've been guessing in the future for like six days, it happened again.
03:23:03
Speaker
What? Yeah, it's been happening. It won't stop. It won't stop. Did you say you've been guessing the future for six days? Dude, yeah, it won't stop. Like, synchronicity. Exactly. Who said synchronicity? Who said that word? bro Who do you think says synchronicity? monday um I don't know. It's coming after. It's coming, bro. It's supposed to be the future.
03:23:21
Speaker
It won't stop. No, no, straight up. i won't I'm not joking. It won't stop. that stop and stop see Game stop. I've had these patterns for like four years really strong, but the last six days have been more like like a different variable of it.
03:23:40
Speaker
Different version of it. Was this a key for or after the coma? Was this pre-coma? Only after. Pre-coma. Pre-coma. Only after for sure, yeah. But I've done whole like 6,000 hours on mushrooms, DMT.
03:23:56
Speaker
I've done DMT 60 times. Did you 6,000 hours on on shrooms? bra like are you ever not on trooms Well, I'm taking six years. Well, there this one time at band camp. Did you say 6,000? Yeah, for like like for six years, I've done it like ah ah and a huge portion, man. Look up six years and see how long.
03:24:19
Speaker
See how much per percent that is. And now you can see 6,000 hours in six years. Yeah, look up No, no, listen.
03:24:35
Speaker
times ah twenty four time uh that's fine for you leap year was it a leap year i forget i forget his leap year times important what are we doing here guys we all need to come to those one of those years is gonna be a leap year we gotta add that day in there nope fuck off we're not gonna complicate oh you fuck on okay I always fuck yeah, I was going to say. No, have the math. I have the math. 365 times 24 times 6. And what is that number? 13. 666. That's way Okay.
03:25:07
Speaker
times six and what is that number ah thirteen plus's six six six oh that too many okay 27. Okay, 366. That's 24 years you're asking. 22,560. How many hours is that, guys? How many hours is 24 hours times 60? I feel like this is the song that Rent movie. 42. I'm saying... 8675309.
03:25:24
Speaker
okay yeah how many hours is that guys how many hours is twenty four hours time take long from that rent movie forty two saying a six seven five five nine I think Knight knows what I'm saying. Knight knows what I'm saying. I know i think Knight understands. Like 70-ish.
03:25:44
Speaker
No, listen. This is the math. I know the math. I know what I'm saying. i'm saying 365 days times 24 is how many hours of a year. Times that by six and then divided by 6,000, you'll have the percent that I a have done shrooms basically in the last six years. 70%?
03:26:07
Speaker
All right, I'll math. 52,560 365 times six times you did whatever. Divide that by six. 52,560. You got to carry the one. You got to carry one.
03:26:19
Speaker
It doesn't even matter. What I'm saying is I've done more shrooms than anyone I know. yeah That's all that matters. Show your work, God damn it. You got to show your work. That's obviously 25 years. I want long math. six So your math is not mathing.
03:26:32
Speaker
okay let me know you to find that you'd have to go oh you would have to do the uh you don't need a calculator i'm fucking right it's 11.4 percent that's percent i was looking for that makes sense you can about by that by six you'll have eight thousand seven hundred thank you i are you You guys serious? I'm the one that came up with the fucking correct answer here out of all you fuckers. And it was 25 years times. You are correct. No, 24 hours times 365 times six would be how many hours are in six years. And then I said i did 6,000 out of that. 6,000 out of however many years are in six years. I've done about that many hours of shrooms in six years. It's 52,560 hours. So hours out of hours is That's about right. I would say. I would do days straight, one to three And I would do another days straight, two to three I thought Pat said it was 17%. It would be nonstop.
03:27:46
Speaker
There might be more, to be honest. they're looking at the number. No, I didn't give a percentage. Oh, somebody said 17%. When he came up the number of hours, Pat already had that part. Oh, 52,560. Yeah, but the full equation was supposed to be the percentage is what we were looking at. The equation that he gave us of his time of mushrooms included the percentage. That was a formula that he gave us. Yes, if you divide at the end. was percentage.
03:28:16
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So that's why that's why i did the percentage.
AI in Music and Technological Reflections
03:28:20
Speaker
Formulas are important. If you want to know something real, I had i had i had ah i had the ubi my i had the FBI at my doorstep.
03:28:30
Speaker
I had the FBI at my doorstep because I solved a math problem they didn't want me to solve. If you want to know the truth. listen, don't tell anybody, but a two plus two isn't really four. I'll tell you the whole story if you want One one one, man. It's two.
03:28:51
Speaker
I broke down an M80 into a radius per gram per Newton on paper. And then I could make any size radius per Newton per gram in a bomb. And they found my paperwork in ah in ah my apartment when I got kicked out for 5150.
03:29:10
Speaker
And then they gave it to the FBI and the FBI should have embraced them and said, Hey, your mathematics are perfect. Well, how do you know this? And I just said, Oh, I wanted to solve a puzzle one night. And I was thinking I wanted to just like, just feel smart and andm like do math. And they're like, Oh, okay. And they let me go.
03:29:25
Speaker
You should have just, when they told asked you that you should have said, No, I just did this math on paper and I was like going tripping balls. Like I just want to solve a puzzle. Damon did a good wheel hunting.
03:29:42
Speaker
listen Listen, next time you're going to get a batch of DMT delivered to your house, you let me know, okay? Hopefully, because I want to study it for them. Thank you. know and I want to study it for them.
03:29:54
Speaker
absolutely i did and i didn' i'm gonna die good I've DMT times, bro.
03:30:04
Speaker
Seems excessive. I've done it 30 days straight. 30 days straight the first time. 30 days straight the first time. i had 1.2 grams. I did it for 30 days straight. I don't think that's the right way to do it.
03:30:17
Speaker
I did it every 24 hours. That's the only way to do it, baby. I did it about 30 times. I'd hit like three bowls a night, though. So like three bowls a night times 30 days.
03:30:28
Speaker
thirty d That's supposed to be like heavily regulated. That would nine weeks. No, well, here's the thing. When you're smoking it, it's different than when you're ingesting it. um or iowayahuasca So if youre yeah if you're going to do an ayahuasca, that's that's a whole ceremonial thing. And i I still think you should treat every session somewhat ceremonial and definitely you know prepare yourself, your mind, your body for the experience that you're about to have because you don't know what the fuck's about to happen. But the experience in itself only lasts 10 or 15 minutes for like 10 minutes.
03:31:00
Speaker
Aren't you looking for the lady? Lady ayahuasca? not No, see, that's that's when you're doing when you're doing ayahuasca, that's different than you're smoking DMT.
03:31:11
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iowa You see? Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca where you travel to wherever it's done. ive only got DMT. I don't know. But I had the pink version. i had the pink crystal.
03:31:25
Speaker
So it had the other alkaloids in It it was like propane blasted or something. I had the had the kind of like yellowish shit. that's 99%. had the 70% with the other alkaloids in it.
03:31:35
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So mine was a lot calmer and a lot more visual. It had all the alkaloids that other people don't study. They don't know that are in there. I think that people took the bark and blasted it with propane and it's a way better process or or butane or CO2 or dry ice and they made the pink oil. I had pink oil from the pink bark. Think about it. It's a natural process where they take out the other alkaloids and I was Dude, it's so majestic. It was better than anything I ever tried. The pen didn't do it for me. This pink rock did it for me.
03:32:04
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Pink rock. Yeah, this ah this yellow powder that I had, basically. I know about it. That's 99%. Yeah, i put i did and I did what like ah i put a little i put a little green at the bottom to hold it in, you know, and then I you know packed a little something something, and then, whoo!
03:32:24
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Man, I'll tell you what, what an experience. What a fucking experience. And I was very, i was, it was my first time messing with it. i didn't, I, I was the experienced one in the group.
03:32:37
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So, uh, I took it very slow and precautious. um Um, I'm, I'm ready to go a little bit further next time, you know?
03:32:52
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yeah You can't hear you, Quantum. That's because his's part he's in the heat he's talking from the future, that's why. Yeah, sorry. I'm just kidding. I have my headset muted. But the longest I did it, though, was an hour and half straight, and that was the best one I ever had. Because I was in Colorado. I got delivered to my doorstep legally through Prop 122. I don't think I brought that up, or that was on another channel. I can't remember. Yeah, you brought that up earlier.
03:33:18
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yeah so then uh got the changa so they mix either that or i'm telling the future no oh no no they mix they mix the vine they mix the they mix the vine that's an moai inhibitor with the dmt crystal and they mix it so you're getting an moa inhibitor with it when you smoke so you can both it's like it's like giving it like a 10 time x post its potency And ah the first time I took a rib, it was like the loudest frequency I could ever hear.
03:33:44
Speaker
it felt like I was getting attacked by the cell phone towers and I could hear them all of a sudden. And I knew what's happening to humanity and it's happening to us subliminally. But and that almost broke me. But I was stronger than that. I said, now what DMT? Now what? Show me what? Now I'm stronger than that.
03:33:57
Speaker
and And then it showed me I looked at the back of my window of my car and it was all four dimensional, like infinite driveway, but it's only like 30 feet. But in the, on DMT was like infinite geometrics forms of four dimensions.
03:34:10
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And I was like, okay, now what? No, I was sitting in the back, just sleeping with a pillow and a blanket doing DMT. And I was looking out the window though, sitting in an Indian position. I did it in the front of a ah pickup truck, a four-door, though.
03:34:26
Speaker
But what what was crazy is I kept going to another dimension for an hour and a half straight. I would turn over, hit the pipe, hold it as long as I can, go back into another dimension, wake up, hit the pipe, go back into another dimension, wake up, hit the pipe, until it wouldn't work anymore. And I went back inside.
03:34:42
Speaker
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I've seen... orange I saw... i saw... um Reality turn literally animated like you would see in the the cartoons or the TV shows where shit happens like that.
03:34:57
Speaker
I literally saw that happen. And it and it it wasn't... it's not the way that you when I say it's animated it's more like realistically animated not the cartoonish and higher geometrics yeah and then I'm also I've I've seen I've seen in it entities right and then also I've been in rooms that were infinite pattern and there was no direction Yeah, same. happy The first time I did DMT, which was beautiful, I saw the infinite eyes looking at me for like Alex Gray painting.
03:35:35
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Infinite eyes. And i felt i felt I felt safe, though. I didn't feel scared. I felt like, oh. Yeah, no, it was cool. I was like, whoa. Yeah, yeah.
03:35:45
Speaker
It's called prison cells. That's not feeling shapes. No, no, no. They were individual eyes looking at me. Individual eyes looking at me. While I was pooping, damn it.
03:35:57
Speaker
Yeah. Last thing you ever want to hear when you're in prison is surprise. Sick. I turned them around. I had 60 eyes on me.
03:36:09
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No, no, no. Infinite, infinite, infinite, infinite, infinite. But Chaka knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's true. Chaka's never had surprised prison sex. Just put that out there. Yes, he has. They just never surprised him with it. That's all.
03:36:31
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I think I'm going to go play some video games. But yeah, it's all cool to chill. Hey, bro, you come on our show sometime, too. i might as well call it mine since Lazy's not even on here anymore.
03:36:45
Speaker
Yeah, the Lazy and Shaman show. Wait, wait, before I leave, are you a mod? Can you drop a link for me? yeah and are you a mom Are you a mod shaman? If not, I got you.
03:36:55
Speaker
If you got me, I'll be quick. not I got I'll put it under back chat. Can I be more bougie? Can I go in the private chat? yeah I'll put it out' put it in the private chat. So I can click it without going to YouTube on my own. Shaka just literally tried to flex on shaman. He's like, if you're not a mod, I got you. but i am a mod okay but i am a mod right i just wanted to throw that out well i'm just saying yeah and and i got my mod from wait no you didn't g give give it to me did you click no i didn't give it to you because everybody else had one and you didn't and like that's what i thought that's what i thought okay okay yeah i actually got mine from glick okay most a lot of people here didn't
03:37:43
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't even know how to do that. And, you know, Blaze was doing it. I can actually copy it. Let's go. That's what it was. Yes, Blaze. I forgot about the other people on here. they use Every time I post something in the chat from StreamYard, it posts three times for some reason.
03:38:00
Speaker
ah Because you're on um the Lazy Shaman Show posting. You're on Nonsensical Post. I'm already subscribed. I'm already subscribed. That's funny. No shit. That's what's up. That's what's up. You subscribed in another dimension and guys both met. You guys are probably brothers. Bro, you subscribed in the fucking future, bro. Come on. Now I remember. I clicked your channel first and there was no link. So I typed in Nonsensical and found this one.
03:38:31
Speaker
but well hopefully you just Hopefully you're subbed to this one, too. i am. I'm subbed above it. Yeah, no. no it was meant yeah I don't
Gaming, Creativity, and Star Wars Fandom
03:38:42
Speaker
know. I'm not to be a nerd, but have you guys heard of the new game? It's like nine months, ten months old. Marvel Rivals is freaking fun, dude.
03:38:49
Speaker
Yeah, my son. ah now you're talking Now you're talking my language. I literally just stopped playing um games on my phone like like within the past two weeks.
03:39:03
Speaker
no Have you ever played mobile rivals on Wii? More intense. Yes. I ate on shrimps. My son plays Marvel's on the Xbox, and it looks really cool. It's actually a fun game. I like that It's a fast-paced auto-chest. You have to react and move and think. and that's no Your brain is flexing. You're moving. That's what I like.
03:39:27
Speaker
I like it. It is fast-paced thinking. was actually shooting real lasers through my eyes. Yeah, they just got they just added Cyclops yesterday. Cyclops yesterday. yeah I just want to smash it. Yeah, yeah, whoever said that.
03:39:47
Speaker
but yes I play more of arrivals with my kids. Oh, that's why, you know. ah Yeah, if you want to add me, um um my name, I'll type it in chat, actually. you watch It's really easy to remember. to Yeah, put it in the back chat. I'm bougie. I play ranked. I've been playing ranked mostly, but I i play both.
03:40:09
Speaker
I got gold, and then i i like got started I started to get owned after I got to gold. They're shooting a hell of a fire in the front in front of my house. Yeah, that's the best study.
03:40:20
Speaker
remember That's what Where is my little bitch tonight? i haven't understand this been eye to me but Yeah, that's my name in the back. I'm going to head out to you guys. Thank you, man.
03:40:35
Speaker
wise it man I do. Stop by sometime, bro. Dogs, cats all all around. Everyone, thank you. Appreciate you stopping on the panel, man. Appreciate the follow, subscribe.
03:40:48
Speaker
Cheers to you, brother. yes yes appreciate your beard isaac spirit quantum man yeah i hate i hate that man spirit quantum man head i feel like need to listen to that when he was on i mean do you need something to drink i think he's still here just need something to drink or something to drag I need something to need something to drink.
03:41:22
Speaker
I'll be right back. Let me buy a drink. Then later he's to be like, blame it on the alcohol.
03:41:41
Speaker
i don't think you can blame that on alcohol No, you can't. what you did and What did you do to Jay? Is Jay alive? I was... He had to check out for a minute. I went downstairs to go check on the dog and get the dog back inside. Well, they integrated, remember?
03:41:57
Speaker
he had to go take a shit. Oh, they did integrate. out Now Jay and Nicole are one. Yes. Yes. They are now j Lilith Devil. Devil.
03:42:08
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Jay, do you hear this?
03:42:15
Speaker
See how l is at the end of Devil? It's Devi and then L for Lilith. Yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it. I'm all tied in the closet. I'm all tied. I got one hand loose.
03:42:30
Speaker
he's He's voice typing. Blink twice if you're in danger, Jay. Look, she's controlling him right now with her spells. does she is look look looks She's giving him the look. Lilith is not wits.
03:42:44
Speaker
Show me on the teddy bear where she touched you. Yes. Fuck the teddy bear. Show me on this Barbie where where she touched you. I i don't think i don't think he's going to be too upset if she touched him. I'm just saying.
03:43:02
Speaker
You're not wrong on that one. Now, Jedi was here. We ask him where show us on the doll where Jedi touched him. He might. wait so Show me on Pat where where he touched you.
03:43:16
Speaker
you you a lot of here a lot of the
03:43:24
Speaker
oh It's been a fucking while. Last Saturday night was dead as shit, man. And this week, well, Shaman was there. Shaman was there with me last last week.
03:43:36
Speaker
Shaman's a writer guy. Pat was there last week, even through all his technical difficulties. Hey, Pat even bought freaking you whatever. screamy That's great. Yeah, you bought fucking Streamlabs or whatever. That's dedication right there, boys. ah ah pat Pat, I got to tell you, bro. I got to tell you, bro.
03:43:56
Speaker
i was on this too I was on this kick yesterday. I was fighting, fighting with ChatGPT. I was cursing ChatGPT out.
03:44:08
Speaker
Because I was trying to make this picture that went with the song that I made about Jedi and Rocky crossing the line and me eating Jedi. And Chad GPT made the fucking picture. Like eating him out, you know what I mean? No, no, no, no. Not eating him out. I was like i was i actually fed on him like a sacrificial lamb.
03:44:31
Speaker
Chad GPT ate thing. Lilith knows about sacrificial lambs. They made the fucking picture, but it was real cartoony and campy, and I was trying to make it a little darker, a little edgier, and everything else, and it kept telling me it went against their guardrails.
03:44:48
Speaker
Pat, I fucking... I am now paying for ChatGPT because I ran out of free uses to make this guy a picture. Also... wal dollarler i had a few I also ran out of free messages while I was yelling and cursing ChatGPT the fuck out.
03:45:05
Speaker
ah Let me see if I can make a point.
03:45:13
Speaker
Yeah, yeah yeah i was I was so mad. But you know what? i needed i needed to pay for Chat Shippity anyways. But I will say, at the end of the day, there it is. At the end of the day, I didn't get the picture I wanted.
03:45:26
Speaker
what i i didn't get the exact picture I was going for, but I was able to create and get them to make, well, they created the picture, but I was able to get a picture that actually turned out way cooler than what I was going for. And you guys can see it right here. Yeah.
03:45:43
Speaker
I can't see it, but you guys can see it. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I got my man Shaman in the background right there. got Rock Lee over here and Jedi, like the little bitch that he is. Let me see if I can – because I use Grok. Let me see what Grok comes up with. don't like Gronk. Gronk is retarded. Just like Gronk.
03:46:01
Speaker
i don't i don't yeah i don't like cronk gronk is retarded just like him just singing and jump on A lot of my stuff comes from Grok. If you look at my thumbnails, a lot of those are Grok.
03:46:15
Speaker
All my thumbnails come from... So this is a thumbnail that I used tonight if you guys didn't see it. yeah It's all ChatGPT. That's cool. yeah I spent all this money on all this stuff and then I watched these countless hours rabbit-holing how to make it where I'm not delayed. So finally I go through this. I change all my settings and then tonight I'm like...
03:46:38
Speaker
Hey, Miss Knight. um Actually, more when I talk to her, it's like, hey, baby. But no, and then i'm like, can I borrow your laptop? She's like, yeah. I plug it in and it fucking works perfect.
03:46:53
Speaker
I can't win. This is why I'm so happy all the time. let's like You know what? let's do Let's do the penis test, bro. Penis. i know i I know I got a picture of Lazy somewhere on here. All right. All right. That was pretty quick.
03:47:07
Speaker
sir Sir Pat Knight, are you and you guys you you're married, right? Yeah. you call Oh, yeah. Our eighth year anniversary is actually coming up the 23rd.
03:47:22
Speaker
Is she her too? mrs night You keep calling her Miss Knight, but she'd be like... Say what? You keep calling her Miss Knight, but she'd be Mrs. Knight, right?
03:47:35
Speaker
Yeah, miss means you're not married. Mrs. means you're married. Yeah, it's Mrs. night. I don't know. Do you think my girlfriend would be offended if we started calling her lady squash? don't know why. Lady squash.
03:47:49
Speaker
and Lady squash. Not squash.
03:47:59
Speaker
No, because if you were talking to her, she'd be like, i wish I was single. I was just fucking retarded. and I'm sorry. It's lady, lady squatch.
03:48:09
Speaker
It's a lady squatch. The thing I do when I do shit, I guess mixwa is it's pretty from around and remove the roots and all. She's so proud. she lookss and tells her yeah that That's my Squatch.
03:48:33
Speaker
She's way too proud that I'm big dummy. Eight years on the 23rd of this month. Eight years? And I can't believe that she stuck around this long. Yep. Eight nineation all eight years.
03:48:47
Speaker
you keep drinking that and You keep drinking that non-alcoholic bouche lattes and you'll make it to 10.
03:48:57
Speaker
I drink anything that's alcoholic, I won't make it 24 hours. i got little notes on that. There's notes everywhere.
03:49:09
Speaker
you gotta learn you gotta to learn willpower and and and self-control
03:49:17
Speaker
so i'm just trying to find a picture of lazy and i can make this i have no self-control on saturday nights but i only drink on saturday nights this is the only night of the week i drink let me tell you i mean that's pretty much self-control though then it really is oh yeah i don't uh hey you want this one right here um one that whose family owns a couple of bars so i actually got a ah picture it lazy Okay.
03:49:45
Speaker
I mean, I got this one. Let me see. I got this one. That's funny. I got this one. Oh, yeah. You guys put the back. Oh, look at Lazy. Got a little tan there.
03:49:56
Speaker
I got that one in Jedi. got this one. I also got this one in Jedi. but that That's the most realistic looking one.
03:50:08
Speaker
I got this one in Jedi after I took his pants off.
03:50:15
Speaker
That was the one we talked about. He had a little something on his his throat right there. Like on his trachea. That's got Modog and Rocky in the picture.
03:50:28
Speaker
Modog looks way too like involved and excited. I think that was Japanese because his privates are blurry. um So last Saturday night, called out.
03:50:40
Speaker
ah i got called out and and and And I was told that I am not um i am not worthy to be Sith.
03:50:51
Speaker
However, and and sorry for are you all you... ah Trek Jedi, Trek Wars, Jedi Wars, Star Trek, whatever the fuck it's called. All you fucking virgins out there. I think this is pretty badass. And at the end of the day, I think this is the greatest character to ever walk the the George Lucas ah ah multiverse or whatever it's fucking called.
03:51:17
Speaker
But right here, the greatest Sith master of all time.
03:51:23
Speaker
the glicks it is kind of cool with the weapon and it's too those weapons are good shit i got i got i got i got a fucking i got noon chuck a sabers and a dual saber mace like brah brah i'll beat a jedi's ass i'll beat the hell out of any jedi i'd like to see anybody use both those weapons at the same time I could.
03:51:52
Speaker
I mean, clearly. that's That's me as a Sith master. And I'm doing those weapons. That's better than the purple dildo that you had there, Shaman. Shaman, this is the first time I'm disappointed
03:52:10
Speaker
disappointed. I don't carry a lightsaber, okay? i I fuck you up interdimensionally and shit. You're goddamn right you do. Listen to the wise shaman.
03:52:20
Speaker
Okay.
03:52:23
Speaker
You want to talk about photo edits? You're a Jedi monster.
03:52:29
Speaker
What'd you say, Nicole? I'm sorry. I said you want to talk about photo edits. You should see some of the ones I've done for J-Devil stuff. That's not a photo edit. That's an actual picture of me. No, it's not. this is This is an actual picture of me. Yeah, it is.
03:52:44
Speaker
look Go ahead. and Have you seen me? I shave. i shave Saturday night. But the rest of the week. Yeah, okay.
03:52:57
Speaker
The rest of $1,000 in risers a month? Yeah, this is what I look like. and know I have the Wolverine one my intro video.
03:53:08
Speaker
Or no, actually, it's in my outro video. won don't fucking see anything. hey won' love wovering one i The one I made the other day. And also to let you guys know, I've added you guys all, if you're okay with it, if you're okay with it, if not, I can edit it out.
03:53:22
Speaker
But I make all my own intro and outro videos and I've added you guys' this channel to my intro video to telling people to like and subscribe. I'm not okay with it. Get that fucking shit out of here. What the fuck? and What the fuck is wrong with you? i don't want you to promote my channel. god damn For free? For free? Oh, hell.
03:53:42
Speaker
Right, Shaman? How dare you? We should ban Sir Pat Knight. How dare you, sir? How dare where you great don't Don't take it out, brother. Thank you so much for including his network.
03:53:59
Speaker
good I got yours on there, Shaman. Jay Devil was yelling earlier we were back. Okay, that's what's up. That's what's up. That's what's up. I'm sorry. What was that, Nicole? I said Jay Devil was yelling at people who would turn on the podcast. when I know he was. Yeah, that was cool. Shaman shaman was commenting about that. he was like, this man's literally just riding his bike yelling at people. tempted It really was. And they looked so confused when they turned and looked at us.
03:54:27
Speaker
I love Jay. Jay's awesome, man. That's the guy. Yeah, they did say they'd check it out, though. What's that? The people that he yelled at did say that they would check it out, though.
03:54:39
Speaker
I hope they do. I have a feeling they were they were lying so that you didn't come back and spell it out for them. They're like some crazy you guy yelling at us while he's riding bike down the road. Okay, buddy, we'll check it out.
03:54:55
Speaker
Yeah, i I'm going to stop playing and check it out right now. Oh, live? Right now? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, fuck Disney. At the end of the day, fuck Disney. No, I love ja ja James. James is my guy. That's a good dude.
03:55:08
Speaker
a James Licker introduced me to him, and and and that's my guy, man. I got nothing but love for him. You know, ah I appreciate everybody. and I love all these guys. Chaka comes up here and Sir Pat, world famous Sir Pat Knight. Hey, it's It's Chaka. What the hell did I get at? You said my name. What the fuck?
03:55:34
Speaker
Well, I said your name and then Chaka showed up and turned his hammer on and looked real gay. That's just my natural look. Can we edit that out with Jimmy and Jay it?
03:55:48
Speaker
I look naturally gay like that. oh Yeah, we do have a chat between us. just I recently did for him. Oh, that's dope. That's cool.
03:55:59
Speaker
Tell him to pull his goddamn pants up. What the fuck is wrong with that? He can hear you. He's playing it on through his phone. Pull your goddamn pants up, Jay. Those are actually some sick fucking pictures.
03:56:13
Speaker
I'm going to send you what I started with. um Because you'd be a song. I dig this.
03:56:25
Speaker
Are they nudes? Shout out to the New York Knickenbackers. They are your 2026 NBA champions.
03:56:41
Speaker
Their fan base is fake, non-loyal, fair weather, and non-existent. And they're a bunch of fucking animals, which I'm sure New York will be set on fire and they will riot in New York. Did they have the final game tonight?
03:56:58
Speaker
They did, and they won. i think it was in San Antonio. And I hope dear New York fans, big Knicks fans who are only your fans because of this season and this season alone.
03:57:12
Speaker
If if you are in San Antonio and if you are in Texas for tonight's game I don't know where tonight's game was. Please do not act the way that you acted in New York when you won the other night because the folks in Texas they openly carry And they will gladly, without question... Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
03:57:39
Speaker
So wait until you get back to New York and then act a certain type of way because... our friends out in texas will send you to meet jesus if you act a certain type of way very on um but love let me add something more to this that i mentioned last night so we can put all this energy into you know your your team winning or not winning and all this and that but let's let's put some of this energy into like i don't know
03:58:10
Speaker
You know, getting the people responsible for, like, the Epstein files or dropping, you know, ticks off and and people's properties and stuff like that. Let's put the energy towards something that'll really, like, help humanity. You don't want to tell you that.
03:58:27
Speaker
Yeah. yeah but's Let's do that instead of worrying about some stupid bullshit. they like You're going to have a new team next year that's going to win. so i mean You're worried about athletes that don't give a fuck about you? bro Meanwhile, they found 71 girls in a tunnel just in New York again.
03:58:47
Speaker
so and and and that goes for me. um i am ah i am ah I am an avid sports fan. I love sports. I love watching football, college football, professional football, basketball, baseball, hockey. Like I am an avid sports fan, but I got to agree with you. The energy that sports fans like I love my teams, but.
03:59:10
Speaker
No, you can and you can do that and you can support your team without. I mean, look how much actual energy is going into like, you know, causing all this havoc when when you could use that towards something that needs to be, you know, ah deconstructed.
03:59:28
Speaker
i don't think i'm gonna be deconstructing because there's no revenue in it i was trying to mean there's a lot of rock cameras that are going up and nobody gives a fuck about that you know people are burning down junkyards they're putting a lot of uh uh ethanol in our gas so that it'll break the old cars and our new cars are spying on us so hard that if your eyes aren't facing the right way it's gonna shut down and if you got a warrant it's gonna lock the doors and uh have the cops come and get you i mean this is this is literally right around the the corner and nobody cares about that shit but you know what my team didn't win i'm gonna burn this place down it's all from mainstream j devil is hog tied in a closet uh nicole threw him in there hog tied them through him threw him in there uh
04:00:17
Speaker
we're trying to say they integrated they integrated oh yeah wait they're integrated so so i so i googled lazy jet that picture in the back back chat i i googled lazy jedi and this popped up
04:00:35
Speaker
you automatically got backtage passage and i want to show it It showed him I guess black i don't know which friday was but it's lazy fighting the lady for ah for ah it looks like a TV I don't even know that I even know they made under under yeah that's the one which one it's the it's this It's the same as his head so which one is leaves me je that i don't know the lesbian the lesbian on the right or the lesbian on the left yeah one of the one of the lesbians on there things lazy street credit that's all i gotta say yeah so that's what if if anybody's curious i feel like this is i feel like this is our it is june it is pride month so this is our pride picture
04:01:26
Speaker
Give me that TV, bitch. yeah He does kind of have that that Drew Carey kind of face on him there. Speaking of Pride Month, I would like to shout out the south lesbian community for leading the the leading highest percentage in domestic violence out there. The lesbian community. Cheers to you guys. like twenty Yeah, let's go.
04:01:51
Speaker
hell yeah 20 years running, the lesbian community has been leading the domestic violence percentage rate. So cheers to you guys. I'm glad that men are the terrible monsters. We call them C-terrible. Girls, been not women. Sorry, Nicole. I'm not talking to you. No, no, you're good because you know what? i actually have a bunch of brothers.
04:02:08
Speaker
yeah However, you did beat up J-Devil and lock him up in a closet. Now that you guys are a lesbian. Before integrating, you know. if you didn't Well, bye i need a I need a refill.
04:02:22
Speaker
no well Sorry, I'm just throwing statistics out there. I love my games. I love my games. It's Pride Month, and I could even cheers. that's I'm one of his boys. That's what's up, Trenton. Where are his boys from like an hour ago? ah um I'm one of his boy. um but i'm a I'm one of his squatches from like a few months ago.
04:02:47
Speaker
I don't know where back home. Where is Jay from? Jay is actually... Uh-oh, uh-oh, trying to get his secrets out, huh? Shut up, Shaman. And that's all I'm telling you. Where's Jay from?
04:03:03
Speaker
Missouri. That's all you're getting out of me. Jay is trying to come. You guys are only like two hours away from me. You better watch out. Sir Pat's coming for you. no wasari Sir Pat Knight was actually born in East St. Louis, actually. That's where my mom was from. That's why I was putting put up for adoption. Thank God. but probably named Shaman, hate to break it to you, but Sir Pat Knight comes for all the boys.
04:03:36
Speaker
Oh. It's milkshake. It's like that milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard. Yes, sir. The backyard. The backyard, if you know what I mean. What the fuck is
04:03:48
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backyard boys are back they're nice being on the stream you guys but hey i'm not gonna lie i'm trying to get his backyard too he's got a hot tub in it and and an in ground pool in ground pool a know above ground pool you ain't inflated nothing okay i got that money son
04:04:16
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Did you get a prenup, Sir Pat? Mrs. Knight's got so many raps in that damn thing right now, I don't even know if there's room for people. I don't fucking care. I'll jump on one of them raps.
04:04:28
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I'll be on one of them raps. What's Oh, God, she's got a golden swan that will hold you with ease, dude. Hey, what's up, Mrs. Knight? I'm just... Don't mind me. She's gonna come in the house and go... ah Pat, there's a Sasquatch in my swan drinking Miller Lite. That's just Glick. It's fine. It's fine.
04:04:55
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Watch out. The chlorine will bleach your hair. We spend a lot of time out there. I've never seen that happen. It's nice. He'll be a Sasquatch with tips, with frosted tips.
04:05:10
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frosted tips i'll be a sasquatch all over unless you've dyed with a million times with the hair dye and you've leached it before dying it sas i'm looking like i'm auditioning for a backstreet boys cover band with all my frosted tips Sasquatch You can join Jedi's rap no I was thinking it and you And you saying Well we know who's sharing the brain cell tonight ah yeah You're welcome for sharing it with you by the way ah You know if I could share a brain cell with anybody It would be you shaman It's a pleasure and an honour honor my friend
04:06:01
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Oh, the pleasure's all mine, sir. Oh, you're too kind. You're they hate the fact that that you and I are constantly on the same team.
04:06:19
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They get so jealous. But they cause the most shit between the four of us.
04:06:29
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like I mean, they do. They really do. And I literally just come in. I'm like, all right, what's up, everybody? And then I'm in the middle of shit all the fucking time.
04:06:41
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cons yeah only other person depend you I'm a victim. I'm a victim. We're victims.
04:06:53
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Hey, have I told you guys about this youtube YouTube sign right here that I got in the background? it i'm saying My wife's cousin, I guess there was some kind of fair or something going on in LA and he saw that and he stole it and gave it to me. I was like, oh, god oh that's awesome. they're thinking like ran out.
04:07:15
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So what you're telling me is that you at this moment are in possession of stolen property. Yes. Who's just like they're standing under a bird purge. Philip Astor.
04:07:29
Speaker
Who's dressed like that? i think you're talking about Sir sir Pat, and unless you're talking about Freddy Krueger. oh I'm also trying to figure out. Wait, dressed like you're standing under a perch. Never mind, you're not dressed like you're standing under a perch. I was thinking maybe because- wear this when I stand under a bird perch. I just want to say, Chad, who's not only embraced the summer Hawaiian t-shirts, and t just hey you know what?
04:07:57
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I'm going to ahead and call her on now. Kyle is the best member of a while. That's Hulk Hogan. He's racist. I figure long as I'm going to be on this show each week, I'm going to go by the dress code.
04:08:14
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That's not very Hawaiian. This is a little bit of what a I cant do very quickly with photo editing if I can figure out how to pull it up.
04:08:30
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and i cha I need a beverage. Give me one second. I'll find the best one for you, Glick. Hold on one second. I think I am lagging so bad.
04:08:42
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now Glick lagging if it's on him. oh Oh. If it's only him that you're hearing cutout, then it's him.
04:08:55
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White spots. White spots. Oh, what kind of code are we using here right now? White spots.
04:09:15
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just like you're standing under a bird perch. With white spots. Like bird poop spots?
04:09:26
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Yeah, I think I just cracked the code.
04:09:31
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Maybe it was me because changed my background. I don't think I had white spots, though. Let me
04:09:39
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Maybe it was don't know. Freddy Krueger, you know? don't see no white spots. And I went to Hulk Hogan. yeah be
04:09:52
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Mr. Rogers. Motherfucking gangster right there. That's the original gangster. And
04:10:01
Speaker
then I got the leprechaun. Do you listen to that artist prof? P-R-O-F?
04:10:10
Speaker
I don't listen to anybody right now. If they're new, I'm not listening them. Oh, he's not new. He's been around for a minute. This dude's got a, he's got like eight, he's got Tourette's. He's the first rapper I've i've ever seen that has Tourette's. Hey, J-Devil's about to come back on. ducks and sell fucking cool Oh, are you de-integrating?
04:10:31
Speaker
Yeah, totally. But ah there is a surprise for Glick waiting to be seen. It's There's a prize for Glick. Where? It's the presenter. That would be it.
04:10:44
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Send me that would be the protective goal be that it's to be that our in our in our...
Merchandise, Nostalgia, and Community Engagement
04:10:54
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I and da so
04:11:02
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i just made that That's awesome. I love it. That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty damn good. You already sent a picture me. That was great. Sir Pat, that's what your lovely wife has to look forward to. He said it. I wanted to prove what I could do. yeah That's awesome. but I would say you guys.
04:11:30
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The, uh, that's, um, that French Row Rifle company that I have a couple Hawaiian shirts from that I, that I love. Uh, Kayla was on their website the other day and they have, they have Sasquatch Hawaiian shirts.
04:11:48
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and Sasquatches are on some heavy artillery. This one is custom made. This is the only one. I had this professionally made.
04:12:03
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I like it dig it and one that i what's it. What's the details, you got sir Pat? It's all in for beers because that's all I used to drink.
04:12:14
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We got a graduation party in two weeks and we got vacation a week or two after that. as soon as the graduation party pat well actually as soon as we're done buying everything we need to buy for the graduation party and as soon as we get done paying for vacation i'm ordering the the retro rifle sasquatch hawaiian shirt and i'm gonna rock the out of that shit i can't wait to get it i may buy it beforehand but that's neither here nor there know I was I was growing I was scrolling through tick tock look and I seen some Sasquatch there there were dad shirts like and now they have you remember the old school like what was it a dog and they they have these dad it was that a big dog themed big dog it was big dog but it was these ones are Sasquatch shirts but they're like the big dog shirts and they they shit like yeah look pretty cool i was like yeah yeah they got a whole like that question nine
04:13:10
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Yeah. like some duluth type They look pretty decent. I was like, ah I'd rock that shit. i folks saw down i i gotta reminded me of the big
04:13:23
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remember yeah like when i was in high school you couldn't wear them to high school or something because it was like i forget what they were but they had like the kind of sexual indiendo kind of yeah he's like big dog you holding the hose and yes so stuff like that i like those folkss i forgot about those my boy uh worked at one of the stores that sold all the clothes it You know what brand I used wear?
04:13:50
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um you know what brand i used to wear I'm sorry. Waldo? That'd be cool. Yeah. early as with going on it celebrate america wear's waldo shirt
04:14:07
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oh where's walda that cool shirt I used to wear those. It was called Stussy. You guys remember the Stussy brand? Stussy, yeah. ah Oh, yeah.
04:14:22
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I wish they would bring that brand back because I like that kind of like style they had, like the old school Stussy brand. I used to wear that shit. So type of sure you know what just thought about? With New York winning, Benzel wears Waldo shirt.
04:14:39
Speaker
Oh, I love it. is red And celebrate America. I rock that shit. Fucking sick. You know where Waldo's at? He's fucking working because he's got bills to pay.
04:14:55
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Yeah, he does.
04:15:00
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So with New York winning, right, the the championship, that means that there was something in like one of the Epstein emails that had a prediction of all the champions and it had been right up until 2026. And then now it said the Knicks was going to win. So now they won. So that's over with.
04:15:22
Speaker
Well, I think the person who predicted that was Isaac Spear in Quantum Man. Oh, maybe. He predicted that on his first day. Day 59. Day 59. Knicks are going to win. You're really not supposed to do that stuff 60 days in a row, though. No. I think you're supposed to do it.
04:15:39
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Hold on.
04:15:41
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date fifty nine nicks are go to win you're really not supposed to do that stuff like sixty days in a row so no ah you're supposed to do shake three so done Whoa.
04:15:55
Speaker
So what about his marriage of honor? It's every day. It's only been like 30 years.
04:16:03
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Dude, I got, I got five more years to retire. going to be the biggest. fuck right dare mike you
04:16:10
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Glick. What size are you? Uh, uh, man size. He's man size, bro. Right now. Currently comfortably like a three X.
04:16:22
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I feel like my heart is a little different variety than what yours do. If I end up finding something, I will buy it mail it to you, buddy. Well, I'll put i'll put you like you know ah put it to you like this, sir pat Knight. I'm me. Solid.
04:16:40
Speaker
right around somewhere between two eighty and three hundred pounds <unk>re about same paul as me solid so headgway
04:16:49
Speaker
yeah i i do this is this is a forex i will i will i will say i will say this for as big as i am ah i feel like i carry i carry carry this 300 pounds pretty pretty well compared to to to other people i'm not talking about you chaka but like i said though um We, uh, Caleb, uh, lady Squatch, uh, if we will, um, her cousin's husband is little bit shorter than I am.
04:17:24
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He comes up to about here. and And he's, he's weighing in at about two 25. But if you look this side by side, like he's a solid dude, he's a big guy. You know what I mean? But see, I have, I have a, I have a weird body type. Like I, I'm, I'm six foot.
04:17:43
Speaker
I'm 315, but all my weight is in my ass. If I stand up, I have a huge ass. I just got i just got a big old booty. you go to Brazil and get then? yeah i' not like a i not like a special but fifteen i got a pound bill i joke when serious thing a belt like a woodback gorilla a football hollow I'm all like, like if I spread my, if I spread my arms out, you know, they say like, yeah.
04:18:17
Speaker
spanish wow how long people are add i six six See, I'm, I'm jealous. I'm only like a Greek and know you guys i but i'm i'm not i'm not a little i'm not a little guy um i'm actually pretty tall and no i i just weigh a lot way a lot i don't i don't think i'm that tall i'm just really dense okay like i don't i don't think i'm that tall i'm 6'3 and i don't think i'm tall this is night where i used to i used to be you know what's crazy i'm 40 i'm 45.
04:18:58
Speaker
I'm 45. I used to be taller. I literally used to be taller. I think I'm shrinking as I get older. My great-grandma was drinking. Glick. Jay wants to know if you actually made a mistake. All right, J-Devil, I'm out of here. I got to work in the A.M. I'm proud of you, big dog. Hey, Trenton, thanks for rolling through and showing Jay some love. Appreciate you. What did you say? Hold on a second. did you say, Nicole?
04:19:25
Speaker
doesn't really love friends. He says he's one of the voices from that one. Jay wants to know if but that one ja what still if you actually made him stickers. you did did I'm way down on getting the mail.
04:19:40
Speaker
I'm sorry, what? Was that King's side Snickers? Snickers or Snickers? I heard Thickers. Yeah. I did. nick I'm not going to say what heard. The Knickerbockers? What? pickcker what did What did you hear there, sir Pat Knight?
04:19:58
Speaker
but Don't use the hard R. That's all I'm saying. So it's fine i have to make I had to make i had big vinyls made for Wally's Rough Truck. And while I was on the website, I went on ahead and i ordered 100 stickers.
04:20:17
Speaker
You mean stick us. yes Just stick us. Yeah, bro. Chill with that shit, bro. Thanks, Chaka, for being my only friend. You're going to get canceled. But I do have... Because I wanted to see what they were look like, and I'm going to keep a little bit. I got to give something to Wally because some of the guys... Don't high on your supply, bro.
04:20:42
Speaker
Some of the guys in the... And the Rockshot community, they want to put them on their helmets. but What I have left, I would like to anybody who wants them, reach out to me and send me your address. And I'll make a video once I get them. ah yeah a You have a community. A couple of few your guys' as way. And if you guys want to put them on something you have or if you're at in a restaurant or a bar or or chaka if you're at work and you want put it in the shower hey i put that shit on all the showers top tow they what you are to
04:21:21
Speaker
to rewind a bit you have a community that wears helmets have you met me that's is that way they're all gonna slap on a helmet um helmets arounder on them
04:21:39
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and crowns are awesome. I got a collection of a bunch of like other YouTubes. like i'm not i'm not saying i'm not I'm not charging anybody any for anything for them. I mean, I just ordered them, and I figured you know, I'll keep a few for a few myself. I'll get the the guys in the rough truck community, their stickers.
04:21:57
Speaker
And then whatever we have left, we'll send them out and you guys can throw them up in restaurants, bars, wherever it's got our QR code on it. So people can just do give, do giveaways, bro. Do giveaways. yeah yeah Do you like chats with, or do streams with giveaways? Stickers are stupid cheap. So if I like the way they turn out and they're cool, I'll order a whole bunch more. And, uh,
04:22:20
Speaker
I mean, I know I'm getting my balls busted. i know i'm still that You still got to pay shipping. I've done stickers before. I can afford my own stickers. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
04:22:31
Speaker
these are I don't know. I don't know. They got 100 stickers. Yeah. They got charcoal hair. anybody you got hundred her yeah they stuck um here
04:22:52
Speaker
I can't hear you. i Hold on. Are they scratch and sniff or what? mean, if don't, I'll put my balls up and they're sniffing me.
04:23:08
Speaker
i mean that'd be cool i mean you know if they're gonna you could make them look like a sasquatch and you could get it on the qr code yeah it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't a terrible price um um i just don't kind of get a judge because i know i'm getting yelled at by a lot of people for merch but i know uh you're lacking so bad all i heard was my balls judge merch Oh, he he said he's getting he's getting yelled at by people for for not having merch or something like that.
04:23:46
Speaker
yeah You should have merch, dude. That would be cool. yeah but ah i'm not i'm not lying you i'm actually having a stroke right now okay that checks out that checks out no i want to have what if what what a relief what a relief because i thought your internet was bad ho yeah yeah my i that night come on i want to have merch and i want you guys to buy the merch But I got to make sure there's a demand for it. And and I don't want to gouge you guys. you know I don't want to charge you guys $50 for a fucking t-shirt.
04:24:23
Speaker
You mean? think the best thing in merch to start out with is koozies. Koozies are the best thing in merch to start out with. And the place where I'm ordering everything from. Condoms that go over the bowls.
04:24:38
Speaker
Over the ball condoms. Got it. Call it balls. Are you guys in that movie? didn't it Why do you need your condom to go over your balls? I might be on DMT, but didn't we have this conversation?
04:24:51
Speaker
Yes and yes, Sir Pat. Yes you are, and yes we did. one Fuck. I hope my next leap is the one home.
04:25:03
Speaker
No, i wouldn't I wouldn't give you guys merch. I've actually been... I've actually been working on a more streamlined, nonsensical not network logo. You know, that's kind of just throw it on the front of a shirt. And then if you want a particular show let logo, we'll throw it on the back of the shirt for you guys.
04:25:23
Speaker
So it has to be in demand because I don't want to charge you guys it. a ridiculous i'm always i'm always down to buy other people's fucking wish like i my my closet is full i've got so many different sweaters with other people's when i used to go on their channels i would wear their sweater just fuck yeah well not only that but i also want to be like if i get to if i get to go see a comedian like you know i make i make uh thumbnails for those comedians
04:25:55
Speaker
How cool would it be if I could show up with a nonsensical network logo on front and then on the back their thumbnail and give them a show? The lady that you have. I'll send you. I'll see. Glick, I'll send you a ah a site that I use to. I mean, I made some sweaters. I did a bunch of you know little pictures of everybody. like You might have seen. i don't know. But it's like, ah you know, avatars of everybody. And I put them on a sweater really cheap.
04:26:21
Speaker
really It actually doesn't cost you anything. But they make it for you and they ship it out and they they you can pick the prices size depending on the size of the picture you want. yeah It's cheaper and then the more detail. But it's it was a pretty decent site. Like it was I set up the what I wanted, like the picture where I wanted it. And then that's all.
04:26:43
Speaker
And then I put it put the site up if people want to buy it like a ah couple of people bottom. But yeah I didn't have to pay for them the site. you You pay the site that does it. So none of the money came to me or nothing. it it It was strictly the site.
04:26:57
Speaker
We had, what was it, spring tea? Spring tea, I think it was. But the quality of their merch, the quality of their shirts were not good. Like, I was dating i was dating a woman at the time, and she bought a hoodie, and it came in, and this has been four years ago, so my son was not eight, nine,
04:27:22
Speaker
And she bought a hoodie for herself, and it and it had our the nonsensical nonsense on the front of it. And then on the back of it, it had our catchphrases. It was a really cool-ass fucking hoodie.
04:27:34
Speaker
And she got it, and it came in the mail. She was she was a small woman. like She was tiny. ah and and And there was no way in hell that it would fit her, but it fit my son at the time. It's not going fit him now because he's a fucking Sasquatch like me.
04:27:49
Speaker
And the kid is almost 13 and it's like, Hey, I'm going to need you slow down because I call him calfzilla because like he's catching up with me in height, but his fucking calves are huge, man. yeah Like he is a monster and he's,
04:28:15
Speaker
I got to teach this kid how to fight because he's too big to not know how to fight. But he's such a... Send him over to Kelly. I'll get him trained, bro. Yeah, I know, right? Hey, Zeke, you want to come to Ohio for a couple weeks, buddy? Zeke, like, this this he he is such a sweetheart. Like, he's he's he's gentle as can be. He don't want to fight nobody. He loves everybody. But I'm like, dude, you're a big guy. You're going to have to out punch somebody right in their fucking cock holster. Because... Because if you don't, they're going to take advantage of you. Yeah, but those those sweaters, and I think i I got mine maybe ah maybe a year ago.
04:28:55
Speaker
I've washed it multiple times, and the picture still stayed good. And it's literally one of my, I don't know what brand it is, whatever they use. It's like my favorite sweater. It's fucking comfortable. So I'll send you that link, because they make decent stuff. Yeah, let me know, because I didn't like what Teespring does. So, like, back in the day, any wrestling fans out there, you guys know the NWO? Well, nothing sucks more than getting a good shirt and then one wash and it's done.
04:29:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, we and the picture falls off? Yeah. Yeah. We were doing a thing that was glue. And I did this.
04:29:35
Speaker
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm sorry. I'm sitting on your tee, but. that's what it is time and i but like the old school wcw nwo uh nwo logo but it said gw and then it had nonsensical nonsense on the back but when it showed up at my house the logo was like really big and it went across the shirt And it went up around the front and then on the back where it said nonsensical nonsense, like wrapped around in the back and and like kind of meshed with the other shirt or the other, the front of the shirt.
04:30:17
Speaker
And then the shirt was just wonky. it didn't, it, it, it, like it fit me, but then the neckline was, was just not good. I feel you. I feel you, Glick, because the neckline, like this shirt, I made this one too, like through the sight that I'm telling you. And I'm real particular about my, I'm a bigger dude, and the neck is going to either make or break a shirt for me. I like the neckline on it to be thick because I wear an undershirt. But they make good shirts. Like most of the shirts I wear are, I've made them. You know what I mean? I want the neck, like this, mean, the whole brand shirts I've learned
04:30:53
Speaker
i am sure yeah way When you button in the top button Yeah, because of my beard so let me pull my beard out of the way I mean it's buttoned all the way up, but I got a little opening but my beard hides you know what I mean? so Yeah, I gotta have like a certain collar or else I will wear the shirt if the if the collar is loose I'm like it fuck that. Yeah, I don't like it. It looks stretch and let's but I will say I will say you know i'm looking at I ordered everything from DTF Ninja.
04:31:25
Speaker
I can get my transfers and all my stickers and everything through them. I can get shirts through them. They use Gildan t-shirts.
04:31:40
Speaker
They use some quality products. I was looking at hats today and I realized that they have 4740. for your hats, they have the FlexFit for your hats, and other brands that are quality hat brands. The hoodies, they wear some, they provide quality brands with DTF Ninja. So I'm excited to meet them and I'm excited to move forward with them. And I'm also kind of contemplating reaching out to them
04:32:13
Speaker
Maybe she and a couple of times. Oh, that'd be cool. i I've got hoodie. Now, I'll have to get two of them. This night likes to wear more shirts and then she boot and stretches them. Yeah. That shit makes me so mad. Yeah.
04:32:27
Speaker
But I mean, I've got five shirts and transfers here. what's up these mode for for wally i'm just waiting for wally to send me the mu give me the money for another another cool thing i did for for other okay so i'm i'm friends with a lot of people they're in a lotto community so these guys's channels they have they make their own coins because they use those coins to scratch off lottery tickets they do lottery ticket youtube channels um i know a person i i got that that makes these coins and they can make coins for your channel too that you can they're pretty cheap and you design them oh you and they're and they're just fucking and for me i collect challenge coins because i'm in law enforcement so i i have tons and tons of like military and and law enforcement challenge coins but i also got all their challenge coins too but that's another cool thing for your channel is those challenge coins you know you'd be surprised how many people are interested in those things
04:33:25
Speaker
beast mode what up homie
04:33:30
Speaker
I think Glick froze. I think he froze and went to another dimension. What's up? You're going have to ask one of them what he thinks about that.
04:33:45
Speaker
I think I'm going to do that. I think I'm going to I'm just going to make some fucking challenge coins and put your guys's fucking logos on them. Have the lazy show. Yeah, bro.
04:33:56
Speaker
use because everyone for me grow um I might start doing scratch-offs. the did i well it's nice It's not even for scratch-offs. It's just like to have. like they're They're just cool. i don't You can use them for whatever. yeah I think it'd be hard to have. I might even do it. I buy scratch-offs from time to time. yeah I put it in one those cases. Put it up on the thing with all the other cool shit I've got donated.
04:34:19
Speaker
You got deleted? What the fuck did you do, bro? So so here's the thing. If you guys aren't already if you guys are already, follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
04:34:30
Speaker
You can find us everywhere, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. If you're not already, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. I'm going to mock up a shirt. And if it's something you guys want, and if enough people respond to it,
04:34:46
Speaker
then i will make the shirts up. I literally have everything. just want to make sure there's a demand before i order everything and I buy and and i and i make the shirts at the end of the day. At the end of the day.
04:35:02
Speaker
So as long as as long as it's a quality shirt, bro, they'll sell. You got to have a quality shirt, though. It's a shirt that I'm going to wear. It's already a shirt that I've already made and I purchased.
04:35:16
Speaker
and And I do wear it. I'm a big guy i like you, Chaka. So I'm going to put it out there. What are we talking money-wise to get this shirt to the Huffington? $3,000. Yes.
04:35:29
Speaker
thirty thousand dollars yes well if If you how many how many days a year I drink by the numbers in a and then round it up.
04:35:49
Speaker
it's yeah that's the percentage is twelve point four is twelve point four it's twelve point four percent of we take shirt you following us on Facebook or Instagram. Go follow us. I'm going to put a post up.
04:36:03
Speaker
I'm going to see if the demand is out there. if the If the demand is out there, I will order the material specifically for a nonsensical nonsensical shirt and they will be available for those of you who want to buy them.
04:36:20
Speaker
Once they receive, the shirts will be made and they will send out to you. that's my shirt that's made out of i want a shirt that's that's sir pat as we heard from the great kevin costner and phil the dreams thats sir pat ah a d not a girl yes as as as as as as we heard from the great kevin constantner filled a dreams doesn they something out there pull me I'm going to put it up on social media. If the demand if the demand is out there and you guys want it, you have to use social media. Just like Glick said, if you feel it, she will come. and then and i's that cute girl?
04:37:05
Speaker
That cute girl is Sir Pat Knight. know I already knew was coming. See that DMT's kicking in, motherfuckers.
04:37:15
Speaker
He knew that already all three hours before we knew it. What's going on, Steph? and what What are you doing, bro? There's so much lag tonight.
04:37:27
Speaker
im inspire but we grew on that's her husband abortionfriend behind her there I don't know if it's lag or if it's the DMT that I just took tonight. I'm not a girl. I'm a woman.
04:37:40
Speaker
okay it's ma' you set of a benchch i'm not a girl i'm a woman so it's ma'am the e like isn't that the way they do that though like you get a treey respect Okay, you're gonna me with some God dare respect. You're like, whoa I gotta see I gotta see what you got there. Oh, Glick just fucking his A well ran out. He didn't pay the fucking money. He got scared, man. He got scared when I went that deep with it.
04:38:16
Speaker
his his free membership available to go hide you would do a renewing subscription his stream yard ran out down on us you know right now he freaking out whoa he went down on us it's all right sha made a promise if this happened all right you guys
04:38:35
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well i nobody on this panel can can should be able to click uh comment so i knew he was back hey li are you back i'm back okay what is that what are you keeping your beer in what the fuck is that that's cool bro bro show me show me educate me right now because that thing is cool bro all right bro i gotta tell you the story behind this because you know i drink miller like the It's hard to find any any Miller Lite. Well, actually, walmart currently Walmart currently has a Miller Lite hat.
04:39:13
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Chaka, you'll appreciate this. I know you're not Mexican. I know you're Puerto Rican. But I was like, I'm not buying a Miller Lite hat. It's one of those, like like, it's like a round hat that, like,
04:39:29
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Jesus would wear when he's doing my lawn care. So anyways, I want a Miller Lite cowboy. Miller Lite, if you're listening, Miller Lite. The preferred beer of the Nonsensical Network.
04:39:45
Speaker
What are you doing, Miller Lite? Somebody tag Miller Lite in this bullshit. I drink this religiously. I'm a fan. I love it. I want two things. I want a Miller Lite cowboy hat. I want a Miller Lite Hawaiian t-shirt. And I want you guys to sponsor my fucking show.
04:40:06
Speaker
That's all I want because I'm going to drink your beer regardless. However, this, this, my friend. What is this thing right here? I don't know if you're going to find a cowboy hat. They got like Bush cowboy hats. but I don't know. What did he just put that over?
04:40:23
Speaker
Is that like a giant koozie? Well, we walked into Walmart and I seen it and said Miller. And I grabbed and I said, I'm buying this. And Miss Lady Squad.
04:40:40
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the
04:40:44
Speaker
Oh, it's a golf thing? It is a beer koozie. It holds five 16-ounce pounders. we're calling a saquatch pocket leave this this is for gold he it oh it's a gulf fucking it's ah it's a golf thing it is a beer cui it holds it holds it holds five sixteen ounce pounders Okay, that's cool. I've never seen a lot of my god that.
04:41:14
Speaker
that's That's a lot of cock. I can only imagine that it'll hold at least eight 12-ounce cans, but check this out.
04:41:25
Speaker
It's a beer swing. fucking Hey, dude. I'm not going to lie. That's fucking go that's pretty fucking cool. I would buy that. I would buy that for me to enjoy my ah Dr. Pepper. yeah I love this fucking thing, man.
04:41:43
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to no no i saw what does it Does it keep the beer cold, though? Yes. It's made of the same material as the koozie. Yeah, because I saw you pulling out of that, and i was like, what the fuck is he holding this beer in?
04:41:57
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was like, that thing looks cool. It's the same material as the koozie made, so it keeps them cool. and it And like I said, it came with a koozie. came with a free koozie.
04:42:08
Speaker
That's pretty that's pretty cool so you can take it that that actually is cool i like that you can take it out of this giant koozie and put it in another koozie miller light why are you not sponsoring my show i want a miller white hawaiian t-shirt and cruis i want to miller like hawaiian t-shirt i want a miller white light Fucking, I said white, sorry, 40 and slip.
04:42:38
Speaker
That's how you know it was right, right? Miller White. That's how you know it was right, Shaman. Yes, sir. That's how don't get your sponsorship right there, boy. I want the cowboy hat, I want the Hawaiian shirt, and I want the goddamn money, Miller Light, because this is the preferred beer of the nonsensical network.
04:42:55
Speaker
And if you don't drink Miller... Hey, J-Double didn't know you had hair. He's always
04:43:00
Speaker
<unk> always had a back when he was man. What? Nope. J-Devil was astonished that you have hair. gleck do have hair.
04:43:12
Speaker
j devil was astonished that you have hair i do have hair
04:43:18
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, found a Miller Lite straw sun hat. but he miss Sir Pat Knight. Well, i've i've seen I've seen Miller Lite those sun hats. I've seen them all the time. Yeah, but I honestly don't see a cowboy hat with it. I see a Bush Lite cowboy hat.
04:43:42
Speaker
Yeah, no. Walmart has a Bush Lite. I've actually got a Budweiser cowboy hat. You know what you need to do You need to get some ah Miller Lite hat, take the the badge off of it, you know, the patch, and then sew it on to a cowboy hat.
04:43:59
Speaker
um They actually make Miller Lite cowboy hats. They do. Yeah, they actually have Miller Lite cowboy hats. Or, here's a great idea, Shaman. Miller Lite cowboys. Or, or. but but Sorry.
04:44:14
Speaker
They're like, Miller Lite. You're not helping me here, all right? Sorry. I'm trying to get paid, bro. I'm trying to get paid, bro. It's Pride Month. was trying to help you out. Like a rhinestone cowboy. and they want to send me a rainbow miller light hat all right you're gonna get a miller light hat with rhinestones all around the side of it yeah you know what if you know what i'll sing i'm a rhinestone cowboy hey what's that uh what's that material where like when you rub your hand on it they're like little circles but they they change like colors yeah hyper color
04:45:00
Speaker
like deal No, no, it's on girls. It's on women's dresses and shirts and shit. Yeah, like I got the men with strange pillows. What's it called? Like, you rub it down. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sequence. Sequence. Sequence. You're going to get a rainbow hat like that with rhinestone brim, Miller Lite. I don't give a fuck if Miller Lite sponsored it. And then it's going to say men's mental...
04:45:29
Speaker
you're gonna you're gonna have they could like is this a unicorn no this is miller life this is man i don't give a book i can start every show that i can do with welcome to nonsensical nonsense or nonsensical network coming live from the miller light studio and this is glicks house of music boom I don't give a fuck if I got a fucking sequined cowboy hat. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and welcome to the and these are cool Nonsense Network, sponsored by Miller Lite, with your host, the Sasquatchian Glick.
04:46:02
Speaker
I don't give a look. He's going to be like, these are my matching sequined pasties. Because at the end of the day, Millerite is sponsoring this network.
04:46:15
Speaker
i think you mean it's the Nonsensical Network. Nonsensical, Clint. Oh, my God. This is your local friendly Sasquatch.
04:46:29
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It's your lick. The hat can't be made out of plastic because the lesbians will choke on it. You know how many fights are going to start in the lesbian community if you get that hat, though?
04:46:42
Speaker
where where' Where's Scotto and Ty at when I need them? My two favorites.
04:46:51
Speaker
Thank you for letting me know. I was a little skeptical for a second. So you guys think anything's going to happen on the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary Nevada?
Speculations, Collaborations, and International Audience
04:47:02
Speaker
I think England's going to try to get fucking froggy and they're going have to get slapped in their fucking cock holsters like we did 250 fucking years ago. You think, hey, wait, wait, wait. You think they're going to throw a bunch of tea into the Gulf of America?
04:47:18
Speaker
i mean, we already kind of did it. Miller, like cowboy, had... that's what I'm talking about, Steph. I have a Budweiser one. I used to drink Budweiser.
04:47:29
Speaker
Yes, that's what I need. I need the Miller Lake cardboard cowboy. What if the cowboy had had like little spots to hold the beer around the top of it? Well, that's called football. Steph, thanks. It's my grandparents' dog.
04:47:44
Speaker
that's That's called goddamn modern convenience right there. That's not a hat. Sir Patrick has got his thinking cap on. I like the way i like the way s sir pat s Sir Pat is thinking. that's but i'm an alcoholic Oh, that's why it has non-alcoholic beer. There we go. You know what, sir, Pat? From one alcoholic to another, even though I didn't give up, but I ain't no quitter. Mama didn't raise no quitter.
04:48:12
Speaker
I say cheers to you, sir. And I was even going to be able to put ice in the little dip part. So that way. Oh, now now you're getting crazy. Now you're just... but how you That's amazing. Like the Swiss Army knife reinvented. Drop that little bag of ice in that. Like they the Hooters. I'm not.
04:48:37
Speaker
thats google and Hey, once again, you guys, it has been great as always. Tonight was not my fault on the lag, so. It was fault. But once again, you guys, sir, what the hell was that?
04:48:54
Speaker
What? What was that? Hey, hey, hey. that was me laughing. Are you okay, buddy? You choking? Is he choking? Is he all right?
04:49:07
Speaker
Choking on these nuts. These nuts. You start talking about that pride stuff and all of a sudden he's that's what you're choking on. My bad.
04:49:19
Speaker
You know. You know. Steph. I'm not stealing Wi-Fi again. I have my own Wi-Fi. It's just fucked up. I don't know. I think you're using the 7-Elevens Wi-Fi that's next couple blocks down from you. I don't know if you're using the Donald one.
04:49:37
Speaker
it's mcdonald's guys signing off for the night it's been great get easy man have a good one bro hey but don't forget the show on fridays you got to come by stop by i don't apparently i don't yeah yeah he doesn't but you should stop by so i don't think you know for him you should yeah you should i'll be in the chat i'm sorry i'm on the contract no look right now we'll have to talk to our attorneys see if that's see if that's doable or not he's He's under a strict contract with the non-surgical man.
04:50:08
Speaker
love You have great night, man. Thank you, brother. I'll work out the specifics. Don't worry about it. Guys, take power it easy. I'll iron it out. Later. All right. till next time iron it out yes sir on i feel like i feel like right now he's getting ready to go carve some some kind of like figurines out of wood sacrificial sacrifice right now he's making a little shaman fucking wood morning hey y'all big hoss in the it's the hoose
04:50:43
Speaker
big hoose get your ass up your house hit that hit that uh streamer link and then come on uh the nonsense and and chill with the lagging lady ladies watching we're having a conversation the other night and and and And I told her, I said, I feel like a fucking piece of shit because i love shaman and I i tolerate Jedi.
04:51:13
Speaker
ah But I never have the time to get up on their show. You know, like I'll go in and comment and, you know, I you guys out and i put you in our posts and stuff like that.
04:51:24
Speaker
And she's like, well, they don't go live until late on Friday nights. Right. And and I'm like, yeah. And she's like. Well, you know, if the kids are here, once the kids go to bed or after we've calmed down for the night, we'll stop you from jumping on there for an hour or two. And I was like, i don't know, because usually by the time we calm down, like, we're getting ready to go to bed. We're putting the movie on and shit like that.
04:51:52
Speaker
So, per conversation, there's not going to every Friday night, but I'm going to try to come up there from time to time on Friday nights.
04:52:03
Speaker
You know, you should yeah you should go hang out with the lazy shaman show is the most consistent. and I mean, course, you click. You're always on. But before I met you, they're the most consistent every fucking Friday. I mean, they may be a little late.
04:52:19
Speaker
I mean, but i every Friday. that doesn't got a show yeah every every once in a while you know not every once in a while but a little bit more often come up for an hour or two maybe have a couple beverages uh and be a proper co-host for you shaman the co-host that you deserve thank you that would be awesome uh you know i feel like i i gotta to take my presence out of the chat i gotta take my presence out of making a post
04:52:49
Speaker
and and whatnot i tell the guys i tell ro that's right well Welcome to the Narcissical Network.
04:53:03
Speaker
a bitch Glick has the biggest goddamn ego I've ever seen in all of my streaming ventures ever. But he will bless us. He will bless. I will. our world bless I will bless. I will bless the shaman show.
04:53:21
Speaker
I'm just a co-host. I mean nothing. But shaman does shaman does the Lord's work. He does God's work every Friday night. e Shaman does shaman does.
04:53:34
Speaker
He didn't hear. I really was going to. I really was going to jump on stream yesterday, but I was at a whole nother level. I got so fucking drunk during chat. I was like, I'm getting drunker and drunker as a tag. Every minute, i was like, I'm fucked up. I passed out.
04:53:48
Speaker
guy got a promotion. He's a big boss now. Now he's like, I just fucking get tore up every weekend. If it's a day, I will pull the flow up. you know I just appreciate the fact that you don't use that lame ass excuse on Saturday night and you come up here and hang out.
04:54:06
Speaker
No, I ain't going to lie. The doctor put me on fucking the Wagovi. Dr. Slug? So if I drink a little bit, dude, I get so drunk. I'm like, wow. like wow
04:54:23
Speaker
I got a little tipsy last night. i yeah so so that that's fair That's fairly new for me. so now Now when I drink, I got to remember like what what I can drink or what I can't drink. because like Can i fly ask you guys something? Can i ask you guys something?
04:54:40
Speaker
Is this serious question? yeah Yeah, what's up? We'll keep it between me and you. And the thousands and thousands of people that are watching. Hey, shout out to Ireland. I just want to serious shout out to Ireland because I was looking at like our, our podcast, our, our podcast, like the downloads, people who listen to the the audio only, and they're not watching us live.
04:55:06
Speaker
And, um, people listen to us all over the world, which that's weird. I said that last week. like We're number 17 in the comedy category in fucking Vietnam.
04:55:18
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that What up, Vietnam?
04:55:22
Speaker
or be Just make fun of our accents. Like, i let go i don't like i don't know what's going on, but we're number 17. Once upon a time, we were number one in the Dominican Republic. Those are your people. Latinos. Hey, what up my Latino community? a a but i get that And then now he's not number one anymore.
04:55:44
Speaker
yeah Now you just drop down. You're not even on their charts anymore. So allow for downloads for America, all of America, all of America, there's like $20,000 for the audio on the podcast.
04:56:05
Speaker
So they're all, I literally downloaded, those are all from me. well from you i appreciate it am that big of a supporter this is the weird thing oregon and the united states of america oregon loves us which blows my mind because your entire west coast is a bunch of libtards uh that's mk but oregon is the most down any who's that doesn't matter
04:56:35
Speaker
It's like 20,000 downloads in the United States. Right? Listen to us on podcasting platforms. Ireland. Ireland. A little tiny island country. thirty 30,000 fucking downloads.
04:56:56
Speaker
In Ireland. You're the king of Ireland. I am the goddamn king of Ireland. You're not wrong with chocolate. But for a while there for about a year, the Philippines was my biggest a viewer.
04:57:11
Speaker
You little film know, no I don't I don't have no idea why I did. um So there was this there's this Filipino female that that does a karaoke live stream. I went on there and just said hi and hung out like I do with all the other streams. All a sudden, like that whole year, the Philippines was my biggest subscriber. it It fell off now, but like couple years ago the philippines was like my number one and i like every stream i wanted to start off like hello to my filipinos and you i mean you look you know not to be wrong i thought you were a mexican for a long fucking time puerto rican and i'm like yeah it was the weirdest thing and then i thought you were a mexican and you told me you're a puerto rican and i felt bad
04:57:57
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mexico I just feel good that you thought I was Mexican. I never get i always I do. Yeah.
04:58:05
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yeah Look, I'm not going to hold it against your wife that she's Mexican, but if she wants to hold it against me because she's Mexican, I mean, no disrespect by that, but she can gladly hold it
04:58:29
Speaker
check You're about to feel the wrath of the Mexican right now. I'm sorry, Chuck. That was head. mean, no disrespect.
04:58:42
Speaker
love you. I love your family. Your wife is a beautiful lady.
04:58:49
Speaker
and i mean that's disrespect mean i you know i love you i love your family wife is a beautiful lady She's hot tamale. That's why I'm here. She's a hot tamale. She's a hot tamale.
04:59:03
Speaker
I don't like spicy food, but I'll make an exception. I'm just saying. I mean, what? Again, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Not really, but you know I'm kidding. ah But I'm not. But I'm kidding. Hey, Mrs. Jocker, you ever tried the Sasquatch? Hey, what's the matter with...
04:59:26
Speaker
You got the Puerto Rican, but you never had the dance squad, you know what I mean? We both got small dicks. That's where she disagrees. That's something that... Y'all kill me, I swear.
04:59:46
Speaker
You know we in the same game, bro. I don't think so. I'm just kidding. I don't got small dick. My hand's just big, that's all. but i but my hands my hands's just big that's all
05:00:05
Speaker
I don't care. I don't care as long as Chaka's got the pocket snacks. That's all I'm worried about. I guarantee I got pocket snacks. I will fucking Heisman Trophy stiff arm his wife right in the face to get to the pocket snacks.
05:00:18
Speaker
yeah Nah, bitch. I'm here for the peanut butter and pocket snacks. Yes, sir. yes sir Haas, are you going come up and bless us with your presence, are you just going to chill and chat, and your hair is almost white now? Also, I think that Chaco... And I've got earrings.
05:00:40
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Chaco.
05:00:47
Speaker
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05:00:58
Speaker
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05:01:09
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don't don't I don't know. don't know. don't I know. don't
05:01:18
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18 ounces of mac and cheese is not that much is it Steph you know you Steph you know who kissing Lilith is
05:01:29
Speaker
and she's not by the way no she's not thank you Blake I actually getting ready to jump back on here and say that enjoy your weekend bye nickelback Okay, have fun. Lilith is her name before she integrates with JR Devil.
05:01:46
Speaker
and then e resistance I'm to go grab me one last drink before I call it and I'll be right back. Y'all are not a glitch.
05:02:01
Speaker
Tom, I got to tell you, you said you going to be drinking this weekend. Lilith is my name. we're getting a regular shaman i don't feel like we're getting any extra special shaman this weekend well i'll tell you what um i i drink quite you know a few last night i have a couple left you're gonna be on for like two more hours you know i'll drink you'll be on for another hour i feel like i'm gonna have to i can either door dash more beer which is gonna get me in trouble
05:02:35
Speaker
Or I can go have me a couple margaritas, the which is going to get me in trouble. board one The last time I drank margaritas, I slept until 3 o'clock.
05:02:49
Speaker
Also, I'm going to 100% real with you guys. My body is fucking wrecked. I took two days off this week from work.
05:03:04
Speaker
My back is fucking destroyed. I couldn't move for two days. I went back to work. um I am in so much fucking pain.
05:03:15
Speaker
i Even it right now, I am in so much fucking pain. The entire right side of my body has been
05:03:26
Speaker
fucking wrecked for the last month. I don't even know what... I don't know what's going on. Did try going to chiropractor? This is the mindset that I have is yeah it'll go away.
05:03:40
Speaker
So the only this is not an excuse. This is not any bullshit or anything like that. This is just because early I only drink on Saturdays.
05:03:51
Speaker
The only time I get like a time out from the pain or I get to kind of just fuck I'm not hurting is when I'm drinking.
05:04:03
Speaker
So ah like I'm really fighting the urge to not go grab a margarita.
Nostalgia for School Days and Family Memories
05:04:11
Speaker
I just I want to go to the bar. That's what does it for you, a margarita?
05:04:16
Speaker
But I mean, you strictly drink beer. Like my my body, ga the way it is, is on me because I've destroyed my body throughout the years. I'm chock is 45. I'm 45. But I spent the last 30 some odd years and instruction and I played sports in high school and I got beat up in high school and I also did a lot of terrible things in my early 20s that kind wrecked my body. What did you play in high school?
05:04:48
Speaker
Yeah, so So like this is like the only time that I'm not in pain. And it's like, I'm looking at the clock, and it's like, it's 1.30 in the morning. What's the matter if I have another drink? I think he would play chess.
05:05:05
Speaker
Bye, Steph. So, yeah, I don't know. ah they they They were asking what sport you played in high school. I played baseball. I a cheerleader. Hold on.
05:05:18
Speaker
i was a cheerleader hello wonderful water polo excuseing it's hit on whatever yeah you know i actually uh played football i played baseball um i played basketball but two things about me and basketball uh i'm actually a decent basketball player but i realized that i had two jobs when i was on the court i was a big ass monster and
05:05:51
Speaker
And my job was to just body check the star player into the 17th row of the stands and go ahead take that technical. I mean, you got to do what you got to do. Okay, so I want to tell you something that's reminding me.
05:06:07
Speaker
So two days ago, my my niece, my youngest brother's daughter, she had a dance recital. She's like, she's a young girl. I want you guys to know that Chaka's brothers and him are all like you got what three brothers three but we're all different shades of uh they're all different races so my my youngest brother but my my black brother with afro yeah a study but his being funny that's not even me being funny chackish he's dead serious brothers and he said i should know it's funny you know what's funny is is she is the whitest little girl
05:06:46
Speaker
yeah And that's coming from my my but my darkest brother. But anyway, she had a dance recital. So I drugged my kids along. I was like, if I got to go, you guys are going. This is family. We're going to we all show up for each other. And we're watching. They had 24 different songs. My my niece only danced in three of them. So we sat there the whole time.
05:07:05
Speaker
But anyways, that this this dance recital was at my junior high in another town in 1995 is when I left that junior high. And so I actually walked through the hallway and there was trophies of of when I was in junior high of of me. And I got to show my kids like, hey, this is like one was like for basketball, one was flag football, and the other one was like volleyball.
05:07:28
Speaker
But it had my name right there. It was it was kind of cool. I, uh, my dad went to a different school than I did, but I have his football helmets from when he played football. Oh, that's cool.
05:07:41
Speaker
That's cool. I have my basketball Jersey still from like junior high and one from high school. It fits my kids. It don't even fit me. It looks like sports bra. My freshman year and my, um, Yeah.
05:07:53
Speaker
my freshman year and my see here here there any other
05:08:00
Speaker
I actually kept that jersey, and i almost didn't graduate because of it. They wanted me to pay for it, but I got out of it somehow. i don't remember how I did it. um I'm pissed because I used to have my Pop Warner football jerseys um and AAU basketball. that year what What happened with it, Sean? You lost it or what?
05:08:17
Speaker
um Yeah, just over the years. you know It was at ah actually at my mom's house, and then I don't know what happened through moving a couple times and shit.
05:08:28
Speaker
I lost all these love notes. I love all these love notes from girls. It was great. I kept all these shits. I was like, I'm to show these to my son, how much of a pimp I was in school and shit. He's not going to believe it with these girls. Oh, my God, you're so sexy. want you so bad. I had love knows too. And then when I got with my wife, they disappeared. don't know what happened to them.
05:08:54
Speaker
Maybe that's what happened to all my shit. Maybe one of my wives threw all my shit away. Yeah, i don't know what happened to But the one thing I regret, I regret, One thing I regret i regret it regret i i regret like michael the only thing i mean might is my my fucking class ring. I have the sick-ass class ring, dude. Class of 99 from the high school i went to, and I fucking don't know where it happened.
05:09:27
Speaker
My Letterman jacket and my class ring
05:09:34
Speaker
It's somewhere. and Nobody will understand this, but it's a river here in Ohio. Somewhere in the Kikosian River.
05:09:46
Speaker
Oh, man. That sucks, dude. like That's cool shit that like now that I'm older, I wish had my class ring and my Letterman's jacket. I don't have that shit no more. Yeah. I was feeding a girl who was a psychopath.
05:09:59
Speaker
call it That's usually how it works out. Yeah, that's my second wife. ring up one ourro so I of money.
05:10:17
Speaker
and know i come from a very large family like like way have athletes and i think there are total waste of money
05:10:30
Speaker
yeah I don't have none of that shit, but I still have access to my old-ass MySpace account. I still have access to my MySpace account. They changed up MySpace, but it's still active. It's still active. if you know youre Yeah, but that shit is nothing like it used to be.
05:10:47
Speaker
Nothing. but But your pictures and stuff that you had on there, you can still get them. cause yeah That's what surprised me. i was like, shit, I got junior high pictures on here? Fuck, that's crazy. What? Last time I logged in, I couldn't see shit.
05:11:00
Speaker
Yeah, like I got all my shit. I sent it to my wife because I had like a full head of hair and I was like, what's up, girl? you I downloaded them I had to use some kind of app. I forget what it's called. Drop Bucket or some shit like that, but I had to use that. Oh, Dropbox?
05:11:21
Speaker
Dropbox. i think it was Dropbox, yeah. ye Yep, yep, yep. For some reason, it was connected to MySpace. I don't know what they got going on now. All right, sir. Oh, that's cool. Photo bucket or Dropbox?
05:11:35
Speaker
I think was Dropbox. Because ah those were like pictures that I took when I thought I was cool back in the day. and it So that they were actually decent pictures that it was cool to have. In the mirror with the phone and the flash.
05:11:51
Speaker
No, it wasn't even a phone. It was an actual camera. It was an actual fucking camera. somebody Somebody else had to take the photo. or well don't even know if it was digital. I don't even know if it digital. I think I had to but we didn't take those into Friday.
05:12:07
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Yeah, it was one of those box cameras that you had to fucking scroll and then take them into Friday. know what you're talking about. be doing all the kids. and when you're getting developed like the person developing goes through them all he's like i know what you're talking about i've seen them in the museum hey yeah hey but they're coming back like like the polaroids my son just went on his honeymoon uh to hawaii and they bought These Polaroids are back, but they're miniature Polaroids. They're little tiny things. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I had the old school. I had the i had the real legit Polaroids that came out like good-sized pictures.
05:12:47
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Yeah, then when you take nudes, like nobody knows, you know? Yeah, and it's all blurry. You got to take like five of them to get one good one. it just It just sucks because you can't like sneak it, right?
05:12:59
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You can't sneak it. because because And then you got to wait for develop and you're sitting there like, fuck. Come on. Yeah,
05:13:10
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that kind of ruins the mood, right? Hold on, baby. Stay right there in that position. This is going to be a good one, baby. This is going to be a good one. In order to develop the fuck.
05:13:25
Speaker
It's crazy like the the way that technology is advanced since I was I remember my first cell phone and then it was just a audio vox fucking what an
05:13:37
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it was no audio audio box. And then I got a Nokia. Something like that. Nokia was my second. what the next house Oh, shit. I had Nextel's my first job.
05:13:50
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and I never knew what a Nextel was until at first I worked. My first one was black and yellow Nextel break. And I'm going tell you guys right now, I'm going to tell you right now, that sound still makes my stomach dry.
05:14:05
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Yeah. It was like a walkie-talkie. It was like a walkie-talkie, right? I'm just telling you, bro, what are you doing? It still makes my stomach drop, and it still makes me nervous because all my friends, we all were construction, so everybody had next to us. Yeah, same here.
05:14:26
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So you could be out, and your friends would drive by and see your truck, i shot let da but just right i remember i don't and it they worked I don't remember how they worked. to you Did you have to have their number? Yeah, you press you had a number, right? And then you would hold it like a walkie-talkie and they would do on them. So as soon as it's on your side, you're like, hey, pussy ass bitch, what the fuck you doing?
05:14:57
Speaker
That's the shit. They should keep that shit. Go fuck yourself, bro. I'm in the middle of fucking Sears right now, you son of a bitch. And like everybody was like, everybody got that shit. And when they knew you was out, them mother... And I was guilty of it too.
05:15:14
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We'd all just fucking hit that keypad and hit that button and just scream the most dirtiest, bronchiest, ball. Wigger, wigger, wigger, wigger, wigger. wigger wigger wigger yeah I feel you. F. Joe said he had the original original brick model that had a clip and the antenna went all the way to his armpit.
05:15:37
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I had my audio box. I remember my audio box. I had to pull the antenna out. That bitch was like this. Yo, I remember remember the car phones. Remember the car phones? Took up the whole center console? That shit was fancy. I've never had a car phone. Never had it in my family. We weren't that. um My mom bought a used BMW one time. like i was young. I was young. It only BMW I ever saw in my life.
05:15:59
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um She had bought a used BMW and it had a car phone in it. Did it work? I don't remember. I don't fucking know how to do that shit. I was that young. I wasn't using a phone or shit.
05:16:12
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I never even seen a car with a car phone. I don't even know what they look like. put it Put it this way. That was so expensive. That was emergency only if it worked. You know what i mean? oh Like, yeah, you wouldn't be, nah, nah. Because you remember cell phones?
05:16:27
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Yeah, and he had the car phone. And it was like in a bag. Like, look it looked like a, like, It just a bag. And you would take it and you'd put it in his a semi.
05:16:39
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That motherfucker did not work at all. Like, his semi, his CD radio worked better than that fucking car phone. Well, there was there wasn't much infrastructure, if you think about it.
05:16:51
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Oh, yeah. i do that i do i do remember I do remember my grandpa. He had an A-track in his fucking trailer that he had. But he had this gray...
05:17:02
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phone. It was a big it was like this shit looked like it was a big ass gray phone. and Yeah, yes, that was black, black antenna on it. I don't know if it was a car phone or not. But he was always talking to my grandma on this big ass fucking phone while he's driving.
05:17:17
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i don't know. Yeah, it was always what he's driving as a car phone. then it It was probably connected to his just slanted. what What was that?
05:17:28
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I said the volume were just talking about, was it, you said was gray and they like, what was the speaker that you spoke into and the speaker you were listening to slanted? Yeah, it was like ah ah like a seat.
05:17:41
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It was a house phone. He used a house phone in his fucking trailer. got I don't know how he did it. Yeah, it was a big ass phone. All you got to do is get that converter. Well, I guess you got to have the house phone.
05:17:52
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Yeah, I remember that i that. Because I was like, is that a like a mobile phone? What is that, Grandpa? i i actually still have some of his a-tracks i don't know if a-tracks are i don't have a a track player but i have some of his fucking old school a-tracks do with my records oh go to flea markets and shit and antique stores and look for a a tracks player and then grab that shit easy great cause i got i got i got i got three I got three vinyl record players, but I have no A-track. And I don't have a VCR. I need a VCR because I got so many fucking home videos that I want to watch that I haven't converted to CD. my dad Yeah, they don't like to convert your porno to CD either. oh No, I want that shit with that grain. I want that grainy look.
05:18:40
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Covers up the imperfections. And there was a lot. he was the real I covered that birthmark on my left butt cheek. What was it called? Tracking on on the ah VCR? were yeah Yeah. Just the tracking or else it's like all fucked up.
05:18:56
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Yeah, you could do that. Hey, I had a TV, right? The first TV i ever had in my room. ah cause obviously It was a hand-me-down. No, but it had like the the TV channels was a knob that you would switch and it had one through 12, think.
05:19:13
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or one through 13. I forget. It was either 12 or 13. And then it had like a through F. And then when you opened up the panel, each station had its own knob where you could tune it. Right. And if you, you know, had a good enough antenna, each station actually got multiple ah stations.
05:19:36
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um and then it had a pretty good speaker on it because i remember i broke it out i broke out the where the speaker is and i ran speakers to like some 12 inch uh subs and
Family Dynamics and Personal Stories
05:19:47
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hung those with uh uh the beads from mardi gras on my bunk bed and then i had my little first surround sound now it couldn't push the bass right but when i was watching a movie i had legit surround sound Of course, no babies, but it was legit surround sound. I hooked that shit up myself.
05:20:07
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That sounds like shit that I did when I was i was younger too. I had my whole room hooked up. Yeah. you remember? Okay. So I'm not going to say the word, but it rhymes with corn.
05:20:17
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So when my family first got cable, we I had this, I don't know. It was like a. De-scrambler? I guess a de-scrambler and I would have to turn the knobs like this, but if I went to channel 99, it would de-scramble. It was a scribble.
05:20:34
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It was just a ah a scribble of of of corn. And every now and then. Oh, yeah, yeah. Every now and then I would see like a nipple and I was like, huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Five, six, seven, eight years old. I was like, oh, my God.
05:20:49
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Check this out, right? so So in fifth grade, my best friend, his dad, like, apparently was, like, building computers or some shit. Right? And so he knew how to his way around a computer. So he could get on the internet and all kinds of shit. And as much as silly as that sounds, because that sounds crazy to think he could get on the internet.
05:21:12
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Nah, that was when you had to go to MS-DOS and run some shit. You had to run programs and files and note you had to know what to fucking type in to get to what you wanted to fucking get to to even open the fucking internet. you know So anyways,
05:21:27
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Yeah, he knew how to get to the internet and we could get to playboy.com. And you know what? There was no security on anything back then. it was like It was like going into the store and and they forgot that they should like hire somebody to stand there and make sure you don't steal. Mm-hmm.
05:21:46
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Well, shit. It was like, look at all this free corn around here. It's a feast. Yeah. Shaman, has have you put out your age out there? are Are you around the same age as me, give or take? I'm around the same age as you, give or take, yeah. Okay, so back in the day, we used to ride in the back of trucks and shit.
05:22:03
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Like, legally, down the street. No seatbelt, fucking hitting bumps, flying out. my My tailbone still got, like, a fucking permanent injury from, like, I don't know, I was sitting wrong or some shit, but, like, my tailbone got fucked up.
05:22:16
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But go ahead. Yeah. And they they didn't even have seatbelts back then. Like, seatbelts wasn't a thing. it Oh, didn wins you didn't you have to wear a seatbelt in the front seat? didn Nobody give a fuck. Yeah, nobody gave fuck. And all sudden, like, seatbelts came along and everybody like, to fucking fuck look. Oh, seatbelts save lives. Shut up, bitch. You talking about we got overpopulation and you tell me we're a seatbelt? Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, because that was back when the fucking phone charger was an actual lighter. And I tried to explain that to my kids. Like, you guys know this phone charger was fucking lighter? It's called a CLA is what it's called. Why is it called that? Because it's a cigarette lighter adapter.
05:22:54
Speaker
All right, fuckers. And guess what? Guess what? That little pocket, that's be a fucking ashtray with a removable fucking thing. This metal. You don't see ashtrays. You don't see ashtrays no more. But then when you smoke and you flick a cigarette out, going to be like, hey, hey, hey, you're littering.
05:23:11
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we ain't got no ashtray in the car what you want me to do i remember i used ice to drive my grandma's cadillac while she's driving the car and and she would be she would she would be smoking the door panels of the back of the car yeah i remember driving with my grandma and she'd be smoking she smoked like crazy and instead of rolling her window down she would always crack my window so oh i'm ah as ah smoke's just coming like this and she's like i just gotta crack the window so you can breathe honey i'm like i'm dying yeah appreciate it granny yeah thank you i don't know how guys live anymore but i know where we're at um you actually get take a ticket and a fine and can go to jail for smoking with a minor in the car now i can see that i can see that like the word the world these days is in in my opinion in the way that i've grown up my age that i am right now the world's weak my mom my mom was a heavy smoker okay and we had to drive ah around a lot when i was a kid and uh so i was in the car with her a lot and yeah she once again heavy smoker in the car lot driving around summer no school in the car more often smoker yeah you know what guess what guys guess what it's all fucking good it's okay i can run i can jump um you know there's tales of swimming um all kinds of stuff right yeah
05:24:50
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so like it didn't didn negatively impact my life because of the secondhand smoke in fact i lived my whole life within the house and everything and it still didn't negatively impact so do you remember do you remember going to a restaurant i'm i'm from california so yes you remember smoking non-smoking people are fucking smoking and and while you're eating your fucking food like that was normal listen i'm old enough to actually experience it to where i was smoking and got to go and smoke in the restaurant. I've done that. I used to buy my grandpa's secrets from a bowling alley. I'd bring another. For the real Slim Shady, please stand up.
05:25:30
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Who we got? Holy shit. What's happening, y'all? White. White. With the H. Hossius. Hossius the greats. How are you doing today?
05:25:43
Speaker
I'm doing all right. crazy Just tell me, ah hi, my name is. My name is Haas. My name is Haas. Yeah, but dude, I used to buy... No hair.
05:25:58
Speaker
but where He went from the long, curly locks to... oh oh that bitch. Where's that bitch at? Why did you shave my shit off? Yeah. ro got one around Bro, on, bro.
05:26:10
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Yeah, grandma's grandma dead now. Yeah, all that for your grandma girlfriend and now she did.
05:26:18
Speaker
Come on baby hoss. Don't don't get sound. I don't get scared now, bro. What? Okay. See all that word he got? Who that is? Who that is? bo Who is it? who is That's my girlfriend.
05:26:32
Speaker
I told you. right. Hashtag order. I told y'all, man. You got that. Hashtag girlfriend. Bring your ass over here. Bring your ass over here. yeah okay As that was a great Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, got to talk to her.
05:26:52
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I got to talk to her. ah got talker
05:26:56
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<unk>s you You're balling now. Glick wants to talk to you. you did you did You did a couple live streams. You turned to a straight up fucking YouTuber, bro bro. Tell me, tell me, how how do I get on your level, bro?
05:27:14
Speaker
Yeah, I got to talk to her. hard to get on camera. It's hard to get on camera. gotta talk to you go get on camera sweetheart twitter us hashtag kyle went from a he went from a side show to having side chicks it's crazy it's crazy i know she got the headset off i need you get on camera because want talk to you real quick i gotta holler at you
05:27:43
Speaker
Oh, oh wait, so she heard the side chicks coming? Oops. ah you ah she She doesn't want to come on camera. I don't know if y'all heard her say hi, but she said hi. true oh She doesn't want to come on camera. She's going be real bad for corn videos. That's all I'm saying.
05:28:02
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a god I to come on camera the first couple of times either. here take a i look like that's that's out i was i was making a euphemism with it it it took my it took it took my wife about oh oh fair enough cool cool my bad my bad i mean i mean you know what i'm gonna go ahead and apologize because that's what i do that's what i do i make make national i can't help it it's what i do you make ladies uncomfortable it's what you do if this is your first time on camera if this is your first time on camera you don't want to be with this group
05:28:36
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yeah This is a bad group. Actually, I'm like the nicest, most unjudgmental person that you'll meet until you find me.
05:28:48
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domina that and that's why i'm saying shaman's the nicest guy so you might not want to bring her on this yeah that's that's the yeah good point good point chaka you're right you're i mean i'm in comparison not overall in the world so that's the one guy the last three weeks who's who's had my back you know on friday nights when Certain people, I won't mention any names, Jedi, Broccoli, um ah who try you try to conspiracize and tarnish my yeah my good name.
05:29:24
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But, you know you know, there's been one person. Not all heroes wear capes. Chaka, Haas, Jay, and Nicole. I just want you guys know. Not all heroes wear capes.
05:29:36
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a shaman you know why don't wear a cape because the car because the collar's not right dude i i'd wear it right and i'm gonna get the gildan and it's it just looks like i turn around look right an i i turn my cape around looks like a bib i gotta get i gotta to get you i gotta to get you like shaman said i gotta get you a sweet ass gildan babe you know that fits around the neck right you know big boy cape hey we're big i need it i need a fucking undertaker cape yeah yeah well big guys for that We didn't catch it.
05:30:08
Speaker
you would you text Do you need it do you need like a mitt or something? No.
05:30:22
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got the reference. andlicha got the reference I got all brothers. I'm the only girl. what I got all sisters. I'm the only man. I got all brothers and I'm the only man.
05:30:40
Speaker
no yeah i didn't know i didn that didn't even register at first. I'm like, yeah, this is what just, oh, wait, wait. oh so mean That's something else you and I have in common. Well, I have, I have, I have three and a half sisters.
05:30:54
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Are you the baby? i um i i'm the youngest I'm the youngest in my family. I'm the youngest, middle only, and oldest.
05:31:07
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so So I come from a weird-ass mixed-blend family. And I say I have three and a half sisters because, hey, Shaman, is one of your sisters transgender?
05:31:20
Speaker
Oh. um Not to my knowledge, but Minus that's why I have three and half sisters. Oh, yeah. So you have a quarter, you have a quarter of brother and three half sisters.
05:31:36
Speaker
So I have, I have, I have a half sister for my dad's first marriage. And then there's me and my broster, which my broster is transgender.
05:31:47
Speaker
Used to be my sister. Now my brother. That's weird. Okay, hold on, hold on. So it was your sister, though, and now it's your brother. Yeah, that's why he's my broster. That's why he said three and a I'm kind of, I'm better off, I'm more accepting of that, to be honest with you.
05:32:06
Speaker
And then and when I have two sisters that are quote unquote technically stepsisters, but I think my dipshit dad adopted them. And Chaka...
05:32:17
Speaker
wevato a latino by my other mexican mexican where you go honestly the way the way i was raised the the way i was raised dude i like if i had um yeah ah like like technically i'll i'll be rude i'm gonna put some info out there like technically my daughter's not biologically mine but i but i was raised to where Like nobody's going to tell me otherwise. That's my daughter. Yeah, exactly. That's how I feel about my that's how i drove actually sisters.
05:32:49
Speaker
like those are my I do the step thing. because they like My baby sister, um her mom and my dad have been together. Like when when when when well my dad and my stepmom, they were high school sweethearts, whatever. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking care.
05:33:11
Speaker
and then it was block here And then like a million years later, they reconnected and they've been married for like 30 years now at this point. So my baby sister was a year old when they came back home from Texas.
05:33:26
Speaker
That's my sister. And my other sister, my other sister who is younger than me, again, they've been around for 30 fucking years. Those are my sisters.
05:33:38
Speaker
You know, like, they we have the same last name. my dad and i think I think my dad adopted them. I fucking don't know. I don't care. But those are my sisters. But two of my sisters are half Mexican. And then I have my older sister, who's my dad's first marriage. And then I have a I got a whole fucking melting pot of sisters, man. i got I got a sister who not, like... like Dad's first marriage and then I got a sister. I got a sister who used to be my sister and now is my brother. And then I have Mexican sisters. So, like, be familiar. You got a good variety, though. You know what i mean? I got a good variety, man it's like ah It's like a buffet sister.
05:34:19
Speaker
my Which one you want to eat? Oh, no. My bio dad, my biological father has 16 kids and I only know two of them.
05:34:30
Speaker
Jeez, dude. How do you know he has 16, though? but did guys i i got reunited with his side of the family. I met his brother, and I met his mom before she died, and she told me that he had 16 kids.
05:34:48
Speaker
Damn, so you got married. It even didn't change your life, did it?
05:34:55
Speaker
No, I really don't talk to that side of the family much anymore because I don't really like, i don't want to go hang out with them and then yeah accidentally meet my dad. I don't want to meet him at all. I don't want no contact. you have a did you ever replacement dad in your childhood?
05:35:14
Speaker
Yeah, my pap. My pap and my gram raised me. Okay, good for you. good for you i didn't I didn't really have a replacement or nothing. I just kind of had to you know figure shit out.
05:35:26
Speaker
but ah you know It's not that my dad... is is gone or anything like that, like as an adult, I could go visit him and stuff like that. It's just...
05:35:39
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the conditions were when I was a kid, he wasn't around, you know? And, uh, you know, won once again, as you know, we didn't have cell phones when I was a kid.
05:35:50
Speaker
So shit wasn't the way it was today where you could just communicate like that, you know? And, uh, yeah, so it's it's it's, it's, it's, it's wild. parent And Chuck, I don't know what your family relationships like, or,
05:36:07
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I got a bunch of hoes and pimps in my family. Hell yeah. Where's my money, bitch? or jay but like My dad was... i knew my dad.
05:36:21
Speaker
My dad was around-ish. but i mean yeah Almost four years ago, my dad and I had a huge falling out.
05:36:33
Speaker
and And it's wild. And it's wild. So here here you go. Shout out to my sisters, minus my oldest sister, who who has nothing to do with my dad or our dad.
05:36:45
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um Nothing with her, but my other sisters, like my dad and I had a huge falling out. And i basically told him, your options are walk out of my house on your own two feet or walk out in a body bag.
05:37:01
Speaker
And I haven't talked to my dad in almost years. Well, last year on Christmas time, you know, my sisters were kind of getting on me and blah, blah, blah.
05:37:15
Speaker
And my dad and his idiot wife, like, turned it into a whole you're the bad guy scenario. dmer scenario how many edits there and now And now, like, my sisters don't talk to me. My brosher talks to me. He tries to, like,
05:37:35
Speaker
But i was like, whatever it is, whatever it is, I don't talk to anybody in my family. I don't socialize anybody in my family. Because it's almost like, God, I just, i just like a pie is like, swallow your fucking pride, you piece of shit.
05:37:57
Speaker
And fucking man to your steaks. And let's try it. prepare relationship or form a relationship. i most to my life But do at the same time, it's just like, you're not even fucking worth it. I wish, I wish to God you would have went out for a gallon of milk and a pack of cigarettes to never come home. let mean See, my family dynamics dynamic is a little bit. matthew bri yourself My than me.
05:38:30
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my my my mom is fifteen years older than me My dad is 18 years older me, so my dad was 18. My mom was 15 when they had me. My mom was... That's that story.
05:38:44
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so So, and I'm the oldest of of of three. I'm the oldest of three. How you bring yourself up, Bob? Yeah,
05:38:55
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yeah, yeah. We have to disrupt a serious conversation.
05:39:05
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Rock Lee's here. We have to. Ladies and Rock Lee. Broadcasting live. Freaking us. Give a look.
05:39:22
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It's times like this. Times like this, I wish I had a face so you could see the expression. The is back, man. The myth is back. What's up, Rock Lee? How is everything?
05:39:34
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It's going well, man. I'm doing great. a Thank you, audience. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, Glick.
05:39:50
Speaker
How you doing, Chaka? Oh, I'm just chilling. no It's another I'd really like you to be here. Glick, you're muted somehow, buddy. My water breaks, then. I'm trying to unmute you. Yeah, he is muted. It's for the video.
05:40:05
Speaker
Wait, can't unmute your guest because... Hey, he's like, he's muted. He's muted with attitude, though. That's crazy. It says you mute it yourself, by the way. It it popped up on my screen. It said you cannot unmute... What was Rocky saying? I have no idea what Rocky was saying.
05:40:28
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Man, does karma suck? um
05:40:36
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bench for around ye us What did you decide to become Slim Shady? don't know.
05:40:49
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um sure like you have i tweet to hear that on at All All right, Rocky. Why are you a leprechaun now? Something don't seem right with that.
05:41:00
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love your question. Goddamn conversation. All right, buddy? I like my passion. Rocky, we were talking about... We were talking about dads, which you know nothing about, because your dad left and went after him spoken. What did you never know about?
05:41:19
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But some of us had dance in our lives whether they were president or not we at least knew who they were um Well J Devils got his dad up here right now yeah job
05:41:36
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You sound like he was in the basement. Yeah so I Think if anybody saw my dad so john
05:41:49
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i'm not hey I'm actually going to stand in front of that and I'm going to roast that. Is that really your yeah ha What's that? Oh my god.
05:42:07
Speaker
ah do i that really your dad? yeah that's my biological father. I found pictures of him on Facebook. Wait, let me see him. Oh my God. like i like you see it you show it again? sort of Yeah, I would stand here and roast the life out of him. This motherfucker. We're going to be for the house for having his bleach blonde hair looking like Slim Shady, but look at his dad.
05:42:34
Speaker
I'm from the city, you son a real city, all you want to see me say you did just in that city.
05:42:43
Speaker
Tim music. He was part of the rockers.
05:42:51
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ah does mention cycles actually same music he was part of the rockers That's Marty J. Miss J. Devil. high um I need know your name. I can address you properly. It's Lilith. Lilith. We make fun of you.
05:43:11
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And we pick on you because we love you and you're you're a part of the family. You are a handsome son of a bitch. And you definitely do not take after that that goofy ass fucking like The motherfucker looked like he was like, I listen, I listen to Sum 41, but I also feel like I'm a gangster like Eminem. You heard that, man? You a sexy son of a bitch, man. puts out on everything.
05:43:41
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each time time that I've been locked up for a minute. Oh, Peter, that's nasty. but Peter. I can't do it, Hoss. I can't do it.
05:43:54
Speaker
Oh, Peter. and What's going on, you bastard? I'm still working on your song, brother. It's going to be fire. I'm doing live vocals, electric guitar, bro. It's going to be fire. Shut your fucking whore mouth.
05:44:09
Speaker
Whose song? Hey, Rock, send me something. That's what I'm talking about here. Ladies and Rock Lee in the building. Yeah, you didn't leave me out there on that boat.
05:44:19
Speaker
Just Shaman and everybody else did. Hey, Rock, send me something. Yeah, no problem. Hey, that'd be sick, man. I'd love to collab with you on something, J-Devil, if you're down. That'd be cool.
05:44:31
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Man, thank you.
05:44:35
Speaker
yeah I was literally saying thanks to the nonsensical network leader and you cut me off before I can get a compliment. Hey, can I can i watch?
05:44:47
Speaker
Jay, you can film. Write me an intro for nonsensical nonsense. That's a real artist.
05:44:56
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that's that's by a real artist
05:45:00
Speaker
Fellas and lady I got i got shop so bar camera right real artist he said a real artist i am not on camera. I'm in tears right now not believe it ah fish tower this is why This is why I need to join your show, man.
05:45:27
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let gope first and foremost yeah First and foremost, that's the goddamn thing. Everything that came out of my mouth right now when I said that was, a I mean, outside of the the write me an intro, sing me an intro, but everything outside of that was was a boldface lie because, I mean, Rocky created the greatest intro for him. I did not do that.
05:45:52
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you know just I want everybody to see while he's talking me up, this is what he's doing in the background.
05:46:03
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That's how he actually sees me. that was before the full i mean I mean, earlier you showing a light on swan. You kind of brought it upon yourself because you did not listen to the wise old shaman.
05:46:19
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Sorry oh i gotta get out of here guys you guys have a good one. I gotta to go to bed I gotta I gotta to work. I gotta love you brother. See you later bro. We love you. wait wait before you go before you go plug my number so I can start sending you some of this stuff on the side no i got you bro i already already sent you ah already got you set up in my in the celly homie.
05:46:43
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Oh well i it
05:46:52
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Drunk-ass eat the stop, bro. But I got to get here. You guys all have a good one. All right, Chugga. Sounds good, buddy. All right, Chugga. Have a good night, bro. play
05:47:15
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This is what happens when he has too much free time to write this song about him.
Humorous Performances and Familial Estrangement
05:47:27
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Gather round, ladies and gents. We've got a friendship laid to rest. Rocket Flea was once our guy. Then he sold his soul for the other side.
05:47:48
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He chose Lazy Jedi and left us cold. Goodbye, our deadly goodbye. We shed a tear but our eyes are dry. You rode off into the sunset haze.
05:48:01
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With Lazy Jedi and his napping waves.
05:48:15
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All right, that's enough of that. That is enough of that. Man, close your mouth, man, unless you want something. I ain't trying to hear that, man. LTE.
05:48:27
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What you don't know about that song is those are my vocals. I also played the gue guitar on that, and I played the drums, and I played the bass, and yeah, yeah, and I wrote it. That's what I do.
05:48:42
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I mean, as ah as a real musician, as a, I don't mean to brag or anything, but I mean, it's pretty fire-sounding.
05:48:59
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It's a fire song. It's for your son. I hate, I hate. I hate that that that that I had to do that song about you. It breaks my heart. It hurts me. It hurts me deep inside.
05:49:19
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But also. It was an apology. I promise to you. it's It's a pretty goddamn fire song. What the fuck? Hey, Glick, take your message to J Devil 7.
05:49:33
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It's a pretty goddamn fire song. Like, you guys can't, you you can't you can't tell me it's not a fire ass. I'm not denying that. It's actually pretty good. That's some crazy. That is some crazy. He's filtering himself, bro. Man, what you ain't filtering shit.
05:49:55
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I know you guys hated on my I know you guys hated on my blues song earlier tonight but I mean at the end of the day I didn't hate on it I didn't hate on it at all I just said it was very long and I can't turn tail it is a little long it is a little long but did you do that Shaman how could you yeah it might be long you know what I mean I got dumb button I got a Shaman mouth you know
05:50:24
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Hey, Nicole. Hey, Nicole. Suckers. Jay, I want me to tell you, check your chick phone.
05:50:33
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Check these. Okay. Check yours. to Yeah, here. That is not tasty, but I'm drinking it.
05:50:48
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No, it's just a censored beep. You got stop talking. Rock out. Rock out.
05:50:56
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We'll be at the end of the day.
05:51:10
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you ain't a legend you were wanted to the next one never one got a podcast but he ain't got direction every episode another public misdirection you call yourself a beast but ain't seen the evidence your whole reputation built on overconfidence need excuses like a fish need water every loss got a speech getting longer and longer you're the king but your kingdom look rented every What did you do?
05:51:59
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yeah du du dato to two t <unk>t do that what you do don Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. take ja Why you writing songs about Glick like that, man? That ain't cool, bro. Don't do that, Rocky. because you That's my brother right there, bro. Yeah, that's really up, bro. yeah works chat it with like smith First and foremost, Rocky, you know better than anybody. He's really...
05:52:30
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he's read Again.
05:52:40
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um the hell are you doing that? Why are you censoring me, Shaman? What just happened? Shaman just censored the life out of me.
05:52:54
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That rock, Rocky, rock, rock leads. censored you i just beat you out you know wait wait what the hell i don't even know how you do that that's cool yeah we got we got eight minutes we got eight minutes bro i have no clue what the you're talking about bro you oh i got to i you are i see what you're doing there you were too delayed on that one bro yeah like i got you yeah yeah yeah i'm another i'm another beer in already so you know the timing might be a little enough you know
05:53:29
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but Before you guys came back in, we were we were having a conversation. and And Lilith, we got eight minutes.
05:53:41
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Okay. that conversation, there was something you wanted us to say. And I want to like make sure that we we address it. Or do you not want me to? And you can tell me to shut the fuck up. You don't have to do anything don't want to do. I got a respect for people I don't tell them me to shut the fuck up first off.
05:54:00
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that you mean You mean shut the up? ja your knee
05:54:10
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orange By the way, it's since the beep one is that one. That's what that is. So you don't have to talk about anything you don't want to talk about. You can tell me shut the fuck up if you want to. And then we'll get back to being idiots for the next.
05:54:28
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yeah You guys are good. um I am a victim. I don't know, maybe an outsider looking in wouldn't hurt.
05:54:40
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maya My dad, i used to be extremely close with him. And I'm here recently.
05:54:52
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He hasn't been speaking to me. And tonight he he messaged me and I've been trying since his birthday to get ahold of him. And he lives just a town away from me.
05:55:05
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And his birthday was back in April. I've been trying since April to get ahold of him. I called him on his birthday. I called him numerous times after that. I called him on Mother's Day to tell my stepmom, my mama, happy Mother's Day.
05:55:19
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None of them answered. My little brother, who's a Marine, Cali wouldn't answer me. My little brother who just lives a town over wouldn't answer me no one was answering me my dad decided tonight to text me and basically tell me he's not going to speak to me because of some bullshit he heard is because it is no they've never met jay you can say yes it's okay they've never met him he's a bad adult they've never met i'm just kidding man that's so what are you gonna do
05:55:59
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Because toxicity and I'll tell you and and was
05:56:09
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at the end of the day and sorry i wasn't towards you love you're good i' be one hundred percent odd welcome welcome because toxicity and i'll tell you the same thing and I know.
05:56:26
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I'm a little bit drunk right now. A little bit? Blake, you said drunks and alcoholics. My family owns bars. I know. i'm i i'm i am 100%.
05:56:41
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I was a raging alcoholic for a long time. Rocky's seen it. Actually, Rocky. And now he's not raging. He's just ah an alcoholic. And you know what? Most people talk to me they drop. He literally seen me do not not only a 24-hour stream, but a 36-hour stream where I was drinking beer.
05:57:04
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I was drinking Jack Daniels. i was I did straight-on stream. was giving blood. And I did a 36-hour stream and fucking ripped it off all my ass.
05:57:18
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It was a like seriously he did I was um and then after wait he ended up getting banned because he
05:57:29
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In the ass. Why didn't it block ass? How are you going to say in the ass? That's what I was wondering. Why didn't it That's terrible. In all honesty, as much as it hurts and as much as it sucks, and I know we've got three minutes, so I'm going to kill this shit out.
05:57:55
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guys We got as much time as you want. we You don't have to leave. We can be backstage and we can hang out. We just won't be live anywhere. But in all honesty, almost four years ago, my dad and toe-to-toe, well, i mean, we were toe-to-toe, but he was like his nose to my chest.
05:58:19
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um And he kept bowing up on me and acting and out of pocket for no fucking reason. And then shit went sideways. And and I told him, I'm like, look, dude, I'm going to put all your fucking shit out here and and you're not going to listen to it. And you got you got two choices. You can leave on your own two feet or you can leave in a fucking body bag. And him and I haven't spoke since then.
05:58:43
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That toxicity that family brings. the The toxicity, the toxicity. It's not worth it. It's not worth at at the end of the day. You got to look out for you. You got to take care of you.
05:59:01
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You've got to worry about your your own mental space. and And all you can do is is focus on yourself and And don't let people disrupt your peace, man. Like, we have fun, and we talk a lot of crazy shit. I got no beef with Rocky, obviously. I love Rocky to death. Oh, I got a problem with you, bro. Yeah, yeah, boy.
05:59:29
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that it Like, Jedi is my guy. This was some kind of game, huh? You thought it was a game. He did. That just means he's always on your mind, which means you're his biggest supporter.
05:59:42
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now you know what's funny You know what's funny though ah that you mentioned that Glick is that ah my mom texted me yesterday and said hey um and said hey I happened to catch the beginning of your stream. Are you in Lazy Fighting?
06:00:00
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Nice. Don't leave the backstage area. I gotta hit these buttons. I gotta hit it and gotta quit it. Yeah, so
06:00:09
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yeah so
06:00:14
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At the end of the day, you are ready.