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Nonsensical Nonsense: Stars, Stripes & Shenanigans
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For one night only, guest host Rock L33 is driving the Nonsensical Nonsense bus on The Nonsensical Network for a Fourth of July special packed with fireworks, freedom, and absolute shenanigans. No scripts. No filters. Just a night of unpredictable fun with the Nonsensical crew and community. 🇺🇸 🎆🍻
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Introduction to the Nonsensical Network
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Broadcast is live from the edge of reason. When common sense comes to die. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. And now, Nonsensical Nonsense!
Embracing Chaos: Breaking Rules
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Outlaws, eyeballs, drifters and fools, we threw the damn handbook out with the rules. Kick back, crack one, pull up a chair, ain't nobody nowhere.
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Don't pretend one wild story turns into ten. Welcome to nonsense, sickle nonsense tonight. Where the train let the tracks and disappear from the side.
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Raise them high, let the good times roll from the back roads to the
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On the Nonsense Sickle Network Sons.
Diverse Guests: Musicians, Comics, Listeners
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Squatch sitting back like he owns the place. Grinning through the beard with a don't care face. Guests come rolling through from every walk of life. Musicians, comics, listeners.
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Welcome to Nonsense Sickle Nonsense Tonight, where the train left the tracks and
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On the Nonsensical Network
Providing Relief from a Chaotic World
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Search. Well, the world's gone crazy, that's nothing new. grab a drink and laugh
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it through. If you're looking for no one, well, you've come to the wrong saloon. We're cranking the master's.
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Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense tonight Turn it up loud and let it ride all night Balls, Boston and stories, fears and laughs Living life somewhere outside the map When the smoke clears and the last calls die We'll still be raising
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hell and having fun The Nonsensical Network's where the wild things run
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And nonsensical nonsense has only just begun
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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The pressure and pain and the power and rage. GDM combat, yeah the movement too strong. Different kind of artists, whole crowd sing along. They can't survive when the spotlight glow.
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Got the energy jumping every place he go. One hand on the mic, whole crowd in sync. Rock L33, make the whole floor shake. Can you feel it now? All the noise inside.
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Turn the volume Let it come alive. I feel it.
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Thank you.
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Good evening, everybody. How is everybody doing tonight? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. I'm going to be your guest host this evening. Rock Lee taking over the network for the night.
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And of course, in the style of um or before we get started, let me just stop there. Before we get started. I I had to take the privilege or opportunity rather to, to just give a good old salute to my man Glick. You know, um he threw me under the bus a few weeks ago.
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i just wanted to ah take this opportunity because Glick is not here to give him an old fashioned salute because once we are done with tonight's show, I will be requested. Everybody just give me a moment of peace.
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You will be myth, buddy.
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ah How is everybody doing tonight?
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ah Happy fourth to you all. Hope you guys are enjoying the festivities and staying safe. I got a few topics tonight. A few things that we got to you know I actually prepared, believe it or not.
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I actually prepared for tonight's show. Um, doing some research and whatnot, have you. And so I got some cool things to bring. Of course, it's going to be like every other Saturday night.
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Everybody will be welcome up on the panel, um, to come and join in on that. I'm going to drop the link earlier than, uh, click does most of the time, just because I might be on a little bit of a tangent. Want to give some of these guys their, their proper welcome.
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Um, Prior to dropping that link, want to make sure that you guys understand, hey, we are trying to hit a million, okay? We want to hit a million subscribers here on this network, man.
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We're trying to hit high. And we can't do that without any of you guys. So please, if you'd be so very, very much so kind, don't forget to like, share, and subscribe.
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Tell your friends about us. If you enjoy the show, they might as well. And it gives a chance for us to to come closer as a community of content creators. There's no bad that will come from that. So please like, share, subscribe with your friends and family members that would love to join this.
Growing the Network: Like, Share, Subscribe
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Now, with that being said, there is the link, y'all. I threw in the link. Whoa, shit. See, this this will tell you how unprepared I am.
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I did not throw it into a i YouTube yet, so give me a second for those of you who are sitting on that side of things. So make sure you get it.
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There you go. Threw it in a lot earlier. And now without further ado...
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What is up and happy fourth to you all. The camera has not stayed off tonight. Okay. I wanted join the festivities.
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Oh, actually, before I get into even getting there.
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Let me just make sure I give give him the proper welcome, you know. Shaman!
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Welcome to the panel, Shaman. How's it going, buddy?
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welcome to the panel shaman how's going bloodddy fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. Happy fourth, man. happy Happy fourth. I don't know if you can hear any of the explosions in the background right now.
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I was just about to say i put on my filter um just because I wanted to make sure that nobody heard the explosions in the background on my end of things. But if we do, then who cares? You know, America, you know? America. America.
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ah Oh, where was I? Oh, yeah. So for tonight, the camera is not staying off for Shaman.
Fun with Shaman's Theme Song
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We get a very special treat tonight. Oh, God damn. You guys are. and You're ready to go.
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ah Let me see One second One second Where's his Theme song His camera is gonna stay completely on Per se but that don't mean that he's a person You know what I mean You know i mean
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Funny thing about They only can't Till I show up well
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I can't play that next bar on the network. I'm sorry, bro. That's some bullshit. What is your HOA? Fucking telling you you can't?
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ah No, I got shut down by Glickinator. That's so un-American, but Very un-American, you know what I'm saying? What's up, Jedi? Dang, I didn't expect you to come up until quite some time later, so thanks. Yeah, well, I got your back, bro.
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you know And guess what, Shaman? Jedi, and another this isn't part of my news report for tonight, but he he actually read comments last night. red com I totally fucked it After you left, he kept up All up in the comments Oh, comments The comment section was my friends, okay He actually paid attention I was very surprised I'm about to go back and watch it now cause i mean I believe you, but i'm not sure He was pretty good He was pretty good when he's actually paying attention
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yeah I mean, we were up pretty late, though. Shit, I didn't go to bed until 4. It so Oh, man. book That was like a seven-hour stream. We haven't done that in a minute.
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I know. It sick, though, right? Kept the festivities going all night on America's birthday. Why not? I didn't want to end it, but I realized how late it was. I'm like, fuck.
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I gotta end it. I wanted to keep going, though.
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Got J Devil about to come up on panel later on tonight. That'll be great. and Good to see you and J Devil, Nicole. Happy fourth to you both. um Yeah, so this is the thing now.
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I fully embrace my role as this host broadcast host. You are fucking dressed to the nines, bro. Not not not essentially ah what you guys would expect of a 4th of July attire, but I have to take my job pretty seriously. I mean, you're looking pretty serious.
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I take my job so serious. I was hunting down shit today. Yeah, this is a win AI, by the way. How long did it take to tie your tie?
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I didn't know how to do that, man. I do work on a professional. Is that a clip-on? Huh? Is that a clip-on? No, I don't fuck with clip-ons, man. It's like one of those bow ties that just automatically ties around. It's not... doesn' a All right, man, it's a pillowcase. Leave me alone.
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Yeah. it was a sten soldier I feel so underdressed right now. I i mean i know not i gotta to go find my suit. Oh, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be great. Yes, yes. Join the news panel. Let me get my white suit on. we go There we go. Perfect. Jedi, you are completely out of place now. 100%. This is outrageous. yeah you You need whiter clothes and darker skin.
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yeah not and That's true. America. if Oh, yeah, man. Wait minute.
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Come on now. yeah
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I know they're illegal in our community. I know. I know. A million percent. The HOA is going to file a complaint. Bro, it's shaking my wings right now. I got off early last night so that I could go to bed because
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had to go to bed. Did you get? What the hell just happened? He went to bed again. That was a good story, man. I was waiting for the end of it, man. but Holy shit.
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Oh, shit. That was funny. so He just wants to hear his sleep. That's it. really That's not bad. was like, hey, I'm going to leave.
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here If you didn't want me to tell my story, just to to said shut the fuck up. You didn't have to kick. No, I want to hear your story. i want to hear your story. I don't that what the scenario yeah you right i know. I Because my mouse has this weird button on the the left side of it that apparently is the back button.
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hmm. and we doing the pink browns st i just forgot go on my boys crab This is for you guys. so my friends house wait You can't really see it. Twisted tea for you, Glick.
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you know Just some remembrance of you. I don't really drink these things, but I got one for tonight. Just for this.
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um so Anyways, I went out on a boat. that It was fun. It's pretty dangerous considering you can't swim. No, I did. I swam in three foot water. It was great.
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it He's a doggy paddle champly champion. Nice, man. I that in me. That's why.
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i believe it i'll leave me in you are in you you know i mean No, I'd be taken different ways. showing You better clarify. Not very American, you know, I mean, i it's pretty American.
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We don't want to get PETA involved. We don don't want to get PETA involved. na um So, guys, I i actually i don't know if you heard at the beginning of the show, I'm actually structured tonight.
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I actually well, not really. It's probably going go off the rails, but I did plan a few things. Well, we're here. So, of course, it will. Well, I'm sure that we're going to go down a lot of rabbit holes. This might turn into the Lazy and Shaman show really quickly, so I'm sorry.
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i mean You're welcome, audience. um But ah one of the first things I wanted to talk about tonight was I wanted to read to you guys some stories that happened today.
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and Are they Florida Man stories? These are actual stories that make us Americans.
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None of them are great. but but work but I took an hour earlier today and and found all of these. Okay. So story one.
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A whole hour? Yeah. our Our first contestant comes from Florida. Because of course. I knew it was going to be Florida Man Stories. I'm very sorry.
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ah family was swimming at the beach during an active thunderstorm in Jacksonville. Dumbasses. Mother Nature has a way of showing um Mother Nature started throwing electricity from the sky.
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um They all got electrocuted. um The dad died and all three of them were injured. That happened today. Today in Florida. Today.
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Today. yep today Jesus Christ, America. Fuck yeah.
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Hey, that's freedom, baby. you did you Did you happen to see any of that happening or hear about it, Shaman? I did see some lightning. i set off some fireworks myself.
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Some big loud ones. You upset the gods and they electrocuted your fellow Floridians. then I met my friend's neighbor and he said, oh are you brothers?
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and I was like, because we all look alike. you know that's what i was That's what I was thinking. I didn't say it. but i was you know Brother from another mother, of yeah
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Geez. The next story again comes from Florida. Of course. see Rock, you're doing my best. I used to do Florida Man Stories all the time. See? Yeah, look at that.
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Florida. So, actually, he's a California man. Was arrested downtown Jacksonville. So, this keeps happening in Jacksonville today. Duval! What up, Chaka? Yep.
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What's up, Chaka? How you doing, man? Hell yeah. We got Chaka in the damn building. um our ah So, basically, a tourist from California came out to Florida and came out to florida For a fireworks competition.
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Ended up setting the. set the In an act of arson. Set the fireworks display off. Exploding. and Killing three people It was always burning. To make matters worse.
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He was also involved in an active molestation case. Back in Arizona. He was.
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He has been convicted.
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He's a diddler. He is a diddler. So that's why I said your your outfit tonight, Shaman, is very fit. You have to stay for yourself. You won the firework competition and diddler at the same time.
Bizarre Stories from Florida
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Anytime I'm around, there's going be fireworks. That's all I'm saying. Wow. Wow.
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wow but It's only a little creepy. um i'll I'll give you guys a little bit more as the night goes on, but that is the first two. That's just the appetizers. And dumbest American stories today.
00:21:44
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That is the appetizers. Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. If you want to you wanna hear all of them, you got to stay for the fucking name course. And the night is young, so there's that too.
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That's how Shaman likes them.
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Chaka, get your ass up here, man.
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and i don't see sarge If I don't see Sarge on fucking 4th of July, I'm going to lose my shit. Yeah, that'd be it would be disappointing if he didn't show up.
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His old ass ain't lighting up no goddamn fireworks, bro. but He'll light you up. You better watch yourself, bro. He can light me up like a firework. I'm cool with that.
00:22:31
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Speaking of which, ah did Glick tell you guys we are now monetized? a month ah God dang it. We're monetized on YouTube. Yeah, I've sent multiple super chats.
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Oh, fuck yeah. cool I think i was I was literally the first person to send a super chat. Really? wasn't the first, but I think I was the last one to send a chat.
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damn you never You never sent a super chat in your life, Shaman. shot What do you talking about? I sent two in one day cause actually send its in chaca because Chaka. I forgot about that. Chaka was doing a stream and then Chaka went over there and tried to send it to the network. We're all like, yeah, all right. Yeah, Shaman. He's like, thanks, Shaman. That was on my channel.
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but i am legit the first person to send a super chat to the network once you guys thank first person to send it to both channels all right well i don't think that's true because i've sent i've sent chaka super chats before too and i was the first one on the network so that's not even true no no no no i mean in the same stream yeah okay that's that that's true it's like the tag team belt Yeah, who else who else wants to stream? Oh, speaking of that, why aren't we streaming this to our channel, Lazy?
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Yeah, Lazy.
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i don't do that shit. Well, on top of being monetized, we also have very in-depth um ah privileges that come with that. And I got a chance to explore a lot of them tonight. So, guys, we have sponsors.
00:24:14
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we have um we have sponsors We have people who have sponsored our channel, too. what Yeah, we are sponsored by M&M's.
00:24:25
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So thank you. We're proudly sponsored by M&M's here over at the Nonsensical Network. And actually, this a great time to cut to a commercial with you guys. Back to you.
00:24:48
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Daddy? just think there's a reason that we come in different bags. Daddy, all that matters is he's sweet. He ain't having sweet as white chocolate. I hate you! M&M's Dark Chocolate.
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Thank you. Thank you, M&M's, for our sponsorship. We appreciate that here over at the network. M&M's Sweet as White Chocolate.
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oh You know, I support his thought process. fuck you White chocolate's better.
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It's your turn to sit on the back. it You're going to stay down there on time. out jeta Oh, God damn it. yeah What have I done?
00:25:35
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So outside of just fireworks and shit, we had a really good chance to catch up yesterday, but what are you guys fucking up to, man? Thanks for sharing the the show, too, by the way.
00:25:46
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You know, you know what I'm up to? I ah so today I went over to my boy's house and we went out on a boat and then it was actually pretty cool, though because it it was like a canal. And then we had this little they had to raise you out of this lake and then it lifts you up, takes you over and sets you down on a canal. And then you drive out to the big lake and then you know, OK, with the people and shit.
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It's like some rich people type shit. you know I forgot the privilege. I'm strong with do you shout Shaman's a pop bitch. well maybe maybe maybe some Maybe some people that I was... Actually, being on the boat was a good idea. Lots of airflow you know through the pits. well he what's the Yeah, we've all heard about your meal problem. So, you know.
00:26:35
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At least it was a choice this time. but Damn it, good, man.
00:26:51
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That was good. Jeez, man. i fucking That's how we got the network canceled.
00:27:02
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Fuck it all. All right, J-Devil. Come on up, man. Come on up We're not going to run a long show tonight. I still have other fireworks I'm going to go light off.
00:27:16
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So, yeah, going to be that motherfucker at midnight that's lighting off fireworks. Yeah, that's going to me. Hell yeah. I'm fucking tired of it. My neighborhood, they do that shit every fucking year.
00:27:29
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they'll They'll bring out the big ones initially, then they'll die down to like the few little pops here and there. And then at midnight, they fucking go crazy, and I gotta to work most of the time in the morning. So I'm glad that it fell on a Saturday this year, because I don't have to work tomorrow morning. I am gonna fucking let them have it.
00:27:47
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you know a Revenge. A dish best served cold. Yeah. if Oh, yeah. yeah Bought everybody some earplugs and shit.
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i Like, don't even do it look. Just the people in mines be taken care of, man.
00:28:05
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you Back at streaming, I need to put cameras. I was think considering putting streaming webcams all around my house just so I could talk to you guys from anywhere in the house. That'd be kind of cool.
00:28:16
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Be like out in the backyard and shit. and You guys can watch me set them off and shit. Which would have been cool if we had, what's his name? Nils. Nils would, would that' would be dope, man.
00:28:27
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Hell yeah. You could still like get on your phone and then show us the fireworks. That's true. I would have to like, commit yeah, i could.
00:28:38
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I could. Yeah, you just leave it running on your computer. so they You guys the see me run. but Camera goes dark. The show ends.
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but but Camera knocks over.
00:28:57
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God damn it, man. ah Jedi, do you you are married, right? Yes. Let me see your finger. I'm married to the game.
Humorous Marriage Advice
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at the actual wedding I don't have a wedding ring, actually. o You're not married. Yeah, that the ring is what really makes it work. One ring to rule the ball, man. Just saying.
00:29:25
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I lost my wedding. Well, my son lost my wedding ring two years into being married, and I just never bought a new one.
00:29:35
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So how did you get married?
00:29:40
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um I found a girl. We fell in love. Then we went to this bar. If you pay us this money, we'll let you get married here. And then we did it. Made for it.
00:29:52
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Okay, so many questions. First of all, how did you do it? Second of all, wait, wait, wait, how did you do it? My wife and I actually got married in Vegas. Well, that makes way worse. And it was at the MGM Grand. It was actually like a nice little chapel thing. It was non-denominational because we're not religious, so it was just like...
00:30:15
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a Fun thing and the best thing about destination weddings everybody you don't want to be there doesn't show up because they're like I don't want to pay to go there So it's like if you want a big wedding that you feel obligated to invite everybody in your families to then do it But if you do a destination wedding people like yeah, I'll just send you a card That's what that's exactly what happens
00:30:43
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What's up, Yankees? What up, Yankees? Yankees, what's up? So you ah the reason why I asked this is because it came up yesterday.
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a Shaman said something about it. It's like, and you're married. How are you married? i was like, you know what? How am I married? like i how am i married like i just you know No customization going on at all just she She also has no customization Can you imagine? you like like Two genies next to each other bro That would be great One of them has long hair and the other one has bald She does have really long hair
00:31:33
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like That's the game and these yeah characters you know that's funny, man. what's our What's your nationality, if you don't mind me asking, man? Honky-ass honky.
00:31:44
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Oh, okay. I was just hoping that I have someone to share my Russian tribulations with. No, my my wife's actually half Italian, half German.
00:31:55
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Yeah, close enough. Close enough.
00:32:02
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Yeah, not on the right side of the world. Hey, Shaman, what do you think your third wife's going to look like? Yeah, that'd be a good question for you, Shaman.
00:32:12
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I said, Chama, what's your third life? He's already gone through two. He goes through him like a tick. He goes through him like Well, if realize he doesn't have a face, you know, it kind of happens. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard.
00:32:24
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It's kind hard with no face. Yeah, we don't live the veil for the face. um I don't know, but she's going to have to be amazing. That's all I got to say.
00:32:39
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She's got to support your mechanic dreams. Yeah.
00:32:44
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Yeah, I'm looking for a sugar mama. So if any of you ladies, old ladies, whatever it may be out there that got a lot of money old ladies, young ladies, trust fund babies, whoever you are. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:03
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um but You've already ruined that dream. Okay. you've my You've talked too much shit about the juice boxes. You don't even have a shot with one of them anymore. this Yeah. And by the way, i fucking played that song for my wife the other day and she got up and started fucking dancing like she was in a trance.
00:33:20
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I never wanted to off myself. I never wanted to unoff myself more in my entire fucking life. I could not believe it. She had no idea what she was dancing to. She just got up. it is She felt it in her soul. You've been infiltrating. She knows what it is.
00:33:37
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Well, here's the thing. I found out that her freaking grandpa's name was Solomon. So I was like, oh, you played the song as a joke. And she actually got up and started dancing to it. I was just like, oh, my God, I'm cooked. I am cooked. You're going to hope she doesn't watch these streams. She's gonna she's probably a under agent just like Eric was for Charlie. Yeah.
00:34:03
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You're in trouble, bro. Nah, man. They didn't mention that when I purchased her. yeah ah you That wasn't in the contract, man.
00:34:14
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Well, there's probably loophole built in somewhere that you didn't read closely. Nah, nah, man. I've, I've, nah, I went through that contract. Trust me. When you buy a Russian bride, you gotta be very thorough.
00:34:29
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You gotta be very, very thorough. Promise been married twice. You gotta, you gotta read the shaved coin. bro I'm still on my first life.
00:34:41
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Congratulations, buddy. You know, I'll get to my second one someday. and You better hope your wife doesn't watch the show. She's sick of me in person. She's not watching me on the interwebs.
00:35:00
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She's like, finally, he's on a show. I don't have to deal with his ass anymore. Exactly. she's I tell him, like hey, babe, I'm in the live stream. She's like, thank God. Yeah.
00:35:12
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Two wives, huh, Shaman? Give us a give us a a brief. Wait a minute. First of all, what did you do to your why you at relationships? Why do you suck relationships? Yeah, let's talk about that.
00:35:26
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You gotta imagine. I am a new show, so I want to talk. Yeah, where this is an interview. This is 60 minutes. What up, Sam? You know, is it's black people time, so it's 90 minutes, so let's go. but me one twenty so sam Give So, Happy 4th to everybody in the chatterbox.
00:35:50
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We was happy 4th, happy 4th. Happy Independence Day, you know? we're now we're uh we're all equally slated shaman is independent from two wives that's where we're at i n d p e n d e n t what you know about me you know it's funny kids these days i sing that at work and they're like i don't know what you spelled
00:36:19
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I want to hear about your wife. Alright, so the first one was at 19. I was hitting that. And then she was an immigrant.
00:36:33
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An alien. And then, you know, we started living together. and then before you do it. What?
00:36:46
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oh I'm reading the comments. You keep going, man. We started living together and then, um you know, got to the point where it was kind of holding us back for her job that, you know, she was from the country.
00:37:00
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So she didn't have a social and we needed to get her that. So we basically just got married for the papers. Oh, I see. So that one don't really count, man.
00:37:11
Speaker
Yeah, not really. But I mean, we were we were together, though, and we did get married. But
00:37:18
Speaker
uh funny story i was pretty sure she at least was trying to cheat with uh a guy that lived like a few doors down because his wife came to me and talked to me about it and uh so i fucked a friend one oh shit oh shit Yeah, it was it wasn't planned. It just happened. But it was
Confession of Cheating: A Guest's Story
00:37:41
Speaker
great. And even when we were done, like we were we were playing video games and my wife goes to bed and like, you know, I'm on like the love seat playing video games. Her friends on the couch.
00:37:52
Speaker
Then, you know, her friend gets up, goes get something to drink or whatever, comes back. She's sitting on the love seat, too. Then, you know, I go grab some get whatever. Then we sit a little closer and she goes, ah you know, then we sit low and we touch in Then all of a sudden we're on the you know, we lived in the second story. Right.
00:38:09
Speaker
But like the entrance was on the first story. So when you walk in you have like a little closet area and then you go straight up the stairs and the whole apartments upstairs. So she's wifey sleeping.
00:38:23
Speaker
We go to the stairs and then, you know, I handled a business. And then when we're all done, she looks at me and she's like, thank you. And I'm like that, you know. So then I got up, you know, I went upstairs, took a shower real quick.
00:38:37
Speaker
And then she like when I got in bed, wife was even like, hey, you know, why did you take a shower? And I was like, well, because I was 30. thirty Like, what the fuck? i would just say Why do I have to explain myself for taking a shower?
00:38:51
Speaker
Yeah, you know, because I fucked your friend on the stairs just now and I didn't want you to smell her pussy on me. What the fuck? The fuck you think? yeah
00:39:07
Speaker
Did she ever find out, man? No, she's unless she's watching this stream, she has no question. What a way to find out, bro.
00:39:17
Speaker
Let me see what he's up to nowadays. um You're huge terrible human, by the way. i didn't realize That's not the only time I cheated on her. That's not the only time I cheated her. God damn it, Sean. He's admitting his mistakes. One, because he respects the integrity of the show. He's bragging about me. he wants to make sure that he's telling me the truth. So I'm delivering honest, clean,
00:39:43
Speaker
Not clear audiences here on the network, you know, so that I would say unfiltered not clean. He just like going to the Going to church and and having confessions. Yeah, um I'm I'm repented to do that. I'll be here. Oh wow. You gonna you gonna touch his but holy I I said what I said I meant it I knew what door that was opening.
00:40:08
Speaker
Leave that door wide open. Yeah, you got to let it air out afterwards. So that was the first wife. Did work out, moved on, got you another honey bun.
00:40:24
Speaker
And same thing, huh? I mean, just about... No, not the same exact thing. That that one just like... We we just kind of grew apart, you know?
00:40:35
Speaker
And... ah We stay friends. We're still friends to this day. We don't talk that much, but... How long were you with her?
00:40:45
Speaker
Um... I don't know. All together, like five, six years.
00:40:52
Speaker
Well, was going to ask you for marriage advice, guys. um ah changed um I ship Well, for I mean, for what it's worth, for what it's worth, the second wife with would have loved to get back together.
00:41:06
Speaker
So it must not have been that bad. Was that because of your great personality like Jedi or like your baby? No, was this dick. It was this dick. Yeah, figured. I figured enough to good i figured it was going to go there.
00:41:22
Speaker
Why does your wife stay with you, Jedi? A dick. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck
00:41:34
Speaker
I'm just going to move on into our next segment. Is he red? Oh, you just got three tenths of red right now. you i got a sunburn. I got a sunburn, you dick. I've been red for the past fucking week.
00:41:53
Speaker
He got a DDT implant. He good. He good. He one of us. Your brother just downstairs. That's all. but ah yeah got He got a BCL, a Brazilian BCL. Brazilian A
00:42:12
Speaker
brazilian black cockleaf here's my marriage advice avoid at all costs no yeah if you're not married i have i have different marriage advice for if you are married and if you are married it's going to be circumstantial so it has to it has to be like you know whatever your circumstance is and um i would say You know, people say if you always win, you don't learn anything, right? You win you learn from the losses.
00:42:43
Speaker
So if you wanted to ask somebody, you know, maybe it it doesn't hurt to get perspective from somebody that's had two marriages that didn't work out. um However,
00:42:54
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You can learn a lot. They did work out, but I see, I see a lot of these old couples or, or not old couples, but people, you know, that are more, i guess, in the age range of our viewers that have been together a long time. And it's usually like happy wife, happy life.
00:43:10
Speaker
And I'm like, wow. So you work so hard just to be a servant for your wife. Like that doesn't sound like a happy life. It sounds like you wish things were different, but you would rather just shut the fuck up and do what she says.
00:43:23
Speaker
Actually, that's a perfect segue, Mandy. You go ahead and share your marriage advice. Well, she's the woman. Technically, I'm still within the first year, Tron. So this is my first year, first time. I checked. I have a year to annul.
00:43:41
Speaker
i checked i have a year too but yeah you know you you know you' already checking this not you know fast youre my wife i like I have fucking time she I forgot what she did. She's like, well, I'm your wife. I'm supposed to you i was like three hundred and twenty two days twelve hours and thirty two seconds is what i have left to make a decision is it isn't that the song from rent i I don't know. but Okay, okay. There you go. See, Mandy, that's exactly it. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
00:44:13
Speaker
Like, if you have a real man, and I'm not talking about these bitch-made motherfuckers out here, okay? I'm talking about a real fucking man. You take care of man, and that man will take care of you, okay?
00:44:27
Speaker
that's That's what happens. But if you're not there to support your man, how the fuck you want him to support you? You know, even as a parent, you go to take care of yourself before you take care of your child.
00:44:37
Speaker
Well, take care of your household so that your household could take care of you, you know?
00:44:45
Speaker
Help him help you. He's going to help you. He's going to take care of you. He's going to protect you. He's going to make sure everything's always all right. Make that motherfucker happy.
00:44:56
Speaker
Yeah, you sound like Madea, bro. Okay. but It's happy mother-in-law, happy wife.
00:45:12
Speaker
Happy mother-in-law, everyone's happy, y'all. Okay.
00:45:19
Speaker
Oh, okay. So I should marry Jedi. That's what we just discovered. Wow. should i Jedi, if you're looking for a second husband, this this advice is applicable to Jedi. He's the only person.
00:45:35
Speaker
He annoys the fuck out of me, man.
00:45:39
Speaker
I think I feel every fucking week. Every fucking week, bro. how do you do How do you deal with Jedi on a normal basis? and Hey, you know, here's a story for our viewer. They probably don't know. At least at least not the are the the diehards or whatever.
00:45:58
Speaker
How did you and Jedi meet? um You know, we were just in the chat and he saw me across the way. okay And it was like, I just died in my arms tonight. Like that.
00:46:13
Speaker
It must have been something you wrote.
00:46:18
Speaker
So yeah, we... we wait got yeah it was cha i hadno wanted I annoy the fuck out of you. set up jed i you're being annoyed no we're no we're talking about how how you guys met So we met in the chats. You know, I was a cool guy. And a lot of my chats got highlighted, you know, because I was yeah cool.
00:46:37
Speaker
And Jedi was like, damn, this guy is cool. And so he's like, what up, Shaman? You're cool. And I was like, you know what? I respect that because you can identify coolness. And then, you know, i was like, you're not so bad yourself. i can i can I can take you under my wing.
00:46:55
Speaker
I'm not promising that you're gonna be cool, too. But you know you can ride that coattail. And a few years later, we started this show. no Wow. that's That's inspiring, guys. Give it up for for Shaman taking on J. Shaman being us a real... and How does it feel to be selected of all the other default characters out there? You were selected by Shaman.
00:47:23
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it It feels pretty good. I'm not going lie.
00:47:27
Speaker
That can't be the story how you guys. It's not far off, though. Oh, you see through the bullshit? Good job, Brock. It's not far off. It's not far off at all. How much of that's a lie, Lazy? just ah Just the last part.
00:47:42
Speaker
Only 90%. It wasn't a few years. Only 90% of So you had the show originally Jedi first, right? No, no, no, no. We started the show with a Canadian friend of ours.
00:47:57
Speaker
um So we all used to go and hang out on that guy's stream, which he doesn't stream anymore. Another friend of ours. we're all we We all started as crypto people.
00:48:07
Speaker
And um that guy was like the fun Friday show. Did you start as a crypto guy? We're all crypto guys. Yeah, listen, no, no, no, no here hear this and listen listen we started off coming from we branched out from a crypto community where a lot of our friends were starting crypto channels a jack comess from there too that's how we met chaka it's it's this sha yeah all the same shaman makes sense but jedi I guess I wouldn't have taken you as a crypto guy. That's all. so a little bit there From there, from there we we like we would get on that guy's channel and just talk shit. right And then that guy would fall asleep and he would leave the stream up and then we're all just talking shit.
00:48:54
Speaker
So then finally, we were joking around, talking about starting up a show and then um what's his name? Steve... started like making some shit in the background and then we all kind of uh the canadian steve the canadian is this is this green name steve the canadian so our show our original show before it got blown up it used to be um the lazy and shaman show featuring steve the canadian
00:49:26
Speaker
And then that burned down. It's not that Shaman was added to Lazy Show. It was people have been taken off. The name got shorter, in fact. Yeah. Well, it doesn't have to be that way.
00:49:37
Speaker
As your guys' is a new hire, I think that it would be very fitting to add my name onto the show title. What got, Snake Man? Come on, comments. The Lazy and Shaman Show featuring Rock the Entertainer.
00:49:50
Speaker
You know, we need a commitment, though. You'd have to actually, like... Show up every week. Are you doing weather radar tonight too? No, we don't work at the news.
00:50:02
Speaker
Yes, yes, I can cover the weather. In fact, we just covered the weather earlier tonight. a thunderstorm in Jacksonville, Florida, killing a family of five.
Fireworks Mishaps and Dangers
00:50:14
Speaker
The weather out there is dangerous. It's fucking insane, dude.
00:50:22
Speaker
you know We're all used to hearing about alligators eating people, but the fucking lightning-eating people? That's crazy. That's new. Don't tell me I don't Only in Florida. Only in Florida.
00:50:35
Speaker
Don't tell me I don't deliver. That's why Shaman doesn't show his face. He's worried that fucking the fucking weather will get him. but It'll find him.
00:50:46
Speaker
That is hilarious. Yeah, so anyway, back to the beginning, a lot of that stuff, like, I was just asking just yeah just casually. um I'm curious. I've had these questions, but I haven't really wanted to ask them because you guys have been on your own tangent of stuff that you've been talking about, like booty holes and wax. But when we're talking about, like, how you guys met, I'm gloss right over that. So when we're talking about how you guys met, I wouldn't have taken you guys as crypto guys. I spent a shit ton of of time in cryptos.
00:51:19
Speaker
Did you? Yeah, I did. Yeah, man. I still have Coinbase on my phone, man, but I don't fuck with it anymore. As soon as I, oh, dude, I lost so much money.
00:51:30
Speaker
We all did, bro. I lost a stupid amount of money and I feel robbed. So it's like that feeling of wanting to chase and like get into something new, you know, because it's like, I want to at least recoup my fucking money, you know? like what it was it was a casino and we all had fun for a while.
00:51:49
Speaker
of south man I was having a bad time there, man. I think ah the the most I lost in one day was $5,500 in one fucking day. You're making me feel better.
00:52:08
Speaker
You should feel better. I lost unrecognized gains, meaning I put money in and it went fucking through the roof and I never pulled out.
00:52:19
Speaker
Oh, that's different. Yeah, it is different. not I didn't lose my initial money. How many kids you have, Jedi? because of My pullout game is weak, bro. You got So we didn't ever want to crypto channel, though.
00:52:34
Speaker
so ah we didn't we didn't ever want to be a crypto channel though When we started off, we we did not want to do crypto at all.
00:52:46
Speaker
Free the nipple. Because everybody... And he's not on the panel. It's because Noel came and showed her nipple last night. Yeah, and I fucking ain't showing.
00:52:57
Speaker
Well, I didn't know she was like that. How did i miss that part of the show? I was on the show literally from beginning to end and lost the nipple part. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:08
Speaker
it's um surprising it was actually crazy not youtube didn't flag us It was not long before you came back. point many That is a good point. So if I marry Jedi, you shouldn't get jealous.
00:53:21
Speaker
That's all I'm saying. Wait, what?
00:53:28
Speaker
Oh, he has a word. My dog's high as balls right now. You high, baby. No, I lost legitimately $5,000. I bought in thinking I found the bottom of Bitcoin and that motherfucker kept falling down.
00:53:46
Speaker
And within an hour i was fucking dead. Hey, bro, you only lose it if you pull out. I still have it. That's why I'm looking at it every day, hoping for its return.
00:53:57
Speaker
but I have recovered. You still have it. What did you buy it at like 140?
00:54:04
Speaker
it's at the bottom bet 120. i bet it was like in the range yeah a Oh, shit, bro. Listen, listen, and listen. I have recovered some of it, right? Like, if I would just, like, got angry and pulled out completely, i would have still, like, at least there would be no chance of, recover at least I've recovered, like, a little bit. Like, a tiny bit. Still not my full, but you but I tried to buy the dip, but I, i yeah. It wasn't done fall yet you caught a falling yet. It kept falling, yeah.
00:54:39
Speaker
Oof. i but did di we um um but AMC did the same thing to me and I bought in a GameStop dude I I like kept catching the waves after everybody knew about the shit it was too late like it was yeah it was just before I was ever into crypto I was in the GameStop fucking thing and I was on like um what was the fucking channel on I bought Shiba at the top.
00:55:13
Speaker
But, like, GameStop was, like, one of my first, like, big investments. You said you bought you bought it at the top? Pretty much. It went higher, you know, but then, like,
00:55:31
Speaker
just do that for your bank account first three were crypto investments all went really well that's why i was like i can't lose on crypto this is the best that's the thing that's how you get that's how you get robbed that's how you get sucked in though right yeah exactly i got sucked in big time i went i have i made i went from stocks and options to crypto because i was getting fucking reckless with my life Happy fourth, Wally.
00:55:57
Speaker
Wally. Hope having a safe time out there. Wally.
00:56:04
Speaker
Yeah, that's it, Mandy. you're You got a point. It was too late. And all three of those trades were bad trades. and And to be fair, I didn't even understand the fundamentals of it. I was just trying to be like everybody else.
00:56:16
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I did. I mean, like, that's where I knew what I was doing, you know? I tried to figure it out along the way. and I did. But I lost money. it was It was a costly experience.
00:56:30
Speaker
but That's expensive school. i So what caught me, Jedi, you'll get this. i the first I just downloaded Coinbase. I just got on my phone.
00:56:42
Speaker
did I did all of the, you know, they have to ah verify your identity and all this crap in the beginning. you know all that right yeah So I finished all of that. Got approved. Blah, blah, blah. Clear. Get on the app.
00:56:57
Speaker
And within four, like i have it it's it's I have it on my phone. Within four minutes, I made $4,600. Right.
00:57:08
Speaker
right? That's it. That's all. That's all it took, man. I was like, Oh shit. What am I doing? Working bro. Yeah. like this this This is my new job. yeah i was like, what the hell man? Even if I made a couple hundred bucks in a day, that's my income. I would get at a fucking nine to five. I'm going to just do this shit.
00:57:27
Speaker
Right.
Crypto Market Losses
00:57:28
Speaker
But I had no idea what I was doing. And so that 4,600 bucks was gone. The rest of it followed. It is just bad timing, man. See the thing is too when I first got in it was like bull market so like everything you throw money at was making more money You know what i mean? Like so it's like that's not how reality works though like that game comes to an end real quick And then you're just scrabble and look at yeah oh this might do something this might be something and then you just a few hundred here few under there and be happy that you didn't have to You don't have to deal with the demons I have to deal with truck
00:58:06
Speaker
I got mad, dude. When I lost it, I uninstalled the app. I was like trying to raise riots. but i was pissed the fuck off, dude. But you are right. i I was trying to be like the cool kids, Mandy. And you know what?
00:58:19
Speaker
the Shame on me. I will be better. So basically, the community all came together because we were mad at Saitama. Mm-hmm.
00:58:33
Speaker
We had one one fucking crypto that we all rallied around in. At first we liked and then we hated this whole community. but we all many one because We like Satama. Right.
00:58:45
Speaker
So i think my personal story is like I started i got into crypto because my boy and then I started watching this particular streamer because I don't know. i I'm not sure.
00:58:58
Speaker
And he seemed at least a little bit real at the time. And, um I never really got in the comments or anything until after the Vegas event when they didn't launch the app like they were supposed to.
00:59:14
Speaker
was like, let me go see what's going on and see what these other people are doing was about to sell my shit, which I should have fucking done. i knew better and I should have just fucking sold it and walked away. And I never would have been pissed at at that fucking token.
00:59:27
Speaker
But I went on there and it was like, what the hell is going on? Okay, I guess i guess we're just going to wait a little bit. fuckers. um So anyways, I started getting pissed because I started losing money. Now when I lose money, I get vocal.
00:59:43
Speaker
So I haven't been on social media in like 10 fucking years almost. All right. Maybe even more than that. And I just was like, I'm fucking fuck this. I got profiles made. I got all accounts now. Everything like um I'm allowed. Yeah, ask joe yeah mean let's fucking go. So that was the birth of Shaman, the faceless one.
01:00:05
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o
01:00:10
Speaker
Yep. Yep. you don't You don't have to have a face to have a loud of voice. as That's a good point.
01:00:21
Speaker
But yeah, anyway, so... Sorry, it's the rule tonight. Anytime someone says America, I have to do that. so America. Yeah.
01:00:33
Speaker
I wanted to play the song, but... it's copyrighted yes I even tried looking for like a knockoff version of it, but they just sound shitty. What's the point?
01:00:44
Speaker
Sorry. Go ahead. Shaman. It's okay. You can play it on our channel. but Are we doing? shit show I'll take the copyright. In
01:00:58
Speaker
fact, let me make sure. Let me just double check and see if we didn't get any strikes for yesterday. Nothing. Nothing. Not even a copy. checked her shit earlier. I didn't see anything.
01:01:13
Speaker
I mean, we should show Nibble more often. So, Chad, if you're hearing this, you know what to do. no What a way up, way dude? Still mad at you for that. that You can't be mad at me because you knew the risk and you didn't do anything about it.
01:01:29
Speaker
I was texting you like, knock it the fuck off. knock it the fuck off when I was playing with the shit afterwards, but you knew she was going to do it in the beginning.
01:01:42
Speaker
Dude, I've told you about her so many times. cause She's tried to come up on her channel multiple times. Sorry. glick if you have to get If you're banned from that, I'm sorry.
01:01:54
Speaker
Fuck yeah. Continue.
01:01:58
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. fuck yeah yeah
01:02:10
Speaker
You know what, though, Rock? I gotta say, I've been coming to the Nonsense Cold Network for a long time. I've never seen a host dressed so nicely. not Thank you very much. Thank you very much, man. i Trust me.
01:02:24
Speaker
I know I'm dressed slicker than Glit. you know like oh mear i mean I'm the polished one. I'm the one that shows up at the meetings. You know what I'm saying? You know what saying, Chad? He's jelly in his yellow Yeti bennet belly. Okay. He's just so fucking mad. He'll even get a chance to see the spectacle, but he will. He'll, you know, he'll know that I take my job seriously and I might get a raise, you know?
01:02:48
Speaker
I mean, not on the network, but on the lazy chom show. absolutely ah Speaking of which, this is a great, another great time for one of our other sponsors for tonight. I'm going to go ahead and play this commercial.
01:03:02
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Speaker
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01:03:52
Speaker
I'm just saying, man, we got ourselves some really good sponsorships for the network. Come on, man. Let's go. Let's go. America. Fuck yeah. Sometimes I double up on them.
01:04:07
Speaker
What's up, Scorpio? How you doing, man? Happy fourth.
01:04:15
Speaker
What did you say, je Shaman? I don't know.
01:04:22
Speaker
I was reading... um The other comment from Sam about her father, and her nephew. Technically, I'm technically this is my niece. If you want to take it that way, but it's a dog.
01:04:35
Speaker
I'm her uncle, daddy. Now, Uncle Betty, you sound like you belong right out here, bro. I ain't going to even lie. You already know. You sound like you belong out here for sure.
01:04:48
Speaker
You already know man you know I'm talking about Shit That whole come on now that's I got that oh you he oh here
01:05:00
Speaker
ah I also have something that we're gonna watch tonight too I checked it hope it's the Ray J tape Oh we're gonna watch that too But that's not first um oh Oh, do you know about ah the next fight's gonna be Ray J and Orlando Brown?
01:05:20
Speaker
No fucking shot, dude. you serious? Yeah, you they got the, they not the weigh-in, but they got like the the little press meets and stuff already.
01:05:31
Speaker
Really? Yeah, Orlando Brown's like doing something with ah like a wad of hundreds and he's like, man, that ain't got no hundreds in the middle. You got ones and tens and then he showed them like, they all hundreds. What?
01:05:42
Speaker
They all hundreds. Holy yeah so and you know You know Orlando Brown be saying some weird shit. so He always be saying weird shit. There we go. There we go right there. Happy birthday you motherfuckers.
01:06:00
Speaker
I've been waiting for you Sergeant. I said at the beginning of the show. said at the beginning of the show if I didn't see you come in here I was going to be pretty pissed. I dressed in all of this. You better show up.
01:06:13
Speaker
Hey, you know, where was his energy on Juneteenth? That's what I want to know. Yeah, yeah. no Nobody was celebrating that, man. I was all in the comments and nobody was there. You know, I put a fucking thumbnail up for that shit.
01:06:28
Speaker
Nobody dressed up. And Shaman, me and you dressed up. You just couldn't see us. We're off camera. Right. Boom. Just like tonight. What happened to the fight thing you was doing? What fight thing I was doing?
01:06:43
Speaker
oh the oh you know i the Oh, the wrestlers and stuff. We did that yesterday. We did that. We did that on Lazy and Shaman show. You know, it was cool. Damn rock. You got court. You know, we don't show up to court. I don't know why you asked. We don't show up to court.
01:07:03
Speaker
What? ah ah No, I am the I am the news anchor tonight. I am the news anchor tonight delivering you guys some great fucking news.
01:07:15
Speaker
Yeah, he's the anchor. He's what's holding it back. What up, Rock Shaman, Jedi, Scorpio, and anybody else lurking in here? That's right. Oh, yeah. You got to listen back, man.
01:07:28
Speaker
You got to listen back. Wally got into a fight. Johnny Bongs is the new champion. Man, you missing a
Real-life Fireworks Chaos
01:07:36
Speaker
ton of stuff, man. You got to catch up. We don't have to. We have to look through a few things.
01:07:41
Speaker
Jedi is a cardboard champion, I think now, or something like that. I don't remember. Last night, I was pretty drunk. He cardboard champion when, ah as of last night, he still won against me, remember?
01:07:53
Speaker
Yep, yep, that's true. So he's still the cardboard champion. Yeah, you missed out on a lot, man. But what we're watching right now, what we're going to watch, guys,
01:08:05
Speaker
We're watching real-life clips from people who've played with fireworks like ever like all of us do, but didn't have enough retails like the rest of us did. Let's go.
01:08:17
Speaker
That's a great question, Scorpio. Yes, you can. You can go back and re-watch every single episode. So you're goddamn right. Yes, you can. they one yeah Yeah, you can. On the Lazy and Shaman show on Friday nights.
01:08:34
Speaker
you know same have that link Do you have that link? I can get it i don't i don't i don't have that link, but i you could can you post it in the chatterbox? Yeah, it'll take me like 20 minutes.
01:08:47
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Here, let me let me do this real quick. You did that match last night, right? Yeah, I did. Okay. into the stage. J-Devil, come on
01:09:05
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We're getting a different kind of opening in tonight. What's up, J-Devil? How you doing, buddy? pretty all Oh, and Lilith.
01:09:20
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Hey, Scorpio, if you're not already, feel free to like and subscribe. I don't know. that i don't think that went on your ah and your channel. I didn't do that.
01:09:32
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I don't think it posted on your channel. I must not be a mod. Yeah, you will mod, man. It posted on here. i can see it. I only see the link. I don't see the you normally you see both of them.
01:09:44
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Oh, no, I only see one from YouTube. Yeah, I will make you a mod. Trust me if I knew how. If you explain to me, I'll do it. Anyway. Exactly. All right.
01:09:57
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exactly blaing all right yeah Next We are going watch some fireworks, people. Let's go. Let's see what happens.
01:10:16
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It doesn't look like it's wrong. I wonder how many fireer firework trucks are going to be on highways in the past few
01:10:26
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They don't look like they're going up that high. They're not going up high at all. And that one looks kind of messed up. Wait a minute. It looks sketchy. Oh, people run. ah Dance, presents, dance. Look at the car, man. The car going off, man. It's fucking snowing. Where is this, Russia? Yeah, it's snowing.
01:10:58
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are they having sex? What's going on over there? She trying to rub that firework out. Oh, that's dumb. Before we love before we even do this, drins you guys do notice right here, right?
01:11:10
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You do notice that? This shit is cardboard. That thing's going to fall the fuck over. That's how we got Lazy's belt. That's my belt. That's my cardboard belt. Oh, shit. That's crazy. What's funny is nobody noticed. It was all looking up. They were all looking up.
01:11:33
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They go right over and they never once looked up. I saw that immediately. Look. at that i saw that immediately Look, it falls out. look Nobody... He's still looking up. Wait a minute. way but Look at this guy right here. Just pay attention to him. He's looking up.
01:11:51
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The box fell.
01:11:54
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And they're like, why is it coming from the other side? What's going on? they stay Oh, shit, man. This is so funny, man. Alright, let's see what they're going to now.
01:12:07
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Oh, that was fucking dumb.
01:12:11
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good
01:12:16
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i Shot no shot did they do it?
01:12:21
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Oh That's just the um the flash window. though so Oh Shit, that's just the strobe light I think
01:12:37
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fall that thing is gonna fall at
01:12:43
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but least you got the running part down evening we they hope
01:12:58
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What the fuck? Wait a minute. wait a minute wait a minute let me Let me just go back a little bit to really understand what's going on. What's happened? but He put it in the car.
01:13:10
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He put it in the car.
01:13:15
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thought something got shot at it.
01:13:19
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Look, something got shot at it. They shot something. By the way, it's a propane tank right here. In case you got they wanted some extra explosion action. yeah know yeah Other cars with other gasoline in them. Do you see that? it It looks like they shot something at the car.
01:13:39
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it? It lights see it it like loves is kind of it lights up It kind of explodes from the outside. right it likes no to the right above the cars it lights up before the the car explodes
01:13:58
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watch
01:14:03
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okay this might be way too slow but i want to catch i love exploding cars coming it's coming oh it's coming see it yeah dude somebody shot something at it to do that o well yeah a firework wouldn't do that very easy
01:14:26
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You see what saying? You see what I'm saying? nobody's going to like my firework. I'm going that to my truck right now. Yeehaw. I'm going to get some insurance money. what Look at that car, by the way. it is gone. Holy fuck. It imploded.
01:14:41
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was going to say, it looks like a crushed can.
01:14:47
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I wouldn't have gotten that close right away. Uh-oh.
01:14:55
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What is that? What the
01:15:04
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oh fish what is that
01:15:09
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fall
01:15:20
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know you know much damage she just did yeah
01:15:26
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but Some of the kids are laughing too. They're making some ideas. Yeah, that's why you're not getting any toys for Christmas. cause It's fun to be a pyro.
01:15:36
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Good job, Dad. oh my God. Damn, look at that. Look at that. You know, hey, we can't afford ah breakfast, but we got new dog.
01:15:48
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Only motherfuckers that I know that way only motherfuckers I know that on a white suit are criminal attorneys and Baptist preach pastors. Amen, brother. Amen. Can I get a hallelujah? Well, that's where you wrong, Sergeant.
01:16:03
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This is cream. We're going to move on. Cash rules everything around me.
01:16:18
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for sick rock. Did you know on YouTube videos you can hit the Whatever that symbol is to go back a frame at a time. Oh, no shot Wait, wait, wait, really? No shot man. Can you really like wow Man, it takes you back like multiple seconds, though.
01:16:37
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Hey, Shaude. What up, Shaude? What up, Shaude? I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it. and The Marines, I operated. Fuck yeah, J-Devil.
01:16:49
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Are you Jelly right now, Shaman? No, I'm Jam. Jammed up.
01:16:57
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I can't. Jesus Christ. there goes I'm more like what did you think was going to happen? You said there goes all your work. All right. Let's see what's next.
01:17:11
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Oh, fuck, bro. You know, that whole thing's going on fire. Play the song. Play the song. Oh, that's the goddamn Hindenburg right now. Wait, where is it? Wait, one one second. i'm putting it off screen.
01:17:28
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Oh my god
01:17:41
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This song makes better, actually. It kind of did, didn't it? It's kind of a good soundtrack for it. yeah Oh, what a dumbass.
01:17:54
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If you're going to put a firework that close, like i baby like You ain't got nothing to lose. You got no respect for your own dick. You got nothing to lose, man. No respect. I get no respect.
01:18:06
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He's just smoking a cigarette. He don't care, man. He actually kind of looks like kind looks like F Joe.
01:18:13
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this is great man damn ka to what are you doing bro oh ah yeah yeah all knew it was coming he' like but he actually pulled his bits down to this is great this is great man but Let's just watch that again.
01:18:41
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Steve, you got to hold both of your hands up in the air. Steve, you got to hold both your hands up in the air. All right, mommy. I'm going to show you how this is done.
01:18:59
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all right mommy i'm gonna show you how this is done yeah God, people are retarded.
01:19:22
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ah fucking no way god people were tryinged I told you that wasn't a good idea. that I told you that wasn't a good idea. Look, man, that set it on fire, man.
01:19:41
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It's like no shit, it wasn't a good idea. No, that that was great, Sarge. Thank you. Thank you, man. Hey, Rock, can I something real quick? Yeah, what you got? What you got, man? so I got an old friend watching on here, too.
01:19:55
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01:20:11
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01:21:34
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I did too. Right back to back. um By the way, i think they rebranded NyQuil as Naptime because back in the day we just had NyQuil. All right, Scissor.
01:21:48
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Man. Hello, dog. Hello. Goddamn. Watch it, the sprinklers are coming on. It smells like chloroform, but it ain't chloroform. is' that Man, all of that dry grass is going up for sure. Look, I knew it.
01:22:06
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Guys, get water. What are y'all doing? I'm going to throw some ice on it.
01:22:18
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He threw ice on it.
01:22:24
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That the stupidest shit. Missed completely, by
01:22:31
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the way. I'm a stand on going to
Humor in Firefighting Attempts
01:22:34
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stand on it. going to keep it safe that way.
01:22:39
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ah that i'm go to see I want to see the minute that the second that it what second I'm sorry. I'm having too much fun with this. Wait a minute.
01:22:55
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Was this like a bad gender reveal or what? He looks down. somebody's making up
01:23:05
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um stop Oh, fuck. but oh he's He's not having a good day right now. He's gone, bro.
01:23:16
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He is gone. He did. Piss on it. That was a good idea. That was better than what that little girl did. meet jimmy two toes smith yep that's that's right yeah i don't i don't even think he has two toes to rub together echo for the oh yeah <unk> i
01:23:41
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i bet he doesn't have eyebrows he doesn't have anything like understand thirty eleven k agents really good This hard like they did that on the fucking and traffic. Yeah, they're gonna damage a bunch of cars Like this can you imagine if you're driving a firework just plows into this time I want to see over here because they're getting a bunch of these cars. Oh much shit That hit direct hit by the way directed
01:24:25
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did simple a about this for him
01:24:30
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So far so good man that last one wasn't even that bad.
01:24:52
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so far so good man that last one wasn't even that bad
01:24:59
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Oh shit, nevermind. Nevermind. What just happened, bro? what's happened bro What just happened? ah but
01:25:24
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be
01:25:30
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Yeah, looks like they're at war.
01:25:36
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I'm completely muted right now. Anyway, yeah, yeah you were you can take me off full camera. What I was asking was, have you ever actually like seen that live where they malfunction or tip over like at a big fireworks show?
01:25:48
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Yeah. I've only seen it a couple of times, but it like one big one. And it was like in a Walmart parking lot. And they had the whole parking lot cleared so that they could. That's where they're launching from on purpose. You know, they but it like tipped over and shot like directly into did i send you the crowd to a degree. But like not like directly like we're like but like only like probably 10 feet above them. But there were like the big ones and like everybody lost their shit. It was scary as fuck.
01:26:23
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I mean, thinking back now, it's kind of That's before they had cell phones to videotape it. Oh, you saw that? It was probably like 15 years ago.
01:26:35
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They had this video where I saw it recently and I can't find it. They had this huge fucking mortar. And it goes up high enough, but not really high. Damn it, Sanch.
01:26:50
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but that but
01:26:54
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But yeah, I've been at a couple of firework shows where they they go off. like they're They're not tipped over, but they don't go nearly as high as you can tell they're supposed to. yeah And then they fucking go off. Yeah, I've seen that multiple times too. Some of that I think is due to them not using the proper
Discussing Firework Equipment
01:27:10
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launcher.
01:27:10
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Gotta mount it right, man. If gonna use something that left-for-force. Very true. Yeah, yeah. it's It's like a fucking cannon. You gotta have it. Cannon. Cannon.
01:27:23
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oh Oh, fuck you. Yeah, you deserve to have enough. Let me put my goggles on, guys, because I don't want to lose an eye. Oh, my God. All you had to do was let go, and it would have flown away.
01:27:37
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you had to do was let go. All you had to do was let go. People don't think in the moment. When shit goes wrong, people don't think it through.
01:27:48
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It's already gonna barely hold it then fly out. crazy. That's liberal. yeah. Don't put, get some cold water on it. You dumb bitch. Oh, that's dude.
01:27:56
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god that's crazy fucking more
01:28:02
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that's a their face fund by the way oh yeah don't put get some cold water on it you dumb bitch
01:28:12
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he's last give oh that's a dude That was a liberal white lady. That's what they look like.
Fireworks: Coolness vs Danger
01:28:21
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That's what they look Karen got what she deserved.
01:28:31
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Okay, this is actually kind of a cool idea. kind of I'm sure it's going to go terrible, but it's still kind of a cool idea. Sweet balls of fire. bla bla blah bla bla bla bla
01:28:45
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Goodness gracious. Is the fuse lit? I don't know. Let's just wait a few minutes. longer Find out. Why do they all do the dick thing?
01:28:56
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Because they're men. Do you have
01:29:04
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a dick? good why do they all do the dick thing because they're men you have a dick Yeah, exactly. And I protect it.
01:29:17
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i protect my deck. yeah It burnt right through everything. Listen, go back. was that you know That's how they circumcised it. We need to get one of them condoms that we sell that we're sponsored by.
01:29:30
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I just came. looked like he just came. Yeah, his cum turned to ashes. oh This must be a riot or something.
01:29:47
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We got fireworks and we got to shoot them. Got him okay. Got him okay. Got him okay. Damn. He messed it right here. He's a ring and...
01:30:17
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Oh shit.
01:30:43
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That
01:30:48
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that was pretty big for that little ass firework, bro. Yeah, you're right. Oh, shit. That was fucking stupid. Oh, God, you know, I just, to be I want, I want my car to be involved in one of those, man. i won't have to make a car payment no more. It's going to Yeah, do. I really do.
01:31:12
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i just want to be like, man. i would and They fucked up my car, man. I can't drive it It'll never be the same. Wait a minute. wait a minute Wait a minute.
01:31:28
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Wait a minute.
01:31:34
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Y'all do notice all those other fireworks sitting right there next to it, right? Yes, sir. Yeah, the whole box is right there. On top of an old grill.
01:31:49
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What the hell was that? Oh, shit.
01:31:57
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Oh word. That's taking back Sarge. No way. Is that the same thing? That's not the same place. Sarge is getting PTSD right now.
01:32:07
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thinky ma sargeant way is that that's not the same place sorry just getting p dsd right now
01:32:31
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Goddamn, man. Oh.
01:32:36
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Oh, fuck. We saw him running. We set a palm tree on fire during the 4th of July before. Anyway, you know, ain't trying to cog the whole show. Wait, it was New Year's. It was New Year's. My fault. Y'all better be safe out there.
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That's all I'm saying.
01:32:52
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01:34:19
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What can I say, man? There are some of us that are... that are just, you know, we belong there, even if we don't get our name in the official title of the show. um hey Hey, Kato, um if you would have read the fine print, once you stick your penis inside, a.k.a. penetration, voids the warranty.
01:34:43
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I don't like the way you say penetration, Shaman. it wasn't though small It was in the small writing.
01:34:51
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It was printed on. You got to pay attention to all those small little details. J-Double knows what I'm talking about. We don't sign contracts. We don't sign contracts. All warranties.
01:35:05
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And any kind of liability to the manufacturer or promoters or marketing team of thereof.
Warranty Jokes and Fine Print Humor
01:35:13
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the penetrators. Yeah, did.
01:35:16
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that's ra
01:35:19
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yeah i did JDevil, you got more music on the way soon, man? You just going to keep us waiting or what? so i got some good stuff coming.
01:35:32
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I'll be looking forward to I think Keto owes us money now for the deprivation deprivation deper what defamation. The defamation. you make something with a little bit of an opening on it, I'll hop on something of yours.
01:35:50
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dead Man, don't you get me started, man. Put your number in the private chat, man. We got some things to talk about. easy Why has it got to be the small details? What the fuck, bro? Let's talk about you and Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that can be. Oh, okay.
01:36:11
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this time that's saying I haven't heard that in a minute. Jeez. I didn't penetrate. She stole them after I threw them away. That's why you got to put hot sauce in there. Drake told y'all.
01:36:23
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He did.
01:36:27
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i don't even like Drake. He uses a better mic to record his music than he does. I'm using the laptop mic for the streaming. See? That's right. What's up, Wolf? How you doing, man?
01:36:38
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Well, happy 4th.
01:36:43
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Wolf is actually the CEO of Wolf Bear Records. Also is on the Bones Unfiltered podcast. There we go.
01:36:56
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Shaman knows all about wolves, right, Shaman? That's right. he's got a bunch of them that live with him. Tawawas. you hear She's not barking tonight, is she?
01:37:07
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No. wait Wait a minute. Are you sure? well. Nah, she can't hear it. She can't hear it.
01:37:18
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Sounds like dogs to me, man. I don't know. Here, hold on. Let me... what um
01:37:29
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What up Tim?
01:37:33
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Hey Tim, click the link. What's Tim? How you doing buddy? Tell them to get their asses over here on the Nonsensical Networks YouTube chat. Yeah, get over here man.
01:37:45
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no Show us the fucking love. We need it. Yeah, what he said man. Alright, do it now. Do the barking. yeah what he said man can do it do the do it now do the the barking i'll do the barking?
01:38:08
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Okay. Did that work? She's looking at it.
01:38:23
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Nah, it's not working. Sergeant, you a real one. you a real one it might It might be the 40 milligrams of CBD that she's on right now.
Dog Barking and CBD Calmness
01:38:35
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Yeah. That don't even sound like freaking barking at her right now. That sounds like a filthy bass line.
01:38:43
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scoops up up up up sense All right. Now, I got one more thing. Or I got two more things for tonight. All right.
01:38:54
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right Ready for this? J-Devil, you locked in. Lilith, you locked in. Jedi?
01:39:05
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Shaman. He knows I'm locked in. So now we're going to You kicked. That's pretty good for not being on panel when you're supposed to be on panel. I'm going to show my face, but you know I'm here. You know mean? Yeah, at least I know, man. You always reassure me of that.
01:39:23
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So thank you. My mic ain't muted. Now we got an American tier list. Okay. So earlier this week, I asked my TikTok followers to give me all the things that make them, that remind them of America.
01:39:38
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And we going to rate them on how American they are on a scale from one to five.
01:39:47
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We're going to start with bald eagles. What?
01:39:56
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Shaman, what happened? You are not paying attention. Did you take some of those CBD gummies that you gave to your dog? I read Kato's comment when you were talking.
01:40:09
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God damn it. You know what? Thank you, Sergeant. You know why? Because I pay attention to every comment, whether I'm on this show or on you know the other show. And I pay attention. I pay attention to you. You pay attention to me, man. Thank you. You real one.
01:40:25
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Send me your TikTok, Rocky. I got like 3,500, almost 3,600 followers on there. Oh, yeah. I'll hit you up, man. Yep. Shit. I'll put it in the the chat before we we shut down. plug i don't have my phone. My bad, bro. My bad. I couldn't help it. I locked onto that and and i was I was laughing.
01:40:43
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Oh, no, you good, bro. You all good. Did you see the comment? I did.
01:40:52
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What's up, TC?
01:40:57
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What's up? What's up, TC? How you doing, man? I'm all right. How about yourself, man? I'm good. Another night. Happy fourth to you. Cheers, man. Happy fourth to you.
01:41:11
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I want to hear that, man. I'll read every one of your fucking comments. I do. We celebrate our independence. Locked in. Always. speak Always locked in.
01:41:24
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Yeah. And go show my boy J-Devil some love. Hey, he's always locked in but never locked down. Know what I'm talking about? All right. Yeah. J-Devil saying he ain't locked down. Lilith, how do you feel about that?
01:41:40
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Yeah, he just dived and said, I am at lockdown. I am on my own. In other news, he is reportedly telling us that he is not locked down by anybody.
01:41:55
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We have Lilith on the scene. Lilith, we share your thoughts on this.
01:42:07
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turn off the music because I couldn't hear you. What did you say? so Thanks, y'all. I said y'all fix him to get him smacked. Oh, okay. Well, if he is going to get smacked, maybe it'll smack him.
01:42:19
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This just in.
01:42:22
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Devil's about to get smacked. Oh, man, I got a cold host. I got a cold host anchor. Come on, Shaman. You tell them the news report, man. You have a little fun scene about to smack the fuck out of It's actually fitting. It's not Juneteenth, but it's good to see the other side get some action. Yeah, sorry, man.
01:42:54
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yes I'm glad you caught that, man. Give that American some birthday smacks. I'm glad you caught that, TC. Thank you. I appreciate you. yeah ah so Stop disturbing Lilith while she's over there watching her porn hub shows. Hey, Lilith, listen, you don't have to smack him, but could you at least give him a wet willy?
01:43:21
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That would entertaining. be irritating no it like it with the same thing. I mean, okay, how about a wedgie? yeah give him Give him a Melvin.
01:43:32
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Yeah, give him a Melvin or a Charlie horse or something. Yeah. Something. A little slobber in the air, you know.
01:43:43
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Man, we completely set up J-Devil, and now we all try to give her ideas how to punish him for it. What's the friends do? mr friends do its me I'm sure she could be pretty creative. Modog said he's going to go beg on the corner and get you a mic.
01:44:03
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Just for you, man. Plug in. Let's go. Yeah. Okay. So this is what I was saying. Okay. So I got my TikTok followers. They sent me a bunch of messages and i asked them to get me an American tier list. That's what I called it.
01:44:19
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And I asked them to give me the things that the just items that make them think
Rating American Symbols
01:44:24
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of America. Right. And going rate them on how American they are on a scale from one to five.
01:44:32
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Okay, let's go. it's here Now, Sergeant, because I do pay attention to your lyrics. ah Sorry, your your comments. it was this The first one was bald eagles. That was like very common. So bald eagles. How American is that on scale from one to five?
01:44:48
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we hear little baby I mean, it's pretty fucking American. Although, although Bald Eagles are also native to other countries, not just America. But held in such high regard. a another five We got another five right there.
01:45:10
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I mean, it's it's either a four or five, I would say.
01:45:16
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What you say, Lilith Jedi? You better say something. You can't just be falling asleep behind the screen. er he said what I had to say. turned off to porn. It's a 10. A fucking 10.
01:45:29
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he re He wasn't listening. I had it live. It's a blue. Cinco. ah All right. The next thing is Karen's.
01:45:47
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Karen's. Absolutely. That's sick. So not not the name Karen, but like Karen's in in general. Yeah, we we get what you're saying, but that's probably still a five. but I think we invented Karen's here in the United States. yeah There's Karen's everywhere. It's not just here. it's it's a I know. but Yeah, we we are the origin story of Karen's.
01:46:15
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did Was Karen's invited invented here? Like the term? like parents I believe so. think so. So that's a five then. All right. Another fiver.
01:46:26
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Another fiver. I don't think people think of America, though, but you do kind of think of American white, bitch. We're going to take credit for everything, I guess. Is obesity on your list? Because that's also very important. Obesity is next, actually. It's not what America is known for, though. Get the fuck up, Rog. Obesity is literally number three on my list. Steve fucking called it. I had to check to make sure I wasn't sharing my screen still. was like, wait, what the... That's a 10. A fucking 10. That's fucking 10 for sure. What is it?
01:47:02
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Obesity. Oh, my God. That's a five. That's a definite five. What's up, Daniel? How you doing, man? Daniel Berry in the motherfucking house. Let's go. What up, Daniel your Burris? Let's go, sure why Happy Independence Day, brother.
Monster Trucks: An American Icon
01:47:22
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Yeah, obesity number three. Underneath number four is Monster Trucks. right there Monster Trucks. I'll give that one a four. Just because I gotta give it a five. Yeah, I give that one a five. cause that's That's pretty fucking good. I don't know, because probably most of parts are made in other countries. But and that mean like but even still... fully assembled at the five they Do they do Monster Truck shows in other countries?
01:47:52
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I don't know. That's a good question. don't I don't know. See, you didn't you never even thought that they might. Maybe Canada. Shaman, you're a one. Shut up. You're a zero. You're not even on the list. Get the fuck out of here.
01:48:10
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It says monster trucks is a singular singularly an American sport. So I would say five with that. Five. Another five. Five's across the bar board so far.
01:48:24
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Karens don't like monster trucks. Yeah. But if you put a Karen in a monster truck, you get a 10. Oh, boy. but You put under it under. It's a 6-7. 6-7. I on Oh, jeez.
01:48:45
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That number. Red Solo Cups is next. I mean, in I don't think that's American, is it? I don't know. I don't even know who makes Red Solo Cups. I mean, I do think of frat parties, though. so oh God damn college college seems to be more I'd be in the trunk of the car I Do like drinking out of a red solo cup. I'm not gonna lie so I don't know why they call them solo cups if you always drink it with somebody red solo cups are manufactured in the United States by dark container corporation What about what about country music?
01:49:26
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Country music is next, actually. You guys are like reading my list somehow. What the fuck? ah We know about America. We don't need your list. America?
01:49:39
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Yeah, really? Because on this list is tacos. um um What? That's the three. Because Americans love them, but they were not invented here. well What kind of fucking people follow you on TikTok?
01:49:56
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um I asked but have mascara, Walmart at 2 a.m., m a gas station hot dog. It's like the Lazy Shaman Show. of Florida.
01:50:10
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My gosh.
Freedom as an American Trait
01:50:12
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Oh, NASCAR too. NASCAR is here as well. Yeah, yeah. i can i can imagine that.
01:50:21
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Somebody put freedom. There's other fucking free countries, guys. so This ain't the only free country. who That's fucked up, man. But that is what America promotes, right?
01:50:36
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we're Yeah. We brag about it the most, but we're not the one that has the most. I don't think so either, yeah. the public I'm going to stop reading your comments, Sergeant.
01:50:47
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i am I do not run no Baptist corrugation. Shut the fuck Amen to that, Sergeant. I need one of those cloths you pull out. I've seen it somewhere.
01:50:58
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i just need like one of thoselawss You maybe maybe i've seen it somewhere it pull out off and the pad itself down you know you need to exercise the key i him the goddam chat and a student um Look, I am solo running the show. okay I'm doing you and Shaman's job at the same time. He's running the show. ah He's doing your job. ah He's doing Shaman's job. ah He's doing them both at the same time. Can I get an amen? Amen.
01:51:32
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I said a amen. Amen. I can't hear you. yeah I need to hear you. god damn area yeah i've never seen the side of you who
01:51:48
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i've never wanted to unalive anyone it more in my life shut up shaman but That's how i feel every goddamn Friday. That's what he said earlier here hear about you. I know.
01:52:01
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did that a little too well, man. You grew up in a Baptist church or something. and A lot of us in Illinois did. That's for sure.
01:52:14
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Yeah? forbi to curious nobody say nerved it Yeah, oh we got Sarge fired up
01:52:26
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like by three one want to tro them a little bit nobody wants to go to your country bro shut up spelling recover treea but go to a real country like israel Are you crane right now? Shit. Whoa. You guys are out of pocket.
01:52:51
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Well, Kato, we saving room for you and you take up enough for two gay guys.
01:52:59
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didn't get quick to lose families. Y'all fit a gay guys on panel last night while only five tonight. Because you ain't up here. That's why. We're trying to keep you up, bro.
01:53:11
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We're gatekeeping. No, K-Tow, you come up here, man. We're gamekeeping. You're more than welcome to come up. and keep You know i mean? Sam, i haven't met you officially in person. You are more than more than happy to come up on the panel.
01:53:27
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You know? She said we're riffraff and she doesn't like to associate with us an actual person, but she will comment on the peasant. We're not getting political, yeah but I will say this is fucking funny.
01:53:46
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This is fucking funny. Riffraff. They call us riffraff. it's the ah Where'd she say that? I didn't see that. I don't know nobody. No, she never said that shit. I just... was putting words in her mouth. I have a habit of putting stuff in ladies' mouths. I'm sorry.
01:54:07
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only thing he can fit in there is words. I like putting stuff in ladies' mouths too, man. That's okay. Hey, TC just gave you gave you the sign-off, so it's all good. You know what I mean? go.
01:54:23
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Oh, shit. Sarge is going join us. Nice. All the ladies better sleep with their mouths closed tonight.
01:54:32
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They're going to get some stuff put in it. Oh, Jesus Christ, Shaman. You need just calm down. It's going to be like Christmas. Everybody's going to stop. Shaman, just remember what comes around.
01:54:46
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Stuff stuffers.
01:54:50
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So the other night I was giving my wife. ah no wait, wait a second. The other night wife was giving you an and what happened?
01:55:04
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na ah let me start over yeah last night my wife was giving me head
01:55:14
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And when I finished, I just said one thing. And I was, hot pocket. She about lost her fucking mind. got so mad at me.
01:55:26
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she got so bad and ah I don't blame her. so She made me sleep. up but Next time, next time you gotta say, you gotta say a different product. Like Captain Crunch. yeah we got fight You gotta find better catchphrases for after. Hey, I've tried all sorts of shit, man.
01:55:56
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Yeah. Milk and cookies. Maybe you should just say thank you next time.
01:56:04
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Well, then what would I tell you, Jedi?
01:56:08
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Krem of some young man.
01:56:15
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Welcome to the stage tonight. We're turning this and making this from a five to a six. Welcoming to the stage, world famous, sir. Welcome. How are you? Yeah,
01:56:33
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a titleal ah pocket yeah no and cookies
01:56:39
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What's up, Pat Knight? How you doing, buddy? Oreo. What's going on, guys? O'Reilly. You guys all right? Oh, man. I don't know what made me think of it, too. I was pretty drunk, to be fair with you. I was pretty drunk when that happened. Oh, man.
01:57:01
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What?
01:57:06
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Oh, yeah, brother.
01:57:09
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i think that's the devil, maybe? Diablo! Whose mic is that? I'm trying to figure it out. sure probably It's probably Sir Pat. Diablo mi amigo!
01:57:27
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Because it just started and he's the new one. You know his shit be fucking up. Wow. Hey, let's
01:57:41
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we' do it. Oh, there we go. There we go. I did a test. I figured it out. All right. told you. to sponsor the awesome Mr. Pat Knight, you got to say, man, you dressed for the occasion. Happy fourth to you, man. How you doing?
01:58:01
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muted. He's muted. He's moving in slow motion. Do you guys see that? Or is that just me? Yeah. No, yeah, I see that. Because he's been trying those new dance moves out.
01:58:13
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ah yes thanks Then when the beat speeds up a little bit. up earlier is it Hell yeah.
01:58:24
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Fucking an Obama internet. Shut up, Sergeant.
01:58:30
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There go. City Mike Saturday. let Let's go. Let's go. what what are you What are you doing? City Mike Saturday. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. I think there's a setting I can do to like make my mic sound terrible, too. Let let me see if this works.
01:58:53
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like your banks There we go. How I sound now, ladies gentlemen. tuesday but um I feel like I've just been violated. Sounds pretty good, Yeah, that's fair. I'm on my wife's laptop and to That's what all no wour but like you fall you find
01:59:23
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i'm on my
01:59:26
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brief
01:59:30
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I think you're not good. Alcohol. Can you hear me now? yes I can. I can. i can hear you loud and clear. sir if you Sir Pat Knight, you're actually a champion. You missed out on a match two weeks ago, defended in a trip threat triple threat match versus Sargent and Mandy.
01:59:49
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Came out on top, put J-Devil to the max on Money in the Bank. And you are now the Intercontinental Champion. You missed out on it completely.
02:00:00
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yes I'm to wait for that to catch up to him. TC, how you doing, buddy? yeah ah
02:00:09
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but Penis. Penis.
02:00:18
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Barely white to the stage. That is hilarious, man. Penis. Put you back up, TC. m Yeah. He said, welcome.
02:00:32
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Welcome, barely white. st yeah nothing Oh, you're a part of the match, man. You're in the game now, Sergeant. You fighting. You fight fighting, fighting.
02:00:50
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He has no idea, man. Why does Jedi keep fucking disappearing, man? Because he's page He's playing that Jedi mind Look look, but you heard that he just said penis finally that's how long that took I didn't take that long to be fair.
02:01:09
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What mean is
02:01:13
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Oh I see what you're saying it is a nice voice isn't it?
02:01:21
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He knows yes its
02:01:28
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That voice just reminds me of somebody. can't think of who it is. that's about bad cloth man do me authority and we go half time to go up on the bri um i mind baby i workshop my cu let's chair i want to take over and sch so it look actually no fuck house rain you belt down here that voice just reminds me of somebody i can't think of who it was is Big Daddy.
02:01:57
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um It's a rapper. He's got that real deep voice. ah um In case you guys didn't know, here on Nonsensical, when you're lagging, we do the dig test or the penis test.
02:02:16
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We say penis, and then you have to say penis back, and that's how we can tell. soon as you hear it. As soon as you hear it. ah So that's why I just kept on earlier. I was like, penis, penis. And then he finally, you know.
02:02:32
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once He caught up. He caught up. Very white. Very white penis. yeah very low bill a white is
02:02:44
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ah Pat Knight, man, you are you are so you're behind, man. you la it You're lagging real hard, man. that's what That was five minutes ago.
02:02:57
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ah that's oh man, that's actually entertaining. and Look, I just want i want to do something real quick. I just want to test to see if how long it'll take him to hear this.
02:03:10
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So yeah I'm going to say penis and then everybody say penis as soon as you hear it. J-Devil, you ain't excluded. but So I need you to say it and then we're just going to continue our conversation and wait for Mr. Pat Knight to catch up. right?
02:03:26
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penisis Penis. Penis. Yeah. All right. Cool. Let's just keep going. I just want to see how long this lag is.
02:03:36
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penal lag.
02:03:39
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Are you sure he didn't just respond when we did? No, he didn't. I've been watching him. hein't He ain't saying nothing yet. Hey, Rock. Look, we don't have nothing to talk about now. We're just like, long all waiting for see
02:04:08
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rock All right. Penis. There you go. Come on now. Now he's going to find out how long he's lagging right now. He's like, oh, what's going on? Nobody's saying nothing. ah look Look, look. He's like, what's going on? of a bitch. We need to watch him figure it out.
02:04:33
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We're watching him figure it out in real time. As soon as you get that, Mark, I don't mind sharing this on the network too in case any of the ladies. if ah It is a epic player time 22, think.
02:04:56
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I could be wrong about that. Yeah, you timed it? a minute fifty two la yeah you timed in that uh metal is only my jumpk see how was that quick look how quick that was about as long as my junk a minute of 52. this is hilarious man you know you better die thank so that this is larry's man
02:05:30
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I'm going have to, uh, I'm going have to, first of all, fuck you, Jedi. I cannot believe you abandoned me. First of all, he's going to come back to being behind stage. That's what's going to happen.
02:05:41
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What happened? Peace.
02:05:48
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we like spy quality what happened inside You said what? Oh, no, I was just saying that um I'm going to have to shut down the show here soon-ish to go and do some fireworks with the kiddo.
02:06:06
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Hey, you should play what I sent you to close out. It's different. Wait, you sent it to me right now? Yep, in your email. Oh, it's in my email. All right. Yeah, I don't mind that. Let me go check that out right now, man.
02:06:22
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Something you guys never heard before from me.
02:06:28
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Hey, yo, J-Devil. I got a couple of things in mind. i might try to start on some stuff for you, man. Do it, dude. dude'll I'll even make the music video.
02:06:39
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things any my Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, uh... Yeah, I've got a couple of things in mind. i'm going I'm gonna try some stuff out and I'll send it to you. Hell yeah, you live close enough. We we can actually something going. That's Tim. Hey, Tim.
02:06:55
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What up, what up?
02:06:59
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How do i play this audio? Oh, that's how I'm going to that bastard relax one of these I might actually get started on it tomorrow.
02:07:16
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I made a ah rock like ah mix between rock and hip-hop song. Yeah, yeah. And I got mixed between rock metal and industrial, so.
02:07:28
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Woo! what day center You got something you want me to, like, you want screams on. and I learned how to scream, too. Oh, yeah. Well, i'm I'm just talking about, like, doing something and then having you come in and do some raps and stuff on, and then I can maybe do some background overlays or something on it.
02:07:45
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Fuck, yeah, that'd be dope. Yeah. Hell yeah. That's what we are going to do in here on the network is bringing oh people together. Oh, sorry. Yeah, that too.
02:07:57
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and the name telling re Why don't... what the Sorry, man. I'm having technical difficulties with this link you just sent me. i told that I told the singer of fucking Birds of Squalor about it. He was the singer for Tonewall.
02:08:15
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I told him about it and he actually can't wait to hear it. so Hell yeah.
02:08:23
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Fuck that's gonna be he knows He knew that I i wrote music, so...
02:08:34
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see I think I got it, chat. I think I got it. got it. All right,
02:08:42
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cool. All right, all right. All right.
02:08:57
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<unk> really hear very well
02:09:02
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this i played this but yeah this will go to ca You said you can't hear it well? I can't hear it well, but what I heard was all sounding pretty good. let me Let me take off a couple of these filters real quick.
02:09:19
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Is that better? It's in the game.
02:09:45
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No keep falling down, I fail Demons falling now, I say I'm on an enemy now, I can't
02:10:04
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Chasing every dream but I lost my grip Held in every word like it was just a movie script Every love you started feeling fake and counterfeit Then the smiles turned to sounds and we're strangers in a beat Try to hide
02:10:26
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All I start to say is can't say The love keeps falling down
02:11:04
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in the Reno
02:11:09
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I'm so much gave too many thoughts now life sucks hitting up the plug and distract myself to drugs push it to the max and it never was enough never learned a lesson to the men and be cause always keen cross so what's the point love now I'm picking up the bottom hopping in the truck much is going crazy pedal for then
02:11:36
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All you're saying is to look you falling down
02:12:23
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Nicely done, man. Yeah, it was like some like um like some alternative rock right there, man. Yeah. don know on a When did you record that one,
02:12:40
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um well the it's kind of weird so i recorded the second verse like a year ago and then the hook and then i wrote recorded the ah first verse i redid like two days ago i mean i don't know if you guys can like like take a listen real quick um if If you look up on Pandora or or even i mean Spotify, you can look up the band Tone Wolf and the song Hurt.
02:13:15
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They're good. that's I played bass in that band and did backup vocals. um It was right before COVID hit.
02:13:27
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A buddy of mine asked me if I could come in and fill in. and I could play drums or bass but I had more equipment and bass so I played bass for him
02:13:43
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them within eight months we got
Band Life and COVID's Impact
02:13:48
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booked with a touring band and then started to get booked for national acts and we we never got to proceed because COVID hit and kind of tore everything apart but I mean, it was it chance it was it was a pretty good project. The guitar player who wrote ah the basic layout of of most of the songs, um he's producing them now and and getting them out there on Pandora and and on Spotify. And it's it's good stuff, man.
02:14:28
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You should take a listen. What was the name of the band again? Tone wolf Tone wolf yeah Good stuff I help write the songs um hurt and ah Down Down by the River Down by the River is like an old-school like almost southern rock you um And hurt is more like a aggressive
02:15:03
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uh, new metal, uh, metal core type of song. It's so, I mean, we ranged from soft rock, you know, acoustic to electric, electric, industrial, all the way to, i mean, we did all kinds of different shit, man.
02:15:28
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And to metal core. And, uh,
02:15:34
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It's good stuff. Fuck yeah, man. I'm going to check that shit out. i would I would play it, but I do have to wrap up the show. I got the kiddos waiting for me right now to do fireworks. Absolutely, yes. But I have it written down here so that I can... what's your What's your socials, man? You throw your socials out there? I want to be able to reach out to you, TC.
02:15:57
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Um... Well, I mean, TC, I mean, and it's it's Livid Singer Klopp Felter on YouTube. um I am Timothy Klopp Felter Jr. on Facebook.
02:16:13
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Tone Wolf. I mean, you can find Tone Wolf on YouTube. Like I said, Spotify. You're old.
02:16:26
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and know showing Showing some support. Which channel should I subscribe to? Fuck yeah, man. Cool. Well, shit. Okay. now the singer the singer from that band is in ah is in a band called Birds of Squalor right now.
02:16:44
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And ah they're they're pretty good, too. If you want to check them out as well. Birds of Squalor. That's right.
02:17:01
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But i i was all I was in a band called Livid. We got a couple things on YouTube, live videos, whatever. But ah I was usually the singer-songwriter.
02:17:12
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um But a buddy of mine, you know, that i i I always just kind of jammed with or whatever, you know, his name was Matt Vitoli. He had this band called ah Tone Wolf that he was making originals for and asked me if I wanted to come in and fill in and for a while and then he was like, you know what, I think you should probably be a permanent member. And, um, um and then right after that, it was all, all one COVID hit. So it just kind of knocked everything out of the water. Like we were opening up for bands like Flaw. COVID ruined the music scene, dude. flaw Flaw is a really cool band and they're a touring band. And, uh, we were opening up for them and, uh,
02:18:01
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another band called uh crowbot and uh and all that shit got canceled yeah it fucked up the music scene jadevil
02:18:16
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i guess sure it is but guys i wanna wanna thank i wanna thank you guys for coming up on panel with me tonight helping me guest host This show, TC, the world famous, of course, Sir Pat Knight, J Devil, who's becoming a regular. Lilith, you are included. So, you know, hopefully you'll beat J Devil off in the background. um Shaman says. I said beat him up.
02:18:46
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Up, up, not off. Up. Y'all, come on, man. Y'all crazy, man. Y'all crazy, man. Break out some Sir Pat and I to OnlyFans money. Hey. Hey. He finally caught up to the stream at the end. He finally did, too. Give it up for him, man. Every time I'm going to change my fucking settings. Happy Fourth everybody. I'm going to write it down. i Write down my settings.
02:19:18
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And Shaman, of course, thank you, man. Thank you guys for coming on up and hanging out with me for the evening. guys have a good 4th, man. Have a great 4th. Y'all be safe out there.
02:19:29
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And until next time.
02:19:33
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Yep, yep, yep.
02:19:53
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never opened windows, never locked in every door Thought the world was made of angels, till it taught me something more Every promise left a fracture, every goodbye drew a line
02:20:26
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Nobody sees the moment Something beautiful can break Now my heart is obsidian Black glass underneath my skin You can see your own reflection But you'll never get back in I was fire, was reckless Now I'm
02:21:15
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say I've changed forever