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Nonsensical Nonsense: Next stop crazy town
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ALL ABOARD!!!! The Squatch Express is leaving the station and making a one-way trip straght to Crazytown!!! Join the crew of Nonsensical Nonsense as we derail reality, abandon common sense and see just how far one brain cell can take us.
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Introduction and Show Format
00:00:00
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Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:00:36
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Yeah.
00:02:07
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Yes.
00:03:09
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At the end of the day.
00:03:35
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You already know who runs this place.
00:04:06
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We'll be right back.
00:04:33
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Middle fingers pointing straight at the sky He don't need approval, don't care what they say Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day And whether they love him or hate him instead He's still living rent-free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big Ben Sasquatch Yeah, the name they fear
00:05:05
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And get out of my way. Blick hit the building.
00:05:17
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Whole room freeze when the red light glow. Blick walk in and he already know.
Weekly Schedule and Listener Engagement
00:05:27
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Nonsensical network built from the ground.
00:05:30
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Now the whole damn crew got a powerful sound. Talk.
00:05:35
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Sasquatch grinned and roasted Everybody sitting next to him Half the crowd cheer, half the crowd mad But they all tune in cause the chaos too bad And whether they love him or hate him instead still live rent free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big bad Sasquatch Yeah, the name they fear
00:06:11
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Glick hit the building
00:06:45
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What is up, everybody? It's the weekend. can You know what that means? A little nonsensical nonsense right here on the nonsensical network. Let's get little light over here. There we go. A little bit better.
00:06:59
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little bit better. We got to fuck up the lighting. and Everything's fucked up. Anywho, it is Saturday night. You know, we're going to do what we do best. Just hang out, shoot the shit, talk some shit.
00:07:12
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Act out of pocket.
00:07:16
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All the good things that we do around here. And if you don't know about us, well, go ahead and give us a follow. Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, all the places you listen to podcasts. Plus, the shows are live throughout the week.
00:07:37
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Yeah.
00:07:43
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and shoot the shit with us ah got lots of cool shows speedway stories with wally he's hanging out with all the rough trucks and monster trucks and motorross and race drivers and all that stuff talking all that shit all the things that i don't know about the room rooms that go fast And then Tuesdays, i' hanging out on Glick's House of Music with all my awesome musical guests, all my musician guests. And we're talking music and talking about their music and just all things music. Wednesdays, Glick's Comedy Lounge.
00:08:22
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um Hanging out with comedians, talking to comedians, getting to know them, seeing how they started, where they at, what they do, how they do it. It's just general chit-chat. The great thing about it is I'm not a musician.
00:08:35
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I'm not a comedian. But I get to hang out with them, so that's pretty fucking cool.
00:08:42
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Got Cash's Corner, Cash and I talking and all things wrestling. And then, of course, as soon as we get back to it, which we will be very soon, Kayla and I doing um Beyond the Veil.
00:08:56
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All things creepy, spooky, dark, twisted Just true crime, all that fun stuff. And then football season's right around the corner, ladies and gentlemen. do You know what that means.
00:09:08
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Unnecessary roughness with Big Rick and I will be back. So lots of stuff to choose from around here. Check it out. Check us out. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share.
00:09:21
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Talking a lot of crazy shit right now. um But on top of that, Every Saturday night, we do have the super chat there. We have a goal set.
00:09:32
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If we hit said goal for the night or in the limit, like we got a three-hour limit, I'll do it twice a night on Saturdays. If we hit the goals, our highest super chatter then has the opportunity to come up and co-host on a show of their choice.
00:09:53
Speaker
As long as you understand. that you got to follow the rules of said show, which is is a content-driven show. So don't come in there and start acting like it's Saturday night, unless so unless you decide to co-host on Saturday night. And then, by all means, act like it's Saturday night. You know where I'm at, brother. Feel free to come on in whenever you can.
00:10:16
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What's going on Sir Pat, how you doing? Shout out our friends over at the Lounge and Laugh livestream. Sir Pat doing his thing. Shout out some of our other friends. The Lazy Shaman Show every Friday night, 9-ish.
00:10:32
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I think 9.30. I did miss the guys last night, but I had to get up and I had to work today. So I missed the guys last night. That sucks.
00:10:43
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So hopefully they had a good show. and uh chaka you'll see chaka youtube bouncing he's doing his thing the old chaka verse um who else we got out there that does shows uh and channels my man smoke my man's smoking the nts shout out to him sunday night smoke uh if you check him out give him a follow give him a check out man they're doing all the traveling and shit that's how they get down um And then of course longtime friend ah former guest our former former co-host on the network big Tony D and the fellows always hanging out over there Tony D Otis is Tony D Slash link tree I think is what it is him and Brian tad and and the guys man they get together and they talk sports they talk politics they talk like Tony's jamming listening to music you know whatever
00:11:39
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check out Check out our people, man. Check out our people. Show people some love. And, of course, the lovely chatterbox. If you guys aren't following each other, I don't care if you guys do anything on your channel. Just follow each other in the chatterbox, man.
00:11:51
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ah You know, what up, Scorpio? How you living, Bubba? Yeah, man. it's ah It's been a week. It's been a week. It was a fucking day at work. So,
00:12:09
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ah Yeah, i'm ready um I'm ready for tonight. Oh, that's what i was going to say. ah Effective tonight. Effective tonight. Saturday nights has a new start time.
00:12:20
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A new start time 8-ish ish pm I'm going to try my damn just to stick to the 8 p.m. start time, 8.15 at the latest type deal.
00:12:34
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But, you know, with the summer and everything we got going on and on the weekends, like, guys, let's be honest, I haven't been starting a show until almost 8 o'clock anyways.
00:12:44
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So I'm going to push it out to 8 o'clock. It's gonna be new start time for Saturday nights. Plus, at the same time, you know, I feel like you guys come in a little bit later anyways so let's do it we do all the other shows at 8 o'clock why not why has this one got to be so different other than the fact that but I don't know I'm stubborn it's stuck in my fucking way finished this this show has always been seven-ish um but no Wally ahead and come up here I want to share something with you brother you you don't have to wait for me to tell you what we're not doing the robot glitch tonight
00:13:26
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I hope not. I hope not. So I got an email and a text message Wednesday from Spectrum that they were having outages the last few days in the air in the area and that they got it all fixed.
00:13:48
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I don't fucking know. I don't know. So... I was so frustrated and and embarrassed. and like I said it Wednesday night, man. I felt like I went back in time.
00:14:01
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Oh, yeah. It's like you had sweet dial. ah You had to wait for for the dial tone just ah yeah tone. Tuesday night, I mean, it was awesome that you know both Tuesday and Wednesday night's guests were cool. But Tuesday night, I was kind of worried when you started freezing. They they had that look on their face like,
00:14:22
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Oh, I was getting scared, too. I was like, and then I'm like, okay, I guess, ah hey, you want need need help? but the Speaking of our guests this week, shout out to, um you had Hunter Crowley on this week. You didn't do a show Monday, did you?
Podcast Performance and International Reach
00:14:38
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Yeah, I did. Me and Johnny had just hung out and bullshitted. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. You guys did. Yeah, you guys just kind of BSed a little bit. Shout out to Hunter Crowley. It was on my last line night, right?
00:14:50
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Thursday night. Thursday night. Uh, my guests this week, i had, uh, VK Lynn and David Ruiz from, uh, Sapient Scar.
00:15:01
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They were fucking awesome. They will be back again. Uh, we had a great time hanging out. And then on the comedy lounge, I had, uh, Joseph Hoosman, uh, who he was great too.
00:15:12
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Great guy to talk to, to chit chat with, uh, comedy with the purpose. I like what he's doing with this comedy show with, you know, former, uh, You know, with like dealing with addiction and not dealing with addiction and stuff like that. I really like what he's doing. So shout out to our guests this week. Thank you guys for coming up on the network and hanging out with with myself and Wally, just a couple of knuckleheads doing our little podcast thingy. don't And don't forget Johnny. The world famous co-host for Speedway Stories. yeah
00:15:48
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Shout out to Johnny Bongs, who was... Up until like 8 o'clock this morning live streaming from last night. Yeah. And he did that three times. I got three notifications. He went like three different four-hour sections since last night.
00:16:05
Speaker
I was going to pop in and say hi to him, but all hell broke loose as soon as I walked in the door today at work, and it did not stop until about half hour before I was done today.
00:16:18
Speaker
By the way, I want that shirt, motherfucker. Go to Walmart and buy one. Is that where they got them? I like that. That's one of the best ones you've worn so far. yeah i'll du I don't know. It's a toss-up between this one and my – oh, speaking of – hold on second. We'll come back to my shirts because I found a shirt that I'm ordering probably here very, very soon, a new Hawaiian shirt.
00:16:40
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But right before I started the show, um I got an interesting you a little email, Wally. I think you'll get a kick out of this. it's a It so says, hello.
00:16:52
Speaker
How's it going? Hope all is well. I have some cool information that might interest you. Your podcast on Sensical Network has good performance in Apple Podcast rankings in the last 30 days. we are We are 203 in the comedy category in Cambodia. yes Hello.
00:17:10
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In Cambodia. No shit. We are 28th in the Solomon Islands.
00:17:20
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and And good old Vietnam. Watch out, Charlie. We're going to get you. We're ranked 17 in the comedy category. Damn.
00:17:32
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I was like, what the fuck? and Before the show, i was so I've been working on trying to get caught up. Obviously, the internet issues have not only affected my shows this week, but it's affected me trying to upload shows. I'm a little bit behind.
00:17:49
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think I got six or seven more shows I got to get uploaded. We're actually in the process of downloading all those audios right now as we speak. ah But
00:18:02
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where was I going? Oh, so I was looking at our analytics on Zincat. Right. And ah what do we have?
Weather Challenges and Personal Experiences
00:18:15
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ah but of a lot that yeah All time, we got about downloads. you know Not crazy. you know Whatever. um but of those of them are right here in the States.
00:18:30
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nice twenty twenty thousand us almost seven thousand of those are organs so what's up organ how y'all doing thanks for listening ah appreciate that but yeah um teeny tiny country, out the middle of the water.
00:18:48
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Well, Ireland has almost 30,000 downloads, man. Shout out to our Irish friends that are listening and and liking what we're doing every year.
00:19:02
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That's kind of crazy. like in Ireland has more than the entire United States of America download was. Nice. My elbow is 10 fucking thousand.
00:19:15
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Yeah, i do the little little things I've been looking at and playing around with and learning my way around the the YouTubes with all the new stuff that we have going on on YouTube land.
00:19:31
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ah
00:19:36
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glad i I'm glad all my... Oh, yeah. I don't even know what our biggest short was, to be 100% honest with you.
00:19:47
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Not that much. I'll tell you that much, Pat.
00:19:50
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I haven't talked to Rocky since last week. I don't know if he was able to through. it's de um
00:20:05
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i haven't talked to rocky since last week if he's able to pull through After the absolute lashing and beatdown that he took. but he was He was on Lazy and Shaman last night.
00:20:21
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Of course he was.
00:20:25
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Yeah, him and a few other dumbasses that were on there that will be named nameless.
00:20:36
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A few other dumbasses. See, now i'm curious to see who was on there last night. It's a former co-host, Butt Buddies. It was a former host and that was on our network that somebody thinks they're a big Billy badass and everything else, and all he is is fucking rage-baiting.
00:20:59
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I narrowed it down. You okay, baby?
00:21:04
Speaker
I took my bowl out. perfect, though. I'm assuming I wrote... I see they got real dark out there real quick.
00:21:15
Speaker
Well, around here, we got another warnings glick around here in Mount Vernon after we got hit until after 10 o'clock tonight. so Ah, not who I thought it was, Wally.
00:21:26
Speaker
Not at all who I thought you were talking about, but i see what you're saying there. Yeah. Okay. you know Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, he's hanging out with that bunch of idiots.
00:21:40
Speaker
you got you guys got you You guys got another one coming. yeah they ah Kayla's sister, she lives up by Polaris. and i don't know if they got power back on yet.
00:21:53
Speaker
She said they got hail and thunder and lightning. We didn't get the hail part in the first round. We got the wind and the rain and the thunder and lightning. but yeah We never got hail.
00:22:07
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Mount Vernon, Ohio.
00:22:14
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Ohio. really not Not Illinois or Indiana. Ohio. Yeah, because they actually had to cancel the pulls up at Dragway 42 that they started because it came in with hail, high winds and everything, and they were in the middle of it.
00:22:29
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da's mom and dad had They got blasted back home where she's from. They had two trees that came down in the yard, in the front yard. they neighbor done yeah three hundred Neighbor down the road for house for me, three houses down.
00:22:42
Speaker
Had three giant limbs come out of their tree down almost to your house. yeah We didn't get anything here, dude. Like when when her when her sister messaged her and told her what was going on where they are, and it was coming this way. Like I went outside and the sky was talking all kinds of crazy shit. And I was like, all right, well, maybe we'll get a little something. No, it rained for what? Maybe 10 minutes.
00:23:05
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Yeah, we got it. And then the sun came right back out and it got hot as fuck. Around midnight tonight, everything's supposed to clear out here in town. so We ain't getting nothing.
Motorsports and Regional Popularity
00:23:17
Speaker
Armageddon, buddy.
00:23:23
Speaker
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world. i just I just find it funny that we have power, but the people up the street, my cousin up the street, doesn't have it. yeah The last bad storm, it was the opposite way around.
00:23:42
Speaker
Yeah, I was going well, yeah, when we hit that really bad storm, our power was out for a little bit, but you were out for a minute. Two days. Yeah, we were only out for a few hours, like four, five, six hours, something that, wasn't it? Yep.
00:23:56
Speaker
Well, I mean, a couple few hours.
00:24:01
Speaker
and The internet was out for like a week. That sucked. the e No, Thursday night's show, that's my second Second youngest guest I've had on Speedway's story since I've been doing this. he was He's 16 years old.
00:24:19
Speaker
Already graduated high school and everything. let me Let me ask you something about about the driving and stuff like that. um you don't You don't have to be old enough to have a ah license and you can still drive?
00:24:31
Speaker
like How does that work to you? It depends on your, like here in Ohio, it depends on the fare board. but majority most But majority most places, um parents sign signs waivers and all this and gives permission.
00:24:49
Speaker
I mean, there's the junior dragsters, all that stuff, different things and everything. And drag racing, you got eight, nine-year-olds driving those and stuff, so I'm younger.
00:25:01
Speaker
But yeah, normally it's just a guardian or parent signs a waiver and away you go. Okay. Yeah, because
00:25:14
Speaker
you had one little guy on there who was like, what, 14? was like, damn. yeah yeah know He's even allowed to drive. they i shared I shared his freestyle run and stuff that he did this last week last weekend at the Dennis Anderson deal that on the ah Facebook page.
00:25:32
Speaker
I see that. I haven't watched it yet, but I did see it pop up. Usually, like Well, typically I'll do my catch-up and listen to you know the shows at work.
00:25:45
Speaker
they' like I was like, man, I'm going to go in on a Saturday. It'll be easy. I'll listen to Thursday night's show. I'll listen to a little bit of Lazy and Shaman show.
00:25:57
Speaker
scott you don't j on You don't do none of that every week. It's that way. You plan on this shit and you might as well throw it out the window because it never works out for you. During the week, I listen to the shows while I'm at work.
00:26:10
Speaker
But Saturday, like wasn't only one there today. Like on Saturdays, there's only one of us there. and that was And it was like literally walking the door and just all. But umm um um fixing to I'm fixing to show up and burn some.
00:26:26
Speaker
shut What's that? I don't know.
00:26:33
Speaker
It'll come out regardless.
00:26:38
Speaker
Ow.
00:26:43
Speaker
Of Willys. Of Willys. What's Willys, Wally? I have no clue.
00:26:55
Speaker
I don't know what that... Neither one of us know what that is, Pat.
00:27:05
Speaker
Yeah, it was just a nightmare today. I was like, God damn.
00:27:14
Speaker
Oh, carburetor. Oh, yeah.
00:27:22
Speaker
Yep. feel like I've seen that on race cars before or something like that. Yeah, it's it's it's a certain brand of carburetor and stuff. They're not bad. They're mostly racing carburetors.
00:27:38
Speaker
I don't know shit about that shit. I know that and know my big Bronco had a four barrel. No, that was not a carburetor, was it? I don't know.
00:27:49
Speaker
Dino shops two blocks down from your house. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah as of Monday with the guests I have, the whole Virginia Mega Truck and Tough Truck community group will officially all be on ah on the on my show now.
00:28:12
Speaker
So. Hells,
00:28:18
Speaker
yeah.
00:28:24
Speaker
They're going to come on and go, oh we've already been there. Nobody else can go. Now you've got to target another state. Yeah, pretty much. But no,
00:28:35
Speaker
like no one Is there a particular area like or region, I guess you could say, like Midwest, Southwest, whatever, that's that is bigger? in than yeah Or, like, I don't know. like well with Stuff like that would be, like, fucking in huge.
00:28:57
Speaker
Well, what the thing of it is is the South the south and the West is megatruck country.
Saturday Night Show and Personal Dynamics
00:29:04
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um Between us...
00:29:09
Speaker
Pennsylvania, most of the guys in North Carolina, Virginia area, and then the boys out in Oklahoma, Missouri, and Kansas. Those are more your rough truck guys, everything else that's into it.
00:29:24
Speaker
um But yeah, Megatrucks is, other than my one guest, Tim Warner with Wrong wrong Turn 2.0 that's here in Ohio, and there's like two other guys But, yeah, majority of popularity for megatruck racing and shit like that down in the southern states on the east coast and stuff is where a lot of it's at more than anything.
00:29:49
Speaker
yeah I know I was, like, down in South Carolina, like, never heard of add anything like demolition derbies or rough trucks or even even tractor pulls down there where I was at.
00:30:02
Speaker
South Carolina is kind of the in-between... If it's not NASCAR, like North Carolina and shit, that's and dirt track racing, stuff like that, it's kind of hit and miss.
00:30:16
Speaker
But now you get into like North Carolina, Virginia, shit like that, and then up above, going into New Hampshire, Maryland, Maine, New York.
00:30:27
Speaker
I mean, it's big. But yeah, South Carolina is kind of that middle bastard child for the motorsports world, so. on the East Coast and shit.
00:30:41
Speaker
Fair enough. Yeah. They really are. It's more of a vacation state and you know college football, basketball, shit like that. Yeah.
00:30:53
Speaker
And like i said, dirt track racing. Yeah. But it's that's that's pretty much what they have. They have a few motorsports things, but yeah. Other than that, you got to go north or south or come come west to ah enjoy it more.
00:31:09
Speaker
i mean, drag racing is big down there, especially like in Darlington and all that shit and everything else. But ah other than that, any other motorsports is kind of hit and miss.
00:31:22
Speaker
God damn it.
00:31:25
Speaker
Hey, you forgot to pin the link. I'm actually doing that right now i literally just dropped the link while you were talking. I know. That's why i was fucking with that bitch. God damn it. What'd you do? Phone quit working now?
00:31:39
Speaker
No, I'm just bumblefucking my way through life at this point. just be a hundred percent odd than it yeah that's That's been normal since I've known you since seventh grade. and and nothing new just Just certain days are a little more exciting than other days. during Yeah.
00:31:59
Speaker
yeah Yeah, it is. It is Saturday night, ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, ah degenerates and heathens alike. The doors have been kicked off the hinges and everybody and anybody is welcome to jump on the panel. If you'd like to hang out with us for a little bit tonight or if you want to hang out with us the whole time.
00:32:18
Speaker
No, man. Real free. It's Saturday night, and that's what we do. And if you're listening on X and you're not seeing the link, don't worry. Just jump on the old YouTube channel, and the link is pinned at the top. As soon as you come into the into the room, it'll be right there. Just click it and come ahead and say hello. earlier
00:32:37
Speaker
Hello. Hell, MoDog freaking stopped, actually stopped in and said, hey, Thursday night. I was kind of surprised.
00:32:45
Speaker
Sorry, Kayla, you're not allowed up on here. yeah Yes, baby, sorry. Most most anybody.
00:32:54
Speaker
Kayla's not allowed. sorry
00:32:58
Speaker
Sorry. but everywhere i started this try tonight she said, boycotting the show tonight. I said, well, why are you boycotting the show? She's like, because I'd much rather you be out here curled up on the couch watching movies with me.
00:33:12
Speaker
I said, oh, I'm sorry, baby. I said, i i you know, it's does it doesn't sound like a bad idea. However, now I can say we're getting paid to do this. Not a lot. Neither of us are quitting our day jobs yet, but we're getting paid to do this.
00:33:30
Speaker
You got to keep us in line, Kayla. That's why you want to be up here with us. you got to keep us keep us under control. I mean, come on. It's me and Glick. been How much trouble can... I'm not even going to finish that sentence.
00:33:49
Speaker
Do you really want an honest answer? I can go for for a couple hours. I can start a pot right now if you want. yeah Exactly. I'm not drinking tonight. and so I don't care. that I don't want to hear that. Low on storage. no You're low on life, laptop. You're low on life, bro.
00:34:13
Speaker
She just wanted snuggles. this is what's What's scary?
00:34:21
Speaker
What, us causing trouble? Yeah. Never. Never, ever have Wally and I ever caused any mischief. No. Shenanigans are plenty, but mischief, none.
00:34:37
Speaker
We can start the purge on the network tonight. Oh. The network's already been perched. If we perched it anymore, they're not going to be a network. Like I said, we can start it tonight.
00:34:53
Speaker
There'd be no network left. How much storage do I have left? oh Oh, wow. the um The two of you being left on your own devices. Oh, God.
00:35:05
Speaker
Yeah. Kayla's in on the couch. rachel's and Rachel's in the bedroom, so we're we're both on we're safe for now until we get out line.
00:35:17
Speaker
Then we're in trouble. na I don't get out of line.
00:35:23
Speaker
I'm ah um'm a sweet, innocent... Bullshit!
00:35:30
Speaker
Thanks for having my back, buddy. Oh, anytime. Hey, what are friends for? ah With friends like you, who needs enemies? Exactly. Truth hurts. Get over it. Suck it up.
00:35:45
Speaker
oh What is this? While we're chatting, I've got to make some room.
00:35:54
Speaker
Reckless hot. i don't know what that is. Hey, Kayla, for boycotting the show, you sure off are awful chatty in the chatter's box.
00:36:05
Speaker
I'm going to get her fired up. She's going to come in the room and flip me off. I can see it now. yeah i don't think you have to worry about that because she's too comfy out there. yeah she said She came back here as proud as can be. She's got her little her little cubby hole on the couch. we've got a She had a ah big sectional when she moved in ah um So my my love seat went to storage.
Life Topics and Rural Dynamics
00:36:32
Speaker
My couch is still here.
00:36:34
Speaker
that She's got a big sectional that we got out there. And she's like right in the corner of the sectional, just ah all burrowed in. She's not moving.
00:36:46
Speaker
No, she's going to be done for the night. She's going to find something to watch. Good night, Kayla. night.
00:36:54
Speaker
That's what she said. She said, wait when you get done with your show, if I'm asleep, I said, if you're asleep. Yeah, just she can't shut the curtains. Let me back here. The curtains are shut.
00:37:13
Speaker
Oh, you crap bastards. Oh, shit. What was that one? Okay, we're going to start from here and go back.
00:37:23
Speaker
Man, I'm trying to delete some of these files so I can finish downloading the rest of these shows tonight and have them ready to be uploaded. And i went through and I had a whole bunch of stuff checked to go into trash.
00:37:39
Speaker
And then i then I clicked the wrong way and everyone I have to go back through and start all over. Don't you just love that shit? I'm fucking obnoxious, bro.
00:37:51
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Oh, yeah. I should be able to just like hold the button down and then just check boxes. Like you can on your phone? Yeah, exactly.
00:38:05
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What's that? Kevin Harris. Yeah, actually, ah one of my former guests, Morgan, i talked to him yesterday for a little bit before the show and stuff out there in Oklahoma.
00:38:21
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um he's possibly wanting to come back on either next Thursday or the following Monday to talk about the show from this weekend. So I'm looking forward to that. hu That's fucking awesome. I've been watching some of the uploaded videos that they did from last night and today on Facebook, following them and stuff from the show. So it's been pretty cool.
00:38:52
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Empty TRIZ-DASH now. Delete forever.
00:38:59
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Be gone. File 13.
00:39:04
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la The curtains are closed, baby. You just can't close the curtains on me. That's all. but but
00:39:14
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Manage storage. How much space do I have after deleting those files? yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Watch how it's up, baby. but
00:39:26
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That gave me, what the apps do I have that are taking up so much space? i don't have any apps on here. or Oh, you know what? I bet i need to go clean my, I can't clean my shit on WhatsApp, though.
00:39:40
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This is Gemini shit. That's okay. My laptop just came up and said restart computer because it just updated. I'm like, you can wait until I'm done. my every Every time I every time i ah fucking turn my laptop on, it tells me that.
00:39:57
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Mine does it about twice a month, and it's that time of beginning and basically almost the end of the month is when it does the shit. Your laptop has a cycle, a period cycle?
00:40:09
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Pretty much. but Mine's just so old, dude. I really need to. Who hell is this?
00:40:20
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I don't know, but that makes me nervous that you're like, who the hell is this? Ah, this is my guy. Look at me. What up, man? I hear about your problem, man. Get you a USB external drive for your phone, right? and Put all that porn on there. going to free up so much space, man. You're going to love it. Change my life. Two terabytes. All right. It's gonna change your life.
00:40:44
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i When I get a new laptop, I will. i will But I don't i don't watch porn on my laptop. It makes me nervous because there's a two fucking cameras looking at me and I feel like somebody's got to hack into it. I'm just going to be sitting here watching some weird-ass amputee midget gangbangs and then, you know, i don't want to end up on a list somewhere.
00:41:04
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Electrical tape. Electrical tape. It'll be alright. What's up? Check on y'all right quick, man. I'm out here perusing the country. Yeah, how you been, man?
00:41:16
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Chilling, chilling. Out here in Kansas, waiting to do the thing in the morning. o
00:41:24
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Man of the people on the road doing the thing. Hey, these impressions ain't helping. group um Yeah, how how's that to how does that feel on the old wallet?
00:41:40
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Me, personally, not at all. was going to say, hopefully the company pays for that shit. Yeah, the company covers it, but where it trickles down to us is like right now, they don't want us to get fuel in Indiana, Illinois, or Michigan.
00:41:59
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Because that's like for... If you're in one of those three states and you need fuel. yeah mar shit For my region that I cover, that's where it's the highest right now. Dang, God.
00:42:10
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i would to just Just putting gas in my personal vehicle makes me question my life decisions right now. Jeez. how you're Where you're at, Gleg, it's fucking cheaper than where I'm at.
00:42:24
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You guys got us cheap-wise by like 30 cents difference. it what is it What is it? You're like a half hour from me. Is it really that big of a difference? No, fucking Knox County is a money-hungry fucking county.
00:42:39
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Especially especially the Dirty Vern, man. it's It's fucking ridiculous on the real price. You can go to Blayden. You can go to actually go to Martinsburg, man, and it's 10 cents cheaper in Martinsburg.
00:42:52
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Yeah. Sir Pat there in the lounge and laugh, man. He lives in Illinois and works in Indiana. He's getting a double wear.
00:43:02
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Yeah. Fuck all that, man. Fuck all that. c See, y'all made fun of my Equinox. Called it a soccer mom car. Still a soccer mom car, bitch.
00:43:13
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That little four-banger with a 10-gallon tank that gets 500 miles to a full tank. and Not so bad now, is it? just Still a soccer mom car.
00:43:25
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It's still a soccer mom car, but I gotta to get in and it into the shop. I got a training problem.
00:43:34
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Don't we all?
00:43:38
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I got two training problems my car and my bro strip
00:43:46
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No, um, yeah, so I've been driving a jeep man and that thing's got a I don't know they put such big-ass fucking tanks on them jeeps Man, how gallons?
00:44:01
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It's ah I think it's 20 or 25. Oh jesus
00:44:09
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i yeah i like big I'd like to say it gets great gas mileage, but it's got double the tank and it gets the same amount of gas mileage my my um my car does.
00:44:22
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I got a four-door Sierra that has a 22-gallon tank on it. It was a Jeep need all that fat. i remember I remember way back when I had a Ford F-150 and it had dual tanks on it that were both 25 gallons.
00:44:42
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Now, mind you, this is how long ago it was. Gas prices were like 88 cents a gallon.
00:44:48
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Hadn't even gone her over a dollar yet. And I used to bitch about that because it was like right around $50 to fill it up. Now that son bitch would have been a goddamn truck payment to fill it up.
00:45:00
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Yeah.
00:45:07
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Oh, man. um before What I wouldn't give to go back to those days. 90 cents a gallon? That'd be nice.
00:45:19
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And government just passed a bill to allow 15% ethanol cutoff instead of 10. I don't know what any of that means. Adding adding more ethanol to the fuel that way it fucks up the vehicles even more.
00:45:35
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Yeah, the way they done built them, though. I'm hard. The way the vehicles are built now, they're fucking... If you're lucky, they make it five years and it's ready to get rid of them already.
00:45:48
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I typically they don't keep mine... ah Oh, gotcha. see that's yeah yeah you You stupided it. yeah You made it stupid down enough to where I understand it. pat I appreciate you, brother.
00:45:59
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Yeah, just more bullshit than the make you spend more money on your vehicle that's already i'm gonna go buy it i'm gonna go buy one of those all electric hummer threes
00:46:14
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how you like them apples okay it's the wally show glick's talking shit about evs and stuff i don't want to hear that i'd rather pay the fuel prices so i mean Motherfucker's starting to talk like You're going to get off the show. don't care if it is. Wait until I get to Mustang, Shelby, EV, fucking, fucking, what? Now I can't even think of a goddamn.
00:46:45
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The sad part is is Ford actually quit making the Mustang EVs after this year. They went back to, they got away from it. Yeah, got that Mustang SUV thing. the uglylier and and Basically, it was a fucking like an Explorer with the Mustang fucking front end that was electric.
00:47:04
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That's all it is. Yeah. and I don't man. I don't know that I could ever buy an electric car because. ah i don't know man i'm already bad enough when it comes to putting gas in my car like kayla yells at me all the time because she gets in it and my low fuel gauge is on it or the lights on and i don't worry about getting gas until it yells at me and says low and all capital letters across the dash and then i go get gas but i would get stranded somewhere if i had an ev because i would forget to charge it
00:47:43
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I'd be in luck. Looking at like a fucking jackass. Or my batteries would explode one of the two. Option B. That's just our luck. Oh, shit. Speaking of explosions, Rick sent me a Snapchat a little bit ago.
00:47:58
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I think they're down in Georgia. Well, I'm assuming they were down around the Atlanta area or something like that. I'm not 100% sure. But a... It was on fire on the freeway.
00:48:11
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The truck was hauling fireworks. Oh, nice. So they had traffic stopped either way, and this fucking truck was just setting off a firework display. <unk> like i'm go shit
00:48:29
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The Toyota plant here in Indiana just opened a new battery plant. oh They just did one of those up in, actually up around Cleveland area too, they just opened up a battery plant up there again.
00:48:41
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More lithium that leaves more bullshit destroyed than actually doing good. but We're all gonna die. Might as well just enjoy it while we can.
00:48:57
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Funny thought. Random thought. The lithium mines, okay, they just leave giant holes in the ground, right? Yep. Why don't we take, alright, when they're done and depleted,
00:49:10
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How about we take the trash and fill in the hole and then cover it with dirt and rocks? how would be Instead of building mountains of landfills. I don't know. Does said trash include all the zombies that are floating around like New York and Seattle and California?
00:49:31
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so clean trash, clean trash. So we still got we still gotta a zombies that are floating around the street? Yeah, unfortunately.
00:49:46
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I'm done with the mines and in in other countries anyways.
00:49:51
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a lot of them A lot of them are down in like South America and shit. A couple of the biggest ones are down in South America. Just one's I think there's one in Brazil, couple in Brazil.
00:50:04
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But yeah, all it is is they just, they leave giant holes in the fucking ground and don't do nothing with them. but yeah i want to go But yet they want to bitch about oil lines and everything else and then everything. So yeah, yeah, I love this one.
00:50:20
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This is the truth.
00:50:23
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You're right. They'll put dollar generals wherever they can find them. There'll be about 20 of them in a hole. Oh, yeah.
00:50:31
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I mean, in all honesty, I gotta agree with you, man. That's that's a hell of an idea. Just fill in full of all the trash and shit, cover it back up, and then throw the Dollar General on it. and what we good They're big enough.
00:50:46
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Yeah. We got, look, while I'm out here, yeah, that Dollar General thing, that is so true. i o We got Land out, probably about 30 miles out of Greenwood, Mississippi, just out and out in the middle nowhere.
00:51:07
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that's where we'd hunt. My uncle was farm out there. um Only thing out there is the nice. Look, you a little country store running about them. Good old boys. Everybody's nice to everybody. Love each other i thought in the church.
00:51:19
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That's it. oh I went through there a couple of years ago for family reunion. I went out there to just see the farm and everything. Dollar General at the main intersection. I was like, really?
00:51:30
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this so Oh yeah Those things fucking pop up everywhere man when not put it For what it takes I came back home to get out there Yeah when i When I came back home to Ohio From living down South Carolina I was staying out Out by back home Mount Vernon Way And i was i don't know I was out and about one day And I was like yeah let me swing by the high school There was goddamn Dollar General right beside our high school And our high school was in the middle of a cornfield Growing up well between but between Between Dollar General and the damn Family Dollar Stores, but Dollar General's got them popping up everywhere.
00:52:08
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i mean had a fucking dollar Family Dollars resorted to teaming with ah up with Dollar Tree. Family Dollars like the ghetto Dollar General. family dollars like the the the gout the the ghetto dollar general Agreed.
00:52:26
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as I mean, it really is. I hate to say that, but it really is. It's like a wish version of Dollar General. Yeah, i've I've been watching Family Dollars just devolve while watching Dollar Generals. Like, they'll have a Dollar General mark that sells more groceries.
00:52:46
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Yeah. It's just like, what the... i
00:52:54
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What up, Sir Pat? Yeah, no, there was a... We can't hear you. I don't know if that was intentional or not. Dude, from a town of 6,500 people. We have six of them. Six of them. They... um Out here where we live, I got one like less than five minutes from me, and then they just built one of the new big ones, like you said, that has the the the groceries and shit in it, which is great.
00:53:17
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One of the... A company I used to work at before I started working at the new place I'm at now, It was out in the middle of nowhere. like Our shop was out in the middle of nowhere. but There was a Dollar General there, and and it was two minutes from our shop. I'd go up there and get shit for lunch every day.
00:53:32
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They had all the groceries and shit. I'm like, hey. I know a lot of them, too, have just opened up selling beer.
00:53:43
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yeah Oh! How convenient. Wine. You can get it um it's It's crazy. I When I first came back home to Ohio, I was i was delivering auto parts for for a Napa franchise store, Washington Napa Auto Parts.
00:54:02
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And they had stores from northern Ohio all the way down to the southern tip of Ohio. And a lot of them were in like these rural small towns. And a lot of times I'd be driving miles with nothing but farms and just podunk middle of fucking nowhere.
00:54:24
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And there would just be randomly in the middle of nowhere, dollar general, like just for no fucking reliable. Yeah. were Reliable. Yeah, man. so shut up Dollar general, dollar tree, dollar store, family dollar.
00:54:42
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We, um, we do transportation for Ashley furniture. Um, like they're like their main outside, one of their main outside carriers. Up in Arcadia, Wisconsin, pretty much where they make this stuff, that town pretty much was built off of Ashley.
00:55:00
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No Walmart. Dollar General. Dollar General. Man, I remember. What up, Robert Platinum? How are you doing, brother? Click, you lived in South
Food, Beer, and Brewing Discussions
00:55:11
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Carolina. Did you partake in, man, i was partaking in pork rinds, grits, and neck bones before I even went down south.
00:55:18
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we're We're more country up here than they are down there. I'm not a fan of grits. You can't season them up or sweeten them up or do anything to make me like them.
00:55:32
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Southern born and raised, I hate grits. They're too gritty. Right? it's The first time I had them, I said it tasted like ground-up sandpaper.
00:55:44
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Yeah. what you mean like you just You just ground it up and put it in some some slop. Never been a fan. ah Neck bones, I can get down on some neck bones.
00:55:59
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oh yeah I don't get them very often, but pork rinds. a Pork rinds are... I have to be in the mood for pork rinds. A good barbecue pork rind would really make me happy.
00:56:12
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However, I'm going to tell you guys right now, i don't know if you guys have seen this or not, but Pringles is on some new fucking bullshit. Dude, I worked at American Legion. Those guys used to eat them at 7 a.m.
00:56:23
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Oh, man, i used to love me some good barbecue pork rinds. But Pringles, the little Pringle chips, you know, the canned chips that once you pop, you can't stop. They're on some bullshit right now. Hot sauce. Hot sauce all over it.
00:56:34
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They've got, no, they've got they've got Carolina barbecue pork rinds. kind i like a barbecue flavored they've got smoked steak flavors they got barbecue ri and then we were at walmart today and they've got miller light now we all know how i feel about my miller light miller light battered onion rings ah miller light battered cheeseburger flavor miller light battered soaked smoked steak so you you know me i'm like yep yep yep i'm gonna go ahead and try them see see what's up here what up shy man give me how you doing maybe we can talk all right man i'll get down i i've been known to partake in the uh the champagne of beers i just don't know man i made that switch a couple few years ago to miller light from budweiser and uh
00:57:25
Speaker
You know, yeah I'll do the champagne, the Miller Highlight. I'll do the Ultra. ah I'll dabble here and there, but Miller Lite's become my new go-to.
00:57:37
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Miller. Yeah, and I'll definitely check Miller Lite over Bud Light. but Yeah, yes. I'll drink a lot of things over Bud Light.
00:57:55
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Oh, man, that Carolina barbecue ain't no joke. That mustard-based barbecue sauce ain't no joke in the Carolinas.
00:58:05
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I miss it. I miss the barbecue down there. We got good barbecue here in Ohio, too. Healthy. Yeah, it is. Filthy. Got them big pigs. Got them big pigs.
00:58:19
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You guys got to eat this around here for be good barbecue. You guys got the wild boars down there in your neck of the woods, don't you, Shane?
00:58:29
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ah Maybe. I'm down about a racetrack. One more Speedway. Maybe. I don't think there's any out there. There might be some more Southern Georgia.
00:58:41
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I'm not we got yeah We got Speedway up here. We got Racetrack in a couple places. We're actually... ah well you you're on I don't know if you get over this way. any you ever heard of Sheetz?
00:58:53
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Oh, yeah. Great. great's Got the ah make the food o ah made to order food. Yeah. That was a PA thing. When we got our first sheets here in Ohio, people lost their minds.
00:59:04
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And then I tried it and then they put one five minutes from my house and I was like, hey, let's go. But while I was my jam, a few times I've been down to Florida. Wow. wowwa Now, do you guys have Bucky's?
00:59:19
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Unfortunately, they have put in the first Buc-ee's in Ohio, and they're getting ready to put in another one up in northern Ohio, Mansfield. The first one they put in is out by Dayton.
00:59:29
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It's out by the Ohio-Indiana line.
00:59:34
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i have a I have tried PBR, never was a fan. and i did Look, man, I've been broke. I've been barely getting by.
00:59:45
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But there's just some things that it don't matter how broke I am, that, you know, about the cheapest beer I'm going to go is Miller High Life.
00:59:56
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And that's a good damn cheap beer, too. That is a really good damn cheap beer. PBR is only good if you have some skull in your mouth.
01:00:06
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He said, while listening to Black Betty, family. Yeah.
01:00:14
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Oh, no, i usually had I usually had a cooler full of Budweiser when I was cutting the grass back home when I was younger, in my younger days, when I had a yard to cut. ain't had a yard to cut in so many years.
01:00:29
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if I've gotten spoiled, man. Jorge and Jesus and Juan cut my grass now.
01:00:43
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but but Uh oh. I gotta take my course. You gotta handle that. We need to get Rock Lee to cover that song.
01:00:58
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Damn thing had a child. Bambalan. Damn thing went wild. Bambalan.
01:01:11
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Do you remember the version Spider-Bate did of it in the movie Without a Paddle? the Which one was it? I remember that movie without a paddle.
01:01:25
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Sir Pat, ah I'm venturing into your world tonight, buddy. Spiderbait. They did a version of Black Betty. Oh, did they? don't if remember. Oh, yeah. i remember that song.
01:01:38
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Spiderbait. I heard that name. and so One hit. Huh.
01:01:51
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expected in soon I remember the but i remember like one of the first way back when ah Internet means that was running around and that guy got his ass whipped and and he was like i need a Bambalance and they remix that with that Shit all busted
01:02:13
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mean your bamla head my like and shit all busted a bleed no
01:02:22
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ah Spell it. Now it's he needs some milk. Yeah. ah can Spell it. How do you spell that? ah yeah The internet is ah is a wild and wonderful place. That is for... I'll just drag him down to 2nd Street. You meet him there. Yeah, right.
01:02:50
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So I'm on call this week. And um I still wanted to still wanted to, you know, feel like I was drinking.
01:03:01
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So I picked up some of this Michelob Ultra Zero.
01:03:07
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It's not bad. I've never had not non-alcoholic beer before. Enjoy your water. on i my ah it's's it's It's literally a one night only thing, but I was like, I just wanted to have the taste of be But and because had I, cause would have sat back here and I probably would have drank like fucking eight or nine Pepsis, which I don't need to do.
01:03:32
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or or yeah, I would have just been pounding water. Like it was the end of the day. What up, Rockley? Welcome back. true Welcome to the land of the living.
01:03:48
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Boosh. See, not not only is it not alcoholic, it's goddamn boosh. I think Michelob Ultra is about as low as I go.
01:04:01
Speaker
I don't, I mean, I like it. I tried it once in Pexitani, Pennsylvania. um If you know, Pennsylvania is a very religious state when it comes to alcohol sales. You got to have a distributor's license. so You're not just going to go to a gas station and get it.
01:04:20
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They are ass in PA. But I found this pizza hut that was next to the truck stop. I just went in there and was like, give me little personal pan pizza. And they had a cooler of beer. And was just like, really?
01:04:34
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Yeah. yeah was like, I got to drink it here. was like, no, can buy it and go. I was like, really? But the selection was crap. yeah i was like i was trying michelob ultra i know that name michelob not bad not bad it's really not a bad beer for for you know it being an ultra light in indiana some of the places you can take it like if you buy a bottle of wine though yeah it's a it's a nice summer beer in my opinion like if you're out on the lake or or at a
01:05:07
Speaker
at a waterfront restaurant or something like that, Michelob Ultra is a nice summer beer.
01:05:15
Speaker
good But it's it's not it's not bad. I do enjoy some Michelob Ultra. But um yeah, PA, man, PA has some of the craziest, because you can buy beer at like the gas station in stores or whatever, but you can only buy so many ounces per purchase.
01:05:37
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wow Ah, well, buddy, you're ugly. Little super chat right there. Appreciate that, buddy. Love the shirt, too. Now, all my mom's family is from PA, and they're Yingling people. or I think there's one called Genesis.
01:05:51
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Yingling's not a bad beer. I like the... I like the like some Yingling. but And I drink a lot of light beer. That's really all I drink anymore. Speaking of beer, they shut down the Schlitz Brewery.
01:06:04
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Really? i didn't even know that was still Really? Robert's more... it's Sometimes I forget you're black, Robert, and then you remind me.
01:06:17
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That is racist. Tell Schlitz to get their shit back together. What the hell? That's some racist bullshit. What's next? Colt? ah Come on, man. I got some fond memories with the with the Colt 45. I might be a little upset with that one. holding and cold They go down It's going to be a riot.
01:06:40
Speaker
Drink it on the way home. Oh, ah man. Schlitz is closing down. You're fired, Rock. Oh, shit. Why are you fired, Rocky? What did you do? Who did you piss off? Wait, I'm fired? I don't know anything about this. It's like Steel Reserve.
01:06:54
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oh Don't get me started on that. I got a long history of Steel Reserve introducing it to Mississippi. Yes, I can take credit for that. but
01:07:10
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I found that crap when it first hit the shelves. i was like, 6.0, huh? Nice looking can. Tried it. was like, hooked. well That's potent.
01:07:22
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like We go visit family over Mississippi and everything. like you know We're an Ice House family. but um They didn't sell Steel Reserve over there. I went one time. I was like, man, you got to try this crap. drinking with a couple of my cousins. and We would just drink and smoke. but um I was like, man, I'll bring something back next time I come.
01:07:41
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I went back a couple months later. not took like two coolers full of that shit. cause There's cheap. There's cheap. You did a 12-pack for like $6, $5.
01:07:55
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Took two coolers full of that shit. Everybody was loving it. A year later, they're selling it down there. Potent. two pouting then the black cam came out oh yeah dabbled in that world a little bit now do you remember red dog red dog disgusting they got the job done yeah but oh It was cheaper than God. I remember being younger. And it's funny because I'm one of these guys that, you know, I grew i grew up and spent time in both like the country and the hood.
01:08:31
Speaker
And it's like, I'd be back home drinking with my buddies in the back of pickup trucks. And they were, you know, we were drinking like Budweiser, Jack Daniels. Southern Comfort and Natty and Bush. And then I'd go into the city and visit my friends that would be sitting out on the stoops or whatever, drinking Colt 45 and Red Dog and Seal Reserves.
01:08:52
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Just fucking getting way, way too drunk off of some of the most vile. Red Dog, man, you'll wake up next to a girl looks like a bulldog. Yeah. Lemon Shandies are good in the summertime. A nice little summery beverage.
01:09:12
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Yingling, a true American beer. That's America's oldest brewery, I believe. It is a tragedy. Pottersville, Pennsylvania, believe.
01:09:23
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Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, because I delivered in Pottersville once and I bought some Yingling there. That was the best Yingling ever tasted. It was like, oh, it's fresh.
01:09:35
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Wasn't it wasn't it There you go, Star Wars nerds. You guys can appreciate this. Wasn't it Colt 45 that Lando Calrissian used to promote?
01:09:48
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No, that was Billy Dee Williams. Wasn't that bill yes Billy Williams? Billy Dee Williams in the sense of, yes, the actor that played Lando Calrissian. I don't know why, because a Star Wars hey here here's myself black racism you know who had pictured in my my head the whole time sam jackson yeah i
01:10:21
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remember used to do the commercials for cult 45. he could be sam adams no why not hey I was like, fucking Billy Dee Williams is cool. I want to be cool like Billy Dee Williams. I want to drink Colt 45.
01:10:42
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Then I drank it. I was like, this motherfucker is selling some disgusting ass food.
01:10:49
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Oh, man. All right. God damn, Robert Platinum. You were down bad. I tried Stone Cold's beer. Mm-hmm.
01:11:00
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What's it called? Rattlesnake or something? Actually, what is it? He's got an IPA that's fucking disgusting. It is. but
01:11:12
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But I don't like IPAs. It's the worst money I've ever spent. I'm not shitting you. I don't know if you see that, Shane. Steve Austin's Broken Skull American Lager. Oh, Broken Skull. Okay. Yeah.
01:11:29
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El Segundo Segundo Brewing Company. It's actually not a bad lot. the The IPA is fucking horrendous.
01:11:42
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Welcome back, Walseephas. Yeah, yeah. I did handle some shit. Colt 45 is classy. Smooth taste. What about Cobra?
01:11:52
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ah Cobra. Wow. That
01:12:01
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The king. oh Commercial every time he cracked open a can of woman. i know, right? So Hotchick was just like, bang. Hey, what's up? Hey, Brian!
01:12:14
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What up, man? I just want a motherfucking beer. so You're right. Modelo is a solid choice. I've never had Modelo. that's not too It's not too bad. i' be I'm contemplating trying it, but Modell is good. deals Ever had a fancy brewery beer?
01:12:32
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ah Yeah, like an actual brewery? Or is that a brand? Oh, yeah. um When I was um down in Charleston, no but no see that I worked for Orkin Pest Control, and there was five breweries downtown that I took care of.
01:12:46
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And every month I got a 12-pack, and they would just do a – if they had new – stuff coming out they it was like a a mix and match variety 12 pack that they would just give me for free and if they had new stuff that was getting ready to come out they'd let me you know get a couple cans to try and whatnot some of that stuff is really fucking good also some of that stuff will put you on your ass and a heart we're missing the big picture why hasn't glick did his own nonsensical nonsense brew Just add that to my, hey, baby, I'm going to start another project.
01:13:23
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I got to i gotta get merch going at some point, and then we' we will, I think we will. I mean, if I could if i had the room at the time, um i would probably dab one in making my own beverages.
01:13:39
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No. She said, no, you aren't. I'll tell you what. gar You guys keep following. You get us to the point where I can quit my day job and I can focus on podcasting and all the other outside ventures that go with the podcasting.
01:13:56
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Then you can get your nonsensical nonsensical brew. nonsensical brew. Kayla sounds like she's related to my wife. Yeah.
01:14:08
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When you live on Maui, the Maui Brewing Company had the power. Oh, yeah. No. but Not physical non-brew. Well, we'll do some NA stuff just for Sir Pat.
01:14:25
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Oh. It's like the hinge. He never knew you needed it.
01:14:32
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Right? no um Yeah, so there's the deal. You guys keep following and sharing and liking and telling your friends about us. and The more we blow up and I'm able to quit my job and then I can do side projects, I'll have a nonsensical beer line. We'll do a Speedway Stories beer for Wally. It'll probably taste like motor oil and jet fuel.
01:14:58
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It'll be a race deal.
01:15:08
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I got to make enough money doing this that I can quit my job and still pay bills. And then I can do all the side-bench. You should have an image of you of you on a lawnmower shirtless with a beer.
01:15:24
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Robert Platinum wears my notebook. Actually, you know what? I'm going to screenshot that and then I can actually make that image happen for you.
01:15:35
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god Help us all. Thanks, Robert Plant. I appreciate it, bud. Nightmares. I'm not watching you to get it. Well, I mean, if you if you wanted to, can send Wally over.
01:15:53
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What up, Andy?
01:15:57
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That's part of that to that Glick fans like we were talking about. yeah that's part of the the unpaid internship that I'm looking for. That person will hand out the the H.J.' 's in the parking lot. um Do it. empire improve
01:16:16
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It's the nonsensical empire. I'd make a great cabana boy on that. your lube. Get your lube.
01:16:27
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im just I'm just saying. um i You guys seen the comment? No, you aren't. No more side project.
01:16:40
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No. but She's going to come home and I'm going to be like Tony Stark in Iron Man. The kitchen is no longer going to be a kitchen. It's going to be a brewery.
01:16:52
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that but Gonna have Steins and all that shit going. Hi, honey. i'm Welcome home. I'm busy cooking.
01:17:04
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Oh, my God, Mandy.
01:17:08
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Clutch condoms for those hairy situations. see
01:17:16
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If I made one, I'd have a picture of me. who ah Nobody would buy that. Nobody would buy that. nobody Nobody wants a crackhead on their beer.
01:17:29
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just just stick with Just stick with yourself. Could you imagine if you were in a bar, you put 50 cents in and turned it there was a Squatch condom that came out?
01:17:41
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What's up? my stupid face on the baggage. yeah It'd sound weird if was like, I know that guy. i but i' be like, I remember when he was given the idea for this. Oh, shit. but I like that.
01:18:03
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You should upgrade the pads.
01:18:08
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You guys tried his beer? That's why they're buying the condoms. They tried the beer. They're about to make questionable decisions. Yeah.
01:18:22
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This is the life choices we get for drinking this beer.
01:18:29
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So many slogans. Look, maybe i am not I am not responsible or held accountable for for the life decisions that you make when you get hammered off of the nonsensical brew. It'll be potent.
01:18:45
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That's all I got to say.
01:18:49
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What's the highest we can go? I can do the voicing for that. Glick is not held responsible for any choices that you make. it being an an adult but a bit bit of a daughter and shamene at the end should Be an adult. adult.
01:19:16
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Drink, drink. On the back of the can and say you've done worse. Yeah.
01:19:22
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Big, bold, big, bold letters.
01:19:29
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Oh, Lord. This isn't the worst decision you've ever made. Being friends Blake is. Facts.
01:19:44
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know That's a truth. Why do these people like me? Must be my charming personality. Well, it don't help. I was forced into the situation and it's lasted what? Oh, you weren't.
01:19:59
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You weren't forced.
01:20:03
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Sasquatch Enterprises is not responsible. but Bottom one's better.
01:20:11
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Combo pack. Oh, there you go. Yeah. That's where Kayla come in with the combo pack. Keep coming back.
01:20:21
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Yeah, but you can get a six pack with a six pack.
Musical Guests and Sports Discussions
01:20:26
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Oh, man. Excellent idea. A condom with every can. Then you won't have no Sasquatch Glitzer on your own. Oh, what about condom koozies?
01:20:37
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Condom koozies. You got a koozie with condom pockets in it, like little ammo pouches.
01:20:48
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wouldn't have any little Sasquatches running around. I'm not banging the ugly chicks that these guys are banging after they get It protects your beer, and you're doing her.
01:20:58
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ah but how are you How will you sell the product to future generations?
01:21:05
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hey We'll put a cartoon Sasquatch on the front of it. It's like Camel. You poke a hole in it.
01:21:17
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ah shaman Might as well add a plan B to the six
01:21:26
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pack.
01:21:30
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A nonsensical plan B.
01:21:37
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Double-fisted protection. Oh, man. and There may not be a future week. Look, I'm just trying to keep... I'm just doing my part to make the world a better place and not allow stupid people to reproduce. That's all I'm doing. Comes with a quick back elbow to the tummy.
01:21:55
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yeah Case comes with
01:22:04
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a... That's the official Speedway stories. Hang on, right there.
01:22:11
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Well, that's going to make the price go up. ah Yeah, it's definitely going be a little bit more expensive beer. Very expensive. oh Crack rock in the box.
01:22:23
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The crack heads will get better. yeah you never so with one of those glass straws yeah You never know what rabbit hole you might fall in. I see what you did there, man. Every every every can has a surprise in the bottom. ah or
01:22:47
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Metal hanger, of course. Not just just plastic. na No, no, no, no. It has to be metal. It's like Willy Wonka's golden ticket, man. yeah hope Bring back a whole industry and in and have even more jobs because they don't make metal coat hangers anymore.
01:23:02
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Now they've got to bring back the factories, which employs people. Bada bing, bada boom. It's a win-win situation.
01:23:12
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they zi They'd still tell you to find a sweatshop overseas to use.
01:23:18
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I say that one over really charge church but okay already
01:23:28
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like to find the can with some cocaine. I'd be like, man, this beer smells great. So much for the fucking couch. It's all about simple wording.
01:23:42
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ah it's it's it's all about simple wording
01:23:46
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but on the two two you you use them simple words right You can dance around a lot of things. That's why you can say like unalive and...
01:23:59
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ah No, you're good. I appreciate you looking out. You're good, baby.
01:24:11
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You fuckers are going get me in trouble. What are you talking about? We don't know nothing. Just the three of us are saying you're just throwing ideas out to each other, not you. So shut up Glass straws.
01:24:24
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Oh, God. Dual-use straws. ah Man, but what happens if your glass straw breaks? Ooh. Shave the beer can like a pig. Jesus.
01:24:35
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That's a big-ass fucking can of beer. Actually, you can get the small court. Part of the plan B. The Speedway Stories official brew comes in. what Do you remember the old oil cans, Wally? that eat The old pint cans.
01:24:53
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Yeah, the pint cans that you punch the ah spout into and then pour it. Yep. Yeah, that'd be cool.
01:25:02
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Did you lose something? Now, Wally, can we get you to put it on the side of your truck is the question. I'll do it. I'd rock it. i hy rocket ah
01:25:24
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i'd I'd be good advertisement. I'd get sponsorships real quick. I do graphic design. I could get the logo.
01:25:33
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do graphic designs too. ChatGTP don't count. Shut up. Hey, my backgrounds have gotten a lot of compliments. Because they felt sorry for you. That's why. hey look, I'm not a professional graphic designer. I just play one on a podcast, okay?
01:25:51
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just Just like you play a comedian. Oh, man, I'll shut up. i know I don't ever play a comedian. Never never claim to be one never claimed to be one of those.
01:26:04
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Well, in some people's eyes. Yeah, never claim to be. Man, I tell these comedians every time they're, I got major props for them to be able to get up and put on a stage in front of somebody and Just like you're a professional musician, too.
01:26:24
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What's that? so Just like you're a professional musician, too, doing your hosting. I am. I did say that last week. Can you imagine the feeling, though, if you bombed? Just how... That's what I'm saying.
01:26:38
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like i don't i don't like If we bomb on here, I can just delete it. If we if I have an absolute shit show, I can just delete it. disappears. It goes bye-bye. See you. Out of here. That would be the most awkward moment.
01:26:55
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But the bomb and in front of a crowd of like 100 people and you don't know how many of those people had their cameras and they're like, look at this shit. That'd be like putting on the condom before you got laid. After the job was done.
01:27:08
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we're Around the corner, we use... Good one, Mandy. Good one.
01:27:16
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ah okay I quit that. It was bad for my health.
01:27:24
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amles his word i I did tell Rocky last week. They say I can't play a piano, but I can sure tickle your organ. yeah yeah I tell Rock Lee last week. I was a better musician than him.
01:27:39
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Yeah, at least it don't take you 10 years to do do your music.
01:27:44
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Hey, look, man. He but it took a... He killed it. ah Yeah, Rocky, I'm talking shit. Get up here and defend yourself, you sissy. Oh, boy.
01:27:58
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Hang your head in shame, Rafi. Nah.
01:28:05
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Nah. Dude, Rock's CD that threw me off so much. For real. What did?
01:28:16
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What the hell? that What was I doing? when i was looking for something. From like listening to him talk and then hearing the way that he sings, I was just, I was kind of just like, oh damn. Yeah. he does He did. And that's the thing. He does.
01:28:29
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It is. it's When I first time, Blake let me listen to him. ah After talking with him on here and stuff, when I first met him, I was like, yeah, I'm like, This can't be the same guy. It's like, what the hell?
01:28:40
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yeah He does good, though. But you see, like he's too good to come up here and hang out with this, but he can hang out with Lazy and fucking Shaman last night. oh He blew his whole load on the Lazy and Jedi show.
01:29:00
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Traitor. I am. Last week, he shot a whole promo in a parking lot. Is he up for the title? the
01:29:16
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Shaman says Glick sounds like Taylor Swift when he sings.
01:29:23
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I wish. You think I'd be hanging out here with you assholes on a Saturday night? You sound like Taylor Swift when you sing. yeah We know you're definitely gay. If I sounded like Taylor Swift, I'd be doing something else other than podcasting. I'd be singing my ass off somewhere.
01:29:41
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I'll tell you that right now. It's just been mighty cool. you look like Taylor Swift, you could be doing something else, too.
01:29:50
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Whoa, he did what? Rocky, what are you doing there for? Um...
01:29:57
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to Last week, last Saturday was just complete and unadulterated, just fuckery between me and Rocky. He he came in backstage and he was like, I know, I know you're going to kick my ass and you're going to bury me. And i I don't think he was fully expecting me to come in hot right off the rip with a song that made.
01:30:25
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ah He might have. He might have. i I gave him shit for making that apology song to you. i was ah that was you know he's He's on the right path. Not 100% fully forgiven, but he's is he's like 98% forgiven.
01:30:43
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I do like the one he made, though, just the individual and then the one he did for us.
01:30:50
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Yeah, he even tried to attack Mandy last week. Oh, really? Yeah. yeah yeah he He popped off with Mandy and was like, oh, yeah, you're real tough in the Cheddars box.
01:31:03
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Why don't you come up here? And he didn't even finish saying it. and And the little bell went off on the backstage. She was up there. yeah Yeah, you fuck around. You'll find out messing with Mandy.
01:31:16
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Yeah, he fucked around and found out. Yeah, I remember Mandy on her. He fucked around and found out. re g likeck kelsey is she cool Just shit. I'll be click swift. I'll get that money.
01:31:33
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Travis ain't no dummy. He might look and sound and act like a fucking dummy, but he got that Taylor Swift money now. Yeah, you ain't going worry about that. Not that he needed it. He got plenty of money as it is.
01:31:45
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That NFL money that in thefl money is just security money. That's all that is. Taylor Swift money. He's got that garage beer money. Him and Jason are killing it on the Kelsey Brothers podcast. i don't even know if they're still doing it. They were killing it.
01:32:00
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Well, it's been Jason and his wife here lately has been doing it. Has it? Yeah. I watched a couple of them last week. Caught up on some of them. Uh-oh. We lost them.
01:32:11
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a Jason. Not Jason. Travis just bought into the ownership of the the Guardians. Yeah. Jason did.
01:32:23
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o No, I thought that was Travis that did. Jason did. Was it Jason? I think so.
01:32:32
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ah You're doing like I am looking. Was it Jason or Travis Kelsey that, whoa, hello, voice isn't, okay. Okay. Hey, listen listen to me, you whore. Okay. I'm not going listen to
01:32:58
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Yeah, May 26, tight end in Cleveland Heights native Travis Kelsey officially purchased a minority stake in the Cleveland Guardians. Kelsey, a lifelong Cleveland fan.
01:33:09
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Man, I wish he would have come to Cleveland. I know he wanted to. They both did. Yeah, they both grew up. I heard Cleveland burn him.
01:33:21
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Oh, shit. ah speaking Speaking of that, no or not you know I haven't heard anything about that. But I think when he plays, they concentrate more on his girlfriend than they do him, and it makes it suck.
01:33:37
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Well, that's the thing that a lot of people are bitching about, especially for the the home games and stuff, because that's yeah it's all about, oh, look, Taylor s Swift's in the press box. That's good news.
01:33:54
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boom That was a bet in the Super Bowl. It was how many times would they show her? Yeah. yeah It says neither one of them is confirmed publicly whether they have a prenup agreement. However, Taylor Swift is worth $2 billion. dollars And Travis kel Kelsey is only worth $90 million. I say only $90 million. But...
01:34:18
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I would love to be worth 90 million. oh So together they're worth what?
Drive-in Theaters and Movie Nostalgia
01:34:25
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What is that? Like 2.9 million or 2. something billion?
01:34:29
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We'll get you there. Glick. We'll get you there, buddy. One day, one day, one, one super chat at a time. Now the Cleveland guardians, formerly the Cleveland Indians.
01:34:40
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All right. I got a bounce up. I got a panel screen coming up soon. Thanks for having me on, swing I have a good panel. I always try to check in on y'all every now and then. I saw the link and I was just like, ah, I got some time.
01:34:55
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Well, I'll let you later, dude. Yeah, no, I appreciate that, man. Have a good night. Be safe out there on them roads. Oh, yeah. Keep it easy. e
01:35:08
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I don't know if I'll go see it. I wouldn't like i do want to well i do want to see the Masters of the Universe movie. I don't know if I'll go see it. I think the next movie I want to go see, maybe Kayla and I go see the new scary movie.
01:35:21
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I want to see that. um The answer to that is yes, Shaman. all the All the above, Shaman. All the above.
01:35:34
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She'd be stupid not to get one. Well, yeah, yeah I don't know. Like I said, I don't know what they're... They seem to be pretty fucking happy together, but Women love a big, dumb animal at the end of the day.
01:35:48
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I don't like taking Miss Knight to any movie where the dude's all built and buffed up and half shirtless. You don't want to see you don't want her to see you get aroused? my matter I want to see the new scary movie. specific you Do they really have a bong popcorn bucket for the new scary movie?
01:36:13
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Yes. That's crazy. Oh, hell, the next, between that, the He-Man movie, the new scary movie, and the new Mandalorian, actual full motion, they've got all kinds of different collectible popcorn and drink fucking shit for all three movies.
01:36:31
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He-Man was first superhero that used pronouns. That be fact, didn't Robert?
01:36:39
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Hmm, let's hit the old Google box on that, Shaman. That would be cool.
01:36:45
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I don't even smoke, but that would be cool.
01:36:58
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Collectible popcorn bucket.
01:37:06
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Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:37:12
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I don't know if this is real, but it is on Etsy. I don't think it's real. I think it's something you got to order from. Actually, it will not be sal for sale.
01:37:23
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It is somebody made a fake ordeal about it. Yeah, they made it on Etsy. Yeah.
01:37:34
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It looks like they just filled a bong up with popcorn. That's pretty much what it is. And they put a scary movie sticker on it.
01:37:50
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it and Here we go. Every scary movie popcorn. the um Unfortunately, there is no buckets or nothing for the scary new scary movie at all. It's all been promotional bullshit, they said.
01:38:09
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That's fucking lame. Now that it's been myth busted.
01:38:16
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You'll have to make your own, Shaman.
01:38:21
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Make it in... They do have... They do have Scary Movie Six Cups.
01:38:29
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Yeah, that's the only thing they're doing.
01:38:34
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There you go, Shaman. Yep. Yeah, like Glick said, Etsy's got them with just a fucking... It's just like you said... ah a bong with a sticker thrown on it and they're trying to sell it saying it's saying it's just a small man. Yeah. So they just have the collectible cups is what it's here. Everybody can afford one. ah Yeah. I'm surprised they don't have any. I'm surprised they don't have any popcorn bin tins or like popcorn buckets or anything like that.
01:39:13
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I think it's funny how the Wayne brothers told them that they don't give a shit what people think about it politically correct or not. They're gonna they're going to release it and let it go. ah but i can I can... Them day man.
01:39:34
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Did he really? Robert? That's cool. What movies? No. Sorry, I'm just checking up with the... ah Different versions of Opus X. What a He said that bitch is getting a right. You're lying.
01:39:58
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hello Yeah, um
01:40:07
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yeah so the He-Man movie and the new Mandalorians are about the only ones so far. It has all the collector's bullshit with it. That just sounds like it would taste horrible, a bong filled up with popcorn.
01:40:18
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I don't know if it depends on the way. Depends on what what was used in it, the weed that was used in it before. Well, okay. That way you cough, you can blame it on a kernel.
01:40:31
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Exactly. so perfect it For future reference, buy a new bong if you're going to fill it with popcorn. Don't use a used bong to fill with popcorn.
01:40:42
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Don't drink the bong water, Wally. I'm not the one got to worry about that.
01:40:52
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Could you imagine if somebody grabbed it, it was all greasy, and they were just like, what the fuck have you been doing with this thing? I was listening. They were talking the other day. oh i listen one of the radio well The radio station I listened to, they had a film critic on there.
01:41:10
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and He said that he's already noticed this summer like this year rolling into the summer movies. like There's a like a rejuvenation.
01:41:21
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People are going back to the movie theater to see movies. um and Last week, Cash and I went to see yeah Back Rooms. And they had it in like six theaters, and every one of them were sold out.
01:41:34
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Like, all the way from Friday into Monday, they were sold out. It depends on but what it's coming down to is it depends on her and her hand in.
01:41:50
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We got actually a drive-in in here in Ohio up on Route 30 up near Mansfield that's still operational. I was going to say, I think it might be one of the only ones because they closed down 40 out by Reynoldsburg.
01:42:02
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I believe it's closed down. Yeah, that one. the only The one I know of is up on 30 up north. I remember when I used to go to Pennsylvania as a kid, we went one time and saw my cousin Vinny and white man can't jump.
01:42:14
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Oh, no shit. Nice. Nice. But yeah, that and then there's one around the Dayton Cincinnati area here that's still open. And they've upgraded both of them. They can play 3D movies.
01:42:29
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So there's actually quite a few of them. There's Sky Drive-In Theater in Lancaster. Is that still open? Holy shit. South Drive-In Theater in Columbus.
01:42:43
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That's over on 23 South. That's what it was. yep ah Spring Mill Drive-In Theater in Mansfield. There you go. That's one out in Mansfield. Because my mom's family is from like Altoona and Johnstown and Lily.
01:42:59
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so you're right They're from right around mine and Glick's area. We're all within that vicinity. ah They got Autorama Twin Drive-In up in North Ridgeville.
01:43:11
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Lynn Autos Drive-In in Strattsburg. Mayfield. There's a lot of drive-in theaters still open around. Kenton's got one. Chardon's got one. Warren has one. Tiffin. um How many babies do you think are made in a drive-in?
01:43:27
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How many what? Babies are made, he said. lot.
01:43:34
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I don't know that people are still banging in the drive-ins anymore. Yeah, don't know that people are still banging in the drive-ins anymore. Soda for the ball water. There There's a concept and an idea.
01:43:47
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We went, we always went. I feel like I'm so far away from one. If I went, I'd have to. Yeah. and they It was, it was old, but not a drive-in. Yeah, no, I, I feel like, you know, that's what we always did when we were growing up. And even like as a teenager, when we would go to the drive-in,
01:44:07
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yeah You know, because they always had the two theaters or the two screens. So you'd go for the early show and then when that was over, you'd turn around and watch whatever the second movie that was playing.
01:44:19
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Yep. We went.
01:44:24
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The last time I went to the movie theater. Did you ever like try to sneak anybody in in the trunk? Oh, yeah. I actually... yeah i actually Believe it or not, the last time I've been to Mansfield and to the drive-in was when actually Fast and the Furious, the first one ever came out.
01:44:44
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That's the last time I've been up there.
01:44:50
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Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo-Doo. No, the movie.
01:44:58
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Movie. 2002, we went and seen Scooby-Doo we went and seen scooby dow So if you could see any movie in a drive-in, what would the movie you'd see be?
01:45:15
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i mean, all honesty, any movie I'd go see in a drive-in.
01:45:24
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Last movie I saw was Two Fast and Furious movies ago. that's I hope you didn't see too fastened and the Two Fast and Furious movies.
01:45:36
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We went and seen Scream 7 when it came out. i do And then Cash and I just went and seen Backrooms. I've been to the movies.
01:45:46
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And I feel like we went and seen something else. We took the kids and seen something else. But yeah, I'm with Glick though. Any drive any movie at the drive-in would be worth going to fucking see at a drive-in movie instead of an actual movie theater.
01:45:58
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It really would. that That is also if you have a comfortable car. Or a truck with a bed where you can put like lounge chairs in the back of the bed and just chill. fuck it Put an air mattress back there and be done with it.
01:46:12
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Do that too.
01:46:17
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No, it'd be cool to drive in to see some of the i could s ninety these action movies or shit like that. Oh yeah, Blake used to tailgate all the time.
01:46:31
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I tailgated everything.
01:46:35
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Even the exhaust on his belt, though. I was telling Kayla, a buddy of mine used to live in downtown Newark. ah We used to sit in the bed of my truck and fucking listen to music and drink beers right on the main drag.
01:46:49
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The cops used to stop by and hang out and chit-chat with us. The first time they did it, they were like, what the fuck are you two doing? We were like, tailgating. Why? Because we can. Because we can't hear the tunes on the porch. That was...
01:47:05
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fifteen feet away So we were just chilling in the back of the truck in lawn chairs, drinking.
01:47:17
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, man, a recliner or a lounge chair something. Just chill. Just chill. Uh-oh, Wally, we might have to pull a trigger.
01:47:31
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I'm on the trigger. I feel like that'd be a great goodwill buy right there. Would you rather be a neo-libertarian phalangist or a tongue-tong-tong-tong-so-whore accelerationist? Because neo-libertarian phalangism is such a good ideology. Neo-libertarian phalangism is the greatest ideology. talk really bad, so I'm going to say something really dumb.
01:47:54
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His name is LaShawn Dingleberry. What the fuck? I was gonna bring you back up. I just looked at his YouTube name. It was LaShawn Dingleberry.
01:48:11
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Look, I was on the trigger, Shaman, because I knew like just based off the name, he was going to say something. So he he came up and was trying to talk really fast, and I had a feeling that he was going to slide something in there in the middle of him talking really fast that was going to make me want to gouge myself in the eye.
01:48:32
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you're down first. I think you're on like one hell of a delay
01:48:41
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on your end.
01:48:46
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I feel that way too. i don't know how to stop it. if you Maybe if you refresh your browser and come back in, it might get you back up to speed.
01:49:03
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sometimes yeah I don't even know what his cause is.
01:49:08
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Neomatric, flatulence, libertarian? Who knows? don't know what that is.
01:49:18
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But Shaman's down. Shaman's down. Jedi's probably down, too. You know Jedi's down for the clown. Check. true Okay, i think you think he might be up to speed now.
01:49:34
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Maybe.
01:49:39
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Flanagan? It should be. Wasn't Flanagan's like a barn? No, I still feel like I'm lagging. You're good on my end. It might be just Glick because it's Glick. Robot Glick.
01:49:52
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No, he definitely had one hell of a lag. There earlier, but now he seems fine. Yeah, Flanagan's is actually a bar and restaurant that was down in Columbus.
01:50:03
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No, i felt I felt like I was cutting people off when I was talking because I would talk and then it would come through. Yeah, yeah, you definitely i you definitely had a lag, but you might be better now.
01:50:18
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I would say read the chat, but the chat has a fucking lag in it all. so Yeah.
01:50:25
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Shenanigans. What's the name of that place that you like that has all the goofy decorations and shit on it? Oh, you mean Shenanigans? I love that movie. It's such a dumb movie, but I love it. Super Troopers.
01:50:39
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Oh, yeah. They're talking about making another one. Yeah, I've never seen the second one, but I feel like... Don't waste your time. That was the biggest mistake I ever fucking made watching that.
01:50:53
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See, that's what I was afraid of. I felt like they captured all the magic and all the lightning in the first one. and And that's one of the reasons why I haven't watched the second one yet. But I want to watch it. Yeah.
01:51:08
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But man ah they those those guys make those guys make pretty good movies. hey They got that and Club Dread. That second one was it was a disgrace, honestly, dude.
01:51:18
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It was a disgrace. I've never seen it. But like i said, they meet they make good movies. the Club Dread was good. What is that, Beer Fest or Oktoberfest? The Beer Fest was fucking good.
01:51:32
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Yeah, that was good. Club Dread had me dying. There was another one that they did. that ah They did that Tacoma FDNY or FD, to Tacoma FD. It was a television show about a fire department.
01:51:45
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That was pretty funny. It had that it had all those guys in it. That was a pretty funny show.
01:51:53
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Yeah, you're not going to, I don't think they could recapture that magic that they had in that first Super Troopers movie, let alone for a third one. yeah i think he still had a bit of lag too he might have to reboot his uh his lapity laptop it's always something with that Sir Pat guy and it sucks because he's fun to have up on here right clear all that and come back over here because I need to
01:52:29
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question and Recap of the weekend race and trying to get all this stuff downloaded so then I can upload it And I figure I can get it all downloaded in a six-hour show
01:52:43
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you He said he's gonna join stream live real quick, so okay, okay, you're good. You're good Pat. No worries, buddy. You're all good
01:52:55
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Got to get the credit. Oh damn
01:53:05
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Gats to get the credit card. Gotta drop the big bucks. That's why you make all them big dollar bills. It's a quiet night up in here, man.
01:53:18
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Nobody likes me, Wally. im I'm fired. It's all you know.
01:53:25
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but but
01:53:29
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What do you know, abandoned ship? Ship's sinking. I'm your ride or die, bro. We got this till the end. Ship starts to sink. du I'm out.
01:53:45
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Nah, it's all good, dude. You gotta figure some of the places, man. It's probably not dealing with the fucking shitty weather this weekend. Everybody's out kicking it and everything else and Not sitting on your devices and shit, unfortunately.
01:53:59
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Yeah, I can't wait to...
01:54:04
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Kayla and I want to get out to the lake so fucking bad, dude. And it's like, it's always so nice during the week. And then... Damn, that was fast. Oh, that's because of one of your short shows.
01:54:17
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There's that. Just click the fucking button. And it was already downloaded.
01:54:23
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Man, I almost feel bad uploading these... these Tuesday and Wednesday shows, but man, thank God I had such great guests Tuesday and Wednesday night this week. Yeah, but like, you we get to the weekend. Yeah, Tuesday show, you would have choked if I wasn't actually glued to my phone, motherfucker.
01:54:45
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Yeah, no, I'm not going to. Until you got outside of your phone, if it wasn't for that, you would have been screwed. yeah I'm not going to discredit you jumping in there. No, I appreciate you jumping in there.
01:54:59
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It just shut your internet cut out the way it did because, dude, why so the previous Saturday day before that shit, man, it was it wasn't bad at all. worked fine, and then bam.
01:55:10
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the last tuesday What was it? The last two Tuesdays it's done this, and it's been in the middle of your show. That's been the shit part. Yeah, like right in the middle of the damn show. It's yes It's killing me. Killing me.
01:55:27
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My interwebs have been sabotaged. You get my stickers yet, bitch? I ain't got no stickers yet, bitch. Well, you better hurry up. First race is... I gotta get them fucking things ordered.
01:55:40
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You got 23 days. I know. i I gotta to get them ordered. is everything i turn around every time Every time I turn around, man, I'm getting shit with more money fucking going on.
01:55:53
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um It's like, God damn. Yeah, I get it. Sir Pat.
01:56:03
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Oh, the screen's even brighter now that he's back up here. Just bought Streamlabs. I'm going to see if that helps.
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Repeat after me. Check one, check two.
01:56:20
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Oh, shit. Check one, check two. oh yeah. You still got a filthy fucking boy. Motherfucker.
01:56:31
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Well, that wasn't so much of a delay there. but but That one came through loud and clear. I'm going to just go labs into the settings and see if there's anything I can do.
01:56:42
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and know sometimes you get get a lag if like your internet's acting stupid. gli surpassing He's having issues like you had Tuesday and Wednesday. Dude, I'll tell you what.
01:56:54
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If it happens again this week, I'm just going be kicking it old school. cause i've got I looked into that. Did you check into those Ether cords? are ether Yeah, so I would have to.
01:57:09
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Those things ain't cheap for a good one. Well, I
Technical Issues and Streaming Challenges
01:57:14
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can get the Ether cord. but I would have to get an adapter because there's not an ether, an ethernet plugin on my laptop. So I would have to get an adapter.
01:57:23
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going to try to go off. I do that to the, uh, to the, uh, type C or the, um, or the USB port. And then the only download downfall with that is I only have one USB port on this goofy ass laptop and my camera's plugged into it.
01:57:42
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I've got only one on mine too. Mine's a, Mine's actually an older Chromebook. Yeah, exactly, Shaman. Kicking it old school because you're an old fool. I'm so cool. Yeah. Money, money, money, money. I take it Shaman's working again tonight, unfortunately. Just bought it. Damn it. He just bought Streamlabs.
01:58:07
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Go kick your internet in the dick. Yeah, Glick. Both of you. Yeah, know, right? Dude, we were out last... We did a little like impromptu little date night last night. Went downtown to the Canal Market.
01:58:25
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Took Kayla downtown. ah Then we walked around the square a little bit. Then we went and got dinner and came home and basically went right to fucking bed. There he is.
01:58:38
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Sham-a-lama-ding-dong in the building because he's an old school. What's going on, Shaman? What's up? What's up? how'd the How'd the old show go last night?
01:58:52
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It was horrible. So horrible. Jedi was there again, wasn't he? Yep. Every episode, he keeps showing up. I don't know why. Damn that guy. You poor guy.
01:59:05
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That ruins Friday nights. It really does. It really does. Every Friday, Shaman's like, man, I'm having a great day. It's been a great day. I can't wait to go hang out within in the YouTube streets with my YouTube friends.
01:59:20
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And he's like, shit, there's there's Lazy. And I'm creeping around here, yeah. All of sudden, right before the show starts, he just somehow pops up backstage. Like, what the fuck?
01:59:33
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It just started fucking pouring rain and rain here, Glick.
01:59:39
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Oh, you're about to get blown away by a tornado. Luke Holmes is going to come saying, ain't no love in Ohio. I don't want to hear about Luke Holmes. Fuck him.
01:59:52
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thanks Glenn Powell's going to stand out there looking all sexy in a white t-shirt and a white cowboy hat.
02:00:01
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You're not going to know what to do with yourself. You're going what? Show up in a white t-shirt and cowboy hat. great What? yeah Yeah, buddy. you know mean He's going to have a barbecue stain on his white t-shirt.
02:00:15
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Just call me Pecos Glick because I'm going to ride me a tornado.
02:00:24
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i mean fucking ah we watched ah We watched Maverick last night. Kayla's never seen it. Really? Yeah.
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think She was digging it, man. She was digging it. It's a great movie, man. You know, for a sequel that you wait, what, almost 40 years for, and, and and you know, i went into it with the fear of they're just going ruin Top Gun, and they they du they couldn't have done it any more perfect.
02:00:52
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Well, and the the way they did it, too, with Val Kilmer basically on his fucking deathbed was even priceless. I mean, that right there said a lot, too. You know what i mean? that When they when i said the Iceman...
02:01:05
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I'm like, fuck, who they got playing Val Kilmer's character? And here it's actually Val Kilmer on his actual deathbed filming this new movie. yeah Yeah. Well, all the little all the little ah throwbacks and, you know, like he had the original Kawasaki Ninja from the first movie.
02:01:24
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and And all the other little you know Great Balls of Fire being sang by Rooster. That taking my breath away is still like my all-time love-making song. Is that your baby-making song? your mini shot That's right.
02:01:41
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That's my shaman-making songs. that man well you know If you don't want to make any shamans, make sure you get your Glick Squatch condoms. it now I'm getting a six-pack with the plan B. Check.
02:01:56
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Check one, two, mic check. Sir Pat in the building.
02:02:05
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Fielding. Listen, how about this? Speak exactly when i stop speaking.
02:02:20
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Okay, let's try this again. I'm talking you, Benjamin. Okay.
02:02:27
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When I start speaking, I don't think I can hear it all. Either that or he's got like a five-minute delay. Oh, there he goes. All right. We're getting closer.
02:02:40
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I'm trying to talk. I got a bad delay. you hear me now? Yeah. ha Mike Urscher, man, you got it bad.
02:02:52
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You got it Is it still delayed or can you actually hear me? Yeah, mean we can hear
02:03:05
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We can hear you loud in the air. just don't know how bad your delay is.
02:03:12
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I'm going to Google this real quick and see if I can get this figured out. I can tell that I'm delayed bad. I feel like I'm cutting people off because of how it's coming in when it's delayed. Yeah, no, you mean it but you did yeah i mean we can figure it out. That'd be awesome.
02:03:28
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It's all Glick's fault. It's okay. We'll figure it out. All right, give me a minute or two. i'm gonna I got to do this some some research. All right, bye.
02:03:42
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Grab the pen and pad. Go back to the lab. Oh, wow. Bro, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. Whoa.
02:03:54
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Don't quit your day, Joe. My rhymes so sick, they should be crimes.
02:04:06
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Oh, God. I am quitting the fucking network if you try that shit.
02:04:12
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i am an idiot now i'm a rapper look i am putting a fucking network if you try that
02:04:23
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Yo, I'm a rapper. Keep your girl around me. else I'm a smacker. Shaman, you got an you got an opening on your show Friday night? because ah we can start I can do come over and do my show over on your guys' network now for you. for me to I'll get them started on the network.
02:04:44
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As long as i don't have to listen you rap, we'll be good. Holy shit. Yeah, we always got room. More than Mary. I'm going to go join Rocky. Fuck this shit.
02:05:00
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Then there was Glick. It's going to the lazy shaman Rockley Wally show. yeah please We'll have it broke up in into sections where Motor sports, music, and then we'll just have the bullshit session in the rest of the night.
02:05:25
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I'll just be over here to doing my thing. You'll have to put lazy on mute. but Shit, I'll just kick lazy out of the whole thing. Fuck that. Damn, you see hear that lazy? You hear that lazy? Yeah, lazy. That'll be right about the time he finally comes to the stream, too.
02:05:43
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Right you say that shit. waiting. I'm waiting. Usually, now he's in the chatterbox usually by now sometimes. You hear that, Lazy? You're ousted, man. wally's Wally done fired Rocky tonight. Now he's fired Lazy and he ain't even on your show and he done fired Lazy.
02:06:00
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Look at that. Clean house and he ain't even started yet. That's it. Somebody's got to have Shaman back. Right? I hate that.
02:06:11
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a eba cause I'm a victim. I'm a victim. I'm the goddamn victim around here. Shaman got stuck in the middle of all this bullshit thanks to Lazy and Rocky.
02:06:23
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No, he didn't. I knew better. They they tried. I wouldn't let it happen.
02:06:31
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I told him, keep my sweet shaman's name out your fucking mouth, bitches. and Get out here with that shit.
02:06:42
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Two bald bitches for the price of one. Keep my show. don't know. What are you drinking tonight, Blake?
02:06:58
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You know, a little non-alcoholic Michelob Ultra Zero.
02:07:05
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That sounds masculine as fuck. I'm being responsible adult. I'm call. And I wanted to still, you know,
02:07:15
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see the gayness is coming out that i was talking about well look in my defense i'm i'm being a responsible adult i'm on call as well and my and i don't want i ah i get that that do and i wanted to still you know Partake in some beverages that taste like alcohol. Hey, no, that's a cool, though, because you know what? I'm actually smoking some non-THC weed right now. so You're smoking cigarettes?
02:07:43
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No, it's just weed. It has no nicotine, THC, nothing. It's just just tobacco. No shit. Oh, hell no. Why the fuck would I do that? That'd be like drinking non-alcoholic beer.
02:07:56
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Shut whore mouth. You might as well just go get you a bottle of water and call it beer. Well, this is this is the thing. i look I always got to have something to drink during the show.
02:08:08
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And doing a six-hour show, I'm going to drink like nine or ten Pepsis. That's not fucking good for anybody. and if I sat down and was actually drinking water the whole night, I'm going fucking drink like eight gallons of water, and I'm old. And you what that means? I'm going to get up every 15 minutes tonight and take a piss. so does that mean I got to call your phone to call you in to work for an hour just as a hoax? I will drive to Mount Vernon and punch you in your dick.
02:08:37
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Really? Hold on. Give me one second here. I'm going to hit the dial I want to see you coming to Mount Vernon, fucker. You'd be on this panel and everybody there knocking the door.
02:08:52
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Hey, how's it going? I'll be back. hey people Some people kinky like that. They like being punched in the balls and shit. Look, I'm not here to judge. We don't kink shame on the nonsensical network.
02:09:06
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But we do laugh. Yes, we do. We definitely do laugh. Or we have any idiots as part of the network that's no longer here. No, I mean, these are, I mean, Chaminier
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02:09:19
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are 100% right. It is very feminine that I'm here drinking Michelob Ultra Zero alcohol-free brew, but they're actually pretty good.
02:09:29
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No, I'll be honest with you. It wasn't the alcohol-free that was the gay part. It was the Ultra and Michelob. All right, all right, all right. Fair enough.
02:09:42
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Fair enough. But, I mean, I do like Michelobolcholite. We were having that discussion earlier. It's a nice... um No.
02:09:51
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It's a nice summer beverage. Welcome back, Sir Pat. Did you get figured out?
02:09:59
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Nope.
02:10:03
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Son of a bitch. Probably not. Apparently not. and Blake, you curse Sir Pat. You're fucking fired.
02:10:15
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I stole it. You and your gay Michelob. Okay, guys. Sir Pat with a hat. Hi, Glick.
02:10:28
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You can stay back there with yourself. Who might be a cat? Who might be a cat?
02:10:36
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You can stay back there with yourself. Who might be a cat? like to sit on laps it might be a cat
02:10:43
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we think that one Sir Pat in the hat is a big fat cat. Watch out for his What? What? What is happening to the... I'm about to take this bitch for a walk.
02:11:10
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What up, bitch? i know She's being awfully quiet tonight. What did you do to her? Oh, I had gotten home already. I left my Bluetooth here.
02:11:22
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So I didn't and don't want to get on my speakerphone in the car. you ah Gotcha. I was going to say, yeah, she's actually really quiet for a change.
02:11:35
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Yeah, no, she was loud when I got here, when I got in. Fuck yeah. What were you going to say? I just put the headline down there, at Lazy Shaman Show on X.
02:11:50
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yeah On that ecstasy. A little bit of ecstasy.
02:12:00
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Give you what I want, cause what I want is what you need. Give me what I want, a little bit of ecstasy. got into a discussion with one of the guys I work with about hard drugs the other day, and andre like I'm the guy that gets ah to get into a discussion with about drugs of any type.
02:12:16
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I barely take silent all.
02:12:19
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What? You son of a bitch. I might have experimented with a few things.
02:12:27
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Oh, no, they need me at work right now. I'll be back, guys.
02:12:33
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Wally wall he has something wrong with his junk region and needs kicked. Why don't you come on the panel, Rocky, and I'll tell you why you're fired. Uh-oh. We got critties at the front door. rock rocking rock Rocky shook. and whoa Uncle Art.
02:12:56
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What the hell? Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks.
02:13:02
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and so That's awesome I wish like show that on the screen I can't show that on on the stream yard it popped up on on YouTube It was like a like ah one of the old-school cop sirens. It was like uncle Lert Rocky sent it
02:13:23
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That's awesome um Actually ah Rock if you had no been updated Wally is now part of the show as well And so are you so make sure you guys are both there on time ladies always wait I'm like I'm like the fat guy from ah from the hangover. I'm just a wolf pack of one now yeah it's You're not fired no more you're not fired no more rocky Because we've got to keep Shaman company on Fridays. Let's fly in solo from now on the network. yeah It's the Shaman Rock and Wally show on Friday night. I can't wait to do slow-waste stories.
02:14:13
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Go right ahead. then The broom-brooms and dinosaurs. You can bring the dinosaurs. My show's going to be slow-waste stories, and it's all going to be about golf carts and go-karts.
02:14:26
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conflict Golf racing.
02:14:32
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Hey, it's still covering motorsports. They got engines. They got batteries. there
02:14:41
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They move. it's just It's just me, Rocky. It's it's just me. So thank you. for your Thank you for your human monies. You won't be cursed. You are cursed.
02:14:54
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He's changing the name of the network to Sensical now. Yep. It's the Sensical Sense Network.
02:15:04
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For sure, Pat's having all kinds of technical issues. I know, man. I hate that he's having so many issues because I love when Pat's up here. He's such a cool dude to hang out with. Yeah, this is the Glick Network. This isn't Wally. I'm just here as a fill-in.
02:15:19
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So he finds a better replacement. Okay. he can get a mirror for himself. Rocky's the new Jacob Fatu. Remember when Jacob Fatu was with Solo Sokoa? I love you, Solo. Rocky's going be like, I love you, good as fuck.
02:15:35
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He's the Utah werewolf.
02:15:42
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he's the utah and he's the The Utah werewolf. you talk wearolf
02:15:51
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Why would they name it more why would they name it like more women, you know Try to keep it legal like
02:16:00
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mr hu got the mormon deal going on there
02:16:06
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oh we
02:16:11
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why would they name it more why wouldn't they name but like more women you know oh no try to keep it legal like
02:16:21
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Look, man, ah you know, you believe however you want to believe, but and that is a weird religion at the of the day.
02:16:33
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I work with a guy who I don't know if he's still Mormon or not Mormon or somewhat Mormon. It's fun to talk to him and chat about stuff because he grew up in that world.
02:16:44
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Um,
02:16:48
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You got damn right. Acknowledge me.
02:16:54
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Don't forget, Rocky, Glick acknowledges Kayla, too, so he needs to shut up. We had to. We all had to. After that WrestleMania beatdown she put on all of us. Well, not me, but...
02:17:11
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You suck a hat. you You suck ass. Suck ass bitch.
02:17:23
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Oh shit. Suck ass motherfucker. Motherfucker. When you suck ass, do you do you suck it with like a straw or just like go in there straight?
02:17:35
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not I'm not familiar with the... with the Hey, then the only boss I got in the other room. Nobody in here on this panel or anything is my boss.
02:17:48
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Hey, Wally, everybody has a boss. but
02:17:54
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I'm not anybody's boss. I'm just an asshole with a fucking camera. I'm like a boss bitch, okay? Damn it. Okay, Rocky, I was going say, it's safe to come up now. Glick's gone. Come join the show now. welcome Damn you. Quit coming back.
02:18:13
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I think he still shook after last week. i tried to i told him... I mean, i still have I still have the song in the picture. Well, we're going to give it we're gonna give it ah to everybody a taste of what Friday nights was going to be like right here on the network.
02:18:26
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Having everybody. Oh, God, that's a scary picture. Canceled. Where's the link? like You know where the link is. You don't need the link first and foremost.
02:18:42
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Rocky, you have permission to come up here. Don't listen to SkySquatch. He doesn't need the link. He's logged in.
02:18:51
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I know. That's where
02:18:55
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but the link is actually like on the bottom right there of the chat. Yeah. It's literally right there.
02:19:07
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That's where I got it from. and
02:19:11
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On the road. Are you coming to see me in the next one? I mean, mean the link is still at the bottom of the chat, regardless of whether it's on the road not. I see the link on the on the YouTube.
02:19:25
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I saw the link. It opened up to a livestream. I saw the link.
02:19:43
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ear rock but mentally challenged
02:19:48
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You see it. un walking on the roof well and so me and you doing my league now i meanlin you that take care your your suckass I mean, You like my link? Is it your favorite link?
02:20:03
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I like links.
02:20:08
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Linkity link link link. yeah
02:20:14
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Wall Sevis is the jeepest ready. Yeah, other than like I got, me and the boy had to order a master cylinder for it. Found out it's got a giant-ass leak, so don't keep pressure for breaks. Look, man, I'm not buying these high-end, fancy-ass decals for the truck to break down halfway through ah ah first race.
02:20:40
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First race? If they didn't. Rocky. Yeah.
02:20:45
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and they they didn't rocky butoon no And he's got this We the ones. um You know, Shaman knows a little bit about mechanics, too.
02:21:00
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A little bit about a little bit when it comes to the mechanical workings of your car. i don't know shit. What are you drinking, Wally? It's one of the Red Bull Peach or White Peach. Oh, okay.
02:21:15
Speaker
After I drank three of these Extreme Twisted Tea Blue Razzes,
02:21:24
Speaker
It's actually not too bad. Just get you a Four Loko and call it a night, buddy. That shit's nasty. Shit will make your fucking heart. Licky Reigns!
02:21:35
Speaker
I love you!
02:21:41
Speaker
Wally's so disgusting right now.
02:21:46
Speaker
Hey, you had a great show. oh my gosh, Wally. Great show this week with Johnny Bonds, man. I love putting him Monday night on the spot like I did. He did not know what was coming when I said, well, there you go. The floor is all yours. And I dropped myself down. He's kind of at first like, uh. He had to say more than yeah. Yeah. Yeah, to say more four line,
02:22:18
Speaker
four favorite words and wouldd be done with he actually had to Talk for about five minutes. I'm proud. Wait, what? Hell yeah. but I have some important news to share with the group tonight.
02:22:34
Speaker
Uh-oh. You pregnant? My name is Rocky. I'm an alcoholic. Yeah, we know. I thought you were about to come out the closet again.
02:22:45
Speaker
No, no, no. I can assure you guys that Rocky and the Rockettes have been signed. We we actually got signed. ah Universal wants to pick up that song, I'm sorry, Glick.
02:22:58
Speaker
who um tough And I am so excited about that because we have now, thanks to Glick, have now started a whole thing, man.
02:23:10
Speaker
And all the proceed proceeds are going to you, my tribal chief. Don't you worry. We have now started a whole meeting, man. I'm looking forward having whole meeting. All proceeds are going to you, my tribal chief. Don't you worry. We have now started a whole meeting, man. the proceeds are going to you, my tribal chief. Don't you worry. ask Oh, wow. Now we got a lot of surprises. All the proceeds are going to you, my tribal chief. Don't you worry.
02:23:37
Speaker
Where's that coming from? Oh, wow. Now we got a lot of... That's some Pat. ah right now we got Now we got back... what's What the fuck was the word?
02:23:48
Speaker
ah Reverb. Our audio is coming through your mic. Our audio is coming through your... Oof,
02:23:59
Speaker
and he's on a bad delay. come and be guys our audio is coming through your woof and he's on a bad delay That's sick, actually. It sounds like he's watching on TV. Is that what my voice sounds like? oh but That sounds good, Glick. Don't you worry.
02:24:21
Speaker
Shaman, it's good to see you, buddy. Good to see you, man. I feel like it's been forever. It's been such a long time, man.
02:24:31
Speaker
Such a long time. such a lot I heard you were up there again last night. I was. I was. And you know what? All I did was praise you for the entire evening, just scared that you would pop your ass up in the comments. I said nothing. a Nothing. Not anything. Jedi was trying so hard. ha desire Liar. He was trying so hard. no Liar.
02:24:54
Speaker
All right. Things that happen on the internet stay on the internet. And, i you know, I can go back and watch the replay. Go watch go watch it. i said nothing. Jedi.
02:25:07
Speaker
oh Yeah, I did have to I did have to go I did have to go clip out like four seconds of last night's stream though because we got copyright and what's really funny is I've used that same clip on like the past three streams and they only got us on one stream for it, so I don't know so one Was it the was the dancing with Michael Jackson remember was it the ah attack play no it was the the dancing with michael mc jackson remember Oh, no shit. They got it. yeah that was but we we get come time
02:25:44
Speaker
What's that, Pat? Yeah, Jedi, I have been gracious enough to see Shaman now in person. So now there's two of us.
02:25:53
Speaker
I said we get copyrighted all time. Yeah, well, that dancing video got us a copyright thing. I had to trim it out when Rocky was up there. Dual streaming.
02:26:04
Speaker
of Hello, Jedi. Imagine that. You know, it used to be once upon a time, i mean you would pop up and Jedi would pop up right after you.
02:26:16
Speaker
Now all of a sudden, Rocky pops up and Jedi pops up. We know what was going on when Jedi would pop up after you. Usually he was just finishing up, you know, a little ah sloppy toppy on his massive summon.
02:26:30
Speaker
So now who's who's the bottom bitch in the Rocky and Jedi relationship? It's definitely, definitely Jedi.
02:26:42
Speaker
Rocky spoke. That means Rocky's the bottom bitch. 100%. It's definitely Jedi. But he's okay with it, too. He's fine. He's completely fine with it He doesn't argue about it or give me a hard time. He just lays down like the bottom bitch he is.
02:26:59
Speaker
Ooh, damn. Glick? Glick, where wrong with Glazy then? i mean, you said you had to fight with him. Roger's just getting him lay down and take it. not a je night he' like He's tired after fighting with Glick. I wore him out and he started out. smell Holy shit, I get my problem fixed?
02:27:25
Speaker
Maybe. Can you hear me? that's great Nope. hear you. i can hear yes Oh, yeah.
02:27:38
Speaker
Delay. Delay. the Delay. don't know if he's got a delay still. Hold on a second. He's got a delay. There's a delay. It's not as bad as it was earlier, though. hey say Say penis. Say penis when you hear that. Say penis. Now we'll know how far the delay is Penis.
02:27:59
Speaker
There you go. A little bit. Not bad, though. It's better. Why don't you come up and join us?
02:28:09
Speaker
Here, Lazy, I'll fix that. We did the penis test to check for Lazy. Is that better? that better, Lazy? I don't know. like I don't know what's going on.
02:28:23
Speaker
There. We fixed the problem.
02:28:28
Speaker
Wally will take care of it tonight. God damn it. Go away. we're we're done with you. Oh, you know what I wanted to do? And I got so busy. bought Streamlabs.
02:28:40
Speaker
and that damn, and that didn't fix it. and it yeah That must have been like millions of dollars. hu It's probably an internet issue. I've noticed when there's a delay on StreamYard, if you can't refresh your browser and fix it, it's usually an internet issue. and you might have to like If you haven't done it already, like restart your router.
02:28:58
Speaker
Just piss off your entire family and unplug the internet.
02:29:04
Speaker
This is coming from the guy who's had more internet problems than anybody I know when I'm live. See that, Glick? yeah that's supposed to be a boy, Glick. What happened?
02:29:15
Speaker
Yeah, but Jedi also does a lot of drugs and drinks a lot, so... I mean, that is true. It's that powder that gets to them, isn't it? I'm just saying, Wally. I mean, you can take that, you know...
02:29:28
Speaker
However you want to say it. I take it with a grain of salt because I know Rocky's actually the real hero of the network. I mean, if Shaman were to say it to you, you know, that's a little bit more believable.
02:29:43
Speaker
Well, I mean, if we're really talking about my favorite, my favorite people of all time, Chaka is going to have to take the cake um over both shows.
02:29:56
Speaker
Last night, that dude was freaking awesome. I got a photo to give to you. gle Here, I'm going to text it to you, actually. Hey, he was awesome on our show, though. you know It was the combination that made it so awesome. How dare
02:30:14
Speaker
you, sir. He was giving it away. He was giving away. how dare you sir yeah give it giving it it away give it it away Give it away give it away give it away. Yeah, those were some good fun Give it away you away cu it away give it away taking a photo's wrong kind of jealous that that nice Rocky how many times tell you stop sending me dick pics
02:30:40
Speaker
I
02:30:46
Speaker
fucking guy
02:30:50
Speaker
ah rocky how many times i to tell you stop sending me dick pics It's a good picture, though. It's a good angle. That's not a dick pic. That's lazy. i mean that is oh Oh, yeah, that is lazy. Yeah. yeah Dick pic, at least. That is pretty badass.
02:31:11
Speaker
That's not the only one. Hey, Shaman. Shaman, you got to show him the photo we made of Glick last night. and the The photo we made.
02:31:21
Speaker
Fuck. I don't have it. I'm on my phone right now.
02:31:27
Speaker
and Let me see if I can find it. You got Zender AI. Where's you showing me? Jack is the goat. Jack is the goat. I love playing with the AI and and and creating stuff. I've been using them for backgrounds and for um know different shit on the yeah for my promotional stuff for my guests.
02:31:56
Speaker
hey i mean Have you ever noticed if it doesn't listen to you, if you start talking mean to it, it'll totally change its attitude and to start listening to you more? oh Me and my my my ah my chat GPT and I talk shit to each other all the time. We roast the fuck out of each other.
02:32:13
Speaker
It's great. I love it. because they adapt audited down It adapts to how you ah you interact with it. so like We just roast the shit out of each other bounce on it. Nah, my shit's submissive because I'm like, you're not doing what I'm telling you. You're not listening to me.
02:32:29
Speaker
And then it's like, I'm so sorry. And I'm like, well, then fucking do something about it and put in what I i told you to put in. Stop making me repeat my my prompts. This bullshit.
02:32:41
Speaker
Yeah, there are times where I'm like, come on, you fucking know better than this.
02:32:46
Speaker
Don't too damn. Or the way it spells shit, out even when you type it in correct, it still misspells it? There's been times where I'm like, come on, you know better than this, and you're better than this. Knock your stupid shit off. and then i'm only I'm only working on you.
02:33:04
Speaker
You gave me, Glick. much yeah Wait, wait, wait, wait. Glick. Glick. Actually, everybody.
02:33:13
Speaker
gl you actually everybody so I ran a couple more simulations this week on the NN Network. ah and in legs Glick is now the WWE champion after beating Jedi.
02:33:31
Speaker
and Sir Pat Knight is now the Intercontinental champion after beating Wally in an Extreme Rules match.
02:33:43
Speaker
Damn, Wally. You got beat down by Sir Pat Knight.
02:33:49
Speaker
How
02:33:58
Speaker
how do we know he's telling the truth? He's just like, you know what? youll Fuck you. I'm taking the belt away. So this happened. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I was trying to hear the story, but he was so rudely cut off.
02:34:12
Speaker
because he had it rigged like he did a again before. I didn't have it rigged, man. I swear if I had it rigged, then Glick wouldn't be the champion. Hey, listen.
02:34:24
Speaker
Listen, it's no more rigged than than real sports are rigged, you know? Yeah, that's just that. Wait, well, I don't know about that. okay Didn't happen live, so it doesn't count. Do better. If he had it rigged, then he would have done it properly and given me every single title.
02:34:43
Speaker
quickck You're still the NXT champion you're a double champion right now ah two belts to belt Glick. Yeah, it's who pissed But as Charming you and do you hit with my end move Excalibur sword?
02:34:58
Speaker
no No, no, no, no that that didn't happen either So actually glit you're right you are three belt champ because you're the tag team champs right now with Wally what yeah i never gave you guys your rematch i need to do that when i get home
02:35:15
Speaker
well
02:35:19
Speaker
look but anyway i thought it was super funny that freaking sir pat night that you're up tonight and you actually yeah you're the intercontinental champion
02:35:31
Speaker
There was no delay in him hearing that. Pat's been fucking with us all night. He just reacts slow, that's all.
02:35:46
Speaker
He's been holding out the whole time. He wasn't delayed. It's only delayed when I talk. He's even been watching porn this whole time. you have so many po You have too much midget porn on your computer, Pat. You need to turn that off.
02:36:05
Speaker
Hey, hey, they're called dwarves. Have some respect. okay Rocky's been sharing that with them, that's why. And her name's Delilah.
02:36:21
Speaker
Okay, Jedi. Well, you know what? Maybe I'll just do that with my show instead. that's ah That's some lazy podcasting. but yeah Sure, why not? just Sure, why not?
02:36:36
Speaker
that that You know what? With that kind of content creation right there, you might fit in a little bit better over on the podcast. that worked but hu now and now i Now I know why Shaman's been texting me every day the last couple weeks.
02:36:59
Speaker
Shaman, you're welcome. You're you're know you're not going to come over here because Glick, me doesn't he can run this all by himself. yeah He hasn't come out and said it, but he keeps hitting around about having a shaman show on the on the the Sensical Sense Network that's going to be starting
02:37:23
Speaker
All we ask for is a plan B and a six-pack. Yep. either
02:37:32
Speaker
And then if, you know, every, like, once a month, like, going to need that hanger, though. Hold on.
02:37:40
Speaker
You hang your clothes up.
02:37:45
Speaker
That's right.
02:37:48
Speaker
As long as I got the belt.
02:37:52
Speaker
Everybody's like, I don't give a fuck about anything as long as I'm the champ. hey I don't know how you got that belt. Because Wally was kicking her ass for a majority of the last time.
02:38:08
Speaker
ran in. perseverance and hard work is how I got that damn belt.
02:38:17
Speaker
He took his vitamins and said his his prayers, like the little honkster that he is. Oh, yeah, brother. Don't you forget it, brother. Said my prayers.
02:38:34
Speaker
Hey, you guys, I'm going to go through this area right now. I might lose connection. so I'll hop back on when I get back to my home office. Okay. Bye, Wally. Home office.
02:38:45
Speaker
That's fucking... That's pretty fucking hot, bro. You're about to lose your black card. Hello, I'm Rock Lee and I'm in my home office. Do you have any biscuits for my tea? In your living room.
02:39:07
Speaker
He's drinking warm tea too, of all things. Yeah. I do gotta say i got to say, I got kind of agree with Jedi here with his comment. If it didn't happen live, i mean, and that goes against me, you know, being that I won the championship.
02:39:25
Speaker
But I got to kind of i gotta kind of agree with Jedi. You know, it didn't happen live, so it doesn't count. But, I mean, we can't change it once it's done, unfortunately.
02:39:37
Speaker
don't Listen, I don't like that I cheated either, but since I reaped the rewards, we're just going to leave it that way. Well, yeah.
02:39:49
Speaker
thank you
02:39:53
Speaker
If it were up to me, I would give him his rematch. like Look, I'm sorry you got robbed, but I found your money, and it's mine now. Yeah, exactly.
02:40:05
Speaker
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers.
02:40:11
Speaker
lost while he lost his internet uh-huh that's what you get making fun of my internet i got i got fiber optic now i'm i'm high class
02:40:26
Speaker
dude i want fiber optics so bad you know i had this new uh company come in and just lay the lay all the fiber down and then they're like Giving these crazy cheap deals and they're like hey if you want to you want to lock this price in for a lifetime you know five more bucks a month and then we'll never like change your bill and I'm still saving like 45 a month Yeah, yeah that's what but I was living down in down in Charleston Xfinity does did like what spectrums doing out here they they lock in an area
02:41:01
Speaker
And nobody else can come in and kind of monopolize it or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they do. Yep, yep. But AT&T started getting in. And my house I had down in Charleston, um our our development, they came through, and that's exactly what they did. They did the same thing. They're like, hey, you know, we have a new internet. This is how much it's going to cost.
02:41:23
Speaker
And if you pay so much extra a month, this this price will be locked in for free. well when when they When I got AT&T internet, it was mind-boggling how much faster it was.
02:41:37
Speaker
Yeah, if your five the fiber optics is is great. i mean, it's good. And I used to work for AT&T, andnc so I know. Yeah. like I helped roll out that U-verse shit when it first came out.
02:41:49
Speaker
Yeah, and the and the problem with... Which, again, is mind-boggling to me. The problem with, like, Spectrum and Xfinity is you're, like, on a shared network. Yeah, up to 500 other people. 499 other people could be on that same connection.
02:42:04
Speaker
Yeah, so, like, where I live, you know, in the community, you know, it's like a like that complex or whatever you want to call it. You know, we have the condos on the side, like, where I'm at, and then we've got apartments behind us.
02:42:19
Speaker
i don't even know how many units are here. But everybody's on Xfinity. And if everybody's home at the same time, you know we're on the same network. Yeah, and then if you got, like, the same bedtime, like, everybody's watching porn at the same time, that's just going to ruin the network. like and flo And now it's summertime, so all the goddamn kids are home. And I think that's what's killing me on Tuesdays and Wednesdays when I start my show. lag yeah Oh, yeah, those are big porn days. Yeah. yeah Like, everybody's home, everybody's
02:42:49
Speaker
Eating dinner. They're all filming TikToks. That's what's going on. Sons of bitches in their TikTok. thought we were banning TikTok in the United States of America.
02:43:01
Speaker
No, no, because some little ass bought it and now it's okay. Son of bitch. Yep. Yep. Mm-hmm. My feelings. Hey, you guys.
02:43:13
Speaker
I got to work at 5 a.m. tomorrow for some double time. It has been great as always. Once again, I appreciate it. Sorry about the problems. No worries, Pat. We always enjoy having you up and hanging out with us, brother.
02:43:26
Speaker
Yeah, good shit, bro. have a Have a lovely evening and good luck at work. I will look into them and see how to get them fixed. We even bought damn Streamlabs $25. Damn. labs Fix shit right now.
02:43:45
Speaker
Get interview funds. Sons of bitches.
02:43:50
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous. Retiring for the night, ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Sir Pat Knight.
02:44:01
Speaker
Have a good one, brother. Take it easy, bro. lounge and laugh live. Check them guys out. Go give Sir Pat a follow. He does good stuff over there. He's a solo act. He does good stuff over there.
02:44:16
Speaker
And then there were two. And then shout out to his sobriety. I see he's still hanging tough with his non-alcoholic beverages, which I'm partaking in mind myself tonight.
02:44:26
Speaker
Even though I'm being made fun of, I don't care. Hey, hey, I didn't make fun you about the non-alcoholic part. I made that clear. made that very fucking clear. I almost bought non-alcoholic Budweiser because I love Budweiser. Like that was my beer for, I mean, from the time I started drinking all the way up until I switched to late beer, I drank Budweiser. I almost bought the the Budweiser non-alcoholic, which I may do the next time I'm on call just to try it and see.
02:44:55
Speaker
But this Piccolo Ultra is not bad. it's it's It's pretty good. It's going to be weird doing a Saturday night show and staying sober. This might be the first time I've ever done it.
02:45:06
Speaker
Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy, but good for you. You know, you don't need that shit. Well, it's totally but it's only because I'm on call. i'm not doing it for any reason other than the fact that I'm on call.
02:45:19
Speaker
Well, fuck that. Well, fuck that then, sissy. I get called into work. There you go. All right. Relax. Relax.
02:45:31
Speaker
all right there's
02:45:36
Speaker
yes like well yeah chuck just keeps going he's going that's good She just kind of dies down. It gets all crazy and slowly dies down.
02:45:59
Speaker
Oh, have you heard anything more about your promotion? Yay, nay? yeah I didn't get it. They hired the white guy, didn't they? Yeah. Damn it. I don't know yet. I'll find out who they they picked for it. But, I mean, i got feedback from two different regional managers, and it was basically the same exact thing, and they didn't give me anything to work on, you know?
02:46:24
Speaker
So I basically should have gotten it. I think they just had somebody that they wanted already in that spot, you know? ah They already had their mind made up, but they wanted to do the – do the red they got yeah Yeah, go through the process. and Yeah, the company that I was at prior to where I'm at now, they did that. And and like my boss was up my ass about applying for the assistant or the maintenance supervisor position.
02:46:59
Speaker
his like i mean, it had a great they hadt it had a really nice pay bump. But I wasn't all that interested in it. And like, then come to find out it was just for the process, just so they can say that they had other applicants. I'm like, he wasted my fucking time and energy and did a bullshit ass interview when he already had somebody in mind that can't do that. Somebody that I have to train to be my supervisor.
02:47:26
Speaker
I'm already training a manager to do my job so he can tell me how to do it. Now I got to train another guy to do my job so he can tell me how to do it. That makes sense. you know Yeah. and And I mean, I was, um I'm going for a general manager position, right?
02:47:43
Speaker
So, I mean, the good thing is though, is that like the director of this area, like he's brought my name up a few times in discussions in the background, apparently. So, I mean, like,
02:47:55
Speaker
I'll get the position, so that's fine. I'm going to take some vacation first to make sure I have that you know used up a little bit because I have a feeling i want I'm not going to get used a bunch right off the bat. But I mean, if they didn't give me anything to work on, the way I see it is like, that means I'm ready.
02:48:13
Speaker
they They know I'm ready. Yeah, exactly. ye So I'll get it. I'm not too worried about it.
02:48:22
Speaker
told them, yeah, that was like, yeah not now, but you'll get there. you Eventually. And see, that's the thing. It wasn't even like, a you know, you you're almost there. No, it was none of that. It was like, yeah, yeah you're you're you're totally ready. It's all good, you know, kind of thing. Because if you give me nothing to work on, then that means there were no flaws in the interview, basically. They kept saying how professional i was and shit like that. had great answers for all the questions and
02:48:57
Speaker
hours. You tell me what you would do in that situation. Smart guy. he No, they fucking, he asked, like, i have, look, I'm a manager. I'm an i'm an assistant general manager, right?
02:49:12
Speaker
I used to be more like a site manager, but they now they changed into assistant general manager. So um I have access to all the forms and guides for interviews.
02:49:23
Speaker
You know, so of course I'm going to look at the interview guide and and have good answers for the questions like, oh, what makes a good leader? Yeah. Okay. Boom. Got this. All right. You know, I got all these answers in my head, just kind of ready to, you know, BS it out.
02:49:38
Speaker
And all of a sudden he's like, so what did you do to prepare for this interview? Oh, Fucking nothing, bro. I read the fucking interview guide. What the fuck you mean? I did my job. That's what I did.
02:49:50
Speaker
Sheet sheet, motherfucker. I did tell him that. I was like, well, i read the interview guide.
02:49:57
Speaker
you know what's You know what's crazy? A lot of these younger people out there, they're going for interviews and stuff, and they're getting on like ChatGPT and all that, and they they put in the company and the job,
02:50:11
Speaker
and and then they like ask for, i don't know how they word it, but they put in there like the interview questions and stuff like that. And ChatCPT will pull up like a mock interview. What?
02:50:24
Speaker
And then they give you then like as you scroll and you see the questions and whatnot, down at the bottom, they tell you how to answer the questions. so um' well So you're going for a job that you may not be qualified for,
02:50:39
Speaker
And you're giving them the answers they want to hear. But then at the end of the day, when it comes down to doing the job, you don't know how to do it. So here's you're not going to be there very long if it's a smart company.
02:50:52
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Bro, one of the questions he asked me, which was a good one. Like, no one ever asked me a question like this. And he was like, tell me a time that you've built a team and that team challenged your management skills or style or something like that.
02:51:09
Speaker
i like oh good motherfucker but you know i know how to answer or whatever so yeah no that's it i've always gotten those questions like tell us a time where you encountered a problem at work uh and you worked through it and then you then you kind of like bumble fuck your way through it and they're like and then they basically ask the same question but then they say tell us the time you had an issue with a co-worker what did you do as Well, the truthful answer is I smacked him in the face with a brick.
02:51:41
Speaker
I waited until we clocked out and and met him by the fucking car and told him he does that shit again. I'm to fuck him up. I'm going to fuck his wife up right in front of him. And then ran his dog over.
02:51:53
Speaker
Hey, hey, hey. Leave the dog alone. Run his kid over or something. Not the dog. Run his kid over. My dog looked up too, like, huh? What?
02:52:06
Speaker
So sometimes you got to let somebody know you're serious. All right. No, but yeah, no, I, uh, the, one of the last interviews I had, I said, look, I said, let's just cut to the chase. You see my resume, you see my experience, you see, you see what I've done.
02:52:26
Speaker
Instead of asking me all these questions, just, just make me the offer and let me show you what I can do. I'll give you 90 days. And if you're not happy, I'll leave. ah like i don't are you Are you still dancing at that club to this day or what?
02:52:41
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been dancing there for a while now. I may pay the bills. in your machine I've been working my way through medical school for the last 25 years, but you know. I've been dancing, dancing for money.
02:52:55
Speaker
I don't know, man. I'm just like at that point where I'm just so, i don't know if it's because of age or what it is, but it's just like, eh. confidence right there and a little bit of like, you know, look, look, look let's just stop bullshitting each other. We've both been through this fucking, you know, so many times.
02:53:13
Speaker
Like you, you read my resume, you know why I'm here. Just let's, let's just do this. You know, let's, let's just cut to the chase. I'll give you 90 days. You tell me at the end of the 90 days or, you know, yeah if you want me to stick around or if you don't want me to stick around, then either way. You call me. I'll be.
02:53:31
Speaker
yeah and I'll be honest when it comes to like the level of, of i would say management that they teach you about at this company is so far but behind or at like such a lower level, I would say.
02:53:50
Speaker
such a, like, so much lower of level than, like, let's say AT&T, where I used to work at. And let me tell you something, that might not sound like much, but AT&T will put you through Harvard business classes when you get up into their management.
02:54:04
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So, like, it's it's no fucking joke, you know?
02:54:09
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e some of these Some of these cell phone companies, even, you know, like, You know, i've been I've been dealing with T-Mobile for so long. and Like, I just always go to the same store, and it's always the same guys in there. You kind of get to know them.
02:54:23
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Man, some of the shit, the training and shit that they go through, man, that's like when they leave T-Mobile, they're set up to go yeah somewhere else. oh yeah Like, they can walk into anywhere and and jump into a management role.
02:54:35
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That's what I did. I left AT&T and then, you know, I went into, well, I went to this easy job. Well, okay, you know, you go to a couple things in between. and then I found this, this cake job. To me, it was cake, but apparently some people thought it was hard. I guess I just had been prepared for it.
02:54:52
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Right. And I did that for like 10 years. And then I left that and i got, It was like a three or four dollar, know, an hour difference plus overtime. And i went to go do residential HVAC.
02:55:06
Speaker
And then that lasted for about eight months. I got laid off. And then I started doing this stuff. I should probably should have just went back. But, you know, they didn't, they didn't, uh, for some reason, even though I was like number one in the nation for three years in a row and multiple categories of like sales and shit, they just weren't looking at me for management at that other job where i was at for 10 years. So I didn't go back to there, you know, cause I was like, I know what I'm worth.
02:55:32
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And like at this job, I got hired as like, um, basically a manager and training and then you know look i moved my way up real quick and easy no problem um so i mean it's no big deal i guess you could say but i would have liked to have stayed at that easy fucking job yeah well and i also i you know i think like just just years of experience with some companies just speaks volumes like well i love where i'm at now um
02:56:05
Speaker
you know, I mean, like anybody, I can always make a little bit more money, but I love the job. And pretty much anywhere I go doing what I do, it's all easy for me. cause Just some days are more stressed. Like today, I mean, it was an it was just stressful.
02:56:20
Speaker
But, you know, looking back at it, it was like it was really easy. It was just stressful in the moment because it was all coming so fast. And it was like just rapid and fire, one thing after another.
02:56:33
Speaker
But the job itself is easy and I can go anywhere and do the work that I do. And it's going to be easy just because I've been doing it for so fucking long.
02:56:42
Speaker
Well, no, that job I was doing for 10 years, I basically like central and the east coast of Florida. I would just visit a lot of retail locations like Best Buys and Walmarts and I would check up on the, um,
02:56:57
Speaker
Like the displays there that were my products and then I would train the associates there and then I would do like trainings, you know Like group trainings and stuff at their meetings and stuff like that and you know do special events You know, maybe for Disney or some shit for that brand like it all depends whatever So I had to me didn't shit I just drove around all the time hung out with some people took some pictures wrote up some reports fix some displays Like this shit ain't nothing. I had a guy over in Tampa that he he eventually went to work for a competitor.
02:57:34
Speaker
Um, and he was telling me that he was working, you know, for my company, uh, but over in Tampa and he said he quit because it was like, it just too big of a territory. i was like, what are you talking about? Like my territory toy is like twice years ago.
02:57:48
Speaker
He was like, no, I just couldn't do the scheduling. And I'm like, really? i love doing the scheduling. Cause like you get paid by the mile. in between stores so like i picked a store close to my house and i worked my way out and if i can work my way halfway back in i will you know and i get to leave at whatever time i want in the morning you know as long as the store is open have to visit like total fucking freedom like how could you not like that and he with his job that the competitor he had to stay at one store eight hours a day
02:58:24
Speaker
Like screw that shit, bro when you when you only have to be at a store For like an unknown specified amount of time the people there don't know when you're coming or how long you're supposed to be there Yeah, and you yeah you have so many stores They can't possibly call and check up on all your stores So you go in there for five to ten minutes and just chill in the parking lot you go shopping you check the clearance aisles You know what i mean? Like
02:58:52
Speaker
that's That's how it was when I worked at Orkin, man. When I worked for Orkin down in South Carolina, I kind of made my schedule up as I, ah you know, I worked a lot of long days, but that was just because my route was so big, but, you know. Got paid, though.
02:59:07
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no ray Yeah, It was weird because I was salary and they did this weird mathematical equation for overtime um where they like broke down your salary and
02:59:22
Speaker
basically what it was per hour. And then they gave you a percentage of that. That was overtime. It was weird, but I mean, I made really good money at working. Hey, the fact that they try to compensate you for overtime when you're on salary is awesome.
02:59:36
Speaker
That's, that's great. That was, that was huge. But I mean, there were days like, like I had, I had this one section of Charleston downtown. It was like the shopping area and I can hit, like, I can start at seven and i can hit like 30 or 40 services and be done by two o'clock and then you know all they're looking at is holy shit he did 30 services today they didn't look at what time i started or what time i ended my day they're just like holy shit but they didn't know that little ass shops that take me like five minutes to do it to a post control treatment on because they're
03:00:18
Speaker
I don't know if you have any areas like this down and down there. These shops were as big as a walk-in closet. you' been finish like I spent more time chatting chatting with the employees than I would actually do in my doing pest control because it was so just fucking stupid easy.
03:00:36
Speaker
um Just do a little twirl and you spray it all four corners. Yeah. Or I'd hit up like the gas stations, the 7-Elevens. We had a contract with them nationwide.
03:00:47
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And I could do like 15 to 20 of them in a day and I could stay open. They were 24. They were open 24 seven. So if I knew I had shit planned, I'd start my day at like four or five in the morning, rock out a whole bunch them and be done by 11, 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
03:01:04
Speaker
As long as nothing else popped up and was and all they looked at was, oh shit, he did X amount of services on his route. Cool. We're happy with that.
03:01:16
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like We're not going question him. He's got this many jobs done. You've been you know you got other guys that work from like seven to seven and they get five jobs done because they're fucking off all day. you know If you know how to work the system, work the system. a I tell guys that all the time. You've got 20 work orders. 15 of them are going to take you five minutes, but you go up there and fucking spend 45 minutes on every work order. What are you doing?
03:01:44
Speaker
You know what I'm Lack of experience or something. i don't know. But I ah used to work for a property management company and guys all the time, you got a lot of fucking downtime, Glick.
03:01:55
Speaker
All the time we see you, you're just sitting around. Yeah. You got any complaints from my tenants in the buildings? Anybody upset about anything? Building falling a apart? Building on fire? You know, like, no. Just shut the fuck up and mind your business. Worry about yourself.
03:02:13
Speaker
but Oh, my God. The people under me, I love it. They always bitch about, you know, the managers not doing the same work that they're doing. And I keep trying to tell them, what the fuck do you think we hired you for? First and foremost, like, what do you think we fucking hired you so we could do your job?
03:02:35
Speaker
No. Why not? Why didn't you guys do that? yeah um I'm like, what the fuck? And then when we do their job, we do it so much better and faster.
03:02:48
Speaker
Right. And there's people, there's this guy that he's been there like three years longer than me. Right. And like, don't get me wrong. He knows his stuff for the most part, but the speed is not his best friend.
03:03:01
Speaker
And like, we got these new people and the same thing. It's like, look, we got to clean this shit over here. And they'll start cleaning it. And I'll clean like, I don't know, 75% of it by the time they're done with 10%.
03:03:17
Speaker
And I'm like, what what like what what takes you so long? Are you just not trying? Because I'm lazy. And I don't like to work like this. You know? I'd rather just fucking get it done. And the whole shit needs to get it done.
03:03:29
Speaker
I'm stuck here for eight hours a day. I'm going to rock my shit out as quick as I can and have as much downtime as possible. yeah you know and then they wonder why why i get to just kind of do whatever the fuck i want well i got a lot of work done around here you guys don't yeah you know and you're in management so you know like i i don't want nothing to i have no desire to be in a supervisor role or manager role i've been there i've done that i it's i just ah i don't want to i don't want to politic you know what i mean i don't want to deal with all the crap
03:04:07
Speaker
So, but I've told i've told guys before when i' at other jobs, I'm like, it's not it's not working hard or constantly looking busy. They're not looking at that. What they're looking at is how much you're getting done. They don't give a shit if if you're in if if if you're in here fucking off in the shop, as long as they can look at the look at the computer and go, oh,
03:04:36
Speaker
Well, he started the day with 15 work orders and he got 10 of them done. Sweet. pro Productivity. That's all they care about. What's the return on their investment? you know What's the ah ROI?
03:04:47
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yeah that That's all they want to know. and And in the maintenance world, you know like you know when i when when I worked at the med center,
03:04:59
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um they they they they watched work orders to see how quick they were getting, they they wanted work orders to be done. It's like kind of working at a, working for like, like Abercrombie safe and you work in the distribution center and they're like, they want 65 pieces picked an hour or something like that.
03:05:22
Speaker
That's all they're looking at. If you do 120 pieces in an hour, they're not looking at how long it took you. They're looking at, oh, he's got 120 pieces. Cool.
03:05:32
Speaker
He's on, he's on pace, you know? So, or he's ahead of pace or whatever, but it's like, sometimes people are like, oh go no, no, no, no. I'm not killing myself for this shit. I'm 45 years old, bro. It'll take me 45 minutes to change a light bulb. It takes me 30 seconds.
03:05:50
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right
03:05:55
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I'm going to spend more time looking for the parts and pieces that I need than I'm going to spend fucking doing the actual work. Okay. I thought you were going to bed, sir, Pat. I'm actually, I gotta go to bed though.
03:06:10
Speaker
It's my bedtime. I was, but I just watched a Google video and I'm thinking a gig fix. I think you got it, man. think I think you might. Let's do the penis test again. Say penis.
03:06:25
Speaker
I had to reset my computer. Nope, maybe not. Penis. Oh, yeah, nope, you don't got it. You got a bad delay still.
03:06:36
Speaker
damn it why do you do this to me i mean we we can try the peanut test again if you want we'll do it you know one two three back to the drawing boards boys back to the drawing boards had that happen to me before and i've i've had to go through like the internet and restarting my laptop and refreshing my browser like clearing out my what is that the the cookies and the cache and all that crap like just breaking everything down it's like oh finally get it man every little fucking thing can just throw your fucking like I think what's fucking up my computer right now is the amount of shit that I have on WhatsApp because I have like all my backgrounds and pictures and everything like that I send a WhatsApp and then I upload them onto StreamYard
03:07:36
Speaker
So I think that's what's kicking my ass. Well, I mean, whatever's uploaded to StreamYard, like, StreamYard should be able to handle it because they only, like, to put so much in there.
03:07:47
Speaker
Yeah, so, well, I think it's my my laptop in general because, it like, earlier had a notification that i had to I had to delete a whole bunch of shit. I had to make room because my storage was, like, cool.
03:08:02
Speaker
Yeah, if you're that close to the end of your storage, then um yeah, shit's going to run weird and slow. Yeah. So I cleaned out about four gigs while Wally and I were talking earlier. Damn, bro, that's a lot of porn.
03:08:16
Speaker
Well, it was all like downloaded shows and stuff like that. Because I have to download the audio off the stream here. I download the audio off the stream here and then I can upload it onto Zencaster.
03:08:27
Speaker
And I just forget to delete stuff after I've uploaded it. And then I get yelled and then I got to go through and plus I got a ton of fucking music on my laptop that I could probably do away with because most of it's on StreamYard, but then at the same time, it's like as soon as I delete something, I can't fucking find it. like God damn it.
03:08:47
Speaker
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03:08:49
Speaker
Now I got to re-upload it.
03:08:54
Speaker
It's a quiet night here tonight. It's really fucking quiet. I can't believe this shit. Kind of weird. Yeah, now that I feel bad, I'm going to have to go. oh yeah gotta You're good. I'm going to throw up some music real quick. I'm going to go take a piss and grab me a couple more of my of my feminine drinks.
03:09:20
Speaker
Then I'm going to come back and feel like a pretty, pretty princess. I'm going to grab some Some non-cervazis cervezas.
03:09:34
Speaker
I'm trying to be a responsible adult. and i just I still wanted to have that that beer taste. you know did i would have felt I could get that. how you get that you know i would I think I would have felt so awkward and just dirty. just like feel like I'm cheating if I'm doing this show and I'm not drink drinking something that tastes like beer.
03:09:55
Speaker
Drinking a fucking Gatorade. Over here drinking fucking virgin daiquiris and virgin margaritas. move We getting fucked was that a shirley temple click's going in tonight we were watching the show last night he had 14 margaritas 27 strawberry daiquiris and he wasn't even phased he's a fucking champ but and we you know what we should do that we should just have like bottles of apple juice and the other one string
03:10:30
Speaker
put up an empty liquor bottle. Yeah. Well, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The apple juice inside liquor bottles and shit. Yeah, just chug them all night long. Yeah, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, take a shot. Let's take a shot, ladies and gentlemen.
03:10:45
Speaker
Lightweight. Pussy, look at you falling out. We've only been live for two hours and you're passed out drunk. What the hell's wrong with you? We're about to open our second bottle. Yeah.
03:10:58
Speaker
Come on. Pussy. We got diabetes he just put water and vodka bottles No, I don't know I didn't feel hydrate the next day at all
03:11:10
Speaker
theer drinking apple juice and virgin marery we got diabetes hes he's got alcohol wood yeah just just put water and vocco bottles like no i don't know irated the next day at all Yeah, I felt great, man. I don't know i don't know what you're talking about. yeah Waking up the piss.
03:11:34
Speaker
That's my problem. Oh, man. No, I'm already to that point where I'm like, fuck, bro. But, you know, like if if you work later towards when you have to go to sleep, kind of you kind of have to drink late. so Yeah, you gotta drink a little bit.
03:11:54
Speaker
i'm like why I just sleep with a ah it' a catheter. Nice. It's like that on Tuesdays and Wednesdays because you know I drink water you drink water or whatever during the show and I've got like those 40 ounce tu tumblers and I'll drink three or four of them and then it's like every 20 minutes, man. I lay down after the show and I'm up every 20 minutes taking a piss because I've got so much fucking water on my bladder it's ridiculous yeah i would say after i do like the uh this friday stream you know you gotta think i'm sitting there pretty much that whole time and drinking coffee and maybe some water or whatever and yeah i'm not i'm not going to the bathroom or nothing so afterwards i go to the bathroom then i go to bed and i gotta wake up go to work the next day so
03:12:51
Speaker
Yeah, I usually I usually wake up on my five hours sleep that I get. but but That's about what I get every night, about somewhere around that area. I'm good with that. I've been a functioning insomniac most of my life.
03:13:04
Speaker
So I'm good. Yeah, I'm going to get about four to four and a half hours, probably four hours of sleep tonight. so You get up way too early on a Sunday, too.
03:13:15
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I could probably get up a half hour later, but like I'd rather just get up and have that time to wake wake up instead of try to rush through my morning.
03:13:26
Speaker
I wake up about 15 to 10 minutes before I leave. I get up, brush my hair brush my hair, brush my teeth, brush my beard, throw my clothes on, and head out the door.
03:13:39
Speaker
am not waking up. i am not waken up An hour, half hour early. Like, fuck all that. I wake up and I i cook some breakfast.
03:13:51
Speaker
Some ah eggs. with I sprinkle some bacon bits shit in there. Like minced bacon. Yeah. So I make a little bacon, egg and cheese sandwich every morning. Then I give the dog some bacon and eggs and throw that in her food. um Then I gotta get ready and shit and then walk her And then I got i gotta smoke.
03:14:14
Speaker
And then I'll leave for work. but Yeah, no, I don't. Even the you and like now, kids are older, man. They wake up themselves like during school. Now that my daughter's driving, shit, they're gone and on their way to school before I wake up. It's great. I love having a teenager that drives.
03:14:31
Speaker
That's crazy. Yeah, I don't have any kids. That's just me and my dog. I still do that shit. yeah i don't even Even when I was taking them to school in the morning, I would get up, do my routine about 10, 15 minutes before I had to leave. I'm up, getting dressed, doing my shit, and out the door, grabbing my Pepsi, and waking up as we go.
03:14:56
Speaker
Yeah, if I didn't have to take care of the animals and shit, I'd still make breakfast just because it's hard for me to buy food when I'm out, so I might as well just make my own shit.
03:15:07
Speaker
It's the most chill of the day.
03:15:12
Speaker
Yeah, and I always eat when I get to work, too. So no matter whether I go to work at, like, 6 in the morning or I go to work at 3 in the afternoon, like, that's when I eat breakfast. Oh, jeez.
03:15:23
Speaker
I'll usually sometimes, like, take little snacky things in my in my lunch and kind of snack on them throughout the day before I eat my lunch. But... Well, no, and then I'll bring, i bring like, a little snack thing, hopefully, like, a piece of fruit if I can.
03:15:40
Speaker
and then i i bring uh i usually just eat some like tuna and chips like i dip it or take the chips and like ranch tuna and i just dip that and then it's it's something that like it gives you some protein but it's not going to weigh you down and make you tired and you can eat it quick if you want to and if something happens you get because i don't normally i don't even clock out for lunch i just eat while i'm working yeah So if I get bothered while I'm eating, I got to leave my food there and go do whatever.
03:16:11
Speaker
Yeah, unfortunately, we kind of have the same thing. like It's like, oh, man, I just literally just sat down. and um um you know But it happens. you know It's one of those things, depending upon what you do, it happens. And you just kind of just got to roll with it.
03:16:25
Speaker
But yeah it that's I got the get the little snacky snacks for the morning and before lunch and maybe even sometimes after lunch, depending upon how the day is going. But I used to do that, too. I used to get those, the tuna and cracker packs. and That's a great little snack.
03:16:44
Speaker
What is it? A little cracker pack? Yeah, a little tuna and cracker packs. Yeah. I can't eat some chips anymore, but... yeah. when ah When I worked for Orkin, we had Smoothie King was an account. Oh, man. Yeah.
03:17:02
Speaker
I had a few Smoothie Kings that I took care of. Man, I'd get their fucking meal replacement smoothies with the protein and everything in Those things were fun. Oh, that chocolate peanut butter, I think it is, they have?
03:17:12
Speaker
i think I think that was the one of the chocolate peanut butter. A chocolate or something. Yeah, that one. I would do their peanut butter and banana one. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:17:22
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That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. And then it would hit the spot. I wasn't hungry. Got my protein and everything in. Like, I was ready to rock and roll. That was my jam. I used to drink a lot of fucking smoothies.
03:17:35
Speaker
guys are bars for Back when they were like $7 for the big one. I used
03:17:43
Speaker
i used to drink a lot. I need to get back into that habit. Well, if I can start going back to the gym like I keep saying I'm going to, I probably will get back into the habit of drinking a lot of smoothies.
03:17:54
Speaker
Nice little meal replacement.
03:18:01
Speaker
Yeah, I'd like to just start, you know, if I could just start getting in a good habit of doing calisthenics at home, I'd be happy. I keep seeing that and I've been thinking about doing that, but I don't know. I don't know.
03:18:15
Speaker
i promise you it's better than doing nothing. This is true. This is true. But I walk a lot at work. You know, it's part of my job. I would i need to one day, I just need to, like, get a step counter on my phone or some shit.
03:18:31
Speaker
Just see how many steps you get. Like, just do it for a week she and see what average in a day because I walk a lot at work. But um I got my nice little workout, my little gym routine that I do that works great for me. I just have to get the motivation to force myself to go to the gym, which has not been there.
03:18:50
Speaker
Well, see, I wanted to, I wanted to get like a pull-up bar, right. And put it, put it somewhere in the back at work through like a door that you go through multiple times throughout the day. And then, you know, you basically tell yourself, you make a rule.
03:19:04
Speaker
And it's like, every time you pass under it, you got do three pull-ups, you know, or, you know, if you could do three. You know what mean? and But you think by the by the end of the day, you've done a lot of pull-ups. And then by the end of the week, you've done a hell of a lot of pull-ups. And before you know it, you're going to raise up the amount of pull-ups you're doing. because Yeah, from three to six. From six, you know you start doubling numbers.
03:19:28
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See, that's I'm um'm very routine. And if I get into the routine of going to the gym, then um then I'm locked in. you know I won't break that cycle. But it's yeah that's been the problem that I've run into.
03:19:41
Speaker
lately is I start to get into that routine in the last year or so. I start to get into that routine and then something comes up and it breaks that routine and then it just fucks me all up. Because then I'm like, I'll go tomorrow.
03:19:54
Speaker
I'll go tomorrow. and when yeah once you Once you put it off, it's like, yes put off yeah, put Then I look back and I'm like, I've been saying I'm going to go tomorrow for the last two months.
03:20:05
Speaker
Oh, damn. Oh, damn.
03:20:12
Speaker
It's a rumbling in and a grumbling outside. Sounds like we got some storms coming here. Oh, shit. no We don't have any storms for like couple of days at least.
03:20:23
Speaker
Hmm. It's been nice. so me They're calling for storms all next week. We'll see what happens. We shall see. It sounds like it's rumbling and grumbling outside right now.
03:20:36
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Shit.
03:20:41
Speaker
I was about to start rumbling and grumbling. She wants to play. She's looking for a toy. Go get your toy. Get your toy. It's time to go to bed. It's not time to play, dog.
03:20:51
Speaker
seriously not Seriously. well If you got jump off here, man, don't.
03:21:03
Speaker
Feel free. I was going to tell you, it's about 1130. That's the latest I can stay on. Yeah, I don't want to keep you up any later than you need to be. Like I said, I'm going to throw on a quick song. Hopefully Rocky will be popping in here soon. Hey, next week, though, I'm taking the whole weekend off.
03:21:25
Speaker
So I plan on staying on all night. Hell yeah. I like ah might even, who knows, because neg next Saturday is 4th July.
03:21:36
Speaker
So I don't know if you guys are even streaming. We're still doing ours our stream on Friday, far as I know. It's not the 4th of July. That's like next month. but No, but on the 4th of July, I'm to do that too. oh i Well, i don't know if i I don't know if we'll be sure. I probably won't. i'm on Again, I'm on call that weekend.
03:21:58
Speaker
But ah if there, well, I'll leave it up to Rocky and Wally, but if there is a stream, it'll probably be late, but there may not be a stream on July 4th.
03:22:10
Speaker
Actually, that'll be back-to-back weekends. I don't, ah cause I won't do a stream. I may not do a stream on the 4th and then we're on vacation from the 9th to the 13th of July. I'm gonna take the kids up to the lake for correct a long weekend.
03:22:30
Speaker
It could be fun, it could be miserable You're not going to Crystal Lake, are you? Yeah, right? Surprise, kids! We're going to Crystal Lake Sad part about it is my kids know that movie They'll probably be like, fuck yeah, dad! This is cool This is going to be best ever, man Best vacation ever, dad now we're going up to We're going up to Lake Erie for the weekend There's like this, uh, born and raised here in Ohio. There's a spot up there. it's called Geneva on the lake, but it's like the, it's like an old school, um, like, uh, like resort type place. Um, breakfast.
03:23:11
Speaker
No, so it's got ah they've got shopping and restaurants and bars and, our kids and stuff like that. and then they got all the little houses and shit it for the way it's described in the way it, you look at it online.
03:23:23
Speaker
It literally looks like something right out of like dirty dancing. you know Oh, nice. like frozen in time. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, well, it's just one of those hidden gems here in Ohio. We were looking for, you know, what we wanted to do this summer with the kids and we,
03:23:39
Speaker
came across it and showed the kids, and they were like, hell yeah, that looks cool as shit. Let's do that. So we're going to go up there. We're staying close to the strip, so we'll be able to walk to pretty much everywhere we want to go, shopping and food. and ah The beach is couple minutes walk away. Actually, I think we might have a house that has a view of the lake. I can't remember. don't know. It'll be a good time, though.
03:24:06
Speaker
It'll be a good time. It's kind of up in the air because know we're going to go see fireworks and it'll just depend on what else we get into that night. But I know I'm on call that weekend, so I won't be. in It'll be another sober weekend. Boom.
03:24:22
Speaker
I know last year I didn't go see fireworks because, you know, the dog goes crazy. She gets real scared. I could just lock her in the crate, though. You know what i mean? and Go do something. And that way I know she's not going to, like, tear the house.
03:24:34
Speaker
Yeah. but just Just put her just get you a closet or something and soundproof it and be like, go play in here.
03:24:45
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You'll be fine. Well, yeah. But next weekend, though, for sure, if I'm not too hungover, know, you might get a you might get a drunk shaman on Saturday night. Fuck yeah. Well, we'll definitely be in full effect next weekend. That's for sure.
03:24:56
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Yeah. Yeah. No doubt. All right, man. Well, I guess you have a great rest of your night. Brother, you do the same. Appreciate you hanging out with me.
03:25:09
Speaker
My pleasure. Thanks for having me on. Always, always. You're always welcome. All right, bro. Have a good one. All right, have a good one, brother.
03:25:20
Speaker
but We are to go take a quick piss break. Grab me a couple beverages.
03:25:30
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ah You know what? Here we go. little Glick and Wally here. And maybe Rocky will be back soon. Or he'll be back up in here soon. We'll see what happens.
03:25:43
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It's the end of the day.
03:25:50
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You already know we run this place.
03:26:14
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Bye. Bye. Bye.
03:26:37
Speaker
still run this place.
03:27:06
Speaker
Sasquatch walking in with that boom bap shake. Break the walls down and get out our way.
03:27:19
Speaker
Glick and Wally here and they're here to stay. Oh, cold room freeze when the red lights glow.
03:27:29
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Everybody
03:27:32
Speaker
Put the whole network straight from the dirt. Now the whole damn movement.
03:27:40
Speaker
We'll be right back.
03:28:04
Speaker
We still run this place. Sasquatch walking in. With that boom bap shake. Break the walls down. And get out.
03:29:07
Speaker
We already know we run this place Wow the blood brothers theme song clicking Wally daughter ugly man yeah he was He's been having fun the last couple weeks with this. You okay, baby?
03:29:28
Speaker
Yeah, it's been going on for a while now. Yeah. but but Yeah, it's been rumbling and grumbling for a hot minute now.
03:29:40
Speaker
I'm surprised it's just now waking you up. Yeah. But shout out to Rocky. He's been having a lot of fun um with the... Well, this is a little typo. This is a little typo, but it's the nonsensical network wrestling doing on his 2K, WWE 2K. I don't know what year he has, but he's been... I wish I had screenshots ah or or whatever of of all of our wrestlers. here He did the...
03:30:16
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creator wrestler for everybody myself wally uh him uh jedi shaman i think sir pat's on there um i don't know who else is on there but he's he's working on making uh making wrestlers for everybody they're doing a little uh little theme song work as well the shaman one's actually kind of fire i don't have i don't have walleye wallop walleyes i don't have WALL-E or Jedi's theme song, but Shaman's is pretty fire here, too.
03:30:49
Speaker
Shaman! Shaman! Shaman! Roll another one!
03:31:08
Speaker
Big smoke drift
03:31:22
Speaker
Windows crack while we float all night One deep pool, got my mind on cruise I just puffin' like I got something to prove Blow it to the sky, let the whole place break Everybody chill when the smoke get raised Pass that around, let the good times spend Charmaine, let the night begin Charmaine
03:32:19
Speaker
No stress here, let the whole world wait. Shaman smoke at the home, I'm straight. Shaman, light it up again. Shaman, light it up again.
03:32:31
Speaker
Shaman, light it up again. Shaman, light it up again.
03:32:57
Speaker
Shout out to Shaman. Yeah, unfortunately, i don't have like Wally's individual theme song or Jedi's. I started the show out with mine and I'm going to end the show with mine. So you guys may have heard it if you were here at the beginning. And if you're here at the end, you'll hear it at the end.
03:33:13
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Don't forget, we do have the the open door challenge, whatever, open panel, whatever you want to call it. Link is in the chat. We'll throw it in there one more time.
03:33:24
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um It's been a quiet night around here. It's it's and unusually quiet as far as the panel goes. Even the chat's been real quiet.
03:33:36
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But if you're watching and you want jump up in the panel and hang out, feel free to. That's the kind of the point of the Saturday night thing. We open up the panel and let as long as you're cool, don't come up here and be a douche. nobody nobody Nobody cares about your political views or your goofy-ass agenda.
03:33:52
Speaker
Yeah.
03:33:55
Speaker
We're just here to have fun and hang out and have a good time. That's what we do, man. That's what we do on the network. We try to give you guys an escape from all the bullshit in real life and the real world. du it's There's so much of it out there. So why, why, why in your free time or your spare time surround yourself with with more bullshit and fuckery unnecessarily at the end of the day?
03:34:23
Speaker
Now I hear myself saying that now that it's been pointed out. And I'm like, what a douche. I didn't realize how much I said at the end of the day until Rocky and everybody put it in a song and started calling me out.
03:34:38
Speaker
I explained this the most gangster thing I say. There used to be a comedian back in the day. I can't remember who it was. Who talked about it. God, who was that? Now it's going to drive me crazy.
03:34:53
Speaker
but that's what he said he's like i had a friend who used to think he was gangster the most gangster shit he always said it was at the end of the day and then he would like the most like most random shit of there like at the end of the day you could have scrambled eggs or not
03:35:15
Speaker
oh i just didn't realize i said it that much until i was called out on it
03:35:21
Speaker
I guess that's my catchphrase. guess it was kind of like back in the day. um that cool can make the little streamer dance on my computer. That's funny. Squirrel, sorry.
03:35:33
Speaker
um Back in the day when I was on TikTok, and I used to make a lot of TikToks, apparently i always started, and I didn't realize it until it was pointed out, this little group that we were that that was part of my quote-unquote family, which actually, i miss those guys.
03:35:48
Speaker
i with there I mean, I know what a couple of them are doing, but i wonder what everybody else is doing. um They were awesome. One of the girls in the group pointed pointed out that everybody has their signature move in their TikToks, and apparently mine was you know to grab my beard and play with it. and I know that I play with my beard a lot as it is, but didn't realize how much I did it until it was pointed out, kind of like the end of the day thing. End of the day. So much that Rocky had to put it in my goddamn theme song.
03:36:26
Speaker
This is such a... If you guys were here last week or have seen last week's show,
03:36:37
Speaker
Rocky and I were fucking around and having way too much fun with this baked beef. But I made such a fire-ass song and I want to play it, but then at the same time I don't want to play it because it was literally just burying Rocky, man.
03:36:55
Speaker
It was painful to do, but it needed to be done. Yeah,
03:37:02
Speaker
Rocky, a real musician, you know, playing with AI. But, you know, he made all the he made all the the the wrestling stuff. I mean, I did an AI song, too. Then I told Rocky that I was a musician. I'm not, by no means. Not musician.
03:37:20
Speaker
um Not by no means not a musician Not a comedian, just a guy who lucky enough to hang out with real musicians and real comedians.
03:37:33
Speaker
Real comedians.
03:37:39
Speaker
But who might call it an early night? Yeah, here's here's what Rocky did for his for the show. Oh, WWE, don't know what year he has. I think it's two k twenty five maybe 24.
03:37:56
Speaker
What's cool is he's actually integrating these songs into the game. I don't know how he does that, man. I'm so dumb when it comes to computers. But ah this is the one that he did for for my theme song.
03:38:09
Speaker
At the end of the day.
03:38:18
Speaker
You already know who runs this place.
03:38:49
Speaker
With the whole room tense, big boots Don't make the floorboards bend Nonsensical network on the screen, flash red Everybody talk to click show instead Half wild man, half black outrage Whole crowd locked when he hit the stage Talk real loud till the lights go black Then the Sasquatch coming and they can't talk back Leather jacket, muddy boots, hands up high Middle fingers pointing straight at the sky He don't need approval, don't care what they say Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day And whether they love him or hate him instead He's still living rent-free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big Ben Sasquatch Yeah, the name they feel
03:39:48
Speaker
And get out of my way! Blick hit the building And he's here to
03:39:59
Speaker
stay Whole room freeze when the red light glow Blick walk in and he already know Nonsensical network built from the ground Now the whole damn crew got a powerful sound
03:40:18
Speaker
Sasquatch grin and roast everybody sitting next to him. Half the crowd cheer, half the crowd mad, but they all tune in cause the chaos too bad.
03:40:29
Speaker
And whether they love him or hate him instead, he still live rent free inside they head. At the end of the day, I'm still standing here.
03:40:42
Speaker
Big bad Sasquatch. Yeah, the name they fear.
03:40:54
Speaker
Glick hit the building
03:41:25
Speaker
It's so good badass don't care what anybody says that shit's fucking badass It just fed right into my ego at the end of the day as if I don't already have bob a big enough ego all I needed was more of an ego boost ah Yeah good stuff good stuff
03:41:56
Speaker
Perry Norcal, stuff. Perry Perry
03:42:03
Speaker
Kivolowitz, Let me double check some things I may shut it down early tonight. Perry Kivolowitz, see what happens.
03:42:41
Speaker
Got that goddamn scary image of Jedi that fucking Rocky sent me. It was wild. You guys tuned into the yeah ah Lazy Shaman show last night. You've probably seen it.
03:42:55
Speaker
That fucking shit is nightmare fuel, man. It's fucking nightmare fuel, y'all. What the fuck? AI is wild, man.
03:43:07
Speaker
It really is.
03:43:11
Speaker
I have a lot of fun though. It's a great, I have a lot of fun with it. It's been a very useful tool for me, helping me like clean up my promos and backgrounds and, uh, you know, different, different things for shows and network related stuff.
03:43:29
Speaker
Uh, cause I mean, it's the end of the day. I'm running on fumes most days. I sure as hell don't have time to sit down and,
03:43:43
Speaker
draw shit. or Not that I can. I can't du draw. allll just save my life. I'd be lucky if I could draw a fucking straight line. but a but And I don't have the computer prowess, so to say, to
03:44:00
Speaker
do the digital art, digital design like some people do. Shout out to those who do that. I don't i don't have it. So it's so nice that I can throw my ideas that are in my head onto my ChatGPT and ChatGPT is like, here's a couple options. This is what we did. What do you think? And from that, I can fine tune it and get it to where I want it to be, if need be. Sometimes they write out the gate from the information I give it, man. But it makes it, it's a a tool at the end of the day ah if it's used that way.
03:44:41
Speaker
it's a great tool to have. Unfortunately, it's also made people incredibly fucking lazy because they can do their high school and college work and shit like that just by plugging in the questions.
03:44:57
Speaker
Hey, I don't know you're a cheating cheater. So, but I love it. We got a lot of compliments too since since I started cleaning up like, uh,
03:45:09
Speaker
Promo pics for guests and backgrounds and and all that shit. Bringing that fire.
03:45:18
Speaker
With minimal effort, baby. My kind of energy. Minimal effort. But it looks really good. That's how I roll. I'm just kidding. i I am a bit of a lazy son of a bitch sometimes.
03:45:34
Speaker
But what are you to It's all about making your life easy. Boom. Boom.
03:45:44
Speaker
And that's what I'm all about.
03:45:48
Speaker
Simple.
03:45:52
Speaker
There's an old saying. Kiss. Some of you guys probably heard it. Some you guys probably haven't. Also, some of you guys probably get really offended by hearing it if somebody said it said it to you. But kiss. Keep it simple, stupid.
03:46:08
Speaker
Dumb it down.
03:46:12
Speaker
so The dumber, the better at the end of the day.
03:46:22
Speaker
I feel bad for people who, to a certain degree, I feel bad for people to a certain degree who who will overthink and overanalyze and do too much to not go anywhere.
03:46:39
Speaker
You know what I mean? Does that make sense? just talking to myself, so. I'm getting thoughts out of my head. Yeah. Like they do too much to do nothing. That's mind boggling.
03:46:51
Speaker
I'm planning on it. I'm working on it. I'm, I'm, I'm getting there. Yeah. But you're doing all this unnecessary shit. Like just do it and then fine tune it as you go.
03:47:03
Speaker
don't know. Maybe that's, maybe, maybe I'm the idiot. Maybe they're not the idiots. Maybe I'm the idiot. I don't know. That makes sense to me. i don't know. If you guys are watching the replay, or maybe if you're watching and just kind of creeping around,
03:47:17
Speaker
ah let me know what you think. that make sense? Like, doing too much to go nowhere. It's almost like the dog in the backyard chasing his tail in circles. It makes no sense.
03:47:31
Speaker
He does it. He doesn't ever really go anywhere. it doesn't really achieve anything. But he keeps trying. He's working on it.
03:47:40
Speaker
I don't know. This is just the combination of ah tired and yeah just tired. accommodation Just being tired.
03:47:53
Speaker
Let's see it in my eyes. mike God, I'm ready for a vacation. I need one. I like bags in my eyes. Give me some like eye patches.
03:48:04
Speaker
The shaman can call me a girl again. as it Being called a girl because I you're actually really good.
03:48:16
Speaker
I Was actually really ah and
03:48:35
Speaker
Go and respond to text messages. little radio silence. It's always good, right? It don't matter.
03:49:23
Speaker
Speaking of Rocky. Sorry. No radio silence. It's always good. Yeah. Like, seriously, I want know what your guys' opinion on that. So if you're like, watch the replay, listen to the replay on, you know, on the podcasting platforms, does does that make sense?
03:49:38
Speaker
You know, sometimes you're doing too much not to do anything. I guess that's what I, again, keep it simple, stupid. but That's what I'm trying to say. You're doing a lot to not do anything at all at the same time. It's wild.
03:49:51
Speaker
As man Smoke would say, it's wild work. It's wild work.
03:49:57
Speaker
Shout out to the Sunday Night Smoke podcast and all of our friends who do live streaming. I shouted them out early. I'll shout them out again. My man, Sunday Night Smoke, the guy responsible for that belt right there, getting me that, one of my favorite belts.
03:50:12
Speaker
He's doing his show. he pops up He pops up quite a bit lately, but he typically does Saturdays, Saturday like all day Saturdays. uh lazy and lazy and shaman the lazy shaman show on uh friday nights the live and laugh lounge with sir pat night chaka chaka fireman rich man if you guys are if you guys are up and up if you guys are up early early in the morning um and come across fireman rich check him out show him some love he's doing his don't want it what
03:50:54
Speaker
And then, of course, Tony D in the building with the fellas. He was actually live a little bit ago. He was jamming out listening to some music and shit, doing the damn thing. But, yeah. We got a few friends. We got a few friends out there left in the streaming world. but Not many.
03:51:14
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, broadcasting live breaking news, give a warm welcome to the newest face of the newsroom and the real host of nonsensical nonsense, Brock Lee!
03:51:33
Speaker
ah Fuck you bro I didn't do that You're ruining my entrance How could you Motherfucker you You got that lazy Jenna hat on tonight Yeah man he sent me and It was kind of part of the initiation I stole it from him last time when he was a bottom.
03:51:55
Speaker
I tried to warn him i tried war you. The other part of the initiation will give us a strike. We can't talk about that. you know Same thing being a Sasquatch. A fellow Sasquatch who came with some work, man.
03:52:10
Speaker
Oh, man. I just got home. Came with some work. here You can't drink tonight, buddy. hear a call. Oh, ah well, you know, those are zeros. so i did I mean, you see what that says right? It says zero. Alcoholic free brew. No shit. What's that like, man?
03:52:35
Speaker
It's actually, tastes just like a Michelobaltre. It's actually really good, dude. I almost grabbed, because I've never drank an alcoholic beer before. Yeah, me either. Yeah, ah for obvious reasons.
03:52:50
Speaker
But I almost grabbed a 12-pack of Budweiser, and then I seen the Michelob Ultra. was like, ooh, I like Michelob Ultra. Let me try it. It tastes just like a regular beer. No shit. oh mar just None of the ah none of the the buzz. None of the buzz.
03:53:05
Speaker
yeah None of the benefits and none of the negatives. So like so water. yeah I don't get the benefit. It's beer flavored water. I don't get the benefits of getting a nice buzz or youre getting a little drunk. and i know The negatives of waking up tomorrow going, why did do that? I
03:53:26
Speaker
i never wake up feeling that way anymore. i'm just like, I kind of deserved it. I deserved this. actually i Actually, well, like last like last Sunday, i had to get up. and We had a graduation party.
03:53:39
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. um And I got up, and I was fine. Yeah? o Took a shower, got dressed, drove out. hung I was golden.
03:53:50
Speaker
actually Graduation? Who who who graduated? Kayla's nephew. Oh, okay. Well, congratulations out there to the graduates. The 20 class of 2026. 2026. My bad.
03:54:09
Speaker
Graduating class of 2026. Congratulations. Congratulations, man. I feel bad for that. Who was I? I was just talking to somebody about it where they were like, The COVID era kids got fucked. They got fucked over, bro. shouldn't They didn't get prom. They didn't get fucking homecoming.
03:54:30
Speaker
Well, dude, my favorite part of graduating was when we got to freaking do, it was prank night. You know, right before the graduation, you go in and start fucking teachers shit. Like that was like my favorite part.
03:54:43
Speaker
Did you, did you do that? No, I was way too cool for that. It was all the football team and the cheerleaders in there doing it too, bro. I don't know. i was I was having parties and banging chicks. Let's just say, I'm sorry, Ms. Haskins. If you're out there, I'm i'm very sorry, Ms. Haskins, about your desk.
03:55:03
Speaker
I don't know that. I mean, we did. we did Oh, and you're your photo. We did prank the automotive teacher at the career center. But I don't know that we really did any of the prank things.
03:55:17
Speaker
No, dude. we took ah We took toilet paper and we we wrapped up all the desks together. we did spitballs all over the chalkboard. we we ah Shoot, man. i I think we took a desk out of the room and put like every teacher's desk dissembled. It's like those L-shaped desks. and We took them out broke them apart, take them out of the room, and then scrambled all of the teachers' desks in the hallway so they had to find what their second piece of their desk was in this long line of desks.
03:55:49
Speaker
Oh, bro, it was so much fun. We actually got in trouble that year. but it was damn there ah I've near been out of school longer than you've been alive, while Rocky. that's That's not true. man i guess How old are you?
03:56:02
Speaker
I am about to be 30. I've been out of school for 26 years. No, I don't believe that, man. right sas No, Bigfoots can't go to school. I don't believe it. Sasquatch school doesn't count.
03:56:15
Speaker
but and I'm domesticated, though. I went to school. I got to hang out with the kids. I got to be a normal teenager. when did they When did they stop you from going to the school and eating people? i just got to know.
03:56:33
Speaker
ah Well, I stopped eating people like in second grade, so maybe third grade. Let me tell you what. I had the best beard in all of kindergarten.
03:56:47
Speaker
You're first, folks. He's had this beard since since then. It hasn't changed a bit. i say I was the only one shaving in kindergarten. Megan, are you doing? 32 years. God, you're old.
03:57:02
Speaker
Jeez, man. Wow. Well, you should be looking for your protege any minute to take over the network and, you know, have it on good authority. Ladies and gentlemen, broadcasting live. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? um Hey.
03:57:19
Speaker
Where'd you get that sound from? but but
03:57:26
Speaker
It's so perfect. Last night I was hanging with Chaka. He gave me all sorts of ideas. He gave me this one.
03:57:35
Speaker
Don't worry. with you There's no banning for it. And then the crickets for Jedi, of course. Oh, my
03:57:47
Speaker
God. Yeah, man. I'll get them all put together, man. Like the affinity stones. So, Mr. Champ. Champ of... Nonsensical network wrestling Himself here in the building So apparently Jedi wasn't wasn't was Impressed with it Yeah, he wasn't around for it But I did say ah did say that I do Hell yeah, that's awesome Hell yeah, man What's the sub, Megan?
03:58:21
Speaker
I haven't been to Disneyland in California. I did go to Disney World, but... Yeah. what did did We took the kids to Disney World. That's in Orlando. We took the kids Disney once.
03:58:37
Speaker
We were talking about... Kayla and I were talking about it'd be cool to go back, but it's just so goddamn expensive. This is what we did. i would did i don't know if Shaman showed you, but this is what we did.
03:58:49
Speaker
It's a Jedi. ah wait this to jedi If he ever gives you any shit, man, just he just pull this one up, buddy. Yeah, it's friggin' awesome. ah We made him look so old, man. He was so hot with me last night. See, instead of, hey, he thought I was going to come on there and talk shit about you. I had a whole different plan in mind.
03:59:24
Speaker
I'm not even into Star Wars or anything like that, but I would love to build lightsaber. I'm definitely into Star Wars. i I can get down. No, I did. Like I said, I did i didn't tell Jedi that I agreed with him, but he he dipped out before he could hear me.
03:59:41
Speaker
He made the comment of it didn't happen live, so it doesn't count. And I said, well, you know, I do agree with you, but what's done is done, and I'm still the champ, and you're a bitch. Smart. Smart.
03:59:55
Speaker
Yeah, so... What's up, Megan? Welcome. What's up, Megan? Hey, what's fellas? How are you doing? So I'm old. I got told by my nephew a couple of hours ago that, yeah, I'm 50 in December, and I'm older than dirt, but not quite as old as Tyrannosaurus Rex.
04:00:16
Speaker
Okay. So I just smiled and he's seven in August and I just smiled and said, keep going, kid. You won't make my age. yeah But yeah, I'm going to Paris Disney. And actually I can show you what I went to Anaheim to build.
04:00:36
Speaker
Yeah, let's see this. If it's purple, you're getting mad points. Yeah. I can't actually light it up because the batteries are dead, but it's safe. Oh, and now you're talking Glicks language.
04:00:50
Speaker
He's definitely safe. Go with my double bladed Darth Maul saber. Yeah. I want to make, want to make a lightsaber. I want to make a pair of lightsaber nunchuck case.
04:01:05
Speaker
That's so fucking stupid. Hey, keep putting nunchucks in your pants, I'm just saying. um that That um Sabre ah actually got lost on the flight home. Oh, shit. Yeah.
04:01:23
Speaker
Yeah, and I'd just done 24 hours on a flight and basically you had Karen Jedi, which was beautiful, by the way. I went full Karen because they actually hid it behind some, like, oversized bags and they didn't fall in and they said they had a look for it but didn't. And I'm just like, well, I'm staying here till you find it or you're getting on a flight. Yeah.
04:01:47
Speaker
But I don't think we've met Rock, so it's nice to meet you, by the way. Lovely to meet you. And just so you're aware, Megan, i the i practice V-Pad.
04:01:58
Speaker
So I walk that thin line, you know, right between coast. Yeah, okay. So you're not grey, but you're not Sith. You're not full Jedi. Yeah, you're sort of... just watch but between them both just want you to know uh that's where i line i i was born in well not born sith but um duff ball i've actually got i'll duck out and get a uh funko pop signed by signed by ray park oh wow no way really no actually talk amongst yourselves children i'll be right back
04:02:33
Speaker
It's all right. Here, I just ah want to show you that Glick spen rather spend his time instead of with lightsabers, not coming home with the milk. So... good um this Is Glick on fire? Is he running?
04:02:56
Speaker
He is running from the kids with milk. that's what he's he's He's a Sith. He just doesn't know it yet. I don't know if you can see it. at oh yeah no I can see it really well. man that's That's super cool. I'm just not to glare it in your eyes with the light coming through the window. but yeah oh That is super cool.
04:03:18
Speaker
It was order 66. No shit. no shit If a true Sith, you'll understand, which I found hilarious. And I'll just show you one thing. Sorry, Nick.
04:03:30
Speaker
I started collecting Disney pins. These are my Sith. ah Sorry, I'm trying to hold it up. It's okay. Darth Vader. You got Yoda.
04:03:41
Speaker
I got the spinning blade. Yep. Yep. Where are you getting those? Hush your mouth, child. Did you say that's Yoda? no no No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
04:03:53
Speaker
That's f freaking Grogu. No, Grogu. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that. Only yeah like he doesn't know what he's talking about. No, I don't. I don't see the greatest. I'm on there.
04:04:05
Speaker
From the new movie. so yeah so But I'll stop bragging now. Where's your pin of the greatest Star Wars character of all time? Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar Binks.
04:04:17
Speaker
I haven't got one yet. You know what? The greatest Sith Master of all. Of all of time. I love it. I've seen videos where they do that. Where they make like, what if Jar Jar was the secret Sith the whole time? i am so for it.
04:04:32
Speaker
Oh, I totally agree. And Grogu, if he saw the last season of Mandalorian, Grogu was Sith because he did the Force choke. Mm-hmm. You say Grogu is Sith. if you know, you know, luke Skywalker also did the Force choke in episode four. Come on, Rock, do I have to do the whole Luke, I am your father line? Hey, do you know, they walked a fine line, you know, until the new ones came out. Then it kind of explained it a little bit, made it more like concise for me. But at the time I was like, did he just force choke? yeah I was about seven when eight, which dropped that the Luke, I am your father line came out and my cousin spoiled it because
04:05:22
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I live in the country and my cousins went and saw it and they're like, oh you're not going to believe this. And I'm like, what? Tell me. And they said what happened for the two people on the planet, my mother included, who refuses to watch Star Wars. I won't spoil it.
04:05:36
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And I'm like, there's no way that's true. And then you go and see it, you hear the line and it's like, fuck. But when I went and saw it, so I saw episode one in Sydney at a first night screening.
04:05:51
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And, you know, there's the cosplayers, you know, I'm all for that. But Darth Vader was sitting directly in front of me in the front row wearing a white tuxedo and a white top hat.
04:06:01
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um Sorry, my lord, I'm not dissing your choice of clothing here, but aren't you black? but Don't you wear black? And I swear he had tails that he was spinning his lightsaber all in, like, white, like, tuxedo. And I'm looking going...
04:06:21
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But I actually have to say my favorite Star Wars movie is Episode I. Yeah, you can't get over the original, man. i I agree with you.
04:06:32
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My best friend's birthday, her first birthday, was the 12th of March, 1978. Sorry, her second birthday. So she... e i sorry her second birthday so she was born when star wars was two i'm i'm december 76 so i kind of missed it all but yeah he was my my nephew is set um almost seven and i've been showing him and he loves grogu as much as i do so it's fun you know what i i think glick is like our group he's like our grogu he's just our little sasquatch instead of a uh
04:07:11
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He's different. he said a problem He's like our Chewbacca. There we go. yeah I would have said Chewie. Chewie. The difference between Grogu and Glick, Grogu's cute.
04:07:23
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What did you say? Glick is not good. Glick can't
04:07:32
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even defend himself. he like, ow.
04:07:40
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This is my Xbox. Oh, there we go. He's cute. Glick, if I squint just at the right... No, still not cute. Love you, Glick. He's like, wow, I haven't seen you in ages and you just burned me. i mean I mean, he's a cute little guy. i mean, I didn't know Baby Yoda was so cute.
04:08:02
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What did you call him? Thank you. Do I have to go and get the... go get it yoda was years old when he died rogan is two hundred and sixty three so not quite yoda I'm just saying. i Okay, let's stop there. This guy is za yeah he's trying so hard to keep up with this conversation and having such a hard time. yeah He's having such a hard time. He's like, yeah, i loved when did this.
04:08:44
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um and the mean The quickest way to annoy is Star Wars Fair. Live long and prosper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah Live long and prosper, cowboy. Now it into the lawyer. Live long and prosper, sign Darth Vader in a spark or something. yeah sorry Surprisingly. but all yeah we We'll stop nerding out on you, bro. You're good, man. yeah he's like what can we talk about something cool you're gonna make yourself cool uh wait hold my breath i have this victim no might no i haven't seen you for ages glick it's good to see you i have been working i'm
04:09:32
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um just over here he's just over here ignoring the nerds i think just just just listening and taking it all in what was that i couldn't see it because rocks um right so that's the line what line i wanted to just say rock by the way your red and black background is my old school colors my my Well, thank you. I like it. it I got my whole room decked out in it. I didn't. i haven't had time to finish my roof yet. I still got to do up there. but i was lucky I was about to ask that, but yeah, that's my grade 11 and 12 cool colors. Yeah.
04:10:12
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Yeah. Heck yeah, man. See, and where are you behind Megan at, Glick? I have been offline. I've had like six weeks of migraines. So I have worked every so often to see what's going on. And then you've had Jedi and it's like, I'm not dealing with that shit today.
04:10:29
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Yeah. Well, you know, some people, you know, just can't. Some people have too much time on their hands and and a frightening obsession with Jedi because I saw Karen Jedi, which...
04:10:41
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Hey, come on. That is a good photo of Jedi. That's beautiful. That's beautiful photo.
04:10:51
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Oh. Oh, and okay. So we've got the Sith... He actually did it That's what he was working on While we were talking Is Sasquatch Chewbacca? Yeah That's pretty self though they have First and foremost that's racist Chewbacca's not one of us That's just some Excuse me Excuse me If he's good enough Excuse me
04:11:22
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if he is good enough to If he is good enough to be asked by Han to pilot the Millennium Falcon, he is one of us adjacent.
04:11:33
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So not quite one of us, but adjacent. Yeah, he's not even adjacent. He's not one of us. Okay, I'm just going to ig ignore Blake and talk to you, Rock.
04:11:45
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and Finally, you're figuring it out. I'm blowing my nose to Blake. This this amazing Sasquatch Sith that I represent right here would destroy Chewbacca in seconds.
04:12:00
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yeah but then I've got moles, double bladed saber and no, the jewel of the folks choreography. So I destroy him on two buckets. But don't know why I'm worried about a Wookiee given that I'm true. Seth, no Seth choreography. So I'm slightly confused here, but you know yeah, how do you by the way, and that's just, that's the same person, the same person on that photo with that. It's the same guy who's doing this. So, I don't know if I'd be that threatened. you know like ah Okay, hang on. So in the ice skating photo, Glick is obviously testing gravity and gravity is winning. That's what I do. I do like your skate technique, but that right knee is about to blow under your weight when you fall. Ask me how I know.
04:12:50
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No, I'm not taking time to wait. I don't know. I don't like how short it made him. He's not that short. It made him shorter than I like. He's that solid, though. He's like 6'9". I know Glick is a solid chap, but I think that's – the camera's put on 30 pounds on you, Glick.
04:13:06
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Yeah, you know, it's not cool. It really makes me a little bit better. The thing that kills me about ChatGPT is every picture that is that it makes – where you can see like like from the from the waist up, it's got my arms sleeved out.
04:13:21
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It does. That is true. That's what I was telling me to get my arms finished, which I actually talked to a guy, and then I seen his work, and I was like, o nope. not.
04:13:33
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yeah Oh, you mean the, I thought the fact that you had cut-off sleeves, but you mean the sleeves of your tat. Yeah, tattoos. yeah to Yeah, yeah, yeah. you Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:13:45
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Hopefully. i have So can you see that 12 behind me, that Seahawks 12? I want to get that on my left shoulder, but I need a shoulder reconstruction and a collarbone put back together and I'm not paying however much for a tattoo. but so That's going to change.
04:14:02
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That's going to change after surgery. You've got to be careful with that. I've had some folks who have done that too, who've gotten surgery after before they get had surgery, and it, and like, fucked her tattoo. It's the only reason I haven't got it done. I mean, I could do it on the right shoulder, but I'd want it on the left because, you know, it would be a 12, you wear it on the left. um But I need, like, I can sneeze.
04:14:28
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And bust a collarbone, you know, if I sneeze too hard because my collarbone is so unstable. I've had Luckily, I fractured my collarbone in wrestling, my left side, and then my right side in football, all in high school. You know, I'm like a kiddo, so now I'm stuck with dealing with the aches of them for life. Yep, yep, yep.
04:14:49
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not Not bad enough to require like heavy surgery, but I did spend like 12 weeks or something like that in like these. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. did rotator cuff and I fell full body weight onto my rotator cuff, screwed that. went to the dot ah Went and got x-rays and scans and they're like, did you know you've broken your collarbone? Because I have a really high pain threshold. Like I dislocated and broke my ankle, walked on it for 12 weeks thinking it was a sprain. And the radiologist looked at me and said, did you know you busted a collarbone? And it's like, oh, that's why it's been uncomfortable to sleep. Not, oh, shit, um I just broke a collarbone on top of shoulder. That's crazy.
04:15:34
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It's just like, oh, that's why I can't sleep on side. So you didn't even notice? I mean, I noticed immediately. Immediately I was like, something's not right. I knew that it wasn't sitting right, but my collarbones don't sit right anyway. They're just under the skin. So I just cracked it. It's actually in two pieces. Yeah.
04:15:58
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And it' like it's it's little uncomfortable. And i I thought it was more of the shoulder than the actual collarbone. But I fell, like, onto to cement, full body weight onto the shoulder and collarbone. Heard a crack and was like, oh, I busted the shoulder.
04:16:15
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Okay, that's going to suck. And then, yeah, it was like, by the way, you snapped your collarbone in half. But as I said, I dislocated and broke my ankle, thought it was a sprain, treated it as a sprain, went to the doctor 12 weeks later going, why is the sprain not going down? And he took scans and went, because it's broken and dislocated. And it's like,
04:16:37
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Okay, fair fair enough. up white That's why you're a Sith. Yeah, it's like that. But my brother often says no brain, no pain. He forgets that the brain doesn't actually have pain receptors.
04:16:49
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Well, was thinking no brain, no game. We call them Glick. That's the way I think.
04:16:57
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Glick, I love you. He's proud about that. like I'm going with this. Thank you. stephen catch If Glick had a brain cell to share between him and Jedi, the brain cell gets the worst worst of the deal.
04:17:15
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And clearly on Saturday nights, we all kind of fight for custody of the one brain cell that operates on the show. Well, the last I heard Glick, and I have not been on the show. That's also true.
04:17:27
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I love how Glick mentions the brain cell takes a swig of booze, and it's like, I really don't care for you. It's my off weekend. God bless your brain cell. Have a nice week. I'll see you next week, where I might actually be three drinks in by this point. know.
04:17:43
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yeah saturday nights i usually go out for milk and a pack of cigarettes on the brain cell yeah like on i know i should be there should be something else here i got the milk i got the sex i got the booze somebody else's problem i'm missing something here but i don't know what it is don't care what it is yep i I say it all the time. I'm just a big, dumb animal.
04:18:06
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you know That insults the true big, dumb animals. But, you know, you're the Sasquatch and we love you, Glick. That's right. There's the one and only, man. The one, the only, and thank the Lord for that. But I was ah i was told in church today, Glick, the God-made man in his image.
04:18:26
Speaker
What the fuck is is his his excuse for you i asking him asking for a friend? He was probably drunk. You know how God rested on the seventh day? He's like, I'll rest for seven and half days.
04:18:42
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ah shit on board whats i like to think I like to think that you know when God created me, he created created perfection and broke the mold. say the blood wild That's what I say to my parents or my dad's dead now but i used to say to my parents. You had perfection here.
04:18:59
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my my word when you got the draft copy with my brother shouldn't use four years younger than me it's like shouldn't you swap that around got the draft with him and then perfection with me just saying yeah no uh so my girlfriend kayla she she tells everybody that i'm her squash and she's so proud of it like yeah oh that's this Yeah. and Somebody made be proud of the fact that they got a dumb big, dumb animal. you Big, dumb animal with a a killer beard. i I will give you kudos. I'm not a fan of facial hair generally, but if you got, it's like I said to a friend on our one of our Hawks streams, they were comparing beard sizes.
04:19:39
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Not what you got, how you use it, as I see, perchatted and caused the whole thing to derail. Not what you got. if you're If you're on a panel or a stream with a bunch of beard bros and they're comparing who has a better beard, then they all have whack-ass beards at the end of the day.
04:19:56
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Well, this one was the highest... Sorry. Wait, sorry.
04:20:01
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like i was i that late sorry al ummbia i It started with our Canadian host saying he was growing out the beard and had to go and get it trimmed. Then the second bearded gentleman who is on par with Glick's, I have to say, said, oh, come on, that way group they've got some side bet going on. because for a meet-up and it's like, I'll bet i'll bet you 500 bucks its when we meet up, it's nothing like this. And without thinking, because I'd come off a three-week migraine with medication, I just typed in the super chat, it's not what you got, but how you use it.
04:20:37
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And when it came up, it was like... Please let her be talking about the beard. Please let her be talking. And then we ah just got so derailed. It was like the last 20 minutes was just talking. Is she talking about the beard?
04:20:51
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Please. And, of course, in my head, I'm also typing, half typing a Viagra joke. And it was like, yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. wellm I'm good. I'm done. But, yeah, it was very funny stream.
04:21:05
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But anyway. No. No. I'll be 100%. I'm just too lazy to fucking shave. My brother's like that. You look great, man. You look great. I love it. But, you know, with great hair, whether it's hair on your hair. With great hair comes great responsibility. I have a great hair and I've got a great beard and you've got to take care of it. I love that you've got the racing stripe. The white seems to be evenly...
04:21:35
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yeah Like there's one there and then one that like you've spaced them out evenly. ah just like bre You can' can't see it. My beard is, it's, it's starting to go all, I can't wait. I want to embrace the gray so bad. i can't wait until I'm all like, it's all gray and my hair. I'm starting to get gray, like flecks of gray. And my mother's like, Oh, you got to get that colored. I have every freaking one of these. I mean, yeah.
04:22:06
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can't You can't really see it with the lighting. It's all gray over here. It's starting to go. I can't wait. I just want it to be all gray. Yeah, i I love a man with a salt and pepper beard or salt and pepper hair like that. It's not completely white, but it's not dark. It's like that snowy. In between.
04:22:28
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The in between. I love salt and pepper. And actually, I'm writing a book where my character has so steel grey eyes and salt and pepper hair. Yeah, I love it.
04:22:38
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i i keep i keep telling kayla i'm like i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go get the just for men just just great i'm just gonna die i'm just gonna dye my hair yeah but the other problem with that is you don't like save yourself waiting but then it comes in and it'll come in unevenly and gets um yeah so she's like no i like the salt and pepper i'm like yeah i didn't like it i'm just a break i'm just want to embrace it i just really oh oh go teach how Oh Lord, when did the bullfrog come in? I thought you were the Sasquatch, but now you're the bullfrog. Squatch calls.
04:23:15
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Squatch calls. <unk> Oh, hang on. That was the mating call. Kayla, stay in your we're still alive.
04:23:38
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she i did no encourage oh she's she's passed out already a she she got herself all uh all snuggled in and like burrowed into the yeah i was just a breakfast burrito in bed bed burrito we got a big sectional out in the living room and in the corner like that's her spot so she's all burrowed in she's got her pillows and her blankets and she she hit her pen and she's like i'm just gonna watch tv said you're gonna be asleep in 10 minutes my mother can do that and she can do it when she's reading where I'm the type of person that will watch three more episodes of whatever I'm watching before and I'll be like dozing. And my mother can read a book, you know, first three pages and she's out and where I'm finishing the whole damn book before.
04:24:25
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I can't. I have an affection for terrible horror movies, like independent, low-budget horror movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grimehouse? Like, we put on we'll put on movies, like, oh, this is going be a bad movie. We'll just put it on because we always fall asleep with the TV on, and it never fails.
04:24:44
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Ten minutes into the movie, she's... I do that with movies. If I'm in bed, like, with the tablet watching, whatever, yeah, I'll be out, but I can't do it reading. Oh. I've never been...
04:24:56
Speaker
She'll be called up beside me, snuggled up, and she'll pass out five, ten minutes into the movie. And then I'm like, the movie's actually really fucking good. Now I'm stuck. Like, I'm not fucking stuck. Go away. i know you're You're the one that gets stuck. So that happens to me, too. Like, I'll get in bed and she'll be watching a movie or something. I'm like, I'm uninterested, but she's already passed out.
04:25:19
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And then pretty soon i start looking at it. And you look over and you're like. And it's three hours later. And I'm like, wow, that was such a good movie. I definitely movie cheated on you last night and watched your show for you. yeah but My mother and I are watching a couple of series and it's like, don't watch it till we watch it together online.
04:25:39
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And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you get so damn bored that you watch the next two episodes, but you've got to lie and go back and watch them. I do too. I have a dream of the next episode of whatever you're watching. And you're like, you've watched it 10 times. You're at the end of the series, but you've got to go back and you're like, I actually know what's going to happen, but I've got to pretend I don't know You know, I know what the twist is here. And I'm just going to pretend.
04:26:08
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And but my mother's good. She's like, you fucking watched it, didn't you? And it's like, how do you know? no I didn't. no so She's like, yeah, okay. You're not good at lying to me.
04:26:21
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no Okay. I watched it 20 times. You're not, hey, you're not going to believe what happens in episode three yell whatever it was. But, yeah, i and it's like I really do do want to watch it with you, Mum, but God knows when we're going to catch up and I need to watch this now. I think what after epi episode three of the first season of The Last of Us,
04:26:43
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Oh, my God. Episode 3 killed me. I sobbed like a baby through it. Do you have a show you're watching too, Glick? like like do you Do you have like a series you like or anything?
04:26:56
Speaker
I've never heard you. I've never even heard garage i've never heard you I've never heard you mention you mention it. There's a lot of shows. I i love Reacher. i got i got Kayla into watching Reacher. We watched the first season. She was really into it.
04:27:14
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We haven't watched any more. And then I really liked the series, the Lethal Weapon series. I've just never made it outside of the first season. So was watching it when it came out, and then she got wrapped up into it. So we've been watching that. The problem is I don't have a lot of downtime to watch TV series alone. Yeah, I get that. Kayla and are always together.
04:27:37
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So it's like, got to find something that we're both going to like. is I want to get back into the boys. I love that. watched the end of that. That wasn't as great as it was. That's such a good show. It's a good show, but um White Lotus. I need to catch up on the last season of White Lotus.
04:27:56
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I never watched that. Criminal Minds was one that I really liked and I loved the they're doing. As for you, i I need to catch up on some news for you. But unlike you, Blake, because If I'm online, I'm either on panels or I'm watching sports. So I don't really. There's things um that I'll, like, reach out. Like, I'll dip into it and watch a season, then dip out of it for a few months and then come back around to it, like White Lotus. Tales of the, the last Tales of the City I just watched from 2019. White Lotus, as I said, I need to catch up on Fallout. Fallout is the one because i I've been playing Fallout for 28 years. Yeah, I got to watch the new season, but i think I think it's been so long since I watched Fallout that I have to start all over again.
04:28:47
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while i did Not that that's a chore for me, because I absolutely loved it. Oh, it was great. It was a great series. I mean, i I dabbled with the game. I knew a little bit about the game. I never really got big into the game, but um nice.
04:29:01
Speaker
But i the first season was great, but I love Walton Goggins. i'm ah just kind to say walton Well, I loved the game. I love Vault Boy. I've actually got, oh, you can't see but I've got a Pip-Boy on that shelf. Actually, let me grab it down for you. um Yeah, but Walton Goggins, when I heard he was in it, I'm like, oh, I am watching this.
04:29:21
Speaker
Yeah, watch everything. I got into Justified. love Justified. Yeah, I was going to say Justified, but I loved also Westworld, which was the last one.
04:29:34
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Chris Nolan's brother did before Fallout. Like, I loved that. So here's my Pip-Boy. Nice. Or, as I call it, the iWatch for Fallout fans.
04:29:47
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And this is actually, this is actually, I won't turn it on now, but this is game accurate. So anything, when you see it, Pip-Boy in game, this is it. Yeah, so I love Justified.
04:29:59
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i loved, um, uh, when Walton Goggins was in Sons of Anarchy. um funds of anarchy and don't you get into it um We were just talking about that the other night. I don't think I like Tyler Sheridan. i ah I love Kurt Sutter, who was the original writer. He is the husband of Katie Segal, who is Peg Bundy. And I actually was on a live stream with them because I subscribed to their i'm Patreon.
04:30:34
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um But I love Tig and Walton Goggins played Tig's transgender, I should say, girlfriend. And that's when I really started. And then, of course, watching, you know, Justified. And then when ah when he was playing the ghoul in Fallout because I love the ghouls and I love Bolt Boy.
04:30:53
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um I thought, I've got to watch it. And then I, so we it dropped here in Australia ah two days before it dropped in the States. I watched it, like, continually, finished it, watched it again, had pages, like, notebooks this thick of every reference to the games. Yeah.
04:31:13
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So absolutely loved it. Then the second, and there's a couple of characters, big characters from the game, and it was like, I've got to see how this ends and this and the armour. Yeah, I absolutely loved it. But what I loved about it too was, yes, it was for the hardcore gamers like me, but if you'd never watched it, you only had a very, like my brother watched it, and he's never played, but he's like,
04:31:36
Speaker
oh I might start playing because of the, instead of being a fan because of the games and then watching. He's like, I should get into that. I need your help to teach me to play. And it was really interesting with that. But yeah, I hope that's at least five seasons. because it's sadly That's something I got to do. I got to get a second controller because...
04:32:00
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I got to teach Kayla how to play Call of Duty. She wants to learn how to play. Oh, we'll call the duty. That's another long term favorite. I i just saw the new um Modern Warfare 4 trailer. I'm not that keen on it.
04:32:14
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I've never been a big fan of Modern Warfare. um oh I like the Call of Duty. Modern Warfare, i got into the last last one, maybe the last couple.
04:32:28
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But I've always preferred Call of Duty, toier and I know that they're basically the same goddamn game and the same company, but nice. is signed by Ghost, Sam Rukin, who voiced Ghost. And I have Nikola, the helicopter pilot, step casey you who is my favourite character, and he was Colossus in um Deadpool. He and I share a birthday. He's three years younger than me, of December 1st, and i for my birthday, he sent me a Colossus Funko Pop signed.
04:33:04
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but So, yeah, um I prefer Modern Warfare. I've played Ghosts. I've dabbled in pretty much every Call of Duty. I don't mind Ghosts, um but yeah it depends. I'll get it because I have an Xbox and I get Xbox Game Pass, which is first first day release. um I don't know whether I'll drop the coin on it to buy.
04:33:29
Speaker
I'll do the demos and stuff, but hi can I don't know. i i have a p pike I haven't anything on the Xbox for way too long, and I need to start playing again. I don't have time. I don't have i don't know i time to play anymore. Like, on the weeks that I'm on call, like this week at work,
04:33:51
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we have Mondays off because we have to work Saturdays. So like the last couple times I've been on call because Kayla works from home. So I'm like, you're here. I'm just going to play Call of Duty. And this past Monday, the kids are on summer break. And I told my son, I was like, look, dude, you can either go outside or you can go play on your Xbox, but I'm off tomorrow. Yeah, I am off. I am not talking to you until I have to go back to work. And it'll be goodbye as I walk out the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like the first time I actually got to sit down and play Call of Duty in a month.
04:34:25
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Oh, nice. I just don't have time. I mean, we're always running. And like I said, I got to break down. I got to get Kayla controller because she wants to learn how to play. so I got to teach her how to play, which you know which will probably turn into playing more often. But yeah I just don't have time because... Well, this controller...
04:34:46
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was my mother's Easter gift to me three years ago because I don't eat that much chocolate. And instead of getting Easter eggs, my mother's like, oh, what do you want for Easter? And I said, oh, this Xbox controller I've just designed, it'd be nice. And she's like, yeah, okay. and So, yeah, it's got my um gamer tag, Aussie 12, well, Aussie 12 under there so you know it's mine. Right.
04:35:13
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Yeah, and I just designed it with my favourite colours, the blue and black. and yeah But, yeah, I'm like you, Glick. ah Usually i have time to play before bed. So if you're like me, you say, I'll just have a quick one-hour game of Call of Duty.
04:35:30
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the You look out the window and the sun's coming up and it's like, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I lose hours. I've been there before. Like, oh, shit.
04:35:45
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Oh, shit. Speaking of time, Rocky, saturday I decided that Saturday night's new start time will be 8 eight p m my time instead 7. So now it's 8-ish.
04:35:59
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i Sooo... That's okay.
04:36:05
Speaker
That's okay. I'm okay with that. i have no quarrels. He's thinking about having a quarrel, but he hasn't got anything yet. He'll get back to you. I'm like... hey i didn't i didn't ask for your approval. I was just telling no he's telling you. Shut the fuck up, bro. l You make me have to do this. You make me have to do it I'll bring you back, but you make me have to do it. Hang on. um I was under the mistake...
04:36:36
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Get that out of here, man. Why are you wearing glasses? you wearing glasses or safety goggles in that one? I'm confused. I have to play the song. He doesn't want any of me on there. I'm not kidding. He's wearing some form of eye protection. or yeah Those are just my glasses.
04:36:55
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oh they here Okay. Yeah. Hey, Glick, I was always told if you do it in the dark enough, you go blind. I'm talking about reading, you dirty perv. I don't know what the fuck you're thinking.
04:37:07
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i was very and having enough time to process I was going to say, hang on, the brain cell left the building for summer vacation. It'll get back to you shortly. It'll send a postcard from Miami, I'm sure.
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04:37:21
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Just remember Rocky, every time you drop me down. Hang on, Blake. It's like the Jewish mother. You never write. You never email. You never call.
04:37:33
Speaker
just just always Just always know I have that fireball song in the chamber, Rocky. hey Hey, you don't know what I have cooking, man. i But it's okay.
04:37:46
Speaker
I can't see your hands, Rocky. That's concerning me with when you say what you've got cooking. I'm just saying. che me You want to know what the rock is cooking, do you? You want to know? Yeah. Not alcohol, and it's only 3 p.m. here on a Sunday. We get a public holiday tomorrow, but still.
04:38:05
Speaker
Oh, shit. Yeah, it's 3 p.m. your time, huh? It's freaking ancient midnight for Glick over here. on And he's not drunk. Look how sad he looks. He looks so sad Blake is like, this is way past my bedtime and pay rate.
04:38:22
Speaker
Yep. We could cut loose and goddamn the man is holding. Hey, we're monetized now. I'm one step closer to telling the man where he can stick it. Yep, that's true.
04:38:36
Speaker
That is true. I hope the man is sticking it there with a barbie and dildo and cactus. Just saying. Some days I feel like that. hey what you and rock hey what you and rock get up to when i'm not here that's your business and i'd rather than not know no yes it's it's cool to know he's training me he says that it's part of my training so don't you worry watching ways sasquatchian sith ways that involves jedi i am fucking out of here yeah say eron involved i'm
04:39:14
Speaker
I don't think Jedi likes me anymore. He he he officially hates me. Jedi has joined the We Hate Glick Club. I hear they meet on Wednesday. I heard they meet on alternate Tuesdays and Thursdays whenever Jedi gets over himself, which, let's face, could be any day eating and why, couldn't it?
04:39:34
Speaker
The We Hate Glick Club meets on Wednesdays, and they get cookies and brownies, and after you've been a member for 30 days, you get your official We Hate Glick t-shirt
04:39:47
Speaker
Designed by Jedi. Listen, those T-shirts, I wouldn't be offended by the T-shirts, have created in China because Jedi's a cheap bastard.
04:39:57
Speaker
Just saying. Yeah, well, probably. You wear them once, wash them once, and then need to rejoin so you get get another. That's what I heard, Glick. That's what I heard.
04:40:09
Speaker
and I know nothing about nothing. I know nothing about... You know nothing about nothing That's the truest thing you've ever told me it is it's It's probably the truest thing he's ever said on this network I'm not on the network all the time So I don't know He said some really really true shit Like I mean out of this part The realest Glick man 100% even beyond here I'm talking about Periscope days But then that statement It at least joins top three
04:40:42
Speaker
greg that I haven't seen you in about six months and all I've done is pay you out. This is how you know I love you, dear. <unk>m not paying If I'm not paying you out or I'm indifferent to you, I haven't paid you out, Rock, but that doesn't mean I don't care. I just don't know you that well. There will be time. yeah it's It's completely fine. i'm You paying Glick is you paying me. So there you go. at the end of the day, I'm the most realist. At the end of the day, shut the... That's what I like about you.
04:41:11
Speaker
but Here you go again, man. You are the realist of the real, which makes me wonder what the fake and the fake is. But again, i ponder too much, clearly.
04:41:23
Speaker
the end of the day, Rocky. At the end of the day, buddy. I need to go and get another can of my beverage, which is only Coke, no sugar. So I'll be right At the end of the day.
04:41:35
Speaker
um giant um I'm just going to go and get my ear holes as my nephew calls them repairs from these murdering and call the police for the murdering of music by Glick. All he got is bop boom Yeah, boom bop face.
04:41:57
Speaker
Hey, I want to share something with you Glick. So I changed the voice on that, but that is me.
04:42:04
Speaker
but Even the deep tones. What? On your song for you. You already told me it was there. Now you you're going to go back and say it was you. I have the recordings to prove it. I don't even know. I don't even know what's going to do anymore. have the recordings to prove it. Or is it broccoli?
04:42:22
Speaker
The only thing that I didn't do was Jedi song because I couldn't be bothered. and I mean, 100% believe that you could absolutely sing that just like that. I have no doubt in my mind. Oh, no, no, no, no. It was the twang, man. The twang, the real, like there's a sound that comes with that that I couldn't convey. And so I had to change. this That's the click sound. i mean, there's only a sound that represents me the way I should be represented. Well, you know, i was thinking about you 100%. That's why I feel like if you dig down deep Rocky, you could you could you could you could do it.
04:42:58
Speaker
You reach and touch your inner Sasquatchian. Excuse me. i but I do not need to know what Rocky's touching inward while I'm eating pizza from Rocky. don't you do that, Megan. Yes, you do. The world wants to see that. Okay? Subscribe to Rocky's OnlyFans, please. Okay. The first rock is what I'm saying.
04:43:26
Speaker
It's not horrible. It's not too much pepperoni on this pizza if you understand what I'm saying. They they want to see. Don't you don't you worry. Okay, I just threw up in my mouth. Oh, dude, not while I'm eating, please. i Look, I've only got this little bit of pizza to go then by all means. I'll still throw up in my mouth with it.
04:43:59
Speaker
When they talk about the fact that they have a connection, that's what they're talking about. That is a startling representation in Jedi. That doll is looking. That's a startling representation.
04:44:11
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I tried merging, by the way, those two photos together, Glick. It did not come out right. ChatGPT did not do well on that. so That is a rather distinguished group of You just need to send me some photos so can play around with it. Send me your photo and let me let me play around with it. i gotta find that photo.
04:44:37
Speaker
Can I ask a quick question as the newsreader? Were you wearing pants under that desk asking for a friend? No. And mandatory, we do not wear pants. That's fair. Right now, as we speak, I never wear pants when I do a show. never wear pants on this show.
04:44:51
Speaker
Hang on. ah Except for today, because i had to go and see my nephew, and that would have been just weird. I never wear pants. Right now, I'm just rocking a Hawaiian shirt and a ball cap. That's all I got on.
04:45:03
Speaker
That's how I roll on Saturday. Allow me to find my microscope and magnifying glass, Gleek. Good luck, I guess. it I'll ask Jedi all about it. He'll lie through his teeth.
04:45:18
Speaker
He knows. He knows. He knows all too well. That Karen Jedi was hilarious. It took me a couple of seconds to realize who...
04:45:28
Speaker
um Looking good, as usual. Yeah, hardest work. Hardest work in the movie premiere. Hardest work. Kitting up with Jedi? Agreed.
04:45:40
Speaker
That was that from my back when I was a porn star. It was feature film I was in. Drills and Buns of Steel? No, I'm not going to get with the drill. Wait a minute. I thought of it.
04:45:52
Speaker
That fucking picture came about because everybody was making fun of me because I wore a a pearl snap to fucking mike's wedding Michael's wedding. Can I verify something?
04:46:04
Speaker
If I have a thought, it's the thought that counts right and I don't have to say it. Or do I? I mean, that's totally up to you at the end of the day. Okay, I thought it counts.
04:46:16
Speaker
Rock does not need to know what I was thinking, although that green tells me he's already five steps ahead of me and completely gets where I'm going with this. Yeah, Rock, you don't need to know what she's thinking.
04:46:29
Speaker
He's thinking, let me sip on my beverage. I did the colour the... okay i did like the color of the um That shirt for the movie premiere on you, though, Gleick. I do like that color. No, it's not that blue.
04:46:47
Speaker
I have a blue one. Oh, there it is. I found it. That was easy to actually find. Not because you opened your eyes and had a look? No, was looking for that broadcasting one, so I'll have it for a quick reference when I need it.
04:47:01
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, see.
04:47:05
Speaker
Send me the one you have with you and let me let me see yeah i'll send it to you see what I can do with it. all well Oh, child, that's bloody bullfrogs again.
04:47:17
Speaker
going to switch my accounts here. Oh, no, that's on that one. I need chat to see. What's happening? What is happening? What happening? What is happening? What is happening?
04:47:30
Speaker
post what is up are you fun loving peoples. Your mother quacking peoples? It's what my nephew says instead of mother effers, mother quackers. Mother quackers.
04:47:45
Speaker
I don't know. He probably got that from me.
04:47:50
Speaker
gen you know and Well, I'm going to love you and leave you. Well, love rock leave you Glick. Thank you for having me. just Just thanks for being here.
04:48:04
Speaker
it' Sorry. The train left the station without the passenger. i tried The train derailed at the end of the station. It didn't even leave the platform. home It's out. It 100% derailed. It derailed, therefore it left the building. and Left to lift the building?
04:48:23
Speaker
Okay, that derailed too. But great to meet you, Rock and Glick. Pleasure, sir. Always, always. Have a good one. Yep, I'm going to eat. and keep it Do you know me? Everyone who says stay out of trouble, I'm like, do you really know me? I said as best as you can.
04:48:45
Speaker
I don't look for trouble. It finds me. You you know, it in the Lord's Prayer, lead us not into temptation. I can find it all by myself. I know, that's right.
04:48:56
Speaker
All right, guys, I'll talk to you soon. Thanks for having me, Glenn. Good to see you. See you later.
04:49:08
Speaker
i I just ah got it. I'm about to send it over to you. Okay.
04:49:14
Speaker
And then um I told you earlier when i was on the show that Rocky and the Rockettes
04:49:23
Speaker
have have gotten signed all thanks to you. And so, yeah, you're you're you're in charge of all the the the money that comes from it. So it's super cool.
04:49:33
Speaker
And ah super cool for you, but also game-changing for me. Sweet So congratulations buddy You've you've gotten us ah signed Rocky and the Rockettes Rocky and the Rockettes And I want to give you And the the few the the viewers that are here a sneak peek Into their next song
04:49:59
Speaker
Into their next song yeah Yeah Would you like the exclusive on that? I always like exclusive Well, you gotta check this out, man. You're gonna love it here here. I'll play it right now here. This is called um Our message to Glick
04:50:30
Speaker
Glick, we've been here from the start, watching every show and every work of art. We've laughed every joke you've ever made, but there's one thing missing that still ain't displayed.
04:50:44
Speaker
We got the catchphrases, we got the memes, we got a hundred inside jokes and dreams, but every time we...
04:50:54
Speaker
Come back acting like you did it here We're not asking for much, just shirt or two hoodie would be nice, maybe a coffee mug too Where's the merch?
04:51:06
Speaker
Click! Where's the merch? Click! You got fans money, but you're acting kinda slick Where's the merch? Click! We've been waiting all year Take our cash already, that's all we wanna hear
04:51:27
Speaker
When I was asked why there's not a nonsensical network brew yet, like nonsensical network beer and everything like that, and I was like,
04:51:38
Speaker
I don't think Kayla's going to let me take on another project right now. And then the double caps was, no, you're not. So I will tell you like I told Ben.
04:51:54
Speaker
Y'all keep liking and sharing and telling friends and following and hitting the super chats and, ah you know, and and get our numbers up really high and get people to sponsor us. And I can quit my job and I can do this full time and there will be merch and there will be beer. I'll figure out how to make beer and all that stuff. I just don't have the time.
04:52:18
Speaker
Okay man that's just that's the fans You know Rocky I was sitting down With them and the Rockettes of course And I was just talking to them and I was like Man what is the next big hit That we can write And I was like you know What's one thing that every fan Has always asked him about And it just came easy after that was like Maybe if we make enough money off of A song he'll actually release Some fucking merch I know
04:52:49
Speaker
I'll be 100% honest with you. What it all boils down to is having the time and having the funds. Because what a lot of people don't understand with merch, and I'm not some jerk-off because there are jerk-offs out there who are wannabe podcasters who have merch and shit, but they're just wasting their money because there's no demand for it.
04:53:11
Speaker
So they... They have all this fucking merch just sitting around the house. It's like, congratulations. I'm glad that you have all this extra money that you can spend. In order to have merch, I have to buy said merch.
04:53:25
Speaker
so again it all goes full circle you guys all guys know your friends all that stuff get them numbers up get the money coming in we're monetized on facebook now we're monetized on here uh we are monetized on youtube but youtube's or not youtube uh instagram but instagram's being stupid um but we got to continue to grow. And as we grow, the more monetization that comes in, the more money that comes in, the closer I get to quit my job and the closer that this becomes my full-time job, which I would love for it to be. And then I do the merch and I do all the other side projects um because I got to have the money for it.
04:54:05
Speaker
Don't worry, man. And some just to add to that, folks, you we got wrestlers on the network. We got musicians on the network and You know, give them a chance to be seen.
04:54:17
Speaker
Also, to add to that, like, if I'm buying the merch and I'm spending, you know, if I spend $60 on material and shirts and stuff, in order to recoup that, I got to at least make $120, $150. So then I got to charge stupid prices for shirts.
04:54:38
Speaker
Nobody wants to pay fucking $40 for a goddamn shirt. i'm trying to I'm trying to do right by you guys. but it's going to happen The fans have spoken. um the song comes out tomorrow.
04:54:50
Speaker
So guys, I want you to go into your YouTube. So I want you to share, i want you to go to Instagram and I want you to tag nonsensical nonsense network.
04:55:00
Speaker
And, and we, as a team, we, as a community can make Glick, give us the goddamn merch. Um, I started it. I wrote the song. You guys got to follow through on sharing it. happen sure i'll get I'll get all the merch out there in the world. There you go.
04:55:21
Speaker
I like how you started jamming with it. You're like, okay, it's not it's not a diss. This is actually a bunch good i want I want to do the merch. I want to do it so bad because I think it'd be really cool if people want to wear our shit.
04:55:39
Speaker
And I've been working on on a more streamlined, simple logo for the network. you know yeah And I've gotten a couple really cool ones that I really like. And then you know at the same time, I could do show logos.
04:55:54
Speaker
It's just, you know, and i can I can throw catchphrases on there, you know, like if you want to... At the end of the day. day. At the end of the day.
04:56:07
Speaker
Come on, fucker. Why are you taking so long? but No, I want to. i want to. i mean it's I have the equipment. i've already I've already spent the money on the equipment to do the shirts and stuff like that.
04:56:21
Speaker
He's almost there, at team. well He just needs some extra help over the end. We can do it together. I'm not poo-pooing on Wally, but I mean i spent $100 on shirts and Prince for shirts for Wally and I'm just waiting on and and you know, he's got to have the money to pay for him but you know, once he pays for him, I'll do them. I said they'll be good practice shirts because they're his old ass logo but he's like, I still want it because it's like nostalgic and it's where I first started. It's his first logo which you know, i've I actually just um did an upgrade for his show or an updated one for his show that's fucking badass.
04:57:02
Speaker
yeah Really? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if he has it in his in his shit yet or not. I don't know if he's uploaded it yet. He should have.
04:57:14
Speaker
Smoke report from apartment. Oh, that sucks. Don't let your house burn down. oh theseway boys did Did he it yet? Let's see here. Let's jump over here to this one.
04:57:30
Speaker
Ah, he did
04:58:03
Speaker
Yeah, he's got it up there in the corner. hero oh shit all i see Yeah, that's sick. No, that's sick, man. i just did that one for him the other day.
04:58:16
Speaker
Yeah, man. I'm about to get ready to design the studio here soon, man. The studio? Yes, dude. or my My streaming studio, anyway.
04:58:29
Speaker
a Oh, yeah, yeah, man. Yeah. Welcome back, Scorpio. What up, mate? What's up, Scorpio? What's going on, buddy? what's you what's your what's your What's your design idea for the yeah for the yeah for the the streaming or the the podcast studio?
04:58:50
Speaker
well the show will start in fifteen years Oh, okay. it's Just wait, you fucker. Let me pull it up. You got a show title yet?
04:59:04
Speaker
you got ah you got a show title yet um No, big i like know i but I keep bouncing between ideas.
04:59:14
Speaker
So one was this. I think I showed you this, which was the, and it's very rough, so don't judge, but just that for the wrestling side of it.
04:59:30
Speaker
Yeah, with your three N's. Even though there's only two N's. Nonsensical nonsense network. You have started this. You have two you started it. Nonsensical network.
04:59:45
Speaker
Nonsensical nonsense network is what I thought. But, I mean, it's all new. It's all in development. You guys are getting exclusive here. But, when you know, there's that.
04:59:56
Speaker
good And then the next one that i did was... Because that's just the one for the funny wrestling thing that I was talking about. But the other thing was...
05:00:14
Speaker
where are you at Something really that funny because I feel like it's caused some real heat and some real problems. i right back See, look, we're already getting people asking where's the wrestling thing starting. oh
05:00:34
Speaker
Is this one right here.
05:00:38
Speaker
Which is going to be my show, you know, react or reject. And that's where You guys can send me all of your your songs, comedians, clips, whatever, and i react to them live, and we talk about it.
05:00:54
Speaker
And so that's that's one for that. and im kind of wait there bejaed Hit See, right there. It says right down there, nonsensical network.
05:01:08
Speaker
You know Let's see what oh i Before you left I was saying they're already asking in the comments I see it in the comments Yep see they're already They want to see this man i But I don't want it to only be about that I thought that like bringing in a bunch of other stuff Would kind of fit better I guess you know I'm saying i don't I don't know where the fun is I feel like it's brought some real heat Because now Jedi hates me i kind of now You won't even be in the chat. Jedi don't want nothing to do with me now.
05:01:41
Speaker
Jedi was was trying hard to get me to say something yesterday on the show. And I was like, no, you're not going to get me doing anything, man. Nope, not tonight. But um he's like, come on, man. He's like, just a small little diss song. come on, you got to have more. i'm like, nope yeah no, I'm not doing it.
05:01:59
Speaker
Unfortunately, Scorpio, they are not fighting naked because we are monetized now, which you I cannot show that. But, you know, if you guys want to have an after party show or something, we know then we can can see what happens. Join our Patreon if you want to see.
05:02:15
Speaker
Yeah, man. Enjoy our Patreon and I'll make it happen. No no wingers on the network anymore. Yeah. if we can If we can avoid that, that'd be great.
05:02:28
Speaker
And then also, it takes so freaking long to build everybody. Like, Now I've gone far. Like I'm designing you custom t-shirts that you can use in real life. If you ever decided to release fricking when you, when you decide Rocky, what Rocky oil? What? Shut up.
05:02:53
Speaker
I still have the baby oil I had when I was born, bro. I don't get how he needed that much. I think a baby oil might be expired, buddy. i know i'm Does it expire? I don't actually have no idea.
05:03:11
Speaker
don't fucking know. um I do know. so yeah that's I'm working on creating everybody, but I'm also creating you custom merch, Glick, and I hired a guy on Fiverr to make you custom triton, whatever. And so I'm like putting a lot into this to try to make it work out so it could be freaking enormously crazy. Huh?
05:03:34
Speaker
A triton? Yeah. Like fucking the fucking Aquaman? No, no, that's not what I mean. So in WWE, w when they have the video playing in the background Oh, the Titan Tron. Titan Tron. Sorry, I said it wrong completely. The Titan Tron. I'm trying to make it so I can input it into the game for you so that you have your own custom one, like for yourself. Fucking a Triton.
05:04:04
Speaker
Yeah. I love Norse mythology. don't like Greek mythology. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um... um And then also custom t-shirts. Like you have one that says at the end of the day, now you have a t-shirt with your logo on it and all of this good stuff. And um so it's, it's taken some time, but it will not take 10 years.
05:04:25
Speaker
I haven't even started on any of the girls. Um, I still need you to help me out with, with the missus. And, um, yeah Mandy and everybody else But I think because of our viewers i just will continue adding our viewers to the To the matches And they can become part of the storylines
05:04:49
Speaker
Poor Jedi. He's bad because you took his belt from him. He's just whining, bro. Don't you? I thought it was a Nissan truck.
05:05:03
Speaker
All right, Scorpio.
05:05:08
Speaker
I'm so fucking nitpicking right now. what do you What are you doing, Brad? What are you doing, bruh? What are you doing to me right now, bruh?
05:05:26
Speaker
There we go.
05:05:32
Speaker
I should definitely proofread that. What? What are you working on, man? I told you. Things. yep That's not what you said, so...
05:05:47
Speaker
He did say that, but okay. so I'm doing things and other things, and I got my pen and my pad, and I'm in the lab. Hey, man, that rhymes. You can be a rapper, dude. ah You missed me. I was rapping earlier. Really? Yeah, man.
05:06:06
Speaker
i was dropping some sick fucking bars. I believe it. Those are the sickest bars you'll ever hear. I'll be right in the middle of the show. Please don't release that, man.
05:06:20
Speaker
Because you'll be the greatest white rapper of all time And I said I'd never do that to you Em
05:06:28
Speaker
I just got Such a good photo For the song coming out This is going to be great I just had ChatGPT Put this photo together oh man that's great This is going to be the album cover for that song man but You look so annoyed with me. yeah it's
05:06:59
Speaker
It's fucking absolutely annoyed. address thorough you look how You look bad. wait, wait wait wait. Here we go.
05:07:13
Speaker
I'm giving you the disappointment. You don't know what that book looks like. but
05:07:22
Speaker
ah
05:07:24
Speaker
The sign in the background Shirts, hoodies, hat stickers For what I feel like it
05:07:32
Speaker
Shirts, hoodies, hat stickers I don't work here Why do I have a bottle of rum chata On my desk I must have brought it for you as a gift. That's probably why you're upset more than anything else. You're probably upset about that. yeah um a ship Fucking disgusting. Here you go, Rock.
05:08:05
Speaker
Oh, sick, dude. Yeah, that's perfect, man. Yeah, see? It's great. I've started going on telling other people that I'm a news anchor.
05:08:16
Speaker
What the fuck news? What the fuck news? And yeah, can you send that to me? That looks great. Nonsensical news network. No sense. All spice.
05:08:29
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I'm just going to leave that up. It's just us talking in the background. Well, actually, so i've ah I've had so that's what started this whole soundboard thing.
05:08:41
Speaker
Because I was like, yeah, now we can have our theme music kind in the background. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
05:08:54
Speaker
It's sports. i got I got two of them. I had to add the names, but I have two of them.
05:09:04
Speaker
I love that. That is great. It blended it way better for you. On mine, it did not work well. it like made You just have to know how to and navigate.
05:09:15
Speaker
it hit Like trick it. Yeah. You just got to
05:09:22
Speaker
got our coffee mugs, our official coffee mugs. yeah Oh, dude, I got to get that, actually. I'm going to. it actually felt the like that but My hair still looks good.
05:09:36
Speaker
It got all the gray in my beard, even on the sides. That's insane. It messed up my hair on my head. I know. It's not that realistic, but, you know, whatever. Okay.
05:09:53
Speaker
ah ah By the way, generating this photo was a pain in the ass too, Glick. i was i It was fighting. ChatGPT was fighting me. It did not want to let me like change his skin color. It was just like, you're violating our couple our policies. You're violating our policies. I'm like, how? i just Give him a nice tan.
05:10:16
Speaker
Make this dude black. That's what I said, and they like fucked it. Yeah, make this dude fucking...
05:10:27
Speaker
Oh, I see. So you made one without the names and then one with the names. Yeah, the first one that came up was without the name.
05:10:35
Speaker
I like both, man. then and then I did it and I added the names.
05:10:44
Speaker
Try something here.
05:10:59
Speaker
but I can write songs too, because, because I can write songs. I can just make anybody say what I want.
05:11:08
Speaker
I might have to actually pay for this thing. For now though, I'm going to release it. You're getting your, we're getting our own Spotify then. And it's all linked. um no wait to you i know what Megan's problem was with this. i thought that was a pretty bad-ass shit.
05:11:26
Speaker
you said the nunchuck lightsabers would be dumb yeah it's dumb it's already about to cut off his legs bro now when you're trained properly and you use them that that one's a fucking that looks like a mace with two lightsabers on the end man
05:11:47
Speaker
i i like the photo i think it's badass but i think if you fast forward Just a little bit longer on that He's going to be missing a link Oh my god Oh my god
05:12:03
Speaker
That is Fucking Great What'd you do? oh your chat you're fricking yeah Oh my god I think I just used my last free one of the night too But that is Fucking great
05:12:25
Speaker
oh you ready for this one yeah yeah yeah let me see this hold on a second i gotta delete a couple things what do i want to delete out of here uh i know i'm gonna have to delete a couple things you're gonna have a whole album coming out about you shit he's been here all night i swear
05:12:50
Speaker
Shut up. Shut up.
05:12:54
Speaker
but I'm like, why are there sirens in the living room? Kayla has the show on her phone out there while she's passed out. Wow. so And it's turned on.
05:13:07
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Oh, yeah. is a good and we yeah I'm excited, man. um um um I'm getting there. Hold on a second. Everything's wanting to run stupid slow. Come on. Come on. Open up for daddy.
05:13:25
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This is how easy it was. It just took me like two seconds. It's taking me longer to get the son of a bitch to fucking pop up so I can save it.
05:13:38
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Can't open. Why can't I open the... You're fucking stupid. You're ignorant. Ignite, I say. Ignite.
05:13:49
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Jeez.
05:13:58
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Where is it at? I'm like trying to get ahead of it. Oh, I might have to delete something. I'm gonna wait and see what it says. I know I deleted a whole bunch of shit last week, but I've added a whole bunch of shit tonight.
05:14:17
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Come on.
05:14:20
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Come on. den ten The anticipation. it's like it's still kill in me Me too, man. I'm like, what is this? you That was a really good laugh. i going Not invested in anything else. oh come Just fucking work. it Just fucking work, you dirty slut.
05:14:41
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You're telling me my recents are empty. It's like, no, and literally, there's no recent files. That's why your mom's a whore. yeah I literally just saved it.
05:14:59
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I said make this dude white
05:15:19
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i said the picture you sent me i said make this i said make this dude white and that's all i put in there Wow.
05:15:30
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And it gave you hair, bro. Look at you. got nice hair You got nice hair. You got good hair, man. That is insane. Because I see myself 100% on that. And I was like, that is weird. What the hell?
05:15:50
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That was the picture you said as i said. All I did was make this i said make this dude white. dont know no No issues at all, by the way. But I say, make this person black. You're violating, bro. You're fine you're you're going too far. You're trying to ruin somebody's life.
05:16:07
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but i also think my chat GPT is just like giving up on life when it comes to me.
05:16:18
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The first time I put it in there and told it what I wanted it to do, it like it was like we cannot put people that are alive on tombstones depicting that they're dead, blah, blah, blah. So my response back was stop being a bitch and do what I said. that And it did what I wanted.
05:16:37
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that I beat down ai so bad. let's give them a walk with No question. That is insane, man. it gave up on you. That is crazy. That is insane. Wait, let me look at this again. like That is...
05:16:53
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Wow. You actually look like i like my buddy, Kevin. you look You guys look just alike. Even my eye shape. It just changed my eyes blue.
05:17:08
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That's it insane, man.
05:17:15
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That's crazy, bro. Hey, i wouldn't be a bad i wouldn't be a bad looking white dude. I think I look pretty okay.
05:17:24
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A strong, strong six. Not too shabby, man. You look all right. You look pretty all right. Strong six. Maybe not as cute. I'm a white guy, I believe, is how the saying goes.
05:17:36
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yeah yep Say that to my credit score At the end of the day They eat mayonnaise and turkey sandwiches I'm just saying I'm going to upload a so ah sound that just says At the end of the day Because you say it so much You say it so much You don't even realize that you say it That's why I made it your catchphrase That's why I wrote it Now I say it not i do it on purpose Oh, man, I'm all out of it. wanted to see what Black Glick would look like.
05:18:07
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Well, I kind of tried to do that before. ah let me see here. I tried to do one. and didn didn't do it the way that I wanted.
05:18:18
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It just made you tan.
05:18:23
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was just going to say, you've used all your free wait for 24 hours. you wait for See, I tried, but it just made you look like Mexican.
05:18:35
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I don't even think up I'm like fucking Haitian or something. It did not work well. I tried my best. Yeah, hold on. It's going to be my next project.
05:18:48
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I'm going to make myself.
05:19:15
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We are so sorry But the prompt you entered Violates our content policy Oh I got that too You see what I'm saying But if I said it Look actually I'm going to say right now Make them white and see what it does
05:19:49
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I mean, you literally just did it.
05:19:54
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Sorry, i can't help with changing or assigning a person's race or ethnicity in an image. But you literally just did it. Wait, don't I have Gronk now?
05:20:06
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Gronk's a dirty little bitch. It'll do it. I
05:20:13
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i don't know how to use Gronk. Oh, wait, there's Gronk.
05:20:19
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I'm waiting to see if it if it hits me back and says anything. the nonsensical nonsense on the nonsensical network. What do they do?
05:20:32
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They trade their races. but Finishing up. Finishing up. finishing up great It had no issue, by the way, with generating you whiter than what you are. Zero issue. Zero. No violation.
05:20:52
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Made you freaking glow. Like, literally, quite literally glowing. Look. oh I'm like Bruce Leroy. No issue with that, but hey, make them black?
05:21:06
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Sorry, we can't do that. we We can't offend him that way. Fucking
05:21:13
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God damn it, ChatGPT. You suck. Let's see what Gronk does. we'll see what grok says I've never used Gronk before.
05:21:46
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don't know how to generate pictures on Gronk, to be you. I don know what doing. The reason why Gronk will allow a person's heritage to be changed is because it does not abide by the same strict guidelines that we do. When you ask to make a real person black, white, African-American, or otherwise change their race or ethnicity, that's changing a sensitive personal attribute. I can't help edit in images of real people to alter or assign those attributes.
05:22:18
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bitch. Pussy. Fucking lame ass.
05:22:33
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wonder why they would do that seems a little strange
05:22:44
Speaker
Why? why why Shaman's run a shamanz rubbing off of me a little too much, man. I'm sorry. Shaman's running around in the background.
05:22:58
Speaker
Shaman's rubbing off of me a little too much, man. I'm sorry.
05:23:04
Speaker
It was funny. Last night, I made that same joke. I made that joke on the on their show. and I lost power. Our whole block lost power. So I got kicked from the show, obviously, because everything went out. I'm like sitting here like, oh shit. I was just making a joke. it was just It was just a joke. But I ended up walking outside and seeing all the neighbors out with their flashlights. And um' like, oh, OK, so the whole street's out. Got it. OK. It wasn't just me.
05:23:34
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I got a little worried there for a second. Like, ain't going to lie, man. You fucked up, bro. You fucked up. I bet I fucked up. Is Gronk doing it? Yeah, gotta...
05:23:56
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mean, I'm not mad at it. I'm a good-looking black dude. Let me see? No, I'm gonna show you.
05:24:11
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I'm gonna show you. You're going to don't think I'd be mad. I think i'm I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it. You're going be a un man I'll be getting all the bitches.
05:24:25
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yeah
05:24:29
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All the white girls will want this chocolate. You need to move out here to Idaho, man.
05:24:39
Speaker
Fucking move into Utah? What the fuck's wrong with you? It's not fucking Utah, goddammit For the last fucking time It's not, let's face it It won't be the last time I'm gonna come there like Oh I don't know this really is you i't know
05:25:05
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Oh, shit, Rocky. I never knew you lived in Idaho. Why does Utah have so many goddamn potatoes, Rocky? That's weird. yeah They spell Utah wrong in Utah.
05:25:18
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but but and
05:25:22
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That is crazy how they did that. That's insane. I'm trying to yeah i'm gonna keep that photo. a Screenshot on it real quick.
05:25:34
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I just i'd sent it to you, didn't I?
05:25:38
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Not that one, but... You don't have to screenshot it.
05:25:44
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I just sent it to you.
05:25:52
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Come on, goddammit. Just fucking work. Wow. you really yeah You like your song. I've noticed that you've been using it for your outros. I just put it in there. i liked it You like your theme song, don't you?
05:26:04
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I do. i told you I did. Goddamn, you really are like woman. You don't fucking listen to shit I say. Hey, you know what? Not many people listen to shit you say, bro. That's not even fair.
05:26:20
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Oh, fucking A, dude. Fucking A. I saw it. God damn it.
05:26:29
Speaker
Fucking. I'm pissed. Nothing on me. Fucking Denzel. What? Get out of here. hey Look at that handsome devil. but oh man i gave you the head tattoo you know the head tattoo up in the got la sean glick and in the uh
05:26:51
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we got las sea glick and in the fucking fucking brag like fucking bra brad the quarterback
05:27:09
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Brad, the third string quarterback. was sha's li so Hey, man, it did well, though. That looks cool. Starting starting wide receiver and and safety. I like how he's trying to be all professional. He's got his hands tattooed. The next thing I'm going to Wait a minute.
05:27:31
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That photo's a lie. Wait a minute. Let me wait. The next thing I'm going to do is do this picture. him. with With both of us. Race reversal. but but
05:27:47
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I'm going to put your name as Bradley.
05:27:54
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like Bradley and Tyrone. Tyrone Glick. Tyrone. Tyrone Glick and Bradley. That is crazy, man.
05:28:08
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Oh, that's fucking... We're so dumb. Yeah, we sat here bullshitting guys for 20 minutes doing that.
05:28:17
Speaker
Fucking worth it. We also determined Gronk will listen to what the fuck we say chat GPT. awesome You know what we should ask is Scotto. I'm paying for X. I might as well take... i went Now I'm going to play around with Gronk a little bit and see what I can do on there.
05:28:35
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm verified on X. How do you like them apples? That is cool. i I have not... i I'm not verified on anything yet, man.
05:28:47
Speaker
I'll have to start making content again. Yeah, i don't know if that's cool or not. I literally pay $11 a month for a blue check and go live on on X.
05:28:58
Speaker
you know, sometimes people pay and sometimes people work for it and earn it. You know, it's just the way the cookies crumble. I didn't pay for the blue check mark. That was kind of like... That's not what you said a minute ago. i want Somebody to go back and click oh clip what he said. Go live on X because Twitch was stupid, but the check mark came with it, so...
05:29:20
Speaker
Oh, well... It's double. I would just say that that's that's just something that you get with it. That's okay. There's all kinds of things that came with the...
05:29:32
Speaker
with the... whatever the fuck you call it.
05:29:37
Speaker
Not you, but you know I mean. I don't, but you know what? it's' It's okay. It's alright, man. Don't you worry. Anyway. Creator Studio? Wait a minute. Oh, I'm ineligible. Why am I ineligible for revenue sharing? I don't want it. 500 premium followers. What the fuck does that mean? I've got like 2,000 followers.
05:30:03
Speaker
I mean 1,500 followers, but who's counting?
05:30:08
Speaker
More than I have. Clearly not me. More than I have, but not. remember I never, up until I decided I wanted to start going live on on ex again, like, don't even, what was the last thing that we posted on there before we started going live on one again? Uh, da-da-da.
05:30:33
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ah Uh,
05:30:43
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Yeah, it was July last year was the last time I posted anything on X. Wow. You need to keep up with social media, bro. No, that was before we started going live. Now I put all the lives on here.
05:30:56
Speaker
I have a download of your show on my computer. And i try to ah I try to remember to put my promo stuff up there for my guests. But i just i'm not i so I'm just not used to using X, you know what I mean?
05:31:10
Speaker
So...
05:31:14
Speaker
I got to get back into the habit of of using it again. Again. It's been several years back when John Cena had all the guys dressed up as him.
05:31:25
Speaker
I have your entire show. McAfee! Go! No! No! No! That was from WrestleMania. I have the whole show. people like hold the door open before you why do I have it like as a video on my computer for some reason.
05:31:42
Speaker
Yeah, that's a good question. That's weird, bro. Yeah, I don't know why I have that. I don't know how that even happened.
05:31:51
Speaker
You downloaded it. That's how it happened. I don't know how I downloaded it. i don't I'm not quite sure why it's on my computer. Rockmatch, bro. Huh? Stock much, bro?
05:32:03
Speaker
Oh, I stocked the shit out of you. I'm on all your social medias all the time. like I saw your video you posted on Facebook the other day. i'm like, there's my man. you know I can say that because can't sleep. but
05:32:20
Speaker
so its its Don't wake up now Don't you dare wake up You stay in that cocoon I'm joking it's dare wake up out of your k look your co She's just gonna appear behind my chair Just rise up Just go But I really will have to do an RIP Rocky song. A real one this time. He's actually gone. I'll change a picture. It'll be me crying in front of your tubes. Oh, geez, man. RIP Rocky, for real this time. For real this time. For For realsies.
05:33:08
Speaker
Oh, man. We're realsies. What's going on, X? I see a couple of Yins watching.
05:33:16
Speaker
to Say hi to the X people. what up yeah people don't get love. How you guys doing, man?
05:33:27
Speaker
Yeah, it sucks because the comments from X don't come up on the... ah and check So you have to try to, you have to try, you have to like look at both at the same time, man.
05:33:40
Speaker
Yeah. So if i um
05:33:45
Speaker
listen
05:33:48
Speaker
I could actually put, just put X up on my phone and and see if any comments come through. I always try to put out there, like, you know, If you're watching on X, jump over to the YouTube channel. you We got the link in the chat. If you want to come on the panel, you're welcome. to yeah you know ah you know We can see your chats if you want to hang out, you know whatever the case may be. make sure you' some We did some reviews on X. We're just coming back just a few weeks ago.
05:34:18
Speaker
Way more views than we got on Twitch ever. Yeah. So it's all about the views, man.
05:34:27
Speaker
P. Diddy said it was all about the Benjamins, but we know where that goes. No, hey that's not true. it It's not about the Benjamins. It's about the baby oil. Mo money, mo money. I think I saw it.
05:34:40
Speaker
A skit where somebody changed it. It's all about the baby oil, baby. or it's on love so but He's have such a hard time. When he gets out, man, he can... I mean, honestly, if if I was him, I would come... When I got out of jail, I would release my own baby oil line.
05:35:00
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It will sell. It will 100% sell. Yeah, will. There's no doubt about it because... no fucking People ain't got no damn sense in their fucking heads.
05:35:11
Speaker
Yeah. I would sell the baby oil. That's the first thing I do before anything else. I'm selling the baby oil, my own baby oil. Because, I mean, there's no other way to bounce back from it. It's kind of like Bill Cosby. Like if he actually got out and was acquitted or whatever, I'm not condoning this YouTube or anybody else who's watching.
05:35:33
Speaker
I would release Pudding Pops. Icicle fudge pops that have bill cosfield i would I would do it for the meme because there's not you can't tell me that these kids will not go out and buy it they will do you go out and buy it what he had you would have to do is release his own line of like Bill Cosby cocktail drinks yep oh yeah and then there's that too yep yep the coics
05:36:04
Speaker
Cosby cocktails, we call it the Cosby Man
05:36:10
Speaker
You the boys You know when they introduced Soldier Boy And he was like, man Bill Cosby Used to throw the wildest parties He could really make a good drink I'm like, oh no Come on Come on Exactly Come on, you didn't go there Come on exactly exactly ah you didn't go there
05:36:34
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unnecessary boys unfreaking believable oh okay bye rocky jesus christ don't worry we'll bring rocky back here we'll bring him back we'll bring him back in spirit there he is thanks for joining the broadcast rocky there he is you're taking up all my screen time rocky why you got to be the center of attention bro thank you Oh, now you ain't got nothing to say. Look at you. With your stupid smug look on your stupid face.
05:37:10
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<unk>istically and I'm still trying to figure out what's going on. Give me one second. I don't know what happened there. just you done't You done broke it with your Caucasianness.
05:37:31
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Stop pushing buttons. you
05:37:37
Speaker
Fucking stuff goes right through you just like real beer. I'm going to try to figure out my technical difficulties that's going on over here.
05:38:10
Speaker
Your technical difficulties are you had more than one tab open and you went to close it and you closed them off. I have no clue what's going on. Give me one second.
05:38:21
Speaker
I can see that my voice is the audio is tripping.
05:38:29
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Yo, it sounds fun.
05:38:36
Speaker
Your audio sounds fine. Oh, there you go. You just showed up again. Yeah, I don't know what happened there. You're showing up now, like meaning like I can hear you now, but for some reason you just went dead silent.
05:38:52
Speaker
And then my screen refreshed. Good old Steam Yard. You guys do a great job. some i' Never mind. Don't want to say that. Don't want to piss off the superiors. We need their money.
05:39:04
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dead Well, they're not paying StreamYard money. yeah pay You know what, Ben? You guys need to fucking get your shit together. That's twice to now, tonight, where somebody had an issue with audio on here. Just saying. you know get your get your Get your life together, StreamYard. Stop putting all these yeah bullshit. but i can If you hover up on the up on the top of the screen where the little StreamYard logo is, if you hover on it, you can make the duck dance.
05:39:36
Speaker
Rather have clear audio. Instead of all the stupid updates that you guys have.
05:39:48
Speaker
Can we have stuff that works? What's this? What's this button do? That's a new button. Whoa.
05:39:56
Speaker
There's two people on the stage. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
05:40:03
Speaker
Oh, I think I can adjust your mic while you... I can turn your fucking mic all the way down. We're all the way down. Oh, man. There's just like new features over here that I'm looking at.
05:40:15
Speaker
What's this do?
05:40:18
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Edic mic. Oh, yeah. That's just your mic. Oh, I can i can disable.
05:40:28
Speaker
Yeah, you made it yourself somehow, buddy.
05:40:36
Speaker
oh Oh, that's actually cool. What the shit?
05:40:47
Speaker
There we go. Yeah. That's cool, man. ah I can't read. I can't I can't I can't ah can enable it or or whatever. i can just turn it off, but I can't turn it back on. No, that's ah that's actually cool to know that you can do because like if you get somebody who's trying to do something, you know, whatever on on the YouTube space or whatever and trying to flash or whatever, you you can like cut them, you know?
05:41:15
Speaker
Yeah. What's this? Oh, that's just that shit. I thought that was something fancy, but it's just that shit.
05:41:25
Speaker
Yeah. Well, that's a, that's an interesting. Yeah. i can't turn your camera back on, but I can turn it off.
05:41:34
Speaker
Social media widgets. What's this? I don't know how you did that either. We just have to turn your camera back on at the bottom of the screen. Oh, there's a QR code for our streamer.
05:41:45
Speaker
Oh no, no, no. That's a QR code for our bio link.
05:41:58
Speaker
What's this?
05:42:05
Speaker
What's this do?
05:42:10
Speaker
I should be sober more often.
05:42:15
Speaker
No, no, no, no. There's no way, man. but Don't use this as an excuse for that. Look thisricking fuck look at this Tyrone. Tyrone, man.
05:42:34
Speaker
Sorry, I'm having too much fun. That's funny.
05:42:47
Speaker
So what's this do? I'm going to hide that. And I'm going to create this. What's that do? Start and show.
05:42:59
Speaker
Well, where's it going to go?
05:43:05
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Show.
05:43:07
Speaker
I can create a poll. No shit. Two.
05:43:13
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no shit ah two
05:43:19
Speaker
Does it count? How do you vote on it? You gotta to type it into the chat I guess oh that's actually really cool man You can run a poll of like Who's the greatest host of all time and look Yeah it shows up 100% fucking right he is We got two votes It doesn't update on here though But it shows on the stream That it's updated
05:43:52
Speaker
Yeah, there's like a widget section. I can move it.
05:43:58
Speaker
What? All kinds of little. Okay, but still, we would take the audio over all this being better.
05:44:12
Speaker
How do i Okay, wait. I'm going to try this real quick. What are you trying? I want to go to the YouTube and see if I can...
05:44:34
Speaker
yeah Just some but two We're just fucking around right now man say fucking right he is and twenty five percent says clearly why ask it just its just bamin ah i wanted to see if it would give me more than one vote Does it? but It doesn't. It only gives you one.
05:45:07
Speaker
Yeah. If you only get one vote, then that's cool because it keeps it fair, you know? Yeah. That's ah yeah that's ah that's a cool little thing to...
05:45:18
Speaker
We'll stop the poll here. ah the people have spoken. 75% say. You can't vote on your phone fucking poll. What the fuck is that, bro? well I didn't vote just some day. Yeah, you did. You put your two in there. That's what made it 100%.
05:45:37
Speaker
Just some dude did What are you talking about bro And then you voted 9000 fucking times
05:45:47
Speaker
I just wanted to see if it worked it did not It did not It was a waste of time Why did you change my god damn Virtual background I did it. You did that when you were when you were drill messing around with stuff. No, I didn't do that. I can't do that. i don't even i don't even know I don't know how to do any of this stuff like you were doing, bro. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here. Blur. Whoa. Oh, there you
05:46:21
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oh there you go. Where belong. Where you belong. just
05:46:25
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Southern borderline racist. Yep. but I said it with that twang on purpose.
05:46:35
Speaker
Back in the fucking jungle. Okay, I'm joking. I'm joking. Back in the woods. We're coming along, boy. Back in the woods. Back in the woods, boy.
05:46:47
Speaker
Back in the woods, boy. You don't want out here. You don't belong around these parts.
05:46:54
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said We don't like the old kind around here. Oh, you can stop the poll and then resume the poll?
05:47:07
Speaker
Okay. I see you use.
05:47:13
Speaker
Yeah, you gotta start using that, man. Yeah, we need a reason for some polls. I got QR codes I can put down here and I can what's this What's this style do?
05:47:26
Speaker
Oh, yeah. oh yeah that's Okay, i knew i yeah knew about that. What's this do? Oh, I made a circle.
05:47:37
Speaker
Squares. Not a fan of the squares, really. like the style or the circle. Brand color is now orange. I kind of like the orange.
05:47:50
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Yeah, I'll keep the orange. Minimal. Minimal. budget oh Classic.
05:48:00
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Bubbles.
05:48:08
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Large. Oh, shit.
05:48:15
Speaker
Huh.
05:48:20
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Interesting.
05:48:23
Speaker
Okay. Okay, okay, streamer. You got some cool features.
05:48:29
Speaker
But, you know, be really cool if the audio was fixed. and I'm just trying to say, man. that's that That'd be cool. It'd be cool if you did.
05:48:42
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Goddamn, man.
05:48:47
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Just throwing that out there. Just throwing that out there to you and
05:48:54
Speaker
the other go See, right on cue. What? i'm got I got a drop, bro. The boss is coming to our dungeon. That goddamn Russian white devil. You say that every week. She's such a big fan of you, too. yeah She knows I'm only messing around. Actually, I've got question.
05:49:22
Speaker
um I'm only teasing. I'm glad she doesn't take a personal. Oh, hell no. She's still like the biggest piece of shit because I don't even know her at all and I'm just over here. No, no. She watches the show too. She's tuned in and whatnot have you.
05:49:38
Speaker
Fucking calm down, Putin. He'll be there when he gets her. Yep, for real. She's like, and you fucking just sign off and agree with him.
05:49:51
Speaker
but Yeah, I do. Because it's true. You watch it?
05:49:57
Speaker
She's like, nah, you've had enough of your boy time. its that's enough It's enough time on the internet with your little boyfriends. Goddamn right, man. That's my boyfriend right there.
05:50:10
Speaker
That's my friend. That's my boy. That's my boyfriend. You
05:50:19
Speaker
can do that, man. Just cosign. Like, yep.
05:50:28
Speaker
when a man tax the truths are chieffeson think All right, Glickman. I love you, man. Chat with you here on the flip. and everybody, don't forget to like and subscribe. For those of you who are remaining.
05:50:47
Speaker
Like, share, subscribe, tell your mama. Yep, and you know, the Rocky React Show is coming here soon. So stay tuned in for that. You guys got to be loyal rad to the network. reaction Fuck you, Glick. The Bradley Show. Welcome to the Bradley Show, everybody. I'm Bradley. I'm Gary, Bradley. don't know.
05:51:14
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I was born this way. Oh, man, I got to get up in a few hours and and drive to St. Clairsville tomorrow. yeah ben It's going to be a good day tomorrow, I think.
05:51:27
Speaker
Yeah? Yeah, we're going out to St. Clairsville. We got to take a peek at the ah ah banquet hall or whatever venue. I don't know what you want to call it.
05:51:37
Speaker
Where we're doing, Kayla's doing a graduation party for her nephew back home for all their family back home at the end of this month. So we're going to go out and take a look at the ah yeah the spots.
05:51:50
Speaker
So we can i we can get a better idea and visualization of how how she wants to do everything. So we're gonna go out there tomorrow morning and meet with them and then spend the day out there and hang out with mom and dad and maybe go see her cousin and stuff.
05:52:06
Speaker
Cool, man. Sounds good. It'll be a nice day. are you still on call tomorrow? Yeah, I'm on call until Monday, I think. Oh, okay.
05:52:18
Speaker
Hopefully nothing happens tomorrow.
Closing Remarks and Future Announcements
05:52:23
Speaker
I'm fucking tired as hell, too. ah man Get some rest, man. You got a lot of we got a long day tomorrow.
05:52:30
Speaker
Yeah. These fuckers can wait.
05:52:36
Speaker
i mean, I almost made it six hours. All right. About there, yeah. The time flew by. Yeah, man. Wrap this biatch up.
05:52:48
Speaker
Speaking of bitches, there's a Russian one calling your name. Yep. And she's not the most patient, so I am going to bid adieu. Nothing fun this night. Nothing fun tonight. Just just ah just just quite frankly summoning. um You have been beckoned.
05:53:10
Speaker
No, you do that. I'm going to do my closing spiel. Love you, brother. Appreciate you coming up and hanging out. Have a good day. Yeah, man, it's always something new every fucking week. Now I got a frickin' Brantley.
05:53:22
Speaker
and Climate Sete and Brantley are just haunting my fucking dreams. God damn it. I hate that he looks like me. All right, I'm out. Tyrone says bye.
05:53:39
Speaker
Tyrone Glick says peace out. No. ah Oh, my gosh. Oh, thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out.
05:53:49
Speaker
Sorry. it was ah It was a weird one tonight, wasn't it? it was it was Well, it's Saturday night. It's always weird. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and make sure you you check out the rest of the social medias. Facebook, Instagram, X on TikTok. Yeah, we're on TikTok. We don't do much on TikTok, but we're there.
05:54:07
Speaker
um Shows are live on our Facebook, YouTube, and X channels. You guys can watch us live. You can get in the chatter's box and hang out with us and shoot to shit. ah And then you can listen anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at. And thank you guys again. I say it every week, and I'm going to continue to say thank you guys again for listening and supporting our show.
05:54:28
Speaker
um We're coming up on almost a year of being in the top 100 podcasts in all of Ohio. And I know it's not just people listening in Ohio, but you guys listening and all over the place and dropping likes and reviews and and and all that stuff on on what we do. And were greatly appreciate it.
05:54:48
Speaker
Keep us in the top five spots. Give us, get on there and and rate us and like us on your Apple podcast, wherever you listen to podcasts up. Let's take the number one spot, man. We're hanging out with some big fucking dogs in the Ohio area.
05:55:02
Speaker
as far as podcasters go because they're Buckeye related. And the fact that we're just hanging around just really probably annoying the piss out of them is awesome. So thank you guys, all of you who who listen and watch and support us. Keep doing it. Keep telling your friends about us.
05:55:17
Speaker
ah And don't forget, we always got the super chats on the shows. If you guys want to drop some super chats and help support the show or stickers or gifts or whatever they're called,
05:55:29
Speaker
And then we've always got the cash app open if you want to help support the show and, you know, push me into the direction of getting merch if you guys want merch. I don't know if you guys want merch or not, but if you do, let me know. We'll get it figured out.
05:55:44
Speaker
But any whoosies, tune in next week for Speedway Stories. I know Wally's got guests on Monday and Thursday. i have on Tuesday on Glick's House of Music.
05:55:59
Speaker
I have Thistle and Oak will be hanging out with me on Glick's House of Music. And Joe Soraka will be hanging out with me on Glick's Comedy Lounge next week. And then, of course, Saturday we have Cash's Corner.
05:56:18
Speaker
And then this show next Saturday. So, yeah.
05:56:27
Speaker
I was going to say something.
05:56:30
Speaker
I got it. Live loud, laugh hard. And as always, stay nonsensical, baby. good or be good at it. Go ahead and enjoy a little bit of my wrestling theme song.
05:56:46
Speaker
At the end of the day.
05:56:54
Speaker
You already know who runs this place.
05:57:26
Speaker
The whole room tense, big boots don't make the floorboards bend, nonsensical network on the screen, flash red, everybody talk to Blitz show instead.
05:57:38
Speaker
Half wild man, half black outrage, whole crowd locked when he hit the stage. Talk real loud till the lights go black, then the Sasquatch coming in the can't talk back.
05:57:50
Speaker
Leather jacket, muddy boots, hands up high. Middle fingers pointing straight at the sky He don't need approval, don't care what they say Cause he still leaves standing at the end of the day And whether they love him or hate him instead He's still living rent-free inside they head At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big Ben Sasquatch Yeah, the name they feel
05:58:24
Speaker
And get out of my way.
05:58:36
Speaker
And he's here to stay. Whole room freeze when the red light glow. Blick walk in and he already know.
05:58:47
Speaker
Nonsensical network built from the ground. Now the whole damn crew got a powerful sound. Talk.
05:58:55
Speaker
The Sasquatch grinned and roasted Everybody sitting next to him Half the crowd cheer, half the crowd mad But they all tune in cause the chaos too bad And whether they love him or hate him instead He still live rent free inside they hid At the end of the day I'm still standing here Big bad Sasquatch Yeah, the name they fear
05:59:31
Speaker
Click hit the building