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Nonsensical Nonsense: Brain Buffering
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Tonight on Nonsensical Nonsense, we've got no plans, no filter, and absolutely no clue where this train is headed. Join Glick and the crew as they dive headfirst into pure chaos, questionable decisions, random topics,and whatever Nonsense happens to load into the brain. No Topic is Off Limits. No Sense is Required. Only on The Nonsensical Network
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Whimsical Beginnings
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Broadcast is live from the edge reason. Where common sense comes to die. Welcome to the nonsensical network. And now, nonsensical nonsense!
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Cold beer sweating in a skull mark mug, smoking the air and chaos on the rug. Red light blowing, microphones hot, talking about everything, whether it makes sense or not.
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Outlaws, eyeballs, drifters and fools, we threw the damn handbook out with the rules. Kick back, crack one, pull up a chair, ain't nobody.
Chaos and Laughter Promised
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One wild story turns into ten. Welcome to nonsense, sickle nonsense tonight. Where the trail at the tracks and it's up.
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We'll be right back.
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No topic of limits, no filter inside We might solve the world's problems or start a bar fight Laugh till you cry and shake your head in disbelief The nonsense is the cure and the chaos is relief Nobody knows what's coming next That's what keeps this whole thing blitzed Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense Tonight Where the train left the tracks and dishearsed
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On the Nonsensical Network. Well, the world's gone crazy. That's nothing new. So grab
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a drink and laugh it through. If you're looking for no more, you've come to the wrong saloon. We're cranking the medicine.
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Welcome to nonsensical nonsense tonight. Turn it up loud and let it ride all night.
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Ball busting in stories, fears and laughs. Living life somewhere outside the map. When the smoke clears and the last call's done. We'll still be raising hell and having fun.
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The nonsensical networks where the wild things run.
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And nonsensical nonsense has only just begun
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Goddamn, man. I can make a fucking banger. You haven't been replaced. It's just a little something-something was playing with. Stop being a fucking cry-baby back bitch.
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What's going on, y'all? Happy Saturday night. Welcome back to the Nonsensical Network. A little nonsensical nonsense in here. That's a lot of fucking words and a lot of hard things to say all at once. But either way, we got them out. Nonsensical nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network, baby.
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One of many, many, many, many shows to choose from. So if you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Give us a like, share, subscribe.
00:04:48
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All that fun jazz. Chatter's box is wide open. The door will be wide open here before long. It's Saturday night. That means you guys get to come hang out with us and be on the panel if you want.
00:04:59
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ah So don't forget about the super chats. Every Saturday night, we got the super chats going. If we hit our goal, whoever is the highest super chatter of the night, if we hit our goal, you guys...
Audience Engagement and Merchandise
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can choose a show of your choice to co-host on, whether it's Monday night Speedway Stories with Wally and Fidel Bongs, ah Tuesday Glick's House of Music, Wednesday night Glick's Comedy Lounge, Thursday another edition of Speedway Stories.
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We don't know what's going on on Fridays right now, but Saturdays you got your choice of nonsensical nonsense. not really going to be a co-host because you can just come up and be on the show once I drop the link. So it's really not that big of a deal. But if you wanted to co-host on Saturday night, I'll give you you know an hour or so to shoot the shit with me one-on-one if you wanted to.
00:05:55
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We also have Cash's Corner if wrestling's your thing. And even maybe possibly Beyond the Veil. I got to talk to the boss lady to see if that show's on the table. I don't know.
00:06:06
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I haven't got a yes or no. Plus, that show's kind of been on a little bit of a hiatus, mainly because we've been so busy lately. But I do good news about that. That's going to be on tomorrow night. Beyond the Vale is coming back tomorrow night.
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Ah, what's going on in the chatter's box? What's going on? I see you guys. Smash that like, share, and subscribe button. And please don't forget about the Super Chats for a chance to co-host. I already said that, but Wally said it a long time ago. Thank you, Wally.
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Also, don't forget to follow us on all the social media platforms. We appreciate your support. Thank you, Rock Lee. I appreciate that as well. I did say that too. yeah Your mom's late, bro.
00:06:48
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i already said that too. I don't know what to do with Jedi. I love the guy. What up, Daniel? How you doing, buddy? Daniel Burr, sports.
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Hey, look, we're in the chat, too. but put the What up, everybody? What up, Jedi? What up, Chris Technician? You have not been replaced. Shut up.
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Ty Spork in the building. What's going on?
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don't know if you're dabbing or flagging in an airplane. You're not allowed to quit. Jam on it. Yeah.
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I don't care. I'll rebuild this bitch if I have to. I've done it before. I'll do it again. Yo, Chaka.
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Shut up, James. You asked for it.
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Boo, boo, glick, who? You guys wouldn't know what I quit by someone else. Okay. Okay. I'm bringing back your favorite person. They can host they can host Speedway Story.
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I don't know which one. I guess take your pick of favorite people, Wally. Anyways, yeah, it is Saturday night, man. it's gonna du I look forward to Saturday nights. Peep the shirt. Got a new Hawaiian shirt. Got my guy Lilo or Stitch or whatever. Yeah, Stitch on it. i don't know if you guys can see him there. He's somewhere. Yep, kids got it for me for Father's Day. There he is. little stitch in Yeah, I love Lilo and Stitch, man.
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Man, that sucks. That old girl that voiced Lilo, and I know I say it wrong. I do it on purpose because it drives my daughter are crazy. She passed away this week. And then, like, within a few days of her passing, she was dittied.
00:08:36
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It's fucking wild. please Please don't. None of that. Well, Rocky, if Wally quits, you have to host Speedway Story. No.
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now um Yeah, that's fucking crazy, man. Little girl just died and and she got, find out she got Diddy. So now Diddy's, I guess he's gonna be in trouble for that too. So I don't know. We'll go find out what the fuck happens there.
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um Like that post, you post it. Thank you for liking the post that I posted. i appreciate it that. Diddy after death? think no No, no. She was Diddy when she was, a when she was,
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She was little, like, you know, how he likes him.
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I have heard no allegations of any Diddy after death. I have heard no allegations of Diddy being a necrophile. So I'm going to put that out there so don't come back. and says Somebody down the road says, Quick on the Nonsensical Network said that P. Diddy likes to bang dead people.
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I didn't say it.
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Didn't even put that out there. Didn't even put that out there. Didn't even rename it to the Vroom Vroom Show. but That's exactly what it would be called if I was hosting yeah, you know, the usual Chris Technician. i appreciate you, buddy.
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Ooh. I heard it on the nonsensicals.
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I don't care. You can say that. Maybe people, yeah you know what? If it grows our audience, it grows our audience. So that's
Family and Fatherhood Reflections
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a fucking win, in my opinion, at the end of the day. Oh, speaking of my end of the day, Rocky, I want to shout out to my guest this week.
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Wally wasn't doing shows this week. ah If you guys can, send some prayers, good vibes, positive thoughts, all that fun stuff. Wally's way. So he didn't do a shows this week. So I only got my head, my guest to shout out being Heather to the max glicks house of music. She was on there. We were talking about all our music and everything like that.
00:10:56
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She was awesome. We had a lot of fun hanging out. So shout out to Heather and thank you for coming on and hanging out with me. And you guys can find her at Heather to the max on all the social media. Yes.
00:11:10
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And then Wednesday night, I had a super funny comedian, Bill Huebner, come on and hang out. And I think we talked about anything and everything except for comedy.
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But he was an awesome dude. We had a great time. Looking forward to having him back. If we lived closer, him and I would already be hanging out together. um We had a lot of fun. So shout out to Bill. You can find Bill on the social media. He's at Bill Huebner.
00:11:35
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If you need to go back look at our social medias, I've got them tagged in the shows much like Wally does for his guests So you guys can always go and give them a follow and check out Their music their comedy their racing whatever the case may be so Yeah, it was ah it was it was a fun week
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No, I I gliddy diddy he got gliddy
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Wow.
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Happy early father's day. We've had our share of laughs, arguments, chaos over the years, but one thing nobody can take away from you the love you have for your kids. You the man. Oh, Rocky, you're going to make me cry like 12 minutes into the show, buddy.
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but but But thank you. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. um All the dads, all the stepdads, bonus dads. I don't like that step-parent thing. I don't like that.
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It's gross. It's not good because I like i like bonus parents because, you know, if you're lucky enough to have a really cool kick-ass fucking bonus parent, it's like, I don't know, it's like a
00:12:51
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It's like an unexpected, I don't even know where I'm going, but if you got a bonus parent, man, shout out. They're cool people. They stepped in and stepped up when when somebody else stepped out. So shout out to all the dads out there.
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It's ah pretty intensive but and sensitive to the nod. Shut up, lazy.
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Thank you. The kids got me, man. They got me good. they got they i Father's Day has always just been another day. It's not really been that big of a deal. But the other night, because they went back to their moms yesterday. Yeah, it's Saturday. um So the other night I came out from doing my routine shit shower and all that stuff. And they were both hanging out on the bed with Kayla and had two big bags and one bag had all kinds of snacks in it because, you know, the Sasquatch loves his snacky snacks. So, but and then I got a couple new Hawaiian shirts, the one I have on tonight. I got a T-shirt that said I'm the coolest dad or best dad or something. I don't know.
00:14:03
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Got me a sweet little koozie because I'm classy, sassy, and gassy. My daughter said that I'm sassy. And some body wash and see if that looks like it's a beer bottle. No, they did good, man. I was shocked. I didn't expect it. Never expect anything on Father's Day. So um it was a nice little pleasant surprise. Plus, you know, couple new Hawaiian shirts.
00:14:31
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um So, yeah, they'll be with their mom. And their bonus dad. and her bonus dad Kids got two dads, man, two dads and.
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Two moms, so that's kind of cool.
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decision This the bar was set low. I'm just kidding. she Fuck them kids.
00:15:06
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I'm only here for the kids I stuck around for.
00:15:10
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No, man, but no, on a serious note, man, shout out to all the dads. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there, especially the ones that that stuck around, man. You fucking, you fucked around and found out.
00:15:22
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You should have pulled out, jackass. Don't get mad.
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um
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But yeah, anyways, so yeah, man.
Merchandise and Technical Hiccups
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What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Great week of shows. um i did i did I did get the vinyls for Wally's truck.
00:15:47
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And I did order stickers, guys. I ordered stickers because I was going to get you guys yeah at least some stickers so you know I could show that I'm making an effort on merch. But but the website that I ordered them from when I placed my order glitched out.
00:16:10
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These are like... 1.5 by 1.5. They supposed to be 2.5 by 2.5.
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So, if you want some, I'll send them to you. They ain't worth about shit, but I will be ordering new ones here very soon. I'm going some bigger ones, get them right this time.
00:16:29
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But, yeah. That's that's it it's pretty dope. However, in the ones for Wally's truck turned out fucking amazing. And I got to get those to you, Wally. So if you are going to be around tomorrow, and if it's okay, ah maybe Kayla and I will make a trip up to the burn and drop your vinyls off for you so you can see them. They look fucking great. I can't wait to see them on the truck.
00:17:00
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The QR code looks good.
00:17:08
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I don't know if this was user error or App error, but either way, i have 100 of these motherfuckers. Oh, thank you. I meant to do that. You going to lay down and go back to sleep?
00:17:21
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i love you.
00:17:24
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But, yes, if you want some of these, I will gladly send you guys some. I was going to send them for free anyway, so hit me up in the social medias if you want some, and I'll get them mailed out. I don't know what to do with them.
00:17:36
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I'm not flipping you guys off. I'm literally holding but
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I don't want to... Shut up, Rocky. ah You got to pay for a shirt, Chris Technician. Shirts are not free. Well, I do owe you a free shirt, but I'll get you a free shirt after you pay for a shirt.
00:17:59
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Abandoning is way way easier. Make a trip to... I'm not going to come to fucking Utah, bro. There's nothing in Utah.
00:18:11
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I mean, I can rub my balls on them if you want me to. I think you might be ah might be able to just scratch and sniff them.
00:18:21
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You're genius, Lazy. Yeah, I'll just rub my balls all over them.
00:18:29
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i know, right, Ty? is. it It's not much bigger than a stamp, man. It really is. It's a tiny little... Like I said, it could have been user error. it could have been...
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The app that I use to order stuff is kind of glitchy. So I don't know if I accidentally hit a button and it went back to default settings. Why anybody would order stickers this small?
00:18:51
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I don't fucking know. But I promise you guys I'm fixing it. They're fixing it. they're The company is super cool. um They gave me a little bit of a kickback, a little bit of a credit.
00:19:03
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We just got a graduation party and a vacation and shit going on the next few weeks. So I will get brand new stickers and then anybody who wants them. Let me know. The great thing about them is I'll send you a couple few. They have our q QR code on them so you can stick them sons of bitches in restaurant restaurant restaurants bars.
00:19:25
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Crack alleys. I don't care. Stick them somewhere. People can scan our QR code and they can come follow us like a sheriff's and all that fun jazz. um i
00:19:39
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Bear with me. I'm working on a couple of things. I'm working on a few ideas. As far as March goes, I'll put out a post. I will see if there's a demand. I will see if it'll be worth it in the long run. And if it is, I will take all of your monies and I will be in the shirt making business very soon.
00:20:01
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At least shirts, you know, to start with, because I think I can knock out shirts super easy.
00:20:13
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That is a weird fucking way to spell Utah, Rocky.
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but The site is clicky. We might have been sharing the same internet last week. the it You know what? that could I ordered these stickers when my internet was still all fucked up. So you can be 100% but percent Accurate as fucking that it was my fault, but nonetheless either way it happened. It's done All I can do is try again and get new ones and get better ones. I am playing around I want to figure out how to ah Put this on a shirt. I don't know how it's gonna work if it's gonna work But I think it would be fucking sick. It may be a one-off shirt that I do for myself ah I don't know
00:21:05
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There's me playing around with, uh, with chat GPT. I will be making some, some way, somehow click squash. Don't care shirts with the logo on it, but I can put that on a shirt right there. Somehow, some way I'm rocking the fuck out of it.
00:21:20
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Cause that shit sucks, son.
00:21:26
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But nonetheless, I got to, uh,
00:21:35
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Thanks for sharing my secrets, Chaka. I was trying not to spoil it, but yeah, yeah this is true statement. I hate both of you. I hate it. I fucking hate it here.
00:21:59
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Fucking hate it here.
00:22:05
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That's why they are small. Damn internet. I believe it. I believe it, Wally.
00:22:13
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Shout out Rock Lee and the Rockettes. We're finally getting merch. Gay. Gay. You know, I just want to say in like two weeks, Glick Squatch has already put out more songs than Rocky's done in 10 years.
00:22:28
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I mean...
00:22:32
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Hey, Bodog. Happy Father's Day to you as well, my friend. And cheers. I'll be dropping that link in just a couple minutes. Give me just a minute.
00:22:44
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I also want to thank you guys in the chat and everybody who came in Wednesday night. Man, that's what I'm looking forward to on on on our shows. The chat was lively.
00:22:55
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The chat was into the conversation. The guest had an absolute blast. Bill had a blast. Even whose wife, who does not watch podcasts watch live streaming, stayed for the whole show, man. That was a huge honor that she was there for the whole show and commenting and having fun with us.
00:23:15
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That was cool, man. That was cool.
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And, yeah.
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Yeah, it was all you, MoDogs.
00:23:31
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it it was It was a lot. i mean he there was a lot of ah There was a lot of his friends in the chat, too, and that was cool. i mean, that's, you know, um i don't i I don't always get, and and it's no biggie. It's guests that share out, or when guests are sharing out there, people aren't coming through to support them.
00:23:54
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if you like if you If you like someone and yeah and you like what they do, don't fucking support everything they do, man. Damn. but You know, like, what the hell?
00:24:07
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You fuckers will send money and and support and everything else to these goofy-ass athletes and actors and singers who can give a shit less if you're alive. don't know.
00:24:23
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Hey, Ty. Ty.
00:24:29
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I know what this is. I don't know. This is another 14-year project, I'm assuming. What up, Severin? You good?
00:24:44
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I showed up for Glick and the Yellow Thong, but stayed for the stick.
00:24:50
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Yeah. Support those that support you. Yeah. mo it a chicken Um, I don't know. Last night I was in, uh, I was in a lazy, lazy and shamans. Uh, so chat and, you know I've been trying to make an appearance in the chat a little bit more often. I do want to try to pull up on the show a little bit more often.
00:25:13
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Um, but, uh, I got yelled at for being in the chat last night. So I, you know, I'm damned if I do it, I'm damned if I don't, I, uh, i don't know what I don't know what Jedi wants.
00:25:26
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Plus, they were being really rude and very disrespectful to my guy Shaman last night. and Lucky I didn't come up on that panel.
00:25:38
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So, yeah. don't think I got anything else to banter and rant and rave about. Yeah, I made the new song intro tonight. Yeah.
00:25:50
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um I was just playing around with some shit today. and Oh, so
00:26:01
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I was looking into things. You know, you guys, I want to do the, yeah I want to do the, the I don't know what I really want to call it yet, the music slash comedy slash whatever thing.
00:26:14
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And I kind of set my sights a little too high on the four-day thing. But I started looking into that today because that's how my ADHD brain works is, Let's.
00:26:26
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W. Good. Yeah. don't Don't worry about it. We got tomorrow and. Well, maybe we'll have tomorrow. It's been odd.
00:26:41
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Yeah, might run out. I haven't got I mentioned it, but while I didn't say anything, but we also we're doing what our show tomorrow. okay I mean, i I worked so hard last night doing research.
00:26:54
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but
00:26:58
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Mo Dog said, oh yeah, hi Kaylee. but just From the Liberty Room. Hey, Sarge.
00:27:06
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Shut Rocky. Mind your business, Rocky. She's fine. She's fine. but
00:27:16
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What up, Rachel? is that a time They were pretty grumpy last night. What up, Rachel? Hey, Wally, don't know if you heard me or not, but I got your vitals, and if you guys will be around tomorrow, maybe Kayla and I can run them out to you.
00:27:33
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I'm thinking about taking her back up home and showing her where I grew up and stuff at. So if you guys are around, if it's okay, we'll swing by and drop them off.
00:27:46
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So you can see them. I don't know what you did now.
00:27:56
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Um, but so anyways, have us some conversations with my good friend about the music comedy podcast slash festival thingy thingy thingy thingy. First year, first run, first get go at it, a four day thing, really not a good idea.
00:28:13
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So I may dumb it down to like one, maybe two days and hopefully that'll be within the next year. um I'm going to start working on that, uh, very soon.
00:28:23
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Um, getting shit kind of put into a proposal type deal, checking on venues, checking with sponsors, um and then various other things that I have to do.
00:28:40
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um So when I say that I'm a busy guy, and you guys are busting my balls about merch, I'm doing a lot of shit over here, all
00:28:54
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Uh, anyways.
00:28:59
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Uh, what up, what up, what up, Wally? okay. I'll message you tomorrow Get your address. Don't tell me I know where you live because I don't.
00:29:10
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Yeah, well, yeah, there we go.
00:29:16
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I'm going to shoot for next year probably more like Maybe two years out. But and then again, it just depends on it just depends on if, if if ah you know, getting sponsors and and finding a venue. And I want to try to keep everything local. So I want to do a lot of local vendors and and and local shops and maybe even even kind of incorporate maybe one or two of the tattoo shops in the area and get something going there or something like that.
00:29:44
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Just an idea. And that's how my brain works. 100 million miles an hour. Everything going at once. strip the little And then I figure it out.
00:29:55
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So.
00:30:00
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Shut whore mouth. That's where it's And that's why you're not getting invited to the music fest to perform. if yeah So I was thinking about that. Like a fairground or an outdoor venue or somebody that I know that lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Because that would be dope as shit.
00:30:18
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So, yeah.
00:30:26
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Anywho, geez. Let's go ahead and kick these doors off the motherfucking hundreds because it's time. I need like a sounder. That's what I need to do. i need a sounder where it's like, it's time to get nonsensical.
00:30:43
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Any of you bitches want to come up on the panel, feel free to click that link right there in the chat. And if you're watching on ah X and you're not seeing it, jump on over to our YouTube channel. And then you'll see the link. And then you can click on it and you can come be a part of the panel.
00:30:58
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Just don't be a fucking douche nozzle. Nobody cares about your political agendas or your wieners or or anything else like that. Just come up and be cool and kick it.
00:31:12
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Yeah, I wish I knew somebody that lived in Idaho that could do that. Too bad my buddy lives in Utah and can't do it. but
00:31:26
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I don't know if you've seen some of my work lately, but I think I'm pretty capable of doing it. But if you want to, Rocky, I might acknowledge that you're from Idaho. I don't know, whatever magical fucking made-up land that you claim to be from.
00:31:38
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Idaho. Never heard of it. We all know you're from fucking Utah, bro. but
00:31:49
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No, you can talk about Wieners. I just don't want to see it. Not it live. I mean, after the show, then, you know, that's acceptable.
00:31:57
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I need to... There it is.
00:32:04
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Larshebee. ah got a eric ewin garwi dowi ri erwin period it That's better.
00:32:17
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There was like a little little bit of film on my on my camera.
00:32:26
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um Oh, wow, this is about to make a huge fucking difference. yeah There we go. Glick getting 1080.
00:32:39
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There we go. What are you bro-ing me about, bruh?
00:32:46
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What? What, Rocky? What?
00:32:51
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but but Did you not like my new intro of song, Rocky? It hurts my feelings. so got We still got this right here. Will this make you feel better, Rocky?
00:33:37
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Roll another one up Whole room cloudy when I'm short
00:33:55
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What? Oh, we got to show Lazy Adam to an intro like that, you know Ladies and gentlemen from Friday nights on the Lazy and Shaman show, the man himself, Shaman.
00:34:06
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What's going on, Shaman? Oh, thank you for having me. How are you doing tonight, Mr. Glick? um I'm doing fantastic. i You know, I just want to, you know, I just want to say that I i apologize for how you were treated last night.
00:34:22
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on such a sacred holiday, you should have been treated with much more respect than you were last night. That's all right. On Hunky Day, I'm going to get them back. Every day it's Hunky Day. All hunky-dory.
00:34:40
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Can we talk about, I mean, if you want, I guess. That's weird, but who am I to judge? What up, Chakas? Good point. I'll take it.
00:34:51
Speaker
I want to talk about politician wieners that were exposed in church while also showing off their pew-pews in congressional. Oh, congregation. That about covers all the... time Let's fucking talk about that. All right.
00:35:04
Speaker
They want to talk about my first time in church. okay That sounds like a goddamn party right there. Excuse me while I die. Shamans. some
00:35:15
Speaker
excuse me while i that's right yeahman What are you wowing about, bro?
00:35:24
Speaker
you're you're you're really yeah you're you're you're really You're really being like and a passive-aggressive lady tonight, Rocky. You see what I got to put up with, Shaman?
00:35:36
Speaker
that' you know That's why i came on to help you out. It's good to know I have friends out there. You've got a friend in me.
00:35:51
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I haven't. Yeah, I, you know, I went down there. ah I was out and about, Rocky, and I stopped by Shaman's and while he was out and fixed a smoke detector for him.
00:36:06
Speaker
Yeah, thank goodness. wo
00:36:10
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He's like, my house sounds so weird now. What is wrong here? What up, high sports? Yeah, it's been quiet in here all day. I'm kind of scared there's going to be a fire and I'm not going to know.
00:36:25
Speaker
No, no, no, no. I got you. I got you good. You're you're nice and you're taken care of, buddy. no you'll be You'll be properly warned if there's a fire.
00:36:37
Speaker
Everything's the fire code.
00:36:41
Speaker
but After your house burns down, I'll let you know. should the house burns day I got a couch for you. What do you want me to do? Florida and Ohio, basically the same thing. just It gets cold up here in the winter.
00:36:56
Speaker
and we don't well We have beaches. We just don't the ocean.
00:37:02
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I did. I fixed it. I fixed it, Rock Lee.
00:37:07
Speaker
but This guy sounds creepy. You have friends click. Don't worry. That would be your friend. Easy, Diddy.
00:37:17
Speaker
Talk about the fact that some smoke detectors say happy Juneteenth. You know, no more smoke detectors.
00:37:30
Speaker
I set your smoke detector free. Yeah, Juneteenth is actually a celebration of when ah all the smoke detectors had batteries in them the last time. is that it Is that what it is? It's
00:37:50
Speaker
been over a decade.
00:37:54
Speaker
Dang. That's messed up. What's up, Kimberly?
00:38:02
Speaker
That is because you live in Utah.
00:38:09
Speaker
Just saying.
00:38:12
Speaker
Maybe if you live somewhere like Idaho or something like that.
00:38:18
Speaker
Idaho, you the We all hoes, really. meaning That's some philosophical type shit right there. Words are hard. yeah It's a whole wide world.
00:38:31
Speaker
It's a whole wide
00:38:35
Speaker
I
00:38:39
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ain't got arrested. Who got arrested?
00:38:44
Speaker
the hell you talking about, Rocky?
00:38:49
Speaker
Happy Juneteenth. We tested all of our smoke detectors in unison and got arrested. didn I didn't get the full comment here.
00:39:02
Speaker
I got that. when i I see detectors in unison.
00:39:08
Speaker
I got a little glitch the...
00:39:21
Speaker
Yeah, the the trumpets are the end times that they talk about. That's actually the smoke detectors. That's what it is. When they all go off at the same time, that's what you'll hear.
00:39:42
Speaker
How did the how did the the rest of your show go last night? I kind of faded out. You know, we had some new people come up and it was a little interesting, I guess you could say.
00:39:59
Speaker
you had You had Drew and what was that, WTI? Was up there, was that who was up there? i mean Who's WTI?
00:40:11
Speaker
Well, the thing is, who oh no, that guy, never mind. That yeah that guy that guy was up there and then...
00:40:21
Speaker
but I think the the Mac the matt came on and then he brought some people over, I guess, from his community. Nice. So, yeah, that was it was interesting.
00:40:38
Speaker
Nice. Yeah, drewu and Drew and that guy were falling out. Daniel Burris. is going on? Daniel Burris.
00:40:49
Speaker
It was a little drunk. It was just a little bit. little bit no bit, little bit, little bit, a little bit. Happy Saturday, Daniel Burst. You have nothing to fear, Sasquatch.
00:41:00
Speaker
Woo-hoo! I didn't know that I had anything to fear anyways. I'm goddamn Sasquatch. I'm a mythological cryptid. You think I fear mere mortal human beings? Never.
00:41:12
Speaker
I heard Lazy wanted a Sasquatch jacket i made of the Sasquatch bird. So I don't know. Well, you know, jedi Jedi knows what happens the last time. Last time he barked up this tree. Speaking of barking.
00:41:30
Speaker
speak home I mean, last time he barked up this tree, bad things happened to him. I'm just saying. Yeah, he still doesn't walk straight. Photographic evidence right there, him getting an ass with him.
00:41:48
Speaker
know why rocky's so goddamn shook by it
00:41:57
Speaker
oh lord well fingers are crossed i got my i got my my interweb situation figured out i think they had to uh come out and i guess there were some uh bad connections on the outside it didn't help matters none that my my equipment was like uh six years old, so I got all new routers and whatnot.
00:42:22
Speaker
And it seemed to work pretty good this week for the other shows and whatnot. What do you have, Spectrum? Yeah, unfortunately. They're fucking dog shit.
00:42:34
Speaker
Yeah, I just got rid of them a few months ago.
00:42:39
Speaker
You guys have Spectrum or Xfinity down there? Yeah, we got both.
00:42:46
Speaker
It depends on the area that you're in. um I pretty much only had at andc and Spectrum in my area. And then recently some other new company came and I went with them because they gave me a great rate.
00:43:01
Speaker
And I complained to Spectrum a few times a while back. And I'm like, you guys keep raising my bill. Like, what the hell is going on? Like, lower my shit. you You give all these other people these great deals. You better do something for me or I'll cancel.
00:43:14
Speaker
And eventually, you know, they're like, they're like, well, no I'm sorry. You're at the lowest price and you can't do anything. And I was like, well, look, I'm not going to call you back. Right. But one day I'm just going cancel my service because I'm tired of your
Customer Service Frustrations
00:43:25
Speaker
shit. This and that.
00:43:27
Speaker
And so what happened? As soon as somebody moved in, I canceled my shit. When I go up there and return my stuff. I told the guys, because as soon as you cancel, they're like, oh oh, we'll give you this deal. We'll give you that deal. And I'm like, too late.
00:43:40
Speaker
Too fucking late. i already went through all the motions. Now you're too late. I gave you chances. I gave you chances for years. And you wanted to treat me like shit because I had nowhere to fucking go. Well, guess what?
00:43:51
Speaker
Bye-bye, bitch. And so I went to the store, returned my shit. And I told him what happened. And I was like, y'all need to take your customer to service cause y'all backwards as fuck. And then he looks at my my account and he's like, oh, yeah, you we lowered your bill. And I go, exactly.
00:44:06
Speaker
Exactly. Now take my shit and give me a receipt because I never want to see any of y'all again. So you late now. No, man, they they that's that's how Xfinity was when I was down in South Carolina because they were like the only ones you could get. They were really the only option.
00:44:21
Speaker
And then AT&T came through and Xfinity was dog shit back then. It was as bad as Spectrum is. And then AT&T came through, then they were like, oh, we could do it. I'm like, nah, I'm good, bruh. Now I got AT&T, and that shit was... AT&T was nice. That internet was sick. Yeah, if you got... If you got fiber optic with AT&T, it's good. My neighbors could get fiber optic, but not me. I only got DSL, and I only went to 6.0, so that's not worth shit.
00:44:50
Speaker
Yeah, you do. You got them dick-sookin' lips, son. Oh,
00:44:59
Speaker
ah ah No, that's kind of where I'm at now. i'm um I'm stuck because that's the only options I have is Spectrum. But um I talked about, Kayla and I were talking about just canceling my internet and then having her put the internet in her name and come on as a new customer so you can get all the sweet deals and the low price and everything like that.
00:45:22
Speaker
I don't understand why companies do that. They'll shit all over their existing companies and our customers and price gouge the fuck out of you. But then they give new customers like everything under the fucking sun. I mean, I get they're trying to get new customers, but come on. You got to take care of your loyal people.
00:45:41
Speaker
There's no use in getting new customers if you're not retaining your old ones. Because all you're doing what's called false churn. yep And you're the new customers you're getting are the ones that you know you you got rid of three months ago. Now they're coming back. So every three months you're getting or every month you're getting the same set of three month people and it's just going back and forth.
00:46:03
Speaker
And what do you do? You're actually wasting a lot of labor on people going out there and having to reinstall shit and all this other stuff when you could just give the cheaper price. Yeah, could take care of your existing customers. now We used to talk about that when I worked at Orchid. We had a guy one time who was like,
00:46:18
Speaker
He dropped like 40 customers in in a month. And then he picked up 25. He was like, yeah, but I got 25 new customers. And they're like, well, if you calculate what you lost plus what you gained, you still had a negative turnaround at the end of the day. Yeah, you have a net loss.
00:46:34
Speaker
Yeah, yeah you your route shrank, bro. like you Don't brag about it What you brag about is all your customers, and then even if you only add five new customers, but you keep all your other customers, that's a win.
00:46:50
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Well, like, I was with Spectrum for over 15 years, and they even said, like, wow, you've been with us so long. Yeah, it didn't mean shit, did it? Yeah. It didn't mean shit.
00:47:01
Speaker
we go What up, Jedi? Jedi. But they had to do that same thing for me at one point. They gave me all new equipment and it was a much better experience. I'll tell you, you should be good. go If you got all the updated equipment, like it should be much, much better.
00:47:16
Speaker
It has been, you know, I'll tell you, like it it has been like I've got shows up to date. I've got every show except for obviously tonight's show uploaded and ready to rock and roll.
00:47:29
Speaker
um under the podcasting platforms for so for those of you guys who are listening on the podcast and platforms thank you guys sorry i fell a little behind a lot of that was my internet issues and shit wasn't working thank you guys for listening and thank you guys for uh supporting us that way and if you are listening on the apple podcast or you know iheart or spotify or whatever do us a favor Drop a little rating on us. tell us tell us let Let the people know you like us because that's what's keeping us up here in the top 100 podcasts in all of Ohio for the last year. still Still hanging out in the top five for the last year because you guys listening on those podcasting platforms and letting the people know that we're we're a quality network with quality shows and that goddamn Glick is one of the best hosts we've ever heard.
00:48:19
Speaker
and Quality hoes. That's not me saying it. That's the people saying I'm the people's fucking champ. I'm the people's squatch.
00:48:28
Speaker
Just letting that be known. Why are you scared? You are scared. Why do you look scared? if If you can smell what's a squatch, it cooking. but
00:48:47
Speaker
you got He doesn't have the people's elbow, he's got the people's armpit. and I got the squatch's armpit. Everyone from a fucking line.
00:48:59
Speaker
Jedi's taking control. He's taking no prisoners in the chatterbox. Everyone form a fucking line. Not putting up with any shenanigans in this chat.
00:49:13
Speaker
Well, we like the shenanigans in the chat. It's Saturday night. Shenanigans are allowed.
00:49:20
Speaker
Yeah, what the fuck, Lazy? Come on. Come on, Lazy. I appreciate the enthusiasm. But, you know, don't let the shenanigans cross the line. Shenanigans are welcomed.
00:49:32
Speaker
But there's a line. And you hold that line, buddy. You hold that line, little buddy. Like the champion that you are. And remember, the subject for tonight, if we can please try to stay on it, is politicians, wieners.
00:49:45
Speaker
Politicians, wieners, with their pew-pews. Wait, what what what did Mo Dog say? Yeah, go back to that. There was a lot going on in there. want to talk about politician wieners that exposed that that were exposed in church while showing off their pew-pews to the congregation. oh that about yeah There we go. So wieners out, pew-pews out, church, congregation.
00:50:10
Speaker
Yes. Yeah, let's go congregate.
00:50:17
Speaker
Thank you, Severin.
00:50:22
Speaker
Setting up now.
00:50:27
Speaker
Only authorized shenanigans shall pass this line.
00:50:37
Speaker
Any unauthorized shenanigans shall be waterboarded. Well, Rocky, the fact of the matter is you were scared. I don't know why you were scared, but you were scared.
00:50:51
Speaker
Probably scared. Your shirt kind of matches his PFT tonight.
00:50:57
Speaker
Yeah. I'll bet. That's cute.
00:51:06
Speaker
Straight fucking bars right there, Jay.
00:51:13
Speaker
wishes post wish Oh, the chat's off the rails tonight.
00:51:21
Speaker
Oh, my goodness. and a huge I wish you listened to that well over on the Lazy and Shaman show, Lazy Jedi.
00:51:33
Speaker
Frog gave me a mandate, so I mandated. You dated a man? He sure did He mandates three times a week. Nice. Glad to see you back out on the dating scene.
00:51:47
Speaker
Just over here mandating. Stop it. its Okay. Okay. That's why he's holding two hands up on the emoji. Oh, yeah, he's got jazz hands. Yay.
00:52:06
Speaker
Or is he showing us all how big his last mandates was? It was this big. It was huge. a Huge.
00:52:21
Speaker
Shut up, you kiss ass. That's why you were scared.
00:52:28
Speaker
Spirit fingers. Oh, spirit fingers. I remember that did Lazy's his favorite, too. That's cool. Yeah, yeah.
00:52:41
Speaker
You know what, Shaman? Maybe maybe you should take me up on my offer and just come over here to the the nonsensical side and it can be the it could be the lazy lazy rock song show. You know what I'm just saying?
00:52:54
Speaker
You know, try to treat everybody equally, you know, but this lazy supremacy they got over there, I don't know. Jedi supremacy. The white devil is running rampant over there.
00:53:09
Speaker
He told me that I was allowed to bring my black ass up on that panel last night, whatever the hell that means. I don't even know. if There's too many on the panel already.
00:53:20
Speaker
We got too many of you people on this panel, Clay.
00:53:26
Speaker
You're to have to wait till tomorrow, boy. Do your own show. Oh, sweet. I like surprises. Spirit fingers while doing jazz hands.
00:53:39
Speaker
That'll get her off.
00:53:44
Speaker
ah One fist will do you. That'll do her. That'll do her in. I'm just saying.
00:53:56
Speaker
So I left work early today. Hopefully I don't get in trouble for that.
00:54:01
Speaker
It's still technically Juneteenth weekend, so i mean you should be allowed to.
00:54:07
Speaker
yeah Yeah, you're right. If they ask, I'll be like, yeah, it was Juneteenth. I told them at work yesterday that it was severely inappropriate for the fact that for me happened to be at work. He said, what are you talking about? I said, it's Juneteenth and I'm a black man and I shouldn't have to be here.
00:54:24
Speaker
That didn't go over very well. ah try it again next year. Apparently, I can identify as a fucking female squirrel raccoon mix, but God forbid I identify as a black man.
00:54:39
Speaker
You know, me we have a we have a transracial man in our ah community over here, Glick.
00:54:47
Speaker
A transracial man? Yeah, yeah. He comes in You never know what race he is until he lets you know. Nice. I mean, you need any more proof than that, Shaman?
00:55:00
Speaker
No, I mean, I can't see him. So, I mean, he's got to be right. Oh, oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. there. I'm a black man. I'm a handsome black man, too. Suck it. You look like me.
00:55:11
Speaker
I mean, I see the big hands, you know? so Yeah. Exactly. Oh, my God. That's how him he's a black man. Look at them size of them hands.
00:55:26
Speaker
Dude.
00:55:40
Speaker
You're not gonna just get away with giving him an intro and not me, bro. How could you do that? How could you even think of doing
00:56:01
Speaker
Oh, man. What is up, Chatters Boss? Don't interrupt me again when I'm speaking. That was perfect. um What the going on? you call him?
00:56:14
Speaker
we were that that picture of of tyroe glick or no what' you what you call him what'd you call him love ah oh Glick Vonte?
00:56:25
Speaker
Glick Vonte, yeah. levante that That picture of Glick Vonte reminded me because of the hand tattoos. Kayla and I were out and about today. um her and she For her nephew, she's gonna they're getting matching tattoos for his for his birthday or Christmas present or whatever. Butterflies?
00:56:46
Speaker
ah No, it's like ah they have like a whole special thing with like, I love you to the moon and back. So it's like a moon and the same. And then they have like triangles with their elements like she's fire. She's earth. He's fire. It's it's actually a really cool fucking tattoo idea.
00:57:02
Speaker
We're trying to price them out and figure out how much these tattoos are going to run and whatever. Well, while we're there, I want to, you know, I want to get my arms finished out.
00:57:11
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Each fucking arm is going to cost me like $1,200 to finish out. Damn it, Glick. I thought you fixed it.
00:57:22
Speaker
That was Rocky's. That's mine. I did not fix Rocky's.
00:57:29
Speaker
he he he' So you're going to get your full sleeves done, Glick? yeah i'm getting i'm getting Yeah, I'm getting my arms the rest the way done, and including my hands. I'm going to get the back of hands. It's too bad you don't live down here because I'm going to know some people.
00:57:44
Speaker
if You know, but so yeah well, it might be worth the drive because I mean, I've got about anywhere from 24 to three grand that I'm looking at to get my arms done.
00:57:59
Speaker
Well, that's both arms done.
00:58:04
Speaker
push on worship So I mean, it might be cheaper to come down to Florida. for a week Yeah, that's a lot of money. bit But, I mean, i'm um um my forearms, you know, I've already got these done, but my forearms are going to basically go all the way around, and then I'm going to get tattoos on the back of my hands as well. so i had to steal my tattoos.
00:58:33
Speaker
You had to steal them? How do you steal a tattoo? Got to be black to know. Welcoming to the stage, J-Devil! Devil J-Devil.
00:58:46
Speaker
I gave him the internet, Juju.
00:59:05
Speaker
I know, I can hear us in the background. Are you in cave, bro?
00:59:12
Speaker
house are you in a fucking cave bro
00:59:18
Speaker
Oh, the Chaka. How you What's up, homies? What up? What up, mate?
00:59:29
Speaker
Nothing. What's popping? Man, you know, just doing what we do. What you got in the background, Chaka? You son a bitch. It's a Sasquatch raiding my fridge.
00:59:45
Speaker
And That is great. What does it say? Glick I'm clapped. He's got a tattoo that says Chaka rules. He's got his Miller Lite and everything.
01:00:00
Speaker
Your wife's going to be pissed if she's going to get that on the side of the refrigerator. He's going to blame it on you. Speaking of tattoos, there's my newest tattoo. You guys see it right there on Chaka's back, yeah right on my belly. Chaka rules.
01:00:18
Speaker
He was going to get Squatch Life, but he decided to get Chaka rules. I'm going to put Squatch Life on the other side. That's going to be his tramp stamp. Oh, that's fucking awesome, Chaka.
01:00:31
Speaker
oh that's fucking awesome chocolateet How you doing tonight, man? I'm fiending. I'm waiting for my wife to bring me some nicotine. I'm like, God damn, I'm all out. Oh, yeah, I do that, man.
01:00:43
Speaker
What kind of nicotine you do, sir? I chew. Right now, I'm chewing Zen to try to quit chewing, but all I do is go through about five cans of Zen a day.
01:00:59
Speaker
Well, I won't wait until you should know. Thank you. not i know are you always too I just chewed and I just I got stuck.
01:01:11
Speaker
Got me. Oh, you poor thing. I got stuck up smoking. So I mean, this J devil. What's up, man? How you guys doing? What's up?
01:01:23
Speaker
let slow here you go
01:01:27
Speaker
You know, just a normal bullshit. I have a very special news report yeah for you, J-Devil. Sorry. I know it's so close to a very special day, but Glick did say it at the beginning of the show, so.
01:01:43
Speaker
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to tonight's nonsensical nonsense show. Tonight, we're joined by J-Devil, who's been abandoned by Glick. He says he is not looking to take care of any of his children.
01:01:57
Speaker
J-double do you have to say about that? if You know it's okay I would have went got the milk too. I'll be right back I gotta go eat milk in a pack of Newports. Like father like son like abandoning him again leaving out of the back room.
01:02:15
Speaker
Leaves his whole show his wife behind.
Humor and Creative Ideas
01:02:19
Speaker
I'll tell you what every time they leave it's like the first time you know. like that once we We say no to dry cereal.
01:02:31
Speaker
ah Hey, Chaka, your song's almost done too, by the way, man. Oh, cool. Yeah, i want to check it out. It's got some West Coast flavor to it. Hope you ah hope you don't mind.
01:02:44
Speaker
movie over I know. thats That's what you told me. That's why I designed it that way. You're going to see, man. All right, all right.
01:02:56
Speaker
I'm gonna play that shit. I'm gonna play it walking walking down the street. Just gonna be my real life theme song. That's right, man. That's what I've been doing with the song you made me. So, I mean, that's cool. Your song is fire, Shaman.
01:03:11
Speaker
I'm not gonna lie. When he played it, right now, was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got hyped up. It's like a hype, you know, before you joined. He's over there doing, he's doing like LeBron James with the baby powder. Yep.
01:03:27
Speaker
any Any other LeBron James reference i would have been pissed about. but I'll take it. Lilith has a surprise for you, apparently. yeah Photo editing at its finest.
01:03:43
Speaker
Photo show. Go hit. Where? Right there. right there We're all on the edge of our seats here waiting in anticipation. Oh, Glick, man. I'm going to start playing the music for you, too, bro. You have a great newscaster voice.
01:04:00
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I was a little worried when you started doing podcasting, but you got the newscaster. That's for sure. What's going on, Wanda? How you doing? No, get the old one.
01:04:12
Speaker
it down. What's going on, Wanda? How you doing? I got a fantastic voice. I just dumb it down. What do you doggy? What do you want, doggy? What do you want?
01:04:24
Speaker
You want some peanut butter? I'm going to put it on my wiener, dog.
01:04:31
Speaker
oh what do you want doggie what's to what yeah drive down here a tall what you want peanut butter we'll put it on my waer go yeah Hey, you said no wieners. Come high yeah yeah bring on. You bring your own rule, bro. We can talk about them all day long. I just don't want them on camera. Where's Dr. slugg at what she has got Slug got slugged last night.
01:05:03
Speaker
you had to know the guys any but douglas clubs yeah the way You had to try to explain to to Jedi why you executed him live on air.
01:05:20
Speaker
Jedi was like, come on, man. He was a new guest. Bring him up. And then shot Shaman was like, no, bro. He came up last week. and rocky Rocky put him down quick.
01:05:33
Speaker
don't know whether was like Slug Nation, Slug Army, something, Slug something. Yeah, remember Slug. Oh, yeah, I took that full down, man. Yeah, you got him quick. You got him quick.
01:05:44
Speaker
Yeah, you got him. He started fumbling his words. Yeah, you did good. You did good. Thank you, man. Oh, you guys had a close call?
01:05:55
Speaker
Yeah, we did. I don't know. don't know. close of a call it was but it was definitely like either this guy is going to be really fucking obnoxious or he's going to be really cool and we weren't taking the chances because he came in really it was it was taken down at at first vein you know okay there you go shaman was on stream with me one time when i it was ah it was a good one they got me good on that one Oh, dude, Rocky knows, like, when somebody new comes in here, and I was trying, but my internet was fucked, so thank God Rocky was here.
01:06:35
Speaker
um I'm hovering the trigger when somebody new comes on the panel because we've gotten straight-up legit wiener bomb, and then, like, somebody will come in, and he'll be like, what up, guys? And then just be like, I got a homie of mine, Tim. He might come up.
01:06:51
Speaker
just dropping n the N word with a hard ya And it's just like, whoa. So I've gotten like, I'm like Doc Holliday. Like, yeah, I'll be your Huckleberry. Go ahead. act Act some sort of way because you are out of here. I like Huckleberry.
01:07:08
Speaker
like Huckleberry. Yeah, man. Yeah, I've seen some things traumatize me. been in these i mean know don
01:07:23
Speaker
Sorry to interrupt you guys in the middle of a sentence again, but we do have someone joining the show. Timothy Klott. Welcome to the show. you doing, sir? Oh, God.
01:07:35
Speaker
What's up? Yo, Glick. Hello, hello. Me and Tim, we worked together Meineke.
01:07:43
Speaker
Nice, nice. Hell, yeah. Sorry, you're friends with J-Devil. I'm still listening. What up, Tim? Tim just gave us a ride home. How doing, man?
01:07:59
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Huckleberry's free. We live pretty close by, too, so. Hey, Glitch, I'm going go on a beer run really quick, dude. Give me like 10. I'll be back. Sure, Dad.
01:08:14
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Chaka's one of the good ones. He called he always comes back. I'll be i'll be right back. Famous last words. That was his famous last words. Oh, you took it right out of my mouth. Boy, you copied me, bro. Yeah, what's up, man?
01:08:31
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Breaking news. All right. Rock Lee was just like Glick. You heard it first right here on Nonsensical Nonsense. Yeah, let's just go ahead and kick him off the panel. oh one One too many. Yo, Rocky. Rocky, i got an idea.
01:08:52
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yeah was' up what's We should literally make a collab. And instead of like, you know how people would say Rocky Road, we're going to Rocky Highway to Hell.
01:09:03
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oh oh okay. Okay. ah' say yeah You know what? Let's do it, man. Fucking right. Let's do it. You already got my email. Let's do this.
01:09:16
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yeah yeah Hey, tim Tim here was in a rock band, too. He plays guitar and bass, too. For some reason, I can't hear anybody. Turn your volume up.
01:09:39
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Simple solutions, ladies and gentlemen. You're welcome. He heard it. simple you think he hurt you think He heard
01:09:47
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and don't know simple solutions ladies and gentlemen so you're welcome here he heard it
01:09:58
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Check the suit. Nice. but That's cool. there we go
01:10:08
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There we You got a doll too, dude. Look at this. It's not it's not a doll. it's a god damn It's an action figure, man. Oh my God. you know did doll That's a fucking doll. I don't want to hear it In order to be called an action figure, you got to be cool. You got to be there for your kid.
01:10:25
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It's an action figure just happens to live in the Barbie house, okay? all alright yeah Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. There was another did another photo edit. That's definitely my dad. But, you know, something happened on the computer. I don't know where it went. I got to find it. all past I dig that. I dig the the Squatch in the pool floating. I dig that picture. That's cool.
01:10:50
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So, it's all the midget porn she watches. That would be you, honey. That would be cool. I'm down. I'm here for it. He likes to watch the midgets at fucking McDonald's. Bridget the Midget. Oh, man. That's old school there.
01:11:11
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We had a hooker that used to work by one of my jobs, and that's what we called her because she was well she was a midget. she would like that should be She would have to like put her arms up on the windowsill. twenty four ninety five a month it's good for the beach it yang and yeah and Gander away, my friend. Gander away.
01:11:34
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into the it put log it For the longest time, I didn't know what a gander was. so i thought they were talking about like good for a look. you know I still don't know what a gander is. That's a gander.
01:11:48
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That's what's good for the goose. That's that's all I know. What is a gander? no It's a towel. You should search it up. While you're searching it up, Glick, search up blue waffle.
01:12:00
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Nope. I encourage our entire audience to do so tonight. You should gander blue waffle. Unless they don't put it on, you'll get us cancer. I encourage our entire audience in their personal time, of course.
01:12:20
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Please. Please search it. I mean, or if you want to do it at work, that's fine, too. But don't blame us. And if you are going to do it at work, go big.
01:12:31
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Do it on the work computer. you A a gander a gander is a male goose. So when you say, let me take a gander at that, you're like, let me take a male goose at that.
01:12:46
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ah Fucking retards. but We are stupid. Stupid is a mean I thought gander was that at one point too, but isn't that a flock?
01:12:59
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No, it says literally gander is technically an adult male goose. However, ah it has been yeah it's a term that has taken on a few other common meanings like take a look around.
01:13:14
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a fool or a simpleton. If I was to call Jedi a silly gander, and he'd be a fool or a simpleton. Listen, my mom raise up dumbass bitch today. He was one of my brothers.
01:13:26
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But you might just be calling him a metal goose, though. You might not be calling them a simpleton. He doesn't know that yet. Yeah, he could be called a gander. I always thought it was a look. And you'd take a gander at that, you know? Yeah.
01:13:37
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They say that it, like, that they say, like, that take a gander phrase is the is the is taken from how a goose will like crane its neck to look around at something. so Oh, okay. hi long Like was the goose always standing in the way?
01:13:54
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Wow, not only was this entertaining tonight, but it's also been educational. Thank you, Glick.
01:14:02
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Perfect. and perfect You guys wonder why words are hard and I make the English language my bitch on a daily basis because the English language makes no fucking sense at all.
01:14:14
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no It's because it's a spell, man. It's magic. But you're not ready for that yet. We'll get into that in another minute. Mythological pretend thing.
01:14:25
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It's not even real, bro
01:14:31
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Hey, that's not homie. I got to be careful now. i only play like two seconds and then I'll cut it off. I haven't gotten in trouble for playing that sound. It was when I was playing the video of all the different people dancing to me that I got in trouble. Yeah, that's the clip I got in trouble.
01:14:52
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I got to protect my glicky. Send it to your drive and can hold it up on the computer. I wish i would have protected my collection for goddamn old legitimate children running around. see what You see what he just called you? J-Devil, you just missed it, man. what He's an illegitimate child.
01:15:12
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It's legit. It's legit. We're not talking about Bill Moore. We're talking facts. Too legit to quit. Look at me. God bless him. Gotta get him going, man.
01:15:27
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I'm the one that has to deal with it, not you. That kid ain't mine, man. He don't look like me. I'm a goddamn white baby and dad.
01:15:39
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I am clearly a lawyer. Hey, Glick, check your email. I did something pretty cool a couple of days ago that ah honestly I almost didn't do. But I want i want y'all all to see this. I was excited for this Saturday in particular so y'all can see this in judgment. He sends me a picture of his wiener again.
01:15:58
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No, you wouldn't be able to see it even with the zoom in. It's going to be like muffin top down, you know? you You won't even need the the the the blur or the bubbles or nothing cause you can't see shit.
01:16:12
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yeah we say sensitive to today are we but Are we still talking about your penis? or Okay. ja devil
01:16:23
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You cannot say I care about my image.
01:16:28
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No.
01:16:32
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I'm watching on TV too, so everything's delayed, all visuals. I've seen that, Jay. The open verse challenge you did, that shit's fire. Yeah, don't let me know what y'all think.
01:16:45
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It's fucking trash, man. That's why I left. Because he ain't my son. High class white trash. High class white trash. I can't believe that he'd be saying the type of that he says to you all the time, man. My daughter said, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did the FCC just come in here? I just heard a bleep.
01:17:04
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No, what are you talking about? I don't know. We don't talk about it. This is a family-friendly stream, so there's no cursing, but other than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, shit. No, because if you go like... You know what I mean?
01:17:21
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Dang. We should make Glick's name a censored word. Ha, ha, ha. Actually, there was one point. Glick, do you remember when they censored your name in the chatterbox? It was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They censored his name.
01:17:37
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You know, you can put it as a filter word in the comments that if they accidentally say the word, then they get timed out. just You should make it a random word. And they get timed out. They figured it out. Anybody who says Lazy Jedi automatically. Yeah.
01:17:55
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but Yeah, they come in, if they say what up, lazy, without saying an and shaman, then they get timed out for fun. Hey, shout out to Larry Dale Reed, space dad, for coming up with that idea originally on country rap shit.
01:18:08
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No, actually, in all honesty, at one point in time, if you put Glick into a sentence in the chatterbox, it wouldn't show it. It was censored. I had to go in there. completelyly and like What does it think you're saying?
01:18:19
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I don't know, but it took forever. I think it was like two shows. It took like two shows to get it away. It was like ah half Gooch, half Dick. Well, I was going to go and have personalized license plates made years ago.
01:18:34
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They were go to be Glick13. And I couldn't do it because they said that. I like that, dude. That should be a bad well Oh, maybe it's a foreign word. yeah Maybe a foreign cuss word or something. i They said it was vulgarity. And I'm like, how is that fucking vulgarity? It's literally my last name. It's on my license. I to like, Dad. Hold on.
01:18:56
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Like father, like son. Ain't that cute? Well, I mean, if your last name was like faggot fuck, you can't put that on your license plate. Damn.
01:19:08
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Yeah, what if your name was...
01:19:11
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well Well, that's way too long to put on a license plate for Might be able to over in Europe because that means a cigarette, right? Yeah, exactly. Oh, okay. yeah.
01:19:22
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yeah
01:19:25
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I don't know. Only in America. yeah That's a lot of fucking work. Only in America. You can do it for Dad. You can do one thing for me, Dad.
01:19:38
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I've done so many things for you already. He just wants you to see how tall he up against the door.
01:19:46
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Those glasses make him look so cool. but I hate I hate you so much. i you I hate you for being so cool. I hate those glasses for looking so fucking cool on you. You mean that?
01:20:00
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Sound school. You're supposed to wear sunglasses. dear click I wear my sunglasses at night. Are you talking about me or are you talking about Glick? Oh, wow. I haven't heard that song in a long time, Glick. what a throwback. Are you talking about me or Glick? Glick, that song he was just talking about. Oh, I'm talking about the cool one. I wear my sunglasses at night.
01:20:25
Speaker
you jedi from first all i got ne Jedi, I will never abandon you. okay When Glick left me out on that river and J-Devil and everybody else joined him on that boat, I was by myself with the home but city you. were all boyss ah ah i was by myself until the end when Jedi took pity on me.
01:20:54
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I'll never let you go, Jedi. Yep, that's pretty much what happened. And then he became an official brother. Brother from another mother. Let us hear right, let we want to hear you say the end word,
01:21:08
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Yep, come up on, panel. equal back Come on now. Come on, lady, just watch that. We're about to get his whole show canceled.
01:21:20
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Get up here, bro. FCC won't let me be. know Let me be me. You can do it. What is that? I can't see it. It's like blurring it out a little bit.
01:21:33
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It says censored. Oh, did you just do that? While we talking? Oh,
01:21:41
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oh that's cool. How appropriate did it keep censoring out? Show it again. I'm turning the blur off. Okay.
01:21:52
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i Know that they definitely have censored me and shaman me and shaman got censored for sure music It's entered my face Yeah, that's sick I was just
01:22:05
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all on one there you go not p game yeah that's sick
01:22:13
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what ill stay
01:22:18
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Jay, nonsensical and nonsense beens are one word. Damn it. I don't know which way is right now. Can you put that back over again?
01:22:29
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That's what they want you to think. That there's no right way. Okay, we're good.
01:22:36
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I'm a real Jay's YouTube channel. Shout out. I appreciate you putting this on your YouTube channel, brother. appreciate that. I put it on YouTube and Facebook, my guy. yeah He's like the the nonsensical network of nonsense.
01:22:52
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with Nonsensical and nonsense are one word. They're both one word. Well, I make you what I want to make you. Father. Whatever I want you to be. Well, you didn't raise me right, bro.
01:23:05
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Whose fault is that? Sorry. I didn't have a father figure in my life to teach me Like left him in a barn. What what can we say? Yeah. Nonsensical censored nonsense.
01:23:19
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okay
01:23:22
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and If it makes you feel any better, you left me on a boat. I did not leave you on a boat. I took you off the boat and i left you in a field. That makes it right. Who needs a train?
01:23:36
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yeah
01:23:39
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news of a train okay
01:23:44
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See, this is what I said. There's no filter between... said it the day after June 10th. but I love this guy. We're going to love this guy go to hell. a rocky highway to hell. We're going to hell and you're driving the bus.
01:24:05
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um Or the boat, right? or It's going a carriage pulled by Blake. If it's a boat, you got to be careful.
01:24:17
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hope it's a secure boat. i hope for no return alone I can't swim. needs be the party bar so you set boat you know was kind of my and by party marchge oh
01:24:34
Speaker
Yeah. is be carnival cruise ship. Again, I failed. Another way I failed and ah as a father, Rocky doesn't know how to swim. all Which one doesn't know how to ride a bike?
01:24:49
Speaker
All of them. I don't know. Only one of us can't swim. I know how to do it all, but i don't know if my body can do it all. yeah I don't know. Every week, another of my past shows up to this fucking panel. so
01:25:08
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Only one of us cannot swim. I'm like fucking Oden up in this bitch. I'm the all-father, apparently.
01:25:18
Speaker
Yeah, well, I can fly, so... fuck'all ski back in blue you can fly yeah you ever touch it's his boyfriend diagnosed with schizophrenia i believe i can fly i believe i could touch the sky now look there's a fine line between manifestation and dreaming because if you go towards manifesting you start greatness and if you go towards dreaming you get shot i had this respect a so
01:25:49
Speaker
I'll give it to you. That was good. That was good. and That was good. If don't work out, I'll give it My goodness. mean I'm going to go ahead and join the PFP gang. I'm going to go ahead and... Gang gang.
01:26:08
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Gang gang. and It means there's no success without a try, right? Hey, ah who who can say gang gang the whitest way possible? and a gang brightest Gang gang?
01:26:22
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oh my word. Did you say gang gang? and get engaged you let me let me let me do mine ru you means's gonna hate us Oh, I can't use it. I think you have it in the... Click Vontae. Click Vontae, yeah. Sorry, as as as he as as a as a fellow black man, i don't know how I feel about the conversation tonight. It seems like... It seems a tad bit insensitive, my dog. My dog. Shut the fuck up, bro. He rad? He rad? Oh, my word, man.
01:27:09
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call my word Straight out of mouth, boo. all All you ninjas be acting out of pocket. Bro, that is straight capping.
01:27:24
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That's a but dude, Rocky. Dinosaur.
01:27:29
Speaker
oh We all need professional help. you not fucking people Teaching that goddamn T-Rex. We can't afford it. Now let's see who can say the N word, Dwight.
01:27:41
Speaker
Yeah, okay yeah, yeah. Let's check. On three. two One, two, three. but
01:27:51
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um i won say anything It muted somebody. It didn't mute me. It didn g click it didn't mute Devante over here or Shaban. Jdevil, I saw your mouth closed. and Timothy, you weren't paying attention. There's only one other person that it... Lilith, what's going on, man?
01:28:12
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shut to now but I can honestly the only white person who has dropped the N-bomb on this network or on this show is no longer here. That sounds racist.
01:28:33
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and We all know who he is. I don't know who he is.
01:28:38
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You might not know who he is. you can put it in the private chat. we don't oh It was was that who was the guy. Isn't that show still up? Yeah. no The show's still up. I mean, you can go back and listen to I don't know which episode it was, but he said it on multiple occasions with with Tony V and Smoke on the panty.
01:29:04
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Man, I can't stand white people. I neither can i
01:29:09
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I. These days? Hell no. I can't. I can't on them damn gang gangs Rocky since you won't upload it into the media files you want to go ahead and cue the music for our next guest joining the panel oh well the problem is I didn't care enough to shrink it to size to fit so I only cared about yours and Wally's and Shamans and and and pretty much everybody else's gold cumons all right oh well but yeah yeah yeah
01:29:43
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Where's clip,
01:29:50
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Dad?
01:29:55
Speaker
It's a great song full of lies, but what up, lazy Jedi? How do you be a lazy Jedi? Tell me. and Educate me. Basically, like... Sign up for my class. Sign up for my class, Monty.
01:30:08
Speaker
How do you halfway use the board? oh
01:30:18
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He might be a lazy Jedi but he'll never be. He'll never be just a watched Jedi. Probably one of the most powerful things. Bro. you know what don do he might be a lazy jedi but what he number be maybe we can well never he just watched you that eyes he just probably one those grow Are those nunchuck lightsabers a match? I think you got it too close to your birth. You immediately a transgender. You get hit in the balls of drone nunchucks.
01:30:52
Speaker
Nope. Not if you know how to use them. That's why I'm the greatest sys of all time. Instant transgender. But you don't. That's the thing. Did you say sys? Jedi Wolverine over here. Squatch sys, buddy.
01:31:03
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Sys squatch. Damn. You're the Jedi.
01:31:09
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Ah, shit. Hey, Rocky, that's not cool.
01:31:15
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something actually he gave back me hey rocky that's not cool He beat us to hell. Oh, I've been there. No one told me Chaka was the receptionist. Chaka, how are you, brother? man. How you doing? Sorry, Chaka. I didn't forget about you.
01:31:38
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who that's some That's some Grand Theft Auto right there. Yeah, because you're in Cali. Yeah, it serves. There Probably maybe you no he doesn't listen he doesn't read the fucking chat when i pull it up and read it he still doesn't fucking listen and then later on when i referenced it you what you most oh you like youtube censored me because i said some shit to you
01:32:15
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. So we got Glick, we got Rock, we got Shamanoodle. Shamanoodle? the fuck? Glick's asshole. Hey, that's Uncle Tom and you, bitch. licking g glas asshole hey hey that that you bitch Listen here, Jedi. Yeah. Yeah. Which Shaman are you talking about? Disrespect my guy Shaman like you disrespected him last night, right? You're going to show a certain level of respect. You can act out of pocket in the chat. You're dating over there whatever. No, can't. The chat censors me. I said it out loud when I was staying in the chat.
01:32:50
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There we go, Rock. Let's get it, Rock. Hell yeah.
01:33:04
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Hey, hey, hey. I'm getting fucking dizzy, man. Wait, wait, wait. wait wait wait Don't even worry about it, Glick. You know I'm getting motion sickness.
01:33:21
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Down by the river where the black water rolls. Turn this 10-minute song off.
01:33:45
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ah And you know what? This is why I never teach Lazy how to play videos. ah Glick, you're you're muted, buddy.
01:33:57
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it says I can't fix it. Don't tell him it's so serene. No, no, we gotta hear the king, okay? one in the forest jedi you look so irritating oh yeah That's for ignoring my fucking cots bro i i was at the comments, I Didn't ignore him late getting north from me didn't look at to begin with okay, right yeah that's it was like one p m And I was still in the comment section. I was the only one the only viewer who got up um have Got up on panel
01:34:32
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it That's panel. Hey, Glick, check your email. I made it easier for you. i just sent you the file. Glick would never do that. And guess what? Chaka would never do that either. Hey, Rocky.
01:34:46
Speaker
Yeah? See, I still do more for my daughter than she did for me. Glick the Sasquatch.
01:34:55
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oh I don't know.
01:34:59
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I don't know either.
Behind-the-Scenes of Content Creation
01:35:03
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At the end
01:35:08
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of the day. You didn't hear that? what is No. No, think when you came in and started fucking with everything, everything went on to a delay for me. Oh, it's the it's your theme song, bro.
01:35:22
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Oh! It it retarded? Perfected. It's perfected by New York. They say it's all benefits. No side effects. No side effects. Anyway, if only to avenge. That's a shaman commercial.
01:35:41
Speaker
that a shopman commercial uh chaka by the way uh i tried going to your youtube channel and i couldn't find it i know i'm subscribed what happened ever since i changed my name from the the chocolate crypto i just changed it to chocolate youtube it kicked me off into the galaxy somewhere i actually deleted his channel it doesn't exist anymore yeah why would you do that to chaka come on history you wanted them to come on history
01:36:12
Speaker
Wait, do I have to be somewhere at the club to get those sunglasses? or What are we doing here? he thinks yourself from You all and you all have the same sunglasses.
01:36:23
Speaker
No, we don't. Mine are totally different. Are they? here the Yeah, they can't they can't all wear the same sunglasses. They're obviously different pairs. Kayla just came back here and was like, don't be that guy. That's a good point. um Thank you for your... Almost looks like some dark safety glasses.
01:36:40
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Hey, we got to wear PPE. Yeah, is important. Proper PPE,
01:36:47
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Proper PPE, I mean. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, we can't talk about that, man. You're not listening to the whole guy. For the record, my dog would pee and we got to wear a ppo
01:37:02
Speaker
Click's not are allowed to do it. The company that made those stickers still has it for sizing dimensions. Damn. Fuck that sticker. I'm so mad at that. I was so excited to get them stickers in and be like, hell yeah, you know I got some stickers. That'll be cool. And then I was like, ah.
01:37:25
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who what I think when they when they sent you the pictures, they did the old zoom in trick. It looks like a chastity belt Covers everything plus extra room spare
01:37:39
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um but you you put it on gli looks like a chastity belt your now ah
01:37:50
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and notice he did the night though but way covers everything plus extra room spare it do Those are actually poster-sized. Glick's just a gigantic man.
01:38:06
Speaker
Thank you, Chocos. I have one friend in this chat. Fuck the rest of you.
01:38:17
Speaker
You see that, shot Shaman? He said, fuck the rest of you. See, he acts like your friend one minute. Next minute, he'd be switching. See, it wasn't worth it to be an Uncle Tom.
01:38:29
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thank you yeah i i would of shut soup that i yeah you aren bety to be nice by the man I can't always just be on his ass like that.
01:38:41
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forget but i like justice did true like you got a compliment thing general have a very nice shirt tonight friend i like your shirt she very polerable oh you know yeah people foot of my shirt like We're have a private car station my bus we're gonna have a private conversation He looks like a bowl of fruit,
01:39:07
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like looks like a bowl of furt loop how's that mean selling yummy yo metal old it on me from lee low and stitch and my kids got it oh my god sergeant oog that is savage as he that i You make fun of my shirt. You make fun of my kid.
01:39:24
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Now you're dead to me.
01:39:30
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Shout out, Sergeant Moda. Hoorah. At the end of the game. Yes. Someone has made it awesome, bro.
01:39:40
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I am 100% making a version of that just for you. Rocky, go back and but and listen to Glick's House of Music from Tuesday night.
01:39:53
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Heather was saying that. She said it. Man. Like a hundred times. And every time she said it, I had to fight the urge not to laugh. How am I not a moderator on your shit, dawg?
01:40:07
Speaker
Hey, it only took me 10 years to get in. It also only took you fucking 10 years to get out of challenge by the house. Yeah, but I'm your son. yet in line, bro. well Yeah, but he abandoned you. I'm his brother. He trained me, and I still took 10 years.
01:40:21
Speaker
what do You think that's... It's like even one of your moderators at first. Yep, Mandy. Sounds like a bad trainer. I got moderator the first night. hi man you'll never still bust a nut i said but um i said i jumped on this channel i said hey what's up about you doing moderator fuck and as my He's got that Puerto Rican privilege, though. He's got that Puerto Rican privilege. He said Puerto Rican privilege. dont don't know how I don't know how to give out riches. We're creating new rights for new countries.
01:41:04
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i forgot I forgot how to give out riches. It's the political wieners we were talking about. It's old timers. Dementia. You know what's pronounced Alzheimer's, right? Old timers.
01:41:17
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Or did you forget? Old timers. Yeah. If you can speak with your hands. ah just I just remembered. I'm late to go go pick up milk and cigarettes. I'll be right back. see Yeah. like That's like the hack this
01:41:38
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that he's never as six He never comes back with the cigarettes. He's going to go mate with a squirrel and do the same thing again. Did he actually get kicked out?
01:41:51
Speaker
some your shows You tell us. I thought you kicked It's victory's mine. i didn't know. I didn't kick him. He just left. I guess ah ah guess the funny thing about
01:42:06
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The funny thing about Kings is they don't have internet service. Glick, get back up here, man. He's making sure you brought us plan B. Oh, no, no, no. It's plan G for plan Glick. Plan Glick, I like it.
01:42:22
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Plan G, I like that. Plan G. Plan G, by the way. subscodo Scotto, what's up, man? What up, Scotto? Hey, Sergeant Mo Dog, were you a Paris Island Marine or San Diego Marine?
01:42:39
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more comfortable anywhere He a submarine. He was a yellow submarine. Mandy, I've forgiven you for bandying me for Glick.
01:42:50
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Did everybody live there? It's okay. Who's your puppy? Chaka? Hola, puppy. said, don't do
01:43:05
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He's like, God damn it, I just deprecated my wife again. My kid is screaming so loud on his video game. Like, fucking screaming. What's he doing? Which one? I don't know what he's playing.
01:43:19
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normally get better stop fucking good which Which one? I don't know my kid doesn't do any place for honor. yeah he is He is screaming. Which one of your kids is yelling, Chaka?
01:43:31
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Hey, I was 3rd Battalion also, but i was San Diego. That's India Company. You can still spank your 14-year-old. He can't work your ass yet, right? If it was Zeke, yeah let him yell because you know and if you go in there and tell him shut up, he's going to kick your ass. get You're getting a fucking roundhouse to the face.
01:43:49
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Roadhouse. I still got that fear until I don't, but I have it right now. Hey, yeah, if you're going to tell Zeke, have All it takes for him and he doesn't know it yet, if he just went like this, i'd be like, well,
01:44:00
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du chuck listen to me your uncle god Here's your allowance. Here's your allowance. Just take it and leave me alone.
01:44:10
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That's right. no I still got it. If you do tell Zeke, though, have him come into your room and tell you, or you tell him so we can see it. Because you guys want to see me cry a grown man cry?
01:44:23
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Zeke, please.
01:44:30
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He just tells Zeke you better behave yourself. Simon wants to see a grown man cry because he doesn't have a face or tear ducts, so he can't cry himself. Nope. I'm the plan D around here, yo. Yeah, I don't have a face like you don't
01:44:47
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have. What was that, Simon? Wait, what? he goes up He broke up. It broke up right the punchline. His internet died. I'm a real man. I'm a real man. This note was really good. okay Okay. I don't know. It was probably really good. Yeah. All right. Never mind, guys. We're good.
01:45:05
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We're good. You got your wrench? There you go. What the fuck is that? He's got his wrench. He's got his wrench. He's All right. found the builder over here. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Can you fix it? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:45:20
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MoDog. MoDog. I got dinner.
01:45:31
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Purple ones. Yeah. are in there? Oh shit. I just spilled the crayons.
01:45:39
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oh i get the whole buffet dog du it look he only means that the purple one ah um man and purple ones yeah how many purple are in there yeah oh shit i just filled all the cras It sounded like it just went through your floor.
01:45:52
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Jesus. Those cranes just went right through your floor. Are those cranes or missiles? What the fuck, dude? Those are the egg cranes. These going to go to Marines that need them. Are they bullets?
01:46:04
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No, it's cute. I don't think you can shoot that. What a cute little tool, says Mandy. Aw, it's so cute. Hey, you know what?
01:46:16
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For the man wearing a colorful shirt, a little food for thought, okay? That looks like your shirt. He looks like he's holding it. Ladies and gentlemen, this was not scripted at all, so that's how you know this was at the At the end of the day, you can't. I a long time ago. He just held it up like Simba. You guys can't pull up a shirt like this, and you're jealous.
01:46:45
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That's all it is. Yep. You're right. could never pull off a shirt like that. Yeah. You could. I mean, I might button it up, but I couldn't pull it off. Some people have colorful personalities, and some people have colorful shirts.
01:46:57
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You know what? You may be cool and popular and all that and have the cool-looking shirt, but i got a wrench. I got job, Charlie. I got a power shot. Just bitch down right now. If that's a 10-millimeter, you're accomplishing something.
01:47:11
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And it's a 12-millimeter. You always lose a 10-millimeter. It's a 12.
01:47:16
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You can't find the I have your uniform, and I don't ever want to see you outside. It's not just an open end. It's got a closed end, so I'll be busting some notes. I can't tell you. but You mean like a combination? sounds No cheat codes.
01:47:36
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No codes? As long as you don't bust the ring. Insufficient funds. I couldn't figure out who jumped. I think it was Rocky or Shaman. Yeah. Ramen with shaman. i want I want an AI picture made of shaman with ramen.
01:47:53
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Okay, I need you now. Now that you said it out loud, I want that as well. be I got you. ye I made an AI picture of marcotic in a bathtub with ramen noodles.
01:48:05
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Shaman with ramen. Let's go. I think he's going to a spin-off series. Shaman, how much gluten does ramen have? well Mandy said busting a nut all three drops. yeah Okay, we can't have ramen with shaman because shaman will die. It'll be gluten-free ramen with shaman. Do they make that? For every general order, there's eleven nuts
01:48:36
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are you missing one news No, we always come with supply. Bullets don't fly without supply. If you ever go solo, you need to make your channel that. Ramen with Shaman. Oh, you found it? no that's the wrong one.
01:48:50
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was talking about the great one. Oh, the panhandle? The panhandle? The panhandle. I'll let you make any narrative you want. Run with it like a pair scissors.
01:49:03
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I'm sitting down. I ain't running anywhere. Hey, you know, it's the hardest part about eating your vegetables, the wheelchair, putting them back in who the wheelchair. That was funny.
01:49:16
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shit
01:49:18
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I'm going to hell. It's all right. I'm right there with you. I'm just, I'm just trying to meet chocolate. You know what? Just do it in your wheelchair. You can sit down on your way. Damn.
01:49:31
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Rocky sound effect. Where'd you go? yeah I think he beat you there, bro. He was running. He already beat us there.
01:49:44
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That's fucked up. You're not supposed to leave anyone behind. Wow. That's fucked up. Man. i I don't even know if I want to say that. They always do say that black guy is the person that dies in the horror flicks.
01:49:59
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no i this Oh, this is a horror flick? I didn't even know. Yeah, this is a comedy, so guess what? No filter. I lost my phone. Hey, I'll tell people i have Tourette's. i don't care but don't care.
01:50:16
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Do you really have Tourette's or do you just have no? look No, I don't. Apparently now you didn't hear. Just get in trouble for saying that. What? God damn it.
01:50:29
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What?
01:50:32
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I don't like that. Never mind, I guess I'm not listening on this. What? That's bullshit.
01:50:44
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Rocky's changing out the battery in his smoke detector. Hey, what's up, Ty? Blake fixed mine, so I don't know how long but...
01:50:57
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Yeah. But for real though, whenever he decides to play, I did 5-1 Ryzen's Open Burst Challenge for my boy. and it that actually came out pretty dope. And I actually wanted to show to y'all whenever he's able to.
01:51:10
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So I wanted to let you guys know I waited to show y'all. Damn, Mandy's sighting. What you just said, get him, girl. Mandy, I don't even know you, I thought we were friends.
01:51:24
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fucked up You can't you can't thought of that take Mandy's friendship for granted, okay? She'll get you. She'll get you you leave. Mandy's only loyal to one person, and it's me, bitches.
01:51:37
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Is that mom? Mom! No. No. that smoke That's my old sister. That's it. Gabe! What's up, guys? I got shirt. I got my shirt.
01:51:52
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Hold on, hold on. I'm not by the TV. Hold on. I'll beat a C. Oh, shit. Take a breath, that guy. I'll get some color back in your face.
01:52:09
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Damn. What's up, that guy? Get him, girl. Manny broke my heart with that one. Get, get, get, get, get. Thank you, Todd.
01:52:21
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Somebody likes my
01:52:28
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it Holy chit-a-boy. Chucky, you yeah. You didn't even send them to me. here Everybody on the panel's got to do it.
01:52:39
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I mean, I probably won't like them because I'm straight, but you never know. Yeah, well. Oh, my nudes? Yeah. What up, Fanny? Don't you dare. Don't you dare, Fanny.
01:52:50
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This is banter. What up, Lanny from Cantonadia? Who plays gu guitar? What up, Fanny? Tim does. Tim does. Yeah. Did I skin food?
01:53:03
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Did I And if you don't believe me... Me and him actually became the store manager of the same Eneke.
01:53:15
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What's going on now? You play the same flute, and if people don't believe me, subscribe to the Lazy Glick's OnlyFans page, and you'll see him play it. He plays immediately. That's how Glick and I pay our mortgages, but you know he should guys can subscribe, and then you figure out what we Welcome back, man.
01:53:33
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He sits on Glick's lap the same way that Kevin Hart sits on The Rock's lap. that He does. Lanny, actually, I host a music show on here where i interview musicians.
01:53:47
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So oh when I ask ChatGPT to make me a picture, incorporates all my shows. That's what Glick considers percussion.
01:53:59
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I mean, I'm pretty goddamn good at it. For anyone in the comments who's wondering what we're doing, we're up here not giving a shit, chilling with Glick, and if you're in the comments, you better hit the like and start hitting the clicks. but don't this Don't forget to send the super chats. If you chats, we meet our
01:54:23
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who do you think who do you think dun caught dumpy on that move old gli squatch over here olick spot ah o ge oh that should be your fan base click squad The Glick Squad? I like what now. Just Glick Squad. Mandy's in dangerous territory, but I like where she's going with the nonsensical clan. ah But it's it's it's a little dangerous territory, you know? You're a nonsensical clan. Nonsensical Glick.
01:54:56
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not wear hoods we Do not i wear hoods. Can I wear my hood backwards? Yes. Not giving a Glick.
01:55:05
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Yeah, definitely check out all the shows. We have shows seven days a week here on the network, Lanny, from music and motorsports to comedy to this bullshit, even the paranormal and true crime. And wrestling. That's what this is to you? This is bullshit? Isn't this bullshit to you? This is my bullshit. My bullshit. Real wrestling or fake wrestling? Dad, show them my bullshit.
01:55:34
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Dad, show him my bullshit. and and and yeah show my bo And we football, too. American football. boner Your son is begging for approval, Glick.
01:55:46
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Give it to him. Yeah, I want my father. got it, Glick. Just do it for him, please. Do better, son. Do better, son. no I'm not ready to give him approval yet.
01:55:58
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I just wanted a father to tell me that himself. Nothing but bananas and barrels. You're damn right, Ty. I want to play Mario Kart for some reason. well yeah we do but We do have the Super Chats for anybody listening. If you want to support the network, drop the Super Chats. If we reach our goal tonight, the highest Super Chatter can co-host on one of those shows that I just mentioned.
01:56:20
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OK, I know a better prize. They can pick out your next shirt. Hey, somebody better get that super light in the chat. You can co-host on one of the shows and pick out my next Hawaiian shirt for next Saturday night. Super do There we go. That's more fun. If we meet our goal and you're the highest super chatter. Guys, that's what supplies mine will all my That's what funds Glick's run the store. That buys his new court.
01:56:44
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thanks It buys my crayons. okay Yeah, boys got to Castle Rat. Oh, okay. I'll have to check them out. i'll see if maybe i you I'll see if I can maybe get them on the on the on the music show, Lanny. We may dabble a little bit into some conspiracies when we talk about you know some of the cryptids. Basically your origin story?
01:57:19
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Don't spoil it. I'm excited. I'm excited that we're going to come back tomorrow. going to be a three-part miniseries, guys. yes When did you talk about Griffin? what what's best That time when they caught a picture of him. When did you talk about Griffin? He's pooping in your yard, Shaman. He is pooping in your yard.
01:57:40
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tomorrow Tomorrow night we're going to do Urban Legends. zero fan shutter yeah we mean You mean Black Legends? why you just say
01:57:52
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He had to wait a couple days after June. Oh, God damn you, Rocky. He changed my PFP. Fucking jackass. God damn him. Yeah, he's good. He's good. that's gotta give him like plus Plus two points for that. Black rules everything around me. Cream, get the money. Dollar a dollar bill, y'all. i wasn't even sure where i was for a minute.
01:58:16
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Hashtag Black Lives Matter.
01:58:20
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Glickvonte says Glickvonte in the building.
01:58:27
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it should be Actually, I do want to. love you. Shaman, I love you, but now I kind of want to confuse you. yeah is your pretty did i Did I tell myself that? or what What happened?
01:58:44
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yeah watch lie matter Lazy, show us what you look like when you half-ass use the Force.
01:58:52
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You're looking at it. yes Well, the shamans are sharing a brain. You're right. yeah you You've definitely ah brought in the personified the shaman. my inner shaman.
01:59:11
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There you go. There you see, you had to finish my sentence for me. That's crazy. That's amazing. Is there two shamans or one shaman? um Why don't you guys meditate on that for a little while? Shama-lama-ding-dongs.
01:59:28
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Shama-lama-ding-dong. Shama-sama-sama-sama-sama-sama. Oh, I like that. I like that better than Shama-lama-ding-dong. I know, I like Shama-lama-ding-dong. But I like that too. That's pretty solid.
01:59:41
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That's pretty shamano shaman. He's all bricked up for you right now. quick I'm all bricked up. little but He's all glicked up, I mean.
01:59:52
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Not bricked up. good So it's sticky after you get glicked up. Nonsensical glick.
02:00:05
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Shaman's going to be coughing up hairballs for the next week. Ha ha ha ha.
02:00:12
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It's Reef into the rock, though. Yeah, I got to Reef into the rock. I like to show my handsome face on camera. Hey, how you doing? Welcome back, Glick. How you handsome?
02:00:23
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Go ahead. to Glick Bonte likes to show his face. Yeah, Glick Bonte.
02:00:32
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All the ladies say, where Glick Bonte at? Mm-hmm. You better call Glick Bonte. Hey. but
02:00:46
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Richard, Richard, and one of the worst, Richard Gere, are you talking about Richard Greer has one of the worst urban legends? I'm curious to know what it is. No, it's, a
02:01:05
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Shaman is the new everyman. Go to YouTube. Glick, a super chat. and get a chance to co-host on the Nonsensical Network with Glitter. Yeah, you goddamn hippies.
02:01:20
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Also, go to JDevil on the YouTube channel. Yeah, I've got to that comment for you, Dad. yeah Go to the YouTubes while you're there if you're on JDevil's channel. If you're not, go ahead and look up JDevil on the YouTubes and check out the new song ah and check out the Homeward Burst Challenge with, what is it? Who is that? 501 Breezy? Is that his name? 501 Bryce.
02:01:43
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right oh all you play i not yet but a little bit later on we'll get it up here later on how's the new song tickling my balls like please i don't want to listen to him how's the new song doing
02:02:00
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don't know that's a good question i should probably be watching that shit huh Oh, the ju yeah. Okay. Yeah. The gerbil. The gerbil. Yeah. No, not at all. Whoa. Gerbil. Richard Greer. Okay. I thought that's what you were talking about, Lanny. Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, he's not the only one. Uh, also, um, also there's an urban legend out there that, um, don't know if it was Rod Stewart or, um,
02:02:25
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ah ah why can't i think of George Michael who had like, oh, had to go to the hospital and have his stomach but stomach pump because he had a whole. That was Rod Stewart. Yeah. na was it Was it Rod Stewart with the man juice? Yeah. ney Yeah.
02:02:42
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Collapsed on stage. Yeah. They pumped his stomach. yeah Yeah. He had like seven gallons of chocolate juice in his belly. ah is year We're those types of urban legends tomorrow. We're actually going to dive into some of more known urban legends and stuff like that. I think it'll be cool. I'm just glad that Kayla and I are finally going to do a new episode of Beyond the Veil tomorrow. What's it called? Beyond
02:03:16
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beyond the veil on the wheel it's about weddings it's all paranormal true crime mystery, dark, spooky. Nice, nice.
02:03:28
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And, you know, everything in that room. I mean, we were talking to about some some um and new we can hopefully get. So it's going to be so busy lately.
02:03:42
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we
02:03:46
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yeah think i think just I think your internet's haunted right now. I thought that was me. I'm like, motherfucker! what I'm sure everybody's got some kind of just just story to tell as well. What did say, Chuck?
02:04:05
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You're glitching. let she crazy you No, you're good. You're good. You're 1080, man. You're good. other you seven twenty right looking good I don't even remember what I was saying, but now whatever. It don't matter. ah yeah we go We've been just so busy. That's like the one show during the week that's very easy to be like. Because it's also the only show on this network that we actually have to do work for. We actually have to research and prepare and and in in do you know do actual manual labor for. her well You mean you didn't get the study all day for this show?
02:04:41
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That's fucked up. You don't care about it. Yeah. yeah I know, I'm a terrible human being. I'm a terrible dad, and and and I should just... you know what rocky here i just go yeah it i'm playing yeah like get your back up here but but but wait run it away with the hell you get milky sugar here promise challenge support chaka i got something for ya
02:05:12
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which you oh what' you got opened up did i know ma ex y owes me some child support tests for sure
02:05:20
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i'll send you I'll send you the full thing, but here's little snippet. Here's just tip. Just a tip. Oh, really? Yeah.
02:05:32
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West Coast. Turn this up. Turn this up. They keep asking who running this.
02:05:42
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We'll see you next time.
02:05:58
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We'll be right back.
02:06:20
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Nice one. I'll give that one an eight. Damn. That was sick, dude. Send me that. Send me that. That was badass.
02:06:41
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that was sick dude send me that si me that that was badass I see how it is, Rob. Where the mowed dog. where the mo no everything I'm to change my doorbell to that fucking song.
02:06:57
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It's going to scare all the Jehovah's Witnesses away. I don't think so. He needs God. We'll do a little music break here. Jay...
02:07:08
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rocky she just did that out we we do a little a little music break here and
02:07:15
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going to need calm down. did an open verse challenge with 501 Bryce. He doesn't know to spell his fucking name. I don't know. It's like a minute long, but I'm going to play it. I'll let Jay know how he did.
02:07:35
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he didn't know how to spell his fucking name i don't know so we we it's it's like a minute long but i will play it let me i'll let chick know how he did with B-Ride.
02:08:06
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but the s smokingping to and give up bringing the pressure
02:08:15
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We'll be right back.
02:08:46
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Yes. Look, Dad went to the store. Look, told me...
02:08:54
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You know what? He's going bring you back there. He'll kill somebody who is running the show. tell them It literally says shit supervisor on his chair. I don't know what you expected, J-Devil. Shit supervisor. He used the opportunity. this no but You know what? This makes me question whether he listens to any of my music at all.
02:09:13
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He just gets up and away. like Why are you licking his furry nuts then, Rock? Come on now. You know where your home is. You're right, man. You're absolutely right, man. Why would I even try? I know. I usually am. Stop being a home record, okay? It's an awesome song, and we come back, and Glick has fucking left to go get Newports.
02:09:38
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um He thought it was a great opportunity to go get me. I think that's not the song. ear drums and he He just spontaneous combust. No, he couldn't handle the greatness. He couldn't handle the greatness.
02:09:51
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He went looking for pine cones. You guys are giving him way too much fucking credit. That's usually your job, bro. That's usually your job. I like pine cones. i like pine con rocky people behind your front door Uh-oh.
02:10:06
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Uh-oh. Glicks at your front door now? Glicks at my front door? Finally. He's probably not at my front door if he went Utah. Dude, the milk's expired by now. He finally came home. Hey, cheese is still good. It's still good. It's cottage cheese.
02:10:24
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That was cool, J-Devil. When did you ah record that? It was this week? That was like two days ago. oh 20 minutes ago. That was pretty legit. I really liked it. Believe it or not, the microphone was hanging from my ceiling fans.
02:10:37
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I was wondering about that. It took him three takes before he finally turned his ceiling No, it took one because filming.
02:10:51
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Oh my, man. Can we have the bloopers? We need blooper reels, J-Devil. Let's go. Watch that one. I see him getting smacked in the face with a fucking mic and he's rapping and shit. She lost her phone. This is great news.
02:11:09
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dead you I see it I'm not telling you where it must be I've had somebody drop a boom mic on me before J-Double. Yeah, while they were filming Blake and Lazy.
02:11:24
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They dropped whole thing on the phone. You need to calm down, Shaman. Extra credit. Hey, Glitz got photos to prove that shit. You know Sean? I don't even know why we're friends anymore. i mean, but he's telling the truth.
02:11:37
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They say keep your friends close, keep enemies closer. yes literally Yeah. There's literally a photo of them. No, it's keep your friends close and your co-hosts close. Look, it's my mom and dad. Look at my mother. My mom. J.W., you fucker. That's so funny. At least somebody's funny around here. Thank you, J.W. It all starts to be funny looking. oh Speaking speaking of funny looking.
02:12:09
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Man, if I wasn't if i wasn't disappointed in you before, I'm really disappointed in you after hearing that song. Oh my word. You got more funny shit to say, funny man? Damn, Sam.
02:12:32
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Damn, Sam. Hey, he did the moonwalk to the milk store, but he didn't have not one Billie Jean.
02:12:39
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You in Glitch Yard, J-Devil. I'm the biggest dog here.
02:12:46
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Okay,
02:12:51
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hey It's Wookiee. Hey, don't disrespect Wookiees that way. God damn it, Rock. I'd like give a shout out to some friends of mine in Birds of Squalor. I don't know if that sounds familiar. you're going to make Wookiee teens.
02:13:12
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Wookiee teens coming up. No, I don't know. They just released another song called Strings.
02:13:22
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they just they just released another song called strings It's pretty good. was it Who was that? Birds of Squalor. Is that ocean spray? Because if you're drinking it, you should be on a skateboard. i think that's the new rule. No, no it's apple kiwi strawberry. Whoa, did you guys practice that shit or something? Yeah, right? Holy a fuck. up. What?
02:13:53
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an ad just popped up
02:13:58
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you're gottanna get copy You might get copyright for that ad, actually. YouTube, can I get paid for that for the the sponsorship deal? um Do I tag Ocean Spray? I think I'm going to tag Ocean Spray in this video. It's worth a couple of pennies at least. What
02:14:19
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are you drinking? I wish fucking Miller Lite would sponsor me already. Miller Lite. drink milk. I know, man. They'd probably pay you not to prepare. Oh, you're going to grow up to be big and strong.
02:14:31
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Big and strong. Hey, guys, I found
02:14:36
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the phone. job. Was it under the ocean spray container? No. I've been drinking bull milk.
02:14:45
Speaker
Is that gluten-free? Just know if I go missing and I'm on your carton, it was Lilith's fault. I plead the fifth. Interesting.
02:15:00
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It was really glicked, so you didn't have to pay child support. I pay trouble if I can't. Yep, he pays a $9. He pays a $9.
02:15:12
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So it's not worth anything. What's this guy talking about? My phone is gay. what my bubble is gay I need a charger, then. We'll fucking charge you. Oh, you're killing me, Smalls.
02:15:33
Speaker
Fucking plug your phone in. It's not that fucking hard. It's not brain surgery. Eat a bag of apples. Plug it in right here. Damn. The time you eat an apple is like diabolical.
02:15:46
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I mean, i bet i think Flick needs fiber, though, so that's not a bad thing. MoDog, call a nine line. He knows what that means. Wait a minute. Do apples have fibber yes with please shit every time fiber? Fiber optic, actually. That's a medivac. I love of apples, so I will gladly go eat a bag of apples. are And then if he eats some apples, we're not going to see them for 20 to 30 minutes. No. They're delicious. yeah goingnna come back by apple bottom jean ill like bra I bring dinner for no reason.
02:16:21
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Hell yeah, Chris Technician. You the man, buddy. Thank you, bud.
02:16:26
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Did he get me some apples? What's up, Chris? I love it like something from the oven, right? Maybe there's some apples in there. don't know. I like Granny Smith apples. I like Honeycrisp apples. Whoa, you like them old, huh? I do like them. Robbing the grave. Robbing the grave. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. That's what I hear.
02:16:49
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I think it was black or the berry. I think that's what it was Tomato, tomato. I got some shit in my trash. It's pretty old. i don't think it's sweet. It's not going to be as sweet as you'd think. It's good.
02:17:08
Speaker
The older the berry, the dustier, the juice. Some of them apples are sour. I'm to have to leave them right back. I froze my camera because I'm an idiot and I overloaded it with superstardom. I'll be right back.
02:17:20
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Oh, that's what
02:17:32
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that's what happened to my PFP. i overloaded it with stardom and, where I started with my face and I have a PFP. Nope. You overloaded your face with stardom?
02:17:43
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Is that what his name was? Yeah. just you know Nope the fuck out, Shaman. Yeah, that's what happened. That's what happened was. Stardom is just gluten. Stardom is another name for gluten-free jizz. Stardom.
02:17:58
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Taka likes it, too.
02:18:02
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talk like you who I'm channeling my inner MoDog tonight. going to wrap the so sunglasses. oh You know, if MoDog comes on, I'm going to put on my new hat that is inspired by his hats.
02:18:15
Speaker
You should have just worn it today. one does seven know i least i owe No, I always wear my my Sasquatch hat when I'm on this channel. I know, and I appreciate it.
02:18:26
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But Modog talked me into getting a certain style of hat, him and Nils. And i'm not wearing I wore it last night, but I'm not wearing it tonight unless Modog comes up.
02:18:37
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Then I'll put it on. As much shit as I give you, I really appreciate the fact that every Saturday you have your your Glick Squatch hat on representing, supporting the Squatch nation. Only time I wear it, bro. Only time I wear it. You guys are on my TV right now.
02:18:52
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The big screen. That's not a TV. That's a phone, but go on. i mean tell you supportable guys on my tv too you're on the big screen there you really are on the tv just held your phone further item um on you on tv what will just holding the phone in the back of the room
02:19:19
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She's got a sign language. You're not fooling us, J Devil. You're not fooling us like the devil did back in the day. The greatest trick the devil ever was. Never mind. Well, stop, because they later he's going to end up pulling out a snake. You never knew I was the diversion.
02:19:35
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you what I mean? You look like some older, because it's hard. You're goddamn right. You're goddamn right, Mo Dog. Mo Dog's making a milk run, too.
02:19:47
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Don't you try to get away from me. I'm out here, Granny. Give me some of that sweet juice. Oh, you got a motorized chair? No, I don't want you.
02:20:00
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Those are freaks, not vegetables.
02:20:05
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but all gave rocky name PTSD that doesn't sound like irritable bowel syndrome come on PTSD is what it was it' a that's okay no worries Moe Dog I battle my own demons
02:20:25
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ah you can't battle this demon bitch maybe i can it see Every time I sit on the toilet, I got it. I conquered it. Look at that. That was PTSD, pretty tiny, shitty dick.
02:20:41
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He's going to chop down you for us, Blake. Just like they did Fern Gully. Nope, here we go. Burn this bitch down! Damn right I did.
02:20:54
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That's what they did in Fern Gully. They chopped down the forest. I learned that from my dad. Are we playing musical screens? The Squatch Force is strong in in young Squatchian.
02:21:08
Speaker
can i do Can I play with the nubchucks now?
02:21:12
Speaker
Damn. Those aren't nubchucks, but you can play with them. Maybe when you're older, okay? Okay. Maybe you have to be at least this tall to play with the nunchucks. You have to be at least this white to play with the nunchucks.
02:21:31
Speaker
I'm not even that white. I know. You can't play with them. You can't play with them. i and i' master I've mastered the saber chucks. They're saber chucks. He mastered them.
02:21:42
Speaker
He mastered him. There wasn't even a hard R. That's the only time you should say the hard R is when it comes to mastering. Master Squatch. That's not okay. Master Squatch. Master. It sucks out.
02:21:58
Speaker
Oh, my God. It smells like burnt hair in here again. Oh, that's fine. Padawan. pa on Okay, you clearly don't know how to use them.
02:22:10
Speaker
That's why it smells like hair. I clearly know how to use them. That's why I wield them. You don't wield them. You burn your own Sasquatch hair, and now we all have to smell it so do Do you know to use nunchucks?
02:22:23
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Yeah, of course. I'm this white. Of course I can use them. Hey, you guys want to hear something fucked up, but it's 100% true? talking to a goddamn mall. yeah That open verse challenge I wrote, I wrote it while taking a shit.
02:22:37
Speaker
Swear to God. That's my best word. Jedi, Jedi, when hang out, the first thing is to give you big old Sasquatch hug. I'm going to hand these to you. My father likes son. Let's see it. Let's see it, Glick. I'm taking a shit right now. My father's about to become my mother.
02:23:02
Speaker
but You got to put you on big screen and show us how you're doing nunchucks. You want me to make you video? We need nunchucks. Don't talk about it. Be about it, bro. I'll make you a video. No, we're making the video right now. We are in the video. Let's go. I don't have room.
02:23:23
Speaker
Chaka, you need to back me up on this. He's going to make a video. The video's already getting made. Also, also, also, I just want you to know these aren't foam. Oh my god. It's already getting made.
02:23:36
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are really that's That's how you know something bad's about to happen. I'm bamboozled. I don't have start. Yeah, that's what I feel like is happening. He's on a soundboard. Those are for all me. He's on a soundboard, guys. I hear is glick hopping up. Where did Rocky go? Is that what everybody else hears?
02:23:54
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but Yeah, you can see the rust on that. These are so old. Yeah, they're plastic. They're made of plastic. We get it. That's fine. like yeah I don't have room to swing it around right here. Just come on.
02:24:06
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Go, ninja. Go, ninja. Go, Go, ninja. Go, ninja.
02:24:14
Speaker
I'll tell you what, i will I will post up, I will make a video and I'll post it up and I'll send it to you guys. I'm not great with them. You have to hit yourself in the balls. i'm not I'm not great with them, but i'm um i'm pretty I'm pretty all right. um' I can handle my own for a minute. I've taken down a few high priority squirrels with these motherfuckers. I've taken down 500, 600 foot players. saying.
02:24:43
Speaker
Just shut your whore mouth. you Calm down, shaman. Why are going to talk to your sister that way? I will. I will. I will. She said why he talked to you. You know what?
02:24:55
Speaker
She's a mouthy bitch. I will. I will set up the camera and I'll make a video and do a little whole demonstration with my. You're going to get a lot of views on that.
02:25:05
Speaker
You're going to get a lot of views on that. Darcy literally just did that barking and then went and ate. Fiverr, I love it. Darthfoot.
02:25:17
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What up, Fiverr? used to have a set of chucks like that when I was like 13. Hey, guys, i got something actually really important to say. You want to and tell them what's going on Hey, guys, so there's this little girl in there who already her parents. oh And she's currently in the Hasbro Toddler of the Year competition. go to either make more games got so i'm going to go to either my page jdevils or the murder city page and go vote for this little this little girl please the links are white baby is that that's my little cousin okay put put links in the chat so we can click on it links in the chat we need links in the chat hey what up remy i'm gonna say i have to click to put it in the chat
02:26:07
Speaker
just Put it in the chat yourself. um no I don't have a wrench, Dad. You can still put it in the chat without a wrench. No, you can't. i can get No, you can't, dummy.
02:26:19
Speaker
i Yeah, Dad. Give me a wrench, Dad. Put it in the private Put it in the private chat. put in the private shit And then my dad still won't do it. Put it in a private chat. I would never treat you like that. And Chaka, who got a wrench on the first day, can do it. some Lazy great power comes great responsibility, Chaka.
02:26:47
Speaker
I got a wrench the first day I was here. I'm trying to say I don't know how to get wrenches out. and i is like book long that rent yeah just i think I got like minutes.
02:27:06
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ah Hands of seats. Thank you. Thank you for the best host comment. But I wish all the dads on the panel a happy Father's Day. Not just me. I appreciate you, brother. I love you, man. You're a long time. guys lie to my father again, and I'm going to pretty upset. We all pray for Shaman's dad to come back.
02:27:26
Speaker
He wasn't there for me. I had better things to do. Sorry, Jay. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Hey, Greg, I said that to Damn it, Greg. I got you.
02:27:44
Speaker
Remy, what's going on? Long time to see you. Remy. Remy-demy-ding-dong. Remy-demy-ding-dong.
02:27:56
Speaker
Remy, Remy. Remy, I miss you, bro. I haven't got to hang out with you for a fucking while. For a hot minute. Yeah, Remy, how you been? It's been more than hot minute. It's been like I haven't seen Remy. This sounds like some kind of weird. It's a hot minute because it's on there.
02:28:15
Speaker
it's a half minute cause it's another So is there a link in the back chat? or go go Go vote for that little girl so she doesn't get sold to the circus.
02:28:28
Speaker
Thanks, Glick. If you don't vote for that little girl, her daddy is going to leave her and she's going to grow fatherless. Don't say that. You're going to grow up like Shaman. where Nobody wants that. both I'm trying to play the sympathy card. Don't say that.
02:28:44
Speaker
You don't want her to grow up like Jay and Common or Rocky. Yeah. You want to end up like this? Yeah. yeah Yeah. I mean, honestly, they don't want to end up like J-Devil. Why not? Because you don't know who dad is. I do know. It's Cliff. I am the best kid. Yes. You should use your whore mouth.
02:29:03
Speaker
the The kids on the Indian island told me it was him. can't believe everything they say to you. Yeah, I can. Why would they lie to him? Why would they lie to him? why would they like Why would they tell him the truth?
02:29:16
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Hey, next time you to go to ah you should go to Pleasure Island. east money next I have no answer to that. The Easter Bunny came through? The Santa Claus Easter Bunny came through? Yeah, I was fatherless too.
02:29:33
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If you don't think Glick is the boaster, ah, yeah, let him know, hands of seeds. Everybody's in hands from seeds. Bro, how are they going to fight you? You've got seeds for hands.
02:29:45
Speaker
He's about to plant some fucking seeds. the forest is your father. He's going to smack you with a sunflower seed. Yeah. Plant in the seeds, son. appreciate you, brother. i appreciate you, man. How you been? welcome me This is getting rough now. Get off your knees. wow What up, Wally? Hands is going to fight everybody. Somebody's on their knees. Wall Cephas.
02:30:10
Speaker
I'm going to go hang out with Wall Cephas. For the ones that do vote for Hunter, you're also helping Toys for Tots bring toys to families for Christmas, too. Ah, which shout out to our our Marines. marcorua Shout out to our crayon eaters.
02:30:25
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Uh,
02:30:28
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but the two round time ah Let me ask you something, J-Devil, since you're a Marine. Moe Dogger, you've still got your ear holes on. Let me ask you guys something. If you're not a Marine and you want to set up to be a donation spot for Toys for Tots. Actually, this might be a question for off the air.
02:30:47
Speaker
I'm going to reach out to you guys because I think this year around Christmas time, I want to make my house a drop-off for Toys for Tots and let the network get behind Toys for Tots. Oh, that's smart because then you get first dibs on all the good toys and then you can donate the rest. Oh, shit, I didn't even think of that.
02:31:03
Speaker
I didn't even think about that. I was just trying to do something good for the kids. I love Toys for Tots. They get me every year. better Better than junk grandpa out there ringing a bell for fucking Salvation Army. but the to i know how to set up the Toys for Tots thing. I've done it.
02:31:17
Speaker
Yeah, I want to set one up at my house so we can so the network can get behind it. Talk to you about it afterwards. Yeah. i I did Toys for Tots instead. instead.
02:31:29
Speaker
that do that i didnt that its Toys for Prospects.
02:31:36
Speaker
Toys for Thoughts. Hey, we're talking like little children's toys, not vibrators, okay? It's not Toys for Thoughts. Oh, oh, oh. Toys for I'm about to click the wrong link because I was on something else. then That was absolutely done. I'm on a fucking roll. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, driving, diving, in and out of connection. your fucking ass home. What up, Pepper?
02:32:04
Speaker
How you doing, Pepper Ball? What's up, man? Bars. Bars. Bars. Everybody in the chat or anybody on the panel, don't forget, we got the Super Chat something there. We got the need to – look, you don't have to send Super Chats, but I'll be greatly appreciative of it because it will help support this network. It will also help support – Hey, whoever puts in a Super Chat, I will give you a personal funny-ass shout-out.
02:32:27
Speaker
Hey, you know what, and you guys, we're we we all get to vote. Well, you get to vote on his next shirt if you donate. Come on now. Let's get. If we meet our goal. We got to upgrade his wardrobe. We got to do it. You know what, listen, every dollar is vote. You got let dad leave the house like that, y'all?
02:32:44
Speaker
The fuck? Yeah. yeah if If we meet and you meet our goal, which I actually have to get ready and reset that in a half hour, but if we meet our goal, whoever's the highest super channel of the night can co-host on a show of their choice on this network.
02:33:00
Speaker
Also, our like deep shaman i will send you a picture of all my Hawaiian shirts and you get to pick out next week's shirts. And I will be buying more in the future, just so you guys know. Because I found a website that I am in love with. How about this? www.pornhub.com Anybody that Super Chat's 50 bucks gets to actually pick out the next one he buys.
02:33:27
Speaker
And they get to pick it. wo You know what? I'll you know i'll do something even more interesting. If someone puts a $50 Super Chat, I'll go through a drive-thru with an earpiece and i get this I have to say whatever they tell me to say to the drive-thru.
02:33:44
Speaker
Ooh. I just love how everybody else is going to do shit and I don't have to do anything. No, I didn't say you're going to Lazy is in the league. think all of us want to see that.
02:33:57
Speaker
I'll do live. I swear God, I don't give a fuck. We are 14 Super Chats away from the goal, and Lazy Chat is currently leading with his dollar nine. They had the genius idea. That's the appetizer, ladies and gentlemen. That is the appetizer. We need the entree. If Lazy wins, he gets to pick your shirt and he gets to host, right? I'm already the host. I wasn't great YouTuber.
02:34:26
Speaker
where it's my i wasn't a greatest meet Where I was like, it has to be a $25. All Super Chats are welcome, and all Super Chats go towards the goal.
02:34:37
Speaker
I don't know what's the cheapest Super Chat, but they all go towards the goal. It's $199. I was trying to connect my EBT card, but it doesn't connect. You can $199. I just clicked there. I more than double it because I click that much.
02:34:54
Speaker
oh you doubled and passed it on good job hasn't said the next guy all right like wally said if you don't support super chat no merch but i think no i don't think anybody wants merch wally i didn't know you had merch i want merch i love merch dude you put a shirt on buying that okay so so so out and So I'm going to... I have a closet full of YouTuber shirts. oh I only have one. I have two. I'm moving one. And I got Racket. I got Racket and 2-Bit Cryptos. That's the only one got. Hands of Seeds wants the co-host position. The big $10 super chat of the night. oh we We're only 13 away from the goal and we only have like a half hour left. and said You guys are the best fucking ever. Hands the Seeds.
02:35:38
Speaker
Let's go. um um I have I have a shirt from Meta monkey and i have a official i Have a shirt from sandstorm You gotta say I
02:35:58
Speaker
chaka chaka who birthed their sandstorms shirt on oh was that was that um the um was it texas tornado i think it was him yeah yes i still i still i still talk i still talk to that i still talk to that dude on instagram i am even better even better i think i'm still a mod in his uh or not yeah it's this board I keep trying to get him to come back, man. I'm like, hey, everyone come back. Come back on my channel, dude. If he came back, they're just going to eat him alive again. He noped the fuck out and was just gone. like He was like he was like ascending, becoming bigger and bigger, and then he just like, yeah, I'm done with this.
02:36:40
Speaker
No, he fucked up. That's why. He just took over Glick's channel to talk about. What did he do? What happened? What did he do? I don't know. who We gotta do some beef with somebody and and then people started like, you know showing his girls only fans photos and stuff and talking about yeah get yeah free must stuff it's free market well yeah Who are we talking about here?
02:37:02
Speaker
test store Oh, no, we were talking about ah Texas tornado. No, Texas tornado Oh, now yeah, they felt yeah switch i was talking about I got shit. and That's what talking about Yeah, Texas Pernadoe on that burn Yeah, on the sandstorm. Yeah, got you. Yeah, him the show, bro. Get him on the show.
02:37:22
Speaker
Yeah, so I was like, I talked to him every now and dude, got to come back. Just come back on my show. We'll fucking make a night of it. Yeah, as a guest appearance, just say hi to everybody because we all liked him. We all liked him a lot. You know what? For shit to giggles, I want to see if there's one person that will come on here. I don't know it will not, but send a link to Big Smoke.
02:37:39
Speaker
wish somebody would subscribe to it. Oh, Yeah. out there. Uncle D. tell big so my friend i wish someone everybody knows big smoke i wish somebody i can out but and speak yes for that people would subscribe to it oh uncle de yeah just throw out i all ah ah and we all know uncle d um um sounds like a a for reunion like hey you want to No, I not
02:38:15
Speaker
did you did you see i was in her a um no i did not see the blowout somebody started to tell me and there no bra ever told me the pigon get what happened what happened so a couple weeks ago she pulled up on some YouTube channel I've never heard of, and now the more that I look at it, and they're just a bunch of fucking losers anyways.
02:38:39
Speaker
Dabbleverse or Tukey, some weird puppet dude. I don't know. There's some beef between them and and car and not Carmen. I almost said Carmen Electra. DJ Electra. She like she like pulled up and then she she just like ah nuked her entire fucking social media presence.
02:39:04
Speaker
I don't know. that she She kind of brought it back. i don't know if she's still doing anything or she's still reeling from the bullshit, but i don't know. It's something like weird dabble verse bullshit. i don't know. I've never heard of these fucking people, and and and the more I dive into it, it's just a bunch of fucking weirdos that don't actually do anything except for one or two channels, and the rest of them just clip each other's channels and put it on theirs like it's their own fucking work.
02:39:30
Speaker
I don't know. a Fucking weird, bro. And one guy's a goddamn puppet. yeah I don't know. i to be honest I didn't even realize now you said it out loud. I didn't. I have some of the channels I go to Electra's usually there and I haven't seen her in a long time. Yeah, haven't seen her. Well, she she pops up in here every once in a while and she was going to come on Glick's House of Music at one point in time and we were going to talk some music because I wanted to talk to her about the whole because that's all she does is AI and Avatar. There's like no actual
02:40:04
Speaker
Nothing's real. And I wanted to talk to her about it. Not in a bad way. like just just You should have Shaman on your phone. Shaman's real. I was actually at his house yesterday.
02:40:16
Speaker
mean I wouldn't change the battery in a smoke detector. You hear how quiet it's been tonight? He put in one of his old half-used ones, so it's going to get him by for a couple months. He didn't want to waste it, but it wasn't full power. trucking. Because that's how white people do it.
02:40:40
Speaker
What the fuck, Dr. Scott? Let's go, brother. By one cent. By one cent, I'm better than you. Game on, you Puerto Rican hungry. We've all seen the prices right. We've all seen the prices right. That's all it takes is one cent.
02:40:54
Speaker
One cent. If I wasn't on my phone right now, I would send in something. I want to be a douchebag and set myself a Super Chat. How do you change it for that precise amount? I just have a bar I can put. I can't change it for the exact amount I want.
02:41:10
Speaker
Damn it, Chaka. You're on your computer. Well, that's because you're on your phone instead of on the computer. You get a full wrench within five seconds of being here, apparently. I'm going to figure this out. I'll be right back. Did you stick his hand up your ass too, Wally?
02:41:23
Speaker
See, Glick sent me that $2 to Super Chat. em Goddamn chocolate. Stop putting all our business out there.
02:41:32
Speaker
I wonder if people do that. You know people do that. it. You know people do that shit. You know people do that shit. know Have good one. Hands and seeds. Glick uses Rocky. Me and Rocky is puppet. Hands, I love you, brother. i appreciate you, man. Good seeing you.
02:41:50
Speaker
Come to drop a like to Bubblegum. And he's all out of Bubblegum. Don't like the subscribe button. it's a siege You know, I love seeing your brother. i hope you're doing good man long time. No see That's a good dude right there. don't actually know if that's a dude or a chick. I'm just assuming he's a good dude.
02:42:07
Speaker
ah I'm going to say a dude because that is maybe maybe a baseball player because hands of seeds. no fucking but yeah yeah i just know I just know he's been around for a long fucking time or she's been around for a long fucking time and always super supportive. and every Every time Cash and I do a show, you he pops in and shows love to Cash.
02:42:28
Speaker
so I like that. He or she. or she with dan here She's got the top right now. so I know. wherere we we We need 12 more Super Chats in 20 minutes to reach our goal. and you know handst is gonna go I think Hans is going to go, you know, you give somebody else that co-hosting position. I'm good being in the background. Then I got a holler at Chaka. Or Hans shows up and it's really Mr. Beast.
02:42:58
Speaker
Oh, shit. Then you're like, why did you only send $10, D, you couldn't send a hundo?
02:43:12
Speaker
You couldn't give me a Galaxy, bro? Oh, no, but yeah, Chaka, dude, I have no doubt in my mind that There's youtubers out there with fake accounts that all like go into their super chat and send themselves Money all night long because at the end of the day It's going back into their fucking pocket Oh shit got it was in the lee governor is in the
02:43:38
Speaker
shits got gonna big it all ah hashtag that yeah and You you. know You nasty girl.
02:43:53
Speaker
Hell yeah. andnie gets ah hands And Scott gets to pick your ah your outfit. That's going to be um awesome. It looks like it's going to be shirts versus skins that day. right old tight That'll be a Saturday night show. is
02:44:14
Speaker
dude scotto has the coolest fucking shirt dude this is my there are many like it but this is mine god oh dropping the wire tonight man godto dropping the wire tonight man sure little shirtner egg You little little tea? You like that? You like that? I need to get a tan. I'm all pasty. Damn, I was going to say, that looked like Lazy Jedi was hiding in your shirt. Well, he is.
02:44:46
Speaker
the you He literally rubbed off on him. like that thing from Total Recall like that thing from Total Recall it's like a lazy jedi coming out of here squad squad squad oh quanto what's his name scotto no no the creature from Total to Recall Guado I think Guado it's like Guado or something didn't they have that in men in black too there was like the little alien that was inside the guy like pushed the thing out his face and it was like a little alien was sitting there in Men in Black. Dude, I'm going to try to make that meme. That would be hell of a little alien. Coming out of fucking glick stomach.
02:45:25
Speaker
Oh, here we go. Let's do cook it. his out butt His outfit will be a pair of shoes. i hope I hope boots. I hope my cowboy boots got up. Cowboy boots and sunglasses.
02:45:37
Speaker
You hit me with a $2.01 F.U. Chaka? All right, all right. F.U. Chaka. Damn right. Damn right. I think I have $2.02 cents left. Just so he can try to figure out how to do 201.
02:45:50
Speaker
Shit. You had to go scrape up a couple hot nickels or what? to my boy i will I will turn my couch cushions upside down, motherfucker. he tes he had He had to go ask his wife to borrow some money. Watch out.
02:46:06
Speaker
hey yeah there you guys go quato is his name quato
02:46:13
Speaker
yes ladies i got the best best uh ai picture coming up soon i'll be on to something out here between seven guys kind and i and i might get rich and that I know Chaka's got money. i don't know what kind of Jedi money he's got. I know Chaka's got money because he was in a real neighborhood California. to call with the Jedi Council to get a loan.
02:46:40
Speaker
If we get some more subs, we can start getting super chats too. Man, i'm what you know what? You guys need to get more subs. You guys doing all right. i mean trump oh um You know what?
02:46:53
Speaker
I can't wait to pick fucking shirt up. We're back up to 485. I don't know where we're at right now. do I do need to talk to you two in in private at some point.
02:47:10
Speaker
That's nasty. Actually, I've been talking about my genitals. Really gross. Really gross. You're demonetized now. Well, we're kind of like a physician's group where give each other physicals.
02:47:22
Speaker
Oh. Well, let's give each other, fit like, in a big circle, we can just, like, circle physicals. No, that's a circle. Yeah. We stand in the octagon.
02:47:34
Speaker
That way it's more manly. I can show you a donkey Kong move. Put some edges on that thing. It's not gay if there's corners.
02:47:48
Speaker
It's like synchronized swimming. What up, Gay Toe? What up, Gay Toe? Hi, Gay Love you, by the way.
02:48:05
Speaker
Thank for dropping our link, Chaka. If anybody in the chat is not already subscribed, go ahead and check us out. Why don't all of you guys put links in the chat? like Seriously, I don't even have to... You guys know you put your links to your channels in the chat. like You don't even have to ask. Just do it.
02:48:20
Speaker
Yeah, Lazy. I don't don't mind if I do. Yeah, I want you guys to put your links in the chat. You guys are awesome, man. You guys have awesome channels. You guys do awesome things. and you know i want everybody who comes up here to
02:48:35
Speaker
If you're a streamer, a podcaster, a musician, whatever, if you're up on the panel, put your shit in the fucking... Put your fucking shit up in the chizat. ah just... Dude, you just unsubbed to Wally. Repossessed. pearl ah to us What I do. He unsubbed to the Lazy Shaman Network show show and the Nonsensical Network at the same time. Yeah.
02:49:03
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while he's a part of the nonsensical network and he's like this place i'm out so thats it's elmer brown of e and j comedy he's a comedian that does uh reels on facebook that go viral i smashed this in the link i said you want come up for a little he said i just got off live bro i said come on five minutes i missed your ugly mug brother what up bro hang out you come hang out let's get drunk come on elmer yeah chuck this channel right there you guys good go follow him he was a little sloshy last night huh Look, I'm starring these. I don't know if it does anything for the YouTube channels, but they got the link for the Lazy Shaman show live every Friday night. They say 9 o'clock, but they're on Black People Time, so it's actually like 10 o'clock. Make sure you guys live do check out ENJ Comedy, though. They're on Facebook. and It's also Elmer Brown's page.
02:49:54
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We're not checking anybody out unless they come up here on the panel. He's one of the most humble dudes I've ever met in my live, and that's his page right there. Hey, oh. Teddy Vinny, what's going on?
02:50:05
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And also, everybody don't forget to check out these nuts. sure I didn't even know i don't know you changed your name. Yep, yep, Shaman, he unsubscribed to both of our channels.
02:50:21
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Damn,
02:50:25
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damn. Drew, how you feeling? Last night you were a little faded, brother, and your eyes were heavy. Faded, faded. What up, Teddy Vinny? Squashed, I think is the technical term. Squashed? Squashed?
02:50:39
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Slosh. yeah I thought he quit thinking. Then all a sudden he and he was like...
02:50:49
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hello the
02:50:53
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Oh, shit. I've got to stream this to my channel. I'm going to stream it to my channel. and and then And then the only time he had anything to say was when he had something racist to say to you, Sean, on June 10th. a all Yeah, lots of hard odds. Lots of hard odds last night. It was crazy.
02:51:10
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I think that's the best day to be racist, really. It it was like, just over yes what's over there? You know, it was very offensive. Yeah, a lot of odds. I have a pair, and I was like, whoa, here it was just fucking offensive as fuck.
02:51:29
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every other is true you know it's true that's a tough one glick uh i do have a tendency to really get a little angry with my part r's mike's lemonade What? R in Wigs Limited.
02:51:52
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Shaman's just learning the English language. You know, yeah you know Shaman, of the time, I'm Team Shaman all day every day i am about six seven percent of the time he kind of lost us there Slow motion for me.
02:52:15
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Listen, you spell it how you want to spell it. I'll spell it how i want to spell it. Hey, Shaman, I'm going need you to slow motion for me, all right? Lemonator. Lemonator. Lemonator.
02:52:27
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so mind eliminator looking at all thems there le nothing I see you got a lemonade stand, you Lemon-Nator.
02:52:40
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We don't like them. Them Nator Gators. ah how easy on ne Oh, easy on the hardy yard with the Gator. Mm-hmm.
02:52:54
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Them Floridians don't like it. That was a Floridian slip. Floridian? Floridian. That was a
02:53:08
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hey we need that one on our our show shop and then people get ridiculous about the line pretty fucking out and then people get ridiculous about things way that the line We said all this other shit.
02:53:28
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This is what you're about. You think if I put up the MoDog symbol, he'll show up on the panel? Yes, it's like the Bat symbol. Do it. do it There we go.
02:53:41
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We've summoned you. We have summoned you. We've summoned you, MoDog.
02:53:49
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There is hard R's in Gotham City. You need to show up. Damn!
02:53:57
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There's a lot of hard And the R's are really hard. It's not even Gotham City. It's not nonsensical city. You're hard in the motherfucking paint.
02:54:08
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Nonsensical city. There's a lot of hard R's. war That's it. Present them, Shaman. Anybody in here have ginger? Grindr. Whoa! Whoa! Verginer.
02:54:22
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grinder oh whoa but gri er
02:54:31
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virgingr Ladies and a offensive to this spot channel was invented by vas ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please welcome to the stage, making our first appearance all night, the one and only Druniverse. Let's fucking go. it's correct Is that Druniverse with a hard R?
02:54:56
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was what that know what guys like things are hard I don't know he's not weren't submersed for turders it's do verse what but ah ah you know
02:55:18
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i more there ah wear the shirt to remind everybody the difference full screen it well scream i can't see it well screening please Full screen, zoom and enhance. Ratchet. a Ratchet. Look at Scott's Looks like he's judging us right now.
02:55:35
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You know he is. You don't need
02:55:40
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to present him.
02:55:46
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he's like oh you know he you know hesters he's the way bring me to present him yeah need to We don't need his pfp to know that he's gonna make there more folk things about me That's what tequila, That's conejos
02:56:04
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but is conjo that's wahaca waca wahaca tequila yeah opponent you interview ah hold days that's conejo's oh right out of the bottle juniverse god damn you're gonna have diarrhea until easters that is my honky y'all know i don't know how to read come on oh i'm out of choice or swim i was like i was going to join an excellent not choice didn't realize it
02:56:39
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oh well He's an appliance re repairman. Yeah. and that heart Easy Chaka on hard R's. I say it without a science. science. ah science A science.
02:56:55
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Cheers to all you motherfuckers. You're getting drunk now. Awesome. most tough And it makes me want to break out the Baileys. Go get it. You're not getting drunk. that shit homie Go get that shit, man. You might get it. That's fine.
02:57:11
Speaker
Get some Baileys. That's too bad. The party's just popping. And you know what? It's cash. I'm in the bedtime. and that thought Oh, that was funny.
02:57:24
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Chocotron. I'm sorry. It's the cheap brand. I'm getting there. the hell? St. Brandon. Big Devils out UFC. Damn. level st devils at a usc way
02:57:38
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You got a gallon It's been drinking on. so That was an expensive bottle too. I know.
02:57:53
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I feel like I might have to make me a mug of heat. 400 what?
02:58:00
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film me a maca e town four hundred what
02:58:06
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400 nuts worth 400 nuts worth of juice how many millions of sperm is that it depends on the person i guess yeah depends on their count yeah ye they these little tequilas for buy one get one for a nickel Oh, I've seen the that. Whoa.
02:58:27
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yeah What is that? Did you get that impact did you get that at bed mode? Yeah. Yeah. What? Hell yeah. I've seen i they got that ah buy one get one for a nickel, dude. i see. Yeah.
02:58:39
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Nickel what? Nickel. Nickel. Nickel. There is nickel. Who? nickel nickco there is no articlele take a for the business
02:58:51
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nickel who I knew exactly what that was. i was like, I see those.
02:58:59
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Ninjas be ninjas. yeah You know what? Flick, put on your Bret Hart glasses so you don't have to see the racism.
02:59:11
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There you go go. Locks it right out. All right. Jack, you look like you're from the Men in Black. That's true. We're going to Yeah, we What's up? The excellence of action.
02:59:27
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yeah we got the we got the the men and black here we got brett hart here what's ah
02:59:36
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eence of early nightslam down You know what's good about this is I can pass out. And we get a true who doesn't realize there's facial recognition. Well, cheers.
02:59:46
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I'll be passed out in a while. Yeah, but i could I could pass out. Nobody would know. I'd just be like this. Yeah. just say Wouldn't be the first time. wouldn I've done that. You know what? That's what that guy always says. And everybody knows. How interesting.
03:00:03
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one of these lazy you're you're on stream that one time i passed out right yeah out li i i popped in that's the only time i've ever seen you pass out on screen like i was fucking because i was working nights and i worked doubles and i was dog shit tired and then i was drinking dude i was like this and then uh going back lazy was the one he's like hey take chock off camera take chock off camera he's passed out that was fucking out yeah i did i i don't think it's cool to leave people on camera if you know their path if they if you know they're passed out and not coming back you know what i mean oh i wouldn't mind that that give you something to
03:00:39
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That guy doesn't care. He likes it. Chaka, if you ever see me pass on screen like that, you need to tell them to get me the fuck off screen, okay? It is right if you ever see it. Same thing, bro. If you see me pass out, bro, you take me off screen. Hold on a second.
03:00:57
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Time out real quick. Time out real quick. I got a question from the chat. I got a question from the chat. Prime's Bali says, question, weed smokers a allowed on panel or just drinkers? I'm pretty sure there's there's yeah a little very combination. Otherwise, we wouldn't let Shaman up here.
03:01:17
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Shaman won't be allowed. I did crack before I jumped on. so way yeah so been right here He's to be up all night, guys.
03:01:28
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promise i um um australia and every him do every hunt moms but Whatever your name is, you'll have to tell it. Pramesh. Pramesh, everybody is welcome on panel.
03:01:42
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As long as you don't talk about politicians and you keep your wiener off your fucking camera, you are allowed on the panel. That's why I see you. Hunter Biden up here. Get up here, Parmesan balls.
03:02:00
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Damn it, that's that feel perfect. You did crack. Every Thursday night. I used to do every Tuesday. We got the meat sauce. Get up here.
03:02:15
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Every Tuesday and Thursday used to be. promesh. Promesh. i Was bet they had to sprinkle messy on my state. Yes see and i wouldn't on sugar now we only do it on thursday so you're welcome to be on the panel miss sarah an no problems zonebox sorry about that carmit i like bad like that and then it's pronounced like gilgamesh you're fucking with me right now ah but
03:02:47
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Parmesan, which to be honest, but he's doing it. Yeah. what yeah You know what? And then you sent a whole bunch of laughing emojis, Scotto.
03:02:59
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What's up with that? That's funny.
03:03:03
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and you like those do you pronounce it gilgamesh idea correct and then you send a whole bunch of laughpping emoji scotto what's up with that
03:03:16
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That's a lie first and foremost. You know, there's no laughing emojis. You can DM Scott directly or manually. We all saw your sticker. Stop putting all my secrets out there tonight, Chaka. don't know if you're going to be welcome back after tonight, Chaka. It's always your name Gabby and you have a picture of a dude as your emoji. Or as Rocky's song said, Chaka.
03:03:41
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That is Scott-o, dude. got that That's Scott-o right there. Yeah, that's Skato. That's my guy. that's I love Skato. That's my sweet princess. That's crazy.
03:03:52
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i know let's do that yeah you That's a first I love it. Hey, you but yeah, you're welcome to pop up here on panel if you'd like to if you'd like to be on panel with us and you want to hang out with us You're welcome to I don't give a fuck of each i co very bad Seriously that that so that was the first time someone's called you Parmesan balls. Your name is promised Bobby Parmesan balls if anybody drum person would be like Parmesan immediately. like problem check just clicked I was like, what what did they drink? what did they drink
03:04:25
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I don't know what they drink. I drink vodka. The Abby. what do you drink Tonight there. Also, Scotto throw your throw your YouTube in the chat, dude. You know, you're welcome to put your channel in the chat so people can come and come and find my sweet, sweet princess.
03:04:41
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like you i mean we friends so i can to sure if you want to throw your If you want to throw your link in the chat too, go ahead, man. All right. Anybody on the panel, feel free to throw their YouTube channel into the chat.
03:04:55
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I want to support you guys. Can we just place it in Because if I throw mine, like mine's fragile I mean, do what do what makes you feel good. I'm just going to lay it in there. and yeah Safety first. Come on, go ahead. Let's not get reckless.
03:05:12
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Once you let it down in the chat. He brought his own wrench to a fucking gunfight. Yeah, because I don't get one on the in the chat box, so I got my own.
03:05:25
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I don't know how to do Well, you're not in the goddamn chat box, you stupid slut, so i don't know how to give you a wrench. Oh, wait, hold on. One day you'll be a real boy. Hey, just type in Glick is a fat slut in the chat, and then he'll give you a wrench. good but in Put in Glick is a fat slut in the in the chat, and then also...
03:05:50
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ah You know, throw a super chat there. You guys see my link in here? I dropped it for you on the Instincts. You got do it on YouTube. If you guys want mod that's going to run you $100 super chat. Ooh. Christmas. Cut it out.
03:06:11
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business cut it out
03:06:15
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just being angie what's cracking what's going on and you're welcome to join me matter fact let me drop glick are you okay with me dropping this link on on my channel yeah yeah yeah anybody who ah whoa whoa whoa i got rejected for my comment click is a fat slut needed it Oh, yeah, you did. It came up on Facebook, but it didn't come up on YouTube. No wrench for you, bitch. You can play with your own wrench.
03:06:46
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Hit him with the Donkey Kong. Hit him with the Donkey Kong. You know what? Just type in Glick is slightly promiscuous and slightly overweight. I don't know how to spell that.
03:06:58
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Sound it out, bro. Sound it out. He's like, Nick is over. W-A-I-T. Hold on is that your leg is all w a I put that in there?
03:07:12
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promiscu i second let me get to let me get to these these links here real quick i want to i want to start these links permiscu is for money famunda r skew it bru should you put that in I asked for your fucking YouTube link. love that YouTube link. Jay Devil, you're my new favorite human. He's really putting it in the work of you. If you're not already, go ahead check out Drew Universe here on YouTube.
03:07:44
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You put it in there 27 times, just so you know. I'm trying for my daughter. love scar you know this good i just gotta i just gotta pop up this comment had no birthdays on ah destination only your guests can delete you put it in the wrong chat first and foremost drew you put it on the wrong goddamn chat you gotta at least put it in my channel on the lazy i put it i put it on yours i put it on yours
03:08:17
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i'm not a mod on your channel so when i put it inside the stream yard I got a wrench before I even came in the chat. He like, Hey, why don't I give you a wrench if you come to my chat.
03:08:33
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ah why nice oh my gosh i got a rinse before i even came at the chat he was like hey why don't i'll give you rinsch if you come to my chat like all right if y'all watching go check out juniverse i'm putting them all up there um so everybody can see them i'm starring the ones that are in my actual chat look at being all considerate you're on the wrong you're on the wrong god damn jay i can't when you're on somebody else's channel you jackass you've got to be in my
03:09:10
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I hate all of you. I got you. Nah, Jay, he's making excuses, bro. Don't listen to him. He's making excuses. I'm about to do it.
03:09:22
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He can remind you from anybody's chat. Here I am that's again. Look, I put it here i am again. i do ever a good Here go again There, i give you i give i give everybody a
03:09:39
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What's going on? Just gangbanging? I mean, being... No, just
03:09:50
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Holy shit. Angie. You are more than welcome, Angie, to come up and hit that link. Wait, does that say click slugs in the background? Woo!
03:10:02
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Sorry, Angie. Yeah, it says Glick sucks. I have just one. So if he's dyslexic, does it say sucks Glick?
03:10:15
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Yeah, I guess. so chocolate close very much destroyed the panel yeah there yeah you guys can just Shut up, Wally. an ego, you But I can't fucking star like i can't fucking star accounts that are on the wrong fucking chat so you'll get a story walle Oh, dude, I'm beating Wally's ass tomorrow. I'm going to Wally's house. I'm going to beat him up. going to make him tap out. Here we get two videos. Here we get one video of me and my sweet-ass nunchuck skills, and here we get a second video of me making Wally tap out like the big bitch that he is.
03:10:50
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Damn. That's going to be like Napoleon Dynamite 2. Pay for view. Subscribers only. You're going to have tater tots in your pocket, too? so Also, i should I should go ahead put this, ah this ah this this ah I don't know what it's called, this warning label out there. Wally's actually a cage fighter.
03:11:08
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I'm still going to make him tap out because he's still a big bitch. With the tater tots. Damn it, Wally, eat your tots. I get everybody a rest of chat. Thanks, Peter. I appreciate it. Keeps the dilding, fat slob. Break through.
03:11:27
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All right, guys, I got to go to bed. My boss is making me work tomorrow. Give me his number. Let me i call in for you, bro. He might be watching, you know. literally I'll literally call him live stream. I would, but then you'd have to, like, tell him my name and shit.
03:11:50
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Actually, you he's going to be like, he's who the fuck is Shaman? You know who Shaman is. He ain't going be there. He's the one that's not gonna be there, bro. yeah Yeah, you'll find fucking out won't you? Yeah, yeah, we take a 10 years There that's gonna be a hashtag good mix Wally top well, he's a ban there God damn leave me a fucking loan. You've got a goddamn wrench You gotta read the kid
03:12:21
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like a kid no you like I gotta go, guys. there you go You're welcome. Click taps my ass. Click don't ever tap. You know better with me, Wally. my dad got no question but yeah Everybody have a good night. It's fun hanging out.
03:12:39
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I'll probably start a couple of times tomorrow. Have a good one, Bubba. i love that. flavor i love Before you know it, you're going to see Pornhub links in the comments. though Pornhub links in the comment. I'll come to St. Louis and kick your teeth in if not shaman's Shaman's like a triple OG. Double OG, triple OG, TCTC, you're dropping in and dropping out. I'm trying to keep up with you. Sorry, brother. I was trying to get caught up with the chat.
03:13:08
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So I see you down there. Don't don't think I'm ignoring you. I'm not born in July. I see you down there. I'm trying to get caught up with the top. He gave me a wrench. You're a wrench. Actually, that's why I need a wrench. I'm going to kick Wally's ass. Wally, I'm going to wrap you. Wally, I got 100 of these goddamn stickers. I'm putting them all over you tomorrow.
03:13:35
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a picker like how you're already I like how you're already stretching. Like, tomorrow, going to get you, Wally. I'm warming You're next, buddy. next. one dad carpet tunnel I'm just kidding, Zeke. I'm just kidding. Those are just jokes. I promise, Zeke. He's going to bust through my door like the Kool-Aid man. don't want those jokes, Zeke. I was just kidding. They're jokes. That's what I do. It's hysterical, buddy. Calm down. Don't beat your dad up because of my actions, all right? Oh, Glick, if you get me beat up, dude.
03:14:10
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If I get you beat up, you are yeah yeah you get you get like 10 free shots, bro. it i and um um I'll never be able to look at another Hawaiian shirt again. and like Don't your dad up, Zeke. Somebody's sleeping.
03:14:27
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Look, look, look. Lilith fell asleep. Aww, you stupid girl. Oh, there's a bird. It's a plane. Oh, no, it's a bird.
03:14:39
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some reason, I wasn't able to give a link. but Love you. hu but you ah you got it which i can drop I can drop your link if you want. you put yeah What link do you want to drop?
03:14:51
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Damn, someone said sissy boy. I was going to put birds of squalor on there. best dress. oh Hit the like, share, subscribe, comment. All easy ways. Fuck yeah, Parmesan balls.
03:15:05
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Hey, man. go to You'll never hear that said ever again. You can just go to YouTube. and I mean, Birds of Squalor, look for that. Is that your band?
03:15:18
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is that you is that your ban um Well, the singer that was in the band I was in is in that band now. I'm real good friends with them. was in a band called Tone Wolf with them.
03:15:32
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I was the bass player and did backup vocals and ah right when COVID hit. so and It kind of knocked everything out of the water, but that's something that he kind of got himself back in with.
03:15:47
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Hell yeah. Bolly, you are 100% absolutely welcome to jump into the panel if you'd like. I appreciate you being in the chat. There is a new super chat.
03:15:57
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It is reset. There's a new super chat goal. We have 15 super chats, highest super chatter. if we reach one If we reach one goal tonight, that'll count for both goals.
03:16:10
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ah And then it's either picture click shirt or I'm shirtless or... And, and, you know, you go Tim, I put the, ah i put the band's link in the comments.
03:16:23
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Yeah. so But most importantly, most importantly with the super chat and the super goals or whatever the fuck it's called, if we reach our goal and you're the highest super chatter of the night, this is a six hour show. I'll combine them. So if we reach one goal in the six hour show,
03:16:38
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Then that'll count for both of them. But most importantly, outside of the fact that you get to pick my shirt, you can co-host a show of your choice here on the network. And we've got lots of shows. Lots of shows. Speedway Stories. Hosted by Wally and Bill Bongs.
03:16:54
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Glick's House of Music. Who J-Devil's been on a couple times. Glick's Comedy Lounge. I'm hanging out with comedians. I'm not a comedian, but I get to hang out with comedians. And that's pretty fucking cool. I'm just funny looking.
03:17:06
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And i haven't even been on it yet. Yeah, you get nonsensical. Well, you don't have to most nonsensical nonsense. You literally just click the link and come up here. Cash's Corner. You can be a part of Cash's Corner if you're a wrestling fan. ah You got Unnecessary Roughness. If you're a sports fan and you want to come up and talk some sports, talk some foosball, talk some of that shit, you can co-host on Unnecessary Roughness. You can also maybe potentially co-host on...
03:17:34
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ah on oh yeah but snows You can also maybe potentially host on Beyond the Veil Boats and Hose right there. Checkmate, sir. Checkmate.
03:17:52
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I'm on a boat. but You don't have Lazy. You don't have Parmesan balls. Speaking of stepbrothers, that was one fucked up way to wow find out your boat got totaled.
03:18:04
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yeah parbers zomb ball ah um you know um bummed i did hashtag Parmesan ball. There's my guy. There's my guy right there. Johnny, johnny a.k.a. a Fidel Bongs.
03:18:22
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He's been working hard all week, dictating an entire third world country. But goddammit, if he isn't the best dictater, I don't know who is. He's the best dictater.
03:18:34
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i mean dictator using He uses his tongue really well. Next thing you know, we get dictator. better stop it, Scotto. That's out of pocket, Drew. That's out of pocket. No, that's in the pocket. In the pocket. In the pocket. You know, in the pocket.
03:18:53
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you You know, Scotto, you know, in the pocket you know scott o Look After Dark would be a great title for something that I was told that I should do a long time ago. And then I was, Kayla and I were talking about it not too long ago. And she was like, I mean, you really probably should. And all you little book talk girlies, all you little nasties, all you little freaks that are reading them books.
03:19:17
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I was told a long time ago, my. Wait, you didn't have a romance novel session? No, no, no. Like my, my actual voice, not my bullshit voice. voice where I do on here that I should read sections this. Oh, this is your fake voice?
03:19:34
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This isn't your voice? This isn't your real voice? bullshit. I'm probably foul. Party foul, bro. We want to hear your real voice. Oh, my God. There's a giant dick picture in the middle. feel like my real voice, but apparently ladies like my voice. And they're like, you should read this the the dirty books and just read like parts of them. shit. Mr. Dr. Croft Reverend Shaman says, showing some love, saying a dick taste a day keeps a doctor.
03:20:09
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Actually, that's how you, STDs like Pokemon, you catch them all. Sometimes. Hold on one second. We got to learn the rules around here. When the Super Chat in... You catch them all, then they battle each other, and you don't need penicillin. Hey, the Super Chat is like a magic con. This is not medical advice. This is not medical advice. The Super Chat is on channel. Oh, is there really?
03:20:35
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um better you go off fuck you try super channel that we show with love fuckness Thank you for highlighting that on your your channel there actually no actually that's that'ss that's Actually, I didn't know that that was the thing so actually that's cool as fuck so yeah, that's that's cool man if you guys good she said he's said Oh, shit I know he fucked up cuz he was he said he was gonna see you super chat, and but he said the to mine on accident A dick takes the day, keeps the doctor away from Mr. Dr. Refresh. Hey, Chaka, get ready. He's going to ask you for a refund. He's going to ask you for a refund.
03:21:19
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Oh, fuck. What's up, Rizzy player? He's like, yeah i can't afford two $2.00 in one night. I got a gluten-free energy drink in the morning, so I need one of those back.
03:21:33
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Oh, you better stop. I don't even know what Ezekiel 2320 is. Now I kind of want to fucking look it up. Hold on second. Hold on a damn minute. had nothing to do with it. Ezekiel 2320.
03:21:49
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I don't know what that scripture is. thank you g greg holy hour Every time I hear the name Ezekiel, I think of that video. What's your name? team Ezekiel. Fuck you, Ezekiel.
03:22:03
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but the i don't know it's you i love i love i love that video uh zeke my son ziki has a friend named tony and they do that shit all the time hey you see that i built it last night oh sure what is going on we meet again or do we all are we meeting for the first time oh mike tears brother per my
03:22:32
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Yeah, that's what you get from giving the wrong... That's what you get. i that's what you This is at 12.2%. Nice. What is it? That's a Ruben barrel quad.
03:22:44
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It's been barrel aged and it's it's pretty much just like a distillate from a beer. Oh, it's true. I'm a little drunk just looking at it. You guys, you guys. it realized I didn't realize. i'm i'm Dude, what's up, bro? i didn't fucking under I think you shaved your beard, huh?
03:23:02
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All right. who Drew, you have a beard before? yeah yeah, I did. Oh, that's what it was. how dare you true I remember did we shroomed that night. Oh, yeah. Look, I think I watched you guys shroom together at one point or something. Yeah, was funny. We just kept going back and forth. He pulled one up. um Yeah, I pulled one up. all then we just kept blow That's right. shroom No, it was more of a collab. You got you gotta to highlight Shaman's ah a super chat there.
03:23:35
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This is on Nonsense School Network. I'll get to when I get my check.
03:23:49
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yeah see the way my bank works for some reason youtube don't pay me till like the twentieth and twenty first Thank you, Shaman. they don't they don't they They pay him once every Juneteenth. Hey, I pulled the State Farm. I got you a dollar.
03:24:06
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Where's that fishing pole?
03:24:11
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Jay Deville with the Super Chat. now but i think that's right For anybody who's on the anybody who's on the panel and you're sharing it to your channel, if you if you're eligible for the Super Chats, I think that's cool that they can send that to your channel and you guys can benefit from being on on on the nonsensical network, on nonsensical nonsense. However...
03:24:33
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I don't know if you read the fine print. Top priority is the network, okay? Come on. Don't pull a shot. I'm going to give it to Chaka. Nonsensical network. So Chaka, I'm going to need you to make sure I get my funds. I think it goes off subscriber count, though. I don't want to take somebody else's money. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
03:25:00
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no i think that's great i think that's great I don't know. I might as well just drop it. Oh, no. I know i think that's great. If somebody's on this channel and they're sharing it and they're eligible for the super chats and you guys want to support their channel, absolutely.
03:25:16
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100% support their channel. I think that's great. Every time somebody accidentally gives a super chat to the wrong channel, Glick gets the new gray hair in his beard.
03:25:28
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I just want you to know every time somebody gives... gives gives the super chat to the wrong channel, a puppy gets drowned in the creek. Oh, God. I remember all there was a time there there was a one time, Glick, I was streaming to my channel, and I gave out like 10 memberships to the chat. And then you're all, Chaka, gifting 10 memberships. i was like, I am. But it was to my channel. Yeah. It's my channel, yeah. Shut up. Well, you shut up. I just said that I wanted the other channels that are eligible for Super Chats to get their money, too. why don't i Yeah, but we don't believe your humble brag right now.
03:26:04
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But I'm also, but I mean, unfortunately, i I'm going to have to go drown the puppy because you guys, I mean, a puppy is going to get drowned in a creek. I'm not going to drown the puppy.
03:26:15
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He's doing the drowning. That's not your fault. That's the opposite of, like, enticing people to super chat. So, in other words, he's going to just say, Mr. Dr. Reverend Shaman got a puppy drowned tonight.
03:26:33
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Well, good thing he's a doctor ever. And he can revive it. You gotta use the word allegedly. ah However, the the dream shaman the great shaman that he is, he corrected the universe and he made the universe right.
03:26:51
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Super chatted in the right channel, so no puppy will be drowned tonight. Just waterboarding. That cemetery and it would come back to life. That's all that might be.
03:27:03
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Even better than before. I don't know who said just waterboard it, but that was fucking cold. Like, it's not going to die. it's just waterboarded a little bit. It is a little waterboarding. I mean, it's going to need therapy afterwards. It's going to need therapy, but it's not going to I don't know why you were on the channel. A little puppy therapy. You know, thirsty bitch.
03:27:28
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and true For a dollar a day. Damn it, dude. That's so funny. ah damn it that' so funny i i just want you to know like we're not in some big time youtube channel the money that the super chats and the money we make doing this literally goes right back into the channel and and and the biggest thing that i'm getting yelled at so much about is merch and that's going to be the number one goal is to start setting up the merch process i got to give me a little sweatshop so i'm gonna uh you know i'm gonna go down to the uh adopting the adoption agency and i'm gonna see if i can adopt me a couple Little Asian kids. Actually, I found a connection. that making three you that Dude, I'm have her hook you up with this merch thing that she was trying to show me. already have a distribution for my merch, so I didn't do it, but it'll be perfect for you, bro. I'm telling you.
03:28:26
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I'm going to make my own merch. I got i got the whole setup. I just got to have the...
03:28:33
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have the um if They're coming up on my phone faster than they're coming up on my laptop. Thank you, Chaka. What'd I get for a dollar?
03:28:48
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i mean
03:28:52
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Shaman will suck. Her Jedi will suck you off for a dollar. Oh,
03:28:59
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i know oh you skipped Lazy Got One in there, too. Yeah, I know. yeah No appreciation around here. Let me click on it. I'm trying to click on it. oh You know what? You want an appreciation right there?
03:29:12
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Lazy Jedi. Floaties for the puppies. Jedi, you got to pay for the appreciation. I feel like In the Arms of an Angel should be playing right now. In the... um so many Well, it would be great if there was a musician on here or a singer. I don't know. if Somebody who could sing that would sing that song. I mean, I don't know. It's weird. It's kind of crazy. But...
03:29:37
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You know what? Look, I want a refund. I could. I don't think it'd be very good. We make the streamer version. I'll send you that. You know what, Jedi? You get a free night in the beard. How's that sound,
03:29:54
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buddy? It's pretty cozy in there. you You almost got evicted out of the beard last night. Excuse me? Why would you say such a thing?
03:30:07
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You were very disrespectful to my guy, Shaman.
03:30:12
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Okay. melted cop Shaman is my co-host. I can talk to him however I want. Quit stroking that in front of me. Does it make you all hot? I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I got to take care some stuff. He's going to make the roof leg.
03:30:34
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Mel, can a pack of cigarettes? Jedi's got to go touch himself. He's like, quick. What's that? Let's see how fast I get put on restriction on TikTok.
03:30:46
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What in the Pride Month crew did the algorithm deliver this to? There's nothing pride about this melted Cooper, copper. What up, TikTok? What up, you TikTok sluts? Oh, I'm going to get kicked so quick.
03:31:03
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yeah You're going to be good at tapping tomorrow, you big bitch. but I'm tagging your TikTok in it too. Oh, what's up, Brandy?
03:31:15
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I'm really kind of upset that i can't I can't... I feel like I might have to refresh my web browser. Can I refresh my chat? Old Sasquatch. Old Sasquatch. Did somebody say Old Sasquatch? Was that fucking Fidel? What? Sometimes.
03:31:32
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How we doing? What's going on, buddy? Dude, you're rocking a fucking big ass stash. Fucking damn, son. Stash questions, let me get mask up.
03:31:44
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You know it's summertime. I like but summer clothes right now. Yeah, those don't exist in my world, click.
03:31:53
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Dude, I know you live in Buffalo, but it's still warm up there now. No, no, we don't do that here.
03:32:03
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We're in snowsuits out in summer. Come on now. You don't pay for the weather there. Who is that? I ain't paying for it. Hey Tim, say hi to TikTok.
03:32:15
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Oh, there we go. talk What are you doing? Hey, Twink, say hi to TikTok. What up, you TikTok sluts? What the fuck are you doing?
03:32:28
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Big Daddy Luke's in the building. No, YouTube channel on the Nonsensical Network. and Go ahead and check out our live show right now. You can see some sexy sons of people. We got Drew Universe in here looking all sexy. We got we got Fidel Bongs looking sexy as shit.
03:32:43
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We got Romsky looking all sexy. We got Chaka. We got Jedi looking the sexiest of all sex. Albinos. where do they you handle You can't handle my man Chakas Latino. Eat it. What up, food? And then, of course, you got a giant Sasquatch that, for some weird reason, thank God for the book talk, ladies.
03:33:07
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You made Sasquatches sexy. I didn't think Kauai had the climate for your type. Look, um I'm ah um'm a Squatch on vacation, all right? All right?
03:33:18
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Fucking forget about it, all right? What's the matter with you? Forget about it. What the fuck? Fucking forget about it, aight? Can a squash go on vacation?
03:33:31
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It's always just a bad dream. so Only you prevent forest fires. Only you. Look, I got your... I got your so i had that backwards. i had to refresh my chat.
03:33:44
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Bodies for puppies. don't why it doesn't. It'll freeze sometimes. My goodness. I'm going to take that $1.99. I'm going to buy floaties for little puppies, and I'm going to go to the animal shelter, and I'm going to put them on them, and I'm going to throw them in.
03:34:02
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What in the fuck is happening right there? Hey, Clay, I sent it to put your TikTok. Did you send it? Well, we can't go live on the podcast page.
03:34:14
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but Scotty, what's cracking? What's going on, Scotty? Apparently, I got in trouble. Sorry, gangbang Angie.
03:34:24
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I didn't mean to say your name wrong. Wait, what did go? Whoa, whoa, whoa. that That sounds like a good time. Where do I sign up?
03:34:35
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Being gangbanged. What's up, Scotty? Shining can do on youtube do and you can't do on tech time. It's crazy. Love Michelle. Tick tocks way more. He didn't say to believe it or not.
03:34:49
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You should. i see like i Grounded. Yeah. Yeah. I went live with ah Glick and and and your boy a couple of weeks ago. i was like, I couldn't believe how strict it was. I was like, fuck. Oh, you got less straight than tick tock.
03:35:04
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Yeah. YouTube is less strict. YouTube is less strict than TikTok. Like I couldn't even, i every time I took a drink in my of my drink, I had to cover the screen up.
03:35:14
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had to go like, TikTok is the most, the the podcast podcast page is permanently banned. I literally went on, I was on there for five minutes, less than five minutes on our TikTok page.
03:35:29
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No drink, no vape in my hand, nothing. This has been a couple of years ago. I was out in my kitchen. I had my phone set up on the kitchen window. And I was like, what's going on, guys? ah You know, we got the network. It's going strong. We got lots of new shows coming your way. Lots of new people, blah, blah, blah. Hopefully you guys are checking it out. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
03:35:51
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It crashed. And I'm like, what the fuck? Make sure y'all check out the Nonsensical Network on YouTube and follow the pages on Facebook. Make you give a super 10 in the comments. no look You have a chance to host.
03:36:04
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next Permanently banned. Nudity, sexual content, and underage or overage. unity actual content and ah ah over ah underage or over age fucking activity. I don't know. well Whatever.
03:36:22
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don't know. fuzz and i and You old ass honky. And I appealed it. It was less than five. It was less than a five minute live. And I appealed it. And as soon as I appealed it, TikTok responded back and said, no, you went against our guidelines, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, you didn't even fucking review it, bro. Like,
03:36:47
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I sent the email, I sent a message, and you responded back immediately. like You didn't even review it. I did nothing wrong. Meanwhile, you'll allow a fucking 14-year-old little whore to promote her OnlyFans and be half-naked. I think that's what they thought you were.
03:37:04
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They're like, nope. I'm going to cancel so fucking That time I went on on that TikTok live, that was my first TikTok live. And within two minutes, I got a warning that popped up on mine and said, you're not allowed to drink alcohol. I was like, what the fuck?
03:37:22
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Wait a minute, do I see MoDog? On my Facebook page, you my I can go live all the time and drink and everything else. And I get that. brother ah Morning. We're not going to spread it out. I don't fucking care.
03:37:39
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Whatever. But, yeah, go on there and promote the podcast promote the network, and I'm permanently banned. And I've tried to appeal it since. They're not here. What up, MoDog? They're going to be mad as hell because they're not restricting me at all right now. Oh, wait minute. Hold on. I got restriction. MoDog. MoDog, turn it up. I'm going to go get my hat. Reproduce content.
03:38:03
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This is in line with the TikTok live section under our community. Go ahead and just subscribe to your YouTube. since
03:38:12
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Thank you for whoever says it. Thanks for playing my opening song, man. I appreciate it. Good job, brother. Let me see if I can find it real quick. It's too late. It's not opening song no more. It's a brunch song. I don't see it, MoDog.
03:38:30
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You don't one, MoDog.
03:38:35
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um <unk> have one yeah what up gold ah What's up? My name is Moe Dogg and I was in the Marines and I like purple crown. yeah i don't know. Moe Dogg, you're a Marine, so you can just punch him in the face.
03:38:54
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Moe Dogg, I brought dinner.
03:38:57
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well mo will never think because we it was very some he moda you modaga brought dinner
03:39:09
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It's the wrong color, son of a bitch. I know. I already ate the yellow one.
03:39:19
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That's the wrong color. There you Jedi. That looks good. but It's only way I can find the light. Come on, guys. i gotta I gotta fix it. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. and I just do it on. Get control your panel.
03:39:32
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ta your man like Come to the dark side. Look at Lazy. I've never seen Lazy in nothing other than a ball cap. Jedi. You're looking a little sophisticated there, good other like I got somebody on my panel on TikTok.
03:39:49
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no That looks better on you. Hey, what up, Bobby? that one boy yeah a oh Thank you, MoDog. I wore it on my stream last night, but you weren't there.
03:40:00
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but I told him earlier, MoDog. If MoDog comes by, going to throw on my hat. my ni Turn your camera on, Goldie. No, I'm not doing that right now. You got to. You're on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram.
03:40:12
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Looks good on you, man. Turn your camera on, Goldie. I like that better than baseball. Come on, Goldie. You jumped on my TikTok page. I kind of do, too. What are you doing? You came on the wrong page at the wrong time.
03:40:24
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But I saved it for you, MoDawg. I saved it for you, bro. What are you doing? It's black. Look at this generic panel here. Sounds like you're joking. let's say hi Goldie.
03:40:36
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What's up, Goldie? What the fuck you doing? How you doing? TikTok me, YouTube. tikok meet youtube Yeah, fucking right. TikTok, y'all need to learn something from YouTube.
03:40:49
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A lot of things from YouTube. Welcome to the Nonsense Network. Nonsense and bullshit. Are you putting platforms against each other? Fuck yeah, it's like Domino's versus Pizza Hut.
03:41:01
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Hey, hey, garlic crust or stuffed crust? Domino's or pizza? Garlic pepperoni, stuffed crust. I hate pizza.
03:41:16
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I hate pizza. I hate pizza. Hell yeah. J-Double, what'd you do, man? Did you get your one? Oh, yeah, I forgot. jump on I remember your back story. Her old man work ah you well used to work at a pizza place, right? Yeah.
03:41:31
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Oh, he still works at a pizza place. Okay. he's working pizza Pizza and McDonald's. Damn, he's fucking possible. And you know what I get? Never She gets direct deposits. Good answer.
03:41:43
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it gets direct baby good answer
03:41:49
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Jedi, is that the same as this one? Is that from that link that i sent you? So that's Glick. That's the host. That's my boy, Tim. That's MoDog.
03:42:00
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That's a stupid bitch. Fuck that, dude. MoDog, I do Boston Scullycap. That's the ones I've got. Yeah, I got some of those, too. They're just too hot, man. Shut up.
03:42:12
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You just get pizza farts all night. I've noticed that a little bit. They fit better. there they You want to go back to the little box? Well, not not all of them. that They do have some. This is actually kind of lightweight material. is out Yeah, most of their sets. I've got like three or four them.
03:42:31
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Most of them are. They're expensive, though, compared to the other ones. But I did buy some from the link. Is that me? To be honest, I think they were kind of damaged in shipping because they were smooshed too much. I just got the 501 Bryce challenge. Can you create your own beats? No, I don't make beats.
03:42:48
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I don't know how beats. It's the thing don't know how But do my own videos. Are you good with lyrics? Yeah, I run my own show. um I'm just going to mute him on his own TikTok. He's doing his own show while he's on your show. Yeah.
03:43:02
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Give me a thumbs up. You can't silence me here. I got a wrench now. But, Dad. Well, you need a hammer, bro. God, i love this channel. no You just to wear It's a style of hat that you have to wear so that it's like, and correct me if I'm wrong, but you have to wear it and kind of form it to your head and fit it to your head. I've noticed that. I got two. I got this one and another one that's just solid gray.
03:43:37
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Damn, just found the Chubs hat. It's been forming my head a little bit. like o This one's got like blue. Did I not No. I unmuted myself. Not checkered, but I don't know.
03:43:53
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i don't need a apparently I can't think of the pattern. It's got different panels. You said solid gray. I'm looking at it and I'm like, that looks... No, no, no. I said I bought another one. No, I bought another one that is solid gray. I do have a solid gray. Also, is anybody shocked by the fact that he bought a crew and not one or two of them? Oh, no, I'm going to buy more of these. I think these are my new move. It's a style of hat that you have to wear that you can kind of get it to, even when it comes in smooshed. Because my hat, like most of time sits like this under, and I won't ever wear because you guys paid for me for wearing my fedora because every once a while I want to be fedorable.
03:44:39
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Because you seem a little bit of a... You say fedorable? I love fedoras, man. I've got about three them. No, but this style of hat is pretty much what I'm going to be moving to. I love it. I want to get me... I got to get me some different colors. I love this. I wear this.
03:45:00
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I have like $200 worth them in a shopping cart online. I'm like, yeah, I'm not... I can't. No, no, I don't need that many of these hats. But you do, though, Jerry. You do You know what, Johnny Boggs? Those are better. better we took out thedo I got a top hat.
03:45:17
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And I got a couple of golf caps, too. Better quality ones. Because I got some of the other ones, even when I wore them for like half a day and like I tried to reform them, they just didn't fit right to me.
03:45:29
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You got to wear them more than half a day.
03:45:33
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but well i'm I'm very impatient. What type of hat? Time is money, bro. Time is money. Can ask you a silly question? What type of hat are you struggling with? I missed it. That's probably the wrong size. I got because um Modog sent me a link and I got a couple of... I got one oh i think i was a two-pack. Then I bought a different kind of brand like because I was trying this style. I tried two different... you know i was i'm I'm shopping around here, but then i didn't they just didn't they didn't feel right. they't
03:46:05
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like I wasn't comfortable with them. and then that I saw ah Boston Scully and I got two of them and I like them both. This one i like more than the other one. But um that this style of hat is something that I'm going to be all right wearing more.
03:46:21
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Well, you look you look like a you know mature man now instead of a teenager trying to wear a baseball hat. I appreciate that. not even going to yell at you. I think it takes a certain type of man to be able to pull off this style Obviously, no dog pulled it off obviously i pull it off. Modog is my inspiration for wanting this style of hat.
03:46:49
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And you do it a little bit. Jedi, jenna i I dig it, man. It's a good look on you, bro. With your alopecia and pale skin. and just Hell yeah. This is alopecia. This is problem.
03:47:06
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yeah Jedi, you look like you're going to your son's baseball game. I think look like that was a different color, maybe. If I have had other sons, I'd be super happy to do that. i I say that with love.
03:47:20
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Well, you know, I i appreciate that, Jedi. I know you are really busy running your country right now for you to take Say that to me. You're damn skippy. Hey, is this headset sounding all right?
03:47:33
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Am I coming through? Yeah, you sound crystal clear. You sound crystal clear. You sound crystal clear, Sarge. Universe is killing me with coming through on 17 different chats. I was wondering if I should go back to like that one, but you know.
03:47:50
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Damn, what the hell? That was cool as fuck. I kind of like that one. That's like old school radio broadcaster one. yeah That's the mic that I want to get. That's the mic I want to get.
03:48:03
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That's the mic he wants to sit on. yeah so and Do some recordings with that. So here's here's here's the only problem with this. Since this is like a professional singing mic, basically. not that i'm a singer i bought it for most of you guys know the story i bought it for a photo shoot for a singer i was photographing and i forgot i had it in there and then we were on the other channel that was doing like karaoke shit happy my regular mic was cutting out i was like fuck let me try that thing man and i had to buy an adapter for it to work on the laptop but it's a great problem you could definitely narrate audiobooks the problem with it though because it is a professional mic
03:48:42
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That motherfucker picks up everything, man. Yeah. yeah Well, it's better than this red dildo thing I got right here. like I got two fans blowing right now. do you guys Do you guys hear the fans blowing? I was going to say red dildo. Actually, if you if you hit the ah in in the audio thing and you hit the background noise remover and stuff, StreamYard does a pretty good job. like I can't hear shit in your background. It's pretty crisp. StreamYard does do a really good job.
03:49:09
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well That's why I stopped doing that. I mean, I bought this headset for work. I mean, this this wasn't a cheap headset either, but it's got the yeah background noise canceling and shit on it. So I did a little contest on TikTok and someone won and they're going to come on this panel too.
03:49:26
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That's why I stopped using my microphone because even with the StreamYard background canceling, that microphone literally picked up every fucking thing. So if i if I got it sitting like, like right there is about where I would have it, right?
03:49:40
Speaker
Oh, that's a cool ass mic. But with it sitting right here, for you to hear my voice when I was using it, because I'm not using it now, obviously, it's not plugged in, right? But for it to pick my voice up right here, it also picks my fucking air coming out of my nose when I breathe.
03:49:56
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So you'd hear it. Yeah. oh no So you'd have to get you a like an equalizer or something. Yeah, noise gate. Yeah. KTO, who's in the upper left-hand corner for you? Because on my upper left-hand corner is me. it's it For me, it's you.
03:50:17
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yeah Magnum PI wears the Hawaiian shirts. I don't know if anybody... you guys gotta know ah i think that's yeah that's i was thinking, you know what? what If Magnum PI retired
03:50:32
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and got rid of the stash and a glorious beard, I'll take that compliment. I've like i' seen ZZ Top wear them before too, man. yeah man plus plus Plus, Tom Selleck was the man. and I'm not even mad who talked about it.
03:50:48
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I grew up with a man. Yeah, I did. and the Fuck yeah. I'll be back with a man after retirement.
03:50:58
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i i just found out speaking of magnum pi this is you know this is talking about a cartoon but they you remember you guys ever watched that saturday morning cartoon chippendales the rescue rangers yeah right so that was i rob watch harrister heroes the characters were based on magnum pi and indiana jones that's why one of them wears a hawaiian shirt and yellow one wears i didn't know that ha today i was scrolling through fucking tick yeah The leather fedora.
03:51:26
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ah These men would be happy if they... yeah hey First and foremost, Melted Cooper, Copper, whatever your fucking name is, ah come say it to my face on my panel.
03:51:38
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First and foremost, I grew up watching He-Man. So you're goddamn right I'd be happy if I went to the theater and seen the new He-Man movie. You wanna know why? Because I've fucking seen goddamn Dolph Lundgren who killed Apollo Crankin' Heck yeah. fuck man I watched the new He-Man. thought it was pretty cool. He just talks nonstop.
03:51:58
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I actually thought the new He-Man was pretty fucking cool. your dog I was like, I'm pretty furious, man. I want to see. um he It was good. I'm a nerd like that. was like, hell yeah.
03:52:12
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You make any choice Saturday morning cartoon. I'm 45. You make any of my Saturday morning cartoons a movie? going watch that shit. don't care. I'm waiting to see some Thundercats on there, man. That's the Thundercats.
03:52:23
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Kato, I thought we were friends, man. Silverhawks. You remember that? I thought. Yep. It's Kato. Now to make a fat joke? That hurts my feelings.
03:52:34
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Who made fat joke? P-H-A-T.
03:52:39
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What's up, F-Jerry? What are you building? Kato. Kato, was talking about the weight he gained after he retired. He he called me fat. He said I look like a fat Magnum PI with a sexy beard.
03:52:51
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At least they're in a sexy beard. It's not funny. I don't know anybody's laughing. What's up? through wrote do yeah I can't see the resemblance. It was because of the word sexy.
03:53:05
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Hey, Chris said the alligator the alligator was Apollo's real demise. That was a little joke. That was a little joke. It's so funny.
03:53:19
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<unk> so funny that's why everybody's wearing their chubbs hat because they got the it's a it's a chubbs uh dedication i'm sorry what i'm down for you and have a naughty i'm sorry what
03:53:34
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i'm dumbmping na you and us i have an na My naughty cat can't chat? Why? is i like You think a smile emoji makes it better? You called me fat, bro.
03:53:47
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That just means
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03:53:50
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you're laughing. I tell you guys something. A little little behind the scenes, a little pull the curtain back. Last night, last night i was like, tomorrow's the day.
03:54:05
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Tomorrow's the day. I'm going to get up early. I'm going to go to the gym. going to come home. going to clean the kitchen. I'm going to take a shower. And you woke up 10 minutes before your stream started. i No, but I woke up like 10 minutes till 11.
03:54:20
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Kayla was already awake. She was out there watching TV, and I was like, i got a shit. I was just about to say that. i was like, this is the first thing I'm going to hear. Take a shit.
03:54:32
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And you're like, i need to take a shower. And now I need to fucking... Now how i looking like now I was like, was going to do all this before she got out of bed. And it was like 10 to 11. I wake up and I was like, I got a shit.
03:54:47
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So I go take a shit. I was like, and i and and Drew, like you said, now I'm kind of hungry. And we had a bunch of room around to do that. And was like, now I want to play college. Did you wash your hands after the shit before you ate?
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I want to play Call of So then I like i like got up, took a shit, went out there, started playing Call of Duty. Then
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that we went ran around. um I did not go to the gym today. And I was just like, in in my head, I'm like, wow, you fat piece of shit. You just absolutely failed.
03:55:25
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Everything you wanted to do today, fucking failed. You covered it up. We've all been there. we've all do we won We all do that. g like i was supposed to go the gym today, and my wife made chalupa tacos, so I was like, well, I ain't going to gym today. Oh, hell no. I'm going to have chalupa tacos get drunk and get on YouTube. I woke up this morning. I'm going to out.
03:55:46
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And so a puddle of pussy and then, you know, familiar a sound what no and I had an app.
03:55:57
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Did you have your rainboots someone ah do you have your rain boots on? boots on? Yeah, pretty much. you did you know right lawyer up That puddle's going to push charges.
03:56:08
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I have a pet cat too. I'm not, I'm not, that I'm not. I'm not. Watch out now. You got to. where is a her ground palm now yeah so boy gerie watch out now you got true I don't know if Wally is sticking up for me what's going on.
03:56:35
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And then to to make it worse, Glick, as I'm eating my Chalupa tacos, I go into the garage and my Ziki the fighter is in there training, working out. I'm like, you know, yeah. You're gay. I know. Okay, you got a secondhand workout then.
03:56:48
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ah but look back good cha you got you got second hand workout then you got a second i love that chocolate sat there with a big old cotton crunch watching shit i'm like dinner's ready you're gonna eat it was falling down my face yeah i love um that you're doing so much push-ups because i ate your dinner and my dinner yeah Yeah, I love Ziki so much, but at the same time, he pisses me the fuck off because every time I'm like, I didn't go to the gym today and I should have and I get on Instagram and I start scrolling.
03:57:23
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Guess who shows up on my Instagram and won't go the fuck away? Your son. I got that in real life. like, I'm going to go to gym. But then I put on a show. like, oh, that's good show. And then Ziggy comes in. I'm like, put a fucking shirt on, bro. It's not like I can talk shit to him. What the fuck are you going to do? I can't talk shit to your son because you'll beat both of us up at the same fucking time. Yeah.
03:57:50
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Chaka's a big Mexican. He's actually not Mexican. He's Puerto Rican or Cuban or something. I don't know, but he's not Mexican. One of those. He's Puerto Rican, you dick. One of those ands. like The same way there's no Sasquatches in Hawaii. That's why you're wearing that shirt.
03:58:10
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Chaka's a ah ah giant Latino Sasquatch. A Latino Sasquatch is wearing sombrero. Chaka's like six three man.
03:58:22
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He's a big guy. I'm 6'3". Chaka, you never...
03:58:29
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i'm six foot i ain't six three either happy thanks jackca you never kill somebody who's trying to give you an extra three inches.
03:58:39
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An extra three inches are a big deal, bro. It really is. It really is. know that That's double what Glick has done for. Glick knows about three inches, so listen to it. Hey, hey, du do they care more of honesty or do they care about performance? I don't know what you're talking about, MoDog. This son of bitch right here, this is nine fucking inches.
03:58:59
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That's a nine inch sticker right there. He said that's life size. ah that bad good dick Have a good day at work there, Moonover Miami. Seems like you're always working, bro.
03:59:13
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What up, Moonover Miami? Scott said a Latino Sasquatch would be a Chupacabra, no? I the Chupacabra. So Chaka and Blake walk into a bar.
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A Sasquatch and a Chupacabra walk into a bar.
03:59:37
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do you know what the uh chocolate i i think you i mean you should know uh you you know what chupacabra translates into you should know what it translates into no i honestly i don't know what it translates into what does it translate translates into i mean the muslims all know this phrase goat sucker yeah it really sucker i thought it had something to do with some kind of devil ah it's a chupacabra translated goat sucker
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ah you still zoom are nothing to a go You find the devil Muslims and a little bit about ghost. What up with your main? Yeah, man. We'll go sucker action.
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ra what up with your ma
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yeah man we go sucker action it It is. It translates into goat sucker. I just Googled that shit. yeah I didnt know. Hey, I got to fact check you. got to fact check you. I trust the verified. Google is your friend. Google is your friend. Trust the verified. like that. think I would know. there's anybody who trusts the verified.
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if there's in anybody are no diligence It's me. Of all people across the YouTube verse, in the YouTube screens, I am the most trustworthy of everybody.
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like Glick knows what goat sucker, he can say goat sucker in 10 different languages.
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no ten different cat And he can suck a goat in every language. Hey, he didn't get those belts on the wall behind you. That's a former goat's belts. What's going on, Golden?
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what's what i'll goal Sucking that glick. Sucking that glick. Wait, what?
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If I could suck a glick, I'd never leave home. Glick, glick. Glick. Glick. like little ah Gluck. Gluck. um just look look if i look i get to sa like suck a nick that sound like a guzzle that one fucking guy doesrs um ah That goat His name's Glick. He milks things with his mouth. Shut your fucking hor about each other mouth,
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He milks things with his mouth. He said I can touch the sides of my mouth. It's not the bottom of it. i know yeah the hey You ain't got hit bottom. You just got knock the fuck out of the sides, man.
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My name's Long, my name's Girth, baby. Yeah. I'm going to bring them walls up. You know what I'm talking Jedi. You know what I'm talking about, Jedi. Jedi knows what I'm talking about. He don't know.
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i Well, the Glavy is... 14 mansions.
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Look at yeah let's just just That's a sneak peek of greatness. yeah it's yeah What is that? The Epstein files? It's going to turn dirty.
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yeah and Trust me, Jedi is is definitely of age. The Jedi is I'm more flexible than I looked in that picture. Trust me. <unk> The things that the Jedi can do.
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Jedi mindfix. I didn't believe in Jedis. a And the title of that movie is Spreading Love.
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Spreading Love.
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um i think knocks i mean think I think we could do a better title
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than that. It's a real love story. It's a love story. A Jedi and a Sasquatch find love. That's what our OnlyFans is all about. I mean, we we're pretty hard on each other.
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But, I mean... it's off That's not just a figure of speech. Yeah, it's not. Disney only wishes they can write a love story as true as ours.
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Suck it, Disney. think they're going to try to. We're going to have to sue them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll take we We'll take Disney down. We're a better... We we are a much bigger... We are the only thing that will take them down.
04:05:33
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When they try to make a movie about us, we're not dealing with that shit. right They can't make a movie about us. They're not ready for that. and not i mean well They're going to try. They're going to try to steal our likeness, our creativity, our everything. yeah That's not cool.
04:05:50
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Yeah, they're going to try to diversify it because you know they can't have anybody as white as me in any other movies anymore. They're going to DEI us. They're going to DEI us. They're going to DEI us.
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It's going to backfire, though. So you guys tell me which one sounds better, the headset I was on or this? I'm on this now. That sounds pretty good. were gonna hire both in play to play me They both sound good, but it's been a while since he spoke the other one You know what mean? You got be like, speak from one, then speak from the other, like back to back almost.
04:06:26
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let me let me I think the other one you were a little louder. The other one you were a little bit louder, but they're both clear and crisp. So either one, you're winning. Clear chris but linington
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and crisp. That's lazy Jedi's life.
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Tiger's blood.
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No, my life story is white, but all right.
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It's
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so okay to be white sometimes, guys. Holy shit. Hey, what's up, Johnny Bonk? My sister's got me really fucking stoned. oh yeah Your sister? That's good sister.
04:07:11
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Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, good sister to have, yeah. You still have country around Johnny Bonk, so you need to fucking settle down. Why fuck?
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There wasn't a blowjob involved too, was there? Hopefully not. but i to out was without and changing yeah Apparently I need another beer. Apparently you do. Ladies and gentlemen. Apparently Glick needs a new shirt and we're all going to vote on it.
04:07:44
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How about you fucking talking bad about this shirt? My kids got it. I'm not talking bad about it. I'm just super chats because the person that super chats you the most gets to pick your next shirt. Okay. We need to bring those super chats in so that we can get rid of that horrendous shirt. I'm not talking bad about it though.
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My kids got me this for college. They're calling horrendous. They did it to punk you, bro. that is Anyway, it doesn't matter. We need super chats. We need super chats. We do need super chats.
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We do need super chats. And we can get rid of that terrible shirt that his kids bought him as a joke. The only thing that's going happen is next weekend it's going to be another terrible shirt. I bought that for my dad.
04:08:25
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just yeah but You know what? Your dad asked your mom to abort you. You know what? Look, know! I tried to hold Jay. damn it. Now I understand why I should have never brought him back into my life. I'm sorry, Jay. I'm going back to being a terrible dad. You don't exist.
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And it's all the panel's fault and the chat's fault. Remember on my birthday, you said I should have ran down her leg? my God. my oh yeah had should have spit instead of swallowed right know jay she said no this is what happened but i'm not i'm gonna adopt jay i'm adopting jay okay yes taxes bank
04:09:22
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Finally, he's somebody else's. You you still have to pay You take all my long click Nope, not until he's 38. Then you're free. That booty hole is a taxable commodity. youre you you are You are now officially J-Lazy Jedi. Welcome to... what i mean je Jedi's last three kids are unalived and in a freezer in his basement. I don't know how excited I would be about being this kid. going to make it through the apocalypse. I don't even realize.
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The Lazy J-Dies. lazy ja guys i would say charles beastmo in christopher What are you Right? What do you mean what am I wearing?
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um I'm rocking Hawaiian shirts because actually I'll fucking kill this shit. Nicole Renee. I started wearing Hawaiian shirts when I went down to Florida. I got so many of them. It's ridiculous.
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I got a screen one. Hey, cheers to you, motherfucker. I got a few people. I need one of those. field shoes and we we re I got all of them.
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What are you wearing? That's a weird question. Never mind. What are you wearing? That's sexual harassment. How dare you ask me what I'm wearing? What are you wearing? How dare you? I'll see if I can match it. chin.
04:10:59
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thank you child like guy here yeah The kid's got it for me. It's a Lilo and Stitch fucking Hawaiian shirt. It's got my guy Stitch on it, man.
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Ohana means family. Ohana means family. Yeah, and nobody gets left behind. This is my family. This is my little book. You can tell who the fathers are in this. ah who the Who's down on the bottom right? Who is that? yeah daddy but Apparently I'm the only daddy in this fucking jet. What's going on? Let's go beast mode.
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oh Bee mode in the building. Someone say Jawsport. Oh, and we never saw Kato again.
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on catto Cheers, everyone. Cheers, truck.
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Cheers, guys. I gotta to get another... and Anybody got a round in my cup? got to grab one now. What do you want? There we go. there Look at the name. Everybody look at the names quick.
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I asked who's on the bottom fli next to Chaka. it Oh, Goldie. It's J-Devil. Let's Wish? You look like you're about to drop a team. You're about to drop a team. move he here it hereby did drop like teamu I wish a team.
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damn it jack that was good i just read that was from ah that was from fjo So Goldie is who J Devil was talking to.
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i have just much only been His ego is out of control because he's always so funny and everybody gives him all the credit in the world, which he deserves, and I don't like it. Me what?
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they Me what? How dare you get what he deserves? Exactly. so i don't I don't like when people get what they deserve. Oh shit, didn't even know Goldie was on here. What's up, Goldie?
04:12:58
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You invited her. She or he or... You invited her and then you got excited or surprised when she showed up. i said I said hi. She was having technical with difficulties. she's like apparently Apparently I'm the only observant fucking Marine on the panel.
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we got No, I assumed she came in. I didn't finish my dinner. I left the shit crayons to everyone else. You know what? facts all act yeah A Marine would never wear that fucking shirt, Glick.
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a general and i swear of god you're this fun bit like tears very like gli that's yeah that's a size of your standing that's the size you stick with glick a player willing to pee mine man got he got hold it i pes you you know what i jedi you better get ready because i'm about to shake my beard out you don't don't live here no don't yeah i i have a legal to that to have to jump. Jump over the barrels. He's throwing barrels. He's rage.
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I'm you can you st throwing barrels i'm gonna to jump i'm go enough to jump my a see he bring you up over the barrels he's going brails he's in a rage no go shit what i'm want to know
04:14:24
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Oh boy. You motorboating son of a bitch. For the young ones, that was a Donkey Kong throwback. Yeah. yeah I did that earlier and I didn't even mean to. No Diddy Kong. No Diddy Kong. I didn't even mean to and Jeff called me out on it. No Diddy Kong. God damn it, J-Devil. By the way,
04:14:46
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Mario used to wear a shirt, so just... Mama Mia! I'm not Mario. Donkey Kong didn't wear a shirt, so I'll try and take my shirt off. No, that's not... No, no. I'd rather have your terrible shirt on you than off you.
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You want me to take it off? No!
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called it horrid. I mean, I thought that's what you were trying to get him to do. just got a glance, but I feel like you have some kind of cancer. Jedi, you were gone, but earlier when Scotto dropped the the big $10 super chat,
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And he said, you know, Glick's going to, I get to pick his outfit and he's going to be shirtless. And all he's going to have on is cowboy boots and ah ho and sun and sunglasses. So I unbuttoned my top shirt or the top button and I went like that. They're like, oh my God, he's sliding fucking Jedi under his shirt.
04:15:43
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know and and i balls question from no other species so They don't want me to go to the drive-thru with a microphone in my ear.
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Can we appreciate Goldie's name? Goldie Penguin? Am I the only guy that noticed that or what? What's going on now? let i saw you i see you, Goldie. I see you.
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I mean, I tried to acknowledge Goldie and say hi to Goldie. and She she she or he or... Hi, Goldie. they i I just chose to stay quiet because there were so many other people speaking. I like to be respectful.
04:16:23
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But i have those I do have to... You have to be a little bit rude around here because we're assholes. yeah You have to assert your dominance. it's to meet It's good to meet you.
04:16:35
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I'm sorry. stilling an emmo like jeddi I'm starting to get a little warmed up to him, so... What is that? for awesome Awesome. I'll tell them I'll just shut the fuck up. They won't listen to me, but I'll tell them to shut the fuck up. Yeah. I mean, how can you listen to somebody with a shirt like that?
04:16:52
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Dude, my kids got this shirt, man. It's the beard. Because they hate you. Because they hate you. you know The beards are good. Yeah, I like the beard, don't you? I mean, the beard is a tickler.
04:17:08
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All you beardless bitches don't know nothing about it. If that motherfucker took a comb to his beard, 3,000 kids would fall out that motherfucker, man. There you Jay. It's raining fetuses. I can switch the hat. I got a ball cap. Typically, I'm a cowboy hat guy. yeah Typically, you're a baseball hat guy. Enjoy Big D. I am a baseball hat guy.
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i am a baseball i am baseball can i
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I'm more of a cowboy hat. good on a cowboy i mean I don't remember ever seeing you in a cowboy hat, Gleick. You're more of a yellow dude, oh you what you know that You know what? I'll be honest with you. like like that i don't I don't ever wear a cowboy hat on here. That's 100% true. I usually typically only wear that on TikTok.
04:18:03
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Here you go. For the first time, hang on the nice little bit. Oh, only for your TikTok fans. Wow. He's going to show us why he doesn't wear a cowboy hat. Well, this just one of them. Oh, I see. i see. i don't Hide your face too much. A little too small.
04:18:17
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In the eyes of the ranger are upon you. This is a little too small, but I got it. Honestly, it looks pretty good. like Put it back on. What the fuck are you doing? No, put your cowboy hat on.
04:18:33
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No, i mean, definitely you make fun you, but that doesn't mean it doesn't look good. Hold on. but
04:18:41
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I like it. i yeah Obviously, look at me. I could never pull that off, but I like that. Dude, I think you can pull it off. i love it i know does the hawaii work the show terrible as shirt it's not you look like walker
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walker chuck a tired heang the theme song i do again no but you you pull it up nicely ka walker texas stranger danger
04:19:14
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Ladies and gentlemen, Wade Garrett. That was so good. Wade Garrett. Hey, Chaka, you little Mexican, you want get in my pickup truck? You want to go for a ride?
04:19:24
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here, little Mexican. Don't you run me, When do we take photo? What are we doing? He's not a Mexican. He's a Puerto Rican.
04:19:36
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so ah A long time ago, a long time ago, i used to work security. Well, and I worked security at apartment complex. And um the front end of the apartment complex. railroad house Little Mexico because it was all...
04:19:55
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Mexican families. And I loved them because they took care of us. They fed us. They washed our back. Hawaiian shirt and the cowboy hat. It kind of, you look Mexican. You look like, like yeah know like i mean love you love they just live for you so our our so Our security vehicle was ah was a pickup truck. We had a Chevy Silverado.
04:20:18
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Bullshit. It was a fucking golf cart. Shut the fuck You look like you just crossed the border and you're confused and you're not sure which way to go. had a black cowboy hat at the time that I wore all the time, every day.
04:20:36
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And when we would do our our rounds in the pickup truck, i always wrote I always stood in the back of the truck. My my partner at the time was this little mortar Puerto Rican kid. So he drove, and I just stood in the back of the truck.
04:20:52
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So when we would get up to the front of the complex. You know Puerto Ricans look like. they would tease and and they they would joke around and say that I look like a giant Federale because that's in Mexico.
04:21:04
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They would ride around in the pickup trucks with their cowboy hats in the back of the trucks. And that's how I rode at at work. So they're like, Federale, Federale, or policia, policia.
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But no, well I loved it there. and no Daddy, daddy. There was like 10 maybe 15 You Half Glick Squatches Half Latinas Running around here don't know They're probably in their early 20s by now We could probably drink Papa You're pregnant Sorry I can't help it mean yeah i mean that's what in checking those was up a finally little latina chick said all lot thatll be yeah you're pregnant
04:21:50
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sorry i can't help it I can't help it. It's not my condition. Touch them and they get pregnant. It's the seven kids in sixth grade with a beard. you just You just breathe on their face and they get pregnant.
04:22:03
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i was I was in kindergarten with this fine-ass beard. Did you just suck a dick first? While you breathe and spread. Wow. Wow.
04:22:15
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would you get it Goldie, Jedi. Jedi, Goldie. Goldie, I'm sorry this is why you met me. you're fine. I'm quite morbid. I'm just catching the vibe of the room before I go off.
04:22:29
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No, go off. You can go off all you want. The room is fine. We need to reset everything. The room is fine. Goldie, you're our last hope. We're actually behaving like that since you're here. I'm just chilling. You guys are awesome.
04:22:45
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Wally, shut up, you hating-ass piece of shit, bitch. That's why you're going to tap out tomorrow. I'm a lock you up. in i building You know what I mean, Wally? That's why we need you. Otherwise, we have Glick doing this kind of shit.
04:22:58
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I'm going to lock Wally up. and it cause look got more heart glasses and He thinks he owns shit, but he doesn't. That's my fucking network. I created this He only owns that terrible Hawaiian shirt.
04:23:12
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Is that a sailor hat now with the the wine shirt? Is that a what? I can't see your head because you're under the timer. I'm sorry. you see my head oh She's on her phone. She's on her phone. oh she's on her phone Bitch, I look first away from him and I can see his fucking head. What are you talking about? You can see that head from space. I can see it from space. From the International Space Station. can see that fucking glick head. Isn't that a way to get rid of that timer?
04:23:41
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Can I get rid of that? I got a big water head. I shouldn't be talking about anybody's head. got he's Hard to believe we've been on here almost four and a half hours. That was a 10-gallon cowboy hat. and yeah We didn't even notice. It was just looking normal. this like fucking I'm going to have to put my phone on the charger. Shit.
04:24:00
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No, I went back. Is this my shit? Hang on, let me start kicking motherfuckers here. I went back to my normal look. Typically, 9 times out of 10, 99% of the time. Why does he get to be in the top left? I like the top left.
04:24:13
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Oh my God, you're so fucking needy. but Why can't I be in the top left? See what happens when he puts new hat on there?
04:24:26
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There. Is that better, Jedi? Yeah, it is. It's your panel now. I can't believe I had to ask, but whatever. i don't know why I don't know why you're such a hater. Now that time is over his picture. everybody Everybody else, they like my Hawaiian shirts. You're the only hater. you Who said they liked it?
04:24:50
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Yeah, who said it? Who said it?
04:24:56
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Skydo, I never brought up our dates. You just brought them up. So it sounds like you're telling people about our dates. I'm going to go home. Okay, what what do you guys do on your dates? you guys go bowling something? Don't worry about Don't worry about it. Bowling.
04:25:11
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Bowling. I mean, you can. I feel like that's the story you're going to tell us. There were balls and pins involved, but it wasn't bowling.
04:25:22
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I appreciate you chatting on the wrong show. The way Scotto was on the glick.
04:25:32
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Look, Scotto got yelled at one time because he was on here Kayla was awake and he called me daddy. And she was like, Uh, no.
04:25:45
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Only I'm allowed to call him daddy.
04:25:51
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But Scott is still sweet. Is that why Scott has been gone for so long? Because he yelled at by Kayla? No, that was Kaylee. Kaylee. Kaylee's asleep.
04:26:05
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You call BS on what? What's going on, rebel male? What up with ya? Hello, hello. er Hello.
04:26:17
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Hello. Goldie has golden pubes, apparently. ah It ain't on the gram. It's a scam, Goldie. I'm just saying. She's got pink, too. It's on her name. i mean Hey, Glick, can you put on your cool kid hat? Like, OK, so the top row is me and Modog, and now you you have the cool kid.
04:26:41
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Hat too. You got to put it back on. Oh, you sure you don't want to make fun of that hat too? don't want make fun of everything that do. Take the shirt off and burn it, but put the hat back on. I'm sorry. You guys heard him. He said take the shirt off.
04:26:56
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No, no, no, no, Cameron. You can't say take it off. You got to say change it. Just focus on the hat. Details matter.
04:27:11
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Details matter. He tried to give you a little chest flash when he stood up. Yeah, he did. A little bit of risky business going on. This is what you're missing. that was, Goldie, don't be, that was for Scott, not you.
04:27:27
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yeah Yeah, that was 100% for Scotto. Also, i'm I'm a big fat kid, so I don't care. that if Trust me, ah I've been shirtless a lot on TikTok.
04:27:38
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If you you follow my my personal page. Shaman's on TikTok all the time. He believes everything he sees there. I know, Shaman. i in the Wally said, click, stop scaring the panel.
04:27:53
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you but There we go. I like it, Glenn. There we go. Back in business. Hell yeah. Now I'm a cool kid again. I like being a cool kid. I mean, I'll be 100% honest with you. Nine times out of tune, it's a backwards hat ball cap.
04:28:10
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Backwards ball cap. I know. I do wear like i this. I love this hat. I wear this hat way more. yeah said what You said nine times out ten, so we're the 10% out right now.
04:28:21
Speaker
Yeah, no, I wear this hat way more than I should because, like, i I feel like I put this hat on, I look in the mirror, and i'm like, oh yeah Look, I need to get more of these hats. Like Modo, need different hats. You're like the dude in Silence of the Lambs, aren't you? You're like, I'd fuck me.
04:28:40
Speaker
what
Music and Concert Dreams
04:28:42
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I think he is. I'm a big fan of the hat now that I found some that fit properly and that I like. I hate your face, Wally. I'm a hat person. I wear hats all the fucking time.
04:28:55
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no thats hang it on how it it goes That looks good on you, You wouldn't have a reason for that. Wild horses. Oh, I'm going to tell her that.
04:29:07
Speaker
It does look good on you. You look like you're a singer from Mumford and Sons or something. You think I can apply for their band? probably not but mean look at the point well i i i'm gonna work on my vocals it'll be fine chaka yeah god damn you need to get get sarge's mic that's the that's the singing oh that's true hey start can i ask you mike i'm gonna apply for this new band called comfort and sons ah mom i love your new band well you have the face of my best i've been around for like two decades i know i get it i fuck off
04:29:47
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Fuck off. Fuck off. Jedi, you live out that way, man. have you ever been to Red Rocks? Speaking of Mumford. going to air Red Rocks.
04:29:58
Speaker
Oh, my God. if i That Mumford and Sons at the Red Rock concert, if that's I would love to see those motherfuckers there. Holy shit. that was that That's a sick-ass concert. That's one of my like top three bands.
04:30:12
Speaker
Nobody. Nobody. And I mean i guess nobody. It's hard to go to Red Rocks when you don't ever leave basement. Oh, my God. That's a good point. That's my comfort zone. I like stay there.
04:30:29
Speaker
Anybody like Shinedown? I did go to the Greek Theater in LA. I like Shinedown a lot. yeah That band I told you about, Birds of Squalor, they they kind of sound like them, only with a little bit more edge.
04:30:45
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Yeah, i saw, I don't know if anybody knows who Teddy Swims is, but I saw him at the Greek theater and in L.A. Fucking sick concert, dude. And the Greek theater is a nice venue. It's cool. You know what? I was on the Teddy swims for like two years before he like got mainstream and shit. Me too. was singing on the streets and shit. He was singing on the streets and and that's when i started following him.
04:31:07
Speaker
And then he he kind of just... has cover what What's his cover of Mario that he does? Yeah, anybody ever checks it out, check out their... Wait, have you witnessed on Hellbound Road? can we Can we approve this? Did did you actually witness him swimming?
04:31:24
Speaker
um shit Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Hold on a second. I'm sorry, Nils. I'm sorry, Nils. And I'm also sorry, world-famous Pat. Man, I'm sorry, guys. Nils is back there.
04:31:36
Speaker
I just had to look down, and Nils is back there. And he's like, what the fuck, Jenna? Ten fucking minutes. Ten fucking minutes. Holy shit, is that zero at night in Nils? Yeah. I'm going to put it on.
04:31:49
Speaker
Take care, J. Mills. Wipe your camera off, Mills. It's all blurry. I shouldn't complain. I mean, you have the crayon-eating fucking Marine. Yeah, well, it's all blurry. Did you get on the side of there? Wipe the splooge off your fucking camera. I'm here trying to hang out with you guys. a little steamy there, huh? You have the crayon-eating Marine that the only combat he's seen is maybe a three-step red district in the Brutalite district somewhere in fucking Italy, but this is cool. You know, I hang back here.
04:32:17
Speaker
Well, he was waiting for you clean up while you were back there. so Did you? and I need your sample of approval on my new hat because you and Modog are the reason I fucking started looking in this hat. have to take Modog's take on it. have to take charges to make, but it does look good on you.
04:32:35
Speaker
Yeah. and mean You told me I should get one. I told me it's good on you. Modog told me multiple times. But MoDog's a Marine, so if you're from Mars and you have a pussy, well, fuck you. So, you know, it's hard to... that's hard It's hard to gauge. He ain't wrong. He ain't wrong. go full yeah You give Sarge an anvil, and it'll wind up pregnant or broken within six months. Facts. Facts.
04:33:05
Speaker
j have a good night brother Take care of the personal business. Y'all make sure you send them super chance. Go ahead and drive the super chat. you I have to say Jedi, that's good on you. to the old Feel free to stick around just because your boy left. You don't have to leave.
04:33:23
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this is This is the Drew-niverse. Drew-niverse? Yeah, there's the bar. That was a good time.
04:33:31
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yeah there's the bar was a good time I wish I could go back. New job, man. love it ah You know, I just want to point out, like, you were here before MoDog and before Nils, who still has not cleaned his goddamn camera off.
04:33:50
Speaker
Who was? who was definitehanie There are no standards. There are no standards in West Virginia. And I was wearing this hat, and I've worn this hat, and then MoDog shows up, and now granted, MoDog Moldaw kills his hat.
04:34:07
Speaker
i don't i don't I don't give it the justice Moldaw does, but I feel like I do all right with it. You do a pretty good job with that. Blake tries compare my standards to that as a Buc-ee's. I'm change i'm gonna change the panel and i'm gonna put in order of who who who Rocks at the best and who looks the best? You guys you need to put me at the back. Number one. yeah yeah I'm going to go ahead. Put me at the back. You all rock better than me. I'm new to this style of hat. You all rock better than We know that Rock's going to be better hat. I've been hanging out with you way before...
04:34:45
Speaker
Any of these people are here. and you know i think i think i think you I think you do it better than me, man. I think you do it better than man. don't know, though, bro. I don't think so. I will say, Jed, that's your look, dude. That looks good on you. That's your look. It does. looks on you yeah i I literally have so many of these kind of hats in different locations. I swear, like you were on the Newsies with with with Disney and Back in 1997, you rocked that hat.
04:35:17
Speaker
You see, Jedi? That's the difference. one That's why I told you to try it out. You had the head for it. Yeah, that's a whole Christian Bale, The World Will Know musical. like You rocked that shit, did I?
04:35:31
Speaker
Well, you shocker. You don't know about head from Jedi until you get head from Jedi. I'm just saying, if you don't believe me, subscribe to the Lazy Glick's OnlyFans page, and you'll see what I'm talking about. It's only $20.99 a month, okay, guys? It's not that much.
04:35:47
Speaker
jo I need to get on rock that shit too shock i i wear i wear a like so barrels at you i do i wear a lot of I've never got a hat like that, but wear that too well I think I
04:36:04
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i think this is that i have for bald men so i think i know we are glick i know you have hair nills i know you have hair but i think this is a boy bald motherfucker look. Listen, you don't have to go there, bro. You don't have to be like, I got fucking bald from COVID and bullshit and stuff just to wear this fucking hat. I think COVID led to my style. Just to make Shaka feel better.
04:36:32
Speaker
I had to have alopecia. This is a choice. I can grow a full head hair. I just shave it in the summer. Whoa, Chuck. You're not even a real bro. You're not even a bald dog. Yeah, Chuck and Shave is standing in the balls. I thought I knew you, bro. I thought I knew you.
04:36:48
Speaker
But now I don't. And i know why this is why I'm a better friend than you. Because when you when you try a new fashion ah fashion style, a new style, I uplift you. I encourage you.
04:37:01
Speaker
I try to make you feel good about your decisions. You know, I try new stuff. What if I made it wrong with this? What if this hat looked like? What if this hat looked like? What did you tell me? I have got to tell this.
04:37:19
Speaker
That shirt needs to be burned. My kids bought me this shirt for Father's Day. Maybe your kids you if you didn't unalive your kids and stick them in a freezer in the basement, you would appreciate Father's Day's gifts.
04:37:34
Speaker
Okay, you're going to draw something stupid and it's like you look them dead in the be like, that's not fridge worthy. There, I put my gray Boston Scully on to match you, man. Thank you. What were you going to say, Nils? What were you going to say, Nils? What I was going to tell you, brother, is I actually got kicked off a fucking TikTok scene. That is fucking... July, July, don't you talking? Hold on. I'm trying to. I'm trying to. Oh, Nils, the Americans are talking. Go back to fucking...
04:38:02
Speaker
yeah yeah when Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it has already touches the world map so anyhow I'm your beer. Yeah, I'll drink it too. Fuck you. I drink Scottish beer.
04:38:14
Speaker
Anyhow, so ah yeah, I got kicked off a fucking TikTok stream tonight, um which is pretty cool, about some egotistical fucking Norse pagans and shit like that. Oh, I know everything. I've read blah, blah, blah. So yeah, so called him out of their ego and got kicked off. So there's a plus tonight.
04:38:33
Speaker
I've never been kicked off Glick Stream. I've never been kicked off ah ah Jedi and Shaman Stream. used to love beer. miss it.
04:38:44
Speaker
And, yeah, now just drink mead and liquor. But anyhow, so, yeah, that that was a big achievement for me tonight. So, What were you talking about? no wait a minute wait a minute Wait a minute. You've been kicked you' getting kicked off of Glicks once.
04:38:57
Speaker
um've yeah No, no, no. never Yeah, yeah. Britney kicked you off one night when when you fucking pissed her off. That's Britney. That's this like Joe Biden. But call me back. there that you for that was But but it but In all fairness and all fairness, I mean, that's a legitimate kickoff. No, you've written this not legit.
04:39:22
Speaker
That's like you're kicking me off. Hold one second. Hold on one second, Bodog. You're going appreciate this because Haley and I were dying Wednesday night. It was a legitimate kickoff because you've never been on a New Year's Eve comedy show.
04:39:40
Speaker
Yeah.
04:39:44
Speaker
This is Brittany. Brittany. Kayla was over here, dude. britney callo is over here dude and she was like And I kept reading her reading her your comments because she was working on graduation stuff because next weekend we have her next year's graduation party that she's putting together. And I'm like, and I beat by Mike couple times. was like, MoDog is just starting the pot. And I kept reading out your comments specifically. She was dying. She was like, this motherfucker is
04:40:15
Speaker
You kicked Brittany off the fucking show like two or three times. She was kick go like do that new kick off Being kicked off by Brittany is like being kicked out of the club by a fucking doorman with Downton. Yeah. But yeah i do remember I do remember when Brittany when brittany kicked Mills off because I think it was just it wasn't much longer than I brought him back. Oh, yeah, dude. I was so i was like, what the fuck?
04:40:44
Speaker
and She's a... god You know what? i She was squinty-eyed, too. She was like... I was in me to be a piece of shit like other people. It was a funny night.
04:40:57
Speaker
That was a good show. I like, really? She's still good night. i wish i wish i had it in me to be a piece of shit like other people um but i mean it was um it was a funny night it was though that was a good that was a good show but i was like really so
04:41:14
Speaker
yeah well know and know in all her in all fairness In all fairness, it was one of those nights where you got on a roll and just... I hate that shit. I did that like... I hate that shit.
04:41:28
Speaker
it It was funny. i was I did that two weeks ago on the Shaman Show and i like I cut myself off. left. I was like, okay, I'm getting too serious. Yeah, no, I...
04:41:40
Speaker
yeah no i I got... yeah i wasn' I wasn't really trying to stir the pot, Glick, so I'll apologize. kindness and that Kind of, sort of. No, I don't fucking care because...
04:41:57
Speaker
oh um no and no and i don't and i don't i don't fucking care because Here's the thing. I'll be 100% honest with you. I don't know she still watches this shit, and she's going to try to spin this and put it into her narrative like everybody else does.
04:42:16
Speaker
ah She keeps trying to she randomly. It's YouTube. It's YouTube. She tries to goad me or tries to get me. And I'm no. goad me or like tries to get me and and i and and i and i'm like no i you know It is what it is. it didn't work out. You know, i i really wish for the best for you. And she's like trying to be a gangster fucking keyboard warrior and and everything.
04:42:46
Speaker
And it's just like, in all honesty, what I want to tell her is you're fucking stupid and you're fucking fake. And there's nothing about you that anybody believes because you're a drug addict addict and an alcoholic. My shit wasn't that deep.
04:43:04
Speaker
My shit wasn't that deep. my shit was anybody that's are everybody Everybody knows me right now. I'm a smart ass by nature. yeah it was it was It was a timely comment. It was a timely comment. for the discussion that was going on. They were just, bush but that's all it was. But that's the thing, like people, you know, people watch and they watch and listen to every word I say or every comment you guys make.
04:43:28
Speaker
I'm getting twisted into my own narrative because we got to make Glick to be the bad guy. Well, you want me to be the fucking bad guy? Well, you know what? I'm not going to the bad guy in a fucking chat. Where hell did that come from, actually? ma'am Because I've been gone for the past couple of weeks. so you can move Okay, so for those that don't know, why i' um um' fuck I have a job. I have a race own list the matt i have a job,
04:43:52
Speaker
but i'm a foreign this only thought of a bitch This time of year is is the biggest for us. Wally, um Shaka, MoDogNose. This the busiest time for me.
04:44:05
Speaker
Shaka, especially. So, um yeah. So, apparently, I missed a lot of shit in the past, like, three months. Like, everything went to shit after winter. I don't know what happened. i Nothing don't get party really I mean, last time Brittany was up here, and i'll be i mean, I got...
04:44:26
Speaker
Here's my thing. i'm not really um Drew's universe has been out here. He's literally been to my house, so he knows which what it's like, especially at the time year.
04:44:38
Speaker
But I don't give a validation from anybody. I don't give a shit. Has it rained yet? Oh, yeah. Here's my thing.
04:44:47
Speaker
here's here's my thing so yeah I'm not going to do a text dance with you. I'm not going to do an exchange of text messages with you where you can edit and and blah, blah, blah. i'm not Was she seriously doing that shit with you, Luke?
04:45:03
Speaker
Oh, dude, I would gladly send you guys. I don't do drama. I don't want it. Yeah, here's the thing with me. Here's the thing with me.
04:45:16
Speaker
Here's the thing with me. I'm not going to do this fucking text dance with you. I'm not going to do this video for video and clip and screenshot and edit it.
04:45:26
Speaker
I literally host a show every Saturday fucking night where the panel is open. And I would gladly, if somebody had a problem with me, if somebody had an an actual problem with me and wanted to come up and conversate with me, and if we had all of you guys on the panel, I would mute everybody on the panel.
04:45:46
Speaker
And I would have a conversation with them. This is my mindset. I'm not doing this bullshit with you. Because if you want to fucking be butthurt or you want to feel some sort of fucking way, i know i have a network of shows. And I do a show once a week where we can openly have these conversations where you can't say twist do twist the narrative, feel some sort of way.
04:46:14
Speaker
a 100% honest-to-goodness conversation, but nobody wants to do that. Anybody who's ever left this network, anybody who's been on this network, anybody who's been on this show, when they get butt hurt and they feel some sort of way and they leave, they want to do this dance-around bullshit, and I'm not the guy to play that fucking game.
04:46:35
Speaker
if Yeah, it's like a comment. like i've been I've been out of the game and for for a while because... And I had no idea what was going on.
04:46:46
Speaker
That's irrelevant. It really is. From my standpoint. I'm like, i'm I'm hardly ever. I'm hardly. I mean, I'm never on a fucking YouTube. Yeah. And the only only time I've been on in the last two, two a half months. I did. Saturday nights on here. Yeah. You can't get it. This is for a time I've been on in like a fucking month.
04:47:06
Speaker
So I have no idea. and And really, it's. Directly, it does does it affect my life? Fuck no. You know you guys move on. You do your shit. But it's it's still nice to keep keep in touch with you guys make sure you're doing okay. That's the important part. I don't care.
04:47:23
Speaker
if If it doesn't work, i've never I've never kicked anybody off the network. I've never fired anybody from the network. it's It's such a dumb thing to say.
04:47:35
Speaker
We're just YouTubers. I'm literally just on YouTube. Am I building something? Yes. you know Am I trying to build something? Yes. At the end of the day, i'm just i'm I'm just a jerk off on the internet. I have no real fucking power, no real control or anything like that. That's what we say about soccer.
04:47:57
Speaker
Yeah, it's like... like But at the same time... Beer-drinking bastard that's on here playing poker all the time. Not 100%, dude. This show taught me how to find it. It really did.
04:48:11
Speaker
Yeah, but like Wally said, and i did. i did i defended Brittany for a long time. of I've seen potential in her, and I tried to push her to that.
04:48:23
Speaker
and and And it just... I think you're doing it. I seen it. I seen it. And I was still defending her. And I seen it. She was going on other streams. She was going on G2K. She was going on Jedi and Shaman.
04:48:36
Speaker
She was going on multiple other streams. And she was doing streams on my network and bad news. like and And I still defended her. So, yeah can yeah. You can only do so much for people like that, man. i yeah I've learned that. Wally goes.
04:48:54
Speaker
And Wally knows, and trust me, Kayla knows, because Kayla was not a pastor. like I'm up at 4 a.m. every morning, and i'm I'm normally asleep between 8 and 10 p.m. every night. And I say that because there's so many people that have shows, like, you know, 10 p.m. Eastern time, Eastern time, 1 p.m. or 1 a.m., 2 a.m., and they're, like, they're texting me in the middle of night. Of course, I i got my phone.
04:49:19
Speaker
ah I got my shit you know shut off. you and Man, why haven't you jumped on? Motherfucker, because I work for a living. I'm asleep. You can try it. yeah no i i would I would really like to to pop into more people's lives.
04:49:35
Speaker
I can't help it if I don't pop into your fucking live because you have insomnia and you're up in the middle of the night. That's the thing. For me, I hope...
04:49:48
Speaker
I host i know it' Tuesday night. I host Tuesday night Glick's House and Music. Wednesday night. Comedy show on the streetway. Comedy show on the streetway. Yeah, Saturday night. I'm here for hours.
04:50:03
Speaker
Yeah. and livestream yeah but then It's like o'clock Eastern time. and Or 1 a.m. Eastern time, they're like, why aren't you here? Because, bitch, I work for a living. You should it. Yeah, because I'm saving it. But not only that, but then, like, wake up in early in the morning, work your job, and, and you know, have to have a wrestling show. My son and I do a wrestling show together.
04:50:26
Speaker
Coming up real fucking soon because football season is upon us. Rick and I will be doing a show on Sundays. Kayla and I do a show on Sundays. I host and co-hosts. See if Rick can come by.
04:50:39
Speaker
rick so no No, he's got his kids. He's got his kids. Pickle Rick? I understand Tom's take. I know Jedi. I don't know what I'm supposed to do on the Lazy Shalom show because I'm not if I am there, Jedi.
04:50:57
Speaker
i been myself I don't know what I'm supposed to do, Jedi.
04:51:03
Speaker
Jedi is in the world. You don't know. He's supposed to jump up and just say some Glick stuff, and then we'll go from there. Glick sucks, and he's a bitch, and then I leave, right?
04:51:13
Speaker
Glick, check your text me. Yeah, I'm grabbing a beer. Hey, Glick, Jedi, everybody. I got to get off here. It was nice meeting you guys. um I might check out tomorrow's stream.
04:51:26
Speaker
Alright brother, have have a good one man. Nice meeting you. Good to see you bro.
04:51:35
Speaker
Hey so Glick, considering I'm new here and J-Double didn't really really introduce me to anyone. Hello. Yeah Glick, you're being rude by not introducing new people. Yeah Glick's an asshole so you have to introduce yourself on this show. Yeah.
04:51:50
Speaker
You got to assert your dominance. Correct.
04:51:58
Speaker
So are you going to introduce yourself? Yeah, my name is Willi. How many people are watching our live stream? 3,000. I know you do. Three and a half at least.
04:52:11
Speaker
three thousand i know even know three half least But no, everybody here is a great person. Like literally they're great people. you by go sleep i love you.
04:52:26
Speaker
I just get frustrated because I think time zones suck because there's others that are on West Coast time zones. They're like, why the hell aren't you on my stream? And I'm like, bitch, I'm asleep. I have most people muted on my text message stream. because They're like, are you going to come by tonight?
04:52:41
Speaker
No, I'm asleep two hours before you're going by. I don't feel bad about it. the world frame is going bad nights going backwards. I have zero obligations to YouTube for everybody on the stream.
04:52:54
Speaker
I mean, that's this just zero you my first obligation. I love joining when I can, but I'm not obligated to do it. I absolutely should love seeing you guys. I absolutely do, but Yeah, I don't have an obligation to to jump on. Exactly.
04:53:10
Speaker
i never i never a port day I personally never feel bad when I hold ill will or have grudge against anybody that can come and hang out on my show.
04:53:21
Speaker
I throw out the invitation to like, hey, if you can come by, do it. if you can't you can't yeah like last night i jumped in for like 10 minutes hey are you guys doing hit the like button said hi and stuff yep i was like no i actually pay attention to chat long enough to see you there so check this out this is totally and i was for 16 hours and i totally mean this completely understandable what are we seeing uh pet night
04:53:54
Speaker
I just tore the most juicy. I that five and years. well really like ah felt that shit through my whole body i've literallyly been on youtube for five and a half years Hashtag good vibration. I literally just lost my passion for it until I came across this show.
04:54:17
Speaker
Five and a half years, what were you like? I'm getting asked to make my funny videos like I used to in the beginning. That's what I have fun doing. This show brings me back to actually having a passion again.
04:54:29
Speaker
I will never be able to energize more time. How did you find I started
04:54:41
Speaker
I just want to say, Jenna, the good vibration. In all honesty, the live streams on this is so welcome. I don't like my live streams, but it's become more...
04:54:51
Speaker
and I love funny comedy videos that I do. Have you guys not seen the rap song yet? Man, listen, I'm thinking of YouTube Benji. Last week when we were talking about the lightning title. YouTube Benji. You have to check that i made deals with fuckingin You have some epic chops.
04:55:07
Speaker
It doesn't matter. I think YouTube Benji because you have epic fucking chops, man. Those are all. explosion gli sorry i don't i don't usually say in this the race gli Glick, you're welcome. This all started because the one day I jumped your channel, bro.
04:55:25
Speaker
For real. I jumped on. Jedi came on. i started promoting you and everybody else's channel. They came on to say... No, no, no. I give credit where credit's due. Absolutely. I follow Chaka to so many other channels.
04:55:42
Speaker
Go ahead and say it, guys. Chaka is like YouTube Jesus. she i mean i officially I just follow his lead. shock it into the danes and i'll say it I searched for that. I find them. I subscribe.
04:56:02
Speaker
Shaka might be another one thing for the for the World Cup, too. good work yeah I'm pretty sure he's YouTube people. I fired myself on the network. You can't fire yourself on the network, you jackass. still hearing the comments. No, that's what it's all about.
04:56:18
Speaker
if I say that, Shaka, because Beastman's like, oh, The network as a whole has fired Glick's shirt, though. Sorry. Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. If you need to go to my page and check out my videos. Like I said, I'm having fun again. enjoying it.
04:56:35
Speaker
Wait, wait, hey. That's what it's all about. It's about bringing a few together and having each other. Post your link in the chat. We need to see. My dog, I'll be on your way too, man. We're going to catch a game. I probably have already subscribed. I've seen you many times.
04:56:50
Speaker
okay Yeah, T-Rock said it. Happy Father's Day, Day. Happy Daddy Mommy Daddy Day to all the moms that being dads out there. No, no, no, no, no. no no I don't do that shit, and I don't
04:57:11
Speaker
i can sit that out kind i don't do that shit and i don't support that shit because I was a single dad, and I was raising my kids all on my own for like two and a half years.
04:57:23
Speaker
And then no, I don't do that shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to the moms that I'm sorry to the ladies out there that are raising your kids on your own. No, I don't do that shit. I don't do that shit because like fuck I got chewed the fuck out, and I made a joke on Mother's Day. What?
04:57:41
Speaker
ah Happy Mother's Day because I had my kids full time 100% single dad style.
04:57:52
Speaker
no we'll do this show home over the you want say good no like sense fucking you like like got no love from the ghetto fuck no i'm done as shit no You moms got Mother's Day?
04:58:09
Speaker
No. Fuck it. You ain't taking our day just because you fucking hooked up with a fucking douchebag and had a baby and then left as a single mom raising $1,000. No, you don't fucking get that shit.
04:58:22
Speaker
No, fuck that. No, I ain't doing that shit. i ain't cosigning on that shit. I shit. I don't agree with it, but I was respect that, bro.
04:58:33
Speaker
This is for the real dads who take care of their kids. And this is for the bonus dads who step up and take care of kids who are not their kids. This ain't for the moms. Because at the end of the day, I've been a dad for 21 fucking years.
04:58:47
Speaker
And out of those 21 goddamn years, most of them years has just been another fucking day. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
04:58:58
Speaker
And I'm sorry for all the other ladies out there listening, but fuck that. You don't get credit on Mother's Day because there's a lot of motherfucking dads out there with deadbeat ass moms yeah that ain't claiming Mother's Day.
04:59:10
Speaker
Fuck that. No, I'm done. na na No, na no, no. What Blake you can that you can be a lesbian, but you're still not a fucking dad.
04:59:30
Speaker
there're still a big stuff and well look i but technically correct i can be technically correct when i say this happy father's they all you motherfuckers yeah yeah yeah warrior I'm sorry for anybody who feels some sort of way.
04:59:50
Speaker
Again, if you feel some sort of... It'll matter what we say on panel. Father's Day sucks compared to Mother's Day. like we get We get the fucking... It's a leftover holiday for us. Thanks for being here and paying bills and stuff. On Mother's Day, you can't find a reservation for any restaurant. Father's Day, everything's open because the Father's just got some barbecue back. your up You can't get shit on mothers. Everything's packed. It is second tier. We are a second class citizens. I love you, dude, but i can't i can't take you seriously with that statement. Wearing that fucking ugly ass gay shirt. You want to hear some fucked up shit?
05:00:29
Speaker
You want to hear a fucked up ass wild story? and Shout out to my kids. I love my kids to death. and This is not on them. this is Kids don't love your fucking shirt.
05:00:40
Speaker
but But my kids bought me this. As a joke. You took it seriously, bro. You took it seriously. No, because they know that I love Hawaiian shirts and they know that I love Lilo.
05:00:51
Speaker
and They were expecting a second dad. They thought you were going to meet a nice man. You just talked kids who have your taste, bro. But here's some crazy shit. So here's some crazy shit.
05:01:04
Speaker
Last year on Father's Day, my daughter comes downstairs. My daughter comes downstairs and she was like, hey. yout know And her best friend, which is basically a part of our family.
05:01:18
Speaker
Yeah, like her best friend. learning from yeah She's like, hey, Dad. And I'm like, it's Sunday, and I'm fucking just got done doing this. You know what, Dad? You're great, but I want a second Dad. If you wear this shirt, I might get one. She does have a second Dad. Let me finish. it She came downstairs.
05:01:38
Speaker
She was like, hey, Dad. I'm not going to put her name out there. She's like, hey, Dad. So-and-so wants to say hi to you. And this is my daughter's best friend. You know, like this is my daughter's best friend who is basically part of the family.
05:01:52
Speaker
And she's FaceTiming or Snapchatting or whatever. I don't fucking know. And I got the phone and she's like, what's up, dad? Happy Father's Day. And I was like, oh, thank you. Cool. You know what mean? And I hand my phone back to my daughter. And my daughter goes, oh, it's Father's Day.
05:02:07
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Happy Father's Day. And walks away.
05:02:13
Speaker
That was my father's day. That has been my father's day for 21 goddamn years. Now this year I come out, man, yeah I come out the other day, man, you're gonna be really mad when I tell you about the gift, your daughter all right doing my thing. And I come out and the kids are sitting on the bed with Kayla and, and, uh, and, and, and, and they're holding these bags.
05:02:40
Speaker
and i'm like what are you guys doing and they're like well we're not going to be here on sunday and i my goodies
05:02:48
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has and not like video song by the search as hold make come up
05:02:56
Speaker
and everybody needs got eggs This sounds more like a Juneteenth gift than than a Father's Day gift, bro. It's just like the first year that... Outside of when I was like a new dad and Father's Day was kind of cool and kind of important, but...
05:03:17
Speaker
No, I mean, like, this year was cool, and, yeah, you guys make fun of my fucking Hawaiian shirt, but my my my kids got it for me, all right? We're just busting your balls, man. Fuck you, you pieces of shit!
05:03:30
Speaker
I'll fight every once of you! All right? then I won't fight myself. It's because its as fathers, it's like what we provide that shows our worth. If we're not providing, then they... We're just glad he doesn't stand up and we see the grass skirt.
05:03:50
Speaker
Yeah. He's a good dad, dude. I will say that. He is a good dad. Yeah. No, I love my kids. and I don't need a day to feel recognized or anything like that, but I will. I will not I will not, and I won't stand beside the whole, I'm a single mom until I get fucked. No, the fuck you don't. No, the fuck you don't. Stop it. No, the fuck you don't. Yeah, until a big fat ass dyke pushes you in there. I don't give a fuck if you're a big fat ass fucking dyke because you was born with a vagina and you probably still got a vagina.
05:04:28
Speaker
ain't, no. you're guy or a woman, you don't get to say, you don't get to bother me. End of discussion. Luke hasn't changed her belief yet.
05:04:39
Speaker
um Transgender. a broster I have a brochure. My sister is now my brother. And I'll tell him the same motherfucking thing. by Hey, text me her number while you're at it.
05:04:54
Speaker
you i don't know how the shit ended up in my algorithm. While you're on that roll, yeah, man. Just keep going with it. Just like, yeah, hey, I want to text Nils her number. Sorry to chat this box. I'm going to catch up with you guys here real quick. Happy Father's Day to all you motherfuckers. are all motherfuckers. Yeah, we are all motherfuckers.
05:05:14
Speaker
yeah we are all mother Also, also another thing, also another thing, Mother's Day and or Father's Day, if you don't have fucking kids and you got stupid ass fucking animals, you're not a fucking parent. This is basically the same thing. No, no, the fuck is not. it hurt Fucking motherfucker.
05:05:37
Speaker
No, you don't get to celebrate Mother's Day and Father's Day just because you got fucking dogs and cats. Keep it away from the of society. yeah that whole dog that whole oh i'm an animal parent rescue dog it's like the zoo dude like your level of fired up is enough to make me like your shirt i think it's great it's like the zoo dude of mine destroy yeah yeah like your level of fired up is enough to make me like your shirt i think it's great oh but know what
05:06:08
Speaker
I'm on board with every every fucking word that's come out of your mouth. does did i It's enough to make me appreciate your head. So you were lying earlier? You were lying earlier?
05:06:20
Speaker
you were lying earlier Now you appreciate it? Yeah, I do. It's about fucking time. that That is your hat, dude. like Take your Adidas hat and just burn that shit because that is the hat you wear.
05:06:34
Speaker
That is the hat life that life wants you to wear. yeah i think it is I really like i it really is it great my friends come over here and follow the nonsensical network on youtube get in our actual chatters box t-rock what's going on with your brother i love you dude i like t-rock i'm just gonna start going shirtless so i feel safe okay no don't do that don't do that either no no nils nils nils calm down rock it dude you're good right i'm just kidding i'm not ben i was given to you for reason my friend you're good but yeah ain't
05:07:14
Speaker
I told you a long time ago. I'm never going to question... um It don't matter. YouTube will strike streams. the I know. All these motherfuckers... Just come to the goddamn nonsensical network.
05:07:29
Speaker
And if you're not following us already, drop a goddamn follower away and fucking comment on our stream. Don't let my shirt describe you guys. Just do it. Don't let my shirt describe you guys. Don't let my shirt describe you.
05:07:43
Speaker
Because... Like three to five times a week, you guys can see these guns. But on Saturday nights. is you Do you have a license for them guns, Click? No, because Ohio is an open carry state. so and Right there. I'm going to need to revamp the whole Lounge and Laugh livestream panel.
05:08:06
Speaker
Oh, what the fuck is that? What was that, dude? come on Baby-ass pea shooters. MoDog. Don't embarrass me. I got it. I got to pull up my sleeves on my stupid ass. I will be sure. Today you can provide nails with a shirt. Get you some action, baby. You didn't even notice.
05:08:29
Speaker
i will be sure as drive since today you can provide noseils of the shirt but get you some a action baby and it go ahead and make her at odd that i you didn't even notice um I'm trying to get throw the polish shit off budget had no budget i do have nicely i'll have actually that a you tomorrow sometime you guys have to to be.
05:08:59
Speaker
i was asking the symptom this oh shit oh here turn on back for no as is that ten is a so night can you put your your channel on the backchat and I'll
05:09:11
Speaker
Jedi Jedi Jedi you're getting a video of me kicking Wally's ass tomorrow have i go have ken and Rachel film me kicking his ass tomorrow Oh, don't you get the latch and baby?
05:09:34
Speaker
No Mo dog and um Wick and I are part of the hack club and we're going to videos. We're going to to are there' the link to the the link to the panel is on our on our channel. I'm having so much fun making this comedy album. like I really am. and i really If I get anything from it, I will make sure to share it with you guys. cause You need to. Post the links. Is it hard doing comedy stand and make it in the mirror?
05:10:03
Speaker
postalline or pat' hard doing and that hard to grab them stand and make it in the mirror for real bro you gotta i i love comedy i i literally what are you talking about you're in the main song ah i do want to say thank you to everybody no full frontal nudie how i make everybody laugh um
05:10:33
Speaker
don't think we're gonna hit our goal yet again this Saturday night, but eventually we'll hit our goal, but I would like to ah Extend a invite to Scott Oh I would like to send an invite It's my Jedi and i would like to send an invite um um it's my network it's my show and i can break the rules scotto chaka hands of sea i an and jedi You guys all super chatted tonight. So if you would like to co-host some upcoming shows, let me know when you're available.
05:11:12
Speaker
Monday, and Tuesday, Wednesday. I'll just continue to co-host Saturday. I'll continue to be doing it.
05:11:23
Speaker
when we do that or for Sundays. um But let me know what show you guys want to co-host on. I probably donated more to your net to work than anybody else, bitch. You also know that you got the... You know you're that you've got the you' on rose called you out you know you you know no No, yes. yeah You already know. Kayla told me a long time ago, whenever MoDog wants to come up on Sundays and be a part of our show, we're bringing MoDog.
05:11:56
Speaker
MoDog is fucking royalty. I want to say to anybody who's super chatted tonight, if you guys do want to be a part of an upcoming show, let me know.
05:12:09
Speaker
Hey, can I be co-host next Saturday just like I am every Saturday?
05:12:16
Speaker
I can live on how Friday night goes, man. if you If that's where you want your super chat to go to, yes, you can. i love you all. Do you want to be here to do the show and do the first like half hour, 45 minutes? this just happened.
05:12:28
Speaker
I'm a creature of habit. I'll just keep co-hosting Saturday. Here's the thing about the Saturday night show. For anybody who wants to be on Saturday night show, if you want to be here from the beginning and do like the first half hour, 45 minutes, just us. You guys got a nonsensical punchline. I come in when it gets good. I come in when it's good. I love you all, and I will see you. I love you, Jedi. I hope that I love you so much, Jedi. And I will see you next weekend.
05:12:59
Speaker
I'll see you next week. Don't threaten me with good time, Nils.
05:13:06
Speaker
So, yes, anybody who has super chatted this tonight, let me know if you're interested in co-hosting. Let me know your availability. Remember, we're Eastern time zone. so If you try to get in on my Saturday slot, though, we're going to problems.
05:13:20
Speaker
Yeah, if you try to get on a Saturday co-hosting slot, Jedi will bring out his sweet-ass Jedi skills. I mean, he can't beat me, but he's the closest Jedi that has ever... he has come the closest of any Jedi. I think it's easy on you.
05:13:39
Speaker
We roughhouse slightly. That's what I'm talking about. You weren't ready for the the the the Chuck Labors, Sabres. Chuck Labors, Sabres. You can't even say it right, so you're not a threat to me. Chuck Sabres. Chuck Sabres. were channel it still smells like burnt hair in here.
05:13:59
Speaker
You were like, this guy can this guy can't wield nunchuck lightsabers? You guys, I will be in charge next Saturday. nick ah Faster when he's naked. After he gets done with his boring-ass monologue, I will be in charge for a little bit.
05:14:20
Speaker
Jedi next Saturday night you had to be here the beginning and you are taking the beginning no no no Mr. Super Chat no Mr. I want to co-host on Saturday I paid for my placement I'm going to take it a step higher you can host next Saturday night I'll set up the studio. I don't like hosting this. but I don't like hosting my own goddamn show. No, no. I'm going to show up 30 minutes in after you're done with your bullshit and then I will say something.
05:14:58
Speaker
And then you can take over and then I'll repeat it. You can at least say hi before you're like, oh, bye. Whatever. What?
05:15:10
Speaker
what sorry was that too harsh i don't even know what you're talking about right now i don't know this this is this chick right here she was like she was like i was like i'm trying to get the comment to come up she was like hello bye was like you like you couldn't even at least say hi before you said bye you goopy twat go feet That's a funny thing to say out loud. I appreciate that comment.
05:15:41
Speaker
Is twat too far? is it not No, no, that's perfect. That's perfect. That's right on the mark. That's where we need to be. What a twat. but we're We're in agreement now because one word topa when I come in next next Saturday, 30 minutes after you bore everybody to death and I take over, I'm glad we're on the same page with the terminology we're going to say. Because twat is absolutely acceptable.
05:16:06
Speaker
i might I might take it a little too far. I might ban your network because I'm going to say cunt a little bit. Just a little You can say cunt. No, no. Cunt's allowed on here. It's one of my favorite words. Okay, good. I'm glad we're on the same page. I'm glad we're working this out ahead of time. I thought there was going to be a lot of conflict when I took over, but I'm glad on the It's all about verbiage.
05:16:27
Speaker
It's all about your verbiage, baby. Yeah, and just shout out to our English and Irish and Scottish folks who listen to us. That's awesome. Bye. Shout out to Harlan who listens to us in their little tech teeny tiny fucking island. Dude, this night's grandma was a little citizenship from England and she dropped that word all the time. you know yeah When you go up on an island, I bet they're really good swimmers.
05:16:53
Speaker
Hey, Glick, I'm going to get out of here. You you guys are you guys are great and everything, but i want to I want to go touch my wife for a little bit. I'm going to go touch your wife. You guys cool. I'm sure you do. Have a good night. I promise. Happy Father's Day to all your daughters out there. I won't happy val life i and touch going to touch your refrigerator in a couple hours. See you guys. He's like, whatever. Touch my refrigerator all you want, you fat fucking pig.
05:17:25
Speaker
okay God damn it, I love Chaka. And then there were four. at night you know So, Pat Knight, do you not have a fucking wrench, dude?
05:17:36
Speaker
Which is shocking because everybody on his network has a fucking wrench. But nobody has a hammer. No. I'm the only hammer. Drink some more. You need a dick, Wally. How's that sound?
05:17:51
Speaker
Why don't you go suck another dick, Wally? Why Wally in the background talking shit? look like a fucking kid.
School Memories and Military Respect
05:17:59
Speaker
Get up here, Wally.
05:18:05
Speaker
Lazy has not been here from the start. He's saying he has to be. Oh, he has to be. Rezzy, come on. Words are hard. Reading reading is hard. ah warm Words are hard.
05:18:20
Speaker
I've been trying to tell Rezzy for a minute or Rizzy. He started to get the hang up at around sixth grade, but he's doing fine. i I'm glad that you think I made it to sixth grade.
05:18:33
Speaker
Oh, God, I was giving you so much credit and you just ruined it. You really were. Fucking Rocky told me a couple weeks ago.
05:18:42
Speaker
Rocky told me a couple weeks ago, he was like, you didn't even make it past second grade because you wouldn't stop eating the other students, you fat Sasquatch. I you were going to say eating all the glue. Where the Rocky, man? He was already old.
05:18:59
Speaker
And then right after he said that, he was like, wait a minute, do Sasquatches even go to public school? Private. Private. I was like, no I don't know. Our mother of the hairy armpit.
05:19:13
Speaker
I had the greatest beard in all of my kindergarten class.
05:19:20
Speaker
That's because you flunked so many times you had the time to grow up. That's because I was 45 and still in kindergarten. Shut up, Chad. I went to California. second grade graduation if you spot a fucking kindergarten with a beard you need to fucking call the authorities i was six foot three with a beard in kindergarten still eating glue though still eating that elmer's glue fuck that's it's install delicious have you ever tried it you're a fucking liar if if anybody says they never ate fucking elmer school glue they're a liar It's delicious. Don't knock it until you try. That's how you got to first grade. You had to eat little bit. It was part of the graduation ceremony. Exactly.
05:20:07
Speaker
It was basically like ranch dressing back in the day. Yeah, right?
05:20:16
Speaker
And Modog just dipped his purple crayon right in some Elmar's Goliath. Fucking man. that fucking a man it was like It was lunch and dessert, man.
05:20:29
Speaker
It was Lizert. Lizert. That's a disgusting sounding word. New word for the Glictionary. and God, someday I can't wait when Glick learns to read all the words that we've put in there. Right. He's going to be like, damn, that's some funny shit that was said on my network.
05:20:55
Speaker
Three of the four people on this panel remember the reading is fun truck used to come around to school.
05:21:02
Speaker
Just three. The other fourth got hit by the truck. I couldn't read the stop sign. Also the same three um remember. Now he's just using the leapfrog.
05:21:15
Speaker
if What up, SO? Another jarhead in the chat. Oh, I'm sure it's in here. Oh, shit. i got caught up with the chat. That's all right. That's what we're here for. We got your back. and i forget check is Yeah, Rezzy.
05:21:37
Speaker
Come over. Oh, Rezzy's here. Oh, no, Rezzy's not here. Rezzy, you got to come to the fucking network channel, and then you can come up on panel, bro. And so I love this dude. I love that. So he's cool dude.
05:21:52
Speaker
What's going on, brother? Yo, yo.
05:21:58
Speaker
Oh, my fucking God.
05:22:02
Speaker
Where? don't see him. There we go. Sorry. What's going on, man? I was afraid to look down. wish that the amount of Marines that show me love and like
05:22:17
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i wish that i wish that
05:22:23
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the the amount of marines that like show me love and and and like More than the other services. More than the other services, man. Yeah, man. i God, I wish I could have fucking been able to serve, and I wish i would have been a Marine, but y'all make me feel good, man.
05:22:40
Speaker
MoDog, you especially, and there's some other Marines, man. You guys show a lot of love my way, and man, would been proud as shit. My dad probably would have fucking ate a bullet if I had been if would went into the Marines. But unfortunately, the military wasn't in my cards, even though I was going to go Army. mean, that's what I was going to do. Being able to read was one of the ASVAB standards that you had to be able to pass. I remember talking to the Marine recruiter. I remember talking to the Marine recruiter, and basically his words were, remember,
05:23:27
Speaker
ah ro And he handed me a crayon. And I was like, and I understood every word you just said. and I was like, I took the crown and I ate it. But unfortunately, fucking Private Ryan fucking ruined all my goddamn plans.
05:23:46
Speaker
And then, you know, injuries ruined the rest of my plans. But no, man, shout out to the Marine Corps. You shouldn't jerk off so vigorously. You wouldn't have so many injuries. Let me give a shout out to Esco, man. I saw what he just put in there.
05:23:59
Speaker
I had one of those yesterday, man. Another guy that I served with fucking... 22 a day. you know what i'm talking about, you know what i'm talking about. That sucks. i so Sorry to hear that, brother. another charity I know I brought up earlier about the Toys for Tots, but another charity i want i really i really want to strongly get behind because no, I'm not a veteran. Unfortunately, I could not as much as I wanted to be. my I'll be 100% honest with you guys. like My was
05:24:30
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my my plan for life was Joined the military. i knew what I wanted to do. Couldn't do what I wanted to do. so i had to kind of change trajectory.
05:24:43
Speaker
Injuries. Bullshit like that. I couldn't join the military. But I love our vets. My dad's a vet. You guys know the story behind my dad and I. But I love my dad.
05:24:55
Speaker
Regardless of all the bullshit. My dad was a vet. Both of my grandfathers were vets. Some of my closest friends were vets. I've lost friends that were in the military.
05:25:07
Speaker
i am a huge supporter of our military, of our veterans. I feel like you guys are not treated the way you should be treated. um So, you know, i want to legitimately get behind and do some charity stuff for our vets, 22 a day.
05:25:26
Speaker
i would love to get behind Toys for Tots, which is the Marine thing. You guys know about that. But, Esso, I'm sorry about that, brother. I mean, um all I can say is I'm sorry, man. I really... I have a very good friend of mine. I have a very good friend of mine. I don't know if that's the funeral that he had, but I'm just saying I've already gone to four of those this this year that were... have a very good friend of mine from I got a lot of friends that are ODing.
05:26:03
Speaker
Yeah, i got a very good friend of mine yeah from my who was a Marine. And about a year after we got out high school, was killed in action.
05:26:15
Speaker
And, you know, like, the Marine Corps holds a special spot for me. A lot of friends, lot of family that were in the Marine Corps. Y'all sons of bitches, y'all catch a lot of shit.
05:26:33
Speaker
The Marine Corps is the most badass. cory mc what we're here for him One grandfather was Army. Another grandfather was Air Force. but not yeah But I will say, as far as the branches go, the biggest branch of supporters here on this bullshit-ass network that I have. My parents met the Air Force. Okinawa.
05:26:56
Speaker
no like I know. I've stationed Okinawa twice, man. That's what, before they adopted me. Here's a 30 second, fun Glick, I appreciate what you're saying, man. No, go ahead.
05:27:08
Speaker
No, no, you're good. I appreciate you're saying. So the first time that I got stationed in Okinawa, which is an Air Force base, right? lot of people don't realize that because it's usually, you hear Marines talking about Okinawa.
05:27:21
Speaker
There were fucking signs, and this is real. I'm not making this shit up to be funny. But, fuck. On the Air Force side of the base. There were signs stuck in the fucking grass that said, Marines, don't walk on the fucking grass.
05:27:40
Speaker
It was funnier if you were there. but there so yeah Okay, okay i need I need some context to that. So basically where I was going. they They were meticulous about keeping the grass trimmed and looking nice and everything on the Air Force side of Okinawa.
05:27:57
Speaker
So, you know, us Marines are unruly and shit, right? o right They put signs on the grass so we didn't walk on their pretty grass and fuck it up. Oh, yeah. don't That's where I was going with the Marines.
Workplace and Military Life Humor
05:28:09
Speaker
I love you guys. You guys are our people. All the Marines who have come up on the shows or been in the chat, like you guys are our fucking people, man. The Marines are our fucking people, man. I love you guys. You guys are you guys are awesome. now like Now, check this out, Sarge.
05:28:28
Speaker
I work for Toyota-based company, and they'll tell us when like the Japanese are coming, and they always tell us, don't look at them.
05:28:36
Speaker
Do what? every time they can Godzilla! Godzilla! or you ah Yeah, every time like every time the high-ranked Japanese people come to the Toyota company I work for, they'll come around all us peon workers and be like, now if they walk by you, don't look them in the eye. Just put your head down.
05:28:53
Speaker
i'm just like um on the right mother i'm the world famous sir pat and i don't give a shit yeah that girl but yeah i love that attitude too or well that's like one time i got fired from a a fire from a toyota company because one of them was like i don't know where we're gonna put this plant and just jokingly you know my sense of humor is dark and i was like well we cleared you a big spot out in 69 And yeah, I got fired. Yeah, on the spot fired too. Are you working for Toyota again? subcompany. I'm not allowed on the Toyota Toyota property.
05:29:33
Speaker
The Mac is back. Jump over to the Nonsensical Network on YouTube. Drop a follow our way and the link is in the chat and then you can come up on panel if you'd like.
05:29:45
Speaker
Oh, shit. Mac was hanging out with us last night. he's good you but you're you're you're you're on the You're on the wrong channel, bro. That's why you can't see the link. that's why i mean, it's not the wrong channel. It's just not the channel with the link.
05:29:57
Speaker
I mean, you're on the wrong channel. If you're not on the nonsensical network, you're on the wrong YouTube channel. my God. If want to get raped by a Sasquatch in the woods, then you're on the wrong channel. Oh, oh, oh, oh, buddy. Look, we're monetized. You can't say that word.
05:30:11
Speaker
You got to say great. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I genuinely am sorry. I didn't mean this. Look, just because you put the cool hat on don't mean you can say shit you ain't supposed to. I know. yeah i got you big I got too big for my britches for a minute. I'm sorry. but now that's that good to your head The big rap song he was in.
05:30:31
Speaker
he got what Like I told you guys, I wasn't lying at all. Like I said, I'd been on this YouTube for five and a half years and I've tried different, you know, genres, different things. And,
05:30:45
Speaker
I started live streaming and to be honest with you, after doing it for three and a half years, I just, I wasn't having fun with it anymore. And when I got on with you guys, I, I actually started having fun again. And my, my thing that I like to do is comedy.
05:30:58
Speaker
I have no filter on my comedy. I like doing funny videos and stuff. And when we were talking about the, the rap thing last week, you know, when they were kind of giving me and you Jedi a little shit. So I went in and I made the fucking world's best rap song with me and you. Yeah.
05:31:14
Speaker
Hell yeah. well I want to. but And then I got it. Yeah. And I got another one called hot dogs are for the homeless. Okay. i want to see it. what Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to see the one. with the Let's go. I need to see. them Oh man. I've been having, I've been having so much fun getting back to my roots.
05:31:31
Speaker
Put it up there, bro. If you go to my lounge and live stream page, I don't know how Jedi, you think I know how? I don't know how to do anything either. that's why i think that's why we get along. so's neither You just type lounge and laugh live stream into YouTube. That's what I do. and It's my own channel.
05:31:49
Speaker
wowge I know, right? That's what I do with my channel too. okay How dare it? Just go to the show. Thank you, sir. if No, I mean, in all honesty, the the nonsensical the nonsensical network and hanging out with all you guys, it took me back to my roots and told me that, you know, hey,
05:32:09
Speaker
I don't want to do something that I'm unhappy doing. I'm going to start doing something that, you know, I love doing and I like making the funny comedy spoof videos and stuff like that. I've gotten back into that. I'm having a blast doing it. Lounge lo and laugh live stream. That's your channel. s sir pat Yep. there yes sir at night There we go.
05:32:29
Speaker
Okay. i think I'm already subscribed. Good. Okay. So you have a video that has a rap song. Oh yeah, dude. I made a couple. and I got another one coming out tomorrow. yeah It's just, it's a comedy album. yeah that ah Oh my God. Okay. Okay. I got to leave for a minute. Cause I got to watch this.
05:32:47
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I didn't even know you did that. I have, I must see this. Oh, you're going to love it.
05:33:05
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All right. Sir Pat not here on the nonsensical network. Uh,
05:33:10
Speaker
How's everybody doing tonight? Oh. And he's back. Well, you got left by yourself, dude. ah That's not the first time. Normally, there's women around when it happens.
05:33:26
Speaker
Yeah, my bad. I want to take a piss and grab some more beverages. No, you're all right. Like I said, dude, I owe you guys a lot, man. Like I said, I just, I was to that point where I just, I wasn't having fun and being on here, man, I started having fucking fun again and I've i've enjoyed it.
05:33:42
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thought you went to go touch your wife.
05:33:46
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Oh man, he checked out. Dude, that's great. Like I said, dude, you guys. the background What's going on? I've been having fun.
05:33:59
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No, I'll tell you what, man. I'll tell you what. If this network ever ceases to just ah exist, it's it's because I'm not having fun anymore.
05:34:12
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But i don't think that's ever going to happen because, ah you know, Wally has great guests. um I'm fortunate enough that I have some amazing guests on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Plus, on Saturday fucking nights, like, we do this shit.
05:34:27
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and and and And like, I don't think I'll ever stop having fun doing this. Well, what happened with me was my co-host who I had, man, when we when I first started, I had a channel called Unscripted Chaos Live. and my job told me that the shit we were doing wasn't right for the face of their place.
05:34:48
Speaker
And tried to make me quit doing it. Well, then he stopped. And when he stopped, I'd had this vision in my head that now's what I'm going to push, you know, because I was, i was upset. I mean, in all honesty, I was filled off anger and I was like, okay, I'm going to push no matter what.
05:35:04
Speaker
And when I started pushing real hard, I started just trying to do everything everybody else was doing that was going big. I thought that was going to be it. And yeah i just, I lost, i lost my sense of home, my sense of creativity, but I was just so damn determined that no matter what, I was going to keep doing it. first The smartest thing ever heard on here was just be yourself, dude.
05:35:29
Speaker
And that's what, man, I like making the funny green screen videos, the funny songs. Being somebody else is all I'm going to go. My stand-up comedy, but I just, i let that anger and that hate, you know, and I'm i'm a happy-go person, as you guys can see, you know, I'm one of those guys who if wake up today, great fucking day.
05:35:46
Speaker
But I used to not be, and that part of me came back. And it came back stronger than ever. And when it did, it just, it ate me up inside, in all honesty. But I got on here that one night and man, when I got on here, I was like, you know what?
05:36:03
Speaker
In all honesty, they have a great live stream. It's greatly put together. I'm going to roll on Saturday night with these guys if they'll let me. And you know what? I'm going to go back to doing what I do.
05:36:15
Speaker
And that's making comedy videos, doing standup comedy. Like I said, it's hard for me to do standup comedy because my standup comedy has to be something that I shoot on YouTube. So when I shoot something on YouTube live on my comedy, it's 45 minutes to an hour of just rolling off the top of my head.
05:36:31
Speaker
We don't have any places around here that have a comedy show or a comedy place. Yeah.
05:36:40
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I mean, you'd have to travel like three, four hours to go to a standup mic night. yeah Yeah. and then ah So hydration, very important. Also, chocolate.
05:36:55
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I mean, if she's asleep, I hate to bring it to you, but well ah that's consent.
05:37:07
Speaker
It's not raved if you yell surprise. You've been to prison too, huh, my friend? yeah I said that the other day. The guys at work looked at me like I was at Lunatic. And I'm like, yeah, nobody else has been in prison except me. You've been a prison gli and a holley stuff all he said to i i said you're going get something.
05:37:29
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Also, low dog and a ball cap. That was kind of a weird look, but I dig it. ah Big Mac. You got that deep-ass southern accent. Where are you from, man?
05:37:44
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Washington.
05:37:48
Speaker
now hanna like you have youre fucking line no I'm from Which part of Louisiana are you in?
05:38:05
Speaker
Not the Togue.
05:38:08
Speaker
I mean, you ought to be like, I'm from fucking Shreveport. Like, here's my address. But like, Hey, I'm from North Louisiana. Shreveport ain't far. Yeah. You got that. You got that. You got that Southern job born and raised, weren't you?
05:38:23
Speaker
Nope. Oh, really? Nope. It's even worse. I grew up in Arkansas.
05:38:33
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Well, you could have said Texas. so I could have. I could have lied to for a reason. Ain't nothing but spears and queers in Texas. Jedi, I think like i mute it buddy Jedi look like you wanted Jeff Dunham's puppets right now. God damn it. i You know what?
05:38:55
Speaker
Thank you for letting me know. because Sometimes I hit the mute button i don't even realize. You'll have to excuse Jedi. He's Canadian. but you You gotta excuse that shirt that fucking Glicks wear. Oh shit. Here we go. Jedi. I had to go to the backwards hat so the Jedi was on his own island. You took your cool hat off?
05:39:21
Speaker
I'm the one now. We're left out. We're left out. Let me see where the backwards hat. I had a gray one, a green one, and a blue one on. Let me see where backwards hat on.
05:39:36
Speaker
Do it. That's a good look for you, though, man. The scully looks good on you, bro. Don't ever... Don't ever, like, i second guess it or anything that that looks good on you. I'm going to have to go get my other hat. Shit, I thought we had a Muslim that joined us. Okay, you know I love seeing people with backwards hats because it just it brings back the 90s vibes, and that's where I look. Sarge looks intimidating. I'm kind of scared right now. I'm glad I'm on camera. Sarge is going to break your fucking knee down. If wear this hat, like, where is hookers?
05:40:14
Speaker
Yeah, like if I wear my hat, or frontwards, and I have no eyes. and got no eyeballs. I'm just a bear. Sarge looks like if somebody owed me money, that's who I'd call to go get it for me. Guido, you motherfucker. This is is usually at the barbecue.
05:40:32
Speaker
I'd show up like this, and by the end of the night, I'm like this at the barbecue because I'm fucking it. I i like crooked caps. This is how I like it. I would make a cap all crooked, and people are like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm like, this feels right.
05:40:47
Speaker
If if i I'm looking like this, At a barbecue or an outing, you know I'm fucked up.
05:40:55
Speaker
It's also stress level. It's kind of like a polite way of letting people know. It's also stress level. If you're at work and you're at work like this, and by the end of the day, you're like... Yep. Yes, Yep. That's how I start every day at work, Mac. I start every day at work like this. the end of the day, that bitch's sitting on the top. It's like, I gotta go home. Yeah, yeah. It's like it's like as the stress builds throughout the day, your hat goes up higher.
05:41:32
Speaker
i usually I usually get right about here at work and people stop talking to me. They're like, nope. I'm going to talk to Clint because if we talk to him, he's going to let people know I have dealt with this much bullshit today. so Yeah, it's a bullshit leader.
05:41:50
Speaker
jo and yeah i See, that's how mine looked on quarter draft night. Fucking status up to date, man. yeah one one we man to touch his wife was that no Yeah, well, he said she fell asleep, and I was like, okay we and I told him that. I thought he just busted it out in three minutes and said, fuck it, I'm coming back. to well that's usually I was thinking maybe they were just maybe they were just doing it doggy, and he was texting while he was behind her.
05:42:22
Speaker
Got his laptop sitting on the smaller back. Why do you have to get off the line? was like, a okay scott i hear people watch just shake I watch fucking Saturday Night Lives.
05:42:36
Speaker
No, Scott. Oh my God. ah Scott, it why did you say somebody needs to check their DMs? We all know you mean fucking Glick, dude. Yeah. And you need to take your underwear, too. Glick just got another dick to the knee pick, man.
05:42:59
Speaker
hey he Buffalo build me from silence of the land. I am not going. wow. Did you put the lotion on your skin?
05:43:10
Speaker
said that earlier. Oh, no.
05:43:18
Speaker
Can't see it. Full screen. Oh, man. I know what scene that is full screen dumb as It's got to be with the robe on and shit.
05:43:30
Speaker
ye Well, there goes your monetization for this show tonight. He heard he heard me when I said I'd fuck myself.
05:43:39
Speaker
No, Scotto. No. You know, look I think you owe YouTube money at this point. That's how demonetized you are. You owe YouTube money.
05:43:53
Speaker
God damn it. I do owe YouTube money for that. Well, thank you guys for the super chats. um but They're all going to YouTube because of that picture. Yep, yep. He's in debt right now.
05:44:06
Speaker
horror ah ah Speaking of Super Chats, we've got 15 minutes. Send them Super Chats. The goal wasn't reached tonight, but because of the awesome people. Who the fuck is talking talking to you guys.
05:44:25
Speaker
and People who are watching. I don't know. Apparently, like, people are watching this stupid-ass show right now. I don't know. but now hu i find them left ask Bottom Left open door. minutes. Six hours. Pussy.
05:44:41
Speaker
All right.
05:44:44
Speaker
ah fifteen minutes six hours
05:44:49
Speaker
not fussy get I have two more beverages to drink. So I'm probably going to go. What up?
05:45:01
Speaker
What up all you thirsty bitches on TikTok? But no, I didn't talk to. I didn't talk to Jeff. yeah Wait, what? ah what I to Shaman last week. Apparently Shaman did not talk to you.
05:45:16
Speaker
Shaman was. Both Shaman and I were bloody fucked up last Saturday. Yeah, that was that was one of his drinking nights. Yeah. We were just having fun last Saturday night. I avoid him on drinking nights.
05:45:32
Speaker
I mean, I encourage him to drink. Who was I at? Oh, I was at my sister's birthday party.
05:45:38
Speaker
Is she sexy? She's got some big old titties, man.
05:45:55
Speaker
her make me these but cha's like twelve years older than me so her and her husband grew up like on the el than you cb radio crazy oh way out of an accident and i'm the fucking baby dude who dee her hand her hand on the cb was bubbles Was that your... we Hold on a goddamn second. missed a lot. Oh, your sister's got big old titties? I said, where was I last Saturday? And then I said, oh, that's right. I was at my sister's birthday party.
05:46:23
Speaker
Yeah, but then you said, she got big old titties? He said, she's good looking. I said, she's got big old titties. She's 12 years old. yeah I mean, okay, but that didn't answer the question.
05:46:34
Speaker
I'm an accident, dude. I told you guys, man. I was 12 years old before I realized my dad was fucking lying when he said I was born on I-75 or most accidents happen. just and Yeah. Shout out to MoDog's sister and her big old titties. What's up, bro? How you doing? I'm 61. She's 12 years older than me, and both my brothers are dead. Fuck them. MoDog's sister with the big old titties. You been with Sasquatch?
05:47:01
Speaker
You want to? I got my eight-year anniversary coming up on the 23rd. Those are jokes. Those are jokes. Mercy for what? mercy for what Kayla is way too territorial for that. Chaka, I love you, brother. Good night, man.
05:47:20
Speaker
Go... um go um Gear up for that next three minutes, Chaka. Keep being Puerto Rican awesome. Apparently, Chaka's in the same situation. i'm So, Zoot on the bottom left, Julian, when I was taking a piss and getting another beer. Who was that? I don't i don't i don't act what's up i don't think he's shocking anybody. she she That was just average for her.
05:47:41
Speaker
No, he's just going to go jerk off like I do.
05:47:46
Speaker
I didn't call into bed. and Wait, did you guys share strategic like ways of doing it? Masturbation. It's first time I've seen you, Nice meet you, brother.
05:48:00
Speaker
you know what so look je i've know them but yeah you know what actually is awesome i came up I came up because I heard somebody talking about military shit, and they all of a sudden stopped when I came up here.
05:48:12
Speaker
Were you a military guy? I was. yeah you that's but and That's what I had. He said he was, so he was not in the Marine Corps. He was not in the Marine Corps. Exactly. Yeah, it wasn't Marine Corps. No. i'm I don't need to say anything.
05:48:28
Speaker
You look look like a... I eat the fuck out of crayons, man. i hate Sarge is intimidating, isn't he? Sarge needs so many crayons. He shits rainbow every time. Thank you for your service, man.
05:48:41
Speaker
Big Mac, what branch were you in? I was a nasty girl. he was Navy. I didn't know that was a branch. i National Guard. National Guard. i um National yeah That's like military life.
05:49:01
Speaker
I'm just fucking with you, man. i did hey i went down I went to Afghanistan twice. went to Afghanistan twice. after I got my license in CPR.
05:49:14
Speaker
already did like two tours in Iraq Afghanistan and shit. And I was out at this point, right? I was fucking i was the manager of a call center, an IT call center. And this guy come up to me and he was like, no boss, I'm thinking about joining, man. i want you like you know i want you know Talk to me like give me some and shit.
05:49:31
Speaker
So I talked to him long, really long story short. He ends up joining the national guard. Cause he thought, well, that's safe. I'm still gonna be able to get college. Right. That mean no, and no, no, no. My story dog. with that du i So he was like so he he joined the national guard after he went to army bootcamp, came out, joined the reserves, right. Or the, or the national guard, like six months later,
05:49:59
Speaker
they deployed like all the national guard units in Kentucky to fucking Iraq. This motherfucker was like freaking the fuck out. I was like, dude, you know, like I, the like I, we can all talk shit against each other, right? All the, all the services. Cause we always give each other shit and it's all good. Right. But getting a bar fight, we'd all have each other's back. But that is some shit that does piss me off. Motherfuckers that joined just for the benefits.
05:50:22
Speaker
And then when they get called up, they're like, this is bullshit. and i'm No, motherfucker. It's not bullshit. You know, like, The only reason I got out was because I'm like... You know what you signed up for to a degree. like You're the reserve, but guess what? No, it's funny what he was saying about the dude who signed up for the National Guard. That's like literally my story.
05:50:41
Speaker
so I was already a plumber. Well, not licensed yet, but I've been my career for a couple years. yeah tried to go back to school I tried to go back to school and I worked for the plumber during the summer.
05:50:56
Speaker
Well, my second summer, my first summer I was like, well, all right, peace, gotta go back to school. You know, I'm going back to college. They said, no, your grades weren't good, good enough last year. So I got kicked and I'm um not living at home.
05:51:11
Speaker
So I got, I lost my schooling. I lost my apartment. I lost my job all on the same day. And I went to a Marine recruiting office and I was like, sign me up. I'm ready to go.
05:51:24
Speaker
we you go fucks and do I always wanted to be a Marine. You're a fucking dude. Perfect timing. so in The dude, finally, gaing he asked me, the recruiter, he asked me ahead i meanll he son he said he said, why do you want to be a Marine?
05:51:41
Speaker
it's What do he asked me after talking to me for like 30 minutes, why do you want to be a Marine? Dude, I didn't have an answer. I just broke down crying, dog. I'd have lost everything in like one day. so i broke down crying and he said, look,
05:51:55
Speaker
Go sleep. Come back in the morning. If you feel the same way, I'll sign you up. I went to sleep. I woke up the next morning and I went and signed up for the National Guard. Hey, no cap on that, man.
05:52:13
Speaker
It's the same story, dog. But... Oh, yeah, dude was shooting bricks, man. He was like, man, they just fucking activated all their fucking... I was like, yeah, no, heard. He was like, the fuck am I going to do? I'm like, you're going to your ass on the bus and go to the airport. That's what you're going to fucking do, man.
05:52:30
Speaker
Yeah. we did to a my My dad said if I would have signed up for the service with my mouth, i would have been killed by an American. wrong, motherfucker.
05:52:46
Speaker
danberg i've been That's part of Potter, I think, what makes me who I am. is Dude, you get put around. If you're in the military, you can put around a bunch of people who think different, but they all feel the same way. you know i mean? Like they, I don't know.
05:53:02
Speaker
It's a tight-knit group. You to fit in. Uh-oh, ladies and gents. I'm getting the time to get off signal. I got the anniversary on the 23rd. I want to keep her happy. look Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Pat.
05:53:15
Speaker
Pat, go get those three minutes in dude
05:53:19
Speaker
in, dude. work out, Sergeant. Oh, my God. It's a minute and a half, motherfucker. Okay. He's a sprinter. It's it's been eight years. Yeah. i watch i watched I watched the video that was in with you, man. That was cool shit, bro.
Gratitude and Farewell
05:53:38
Speaker
If I ever get divorced, I'm looking for somebody with a good insurance and something terminal. Yeah.
05:53:47
Speaker
He wants a life insurance policy. Damn it, Pat. It's annoying how much I like you. You guys have a great night. This is the world famous Sir Pat Knight signing off, baby.
05:54:01
Speaker
oh wrong computer. He just shut down his porn tab. Whoops.
05:54:12
Speaker
whoops Oh, damn. got get ready and wrap this bad boy up. I didn't know you could get cheese balls and singles. love Well, you calm down, Mac, okay? You calm the fuck down.
05:54:30
Speaker
And open your garage door. It won't open, dude. The batteries are dead. Oh, man. like they they They take quadruple A's and they don't make those in many places.
05:54:45
Speaker
yeah I got to get ready and wrap this shit up, man. yeah All right, fucker. Shut it down, bitch. I got to message you. I got to talk to you. Maybe I'll call you.
05:54:57
Speaker
Something. Don't forget we have each other's phone numbers. Is it better to be sergeant or to get sergeant twice and lose it both times? Yes. Facts.
05:55:09
Speaker
I wasn't here in the military that I said yes and Mo Dog said that. That validated my answer.
05:55:22
Speaker
Now, we do now get ready wrap this shit up. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out, man. appreciate all of you guys. Thank you guys for the super chat. Anybody who super chatted tonight, if you've got ready, up on the...
05:55:38
Speaker
on the social medias and i'm i'm gonna go against the rules jedi i'm gonna go against the rules uh-oh uh-oh we didn't break we didn't our goals we did not meet our goals tonight but anybody who super chatted tonight If you would like to, feel free to hit us up on the on the social medias. If you want to co-host on a show of your choice, let me know. We'll make it happen.
05:56:04
Speaker
i choose I choose next Saturday like I did this Saturday and Friday Saturday and every Saturday. You got to be here from the beginning. No. Okay.
05:56:17
Speaker
yeah i my maybe me Like, I mean, maybe. Maybe. Five, ten minutes into the show and then bring you up. As I make an asshole out of myself and then you got to come save me.
05:56:31
Speaker
You know what You know, actually, I would like to start a show with you sometime. The way me and Sean do it. It's time to drop the fucking. All right, fuck it. It's open. Everybody can come in now.
05:56:42
Speaker
Yeah, we've given up on the show already. So everybody. Oh, shit. That's a lie. I won't be here like the next three Saturdays. Oh.
05:56:53
Speaker
so you What? Next three Saturdays? and So we got a graduation party next Saturday. The following Saturday is 4th of July. i don't know. or Oh, no, I won't be here because we're going to Kayla's sisters for 4th of July Saturday. shit. I'm off the hook.
05:57:13
Speaker
And then the following weekend, we're ah we're on ah on a vacation with the kids. We're going up to lake for a four-day weekend. So, yeah. Mm-hmm. You better be giving a rocket call. I forgot that I'm going to be off for a goddamn month. Literally three weeks. Hey, Rock, I love you again. You're my best friend. I'll bring it up Tuesday and Wednesday night.
05:57:46
Speaker
I'll bring it up tomorrow night. All right. Well, you're shutting it down. I'm going drop, man. Happy Father's Day you guys. Enjoy the rest week. Father's Day, MoDog. Happy Father's Day, ladies and out. a Good to see you. want to talk to you for a couple minutes.
05:57:59
Speaker
yeah and Yeah. So. Okay. Yeah. If you need to call me, glick just give me a buzz, man. I'll be up. Yeah. We'll do. Later. Thank for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you're not ready, go ahead and check out the network, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
05:58:14
Speaker
Make sure you check out this guy right here, this beautiful son of a bitch right beside me. Lazy Jedi every Friday night. pointing the wrong way. I'm not. Oh, no. Beautiful son of a bitch right here. Lazy Jedi every Friday night, 9.30 p.m. Eastern time on the Lazy Shaman Show. Go show those guys some love.
05:58:36
Speaker
Thank you guys for super chat. Thank you guys for watching. And enjoy just a snippet, because I got to end this in six hours, just a snippet of the brand new nonsensical nonsense intro song.
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