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Glick's Comedy Lounge: Kim Wadsworth
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Chaos is on the menu tonight!! Join Glick's Comedy Lounge tonight as Glick sits down with comedian Kim Wadsworth for laughs,wild stories,and plenty of comedy Nonsense. You never know where the conversation will go... but it's guaranteed to be a good time Comedy Unleashed
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Welcome to Glick's Comedy Lounge
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over chair, grab a drink, settle in Tonight's where the stories and the nonsense begin
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Comics and friends, yeah, the mic's turned on.
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Half the jokes playing, half totally wrong. Backstage stories, things we shouldn't say, we're gonna laugh about them anyway.
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Hey, welcome to Glick's Comedy Lounge, where the jokes go wild and the laughs get loud.
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Pull up seat, stay all night long Tell a crazy story, sing along to the song Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Tell us how went down Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa At Glitch Comedy Lounge Guests on the couch with wild tale to tell From the road, the stage, or a barroom, hell The crowd's getting loud and the stories get strange Every single night the chaos rearranges
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No scripts here, just the truth and the laughs And maybe a roast if you cross Glick's path Hey, welcome to Glick's Comedy Lounge Where the jokes go wild and the laughs get loud
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Sing along to the song
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Late nights, news nights, stories all around. You're hanging out tonight at Glick's Comedy Line.
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to Glick's Comedy Line.
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Pull up a seat, stay all night long Tell a crazy story, sing along to the song
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What's going on everybody? Happy Wednesday. Yeah, it is Wednesday. Holy crap. This has been the longest, shortest week of my life so far.
Introducing Kim Watsworth
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Anyways, welcome to Glick's Comedy Lounge right here on the Nonsensical Network, a little comedy unleashed.
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to Follow us and tell your friends about and check out all the shows man. There's on the content on here. You're bound to find something you like or don't like.
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And then you can tell us how much I don't care. um But no, we do appreciate y'all listening in and hanging out and following us. What up, Daniel? I see in the chat. How you doing? But enough about us. Enough about me. We're here for the comedy. And I am by no means a comedian.
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Don't claim to be one. But the cool thing about me is I get to hang out with some super funny comedians like the very funny, very talented, Kim Watsworth. What's going on?
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Hey, what's going on, man? Appreciate you coming up and hanging out with me tonight. Taking a little bit of time out of your out of your evening or day. I'm not quite sure the time difference. I never know.
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ah An hour. I'm an hour behind you. Okay. I always just tell people, like, make sure people understand. I'm in Eastern time zone. So however that works for you.
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um No, I do appreciate you coming up and hanging out. I've been really enjoying this show. It's a newer show here on the network. And ah shout out to to not only you, but all the other comedians. You guys.
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uh what did the you know you kicked the doors down uh wanting to be a part of this show and i've been having a lot of fun i didn't know where it was gonna go i'm just a fan in of comedy so with it i've discovered a lot of new comedians that i like and and hopefully you know you guys are busy enough that you get to make it out to the midwest and or if we decide to go on a road trip and we can see out on the road sometime yeah that's cool um i I, as close as I've gotten to doing comedy in Ohio is I did a ah show at in Erie, Pennsylvania.
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That's kind of... It's a little bit away. just Just a little... It's right up the road a couple hours. wait Yeah, a couple hours away. Neat place.
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Neat comedy scene there for sure. Erie, I've only been there once and it's like, want to go back. It's it's a really cool... kind of hidden gem up there on Lake Erie.
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Yeah. So, um, and I don't know if you're supposed to drink the water there. I don't know. I don't know how that goes. I wouldn't drink the water anywhere within like a hundred miles ish of, of Lake Erie.
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Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's a, that's it. Like you're all of Lake Erie. Shout out to anybody in the, on the, on the coastline or the lake line, not the coastline.
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Uh, You are a special breed of people and we love you. For sure. For sure. I went there one winter and and there were people, you know, the it it gets cold up there and it starts freezing and and there's people on there with snowmobiles and doing all kinds of crazy junk on the water. And i'm like, ain't no way.
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I mean, it looks solid, but no. I'm not going to risk it. I'm not running the, you know, born and raised in Ohio. Used to the cold, used to the winter, but even just regular ponds and lakes, you know, I'm a little hesitant. yeah I still hate the cold in the winters, but but I'm still, i let alone up on Lake Erie because certain areas of Lake Erie are all year round are just nasty, choppy waves. and it'll I can't imagine getting
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drop down underneath a block of ice with that water underneath um it. so It'd be my luck. I'd get out there and start feeling myself and be like, Oh yeah, look at me. I'm way out here in the middle. And all of sudden you hear that. three them <unk> very Distinct noise.
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What up? Mo dog.
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Wait, did team USA win today? or have they played yet? don't know. I don't know.
Kim's Comedy Journey
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Shut up. i hate my I hate my panel. I hate my chatterbox sometimes. They like to mess with you. That's cool, though. Yeah. That's how you know they like you.
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Mm-hmm. Just right off the right off the bat, um how long have you been doing this this comedy thing? started in, what, 2017? So this the ninth year
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this is the ninth year Oh, wow. um it's It's been a wild wild ride. you know they ah I don't think you start getting your footing real good until you... You got to start talking in your own voice. so yeah i don't I don't think I started doing that. I was that's probably about five years four or five years in before I really started hitting my stride.
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um The first four years was just really bad practice, practice everywhere. um But yeah, i think ah I think once you find your voice, you you start running every all your jokes through your your your point of view, um it changes. And it changes like all of a sudden, and you're like, oh, crap, people are laughing a whole lot more. You can actually sustain laughter. you know in the beginning, you're getting onesies, twosies, little giggles and laughs and groans here and there.
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And then when you start refining your your art um and you can hold a room for 30, 45 minutes an hour, it's way different. It's just, it's pretty incredible after that.
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Yeah, that's, I think and this is something that we've talked a lot about with different musicians I've had on. and And even now with the comedy, rolling into the the comedy sector, I think that's the biggest thing. It's just finding out who you are as a comedian in those first couple of years or whatever, unless you already, you know, and unless you're way ahead of the game, but, you know, finding that your voice, your niche, you know, what, what works for you. Yeah.
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But I mean, are you more like, real life, really you know, storytelling or do you do the, everything I, everything I say on stage comes from a real life experience. I'm not super good at telling these lengthy stories. Some people are so good at it and I'm like, Oh, I hate you. They're just so good at it.
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But I've tried to take a story. Like I've got a story from high school that is so hysterical that I've got this friend group that I've had for 40 plus years. And every time we go to any party and everybody's, you know, we got the beer in the hand, everybody's like, Hey Kim, tell that one story, you know, and and and they know the story. It's the story.
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And I tell the same story for 40 fricking years. And it's hysterical. And we laugh and we joke and we poke and the story just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And, um, I've tried to put that on stage and it does not work. It just does not work.
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It's not that it's not funny. It's a real life thing, but there's just an art. There's a, there's a way to build a story and make it funny. And I, I don't have quite that.
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I'm more observational. I'm going to tell you a little piece of my life and then I'm going to joke it up. I'm going to tag it and punch it and and tear it apart. That's yeah.
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yeah that that You're 100% right. there there is a so There is an art, especially in today's you know society. Unfortunately, we all have you know TikTok brain, so to say, and it's that yeah short attention span, and it's hard to do a lengthy story without throwing in, don't know, you got to have shiny objects or something to to draw people back in, but there's there's comedians that can
The Science of Comedy
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do it. It's it's something special.
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yeah We got that 30 second brain. I mean, you got to grab somebody in the first few seconds and then you got to keep them for 30 seconds and 30 seconds should be your payoff. I mean, that's that's my opinion. That's what works for me.
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That's not the right way for everybody. Some people are just innately so funny that they're just oozing. They're just oozing humor. They just step on stage and it's just blah.
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I got to work a little bit harder at it, but. But i' I've taken, you know, that people think this is cheating, but I took a lot of classes in 2020. When the world was shut down, I took a lot of Zoom classes.
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I learned how to write. I read books on comedy. And there's there there's a reason that we laugh. It is a science. It's been studied since since the beginning of acting and theater and all that kind stuff. It's been studied.
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And there's a reason that we laugh, and there's only certain reasons we do laugh, and something that triggers that laughter. And you kind of write to that.
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So you start off with your premise or your joke. I write things backwards. i write I usually come up with the joke first from something dumb that's happened to me in my life, and I go, that would be a funny joke.
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And that usually becomes the punchline, and then I write it backwards. But... oh It's, a there's just, you got to put some switches and some misdirects and some stuff in there that just brings people in and makes them laugh. Yeah. yeah yeah and I mean, I think that's, ah you know. It's the same thing with music.
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With music, you got to have a hook. It's your comedy hook, you know. It's the reason that somebody taps their toe and sings the song. It's the same thing. People, believe it not, people will go up and leave your comedy show And they'll go say, oh, my gosh, I saw this comedian, and this was a joke. they And they're going to tell it, right? Because you don't ever just repeat a joke, right? But they're going to be laughing, and the friends gonna be going to going, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
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yeah And then they'll be they coming to the show. Yeah, you you had to be there. You know what? that yeah You're doing a show tomorrow night, but go buy tickets. Yeah, that's right.
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There you go. That's a good way to sell tickets too. When you guys leave tonight you try to tell your friends and you ruin my jokes, just remember I'm here tomorrow night. So tell your friends to come and sit down there. That's actually great to end a show like that. Hey, come see me tomorrow night and bring your friend because when you tell the joke, it's not going to be good. There you go. No, it's no' it's ah it's it's a it's it's uh man going to see live comedy a as a fan is it's it's such a great experience because you know like you said there's a reason why we laugh why we want to be scared why we you know when it comes to theater movies comedy whatever but there's nothing better than you know to end a hard week go see a comedy show especially if the comedian is really enjoying themselves and and and It's different from a musician who's going to be running all over the stage and jumping off of speakers and doing backflips and stuff like that.
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But you still have to have a stage presence. Yeah. ah how but You've been doing it for a little while now. I'm sure the first time you got up on stage was a little nerve wracking. So i I have a theater background. so Okay.
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and i'm And I'm not... scared to give a speech i'm not scared of public speaking like most people uh so that never bothered me the thing that it took me a long time to do comedy i didn't start doing comedy till i was 50. so it uh it took me a long time to i don't know if it was getting up the nerve because i always knew i was funny i mean i was the kid that was getting everybody in trouble in school all the time i all my reports were like talks too much you know no no no yeah so um i always knew i was funny but
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I guess it was a fear too. One was a fear of, can I make money doing this because I've got to have money to live. And the second thing is, am I funny? am i fun Does that translate to the stage?
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I'm funny out here, but am I funny up there? And I really, when I went to that first open mic and after I'd taken a little tiny class on kind of like a little bit of joke structure, very little joke structure,
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And I wrote a handful of jokes and I went to the open mic and I thought it would just be silence, crickets or whatever. And it wasn't. And as soon as somebody laughed for the first time, it's like, it's like a shot. It's like, give me another one.
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Give me another one. i got And it's a drug, man. um And even when they didn't laugh, even if, you know, the joke wasn't written correctly or whatever and they didn't laugh, it didn't land, it didn't hurt.
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Like I thought it would hurt. i was I just went on to the next joke. That's the part that I thought was going to crush my ego. And I'm like, I'll never do this again. And that's that's not what happened.
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It's just like, oh, okay, well, I'm up here now. might as well just stay up here and finish this crap that I got to give you. yeah And I think, and and please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I think that's the great thing about open mics.
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You know, people go to them. Most of them, and you know, I've been to you know quite a few myself. Most of them are in bars or breweries or something like that. You might have, you know, 20 people there. 15 of them are doing something else and then the other five are, you know. So it's like if I shit the bed, I shit the bed.
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I'm just up here trying to practice, lock my skills in. And if I get a few laughs, awesome. Yeah. So open mics are a really good tool, especially when you're very first doing this and learning how to write jokes and see what lands. After a while, you you can write a joke and go, oh, that's a good joke. And you pretty much know in your point of view, with your act outs, with your stage presence, that joke is going to hit. you You just pretty much know it.
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And if it doesn't, you you learn to rewrite stuff on the fly, kind of. I mean, you just you're in mid-sentence, something doesn't hit, you know, your tag's not going to work, so you kind of rewrite it in your head as you're going.
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and And that works a lot. But somebody said um that you don't go to open mics to win open mic. Yeah. You don't go to open mics to be the best comedian at an open mic.
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Because comedians are going to just sit there and laugh at their bros and be like, oh, that's so cool, bro. Oh, you told another dick joke. That's so cool, bro. And Because there's not a lot of women there.
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I did write a poem about it. And do it at an open mic one time. in the Anyway, that didn't maybe go off as good as I thought it would. But anyway, yeah you go to an open mic and you bring your new material in there and you work it.
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And sometimes that means you tell the joke. And if if you don't get a reaction, maybe you tell that same exact joke with the other punchline or a different way or you reword it. And you you may tell that joke 15 times.
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I got three minutes up here. and when You're going to hear it 15 times. The same joke. Let's see what one you want. And then just move on. Just go. You know, you don't need three minutes. Maybe you you need to just tell that one joke and hit the bricks. Go go do something else.
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If you're at an open mic. From the time you get there needing to work on stuff, drinking 15 beers and then closing the place down, ah maybe you're there for the party.
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Yeah, right?
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And it's great place. like you know you You said it a few minutes ago. It's a great place for people. like I like to think I'm pretty funny, but I'm not getting up on stage and telling jokes. I'm not that funny. I'm not built that way. you can't.
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I can. I've got to get a reminder for public speaking. There's that. yeah Well, you know, and the thing is, like you said, open mic, you're at a bar, you're at a brewery, you're at a pizza joint.
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Everybody's talking. You're trying to talk over. you lead You leave their horse because you're screaming over a crowd of people. even if you got a microphone You're still screaming to see just to be heard a little bit. And nobody gives a shit that you're up there trying to talk. They don't care. They're having a conversation. they're They're disciplining their kid. They're chasing their chasing her waitress down, whatever.
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ah They're spilling drinks everywhere. It's cool. But that is what that helps you more than anything. Because whenever you go to a club and you have a captive audience and somebody is actually paying attention to you, and you're like, oh, shit, this is easy.
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Yeah, it's ah it's it's it's practice. you know It's like ah yeahp know whether you're an athlete or you know if you're a mechanic or whatever you do, it's practice.
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yeah and and and And like you said, you know it'll help you work out jokes. If you're struggling with a joke, and you can get up there and go, well, that, you know, these five didn't work, but this punchline did. um I, you know like I said, I enjoy going when I get the opportunity to, and I think it's a, I think it's a great tool for upcoming comics or even comics that have been around for a little bit and they want to try new material.
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Right.
Comedy Challenges and Ethics
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Oh, absolutely. i've I've got, I've got a contest coming up and I've got, I've got a couple of new jokes and I'll be going next Tuesday to the, to the local open mic so that I can,
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I can see which way it lands better. i've got I've written it two different ways. and I'm like, yeah I think I know, but why not throw it out there and see?
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Yeah, fuck it. she You can also play claim to it. You know you can say, yeah this is my joke. Yeah. Nobody out there trying to steal jokes. This is mine. Yeah, this one's mine.
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Have you ran into that a lot? People trying to you know so steal or borrow parts of joke from from you? I've had one joke um pretty recently, actually, that I was on a show with somebody and I'm just sitting there going, huh,
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That's my joke. Okay, I won't tell that one tonight, but that's definitely, that was definitely mine. also um and But there's something called, what's it called? Universal thought or what's it called? Parallel thinking. there's you know there I'm a firm believer that there are there are no new thoughts. There's no new ideas. It doesn't matter if it's an invention, a song, oh and anything that's a creative outlet or idea, there's nothing new.
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ah The words that we use to describe that same thing that somebody else has going on, that's what makes it different. So, I mean, at the end of the day, we're all telling the same jokes.
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We're just using different words. I mean, we're all telling the same jokes. We talk about our love life. We talk about dating. We talk about our kids being brats. We talk about our husband being a dick. We talk about, you know, the traffic, the airport, the blah, blah, blah, cafeteria food, whatever it is. We're all talking about the same shit.
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Yeah. How many, I mean, how many people have a two o'clock in the morning drunk Taco Bell story? and A lot. I don't, I don't do that one, but, uh, but a lot of people do.
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i mean march long enough You'll, you'll, you'll be like, you'll be like number 40 out of 42 people going up there to tell jokes and 40 of them had a Taco Bell late night. Um, This how you know comedy's going well. I'm eating a bean burrito in the Taco Bell parking lot at 2 a.m.
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They got that same joke. Yeah, exactly. no I got to say, you know to use one of your jokes on a show that you're on, that's kind of a ballsy move.
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Yeah, it was caught me off guard because it's not it hadn't happened to me. in this This was just a few months ago. and I'm like, what? What did you just do?
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And we just thought we we we talked about the the person I gave feedback to. Yeah. It was that person. I'm like, oh, no, I'm literally traveling together out of town. And I'm like, oh, what?
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OK. Oh, no. That makes me worse. It's not like we had a bunch of people on the show. There were two of us, you know. Yeah. ah Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that is that is a old blooded move right there. Like, man, what a set of brass ones. And it was, it was a joke about my kid. And the the crazy part about it is it was almost word for word. And i'm like, damn it.
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now i just have to take all the jokes about my kid and and put them over here somewhere and not use those jokes because i'm not going to come back in and go oh yeah speaking of kids i got one too that's sort of like what she said yeah almost exactly what she said i'm just i just i'll just repeat what she said no Yeah, like but almost work. It's crazy. All crazy similar. we We live almost the same life with our kids. Yeah.
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Yeah. yeah it's It's wild to me. I mean, but yeah, like you said, I mean, now that's a totally different subject. You know, that's a totally different move right there. But, you know, we all have a lot of similar experiences. Oh, yeah. yeah there's There's very few people like, you know, i want i won't and we brought up storytellers, and I think one of the best storytellers out there, maybe one of the best to do it, is Kreischer.
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And nobody can repeat the the machine story. That's a one-of-a-kind. Like, you can't repeat the Russian mafia story any way, shape, or form.
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I love Brian Regan's emergency room story. it It's hilarious. It's funny. he's is ah There's a guy. I'm going to get you his name.
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He does like a 10-minute bit on beavers. And it is hysterical. Hey, that's me. Yeah. Hey, well that's me. All right. That's awesome. That's my lovely girlfriend and producer.
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She's going to make sure she gets links in there. Awesome. Awesome. Wait, you got it. I'm going to get this the comedian that talks about beavers. Yeah. He's got a... Ryan Regan is a guy that I always seem to forget about.
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And then I'll see him in town or something. I'm like, oh, I fucking love him. Who's that, Ryan Regan? Yeah. He does this thing with his mouth that is hysterical. When he's telling a story, he does that home thing. Yeah. And it cracks me up. And it's that's his act out. Because I...
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i learned that uh you don't even have to say words sometimes to get a laugh yeah sometimes it's a facial expression and sometimes it's a pause and and what i one of my favorite things to do is to talk about something that's a little naughty i haven't like crossed any lines i'm not talking about anything explicit or anything like that but it's it's on the it's on the edge of being a little bit risque And then I look at somebody directly in their eyeballs and I just pause.
The Art of Crowd Work
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And then after I'm done with that pause, I'll go I mean, you feel me, right? You make it, make it up. I just love it. I just love it. Um,
00:29:11
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that's That's awesome. Ah, so that brings me different. This is one thing I've really ah I've enjoyed getting all the different opinions and and opinions are allowed here I'm not gonna yell at you for having an opinion The the crowd work ah aspect of comedy you see it on social media and you know it gets clicks and views and likes and everything like that You know some some you know What up, Matt Reif? I'm going to shit on you again this week. His work is funny, but his actual stand-up, is in my opinion, yeah it's it's it's mediocre at best.
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but um and And I'm no expert. I don't get to tell people what is or isn't funny. It's just in my personal opinion. Everybody's got an opinion about it, for sure. But it seems... like you know it's It's kind of become a double-edged sword for for you guys because ah A, crowds expect it, and B...
00:30:05
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Crowds think they have to be involved in the comedy.
00:30:11
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It's hard. Anytime you talk to the audience, you welcome them into your conversation. So now if you've said something to the audience, like, what do you do for work?
00:30:27
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Now that person talk to me. Now that person not going to stop talking to me just because I move on from that subject. Yeah, because I've invited him into the conversation or them in the conversation. They're going to keep on talking.
00:30:38
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no no no I'll be five, six minutes off that subject and they're going to yell at me again. They're going say something again because that's what I've i've allowed that. I've lost a little bit of control over what's going on. So I personally like to let things happen extremely organically because people will blurt out something or whatever. And then I can make a comment on that.
00:30:58
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But unless you're super good at crowd work, you know exactly what's about to happen. or you can limit those responses to, like, there's two known responses. These are the only two responses there ever could be to this question, you know, and you have a joke for both of those things, either A or B is going to happen.
00:31:21
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Then you can start weaving that into crowd work, and it makes it really successful, and it makes it look like it's just right off the cuff when you already knew what you were going to say. Mm-hmm. But I've had things happen very organically and they're very funny in the moment. I've had audiences come back at me with something that I should have thought about as a punchline or a tag. And it just busts me up. And I, and I got to take a minute to just laugh.
00:31:43
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Yeah. I've got, I got my t-shirt idea from a lady in the audience because she just blurted it out. And I went, I went, Thank you so much. I'm so glad this is being recorded right now. Note to self, make a t-shirt that says that. And and I did it. made 144 t-shirts that say exactly what she said. And I'm like, why didn't think about it? It was right there.
00:32:04
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and And she went bing and the light bulb went boom. And that's how it happened. So, you know, I don't, I do not love when the comedian starts talking down to the audience or making them feel dumb for saying something, you know,
00:32:22
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And it makes people not want to sit on the front row. Like if you've got a light audience, say you've got 20 people in ah in a room that sits ah seats 100. There's nobody sitting on the front row. Now you're talking to people about 25 feet back.
00:32:36
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Yeah. You can't see anybody because the you can literally only see the lights. You can literally only see the front row. Yeah. you can't see anybody past the front row and people think you can because you're you'll be hearing something going what where'd that come from you know yeah way back there i can't see you i'm the complete opposite i i'm all i'm 100 down to be right up front not that i want to be a show i just want to sit up front you know yeah but people are intimidated by it i and whenever i'm trying to talk people into moving up especially with a light crowd i'm like y'all want to just move up a little bit i have to go look i promise i'm not that comedian
00:33:14
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I'm not the ones you see on TikTok. I'm not. um I probably won't even talk to you. and if I do, I'm not going to be mean. I promise. um I'm not going to piss anybody off. Why? Why piss somebody off? Yeah. yeah A lot of times you only got one chance to get that person to come back and they're going to have a good time and they may come back to another comedy club. But a lot of people, it's their first time we even going to a comedy club. They may be they got some free tickets and they said, why not?
00:33:41
Speaker
and then they have a shitty time because you picked on them all day. how'd you get this beautiful lady here? You looking like, you know, you look, ever you know, he's not going come back.
00:33:52
Speaker
He will not come back. He's not. You're trying to steal his woman. You know? Yeah, you're trying to steal my woman. ain't coming back. I ain't coming back over here, no. You pick on her.
00:34:05
Speaker
coming back over and here no yeah i one if you pick on her Yeah, she's not going to laugh. And now he's in trouble. Yes. No, you just ruined his whole night. Because now he's not going to get any when he gets home. I mean, he's just drinking beers from nothing. He's just buying beers from nothing.
00:34:22
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yeah Now he's just trying to Get drunk and talk where he won't care about the ride home. Oh, man. La, la, la, la. Yeah.
00:34:33
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But Kayla says that she's terrified of sitting in the front row. I love sitting in the front row. Like I said, not because I want to be a part of the show. I just, I enjoy sitting there. And, you know, I i want to, you know, I want to see the comic.
00:34:46
Speaker
I want to hear the comic. You know you never know. Anything can happen on stage. Technical difficulties. Mike goes out. Whatever. I want to still be to hear You know, I've been at shows where the great, oh, Greg, Greg Giraudo, I think, he used to do the Comedy Central Roast. He was the roast master years back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
00:35:10
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We went to Funny Bone and we're in Columbus and some jerk off from in the back screamed OH. And, of course, everybody in the crowd, because, know, their special needs, the Buckeye fans, screamed IO.
00:35:24
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And he will it went on a half hour rant, just making fun of the fans, making fun of the college, making fun of the town. And it was hilarious. um But it was like, all you had to do is sit there, shut up and enjoy the show. Now you and your friends look like idiots. yeah i If I'm watching comedy, I want to watch it from the back of the room because I like to stand up and I don't want to be in anybody's way. But also I'm,
00:35:53
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i'm hard I'm a hard, I'm not a critic of anybody, but I watch it through a different lens. yeah And I watch And if you're real professional, I'm learning from you.
00:36:05
Speaker
And I'm learning what you're saying and why the audience is laughing. And I'm putting that into my file. Like, okay, that's what he said. That's why they laugh. And I'm trying to analyze everything you're doing. And it's terrible, but it's but it is what it is. So it's real hard to get me.
00:36:22
Speaker
And if you get me, I'll be the person that let in the very, very back going, ha. And if you hear that, you know, that's a funny damn joke. that's joke You got me. That's as much as you're going to get because I don't want to disturb the whole show. But just know that was funny to me.
00:36:38
Speaker
So I sent you the guy's beaver clip. His name Kirk. braun or whatever and he talks about beavers and he's it just goes on and on and on and that might not be the right clip but you can just look it up from there but he's it's a bit it's everything about beavers it's nothing nasty it's just the animal beavers mean he talks about everything from their tail to their teeth to i mean it's just
00:37:09
Speaker
But it's so funny. And it's just dumb. It's just dumb. It's dumb funny. just that No, I like the dumb funny. I am a fan of the dumb funny. But I'm a big dumb animal. It's 12-year-old funny. And love 12-year-old boy funny.
00:37:28
Speaker
and i and i love twelve year old boy bo i far Farts are funny. I still think farts and boogers are funny. That's funny to me. I don't care.
Humor in Everyday Life
00:37:37
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I'm very immature I'm dumb. I'm what can I say?
00:37:43
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I have said it I've said it a million times Guys boys men whatever we stopped maturing at about 14 years old because Dick jokes will always be funny bars will always be funny boobies will always make us smile. It don't matter. yeah How many times you see it?
00:38:03
Speaker
You can see the same boobies a thousand times. You can be with your wife for 30 years and see them and they're still going to make you smile every time. i Because in our heads, we're still a dumb 14 year old kid. Well, um'm um a dumb fourteen I'm a dumb year old kid too. i just ah
00:38:26
Speaker
Me and my son laugh about the goofiest stuff. And I think he's always surprised at what makes me laugh because I think he's so hysterical. He's so funny. my so My kid is so funny. And like, he'll go to tell me something.
00:38:42
Speaker
And I'll start to grin a little bit because it's I know it's coming. And he can't even get through it He starts laughing. And then we're both laughing. And it's like hell to get through the story because it's so funny. And we're both crying and laughing.
00:38:55
Speaker
And I'm like, And then ah after it's all done, I'll be like, that was so stupid. And he goes, oh no I know it, I know it, dumb, so dumb. i mean it Sounds like our Saturday nights here on the network. It's just a bunch of idiots on a panel on Saturday nights just screwing off.
00:39:13
Speaker
You know, we yeah we put the link in the chat and let anybody and everybody who wants to come up here and hang out with us. and it we usually in the night just I mean, we've all been laughing so hard. Our faces are hurting. Our stomachs are hurting. But yeahs it's so dumb.
00:39:28
Speaker
It's just dumb the dumb stuff is what makes it. It just makes it so much better. I was watching this comedian one time. I had an open mic. We were there was a bunch of us hanging out and they were so stoned. I mean, these guys were so stoned. They were like so stupid. I'm like, oh, my God, you guys are so stupid. What are you all doing right now? And they were just hot.
00:39:51
Speaker
Yeah. like okay All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. And they're like, well, you don't smoke weed. And I'm like, dude, no, not since the 80s. mean, i there's no way. i can't I can't possibly do it now. It used to have me licking my shoelaces back then.
00:40:03
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And so they go, listen, go get you some sativa and then sit down with your with your notepad and you'll write the best jokes you've ever written.
00:40:16
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I'm like, okay, all right. I'm going to touch y'all. I'll do it. So I didn't go smoke weed, but I and got some gummies. And I popped a gummy. And you know how gummies work, right? Have you ever done gummy?
00:40:27
Speaker
Yeah. well so And it doesn't hit you right away. So you do another gummy, right? yeah And then it hits you.
00:40:43
Speaker
So I got my notebook and I'm slobbering. I'm sitting there writing I'm laughing. Oh my God, this is, they are so right. This is the best shit ever. I'm just running and laughing, laughing. Oh my God, this is so good. I can't wait to tell these jokes. These are, this is funny. Oh shit, y'all are gonna laugh. This is so funny.
00:41:03
Speaker
And I got unhigh the next day. And I get my notebook out I go, I can't wait to, I can't wait to read these jokes. I'm gonna go right to the open mind. I'm gonna tell these jokes.
00:41:14
Speaker
And I start reading this, I'm like, This is literally the dumbest shit I have ever put on the paper. that part ah it so dumb was i I don't know where I came up with that stuff. You know, I'm like, so I don't I don't do anything. I just don't. I'm just so super on the straight whenever I go to clubs and stuff. I don't even I won't even drink a beer before I go on stage because I just I don't want to be inhibited in any way to just be wrong.
00:41:46
Speaker
yeah i can't It makes me just so dumb. this is I've had chief experience of experiences with the gummies. One, great. First time ever. It was cool. I blasted off. I had a great you know great ride.
00:42:02
Speaker
Second time, it it was i was i was but the problem was I think I got too brave the second time. and The first time it was like half a gum or like a quarter of a gummy, then a quarter, yeah then a quarter, then a half.
00:42:14
Speaker
And then another half. And I'm like, oh, okay. Second time, it was pop a full gummy. And then 15 minutes later, have another half. And, well, two hours later or so, I was found looking like a crime scene in my shower, butt naked with the water running, half of my body hanging out and half my body hanging out.
00:42:34
Speaker
You can't get on high. You cannot get on high. Yeah. And that was after I put my guts out. and I was just like, I'm good. Two experiences, one bad, one great. I'm good. I don't need to do that anymore. I'll just drink my beer and be happy.
00:42:48
Speaker
i so I had stopped drinking for a while and I, and I don't, I don't drink. I drink very rarely now. I was, I was a really, I don't know if i was a bad drunk or a good drunk, but I was bad at being good at it, I guess. i don't know. Or good at being bad at it. yes this I totally understand that.
00:43:04
Speaker
But I drank a lot. I was a, I was a binge drinker and I was, you know, my, my goal, my aim was just to block out, you know, Yeah. So I did that for a long time. And then whenever I got a little bit more sober, I was like, yeah, I don't even know that I like this so much anymore.
00:43:19
Speaker
And and so I very, very rarely drink. I'll have a what is it called? a A white claw every once in a while or an angry orchard. And I'm like, I can get I can do like half an angry orchard and be like, OK, the room is already spinning. But I was I got me some white claws, my mine across the street neighbor.
00:43:42
Speaker
they They were turning 40, so they had a big 40-year birthday party. i thought, well, i'll just get me some White Claws over there. And so I'm over there drinking some White Claws with all these youngins, and of and they break out the gummies. They're like, you want a gummy? I'm like, are you doing a gummy? They're like, oh, yeah, we're all going to gummies.
00:44:00
Speaker
I'm like, well, hell no. What? Of course I'm doing a gummy. Come on. I'm a gummy kind of girl. Yeah. yeah So I do the gummy and I'm drinking and doing the gummy and I'm starting to get a little woozy, you know, and they come back around with another gummy and they're like, are you in for another gummy? I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't hardly do nothing, man. Of course I'm down for another gummy.
00:44:26
Speaker
So I do another gummy and I'm drinking and doing a gummy and the second gummy. And it hit me like a fricking lead balloon, dude. I crawled my ass across the street. I lived directly across the street I crawled across the street, crawled into the house, hung on to the bed for as long as I could till I made my way to the the throne and lost it, lost everything. mean, when I was so high and so dizzy and the room was spinning and I went to my girlfriend, I said,
00:44:59
Speaker
Don't ever let me do that. Don't do Watch me a little bit better next time. You have to be a better babysitter. I lose control whenever there's peer pressure. so It seemed like it was just a very little bit of peer pressure. but yeah i wasn't but i I don't need much stuff to go off the rails. No, I don't. i Yeah, no, that's, ah they, they the the the guys on the network, they have my my second gummy experience. They have ah the infamous photo of me stoned out of my mind. Once once the world came back to me, you know still stoned out of my mind. I'm like shirtless and I've got this sandwich that I made that was like,
00:45:51
Speaker
peanut butter and banana and potato chips. so There was like six slices of bread on there. Like, and I've got a bag of chips and I'm standing back here just as happy as can be. So proud of myself. I'm like, I'm not gummy. i'm not there The next morning I'm like, yeah, I'm not gummy guy. I'm not. yeah this president yeah true i'm not I went to Colorado for my, my girlfriend's 50th birthday and her brother's there and he's a huge stoner.
00:46:21
Speaker
And so I bought some of the the, I bought one of those cartridges for I wasn't, I wasn't partaking in it. I, I, I know, i know my limits. I, we nowadays is way too much. yeah So I get one of these cartridges, which is even worse. I mean, at the THC levels yeah up there. Right.
00:46:39
Speaker
And I go to him and I said, Johnny, I got this weed pen for you. i said, but whatever you do, don't suck on this thing like it's a 1970s bong hit. Don't do it. You're going to.
00:46:52
Speaker
So I give it to him and I walk off a minute. The next thing I hear is, and I turn around he's got that weed pen in his mouth and he's sitting there giving it hell, doing the thing. And I went, Johnny, no, put it down.
00:47:04
Speaker
And it was 10 minutes. And I look over and he's like, He is passed out, I mean passed smooth. And he's an old school guy. I'm like, if he's not going to really tear me up. My girlfriend's sitting here, she's dying, she's laughing. I think it's an every night thing here. She's like, yep, understand.
00:47:27
Speaker
Yeah. i think it's an every night thing here and she's like yep i i understand yeah You know, it's it for me, it's like it looks like so much fun. It's like, man, y'all are having so much fun. Look at y'all. Y'all are calm. y'a are you are And I really want to do it. I mean, i want to oh I want to be so good at it, but I am not good at it. And then then I get to that level of high where I'm like, everything is making me so paranoid. It creeps in on me, and I'm like, oh, they're coming to get me. I don't even know where I'm going to hide with this. power all
00:48:03
Speaker
up wrong strange she says yeah no i now like that's what they say but i don't know i don't know i've tried them all i've tried them all i've had i've had my story for I've had my stoner friends are like, click, just, you would be so good at it. You're already like natural stoner as it is. You'd be so good at it. I'm like, no, I don't think I would be like a pretty 300 pounds. If I started to smoke a weed, I'm going to be, I'm going to be on my 600 pound life or whatever, know, like. Dude, it is fun to eat when you're stoned though. I mean, that's the thing.
00:48:38
Speaker
And, and when they put it in food, that's an even better thing. My friend was making these Rice Krispie treats and they were delicious. And she brought me one time one one time because I was telling her, I'm man i'm really having a hard time sleeping. You just need a little bit of weed and you go, you'll have the best sleep. and I'm like, you think so? Oh, yeah. I know a guy makes these awesome Rice Krispie treats and I'll bring you one.
00:49:01
Speaker
OK, I ate the Rice Krispie treat. I ate the whole I ate the whole thing. And then I was dizzy. And I'm like, and then she looks around, she goes, did you eat the whole crispy treat? And I'm like, yeah, eat the whole thing. She goes, you need to go home.
00:49:15
Speaker
You're about to have an experience. you You need to go home while I can still carry you. Yeah. You're about to become an astronaut. You have exceeded your limit.
00:49:28
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You have accidentally ingested more than you needed. Yeah. I had a a friend of mine, uh, who are thought his but his grandsons, they were they looked like Cheetos, but they were those weed-infused Cheetos.
00:49:44
Speaker
Yeah. Ate a whole bag of them. Oh, shit. And was like, these are really good, and had a second bag. We got a phone call at 1.30 in the morning. i'm underneath the the table in my garage, and I'm terrified to leave. I don't know what's happening to me. Oh, crap. Yeah.
00:50:03
Speaker
Yeah. So we go over there. There's the two bags on the table. There he is under the table. and it was like a it was like a scared dog at a shelter. We had to like coax him out and then explain to him everything was going to be fine. And this is like a 70-year-old man who only lightly dabbled with edibles and gummies and just devoured two bags. It was just like, oh, you poor bastard.
00:50:29
Speaker
Several years ago, i was I was dating this woman. Her grandfather was ah a World War II veteran and he'd gotten injured and and he was in a great deal of pain. And he, he calls me up one day and he goes, he goes, Kim, I need you to get me some marijuana. And I went, okay well, Papa, I don't know why you would call me. I don't, do I don't, do I guess maybe I look like the kind of person. like yeah as type of person yeah So I said, well, I said, i I can call around and see what I can do.
00:51:01
Speaker
And he's in his seventies. I mean, he's an old man. He's, he's suffering and I'm like, I'll see what I can do. So I made a couple of phone calls and it sure enough, I was able to, I was able to accommodate him, but but yeah I bring it over there and I'm explaining it to him. And my, my friend rolled it all out for him and everything didn't have to do much. And I said, look, this is not a cigarette.
00:51:22
Speaker
Do not treat this like a cigarette. A little bit goes a long way. but We go there, we're over there at Christmas time and he disappears into the other room. And I was like,
00:51:34
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Marissa, go see where your pawpaw is. out a live room and He's got that that thing fired up and he's just pumping on that thing like crazy, like smoking just like a cigarette.
00:51:46
Speaker
and I went and got it away from him and put it on. I said, you're trying to get me in trouble over here. you know and He was so stoned. He got up and laid in the hall and passed out.
00:52:03
Speaker
And everybody's like, what's wrong with him? Oh, he's had too much to drink. He's just drank one too many. you know They just left him there, covered him with a blanket. just psto stuff He's been out there. That's where he's been. Yeah, that's definitely one of those less is Less is more, for sure. He'll just pop on the hallway. He'll be fine. He'll sleep it off. Yeah.
00:52:25
Speaker
Like I never wanted to do stuff until I was drinking. Like I dr said, i I drank a lot. So every time I reached my maximum drink level, i was like, yeah stuff it's crazy so that's always when that happened that's always going to i've always always been a drinker yeah used to drink a lot you know i didn't need any i didn't need anything to enhance the the uh the party for me i just needed you know my beer or my liquor or whatever and i was good and over the last couple years i mean still drink don't get me wrong but i typically only drink on saturdays you know the rest of the week i'm drinking my pepsi or water i try to drink more water but
00:53:04
Speaker
That's fucking boring. Yeah, it is boring. It is boring. i'm I'm with you. I'm with you on it. good Yeah. I discovered as much beer as I've drank in my life. I really don't like beer.
00:53:14
Speaker
i don't like I don't like the taste of it. I mean, I like a cider, um but I really don't like it. So it was real easy for me to get give that up. But I had to start drinking stuff I do absolutely do not like.
00:53:30
Speaker
to get over that hump of, you know, so when you drink something that you don't like, you don't sit there and drink them all night. Yeah. Like, I don't love white claw because they're like, yeah but you can drink one or maybe two and be done with white claw. You know?
00:53:44
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Yeah. But I, I'm a firm believer. You know, I may not like this, but after three or yeah three or four, you're going to love it. Like, yeah you know, this isn't so bad now. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:57
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um me in double yeah i know yeah Yeah, but yeah that's ah that's what I've discovered. I'm like, yeah, you know, I like to, you know, every once in a while, I like to have like ah one of the, yeah like a,
00:54:10
Speaker
like a Mike's hard lemonade or one of the wild cherries or black, I'm not a big fan of them. So I have to limit myself to just one because yeah if I go past that one, because they are pretty strong, especially since I like to buy the tall boys, which I guess that's technically two. But if I go past that one, I'm going to drink an entire 12 pack of them and hate myself. Yeah. It's not, it's not that I, I look, I can go out and and have a drink.
00:54:39
Speaker
It's not problem. But if I have the other drink, then it's going lead to another drink. And then it's going lead to me staying here all night. And I'm going to be tore up by the time I leave. yeah it That's just the way it is. Because the party starts happening a little bit faster. and And the laughs and you're giggling and you're having fun. You're shooting pool and you're doing the stuff. and And I used to play pool tournaments all the time. And there's nothing that goes better with pool than beer. And I could never play pool sober. I need know a lot of people that are like that.
00:55:09
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I had to get a little bit blasted. i got I don't know if it made my eyes crossed enough where I could see it better. I don't know. But it was always like that. The more I drank, the better it cool I got. I dragged my ass around the table drunk going, argh.
00:55:26
Speaker
but Most people know me and know that it's time to it's time to shut it down and and cut me off if I say one more, just one more. Yeah. Oh, just one more. Oh, one more will hurt me. yeah Yeah. One more usually turns into six, seven, eight more. Yeah.
00:55:43
Speaker
you You had your opportunity. My bad. There's a song. If I have one, I'll have 13, and then I'm a dancing machine. Yeah. Yeah. here Yeah, 100%. So you got all these wrestling belts on the back of your wall.
00:56:00
Speaker
Yeah. Well, this is this is the only actual wrestling belt. It's my Stone Cold Steve Austin Smoking Skull Belt.
00:56:12
Speaker
Awesome. I'm a big, big wrestling fan. And then the two yeah two behind me are actually, well, this one's under construction.
00:56:23
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But the first show I started here on the network, I had these made. And it's got our first show logo for the Nonsensical Nights. that's cool. So, and this is, a I mean, it's a full eight-pound leather strap metal belt.
00:56:41
Speaker
That is cool. So, the other one, I'm going to probably wind up putting... the network logo on because they sent me that the company that I ordered it from sent me the first one and I had it for not even a month.
00:56:55
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and They're just vinyls on it, but they started peeling off. I reached out to HR and their customer service, not HR. That's a lot of people. Oh, shit.
00:57:07
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Cool. We're going to knock one down. ah Now the whole room's under construction. I'll fix it.
00:57:19
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Um, but, um, no, so I called their customer service and they're like, Oh, you know, we feel terrible. We'll send you a brand new one out ASAP. We'll get it out there to you. Cool. So this one shows up and i'm like, what do I do with this other one? That's not, and they're like, eh, just keep it.
00:57:35
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Yeah. yeah ah but Shout out to trophy smack. Yeah. ah i'm ah I'm a, I'm customer for life just from that one interaction, but. um I got to finish feeling that one off and I think I just got to settle on a network logo that I really like and I'm gonna slap it on that one oh But it's cool. I mean a big wrestling fan and I just Like I'm a nerd don't mind me. Oh Yeah, that was our Saturday night whenever I was a kid My grandmother and my grandfather loved wrestling.
00:58:06
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That's what we call wrestling
00:58:09
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And they, oh, you'd have to be quiet. You'd have to sit still. He'd go make popcorn or he'd make, a he would, my grandpa would make, my folks our our peanut farmers.
00:58:22
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Oh, nice. Okay. on south From South Texas and they would send us boxes of raw peanuts. And so he'd get in there and get those peanuts and cook them on the stove or roast them in the oven. And we'd have peanuts and popcorn and a Coca-Cola.
00:58:36
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and watch wrestling. The kids would have to sit there and be quiet. now We had to watch Junkyard Dog and the Von Ericks and and oh you know all the people back then. I can't even think of all their names. The Von Ericks were huge in Texas. and They were absolutely huge.
00:58:54
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They were like the wrestling family from Texas. yeah yeah There's a documentary out about it. Well, several probably, but the latest one, something about um Oh, dang it. That last one.
00:59:11
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The pressure they were under and all the stuff. Uh, anyway. Yeah, they did a, they did a, they did a movie not too long you ago i had nothing long go on and and and stuff in it. And everybody says it's it's really good. and And shout out to the actors because man, they, they really went through it to make themselves look like, like the, like the brothers and the dad and stuff like that.
00:59:32
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Uh, yeah, yeah. We, uh, we're We're a big wrestling household. My son's a big fan, so and Mondays and Fridays, we're we're out there watching it and having our... we have Actually, there's a comedian. You can just make a note, and if he wants to do the show, i might be good.
00:59:51
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Chris Germany, he's ah he is a wrestler. He's a professional wrestler. Oh, no, no. Oh, man, he could he could be on. My son and I actually do a wrestling show together. We could have him on either show. Yeah, I'll put his name. It's k it's Chris with a K, think.
01:00:08
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boom Yeah, shout out to Chris Germany. Pretty decent fella. Nice. ah Anyway, yeah, he's ah he's a professional he's a professional wrestler, and gosh, he's been doing that for years. I don't know. I actually don't know if he's still wrestling because he's He might he get not get pissed off. but He's getting up there in dog years, I think. I don't he's the role of Ryan, but he's getting he's getting up there. I don't think he's still wrestling, but he has a lot to do with wrestling. He maybe does some promos and does some events and stuff. and
01:00:43
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um Anyway. yeah i so i think we're Unfortunately, we all get up there in age, and that's kind of inevitable. yeah Shoot, man. I ah yeah i do ah do some jokes about that.
01:00:58
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Those dance moves I'm doing about that popping and locking, you know. like going on oh um well we Before the show, we were discussing that hu excuse me come i'm ah I'm pretty handy and i do I work on stuff around here. and i I was up on a ladder probably about two months ago.
01:01:20
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and ah the only reason I was up on the ladder is because I had a guy out up here working on my roof, putting a little cover over my walkway so I wouldn't get wet. oh anna And he pissed me off. And so I climbed up on the ladder and I was going tell him, you know, how to do it. I'm like, damn it, you know, this is what you need to do. Because he can't he couldn't see it in his head. I'm like, all you to do run this, run run this, run got to yapping at him ah a little bit. And I went to step down and I missed that first step down. And I was like,
01:01:53
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Boom! And landed flat on my dang back. And now everything is off. Everything is off. Yeah. It hurts a lot more to fall now.
01:02:05
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Yeah, it does. and It really does. i I get up every morning and and it's like a bowl of Rice Krispies from my ankle, from my feet. I'm just crack, crack, crack, crack. And then I got to do that old man walk to the bathroom waiting for everything to start working so I can stay...
01:02:24
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stand up straight and go, okay, there we go. Now we're, ah we're I think we're almost ready. I was just sitting at my desk last night ah do working on fire. I designed fire alarm systems. and I was working on a system and all of a sudden I went to stand up and my whole leg, and this has never happened to me a day in my life, my whole leg from where my buttocks hits my thigh all the way down to my kneecap cramped at the same time.
01:03:02
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Those muscles all the way down to my knee cramped all same time. And I couldn't move my leg. and i was I almost hit the floor and I had to catch myself and I'm making i'm calling my girlfriend. I'm ah help, I need help. like life alert commercial. She's asleep. She comes in here and she goes, what is it? I'm like, I can't move. This is cramp.
01:03:26
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I'm like stretched out over the over my desk while she's rubbing my butt trying to get this cramp out. and like I know what this must look like. but It was the most terrible thing that's ever happened to because i'm like I can't move my leg.
01:03:41
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My leg will not move because this whole whole muscle's group is cramped up. Game over. I need some water.
01:03:52
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More water. I hear you. I hear you, Shaman. Mr. Doctor Professor. re I hear you, Shaman. I wish there was actually a thing of reverse birthdays. I'd go back. I'd definitely go back a few years.
01:04:07
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Oh, me too. i am I threw my back out a couple weeks ago. I actually had to call off work a couple days because it was just so bad. My little daughter, said she said, what did you do?
01:04:19
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said, I just existed. and That's all. yeah yeah I breathed. I don't know. I i didn't do anything. but and it I laid out on the couch for two days and just just hated life. I've been there. and it's It sucks so hard. to That's the worst phone call to ever make to anybody. It's like, well, I did this time. I i yawned.
01:04:42
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and now yeah And now I'm half dead. you she since i I have literally spent a weekend ah in bed because I farted and threw my back out.
01:04:53
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and yeah To me, it's the most embarrassing yet funniest thing that's ever happened to me because I had to call off on a Friday and my poor boss, I don't know why why they put up with me. Well, at least it wasn't Tuesday. He's like, how did you throw my back?
01:05:10
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And I'm like, hey. I farted. He's like, oh, my God, this, you know what? He's like, only you could tell me this and I would believe it. It's ridiculous. It's I ah I did something to my back and I could not get off the toilet. I could I could sit down, but I couldn't stand back up. And I i mean, for like two weeks, I had to go, OK, I'm done. you know, I need some help in here.
01:05:37
Speaker
And I was walking i mean i was walked around on a walker. is it no Let me tell you something I never ever want to do I never ever want to be that old person that walks around with a walker. And now I know what those tennis balls are for. i mean yes like I do not want i did not want this.
01:05:54
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No, I do not want this life. Ah, shoot, I'm just going to do it the further you want it. The further you want it. She's going to get me a motorized chair. Skip the walker.
01:06:06
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Yeah. i Have you seen those new leg braces, basically, that that they're given to their helping people that can't walk walk? Oh, yeah. They go all way up on their hips or something, and they can actually stand up. and I think that's cool as shit, man. Yeah, yeah where do I stand up?
01:06:28
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Yeah, finally. Yeah. I'm 100% locked in. Make me a cybernetic super soldier or something. i I'm all in. Where do I sign up to be a dummy for this project? Heck oh Give me some Wonder Woman bracelets to go with it. Yeah. I like superheroes. I'm sorry. I'm right there with you.
01:06:52
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ah like superheroes sorry yeah i'm right there with you Do they make fast porch-sized chairs? we're Well, we're going to find out. I am i am the the Glick Squatch here on the network because are you apparently I am a giant mountain of a man. I don't know. My my girlfriend affectionately tells everybody that I'm her Squatch.
01:07:17
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I'm just a big, dumb animal. yeah like I grew up working on farms and and in construction, so I have i have like
01:07:26
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Back in the day, my buddies called it hillbilly super strength, which is like, you can put up, um, hard strength, but 10 times stronger yeah right just pick things up and I move it with ease. And now you wonder what's wrong with your back. yeah oh yeah no trust me I know the reasons why I hurt. It doesn't stop me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:49
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Washers and refrigerators and couch. yeah like It's not just things. I mean, Something that normally would take at least two. Well, i I don't know. i think you know Sometimes rednecks are a little bit stubborn. I mean, i'm I live in the country. I grew up i grew up in ah in a dot on a map. I've been around rednecks my whole life. So rednecks are kind of stubborn. We we don't wait around for help.
01:08:16
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No. I don't want to explain it to you what I need. I'll just do it my damn... Just sit down. Just be quiet. I'll get done. i got I got this. yeah know I used to have a thing. If I could get my bear paws on it, I could pick it up.
01:08:31
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That's still true to this day. yeah you know At work, every time something heavy needs picked up, hey just get Glick. He'll do it by himself. He'll probably will use one arm at that. I used to i used to I'd be the person, I used to be out out on job sites, pulling wire and doing all the stuff and and hanging fire alarm devices and stuff.
01:08:52
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And I was always the one getting yelled at because we'd have to put those duct detectors in and we were in this gymnasium at a school. boom
01:09:03
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ah We were in a gymnasium in a school and I was having put duct detectors in and they go way up 25 feet up in the air. yeah And so I'd be outside of the the the lift on the ducts, screwing in the duct detector, doing all the stuff. and but You're not supposed to do that.
01:09:21
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I mean, you get that real big. That's an OSHA violation and all kinds of other shit. And yeah, so i was I was always the person climbing, stretching, jumping off a shit. you know Nothing bothered me until it all bothers me.
01:09:36
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i I remember every time I jumped out of swings now, I have been told every tree I jumped out of as a kid. I feel every bit of it. I have been told many a times over the years that I am a walking OSHA violation and I, but the job gets done.
01:09:52
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The job gets done. Yep. Yeah. yeah I've had to do some stuff that, uh, I mean, probably people have, probably people are not alive anymore to tell the story of the same thing they did. I did that they did.
01:10:11
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Yeah, no, there's those memes of why women live longer than men. and it's like an extension ladder stacked up on top of an A-frame ladder. It's like, I think I've done it.
01:10:25
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A ladder on top of ah of a milk crate on top of a... ah five gallon bucket on top of it's like if it works and a job's done at the end of the day that's all that matters to me yeah we all survive we're all going to go have beers afterwards and it'll be one of those stories that come out and the boss goes i'm sorry what did you do again ah what did you not do yeah i can't be hearing this yeah yeah for sure i used to have a boss one time i worked for orc and
01:11:00
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And as soon as I would walk in and I would get our admins going, he would just shut his door. He's like, I can't i can't hear, I cannot be witnessed or hear the conversations that you four are having. Because if HR was never fine now. Right.
01:11:18
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Funny. I'm like, hey, did the, getting older is karma. Yeah. A hundred, a hundred percent, Mandy, a hundred percent. Only a violation if you get caught. Amen to that. oh Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:34
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yeah And it's funny because i I, worked for a company at one time that all their techs had to be, i was, I was a design person in the office and all the technicians out in the field had to be OSHA certified.
01:11:47
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And the boss says, we don't have time to get all these people certified. What are we going to do? And my, the boss in between us says, Oh, we're going let Kim take everybody's tests. Well, the problem with that oh that OSHA test online is you have to sit there for 40 hours and it clicks off time.
01:12:05
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I mean, test is easy. that I mean, you can power through it and, you know, yeah short about not a day, maybe or less, but you have to sit there and be logged in 40 hours. So I had to take like five people's tests. I'm like, y'all are paying me for this. You know, yeah so hours, hours, hours. And I was like, huh?
01:12:26
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Yeah, no, I'm so thankful. mean, that really never happened. That really you never Never. That was a violation. I'm so grateful that I don't have to work at a job where I have to be OSHA certified anymore. That was always the worst.
01:12:45
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Oh, God. Well, I never did understand why you had to be OSHA certified when the the GC was violating OSHA all over the place. yeah Yeah, right. You got the OSHA certified so you don't do stupid stuff, but he's got an electric cord taped together with duct tape.
01:13:00
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Okay. Probably in a puddle of water, too. Yeah, probably a puddle of water. ah The porta-potties are up to the rim, you know. I know. This is terrible, terrible thing.
01:13:12
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this is terrible terrible thing No, man. You know, it's it's it's funny because it's true. And i in my many years of working in construction, I've seen it all. Yeah. What's the first thing you see when you walk into a job porta potty?
01:13:30
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The very first thing. Usually, oh, man, what a first thing. No, the first thing. That's usually how full it is.
01:13:40
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Oh, one get on the the first thing I ever notice is who put the dick on. Yeah. I used to work for a company where we, uh, yeah really yeah i i used to wonder there's drawing penises everywhere with sharpie marker there's only yeah one right yeah and all yeah now yeah i used to work for a company where we We put those on job sites and then we had the big fancy trailers. Well, I took care of the big fancy trailers. there was maintenance. yeah the
01:14:15
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The amount of different cleaners that we had to try to find that would work because of you are 30 and 40-year-old grown men and you are drawing penises all over.
01:14:31
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for yeah For a good time, call Kevin. It's always the supervisor. It's always the foreman of the job. yeah Yeah. No, it's, it's, ah yeah. i was busy Childish. It's funny. You never need your phone or a magazine when you go into a port-a-potty. That's for sure. There's enough ah art and literature in there too. Oh, yeah.
01:14:57
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Yeah. what no I mean, men men aren't the only ones. Women's restaurants are disgusting, too. Probably more disgusting, actually. I cleaned a bar one time whenever I got out of the military.
01:15:10
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i I got this job at ah at a club as maintenance. that Yeah. It was cleaning toilets and cleaning just cleaning everything. wouldn't have even taken the job if I'd have known that was what the job was because it was Women's bathrooms are gross.
01:15:29
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and as ah As a maintenance tech, and I've been one for many years, women's restrooms are vile. What are you guys doing in there? And why? I have no idea.
01:15:41
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Why? Why? Why? Guys are going to pee on the floor. That is going to happen 100%. I'll mop up pee all day long. i don't care.
01:15:53
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What goes on in women's restrooms is it should be illegal. That should be a prison sentence. I was going to say, I'm sure that there's probably, you know, for the from the looks of it, would you go there's probably war crimes happening in there. there was That is a murder scene. That is a murder scene. I've asked that question so many times. You know, i i used to be a bouncer back in the day when I was younger, and I would ask, you know, like I would ask our bartender.
01:16:24
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fuck is wrong with you? What are you doing? Seriously? what what yeah What is happening when you guys go in there? there's i know that there's like six of you, so it's a joint effort every time. yeah Y'all are in cahoots. yeah Like, come on. For the love of God.
01:16:46
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You're monsters. Do you do that at your own house? No, you don't do that at your house. And if you do that, it's disgusting. Quit it. Sorry, ladies. We love you, but y'all you are monsters in a public restroom. Monsters.
01:17:03
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ah Just a mess. ah yeah Bless their soul. Bless your heart. Yeah.
01:17:16
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It's funny. know the The lived experience is funny, but it's not funny. Oh,
Comedy and Mental Health
01:17:22
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yeah. you know if you you you had a You had a military career and and you've been into blue collar work. i mean I know the stories that I have alone.
01:17:33
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you know I'm sure you've got a million and one stories just... its Yeah, crazy stories. i love I love being in the military. i would have i would a like I would like to say now that I would have stayed had things gone my way, but I got I got pissed off and just did a knee jerk reaction and said, fine, then I'm leaving. but why Why did I do that? but I'm taking my ball and going home. Fuck you guys. I'm taking ball and going home.
01:18:07
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I think we've all been there it's you know a time or two. yeah Well, I was oh pretty much a hothead. I didn't. I, I was, i was an angry person, I think for a little bit and a drunk, a drunk, angry person. That's, that's never a good combination.
01:18:22
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Yeah. Yeah. No, that normally doesn't, uh, doesn't go well. Yeah. Humor is what keeps most of us from going postal. Amen to that. Thank God there's people like, like Kim in the world to make us all that.
01:18:36
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Yeah. ah try I uh, ah yeah I love, I mean, I love making people laugh. It's it's the thing. I got a chance to do some really cool stuff. i o I did a thing with Suicide Prevention where they paired prevention and comedy together, and that was that was a lot of fun.
01:18:56
Speaker
I got to work with the Be The One program with the American Legion, which is another suicide prevention campaign. And, yeah, I've talked to some of the toughest people most badass marines out there and after after uh one of those suicide comedy prevention training things you know they come up to you after the show and they just cry you know hey i'm going through some shit i didn't even know i was going through this stuff because of you i'm going to go get help today you know it's like man that is so um that's so beyond rewarding you know like
01:19:35
Speaker
you want to know why I do comedy? It's because if I can help one freaking person, here day then I'm doing my job. No, one yeah, 100%. I mean, you, you never know, ah you know, I say it, you know, all the time, you never know whose ears or eyes are going to be on what you do.
01:19:54
Speaker
and And it's, you know, whether it's, you know, the right comedian being in the right spot going, oh, damn, you're, you're hilarious. I'm going on tour, you know, some big name act and I want you to open for me or that one person in the audience who's really going through it. And, you know, that, you know, hour, two hours, you know, whatever show really kind of like, oh man, I'm, I'm in a bad way. And now I know that it's because of, you know, you or somebody else, you know, we, that's my whole idea of,
01:20:28
Speaker
creating the podcast, the original one was just to get people an escape because there's so much bullshit going on in the world, you know, from yeah every, you know, you you can't turn the news on without hearing 18 bad stories in a row. And then, you know, a shitty read we I can't even watch it. It makes me so mad.
01:20:47
Speaker
I get so angry with the dumb stuff. just So I just like, I'm going to create the show here and just give people an escape from reality for a couple hours, you know, and then it expanded into what we what we have now. And it's just like, you got to get away. You got to take a break.
01:21:03
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Just watch some
Connecting Through Comedy
01:21:04
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jackass and his idiot friends, you know. in Yeah, for sure. And now, you know, doing this with with you guys, with the comedians and and already doing the music thing, it's like,
01:21:16
Speaker
And you get to hear like all these amazing stories and people will get to do some, you know, really cool things outside of, you know, the normal, you know, day to day, like, yeah, I'm a real person too. Yeah. I get up on stage and tell my little jokes and make people laugh, but i also got my own personal problems. like yeah sos Yeah, for sure. I mean, like no, nobody is immune to, uh, you know, grief and despair and and the shit that goes, goes along with, with life sometimes. No, nobody's immune to that. I mean, you can put on a happy face and you can put on a brave front, but but we all go through it sometimes. I mean, one time or another, you're going go through it.
01:21:56
Speaker
And it's comedians are kind of known for being a little off. I mean, we're are yeah we we teeter on and musicians, talented people, I think creatives in general.
01:22:11
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oh whether it's art or music or or any kind of any kind of art form, actors, whatever, um ah we we kind of teeter on that edge of of depression and anxiety and all and all the stuff, right? um yeah and And I'm not any different than that. I've i've got a lot of lot of stuff going on myself.
01:22:32
Speaker
But I'm not going to bring my shit out on stage yeah and talk about my my stuff, you know? But what I am going to talk about, i I'm going to I'm kind of, I'm self deprecating. I'm going to say, look at the goofy shit that I do.
01:22:46
Speaker
but And then you're going to go, oh that is goofy. I do the same thing. heard yeah people do the same goofy yeah And that's, that's our common ground. That's, we are more alike as people. I don't care if you're male, female, black, white, gay, straight. We are more alike as people than most people know. I mean, we, there's very little that separates any of us. yeah And,
01:23:08
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ah my ideal comedy shows, I like to go to rural rooms out in the middle of freaking nowhere where I know somebody's going to give me the side eye and you got a lot going on no girl.
01:23:19
Speaker
did And then I like to bridge that gap and go, look, I'm not any different than you are. And by the end of it, I'm getting, I've had, I've had wives tell their husband, Hey, can you get a picture of us? And then their wife will run over and give me a kiss right when he's taking the picture. and I'm like, Oh, that's creepy, but okay.
01:23:39
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Whatever. I've had the strangest conversations with people. I've been hit on before. Then I need to be hit on in very small communities. yeah It's just, there's not much difference in people.
01:23:54
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No, exactly. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. If we work together, we'll get this done. We'll do everything that we can and and you know it's' it's It's crazy because you would think, because you hear all the horror stories, you go into a podunk town and i mean obviously you know you live a certain lifestyle, you you you were you know but you were like, oh man, this is going to be a tough crowd. This is going to rough crowd, but then you realize, just like me. yeah like hi
01:24:25
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I always go into it with my friends spidey senses out a little bit like i i sense danger pretty good i've got a pretty good handle on people and and things like that i have not one time felt threatened in any way and i've been to some i mean great ben kansas paris texas i've been to some places and i mean aye little bitty tiny places um Tyler, Texas. I mean, these little 10,000, 20,000 people in the whole town. And yeah I've never had any problems. Never had problems. I was in Orange County, California.
01:25:05
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It's very, very, very, very very very very i don't know how to say very, very far right. Yeah. ah in A dot in California that's super far right.
01:25:16
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um And i had I was doing a show at a dog bar called Knuckleheads. And I'm doing my bit. I'm doing my stuff. And have this guy come up to me after this little bitty guy.
01:25:32
Speaker
Came up to me after the show and wouldn't leave me alone. Arm around me, bringing me in, kissing me on the forehead the whole time. ah don't agree with you about a lot of things, but I love
01:25:49
Speaker
I mean, I couldn't get that guy away from you. I mean, we, we had some furious friends. I mean, it was crazy. got Like, like I told you earlier, hate me for a reason that is tangible. Don't hate me before you get to know. Yeah.
01:26:05
Speaker
You're not going to hate. I mean, most people are not going to hate me once they get to talking to me and stuff. okay I've, I'm pretty good at bridging gaps and, and ah I can talk to anybody. I mean, I can talk.
01:26:19
Speaker
It don't matter if you're a doctor or, or the janitor or, or the homeless guy. It don't, I don't care. I'm not judging you. We're just going have a conversation. Yeah. bo Yeah. No, I, I'm a, I'm guilty of that myself. It drives my girlfriend crazy. Cause she's like, everywhere you go, you make a new, life everywhere. She's like,
01:26:40
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really like It don't matter who they are, what their background is. you know and like you make a and she She don't like people. she She's like, can you stop talking to strangers so we can get out of Walmart? yeah I feel you, man.
01:26:57
Speaker
i'll be I'll be getting so can of spaghetti sauce off the spaghetti aisle and 10 people down the aisle and somebody will come up to me go, which brand do you like better? Shit, I don't know the cheapest.
01:27:11
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Yeah, we were we were we were out of town this weekend, and we were staying in a hotel. We were checking in Friday night, and she was doing the check-in and doing it everything, and my son and I were looking you know see where the pool was and blah, blah, blah, and she starts looking for me, and I'm kind of around the corner, and she pokes her head around, and I'm just talking to this guy. have no idea who he is.
01:27:32
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We're carrying on a full-blown conversation, and she goes, I should have damn well known that you were going to make a friend in less than five minutes of being here.
01:27:44
Speaker
I know. punable i know i That's what it is. I got the same. i got resting butch face and it it works for me. no I was ah in one barrel city, which is just as fabulous as it sounds. It's a little small town here in Texas.
01:28:03
Speaker
And we were in a hotel and This guy just strikes up a conversation with me, and I'm like, we're chit-chatting with him, and it gets to, what are you here for? What are you here for? Oh, we're helping her set up ah a new store, blah, blah, blah. What are you here for? Oh, we're doing lawnmower races.
01:28:24
Speaker
What? I'm sorry, what? Yeah, lawnmower races. What? Tell me more about these lawnmower races. Yeah. And the redneck is coming out. yeah it is redneck racing on a dirt track with modified lawnmowers.
01:28:40
Speaker
Modified little John Deere riding mowers and stuff like that. So we went to the lawnmower races and saw some really cool shit. And let me tell you something. was real dangerous to go on a lawnmower. 80 miles an hour. Oh, crap, man. Yeah, they're flying. They're loud like like big dragsters and everything. else They're loud.
01:28:58
Speaker
It was so much fun. It was redneck fun. I mean, that was redneck heaven right there. Yeah, no, exactly. That redneck comes out real quick. Wait, what? on. Racing trackers? There's going to be beer there. Yeah, maybe exactly.
01:29:17
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There's going to go me be beer and titties. Let's go lawnmower racing. Yeah. Yeah.
01:29:23
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yeah It sounds like a good damn night. That's what that sounds like. great to get her Don't threaten me with a good time. real Exactly. I'm always down for something something just off off the beaten path.
01:29:36
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Well, and you know, it's it's it's one of those things that's like, I'm going to get a story out of this. There's probably going to be a joke of this somewhere, somehow up down the road. Everywhere I go, there's a joke.
01:29:50
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For sure. for sure you know yeah i got always... I don't know how my accent sounds. I'm sure I'm going to watch this back and go, man, I sound like a hillbilly.
01:30:02
Speaker
But I noticed that you're on stage and I want somebody to clearly hear my punchlines. I have to really talk pretty slow to get the words out and articulate what I'm trying to say or else people go, huh?
01:30:20
Speaker
it what yeah And I do a lot of shows in Texas and they still don't understand me. I'm like, what oh these poor people when i go up to boston oh my god they probably couldn't understand a word i said i asked for change for a dollar and i was gonna play play pool i was in boston massachusetts i said i need some quarters lady says you need what and i said quarter i i gave you a dollar what do you think i need yeah quarters Oh, quarters.
01:30:52
Speaker
Yeah. That's what I said. I had to be cognizant of where I am in the United States. ah And even worse, overseas, I was in Amsterdam doing a show and I was telling the audience, i my son's big.
01:31:08
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He's six foot five, 275 pounds. And they they were, I usually get a whoo or something. nothing and i'm like What is happening here? What's why? not Like these jokes really aren't.
01:31:19
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they're theyre English is not their first language. So I'm like, okay, give them a look. No dumbass. They have the metric system. So the second day I had to go, oh yeah, he's 45 kilograms. And they're like, oh, 400 kilograms. They're like, oh whatever. are Okay, now I got it. Okay, now the joke's going to click. I'm just going to... Now it makes sense. Okay.
01:31:48
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the Yeah, man. No, that's ah that's that goes back to like knowing the room. Knowing your room. know Yeah, for sure. And knowing your audience. And I was going to, you know, obviously we already talked about it, but yeah, I was going to say like, bet you get into some of them podunk towns and it's just like,
01:32:10
Speaker
This could be interesting. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My first line off the bat is I know you guys need a minute. Y'all are looking a little judgy. Y'all give me a thumbs up when y'all are ready to get started.
01:32:20
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mean, it's a lot. Crazy Aaron, a vest, and Dyke Martins. You got a lot going on. Yeah. soon as I hit them with a couple of things up top, they're like, oh, okay, shoo.
01:32:32
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We don't have to be so up top. It's okay. She's aware. I know what I'm working with here. I got mirrors in my house. know where I am.
01:32:47
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yeah no it I was looking at your your your social media and whatnot, and it looks like you have traveled a little bit ah everywhere. so you know sounds like I've been very fortunate. i've i've done a i've done Initially, like right now, I'm in a lull. i keep on I keep on signing up for these comedy festivals and I'm getting denied left and right. and i'm like wait it's It's a lot of them that I've done in the past, though. but I thought, well, it's been a couple years. I'll do this one again. and i'm getting I'm getting turned down. but
01:33:22
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Initially, like maybe year three I was getting like every comedy festival that that I applied for. i Almost every single one of them I got. I've been a lot of really cool places.
01:33:36
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And I've met some people. I got i was in one of my very first comedy festivals was called The Women in Comedy. And it was in Boston, Massachusetts. And it's sponsored by HBO.
01:33:50
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And I didn't know that part until I got there. And i'm like, oh shit, this is a big deal. And so they had a panel of people of just talking it up, how to how to get your short films into Hollywood and how, you know, this stuff.
01:34:06
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And I'm just chatting and we're doing the question and answers and all this stuff. And and I had mentioned that one of the comedy clubs when I very first started off ah told me after not doing comedy that I needed to get rid of all the lesbian shit in my comedy act i and as soon as i said that they about flipped their dipper they're like name names and shame the devil and i'm like oh they all like who who said that and after that was all said and done i was back at the hotel and the lady that was leading that came up to me and goes
01:34:45
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You know, people have no idea what they're talking about. You keep doing you. You are who you are. Whatever. And then I guess she got my name from the entry and sent me a personal email and invited me to Burbank, California to sit in a what she called an intimate setting meeting with some Hollywood producers.
01:35:09
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And I'm like, okay, well, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I get there, there were 12 people in the room. Oh, shit. Intimate. Very intimate. That's important shit. i mean like They want to hear what you've got to say. And it wasn't for comedy.
01:35:27
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They were looking for military. We were all militaries. They wanted military experts as writing assistants on movies so that they could fact check and and make sure that the dialogue was correct and all this the uniforms were right and all the stuff. They wanted somebody to do that.
01:35:43
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And they were paying a lot of money to do that. Of course, a lot of money to me here in Burleson, Texas. Not a lot of California money, but, you know, it was a lot of money. But I'm like, I can't move to California and do all the stuff. You know, my son was still...
01:35:59
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little and stuff like that but it was like it was an amazing opportunity and i said i'm still in contact with all those guys like it's it's it's cool and i've got i won a contest in california and i got an agent out of it i got a manager out of it and then i got a theatrical agent and you know like it's a it's a bunch of stuff um yeah it's it' toed a lot and Man, that's awesome. yeah Every chance I get, I'm going go travel and see what it is. i just yeah That's just part of my personality. and know I want to experience every part of wherever I go and eat the food and meet the people and do the stuff. you know that's just any time Anytime I go somewhere new, that's my number one first thing I want to do is give me the best
01:36:46
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local diners, restaurants. I want i want the local. I don't want McDonald's because can get McDonald's back home in Ohio. That's right. that's right I'll eat the stuff that I don't like.
01:36:58
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For sure. I'll eat that boy in hawaii no in Hawaii. Tell me your best seafood place. like you know and i'm and i'm a I'm an adventurer in that. like don't just Just bring it out. You can tell me what it is after I eat it. because get out I had conch in, fresh conch right out of freaking ocean in the Bahamas.
01:37:21
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Watched them pull that little guy right out of the the shell and cut him up. And I'm like, oh, going to eat I'm eating it. Yeah. just don chi now right So I want to ask you, you brought it up. You know you you said that you were told to cut all the the the lesbian stuff out. ah is Is that a big part of your act or is it just like, I'm going to do a couple of jokes.
01:37:45
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I'm going to get the obvious out there. Look at me. you know yeah when you look When you look like this, okay, so it's kind of a rule
Cultural Contexts in Comedy
01:37:52
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in comedy. It's it's like an understood it's an understood rule.
01:37:56
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If you look a certain way, and you you look different than other people that you need to address that. yeah Because like, you're not going to go on stage and not address that you have a big beard or tattoo. you cant you I know I look like a biker. Okay. you've You've got to address that because the reason that you have to is because the audience is wondering the whole time.
01:38:20
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They're not listening to a word you're saying because they're going, I wonder i wonder what this person's like. i wonder are they you think youth And then start talking to the person next to them. Do you think they like girls? Do you think they?
01:38:31
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I mean, I've actually gone on stage and had somebody in the ah I was in a contest and it threw me so far off in Wisconsin. I walked on stage. I go to open my mouth and I hear the lady in the front freaking row goes, it's a girl.
01:38:46
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If you would have just given me like 30 more seconds, you would have figured that out. But I'm thrown off by your weirdness.
01:38:57
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Yeah. A human came on stage and you had to identify. Yeah. You had to be like the, the greeter. I don't know what you were doing. weird So I make sure that I just, I'm going to address some shit up top.
01:39:10
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And then it's, I don't really like, I have a joke about the redneck still in the mullet from the lesbians. Is that a lesbian joke? I don't know. I kind of think it's just a joke.
01:39:23
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Yeah. this is joke I mean, I grew up pretty redneck. I talk about, uh, how I'm a fried bologna sandwich, but that I'm a city girl and I like Natty White. I don't know. It's like everything that comes out of my mouth is probably going to be a lesbian. I don't know.
01:39:37
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least this be all On my TikTok, i I do these things like, what's Kim Wadsworth doing today? Funny you should ask. And it's just normal stupid stuff. Right now, making a protein shake, you know? du up So, I mean, people are going to think what people are going to think. I've had I told him a joke about I may not be able to i said i may not be able to say that. he say whatever but ah I told a ah joke about dildo on stage. Trust me. yeah we've we've had yeah we We started a show not even five minutes in talking about butt plugs and anal bleaching ones. I got a bit where I compare the law in Texas about dildos and the law in Texas about guns.
01:40:32
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And I have mashed them together and I tell this it was probably It's probably a 10-minute bit. if i If I just go start to finish on the bit, it's probably about 10 minutes. Anyway, I told a snippet of it at a joke at a show in Plano, Texas one night.
01:40:49
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And after I was getting ready to leave, I was packing my stuff up. This little old woman, and she was probably 75-ish plus years old. She was making a beeline towards me.
01:40:59
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And at first i was like, oh crap, I've done. She's about to cry out for saying something inappropriate. And she put her hand on my shoulder. She goes I'm so glad I caught you. I just had to let you know, I really loved your stuff about dildos.
01:41:14
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And it was funny to me that this little lady says dildo. It was just hilarious. So I'm like, I don't think I'm offensive. There's ah there's a line that gets crossed. I don't talk about I don't talk about inappropriate things with them. I don't talk about using them. I just talk about them in a fun way.
01:41:34
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yeah So ah in California, it's clean. In New York, it's clean. In Texas, i man, as soon as i open my mouth, I'm a raunchy lesbian. whatever Whatever. I'm not super dirty.
01:41:50
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I'm really not. i Matter of fact, if I'm not If I'm trying to keep it a little bit more PC, I'd call them marital aids or adult toys or personal massagers.
01:42:02
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Yeah. Whatever. you can't i don't think you can get me for being dirty if they say stuff like that on TV. so Yeah, that We, ah unfortunately, around the these parts on ah the nonsensical network, we are habitual line crossers. So, yeah yeah there's but especially on Saturday nights, you know, we've kind of dumped it down a little bit because now.
01:42:31
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We have to do the dance. you know Hey, YouTube. Hey, Facebook. are you doing? Thanks for giving me money. I appreciate it. you know Not a lot of money, but a little bit of money. I can say that I'm getting paid to do this now. But we we have to you know do the little dance with them accordingly. There are certain words that are the algorithm. But for the most part, I think they're after five years, they're like they're they're wild animals. Just leave them alone. They yell at me about this. Americans are so uptight.
01:43:00
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about everything. Like they're super, we're super sensitive. We can't talk about certain subjects. So taboo is so dirty. It's just filth. Go to Europe, people go, go someplace else.
01:43:13
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Not Asia. We just do a little tight. Go to Europe one time. I mean, one go to the, go to the, Amsterdam and see if your, your light bulb doesn't just click on.
01:43:26
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Yeah. You can buy a dildo and an ice cream cone right next to each other. I mean, come on. You just don't matter. And wild hallucinogenic mushrooms right on your salad. I mean, it's yeah is crazy fun nobody's uptight.
01:43:46
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nobody is I lived in Korea for a little bit and that's oh they're a little bit more uptight there for sure. But the food's a better. For sure. there you go or yeah no it's it's It's funny to me you know that you know we ah we we still consider things taboo, especially to in today's was this society. kind of It's like, you get get get on the internet for five minutes.
01:44:16
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yeah You can't keep your kids away from stuff, but every but you don't want to talk about it. yeah What's the most dangerous thing to me is you, you, you said, we're not going to talk about this subject, but they can find out
Parenting and Communication
01:44:31
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other ways. You should talk to your kids about it.
01:44:34
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You don't want them running out from the neighbor boy or the, the guy at the, at the corner store or the, or the babysitter. You, you, they need to ask the right questions to the right people.
01:44:45
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yeah no You can't hide that from, man. I, my, uh, uh, I've got a stepson who's, uh, he's 30,
01:44:57
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He's 32 now, but whenever he was 15, I had the condom or the casket talk with it You know, I think that's an appropriate age. Maybe I thought I was a little bit late to the conversation actually.
01:45:11
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And, and I bought him a box of condoms and I made sure he kept a condom in as well. And I always say better to have one and not need one than need one and not have That's exactly what I say about my pew pew.
01:45:24
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yeah like you
01:45:30
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And I, his dad got so pissed me. He called me up, just chewed me How come you're talking to him about this? and blama bla He doesn't need to know about this.
01:45:45
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And then proceeded to chew him out whenever he went to see him. Yeah. He came and he goes, my dad told me that I don't need those. And like, Oh, okay. Well, what did your dad tell you to do in certain situations? He just told me not to sleep with dirty girls.
01:46:04
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don't think I don't think it works that way. you't think that I don't think... ah
01:46:13
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How do you know which one? i mean yeah yeah how do How do you know if you've never gave it you know if you've never been there? Talk to your son about stuff. Yeah.
01:46:25
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mean You had him when you were 16. He had him at 16. He knows the math. He knows the math. yeah.
01:46:35
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I've never never been shy about things like that with my kids. I remember couple years back a couple years back, like we I'm a big horror fan. I love horror movies.
01:46:47
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so you know The movies that I grew up on back then, there was always sex scenes. My kids have grown up watching Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th and all the Halloween.
01:46:58
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I wasn't that parent that was like, cover your eyes. I was like, you can make your own decision. If you want to it, watch it. If you don't, I can fast forward. doing Whatever. yeah couple years back, my daughter's, I have a 21 year, cause she's 21 now and my middle daughter's 17. This was a couple years ago.
01:47:15
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I'm cooking dinner or something and I overhear them having a conversation about watching Shameless. i don't know if you've ever seen that show. ah you my friend in that show I've got a friend in that show, Mary Kennedy, the new Fiona.
01:47:28
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Not a show that 13, 14-year-old and a 16-year-old whatever one should have been watching. And I go, hey, guys, I don't know that you should really be watching that show.
01:47:41
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Both of my daughters, without missing a beat at the same time, we're already into season two.
01:47:49
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Well, I suck as a dad because I'm not paying attention to what you're watching. And I guess you've already seen everything you can see because I know in the first couple episodes, old dude's got full frontal nudity and his, you know, his song is just flopping around. So I was like, hey, well, damage is done. I'm sorry. i yeah you You know what you know.
01:48:10
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yeah Yeah. So I guess congratulations yeah I took a different approach when, when me and my son's mom split up. um she got with somebody that was like pretty conservative in my viewpoint. And, um, they wouldn't talk to, to my son about anything.
01:48:29
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So they kept a notebook. They just had like a spiral notebook. And, uh, they gave me the rules. They said, Hey, a our son is going through some stuff, you know? Well, yeah, it's called puberty. What, what are some stuff? Talk to me like i'm a grownup, you know, I'm not, I'm not five.
01:48:46
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Yeah. And, um, And we've decided that we're going to have this notebook. And if he has a question to ask us, he can just write it in the notebook. And then we can go in and read it and then answer it in the notebook.
01:48:57
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And that way he won't get embarrassed about it. I'm like, no, so you don't get embarrassed about it. Don't blame it on him. And whenever he'd come to visit me, I'd be like, what do you want to talk about?
01:49:08
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Yeah, what do you want to know? We're going to talk about it. what do you want And at first he was he was like, well, I don't want to talk about And then after it was fine for him to open up that that communication.
01:49:19
Speaker
He talks to me about everything. Everything. He still talks to me about everything. When he's 22, when he talks to me about stuff, I'm like, I don't know that I really want to hear this, but we don't want to hear it anyway.
01:49:31
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We have to set boundaries. I know you're an adult now. Now it's time to set some boundaries. it' No, I love it that he can talk to me and feel comfortable talking to me because, I mean, how many young men do you know that's going to go talk to their mom about you know, stuff. and I'm like, ah um I'm just glad he trusts me enough to to have a conversation about it, about whatever.
01:49:57
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He knows there's no limits. He knows he can talk to me about anything. No, that's great. I mean, that's in honesty. I hope my kids feel like they can talk to me about anything. You know, we don't we don't hide anything. You know, we don't sugarcoat anything. Like,
01:50:13
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life sucks and things happen. And if you need to know things about whatever, you know, surprise. I don't know if you know this or not, but your dad's done those things. yeah That's what I always used to tell my son.
01:50:25
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I've been a 16 year old boy. Come on. yeah You're still a 16 year old boy, even though you're 22. Yeah, we still do that. I mean, this may surprise you, but I've done a lot of these things.
01:50:42
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Yeah, exactly. I used to drink a lot, which is dumb stuff. Talk to me about anything, but don't tell me you drank and drunk. That's where I crossed. We've had that conversation day one. And the first time he got an Uber, it cost him 150 bucks. It went on my credit card. And I went, what the? What's going on here? goes, oh, we got drunk. I had to get an Uber. And I'm like, okay, good.
01:51:06
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Yeah. You know what? That Uber is a lot cheaper than than the consequences. And he has a credit card. He has my credit card and he knows that he can use that for an Uber anytime.
01:51:21
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That was a big conversation with with with my kids. I don't care if you need money for an Uber. I don't care if it's three o'clock in the morning. and You call me. You do not drink and drive like you know do i don't do it don't do the dumb shit that i did whenever i was young don't do it don't yeah just don't call me on a saturday because dad's probably drunk already so you're gonna have to call an uber yeah well you know i did some foolish things i i uh honestly didn't think i'd make it to this age i did some really messed up stuff so i if i can
01:51:59
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And I've lost a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of friends in car accidents over the years. And I just, you know, the odds are stacked so much against us anyway.
01:52:12
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We don't know what what place we're going to go and something just crazy is going to happen. So if I can take a ah few strikes away, that's what I want to do.
01:52:23
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Yep, no, 100%. I mean, I've always been against the drinking and driving aspect of things. I don't know why people do it. It's just not worth it. I mean, I used from a small podunk, middle of nowhere town, there was times that I would call the local police department and like, hey, i'm ah I'm hungry and I can't drive. They're like, all right, we know your order. And they would literally go to McDonald's and they're like, you know what? yeah We're not doing anything. Again, small podunk, middle-edged, little teeny tiny town. They're like, we're not doing anything anyway. So if we can keep you safe and keep somebody else safe, this is the least we can do. For sure.
01:52:59
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Absolutely. 100%. Wow. um I don't want to keep you too long. I could talk to you all night long. But before we I let you go, do you have anything coming up? Any shows? Are you going to be doing anything?
01:53:13
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you want to let people know about? So I'm in the World Series of Comedy trying to win this dang
Comedy Competitions and Social Media
01:53:20
Speaker
thing. um It's a great comedy competition. They do satellites kind of like the World Series of Poker and they go from place to place to place to place. They get a winner in each place and then we all convene on Las Vegas in September and and and fight it out to become the number one.
01:53:36
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And 15 years later, there hasn't been a single female winner. Now there have been some women that have won third place a couple of times maybe, but not a winner. and so I'm still chasing that dragon a little bit.
01:53:50
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a I will be in at Looney Bend in Little Rock, Arkansas on July the 10th, and I will be at Tulsa Looney Bend in Oklahoma on July the 17th.
01:54:03
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and Then I'm at a little place in Rockwell, Texas called Jack's Comedy Lounge, I think. Comedy this now number Sorry. the bagel lady. Go see her for some bagels, but I'll be there headlining on the 25th. Nice.
01:54:28
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yeah that's what I got going on. All on my website. All on my website. yeah ah The World Series of Comedy. Is that something that people can go online and vote for you, or is it do they have judges?
01:54:41
Speaker
Yeah, you can. You can go online. You can set up a little, um what's it called? It's called something. It it tells you on their website, worldseriesofcomedy.com, I think.
01:54:54
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Anyway, that's all that's also on my website. But you can get tickets at VIP ticket link. You can you can watch it. You can live stream it. And you can vote on all the comedians.
01:55:04
Speaker
there's an app. they've They've got a little app. You just sign up and, uh, and you can throw a vote in. So, uh, uh, I think the live stream is a donation. They suggest donation. Just say, no, you don't want to donate
01:55:21
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or you can, you know, pay $200. It don't matter, you know, anywhere from zero to 200. It's like, I, I'm not going to limit your generosity. No. Um,
01:55:32
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the The donations go to World Series Comedy. It makes life comedy possible. And they're they're a great bunch of guys. They're right in your neck of the woods. the The owner and CEO, Joe Lowers, is from Pennsylvania, I believe the Pittsburgh-ish area. Okay, yeah. Two hours down the road.
01:55:50
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Yep, yep, yep. Down the road, as as we say. I'm sure you guys say that down in Texas, too. What is it? Down the road? Just down the road a little bit. Just down the road a piece? yeah Yeah. Are you that close to Pittsburgh?
01:56:03
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I'm about two and a half, three hours from Pittsburgh. Oh, that's not terrible. Yeah. yeah it piburg I love Pittsburgh. That's a cool place. his First time I've been there, I was in Erie, Pennsylvania doing the doing the show, but my friends let me crash one night at Pittsburgh. That's where I flew into.
01:56:25
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And it's nice. beautiful place. it's it's ah It's a cool town. i mean, I'm a Cleveland Browns fan, so I'm supposed to hate it. And I do. oh yeah I make fun of the city constantly.
01:56:37
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it's a cool It's a cool city to visit. I don't want to drive anywhere in Pittsburgh. I don't want to drive. Let me be a passenger seat princess if we have to go to Pittsburgh. yeah That is the most confusing goddamn city I've ever been to in my life. Oh, yeah. yep I still drive in cities. I'm not scared to drive, but there are some there are some places that are wild.
01:57:03
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yeah Boston, Massachusetts, I don't think anybody ever stops. They just keep on going. and there arc channels like that One going on the bottom and one going on the top. i mean it's it's ah Arlington and and areas like that, it's just...
01:57:18
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yeah yeah know it's ah it's a mess in boston but yeah arlington and d c area like that it's just just You got to pay attention. and I've been there a few times and it's just like, and I was in a big truck the first time I ever went there. And I was like, good Lord, I don't know how y'all do this on a daily basis. it's just No joke.
01:57:37
Speaker
I mean, that is one good thing about being in a small town. I mean, I, I, I don't have to fuss with it. I don't even, I don't like driving to Dallas. Oh my gosh. I've got to drive 900 miles an hour. Just, just to,
01:57:51
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keep up with these guys. and like it's Just to keep up with them. Absolutely. it's ah It's a damn mess. um Where can everybody find you at on social media?
01:58:04
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KimWadsworthComedy. Instagram at KimWadsworthComedy.com. TikTok is at KimWadsworthComedy. YouTube is at KimWadsworthComedy.
01:58:18
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Facebook is Kim.Wosworth.com. yeah yeah Pretty easy. yeah we got We got it in the in the chat as well.
01:58:30
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You guys are watching the replay. There is another Kim Wosworth that pops up on social media, but I believe if you put Kim Wosworth into the Googler there, I think I'll be the only one that pops up and it should have all my links on there.
01:58:43
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Yeah, it's super easy to find you. Plus, if you're already following us, I've tagged her in everything. awesome I think I've tagged her in everything and I'm horrible on TikTok. So I don't even remember last time I posted on TikTok to be honest.
01:59:00
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I try. You gotta, you gotta to do something almost every day. And I'm like, oh, this is hours and hours and hours I spent on social media, but it's part of the beast. Yeah. I do.
01:59:12
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I do so many shows. ah during the week that the last, the last thing um that I want to think about is social media. It's like, yeah, I know I have to do it, but I suck at it. So just take what I give you guys and just leave me. but Yeah. Right now i'm doing seven second videos. Oh, that's a trend on Tik TOK. Seven seconds. Okay, here we go. Just staring at the thing going, huh?
01:59:36
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Yeah. Yeah.
01:59:42
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yeah If you guys aren't already, go ahead and go follow Kim. Check her out. Go support her. We'll get that link and I can post it up for the World Series of Comedy. we're gonna we're gonna We're going to offset the vote. it's so gonna And you can go on there if you're coming live. If you're going to sit down, I think the tickets are normally $30. But if you stick my name in there, put in the code GIVEGIVE in all caps, I think they're $13.
02:00:12
Speaker
Oh, wow. There you go. Yeah, it's all it's all on my on my website under my schedule. The ticket link's there and all the instructions on what you got to do and picking the right time and my name and stuff and then how to do it in the promo code. So yeah easy. crazy Yeah, if you're in the area and you want to go check out, check out. Excuse me. yeah Shut up, Wally.
02:00:35
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do everything around here, prick. He does a couple shows here. That's but one of my best friends. Awesome. So he's got bust my balls.
02:00:46
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Um, no guys give Kim a follow and go support her. Go check her out. She's awesome. Great guests. I had a lot of fun chatting with
Advice for Aspiring Comedians
02:00:54
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you tonight. Uh, real quick.
02:00:56
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I know this a little cliche and it's probably one of the douchiest things that I do, but I always like to ask my guests, uh, Two pieces of advice, one for anybody who's thinking about getting into comedy and then just a piece of life life advice.
02:01:11
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Oh, shit. that's um so So the thing about getting into comedy, I didn't get into comedy until I was 50 years old. One, you're never too old to do it.
02:01:22
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If you've always wanted to do it, you think you might be funny, go grab an open mic and just freaking do it. you know What do you got to lose? yeah ah and And it's kind of the same life advice I give to anybody. um travel, see the world, go get some culture, go to a different place, go to a place you've never been and enjoy everything about it. Go overseas, go ah just live every single minute and live it to the fullest and freaking be nice.
02:01:52
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Be nice while you're doing it. You never know what somebody's going through and yeah and you being nice could make the difference between between somebody doing something super stupid and somebody going, ah needed that.
02:02:07
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Yep. And the, ah the, the immortal words of Patrick Swayze from roadhouse, be nice. Freaking nice. Yeah. yeah No, I heard that.
02:02:18
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Um, again, thank you so much, Kim. I had a blast talking to you. I would love to have you back down the road just to hang out. Um, sounds good man and um and I always like bringing guests back. I think it's one of the coolest things just to see what's going on, what's new, or just hang out and shoot the shit, you know, whatever happened. down Appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate y'all hanging out. I think, I don't know. Wally's a little bit on a hiatus while it may be back tomorrow night from Speedway stories. Um,
02:02:53
Speaker
Don't know what's going on on Saturday night yet. I'm not going to be here. I'm out for the next couple Saturdays. But I do have some other stuff going on Sunday. So check that out. Kayla and I will be back Sunday. But if you're not already following us, check us out, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
02:03:09
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Follow Kim. And I'm going to hit some buttons and we're going to get the flock out of here. We're going to end the show with a little Huckleberry Road. Shout out to the guys coming on last night. We had a lot of fun. And this is their song Ray Bans. Kim, thank you again. Have a great night.
02:03:25
Speaker
Yeah. If you want me to send you my song, I'm i'm about to release my song. If you want me to send it to you. yeah That'd be really cool. I want to check it out. I want to, I want to hear it. All right. It's going to be really cool.
02:03:37
Speaker
Sounds good, man. Yep. Have great night. Thank you again. And we'll catch up soon. All right. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. eight Peace out.
02:04:43
Speaker
Flying thumbs Looking to get to anywhere Anywhere fast
02:05:26
Speaker
It's my face. You'll never see when the sun.
02:05:59
Speaker
Beat up, pick up truck, getting back where you headed to, headed to. You
02:06:11
Speaker
know gotta get there, this ride's plenty fast to get in.
02:06:32
Speaker
Thank you.
02:07:21
Speaker
I need some on back. With every step take, I'm stepping further from the past. Gonna lie, fallin' up. Take a drag. She's my saddest son.
02:07:32
Speaker
The only thing that I fail to keep. It's my face you'll never see when the sun comes up.
02:09:12
Speaker
Thank you.