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Nonsensical Nonsense: Let the chaos begin
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Wally stepped up to the plate to fill in for GLick while he was gone for a family event who knows what kind of Shenanigans took place.
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Introduction to Chaos and Hosts
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Broadcast is live from the edge of reason, where common sense comes to die. Welcome to the Nonsensical Network. And now, Nonsensical Nonsense!
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Cold beer sweating in a skull-mark mug Smoking the air and chaos on the rug Red light blowing microphones high Talking about everything, whether it makes sense or not Outlaws, outlaws, drifters and fools We threw the damn handbook out the rules
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One wild story turns into ten Welcome to nonsense, sickle nonsense tonight Where the train lets attraction disappear
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On the Nonsensical Network, sir.
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Welcome to Nonsense, sickle nonsense tonight, where the train left the tracks and disarray.
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On the Nonsense Sickle Network. Well, the world's gone crazy. That's nothing new.
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a drink and laugh it through. If you're looking for no more, you've come to the wrong saloon. We're cranking the
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Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense tonight. Turn it up loud and let it ride all night.
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All Boston and stories, fears and laughs. Living life somewhere outside the map. When the smoke clears and the last call's done.
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still be raising hell and having fun.
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The Nonsensical Network's where the wild things run.
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And nonsensical nonsense has only just begun
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What's going on, everybody? It's your boy, Wally, tonight hosting. Yeah, this is going to be definitely different for hosting a Saturday night. blis doing some Doing stuff and everything else. Busy for the next three weekends, like you said, during the shows this week.
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So tonight I'm stepping in. I know a little behind in everything else. But we're going to try our best tonight, have a good time, hang out. um I'm going to work on not used to putting the link in the comments and everything else. So, but I brought some backup with me for tonight.
00:04:37
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Um, bring up my boy, got Johnny with me here tonight. What's going on, brother? so brother co Thanks for coming up with me tonight to hold the fort down and everything else for this Saturday night.
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Um, very welcome. Glad i was able to, like I said, like the, like the title said, let the chaos begin. Your boy Wally's hosting. Look to have a good time and stuff.
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What's going on, Chad? How you guys all doing? What's happening, the guys? How you doing on this Saturday? Nils, what's up, brother? Daniel, what's happening? Hell yeah, man.
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Shaman, what's going on? What's up, Megan?
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Hopefully everybody's having a good weekend and everything else.
Technical Difficulties and Assistance
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Today, here where I live at and everything else, it's been wet. So it rained all day and everything up until here a couple hours ago. But other than that, it's been a pretty pretty damn good weekend um so far.
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Yeah, that's right. I forgot, Megan, being over in Australia. Yeah, you're starting your Sunday off. But it's so nice to be here. What's up?
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Anytime you want me to drop that, just let me know, all right? You got it, man. um But, yeah, I'm going to go ahead. um Johnny, if you want to go ahead and put it in there. What's up, Lazy?
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Guys, are gonna it's not going to be pinned and everything, but I'm going to drop the link in there if you guys want to come up. you know the You know how it is on Saturday nights. What's up, Pat? Thanks for tuning in well But, yeah, how's your day been, Johnny?
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Been all right. Matter of fact, next I'm just waking up for it. Other than sleeping and after being on the seven and a half hour show last night, I caught some of it for late. Hell yeah. mostly That's a long time for these those guys to be on last night. Holy shit, dude. It was a whirlwind. It was a fun one.
00:06:45
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i and They usually always have a good time over there. Hell yeah. I stayed for a couple hours on there watching and everything else, so. Hmm.
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Good people over there, brother. Good people. We got our usuals like we have here. you know and sure Yeah, sure. Everybody's got their own thing, but it it it was a good show all around. Okay.
00:07:11
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Works out. This week, Glick, Tuesday night, Glick had an awesome guest on. I'll bring that up. Just kind of read. Yeah, I know, Shaman, you guys got stamina.
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You guys do, especially last night. Glick had two awesome guests on Glick's house of music. That was an awesome show this week. Um, and then as Glick's comedy lounge, that was another awesome show.
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Um, looking forward to seeing here when they come back and later on down the road and everything else and, uh, share what they've done and everything since being on the show, being here on the network and on, on the shows and everything.
Show Rescheduling and Banter
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Um, I would actually, today, me and Johnny were actually supposed to have a show, Special Speedway Stories at 5. Unfortunately, my buddy Morgan from Matt Motorsports, this guy sent prayers out to him and stuff. If you know have seen him from the previous show, he had family emergency and everything else. I just want to send good vibes out for him and his family.
00:08:20
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Unfortunately, we didn't get to do the show, so it's going to be rescheduled. probably for a Monday or something like that Thursday. We'll see what's going on, but yeah, we're just, other than that, I've just been chilling all day doing some stuff. And, uh, when I helped out one of the guys I used to work with dad, he needed help, help on his vehicle and everything else. And it, uh,
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He had like eight people tell him the day that he that they'd come look at it, come look at it, come look at it, got a hold of me and I went and looked at it for him. Bad part is it's going cost him about 400 bucks to get everything. used Yeah.
00:09:02
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Yeah. Yep. So that's when I did most of my day to day. course, yeah Rachel went and hang hung out with her orient aunt and and everything else today and stuff, her and the girls and Boys at work. so yeah Other than that, that's it's about my how my day's been. I hung out with my cousins. so Oh, yeah.
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But yeah, I wish I knew how to pin and pin the link. ah So, are you on phone or computer? My computer.
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Yeah. Do you have another tab open point with YouTube?
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Yeah, actually, i'm right now, um I got my phone right here. So if you have that theme open on YouTube on your other device, go into there, click the link, and if you hold it, you hold click it, it should say pin.
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whoa
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Hopefully it worked. We'll see.
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There it is. i Hopefully that works because it highlighted it in blue and everything else. so I don't know if that's... but Yeah, Lazy and Chaman, if you guys want to see if it works and everything else. Guys come out and hang up hang out and everything else. and yeah But yeah, we're going to try, like I said, I'm going to try to make the best of this Saturday night for not being the wild and crazy one out of the two of us. So... Yeah. it up a little bit.
00:11:03
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Yeah, it is what it is. It's all right. But yeah, I don't know if it'll let them do it or not. That's what it ended ended up doing with the Lynx, so
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Oh, yeah. ah What do you mean to pin the streamer link or the YouTube link? The. Yeah, it's the wrong link. My bad.
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No worries. I need to. Yeah, I need to pin the link for the the channel. I don't know how to do that. So. So under your dashboard for the for the user dashboard, it should have.
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show comments and invite guests yeah it says invite yeah and then you click that it should show a link
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smell like
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okay copy and paste it so yes sir like i said i've never i don't even know how to get it to copy and paste my fucking laptop's a dinosaur so no worries i feel that trust me i was there when i first started using this app
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Oh, there it is.
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Yes, sir.
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What's up, Chaka? How you doing, buddy? ah I'm trying to get this taken care of. Sorry. Guys, just bear with me. I'm an idiot when it comes to this shit. It happens.
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Oh, come on.
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So it's just basically to do the copy and paste stuff. i'm I'm trying to get it to get it through.
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Yeah, I can't even get the damn thing to do that. being ah don't understand.
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It's like I said, I'm immediately comes to this shit.
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That's what I'm trying. That's what I'm trying to do nails and it's not Thanks man. Yeah, I'm trying.
00:13:53
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Oh, my goodness. I hate this.
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Everybody fire me. but I haven't. Well, i've done the thing is is, I got it highlighted where the invite and everything else, but it's not letting me pull up the copy and paste part.
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Oh. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah.
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Oh, that's what
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I don't get, man. There we go. forget
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See, that's the same thing I just sent when I copied the link from the YouTube channel that I just put in there.
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But it's not doing nothing. I hate my channel. That's the channel link. That's why host Saturday nights. that i don't host saturday nights
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like a little person icon button down here in the row.
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Hang on, J-Double. I'm working on it.
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Yeah, it's not letting me do shit from my laptop.
Continued Technical Struggles and Support
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Oh, I ain't stressing out. I'm just getting irritated because... It's a little difficulty set off. Yeah, it's just one of those deals that I did exactly like Shaman said to do and it's not letting me...
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Yeah, it's not. Oh, I'm working on it, JDevil. It's just my laptop's being dumb when I go to fucking copy and paste it from there.
00:17:15
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That's the problem is trying to get it to copy and paste.
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I hate it. I don't understand why it's doing it, but it is.
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Yeah, it's not letting me
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Yeah, it's I don't know Johnny why it's not letting me do
00:18:09
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Yeah, I don't get it. Hey, Johnny. Yes, sir you got you You got a way to get a hold of Chaka to send the link to him
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Chaka.
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I don't know if I do. Shit. Instagram, but I don't know if I on my Instagram.
00:18:44
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Okay, there's a Gmail.
00:18:50
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You got Chaka's Gmail? but It's right there in the comment in the comments there, yeah. okay
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Okay.
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I hate when I can't do this shit.
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I don't do it enough.
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but Oh, dude.
00:19:18
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I'll get it, guys. I'm sorry. Like I said, this is my fucking shit, dude. It never fails.
00:19:28
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ah it's all right. Let me know you need me to do. Just sit there and talk to everybody for a minute while I get this figured out. Sounds good. We'll be with y'all. Just little bit of technical difficulties, that's all.
00:19:41
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Wally's an illiterate dumbass when he comes to this.
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Tech OPS happens all the time. Oh, yeah.
00:20:04
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Yeah. Getting in the night together, y'all. Yeah, this is why Wally does not host Saturday nights.
00:20:17
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Good practice, maybe? Yeah, great practice. certificate Yeah, Nils, trust me about it Chaka, I sent it to your email, man. So.
00:20:32
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But yeah, there's your guys' entertainment for the night. Watching me sit here and struggle trying to get the link and everything in the chat for you guys come join me. Leave it to me. so friendss Oh, dude. That's crazy.
00:20:47
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Like I said, I apologize, guys. This is usually not my my cup of tea. Just usually come up, hang out and everything else. Not run the show. yeah.
00:20:59
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ah yeah That struggle, and hell not only in America, dude, it's everywhere. The struggle's real everywhere. see oh Believe me, if had gotten a couple of these in my system beforehand, we both would have having a fun time trying to set up up here. Thank you, Chaka. Appreciate it, man.
00:21:29
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So,
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so with pinning that all i got to do is start right or come again oh on how to pin that that he just posted so you go to
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the youtube tab where it goes uh comments on the youtube if you click on it from there it should allow you to uh pin it
00:22:04
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it's not but you fucking do nothing no hang on yes sir i'm also trying to imagine and how it would be working on a computer with it yeah it's it's definitely different there they are sweet
00:22:28
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you found the pin they got it they got it to work what's up jdaville Another day, another dollar, another day breathing. Yeah, sorry about everything. What's up, Shaman? Unforgivable. What's up? What's up?
00:22:41
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Shaman. Trying to hold down the fork for the first time actually hosting this Saturday night shenanigans, man. And it's not cooperating. Putting on a shit show for everybody.
00:22:53
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It's been fun. You guys like my caption? Yeah.
00:23:01
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I'm on the phone. I can't read it. That says your mom's favorite rapper. ah So how's your guys' this week been? Not too shabby.
00:23:13
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this Nothing too exciting. that's Sometimes the bad thing, sometimes the good thing. Right now, just dying or boredom. But working on new music as always. so But that's the fun part.
00:23:26
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Let me guess, Sean. You're stuck at work again, aren't you? No, no, i'm whole I'm home. I got off a little early today. know yeah is Awesome. I'm going to try something new. Yeah, today's my Monday.
00:23:42
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Okay. Okay. Anything new and exciting with you, Shaman? Other than last night's almost eight-hour show you guys did? Holy shit.
00:23:53
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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. even I even dipped out during like the last half hour or so just because I had to work today. So I had to go to bed at some point. say I stuck around watching on my phone for like three hours. So it was it was it it was interesting. I'm like, fuck damn. And then I got up this morning and looked up and you guys read almost eight hours. I was like, holy shit. but Where's the exit coming from?
00:24:24
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All kinds of shit going on today. Yeah. um but Yeah, I don't really have anything new going on. Just taking a weekend off for Fourth of July.
00:24:37
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So that'll be fun. Can
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you guys hear me? Kind of. Is
00:24:49
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it better now? Yeah. Can you hear me now? it's a real bad and the hell's going now
00:25:04
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I can hear it sounds like muffled or something hey yeah we get function doesn't sound like it's echoing now something you're still kind of muffled jadevel
00:25:25
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ah about now? you guys know Do you guys know Lilith and Mr. Nobody? Yeah, Mr. Nobody is G2K. yeah Oh.
00:25:36
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Okay, let's see if I can get this thing to freaking work for me here. Give me a second, guys. Microphone check. One, two, one, two.
00:25:47
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I was trying to see if I could use my actual studio mic for better quality, but whatever.
00:25:57
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it could It could be the mixer itself because that happened to me with my
Mo Dog Joins the Conversation
00:26:00
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mic. had to I had to take away the mixer. I'm using this. What's going on, man?
00:26:09
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It's going for a minute yeah cool a minute. Yeah, cool. Welcome up to the show. It's the Personas Quantum ES2. What's up, Bongs?
00:26:22
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Killa Killa, brother. Good to see you. in always, bro, you know it. Hell yeah. what' saying you while' away with You know I come in and say hi when I can. Appreciate it, brother.
00:26:35
Speaker
Yep. Always. Been busy, man, trying to get packed and shit. Gotta be out of this apartment by tomorrow with no place to go on the other end, you know what I mean? But we'll be all right.
00:26:49
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Oh. Sucks to hear that, buddy. Yeah. yeah
00:26:56
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It is what it is. you knew there
00:27:02
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What's going on? We're all in
00:27:10
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trouble now.
00:27:13
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we're all in trouble now lo got hold hu What's up guys?
00:27:24
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Where's Lazy hiding out at? I haven't seen him in a hot minute. You know, he's a little lazy. Being lazy as always. Just shooting the shit in the fucking chatter's box.
00:27:35
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Yeah, you know what's fucked up is that he was all like, yeah, let's go on tonight. Yeah, this night. Then he just sits there. you know That's lazy for you. He'll be in here later on probably, knowing him.
00:27:49
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yeah and That's just lazy, man. i don't I don't think he likes to stream with me or something. Oh, i mean shaman. oh Whatever, shaman. You know he does or he wouldn't do Friday nights with you. Come on now.
00:28:05
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Talking shit, shaman. You know what? I gave you all a chance. Y'all are grounded. You're grounded. Look at this. Speak of the devil. What's up, lazy? I'm allergic to grounded.
00:28:19
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Yeah, we're all we're all allergic to that. Wait, why am We got fucking decalced up here. Come on, go Diablo, to be exact.
00:28:33
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Oh. What are you up to, Lazy? you I'm hanging with this weirdo that doesn't know use scream yards. Ha ha ha He's being lazy. ah like that Looks like you figured it out, huh? Thanks to Chaka helping me get the link dropped in. I've never had to had to do the link before, so it was like, cha on my laptop, do the copy and paste, and it would copy it, but it wouldn't let it paste to the other videos. You got our layout real weird.
00:29:10
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Yeah. so he wants it that way but leave it alone ladies yeah i'm dad this is his show not yours that's better that i know but i'm trying to help him we're good help me help you uh anything new in your world lazy after eight hours last night you get any sleep today no no i got some sleep and then i woke up and now i'm here basically fuck Thanks, guys, for all you guys for coming in and hanging with me tonight. Wally, this is already the best Saturday show ever. It's chill, yeah.
00:29:45
Speaker
You're killing it. Hell yeah. You think for a damn second we're not going to come here and support you? Oh, I know. I'm glad i'm glad you sent that Sasquatch back to the forest. Whatever. At 8 o'clock tonight, I get a text message. I thought there was a show tonight. I said, I'm not doing it until 9. I said, I'm doing stuff with the family. Is he going to get milk? No. He's out there. He's not going to be here for the next three weeks.
00:30:14
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They got a lot of cameras doing stuff, hanging out, and vacation coming up. so Fuck yeah. Yep, so.
00:30:27
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Okay. I assume he's on vacation but away from his kids. No, actually, actually um he's at Kayla's nephew's graduation stuff this weekend that they had going on. That's good. That's a hell he has. Yep,
00:30:43
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ye so
00:30:47
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I don't know. We'll figure it Where's Rocky? and Rocky will be up a little bit later on. um I talked to him earlier today. His kids has got wrestling stuff going on and everything. and we don't know how long he'll be up. yeah rock Rock got hurt in the match last night. He had twist in the ankle. I didn't get to see that last night. I wasn't on there when he was doing the wrestling thing on there. Well, I'm the champ, and Shaka and I are the tag team champs. So just to catch you. Oh, yeah? no
00:31:20
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Nice. Yeah, I feel my stats were somehow deflated without my knowing. like no Well, it's because you took a poop on stage before you got in the ring.
00:31:35
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That'll deflate you. I took like three poops on stage before I got in the ring. What did you do? Have the shit scared out of you all three times there, Sean? Apparently, it's just what I do on the way to the ring. You shoot yourself?
00:31:55
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oh Yeah. This is defense mechanism, huh? You got to get through all the shit before you can get to the real deal. you know That's true.
00:32:07
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And then start the real shit. That's right. Well, it's all Johnny's fault. I love how he's not even hearing his cash apps on the it's it's for Let's take turns passing around on our cash apps on the bottom banner.
00:32:24
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um getting up there Yeah, we're not doing that. I don't need you. said Yeah, before we all get in trouble.
00:32:37
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what What's he going to do? Storm out of the forest in a rage? No, he's he's going to require us to pay him. He's going to expect child support. I'll give him 20 doll hairs.
00:32:51
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ah yeah there's like back child support isn't that like reverse back child support i thought he was supposed to be paying i didn't know could do yoga but it's when you stretch it out yeah uh oh so
00:33:22
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i heard portugal portugal going to win the world cup
00:33:28
Speaker
Yes, Kato, you're in the right place. You can go eat bag of dicks. This is where you get the bags full of Sweet, Chaco. Correct. Are sure the bag's full, though? I don't know. It it depends. on If it's you, Johnny, you probably got more than one bag of them. so Okay, Chaco, you better bring some work with you when you get up here, okay? That's all I'm saying, bro.
00:33:55
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All I'm saying is don't go in the cellar. You gotta to bring enough for the a on that, Chaka.
00:34:02
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Get to know. We'll talk to you later on. What up? Get to know. you Good to see you, brother. Damn, he's grilling. I'm already done with work and getting ready to go to bed and shit.
00:34:16
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Oh, what up, Melted Copper? Copper?
00:34:26
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Kato, what's happening? What the fuck's going on
00:34:33
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What up? What up, Kato?
00:34:38
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It's only 6.30. Yeah, it's 9.30 here. Yeah, Chuck is always 7.30. Yeah, I was going to it's 9.00. Yeah, that's look that's at California time for you.
00:34:48
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Your evening's just getting started.
00:34:53
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Yeah. Yeah, that one's shit. There we are.
00:35:01
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That's not a better.
00:35:05
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Johnny, what the hell are you doing? So, okay. While I'm up here. Fuck around trying to sharpen a pencil, but it's broken five fucking times. I'm just about fucking fed up with it.
00:35:16
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Trying to knit a hat. I need a new one. Not that that's not goalie, right? Well, I mean, when he's got the Bill shit on his head, yeah, you're definitely going to need a new hat. I mean... Excuse the fuck. Uh-oh.
00:35:32
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Uh-oh. Johnny, don't you get triggered, mister. That is not nice. Did I ever claim to be nice?
00:35:42
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Sometimes? Maybe? If we drag your belly? but Ask lazy lazy am I nice sometimes I mean maybe one act on accident once in a while.
00:35:56
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Okay, thank you. I appreciate that at least for being honest Hey, a but Johnny Johnny you do know the the buffalo's facing the wrong way, right? I already seen it That gives the fucking cameras inverted Goofy Your morals are inverted Johnny.
00:36:14
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They are that's aside the type point Guys, be careful. Johnny might make the chair be the main show tonight again. It's going to happen. It's going to happen all over the place.
00:36:26
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side of seo Get him aroused early. know It's not just going happen. It's going to happen everywhere, right? Got wait for sundown for Johnny to get aroused. Oh, son's already down here, fella.
00:36:38
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Oh, damn. The sun's always coming here around, Johnny. Fucking fun after dark here, motherfucker. Come on now.
00:36:49
Speaker
Gotta make up for the next 12 hours somehow. e and So, J-Devil, when's dad having you back on the show?
00:37:05
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and don't think heard me. Did you hear me, J-Devil? As soon as he picks up that milk. As soon as he gets the milk and the back knees and the back child support. Hang on. Give him second. As soon as he gets his mic fixed.
00:37:21
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Oh, fuck.
00:37:26
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He's sharing it to all his platforms. Oh, yeah, definitely. If you guys got your links and stuff, throw them in the chats as always. Get that out there and everything like we do. Seth Lazy. Gang, gang. Only gets credit.
00:37:41
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Jay, you got asked when Glick's going to have be back on the show. How do I know? don't know. I never knew where he was most of my life. <unk> your dad You're supposed to know.
00:37:53
Speaker
Oh, you in Baldwin? Man, I used to have a membership at Range St. Louis in Baldwin where I'd shoot my guns at. And i used to cover the Manchester Road Car X Tire Noto.
00:38:07
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Yeah, i'm looking I'm looking forward to you new music, man,
Promoting JDevil's Music
00:38:10
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that you're working on. Nice little thing. Hell yeah.
00:38:15
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I know you were talking about it last weekend when you were up for a while and everything. I'm looking forward to it. Hell yeah.
00:38:25
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Thank you, Chaka. Love to see you fellow St. Louisians in the chat. Oh, Big traffic sucks for you. oh
00:38:40
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so those Those two roads alone, not even at the intersection, are fucking bad. um Like I said, now this is all new to me. so Trying to figure out. and I know and know usually up here it's all all kinds of awkward. link I posted is my Spotify link if you all want to follow Definitely, guys, are paying attention. Yeah, following JDevil and stuff. Listen to his music, man.
00:39:11
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He kills it. Hell, yeah. Does anyone have any plans for the Lord's Day tomorrow? Yeah, I'm going to go to work.
00:39:23
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What's up, Remy?
00:39:26
Speaker
Thanks for the rain and rain, Mom. Remy, yeah, it's good, brother. Yeah, had about an hour. yeah I think it rained for about an hour today at work. That was good. we get pretty much shut down while it's raining pretty much not quite but did you know that uh rainy days are the best days to pick up women because they're always wet somebody's gonna get in a dog house and sleep on the couch i hope you take no no
00:39:57
Speaker
what i gra on the ouch oh shit I like to pick him up when it's raining. That way I don't have to make it rain on him.
00:40:11
Speaker
Lazy Jedi, how did you come up with that name? know. I just typed it in. It worked. He's really fucking lazy. You were watching Star Wars, weren't you? He likes Star Wars and he's really fucking lazy.
00:40:22
Speaker
I don't think you understand how lazy this man is. He didn't he didn't want to get in trouble for the name Powder on there. You're too lazy to have a damn face, Shaman. I don't want hear your bullshit. Dang, he couldn't even hit the on button.
00:40:34
Speaker
He's like, they can hear me. you
00:40:40
Speaker
This guy's the epitome of lazy. He's so lazy I had to take it off of my name. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:50
Speaker
he makes He makes the kid look like there. No, I'm not muted. Yeah, he's mute. You can sit there and take that, can I?
00:41:00
Speaker
from a face? It's true. i know I don't get fired. I'm not saying anything that's not true. That's that's why he's not fired. He knows me, baby. That's why it's in Crazy, why is your cheeks blushing?
00:41:13
Speaker
Shaman's spitting. Okay, my face has no color, so don't even. He's just that happy to see Shaman. Listen here, cover. My face is the idea.
00:41:23
Speaker
If you put mayonnaise here and my face here, it would be identical. Uh-huh.
00:41:34
Speaker
ah it's because Wednesday is hump day. Yup. Oh
00:41:41
Speaker
God. that oh forget You guys want to hear a fucked up joke? Always.
00:41:54
Speaker
What's the difference between bunk bed and a prostitute? Johnny. Oh. I don't fucking have a jacket. You don't have to pay the bunk bed? A bunk bed can support two kids.
00:42:07
Speaker
Oh! I'm curious how can I do that? You put it together, right? Man, I wish we had some trolls because then they'd argue with me and be like, but they're making money, so don't you think they can do it? No, because they're buying too many drugs. They wouldn't stop having kids. That's what we need on Saturdays. We need more prostitutes to argue there. Yeah, and then they would have a bunch of fucking Sasquatch flicks running around getting milked.
00:42:33
Speaker
oh Oh.
00:42:39
Speaker
You're going to make yourself in trouble, man. i was i was in the stream the other night. I wonder why they call crawfish crawdads if they're never there for their kids. how did How do you know that? ja Maybe they are there for their kids. and you They send birthday cards. They should call them crawdowners.
00:42:56
Speaker
There's no crawdmoms, actually. What the fuck's going on with that?
00:43:02
Speaker
Yeah, that's the point ru's got a good point. If rap doesn't work out, comedy is a second option. But remember, it always starts off by being funny looking. So if you're handsome, punch yourself in the face a couple times.
00:43:13
Speaker
Jay Devil.
00:43:17
Speaker
Ha. Let's hope that rap career works. don't to make my myself laugh. That's all that matters. You know, Jay Devil, some people don't have a first time. Oh, like Shaman?
00:43:28
Speaker
Yeah. Oh. oh He's like, that's the whole idea. he's like, I pissed off a lot of people.
00:43:39
Speaker
Yeah, it's just one of those deals. I mean, everybody everybody's got their own knack for pissing people off. Some do it just by showing their face. Others hurt them with words. so I was i would guess I'm in charge because I'm the ruler. That was corny as That was the best dad joke ever cause it came with a prop.
00:44:02
Speaker
sounds me i get care top little No, I passed. I completed my mission. It's a good thing it came with its own part. My fault that I came into the podcast and raided it.
00:44:14
Speaker
heard? You heard? It's a good thing that joke came with its own part because you're not going to get any for the joke. Someone out there watching this is going to die of a heartache laughing.
00:44:28
Speaker
I'm gonna get my ass reamed when the show's done. see? You're about late. You're supposed to be supportive. I'm here to support you. My mom is just fucking adding it on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, that's good. again Yeah, we got an echo.
00:44:43
Speaker
Hey, put that on the stage where it says J-Double is right.
00:44:49
Speaker
He's only saying it because it's my mom. I was going to say, figure if it's your own people in there bro you can't be doing That's cheating. thats cheing
00:45:01
Speaker
kind It's got to be a random. it's a Wow.
00:45:13
Speaker
shit, man. Whoever's in charge of the banners, you're just waiting until fucking Christmas. I'm getting you cold. I guess I'm fired up. I guess I'm in in the stream not even an hour in. See guys. oh Since I'm getting cold.
00:45:27
Speaker
Okay, put me tab left then. Oh, God. He is. Oh, shit. He's so weird about that. He'll be all right.
00:45:39
Speaker
he can stay on He can stay down there or where he's at underneath me. I'm fine. I'm fine where I'm at. I'm just. Where's Chaka? Chaka's grilling and stuff. He can grill burgers on live?
00:45:51
Speaker
How selfish. pleases leaving You better fucking Amazon prime me that burger. I'll overnight that shit in the cooler.
00:46:03
Speaker
Oh, Untrackable, what's up, bro? Depends on where you're at, I guess. Untrackable, good to see you, brother. Yeah, what's up, man?
00:46:14
Speaker
ah good good Good to see everybody. How you been? Untrackable is as hard to find as Shaman's face. Yeah, Saturday. I hope everybody's, um you know,
00:46:27
Speaker
Doing their thing the way they're supposed to be doing. Sometimes. Wait, did you draw me a map on how I'm supposed to be doing it? I don't know how i'm supposed to be doing Saturdays. I just i don't think knowing any of us know how to be on Saturdays.
00:46:40
Speaker
Especially when Glick's on the show. Yeah. On the podcast, but a na a talking to Chaka while he's grilling burgers. Glick is a mix between Sasquatch and Chewbacca.
00:46:53
Speaker
Hey, don't you fucking ruin Chewbacca for me like that. Oh, yeah, we got untrackled.
00:47:04
Speaker
um school So what's so exciting in your world?
00:47:09
Speaker
Yeah, um um I'm just spreading the love. Why do you remind me of Aquaman? He's having trouble opening his eyes.
00:47:22
Speaker
he might be underwater he should should have a trident in his hand oh it's it's definitely humid out here glick fucking took it didn't he that motherfucker no captain got it that's how he's stabbing and grilling the burgers yep that's how he's flipping boom flip
00:47:45
Speaker
flip
00:47:51
Speaker
I don't have a trident, but I do have a sword. Man, J-Devil, you're echoing bad, buddy. I mean, that's just a trident that needs a couple of cousins.
00:48:04
Speaker
That's all right. Orbit's better than... anyways
00:48:09
Speaker
Hey, do you use the sword to protect your butthole? I do. does Because if anyone's doing Oh, okay, man, the power of grace go Well, there's so many puns I gotta let him know the drill
00:48:27
Speaker
like free man how graceco we'll see there's so many puns i gotta let him know the drill yeah yes God damn. Go on, stupid.
00:48:38
Speaker
That's fine. I'm sticking your bullshit because you're making me laugh for no reason. What do they say? Acceptance is the first step to recovery? and um um Sometimes. Sometimes.
00:48:50
Speaker
And Johnny Bonds is the road. There's no recovery.
00:48:55
Speaker
The road that might not lead you to recovery will lead you somewhere. There's no hope for you. Make like Star Wars and make new hope.
00:49:06
Speaker
channel it is I know you don't. That's why I said it.
00:49:11
Speaker
Poor Lola. I feel sorry for you some days. Some days. I love him. It is the day. Wally, that it is the day wally do you think you're going to fired when Glick finds out you're doing a better job tonight?
00:49:29
Speaker
its fifty fit I don't care. I quit anyways, so it doesn't matter. What? Wally, you know you're reading, right? No, I'm not muted. JDevil, mom said what recovery?
00:49:43
Speaker
We can't hear all the words you're saying. Eminem's album.
00:49:49
Speaker
Which one? Recovery. Recovery. oh And then Chaka. He's doing Mad Libs at this point. I don't know. Chaka?
00:50:04
Speaker
Yeah. but You really need to get control of your panel. No, you need to get control of it it's Actually, it's Johnny's fault. I'm not in the top lap. Only half my circus, only half my monkeys, all right?
00:50:19
Speaker
Only half your monkeys? Wait, only half your monkeys? He's not the shit show Who? Oh. I said he's not. Ha. What happened? to i
00:50:33
Speaker
Who is it? I can't even get you up into the top corner. Damn it. You're just gonna click and drag. I mean, like Johnny Bongs does. he he You guys like the new backdrop?
00:50:47
Speaker
I move people around all the fucking time.
00:50:52
Speaker
Buttweiser. he meant you were direct. but Sometimes that happens too, right, Shaman? hit Wally, click on my window here and then drag it up to where you're at.
00:51:07
Speaker
Don't click. It's click and hold. You're not even giving good instructions. Click and hold. This seems on TV. That's why i have Shaman. Shaman's here to help. Nothing good on
00:51:19
Speaker
You see, he didn't mind he didn't mind me being a dick when I was up. He was like, oh, yeah, it's fine. And now he left me here alone with Dick's dad. The thing is, you're on the screen where it needs to be moved over there.
00:51:34
Speaker
we're playing musical screens. You did it, Wally. Let's go. I'll take the bottom of the barrel. We just won't let it get too wild in here, so it'll be all good.
00:51:45
Speaker
It'll be a bunch giant fucking animalsim You know, while just go take a nap or something, me and Shaman got this, we're going handle this. I'm doing the best I can. Like I said, different circus, different monkeys.
00:51:57
Speaker
Johnny Bonds, you're doing amazing. Different circus, different monkeys, all right? I don't know why you guys say that when Shaman's here. I'm sorry, Shaman. Different circus, different monkeys, Shaman.
00:52:12
Speaker
Oh, yeah, you know, of course. We got orangutans. We got orangutans tonight. You know, last night was gorillas. Orangutans make it rain. Man, we're going to punish John since he did that. He's on the bottom now.
00:52:29
Speaker
Hey, I have never been a bottom in my life, all right? That's not what that's not what we heard. We asked Koss about it, and he tells us differently. You know what? You're talking I mean, if if you want to make sweet love to orangutans, like, I'm i'm down.
00:52:46
Speaker
i mean, wait, wait, wait, wait. Female orangutans, right? so go A kangaroo, a finger-banging orangutan, an orgy at the zoo. Why are we talking about wanting to kick out the rock knew? I've heard that song in a minute. That's been forever since I've heard that. Why are we talking about wanting to kick out the rock knew?
00:53:07
Speaker
If I see anything come flying across the screen... Untrackable just fucking stirred up a hornet's neck. We're pretty lucky that there's nothing around the throwable right now.
00:53:18
Speaker
All right, I'm behind cover. I've got proper double-rate. Oh, shit. We got Moe Dog in the goddamn building. Well, if i close my eyes, I can't see you. and What do they say? If I can't see you can't see me. Yeah, that doesn't work for this. Hey, does it work for this?
00:53:33
Speaker
That theory does not work. What's up, Moe Dogg?
00:53:38
Speaker
Yes, sir. Semper Fi, brother. Yeah, that... It's because... she in the say in same room Well, it's because you yell! ah yeah all Yeah, Jedi. i really do that I just want to make sure my point gets... sorry sir with the show Well, you're pointing what at who?
00:54:02
Speaker
We don't need the whole point. We just need the tips. thats See, keep it classy, San Diego. Keep it classy. Damn right, Donnie. This is coming from a New Yorker listen, though.
00:54:15
Speaker
yeah You're getting skippy, my hippie Jones.
00:54:22
Speaker
Keep it up. We're going to have to hold you down. Oh, look, the nonsensical network decided to pop in. Look at that. bla look at there and now it's a real sasquatch in the building yep he's here checking to make sure i'm getting fired tonight so it's all good damn he got wrote up look i tried eight jars in the building i tried to help him click i really did it you know it caught up fire who snitched who's snitched donnie did who's the fucking snitch who done it john you know what's coming
00:55:00
Speaker
Yeah. Damn. I'm saying the moment. I know you're mad at Shaman. Please describe the man you're mad at. The moment. one who's got a face. they The faceless man did Okay. Real plausible, Johnny Bongs. We think you're crazy. The horseless headman,
00:55:23
Speaker
right? You know what's funny, though? This is actually a full panel with people on camera other than Shaman's. usually As always. not as always but One or two people usually they are on camera and then there's other people like Shaman, but y'all are...
00:55:40
Speaker
making him look real bad right now faceless fucking don't give him a big head glick face i don't even care what you finish and he's not telling you all that his fucking swim pool is full of milk everybody's they're all gonna get me fired i'm gonna get fired tomorrow on my day off you already quit If you get fired, I get fired, and I won't let that happen.
00:56:12
Speaker
Oh, no. i go Don't worry. li the best three out fire We all get fired. We're all going out. We should unionize. That's what we should do. We should unionize. Good luck firing us then, motherfuckers.
00:56:25
Speaker
hey can Can I set the no on strike can you set the union on fire? Well, only if we can't track it. All I got to do is light you up three times.
00:56:36
Speaker
and put it in the same category, and that creates a pattern, and now I can fire you. The union ain't saving you, okay?
00:56:46
Speaker
It's a behavioral thing. Not no more.
00:56:51
Speaker
um yeah when you When you're on both sides, you know how to to manipulate the system. I've been on the I've been on the good side of the union where I've i've gotten the benefits and then moved up into management and then you're not union anymore. and then The union does not cover face implants.
00:57:10
Speaker
I don't have one. That's why he's always hidden. That's why that why he won't come up and show his face. Is that the difference between fucking and getting fucked?
00:57:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or is it more getting fucked than fucking? Catching and catching.
00:57:33
Speaker
good point. Giving your... sight I'm the catcher in the rye.
00:57:39
Speaker
In the military, we call that the green weenie.
00:57:44
Speaker
The gangrene weenie?
00:57:48
Speaker
First of all, I would not be in the rye because rye has gluten, okay? Okay. That's good point, Sean. yeah Johnny, quit playing with your asshole. It's going to be.
00:58:01
Speaker
It itches. Oh, Glick's drunk. Yep, he is. This ain't a Mazda commercial, bud. from bro Oh, yeah, please help us.
00:58:13
Speaker
We have to figure out what Glick's trying to say. right oh yeah The thing is, he's hanging out with his own people, which are Sasquatches, so he's devolved into there. Johnny called for help, so Johnny got removed from stage.
00:58:28
Speaker
He's asking Glick for help. How dare him? Oh, we narrowed down the snitch. Johnny Bones, come on. We know who the snitch is now. It had to happen, all right? Mario snitch.
00:58:42
Speaker
You're damn stupid. We need
00:58:47
Speaker
I will find out what Castle Peach is in it, right? but ah I doubt it. I've tried many times. Yeah, and then you're going to have Snitch and Sal Glick, right? Look, he's about to save his pews. Glick's not... Motherfucker.
00:59:02
Speaker
i There goes the asshole hairs. I have to pick this in at some point. It just seems like now... Oh, that's why he's on bottom. Oh. He a power bottom.
00:59:15
Speaker
He is a power bottom. I thank you, Jedi. You're not welcome. Damn it. rony What? You're not welcome. No, you know what? I don't see it either. jo happy I thought that was just me.
00:59:29
Speaker
Oh, it's gonna be juicy. You went about two seconds.
00:59:37
Speaker
Johnny, do you clean the pubes out of the tumor first? i saw No, yes use recycle for 50 years and count out how many I saved. He made his own voodoo doll.
00:59:49
Speaker
oh I give it to the pube fairy for an extra gold coin. He's got his own stash. he so He made his own voodoo doll and then he plays and tickles it and then sits there and laughs at himself all day. It's a new way to rub one out.
01:00:04
Speaker
You make your own voodoo doll of yourself and then rub it. Pickle me Fidel. It's a new sensation. You know what I'm saying? You're a visionary, Johnny. I never even thought of it.
01:00:19
Speaker
that that'll be the hint That'll be the next thing Johnny invents for everybody. You'll see it for sale. This is an instructional video. This is how you make your own voodoo doll to please yourself, not scare and kill somebody or punish them.
01:00:36
Speaker
You're damn skippy. Guys, you can't trust AI, so check out this voodoo doll.
01:00:44
Speaker
these you We Charmin. Is that what you're trying to say? What? Oh, I think I'm going to go with AI on this one i would just It was a funny commentary on how we would trust Voodoo over it.
01:01:01
Speaker
What's that untractable? Yeah, I was just going to say, just open your mouth. I'll be happy. He said, smile like a donut. Careful, man. You'll get Johnny aroused over there. He might know it.
01:01:15
Speaker
hey yeah how how How far can you open your mouth without showing your teeth? yeah If I don't show you all the blade in this, it looks very suspicious, alright?
01:01:27
Speaker
Johnny, we don't want to see your pew. Yeah, you're right. you need it to right? It does. Expelliarmus. You're thinking that have
01:01:35
Speaker
i one of those it does everything you needed to do right it goes an all one tool expelamas you're you're thinking that i have teeth Damn. James!
01:01:51
Speaker
I lost mine too! Man, watch out. It's hard gunshots. Getting out of i show real fast. Wally, you need to dial it in.
01:02:05
Speaker
i also I also had some ah vertebrae removed, so I don't need you anymore. Damn! He said, I don't need your help. He's like, and unless you're doing the dishes, get the fuck out.
01:02:25
Speaker
Lazy can open his mouth big like the lady from Beetlejuice. You didn't need to share it with everybody. wait you can i so charge that country You better bring them burgers soon, by the way. Sorry, I'm done with your bullshit.
01:02:39
Speaker
and that's ah that That's something that you got to be born with. us and that You can't learn. Oh, no. ah all that All that stuff aside, i was I was born with the hugest dick.
01:02:56
Speaker
All right.
01:02:59
Speaker
Lazy? It happened to be hidden in a drawer somewhere. You know what I do with it? He said, I've got a PhD, a pretty huge dick.
01:03:12
Speaker
I play baseball. This is boring. is johnny Was Johnny catching for you? spent most of your time in the dugout. Or was it lazy? I know when to catch sometimes.
01:03:24
Speaker
I can't say what I've caught, but... Oh, yeah, I guess. not family portion of the show sorry Sorry, Lisa.
01:03:34
Speaker
No, i I tend to spend my time in the little leagues. yeah gee Are you a boss?
01:03:45
Speaker
yeah
01:03:48
Speaker
See what happens. they got They got to learn somehow. Don't end up on a show, man. Don't end on show. See happens. don im but to show man don and enough but so yeah what happened anyway
01:04:06
Speaker
Oh, the i I probably should have said the minor leagues. Would that have been better? oh shit. Yeah, I'm going to watch that shit. I mean, it's better than Little League. Oh, Wally.
01:04:23
Speaker
Yeah, we can we're not going go that route, man. Not on that shit. but what Whatever you can't handle, that's where I am. Wally.
01:04:36
Speaker
Johnny, you're on your own on that one, bud. That's your answer. What? Glick's on vacation. But yeah, we'll we'll get off that subject on that one on track. and well We won't talk about that on here.
01:04:51
Speaker
oh oh remember you go You're going to get off on that subject? Oh, God. Well, yeah, we're not just going to talk about that shit like that.
01:05:06
Speaker
oh Well, I understand. It's all good, man. You know that. But yeah, it's just one of those deals. You know how sensitive people and shit can be. Yeah,
01:05:19
Speaker
there's this thing about deals.
01:05:24
Speaker
oh um I'm just waiting for the contract. Sign the contract. Sign the contract.
01:05:35
Speaker
yeah should i put the Put the name on the dotted line.
01:05:45
Speaker
hello
01:05:49
Speaker
They should do like elderly boxing matches. i should i help In a way, you got that got to see the elderly boxing match when Jason caught Jake Paul. I mean, come on.
01:06:04
Speaker
No, but i mean like I mean like, you know, they come they come out on their walkers and, you know, they're they're holding on to their chains while they're fucking punching. Like they do the that redneck brawl ordeal, boxing thing that they do. Yeah, yeah. Violence is entertaining, is it not?
01:06:25
Speaker
oh Oh, yeah. I mean, that's why you watch sports, right? You watch football and that's it.
01:06:34
Speaker
Are you not entertained when I go spikes up sliding in the second? Are you not entertained when I choke my crout? I almost did the redneck brawl.
01:06:47
Speaker
Are you not entertained when I've had too much and this bitch talk shit in the middle of the street and I just decided to like put my hands on her You know what I'm saying? and violence Hey, you you might not find it all in the same place. Some of this shit is pay-per-view.
01:07:05
Speaker
Some of this shit is pay-per-view. Some of it you'll find on Reddit. I'm just saying. thomas public shit she She was asking for it. Violence is the answer.
01:07:17
Speaker
so my me Not always. Lance is thinking that goes into force and the silence. 99 problems are the one that solving with violence. Hey, how many of you are parents and said, I'm not going to choose violence today?
01:07:34
Speaker
I'm not a parent, but some people call me David.
01:07:41
Speaker
I'm not a parent. I'm going to say anything, so shut the fuck up. like fit situation most Most children ah find violence upon themselves.
01:07:55
Speaker
It's like you don't even have to do that. They just chose to climb that tree. They chose to ride that scooter without a helmet. Climb that tree, shaman. Climb that tree.
01:08:08
Speaker
Your face is at the top. Climb all the way to the You can get a face. spoke but when they eat But when they grow old enough to steal $20 out of your wallet, that you think you ain't getting a beating? Oh, shit.
01:08:23
Speaker
No, yeah. Hey, that that was going towards the house. ah you You want a roof delivery? Or food on the table or anything like that. yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:08:41
Speaker
violence is an educational tool. Yeah, my my dog busted my lip when I got home today. So did you learn? I don't I'm not I guess I did. i hope so. I'm not sure what I learned, but i'm not gonna do it again.
01:08:59
Speaker
He's gonna do it again. when You can learn something different. I'm not gonna do it again. if You can learn something different every time. Come on now. hit So many less secrets.
01:09:12
Speaker
Just pick one. Get late.
01:09:17
Speaker
ah But the the moment that you think you win when you get away with some shit and and then you take you know such a ah consequence, it it doesn't stop you from finding another way to do it, does it?
01:09:33
Speaker
It's going to get smarter, man. Well, depends on it depends on how big the payout was, right? shit. No, it doesn't depend on how big the payoff was. It's like, can you deal with the consequences?
01:09:52
Speaker
Because, you know, o you you hit your sister and then you get hit twice as much as she got.
01:10:05
Speaker
Yeah, but she hit me first. Yeah, well, excuse me for like an asshole when everybody's got one. I know, right? Yeah. But but you dadov says oh your
01:10:19
Speaker
you know, you you you find another way. You just have to find another way. Dear diary. I've been searching for another way all day. That's when you put on the food bottle. Finding that other way most of the time.
01:10:39
Speaker
most of the time Most of the time the consequences are even worse than the first time around, even though you tried a different way. Instead of sister, what I'm going to do is I'm going to steal her underwear. Next go on live, create diss track about Glick. Add it to the to-do list.
01:11:00
Speaker
It doesn't matter play and as a matter if I sniff or not. whoa did My to-do list is so fucking stacked. on much i do and think it does. no think it It's a sister's underwear.
01:11:20
Speaker
ah lower someone tells When someone tells you gotta do something, you say that. You don't gotta do a fucking thing. Hey, she she won't have underwear anymore.
01:11:31
Speaker
ah What the? but What the front door? What the hell? No. He's practicing his rape speech. No.
01:11:43
Speaker
i
01:11:46
Speaker
um with skylan How is stealing underwear rape?
01:11:53
Speaker
Hey, people in the comments, comment where you're from. Jesus Christ. Yeah. yeah where where where you Depending on where you're from, I'm going to dog the fuck out of you. J-Level Prudence.
01:12:06
Speaker
but Where are you coming from? hu that's nuts. Yeah.
01:12:16
Speaker
Always repressing, Shaman.
01:12:20
Speaker
i mean, he's not wrong. Oh, California? Hi, Texas. But you got the nice view. First one to go when the world ends. So, Chuck, I hope those burgers are great.
01:12:34
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yes and i'll sharing with everybody I'm hungry, bro. Listen, Chaka's got a deep underground military bunker. He's going to be all right. If you never notice, I'm fat.
01:12:45
Speaker
urate J-Devil, you're not fat. Yeah, it's because I'm starving. I don't starve you either, Twig. okay Shut up, J-Devil, you fat fuck.
01:13:00
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Jesus. I don't give bad advice. I am bad advice. yeah He's like, I exude bad advice. Look at me.
01:13:12
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Hey, don't don't pick up. don't Don't pick on the fatties. Yeah, I'm a fatty. Leave me alone. Yeah, just take their underwear. You've got those snippets.
01:13:25
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o penny res
01:13:30
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ah reg yeah you've got to snippet before you The dog didn't like that one. Yeah, someone so to handle that, please.
01:13:41
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Oh, good idea, Chaka. There's got to be a secret door somewhere. Oh. yeah What about my secret door?
01:13:53
Speaker
Not your secret back door, Johnny. Oh, man. Chaka getting everybody triggered. i could getting everybody triggered Yeah, I got news for you. Everybody's sneaking in there. He's going go missing tomorrow because he brought the I-word.
01:14:06
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and You need better security. All right, Sam. I'll put a lock on it, all right? I'm going to put a lock on it. Padlock?
01:14:17
Speaker
We're going to get your recommendation. I believe they made it. He's putting a matlock on it. 69, That's 69, like 69. an armored diaper.
01:14:27
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An armored diaper? That's called a chastity belt, sir. That one. Yeah. a diaper That one. That one. You're not supposed to pee and poop in there. okay it's just having man they know message i didn't understand Johnny didn't understand the aspect of that. He just thought it was a diaper. It's weird if you don't want people to touch your holes, all right?
01:14:49
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He didn't understand the mission. He failed the assignment. yeah You guys want to see something cool? Look, I wrote my lady my old lady's to-do list. Full screen it. We can't see it.
01:15:07
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yeah's not principle were costly oh I on. I've got to stop mirroring my camera. There we go. To-do list. Oh.
01:15:19
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To-do list. J-Do. My head's plopper.
01:15:26
Speaker
Clever like Clever. To-do list. You can't make sandwich on there. You want me to show the reaction? That's the reaction of satisfaction. Open invitation. Open invitation. It don't have to be. You're not cactus.
01:15:40
Speaker
that's the reaction of satisfaction he see the reaction open invitation like open invitations not out smart wine it don't have to be you're not a cactus
01:15:53
Speaker
Yeah, to-do list looks like deep boards. See, now you're dumb because you just recorded that battery on camera. That's not batteries. Tell us the pillow battered you. Yo, the snitch is still here, right? Go tell somebody.
01:16:04
Speaker
The pillow battered you? Yeah, Johnny, go All right, technically. That's what I'm saying. Make me call a fucking technical expert. Do it.
01:16:16
Speaker
Jay, we don't see you after the night. Shut the fuck don't know why. okay We're all under agreement, right? If we see him go flying out that window, we're all just going to keep it quiet. This is nonsense.
01:16:27
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The nonsense in the network has ties with J.M.L.A. in the night. Non-declosure agreement, motherfucker. a Jack wagon.
01:16:39
Speaker
Oh, shit. Lazy, get control your panel. Yeah, Lazy, what the fuck? Yeah, you slacker. Okay, you know what? It's getting out of control. Fucking... We're getting yeah get rid of Wally and Johnny Bongs because the rest of us are being completely civilized. The fucking shit.
01:16:57
Speaker
And we... are We got snitches in here. We got liars in here. Goddamn. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. We can't handle that around here. We need me.
01:17:07
Speaker
Bullshit. We need J-Devil. We need Shaman. And we need Untrackable. There we go. the The panel's better now. Lazy disappeared.
01:17:22
Speaker
What the fuck, Lazy? What the fuck, Lazy?
01:17:27
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Hey, default.
01:17:31
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Powder, what are you doing?
01:17:35
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Motherfucker. This motherfucker.
01:17:39
Speaker
it's thomas fucker you know what you need to watch how you talk to me respect your elders johnny yeah you know what i'm trying to okay i just need to find them first
01:17:55
Speaker
they're all around you johnny bongs you're basically you're surrounded Look, okay, I've been talking to voices for years now, okay? already know to just leave them. you You're not as old as the voices in your your head, Johnny Bongs. You're not as old as the voices in your head. I'm not even actually here, Johnny. I'm just one of the voices, bro. See?
01:18:15
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Johnny's just a fucking simulator at this point.
01:18:21
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Well, I mean, I took a massive shit today. Oh, that's why Johnny's here. That sounds like the voices in my head.
01:18:33
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Actually, I'm pretty much like the voice in my head. Yeah, I ate at Cookout. I had two big cheeseburgers, and um I demand respect for that.
01:18:45
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I would burn the bathroom after that. I mean, there's no better reason than that, really. Why do you think Johnny Bong is grooming himself so well, to give you the respect? Whoa. Good grooming who?
01:18:56
Speaker
You're grooming yourself. You're damn straight, I am. And you comb and you twirl. You're doing everything to show him respect. He's getting all beautified for an untrackable self. Exactly. He's trying to match your beard.
01:19:13
Speaker
I like grooming myself, too. What about it? I knew you were fucking weirdo. and johnny buns You look better than everybody else on panel. I'm sure, okay? This man's got beard growth that i might have in 40 years, all right?
01:19:27
Speaker
there There's so much. there's There is so much. You were pointing the wrong way. He can't even open the sides, Johnny Bones. This way? you You have to shape your insides.
01:19:39
Speaker
yeah You have to shape your insides. You can only shape your insides with You can shape it from the inside out, Johnny Bones. You better watch out. Yeah. So um if anybody can see it.
01:19:52
Speaker
If anybody needs help shaping their insides, so ah I can start at the top or I can start at the bottom.
01:20:02
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don pressure I don't even know what that means, but I'm already pressing charges. Can you start in the middle? Yeah. I'm okay with that. Yeah. yeah i that that's That's the hard way, but I would definitely... um you know, recommend that you pick your own knife.
01:20:27
Speaker
You know I'm saying? Oh, no. I'm not sure we're talking about beards anymore. I'm thinking a butter. count Yeah. We've got to wait for the beard. I'll pick a spork. Is that an option? It doesn't look like a beard conversation anymore.
01:20:41
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Like a spork. When was it ever a beard conversation? I thought that's what he was going on about. See, Johnny has a team for thinking. really? guess oh but oh oh no i've been growing my beard up here less than I've been growing my beard down there.
01:21:04
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Whoa. Well, you only braided one of them and clearly the one on camera is not braided. So yeah I'm still confused. You don't want to see the beats I got down there.
01:21:15
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No. No.
01:21:19
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Well, the the current beer you see, he's only been growing for three weeks. so Oh, my God.
01:21:27
Speaker
Yeah, what why are you so weak?
01:21:31
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, Jedi. The fuck? yeah Johnny? because Because Johnny took all my mustache styling equipment, so now nothing. See this? yes It's mine, motherfucker.
01:21:43
Speaker
God damn. you broke You need to quit terrorizing Sonic. Look, you can have half of it, all right? Okay. Here, Johnny, there's one for you. he's trying to get He's trying to get those tails.
01:21:57
Speaker
You know what? but is that that He's trying to grow them out longer so they can be held on to. You're damn skimpy, my hippie. Yeah.
01:22:09
Speaker
Handlebars. No, no, no, no, no. You can really direct where you want him to fucking his mouth. Yeah, you got complete control then. You want to see fucking death of a black, my carry?
01:22:21
Speaker
Where's the fucking jacket? You got to lose the fucking gay ass bills Barber. You know what, Wally? Insult the bills again, motherfucker. They're gay.
01:22:34
Speaker
I thought New York calling people gay isn't an insult, right? They're going to show you what gay is, Wally. Sorry, my name's not Hoss. You ever heard of taking the whole team? It would be amazing with that solid handlebar that you got going on.
01:22:51
Speaker
you know what i heard of taken the whole table shit it would it would be amazing like with that with that solid handlebar that you got going on it it would it would be It would do me no more pleasure to like lay a solid strip of shit across it.
01:23:13
Speaker
but i But I don't want shit like that. like I spray. yeah So it's like spray paint, not a paintbrush. thought this was going a different direction I'm still not disappointed.
01:23:24
Speaker
i'm i'm I don't even know what to think. i'm just you know it it would just It would be like face paint. Oh, you don't want to get
01:23:36
Speaker
your face painted that You would look like the people in my thumbnail last night. Yeah, that's okay. Hey, welcome to the World Cup. Oh, my God.
01:23:48
Speaker
It's in Dubai next time. That's why Americans don't like soccer. Right there. That's how you get your face painted. Two shots. ah
01:24:01
Speaker
Yeah, now where'd my face go? yeah We're just going to stick to football. Thank you. Real football. Football? Football. the ball Thank you, Sean. Football.
01:24:14
Speaker
well you You keep saying that, but... um ah that Does that mean that you don't like baseball? No. No, I didn't know. Baseball is the most boring sport ever.
01:24:27
Speaker
Oh, it's boring. It's boring. That did that sounds like men versus women. Like, ah like hey, i'm I'm having so much. Thanks. I love you.
01:24:41
Speaker
I mean, women playing baseball, would be even that's called softball. It's still boring.
01:24:47
Speaker
Of course women don't like softballs. that which it go say they went play sorry Chaka, and the bad part is NBA anymore ain't the NBA. It's a bunch of guys that can't fucking take a beating.
01:25:04
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oh Well, I mean, LeBron James, yeah, he's pretty much, I mean, if he was in the WNBA, he would still get his ass off, you know? That's why he's only been playing for 38 years. like Is that guy ever going to retire?
01:25:18
Speaker
No, he's trying to break every record except, you know, greatness. He doesn't want to break that record. Yeah, the bad part of it is, man, I mean, but talking to sports, he there's he can't claim that he's freaking a goat because he ain't done nothing. Jordan's the goat. Everybody knows Jordan is the goat.
01:25:41
Speaker
Well, that's what i've been I've been arguing with all these kids that work with because they're all like, oh, LeBron, LeBron. oh I'm 100% with you on that, Lazy. Kobe's definitely the next in line behind Jordan. He's the only one. To my knowledge, he's the only one that's been able to keep up with Jordan in a one-on-one. I believe he beat him once, but it but that's still just like your sake.
01:26:04
Speaker
Right? So even when Kobe won his crime and Jordan was on his way out is when they played each other. I would say... I would say that Jordan is the goat because everybody that came after him keeps trying to fuck him.
01:26:18
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What about seeing somebody's goat? Yeah, especially that little goat. Somebody ever asked you if you want to see the goat walk away immediately.
Sports Debates and Athlete Compensation
01:26:30
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Johnny's speaking from experience. yeah I am.
01:26:36
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but They have no barnyard. They will not show you farm life, okay? I mean, too, you look at look at the way the error Jordan played in compared to now. Jordan would easily put up 80 points a game the way the league is now.
01:26:49
Speaker
Jordan played in a league of monsters. They were all good, and he was still. Well, you know what's funny is everybody, all the kids today will say that it's ah it's a tougher league now and that they wouldn't be able to do it good. And I'm like, whatever.
01:27:04
Speaker
Whatever. is that Is that what we're going to do? Because there's a dude named Roy Benavides. He had his stomach ripped open and he did all the things.
01:27:17
Speaker
And he he continued to don't move on with whatever had to be done. Right. up A type of dude that could be put in a body bag and be like, oh, no, he's done for. And he climbed out of the body bag. No, don't think it.
01:27:36
Speaker
So what you're saying is he played around and got opened up.
01:27:41
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ah Pretty much. you never tell You never tell anybody that they're done. ah But, you know, comparing this and that, it's like ah this moment. It's like, okay, the yeah it was the era. It was it was the moment. Okay.
01:28:02
Speaker
You get your own words. Well, I mean, and that's the thing is, is it the everybody, but all around, yes, Jordan is the man because he he really actually set the standard, honestly, in basketball and everything. likecha And like Chaka said, though, if it wasn't for Jordan, there wouldn't be Kobe and there wouldn't be a LeBron because they actually took and added Jordan's style to their own, but Kobe was the only one in the league that was damn near a mirror image as as Jordan, but he had I think Kobe had more of a killer instinct, honestly.
01:28:46
Speaker
no um i say I say Jordan is the GOAT, not about the style. It's got to do with the money.
01:28:58
Speaker
Because Jordan opened these dudes up to money. Yeah. You get to have... Especially with the shoes. that and Yeah. it that it hey Hey, you could be the best of the best because, you know, you got Magic. You got Larry. You get you you have fuck yeah you have an entire history of people that did this shit like it was a fucking job.
01:29:24
Speaker
Fuck yeah. And they enjoyed it while they were doing it, though. That's the thing. and And then yes sir and then like Michael Jordan was an Adidas fan, but Nike said, hey we want to make you the face of our new, we don't want to be running shoes ah exclusively. Like we want to be sports shoes. And and Michael Jordan came in, but he didn't just come in as a face.
01:29:55
Speaker
He came in and he did the thing. And next thing you know, um he he's got his own label.
01:30:06
Speaker
Oh, yeah. so And it's one of the most successful labels ever in any sport. Yep. You put that label on something, it's going to sell. I mean, he was sold Cologne. ah yeah you're you're not just You're not just buying Nikes anymore.
01:30:21
Speaker
you're You're buying Kobe's. yeah You're not just buying Nikes anymore. You're buying the name. you You're buying LeBron. No, we don't buy LeBron. But, hey, umm I'm just saying, who opened that door?
01:30:35
Speaker
Who opened that door? Was the dude that, you know, scoring champion, two-time three-peat. You know, yeah, he owned an era, but that's an era, and that can be argued about, you know, stats and all all that.
01:30:55
Speaker
and staying at one team. All these things can be argued, but hey, where do these other people like ah where where do you get your money from?
01:31:08
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Look at what they did for what they did for the game versus because their stats are. Yeah, because when when they can match the stats and recreate the money for the game, yeah, ah like yeah curate how people spend their money. oh Okay. Let's have a ah go argument then.
01:31:32
Speaker
Right. But the, and I get where you're coming from because if you honestly, you would break it down on the business side compared to the stat side. That's where, yeah, it, so it could be, it's still, but I mean, it's you're right. Untrackable. Yeah. Jordan opened a whole different door with, uh,
01:31:52
Speaker
Doing the whole Nike business side, everything else. And and it just it opened the future of what everybody's now. Oh, yeah. Getting the deals they're doing and stuff.
01:32:03
Speaker
It's just insane. But, too, at the same time, it's just like you could same with football. You could go back to – the 70s, early 80s, early 90s, how much football, it was pretty much a bloodbath when you're playing football compared to what it is now.
01:32:22
Speaker
And there's so many people in that argument, business-wise and statistic-wise, from those eras too of football that compared to now.
01:32:33
Speaker
And, you know, um I am so against it. But college athletes, you know having options to get paid.
01:32:44
Speaker
ah Fuck you. Fuck you. You went to college. but yeah Go for the education. Be lucky to have a scholarship.
01:32:55
Speaker
To think that you're going to get paid for this shit. right that i disagree I disagree with that 100%. You're making colleges eight hundreds dollars and you're not getting a dime of it. Get paid for what you're worth.
01:33:12
Speaker
Well, then then I would say this. I would say this because this is what the NBA has. They're put on video games. They're put on branding. And you're not getting a dime of that money? Fuck you. This is what so many professional leagues have.
01:33:32
Speaker
that they do on the regular that they don't do for the NFL. That's why college sports is so much more profitable is because they don't pay any of the people that they're making money off of. That is minor leagues, minor leagues. You can sign, ah if you want an MLB player, you can sign them out of high school.
01:33:54
Speaker
They're good. You can get them to leave high school early. They can get their GED d and then they can be part of your minor leagues getting an education before just being an athlete but at the same time you know what you're making a hundred million dollars off me i want a little chunk of that i get where you're both coming from though but but there were sin out of it at all there's no sense in you getting uh a hundred plus thousand dollar education uh
01:34:27
Speaker
You know, got alone to be in a year to be in college. Then they're making hundred million dollars off of you. Yeah. maybe you get your chunk of the um At the same time. It's like, hey, if you if you want to be if if you want to be an employee, get a fucking job. If you want to go to school, go to school.
01:34:48
Speaker
Let's not confuse the two. yeah We're not confused with anything. If you're making $100 million dollars off of me for what I do on the fucking sports field, well be on whole field here give me some of that money. for both of you Ever since this NIL deal for athletes, they actually went back, clear back to 1992 when all the shit started with the likeness, like you're talking lazy, making money off of.
01:35:18
Speaker
What most superstars in college are making now doesn't even put a dent into what the big universities were making for what you were saying. Exactly. So they're still making money hand over fist. It's not cutting. and And the thing is, college is, okay, that's whole different conversation.
01:35:39
Speaker
but But for somebody to use your likeness in video games and all this shit and they're like, it's not just, it's the brand deals, it's all that. it's There's a whole ecosystem around athletics.
01:35:52
Speaker
i've I've said this before. That's crazy them to not make a damn bit of money off of people profit profiting that much off of them. like which okay Let's say somebody just like, you know what? I like a face. i' andnna I'm going to monetize his face even though I'm not going to give him a bit of this. like Are you kidding me? which yeah is and and I said this before that the NCAA is one of the most corrupt organizations that has ever the face show. Of course, they didn't want share any profits with the people they were making profits off. nope yeah that's like that That's all you need to know right from the get-go. People got fucking um expelled from school, from their colleges. They got banned from their colleges if they took any money from...
01:36:44
Speaker
Prime example, look at the Miami Hurricanes. The whole U shit that was going on. That is the definition of greed right there. oh yeah they literally I'm going to use your likeness to make $100 million, dollars but if you even try to get a dime of it, you're expelled from your college. well that's like tworeed deal question Just imagine what's next.
01:37:06
Speaker
Because if there's an NCAA and this is a, you know, oftentimes state funded, you know, taxpayer funded collegiate system that is winding up, you know, creating ah programs to, you know, provide and for players. So that way you you get to have a video game at the end of the day, what's stopping it from being high schools?
01:37:37
Speaker
Well, actually, I'm not going to answer that. Here in the state of Ohio, they actually put that a vote at the beginning of January of this year to see if Ohio high school athletes should get NIL deals.
01:37:51
Speaker
They were actually trying to pass that on the high school level. But they're not even – But they don't do video games for high schoolers and stuff. So I don't see the point of it. But are they going to do some kind of promotions? Are they going to do merchandising for it?
01:38:05
Speaker
Yeah, they don't do none of it. I hate these cracker dads. You got people tracking high school students and then the that's basically a layaway plan. they're They're waiting for them to get into college and get into these things before they commoditize them.
01:38:22
Speaker
I'm okay with scholarships. um I understand when somebody is really good, but it's not equal across the board because I don't think football should be paying ah football players.
Education and Career Backup Plans
01:38:38
Speaker
ah I think football should be funding the greater thing. Like, it's like, hey, you guys did great out there. and the boosters raised millions of dollars.
01:38:52
Speaker
It's like that's how we got this medical school. Because you know what? Nobody's going up there and saying, hey, I'm going to sponsor this medical student, ah yeah let alone a whole team to do their research. ah No, no, that's when it becomes. And then it gets into political shit.
01:39:17
Speaker
And it's like, hey, who wins and who loses? But you know what? you You got a bunch of retards that smash each other's heads into each other.
01:39:28
Speaker
And all of a sudden it's like, ah well, you were fast for two years and thank God you got a million dollars out of it. Right. And Chaka just brought up a good point about where I talked about that whole deal.
01:39:41
Speaker
Yeah, high schoolers nowadays, you are right, Chaka. They can't even write cursive to save their life. they can't and They couldn't even tell you what a check is because banks got away from that, not only the schools, but still, that's just a different thing. We can talk on another subject, but I get it.
01:39:58
Speaker
go ahead johnny i i had a question about that now there's an exception ah of course you talked about the larger uh percentage of that populi doesn't know how do you but there's that one maybe one or two percent that is focused on doing just that though what do you do about them because you can't i get it you can't just discriminate one or two percent and be like well we let these guys because they know how to do their shape. Sorry, guys, that it looks wrong to you guys, but it's true, though. There's that 1% or 2% that is focused on just that, knowing what to do with the finances for the future.
01:40:29
Speaker
So you deprive them of that? But other than that, yeah, back to... We'll get off... yeah i mean both those We're kind of getting out of that side. No, it makes sense. ah There's 1% in every field.
01:40:42
Speaker
Yes, sir. but but But you have people paying a ridiculous amount of money. Yes, sir. go and and and wind up hopefully to be and improve themselves to be the 1%. Right. Whereas the, the sports winds up being in multiple, multiple sports, multiple sports.
01:41:09
Speaker
And it's like, uh, if I want to be a doctor, you know, uh, You know, that's an extreme sense. But, yeah you know what what is the last person to finish grade wise in medical school? They're still called the doctor.
01:41:27
Speaker
Whereas if you're the last person to finish in, you know on the football team, um you might you might have the grades if as long as you went through your classes to be a physical trainer.
01:41:45
Speaker
ah Right. but Yeah. I agree with both what you and Chaka just said. It's looking at the other side of the point of view. But yeah, no you're absolutely correct. and And the bad part is that's that's every day, though. It's not just in the colleges and high schools. It's it's everyday thing. It's even in the workforce that you get, you know, you get the ones that are.
01:42:08
Speaker
getting the extra attention everything else and you got somebody that's just trying to put in just as much work but they're still getting brushed under the rug because like untractable said the education's a little more that way or it's more of as i call it not only education but it's the brown nosing yes they don't do do the stuff the way you know They cut corners a lot. And they cut corners in everything.
01:42:40
Speaker
The sports side of shit and everything else. that but That was ah the big thing. ah ah What was it? ah Bobby Bowden had to bow out of Florida State because they that shit big because they had five tutors for every player. Yeah.
01:42:58
Speaker
Yeah. That's the same shit they dealt with ah theyre the Miami Hurricanes besides them taking money and partying. They had the issue with all that shit too. That's why Miami got gotten so much shit back in the day like they did and everything else was over the money money schemes and the them tutoring people basically paying somebody to get them past their grades so they can play football.
01:43:23
Speaker
the The kids that are the same age going through their same ah curriculum. um They don't get put on planes and taken across the country to get diversitized and learn from the best.
01:43:40
Speaker
No, they they can go into a cubicle And they got to listen to this asshole speak for 30 minutes. Whereas ah these other guys like, hey well, you're kind of excused because we have to fly you from North Carolina to California. but yeah getting Exactly. and Along the way, um there's going to be five people that are talking to you so that way you know what to say. We're going to give you your talking points, but at the same time, your paper is going to be ah in on time and you don't have the type of word.
01:44:18
Speaker
Exactly. and and and that is and That's the truth. It honestly is. It really is. and That's the shitty part about it. but yeah Back to the... That's all because of money being made.
01:44:32
Speaker
um And pardon me for interrupting again. if if you're horrible If you want to play a game for a living, there should be a system for you going through that to, you know, progress in that. Just the same way as if you want to get an education,
01:44:57
Speaker
something that really has to, because what do we know about athletes? It's your body. And the moment it fails, you have no more ability.
01:45:08
Speaker
There's nothing left. There's nothing left for you to perform as an athlete. Right. So if, if, if you want knowledge, where is the knowledge? If the knowledge is in this building and this senior person is going to like speak knowledge, right?
01:45:26
Speaker
but But it's it's almost not even there anymore. like i could ah I could almost Google heart surgery and do it on myself right now.
01:45:39
Speaker
Don't do that. could be fair that's the term That's the definition of an amateur is, right? But but but you see what I'm saying. it's like I do. yes and yeah hobby um There are people that say, yes, you can move on, and people that say that you can't move on.
01:45:56
Speaker
So when it comes to athletics, it's like, hey once that knee is gone, um well, you're you're not going to be on our team. We we watched his knee blow out.
01:46:12
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Well, that's why college athletics is should be paid for whatever they're worth because a lot of them don't make it to the pros, not because they're not good, because they get career-ending injury. Because they always – that was the argument that they tried to make was – The payoff is that you're going to get to the pros and you're going to make millions of dollars. Okay, well, not all make it that far because they do get a knee blown out or they do have a career-ending injury in in college. Yeah, you got your free ride in college. but i mean by the time You never make it to the pros because of an injury. But at the same time, while you were there, you were generating...
01:46:51
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shit tons of money for the college. why not not Not just directly from the games, but also from like, hey, this athlete went here. You should come here too. like They're they they generating advertising in general for the college. like Hey, this is where the top athletes Indirectly even.
01:47:09
Speaker
One, it' say i would say fuck your knee that's your need And there's always a repentance. That's what happens to a lot of college athletes that never got paid for their likeness and video games and all that shit. They get fucked up playing and then they never make it to the big leagues. They never get that million dollar paycheck that they were promised. Their dreams get crushed because of that injury. Exactly. That's their weapon. And if they're in college, they never make it to the pros.
01:47:38
Speaker
And then they never make it. pros and i never On to the educational systems should stop selling people like we were slaves on an auction block.
01:47:57
Speaker
It doesn't matter what you go to school for. um one you shouldn't. either Hey, you should not. We shouldn't be like, oh, look what we got.
01:48:11
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Hey. Honestly, I think education is free. Knowledge is... Nowadays, yeah, you're right. you're right you can you can You can learn anything nowadays without a college degree. but The degree is what a lot of employers look at. It's a lot of... You're right. all You can get a fucking Ivy League level education just if you buckle down for free. You're not going to have that certificate that says you have it. Yeah, that's the only thing.
01:48:42
Speaker
So when you when you talk about like, ah oh, you know, you you gave your knee and you were part of a a college football team and it was a million dollars. Like, um ah where do you think this sport came from? It came from people that lasted.
01:49:02
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If you can't last, you can't last. Nuff said. right and ah but at But at the same time, you got to go through this institution of you know all the information that the world has to offer.
01:49:18
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And you know you know maybe you're on scholarship. So it's like, hey, do have some knowledge of the world. Leave with a business degree or something.
01:49:30
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Don't just come here ah thinking that you're going to be a one percenter because one percent means one percent. And, you know, hey, it's good to go in thinking that you got what it takes.
01:49:45
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know a education that yeah given And that's what it's basically boiling down to where. that he's, getting that's where Intrackable's getting to is because, and like you brought up too, Lazy, with the injuries and stuff for not getting the money. I get it.
01:50:02
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be Being a superstar in high school, coming into college, everything else, i've I never went to school. I played football from the time I was in sixth grade until I graduated high school. um Yes, I never got like a D1 school offer for full ride or anything like that back in the day.
01:50:22
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But I've had classmates that's got them. My kids right now has classmates that are getting D1 rides. i get I get that.
01:50:33
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But, yes, the education needs to be the backup plan because you never know. All it takes is that one time. Yep. One time. And your whole career is done.
01:50:44
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And because you only focused on, and Chaka brought it up on that, that they don't understand that. The dream is always there, but you also, and all all of us can agree, you still got to have that backup class.
01:50:58
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Well, I mean, it's a double-edged sword. It really is. And if you went to if you if you went to, if you took courses for stuff you wanted to go to, I mean, why why wouldn't you want to go to those classes so that you would still, like, you should still be interested in those subjects, you know?
01:51:16
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But a lot of them are. But the thing is, is a lot of them nowadays, since this shit, I get, I'm with, on I'm on both sides. This is my opinion on both sides.
01:51:27
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Yes, all this time, because my age and the era I grew up in, they did get it used and abused for their likeness. You know, and they're, you know, and those scholarships back then only covered so much.
01:51:41
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Unlike they are today. And you could lose your scholarship if you couldn't play. If you couldn't play, you could lose your scholarship. Yeah, that's the bad part. You get ah you get an injury. you're Say you started as a freshman and you had a severe knee injury or whatever, torn your ACL, and you couldn't come back the following year as and perform like they expected you were doing your freshman year or you get hurt in practice.
01:52:08
Speaker
The school and the coaches and the athletic directors, guess what? We're pulling your scholarship. Now you you either got to find a way to fend for yourself in college or with this NIL deal. The one thing I like about the paying is it still, if that happens, they could, I don't know how they do it, if they still actually stay and get their education, the ones that get hurt.
01:52:30
Speaker
But if it was me, yes, I may be making that money. but the education would be my fallback. That's just me. Exactly. I agree with that, Wally. i don't yeah I don't agree with the right to pull a scholarship if you get injured. like You gave that scholarship. But the bad part is, it's yeah like you get a scholarship now with everything going on.
01:52:51
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i don't like the school spend one one year there and you can transfer anywhere in the country now. That should have never been allowed. Unless it had a minimum of requirement like it is to get into college and enter the NBA draft.
01:53:07
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Now you have to at least play until you're a sophomore in college. It used to be you can come straight out of high school. Now they put a stop to it because there was too many high school kids trying to get in and i overpopulated this shit. I remember that being a big deal. I'm not even a sports guy and I know about that. But the college football side of it because it is a billion dollar company.
01:53:31
Speaker
well that's why just I said it across the board. It's a billion dollar company. That's why college sports make more money is because they don't pay their athletes the way the NFL you have. you have
Military Appreciation and Financial Comparisons
01:53:41
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a That's what I'm getting my point at. Just just just imagine you you're you're a youngster and what you just so happen to choose and maybe be good at is like, oh, well, I wound up in the military.
01:53:57
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yeah um You know what I'm not going to do? um or You know what I'm not going to get? I'm not going to get paid. the the same and You're talking about people that play games, but when it when it comes down to it, it's like, hey, um oh, well, you chose that.
01:54:18
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You chose that. You chose that. and It's like, well, ah yeah, I did. and Maybe I had fun, but it doesn't change the fact that back hurts every day.
01:54:31
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And there there are no millions. There are no millions. there are there There is no trade that goes along with being hurt every single fucking day.
01:54:46
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Nope. no Fuck no. No, I agree with you. it's It's crazy when people say, hey, we created it an entire holiday for you.
01:55:01
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And um you know you get discount on Chick-fil-A. Congratulations. right motherfu but yeah Right. But this 19-year-old that doesn't like this school because he's not paying him enough millions can go to another school before he even understands what nothing in a bitch is.
01:55:30
Speaker
You understand that. Yeah. But yeah, well that's the thing. but and that's And it is. I mean, like I said, it's with this topic, I mean, it literally, it it it's a double-edged sword.
01:55:44
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And I'm with you on Tractable, though. If anybody should be getting the millions, it is our men and women of this country. Yes. Honestly. Because if it guys...
01:55:58
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know the women that serve this country, we don't want millions. We we don't want to be the celebrities. We just want to stop paying taxes. We want to stop having things raised on us oh and I agree with if you. you are a member of ah armed services, you should never have to pay taxes again. The fuck? No, you already served the country. I think you should definitely, if you serve ah you serve in an actual fucking war too, like if you serve in some shit, like you deserve some kind of extra something.
01:56:34
Speaker
Yeah, completely agree, Shaman. That Don't get me wrong, if you just signed up for the military and you never once left the fucking base and you didn't actually go do anything, then maybe you don't deserve as much as the guy that went over there and actually risked his life.
01:56:52
Speaker
well You know what I mean? I agree with that. but I think i think but you can't you can't put that because you never know when there's going to be an armed conflict. There's some people that are ready to fucking That's what I'm saying. You should get some kind of bonus for that shit.
01:57:06
Speaker
Oh, absolutely. active Active military duty in an war zone? Yeah, absolutely. But even just signing up for it because like one percent less than of the up. Less than 1%.
01:57:19
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forty five million people in america actually sign up less than one percent So either way, just signing up, just putting, putting, but it just even, even if you serve out whatever term you have before your term, you still should never have to pay tax again. Cause you, you put, you put it out there.
01:57:40
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I'm willing to go. If you need me to go, even if you don't have to go four years, you should never have to pay tax again. That should just be built into the whole equation. i I think,
01:57:52
Speaker
You know, I mean think taxes... If you actually serve in an act of military conflict... Not even a war. There's a lot of military conflict. there's notulation where Stop taxing me. Stop taxing me. That was the whole stipulation. Stop taxing me.
01:58:10
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That should be built into the contract. 100%. If they were
01:58:17
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250 years ago to say, ah you know, we concede. You fought us out of the tea party because we didn't want to fucking pay taxes for no reps. If somebody signs up for the military, okay we'll get out. I get it. so we're not going to talk politics on here no more.
01:58:37
Speaker
I grew up in a military family. but it not no i get it's military i get military talk but it's it is up to live a year at your i where with those i you grew up in a military family I grew up my my mom's family My uncle's everything.
01:58:55
Speaker
Yes, I get where it should be that way. But other than that, yeah, we'll kind of let's switch it around because let's let's take all that Wally. You're a very controversial host. We're talking about like paying athletes for what they're deserved, even if they're in college. Hey, and you need the fucking host. Not you. Let him fucking host this show.
01:59:17
Speaker
No, I just, I get where I, but but I'm just saying where it's, it with we're right there. I get it. We're controversial, but I'm just saying it's, I get the, and the military needs to be, and I agree a hundred percent and I'll end it right here. yeah You guys should just like anybody should not, they should not have to, because they serve our fucking country, put their lives on the line every day.
01:59:43
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yeah And I'm sorry. going to throw it out there. EMSs, good police officers, keyword, good cops, they should be tax-free.
01:59:55
Speaker
Sorry. You know what? I love that, actually, Wally. that I agree with that. I didn't even think of that one. Sorry. I'm laughing at Chaka. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My dog hit my fucking burger from the table. I'm going to kick over his damn dog bowl. Damn it, Chaka.
02:00:12
Speaker
That's what you get when going to eat his hamburger. You know what the difference is? hamburger Your dog will eat that food off the Your dog will eat that food off the floor, bro. But anybody that anybody in the branches military, medical field, good yeah good good officers across the board and don't matter if the local... Anybody that has a very dangerous job.
02:00:34
Speaker
That's part of the country saying thank you back because going to charge you taxes. you got yeah that's part of the country saying take you back is we're not going to charge you taxes Here's the thing of it is, too. Guess what? The funny part is... The funny part is... That's the problem.
02:00:50
Speaker
Okay, so how how are police officers and firefighters paid through government taxes? we yeah We pay them through taxes, so why should they have to pay taxes on the taxes that they have? Yeah, and I agree. You know what I mean? It's kind of funny. is It's kind of ironic.
02:01:06
Speaker
I feel like Alanis Morissette. Isn't it ironic? Yeah, it's just one of those deals. It just... it They're getting paid from taxpayer dollars and then they have to pay taxes on the taxpayer dollars. Yeah, it's... Chaka, prisons are um privately owned, so you're going to get taxed them.
02:01:26
Speaker
I was going to say, Chaka, a lot of prisons nowadays, which I think is a criminal fucking offense, having a tax pay. Yeah, dude. Having private prisons, like you incentivize incarceration because then you get government funding. do that shit on purpose, purpose lazy.
02:01:41
Speaker
They keep people in prison a lot longer than they need to be just because, and then they they don't they don't assimilate well into society once they're out of yeah Out of prison. But yeah, I mean, like like I said, I i get it. we we With the thing, the controversial, ladies and I get the whole ordeal.
02:01:59
Speaker
we got We all, in a way, on the controversial, what we've been talking, in a way, we all kind of agree on a lot of the same things. We But there's also, yeah just like anything, you everybody's got a little bit of different on their side.
02:02:16
Speaker
well yeah it didn't blow It doesn't blow up like everyday society. We can talk here what we just did without – Lazy, i'mma comes I'm going to come beat your ass because we disagree.
02:02:28
Speaker
See you, Untractable. Have a good one, bro. Have a good one. Always good to see you, bro. Always love seeing you.
02:02:39
Speaker
Hell yeah, always. But yeah, but I mean, that's the thing. we We may dog each other on this network, you know, on our Saturday nights. um Give each other bullshit.
02:02:51
Speaker
But we also come to an understanding on certain things that we can agree to disagree. You know what I mean? That's that's that's the nice thing about this.
02:03:04
Speaker
but Well, I mean, when you're hosting, Wally, when you're hosting, that's exactly right. yourre You need to get the brown off your nose. zoom Wally, i say i caught him I called him out that one time, but now he's like, oh wait, let me let me get back in good graces.
02:03:21
Speaker
now Now, Wally, I got to tell you, as somebody who's been doing a great job, and I just need to appreciate you for it. I've heard, but yeah, I mean, that's the thing. but but Go ahead, Johnny. Sorry. I was just going to say someone who's been helping you usually coach when you're on your sessions, pardon me for not really interjecting much into this one because I, it's usually a lot for me to keep track of the world's events.
02:03:44
Speaker
Oh,
Podcast Hosting Challenges
02:03:45
Speaker
Johnny. Oh, no, we, we did all pretty much agree. So it was really just, it was more of a four-way rant. I'm just saying for the business that I've been in on helping lately, uh, pardon me if I hadn't really said much.
02:04:01
Speaker
well you yeah you're not You're not parted, Johnny. Don't let it happen to you, okay? Thanks, Yaman. But no, I mean, it's... am alongma ding gang It's just one of those deals that... the One of the deals is we we all talked tonight of pushing... You know, we kind of pushed that boundary, if you know what I mean, about certain topics.
02:04:26
Speaker
But... We weren't being dicks. We weren't being assholes. We weren't over-talking each other. We were civil. We listened to each other. And we seen seen across the board, basically across the board, there was points we all agreed on, and we also had our differences on.
02:04:48
Speaker
But damn near, it was almost identical. Well, yeah. You're lazy. Yours was to the point with the paid athletes. But at the same time, Untrackable didn't agree with that part of it, but you both agreed on making sure the education was your primary backup.
02:05:07
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So it kind of came in together where you – the money thing didn't agree on, but the education, you both were – instead of, oh, I don't care about none of that shit, you guys both came across –
02:05:22
Speaker
Well, yeah, Chaka, I agree, but I'm just trying to be civil. You know, I'm always the peacemaker. Where you at, man? No. Okay. That's always the case. Okay. We're going to fight again now.
02:05:33
Speaker
Okay. We're ruining. We're going to ruin your moment. There's his dickish. The dickish is coming out again. fucking funny. He's getting violent. He's going to come over to your house and whoop your ass. so where you're going I'm glad your dog ate your burger.
02:05:49
Speaker
Fuck you. Yeah, no shit. Now I am now too. oh But yeah, I mean, it was good that we we were able to get that out there. I mean, it's here's the different opinions without going any further into the other side that almost happened, if you know what I mean.
02:06:05
Speaker
well yeah was And it was good. you know At the end of the day, we're all going to still be friends with you're trying to say. well yeah Lazy, you're fired, and Johnny, you're fired. It's just me and Shaman tonight. Sorry. all croer we no Johnny, we should start our own show. That's why I have a backup plan. Right, Jedi? The Lazy Bong show.
02:06:29
Speaker
That's where they they talk about smoking but don't actually do that is my bong yeah got the controls. You better watch it.
02:06:42
Speaker
Hey, Johnny Bongs, show is going to be way better than Wally's show. It's okay. I left him a little present back there. You know what I'm saying? Did you shit on this carpet? pick Because that's what I did.
02:06:53
Speaker
Yeah. i didt you I did it even before I knew he was going to be a dick. I just thought he might be one, so I shit. Yeah, Lazy jumped the gun on that one. He was already... yeah i was just on the head i just I just knew the way you were going to go.
02:07:07
Speaker
at the private That's why he started being a dick because he wanted to get you to be a dick. And then that way he could be a dick and say that it's all because you are a dick.
02:07:18
Speaker
That's usually how me and Lazy go back and forth when I'm up here on Saturday anyways. We always be a dick towards each other. And then we start to agree on non-shit. Well, then we team up against Glick because, you know. Oh, yeah. I think we all do that. As Nascott has the strength of 10 men, so it takes both of us to really defeat him.
02:07:38
Speaker
No, actually, if if you notice, if you if you watch on the panel, there'll be a couple people kind of going at it, and then all of a sudden everybody will just kind of go at one person that's not even part of that, and then that'll take the thing away. And then throughout the night, everybody just makes fun of different people people but then everybody goes after everybody nothing thing away i like my thing yeah buy thing the same thing i like my right it when it gets unhinged
02:08:08
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oh just
02:08:12
Speaker
had ch ah glick is fired heard chaka i mean I've been saying it all night, Wally.
02:08:23
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i mean You're handling this pretty damn well. Doing a good begin wall eat yeah i don't I don't want your ego to get out of control, Wally, but you're fucking nailing it.
02:08:35
Speaker
I'm trying my best. That's all I can do. More egos than the waffles company. i mean Once you figure it to send the link out so that you know me and Johnny... Thanks to Chocco. Chocco is my lifesaver tonight.
02:08:49
Speaker
I see how it is. Chaka. Chaka. Chaka.
02:08:55
Speaker
yeah john you were you weren any help yeah jenny what what was that johnny you know you know how to send link out all time i got on your i've been on your show a million times why yeah i know to coat why know co i spin them out but i can't pin them there yeah well well you didn't send them out yeah a No introduction needed right here, boys. What the fuck? What's up, Rocky?
02:09:23
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:09:37
Speaker
What is up? I love that intro. I love that intro. I like much better. like that you took my top but I still love you bro.
02:09:58
Speaker
The real host is here now for Saturday night. He came to say that. That is not true. wally how you doing, man? Sorry, I was late. Like I said, I had that tournament. How'd the wrestling tournament go?
02:10:14
Speaker
Watching kids wrestle is a sad. oh yeah that oh knew That means that it's kind of funny. um I saw a kid run into, so it's like a gymnasium. So think about it like that, like a big gym.
02:10:28
Speaker
And I saw this kid bow to another kid and put his head down and just run at him full force into a wall. Busted his nose wide open. And and i was the only one laughing. Oh, hell yeah. did you get video?
02:10:45
Speaker
didn't get video because I didn't see it coming. It just came out of nowhere, man. and I thought it was hilarious, but I was apparently the only one who thought it was hilarious. Everyone else was like, aww. You know, like, aww. Didn't you guys see him bust his fucking face open? Oh my god. Did you guys not see that? I want to see it again. Do it again. here This is why I know I belong here because all of you would have laughed too. Yeah. Why do you not laugh that day? unless Even if it's your kid, what the fuck?
02:11:20
Speaker
I would laugh harder than people's minds. especially but Especially if they're willing to do it themselves without being provoked. Yeah. What's up, man? Come on up.
02:11:34
Speaker
Yeah, Chaka. I'm getting off as we speak, Shaman. What about that? Hand check. I'm multitasking. Multitasking. He's got a pocket pussy under his desk. I need to go away to get off. Come on now. i'm getting off i'm getting off as we speak shaman what about that you got an hour he is i multitaking multitasking i don't mean believe you know he's got he's got a he's got a pocket pussy under his desk andy go away to get off come on now
02:12:02
Speaker
He's got a dildo on his chair. yeah How did you know? You shared it earlier with everybody. know every Every time you stand up, we can hear it. That means I like it, right?
02:12:19
Speaker
oh By the way, Rocky, now I can thank you in person instead of through text. I'm glad you liked it, man. i'm glad you liked it man So, Wally, the guitar solo ah is me.
02:12:36
Speaker
No shit. Yeah, man. Dude, that is awesome. That makes it even more special. Yeah, man. See, I put my own little extra on it for you. You and Chaka got extra.
02:12:50
Speaker
Yeah, I sent it to Johnny. I like, here, you gotta check us out what Rocky made us for. Oh, dude. That was fucking nice on the ears, man. Thanks, man. Yeah. Hell yeah. that fucking rock how i I was already 20 seconds into it I'm like, yep, this is badass already. I told you, bro. And the car sounds, of course, too. you know So had to put in the racing ah the racing cars.
02:13:16
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I helped them i hope them make that. yeah Yeah. I know you did, Shaman. Hi, Shaman. Shaman's only theme song is this. That's his theme song. These are the victims who need their stories. Please excuse victims needs their stories ah yeah please excuse us something we did i
02:13:44
Speaker
Yes, so how are we doing tonight, gentlemen? This caster is here. has questions. Let's start with Wally. I fiddled around couldn't get the link. Choco is my lifesaver for posting the link in the chat tonight. Other than other than that other than that, man, tonight's been pretty smooth. lea We had Untrackable up here and stuff. We had pretty good, decent kind of a debate, but Push that border a little bit, but we kept it under control on on certain topics that we were talking. Yeah, Wally.
02:14:20
Speaker
It went good. Shut up, Johnny, before I remove you from the stage. And as they say, Wally is in charge tonight. He is in charge.
02:14:31
Speaker
Johnny called everybody monkeys. Yeah, and I'll do it again. I'm bad. Call monkeys. You missed it.
02:14:39
Speaker
Didn't he, lazy? useful How about I call you a ****? did You know? God. um But no, yes, tonight's actually went pretty good and shit, man. It was it was nice.
02:14:56
Speaker
So far, it's pretty good. Well, unfortunately for you, Wally, I do have some some ah some news that I have to bring to the show tonight.
02:15:07
Speaker
He's pregnant. Unfortunately, on the Lazy Shaman show yesterday, Wally and Glick losing their titles. Losing their titles to Chaka and Jedi in what appears to be a cheating round. Johnny, Johnny Bones, running out to the ring to assist.
02:15:28
Speaker
Johnny, why would you betray your own co-host in of helping Jedi? You don't even get to defend yourself. Sorry. I mean, that is not how this works.
02:15:44
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you don't get You've been tried, convicted, and executed, just immediately fired him. I mean, I think Wally made the right call.
02:16:07
Speaker
you know Yesterday was an interesting night. you know he had bullet point touring We had Jedi, who is the current champ, versus Shaman, Rock Lee, and chaka Chaka picking up the win.
02:16:21
Speaker
Jedi was so upset about that that he wanted a rematch, but he made it a handicap match. His stipulation washed the tape back. Well, you put three people against me the first time around. mean That was bullshit. I almost took them all three down, but um whatever. i'm um only Man, you didn't know. The only one you almost took down. um Actually, you did take down the shaman. He's the only one. As soon as he stepped through the rope.
02:16:47
Speaker
Jedi just flat. That was it. We had an argument before the match, and I was very amped up. Hey! What's going on? What's going on?
02:17:06
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it so oh shit the school do check words my be i'm shot it Chaco, where's my burger? I'm hungry. I made 12 of those motherfuckers. He's over here making fucking White Castle...
02:17:19
Speaker
i one and i want three he's over here making fucking white castle burger That sounds like it'd be bomb right now, man. Don't even start. I'm not a big fan of White Castles. I find white. Is it here you don't like You don't like White Castles? It tastes like Hamburger Helper to me. That's what White Castle tastes like. god black
Humorous Stories and Role-Playing
02:17:44
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bunker all right no yeah like heaven It's called Black
02:17:52
Speaker
would you rather go to black hus blackhood can i little black bunker get your shit straight like i mean it's called the black railroad like you have i i didn't call for my reason last night know me come meet with me at back of the bus yeah yeah Chaka one part of the new undisputed tag team champions stepping in the ring stole the championships from Wally What do you mean still we earned that shit we pinned them titles? only reason I let was mentioned in the conversation
02:18:39
Speaker
Otherwise, Jedi, get to the back of the fucking line. Yeah. Get to the back of the bus, Lazy. Back of the bus, Lazy. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. It's bad enough that you stole my top left spot. No, but I'll agree with it.
02:18:55
Speaker
Ooh, that's bougie. The highlight of my night last night was when was did you slap me, bitch? yeah you know chaka i don't need you know i the world you guys are track tech champions you nobody out much back door the tag team champions can't you can't argue with chaka the highlight of my night last night was was when i was like
02:19:23
Speaker
Hey, is a clippable moment. I actually saved it. I did save it. I put a short out that one where Shaman's like, I'm going to get his ass now. And then Lazy's like, no. Wait, what happened? Yeah, you're lucky I liked that video. i did it to support you. not I put a short out where Lazy's like, I'm going to get his ass now. And then you like did some cartwheel, grabbed his neck by your feet and flipped him over. No way. It was entertaining.
02:19:52
Speaker
It was entertaining. I did run a few matches offline today, but no title change chance. Chaka and Jedi, you defended against the Blood Brothers. Of course, I knew we would, and I knew we won.
02:20:04
Speaker
You won. Yeah, there was Of course, but it goes without saying.
02:20:10
Speaker
We always win. gar You can't defeat Chaka and Jedi. Are you kidding me? I don't know Number one contender is Ari Lally. So it actually wasn't rigged this time? it Was not ever raised never written that once Wally my god, youre okay, all right, so let's double a match up right now then so i yeah Let's do it Wally is the he is the one running the show tonight. I want to be respect right ahead Rocky him Okay, yeah Yeah, I told you bro I fucking told man, you don't trust me
02:20:48
Speaker
yeah wally yeah i gotta go watch whatever put out Johnny I can't find anybody I can't find a way to create your iconic and I mean iconic mustache There is something very special about this mustache ladies and gentlemen and it can't be replicated Yeah, I keep my people then I know it's sick Appreciate that, but thank you.
02:21:12
Speaker
Yeah, I like a Jack Sparrow Woody If only all that is much discipline as I had my fucking mustache, all right? Yes, sir. beat places by now, man. He's got a Jack Sparrow butt tickler on his face.
02:21:30
Speaker
His mustache is what helped him overthrow that country. You're damn skippy. I don't have a fucking skunk strip on my face, Wally.
02:21:44
Speaker
At least I can grow mine out there, Peach Fuzz. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. It's called facial alopecia, Walter. I'm over here dropping new concepts right now.
02:21:56
Speaker
Facial alopecia, Walter. Let me clip that. You guys just got me some subs.
02:22:03
Speaker
I'm getting alerts and I'm like, oh, Chaka just dropped something? Wait, he's on stream with me. Hold the fuck up. Hold the fuck up. So Chaka, that thing you sent me, is that your new intro then? Is that going to be like your new thing intro thing?
02:22:20
Speaker
Yeah. Well, I always tweak the the visuals of the intro. Oh, you tweak too? Yeah, i like to tweak. Yeah, I'm from Kelly, baby. I tweak all the time, depending on what I'm on now. Okay. Thumbs and fingers don't count. The song is the song, dude.
02:22:37
Speaker
That's worth It's weak. Get up here. The Mac is black. The Mac is back. but said the Mac is black. He's to come up here in black, please.
02:22:49
Speaker
KTOW, what's up, man? You know, I'm so happy everybody says that the way I say it, because this sounds so fucking weird. I feel weird when I say that shit. K-Tow? K-Tow? Yeah.
02:23:02
Speaker
say See? See? You hear it, right? K-Tow. I just say F-Joe, because I end up saying K-Tow. K-Tow. Hi, Mr. Tow. Man, I thought that was only me. I felt so much better now. I thought that was like a sign of my retardation some shit. K-Tow Ming.
02:23:21
Speaker
buttons I was like, why can't I say that regularly? Why can't I just say that regularly? Hey, Johnny, I need you to me favor. I just need to see the back of your head. Oh, yeah. That's enough.
02:23:35
Speaker
That's enough. Just needed to make sure I had it Look at that fucking rat's nest. Yeah, it's it's a mess. Yo, rats could never live in there. you know what? I'm going to show you where the rats live, Shaman.
02:23:46
Speaker
Oh, shit. There you go, Shaman. He said, Coolmon towing. Coolmon. Coolman.
02:23:59
Speaker
Coolman. Coolman. so it' just Just being Angie. hello Welcome, welcome. I am Chuka now. Chuka. Welcome back, baby. I don't like being in the bottom right.
02:24:15
Speaker
Who cares, bro? Get over Oh, and you gave him the top left. What a little sissy Lala. All you fucking haters. Shut up, you guys. Sissy Lala. Fucking diva. I didn't know he was on YouTube stream with a diva. Yeah, shut up, ladies and gentlemen. Now you know, Chaka.
02:24:38
Speaker
He's known to hit on the women and hang out with Chaka. Back in the city streets. Uh oh. Bringing up, one and only, The Mat. Welcome up to the stage. How you doing, sir? What's cracking? What's cracking?
02:24:49
Speaker
Ew, go away. um The Mat. The Mat is back. john of niro This is bullshit. This is bullshit. I thought i think you said The Mat, and I was like, who the fuck is The Mat? That's not me.
02:25:04
Speaker
Well, fix it, Wally. God damn. Wally, get this under control, motherfucker. fingers are broken.
02:25:12
Speaker
Hey, uh, F. Joe said, you take super chats to rearrange the the panel? I do take super chats. Oh, I do. I don't like to be a bottom.
02:25:25
Speaker
Hey, I'll tell you what, uh, K-Town, we do on the Lazy Shama Show. yeah well We're not at super chat level yet. I'm getting tired of being a bottom. I got my cash app on there. so You can always throw me a couple dollars. Just yeah you let me know you did it. You guys can buy Shaman a facelift.
02:25:46
Speaker
yeah You can buy Lazy. He's a facelift. He's already getting emotional. he's a face faceless he's already he's already getting a emotional on Nobody's even like done yet.
02:25:58
Speaker
I'm not in the top left. How can we lift a face against you? It's not your show. Stay on the bottom. You know what? It could be, though. You know, they could be you know usually to a Wally, but I'm not interested. He's it, too.
02:26:15
Speaker
He's been on this all fucking night. Huh, Wally? Yeah, Wally. Oh, I'm not drinking vodka tonight. Top middle's fine. I am drinking jungle juice. No, not vodka tonight. Oh, jungle juice. jum do got monkeys. Everything. It's Malibu rum. Fucking what else is it? Some Hennessy in there. A bunch of juke different juices. Shit's bomb. Shit's bomb, bro. You're lucky bad. jim nice lucky
02:26:45
Speaker
Yeah, i put Hensi in it so I can say it's Jungle Jew. No, you didn't. Everything in the cabinet. I like your style, Chaka.
02:26:56
Speaker
It literally was everything in my cabinet. I fuck with it.
02:27:02
Speaker
You know, personally, mine used to be you know a little bit of nail polish or a little bit of cologne. Yeah.
02:27:11
Speaker
We have another one. Coming to the stage. He's bald and shiny. It's great. Drak, welcome up. Had lots of fun with you last night. Now you're on the stage with us. a damn near full panel. Drak, what the hell are you doing?
02:27:29
Speaker
my gosh. Jolly Bob. Drak, hey. Drak thought you were talking about him. He's like a baby's asshole. No, I'm happy you're We now outnumber the amount of people with hair on the panel tonight. and This is great.
02:27:43
Speaker
i i like yeah I like that dynamic. rock rock amazing Mack, your garage door looks amazing tonight. Thank you. It won't open still. Hold those words at. You got to put batteries in the opener. When did you start rating garage doors?
02:28:04
Speaker
yeah when did you start raing garage doors Like 10 years ago. It's kind of my passion. Like if I show you mine, can you got get a rating? Yeah, I would like your grad short, Johnny Punks.
02:28:16
Speaker
Don't worry. Where is it? but See, that's the problem with Johnny Punks. He's all talk and no action. I don't see a grad short. When I get one...
02:28:29
Speaker
Shaka, you kicked ass. You kicked ass last night. I never graduated high school. I'm still waiting on that. Waiting my GED. I never got my diploma. i her I went to college not planning to graduate. I just didn't want to check the GED box. I wanted to check the some college box.
02:28:49
Speaker
So i went for like two you can't graduate high school with a college box. You got to just do high school. Some college looks like lazy punk. Hey, some college is better than GED.
02:29:03
Speaker
oh look Well, actually, I think all college is better than GED, but you got to get the GED first. yeah you got You got to walk before you can fucking yeah you do have to get to that. When I tried to have curiatric episode in the middle of a school day that i said it was best me to do it.
02:29:17
Speaker
Why is he trying to run before he could walk and throw on his face? makes sense That's why it looks like this. Lazy looks like he's still in high school. How dare you. Not what that happened. You open your garage and go in there and think about what you just said. He's a you're deal He does though from 1912 or something I didn't have to design Jedi's character at all It's alright Mac he signed He gets a permission slip signed every live stream so we're good Jedi did you watch the Peaky Blinders yet?
02:29:58
Speaker
yeah You got some you know Rage of Blade hidden under your brim Jedi? What? Yeah do you got some Rage of Blade hidden under your brim there? I got one. I got some of my cheek. Johnny knows.
02:30:11
Speaker
he's You're damn right I knew because I did the same thing.
02:30:16
Speaker
I don't know what you're Johnny Bungs, pretty sure you're talking about Johnny Bungs getting slammed by Jedi.
02:30:28
Speaker
this is What a new show. I'm a champion, okay? Fuck you. Not for long, buddy. Look, okay. Chaka, you better fight yourself a new partner. never abandon me.
02:30:49
Speaker
yeah ray long I got to stick with Lazy. I got to stick with Lazy. That's my dude. That's loyalty. You need to look it up. you laz Even though you slapped me last night.
02:31:03
Speaker
I was going to say, Lazy doesn't have any watch out.
02:31:14
Speaker
i joe actually jose world He abandoned Shaman, his past tag team partner. How did I abandon him? How did I abandon him? You know why Wally and Grick are stomp in a tag team team is kinda hot. I'm wearing my chastity belt, Shaman.
02:31:35
Speaker
What'd you say, Rocky? Go ahead and take that off, Jedi. Time out. i don't have What were you saying, Rocky? Oh, I was just saying, you know, the the reason why Wally, Glick, or the dominant team is because they have stuck together through thick and thin.
02:31:53
Speaker
They do not abandon each other just because you get slapped a couple times, Jedi. Hey, Rock, Wally's going to go in there. Wally's going to go in the ring like like Jake the Snake. You've got to give him a fucking lizard.
02:32:12
Speaker
I really liked it better when Wally was running the show. This is still Wally's show, man. I am an outsider. I am just here for support, you know, support and bringing you the news updates. I never had a new show. Not everything is a conspiracy, Lazy, okay?
02:32:32
Speaker
Oh
02:32:42
Speaker
a Oh, nice.
02:32:51
Speaker
run Johnny, what are you playing? Man, they look so intense right now. What are you playing, Johnny? What? What are you playing? Like, you're playing a game right now?
02:33:02
Speaker
I'm playing Warhammer. You looked, like, like scared, terrified. fight the ever anymore I told you you were the father.
02:33:14
Speaker
I'm fighting for the Emperor, alright? He found a lump in the Emperor. i wish. Not in this case. You don't want to be the Emperor in this case. He's the Empire. He put of spikes in his mouth. You know what, goddammit, Johnny Bungs. Emperors can't be choosers, okay? He should be in a nursing home and they keep him alive on robotics and life support, okay? You don't want to be in that position.
02:33:39
Speaker
Yeah, Empire's KMP choosing. Every time you dial me back to life. It's not fun. It depends on how flexible you are if you want to be in that position. ah Good, thank you. I'm um i'm gravy. It's all gra gravy, baby. Come on, y'all.
02:33:54
Speaker
Come on, What about baby gravy? Come on, now. I don't know about that. I like that idea. Like country fried steak gravy? Actually, actually.
02:34:04
Speaker
these These ones came from something called a globulus. You know what that is, Jedi? Look it up sometime. ah glo you I don't want that in my search history. neither None of us do. It's exactly what it sounds like.
02:34:19
Speaker
Yeah, you it you you got to mix in sugar and spice and everything nice. They're green. You got it wrong. It's not nice. They're green. They have faces that you kept in test tubes.
02:34:36
Speaker
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't search that. Yeah, no, go for it sometime. It's fine. You know, because they give you targeted ads based on what you search for, and I don't want any kind of ad. We don't have the word for whatever that is. That's that's not necessarily true.
02:34:54
Speaker
Okay, you know what, Truc? You need to get control. Maybe Emperor Protecting Kaiju, motherfucker.
02:35:00
Speaker
Listen, i just got it. I know know. You're in the kitchen now, truck. It's okay. Come on, truck. What are you doing? just um much Doesn't mean you don't have responsibilities. You can't shave. Motherfucker. I had to shave. I got to go shave my head now.
02:35:22
Speaker
I got to wake in a funeral. so You got to shave. yeah When did you turn into Vin Diesel, sir? After Passive Furious 9. I was thinking the Passive Furious. That's 87. That ain't Vin Diesel. That's 87. He's a future character. he's in I was thinking in the Passive Furious movie.
02:35:44
Speaker
Like e eighty seven I think I started shooting my head. I think it was like 99 or 2000. Oh my goodness. good man I saw the bald spot in the back and I was like, fuck that.
02:35:59
Speaker
yeah Oh, so you look good. bal you You saw you saw Y2K coming in and you were like, fuck it. You freaked out. You shaved your head. Well, at the time, I was a felon and shit. but and now you look at not home yeah Oh, so yeah, you're not a period.
02:36:19
Speaker
No, he's not a felon anymore. It was it was yeah very so called expungement. It's called an expungement. Which thing are we talking about here?
02:36:31
Speaker
Past Pirate or Fast and Furious? Ready? Fast and Furious. um that does take him Pitch Black was peak Vin Diesel. What was the witch one that it was in? What was it called? for family doctor Yeah, what was that one? That was a good movie. yeah comments
02:36:52
Speaker
Jesus.
02:36:55
Speaker
I don't see many. A dumb one I liked when I was a kid was Triple Then they sold Triple X. Oh, yeah. Triple X. The first one was cool. That was it.
02:37:06
Speaker
I thought I was porn the first time I saw it. Yeah, if you Googled it looking to jerk off, you were going to be disappointed. I was. was good movie. That's exactly what my attention, all right?
02:37:20
Speaker
Shaman, shaman, shaman. What are we going to do with this movie? I don't know. Yeah, my kid's going to be cursed, all right? is almost midnight, so the other Johnny. We're getting a different Johnny now that it's getting closer to midnight. You're damn skipping. me now That's right. He's aroused. This midnight Johnny. I'm going to start having coins there popping my bag bouncing all over the place. I think the only reason I came by was for midnight Johnny.
02:37:46
Speaker
All we need is Hot. Midnight Johnny needs to be locked in a cage, right? If Hot shows up, he'll get aroused. I will. oh yeah I will. sure i probably rouse st I think I put the hair back. You'll be jumping through the screen. Look out.
02:38:04
Speaker
You're right. You're right, Wally. Things are going to happen. Things are going happen. It will. It's going to be fun.
02:38:16
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, we like it when there's somebody in the middle. That's okay. Sorry.
02:38:23
Speaker
sorry Make a humid sandwich. You're to be in between the Johnny and Haas sandwich. You're the you're the meat in the middle. Extra Italian. You know what I'm saying? hey You got to pay me extra for that, okay? You got to get some Haas sauce on there.
02:38:41
Speaker
You're damn snippy, my hippie Jones. Some extra marinara.
02:38:50
Speaker
Extra Marinera. martin It's the one-liners, man. Always crack me up. go to find out the cra petty secretker formula right I'll be back. shocking You look like the team of Joe Rogan right now.
02:39:06
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. that's what like like they override a love kyle ah What is that? um i would say i would say bigger factor this show i would say I'm a young version like Telly Savalas.
02:39:22
Speaker
I'm more like a young version of Telly.
02:39:26
Speaker
Let me get a better name.
02:39:30
Speaker
What the hell? You shaved off 30 years, bro. Tony Danza. Who's the boss, bro? Tony Danza slash Joe Rogan slash I don't know.
02:39:44
Speaker
I was so used to seeing your facial hair. i thought I forgot you had facial hair. i just thought it was an extension of your face. Just give it one week. I'll have the beard again. I had to shave.
02:39:55
Speaker
No, you shouldn't. You got going on, bro. You're going to get mad for me. least you ain't looking Amish there. I don't need none of that. I don't know what you're into, guess.
02:40:06
Speaker
shouldn't presume. Oh, I'm into that, but i' right now, I'm taking a break. got so much and he's take a break. I stay online a lot longer, I i get mad
02:40:30
Speaker
That's sad. yeah you'll married somewhere You're all done. You're all done. like, yeah, I'm done. You're like, I'm watching a boardwalk and I'll go break in.
02:40:46
Speaker
That's it.
02:40:49
Speaker
talk with your accent too that's just like it just fuck it's yeah done like i'm watching a boardwalk i over break again that's it They're married man. Now you can have kids.
02:41:04
Speaker
Cut the grass, put the garbage out. and put the guy the honey do the Do the honey do list. there is Smoke a cigar outside. You can't even smoke a frigate cigar in the house. Smoke cigar by the car while I take out the garbage.
02:41:20
Speaker
You know? Jesus. This is so funny. I hate how much I love you. He's a good kid. There's Wally.
02:41:37
Speaker
what us to guy I tend to had my kid go give me a fucking cannoli at the bodega. I was like, bull day just I gotta go to the bodega. I gotta get some cigarettes.
02:41:48
Speaker
Did he take the bus? No, i let him borrow my car. I let him borrow my car. The car's over there. You know, your one letter away from that same sound is very tough.
02:42:00
Speaker
It's right over there. It's not too far. Oh, shit. what is What is rock up to right now? Oh, here we go. God. got to smoke cigar. A cigar. Smoke a cigar.
02:42:14
Speaker
Get some nice bourbon, right? Scotch. Hey, look. There's Johnny. What the fuck? I like it. That's it' pretty spot on right there. Nice. Other than that.
02:42:30
Speaker
Hey, look, I used to have that going on, okay? We've lost that in our mid-20s. He's even got the tape around the jacket. Look, he's got the tape around the jacket. You know, might even take the jacket got and model it after that one.
02:42:47
Speaker
it's yeah Oh, shit. I forgot to put shoes on you, bro. My bad. We just missed the military cap. He just missed the military cap. tonight That's totally Johnny Bogg.
02:43:01
Speaker
Yeah, he forgot him. Don't worry. He left him in his chair. Damn Skippy Hippie. He doesn't need any shoes. Yeah, you're damn Skippy, my hippie, Jalen. Oh, shit. We can lazy with those belts.
02:43:14
Speaker
going to make me like Georgian a little stealing something. this Yeah. Oh. All right, I'm to have to head out after this match. I'm going to fucking hear you, shaman.
02:43:27
Speaker
What? You're not married. Are you married? I forgot that he's a double champ. He's got to defend that belt. He's too smart. He's not. You married to his hand after this match Rocky I was not fucking bring it backwards alone.
02:43:49
Speaker
I'm married streaming
02:43:54
Speaker
Married you right now with the left don't you coming rock ah by the way rock. Thank you for doing this. This is pretty cool. Oh I can imagine it's a lot of work.
02:44:04
Speaker
This cocky motherfucker, dude. both Wally, kick his ass, bro. We already know you built it into the fucking equation that I'm going to lose.
02:44:17
Speaker
Because you can't handle my great now. I Walk like I'm just so
02:44:31
Speaker
again church char um and comes in dinner affairs and knocks lady out yeah that'd be nice since he's a fuckingnaer shock use me shaman you i walk like i'm just so cautious The best work buses is I think that's everybody gets a belt. Everybody that comes here gets a belt. Dude, chocolate badass, bro.
02:44:59
Speaker
du chocolate badtairro i The belt fits perfectly around my dad. yes You kind of look like you got a turtle head and you're trying not to disturb it.
02:45:10
Speaker
It takes telling. He's going to play some eggs on the beach after this. That's all. Right now I'm thinking that dad. Why would you make me and Chaka fight each other?
02:45:27
Speaker
Notice when Shaka gets hit, he doesn't go down. He like balances himself out. Is this a technique? Yeah. Whenever you try to get it. Whenever you try to take it from behind, and he blocks you.
02:45:40
Speaker
Oh, shit. He balances himself out with his with his gut. I mean, yeah. we here Hey, brother, next Saturday, though, you're streaming, right?
02:45:52
Speaker
Yeah, yeah I am. Alright, I'll be there. I'm not gonna be there. I can't deal with him. I'm not fucking dealing with you, Jedi. That's what I'm talking about!
02:46:02
Speaker
Come on! yeah In fact, I'm probably drinking, so I'm i'm probably gonna get some drinks. Yeah, so he's gonna flirt with you a lot. Yeah, he'll do the show better than I did tonight. What's his channel? What is this, a fucking funeral? Why are you walking so slow?
02:46:22
Speaker
the sea They don't want to lose their breath. We're going to bury your ass, lazy. Rock, what's your channel called? You know what, Wally? I'll give you credit. That's the nicest thing ever. You know why they're walking slow? Because they're trying to figure out how to put the StreamYard link in the chat.
02:46:48
Speaker
Right now they're whispering. Glick's like, well, you know how to do it? He's like, don't know. Glick, you know to do it? don't know to do it. I got it. I got it posted, but how do I pivot? How do I pivot? Are you guys pausing for your mug shots? What is that?
02:47:04
Speaker
Oh, mug shots again. all right. Tag team titles are on the line. Hmm. We are hoping for that Johnny Bongs will call a fair match.
02:47:16
Speaker
Not going to happen. but nut cat and This is what we do with Johnny. He's going to kick ass. I think he should have had Shaman swing down from like the rafters. getting nut tapped.
02:47:31
Speaker
Shaman's hiding behind the TVs up there. Going to get nut tapped.
02:47:39
Speaker
Wow. Like holy shit fucking albinox ask why I got by the way they got way louder Yeah, or or awesome you guys
02:47:55
Speaker
Johnny bugs over the titles. Oh, come on now Looks like a Viking Santa Claus be I wouldn't be upset if I got him by that much, gosh
02:48:08
Speaker
Sponsored by Miller Lite. Is that guest referee trying to take his legs out? That Jedi already pussy it out.
02:48:14
Speaker
who's gonna head guess ro friend led too and i already pussy and outestimate the pressure Yeah, you get him, Wally. Come on now. That guest referee tried to take his fucking knee to help. You're officiating. They have to able to peacefully share a locker room with one another after this is all over. Putting up a united front as this match continues. Let's go get you some lazy. Get him. yeah Oh, my God. Yeah. I got challenger one. That was a fair cow fair count by Johnny Bongs. Not cheating so far.
02:48:54
Speaker
Johnny, you cheat in this, you're fired. Permanently. Just wait. It's coming. Damn, Chaco. This is how they want is a
Chaotic Wrestling Match
02:49:10
Speaker
battery. And that's why he's my down the bonus wallley is you there Wally's the ref.
02:49:18
Speaker
I mean, Wally's, yeah, me and Wally. Johnny Bonds is the ref right now. I'm the one. Wally's talking shit from the crowd, all right?
02:49:29
Speaker
Bang! What a throw pin attack by the champions. Oof. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick on vacation real life and in the game. Not paying attention or trying to help Wally.
02:49:47
Speaker
Hell, I should have just done this as a handicap match. Screw it. He forgot he wasn't in the audience. so i like ta dear Look how desperate he was. He he fucking a Sasquatch.
02:50:03
Speaker
he was so desperate wally's just dead he just like he just doesn't like he won't let anybody get up from the back good job bro you can tell you weren't gonna smash
02:50:20
Speaker
yeah johnny bong just lets whatever go who cares about the rules
02:50:28
Speaker
Got him in the missionary. I don't like the air like that, up on my team. Batman, get your bait. things wi up i don't like how he hat your ass in air like that chocolate go on my bag me advanced up Let's go.
02:50:45
Speaker
and we know it's called atain now after last night's educational is not it is not a chell it's a term i'll say that i want to be re-enacted but reenactment about batman did to bain Chaka, Chaka, just come on.
02:51:00
Speaker
Just tag me in. I got you, bro. Don't put it back. vietnam Tag me in. I got you, bro. I had those enchiladas ready a minute. You can't do it all of yourself.
02:51:11
Speaker
I just farted poop. Right in his face. Damn. Damn. Damn. in this space started pretty sure they don't want to be taking anymore now that father fuck is he I know ninja shit that come just can't see you do you respond the like take on that rangege look at powder damn right yeah ninja yeah and yeah i i
02:51:45
Speaker
i know ninja shit sta card is not Taking all the abuse click runs and hides ah yeah Wally's bleeding while he is bleeding with every single strike. Yeah step on him Chaka. That's right Johnny Do something that's your co-host. It was the referee It's Johnny bond just standing there He's fire
02:52:14
Speaker
It's in the name, man. I took too many rips to the face. Come on now. Oh, headbutt. That's cheating. Nah. Oh. Shit. What the hell was that? Whoa. and centerner
02:52:28
Speaker
so head but yeah that's speed stalemate
02:52:34
Speaker
that said so <unk> how was that yeah okay That's bullshit.
02:52:44
Speaker
You're out. You special of being Wally. You see what a good rule follower I am, though? Wally won the tag team championship. Quickie kickoff. Quickie kickoff. Lazy, anytime you want to jump in and give me a hand, feel free. Yeah, Choco's like, save me, please. Wally's kicking my ass right now. Oh, was about to say. You go, Wally. Take it, man. Come on, man. I'm not going to speak to you. I'm not going to follow the rules. I don't want to get in unless I'm pegged.
02:53:12
Speaker
I don't know. i had to flop somewhere. Just driven it into the corner. You know that rock is dick off. Oh. Right there, a couple drops of pin just came out. but I mean, it was a little bit of a waterfall, but whatever.
02:53:29
Speaker
but but that alone i just want to rest. like, feet because I had a cramp. and got it i was only s stumping my feet because i had a cramp oh shit carly hors trying to get rid of You've done too much already. Just tag me in. I'm just massaging his shoulder. I'm like, well, you look a little sore. Let me help you out, buddy. I mean, you're allowed to tag me in. I've been well-reacted.
02:53:57
Speaker
<unk> i mean you're allowed ta
02:54:09
Speaker
us Oh, shit. I don't know what to tell you for the team. Imagine that. Thank you for the help, Lazy. Thank you for the help. You know, I did some ninja stuff for a minute.
02:54:20
Speaker
Team champions, Lee J.R.
02:54:28
Speaker
C-Rock despite your best efforts Chaka and I will never be They cheated Hey, like I said, I should have just been a handicap bitch I should have just been done I mean you you were Well, Glick didn't do shit and Chaka did all of the heavy work That's the only reason why you win lazy did with All Lazy did Lazy got in the ring did a couple cartwheels and then He was done like take it where You And Johnny, Johnny watched, ah watched as Wally got his ass kicked.
02:55:01
Speaker
I like to watch. It's okay. Okay. Did you notice that I was, I behaved, i I followed the rules. The other tag team partner, he jumped right in every time for a minute there.
02:55:12
Speaker
Tell that to my kidney because Wally knocked it out. My kidney's up here now. Because Wally punched it up in the air.
02:55:21
Speaker
You to behave. Okay? You know, I think because of that. If you are not tagged, you cannot come into the ring. Okay? Put me in a deck. I didn't even come into the ring. It was Glick. Yeah, you did. You did several times. It was Glick's fault. See? It was Glick.
02:55:39
Speaker
well you all All you white people look like, you goddamn honkies. Whatever you say, Powder. It's your fault. Fucking powdered donut.
02:55:51
Speaker
um Yeah, all you powders look the same. Looking like a snack up there, Jedi. You know what, Johnny Bungs, I'm just glad you could count to three so you know who the real champs were. I can't whether you're powdered sugar or fast-acted. Listen, Johnny was a good ref.
02:56:08
Speaker
He was a good ref. I just learned to count to three today, right? Yes, yes, sir. Well, hey, guys. I got to head out. Y'all have a good night. um Thanks for hanging out with Thanks for hanging out with us. It was a pleasure. Thanks for having me on.
02:56:26
Speaker
See y'all next week, I guess. All right, man. Have a good week. All right. umm fucking ah i
02:56:37
Speaker
Have a gluten-free day, brother.
02:56:41
Speaker
Awesome
02:56:44
Speaker
what have a good oh jungle juices kicking in voice struggle now elevated level awesome Holy
02:57:13
Speaker
shit. Literally the line of the night so far. As Shaman said, every day is a gluten-free day. Not the point, Shaman. Not the point. He has cheat days on weekends, all right? It's called by the massive shit. My wife's be like, what did you do last night? All I remember is I won a championship. I won championship.
02:57:37
Speaker
Once again. fended why and my kidneys in my throat last night right i can't we are We are the standard right now. we cant And I got a tattoo of Wally as the man on my shoulder. I don't know why. got one on my as i thought we were doing Why does it look infected?
02:57:55
Speaker
ah but We talked about this. We both were going get on our left ass shaking. You got on your shoulder. damn I feel like an idiot. Maybe you should go see a doctor for that. I know. Why is there hair in your tattoo? I don't know. Johnny Bongs was the ref.
02:58:10
Speaker
Johnny Bongs, should have been the one giving me the tattoo. You're always drawing shit. ah Yeah, but you don't want me doing that. Trust me. You just malfunctioned right there.
02:58:23
Speaker
And I'm back to again.
02:58:29
Speaker
But you had me into a permanent glitch, Jedi, right? Damn it, Johnny Monk. So Glick's on vacation right now? Yep. Glick's getting Glick. He's getting Glick. He was literally getting down. He's getting the new Hawaiian shirt.
02:58:48
Speaker
who Wait. What happened to the old Hawaiian shirt? I'm like the overall champion too, right? How many how many belts do I have?
02:59:00
Speaker
You have two belts. You got to just keep your pants up, OK? I think I need to defend another belt. Yeah, don't worry. I'm all over it, buddy.
02:59:11
Speaker
You got just enough belts to keep your pants up. Oh, yeah. Look at him. He's typing in his cheat codes to make me lose. Go ahead and do it, Rock. Yeah. He's going to have Johnny cost you the title.
02:59:23
Speaker
Better yet, he's going to make Chaka cost you the title. I'm coming for that belt, Leezy.
02:59:30
Speaker
Oh, Chuck. Oh, shit. I'm starting to say something else. OK, so it's got to be. Chaka has just challenged me for my belt. Let's do this. Chaka? I can't work my way in differently. but No, Chaka is my tag team partner. We can't fight. What's up, Moon over Miami? Nice to see bro. Chaka.
02:59:49
Speaker
Chaka needs to get it. I like to get rough with my tag team partners. It's fun. Whoa. conversation um end the up that gave Yeah. Come up and give your a side of that story.
03:00:02
Speaker
Yeah. with a le they're rat ah I mean, you're corrupt as a ref, but you're a ref. Yeah. Johnny was a great ref. he didn't He didn't cheat, which I was surprised. yeah least met it rock I want to get lazy.
03:00:18
Speaker
i want to get lazy in the Boston Crab. Oh, the camel clutch.
03:00:30
Speaker
Hey, Trock, did you see that that short I made? I put your comment in the AIA song. That's real talent. No. Are you sitting there? So I made short. That's awesome. I was going send it to Shaman because I wanted to put him on their channel.
03:00:44
Speaker
But it had I put all the comments of the stream. And you said that your favorite position was biting the turnbuckle and something. Oh, put that I put that in the song, though.
03:00:57
Speaker
Nice. That's fucking awesome. I took it down because I'm going to send it to them. That way they can put it on their channel. I'm going to redo it. That's fucking awesome, man.
03:01:09
Speaker
Yeah, and what did say? Something about Sasquatch feet fucking chewing out the turnbuckles. Remember George Animal Steel? He used to freaking chew the freaking... He had a green top. He might have tear it open every time, every match he ever had.
03:01:24
Speaker
He made sure he tore up at at least one or two turnbuckles every fucking time. That his signature thing to do. Yeah. They used to watch. How hard do you have to work to rig the match against me?
03:01:39
Speaker
What? No, I'm going to win it fair and square. I'm going to win it fair and square. Yeah. Okay. Let's just get the bullshit over there. There'll be no doubt.
03:01:50
Speaker
yeah awesome made that it kind of Can you smell with with the truck? He's already pre-programming it. It takes a long time to make sure I don't win.
03:02:08
Speaker
Rock's just like he fucking invented MS-DOS again. that's how That's how far he's going to make sure I don't win. Nice. Let's do a GP update.
03:02:19
Speaker
good I mean he he already has the game. He could just do it. But if you're trying to make sure I don't win, it takes a lot of effort. That's why it's not already playing.
03:02:31
Speaker
I keep config. yout I assure you it it doesn't take effort. Let's see.
03:02:42
Speaker
um let's see Oh, I want to be lazy, and then I want to tattoo. We're going to have Johnny Bong's tattoo on his ass cheek. It would be fucking awesome. Whoa. Whoa. The second I walk away, then he starts talking shit.
03:02:57
Speaker
yeah No, you're going to tattoo. you're good Johnny Bong will have to be my tag team partner. okay Okay, so after after Rock programs in that I lose, um me and Chaka are going to whoop you and Johnny Bong's ass in a tag team match.
03:03:17
Speaker
No, listen, fuck off, D-Fault, all right? I only fuck on. yeah I only fuck on. That works too. that way What? Wait, Rock, rock who's your tag team partner?
03:03:32
Speaker
I don't have tag team partner. Mountain man up there talking shit too. he He's the Wizard of Oz. He's the one behind the curtain making all the fucking things work the way he wants. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. I guarantee. I guarantee. said mountain man up there talking shit too. Don't worry, you're about to beat me, Troc, because he is deemed you worthy.
03:03:52
Speaker
He has deemed you worthy and you will beat me. It's not on merit or skill or ninja abilities just because he doesn't want me to win. no Now I think I'm going to beat him using force.
03:04:06
Speaker
Oh, shit. Well, of course I'm going to lose now. we couldn't if We couldn't do that because it would make a mess of the stadium. hundred ited This is payback. WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
03:04:40
Speaker
Oh, I see him as boring.
03:04:45
Speaker
We move on to the specific referee. Damn, Wally looked good. Goddamn, man. You shouldn't be a referee.
03:04:55
Speaker
make great Broken like Glick's twin over there. That's an insult. while he should have her Wally should have like a big python wrapped around him or something. I'm telling you.
03:05:23
Speaker
complexity and nuance i hope he's up for it you're just mad dad he actually will see shit job feel like wallie floton with us making those dance moves up there Hey, Wally, you got to call it down the middle, buddy.
03:05:38
Speaker
What's that? Oh, are so ready? Wait, what the hell? the Why is my entrance Shaman's music? the spot full media weird is. is. You were looking for a music. No, we can't do that. We can't do that. We can't do that.
03:06:03
Speaker
This shocker.
03:06:14
Speaker
Chaka guest his manager for you i'm here for support and But Jetsy Jedi thinks that the reason why he's losing it's because I've plugged in some Chico, but he's wrong. There's no such thing. it's there is one reason why I know 1 million percent that he will lose But thought that's why we're in this situation. I wasn't thinking. Nope, nope. There is no programming it. You keep calling me a cheater? All right, boys. Okay. Yeah, nobody cares. I'm going to take your belt. You could have at least hired me an assistant so that I could carry all my belts. You're going to see exactly why. I guarantee you I'm going to win. Hired me an assistant to carry my belts. I'm already tired before this thing. Holy shit. Here we go. already half for now.
03:07:04
Speaker
Okay. Oh, yeah, because I'm playing. That's why.
03:07:39
Speaker
the chain He's got the belt.
03:07:54
Speaker
the montreal screw job we just had the nonsense behind <unk>
03:08:05
Speaker
got the belt this scar As soon as I seen it come up saying special record breaking yeah special record. Record breaking. Record breaking match. Stings like a bee.
03:08:26
Speaker
ah You've never looked more like a Karen than you do now. ah All right, Trock. It's going to be Trock versus Rock. Okay, yep. yep Good luck, Trot. I just want to steal it from Roach. There's no way I was going to let her win that one.
03:08:50
Speaker
but You know what? I'm done. I can't even bring it. You're still tag team champions. Oh, you're going to steal that next? going to steal that one next? No. I'm out of here. I can't even do this. How fucking dare you, Jedi? Get back here.
03:09:10
Speaker
That's next. That was fun. That was fun. See, I can't steal it from Jedi. i can't steal the tag team champs from them. Wally and Glick deserve those skills.
03:09:22
Speaker
I'll let them keep trying. The bad part is you might as well just put me in a handicap tag match. and Hey, you want to tag with me? ah
03:09:35
Speaker
ah wait, Troc, I still got to make you.
03:09:39
Speaker
I was like, where is he at? You got to give Johnny special move, the reach around. And then just spam that move over and over again. The classic.
03:09:57
Speaker
The classic Johnny Bones move. Oh, man, that was so funny. Oh, hold the look on Lazy's face after that. The look on Lazy's face when he realized. was great. That was i was like to do her bitch i was entertaining.
03:10:17
Speaker
If you guys want to give me a second, I'll try to make chalk real quick. You're fine. Oh, take it tight. Take it tight, Rob. As long you don't get in trouble. so Oh, poor Jedi.
03:10:31
Speaker
He had to go smoke a half a pack over that one. ah This whole pack of dip can be gone by the time it's themed over.
03:10:41
Speaker
he lost... oh He lost his title in like two minutes. what' so That was a record-breaking match.
03:10:55
Speaker
Like Chaka. Yeah, Chaka with him. They're all standing. He still wants to. He didn't even get a chance to get up.
03:11:05
Speaker
Oh, man. That was great. no but Now you know that I don't cheat. So if you guys ever first start bitching at me again, know that I i don't cheat because that's the reason why You would lose it quickly.
03:11:18
Speaker
Is Jedi still crying? Jedi still crying. He's still crying. yeah He had to step away. Yeah, give him a minute. You're going to first puffs you're gonna have to console your tag team partner there, Jaka.
03:11:31
Speaker
I got it. That's nice.
03:11:37
Speaker
That's you spell crook, buddy. Oh, man.
03:11:49
Speaker
oh man
03:11:52
Speaker
You know, and je ah technically Johnny hasn't had his official debut. He only debuted as a as's a ref. So are we going to watch a Johnny yeah rock johnny and Trock match going on right now?
03:12:05
Speaker
That would be kind of cool. not going to lie. that That would be interesting. What about Trock you want to wrestle? cru know I got the
03:12:22
Speaker
Oh, shit.
03:12:29
Speaker
ah je i don't worry man you'll always say that you'll always be the w w champion sure but yeah but
03:12:45
Speaker
All Yeah, that looks good. Yeah, I got to put my time in. I can't just wrestle lazy. Where is he? Is he still crying?
03:12:56
Speaker
He's still crying. It takes him forever to wipe his tears because they're they're they're real thick. His tears are thick.
03:13:04
Speaker
Thick tears. He's got thick tears. He's got thick tears. He's probably looking for his comfort blanket. yeah he's He's thick-tiered.
03:13:17
Speaker
He invented it. He's got like a Yoda. He's got like a Yoda friggin' comfort blanket. What was that word you were talking about earlier, Johnny? Goblin? Jubilagoblin? What were you talking about?
03:13:37
Speaker
Oh. Jelligoblin? Jubilagoblin? Whatever the fuck. You were talking about it earlier in the street. Yeah. ah I don't remember. Ball gobbler.
03:13:51
Speaker
well He's got balls hes on ball gobbler tears. It was some type of fluid. was some type fluid. God. You're all, look it up. Look it up. o globbin there's something I forget what the hell you said.
03:14:06
Speaker
ah Globber grippler. There it is. That's what Lazy's tears are made out of. Oh, man.
03:14:17
Speaker
oh man che you made of ball rebbles Somebody clip that for me, please. The minute he noticed I was playing, his mouth opened wide. He was just like, what the fuck?
03:14:35
Speaker
Oh, man. oh that That's a clip of the night for you. well i mean, i know what I don't know why they would think that you would put cheat codes in or anything. then i don't know why they would do that.
03:14:47
Speaker
I would never do that.
03:14:50
Speaker
I mean, why would you go through the trouble of ah setting it all up? Thank you. See? Trock gets it. yeah I surrender my tattoo belt. My partner is a damn traitor.
03:15:08
Speaker
Okay. I'll take it off of you. I'll take that as a relinquished title. I want to wear his belt as a headband and then my belt around my dad gut. Chaka is the only tag team champ.
03:15:25
Speaker
I am the tag team champ. I can just see it now in the interview. What happened, Chaka? Why are you the only tag team champ? Because my partner is thick-tiered. He's thick-tiered. He broke it off with him.
03:15:38
Speaker
No more tag team, man. All right.
03:15:42
Speaker
All right. All right, what kind of shirt is this guy going to get wear? No shirt. Just a hairy frigging bald guy.
03:15:55
Speaker
No shirt? All right, I can do that. yeah ah He said just a pair of hairy balls on his chest. That's what I heard, too. I i'll him with a said trial You said it, truck. i guess Like a Sasquatch. Yeah.
03:16:18
Speaker
how hairy are we talking her jordan is you can make as hairy as i can make it yeah gonna rub his white white feet i'm gonna get lazy and just rock the rubber right in the fucking sweaty chest there oh like that along came polly movie when they're playing basketball yeah
03:16:46
Speaker
so
03:16:52
Speaker
Yep. There was so much Italian in that sentence. it should have been followed by some gobble cool. ga Exactly. Yeah. yeah
03:17:07
Speaker
Yeah. Are you a shorts kind of guy or pants of guy?
03:17:15
Speaker
ah Yeah, pants, whatever. it I like how the whole panel got silent because we were all curious. Like, is he a George or pants guy? Yeah, we were all sitting there like, what's he going to say? I was so fucking invested. I was like, ah what are you? Whatever's easy.
03:17:33
Speaker
Whatever's easy, Rock. It doesn't have to be ah anything eccentric. Unless you want to make me like the eye in cheek. <unk> questions Fuck you, Jedi.
03:17:50
Speaker
Jedi in the comments still hot, man. Oh, really? isn he I can't see the comments. Get up here. fucking His tears turned to anger. Now he's just pissed off.
03:18:05
Speaker
Pissed off, crying, and confused. Yeah. Johnny, you need to go rub him and massage him. You're going be a dead man. Look, what needs to get... Never mind.
03:18:21
Speaker
You thought about that real quick, didn't you? He almost said... He's like, wait minute. I'm going to run out of my mouth.
03:18:29
Speaker
Right now, all of it he's looking he's looking in the mirror right now like, I am the tag team champion. I am the tag team champion. Take this shit. Oh, shit, man.
03:18:43
Speaker
That's so funny. That's the belt I want.
03:18:48
Speaker
Well. Well. The tag team champs? Is that the one you said? Yeah. Yeah. Turn me in and glick first before we get to that type of that stuff. Oh, that's going to be tough. Holy shit.
03:19:05
Speaker
He went through a little bit of emotions. Hey, I see the streaks down his cheeks still. Whoa, he's back. Hey, buddy. oh there he is. Where'd you go there, bud?
03:19:18
Speaker
Don't worry. I'm wearing pants, by the way, not shorts. See? Fucking fruitcake. You got a
03:19:30
Speaker
Chucky, you're dead to me. I was trying to tell you.
03:19:38
Speaker
Just because you cry molasses.
03:19:42
Speaker
Hey, don't you hate on my thick tears, OK? You thick tear. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Molasses and motor oil. and You can call him Mitch, Shaka. It's all good.
03:19:55
Speaker
It's all good. We're all good here. String and straight strong I Russell just trying to squeeze a tear out. We just need to know if you're wearing pants or shorts.
03:20:07
Speaker
Level 1 default, motherfucker. How long was that match, Rock? That was a quick to of quick match. It was less than a minute. you ah when you When you program the Matrix, you can do whatever you want. I didn't program anything. i just played. core You program the goddamn matrix.
03:20:28
Speaker
You're not fooling anybody. You keep telling me, Keith. Telling me that I'm cheating. Well, you know what? I'm going to play the game. That's you got a cheat code on its own. He's going like, I'm sure you're cheating. And then Rock Lee's character is going to play. needs to come flying in with superpowers. That's what just happened, Chaka. Were you not here for it? Were you not here for it?
03:20:49
Speaker
I saw it. No, he was checking out the crowd and everything else and then worrying about his partner in the ring. Actually, I sneezed and then the match was over. Hey, most of that fight, Glick was holding the ring up.
03:21:08
Speaker
if he go back out of that room If you go back and rewind the stream, like I was i was there for... The entrance. Yeah, I was there for the entrance, but you can see me on the outside of the ring. You were on the outside of the ring, too, yeah. pen Even my character was like, what the fuck just happened?
03:21:27
Speaker
It that quick. oh just the that please I was in the middle of biting like a burrito, and I look up and he's like,
03:21:37
Speaker
Did you bring burrito? You already made burgers, and now you didn't even bring me a burrito. Hey, dude. The struggles of being a fat dude is real. I want a burrito.
03:21:49
Speaker
He's like, yeah, whatever. i't want a burrito now. It's gone now. Damn it, Chuck. I'm actually i'm um'm a little hangry. Hey, those burgers are not really good, though. That's why i lost it. It's gone. It's gone now.
03:22:04
Speaker
have burgers, potato salad with deviled eggs. Don't you use a cocktail of potato salad to me. Ooh. Hey, call them potato salad. Controversial question.
03:22:15
Speaker
Does raisins belong in potato salad? No. Raisins don't belong anywhere. They just belong... Wait a minute wait a minute. My father used to make spinach pies.
03:22:28
Speaker
This why we call out the mentally ill, all right? Listen, my father would make spinach... Spinach pies with raisins in The only, I mean, I'll eat raisins with something like. You know, like ah you know like a calzone, but it was just spinach with raisins and onions. It's delicious. Raisins have their place in the trail mix. Yeah, maybe it was a Lebanese thing. This is why we call out the mentally ill right here.
03:22:57
Speaker
Yeah, Johnny, you're speaking. Johnny, John. Yes. Like I've had cinnamon rolls. Hey, I'll go with them. I never thought would grow it up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or bagels or something. I'm about to give you those. Those are good. All right. Another controversial. And truck? I'm going to have to go to. Yeah. yeah Okay. Does yeah pineapple belong on pizza?
03:23:20
Speaker
It can. It's fine. I mean, I wouldn't need it. I like it. I don't have it before. It's not a big deal. I don't know why they're making big one. You have Canadian bacon and pineapple. It's good because you got the salty and the sweet.
03:23:36
Speaker
All right, now. Canadian bacon, lemon, pineapple. Lazy, I'm going to old school and ask the whole panel. I think you already know a question. When you guys eat wings, are you guys ranch or fucking blue cheese? Blue cheese. Blue cheese. You're really trying to cause a new civil war, aren't you, Choc? got to go. God damn it.
03:23:58
Speaker
Wait, which one? i Which one he said? ran I'm rich. I can't believe i'm wrong. No, no. You said rich. What the I love rich. I love rich. Yeah. Which one? Hey, wait a minute. Does it matter to you, Chaka? with like Bone in or bone out?
03:24:26
Speaker
Bone in, definitely. Bone out is a nugget. Good answer. That's a good answer. Okay, agree. I like them both, but you need to be correct with the way you're addressing them.
03:24:37
Speaker
Yeah, go to Buffalo Wild Wings and order. Let me get some chicken nuggets. If you call it a win without a bone, Kingstar, you don't have any bones yourself. Yeah, wings have bones in them. Jesus. You're damn skippy, they do.
03:24:49
Speaker
All right, let's go to the Bodega.
03:24:53
Speaker
I gotta get cigarettes. Hey, Trock, you really have a bodega? Well, there might be one open. Do they sell ways in psychedelics? Trock, I thought that was Joe Rogan. No, those are in New York.
03:25:06
Speaker
Yeah, so I'm Puerto Rican. all my family always My family always says, yeah, we're going down the bodega. I don't have a bodega for me, so that's pretty fucking cool. Oh, they're all over here. Ugh.
03:25:21
Speaker
By the way, just so everybody knows, I'm Puerto Rican too.
03:25:26
Speaker
Nothing wrong with that. thick tiered You thick-tiered Puerto Rican? You thin-tiered Puerto Oh, they just stream down your eyes? You don't have to fucking pull them out?
03:25:39
Speaker
no wonder the No, I don't pull my tears out. They leak out. yeah like okay They don't just come out on their own.
03:25:51
Speaker
Fucking lazy pulls his tears out. That's funny. i pull That's why it took him so long to come back on the panel. One one got stuck.
03:26:02
Speaker
Oh, my I can't blink. My thick tears block my blinking. That's funny. I see a doctor about that. yeah Yeah, you think. You got eyebalk eyeball constipation.
03:26:15
Speaker
i yeah want Constipation of the eyeball.
03:26:26
Speaker
This is all Johnny Bong's fault. agree. Chaos everywhere I go.
03:26:33
Speaker
even does it on Mondays and Thursday nights too. in the middle You know what, Raleigh? Stop giving away my fucking secrets, all right? Sorry, it's it's a free world on Saturday nights. You're screwed. You know, it's not a secret if you're a fucking chatty Cathy, okay?
03:26:49
Speaker
Yeah. Wally. Walker. Snitch. Did you just full name him? I did. Walter. Walter.
03:27:01
Speaker
i love That's the bottom line. Shrock is going have his debut match. Hell yeah. Hey, I told my wife I'd only be on here for an hour, so I got to get out of here. Got a bounce.
03:27:20
Speaker
You know what, Chaka? I got i gotta i gotta to work in the morning. you need to yeah thanks for god but Thanks for your help again tonight, man. Hey, no worries. If you ever need anything, hit me up, bro. It's an honor to be in Chaka. Have good night, buddy. Good to see you, Chaka, brother.
03:27:34
Speaker
See you, Chaka. Hell yeah.
03:27:41
Speaker
Damn it, Johnny's still here. Damn. Yeah. His wife didn't give him any restrictions, so he's going to stick here all night. When the fuck did we say i had one of those?
03:27:53
Speaker
Lazy you permission to stick around. Yeah, you're welcome.
03:28:00
Speaker
Give me permission to stick something. What? I mean... I think this match is very fitting, personally. I bet you do. You want to stick something fitting, Jedi?
03:28:13
Speaker
Yes. get Careful. That's only you guys got to start your OnlyFans, though. Lazy's got it with Johnny. Mine's been up and running.
03:28:25
Speaker
i was trying to see who wants to do a collab. Come on, now.
03:28:35
Speaker
And now I'm going to pull up my OnlyFans. Thank you, Wally. Here comes one of our favorites.
03:28:50
Speaker
Still one of the best entrances ever is listening to Nakamura's entrance. Hey, Rocky, did you see the results of Night of Champions tonight?
03:29:01
Speaker
I did. I watched Night of Champions on the way back. What did you think of the whole Sami Zayn ordeal? far Oh, I... every match on that in embrace i would have never thought Sami Zayn would be the world heavyweight champion. My thing is is the way they were leading up to, I seriously thought Brock Lesnar was going to be over there to interfere in J&O match. Who's this person right now? ah You see I even put that shirt in the same one as you, Brock?
03:29:44
Speaker
Oh, that's supposed to be Trock. Yeah, that's Trock. but Look how hairy that chest is. I bet he's hairy as fuck. shit.
03:30:00
Speaker
And your opponent is P. Diddy. um Why is P to be a Hey, this is a match for who's king of New York, bro. Who's king of the East Coast. That's what all this is. I get it. is It's a slippery situation. i get it. By the way, we've got to fix this. Somebody's got to kick his ass.
03:30:24
Speaker
this He's keeping the suit on. He's keeping the suit on. Oh, Trak. Trak, you're getting fucked up by P.E.D. right now. There the baby oil. he just cold everyone wants a piece he's definitely got a lot of his plate going into this you see how he almost slipped he saw how he almost slipped he definitely almost slipped but if you can overcome champion here that title shot can't be too far away guys yeah he's practically salivating for it i know how many bottles of baby lube do you think his chest hair can absorb before it stops get up man come on truck you're making america look bad what are you guys doing they're just wiggling around together
03:31:23
Speaker
what are you guys doing they're just wiggling around together
03:31:30
Speaker
He couldn't get a turret. Yeah, i mean, it's pretty hard to get a turret. He's too slippery, bro.
03:31:42
Speaker
It's weird when guys scissors. It's normal when girls do it Damn.
03:31:51
Speaker
Careful.
03:31:57
Speaker
attack
03:32:01
Speaker
what's going on me Why you got deadlifted his You've got respect again gets pun
03:32:17
Speaker
just deadlifted his ass
03:32:22
Speaker
and i'll get jo jo you've got my respect again
03:32:28
Speaker
oh you're about to get diddled by the diddler
03:32:40
Speaker
he cuts it off and that might be the start of the momentum swing we need oh you're you're about to get dendd by the deadline rally ah
03:32:51
Speaker
Yo, that ref needs to get out of the way, man. We're missing everything. What the hell? Oh, Troc. If you lose to Diddy, I can't even look at you anymore. you Fuck.
03:33:04
Speaker
That's why you gotta read the rules, folks. Nothing gets past you, Saxton. I mean, he didn't even bother taking his suit off. My goodness. Chained down like a cat. He doesn't view you as a threat.
03:33:18
Speaker
to the god he just
03:33:22
Speaker
He keeps rolling you over, bro.
03:33:40
Speaker
picked up and being carried the thing that get any closer to whys he keep keep from mo in ne hes we keeps rolling you over bro where tear this matches you know what his intentions are he's trying to just stun him and not win like legit completely throwing
03:34:05
Speaker
something that's that diddy bomb
03:34:16
Speaker
throw so does that diy bomb even doing that and now him down that's it
03:34:37
Speaker
ah that's well worth it Damn. here hu You just got You got dittled. I am at a loss of words. I am at a loss of words.
03:34:52
Speaker
That was not on purpose, man. I swear. I didn't do anything. told you you can't trust Rock. He programs things in. Look, the only reason why Rock lost was because Pete Diddy is too slippery for that shit.
03:35:07
Speaker
double You saw him slip in the ring like three or four times. Okay, so put me up against P Diddy. Let's see if I can win without you programming in the results.
03:35:22
Speaker
Okay, and I'm going to do you one solid. I'm going to show you. huh You're going to show me what you're working with. Yeah, going to show you. I'm on the main menu. I'm going to go to play. I'm going put normal one-on-one.
03:35:38
Speaker
Sure. Sure. y'all gotta pray for me my butthole is sensitive i can't deal with beauty
03:35:47
Speaker
see no cheats here yeah see easy peasy see that home did what's diddy's rating i don't know 76.
03:36:00
Speaker
seventy six
03:36:04
Speaker
He's one more than you. i' square j You guys, I'm going to do this. I'm doing this for America.
03:36:12
Speaker
we can't And you know what? I'll put the title on the line, too. Why wouldn't it be on the line?
03:36:22
Speaker
There go. See? Okay. If I lose, it's all Rock's fault, guys. How? You just watched me do everything. Yeah, I watched what you... You know what? It's smoke and mirrors. Look at what my left hand is doing, but don't put him to the right hand.
03:36:43
Speaker
Skip the intros. We gotta get right to business on this one. We can't let Diddy hold the championship.
03:36:52
Speaker
45 years of history.
03:37:03
Speaker
there is for the us title superstars seem to go the extra mile sorry i'm trying to like go there we go
03:37:20
Speaker
testing the limits of that leg here for roaches i don't even know why that move works trying to make sure the champ won't have a leg to stand on oh
03:37:32
Speaker
Lazy, you lose this match, you're banned from the net. And I accept those terms. Never mind. You're too willing. to Forget it. Oh, Jesus. In the corner. Has to find a way out of it.
03:37:45
Speaker
Elbow thrown to break up the maneuver.
03:37:51
Speaker
Face first with a waistlock takedown.
03:37:56
Speaker
He's got a mind. How did he roll through that?
03:38:02
Speaker
carried in a jeopardizing position here.
03:38:11
Speaker
And gets tossed back into the mat. Making the climb to the top rope. Framming him up. He's got a picture perfect opportunity here. Off the top, diving arm track.
03:38:23
Speaker
Beautiful. The champ looking get a little worse for wear. Get his ass lazy. I'm doing my best, guys. I'm doing my best. Yeah, I'm kind of rooting for Lazy on this one, actually. Well, if you root for Pete Diddy, you're fucking weird.
03:38:40
Speaker
Well, that's so that's the reason why. I have no choice but to root for Pete. Exactly. I'm the only choice, guys. Oh, that's bullshit.
03:38:53
Speaker
yeah
03:38:56
Speaker
combination that's chance championship Reversal. Damn, you guys are having a pity party in the ring. Yuck, what happened to pity party in the ring? What the hell y'all doing? Yo! Hey! There are kids watching! There's kids watching this!
03:39:14
Speaker
What are you doing?
03:39:17
Speaker
The champion doing everything to retain here.
03:39:27
Speaker
climate
03:39:32
Speaker
look candidate looking to seal the deal guys
03:39:40
Speaker
really thought that was it the champion doing everything to retain here Shoulders up, still in it.
03:39:50
Speaker
To the midsection, here we go. Oh, no. Bad boy. Bad boy. That is it. Oh, no. No. have no
03:40:11
Speaker
Damn, you couldn't even beat Pete Diddy. buts Yeah, you programmed it real well
03:40:23
Speaker
well. I'm not going to let that be announced. either agree but That's a shame. ah I guess um I'm out of the network.
03:40:36
Speaker
Good hangings, you guys. See you next time. Oh, my God. He's going off to cry again. I
03:40:48
Speaker
mean, did have their Diddy party in the ring there for little bit. They did. What was up with that, man? What the hell? They're having a Diddy party. That's a clip. Somebody clip that. What the fuck are they doing, man? Just swimming over the top of each other. Holy shit.
03:41:05
Speaker
good Alright, Johnny's gonna make his debut. ah ah Fuck who? You're making your debut, buddy.
03:41:18
Speaker
Some fucking bullshit.
03:41:22
Speaker
Make manager Wally. okay I'm gonna stand and laugh and watch you get your ass whipped. You know what? I guess the road of passage. I'm down.
03:41:33
Speaker
i'm getting jumped in.
03:41:39
Speaker
You're going to get diddy did. know You know what? Because of how they were rolling all over each other. This is for Johnny. Yeah, you can't write it for me. Jedi's going to escort him to the ring.
03:41:54
Speaker
You're getting mighty for me. Come to daddy. Something special happened. Something special happened there that Jedi doesn't want to talk about.
03:42:07
Speaker
ah
03:42:12
Speaker
secure Don't worry, Johnny Bongs. I got you, buddy. w you w I'm going to die.
03:42:30
Speaker
Just watch for the baby oil, Johnny. There ain't enough baby oil for
03:42:37
Speaker
there ain't enough baby oil for this. championship is on the line here tonight. And in looking at the opposition, I can say that the champion will have quite the hill to climb in this one. Dang, Johnny Bond, you ripped, bro.
03:42:53
Speaker
It only took me about maybe six years, finally. God,
03:43:02
Speaker
god I look like a worded up lumberjack. He's got a good chance of becoming the new champion tonight and the WWE wwe Universe is buzzing about it.
03:43:36
Speaker
Winning the United States Championship etches your name Johnny Bonds, you're our only hope See, that's where you went wrong right there That's where you made a solid error in judgment so You got this in the bag, man
03:43:57
Speaker
I just can't in good faith let this happen, so It's gonna get fucked sideways Literally. How many people want to do this to him? The Shit, they're going to take baseball bat. Frankly, he should have known that wasn't enough. He's going to fly.
03:44:15
Speaker
over forty plus years of hit how many people want to do this to the challenger is going for it shit they gotta to take a baseball back during just last the ref's count frankly he should've known that wasn't enough
03:44:31
Speaker
he's gonna fly oh Way to go. Darn the moon cells. And right into the pin. Uh-oh. The champion with his shoulder up before two He couldn't make much of that pin attempt.
03:44:47
Speaker
Boom.
03:44:51
Speaker
Lazy cringe in there watching him get his ass full. Boom. Our champion is getting rocked a little. It's okay Johnny. Oh, bad Johnny.
03:45:03
Speaker
um block oh oh jedi helping out pete diddy by the way you out brought nobody q matchs yeah no match just can really test just how much a superstar can take sometimes it's even more more expected super super stars it may unlock a new part of their personality back the run into a neck breaker oh shit it's been
03:45:35
Speaker
Come on, Johnny. Get with the program here. ah to the outside I smoked some balls before this match. That's the problem was.
03:45:47
Speaker
suena Before I got in the ring, I took a bonky to the face.
03:45:53
Speaker
My thick tears are blocking my vision. cheek
03:46:01
Speaker
And he throws the opposition back into the ring.
03:46:12
Speaker
just what he needs to reap some aleck here.
03:46:18
Speaker
Looking to explore things ringside now. He'll make his way to the ring. He didn't plan for this. All the way up for a suplex. No, no, no, no. Wiggles free. Into a top. Nice
03:46:33
Speaker
hand. Great elevation.
03:46:42
Speaker
Oh my God. Now shoulders down. Here we go. I can't believe the ref didn't get to
03:46:56
Speaker
get to Trying to fly a car across the ring. To the face. The champ is starting to stop him. This is what we expect out of extreme rules. No one is safe.
03:47:11
Speaker
And now placed in Huh?
03:47:30
Speaker
some might call that and
03:47:39
Speaker
Damn it, Johnny, you got one job. That should have been a three.
03:47:49
Speaker
You're fired, Johnny. What?
03:47:55
Speaker
here yeah
03:48:03
Speaker
yes fire johnny blow away from mike
03:48:13
Speaker
Oh my goodness. Oh shit. He's managing to find some of that needed breathing room. Got clapped right in the head. He's got to keep his foot at the champ with the pin.
03:48:27
Speaker
And the champ can't keep the shoulders down. we're Refusing to give up even an inch of ground as this match continues.
03:48:40
Speaker
Oh dang Johnny! You're really getting close to being fired. Well you gotta do a little more to fight. here
03:48:53
Speaker
oh jang johnny so it's individual youre you're really getting close to me in fire threewe universe yeah trans position but you gotta do a swing it ahead to happen eie billy being shown Oh shit.
03:49:14
Speaker
Whoa, what kind of freaky shit you doing now? There you go.
03:49:22
Speaker
that time Trying to give away all my freaky secrets. There we go. Johnny Bungs on the Navy match. champion
03:49:33
Speaker
Jesus.
03:49:41
Speaker
challengeer to champion to feel good less youre the one champion two
03:49:53
Speaker
jesus
03:49:59
Speaker
Now your name is Johnny Bong's United States Champion. Yeah. The fucking bear.
03:50:09
Speaker
um was yeah Yeah, there's no way i was going to let P. Diddy keep that title. I don't know why. There's absolutely no fucking way. but I was cheering for Jedi, begging him. Please beat him. Oh, yes.
03:50:28
Speaker
Well, congratulations, man. There You beat P. Diddy. On his debut match, he beat the shit out of P. Diddy.
03:50:41
Speaker
Very fitting for Johnny Barnes. but but Of all opponents he could choose from, them that makes sense that he would choose Diddy. It had to happen. It had to happen, for sure. had to change the course of history. and If I couldn't go back in time, well, then take out the thing that was in time.
03:50:56
Speaker
It became Johnny oil instead of baby oil. You're damn kidding. Wally, was that you? That's funny.
03:51:07
Speaker
Johnny oil. It's the Johnny oil. It's no longer baby oil. It's the Johnny oil. And we sell it in smaller quantities, all right? You don't get cups full.
03:51:21
Speaker
Get you a small bottle of the Johnny oil for a limited time. It'll fix all your needs. All of your are needs.
03:51:32
Speaker
Quite literally. johnny ringing Shut up, lazy. I'm going to stop reading your comments or putting them up on the panel. Your ass is on the fucking panel. Get out of the comment section. Oh,
03:51:51
Speaker
hu shit. Good indeed.
03:51:59
Speaker
What the shit.
03:52:04
Speaker
So Wally, for your for your show, for your new song, when are you going to debut it? When everyone can hear Monday night. Monday night, folks. state it wouldt ah It would have been tonight. Today, yeah my guest didn't have an emergency, was going actually be today.
03:52:25
Speaker
And it ended up, unfortunately, his family He had a family emergency. He couldn't do the show. So it'll be for Monday night. Okay.
03:52:38
Speaker
And any idea where our um founder and creator are? On vacation. The comments are the one thing you can't program. You know what, Lazy? You're removed. You're done. Okay. You're in timeout. You just sit backstage. Okay, I'll tell you what I can program. I'll program you to the freaking back of the...
03:53:13
Speaker
No, no, no. We'll keep him there. We'll keep him there in remembrance of him being a champion at one point. Hey, he's still got the tag title. gate That's all. He's still got the tag title, but Wally, I'm just saying you gotta, you gotta get your, get your glick in order. He can't be on vacation. You got titles to defend and he move good on vacation in real life and in the ring.
03:53:36
Speaker
And let's hang it. came from gle All over the place.
03:53:43
Speaker
We can't let him Johnny Bones all over the place. Glick is like higher than any of us. He has an overall of 80, I think. And he will still let you get your ass kicked.
03:53:53
Speaker
you can suck do it Some is. ah yeah yeah ah So disappointed in your Iraq.
03:54:04
Speaker
she Why are you disappointed in me, Jedi? Go ahead and tell ah tell our audience. Tell me. Come on. fill us it Because you programmed their own things. You programmed Glick as above everybody.
03:54:18
Speaker
And you programmed me to lose 2P to the You're just programming quick the Storm.
03:54:27
Speaker
I mean... but no but like like I'm glad do you programmed Johnny Monks to win, though. That that makes me happy. If I didn't know anybody better, it sounds like you liked losing to PJJ.
03:54:42
Speaker
yeah Yeah, and then you escorted him to ringside and also helped him. You threw in a freaking chair for him to hit me with. Or i hit Johnny with.
03:54:53
Speaker
Well, Truck, you're going to have to go after Johnny Monks now for that title. He wanted that free baby oil, right? I'll come take the title. I'll come take the title for Johnny. You gotta go for the free stuff.
03:55:07
Speaker
It was a lifetime supply, too. One whole bottle. Pubs. Pubs. it.
03:55:15
Speaker
no Okay, truck. A whole goddamn bushel. Wally fucking taking people off screen. I see how it is. Now his device got disconnected. Yep, that's what they want you to think, Johnny Bongs.
03:55:32
Speaker
Johnny Bungs can see it too. You're the only one who can't.
03:55:37
Speaker
Okay. Wow. what I mean?
03:55:45
Speaker
Bullshit. Programmed narrative. Bullshit. You're a victim of their their narcissism. You know what?
03:55:55
Speaker
I can be one as well. It's okay. How did I get kicked? I don't know because I didn't touch it. didn't If I plan it, you took yourself off just to make yourself look like one of us.
03:56:10
Speaker
Damn
03:56:13
Speaker
it. It's like that. Oh, it's just me and you again, bud. Oh, God. You don't want that. You don't want that.
03:56:24
Speaker
that Maybe. Nope. I mean, if you pay extra for it. yeah All right, Jedi, show us what you're made of. You can't wrestle. you can't referee. So show us how you run a show.
03:56:41
Speaker
I don't have hidden them the wrestling enough, but I would definitely win. You know what?
03:56:53
Speaker
i yeah I should raise your stats. Your stats. you know like I keep forgetting about the fact. See what I mean? He can raise ill or the stats. He can do whatever he wants.
03:57:04
Speaker
I can raise your stats. Yeah, of course I can. That doesn't mean that you lose.
03:57:12
Speaker
Johnny has lower stats than p Diddy, and he won. Excuse the fuck? You programmed it in. You pre-meditated that shit. You're like, Johnny Bungs will win. The only thing I've meditated ever since I began doing this is tonight when I just played it against your ass. Yeah, you're like, I was never going to let Diddy win against Johnny Bungs. You already, your hand has been shown. That's because I was playing as Johnny. What are you doing with your hand?
03:57:44
Speaker
I was playing with Johnny Boggs, man. I can't trust you. can't trust you. Hey, look out. The Midnight Johnny's here now. You're doing something with your hands. i I can sense it. but eight yep I was twisting the knobs and pushing the buttons. Johnny Boggs, he was playing as You read my knob alone.
03:58:05
Speaker
That's the first thing he went for. That's my knob. When he had control of you, that's the first thing he went for. He's like, that knob is all mine.
03:58:24
Speaker
rock You've lost all credibility. yeah I have not lost any credibility whatsoever. All credibility. floin heathens Children, children, children.
03:58:37
Speaker
I going to have to put you both in timeout? Yeah, you put them both timeout. yeah but the butets Yeah, you You're one of them. You don't speak for me, cheater. You don't speak for me. Fucking take you with it, cheater. How about that?
03:58:59
Speaker
I would love to go wherever you go, Johnny Bonds. I don't know if There's gutter activities. I don't know if you want to be involved in that. You know, I'll observe and report.
03:59:10
Speaker
yeah You know what? the over course
03:59:18
Speaker
Johnny Bungs, why don't you want to be best friends anymore? Just serving to me. What? i didn't say that. I mean, you implied it pretty hard.
03:59:29
Speaker
Putting words in my word hole. weren by word all the Okay, we're best friends again. That's the funniest thing I've heard of in life.
03:59:44
Speaker
God damn it, Johnny Bonds. You're the best. Likewise. Likewise. Damn it. There we go with the ego. You know what? Walter. well Yeah, Walter. love what he called.
04:00:02
Speaker
Okay, Rocky, as as we were. Yep, yeah, so anyway, yeah, just had a long day. Long day, man, just really crazy out there, you know.
04:00:15
Speaker
Bullshit! You know, Walter, you're on thin fucking ice. Listen here, Powder, you're on even thinner ice. it's just fine okay? ice. Fine ice.
04:00:32
Speaker
I'm going to get fucking aroused. You're already there. You already are, bro. It's too late. I feel like getting pumped, all right? The game's game over. It's already here and done. You're damn skippee.
04:00:43
Speaker
you already there you yeah are bro ah it's too late feel like getting pumped right the game's game over it's already here and done you're damn skipping Johnny, are you... I think Johnny's just tired from carrying Walter for so long.
04:01:08
Speaker
Yeah, Walter. Every Monday and Thursday, he carries me the whole time. Nah, I watch the show, man. I would say it's an even split, unlike the Lazy and... Sorry, the Lazy and Shaman show.
04:01:22
Speaker
This fucker just disappears behind stage without any warning. Nope, he's just gone. Most... He just disappears. He's just gone. He's fucked right up.
04:01:33
Speaker
Bullshit. Isn't
04:01:39
Speaker
isn't it Walter? yeah Walter.
04:01:45
Speaker
yeah If you're going to be a Walter, you might as well at least get a Cronkite. As you're saying, Johnny? I'd like to discuss the economy of cannabis, all right?
04:01:58
Speaker
less time you're not and This time I didn't drop behind. Let's talk about recreational substances. Oh, shit. You do too much of it. You don't do enough of it, Walter. no I don't.
04:02:17
Speaker
Sometimes what happens is... Well, what sometimes... You partner up with a fucking Walter. Yeah, fucking Walter.
04:02:28
Speaker
better than a Jedi. Nothing's better than a Jedi. Jedi knows the Force. Damn right. See, Johnny gets it. He likes the Force.
04:02:40
Speaker
Oh.
04:02:43
Speaker
Hey, don't worry. if you If you join a wrestling match, Brock will rig it in your favor. Whoa. Absolutely. That's why Johnny's the US champ now instead of you, Lazy.
04:02:57
Speaker
And he deserves to be the champ because he is a champ. And I respect him for that.
04:03:05
Speaker
I mean, you could show him some respect, Walter. I just told everybody to fuck off earlier. I don't know where where I'm getting the ah thanks from, but I'm going to keep doing what I do then. Yeah. Johnny Mungs, you're the new champ.
04:03:22
Speaker
And we all respect you. And the belt you hold. Careful stripping that peach fuzz, bud. You put some respect on that neck beard, all right? You put some respect on that neck beard.
04:03:33
Speaker
Don't ever fuck with a neck beard, Walter. Come on. Walter. Always fuck with a neck beard. Fucking show you what Amish Paradise is. Oh, shit.
04:03:52
Speaker
oh shits Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. the fuck?
04:04:11
Speaker
Johnny Bonds, no matter what happens in the Royal Rumble. I didn't do it. or my You're still one of my favorite people. I just hope you know that. Oh, thank you, Jedi. Motherfucker.
04:04:24
Speaker
They're trying to steal your spotlight, Johnny, and you can't let him do it. You can't let him steal your spotlight. Damn it, Rock. so Damn it, Johnny. I was just trying to steal some love there. I'm sorry.
04:04:38
Speaker
you know It looks like you're about to get beat out there in that ring, Rock. Oh, and Shaman is putting up his title against 20 other people. Oh, yeah.
04:04:50
Speaker
No, he's going to get a death death. can't have a real rumble belt. See, Rock just does whatever he wants. He doesn't even pay the normal protocol. The dead man.
04:05:04
Speaker
darkness has completely engued the dead man killed admitted byron you're scare a little bit we are seeing Are we going to listen to 40 people's intro productions?
04:05:17
Speaker
first Good. I was hoping not speak for a month. that me i Okay, so The Undertaker and Wolf.
04:05:32
Speaker
I pray for you
04:05:38
Speaker
so
04:05:51
Speaker
come on wall we luck wally i i pray for you I pay for myself an Undertaker Yeah, of all people so figure thanks Rocky like with the undertaker doesn't care about anybody himself No, no, I call it bullshit you got to have the undertaker theme where the fuck is it but yeah man Just watch the shop and this title is not even in the ring.
04:06:22
Speaker
That's insane Oh so shit because You can't even follow the proper term. One of the most coveted titles in all of WWE.
04:06:35
Speaker
Is this an actual Royal Rumble or is this just fact? Yeah. No, it's a Royal Rumble. Whoever wins the Royal Rumble is an Intercom. Wally tried running immediately. Immediately. I mean, that was a smart thing to do in the world.
04:06:53
Speaker
You took off. You're like, yeah, don't want this undertaking. Yeah, Wally. shit. Wally's got game. got game. Oh, my god damn god. Look who's coming our way.
04:07:07
Speaker
Oh, it is on now. Well,
04:07:11
Speaker
there's Rick. ah it is on now
04:07:20
Speaker
well there's rick o That's who? Rick. Rick? Damn, bro!
04:07:33
Speaker
What the fuck? Leave Wally alone, bro! It's the Undertaker! Leave Wally alone! like his the earth
04:07:46
Speaker
I think you're just getting no love. Kick his ass out of there, Wally. joe gateson
04:07:56
Speaker
andam phrase it's a marathon not a script sure it's done kick his ass out of there wallie But even cooler is going the distance because you know how to pace yourself and have the stamina.
04:08:08
Speaker
Yeah, it takes a lot to outlast all these other superstars. And you tighten yourself up too early, you won't be outlasting them for long. That's not right. Number five coming. Can you imagine if Saxton is the number five entry? Well, I didn't bring my boots, but... My God.
04:08:25
Speaker
And now...
04:08:28
Speaker
Sir Pat Knight. Wait, am I going to chance to win my belt
04:08:38
Speaker
back?
04:08:42
Speaker
go up you have to come down point at the elbow finds a mark
04:08:51
Speaker
wait am i going to be in here do i get a chance to win my belt back
04:08:58
Speaker
The pot right the stomach creates the separation. The Angel box again, interesting. Kratos. The double X handle.
04:09:09
Speaker
Incredible line.
04:09:17
Speaker
Last ride.
04:09:21
Speaker
At least that's even now. And from Peck, it's the winning limit. baby i'm who got eliminated Wally him offstage Cold here
04:09:33
Speaker
walter did your best you did your best let'slap off stage this one but but but what the fuck is happening to be undertake on the cold and stole cold
04:09:49
Speaker
away from it in here
04:09:54
Speaker
Fighting to get this elimination. This is how you spoil. Look how Stokehold is just looking at the undertaker.
04:10:06
Speaker
Somebody throw Rick's ass out. Somebody. While he's pissed that Rick is still in. There he is. somebody what these pi that fucking rick is still this
04:10:23
Speaker
what's up truck welcome back buddy yeah my phone died stupid thing to stay awful of it a soon has to see I was trying to tell you Jedi nothing happened to truck he says well just died this is the new truck good the new and improved the FV reprogrammed him current
04:10:52
Speaker
Good good drop him on his head ni here we moment of truth is near but rick that this guy shaman the job what how was in there
04:11:11
Speaker
shaman eliminating rick show it eliminated rick good
04:11:23
Speaker
now Shaman's getting me like how physics don't matter in video games because they Wow Undertaker got him breaks their arm. Oh, that's vintage chava out oh man undertaker got em undertaker coaches kicked him out we he's gonna get up on the turnbuckle he's go a turnbuckle thing where he breaks their arm oh that's vintage That is vintage.
04:11:53
Speaker
I remember that back in the day. Get up, ah walk around, on the turnbuckle. Yeah, it's not often you see a 6'11 guy fucking walking the top road.
04:12:07
Speaker
I think Undertaker is like the only one that's throwing anybody out. Solo Sokoa Really looks like Ricky sheets of like his style Yeah
04:12:20
Speaker
the bigtime matchs
04:12:24
Speaker
solo sacoa
04:12:31
Speaker
sekola really looks like rikishi to me oh like can style so much it's not funny yeah
04:12:51
Speaker
Johnny Boggs. Johnny Boggs is here. The new champ. Wait, who got eliminated? I'm picking some ass out there.
04:13:02
Speaker
Come on now. wait who got eliminated i'm picking some ass out there come on now
04:13:11
Speaker
andre Okay, St. Pat just eliminated John was that? so long hola Sacoa Oh Shit about to see a eliminatation oh shit this is the under she gonna get eliminatated this time
04:13:30
Speaker
Yep. Oh, Kratos eliminated The Undertaker. He has to be eliminated here. Have to find ways to stay in this thing. Avoid elimination at any cost.
04:13:51
Speaker
Johnny Boggs is trying hard.
04:13:54
Speaker
What the fuck wait who just got eliminated again? I'm i'm trying to keep I think Garcia did whatever Who is that out there?
04:14:06
Speaker
Oh Someone someone it's one of the one of these guys Johnny Boggs is out Sir Pat Knight eliminated Johnny Boggs only one still in sur at night eliminated johnny boggs you can't help but get bor get
04:14:25
Speaker
Here comes truck. All right, man. And he went straight stone cold.
04:14:37
Speaker
here comes truck should be very interesting all right man he guys crash into the eye and he went straight for stone cold in spirit reverse oh s Sir Pat Knight's gone now. Oh, and Trock, you're out.
04:14:58
Speaker
You just got eliminated by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Are you kidding me right now?
04:15:12
Speaker
Austin Stone Cold. Stone Cold. And it's Wesley heading into the ring. I'm going to kick school Coles at. Damn. Ripcord position. Ripcord knee.
04:15:27
Speaker
his neck
04:15:30
Speaker
damn
04:15:34
Speaker
rip cor position rip corney
04:15:39
Speaker
blow This is not gone the way I thought it would go no i didn't expect to be number two It's Jedi our Savior is here Oh
04:15:52
Speaker
it's jedi okay our savior is here w can't believe these are doing the one another
04:16:04
Speaker
what a I just don't want to get eliminated immediately. Oh, it's happening. How do I end up fighting fucking Puff Daddy?
04:16:15
Speaker
Shaka is here right when Jedi needs him. if
04:16:22
Speaker
how do i end up playing and p daddy daily chaka chaco here right with that i need I want a rematch
04:16:44
Speaker
you need shockka to save you but a hit he was not
04:16:53
Speaker
this crowd's counting down for number seven i want rematch Kratos gotta go somebody got to take him out dude I win the minute I am a child on a kid right now krado's got to go somebody got take him out dude i thought chacoal was gonna eliminate minute i didn't do i am i am a chuck takinging on a kid right now
04:17:29
Speaker
Oh, here comes the click. Uh-oh. Fast watch in the building. Oh, body checking them into a whole other area code.
04:17:47
Speaker
oh i watching the buildings it start
04:17:53
Speaker
takinging them into a whole other area code
04:17:58
Speaker
or a
04:18:10
Speaker
Chaka is handling business, bro. Yeah, dude. He just doesn't give a fuck everybody. You
04:18:19
Speaker
you know, he seems like such a nice guy, but he's got a very violent ass. Oh, yeah.
04:18:29
Speaker
based on what I'm seeing here.
04:18:34
Speaker
Who's
04:18:37
Speaker
the dude that's ninja kicking everybody? Xavier Woods. Chaka. Chaka smash.
04:18:46
Speaker
shaka chuck a smash
04:18:52
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. reconstruction oh yeah music means he looks I gotta fix the opening entrances. I not know why it's doing
04:19:16
Speaker
already do
04:19:21
Speaker
Chaga punched him into the next universe. Stone Cold was on that, though. Oh! That's the gap beat. don't call usan that though
04:19:40
Speaker
we got the
04:19:51
Speaker
so Is this guy gonna throw Glick back into the forest? Yeah!
04:19:59
Speaker
Is he gonna throw Glick back in the forest? Trying to get an elimination here. A desperate battle happening on the ropes. Nope. Glick doesn't want to go help eliminate.
04:20:10
Speaker
He wants to fight me. Because why not? Because why fucking not? Why not? Yeah, I got knocked out in like three seconds, so shut up.
04:20:22
Speaker
It's
04:20:27
Speaker
battle for the future of the network. Oh, you just ran into his pecs. And now you're going to get that fucking powerbomb. Really?
04:20:46
Speaker
Oh, you guys started. Stunner. Stunner. Stunner. Take look out, bro. Incoming. Yeah.
04:20:58
Speaker
Oh,
04:21:02
Speaker
oh shit. Go gather some berries in the forest, bitch. Huh. Bye, Rocky.
04:21:14
Speaker
What?
04:21:16
Speaker
o Oh, he's a survivor. Oh, man.
04:21:22
Speaker
This looks a great shot. Oh, that's so painful. It's hard to watch, too. Ouch. My leg hurts
04:21:37
Speaker
from watching that.
04:21:41
Speaker
Stone Cold can't be beat. Oh, man.
04:21:45
Speaker
oh Unless your name is Rocky. Because you programmed it that way. No, I did not. What happens when lose? Then what? Did I program me to lose too? Yeah, did. Will the feet touch the floor? Are you losing them?
04:21:58
Speaker
but i programed me to lose you my yeah you did will the feet touch the floor are you losing them You got him looking like a founder.
04:22:10
Speaker
Get him out of there! Do it! Yes! Oh, you motherfucker. You motherfucker.
04:22:22
Speaker
You think we're not onto you. Oh, you won the whole goddamn thing, huh? Okay. Me versus you for the belt. Let's go. Oh, God.
04:22:35
Speaker
I don't care. I cannot. There is no way that this and I can get any better. just beat Stone Cold Steve Austin, bro. You were rooting for me, Jedi. What happened to that, dude? It changed the shit you You're the fucking creator of the Matrix. The Matrix.
04:23:02
Speaker
well Let's go. Nah, I'm going now i'm going to hold on to it. I'm so sick of your corrupt influence. Right.
04:23:16
Speaker
Well, the only opportunity I'm given is to... Everything you called out happened because you programmed it that way. I'd call you out, Rocky. Reg. Fucking Reg. Okay, Wally.
04:23:29
Speaker
That's it. Let's run it, Wally. Fucking Reg. ladies Jedi, you can watch. You know what? let Let's just do one of the fun handicap matches that you made me do.
04:23:40
Speaker
Okay, me and Wally versus you. Nah, nah, nah. See, you be playing jump on so many teams. First it was Shaman. Now Wally gets an opportunity. Now you want to step with him. You oh you're scared you you hear that, Wally? He's scared of us.
04:23:57
Speaker
He's scared of our my our mightiness. What are you going to about that, Wally? Yeah, what are you going to do about it, Wally? The masses need to be quelled. You're supposed to be running the show. You can't just sit and watch.
04:24:11
Speaker
The matches need to be closed. That's how it works. I'll take them on alone, Wally. Since you didn't have my back, I'll take them on alone.
Playful Banter and Programming Outcomes
04:24:21
Speaker
No, it's all right. i i' I'll let you ah i'll let you you stand and watch.
04:24:25
Speaker
are you Are you programming? That's what you're doing right now. You're programming the results. okay Yeah, that's true.
04:24:40
Speaker
Alright, which title you want to go after? thanks so yeah All of them. Oh, God. Here we go. Any of them. I want all the plus gold. I want all the gold.
04:24:53
Speaker
Wally's ready to go to bed. What the hell is this? I'm not ready to go to bed. I'm just sitting there watching. you didn You need to do some push-ups before the batch. You gotta get fucking amped up. Let's go, Wally.
04:25:06
Speaker
God damn it. Why am I more excited about this than you, Wally? Hang on, gentlemen. Let me take care of a couple things here at the house, and back up.
04:25:18
Speaker
Time's up. I'm over here eating ravioli. Oh, man. i want Did you bring some for the rest of the class?
04:25:28
Speaker
Jesus. Okay, well, after get your ass beat by Wally, you can go have all the food you want. Well, you're 280? Damn, bro. Yeah. I mean, just throw sit-up in there once in while. You know? Every now and then. About once
04:25:45
Speaker
in a while. And the WWE Intercontinental Champion,
04:25:50
Speaker
yeah every now and then one to one
04:26:01
Speaker
Wally, I'm investing my whole life savings in you winning. so I hope I do.
04:26:08
Speaker
Gotta get that title over here. Yeah, you need to get that belt smashed on his fucking programming ass face. I can't program anything. Shut the fuck up. You're not fooling anybody, Rock. Just stop.
04:26:26
Speaker
The world heavyweight champion is ready to defend his ground. don't think I see an ounce of doubt in the champion. He absolutely believes he's leaving. There's no way you could put Wally up. He weighs 280. I can't do that in real life. No, no. so But you can't do half of the shit you do in this game in real life either, Jedi. I do everything like that in real life. You can't jump that high. If anything you understand what I if anything you undersow what i can do.
04:26:58
Speaker
But you're the programmer. You get to make other... o oh What is that? Are you guys at prom together? It's like we're dancing. At least we were rolling around butt to butt like with Diddy, like somebody else was. Look, I don't care how that game works. I cannot do that. Maybe to one of the shocking the competition maybe to one of the like the kids but my challenge in subway You know, it's really sad that you got programmed to lose already.
04:27:28
Speaker
I
04:27:34
Speaker
know, I see that.
04:27:39
Speaker
Let's me take a chance to win, then I'll end up losing. What the fuck that? i don't know. taking for He's got a Superman champion. That looked like it hurt him more than it hurt him.
04:27:57
Speaker
in the game shut two he's still in the fight but for how much longer
04:28:06
Speaker
shut up saxon Yeah, I hate listening to him in real life too. Me too. I don't know, here lately, Corey Graves has been getting out of their nerves. And there's another one. Ooh. Oh, shit. Oh, look it. Wally learned some ninja moves. Wally's getting fired up. Do you see that? you see that little spinning back kick where he kicks the leg out from on you? Ouch.
04:28:36
Speaker
Yeah, his leg sweep. Oh! That's it. There's no way. There's no way come back from that. Holy shit.
04:28:46
Speaker
Wow. Do you see how he let you in so nobody knew he programmed it in that way? No, no, no, Jedi. You see how I celebrate my friend winning a belt and I'm just happy for You should practice that a little bit, Jedi. You should practice that a little bit. Boo. Boo. We see through you, Rock. We know what you're up to.
04:29:14
Speaker
You let him win this time. Congratulations, Lally. You beat me fair and square. I figured would go freaking out. I mean, fair and square with parentheses.
04:29:27
Speaker
Jesus, lazy. ah He's so sour because he doesn't have a belt. he's so done You know what? you know I have a belt. okay don't oh did you program that out of the equation too already?
04:30:01
Speaker
going have Wally versus Click? I'll tell you, Rock. Lazy talks a lot of smack. He does. Talks a lot of smack.
04:30:12
Speaker
Yeah, he's going to lose his belt right now. The last belt you had left.
04:30:20
Speaker
Oh, it's not Shaman anymore. changed he has changed now He is now...
04:30:30
Speaker
Where is he? Oh, there he is. Chaka. Chaka.
04:30:38
Speaker
Did nothing. You watched the whole process. i don't want to hear it. house Yeah, I didn't see that bus behind the scenes stuff, though.
04:30:50
Speaker
Look who's here.
04:30:53
Speaker
We gotta skip the intros. don't got time for that bullshit. I just need to know what's happening.
04:31:01
Speaker
You already know we run this place.
04:31:12
Speaker
Look, I just lost my title to him and I'm still walking out with him.
04:31:20
Speaker
Yeah, why are you there? Just to regulate me. Make sure the programming is going to planned. Because I acknowledge you, Waleed. Lazy, the deck's getting stacked against la the decks getting stacks against you tonight. Oh, yeah, I am pumped for this guy.
04:31:42
Speaker
wow hey next match truck next match trucks get a yeah i for this guy west coast tro You gotta pick a tag team partner though.
04:31:59
Speaker
I need one. um who you know i mean my money is and rock Because he controls the outcomes to all these matches. o je Jedi will never be my partner. And then Johnny needs a well Whatever. i don't know who the friggin... Who's free? I think Troc and Rock is a pretty good... Troc and Rock. It's the Troc and Rock.
04:32:23
Speaker
We'd be unstoppable. team champion Yeah, well, yeah, when you have the creator of the outcomes. Yeah, course.
04:32:34
Speaker
It could be Troc and the Rockettes, you know? There you go. Yeah, that'll give him an excuse wear a skirt.
04:32:44
Speaker
I'm not wearing a skirt. Fucking Jedi. If I could go back and take control, I would make sure you lose. We're going to put you in a skirt. Make sure you lose. We see them in the corner. I would make sure you're so done. You motherfucker. We already know that's what you're doing. Now I'm going to get my ass kicked. The chains have solid team over their own team.
04:33:14
Speaker
yes Look at the knee strikes. Endless knee strikes. Just never had a chance to block any of those. Very fitting of a champion.
04:33:28
Speaker
Quick pin. Championship on the line.
04:33:33
Speaker
That's a fast Strong kick out, but you have to wonder if he can keep it up. He can't keep it up. Trust me. I talked to his wife, and she told can't.
04:33:46
Speaker
know what, Strike one. Oh, look, it takes both of you. It takes both of you. Look what happens when Chaka doesn't help you, by the way. Yeah, look.
04:34:02
Speaker
The minute Chaka doesn't help you, you just get your ass kicked. Well, yeah, when there's two reverse one, yeah, you're right. Gets driven into the corner. And a kick.
04:34:15
Speaker
Dismantling the arm in the corner. Gotta hurt. Seems like the champ might have a pretty clear strategy in mind here going after the arm. Shaka's too busy. he's eating a fucking Cuban sandwich over there.
04:34:29
Speaker
He's eating a sandwich. Yeah, he went to the bodega. He's eating a stuffed sandwich. This is a musk flex done all night. Oh.
04:34:48
Speaker
Imagine that. Both of you guys again. curb stomping. Get him, Chaka. These motherfuckers try to curb stomp me.
04:35:01
Speaker
the fuck is that mean as's like wrestling curb stomping thousand cuts get them chaa these motherfuckers tried to curb stop any longer to get in this Why you look so scared, Wally? Fuck him up, bro.
04:35:18
Speaker
He might get chokeslammed. God, Chaka's such a beast. Oh, Chaka actually showed up. He finished his sandwich. I wasn't paying attention.
04:35:32
Speaker
Chaka finished his sandwich. He's ready now.
04:35:38
Speaker
Chaka ain't scared you, bitches. What a hell of a bitch. I'll now click one thing for some much needed support. And if you're here, this could change. just staring at the. I mean, if I was that brilliant, I would too, but he did it too well.
04:36:02
Speaker
Producing a trampling.
04:36:06
Speaker
Why does he keep rolling them over? Oh, truck. I love the new profile pic, man. part of the newscast now. ah
04:36:18
Speaker
I
04:36:22
Speaker
ah use that one when I do like the gaming night. It's like it's supposed to be like saying it supposed to be like a City oh, I see you did he roofie me? Oh
04:36:44
Speaker
you if you look the yeah that and the of jedi jedi You said a all background about Wally having to stay out of the ring and what is the first thing you fucking do is jump into the corner here Yeah, shut your her mouth right?
04:37:02
Speaker
What is this team you store for here? What are you guys doing that? Well, that's like a lemon bridge right there. suplex that challenger clearing a path to the title no. coded.
04:37:15
Speaker
no yeah
04:37:20
Speaker
um now that's what i like to see yeah programming completing what you coded I just want to note that you stood there and watched it happen. was I thought it was going to be a fair fight. You're going to have to call Chaka just and let him know that you lost him the title. I'm going to text him right now and let him know what a cheating whore you were.
04:37:49
Speaker
but Yeah, but every every fight was fair. Except for P Diddy. I mean, I don't know how the hell I lost there. Yeah, both of you. don't know that one. okay
04:38:06
Speaker
Well, oh, well. So, Jedi, how do you feel about that? Okay, I shot it across the hip. You're starting to sound a lot like Glick when you won the titles.
04:38:20
Speaker
I don't even know what that means. Glick thought it was rigged because he said there was no way that you could beat him. Oh, because you rigged things so we know that we both know you? Okay, yeah. We both came to the same conclusion. You're right.
04:38:36
Speaker
So you're saying you agree with them?
04:38:40
Speaker
That you're cheating whore? Yeah. It sounds like somebody is upset that they got their ass kicked. I'm not upset. My ass didn't get kicked.
04:38:51
Speaker
I was cheated. Congratulations. You know, the titles are back where they belong.
04:38:59
Speaker
And you know what? I was out there at ringside. I got to watch the whole thing on ringside. Well, you programmed it. Congratulations to the man, Wally. The programmer gets the best seat in the house.
04:39:13
Speaker
Yeah.
04:39:24
Speaker
What the fuck?
04:39:28
Speaker
ah It's an excessive amount of buoy. No, that felt that felt very... Actually, I recorded that from your last show.
04:39:40
Speaker
That's actually a sound clip. You can sue us.
04:39:44
Speaker
Yeah, that's sick, truck.
04:39:48
Speaker
Oh, so it's like ah like Vice City, kind of? That reminds me of San Andreas or GTA. Yep. gta ye
04:40:05
Speaker
Oh, shit. I realize that you have a beard in that. I should have put a beard on your character, huh? Yeah,
04:40:13
Speaker
should have programmed it in. Fucking muted this whole time. Thank God. Yeah, I just shaved. Oh, man. I wish I could throw this fucking gold to Shadow.
04:40:27
Speaker
Hey, you know what?
04:40:30
Speaker
hey yeah Jedi is not very happy right now, Trock. He had three titles at the beginning of tonight and lost every single one of them.
04:40:41
Speaker
He's never happy. he Yeah, he's not a happy camper. Excuse me, Trock. I'm always happy, except for when I lose all three of my titles in one night. So fuck off. And two of them are sitting on my shoulders,
04:40:55
Speaker
You know, Wally, next time you host, I'm not coming by because I lose all my titles when you're hosting. Okay.
Wrap-Up and Farewell
04:41:04
Speaker
When Glick hosts, I don't lose titles.
04:41:08
Speaker
No, you always end up winning them all because Glick don't do nothing. What did you do? You just caused me to lose them and you didn't do shit. And I won the cards tonight. Well, technically, because I mean, he kicked your ass for two of them.
04:41:22
Speaker
Yeah, Wally. It's because he puts on vacation. Wow. is that the you you know I thought you were a friend, Wally, but you really let me down. You stole my titles.
04:41:33
Speaker
You let me down. I'm not even in the top left anymore. that
04:41:42
Speaker
Now I am. I wasn't earlier. i am He's the host of the show and he didn't complain about it.
04:41:53
Speaker
Damn it, Wally. I know. on my whole we all Gentlemen, that I'm going to call it for a night. I'm going to hop off.
04:42:04
Speaker
That's what I'm getting ready to wrap it up. Wally, you you did a good job, bro. Don't ever be fucking afraid to host these Saturday Night Shannigans. You're doing a great job. You really are. Thanks, man. I appreciate it It's been fun. I've had a great time.
04:42:19
Speaker
I had more fun here than if Glick was here. that that much Somebody click that i'll be watched It'll be it'll be watched in the replay if He will watch that by the way he looks for every instance of Glick the name Glick That's like you've got a program i heard my name mentioned he's like i heard my name mentioned last week you're end up with another song bro
04:42:51
Speaker
I do love quick, but Wally, you did a good job. Don't ever fucking shy away from hanging out on Saturdays and hosting. Come on now. actually had fun tonight, other than at the beginning trying to get the link, but it still went pretty good. It was a good night.
04:43:06
Speaker
Shit's going to go off the rails a little bit, no matter what happens. Guys, give it up for the main man, Wally. By the way, Rocky, since you're here and we're getting ready to jet, why don't you close us out tonight, man?
04:43:19
Speaker
okay he's choking all that programming yeah i'm kicking him out so you rock very much buddy ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us for another night of saturday night shenanigans It's been really nice hanging out with you, Wally Jedi.
04:43:50
Speaker
You were here. And of course, the main man, Troc himself in the building. Debut match. Um, and also all the other shenanigans that went afoot tonight, including the beginning of the show.
04:44:02
Speaker
I want to thank all of our guests for tuning in. Please like, share, subscribe, and, uh, We will see you guys next week. Same time with your main man, Brock Lee, hosting the show.
04:44:16
Speaker
We'll see what Saturday night shenanigans are afoot for 4th of July. You guys have a great night. You guys have a good week. Thanks again, guys Catch you later.
04:44:28
Speaker
See you, Rocky. Thank you. I'm going to end this, bitch. You guys have a good rest of your weekend, man. We'll talk to you later, Brock.
04:44:41
Speaker
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