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our first threesome (kristen's second)
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episode 1: welcome to 3way ! meet your hosts, Kristen, Payton & Emon as they put together their 'starter packs.'
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Introduction and Podcast Goals
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my God. Okay. Should I three-way Peyton in? Yeah, call me. Okay. Hello. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay. Immediately. Okay. Hey guys. Welcome to the first episode of three-way the podcast. Um, this is Iman and Peyton's first threesome. This is my second. And I think it's gonna be a lot of fun. To start off, we kind of wanted to have you guys get to know us. So we thought we would go around and kind of like talk about what each other's starter packs would be. So we can kind of like call each other out. You can get to know what really makes us tick. It's like a reintroduction. Exactly. They're just discovering us for the first time.
Creating a New Podcast
00:00:50
Speaker
but You probably are because I know that there's millions of people listening right now and I don't have millions of followers. so If you want to change that, you can come find us on Instagram. yeah I think, so to go back a little bit though, hi, I'm Peyton. I have a podcast called Note to Self and I've had Kristin and Iman on the podcast ever so often. like How many times have you been on now, twice? I've actually been on more than... I've probably been on four times. I'm not counting, actually probably five. I think I've been on three or four. three Yeah. Y'all have been like definitely on Note to Self a lot and our group episodes always do really well and people are always asking for Yvonne and Kristen to come back.
00:01:28
Speaker
So we were like, you know what? Fuck it. Maybe we should try to just have our own podcast, us three, which is so nice because I feel like having three of us is just more fun in general. Yeah. Like all the podcasts I listened to have groups of people. Um, like I liked the banter, but also since Peyton just moved, we thought this would be a good way to like actually hold ourselves accountable to like staying in contact. And we're just gonna, record it
Meet the Hosts
00:01:55
Speaker
now. We're just going to make it work. Yeah. We're staying in contact. We're just going to monetize monetize staying in each other's lives. Cheers. Cheers. So yeah, let's do a little intro for each of us before we get into our starter packs and we have, you know, the, everyone is kind of creating starter packs for each other. He was doing a start.
00:02:16
Speaker
Yes. So my name is Iman. I'm from LA. I do creative strategy mostly for startups. And I love marketing specifically from the perspective of like how humans interact with anything, whether that's like an interface or a video or social media or an email or anything. And I feel like I use that too for what I do. Yeah. I feel like you're the quintessential LA born and raised. You rarely leave Los Angeles. No, I hate it. It's traumatizing. When I land back in LA, the feeling is I'm sure what it will feel like to walk down the aisle and see my husband. On the other side, like, I want to cry. I almost started crying. Like, I literally had tears in my eyes when I landed here. It feels good. And when you see the lemonade. There's nothing like it. You see the Alfred's when you come off the date. Oh, the Alfred's. And you say the lemonade and you're like, I'm home. You say, Mama, I'm home. Exactly. I can get pokey and not be scared. I can get sushi and not be scared. But I think you're the quintessential LA person. And whenever people shit on LA and people from LA, everyone I know who's from LA is the coolest person ever. Completely agree. Like people who grew up here, Iman's a valley girl. Yeah. So you grew up in the valley. You can tell. So I love that you're from LA. And I usually point to you or my friend, Alex Georgi, because I'm like, these people are born and raised LA. And they're the coolest. So no one's shit on Los Angeles. Everyone comes from here sucks. Or comes to hear sucks.
00:03:46
Speaker
Besides you, okay, besides everyone in this room, everyone sucks, so that's a really nice room. Oh, okay. All right, Kree, you wanna go? Okay, I'm Kristin Elizabeth Ritchie. I'm Ritch, so annoying. Oh, no.
00:04:00
Speaker
I swear I'm like, this is a bit. It's not. It's half of a bit. It's half joke. I'm half joking. I was born and raised in Los Angeles. I'm just joking. I was born and raised in Tulsa, Oklahoma, but I've been in LA for nine years. I have two little dogs. They're the light of my God darn life. I'm just joking. I do love them though. Shout out girls. Mama loves you. Mama loves ya. I can't take anything seriously. Shout out to my girls. I love you guys so much. I love you guys. Okay, so I,
Personal Starter Packs
00:04:40
Speaker
you know, for work things.
00:04:43
Speaker
i doubt I dabble in a little bit of this and a little bit of that. I do some styling, I do some blogging and content creation, I do some... organizing of my friend's closet. I do lots of little things. I do this podcast now and yeah, that about sums me up. Okay. Hi, I'm Peyton. I was born, there's a lot of places in my life. I was born in Florida. I lived there for a little while, and but I was mostly raised in Texas.
00:05:16
Speaker
and I moved out to L.A. eight years ago now, and I just met these two ladies here. I actually met, I guess I can enter here, like how we met, but um met I met Iman. When I was 21, I was interning out here in L.A., I was going to college at Texas A and&M, and I was kind of out here for like the spring and the summer, and I was out with a bunch of people one night, and Iman and I were in this massive group, and we just like bonded in the bathroom of a club called Hide here, And we have been friends ever since and I'm literally 30 now. So it's like verging on 10 years. And then I met Kristin probably like a year later, I ended up moving out to LA and I met her at an event. So Kristin and I got super close. And then of course, like I just always make all my friends be friends. So they met like a long time ago too, at this point.
00:06:03
Speaker
And yeah, that's basically it. I've been a content creator slash influencer, even though I hate that word for like eight years now. I started a podcast called Note to Self three years ago. It's almost three years old. And that's become like a the majority of my job at this point. I love podcasting. I love like just being able to get on a mic and just talk nonsense basically. And it's more fun to do it like when I have friends as well. Rock on. So anyway, that's me. Now I live actually, here's the whole, here's the whole thing. Now I moved from Los Angeles last month to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It's a temporary move. I'll only be there until like the fall, but I'm a Midwest girlie now. So part of the reason I'm starting this was to like, you know, talk to my friends and monetize our friendship to keep in touch, but I'm living in Milwaukee now. And then I'm telling you the LA to Milwaukee pipeline, everyone's doing it. Everyone is doing it. You know that pipeline. Yeah. You know it well. I've heard of that. LA community in Milwaukee. Yeah, a lot of them. So anyway, that's all about me. And I think we should start with the starter packs now. We're good. So let's start with Iman's starter pack. I'm starting with the physical, the Tiffany's necklace she always wears. I would also put an X on her starter kit. She loves her X's. I love them. I love you guys.
00:07:35
Speaker
But yeah, we have we have thing one, thing two and thing three. I'm partial to thing two. He will come up more often than the other things because thing one is now dating one of my
00:07:50
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Texas. The LA community is kind of small. I mean, you do run into people and, but thing one is just like not a great guy in general. Um, that's giving, that's like actually doing him justice by saying that to be quite honest. Um, but thing two, I think two is a personality. Okay. What do you think your is on your starter kit? Um, thunderbird. Yeah. Thunderbird puppy chicken tacos. So I eat tacos almost every single day. I have to take a bath every single night because I have a weird sensory issue where I don't like a stream of water touching me. I can be submerged in it. So I love baths. I love pools. I love jacuzzis.
00:08:30
Speaker
but a stream of water, constant I don't like the feeling of being wet, so I also have a hard time washing my face. I have like a weird sensory thing, so I have to take a bath every single night. Every morning I take a shower, but it's the worst part of my day. I have to give myself a pep talk. like Wow. i do I don't want to do it. I would say nipples are out. you have Your nipples are on your starter pack. Oh my God, look
Quirks and High School Insecurities
00:08:50
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how excited she is about that. That's a new thing, isn't it? i and tell him why. Who's inspiring you? Well, Kristen's starter pack is just a boob out. yeah Like it's not a nipple. Just titties out. The actual boob. No, in my starter packets, my dad's text messages saying, Hey, could you stop posting naked on the internet? Your family, your 500 cousins and aunts and uncles follow you. No, this is your starter pack. It's your two dogs. It's you holding a joint. So cool and gracefully, just like not even carrying walking down the street. Then it's the boobs being out ans are showing it's and when you go, hi, baby, baby. A steam room has to be on oh a steam room. And you then you put the oil in your hair. Well, Kristen always has also has a locket. And I would say that that's in her starter pack. I've gotta lock it. Kristin is a published artist. You might have heard me on, I don't know, Spotify? Yeah, probably on Spotify. Fucking Apple Music. um Because she does have a locket, actually. I've gotta lock it. Does that sound familiar to anyone?
00:10:01
Speaker
She almost came out at Coachella, but they just like last minute decided to do something else. they tried yeah yeah They did not have a lot enough money. Okay, Iman, I feel like we have more things for your starter. So it's the Tiffany's necklace, an axe, Thunderbird, and baths. Yeah. who And your robe. Yeah. I think that's enough stuff. Yeah. Okay. and that's good I'm trying to think of what else it would be. Oh, and your would you rather book. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I love doing would you rather is they're really big passion of mine. And I like to take it even deeper because I feel like when people do would you rather they don't actually think it through.
00:10:40
Speaker
would They think of one. well you One or they think of two bad things, but they don't understand the delicate balance. Right. And that is your art. And it's also hard making general, would you rather, is because I like to cater it so much to the person. And it also tells you so much about someone and what they value by their answer. Like if I ask you a question and like it's a no-brainer for you and it's really hard for someone else, it's like I'm learning about you, how you think, it's a lot more than meets the eye. Well, here's the thing, that's what I was thinking about between the lines when it came to the, would you rather be 60% less attractive than you are right now, or every time you see a baby, you have to slap it? yeah I thought, obviously, be 60% less attractive because you can't go around slapping fucking babies. No, and I thought, I am slapping the babies. And it's like, that's telling all of us. Yeah, exactly.
00:11:34
Speaker
I literally like, but some people... 60% less hot, like what the fuck? I think you would just like not... I would just be a blob. Yeah, but like you would just do other stuff. Yeah, but like... I'm already doing other stuff. I can't be 60% less hot. Like it's just not possible. I'm only 60% hot. nice I can't be 60% less hot. I think because I kind of feel like you have been pretty your whole life. I, for example, grew up with a lazy eye. So like I know what it's like and I'm like afraid of going, I can't go back. Yeah. I like just got hot like two years ago. I can't. Yeah, it's like kind of newer. So this is also telling us a lot about each other. Exactly. And it's still probably going to be hot. 60% less hotter. yeah it's like Yeah, it's like this is telling us a lot about you and it's also making me feel like you just actually think you're really hot. But me, growing up with LazyEye, who I had to get
Peyton's Moves and Ties
00:12:40
Speaker
it surgically corrected. When did you do that though? When I was six years old, but those are the are the main years. You've been hot for so long. No, I haven't. No, not. I was six, but those are the very formative years I had to wear an eye patch every single day when I got home from school. The eye patch or like some kind of bracelet will kill you. Yes, I had to wear an eye patch and did you have acting huge glasses. I was six.
00:13:03
Speaker
No, not, no but like just in life. Oh, never. Never had acne. Here's the thing. I had acne. I didn't have braces. I didn't have braces, but I had acne. Still have acne. i Yeah, I haven't really dealt with acne, but I have dealt with lazy eyes. Yeah. now sent For six years. I have dealt with really fucking big boobs that like just huge, the little tiny waist. So it's like really hard to shop because no shirts fit me. i When I talk about it, everyone's like, Iman, that's not an issue. It is. Nothing affects me. So that really affects me. Just the longest torso, skinniest
Iman's Interests and Dating Life
00:13:40
Speaker
little waist, baddest boobs. Tallest five. It's like a waist that like does not exist. yeah And then hips that kind of go out. Yeah. That don't lie. And it's it's not easy. It's not. yeah Thank you for being vulnerable with us. It's not. I'm being vulnerable. know. I'm being serious. Yeah.
00:13:58
Speaker
Yeah, it's not easy. I just think I would just do something else. I would just do something that used my brain more. I think if I was hot, not hot. Oh, shut up. But don't you think you would just rely on other skills? Well, I dropped out of college. I'm already pretty heavily relying on my personality. I don't know if I can do more. I dropped out of college. I don't know what I would be doing. Well, you're using your brain in a big way. So college degree is not on your starter kit? No. No. College dropout.
00:14:29
Speaker
Well, I've got a college degree on my starter kit. Okay, and where'd you go to school? Oklahoma State. Ride them cowboys, go pokes. And what's the acceptance rate? I'm just curious. 175%. You were right. No, literally, they they just... Yeah, um anyone can go. Anyone can go. Okay. I shouldn't have graduated college. That was so stupid. I didn't use my degree at all. That wasted my time. I just was drunk for four years. and Drunk for four years. i waste I literally spent all of my savings at Urban Outfitters.
00:15:13
Speaker
like you know My parents would always be like, okay, like if you put it in your savings account, we'll like double it to like encourage me to put it in my savings. Rich. Okay. And then when I got to school, I finally got access to it and I was like, yeah. Urban Outfitters. Yeah, but I'm going to spin all of this at Urban Outfitters. Wow. I used to exclusively shout out at Urban Outfitters as well. Yeah. I mean, I styled my whole friend group. They would come over. So it was really the beginning of my career. It was an investment. It was an investment. Yeah. It was an investment. That was your college degree, really. It really was. It was. Well, I just learned about politics and it just made me mad because everyone talks about politics and I'm like, oh, everyone's an idiot.
00:15:51
Speaker
I think we should actually talk about some politics right now, Peyton. Let's get into religion. What's everyone's religion on their starter kit?
00:16:04
Speaker
I don't really do those, I don't think. Yeah, I'm mixed because my mom was raised Muslim and my dad was raised Christian, yeah so I'm mixed. I'm neither, but... I was raised Christian, but I'm neither. neith
Peyton's Relationship Insights
00:16:20
Speaker
Yeah, I was raised Catholic, but I'm spiritual. But I'm spiritual. Yeah. Okay, what's on my starter pack, everyone? Okay, what's on your starter pack? Truly... I'm just joking. Well, no, your vlog camera. Yes. A. Kayso.
00:16:39
Speaker
Yeah, Queso, Postmates. Oh my god, so much Postmates. Solo dinner day. and Oh my god. Queen. You were so good at doing that. Literally. I love taking myself to dinner in silence. who or watch TikToks, but no one's like it. Being brutally honest, like if I was at dinner with Peyton and she wished she was by herself, she would say it. And I would have to be like, why didn't you just say that to me? And you'd be like, it's just true. True, like it's not mean. Yeah. So brutal honesty. AKA autism. I don't know if we can say that. I don't know if we can say that. We can, we can, we can say it. We can. Yeah. Well, everyone's on a spectrum of some of the times. I know, but I like that that bit that Peyton is... I have looked into getting evaluated, like actually, it just costs like a few thousand dollars. And I'm like, I don't really... Right, it's like, you've gone like, what's the difference? Yeah, I think the difference would be like, I can actually be like, okay, hey, everyone, just by the way, like, I don't hate you.
00:17:37
Speaker
and i just it I
Perceptions of Sexuality
00:17:40
Speaker
do wish I was by myself and I do want to go home, but I'm here. I made it here. Yeah. I feel like you're less autistic than whenever I first met you. But here's the thing. I do a thing called masking and I do think I remember when I started doing this because I remember I was young and I was like, Oh my God, like I'd watch other the people live and I'd be like, Oh my God, like I figured it out. Yeah. And then I would just mimic what they're doing. Which sounds serial killer-esque, but it's just like people with autism do it. I also learned that women with autism are really hard to diagnose because we mask really, really well. I'm already putting myself as a part of the community. and like
00:18:13
Speaker
Well, I would have passed you. Women mask really well, but I remember that time and like it was like in middle school where I was like, Oh my God. Like I was to had a really good conversation with someone at random, which I don't like, like and unplanned conversations, especially then. And I like had a conversation where I was like, I had rehearsed it in my head. That's another thing. I have rehearsed conversations my entire life. Like I would be in my room rehearsing for what someone would say to me if I was like at school, like next to them at the locker. So that's another little flag. Can you take us through a conversation that you've rehearsed? No, they just be like, yeah, so like, oh, hey. Do you practice like out loud in the mirror or just like in your head? Just like because um I was like organizing stuff and practicing, which is another like at the organization and the yeah sensory issues. You know, things are aligning, but I do, I would like to actually get evaluated because I would
Celebrities and Public Images
00:19:00
Speaker
like to know. Oh, wait, you have a thing about sheets.
00:19:03
Speaker
what you my god I have a thing about a lot of things, but the sheets specifically is I can't, I've done this since I was little. I cannot go sleep or lay in a bed if the sheet, the top sheet and the comforter are not equally laying like flat on the side. Like, you know what I mean? Like they're not like equally hanging down on the sides of the bed. Or else like I feel like too claustrophobic or something. It has to be equally balanced. But I'm like, that was a lot of things. I was like, that was shoelaces when I was young. like if my shoelaces would touch my ankle, for example, I would have a mental breakdown. I'm imagining that feeling and I can i like i don't like it. I would sit there and I would put, like I would place my shoelaces down perfectly on the side. But anyway, so i so that's put maybe on my, the possible diagnoses is on my starter code as well. What else? Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Joe. I feel like Joe is definitely on my starter pack.
00:19:57
Speaker
Yeah. What else? A&M. I'm thinking for all of you. oh yeah Oh my God. No, the state of Texas. Just being from Texas. Yeah, being from Texas, but like specifically the class ring that you wear. they are You guys all do that. right it's So it's weird for a most people, but at A and&M it's like a thing, like you're supposed to wear it. It usually is helpful for like getting jobs. Like my best friend's a petroleum engineer, not to brag. But she was
Favorite Drinks and Personalities
00:20:20
Speaker
walking into interviews with the guys all had Aggie rings on, all the men who run the company. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna get this job. You know what I mean? Because Aggies hire Aggies, baby. I feel like that's a good starter kit. Okay, for you. Chicken wings.
00:20:37
Speaker
Oh, obviously. Also just like cooking in general. Hot sauce. Yes. Hot sauce. She doesn't eat anything without hot sauce and apparently lettuce. Apparently she eats everything with lettuce too. but For the crunch. Apparently. Apparently. And I think about this recently where I was like, I don't know if I can go to Paris because I feel like they're not going to have hot sauce there and they're going to look at me crazy. I think you can bring your own hot sauce. So then I was like, I'm going to have to bring my own hot sauce. But don't let it ruin your life. I'm still going to go, but like, I don't think you guys, I cannot eat it. It tastes bad. Well, so Jiggy mings hot sauce. I think cooking in general, like I feel like you just love to cook and Virgo energy. You're big Virgo. Card games. Yeah. Iman created a card game.
00:21:23
Speaker
I helped create card games from day one. Okay. You guys are embarrassing me. I helped create card games. I worked at it. I'll just say I worked at, we're not really strangers, which is like a card game company for almost like seven years of my life.
Conclusion and Social Media Push
00:21:40
Speaker
And it was super fun. And I made games and had a blast. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I'm on so good at like questions in general. You know what I mean? Chicken wings. first dates, I love first dates. Oh, so it's a hinge. h You're a prolific hinge user. I like, I'm seeking a partner. So I'm constantly yeah putting myself out there to seek a partner. Our hinge is like, it honestly makes me sadder to go on hinges. I'm like, I'm so far.
00:22:06
Speaker
filtration im so The filtration process is crazy on him. Well, you're a good first dater though. Like you just do it. You get it done. Like Iman will go on like multiple dates a week, yeah which I commend you for. Oh, you also are the first woman with a job on a laptop. Just the words nine to five would be on your starter kit before you made the nine to five. So you guys, I don't know if you guys know this about me or if you've heard of this in a while. I know like since COVID, I go into an office every single day and I work. And I don't know. I feel like I don't know anyone else who has done that. it's but I mean, obviously like in the past there have been people, but yeah as of the past couple years,
00:22:48
Speaker
I'm the first woman with a job to go into my job and be on my laptop. The combination of the two things. And you can't do stuff when you're at your job. No more, thank God I haven't needed to call you crying. Yeah, and also I just wanna say like, mad respect. Mad respect. Yeah, it's not easy. It's not easy doing what you're doing and I feel like. And you're going on dates, you go to your job and then you come home and you cook dinner. And we still hang out. And then you go on dates. We still have time for a life. Yeah. It's hard. And the boobs. And the waist. Oh, the waist.
00:23:28
Speaker
God, you must be just beat, huh? I feel so validated in this moment now. And I don't know. And I need a week. You know what? I need a year off. No one's birthday. No things I have to deal with. right Just like no hardships. Just nothing I have to do, just fun. So that's how I kind of live. I don't really respond to texts that much. I have a lot of missed texts. I just, I feel like I've built a little wall around it. I also like at for the longest I've never opened my DMS, which is like not good for like an influencer. I still don't really respond to my DMS.
00:23:59
Speaker
I know. Here's the thing. People ask me a lot of questions and then sometimes I'll look at the first words and if it seems like it's going to be a more in depth question. Okay, but I'm saying you don't respond to my DMs, so you're seeing the first few words. No, not even, not that. It's more like a request, but I think that my, the DMs make me stressed. Like opening my DMs gives me anxiety. And then recently people have been like, oh my God, I'm so happy you opened your DMs. And now I feel like I can't close them back. So it's also nice to know what people like want to know, but like that's a lot of people to be asking you questions all day, yeah plus people contacting you. I like to go into my personal life, make people feel too uncomfortable to feel like they should contact me.
00:24:37
Speaker
You know what I Remember when I did my phone cleanse? I went on a phone cleanse for a couple days. Wait, she took it so seriously. ill like to the point where i was like I had to like write her a note. You got my note. yeah i like came over I wrote a little note. I put it on her doorstep. And I was like, I'm coming to pick you up at X time. And she like didn't she was like outside at the right time. I was outside at the right time. She left me a note. and I came outside. We hung out. I just didn't have my phone. but I feel like on yours, but Moo has to be on there. You said Winnie and I'm like, but Moo for sure is on yours. Oh yeah, no Moo and Barb, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Barb. Yeah. I know Moo, like for sure. Well, Moo's OG. Moo is like... Barb's new. Yeah. She's in there. She's there, but like Moo and I go way back. I think also sexual escapades are on there. Yeah, I love a good sexual escapade. You having a separate room for your dogs to go into and like they can't go into your room, like your space.
00:25:30
Speaker
Yeah, my vibrator would probably be on my starter kit. Very much so. Very important to me. Also an important distinction, Kristen is so comfortable talking about sex. I get awkward as if my mom is asking me any, like if you ask me anything about details about anything, I will start sweating. Yeah, I talk about sex like I'm ah a doctor. a doctor as I was about to say that like I talk about it so matter of fact, and there's no emotion. which I just did an episode today actually about I just like answered a ton of questions and I've seen some rumblings that people think that I am like I have my shit together. I'm just like a girlfriend kind of girl whatever and I had to like really reiterate on the podcast today on notice self that I have had casual sex and that I can have sex with no feelings.
00:26:19
Speaker
oh yeah because I think people expect too much of me. That's the only way you knew how to have sex before Jo. Yeah, like I literally thought nothing. She could not have sex with people that she liked because she would be she would get the ick afterwards and so she would be like, I can't have sex with this guy because then we'll like stop talking. Well, because guys, they would just gross me out sometimes. And I'd be like, ew, watching you try to do whatever you're trying to do right now that's not working isn't great. i But Jo was great the first time. So like then I was like, oh, it's perfect, whatever. And then obviously it gets better when you ah fall in love with someone. But pre that, I feel like i people think that I'm more, I guess I'm i'm less slutty than I am. oh okay And I'm very like free open. I can see people thinking you're less slutty than you are. Yeah, they think I like don't, that some of the questions would just like,
00:27:05
Speaker
would make me believe that, I guess. Because it's like, well, how do you, is it possible to have sex with no feelings? I'm like, have you met me? yeah I could have sex and never speak to that person again. and I could not know their name. You know what I mean? Preference. If someone's like, hey, can I have your phone number? like like No. No. no that We don't need to. do less Look, dude, like we don't have to do all that. That's literally me. That was me until I met Joe, I would say. And then we broke up, like we were broken up for like a while. So yeah I feel like I got back to like being like, hey, what is my sex life now? like What's going to happen now? yeah But log just to clear the air, I am in fact a slut. yeah We can confirm yeah cant confirm. For sure. Can confirm. I know I love it. People always assume that about... like I find myself like thinking that about certain celebrities too. that like
00:27:53
Speaker
put off a persona of like being really like type A and put together. I don't know why. Like, you know, Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway Fox for sure. But I can't imagine her being a slut. At first, she I don't think you would think that, but I'm like, she's probably raw dogging at the Vanity Fair after party. Are we allowed to say that? I don't know, I don't know. thats I'm just joking. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Like, imagine us getting sued. Allegedly. On our super popular podcast. Okay, wait. I... There are millions. Okay, what celebrity do you guys think is just, like, fucking... Josh Quiggettably. God. Like, honestly, FK twigs.
00:28:40
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random, didn't expect that one. No, she's like my infatuation these days. Really? yeah I don't know what she looks like on the site. I'm obsessed. She kind of looks like a little bit more alien-esque. Like she is just otherworldly. Like she's just so cool. And I'm like, you're, you're fucking aren't ya? But do you want to hook up with her or is she just, you think she's just fucking? Um, I don't know. I guess probably, I mean, if she's gonna go down on me, I'm not gonna say no. So yeah, I guess both. Peyton. What? Which celebrity? Do I think it's fucking? Oh, also Vanessa Hudgens looks like she fucks.
00:29:23
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Yeah, she's married to a baseball player. Yeah. I mean, have you heard that song, sneaker night? ah We literally just listened to it. Yeah, that's That's hilarious. No, Ami just put on that music video the other day. We watched it. We have the same. Yeah, literally. Yeah, that's right. I got somewhere to be. Like, come on. come on so go She was so talented. I can't even think, like when you asked me that, I can't even think of a celebrity in my head right now. You know what I mean? Besides Brianna. I know what you mean. Sometimes I see those TikToks that are like, name a woman. I'm like, I don't know. no I would freeze. I think Jack Black.
00:30:03
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Who the fuck is he fucking? What are you talking about? We live in Los Angeles. I've seen some weirder guys get fucked. You know what? I think we have different definitions of what I'm talking about. You guys mean like really good in bed. Right. I mean like having a lot of sex. No, I mean like kind of like free love. I think I mean like both. I mean like a free love kind of person. Really? Yeah. Is he married? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Here's the thing. Jack Black will get fucked. In Los Angeles, imagine Jack Black out and about. You know the people that live here, the apparent transplants that you hate so much.
00:30:37
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They live here, they come here, they wanna get famous. They're fucking Jack Black. That's for sure. They're fucking Jack They're fucking Jack Black. They're fucking Jack Black. Okay, that is so random. It was the first name that came to my head. I was fucking. I'll tell you what. I know who's fucking me. Me. And you. And you. And especially Peyton. ah Especially me, not even. Okay, so I think that's good for our starter packs, huh? Yeah. Hey, wait, let's pick an alcoholic beverage for each of our starter packs. Okay. Mine's a hot toddy. Obviously, obviously. Peyton's is an espresso martini or vodka soda. I've kind of gone to a dirty martini lately. Oh, that's true. That's true. So you think yours would be the dirty martini? Yeah, mostly because I learned that obviously like your liver processing alcohol, sugar, and caffeine, those are all like three not great for your liver or it's hard on it. So then I'm like, oh, an espresso martini is like all those things. oh So I'm a healthy, wholesome girl. I switched to an extra dirty martini. yeah bes What's your favorite drink?
00:31:43
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I only live in extremes, so you've probably never seen me drink a mixed drink in my entire life. I will only have a shot of tequila, or I will be drinking wine. You like beer, too, though. Yeah. I like beer, but I've recently had gluten intolerance, so my lips and my face will get a little messy. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. Okay, let's close out this episode so we can do it. The Henry Crispy Rice, also, on mine. Oh, my God. You love Crispy Rice. I fucking love Henry Crispy Rice. You also love the Henry. Love, love, love. but we can go there more because I feel like every time I'm like, I want to go to Thunderbird, everyone's like, let's go. And every time Chris is like, let's go to the Henry. I'm like, everyone's like, okay, y'all can go without me. Have a great time.
00:32:22
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Okay. I can't wait. Screw off. Okay. Well, I guess that wraps up our starter kits and just a little get to know me and yeah, we hope you guys enjoy. Thanks for listening. Follow the Instagram. We don't know what the handle is yet, but that will be up. Yeah. Just follow us. We're going to have, we're going to treat it like our close friends kind of. yeah And I feel like that we have already some content to share on there. And I feel like the Instagram is going to be a fun little part of the whole journey, the whole three way journey.