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A Very Special Thanksgiving Roast: Florida, House Trolls & Kentucky Fried Scrotes
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Introduction and Thanksgiving Roast
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What's up, queens?
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Welcome to the Female Dating Strategy Podcast, the meanest female-only podcast on the internet.
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I'm Ro.
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And I'm Savannah.
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And it's our second annual Thanksgiving roast.
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Gather round, children.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy American Thanksgiving.
Significance of Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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Is it called Turkey Day?
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Gobble, gobble day.
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Turkey.
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Turkey Day.
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Yes, colloquially it's called Turkey Day.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Americans.
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I guess like we could have picked a more universal holiday like Christmas or something.
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Because you guys don't have Thanksgiving and the Canadian Thanksgiving was a month ago.
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Yeah, we don't have Thanksgiving,
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no.
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We do have Black Friday, though, but obviously the deals are like 2% off as opposed to actual Black Friday, where you see a noticeable difference in the amount you're paying for said item.
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I mean, there used to be really good deals, and then the big box stores figured out they weren't selling that much more on Black Friday because people would just pick up the things that were heavily discounted, so they stopped doing really good deals.
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Pretty much the same as always.
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So...
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Um, this episode in our annual Thanksgiving roast will feature a bunch of roasts croats from our Patreon subscribers.
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So thank you, Patreon subscribers and listeners who subscribed at patreon.com forward slash the female dating strategy.
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You submit your roasts croat.
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And it seems like you've all been missing the roasts
Anonymous College Experience with FWB
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croats as well.
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So we're glad to be back.
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So this one, I believe is the friends with benefits story.
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Okay, so this story is from Anonymous.
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Ladies of FDS, I present my one and only Friends with Benefits story.
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I was in college, young, a little naive, and somewhat bought into the liberal feminist ideology like most millennial women, but I still had my reservations about men in general.
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My mom didn't raise a complete idiot.
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Anyways, I met a guy I really, really liked.
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He was fit, attractive, and our personalities vibed well.
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I was so excited that I finally met someone I could see having a fun, exciting, romantic connection with.
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And then he dropped the bomb on me.
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Do you want to be friends with benefits?
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I was crushed.
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Yeah, college is hard mode.
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And actually, a little preview of next week's episode, we're going to discuss the dynamics on college campuses with an author, Janet Matthews.
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So stay tuned for that.
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Continuing, I was crushed and stopped talking to him for a while, but I never completely cut him off.
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He slithered back into my life a few months later to ask me out.
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And I agreed because A, still a little bit of a pick me and B had just had an absolutely horrendous date with an even worse growth.
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We briefly dated, but essentially was a friends with benefits situations.
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50, 50, all that nonsense.
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I did try to be his friend because I did enjoy spending time with him, but no surprise he wasn't super interested.
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Yeah, it's interesting how they're never actually interested in the friends part because like that's supposed to be part of the deal of being a friends with benefits.
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You're supposed to be able to call on them like they're a friend.
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Otherwise, yeah, free pussy subscription.
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To make a long story short, we only had sex twice and it was terrible.
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Isn't that always the way?
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It's always the ones that like the guys that are most aggressive about trying to push the FWBs that they are routinely terrible in bed.
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I think I'm pretty sure it was either you or Lilith who said this, but guys who pursue casual sex with different women often don't have repeat customers for a reason.
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Bing, bing, bing.
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Yep.
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They're getting thrown back in the pond.
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Yeah, if they were really bombing the sack, they would have a long-standing sexual
Porn Addiction and ED Discussion
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partner.
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That's my belief anyway.
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Especially because a lot of women, they put up with a lot of shit.
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It's either their shit in bed or their personality shit and they treat women badly.
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It's one of the two.
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I didn't fully understand it at the time, but he was 100% porn sick and had erectile dysfunction.
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He couldn't finish.
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What?
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In college?
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I know.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah.
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What?
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A lot of men are burnt out.
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Like their entire dopamine receptors are burnt out by that time already.
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It's ridiculous.
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He must have been like, what, no older than 22, I imagine?
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Fuck.
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Yep.
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I think there was a survey that they're finding men who are younger and younger having erectile dysfunction disorders.
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That's surely not normal.
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Surely.
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For him to be fit and have this is like completely psychological because he's porn sick.
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Oh my God.
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He's porn sick.
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Yeah.
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He was 100% porn sick and had ED.
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He couldn't finish and never bothered going down on me or using his fingers.
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He did try to get blowjobs from me, which I declined very proud to say.
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Queen shit.
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Although his dick was pretty small too, so it wouldn't have been a struggle.
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Yeah, fair.
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But still, I mean, a little bit of undeserved dick in your mouth is still gross, right?
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So... Oh, God.
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He didn't deserve that effort from me.
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I shit you not.
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I told him I would give him a BJ if he made me come.
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Now, I love this.
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Like, asserting your boundaries.
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A lot of women wouldn't do this.
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So we're very proud of you.
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That didn't happen.
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Of course not.
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Of course not.
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The audacity of this guy.
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I'm already like, I'm pissed off on behalf of you, sis.
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Because, like, the only requirement to get a BJ was to make her come.
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And he just never did.
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It was too much effort.
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Screw it.
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It was too much.
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That didn't happen.
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And I essentially told him he was bad at sex.
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I swear I said it much more tactfully.
Misconceptions About Casual Sex
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And thus there wasn't any point to this.
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And I stopped talking to him.
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He dropped me on social.
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Well, yeah, like that's surely this is something I don't understand.
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Like if you are going to do friends with benefits or if you are going to engage with a man sexually, like you might, you need to have a good time.
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Otherwise, what is the point?
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Really?
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What's the point?
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It kind of kills me that men never who are so into the FWBs don't understand that like there's another part of that bargain.
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Like you have to be good at it.
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Like what the actual fuck?
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Yeah.
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Legit.
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Yeah.
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I mean, just imagine being this lame at sex and like asking people to be friends with benefits like the audacity.
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So like you're bad at it.
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Start over.
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Go back to the drawing board.
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He dropped me on social media, a first for me as far as men are concerned, laughing my ass off, and married the next girl who paid attention to him literally less than six months later.
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I'm dying.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, okay.
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So he probably... Here's what I'm guessing.
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This is one of those like, I'm going to marry the next girl that comes out here to show that I wasn't the problem.
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I'm not bad at sex.
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You're bad at sex.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And also I guess with marriage, I guess it says like his family was religious, maybe the girl was religious as well.
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She's less likely, she's more likely to be one of those people who will think that bad sex is normal or that's something they just have to work on as opposed to him just getting left and dropped by a woman, maybe.
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Okay, so yeah, he's porn sick, has a little dick, has erectile dysfunction, and he's bad at sex and can't make a woman cum.
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He 100% tricked a woman who's a virgin into marrying him before she was able to have sex with him.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yeah.
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She doesn't know what she's in for.
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Yeah.
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These guys are dickheads, yeah.
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So this is why I don't recommend waiting till you
Bucket’s Kentucky Fried Scroat Date
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get married to have sex, because I feel like this is how shitty in bed, scrotes like this is what they want, right?
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This is what they want.
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Yeah.
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Some women, you know, obviously your religion and your culture may vary because I know in some women that's much harder to thwart without real world consequences.
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But, you know,
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You do need to test it out without after like, you know, thoroughly vetting them or whatever, because like, yeah, you don't want to end up in a marriage with some guy like this because I feel so bad for his wife because who child?
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So unfortunately, I may have given him too much information in my frustration and he married an even bigger pick me, possibly a virgin, given his family's religious background.
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OK, yeah, we're right.
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So it'd be even harder for her to notice and or leave his defective peen and Madonna whore complex.
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It's so calculating as well.
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I just hope that, yeah, I hope that poor woman is okay.
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Meanwhile, I swanned off into the sunset with my degree, career, and cozy apartment and have been blissfully scrote-free for six years.
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If there's one thing he was good for, it was a crash course in how to identify millennial scrotery and how casual sex just ain't it.
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The end.
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Well, yeah, it's a lesson learned.
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You didn't waste too much time on this scrote as well, I think.
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So that's a positive.
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Could have married him, sis, so...
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Just imagine if he was, and in a way he did you a fave.
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I always find like guys can self-reject for you.
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Just imagine if you're in a relationship with him, despite all these issues, it would be much harder to disentangle yourself than if you were just on a casual basis anyway.
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Yeah.
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So fuck this little dick scrote.
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Just said it.
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I mean, everything about him is fail.
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He just is fail from top to bottom.
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Fail, fail, fail.
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Your dick is little.
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You can't fuck.
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You have erectile dysfunction.
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You watch porn all day and you had to trick a woman into having sex with you.
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Don't you trick a woman into marrying you to have sex with you in the future?
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Because... You know, I still can't.
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I need to read up about erectile dysfunction in men.
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That is just wild to me that men who are supposed to be at their most peak...
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They're most fit and their dicks don't work.
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What the fuck?
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They're most fit.
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She says he's fit and he's attractive.
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Imagine walking around with a little bitty baby dick asking people to be friends with benefits.
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The audacity.
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That's probably the only way they can get it.
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Like, I just...
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My gosh.
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But obviously, as you notice that when he realized that didn't work because the queen basically told him he was shit in bed, what did he do?
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He went down the marriage route and married a virgin.
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So he switched.
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He changed up his tactic to get sex on the regular where he won't be rejected.
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He realized like, I better lock one down so she can't leave as easily because bad dick report after bad dick report probably clued this guy in that like he's just not hitting like that.
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Probably damaged his self-esteem.
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Honest to God.
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I'm so glad you told him.
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However tactfully or not.
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I feel like we should like practice.
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I want to give tips about how to not tactfully tell men that their dick sucks.
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Oh, do it.
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Do it.
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Let's go.
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Tips and tricks.
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Maybe future episode idea.
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But give us one now, like a little one now.
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Um, every day I live in horror that you're at.
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Hold on, sorry.
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Do you know what it is?
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Actually, if anybody wants to see how you can like roast a guy and his dick, just read the article on the FDS website saying we, I can't remember the title of it, but it's like we have a right to dick preferences.
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That one is a roast of subpar dicks.
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When I look at your dick, my first thought is disappointment.
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We need to... That's a good one.
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Yeah, I'd be like, this sexual experience is me hitting rock bottom.
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Yeah, and just watch him die inside.
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Right.
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Watch him die inside.
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You know, but like the Windows delete sound, that's what, like the shutdown sound, that's what you could also add or send to him when you deliver that roast.
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Okay, so moving on.
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Thank you, Anonymous, for that.
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And I'm glad to hear you're doing Much Better, Queen.
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And I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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Moving on then, we have the tale of the Kentucky Fried Scroat.
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From Bucket.
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From Bucket.
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And Bucket says, in celebration of the coming holidays, I decided to send in my story of possibly the worst day I've ever been on.
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This is a tale of Kentucky Fried Scroat.
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I've just had a glance of this one and I burst out laughing.
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So let's go.
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I'm going in raw.
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So this event happened almost two years ago at the time I was naive, 20 years old, and under the impression I could find a good boyfriend on Tinder.
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That's the funniest thing anyone said today.
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I matched with this guy.
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But we were all young and naive ones.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And 20, like, I just, yeah.
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That's what they told us you were going to be able to do on that app.
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That's not what happened.
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But that's what they marketed it as.
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And so Bucket says, and so I matched with this guy and from his pictures, he looked pretty cute and didn't seem to have any red flags aside from him being new to the town and was from Florida.
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What's wrong with Florida?
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Everything.
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Everything is wrong with Florida.
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I don't have time to talk about how much is wrong with Florida.
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What really?
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America's Wang.
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Oh, I know nothing about Florida.
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I've never been.
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Oh, OK.
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Yeah, no.
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Florida is the state that we all collectively agree to gang up on.
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All the rest of the 49 states, even like Mississippi, even though Mississippi shouldn't have any self-esteem whatsoever, doesn't deserve it.
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Nor West Virginia, but like we all collectively make fun of Florida.
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Why?
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There's so many reasons.
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Is it like uber Republican?
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Well, no, it's a battle.
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It's become more conservative in recent years, but it's a battleground state.
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It's where a lot of elderly people move in retirement.
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It's where Disney is.
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It's a kind of a microcosm of the United States because there's parts of it that are very like Southern and almost like backwoods and other parts that are like very immigrant heavy.
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And then other parts that are like just full of like guard.
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It's like it's like full of transplants from other Eastern states, like the worst people, too.
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So it'll be a bunch of like crackheads from New York City that'll travel down there because it's warm.
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So it's just a state we like to drag because.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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I only know Florida for Disneyland.
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Whenever some like particularly like insane story comes out, we have, we have a meme called Florida man.
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Have you ever heard of that?
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No.
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It's because like, there's always like wild shit happening in Florida because the craziest people move down there.
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Um, but it's basically like if you hear of somebody who, um, wrestled an alligator on bath salts, it was probably in Florida.
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Oh, I see.
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I see.
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Yeah, we only know about Disney in Florida in the UK.
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That's what we know.
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And Trump.
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Because obviously, like, the Mar-a-Lago estate.
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That's the extent of my Florida knowledge.
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I mean, Florida's got Trump in it.
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So...
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already fail Florida um I'm fine with bullying Florida I could go I could bully Florida let's bully Florida for the rest of this podcast I don't care I I want to pick a state to roast like we should pick a state and just like roast well I guess you guys wouldn't know what I'm talking about but I would love to pick a state and like just roast all of the men there and like why they suck just do like a sit just do like just do like an extra series um the roast of this of the 52 states each week just is it
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50 about like why why the men in those states don't deserve to have rights or self-esteem yes 2023 we'll do that as a series you can roast each state in turn just to be equal just to be fair i don't care yeah all you flirtyans fight me like fight me in the comments i don't care it's only the men by the way not this not the women it's the men yeah all the women are fine
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says I should have unmatched uh right there and then for that offence alone but I didn't I still regret that he told me over the course of our messaging that he was a restaurant manager and liked to surf so I was down for a day at a locally owned burger joint that had a cute atmosphere and good music all things that sounded very nice in concept was about to prove disastrous
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I walked in there all dressed up, ready for my date, who I thought to be a decently paid restaurant manager and in walks could only be discouraged.
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And in walks, what could only be described as wearing the old episode of SpongeBob where Squidward finally tries a Krabby Patty, instantly becomes addicted and gets so fat that his thighs fill up.
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So anyone Google Squidward ODs on Krabby Patties.
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That's what this is.
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Google thick thigh Squidward.
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Thicky Squidward.
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This guy's thighs were bigger.
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Somehow his body was very pear-shaped.
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From his shoulders... From his shoulders up, he was skinny and decent looking, save for the unwashed hair and acne.
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Everything below that was a mess, and he waddled more than walked into the size of those thighs.
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Shocked that he had managed to hide all of that extra weight on Snapchat, I lead into the idea of hearing someone out because I still believed in the lie of not judging a book by its cover.
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I sat down in the diner with this guy and asked him about all of the lies he had told me and boy was I in for an interesting tale.
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As it turned out, he was indeed a restaurant manager but the manager of a KFC making $10 an hour.
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and had moved to the area because he had somehow become homeless in Florida and spent his entire paycheck on Call of Duty gun skins.
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Okay, okay, stop.
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Wait, let's slow down.
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So let's slow, slow, slow
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down.
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As it turned out, he was indeed a restaurant manager, but was the manager of a KFC making $10 an hour and had moved to the area because he had somehow become homeless in Florida and spent his entire paycheck on Call of Duty gun skins and all of his free time went into playing the game as well.
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Okay, so let's rewind and recap.
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So he shows up with the audacity to be pear-shaped as a man.
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As a man, why are you pear-shaped?
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I'm not pear-shaped.
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Maybe a hormone issue.
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And listen, I like a sticky man, but... That should come out, but you don't want them built as if they're pear-shaped.
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That's just not attractive.
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I mean, you got to like do leg day, right?
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Make sure your legs, if you are pear-shaped are nice and spelt.
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Because I feel like you have to work in it.
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Okay.
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So you'd have to like not work in your upper body at all and then be over like extremely overweight to be pear-shaped as a man.
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But from the sounds of it, I think it's just, he probably collects fat in the lower part of his body.
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I think that a leg day could help.
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And obviously extra fat mass doesn't help, but that's just where he stores fat because his top half was skinny.
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So, I mean, from his shoulders up was skinny.
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Why am I imagining like a centaur?
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I'm trying to get... Like a man with... Do you know what a centaur is?
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Like a man with horse legs?
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Yeah, like half horse, half man.
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I've just sent you a picture of what they put down as a pear-shaped man.
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But that's apparently what they look like on Discord.
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That's apparently what they look like.
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Yeah.
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But like, okay, so he shows up with the audacity to be pear-shaped.
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He doesn't wash.
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He's greasy.
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He smells.
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He's got acne.
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He's homeless because he spent his entire paycheck on Call of Duty gun skins.
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So he's homeless.
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Then he spent his little paycheck from KFC on Call of Duty gun skins.
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And he's a gamer.
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Ugh, just so many fails.
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And so now that he had explained he worked at KFC, it definitely explained why I can literally smell how greasy he was.
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Ugh.
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Oh, and the surfing he claimed to have done?
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Turns out he had done it once while on a Disney cruise as a child and told me he didn't have anything else that was interesting in his BO.
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Ugh.
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A real catch, I know.
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So he's got nothing else interesting to add as an adult.
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Like, the fuck?
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A guy told me he spoke Swahili because he did a high school production of The Lion King and had to learn the intro to it.
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I swear to God.
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Because he could do the Natsungonya Hibari Hibaba part.
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So I was going to speak Swahili.
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And I was like, I don't think that qualifies you as speaking Swahili.
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I don't think you speak Swahili.
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Oh my God.
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And I'm like, is that even Swahili?
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I'm not even sure if it's actually Swahili, to be honest with you.
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Is that song in Swahili?
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Something.
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I'm not entirely sure, but oh my God.
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I don't know what it is.
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I know the singer is South African, if I'm not mistaken.
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So I don't know what language they speak there.
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But...
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You got to be real careful of these guys that try to like put childhood accomplishments when they're a grown ass man, because I feel like that's where they peaked and they know it.
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Yeah, they know it.
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I just think like that's the only thing you can say about yourself is that you went surfing as a child and then it just is wild, wild to me.
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So to nobody's surprise, he had completely stopped interacting with me and was simply talking at me, bragging of how many orgasms he had given his girlfriend in his mother's trailer in Florida.
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Yeah, so this is why we don't talk about Florida.
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A hand to God he told me this with a grin on his face.
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I don't know why men think this is attractive.
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Like talking about your liaisons with women.
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Again, I just think you're just telling on yourself.
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Firstly, it's super disrespectful to the woman you're talking about.
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Secondly, it's like if you were so fantastic in the sack, then where is she?
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Like, why are you talking to me?
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And thirdly, it's just like, it's almost like a sleazy car sales tactic.
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which just doesn't wash with me.
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I think this man should be Florida's mascot, a greasy pear-shaped man who lives in his mom's trailer.
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In his mother's trailer, or even his own trailer, his mother's trailer.
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And works at a fast food joint.
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This is the most Florida man to exist.
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And so I decided I had enough, so I faked an emergency call, good call, and as I stood to rush out the door, he asked me for a ride to where he was staying.
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It gets worse, he went on to explain how he was, in quotation marks, between apartments, because he'd been evicted from his first one, and was now sleeping on someone's couch.
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I spun tires getting out of that parking lot and I've never trusted just selfies of a man on a dating website again.
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You can't.
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It's horrible.
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Like men, first of all, like all of them are lying about their height.
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I've learned that the hard way multiple times.
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And how much hair they have.
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How much hair they have.
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Jesus Christ.
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Like, especially the guys that only have hat pictures with their grill looks like.
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It's just, it's slim pickings out there.
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Especially on Tinder.
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Tinder's bottom barrel.
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Bottom barrel.
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And so the tale ends...
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And so how Kentucky Fried Scrope managed to get back to that couch remains a mystery to this very day.
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And sometimes I still pass by the KFC.
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Sometimes I think I see him in there.
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Anyway, sometimes when you pass by the KFC, you can just like smell, you can smell him wafting out into the ether.
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And you can see him waddling around, ordering around his subordinates.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Do they have KFC in the UK?
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Yeah, we do.
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Okay.
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Yeah, we've also got Jollibee's as well.
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I love Jollibee's.
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The spicy chicken joy.
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But that's an aside.
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But yeah, we have KFC in the UK.
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Anyhow, that's my tale of the Kentucky Fried Scrope, and I'll probably need to discuss it with a therapist at some point to truly unpack everything he had told me on that date.
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Have a good day, ladies, from Bucket.
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Aww.
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At least it was one date.
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Yeah.
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But it's like, it only takes the one, you know, before you're just like completely, completely...
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disgusted with the entire process.
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That's why I'm such a fan of the predate call, but not, no, the predate video screen.
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So like quite literally Skyping or FaceTiming the guy you want to talk to or Google chatting, because that will reveal many things.
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First of all, if he doesn't have a computer.
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If his room's a mess.
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Exactly.
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And he doesn't even think to put it together.
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I'm like, and there's no excuse now because many, many people have had to remote work.
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So most people at this point, if they had a remote work job of any kind, will have some kind of camera situation so that they can log in.
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But this guy probably at KFC didn't have that issue.
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But yeah, I'm a big fan of that kind of thing.
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Because like, that's the worst, right?
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You hype this guy up, you go to a restaurant and you meet him.
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He's absolutely freaking gross.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, Bucket.
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Yeah, so be ashamed of yourself, Florida.
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Stop producing guys like this.
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Ew.
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I don't know.
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It's a trailer, like a caravan.
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We call them, I think it might be a caravan here.
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No, love.
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Okay, yeah, it's a mobile home.
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Do you guys have mobile homes?
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They're homes on wheels.
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We call them caravans, but they can be really, really nice.
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And caravans tend to be only owned by people who stay in Devon or Cornwall, where they're really nice.
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They're basically like mobile apartments, basically.
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Okay, so it's the exact opposite here in the United States, where the only people who have mobile homes tend to be extremely poor.
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And in fact, it's like a well-known insult to be like, oh, your mom is so poor, she has to put your house in reverse.
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That's horrible.
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That's horrible.
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So would you tend to see trailer parks in the South as opposed to New York?
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Or do you see trailer parks everywhere?
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Yeah, because there's not as much
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free real estate or open real estate for people to park their mobile home in New York.
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Maybe some places in New York State, I don't know, but definitely not in the city.
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Oh, they drive around.
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They actually drive around.
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I mean, not all the time, but technically they could.
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But yeah, there's mobile park homes.
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There's trailer park homes, but someone calling you... Someone implying that you're from a trailer park is an insult in the United States.
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It implies...
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that you're below the poverty line and you're one or both of your parents are related in some manner, probably cook meth.
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It's generally looked down upon by people in the States.
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So that's interesting.
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So in the UK, if you have, if I called someone trailer park trash, like someone...
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They would be like, why are you talking about?
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I'm very wealthy.
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Of course, come look at my mobile home in my trailer park.
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Where is the United States?
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But yeah, in the UK, although some traveler communities, they stay in caravans.
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But again, they still tend to be relatively well off.
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They just stay in like mobile homes.
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So the mobile home here, if you do have one, you're not poor.
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Like nobody would think like they wouldn't look down on you.
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It's probably like your holiday home by the sea.
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Another thing that came out of Florida is Pervert Park.
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Mobile homes are popular among sex offenders that can't live anywhere near a school because then they can like park these homes in places that are far away from school.
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So that's the other thing.
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And there's a place called Pervert Park.
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It's in St.
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Petersburg, Florida, of course.
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And it's quite literally like a collection of mobile homes that are of sex offenders that can't live anywhere else in like near in the state because it's too close to where their children.
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So yeah, there's just in the United States, having a mobile home is like
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Your family's poor is what it means.
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Sorry.
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I don't know how to say it nicely.
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No offense to anyone who grew up because I know a humble beginnings and all that is nothing wrong with that.
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But I want to insult this guy because fuck him.
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And also I want to shit on Florida at every waking moment of my life.
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Oh, so thank you, Bucket.
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And we hope you have a good Thanksgiving.
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The next story is the story of Chad and the bros.
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And so this is from infamous cheater.
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Oh, interesting name.
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So infamous cheater is a, is a male subscriber by the way.
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So let's point that out.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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Okay.
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New to me.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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This story is from infamous cheater.
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Infamous cheater is one of our male Patreon subscribers.
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right okay so this is a male on male roast okay okay different dynamic okay so infancy said so i met chad through a friend and my friend let's call him bob was excited for me to meet chad and we met up at a bar chad has two friends with him i can't remember their names but let's call them the bros they did the classic douchey things like bros do do high fives over bad jokes frequent chest bumps they are all very muscular i bet they frequent steroids more than the gym given their
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sides.
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Side note.
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Okay.
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Steroids look terrible.
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Yeah.
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Agreed.
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Agreed.
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It's disgusting.
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Because they don't look real.
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Like they look quite literally like your muscles are filled with water is the best way I can describe it.
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Some of these guys who run performing enhancing drugs, like the muscles don't look normal.
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Like it looks almost like the male equivalent of a BBL where like you can tell it's just a
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slightly off a little bit than what like a man who looks a little bit more.
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I mean, I know there's some like there's some performance enhancing drugs that are hard to tell, but a lot of these guys, whatever they're using, it looks very, very obvious that it's synthetic in person.
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I would imagine though, and this is just a guess, but like with anything, the ones that look more natural, the performance enhancing drugs that look more natural are probably harder to acquire slash more expensive.
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So like, because I remember people in the homeless hostel, they were using steroids and I'd imagine it was a cheap synthetic shit.
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It wasn't the stuff that would look like natural.
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I don't know.
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But the thing is, I used to really be into the steroids look because obviously, as you all know, I was a massive WWE fan for like a decade.
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So they all had that look, like that muscular steroid, let's
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be real, like look.
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But over time, I've sort of, I mean, it's not going to be a mark against the guy, but what I really like is when a guy has lean muscle.
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I think that looks better when they're leaner.
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And Laura's my partner says, experienceable muscle.
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Yeah.
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Because English is not his first language.
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He would say experienceable when he means like lean muscle look as opposed to like the steroid look.
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Yeah, I feel like it looks better on camera.
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Because the thing about like watching these guys that are on steroids is that on camera, it looks pretty good.
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And that's why a lot of guys get into it.
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But in person, it looks crazy.
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In person, it doesn't look good.
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Yeah.
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And that's the reason why a lot of celebrities, they'll cycle.
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So they'll use like steroids when they have a film, then they go back to looking normal when they're not.
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Because on a day to day basis, it just doesn't do anything for you looks wise anyway.
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Yeah, I think it makes you actively worse because you're like, whoa, this guy's got serious water retention issues.
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Yeah.
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And also don't forget like the roid rage as well.
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Oh yeah, that too.
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And the little bitty tiny testicles.
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Yeah, like the road rage.
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That was actually one of the explanations behind Chris Benoit, who killed his wife and his son and then killed himself, was that he was using steroids for such a long time that it basically just fucked up his brain.
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And it makes your testicles shrink.
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So if you want your testicles to look like deflated raisins.
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try steroids and so infamous cheat continues and so the bros hit on just about every girl at the bar they called a seven and above at the end of the night i wasn't impressed but whatever bob needs friends a week or so later bob lets me know chad is having a party at his place like house parties are better than the bar in my opinion easier to talk to people and there can be party games and often people are more relaxed
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He asked if I can come with him early to help set up kegs as the bros are unavailable.
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And so I agree.
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And a few days later, Bob picked me up and we head over.
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Chad lives in a basement suite of a very rich neighbourhood.
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His suite is huge and very well decorated.
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There's a large kitchen with an island that opens up into a living room with two TVs and a bar.
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This party might be a full rager.
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And so after we get the kegs in and set up behind the bar, I asked to use his bathroom...
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He tells me the boys, in quotation marks, room is down the hallway to the left.
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And like the classic idiot I am, I mix up my right and left and walk through a door on the right.
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It opens up into a, quotation marks, second kitchen.
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I think to myself, and as I look around, I lock eyes with a very startled young girl.
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She has blonde hair, a pretty face, and is very fat.
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She is immediately rushed into another room and slams the door.
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Second kitchen, in quotation marks, I think to myself,
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that you idiot this is someone's apartment so he walked into someone's apartment by accident because he went through the wrong door i closed the door and head into quotation marks the boys room there's a giant pile of coke on the counter and some lines drawn out and some looking to be done already i haven't done coke before and i wasn't about to here and so i finish up and walk back out to the bar and bros and the bros have arrived i
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I let Chad know I accidentally walked in on his neighbor and he lets me know that's not his neighbor.
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It's his house troll.
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The fuck?
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What?
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Whoa.
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What the hell?
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His house troll.
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Wait, his house, straight quotation marks.
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And I notice that a giant shit-eating grin appears on Bob's face.
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He clearly knows all about it.
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Chad tells me his...
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house troll in quotation marks is someone he brings around to do his cooking and cleaning.
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Oh, and in exchange, he brings himself to fuck her.
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Oh my God.
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Wow.
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Okay.
00:33:11
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Okay.
00:33:11
Speaker
Let's pause.
00:33:12
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Let's pause.
00:33:14
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Okay.
00:33:14
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So he's trying to go to the bathroom.
00:33:15
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He actually goes down the wrong corridor, runs into a blonde woman who's overweight, who basically like screeches and slams the door at him like a house troll.
00:33:25
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That's so
00:33:27
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Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for her.
00:33:30
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Like, ah, get out of here!
00:33:32
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I know, I feel bad for her too, sorry.
00:33:34
Speaker
Chad is such a dick.
00:33:37
Speaker
Oh my... Someone like stumbles in on you, then you just like freak out and then like scurry off into the background.
00:33:44
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But never mind, she's got bottom self-esteem, sorry.
00:33:47
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Her self-esteem's not on the toilet.
00:33:48
Speaker
It's just, oh, this Chad guy is just like...
00:33:54
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I don't even know where to start.
00:33:55
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I feel so bad for this woman.
00:33:58
Speaker
So what's she getting out of this?
00:33:59
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She does his cooking and cleaning and in exchange he fucks her.
00:34:03
Speaker
Is he a prostitute, gigolo?
00:34:05
Speaker
Yeah, fuck this guy.
00:34:07
Speaker
Oh, that's so bad.
00:34:08
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I feel so bad for this woman.
00:34:10
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You know, when you're dating whilst you're fat, you will come across people or men...
00:34:17
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who will outwardly say, you know, no fatties or no fat chicks, but they'll find you attractive, but they can't reconcile their cognitive dissonance, if that makes sense, is that I don't like fat women, but I find this individual fat person attractive.
00:34:32
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They can't reconcile the two and they will do all sorts of like mental gymnastics to justify, you know, why they keep seeing this person.
00:34:42
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So they might keep them as like a friends with benefits or in Chad's case, they might just tell her it's an exchange, you know, she should be grateful that my penis graces her pussy when actually he genuinely finds her attractive, but he would never say that to his bros because he's afraid of being shamed, if that makes sense.
00:34:59
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Because his bros all seem like gym heads and I think he's one as well.
00:35:03
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So to save face that he actually enjoys having sex with a fat woman, he'll just say, yeah, I'm just using her.
00:35:10
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She does my cooking and cleaning and in return, I just give her my dick when he's genuinely attracted to her.
00:35:15
Speaker
It's a shitty way to do it, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case here because this doesn't make any sense.
00:35:22
Speaker
Let's keep going.
00:35:23
Speaker
Let's carry on.
00:35:24
Speaker
The bros also chime in that they also have house trolls.
00:35:27
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So yeah, his bros also do the same thing.
00:35:30
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Chad must notice and he puts a hand on my shoulder and says, it's a good thing.
00:35:34
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Everyone gets what they want.
00:35:35
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So he does want to have sex with a fat woman.
00:35:38
Speaker
He just doesn't want to say it with his chest.
00:35:41
Speaker
Right, so basically they all have women that live with them in some, like, corridor of their home that cooks and cleans for them and that they have sex with but isn't even allowed to come to the parties that they throw.
00:35:52
Speaker
They're basically in a hidden relationship.
00:35:56
Speaker
Basically.
00:35:57
Speaker
Almost.
00:35:58
Speaker
That is the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life.
00:36:01
Speaker
Or like a hidden arrangement.
00:36:02
Speaker
Like this is how I think they're justifying it to each other that they're with women who aren't deemed conventionally attractive.
00:36:09
Speaker
So they're fat or whatever.
00:36:11
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They might be genuinely attracted to them, but to say face with their bros, they'll say, oh yeah, I'm just, it's an exchange.
00:36:17
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She's doing my cooking and cleaning and I fuck her.
00:36:19
Speaker
That's it.
00:36:20
Speaker
When actually it's deeper for them.
00:36:22
Speaker
I mean, I'm sure like a lot of men are attracted to many women of all shapes and sizes.
00:36:27
Speaker
It's just that like their misogyny and desire to posture for each other and control women is takes precedence.
00:36:33
Speaker
Right.
00:36:33
Speaker
So, yeah.
00:36:35
Speaker
I mean, is she getting free rent or something at least?
00:36:38
Speaker
I imagine if her self-esteem is this rock bottom, though, she's probably 50-50 at a bare minimum.
00:36:45
Speaker
And like, if she pays for this, like, I don't even know what to say at that point.
00:36:48
Speaker
It's disgusting.
00:36:49
Speaker
So the story continues.
00:36:50
Speaker
And then a group of girls arrive.
00:36:52
Speaker
And then more girls.
00:36:53
Speaker
And then more girls.
00:36:54
Speaker
I realize this isn't my scene and leave in cab home.
00:36:57
Speaker
The next day I talk to Bob and he's concerned as to why I left.
00:37:00
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I tell him I didn't like Chad and his bros.
00:37:03
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It's not much of a conversation and he seems to get it and Chad quickly becomes a thing of the past.
00:37:07
Speaker
This, however, is a red flag in Bob's personality and later is a pile of reasons we have it falling out.
00:37:13
Speaker
But that's another story.
00:37:14
Speaker
Damn.
00:37:15
Speaker
I didn't know men could be that fucked up.
00:37:17
Speaker
They can be.
00:37:18
Speaker
That's why I never take my foot off their fucking necks because you have to kind of just make sure you're constantly crushing their self-esteem beyond into a pulverized pump because otherwise they do shit like this.
00:37:32
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You know what I mean?
00:37:33
Speaker
Like this is crazy.
00:37:34
Speaker
cruel in so many ways.
00:37:36
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I know we talked about this a little bit in some of our other episodes about, I wouldn't be surprised if Chad and or some of his friends went to prison or something like that too.
00:37:44
Speaker
But like guys who are like actually in a lot of ways, low value, I wouldn't be surprised if it's her fucking house for that matter.
00:37:50
Speaker
Like to be honest, like they can't get stuff on their own.
00:37:53
Speaker
So like they try to sweet talk a woman they feel is like, quote,
00:37:58
Speaker
undesirable by society standards to take care of them basically which basically sounds like what's happened here like straight up like google this on youtube there's a lot of men who describe getting with overweight women specifically trying to find overweight women who will take care of them after they get out of prison or if they're in some kind of situation where they don't have their finances together this is like a kind of predation i think is very specific to it's really horrible it makes me sick yeah
00:38:22
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And this is the reason why I say like the opposite, you know, women who are deemed conventionally attractive, not that they're not attractive, but whatever trait or physical trait they might have that might put them outside, you know, what people consider to be conventionally attractive, your standards need to be even higher because scrotes like this will use, if you have that coupled with low self-esteem, then scrotes will jump on that all over that.
00:38:47
Speaker
Yeah, I can't imagine like sitting around while a guy describes me as a house troll and doesn't allow me to participate in the parties.
00:38:53
Speaker
Like that's, is this in Florida?
00:38:55
Speaker
Did this happen in Florida?
00:38:58
Speaker
This is like Rose, like, this should be titled Thanksgiving roast and a roast of Florida.
00:39:05
Speaker
For Rose after Florida today.
00:39:09
Speaker
Smelling a little Florida in here.
00:39:14
Speaker
Is that going to be for every story today?
00:39:16
Speaker
Is this in Florida?
00:39:18
Speaker
We're reeks of Florida.
00:39:23
Speaker
So thank you infamous cheater.
00:39:24
Speaker
I hope you found better friends than Chad and his bros.
00:39:27
Speaker
I like hearing from men because like even the stuff that women experience, like I think men who are like decent people know that some of the friends that they've had have been like really horrible people.
00:39:37
Speaker
Deeply problematic.
00:39:38
Speaker
They know.
00:39:39
Speaker
Yeah.
00:39:40
Speaker
The men who are more aware and on their journey, let's say, to be high value get FDS.
00:39:46
Speaker
Yeah, 100%.
00:39:47
Speaker
What the actual fuck?
00:39:49
Speaker
Imagine keeping another human being in your house like a house pet.
00:39:54
Speaker
And it's also like what you were saying when we were doing the Love is Blind episodes is that if a guy tells you something negative about one of his bros, you must know it's really bad.
00:40:04
Speaker
Like really, really bad.
00:40:06
Speaker
Like, I mean, men don't just break code like that for nothing for other men.
00:40:11
Speaker
Like that's one thing I've noticed about patriarchy is that they rarely break code for other men.
00:40:15
Speaker
So if a guy is telling you that one of his friends is trash or they have a really negative trait, just know that it's bad, really bad.
00:40:24
Speaker
Yeah, you just have to basically assume men's default mode is female slavery.
00:40:29
Speaker
So just think of the fact that if a man is trying to clue you in on any type of situation, that it's pretty bad.
00:40:36
Speaker
This is an example of like just how they would treat most women if given an opportunity, because I can't imagine like a gender swapped version of this.
00:40:44
Speaker
Keeping it going.
00:40:45
Speaker
Would you keep some sky?
00:40:47
Speaker
No, because I can't imagine keeping a man around like that, like lives in my house.
00:40:53
Speaker
Maybe.
00:40:53
Speaker
OK, wait, let me think this out.
00:40:54
Speaker
OK, I need like a tech nerd who can just like set up all my stuff all the time and just like never talks to me and never looks at me.
00:41:01
Speaker
Yeah.
00:41:02
Speaker
See, that's cruel.
00:41:03
Speaker
That's cruel even for me.
00:41:04
Speaker
You know what I mean?
00:41:05
Speaker
Even if it was a guy I genuinely found attractive, I still think like that's rude.
00:41:10
Speaker
Like it's still I just couldn't do it.
00:41:13
Speaker
And then I like touched his peen once a week, you know, it's just, ah, threw him a Scooby snack and like some kibbles.
00:41:18
Speaker
I just know like I would go into like Supreme Hostess mode, which is why men are coming to my house.
00:41:25
Speaker
And then like when I had three parties, he couldn't come out or show his face.
00:41:29
Speaker
That's so cruel.
00:41:30
Speaker
I don't see women doing that.
00:41:31
Speaker
That's like, that's particularly cruel.
00:41:33
Speaker
And on top of that, you're inviting other girls as well.
00:41:36
Speaker
So, and these, these guys will be hitting up these other girls, trying to get them on their, on their raggedy dicks and then going back to her.
00:41:43
Speaker
Fuck that.
00:41:44
Speaker
Yeah, so you made the right call, infamous cheater.
00:41:47
Speaker
I hope you found better friends, infamous cheater.
00:41:49
Speaker
And I hope you're not a cheater, an actual cheater.
00:41:51
Speaker
But yeah.
00:41:53
Speaker
Jesus Christ.
00:41:54
Speaker
Every time I feel like I hear something that I think is bad and then you hear something, oh, me and my group of friends just- With men, it just, the floor just keeps, it just gets lower.
00:42:05
Speaker
It just like completely disintegrates underneath our feet and we fall into a lower depth of hell that we didn't know existed before.
00:42:13
Speaker
A lower depth.
00:42:14
Speaker
Moving along to our next roast of scrot in this Thanksgiving roast.
00:42:20
Speaker
Should we just call her Jay?
00:42:21
Speaker
We'll just call her Jay.
00:42:22
Speaker
Call her J. Okay.
00:42:26
Speaker
This story takes place roughly a year ago.
00:42:28
Speaker
I started university in September of last year.
00:42:30
Speaker
And although I lived in the same city, I moved into dorms to make friends and make going to classes more convenient.
00:42:36
Speaker
Being at residence was a bit of a difficult transition at first.
00:42:40
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I had spent a lot of time alone due to COVID quarantine and isolation and a great deal of social anxiety from being around so many new people and felt very awkward and isolated.
00:42:49
Speaker
I met a guy who I instantly liked.
00:42:51
Speaker
He was extremely friendly, knowledgeable, caring, kind-hearted, considerate of others, witty, had a really great sense of humor, and was passionate about his chosen field.
00:42:59
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He was also a great and supportive friend.
00:43:02
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I liked him pretty much almost instantly, but I was also incredibly shy and socially awkward and already felt a great deal of anxiety from being at residence, so I was too shy to really talk to him or reach out to him directly.
00:43:14
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I really wanted to be around him and get to know him better, and I knew he was friends with the RA on the floor above mine.
00:43:19
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Because of COVID, we had a half capacity residence, so floors usually paired up for events and the two RAs worked together.
00:43:26
Speaker
So I casually knew the other RA.
00:43:28
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I decided to hang out with him more so I could hopefully see the guy I liked.
00:43:32
Speaker
In hindsight, this was an absolutely ridiculous move.
00:43:34
Speaker
As I got to know the RA on the floor above me, I realized he was an absolutely disgusting person, probably the worst scrote I've ever met and had the displeasure to know.
00:43:42
Speaker
He seemed somewhat normal at first, but I soon realized he was an extremely vulgar and disgusting person.
00:43:47
Speaker
In one of my very first conversations with him, he brought up extremely inappropriate topics.
00:43:52
Speaker
He mentioned that his father had a rice purity score of around 19 and mentioned the Mile High Club.
00:43:58
Speaker
Yeah, no clue.
00:43:59
Speaker
What's a rice purity score?
00:44:00
Speaker
Is that a game?
00:44:01
Speaker
Is that like a video game?
00:44:02
Speaker
Let me Google that.
00:44:05
Speaker
Oh, the Rice Purity Test is a 100-question survey that assesses a person's level of innocence in the domain of wordly vices.
00:44:15
Speaker
So a Rice Purity score of 19... Means that he's had a lot of different sex, I guess?
00:44:20
Speaker
It means...
00:44:22
Speaker
Basically, he's corrupt.
00:44:24
Speaker
Or he's a scrope, basically.
00:44:27
Speaker
Is this like a known thing?
00:44:28
Speaker
I've never heard of this.
00:44:29
Speaker
This might be like a personality test.
00:44:31
Speaker
According to the Rice Purity Test Score, a score between 91 and 100 is a good test score.
00:44:38
Speaker
Meaning like you're more pure.
00:44:39
Speaker
Yeah.
00:44:40
Speaker
So if it's 19, then basically it's not good.
00:44:43
Speaker
I've never heard of that in my life.
00:44:45
Speaker
So it assesses your level of innocence and release.
00:44:48
Speaker
And so he's saying that his dad had a rice purity score of 19.
00:44:52
Speaker
So why are you bragging about your dad's sexual conquest, first of all?
00:44:55
Speaker
What the actual fuck?
00:44:57
Speaker
Yeah.
00:44:57
Speaker
Basically being like maladaptive as well.
00:45:00
Speaker
That's what he's bragging about.
00:45:02
Speaker
Okay, so some of the things on this rice purity test score are, have you ever been convicted of a crime?
00:45:08
Speaker
Have you ever had sex more than three times in a night?
00:45:12
Speaker
Have you had sex with a person with more than a three-year age difference?
00:45:16
Speaker
Have you had anal sex?
00:45:17
Speaker
Have you ever impregnated someone or been impregnated, ever engaged in bestiality, ever committed an act of incest?
00:45:24
Speaker
So ever masturbated with an inanimate object?
00:45:27
Speaker
Yes, nothing about this is something to brag about.
00:45:31
Speaker
ever used methamphetamine crack cocaine pcp horse tranquilizers or heroin is one of the questions urinated in public man should we just start sending this out to men that we like yeah personal want to meet like like please throw out this 100 question survey so i can know how to screen you out you can do a shorter one there's like the dark triad survey that's basically seems like a shorter version of that one
00:46:00
Speaker
Imagine being an adult bragging about your parents' sexual conquest.
00:46:04
Speaker
That is quite odd.
00:46:06
Speaker
That is quite odd.
00:46:08
Speaker
How, first of all, how do you know?
00:46:09
Speaker
I don't feel like my parents tell me anything about their sex lives ever.
00:46:13
Speaker
And that's the way I like it.
00:46:15
Speaker
So why would you want to know these things?
00:46:17
Speaker
What adult person want?
00:46:18
Speaker
Okay.
00:46:19
Speaker
I'm already getting like secondhand cringe.
00:46:21
Speaker
I can't imagine asking this information of a parent.
00:46:24
Speaker
Or telling other people if they told me.
00:46:26
Speaker
And thinking that saying that will make you look good to a stranger.
00:46:31
Speaker
Oh my God.
00:46:31
Speaker
Okay.
00:46:32
Speaker
He mentioned that his father had a Rice Purity score of around 19 and mentioned the Mile High Club having sex in an airplane.
00:46:37
Speaker
He also brought up early on that he was interested in not tying for some reason.
00:46:41
Speaker
I didn't get this at first, but later I heard from a close friend that he had a Tinder profile and in his description, as well as in conversations, there was very questionable BDSM related content.
00:46:51
Speaker
So is that a BDSM thing?
00:46:53
Speaker
Knot tying?
00:46:53
Speaker
Yeah, shibari where they tie people up with ropes and shit.
00:46:57
Speaker
It's actually, to be fair, shibari is actually an art.
00:47:01
Speaker
Like when it's done properly, not by your average run-of-the-mill BDSM script, it's like intricate knots.
00:47:07
Speaker
It's not just, but this guy probably just means tying someone up in bed.
00:47:11
Speaker
Okay.
00:47:12
Speaker
He was also extremely ugly and unattractive.
00:47:14
Speaker
Of course.
00:47:15
Speaker
He was very overweight and his face looked like you puffed out a normal human face and then scrunched up the facial features to the very center of that puffy face.
00:47:24
Speaker
Have you ever seen those memes where they make the person's facial features smaller in their head?
00:47:29
Speaker
They do it to Elon Musk all the time.
00:47:30
Speaker
It's pretty funny.
00:47:31
Speaker
So he basically looked like that.
00:47:33
Speaker
I feel a bit bad for insulting someone's appearance like this, but to be completely honest, he was so physically repugnant.
00:47:38
Speaker
Sometimes you can't help it, right?
00:47:40
Speaker
Sometimes it's just like, it just flies out of your mouth.
00:47:42
Speaker
Like you just can't really, especially if they're talking about like their sexual conquest.
00:47:48
Speaker
You're like, see, people think I'm mean.
00:47:50
Speaker
You are, you are.
00:47:52
Speaker
Oh, dear.
00:47:55
Speaker
Yeah, but sometimes you have to tell, like, you have to tell these men about themselves because they won't know unless you bully them.
00:48:02
Speaker
Yeah.
00:48:03
Speaker
You need to cut them down to size.
00:48:05
Speaker
They need it.
00:48:06
Speaker
They need self-awareness.
00:48:08
Speaker
You gotta teach them.
00:48:09
Speaker
You need to cut them down to size.
00:48:11
Speaker
I honestly think maybe this will be a Patreon episode, but we need to, like, do an episode on just how to explicitly, like, cut men down to size, like, where you might be good at that one and how to do it subtly.
00:48:21
Speaker
If you don't feel confident doing it, I'm quite good at that.
00:48:24
Speaker
Just cut them down to size.
00:48:26
Speaker
Yeah.
00:48:26
Speaker
I'm telling you, like 24, 25-year-old me, like, and below had zero filter.
00:48:33
Speaker
Like...
00:48:35
Speaker
Even less than you have now.
00:48:36
Speaker
I don't think you have a filter now.
00:48:38
Speaker
Even less.
00:48:39
Speaker
Even less.
00:48:40
Speaker
And like, I probably would have just said, I probably would have just said like, oh, I'm surprised you got to do all that with your eyes being so close together.
00:48:48
Speaker
Like that's surprising.
00:48:49
Speaker
Good for you.
00:48:54
Speaker
I'm rooting for you to do well.
00:48:55
Speaker
And the thing is, like, I wouldn't even have said it to be mean.
00:48:57
Speaker
I just would have said it was like an observation.
00:49:00
Speaker
This is the thing.
00:49:01
Speaker
Delivery is everything, right?
00:49:03
Speaker
You can't go into these, like, attacks, so to speak, you know, when you're emotionally charged and upset.
00:49:08
Speaker
It works best when you keep your voice really level and just say it like you're just saying.
00:49:13
Speaker
That does maximum damage.
00:49:15
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't realize I was, like, walking around, like, legit damaging guy's self-esteem until, like, I had some conversations with some accents.
00:49:23
Speaker
But I used to just say shit like that because I thought it like, because I would be like, everyone's thinking it, right?
00:49:28
Speaker
I should just say it.
00:49:29
Speaker
So I'll just say it.
00:49:31
Speaker
I'll just say it.
00:49:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:32
Speaker
Delivery is everything.
00:49:34
Speaker
Wasn't even trying to be me.
00:49:35
Speaker
Just making observations.
00:49:37
Speaker
I would always, the way is like you have to phrase it like a compliment because you really have.
00:49:41
Speaker
So this is how I used to do it.
00:49:42
Speaker
I just like legit would think of like the nicest thing that was accurate to say.
00:49:46
Speaker
So you would say like, wow, so you're like, you have enough breath to get all those ropes on someone.
00:49:52
Speaker
Okay.
00:49:54
Speaker
I didn't realize your stamina was like that.
00:49:55
Speaker
You know what I mean?
00:49:56
Speaker
Like, so it's like a compliment with a bit of truth.
00:49:59
Speaker
Okay.
00:49:59
Speaker
So.
00:50:00
Speaker
It's a very, very backhanded compliment though.
00:50:02
Speaker
Very backhanded.
00:50:03
Speaker
Okay.
00:50:04
Speaker
I found him so repulsive.
00:50:06
Speaker
I did my best to avoid looking at his face whenever I spoke to him.
00:50:11
Speaker
He was extremely ugly, but honestly, I found his personality and attitude the most unpleasant and repulsive part of him.
00:50:16
Speaker
Like, that's really what it is.
00:50:18
Speaker
It's that like, you can feel the kumar coming out of him, right?
00:50:20
Speaker
Because there's like people that aren't that like cute, I guess, but like their personality is cute.
00:50:24
Speaker
They don't exude that kumar energy.
00:50:26
Speaker
Yeah.
00:50:27
Speaker
Yeah.
00:50:28
Speaker
It takes me back to when I was talking to a guy.
00:50:31
Speaker
He was trying to date me and do all kinds of underhanded shit, but we didn't go.
00:50:35
Speaker
And he was like, really like fixated on my boobs.
00:50:38
Speaker
Like seeing your tits would cure my depression.
00:50:41
Speaker
And literally my ovaries just like shriveled up and died.
00:50:44
Speaker
Legit.
00:50:48
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The thing is, on top of that, he was so physically unattractive.
00:50:51
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It's just like, why do you think I would be like, yes, yeah, let's go.
00:50:56
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I'll just... It was so disgusting.
00:50:58
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I felt gross.
00:51:00
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Every time a man says that sex or seeing a woman's naked body is going to cure whatever ailment they have, I always imagine them as some poor guy coming up to the altar to some televangelist.
00:51:11
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If you believe these titties can heal your body.
00:51:16
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I legit think if a woman ever wanted to rinse men and wanted to start a religion, just do that.
00:51:21
Speaker
Just do that.
00:51:22
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And then just future fake them saying you'll see the titties if you donate this amount of money.
00:51:27
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They'll do it.
00:51:30
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I swear to God, we should do like a traveling show.
00:51:34
Speaker
I would do like a tent revival and just like tell men.
00:51:41
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I think they would totally believe it.
00:51:42
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It'd be like, you've never seen a titty come to the front.
00:51:46
Speaker
Heal yourself.
00:51:52
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Just make, just, just make it like a rite of passage.
00:51:56
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Like if you see one T, you'll eventually see it for real for free next time.
00:52:03
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Cure all your depression.
00:52:04
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And just future fake them.
00:52:06
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And obviously just then show no tea.
00:52:08
Speaker
I mean, guys are buying like used panties and stuff.
00:52:11
Speaker
So you could probably, I mean, they basically, they're kind of like the same people that are gifted by televangelists that sell them like holy healing water and stuff.
00:52:20
Speaker
Like, I bet you could just like put your panties in a bottle and be like, this is going to heal.
00:52:26
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heal what ails you.
00:52:27
Speaker
Amen.
00:52:27
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Okay, moving along.
00:52:33
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He once stared at my chest while I was walking by and that just made me extremely uncomfortable.
00:52:38
Speaker
He also looked extremely disinterested or bored whenever I spoke or expressed my opinion.
00:52:43
Speaker
To be honest, I think he had honestly disgust me to type this a racialized fetish.
00:52:49
Speaker
Yeah.
00:52:51
Speaker
I'm going to guess your ethnicity because this guy's ethnic.
00:52:54
Speaker
Because he sounds like a weeboo.
00:52:57
Speaker
Is it someone who's into like Japanese Asian women?
00:53:01
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It says a non-Japanese person, stereotypically an unsociable white male who is overly infatuated with Japanese culture.
00:53:08
Speaker
A loser Japanophile.
00:53:10
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A person who's obsessively interested in anime or manga.
00:53:12
Speaker
A loser Japanophile.
00:53:18
Speaker
Yeah, no, they're so common that they have their own slang word.
00:53:22
Speaker
Oh, when you coom so much, they invent a new word for you.
00:53:24
Speaker
Fucking hell.
00:53:26
Speaker
Yeah.
00:53:27
Speaker
No, apparently these guys like were traveling so much to different parts of Asia.
00:53:33
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So like Japan, South Korea, I believe they got banned like from panhandling and like harassing people.
00:53:39
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Cause like a lot of women there started to get pissed off.
00:53:41
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Cause like, once again, these guys think like, Oh, American women, they're stuck up and they don't understand me.
00:53:46
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I'm going to go live like a King and these other countries.
00:53:48
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And that doesn't happen at all because they can smell, they can smell you just like we can.
00:53:53
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Yeah.
00:53:56
Speaker
So he asked me out over a Snapchat a few months into the year.
00:54:03
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And I felt so disturbed and distressed by this to the point I considered moving out of the residence.
00:54:11
Speaker
You know, I was so horrified.
00:54:13
Speaker
That's sort of how I felt like when the guy, he said my tits with curious depression, asked me out.
00:54:17
Speaker
I just felt so disturbed.
00:54:19
Speaker
Like I've never blocked somebody so quick.
00:54:22
Speaker
Just like, ugh.
00:54:24
Speaker
Like that alone...
00:54:26
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If you believe, come here.
00:54:27
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Be embraced by Jesus.
00:54:30
Speaker
It almost just made me just go lesbian.
00:54:34
Speaker
Run to Jesus's birth.
00:54:38
Speaker
Honestly, legit, men will literally, and it wasn't the first guy as well, but men will literally say, I'm sad, send me a nude, or I'm feeling.
00:54:46
Speaker
They'll literally say, I'm in pain, can I see your tits?
00:54:49
Speaker
Fucking hell.
00:54:50
Speaker
I'm going to put that on my dating profile from now on.
00:54:53
Speaker
My titties heal the sick.
00:54:59
Speaker
If you believe.
00:55:01
Speaker
I mean, it doesn't feel it's because you didn't believe hard enough.
00:55:04
Speaker
Oh, that's funny.
00:55:05
Speaker
Okay.
00:55:05
Speaker
So yeah, I think I'd be stressed.
00:55:07
Speaker
I'd be pretty distressed if this guy like looked in my general direction as well.
00:55:11
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I was so disturbed and distressed by this to the point I considered moving out of the residence and had an ironclad commitment to keeping my door locked after that.
00:55:19
Speaker
Oof.
00:55:19
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:19
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Smart move.
00:55:20
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Luckily, a friend comforted me and called me down right after it happened.
00:55:23
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And I felt much better after that.
00:55:25
Speaker
I mean, if this guy is as big as you say, you probably could outrun him.
00:55:30
Speaker
So that's a plus.
00:55:31
Speaker
So anyways, I honestly felt really insulted that he asked me out.
00:55:34
Speaker
He was such a low, immoral, vulgar, self-centered, disgusting, ugly, unattractive, and repulsive person.
00:55:39
Speaker
I also went through...
00:55:40
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through RA training myself this year.
00:55:41
Speaker
And it was actually mentioned to not have romantic relationships with your residents and that the power dynamic and close proximity made it questionable.
00:55:48
Speaker
So it was very inappropriate behavior on his part.
00:55:50
Speaker
Makes sense.
00:55:51
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:51
Speaker
You know why?
00:55:52
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It's because he's never in his life had women talk to him.
00:55:55
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And the only reason they're talking to him now is because they're forced to talk to him and he does not know how to handle it.
00:56:00
Speaker
Right?
00:56:00
Speaker
So he thinks all these women are interested in him.
00:56:02
Speaker
Because he has a little bit of power and women are being like nice, normal to him.
00:56:06
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Whereas I feel like probably before this, they probably just ignored him in mass.
00:56:10
Speaker
And he takes that as interest.
00:56:11
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During a later board games night that he hosted, he mentioned he once also proclaimed that he or another person there had the stinkiest feet.
00:56:18
Speaker
Gross.
00:56:18
Speaker
What the fuck?
00:56:19
Speaker
Gross.
00:56:20
Speaker
Stench contests are probably not the way to get women attracted to you for any men who are listening to this.
00:56:26
Speaker
I feel like stench contest is really low on the list.
00:56:29
Speaker
So it was also brought up.
00:56:31
Speaker
Imagine holding a stench competition.
00:56:34
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:35
Speaker
You had to be a screw.
00:56:36
Speaker
It was also brought up that he had paid for sex in the past.
00:56:38
Speaker
Of course.
00:56:39
Speaker
Why is this man like volunteering all this information, by the way?
00:56:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:43
Speaker
He also stole, apparently stealing stuff from the cafe was common among a lot of guys last year who had a sort of clout associated with it.
00:56:51
Speaker
A ton of cups and bowls from the cafeteria.
00:56:53
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His justification was that he paid a ridiculous amount of money to the university so he should be able to steal whatever he wanted.
00:56:57
Speaker
I'm like, don't they give those out for free?
00:56:59
Speaker
Like the cups and stuff?
00:57:00
Speaker
I don't know.
00:57:00
Speaker
In my college, they just had them out.
00:57:01
Speaker
You could just grab some.
00:57:03
Speaker
He's not even like a real... Okay, so this is like the lowest common denier of crime.
00:57:07
Speaker
So like it would make him slightly more attractive if he actually had like a sophisticated crime of some kind.
00:57:12
Speaker
Well, yeah, not stealing cafeteria cups.
00:57:15
Speaker
Like this is like, his crimes are even lame.
00:57:17
Speaker
He also brought up something referred to as the cum tubs.
00:57:21
Speaker
I don't even want to know what this is.
00:57:23
Speaker
Child.
00:57:24
Speaker
Okay.
00:57:25
Speaker
I am.
00:57:26
Speaker
Okay.
00:57:27
Speaker
I'm going to prepare myself.
00:57:28
Speaker
Cum tubs.
00:57:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:57:29
Speaker
They were bathtubs last year where some male student leaders had this thing going on.
00:57:33
Speaker
They would come in the bathtubs by themselves or if they were with someone and whoever's bathtub level was lowest at the end of the year would have to take a dip in it.
00:57:41
Speaker
What the fuck?
00:57:43
Speaker
That's disgusting.
00:57:45
Speaker
Okay.
00:57:45
Speaker
So I thought the stench competition was the low.
00:57:48
Speaker
Masturbating into a tub and then bathing in another man's cum, that's the low.
00:57:53
Speaker
That's the competition.
00:57:54
Speaker
That's the lowest bar.
00:57:55
Speaker
Although I'm sure we'll get some more roast-a-scroats and I'll be even more surprised.
00:57:59
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But stench competition, stench competition was like, I thought that was going to be the bar, but no, no, this is even lower than that.
00:58:07
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And...
00:58:08
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You know, we just reached 8 billion people on this planet.
00:58:10
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I think that it's time that we start to address the raging overpopulation issue because we're going to run out of resources.
00:58:17
Speaker
And I feel like it's time to start considering if we need to have panels to weed guys like this out and decide if they get to live or die.
00:58:23
Speaker
Because honestly, they're just breathing up air and taking out resources from the rest of us and bathing in their own cum and bathing in other people's cum.
00:58:31
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And not even just like new fresh cum, like cum that's been there for over a year because they've been accumulating that cum for the entire year.
00:58:38
Speaker
So I feel like it's time to consider, honestly, if they make me supreme leader being of the world, like this guy's going to be the first to go.
00:58:44
Speaker
I'm not going to lie.
00:58:45
Speaker
You know, we're not going to have enough food and water and resources to sustain the population of humanity.
00:58:51
Speaker
And so I think it's time to start making some tough decisions about who needs to
00:58:56
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who we should put in a rocket ship to space i'm gonna say this guy should be in the first round draft i'm speechless i just feel sick first round draft this man right here but with just our luck he'll like land on mars and then accidentally seed a whole new species over there so maybe we don't just just put him let's just throw him into the sun that's probably better okay slightly off topic but i am very disgusted by university males i see why i don't blame you
00:59:20
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He also later mentioned how some people he knew went to a gay bar and then listened what people had done who had gone home with someone, etc.
00:59:27
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I found this oversharing to be extremely inappropriate, keeping track of his friends' sex lives and then casually passing that information around.
00:59:34
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Yeah, this guy is like, he's like 100% Coomer on the cellular level, right?
00:59:39
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I feel like if you put his cells like underneath a microscope, they're going to be coming on each other and then passing out.
00:59:49
Speaker
This man is like, I think he's the alpha kumar.
00:59:52
Speaker
I think that he might be the kumar from which all kumars have sprung.
00:59:56
Speaker
Patient zero?
00:59:57
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This is the worst kumar I've seen, yeah.
00:59:59
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Yeah, I think we need to get rid of him before he starts a kumar revolution.
01:00:02
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I don't want him to be a kumar messiah.
01:00:04
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Although I don't want to martyr him.
01:00:05
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See, there's so many problems with trying to weed out the low-value male population because it's like, you can't do it too quickly because then they become a hero.
01:00:13
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They'll become a hero, yeah.
01:00:15
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As for the original guy I was interested in, I'm like, yeah, what happened to him?
01:00:19
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We just spent a lot on this other guy.
01:00:21
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As for the original guy I was interested in, he actually got a girlfriend a while after I met him.
01:00:25
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So I just avoided him for the rest of the year.
01:00:27
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She was the one to confess to having a crush on him.
01:00:29
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And from what I heard from her, he was a very supportive and caring boyfriend.
01:00:33
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I think they broke up near the end of the year.
01:00:34
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But by that point, I had lost interest and didn't feel so enamored by him anymore.
01:00:38
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Although he's still a decent guy, I'd honestly never consider anything with him now, given the whole drama.
01:00:43
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I just generally feel sick of him and the whole situation.
01:00:45
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And two, the FDS principle that if a guy is interested in you, he will make it clear.
01:00:49
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And three, his questionable friend group, including this disgusting skirt.
01:00:52
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Yeah, that was his friend.
01:00:53
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Oh my God.
01:00:54
Speaker
Yeah.
01:00:55
Speaker
Yes.
01:00:55
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I am honestly so disgusted and repulsed by him.
01:00:57
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He was such a disgusting negative value male.
01:01:01
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And I absolutely learned my lesson, never going through that again.
01:01:04
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He moved to a different residence this year.
01:01:06
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And I'm so glad and I did not have to see him.
01:01:08
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Hopefully I never do so again.
01:01:10
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To be honest with you, I low-key hope he gets run over by a car.
01:01:13
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Us too.
01:01:14
Speaker
I think he should be launched into the sun, to be honest.
01:01:16
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I don't want to take the chance that he might breed or that he might spawn.
01:01:20
Speaker
That's too much money though.
01:01:22
Speaker
Or anything.
01:01:23
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I think that he has DNA that should in no way be reabsorbed into the human Earth's biome.
01:01:29
Speaker
I think it's just all negative.
01:01:30
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I cringe at the amount of time and energy I wasted pining after the guy I liked and wish I had realized that I shouldn't have had to spend so much time around that skirt who may be uncomfortable.
01:01:39
Speaker
I really should have focused on my studies and personal development instead, which I am making an effort to do this year.
01:01:43
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Thank you, FGS.
01:01:44
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Oh, I'm sorry you did that.
01:01:46
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And I'm sorry that happened to you.
01:01:47
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I'm sorry this man exists in the first place.
01:01:50
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He just makes me... That's the worst skirt I've come across.
01:01:52
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Detty Peeg.
01:01:54
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First of all, I want to know who his father is because...
01:01:58
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I blame him.
01:01:59
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And Ro also wants to know if he was from Florida.
01:02:03
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I want to know if he's from Florida.
01:02:05
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Feels very Florida.
01:02:08
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This guy feels slightly less Florida to me for some reason.
01:02:11
Speaker
This guy feels like what state does this guy feel like in my gut?
01:02:15
Speaker
Definitely.
01:02:15
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I feel like North, I feel like he might be West Coast.
01:02:17
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I'm thinking Seattle.
01:02:19
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This guy feels Seattle to me.
01:02:20
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Washington State, I'm guessing.
01:02:22
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Okay.
01:02:22
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So you don't have to tell us if he would dox you in any way, but I'm just like, it feels maybe Washington State in my, in my bones.
01:02:28
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Sorry about that.
01:02:30
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That sounds traumatic.
01:02:31
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I even feel a bit sick.
01:02:32
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I was having like water and it almost came back up at how disgusting that script was.
01:02:36
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So sorry about that.
01:02:37
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And happy Thanksgiving, Jay.
01:02:39
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Okay, last but not least, we have this one from S and she says, I wanted to submit my racist group.
01:02:46
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So as a disclaimer, all of this happened before I found FDS and realised my past picked me ways.
01:02:51
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You're forgiven, sis.
01:02:52
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We've all been there.
01:02:53
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So I was involved in a mentoring organisation for underfunded elementary schools when I was 19.
01:02:59
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And there was a guy there, Sam, who was essentially my boss.
01:03:03
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Every arsehole, supreme arsehole that I've come across in my life has always been called Sam, by the way.
01:03:11
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T and I hit it off and he seemed great but in hindsight there are a lot of red flags some but not all of those include number one claiming he read feminist literature but never being able to name any books or authors two bragging about how good of a guy he was when he would go to bars with his friends and apologize to the women they hit on for their behavior even as a pick me I was super put off by this
01:03:36
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Did you see it?
01:03:36
Speaker
Like you went with it?
01:03:37
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That's what he told her, which is weird.
01:03:39
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But it's just like, don't hit on them in the first place then.
01:03:42
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Oh, okay.
01:03:43
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So he was trying to tell her so he could seem like a good guy.
01:03:46
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Like a good guy.
01:03:46
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Yeah, just don't do it in the first place.
01:03:49
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Number three, getting upset whenever I would mention another man on my ex was like this as well.
01:03:54
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Even when I wasn't into whoever I was mentioning, he was weirdly possessed of me and would shit talk guys, including one guy who ended up becoming and who still is one of my best friends.
01:04:05
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Yeah, one of my exes did that.
01:04:07
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He would get really... I remember...
01:04:09
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I think I've told the story before, but I was mentioning a flatmate who, a male flatmate that I got on really well with and he was really funny and my ex got really annoyed and just basically said, don't talk about him in front of me ever again.
01:04:22
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Thing is, he was fine with me talking about him in abstracts before, but he got really arsy when I said he was my favourite flatmate for some reason.
01:04:30
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I just feel like this is an opportunity to exploit a crack in male solidarity.
01:04:34
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I just wanted to point that out.
01:04:35
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Yeah, and male self-esteem.
01:04:37
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Male self-esteem.
01:04:39
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There we go.
01:04:40
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Opportunity.
01:04:41
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Always be on the scout for opportunity.
01:04:43
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And number four, being very selective of when he would text me back and he would go days without saying anything despite multiple messages from me.
01:04:51
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Number five, using his height, he was six foot four and I'm five foot four to his advantage to corner me against a wall and tower over me when I got fed up and told him off his sexism.
01:05:03
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I hate this.
01:05:05
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I hate that.
01:05:07
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Every man in existence should thank his lucky stars that I was born to be an average-sized woman and not large enough to like literally uppercut them in the jaw when they try to physically intimidate me because that like just seriously pisses me off.
01:05:21
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If I didn't have like these weak little girl hands because I don't like box or anything, I have small hands, then yeah, it would be over for a lot of them.
01:05:29
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So I'm with you.
01:05:30
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I hate that as well.
01:05:31
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And number six, a laughing in my face when I said he was sexist.
01:05:36
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There's a lot more, but basically he was a massive piece of shit.
01:05:39
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But I liked him a lot even after I told him off his sexism and had hopes that he would magically change.
01:05:45
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During the summer after I told him off,
01:05:47
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I was friends with benefits with this girl I knew from the mentoring organisation called C, who was questioning her sexuality.
01:05:54
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She was also friends with Sam and had been into him and received the same treatment I did right before me.
01:06:00
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So Sam, C and another female friend of ours were all hanging out.
01:06:04
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Asi said she had been poking fun at Sam for various things and he had been poking fun at her right back, as friends do.
01:06:11
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But at one point she said, well, Les likes me more than you.
01:06:15
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This set him off and he lunged at her, pinned her down and wrapped his hands around her neck.
01:06:21
Speaker
The fuck?
01:06:23
Speaker
Oh my gosh.
01:06:24
Speaker
What?
01:06:25
Speaker
Oh my God.
01:06:27
Speaker
Dangerous.
01:06:29
Speaker
Oh my gosh.
01:06:31
Speaker
Yeah.
01:06:32
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At a mentoring organization?
01:06:33
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Oh yeah, this guy should not be around anybody vulnerable.
01:06:36
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And he did this in front of witnesses.
01:06:38
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Can you imagine what he'd be like in private?
01:06:41
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Okay, so this is an underfunded elementary school.
01:06:43
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These are children.
01:06:44
Speaker
This is children.
01:06:45
Speaker
Oh my gosh.
01:06:47
Speaker
Well, okay, so he works with children.
01:06:48
Speaker
This is the story she's telling when they were out with another adult.
01:06:51
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But he did this in front of people.
01:06:54
Speaker
Fuck!
01:06:54
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And so she managed to escape with minimal bruising, but the other girl who was there worked with Sam to try to gaslight her about the whole situation.
01:07:01
Speaker
It was...
01:07:02
Speaker
a mess and Sam was never removed from his position of working with kids even though the other friend present was the literal president of the organization and knew about his violent tendencies this is why some pick me's are actually a danger to other people it's one thing being a pick me and being a danger to yourself that's bad enough but when you're literally putting other children other women in harm's way just so you can be a pick me that's different and we need to I think Ro's spoken about this but that needs to be spoken about more like not every pick me it's
01:07:31
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not with every pick where we can be like, oh, she doesn't know any better or patriarchy or whatever.
01:07:36
Speaker
Some of them actively make choices that harm other women and children and they need to be called out for that.
01:07:42
Speaker
Yeah, I don't get overlooking that.
01:07:45
Speaker
That's a little depressing.
Male Teachers and Education Standards
01:07:47
Speaker
Okay, so... So he wanted to be an elementary school teacher and I really fear that he is one.
01:07:52
Speaker
Fuck.
01:07:53
Speaker
I feel like this might be lowering the bar just to get more male elementary school teachers because there's not that many compared to women.
01:08:00
Speaker
Is that a bad thing?
01:08:01
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I don't think it is.
01:08:02
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I don't necessarily think it is either, but they're like, but it's another thing where they're constantly salivating to get more male teachers because they feel like it's better for boys to have some kind of structure, etc.
01:08:11
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So I wouldn't be surprised if like she's lowering the bar because just to keep a male elementary school teacher around because it's historically very female dominated.
01:08:19
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It's always weirded me out a little how he never slept with any of the girls, myself included, that he manipulated.
01:08:25
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The most he did was kiss me, so I'm not sure what he was getting out of it, but I hope he's miserable.
01:08:30
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Me too.
01:08:31
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Yeah, so do we.
01:08:32
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So, yeah, it's always harder to roast the, like, kind of dangerous groats because I don't want to laugh at all.
01:08:39
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I hope he's gotten anger management and isn't like downloading all his horrible ideas about women to the children in his classroom.
Annual Thanksgiving Roast and Lilith's Absence
01:08:47
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Because even if they don't explicitly say things, like they can telegraph that, you know, to children, like children aren't stupid.
01:08:53
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Like in fact, they're very intuitive.
01:08:54
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So I just hope the situation gets better and he gets fired somehow.
01:08:59
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So that's our Thanksgiving roast.
01:09:02
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I love the Thanksgiving roast.
01:09:03
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I look forward to it every year.
01:09:05
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But this has got to be like the worst set of men that we've roasted by a long, long mile.
01:09:13
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Yeah, these are pretty bad too.
01:09:15
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Round them up, put them in a spaceship, launch them into the sun.
01:09:18
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So anyways, happy Thanksgiving for everyone in the United States.
01:09:22
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I'm thankful for another year of this really great podcast.
01:09:25
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We're missing Lilith right now.
01:09:26
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She is unfortunately, she left a message to everyone about why she's out on her Twitter so you can look it up.
01:09:31
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So we're hoping her a very speedy recovery.
01:09:34
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I know she's having some trouble finding the right specialist.
01:09:37
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But we are thankful that she's still here.
01:09:39
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Still here with us kicking and hopefully kicking scrotes in their necks.
01:09:44
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Yeah.
01:09:46
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Keeping her foot on next.
Audience Engagement and Closing Remarks
01:09:48
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So yes, if you would like to submit a roast disc rope for a future roast then, or if you're a man and you listen to our podcast, you want to ask us a dating question or like a infamous cheater, you want to send us a roast of your friends.
01:09:59
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That's fine too.
01:10:00
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01:10:03
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If you want to discuss this episode, which I'm sure we will have a lot of comments, please go to the female dating strategy.com forward slash the forum.
01:10:10
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Look for the episode thread.
01:10:12
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01:10:24
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So thanks for listening, Queens.
01:10:25
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Have a happy Thanksgiving.
01:10:28
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Have a happy holidays.
01:10:30
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Thanks for listening, Queens.
01:10:31
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And for all you scrotes out there, you should be exiled to Florida and shot into the sun.
01:10:35
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Die mad.
01:10:36
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See y'all next week.
01:10:41
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