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Too Many Crackers In The Melting Pot
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Pathetic "Pieces of $#!T" run their mouths like Trump taught them to do. No apologies ever. It feels good guys. It really feels good!
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Introduction and Editorial Power
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B.O.S. B.O.S. is the best podcast. Trust me. Trust me.
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Jesus loves us.
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Well, you know what I'm finding is that I really enjoy my editorial power in producing this podcast because I like that I can put in the title, your flaws in the subject area.
Show Titles and Listener Perception
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I can make sure that everybody knows that I'm trying to move you from whether it's your racism, your right winger, Nazism, all of your problems. I try to like.
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Nazism. Yeah, that's a new thing. I try to move you to a place of harmony and peace. I think people can get that when they listen to this podcast. Where is that? Where is that? I never even look what you write for the show. is that what you're talking about? in The subject line?
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You look at the title. ah Yeah, I do. i i do. But I just kind of go, OK, the title this. That's the one I want to listen to. i don't it doesn't register. Let let me take a look.
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Have you been fucking with me in the title and I don't even know? that's Oh, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. But I should say, we did talk about African-Americans, as they say, blacks last week, but people need to know who haven't listened to the whole thing. We've trashed, I'd say mostly, fat white people that drive trucks more than anything.
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So let's, let's just get that out there. Dude, I didn't, I, that's the name. What's funny is I did read the name and it didn't even phase me. Matt's legacy of racism and laziness. I was just like, okay, but, uh, I, it didn't come off as racist at all. Actually.
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no of course felt more racist in the moment. Yeah, no, it didn't. Uh, and, and I think the voices that I use bring people into what it's like to feel black. And I think that's why it works.
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Most of them were you though, right? All of them. I mean, I know you did it, but i'm saying like you were I feel like you most of the voice overdub whatever you want to call it you doing it to yourself.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I'm already given a little bit of a what do you call it? A a racial identity crisis accent. I'm given a little bit of that. Well, you yeah, you you've been pretty forward about it. Your inner black guy from
Humor in Controversial Discussions
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Chicago.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. this is my phone. It's almost worse than the computer. I think it looks like you're just checking something. But I like to... the Here we go. The right-wing accent, too, is also something I like to do. And I'm not doing it well or anything, but, you know.
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it's ah It's important that people know we trash everyone. We haven't spent a lot of time on... um We've definitely beat up on honkies. A little bit on the Latin American folks.
00:03:28
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Not much on Asians. So we could go there today just to keep shit fucking balanced. if i If we start talking about Asians, it'll just be me saying how great Japanese people are.
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The number one race in the world as far as I'm concerned. I pretty much agree. Yeah. How can you how can you debate? What are they not good at? They can do an eight slice sushi thing, total 200 calories for dinner and go to bed.
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We couldn't we couldn't fucking touch 200 calories and and be satiated. You got it. You got quadruple that shit. Bitching about portion size. Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Dude, I've told you when i when I was teaching those Japanese people English, they like the ones that moved the us they they would always be like, what are we supposed to do with all this food? They they like they couldn't comprehend. They would just be like, i don't know, like why do why do American restaurants give you food for nine nine days or something like that?
00:04:29
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It was so funny. Well, could you imagine coming from a different country and being exposed to the take home box or the doggy bag for the first time? And you're like, yeah, I've never, I've never heard of that.
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Never heard of that. Yeah. They're just like, what are we, what are we doing here? but I don't know. what It's it's, uh, but you're used I mean, even if you're healthy, you're kind of used to it. I think I know, absolutely.
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Yeah, but, you know, it's good to say gay, fag, and retard again and all that stuff. that's That's good, I think. I think it's just an overall good place to be, make fun of anything now, and I think that's a good place.
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I made a joke last night, and but I didn't even realize it last night with with the waitress, who who I know now, like, where I where i go smoke cigars at my friend's place. And I was talking, like, I was like, did you pick the music here?
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And then, uh, somehow my daughter came up, and then I said, i don't even know why, but I went, Yeah, she told me, yeah it was like, yeah, my daughter, i told my daughter that's not that's not a good thing, and she called me a faggot, and the girl just laughed hysterically, and I was like, no I'm just kidding, she didn't call me a faggot. I wish I could remember the contents, but it was way out of left field, but clearly it was, yeah, I could see you doing that.
Stories from Social Interactions
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Oh, I do i do it constantly. But I did, ah we were at a bar Saturday night and we were talking to an oncology nurse and she was talking about how people have come in, coming into the oncology office, just crazier than ever about what their expectations are. And so they wanna take Ivermectin instead of do like the standard cancer treatment. And Ivermectin is that drug that the right wing dipshits, the MAGA fucking retards took during ah COVID. Yeah. Many of them died, but they, they're trying to take it for everything now. I, think Joe Rogan hawks this shit too.
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But anyway, so she was like, yeah, they want to take Ivermectin. And, and we were, and I, so I made the joke. Yeah. That drug helps with my cock. and she just fell out of the chair, because it just came out of nowhere. Talking about cancer, and I bring in, cock, whee. Was it just the two you, or it just like a table full of people?
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Oh no, Sarah and I have been going out on our bikes and just hitting different bars. We bought this like $20 thing that gives you a free drink. So we just do one beer, but we seem to strike up conversations like every time.
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This is with the stranger? You hit you hit the oh yeah cock bomb? Nice. Yeah, this bar was ah like a lesbian bar. It was called Lady Justice. it was I think I was the...
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one of two guys in the whole place. Fucking great bar though. I think talking about your cock is probably, i think faggot probably now is is pretty risky to say still. I know you're going to say Trump brought it back, but that's a tough one to get out there, don't you think?
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I wouldn't say it. Hell no. No, I wouldn't say that in public. Yeah, it's tough. would there was like So I went down this place because this guy this guy is building a bar, might buy some like make some countertops with our wood. There was a good 10-minute run of everyone making stupid innuendo wood jokes.
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Matt's got a lot of wood all this shit. Really? and Yeah, and I just had to sit there and like fake laugh. Just like, yeah. Were they all bullshit? Like just not very creative? They were fine. i just kind of like... I mean, it happened, you know, a lot because of what we're doing here. So it was good. I just was like...
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I just didn't feel like getting into it. I don't know why. i was It was like Matt's wood and all this shit. so i The only thing I did was maybe two or three times made self-deprecating humor that, that you know, that's not giant wood and it's...
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and the the yeah We're waiting on this fucking container still. It's still not here. And so this guy's gonna buy but he knows I'm waiting on the container. so So he was starting, kind of like telling the waitress like, well, I'm here talking to Matt.
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he's He can't get his wood delivered or something like that. And then that everyone kind of chuckled, and then it went from there. Hardy, hardy, hard, hard. Yeah. Too obvious, man. I only slip in the sex stuff when it kind of makes no sense, but it kind of makes sense.
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But, yeah. But did they this this this just happened. I don't even... The first one probably wasn't intentional, but then then everyone just naturally chuckles. and then And then it goes downhill. Anyways. But a good old hard faggot in the middle of, like, in the in a place where it's not not needed is...
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It's risky, but it's it it'll catch the person off ground to the point where they'll like explode with laughter or explode with fury. you know but But bold. but But it's good. It works regardless. I don't think any fury would happen because you told it from the perspective of a teenager saying it to you.
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Yeah, I think that is hysterical. i didn't I didn't analyze in the moment, but the the idea of your kid calling you a faggot is pretty funny. Right. in the era where they're all sensitive to, they're all fucking gay, they're all whatever. Every kid is sort of half trans, half non-binary. They're all yeah furries and fucking weirdos. and and And I think it's great. And in fact, I'd rather be at a bar like that than in downtown fucking Littleton at some view house piece of shit with a bunch of fucking honky families with their two kids and they all have a Denver Broncos hatter, fucking whatever. I just want to do a pointless rant just to frustrate you.
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Do it. You seem fired up today. Do what you got to do. Let it rip, bro. I don't fucking care, dude. I don't care. You would you would have loved to dode it, dude. I always talk about it, sat down. This guy, Sasha, sat down wants to buy the wood, and then and then two other dudes sat down,
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and uh and that i didn't know any of them and it was like just a nice conversation sit on the patio and then the waitress is like friends with everyone she'd pop in and and it was like by the end of the evening i was sitting there with like six people who i didn't know but and various shades of of color and race and background well yeah it was great dude and every it was it was great at the end of the night one the one dude the this A guy, ah what's his name?
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can't remember his name. He texted me. Clayton. He's like, i'm um my buddy's trying to get a stand-up show together. And I was like, well, let me know. He's he's thinking about putting together three minutes.
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So, but it was great. So, I don't know. Every time I go there, it's like nice little, like it happens every single time. i'm sitting the other day The other night I was there and I ended up talking to this like great black couple, Zai and Levi.
00:11:02
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And, ah you know, The girl ended up telling me look pretty young for my age. End of story. End fucking story, bro. I know. You should see what my wife gets.
00:11:15
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Because she's 50, and they fucking flip out with her. I wonder if black chicks in St. Louis would like you. What'd they do with your wife? I don't know if they'd vibe with her. she's She's too nice. It's almost suspicious. they'd They'd be fine with me as long as I wasn't...
00:11:32
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getting too lippy but they'd be fine with me they'd be fine i promise you i've been around the block dog but they would dig her because she's nice i'm just saying her look is like what maybe that that maybe what they've been like fuck this has been shoved down our throat our whole lives or something you know yeah they might talk some shit about her about that but uh i love that that's the situation you got there dude Because i think that's my biggest rub right now is just the lack of cultural excitement. And it's a very boring situation here in Littleton, Colorado.
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And and i'm not you know I'm not embellishing. I'm not making this up. But you go to downtown Littleton. you you
Cultural Diversity in Social Life
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know what You know what you're going to get, baby, and it's going to be white. Not bad, though. No, it's not bad. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying I'm bored with the white culture. So, like, what is there to do? Well, I'll go have a craft beer.
00:12:23
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Let's eat. Let's golf. It's just a very small palette of exciting and interesting things to do. That's America, though. It is, well, I don't know, but but America is also this, it should be this melting pot. Like, if you go to some cities, like here, obviously, like I keep talking, well here, I wouldn't say it's super diverse. There's two prominent things going on here.
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It is pretty diverse down where I hang out, but but it's, you know, definitely a lot of lot of white people and a lot of black people. That's what that's what you get here, but that's at least more than what Littleton has to offer. Although you do get a probably decent amount of Hispanics, but they're probably not hanging out at a micro brew in Littleton.
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Maybe. No, maybe there's mother don't know these motherfuckers are working. Yeah. They're working while the fatty whites are mowing down, bro. ah That's interesting, though, too. So why didn't you use your your favorite word dichotomy?
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It's a dichotomy of blacks and whites in St. Louis. Dichotomy. I don't know, but ah I get the idea that everybody is fucking at least at this place is like craving for it. Like, it's not like I'm like, come on, man. Talk to me, black dude. You know, like, I get the idea that we're all like, everyone's like pretty excited to to talk to somebody different.
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You know what i mean? You're like an eager beaver. We're them blacks, baby. Yeah, I'm just trying to prove. Yeah, I just get the idea that everybody is like, oh, that's a little different. Like, i mean, it it probably is the same.
00:13:50
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If you grow up around certain type of people, you probably are like, regardless of how you relate to them, and it's like, oh, it's nice to talk to somebody else or a different thing. So, um but yeah, I mean, it was, so it was me,
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Whatever I am. Sasha, who is actually, I believe he's Japanese, but he was adopted, so he grew up in a white family in Southern California. But he's about to open like an Asian fusion restaurant. Then there was another white dude who was worked at a restaurant. Good looking dude.
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ah he might He might have been gay, because cause someone made a couple jokes like about the wood, and then they pitched it to him. but The only reason I say he might be gay, because he was pretty well well put together. Like a nice shirt on, hair looked good. I'm like, wow, guy takes care of himself. so But also, really nice dude. And then this guy, Trey, who was, ah I would say black, maybe mixed race, but he had like cornrow.
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Uh, had, I think, bra braids, I would say. And then this guy, Paul, is probably like a 62-year-old white guy. He's kind of a clown, but I've known him for years. Always supported comedy. I think retired early, ah um made some good investments. he He occasionally gets hit for, like, consulting, but he's there. And he's friends with all these guys. And then this guy, Clayton, this kind of black dude, mixed-race black dude, who was thinking about doing comedy. And, uh, and it was, like, so, it was very organic.
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Just happened. It's great, man. No women. Because I like smoking. Well, just the waitress, Allison, who's a white girl from outside of Chicago, whose mom's British and her dad is like a badass bowler. And she's like borderline professional bowler.
00:15:25
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how how's how's her body because that's important when we're talking about women it's very important to figure out she's a young like young blonde girl okay takes care of herself but she told you know what she told me the workouts that she does for bowling she almost throws up because you get all your power from your legs and so they do this kind of like functional training really and yeah i was like what are you talking about but But that's that's a fucking, that's more interesting than the the like the different races, right?
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A young girl who who's in who's not like a crazy fucking person or anything, that you'd like not coming out of like trailer park, who's a badass bowler. That's out of left field, right? That is straight out of left field. That's ah that's so interesting. We should spend at least 20 minutes on it. So how do you come to bowling? She grew up in Chicago.
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Yeah, her and her sister, her dad, I think her dad was in the bowling and her dad and and she was like, yeah, he wouldn't let us use bumpers as a kid. And like, it's just like something the dad passed down to them. And then she was like competing on, I guess they had a ah bowling team on their high school and in college. She bowled in college.
00:16:32
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Fucking Midwest. The Midwest, well, they're down to support some real fat people sports, bro. They don't fucking care, bro. Just drink beer, gain weight, and do this thing. Roll a ball.
00:16:44
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Dude, I would tell you my friend Kevin, who owns the bar that i'm talking that I go to, he when he lived in Chicago, he was in a shot per frame league of bartenders. Is that insane?
00:16:55
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It's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I mean, I wouldn't make it to like the fifth frame. Jesus. That only happens in places that get brutally cold.
00:17:08
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Just miserable, cloudy, cold, icy, bullshit weather. Yeah. And then people that that have like trained themselves. You know, when you're at like those guys, bartenders, will they don't get time. So if they're on a busy night, they need to get loose. They'll just hamp do a quick shot of anything and they get and they get good at it. They get used to it. Wow. Wow.
00:17:28
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So it's just so funny, dude. I mean, this sounds like hell. It's probably fun for like a half hour. Everyone's all buzzed and laughing. And then you're probably like half the people are like on the floor.
00:17:40
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ah Anyways, yeah. I don't know how well why we got into that. I didn't come on this show to talk about... me this eclectic thing but what what were you bitching about who we're going after or what what how'd we start there i don't know bud but it's my way it doesn't matter you don't need to keep it on track but it it does make me feel like we're just a part of a piece of shit nation the fact that we have some of these but why why don't don't you get the other way of my story no well that piece of the diversity i think is it cool cool aspects of society that our current administration thinks is total bullshit. They don't want that. They want you circulating with whites and, you know, talking monster truck rally or whatever.
00:18:20
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But there's still, i mean, I will say there's still the, yeah the, there's still the opportunity. This Asian guy wants to do an Asian fusion. the At least at this point in time, there's nothing holding him back.
00:18:32
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He can do it. Like there's nothing holding me back from talking to these people. There's no, right now there's no, it's still, you can still do it legally. i think it's great. I just think that I'm down on America. It's not America's fault. It's mostly my fault.
00:18:50
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We were talking about with Trey, the dude with the with the braids, we were talking about running a little bit. We were all talking about exercise. And so the older guy, the older guy Paul, was just like, I i can't fucking run. I run my dog 100 meters, and I think I did like a half mile, and I'm like, wait, now the distance on my watch says you haven't done shit. But he can ride his bike for a long time. And then...
00:19:12
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trey is like i don't understand people that compete in track and feel like just running for the for the sake of it but then he he he realized like when he runs sprints you bust through like a wall and there's like a euphoric feeling when you're really pressing and like your lungs are bursting and uh you know like yeah that that That was all but it was all it's all like just a normal conversation, which I know for you, considering some of the people who are minorities, it's almost unfathomable.
00:19:40
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but Well, that's what's funny. is We're out here educating America that people are just people. yeah i just think some like The problem is in Colorado.
Minority Views and Social Issues
00:19:51
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is like if somebody If so some of those people you're talking about, Littleton, if they were at the same table, I just have a feeling they would be uncomfortable or think they have to spice it up a little bit you know or or or cater to like what they think the other person wants to hear.
00:20:06
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and you don't i now that i'm you know Now that I've spent so much time, especially doing stand-up now, i'm like i mean it's funny, dude. How many... how many the interaction I've had with so many different people now from doing standup and working like black rooms and, and stuff like that. It's like, there's like nothing to talk about besides whatever the fuck you would normally talk about, you know? Yeah.
00:20:29
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Well, but you know, the, the key point is you're not coming across as uncomfortable with yourself or uncomfortable, uncomfortable with your viewpoints. I don't think I generally am, although I guess around the liberalism piece, because not all black people and people of color are are a liberal.
00:20:46
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They might be, their lifestyle is kind of conservative or religious. and And those are things that I often will attack willy nilly. and But I don't care. I don't care if it's a white person I'm talking to. I did it today on a little coffee meetup.
00:20:58
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Yeah, i don't think I don't think for the most part being gay in the black community is is not that easy either. you know like yeah There's actually some sort of... Wait, how did you get there? Well, you were mentioning that you think black like some black people are actually pretty conservative.
00:21:14
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And I was just saying, yeah, actually, like, not- I'm not just fiscally, but maybe, like, socially. I mean, every community is almost the same. There's a subset of people are like, fucking fags, and then- and then there's most people that are like, whatever, do whatever you want. But- but it's not, like, across the- like, there's- like, we- we think in parallels of everyone that's not straight and white is in this group together. And- and not you and I, but- so you might go out. A gay person and a black person are going through the same thing, so we're grouping together.
00:21:42
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But in those upsets, there's the same device and device is... What's the word? You know what mean? Divisiveness? Yeah, that that you might... Yeah. So, anyways. But yeah, I mean, even the even the same shit... I know I'm going ah off away from your point, but think that the couple that I was talking to, Levi and Zai, they were talking about the hood and shit. Because I was like, is there anything cool like this up up on the north side? And they were like, fuck that.
00:22:07
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And they were just... like I don't fucking hang out in the hood, man. They live up there, but they were... They'll talk as much shit about that some of the shit going down in the hood as any right-wing white person, because they've got to fucking deal with it, you know? yeah So they're just like, fuck those ghetto-ass... They're using languages I could never use with them.
00:22:28
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If I was like, yeah, yeah fuck them, yeah. But I'm just sitting there like, all right. ah you know But it's just funny. so There's no, like, you're right. they the It's like the authentic, like just, just be yourself. Like the authenticity of it.
00:22:45
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Like you, you can't be like shocked by no matter who the fuck you're talking to. No, no. And I'm i'm so signaling my liberal viewpoints always.
00:22:56
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I was getting into taxation today. was just like, yeah, dude, we need to tax these rich motherfuckers. But you're getting pushback? Like in that area? Are you one in a million? No, it just makes people uncomfortable to come on that strong. And I guess it wasn't like I was coming on strong and raising my voice. It was just more of like a matter of fact thing. But I'm okay. You seem excited. It seems like it's good for you. okay with that.
00:23:19
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You seem charged up. Is it the social interaction that's got you just positive? No, I'm just trying to limit the amount of editing we have to do. So instead of like being a dud or a bump on a log, I'm trying to just amp this shit up so I can fucking get that shit. seem happy though. i don't.
00:23:35
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I'm not happy. You're screen froze. So I can't see like, I can't see if, if you're, you're emotional, like you're showing it on your face, but you're not happy. You seem like. No, I'm not happy. I'm not happy. Don't take offense to that.
00:23:47
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I'm over caffeinated, but I'm not happy. What are you upset about right now? Should I even ask? ah Quite a few things, probably. wait let me start here.
00:23:57
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is there any bullshit in your life? Like, oh the roofing guy didn't show. Is there any small scale things that are annoying going on right now? I like when you talk about those. It's it's entertaining. Well, let me take a risk here and hope that my neighbor never listens to this.
00:24:10
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Okay, I'm gonna take a risks. But there is this uncanny timing thing that happens where it doesn't matter if I'm out in front of my house 7.40 AM, 8.52, 11.30, three in afternoon, you get the idea.
00:24:24
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three in the afternoon you get the idea these motherfuckers are out in their driveway and and that's fine. i'm I'm cool saying hi here and there, but every time my wife and i even try to go sit on the the porch and maybe talk about some things that are happening in our life, these motherfuckers are on the driveway, he's tinkering with his car,
00:24:44
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Mostly. Are they older? No, there' they're a little older than us maybe. And they have they have a kid. But somebody's always out there. I could be out there. I'm coming around the corner next to the side of their house.
00:24:57
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I decided to mow really early a couple of days ago because it was ah ah a day that it made sense. Like 7.30. And guess what? These motherfuckers are right there. And it's like, I just don't know if it's what happens is something annoys you and you notice it.
00:25:16
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It's not their fault. I'm the ass wipe. So this is ah a small thing to answer your question that somehow has gotten into my head as is a real problem. Don't you feel like a prisoner? Like I can't go out there because then i got to fucking talk to them. So you just like stay inside. It's exactly it. And it's not their fault. Let me reiterate. They have a right to go out and do whatever the fuck they want on their their driveway. But it is unbelievable. You couldn't believe it. If you came over right now and they're out of town, they're in Europe.
00:25:44
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But if you came over right now and we sat on the porch, somehow those motherfuckers would be in the driveway. Yeah. ah Well, you better enjoy your time. Like they're going to come back. It's going to be the summer. They're going to out there even worse. Probably till 10 o'clock at night. Every night. well Enjoy these weeks or whatever.
00:26:01
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Yeah. Well, they're they're great people. it just It just is something that bothers me. it's So it's it's one of those dumb hangups. That would be one that comes to mind. But I always have these. And that's my own fault. Well, there's one.
00:26:12
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But it looks like you're going to get a reprieve. the other The other thing that's driving me crazy is just the greed that's running through society right now. Every day that I see the stock market go up, I am more angry.
00:26:24
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And this is just weird, right? Every day that I see this piece of shit go up, I go, fuck society, fuck America, fuck everything. And that is a weird thing to think, is it not?
00:26:35
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It's just... it's um you I think maybe you might have talked to me about this around here. Like some of it seems to be bothering you is like it's unfathomable that it's just skyrocketing up.
00:26:46
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and It's like negative news comes out. This comes out that and nothing phases it until until something drastic is going to happen maybe. But like I'm reading a headline right now that says US new home sales fall ah fall in April, basically 6.2% decline. It doesn't matter.
00:27:01
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Market's still cranking. We just bombed Iran this morning again. War's not gonna end anytime soon. Still going. yeah Yeah, right. It's like the real people don't matter.
00:27:13
Speaker
Just a digital numbers matter. Real people, fuck it. if If there was a chemical fire in all of Detroit and it just melted a bunch of fuckers, nope.
Economic Observations and Theories
00:27:23
Speaker
Stock market rises. We know that Detroit's gonna issue new new bonds, municipal bonds. We're gonna buy in on those. Yeah, people will be like, what's the play on the fire? What's the angle?
00:27:34
Speaker
But doesn't that, I mean, somebody would would flip side you there, a devil's advocate, like, well, it's good. The market's resilient and big enough to absorb smaller trends. But ah you think it's more, no, it's just greed and people are just trying to ah load up the bucket as much as they can until it until it collapses.
00:27:53
Speaker
Yeah, I don't really know what the broader situation is there and why. People try to write about it. i sort of scoff at it, but it's my ah it's my own hang-up here. i'm I'm making a case of my own psychological issues. But that weighs on you, you're telling me. Every day, every fucking day I see the positive sign, which, as you know, i think the market has gone up something absurd in the entire month of May. Which is good for you, right? Yeah.
00:28:21
Speaker
I guess, but it had no reason to. And it, uh, I just mean as an investor, like the market doing well is good. Yes, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course. ah At least on paper in the short term. Right.
00:28:33
Speaker
But, I don't know why that gets to me. Most people would be happy. Well, is it because you'd like to see maybe if the political policies that you disagree with Like you think that there should be some failure based on their failure and you're not seeing it. So then it only back, it makes people think that things are doing, being done the right way.
00:28:54
Speaker
Of course. Absolutely. Good point. Yeah, of course. The, the, some of the things that are the norms that have been trashed in our country and then, just sort of our distance on the global stage makes me feel like we're a failing power and it should be reflected in our financial system. And maybe it'll take time for that to happen, which a lot of people are arguing that that will be the case. But right now it's is extremely frustrating. When you have a president that acts that crazy to see things going bananas in the positive direction financially, it's like, that just doesn't make sense.
00:29:27
Speaker
What do I know, Dude, your boy... i was I've been running lately. By by the way, dude, I keep telling people this, I'm probably like, shut the fuck up dork. We don't care. But like, i always feel better just across the board when I start running.
00:29:44
Speaker
Like actual jogging. I did do some sprints, but like, I don't know why everything falls into place. I sleep better. I have, like I'm not stressed. Uh, and I, and like, there's, you know, some people tell you, no, jogging is actually not good for you whatever. And I'm like, it seems like for me it is, I'm like, I don't really care anymore. What people say. Yeah. do it So I'm running, but I, but the point is that I listened to, I don't know why, but it came on and I listened to it. Your boy Tucker Carlson had this economist on.
00:30:14
Speaker
And it's fucking crazy. If everything he said was true, what he's talking about, why why these wars, you know, World War I, World War two like these were created events and all this terrible stuff. But basically he he was saying that you can correlate what we're doing now is because the rise of power in China. And so going after Venezuela and Iran is basically to like...
00:30:34
Speaker
you know, the real way to get to like someone is to cut off their, their access to energy. And that's, that's really what's up here. Do you believe that? Or did you that resonate?
00:30:46
Speaker
Yeah, I think so. As much as anything else. Fuck, you think there's a positive in it? Where like, no, we're going after dictators? or like No, I didn't think there was any positive in that particular action. I actually think we're looking increasingly weaker.
00:31:01
Speaker
And we're demonstrating that we have a military from the 19th century. That Iran is getting so much more leverage over the situation than we ever anticipated. So I don't think China's going, ooh, goddamn, the US is tough.
00:31:16
Speaker
It's, I mean, but it's not a bad, if you, if you're like, well, we gotta, we need to control inputs. You, you know, kind of makes sense, doesn't it? To go after some of the, the, the bigger oil, um, like oil sources in the world.
00:31:31
Speaker
Sure. Logically that, that would make sense, but it's a different era. So I don't know, man. I think that the Chinese have been smarter over the last decade than the, the U S has been. Uh, that's clear to me. They've, yeah they've electrified their country. They, they actually had a,
00:31:46
Speaker
2 billion barrels of oil stored so they're not not in a rush here but no you would you should listen this episode the guy that uh it there is a lot of stuff about it that makes sense besides that that's not like wasn't the real main point of it but yeah just the way that things have happened over the last hundred years is is pretty crazy like people people willing to just accept the fact that millions of people are going to die to basically accomplish some initiatives, you know, like the power brokers is is pretty nuts.
00:32:19
Speaker
not Not like that shocking, but you know. Yeah. That's interesting in terms of like, you've heard of the phrase neocons, neocon Republicans who...
00:32:31
Speaker
The use of force across the globe, they feel like is in the best interest of the US. And so they they they calculate the carnage and damage that might be done from a more greatest good for all perspective around we're going to keep the the world safe. We're going to like keep deterrent major deterrents at bay because we're showing these smaller expeditions, to use Trump's terms, excursions of force.
00:32:56
Speaker
they yeah they They think that that's ah a meaningful way to keep the world safe. I don't know if I agree with that, but. Oh, dude, you just reminded me. A lot of what he was talking about has is that the IMF is like really a way to oppress smaller countries and have them sort of like controlled through debt and and that kind of stuff and and he's always you know he's an economist i mean i didn't really look into his background that much but he was saying that he was advising like thailand or some of these places that already had robust good economies themselves and then the um imf the international monetary fund go in the world bank and
00:33:33
Speaker
and try to like rearrange how they do things so that they're like beholden to them and so he's like don't do it you don't need to you have your own economy you don't have to be part of everything else and then yeah i don't know i think you start talking about digital currency and how that how they can control stuff through that which i think you're already worried about it's ah it's pretty interesting but what but what was was it sounds like a uh conspiratorial take that's what That's why you should listen. I don't think it is. Just like an economist who's... He was like like saying certain... ah he's He really was like talking about how the British have have been like terrible throughout history. And they're like their tactics have been pretty rough. But a lot of the basis for for free market economy and some of that stuff is based on some British economist that... that are Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:19
Speaker
you know but it's everything the way it is now everything's sort of catered to like how the how the people in power want it so it'll be like free market economies are great but there' there'll be a little side you know like a twist somewhere in it which so it's like it's actually only benefiting a subset or something like that so yeah i think the most fascinating piece of all of it is like the the really what people are willing to do i don't think i have it in me but maybe i do If I can justify a case for like maximum force and destruction of other human beings based upon this mostly false narrative of my own security and the security of my people, that's a powerful thing to walk around the world saying this is for national security and I'm going to do these things. You can do everything from sanctions, other financial levers.
00:35:11
Speaker
If you're in power, it's shocking what people are willing to do to other people. It's shocking. And I don't know if I could get there. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, this guy's talking about like some of the major fa famines in the world, like the potato famine, and are were orchestrated for the most part. like There was no shortage of potatoes in Ireland. Just British policy made them export all the all their food and shit. So that's like...
00:35:38
Speaker
crazy you know like I don't think I could get there you could might be like well I'll i'll cut corners to make some money myself or something but like I don't think I can get there and then a lot of the shit like concentration camps and stuff were actually like British inventions I think this guy is from Bavaria though so there might have been I i might he might be like fuck the British there's probably still a little German pride in there but I don't doubt I don't doubt the British I mean just read any of the history they were some sick Fox yeah like Fox if he was like if they couldn't win like if they didn't just win some of these battles then they're like they resort to other shit like yeah like get all the women and children together in this in an area and start raping and killing them until you're sick yeah
00:36:20
Speaker
yeah there's so Which is so funny that they have this sort of pompous accent that makes them feel intellectual and or come across intellectual, and yet they were like the biggest Viking heathen motherfuckers on the planet. They're intellectual in the in a sense of like, yeah, being smart about being evil.
00:36:41
Speaker
What's your impression on Russians? What's your impression of the Russians? I feel like... Just laid back, chill guys, you know? don't do anything. Have you ever know any Russians? I met one the other day, came over to fix my oven.
00:36:55
Speaker
Was he funny as fuck? No, was. lot of those people are... You think they're like the most serious, but they're funny as shit. He was so serious. They're most, i don't know, I've met a lot of people from, like, you know, some of the, like, former Yugoslavian countries I worked with, a ah Serbian guy. There's a lot of, like, Bosnians in St. Louis.
00:37:16
Speaker
I don't know why, but they all they all came here. and there's so there's a lot of people from former Yugoslavia countries, Yugoslavic countries, and russians chris johnson's wife is russian and so bosnia was like the 90s right so that issue yeah with slobodan and they've been they've been here but that was a mess that civil war was a mess him this guy elvin who i worked with he was like i remember talking him one day i like he was like ah walking around the office like like people calling him frankenstein just stone-faced fucking dude and then i got to know him funniest fucking dude ever and uh
00:37:52
Speaker
Like, but he was telling me the the war, the Civil War was like, I'm like, how close was it to you guys? And he was like, see where you're standing right there? There were like ah there was a gunfight outside my my sister and I's bedroom.
00:38:03
Speaker
And then my dad got out we got us to the border and we like we ran out of money. And they were like, no, you can't come like to cross over into Germany or something. And someone gave him like 20 bucks or whatever. they qui and And that's the only reason they got out.
00:38:15
Speaker
and But like people were getting killed and raped and all sorts of shit. And and it was down. And we intervened and we intervened mostly because they're sort of pale complexion type people.
00:38:26
Speaker
Because we want good good basketball players. Yeah, we intervened in that pretty pretty heavily. I thought the US did. But we'll let the Congo fucking civil war for... I think it it was the white. were yeah But it that was a fucking mess. I mean, because they were like my this guy Elvin, he's Muslim. He's a white Muslim.
00:38:46
Speaker
Which is pretty funny. I think his wife was working for the FBI, the CIA, cause she could, she, she's like a good agent for them. But, uh, yeah, you might be right. But, ah but also at the time it was looked at as like, uh, a Soviet, yeah, Cold War type stuff. Cold War stuff.
00:39:02
Speaker
it's it's shocking what we're allowing happening with Ukraine. I know a lot of people want to hear us talk about these world events, so I'm going to just keep going. And they want our perspective on race too. I think that's important to point out as well. But that this this was shot is shocking what's happening. And and ah the US is just being a complete fucking idiot.
00:39:22
Speaker
I don't know. It's hard to be like, ah You know, we didn't put ourselves in a situation where it's hard to point fingers about, uh, Ukraine or Taiwan. It's like, everybody's doing it. All the world power's got one. Let's throw one in the pot. Huh? Exactly. like Let's get to, but China can bring us to our knees if they go after Taiwan in the AI race. Cause the chips don't come out of anywhere else, man.
00:39:47
Speaker
Yeah. and It's TSMC and some other companies. And I guess there's a chip plant being built in Arizona, or maybe they already built it. But like I don't know what happens if China says, ah, we'll take Taiwan.
00:39:58
Speaker
Well, they risk a war with us if they somehow stop the chip flow.
Global Power Dynamics and Concerns
00:40:05
Speaker
But do you think... Is that not already like done, like ah anything? I mean, you have the chip flow, but like, I don't know your phone, like everything's coming out of China.
00:40:14
Speaker
Right. Well, in this case, we're talking about the, I think in Taiwan, they manufacture like Nvidia's, uh, chips that you would use for just agentic level AI, like really high powered AI stuff and not your sorry ass phone.
00:40:29
Speaker
Uh, that can come out of Arkansas as far as I know, but, yeah but yeah, no, it would really. I think, though, that gives me more. i mean, China couldn't.
00:40:40
Speaker
like if Both sides would would be severely fucked if they stopped doing business with the other side at this point. Yeah. China has a lot to lose as well. yeah yeah It's not in their interest, but I think what happens psychologically is as you lose control over critical aspects of your supply chain and of your economy,
00:40:59
Speaker
economic security, you begin to act more like a Russia. ah you Maybe, I'm just speculating. You potentially could act more crazy. And that's what increases the probability of conflict. In my humble opinion, Matthew.
00:41:15
Speaker
This guy was also saying that, ah yeah, China, the last 40 years of growth has been is because of something this guy Ping or something like that. And they're it's been like the biggest...
00:41:28
Speaker
you know, economic growth in history and that it's taken 800 million people out of poverty and it's because they had a commitment to actual growth. And, uh, and actually that's not a, like he had to change policies cause they have that, you know, the idea of controlling your population is not a, it's not good for growth, stuff like that, where they had the one child thing and all that.
00:41:47
Speaker
So there's been ah commitment to growth that which, and but not everybody you would think everyone is interested interested in that. Not everyone is. no. i would I would love if we had some intelligent listeners that somehow interacted with us and told us how much of a full of shit we were. And they're just like, hey, piece of shit. And they use that phrase just ah to like grow the show. Hey, Lance, you're a piece of shit because, and this, this, and this about the financialization of the US. So yeah, I mean, I recognize both of us talk out of our ass. I mean, that's part of the the motto of the show is you you're a real human who thinks they know something and,
00:42:25
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00:43:14
Speaker
Sir, is that what you think of? I did a show with a girl named Sequoia. ah so Sequoia is like a big tree, right? A Sequoia? Yeah. Yeah, it's a big tree.
00:43:27
Speaker
No, she's, well, normal-sized woman, I would say. She she's ah she has a shaved head. And I did a little guest spot on ah on a three-man show, which was Sequoia, another black dude named Tony, and a very funny headliner named J.B. Buchanan.
00:43:45
Speaker
That's great. Yeah, he was he was dope. um but what do you What do you think of—I just want to knock you right off this comedy bullshit. What do you think of ah white dudes' bodies overall?
00:43:59
Speaker
ah I mean, there's there's a lot of different different ones. I am in St. Louis, so I've seen some jank out there. ah Because sometimes we'll go to women and we'll trash women's bodies. And and ah I actually, i think women are, dude, I think women are way more powerful and more resilient than are pieces of shit. So I'm going to lay off women. If you want to get back on them and sexualize them like I did previously with the the black girl butts, that's up to you, buddy. But I want to, I want to really go after men. Wow.
00:44:33
Speaker
What a guy you are. Uh, I don't, I mean, i will say though, you said white men. there definitely, anybody can let it go get, anyone can let it go, but don't white men.
00:44:49
Speaker
Their arms are not as defined. Would you agree with that? Just generally. Out of the box. I don't know about that. Really?
00:45:01
Speaker
Well, I'm trying to think of why. But I'm not going to answer that question because all roads don't lead to good answers you know that I want to go public with. Okay. So... ah is it yeah i mean you're I think you're right in general. like if what At the top shelf of each race, like who can get really cut up?
00:45:21
Speaker
is that Because I would say even maybe black dudes can get more cut than even Asian guys, who I have at the top of the mountain, as I mentioned. Asian people have quads like you wouldn't believe for some reason. That's true. They get nice quads. yeah they're like They got those like power lifting quads.
00:45:37
Speaker
ah Yeah, brothers brothers have more titties, dude. The the black brothers- Nice packs? No, just sloppy titties sometimes. Dumpy tits, yeah. Yeah, they get dumpy. They get a little bit more of that.
00:45:50
Speaker
They wear well, though. They've got better- Wait, the traps, you know, the neck, whatever that muscle is that connects to your neck, are fantastic.
00:46:00
Speaker
A lot honkeys have pretty good backs, like the lat area. I think you're scott it's going away though, dude. Everyone's going to be dumpy pieces of shit in the next like hundred years as people do less and less, you know?
00:46:14
Speaker
but But there's nothing worse than a a white white guy with no can, just like no ass, not a semblance of it. that's I think that's the differentiator, actually. Like when people get fat, black dude and black woman probably at least going to have some ass to like balance out their gut and everything. That's true. You'll get redneck white guy that's got like his ass almost like morphed into his gut.
00:46:37
Speaker
where it's it's almost like he has less ass with the gut than he even did before. that's that's the like you got If you're going to be big, you kind of get need to go all the way with it. Yeah, it's like the gut eats the ass. It's like sucking the muscle yeah back up to its belly. it's That's the advantage that that the brother has. That's true. They keep the booty, and especially the black woman. it It really all goes there, and that's still appealing, and that's what I think gives them an advantage over the long haul of a normal human life. And they, yeah, and they've made, they've embraced it in the culture as as a positive, which makes sense because that's a a place that really can get that deck hard. Yeah,
00:47:20
Speaker
exactly. exactly Stupid conversation.
00:47:26
Speaker
Just take it, dude. You bring up the topic and I'm not going to back down. Let's just keep going. You were meant for improv, That's because you're always yes and. You're like, yes and.
Comedy and Improvisation
00:47:37
Speaker
Dude, I got it i have a show tomorrow night.
00:47:40
Speaker
i kind of I wouldn't say i got bored, but i just like I've been feeling just kind of like, ah, fuck, silly. Just trying to say stupid shit on stage in between these bits that I'm working on.
00:47:50
Speaker
Because i i guess I went through the full range of emotions where I'm like, gotta gotta fucking book shows and get this and get into like competitive spirit of meeting people. and but And then I'm like, what am I doing? Why do I care? So then I went fully 180 where it's just like, fuck this. But then I'm then i'm like, no, no, don't just go fuck this. But don't worry about it so much. Just have fun with it.
00:48:10
Speaker
And so I've been trying to do a little more silly improv shit or or like write two or three jokes an hour before I go on. yeah Just working the muscle. Yeah.
00:48:22
Speaker
I mentioned before the show last night, i I, I, it was like at this place called St. Charles, little pretty white area, very more conservative. And I was like, how's everybody doing? Where my gays at? Make some noise. And of course, no one's gonna fucking, that was my opener. No one's gonna start clapping. Even if you were gay, you wouldn't be like, wo yeah. oh god and i just love it because no one they don't know it's the open mic like they everyone sucks and so they don't they think that i sat there and was like all right i got a good one i got a good opener right all right yeah they're probably at home right now talking about like god that guy sucked uh that reminds me of a guy they used to do at the local open mic for music
00:49:06
Speaker
And this guy gets up at the, sorry, at the open mic for music, they could, they could co-mingle comedians in there. And this guy gets up and he's like, I work at a carpet floor store.
00:49:20
Speaker
Do you want to fuck me? That's his line.
00:49:25
Speaker
He was the most awkward motherfucker ever. I think they stopped comedy shortly after him. But I actually told him. I like it. I told him that was a pretty good joke. I was doing something like that. not Not that blunt, but talking about the hotel I'm staying at and and basically saying the same thing in and a more creative way. Yeah, but you're not borderline autistic. Okay, so this was more of a really awkward human being.
00:49:48
Speaker
was it an It wasn't an act? he didn't I asked him. He didn't even write that joke because the rest was just... there and There's no nothing to laugh at. But his friend wrote him that joke.
00:49:59
Speaker
and But he was... Yeah, he was an Asperger's motherfucker. you know he was He was out there. Dude, there's a lot of that. There's a really funny dude who who talks about his autism a lot. and But he's very creative. you know Funny guy. but yeah There's a lot of people...
00:50:18
Speaker
got some issues on the comedy scene i've realized that's why i won't do it i think i'd be a highly annoying comedian like one that a lot of like two people like and and eight really hate like death threat hate well if that if you could get that going i mean something's happening but death threat hate yeah that that would be good most people are just like hey a You don't see like, you don't see too many people get stirred, get their emotions stirred up in such a, they just don't, they just don't react, you know?
00:50:50
Speaker
But I would, if you if you could do that and get people that death threat you, I would be pretty impressed. Well, I was a joke. I see I'm already bad. Terrible. I'm saying you couldn't just, even if you went up and started making racial slurs, you probably wouldn't, it would have to be like real creative to get death threats. I think.
00:51:11
Speaker
Really? If you just got up and for three straight minutes repeated the N-word. Well, it maybe if you went after people in the crowd and we're and we're calling them all sorts of names and shit. like or What really gets people pissed off is if you're sort of aggressively hitting and disrespecting on their they're women. So maybe you could do that.
00:51:33
Speaker
But if I went up and just went for three minutes, N, N, N, n and and I think it would be so crazy.
00:51:46
Speaker
It'd probably be funny, but one of those dudes would be like, no, man, you can't do that fucking shit and then go after you. Well, if you if you if that happened, then you went into like, well, what are you going to do about it? And that might get it going. OK, but still for a white guy to get up and repeat that word for three straight minutes. Wow. There's a hell of a lot of commitment in there and it's actually pretty funny. It's bad. Would you agree it's bad?
00:52:13
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it just that the way you're talking. I've seen people joke about that word or or say that word in white people, white comics, women, and and watch black people laugh hysterically, but but in a very creative, funny way. I know that's not what you're talking about here. Oh, yeah. Can I get that passed so I can say the end? They do that stuff.
00:52:34
Speaker
I'm not talking about that. and okay I'm just talking about somebody who just has a funny fucking joke about it. And nobody can deny it, that it's funny because it's so good. they're not Actually, it's the opposite, I think. They're not asking for permission. And and in that confidence, ah you know, in the funny joke.
00:52:53
Speaker
I'm trying to think of an example, but I just want to say it so bad. that now I'm kidding. ah Yeah. But you're you're really not even talking about doing joke. You're just talking about going up there and... And repeatedly saying, are you want to wrap that up into a joke?
00:53:09
Speaker
what rightly yeah I actually, some of the comedy I enjoy the most is a comedy that sort of tortures people's senses.
00:53:19
Speaker
That's why I did some of those commercials. It's just, it's sort of, it's highly annoying and it's so frustrating that it comes back around to being funny. Yeah, I don't know if, i think everyone liked, i don't know if everyone was ready to kill you.
00:53:31
Speaker
But what what's the name of that comedian? Andy Kaufman. Yeah, Andy Kaufman did some really. Antagonizing. Abrasive, antagonizing, repetitive nonsense that was hailed as genius in the future, or later, in in the and in the real time, it was like, fuck this guy.
00:53:49
Speaker
Yeah. Like that creating that awkward tension and just holding it and like not not not ever releasing it. Nah, I'm just kidding anything. Just holding it until to the point where people are like, fuck you, man. So I go up for three minutes and say, and, and, and it's filmed. It's you know all over the country. And then 30 years later, genius.
00:54:10
Speaker
30 years later, i'm i'm caught um I'm finally something good happened in my life. I'm about to be famous. the People realize I did the podcast with you, and I get fucking sent back to the minor leagues because of your N-bomb rampage one night at the Littleton Pub. Wreck it happen.
00:54:28
Speaker
No, I wouldn't do that, but it still would be funny to watch some other white dude do that. Dude, I have my, ah this is, ah you might, I'm sure you met this guy. This guy named Ben Kronberg, who's ah a Denver comic. who Who was, I don't know, what I've kind of've lost touch him, but he was kind of blowing up back when I was still doing stand-up.
00:54:48
Speaker
and But when he left Denver, he got into like some big comedy festivals and got some representation, and there was all all sorts of heat on him. But there was this show on Colfax on Tuesday nights after the Comedy Works opened, Mike, at ah the Lion's Lair.
00:55:02
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Wasn't a lion's lair. I love the lair though. We did. Yeah, there was a lion's lair, but no, that was Monday night. Tuesday night was a, fuck, another place. It's okay. Charlie's. Squire. Is it Squire place? Yeah. I've heard Squire. lounge. Yeah.
00:55:16
Speaker
Charlie's was the gay bar. ah Probably. Sounds gay. And Club Detour. Club Detour. That was the lesbian bar. Yeah. back Squire Lounge. So when he left the Squire Lounge, he was like moving out to LA, I think. He did an ironic, ah you would have loved it.
00:55:34
Speaker
Ironic goodbye. I had already moved, but I heard about it. So he was thanking different groups of people, but using the slur. So I'd be like, I'd like to thank all the N's and like hard R and everything. So he was doing that and a black dude heard him.
00:55:48
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And fucking had a gun. and And was like some crazy fucker walking down Colfax at ah midnight on a Tuesday. and was like what'd you say and all this shit nobody got killed but but it was like a legendary event that's what ultimately that's what you want right well no that's what could happen that's not what i want i was asking what would happen yeah and but even that was was funny he when he told me about it he was like well i was just thought it was funny to to be super and kind and thankful but then use a terrible word i'd like to you know i really appreciate all the f's who hang out here and uh so
00:56:24
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Yeah, Ben Kronberg, dude, he has, the I think, the Denver Comedy Lounge. You should go up there, dude. You guys should workshop. ah Yeah, workshop some, ah what do you call it, mentally ill, racist comedy.
00:56:37
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that's the That's how the story ends. He's back in Denver. So maybe maybe that ran out. Probably did. Yeah. Anyways. Well, we're at we're a melting pot. we We'll all come together eventually, won't we?
00:56:52
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I'm trying to, dude. I'm trying to come together right now. Yeah. oh All right. I got to go back to work. This is a this is the longest longest you've let this run for a while.
00:57:05
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Well, what's nice about it is your fucking computer didn't freeze. Oh, I would like to thank you and in front of our listener for the money for the Roots Down Fund. Oh, yeah, for sure. got your donation. You're the first one in. Well, Wildwood Edges kicked some money in, too, but you're the first first individual who kicked money in. I do appreciate it, and the forest appreciates it.
00:57:27
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Yeah. I have not checked who's listening or if anyone is, but it wouldn't shock me if there were zero at this point. There's not, I know there's more than zero because because some people have told me they still listen.
00:57:39
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Well, they could be full of shit. But I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm not reaching out to them asking if they're listening. So if they are just being nice, they're going out of their way to be nice for something they don't need to be nice about.
00:57:51
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Well, what do you think they want from you? Well, every once's while they'll talk about what we're talking about. Okay, but what do you think they're sacrificing their own their other free time to listen to this fucking thing? Do they want something out of you? Do they want to relate to you better, have a closer friendship?
00:58:09
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What's their motivation? Well, let's just the elephant in the room. we We all know we're talking about Marty, right? Our listener. I don't know, but I hadn't talked to Marty in maybe a year.
00:58:22
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And he was like, yeah, I'm a little behind, but but thanks for the shout out. I heard you talking about me and I was listening to you guys while I was mowing my lawn. Okay. And he's going, he he actually wants, he's going through, I believe a job transition. i don't know if he got fired or quit.
00:58:37
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He never liked the place and was like, I love listening to you guys when I'm going through shit or something because it's, I can relate to it or something like that. So what does he want from us? just the Just the place to rest his hat, you know? We're essentially a rocking chair for his ears where he can just,
00:58:53
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well my My friend Tom, you know Tom. he ah what to do I know Tom? He listened to, don't know, he probably hit three in a row, and he liked them. Which Tom? Who's Tom? I met Tom at a hoops game?
00:59:06
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You know Tom, yeah. I mean, we don't need to call out his last name, dude, but he listened to Single-Minded Fools, and luckily they have it worse. A couple other of those. Is that recent? You don't know what I'm talking about because you don't even look at the titles, dude, so.
00:59:21
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Well, i can't, I don't have, I mean, we've done it. What are we at? 200 episodes? now not two hundred hundred and fifty No, That's three years. We're at probably 80 episodes maybe. Yeah, I'm not sure, but, uh, I don't know what the title this will be. We've been doing this for three years.
00:59:38
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with seniors it'll be three years in october so we're with all the with the other episode one yes we're coming up on 150 episodes let's say so i don't have them all cataloged in my head by name my my apologies you went that deep fumbling around for the statistics to deliver that joke that's why open it's not a joke are fucking sucking bro Yeah, you're probably right.
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but But I don't care. ah i just don't care. that Which is how you gotta be, man. That's how you got to be.
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