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Speaker: What's up cocksuckers? This is Eric and welcome to Neighborhood Vibes. I'm here in the Alcove neighborhood checking out who's sucking and fucking. I'm kidding guys.
Speaker: That's just a little podcast icebreaker. This show is actually about taking a deep dive into what's new in the neighborhood. You know I like to go deep fellas.
Speaker: On today's episode, we're going to be checking out Mike's new retaining wall. Mike lives at 44 Alcove Street and he recently finished building a retaining wall in his front yard.
Speaker: I'm going to walk over and talk to him.
Speaker: While I walk over to Mike's house, let me talk some shit. What the hell is happening with the Wilson kid on Chestnut Lane? I think his name is Aiden. Why does he always wear biker shorts and a tank top?
Speaker: I never see him riding a bike either. Is this some non-binary shit? I'm trying to be curious, but Aiden looks to be bi-curious.
Speaker: What up, Mike? Hey, Eric. What's with the retaining wall, bro? What do you mean? I mean, why did you build it? Um, we were having trouble maintaining the grass on this hill.
Speaker: Water would run down the hill and the grass would die. So you decided to get up inside that ass with a retaining wall? I guess so. What was happening at the bottom of the hill, Mike?
Speaker: Was the grass down there getting all wet and sticky? Well, it was getting a little saturated and there was some soil erosion. Wet-ass grass, Mike. Sounds like it would be a good thing.
Speaker: I right, ladies? It looks like you bought interconnecting concrete blocks to build your wall. What did you do to prepare the land beforehand? I had to dig a small trench and move some dirt around.
Speaker: You had to pound the Earth's ass, right, bro? I guess, man. I had to make room for the blocks and then level things out with dirt. I also had to adjust the irrigation system.
Speaker: Fucking boring, Mike. How many concrete blocks did you manhandle? Maybe 200. That's a lot of concrete blocks. Did you rub your dick on them when they were delivered?
Speaker: Is this for your podcast? Are you recording? Chill, Mike. I'm just cracking jokes. How long did this project take? It took me a couple days to dig and get the blocks placed. It was pretty tiring.
Speaker: What does Candace think of this new retaining wall? She likes it. She wants to have a little flower bed at the top over here. I see, Mike. Candace wants to showcase her garden.
Speaker: Yeah, boy. Whatever, Eric. I've got to go. Suit yourself, Mike. Your retaining wall bores the fuck out of me anyway.
Speaker: Alright folks, Mike is a total cock blocker, but we still got the lowdown in Alcove. I'll see you knob fuckers next week on Neighborhood Vibes.
