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I Absoultely Love It
22 Plays10 days ago
Chips and Salsa! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
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Transcript
Introduction to the Show
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I'm Jeff Unger, and welcome to I Absolutely Love It.
Chips and Salsa Enthusiasm
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On today's show, we explore my love of chips and salsa. I absolutely love chips and salsa. I've put a few Mexican restaurants out of business by gobbling up all the free chips and salsa.
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muorrdo Wait staff at most restaurants no longer ask me if I want more chips and salsa. They just fill me up every time they walk by. absolutely love chips and salsa.
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I know it, they know it, and now you know it.
Humor on Chips and Salsa History
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Stupid bitch.
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chips and salsa are a mexican culinary mystery how is salsa made and what's in it i have no idea i know it's tangy i know it's salty and i know it sizzles on my tongue and what the heckcker chips how do they make them i have no idea i know they're crunchy i know they're salty and you better believe i know how to dip them into salsa nice stupidy though
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Nobody really knows the origin of chips and salsa. I asked my friend Hector and he said,
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don't fucking know Jeff.
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If I had to guess, I think the great Hernán Cortés brought chips and salsa to the Valley of Mexico in the 1500s. Some say Cortés slaughtered and starved 100,000 or more Aztecs by spreading smallpox and terrorism across the empire.
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But my guess is the Aztecs got distracted by chips and salsa.
Conclusion on Universality of Enjoyment
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Gringo de mierda.
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I guess it really doesn't matter, because in the here and now, we all get to enjoy chips and salsa. I'm Jeff Unger, and I absolutely love chips and salsa.
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Until next time, live how you live and love what you love.