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Ep. 260 – Everyone Is “Beef Jerky” to Milo Yiannopoulos
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Boy, the last two weeks have been insane on both a personal and a national level! So we’re discussing the details and implications of the latest Epstein files drop, and then taking a look at a scandal that is threatening the careers of several “trad” conservative grifters, as well as the voracious predator that stocks them day and night… Milo.
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Elijah Schaefer's Turmoil: Personal and Professional Chaos
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Elijah Schaefer's drinking, drug taking and extramarital affairs have been relentless for the duration of his marriage. A union hastily arranged once he decided to pursue a conservative media career.
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And this is where it's like you just have to go, okay, this is a malicious man. He is is out to wreck this guy. One thing hasn't changed from Schaefer's days as a youth pastor.
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He's still like things shoved up his bum. Dude, Milo is desperately trying to claw his way back up to the top. And he's not doing a good job. He's on the top for me.
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He's my favorite one. He's your favorite top to your bottom? Exactly.
Sam and Casey's Personal Challenges
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Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Growing Up Christian. I'm Sam. And I'm Casey. And as some of you may noticed ah may have noticed, we missed an episode last week. um We had a lot going on.
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I had an entire house full of vomiting humans. And... Casey had to get emergency surgery for his dog. So we could not line up a time to get anything done.
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And that's okay because priorities. um But I don't know how, dude. I didn't get sick, but I cleaned up puke for two days straight.
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And it's so funny, dude, the difference between like my kids. So what happened okay what happened was like, um I think it was Monday morning.
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I brought my daughter. i brought my kids. My kids get on the bus at my in-laws. So i I bring them there on my way to work. And I dropped the kids off the night before my daughter was saying she doesn't feel great, but she does that sometimes. So no.
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Yeah. I mean, I wasn't thinking too much of it. The next morning, she seemed okay. um Not like 100%, but nothing to be like. She didn't have a fever.
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i was like, so yeah, we'll we'll go to school. Dropped the kids off. My mother-in-law lets my wife know that my daughter stayed home. She's like she's not feeling good at all.
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And I didn't know if it was one of those things that kids do where it's like, dad's not going to buy this shit, but grandma certainly will. um But she's not really one to try to get out of school. So usually ah it's like, all right, she, there was a time where she would do that because of some issues going on at school and having a lot of anxiety. So,
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Um, but she's been, this whole school year has been awesome for her. So I was like, I guess she's really not feeling good. Um, and she kept but talking about her throat bothering her. Um, and it was sore. So we're like, it's probably strep. Let's I left to work early. i was like, well, you know, I'll pick her up, bring the doctors, get antibiotics, whatever. Um, like five minutes before I get to that, to pick her up, she throws up all over the place. And, um,
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But she's she's chill about it. like this This girl is fine when she gets sick. um it's just It happens. She rallies. She's good. Bring her the doctor. Dude, as soon as we walk into the waiting room, like I check in.
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We go to sit down, and she just barfs all over the waiting room floor. I was like that. no u Yeah.
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And it wasn't real. but I mean, she hadn't eaten anything. She'd just been drinking water. So it was just like, It was like a dog. Yeah, it was. Except for the dog drinks too fast. It was clear.
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It was like just sprayed out, just clear, straight up like water and a little bit of stomach bile. So anyway, not everything came back negative. Flu, COVID, strep, whatever. So they're like, yeah, it's just like it's just a stomach flu.
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um We got home. My son ends up throwing up that night. But dude, this is what kills me. is well, I'll get to that in a second. And then, so I'm dealing with them all night. ah My wife's not feeling good now. She ends up throwing up at like four in the morning.
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um And she was going to call, like I was going to go to work. It was funny because like a little bit before, like that night, she was like, so if you end up getting sick, like I'll go to work and you can call out and stay home with the kids. I'm like, yeah, that sounds awesome.
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ah But Then she throws up and she's like, do you think you can call out tomorrow? I don't think I can take care of the kids. i was like, oh, wow. Have the tables turned. But who cares? It's easy to call. it Actually, it's really easy for me to call out. like It's harder for my wife to call out because she actually teaches a classroom.
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um I'm an adjustment counselor. so i like I can just make up stuff the the rest of the days I'm there. like I don't have to be with the same kids all day. it no one takes i don't have to I don't need a sub. It's really easy for me to call out for a day. um So that was fine. but It I that the night that night, though, like my son sucks at being sick. He's fucking terrible at it. And like so the first time he throws up, we give them the bowls, right? Everyone goes to bed with a big ass bowl.
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And this kid's like arms fully extended, elbows locked, like butt up in the air. hanging his head over the bowl at like, you know, however long his arms are to two feet. I don't know i don't how don't know fucking long his arms are. And he's not even trying to get in the bowl. He's just spraying vomit around the bowl all over the place.
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And just like screaming, like scream crying. He's like, Oh, yeah And it finally, I'm like, put your head in the bowl. And he like tilts his head down and vomits behind the bowl.
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And he just can't get close to it. He's eight. Look, just... look just I don't know. I was, I have some empathy. like a egg I was so bad at being sick when I was his age. So I get it. um But then ends up throwing up three times that night in his bed, misses the bowl all three times, just vomit straight onto his sheets.
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And so i'm I'm up till like three in the morning, just washing sheets, scraping fucking puke chunks off of them. And one of the times I come out, I'm like, I hear thought like thumping around upstairs.
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This kid's crawling out of his room. He's in the hallway upstairs, crawling out of his room, and all carpeted, dude. He's just got like that thick, viscous-y drool hanging out of his mouth. And he's just like crawling on his hands and knees to get to the bathroom. And he's just like, ah, ah.
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was like, what is happening? He's like, I threw up. I'm like, get no shit you threw up, kid. Like, it's not. It's dramatic. It's not that serious. He's so dramatic.
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He's like, it then but it's I feel so bad for him, though, because he has a – He has a palate expander in, which is like implant. So every time he throws up, all the chunks just get caught in his palate expander. So they're sitting between that and the roof of his mouth.
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It's like a clogged gutter full of leaves. yeah So he's just like in the bathroom, like trying to like shoot them all out between his teeth.
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It was terrible, dude. Anyway, like that was you know Monday, Tuesday. And then you had ah you had your incident. So you can go ahead and share about that.
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Yeah, April texted me. In the middle of the day, I was like, hey, ah Phoebe, I think she hurt her leg. I found her outside and she she's like, won't won't walk on it and stuff.
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And she's had some trouble with one of her knees this year. she had like hyperextended it or something like that. So like she kind of babied it through the summer. But she actually had kind of gotten better.
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Phoebe's like seven. So she's not a young dog, but she's not old. No. And so I was kind of hopeful. She's not a big dog. ah So life expectancy is not like that's a pretty good longevity, right? For that breed. Yeah.
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Yeah. She's like 35 pounds. Yeah. know So she's not a real big dog. She's a Britney Spaniel. And so I said, okay, so she's, she's baby in it or whatever. So I assume it's the same leg that she had trouble with before. And I'm like, great. That was like all healed up.
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Now what? So I come back in the afternoon. She's cause she's like, Hey, I think she needs to go to the vet. Like, okay. April doesn't react real strongly to things, you know? So like her saying she needs to go to the vet. I'm like, Oh, this must be,
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This must be something. So I got home and she's like laying in her bed. It's like it's arms like shattered, just looks like a rubber band. She's like, I don't know. Well, up and she's laying there and she's like shivering like, you know, she's she's in bad shape. And I'm looking him like.
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Oh, this is not good. This is, this is bad. Like, I wonder if she like dislocated it or something. So I took her to the vet that looks at her and it was just, it was awful. Like getting her in there. Cause she was clearly like hurting bad. Yeah. You know?
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And, uh, I assume you carried her. You had to carry her in. Yeah, i carried her in and there's, you know, it's just a hard floor, like there's nowhere to lay down and she's just suffering, you know, and so that's like, um he's like, i need I need to take some x-rays. Can I can you leave me with her?
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It's like, sure, sir. Leave her with me. So you have we have to take x-rays. Do you have ten thousand dollars in cash? yeah And my vet's like super cool. So like I trust him to not like, you know, screw us on things. I, I trust this guy like implicitly. So I, I left her with him, went to back to the warehouse and I'm working and stuff. And then he calls me like an hour or so later and he goes, so, um, got some bad news for you.
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Okay. He goes, So she broke her leg pretty bad. And I'm like, oh, okay. So is she going to have to be in a cast or something? And he's like, no. He goes, she broke like the top of her humerus off in two spots. So the top of her bones in three pieces. Oh my God. and I thought it was like a I thought it was like a just a single break or a fracture or something like that.
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No, it's like right in the elbow, like ah where it bowls out on both sides, like both sides of the bone were cracked off. And he goes, he goes this is ah this isn't like a splint it and let it heal sort of thing. He's like, you pretty much have two options here.
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You can go you know get surgery. And I know a guy in Omaha that does this all the time. like He would be a good choice if you were going to do that. Or you can...
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we can amputate her leg. And I'm like, what? And then I just, what? like me The craziest thing. i I did not expect that, you know? Right.
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And then I just like tried not to ball on the phone. And he's like, said, I don't know. I mean, I, he's like, you probably, he's like, you're probably in the neighborhood of, you know,
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$4,500 to $6,000 to get the surgery done. And I'm like, dude, I can i can't, can't, I can't take her leg. Like dogs do fine on three legs. I know there's lots of three legged dogs yeah out here, but like, can't, I just couldn't do that with feet. She's such an active dog, you know, like you guys are out.
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I couldn't do it. Traips into the woods constantly. It's, I mean, yeah, ah they, they adjust, but it's not four legs. It's never going to be four legs. yeah, what yeah What's an amputation? cut Did they give you a ballpark for amputation? I'm curious about that. I didn't even ask. I don't know if it was cheaper or not. you know I'm sure it was cheaper, but I don't know how much. I was just saying, that's not really an option. We don't have kids. We do fine for ourselves. yeah yeah This is part of having pets. you know i don't i don't want her to lose her legs. This is how different you and I are because I already tried having a conversation with my wife about like the dollar cap out on when we just put our dog down.
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1200 bucks. I'm like, I'm like, I think I'm I think I'm at a clean $6,000. If they told us we had to pay $6,000, I'd be like, we don't need the dog.
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you Buddy, I'm sorry, but it's just not fiscally responsible. I go full fucking Republican when you talk about vet bills. Yeah.
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So I called April and I'm like, and
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so you know then it's like you're like can you take my leg take my arm and put it on can i trade it on or trade it in or something so or your dong i bet they could they could have done some uh some work putting your dong on her uh on her arm there dude yeah i could give away half of it it'd make a good nipple for somebody yeah you don't need that yeah Well, so the guy like, so my vet called the dude. He was like an orthopedic surgeon in in Omaha, which is about four hours and change from us.
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Yeah. I kept at it like a two and a half hour drive for something like that. That's where, oh, yeah, I need to drive three hours. We don't need the dog. We don't need a dog. well So he calls and and they're like, look, if you can get her here quickly, like we'll get her in this week. Otherwise, it's going to be next week. And I'm like, I don't know how we would wait till next week. So we just kind of dropped everything, took our other dog to the kennel, you know, and which is our vet's office house has a kennel.
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And, uh, and we set off for Omaha. So we dropped her off the day that we got there and they're, they're like, okay, we're going to check her in today. Tomorrow we'll do all of our pre-screenings. We'll do the CT scan, all that stuff. And then Friday morning we'll operate on her. So I'm like, okay, we got a day to kill, you know, like let's goof around Omaha. We'll just have a relaxing day looking around at, you know, take you to some thrift stores and stuff.
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So we start – we go to like the first one and I just get leveled by a migraine. And I spent the entire day just like laying in a pile in the hotel room and like throwing up.
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That's just crazy. It just sucked. It was such a bad week. It was such a bad week. The way those things hit you was nuts. I don't – that to me is unfathomable. And there's no like – It's not like there's like a good diagnosis for that. Like they just go, hey, dude, you actually just got bad luck and you have to deal with this for the rest of your life. It's not going to kill you, but it will certainly ruin a couple of weeks here and there.
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Yeah. Like I only have one set in maybe two to three times a year. Usually I can like mitigate it with medication, but like when they do set in, it's just, it's it like, that's it. Like I'm just done until I can sleep it off, you know? So the the next day we, we tooled around a little bit, did some fun stuff since we couldn't the day before. And then we picked her up and, uh,
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So she's got to be in a bandage for two weeks, which if everything looks good on Friday, she'll get like her bandage off and then we can at least like lose the cone, you know? Yeah. Which I saw the video. she She'll be in much better shape. It's not a cast. It looked like she was like on a peg leg, dude.
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It's like a it's like a real stiff bandage, but it's not a cast. Okay. But um she's doing pretty good now. And like, so if she, if everything heals the way it's supposed to and stuff, then like eight weeks, she's supposed to be like pretty much free and clear. Eight to 10 weeks, they said. So it's just like one of those things where it's like, it's like awful in the beginning. And you're like, I don't know how, how we're going to, I don't know how we could possibly do this. But then you like get a plan and it starts to feel a little more reasonable. And then like, once you settle into a rotation, like now it's fine. you know we've got a rotation we know how to handle it and stuff and she's doing much better she's on medication and stuff but like i i think she's gonna be right as rain yeah and you were saying um you were telling me like that that breed as like notoriously for whatever that bone was is fragile in general so they so yeah preemptively put in another screw in the other elbow or whatever
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Yeah. So like, I guess Brittany's like your humor, like their humor is supposed to fuse as they grow like the end of it. But Brittany's are kind of notorious for like having like a fissure there where the bone didn't completely fuse.
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So they're like, hey, look, if I think it would be best if we just go ahead and put a screw in the other leg to reinforce that joint because it does have a fit. You know, they did the CT scan and it did have a fissure. So, m hey, let's just do it while we're here. So, yeah, she's got both legs shaved and then the rest of her is like normal hair. So she looks kind of funny.
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I'm going to tell my my son that um that that happened. That'll happen to his humorous if he jerks off too much.
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Like, we don't need to go so far as to, like, hit your dick, false stuff. No, you'll just get, like, a fissure in your humerus, and we might have to put a screw in there. i know probably That'll probably help.
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I mean, let's be honest. It probably won't. I know. A 12-year-old boy's, like, weighing that. They're... they're they're not even weighing it. They would be like, yeah, you know, that that's probably not going to happen to me. That's the crazy thing about being a kid.
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I was thinking about this the other day and how, like, how, and like, we we talk about how kids feel invincible, um but you don't really, like, it's hard to go back because ever as you grow up, like, you kind of still feel like a kid um and trying to, like, put yourself back in that mindset of how you actually do not weigh risk well at all.
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Like, at this point in my life, I, ah this is what made me think about it, is I've gotten pummeled with snow, dude. Like, the amount of snow we've gotten is... i I can't take any more. I might kill myself if I get another like two inches of snow.
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We had a giant snowstorm a couple weeks ago. We got about 20 inches. And then every few days, it just snows more. It's you know another couple inches. my word. It doesn't stop.
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I've gotten more use out of my snowblower this winter than I have in the past eight years, I think. And it's like the town I live in does not deal with the roads. So I, the town I used to live in, which is the next town over takes care of the roads. Crazy good.
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And like, I'm not, I'm not kidding. Like I'm driving on snow. I crossed the town line and the streets are completely clear. It like, it's a marketed difference. And,
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It's all these back roads that don't get plowed that I take on the way to my in-laws to drop my kids off from school. And I'm like driving 15 miles an hour to get there. And I thought back to when I was a kid driving a 1989 Dodge Caravan, which is not good in the snow.
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ah Front wheel drive. it was, and I remember like wanting to go out and my parents were like, I don't know, it's snowing. And I'm like, eh, it's fine. It's fun to drive in the snow. And you would like, like me, don't crash. You would take a turn quickly because it was super fun when your car would completely fishtail and you would take that corner like a fucking race car driver. And now I'm like,
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I see that little blinking light come on that like it's shifting power to my wheels. And I'm like, Oh God, I need to slow down. Like it is not fun driving the snow. It's like the, the way that you weigh risk and you're like, you don't even consider like I, I gotten in a car accident in the snow once. And I remember being like nervous about it, but you're like,
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I'm going down the hill. I'm hitting the brakes. The thing starts skidding and I'm like, oh shit, here we go. Like there's no concept in my mind that I could have died, that I could have rolled my car, that I could like, instead I just hit a guardrail and I was on my way to youth group and i was, it was me and my brother.
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We like slide skid, hit the guardrail and we get out, we look at the car, we turn it back on and we're like, Hey, I think we're good. And then we just drive the rest of the way to youth group and tell everybody when we get there. Like we didn't, it didn't matter to us. Like, yeah, it's like that.
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That mindset's completely gone. I worry. I don't like driving in the, i don't like driving at night. I don't like driving in the rain. I don't like we're low T everything's. Yeah, we were low T dude.
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Well, so speaking of which of, uh, driving, so, We get back from Omaha Friday night and we're like, okay, we've got two days here to figure out our routine because Tuesday I had to go to Las Vegas for a few days, leave April by herself with with the dogs. Did you win big?
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I didn't play, so I would say yes. I kind of did in a way. You beat the house hard, dude. Oh, man. and Vegas is so lame. It's unbelievable how it really is. It's not it's not cool.
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ah I just saw this story. we don't have to get into it. I don't know anything about it, but I'm going to look into it maybe for later. Is that there is some sort of illegal bio like biolab in Vegas that they don't want you to know. Yeah, that broke while I was there. Oh, really? Yeah.
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yeah It was very strange. I don't know what that's about. but Have you tapped into your mutant powers yet? No, hopefully they arise. I'd like to fling some webs or something. Yeah, and you do that enough in your spare time, dude.
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So we so we get back Friday night, got Saturday and Sunday to figure things out. So Sunday night, we're like relax and watching that new Game of Thrones show, which rules, by the way. Everybody should watch. ah I've heard it's fantastic. It's awesome.
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um And I hear like voice. I take the dog out and I hear like voices. What the heck? So I go back inside, look out my front door. And that was the telekinesis. Of course.
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yeah There's two cop cars sitting out there and they're clearly like reading someone the riot act. So I'm like, uh, okay, well, just let them do their thing, I guess. So a few minutes later, this cop comes to the door and he's like, Hey, uh, you know, sorry to disturb you guys. Uh, I got some kind of bad news.
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Uh, a gentleman was, uh, intoxicated and he hit your fence. And I'm like, Oh, yeah. Okay. He's like, yeah, I think he was pretty, pretty out of it. He seems like a professional, like he was keeping it together pretty well, but he is very drunk and we're, we're taking him in. He's under arrest. He might also hit your dog, maybe broke another leg. I don't know.
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like yeah I can't deal with this. but just Imagine you get back, your dog's out taking a piss, and some dude just drives and do it after you spend $6,000 on surgery.
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I would pull a body panel off of his Ford Ranger and feed me to death with it in my yard. yeah That might fix my T levels. Yeah, dude. You'd be fully torqued for like a week and a half.
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You'd go to your doctor and be like, Yeah, you're supposed to call us after, you know, your erection hasn't subsided in four hours. You're like, I didn't do anything but beat a man into an inch of his life. And they're like, oh, that'll it. I'm three half weeks here. Murder will do that. Just ask any of our any people in our government. so i'm ah I'm like, okay. So the cop was like super cool about it. He's like, i'm going to give you all my information here. If you have any questions, give me a call. send you the case number, all that stuff. Very nice guy.
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And ah I'm thinking, oh, this guy like went off the road, poked his nose through my fence, right? he ah He took out about 70 feet of fence. He redid my road this year.
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and it's The county's actually being sued for what they did to my road this year because a lady a lady died. like down the road like Just down the road from me, a lady crashed off the road and died because they made it so high and steep that like if your tire goes off, you're you're going to have a really hard time keeping it on the road.
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So um now this guy did not accidentally swerve over a little bit. ah He crosses the center line, careens off of the road, jumps the ditch, and he runs like parallel, like in line with my fence and just goes, th boom boom boom but boom boom took out like six posts, all of the fence. I mean, it looks like my fence exploded. It's like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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yeah It's like it detonated on impact. There's pieces of fence like 20 feet from the fence line. And then his truck just like, like grinds to a halt in, in the ditch. and the douche bag, like he's been drinking it. He had open containers in there. So he like winged a bunch of liquor bottles into my yard. Not to mention his Rangers, the bed of his Ranger was full of garbage and it just went everywhere all over my yard. and i can't believe he didn't roll over. Like,
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It's like it's very narrow and and tight in there. So I think that saved him from rolling. Like he could have really well. Dude, if he would ah if he would have done that like another like 20 yards down, he'd be dead because it is a sharp drop off into like a drainage ditch. It's all rock and trees.
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Like he even he missed like he grazed the telephone pole that like my fence was like in line with. somehow took out the posts on both sides of the telephone pole, but didn't hit it square enough to like do anything to his vehicle.
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That's nuts, dude. So, yeah, he gets arrested. i guy's like, um here's his insurance information. He's got like some real fly-by-night insurance. So, you know, you just have to see what they'll do for you, which they've been fine so far. I haven't gotten me an idea of what they're going to give me for it. but there's There's a minimum amount of insurance you need. But the thing is, he can have the minimum amount of insurance, but he he's liable for the rest.
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ah Not that he has it, but you could you could go for it. Yeah. like being that he you know If he was just like somebody who fell asleep or like accidentally went off the road, i wouldn't push it against him personally. and i I probably won't anyways. But yeah, like the fact that he was drinking and driving on my road, which I think a lot of people do. Maybe he does it all the time. But like dude, I find so many liquor bottles like in the ditch along my road. It's crazy.
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It's scary. Was that, did you have that fence put in? because you had that house built. The fence was already there. It's not a nice fence. Like it needs to be replaced. That was one of my plans for this year. Well, dude, it's like, I'm not shedding any tears. Silver linings. Yeah. Blessing in disguise, dude. He just bought you new fence.
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I know, right? I'm hoping they give you, cause like I would, i probably would not have paid somebody to do it. I probably, we would, we would do it ourselves. So if, if they give me enough to fix, to pay somebody to fix it, I should have enough to buy, you know, all the fencing materials and then some.
00:28:38
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Dude, that's crazy. I mean, I don't I'm not confident that they're going to do much, much of anything for me, but so so it was just like it was a crazy.
00:28:49
Speaker
it was just a crazy week. It's like I'm going to go to bed now and just close this one out. Yeah. So, yeah, we didn't get. Yeah. So we we missed a week and all hell broke loose.
00:29:01
Speaker
Yeah, dude. I've seriously, like, all week I've been sitting here thinking about, like, how do we even talk about the Epstein stuff?
Unveiling the Epstein Files: A Shock to the System?
00:29:11
Speaker
Because, like, i've i've spent I've spent most of my free time, like, over the past couple of weeks here, like, yeah reading and listening to I've been following the Epstein stuff since, I mean, literally for, like, 10 years now. Yeah. Nobody back then would have ever thought that you would get a glimpse of these files. And now all of a sudden, like, here they are. And they're they they they confirm, like, the craziest conspiracy theories that, like, your crackpot friend would bring up.
00:29:42
Speaker
You know, that would make you go, yeah, okay, i don't, I mean, maybe, I don't know. But, you know, you just want to, like, stuff that you that you wouldn't even want to honor with by discussing it. Right. It seems like the files confirm like all the crazies who have been out there for a while. Like you think of and um'm look, I'm not giving this guy a ton of credit, but you go like talk about Mel Gibson, right? Remember Mel Gibson was popping off being like Hollywood's a bunch of these like stupid, like stupid, wealthy elites. They like to.
00:30:13
Speaker
eat the blood of babies and the human sacrifice. And you're like, yeah, that, okay. Shut up. You psychopath, you Zionist fucking. Oh no, he's not a Zionist. He's antisemitic. That's right. Sorry. Uh, it doesn't look so bad these days. Um, no antisemitism, not cool. Just a joke. Uh, it's,
00:30:34
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ah But yeah, you hear that stuff and you go, that's nuts. Like, shut the fuck up. You're obviously crazy. And then you're like, all right, dude, what have you seen? Like, what have you seen? Because I kind of believe you now. Like, or like all the Alex, this is what's crazy too, is like all the Alex Jones people spent the last 15 years crying about this shit.
00:30:54
Speaker
It's like an elite pedophile cabal. And Now they have their elite pedophile, billionaire, fucking deplorable, psychopathic cabal. And they're like, I mean, there's stuff in the upstate. It's all there's stuff about cannibalism. And in like, I got it. It feels filthy to say it's like raping babies. Like,
00:31:17
Speaker
there's no end to the depravity in these files and they have it. And now they're all like, well, Trump's the only one who's not guilty. And you just go, what are we supposed to do with you? Like this shows me one, it shows me a couple of things. at First, it shows me that you've never actually cared about the thing you pretended to care about.
00:31:36
Speaker
You just wanted like to take down the opposing side hook, line sinker. And the difference between those people And the, the people on the left who are talking about now was like, you know, all this stuff is like, what, what, who was it that was like, yeah, we, uh, was it Pam Bondi? He was like, you know, if we are, if we prosecute everybody, then, you know, everything will fall apart. And the people on the left are like, yes, that's what we're asking for. We, it deserves to fall apart. Like it's falling apart.
00:32:06
Speaker
It's falling apart. We are a country in decline and we might never recover from this. Like, Countries are dropping U.S. treasuries like a motherfucker. And we are in it's looking dire for us in regard to the U.S. s dollar being the world currency. And when that happens, shit falls apart. We're talking Great Depression level shit. And it is it and and we're still over here being like, yeah, yeah.
00:32:35
Speaker
Like it needs to fall apart. We need we need to rebuild like it's falling apart anyway. So to to try to hold over our heads that it's not or that it could be worse is like the decline we're in is exceptional and scary.
00:32:51
Speaker
And yeah, I put I would put all my eggs in the basket of tear this motherfucker down. arrest everybody, send them to prison and start over. And the right's like, Oh, now that it looks like our side looks shitty. We're just gonna, we're just gonna pretend like it's not a big deal.
00:33:08
Speaker
We're going to pretend like we're just still going to focus on Bill Clinton, like Bill Clinton, and Bill Clinton. Sorry. Once Bill Clinton. Sure. Sure. Even at this point, Bill Clinton's like, he originally ignored the subpoena, the Clintons did.
00:33:23
Speaker
And now it's looking like, I don't know. I have this feeling that Bill Clinton's like, yeah, I am fucked now. Like, so if I go down, taking all of you guys with me. And I want that. I want to see that. yeah I'm glad enough pressure has been put on the Clintons to finally be like, yeah okay, yeah, it's over. And we're going to take everybody down because this shit, but this stuff about HW Bush in the fucking Epstein files.
00:33:49
Speaker
Yeah. Like this goes back seven presidencies. Can we, I remember watching the thing. Maybe it was a history channel. Maybe it was Amy. It was just one of those things that was like about, um,
00:34:02
Speaker
the Bushes and the academic, like, uh, were they, were they Yale? Were they, um what's the one in Connecticut? think the Bushes were Yale. Okay.
00:34:13
Speaker
And it's like skull and bones and all. Yeah. All that shit. And you see, it and you go, that was fun to watch, but it's crazy. And then you go, is it crazy? Now everything's like, is anything crazy?
00:34:24
Speaker
No, not really. i mean, it's it's it's wild to see what these people talk about when they think no one's going to ever see it. You know, even in like, i mean, just you do do you think if they thought people were going to see it, they would have used proper grammar in their emails?
00:34:41
Speaker
be They write emails like Gen Z kids send texts. It's pathetic. I do like that. They use like coded language, but they use it so much and so blatantly that like there's no there's not really any question about what they're talking about. I love grape juice.
00:34:57
Speaker
Okay, dude. like what But pizza is my contraceptive medication fulfilled. So, ah you know, let's get pizza and grape soda. It's like, oh my God, what are we talking about here? The fact that pizzas come up, you're like, is it, is it, do we actually live in a world where the pizza gate fucks were right about something?
00:35:20
Speaker
Well, so there's, oh man, dude, there's so many endless rabbit holes you can go down here. But like, you know, even looking at like Epstein had really close ties to like the guy who we ran, uh, which is, which is where all of the pizza gate stuff started. And like like there's things about pizza gate that are, that are legitimate.
00:35:43
Speaker
You know, there's like legitimate questions to be asked about like John Podesta's weird pedophilic cannibalistic art collection. Okay. Yeah. It's not unreasonable. Yeah. to look at the things that that guy is hanging in his house and be like, what's okay. So what's, what's your deal? And why are you making rules for the rest of us? know It's like all of my favorite artists were molested as kids and they really get it out on the canvas. It's like, no what what are you talking? He's passionate about art and he wants to create a new generation of fantastic art.
00:36:19
Speaker
Yeah, I think it's like there's... but there's but That's with all of this stuff. It's like where there's there's smoke, but then the the salacious fire took it in directions that were just ah insane. you know like The idea that there's just like cages full of kids under Comet Ping Pong is ridiculous. It's the dumbest possible conclusion that you can have from all that. But right clearly...
00:36:43
Speaker
That is coded language that these elites were using to talk about very illicit stuff. The the one that got me was there was like a video of Asmongold running around, which I don't.
00:36:55
Speaker
Asmongold's like a gross streamer guy, right? He's like cockroach infested pseudo conservative. I don't know anything about him really, but. He was like going through this list of, of, you know, emails and stuff that referenced jerky.
00:37:09
Speaker
Did you see this? I didn't see this one. It was just like thousands of emails that are like, hmm, jerky for dinner. My favorite. Jeffrey was requested more jerky. Jeffrey is asking why there's not any jerky left.
00:37:24
Speaker
jesse je or ah Jeffrey ah will be eating more regular food, so he's not going to be needing as much jerky for a while. Can you walk the jerky over to Jeffrey from the other building? like And you just like you're reading these emails and you're like, like that this this is this really seems like they're talking about human meat. here right and it doesn't feel real like it's crazy to think like because one of the things that's captivated this country for quite some time is serial killers like however heinous they are we love true crime and netflix green lights every single possible iteration of a series on serial killers and like right And you watch it and you and part of the part of the intrigue is like, how can somebody be like this?
00:38:15
Speaker
But when you look at serial killers, like you go, you know, a lot of times people will say, yeah, I know i lived next to them for 10 years and I thought they were perfectly fine. And that's fascinating.
00:38:25
Speaker
And you go like, how is that possible though? Like these people are freaks. And then you realize that – like it's it's unsettling to think that so many people in in who have so much power are like this they're they they're very likely to be absolute psychopaths and they get on screen they get on camera they go they act normal they seem normal Who's the dude that lived next to Jeffrey?
00:38:55
Speaker
ah That was all like, I went over to his house. i you know, I walked like 10 feet to his door. What is his name? And look at the commerce secretary. Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:07
Speaker
And he goes like commerce secretary Epstein. He got knocks at Epstein's door and he's got the massage table in the middle of his room. And he goes, what's that for? He goes, I like massages. And then he gets leans in close and goes the right kind of massages. And I go, that's disgusting. I would never, i don't, I mean, my wife walked right back to our apartment and, or whatever the,
00:39:29
Speaker
I don't know their apartments, whatever, but we walked right back to our house. And then this guy's before Howard Lutnick. He's before Congress. And they're like, they're interviewing him about it. And he's like, he he acts like he was disgusted by what he heard that one time and said, I want nothing to do with him. And that was back in 2005. But in 2012, they're questioning, they're questioning him about an incident in 2008. Epstein was ah convicted in 2008, believe.
00:40:01
Speaker
So it was 2012. He had gone to Epstein Island. Little sage-age. His wife and kids and nannies. And then they're questioning about another dinner that he did not admit to being at, but loosely admitted to. believe he had business with Epstein.
00:40:20
Speaker
he Really? was involved in a business with Epstein. But he's all like, oh, I didn't. Yeah. Oh, no, we did stop there for lunch real quick on our way to family vacation. And they're like, yeah, but that was like several years after you you said you had a weird interaction and wanted nothing to do with him.
00:40:38
Speaker
and said you had nothing to do with him. Yeah. like Like a month ago, you launched really, uh, I, a very detailed emphatic story about how you had no contact. Yeah. And then like 20, all that story, like watching the video of him telling that story after the fact, after, you know, that like, it's totally not true is is uncanny how the way that a person like that lies. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:02
Speaker
Is unbelievable. You know, because in it it was like 2015. He ended up like allegedly at Epstein's house for dinner with none other than fucking Woody Allen.
00:41:13
Speaker
And he's like, Woody Allen just lived there. I recall. I don't recall. It's crazy. We're we're in. he one's at Like every single one of these dinners to every dinner brought up Woody Allen is there like he never missed an opportunity to like, ah you know, sit around and I don't know, like drink baby blood with Epstein or whatever they did.
00:41:34
Speaker
It's crazy. here's yeah They probably did. this yeah It's hard to believe a human doing this, dude. I literally like with my kid tonight, my six months old baby, I'm like, what kind of like, cause I read, dude, going to pull it up on my phone. Cause I sent, I sent it to the, uh, Instagram. And it was like, yeah, here it is. It's yeah the UCLA professor, Mark Tramo, allegedly told Epstein to play a mother's voice for babies to suck faster.
00:42:04
Speaker
And it's PS was just reading to the newborn was just reading to today. I'm going to read this as it's written because none of these people can write, even though they're fucking professors.
00:42:14
Speaker
Was just reading to today that newborns will suck on a pacifier more vigorously if it triggers playback of a recording of his mother's voice than another woman's voice.
00:42:27
Speaker
Have you read David Brooks' Social Animal? Was number one New York Times books for quite a while. Hi, G. Thanks for sending Richard Johnson my way. i This is from Epstein.
00:42:42
Speaker
um I trust the kind words I shared with him are acceptable to you. If not, please let me know ASAP. I'm on the road. My cell is blank. Okay. I hope you realize this recognition for all you do for so many of us, in my opinion, overdue and well-deserved. Cheers, Mark.
00:43:00
Speaker
Like, i just, I'm, I'm, dude, I'm, I want to throw up. I'm like holding my six month old tonight. And I'm like, thinking about all this shit I've read in the Epstein files. And it's like, what kind of,
00:43:15
Speaker
Like if you're if you could kill anybody, that's insanity. But like when you look at like a helpless baby, you're like, what kind of sick fucking like all these people need to rot in hell.
00:43:27
Speaker
We don't have we don't have a punitive system strong enough to give them the justice they deserve. And we just dance around it. We're dancing around it. Our government, the world. Europe is at least doing some stuff about it. Like they are actually like taking some action, but dude, it's, it's such widespread rot. Like this is one that caught me today. I hadn't actually heard that one that you just mentioned. That's,
00:43:53
Speaker
disgusting but today i saw this uh post from land palestine it said the epstein files claim that a uae diplomat slept with epstein and presented her 13 year old sister to him to secure a position at the united nations je she says hi already in discussion with blank on time i am so excited to see you and introduce you to my sister she is even prettier than me And then it just goes on from there. But like whole thing now is like women's rights advocacy. So there's like a clip of it attached of her at like the United Nations or something being like, you know, investing in women is not only the right thing to do, it's the smart thing to do.
00:44:35
Speaker
And here are the reasons, you know, doing this like cut and paste nonsense, you know, just empty, vapid, whatever, like what all these people do. It makes you feel like everything's a game. you I think it, I just think it is to these people. Like this is the kind of scum that climbs the ladder, you know? And that's a dude that I'm look, I don't want to get all fucking full blown leftist here, but this is capitalism. This is, and this is late stage capitalism. Like you look at like the 80, was it, uh,
00:45:06
Speaker
God, I just heard the stat. it's um It's one of those well statistics, which is disgust it's gets it gets more disgusting every year. And it's like it has to do with how much 80% of the the or of the lowest ah sixty percent of the bottom of whatever people are like have like it's like 10 12 percent of the wealth like the amount of money that's funneled to the top to listen to any fucking person on the right talk about capitalism or free mark like we don't have a free market I don't think money explains this. I think this is just deep rooted.
00:45:48
Speaker
I actually think it does. i think it does a little bit. And I wanted to get to that. And we could get into all the specifics of all the millions of millions of things in the Epstein files. um and But when you look at like these this upper echelon class, this billionaire class of people, like and I know there are people in the files who aren't billionaires, but they're endeavoring to be.
00:46:11
Speaker
um I think if there's, not to go full-blown Christian here, but i it just seems so obvious that money, that much wealth, like completely rots your soul. And it's and I'm thinking of like,
00:46:28
Speaker
i don't I don't know if any of these the wealthiest people that we're talking about... I'm wondering if there's like a connection to it being like being born into wealth. Because none of our billionaires, outside of maybe Taylor Swift... like None of our billionaires...
00:46:44
Speaker
built something from nothing. None of them did. They all tell the story that they did. All of them are silver spoon pieces of shit. And then you learn about like Elon's dad and you're like, oh, you're a fucking deplorable motherfucker. Like all it just, you just wonder if like having that much money actually does rot your soul. You go, you,
00:47:07
Speaker
it gets to a point where there's nothing, everything about life, all the things that we hope for dream for that, that vacation home, that boat, that finally getting the car we want, like little things like you get the things you want.
00:47:21
Speaker
You live your life. You get used to it. You buy that bigger house. You live your life. You get used to it. Like, is there a point in which you have so much money, you have an endless ability to have everything you want that you just go, what else is there? I need to keep it like it almost like it creates that serial killer mentality of like, I've done everything there possibly is. I can have everything there possibly is. I need to try something new.
00:47:48
Speaker
What does it feel like to suffocate a baby? Yeah, I mean, clearly it's a part of it for sure. i don't know. I mean, that's part of what I'm having trouble with here is like... You're struggling with your desire to be a billionaire, but also not having a thirst for blood yet.
00:48:09
Speaker
I think there's like a ah craven lust for power that breeds sick things. And that could, I don't know where this like sexual fetishism of disgusting things like this comes from. i don't know how that happened. I mean, I, I'm sure it's, you know, it's personal experiences where a lot of it comes from. It's being born in a situation where you're subjected to abuse and things like that.
00:48:34
Speaker
I find it hard to believe that every one of these people is like was a victim of something at some point. It could be true. I just don't know. ah Like, but I think your power correlation is accurate because money is power, right? Like think it's a u it's a utilitarian to them in a way like they obviously want it, but they want money for what they can do as a result of it. you know yeah I don't know. I mean, I'm, I'm and for what though, like these people, like when you look at the billionaire class and how much they have and how much they're ruining the world, like they're never gonna, it's never, they look at, like, is that the satisfaction?
00:49:13
Speaker
I know I've said this a thousand times, but like, if you look at like cult leaders, you know, there's like this like chain of debauchery that you can watch in like most of them, the vast majority of them. And it's like, it starts with having complete control over like who their followers can marry. And then it becomes, you know, I, I control when you have sex with your wife, then it's, I have sex with your wife when I feel like it. And you should thank me for that, you know? yeah And then eventually it's,
00:49:43
Speaker
I'm taking your children, you know, and it's weird to watch. Like it's a very consistent cycle. And I think it's like, it's just this like disgusting, like fetish for dominating people completely. It's, it's, it's, the it's an act of defiance. It's like, i will, I will watch you violate like every core value that you should have.
00:50:07
Speaker
And I'll do it. I'll flaunt it to show you how much control I have over you. But it doesn't explain like some of the – see, and I was texting you about it, but like you know i'm not I'm not a Christian anymore. when when asked you know if People ask me if like if I believe in God. I'm like, I i don't know.
00:50:26
Speaker
i don't I don't have strong feelings about it either way, really. But so I tend to like dismiss spiritual motives, especially for this sicko class of weirdos. you know like i have a hard time believing that they believe in deity of any sort.
00:50:42
Speaker
But there's clearly like a weird, ritualistic, satanic strain to some of this stuff. And I don't know what I really I don't know what to do with that. I don't know how to process it. I don't know what that means to them. i do have this suspicion that like we look at Satan and demonic things and whatever from this like evangelical, like two dimensional viewpoint where it's like God is good. Satan is bad.
00:51:08
Speaker
Satan will always deceive you and lie to you and eventually will kill you and take everything from you. Why would you ever want to serve Satan? Clearly, that's not how other people. View this stuff. But yeah yeah, I don't know what to make of that.
00:51:22
Speaker
You know, like, I have a hard time believing that they believe in any of that kind of stuff. But like, they're, they're sure trafficking in it in a lot of cases. And it's, I don't know, it's unsettling to me. I don't get it I feel like one of the things that's crossed my mind with all of this in that, in this lane that you were just speaking of, like it feels ritualistic. It feels satanic.
00:51:48
Speaker
I'm going to make two points actually going back to your cult leader and make the, so not the similarities between cult leaders and what we're dealing with, with the Epstein class is like,
00:52:01
Speaker
The cult leader thing is a power thing. And with money comes power. And i I kind of think that's part of it. Right. Like, I mean, that's one of the leftist arguments against billionaires is in at this point in time.
00:52:18
Speaker
Money equals more votes. Like you have you as an individual, like in a democracy, like the idea is like one person, one vote. But like I really, if you are a wealthy person, you can sway the entire system with bribes and money and lavish gifts. And like you have more power. You are. We are no longer in it. It is an oligarchy. It really is because. The amount like the the way this country has gone has gone the way of the the the upper class for so long that where that they they are the ones making the rules. And we get thrown bones here and then. And this is the leftist problem with the Democratic Party is they are part of this. um
00:53:02
Speaker
Maybe not to the same to the same degree, ah but they are, and that those people need to be rooted out. All these people do, because with all that money, is like you you have more voting power. you have Everything about you sways the direction of this country when it's supposed to be up to the votes.
00:53:22
Speaker
um and now Right now, we live in a time where the votes are... you know you know where All votes are impacted by AI, which is you know again goes back to the billionaire class. It's determined by misinformation, which goes back to the billionaire class. They have way too much fucking power, way too much control.
00:53:42
Speaker
So they can... taken they're the it's all power, money, power, power, money, whatever. Uh, so maybe power rots your soul, but with money comes power. So the same, may it's it's probably the same thing.
00:53:56
Speaker
And the second thing that's been crossing my mind a lot is what we're reading about. What we're seeing is some like fucking biblical shit, dude. Like you go back to the fucking 2000 BC, you go back to like 800 BC, you like,
00:54:12
Speaker
that it's just weird to think you can look back to a time of child sacrifice. You can look back to a time of lit unlimited concubines and women as property. And like you realize that we, it's a facade that the world has changed that much that we've progressed that much.
00:54:34
Speaker
know Like this is, this is archaic shit that we believed we had moved past. And now we're dealing with this, like just right in front of our eyes, this like blatant, disgusting trafficking and alleged murder and torture and rape and the the killing of children, the sexual exploitation of children, like all of this, it like the it feels like we, it feels like we moved past.
00:55:04
Speaker
It feels like, you know, growing up in Christianity, uh, no disrespect to our our Muslim friends out there, but like growing up in Christianity, one of the things that would come up was like Jesus, Muhammad, whatever, like the arguments there is like, well, Muhammad had married bunches of people and some of them were 13 years old. And you're like, ew, that was gross. But that was part of the time is some of the arguments like, and then you go like, oh, actually,
00:55:35
Speaker
That wasn't part of the time. That's part of the world we live in and it's never changed. We just hit it as as like cultural evolution occurred. They go, know this can't be like in the forefront anymore.
00:55:49
Speaker
We have to do this in in the dark. But it's the same type of shit that we've that you read about in the Bible, that you read about in any ancient religious literature, that you read about in ancient history.
00:56:02
Speaker
and you go i it's so like it really i think it's really hard for me to feel like the rug's been pulled out um under me in a way where you go we're actually still the same fucking people we were 4 000 years ago 100 agree and i i think that's an important it's an important thing to think about too because you know a lot of times people treat even looking back like 200 years ago you know people treat Like those, the people that live back then almost like a separate species than us.
00:56:35
Speaker
And they're not, they're the same. We got the same things going on. Kid Rock's like, look, the Confederate flag is cool. It's, it's like, if there's grass on the field, play ball. Yeah, he did say that.
00:56:49
Speaker
On SNL. That was a real funny joke that he made. Dude, I... Oh, man. I was texting you the other day, but, like, during the Super Bowl, like, a bunch of my sales... A few of my sales guys were, like, making a big thing out of how they were turning off this halftime show and switching over to the TPUSA one, and was just...
00:57:11
Speaker
Oh, man, I want to go off in the group chat so bad. Yeah. i looked like a new trial Can you at least pretend to resist being psyoped a little? how little Let's shift. Epstein shit's dark. I don't...
00:57:26
Speaker
We could, you know, there there is a lot of great YouTube channels digging into the details. We wanted to have our commentary on it. Shout out James James Lee. um i Look, and I know we've talked about it before. He's hit or miss on some things. Kyle Kalinske, at the very least, he's bringing a lot of information, a lot. been watching him more lately.
00:57:47
Speaker
some of his, he gets a little arrogant sometimes where he's like, I'm the only show that's bringing this to you. You're like, chill out, dude. Other people are doing some of this, but I, I, he's doing good work. Um, I get a lot of information from obviously breaking points, uh,
00:58:04
Speaker
But there's a lot of like there's a lot of great channels talking about all of this stuff. um Find them, listen to them to stay as informed as you want. I understand why you wouldn't want to be on this ah because honestly, the highlight like the highlights are enough.
00:58:21
Speaker
uh we've seen all of this shit come to light uh no one's going to get prosecuted the doj is like yeah we we don't have time to prosecute the epstein class when we have a bunch of like low-life losers to prosecute for doing nothing midterms to steal like speaking of speaking of the doj And prosecutions.
00:58:45
Speaker
um There was a ah fun one about a bad bunny. and So going back to the halftime show, did I save it? Let me see if I saved it.
00:58:57
Speaker
All right. House GOP launches bad bunny halftime show investigation over indecent performance. And you just like what an investigation we have the Epstein files and we need to investigate the halftime show. Apple music. This is from rep representative Andy Ogles. Ogles, dude. What a pervert last name. You know what his life's about.
00:59:22
Speaker
ah Apple Music Super Bowl LX halftime show was pure smut brazenly aired on national television for every American family to witness. Children were forced to endure explicit displays of gay sexual acts, women gyrating provocatively, and Bad Bunny shamelessly grabbing his crotch while dry humping the air.
00:59:43
Speaker
And if that weren't outrageous enough, the performance's lyrics openly glorified sodomy and countless other unspeakable depravities. These flagrant indecent acts are illegal to be displayed on public airways. What?
00:59:57
Speaker
You think when they said sodomy, you think Lindsey Graham fidgeted a little bit? Yeah. That is why I'm requesting that the Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry into the National Football League and NBC immediately for their prior knowledge, deliberate approval, and facilitation of this indecent broadcast. American culture will not be mocked or corrupted without consequence. The halftime show shit, dude, is making me crash out.
01:00:24
Speaker
Because it's so stupid. It's just like watching people pretend to be mad about something so benign is yeah ridiculous. Like Megan Kelly had a good crash out over it, actually.
01:00:37
Speaker
She was. i didn't see it, but I heard that was ah That was a thing. She's just talking about how this is supposed to be a unifying moment for America. That's what the Super Bowl is all about. And you're like have you watched the last Super Bowl halftime shows? Kendrick? Was he unifying? I don't think so. I remember when Janet Jackson got her titty revealed. That was cool.
01:00:58
Speaker
I remember watching that as a kid. And I remember that being like a flash in the pan. Yeah, Fox News was mad about it for 48 hours, whatever. We moved on. Justin Timberlake apologized for something that was planned out that he knew who's going have to apologize for. Janet Jackson took the entire brun of it.
01:01:16
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, because we love sexism. And then they're like, how dare it be in Spanish? what How many years ago did Shakira do the halftime show? No one cared that she did that shit. Like, it's what are we doing? It's so pathetic.
01:01:30
Speaker
And then you have them talking about... It's just desperate attempt to distract from, like, what's actually happening here. And, like... Yeah, I do watching Pam Bondi like try to do her nonsense in front of Congress.
01:01:45
Speaker
Like, do you think do you think that Bondi and Patel are so stupid that they don't understand that they're being completely hung out to dry? They might. Honestly, they they actually might because they're What is it? It was, um we talked about it before, Huckabee, the Huckabee woman who was press secretary. Oh, yeah, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She quit because she was like, you I can't do this shit. Like, I have to go up here in front of these people every day and say the lamest stuff of all time. Like, she's not my favorite person. I don't agree with her on anything, but at least she had the scruples to quit.
01:02:22
Speaker
and Like, she's the press secretary, which is just like, the messenger basically, but you know, like Bondi and Patel are directly responsible for the cover up here. Yeah. Yeah. and Dude, when, when Trump gets questions about it, he goes, yeah, I don't, I don't really know. I haven't looked into it, you know, but I've heard that it actually exonerates Like he's not going to take any responsibility for it. And the few diehard MAGA people that are not going to blame all of, you know, that are not going to like hold him responsible for what he's done.
01:02:52
Speaker
those people aren't going to blame him when this is all they're going to blame bondi and patel like they've done that already whenever something goes wrong they're like well it's just because pam bondi handled this so poorly and it's like they're not wrong but what is she supposed to do when she's under those orders can we go back to the time in history where if you were ah like a high-ranking official and you perjured yourself on national television that you just go like you just face consequences.
01:03:20
Speaker
Can you believe Kash Patel said there isn't anything the Epstein files to make us believe, based on what we have, that Epstein was trafficking humans?
01:03:32
Speaker
He said that. if if you Do you really think... that if there was information about felonies being committed, that I wouldn't bring that case yesterday.
01:03:43
Speaker
Oh, man, dude. yes Just quotes that will live in. in i like You know what? Maybe he didn't perjure himself because he said, do you think that I wouldn't bring it yesterday? And bringing it yesterday is an impossibility. So therefore, everything he said is null and void. maybe he's more clever than we thought. He might. is the grand wizard protecting King Donald. Yeah.
01:04:06
Speaker
Oh, do you want to do you want to shift to like a more fun story? Yes, please. Let's shift to something funny because this isn't been fun. This isn't funny.
Elijah Schaefer's Public Meltdown
01:04:14
Speaker
It's it's necessary. But yeah, it's not ah it's not fun.
01:04:19
Speaker
OK, so. I'm not sure how prominent this story is, if people have heard about it, but ah what do you know about Elijah Schaefer? Nothing.
01:04:30
Speaker
So from what I've gathered, he's like a conservative firebrand. He worked for the Blaze TV, and then heep he you know took off on his own and started his own network called Rift TV.
01:04:44
Speaker
what's the The Blaze is, um what's his name? Matt? Glenn Beck. Oh, yeah. Who's on it, though? Matt Walsh is on it, right? Matt Walsh, yeah. Yeah, he's what a chode. He's actually one of the worst people alive. He's one he's just like the most inconsistent. Dude, that's what's so tiresome about the right.
01:05:07
Speaker
is how inconsistent they are. They're just like, whatever they're mad about, as soon as... This is Okay. I know we've had confrontation about this before. like In regard to like the people on the right being like, they're pedophiles! They're pedophiles! That means you're a pedophile. like Pastors being like, I hate the gays! You're fucking asses on your like in back alleys in your spare time. Like...
01:05:30
Speaker
But all I know is that from the five plus years we've been doing this, the dude, I was looking for a pastor, a good story of a pastor arrested. And I went through two, two straight weeks of articles going back to when we last did an episode and didn't find one that wasn't sexual malfeasance. And there were multiple per day of pastors. Like,
01:05:57
Speaker
It's just i'm I'm fully convinced at this point that every accusation at every every single accusation they make about the things they hate is just an admission of guilt.
01:06:08
Speaker
So you think Matt Walsh is actually transgender? Yes, that's what I trying to say. Well, yeah, so Elijah Schaefer is like this trad cath dude.
01:06:20
Speaker
He was at January 6th. I think he actually went into the Capitol building. ah I'm pretty sure. so you he's a hero. Yeah, exactly. And he's like this conservative firebrand guy that is like, you know, I don't care about your feelings. I'll tell you exactly like why it's ah this or that, you know, just that whole tired thing.
01:06:43
Speaker
As much as I disagree with everyone who entered the Capitol on January 6th, Going into 2026 primaries. um like if If only you have done it for like not so stupid reasons. Right. Because I'm like, what do we do when these elections get rigged?
01:07:00
Speaker
Like, I don't know what course of action we have other than a mass riot. And that would be correct because the facts are on our side. But my empathy comes through a little bit when you think of the people who were there.
01:07:13
Speaker
They were completely wrong, but they fully fucking believed that like think that the election was going to be stolen and that they were needed. like And I'm like, okay, fuck those guys. And then I had a friend point that out to me like a year later. Like, well, yeah, if you really believe that, that's kind of the right thing to do. And I was like, no, because they're wrong and they don't know anything.
01:07:35
Speaker
And they've been duped. But however wrong you are, that sincerity of belief kind of should compel you to make a big move like that. Yeah, yeah, in a way.
01:07:46
Speaker
i made it went down their favor because they got part of spirit of it is somewhat interesting, interesting I guess. So um this guy, he's just he's just another like conservative commentator dude that you know says edgy things to get attention and this and that.
01:08:04
Speaker
um He's like a direct competitor of like Nick Fuentes, it sounds like. yeah That's all that's left in that world is just being an edgelord. Well, that's what's so funny about like the the prominent online like rights pundits right now is that you have a bunch of these dudes that you really have to question like whether or not they're like Asian provocateurs that are trying to destroy the movement, you know? Yeah.
01:08:31
Speaker
And it's already fractured. But so this Elijah Schaefer guy, he's gotten some flack for posting like Kind of thirst traps. And I guess there were some rumors about him having a drinking problem and maybe being a bit of a partier and stuff like that. But family guy, has a wife, kids, all that kind of stuff.
01:08:49
Speaker
Talks a big game about it. So a couple of weeks ago, he had a bit of a meltdown on Twitter. And he tweeted out, I do not know where my wife and kids are, and I cannot get a hold of them.
01:09:03
Speaker
They are filed as missing persons. They have gone missing. last Last enforcement confirmed someone in my household set me up. They planted drugs and said I was a criminal. This will be a public trial by the FBI.
01:09:15
Speaker
Oh, good thing you have Cash Patel on your side. Soon after, he posts, i am a I am a victim of serious targeted felony crimes. I am not suicidal. They have kidnapped my family. They have stolen my money. I will bring justice. I need the public to know.
01:09:30
Speaker
I am in Virginia. The government is aware. I believe the FBI is trying to destroy my life and kill me. Wow. That's a hell of crash out. People naturally were like, ah what are you talking? Like, what is going on? Yeah. Is it like, is this for real? Where is your family? Because he's kind of a whack job anyways, you know? His family just got sick of his shit and left him.
01:09:55
Speaker
so So his post, his next post was my stolen car was recovered by U.S. Customs. I am the victim of a serious set of felonies, including gun theft. Someone from my inner circle is involved. This is an intentional probe. I don't know who I pissed off. I have evidence and will prosecute. I can't say anything else.
01:10:14
Speaker
I don't know who I pissed off, but I have evidence and will prosecute. He's sitting on the hood of his car with both thumbs up. And, you know, like people were naturally like, okay, but what about your, where's your family?
01:10:27
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Your car. What are you talking about? To the point where people were like, I'm seriously wondering if this guy's going through a psychic break and i'm worried about his family. Like maybe he harmed them or something like that. You know, it's kind of got that feel to it. Like yeah a husband that loses his mind and like kills his family or something.
01:10:48
Speaker
So another influencer says, BS, you said your family was missing. Now it's all about the car. I'm glad you got the car back, but you've been on a Coke bender and the missus took the kids. Coke is for homos, bro. Most pointless drug I ever did. Absolute weak piss. Oh, so he was gay for just a brief moment.
01:11:07
Speaker
To which he responds. That's why he's so mad. He's like, I did Coke once and had anal sex and I feel bad about it. I didn't think I'd ever be a bottom, but it happened. He fires back at the dude. Shut the F up, you projecting narcissist a-hole. Sorry you did coke and F'd your life. I don't do drugs. I'm a dad, and I'm very concerned, but have been advised by my attorneys to not make any more statements due to criminal actions against me and sensitive nature.
01:11:34
Speaker
And so everybody's like, this doesn't make any sense. What is going on Right? And then comes... a white knight, a knight in shining armor to, uh, to, to, to shed clarity on all of this and to really like point us in the right direction here. Any guesses on who Jeffrey Epstein? Cause he's still alive.
01:11:58
Speaker
It could be, it could be. Oh, uh, none other than definite agent provocateur within the right Milo Yiannopoulos.
01:12:14
Speaker
highly novelous Milo Yiannopoulos is a terrorist, dude. He's just like, he is a malevolent force. Just ruins the lives of anybody he gets close to. It's kind of funny. It's like, ah it's like, a it's kind of like watching piranana piranhas, like tear up a cow carcass, you know, like, I don't want to be anywhere near that.
01:12:39
Speaker
But it's interesting to watch. So he says, he starts posting screenshot of text conversations. He says, I'm in touch with Elijah. I told him to get off the internet for a couple weeks and go to rehab.
01:12:50
Speaker
It's better for everyone to just rip the bandaid off. So I'll share with you over the next few hours, the info doing the rounds in private, or at least what I've been able to confirm. I had him, I had him turn over all his socials to me. He gave me all of his passwords and I'm going to set the record straight.
01:13:05
Speaker
Yeah. then I really don't know what this guy's deal is, but he he ruins this man's life. He says, i mean, to be fair, this man already was on a crash course to ruining his life.
01:13:21
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Like this was going to come out eventually, but like he he te lit the fuse. He says ah he's in a text to Elijah Schaefer. He says, I've seen a dossier someone put together. Everything is coming out. My advice is check yourself into a facility sooner rather than later. There may be a life for you after this, but it's going to depend on being totally honest about all the details, and it's going to require sympathy.
01:13:44
Speaker
As far as I can see, drug addiction is the only card you have left to play. If I were you, I would go out of my way to be generous and decent with the wife and kids. the cross This cross filing in other states for divorce is insultingly childish and stupid.
01:13:58
Speaker
Observers will be asking, haven't you put the poor girl through enough? The investors don't matter. If they met you and still wrote you a check, that's on them. I'm sure it will be a while before you're ready to start putting your life back together. But when you are, I will help you.
01:14:13
Speaker
I've been trying to signal to you for the past year or so to cut the BS and talk to me. I was hoping everybody could avoid this. Wow. He says, you may wish to be offline for the next week or two.
01:14:25
Speaker
So Elijah responds back. What do you mean? See some desisting people right now, but I got my car back. So that's good. Oh yeah. response Are you stupid? Well, I just says, what do you mean?
01:14:35
Speaker
Wait, just seeing the top of this. Hey man, I'm going through some tough things. Can you help me here? What dossier shot you a call? He says, your tweets have been so erratic and insane that people are asking if you killed your family. there's a dossier being circulated that reveals all the details about riffs collapse your drinking slash substance abuse your affair with sarah stock boom whoa where wherere where where alarm bells i love how he drops that like it was previous knowledge but he actually was there for it he's like oh yeah and everybody knows about your affair and it's like what what Sexual habits and perversions, alleged prostitution, your wife filing for divorce, and then you filing back in a different state so you can make out that you dumped her. so Dude, he just got buried.
01:15:32
Speaker
So he says, so this person, Sarah Stock, have you ever heard of her? No. So she's a conservative influencer. like That came to no surprise.
01:15:44
Speaker
she's kind of eric bath barbie sort of yes very erica kirk i think she's like i don't know how big she was before this oh yeah so she's kind of like a trad trad wife trend follower deal you know and she was sort of i think starting to make a name for herself in conservative circles and whatnot um seems like a lot of people refer to her as an e-girl e-girl that's at the center of the problems here the the the commentary on this whole thing is kind of weird and gross what is it eager that i guess it's just a a female influencer i guess that i always thought of an e-girl as like you know uh the
01:16:31
Speaker
like multicolored hair and facial piercings and kind of like, ah you know, cutesy goth type look or whatever. But apparently to these people, it's like any any woman on the internet who says anything.
01:16:46
Speaker
But ill I'll give you an idea of what kind of things Sarah Stock is, she's into. the problem of xenophobic nationalism don't you think that's better for americans in general xenophobic nationalism is better we should have a coherent culture everyone should be a part of the same culture we should have assimilation which do you get to choose what the culture is we already have dominant culture based on european and christian values and identity that is the dominant culture it's rooted in european identity white so so europeans gave that shit up Well, not like there's some Europeans that are dealing with some like Italy is ah pretty far right right now. But the Christian thing, Europeans gave that up well before we did.
01:17:35
Speaker
Yeah, but she just doing that whole thing, just riding the trends and stuff like that. and You know, she's a big advocate of, you know, purity and waiting for marriage and anti-abortion and all that stuff. One of the interesting kind of twists in all this and maybe part of how this all happens is...
01:17:55
Speaker
Both her and Schaefer have been pretty outspoken about Israel. They're not fans of Israel. Maybe that's got nothing to do with some of this, but like you do have to wonder, like, who is compiling a dossier on Elijah Schaefer? But, you you know, he actually was like kind of making some of the rounds a little bit, ah I don't know, a couple months ago because he was being sued by cash Patel's girlfriend for insinuating that she was a honeypot.
01:18:22
Speaker
Nice. But anyways, Milo jumps on, on Sarah next. Uh, he says, this is another text conversation. He says, if your husband doesn't know now is the time I understand that you won't see it like,
01:18:36
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. I understand that you won't see it like this for a long time, but as you can see from the above, it is better for everyone that things come out in one burst today instead of metastasizing over weeks. Don't let him find out from somebody else.
01:18:50
Speaker
So Milo shared all these texts that he had. Yes. he he goes what you do He goes to bat. He goes to bat for on Twitter and then blows him up with a release of their private text conversation.
01:19:04
Speaker
Yeah. He's like mil isn' to a lot of people. How is he still around? I'm telling you, and he is a terrorist. Why does anybody trust him? That's what I keep asking is like, why did they tell this guy anything? He like lulled them into a sense of like, hey, sex, I'm here to help them into a sense of gay sex. And then they're like, I can't have that would talk Schaefer into it.
01:19:28
Speaker
So then, okay, so this is ah this is him just talking, okay? He says, or tweeting. He says, in February 2025, Sarah Stock and Elijah Schaefer began sleeping together. The affair ended on the day she got engaged, about six months later. In that time, they experienced multiple pregnancy scares.
01:19:44
Speaker
It is alleged by one former acquaintance that Sarah got at least one abortion. They don't believe it. Dude, these people. These fucking people, they don't, if this is true, which look, I don't trust Milo, but I do when it comes to hot goss. I think Milo's telling the truth. ah I it's the horse's mouth.
01:20:06
Speaker
I pregnancy scares in 2025. What doing? what are we doing Well, and it's especially salacious because she gets engaged to this other guy, and I think he's a conservative influencer or something as well. They have to stick together. it's not these Dude, these makesy these aren't these are like the marriages of kings and queens. you know this is It's all political.
01:20:32
Speaker
It's all – didn't know about any of this until this. And, you know, like they're, they're, they publish, like she publicized, I don't know. I don't know what, what all her husband does, but she publicized like the idea of like, you know, I believe in purity and I'm, we're waiting for marriage and stuff.
01:20:53
Speaker
They actually went to the Vatican and got a blessing from the Pope on their marriage. That Pope needs like people have been people have been singing some praises of this Pope, but he clearly has a blind spot that makes him ineligible to accomplish the duties of his role. Yeah, I mean, he's doing that. If he's giving them a blessing, how much did they pay for that? Are they still doing indulgences? Oh, it's got to be a paid thing. I mean, they're not that famous or anything like that. No, it's crazy that they even got that done.
01:21:24
Speaker
He says, Milo goes on and says, Stock and Schaefer had sex on the day they met at the CAC conference, which I've been to. little feather in my cap. You have? Yeah, I did. don't think we've talked about that.
01:21:39
Speaker
What'd you do there? I took a, it was a- An oath ah like oath to protect this country? Yeah. In your little 2A group? I think I have a copy of it. I have sworn on the altar of God, total resistance against every form of charity against the mind of
01:21:56
Speaker
Yeah, no, I when I was at Hillsdale, like the College Republican group there was like, we're doing a CPAC trip, you know, it's it's like 50 bucks and you we're taking the bus down and you can come along and enjoy the conference and stuff. So me and my roommate and a couple of our friends went ah and we didn't go to a single thing at the conference. We never stepped foot in the building. Yeah. That was my equivalent of being at Liberty involved in that charismatic prayer group and taking a trip to IHOP.
01:22:25
Speaker
Yeah, there we go. The International House of Prayer, in case anyone was confused, which I didn't attend to. And there's some good juicy news that. Yeah, yeah that's ah that's a wild story. I had no idea. Our buddy, um who's the meme page guy that we had on from Kansas City that was in that group? but mike Mike Cringe, right?
01:22:46
Speaker
No, no. This was um the guy that does like the the scene kid. me Oh, it's... um God, why am I forgetting it on the spot? I'm pretty bad about this. He's awesome. I like that guy a lot.
01:22:59
Speaker
Oh, Mike is Australian. He's an IHOP. um Okay, so he says, in recordings of Stock confessing the affair, she claims large amounts of alcohol involved. Stage Dive Jesus?
01:23:10
Speaker
Was it Stage Dive Jesus? I think it might have been. Yeah. ah They told each other they loved one another. Elijah told her he was thinking of leaving his wife for her. Stock's husband has met Schaefer many times, but did not know about their sexual relationship when he proposed. In this recording, Stock can be heard admitting to the affair, adding that she does not plan to tell her husband about it.
01:23:31
Speaker
And somebody, i don't know who the person on the phone is, but somebody recorded a conversation a phone conversation with Sarah stock. And in it, she like confesses to the fact that she's, she had this affair with Schaefer and it's, it's part of why she's gotten a lot of criticism because she, so in the recording, she, she clearly doesn't like Schaefer very much anymore. Cause she kind of trashes on him like throughout, which, well, yeah, he's a liability. she fits
01:24:02
Speaker
He murders his ah domestic partners. It's good. You gotta be careful around people like that. So she confesses to like having sex with him at CPAC, but she was like, and well, he, he got me really drunk and you know, I had a rash and he was like, Oh, you should get some Benadryl. And then he like fed me a bunch of drinks. And so I blacked out. Was that rash on her clitoris?
01:24:33
Speaker
I mean, we can only assume. So somebody recorded this conversation with her and then gave it to Milo. Unbelievable. This guy, I feel like. Who is this?
01:24:46
Speaker
Who is he Like, I remember talking about him three or so years ago where he like completely fell off. He crashed out. Huge. Huge.
01:24:56
Speaker
And somehow this guy rises from the ashes, it's makes which which, like you said earlier, makes me wonder if these people are like, some of these people are plants to destroy the right from the inside.
01:25:09
Speaker
It does feel like that. And they all accuse each other of being gay behind the scenes. You know, like they accuse Fuentes of being gay. The people accuse him of being gay, all this stuff. Oh, so they're just guys. Yeah.
01:25:24
Speaker
I'll go easy on that one. I feel like guys in perpetuity will anduse and will accuse each other of being gay. So he goes on, he talks about like ah a bunch of shots. I blacked out this and that and the other. He says, Schaefer constantly questioned Stock's faith at the time as, or so several former employees allege, masquerading as an Orthodox Christian himself, wearing oversized religious jewelry. When she, when he met Stock's husband, Schaefer kissed him on the forehead in the manner of a priest.
01:25:54
Speaker
Elijah Schaefer's affair with Sarah Stock will come as a surprise to some observers, many of whom are convinced that Schaefer is, or at least was, gay. yeah and Others regard him as a cookie cutter. That's coming from Milo, who is gay.
01:26:10
Speaker
i mean, he he touts himself as a reformed gay. He's not gay anymore, right? He's still doing the not gay thing? Yeah, no, I think he's seriously just like a gay honeypot for all these days Others regard him as a cookie cutter, drunken womanizer. Both groups are correct. Schaefer says he had a quote twink phase before got married. milo said slender Milo says it's not gay if you ask for forgiveness afterwards.
01:26:38
Speaker
it's true it's five second rule you know a t twink is a slender young homosexual male who enjoys being aggressively anally penetrated by an older active usually more mass muscular partner this period seems to coincide with Schaefer's time as a youth pastor I like that he feels an easy described twink like the people on the right don't actually know in full detail what that is just envision me as you know younger thinner and more honest yeah It also happens to be what people have accused me of my entire life.
01:27:14
Speaker
So apparently Schaefer was a youth pastor at some point. That's crazy. Just adds to the pile, right? This is, this was my favorite part. A little-known fact about Schaefer is that he attended church with and grew up around... dot dot dot Benny Johnson, at whose at whose house Schaefer attended sleepovers while they both attended Calvary Chapel. Schaefer left the church in a hurry when he was discovered having sex with another man. so who I don't know who's...
01:27:45
Speaker
benny johnson is another conservative loser that has little round glasses and kind of like spiked forward hair he would would know him if you saw him he's just like the new sean hannity when you say he left in a hurry i think of him like pulling up his pants as he runs out the door like i can't get out of this church He's like missing a button on his shirt. He's just shuffling real fast like a power walker. He's actually leaving a trail.
01:28:13
Speaker
Leaving a trail. as he tries to pull his pants up past his ass. it
01:28:23
Speaker
Oh my god, dude. um Despite his own past, one of Schaefer's favorite subjects is Nick Fuentes' homosexuality. stupid gay I can't get over the gay bashing! It's so funny. It's so so funny!
01:28:43
Speaker
yeah
01:28:46
Speaker
It's so over the top! It's so... they It's just, so it's what they all do. They just all went like, they all like shake hands in public. And then they were, they go around to everybody and they're like, you know, he's gay, right? They never evolved from middle school.
01:29:02
Speaker
This is what you do in middle school. You accidentally like brush knuckles with a guy. you're like Oh, you're gay now. Oh, you're so gay. Like that's all that these guys do. Oh, my God. Fuentes' homosexuality, a subject Schaefer returns to again and again, according to Sarah Stock, who comments in this second recording on how much crap Elijah talks about Fuentes in private.
01:29:27
Speaker
By the way, I've confirmed that Schaefer's wife and children are safe. Well, thanks, Milo. Appreciate that. That was an afterthought. Oh, by the way, yeah the people you thought were murdered and chopped up and placed under the floorboards, they're good.
01:29:39
Speaker
There
Evangelical Hypocrisies: A Question of Belief?
01:29:40
Speaker
are too many examples of outrageous hypocrisy to list, but here's the kind of thing Stock was posting online while she was near weekly and for six months cheating on her boyfriend with Elijah Schaefer.
01:29:51
Speaker
Coming from Milo to talk about the... Oh my God. Actually, that's not quite true. we do know We do know if she made him wait. She did because Sarah Stock's husband believed he was marrying a virgin. That's what she told him or at least allowed him to believe. What we don't know is how she explained not being intact on the big night.
01:30:14
Speaker
The hymen. We're really getting into right now. Okay. That's ah that's a lot. She's like, oh, you've never heard of dildos? would to say so she's like oh you've never heard of dildos Like the whole hiding thing. Let's like to let's to get into it.
01:30:34
Speaker
Oh, her do we want? OK. Well, Milo says vigorous horse riding has been known to claim the hymenial integrity of teen girls. This is less common than women like to suggest. And we know that there's a strong correlation but between being on the far right and being a horse girl.
01:30:55
Speaker
No, but the hymen thing is hilarious because like, I remember being told about that growing up evangelical, right? Where you like learn this thing. You're like, like, I, you this is crazy. This is bringing back actually memories that I probably wouldn't have recalled outside of this conversation. When your hymen broke?
01:31:13
Speaker
Yeah. My but hymen. Yeah.
01:31:17
Speaker
No, that's just an anal fissure. No, like, yeah, but like, so when you have sex for the first time, if you're, this as so your I shouldn't say ah SO, the person you married on your wedding night is a virgin, there'll be some blood on the tip of your penis, and that's because you broke the hymen, so you win. But, like,
01:31:45
Speaker
that there's in In our modern day society, there are tons of ways that that would not occur anymore. like My understanding, and feel free people feel free to comment because we're idiots and we didn't learn about how sex worked. We only really started learning about it truly in our thirty s So let's be fair here. Okay.
01:32:09
Speaker
But my understanding is from talking with my wife is that women often break their hymen with tampons and things like that. There are plenty of ways if you wait. That's why they're immoral.
01:32:21
Speaker
There are plenty of ways where your hymen can break by the time you're 23 years old. When you go back and you talk like when you think about the time where that was important, it was like, oh, you're 14.
01:32:37
Speaker
You are now of age to be my wife. Going back to Epstein files type shit. ah That like biblical nonsense of like... Talmudic. Right. People were getting married and they're like shortly after puberty. You're like, that was a good way to tell at the time. It's not anymore. But for some reason, we've carried on this weird concept that if you don't have blood on your penis after you have sex with your wife for the first time 28 years old, you...
01:33:07
Speaker
you
Milo Yiannopoulos Exposes Schaefer's Scandals
01:33:08
Speaker
she might've lied to you. And now you have to go through this like absolute doom spiral of whether or not you had sex with a virgin or she lied to you about getting nutted in by a bunch of other dudes prior to that. It's crazy shit. I feel like that never crossed my mind.
01:33:25
Speaker
Like when we got married and it may be because I didn't know. You did not know about it. It actually did cross my mind. But I didn't linger on it too long. But I did consider it. I'm like, oh, I wonder.
01:33:39
Speaker
like that That's one of those like intrusive thoughts that men get is like growing up evangelical is if this doesn't happen, did like has my partner been lying to me the whole time? like you It literally is this like evangelicalism is how do we create foundations of distrust while masquerading in this idea that trust is the most important thing imaginable?
01:34:03
Speaker
Well, let me rephrase. Trust is important. But when you're giving a false sense of... When you're giving false information and this like false sense of like what's important is... ah I mean, because we know like this story alone is is showing us that like I thought I was marrying a virgin. like How old are these people? 30? I'm going to say 20s, maybe mid-20s, something like that. like You're just...
01:34:31
Speaker
it's It's likely not the case. It's just... I can tell you from being on the Reddit... It's just such nothing... nothing to to care about. Like it's such a stupid thing to worry about. How many stories of being on, like being on Reddit and Christian dating of like, I'm having a really hard time because I'm 37 years old and this woman or man that I want to be in a relationship with has had sexual partners before me. And I don't know if I could handle it. And you're just like, and they're only 19.
01:35:06
Speaker
it's just it's sad it's very sad but also hilarious in this context so keep it going really stupid uh yeah and i and just as i will say i was like 22 when i learned that girls didn't pee out of their vagina yeah that's just where i was at mentally but there's a little special hole above it I thought it was all just one big pipe.
01:35:31
Speaker
yeah Well, it is for dudes, so it makes sense that you would think that. Yeah, multi-use. Elijah Schaefer's drinking, drug-taking, and extramarital affairs have been relentless for the duration of his marriage.
01:35:45
Speaker
A union hastily arranged once he decided to pursue a conservative media career. And this is where it's like you just have to go, okay, this is a malicious man. He is is out to wreck this guy. One thing hasn't changed from Schaefer's days as a youth pastor.
01:36:01
Speaker
He still like things shoved up his bum. Dude, Milo is desperately trying to claw his way back up to the top. And he's not doing a good job.
01:36:12
Speaker
He's on the top for me. He's my favorite one. He's your favorite top to your bottom? Exactly. His fetish for pegging is sufficiently well known that has been disclosed repeatedly, including by influencer Brittany Venti.
01:36:29
Speaker
Another name that it comes up a lot that I don't know who that is, but it's like lately I've seen Brittany Venti like 300 times in a very short period. I don't know.
01:36:40
Speaker
Schaefer owns an electric dildo, which he has taken with him on vacations to El Salvador and other places. What is Milo doing? On these trips, he hires and brags about hiring female prostitutes, but spends much of their time together being anally, mechanically penetrated by the workers. What is he doing?
01:37:04
Speaker
I don't know Why does he know? all Why does he? How does he claim to know all this? It's the dossier. Schaefer is on a cocktail of both illegal and prescription drugs, including peptides and accelerants. He has been blacking out from excessive alcohol consumption in combination with these chemicals multiple days per week for years, as he confesses in this third recording.
01:37:28
Speaker
Out of respect for Schaefer's wife and for the sake of his own children, I am not reproducing messages between the Schaefer's. Suffice it to say that Elijah's conduct as husband and father has been derelict, frightening, and neglectful in the extreme.
01:37:44
Speaker
After years of infidelity, insensual drunken rants, abuse, and even being falsely implicated in felonies, Schaefer's wife filed for divorce in Texas in January. Worried about his manly public image, Schaefer filed in Florida so he could pretend he had instigated the divorce.
01:38:03
Speaker
And he posts like copies of the paperwork. And all of this is out of respect for Schaefer, just to be clear? for For his family, at least. Yeah, yeah. And maybe, maybe what he saw in the messages and stuff was just like, oh this guy's such a piece of garbage. I'm lighting him on fire.
01:38:20
Speaker
Yeah, he's such a piece of garbage. I think he just likes to do this. Yeah, because Milo's an equally giant piece of garbage. Yeah. Yeah. Schaefer faces a messy divorce made more difficult by because he is flat broke.
01:38:36
Speaker
He raised money for a new endeavor, Rift TV, at a $5 million dollars valuation, including one investment of over $250,000. But that money is already gone, as are the staff. Rift TV is insolvent, heading for bankruptcy.
01:38:51
Speaker
As I write to you, dozens of stories about this private modus operandi are flooding in. They are all the same. Aggressive sexual assault, profligate spending, vast quantities of drugs and alcohol, and at the end of the night, a foreign object in a life of Schaefer's rectal great. where' is Where is Milo sharing this from?
01:39:18
Speaker
ah he just has a whole bunch of info somehow on Elijah's shape. Is this a tweet? Is this blog? This is a tweet. Yeah, this is a tweet thread.
01:39:29
Speaker
See, the worst thing that ever happened to Twitter slash X is eliminating the character limit. you right Do you want to hear like a victim story?
01:39:41
Speaker
Who's the victim? ah some Somebody that sent a text to him about says, here's my Elijah two story. After an event hosted with Elijah, he went out drinking with attendees. He flirted with college girls the entire time and only took a brief break to FaceTime his wife.
01:39:58
Speaker
He was very drunk. The next day, one girl from that night told me that Elijah had put his hand down her pants when she told him mo she told him no multiple times. He also tried to make her touch him. After she pushed back and told him no multiple times, he eventually stopped.
01:40:14
Speaker
She didn't want me to make a big deal out of it, but I was pretty upset and stopped working with Elijah. Elijah claimed he did coke on a bong. I have no clue if that is even possible. And at one of the dive bars, I saw him go into a bathroom with literally 10 college girls who were doing coke.
01:40:31
Speaker
Damn. So, hey, he sucks. I mean, that's there's no way around it. I believe all that. I believe everything Milo has said and what this person has said. Me too. He's doing the service. I will say after scrolling his his Twitter a little bit, i mean, he he's not a good man. Yeah.
01:40:51
Speaker
But amongst his better work is his like fervent hatred for ah Laura Loomer. Okay. There was a video a while back of those two screaming at each other at a party and him and a he's in a cowboy hat and he's just like full on like sassy gay dude tearing her a new one and she's screaming back at him. See, like half of his Twitter page is just devoted to like calling Laura Loomer the devil or fat or ugly.
01:41:23
Speaker
whatever And you know what? That's the Lord's work. Has this guy responded to any of this at all on on Twitter or anything? Yeah, just typical Dan Bongino stuff of like, yeah, well, I'm taking this by the horns and I'm going after the people who've done this to me, blah, blah, blah.
01:41:44
Speaker
Taking it by the horns is probably the wrong analogy to use when you're being accused of all sorts of k sex. I'm taking it from the horns.
01:41:55
Speaker
Oh, man. The loser. Very fun story. Thanks for brightening up this episode. Yeah, yeah, no problem. I will say like one of the kind of depressing things about it a little bit was I was when I was scrolling through videos about it because most of who I found making videos about it was other right wing people.
01:42:14
Speaker
And like because they like to eat their own. i Yeah, me happier because right like for the longest time, the problem was the left eating their own. And that's still a problem.
01:42:25
Speaker
But the right man, they really took the lead on that this past year. Yeah, they definitely did. and it's like under the guise of like, you know, calling out the rot in the movement. You know, we got it. We got to cut out the like the gangrenous flesh.
01:42:42
Speaker
to to let the wound heal or whatever, but like, give me a break. Because there's nobody innocent in that circle. All of them are hacks and shills and fucking freaks.
01:42:53
Speaker
Every single one of them. So like when one person finally goes out and accuses one person, it just, the house of cards collapses. Accusations fly.
01:43:04
Speaker
It's gross like when you takeway when you look at this and you're like, oh, this is a really bad guy who got involved with this girl and she made bad decisions and betrayed her you know boyfriend at the time, but eventually her husband and stuff. She's not honest about what she did and whatnot.
01:43:21
Speaker
But Schaefer seems to me to be the primary villain in all of this. Like he is a scumbag. And like all of these right wing dudes that talk about it are like, you know, it just goes to show you never an e-girl, not even once. It's like, why don't you about never cocaine?
01:43:39
Speaker
Yeah, never a mess battery. Yeah, like there's there's a lot to criticize besides like this is why you don't get involved with the girls like ah he did have a wife. He shouldn't be involved with anybody.
01:43:51
Speaker
Right. Like, oh, my God, the the immediate like impulse to blame ah the woman is actually incredibly biblical. Thank you. I actually appreciate them standing on biblical principles.
01:44:03
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I think the rule is like you should submit to everyone's husbands. Let them put their hands down your pants, even if you don't like it. You can't say no. It's God's order.
01:44:17
Speaker
I don't know what you want us to do with that. Yeah. So good people. I'm I wish we wish them well. Yeah. It's like Glenn Max. We wish her well. We wish them well.
01:44:28
Speaker
You know, it's so
Trump's Controversial Affiliations
01:44:29
Speaker
funny. Real quick. And we'll jump off. but Trump and the wish them well thing. The way he turned on Clinton, they I always liked Clinton. And then they they go, you can find the audio. It's a, he's like,
01:44:44
Speaker
Now that Clinton's like, yeah, I'll i'll go testify ah about the Epstein files. Trump's like, well, I always liked Clinton. Clinton. makes It makes me sad that people are going after him. And they're like, what do you like about him? And he's like, well, you know, he his demeanor towards me.
01:45:00
Speaker
He was always nice to me. Like he goes to that all the time. It's like they were nice to me. Oh, they sang my praises. I like them. Like everything about him is did you blow smoke up his ass? He likes you now.
01:45:14
Speaker
Yep. He's a child. He's a fucking child. It will close. Yeah, he sucks.
Concluding Thoughts: A Satirical Reflection
01:45:19
Speaker
And he craps his pants in public and maybe he'll have a stroke and die soon. That would be the crapping his pants.
01:45:28
Speaker
Dude, God, if you're real, if you're up there. All of this awful stuff going on. I think you owe us one. Okay. It feels that way. Just, just a little, just a tiny blood clot.
01:45:42
Speaker
Just, you know, right to the brain. Can you at least do that? Can you do us a solid? Please. Thank you. We appreciate it. ah Amen. Alleluia. All that.
01:45:53
Speaker
Yes. Amen. Amen.
01:45:58
Speaker
All right. Well, thanks everybody for listening. we'll time. See you next.