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Ep. 264 – r/christiandating: Be Honest, Were You a Prostitute?
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This week we’re digging into some advice posts on Reddit! The online church is fielding a wide variety of questions from alternative engagement jewelry, to alarmingly possessive boyfriends, to the very real threat of demonic porn possession. Come along with us while we assist these brothers and sisters in Christ!
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Humorous Start: Hentai and Rule 34
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I feel like laying next to your wife and watching hentai would be that she should leave you. Yeah, no, that doesn't even count. It's cartoons, dude. That doesn't count. Oh, yeah, that's true.
00:00:12
Speaker
Yeah. Can you print hentai off at the public library and not get in trouble? um Yeah. Yes. I mean, it uses a lot of ink. Personally, you you could do that.
00:00:26
Speaker
No, the weirdest thing would be like any rule 34 shit. You're like, it's cranking into Simpsons porn. Yeah, your wife should leave you immediately.
Introduction and Current Events Overview
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Immediately you should be single and your kids shouldn't be allowed to be in the same space as you without supervision.
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Speaker
Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Growing Up Christian. I'm Sam. And I'm Casey. And it's been a week since we last talked current events.
War Timeline and Social Media Reactions
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ah And those weren't great. That whole situation, not good at all. Things were just... It's all looking up. Things were just heating up. um You know, we went from, in a matter of one week, we went from this going This war going for a couple of days to like, well, maybe a week to ah maybe four to six weeks to now where I think we're locked in. I think it's now been, I think we've just kind of locked into a forever war.
00:01:47
Speaker
um The goalpost has changed. you know It was nice seeing a bunch of cucks on Facebook last week go to bat for Trump talking about... I remember I read some stuff from that dude who was like, ask all the Venezuelans and Iranians who are cheering in the streets because they're going to give them regime change. And that's what they've really wanted.
00:02:06
Speaker
I don't know about you, Casey, but the last seven updates I've seen come from the White House when it comes to their goals over in Iran have not once mentioned regime change. That's over. We're done with regime change.
00:02:18
Speaker
Yeah. No, it's a we're we're not we're not married to any certain outcome. No, other than just like to shoot guns. We do and steal oil because um apparently the
U.S. Oil Plans and Economic Manipulation
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U.S. plans to seize all Iranian oil worth nearly $15 trillion. dollars I get some like clips from Fox News here, which whatever. White House official Jared agent declares the U.S. will seize all the oil from Iran.
00:02:45
Speaker
Iran to neutralize threats in the state of Hormuz and to end terrorist control over vast reserves. All the terrorists control all the oil now. We're just concerned about the reserves and safekeeping. don't think that's going happen at this point.
00:03:03
Speaker
i don't think that's goingnna happen at this point I just don't think things are going well. I hope whatever oil we take, Trump gets to put in that same um slush fund that he brought the ah Venezuelan oil money to. I hope he sells it and gets to just keep adding billions and billions of dollars to that same slush fund in his name.
00:03:22
Speaker
It's just his private fucking... I mean, what is that, dude? I haven't done a lot like looking into that one, but that one like is making my brain short-circuit. the like the ah money he's made off of the venet of a venezuelan oil he put into like some off some fucking offshore account it's just in his own personal name like that's nuts i i don't know how any of it works honestly like it doesn't even matter doesn' make any sense because now you can actually just do whatever you want and that's the new way it works
00:03:54
Speaker
I like how we will well ah like a government official will put out a tweet, which will completely upend the stock market, and then they'll delete it like three hours later after ah just a couple of people have made like a million dollars off of it. Yeah, yeah. That's a cool trick. That one's been going on a lot lately, too.
00:04:15
Speaker
Imagine, dude, we're just getting like Hawk Tua coined by our own government like three times a day now. Every day they tweet out like, all right, y'all, I'm going to bed.
00:04:26
Speaker
And then we lose like 6 million off the ah the global economy. It's true. and it's it's just so crazy to live in a time where markets are that volatile, right? Like you used to not be able to just say words and change the entire market for like, you know, a good two or three hours.
00:04:45
Speaker
Like Elon, Elon's now in some more. Almost like all a fake house of cards. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, It is. it's It's been a house of cards for a while. was just like a less... Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's not the right definition of a house of cards then, but it's it's
Economic Disparity and Wealth Perceptions
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fragile as fuck now. like any Anyone with a million followers can just say some nonsense, and then everyone and they're like the all their circle of friends can insider trade. Insider trading is just...
00:05:12
Speaker
More rampant now than it's ever been like every what we've seen in this administration makes like Nancy Pelosi looks like she stole her grandma's change to go to the penny candy store to get some fucking Tootsie Rolls because we know we know Pelosi's favorite candy is Tootsie Rolls.
00:05:32
Speaker
Like what else would she like? ah Maybe Werther's originals. Probably. I could see her. Mr. Pelosi likes, a you know, long cylindrical lollipops. Yeah. ah Yeah. It's just, ah it's nuts, dude. i I was having this conversation the other day about like, I said, it's just sucks that all I need is a million dollars and my life would be just fine. Like forever, essentially like forever. And these people fart and make a million dollars. Like a million dollars isn't much money now.
00:06:07
Speaker
Not when you look what money people have. Like it's a lot. I'm not don't get me wrong. Like I understand that for the the average person, it's million. But when, when I was like 12 and you would be like, Oh, would you suck a dick for $1 million? dollars And you're like, I don't know.
00:06:24
Speaker
But now you're just like, I mean, i might suck too for a hundred thousand. I was going to say, I do it for $10,000. Yeah.
00:06:32
Speaker
$10,000 is worth less than it is was now. Like now, like you, you were struggling with that question. hand job for a riding mower. Well, I have one of those. Um, but I could think of a few things that I could use around the house. Um, yeah, I mean, I'll put, just slap a free you sign on my back and,
00:06:53
Speaker
Give me what I need. i just say like, and then I was like, i you know what? i don't even need that. Like, I don't want to be greedy. $500,000 is like, feels like chump change now.
00:07:06
Speaker
And I mean, it's not considering how little I have in my bank account, but it is like when you, just the way you read about everything all the time, like $500,000 is just feels like nothing. And then Like that would pay down, like, you know, that would pay off all of my debt. I could get a couple of brand new cars. I could do some home renovations. And then I could just, all I had to do was sit back and pay my property taxes and my excise tax and some bills. Like I'd be chilling, dude. If I just 500,000, like, oh, I just, so now I'm like, you know, Googling how to just get rich quick. I need, so I'm looking at, ah
00:07:46
Speaker
You know, the fragility of ah of ah coin markets is insane, but I don't know. i I think I have a better chance of getting money off of throwing like 20 bucks here and there at like ridiculous coin markets than I do of buying $20 scratch tickets and getting $500,000. Yeah. i don't know. It could be wrong. It makes you think back.
00:08:09
Speaker
makes you think back to like, there's things when you're, when you're a young man, there are lots of situations where somebody makes you feel like a child in a room full of adults, you know? And like, I remember feeling that way. then like I feel like that happens to me still regularly.
00:08:26
Speaker
I know I'm getting better about just not doing Cause I just don't believe anyone has a grip on anything. But I remember like, like ah when you were younger and You would meet meet a guy or one of your friends who's like ah a stock dude and they would like talk in all these like grandiose terms about like their portfolio or like their trades that they're making or this or that and the other. Yeah. And you kind of feel like small and like, man, why have, why didn't I study all this stuff? Why didn't I learn how to do all this?
00:08:58
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And now when somebody does that, you're just like, yeah, shut up. I don't believe that you know anything about what's going on. Like, I don't I don't I don't buy for a second that you have some sort of like finger in the wind, you know, predictive power that that helps you make money off of this stuff. Maybe for now, but you're like three days away from like losing everything to some bad trade or something like that.
00:09:22
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like people who are in that like, well yeah, people are in that line of work like you. You don't even necessarily need like a a college degree of any sort. It's like I or a relevant or in a relevant field. A lot of times.
00:09:37
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these financial people, they just have to like kind of rise and grind for like nine months and be treated like a, like a frat, like a frat boy or something like that. And then, you know, once they, then they have to take a test, pass the test. And then all sudden they can, you know, knock on the door of like some 50 year old man and be like, Hey, i know I'm only 25, but can I manage your money for you?
00:10:01
Speaker
It's just like you don't, it's not, I feel like you just have to know terms and concepts. Like you're you're not really, you're not like a professional at market predictability. I don't really knew many of those guys, but I knew a lot of the day trader type dudes or people who did it on the side and stuff. And here's the thing with all of that now. One, don't tell me about it.
00:10:23
Speaker
I don't want to hear about it. I'm not interested in like whatever little like gambling thing you got going on. Not interested at all. It is gambling. you Two, if you never pull any money out...
00:10:34
Speaker
It's not real. So also don't tell me about it. You know, it's like a guy who like constantly tells you about winning stuff on sports gambling websites. And it's like, well, how much do you withdraw?
00:10:45
Speaker
Well, you know, I just keep it there. I i keep building the slush funnel. like ah So it's not, it's not real. We're talking about arcade coins here. Yeah. Don't tell me about it. I don't want to hear about your scheme.
00:10:57
Speaker
I know you've fallen for enough of them. Casey. Don't, you don't want people making them sound too good. That's why maybe that's why you're like you wise tune see like blah blah blah blah blah I can't hear you. that's That's it. It's not that I'm like too smart to get into it. It's that i I'm aware of how dumb I am and how easily you manipulate Yeah.
00:11:17
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Someone makes it sound too good over a ah over a dose of kratom and you might be buying Yeah, if I'm freshly powdered up, i'm i'm ready to I'm ready to throw money at something. Yeah. ah For the couple of minutes that I got into that stuff, like a few years back, you know, I like, I made, I made like a decent chunk of change off like the AMC surge, you know, like for AMC theaters. Yeah.
00:11:47
Speaker
And dude, If you intend to like pull money out of it after the fact, like you have to make so much because you lose like a huge percentage. like Your taxes on that money are insane. like There's no incentive to like pull any of it out. They just want you to keep it in there. you know which is Why is that? I mean, i i mean i guess because it's like...
00:12:09
Speaker
free money earnings, but it's it's a joke. It's what it's because keeping the American economy afloat is just like this house of cards, like, like riverboat casino garbage that we're our, our, our entire system is based on. Yeah. But if you make enough money, you don't have to pay taxes on it. There's some way around it.
00:12:30
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, i don't know. I just none of us are in that position. So yet it's not the way out. Like it's not the ah it's not what's going to save you. It is. um I'll get there. Don't worry. You know what? This is the thing. It's 2026.
00:12:47
Speaker
You know, don't complain. Just be quiet and eat your bones. That's what we're going to hear from now on. like Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up and eat your bones. Who are we going to hear that from? Because not boomers.
00:13:00
Speaker
I think that's what we've always heard from them. Yeah, that they're not going to be singing that same tune anymore. You don't realize how good you have it. Okay. Okay, Grandpa. Don't you think like Diet Coke would have like sped up their Alzheimer's rate a lot by now?
00:13:18
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You'd think they'd be dropping like flies, but they just keep on going. I know, it's crazy, because doesn't Trump drink a good bit of that when he has ah his McDonald's with him? Yeah, I mean... what he's plumpy and he poops his pants pretty frequently, but that's about it.
00:13:32
Speaker
Um, another cool, like speaking of, you know, it's not quite diet Coke and, uh, Alzheimer's, but it is a, um, a medical ah ah breakthrough breakthrough. iss not the right word. It's, uh,
00:13:47
Speaker
New understanding. Ozempic now linked to aggressive thyroid cancer. His company faces $2 billion dollar lawsuit. so that's cool. i It's funny. I saw that article the day after I was talking with a friend about a colleague at work who she was mentioned ah couple people she knew who were on it. Her mom was on it, whatever. And I'm like...
00:14:11
Speaker
Like, like everybody in Hollywood got skinny overnight on that. Like, it was just like people found out about it and they were everyone. Everyone's been using. I was like, there's no way that this like the long term studies on on losing that much weight that fast is going to like.
00:14:28
Speaker
be great. like It feels like something's going to... I don't know how many how many ah like miracle there drugs there are. right like If there's this drug that's like doing this awesome thing that that's like perfectly what you need with zero side effects, that's crazy. like ah it doesn't ah That never exists. It it feels like it's a like always like a yin-yang situation.
00:14:50
Speaker
and Then the next day, there it is. ah Cancer and the lymph nodes. There you go. Hope the hope getting skinny was worth it Well, you know, I'm sure if it causes problems, they'll have to pay up for the ah the after effects.
00:15:04
Speaker
Oh, yeah, they always do. Maybe they'll... Guess who did pay up? let's I was just about to talk about someone who didn't, so you go first. Okay, so I talked to the other day, or a couple episodes ago, about the drunk guy running into my fence.
00:15:20
Speaker
Yeah. So the insurance company that I was pretty sure was not going to do anything with it, they actually came through and I got like $3,400 coming back.
00:15:31
Speaker
Okay. they would They destroyed about $10,000 worth of fence, but hey, go insurance. The fence was pretty shot. It needed to come down anyways. So they basically paid me $3,400 to do what I was supposed to do anyways. Yeah. No, it was ah it's not like it was a fence that was doing anything for you.
00:15:51
Speaker
It's not like oh it's not like it was keeping animals in or out. It was just like was just like a decorative fence, essentially. Yeah, it was just a warning to passersby. Yeah, it was. Hey, this is private property.
00:16:06
Speaker
It was just a place for me to hang my we don't call 911 revolver sign. Yeah. Yeah. you you're um You had like your beware of dog plaques. your your This house is protected by ADT signs. yeah
00:16:26
Speaker
ye Psychological warfare. yeah but I guess we're all a little bit Israeli. yeah This house is protected by the IDF. Did you ah do you see the the video of the IDF guys knocking down security cameras all over the all over ah Tel Aviv and Jerusalem? No. Because they're trying to do like a media blackout on like whatever damage they're taking, which seems...
00:16:51
Speaker
Extensive. it doesn't tell But it seems extensive. It seems like they're really, ah they're taking like a Bonnie Blue level pounding right now. I mean, the videos of Iranian missiles raining from the sky is fucking nuts.
00:17:06
Speaker
I really, ah the ones filmed like from Lebanon where there's a guy watching them fall and going, Allahu Akbar. those are my favorite yeah those are the best ones you can't help but smile a little bit it was just the excitement the sheer excitement the sheer reverence for god in that moment is uh it's gonna be like the first thing that you could celebrate in i don't know like three and a half years yeah if you lived in lebanon right dude i mean whatever we whatever
00:17:42
Speaker
But like, what even is what even is the middle? Like what is I don't know, dude, I can't, it's it's just such a mess. It's such a mess. Like, and it's mostly, it's mostly all Israel's fall. Like literally the ones who are involved. and We could put our finger on what exactly is going on everywhere.
00:18:04
Speaker
It really shatters the facade that we were brought up in. Right. Um, Did you send me a video or did I watch the video about, oh, um Charles McBride. Charles McBride posted a video about it. Everyone obviously friend of the show.
00:18:20
Speaker
If you don't follow him, follow him. He has great inputs on a lot of things. But he was just talking about like all the propaganda that we've received since we were children about how dangerous Iran is. like But like what if we ever... like like ah they've it like It was like one of the Call of Duty games. The plot was the Iranians trying to smuggle in nukes from the southern border to blow up American cities. and like He named like two other like media pieces of media where it's just Iranians trying to smuggle nukes somewhere and then either like Mossad or the CIA stopping it from happening. It's just...
00:19:00
Speaker
like that endless propaganda. And then like, if you ask our land, all of that stuff. But if you ask me about it, like if you ask me about our like personal geopolitics with them, like I would, you like, you would, you have what you believe you learned as a kid. And then you realize that like, they keep talking about Iran, but I don't really know.
00:19:24
Speaker
i don't really know what they've done to us so far. um in my lifetime i mean what iran has done to us yeah it's like i'm saying like it's not like like you could talk about afghanistan you can talk about iraq you can talk about stuff like that which is still you know not entirely real um you know uh blame like iraq being like WMDs in Iraq. It's the same story, but I don't know. you just like you just he could say What I'm saying is the facade broke. There's nothing to point to. yeah That's what it why they have to talk about like the 70s and the Iranian hostage scandal. and stuff like They've brought that up in like multiple press conferences and stuff. and it's like what do We're going back a quarter century or a half century to find something to complain about with these guys. and and All the claims, the ones that like you really...
00:20:18
Speaker
like the ones that have shattered for me are just like the constant like you know drumbeat of you know iran is the biggest sponsor of terrorism they're behind hezbollah and they're behind hamas and they're behind the houthis and they're right you know just this and that and this you know like iran is responsible for every single like group that we see as a quote unquote bad actor you know it It kind of reminds you of like back in the day. i mean Because they've done the same thing with Russia to some extent. you know And like obviously Russia's become a lot more criticizable over the last you know four years here.
00:20:55
Speaker
right but you know like I remember being a kid and they talked about like you know Russia is actually paying bounties on like you know killing American soldiers in Afghanistan. Right.
00:21:05
Speaker
i Really? Wow. That's just like a claim that you absorb as a kid. And and then you think about it later and you're like, and really? Why? Why would they do that? Like they continued to treat Russia as if it was the USSR, like right long after that regime had fell and stuff. You know, I don't know. It's just so much of it. We were sitting around talking the other day and like somebody rattled off a couple of those claims, you know, and I was thinking about it like they were talking about North Korea.
00:21:33
Speaker
And like, I don't know, I've seen some stuff about North Korea. Like, i'm I'm sure it's not a place that I'm sure that the Kim regime is bad, right? And that they are oppressive and and authoritarian. But, dude, we've we've been talking about North Korea as like,
00:21:50
Speaker
you know, a, an ongoing national apocalypse zombie style for years and years and years. Like, Oh, the, the North Koreans have to grind up bugs that they find in the woods because it's the only source of food and this and that the other. After all of this, you just think like, well, I don't know. Maybe but i I don't really know anything. about north We've been lied to about everything else. Yeah.
00:22:13
Speaker
Right. And then you go like, I, growing up, it was always like Kim Jong was a Kim Jong Kim Jong Kim Jong Il Kim Jong Il was the original. Yeah. So when we were son was the original Kim Jong Il was the one from we were kids. Kim Kim Jong Il now Kim Jong Il. I was always, he's like, he's absolutely nuts. We he's crazy. They're like, we really need to worry about that because he wouldn't care about launching a nuke at somebody. He wouldn't even care if he wanted. He would love to nuke us. He would he would just be so happy to nuke us that he wouldn't even care if his people got nuked because he's such an evil man. That was like the whole thing we got about him. And look, I don't know how evil he was, but I know how impractical that and implausible that whole idea is. Obviously, wasn't true.
00:23:01
Speaker
Never got nuked. And um but it's just like it's just it's like lore. Like I heard that. But I didn't have any I didn't have any evidence or understanding or like good reason to believe that he was, in fact, like suicidally psychotic in that way. And it's like, obviously, he was anybody that they have to they had to paint that way as like, you don't understand. This is an irrational person. They don't understand quid per quo like they can't.
00:23:32
Speaker
they There's no cost benefit analysis going on there. They have a religious fervor for killing you know us because we're Americans and we're free or whatever. And the irony is that's us. That's been us the whole time. It's just – it's like whatever we say, whatever we whatever accusations we make about other people, it's like it's just that's what we're doing. Or – Right now, and the funniest thing, like they'll create i' not funny, it sucks, it's stupid, it's childish, but when you listen to everything Trump has been saying, everything he says.
00:24:07
Speaker
I saw this like report come out, and who knows what the level of accuracy is, but every time I listen to Trump, I go, yeah, it has to be true. is that um basically like only 3% of what he says is true at this point.
00:24:20
Speaker
And so like anywhere anytime he's questioned about Iran, he just lies straight up. Straight up lies. um you know Oh, it wasn't our patriot missile. It was Iran's patriot missile. it was like He's just always lying, and then...
00:24:36
Speaker
Uh, but it's starting to seem like it's, it's not like a misdirect, like previous politicians were, were good with the misdirects and not, not giving you, not giving you an area. It'll like kind of like try to dig up a bone in, you know, with Trump, it is, what did Trump just say?
00:24:56
Speaker
What is the exact opposite of what he just said? And okay, that's what happened. It's just that simple. Like his life. but mark Mixed in with like jarringly honest, you know, statements like, yeah, we're going to take the oil and and we're going to keep it. OK. Right.
00:25:19
Speaker
It's nuts. It's, it's so hard to like parse all this stuff out, you know? And, and there's so many, like, you know, the whole like state sponsor of terrorism thing, like that is us to a T. Yeah.
00:25:31
Speaker
yeah There's some that like, there's the obvious ones, you know, Iran being one where we backed like an overthrow of the, of the, Sitting government and stuff, which sure, there's like, there's always like valid complaints and and real concerns with these governments when they're overthrown. But that doesn't mean it's our place to get involved and to take over and to put our puppet regime in place, you know. And wasn't it the we gave – There's some that they don't even talk about. Like there's some that nobody talks about. Like, dude, go look up like the history. There's a great series on – there's a podcast called Subliminal Jihad that does a series called Demon Forces.
00:26:09
Speaker
And they're they're mixed into their episode log, you know, but they they did a a Demon Forces series about the Liberian Civil War. And anybody who's ever watched like any of those old Vice documentaries probably watched the one about like the cannibal warlords in Liberia.
00:26:27
Speaker
And we we basically like. we We went into a stable country and because we didn't like the way that some of their leaders like push back on what we wanted and stuff, like we backed the overthrow of their government and sent the whole country into ah into the the most horrific, unspeakable civil war you've ever heard of with child soldiers and cannibalism and like weird blood ritual stuff. It's it's insane.
00:26:56
Speaker
Nobody talks about it. Nobody ever mentions it And maybe that's because it's in Africa. like Nobody's interested in talking about what happens in Africa for some reason. I don't know why yeah so like yeah But that's the thing. That's what's that's what's encouraging about like this deal with Iran is because you know i i what what I hope for is that people just get to a point where when they come in and try to sell us a war on these like moral grounds or economic grounds or whatever it is,
00:27:27
Speaker
People just immediately go, no, absolutely not. We don't trust your intentions. We don't trust that that you're up up to something good here. We're not buying it. Do not put American troops and in harm's way over this. you know People are doing it right now, but you need to be ready to do that the next time when it's a democratic regime in place.
00:27:48
Speaker
You got to do the same thing. you know And I hope we're at that point. Maybe we'll be so... you know stretched out and destroyed by the time this one's over we won't even have that option in the future who knows yeah i i mean if i had to guess i don't want to think too much about it because that means a lot of uh economic pain but i mean what the fuck dude we got for some miraculous reason no one is growing a fucking pair of balls and removing this man from office
00:28:20
Speaker
Like big ah all the illegal shit he's done in the past, like seven days should get him like removed from office, arrested, indicted. like the more The majority of congressional Democrats actually support this war.
00:28:36
Speaker
It's crazy. And they all need to go. Not real on-the-ground liberals, not normal people, but the majority of these ghouls that are in office, especially if they've been there for 10 years or more, they all support this. They all want it. But doesn't make sense. They want it Trump look bad, but they want it to go forward anyways.
00:28:53
Speaker
they But why did that what what is why would they want it to go forward? It's crashing our economy like a motherfucker. like what is What is there to gain? I mean, are they making – are they personally making money out of it?
00:29:06
Speaker
Yeah, but you have to have a country to go home to and go back to. The crazy thing about where we're at is that it doesn't seem like the filthy fucking rich understand that they need us. They need poor people. This only works if there's people to get rich off of. If you take too much money away, they can't get rich off of you anymore. There's a bottom out to this whole system. Yeah. That's kind of the line they're dancing with right now. You can truck in immigrants by the thousands, by the millions, and you can use that to... Come on!
00:29:44
Speaker
That's all show. They don't want those people gone. They want them here for wage suppression and stuff like that. so like It's a big show. it's It's just for the cameras. like I think I saw a stat.
00:29:56
Speaker
I was listening to a podcast the other day where they were talking about immigration, and they said that... like At the current level, like up to the point where, you know, like the two people got shot in Minneapolis and all that stuff. Like if the if the Trump administration kept that pace throughout his four years term, they were on track to deport like one point two million people.
00:30:18
Speaker
And there's i don't know. I mean, what's even the count on illegal immigrants here now? You know. Like it's not even a small dent in the whole thing. No, it's not. I believe Biden putting any legislation in place. It's all by executive order and stuff. This is it's all a show. It's a show for the base.
00:30:37
Speaker
it's ah It's a it's a malignant, ugly display of of anger and hatred. And that's about it. It's not meant to be an effective strategy for like removing illegal immigrants. But it's not meant to be effective, but it's also – I think what's weird about it is like – well, yeah, I guess that's what your your point is, not meant to be effective. Because like when you look at like Obama and Biden, they deported a lot of people.
00:31:03
Speaker
But like – and I don't know what kinds of people they were deporting. I don't know. But it didn't make – And the right likes to, the you know, the right gets the short circuit easily. Right. So some people, it depends on the the day and the convenience, but some people will be like, oh,
00:31:20
Speaker
you didn't have a problem deporting people like when it was Obama or Biden. And we're like, well, actually a lot of us, you know, still don't love that whole idea of just like deporting people. But also like but Trump's whole thing was like, let's do ice, like, like bolster ice. Let's stop.
00:31:41
Speaker
Let's just get rid of the whole part where they actually try to, catch people who are doing illegal and terrible things. Uh, we'll get rid of that whole division.
00:31:51
Speaker
we They'll basically be like fucking completely Achilles. They're just not going to be able to do anything. And then, um, and then we're just going to deploy them to cities and just use it to scare people. Like, and it just, yeah, it's a standing army that we use to, to punish states and cities who don't do what we want.
00:32:10
Speaker
But people on the right who want to like, use it to like, use, there they just kind of constantly tell on themselves with their lack of consistency. Cause it's either, Oh, like you didn't have a problem when people were getting deported under Obama or Biden, or it's like, so yeah, cool. So you're like, but yeah like, did you like, I don't know when, like when this became your favorite issue, it seems like you only liked it when it got worse and stupider and like, just was like in the front. Like this all happened behind like,
00:32:44
Speaker
smoke screen before. Like yeah who, who have you ever seen it? Whoever saw an ice agent on TV, whoever's like, no one did like they, I don't know. It wasn't a thing.
00:32:56
Speaker
No, it's, it's crazy. And you know, the, the tell is also going to be like, okay, at some point here, Democrats are going to be back in power. They're going to win big in the midterms. They're probably going to take the office, you know, in 2028. I mean, assuming they run a real candidate, you know,
00:33:14
Speaker
like Oh, you don't think we got Kamala again? we got kael again What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Yeah, so, you know, maybe we get Vance or Rubio for the next four years after that. But then in turn 32, they can maybe run somebody else.
00:33:29
Speaker
It's stupid. Fuck. Let's move on, dude. I'm going to have a show. ASC 2028. It could be. It could be. It's so depressing. Yeah.
00:33:40
Speaker
It could be Rubio in his ah in his new giant shoes. Have you seen that? I haven't seen that. He gets giant shoes and Shapiro gets giant eyebrows. Yeah, no, I guess Rubio, I guess Trump just gave or gifted Marco Rubio. If it's true, I don't know. If it's everything, that thing's true. Everything's fake. Everything's real. Nothing matters. Anything could be true at this point. We live in a complete, I mean, it's just no way. Like the craziest thing you've ever heard is what's true. And then you hear something normal, like,
00:34:13
Speaker
and you And then it turns out to be AI. So who knows? But it was, it it seems like Trump gave Rubio, like gifted him a pair of like really expensive, nice shoes. But Trump being the kind of guy he is, didn't look into what size shoe Rubio is. And there's like pictures of him sitting down with like these shoes that clearly don't fit because he's too much of a cuck, bitch. Yeah. I think I did hear something about it because somebody asked him about it and he was like, oh, the president is, he you know, he's wonderful and he just brings me shoes. or Yeah. Like, dude, you are such a whipped little pony boy. These people suck so bad. He's getting everything he wants.
00:34:54
Speaker
I mean, yeah he's got to suck a little dong on the way, but, you know, he's going to get to bomb Cuba probably. Oh, yeah. That's the only way he gets hard. Let's do something fun. I hate these people. i don't like talking about them. Let's move on.
00:35:07
Speaker
um All right. what Where do we want go from here? We both have a couple of things. We can't get into all of it. um I'm afraid my things. Let's start with the you do something. you You bring what you got. i look for my thing um if You do it. I think i think that i think the couple of things I have, I just don't want it to get serious.
00:35:27
Speaker
And while I think these are things that are entertaining and interesting, um I don't know. They also, we run the risk of having less fun with it. So, okay. So um I have some fun, some Reddit posts that caught my eye.
00:35:45
Speaker
Okay. ah Oh, so let's start. I do have, I do have something at one. Not now. with We'll get to it. Okay. So this one, this was a ah silly one that,
00:35:57
Speaker
that I thought was, ah it just made me laugh for one of the responses, but um in Christian dating advice, economy underscore fun 7062 posted, what are some cool slash practical alternatives to rings for engagement slash marriage?
00:36:13
Speaker
Which is actually kind of an interesting question, you know? Yeah, sure. I was curious to see what people said. and could be a the rubber things. People like the rubber ones.
00:36:24
Speaker
Yeah, those are those are kind of big. um So somebody says, are you looking for a cheaper alternative or completely different tradition? He responds, not cheaper per se. I like the tradition of rings, but neither of us wear jewelry much and both work with our hands a lot. So it's really it's not really practical.
00:36:43
Speaker
So this was what this one was the one that made me laugh. So it was tall gray response. My own job. I do not ever wear rings or anything. It is simply too dangerous. Too much is probable.
00:36:55
Speaker
Too much is probable working with your hands on aircraft and having to reach where you cannot see. I was thinking that if we if it were a weave of something like a breakaway material, such as some sort of elastic thread weave together, which, okay, that's a good idea. Potentially a wristband with some some similar composed material. All right, still pretty normal.
00:37:18
Speaker
This is where it takes a weird turn. A choker band about the neck with a photo of your wife should be clear that you are taken, I think. Though these days, some women still stalk married guys anyways.
00:37:33
Speaker
I was just thinking about this guy going to the like the the ball crushing factory to work on airplanes and he has a like a silk choker with a little locket with his wife's picture on it on on his neck is the funniest thing ever is that what he said he said chokers for guys Yeah, yeah, a choker with a picture of your wife on it.
00:37:59
Speaker
Nice, nice. that's ah That's an unusual one, but I support it.
00:38:06
Speaker
Why not just go with like a collar, you know, make it get it make it feel a little more pup play. Yeah, where does it go from being a choker? where Where does it transition from choker to collar? Is it like if it has a ring attachment on it?
00:38:20
Speaker
A choker is just, it's kind of the looped together bands that are a little elastic-y. So it like, it really like, really like seals in around your neck. Seals in is the wrong word. it kind of like, it just ah constricts, gets nice and not tight, but like just goes flush with the skin.
00:38:41
Speaker
That's what I'm trying to say. That always makes me think of that old like ah fairy tale about the lady who wore a choker all the time and somebody like, untied it and her head fell off what yeah did you ever hear that story no i did not growing up i feel like you were chokers a thing growing when did choker when were choker i guess like remember like yeah it was like a fairy tale or an urban legend yeah i guess it'd be one of an urban legend or a myth but choker why would your head foot what i don't choose a ghost or something i don't i don't remember like in the choker was holding their head on
00:39:16
Speaker
Yeah. That's stupid. You don't know. You don't know the, you don't know the first thing about chokers. I know. i i know. I had a crush on a girl when I was 12 that used to wear one.
00:39:28
Speaker
Those were big with scene girls for a minute. I feel like. Yeah, they were. um But I feel like that was, where was that first or after? Like when did the scene girls adapt those?
00:39:40
Speaker
I feel like it was. i think that was early scene girl stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it was before like the neon, you know, sleeping with sirens era ah with the teased out like ah not coma. What is it like the swoop when you like pull the side bangs all the way across, like laterally across your forehead?
00:40:00
Speaker
Yeah, it's that's odd to see now, but back in the day, that was that was pretty great. Yeah. It was a big fan. And you needed a lot of hairspray. I said laterally, but that would be up and down, right? would be parallel. You'd pull your side bangs horizontally across. Yeah, thanks. Around your forehead. And yeah, you'd get that hairspray in because, I mean, you would start... A lot times it started like above your ear. Yeah, you had like like it was oh he had like a like a big urn comb over from, uh, what's the bowling movie?
00:40:34
Speaker
Uh, Bill Murray. No, I do. I can't remember. Yeah. I'm, I'm blanking on it, but, The the one that I didn't like was ah like once it got into the like neon tape deck art, you know, sort of era of seeing kids stuff.
00:40:51
Speaker
I remember girls for a while would wear like a really skinny rubber band like around their head, like their foreheads. Yeah. Like straight across and it would just make their hair look like cinched in, in that one little spot. Yeah. remember that guy Carly always wore those. And I really didn't like Guys started doing that too, though.
00:41:11
Speaker
It looks bad on both. Yeah. It doesn't look. It doesn't there was a lot of um genderless scene trends just because, I mean, scene boys were like basically women anyway, right? um We all wanted to be. Yeah. I mean, the girls, it was like the girl's pants or the skinny jeans before it was like, before it was cool. That's the one thing ah seeing people did. That's the one trend seeing people were on before gay people. Yeah.
00:41:41
Speaker
you know, I, it was usually gay people are leading the way on men's trend. Um, like the gays do it and everyone's like, uh, like all the straights are like, I don't know about that. And then like five years later, everyone's like, i kind of want to do that now.
00:41:54
Speaker
And then like, it just keeps going. So now the gays are back on their baggy shit and everyone else is kind of moving into baggy shit. Um, but like, uh, seen boys, seen boys. I think they nabbed skinny jeans right before the gays did.
00:42:09
Speaker
Um, And then that was the last time a scene boy has ever been ah ahead of the curve when it comes to being trendy. You have to admire like the Brandon Brutal types that are still doing the scene kid look like 15 years later.
00:42:25
Speaker
Yeah. It's ah it's something to commit to for sure. it's alarming to see. Um, it's not, it's not a thing anymore. Like if, so if it sticks out like a sore thumb, like it never was like it, it was never like massively popular, but you know, I, I liked it. I wanted swoopy side hair and skinny jeans. Like it was tight shirts that your nipples poked through, um, studded belts. Built for it.
00:42:49
Speaker
i was I was that kid trying to it. was then, I was then, um, But yeah, I mean, it was a very feminine like look. and so then it and then like but now,
00:43:02
Speaker
now like if you see someone dressed and stuff that ah tight, that tight. like I get uncomfortable looking at it, which just shows you how old I am and how I'm getting fatter. But I wore a polo today that just didn't fit me good, dude. I was out of clothes. I needed to do laundry. I was like...
00:43:19
Speaker
ever I've been wearing the same shit over and over again. I put a a this ugly ass polo that I have for work. I hate this polo. It looks stupid on me, but I just didn't know what else to wear. So I wore it and I just looked in the mirror and I could just kind of, you know, when you can see those lines pulling under your armpit around your, under your side boob.
00:43:38
Speaker
And I saw that and was like, I should, I, I need, I need to go home and take a walk. This is stupid. it like I just like I looked down like my shirts like pressed up against my stomach. I looked like shit. I looked like absolute shit today at work. I felt I just felt like such a sausage boy. Like I like stuff. Nothing makes you look worse than being stuffed into a shirt that's too small for you.
00:44:05
Speaker
No, it's not. It's not the look. And if you, if you feel it getting tight, it's time to go buy some new shirts. Yeah, I have to go, but I think I need to, I need to, it's time. It's time to just move on up.
00:44:17
Speaker
What do you think about the claim in here? Uh, You know that though these days, some women's will stock married men anyways. I think that's about the author. that That he clearly does that.
00:44:32
Speaker
um I think everybody does that. I stock people on the internet too often. think he's saying women will try to sleep with you if they're, if they know you're a married man, which I do not find. ah I don't, I don't find that to be the case.
00:44:48
Speaker
Wait, ra is we' read his line again? Because I don't know how I was hearing it. So he says, a choker band about the neck with a photo of your of your wife should be clear that you are taken, I think, though these days some women will stalk married guys anyways.
00:45:03
Speaker
Oh, yeah, okay. um Yeah, sure. But not really. like Also, i don't du i don't I don't want to – I mean, I say I don't want to be judgmental, but that's never stopped me before – i what when a guy, when a Redditor says something like that, I just can't help but believe that he wishes that was happening to him, but it's just, like, he heard that. Like, he's he's heard about women who want to fuck married dudes, and he's just, like, hoping to speak it into existence by saying that.
00:45:38
Speaker
Or, like, get validation. Or, like, prove, or confirm like confirm that those ladies are really out there because he's heard about them, but they're really, like... unicorns for him. He's trying to figure out where to find them or what to do. It makes me feel. yeah That makes me feel like he's probably looking for something like that.
00:45:55
Speaker
He's on the prowl for it, which kind of leads into another post that I flagged. And before you hit that one, this is making me think of, I'm going to plug the new HBO show DTF St. Louis. Not i' even getting paid for this, but great fucking show. There's some of that great t great fucking show.
00:46:16
Speaker
Jason Bateman is... ah I think he wrote it I think he had a lot of... right like Some writing credits, but directing it, acting in it. Oh, my God. So good. But DTF St. Louis is like... ah It's one of those dating apps where it's for married people who want to cheat discreetly.
00:46:36
Speaker
And it's not really the premise. It's not like a... euphoria type show with sex and shit like that. It's um one of the main characters, like the the pilot is, and if you Google it, this is a description too. So chill the fuck out. It's, ah but it's like the pilot is someone goes on one of those apps and ends up dead. And it's like this murder mystery thriller that carries on throughout the rest of the season. And I just watched episode two last night. Fucking blown away. Love it. Do you get to see Jason Bateman's bare butt cheeks? um No, but you do see his balls between his thighs from the back.
00:47:15
Speaker
Okay, I'm interested. I'm just kidding. You don't. you don't Don't watch it for that. don't if you I just don't want people getting mad at me if they went on to watch it to see his balls hanging down between his thighs. don't know. I would feel bad if someone waited 59 and a half minutes and got to the very end and was like, what a fucking waste of time.
00:47:36
Speaker
It'd be a good marketing tactic. There's always money in the banana stand. Wink. I hate that guy that's in it with him, though. That that is a deterrent for me.
00:47:47
Speaker
David Harbour? Yeah, I don't like him at all. Yeah, a lot of people don't. a lot of people don't because um of his weird behavior towards his ex-wife when they were married.
00:47:59
Speaker
Yeah, that sucks. And also he sucked before I knew that. Yeah, what's see so what sucks about him? Is he a like a Zionist or something? I don't know. i don't know. I just reserve the right to hate people based on like ah you know immutable characteristics that I don't like. and i Maybe it's his head shape or something, but something about him really makes me hate him.
00:48:21
Speaker
It's like him and Diane Keaton. Interesting. She's dead now, so I won. Yeah, you're doing great. You're, you know, you're one for two. So we'll just see what happens with David Harbour.
00:48:34
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a comet will hit his house. That'd be our luck. OK, so this is ah this is technically not in the Christian dating subreddit. This is in whoa relationship advice. you're got You've gone secular, Casey?
00:48:50
Speaker
I think this person shared their original post to the Christian dating thing, and that's where I saw it. But this is a... Oh, man. This one I had to comment on, because this chick needs to go. She needs to leave.
00:49:05
Speaker
Do you have your own Reddit page, or do you use the podcast one? Oh, I forgot we had a podcast one. I'm Casey of Kansas on Reddit. I don't really use it that much, but...
00:49:17
Speaker
I haven't gone on a tirade on Reddit in a while. So this is the title is 25 M 22 F. Is it worth staying together even after moral gap and accusations daily?
00:49:32
Speaker
Okay. This one's got a little bit of a, it's a little wordy, but I feel like I can say the answers. No, right away. That would be my sucks. I have to make this. I, 22 female and BF 25 male met on Christian dating app in September, 2025 started dating October, 2025 third date. He saw my male friend at the time messaged me about a Tik TOK trend. I assumed he was asking all his friends about we've never had an emotional nor a romantic relationship, no affection beside general asking how I am type of care.
00:50:05
Speaker
My date at the time now boyfriend, same 25 male was very upset, but let it go. So I did too. which you're you're on the third date and he's upset because a guy messaged you about a TikTok trend.
00:50:19
Speaker
Yeah, that's great sign for things. so it both well A couple weeks later, my past tense co-worker sent an out of context message replying to my Instagram story where I used to promote my music and my BF loses it.
00:50:32
Speaker
He accuses me of sleeping with him, and I tell him out of instinct that is ridiculous because I've only been with two people. He then goes on yelling and saying I'll never be like his sisters, 25 female and 31 female, because they've only had one boyfriend, apparently.
00:50:47
Speaker
Oh, okay. Way into red flag territory. Whoa. He brought his his disappointment is that his can he even can you even say girlfriend yet? It's just someone you're on a third date with. Like, are they are they official?
00:51:02
Speaker
This is a couple weeks later. So they're inching closer to engagement. So they may they may be official. They may not be. And his number one complaint is that she's not more like his sisters. You'll never be pure and hot like my sisters.
00:51:20
Speaker
I already just want to venture to guess that his first sexual experience was with with the one of them. but It's just so disappointing. Looking under the door of the bathroom and jerking off or something.
00:51:32
Speaker
Yeah. Something weird. That's a weird thing to bring up. Yeah, no, I mean, you should honestly be arrested on the spot for bringing that up. ah so Even though they've because they've only had one boyfriend, apparently, even though they live in Vegas, but whatever.
00:51:50
Speaker
I that's I don't know why that makes a difference. But I meant lived like that she might have had a long distance boyfriend. think she's saying that the two sisters live in Vegas. Oh, wow.
00:52:01
Speaker
So I don't know what why that's relevant, but still weird ah weird claim. I just ate the claim. It hurt and I cried. He apologized, but I thought that would be the end of it.
00:52:13
Speaker
A couple times I've heard him say that he wishes I never told him. Fair. Oh, OK. Like, you know, but also not twenty s Like people are going to have a past, dude.
00:52:25
Speaker
Like it's crazy to be this insane about. And you can't say I wish you never told me because at some point you would wonder and want to know, like, what are you going find out like 15 years later and then have that destroy you because you're such an insecure little bitch?
00:52:41
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. You're two years into your relationship and and you find out and then you're like, you kept this from me. Yeah. I thought you were clean. I wish I didn't know, but if it was the other way around, I'd be like, I can't believe you kept it from me.
00:52:55
Speaker
Two more weeks go by. He just he's just accusing me left and right. I buy him and ah car intake for his supercharger and he accuses me of hearing the intake on another boy's car and sleeping with whoever said boy he was imagining.
00:53:12
Speaker
What is a car intake? It's like it's like an air intake for his... he's got He must have souped-up car, and she bought him a special part for it. he ah so He assumed that she heard this part on a different guy's car that she was sleeping with.
00:53:31
Speaker
And that's why she bought him this present. That's so like that. Now we're like that. We've walked so far into like paranoid territory. This is crazy.
00:53:42
Speaker
Yeah, this is that this is now like I'm I'm so I'm attempting to put you under my thumb. I'm going to control every aspect of your life eventually. Yeah, or I'm going to murder-suicide us. Like, either way, get out. Only whore with two people.
00:54:01
Speaker
when i did blow a lid it was when he asked me you weren't ever a whore were you only if a horse sleeps with two people And this was like a week after I told him that I am putting up a boundary due to the so often occurrence of these blames. I said I would break up with him. So I did.
00:54:20
Speaker
When he made that comment after we had a huge talk about how I won't deal with it, he accused me again in a weird freaking way, asked me if I was ever a whore. Ugh.
00:54:31
Speaker
This is the kind of guy that locks up people who lost their virginity in his basement and like make them apologize for it. Try to put it he's he's like You're basically like one of those armless, legless butt-torso things that people buy from sex shops now.
00:54:54
Speaker
A rubber butt. A hump slug. A rubber butt.
00:55:00
Speaker
a rubb but yeah
00:55:06
Speaker
This is a man on a Christian dating app. So of course, every time he asks these things, I am appalled. God teaches redemption, Christian forgiveness, and walking in the truth. I have been for the last three and a half years walking very closely with Jesus.
00:55:21
Speaker
his word forgiveness or His word, prayer, worship, I know I can do better, but that doesn't change the fact that God 100% and legitimately healed my depression and anxiety.
00:55:33
Speaker
I haven't dealt with any horrible thoughts in years. So I'm thinking I met this amazing Christian man who always apologizes, owns up to his mistakes, and eventually he did change because I tried to break up with him twice after I gave him a big talk.
00:55:47
Speaker
And he continued to uniquely and organically accuse me of things in my past twice after our big talk. And after I got my point across to him, I've been in the clear for about four weeks now.
00:55:58
Speaker
That was a messy, messy paragraph. Accused of run-on sentences. That's the only thing she's guilty of she She laid into him and said she was going to break up with him.
00:56:11
Speaker
And he accused her of cheating more. And she was like, no, you have to stop doing that. And he was like, okay, fine, I'll listen. And that was four weeks ago. But seriously, were you a whore? could. oh Dude, he sounds like it's such like a it's such a like like a Tobias Funke kind of character sounding. Yeah, not like just not real.
00:56:33
Speaker
Also, the biggest like the first real red flag is whatever fucking car this guy drives. You should have known he was a piece of shit right out the gate. Yeah, i'm not saying you can't have a cool car and not be a piece of shit, but I'm saying like in most situations, it can't be true.
00:56:51
Speaker
He's got real Corvette owner vibes. Yeah. And that would be, that's actually more important to know. It's more important to know what kind of, it's more important know what kind car. Jeremiah, we know for, everybody knows, everybody knows a Corvette is the douchiest car.
00:57:07
Speaker
Yeah. I heard he, ah I heard that Jeremiah bought his wife a jitterbug because he thought if she had a smartphone, she might like talk to other men.
00:57:19
Speaker
It took me second. It took me a second. I thought we were still on cars and I was like, what the fuck is a jitterbug?
00:57:29
Speaker
What would a car call jitterbug? It's like a beetle with square wheels. just go to It just vibrates the whole time. it It'll knock the fillings right out of your teeth. ah Okay. all right. So pause the story.
00:57:52
Speaker
Yeah, I think we did. where Where do you think this is going from here? um Well, it can't end on a positive note. So um she's going to find him texting with another girl.
00:58:06
Speaker
All right. Let's see. Juicy stuff now. This is so sad and I i am so disappointed with my life right now. So after he finally respected my boundaries and I could legitimately feel him change, I decided to go through his phone.
00:58:22
Speaker
So many times he's warned me, you better scrub and delete everything from that phone, which I did anyways, long before I met him. Why? and why would you Why would he want her to do that? doesn't he He seems like the kind of guy that wants to sneak and read and in in jerk off. He gets off to it Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, that conversation between you and your father was so hot.
00:58:45
Speaker
He's so ashamed afterwards. Please, Daddy, can I ask for money? Stop lying to me. You must have been a prostitute with your two boyfriends.
00:58:55
Speaker
Two boyfriends before. Wow. Slut city. She scrubbed her phone. She says, which I did anyways, long before I met him. But I ended up deleting my own guy friends that have never harmed me or been flirtatious with me because of how extreme my boyfriend's possessiveness is.
00:59:14
Speaker
Ooh, this does not seem like a, from everything I'm seeing here, he's going to hit her a three month or less relationship. And we're already like deleting your old friends out of your phone to please this guy. Like what, what is he, ah what is he putting on the table? That's worth any of this, his car, his stupid little bitch boy car. Oh, wow. Like what does he have? Yeah. I bet he got a dumb face, too. It's supercharged, apparently.
00:59:41
Speaker
I bet his face is so dumb. I bet his jean shorts go to his shins. I bet he collects sneakers. he I could easily see that. He definitely has like flame tattoos going up from his wrist.
00:59:56
Speaker
Dude, she should call one of her old guy friends and let him like wear his sneakers around while he's not home. He has a fighting Irish tattoo behind his ear.
01:00:09
Speaker
ah Anyway, I search his phone and I find about 83 photos on Snapchat rated PG-13 nudes of all the girlfriends or girls he's hooked up with before, just like he said.
01:00:21
Speaker
He literally had photo souvenir evidence of all faces and some bodies. So I'm thinking, okay, you put me through hell and you literally still have photo evidence. Why have you been so weird and awful to me if you are just as guilty, if not more?
01:00:36
Speaker
Just like he said? he he told her he slept with a lot of people? I don't think so. I feel like that's a misprint of something. I think she miswrote that. Because he's acting like he didn't have a past at all was what I was saying. That was my understanding.
01:00:53
Speaker
So I don't know if this is redeemable because he has changed so much. No, he hasn't. It's been three weeks. you know it takes people more than it It takes some people an entire lifetime to change.
01:01:04
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this guy he did He masked. He masked for three weeks and he's going to punch you as soon as you make him mad because he's been holding it in for so long. Leave. As soon as you confront him about the like revenge porn he keeps in his phone.
01:01:16
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Right. Oh, he you're dead. You're dead. But I feel like I've been put through enough just for his past to be thrown into my face like that. Oh, and to make it worse, after he was so perfect apologetic and felt so awful, he came to my house to see me, make it up to me, take me out. Next day, I text him about how much I'm struggling with processing all the Huzz, H-U-Z-Z.
01:01:41
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I don't know. I saw in his phone, like literally more than a handful of different butts, boobs, torsos, et cetera. And he was so apologetic, said he genuinely thought he didn't have anything on his phones. They were 1.5 4 years old.
01:01:57
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He decided to go drink with his roommate. I don't know, guys. I need advice so bad. if it was If it was the love of your life, would you forgive and move forward? Or would you respect yourself no matter the quality of character of the other person? Think about how hard it is to find a good man in this day and age. Oh, my God. accountable And is emotionally intelligent. that like My man is.
01:02:20
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Shut up. You just described the opposite of that person for 17 paragraphs. Emotionally intelligent. Emotionally intelligent. Unbelievable lady for the love of God. He can change. he this He's great. He's like well read the end again. to Read the end. If you, if you still got if it, because of your life, would you forgive him? Move forward. okay let done Respect yourself.
01:02:44
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Love of your life. It's been six weeks. Shut the fuck up. That's no, he's not the love of your life. You cannot know that it's been six weeks and he spent four of it being a deranged lunatic. In three of it, pretending everything it was okay, only so he could pretend to be sad that he got caught for being a ho himself. Now, all right, read go move on, because i feel like there's like seven things wrong with this final paragraph.
01:03:11
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Or would you respect yourself no matter the quality of character of the other person? Okay, again, she's already telling on herself, would would you do this or would you respect yourself? There's your option.
01:03:23
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Like, you're saying the alternative is is being disrespectful to yourself for the sake of this fucking loser. So you yeah if you put an either or scenario out there. You can either choose to respect yourself and leave this piece of shit.
01:03:37
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or But yeah obviously, like this this lack of clarity makes me question her own emotional intelligence. but It is a little strange because it's like she's 22, he's 25. This reads as like a 16-year-old's post. Yeah, it kind does.
01:03:52
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Hey, you're getting older now. like You got to you gotta be a little... you need to have a little better sense of who you are and your value and stuff at this age, you know, and you know, he's been through and stuff, you know, it's hard to say, but, um, all right, next line finishes it out. Think about how hard it is to find a good man in this day and age that holds themselves accountable and is emotionally intelligent.
01:04:16
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What is he done? What has he done to hold himself accountable? Well, he said, I'm sorry that I asked if you were a whore, but really, seriously, were you? Yeah.
01:04:29
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I'm sorry for the way it came across, but I i do i do need to know. and What does that even mean? What a stupid question. Say what you mean. Say what you mean. Were you a whore? I don't know. How would you define whore?
01:04:43
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Well, I would say someone with Did have sex for money? if that what that means? He's like, if you've had sex with two people, you're whore. guess I'm it's clearly like it's not It's clearly not a real question. It's yeah it's a it's a way of knocking someone down path. Right.
01:05:01
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Oh, yeah. no It's like, look, I have to know. I'm a discerning gentleman, and I need to know that you've never been a a prostitute. it Meanwhile, I'm going to go look at like my ah my my eight years of accumulated fat material that that girlfriend sent me.
01:05:19
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And that's so serial killer-y. Yeah. And like, he's like, oh, i I didn't know that I, I honestly didn't know that I had those in my phone. I'm like, he knew, He knew. He absolutely knew that those were there. It was in Snapchat. Like, dude, we. Has anything good ever happened on Snapchat?
01:05:39
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Snapchat is like, ah that's like millennial Roblox. Yeah. It is. It's just poison. Yeah, it's really just, I mean, i have a friend that tries to, like, he'll go to the You go to the grocery store and you're trying to get figure out which thing to get that you're picking up that you've been requested to get.
01:06:04
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So you send a picture to your significant other. And it gets annoying. My friend's argument is I get so sick of like... like Because i you forget to go back and delete stuff. He goes, I'm really tired of just having pictures of groceries littered throughout all of my phone storage. So he's like, I like Snapchat because I can send it to my wife and the picture's gone afterwards. I don't have to like...
01:06:25
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see I go, that's a very weird, peculiar old person argument for why Snapchat's cool. Yeah. I'm not on Snapchat. I won't get Snapchat and I certainly won't get it. So my wife can send me pictures of groceries. She doesn't have to delete later. Another kielbasa pick.
01:06:45
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yes Yeah. So I, I, I hope for that lady's sake that she gets rid of that dude. Cause he bad news. Yeah, he's only be a What is argument? Like every single person in these like dating subreddits is like, it's just so hard to find a good person nowadays. And it's like, is it really, is it that different?
01:07:08
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I don't think it is that different. I don't know. think that dating websites are kind of set up for, like it seems like they are kind of set up to to fail. You know, because it's like you're making judgments about a person before you have any investment in them. It costs you nothing to like scroll past a person because you don't like their shape or their face or whatever else.
01:07:32
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Whereas if you were meeting them in person, you would be a lot more willing to give them a shot. Now, I saw it i've we we both follow the account Goodshirts. um great great Instagram account but I posted this picture um and it's going to sound negative but I think it it lines up with what you're saying pretty well and it was like ah the shirt said something like she's not hot you just sit next to her for 80 hours for you know for 40 hours a week or something like that and it's
01:08:11
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Or your coworker is not hot. You just sit next to her for 40 hours a week. And I thought that was funny, but it also, i what you're saying, this is, I think it's a fact that like, as to what you're saying, like you, you don't have any investment, like the level of investment you have with a person impacts the way that you view them and see them in how, like, it impacts everything. Like there's so much more to a romantic relationship in your attraction to somebody than just a picture on the internet. It's the way that they talk, the their personality. Like it's,
01:08:53
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just it's It's everything that all kind of kind of morphs into like – Platinum credit card that they use to pay for dinner with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah And so yeah, and i I've used this example before, but i have I've met people in my life where your immediate thought – or your're ah you know one of your first thoughts when you meet somebody is a quick assessment of like how somebody looks, presentable, unpresentable, whatever. You're judging – You're judging to some degree. And I've you I've met plenty of people where you see them and you go, that's an attractive person.
01:09:30
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And then you get to know them and you go, I hate that person so much. I hate looking at them. i don't want to see their face. They're terrible. It's just it it being ah ah being a terrible person can turn you ugly.
01:09:47
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So like i it ah I don't know like the science behind that, but I think that like you can also meet people who you're not immediately physically attracted to that you become physically attracted to as you realize that you really love being around them.
01:10:06
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So like... that's what That's what the internet is ruining about relationships. um and it's I don't have any moral problem with online dating at all. So like that's not where I'm coming from. But that's part that's part of the problem with it. That's part of – you're starting from the objective – of just like do i personally find this person attractive as though a relationship is built entirely on that and not like some like trifecta of like multiple of like a few things all working together to create someone who you're compatible with but yeah dude i'm in and out of these car dealerships constantly you know all week and they're dude it's like they're like rabbits in there
01:10:51
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They just talk each other. Yeah. You're constantly hearing about someone having a fling with someone and then one of them gets fired over it. And, you know, i just heard one. ah Just her dealership guys that work at car dealerships.
01:11:06
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All right. I have a question for you about car dealerships after I make an overarching judgmental assessment about people who work in dealerships. Uh, I haven't been into a car dealership in a long time. And except for when I just bought my new car in my new car, I mean my 2013 used car, but, um, it's the salesman I got, I actually really liked. He seemed to, he's, he's younger than me. Uh,
01:11:31
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He just seemed like a nice kid. He looked like he might have like studied architecture or something in college. like He had this like serious feel to him, but like this little like kind of new-to-it feel to him. Slightly timid, but not so much lacking confidence that didn't trust him. it But it felt it felt believable. I felt like I was working with a real person and that it wasn't an act.
01:11:59
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And he was having come he was communicating with some other people in the shop, in the in the dealership, um asked one guy a question. Or he gave me information. Another guy turned around and goes, actually, that's not completely true. And then gave a little more nuance to it. So you could tell the kid was new. Every single other person I interacted with at that dealership, I thought I hated. Right? Immediate judgment call. I hate you.
01:12:22
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I don't like your face. I don't like your weird like I don't like your haircut in the way it's like short but combed forward with lots of gel in those. You don't look like the kind of guy should have diamond earrings or really bad tattoos like.
01:12:39
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Or just like that greasy dude with the slick back hair and the oversized suit. Like there was so many things about all the people there that I was like, I don't, I don't like this.
01:12:50
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And I only ever really feel like I see men as car salesmen. We know males dominate the sales force anyway. So when you're talking about this place. Lots of women.
01:13:02
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Okay. it Especially in like rural or like urban or city dealers, they have a lot of women that are car salesmen and stuff. A lot of them are super good at it too. it's just I bet.
01:13:14
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I think women are often probably better at selling things to men than men give them credit for. Yeah. It's, well, it's a weird culture, any place like that. Cause one, it's highly dependent on the dealer and how it's run and who's in charge. Cause they attract certain types of people, you know? yeah So, and people are susceptible to different types of like messaging. Right. So, There's a like there's this infamous dude on TikTok called... His name's Andy Elliott.
01:13:49
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And he's this just, I mean, despicably hateable, like motivational car salesman guy that's been in trouble for like fraud and all sorts of stuff. And it's like... ah you know if you don't have a six-pack, then you're a loser and you're not going to work on my Salesforce. Everybody on my Salesforce has a six-pack because you know that tells me that they respect themselves and blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:14:12
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I mean, it just sucks. like Everything about him sucks. And some people, like they want that so bad. That's like what keeps a lot of these guys afloat is like this weird fin dom relationship with dudes who want to be told that they're not good enough and that – you know, they need to hustle because they're a loser or whatever.
01:14:32
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They only want to be told that by men. As soon as a woman says it to them, they beat the shit out of them.
01:14:39
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And it's like, it doesn't make you successful. Like there are certain people who still have like the sales skills and stuff to like do well in spite of being attracted to that
Workplace Culture and Affairs
01:14:51
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kind of messaging. But that really resonates with guys who are not good at it.
01:14:55
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Yeah. And, I don't know. So it just depends. But yeah, there's some dealers that you go into and just the culture of the place is it's just like caustic. It yeah feels bad in there. And those are typically the kind of places where like you hear stories about...
01:15:12
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oh yeah, so-and-so and you know this lady up front in finance, she's married to the lead technician, but she's having a fling with the sales manager and they got caught the other day or something. nice there's There's one store where there's this lady that works in there and and she's pretty, you know but she's having a fling with like three different people in the dealership and several of them are married. And it's just so so off-putting.
01:15:42
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you know it the the level of like i don i don't like a guy who will do that too i i don't know everything about my friends but none of my close friends have cheated on their wife you know that i know of yeah right and if they did that would really affect my opinion of that i'm not saying i wouldn't be friends with them or anything like that but that would that would hurt me to know that like somebody that I, I knew and trusted and thought was a good person would do that sort of a thing, you know, and there's, there's circumstances where like things happen, you know, and it's not, it's not a, a, but there's, it's different when like something happens and when, so you know, you have like this continued relationship with a person behind your like significant other's back that,
01:16:30
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is really, yeah yeah I don't know. It's just, you can't trust the person who does that. Like they, they, they're willing to hurt someone they're that close to that badly. it's it's weird when people are particularly flagrant about it, like you just described. You know? Like, there are... well yeah. therere There's a lot of reasons why affairs can happen. But when you are actively engaged with someone who you who's engaged with a couple other people, I'm guessing they all kind of know that.
01:17:00
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And it's just like that weird, like, pick-me-pick-me-pick-me cuck shit where you're like... You're not even like... Like, what is this? Like... To me, that's like rooted in such a like a weird, deep insecurity where you're like...
01:17:16
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you're all vying for the attention of a woman who's sleeping with three different married dudes at work, all of which who know about it. Like there's no way that's keeping, there's no way that's kept secret.
01:17:28
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No way. Like, no, everybody knows that's yeah's like the crazy thing. It's like Christie Nome and Corey Lewandowski. Everybody knows.
01:17:38
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And then it's like, so yeah, Your level of calculation is bizarre. like you It's all skewed. You get three married people vying for the attention of this one single person. People's motivation self-preservation. If i was one of I would be thinking things that like there's kind of a mutually destruction But there's a level of self-preservation. I could blow this guy's spot up and tell his wife. so like But then there he that he might blow my spot and tell my wife. You're kind of just locked in, I guess. Especially if one of them your boss. Yeah, that's crazy. and that's where it becomes like this is insane yeah you're in this spot like if there's no good outcome because what's not going happen is you're not going to end up with a girl and uh and her family is probably going to find out i gotta find it's what blows my mind is when you find out like people have been serial cheaters for like decades we should close on that shit blows my mind yeah like you're kind of a social at that point and But yeah, it was like that's yeah kind of scary. That's scary. That's the case at some point where you're like how you don't know this person like very good. you
01:18:52
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You have to imagine that there's like there's been situations where like their significant other knew something was up. And like what sort of manipulative stuff did they tell him to like knock them off of their trail, you know?
01:19:07
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Right. I don't know. It's just, yeah, it's like if you if you have some sort of an arrangement with your spouse where like you, I don't know, you guys have like an understanding that that's something you're willing to do. Like that's a that's a different thing, you know, but that's not what I see typically. And at least in the so situations that I find these people in. yeah And I mean, dude it it is it is crazy how often I've watched it just like totally upend a business because like some, you know, if you get caught and it's like your employee that you're doing that with, like you, somebody's got to go.
01:19:47
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And, you know, it's going to be you. it's your employee, you're the one going, you know, or somebody is getting a big like hush money settlement of some sort. I've seen that happen, too.
Upcoming Stories and Faith Discussions
01:20:00
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Yeah. But that was that was. Yeah, I don't know.
01:20:04
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Yeah. um Can I can I give you one more ah one more post that I thought had just like a crazy energy to it? Yeah, let's do it. Let's get one more. out um I'm going to do it real quick. um The stories that we didn't get to tonight was Christy Noem being appointed to the was a Naval Academy or some shit like that.
01:20:28
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That was nice. Air Force. it's Yeah, Air Force. Sorry. um And then the other one that was pretty, pretty cool. Yeah. ah yeah Sorry. Erica Kirk to Air Force Academy Board. And then i couldn't do the link was dead. I found it on Reddit. So I got to find a new story for it. um But I had referenced getting to an article on Reddit earlier and it was... um Oh, sorry. I lost it this about Percy Gnomes replacement? No, it wasn't. um That was a good one. But I didn't have a good video for that one either. um his the probably said We'll find some clips for that later. um
01:21:11
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and then But the other one was I forgot about it, and I'm trying to find an actual link for it because the one posted to Reddit was broken, but I want to do this one. Next week. So I'm putting a pin in it, but ah da a DA in Pennsylvania, the DA a and the IRS launched probe of eerie priest and a car raffle named a non-existent person as the winner. The money was used to pay off gambling debts.
01:21:37
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Yeah. And there's nothing better than a scam to cover a scam. Nothing better than a scam to cover a scam. You had gambling debts, which I know no one in your relationship, who you're in the relationship with knew about. So then you launch a bullshit fucking raffle.
01:21:53
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in order to cover it. So I want to get into that one next week. That one was funny. That was the one that I was kind of ah ah puffing up from the top when we first got into these. So just wanted to call it out. Yes, going to be looking forward to that.
01:22:07
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And ah all right, go with your last one. Okay, so last post on ah the True Christian subreddit. It is oh crew not safe for work. I need to follow that one.
01:22:18
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i Yeah, there's some good nutty stuff in there. It it rarely gets better than... it it I don't know if there's a more arrogant person on Earth than someone who thinks they're a true Christian.
01:22:32
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Yeah. Yeah, and everybody else is fake. yeah every Yeah. So yeah this is this is by user Valen Perens, and it says... Porn warning.
01:22:44
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Sharing my experience with you, my brethren. Worth read.
01:22:49
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Worth read. Porn destroys lives. Why? For me, my personal experience, whenever I used to watch porn, I used to enjoy those moments, not thinking it could be that fatal, but it was.
01:23:03
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I'm a person who always struggled with toxic pride, anger, and rage since my teen years. my God. You can just tell by the way this post is starting off that nothing's changed.
01:23:14
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and Bragging. I love when people brag about struggling with pride. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Get out here. And clearly he found the magic bullet, you know, since my teen years, I caused so much pain to my parents and my circles and strangers.
01:23:32
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what What kind of pain did he cause strangers? like Right. Do you like freak out and beat them to death or something? I think he was watching porn in the public library. Just so angry and proud.
01:23:44
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But one day, Jesus happened, all in caps. Because of him, i managed to turn my life away completely. Then a miracle happened to me.
01:23:55
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Check my first Reddit post and the only other post in my profile, which I did try to check, and it's not there. So clearly he doesn't have it public. I became calm.
01:24:05
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My head finally had this silence that it needed long ago. it was I was finally beginning to feel happy. Pride was demolished. I didn't feel like I'm worthless, so I need to make the other feel the same so I feel superior. I didn't need to show off anything. In matter of fact, I started feeling how really sinful I am. Feeling regret, I made peace with my many with many of my childhood friends whom I caused pain also. Where did my pride go? That was all one sentence, by the way.
01:24:35
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nice God life became so unbelievably easy. All in caps. Nothing mattered anymore. Healthy. Only my to be closer to Jesus. I really hate this. um I love how he got saved. So everything became really easy.
01:24:55
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Like what? how How dismissive can you be towards the suffering and plight of others? Yeah, you can you can tell this is like a manic fixation. Yeah. Oh, like the weird, like cure all terms in which he describes it And like, he's really into this right now, but he'll be on to something else. Something, you know, soon enough.
01:25:15
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Yeah. It's just doing in lines in a back alley while getting just plowed for money. Nothing mattered anymore. Only my faith and getting closer to Jesus. My unexplained anger, unhealthy rage, also gone.
01:25:30
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I was shocked. Whenever I noticed a trigger not having power over me, I started smiling, laughing a bit. That's not creepy. He just laughs maniacally. Every time something bad happens to him, he laughs maniacally. It's actually worse than you flipping out.
01:25:46
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Yeah. He's easily like... He gets in a little fender bender and just gets out of his car laughing his absolute fucking ass off. While the person's just like I just need your license and register. I just need your ah your insurance information. And he's just like cackling like a witch.
01:26:07
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Terrifying. I started smiling, laughing a bit. My Lord Jesus, you really healed me, didn't you? I'll die worshiping you. We'll never go back to that life. Life was so traumatic for me, depressing, but you healed me. I'll never deny you from owning my soul.
01:26:23
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And then I remembered him saying, you'll deny me three times. I don't know if that's a biblical reference or if God told him that specifically. Right. It feels like it's maybe both. It's like he recalled that passage and he assumed that that means that God was trying to speak it over his life in some way.
01:26:44
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Yeah, this it's it's a documented hallucination. Yeah. One day after. Dude, this is that the the timeline of these Christian posts are so funny. this is It's made up. It's not real. that's None of this is real. not real.
01:27:02
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One day after i unfortunately relapsed, I watched porn. One day. I was devastated. One day. Dude went 24 hours without hulking out and punching through drywall. And now he's 24 hours later. He's just like clenching his dick and torquing it to the highest degree.
01:27:21
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It's like, oh, nuts, man. I was cured, but I just had to beat it. I went one. I was cured for 24 hours. I watched porn. I was like devastated slash shocked. His sin was in remission, and then now he has stage four jerk-off disease.
01:27:46
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Mr. Parins, I've got to umve got some unfortunate news. It turns out the horny has returned, and it's spread malignantly. I couldn't believe i did it knowing that it's a sin. I did it willingly.
01:28:02
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All of a sudden, through the next couple of days, i skipped prayer. Noticed that my rage and pride got back into my head. i had a rage episode where I almost hurt someone, so I had to... So had, but I... so God, this sentence. i had a rage episode where i almost hurt someone so had but i stopped i felt it and knew that i was possessed with evil have demons in me that i allowed again by skipping prayer and surrendering to my sinful desires
01:28:32
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He's just one of those like rotating glass doors outside of a nice a hotel or hospital. The demons just come in and out as it's convenient based on whether not he accidentally, you know, looks at porn one time. He's like, that's always sunny, like that always sunny episode where Charlie takes all the steroids and he's like eating a sandwich and rotating between like crying and laughing. Yeah.
01:29:02
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ah It was bad, but my but lesson learned. Take it from me, my brethren. Don't watch porn. Resist temptation. It gets stronger, much stronger the more you deny it. But denying it more will cause you to feel a glimpse of Jesus's love, like I did.
01:29:18
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I felt the Holy Spirit enter me like a burning fire that didn't hurt. It entered me like a body my same size. yeah My desires are finally easy to manage after a long battle.
01:29:32
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For me, I used to watch porn from seven years old to 30 years old. Stopped porn for just three months. Then I was comforted. He watched porn seven years old.
01:29:43
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Nice. Yeah, that's ah that's crazy. It's going to be some lingering effects from that, I suppose. Yeah, okay, yeah. I mean, I'm not, proud I wouldn't, yeah, that's not good at all.
01:29:55
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um I'm sorry that you went through that. but I'm not going to blame it for why you're this annoying on Reddit. We're all caps from here on out. TLDR.
01:30:07
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What does TLDR stand for? Too long, didn't read.
01:30:13
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So like people, it's like ah it's like an abstract, that you like but at the end you go like, summary if you just scrolled to the bottom because it was too long, you didn't read it. Let me just let me just give you the synopsis.
01:30:26
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Okay, TLDR, all caps. Porn brings in hateful, prideful, anger spirits in you. If you're struggling with anger and pride, this is the reason. Porn is a gate that leads evil spirits to you. Don't do it. Fight it as long as possible. Jesus will take it from there.
01:30:43
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God bless you all. Peace be with every one of you. With love, your sinner brother in Christ, myself. Wow.
Humorous Porn Scenarios
01:30:51
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So if you're mad, it's probably it's probably the porn.
01:30:56
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what was that Was the written by Sloth from the Goonies? Porn bring to hate for you. ah that was amorba That was more of a Homestar Runner. sort of Yeah, a little home that was a little Homestar Runner-y. I forgot about that.
01:31:18
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It would be fun to just rotate between Homestar Runner characters reading these like overly serious posts. Yeah, you know, speaking of reading between, we haven't um we should look for a play again and get some friends in on it.
01:31:31
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Yes, I would love that. That sounds really fun. Those are good. no It's been a while since we've done that. Well, this guy was a chode. There's a comment in here from a username, DadBodDecentDick. Yeah.
01:31:47
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He says, oh you that shock murder ah shucks. I was told there would be porn in here. yeah ah Oh, well, my partner doesn't care at all if slash when I do, even laying in bed next to her.
01:32:04
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It's not all the time and it's not an issue unless you make it one. That is why. All right. Well, we're, so let's find somewhere between those. Can we find a middle ground, please?
01:32:16
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What the fuck? That's, I know that. It's not even like, you don't have to, it's fine that she doesn't care, but that you're just being like vagrantly disrespectful. Like it, your wife's trying to sleep and you're just cranking down right next to her.
01:32:33
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That's nuts, dude. She's like trying to read her like ah her Danielle Steele book and you're just like shaking. It's like in chop. It's like she's in choppy seas. Like she's reading the life raft on choppy seas.
01:32:51
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What would be the most embarrassing porn to watch next to your wife in bed? I honestly, i I feel like probably 98% of porn categories are embarrassing.
01:33:02
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I just 100%. Yeah. All, all of it's embarrassing. You should be embarrassed a little bit. Don't. if Yeah. There's no space left in this world for people to ever just we're, we're past the point of like boomer dads being like, I like lesbians. we're That's gone. Yeah.
01:33:22
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Why do they all say that? They all make jokes about that. It's so uncomfortable. it's But like everyone like the they comment about how much they dislike, like seeing men kiss and they'll be like, well, if it's two women, it's OK. And you're like, shut up. God, shut up. Please shut up.
01:33:42
Speaker
And it's so funny because boomer dads like lesbians because they still think they're gay if they see it dick like a hard one. You know, like that's the only that's the difference. But like when it comes to like these, like if you're if you're it's like.
01:33:55
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Under 50, you're just you like, yeah, i can I can watch a dick in porn and not be gay. Yeah, it's skin. That's it. That's the difference. That's when porn shifted.
01:34:08
Speaker
And it's like, we've all seen the stats. We know you guys are all watching trans porn. Yeah. when When middle schoolers are making fun of each other for liking lesbian porn, you know society's almost cooked. Like, we we there's not much time left. The doomsday clock is 9.12.
01:34:27
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10 seconds to midnight. yeah this is the part of watchman where the big monster comes you just you just got made fun of by it you're 40 years old you just got made fun of a 12 year old for liking lesbian porn that's we live in hell i feel like laying next to your wife and watching hentai would be that's she should leave you yeah no That doesn't even count. It's cartoons, dude. That doesn't count. Oh, yeah, that's true.
01:34:54
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Yeah, can you print hentai off at the public library and not get in trouble? um Yeah. Yes, Casey. I mean, it uses a lot of ink. Personally, you you could do that.
01:35:08
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No, the weirdest thing would be like any Rule 34 shit. You're like, it's cranking into Simpsons porn. Yeah, your wife should leave you here.
01:35:20
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Immediately. Immediately you should be single and your kids shouldn't be allowed to be in the same space as you without supervision. Maybe that's how you handle like the awkward dealership sexual dynamic is you just send like, like, ah like family guy porn.
01:35:36
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you You print that off on the network printer and then just leave it sitting there. You ask, you're like, hey, can we go for a test drive? And they're like, yeah, yeah, sure. And you you set your little Bluetooth up, you put your phone down, and then just just Peter Griffin porn sounds start playing.
01:35:53
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It's just Peter and Brian. And you just turn you just turn the volume all the way up. sound And you just look at them like dead ass. You're like, the sound is sounds really good in this.
01:36:04
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This is in front to God and the Ford Motor Company. The bass sounds great. the the The salesman is just like, yeah. What do we? m mean, would they say anything? Probably not.
01:36:18
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Probably not.
01:36:21
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Oh, man. I think if Nathan Fielder's taught us anything, it's that most people won't say something. It's true. Yeah. Boy. Boy. Well, um yeah, i guess ah I guess that wraps it up.
01:36:36
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Thank you all for listening. Now's a great time to
Taxes, Military, and Political Frustrations
01:36:41
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register for Selective Service, if you haven't already. You could register to vote, but that's not really going to matter come 20, the midterm elections anyway. So just stay home, I guess.
01:36:54
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We're approaching the end of tax season. So if you haven't funded a, ah you know, ah a tomahawk for a, you know, a daycare or something like that, like make sure you get your taxes done.
01:37:05
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Yeah, I mean, that's I think that's what's cool now that we're in like this cool this wartime era is like when you do your taxes and you see... like I got i got her a return.
01:37:17
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So like i i as far as I'm concerned, I i stopped one Tomahawk. ah Well, really just a small small portion of a Tomahawk missile going into another elementary school. I don't know how much i don't know how much my little tax return...
01:37:36
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chips off the old final cost. Probably not much because Trump said that Iran did that to their own school. I know dude, that was, I look not to go down that rabbit hole, but that was the, on Facebook. I mean, I look,
01:37:51
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which is obviously where the dumbest people go to entertain each other. Um, but I still log in and it was like people mentioning that people mentioning the missile hitting, uh, the elementary school. And on every single post about it, there was just like some fucking dorky ass boomers being like, Oh, it was actually an Iranian missile that backfired and landed right back. It's like, did they launch it straight up in the sky? it's like, it was,
01:38:19
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It's like ah those idiots in Texas who just fire their guns in the air and shoot themselves in the head 60 seconds later. Like this isn't a real thing. That's not how missiles work. They're not just malfunctioning, landing in schools. And it shows you also how like simplistically racist these people are who say shit like that too. Because they still actually believe that all of Iran's missiles are held together by buttons and shoestrings and shit. Like they think that all just like improvised explosives that you made in like a dirt hut.
01:38:50
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Well, and they published photos of it like before impact. And it's a Tomahawk missile, which, you know, only we have for the most part. and then we've sold some to allies and stuff like it But basically it's just the U S has them. And Trump's like, well, uh, Iran also has Tomahawks, you know, it's a very popular weapon. It is like,
01:39:08
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Okay, well, that's a whole separate ah set of questions. If that was even worth investigating is like, how would they get Tomahawk missile? Right. yeah Just an idiot. He's like, I i don't know. You know, i'm ah I'm not sure, but that's what I believe.
01:39:23
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du He keeps walking shit back. He's like, I don't know. That's just what my cabinet told me. I guess it's being investigated. He's like, I don't i don't really know anything about that. the The amount of shit that he says he doesn't know anything about as president, nothing's less comforting or more. I mean, I don't know. We're in weird times because under normal circumstances, it would not be comforting for the president to constantly say they have no idea what's going on. It's the people who work for them.
01:39:49
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aren't telling them or are investigating. But in this situation you go, it doesn't even matter. Like, yeah. Do I want my presence? No, what's going on? Sure. But does it, it doesn't matter now. Nothing matters now. You just go, please, God, bail, Moloch, whoever's listening. just Just make those like pork pudding legs produce a blood clot and send it straight to his brain. Please. I know. Please.
01:40:16
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Then we get Vance. right out Then we just get we go straight into Vance. That'd be nice. Yeah. At least it's a change of pace. It's a change of it's that the disgusting mouth it's coming out of is at least a little bit different.
01:40:31
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Yeah. you know Well. Anyways, folks, yeah, this is a, you know, we hope you enjoy another week in the in the the toxic fumes of our dying empire. and Yeah, assuming there isn't a nuclear holocaust, before then, we'll have we'll be back next week.
01:40:50
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We'll see you then.