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Ep. 269 – DrWitnesser: The Rootinest, Tootinest, Slur-Slinging Evange-legume on the Fortnite Frontier
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This week we’re joined by our old friend Jay to discuss Twitch lolcow and one of the most annoying internet creatures in recent memory, DrWitnesser/TheFaithfulSheriff! The gimmick is simple: clip farm your streams by “sharing the Gospel” in the most shallow way imaginable with your Fortnite lobby of mostly children. When people inevitably react to the rage-bait tactics, cry about being persecuted for your beliefs. It’s a tried-and-true scheme, but one that TheFaithfulSheriff puts a fresh spin on by directly copying the personas of more successful streamers. Now add in the fact that he’s a sloppymaxxing culture war hack, and I’m sure you’re starting to feel that blunt, familiar ache around your temples. Believe me, it’s only going to get worse…
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Apologies and Justifications
00:00:00
Speaker
I apologize to anyone who might have been quote unquote hurt by me saying apology by me saying the word N-A or N-R-R on stream. Immediately start out by not taking responsibility. Love that form of apology. i clearly was not saying them towards any individual or persons, but you clearly using them in an informative slash educational manner.
00:00:32
Speaker
And in one case, repeating what a person called me in a manner as such in declaring that we shouldn't call someone Oh, oh, oh, oh, what did someone called him in a manner as such? Oh, forgive me, sir. Please proceed. I'm going as a genteel man. Yeah.
00:00:49
Speaker
he's ah He's an educator, you know? Yeah, that that sentence is so ridiculous. Repeating what a person called me in a manner as such in declaring that we shouldn't use or call someone a N-word.
Catching Up with Hosts
00:01:20
Speaker
Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Growing Up Christian. I'm Sam. I'm Casey. And I'm Jay. Jay's back! Oh! Jay's back! Someone said this!
00:01:33
Speaker
It's nice to hear you, Jay. It's nice to see you, Jay. Thank you very much. Good to be here. Well, I feel like so much has happened since we last talked, except for we are active in... Yeah, the world is upside down. Yeah, it's not the same place it was last time you were here. It's completely different.
00:01:53
Speaker
In what way? ah You know. Yeah. Gas prices are a little higher. That's pretty much it, though.
Tucker Carlson's Apology
00:02:03
Speaker
I apologize for supporting Trump.
00:02:05
Speaker
Tucker Carlson apologized for misleading people. <unk>s yeah problem That's the problem because he always sounds so sincere when he wants to. And he's one of those people that like he's capable of making really good points. like Everybody in the world enjoyed him dressing down Ted Cruz over Israel like a yeah show six months ago or whatever. And that's what's so...
00:02:26
Speaker
awful about him is becoming still bad because he can do that when he's sitting there like I think we all had a ah part to play in in in helping promote Trump these people's like you knew who he was the entire time Tucker was on stage saying like daddy's home and he's angry like doing weird kink stuff on stage promoting Trump talking about how like God saved him from a sniper's bullet for such a time as this.
00:02:50
Speaker
He is the exact same person now. Like you're doing that, like pretending like the audience didn't doesn't remember all your text messages that came out after the whole Dominion voting machines thing. We were like, I hate this guy so bad and I can't wait until he goes away forever. And then we're supposed to pretend like you suddenly came around and now we're supposed to pretend like you came around back to Trump and now you're sitting here telling us like, oh man, I just feel so bad for what I did for helping promote him to other people. It's like you knew the entire time what you were doing. Yeah. It feels a little disingenuous because of that. Not a little, it feels entirely disingenuous and you're right. He can make good points and it does suck. Like you just can't like he's at a, it's just a point where like he could say everything I want him to and ah and I'll take that. That's better than the alternative.
Media Figures and Personal Gain
00:03:35
Speaker
But, um,
00:03:37
Speaker
to not you just he's a he's just a ah wave rider you know like yeah he doesn't have beliefs he has positions and he's just taking this position because just like marjorie taylor green um he's seen that like oh maybe trump won't be invulnerable for absolutely forever And also, ah Tucker is so anti-Semitic that you know he's kind of he's anti-Semitic and pro-Russia. And so it's been a really great time to be pro-Russia and anti-Semitic and be dunking on Trump if you're trying to run an independent media
Anti-Semitism in Media
00:04:05
Speaker
organization. So like he's just raking it in.
00:04:08
Speaker
i think I only care about one of those things. yeah I you would you'd you'd argue he's full blown anti-Semitic. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, you'd have to like it's one of those things where if you hear him in one or two conversations, you're like, oh, he's just making some good points. If you go back through his entire history of like outright white nationalism and poking holes at anything related to Jews, not Israel, Jews, then it's like, if you if you don't know about all of that, again, he's one of those people. He has that veneer of respectability he's able to pull on where you can listen to him critique like things that Israel's doing in their current wars and stuff. And you'd be like, oh yeah, he's making a lot of good points because he is. It's just, I can't take him seriously on any of those points because of all of the other stuff he said years ago when they weren't currently in a war. And it's incredibly obvious what he actually thinks. And that's, he's a white nationalist.
00:05:00
Speaker
Yeah, I wouldn't, it's hard to disagree with the white nationalism
Trump's Administration and Media Influence
00:05:04
Speaker
angle. I feel like right now, um, like what The Trump administration is obviously exposed to such a high degree the levels of corruption that are making all these people rich and powerful and wealthy. So like I feel like that's what people are mostly mad about and why they're you know trying to take a high road and turn on them is like, this was all supposed to be quiet.
00:05:27
Speaker
Like you kind of like blew the top off this. Like we're, we're all in on it. We're all in on the, the kayfabe. You maintain kayfabe. You, uh, you keep the delusion going. We're all going to make a lot of money. Like it's all a culture war to them anyway. yeah They don't have any positions that are just attacking things.
00:05:43
Speaker
I think these people didn't expect him. I think they didn't expect him to go this like, this like guard, like all the guardrails to disappear. I think to a degree, like I, I knew plenty of Trump supporters or even Casey, we can go back to some of our conversations where like, as much as you hated Trump, you were like, it feels like we have enough institutional guardrails to prevent this thing from getting completely out of control. And I hope that as well, like that was a very, like even a lot of people who voted Trump were just like, I don't,
00:06:15
Speaker
I think he sucks, but I think that we have enough guardrails in this country to prevent... And I'm thinking people like Tucker and Marjorie Taylor Greene, whatever. They probably all thought to some degree that you know he wasn't going to be a unilateral because they all knew he was stupid. like He's clearly a stupid person who's just failed up. So like I think they just hoped that ah the power structures that existed that have all made them rich and powerful and wealthy and maintained power were going to... like kind of just keep this psychopath in check and it didn't. Now they're all trying to like jump ship and cover their ass.
00:06:49
Speaker
Yeah. I don't, I don't think that like much about this time around resembles like the first administration. Yeah, definitely not. So, I mean, I, I can understand people like jumping on board for the second round and then being kind of aghast at all that. I mean, even just like the, the like war side of it. I mean, it's so opposed to like, what he's said throughout all, you know, and like he did inflammatory things towards Iran and stuff, you know in his first term, he killed Soleimani and, you know, throughout the nuclear agreement and stuff like that. But I don't know that anybody guessed that this is where this would go. No, not this specific thing, but I, I still, I, I just can't take seriously anybody who's like a gas that this is the person he's been this entire time. It's like there were, there were more checks and balances last time. And so this time he made it super clear that he was going to try to get rid of all the checks and balances. And then he did that.
00:07:46
Speaker
And so no one held him accountable. And now he's just kind of lurching from fire to fire to fire. And like, why is that a surprise? Like he, ah he tried to do a lot of terrible things in his first administration, but there was actual competent people in the government who were able to like say no.
00:08:01
Speaker
um Or scumbags who had, uh, uh, were vested in like the, the status quo that kept it from happening. Well, I mean, yeah, sure. There's going to be guys, but I mean, like when he wanted to shoot protesters and the secretary of defense was like, unriin yeah, sure. was like, no, we absolutely aren't going to do that. Or when he did want to lock up Hillary, that's one of the things I've heard people say of like, like he, he's just all talk. He didn't even, try he didn't actually try to lock up Hillary. He did. The justice department just said like,
00:08:31
Speaker
sir, there's no case here. Like there, there is nothing to take her to court on. This will just be an embarrassment for the government. And then they jangled some cheat keys and he got distracted. Like, it's not like he didn't try. It's just, there were people who said no. And now he's like, well, guess what I'll do.
00:08:45
Speaker
I'll pick a total sycophant to be in all of those roles and they'll just do whatever I tell them. And that's exactly what's happening. Who replaces, who replaces, uh, Pam bonding, cash Patel. Okay. it's Okay. No, I'm glad you said that because I was going say, let's put a quick pin in this and talk about saying Hillary, right?
00:09:02
Speaker
Hillary's big thing was using private servers. Right. And people weren't happy about that because you can do that, but there's a proper- Well, I think her but her big thing was everyone, a lot of people hated the Clintons by that point. And then the the private server thing was just like an icing on top. But like but she had a lot of people who just hated her on principle coming in. Perhaps a private server would have done cash some good. You know, his problem might be that he didn't use a private server and all of his passwords were ABCD1234. And did you guys see the video that came out of him like the video that they released of him dancing around his living room?
00:09:35
Speaker
Yeah, pretty good. It's funny. It's just like, who would have thought that a QAnon podcaster would be a bad head of our premier law enforcement? like but What's funny about him is like, he's not even like trying to be a sycophant as much as like, he's just enjoying the ride. He's like, I'm the director of the FBI. I can go party at the Olympics. I can take my jet to go see my girlfriend perform. I can go out to eat all the time. It's like,
00:10:00
Speaker
Well, yeah, I guess you can, but are you you're not even interested in trying to do the FBI job. And he doesn't seem like – It's cosplay entirely. The Justice Department under this administration has seen a historic reduction in crime.
00:10:15
Speaker
Historic. The lowest rates in 100 years. They keep spouting these statistics as if like they mean anything to anyone. Don't you think his eyes indicate that he's permanently hypnotized?
00:10:26
Speaker
He's under someone else's control. I think maybe he's just did some drugs and like it just kind of something popped in there like an embolism or something and his eyes just bulged out a little bit. I like his parents were cheap to like get rid of the asbestos in their house and he was like nibbling it all throughout his like adolescent years or something.
Influencers and Social Media Culture
00:10:44
Speaker
I feel like if you look real close you just see these little spirals spinning constantly.
00:10:49
Speaker
It might be easier to just assume that like all of these people are doing all the weird homeopathic stuff that you hear advertised on like the Manosphere podcast where like who knows what supplements he's pumping into his body and what they're doing to him.
00:11:02
Speaker
Yeah. We might have our first micro dosing head of the FBI on a daily basis. Dude, he just needslaro loses he needs to take like the Indian TikToker route and just own it.
00:11:14
Speaker
Give him the whole like, own the cra my life, murder my My style, my attitude. That would be pretty funny. Is he Indian? Yeah.
00:11:25
Speaker
Okay. indeed That's how he met his girlfriend, actually. He commented, sexy baby, please, on her. When there was a bunch of people grabbing where there was a bunch of people grabbing the woman at the airport, he got there first.
00:11:45
Speaker
yeah
00:11:50
Speaker
oh
00:11:53
Speaker
Oh my god, so who replaces him? I mean, ah I don't know. Gary Hannity? Is Deshaun having a kid?
00:12:03
Speaker
What codes are left in the conservative media space that have enough airtime to like garner Trump's – I mean, he can he just hope for it and put Mark Levin in the seat? Yeah, mean, like that's the thing. is it It could be Mark Levin. It could be Michael Knowles. It could be anybody who just likes being a talking head on TV. If it's not Cliff Dicular, I'll kill myself.
00:12:25
Speaker
Dude, he –
00:12:29
Speaker
Kid doesn't have drugs to actually get the job. I mean, that's all. That's really all you have to do. You saw the video of him storming out of the CNN interview where the guy asked him, like, why do you hang out with all these manosphere, like these these red pill incel guys? And he was like, ah ah well, you're just lucky. I didn't have time to look up like who your wife cheated on you with. And the guy was like, I'm not. He's like, I'm not married.
00:12:50
Speaker
And Calicula just like got up and walked out. i Oh, oh no there's an obvious choice. It'll be Nick Shirley. That's our investigative journalist. yeah Him and his fourth grade reading level. Oh my God. I hope it's Nick Shirley. I hope it's a supplement store.
00:13:11
Speaker
Actually, that would be, that would be really entertaining. Let him run all of the FBI's investigations with his little camera crew, just wandering around investigating him. I just wanted something going, wow, that's weird. What you think about that? Wow. what that's weird Try to pronounce road signs and whatnot. Yeah.
00:13:27
Speaker
Street names named after Native American civilizations we wiped out. It's just, you can't do it. We've banned all four syllable and more words from the ah FBI briefing papers. Specifically, pretty surely.
00:13:46
Speaker
I watched Clavicular walk out on... Cuvicular or clavicular? Clavicular, like your clavicle. That's what I thought. um yeah It has a base in something real, Sam. He's not just making up words. No, why would he? I mean, it's not like he made up everything else about what matters to him. um he When he walked out on the Channel 5 interview, because he ah couldn't – he crashed out over Andrew Callahan saying that he was just fine with how he looked. And he's like, that can't be possible, dude. And he's like, i I have nothing left to say to you. Like, I can't even i can't you take you seriously.
00:14:21
Speaker
You know, the thing with these guys is like – Like Clavicula, they're trying so hard to make Clavicula like a national figure. like yeah new like It's actually annoying.
00:14:31
Speaker
Yeah, it's annoying that so many people keep interviewing him. He has nothing to say. Right. That's the thing is like the tapes kind of just riff on whatever. Like they don't have anything to say either, but like they can at least like yell and scream for a while. Like he has nothing to say outside of like – Well, you know if you ah you know, if you use a plunger on your face, you can get higher definition out of your like ah forehead wrinkles. I did. Did you see his take on transgender people?
00:14:59
Speaker
I'm sure it's, oh, what did he say? Spectacular. I imagine. ah Sam, you might actually be surprised when somebody asked him, like, like, are you are you worried about like, ah you know, but i think something like really beautiful women, you know, then then becoming transgender. i'm I'm mutilating the quote, so just forgive me on that. But like becoming transgender and then giving you competition. He's like, no, it's just another person to frame Mog. That's actually kind of a based take. Like he's just like, he welcomes all comers.
00:15:28
Speaker
Stupidest competition that only he's in. i know he needs more people in his competition in order to feel good about himself. the The Tates are like completely manufactured like public figures, though. I mean, like they were nobody. And then all of a sudden, like they were on YMH and then and then he was just everywhere. It was like, well, it's true. You know, why it makes definitely outrageous. Well, it's hard to get a start to when you're merely like a sex trafficking rapist um who runs like a scam, ah like a scam society for boys or a scam school like that just wasn't cutting it. And then he decided to be, you know, i I don't understand when he jumps on like right wing things, because it seemed like for a long time it was just him being like, I'm I'm the best thing ever. That was his whole brand is I am the greatest, most alpha. My chin is so normal and well defined.
00:16:21
Speaker
ah And I'm so good at everything that I do. He's basically like Dan Bilzerian, but trying to be like a guru where Dan Bilzerian, I think is just at least a little more honest about like, actually, I'm kind of a rich douchebag. He just lies about how he got it. But like, he's like, yeah, I'm a rich douchebag doing rich douchebag things. And Andrew Tate wants to make it seem like because I am the Cobra and I have all of this wisdom from the Matrix and dah, dah, dah, dah.
00:16:44
Speaker
And then like as soon as the grift became, well, in order to do that, you ought to latch to all these manosphere people. it's like, oh, I have right wing politics now immediately. Like it's like the Russell Brand thing of like, oh, I'm in trouble. I'm a born again Christian now and I love right wing politics. When the well runs dry, you need a divine mandate.
00:16:59
Speaker
to pitch yourself to your, to your followers. Yeah. Did you see Russell Brand carrying a Bible into his court date? And like, it was like a black, black leather with gold. Like the most, if you went on, if you looked for a Google image of Bible, like black leather with the gold letters that say, Holy Bible, like obviously his prop Bible and his shirt that's been unbuttoned by five or six buttons as he's going in for his rape trial.
00:17:24
Speaker
Yeah. he vick he like You think he like paused the trial for a second so that he could get on his knees and like clasp his hands and pray for proceedings? When we did an interview with Alex Jones and Alex was starting to like poke fun of at the end because Russell Brand was like big dogging Alex Jones. And and so Alex was starting rag on him a little bit and Russell just interrupted him and started praying in the middle of his broadcast. Yo, that's nuts. I did not see that one. That's nuts. Dude, you're not going out Crazy Alex, though. But what the difference with Brand is like you have a lot of people who are about to get in trouble and they go right wing.
Public Figures and Attention-Seeking
00:18:02
Speaker
Tate wasn't on anyone's radar. And he thought even though he's engaged in all sorts of nefarious behavior, it would be a good idea to become a public figure. And that's what's nuts to me.
00:18:12
Speaker
Right. He could have just ran his scam over in the corner of the internet and kept evading the authorities by going to different European countries. And he probably could have done that for a long time. Yeah. It's kind of like, go ahead. go ahead It's kind of like the Tim Dillon. ah He always makes fun of like Elon Musk and these guys. Cause he's like, isn't it enough that you're billionaires? Like why, do why do you have to also try to be cool? Like it sucks. Why do you need to be like publicly loved so badly when you have everything?
00:18:41
Speaker
Because that's the only thing left. Away from everyone. That's the only thing left that they don't have. I may, I guess I don't have whatever is wrong with me to understand their point of view, but like, I would disappear so hard.
00:18:54
Speaker
Like if I had that much, if I, I would disappear before I got that much money, I would never get that much money. I'd be like, wow, my farm just got way bigger. And the driveway just got a mile longer. Like you'll never hear from me again. That classic recluse billionaire. We need those again. We need those like rich people who have like completely withdrawn from society. I mean, i think we do have them. They're just, that's why you don't hear about them.
00:19:18
Speaker
You know how like serial killers, like they, they tend to kill like, uh, uh, blue like prostitutes and homeless people and stuff, you know, specifically because like society turns a blind eye to them. They're the the less dead. What if you were a serial killer and you just focused on killing influencers?
00:19:38
Speaker
yeah You'd become the biggest influencer of all time. You just waited until you saw like a dude's dancing shirtless on the beach in front of his phone, like tripod. And you were like, Hey, uh,
00:19:53
Speaker
I got free GLP ones over here. If you want to come to my van. I know where I know where I know i where a abandoned warehouse with a really sick rave and I got tons of MDMA
00:20:07
Speaker
free buckle fat removal over on this side of the ah the parking lot. Is that how it's pronounced as a buckle or buccal? I don't know. I've heard buckle, but buckle. Okay. I don't even know buckle fats wear equal cool fat it's It's where they get the fat like sucked out of your cheeks. You get like those really gaunt cheekbones.
00:20:24
Speaker
Yeah, it gives you sexy mantis face that everyone loves. Yeah, that's huge. No one looks at and goes, ew, that's a you look freakish. It's the large cheekbones and like the really narrow nose.
00:20:39
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah,
Reality TV and Self-Image
00:20:42
Speaker
it's not that like I'm not trying to like endorse older reality TV, but anytime I see clips of like modern reality TV, I'm like, what are, what are you people doing to yourselves? Like, and not like people who've been on reality TV for a long time. Like you see, ah you know, people who their first thing is coming on a dating show. This is their first ever, like other than being a like a low level influencer and they already have all of those surgeries and like look,
00:21:05
Speaker
have the fish lips and the thin nose and the gaunt cheekbones. It's just like, and you're like 23 years old. Like, what are we doing to ourselves? They're investing in their future.
00:21:16
Speaker
Like, you got to spend money make money. want that, Laura Loomer Easter Island head look. Right. Like that's what I don't get is like, does anyone think this looks good? I mean, I'm not trying to pick on anybody who has like, oh shoot, what's it called when you don't see yourself accurately?
00:21:32
Speaker
Body dysmorphia. Yeah. I'm not trying to pick on anyone that's body dysmorphia. I just mean like it's, it's just such a trend that I don't, do they think they look good? Do they think they look better? And then they keep going and then they realize they look bad and they don't know how to back out. Like, i i just don't understand.
00:21:47
Speaker
Yeah, it's hard to know if it's like, ah do I think I look good? Do I think this is what I need to do? it's probably I mean, honestly, it probably is mostly related to some sort of body dysmorphia. To go through that much effort to look a certain way, to be able to get cast on television or think that's what you have to do to get cast on television, it's more likely that you'll be casted on a reality TV show because there's a look and a level of let's be real. If it's reality TV, they're looking for a level of crazy. That's going to provide entertainment at that person's expense. Like yeah like a reality TV show is the most predatory form of television where they're look like you're just more likely to get cast. If you seem like an unhinged lunatic, because it's going to be, and it's going to be provided. Like people are to be, i want to watch that. I want to watch this person getting a girl fight at a bar, you know, you
00:22:40
Speaker
I want to watch this dude just think he's so much cooler and stronger and smarter than everybody else. Just like pick a fight and get his ass beat. Like, you know, shit like that. Like, that's what you want from reality TV. You want chaos.
00:22:53
Speaker
Good thing we've got us us bunch of sixes sitting around talking about. Yeah. be oh I mean, the only thing to do is commit to being a six or maybe be a six and commit to being a four. I i think there's probably a lane to be explored where you're, you know, a four or five and you just – you go hard on acting like you look insanely good in that you are better than everybody else. for Confidence.
00:23:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. But we could, we could use a little bit more of that on reality TV because people also like to hate someone who, you know, it's reality TV. Like it's all judgment. Everything about reality TV is judging every aspect of every person. So just,
00:23:37
Speaker
Wasn't there that reality show called The Swan or something where they took people who supposedly didn't look good? Yes. I watched that back in the day. It was insane. I think that's also kind of predatory. I wish there was a healthier version, though, where you've ever heard the saying, you're not ugly, you're just poor, of...
00:23:54
Speaker
of It'd be cool if there was a version that was like, we're not going to give you surgery or anything. We're just going to show you what, like a good haircut and learning how to dress yourself and like some grooming tips and whatever. And just show people like without going nuts, you can totally go from a six to an eight or whatever. Like, I know that's kind of a mean way to refer to people, but like, I think it would be cool to do something like that because I do think a lot of that is true. So many celebrities when they're schlubbing that they don't look any different from normal people.
00:24:21
Speaker
yeah you know you're right like If it was still like the 2000s, you could just do LASIK surgery because that was kind of the plot point in every teen movie. It's like, you're not ugly. You just have glasses. Hey, knock it off.
00:24:36
Speaker
another one Remember that? She combs her hair and takes her glasses off. Oh, my God. She's actually really pretty.
00:24:48
Speaker
no one would have ever known she had those glasses. She doesn't just comb it. She straightens it because curly hair is ugly. Oh, yeah, that's true. Dude, I'm screwed in so many ways. At least I did get the laser surgery done purely for vanity reasons. You need to grow your hair out without putting straightener in it this time. I want to see you with a chest. Yeah, because you got your, you're getting that case. Can I see the top case? It's been a minute since. Like, is it your more silver? Oh, silver fox silver. Yeah, dude. I want to see a big silver poof. That's what I need.
00:25:18
Speaker
I'm 80% gray at this point, I think. Can you can you do a beard at this
Self-Perception and Lifestyle Choices
00:25:23
Speaker
point? No, I really try to, and I just can't. He says that. got really patchy spots. Because i think i see so I think I see a pretty healthy shadow. That's why I'm asking.
00:25:33
Speaker
I like Casey in the scruff. I've seen him all like twice in the past five years growing some scruff and he criticizes it, but it's not going all like connect as a full beard. I mean, my fault my beard's not great. It doesn't connect the way I want it to, but like...
00:25:49
Speaker
Casey would like a, with the stubble with the scruff. I like it. I think you need to, I think you need to go for it. Yeah. Casey, I think if if you let it grow for a month and then you went to a good trendy, like let your hair grow for a couple months, let your beard grow for a month. And then you go to a good barber. Like I, i think that silver could really work for you.
00:26:06
Speaker
You need get that, that tight fade, dude, get that silver on top. that There is an Instagram. period that My wife would no longer have sex with me. She would hate you if you looked better. She doesn't like facial hair very much. Oh, okay. Well, that's a good enough reason. That's fine. But at least for the haircut, then there is an Instagram that gets served me every once in a while. Nice as it is.
00:26:26
Speaker
A guy, ah this guy, like this barber who just specializes in like rescue haircuts where someone will come in with like, they look like 40 year old schlub who works like at a factory. Who's never gotten a good haircut other than like super cuts in 15 years. And then he like drops 10 years off of their age and they look like they just walked out of like being signed in the NFL. Like it's amazing what this guy can do.
00:26:52
Speaker
I want to see Casey with tight broccoli cut, some TikTok hair. i one Well, no, I think Casey could definitely pull off the, like, it's not a mullet. It's kind of the modern one where the sides just have that like good fade going. and It's a little shaggier in the rear, like a nice blended mullet.
00:27:06
Speaker
I think Casey could really pull off. i think he'd be pulling out his two rears at that point.
00:27:14
Speaker
Two dump trucks, one on the back of his head and his ass. One on the back of his back. yeah There's this guy i follow on TikTok and he's like... Why are you on TikTok, Casey?
00:27:28
Speaker
I know, he sends me TikToks, I delete it. on he is he Oh, because he's anti-Semitic but loves when Israel spies on him.
00:27:36
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It's a Chinese thing. He's like no he's like a simp. It's like a weird like kink for him at this point. No, see, okay, my Instagram is not fun because it's just like it's like war footage and horrible news and the occasional like animal video. My TikTok, I didn't follow it. According to the videos you send me.
00:28:00
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Yeah, I was gonna say. that's you left ah You left a lane out, dude. ah People with intellectual disabilities trying massive crazy stunts. or Dude, i saw what I found this thing the other day. i was I wanted to send it so bad. um Hopefully this goes over well, but it was I died laughing at was like, kate this is what Casey needs to see. And then Instagram did that thing where it refreshed your feed and I couldn't find it. ah But it was these two older ladies um
00:28:32
Speaker
like one lady gets out of her car and starts screaming at a lady who pulled into a parking spot because she, and she's like, I had my blinker on. You cut me off. You stole my spot. was going to take that spot.
00:28:43
Speaker
Absolutely losing it. The two ladies fighting back and forth. And then the lady who felt like she was cut off threatens the lady who took the spot was saying like, i my son could like, my son could beat the shit out of you or something like that. And then her son comes like stampeding, like really hustling.
00:29:02
Speaker
He was hustling. out but Look, it's clear that this man had an intellectual disability. And so, you know, he's just kind of going like, I got to protect my mom. um and So this woman's using her son as a threat that he he would just like go nuts on this lady. And the son comes up.
00:29:21
Speaker
just marches straight up to her and just plows her straight in the face giant fucking fist to the face it's like a knock out it's like a front and center flat-footed straightforward punch yeah just like like karate class first day you know yeah go yes and uh then the woman the woman who got hit her husband is a heaping man massive dude Like at the big, that he all those wrinkles and like the folds. Got the hot dog. The hot dog on the back of the head. Yeah, the arms are like bowed out because they don't go flat anymore. And he bo i try to he gets up to try to fight this intellectually disabled kid. And you're just like, this is chaos, which is what Casey loves. And that's why I knew I needed to send it to him. i'm glad you saw it because I didn't get decided to, but it was nuts. um and But all that to say, that's also what your feed is. Don't leave that part out, Casey. Your feed is was just- It's just that TikTok is only that. like That's all I've followed on TikTok.
00:30:24
Speaker
Also, does a TikTok have like looser content restrictions on it? Oh, it's got to because it's wild. long as you're not talking about Israel. Yes, pretty much. yeah If you don't hashtag Israel or Netanyahu, you can get away with showing a murder.
00:30:37
Speaker
Just not if it's from the IDF. That's the only murder you can't show.
Influencers and Self-Esteem Issues
00:30:41
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So there's this guy that I follow and I've caught ah several of his videos that made me laugh just because it's it's like so typical of like the Comic-Con dude that we met over and over again when April was doing that kind of thing.
00:30:56
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And he's like he's like kind of a he looks kind of dirty. You know, he's really tall, really skinny. He's got like a patchy, scraggly goatee.
00:31:08
Speaker
And he's always coming on with like ah some sort of like performatively like ah he's he's got like he's got like that woke thirsty sort of thing going on where he's like, yeah.
00:31:25
Speaker
Okay. Hello, everyone. And he's got a really dry mouth, so he's always got like ranch corners. Like he's got the stickiest teeth in the biz. He's snacking a lot. Yeah. He starts out every sentence with a smack. He goes, Everyone, i just have something to say.
00:31:43
Speaker
Stretch marks are sexy. Let me say that again for those who didn't hear. Stretch marks are sexy. If your partner doesn't think that stretch marks are sexy, you should leave them.
00:31:56
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and I will have sex with you. It's a lot of that. Yeah, I get it. That makes sense. And he like advertised this video ahead of time. He's like, I posted an 18 plus video on my page. If you'd like to see it, go over there. And I'm like, what is this going to be? You know, because it's always something like Miley Horny. Yeah, it did. Of course, for Casey's like, I need to know what your penis looks like.
00:32:22
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He's like, ah so yeah I go and I'm waiting. I'm just waiting for something nuts. And he's like, okay, I'm just going to say it I find women's butt cracks sexy.
00:32:37
Speaker
find them very sexy. And he like kind of went on this weird rant about it. And I'm like, the crack. The crack is a... No, it's rage bait. there's I haven't seen that guy, but I get served ah reels for people that like they're obviously there's this one guy that like I think i mean he might have alopecia. I'm not sure, um but he always dresses like very effeminate and um Or he dresses like an effeminate man, not like a woman. um And he always like sits very effeminate. And then he put just puts captions about like, if you're looking for like positive alpha male masculine content, you know, you need to follow me, yada, yada, yada. And all the comments are people making fun of him. But like, oh, is this the mustache guy?
00:33:21
Speaker
No, no, no mustache. Like he has no hair on his face oh um on his entire head. But like he's just all of his videos are like that. He's just engagement farming. Like and that's probably what that guy is doing, too, is like if you're mad, guy it's not smart enough to do that. He's trying his best to get a girl to message him. but Yeah, I know. exactly I know what you're talking about, though. There's definitely like a bunch of that going on over there.
00:33:45
Speaker
It's just like ah it's like the sort of thing where you go, hey, look, if if you think like if you think stretch marks are sexy, that's fine. Like, sure. I'm sure lots of people do. No big deal. And you're saying about it. All right. It's like you're getting on a soapbox about it. And that is what makes me not trust that you actually think this or that you're using this as like some sort of ah ah an in tactic,
Societal Benefits of Bullying?
00:34:11
Speaker
you know. Yeah. and you're trying to find something that you believe women are self- consciousscious about
00:34:17
Speaker
and exploiting that so that they'll message you online yes i tell you the trend that i'm like very sick of and that i i just like immediately dislike anybody who does it is like you sound it are you that serious No, I will like jump in the comments if it's something very ah ridiculous.
00:34:36
Speaker
But anybody who's like... you support them, is what you're saying. Kind of. Support them with your engagement. I'll throw a little support with engagement that way. But if you are like a a person who has like no accolades to your name whatsoever, but yet you like frame yourself as some sort of educator, like...
00:34:59
Speaker
that is the most annoying thing in the world. And it's like so common online where it's like, hello everyone. um I'm a, I'm dyslexic and a a train enthusiast. And let me take a couple of seconds to teach you a little bit about what it means to be a dyslexic person that, that loves trains. And you're like,
00:35:18
Speaker
Yeah, you're not qualified to teach anybody. any like where where Why should anybody listen to You just want to talk about yourself. It's like those videos that are like, and everybody says you can't be dyslexic and into trains if you live in the Midwest. And it's like literally no one has ever said that. like you just You're looking desperately looking for an angle to make anybody pay attention to you.
00:35:37
Speaker
Yeah, it it's ah it's an annoying thing that a lot of people do. So like as a society, you know, we've come around and I don't think all of society would agree with this. I think the three of us would, we've come around on some words that supposedly we weren't supposed to say anymore, but now like we feel maybe just when we're alone or just hanging with the boys that it's, it's more okay to say some of those things, you know, are we back around on bullying yet?
00:35:59
Speaker
Cause I do feel like while it probably created more suicides and more self-esteem issues than were ideal, bullying really would help with a lot of these issues. Yeah. Like, I think people do need some of this beaten out of them. You're going to get a hard disagree from me. And that's not just because we're recording.
00:36:16
Speaker
troll Trolling is important. It's a, it's a, no, trolling. i Look, if you put yourself out there online, then you need to explain.
00:36:27
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accept all the shame and embarrassment that comes with it i'm i'm fine that's what i mean sam i'm not talking about actually picking on it and is i'm just being like the the annoying person who like loves being annoying do they need to be bullied some just to like get that under control as we tell like we we all acknowledge that like he needs to be shamed into an institution at this point Like no one would feel bad because I feel like it's just, I feel like it directly correlates with how, like if you're just like ah you know, a person of low intellect that thinks that you should start an online lane. um Look, just if this is what's giving you drive, go ahead, go for it. I'm not, I don't really want to, but like people who take themselves seriously, like Kash Patel and i shame should be heaped upon them.
00:37:20
Speaker
Right. You should drive them into like irrelevance where the only way he can make a living 20 years from now is at Conservacon, like signing autographs with his little table. He should be afraid to sign into the internet. That man should be afraid to sign online for the rest of his life.
00:37:36
Speaker
Dude, I have such a treat for you guys because this kind of works with what we're talking about. Yeah, I know. You've had a guy you're excited to talk about and this feels like a great segue. So I know I'm actually a little nervous about it. i know you two are very, um, you two, i would yeah ah you're old,
Video Game Streaming Appeal
00:37:56
Speaker
right? Yeah. i'm young I have a, I have a ear to the ground that maybe you guys don't because I'm young.
00:38:02
Speaker
Sure. Okay. Yeah. I'll go with this for the sake of the last ah So the character that we're going to look at today is, uh,
00:38:15
Speaker
He comes to us from the world of video game streaming. and okay Okay. How many video game streamers have you guys watched ever? Oh, basically none.
00:38:26
Speaker
Yeah, I hate video game streaming. Like i I know of plenty of streamers. I just can't. It's the most boring thing in the world. I can't do it. Yes. The extent of what I do hers like when she was streaming, but like oh yeah ever watched.
00:38:41
Speaker
I don't think I've ever watched anyone else unless it's just like a clip on something. Yeah, that's what was gonna say. I don't think it counts as streaming, but like if i'm trying if I get really stuck at something and I'm getting annoyed, you know I'll look it up on YouTube and see someone a 15-minute video, show you what to do. um That's the extent, but that's a tool. That's practical. That's not just like, watch me play a video game and comment on It's the commenting that's the worst.
00:39:10
Speaker
um like Because you know they have to have that like the constant communication stream with their audience. So it's like, oh, my goodness, that thing. Oh, it just came out from the side. Oh, they're all on me. I can't handle that. Yeah, it's too much.
00:39:27
Speaker
So, uh, so this guy that we're going to talk about for a minute here, this is less of like a, a, a story with like a through line and more of just a like point and laugh at this
Dr. Witnesser's Religious Streaming
00:39:40
Speaker
moron. But, uh, this guy, his online moniker is cap or Dr. Witnesser.
00:39:47
Speaker
Oh boy. Have you heard of this guy? No, but I can make some guesses based on the name. I'm already like having a hard time with this casey. It's, Did he know that Bible man was already taken? Is that why he only kept him? Dr. Witnesser?
00:40:02
Speaker
Dr. Witnesser. Does he play Christian video games? No. a ah you yeah all This might be the best way to just introduce him right off the bat, okay? I'm going to play a little clip for you.
00:40:15
Speaker
and listen to My name is Dr. Witnesser, and I go into games and I go into Fortnite, actually, and teach people about the Bible. I have heard of this guy. Congratulations. and that brings you ever I don't play the game based on crowns, I play it to teach people about the Bible, so I don't care about winning.
00:40:31
Speaker
<unk> It's fun to win, but it's not my priority, because like said, I'm here to teach people about the Bible. So you could say how many crowns have you won for the kingdom. So any of you guys interested in talking about that? I'll drop in the ah medallion if anyone wants it.
00:40:44
Speaker
So you guys interested in hearing about the the Bible while we play Fortnite? Bro, why are you doing that sh**? Like, dude, nobody wants to hear about the Bible at Fortnite. You can check my YouTube. a devout Christian. Don't try to push your f**kies on people. You're not a devout Christian. what are you talking about? That's not how devout Christians speak. The Bible says you can recognize them by their speech and you're definitely not a Christian. but stop I'm just saying you're being a hypocrite. No, you're done. just they Oh my God, dude.
00:41:12
Speaker
I hate him so much. He is so annoying. For him to accuse other... hes Okay. i Nothing is more... like this is One of the things I hate most about modern day Christianity is the impetus to like be annoying about it at all times. And it's...
00:41:33
Speaker
with particular branch. It's like Catholics don't care about doing that. You're not really like the old, the occasion we get an online one that wants to, but like, this is the epitome of you got your reward on earth. You know, this is the shit that Jesus was talking about when it's just like,
00:41:49
Speaker
praying in public, making yourself look like you're fat. Like this is that, this is your, you, you're not making a difference. It's not going matter. No one cares. And all you're doing is just projecting for your audience. It's the same thing as someone who stands up on the subway and is like, excuse me, everybody. I realize we're all busy going to work and everyone's like, Oh, I, I really hope someone yeah stabs him right now. It's the same.
00:42:13
Speaker
It's the same. It's for them. It's for him. He's getting, this is it. He gets his reward on earth and he gets to burn in hell for all of eternity. Fuck this guy.
00:42:23
Speaker
Yeah. He is a, he's a very annoying man. And, um, also like, has he had a sex scandal yet? He's been charged with, he has had some scandals, but not a sex scandal specifically, but yeah, you you mean yet? Don't not specifically yet.
00:42:40
Speaker
Yet. Yeah. It's coming. Um, someone messages online. He's like, I didn't know she was underage. i don't I don't know how old this man is, but like he is the epitome of like like ah a mid-20s out of college, kind of listless and aimless, but like very convinced that he's right and angrily so.
00:43:04
Speaker
And he's like not smart enough to really flesh out ideas. He's smart enough to memorize opinions and latch onto every culture war thing ever. He's just a culture war moron.
00:43:16
Speaker
And like, that's most of what his like shtick is, is yes, he's like, says that he's witnessing to people and trying to share the gospel and stuff like that. But it's really comes down to him just like being like, uh, you know what? Uh, truth is truth. And if that offends you, like, I'm sorry, but I don't know what to do. Can we hear some of his, uh, other witnessing, not him arguing with someone about the witnessing? Can we hear him like really laying it on good?
00:43:40
Speaker
Well, here, I'm going to give you one that. ah So this he started off on Twitch and then he got banned because this specific clip where he's talking to young Muslim kid, the gospel. OK.
00:43:58
Speaker
So this kid is I don't know. I mean, he's he's like 10 or maybe younger. I don't know. He's young. So this is what a doctor witnesser said that got him kicked off Twitch.
00:44:09
Speaker
Jesus isn't the son of God. You're denying every other scripture before that has ever happened and saying that it's not true. Who, me? Anybody.
00:44:20
Speaker
Oh my God, poor kid. Anybody who says Jesus is not the son of God, because what I'm saying is you're denying what scripture says. You're still denying the hundreds of prophecies that were fulfilled by Jesus.
00:44:34
Speaker
Yeah, well, I'm denying that because usually we um what you're talking about since you're American and Christian, Since the Muslim culture, we don't really talk about that. They don't talk about it because they don't want to believe it. That's why.
00:44:46
Speaker
Well, it's because Muslim culture, you know, a little bit different. It brings different things to America than Christians. forget Forget the fact that it's America, dude. It's just the the Christianity in general. it doesn't matter that I'm in America.
00:44:59
Speaker
Christianity is all over the world.
00:45:03
Speaker
So look, if you were to die your sins today, you would be sent to God. And God, the living God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, the God that created the earth in six days and rested on this heaven, he is telling you that the only way to heaven by turning from your sins and trusting in his son who died for your sins.
00:45:21
Speaker
That's what God teaches. I just had this conversation last night with a family member. So he went right from being a debate me, bro, to now with every head bowed and every eyes closed. If you were to die tonight, like, did he think that was going to go well? Like that that's not witnessing only appeal.
00:45:38
Speaker
Like that's his only shtick. Yeah. He's just a debate me, bro. Also, how based is his 10 year old? Yeah. He's not even saying you're wrong. He's saying, well, in my culture, we believe different things. Like that's his respect. The kid's so chill about it. He was, yeah, he was, ah that kid rips. I want to hang out. and i want to play Fortnite with that kid.
00:45:58
Speaker
With that kid, that kid was first like, who me? You're just like, oh no. How do you not hear that and be like, oh, I I'm the bad guy. Yeah. i think this is ah I think this is another one of him talking to a very – I mean it's Fortnite. He's talking to a lot of children yeah when he's doing this so this. He considers himself a youth bastard. He's passionate about youth.
00:46:21
Speaker
Yeah, it was sorry. Play the next clip and I got a question. I got question for you, little man. Do you believe in Jesus? Yeah. Awesome. I believe in God. I do. But I also kind of like to hear what other people think about it, you know? Because sometimes it can be interesting to see how other people see how everything was made. really Another base kid. one way that everything was made. Like, there's no...
00:46:48
Speaker
this It's cool to hear everybody's thoughts. got questions for you, little man. Do you believe in Jesus? We got to stick to the truth. Right, right, right. I'd really like to hear him try doing this in a COD lobby. That's exactly the point that the video that I was watching about made. It only works in Fortnite because there are so many children. He needs to play a game that has grown men in it.
00:47:14
Speaker
who like It's crazy, though. It's crazy. To hear these videos of like these eight-year-olds sounding smarter than him is hilarious. Yeah, just nice little kids and he's like – Kids like, yeah, I believe that. But – But he's like, I'm a – I mean, the eight this kid, he sounds eight, had a more introspective answer than most 45-year-old Christian men I've met in church. It's like – Yeah, I do. But you know, it is actually really interesting to you. Like this kid has, he, he has an interest. He has a curiosity about him that hasn't been like snuffed out completely yet. And so cute.
00:47:49
Speaker
I hate to ask because he's a streamer, but unfortunately I feel like it might be true. Does he have like, you know, people have like sub counters and sub goals for the week and month. Does he have like a salvations goals that he keeps track of while he does this? Is that what he's funny?
00:48:04
Speaker
His salvations per minute. Souls one for Christ. Yeah, i just I wouldn't be surprised. he he's I think this guy is dumb enough to think that he's actually doing like the Lord's work. but like ah we've all we were all probably there at one point, right? How many debates have you gotten in with people over the years where you're like, I'm teaching them the truth. like This is making a difference. I'm planting a seed i'm going to kick it into the I'm going to stab it into the ground as hard as I possibly can.
00:48:35
Speaker
And then surely that will sprout at some point um because obviously they're really enjoying this and their heart is open. Like, I don't know. I feel like I've done that enough times to be embarrassed about it. Sure. Absolutely. But I also feel like even at my worst, I knew that this would have been a bad idea.
00:48:51
Speaker
And that's what makes me better than him. if I don't think I would have known that because I was homeschooled. yeah like i would have like This is is crazy. I would have those conversations with people I established relationships with. should maybe be People my age. I wouldn't be doing this to a random child that I was accosting. I guess I always. Did you do this with strangers? Yeah.
00:49:12
Speaker
No, I was too scared to talk to strangers. are you talking about? right I didn't know many nonbelievers to talk to about it. yeah Yeah. The most I did was like acts of service. So that way people could see that, you know, we were the Lord's children and that it would be worth changing their minds because we cleaned a public restroom without asking about being asked. Like it wasn't anything real. Like it's not the kind of stuff that actually makes people like, wow, those people are different. They go, wow.
00:49:39
Speaker
I'll take the service, but that's weird. Like, right. That's actually someone's job. You just took someone's job, bro. Like, this is strange. But like, he, I, he dude, I think what's also annoying, and like what is triggering when I hear this stuff is when you just hear people be like,
00:50:00
Speaker
Well, you know, it says it in the Bible and you're going against the Bible. So like it's like, dude, can you just, you're not even taking any time to like establish why the Bible matters in any way, shape or form for these conversations. Like you're not establishing any relevancy whatsoever. It's like to these people walk into every situation with so many preconceived ideas and that they are incapable of like, like they're just so like locked into their lane and their group think where like they, they're not recognizing all the, all the missed like baseline work that would have to be done to get people to the step that they're in. Like you're on, you're you're starting with 10 year olds at like step 10 of a 10 step process of how you can come to the conclusion that Jesus Christ is God. And that's, you're missing like,
00:50:52
Speaker
Like, i mean, just everything there is about like how the Bible was written, how it came together, when it was compiled, like what the prophecies even are. You can't just like be like, there are prophecies. It's like, know they don't know what those are, dude. You're just saying shit that makes no sense and means nothing to people.
00:51:12
Speaker
And then even still, if you're going to say those things, like you're not... You're obviously this guy's not well versed in any of the information that would be like, here's why that's wrong. Yeah.
00:51:24
Speaker
yeah It's like, the It's not, I think these people, like, they just, it's kind of like the the boomer vision of witnessing is like, hey, I dropped a track on your windshield. I did my part. I feel good about it. You know, like, God works in mysterious ways. And, you know, i have to believe that, like, deep down, everybody's soul is, like, really crying out for, like, a relationship with God.
00:51:51
Speaker
they they they are They have been tricking themselves their entire lives into not recognizing the truth in front of them, which is that ah Baptist Christianity is correct.
00:52:02
Speaker
you know It's the people that think they're like, oh, this is well this will genuinely be the first time anyone's ever said this to them. And I can just cruise in out of nowhere and I'm going to drop this epiphany. And they're like, their mind's going to be blown.
00:52:15
Speaker
And, or I'm going to plant a seed and that's going to eat them up for the rest of the night. Me telling them that like, well, actually, bro, actually, actually, uh, the Bible says you got to do this for eternal salvation. And, uh, if you don't believe that, uh, you're going to hell, man. And they're going to be laying at night, like laying in bed at night going, oh man, it had never occurred to me that that's what the Bible says. No one has ever said this to me before in my life. Like,
00:52:36
Speaker
These aren't these aren't people in an uncontacted tribe like in South America. Like this is a kid playing video games on the Internet like he's probably. And even even these conversations about like what we all have that we that we're referencing about like.
00:52:52
Speaker
Oh, planting a seed. It's like the soap that that's parable of the sower just tossing seeds everywhere is ruined. Christianity more than any other fucking parable, because it's a way you can wash your hands of the responsibility of like, I just have to i just have to put my hand in this big bag of seed and just fucking launch that shit everywhere. Which is name the Bible. about Like,
00:53:13
Speaker
growing plants in an area that they don't even belong. Like that absolutely yeah if you're a farmer, you're not going to just throw seeds everywhere. You're going calculated. Now you plan. Yeah. The Bible is actually pretty clear about like, you know, your heart heart being hardened and how like, that's kind of pointless um that, you know, someone's heart has to be softened. God has to soften their heart. I'm probably forgetting some of the,
00:53:34
Speaker
No, you're right. That's their out though. It's like, because there's there's the vines that come up and choke out the new plants. There's the hard soil that seeds never take. So it's not even, it's not even about, it's literally just about, um'm if I just like cast a wide net, then ah then I have checked the box and I'm good with God. And it really I don't want someone to do a better job. i really i don't know what I'd prefer because I really don't want someone to sincerely try to witness to me. That's probably worse. but No, but that's the thing. yeah if they If they were sincerely witnessing, it wouldn't feel annoying like that. like Sincerely doing it would be just like a conversation where the other person actually wants to be in the conversation. right so so like I have no problem with that. um
00:54:20
Speaker
like ah Somebody approached me at a coffee shop to witness to me like a year ago. And I felt really bad later because I didn't figure out that's what they were doing until I saw them going around to talk to other people. They just came up and asked if I wanted a piece of fruit. And I was like listening to my earbuds and reading some news on my phone. I was just like, excuse me? Like, uh, no, thank you.
00:54:41
Speaker
They watch you take a bite. They're like, did that fruit did that fruit make you less hungry? And you're like, sure. didn't know what the situation was. never hungry again? Right, exactly. like i'm I'm sure that was i'm sure that was like a line they had learned in evangelism classes. And I felt bad later because like, i wasn't trying to be a jerk to them. Just some random person walked up to me at a coffee shop and offered me a piece of fruit. like I'm obviously saying no. But like if I'd gotten into a conversation with somebody...
00:55:06
Speaker
naturally, which I wouldn't do out in public if I could avoid it. But let's say I did just theoretically. And it came up. Right. right That would have been, we probably would have had a great conversation, but that's like, Jesus was pretty dang explicit about performative Christianity. Like that's what,
00:55:23
Speaker
I just like a lot of other things. Jesus was pretty explicit about that. The modern church has kind of just forgotten about. It's just one of those things. It's like he said, don't be a douche. Not in those words, but like pretty clearly like the implication is definitely there.
Changing Societal Values and Religion
00:55:38
Speaker
It just like it always just like reminds me of that that monologue that ah Rust Cole doesn't in the interrogation room and season one of True Detective where he's like talking about Christians. And he's like, he's like, this is all it's all for me, me, me. This is all for me.
00:55:58
Speaker
That's what all of this ends up feeling like. But, i you know, I guess part of it is just speaking the truth without fear. And that's part of what Dr. Witnesser does, for instance. Did you know, like having sex with an animal, that's against God's law, right? And societyll tell me what you're doing society, that's also against.
00:56:16
Speaker
the rules of society right well the whole homosexuality thing used to be against the rules of society also as well but it's not anymore used to whole thing with animals that's also in the bible and everybody agrees with that but when it comes to homosexuality people are like oh well well no when it comes to that of course you know i should be allowed to have sex with animals no you know what else the bible's super clear on that slavery's okay so and that you should be a good slave. I mean, that shouldnt yeah that's the same tired, the slipperiest of slippery slope arguments that we've all heard for like 20 years. It's like, good job, dude.
00:56:53
Speaker
Like you, you read the pamphlet on witnessing one Oh one that was written in 2001 and you're regurgitating all of it. And just to bring in society used to be like, no, that's, I mean, there's, that's the argument. Society is the, you know, creates the definitions of what's acceptable. That is what society is. Like, that's what was happening then, it's what's happening now. And then you rewrite the rules of society. Like, for example, harking back to my previous point, when we go, slavery's not okay anymore.
00:57:22
Speaker
That was a societal shift, and it was welcome, and it was right, and the Bible is wrong. Well, and we see sam okay sometimes society can shift back like the growing movement to repeal the 19th Amendment. You know, sometimes society wants to recognize that we've just we've gone too far by treating. It's ah it's weird. i don't know if you guys have noticed. It seems like a lot of the time, a lot of the proposed regressions or say return to values is really around ah reverting the idea that all people should actually be equal to each other.
00:57:52
Speaker
um or or have the same ability to be and i just it's just an interesting trend again i don't know if you guys have noticed that um it seems like a lot of the regressions they want are kind of based around that that concept yeah the people who talk the most about freedom are the only people who are actually uninterested in other people being to live their lives the way they want to Which, to be fair, I think is one of the most pure and original human feelings that's ever existed is I would like to be able to do literally anything I want. And it bothers me when that means that I that other people will have feelings about it. And I need to do violence about that. We all have the billionaire mindset is what you're saying.
00:58:29
Speaker
The libertarian mindset. I like i like the charitable ah the charitable Christian conservative who's like, look, you want to be gay?
00:58:40
Speaker
Fine by me. I just don't want to see it. I just don't want to see you know do it. Do what you want in your own house, but like don't make me look at it. you know i like the gays that say, too bad, bitch. We're going to make you watch us have sex. That's what I i like those gays. Yeah, because that's the thing that happens all the time. It happens like all the time. That's why they're so passionate. and i don't have any I don't have any jokes that are fit for the pod.
00:59:06
Speaker
i There's a little text bubble above your head there. Yeah, I think he and Casey both look like we had a zinger or two that the straight white men will reflect on and not share.
00:59:20
Speaker
So um one of the the the ah equal – it's like just almost just as annoying as like his like boilerplate knuckle dragging like – Christianity approach, you know, like, ah you know, i heard him talking to a kid online about like he was like, yeah, I'm a Christian. And I feel like, you know, not a lot of people at my college are Christians. And in doctor, witnesses like, yeah, well, you know, I feel like college just tries to talk you out of Christianity. Like, I think that's part of what they do at those places. You know, they try to make you feel like you shouldn't be a Christian. And, you know,
00:59:57
Speaker
Actually, ah you know, ah a lot of people, you know, they they just they have a hard time, you know, maintaining their faith at college because it's an attack on them. It's satanic.
01:00:08
Speaker
blah Blah, blah, The same old stuff that you've heard. Right. Right. One of the more. annoy College shouldn't be because if you're going to that's why it should be free, because if you you shouldn't be able to freely be stripped from your faith, you should have to voluntarily pay into it.
01:00:22
Speaker
That's not. Yes, absolutely. um The other like annoying thing about Dr. Witnesser is like how uncreative and like completely derivative like the rest of his online content and persona is.
01:00:39
Speaker
So even down to his name, so he's had two major like identities online in his streaming career. So first came Dr. Witnesser, which is a derivative of another famous streamer called Dr. Disrespect.
01:00:56
Speaker
So you've heard of him? oh yeah. Oh, yeah. are you Are you familiar with like the scandal around him? Oh, yeah. that That was some good internet lore back in the day. yeah so doc I need a quick refresher on Dr. Disrespect's scandal. I i remember he got he got removed from Twitch, didn't he? Yeah, so he was like one of the biggest gaming streamers. And if everybody's probably seen him at some point, he wears like a mullet wig and sunglasses and a mustache and plays a lot of like, ah you know, music called Ruby Drive sort of thing. mean Yeah, he did a lot of like that kind of stuff. like she Yeah, before Casey explains what the scandal is, Sam, do you just want to spin the wheel of popular influencer scandals and see if you can land on what it probably is?
Dr. Disrespect Scandal
01:01:46
Speaker
Messaging an underage woman? Oh, ding, ding, ding, ding. How did you figure that out so quickly? That was crazy. It's so hard to think of all the possible scandals that someone who's chronically online could get into. Dude, I watch so many of these videos detailing the lives of lolcows. Almost all of them in the same way. It's like, then we found out he was messaging 12-year-olds.
01:02:13
Speaker
But yeah, so Dr. Disrespect kind of went down in flames. He was at like the peak of his career. I guess he had like sponsorships with a bunch of major brands, including like Nike. like He was huge. And then he had like kind of a contingent of people within Twitch that didn't like him.
01:02:29
Speaker
And Twitch apparently has this function called like whisper. That's like a messaging feature. And so people inside of Twitch accessed like his whisper messages and found that he had been like sexting basically with underage girls.
01:02:49
Speaker
Like, I don't remember how old they were, but yeah but not that it matters. I mean, they were thirteen like a hack, like he was hacked or is there a way to access this? stuff like How did that happen? They just had access to it as employees at Twitch and he got caught. So he was banned from Twitch without really much of an explanation, just like a conduct thing or whatever. And then it later was leaked that, yeah, he's he was talking to two young girls on that. And Casey, do remember seeing the clips of him? Like when he gets the messages he's on stream when he get, when it's theorized that he gets the messages that his accounts being shut down. Cause he's been found out because like, it definitely has the look of someone who just saw the SWAT van pulling up outside. and it's like, Ooh, the jig might be up. He gets very quiet and starts rambling a little bit and like looking off screen a bunch. And I mean, you really, it does look like a man has seen his life flash before the inside of his sunglasses. du It is.
01:03:44
Speaker
And the only way to imagine that feeling really, I'm speaking predominantly as a, you know, a male growing up in a Christian environment. It's like when you think you might have got busted for looking at porn on on the family computer and that like your face gets cold as the blood just drops to your feet. Like if you amplified that feeling by like tenfold, that like you could only imagine what that look is like.
01:04:12
Speaker
Like you just turn to a ghost immediately. Yeah. It's not a feeling you have as a grown man. I don't think. it went i suppose Unless you do this stuff, but yeah, no, I can't imagine. There's like two things that give you that feeling talking to underage girls or getting caught, like messaging other women when you're married. Otherwise I can't imagine that feeling existing.
01:04:36
Speaker
It's the sort of thing that makes a guy mysteriously wipe his account. Yeah. So wait, Not to mention anybody in particular, but.
01:04:46
Speaker
not to mention anybody in particular but Suddenly their posts just all disappeared. What? i okay I don't know who this is. I don't know who you're talking about either. oh just a ah my favorite ex-evangelical. a friend of the park. Oh, yes.
01:05:03
Speaker
Yes, friend friend of the show. In the Tim Dillon sense.
01:05:11
Speaker
We're not in the business of calling out other accounts. um I don't know why because I hate them. I hate him and I, I want him to feel embarrassed and I want him to feel all the shame that he should feel that people on the internet have just given him a pass on by calling him brave for saying creepy things online. Kind of the evangelical version of like, I'm going to say this for whoever wasn't listening. Stretch marks are sexy.
01:05:38
Speaker
Yeah. It's the evangelical version of that. It is. yeah, Wait, so what happened with Dr. Disrespect? There was more coming from that, wasn't there? Oh, no, that was Dr. Witness Specs.
01:05:50
Speaker
Witness Specs. He is obviously a big Dr. Disrespect fan. He puts his witnessing goggles on right before he tells people the gospel. He does have lame sunglasses. and Everyone looks 18 through those. yeah These are my everybody's the same age goggles.
01:06:09
Speaker
So what do what would you what what do you figure Dr. Witnesser thought of ah the the doctor disrespect situation? I'm guessing that he was a he was in favor of traditional marriage or something like that. And that's why society tried to take him down.
01:06:27
Speaker
I guess it wasn't a big deal. Kids in a context like that is bad. Why do you defend Dr. Disrespect? Well, because that's that's just your take as stupid. Dr. Disrespect clearly didn't do anything wrong because if you use their brain, one, talking to a minor inappropriately in a school manner in California is against the law. Two, if he did what they said he did, he would have been arrested and charged. Since he wasn't, he didn't do what they say they did. He did. So his argument their argument falls apart right there. Three, Dr. Disrespect himself said the person he was talking to was of legal consenting age and they were just doing jokes.
01:07:08
Speaker
It was bit playful, jokingly banter between the two people. full so you Dr. Disrespect was also married during all this, right? Yes. Okay. she wouldn't know if That right there was enough to be like, hey, this seems like not a guy you should support, Mr. ah you know Don't Say the F Word on Stream guy.
01:07:29
Speaker
I think the weakest defense is always what they were doing was technically illegal. If your defense is what they did wasn't technically illegal, it's probably the worst defense imaginable. There's legal repercussions and then there's social repercussions. And for this idiot to not know the difference means that he is definitely going down in flames soon.
01:07:51
Speaker
You can also tell the the straight white homeschooled, I'm just guessing, man-like... all of his debating skills like all of his logic is the most derivative arguments and he seriously just bust out the if he did something wrong he would have been arrested since he wasn't arrested he did nothing wrong it's like what what is it your first day here like what are you talking about when was the last time someone got arrested for doing something wrong
Vtubers and Imitation Controversy
01:08:17
Speaker
He went to that TPUSA debate conference.
01:08:21
Speaker
Yeah, he's he's taking his cues from Erica. yeah um so So, yeah, he like in the first place, like his persona is like derivative of Dr. Disrespect, right? But that was ah that's been a few years since Dr. Disrespect was kind of in the spotlight. There's a new there's a new top streamer in town.
01:08:47
Speaker
So have you guys heard of the Burnt Peanut? No. No.
01:08:54
Speaker
It's so dumb. What? Why do people come up with these names? Honestly, the names are so dumb. But you know what a VTuber is? What a what? What a VTuber is. Oh, no. Yes.
01:09:05
Speaker
it's like ah It's like a person who has like a um basically like a a superimposed cartoon persona that That's tracking, like motion tracking their face. So which on one hand, it's like ah you can be anonymous, you know, because it can be a cartoon character. But then they're playing this persona that like, you know, talks when they talk and animates their face like they're moving their face. Like they're basically playing a motion captured cartoon.
01:09:28
Speaker
What better reason to be anonymous while streaming than the fact that you want to message underage women? i mean Wait, so so Dr. Witnesser was underage girls, like was also a VTuber.
01:09:40
Speaker
Well, he became one. So so the burnt peanut is like this big time streamer now, and he's a guy who has he's a V tuber who streams as a peanut. He wears little costumes, but he looks like a talking peanut.
01:09:54
Speaker
And people really love him. ah i guess he he calls his fans like bungulators, whatever that means. Dude, I don't understand this. I hate the internet. he says I really hate it.
01:10:06
Speaker
I was like, oh, this guy's actually like a huge deal. like So I looked for compilations of like burnt peanut funniest moments, and they're just not – like it's not funny. I don't i don't understand. like I guess you anybody that you watch for a ah long period of time, you're going to have some sort of like parasocial relationship with probably. But like it just doesn't seem funny and entertaining from the outside. Maybe I'm just not watching enough of it to get it. But like I couldn't really find any clips of the burnt peanut that I was like, oh, yeah, that's funny.
01:10:38
Speaker
you know But Dr. Witnesser clearly loves the burnt peanut. So you know what is the the highest form of flattery? Imitation.
01:10:49
Speaker
So he posted a tweet like not that long ago. This is pretty recent, right? um He posted this tweet that said...
01:11:00
Speaker
I was involved in a horrible accident today. I don't know if I'll be scarred forever or not, but I will persevere and continue to bring the gospel to the children of Fortnite. Please don't make fun of my appearance on Monday's stream.
01:11:14
Speaker
Together we will get through this and hope there is a way to return to some semblance of a normal life. I'll see you then. So people were like, what it is this?
01:11:25
Speaker
Is he joking? Like, what is this? This is so strange. What form attention seeking is this? It's obviously attention seeking. Yeah, it is exactly. What form of attention seeking? So his whole thing he is now streaming as a peanut VTuber as well.
01:11:43
Speaker
He's doing the exact same shtick as the burnt peanut guy. and Wait. Oh, i okay. I was confused this whole time, Casey. I thought you were joking that like the burnt peanut is this big new – I thought you were saying like he's just – he is the burnt peanut. No, he's just ripping off the burnt peanut. He's just ripping off the burnt peanut. Yeah.
01:12:02
Speaker
So now he streams as a peanut and he calls himself the faithful sheriff because his peanut form has a cowboy hat and a mustache and has a little Bible stuck to the side of his peanut shell.
01:12:14
Speaker
He should just be V tubing as one of the VeggieTales characters. That would be better than this. That would be funnier. Yeah, that would actually be funnier. Be Larry boy. Be debating people in Fortnite as Larry boy.
01:12:27
Speaker
This guy seriously does not have an original bone in his body. Everything he does is complete is like cut and paste derivative of some other creator online. And like he he wrote a backstory for himself where like he's like.
01:12:42
Speaker
I was, ah you know, I made a mean comment about this other streamer, and she's one of the Burnt Peanuts fans, and he likes her, so he cursed me. So I woke up, and I was a peanut. He cursed me to become a peanut.
01:12:56
Speaker
And unless he released- he tried to create lore- Yeah. And he's he's so bad at all this that like he he just says it. He's like, this is the backstory that I wrote. I wrote this backstory where, you know, the burnt peanut cursed me and turned me into a peanut. And now I'm i'm a peanut.
01:13:13
Speaker
And ah unless he released me from my peanut bonds, I i will be a forever. I hope I hope the curse peanut didn't know about him, finds out about him because of this. And it goes online to actively release him from his bonds. So that way he can't do it anymore.
01:13:28
Speaker
yeah Well, like the whole thing is just a desperate attempt to be recognized by the burnt peanut. Like, so he's like, he's like, unless the burnt peanut releases me from my peanut bonds, I'm going to be the faithful sheriff forever. So oh it's what like one of those people saying streaming every day until the burnt peanut recognizes my existence. That's what he's doing. It's that. it's It's that. And while while he witnessed Billy's children on Fortnite, because they won't respond his DMs.
01:13:57
Speaker
This guy clearly knows what happens to his heroes. So he maybe should tread lightly this time around.
01:14:06
Speaker
Yeah. So that's like, that's his new thing is he's a peanut. And like, he originally had like ah a Southern accent, but he can't even really stick to the bit. So like, he pretty much did that for like a day and a half. And now he just occasionally does it. His big, funny, uh,
01:14:24
Speaker
thing that he does is he has like a little gas cloud that shoots out of his peanut body and it makes fart noises. I guess when he gets subs, it sucks. So it sucks so bad. It's more offensive than the Christianity. Honestly, I hate it so much.
01:14:37
Speaker
is he Is he still doing Christian stuff while doing it? Or is he yeah did he give that up? Oh, that's even worse. Christian peanut. No one ever wanted No, it's it's awful. And so, yeah, so that was – he drew, like, heavy criticism for that because people are like, this just sucks. And so this was his, like, ah Twitter response.
01:15:01
Speaker
Dr. Witnesser is dead. In an epic battle of biblical proportions, the At the Burnt Peanut, of course, used his dark and mysterious magic to turn Dr. Witnesser into a peanut.
01:15:13
Speaker
In the following days, Dr. Witnesser struggled against this transformation, fighting it off, but ultimately the interbungulator was winning. i hope that when i hope this get I hope the scandal that Dr. Peanut gets caught up in is putting out a hit assassination on this kid.
01:15:31
Speaker
I'll give you the next scandal here just a second. After a week of no luck with trying to get the burnt peanut to reverse this monstrosity of a transformation, it was to no avail. Dr. Witnesser would remain a peanut forever.
01:15:45
Speaker
Now everything that was Dr. Witnesser is dead. Waking up the next morning with no memory of his past life, he takes up the mantle of the faithful sheriff. The only thing in which he remembers is his burning passion to tell everyone about the gospel message of Jesus throughout the gaming world.
01:16:01
Speaker
Now with his posse and his faithful deputies, he dedicates his life to spread the good the good news of the Lord. But will he run across the burnt peanut again one day? Only time will tell.
01:16:13
Speaker
I'm guessing the Burt Peanut hasn't actually ever acknowledged his existence, right? Not a once. Great. I hope he never does. What's the average number of like viewers this guy has on a stream? He's enough to where he makes a living doing this.
01:16:26
Speaker
Oh, he's a full-time. Yeah, he's a full-time gaming streamer. now Interesting. So, ah so he also has drawn some fire for other things that he's said.
Streamer Controversies and Apologies
01:16:41
Speaker
um Like I said, I mean, we we heard the clip of him earlier, you know, getting upset at the guy for for dropping an F bomb, told him he wasn't a Christian and he was a hypocrite because he said the F word right.
01:16:53
Speaker
He also like has multiple clips out there where like somebody's like, oh my god, I just died. And he's like, hey man, hey man, you're taking the Lord's name in vain. Stop saying the Lord's name in vain. And I'm like, what? And he's like, you just said OMG.
01:17:06
Speaker
You just said OMG, you're taking this name in vain. thought you were going to go with like someone says they died. And he's like, what happens if you really died? Have you ever heard of that? I just say train of thought. and so ah So this is the other kind of thing that he's famous for saying.
01:17:21
Speaker
In the day of the and 1800s, people were referring to black individuals as... I hate the whole speed up and slow the video down for dramatic effect, but just to make sure I'm not missing it. He said it.
01:17:33
Speaker
He said it. He said it hard R and all. And he has done it many times. and i i think this is him talking about it, if I if i got the right clip.
01:17:45
Speaker
and terms i just saying the word as a word in itself i'm not using it towards anybody or derogatory or to describe somebody underneath the he moved on it's hilarious because the people who say did you say the n word this cliff 530 person i know is a nobody In the grand scheme of things, and in the Twitch universe, he's a nobody. And even he's scared to even type the N word out.
01:18:18
Speaker
He can't say, did you say the word? Like he can't, see he's afraid to say it. he's He's conditioned to not even type it out on the internet. It's like yeah proper conditioning. Like, I'm not racist because I say a word. That's another thing. People in the chat, oh, you're racist. You're racist. You said the N word. Do you know what being racist is?
01:18:41
Speaker
It's hating somebody because of the color of their skin. That's what- Or maybe because they're super annoying. It doesn't make you racist.
01:18:52
Speaker
Did you know that? I am one of the most people in the world that look upon as bad. I don't look bad upon or hate anybody because of the color of the skin. I think it's that people even think that way. And it's evil. It's what, you know, it's they people think that way because of the effort because of Satan. But I just think it's if you think of if you use common sense, that was the R word.
01:19:15
Speaker
Oh, okay. oh Dude, I, okay. Here's the thing. I, I don't think this would be the appropriate direction to go in, but given his waffling back and forth between calling it the N word and saying the word, i think he kind of knows. I think he kind of knows. That's that famous joke of like, you're debating about which two words are worse or like a equivalent to each other and you won't say one of them, that's the, that's the worst one.
01:19:44
Speaker
If he was actually going to double down on it, he shouldn't have ever once called the N word. He should have just gone with it each time. And that would have been way worse, but it would have been true to his character. And it would have, it would have maybe, liz fuck I don't know. It's so gross. While, while chastising someone for being afraid to type it.
01:20:05
Speaker
Yes, that's it. And ah just even with that slow down chop and screw, uh, That feels like it That's a lot to have here. was just pointing that out. Yeah. Are you going to answer that for the actual show?
01:20:25
Speaker
ah Maybe I should. Yeah. Okay. I'll do that. okay it did it it You gave yourself some work to do. That took me by surprise. Yeah.
01:20:36
Speaker
I think, ah i think it partly is because like you, You hear these guys say like like a they'll they won't they'll say that the soft are, you know, in like a throw around fashion is like, a yeah, it's it doesn't mean anything and it's not racist and this and that and the other and other people say it. So why can't I say it? Hard are is like it's pretty rare these days. You don't hear many. It's rare than anymore.
01:21:02
Speaker
like Dude, shops used to be like walking through like car shops and dealerships and stuff. That's a word you would hear, and you don't anymore. like It's pretty much been eradicated from the landscape, but not for Dr. Witness or the faithful sheriff or whatever he is today.
01:21:21
Speaker
So he drew some ah understandable... buyer for saying this many many times by the way that's two clips that I've played he's said it many times and explained why he's not racist and all that several times yeah there's no better way to prove you're not racist than by explaining how not racist you are so he wrote an apology of sorts um so I'm going to just ah read this as it's written here I apologize to anyone who might have been quote unquote hurt by me saying the word
01:22:00
Speaker
N-A N-R stream. start out by not taking responsibility. Love that form of apology. i clearly was not saying them towards any individual or persons, but you clearly using them in an informative slash educational manner.
01:22:24
Speaker
And in one case, repeating what a person called me in a manner as such in declaring that we shouldn't call someone Oh, oh, oh, oh, what? Someone called him in a manner as such. Oh, forgive me, sir. Please proceed. I'm calling him such a genteel man.
01:22:42
Speaker
he's ah He's an educator. you know Yeah, that that sentence is so ridiculous. Repeating what a person called me in a manner as such in declaring that we shouldn't use or call someone a N-word. It's amazing. Two-thirds of that sentence could be removed and the and the meeting actually would have been fine. Nothing would have changed.
01:23:02
Speaker
There are a few minor instances where I typed the word out on X for comedic purposes as well to trigger the 100% white community that is making a big deal out of someone even typing the word out on social media.
01:23:16
Speaker
I appreciate your understanding in this whole thing, and I hope you don't take anything I've said or typed out of context to use against me. think the regular context is good. yeah because It sounds like but it could be a Trump truth social tweet likeke post. Yeah. Thank you for your attention to this matter. It ends abruptly.
01:23:36
Speaker
It does have the nonsensical quotes in all caps that are quintessential Trump stuff. yeah ah i've said or I don't hope you don't take anything I've said or typed out of context to use against me, although I know that is bound to happen.
01:23:53
Speaker
Our Lord doesn't want anyone to purposely cause strife and division in this world. don't think our Lord wants to be included in this particular narrative. It's all for him. It's all for him. That's a news you know that's his entire career is just causing strife and division.
01:24:09
Speaker
That was 100% not my intent, but if i accidentally did so, I'm sorry. Thanks for reading this long apology, and I hope you have a great day and can move on with your life knowing that I am truly sorry.
01:24:23
Speaker
hey god Hey, God bless each and every one of you. Nice, intelligent, godly, good, awesome people. Winky face. yeah ah so did he agree to come on the pod or?
01:24:38
Speaker
I think we should try to get him. Reach out. I'll reach out. Well, sounds like he wants to have it when he gets kicked off Twitch. I'll tell him, I'll tell him Dr. Peanut listens or whatever the guy, burnt peanut.
01:24:49
Speaker
I'll tell him peanut listens. It sounds like he wants a bit of a debate. Three V one. Isn't like, that's not fair. I'll, I'll join his side. and But i'll I'll just only help reinforce the points that he makes. How about that?
01:25:03
Speaker
Like, I won't make any original arguments. I'll just try to help make him sound better. and Then you guys can go after both of us equally. Yeah, our buddy, point name is the fi point and hu him he's a bungie raper as
Streamer's Online Struggles
01:25:14
Speaker
well. So so he did get trolled pretty well here recently.
01:25:23
Speaker
Good. Yeah, I was waiting for that that shoe to like the shoe to be on the other foot. The something to turn. The worm. I don't know. I was waiting for whatever that analogy was. I'm hoping the internet's been doing their thing the whole time.
01:25:36
Speaker
He is... i think... I mean, i don't doubt that there's somebody out there that like thinks that he's legitimate and like actually watches like his ah his stream for for normal reasons. But it seems like...
01:25:50
Speaker
Everything around his brand is just trolling and and and hatred for him, which is great. So ah do you guys know who? I don't know a lot about them, but do you know who Super Mega is?
01:26:05
Speaker
no I'm probably not going to know any streamers here or people commenting. It's like, it's like ah I think it's a, I don't know if it's a web. I really don't know much about it, but it's like ah a group. Time.
01:26:17
Speaker
Time. I've been drinking literally the entire time, Sam. So that's understandable. Okay. We just jumped back in. Now you gave Casey editing work. Nope. Not going to do it. I only edit out N-words. That's it. I'm vacation. so every time you Every time you hear an awkward jump in the audio, that's what a Casey's editing out.
01:26:38
Speaker
Man was peeing into a can under the desk. oh if it wasn't carp If it wasn't carpet below me, I might have considered it. He can only do that at home. He wouldn't do that in a vacation house.
01:26:49
Speaker
So while we were on break here, ah Jay uncovered a couple of facts. One is all the the the big brand shift from the the doctor witnesser to the faithful sheriff seems to have started around the time that he was kicked out of the... the ah Burnt peanuts discord.
01:27:07
Speaker
yeah
01:27:14
Speaker
Which is very funny. um i hate that I understand what so many of those words mean. He's supposedly a Seventh-day Adventist, which is the most fun kind of Christian, maybe. Yeah. Because they they take themselves too seriously. The actual Lord's Day a Saturday, and I'm that much of a literalist about everything. I mean, you can totally – this guy is obviously a well-actually Christian, so that kind of checks out. Yeah, 100%.
01:27:44
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So ah Super Mega, I think, is like – it started out as a YouTube channel, but it's kind of just like ah a comedy – I think they were kind of like a sketch group and maybe like, a you know, did some other online content and stuff.
01:27:58
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But um back in December, they awarded the burnt peanut the the best VTuber and they published a photo of him with like ah a little penis stuck to his body.
01:28:14
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ah It's pretty funny. And then, he's like, peanut wearing your propeller hat or is it just a regular hat? He's got like a, a little striped, like baseball hat on. Okay. Okay. so then, they, they posted one and they said, the faithful sheriff asked us to recreate this image using his likeness so he can feel more included. So they put out a, him with like a little penis sticking out of his lower half. Yeah.
01:28:45
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That's a little circumcised peanut. Yeah. It's a peanut penis. He's a big Israel the listeners. If you wouldn't have guessed that much. So, ah you know, this is just a general, like, internet fun, right? And he seemed like he understood that at first because he commented, what the dingle?
01:29:07
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Um, then, ah it seemed like maybe he got worried. So I didn't think I would have to post this, but apparently some of y'all are a little slow. I don't know these people. And I never asked for this. Obviously, this is a joke that they did.
01:29:26
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Super Mega posts ah a fake DM. They say, dude, and they post a fake DM from the faithful sheriff that says, hello, I'm a Christian content creator and part of the peanut verse. I hear you guys are responsible for the burnt peanut meme where his penis is exposed. Please make a version of that epic meme for the faithful sheriff.
01:29:46
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Here's a picture of my real penis that you can use. Yeah. and It's like a guy in a bondage harness. You can just see like his upper torso. You say, you requested us to do this for you?
01:30:04
Speaker
What in the world are you talking about? No, I didn't. Somebody else comments, I was in the room, bro. I heard you ask for this. And he goes, what room are you talking about?
01:30:19
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What?
01:30:22
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get Somebody else says, the room, man. You were on board. he responds again, what room and when was this? Like, you all are seriously trolling right now?
01:30:34
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No, bro. We were all in the room when you asked the funny brothers to do this. yeah ask is Yeah, okay, buddy. Then why the heck aren't you telling me what room this was? When and where did this happen? Uh-huh. Was I on the phone? Discord? Hmm?
01:30:52
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Dude, the fact that he's asking questions is like, are you just blackout drunk every night where you don't actually know if you could have done this? And people just like latch onto it because yeah mean he's so stupid that he's like going with it. So then it's just like a whole bunch of people like being like, I used to watch your content with my son and I'm so disappointed. I'm never, I'm unsubscribing and he is freaking out enough that he sent a cease and desist to super. Yeah.
01:31:27
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ah So, yeah, that's where it stands as of now. ah There's really only one response that fits. Fuck, that sucks!
01:31:38
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Holy shit, he sucks so bad! Fuck, that sucks! Holy shit, he sucks so bad! So, yeah, that's the faithful sheriff.
01:31:50
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May God bless his work. I know you'll keep up with him. ah Keep us posted on when his next scandal happened or when his scandal happens. Yeah, there's bound to be more.
01:32:01
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ah he is a very dumb man and the entire internet hates Apparently his Discord is just people trolling him and posting porn. It's like ah it's a madhouse.
01:32:15
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a That's incredible. There's like this like fatal point for anyone online where like the entire internet decides it's fun and cool to like hate them. And then it's just like it's over at that point. You're done. And you really see like a ah ah test of wills. Like who will fail? Who will falter first? Will the internet grow tired of the joke and bored with like trolling this person? Or will this person just turn off their phone for three weeks? Yeah. It almost never goes that way. It never goes. People are like, I've got to win this. I have to win.
01:32:53
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yeah Oh, man. So, well, Jay, thanks for joining us, man. It was a lot of fun having you back. Absolutely. Absolutely. it helps when Casey says things I don't understand, and then you can kind of pinch it for me. Well, we were we were really excited. for you we were going to cover some more exciting things tonight if you hadn't showed up, but since you did, you know we had to kind of play a little more middle of the road. So, you know, if there's always next time. Yeah.
01:33:20
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yeah Yeah, I was too busy. I was scoping out the wild horses in Corolla. There was a chance I thought I wouldn't make it back. We made great time, though. we And we saw some horses. Very cool. i love ponies. I watched some last night, actually.
01:33:34
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No, I don't want to know the specifics. I just don't know if that's a literal statement but he's making or not. How about most the ponies? It was mating season for the local ranch. he had to check it out.
01:33:47
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ah there's like There's like a past. There's a whole Calci segment for which horse busts first. he is in on it God, I hate Calci. I'm so tired of that already. and it's never gonna It will never die. It's going to outlive us. like People will be betting on the end of the world for the rest of our lives. yeah I mean, that's basically the ads for Kalshi. You're like, the world sucks. Try to make money. Like, ride the shit down.
01:34:16
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I made money on a show last night. What, bro? How did you make money on the weather? I bet on Kalshi. I don't have a 401k, so I bet on weather.
01:34:28
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So dumb, dude. so All right, folks. Well, thanks for listening. We will see you next time.