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Ep. 256 – r/christiandating Douchebag Thunderdome
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Happy New Year, everyone, and what a lovely year it’s going to be! Peace, prosperity, goodwill to all, no blockbuster sequels, my cousin said they’re bringing back Rice Crispy Treat Cereal…. Surely this will be America’s best year yet! So to kick it off we’re going back to one of our favorite watering holes where all the freaks come to drink, and like a couple of hungry crocodiles, we’ve snatched a two christian studs from the bank. That’s right – it’s r/christiandating. We have a little contest to see who can dig up the biggest psychopath on the board, and the competition was steep. Hope you enjoy, and have a great start to the year!
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Controversial Views on Discipline and Religion
00:00:00
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Does not believe in spanking as discipline. He wants to spank her? That's crazy, dude.
00:00:10
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Here's a good one. Is not against the evil Muslim faith. Jesus. Parentheses, but loves the Muslim people wishing for them to be saved and find Christ.
00:00:23
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got What a dipshit. I mean, dude, why don't This is Steven Crowder. He's getting back on the market. Yeah.
00:00:48
Speaker
Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Growing Up Christian. I'm Sam. I'm Casey. And wow, is 2025, 2026 off with a bang, especially if you live in Venezuela.
00:01:03
Speaker
ah Yeah. Yeah. um I suppose... ah Dude, I don't even know what to say about it. It's so nuts. It's so nuts.
Geopolitical Tensions and US Policies
00:01:14
Speaker
And now they're talking about Cuba and Mexico and and Greenland. and And i just we're definitely staging planes for an attack on Iran. They flew a whole bunch of planes and helicopters and stuff over to an air base in England over the weekend.
00:01:32
Speaker
Dude, it's like no conspiracy. Nothing even feels like a conspiracy theory anymore. Like I just heard this one about, um, I, Elon Musk and Trump just met up for the first time since Musk called them out for being in the Epstein files or whatever. But the the thing I was just listening to was like, Elon Musk's grandfather was one of those uh,
00:02:02
Speaker
Just one of those was like technocracy idiots who think that like, at you know, the tech oligarch should just run everything.
Technocracy and Conspiracy Theories
00:02:14
Speaker
And I guess in like from like the 1930s or something like that, like this group of technocracy fucking dildos was like, vampires they yeah they just talked about in their writings it was basically like establishing a technocracy from Greenland to Venezuela and you just go like and that just feels like so like on the nose right it feels like oh that can't like but you can't even say that can't be a thing anymore like
00:02:48
Speaker
everything that's been happening for the past year is just to position people of power to run more shit. And now we're like, like, I don't even know what entertaining these ideas are is for anymore. Like other than to just make myself sound smart when ah and informed when I'm around people yeah to know the thing that other people might not know or whatever, which is fun. I mean, don't get me wrong. It's, it's fun to be that guy sometimes, but it's just,
00:03:18
Speaker
It's just insane, dude. I just.
00:03:23
Speaker
Like. To just go into another country and kidnap him and be like, and we're going to try him in New York. Like. We're going to try him for acquiring machine guns for his standing army. Yeah, dude.
00:03:38
Speaker
And like, you just want to be like, okay, under this precedent, like, like, ah and other people have already probably made this point and had this thought, but you're like, Like you hear some people being like, well, Maduro was ah is a bad dude. It's like, yeah, he's a, yeah, he's a dictator, but we also arm and fund what 73% of the dictatorships
Critiques of US Political Climate and Parties
00:04:00
Speaker
in the world. You know, like we don't have scruples. We don't care about dictators.
00:04:04
Speaker
And at the same time, you're like, why doesn't like like, I don't, people talk about the precedent that this sets in perhaps, um, Perhaps. ah it was It was really cute hearing Putin come out against this invasion. You know, that was that was an ironic turn of events. But, like, what's to stop, like, China from just being, like, kidnapping Trump and trying him over there, right? It's like, he's... I don't know enough about Maduro to say that Trump's equally bad as a dictator, but, you know...
00:04:43
Speaker
that I'm feeling that. That's the inclination I have. like Trump is... I mean, we're not technically a dictatorship yet, but he's been functionally acting like one.
00:04:53
Speaker
And then after like four months, the courts finally like, we we talked about it and then and you can't do it. And he's just like, pound sand, bitch, and does whatever the fuck he wants. And we're only in one year. One year! know, dude. That's the thought that kills me.
00:05:09
Speaker
It's insanity, dude. It's... i Look, I welcome anyone who changes their mind to come to the light. But like, well, you just you just want to like when people act like they're surprised by what happened. Oh, didn't think.
00:05:28
Speaker
Like, this is crazier shit than I thought would happen. But like, it's way crazier than his first term. Like, yes, it's totally out of the water from. But even up until this event, I'm just like.
00:05:39
Speaker
everything that's happening when people are like, actually, I don't know. Like I wasn't expecting this. It's like a bunch of us were like a bunch of us were very much expecting a lot of what's happened.
00:05:53
Speaker
And like to just for people to actually seem surprised, I just, you just want to be like, are you, are you, you' are you dumb?
00:06:03
Speaker
Like you're just,
00:06:08
Speaker
Like the writing was all over the fucking wall. I just don't have any patience anymore for like this, like the the people that are dancing circles around the idea that like he's a he's just a total narcissist scumbag that is owned. He is owned.
00:06:27
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. you know Front, back and center. And i mean, it's hard to, it's hard to even differentiate like his decisions from decisions he's being pushed to make, you know, he's totally at the whims of like the idiots he's surrounded himself with. Like most of the, I think a lot of this Venezuela move is the result of Marco Rubio lobbying for it.
00:06:51
Speaker
Probably that guy's a sociopath. Yeah. Coked out sociopath video of him. Like, I saw another one today. Yeah, dude, he is.
00:07:03
Speaker
I don't know what it is about.
00:07:08
Speaker
Like it. It seems like there's always a video of like, I mean, we know Musk, right? We know Musk had the ketamine addiction, has the ketamine addiction, but like.
00:07:20
Speaker
there Rubio just has the face of a guy that thinks drugs are bad. So like, it's weird to see him like picking at his nose and yeah licking and licking his teeth over and over again, over and over again. Like he's just like packed his gums full of nicotine or something. It's weird.
00:07:38
Speaker
And, and to just, I think what's even weirder is to just like, everyone just sits through this shit and then the videos circulate and there's no, like no one's,
00:07:51
Speaker
nobody like called him on his bizarre behavior. Right. There's not a lot of like calling out like the Democrats, especially like what a, what a useless bunch of buffoons, you know, no fight.
00:08:07
Speaker
They get no fight. I saw an onion article. It was just like, um Chuck Schumer, like at the last minute, pulled Democrats back from the brink of courage.
00:08:20
Speaker
and so That's what he's good for. Yeah, that's it. It's not even like eating. It's not even satire, you know?
00:08:29
Speaker
i know. I don't know. It's it's just such a weird time right now. Everything's happening at a pace. It's like you can't keep up with it. And it does start to feel a little like what happens anytime Netanyahu is close to having to face any sort of legal reper repercussions for his corruption and everything else. Like that's always the point at which they make some sort of major military move. And like he can't come to court today because they're, you know,
00:08:58
Speaker
they're they're extracting finger bones from a bunch of children or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's what this feels like. It's like, oh, why? Why did this suddenly have to happen? And and why did we I mean, why did it have to happen at all? Why is it right now? and it's like oh no Epstein deadline was what a day, two days ago, three days ago. It was like the third. We missed same day at the same day, I think.
00:09:21
Speaker
Not only did they not release everything, but they took the, they took the opportunity to like redact some more stuff. Yeah. And the Epstein stuff, everything that comes out is just, it's so insane.
00:09:34
Speaker
Like every, every lick leak is just like, it it takes it to a point further along than what you ever even thought. It's so dark and evil. Like, you know, the,
00:09:48
Speaker
A couple of stories that come to mind is like the one about them throwing the whatever. He got a girl pregnant and then they took her out on the the yacht and
Scandals and Conspiracy Theories
00:09:59
Speaker
the Trump princess or whatever. Yeah. And they threw the baby into the lake. And then that one where he like was harassing or like kind of stalking to a degree, the a cab driver who was like the stepfather of one of the girls that he allegedly raped. And like, yeah,
00:10:17
Speaker
This guy has like a video we posted online, like a couple years ago talking about it. um But like, there's such a, there's such a darkness about it. Like to for anyone to just like, like we get it. Like people have been falsely accused of things, but like, I mean, I look, I think a general rule of thumb is if you've been accused of a heinous sex crime 15 times, then you just assume they're guilty. Like,
00:10:45
Speaker
It's one of them is probably true. It's not, it's not that he's like so rich and powerful that everyone's coming out of the woodwork for this. Like there's a cost to even going public with that information. And like the the fact that the people still try to run a line about how like people are just trying to like make their bag or whatever. It's like that name a time in history where this is like worked out well for people to come forward.
00:11:12
Speaker
Like there is there's no historical precedent to be like, yeah, this is a this is a a strategically good move to make it buck. Yeah, yeah, it really doesn't work that way.
00:11:24
Speaker
It's almost never. It's almost never beneficial to the person involved to, like, come forward and share what happened with them and stuff like that. But it's wild that in 2025 is the year that I'm like, do I believe in demons again? Like, know like, this is shit. It's so evil. You can't really even get. you can't place it in the normal world that you are accustomed to. Yeah. You know, it's hard to believe like this stuff's usually like, you know, you know, you think of like serial killers and stuff like that, but you can like, there's, ah there's usually like a psychological component to that where you can, there's a fascination, a curiosity, even sometimes an empathy. um,
00:12:08
Speaker
not a strong one um but and you know like there's been a lot of study on like what turns people into that like there's but it's evil and it's sick but it almost feels like psychological and clinical and medical in some ways too where you can like try to try to work in an understanding of like how and why that happens but this like this like rich like billionaire shit where you just like rape and pillage and do all sorts of heinous stuff is like it.
00:12:48
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It's like it's hard to conceptualize ah humans being capable of such repeatedly horrific acts and so like reveling here like a story right you hear a story of someone who did something wild and maybe at some level they felt like their back was against the wall like but this is just like they're going out of their way to be sick and disgusting creatures and they love it and they love how they get to hold it over people and they love how like the untouchable they are it's
00:13:22
Speaker
It's so crazy. It's crazy. But I don't know. We could spend forever on this. oh the The fun conspiracy theory, though, is Erica Kirk. i'm Oh, my God.
00:13:36
Speaker
I'm willing to entertain any and all videos, conspiracy theories, whatever, from any source about Erica Kirk. I think it's well within the bounds, and I don't feel guilty about it whatsoever.
00:13:49
Speaker
No. and Dude, that video of her, like, taking pause breaks to like dead eye glare into the camera. Like she actually looks demon possessed. She's a monster for sure. She's a monster.
00:14:06
Speaker
And like, I, it's so, it's funny too, because it's like, there's things that you would, you know, going back and questioning someone's like past romantic relationships and stuff is generally like an icky thing to do.
00:14:21
Speaker
Yeah, it becomes it it becomes not icky when someone is like moralizing and preaching at everyone about how pure and clean and stuff they were, you know, like there's an interview that she she's going out of her way to offer up information about.
00:14:41
Speaker
her previous romantic life and waiting for Charlie and that shit. That is it takes three seconds to prove that she's like, yeah. So there's a video where she's talking about dating and she's like, she's like, when I lived in New York,
00:14:57
Speaker
I didn't date because I saw like vicariously through my roommate, how horrible it was. And then she basically like goes on to make her roommate sound like just a big whore. Yeah. You know, like she's just, she's just flying around with all these guys and it's like fast pace and it's one night stands and this and that and the other. And so she just didn't do it. And you know what?
00:15:22
Speaker
If you want to attract a man like Charlie, you have to be the kind of woman that that will attract a person like Charlie, you know? course. Yeah. And then like you take three seconds to like look through some of her like past Instagram stuff or whatever. And like she clearly dated a whole bunch of people. She said it in the video that she doesn't drink like she was just like she's like, it's not because I'm holier than thou. It's just, you know, I don't find it productive. It's not how I operate. There's a thousand pictures of her drinking.
00:15:52
Speaker
Yeah. but And she it she was on a dating show. Yeah. She was on a dating reality show during that time period, like like two years before she met Charlie Kirk. Yeah.
00:16:05
Speaker
She's also in a music video. and Oh, I didn't know that. Listen, no buddy nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody goes on a reality show for the sake of its own purpose. It's always ways to chase fame. Yeah. So already bad start because – and if yeahre she's talking about trying to like get a man like Charlie. like It's all calculated.
00:16:29
Speaker
It's all like she wants to be a star. She wants to be it girl. Like I was talking with some colleagues about like like The Bachelor and in all those like any any show within the realm of like find your soulmate.
00:16:45
Speaker
And there's always like a couple people who slip through the cracks that like actually actively had partners when they went on the show. And it's like because they don't care. And I don't maybe their partners don't care. It's like an act. It's acting. It's like yeah you can make out with people like when you are filming a scene like a for a film. And like this is all acting. It's all for the camera. It's all like that's why these people end up being like reoccurring characters on the same type as kind of show. Like Erica Kirk's Christianity. yeah it's act And she's not even good at acting, like which is why she never made it past reality TV. She is ah what a nightmare of a human.
00:17:27
Speaker
So she's in this music video from a country band called Emerson Drive. Okay. And the song came out in like 2012. So it's old. It's it's way back when, you know, but you want to hear some ah some lyrics from She's My Kind of Crazy.
00:17:45
Speaker
Oh, that's classic country branding right there. She's got a butterfly tat on the back of her you-know-where. I let her lie about why it landed there. it's It's what you get for getting tipsy at the county fair. My baby's my kind of crazy.
00:18:03
Speaker
A million-dollar smile in a $500 car. She talks to Jesus every morning before it starts. Hates the way it drives, but loves the way it parks. By the river in the moonlight, listening to the AM m station, because the FM's missing.
00:18:19
Speaker
Oh my God, dude. That's just AI chat bot country music. She's my kind of Sunday driving, rolling down the back roads, hanging out the window, riding with her hair in the wind. And she and her hands in the sky. She like she's flying. She's my kind of ponytail. Pretty sounds like the country looks like the city.
00:18:40
Speaker
I, Oh, did I want to die? That's a bad one. Yeah. but I march along to whatever out of town drum she plays me. She's my kind of crazy.
00:18:51
Speaker
What, what is the, like the romanticization, romanticize, romantic. Is that right? Romanticizing. What is the romanticizing of, of crazy? Like I'm i'm going to say that typically, uh, this is coming from a ah very male perspective. Um,
00:19:16
Speaker
But it it's usually related to like, she probably fucks good.
00:19:24
Speaker
And I think that's like yeah i mean that's like the kind of the understone of That's the country way of like not being too crass about it, you know? Yeah. um ah Then there's the Buck Cherry version of it, which is she's a crazy bitch and she fucks so good him on top of it.
00:19:39
Speaker
That's got to be one of the worst bands it's ever. Oh, yeah. dude There is was this occasionally like a video floats around of them playing at County Fair, and he's just like wasted and can't fucking stand up, just screaming at his bandmates, throwing shit, just mad.
00:19:55
Speaker
Oh, it sucks so bad. It's so funny. Last lyric, last lyric. Yeah, yeah. Bet her a Benji that she wouldn't hood surf my truck. I had to pay her. She just kept yelling, speed up. She did it twice. Said you owe me a couple hundred bucks. But keep your money. I'll take an IOU on an ice cream cone and some high-heeled shoes.
00:20:18
Speaker
Oh, my God. Truck surfing? What is that? You just stand on the hood of the truck? I like that. I like yeah felt the need to incorporate like some basic remedial math in it. Like I bet her a hundred bucks and she did it twice. And then she was like, actually you owe me $200. And we're like, congratulations, dude, you can, you can do basic math. And the song was better for it.
00:20:44
Speaker
she's She's like over the top chick where you're like, I, we really, we're going to be late for dinner. Can you just sit in the seat, please? Yeah. it's it's not a novel appeal anymore yeah this this lady's drunk by noon every day
00:21:02
Speaker
yeah no there's so many fun uh there's so many fun rabbit trails with the whole erica kirk story and some of them are absolutely insane but some of them are that pretty believable. Yeah. know I mean, <unk> it's just hard to throw. It's hard to make a claim that wouldn't be believable when you're just such a blank slate of a person who anything could just be applied to. Like all these people on that grifting side of this shit is they're just like human Rorschach tests. That's all they are.
00:21:33
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, there was. So a couple weeks ago, there was like a big, you know, fabled meeting between her and Candace Owens, who's. Yeah. Candace Owens has been leading the charge against. Dude.
00:21:47
Speaker
Everyone on the on the Charlie. Yeah. yeah And a lot of what she's dug up is pretty good stuff. And then. And then there's the other stuff like she found some like woman beater nut job that says he saw He says he walked into a top secret meeting at a military base and saw Erica Kirk and.
00:22:08
Speaker
i don't know, the two of the other pods from t USA there, but the crazy fun story. the the the The story that's going to get people in trouble with all that is the financial side of it.
00:22:23
Speaker
First, though, the funny thing about the Candace Owens interview oh yeah was after the interview, she walked away being like, actually, I think Erica Kirk's okay. like I think maybe I was a little too hard on her. And she just fell in line.
00:22:40
Speaker
Well, yeah, for a minute she did. Then she got a bunch of pushback from her fans and then she went like off the deep end again. but don't you like what are you beholden to? you don't You're not even beholden to your own like ideas. Well, what's funny, you know, is she's basically been insinuating that this lady had something to do with her husband being murdered, you know? Yeah.
00:23:01
Speaker
Which I'm not going to rule out. I won't rule it out at all. I'm comfortably sitting at, I wouldn't rule that out either. So they finally get together. What's the one complaint that Kansas Owens walked away with and like actually apologized for?
00:23:17
Speaker
Telling people not to donate to TPUSA. That was what Erica Kirk brought up as like the main point of of ah of, you know, irritation is that, you know, she she choked the money supply by telling people not to donate to him.
00:23:35
Speaker
And she's like, yeah, that was pretty harsh. That was harsh. I shouldn't have done that. yeah Oh, god yeah. So very fun. It's wild. The financial side of the TPUSA thing is what's going land people in jail because they are there's a whole string of people who have been bleeding that organization dry. And it's all coming to light now because there's like several different companies under the TPUSA umbrella. There's like TPUSA.
00:24:05
Speaker
There's America's Turning Point. There's turning point action. There's probably five or six different ones. And the money moving between these different organizations makes no sense. And it's not unsubstantial. There was millions and millions of dollars being like squeezed out of one organization. you know like I think there was like an $8 million dollars transfer from TPSA, which Charlie Kirk personally ran, to turning point action, which one of his stooges ran.
00:24:37
Speaker
So the the like the fun conspiracy side of it is that Charlie realized that he was getting completely taken out to the cleaners by the people around him. He orders a quote-unquote doge-style audit of the finances for TPUSA and then catches a magic.30-06 bullet in the neck that doesn't break doesn't exit his body and...
00:25:04
Speaker
A guy runs up and steals the memory cards out of the out of the cameras. It's so crazy, dude. it so I've watched so many hours of dissecting, and I don't care about Charlie Kirk at all.
00:25:18
Speaker
No, no one has to. i du Anyone who tries to run the line about having empathy when, like, Especially like the politicians that just keep getting on camera to be butthurt. You're like, du you're you're the same dudes that like made jokes about but ah Nancy Pelosi's husband getting his skull caved in with a fucking hammer. Or like, they were laughing their tits off about it, dude. And then they're like, how dare you? it's They're like, it well, he didn't die, so it's different. But then there was like the...
00:25:52
Speaker
the Was it the woman in um Minnesota? Was it Minnesota? who was the but the rep Was she representative? Something like that? Oh, yeah. That was assassinated. I'm certain there were some jokes about that. not like Not even jokes, but just like... Not like jokes directly make it... like ah Look, ah the internet went off with Charlie Kirk's death. People specifically made jokes about him. Which, fine. Free speech. Who gives a shit? But...
00:26:23
Speaker
Like, for the most part, the people who were, like, catching heat were the ones that were just pointing out general ironies. about his character and the events that unfolded in what he was speaking about at the time. It was just like, right Oh, right after talking about how, you know, how, ah you know, some deaths are an acceptable price to pay for owning weapons.
00:26:51
Speaker
He takes a bullet to the neck, like irony. That's fine. Uh, Like people catching heat weren't even really making jokes. Like they were just like pointing out.
00:27:05
Speaker
Just they're just pointing shit out with like a sarcastic tone. Yeah. And that was just a bridge too far for some of these fuddy duddies who would never make a joke at the expense of somebody else. They would never.
00:27:18
Speaker
Debase themselves and degrade themselves to such a low level as to make fun of people like that. Yeah, it's ah it's crazy out there.
00:27:30
Speaker
Yep. There's another fun one, we which i won't I won't dive into here, but the other fun one right now is the that the like dong measuring contest going on between Representative Dan Crenshaw, a.k.a. Eyepatch McCain. Yeah. And um Sean Ryan, who's like a like one of the biggest podcasters in the world. Nobody's like an ex-Special Forces guy. and Yes, yes, yes, yes. sub that that
00:28:03
Speaker
Which his rise to like global stardom is... Odd, I think. Yeah. But Dan Crenshaw sucks so bad, and he clearly is like insider trading and you know squeezing as many dollars out of his position as he can. you know But yeah, they ah they are feuding back and forth and in and out of legal
Feuds and Personal Dilemmas on Reddit
00:28:26
Speaker
action. And they were supposed to do a big sit down interview this week. And then dan Crenshaw wanted a bunch of like amendments to the, like, uh, the, the, the questions or disclosure agreement and stuff like that. It has every guest sign, you know,
00:28:44
Speaker
And and Sean Ryan was just like, nope, OK, we're done. Not dealing with you. It's it's just it's like I have no investment in it, but it is very fun to watch the segments of the of the right just go after each other.
00:29:01
Speaker
But um we we had a couple of things that we wanted to talk about. but You know, all I think everything we've got tonight that we wanted to go over was from Reddit.
00:29:12
Speaker
Yeah. And do you want to do you want to lead us off? Yeah. And it's a good segue as we roll off the conversation around complete and total narcissists.
00:29:23
Speaker
um Because that's some of what you find on Reddit ah Christian dating advice. One of our. Absolutely. I mean, our go to is our Christian dating, Christian dating advice and um and our slash pastor arrested. And actually might have had a couple of good ones there, too. um But, you know, we'll see what we get to. um We've had a couple weeks off. You know, we we didn't expect to get to anything Christmas week.
00:29:53
Speaker
ah New Year's week was unplanned ah to take the day the week off, but we had an interview lined up. Yeah.
00:30:06
Speaker
it, things fell through kind of last minute. Uh, we're rescheduling. And, uh, so we just decided to take a beat and take a couple of weeks off and it was nice. Um, but I, again, every time we take time, ah it's it's been a while since we've, have we I don't think we've done two weeks off since we started this thing.
00:30:25
Speaker
Um, yeah, i don't think so. The most we've done is a week, um, here and there. And, After after two weeks, man, I was itching to get back on here and. and Dive into some.
00:30:41
Speaker
Reddit narcissists, people who are going to have their lives ruined by some of the most ridiculous comments imaginable, but this is really. Let's do a little contest here.
00:30:54
Speaker
Your psychopath versus mine. OK. And I will be the impartial judge. Oh yeah, of course. um I'd expect nothing less. All right. So I got to dip by still trying to figure out to use my iPhone a little bit. Trying to turn my brightness up.
00:31:12
Speaker
Ooh, that's really bright. um All right. This one is from a Mexican bro. He's trying to figure out how he should choose his future wife. How should I choose my future wife? Which off to a great start where it's just like,
00:31:29
Speaker
It's like that scene from rush hour when they open those doors and ah Chris, Chris Tucker's just trying to like a rush hour to when he's just trying to decide. Oh yeah. They're like Asian woman. He wants to have sex with that night. Yeah.
00:31:43
Speaker
Yeah. I need help choosing my future wife. I am 30 years old. I am a youth leader in my local church and also a regional youth leader serving several churches.
00:31:56
Speaker
Dude's double dipping for sure. There's, i mean, is there any more proof that like none of these jobs are full-time jobs? A regional, like what does even, okay. It's not. He's assistant to the regional youth pastor. Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:12
Speaker
I currently have a really good job. ah What? So it's not the youth pastor should is even has really good job. Like, He does that. And he also currently has a really good job. He probably like works from home, hawking like bullshit insurance or something.
00:32:29
Speaker
He trades sneakers. Yeah. He, he trades something, uh, and he probably works 20 hours a week, makes more money than the both of us combined and gives back to the community by serving regionally in churches. Uh, I currently have a really good job and a car.
00:32:46
Speaker
And I could buy a house, but I would like to choose it together with my future wife. Throughout my life, I have stood out for being kind, very intelligent, handsome, and tall. Six, three.
00:32:59
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I have always been devoted, obedient, and disciplined both before and after becoming a Christian. Oh, I can see the power of Christ didn't do a whole lot for you. Wow. Um,
00:33:10
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Over the years, God has transformed my heart to the point that I now see everyone with love. Before becoming a Christian, I was extremely superficial. I mean, his he's clearly like a total muscle head. Yeah, definitely.
00:33:29
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Before, but I was extremely superficial, and it was easy to tell which girls I liked and which I did not. Now I can see something unique and beautiful in every Christian girl.
00:33:41
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Most Christian girls seem equally beautiful to me physically because I have realized that physical appearance is not what truly matters. I value much more their love for God and their devotion to him.
00:33:52
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Still, it is difficult for me to choose the right one because from what I can see or come to know about them, they all seem to have a very similar level of love and commitment to God. It's fun how everybody on these posts...
00:34:05
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like recites the most like common basic platitudes from like youth group sermons about picking a wife or whatever. And act like it's a it's an epiphany that they just came to.
00:34:16
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Yeah. Like looks don't matter. It's, it's their faith in God that really like sets them apart. That's what you need to look at. It's like, yeah, I dude, I heard that every time I went to youth group for like 16 years.
00:34:31
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Yeah, but the problem is you never truly became a Christian, I guess. Otherwise, the Holy Spirit would have changed your eyes. And it's also funny, like, it's hard for me to decide who. OK, so listen, he's talking about how it's.
00:34:44
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Like it's the, it's their faith and their love and commitment and devotion to God that makes them beautiful. But his problem is they all seem to have an equal level. So according to this dude, like equally they're just, they all are the same. Like he looked, they all look the same.
00:35:00
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They all function the same. um They're just, they all have a similar level of love. And it's like, it if one, it so the the women who don't have like that, that commitment, who don't have that, um that devotion, they just, they're clearly uglier. Yeah. They just don't look good. So like, you're still, you're still bringing it back to like, ah looks to a degree, right? He's acting like his vision has been transformed to find people beautiful based on these things in it, but it still kind of ends up reverting back to like,
00:35:36
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Looks. It's just like It's just a chicken and egg version of like of looks in faith, faith and looks. But it's like um ah it's like once saved, always saved or you can never lose your salvation. It's just.
00:35:54
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Become so silly at some point. I have also realized that many of them would be willing to be in a relationship with me. but I do not want to give false hope or hurt anyone by trying to get to know them one by one until I find the right person. So his biggest conundrum here is he's such a handsome, studly, tall, good Christian, smart, intelligent, ah disciplined, obedient person that he just can't even speak to a woman because he he doesn't want to do the, dis he doesn't want to give them the,
00:36:30
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that
00:36:33
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he doesn't want to build up their hope, right? They're going to, he knows whoever he talks to is going to fall madly in love with him immediately. And he's such a nice kind Jim bro that he doesn't just want to make all, he doesn't want to hurt all these women and let them down. So godly. wrong Excuse me.
00:36:50
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I think, uh, he, this guy sounds, he kind of sounds like, you know, all of the like, uh, you know, aesthetic stimulus that a beautiful woman would, would, you know, offer him.
00:37:07
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He is currently like those buttons are currently being pushed by like his own reflection. He's like, I'm so impressive physically. I'm so beautiful that like, you know, it just doesn't really, it's not really important to me what, what women look like or whatever.
00:37:24
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He kind of views them as squirrels now, like if you're driving through the park. He's worried about feeding one of the squirrels and might make the other squirrels feel.
00:37:36
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He also is. um Oh, I lost my train of thought. ah On is like to spend the time talking about like his good looks like he knows women want to date him.
00:37:52
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Because women aren't... they're just They're just not where he's at. See, women are still are still picking him based on his physical appearance. Yeah. And the other things help, but like... It's sickening.
00:38:03
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he he that That's going to be the hardest part for him. is he I think he can't be truly happy unless he finds a woman who thinks he's ugly. I think that would probably be my first bit of advice.
00:38:15
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You're probably right. You're probably right. Okay, so we had a friend in college that yeah I don't think either of us were like super close to.
00:38:26
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But nice guy. And he just... He was a he was beautiful man. all All the girls liked him.
00:38:36
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They all liked him. And he just was not interested in any of them. The only people that he ever dated while I was around him were were women that treated him like he was like a throwaway material. like he was Like they were so unimpressed with him and they let him know that. like Those were the only girls that he could like actually commit himself to.
00:39:01
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It was he sad. It's funny. But eat he he wanted to be debased constantly. That's ah that's put me in my place.
00:39:14
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Real quick, to get to the last line, BTW, I have never had a girlfriend and I have never had my first kiss. What should I do? So this is all like, this is like false bravado. It's a man who is, who is panicking that like, he's never had like a, um a romantic connection with anyone before. And You know, even though he has all the like the you know what he thinks are the right ingredients, like it hasn't it hasn't worked for him yet.
00:39:46
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But he has to ask the question in this way of like, you know, I'm just such a catch for whoever God blesses me with. Yeah, it's it's.
00:39:58
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it's uh like it's so funny because most people are like like okay bro you you're 30 and you've never had a girlfriend you've never kissed anybody but you think you have your like pick of the litter isn't that weird yeah that like you've gone this long with nothing and you're like like what do you who hurt you to the point where you have to tell yourself this story of like ah this is just by choice and I could actually have whoever I wanted. And the reason it's like, yeah my assumption is the reason he hasn't even, he's here doing this and hasn't picked anyone is he, he needs to continually be unable to choose. So he doesn't actually have to grapple with the fact that no one likes him. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah. I think that's spot on.
00:40:47
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ah Here's a little bit of interaction. You would like to kiss a fella. I wanted to be like, I wanted to just kind of respond and be like, ah bro, you're gay.
00:40:57
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You know, just let him know. i think maybe someone hasn't let him know that that's his real problem. Good news. You're not ah unsuccessful. You're just gay.
00:41:08
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It's hard to pick. Although he probably, you know, would quote Paul and be like, no, you know, to me, like the all women, they're actually just like,
00:41:20
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faceless abstractions and I'm only attracted to their, to their level of faith. So like, ah it's it's not even, it's almost like being like, uh, like being interested, like everyone's kind of just non-binary to him.
00:41:34
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There's, there is no gender, no June or Gentile or, uh, man or woman. You know what I mean? Here's a little bit of a discourse on here where OP chimes in and, uh,
00:41:48
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First person goes, you're very intelligent. You tell us. Now you say before you became a Christian, you were superficial. Throughout my life, I have stood out for being, oh, he quotes that. so So, look, let me give you some advice because the father reads hearts. Be humble, choose with humility, or else you'll be humbled.
00:42:09
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Whatever. Who cares? Throw away. This guy goes, responds, not OP. p Another guy responds, Really, that's the best advice. OP doesn't seem really humble, honestly, and I think it would be interesting for him to work on it.
00:42:22
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Interesting. Interesting choice of words. In addition, he said that he realized many girls at his church could desire to be in relationship with him, but how does he know? Maybe he's not their type. If he wanted to be in a relationship with him so bad, if they wanted to be in relationship with him so bad, why didn't they make a move on him?
00:42:40
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Some people could say that it's because women usually don't want to make the first move, but I promise as a woman, I can say that is not true. When a woman is really interested in a guy, she will talk to him. So with all the things he's saying, I'm surprised that no one approached him yet. Also, I think he should find someone who has similar hobbies.
00:42:58
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whatever someone trying to actually give advice op goes thank you for your comment in fact many women have told me they are interested in getting to know me for serious relationship and have invited me out even pastor's daughters like oh shut the fuck up dude you're a loser you're just that guy sucks oh like that because to him he's still creating this hierarchy of like how good he is like you i'm not like you i'm not only good enough for the for the the general ass bitches at church, the pastor's daughters even want me. And the pastors have told me that they would love for me to date their daughter. Yeah, he doesn't say that. um
00:43:41
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That he thought it though. Yeah, he sure did. Still, I want to be sure she is the right one. I don't want to give false hope or hurt anyone if they are not the one. Hey, there it is. The guy responds, man, just talk to people. If you don't talk to anyone, you won't find out. um
00:43:59
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yeah I mean, again, oh i just don't want to let anyone down because you're such a nice dude. You just care so much. like He's clearly just like a selfish, self-involved, arrogant prick.
00:44:18
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But he gets to be youth pass. Dude, I want his resume. I'm going to respond. I'm going to respond as a woman saying that I'm really interested in getting to know him. And I also am intelligent and have have lots of good skills and a good job in a car.
00:44:37
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And maybe... we can get to know each other and i want to get i want to see his resume i want to i want to know what churches he's at like what when he says he's a youth pastor some people say that and they're just like the youth volunteer it's like that some honorary like this bitch graduated the youth group 12 years ago and just never laughed yeah i mean maybe at the end of the day he's just waiting for the right teenager yeah like Typical youth pastor stuff. I mean, if there's no Jew, Gentile, male, woman, youth, adult, we're all one in Christ, right? That's the mark of a future cult leader right there.
00:45:18
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Well, i hate to I hate to burst your bubble, but I think I win. Yeah? All right, man. Good for you. We'll see here. Okay, so here's here's what we got. Am I asking for too much in searching for a wife?
00:45:31
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And this is from RyanRetroGamer7. Off to a great start. Yeah, did we go to college with this guy too? he Yeah, we went to college with a bunch of this guy.
00:45:44
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I want to find someone equally yoked to me with similar beliefs to myself, but I feel like I've only met four women in my lifetime who are my age and fit the and fit the I want in a wife. And I'm going to try through some of the grammatical errors here.
00:46:01
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Two were foreign college students studying abroad. One taken. One I dated but came to find out that her and I just did not have much um have anything in common other than our fates.
00:46:12
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And that's because she didn't speak English. yeah it's funny that he he found two foreign exchange students yeah i' both in search of a green card dude because you know what it what it is it's because you know western women have been corrupted by feminism you're yes that we don't have the traditional values even the christian ones that's true i you know he doesn't say that specifically but he thinks that I guarantee it he thinks that He definitely thinks that. he me a
00:46:49
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Because you go... I not listen
00:46:54
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i think generally speaking, if you go you go outside of certain... like There are cultural variances where people are just kind of... ah like There's, of course, people who are upset by those like those roles and those norms. ah But we I feel like we have...
00:47:16
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I know we came from a culture of like very specific norms, but like in cultural roles, but like as a whole, the United States is very much like choose your own adventure. Like you might upset some people along the way, but like, you know, one, we're not a shame culture. Like shame cultures have a lot more power over people where it's just like, you're going to bring shame upon your family. Like we come from a world of people who just can't wait to do that. Like a lot of us just are excited about disappointing our parents at this point. And you don't find that in other, in other cultures. And I'm guessing this foreign exchange student wasn't like a, a, a highly independent British chick, you know?
00:48:04
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Yeah, like I think there's a thing there too where it's like... oh, you you found the two foreign exchange students attractive because, you know, they were completely out of their element and completely reliant on other people to communicate and things like that, you know, because they're from a different place totally and whatnot.
00:48:24
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And you see them as some sort of clean slate. They're a freshly born baby and you can be their their window into the world and teach them this and that and the other and just yeah just wrap them to your will, you know? Yeah.
00:48:39
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it's It's like nerd nerd ah fantasy. You know, and he says retro gamer. like I'm just going to go out on a whim and guess that both of these ladies were Asian, you know, as you got to say for something. yeah Here's a list I've made, but I wonder if I'm asking for too much.
00:49:01
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Okay, so it's broken into three sections. If one of them women who don't dump him after hand giving him a Hello Kitty and a bracelet for their one-week anniversary, ah he might have a hard time with that.
00:49:15
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and So we got red flags. In parentheses, it says bad. Okay. We got not deal breakers, parentheses, neutral, either or.
00:49:27
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Then why list them? Green flags, parentheses, good. If everybody clear on how this list is structured. I appreciate the legend that he provides.
00:49:41
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So we'll start with the longest section first, which is red flags. um Watches horror movies, not counting suspense films like Psycho or other older films. Modern ones are just demonic.
Christian Dating Expectations and Critiques
00:49:54
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Oh, yeah. Obsessed with sports. I don't enjoy watching other people play sports on TV. ah i I don't like a thing. Therefore, it can't be the hobby of somebody else. Okay.
00:50:06
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That's a red flag. that's so How that didn't land in the neutral category? This guy got picked last on the playground every day of his entire childhood.
00:50:17
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So one watches horror movies to obsessed with sports. Three does witchcraft. Yeah. I mean, it's so similar.
00:50:31
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Finds nothing wrong with Harry Potter, drinks alcohol, does drugs, smokes, smokes weed, obsessed with dogs to the point that she values them over people. And, you know, people can be kind of annoying about dogs like chill out.
00:50:45
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So there's that. um fine I like. Look, I get it. if yeahre like theyre In my college days.
00:50:59
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i I would have felt similarly about. ah Substance misuse or use in general.
00:51:12
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Here's one that I think is important. um Finds nothing wrong with tattoos biblically. And then in parentheses, I am fine if they got tattoos before they were saved.
00:51:27
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ah Obsessed with Halloween, parentheses, Satan's holiday and celebrated by satanic worshipers. He knows that from personal experience. He's seen that. That's the thing that everybody says and no one's seen actually in real life.
00:51:41
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Yeah. Oh, no, absolutely not. They just watched that. what What was that guy that looks like Kenny Powers that did the the the satanic panic? Yeah, he looks like a pen or teller, whatever.
00:51:57
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Obsessed with Disney to the point that it's like her religion. Dresses immodest. You know what? Fair. I give him that one. Yeah, that is fair. People, adults can get too into Disney.
00:52:08
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I think we're on the tail end of that. I feel like that's out of vogue now and people are chilling out on the Disney thing, which is good. It's a little, went a little too far. Dresses immodestly.
00:52:20
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Liberal or moderate political beliefs. Moderate's a red flag too. Wait. Oh, yeah, sorry. I,
00:52:30
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he's a he doesn't He doesn't want someone with liberal or moderate. He just needs full-blown conservative. Yeah, you need to be convicted about what's right. Yep. And then force it upon everybody else in society.
00:52:45
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Supports abortion, and in parentheses it says one-third of Gen Z is missing.
00:52:54
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Thank God. That generation sucks, dude. It should have been half. Yeah.
00:53:01
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has kids okay parentheses exception from if it was a result from her being assaulted in that case i'm fine with i like that he's he he's fine with um He should put the same guardrails on children as he does tattoos. It's fine if it happened before you were saved.
00:53:33
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Yeah, that seems fair. That's closer to normal. Yeah, let's align, dude. ah like You gotta line up your values and ethics a little bit more consistently. Dude, the only situation in which I will tolerate a woman having kids is if she was assaulted. If it's a product of assault. In that case...
00:53:53
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You know, I'm not happy, but I'll give her a pass. Yeah, I'll i'll at least treat i'll at least treat the kid with general kindness.
00:54:04
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Divorced, unless her ex-husband was unfaithful to her. You know, if he was if he was punching her, should have worked it out.
00:54:16
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You all couples have differences. Some people kick each other. You you know this simpy boy. would have if he If he met a woman who confided in him that she was being hit at home, he would try to white knight that shit to death.
00:54:35
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He would... Oh, yeah. Oh, baby, I could save This fantasizes about pulling his concealed carry on a church shooter. He thinks about that every night, and that's wet dream material for him. That's the only thing that gets him hard.
00:54:55
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He won't even be able to have sex without having his partner point a gun at him.
00:55:01
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Let's play active shooter. so We're not even halfway through the the red flags, by the way. Damn, dude. Has a nose ring like cattle or hogs.
00:55:14
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I had cattle and hogs growing up. Is a partier. It makes him too horny and he doesn't like that. The only woman I ever loved was was a bovine orientation.
00:55:30
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um He goes into some expose about how pig genitals are actually really similar to humans. Oh my God. ah Somebody's made that comparison. Yeah.
00:55:45
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Is a partier. Oh, here's one that you'll like. Irrational. ah Toxic. yeah Does not care about the truth. You know, because that's that's a thing that people recognize in themselves.
00:56:00
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And they would be able to look at his list and be like, yeah, I guess I don't qualify. Yeah, right. I like that. And also, if you're like, does not care about the truth, which is I get angry when people don't agree with me.
00:56:15
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ah Does not care about the truth. Will compromise on speaking the truth to avoid offending people. Oh my god, this guy would be an actual literal nightmare to hang out with.
00:56:26
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Bases judgments on feelings without looking for evidence. Yeah, like nose rings. Because he grew up on a fucking chicken farm and it's upsetting to him.
00:56:37
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Makes judgment by purely hypothetical scenarios without caring about reality.
00:56:44
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Spends a fortune on daily coffee from coffee shops. On occasion, like once a week is fine. And I like coffee. Is willing to boycott companies when they do morally evil or unethical things.
00:56:58
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oh Okay, dude. You know this guy does not do that across the board. You can't do that.
00:57:09
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You can't do that. No, you really can't. mean, you can. You can. Look. Clarification. You can do that. But at the end of the day, like you're going to make a stand on something and then just resign to our corporate overlord somewhere else. Just.
00:57:26
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I'm i don't care if you boycott something, but this guy's making this claim like. Like it's your moral obligation to boycott all companies participating in evil. i don't I don't even know what he's saying here because it says, is willing to boycott companies when they do morally evil or unethical things. So is, i mean, did he say that wrong? oh Is he saying, isn't real, she's not willing to boycott companies for blah, blah, blah. No, it actually sounds like it's a red flag if she is
00:58:01
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Like he thinks boycotting companies for doing bad things is bad. That's a red flag to him. Which that can't be true because you know, if a company funded planned parenthood, he would boycott them. Shop at Target for a while when they were selling like the, the, the baby dong tuck.
00:58:21
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yeah Or whatever. I think this guy stopped shopping at Target when they introduced plus size models. Yeah, right? i don't like it. They they use the vitiligo chick for their underwear head.
00:58:36
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I have I ever told I'm sure I've told you this, but you know, my grandma, like she wouldn't shop at Target. My my late grandma. Yeah. She said something about like she had a lot of things like that where she was just like, I want to do this. You know, it's very like judgmental, I guess. But she said something about Target and how she won't shop there. And we're like, why? And she's like, oh, they use Ellen DeGeneres in their commercial.
00:59:07
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We're like, that's really, that's why, why you don't want to. And she goes, yuck. dude They probably used her in a commercial that one time that she was paying attention back in 1998, you know, when she was the most relevant.
00:59:23
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That's so funny. I don't shop at target because they've gotten unreasonably expensive. I feel like, I feel like they knew people were shopping there and they were like, they started pretending that their clothes were like,
00:59:36
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an actual name brand like that that mattered. And then yeah I remember going to Target and being like, I can get this pair of khakis for work for 20 bucks. Hell yeah. And now it's like, I'll spend 10 more bucks on a pair of like Levi's or like something like this is they're, they're, they're up their own ass now.
00:59:57
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but And it's clear because they've been losing money and they've been trying to figure out how to get it back. Yeah, Goodfellow can blow me. Goodfellow. That's such a... Goodfellow wears a fedora.
01:00:10
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Yeah, and a cardigan. Yeah. Overweight to over d g yeah overweight to the point that she restricts me from being active from doing things like biking or skiing.
01:00:25
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parentheses I learned how restrictive life is when dating someone over 300 pounds, and I like doing activities like hiking, snow skiing, and walking around in public spaces. Walking around in public. Does does he think he there he's like does he think marriage is when you just handcuff your ankles together? Like that might be his definition. He can't do those things if his SO is too fat.
01:00:52
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Yeah. Just fire one of those. Do hover around. You can go to the Grand Canyon. I've seen it. A segue.
01:01:05
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Supports LGBTQ, which is clearly defined throughout the Bible as a sin. here's that Here's a good one. Here's a good one. Ready? Supports illegal imagination.
01:01:18
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And then in parentheses, I do support legal imagination. What the fuck does that even mean? I think he spelled immigration wrong twice. ah What an idiot.
01:01:36
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Once fine twice. You picked imagination twice. Oh my God, dude. Everybody supports legal immigration.
01:01:47
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Well, some people don't. That's true. That's true. Most people do. Most people do. And the irony is like, yeah, and I want to broaden the definition of legal immigration. If we broaden it, he's just going to act like that was like some illegal leftist, democratic, fascist movement. You know, like, like I love when people talk about legal versus illegal immigration. Like. Well,
01:02:17
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just say you want things to Just say you kind of like things the way they are now and you don't want them to change. But if it changed and we opened our borders more and streamlined the process and made it easier, i bet he'd have a problem with it.
01:02:32
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It would probably depend on where they're coming from. Good edge and point. um as it's As long as it's not... The irony, right? like It would depend on where they're coming from. is Does it come from a country of ah that we typically offer student visas to? Because he seems to be all about that.
01:02:56
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Yeah, for real. None of these toilet countries like France. um Does not believe in spanking as discipline.
01:03:08
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He wants to spank her? That's crazy, dude. Yeah.
01:03:14
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here's a good one, is not against the evil Muslim faith. Jesus. Parentheses, but loves the Muslim people wishing for them to be saved and find Christ.
01:03:27
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scott What a dipshit. I mean, dude, why don't you just... This is Steven Crowder. He's getting back on the market. I was going to say, why don't you just list every... like every right-wing Christian talking point from 2001.
01:03:43
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two thousand and one That's it. Yeah, it's a lot of that. like Just copy and paste. Doesn't say Merry Christmas. yeah ah Hates America.
01:03:55
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Believes in horoscopes. Wears crystals or evil eyes. I don't know what... to So... I guess we'd have to jump into like what you know what defines it as a crystal. like Is wearing any sort of rock jewelry bad? Or is it only if it's like somewhat translucent?
01:04:13
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Does that make it imagine he's based on how like simple this guy is. He's really just thinking about it in terms of something pagan.
01:04:28
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Obsessed with a celebrity in a way that is beyond just wanting to see them live in a concert. He doesn't want her to want a hall pass. We get it. Has an OnlyFans. Parentheses. I can't believe I have to list this.
01:04:42
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You don't. You actually don't. really don't. Like, it feels like a lot of people have an OnlyFans, and then you go in out to real life and you don't actually meet people who are just flashing their pussy all over the internet. You just don't.
01:04:54
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Yeah. um Outside of that woman I did work with before she got fired who solicited butthole pics from her co-worker.
01:05:05
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Yeah, that was a great story. Yeah. um would place an iPad in front of kids to shut them up. but Listen, man.
01:05:16
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He can talk to me once he's got kids. Yep. you This guy does not have, you can I'm not saying I do that. I'm saying this man does not have the patience. With all this red flag list bullshit, this man does not have the patience to raise a kid without an iPad.
01:05:32
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No. No, he might give his kid up for adoption because they weren't like, I don't know, spiritual enough or something. A big Swifty. Parentheses. There is demonic imagery throughout her concerts.
01:05:47
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Sends nudes to other guys. Parentheses. Can't believe I have to list this when trying to date Christians. Cheats. Why would you know about that? You wouldn't even know. You wouldn't know that. Like people who have sent a nude, they don't be like, tell everyone that they've been with post that person that they've sent a nude. Like, right.
01:06:09
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So dumb. Cheats. Again, i can't believe I have to list this. No one walks into a relationship being like my, well, I shouldn't say nobody. There are definitely some dudes who are like, I'm never going stop cheating. Like they walk into every relationship knowing that they'll just fuck anything that walks by and pays them attention. But yeah, like, let's be real. Like, you know who those people are before you end up in a relationship with them. It just means, are you the kind of person that accepts it's going to happen? or Are you the kind of person who thinks you can change them?
01:06:39
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Yeah. Seldom do you find such hateable scum, but they are out there. ah Last red flag. Finally. Holy shit, dude.
01:06:50
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Listens to disgusting R&B and rap. Christian rap is fine. Yeah. I like black Christians. ah So that's a lot of things that are in the red flag territory. So here's a Are the rest of ah the rest of the the lists as long?
01:07:11
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No, that was by far the longest one. So next is not deal breakers, which seems like white flag or yellow flag would have been a better, more consistent analogy, but... Which means slightly inconvenient, but I'm a generous man who can learn to live with some discomfort.
01:07:30
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Yeah, in parentheses it says neutral, either or. um Didn't wait for marriage previously, asterisk, but will wait for marriage with me.
01:07:42
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Has a past but been faithful in her faith for a few years. was divorced due to an unfaithful spouse caught in adultery or was abusive to her? So he did it he did clarify abuse. He got his full circle. He'll put up with it if you left your husband over. he's ah neutral I'm neutral towards your abuse.
01:08:03
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Either or. yeah Either or. Take it or leave it. ah um That is a form of divorce that I do not disagree with, and it's biblical.
01:08:15
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listens to mostly country music. Not a deal breaker. And that's all the inconvenient. Dude, country music is not good. It's not clean even like it's not.
01:08:28
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No, it's pretty filthy. The difference between country music and rap music is they don't use as many slurs. Well, they don't. Some might use slurs, not the country music is on the radio, but they it's just slur free and only uses swears like damn in hell.
01:08:44
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Like, that's it. Like, it's all the same shit, though. It's literally just, like, how on the nose are you going to be about wanting to fuck this person? Yeah. It's the the difference between, like, a Tucker Carlson rant and an Alex Jones rant.
01:08:58
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Yeah, exactly. Alex drops a lot of F-bombs these days. Yeah, he's losing his goddamn mind. That's why, dude. he's he's got He can't hold it together. There is no more pleasure.
01:09:11
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There is no more pain. There is no more art. There is no more culture. There is only war. commit myself to total war against Satan. and i Oh, I thought he was going to say Venezuela. Commit me to his arms and had component a complete vessel of warfare against this operation.
01:09:27
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And I repent for all my sins. And I ask now before everyone that you lift me up to be an absolute battering ram against the enemy and God's will. Jesus Christ, the son of God, amen. Hell yeah, dude.
01:09:40
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He's such an enjoyable moron.
01:09:46
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Okay, so that's the non-deal breakers. Now we got green green flags. Parentheses. Good. It's just the opposite of his red flag list. I mean, what... They're always like this, where they just list like the dumbest, most broad things.
01:10:06
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Okay, go for it. Reads her Bible daily.
01:10:12
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think so. I think that's in here. Goes to church every Sunday. It's a lot of of yeah, like faith-based whatevers.
01:10:22
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ah Actively preaches the gospel.
01:10:27
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um i don't know. I'll stop there. Well... um Yeah, he's a little unusual in that his first one is loving.
01:10:43
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Okay, yeah. Caring. he's going out ah he's looking for some he's looking for something different.
01:10:52
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His furries on here? furry Christian furries on here? Oh, it would be so much fun to find out he was a furry. i haven't looked at his profile yet, but I'm i'm going to here in a second.
01:11:04
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loves God and will love God over her husband, which joe he will not agree with when the time comes. That's for sure. As soon as it's inconvenient for him.
01:11:15
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Because only he can interpret what God wants. Yeah, and and he'll pull the you need to like honor and respect your husband card. like If you love God, you will do what I say because God says that I am the head of the household. so it all like It all just works whatever way he wants it to when he needs it to.
01:11:37
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Yeah. I am one with the force and the force is in me or whatever. um Sense of humor, which I'm sure there's a lot of qualifiers on that for Yeah, dude. This guy does not... this guy I can tell he doesn't find anything funny.
01:11:54
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I bet you like his idea of humor is watching. I bet you that his idea of humor is listening to like, or watching like a Steven Crowder prank video. yeah That's what he thinks is hilarious.
01:12:06
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he He likes the cheeseburger song from VeggieTales. That's peak comedy for him. He likes the old Bill Cosby videos where they're the old Bill Cosby standups where they're a little bit edgy because sometimes he says, damn, but makes jokes about getting your ass.
01:12:24
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absolutely beaten as a child yeah
01:12:29
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enjoys hobbies and actually enjoys doing things yep you made that clear in the red flags um now it's interesting kind of hobbies though you know it like the disqualifier for that previously was being too fat but you know i think of like peak weight lizzo right I guarantee she could have climbed a mountain better than me, even at her peak weight.
01:12:57
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Like, she would do a three-hour tour, dance her ass off, play the flute, which requires a lot of breath control. like And then take you to a bar and shove a banana in your orifice.
01:13:12
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She, dude, she had hobbies. And some of them were on the red flag list for her employees, but... I'm just saying this dude wants to call out weight as the disqualifier, but I know that even Lizzo at her fattest pre-Ozempic Lizzo was actually in better shape than I am.
01:13:34
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Dude, I still, the most flack I've ever gotten for anything I've ever said online was when I made the joke about Lizzo's bag being big enough to hold a lot of legal documents.
01:13:48
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Yeah, she was being sued. People lost their minds. It was it was actually about the size of a bag that she was carrying in a huge bag. yeah Yeah. And everyone was just like, how dare you fat shame? It's like, I think you're the one with the problem. I think you're thinking so much about other people being a fat.
01:14:07
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And you're afraid of your own thoughts on this that you have to just rip apart everyone on the internet that reveals to you who you are as a fucking person. Trolling from the from the the podcast Instagram sucks too because immediately all the comments you get are like, wow, real Christian of you. Oh my God.
01:14:27
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They always said that. Oh, i can't believe this is coming from a Christian podcast. Like just click the profile. Like within five seconds, you'll see that that's not what this is about. Yeah. um We haven't really done a lot of trolling on the podcast page lately. We don't really do a lot on the podcast page. i I've been doing more from my personal account lately. I need to switch over.
01:14:50
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Yeah. do Do your funny shit from the pod. We need to we gotta to keep that thing alive. We've been stagnant on followers. we have I don't even know how you get followers at this point. The internet is ah it's impossible.
01:15:02
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I think you got to make some pro-Zionist posts. Yeah, you gotta ah you hit ah bend the knee to Israel.
01:15:10
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At least somewhat active is capable of looking at things logically rather than purely off of feelings. That is the opposite of what he said in the red flags. Not the opposite That's the same thing. like It's the exact same thing, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, just in the opposing, like, that he just flipped the...
01:15:31
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the the wording to be like pro that versus I don't want you if you don't do that. Yeah. He's a, he's definitely one of those that would be like, you know, the thing about men is that men are, are, are stoic and logical and women are just, you know, they're emotional beings.
01:15:50
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Yeah. That's how, thanks. And look, that's how God created them. And God didn't make a mistake, but a lot of women do. Yeah.
01:16:01
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I've that speech so many times. um Conservative. Pro-life. Has a solid understanding of the Bible. Good with kids.
01:16:15
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Likes watching movies. Good with kids as long as it's not her own unless it was from someone who raped her. Yeah. then
01:16:25
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I mean, you can't put everything in parentheses, I guess. um likes watching movies again unless they're horror movies right and by movies he goes ah I'm surprised it wasn't parentheses Princess Bride and
01:16:45
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The Notebook I don't know what other growing
Cultural Criticisms and Biblical Debates
01:16:48
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up Christian it was always like every youth group kid loved the loved Princess Bride yep except for me um Might enjoy story-focused video games with me on occasion.
01:17:04
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Oh my, okay, dude. Wants to pray with each other. Parentheses, I've never dated someone who is willing to do this when I ask. That's the only way i can get hard. Oh my god, dude.
01:17:16
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It's so annoying. Will eventually be vulnerable in prayer together. will one day be vulnerable and understand that I am forgiving of her falling short so long as she is honest about her mistakes, rather than lying and hiding her mistakes and continuing to repeat them.
01:17:34
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Oh my god! Tell me more about your last relationship. Holy shit.
01:17:44
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I am a merciful god. I am merciful and forgiving as long as they can acknowledge they're wrongdoing and from good ways. Full Xerxes. he was Yeah. um Wants to read the Bible together.
01:18:02
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Parentheses. I've tried so many times to set up a date with many women and have gotten turned down every time. Yeah. that's he's want He wants to set up a read our Bibles together. Nobody wants to read their Bible with him. Isn't that crazy? That's a test, dude that's That's such a that's such like a Christian virtue signal bullshit. like Dude, again, this isn't even about wanting to find a woman. It's about wanting to prove to yourself.
01:18:31
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because you feel inferior and you're afraid God hates you and you're worthless, that you do this shit so that way when no one else meets your standard, you can make yourself believe for a moment that...
01:18:44
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that God values you, that God thinks that you are a real one, that God isn't good. Like, and then you can just cry the next morning when you wake up and have that like morning boner and you jerk yourself off and feel bad about it. And you can go back to folks post it on Reddit about this shit. It's just, it's so pathetic. It's so pathetic. It's so like, and Oh my God. Go to fucking therapy.
01:19:13
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Go to therapy. Yeah.
01:19:17
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It's good time to sign up for the military. Am I asking for too much? we might find that ah He might find his foreign wife if he signs up for the military. Maybe Venezuelan if he signs up now.
01:19:29
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I feel like my grandparents were able to find someone like this so easily. Most of the older women at the churches I've been to all fit what I want, but it feels near impossible to find a woman might in my age range, I'm 24, who has the qualities that I want. Oh my, he's 24.
01:19:48
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I am 24, never been married, and have been a Christian since I was nine. i look Only in a Christian circle do you have to state that you've never been married when you're 24 years old.
01:19:59
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Yeah, that is 100% true. I went to college at a Christian university for my bachelor's degree and graduated with honors. I am an information systems management specialist.
01:20:12
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Oh, I'm glad you got a Christian education on that. Right. I also am easygoing and able to tolerate a lot. Sounds so easygoing. I bet this guy is a hoot.
01:20:24
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Dude, this gets so thick here at the at the end. yeah You do win, by the way. Like we spent fucking 30 minutes talking about this guy's flag list.
01:20:36
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Okay, so I also am easygoing and able to tolerate a lot. And people are often shocked by how much I can tolerate being treated horribly by others while still showing kindness to them.
01:20:49
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I don't cuss, and I love being a servant to others, helping them. Often volunteering to help others, I am very good at helping elderly people and even good with people who have dementia.
01:21:01
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I have good communication skills, and people often ask me to be the one to confront people who are hard to deal with, as I can usually put people in a good mood despite frustrating circumstances. The only thing he can't communicate well is the difference between imagination and immigration. But otherwise, ah good job.
01:21:19
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Good job on this post. Yeah. Grammar is not your strong point, buddy. ah Now he, okay. So to his credit, he does list his his issues.
01:21:31
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Hey, okay. Okay.
01:21:35
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Are you ready for this? I'm willing to bet that it's not actually honest or self-aware at all. This is a Michael Scott list for sure. I work too hard. I care too much.
01:21:51
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this yeah This is what you what what you put on your resume. well you know When they ask you those dumb questions of like... Not a resume. what is what When do you ask those questions of like what you're...
01:22:04
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Areas of growth. Yeah, yeah. Areas of growth. that's like Well, you know sometimes I'm so committed that it's not good for my family. I'm like a real company man. and i Sometimes it's just like i get I let work get in the way of my family.
01:22:20
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Yeah, I'd say like my my my biggest challenge is finding a work-life balance because i just you know I leave it all on the court. Because i just I focus my life so much more than work.
01:22:37
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Something I have never struggled with is putting in the bare minimum for my job. i am I am out the door at a moment's notice.
01:22:50
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So my issues. I've been told my friends, again, grammar is an issue for you. I've been told my friends that I don't care enough about myself and I'm quick to help others, but don't love myself enough.
01:23:05
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I give people the benefit of the doubt too often. I'm not naive, but I give people too many chances sometimes and they take advantage of my generosity. I can be a bit clingy emotionally and try not to be obsessive when I care for someone.
01:23:21
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I struggle to take breaks from work when I have things that are unfinished as I think about them when I'm off of work. Dude, he is a he's a controlling psychopath. he This is his red flag list about himself.
01:23:34
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yeah
01:23:37
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Women need to steer clear. I think my biggest issue is that everybody just naturally puts me on a pedestal and, uh, you know, they don't get to know the real me beyond my amazing credentials. I'm an information specialist management platform designer.
01:23:59
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I graduated with honors from Liberty universe is one of the, I feel like he probably should update this to like, when he talks about like, you know, other things he's good at. It's like, I'm handy around the house. I'm really good at patching drywall drywall because when I get angry, I punch holes in it all the time.
01:24:19
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And I've just really learned how to clean up a nice drywall and repaint over it. You could never tell that when I don't get my own way, I Hulk out.
01:24:30
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So in the comments, some people are like, it does look like a lot of people are being like, hey, this is, this is nuts. Yeah, you're destined to be alone. So like one guy calls him out on a couple of the like really ridiculous things.
01:24:46
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He says, ah and you need to be careful how you talk about women because you come across quite disrespectful. Comparing girls with nose rings to cattle, that's just plain disrespect and not okay. You can say, I don't find piercings attractive, but comparing girls with nose rings to livestock just makes it seem like you don't respect women.
01:25:06
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He says, i don't mean to come across as disrespectful, but let me elaborate to hopefully clear the air. First off, my family has raised cattle and hogs when I was younger. We put nose rings in our hogs to keep them from rutting. I don't want to look at my wife and be constantly reminded of that.
01:25:23
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So that's the reason for the nose ring thing. Plus, I've never met a man who thinks that they aren't ugly. What?
01:25:31
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Second, horror movies are demonic. I have seen people in real life who have been demonically possessed with spirits speaking out them. Oh my god. No, you haven't. You're lying sack of shit. I hate him. I want to fight this kid so bad. He was in Spencer's youth group when they like cast the demon out of the river.
01:25:49
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Oh my god. I've personally seen it. do do you No, you... No. No. Like, that is... That... That was you're a bold faced liar. You just lie. You lie in order to keep your narrative straight in order to keep your like this guy is going to gaslight the fuck out of a woman. He is. Yeah. Not a safe person.
01:26:11
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He he doesn't give an inch here. It looks like either, you know, says and I know of a pastor who cast out a demon from someone who was going to. shut up a prayer meetings if God hadn't intervened.
01:26:26
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Shoot up a prayer meeting if God hadn't intervened, which is a total, that's just like a total like fabricated testimony story. Right. I know of a pastor, which means I heard a guy talk about a person who told them about a pastor that this happened.
01:26:45
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Yeah. That's it. it's He actually stopped the church shooting. And I immediately just, just spackled my, my khakis. Yeah.
01:26:56
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Um, Witchcraft is also demonic, and Harry Potter is glorifying that. Many music artists include that such as Taylor Swift or Travis Scott as examples. Third, I know people whose entire personalities revolve around Disney, and it's a crippling obsession where you cannot even say that a certain movie wasn't good without them absolutely throwing a temper tantrum. If you want to talk about crippling obsessions, just take a look in the mirror, dude. Look at the Reddit thread you just posted.
01:27:26
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And don't you dare say that movies like Lightyear are inappropriate for children as it is trying to normalize sin that the Bible calls an abomination. Lightyear?
01:27:37
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What is he even talking about? What does Lightyear talk about? Lightyear was the and was the Disney film about Buzz Lightyear. Was it like his coming out story or something? There was a thing.
01:27:48
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he trans? was it trans the There was a thing about it. that like I remember people talking about it hinting at ah someone being in a same-sex relationship.
01:28:04
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And it was just hinted at through like a photo or something. That's sick. I watched it with my kids, and I don't... I remember intently watching for the thing that like Christians cried about.
01:28:20
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And I didn't notice anything. But you're not a real Christian. Yeah, but I'm i'm really good at seeing the things that bother them, you know? I was looking forward to like talking about it and pointing it out.
01:28:35
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Plus, all of these things I know about two dozen women from churches I've been to in my lifetime, around 50 to 88 years old, who would be shocked to hear that the things on this list, on this full list, are rare to find when they were teens.
01:28:51
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It was called being a normal Christian, at least according to the ones I've talked to about there this topic. This guy thinks that like people didn't fuck before they were married back then.
01:29:01
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It's so funny.
01:29:05
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yeah Harry Potter didn't exist. Plenty of them didn't even learn how to read because they dropped out of school in the fourth grade to help on their parents' farm. Many ah many female boomers that I've met have bloviated about the good old days and how pure and simple everything was back then.
01:29:25
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You know, when people people did what was right, they didn't steal. They didn't lie. And when they tried to go to school in the wrong place, we shot them with water hoses. This is this guy just I don't why is he so into like why is he so into finding a woman his own age? This is just a proclamation of his like superiority. That's all of course. No, he doesn't read it is. That's what read it is for these psych subs. Everybody tell me that I'm too good for it for most women and that will help me deal with the rejection that I feel.
01:29:58
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Do you do you think that he thought after posting this he was going to get a lot of like people going to just jerk him off? Like, oh, yeah, man, I'm totally with you. Or do you think he was like, i like do you think he enjoyed posting it knowing that people were going to fight back, push back?
01:30:19
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I really don't.
01:30:23
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I don't know. i mean, i assume that he thought, I'm going ruffle some feathers, but then a couple of chodes are going to chime in and be like, dude, you're a total alpha for saying this and standing by your principles. Yeah, yeah.
01:30:38
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Total sigma, you know, ultra male ubermitch, whatever. Sigma, total sigma. Sigma is, ah what the sigma? That's a thing that kids say now. I don't actually know. I just know it's a word that people say.
01:30:53
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Yeah, i don't I'm not sure what it is. I'm surprised he didn't put, like, think six seven is funny on his red flag list.
01:31:05
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Oh, boy. I wouldn't consider depravity and the over-sexualization of society and demonic influences now commonplace in culture as progress. In fact, I would say that society is abandoning biblical principles and moving towards demonic influences that is no different than what is mentioned when Baal and Baal's wife, Asherah, the fertility goddess, were worshipped in Israel that came from the Canaanites' religion. Baal's wife was the goddess of sexuality, orgies, transgenderism, parentheses, as it was practiced that she could change one's gender and homosexuality. It also included indecent clothing and worship of that goddess. When Elijah destroyed Baal, the worshipers of Baal and Asherah were put to death in Israel. Today in San Francisco, there is a statue of Asherah.
01:31:54
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And I have seen in churches where people are practicing these things. oh No, you, dude, why does this guy act like he's seen all this shit? yeah He's 24 years old. He hasn't been anywhere. hasn't done anything. He doesn't know anyone. He also doesn't know anything about, it's Asherah.
01:32:10
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And what he also doesn't know is that, sorry, dude, Asherah was God's wife in the Bible for a little bit before they delineated God and Ben.
01:32:21
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And they attributed Asherah to Baal. But God had a wife in the Bible at ah at some point in ancient Hebrew, and you can find it. and It's all – like there's so many – like there's so many pottery shards and shit that's been found that shit that depict God and his Asherah.
01:32:40
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King James didn't make pottery. Oh, my God. These people do. These fucking people. They live in their – they just live in fantasy land. Like – they act like they've seen and heard so much. and it's like, dude, you've been in a bubble your entire life and it's been so manufactured. It's just this manufactured world where you've been like all the, it's like for him to be able to say these things is like, you're, du you're 24 and you got a degree in in some sort of like tech bullshit. Like you don't,
01:33:15
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You don't know anything. I don't know anything. I just like at least go out of my way to learn. And I've been doing it for enough of my life where I'm like, I'm just... it's continuing Still learning about the Bible, more about it, is still a hobby of mine.
01:33:33
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And I'll still read books on it. I watch a lot of videos from people who are legitimate scholars on it. like And I'll occasionally...
01:33:45
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regurgitate some of that information, but I try to be cautious so I don't get it wrong, so I might speak in some vagary, like, but I still, like, this kid knows nothing.
01:33:56
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Like, there's nothing more annoying than the confidence of a conservative 24-year-old Christian. Yeah. Did you know that the city of of Portland actually commissioned a statue of Satan and they require every resident to show up once a year and blow it? its dick.
01:34:16
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Dude, let me be clear that ah not just a 24-year-old Christian, I'm talking about like a 24-year-old Christian male. conservative Christian male, early twenties, insufferable, especially the ones who are bold in their faith, who take their faith seriously.
01:34:34
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You're just, you're just annoying. You're just so fucking annoying. This guy, guess what? That was probably me. That was me. Yeah. I mean, I was annoying. I'm still annoying, but
01:34:47
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But everyone else is trying though. I wasn't this guy. know what my list was? My list for finding a wife when I was in my early 20s. Well, I started dating my wife when I was in my late teens. But like my list would have been Christian interested in me.
01:35:10
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Done. Oh, someone's interested in me. That trumped being a Christian. I can tell you for a goddamn fact that if a woman who wasn't a Christian fell head over heels in love with me when I was 16 years old, i would have found a way to justify the shit out of that. I would have just, well, you know, i think she's pretty close to becoming a Christian. She said she's going to come to church with me. I would have done it all, dude. All I wanted was someone to love me.
01:35:44
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That should be enough. that And that that would have been enough if we didn't grow up in the world we did, but that would be They just love you. And they love you despite the fact that you're a stupid fucking Christian idiot who's making every conversation with their friends uncomfortable.
01:36:02
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Yeah, you have to pay lip service to this stuff when you do find a person who's willing to tolerate you, even though it doesn't really matter. And you would change your religion if need be to marry a the the girl that you loved.
01:36:15
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I think it's I would tell any woman it's a mistake to get into a relationship with a guy like that. But. It's also hard not to have.
01:36:27
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A level of appreciation for a woman who can overlook. who can be like, despite the fact that you're an outspoken, bullheaded, conservative, evangelical man, I love you anyway. That's true Jesus shit right there, dude. I don't know. that Those women are. yeah I don't know.
01:36:51
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I don't know how you exist. So the the comment that I just read was in response to a girl that that, you know, basically like argued a couple of his points. She responds, you ignored a lot of what I said there.
01:37:04
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He says, it appears the only thing I didn't address was the ugly nose rings. Yeah. Nose rings basically is the equivalent to judging a book by its cover and being right 90% of the time and wrong 10% of the time. But there's a fairly. judging a That is not what judging a book. but This dude's so dumb.
01:37:22
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But there's a fairly consistent pattern when you see someone with a nose ring, probably liberal, probably pro-choice, probably very hateful and self-centered, probably intolerant of even listening to any dialogue that even slightly conflicts with their worldview, no matter what source of information you provide, that would dismantle their set in stone beliefs. Oh, my God. Oh, my so hard read.
01:37:50
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calling everything that offenders her the oh my god dude this is so hard to read dude because He typed this in such a fury that he couldn't even check for spelling.
01:38:01
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Misogynistic, bigoted, fascist, homophobic, homophonic, he says. And other words that she doesn't know the definition of. Yes, it is stereotyping, but I have to but i have yet to meet someone with a nose ring who doesn't meet that stereotype.
01:38:19
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What's the Christian equivalent of that? What's the Christian dude equivalent of that? Is it a... what would it be? ah playing a jimba at a party is ah a really cheaply made bass pro shop hat wait to are you comparing wait wait wait okay so his his like his idea that like nose rings are an indicator that a woman is liberal and you know not not a good candidate. What, what is the, the Christian equivalent, a Christian male equivalent of, of that where you could look at it and be like, eh, no, you have that.
01:38:59
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I'm out. Oh, gotcha. I thought you were saying what's the male equivalent of that. So like a woman gets a nose ring and you make those judgments. What do men have where you would make the same judgments? Um, I would do, I mean, any sort of cross tattoo,
01:39:16
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Yeah, that's fair. It's different. If you're black and you have a cross tattoo, that could that can go a lot of different directions. if i see like If I see just a white dude with a cross tattoo that has a fuddy-duddy look to him, that's when I just...
01:39:35
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I can, a Celtic cross specifically. I feel like, oh, that's Jim bro shit too. I see a lot of like bros with Celtic crosses. um ah Like, a like,
01:39:49
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Lions are popular tattoos, but like a Christian, like a Christian, a Christian lion is definitely one lamb lion bullshit. Like we know where you're coming from outside of tattoos. If you have a Christian lion tattoo and a, and a black rifle coffee shirt on. Yeah. We're off a five one one tactical.
01:40:10
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Yeah. Yeah. That's another good one. You're this guy. yeah. He says, there's an entire term called septum ring theory. It's not anti-woman. I judge men with those with nose rings even more than I would a woman. But it's gone beyond just a trend. It's a worldwide view that people have been noticing. And it seems pretty consistent. And the men who have them, they're using emo men, which makes it worse.
01:40:37
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They are using emo men, which makes it worse. Oh, God. Girl says, again, it doesn't matter whether your assumptions about people with nose rings are correct or not. The issue is that you don't see a problem comparing women to livestock. Even if you are correct, that doesn't give you the right to be disrespectful.
01:40:54
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He responds, I'm not comparing people to livestock. In fact, you're the first one to have said comparing. oh All I said is that I don't want to have that picture in my mind anytime I look at my wife. But also, reading a book by its cover, which seems to always have been the case for women and men too, you're the one trying to call out sexism where there is none whatsoever. Modern men and modern women in today's Western society are equally as much heathens.
01:41:25
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Most men have no backbone and hate themselves. I'm not sexist because people who aren't Christian men and women equally are heathens. Okay, dude. Nice. There you go. I love how you spun that.
01:41:37
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This guy, I, it runner up, Charlie Kirk. I think we need to get TP USA in touch with this guy because I think he might do fantastic on a college campus arguing with liberals. Yeah.
01:41:54
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Yeah, that does seem to be the career path. Hey, let me dodge the point entirely. Say something irrelevant and then tell you you're wrong. Love it. This guy loved Charlie Kirk.
01:42:07
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He's learned everything he knew from him.
01:42:13
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um I just want to be able to play some other genres sometimes. I had a GF that didn't want to listen to anything but country. No progressive house, classic rock, orchestral, 70s or 80s pop, 2010s pop, trance, dubstep, bro step, melodic bass, jazz, or anything else.
Personal Relationships and Societal Reflections
01:42:31
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Like, it's shocking how so many have no room for genre variation at all.
01:42:36
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You know who he is? have to stop. I have to stop looking at this. know um You know the i think you should there's the I think you should leave sketch with Tim Heidecker where he just they're playing that like charades and he keeps putting obscure jazz musicians in that no one can get?
01:42:53
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that's That's this guy. Just a total asshole about everything. yeah that it That has to be Tim Heidecker in real life, doesn't it? like He just wrote himself into it. That's a self-insert character.
01:43:07
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Tim Heidegger does. He always plays like a raging, relentless asshole. Yeah. I think he might be one. Maybe. don't know. does it. He does it like in his podcast here and there. um He's just got that. He's got a bizarre sense of comedy about him, but I think he's I appreciate that, man. One of my favorite things he did is when he would spoof Bill Mars Club Random.
01:43:37
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And he had, um, who was the guy who did, uh, Portlandia, uh, blanking on his name right now. Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah.
01:43:50
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I can't think of what it is. I know Fred Armisen. Yes. Fred Armisen. Thank you. Um, he ah Tim Heidegger did ah a satire, essentially, of Club Random with a Bill Maher podcast and where he was like the Bill Maher type, that smug prick. and he just was He was such an asshole to Fred Armisen. It's all like...
01:44:22
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I mean, it's not scripted, but it's they're all they're all in on the joke and the way Fred Armisen handles it. Because he's got that bizarre kind of like says things like it's a question. like kind of like that quirk He's just quirky about it. um And it it it's peak Tim Heidecker. Just for anyone interested, just literally Google that like series of words, mix them in. Tim Heidecker, Fred Armisen, club random, whatever. But he's a God, he's.
01:44:57
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He doesn't break. he just He just says the meanest thing, but like with his friends, and they're in on the joke, so everyone's kind of fine with it. I think he's a very special sense of humor that is not for everyone and can be very off-putting. but Christian Nightmares was on his podcast before.
01:45:17
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Like Bill Maher. Yeah, like Bill Maher. Yeah, that is cool. I did watch the Christian Nightmares piece. It was awesome. but Well, ah that was... Fun?
01:45:29
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I vote you a winner, man. You brought a total fucking... I did enjoy your guy too, though. Your guy seems like less of a caricature. This guy is definitely not... guy is kind of more cute now, you know?
01:45:41
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Yeah. He looks more and more like a catch if he's in the ranks with this dude. Yeah, he does. I kind of want to ask him out on a date. I don't know. I kind of want to like meet him now.
01:45:54
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Well... um Yeah, thanks everybody for listening. Happy New Year. Hope everybody had a great Christmas. And I don't know, but we'll see if we're all still alive this time next year. I know. We take this week by week now. We might just... Internet might go down. There might just be... we We're slowly descending into hell, so...
01:46:19
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Maybe we'll see you guys there. Yep.
Concluding Thoughts on Society's Future
01:46:22
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after After Donald, Nick Reiner's the whole country. All right. and We'll see everybody later. Goodbye.