Rose Plate Special: Bachelor Joey - Episode 9

The biggest news in this week's episode is how good Sammi's eagle eyes are (near-sightedness and lazy eye WHERE?)

We've got Daisy in Dreams, while Kelsey and Rachel are in Secrets. What gives?

We've got the same (or an extremely similar) date set-up with the leap of faith as Gabby and Erich took.

The one redeeming source of goodwill (but also drama) came from the Golden Bachelor women joining to impart wisdom and just the right amount of paranoia in Kelsey to maybe make her crack? We'll find out next week!