We are just as messy with our notes (OK, Sammi is) as the Mormon Wives are with their friendships. We talk about the middle of the second season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives while we unbox the last (for now) Jilly Box from Fall 2025. Sad days, but warm vibes from that scalloped baking tray. 

Soda Jerks: Fall 2025 Jilly Unboxing and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 2, Episodes 5-6 (and 7 a little) 

This one sat in the drafts for a second, friends. SO sorry! Blame Sammi and her first week back to school. 

So, not all our predictions were correct, but one thing is for sure: Nobody on this show thought much about game theory. OR, maybe they think more about being perceived as a villain in this age of social media scrutiny? Well, either way, we're onto the new season in just a few short weeks. Will we cover Survivor? Do the people want it? 

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor in Paradise 2025 Season Finale

Believe it or not, we recorded this a couple of days ago, but Sammi is still in recovery mode, getting back into the swing of things after her surgery, so be PATIENT!

If you are curious about the cozy games Sammi talks about, they are available here:


 * Discounty [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2274620/Discounty/]
 * Tiny Bookshop  [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2133760/Tiny_Bookshop/]

Also here's more info on Sean's dad, you can look it up yourself [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_McLaughlin]. We didn't get too much into the ALLEGED scandals. 

Also, support Parisa in her amateur chef journey [https://www.instagram.com/chefpms/?hl=en]! 

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor in Paradise 2025, Episodes 8-9

We've done lots of yapping, per usual, so let's cut to the chase. If you want to start witih the episode recap itself, go to that 10-minute mark. 

Here are some of the things we talk about this week: 

 * Alexe's statement [https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/1mp6beb/alexe_has_put_out_a_statement_after_mondays/]
 * What rendezvous means [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-M0qp9ollhc] 
 * Clayton's cringe post  [https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/1ms0jm5/this_story_posted_by_clayton_reminded_me_of_clay/#lightbox]
 * The origin of his cringe post [https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/1moy6pc/more_on_the_rachel_clayton_drama/] (we don't really get into, but it obviously came from what Rachel said) 

We also address FAFO parenting, Steve's messed-up face, and more! 

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor in Paradise 2025, Episode 7

What will happen now that the tables have turned and the couples are playing for love or money? We sure hope something juicy, because that's why we're here!   This episode, we cover Jonathon in the perpetual friendzone with everyone, Jeremy getting a bad edit (or maybe just making really bad choices), and Brian just being the worst.   Some random things we bring up in the episode:

 * The leek spinning meme [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8pnY3BKn8]
 * Katie Thurston's clapback  [https://www.soapcentral.com/entertainment/news-thanks-fan-katie-thurston-fires-back-former-bachelorette-contestant-calls-husband-solid-5s-wedding-post]
 * Getting married is like joining a new board [https://www.tiktok.com/@marysasson/video/7501045085400845598]

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor in Paradise 2025, Episodes 5-6

OMG, officially Season 20 of the show! Did you think we'd miss it? We cover the first four episodes of Paradise, so you get a LOT of disjointed content.

Here are the TikToks Sammi talked about in the episode. For the payoff, you'll have to listen all the way to the end!


 * Have You Ever Had a Krispy Kreme?  [https://www.tiktok.com/@akorzen/video/7009659474126376198?lang=en]
 * Krispy Kreme Explainer [https://www.tiktok.com/@akorzen/video/7427517104938634527]

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor in Paradise, Episodes 1-4

So sorry to be so late on this, so we'll make it brief! Paradise is coming and so are more episodes, but Sammi's computer epically failed in this episode, so you're going to hae to wait a little bit, OK? But enjoy this for now! 

Soda Jerks: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Episodes 3-4

We're back before Paradise with some special episodes!! You loved our Season 1 recap of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, so all summer, we're gonna give you a recap, two episodes at a time.

Here are some of the videos and channels Sammi mentioned during the episode, for people who like deep dives into Mormonism and Christian fundamentalism: 

 * Fundie Fridays [https://www.youtube.com/@FundieFridays] - honestly the best channel on YouTube
 * How Mormon Doctrine Created Crumbl Cookie [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2tOMSZWWoU] - Sammi's just started watching more Alyssa Grenfell and the videos are great, all from an ex-Mo perspective 
 * Jordon and McKay [https://www.youtube.com/@JordanandMcKay]- also ex-Mormon with fantastic videos 
 * We also talked about Free Jinger, a forum that covers many figures in Christian fundamentalism 

Rose Plate Special: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 2, Episodes 1-2

Nights like this don't come around too often! We are locked in and ready to talk about the Bachelor finale. How did we feel about Litia's parting words? What's our take on the upcoming Bachelor in Paradise season? Tune in to find out!



Some resources from the video: The Vulture article [https://www.vulture.com/article/the-bachelor-finale-recap-season-29.html], attachment styles video [https://www.tiktok.com/@ecktok_13/video/7485773383909575982], and Grant's guilty counts [https://www.tiktok.com/@eatsleeprealitytv/video/7486386218452782379]. Enjoy! 

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor Grant, Finale

Listen, this episode is more unhinged than normal. Sammi's got a cold and just finished speaking for four hours straight, only to come to this jam-packed episode. We've got The Women Tell All, the Fantasy Suites, and a very delayed JILLY BOX! You won't want to miss Sammi's coughing fit as Steve throws her for an absolute loop when suggesting what nail designs she should get next. 

Rose Plate Special: Bachelor Grant, Weeks 7-8

A healthy helping of the culture you crave - From The Bachelor, to Real Housewives, to horror, we cover the things you like to watch.

Pop Culture Diner