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WTF News: Down the rabbit hole we go
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Pornstar+snake=WTF, how would you like your penis cooked, island torched and so much news to make you go WTF
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Introduction and Network Overview
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Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to what the fuck news. Happy Wednesday. Happy hump day.
Show Lineup and Interactive Community
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We've almost made it to Friday. that's what they tell us. Anyways, we got Connor in the building, share of you hanging out and you guys know me. I click if you're not already good and check out the network. We've got plenty of shows there. Plenty of plenty of options for you to choose from. You're bound to find something you like starting on Mondays with men caring for men. It's men's mental health show. Tuesday nights is
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Jeff's garage. If it fits in a garage and it's got a motor, they're going to talk about it. Wednesday nights is this show right here. What the fuck news where we bring you news. It's probably going to make you go. That's our, that's our goal anyways. Thursday nights is some show. I don't know what the hell they call themselves these days. Stocking shit, talking shit. Um, talking about not staying in the goddamn lane with Mark and Brian talking shit out Thursday nights with Mark and Brian.
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Friday nights is Glick's house of music. Hopefully you got last Friday's. I don't know. I didn't do an episode. Yes, I did do an episode last Friday. Wow. My days are screwed up. Hopefully you got last Friday's episode with Jules in the house. We had a lot of fun. And this Friday coming up, I have another guest in the house of music. It is John Thomas Moore. Young man's going to join me and hang out. We're going to talk about his music career. Saturday nights is nonsense going nonsense. It's the unhinged, unapologetic, comedy based. show with a twist. We call it the open door challenge because it really is an open door challenge. You don't have to be invited. You can just click the link that we put in the chatters box and come on in and hang out with us.
Podcast Teasers and Humor
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If you miss last night, so did everybody else because it was a mad house in there. But nonetheless, we we had a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun last Saturday night and coming soon and unnamed podcast by the one and only
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jarro you Well, that that no, that's not true. gli we It does have a name. It's just click isn't allowing me to talk about it yet. You know you it is your show. You can when we come to you when we come to sports anchor Jeravichi, you can make your big announcement if you would like to OK. Only if only if the champ will allow me, because I know there's some people in the in the in a network that would say they're not allowed to do a lot of stuff. So um'm I'm just I don't want to step any toes. You know, I know. I'll put a call into the champ. Typically the champ isn't here on Wednesday nights. He's going around on Saturdays. I'll try to put a call into it for you between here and now, and I'll let you know what he says. Him and I are pretty tight. We're like this.
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Wait, Jeff's not here? Damn, OK. I have a essay. Send your cafe. Jeff's just back in the illegal Chupacabra fighting ring.
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Uh. Damn it, please. So what she's doing here is she's spitting on that thing, huh? Uh. Those are the shows through the week. You can find all those shows. on the non-sensical network, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. We are live again Monday through Sunday on our Facebook, YouTube, Twitch, and X channel. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, all at the non-sensical network, or simply go to bio dot.link slash non-sensical network. And I have fixed all of the um little clicky thingies when you click on them.
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You're going to go to where they're directed you to. Uh, I did fix those. I don't know what's going on with them. I don't know why they keep changing. Um, yes, no discord isn't there. I don't fucking care about discord. The only reason I use, I joined discord is because of that red headed stepchild beside over there. why If you, if you don't watch our show and you don't click the link, like subscribe, share all the fun stuff, then just go fuck yourself. You can do that too. Yeah. Go fuck yourself. Watch what you say. san diego people Some people listen to our show and don't know how to take jokes. And they take it very personal and then they talk about it on every episode that they do on their shows. I'm just saying. So so make sure i know make sure you preference it. Let it be known that it's just the truth.
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So you can go fuck yourself yes, you have the choice you can if you would like to But you don't have to um a bla
Sports Talk: NBA and UFC Discussion
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got but anyway and I Told you that in private fucker we We do. We do have a full blown network of shows of shows. Um, a lot of different shows, a lot of different styles. Um, and, uh, you know, unfortunately you guys have to see me four out of seven of those shows for the time being. I'm trying to leave. God damn it. But if I leave, then they don't do shows and then there's no shows. I'm mad at their dusty probably. Um, but, uh,
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nonetheless we're having fun doing it we're having fun we're having fun here at what the fuck news uh and we might as well you know you know Jarvis uh oh a show i don't know what that means i'm confused why you think this is a show this is saturday night just not unhinged um We have no Jeff tonight, so there will be no conspiracy theory. Our conspiracy corner. I don't know what we're going to get from from Connor. I got a couple things, but Jeremy, she I'd like to start with you first. Over to sports with your Jeremy. I gotta to find you where you at. There you are over the sports with Jeremy. She what you got in the news man? What's going on in sports these days? Well, thank you Glick. I appreciate that. You know I have some.
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but Well, you know, I think it's funny. and And to Mark or Brian, whoever's in the chat tonight, because you know, both can't be. ah I do have something funny. It's called the Florida Panthers doing the fucking impossible. They did it. And I can only say the impossible, because let's be honest, it's the only Panthers team that's going to really fucking do anything and win a championship. Looking at you, Benji. Love you, bro. ah No, they they pulled it off. Big ups, big ups to the Florida Panthers, NHL, the 2024 Stanley Cup ah champions. And go fuck yourself, Edmonton.
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Agree I agree with you Jeremy Also, I'm your any good was fucking when a guy by the name of fucking Gretzky Who you know didn't do it by himself, but you know, whatever you want spoilers Fuck you Benji. Love you, bro But no, uh, it was a shock um Yeah You know, ah almost as shocking as ah Dallas actually ah winning one game in the series against Boston.
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You know, I'd like to say I was shocked by that, but you know We talked about when the finals first started, when the NBA playoffs first started. And I said that you know as much as I hate to admit it, Boston's the best team in the league. And that championship's coming through Boston. You've got to be ready to play those guys. And as good as Dallas is, unfortunately, it wasn't their year, man. I hate the Boston Celtics. And I hate the fact that now they have 18 NBA championships.
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but
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right yeah It's fucking nuts, but you know I I did kind of break fucking Glick's balls earlier about this and I kind of want to bring this up because you know last Friday He had a guest on the show, and you know I gotta say this, we gotta go to Instagram. It has nothing to do with sports at all, Jeravishie. Oh yes it does, because you know what, Jeravishie's gonna break this down for everyone just so that they know what I'm talking about. Because let's be honest, you know. They only go watch, it's kinda like a show on Thursday, you only watch it for the guests. I mean, can can we be fair?
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Can we be free? I mean, like that's why we that's why we have this because, duh. I mean, let's be honest. Nobody wants to watch us. That's why we have good. So so so let's go to the tape in question. So little do we know. Let's fucking go. That was sick, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
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but So why this is relevant in this and I'm going to put on my coaching hat or my instant replay hat. Glick was asked to do a howl and absolutely fumbled the ball. This is like Magic Johnson in the NBA Finals where fucking, you know, they were all like, oh, hey, we're going to beat Boston for the first fucking time. And, uh, you know, Inlet pass over to fucking Glick by Jules, which beautiful pass, beautiful pass, set him up perfectly. He fumbles the fucking ball. Only to be redeemed by coach Jeravishi, who said hit him with that scream howl and just beats the fuck out of it. I was so proud of him.
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Okay. Well, there was no failing or fumbling or dropping the ball. It's not by fact or not by fault that I almost blew my mic out. I was like, Jesus Christ. Cause it was a good one. And even through a but almost blown out mic, you can still make it out. So yeah, I went on ahead and hit with the stain one just because, you know, but that's all right. I will, I will redeem myself here in the next couple, next few weeks. Don't worry about that. But the reason, and if you guys missed it, and if you did miss it, go run over to the YouTube or or Facebook page and it's still up. We're waiting. It'll be up on Friday on all the podcasting platforms. I did have Jules in the howl on the show Friday night. And she calls her fans howlers and they howl. So she asked me to, she told me I had to give her a howl before we ended the show. And my mic almost blew out because
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I'm a little loud and I was a little bit close to the microphone. so The second one, I was a little bit farther back. So now I know better. So when I do the redemption, how I'll do it from back here. Good Lord. Uh, but you know that that's the thing when you're a coach in this league, You know, you got to like Jules is a Tom Brady, let's be honest. And Glick was whatever fucking, you know, wide receiver that fucks up and you call the same play because you want him to redeem himself. And that that was me calling the audible. It's like, hey, Jules, throw that same pass, you know, Glick will catch it or he's fucking fired. You know, it is what it is.
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I know, right? and apple is Well, Alyssa, here's the thing. He thought his microphone was Nicky. From now on, I'm just going to talk like this and always you be able to hear me. And when I do my next house, it's going to go. oh And then when my microphone, calm down, Warren's Yvonne. It's not, it's not the show. It's not night show, but, uh, also, um, even though it's not sports, uh, it is in the news. Uh, Mount St. Helens is, uh, they're seeing some activity in Mount St. Helens right now. Big ass volcano. Yeah.
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They are. Scientists are saying that they don't expect it to erupt, but ah it's it's been getting kind of well, get to that amount of earthquakes to. She had a little frisky issue. Oh, definitely. it Is that the volcano that if it ever does erupt, it's going to like take out half of the globe or some shit like that? Well. Yeah. And imagine if ah the the volcano, the super volcano under a Yellowstone erupts at the same time. Armageddon, my friend. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, you listen to certain politicians or, you know, certain other podcasts and they, they, they cry about Russia being on our doorstep. And yet we're like the fuckers with the shotguns going like, yeah, keep on knocking. You ain't getting it.
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Well, back here kind of around here, Russia. And because, you know, the champ allows me to do this. Well, actually, actually, I did hear back from the champ and the champ said, uh, uh, you're not allowed to tonight because you, you, you tried to embarrass his good friend click. Okay. I am sorry, but just know in the very near future, I would probably say by.
Podcast Branding and Sports Show Teasers
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but Before the end of this month, you can you you might see a certain... I'm the boss of the network. You can't embarrass your boss. I mean, if we you look at the Snapchat, I mean, you know, the boss is getting embarrassed, just saying. But, ah you know, ah oh with July... The chair says your show's canceled on Sunday.
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five with We don't even know the name in here already can't stop just kidding. No, go ahead man in all honesty. I know me and Glick have been working on this diligently and we can say by. I would say the first two weeks in July. Maybe ah you may see a possible trailer hyping up a new show for Sunday. Do we know what it's going to be called yet? Yes, we do. What's it going to be called?
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You really want me to do it? I mean, that's up to you. You can say click. I don't know. I think the champ needs to say this because, you know, the champ kind of, you know, he's the champ for a reason. Well, it's ah you know, it's it's not my it's it's I'm sorry, I'm not the champ. It's not the champ show. It's it's the Jerry Vichy show. Fuck you. That's the name of the show, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. The Jerry Vichy show. Sports balls with Jerry Vichy. Jerry Vichy is going to get all the balls in his face. Well, I mean, you know, it's better than talking sports. I mean, you know, we we almost settled on that, you know, like it's funny how sometimes like the most generic
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Uh, and I'm not taking shots at anybody, but it's funny almost sometimes with some shows how sometimes the most generic of name really kind of takes off. Well, I mean that, and you know, some certain guests, you know, raise your profile a little bit more than what, you know, certain people, there's I don't know if they're still doing it or not. Um, there's a, there was a podcast that I would tune into every once in a great while, uh, a few years back and, uh, It was, uh, it was like, what was it? Sports chatter, something like that. It was something very generic, very simple, but I mean, it worked for those guys can literally all Aaron on very bland, very monotone ish, uh, just sports chat. And, uh, but I would usually tune in for the football conversations cause, uh,
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they They both knew football pretty well and especially college football. And then somehow they would get some pretty cool guests on there in the college football world. So, but yeah, like I said, if you want to hold off on the name, hold off on the name, that is totally up to you. That is, uh, that is, that is all you. hi um I wish it would start this Sunday, but we don't even have a logo. We have a name. We have an identity, but you know what? Like the Briatt, the Briatt, like the Wyatt Six, you're just going to have to wait a little bit. Oh, he's going to make you wait ladies and gentlemen. see it's You're edging me, Steven. We call that in the biz, a teaser.
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Tune in next week. No, that's what Mark wanted to rebrand the show to is gender neutral, but we we talked him out of it because we're like, no one's going to want to watch your show then. A lot of people would watch that. There were a lot of people on the. ah You know.
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ah ah On that side of the field that would love that show. but so On the Boston side of the field. I mean. I wasn't saying anything, but.
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ah Hey Connor, what are you doing buddy? Are you you you participating tonight? i'm i'm a I'm a key but I'm also speaking with my wife about some stuff she needed to talk about. Just throw the empty Jack Daniels bottle on her at her head like you normally do and tell her to go away. Well, see I think she needs a full bottle of Jack Daniels right now. so i Don't even have a show. How can I be canceled like I mean, I'm not talking about for the weight. I'm talking about she needs to drink it I'm not gonna throw a full bottle of jacket my wife. That's fucked up. What a waste of liquor okay i wonder your wife congratulations how She hit me talking about her away it's on camera. Oh shit. I've got my camera off.
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I feel like I feel like it's us three at like a restaurant and Connor is like spilt a little bit of Jack Daniels and it's just like spilling the fucking Jack Daniels is bad luck. Quick, take a little bit and throw it over your shoulder. No, see, I would just slurp it up.
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Connor. Yeah, you would. Yeah, I i look like you would I've looked like straight in the eyes while I did it too. That's a good girl.
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Now open your mouth. Open your mouth. ah While we're while we're kind of sort of talking about sports. you know the cat are back Yeah, we are going to do Jarvis is going to be doing a sports show coming up here the next couple weeks. Well, we're going to hold off on the name and it sounds like we're going to hold off on the name for just a little bit longer. um Maybe I'll start working on a couple logo ideas and sending them to Jarvis's way this week. Might have time this weekend. Oh, it's going to be like mad scientist. Like we literally have people doing the branding as we speak. Like he, Glick, Jeff, but fucking Connor. We went down there to see how much they were doing work. And like, you could hear like jackhammers down there. You could hear fucking welders going like, shh.
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wait, why did I make that sound like a ****? Jarvis, you do realize if you put a lab coat on, you're going to look like Beaker from.
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We've been in the lab working real hard coming up with the new Jarvis show. meet me me meet me you Thanks service. Appreciate that dude. Just going to hop out of the quarter. Phenomenal if I can't get no if I can't get Benji to be the co host for this new show, so and I need to get beaker. So just in the ratings would go through the roof as Donald Trump wants or let's be honest. We got a new Trump here. Connor Trump. How would the ratings do if we got beaker to be on the Sunday sports show? How would they go? What would you think?
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Well, i think you're everybody everybody loves Beaker. Everyone loves him. Everyone loves a ah good Beaker with a meat. And it looks like it looks like Chris, he may have he may have frozen for a second, but that's OK. Beaker would get all the views. ah I don't say that. I've heard this from other people. That's not just me. That's not just me. Beaker would get lots of views. Would just tell what you say Beaker is great?
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but the
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And now we're going to look and stare at the other Nikki and be like, God, how did Connor get his wife to his wife? I'm telling you, it's that dick game. That's exactly what I got.
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Who like to toot my own horn? I don't, but my cock's pretty big. Okay. Frank, the neighbors. did Unlike my hands, which are tiny and orange. My cock is enormous. but That ain't the only thing that's orange on fucking counter Trump.
00:25:53
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Why would you spray tan your dick? Why not? There's probably some weird fucking fetish out there. canra and dicks um and It surprise me. you
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get pretty goddamn sideways
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sort of talking about sports here ah guys You guys heard the news about UFC 303 that made the huge main event that they were supposed to have. McGregor ain't going to be a part of it. Oh, junkie McJunker pants. McGregor's not going to be a part of it.
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You're a fetish. He went into too many. yeah He went too many. And he went into too many road houses, saying Areva Dierci and where the fuck is everybody. i'm by I'm kind of curious to know how that all affect ticket sales. and pay-per-view sales with, with, because they hyped up that UFC. I mean, yeah, it was the morning show. I listened to the host was going to go to Vegas and get tickets. Now he's like, Oh, I guess I'm not going to Vegas. I'm not going to go out there and not go to UFC. That was the whole reason he was going to go. He was going to go out and spend a few days and then go to go to UFC. Well, I'm curious to see how much of a hit the UFC is still huge. No matter what.
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But when you're hyping up the return of oh one of their biggest names, I have to agree with Benji on that. I think so, too. I think I think I don't know all this was in my opinion. I mean, I wanted to watch the fight honestly, because I thought he's going to get his dick knocked in the dirt. I would have been surprised if he would have won. Well, I i think also when he got when his leg Got when he had that leg injury, I think that pretty much spelt all you need to know about Connor McGregor. I I think what he's trying to do and I think it would be a smart move. Go to w WWE.
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You know, I I I know like just from Glick's look at me right now, like why would you want to go to WWE? w Why not? He could be a polarizing figure, yeah but look at this. here look Look at the success rate that the WWE has had with former UFC fighters. yeah gun spins There's only been one successful name that hasn't been an absolute fucking nightmare. And while he was kind of a nightmare too, it's just, he was so big and that was Brock Lesnar. Yeah, but I mean,
00:28:39
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You have a age was Rousey, that that whole Ronda Rousey. And I hate to say it because I love Ronda Rousey and that could have been done better. But that whole Ronda Rousey experiment was just a complete fucking utter waste of time and energy. Like we're going to bring her in brand new. We're going to put her in a championship spotlight. We're going to give her a title and then she's going to disappear for the next year and a half with the title. Well, again, Vince McMahon. Yeah. But I think Triple H can get a lot out of Connor. McGregor. They were going to try to bring in Cain Velasquez. He couldn't even make it to his first fucking match. Yeah. Calling fights, yeah. I think Connor would be good on the mic as the commentator. I think that Connor McGregor would be good. Paul on the fight. What a fucking punch that was. Arrivederci. Just goes into a bunch of fucking Italian things.
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Um, yeah, I think, I think he would be really cool. I think it'd be, he would add something to the commentary commentating team. Yeah. i I just, I think he's done. I really do. I think at this point, like Benji said, you know, I think you're done, Steven.
00:29:59
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I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. we What are you going to say about that, fucker? I mean, at least I tried to show up for a Monday night show. and just You Yeah. Fucking Connor drops the ball in my lap and expects me in like two hours to find a coast. Love you, Connor. I'll be honest.
Sports Commentary and Controversies
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I was delusional on Monday.
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Just on Monday?
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Yeah, yeah, just on Monday. hu Yeah, um well, and and that's the thing, you know, in WWE, w e I think Conor McGregor would, I mean, look at what they did with Pat McAfee. Granted, Pat McAfee wasn't there last Monday because he had a family. Pat McAfee's a douche. Why is Pat McAfee a douche? He acts like a douche, walks like a douche, talks like a douche.
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he just does he's he's one of the fucking the frat bros he's he's a he's a frat bro that's that's that's his that's his fucking those are his people well yeah but i mean he's making good money off being that he's a character yeah oh yeah yeah don't don't get me wrong the dude's got him dude makes money and he's good at what he does doesn't make him less of a douche and when am now being in captiv view record mac of yeah i Love McAfee. I love him. I love him on game day. I thought he was
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the oh My **** god. boy The breath of fresh air that college game day needed was drums drums. I **** love ah you shows up in a tank top and his big **** belt buckle and he's gotten you're getting to see new personalities. I was drunk. Okay, calm down. I didn't know he had a penis. No, who are who you talking about?
00:32:07
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ah Pat McPhee. Pat McPhee. I love him on game day. I think he's a great commentator in wrestling. And and I love his show. I think his show is awesome. I like the guy's energy, man. you know Well, I mean, you you have Michael Cole. He's changing the game at ESPN as well, because ESPN got so dry and stuffy. Well, and who came in like he came in and kicked the fucking doors off the hinges and you're at you're bringing in a new era of of
00:32:45
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of anchors and commentators and stuff to yeah ESPN. And it needs to be done. A lot of those cats have been around since I was a kid and they're boring and nobody wants to watch them. And Stephen, h smith i I couldn't agree more. Uh, a, I don't want sports, but, but when it comes down to commentators, good God, just, I'd rather watch golf. I'll fall asleep 30 seconds sooner. Yeah, facts. Yep. I mean, I'm not being an asshole, I'm just saying. I fall asleep 30 seconds sooner if I watch golf, but I actually like watching golf. Dude, I love watching me some golf. I don't know why. I think it comes down to I know what's going on. It's entertaining to know how we'll fucking do it. I am yet to daily play.
00:33:36
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I've never seen a daily play. Well, like, it's one of those things as I'm flicking through channels. of Yeah. You know, I don't search it out, you know, but if I go into a bar and it's playing, I'm like, huh, that also for football. Yeah, fuck it. We're watching golf. You know, not nice background there, Jeff. That's my voice. The Jervis, she abides. I like that. Oh,
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You know, even though Tyson had a health issues, you guys seen that we're still getting a fight with ah Jake Paul, right? I actually have a sports question for you, gentlemen. Let me look it up because I saw something the other day and I i figured I'd of Squander all the training and I basically will lose the money that he spent training But he's got a legit the contender that he's are a legit fighter that he's gonna fight. He's fighting on platinum Mike Perry. He's He's an artist and In the In the period of the fighting championship Dude's an absolute monster. So
00:35:06
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oh yeah but so So we're still getting the fight. i am home We're still getting the Jake Paul fight in July, but it's with Mike Perry from the CKFC, the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship. So it's gonna be a it's going to be an eight round. What is it? but I was just looking at it and I already lost it. hey jake paul by ryan eight round it'll be eight rounds so that's really all they've
00:35:37
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release so far hey Hey Jake Paul, be a real man and let the guy that you're facing actually box you with bare knuckles. Just saying. Agree. Hey Jake Paul, I heard you were a bitch. What's your sports question there, Jeffery? I'm trying to find it. I saw somebody going through a crowd like he was in trouble or something. As I was playing on the internet, I'm trying to find the video. and so I can't remember the dude's name. I can't remember the cat's name. When the ball crosses the white line in front of the net, that's that's called a goal. Don't even get me started on soccer. Or as they would say where you're from, football.
00:36:20
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that bear level fighting. Yeah, that is not a joke. That was some bad boys that get in that ring. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't playing with them boys. I mean, so what boys are you playing with Jeff? I play with you, daddy. OK, I can't remember the guy's name. He's obviously some NFL star. I literally saw it kept popping up on my feet and it was like I think he was in trouble. And if I find it, I'll ask it. No, it's it's something with an L. I'm pretty sure he's a football player. Like, when I read his name, I was like, oh, yeah, that dude's football. But it could be old because, you know, I don't walk into a crowd because football players. Well, no no, no, no, no, no. I mean, like, like he's being escorted by the Popo. Kind of like I would. Lamar. That's the guy. Jackson Jackson. Maybe. I think so.
00:37:21
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Is that a football player? I just kind of made up a yes he is a quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. Is he in trouble or something? I didn't. I don't know. I haven't heard about things. It might have been just him mugging for the crowd. I don't know. Jera Vichy missed something that Jeff caught about sports. What the fuck? Don't yeah go get it twisted. it It popped up on my porn feed. Calm down.
00:37:48
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It showed up on, you know, the trans people. Reddit is one of those weird things, you know, when you start watching a video, you swipe to the left and the next video pops up. Then if they they run out of videos on that page, you get some other bullshit. And it did it like three times to me. And I was like, this i'm I'm trying to do stuff here, boys. I don't care about this cat. Speaking of porn, Jeff, Stephen's going to be. Steven's going to be doing a review channel on porn videos come Sunday. You know what? I'm not mad at that. about b That would be, we'll call it, Jera Vries, he's porn and ice cream.
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number I don't know why ice cream, but I there used to be a there was like a I saw this thing and it was like an ice cream was dirty. Oh, no, I saw this thing. It was like, I want to say in the late 90s, there was a like a porn channel. It's got chicken and porn where people would gather and eat chicken and watch porn. And I'm like, where do I get invited to that part? You can eat a cock while you watch someone eat a cock. That's what I thought. I was like, you know, it's not gay if you're eating chicken. I'm just saying. They got a wing on one hand and a penis on the other. It's not good. But but it was like I think it I think it was like early on stages of like a YouTube channel where where guys were interviewing porn stars or something like that. Yeah. But I was like, you know, I'm kind of not mad at it.
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time Yes, the and NBA draft is tonight. I think the biggest news coming out of the NBA draft is- Yeah, start start changing the changing the subject. Just Bronnie. Bronnie James. Who? Is that his actual name? LeBron James' is son, yeah, Bronnie. Don't ask questions, Jeff. You're going to make them talk about it longer. Don't ask questions. I don't need to know the answers to.
00:39:55
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't porn talk. I was just saying. I this is where I found it. So I'm I'm literally scrolling through Reddit right now. We were we were um we were only talking about porn because Jerrif Ishii left. OK, he is the porn star. minutes He couldn't. It's a could have been. It's a dream that never an alternate universe as it were. yeah yeah their life So you guys are so eager to talk.
00:40:26
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always up you What else did you have on his on his plate? ah Did you guys see the ratings that the latest Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese feud has brought the NBA? Oh, that's that' that's that chick. That's like, she's the highest paid and somebody else, right? You guys were talking about last week. Yeah, she is. Yeah. Far and away. 400 for a live show. They've got 403. Hey, that means that means that they must have counted that when I was watching the 30. Progress is progress beach guy i be a hundred dollars with you.
00:41:14
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I never have. No, no, no, no um I'm just more. will I ever pay attention to the WNBA. So I have not seen the ratings. I'm sure, you know, like I said, like we were talking last week, you know, the only reason I talked about it last week is because it's fucking ridiculous. What's going on with Caitlin Clark and the WNBA is not doing anything about it. But as we said last seat or last week, she's putting asses in seat, which nobody has ever been able to do for the WNBA. And yeah, I was going to say that's saying a lot. I like that. Well, it drew or it averaged 2.3 million viewers on yeah ESPN, making it the most watched WNBA game since 2001. Good Lord. I was back when Glick and I were married.
00:42:03
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And what, and what did the game in 2001 draw? I'd be curious to know what that number was and who was it between. Yeah. Well, and not only that, like it's like, it's like one viewer.
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Wesley and Swope or Swoop or Carol, what was her name? Swoop. Couldn't tell me.
00:42:26
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Yeah, man, I just not not really binge. I know I've never watched the game and I'm never going to watch the game. I ain't never really ever watched women's but college basketball, except for in March. I might watch a couple games here and there because I'm wearing a background noise because I'm doing other stuff, right? I agree. Well, I think. If the WNBA was smart, they could literally turn this into the female equivalent of bird versus magic. They literally could. Granted, they're not on the same level as Bird. No, but I get where you're going with it. They start that rivalry and people start talking about it. Because their rivalry in college was huge. It's basically Angel Reese being a racist scumbag is what it is. It's no secret, Alyssa. We talk about it all the time. Get with the program. Pay attention. What, that we were married?
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Yeah. Hey, Benji, after the show, I i have a job opportunity for you. Got to talk about it. I don't like women's basketball, but I watch women's softball. and I enjoy watching women's softball. I do like watching volleyball, and not not for the reason why you both think. Yeah, you do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you do, Jeff. In all seriousness. Yeah, you do, buddy. Calm down. Okay, okay, okay, Jeff. Okay, Jeff. Here you go. I got a question for you. Give me three volleyball terms. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:43:56
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you like explain like let me my explain exactly let me explain i don't know the terms i don't really care no, no, no, however back when I was a kid, we used to play volleyball at family reunion and stuff like that. And we would, you know, we're, we're the idiots that would dive into cinder blocks to get the ball and shit. So and it's not like I'm tuning in or setting my calendar to it. But I find it more exciting than any other sport. Does that make sense? Like yeah yeah football, football, i football, I'll watch the Super Bowl.
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But I'm like hacking careless. Give me something where somebody's almost guaranteed to get into face with ball. I mean, women's.
00:44:42
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Women's hockey can be worse than women's school. No, I'm not. I just think women's basketball is fucking. Well, so god damn boring. What's up? What's up? You know, it's fun to watch, but I'm not tuning into every game. I love my Cavaliers, but yeah, it's it's not your forte. Watch is it for the LeBron flop? Let's be honest. I can't hear less about LeBron. Yeah, i mean LeBron is less about the NBA. yeah LeBron's gonna do what LeBron's gonna do.
00:45:19
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You know, I wasn't mad when he went to Miami. I wasn't mad when he went to the Lakers. just I actually have a question, a sports question for you guys. Do you think that the NBA in general, like, hit its peak after Jordan left? No, I mean, around that area, the 90s, you know, shit like that? The NBA has had exciting seasons and stuff like that, and they've got a ton of exciting players. But you also got a lot like LeBron James, who think they should be paid a bazillion dollars and be put on a team full of other guys who should be paid a bazillion dollars so that they can just completely demolish the entire and NBA and build a, you know, just build a superstar, like an all-stars team. And it's like, that's what I like about Dallas. You got, you got Kyrie out there and you got Luca out there and
00:46:11
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You know, no, and I get, I get what you're saying. It's an all worldwide sport, but as a spectator and and this is from a novice, but you novice I find like I found Shaq exciting. I found Jordan exciting. Nowadays players, I'm like, you guys get paid way too much for a ball for a hoop. I think the and NBA personally, for me, that's what I was, but I think as, as a whole, Yeah, like Benji said, it's a worldwide sport. It's still huge. I mean, people are, I mean, they're filling arenas. It doesn't matter if you're the worst team in the league or the best team in the league, or if you've got all the superstars on one team or a bunch of young kids on one team, they're still filling arenas every night and they're still getting massive ratings on television. You know, I honestly don't know. That's why I asked. So I'm learning.
00:47:04
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I think that it's bigger now than even when magic and bird were playing because you have to realize you have social media now. Okay. i Those guys having social media back then imagine Celtics rivalry pretty much with social media back then that rivalry would have went through the scene. No, but yeah, I would say boxing. I would say boxing has probably lost its touch. It has. Oh, well, yeah, because it's become it's become it's a cast. Well, it's that's a secondary sport. You know what I mean? It's like yeah ah nobody's ah nobody's fighting that I care about in an MMA and nothing's on wrestling. Nothing's on football. Nothing. else but I'll fuck it. I'll watch.
00:47:56
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the yeah The UFC is is significantly more entertaining to watch than boxing. You can watch seven fights in a night. Well, yeah. That's impressive. And that's even before the the big main event. Main event, yeah. Which is like $70 fucking dollars, man, just to get the pay-per-view. boxing, you're either pan to watch 15 rounds of people jumping around and dodge and dodging punches or went one to five rounds of, you know, like a whole 20 minutes, i'd rather watch Steven's porn rail. Exactly.
00:48:37
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It's boxing back. Tyson was in his element. Pace, $20 to watch it. What would you say the peak of boxing was? Would you call it rumble in the jungle or after that? Tyson. I would say probably Tyson. OK. Mayweather was a star. It's just at that same time, I hate to break you. I think Mayweather just picked his fights correctly. Pacquiao was probably his best.
00:49:10
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I honestly just think Mayweather picked his fights correctly, you know what I mean? Yeah, um and the only reason he kept his undefeated record so much now is because most of the people he's went against, Conor McGregor, he made him fight boxing style. You make Conor McGregor fight UFC style, I'm sorry to say it, but Conor McGregor is going to kill you. it sorry um marie fiction I think think boxing kind of shot itself in the face. we There was a lot of... there was a lot of um I blame Don King. There was a lot of underhanded shady shit. and And I'll say in America, because there's other countries where boxing is still huge, but I'll say in America, there was a lot of underhanded shady shit going on that really kind of tarnished the reputation of boxing. Right, like throwing fights and stuff, correct?
00:50:03
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Well, they're like, for instance, if you look, at if you watch the movie Hot Shots. We're saying allegedly, you can't base real life off of a movie. jeff No, no, no, no, wait. But the the commentary that they say is that they're at a boxing match and they're like, this fight should be good. Both are both guys are represented by Don King. They both take a swing and they both drop that kind of sums it up right there. Don King was the absolute worst. And, and and and ah you know, he he was not necessarily causing fighters to throw fights. You know, I won't say that, but I mean, he I mean, he was straight up. He was robbing from the fighters. Well, not only that, I'm sure I'm pretty sure. he just I mean, I mean, yeah you can't prove it, but I hate to say it, but Muhammad Ali's last fight should have never fucking happened.
00:50:54
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Because i when he is literally standing in the corner and pretty much he can't lift his arms. He can't punch the fucking he's already starting the what he was having with Parkinson's was already started. is akin say isn and parkinson's And it's just like you watch that. I think it was Larry Holmes was his last boxing match. And it's just it's sad to watch. And even the now like. Howard Cosell was even saying during the broadcast, call the fight. You're literally taking Muhammad Ali, who isn't Muhammad Ali right now, and you're just allowing him to be
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00:51:34
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massacred. And even the fighter who he was fighting, which was one of his best friends, was just like, he you could see him like trying to talk to Ali, like saying, come on, man. Like, let's stop. You all right?
00:51:46
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like hey give me a quick shot i'll go down and then you know you look good like he was trying to protect but go out on top yeah and i do i do agree with brian ah don king was the jimmy harter boxing like i don't he was a manager in wrestling yeah the mouth of the south is what do he called himself and he had a fucking megaphone and he would he would always say come on referee and the megaphone to make himself sound louder and he blared the fuck out of his megaphone i'll i'll show you highlights of him after the show jeff no it's okay i mean i love you buddy but i i'm not watching any wrestling my i was at i was that you wouldn't even have to i could just show you highlights of him
00:52:34
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Benji and I are getting ready to go live, and my wife's stepdad is watching wrestling, and I'm like, ah do it what are you What are you doing? Because he's in and out of the room. He's not even watching me. He's just got it on. And I'm like, oh, turn it the fuck off. by zero one i mean oh I actually have a sports-related thing, if you'll permit me, ah because the Olympics are coming up. as we all know. And this is also kind of those weird news stories that I find. Um, so people are threatening to, okay. So the, the Olympics are going to be in Paris and the main river that goes through Paris is called the same.
00:53:21
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and not joke <unk> yeah They, um, They want to do the open water swim events in the same. Well, the problem is the same hasn't been cleaned since God was a boy. So the, the French government wants to spend $5 billion dollars to clean the same and $5 billion to spend on it and let them spend on it. Well, ah once again, it's tax money, yeah but they don't even have an Olympic pool in the stadium. They're like, we'll just do everything in the same.
00:53:56
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So the French people are threatening on a certain day because the the mayor of France and the and the president or whatever he is of France said we'll prove that it's clean by swimming in the Seine ourselves. So a bunch of smart people worked out that everybody shit in a certain part of the river. It will all show up at the same time while these two assholes go swimming in it. And then a bunch of people in like three o'clock, four o'clock in the morning set up porcelain toilets all over the same where people could go take shits. And it was actually supposed to happen. um What was it? Monday.
00:54:42
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And then nobody did it. But the reason nobody did it is because the the governor and the president were like, well, we're moving it back a month. We're going to swim in a month. So everybody's like, hold it, hold it in boys. Just hold it in. We'll just do it then. through the london river yeah lot about They hit them with the, they hit them with the UNO reverse card. Yeah, pretty much. We're going to do it next month. And then they're like, Oh, shit they're going to do it next month. And then they did it. They did they still did it on the day they were playing it on it because everybody fell for the, you know, reverse the Okey doke, if you will. I just find it funny that that's your form of protest shit in a river that was just cleaned. So that they're going to have to spend money to clean it again. when your're processing I mean, that is i not I'm not mad. I'm not mad at see roads and you're in France. Did you go shit in the river?
00:55:36
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She's like, no, I'm like, but but you could have shit the river. It's just like, I'm not going to shit the river. Like, if if your roads are shitty in your neighborhood, then just go outside and shit on the roads. They'll have to come clean it up and see how terrible the roads are. That's not bad. Well, there's a guy. There's a story a couple of years ago, guy. He had a bunch of potholes on his roads and the city was doing nothing about it. And the way he got the city to fix it, He did nothing. He didn't report anything. You know, he reported a bunch of times and they're like, yeah, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. So what he did is he went to Home Depot and he bought a can of white spray paint and he spray painted giant dicks on top of this around the potholes. And then the city was like, well, we can't have all these dicks on the road. We'll just repave the road. And he's like, problem solved. My work here is done. Not all nine shapes.
00:56:31
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Nice. You know what? That's that's the way to protest. You don't have to be an asshole and blow yourself to the road or fucking these assholes that last week spray painted Stonehenge to stop oil. What the fuck Stonehenge has to do with this? I saw that. That's fucking ridiculous. I would have shot them right then and there. Stonehenge is the middle of fucking nowhere. Allegedly. Jeff would have shot them allegedly. Yeah, we'll put it that way. Break somebody's arm.
00:57:00
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umley he was trying to help oh no no there's there's video proof there's video proof but oh we have just there really there's been you camera ah again if you got they won't like again they won't let me have a copy
00:57:16
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Just because the guy was saying hey my arm my arm hurts the circulation isn't working You don't have to literally fucking break it just saying Ask them how much they need for the bribe. Ask them how much money they need for the bribe. I know. it So that you can get that because I will send it to you in the mail. I would laugh my ass off if fucking Jeff was watching fucking stepbrothers in the scene where they're watching the Steven Seagal movie and Jeff's like, I wonder if I could do that. Oh, I knew I knew it. Well, we're going to take a real quick break. We come back for break. We're going to jump into current events with Sleepy Connor and Jeff's conspiracy theory. I actually don't have a whole lot of conspiracy theory. I got two little, cute little funny stories. It's OK, Jeff.
00:58:07
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I've got news on. I've got Sleepy Connor news. Sleeping on our news. So back here for a few minutes. I do want to take a real quick break. We're going to play a little something by our good friends over at the Southern Outlaws man. They'll be doing a live show Labor Day weekend at the end of August. Two two nights with our boy. Up here in Ohio, Newton Falls, Ohio. So if you're in the area, if you if you're in the listening audience and you're in the area.
00:58:39
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You got two shows to choose from or you can be like me and go to both of them because I'm planning on going to both shows. I might see if they need an MC for the night. You guys need anybody to do stage announcements or bring up on stage or anything like that? You want a bullet job? Anybody? No? No? Okay. yeah yeah I'm going to take Connor with me. I'm like, look, he don't even have to get on his knees. He ain't got no legs. We'll just push him out of his chair. I have legs, damn it.
00:59:08
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If you say so, Jeff, you're muted, by the way. But we'll be back here in just a few minutes. um Like I said, we got conspiracy theory with Jeff, maybe, and Sleepy Connor tournament. who Who has legs? Who doesn't have legs? um get
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01:04:14
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Diane, I literally had to explain to somebody today that you actually were not in a wheelchair. And I also have legs. Stop lifting your own white legs up, all right? Nobody's falling. Our official. What's going on now? I've got magic legs, the ones I use. I have legs. People who say otherwise fake news. Don't want to hear it, none of it, none at all. like dan What? They're titanium. Jesus Christ.
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You good, buddy? I broke him. yeah It's that old dial up. We need that sound for Connor. Yeah, I know. I didn't I didn't work on that. you know You want to give people nightmares like they will literally be over in the corner fucking doing Instagrams like just got done watching what the fuck news hit the fucking dial up Internet. You see him over in the corner, fucking doing it. but that
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Are you good, buddy? Did you reset? I don't know what stuff. sleeping not we know what you got for us in current events are sleep weekcon well so I know everybody loves Vegas. Everybody thinks Vegas is beautiful, wonderful, greatest place on earth, great place to go, all the things. way But if you go just outside of Vegas, ah there are mountains, Las Montagnas, as they would say in Hefei's language. of And in those Montagnas,
01:05:54
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In Las Montaños, there just so happens to be a six foot four tall chorism, model it as they are calling it. I saw this. Yeah, that was it's just sitting on top of one of the mountains. Well, this is the same. Is it the same one that was in the desert? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's taking claim on whose it is or who built it. Yeah. and Like,
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It's showing up in ah only two two different places now, right? ah Two or three, yeah. Honestly, I feel like this this almost belongs more or so in in Jeff's corner of conspiracies. But the thing is, no nobody's nobody's taking credit for it. Nobody's been like, yeah, we're putting shit out in the desert. But this thing, is it's like it's a prism, and it's like mirrored. Yeah. it's it's it's Actually, hold on one second. off I was about to say, like yeah. i Oh, I've got a video. I don't know if if I really really want a video, but it's this giant fucking mirror. It looks it looks it literally looks like a giant stick, ah like a giant just slab of metal. It looks like somebody made a tribute to the North Tower. Oh, that's what it looks like. so
01:07:18
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What? I mean, it does. It does. But still, too soon. You can add about that all you want, but that's what that looks like. Anyway. It does. It literally just looks like a giant piece of metal. ah Here it is. Yeah. And people are freaking out because it showed showed up in the desert twice now in two different places, blah, blah, blah. And it's just this big old mirror. Yeah, it literally looks like it it looks like solid piece of steel that's three sided and it's been polished to. I mean, it's it's near near. Yeah, she's 100 percent picture here. I was about to say, if Jeff ever pulls it up, I'll i'll look a little bit like less like a jackass. and So it's a little um right it's the giant fucking mirror. Well, actually, here I have a picture.
01:08:12
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I just have to add it. i am italy There you go. There it is. What's it? What's its purpose? Is there a purpose for it or? Well, that's the thing. so taking on credit Last year. Last year it showed up in the middle of fucking Mojave by some rocks. And and then all of a sudden it was fucking gone. and then now all of a sudden and it was like there for like a month like people were going out trying to knock it over trying to move it and it wouldn't move like people couldn't knock it down and then all of a sudden it was gone and and somebody claimed that they took it but now it shows up in them just outside fucking vegas right so it's it's it's it's a mystery
01:09:03
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But it's kind of a cool mystery. And I'm sorry, whoever did try to take it, didn't do it right. Because I give me a log chain, a couple of trucks, we'll get that fucker out of there. Am I wrong? i' Yes. I'm just saying. Let's be honest. If somebody is just throwing shit out in the desert, just like crop circles and all this stuff, like I get it. We all get high sometimes and think that the world is ending. But that's not what this is. Agreed. It's literally just one of those things. Yes, Glazen. It is modern art. That's exactly what it is. And I think that's what it is. It's so many trolls.
01:09:41
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Well, that theory has come across. They're putting spears into the ground at designated locations worldwide to create a dome to trap us for when they invade. Oh, wait, that's Jeff's. That's Jeff's. Sorry, I'm leaking into that. So it is today's news, but at the same time, it is also Jeff's corner of conspiracies. Well, no, but it's also news because because people like the last person that went out to see the one in the Mojave, went out there and he was like, now there nothing whole thing and he's like oh it's not here. You know, okay. I might be stupid for saying this and this might be really dumb, you are but I'm going to go ahead and let my inner thoughts be the outer thoughts. But if you put a giant mirror
01:10:33
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out in the desert on mountains and the sun is reflecting off of it and shooting sun beams down like on the trees. They're trying to burn down Vegas. We get because we also magnifying glasses. Yes. and but should what up you i hate to do that book I don't I don't mean to be the science guy here, but mirrors do that. A magnifying gas, 100%. A mirror, not so much. It it's still real um it is. I might sound like a dummy and I'm going to let my inner thoughts out to be outer thoughts, but it's just a thought. It was a question that I had bouncing around. So if you take your bathroom mirror outside, are you afraid you're going to burn down your house?
01:11:13
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Oh, why would I take my bathroom? No, why would I? That's what you just said. You said this thing's a mirror. It's reflecting. The sun hits it. I was asking a question. I didn't know if it was a fire. I'm just asking the question. No, it's got to be convex. I'm just a guy out here asking the questions that other people are too afraid to ask, all right? There's no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them. Yes. I took the words right of my mouth. But yeah, it is. It's kind of one of those weird things. um Nobody asks you words are hard blazing.
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Well, that's the thing. They're like saying they're saying this thing disappeared the last time. hu And and now it's back. And everybody's big question is, where's it going to show up next? zoooodoooooodoooooodooodoooodoo
01:12:08
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Welcome to the Twilight Zone. And I'm telling you, if if I was near Vegas with a tow truck, it'd be showing up in my driveway because it can't be that crazy. Like, you know, ah you know what it is is some guy just got his welding degree, you know, and he's really fucking good. And he knows how to polish aluminum like you fucking read about. And like and his buddies are drunk and they do a podcast theyre like this sounds like a fucking genius plan. it does sound like It does sound like something we would convince you to do, Jeff. Oh yeah, like I have a welder, let's fucking build this. I gotta polish it. I mean, how much is polishing combat? Like 12 bucks? Let's go do this. Yeah, but anyway, if in other news.
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Uh, I, I've, I've come to notice their Glick and, and Steven and Brian and Mark, that you guys seem to enjoy Los video huegos, as they would say in Jeff's country, which means, must be like which means ah video games. So one thing that I've, I've, I've noticed on the news that that popped up, I had a question for you guys about. Sure. Uh-oh. Have you ever, I don't know, gotten a little upset with other players while you've been playing the Call of the Duty? No, never. Why would I get upset? I don't take it seriously. Right, Glick? Listen here, Mr. Rage Quick King. I swear to God. I swear to God. I can imagine you going on to your Call of Duty and just be like, ring a ding ding. Here comes the king. Let's do this.
01:13:54
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like two other people or No, i shouldn't say this unlike three other people of this i ringlinging ling he becomes the king you know i get the phone finally like but i mean i don't i i and I'm making that um'm making that my voicemail answering machine for now on. Ring a ding ding. You've got the king. Leave a message after the tone. Right? It's genius. I've never taken game in super serious. I agree. If you take it too serious, you're just fucking weirdo like Steven.
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But you've at at the very least, you've heard people, you've heard people cussing out on other people. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, you said one time. If you suck a dick one time, you're gay. I'm sorry. I respond. That's true. That's mad. I would say bisexual. OK, well, you rage quit one time. That means you take it seriously.
01:15:02
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um I mean, I haven't been on Call of Duty. and i but But no, I agree. i You can't take it serious. It's, you know, my brother-in-law, he plays. And if he gets shot or shot at, he's like, no! I'm like, why are you hollering? Reset the fucker. Call of the day. Calm down. Exactly. Exactly. And so i think's we've all played, though. I mean, I've been playing Call of Duty since i was I was younger and Glick was a century and a half old. and Like we've all heard the people who take it so the who take it seriously, and who say tiny things like they they'll come to your house and and break into your house and beat you and your family with a hammer. Yeah, but but yeah we've all heard be honest let's be honest. that We've all heard it. Well, apparently a New Jersey man flew to Florida to attack another player and after an online gaming dispute.
01:15:57
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This is per the deputies. This is per what the sheriff's department said after they arrested this retard. He flew from New Jersey to Florida. was he lot He bought a hammer from the nearest home depot, broke into this guy's house and tried to kill him. hey And he i had to hide he got caught somehow he got caught before he could execute the plan. Well, he's been charged, he's been charged with attempted second degree murder, armed burglary with a mask. And according to Nassau County Court records, he was arrested early Sunday morning. So not only did he fail to kill the guy, he also got arrested and is now facing multiple charges. I'm sorry, as the arresting officer, I got to say, dude, not only do you suck at video games, but you suck at life.
01:16:53
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like people think Call of Duty is bad with the way that people like grant theft auto online with the swatting and all that is another thing well yeah it's like these are the people that literally will max out their own credit card buying the fucking VC or virtual currency so that they can, you know, be like, hey, I have a million dollars. Yeah. But didn't you really play the game to get that? Oh, no, I didn mean don't judge me. And that's like the battle pass. You know, people are bitching about battle passes and V.C. and fucking games yet. They're the ones out there that are spending like millions fucking buying them every year. That's that's that's my that's a weird thing to me. I don't get you. You got a game that you can play, but you're going to spend more money on it.
01:17:44
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you know i don't get that well and and like ah meeting and a lot of them just could play them for free and that that's that's why gta online has taken or gta six has taken so long to come out is because gta online people were making there monkey you they're going into fucking debt just to fucking buy a shark cart or whatever the fuck they call it and I have like I have a solution people that will sit there and bitch about the game not being good enough it's like why do you think they're not fucking the making the game better it's because they already know it I have the solution for that I can I could bankrupt
01:18:25
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Rockstar games ah tomorrow if I told my plan in action I hire a shit ton of strippers and just send them to these dudes houses for the same amount of money and I take a cut of everything that solves everybody's problems because these guys could get laid to hit strippers get some money and I make a shit ton and fuck Rockstar Games because if they're making billions of dollars. That's ridiculous. And and look at look at these sports franchises like EA with Madden and now with the college football game. They're going to release this game these games every year when yet they could make the same amount of money
01:19:06
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just releasing a game every two years, just adding more updates to it. Well, well, not only that, like you have that. What's what's that? What's that fucking game? Second Life, where it's a virtual. Yeah, it's like the yeah fucking Sims or something like that. The game that the kid was playing and I had a machine. Yeah, I have a mild update on that game kind of stick with your subject. IKEA is hiring people to work in the IKEA store in Second Life. I heard about that. Minimum fucking wage. I heard about that. I didn't think it was true, but... Dude, where do I fucking sign up? Oh, no, it's 100% true. Oh, I could... I only imagine. You're literally serving virtual meatballs and shit. And I'm like, dude, I can do that. I can do that eight hours a day. If some fat fuck in his fucking basement at his mom's house can do it, sign me the fuck up.
01:20:02
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Well, exactly. I mean, yeah that's, and gaming, I mean, hell, you look at the way gambling has been with sports. I mean, hell, you have e-sports leagues in gaming now where you can gamble, you can be like, oh, hey, I bet FaZe is going to run the table in whatever FaZe does. On the other side of the same coin, there's a huge market for making money playing video games. Like they have those like, did you see that new Mark Wahlberg movie where he's a former assassin or some shit and his his kid is it just came out like a couple months ago or last year? I don't know. But his son is an online gamer and they're in Vegas.
01:20:46
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because they're running and the family doesn't even know they're running and his son sneaks away to go play in this fucking tournament and he's hugely famous from for for it and he plays in this fucking tournament and fucking dominates and the he gets like offered a contract or some shit but the point is like people that play online tournaments and stuff like that, there's money in it and then there's gambling money on the side because they're like, you know, Steven and Connor are playing fucking cod online, I'm gonna bet Connor's gonna whoop Steven's ass, you know, here's my $5. Oh, look, Steven won. I lost my money. he's not a good I agree. Well, yeah, but at the end of the day, I got to do is piss him off and he'll rage quit. So you're good. Or just tell someone that, you know, hey, he's on the left. And when the guy's on the right, just saying ah exactly. But you know, and that and that's the thing that sucks about
01:21:43
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Gaming used to be you just hang out with your friends and in the same room in the same room Yeah, and now with the onset of in online gaming and all that you are literally getting Players that are literally told that hey, you know you suck when you're just trying to have fun Yeah, but at the end of the day That it's just it becomes an addiction just like anything else just like cigarettes alcohol ah Look at at this side of the podcast um man And But it... Everything's good in moderation. We know this. With the exception of a few things. But it comes down to there are people that spend years without going outside. Well, I mean, I do, but I don't play video games all day. I know, I know, I know. Connor. Not Connor. Jeff.
01:22:37
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but but in honor and and like what was that then that one kid died from he did like 40 something hours or 80 hours online nonstop didn't sleep and he died because Yeah, I i think that was it was just several years ago, but but the point is is like with online gaming and and I get the concept like if you if the four of us wanted to play a game together It's it's practically impossible for all of us to find the time to bounce over to somebody's house and play fucking video games as a group But with online we were like hey, what's up, dude? Let's play let's play cock and we could all jump in and play not that I would know how to do it, but but I
01:23:21
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that's what the original concept is but then you got these open forums where you can play with somebody in Australia and Austria and and let's be honest people are assholes and that's what happens everybody just starts pitching and moaning about everything it is what it is I mean and that's the thing you know that that that's you hit the nail on the head it i know i never thought i'm smarter than i look well i mean you live in mexico but well i guess that what does that gotta do with my brain power that ain't even a flex anymore but no no like i'm saying like i'm saying if you really think about it though with gaming in general is that what really happened yeah it was the internet yeah um i mean
01:24:10
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Honestly everything Yeah, everything I mean like can you imagine if if I decided to call Connor back in 1986? That phone will would be insane. Oh fuck. Yeah now it doesn't cost us a dime even with the free free fucking long-distance calling Like I'm talking like landline fucking long-distance phone call call up the operator. Hey, give me Connor and you know, I five minutes. Well, there's $500. You know, just so you know, I'm not accepting shit for a collect call from Jeff. A collect call from Cancun. You have a collect call from Jeff from the Cancun cartel. County jail. County jail.
01:25:03
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Hey, can you know but can you give me some money to bail me out? No, fuck you. No, but like nowadays, like if I if you know, I see Connor posting something dumb, I'm like, dude, what are you doing? And I'll just call him up or or he sees me posting something or, you know, it's the Internet is great, but it's it's there's good and bad in everything, you know, like and and The internet has made the world go leaps and bounds, forward and backward, if you really think of it. I think we're still in the growing pains of the internet. You know what I mean? I don't think we're ever going to be out of that. No, no. I think we will, because we'll get to the point where people are like, yeah, it's kind of to get my IP address.
01:25:55
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And if I call him a fucktard, next thing you know, he's showing up. So, I mean, just like what you were saying with what Connor was saying with this guy showing up to go beat somebody with an hammer. I mean, it's not only in the gaming aspect. I mean, there's literally people that are hunting these fucking ah singers. They're hunting fucking actors and they're showing up at their door or fucking expect to like selfies and shit. And if they don't, these people are going fucking nuts. Elon Musk is his plane gets tracked. Yeah. And and so does Taylor Swift. So I find it hilarious because they're like, I need it because I have to get places.
01:26:32
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bit No, you don't. But yeah anyways, what's your next story, sir? Sorry. Yeah, no.
International Tensions and Personal Stories
01:26:39
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ah My next and last story about someone other than myself has to do with the world and I i guess world politics, maybe. So as Americans, everyone but Jeff, ah what seems to be the biggest country that we're worried about?
01:26:59
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myself personally or the US? I guess Jarvis because it looks busy. China. Well, it's China or Russia. China, right? Russia's literally sending people over to fucking Cuba right now. We don't really care about Russia. We don't believe them. They're like North Korea. They're like, we're going to, we're going to punch you. We're like, okay. no You're going to tell me. agree Do it. Tell me you weren't just exactly what I did. Say my name three times. Let's see what happens.
01:27:29
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Exactly. Tell me this. You're literally going to say that our biggest threat is Russia. When they're getting their ass kicked. I didn't say biggest threat. By fucking Ukraine. That's you. That's because Ukraine's outspending them. They're outstanding. Russia is losing more than they're fucking allowing to say. And now they're coming over here to mess with us. It's just another dick measuring contest. Exactly. That's what the that's what any concept is. But go ahead. Back to China.
01:28:04
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An old ah Chinese military buff. So it's just some some random American dude who's in the Chinese military history and shit like that. Right. Right. Apparently he inadvertently bought four books full of military secrets i heard about this i about the deep he want like a garage snail Yeah, had trade secrets ah the train we wait wait wait wait wait What happened so this guy went to a garage sale yeah he's like on Facebook marketplace or some shit right and he sees he sees that
01:28:40
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Bob down the road is having a fucking garage sale. So he moseys on over there, and he's a Chinese history buff. And Bob's like, I got all these books that I bought in China back in the day. And he's like, I'll take them. How much you want? He's like, give me a book. He takes them home, and he starts going through it. And all these pages start falling out that are top secret Chinese documents. Yeah. That's basically the story. I heard about this, and I was like, why can't I have that guy's problems? Why can't I have his luck? Well, that's what I'm saying. That's his problems. Because A, China's like, oh, that motherfucker's on the list. B, the US government's like, what do you want?
01:29:22
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well so How many processes do we need to How many years of no taxes do you need? How many times and how many times does ah Biden need to know your name and social security so he can give that back to China? Listen, like you can either give this to us or we'll keep you on every list we have. yeah what i'm into that but no but like at the end of day Did they say how I didn't go too big in the story, but did they say how how far back these are dated? I didn't see anything about dates. It just kind of it. It's a short little brief about it. Well, yeah, and and I think it comes down to I don't think they're like they're maybe like, ten no, I'm sure they're not old, something like that. yeah But I'm sure there's stuff on there that that China's like, oh, wow, we just admitted to doing something we weren't supposed to be doing. Yeah, exactly.
01:30:17
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You know, but so it's I mean, that dude's on a list somewhere. I'm just saying. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry. That would have been a that would have been a shut your fucking mouth moment. For me. So those are my my current events for the day. ah The only other thing that I do have is about my health. Yeah, let's go ahead and do it. Somebody saw my own Mr. Tiny D over here. I finally have a date for my surgery. Well, I mean, we can hash it out right here live on the show. And I could just be like, oh no. Or we could not. Or we could not. like Or we could not. We could hash it out behind the scenes. You want to post? Click. I don't know what you're talking about. i It's as simple as that. well take a beat Take a deep breath. like I just see you guys bitching back screen. And I'm like, good lord. Guys.
01:31:08
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Stop. We'll handle it. Calm down, Steven. You don't tell me to stop. I tell you what to stop. Jeff, stop. Bad Jeff. Down boy. um I think we should get a notary. Should I read all this shit you guys are posting? Because I'm not I'm I'm trying to ignore it. and I don't don't know. Just ignore it anyways. I mean, 90 percent of the shit. 90 percent of the shit you guys posted. I don't read anyway. And I say, fuck it. I'll just do it all. i like
01:31:40
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Welcome to my world, buddy. I posted today. So, **** you.
01:31:47
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um That's fair. He makes a good point. Yeah. You know, he's on my side. **** you. I said, these aren't done yet. It's just something I'm playing with. Oh, I didn't see that.
01:32:04
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You assume I read stuff. Oh, we hate our picture. I don't care, Jarvis. Oh, you got, you're such a creep. I like the tiger picture. I don't care. I don't care if Jarvis thinks I'm a creeper. I don't care if I took a picture at Connor halfway. How else would, no, we good let's be honest, let's be honest. a picture How many times, how many times in the past like three months have we, you and I both asked for pictures? And how many have we received? Hey, hey, I give you pictures every fucking time. then I don't need pictures of your booty hole. you I already got it by fucking screensaver, dick. You need to specify. Yeah, because the last time I came to came to visit you, it wasn't your screensaver. And you remember how that turned out, don't you? My ass still hurts, I'm just saying. No, but and I get it, you know.
01:32:56
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in In order to to post advertising, we have to be able to, you know, we're all attached to each other on social media anyways. I mean, if we have to go fucking creep it on your fucking Facebook page, so fucking be it. If you don't like your picture, that's on you.
01:33:15
Speaker
Or build your own fucking post. It's not that fucking hard. I don't like it. four minutes. Sorry. So so yeah, what's your surgery? Sorry. Post on your personal page, at least tag us. Mark can give you a lesson. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Yeah. At least tag us, you know, I won't, I won't give you the specific date until we're closer to it, but it is a week before my, my wedding anniversary. Uh,
01:33:46
Speaker
Any way to get out of it, I get it. No, no, no, no. We're going to go on a date before that. But as it as it comes closer, it is it is near the end of July. As it comes closer, i will I will add a little warning there, because I'll be gone for about two, maybe three weeks. ah It's going to be. So lay your mind for three weeks. Oh, yes, I am. You bet your sweet. I'm not mad at it. I'm getting I'm getting four rods placed in my spine. They're going to spread it apart and and put a metal cage in between my vertebrae. That sounds like the last time you were down here. Conner's going to get those A.I. legs.
01:34:26
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And my my surgeon, my neurosurgeon, made me feel so du comfortable on the inside. I was like, i was like so so is the scar going to be bigger than the one that I have now? He was like, well, yeah, but we're going to put it on the same side because you're already kind of fucked up on your right side. So if if we caused it, he said, what? You're going to cut through the original scar? I don't know if they're going to cut through the original scar or if they're going to go next to it, but they're going to go on that same side. He he was, he said, you know, you've already gotten nerve damage on your right side. So if we fuck anything up, it's not going to be a big deal. but Thanks doc. That HMO is fucking awesome, isn't it? I was like, well, ah yeah yeah that's one way to look at it. Thanks. Appreciate it.
01:35:17
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Oh, I've got my 100% BNT. The VA isn't going to give me any more money. It don't matter what I do. I already tried. I was like, ah i can I can show you what the Navy guy showed me. And he was like, nah.
01:35:31
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Not from you send you. I could even send a picture of it. you Don't be jealous, Steve. ah on Just sends a picture of his asshole the fucking the guy American that what was that one jeff that fucking picture the dude he stand there with his butt holele in the mirror he's like i love this new vanity that i got no no even showing off his nail it's a crying of guy bent overver and spread his cheek like and it's like check up my new nail
01:36:05
Speaker
an alien from american debt Roger. Yes, that's exactly what it is. He's got like brand new nails done and he uses his fingers like like this to spread his cheeks apart. he's like like by me So, Jeff, before we- Those are the pictures I send to Jeff. Yeah. Before we take our next break, do you have anything conspiracy related? Not really. I have a couple cuties, cute stories. Connor, after he sends that picture. Because we still have a little bit. Does this look like a picture to you? That way you can have the last hour, Glick. So, there is a winner, gentlemen. There is a winner.
01:36:52
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of the world's ugliest dog.
01:36:58
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And I have a picture. And I got to say that ugly motherfucker. Damn, if that looked like Connor, you could shave it. face It looks like after Glick shaves his beard and his beard just laying on the counter. yeah I saw that, I was like, I don't know what it is. Actually, I think we can actually watch the video. I don't know how long it is. It's a minute. God,
01:37:32
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yae unitoria un god this is such a cool video. I love the commercial in Mexico. Or Spanish. The world's ugliest dog is... You had me in love, pucker boy.
01:37:53
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She's happy as hell. It is a Pekingese. Yeah. I used to. My dog's the ugliest in the world. Good job. I'm proud of myself. Give me a trophy. Have you noticed that, though? Whenever someone's like, hey, you your dog's won the stupidest dog award. Facts. Oh my goodness, my baby. Also, if you call your dog your actual and you act like your dog is your actual child, you deserve to be punched in the throat. I 100% agree. But see, there's a difference with that because there are people that are like, oh, hey, you know, this dog I treat my dog like my child. And then there's the people that will put their fucking dog in a diaper and a stroller. I agree. Yeah, I've literally seen that shit. And I should not. You look at the person and it's just like they're like, well, didn't you feel bad for the person? I'm like, no, I'm like, I'm asking the dog like bark and be scared.
01:38:53
Speaker
I would be scared to hell in the world's ugliest dog because they, you know, how they say that eventually people and their dogs look alike. And I'm like, yeah, I was thinking about billing all day for me. Somebody's put that fucking dog down this because I don't want it. and You end up having braces on your dog, like fucking Anchorman. Well, they like they have, they have a breed of dog down here. yeah We've all seen the movie Coco. with the animated Disney film, that breed of dog is the the national dog of Mexico. And they have this weird. ah They have a weird problem where they constantly lose their teeth. As they get older, and so they're they like have no teeth in our tongue can't stand their fucking mouth. And it's all that's why in the cocoa, you see the dog with his tongue all over the joint. So like, that's a real thing. And they're hairless and they're kind of creepy. But a good healthy one, I mean, they're scary as fuck.
01:39:50
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Um, you're muted. and but larique talk Yeah. so no that Those are those little toys. Um, the other story I have is, um, we've all heard, uh, the horror stories, good and bad about Tesla. Yeah. Well, a Tesla vehicle was self-driving as, as it does. And it slammed into a police car. No, I love it. My question is, my question is, who gets the fucking ticket? Send it to Elon. I was about to say it must get it. But this is not the only time this has happened. You know, they say Tesla's like they they auto break if someone walks around it. Well, sometimes they sometimes they accelerate, which is kind of kind of scary.
01:40:49
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I'm like, maybe that world's obvious dog was walking in front of them. They're like, fuck it. Slam it down. Playing dog out of its misery mode. But it's like there was one here. Wrist Slido.
01:41:07
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Apparently, Tesla's when they're in auto drive or self-driving mode, they'll also change lanes. And there's a video that I saw that as Tesla was auto driving, this guy's behind the wheel and he's just kind of relaxed a little bit. He's like, I'll let it self drive for the next couple of miles and I'll text or whatever. um And this thing changed lanes, nothing in front of it, and got behind a truck that was stopping. yeah And the driver is Connor because he have no legs no more. Hey man.
01:41:45
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Cutters have legs. I've got legs. God damn. But when it comes down to self-driving vehicles, and this is something Benji and I talked about the other day, I don't want the first gen. I want like the fourth gen when all the bugs are out of it, you know? The fourth generation. i don't I don't trust the first generation of anything. Did you see where when ah where a Tesla driver about ran into a train? Yeah, I did see that. Yeah, he was driving he was driving along on the self drive mode and it kept accelerating towards the train. Yeah, yeah, that's that's where I returned to sender.
01:42:24
Speaker
Well, that's when I jump out the fucking car. I'm waiting for how fast we're going. I'm waiting. Tuck and roll. Tuck and roll. I'm waiting for Connor to buy a Tesla. And the first thing it says is when he's like, hey, watch YouTube videos. And the first thing the Tesla says, watching Hitler videos. Nobody like that. I don't trust that that the. think Oh, sorry. Yeah, I was going to say i't con and I think it's on here right now. No, but I don't. I don't. I don't trust the the the whole. Yeah, it scares the shit out of me. I i well i don't want to play that. I've got I've got the adaptive cruise control on my car, and even that makes me nervous sometimes. Oh, yeah, because sometimes it changes the distance between you and the car in front of you based on how fast you're going. So exactly which I'm usually doing 65, 70 on the freeway.
01:43:21
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and you have it you set at two car lengths the car lengths extend and you've got a decent amount of space when you get down to 45 35 two car lengths all of a sudden you're up on their ass oh yeah and it's closer to a lot like lot it's closer than you think that's the it is it is terrifying did you guys uh i think it just happened recently but did you guys see the um I think it was in Michigan, some power plant or fucking factory fucking blew up. I did see that. I didn't see that. No, dude. I don't remember what happened. I didn't hear the story, but yeah it was like it was far away. But I do have a story. Go ahead. And and I have I have one for you. Send it. Nerd, the Michigan one.
01:44:13
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Yeah, look at that. I'll tell you a story. So ah like I think it was last weekend. There was a and like like an air show. and yeah And these these people were at the air show watching and of course the planes are doing their thing. And and then they decided to do a faux, like a reenactment of like a two P51 Mustangs or whatever. And they were supposed to do what Ben Affleck and and what's his name, where they, you know, play chicken. Yeah. Well, they they were a little closer than they thought and hit. Fuck that.
01:44:52
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Bingo, bango, bongo. They said, oops. I got the video. Yeah. Throw it up. Ding, dong, ding. You've got the king. Boom. Ring a ding, ding. You got the king. so this That's a controlled demolition. That's controlled demolition. That looks like a little more than, that looks like there was a secondary explosion after a controlled debt. Yeah. So this was in Trenton, Michigan.
01:45:24
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Yeah, that's controlled demolition. Yeah, but watch afterward. Why is there a fireball afterward? Yeah, that's that's concerning. That's a secondary detonation. Yeah. or Or somebody didn't clean out the building like they were supposed to. Listen, I'm no fucking I didn't go to sapper school, but I know what a normal controlled debt looks like. OK. Yeah. And it doesn't look like that. No. it The beginning did that after explosion. Is there an explanation? ah of the
01:46:17
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Those buildings are old as fuck. Yes, they are. So, like, stuff's been blocked off, buried. And then when you control demolition, something like, oh, wait, there was a gas tank down there. there was a fuel oil drum underground. Like they buried fuel oil in tanks like you would in a gas station. And it could be, it was concreteed over, nobody remembered it was there. So it was retired in 2022. The plant is now being demolished to make way for redevelopment. Yeah, which means they're gonna put housing there. I just think that- Casino.
01:47:05
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oh Sorry, I had to make sure it worked. yeah There's people over in some area that are now in the fucking corner going like, oh my fucking god. AI is now taking over. You just ruined all of Gen X that's listening to us, by the way. je and You're welcome, folks. Welcome to your PTSD of the 90s. Every Gen X are like us is just
01:47:36
Speaker
There are kids on TikTok that don't know what they're doing. People like our kids are like, what's that? Yeah. Well, speaking of TikTok, have you seen there's a British couple they bought? They bought a VCR and they hooked it up to an old TV and they showed their kids a movie on VHS. The kids are like, wait, why don't we go watch the previews? What can we just start the movie? Where's the menu? What do you mean? We got to rewind it first. no yeah that And I laughed so hard. And then there's the other one with the family. They, they, they showed their two boys. They said, you guys want a brand new car for, for your birthdays. We'll buy you a brand new car. If you can dial the house on a rotary phone.
01:48:29
Speaker
Oh my god. i' it early They said you got five minutes. They they had five minutes. and They could help figure it out. her best i I fucking couldn't do it on a rotary phone. Can you imagine back in the day, we're like when those phones were first starting out and when you dialed out, everyone could hear that conversation. Yeah, Steven, we grew up with it. But no, could you imagine today's generation having to deal with that? Like some some girl. and let be folks with this I to have medics.
01:49:14
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just
01:49:19
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Fire loading the screen. that that That's Connor's legs getting attached.
01:49:27
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they're bluetooth we gotta wait for the dialy know ah we gotta we gotta to wait ah hold on Connor even though we gave you the numbing effect we gotta we gotta power this up fucking we can fix your legs fucking Connors just like someone give me a gun I'll fucking finish it now fuck But no, like fucking kids nowadays having the fucking rotary phone where everyone's listening in. Yeah, Amanda, you know, you should totally dump your boyfriend. He sounds like a total dick. Back in the day, back in like my my dad's day. The party line. Yeah, the party line. They got the phone and operator be like, can I connect me to two, two, three, one? No, no, it was literally just like a bunch of people on the phone.
01:50:23
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yeah i hey glick You'll never guess who FaceTimed me yesterday. It wasn't me.
01:50:32
Speaker
I didn't do it. Don't put that ego on me. She was holding you right after they left. Facts. What? It was it was my **** mom. Yeah, I got to talk to and say hello to my mom. I'm not going to play.
01:50:51
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It's it's it's a weird. It's a weird flex, but it's still a flex on. um mc conor We have something in common. I talked to and said hello to your mom too. Just in a different way. He actually said goodbye. He said goodbye to your mom after that's what you're into. Then I'm then I'm I'm down with it. I'm down with it. i yeah make sure you make your breakfast Okay. I would also would like to like to let you know that your mom to spit on that thing. spin on it own it's kind of gross to know but at least i know she's still alive
01:51:23
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she daughter thing burn now no wait wait like dont worry don't worry i got a got You know, I'm gonna call you the day Glick's gonna be like with the Ouija board I actually communicating with his mother being like hey, can you kill Connor's mom? Just so you know, like I can fucking I actually on um um love Love you Connor's mom. Love you Connor's mom. um My mom is a wonderful lady. I'm not saying she isn't
01:52:00
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I got a message for Connor. That's like me wishing for Reba's death. Can this go to be Connor's legs? Yeah. that's that's That's the message that Connor's doctor sent me. that you That's just what his legs are going to sound like.
01:52:23
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In all honesty, Connor, I hope when you have your surgery. I hope you are better and I hope you do. I agree. yeah i I seriously, honestly, I know how much the pain you go through, like, yeah episodes where you're like, I had to go lay down or I'm on the floor. i've come off i did I did that. I did that earlier this week. Yeah, I literally I was in so much pain. I just laid on the fucking floor. No, no, no, no, no. Keep making fun of it. Like, keep making fun of the fact that I've got legs and they're just magic and don't work the way they should. come up you you like honor When you get when you get your new legs, do you get to pick color and style? Because if you do, might I recommend pink and purple tiger striped legs would be. No, no, I'm sorry. What you do is you get the plane, whatever color you want, you know, plane color.
01:53:13
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Then you go to the rap store, when I rap cars and you have a rap gun. Oh shit. Did you see that? That way you can, you can change the color each week. You can get nonsense on nonsense. You can get, you know, i I asked on multiple occasions. I have asked to become an amputee.
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01:53:33
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So you say, well, you heard about that. Oh, yeah. You can get your show is on and can be rocking those legs. Yeah. I told them if they cut my legs off, I could get the fucking springy ones and be more effective. Oh, yeah. Oh, ting, ting, boy. Exactly. But no, it's nothing. It's funny thing. Well, fuck me. I know their solution, their solution. Instead of cutting my legs off and letting me learn how to use the fucking prosthetics.
01:54:03
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Well, prosthe sta instead of learning how to do that, no, no, no, no, they're going to put his spinal cord simulator in my, in my back and they're going to make my lump, my my legs numb 24 seven. So yeah every morning you hear that successfully. a good well They're just going to be number 24 seven. So set that instead of having legs that I can figure out how to use, I've just got two little limp fuckers. but so So like, when you just say numb, you're like, you don't like I can stab you in the leg.
01:54:37
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it'll It'll be like... having you or or billy and what's whats some what's what's so Ricky Bobby. Ricky bob no what's no what's the guy Bobby. Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler with the black foot. Yeah, Mr. Deeds. Yeah. yeah So that's now from my understanding. I know, za we're doing that episode. They said you're supposed to retain or you're supposed to retain muscle muscle function, but you're not going to be able to feel your legs. What's that make you trip? That's what, I'm confused by it. It doesn't make any sense to me. How do you have, no, because every time- However, maybe you'll get that phantom leg syndrome while still retaining legs. I would rather them cut my legs off. Connor's gonna be in a wheelchair on a Saturday night. That would be funny. You'd be shorter than me. I hope you're- I wouldn't be the short pucker anymore. Oh, I'll get prosthetics that are significantly long enough.
01:55:32
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ah Connor's gonna be in a wheelchair and i take him out so and he's gonna be like I hope you guys I hope you can walk with your children and don't have to know your pain clicks just like don't you put evil on us I Hope that you have two beautiful handsome handsome striking sons and they have their legs taken away I Pray, you know that pain and that hurt
01:55:53
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And fucking Connor's got the knife above his legs. Don't you do it, Connor. Don't you do it. Actually, no. I'd be screaming to do it. I wouldn't see it. Don't worry, Connor. You you might be that might be able to slow. Connor, don't worry. You might be able to still go and call your mom and talk to your mom every day. But I can go for walks. I can take Nikki out dancing. I can go for a jog if I want to. i can walk my daughter down the that' your poter you should have had her i bet walk my daughter down the aisle
01:56:29
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you know what i can you down a hill faster though to the doing that's have wheelchair that is working on connor Even though we make fun of him and say we want him to become the $6 man make him the more of the $6 man We actually want him not to be in pain. It's already worked for the government he know went on I would, I would, I would love to, I would love to raise Connor down the hill in his wheelchair because I'm going to take a big old branch and stick it right in the wheel. carter be like ahll be like ah
01:57:02
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um a big dad is it is it odd no It's the Indiana Jones scene where he throws the stick in between the tire of the motorcycle and it flips over like 12 times. that's exactly what is Is that weird? I want you to get a wheelchair so I can modify it. I had a wheelchair. I'm just saying we'll get you one and we'll put a 12 stroke out of a fucking Honda CBR 600. So you can get anywhere you want. Five minutes turns into fucking Tim, the tool man, Taylor, more power. They're like, I have 80 other freeway without getting in the car. I'm just saying what we have here is a Hayabusa engine that we took off. It's only 250 horsepower. You'll be all right. Don't worry about it. How many cc's? Don't worry about that. 1,200. You're OK. It's under the 1,500 limit. That's garage. We're going to trick out fucking Connor's wheelchair. You put spinners on. Even though we trick them out like 500 times. I'll make a new Paralympics game. You did. Fucking Connor's like Tom Brady.
01:58:12
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ah conner Wheelchair drag races. I love it. Connor pulls up to like a Guy in a Ferrari. You can't see me. Just fucking takes off doing like a thousand down the freeway. The only the only problem with putting an engine behind the paraplegic is that if they're if their vehicle catches fire, it's really hard for them to get out and run away. That being said, you might be making my life a little better. Connor is going to be like the guy off a scary movie to where he's got the firestone or Bridgestone. The burn unit doesn't sound so bad at this point.
01:58:49
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I'm just saying buddy. I'm just saying I asked I asked so little of you. Let me customize your wheelchair You know, I'm just saying because and the reason why I say that because I just found this picture I want to do it. I want to do it Yo, can you mount it right now? Can you mount an M2 to it? Oh not a problem. Oh Let's fucking go. Make it like the Apaches where I wear like this helmet with the eyeglass thing, and everywhere I look, it fucking points that way. Dude. Oh. Great five-point harness. Let's do it. Dude, you can turn. you If you can make me into a Bradley, I'd be stoked. It'll be my version of a kildoser. I was just about to say. Well.
01:59:41
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we We are we are going to uh take a real quick break because it's a bitch. I don't want to interrupt the conversation. but
01:59:54
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they do You know, I'm going to go tell you guys the same thing. i used tell a beer I don't need you here. I just want you here. to realize that Oh, please. We will change my mind. this i do We are to you as cigarettes are to jet. OK, you can't live without us. We save lives. here Because without us, you would go on a killing rampage. Connor, it's like i't live without he can't live without some of us. Other people who wants to drive them off a fucking car. Listen, the only reason I'm not a serial killer yet is because they'd be able to trace the tire tracks in the in the fucking house. That's why I said, I'll build you tire tracks. They won't be able to track them. I've tried to get rid of Jeff for like 20 some odd years, but the motherfucker's like a bad case of herpes. Every time you think you're good, all of a sudden,
02:00:45
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you both ah so door yeah Well, we are going to take a real quick break. We're going to come back. I got a couple of stories for you guys. I don't even know where to start tonight, but I got a couple of stories for you. it will it will it's rat I don't think we're coming back from Connor as the fucking killed guy in a wheelchair being killed. those in I'm I'm down with it. Honestly. Oh, we will be I'm gonna have a private conversation with my neurosurgeon, tell him to fuck it up on purpose.
02:01:18
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but
02:01:21
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man All right. So what song you got for us, sir? I can arrange that. I'm actually probably a whole hell of a lot cheaper than your neurosurgeon. i just say dude i i ah year like couple we all take we all We all take turns kicking in this for the weekend we can hang out we can build honestly all it takes all it would take right now would be one minor fender bender Down your stairs can go full bae and batman and lift you up over my head and slam you down on my knee yeah The problem is I already tried to fall down the stairs and paralyzed myself it didn't work
02:01:58
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I'm still here. All right. Something we're doing is we're doing it right, buddy. I'm sorry. You did? Yeah, we're trying to go and get it. We've got another weekend, Connor. We will not give up until I success. I tried to go to Home Depot to buy the rope, but Nikki put my e-brake on. Connor, you walked down the stairs forwards. Have you tried walking backwards down the stairs? That's funny. I can't walk down the stairs. What do you mean? He's in that Gremlin's old lady chair going up and down the stairs. Let's be honest. um put up fucking meat i love a that fucking thing I would like to dude from up. Alright.
02:02:38
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aye any anyho We're going to take a real quick break. I got a little Josh Merritt for you guys. He's a former guest on Glick's House of Music. Check him out at Josh Merritt Music on all social media and everywhere you stream music. Show him some love. This is a song. Give it to me. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
02:03:25
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I see you hide behind yourself until you suffocate Can't let it out, so you decide to keep it in Oh, you know that you got something we should talk about But you refuse, so baby, here we go again Thinkin' this lie, but I can't And feel it coming off of you Hold up your smile and crook and fake and fatal grin Water and yogurt while you're steady standing next to me Buck up and lay it on me, hit me on the chin Oh, and give it to me Oh, won't you tell me what you're thinking about Give it to me like how you're feeling inside Give it to me And if we can, then we can talk about it No better run to and no better lie
02:04:30
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And I can tell that we were true But you got a problem and I feel it getting close to me What in the fuck are you expecting me to do? I'll help you bleed if it is that that you were seeking here I'll hold your neck until I didn't hear a sound You look perplexed like living with me wasn't meant to be Baby, it's time for one you didn't need around
02:05:02
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What you thinkin' bout? Give it to me Like how you feelin' inside Give it to me And if you can't then we can talk about it Nowhere to run to Nowhere to hide
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To the point of creativity
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Like how you feelin' inside
02:07:27
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Sir, a little Josh Merritt for you there. but Give it to me. You guys can check him out on all social media at Josh Merritt music or show him some love. Check out the rest of his songs. He's got some really good ones out there. He's also got some really good covers out there. ah
02:07:46
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02:09:18
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mut here just for josh mut who what are you gonna do fuckcker
02:09:27
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I'm going to definitely try to get out there. I do want to see you guys. I want to hang out with you guys. Um and like I said, if you need anybody, I got you. I'm good on the mic. You guys know that. And Connor's good on the dick. Everybody knows that too. Well, welcome back to what the fuck news, everybody. You motherfucker, you muted me and that was exactly what I said to. fuck I was a great co like seconds later, you said that and no I was like, son of a bitch, what the fuck? You stole my line! like the way After I said it, what did you do? Hey, Connor, don't tell someone to mute you because you know what? Someone might just fucking do it.
02:10:13
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I asked what he said. Goodbye, Jarvis. Well, we had Connor. We had Jeremy. Now it's just Jeff and Glick. You guys know me. I'm Glick. You know, Jeff, you know, Connor.
02:10:31
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Again, I don't need them, but it's borderline if I want them anymore. Anyways. We're going to roll into, uh, some, odd some actual, some actual, what the fuck news gentlemen, please. Some action. I should, I should really stick to going first because I always bring it. Well, no, but like you, you have stories that you've been wanting to bring up for like weeks now. Well, I should go first every time. I don't know why they don't let me go. I'm doing the heat.
02:11:05
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ah you ding king hey d here comes the king I'm just the champ. I don't call myself the champ. That's what people say. I couldn't name names, but you know, that's what they say. I didn't ask to be the people's champ. The people named me their champ. Very one people. Not once. I was just saying. I'm not the champ they needed. um the ja all has suck your dick onces calm down
02:11:36
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sure was saying own The other way around. but Yeah, let's be honest. No, I said it the way I said it on purpose, jackass. That's why I'm the people's champ, because they wanted me to be their champ. All right. They wanted me here. i had appeal one greatest podcast of all time. Fuck you, Joe Rogan. Anyway, facts, so facts, but Nancy, Jeremy, she over there opening her mouth. Gentlemen, let me let me ask you something. Connor had to leave because his nap had to come in. Let me let me let me ask you guys something. How would you how would you feel?
02:12:14
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about like chartering a yacht and and having a full blown captain and and a crew on a yacht and go out in the ocean off the Greek Isles or whatever the hell it's called. And then how would you guys feel about that? Would you guys think that would be an enjoyable, relaxing thing to do? and i like thank venisry after so I would be well, not only that, but how much I have to take. Wow. No, no, no, it's just we have the money and we're out in groups and we have the opportunity to chartering out and we're going to take us out and show us around and see all the beautiful sites. Well, in added bonus, they decided to throw in a fireworks display for us. We didn't know that. I'm okay with it. The only problem is that's not necessarily legal at sea. No, it's illegal.
02:13:08
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There's a lot there are a lot of laws about Really Emma really Emma you're going with a crush on Glick. I mean you owner you have here the The captain the captain and and and and the crew decided to surprise us with a fireworks display, that'd be pretty cool, right? You know, we're having something to drink Yeah, wouldn't be cool though if they caught an island on fire what it Why is the room gone? freaking schooled because it would be fucking hilarious. Yeah, so that actually happened. A group of individuals chartered again. Yeah, try and walk it back now, Emma. It's too late. It's too late. you Shame on you, Emma. Shame. I'll say thank you.
02:13:58
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uh Athens greek or Greece sorry uh just you gotta be off are suspected of triggering a forest fire on a resort island in the uh AEGON speed during a firework display the name of the island was called Tytra right so so they they uh Needless to say, they, they, they shoot off this firework display. They, they set an island on fire. They pull back into port, whatever. As soon as they pull in into port, they're basically met by like a Greek SWAT team and the entire captain and crew. Every one of them are arrested. Um, and it wouldn't have been that big a deal. I mean, obviously yeah you you made a boo boo. However, the American. I made a. very well
02:14:52
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The American embassy, and I don't know what the embassy has to do with this, had put out a press release. It basically said, please don't burn anything. Please don't set out fireworks. The US embassy constantly, no matter like in that area, because they do it here too, they put out warnings all the time. And you're supposed to, being an American in a foreign country, you're supposed to check their website all the time. Like daily people who chartered the boat are not in trouble. The captain and his crew, because he allowed it because that day the American embassy had warned of maximum fire risk in several areas.
02:15:39
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you're basically appealing to the public to to practice extreme caution and this **** Oh **** uh uh what's his name from Goddamn Pirates of the Caribbean is like, you're gonna set off some fireworks and well, you know, and you just like you just like your milk to be aged. but you can um You could you could literally just so for you can you could blame it on climate change like Canada does. So like, sorry, it's climate change. Yeah, climate change. That's what set the fire. It wasn't our fireworks. Oh my god. But yeah, usually usually when when there's a captain involved of any boats, they're liable. Plus, I said, the controller's boat is maximum fire risk. Let's not start any campfires. Hey, you got those fireworks still, Jimmy? I feel like the captain's like, you know what? Go big or go home.
02:16:35
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and i now did that um Beyond having SWAT show up and all that shit, did anybody spend time in the pokey? Oh, yeah. They're better than you, Jeff. It happened. It happened literally, like, yesterday. ah So, I mean, yeah, they were all arrested and locked up. I'm sorry. There are other ports. You're on the ocean. Go somewhere else. yeah That's just a bonehead move. That's like returning to the scene of the crime.
02:17:11
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Hey. It's all say better. Be better, Captain. Those aren't fireworks. These are fireworks. Just pulls out a fucking. At the end of the day, maybe being a yacht captain, probably not first choice, you know, not your first choice of job. Yeah. Maybe somebody lied on their application. and these girl go work at like you McDonald's where you can be an absolute fucktard and screw up a wet jersey. However, however, in his, and um this is once again, me playing devil's advocate.
02:17:51
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I don't think he, you know, it's not like he planned it. I mean, well, you didn't do it intentionally, but like, I get that. But it's like, you know, point them over the water, not, you know, it's all about directions. They were. But as you know, when fireworks go up in the air, Jeff, I don't know. ah Basically, fireworks are giant. But if you aim them over water, you can embers, and yeah embers get caught in the wind. and And I mean, you hear, I know, I know how it works. Yeah, you hear stories every 4th of July of somebody catching a house on fire. Oh yeah, 100%. On the 4th of July, I'm coming up with some amputation photos. why Why do I feel like the captain of this boat was like, hey, have you ever seen a desk pop before? And literally, I'm out and shooting up and shooting. He could be underneath the fucking, like, where the housing realism just goes. As a captain of a boat. Maybe.
02:18:47
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you know If I didn't pay for it, why would ah why would you have provided? it It's a little extra, it's a little extra something, something. It's like, it's like, it's like getting into an Uber, man. Sometimes you get into an Uber and you just get into some, some guys jalopy and he takes you to point A from point A to point B. Sometimes you get in and they're like, here's the ox cord. There's some snacks. There's a bottle of water. You like Pepsi? You like Coke? You want some gum? What you doing to that? but and enough Oh, check this out. I don't know. Anytime I get a neuter, Connor shows up in his fucking wheelchair and I go,
02:19:18
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ah Yeah, well, yeah. you know You know, it's sometimes you want to... okay it's It's a service thing. I get it. I know this sounds really weird, but we had a saying at Orkin when I worked for Orkin, and this was a company-wide thing. One of the owners, on or something like that, he he he brought it up. Sometimes you want to give them the pickle and it's like, and and and and and I know you guys are going to, you guys are going to go with this, but it's like, when you go to a restaurant and you order a burger or something, you might get a pickle spear. It's an extra, didn't think you were going to get, but hey. No, it's like when you, when and you get your bill and they give you the mince. Yeah. Yeah. They would say, give them the pickle. So like, like if i yeah i'm go be on blowing if I had a customer and I knew that they were an older couple and I showed up there.
02:20:07
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through their pest control service. And their trash was at the end of the driveway. Just roll their little carts up and put it beside the garage. I was waiting for you to say I gave them the pickle. You know what? Sometimes you got to take one for the team. And Granny got to pickle in a few years. And sometimes sometimes you need to you need to take the tip. to tip yeah it there a time Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do, man. yeah You gotta a grab that. Oh, Emma, don't get it twisted. We love everybody. We just love to piss on everybody, too. Everybody loves everybody. ELE, guys. ELE. Hey, you can't love anybody until you love yourself and I've got a crush on me since I'm 30. Americans are limited. It's just the four of us in this room have limited brain capacity. I'm not gay, but I got a sexy dick, okay? but Well, um speaking speaking of giving them the pickle,
02:21:04
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Yeah. Nice segue. It was a former segue to my next two stories. A Japanese man. We've got Jeff's history, search history. A Japanese man, 22 year old, cooks up his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party. First of all, I want off the guest list right now.
02:21:34
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I'm RSVPing, no. okay ken the However, can I see the video? Can all the guests be like, there is no video. I'm going to that. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, because I, how can you do that? How can you cut off your own junk? Well, i am wait i can I can answer that question for you. I pass the fuck out. I'm waiting for like the men in black to come in and be like here guys so that you don't remember eating this guy's genitals. Look at here um here. I can I can answer that question for you why he had it done.
02:22:16
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Uh, a man who had his minerals removed season them before cooking it hey i'm just not gig but i'm trying to bite seen season them up before have become you caughtter before and i'm not going to sit there i massage them but i'm going to try they're a little chewy sorry pick along before cooking them for, uh, for, five pain dinner party guests and has been claimed. Uh, Mayo, Sugiyama, Sugiyama, 22, who is asexual, had voluntarily undergone the surgery to have them removed. He's very asexual now. Yeah. The left strikes again. I'm sorry. The illustrator took his frozen penis and scrolled him home. um ah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I only read the headline first. Let me get into this. all right i gotta say dude's committed no I don't know what it means to be asexual. I really i know like ah cool i don't know anything else sexual. yeah i agree Yeah. I don't know what asexual is. Maybe you it's like you don't want sex at all. Like you don't care. i don't know Like Steven's wife.
02:23:41
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But yeah, he he he took his frozen peanuts and screwed them home from the hospital. and organiz your but you're not up Check out. He charged guests around 160 pounds per person to eat his served genitalia in Tokyo, Japan. I'm saying that's a cheap meal. I don't know what 160 pounds are. Well, 160 pounds is like 200 bucks. Let's see. Oh, 200 bucks. Yeah, it's about 200 bucks. Son, you eat McDonald's. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The reason, wait, no, no, calm down. What I'm saying by a cheap meal is like, if if you're eating my junk, oh, I'm charging way more, dude.
02:24:25
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The guy made a thousand bucks and five people ate his. I lost my balls. So yeah he did it voluntarily. It's not like he lost it in a, you know, fucking wild ferret attack. I'm just saying a thousand bucks is not that much. I mean, I can burn through that. way scar clearly And then you. How many inches is 15 centimeters? That's not a bad deal. About six. Hey, look at that. That's that's average. That's average. That's what that is. So so or or as Blake would call it, you know, my my question is it's like, did he serve it with anything else or just like here's a ball? No, it was they were. guarded They were garnished with mushrooms and partially before tucking into dinner. Guest sat down to listen to a piano recital and take part in a panel discussion.
02:25:26
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I don't want to listen to that discussion. You guys hungry? Mal, who is by the nickname HC, had initially considered eating his own penis, but decided to serve them up instead. It's not game, it's your own penis. he yeah he He cooked the genitalia his himself. He was supervised by a chef. In a tweet, he offered to cook his penis for a guest for 800 pounds. However, he ultimately decided to split the meal between six guests. So twelve roughly around $1,200, right? I don't know the conversion rates between pounds.
02:26:04
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It depends. He wrote, he wrote on Twitter, I am offering my male genitalias full penis testes scored them as a meal for 100,000 yen, 800 pounds and, and, and Japanese. um I'm Japanese. The organs were surgically removed at age 22. I tested to be free of, uh, venereal diseases. The organs were of normal function. I was not receiving female hormone treatment. First interested buyer will get them or I will also consider selling to a group will prepare and cook as the buyer request at he is at his chosen location. If you have questions, please contact me or DM me by or email in total and total. How many people what do you think attended this little soiree? I'll say 10. In total around 70 people attended the event.
02:26:59
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that Is this dude hung like Steven or what? Because that's, that's, that's putting it slim, dude. Uh, the, the, the word of Tokyo while five people tucked into, uh, Miles genitalia, the rest of them ate beef or crocodile. So the people who ate his genitalia were a 30 year old, a 30 year old couple, a 22 year old woman, a 32 year old man. And.
02:27:33
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Shinobi Matsuzawa Yoa, 29. Where do you get recipes for penis? I'm curious. Eat to eat it right before the event. It's a once in a lifetime chance, so I decided at the spur of the moment to do it, that one of the a participants and the wiener. yeah well and and And like I said, I'm kind of Luke Connor. um it's Is it gay if you're eating dick? Like, that's fried? That's definitely how I'm putting the plate on the table. Eat a dip, next person, eat a dip, next person, eat a dip. Suck my balls! I don't think that it's gay, because i mean people eat Rocky Mountain oysters, which are... I understand that. I mean, but it's a little bit cannibalism, there is that. but It's absolutely cannibalistic. But at the end of the day, it's like,
02:28:32
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I couldn't want to try it because like who else could say I ate dinner last night. I mean, besides like Chris, but it's like, I will let you Google that on your computer and you can have yeah yeah get on that. line Get on that list buddy. Emma, get back to us and let us know. However, how did this dude not get arrested? Well, I was just going to say, however, Mal did contact the, uh, the, the local police and, and made sure everything was on the up and up and explained the situation. And the police were like, I mean, if they're paying you and it's your Weena and really your body, here so they were like, you do you, buddy, as a cannibalism.
02:29:24
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Well, the cannibalism, if you look at a cannibalism, it can't be because if you cut your arm off and you serve it to me, technically, nobody's harmed. You know what I mean? For the fact that I just cut my goddamn arm off. Yeah, but you did that prior to dinner. It's not like oh like, hey, guys, look at this. It's like certain other things, though. It's completely unnatural. I think it would be different. If I was using your non-OSHA approved table saw and hacked my arm off and as it flew across the yard, you ain't ever picked it up like it over. It plaques off and lands on my grill. And I'm like, yes, we're right. Little bit of sea salt.
02:30:08
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that funds are allowed Five second rule. yeah i'll just get You get caught walking down the street after a train accident, then you go to jail, but in Japan, you cut your dick off, you can serve it up to your friends. I'm just saying. ah That was going to be Steven's role in the porno. He drops trial, it hits the floor. And they say, five seconds, roll, gobble, gobble, gobble. Here's my question. The people during this event,
02:30:42
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somebody had to be the wisest, like, yeah, it's a bit salty. you know actually i all know bite a little more little cheese Did you put cheese on this one?
02:30:58
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What's big and what's small? um Ask women. I don't know. i Yeah, we have no idea. we're on enchesy garments Jeff still swears this is 12 inches. Yes, it is. Hey, if you shrink down a ruler, Remember boys, from the middle of the taint to the tip. Once again, the Barbie ruler has one through 12 inches and it's all about that name. la what happened Like, jeez. So so did he come up did he come up to him like the guy at Olive Garden? Tell me when.
02:31:42
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australian cheese that's called for a cheese but as This is the one time only where it's, you know, you're eating this dish, so to speak. Do you want extra sauce? Do you want extra? Do you want extra flavor or do you want the actual flavor of what you're eating? it weird Yeah. okay It's got my own glaze. It's my own. It's not a sauce, it's a glaze. With a water with a lot of like beef and steak recipes, you want the beef flavor to shine. Right. Yeah. Do you want the dick flavor to shine if you cook your own penis? And that's that's that's the question. It's like, ee, I don't know. I just want a more crust, so yeah, I hate dick. That's the next surprise, let them in chopped.
02:32:33
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Yes, it does come. it did I mean, would that be a good pre-workout meal? You know, with the protein? I'm sure the nuts would be. Yeah. What's the same? You've seen that guy on TikTok that eats like fucking bull testicles every fucking day. Snipes! Well,
02:33:02
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And that that was my question as well, Brian. like do hey Can I get a refund? This is Chewy. No? OK. Maybe it's meant to be. That was a good point. Well, if you sit there, but and it's like it's like a well done steak, and you have to sit there and chew it for five minutes. Or it's all cartilage. i
02:33:24
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i and And do you fry it? Do you deep fry it? You know, what do you cook? Do you cook an olive oil, extra virgin olive oil? i mean There's so many questions. Salter it. Salter it. All right. Says the expert, folks. We got to stop. But Mexican Brian would smoke it. Also. and like But I might. tender That would be the softest thing. Am I wrong in saying let you have it? You want to try it other ways?
02:33:54
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like I've had it fried. Well, no, no, you are wrong because like there are certain foods that I've tried that I would not try other ways. Like ah i you know, I, I'm kind of curious how long and girthy it was. I mean, cause it doesn't mean the gay guy, but I want to see this thing before I eat it because I want to make sure I'm getting my meal. You serve twenty five fucking people with it. good sell people no no no no no no no sure that they gave you so who intended
02:34:25
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seventy seventy people attended the event because it was a full watch scripts those those other ah 64 people, they ate beefing alligator. the there But there were six people who ate it. and that was what was it like wasn't it like that Was it like a drawing? Or or like, guess who got the dick? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um for that they They paid for it. They paid the, what was it, 1,600 pounds or whatever.
02:34:56
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but like i don't get me wrong, I can split my my wiener and and testicles into six different portions. i gotta to be very big portion That's my thought. like Like you said, that was my first initial thought because it's it's not a not known fact. i that's an advertise or not
02:35:16
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tiger written yes that one That's like a waiter comes by um with one of those trays and it's like, would you like glass? a Would you like some dick? Oh yeah, I'll take one. It's got a little bit of ginger and soy sauce on the side. Like it's a so piece of sushi. Yeah. It was, it was almost, i I guess maybe an appetizer, you know, at that point with six people. but you know you know yeah yeah at the of fancy restaurants and you order the steak and it comes out. yeah It's it's like a one. It's like all the weird shit on top of it. They're like, there's your. short for Or do you grind up like presentation was on point. I don't think that I would really be that grossed out. No, but but the other thing is like, do you grind it up like you do hamburger?
02:36:01
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No, like you got to serve. You got to serve it in its form, right? Yeah, I think it's I think I think you just threw it in the fucking skillet and cooked it up and then salt made it and chopped it. and I feel like I feel like Jeff's right. It's like a Rocky Mount North oyster. You got to fry it. Yeah. If you deep fry it, then I want to watch the video. The guy kick the bread comes off after you chew it for long enough. And then you're just tasting the squid. It's just it's the same fucking thing. Well yeah, but when you eat squid sometimes you get the ink coming out too. It was the hot too girl when you need it.
02:36:39
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And here is your dinner. What the heck? That's my dick. Can you not? The guy comes out. Hey, would you like a spotted dick? He comes out? Yeah, he came out. We have a special streamer for tonight. Hey, there you go. Orders. No orders there. So, so from one obvious to an old be story story. That's how you spell orders. I guess. Holy fucking shit.
02:37:11
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ah should i Oh, look at me. My name's Leggy and I'm educated. Fuck you. Sorry, we went to school in the state. We're not that far. Let's leave Tokyo and head on over to our favorite place on the planet. Australia. florida Oh, God. Wherever he's trying to call you, they eat your shit too. Listen here, Deborah. If you're going to spell my name, you spell my name right. She gave me the heart of your...
02:37:45
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Uh, yeah, and I'll spare you where everything wants to kill your teacher. Oh, lucky, lucky fella. I guess we can call him a lucky fella at himself a date. Oh, within only fans. but they Wait, wait, wait, wait. Only fans. I got to pay attention. Go ahead. This young man had himself a play date, we'll say, with an OnlyFans slash Australian porn star, Danny DeBello. Wait, you never told me you went to Australia, buddy. You have an OnlyFans, I'm just saying. It was one time. Australian porn star. No, go ahead.
02:38:34
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Australian porn star, Danny DeBello. uh is opening up to her followers wait hold on um Jeff's like how do you spell her I'm on top of it what's her name Danny Bello check out my meals australian report aren't danny develo later. find out not not only Not only does Danny DiBello, not only is she a Australian porn star, likes to film scenes in her house for her only fans and invites lucky gentlemen over, I guess you could say. Right. Snurfer has a pet giant fucking python. Hey, I'm not mad at this chick. I can't show you these videos or pictures.
02:39:20
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ah So after boys after, after finishing up one of these play dates with, with a ah male partner, she will, she says, I'm going to go shower real quick. And of course he's hanging out on a bed in, in, in his birthday suit. Just that was fun. You know, and along comes Polly Python and she's apparently hungry, cool right on his back. I know. Wait, did it. Hey, Jeff, how are you liking the Python story now, asshole? Hey, it's all straight. I knew it was coming. I thought it was still are you like him like on his leg and wrap around him and so he's a bit of dick like off.
02:40:09
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Well, hold on now, hold on now, you know. i mean be your I need you to close the fucking story. Shut the fuck up. Did he cook it? Did he cook it? Danny took to her Instagram um and in an Instagram video, she said, I want to introduce you to Betty. She's my centralian carpet python. She's about eight foot long. I've never had any issues with her biting any biting or anything until today. The Shapley Beauty admitted in an Instagram video posted Wednesday that shows the snake wrapped around her neck. As I said, DiBello and a pal just got done filming a some steamy content, some spicy stuff, if you will, when things reportedly went from a our from sexy scary. And as the reporter said, this should be on Onlyfangs.
02:41:05
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Um, she said, so earlier I had a friend over and we shot a video. Once we were finished doing that, he jumped in the shower, but he did not mention he wanted to hold my pet snake afterwards. so shower Shower. Unwitting friend's neck and headed to the bathroom to get washed up. First and foremost, I don't mind. I like snakes. I don't mind holding snakes. Hey, number one, I'm not holding a snake if I'm ass naked. Oh no. A hundred percent. No. Uh, no, I ain't mad at her. Oh, you looked her up, huh? No, there's pictures of her. Oh, I got a picture over here. There she is. That's the only one I found with her clothes on. She started. She watched her flop her. She started to walk away to leave the room, but was suddenly startled. Yeah, she was suddenly startled by his massive scream. Yeah, I think massive scream is a bit of a risk.
02:42:06
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exactly what i've been doing
02:42:10
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She said I turned around and seen and seen Betty holding on to his private parts as he tried to pull her off. Yeah, snakes have those bent back teeth too. And they're like needles too. You like getting a whole bunch of shots in your cock all at once. after after After a few minutes they've They got her off. I'm sure she wasn't the only one that got off in that equation. Yeah. yeah How do you not like, wouldn't it be bad if you got hard during it? no made it all your little dirty mind Just like, I'm going to try to get a blow job from a Python. I'm just saying, no, no, no, no, no, because like, wouldn't it be a bad thing if you got to be pit smart at that so yeah after a few minutes, they got her off and put her back into a closure.
02:43:04
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And there was blood everywhere. I'm out. I'm sure there was because I just changed my weekend plants, you know, a little behind the scenes in in the industry, if you will. A lot of times those guys pop like Viagra or something so they can stay on all that blood let see now here to your appendage, if you will. yeah it actions on yeah let's be honest here really there's a reason he's called the goat sucker uh not so hard please um oh god so i love how casual she's just telling this story it's like there's blood everywhere and uh like so we got it all cleaned up and uh after pulling the snake off his penis
02:43:54
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uh she she checked to make sure there was no little teeth first left in the penis because python sometimes leave their teeth in things after playing um uh her her comments the shock in the comment section stuff of nightmares one person said ouch i hope he is all right and i hope betty is all right too uh hashtag fuck that snake after that I'll be right back. my My daughter just said my son's name and it's really cool. Sorry. I'll be right back.
02:44:33
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ah but This isn't the only time a a snake, this is a different situation, has bitten a man where the sun don't shine. In 2021, a 47 year old Dutch man had to undergo reconstructive surgery on his penis after a cobra bit his man manhood. Well them are poisonous.
02:44:59
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Yeah, exactly. well why the fuck would want your ti this boring During a safari in South Africa causing it to rot, you know, the venom. yeah I really, i I really, really hope that the dude was like, just like sitting on the safari and all of a sudden the cobra fell out of a tree it was like rawr and it wasn't like hey guys I gotta take a piss can can I piss around it and he goes to take a piss around the tree and all of a sudden the cobra's like there's a tasty little kibble a bit
02:45:32
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from
02:45:35
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You almost die and lose your penis. Uh, in 2020, uh, uh, a time teen was hospitalized after a snake bit their penis while the younger or the youngster watched smartphone videos on the toilet. So the snake came up through the toilet. Homeboy was taking a shit and snakes did slither slither. I'm a snake. so but but You to hold my black. but Oh God. what it up Standard every show. Look, it's par for the course is what we do.
02:46:19
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oh but Another reason. Yeah, I'm not banging any ah Australian porn stars anytime soon. Let me introduce you to my pet steak. I just, you introduced me to your pet snake. Now let me introduce you to my pet snake.
02:46:35
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but yeah I feel like out of all the things that Australia can offer you getting your ass kicked by a kangaroo. I'm not going to get my ass kicked by a kangaroo. I'm going to beat the hell out of a kangaroo. like We've already taught like, ah let me ask you this. Who do you think is going to win in a fight? A fucking kangaroo or that Sasquatch? When I get done whooping the kangaroos, ask why I'm grilling kangaroo steaks. Apparently the new thing to do in Australia is get a blow job from a python. So make me, I might try that too, Steven.
02:47:12
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because I'm a man and I do man theory. Fight a kangaroo and get the blowjob from a snake. Be a man. You get the guy. Oh.
02:47:33
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Oh, like you went like you went to the fucking night with that one.
Celebrity Insights and Humor
02:47:41
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Yeah.
02:47:48
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setup jeff yeah I like you. I'm done, I'm done that that is the greatest comment doesn't help. It's like you fucking Paul Hogan or whatever his name is from crocodile Dundee doing it. Welcome to Australia. Where it isn' it is is is Paul Hogan still alive? He's gone.
02:48:13
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Oh, speaking of speaking. Let me, let me write this trade. You guys good on penis talk or do we need more penis stories? Let's keep it going. We've already divided half our audience anyway.
02:48:29
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Um, Paul Hogan is still alive. He was old back in the day. He was old back in the day.
02:48:48
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Balkan? We're Balkan people. Jesus Christ. Never ever go into the UK. Holy shit. yeah
02:49:03
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they're They're doing some Jeffrey Dahmer over there. They're doing the lower Lord's work. Fuck. ah
02:49:17
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Well, that's enough being a star for one night. Yeah. Um, but speaking of celebrities and whether they're dead or not, um, and it seems it's I think it's safe to say, to say, uh, we not only is fucking a mortal Jimmy Carter on death watch. I gave up on Jimmy Carter. I don't think he's going to die, but, uh, Sharon Osborne came out the other day and said that, uh, Ozzy is not doing good. Really?
02:49:48
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And none of us picked him, but apparently Willie Nelson is not doing very good. Willie Nelson, he's going to be the cockroach, like fucking, what's his name from? Mick Jagger. Mick Jagger. Yeah. There's going to be a, a round when everybody else is gone. I think she's, she told me where she's from before. I can't remember, but she's not, she's she's not, she's not from the UK. Oh God. I can't remember.
02:50:16
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It was on the Saturday night, so see likely I learned stuff from you. and back That was back when I used to drink. But. ah No, however, legendary actor Bill Cobb, Bill Cobb died today. Bill Cobb, Bill Cobb, why does that fucking name sound so familiar? let me Google it. OK, so much D. He's one of those guys that if you've seen him, you would 100% know who he was. He was in a ton of movies, man. He was in... Oh, yeah. I know this guy. Yo, Cobb. Hold on. I got a picture. Give me a second. Well, here's here's how. Here's how, Mike. Here. You... listen yeah Okay. Thank you, Emma. I thought so. Okay. Yeah, I know who he is. He was a bodyguard.
02:51:11
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I didn't know him. Yeah, he was in the bodyguard. Yeah, he played the manager. This is how my demented brain works. When the news story popped up, I got the little news break. Legendary actor Bill, and all I've seen was COB. And I was like, oh, yeah, time to put some points on the board. I heard of Yugoslavia, but I would have never. And then I was sad because it didn't say Bill. I never guessed that. you He's getting happy about death. No, it's not Bill Cosby. can't No, but yeah, Bill Cosby, he's been in a shit of stuff. Yeah, he's in a total movie, but he did pass away today. Yeah. Yeah. Sharon came out the other day and said that Ozzy is not doing good. The thing that blows my mind is I had no idea that he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease back in 2003.
02:52:08
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Who's that? Ozzy? Oh, really? So but he's got some other health issues. So Ozzy's Ozzy has been put on death watch with with Jimmy Carter. um All I'm saying is if Jimmy Carter ends up dead soon, I wouldn't be shocked if fucking Glick tracked him down. Pull the plug. Just saying. Just say no. Bill Cobb was not on anybody. Ozzy's on a list. Ozzy's on my list. Yeah. So is Bill Cosby. Yeah. That's why i got why they're going to live forever.
02:52:49
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but ah Yes. ah you know Jeff did get the first to go. Jeff did have Willie Mays who passed away last week. So Jeff is currently in the lead, but we still got eight months. No, I'm sorry. Six months. Six months. Calm down. I was thinking it was April we still and we got a lot of old people on our list. So they should start kicking the bucket anytime soon. As soon as I'm telling you next year, I'm only picking tick tockers and YouTube because YouTube is not the first time I'll ever get, I've never had premature anything. Okay.
02:53:34
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It's not what you said on our wedding night. This never happened. I faked it our entire relationship anyway, so. I was from Yogan army back, so don't worry about it. I just talked to you on it. ah ah Damn it, I didn't think of that.
02:54:04
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yeah You want out of your back again? You want out of your back again tonight? Whoa! That was warm. it Oh yeah, was' it was good for you. Yeah, it was a great. for Oh my gosh, you're so impressive. That was so amazing. I can watch sports now. I think it's much. You're so amazool. You're amazool. Who the hell is a zool? Are you the gatekeeper? No, I'm the pussy master. Calm down. Easy there, little buddy.
02:54:48
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but Wait, so that's the line? Easy there, little fella. but You're the 12th, I need you at about a nine.
02:55:03
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All I can say is, though, is if fucking Jimmy Carter dies, I would not be surprised if Glick fucking like messages us in the group chats like you bitches better be fucking in that on that live show now. But it's Sunday. I don't give a fuck. Well, had had there had there been a live show when I got the break? Uh, for Willie Mays, I didn't care who show it would have been. If it would have been a live show, somebody would have been live. I would have jumped in with breaking news. he just in We at talking shit. Guys, Willie Mays just fucking died. That is all. And then just go.
02:55:46
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and and Fucking, fucking Brian's like, wait, I thought Billy Mays was dead a while ago. Hell yeah. Okay. That's what's up, Emma. That's all. Like when I when I ah when I was building my list, I was like, wait, Willie Mays isn't dead. Yep. Thinking that. i little yeah You went down a fucking list of all the old people. I wouldn't have been. surprised Oh, no, I found a celebrity just basically copied it. But North will not die. if you
02:56:19
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like click turns in a celebrity dies. I will break it on any show and be like, Hey guys, don't mean to interrupt. I'm going to let you finish. Glick turned into the late man. Breaking news. Breaking news. Oh yeah. I'll pull a Kanye. on I'm going to let you finish. what does That always sound like your line. I'll let you finish. oh
02:56:44
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that' That's just some use. Don't worry honey. I'll let you finish.
02:56:50
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Here's the towel. Clean yourself afterwards. like Don't move. I'll get you a towel. but After Stewie beats the hell out of Brian, here here's a towel. Clean yourself up, bitch. the addition gotta You got to give them the old good game, Jeff. Really, really steal the deal. That reminds me. I got to ask that question. I'm telling you, it's not a bad thing if you're in it. It's in bad form, dude. No, not if you're... I mean, if it's a one-night... Actually, that would probably be great for a one-night stand. I'm not mad at that. Like, especially if you're like... Especially if it's like a coyote, at least, situation.
02:57:40
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yeah but cheers cooky Fucking like you with those bangers tonight oh like its She's been saving them up for like a month Every time she watches she's like yep after joke here. I'll use that later Um, just went in the old, uh, joke bank. Yeah. Some people have a spank bank. Leggy has a joke bank.
02:58:12
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The good game there's a joke there. on just and I get it. I get it, but it's like swinging a mesh. It's what's one of those things is like, it can go either way. A good game can go either way. You have to. And I'm just using this. I'm using an example. And because she's here legging. If after you do the deed and the person you did the deed with gives you a tap on the butt, on the back and walking out going good game. What are you doing? A little slap on there. How about you too? How about you too?
02:58:54
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i mean it It can get you killed. like I think it depends on what kind of relationship you have with the person. Or if it's a one night stand. Totally do it if it's a one night stand. One night stand, I'm totally doing it. Oh, 100%. I feel like if Jeff had the one night stand with someone they didn't understand what that slap meant, they're punching him right in the fucking balls. That's what I'm saying. Like, my wife does not get the joke. When I told her that, she's not going to get it. I don't even care. Yeah, I'm giving a star. That's a star. who but Like wife, my wife, she would not get that joke. She'd be like, what? Why? Why? I'm going to kill you. And she'd be chasing me down the street naked with a fucking butcher knife. But would she be out there correcting for the collecting for the Red Cross there, Jeff? No, but like.
02:59:46
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Because it's it like it's it's a cultural divide, you know, because, you know, you know, your coach is like, hey, you did good, good, and you good game, you know, whatever. That's fine. We grew up with that.
03:00:00
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Jeff used to get it from his Boy Scout leaders all the time. That's how I got Eagle Scouts. But it's like, if with an American girl, I think you'd be able to get away with it. If you if you're doing it with someone that doesn't have the cultural reference, you could get killed. Sports are worldwide, though, that's the thing I get it. I'm just saying I'm just saying your wife has a terrible sense of humor and she sucks. As a human being.
03:00:41
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but She doesn't give it a hot do very good, though I'm out of that. Why'd you marry your wife, man? Is that not true, am I right? No, not ba niie nii just laugh at and well and that's that. And that's what I'm saying. You and Nikki, well, Stephen, would you do that? No. Yeah, you you killed, right? My wife, and my wife may, Alyssa may be four 11, but let's be honest. If I piss her off, just in the, if I push the wrong button, I'm ending up on a fucking, like I'm on a list somewhere. Steven, I'm telling you right now, you're not doing it correctly.
03:01:24
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Do not do it to your sister because that will get you in trouble.
03:01:31
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what are you jumping for me emma you're officially on a list like The other night we were stuck in the washing machine and needed help, bro. I didn't need your fucking two inch cock or, or, or like the other night we were, we were at Nikki's parents' house. So we were watching family feud and I was just throwing out random answers that I think would get that viral, that viral clip from yeah that but that reaction from Steve. har Yeah. That was trying to be funny. And they were like, survey, you know, it was the question was things to turn on at a family dinner, you know, like at a family dinner. Before they even hit the buzzer, I was like your mother-in-law. See, exactly. You and I thought I said the exact same thing I just said for your mother-inlaw chris like mother
03:02:25
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And she's like, I can't believe you just, I'm like, I'm just saying, what would it say? See, Hardy would have lost his fucking mind, dude. Yeah. Yeah. And you've been all over TikTok. Yeah. And she told her mom, because her mom was in the other room. And she was like, do you know what she said? Or what he said? And she's like, no, I wasn't listening to you guys. And she told her, she's like, oh, no, don't
Entertainment Speculations and Show Wrap-up
03:02:52
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do that. you Speaking of game shows, did you guys hear the rumor that Vanna White might be leaving a Wheel of Fortune now? Yeah, she's quitting because she wanted to host. wanted the host and they got that fucking why in the hell Why in the hell wouldn't you allow Vanna White to host? I feel like that would've- Exactly. He knows the game out of anybody. Yeah. I like that's an opportunity miss right there.
03:03:17
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Exactly. and And it comes down to she, she was like, well, fuck you guys. If you want, I'm going to let me host after I've been on the show for 50 years. Fuck you. i yeah I'm I don't I can't stand that guy. I can't either. I Why in the hell wouldn't you be like, Hey, you know, Vanna white, you, you did the letters and all that for so many years. Would you like to host? Like that's like such a no fucking brainer right there. Well one would think but apparently not however gentlemen, what are you? go
03:03:54
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Figures Stop being a damn fucking vulgar lady. Yeah but like watch Like he's number one on the fucking YouTube list every time she says first words, I'm sorry, that's that's instant YouTube's looking at you She's on the list. Every time she does a curse word, you're on the list. right But anyways, gentlemen, we've we've reached that lovely time of the night where the lights have come on. Jeff is so drunk that he doesn't realize he's taken home the troll from Lord of the Rings. Hey, I'm not going to tell you. try
03:04:43
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Oh, I don't know. I don't watch Lord of the Rings because it's game. Jaravicis making out with a pole, thinking he's going to get lucky. Connor. Connor comes back. Connor's still rolling around on the floor with no legs. You ain't got to go home, but you got to go home. I don't have legs. Why would I have a cane? You mad masters. you like pretend you're skiing in your wheelchair or you're practicing for when you sit bitch in a pickup truck and you jerk off two guys at the same time. Well, we did go camping that one time. He had that skiing dream. We did. We did go camping that one time with Jarvis. He still hasn't talked about it. That's why we keep him. That's why he goes to therapy. but Facts. Emma, tune in on Saturdays. Say that question for Saturday.
03:05:41
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well who but i just gotta to say yeah list I've got a list. I've got a hard drive.
03:05:55
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Anyways, we're going to wrap up the show. Obviously, we're going to leave you guys with some one liners, but first, but first.
03:06:06
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we're gonna We're gonna play a song like we always do. We'll get my girl Jules and the Howl up here. we had we have We had our guys from from the Southern Outlaws band earlier. Southern Outlaws band earlier. We had our guy, Josh Merritt. Now we're gonna get our girl. We're gonna get her some love as well. Jules and the Howl. Got a special announcement coming up. I'll probably make that when we come back actually. But um so because you guys liked it Saturday night, I love it. We're going to play it again. It's her cover of Jimi Hendrix all along the watchtower. Let's fucking go. There must be some kind of way out of here. Send the joker to the thief. There's too much confusion.
03:07:03
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Can't trick my wife
03:10:33
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Jules and the Howl. Go check her out on all social media at Jules and the Howl. Gotta show her some love. She was on the show Friday night hanging out with me. We had fun. And coming up July 12th. Got a special show. I'll be hanging out with Jules and three other kick-ass ladies of rock. Brie, Mizzy, and Marley. And we're gonna be promoting their show out in LA. oh Women Rock LA July 19th. I'm super excited for that show coming up on the 12th. However, this Friday night I'll be hanging out with another young man. ah
03:11:14
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talking about his music or yeah John Thomas Moore. So make sure you guys check that out this Friday night on Glick's house of music. Speaking of Glick's house of music, check out the network. We got something for everybody. We got shows seven days a week. Monday's kickoff with men, camper men. Tuesdays is Jeff's garage. Let me go back page real quick. Let me get what rewind that men, camper minutes, immense mental health show on Mondays. Tuesdays is Jeff's garage. If it's in the garage and it's got a motor, they're going to talk about it. Wednesday nights is this year. Fucking dumpster fire. We call it what the fuck news. If it's in the news and it makes you go, what the fuck or likely we're going to talk about it.
03:11:54
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Thursday night's just talking shit. This Thursday night is their military show. ah They'll be inviting people from the military to hang out with them and just kind of do their thing, chit chat and talk and shoot the shit. ah They usually have guests on every Thursday night. Friday night, clicks out some music. We were just talking about that. Like I said, tune in this Friday. I got John Thomas Moore coming up. And then Saturday nights is the foundation of the network, nonsensical nonsense, unhinged, unapologetic, comedy based, anarchy, chaos. We do a little thing.
03:12:34
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a little bit different from a lot of other shows. Actually, I don't see any shows doing it. We call it the open door challenge where we open the floodgates. We drop the link in the chat and we tell you guys to come on in. We let the, we let the inmates take over the asylum on Saturday nights and whatever happens, happens, man. We usually have a really good time. Sunday night series, a new sports show coming our way hosted by that guy right down there. I'm sitting in this weird, dark, creepy dungeon. Uh,
03:13:01
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That'll be coming soon. All at the Nonsenseable Network. We are on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok shows Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Twitch, X, and Facebook. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at. all at the nonsensical network, or you can go on over to bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. I have fixed all the links except for discord because as I said, fuck discord, but all the other links should be good to all of our social media. Follow us there. You know the drill. Give us a follow. Give us a listen. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. We greatly appreciate that. As always with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, it is the end of the night. We're done. We're out of here, but before we leave, Jerry Vichy.
03:13:48
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yeah any Any words of wisdom you would like to drop on the peoples before you sign off? Well, if you go to Japan, don't try the dick. but If you go in anywhere else, try the dick. just web your van according to garvis
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good at pump and No legs.
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No legs, sleepy Connor.
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I love you, buddy. And you're so pretty. Is there anything you would like to leave us with tonight? I can leave you with one thing. And that's that's that I'm the greatest. And go fuck yourself, Santa Barbara. Go fuck yourself.
03:14:41
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Always comes right back around to the maintenance. Yeah. I've heard that before. Yeah. John Thomas is a, is a, is English slang for. but cop jeffoffrey What say you, my friend? Well, I ordered by Boa boys. You what? I ordered a Boa. A Boa constrictor. I'm going to test the theory. I'm just, did you get the Hawk two addition Boa? Oh yes. Yeah. Okay. think It's a little bit extra, but it's it's it's only a couple bucks. So I'm just order the one without the but Five days shipping from from from all of us here at the nonsense. So network a network of shows if you will still in it nonetheless um Not the same thing every day it's something different every day of the week I
03:15:36
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um forever I would like to say to you guys, when you find yourselves in the corner at the crossroads of life, and I don't get to say this very often anymore, so I'm probably going to fuck it up because I can't remember it. When you find yourselves at the crossroads of life and you don't really know what to do next and a little demon pops up and he says, I'm going to make you a deal. Just ask yourself five simple letters, five simple words. What would Nonsenseical Network do? I'm sad in that bitch. Absolutely do what we would do because you only live once motherfucker. So be good or be good at it baby. See y'all next time. What did we just say here instead of each other now? I don't know what to do. yes really I Wait wait wait Jarvis would you like to leave the broadcast?
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sure we here it just up but good I'm going to enjoy my concert in the show.