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Unnecessary Roughness: NFL Week 9
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Glick and the guys make their NFL week 9 picks and talk alot of trash while doing it
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Mr Barrett, welcome back to the building. oh Yeah, um' um I'm gonna be doing a lot of winging it today. way I ain't um watching and i a' been watching hard to anything. He ain't missing a whole lot. Nah, not really.
College Football Highlights
00:04:46
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Nothing really, I know we usually talk a little bit on college football. Shout out to the Vols. They won. Shout out to Ohio State. They won. in a big matchup. That was a big matchup last night. That was huge. That was, I was, I seen clips and bits and pieces of that game. It was a pretty good game. It looked terrible in the beginning. Michigan lost. They looked good for a minute, literally a minute. yeah ah And then it kind of fell apart at the end of the game. so jordan Georgia survived. Yeah. I mean, Indiana is still undefeated yeah and
00:05:25
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And, and, and, and I got a shout out my Cinderella squad. I called at the beginning of the season. I don't know why I jumped on this bandwagon at the beginning of the season. of us to figure out why yeah i yeah But I got a shout about because they're still steady winning and they smacked the dog shit out of Pittsburgh last night. SMU, let's go. And, um,
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the, the new, um, where are they at?
00:05:56
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The new rankings came out. hu The bills have such a great slogan right now over their offense. Said with Jada guide you said with Josh L and the leading the bills everybody eats offense.
00:06:15
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He threw his first interception last week of the season. Oh, really? Yep, Joshua's first interception last week of the season and. um The reason I was so nervous yesterday i playing Penn State out of the first three passes, uh, Will Howard went two for three. But have you actually figured out he went three for three because the third one was a pick six to Penn State. So he completed his first three passes. Just one of them was to the wrong team.
NFL Predictions and Team Performances
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but So that was, that was kind of a rough one. Everybody is talking about this Bill's Miami game today. And I don't. think it's going to be everything it's cracking up to be. i wo Yeah, no. i think I think the bills are going to floor the Dolphins today. Yeah, 1,000%. Like, i just I just don't see.
00:07:12
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Well, of course, two has got all those numbers in just a few games, and all the other quarterbacks have the same numbers combined. They only played for five weeks, and they split up between three quarterbacks.
00:07:26
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it so I went to it has 717 passing yards and three touchdowns in what four weeks this season. All other Miami quarterbacks have 717 yards and one touchdown combined. Well, duh, you dumb sons of bitches.
00:07:42
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but You're talking about Skyler. You're talking about Skyler Thompson, Tim Boyle, and who's the other dummy?
00:07:54
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I think we're still waiting on the yeah college football, new rankings to come out, but I'm going to make a bold prediction.
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SMU cracks the top 10, Indiana cracks the top five. Penn State falls out of the top five, that's why. I think Penn State was fourth, I believe, and that win should put Penn State in like sixth or seventh, and Ohio State should bump up at least one.
00:08:24
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Miami's probably gonna go to two or three from five. They're still undefeated. They're killing everybody. But my- He already can't remember every remember anything, Savage. my My bold prediction is Indiana cracks the top five and SMU cracks the top 10. And last night we said, or you said, let me correct that. You said, no way in hell SMU makes the playoffs.
00:08:51
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school there would be no money There would be no money in it and we all know college is a money grab there would be no money in it and we all know that that's that's how there it would be all the money in the world because there's like with the Cinderella squads in in basketball for March Madness there wouldn't though and you know that And they'd smack the shit out of Georgia That would be fucking hysterical that was miss I would pee my pants laughing about that one. Um, so Georgia's going to stay. It's the first two are going to stay Oregon, Georgia. Then I think it's going to go Ohio state, Miami. Uh, I don't think Indiana is going that high. You're talking about, do you say top 10 or top five? They're cracking. They're cracking the top five. They're going to be number five. Not from 13th. No way. Watch them.
00:09:48
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20th to 10th, not after Tennessee one yesterday. don It's not going to, they're not going that high. I think Iowa state lost too. Uh, no. Did they manage to pull that? one There was a close. No, they, they did. They lost by one right at the, right at the end. Yeah. So that would, uh, let's see, Miami, Trump, Duke.
00:10:14
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Um, who was the big upsets yesterday? Illinois is falling on top 25. Yes. Illinois is just for you. Iowa state did lose up 23, 22 to Texas tech. So they're falling down. and i follow watching is They lost to Houston, Texas A and M's falling out of the top 10. Cause they got their asses handed to them by the Gamecocks 44 to 20. Dang is falling out of the top 15 because they got beat by Louisville 33 to 21.
00:10:45
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Dude, Louisville was throttling them like that whole game, and then they just started. benching like and so sort of come up yeah Louisville's cracking the top 25 Clemson's falling out of the top 15. A and&M is falling out of the top 15. Kansas State's falling out of the top 20. I'm just making bold predictions over here. I'm just making bold predictions here, man. Indiana cracks the top five, and SMU cracks the top 10. Yeah. well I just don't see. I don't see anything anything going that high. You're talking they're jumping eight spots. That's I don't I don't see that. That's a huge jump. That's a that's possible in the bottom half of the top twenty-five. That's possible. So, are you telling me nobody's undefeated right now? Uh yeah, there is a couple undefeated. Oregon's undefeated. Uh Miami's not Miami. BYU. Oh, the canes. The hurricanes are undefeated.
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yeah in the love painted Uh, it was undefeated until last night. Two army still undefeated unless they lost yesterday. Oh yeah. They're undefeated. Yep. Go army. The Air Force 20 to three. damn This is going to be crazy at the end of the season. Well, this week is the first, uh, college football playoff committee meeting.
00:12:12
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I actually liked that though, man, because, you know, uh, it's good for my team. You know, the balls they played in their blackout uniforms last night. I fucking love those units. Yeah. Those are nice. ah Kentucky had their all whites with the chrome helmet. That's probably my two favorite uniform combinations playing against each other.
00:12:37
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Oregon was wearing all white with chrome winged helmets yesterday against Michigan. I love it. They kind of they kind of threw me off for a minute and I had to be like, oh, what the hell is going on here? I liked it, though. I'm not mad. I love Oregon's uniform. So, man, they got some of those freaking. We talked about that. That's because the CEO of Nike went to college there and he built the fucking place right in the back yard. So they get the top of the line shit every time they do. They have some really dope.
00:13:04
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They have some really dope uniforms. They're black out with the wings on them that are in like a gloss black. That's sharp unit too. Yeah. I like some of the real bright, like green and yellow ones. Yep. Oh, they're out. They're out. Their rankings literally just dropped.
00:13:22
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Oh, let's see here. Oregon stays number one Georgia to Ohio state to three Miami to four Texas down to five Indiana to six BYU to seven is that goes all the way to eight Tennessee to nine Notre Dame 10 Boise state 11 SMU Mustangs 12. Where's Alabama at 13 funny us that they were right next.
00:13:51
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SMU is number 12 bro. Yep. And spots to 15. No, I'm sorry. six i was i was I was close. I was close on my bold predictions. but Army's 17 now. Iowa state falls to 18. Colorado is 19.
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Clemson fell 10 spots to 20 Washington 21 hit 22 Kansas state 23 South Carolina 24 and final Vanderbilt Commodores coming in at number 25 first time ever ranked. Heck yeah, man. Good for them. Yep, let's go Dandy. And there's your new top 25.
00:14:43
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I was, I was pretty damn close. I was pretty damn close on my bold predictions, but that number 12 ranking, as long as they stay there and keep winning their playoff. Yeah, they they should be Vandy's bowl eligible for the first time in school history. They said that yesterday, she should make it in the couch potato bowl.
00:15:10
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Yeah, this is not looking good for, uh, for our, our bowl folks, man. We definitely know you're not making a playoffs. Yeah. No, not unless some crazy, crazy shit happens. Right. ah how ah now How are they doing that? I know it's different this year. So how many teams are going to, it's going to be 12. 12. Okay. Yeah.
00:15:33
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Yeah, Michigan still has to play Indiana and Ohio State. So we might barely, because we got to play Northwestern. We might barely get a bowl bid.
00:15:47
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Not unless we, unless we play upset assholes and somehow managed to beat Indiana and Ohio street. I'm so hateful. I'm not hateful. I, man, I hate issues.
00:16:00
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I don't, I don't think Michigan is going to beat Ohio State. I don't think they'll beat Indiana, but I told you that they weren't going to beat Oregon. I didn't think they were going to be Illinois and they lost there. Illinois, Illinois. I was kind of shocked at the Washington game, but Washington has progressively gotten better throughout the season. All right. Good, but better. but about mydjecs up too By the way, for now. Ready to go for the pro stuff. the inactive However, it's funny. Both teams that were in the national championship last year are both sitting at five and four. Yeah, right. Well, but that's the thing. That's the thing about college. College is going to change every fucking year because the players yeah drafting like you can have the like Ohio State, like you said, you keep making this point. They spent $22 million dollars to chase the championship this year. Next year, they won't have this team period.
00:16:58
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Especially with the transfer portal. Oh my God. That's killing it. That's killing it. That transfer portal is like, what the fuck, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Um, just, uh, just a couple notable things from, uh, last week's games. Um,
00:17:20
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Derek, I think your Titans forgot that they had to play Detroit last week because they didn't show up. but Yeah. Oh, yeah. 52 14. It was pretty close. You know, made it respectable. 54 to 12. You know, um I think, you know, what the prisoners, Jared Goff never came out of that game. He just kept playing. Yeah. They didn't destroy anybody out. They fucking just kept their foot on their throat. The whole goddamn game.
00:17:46
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they They call I called DC. They called DC Dan Campbell classless in the in the yeah, yeah and the press conference after the game and he don't give Yeah, man, that's that's ridiculous man, like everybody knows you just keep your foot on the gas You don't like back off like back when the Patriots used to do that. They didn't say that no. Yeah, I yeah but You know, because then you lose your momentum going into the next week. Like, yeah, exactly. got to Sit him when he's on fucking fire. Exactly. Not. Yeah. Totally disagree with that. Give me your career. Sit down.
00:18:22
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Yes. Now bump there. That's why a lot of times them, them teams that get that bi-week going into the playoffs, you know what I mean? Yep. Yep. You almost want to early, you don't want to early, early bi-week, but you don't want it two weeks before the playoffs either. Especially if you're rolling and you're on that end ah and a regular season run, you know, you don't want that might, that will fuck you up. That's right.
00:18:48
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So, um, yeah, the other reporters and basically called him classless and he he responded back. He's like, I'm not classless or I'm classy. I drink, I drink wine straight from the bottle. Yeah. I love it. MCDC is my favorite one when they put them on a mic, man. And not only that man, it's like, bro, it's football.
00:19:10
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You know what I mean? I guess football. If you're kicking somebody's ass, kick their ass. Yeah. If they don't want to get their ass kicked that bad next week, learn to play better. Yeah, I heard that. If the Titans could have quit, they could have just threw the white and flat. You know, hey, man, we're done. but still a figure somebody Somebody's outworking you at your job. The bosses are going to go tell them to take a long break so you can catch up. He's going to find your ass and find somebody who can keep up with him. That's right. take it though. These guys make millions and millions. Take that **** 40 point **** whooping and take your millions and go home for the week. That's right. 100%. I hope we lose this week. I'm trying to get that number one draft pick. The NFC West are tied the top three, four, and four. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
00:20:09
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Mm. Yeah. I mean, it's like a really bad team, a very mediocre team is going to make it to the playoffs. Well, that's going to happen anyways. Atlanta's going to make the playoffs. So we're going to have a mediocre team in there anyways. Yeah. Well, you know, what's going to happen with the, uh, with the West is towards the end of the season, San Francisco is going to get fucking healthy because they haven't been healthy all season. They're going to get healthy. CMC is going to come back.
00:20:38
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just in time to make that freaking playoff run. And jump and he's going to go out there and just fucking ball like he notoriously does. Um, good man. Cause I hope somebody beats the damn cheese. They're saying Buffalo is going to be the first one to do it all season. and two weeks I hope so, man. I hope they can beat the refs. I've been seeing so many videos.
00:21:04
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ah like just hold it. Yeah, man. Just people just holding like choke holding guys on Kansas City's offensive line. I'm like, like what is going on man? Like this is crazy. You need to put it like a third string quarterback against Kansas and have them go out there and just the number one ref in the goofy white hat. Just fucking take the football. and and break a puage Like varsity blues when he hits the guy on the horse. Right in the junk. Every time there's a bad call, you put that good that guy back in and have to do it it again. Have him smoke a referee. What are they going to do? excuse you Pull a quarterback off the practice squad. They'd be like, give me enough time to smoke a referee. That's all we have to do every time they play Kansas City.
00:21:54
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and I would love it. Uh, last, that you know, there was, there was some good games last week. Um, Dallas and and San Francisco turned out to be a good game late, but I'll tell you what the one game that man freaking Washington and Chicago bro down to the last play of the game. Hail Mary. see That player walking back to everybody.
00:22:17
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There was a bears, uh, safety secondary who had his back to the play. It was talking shit and taunting Washington fans because he thought they had already won the game. Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels is running around, running the clock out, drops back. It just throws one of the most beautiful hail Mary she'll ever see. You got everybody bunched up.
00:22:39
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One ride receiver standing behind the crowd because Jaden threw it high enough. If there was no jumping up and swatting it down, you could only tip it. And he's behind the crowd, just waits for the tip, catches it in the end zone. But Washington walks away with an 18. He was literally the only guy standing in the end zone with nobody around him. And he was like four steps back from the pile of guys jumping for the ball. And it rolled off like three sets of hands and just landed right in his chest.
00:23:08
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And that was wild. Did you hear the Washington's announcers? I was driving home. So I was listening to it on Sirius XM and because it was in Washington, we got the Washington feet. Those guys, I thought they were going to die. Literally the way they were freaking out. I thought they were going to die. It was wild. It was a wild finish, man. It really was.
00:23:36
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that Chicago player that was taught in the crowd. I mean, it wasn't even it wasn't even 10 minutes after the game. He was tweeting. And first and foremost, I want to apologize to my teammates. I want to apologize to the fans. that it at that that like No, no, you don't get to apologize. That's karma. Bite you in the ass for being a party. Yeah. Yeah. For no reason.
00:24:02
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and just Yeah, just go home and eat shit. There you go. Yeah, basically but go home and choke on this one. yeah yeah um And surprisingly, shockingly, I told you last week, Rick, there was going to be a new offense. They were going to look better. They were going to look shocking is an understatement. My Cleveland Browns.
00:24:27
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shock the world by beating the Ravens last Sunday. and Number two team in the AFC and they beat the **** Ravens. Was James Winston QB? Yeah. Yeah. James Winston was eating Ws and made **** Cedric Tillman look like a damn all-star wide risk. That kid is a monster that he was hitting him all over the field and Cedric was steamrolling defender. That is a big receiver and he was just doing doing whatever he wanted. And, and Joku look good out there. They looked, they literally looked like a completely different offensive team. And I really truly think that that offense gave up on Watson. And that's why they were playing so bad. Yeah, that's why they were playing so bad. yeah
00:25:14
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So I'm, I'm, I'm excited for today's game. I don't expect a win, but I am excited to see what James and, and, and, and the Browns can, or Jamis and the Browns can do this week. the play Let's see if we can keep it to chargers. yeah Just an average fire, man. and That dude, that kid, that kid's fire. Yeah. Well, miles, the Terminator Garrett.
00:25:41
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is going to suplex the hell. Did you see his Halloween costume last? Yes. Yes. Dude, that was sick. Yes. He spends a Halloween. He goes all out for. all he He loves Halloween. It's his favorite holiday. Yep. Um, his, his, usually his, his front yard decorations, uh, is like a big graveyard. Well, this year is intacted yeah. So this year he did a terminator themed. He had like wrecked cars and all that, like all, and then all these chrome skeletons.
00:26:10
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and all the chrome skeletons were the quarterbacks that he sacked. So they all had the jerseys on like Josh Allen and and and Lamar Jackson and all these damn yeah jerseys. ah just all it was It was really cool. His yard always looks so cool for Halloween. Got to put the traffic line in front of his fucking house during that, during Halloween is retarded. Oh, it's got to be ridiculous, man. You don't live far from you. You haven't driven by it yet.
00:26:37
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Uh, I'm not, I'm not ever up that way. I mean, it's, it's still about a two hour, two and a half hour drive. I'm just never, I'm just never up that way. However, next year we will be in Cleveland around Halloween. So next year I will go drive past miles house. let's but Oh man.
00:26:57
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But, uh, we'll roll it here to last week's picks. Uh, You and I were talking about it last night a little bit, Rick. We actually we all did pretty well. um I was 10 and six. Yeah, I was 10 and six. ah Had I not made my, you know, my bonehead, but lone wolf, dumbass, lone wolf fix. um I would have been I would have been 12 and four. But you and you and Derek are both 11 and five and and fucking Cam was 13 and three. So I don't know what this kid's doing, but.
00:27:34
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man he He's got that he's got that almanac from Back to the Future. yeah got Yeah, the sports betting almanac. Yeah, he just he he he misses a few just to keep us like okay. Alright, he is human. He's not right. Yeah. ah Yeah, he's been killing it all season. I don't think he's probably he's probably just watching Vegas. but You know what I mean?
00:28:02
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He's had two seven and nine weeks, but yeah, outside of that, he's, he's been on. Yeah. ah Yeah. ah So the case should be and so good yeah. Well, I'm going to start writing down the opposite teams from that. He, that he sends me when he, and then it will ever, that'll be the week of upsets and he had a valid, he'll still fucking win. Right. I'll be like, God,
00:28:32
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bless it
00:28:36
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We'll go ahead and get into get into this week's picks I should have wrote down his picks so I didn't have to keep going back and forth um hells yeah Speaking of shit shows You see Mike Edwards wants to trade at a Buffalo I Really? Yeah, he wants to play and he's not getting to play because Damar Hamlin is actually playing good. So they haven't taken him out and put Mike Edwards in. Yeah.
00:29:14
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you him but He just he just he just wants out of Dodge. He wants on a Buffalo because he came there from fucking Kansas City. That's what it is. e
00:29:28
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right this down here real quick. Here it is Tyreke Stevenson not in starting lineup for today's game after roll and loss to commanders, the guy that was taunting the fucking crowd.
00:29:41
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number ten and and that's not real He should be bent, man. Oh, his hand was the first one to fall into. twenty five touchdowns to twentyflletions in the last that's wild that won't look like ben johnson he He should be yeah nice players and we got a corner by He should be benched I mean that's that's there think about what he did now is the perfect person Yeah, that's that's unacceptable behavior man. You're in the middle of a game here.
00:30:10
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damn professional get out there and play yeah a know team professionals are too cocky for their own bridges who was it who's that one safety as a team that was talking mad shit about Josh Allen and Steph Diggs Saying that Josh Allen was a trash quarterback. does anyone anyone remember And then Josh went out there but and fucking just dropped dimes to the receiver. That dude was covered in the whole fucking game. The dude had like one pass break up the whole game, but gave up two tuddies. This 2021 seemed like a long time ago. All right.
00:30:49
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I forgot to drop the link. It is an open ban on anybody. Let's go up and talk some football. We're going to go ahead and jump into our picks for the week. ah Starting now. What up, Shaka? Starting with who's got the TV on in the background, Rick? Oh, my bad. oh gun They're talking. They're talking to Dan Campbell. So I want to see what he had to say. It's not me. I've got my low and closed captions on, bitch.
00:31:14
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yeah Last night, Rick goes in. TV blared. He's like, it's odd. He says 100. Yeah, it's fucking barely even on. Let's go ahead and get into these pigs here in our and and and talk a little shit. Cowboys in the. I learned my lesson last week in the Falcons. Yeah, they're not the Falcons, that's for sure. Yeah.
00:31:47
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Dallas and Atlanta. inlan Notable for for the Falcons. um Running back McClellan's out. Lionbacker Bertrand is out. I think that's about the only ones that make a bit of a difference for them. And let me get down to Dallas real quick. Notables for Dallas in actives. Micah Parsons. Joe Elliott.
00:32:17
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um who Cornerback, Andrew Booth, John Bland, AJ Henry, and that's all the ones that make a difference for that. Let's just get to the real deal. I think everybody's going Falcons. and Well, we know who they are. I think everybody's going Falcons. I'm going Falcons just because I think that Dallas doesn't win another fucking respectable game the rest of the season.
00:32:48
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but I still have to give people listening the updates on the inactive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. you got a pe man who yeah disciplinary action He probably fucking yelled at Dak Prescott and made him cry. And Jerry Jones was like, you're sitting next week. Yeah. Which I mean, is a good thing for Dallas. I'll give Dallas this because I'm sorry, nothing against Zeke. He's just not the old Zeke that he used to be. He something he wasn't the Zeke that drafted in and went to Dallas. He ain't been Zeke since they paid him. Yep. Yeah. Since they said he couldn't wear his cut off shirts no more.
00:33:27
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That's right. Dudley is a much better running back, in my opinion, so he should be playing today. But doubtfully I call him Dowdle. Yeah, that I did too.
00:33:41
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loudly Look, he's a Cowboys. He he plays for the Cowboys. He doesn't know the relevant. And you could call him dipshit. Number 45 on the 52 man roster. I don't give a damn. way calling Yes. And we are going across the board. I was going to do some elaborate load and what bullshit with the Cowboys. Well, you're not being stupid. I will literally fucking tell you you're not being stupid this week. I'll write down the goddamn picks differently.
00:34:09
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I am. I'm with everybody else. i I'm good. I'm both Falcons. Uh, next game up at one o'clock we got your Buffalo Bills versus the Miami Dolphins. And the curse of Glick picking the bills has been broken.
00:34:32
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Every time he's picked the bubbles, they lost. last And they won. The last two weeks I picked the bills and they've won. Yeah, so with that so click, who are you picking? but left For two studies, Miami Dolphins fins up. Let's go. Buffalo is going down. no You are such a bad liar.
00:34:53
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and And that didn't even sound enthusiastic. So close last week on that, on that Miami dolphins load wolf. And I watched it again, two of those to touchdown. I was like, there's one, I said two. And then it they lost by a point. And I was like, mother, are ah you serious right now? This just happened.
00:35:16
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I was so mad. I was like, I'm going to get this load. We'll pick for the dolphins. Finally. Finally. It took me eight weeks to get it. Here's a a fun fact for you. The dolphins have not won in Buffalo since 2016.
00:35:35
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dan And they're there every single year. Josh Allen has Miami's number. Oh, he's their daddy. I'm surprised he hasn't told to where to go to his room and sit down before he gets seriously injured. it's fun go sit down I think it's a safe bet that Rick's going with the Dolphins. Yep, that's for sure. That's what the that's what the paper says here. his dolphins right don big Buffalo Dolphins. Yes. yeah ah Yes, it's a new one there. It's our new team.
00:36:11
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Cam is also going with the bills. What about you, Derek? I don't want to assume anything. Yeah, you can assume it's the bills. You can assume. It's it's a sick bet. This next game kind of intrigues me. And I'm a little up in the air with this one. It is the Kentucky Bengals and the Vegas Raiders.
00:36:39
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happy Squish the fish go bills. That's right. Squish the fish. Let me see you down there, Rich. I'm saying since I can fucking remember. Yeah. ah Cameron's going bangles. The Vegas Raiders and the and the Kentucky Bengals. Cam's going bangles. So the Raiders injured. So the injury report.
00:37:08
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for both teams right now is, me excuse you. Um, looks like Robert Spillane and Zamir white are both questionable. Um, let's see. Let me get to the the bangles here. Oh my God. Twitter updates. So fucking fast. It makes my head spin. Yeah.
00:37:35
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and I'm not trying to do it on Twitter. Twitter. It's just what the **** ESPN feed is. I can't find a bank. Uh Bengals have T Higgins. Uh that's probably their biggest one. Zach Moss is out as well. Um the RB. Yeah.
00:37:58
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and Orlando Brown Junior. I didn't know. I didn't know Orlando Brown had a son that was in the NFL already. Damn, I'm old. Jesus, I'm old. Oh, they're talking to talking to Jaymo right now. They're showing the clip from acts of him giving his hype speech. Oh God. Yeah. So, yeah. So T Higgins and Zach Moss for the Bengals. That's probably your two key injuries. Raiders, Bengals. Who you got there? What's your thoughts? What's your thoughts and opinions?
00:38:28
Speaker
Uh, my thoughts and opinion is the bangles are going to win. particularly <unk> both They're both trash ass teams this year. Let's be honest. Yeah. Um, yeah, I bangles though. Yeah. I think the bangles win. Who's even, is it still, what's his name in Las Vegas right now? The men chew.
00:38:56
Speaker
She made the mustache and the long hair. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. The porn stash. That's actually made a big comeback. You know, I see a lot of people rocking the porn stash now. I'm not about to do that. Yeah, I heard that. I'm like, they look like undercover police officers. They look like 80s cops. Yeah.
00:39:23
Speaker
I swear I'm not a cop, think but it doesn't matter who grows. It does not matter. And I say this, it does not matter who grows a porn stash. You cannot beat Tom Selleck's mustache. Yeah, that's sure again that's true.
00:39:39
Speaker
That's true. The thing about it though is like Tom Selleck's mustache. It's the same stash, but he doesn't look like a cop or a porn star. know like is this with see You know, i made principle yeah yeah like it fits him.
00:39:57
Speaker
looks it looks reasonable and all yeah that yeah it makes him look badass he's like the only right the less price back to the pick i'm bit theators ah um yeah as in this game mi yeah there you go
00:40:20
Speaker
It looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like
00:40:25
Speaker
I'm really torn. Uh, but, uh, yeah, man, we hurts Joe burrow today. It's only a matter of time before somebody hurts burrow. He's hurt every season. I'm surprised to be the one to put it down today. Boy, he's going to put it on him. The real slim shady. yeah it is vanilla sha all so what he is now He's the real slim shady.
00:40:52
Speaker
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Bill and we're gonna split this pic down the middle ah Speaking of Joey B. Did you see in Halloween costumes? That was last week Macaulay Culkin dressed up as Joe Burroughs and Nailed it. I mean he's a dead side for the back of Macaulay Culkin looks like a meth head No, not anymore. He's clean and healthy, bro He's he's married to that little uh, what's it Brenda song or something like that? He's I was an el he yeah I was convinced him and the Olsen twins were all in the same drug fucking circle for a while. They were. Yeah, he did look bad, but he's clean and healthy these days, man. He looks good, but he was dead. He was a spitting freaking image of Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow, Slim Shady, that's ice, whatever you want to call him. All right. Here we go. Vanilla dildo. All right. Oh, here we go. We got my dog, Pam. versus the Chargers. And I just want to see one of those players run over and headbutt hardball for me. That'd be awesome. Nope, that's not going to happen.
00:42:01
Speaker
It's not going to happen, but I can mean i could manifest it. I manifested a couple of weeks ago with the Watson. the brown The Browns are going to win this game. You think? Yep. The Browns are going to win. What's your thoughts, Rick?
00:42:20
Speaker
I'm going to go with Cleveland on this one. I think that with Jaymo running, throwing the pigs skin as long as, as long as they can protect him and he doesn't get fucked up or spend the whole game running for his life. Um, like Deshaun was doing most of the game, but I think the O line wanted him to get hurt. So they were just like, Oh, Oh, there's my block. Oh, there's my block. And then Deshaun's back. They're going, what the fuck? He's running back and forth.
00:42:48
Speaker
i think i think I think there's a combination of that and a combination and and the other factors is that Watson's just a fucking douchebag and doesn't know what he's doing. So most of his mistakes in the backfield were on him and the offensive line, even the defense was just going, what the hell is going on right now? but But now your defense gets a chance to rest because the offense is actually out there for more than three fucking plays. That was the other big factor last week. Our defense looks so much better because they weren't on the field the whole game. They weren't, yeah, out of the fucking 60 minutes, they weren't on the field for 52 of them. Yeah.
00:43:26
Speaker
I am obviously with you guys. I got my W. I'm ready to eat it with Jmo. i Go get with dogs like you one today, boy. The dogs are barking. However, Pam, with a lone wolf status, has picked. I swear to God, it trump wins with the load with the first lone wolf of the of the day. and I swear to God, if he fucking wins.
00:43:58
Speaker
So yeah, so now we're gonna move on To another shit show of a football game between two shit show football teams one against the New England Patriots versus Titans of Tennessee Oh Derek you said that you you want you watch your Titans to go to not win another game and get the number one pick However, you have competition now as being the shittiest team in the NFL. And they're just right up the road. I know there's like a couple of them seeing that I was just on here looking. I was like, God, the dolphins. I mean, well, there's there's two, there the only teams that are wanting or only have all the Panthers. titan Yeah. The Panthers, the Panthers. And then the saint and the saints only got two wins.
00:44:51
Speaker
I'm like, man, this is tough. You know, unfortunately, I think the Titans are going to win today. I hope they lose, but but i think they I'm going with the Titans because I think they're going to win.
00:45:05
Speaker
he he's so hard about the whole thing He is a Titans fan, everybody. Unfortunately, I think they're going to win.
00:45:20
Speaker
ah He is all about that fucking draft. name Yes. That is awesome. And we're only week nine. We've still got like fucking seven more to go. I wish I could. I wish I had enough room to write, unfortunately.
00:45:38
Speaker
yeah so i'm thinking on That's so funny. Cam is also going with the Titans in this one as well. else what What about you, Rick?
00:45:55
Speaker
I really don't want to pick on this. It's like, ah feel there's a lot of green out of the last one I feel like I just ran out of the last sheet of toilet paper right here. Like the decision sock or shirt. All right. I think the Titans might actually pull the, one pull the win off today. So I think they can actually do it. Wow.
00:46:24
Speaker
Hookers out. Pollard pollards out. Sneed is out. Levees is out. Now my pick doesn't look so stupid. Spears is out. Sweat is out. These are all Titans players, by the way. I know. Oh, man. Well, this is probably this is probably why they'll win. yeah You know what I mean? Great. Well, I am a man of my word. Most most most days.
00:46:54
Speaker
And I said, I give them until week six. I gave them an extra week because of the week. And I am not tightening up today. I am going with the paint triots just based off. You're going to Pat riots with us.
00:47:12
Speaker
we own wolf in it char There really is no bad decision in this game other than the fact that we have to know that it's actually happening But I'm looking at these areas for Tennessee man. They they're ah they're they're down to their third string running back um They they have Calvin Ridley six free they got Mason Rudolph. He'll still thinks it's 2017 and hasn't recovered from the head injury when he mouthed off. the wild garret Yeah, that one probably still costs him a few minutes of sleep every night. Talking about limited number of brain cells left in your head, but I am. my I'm going with my first load. Look, I'm going to Patriots man. They they they didn't look
00:48:07
Speaker
Uh, terrible last week in their win against the giant or the jets. So they didn't look good either, but they didn't look terrible. Uh, next we've got, uh, what do we got here? Uh, the commanders versus the New Jersey giants.
00:48:39
Speaker
Think this is a pretty pretty easy pick across the board. I'm gonna say I'm pretty sure across the board the commander is Versus the New Jersey Giants Yeah, I'm gonna go with the commanders on this one I was actually just looking at them that bet on price picks Jaden Daniels over under 221 passing yards
00:49:07
Speaker
I literally was just looking at that bat and I don't know what to do on it. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm going to take the over on it against the New Jersey Giants. I think they're going to, uh, Ryan Robinson is out. that and That means Austin Eckler is going to be there running back in Washington.
00:49:33
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Um,
00:49:37
Speaker
I think they'll be throwing the ball. All over the place on the on the Giants.
00:49:46
Speaker
So it's a safe bet to say that the commanders will take this one and continue their their hot streak. I can't believe how good the commanders are this year. That's wild to me, man. It's wild to me how the cheese got this baby cake ass schedule this season.
00:50:07
Speaker
Like all the you know what I mean? Like didn't they just win the Super Bowl? Are you supposed to have the hardest schedule of the year? Yeah, right one with me That's the way it's supposed to work right and another shit game the hey New Orleans Saints versus the Carolina Panthers Cam is back on board with his Panthers good down now You just have a stroke ah unfortunately. Oh, unfortunately, the Saints are going for him. The Saints are going to win that game. Saints. ah Unfortunately, for you, I wish the Panthers would win. You know what I mean? to ah Keep keep them out of competition for that first round pick.
00:51:00
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right
00:51:03
Speaker
no one hundred one other percent two who who who you who you who you thinking they would pick in the first round with that number one picks if Tennessee got well the the powers that be I have no idea who they pick but uh I'd be looking at uh uh there was two people I was looking at and I can't even think of one of them uh it was Dion Sanderson and then uh
00:51:33
Speaker
All right. And then the, and then the, the hurricanes, uh, quarterback. Okay. Yeah. And things like cam cam ward. Yeah, you got cam ward cam ward left Utah to go to the hurricanes. Didn't he? What are you playing for the Utes? I don't even know. I think he played for the last year. Only reason I even know about him is cause my, uh, a friend of mine's a big Miami hurricane fan.
00:52:03
Speaker
I mean, their defense could be listed as the eighth best defense in in the NFL at this time, but their offense is like ranked the 32nd. Yeah. Yeah. They're fucking trash. and You can say whatever you want about the new Jersey giants, but they're still fucking trash. I mean, the Chicago bears defense was ranked number one a couple of weeks ago. And I think they're still there. They're in defense, but and and I'm not going to say it. Nevermind.
00:52:32
Speaker
As as we learned from Thumper and Bambi, if you ain't got nothing night to say, don't say nothing at all. But those rules don't apply here, so say the mean shit. talks one day Well, no, it wasn't with football, though. I was just I was going to say something else, so I'm going to keep it. Who's going to call me fat? We didn didn't we didn't know for that last night, right? There's a whole lot of fat jokes going on last night.
00:53:03
Speaker
There's a whole lot of all kinds of jokes going on last night. Did my face hurts? Oh, Jesus. Uh, I, you know, I, man, this is another game. Like who the hell do you pick? It's a lose, lose situation. I'm going to go with the saints as well. I'm going to go to the sex and I think Alvin Camara has 80 yards. Yeah. The saints are going to win for sure. Well, it's got a second.
00:53:28
Speaker
It's a lot. Cameron's got his bad as his second lone wolf of the day ah there. And our last one o'clock game, did this goofy? Yeah, he put it all the way down there. What a goof. The last one o'clock game that's just starting Denver versus Baltimore. His darling just called me and messed me all up. Denver, and Baltimore. Every time somebody calls me.
00:53:57
Speaker
I have to go and read you on the string. Oh, geez. Cam is going with the Raven. I don't know if I can hear me. I'm going to take my headset off right now.
00:54:13
Speaker
His mic was plenty hot there. Yeah. We were getting ready to. So we're going to have a chase a episode right there. Yeah, we're going to have a little exam like I know because every once in a while my earbuds, if I touch them or adjust them, they start playing YouTube videos. I was like. What is that a YouTube video? What's what's going on there? Well, I thought we were about to have an episode from Shay Shay out right there. Yeah. All right. I thought it was about to be a fucking livestream of the fucking Shannon Sharp deal all over again.
00:54:50
Speaker
Here we go. Yeah, we're talking about you Derek. Oh Well, I haven't y'all couldn't still hear me. oh Oh, we can hear you Well,
00:55:02
Speaker
but well the funny thing is is my aunt called me and every time somebody calls me all of a sudden it mutes everything on here like I can't hear y'all and I can't we and it hear you yeah Yeah Sorry i was like ah what do we do just set here quiet do do do do know because we know butwa for this oh it's but we
00:55:51
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do
00:55:54
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Oh, that fucking great. yeah Nice. I'm still fucking with the Saints. Yeah, right? The Titans already scored. 6-0. Kick his extra point. Let's go. Brian nailed it. That's why I'm courted to my laptop. I can't walk away like that.
00:56:14
Speaker
Yeah. Well, see, my mic is separate from my earbuds. So, you know, I have ah I have an external mic and then I use my earbuds so I can hear you guys. So I can walk away. The only downfall is, is my mic literally picks up everything in the house no matter where I'm at. Yes. But the last one o'clock game is Denver and Baltimore. I think it's actually going to be a really good game. Bo Nix is fucking killing it in Denver right now. Yeah.
00:56:43
Speaker
he really is. I mean, for Denver being as bad as they've been the last four years to Bo Nicks coming up and like Nick Bennett got that tutty for the Titans, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We we know who J. Bo's favorite wide receiver is and that's said he Tillman. He's already hitting for 20 plus yards. Uh. Uh. Cam is going with the Ravens.
00:57:11
Speaker
ca green with the reagans in that game. I want Denver to win that game so bad. I would love to see Baltimore dropped two in a row, but I just don't think it's going to happen. I got to go. What you want and what you're picking. Yeah. All right. I got to go with Baltimore. I don't think they're going to drop two in a row. Ravens. Ravens for sure. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. We got Ravens, Ravens, Ravens.
00:57:41
Speaker
Oh, I'm taking the Broncos with Red Hot Bo Nicks, man. Oh, man. I fucking haven't been hard about this one, too. And I i still got to go with the Ravens. I mean, the Broncos are surprisingly. I love you. Not bad. They've been good this year. Don't say good. They're just not bad. they Yeah, but I mean, they they they are looking good and they're beating the hell out of people.
00:58:10
Speaker
yeah And they've got three losses and they were all three with lyn less than a touchdown. They lost a tight one to Seattle. They lost a tight one to Pittsburgh. And the only reason the Pittsburgh one won that Denver game was on the leg of Boswell. And then they lost a tight one to the Chargers.
00:58:32
Speaker
But outside of that, they're beating everybody else by double digits with the exception of the kids. Yeah, but they're starting to drive. They're fucking second and eight at their own fucking four yard line. That's all right. The game just started.
00:58:46
Speaker
Second and four on the 20. Oh, here goes the Raiders. Did he get in? He's in. Raiders touchdown.
00:58:58
Speaker
Nice. All right. Where are we going? Okay. We're going to do the four o'clock games, four and four 30 games. Oh, Rick, after our conversation from last week about picking the Thursday night games, ah hey you know, we can advance. You're going to hate me because you're going to have to pick two games in a week in advance this week. fuck you But the second one should be the second one would be easy again.
00:59:21
Speaker
We all lose in the second one. Do we you have a Sunday morning fucking in London game or you got a win to get back? No, it's in Germany this week. I got a win to get back from Europe. I'll do the late afternoon games here. Yeah. Mid afternoon. Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:42
Speaker
This **** just threw everything off doing this. Oh, so I'm going to fix this. The way he sent me his picks. Prescott just hit Ferguson for 27 yards. The pass was only four yards. Ferguson went with the extra 20 fucking three on foot.
01:00:03
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os The Bears Cardinals. Man mediocre ish teams. But the Bears have been finding a fucking way to win games for the most part. Mm hmm. With the exception of last week.
01:00:21
Speaker
ah but they're just fighting away. Oh man. You got hurt in the backfield boy. Um, I'm going to go with the bears on this one.
01:00:38
Speaker
but sta yeah you say you put Here in your lineup, because he just got an 11 yard reception pass. I didn't, uh, you're going to Josh's number one today.
01:00:51
Speaker
Um uh Cam also went with the Bears. Got Bears. Dang Mac. Is that Mac Jones still? but No, that's all. Yeah, that's the new dude. Yeah. He about ran a damn touchdown right there. Bro, the Falcons are smothering Dallas is ah offense right now. Bears Cardinals. Who you got there? Cardinals.
01:01:22
Speaker
How many stiff markets will Derek Henry do? Rich is picking Denver as well. I'm not on an island all on my own. For stiff arms, Ricky Henry.
01:01:37
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ah What'd you say, Derek? Did you just say the bears? No, Cardinals. No, Cardinals. Oh, OK. Mm.
01:01:49
Speaker
you're probably got the most points on that **** Dallas. I'm on a podcast. I will call you when I finish. I'm going to, I'm going to rock with Dubb Bears. They're coming with a lone wolf, a little lone wolf action. Let's go. We're a lone wolf and all over the place tonight, man. today. Geez Louise. We got five of them on the board already. Oh boy. Uh Lions and Packers. A rivalry as old as time. I think that CUNY's tonight. That should be a that should be a good game. Yeah. But I think Detroit's going to win that one. They're **** rolling this year, man. Mm hmm. That's gary especially if they're beating **** Minnesota, Minnesota.
01:02:43
Speaker
ah Yeah, unfortunately, i i'm I'm rolling line. Well, not unfortunately. I would pick the line Touchdown away from the Raiders and they're still trying. yeah I'm going Detroit as well But and you know and I think the only reason I'm I'm definitely you know 100% on board with the Lions Jordan loves out No, no, no no shade on Malik Willis because he's played good when Jordan loves out yeah g man josh With Detroit though I'm definitely going to, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. That's a different beat could be going up against. Yeah. your Alexander is out. There's a lot of, there's a lot of injuries in Green Bay. So we got lions across the board on that one. Cam went with the lions as well. We got the Los Angeles Rams in the Seattle sea chickens.
01:03:39
Speaker
um' um'm going so Uh, I'm going to go ahead and say right off the bat, the Rams are healthy cup is back. The Kua is out, but cup is back. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going Rams. It's it. Uh, Nakula is out. It says he's healthy here. Yeah. Are they just not playing him? This has got, uh, he is expected to be active.
01:04:06
Speaker
As of right now, right now he's still listed, listed injured, but I just read the updates. Uh, he's expected to be active for week nines. By the way, Zamir white did go and I'm going to tell the Rams today. He just got a touchdown. Yeah. The Rams are getting healthy. That's not good for anybody when they're healthy. They're firing on all cylinders.
01:04:27
Speaker
And, uh, God love Matt Stafford, man. I love it. yeah I was excited for that, that trade because that benefited both guys golf wanted out of, out of LA or St. Louis, whatever. And, and Matt Stafford, man, they just did him so dirty in Detroit and he got to the Rams. He was a totally different player. Same thing with golf. You know, congratulations both fun success on both teams. Yeah. Yep.
01:04:55
Speaker
So I'm, I'm happy for the Rams. I'm, I'm going Rams. Derek's going Rams Rick. I'm going to go Rams and whom I bet. um I drew a blank. I just had a stroke like you did last night. du I did not have a stroke. I went completely off line, in bro. He went, he went to, he got the, there was six of us in the fucking chat box and he goes, you know what guys? And everybody, for the first time on that line, everybody got quiet everybody got quiet to listen.
01:05:25
Speaker
And I just went offline. died the whole conversation The Rams and sea chickens. Oh, the Rams all day. Oh my God. We've got another. damn womb wolff oh for cam He's going to see chickens. Nope.
01:05:42
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o
01:05:45
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we will have the resolution sco ah The next step, we've got the Vikings. and the Colts and Flacco is starting is the man in Indy right now. Yep, Flacco here in Indy right now. Cam is going with the Vikings.
01:06:15
Speaker
Uh, let's see. I don't know why some reason I I don't I don't have the ability to mute nobody, but I can't hear Rick's mic. to go down That's weird. Yeah, I can't hear you. I see it's on your end, but I don't hear anything. That's on your end. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Perfect. Huh? I can hear Rick. He muted. I'm sorry. I'm going to just do this. I'll be right back. He's just a good job. No, no really notable injuries in that one.
01:06:51
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Um, cams going Vikings. I'm following suit. I'm taking Vikings. They've lost two in a row. There's no way they can win a third or lose a third in a row. yeah Plus, plus on an upside, uh, the Vikings just got some help that just came back off of injury. Yep. Uh, in the, in the form of a tight end, TJ, Jay Hawkinson, who's starting on my fantasy team today.
01:07:16
Speaker
All right. Now I can hear everybody. I've had him sitting in the fucking injured reserve all season. Didn't want to dump him off for anybody else. And he's back. And I put him in. Oh, are you saying, Richard, you say in the Lions Packers game, i have best game of the week? I think so. I agree. Yes. I'm trying. Well, what's going on, brother? Yes. Still suck. There is still terrible. Detroit Lions agreement with the Lions favored by three and a half.
01:07:45
Speaker
We're on to the Vikings and the Colts I'm going Vikings We're biking in across the board that big movie' running that in for a touchdown No, okay they're pillaging and plundering pillage. Yeah pillaging and plundering And then we have the Eagles and
01:08:12
Speaker
And oh that should be a you wires. Eagles and Jaguar is our last four o'clock game. Oh, that's you know, that's the Eagles. Yeah, it pains me to say it, but I got to go Eagles and that. one Oh, my God. The Chargers just put one in the end zone. I'm sorry. The Jaguars, despite what records say or anything else, the Jaguars might be the worst and team in the league.
01:08:42
Speaker
that is a at least in the Trevor Lawrence era. That is a I know when he first came in though, man like the first year. Yeah. He is the most promising. It's coming to a team of any team. Nice interference on that, huh? So, um yeah, I'm going Eagles. Alright. He's got a winner. He's going to lose his ****
01:09:11
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hey and nice Nice Monday the Monday night game hu the texas Was the Eagles game the Sunday night game? No, the Colts Vikings is oh Okay, the Sunday night game I just had to kind of pull them around so that because the way cam sent me his list He has he had like the Ravens all the way down to the bottom and the Eagles way up top So he didn't have anywhere near in order Yeah, so I had to kind of switch things up. ah Yeah, the Monday night game is so smart or tonight's game is the Colts Vikings under the lights. And then everybody knows who's winning Monday nights game. because Because it's already been written in the script. With the referees, the Buccaneers.
01:10:00
Speaker
Right, right, right. Wouldn't that be awesome though? Yeah, Baker Mayfield in the Super Bowl. would it be awesome though so you you guys you guys are you guys are going with the Chiefs I'm assuming you know I mean don't want to because I think Baker could pull it off but I do think that the Kansas City Reveries are going to win that game that's right I'm not giving up on my boys in Tampa let's go Baker Mayfield let's go Buccaneers I hope
01:10:35
Speaker
but examplepa i'm holding taking the box I'm pulling for you man. Yeah, it's a it's a it's a redemption game. After last week, the Bucks losing.
01:10:49
Speaker
And to the stupid Falcons in a tight game, they're coming back. They're going to crush the hopes and dreams of Kansas City fans and maybe, maybe, maybe do the NFL world a favor and crush Patrick Mahomes legs. That's more what I'm hoping for. I don't care about the W. I'm hoping that Mahomes ends up with a fucking Deshaun Watson. I hope that Mahomes ends up being a Deshaun Watson. yeah I hate to wish anything bad on anybody, man, but a nice torn Achilles, you know. In the season form, you are D-O end on
01:11:29
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Yeah, or a meniscus tear or something. I at this point he could get a bruised labia and he would miss the rest of the season and I'd be OK with it. Yeah, Bruce is a vagina. Somebody punch him in the the C word. Yeah, right now. And then we got to pick what we got to pick Thursday night and the Sunday morning game still.
01:11:55
Speaker
Yeah, what the hell is going on here with. I don't know what the hell is going on with you. I don't know what's going on either. We've been trying to figure that out. ah Good luck, man. Let me know how that works out for you.
01:12:09
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and
01:12:15
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Well, I'm going to assume that Cam's picking the Ravens over the Broncos because he didn't give me that pick. OK, here we go. um My god, he does three so far. Okay, they got him take ah Thursday night we have the Bengals and the Ravens I'm going battle tomorrow. Yeah, Sam The Lamar Jackson just had seven seconds to make a pass Seven seconds sitting in the pocket to make a pass
01:12:55
Speaker
and i hit it down like patrick ma home He hit a dude that had three defenders around him and the guy took off forward and then jumped back and all three of the defenders crashed into each other. whom Like wow. yeah yeah i'm going go for that one we Yeah, we're going Ravens across the board in the Thursday. And then we do have a, a, a Sunday morning game in Germany next week.
01:13:24
Speaker
Um, good. Nobody wins this. goopnob and that That means good afternoon. We're still sending the city teams to Europe and they think that they're getting fucking golden opportunity to watch a good football game. there so i mean it could be But we all lose here. It's, it's the New Jersey giants and, and, and the Carolina Panthers.
01:13:48
Speaker
and Yeah. This punishment to Germany for the World War still. We're still **** Yeah. Lee, that's so bad. Yeah. Oh, somebody's out cold for the **** Saints. This dude just got in and he is and he is out **** cold. Oh, what? He's done. Oh, man. That was an any he got between three guys he is cold oh man
01:14:21
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in Munich Sunday morning, the Giants versus the Panthers. There goes King Henry. And yes, we do have to make a pick. um'm I'm going to go Carolina in that one. What? Yeah. I'm going to go Carolina. Oh, what in the hell? Yeah, I might. I'm going to go with the New Jersey Giants on that one. The G man.
01:14:50
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know button and if i lo wolfhood it'll be i think one of my first lone woves to the season I think you've had a couple.
01:15:02
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I need to go back. Maybe I'll try to do that this week. Maybe i may I'll take it back. I'll do it next week when I, when I take the week off, I'll go through and I'll tally up all the long walks this season. Derek Henry in the end zone. Oh Damn it, man. It's not good for one of my fantasy teams. Uh, Derek Henry.
01:15:21
Speaker
Yes. Yeah, he just blasted in. Well, Rick, I'm not going to let you loan a little bit. I don't even want to make this pick. I feel dirty. I feel I feel gross. I feel like as as you should i think I think I might have to go to a confessional and confess my sin. I will do that after the show. I will go confess the shitty pic to the to the confession booth in the house. I don't know how many Hail Mary's this is going to cost me, but
01:15:54
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So, uh, real quick rundown of the games, uh, picks here, we've got, uh, across the board Falcons, um, over Dallas, across the board bills over Miami. Uh, we are split bill or the Falcons games currently seven, three of the bills game is tied at three last. I knew I'll run down scores here in a second. Uh,
01:16:21
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we're to there Yeah, we're split between the Bengals and Raiders. Rick and I are taking the Raiders and Derek and Cam are taking the Bengals. Cam is lone wolf in the Chargers Browns games. um ah love i quote this on the board and the car oh she alave literally looks like to right two He's still stuck like that. He couldn't even give the thumbs up going off the field on the cart. Hopefully he'll be all right.
01:16:53
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I am long from the Patriots in the in the Patriots Titans game The commanders Giants were across the board commanders all the way Cam is lone wolf in the Panthers against the Saints. I am lone wolf in the Broncos versus the Ravens Derek is lone wolf in the cards versus the Bears across the board for the Lions Cam is lone wolf in the Seahawks versus the Rams and across the board for the Vikings. I am one wolf in the Buccaneers against the Chiefs Eagles across the board and their game whoever they're they're playing the Giants aren't they? Who they playing? The Jaguars. hey We are across the board for the Ravens on Thursday night against the Bengals and we are split. Rick and I taking the Giants. Derek
01:17:46
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and can take in the Panthers in Munich where the Germans lose and we all lose in that game. That's a 9 a.m. game and I don't have to be awake for it. i That's the winning part for me. Yes, I will not be because nobody will be here next Saturday or Sunday. I'm i'm being left alone unsupervised ah for the weekend. What? so yeah
01:18:18
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I'm not coming on Saturday's podcast. A lot of your own supervised. We barely keep it together when you are supervised. I'm barely supervised on Saturdays. Anyways, let's be honest. Depends on what's going on. She was, she was passed out on the couch last night. I went out there. I started making potatoes. I took the dog out. I came in. I said, you want to come back to bed? She's like, okay.
01:18:45
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ah Before I even came back here, she was solemn logs on the bed. I was like, yeah, she's, she's lights out. It's gay where she wasn't feeling good yesterday. So, um, a hundred TDs for King Henry. Yep. the Second fastest player to do it next day. Uh, real quick rundown of your current games going on. Uh, Atlanta is leading Dallas seven to three, Miami and Buffalo are tied at three a piece.
01:19:14
Speaker
Las Vegas is since many are tied at seven. Tennessee is beating the Patriots seven to nothing. Washington beating the Giants done to nothing. New Orleans beating Carolina six to nothing. They just kicked a field goal. Okay. Yeah, I'm behind you. I haven't got that far. Baltimore is leading Denver seven to nothing, but then let's address the fact that Derek Carr is back in for the Saints, by the way, their car is back.
01:19:40
Speaker
Always you back. Yep. He is back leading the ship for the fucking New Orleans ain'ts nice nice nice nice so well gentlemen Do you have anything else you'd like to add before we get out of here Derek? What you got going on in your world? I know you are a Dropping music all over the damn place, bro Yeah, just had I just had a song come out Friday, man. Little country song. I was a little insecure about putting out. And, but I've been getting good feedback from it. So it feels good. Uh, it's called nobody makes it out alive. So yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah. I'm, uh, I'm digging all the music. I've just, I gotta, I gotta, a
01:20:31
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gets, I got to get them downloaded so I can get them on the shows and get them into the rotation. That's what I'm looking forward to. I'm going to do shows this, this week. And then the next week I'm not doing any shows. So I'll be able to kind of refocus and re-energize. And in that time I'm going to get caught up on some stuff that's kind of falling behind. Are we not a sports show in two weeks? No, no, we'll, I'll be here for Sunday.
01:20:59
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um I was I wasn't gonna do next week. I wasn't gonna do So I'm gonna do all the shows this week, but I wasn't gonna I'm not gonna do any shows and I wasn't gonna do Saturday night But then I forgot that Nikki and my oldest one are going out of town for the weekend and I was like I gotta sit at the house on a Saturday with nothing to do I mean it's funny to do we have Call of Duty my friend We do have Call of Duty. Yeah. Yeah, I got the new black ops. Yes, sir. We do Yeah. I'm not a fan, but I have. I was so glad to get the round based zombies back. That's what everybody likes about it. I hate the multiplayer. yeah I'm not a fan of the multiplayer, but I think I just got to get used to it, but I love that. Yeah, that's all it is, man. Sweaty, bro. It's sweaty.
01:21:50
Speaker
Yeah, that's all it is, man. Once you get used to it, bro, it's it's just ah it's way different mechanics from the modern warfare stuff. So some of those guys have that movement fucking mastered. And I'm like, I know how to slide sideways. Right. a Yeah. Yeah. I I can't tell you how many of them goofy bastards are like diving off the stairs. I just shoot them. I've been out second story windows and shooting at you while they're flying. And it's like, yeah, I'm dead. And this guy hasn't even hit the ground yet. Yeah.
01:22:20
Speaker
It's kind of i am kind of cool though. I actually kind of like it. You know, like I used to hate on stuff like that, but I kind of like it. So it's just, uh, it's more action pack, you know, like people jumping and shooting and shit. Like it's kind of just brought new town back by the way. Yeah. I've been playing it that's just playing it last night. I want, that's what I've been waiting for is new town. And then they're going to do war. The new war zone comes out November 14th. It's going to be actual.
01:22:47
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not to 14.
Gaming Updates: Warzone and Call of Duty
01:22:48
Speaker
Is that when the new season drops? Yeah, it's on the 14th and ah it comes out and it's a it's going to be the they're redoing the war zone. It's they going to be like the black ops six. You know what I mean? Like the same mechanics and everything. Oh, yeah. That's so that's when the battle pass season is going to officially drop in is. the for Yeah. Mm hmm.
01:23:11
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you
01:23:14
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Nice. I really. I haven't really gotten on there. Rich loves this pub G battleground, man. I don't even have a PC. I used to love pub G. I used to play on my phone all the time. like Never played on the box a couple of times. Hey, I used to play it all the time, man. Like, but like 10 years ago, ah you know, I've never even fucking seen it played.
01:23:42
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Uh, I mean, it was cool when it was like first out, but now it's just like, it's so outdated in my opinion. We're spoiled with the, with the mechanics of call of duty. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's like, yeah it's like, that's, that's like the level. They set the bar. That's like, that's where you gotta be, you know, the with the call of duty. Yeah. You gotta, you really gotta call duty. Definitely stepped it up.
01:24:11
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but I think they put so much money into the graphics that they suffered on the gameplay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with it. I think the biggest thing, and and it always happens every time a new call of duty or modern warfare comes out, you just have to get used to the multiplayer because they change everything so much. Just, you know, so you got to adjust. It's a, it's a,
01:24:34
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I love the zombies.
Fantasy Football Mishaps and Game Picks
01:24:36
Speaker
I love the round based zombies. I've been playing the hell out of that. And Josh just got picked off at the two yard line. Oh, Jesus. We passed a key on Coleman, just got picked off of the two yard line because we'll come back, Josh Allen. Where you been all season? Fans up. No, I'm just getting. I'm changing my pick right now, Rick. I'm right. Right. Right. Right. Right. It bounced off Keon Coleman's chest and went right through his fucking arms and into the defender's arms.
01:25:05
Speaker
I haven't even looked at, uh, yeah, you can't do anything about Jalen fucking Ramsey. That's who it was. It was talking shit about Josh to Jalen Ramsey. Josh has got me a whole whopping negative 0.62 points in fantasy. That's because he just threw that.
01:25:28
Speaker
Sorry. Kirk cousins with a fucking tuddy pass. I don't even know where he's got me right now. because my fantasy takes forever to reload. He's got six points, even with a touchdown pass. oh Nice. Goodness. So.
01:25:49
Speaker
All right, Nick has more points than Josh Allen at this point. I have to go i have to go do my confessional for that Sunday morning game that we picked. For some of our bad picks. Yeah.
01:26:05
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it Well, I'm going to watch this ah Cleveland Browns debacle. I think they're going to wind up losing. We'll see what happens. I'm going to watch the red zone because I don't get the bills game down here. Yeah. And I'll be watching this shit sale over here. Refuse to pay for the fucking Sunday ticket is so fucking expensive.
01:26:28
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watching the Titans unfortunately beat the Patriots. I man, but you know we usually find a way to lose the game. This will be the one game that we don't find a way to lose. Right? Yeah. No way the Titans throw an interception. OK. I know Drake made through an interception. Yep, just now. Yeah, I'm just now watching. I'm a little behind you. Yep, just do a pic.
01:26:58
Speaker
the G-Men, New Jersey G-Men are on the three yard line. Yeah, Hooker. Driving for the end zone. My Hooker got it. Let's see what Daniel Jones can do. He throws deep to the end zone. Pot, touchdown Giants.
01:27:17
Speaker
That makes it a 7-7 game for the G-Men of New Jersey and the Washington Commanders. Nice. Alright guys. Enjoy your Sunday. Enjoy your football everybody. Everybody, thanks for watching. Make sure you check out the rest of the rest of the show. I got a brand new episode of Men Camp for Men coming up tomorrow. Tuesday evening, I'll be hanging out with Callie from Callie and the Boots of Rally. I think it's going to be a fun show on Glick's House of Music. Wednesday's what the fuck news.
01:27:50
Speaker
Lord knows what we're going to talk about, but if it's in the news and it makes us say what the fuck, we're definitely talking about it.
Network Promotions and Music Spotlight
01:27:55
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Cash and I will be back Thursday with Cash's corner with our recap of crown jewel, slightly mediocre pay-per-view in my opinion, but we'll talk about that. They've been getting worse and worse and worse. Yeah. It just, man, just a couple matches where, uh, yeah, they didn't live up to the hype that I thought that they were going to have. But, um,
01:28:19
Speaker
Uh and then Friday Blaze and Jeff will be back with a brand new episode of nonsense. Fumble. I can't remember. I can't remember what they're watching. I think they're watching the John Candy movie this week. Everybody got their all got their paintings all been a bunch last night with me about John Candy's. Cousins got Florida from behind and Fumbled in Dallas. Saturday is nonsensical network or nonsensical nonsense followed up by us next Sunday. We'll be back next Sunday at noon.
01:28:49
Speaker
for week 10 in the NFL. So enjoy your football, enjoy your Sunday, and hopefully we'll see you guys throughout the week. Appreciate y'all being here. Appreciate y'all listening. Bio.link slash nonsensical nonsense. Follow us everywhere. And don't forget to follow our boy Derek, Derek Wayne Douglas, right? It's Derek Wayne Douglas everywhere, right? That's right. Check out all that music. Check out all that new music. My guy's staying super busy dropping music all over the place.
01:29:18
Speaker
so And I'll do a better job of getting them uploaded so we can play them on the show. Because I've been dropping the ball something fiercely off. He's not supporting you well enough. You should point that out. You should cancel him. He's letting you down. I'm unsubscribing to the YouTube channel until your music gets used.
01:29:39
Speaker
And unsubscribing, unliking. and This is not a one-way partnership. Yeah, it's not like I have the guy on a show once a week and talk about his music once a week. All right. That's not enough. You never play it. You hear all about it, but you don't actually hear it.
01:30:03
Speaker
I'm going to have to record it onto a cassette tape and go old school and take it to the radio stations. Play the song. Yeah, it's hard collar for sure. Old school. But now we'll see you all next Sunday. Tune in to the rest of the shows this week. Thanks for watching. Thanks for hanging out.
Closing Remarks and Team Support
01:30:20
Speaker
Give us a follow. Give Derek a follow. Doses. Go Bills. Go Bills. Tighten up for number one draft pick.
01:30:33
Speaker
what i love Let's go dogs. Hey, don't forget about the lowly panthers. Meow. Go Panthers. Oh, somebody changed the leave in their box for him, would you? Yeah, they've been spayed or neutered in Carolina. Spayed both and they still got the cone of shame on. Alright guys, we'll catch y'all later. Enjoy the football