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Speaker: dude hit the button haha the button will be hitting the moment how the hell is everybody welcome to nonsense and shield tonight we got terrified to on deck for uh j and i to sit here and uh review for wow is it'll probably be a long long night so you know what i haven't checked yet but and i did check the youtube We're both live at the same time. Like, okay, cool. Glick is still live from what I tell. I haven't clicked on the button yet, but it shows both of us live. So that is good news. and Okay, cool. Well, if anybody is joining us from over there, we'll thank you. We're better. ah fact So we deal with real horror stories made in Hollywood.
Speaker: yeah the good stuff. But yeah, at least at least for this month of October. But yeah, we're double we're double dipping double dipping tonight. Yeah. And I just share a bunch across a bunch of things. So yay. Peace Motors books and reptiles. Welcome. What is up? How is it going? What's up, buddy? Dude, I'm so ready for your show on Monday. I am currently in the process. I'm gonna I'm gonna pop up because I think it'd be fun.
Speaker: I'm in the process of doing a finalizing their background or thumbnail. And then I'm going to throw an intro together for them. I hope they know. I saw. I hope you liked it. But you already created. Yeah, it's better than the one I did on the fly. The one I did on the fly, I just grabbed a couple of things, put it together, and went, how's that? Jeff's on the fly. He's great with memes. But when it comes to thumbnails, well, anyway. I can play with them. Yeah.
Speaker: So but yeah, so we're going to watch Terrifier 2. Sorry. and You have your screen up over there, buddy. I do. I am ready to go. All right. Got the sound ready because before we get into the movie, before yeah begin then we get into it, I oh, my gosh, we were we were chatting behind the scenes hoping that we would be able to go live. So I didn't get ready to get into it. There's one thing that I totally forgot about, too, that I did not like after after one.
Speaker: So yeah these movies to me, Terrifier brings back that old nostalgic so slasher flick from like the 80s and the early 90s and the late 70s. And they were all an hour and a half, about 90 minutes long. yes And in Terrifier 2 just seems too long. i have Okay. and And when we get to the scenes that I think are too long, I'm going to mention it, buddy, because I literally, at one point,
Speaker: during one of the seeds that I thought it was too long. I was like, what the fuck are we doing? It doesn't need to be this long. We get it. Crazy person totally got it. Let's keep it. So kill scenes compared to the last one. There's definitely a higher body count. ah The shock factor. I don't think anything compares yet to the first one with the, with, with, with the kill cut that splits the woman and that one.
Speaker: So far, out of both, the first and the second one is probably the most brutal. So, I'm looking up IMDB ratings right now because I actually have it here. I actually have it here. The IMDB rating is 6 .1 out of 10. Okay. What was the first one? It was about the second one. I believe... Hold on. Let me bring up my sheet. It's okay. I think it was like seven or something. No, I think it was lower. Here we go.
Speaker: Is that it? Yeah. ah So Terrifier 1 was a 6 or 5 .6. 5 .6. And the thing is, I think 1 is better than 2. I agree. The difference is, I think because the kill count and the the the suspense factors there in the in the second one and and multiple storylines is what jumped it up. Because... Yeah.
Speaker: in the first one, we just follow one person at a time. As as art is killing them. Yes, when you have people and art it seems to be everywhere. And it's definitely a bigger cast, because of course, the their budget was higher. So we have higher, more of a cast, longer movie, better effects. I will give it that. So Is that you? Hey guys, we are not streaming the movie. so Correct. There's not going to be any freaking hiccups. with It's going to just play straight through. Yeah. might be There might be a couple hiccups. I might have to crank it down just a hair because I can barely hear you over the movie. okay ah It's much louder than we played it the way we played it before.
Speaker: I just wonder if I can turn down my volume.
Speaker: You guys hear that hear that over like loud over over my headphones? No, i I'm not getting it from your end. I'm just from what I'm seeing. It's so loud.
Speaker: Well, you can turn it down, can't you? I don't know if I can turn it down from your end. They're like from what I'm seeing. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm making a note soundcheck before going up.
Speaker: So it opens up. It opens up right where it lets off. Yeah. Right there in the morgue. Yeah. It's in the morgue. And, you know, of course he's art. The clown is killing the corner. Oh, yeah. All bloody and disgusting. Hey, um growing up, did you ever read Fangoria? No. No. You know, they're still they're still doing their thing.
Speaker: I can barely hear you over the movie. Oh, well, I don't know. Turn your movie down. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to turn the the video down on my end. Oh, OK. But yeah I can hear you, but just barely over the movie. Oh, my. That's not cool. So Fangori is still popping. They still release a quarterly magazine. More of their stuff's on on online, though. So he has killed the ah the coroner.
Speaker: corner right or well the corner is dying trying to call 911 but he he's trying to call 911 but he's doing a **** job at it because he can't talk. I love how he always he signs all his murder scenes. It's amazing. Yeah. I love he signs his work like art cuz it's art. It's his art. Oh, whoa.
Speaker: What happened? That was just part of that was part of the recording. Oh, part of the recording? Okay. he takes he He takes his job seriously. He signs his work. Like he's um like he's a true artist.
Speaker: There is a there's a small little Comic Con going on tomorrow. I'm thinking about going to check out
Speaker: Oh, man. Right up against the forehead? Yeah. Like zero fucks given.
Speaker: I'm trying to remember how he died in the first one. I thought Art died in the first one. Well, yeah. He shot himself in the head. That's what I thought. Oh, that's what that's why he was playing with the hole in the back of his head moment. Yeah, and it was one of those things where when the kids and I watched it, that's when we started watching the second one. We were like, Wait a minute, I thought the dude was dead. You know, so he pulls out the corners eyeball so he can stick it in his own eyes so he can fix it. Yeah, because you remember, that's where he shot himself. to No, she he shot or not where she got stabbed she she stabbed him in the eye.
Speaker: Okay. Man, it's already walking down the street. Yeah. You know what? I didn't think we were going to get a lag, but I think it's the lag streaming through Zoom. You think so? That's what's causing. Yeah. So, but it shouldn't be as bad as it usually is. It just skips now and again.
Speaker: but
Speaker: i Just laughing with that fucking eyeball of the corner in his oh my gosh, it's so It's almost corny. Yeah The way he thats It's, it's, yeah and so he has that cartoonish attitude, like Freddie does. Yeah. But he has that, but he has that slow, that slow silent stalker thing that Michael Myers has. Yeah. He, he, he's like, he drags his feet as he goes across. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Like he takes it. He doesn't run. He never runs. I love the foreshadowing of the, the, I can't, is that like, it's, I can't remember what kind of acid it is.
Speaker: It's some sort of acid that he uses. Oh, hydrochloric. Is it hydrochloric? It could be. But yeah, yeah, he does end up using it. Yeah, he throws it on that lady later on. Did you watch the third one yet?
Speaker: No, I haven't because I the problem I had with watching the first one and then the second one before we watch the first one, there were parts in the second one that I was thinking that were going to happen in the first one. And I was like, what the hell? For example, this scene, so yeah i he literally just.
Speaker: He walks in the laundry mats from the coroner's office. Yeah, he just starts undressing so he can wash his shit. And there's this dude in there just laid back fucking just like that dude is asleep. Oh, he's out cold man. He is bloody all over.
Speaker: dab rooms I really like the fact the way they they started this like directly from the first one. Just like right but without missing sin without without skipping a beat. I love how he's reading the paper.
Speaker: and He's laughing at no one. Like somebody told a joke and he thinks it's a funny thing, of but he's not there. Nobody's there. And then we see the little girl.
Speaker: so
Speaker: It is a very creepy little girl. She is so creepy. Creepier than art. Like she's like, she's almost creepier than art. And then out of nowhere, she just shits herself.
Speaker: She literally shoots herself. There she is. But it looks like blueberry juice. It does. It does. It looks seriously horribly fake.
Speaker: It's like diarrhea poop too. yeah it's its It's not the solid flusher. Yeah, it's it's that through the screen door kind of spray. And so I can't remember. i think it's I think they alluded to it in the first movie where he had killed a girl by the name of Emily Crane. He did? Yes, years ago. So this is like his past coming back to on him kind of thing?
Speaker: I don't know. It's there's speculation that that's who this little girl is. And I'm not sure if she comes back in the third one. We will find out next week. Right. so And now the dude wakes up laughing is what wakes up this guy. Yeah, she does. And then we realize she's not really okay. So because the guy can't see her.
Speaker: No. But later on, other people could see the little girl. That's what I don't understand. Like the sister and the brother. Yeah.
Speaker: It's so weird. He's all cleaned up. Dude, he even like clean mops up the floor from his mask. Yeah, you know what? He's a cleanly guy. He's considerate. He's very considerate. Yeah. I mean, well, except for the fact he did kill the guy. Except for all the other messes he used. He breaks the broom handle off and shoves it through the dude's skull.
Speaker: Like right through. It looks like a fucking candy apple. It looks like.
Speaker: It's a candy apple. See if you can turn it down on your end a little bit, because it's still really loud for me. I don't know. I can't turn it down on the. Because I have all this stuff in the way. Right. Move this.
Speaker: No, I can't turn it down. It's sort over there on your ah bottom right. Right next to where the full screen is. There you go. Crank that down about half. Did that work? A little bit more.
Speaker: That's much better. Okay, I guess I can't. Okay, so this chick, I can't tell if she's nerdy, or if she's popular, I can't tell because, you know, she doesn't feel fall into a click and she's not. um They don't, want you know, they don't really do the click thing in the high school in this, you notice they don't, they don't really yeah go into that those stereotypes. You're right. and I didn't really pick that up. Because like in Freddie, they they they kind of did. You had the jock, you had the the greaser wearing the leather jacket, you had
Speaker: You know, the cheerleader. You might have to drop that down a little bit more. I can barely hear you. It's so weird. Huh. But it's like not adjusting the sound on my end at all. I don't know what to tell you, man. I don't know. It's so weird. Because I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to turn the volume down on Zoom, but it's not letting me.
Speaker: Yes, we are checking out. We're reviewing Terrifier 2 tonight. Thank you, Kyron. You know, but okay, so as the maker in me, I have to say this chick is talented. She can airbrush like you read about. Oh, so I like how they actually went and put the detail where they're like, she's making the silicone molds and popping them out and stuff. I'm sitting here watching a movie. I'm like, they probably raided the special effects office to make this scene.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, 100%. It's one of those things like, why doesn't she have a YouTube channel? That would, all that would like if she showed how to do this on on YouTube, people would be watching because she does amazing work. what What's your opinion of the mother?
Speaker: Oh, the mother's a cunt. I don't like the mom at all. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of the mother. I get it. She's overworked and all that. And she's a single mom, but the way she flips out and the way she treats her son in the in the future scene, like after the, uh, yeah, the raccoon part. Yeah. I'm like, man, I'm really making that kid feel like he's a dirt bag. You don't get me wrong. I don't like the mom at all. She's so mean all the time.
Speaker: that it did you pick up annoying Did you pick up the the the plot, the back plot or the side plot, whatever you want to say. It's a hot plot part of the movie where the father, I guess kind of like went down in the spiral of alcoholism and he was drawing pictures of Terrifier and all that shit before he killed himself. Yeah, I caught that. And my first thought was maybe her dad is art.
Speaker: that's that is That is another speculation. That's another, that's another it's a movie theory. It's just a movie theory. I forgot how that guy says it. Yeah, it's one of those things. that's like It's it's a possibility that dad is art.
Speaker: So the family, and so the sister brother and then the moms at the dinner table right now and the brother wants to dress up like art for Halloween and the sister's freaking out about it. know What if people dressed up like Jeffrey Dahmer? But dude, people did after that freaking show came out. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah yeah yeah you could You could build jeff Jeffrey Dahmer's outfit for like 50 cents because it wasn't lots of t -shirt and glasses. You just go to a go to a thrift store selling 70s used clothes, which by the way, this house does look like it's fucking from the 70s. I'm not going to lie. It does. It literally, it's it's like it hasn't been updated since 75.
Speaker: That microwave is old as fuck. Okay. The daughter, the daughter reminds me of somebody like she's got the attitude of an Aunty Taylor Joy kind of thing. You know what I mean? She's, she's actually a pretty decent actress. I'd like to see yeah she is some bigger things. Well, I was looking into her. She made, she make a good Jubilee for the X -Men. Right. Her name is, is this her?
Speaker: Sienna is her name in the, in the movie. Um, she did, uh, iron, she was an iron fist. So she's technically Marvel. Oh, she has been in Marvel then. That's so fun. but you Okay. So about to go the brothers in his room, cause he got sent to his room for being a little smart ass and he's scrolling through the, uh, the, the murders that happened the year prior or Yeah, the year prior, no. Yeah, it's just yeah later. It would have just happened. No, no, no. So this is a year later from from the opening scene. From art leaving, yeah, art leaving the yeah the laundry mat is my guess. So yeah, so the brother's like scrolling through because he's a big art aficionado. Yeah, he's he's an art band guy, a band boy. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, The fact that this girl is, it's quote unquote, nerdy, and then when you see her in the outfit she makes, it's so revealing. It's like a nerdy chick that's supposedly shy is going to go out dressed like that, even though it's Halloween. Yeah, it's not going to happen. But, the you know, that there the young generation now, from what I understand, like, the whole clicking thing isn't is as and pre distinctive as it used, like, you know,
Speaker: Honestly, I think some of it's always been sort of stereotyped. But, but yeah, she's a very crafty, smart, smart kid. So, um, they are, she is in high school and I can't, I can't remember if it's her senior year or junior year. Well, my assumption is that she's senior. It's like junior, senior year. It's like, you know, cause she's, she's like 17, 18. Yeah.
Speaker: So this costume, she's getting ready. She's ah handmade this whole entire costume. looks She looks like some sort of - It's all out of foam and like she - Angel Warrior or something? Yeah. Well, ah the you've come to find out that her dad created the character. Yes, yes, yes, he did. He did. And like, I love the brother comes in. Do you have superglue? She's making an entire costume from scratch for two months. She's got superglue, bro. I promise you. She definitely does.
Speaker: But like I am they they they showed they they don't show it but she made the wings too. And those wings are amazing. Yes, all apparently she did her whole entire costume is all handmade. Yeah, I am going to upload a picture. What the heck? Of her in the outfit. There it goes. Yeah, yeah, I my options are a little weird, man. Yeah. I finally figured out how to crank up your volume. Luckily, I have a volume booster and I can actually switch them, which this is what I'm gonna wear. This is the costume she's making. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, you can see the things she's working on show up in the costume. You know, she makes the arm, you see her making the arm bands and she airbrushes everything.
Speaker: This sword, um which does have a significant part in the movie at the end, which is still kind of unknown, but apparently her dad made it. I don't know if he made it or found it because it's not really said, but she says it's razor sharp. Yes, which apparently is also fire retardant and apparently find out. Yeah.
Speaker: She's very well put together. She's, you know, she's, she's got that, um, I don't give a fuck attitude while still being, you know what I mean? Like confident, confident confidentright knowing lady, but I wish I had her airbrushing skills because Jesus, she can airbrush like you read about.
Speaker: her room looks like it's actually kind of like modern as as opposed to the rest. Yeah, it's like she's like I don't think mom's ever made enough money to actually keep up with the house decor. But as a kid, she's got all this time and you know, she's as she's making more money. She's doing it. and She's watching the worst black and white movie ever. What is that movie? I don't know. But that chick scream for no reason.
Speaker: And then to the the ghoul or ghost or whatever it was just walks off screen. It's so weird.
Speaker: And is she watching something else? That's like an anime? So she's sitting there flipping to the channels and then she gets to this commercial. That's where she falls asleep. And in her dream, she's in that commercial. But this is kind of reminiscent of like some Freddy Krueger shit where art attacks her dreams. Yes. And the problem I have with this, this commercial segment of her sleeping, it goes on way too long.
Speaker: It is. It is one of the parts that is too long. Yes. And it's mundane. It's like it doesn't make sense. If you cut out the movie and just kind of left it play in the background as you see the fire start, there's no difference in the movie.
Speaker: But see, in the third part, there there could be a connection. You never know. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. So what what it is that she's dreaming of is like this kids kind of after school TV show. They're playing on the playground and singing songs. Yeah, very UHF. Yes. Yes. Very UHF. Very UHF. I think a Weird Al Yankovic is behind the camera at this point.
Speaker: but at the clown cafe. Clown cafe. Yes. You know what? If I ever open up a food truck, I want to call it the clown cafe just because I want to see how many people get the reference. She's got like the peppy long stockings hair going on. Yeah. And she's just kind of sitting around like, what the fuck? Like, where am I? What's going on? On a Home Depot style swing set.
Speaker: It's like falling asleep and waking up on the Mickey Mouse Club. It's like what fucking work zone did I just go? Which is almost more freaky. I think it's kind of what it's doing. These are like, this is like, yeah, they're like 15 to 17, if not older. Yeah, they're teenagers. And they're so stupid, happy to be there. Even quote unquote behind the scenes. Behind the camera, they're happy to be there. I'm like, dude,
Speaker: this This kid eating these raisins. Okay, so this voice in the background.
Speaker: Who's that sound like? It sounds like fucking... Sounds like the Joker from the animated series. It does. Like fucking... Yeah, like Mark Hamill's voice. Like Mark Hamill's voice. You know what? Also, it kind of gave me a reminder. It sounds just like... It's almost like um Insane Clown Posse did the... Like, you you know, when they do... um Uh, the dating game, there's it's almost like that. I was listening to some ICP before we fucking started. I don't know. For some reason, like around Halloween, I really liked the bump dancing clown. So some of their shit, it's like, it's that horror core comic book, you know, kind of, you know, I love how art the clown here as he shows up in in her dream, he's in his fucking element. He's just happy as a pig and shit.
Speaker: I want to look up the clown voice on terminate our termnament Terminator 2, Terrifier 2. Because I'm curious. On who who did the background vocals of the compartment? Yeah. Yes, the the clown voice.
Speaker: the The host or the singer in this commercial dream she's having? Yeah. I'm pretty sure she gets it worse out of everybody here. The arctic clown don't fuck around when he's messing with people in this, her dream. And this chick continues to sing as she burns. That airline, what's the airline pilot doing there? I don't get that either.
Speaker: I don't know. He just but These kids are so happy that that they're about to get murdered. they they They're so happy. That's more creepy than Art the Clown. This chick eating popcorn, she's like, Jesus. I can't. it Nothing's popping up on that laugh in the background. i't have I'm going to have to look into it. It sounds just like Mark Hamill's joke. It's wrapped in newspaper.
Speaker: And she doesn't want to take it. Open it, bitch. Open it. Open it. It's your birthday. Open it. Open it up. He's like, yay. What's in the box? You know, it would not surprise me if somebody went to Halloween dressed as her in this outfit that she's in because it's mildly iconic for this movie because this scene goes on forever. We're still in this scene. She's still dreaming.
Speaker: Even the jamess dream sequence, I don't know. Freddie had had had had some more. Yeah, but Freddie was like attacking. That was the whole, that was the whole whole premise concept. Yeah. What is it? youre You're right. They probably could have, it's, it's Oregon's or it's, it's hard in maggots. And then everybody's just laughing and having a good time about it. Oh, that's so disgusting. That is. Ooh, it's just bubbling up. Dude, it's bubbling blood up.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Why did you stick your hands in there? But these are not our generation. Why did she stick her hands in there? These are not our generation children because they all have hair colored. Oh, man, he pulled out the Tommy gun. Pull on Tommy gun. He had a Tommy gun in his fucking sack, dude. How fucking gangster is that? But he doesn't he doesn't use it any other time. No.
Speaker: He's going straight straight up Al Capone right now, dude. Yeah, he does. He's saying hello to my little old friend. but but
Speaker: That chick's head just came off. That chick's head just came off. He's like fucking him out of ammo. ah he since it gives Zero fucks given. Jesus.
Speaker: And then she wakes up. She's like, Oh man, that was real. She's still sleeping. He don't get it. She's still sleeping. The chick with the banjo, he's going to set her on fire with the, the home mal alone style blowtorch. And this is how the fire starts in the real world, which is what her leg is in shot, but her leg isn't shot when she wakes up. Yeah. So then it does there's a lot of it that makes sense, but doesn't make sense. The only thing coming out of the dream is the fire.
Speaker: Yeah. She's still playing like she's not on fire.
Speaker: Like. um oh He's over there just. He thinks it's hilarious. God, the way he laughs with no voice like no sound just makes it extra like extra sadistic, you know? Yeah, it's it's a very ah Marcel Marceau.
Speaker: in that, you know, he doesn't speak at all. He doesn't, but he he mimics it so well where you think he's actually laughing. I wonder if they like let him laugh and then just muted it. Art Christmas. I want a box of Art Crispies and Razorblades and Roaches. You know what we need to do? We're both pretty decent on Canva. We could probably play with that long enough and print it out and then bolt it onto a cereal box. I'm saying. It can't be that hard. This is when she realizes there's razor blades. so Yeah, she does it again. Like what's in the bottom of it? Oh man. I think it's a gun. But why not dump it out? As opposed to put your hand back in it, dump it the fuck out. It's not like you're going to make a mess.
Speaker: Watch her, she's gonna go back and - She's six, I just dump the - Dump it out. Dump it out, dump it out, you dumb. Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'm sorry, young she's definitely of this generation. You know, the Gen Z kinda just completely stupid. We were dumb at that age too. I know I was, I would've probably done the same shit. I get it, you're doing it, man. That's right, she pulls the sword and it catches - She pulls the sword out.
Speaker: do you think her sword bouncing his fire off of her sword is what brought the fire to life in real life? ah As opposed to it just shows up. and just I just thought of that. all before
Speaker: So apparently the candles get the blame for it. Yeah. And we did see her blow out the candles. We did. And her mom blames the candles. I, um,
Speaker: How much have we gone through? About a half hour. twenty and We're a half hour in. Yeah. Yeah. Say you want to fly here and in about two minutes. Break. Yeah. Before we go on break, though, let's go ahead and i mean that do some advertising. You know what I realize? I forgot to put put up in the corner. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Nobody my pee pee slap by the big ball Sasquatch. or is that gonna be fun? like banner That's what I'm looking for. So we do have a show, man, we're, we we even got another one coming up to next Monday. So yeah ah but I don't, I don't, I don't know if all the deets are out. So I'm not going to say well, well, supposedly it's this Monday or this Monday ah with not sure what time now. Yeah. That's the one thing I don't have a time on.
Speaker: But Houston Motorsports and Reptiles is doing his thing on Monday. ah I believe it's going to be prior to Men Carrying for Men. I think so, yeah. I think it's a called... I just don't know... It's called Speedway Stories in Cold -Blooded Conversations. So, you guys... I'm so confused by how he's going to put those two things together.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm curious too. that's I'm all trying to make skins, well covers but and but so but Mondays, Mondays right now, we definitely have been caring for men ah hosted by Connor Glick's co -host that flips back Connor's show. Yeah, ah there. um I guess I guess they're doing some more over there too. They have Michael Bathurst comes in in and as a guest occasionally now and then, and and I think I seen chalk up there last week, I think. Yeah. Well, actually on Monday, there was a, there we had a, Oh my gosh. camera um um What's his name? Oh my gosh. He's going to drive me to untrackable was up there. Untrackable. That's who it was untrackable. Yeah. So money's money's is filling out pretty good. And Tuesday, of course, Glick is still jamming with his Glick's house of music, always ah doing interviews.
Speaker: I love the guy, but it kind of upsets me that he's doing so well. Oh, no, no, no, because it was the go ahead you you know, I mean, the ego gets likely bigger as is as his, as his, as his schedule fills up, you could just, you could see the ego build.
Speaker: Right. The belt would just get tied around his head. Right. And then Wednesday nights, Jeff and Glick host What the Fuck News. Yeah. if doing And you're going to start doing a couple of segments on that. Yeah. um I'm going to be up there from time to time with What the Facts. And I have have another have another idea in store, some little creative idea. I'm going to send you that link on TikTok. I found a page that I think you'll get a kick out of.
Speaker: Okay. ah Thursday, we have, what do we have on Thursdays? Cash is corn other Thursday. yeah We
Speaker: some uh they're doing a shot of nonsense it's a collab with uh yeah they're doing a little collab tonight uh well at least they were i don't know if they're still doing it yeah they are still doing it according good to them the youtube uh they're doing a little paranormal activity tonight it's also on the nonsensical network yeah i i'm about to check to see if they're still alive on youtube and it looks like that's okay because you can always catch us on on a repeat Yeah, and then that's the beauty of it. we're We're not worried about who's watching who live, just as long as you watch eventually. Oh, yeah. Then Saturday nights, we got the flagship show, Nonsense and Chill, where we open up the door of the asylum and let all the crazy people in to and out. um And then Sundays, we have unnecessary roughness in the early part of the day, I think around noon.
Speaker: Eastern time. Yeah. Yes. This Sunday is going to be crazy busy. And this Sunday. Ooh. This Sunday is a lot. It's a triple grand Sunday. So yes, we have unnecessary rough roughness for football fans. And then later that day, we're going to have Jeff's garage at about six o 'clock. And then Jeff's garage is actually non -system chill in Jeff's garage. And then when, and then we're going to, yeah.
Speaker: We're going to be discussing some horror movies with ah cars in it like Christine, duel the car, and maximum overdrive are the movies we're going to be talking about. Kind of from a car but ah car perspective. Yeah. Well, the killer car perspective, because they had the killer car all four of those vehicles are technically possessed and don't have a driver to kill. True. And then then we're going to roll into Terrifier 3 review. Yeah. All in one episode.
Speaker: lot of hallowen meat A lot of Halloween freshness for your your eyeballs this week. You know what, this year, because we're doing so much on on this show of horror movies, I can't wait till Halloween to be fucking over. i Don't get me wrong, I like Halloween as much as the next guy, but I've watched more horror movies this year than in like the past 10 years.
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Speaker: oh man those those bla lights as you kind of constantly beat on You're putting your batteries in the freezer to extend them as long as possible. Because they only last about three minutes.
Speaker: And you remember, dude, look at flashlights today of the brightness compared to what they were. Oh my gosh. You even seen it. Oh, and she showed it. She's got it on, on the door. it like it it's like
Speaker: Sorry. Sorry officer. I didn't see the kid in the road. He had a flashlight from the eighties. It looked like a reflector on a bicycle. You know,
Speaker: you You showed that Hardee's commercial. We showed the the one from the 70s last year and then this one. I miss Hardee's. I know it's Carl's Junior now, but Hardee's used to be cheap as shit. So there's expensive. They are expensive now. There's a Hardee's here. We're on that. I miss Hardee's.
Speaker: You remember when Hardy's. Look at these two rainbow flag warriors. Look at that guy. He must be look at this month. He's, he's, he's about five sheets to the wind. Yeah, he is. So let's go ahead and start rolling into the nineties. At those little styrofoam, uh, stars you could put on your, uh, I had like 50 of them. I had my antenna full of them because they're just going all the way down.
Speaker: ah yeah and All the trucks at the shop, we we all did it because it was hilarious. Because we all went to Hardee's for lunch because it was cheap. Hardee's is good though. It was good fun. I miss Hardee's. Carl's Jr. is great but it's expensive. I'm going to have to go to Hardee's tomorrow. Right? All right. Back to the movie. Mom is yelling at her about these fucking candles. Yes.
Speaker: She burnt down her room almost. Let's be honest, she burnt down the dresser. And not even the dresser itself, just the things on her dresser. Yeah, there's some shit on the wall. She is going ballistic. She yells at the kid for coming downstairs. She's like, go to bed. How can he? You're screaming. Granted, she's not mommy dearest bad. Have you ever seen that movie, one of that old lady mommy dearest? Yeah, no wire hangers, motherfucker.
Speaker: I'm afraid of wire hangers because of that. That was based on a true story ah try now no but like I I get that she's upset. I get that she's upset.
Speaker: rooma called fire but like Go back to your channel. yeah your show go away shoot shoot you No, but I get that she's upset. but And I get it. It's a fire.
Speaker: Here's the thing, though. There was a fire in the room. There's a fire in the hallway. Yeah, and then she goes back upstairs in her room, and it's like, OK, no big deal. But yeah, the whole fucking place is going to smell like a goddamn bomb. Well, her mom was like, you sleep on the couch or, you know, it's leaving my room and I'll sleep on the couch. And then she just goes up to her room. She's crying over her wings. Those are some badass wings. They were cool. Yes.
Speaker: It was so hot, the holder for the knife or the sword or whatever, yeah and that' it's more of a very large dagger. ah The holder for it is gone, yet the candles are almost fully intact. that's um that's ah that That would actually be classified as a sword, sort of like the size like a Roman yeah like roman soldier or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker: as opposed to, you know, Excalibur. But, like, it's not even dingy. It's not dingy. It's it's in mint condition. Like, it wasn't there. Yes. Like, it wasn't even in there. So it's weird. So, you know, and, and you know, I get it. You got to suspend disbelief.
Speaker: But that's that's pushing it. just as about as much as when it glows later. I am no longer, I'm no longer feeling smoke weed every day.
Speaker: I am completely sober, my high. So so the dad got her the ah sword. The sword, okay. He bought it somewhere apparently. Or did he, did he buy it or did he discover it?
Speaker: Right. I can't wait to watch three dude. I got so many fucking questions after this one. I do too. And the thing is they're going to make another one after that. So they're I'm sure the third one's going to leave us with lots of questions. Oh yeah. I love this shit.
Speaker: So speaking of horror movies, I was thinking. Did you just do that? Kids got the sport mode on with his glasses. He's got the connector in the back. So like, Oh yeah. I wore those sometimes. and she if i'm on ah If I'm on a bicycle or something. Yeah, so that whole setup with her brother sitting there eating the cereal was just like the kid in their dream. Yeah. I love to watch artwork. work Oh, man dude, he makes this club out of a freaking table leg.
Speaker: Yeah. And he's like, he fucking shoves a fork through there. Yeah. when When you, when you see him wield it, there's a fucking fork sticking out of it. What the fuck? And then the whole time you got ghost possible real chick. That's like maybe eight, 10. Just, we just call her officially her name is the pale girl. The pale girl. The pale girl.
Speaker: Yeah, she's on the floor watching a little interview of the old interview from which is timeline as the first movie interview. So yes, I'm assuming that interview is happening as so. Yeah, this is like, of course, a year later. So she's watching, which is right around the back of that. And he turned around, looks at his like, yeah, that was me. Then he kicks it. He kicks it when she calls him out on his shit.
Speaker: He just stops working to watch like, hily I remember that. That was funny. You know, he, hit I have, I have, I have the idea for next October's Halloween movies. Oh, excellent. You know what? Uh, I think Connor should dress up his daughter as the barrel girl. And then he goes, art the clown. Connor, you get on that.
Speaker: I might, I might get my, my, my daughter dressed up as the pale girl. She's about that age. About the same height. See, he kicks it like nothing. You can, you can probably shave and get away with it and be the pale girl. That's not going to happen.
Speaker: Your daughter can go as a girl and then you can clown. This is fucked up. These, and these fucking kids. ah yeah I mean,
Speaker: I guess they're like 13, 14. I get it. It's right. I always think it's a, I always think it's a raccoon, but that was possible. It's a possum. They call it a raccoon later. Yeah.
Speaker: But here's, I love how he calls the girl over like, hey, whatever her name is, come over here, look. ah Head kit, step it. Oh, yeah. Like it's the whole, I'm cool because I grossed out a girl. No, you're just a douchebag. You just don't know it yet. i would I was that kid, hey, come check out this little dead animal. You're gross.
Speaker: get that You're gross. But she looks older than them. Okay, why is it they always throw freaking earthworms in this? No, those are maggots. There's maggots and earthworms. Earthworms, yeah. I don't get the earthworm thing. I don't. Like, those two don't mix. No, you're just not gonna find any of them. And for logically speaking. Yeah, like, roe kill doesn't have worms in it. Not like earthworms. Yeah, none. Right, yeah, those are full on earthworms. Those are like fucking night crawlers you'd go buy at the fucking fishing bait shack.
Speaker: Yeah, the teacher, the teacher just yells at them. And the teacher looked like she plays in a milk porn I'd seen before. Yeah, she does. The mom, the mom, even though she is a bi TCH, she's definitely a tall glass of milk. She's not terrible looking. No, but but I can't get past the fact that she's complete cunt to her kids. Like completely the way the way she dies, though. Oh, it's hard.
Speaker: It's a quick one, though. It's mildly justified because she's such a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. like But it's like and then art decides to play it with her. And it's like, yeah, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. assh Potatoes. Which is fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Once again, that drinking fountain is right out of the 80s and 90s. It is. So the brother gets a hall pass, of course, to go to the bathroom or whatnot. Now the corner of his eye, he sees the pale girl skipping along the hallway. That's the thing. So does she show up to people she wants to see? I'm assuming so. Yeah. Yeah. I'm assuming she goes. Now, if you remember from, I don't know if you've watched All Hallows Eve, there was a connection to the devil. Like the night circle of hell is a reference to the, to, of course, hell and the devil.
Speaker: But they kind of like see alright, so this is a possum, but later on they call it a raccoon in the movie. Yeah, they do call it a raccoon. And he's well, I know I care what animal it was. It was the fact it was a dead animal. what what Whatever they call it. So they're playing with the guts in this possum and they either eating it too. Well, that's the thing. They're kind of cannibalistic.
Speaker: Well, call it cannibalistic. But they throw it at them. Later on, they eat. in the earlier Yeah, this is true. And then they just chuck it at him. And he catches it and runs. And this is how he gets in trouble. He gets yelled at for running in the hallway. Well, you're not supposed to run. And I wouldn't stop for that bit too, Jesus. I did not see that earlier. Wow. Anyway. Yeah. I think it's cold in that hallway. It is.
Speaker: um I have a question about your school. Did you ever, were you able to go outside to eat? a My first high school, well, second, I went to three high schools. The second high school was open campus. That one I actually ended up graduating from in Kentucky, because I started in Texas, did not. And it fucking pissed me off. Listen, I went to trade school at, we could go outside after we ate, but we couldn't take our food outside.
Speaker: You once you finish eating you still got like 20 minutes ago to go outside and set this up, but you couldn't take the food out there Interesting now I might like I said the one the high school I graduated from they don't go sit at a picnic table. They're over by like a pillar yeah I See zero picnic tables where they can actually go comfortably eat outside I don't know, it's just, a you know, it, you know, that's, that's something interesting. Like when I, um, like I said, the last high school I went to, we had on campus, we couldn't leave though. We would sneak off, you know, smoke cigarettes or something, but they had, they did have a bunch of picnic tables outside. Like you, yeah, like, like on lunch break, you could go get your food.
Speaker: and eat it in the cafeteria and then go hang out at the picnic benches. You couldn't take your food out there. You had to eat in the cafeteria. Yeah. And yeah, and that did that did kind of suck because, you know, you want to go sit outside on your friends and exactly, but we weren't allowed bastards. They're telling stories about the interview from the night before. And and of course, our main character freaks out, Sienna, she freaks out, kind of has like a mild panic attack but She's definitely having a panic attack. Well, it's because that the whole dream thing that dream was going through. That dream would have fucked me up. I'm i'm not going to lie. I've got to be like, Jesus, that was fucked up. We'll go back to sleep. But you don't go back to sleep after that.
Speaker: excuse me like that's a real that's a real new generation kind of thing words can you mind your business please excuse me and then she's telling her friends about the fire and they're all nonchalant oh that's terrible my bad like they don't care they're not really let's be honest and that blonde chick is not a real friend do a microd dos your friend
Speaker: later on and not tell her until after she's rolling. Kind of fucked up. greatest nature that albert But I do have an idea that next time you're in Ohio.
Speaker: You know what? that that That kind of reminds you, where does this take place at? What city and state or what town and state? um I'm not sure. I'm gonna look that up real quick. Yeah.
Speaker: to take place. So, um, Hmm. Miles County. Miles County, New York. It's a fictitious, it's a fictitious place. Oh, yeah. Miles, Miles play. Miles County. Yeah. I was just, I was just wondering, to me, it kind of, it looks more like ah West Coast. It looks more like West Coast.
Speaker: they i a while So Miles County, New York is absolutely not a real place. It's completely fictitious. It's not even like a real place that they're using as a fictitious. Yeah. It's nice. So so so the cops brought the kid home.
Speaker: if you all that kind of cop because he was like a resource ah I think the cops inside schools are called resource officers. oh i mean like aruency officer kind of thing I think so. I don't know. That makes sense. That makes sense why he's not uniform.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: She's at like a Spirit Halloween kind of store. So imagine a team who opened up a spirits following store. Yeah, that's where she's at. Because it guys I mean, there's some cool shit in there. It's very so she's picking up a new set of wings. They're not the ones and they're they're they're they're store -bought. They still look pretty good per for the cost. Although they're pricey.
Speaker: And you never see this chick again. Oh, her friend? Oh, yeah. Her friend's the one that gets unaligned. No, that's the blonde. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah. That's a pretty stupid thing. That's why Art goes there because he overhears her on the phone. Mm -hmm. Now I get it. I remember now. You know, I mean love you a little bitch.
Speaker: Why so she's she's still she's kind of window shopping looking for other things for her costume, I guess And like the art the clown here With the sunglasses Mm -hmm fucking hilarious. Oh with the flower sunglasses. he Yeah he's getting job He's just leaning up against the doorway like what's up? How you doing?
Speaker: He is the king of stalking and fucking with. You know what I mean? He rhythms with the tism. Yeah, he's got the rhythm on the tism and he's just like she almost thinks he's not real.
Speaker: You know, I thought for a second she thought he was like a mannequin. His eyes, his eyes were moving. So he was watching. She was watching his eyes. He's just watching. He's sitting there in the door, just in the door. And she's got it. She's actually blocking the way. It's linked by. And she keeps running and shivering the wings. She almost walked out with the wings. But later on, he fucks a store clerk up. Oh, my God. I feel bad for the store clerk. The dude's just trying to make a buck.
Speaker: like Well, you ran out of luck. Technically, the black guy does die first. I'm just saying. yeah I thought there was already a death. ah Just the corner, which is technically the last movie. Which is a year ago, yeah. Yeah. So technically, the black guy dies first. so I'm just saying. Oh, no, it's not true. god It's not true. Well, no, the laundry mat guy, he was technically a year late year before, too. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: But it was part of this movie, not the last. Yeah, that's the only thing. um But I feel bad for the historic clerk because he was just trying to make a buck. He doesn't give a shit. She forgot him. Oh, I love art brings her back up like he's like, here you left this. Like he's almost helpful. He's almost helpful. And she's like, and she's like, wow, he's kind of rude. Like she didn't even say thank you.
Speaker: She could have been at least like, hey, thank you. Maybe that's why he goes after. But she didn't say that. Here's the sunglasses. He's fucking with these all these sunglasses. I got to find. I got to find these sunglasses, the Terrifier sunglasses. I love it. Just send her with sunglasses on. I love it. I need that shot.
Speaker: I love it. He just keeps changing sunglasses. Every time she looks back, he's got a different. I like those slinky eye ones. So you haven't seen those in a long time.
Speaker: I found a pic. Yeah, you got it? Yeah. I got a couple of them here. I want to get one for our screen because that's kind of our new thing.
Speaker: I think this is why he killed the store clerk because the guy gave him shit. He's like, you got to pay for that. He's like, please, motherfucker. Right? The store clerk's name is Ricky. We're Ricky. Right? He's just over there having fun. Yeah. I feel bad for Ricky. I really do.
Speaker: Oh, here we go. Ricky's just trying to do it. Oh, dude, he walks right up to her. She's like, don't do it. Right. She's just going to do it. He's so close to warm right in her fucking ear, dude. Yeah. How do you not? He's like, like, I would like if this was one of us. Bugs Bunny. We've got he would have got punched in the face. Dude, he's like walking up all Bugs Bunny fucking stealthy. Right.
Speaker: Yes, zero bucks. I love it. She's so scared. He's so creepy about it. What a day. He's like, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Fucking fucking dick, man.
Speaker: Get him, Ricky.
Speaker: You know, I get it. It's in a mall, but supposedly it's in a mall. It's not like a smelts sustaining store. But if I, I couldn't work at a Halloween store, not on Halloween, you know, no, not with that creepy store because that store, it doesn't have the fun costumes on display. It's kind of scary ones.
Speaker: Okay, so you think he's going to storm out of there, but no, he goes over, he flips the fucking clothes sign, locks the door, and gets to work? You know, technically Ricky saved the couple that that show up here, the the kid and the mom that show up at the store. Yo.
Speaker: but
Speaker: I'll take this horn, please. Okay, so he put the other thing in his mouth. Ricky's not making pay for it. After he told him, if you put it in your mouth, you got to pay for it. Well, Ricky fucked up. Ricky's just trying to get off work. He's tired. Ricky's like, right? He just like, I opened. He's like, he's got a close to. Dude, he's kind of empty his bag with all these chains and weapons and. Yeah. And and Ricky's just like, really, dude? Hurry up.
Speaker: uh ricky gets the worst of it because he he literally do you have a picture do you have a picture of terror fire from my head to toe like a full selfie uh mine i can find i can try i wanted to i wanted to try something like actually no i found one i'm good okay
Speaker: I, Ricky gives him shit. ah And Art's like, and then just beats him with this bottle.
Speaker: down to the little black You know, it would have been kind of funnier if this was a full beer bottle. It would have been funnier if it there was a full beer bottle. And then after he stabs him in the eye with it, then pops the top.
Speaker: I'm just saying. My new favorite scene. Man, Ricky's got it awful, dude. He gets stabbed in the eye with a broken beer bottle. I have this app I want to try out real quick. Hold on. I will. Yeah, go ahead. I will be here. OK. All right. Terrible special effects with Ricky getting cut, his head cut off. That grocery store looks fucking old. You know what it looks like? It looks like a shitty butcher shop.
Speaker: Yes. Right. Like one of those markets like you pull off the side of the world. The mom and pop. Yeah. In the middle of bum fuck Egypt. But it has like homemade shelves and.
Speaker: We all didn't hear that. Ricky does not look real. Ricky's face does not look real. It's like terrible no makeup work on the dummy. That's definitely a kind of takes you out of it. I had a little bit of a problem with that because it kind of took me out of it. And I was like, I get it. You can't really cut his head off. But like a little bit of like you should have had Sienna airbrush the bed because she does a better job.
Speaker: What is she picking up? What is she getting at this market? Does she get I'm not sure. Like there's no reason for them to be in that market and have that conversation. I have no idea. So art literally to the mom is a mannequin holding a head, but as the kid looks at him and the mom looks away, art starts making faces. I love it. And then just tosses Ricky's head aside like nothing.
Speaker: Mom is not a real telemarker because we don't wear headphones like that.
Speaker: She's not a real work -from -home person. I'm sorry. Oh, apparently i I use up my one free trial on this app, so I can't get it to work. Well, that's a bummer. Yeah. give give us money so Give us money so we can get better apps. no i should Buy some buy some advice of clothing.
Speaker: i Go to our merch shop, spread us onto you, biolinks .com, yo. So this is where where we start seeing the book that dad supposedly used to draw in. Dad was a hell of a fucking artist, man. He's got some, yeah. He's got skills. Apparently, nobody knew that he had the sketchbook of his father's. Yeah. And apparently, they've been looking for a while and the kid had it all the time.
Speaker: She's pissed about it, but then it's got these cutouts of this 10 year old girl who is so right. Okay. Did you see that girl? Yeah. That was at Emily crane. Oh, okay. So she's the pale girl. So she's supposed to kind of looks like her. Yeah, it's, it's, it's never explained if she's real or if she's a ghost. And then there's the drawing of art. Like that's a really good drawing of art. It is like, I couldn't do that.
Speaker: That's the guy from the pizza joint. That's the guy the exterminator. her Yeah, that's the that's the upside down chick. Yeah, I know that's her. Then it's that and that demon thing that demon thing is supposed to have looked like art, but it doesn't look like art. Other people say, but it does look like the demon, the devil guy from all in our from the ninth circle of hell.
Speaker: Yes. Dude, what is up with this kid's t -shirt? Looks like he spray painted it himself. It's pretty dope, I dig it. It's very Gen Z. See, look, Mom doesn't even ask what's going on. She comes in pissed.
Speaker: She's still mad. He didn't bring that dead animal. He didn't listen to it. ah Like, this mom does not stand up for her kids. and even remotely. She's just like, the adult must be right. She's kind of a son.
Speaker: start
Speaker: Firstly, caught him red handed with a raccoon possum. And Red Handed is, he was literally just running down the street, running down the hallway. Nobody caught it. So earlier in the movie, earlier in the movie, his his sister made, or Sienna made reference that her brother was like maybe sort of like serial killer -ish. Yeah, he's a creepy kid. Which I can understand a sibling saying about another sibling, but when the mother says it here in a little bit, the way she says it, like. Dude's got issues.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, but I don't know if it's a mother saying it because she's a cunt or if she's saying it because it's real. He used to go to therapy, so they they they do say something about taking him back to therapy. Yeah, but maybe he went to therapy because his dad died. I'm assuming so. And this is and this is why I wouldn't think my my own kid is a serial killer after his father had killed himself the way he did. I'd be like, why is he still not in fucking therapy? Yeah. So.
Speaker: He's also that age where you're curious about shit. Like, yeah, you're weird. Yeah, weird kid. Doing that is sister is nicer to him than any sister on the planet. She can be a she can be a kind of a bitch, too, though. She can, you know, but like my sister be like, fuck you. You're like, you have the fairgrounds stay there, bitch. Yeah, but she's not like a ah capital C contour or anything to her brother. No, her mom is just like a hard big sister. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Like tired of the bullshit kind of thing. Yeah. Mom has zero compassion for either one of her kids. She has zero patience, apparently. Yeah, she's a terrible parent. I wasn't mad when mom died. It's it's it's getting there. It's coming up. Yeah, we're going to take a break here in about ah five minutes or so. Yeah, and that's fine.
Speaker: Now you believe him? What do you mean now? Well, mom, I was only joking. I'm her i'm just the older sister. dirtr de dirt Yeah. I forgot who comes to the door. I don't know. That lettuce looks disgusting in that TV. Yeah, it was horrible. Oh, it's trick or treating. She's doing trick or treating stuff.
Speaker: That's that's a trick -or -treat bowl from the dollar store Yeah, I like that. I like the transition where you see Sienna open the door, but it's actually her friend on the other side Yeah, that kind of threw me off the very first time I watched this one i was like wait a minute That's not her figure and nicer really fast This house that her friend lives in it's fucking dope Of course art has a van
Speaker: Why am I not surprised?
Speaker: And you don't see art driving the van. You just see that crazy pale chick before her eyes start glowing. Still don't understand that one. ah but but So that's again, that's also from all so all Hallows' Eve. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, because the pale girl's eyes, yeah, they glow at the end of this. Yeah.
Speaker: In his eyes. She's she's she's full on buying it a bit. Like she has no idea. Well, she just thinks it's some weird dude in the Holocaust on Halloween. Once again in Halloween, it's one of those things like you got to go with it.
Speaker: The blood and blood is a nice touch. He's like, yes. What are you doing later tonight? Chicks that wear their name on their necklace. I'm not mad when they bite it because like, yeah, we know your name, calm down.
Speaker: Don't need a name tag. That's not what I want. He is just beating the shit out of a door. Give me some candy. Give him candy, he'll go away.
Speaker: Save your life if you were to give him candy. Yeah, I want to let me remove this background.
Speaker: yeah I use background remover dot .com. Well, this is on a video. I should be able to do it on my thing. I still can't figure those out. she she So she looked in the bag and she saw all the weapons. Now she's freaked out.
Speaker: like
Speaker: Why is she home alone? I guess i guess it's still early in the day. It's still daylight. So her mom's on her way home from work, I guess. She's only been on time.
Speaker: Is she calling Sienna? Yeah. Call Sienna. Yes. And in Sienna's not even in her room. No, Sienna's, yeah. That's right, because Sienna was down talking to her mom after talking to her brother and then opened the door and handed out candy.
Speaker: Yeah, now you're hearing about the the interviewer. You're hearing about Monica Brown getting attacked. That's Vicky. That's Vicky. You remember Tara's older sister? Right, but monica buck Monica Brown was the ah interviewer. Yes. That gets attacked.
Speaker: Is it weird? I kind of want art to show up at that studio. Just be in the background. It'll be funny. Like you, CNN. And then, yeah, that's freaky.
Speaker: Like, she's, she's, I don't think Sienna's all there. Like, she needs to go to therapy too. what Apparently, she's on some kind of anti... She's on some anti -anxiety pills or something. Yeah.
Speaker: cause she just drop that one. Like it was nothing. And then decides to lay down. If I had a nightmare though like she did, I wouldn't be taking a nap.
Speaker: So actually, dude, when I have an anxiety attack, that's after I have an anxiety attack. That's all I want to do is lay down and freaking cut off from the world. Really? I've never had an anxiety attack. Yeah. What is that? Let me pause the movie real quick. Oh, I don't know. I don't know what I just walked into, but Blaze is 100 % right, bro. I said, I don't know what I just walked into, but Blaze is 100 % right. Those anxiety attacks will take your tank from full straight to empty. Oh, really?
Speaker: I've never had one, so I don't know. No, we're watching Terrifier 2 and, you know, Ciena just took a pill because earlier in the movie, she had an anxiety attack. Then she's watching the news and the news lady's like, just like you, Ciena. And then she runs upstairs and takes another pill. She probably thinks she's fucking hearing things, dude. She probably doesn't know. She's like, is this real or is this in my head? What's going on? Yeah. So she does not. She's tripping balls playing them.
Speaker: How you doing, Glick? What? Is that true? We are about at the troll. Is that true? I know, yeah. That's what I am. Go back to your local dick. You came up, did you hear me say that earlier? Yeah, I told him please. I said I was fucking with the guys. Police told me to go back to my channel and call me a dick.
Speaker: yeah so We're about an hour into this movie and click. I have a question for you because I know you've seen the movie. The dream sequence where she goes to the weird Disney style Mickey Mouse Club thing. Did that come out too long for you? ah It dragged on for like ever. Okay. So i me yes.
Speaker: But It did drag on a little long, but the payoff was kind of worth it. Well, as I was saying at that scene, for me, you could have almost cut most of that out and not changed the movie at all. Yeah, yeah, you could have. um But like I said, it it it it did drag on a little too long, but the payoff made it worth it at the end of the day. It was it was a good buildup. I agree. And I know you're not like horror fan guy.
Speaker: i Yeah. That's why I tend to nitpick these movies. Yeah. One of the best things in a horror, one of the best, sometimes one of the best and the worst things that a horror movie can do is have a slow burn. Well, it's not even slow burn. It was like during the first time watched it where where that dream sequence, I got bored through it. I was like, oh, my God. Can we get off this fucking stupid dream? Well, and that's where I had a problem with it. Like, I don't mind a slow burn. I don't mind a Uh, a buildup, but it was like, it got to the point where it was almost ridiculously long. And I was like, Oh my God, just do something already. you know i know go I know Jeff hasn't probably, hasn't seen him beliefs. I don't know if you have. And I said this earlier as Bill and I had a squirrel moment. We, we kind of, we kind of went a little adjacent to what we were talking about and started talking about horror movies. And I brought up the Winnie, Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker: Blood and Honey movie. We were talking about how some some movies just go over the edge with the core. yeah first one um excuse me The first one was just like straight to the point, super gory, just kind of like a lot of ridiculous kills. The second one actually had a story and a plot to it, but it was a slow burn. I don't know if Blaze has seen either one of them yet.
Speaker: I haven't. um I haven't had time to watch with all the other movies. i ohll g clickck I sent you the link to the Zoom meeting. So if you wanted to watch the movie with us, you can. Oh, yeah. Yes. But guys, we are going to hit a break real quick. Yeah. So yeah, we will see. you Because this unfortunately is the so far. I think it's the longest movie we watched. If you don't count Furiosa.
Speaker: Yes, I think so. I don't know. I haven't been keeping track of the time. I just know. I just want this so long as it should be so long. If I can real quick before we go to break. Sure. And I know this has nothing to do with the show, but real quick and I'm going to bring this up again tomorrow night. Shout out to the Southern Outlaws Band. They they just it just came up. They came in number two.
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Speaker: The 80s were like the Wild West when it come to that, man. what Yeah, nobody gave a shit. It looks like Glick bounced. Yeah, I think yeah he's been on for a few but like two couple hours, so I don't blame him. Like, i've been I've been sitting in this chair since 6 o 'clock this morning.
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Speaker: So yeah, in those same minutes, because I'm on anti -anxiety pills, and they do make you kind of tired. i Like said I I barely take aspirin. Then she's back to messing with her wings. She's going to respray pain, please. And she lay down for a moment. Yeah, she she she lay down for 30 seconds. Her room doesn't look like it was ever burned. Yeah, I noticed that. Let's see if I can move this outside.
Speaker: That gray bar is right in the way. Good. Damn you, please. i shouldn' You shouldn't. You shouldn't and she's in high school anyway. I don't. think
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Speaker: Oh, I see the pedophile word. So I've been hearing people call it PDF file. Oh, nice. yeah i was like that's That's clever. I like that. Yeah, it's very clever. I've been on TikTok. I've been learning a lot of this. Her mom is such a cunt and lets her go outside like this. She almost doesn't. Yeah, but she doesn't really fight her on it either. I mean, I wouldn't let My daughter will go out like that at any age. And I mean, she's wearing almost less than a bikini. I get it. She's got, yeah, but I mean, like age like shorts underneath, but see at her age, she would be wearing a bikini at a pool or the beach or something. So, I mean, I don't know, but it's very revealing. And it's supposed like the the weather girl or the, the hot, the new news girl said it's cold out.
Speaker: She doesn't have anything for warm. Right? She doesn't even take a hoodie. like Not even remote. No, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, you're right. Wrong. See, when I always dress for Halloween, I always take in consideration the weather and where I'm going to be. Yeah. And she's up here in New York. It's cold. i've been in a but Dude, I've been in some places where it's where it's like hot, like where I'm at inside. and I'm all sweaty. And I go outside, and it's freezing cold. Oh, yeah. And it's just worse.
Speaker: worse So we're at her friend's house and the friend earlier from the store where they bumped into and she was giving out candy to art. Yeah. and Yes. So we're back there now. She hears a noise. And now Sienna calls her and her is she's not in the room. yeah to get her flight like They are ships passing in the night. Let's be honest. Did our army break the window? She heard something. Yeah, she heard something. And I'm sorry.
Speaker: Yeah, I have I have my volume turned down on the movie so I can see he had that He broke that window Like it it doesn't it's not a quiet thing, but when you're in a room and a room's open It seemed very quiet then arts and ideas Like dude, I and I know I keep referencing this but his style is slasher is so cartoonish It's like Warner Brothers cartoons old -school coyote. Yeah and Slasher yeah, he's like I'm fucking thirsty. I need some water. Yeah it dripping from its nose because his nose was in the neglect ah He's just making himself at home Well, did you I know you started to watch Three like I did when he washes the plate. I almost died laughing yeah Yes, well, that's when he shows his considerate side. Yeah at least cleans the house
Speaker: Oh, once again, she went upstairs. Oh, just sliced her face, dude, right there. through eyeball just her eye Threw her eyeball down to her chin. Oh,
Speaker: what's he going to do with the scissors? They're like surgical scissors. You're small. yeah Oh, this is where he starts carving her up, dude, like cuts her yeah face. and he's literally you just start cutting he cuts her he scalps her with the scissors oh man brutal oh all rips are freaking scalp off okay now he's just um carving into a yeah yeah he like i thought he was going to carve his name in her back but he just sliced it and then stabs
Speaker: anybody else Anybody out there listening, maybe this has happened to you, you're you're a little bit older in life. But when I used to watch horror movies when I was younger, dude, I would just be like, oh, this shit's funny, blah, blah, blah. Now I look at it and and it actually, in in a way, I'm repulsed by it. Yeah, because he literally grabbed her hand and just split her down her arm. Oh. And then slices her. The fucking thing is you assume she's dead.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, but she's not because he is swinging for the fences as he's slashing her and use with the scout. You don't see him. You don't see her as you see blood fly around. But then after he leaves the room, you can see her kind of dragging herself across the ah carpet.
Speaker: Later on, when she's in the bed, when when her mom walks in, oh she's even more carved up. Yeah. and she's But she's even more carved up. It looks like her fucking arm's like hanging on by flesh. Yeah. This, except the one right now, that's completely cut off. Yeah, it it's elbow up is the only thing that's left. She's going to go get her phone finally. She's trying to get her phone. Oh, dude. This is so fucked up. He pours. Is that bleach? That's bleach and salt.
Speaker: I'm surprised he didn't bring lemon juice, too. Like, that's fucked up. So, like, she's all carved up, scalped, and sheet he's just dumping bleach and salt on it. But he's he's almost doing, like, a salt bae. And then rubs it in. Oh, my God. Oh, and then rips her face off.
Speaker: Like, he rubs that salt in. Like, he's... Oh. Like, I don't even season a steak like that. key up genuine dude Like, I can imagine if Texas Brian was here, be like, that's the way I put rub on my my ribs. Yeah, he actually does. He salts her like you would put rub on a, you know, a big brisket or something. Her mom just said, your tits are practically hanging out. They are. and Yeah, they're definitely pushed up. It is cleavage. Calm down.
Speaker: She's got a point. See it on paper. See it on her daughter. like what do you like all right So this mother is probably about our age. You know what I mean? and when Yeah, like she had kids when she was young. yeah And when we were in our like late teens, young adults, women would wear stuff like that. So when she goes, she's like, so oh, it looks like you're going to a strip club. No, that's like normal for a Halloween night.
Speaker: Yeah, it's Halloween. You know, Mean Girls said it best. Halloween is the only time of year where girls can dress like complete sluts and nobody can say shit. Yeah. And you're less likely to get propositioned. Not to quote Lindsay Lohan, but I just did.
Speaker: I know what movie you're talking about. I think I mean, I watched I watched that with my ex wife years ago. She always liked. So mom of her friend that's carved up.
Speaker: just came home and is calling for her name is Ali. Okay, she sees the about the busted back the broken glass. So she assumes something's wrong. Which is weird, because like I can guarantee you are didn't have to break the glass like that to get in. No, he didn't. He didn't. Like it's like, it's Yeah, I mean, that's, ah that's, that's a eight foot door. Well, he's pretty tall, dude. Yeah. But Where are you, Allie? Oh no. i you addict so this is locked up Okay. I'm pausing it. I'm pausing it. I'm pausing because we, I want to talk about this. Oh, hit the button. So the mother rolls in. Her daughter, Allie is on the bed, mutilated more like we're thinking about. Yeah. Like we're sitting here thinking that she's dead. And then she's, you see, she's not.
Speaker: like Like that, that's where, that's where my, my nitpicking comes in. She's lost way too much blood to be still alive. And art's on the bed. Blood is everywhere in the room. He's just carving away. And he's just like, almost like a kid plays with his food.
Speaker: He says, he says, what? Art's art's art. And then he laughs. Art's like, I don't give a fuck. And then their daughter says mom. Art doing the the knee slap. I don't know how to even explain it. So when art, nobody's seen the Terrifier movies. but art he so Art's a mime, so he doesn't actually vocalize any noise, but he's still gestures. So he's still sitting there like laughing. But he goes pull out on the gestures. Yeah.
Speaker: Like he's laughing his ass off. I respect, I respect Sienna of not drinking too much, but her friend drugging her is fucked up. Yes, spikes it with Molly. Yeah. Yep, yep.
Speaker: like Like... She's dressed like a bar wench? I think so, but you would think knowing that her friend is the sluttier one, she's not dressed as slutty as Sienna.
Speaker: This is true. I mean, Sienna does look like she's going to Comic Con. Let's be honest. She does. That's why I'm like, yeah, it's scantily dressed, but it does look like a cosplay thing. Yeah, it looks like a cosplay thing. Which does fit in with this generation. Yeah. That fits in with, yeah, like that's like a... And that's why she made her outfit.
Speaker: like you were saying earlier that she'd be a great U2 tutorial list. Yeah. Yeah, because her her outfit, I mean, if I were to make something like that, it would take me months because that is not something you throw together last minute where her friend is just wearing a low cut shirt. Well, I like it yellow. Yeah, I like that color better. Her boyfriend is kind of a dick. Yeah. I don't like him.
Speaker: I don't know. He's just some dude just wants to party and have a good time, man. Just the tip. I like his shirt. I do like his shirt. Like, I want that shirt. Just the tip. I promise. I promise. And it's a knife with a little bit of blood on the tip. I like that. Like, ah I do like the punny, the punniness. I just thought of a funny fucking shirt, but it's so disgusting at the same time. It's just the tip like that. But instead, it's a dildo with with some poop at the end of it.
Speaker: i I don't think you, I think we get banned from my spread shop for that. So, so CNN has already been drugged at this point. Yes. You only see your drink once and it was a shot. But mixed with the molly, you know, alcohol and drugs when they mix. say tis a fi man Kids don't do drugs unless they grow out of the ground. Don't do drugs. Agreed. Agreed.
Speaker: Sorry, the parental control button has broken my my laptop. So there's no censorship. Sorry. Yeah, we don't we don't do censorship. I purposely broke it myself. I ripped it out with a pair of pliers. Yeah, now the drugs have kicked in because she's having a fucking blast. It's a rave party, man. Yeah. i yet and Have you ever been to one? yeah I've been to one. Yeah.
Speaker: And I was just bored. I was like, you know what, play a song that I can sing along to. And in my young 20s, when I was stationed in Salt Lake, in Utah, right down the road from Salt Lake City, we would always hit the dance, dance clubs. And my ass would be out there on the dance floor, fucking broke off my ass. Art takes, is that the mom's head? That is the mom's head, yes. The mom's head scooped out everything, put candy in it, and now is serving it to little kids.
Speaker: And there's the mother of the little kid out there and she doesn't even get it. She's like, I get it. It's Halloween. That looks so real. You can only have when he slaps the hand. He slaps the back getaway. No, Patty.
Speaker: He waves them goodbye. You know, okay, so the director and writer said, And well we'll, we'll talk about it in the the next one. He doesn't, he doesn't want to show kids getting killed. That's why you know, so, yeah so, and okay. So last year when they started talking about the third one, there was a scene that was shown like, uh, Part of like, um, a preview for test audiences or something like that. It came out. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: About a little girl being killed and everybody was up in arms about it, but you're right. He doesn't actually show kids. Yeah. He, he, he gives, he gives the illusion of like, like, kind of like they used to do in the fifties with sex. They can yeah just be shadows, you know? Yeah. Now mom has given the kid shit again. Yeah. Well, art's about to give her shit here. here soon Yeah.
Speaker: And like, it's bad, too. I mean, it's it's funny. Like, honestly, out of all his kills, like when he kills the mom in this, the way he sets it up is probably one of the funniest. Well, the she told Sienna earlier in the movie, make sure you park the car inside because the neighbor kids like to fuck with it and I don't want to scratch it. Mm hmm. I was like, OK, that makes sense. But then you see the car covered in shaving cream and ah she inside the inside.
Speaker: It's an inside the garage. That's why she blames on her son. It is inside the garage. Right. But what he's gone like three minutes. This is fucked right here. Yeah. So the mom found this dad sketchbook and she gets pissed and rips it up, dude. that That's fucked up. I get it. Your dad killed himself. But this is the reminder I have of him. You're a bitch. He gets what he says, too. That's what he calls her, too. And I'm not mad at him. Slaps. He slaps him. Yeah.
Speaker: See, and this is why I don't feel bad when she gets what comes to her, yeah. Yeah, I'm not either. But okay, how long until, okay, he leaves, how long until she goes out into the garage? What, three, maybe five minutes? And he supposedly made all that mess in that amount of time? Bullshit. Right, yeah. And she blames him, bull. I honestly don't even see where Art had the time to do it.
Speaker: Well, I think he's been in the garage for a while. But he was over at her friends. I don't think she's that far away. They all live in the same town. He's got a van. Yeah, but like... He's a man with a van. But the damage he did didn't just take a couple minutes. What shaving cream? How hard could it be? No, no, no. I'm talking about her friend in that friend's house. Oh, that's right. He's regalating early, telling the mom. That's true. Handing out, like, where does he find the time to go to the garage and fucking... I wonder if he can teleport.
Speaker: Because he's got that demon shit in him. That's why I said I don't think he really needed to break the glass. Yeah, agreed. So. I think Sienna is about to realize she's drugged. If anything, he could have, ah the pale girl could have, could have pulled herself into the room and. Yeah. Unlocked the door. war I it. My god, the mom's on pills too.
Speaker: The whole family's on. I just hit my son. With no less. With wine. Hills and wine because she just hit her son. I get it. She feels bad about it. She's losing it. Yeah, she's losing it. She's crying. She feels a little bit bad, but you're still a bitch. Yeah.
Speaker: It's deservedly so. she take She gets taken out. Oh, and now she's like the garage. Yeah, it's been... So the last time we see Art until we see Art again, or until she goes to the garage, is maybe five minutes. Mm -hmm. I agree. He didn't have time, unless the pale girl was doing the mess. There is that. But he' but he's in the car. Yeah, but he... She opened up the garage a little bit. He opened the car.
Speaker: I mean, that would make sense. I mean, she is a little prankster bitch. Yeah. Okay, so guess i mean that is a huge mess. So the pumpkin smash on this car does not look like a real pumpkin. No, it doesn't. It looks like, like, like a Play -Doh style. Like play. Yeah, it looks, it looks a ton of shaving cream, dude, like, ah yeah. and ah there's toilet paper there I didn't see the toilet paper. Yeah.
Speaker: That is a shit car got shaving creamed in toilet paint to paper and a pumpkin smashed on the hood. This is where Sienna finds out she is stoned out of her mind.
Speaker: Sometimes there was a couple of times when I was in Phoenix, I thought maybe I got fucking not roofied, but I had like some kind of drug. I didn't realize but I've been roofied. It's not cool. I've never been roofied, but
Speaker: But, uh, it was funny. might have I think I was slipped acid. I want to have sex. All I had to do I would liked to remember the night, you know? Fair enough. They're sitting there judging each other's costumes and finding out she's on Molly. Well, I think that's the thing is they're both they're both rolling.
Speaker: Yeah. She's about to go. Her mom's about, her mom's about to call. yeah You know, my, my first trip on mushrooms, I made the mistake of talking to somebody on the phone and that was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had on the phone. Yeah. I've never been on mushrooms. I have been on Molly once. Uh, and yeah, you don't answer the phone. It's not cool. You know, when I was on shrooms, when I was talking to the person I was talking to, it sounded like they were in a hallway and I was on the other end of the hallway.
Speaker: And this was like a 30 foot hallway and we were shouting at each other. It was weird. It was so weird, but we weren't like yelling angrily. Yeah. It was just, there she is I put Molly in your drink and laughs at all. It's a half a tab.
Speaker: I only gave you a little bit, but I've never experienced before. Yeah. She she goes full on Cheech Marin here. I've never done that too before. Her friends like I'm Molly. She calls her a bitch. I agreed. I would have punched in her face.
Speaker: oh yeah that's That's the face of being pissed. Yeah. She's halfway. She's rolling. And she's like, you're a fucking bitch. Okay. This is where we see the pale girl, glowing eyes. And that's where I was like, wait a minute. She's in the van. How'd she blow the horn if she's a ghost? I don't give it. I honestly don't get her role. You've never seen the the movie Ghost with Patrick's feet? No. Oh, well, you barely. You know, yeah they have to practice, but eventually they can do it.
Speaker: Should I just see pale girl with a bottle cap?
Speaker: ah That van is seriously badly spray painted. Yeah. And the white hood drives me insane. Looks like the the wipers are rusted. Weird.
Speaker: Well, it's spray paint. It's not like paint like you would. It's it's spray paint on the van. Like, imagine. Yeah. So it's one of those Chester, the molester vans. Yeah. It's full on cargo van, but it's spray painted black. And then the white hood drives me insane. There's the glowing eyes.
Speaker: It's one of those vans that would pull up and be like, hey, kid, you want a free kitten? And you say no. And you say no. Say no, kids. on the Say no to free kittens and say free to no candy until you're 18. Never say no to car parts. But as soon as you're 18,
Speaker: so use your eighteen candy and kitten is candy. It's dandy. Candy and the kittens are dandy. Candy's dandy.
Speaker: So she's literally screaming at her mom. Granted, she's still kinda in the club. She's like in ah in a lobby area of the club. Yeah. And mom is used.
Speaker: And she's gonna she's gonna clean up paper towels. um Sorry, have you ever cleaned a car with paper towels? It doesn't work. Well, not only that, it scratches the shit out of your paint. Honestly, put a pair of like latex gloves on and use the toilet paper were already on there to like... Go outside and hose the shit off. That too. That that that would be a good idea as well. I mean, hose the shit off, call it a day. Or do it the morning, during daylight. Just go to bed. Just go to bed. You're going to be up all night cleaning that shit.
Speaker: Oh, speaking of Up All Night, I got a project I got to work on tonight for a little bit. agreed what now Now that I know the show is Monday, I know I got a little bit extra time. right i was thinking I was thinking it was tomorrow.
Speaker: I her. She changes the subject where when she, her mom asked her a question. Have you been drinking? like that You're killing me. You know, that's a little bit, that's a little bit of foreboding. Yeah. Yeah. Art's about to kill you. You use one of those poppets on your phone? Pop socket? No. I do. I have one. I had one. It's in my car right now. But they kept popping. They kept coming off.
Speaker: I have one that actually, it's a magnet one that goes on my magnet case, because it's a magnet charge. It sticks on pretty well, but it's and it always sticks in the car. I just leave it there most of the time. I like them. With the double -sided tape, but it kept popping off. So I stopped by. Would you have a Mexican knockoff on? Yeah, I think so. It was free. Oh, well, it wasn't a real pop socket.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, those things but it's like I don't why stupid shit like like cause like I got better shit to do. Well, so like I didn't think i I honestly, when I first saw them, I thought they were stupid. But after I used my phone, I'd rest it on my pinky when I'm watching it or doing something your pinky. It does. So I ended up getting one of those i and we try one. And then I was like, slide between my fingers. I'm actually I want to 3D print line i wasn't mad at it. Looks that that looks like a brass knuckles for my phone.
Speaker: Sounds cool, but unpractical. Unless it folds over. It's not what I'm talking. True. And rolling punches all in one. Look at her. She's got a bucket with no water in it. That pumpkin is not. That pumpkin looks like clay. I agree. guys It looks like a weird clay, like ghost soft clay, but it hasn't been fired yet. Yeah. Yeah. yeah The way she's cleaning this car off with a water with a bucket of water and sponge. With no water. there There's art. Shotgun. So ours got this little size shotgun, holds it up to the fucking window and just blasts her fucking hand off. Her head goes flying across the garage. all Across the garage.
Speaker: Which if anybody's ever shot a shotgun, knows that doesn't happen. Another problem of watching horror movies or anything with a gun, you're like, yeah, that didn't happen. So the pale girl just like shows up at the party that Sienna's at. did I would be more freaked out. of Why is there a little girl at this adult party, a high school party? Well, nobody sees her except Sienna. The only one who sees her is Sienna. She doesn't know that though. She doesn't know that.
Speaker: true well i think she see right she points it does anybody see that little girl yeah no what are you talking about your own molly get back to the thing it's like her friends are like no you're just stone no yeah i'm pretty i've never done molly but i'm pretty sure it's not hallucinogenic no its not it just makes everything feel good She just, like, ah appears right next to her and freaks her the fuck out. Nobody else sees it. She just, she's, she looks like she's like in crazy mode. I had to change my shorts, dude. She's having a major anxiety attack. Long sconed. Not a good look. Here comes, here comes, the kid comes home and starts screaming for mom because, because he saw somebody in a van. He didn't see anything bad. He just saw somebody in a van.
Speaker: So the mother's at the table with her head on her shoulder. It took the time to make mashed potatoes. And her fucking face is split the fuck open like her head was gone. So he had to skewer her head back onto her body. Yeah. And her head looks like mashed potatoes. He comes in with the mashed potatoes. There's a little bell, like dinner time kind of thing. I love it. It was fucking genius.
Speaker: Dude, his apron's all blood. Why is the apron bloody, though? Did he kill her with that? no i thought No, no, no. No, it's got flowers on it. It's got like red flowers on it. And blood? No, I thought those flowers just blended in with the blood. Wow. he So he takes a handful of mashed potatoes and shoves it in her face. I would say mouth, but she doesn't have a mouth. And then drugs the shit out of this little boy.
Speaker: So the pelt girl was just at the freaking dance and poof, she's here. Yeah. Yeah. You know, fucking crazy. Art's not trying that hard, I don't think. No, he's not, because I don't think that little boy was going to hold that big guy back. Not that Art's a giant dude, but he's, you don't teach stronger than that. Like what, 13 year old boy?
Speaker: So, okay, apparently she's left this mess of ashes all over her dresser from the fire. Yeah, she didn't clean. She just - They take a vacuum cleaner in there, some hoover. Yeah. You know, she's got one. This syringe is bigger in this one than it was in the last movies. It's comically big, like, like Acme. It should say Acme on it. Acme syringe.
Speaker: yeah I want to add the Acme's syringe to it. and So he finds the sword. He sees the knife. Yeah. Or the sword, sorry. And then takes it. The stabbing object. Yeah. He's like, ooh, I like this. Yeah, I don't think Art goes out and buys his supplies, let's be honest. No, no, no. I mean, he'd buy it a horn. No, I don't think he bought it.
Speaker: Well, he was, he pulled out money and then for, for, uh, Ricky didn't make it.
Speaker: um me so like Well, yeah, that's the thing. This is so she yells at her for drugging her because she's on anxiety medicine too. which Yeah. Intensify her tie. That couldn't make that. That's probably why she think she doesn't know if she's finished or not. Yeah.
Speaker: So she's going through an anxiety attack while on Molly and Xanax. Oh, she owns Annie's too. Yeah, that's what she said. She was like, I didn't know you were on fucking Xanax. Oh, no. And that's why she's like, you could have fucking killed me. OK.
Speaker: Well, yeah, because you fucking drugged me. You fucking, I know that's what I'm like. Like you're, she's yelling at Sienna. Like it was all Sienna's fault. Yeah. But you drugged me, you fucking cunt.
Speaker: This is fucked up. So the pale girl can intimidate or imitate people's voices. Yes. Because look where it goes out and art is technologically sound. Yes.
Speaker: It is creepy watching that little girl speaking that boy's voice. Like that's the most creepy thing about this. ah Like that's the scariest thing is like that little girl walking up to you and talking into that weird boy voice.
Speaker: She is happy as shit to be on that phone though. I'm sorry, that pale girl is creepy as fuck still, man. I can't - Agreed. Aren't the clown, i I think I could take him. That pale girl would make me shit my pants.
Speaker: Especially since she just materialize wherever she wants. Yeah, that too. That's not cool. That's not cool.
Speaker: i doing I'm so mad that I drugged you and you ruined our night because I drugged you. She's selfish. She's a selfish person. Now she's all mad. I ruined my night because I drugged my friend.
Speaker: Yeah, you're fucking I'm also not mad about her death because she's kind of a bitch. The dude on the other hand. Oh, I feel for this dude. He was just. Oh, he's just trying to get his dick ripped off. Yeah. Let's cut another one of those movies. Yeah. Well, these movies and dicks get slashed and pulled at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Range 15 had a had a had a dick removal to had a dick removal. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. I do like her friend lock. So they look kind of cool. They do. So art and the pale girl, Lord, Sienna, her friend and her friends boyfriend, I guess. And he's driving a 96 blazer. What the fuck? How is that fucking thing running? I see him all over around here, man.
Speaker: I get it that the 4 .3 liter V6 is an amazing motor but that thing is mint condition. That's an awesome scene. I am I'm sorry but her little brother calls her like well the pale girl like I'm over here at this abandoned carnival with the ride, Terrifier, blah blah blah. Not a ride but uh. Well no the ride is actually it's a haunted house called Terrify. There you go yeah yeah a haunted house.
Speaker: Like the ones you'd see at a carnival. She's like, she told him, meet me out front. I get where her friend is coming where she's like, he's just going to scare the shit out of her. Little brother, yeah, Halloween night. I get i get that. But she's such a bitch about it. I don't like her. She's a terrible person. I think he kind of notices it too now.
Speaker: Yeah, that look on his face like man, this Yeah, but but she's got kitty so he doesn't care. Yeah, he's like, guys, she's so much better when she's not talking. Yeah. ah He's one of those dudes like she's so pretty when she's sleeping. It's when she's awake. That's the problem. ah She sounds so so much better when she's hot. She's a terrible smoker. How's she a terrible smoker? It she doesn't look like she's actually smoking that cigarette. I think she is.
Speaker: No, like like or like her first time smoking a cigarette kind of thing. like ah it might yeah like You know what I mean? It's like I had a girlfriend that used to only smoke around me because I smoked. And a friend of ours called after her and I broke up. My next girlfriend who was friends with her. They were frenemies. And she was like, she's a terrible person. You ever see her smoking? And i and i didn't I didn't put two and two together until she told me about it. She smokes like that chick.
Speaker: ah Okay. Like, like fakes it, like she doesn't actually inhale. I had a I had a friend in high school. He he would do that when he smoked cigarettes, you could tell you just take a little puff and you blow it right out. Yeah. And you're like, Yeah, dude, you're just wasting my cigarettes asshole. No, it was his own cigarettes just the way he smoked. Oh, what a dork. Man, he fucking played the bass pretty good, though. I'll give him that.
Speaker: OK, so Art is texting her and she's texting. He says, I'm stuck. Why did you go hide, you fucking prick? that's a I would have sent him a voicemail. You're a dick. or All in capital letters, the terror fire. Like he took my time to capitalize. You're a dick, little brother.
Speaker: Like, I would have called about, okay, if you're going to try to scare me, you're doing it wrong because you're stuck, but you took the time to capitalize, you're an asshole. I just realized I have laundry. I forgot to swap last break. When this kid wakes up with all these dolls, that's kind of fucked up. It does. I think everybody, before we go on anymore, we are going to go into another break. It'll be a last break because I think we got what? We got about 20 minutes or so left? No. 40? No, about 40 minutes. No.
Speaker: that song Is Is it really? No, there's not 40 minutes left. Yeah, 41 minutes. Yeah, you're right. It is a little over two hours. Yeah, that's why I said this is like the longest one. Yeah, so I think we will go ahead and hit a break. Right before him losing his. What is that? Did he pull out a condom? I believe so. Oh, that's right.
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Speaker: up and this so so yeah has your Oh That's right, it is coke you're right. Yeah ah She fucking threatens the fucking dump it all over the place. Yeah, that's shit. That's what you see That's why I said she's a bitch and She doesn't actually dump it though. No, but still I You don't threaten shit like that. that's hello yeah so This is her first time trying it, I'm assuming. No, she's tried it before and didn't like it. Ah, I didn't get it. Yes. Yeah, coming from the person who spikes her friends. i've never yeah i've never I've never had a desire to try coke because I... Neither have I. I don't even like having a booger in my nose.
Speaker: and Not me for me. It's just I I can already I can already be high energy sometimes and if i yeah thats supplying i need yeah and then I heard like if you're drinking on it makes you fucking sober some drink more It's just it's just all it's just a money pit So she Sienna is in the in the fire firefi haunted house That's at the old fairgrounds. Well, why isn't this open?
Speaker: on Halloween night. I'm just saying. I think it's yeah he doesn't care. He is just going at her mind. Why isn't there like why isn't right? morning That doesn't make sense. I mean, unless it's abandoned. That's why I keep referring to it as abandoned abandoned. Yeah, but it's one of those things. Art got everything working. Well, I mean, he's got little hell girl spooky ghost powers and demon school. She's calling Sienna while he gets out to take a piss. And this is never never never pull your penis out during a horror movie because you might lose it. No, because you're gonna lose it. According to this show, every time somebody pulls their dick out, they lose it.
Speaker: Yeah, so rule number one, don't and don't answer your door during a hollow ah horror movie and don't pull your dick out. Okay, I'm not mad at him for doing that because I would totally do the same thing to my wife. Yeah, she deserves it. But this is when she fucks with him about the blow though. She's like, I'm gonna ruin your next ski trip, bitch. yeah Once again, this is like she's party fouling the shit out of this man. It's probably just flour. I agree.
Speaker: vitamin E.
Speaker: Well, what what it was it they used in Wolf Wall Street? They use vitamin C or something like that. Oh, really? I don't know. Yeah. Jonah Hill almost OD'd on vitamin C. network was Yeah, he had so much vitamin C. He couldn't do any more scenes of him doing coke. This poor bastard, he's just relieving himself respectfully behind the car.
Speaker: just the tip. I love that. He didn't write but he didn't write that. No, he didn't write that. oh You know, if you're gonna stab me, don't stab me in the dick. But he just got the tip. Oh, he got the tip alright. He got the tip. Not for long. Oh, he just keeps. He just keeps going at his dick, dude. Balls feel weird, man. Now, he just. Why did he take the keys out of the fucking ignition?
Speaker: Because it's a horror movie. And that's always what happens. I'm sorry. It's a 96 blazer. You can hotwire that with two fucking wires. Do it, bitch. Oh, damn. You just ripped the stick off. Just ripped the stick off. It's, um. He doesn't even wipe it on the window. I never noticed that before until just now. He wipes the stick on the window.
Speaker: ah It is a 96 blazer. And pulls her out the window. I forgot how she dies. I do too. I think when I was watching this, he quickly killed her. I don't think he really cares. She's just more in the way. Oh no, that's right. Nice kick to the face. In the first movie we were watching, when the girl got her leg cut, I thought what this chick does, because she just got her leg cut being pulled out of the window, she takes her boot off. Mainly, I'm thinking so she could run fast. I thought she was going to make a tourniquet.
Speaker: Which I thought was smart. He doesn't run. You don't know. Where was his bag? I don't know, man. He always... He never gets his bag, unlike... really cold That's a deep gash.
Speaker: Sorry, lady. That's gonna... And I thought she was gonna take her shoelaces out to make a turnip real quick. But no, she takes them off and then runs away. Then she throws them away.
Speaker: i mean out of i whatever of that loudest when I mean, she's probably fared the best. Yeah, she's got the least. ah Now we're back in the the Terrifier with Sienna. Yeah, this this is the thing. So this this haunted house is so disproportionately sized.
Speaker: It takes up like a fucking football field. It is huge. Usually little haunted houses like that in the carnival is like like a trailer size. Yeah. like You can get through it in five minutes. She spends like an hour in this fucking thing. It's like a warehouse. It is. Because look, it is a warehouse because she went in the back way.
Speaker: The blonde went in the back way. She just. And she heard, she screamed for Sienna. Sienna hears her. Go back. Help us. Leave. She's like, run, bitch, run. But she goes through there really fast. She's using her flashlight phone. See, you need a Dursel battery. Fucking flashlight from the 80s, Joe. That's on a battery, yeah.
Speaker: Or Ray -O -Vac from Burger King. Ray -O -Vac, yeah. Those are terrible flashlights, by the way. Okay, if I was going through this haunted house, that probably would've scared me. I would've shit myself. Yeah, I would've. Yeah. This room. This room. That is not fake. Art's done shit in there before, because he's silent. I went last weekend. It looks like it's a normal bathroom.
Speaker: Not last week, and the weekend and before when I went to that haunted house with Heather, there was one of the one of the scenes was poop. Not real poop. But it was but it was like poop smeared everywhere. The person had like mud all over their hands. yeah It was poop. Art was here. Almost every scene, there's like art is here. Art, or he signs his shit everywhere. Yeah, I do like that. Yeah.
Speaker: That's, he should be afraid of that two by four. He's got his ass kicked by one before. Oh, but he's got a, he's got that table. There's a fork stick. There's like two of them. She's done.
Speaker: Nope. Oh, oh, I forgot about this. Yup. With the sporadic acid on her. Yes. And, Oh God, it's burning her face. That's almost as bad as the salt.
Speaker: Oh, oh, skins, but it's starting to bubble it up. Then he starts beating her with that fucking table leg. with It's got to have 15 things poking out of it. He's got nails. It's got butter knives. It's got forks at table legs ready for a fourth course coarse meal. right the knee Just took out her kneecap. That Okay, if you're going to kill me, don't stab me in the dick. Don't take out my kneecap. Does that hurt? Oh, yeah. Stick a fork in. Damn, I think he wore himself out on that one. Yeah, he swung that thing. There's no way in hell she's still alive. He just paved in her chest. Yeah, this dude is where he's hard. And ripped out her heart. I think he eats a heart just about every movie.
Speaker: Does he eat it? I think he ate it. It's still beating. Yeah, oh, yeah, he does eat it. He took a bite out of it. Yeah, I think he ate one in the first movie, and I'm pretty sure in all. Well, he was eating the chick's face. Oh, yeah. I'm starting to think maybe the electric human heart. Oh, I'm thinking maybe the human heart's like maybe where he draws some power from. It's more organic. Yeah, I'm just coming up with some. He's vegan. Some Terrifier theories over here. OK.
Speaker: Sienna kneels in this bathroom covered in blood. And shit. math And she kneels and she's got nothing on her legs. I would not know. But she has blood and shit on her and legs now. Yeah, now she does. And there's art standing there. Art just what leading up like he was in the... He's doing the exact same thing as he did in the Spirit Halloween store. He's leading up against the doorway. Granted, he's covered in blood.
Speaker: He, um, I don't know if he's angry or horny. yeah I, yeah, I agreed. You know, there's, edge on it there's Jonathan. Where does glass and Jonathan dude, just get their all of a sudden his glasses are missing. So how does he see?
Speaker: Maybe he's not. I don't know. Maybe you started maybe. Oh, she just stabbed him. Is that the table like she just stabbed into his leg? Yeah. Was it? Yes, it was. So he got that rat. That fuck that rat. Yeah. Burn that bitch down twice. You got me a fucker.
Speaker: Damn. He just fucked her up. Just throws her around. Out of everybody, this chick takes a beating like nobody else and survives. He just kicked her in the ribs. Ow. I think he's pissed. He doesn't look like laughing. He's mad. You know what he's mad about? She didn't thank him for bringing us but her purse.
Speaker: True. True. he gave I gave you first back. Bitch, you didn't say thank you or nothing. And he's like, you inconsiderate piece of shit. You know, this is the first part of the movie where I was like, oh, she does have shorts underneath that skirt. but i was furious the whole clothing she's wearing I wonder.
Speaker: Now, she hides in pretty well the storage area, then part of the actual haunted house so what's back there it's just a bunch he gets a around for the haunted house yeah art art can move man but he but he's like michael he doesn't actually run no i don't think art can run and he has a scalpel yeah anytime art's got a scalpel
Speaker: It's never a good thing when art's got its cap. Now, is art fucking with this kid? I don't know. This kid is hidden behind felt. It is literally felt. You can see through it. Because we're seeing as we see our on the screen, the kids see through the felt.
Speaker: Yeah, because he's pressed up against it. you But if you're standing from a distance, you can't see through it that way. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Art saw him and it was just fucking with him. Now, Sienna's man, I think she was knocked out for a little bit. Yeah, she got a couple of minutes. She's waking back up. She is covered almost head to toe in blood. But mainly because she he did smash her face into a mirror. There's a navel leg.
Speaker: on You can do it. that I'm sorry, but man, that chest plate is really, really strong. Yeah. She kind of reminds that that she kind of reminds me of She -Ra. Yeah. minus Minus the wings. Minus the wings. Yeah. you know She -Ra. I wish I could trust people the way she trusts that chest plate. I'm just saying.
Speaker: He's like, ooh, she puts a lot of trust in something she quickly made. He's like, ooh. Yeah, he sees an exit. But is it? Oh, he just ran into art. Art grabs him by the throat. Now, this is the only time a quote unquote child is put up, where you actually see it. but But it doesn't really, it's not, it's not like like comparatively speaking.
Speaker: I only bloody partly show it was just a slash. Yeah. It's not like dismemberment. She's coming around the corner. She's got that table leg. Right in the back of the head. Yeah, that's right. He's like a little violent. He doesn't even choke up on that bat. Oh, oh, and then he. OK, he took that hit pretty well. I've been stabbed in the gut. This is funny. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Either way, he's trying to reach for the fucking table leg in the back of his fucking head.
Speaker: Then he can't get it out. OK, so she's heard Jonathan finally caught up together where they're trying to get away. Then they have a pow wow here. What the fuck? Why stop people? I get it. She's trying to catch her breath.
Speaker: She was gassed in the throat. She was thrown around a bathroom, pushed into a fucking mirror. She's been through that. But plowed into a mirror, I guess you could say. No, not in a good way. OK. She's so worried about him, but he's got one little cut. She really had her. Stabbed in the ribs, too. Oh, that's right. I forgot.
Speaker: But yeah, you're right. I wouldn't ask for blood on her face, though. I wouldn't be just I wouldn't just be sitting there. I'd be like, let's talk and walk. Yeah, we can talk and walk at the same time. Yeah, I agree. Why the fuck do we need to have a powwow here? I get it. You hit him in the head, but we need to get out. Yeah. like There's a blazer outside with our fucking name on it.
Speaker: Oh, nice. like led We his pipe. Is it? Nah. It's a half inch. I don't know. That's still going to come down harder. This churchy pews scene of the haunted house ah sounds is almost as creepy as by itself than when art shows up. And the funny thing is, when I was watching this with the kids, I called it.
Speaker: because art's underneath that hood. I fucking called it. I was like, yeah, he's right there. So this whole entire haunted house scene is another part of the movie that it gets pretty lengthy. but no Right. And it's like, let's get on with it. It's it's like, it doesn't need to... I get it. As Glick was saying, it's a build up. I get that. But it there's build up and then there's, okay, we've beaten this dead horse long enough.
Speaker: I think it's built up by now, to tell you the truth. Yeah, I agree. It's been built up. No. The worst is yet to come. The pit. Yes. And the water thing? Yes. I'm so confused by it. See, I called that earlier when I was watching the whole time. It was here in the hood the entire time. Yeah. It's got the little cloak on. And why the fuck?
Speaker: the chain and Leave him there. Oh, yeah, that's the chain with the fucking shit on it. Mm -hmm. The shame is having a blast doing it. Oh She just clapped him with that happened fight You know what's funny so Earlier in the movie when she's getting dressed. She paints her her arm in the same kind of Flash that she uses with the paint with her arm is the slash that she gets three marks on her arm. Interesting. Just a little higher up from her paint. You're right. I do i have, yes. But she's got it painted on the other side. Yep, yep. Man, that fucking chain, man, is brutal. Yeah. Out of all his weapons, I think that's like his signature weapon. yeah she She lays on top of her brother and takes the beating for him.
Speaker: brutal as fuck.
Speaker: does okay so they do a right here but slow go and the feather montage yeah Doesn't that kind of give you an angel ah like religious vibe kind of thing? It does like he's from hell and she's like a and she's the angel protecting the innocent child Oh, she catches the chain. Yeah, which is not a badass. She catches the fucking chain. It's badass on her part. OK, she takes it from and goes to fucking town. And she goes back at him with it. Goes to town. And he's like, what the fuck are them all confused? And in the warrior outfit she's in is kind of dope. Like, she needs her own cartoon. She goes total Zena. Zena Warrior Princess right here. Yes.
Speaker: With wings. And with wings. I think art gets it worse than she got with that chain. It stuck in his face. Oh, in the face. In the face. I need to find that clip. We need that clip. In the The fire extinguisher. I gotta remove that from, ooh.
Speaker: You know, this part where she stabs him in the fire station, the first thing I, or when she stabs him with that metal bar, the first thing I thought of was Deadpool.
Speaker: ah And I was waiting for the, you know, the music and the loose and cartoons and shit. Yeah. That was. You know, I wouldn't be mad if they did something like that and agree in this movie. it would it was like It would be completely out of place, but it would be funny as fuck. Yeah, but it it would be like dark gritty cartoons or hallucinations. Because I mean, it would add to the to the cartoonishness of the movie. He does everything he can to get art off him and doesn't do shit. Seize the fuck off. I forgot about that. No, I think that's just like a like a
Speaker: A pistol shotgun? Oh, no, it is a pistol. It is the pistol shotgun. I thought it was a 4 -inch Smith. Oh, I hear heard it. He heard it. He heard the click. He's like, ah, I'm done. He takes forever to fire. Shoot the fucking gun already. He's like, my bad, my bad, my bad. Like, he knows it's not going to kill him. He don't give a shit. No, he doesn't care. I'm waiting for the kid to fall backwards with that fucking recoil. Yeah.
Speaker: Break his fucking wrist.
Speaker: And she's amazing. Ask the fuck out. She is. She is woozy as fuck. I don't blame her. She's lost a lot. She's got cuts all over her back, her legs. Plus, she's probably got a concussion. Well, she ain't worried about anxiety attacks at the moment. I know. I'd rather take the anxiety attacks, though.
Speaker: than a beating from our... Let's be honest. Any day of the week. I hear my dog snoring over there.
Speaker: ah She sees her mom. She doesn't know her mom's dead yet. I think she has an idea. I think Jonathan told him. No, because this is the first the first time they were alone together was that little powwow.
Speaker: Oh, you're right. So I don't think she knows the mom's dead. I think she's finding out right now, though. Yeah, possibly. Like seeing seeing ghosts or or like mom's guardian angel. You're still a bitch. I don't care. How'd she go to heaven? Oh, you know, she's a ghost. She's stuck in purgatory. Yeah, because she's a bitch.
Speaker: I'm dead. That is where she finds out. It's not really her. Oh, that's right. It's the pale girl. It is the pale girl. Oh, that is like the pale girl shows her what happened here. Like, like, yeah, it's so pathically. I guess you call that. She's like, oh, no, mom's fucking dead. She's lost her mind.
Speaker: Yeah, not the time to cry about it. Let's get the fuck out of here. Nobody's attacking us right now. Let's go. Art's gone. She just looked over where Art was laying, and he's gone. Why the fuck is Jonathan so far away still? I don't know. I think he's still running. Oh, did Art grab him and take off? Maybe. I didn't think he was knocked out, though. No, because he was telling me. Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker: Art drugged him again, I think. Yeah. Art smacked him on the head. Bitch, you just beat him with a table leg. Your fists on his chest ain't gonna do shit. He's fucking laughing at her. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, she choking like you read about. this is i think This is when he... You know, she doesn't knee him in the balls. She doesn't even try. I want nothing would do any good, but she would try. You could try. I love this space. Yeah, that didn't work. Yeah. Fuck you. pushes No, no, no. And this is so she falls down this pit.
Speaker: Which is like ah an area of the haunted house that's been boarded off.
Speaker: which that fall looked like it hurt, because she's laying on gravel.
Speaker: And spits on her. And he laughs and he spits on her back and he's like, yeah, how do you like it? She caught her breath. Yeah, he does do a little, it puts the lotion in it. Yeah, puts the lotion in the basket. You know what, for those store -bought wings, they're still holding up pretty good.
Speaker: Those, uh, they do landing on your back like that. Probably knocked the fucking wind out of it. I think that's why she gasps. This is the part. Okay. I can see the the smoke and and that would be part of the attraction. But when she falls in it and she falls in that vat of water, what the fuck are we doing? Is she not screaming? I don't think that this right here, that portal thing that she's looking at, I don't think that's actually part of the attraction. I think that's actually part of.
Speaker: her her nightmare. I believe so. But but is she imagining it? Is she you know, because she also imagined herself in that Houdini style water vat. I don't think she you I don't think she is hallucinating it. It's actually happening to her. Just like so in a supernatural kind of way. Well, yeah, because she shows up on that, um that cartoon Disney Oh, the Mickey Mouse Club again. Yeah. And he just stabbed her in the fucking gut with her own knife. That and our own sword. What a douchebag. And then pushes her down the pit again. Yeah. The pit's got to be there. I think that pit is only like maybe, maybe like three feet deep at most.
Speaker: or two feet and it's part of the attraction like suppose you're supposed to walk by it like it's yeah it's a male you know but when she falls in it it's into her own personal hell yeah she shows up back at the Mickey Mouse Club in the in the Houdini vat of water yeah and he just he fucking drops the sword right down I keep calling a knife because it's so short but it is a sword sword machete Yeah, it's it's it's it's actually shorter than a machete. um the And I'll mention it when we get there, but I have a problem with that sword, too. Okay. And now he's back upstairs to to go buck with Jonathan. Poor Jonathan. I mean, Jonathan doesn't get as bad as Vienna or Sienna, but Jonathan's going to need therapy again.
Speaker: I'm sorry. That dude's in therapy for life. I mean, he's like, what, 13? I think so. He's gonna shit his pants for the rest of his life every night. Oh, dude, they're both in therapy for the rest of their lives. I love the, hey, you awake? Hey, hey. I'd even go as far as maybe check yourself inside an asylum for a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: See this, I think this is her dreaming while being knocked out. I don't think it is. I think in some supernatural way, she's actually, it's actually, yeah, she's actually going through it within like the supernatural realm of the movie, you know? Okay. I don't, yeah. And the whatever the tentacle pulling her down for no reason. Just holding her down so she drowns.
Speaker: There's all the dead kids just swinging around the playground. there's that with blood on And and that they're still all bloody from when they got shot. I love art. So I'm trying to wake up Jonathan. Hey, Hey, we got, we got 13 minutes left. Should we do one more break? Yeah, let's go. One of our last break. Okay.
Speaker: That chick's still on fire. That thing popped up at the wrong time. There it goes. Oh, yeah. All right. We're going to go on our last break. Man, it's a long night for me. I don't know why. That took us a long movie. Is this our third break? Is this our third break? This is our third break, but final. Yeah, third.
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Speaker: It's not they're not the greatest like the first ones decent, but they look very movie ish. They they are. Yeah. All right, let's go ahead and roll into this is the final what 20 minutes? Yeah, well, 12 minutes final show. and oh Yeah, final show that that chick that you that we see on your screen that her popcorn stuck to her face and shit. Well, she's also she kind of looks like the the pale face girl.
Speaker: Oh, with her hair and stuff. The way that her hair is done. Yeah. that that That kid with the blood coming out of his mouth as he's eating cereal. And this chick with the banjo, still playing the banjo while on fire. Yup. That's kind of. a do do do do do do do do She drowns like, that's ah actually what it looks like when somebody drowns, too. It's like, really? all Yeah, because your body, your body wants, wants to breathe and it forces you. And then that's when sucking all the water. And and and ah I actually learned that while watching a movie. They were talking about
Speaker: Look at that candy apple. It's all bloody. no Damn, it's like a like they were all just dancing around. another're all la Now laying around. You know what? She was kind of keeping them alive. And then as soon as she dies, oh they die. yeah See? yeah Yeah. And then, of course, this is this is the scene. I believe this is it with the knife starts glowing. ah it It takes me out of it.
Speaker: He's sitting there chewing on his fucking hand. Isn't his hand? I thought it was his. Yeah. His hand. Two at Jonathan's hand. Jonathan screams and then and then Art kind of does the scream face too. He's just like chow. He's just trying to chow down. He's having a He's having a man which. Well, kid boy which. Boy which.
Speaker: See, okay, this is what this takes me completely out of the fucking movie.
Speaker: It makes no sense. and Yeah, it makes sense now. It makes no sense now. We haven't seen The Third. Yeah, if they if they would have slowly brought in the supernatural stuff like this with the glowing knife and stuff like that, I'd have been okay with it. Yeah. But all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the knife just starts, you know,
Speaker: And then she comes back to life. And he's sitting there just chewing away at Jonathan's leg now. He's trying to crawl away. fire So she's she's back alive, still in the water, not fighting for air all of a sudden. Yeah. Calm as can be. And then like a bad ass.
Speaker: runs up and fli Oh, man, dude. It's not like cook your meal first. Don't play with your food. but but but but yeah ah up yeah we leg off Yeah, there she is. She stabbed him in the spine. Like Russell Crowe style.
Speaker: He pretty much lets her. Doesn't he pretty much let her cut his head off? He's like, do it. Yeah, he kind of gives up.
Speaker: But I think he he knows he's done for. And he knows he's going to come back. So he's like, do it. Whatever. It's time for me to take a break anyway. I come back 100 % healed. You won't. Ooh. Ooh.
Speaker: He twitches just as, yeah, she just saw this world. Oh, man. So look on her face like she is full on, fuck you. Yeah. I'm not mad at her one bit. She's got that murderous rage.
Speaker: And this is what he just goes, do it. He's just like, do it. Go for it. Get the other side. He's like, you best. You got the left, get the right. You bested me. Bested me.
Speaker: I thought for sure he was gonna like dodge in the last second because she's taking forever to do this swing. Yeah. It's like five chops and then. Yeah. As sharp as that knife is, not very sharp.
Speaker: Razor. Not very sharp. She's like, it's razor sharp at the beginning of the movie. Not so sharp. It took him five, six swings to get his head cut off. It dulled. It dulled after - After being stabbed in her stomach. Yeah. When she healed, she's like - Once again, I get it, he cut his head off. Let's not linger. Let's get the fuck out of here. She's completely healed now is my understanding. Yeah. Well, you see when the knife, the sword starts glowing, the butt in her, below her ribs starts to glow as well.
Speaker: Yeah, heels, which brings her back to life, which, like I said, took me completely out of the movie. Then we have a girl who's still, but she still, she still acts like she's like weak and fatigued though. Yeah. So, well, she did just swing that sword like six times. True. All right. This, all right. This is weird. So Pell drill comes into the scene, picks up bra the head.
Speaker: holds it up to her ear like arts whispering to her and she's like, yeah, okay, yeah. Creepy, creepy fucking scene, dude. Eyes glow. And then her eyes glow.
Speaker: I thought for sure she was gonna kiss Art. Dude, so did I. Or start gnawing on his face. But she cradles the head and just kind of wanders off. And then she walks away. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Is Art kind of like Deadpool, like he grows it all back? I don't know. Because... Well, well i'll I'll mention that afterwards, but... Well, technically, we'll find out on Saturday, saturday but... The cop in the third movie finds Art's body. Yes. So it's like... And we're not... We're we're we're only... Between the two of us, we're maybe 10 minutes into the third movie? Yeah. So it's like...
Speaker: I think the head is the most important part, which is why the pale girl takes the head. And this is when that was the end of the movie. That's the end of the movie. Yeah. And it shows what happens to the head at the beginning of the third one. Does it? Oh, yeah. Right. Well, that's the thing. So I'm going to end this. There's no second part of the credits. I'm going to end this. So like I said,
Speaker: I wonder if art's head slowly grows a new body, like Deadpool. Or the body grows a new head. Well, no, because the body is found by the top. You got in here at the end. Yeah, you're just catching up at the end. So we just finished Terrifier 2.
Speaker: um So real quick, before we get into our Adaptations are our comments. IMDB gives us 6 .1 out of 10. The popcorn meter is 4 .1 out of 5. The tomato meter, which is fan -based, is 4 .7 out of 10. But it's 81 % popcorn movie. Gotcha. So... I was... Go ahead. Well, comparatively speaking,
Speaker: Across the board, with the exception of the IMDB rating, when it comes to Rotten Tomatoes, it is lower than the first one. Okay. Yes. The tomato meter on the first one is 6 .3 out of 10. This is 4 .7. That's a huge difference. And that's fan -based, where the popcorn meter is ah Rotten Tomatoes staff and whatnot. They give the the the out of 5.
Speaker: yeah Both of them are in the fours. The popcorn meter also, percentage -wise, is fan -based. Both of them are in the 80s.
Speaker: um For me, I think this movie's biggest downtime, down downfall, is length. There's too many scenes that go on too long. Yeah, that's the first playground scene and in the very end.
Speaker: And the first playground scene. Yeah, the end. The playground scene, well, not the Mickey Mouse Club scene. Mickey Mouse Club, yeah. As we call it. It's like 10 minutes of screen time. It's so much. It is. And as I said, you could have showed art come out Throw the fire at her. Her room catches on fire. End of that scene. Mm -hmm. Taking out 10 minutes of the movie. Yes, the tomato beaters. Uh... Tomato. Um... And I don't want to drag this out because we've been at this for almost three hours. I know. I just realized that. For me, and I got to scroll up here. I am giving this...
Speaker: I was going to give it a six, which is what I gave Terrifier 1, but I gave it a 5 .5. Okay. For the simple fact of length. It loses because it's got length. The re - you know, the the character art of art, I think is perfect. there's I have no problem with it. The length of the movie, like the laundry mat scene is like the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker: Yes, yes Because dude is just hanging out With his weighing out reading the paper laughing his ass off for no reason It really set the mood and like I keep saying Terrifier has this cartoonish forward to it that I actually like Yes, the length of the second one. So it besides just the the the scenes that were drugged out for I feel was for no reason at all forever and a day. It just didn't need to be two hours, man. No. Like, I think. We could have got to this movie an hour and a half. I just think there's this thing like, all these new movies have to be two hours, blah, blah, blah. Keep movies like this at 90 minutes, I think are the best. Oh, yeah. Any more than 90 minutes, you're losing. I said no man ever. It loses because it's asleep.
Speaker: Touché. Touché. Touché. I'm not going to drag my rating out. I did have a little diatribe about ratings, but I'll go over it later. Go ahead. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to give it a full six. Full six. So this is your first six, by the way. What is it? So, comparatively speaking, you gave Terrifier one an eight, and I gave Terrifier one a six. Interesting.
Speaker: sureow ah Like I said, I enjoyed both movies. ah You know, I'm not the horror guy. So that's why I give a low rating in the first place because you guys, it affords me to watch a a horror movie. yeah The length of this, as we both said, it goes, there's certain scenes, you could have cut those down to like 30 seconds, a minute, two minutes tops.
Speaker: The one goes on for 10. The biggest problem about her in the tank, I have a huge problem with the glowing knife, sword, whatever. See, I'm not going to let that stuff get to me because we still haven't watched Terrify 3. And some of that stuff might be answered in that movie. um high I did like the originality of some of the kills in this, especially like you said earlier, the laundromat scene was pretty funny. I liked how i like the mother getting shot was kind of Uh, the way on the nose. she and oh yeah or Yeah. It was, it it was, it was, it was nice. And then of course the penis getting ripped off. I think all three of those scenes are probably some of the best. I'm not saying getting your penis ripped off of something like original in a horror movie, but no but it's way like it will make me cringe every time. The way it happens, the, the, the brutality, the intensity of it was, was, was pretty, was pretty good.
Speaker: Alright, ladies, gentlemen, and everybody in between and on the outsides, we are gonna wrap this up. Thank you for joining us tonight on Nonsense and Chill, Terrifier 2. Come back on Sunday for Nonsense and Chill in Jeff's Garage. And we're gonna watch Terrifier 3 then. But before then, we're gonna go over a few movie cars. Horror movie cars. Yeah. Killer cars. Killer cars from horror movies. Yay, Hollywood.
Speaker: Jeff, you got any last words? I will see you at the movies. See you at the movies. And bring your own popcorn. Good night, Leggy. Good night.
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