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Nonsense and Chill - Top Secret
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SHHHH....... This episode Blaze and Jeff reviews and provides commentary on the Val Kilmer comedy film, Top Secret. With special guest Chaka. Enjoy the laughs and thanks for listening.
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Dude, hit the button. I'm hitting it, I'm hitting it, I'm hitting it. Hey, what's up?
Introduction and Guest Appearance
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so Well, welcome to another installment of Friday Night's Nonsense and Chill with the movie Top Secret. But before we get into that, I want to say welcome to Shaka. He's joining us tonight for a little bit before he has to go do the J-O-P. What's up, fellas? I'm doing good. I'm doing great. Never watch this movie, so I'm kind of excited. You're all right. Hold on. You you need a seat belt, because I literally laughed so hard watching this movie.
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i If I sitting and on the couch, I'd have fallen off my chair.
Overview of 'Top Secret' Movie
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Jeff, you want to tell us a little bit about this movie you're more familiar with? So mean this is, I guess you would call this kind of a parody movie. It's very right. Like I said, it is a blazer. You were saying it's by the the creators of airplane. um When it comes to the IMDB credit score is 7.2 out of 10.
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um the It is 80% on the popcorn meter for Rotten Tomatoes. 6.8 out of 10 for them and a 3.9 out of 5. It is, you know, the beauty of one of these movies is you can almost categorically say you never know what's going to happen next. um i There's spots where it's it's the ridiculousness of this movie
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This this skydiving scene, oh my god, dude. Oh, it is ridiculous from the from the get go to the end like over the top antics.
How to Watch 'Top Secret'
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It's fucking nuts. And if anybody wants to watch along Blaze, you were saying it is it is free on Pluto TV. It is. It's free on Pluto TV dot whatever it is. Pluto TV guys. Check it out. And then it's also you can rent it on Prime.
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Four bucks. Four bucks are free. Yeah. It has about three minutes of ads at a time, like three times, I think. That's not true. A minute and a half. I mean, it's a lot of ads, but I mean... But, apparently speaking, we saved four bucks. I mean, I'm all about saving money, especially lately. Not gonna lie, I'm a little bit more excited about the retro ads tonight than the movie.
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I get it. the Something about this movie is that i ah you and I were talking about, you had never seen this before you had watched it, right? like No. um When I watched it, I vaguely remember it. Not enough to really say I remember watching it. so right But I was very pleasantly pleased. it has as Val Kilmer from his like dreamy sexy boy days. He's a good looking cat in this movie, man. There's ladies out there that that likes him a little bit of Val Kilmer back in the day. Maybe he's so awesome. He's got that waff going on, man. That quad. Shaka's never seen it, though. Shaka, you said you'd never seen this. Shaka is on mute.
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Yeah, you're on mute again. This is back in like the Val Kilmore Willow days. Is this back in? This is 1984. 1984 is when this movie came out. Yeah, yeah. OK, here. I'm going to go ahead and press play. Yeah, while we're pressing play, I did save the poster. I thought I did. No, I didn't.
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um the down
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The right off the get go. Right off the get
Absurdity of 'Top Secret'
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go. It starts out in East Germany. East Germany courses in the 40s. Yeah, it's the 40s. So it's it's definitely one war two. You got these two, you got a Nazi fighting a dude in a trench coat on a train. They're on top of the train, no less. And it starts out, it sets the scene perfectly because this Nazi stands up. He's a big dude.
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I like how they make him look like he like like the whole gold. German Indiana Jones. Yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, the your your main spy here, he ducks because a bridge and the German does a duck and the entire bridge just gets taken out by the German showing that right there. Sets that bit of its absurdity sets the tone for the entire movie like that. Are you are you guys getting any feedback from from the do you hear it? I hear it a tad, but it's not it's not bad. I don't think it's going to affect.
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oh You jumps off the train here and now we're at the East German high command The dude tied his motorcycle up to it bikes later on dude but forget a tea He pulls up a motorcycle to a
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now i'm getting feedback and received the me try fix might have dragged that down now it's Right here see you see how the freakin the little peon dude takes his helmet off But the strap is still around his chin i sitting here I'm like, what the fuck is up? jo we my eyess on his sideburns were fucked up And then he gets done he put fighting and kill him and you just oh who's the he turn down your chin slap Wait one second. I know I think it was target Yeah, it was Chaka. This is funny. So the P on hands him a note and it says find them. He stamps it with find them and kill them. like personally Like as it happens all the time. So they made a stamp so they don't have to write it out. I almost. that's my What is my orders? Find them and kill them. Find him to kill them.
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And they're they're they're setting up a, like a telethon slash concert to distract the world from their plans. Yes, we talk during the movie because we're really like that around here.
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I don't do it during a movie I haven't seen. But hey, I don't actually talk in movies. What was the name of that album that he pulls up? it's It was like, Oh my God. It's Val Kilmer's character's name, Nick Rivers. Yeah. But it showed like Jackie Robinson on the cover. Yeah. The this the song is this song. this it's It's a- Americana. it's It's Americana. It's a Chris on Serpent USA.
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but it's skeet surfing. Yes. And you have all these, skeet
Val Kilmer's Performance
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surfing. If everybody had a 12 gauge and a surfboard too.
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just These guys have surfboards, they're in full wetsuits and they're carrying 12 gauges. So the premise is this, this American rock idol, Elvish slash we don't think of it. I don't know. Yeah. Yes. Val Kilmer is a, silly that's a good movie too. That is, that is it an excellent, I would actually like to see that sport. I'd actually try like to try to do it.
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You got one half cleaning the freakin' surfboards, the other half cleaning their shotguns. Look, you can totally tell it's an American school. All the kids are running by with shotguns. just saying I think that's why what's funny about this. It pokes that's what makes folks fun of American at the same time. We'll have fun with the girls till our lifeguard takes our shotgun away.
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they're They're literally surfing and shooting at towards the beach where everybody's at. That is so nuts. And there's all these chicks on the beach with bikinis just not bothered by them. So the boobs right here. The girls like laid flat on the beach sunbathing and she looks up and there's these deep miss saying boobs were This movie is make it work up very eight. I think I fixed the feedback. Is everything good? Yeah. Yeah, you're good. Okay, cool. Took me a minute. They just shot down a plane.
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Cover Rolling Stone. they're showing Nick Rivers is ah on all these ah like Time magazine magazines. Yeah, magazines. People. us time. Look how young Val Kim were was right. This is like pre willow. Wait, this is pretty well with me. I think so. The old lady running by with the shotgun cracks me up.
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They're running way too far to that beach. And then you see Nick Rivers opening tonight, also Stevie Wonder, and ah also presenting Frank Sinatra. So Nick Rivers is so big, Frank Sinatra is headlining, or not headlining, Nick Rivers is. And he's been invited to East Germany. Unbeknownst to him, it's part of a distraction. This is pre-willow.
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This is funny. He's sitting there trying to. he's been whole But then when they show it, it's blurred.
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So this is character is such a fucking ditz. Like complete fucking ditz. Managers reading the Daily Opposer. Oppressor. The Daily Oppressor.
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this was fun because we're thinking about this this train is in Germany and there's this black American southern guy that comes in and goes it's perfect German. Yeah. Yeah. The East German check boy. Okay. The guy on the platform.
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He's he's he's being told he's your ambassador. You have to behave. You gotta play by their rules. You gotta play by their rules. How's this? I love his German.
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eastern attackt back andism What's that mean? It's your daughter, Amy.
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Genius. Such a great ambassador. i both please So yes, the Germans sitting there asking for paper passports. And of course, Val Kilmer is... Val Kilmer will look out the window of the sky.
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holding a package being surrounded by dogs and German soldiers, when he drops it, the dogs attack the package. The Germans are thinking he's, they said, where are they taking him? They're not taking him anywhere. it's the love treatment Where are they taking him?
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They're not taking him anywhere. by and I like this line. Valcomer's about to speak in germansh in German. Oh, that's right.
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and some just more He'll sign them up for
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It's like back in the day, I would freaking sign up for like gay porn magazine advertisements and stuff. good No, because you get all these adverts for re-signing up. and it's It's almost like it was the worst mailer demon and ever. da so It used to be a great prank. The dude shuts the door, breaks the windows.
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I did not, like as they pull away, This is funny. i I lost it. I didn't see it coming. They start pulling away. It's the second it's the fucking vet. The Germans are on a cart and they're moving not the train. And then the guy running after it to try to catch it. Then they start moving. and then you see this guy running with the tree in the background. Yeah, he tries to get like, it's like they're trying to catch the train. This guy runs to try and catch the moving tree.
Parody and Humor in 'Top Secret'
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Like it's normal.
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and
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valcon is like What is going around? german This is I love. So yeah, they're East Germany in Berlin. the map. So they do an Indiana Jones style kind of map to show him moving. And then they go into the Pac-Man. They go into Pac-Man on it, because it's literally just a bunch of roads showing up. to walk go walk walk a walk It says, walk, a walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. And then it becomes Pac-Man. This is already my kind of movie right now.
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right?
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Oh my god. The East German swimming team here. but that i kind of They're very they're uh I mean this is this hold up this this would be a triggering this movie would get fucking Not gonna lie. This movie would get canceled. Especially with this part. Each German swimming team, there are a bunch of fucking hulking football players in cheerleading outfits and wigs. The last one looked like Lord Farquaad.
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Yeah, I did.
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Of course, it is German and I don't feel like... Yes, great people. You guys should do it in practical jokers. Dude, that is such a funny-ass show. Practical jokers. I fucking love that show. I didn't know. Is it still even a thing? The same spy from the opening scene is out. Do you see who that blind guy is?
00:16:48
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He does look familiar. I can't I forgot his name. He's he's he's the guy from Captain America. Oh, I was going to say he's in the modern movies. Yeah. Yeah. He becomes the computer. The one that I can't remember his name. ah Jarvis. No, no, no, no, no. It's the other one. ah The one that worked for Red Skull.
00:17:10
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Oh, I know you're talking about now. Yes. And he's pretending to sell novelty items. He's on their own. And they're just prank gifts. See, raise that fucking blue ink. Oh, it's blue, not black. Oh, shit. I fucked that. That's all right. It looks bluish. I like my phone nails. The exploding guitar. Cigar.
00:17:39
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Oh, it's not a small explosion either. yeah that was a huge explosion The dog. but every time i didn't I didn't bring any I didn't you bring any fake dogt have a new fake dog. Every time somebody walks by, this will make you very popular saving cream that shoots on his face.
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You know, they're trying to be secretive.
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A man known as the torch. Howard Johnson's, like there's a Howard Johnson's in East Germany in 1942. Wait, he dropped your phony dog poo. What? Phony dog poo?
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He's got blue ink on his face, shaving cream, and he's holding dog poo.
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Well, he's got a key to the city. Oh, yeah. That's what the swimming team gave him. Hail, hail, peace, gravity. Land of wine and the grape. Wine and grape. Land where you'll regret. And try to escape. And he tried to escape. No matter if you tunnel under and take a running jump at the wall, forget it. The guards will kill you if the electric fence doesn't first.
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no And everybody claps and cheers. little anm This, this one, this part continues. This poor fucking guy.
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like this is that hard johnson He's on a, he's in a junkyard and he puts in a. Why didn't he get out of the car? I know shit, but he shows that later in the movie. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Now, Nick Rivers is at this hotel, and it's fancy as fuck, dude, for Howard Johnsons.
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You know, I finally tried a Tim Holtz the other weekend, by the way. and that's only funny Yeah, love that I I I got one of their hot breakfast sandwiches. Okay. Without Kilmer's walking into this place, and this guy's going to tell him, we can't seat you of watching watching with his gum.
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that just To make your knees like sorry, you need a jacket and tie. A jacket and tie.
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you love but i We can provide you with one. Dude literally calls another dude over and they tailor him a suit on the spot.
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I missed this part. I got distracted. Look in the background. In the background, as the general shows up, you can see Nick Rivers in his box of shorts and t-shirt as this dude's got a sewing machine. the measure He didn't measure it. He's doing trousers too.
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They give him a full on tongue. That is genius. Now, the general shows up with a famous, like, I guess he's like an opera singer. You never hear the guy speak, so I don't know. And he says, maybe you should mention he should sing later. Well, I think he wasn't that supposed to be mild form a or some shit like that. I think it's supposed to be somebody like that. Yeah.
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This is the most genius thing I've ever seen. Nick Rivers picks up a note, and and it's like an audio playing, and he's like, Nick, I can't make it. And then dude shows up with a bullhorn going, i just want to reading the note, saying, I can't make it. That fucking suit is way too shiny. That's brand new. Very good. Thanks. He's literally reading the note. He's not there, but he's there.
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So this character. This chick. She's a nut, dude. So I'll wait till it gets to the part where they spoof another old movie on the island. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. And I saw it instantly, and I was like. Was it with Kathy Ireland? Was it Kathy? Yeah, Kathy Ireland. OK. Who do you favor in the Virginia's tennis tournament? I always slide with the most masculine player.
00:22:20
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Oh, dude, they make sure they, ah they, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they, they hit some, some things. They cannot make this movie word for word. They're making fun of, uh, the Nazis and, and, and they're in their, uh, their bigotry. Yeah. You just got shot after she said, this needs to get to us. She runs into the same hotel. She was just in a dark out.
00:22:46
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What did the, what was the name of that restaurant? Uh, it said hotel gay Shifer. Yeah. And he's, she said, this must get to the States as soon as possible. And she hands him a letter and he burns it. Cause he gets shot. It's a publisher's clearing house check.
00:23:09
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What is the name of that movie? Dude, look at what happens with this ripple. I don't know what ripple is. Ripple is a type of alcohol, bed type of beer or a type of like wine or something. Watch his glass. Watch his glass as he goes to rescue her and allow her in. What in the fuck is up with that dream? It melts her fucking glass. It melts his glass. Look at it.
00:23:38
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Maybe there's someone trying to poison them? No, I think it comes down to it's that strong of alcohol because it never gets brought up that he doesn't get killed from it. Ripple wine, fortified carbonated wine that was popular in the United States in the 70s. It was made by E and J Gallo winery. It was marketed to casual drinkers.
00:23:59
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Reggie Sanford and Sanford and Son made a drink called Shampipple, which was a mix of ripple and champagne. Unopened bottles of ripple are rare. It can be worth between $150 and so light on his beat in this dance sequence. So Val Kilmer kind of saved her because the mayor said she couldn't go in. And this dance is weird.
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I'm sorry, but if like, Val Kilmer then was to play Spider-Man, I think he'd kick ass. Ooh. I'm not mad at that. When he's in a suit dancing like this, all I can think of is Batman when he played Bruce Wayne. Right? Yeah. True. It's very Batman-esque of when he plays Spider-Man. I was not a big fan of him as Batman. Nobody was. I mean, I love him with him. He's horrible. Horrible. But I won't blame him because Hollywood has fucked that character up. is there They've done good, but they've fucked that character up sometimes. Especially with the whole. They're doing the weirdest dance. George Clooney. It's like a river dance in a waltz. Yeah, it's got a little bit of everything in it. You just double poke from your cheeks. like That's part of the dance.
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And and then weird it's almost like a hokey pokey kind of thing but do classical music but and like He's just looking for a date and she's well the resistance i'm sorry She's over 18. Oh, shit. I know a little German. He's sitting over there. This motherfucker. I fucking lost it, dude. I lost it. I know a little German. He fucking, it pans over and it looks like, dude's like a small leprechaun-sized German. Yeah. Yeah. He takes his hat off and he's just like, just a little bit shorter than Jeff. And they're, they're
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She's ordering in Germany. It has no idea what it is. Thank you. Hillary. hillary
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Hillary means the bosoms. Go ahead, go ahead. Live gravity. 2016. That's not like that, man.
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and
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What in the world was that dude wearing on his hat? Looked like he was wearing a freaking mask on his hat. Was he? I missed it. is look That's what it looked like. yeah Whatever. It's all goofy shit in this fucking movie anyway. it could have been Everything's so goofy.
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She said, you don't need to tell me everything. She goes into detail about blowing her nose to reach into her purse and actually grabbing the hanky.
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Now the confusion starts. The matron is asking for the famous opera singer to come up, but doesn't say his name. And Nick thinks it's him. That's right.
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so so Nick decides to get but sing afraid something like this might happen yeah
Dance and Fight Scenes
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typical he's i'm sorry that's typical american they must be the yeah i'm the only yeah yeah motherfucker there's like 40 of them they're the only one in the room man he's got a lot of makeup on he does
00:27:53
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His hair has got to be three inches tall. I mean, he's got that... Dude just had hair spray in the 80s, man. That Aquanet. It's perfectly quadrant. Just saying. I promised my manager. Now, I'm sorry, the lyrics to the song do not match the original and it seriously bothers the shit out of me. because He's like, wait, no, I was getting up there, dudes.
00:28:18
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the nature of these faces like, oh, I fucked up. He just happens to have the music in his fucking jacket. And hands it to the band. And it's like a 12 piece band.
00:28:32
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Rendition of fruity fruity. The poor violinist can barely keep up. This reminds me of that scene in Back to the Future where he's doing a fucking song on stage. And everybody's looking at him like, what the hell is wrong with him? And he kind of does the Wait, show us again what three inches look like, Jeff.
00:28:56
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A stretched out gummy worm. But he's, he, I can see that Kim were a young guy. Kim were playing an Elvis Presley character, right? Yeah. He does that. He does that whole line. He's like, ah watch me from the chain kind of thing. Where did these guys get electric guitars?
00:29:18
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out of their buttholes. I guess. From the from the from the god damn it. Shit. I forgot the rules. No, he's just dancing with random people and everybody's loving it. The props department. The props department. Why did I have such a hard time thinking about that? The dude, the dude playing the bass one is back. He's going ZZ Top on the fucking cello.
00:29:52
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I love how the chandelier slowly lowers him down.
00:30:00
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I want to say that's Val Kilmer singing, but I i don't want to be wrong. I don't think some of the songs he sings. But I don't know. He fucking dances like a motherfucker, though. He does. no The voice sounds similar if it's not him. They did a good job. Exactly. It's possible. It looks like it's dubbed over, though.
00:30:22
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Yeah, it's it's it's I wouldn't call it. I wouldn't definitively say it's Val. And then you don't break a vein on the guitar in the back with the fucking headband on like he's Jimi Hendrix. Standing ovation and the Germans be pissed.
00:30:43
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Your hog balls, sir. That's what she ordered him. It was the special I get.
00:30:53
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This, so she's back in her room and dude that was in a car. And he's knocking shit over and then falls on his back. Fucking genius.
00:31:13
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thank you man What have you done to you? It was a trap. The tires like rubbing against his face. Yeah. He's like, they must have known I was staying at the Howard Johnson's.
00:31:29
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She's standing on her knees. Brett, you've been smarter. All right. Hawaiian punch. and it With an oil spout. And for no reason. Is that supposed to like? part of the car Yeah, that's supposed to like quench his thirst. I'm confused. I don't know. what you mean he was whenji was cop on That's a windshield wiper on the tire. Yeah. Be careful with the ballet. Where's the ticket? He's the the tickets in the glove compartment. Can you reach it? Then he blows the horn. Try the other hand. And the windshield wiper. There it is. There it is. And she says, I'll get it.
00:32:15
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She rests on his face and the antenna goes up. that Now at the ballet. and So that's one thing about this movie. It's sort of like a musical at the same time. Well, I think it was singing an airplane too. So it's, it's, it's, it's, ah it's along those lines. Yeah. It's not like a musical. It just makes it silly. Yeah.
00:32:44
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It makes it that much better. Val Kilmer's sitting with a bunch of other people. So this ballet dance and these fucking... I forgot about the dude with the fucking giant cocktail. They all have doinks like that, dude. Like they they're wearing cups that are like 40 sizes too big. They're like fucking amp-fisted fucking joints. Yeah, they're double-fisting those... Oh my god. And Val sees her through binoculars from across the room.
00:33:13
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I have a fly in here. It's driving me nuts. And somebody comes to talk to her. Oh my god. Those are giant cotties. She's riding the cottie because he couldn't lift her up. Later on, they fucking never mind. I won't spoil it.
00:33:40
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Now, he's got a gun on her. So, Val goes over to save her. That he, it looks like, there he goes. He gets across the fucking, he's walking on top. He runs across the deck. And Val's beating up this guy. Watch his face. He's got his hand on his face. And when he lets go,
00:34:06
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his face is tall and distorted.
00:34:10
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You know what that face reminded me of? do you guys ever see Did you ever watch the old Dick Tracy movies? Yeah. Yes. Look at the guy. he Val just grew the guy
00:34:41
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Yeah. Well, uh, just everybody knows I totally forgot to put music to these ad breaks tonight. Cause that's okay. Donor brain. woo woo But they should be pretty funny. And I hope you guys enjoy it. Which one do I want to play first? Let's do this. one
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So we're back at it now. Val's up in her room. You might have to back it up just a hair. Oh, it just goes right back to the commercial. Yeah. But she said, yeah. Yeah. The reason why is she looks down and it's a it's a model of the road below. And you see mice going in between the cars. I didn't notice that.
00:42:17
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You didn't see it. I laughed so hard. They're using a freaking airplane propeller to keep the door. Well, no, because they went they were looking for rooms to hide. And that's the prop room. And those are all props for boats.
00:42:35
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I didn't get it. Thank you. i when This right here is funny. robert Oh my God. this is funny So he's in the jail cell in and he's got the hash marks going on the brick and it's on and his one manager walks and he's like, thank God you're here. It's been 20 minutes. Been here 20 minutes already.
00:42:56
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so
00:42:59
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I've tried everything. Oh Jesus. Play on words. It was a pun and I totally missed the punniness. No, no.
00:43:10
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Just can't bring my wife to orgasm, no matter what I do. And he goes, here. This shit's funny. This guy, the setup of this joke is amazing. Because later on, they hit the punchline. Yes. And it's amazing. There's the anal intruder. And that fox is like this, dude. It barely fits on his lap.
00:43:35
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It's got an umbrella tree on the end.
00:43:40
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I'm trying to find a picture of this thing, but I typed it into Google and I don't know. I think my, uh, I took a screen shot. I'll put it in my background. My, uh, my, my search engine is, is let me down. He can't get out of that jail cell fast enough. Don't type in the intruder. Just relax. i got I gotta go. They locked the door.
00:44:10
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Oh my god, I totally did not see this coming when this happened. So there's a priest doing last rites and bowels walking behind him down the You know, the dude's just making up. Oh, he's talking in Pig Latin. Yeah But he's all he's also doing cliche sayings He's speaking Pig Latin and in cliches because he said at one point in fact, oh There's the Pig Latin Yeah. And you see a shadow of someone being strapped to an electric chair amen at nauseam. And they fry the guy. It's the priest getting fried.
00:44:59
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The anal intruder. it genius Why is he at a desk that's that big?
00:45:13
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and Now they're interrogating Nick Rivers. and If you're lying, it's death by firing squad. I want to know what the 4395 undershirt means. It's got to have a meeting. It has to. I'm sure it does. this What is the condition of the guy that he threw up the balcony? i know Let me know if there's any changes.
00:45:41
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He's dead. He's dead. And you know what? I was expecting that. At that point, I was expecting that. Oh, right. This is the picture over right here. There it is. There it is. It is a little umbrella free with it like a like a bomb for you. He only knows what he reads in the New York Post. Maniac stalks Olivia Newton-John.
00:46:10
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right now Oh god. The payoff. hundred and twenty Here it is. Here it is. He was impaled by it. It's it's destroyed it. He says apparently your your manager didn't realize we used 220 volts instead of 110.
00:46:37
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ah fail bob you know
00:46:43
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Dude, he spit like a good 30 miles an hour across the room. And it hits dude directly in the face. But the the camera following the spit makes sure they leave no marks. And what do they do? They punch him in the face.
00:47:10
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If I ever act in a movie, I want to be one of these movies. Now, he's having his little dream while he's getting his ass kicked. He asked this guy, he's in school. He's like, all the exams are over. Oh, no. No, I have a study. No, I have a study. That's some good acting right there.
00:47:35
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He wakes back up getting away. He wakes up and he goes, thank God. This guy is Hermione's Gorgon's workout book. I don't get that reference. Somebody educated me. But it was almost like it was built up like a playboy. It was. Yeah, so like a sports illustrated, but for a lot of German workout routines. His boots.
00:48:04
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boots He his boots up on the table, but they were still there as he stood up.
00:48:11
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There's a, few there's a couple other boot jokes in this movie. I got a question. There's one thing I missed and I can't, I don't know if they say why, but I'll bring it up when, when it happens. andt twenty minutes Oh my God. They're in, a he's in a cell. This is funny. This is two vents, one on top of the other. There's some bugs. And there's a crowbar there. He opens up the top one, climbs in.
00:48:44
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Like, this is mental torture at this point. Whoever built this, because he comes rolling out a lot of it. He goes across the room to another one, yeah but above ah above the bed. Whoever built this cell is genius, because, yeah, we can let you try to find your way out. I was expecting him to like fall down from the ceiling. I did too, or come up from the bottom, but he comes out the medicine cabinet, and then the toilet. toilet
00:49:16
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And then into the mad scientist that the the resistance is looking for. What are you doing here? you
00:49:31
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What's his name? Paul paul Simon. oh
00:49:38
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oh yeah sell a message He's talking about desalinization. Thanks for removing salt from water. You know, that is actually a technology that is out there but it costs so much. you know it's he says He says, do you realize what it does?
00:49:57
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you know
00:50:00
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ah
00:50:03
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They'd have an assault forever. ah Asshole.
00:50:16
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first time in my life. I'm ashamed of being a scientist. What do you mean? a horrible but refuse i wish but they are holding what all ah unel that i complete the the lot He's he's got the Agme lab equipment catalog cant go calendar. See, I told you this wasn't appropriate for children. so Fair on my commercials
00:50:53
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magnetic mind so powerful it'll attract itself to a submarine miles away and Nick just turns it on and a submarine comes through the wall he says oh no
00:51:15
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Dummy. I don't get that. bras from the scam bomb factory I don't get that. But okay. I don't know either. Who's this? It's a Japanese sub.
00:51:30
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Yeah, mine. Oh, shit. This woman answering the phone. He's the phone gag you were talking about. No, no, this is the first of the phone gags.
00:51:44
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So call up the execution. The phone's ringing. Oh, the old lady. And the old lady taking her. She's like a secretary, but she's got to be 90, using a walker to get the phone. She is a good 20 feet from it, moving at the half the speed of smell.
00:52:04
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I knew it. Let me confirm this, but one sec. This song is so weird. And you see Nick at the concert and the chicks are freaking out. Did you notice at one point he takes off his underwear and throws it to the crowd? Yes. So why this whole scene is creepy.
00:52:34
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right and I'll point and I'm sure and it'll be revealed because these chicks are losing their minds and dude but in there it's it's and reminiscent of an Elvis. Good night Leggy. Good night. So yeah these are like young young girls too but the and they get it one of them gets up on stage and the whole scene is just creepy. Oh yeah because she's like easy fifteen Yeah. So he was stretching the microphone pole across the, sea yeah, the microphone. It's got an exact, like 10 feet. ah Gross. She sniffed his boxers. Yeah. Fucking gross. But they're like jailhouse style boxers are not fancy. No. Yeah. This song, this is the creepy song. It's like a, it's a serenade kind of thing.
00:53:35
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um I mean, I find this is a losing their fucking mind. It's very reminiscent of Elvis and the Beatles when they first showed up in the States. I was going to say this is like how shock is that early he'd make a good Elvis in this this song. Yeah, exactly. Exactly that.
00:53:51
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This actually reminds me of Richie Valin in La Bamba. Yeah, very much like that too. So this how old is that chick? She's like 15. See, this is what I mean, dude. This is maybe the fucking creepy. You got to remember, though, she's East German. So she might be 18. You just don't know. But she does. She's she is You need your eyes checked. Oh, she barely comes up to the outcome of shoulders. And he's all loving on her. Not in a creepy way, but she's creepy as in she's rubbing up against him losing her fucking mind. I'm sorry, I just see him creeping up like that. She's 14, dude.
00:54:33
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She's all crying and shit. What's funny is when she falls over.
00:54:40
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She just collapsed out of nowhere as he care caressed her hair. Just faints.
00:54:53
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the The background singers are weird too.
00:55:01
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They're all baritones. but was too and The part of the song where he's he's like, I manic if I don't have you. i you know And he tries to kill himself like three times. There's the news. They're like, no. And the background figures stop him.
00:55:25
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Then he goes over to the oven and turns it on and sticks his head in the oven. and so he lays down on the railroad tracks.
00:55:43
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that's
00:55:45
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Oh, geez. you so nice nice to my um Do they even make movies like this anymore? Shit. No, they're all watered down. We need to do Kentucky Friday movie one night.
00:56:02
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You ever seen that one, Shaka? Which one? Kentucky Friday movie? No, I don't think I've seen that one either. Hilarious. The guys who brought that movie, it came out like 77. They also did that one movie with Hugh Jackman. It's like What's the name of that movie? It's all, it's, it's all comedy. Watch the bikes. Basically the bikes here. Oh yes. He says those bikes and he slaps the seats going yah and the bikes ride off. I said, there are horses.
Unique Cinematic Techniques
00:56:29
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Like fucking horses. Fucking nuts. There is no excuse. The carrier pigeon with a briefcase. It's top secret. The carrier pigeon has a briefcase.
00:56:47
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with It's not time. It's like handcuffs. Yeah. Yeah. Is it handcuffed to? Mm hmm. It was like top secret. The statue in the background of this park where you see Nick and the girl. I lost my mind because there's a giant statue of pigeon and then people fly down on the pigeon and piss off.
00:57:18
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So it's, you know, normally it's a guy and pigeons land on it and shit on it. Yeah. This is three dudes land on this giant. It's gotta to be a 20 foot tall pigeon. It's a big pigeon. She was teaching a course on black history.
00:57:38
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and
00:57:41
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She was teaching a course on black history. What in the fuck? What kind of relationship is that where he he's, he's waterskiing with her on his shoulders. It didn't even look like she was wearing the bottom. Right. Let's go as the Germans show up. So what do they do? Let's make out.
00:58:11
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they're gonna make you a park. Everybody in that park is making yeah they people flying down onto the fi land onto the pigeon and they literally start to piss and you can hear it. a And as Nick and her leave, these guys fly away, watch the pigeon.
00:58:38
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takes it giant That was a huge pigeon dump. That was a huge pigeon dump. Let's go ahead and take another break since we're halfway through. Oh, breaking, breaking. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and pause it right there. In the next scene, I want you to listen and you have to listen and watch because the whole thing shot in reverse and spoke in reverse.
00:59:06
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That's how they do hunger. Yes. Yes. It's it's a yeah. That's going to confuse me. When it first started, when it came back from the break, I thought I thought the shit was fucking up on knock. Right. All right. Let it's play. Which one do I want to play this one?
00:59:30
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I'm leaving my mic on so I can react to these because, Jesus, they're hilarious.
00:59:36
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I just her. messing with her. She bothers her. Yes. um know I don't know. I've never worn a bra.
01:00:04
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Yeah, I would be.
01:00:18
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nice surprise this one creep this one's a weird one you don't have peanut butter
01:00:40
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stick um wreck
01:00:47
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It's multiple women. It's just calling Rex over. Hello. Hello.
01:00:57
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It's fucking weird. I'm gonna be Rex when I grow up. I'm just saying. its can um ah so
01:01:16
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let
01:01:23
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one For things you'll only see once in a lifetime.
01:02:19
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This one's a funny one. The short one.
01:02:38
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nice thunder
01:02:52
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honey?
01:02:56
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Here's some money. What do we got here? I love it. Wow. Don't judge too quickly. We won't.
01:03:08
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oh my game that does daddy That's awesome. If I were a man and you were
01:03:36
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but the but but but but but the
01:03:45
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I dated a chick like that in high school. I was just saying. ah but European commercials are so much more sassier. Some of them have nothing to do with what they're actually advertising. No, not at all. Just like American gene commercials.
01:04:05
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yeah All agreed. ah So, yeah, welcome back, everybody, from our... Well, we didn't really stop talking, Nerd and Break. No. Welcome back to Nonsense and Chill, where we are watching Top Secret. Shh. I'm talking about it. It is the 1984 Vow Kilmer movie. Roll that beautiful bean footage, because this movie is just hilarious. That's not what I meant to hit. I meant to hit that one. There it is.
01:04:38
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And there you go. And see worry about it on yeah, you can follow us at bio dot.link slash nonsensical network, find all our shows. i Drop that there. There it is. See what we're doing. And then that's all right. The week you can check out he where that a long nice and I know, man. I was going to skip fours like thirty seconds four. seconds 10 seconds, Matt. Yeah. OK, I hear they go. This is and's right it's right up the tee commercial. yeah the here yeah So they are they go to the bookstore. Name's when they were working Jorgensen your Swedish books.
01:05:38
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This dude. And right here, you can tell it's so weird. he No, but this dude, he's got that... His eyes act like that. That's creepy. And it's so creepy. Now, from this whole scene is it backwards. They literally filmed it and then played it backwards.
01:06:08
Speaker
It's pretty cool, though. It's like it's an interesting concept. As opposed to speaking in Swedish, they just spoke in English and then played it backwards. Val can we're putting these books back cracks me up. He can't read. There's a ladder right there. And what's Val do? It goes right back where it's supposed to go.
01:06:32
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Whose job was it to stand up behind those and push them down, though? Right. And the guy is literally standing at the bottom of the ladder trying to reach up. And what's Val do? He does the old and throws it back up. ali you I like how the dust comes back onto the book. well See, but that's where I realized when I was watching the movie, I said, Holy shit, they filmed it backwards. Yeah.
01:06:56
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And then they go up the pole. They go up the pole instead of down. This is like literally with the will when the the scene actually probably started filming was when they came down. The dog walking backwards. Now it goes back to normal. And we we go into the the parody in a parody.
01:07:19
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Oh my God, she's reading a book to him. But it sounds like he can't get it up. No, she's reading a book.
01:07:30
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Can you believe they print this trash? Mark. Looking fine. and she see Her are going on a tropical cruise and the boat sank and it goes to Blue Lagoon.
01:07:49
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like yeah Her flashback is basically Blue Lagoon. what is as as Nigel is um he's like he's spearing fish but he's speared bananas now look she's got a shopping cart made out of bamboo It's like some Gilligan's Island shit. We're Gilligan's Island, Blue Lagoon kind of things. Dried seaweed and snot. He's got a garage.
01:08:21
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Look at the wooden viking there. There's the viking. And the washer and dryer. Made out of wood or bamboo. Yeah.
01:08:34
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Yeah, it's definitely spoofing that. county fashionsh and They don't know anything about sex. So they're figuring out. They're just rolling in the sand. Oh, this the paroity of ah ah little lagoon el is blue I don't think it's blue lagoon. I can't remember the name. It is. Because Mila Jovanovitch did return to the blue lagoon. Oh.
01:08:57
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So it's just feet and other bodies all around. There's like nine people. It's like an orgy. It's an orgy. Yeah. But supposedly it's just the two of them. ah so that says One day Nigel went missing.
01:09:15
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He ran away with the orgy. yeah
01:09:21
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see
01:09:27
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from the offend young he says You can't imagine what it's like to be separated and he's like, yeah, I can he was left in ah like a close the world's worst Big department stores He got lost in a department store PA system was on the fritz. PA system was on the fritz. PA system was on the fritz. They couldn't call my parents. That was us forever. And he lived there. And they go to see us for the rest of the week. On February, they got pretty jammed up during the semi-annual Lincoln's birthday sale. Semi-annual Lincoln's birthday sale.
01:10:14
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He got locked in the apartment store and fucking lived there. Fucking weird. Where did he get this guitar? He pulls it out of his ass. but so Oh, it it doesn't last very long. No, it doesn't last very long at all. This song is genius. It's like, are you lonesome tonight? But it's not.
01:10:46
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Is your kitchen a site? Is your wardrobe all run down?
01:10:59
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This is how he got famous by singing a jingle for the department store. He was lost in. Ah, yes, yes. Because he wrote he overheard the staff saying we need a new jingle. This is booby is freaking genius, right?
01:11:17
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Too much candy consumption. That just means you don't have enough to eat in your diet. Right? the the Make the sheets burn.
01:11:33
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with on the
01:11:37
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Shove it, Macy's. And love me tonight. ah fat and I thought she was going to come in with the second version. I was like, here we go. but She crushes that your heart and they, they just have sex with it. But it doesn't show it fades over to the, the fireplace. Keep an eye on the fireplace because there's another one. Oh, at one time when they're falling, when they're, when they're going through the sky, skydiving fire yeah there's another fireplace. guy me with them
01:12:15
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This, I did not see this coming. So the next scene, you see that they're hiding in a hay, hay car. This is a singing horse. And the horse is singing, not the guy driving the car. It's a mini horse, too. Yeah. All right. This is it. All right. This is it. You guys can get out now. It's a mini farting horse. No.
01:12:41
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The horse is packing up a little. Is he all right? just a little He's just a little horse. That was so bad it was good. And then the horse keeps singing as they ride off.
01:13:01
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they resisted Oh my god. This is funny. This is another little German. This is it like, that well, this is also kind of a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Because when he opened the door, the dude is, he's got, he's at eight foot door and then he's literally my height. I didn't expect that. I'm sure. I'm sorry. yeah He's a French, he's a French Frenchman in German. and I apologize. Speak a little French. This is funny. Oh my gosh. charter The resistance is in this isn room. The chocolate mousse.
01:13:30
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He fucking lights a goddamn cannon inside the goddamn fucking house. And then he never put it out. No. That dude's got He's got ladles and butter knives. And the other guy's got real knives. And then it shows the guy with the butter knives.
01:13:51
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And who comes out? But Nigel. Yeah, Nigel comes out.
Humorous Character Moments
01:13:58
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stressed as same as he was. and luo Nigel comes out as the the same outfit that he was on the island. The difference is his skirt is no longer white. It's tarnished because it's so old. Dude, he knows like the front of his body is all bronze and shiny, but when he turned around and like the back wasn't, it was all just dull.
01:14:28
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ah she measuring his bicep she's like, oh, any blexes for so thank and nick i watch it slosh watch your that's not all she measures mr rivers if we have been she's below screen she pops up and she's got the measure who came out like, like,
01:14:49
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that
01:14:55
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oh, she's Now he's introducing everybody's name. I like how they draw their planes on the wall. Montage. Dรฉtente. Avant-garde. drug view And deja vu. Have I met you before?
01:15:21
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but yeah Over there? Croissant. kind Escargot and chocolate chocolate. diagnos nasties ah he eats the cigar I feel bad for laughing at that. I'm going to hell. He is seriously bronze, dude. He just left Diddy's party. Looks like he just walked out of a Ben Herr movie, right? Suck a dude. My favorite. Suck a blue.
01:15:56
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type of for core dawn we the gear for the jump
01:16:01
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what that to explain but i just want the first guy in fell in love with a girl who met the restaurant he then turned up i'm not go first guy paul the loser to a childhood lover who she last seen on a deserted island and he turned out fifteen three years later he was the leader of the french um If you have to say it like that you probably are.
01:16:17
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right? No, I'm not the first guy to meet a girl in a restaurant and try to save her and then if her lover comes back, like he goes into basically everything that's happened in the movie. and' be better for everyone if for then He's trying to. He's little drill jealous a He's got the weirdest blonde afro ever. done Yes. But that's how the dude was in Blue Lagoon.
01:16:46
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he had blonde curly hair, so that they had to go with it. This dude is... So he's putting fucking black powder down his tummy gun. He's a You do this package, you put pet no biz mole in there, you put a drop light in there. and Nick sits down in front of them. A fucking baseball glove. He's got a baseball glove.
01:17:10
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Don't take it so hard.
01:17:17
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He's got that ringy French voice. Ew. Ew. He's in his head and jumped out the window because it was apparently disgusting. Can I take the swing of this? He's like, Jesus, what is that?
01:17:39
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gasoline. And then he drinks it. Thank God. I was getting jealous. I was feeling very emasculated. You know, if the baby oil would leak through the shirt, that would have made it funnier. I didn't see that. It would have made it a ditty party.
01:18:03
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yeah but that's why i said it dude looks like he walked party just um one young and as luck we have it has was picked up by hutle so tried to get I was picked up by a passing freighter. I tried to get them to come back and save you, but there was a foreign ship and they didn't just understand English. It took advantage of ways I cannot describe.
01:18:32
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Now look at him thinking about it. It was a man.
01:18:37
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He enjoyed that shit. Latrine. Every time Latrine shows up, he's fucked up. Latrine. add And Latrine. Never had a shot. It was a slaughter.
01:18:55
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Speaking of literally a roughneck was saying something about the latrine in the cell. Yeah, too much candy. So the Germans show up outside. They're playing foosball. I love foosball. That's like one of my most favorite fucking games. So as they go to shoot out all the windows, as you see their feet, why can't they start dancing the jig out of nowhere?
01:19:19
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The grenade part's fucking hilarious. Oh, no. No, the tic-tac-toe is best. Ah. Because they're shooting out the windows. This dude stands right in front of the window. No. So the guy that was on the island with her, all the winners were broken up by one, and he breaks the one so he could shoot through it.
01:19:47
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Cora's face album can't break the window to save his life. It bent his gun. This dude breaks the window with a cannon.
01:19:56
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ah The little guy jumping the chute out the window as the train broke as fucking sludge hammer on the window couldn't break. Dance Nazi dance. Now there it is. Watch. Tick, tack, tack. He doesn't act.
01:20:19
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Hey, I win. but yeah so This just is awesome. The grenade. Dude jumped on the grenade. And it gren not like and everybody all blows up but him.
01:20:33
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ah
01:20:36
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It's so ridiculous. It's so genius. I just realized that window is smaller than all the other ones.
01:20:48
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How did he get clothes on all of a sudden? He changed earlier. Nobody changed again. Oh, did he? Yeah. He's got like a suit jacket on. I don't know. So chocolate mousse with the Tommy gun is literally going like this and everybody dies.
01:21:08
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What? The resistance. and mon shop aur don I think it is time for another break-y-poo. Yeah. He's going to rock another break. Oh, ah this movie. That dude walks in and gives chocolate, moves a high five, and he's like, my man. My man.
01:21:33
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They lead into stereotypes here. It's so funny. The stereotypes is funny. The first guy, Croissant, and then something else. They get to the one black dude, and they're like, chocolate mousse. Chocolate mousse. But not only the best is the tic-tac-toe. You didn't see it coming. It's so funny. I like the grenade part.
01:21:56
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Yeah. I love how chocolate mousse has got that fucking damn finger on me. Hello? Hi. Hi. Let's play The Stranger. Okay. But someone gets home tonight. Someone should be wearing a naughty, fresh-made helmet, a blonde wig, and holding a six He shows up wearing his suit.
01:22:24
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01:23:53
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but what
01:23:56
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i think so
01:24:42
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he's watching the replay think he's referesa struggle No, I believe that's a zebra
01:24:56
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ah great Those are the best commercials right there. Yes. every time exquisite aussie shiraz a mere Five ninety nine, huh?
01:25:10
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ma earthy bursting with fruit and spice australia practically jumps out of the glass in some say you can almost taste the bush add see the glass is out thats how moose taste to but Up here in Canada, we've got some really nice beaver and lots of it. Sometimes we get more beaver than we know what to do with. To get into our homes, our places of business, we have to chase them out.
01:25:44
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When you're chasing Beaver, nothing refreshes like an ice cold, easy drinking lesson Canadian. How's it going there Steve? On there Steve. You want to drink when you're chasing Beaver.
01:26:11
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Nice. Is that sky blue vodka? Wow. Wow, this whole father drink. Jesus.
01:26:24
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Oh my god. He's just swinging it too. Like, ah oh man. I'm going to make a request for every show that we do at Comedy. It has to be commercials like these. Oh, man. Angel Scratch Show. Appreciate you showing up, man. Yeah, you jumped right into the commercial. Oh, you damn cheesy. Yes.
01:26:44
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and mo hello yeah Welcome back, everybody. We are watching Top Secret and we're kind of doing our commentary track. It's not really a review, more like a commentary track, so you can technically watch along. um We are, what's ah what's the... We're at one hour, nine minutes and 27 seconds. One hour. It's not a very long movie. That's the beauty of it. No, it's like... Oh, shoot. Oh, yeah, you're in. We run it. It's like an hour and a half.
01:27:19
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Power 49, something like that. It's not a very long movie. You know, we're winding. Your commercials. Great, great, great. John, great pickles commercials. Thank you. Some of them are are not so good. There we go. Some of them are bangers. So they meet up at Der Pizza Haas,
01:27:40
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like ge which is kind of a, it' I guess it's a German Pizza Hut kind of spoof. But it says Der Pizza Haas. Der Pizza Haas. What is what is that is that? I don't know what's on the pizza. No, you know what it is? What? It's bratwurst and sauerkraut on pizza. Oh. because Wait a second. I don't know if I'm mad at that yet. There's there's the Germans.
01:28:14
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I don't know if that actually might be pretty good. They all have milkshakes with two straws. It's about the American. so mother back Wow. The clock is a Hitler clock.
01:28:33
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There's a small dude right there, yeah. and else seems that's who i become Actually, the small dude, wait. No, he's only got one straw.
01:28:45
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ah do you say just but he says How do you say? do you say?
01:28:51
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got a truck Jesus, how do you say indispensable indispensable?
01:29:01
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as long as i know my way around that prison umll never be alone Look at the freaking pizza in the back. Look at the cheese. Look at the fucking cheese. Oh my god. Look at the guy on the left, man. Oh my god. That is funny. This is stuff I've never seen in a movie, ever. Yeah. That's what makes these movies great. It's very much like airplane does the same thing. I think this is better than airplane. I like this better than airplane. With a dead pigeon.
01:29:35
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The fucking pigeon has an iron cross on the way. This is not our traitor. He says, and you killed his pigeons. That's a carrier pigeon, you idiot.
01:29:46
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To kill your pigeon. This is strong standing to free them on Sunday or into an hour out. Wait, under hours. Nothing's the traitor. It's someone at this very table. The traitor is someone at this very table. They all look at each other. Then these two girls show up.
01:30:05
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Excuse me. Recognizing Nick. She's wore that chick with the braids. She looks like she's from Holland as opposed to Germany. I'm sorry. You must have me confused with somebody else. You must have me confused. Mel Torme. Mel Torme. I can't remember what Mel Torme looks like. I've heard him before. He looked him up.
01:30:34
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I know he's a singer. That's Mel Torme. Oh. You're a good singer. Yeah. those are he I've seen him in some. He's a cool dude. I want you to watch that back by. He's not Mel Torme.
01:30:53
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um never we inrutrated by Oh, we know what to do to buy a TikTok. He's a ass.
01:31:04
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How do we know he's not Mel Torme? Piece of ass. This next song. It's so weird. Did he drop it? It sounded like he dropped a coin. He caught it. He caught it. It's going to the jukebox.
01:31:25
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What is this song? It's doing.
01:31:31
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get This is definitely more like Elvis. Yeah. The carpet. I like it like carpet. Watch the rugs. Watch the rugs. They're funny. It gets better. How do you not fall and bust your ass? That floor is polished, boy. That is the biggest poodle skirt I've ever seen. All the chicks are wearing poodle skirts.
01:31:59
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You got to straighten your rug is the name of the song. what's What's funny is the type of music he's singing, a lot of it wasn't even around at that time. Right. Yeah, it was not something that would have even been allowed. He's spinning on that circle rug, but he spins so fast that it drills a hole in the ground. I lost it. And then everybody, you never guessed that everybody there was a professional dancer.
01:32:28
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It's a perfect. It comes into the front door.
01:32:36
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Now, this reminds me of Greece, right? Yeah. Which I don't know about you guys. Greece one was amazing. Greece two was and then they made a they made a they made a pinky movie or a show or something. Yeah.
01:32:58
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he's but he's The guy's swinging the girls around. They're obviously dolls, but they're swinging, boy. There's no one I'd rather straighten it with than you. Kind of looks like a 50s. Yeah, it's real 50s because everybody's in poodle skirts. Yeah. And he's doing the Elvis.
01:33:23
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or pial little or poodle skirts this is not well the pd skirts a thing back in the I don't think they were. I don't think they were. And the Nazis probably not. Newhall. So, the. Newhall. In movie. In movie. They rented a Newhall plane to jump on. That dude's got a duty free.
01:33:44
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a This movie is fucking genius. I love how he goes past her and she's like, Neek, and he comes back up.
01:34:01
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They are parachuting at the speed of like a whisper. A whisper and. is this habit fire Yes. Okay. and This is not how this would actually work.
01:34:16
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Yeah, if anybody's ever parachuted, it you can't hear shit. I don't give a fuck who you are. It is the calmest night ever. This is when she's taught talking about how she has to stay with nigel yes but Nigel. Because they were connected from so long ago and she thought he was dead.
01:34:36
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Well, I mean, to tell you the truth, I think she's a freaking bitch because here's the thing. He was just going by on his own, not fucking acknowledging her. She stops them and goes into this whole triad and then they end up kissing them. The fireplace that they're making out, parachuting as well. So by movie logic, does that mean they had sex while parachuting? I think so. Yes. There you go. There in a mile by some. Oh my God.
01:35:05
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it chocolate move a fucking cricket
01:35:12
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he killed a big wooden mey just to kill the onere
01:35:22
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watch the cows they're looking through prenocatives these cows walk is over the blackout from of the binocular star I didn't notice that last night. I saw that and I fucking died dude.
01:35:36
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The cows are important to the plan. If you ever see in the movies where they draw with a stick on the ground, that's what they're doing. This is the most involved model. He pulls out little cows.
01:35:51
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yeah um sneaking so with a game team It's a full on diorama. it will break um into the generator building On the ground with them. Exactly. seven twenty five At 7.25. Got the power. The rest of you come through here. The rescue comes through and scale that wall. And just kind of like do something. Yeah.
01:36:20
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It's got a locomotive on the diorama of the map they're doing. They're in the field. And then when they get up, the diorama is gone. OK, this cow yeah i'm costume shit.
01:36:36
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Like, you threw me off there for a moment. Well, the only way you can tell them is they got rubber boots on it. Yes. Is that what the rubber boots are for? The thing is, it's a real cap. It's a real cap wearing rubber boots. Yes. With painted on dots. Is the dots painted on? Yeah. Dude, look at it. It's not natural. So that's the fake cow. Okay. Let's move on. And Nigel's the ass.
01:37:05
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It's very important that you remember. ni yeah They are painted on. Yeah. He said move. It took a real white cow and made it look like a fake cow. Wow. And it's got rubber Wellington boots on. Why? Watch the back. The one on the left leg keeps turning. Oh, they flop and shit too. Yeah. Are we able to see the gate? let god i't see what yes
01:37:39
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The German soldier whipping the gals and it's actually Nigel getting hit in the ass. That's the way he said out in the corner. As soon as we get around the corner, we'll break away from her. And then they come back the way they just came. I think we did it. Oh, this is fucked up. Can you see this?
01:38:03
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yeah Oh, the bull. Oh, no, no, no.
Running Gags and Themes
01:38:07
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The baby calf. Oh, I miss this part. The baby calf wants some milk. Watch Nigel's face. Oh, oh, oh. You okay? Yeah. Wow. Wait a minute. Oh,
01:38:31
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Can't we stop to take a break? oh we got a tight enjoy the shit That's so fucked up. Bestiality is not off limits in this movie. Because it happens more than once, let's be honest. That they are getting up to the fence. How long till we cut the power? Look at his watch!
01:39:00
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that's always called flavor flag iron His watch is the size of a place play the play fucking clock the cigarette the cow okay <unk>s genius Now go in the room and that's nice. Yeah, we should
Commercial Breaks and Network Shows
01:39:28
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to a cigarette down sweet on this vicing sweet use on oh man I wasn't planning on doing another break. I was going to finish it up, but I do have one more ad break. I just want to play. We'll run it out because these are because because this shit's funny. Which one did I? po plentyia it This one.
01:39:56
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All right.
01:39:59
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think it's this dumbass I forgot to put music in yep I don't think I don't think I get this I watched it I didn't understand it
01:40:46
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01:41:02
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01:41:38
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01:41:54
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the home depo commercial okay Oh, these, so it is a, one of two is kind of, No? What are you I don't, it just, you're talking about? What are you talking part of the, about? What are you talking about? What are you I talking about? like the, I like the graphics on it. It's kind of fun what they do with the anteater. That's two commercials with an anteater, y'all. It is.
01:42:32
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Jimmy, guess what kind of commercial this is, Jack?
01:42:42
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This commercial is fucked. thirsty slam on lemon i
01:42:52
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up
01:43:21
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I've actually seen this one before. but I played it earlier. Oh yeah, I've seen this. It's an old band commercial.
01:43:35
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That's cool.
01:43:55
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and such faine in i
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and far frixi bottle
01:44:17
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You silly commercial.
01:44:25
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01:44:27
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Comedy and Betrayal
01:45:20
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Hit that button. my buck up So.
01:45:24
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they They're cutting through this fence now that they've been cut off. I seriously thought they were going to do a weird shape in the fence. They didn't. I finally disappointed that. like ah Like a human. Like a human. but And he climbs up and it's just a pair of boots sitting there. Nice. He damn near shit himself though, boy. I don't get why they ran away.
01:45:53
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Oh, he threw it straight up.
01:45:59
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yeah i know Instead of throwing the grappling hook over the wall, they throw it straight up. He threw it straight up. Oh, Jesus. And then he accidentally throws dude by catching him with the grappling hook. He's like, I got this. That's some Three Stooges type of stuff right there. Right? Yes. Chocolate Moose is not a small dude. And poor deja vu is holding him.
01:46:23
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by his fingertips. By his fingertips. And then grabs him by the top of his head. You're right. And then knees him in the face. Hey, boom.
01:46:47
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He's shattered like a person.
01:46:54
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ah hes He's like, I don't see anything. Oh, this is genius. He tagged teams. Chocolate Moose. Oh, it's a wrestling ring. It's a wrestling ring.
01:47:10
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leave a ofro
01:47:15
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Watch, they're they're doing goose stepping here behind mean behind Nick. Watch Chocolate Moose's boots. So they're dressed up like the guards so they can sneak in. Please come off. Oh, Jesus. Okay, here's the bull part. Yes. So remember everybody, you got these two clowns in a cow costume. And this bull comes up. It turns out Nigel is the traitor.
01:47:44
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the yeah and said i They're gonna go
01:47:51
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that's we
01:47:55
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bulls Oh my god. Oh, yeah. You see it. Come a mile away, dude. He's a big boy. And they're playing the Jaws theme song as the Bulls coming up behind him. um I didn't catch that last night.
01:48:11
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oh ah ah Oh my God. So they break in there. They find the German and he's got, he's, he's digging out what they saw. Shake redemption, that bitch. He says, how ironic. And then the day another my tunnel, look at dude's tunnel.
01:48:35
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jersey je bike
01:48:40
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He's like, nice work. Mercedes. Yeah. So she grabs Nigel's jacket. I want that jacket. I do too. And inside the jacket she reaches in the pocket and there's a dead pigeon. And it's not dead. Oh it wasn't. There's like. It's a whole bunch of pigeons. And she realizes Nigel is the Right. Where'd he come from though? He was getting penetrated by a bull. Well, no. Watch him walk. Watch him walk. He walks all stiff-legged like his ass hoards.
01:49:21
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my example She's seen a gun brought up against the tree. He sees it. look his is over both of his Both of his hips are blown out. The tree falls, but we're still laughing at his walk.
01:49:43
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oh yes Chris, I haven't had dinner yet. I'm having dinner after this though, my man. So am I. This is the phone gang. ah well ah It's got the close up view of the phone. When a dude walks over and picks up the phones this fucking big. I lost it. They're really just driving around in circles.
01:50:12
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Where's the truck?
01:50:18
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Is that latrine in the top half the calf? No, that's, I can't remember his name. dude That's Croissant. But look, he's still got, he's got a piece of straw in his mouth. It's a broken toothpick. Is it? I think so, he's been had a toothpick the whole movie. I think you numbskulls.
01:50:44
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Dude, the prop department handing chocolate mousse that fucking Tommy does.
01:50:52
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Oh my god. The Ford Pinto. This is hilarious. Dude, I fucking lost it. <unk> but ah That was the reputation of the Vintos. Yeah. His toothpick isn't broken anymore.
01:51:14
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Nigel took Hillary in the truck. I can't leave the country without it. Oh, the James Dean or the Great Escape name takeoff scene of vermon that from the movie The Great Escape, Paul Newman escapes on a motorcycle or he tries and comes over again. They do almost a perfect rendition except for Paul Newman was on a Harley.
01:51:40
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This is a German bike. Did you notice he had lipstick on? That thing just blew up. He's got to head into the Germans. They make great cars. The car that just blew up, they drove off of it. What is that like? It's like a 250 dirt bike. Oh, no. Yeah.
01:52:05
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with the weirdest sugar like clears that barbed wire like no doesn't he he wakes up again really yeah yeah there's the buses he jumps a bunch of buses but like he's evil fucking can evil funny thing i uh i met uh evil can evil's nephew really he has a young kid uh oh he's not kidding horses years ago yeah i worked with him in a dispenser for a little bit now right doing gum for no reason whatsoever
01:52:38
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He's surfing. He does. He s serves the bike for a minute.
01:52:45
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The punches in the face. He's just like, what was that? The sound effects in this movie are atrocious though. He grabs Nigel's nose and pulls up. I love how they fuck with the radio as they're fighting.
01:53:01
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ah Like an army jerk would have a fucking radio. What are they doing? They jumped both jump off the bridge.
Rating and Critique
01:53:13
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Oh, shit. i oh my Underwater fight scene. dude It's a bar fight underwater water in a but Western bar while guys are playing poker underwater.
01:53:26
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Look at how long it took him to film this fucking scene. Oh, dude, this is awesome. This is literally, this is freaking great. He's on the table when he kicks. The bartender hits him with a bottle.
01:53:41
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The gunshot. Knocked down a similar on newer. The cowboy's playing fucking poker on the day but all under All underwater, you. All underwater. Like this is, this is awesome. The bartender in the background washing his cups, his glasses. like no He nipples, man. I swear to God, he twisted his nipples. Lying it off the one hand, it hits him with the left. Fixing his jacket. And then the Bonanza song plays.
01:54:18
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He steals the cowboy's hat, winks at the barmaid are all and out. He'll shoot her McGaver, Gavin. That'd be a perfect spot to edit in. I'll be your Huckleberry. Right. Her hair is all like windblown from being on the motorcycle. Why was she driving the motorcycle? Wasn't she in the truck?
01:54:46
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Whoa, I don't get that. I didn't notice that last night. I did. I did. And I was like, that's an odd space to put it her headlights glued. So they're on an England. They're at waiting on an English plane. And the guys are playing darts.
01:55:00
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that is logo which is not This genius.
01:55:11
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she just shoves him away yeah i would never i see it world of you my dude is in a stretcher and they got him standing up the iron fist of oppression
01:55:37
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so like or an actor can be elected president in 84. Jim and Ronald Reagan was president. Just reminding everybody. but I think it was a California governor when this movie was made though. Was it? Oh, he was running for president.
01:55:56
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Well, you're in the hearts and minds of the people and the elevators everywhere. Right. 82. I think he was 84. 84. Oh, okay. Yeah.
01:56:11
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People change, hairstyles change. wanting to be and ah teach way you don't say so If you want to come with me, say so. And she says, one want, want. More than anything. More than anything. Take me, take me. This is a good thing. What the fuck? The tongues.
01:56:43
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fucking liries
01:56:47
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huard my chocolate bo I'll never forget you. du bo That's his name. Take care of yourself. dejau
01:57:02
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scarrow some skirow holy
01:57:08
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little wizard oz me and That was freaking fantastic. i like This movie is so funny. I'm going to end this meeting. Oh, man. That was ah so was a good movie. Out of 10, Chaka, because I know you got to get ready for work and head out. We do, which is kind of funny because you being a law enforcement makes it even more funny, um we do what we call Blaze and Jayce. So out of 10, what do you rank this movie? ah Man, i am ah I am a picky when it comes to movies. I am too. I am very picky. So a 10 would be, yeah I don't know even know if I've ever watched a 10, honestly. So I'm gonna, this one, i'm go I'm gonna have to go, it was really good, really good.
01:58:02
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I'm gonna have to, it's a high seven, almost eight. I'm gonna say 7.8. It's like seven point five. 7.5. 7.5 Jay. 7.5. Believe it or not, I'm right there with you. It's not perfect. I am gonna give it a 7.5 as well.
01:58:24
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There's so much there. There's so much with these movies this movie that is, I want to say emulated because this was before some of the movies that I saw. i mean i I've never heard this movie before. and Well, you know, Blake and I were talking about this movie versus um ah Hot Shots. Yeah. And I prefer Hot Shots.
01:58:50
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because I love Charlie Sheen in those movies. Or no, ah we were comparing this and um Loaded Weapon 1, which is Emilio Estevez and Sam Jackson you making fun of Lethal Weapon. I prefer that one to this one. However,
01:59:12
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This one gets funnier the more times you see it because you see more, you won't get everything. Like you were talking in the beginning when the the guy, the peon shows up and shows the the German general,
01:59:27
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the the note, he takes off his hat and his chin strap is still attached. yeah I didn't catch it until watching it this time. The, you know, on these movies, you have to watch the background um I was waiting for OJ to show up with the big afro in any second. right right ah ah wouldn't that past movie Any movie where you have the the quote unquote straight guy, you know, the the straight guy being that the, you know, he doesn't see the funny, he's just playing it like normal, makes it that much funny.
02:00:02
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um The funny thing is, when you see Val Kilmer, you don't think this movie. You think Top Gun. You think, you know, the but other movie she's done, The Saint. God forbid, you think Batman as well. Willow. You don't see this movie. I've never seen Willow.
02:00:22
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Don't waste your time. Well, that, that was what I was told. I really don't think it was the greatest movie. I mean, it might be worth watching, but i it doesn't look like my boy. I am going to go with an eight and I'm saying eight because I am, because I watched it last night, laughed and then I washed it again today and laughed even more. Maybe the laughing was heightened by the ads. I don't know, but I'm going to go with an eight.
02:00:49
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You know, it's hard not to laugh at this movie. If you don't laugh at this movie, you're either really fucking weird or you're dead. I agree. What's up, Ted? This is one of those movies. Well, thank you, Mr. dr Professor Reverend Shaman said. I appreciate that. I would say this movie is a laugh a minute.
02:01:13
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It is. is there nothing Nothing on screen will not make you laugh if you're paying attention. Even the boring scene where they first meet the guy, where Val Kellerman first meets the girl and they're dancing, if you watch the dance moves, it's hilarious because he puts on both cheeks at one point. Well, even the slow scenes when like when they're talking at the table, like you had said, even if you like as you watch the movie watch the background of the movie not the main actors watch what's going on in the background and sometimes that right there is just a load of well yeah like we we we were seeing where they were playing with the cheese that the dude was on one side of the room and the pizza was on the other side
02:01:52
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Yeah, I like the little subtle things like when that dude was wearing lipstick. It wasn't like bright. It was barely like you could miss it. Barely miss attention. Yeah, that's what makes it funny. Yeah. And that's what makes it where if you watch it again, yeah you'll find more stuff. You won't catch it. Yeah. That's why I love movies like this. You know, like Blaze, believe it or not, this is on par for you anyways. This is definitely a highly i recommend. I highly recommend watching one.
02:02:19
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uh right now our highest ranked movie is range 15 by us oh yes range 15 gave it a nine and i gave it an 8.5 that movie's that movie is hilarious not quite as funny as this because they it's funny for different reasons different reasons it's funny it's different kind of funny but with this it's the subtlety that gets you every time and and them taking all the craziness as, that's how shit happens. Even like we were saying, when Valkelmer's shooting out the window, and then the late impact hoe with the Germans, and then he he realizes he wins and goes, and then goes out to shoot.
02:03:05
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um
Closing Thoughts and Recommendations
02:03:06
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Well, under the under the underwater bar scene, you'll never I bet you I challenge somebody out there to find that in another movie. I don't think of that was a better bar bar scene fight than the remake of Roundhouse.
02:03:22
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oh no because it was just funny. It was just fucking hilarious. No. You know, the beauty of this movie is I would like to meet the people that write this shit because there's some things that we thought of that would have been funny. Like when Nigel comes out without a shirt on, then he puts a shirt on. If it would have if the oil would have bled through, that would have been hilarious. But the I would have never thought of the underwater bar scene. No. Let alone trying to film such a scene.
02:03:51
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but so i bet I bet that was the hardest. And sausage on the pizza that I didn't catch until now. Genius. And the backwards scene. The backwards scene. Yeah. Don't learn trying to... don't Don't worry about trying to learn Swedish. We'll just play the whole scene backwards. Didn't matter.
02:04:14
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it's I love movies like this. I love it. That was very, thank you guys for introducing me to that. Cause I'm about to share that with a lot of people. That was freaking awesome. Well, and that's the beauty of what we're doing here. We're going to be watching movies from all, you know, whether it be action movies, comedies, especially the comedies. Cause I love these movies. I want to stay away from the boring slow dramas though. Agreed. Well, however, I do have a couple of like, I do, I want to do, uh, the movie runaway jury.
02:04:45
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Um, we, we were going to be watching tonight or last week we were going to watch. No, it was this week. So we were, yeah. watch night We were going to watch a 12 angry man. Jeff started to watch it again. Sent me a message. it like one It's a little too slow for a, it's a quick movie. And we wanted to do something a little bit more fun after doing.
02:05:10
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Terrifying. Three weekend, or yeah, a bunch of horror movies. Three episodes of horror movies. Yes, which I still got to put up on Zincaster. I just remembered I need a whoops.
02:05:22
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Anyway, on that note, I think I'm gonna start winding this down. Yeah, wrap it up. Yeah. So I wanna, Shaka, I wanna thank you again for stopping by and enjoying this movie with us. I'm glad you really enjoyed it, man. Thank you. It was a treat. That's the beauty of something like this. This is a movie that, if we wouldn't have done this movie, Shaka would, you've never seen this movie. Because it's a hidden gem.
02:05:49
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So I've i've what ah just thrown this out there. You guys do whatever, whatever you'd like. what I've watched movies with with the community before using Telegram or Discord where I was live streaming and then people when they were able to watch it. Yeah. That was it. where And it turned out awesome. They were having their own conversation. And that is something I do want to do. I have a Discord set up. I actually have a line blocking there for non existential movies.
02:06:15
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um follower following follower base is something that we're going to get there with. That right there was so much fun to watch. The right you know the the beauty is what we're planning, what the way we're doing this is we are setting it up. so you know We didn't do it tonight because we of the commercials and stuff, but We tell everybody, when we go, when we start the movie, so if you have it, or if you have, um if you have like, this one's on 2B+, you can actually start the movie at the same time we do. And pause when we, pluto blood sorry. ah Like we did that with Terrifier 3. We were telling everybody when we started, when we stopped, so you could actually watch along with us. But i this movie's hilarious. Chaka, you have any words for the audience before we leave?
02:07:07
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If you haven't seen this movie, definitely go give it's it's worth an hour and a half of your time. It was funny. If you liked any of the naked the was the naked guns or or the hot shots, even hot shots part do do have you say it? It was is this is up there. Yeah, Jeff. yeah Any closing words guys at the movies? Fucking see you guys at the movies. Bring your own popcorn, though that I ain't paying for it.
02:07:41
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ramton hello we tried Good job, dickhead. Sweet.
02:08:04
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All right. Rumbles killed.