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Unnecessary Roughness: NFL Week 8
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We got your Week 8 NFL picks and predictions as well as some shit talking to go with it
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AI-Generated Music Discussion
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Podcast Introduction and Promotions
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What's going on everybody? What's up? Happy Sunday! Hopefully you guys are ready for some football.
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I love this AI song. I just want to let it play. This isn't an AI song? Yeah, I made it on AI. No kidding! Yeah. And this sounds like some shit Nickelback would jam for like a Sunday night football team. Right? at fiftie point Actually, you know what it sounds like? It sounds like ball beat.
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Yeah, a little bit, huh?
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That's exactly right. Yeah, but it is Sunday. We're ready for some football. Welcome to unnecessary. We are a part of the non-stickable new network. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, Instagram, TikTok, shows live Monday through Sunday on YouTube. You can get us in Mexico.
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Oh, man, I have been up since eight o'clock this morning, which is almost unheard of for you on a Sunday could be glad I didn't pop into your Saturday day podcast, huh? Oh, no, I was I was oh forewarned and threatened with severe injury.
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better i drunk yeah that was yeah i can he be to stay away here we go steelers here we go here we yeah You're stuck in that headache.
Football Teams and Humor
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I forgot. Let's go. buuffalo
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editor in play wow It's not hard to be better than Cleveland. Actually, we're gonna be much better. We're gonna be much better now that we manifested Deshawn Watson breaking his whole body last week.
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i don't know For those that don't know, Glenn is stuck in in and threatening territory right now, hanging out in Pennsylvania. He's in he's behind enemy lines. Yeah. i mean yeah the done with that Yeah, yes, I am. i sitting at Pittsburgh International Airport. He's behind enemy lines. I started feeling sick to my stomach and I didn't know what was going on and then I was like, oh, that's right. I'm in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Don't drink any of the water there. Yeah. Right. You'll end up with no talent at all, be it podcasting or work or whatever.
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i read that hangar You resemble that remark. I resented that remark. You resemble that remark. and Stick with the beard, safer. yeah All right, sweet. I just got there. I could kiss it.
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like your average Almost like you're in trouble, except not really. Get the keys, drive to the gas station, pick up some beer, go back to parties.
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You can go sit in the car. Oh man. I gotta walk myself away from the Pittsburgh people. Son of a bitch. What shame. If you put my other earbud in, she's just sitting there shaking her.
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She knows. She knows. I know. I know. What's worse is, okay, so for Nikki's sake, and she'll she'll appreciate this. My mom and my sister are die hard Steelers fans. Die hard. My mom has been watching the Steelers since before I was around.
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And now even living down in Myrtle Beach, she's got Steelers bumper stickers all over the back of her car and stuff. My sister has a blanket and and sweatshirts and sweatpants and stuff. The only reason she goes to the Bills games is because her husband born and raised diehard Bills fan, his dad, diehard Bills man, like 20 year season ticket holder, all that. So wow her first choice team is the Steelers.
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And I hate him so much. And this is why you're uninvited to the wedding. That's okay, because that's a long drive to a really crappy state.
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The last time I drove to Pennsylvania was for another wedding, and I was in the middle of the Poconos, had no cell service. And I ended up getting intoxicated and sitting down in a creek in the middle of November. There was all the fun there was to have up there was to go sit in a creek while you were drunk. Yeah. It's like Tommy, boy, what do you do? We throw stuff off a bridge. We blow stuff off. They can't help it. They're all Amish. Yeah. I will give them that. The food's pretty decent.
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that's enough for one refrigerator. Yeah. You want the next county to get the shockwave.
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Yeah, no, I was I was I was under so very strict orders last night not to get too drunk and be hung over and be in the asshole today. So I think I i was like, okay, I did a pretty good job. You seem to be pretty functional. So Oh, yeah, we we got that with the show. i And stuffed your face in herroki yeah I was going to say, weren't you weren't you live from the extra place, though? No, I was go I was I was going to be live from X on pride buts Friday. then my daughter went in because we did a bill and I did a show on Friday. ah And then we did the normal show last night. I was at the house.
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So, uh, it was, it was, I, I just, um, so it was a good show. It was a, it was a good show. What up? Oh, I forgot how I can look. I can do, uh, I can, do you have to click those for them to pop up there? Yeah. That's a little ridiculous. Don't you think? Oh, well, what are you going to do? What's going on? What's going on? Wally. Wally. I don't know. Wally. Okay.
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I don't know if you'd accept it or not, but I sent you the invite for the admin role. So Jeff said he'll be available tomorrow to help you get all set up and spread away. And I'll send him somewhere, somewhere around here. I, so I don't know if you know, well, you know this cause
Career Transition Announcement
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I think you got my snap. but I officially got started moving, transitioning from driving a truck into the office at work. I got a raise.
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And i heard you got raise but well so I'm taking a new position where I'm going to be transitioning into the office, doing more inside sales, fleet management type stuff and whatever like that, which is good because that's what I've been I've wanted. du I've been driving the trucks since 2000. My body is beat the fuck up from driving. Yeah. And so transitioning into the office, they gave me a phone and Greg goes,
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So, you know, you have two phones. They're both in black outer box cases. What are they for? And I said, this one's for the bros. This one's for the hoes. Nice. So, but yeah, I got a raise and I'm moving into a new position. I'm going to get new hours. I'll be ah working six to three later if I want. I don't have to. so What up, Chaka? That's awesome, man. Congratulations on the news i john um a new gig. That's fucking awesome, bro.
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Yeah, it only took me 16 years to drive in a truck to finally get into an office. position You know, Britney comes in on the hose phone because the bro's phone does not have the apps that the hose phone has.
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let's see if this works okay so i've never ran a show from my phone before it is sunday it is the open panel as always all right there we go it works i've been on show like i've popped into shows on my phone before but i've never ran one from my phone before So I didn't do all the sharing and stuff like I normally did. So I went on ahead and put the show on Facebook and YouTube. so it's it's Well, YouTube automatically kicked up when you started the show. Yeah. Yeah. YouTube and Facebook. will but those I have a link. So it automatically starts as soon as I go on. But um you just got to wear that dress you were yesterday, Brett.
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No. Brittany had something to do yesterday. She had to wear this dress. And so I know Brittany from like not here, obviously, but like she's a beanie sweatshirt type of girl. She was in a dress yesterday. Brittany was a straight dime piece yesterday in a dress. Damn. I yeah like a little Halloween game or.
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Uh, no, I think it was a wedding or some shit standing for you or whatever you want to call them. Um, wedding funeral, same thing. yeah six one i Somebody died. Somebody lived. Who knows? Um, I can't believe two is going to start, man. I did not think he would come back so quickly. and Yeah. I was going to say, let's, let's jump into into some football conversations here. Uh, right. Right off the road, man. You said it.
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Two is back. Two is back. What's the over and under um on how many plays before you having an absolute guarantee? There's a Vegas bet on that. I guarantee you there's a Vegas bet. Let me see if I can't Google that. I'll let you know in a second. ah Hopefully, hopefully he's healthy. Hopefully he'll be all right. I don't want to. I only wished injury on one person and that came through. iac came true Yeah, that was crazy. We talked about it the whole show and then then I got my word. So I'm not mad at it. Now we got Jmo.
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So. people Yeah, I'm sure that there's something over under. I'm looking right now, see if they're looking ah go good, good, good.
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and out you can fight how are you good
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stick with next to so Yes, finally finally some some woes are going away in Cleveland Watson's injured and done for the season Uh, Stefansi came out last week and said that he's handing over the controls of the offense to Ken Dorsey, finally. Well, and that's not a bad thing. Ken Dorsey was not bad in Buffalo. Um, he's had a good career. as Yeah, he has. He's had a really good career, both as a player and as a coach. Oh, what up, Benji? Um, yeah. So, um, with Big Chub is back. Uh, you know, Big Chub is, like, last week they kind of
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play You know Slowly weaned him back in but now he's back back in full capacity this week I'm curious. I don't think they'll win this week and we'll get into that when we do our picks But I'm curious to see the difference in the offense This week compared to last seven games or six games What are we one in six one in five one in six so one in six, I think yeah ass So i'm I'm curious to see if there's a difference, if there's a shift, or how the team plays with all things going on now.
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ah Yeah, I've never been one to wish a a player to get hurt. I've never been one to be excited when a player gets hurt. But you would have thought the Browns won the Super Bowl last week when he went down. Apparently, they were bitching. There were people talking about how bad it was that Browns fans were hearing when he got hurt. Dude, Cleveland Stadium erupted. I ain't even mad at it. I'm not mad at Cleveland Browns fans. As a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan, that that trade, that the money that was guaranteed, what he's done since he's been there,
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that is a well deserved everybody happy year first because you have underperformed and been extremely underwhelming and you're just taking your money but you're still not you're still not out of that contract though and that's so i guess you just what eat the eat the fucking this Foot-long sub because it's not a sandwich anymore. It's a foot-long sub you just put long sub and pay him while he sits on a bench and then We have two options to get out of that contract from my understanding a obviously if he does anything stupid again with the previous search situation or be if much like to a
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if the doctors medically retire him, then they can get out from underneath today, but they're not going to do that. No, no, no. He's not after watching Aaron Rodgers at 40 come back. They're going to think everybody can do that. Oh, I won't. I won't. Yeah, no, they're not going to. Yeah, they're not going to retire somebody. Aaron Rodgers was in all those weird opiates and he and he doesn't do opiates. Correct that. He does not do any pharmaceutical drugs. Impossible.
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uh although we as as Michael Bathrow should say the woow woo spiritual indian yeah get i shout out to shout out to uh Aaron Rogers so he came back from that faster than anybody else has come back from that injury and including guys younger than him like I was a DK Metcalf is in there at the same time oh no it was JK Dobbins the here yeah JK um and outside of the facts that he's placed for the Jets yeah He's not playing terrible this season. No, I mean, he has no offensive line to give him any time to make that throw, but. I did see a funny meme that said the Vontae Adams week five loses to the Steelers. Yeah. rated week six loses loses to He set a record. He's the only player to lose to the same team twice in a rolling. Yeah.
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just like oh poor devonnte yeah and he man he screwed me so bad on my prize picture last week i know i told you it would take a couple weeks for those two to start clicking i'm curious to see when they start firing on all sorting together I needed him to have 60 yards. Come on, man. 60 yards is a drop in a bucket. Yeah.
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Amari Cooper is projected to get like 19 points in fantasy football today and I want to see an all 19 plus of them. So Josh and I have Josh is starting in one of my leagues on and Amari is across the board in my leads. I'm gonna need you two to get to get to work for. It's going to be a lot playing against our. So here's what's going to hurt us the most today. Our secondary has given up the most receptions and yards in the NFL this season.
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Yeah. With 22 pass plays into the secondary for over 1,200 yards. well We are hurting badly in our secondary and defense. Yeah. So. um And in you know, and ah you said DK. You said DK was out today.
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a
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I was just growing up. I just said that a second ago. I know what Smith and Jig was playing and I know Lockens playing. Well, Jackson Smith and Jig is a huge fucking part of that offense right there. Well, yeah, you got those three guys
Fantasy Football Strategy
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and Gina has been playing really good since he's been in Seattle. That's what I had to I had to swap a re receiver and Nicki's. DK McCabe is doubtful.
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Okay. and be Tyler Lockett and JSN for all your past catching needs. Yes. Well, if you had, at the beginning of the season, rice out of Casey. late Of course, she's done. And then with Brandon, are you she had hand-sided change. And I'm like, do I go Lockett or do I go in Jigba for your receiver? because I would go in Jigba.
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I think that's what I went with for personally, I would go in jig, but lock. It's let me die. I had locked it last year in fantasy and he let me down too many times. Yeah. Uh, both of them are projected again, and that's based off your guys's secondary, but both of them are projected around 13, 14 points. But again, they're, that's that office right there. And so yeah, those, those three guys,
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Yeah, you lose and you lose one then the other two just automatically with ease pick up the slack So I think either route you go you're gonna get some points out of either one of them today. Yep. Um Speaking of Carolina I had to make some changes to my to my picks One of them that I had to do is actually not for Carolina, but it's an indie game.
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Um, I, that's, uh, he Texans indie, right? I think it is. yeah Yeah. Um, I actually moved tank Dell, who was projected to go more than Mooney for Atlanta. I bet you tank Dell after last week's big fucking goose egg and fantasy points. I betched him and started Mooney for the Falcons today, who's projected to go a whole one point lower, but I think you'll have a better day. Yeah.
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Yeah, I think I think. I think that Chicago, Washington will talk again. We're going to get ready to get into some pics. I think that Washington Chicago game is going to be much better than anything than anybody thinks. Yes, so how does defense is really good? They're ranked in the top five. Their offense is a little suspect for most of the time, but and then we've all seen what the commanders have been doing this season, but their defenses is suspect.
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Their offense is just just vehicle I have the conundrum of having Brian Robinson Joe mixin that summary and Nick Chubb all all four running bats and I have Nick Chubb on the Because I don't have a four spot but those guys were putting up all four that were all three of those guys have been putting up numbers all Montgomery's been Montgomery, but so here's the thing with Montgomery He's either all the way on or he's all the way off But he hasn't had really a bad game all season. He had one week where he put up less than 20 Yeah, but he was still doesn't yeah. Yeah, no he's he's absolutely i mean that's that's ah I think I have a good probably just like
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It mixes a good problem to have yeah mixes been more up and down yeah guley and robin have been in him too Yeah, and I don't know what and I don't know what chubs gonna do yet. This is only a second week that You know what? I mean, we we don't really know last week. He did what? Because he got a touchdown um And there ain't nothing. Let's go Panthers.
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and so pa joking broncos by forty I'm starting Bo Nicks today in one of my leads. I'm starting Kirk Cousins over CJ Stroud.
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It was, it was, I had to, I had to drop fields and it was either my only other quarterback that I had was Dak Prescott. So it's like, do I go with this goofball who we all know can put up a ton of points, but we also know can put up not a lot of points. Or do I would go with the hot hand and bow Knicks in Denver going up against Carolina? Yeah.
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Well, I actually had a bench CJ Stroud this week and put um Kirk Cousins in because Atlanta's playing Tampa and Tampa is so hurt right now. I know Nikki has Kirk Cousins, but she's also got Russ. And the Steelers are playing the Giants this week. And the Giants. And Russ went off. Russ Giants secondary is so sus too. Yeah.
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Yeah, like it's and Russ went off last week. I mean he got there 30 points. I can't I got a you know, hey go with Russ this week. I kind of screwed you last week by picking cousins and he had a off week. so So how did we? How did we do? You don't have your notebooks. so You don't even know how we did last week, do you? I do. Um.
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Derek won the week he was 11 and four. Yep, I was.
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seven and eight ouch yeah ah um did there i think eight eight times six and
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seven yeah You really need to save a picture of this on your phone or something I do. I actually I have a picture of it. So I will drop down and I'll tell time Oh boy, there he went. He he went down, literally.
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I'm talking to Pat McAfee on NFL game day right now talking about this, about to it coming back. Okay. I was seven and eight. Derek was 11 and four. You were eight and seven and Cam was nine and six. I definitely wasn't 13 and two like I was the week before.
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That was a good week right there, buddy. Yeah. No, no, you were not. No, we, uh, I, uh, well, and I think what kills me and I, and I got to stop doing this. I make these boneheaded pigs. I say, I'm you and so um not going to pick the Browns. And then I picked the Browns. You do you. And I told you, you don't pick for the win. You pick them. You pick based on your bias.
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Yeah, so you know, it's like I do the same thing with well I don't do that in college because I'm quick like like Another shot podcast does their thirsty Thursday sports show um And the last two weeks I've bet against Michigan which is they've lost their minds. I couldn't believe that I Came back and bit me last night shout out to the Michigan Wolverines making sure little brothers face in his place and we take the the trophy home um But uh a
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Yeah. So today I'm
College Football Recap
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going to today. ah Today I'm going to be a little bit why I'm going to do with what I do best and pick with my gut. And that's how I'm going to make my course. Speaking of speaking of college, speaking of college yesterday.
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Let's, let's on a quick mention, Ohio state barely beat Nebraska. Yeah. Like Texas, dude, texas du Vandy was mounting a comeback on Texas where all they needed was an onsite kick recovery. Yes. Um, also Alabama embarrassed Missouri at 34 to nothing. And they're both red teams. Penn state embarrassed Wisconsin.
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Yeah, but that that game was closed for a minute. Texas A and&M upset number 8 LSU. Yep, and. now SMU at number 22 managed we got to win against Duke and win 2827. Also, I see that maybe ended their first loss yesterday.
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in embarrassing fashion. Yeah. By Notre Dame. 51 to 14. Yes, that was that got out of hand fast and in a hurry for me. Yeah, I had that on for a minute and I was like, oh, like that this is already over before it started. So, yeah. um ready? Yeah, I can walk and talk. That's a great. Yeah, it's not like I'm stealing or anything. yeah You don't have to worry about some towel falling over your face and that's.
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you have the wheel yeah That's the towel to wipe the tears. No, that's what the shit off the bottom of their shoes. They step in constantly over there. Yeah, that's true, too. And I might have to rethink our. aficium arm are efficient to this thing. Arla said he's always been a Chicago fan. There's nothing wrong with being a Bears fan. The Bears were stellar in the late 80s, early 90s. Yeah. Yeah. They were always a team worth talking about. you know and The first jersey I ever bought in my life was probably one of the best linebackers to play the game in Brian Ehrlacher.
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I was just going to say I had, uh, I had two or lack or Jersey. You want to talk about a man that could reek chaos anywhere on that field. It didn't matter if it was at the quarterback in the secondary outside the number outside the ashes. It didn't matter. Brian or Laker could disrupt any play anytime, anywhere on that field. yeah And for a man of his size that looked like fucking Shrek and football gear fast.
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Yeah, he was an absolute terror there was once a once upon a time. I used to buy just jerseys of players that I like Unfortunately all my all my jerseys were stolen add a bunch of olds were fire he thought you the c aline um But locker was one of those I had two of them I had to get two of them yes, so but asking Yeah, I know. Shout out to SMU, man. I called it at the beginning of the season. I said, they're going to be that Cinderella squad. I would love to see them keep winning. And I would love to somehow see them get up into the top 12. I think that would be cool. Well, now that we know they're in the ACC conference and we didn't prior.
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They are in a Power Five conference that we did not know about. Yeah, I mean, they could potentially win the ACC. Well, they beat Duke yesterday. Well, no, I don't think they can. They'd have to beat Miami to do that, and I don't think they're going to be able to do that. I wouldn't, I mean, I wouldn't sleep. I'm not saying, dude, speaking of Miami, did you see their blacked out units last night? No, I didn't. Oh, dude, those were sick. Can we talk about the big trade of the week this week?
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i mean you What's the big trade of the week? DeAndre Hopkins to the Chiefs. Oh, yeah. Is that really views tonight at the Raiders or today at the Raiders? I say I say we wait and see how he does because he's been and I don't know if that was on the tightrope. I think he's on the downside of his career though. He's out of it. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's getting up there. I know he had a couple injuries.
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So, but it's definitely literally that devastated at wide receiver. It didn't, they could have taken a high school kid and been better than where they were. But, but we've seen it happen with players. Look at Geno Smith, man. Everybody thought he was done. And then he goes to Seattle. butard blackco Yeah. Yeah. like Where the fuck did that guy come from? Yeah. So, I mean, D hop could get out there to Casey and just, we see the old, he could ball. Yeah.
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Well, doesn't he have the biggest hands in the league? Wasn't that always something they talk about with him? Was he in the biggest hands in the animal? And vertical, his vertical was retarded. I doubt they're going to card you with everybody. Yeah. Are we buying outside? No, no, we're, we're going to a restaurant or something here down the road from the, from the airport. Is it cold? darkling Oh, no, actually, it's it's it's dude, it's fucking perfect. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I got 70 here right now, but I've got over guys. You know, definitely around you. I was going to say, yeah, you can see. Well, God, I feel so sick to my stomach right now. Oh, it's very good. It's very good.
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Welcome to Schitzberg, home of the Squealers. yeah
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I feel like the valedictorian of the special needs class while hanging out with all of Mickey's family. The first place winner in the Special Olympics. Yeah, like I'm the smartest retard in this group.
00:31:50
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Okay. This is going to be fun. We all know she's not that smart because she's marrying you. So this is true and you're marrying up. So that gives you a leg up on brain cell power. Rick said, Rick said, we all know you're not that smart because you're marrying me and I'm marrying up. So I got the, I get extra brain cell power. Hopefully this will not take that. I wish been that.
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All right. Well, can we should we should we go? Because I know you're kind of you're kind of busy, so we can go ahead and get into the picks and stuff for today, if you want. Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's go ahead and and I got my little notebook here. We'll go ahead and ah this is Rick's going to. And all that, because I can't. Everything at the same time. here is down oh shit Yeah, I just went so loud and sound and I'm going to invade Schitzberg through the car speakers.
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me and he muted himself.
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Oh, I mean, and we got a car on my phone connected to my car. I could've, I could've talked shit to the whole city of Pittsburgh through the speakers. he Roll the windows down. Oh, don't worry. I know baby. going out of pittsburgh But I'm going to talk some shit before he dies.
00:33:18
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Hey, I last year I set front row in my miles here at Jersey. Tawny and Mason can root off the whole game, so. Did you ever get him to turn around and address you, though? No, actually, I was getting right game up. I was I was going to get ready and tawny because we're literally right behind the bench and then I got the desk there from a certain. Someone the knife holder. Yes.
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That's fine. So, um, yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, I got, I got my little notepad here. I do got Derek's fix actually. Give me one second. Oh, there you go. You're going to mess up your stream again. Yeah, I am because, uh, cause you got to bring something else up on your phone. Do you want to send it to me real quick and then I can pull it up on mine.
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Okay.
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it gets goodbye you know bt homes hanging out boy. Oh boy. This is a struggle for him with the with the podcast from his cell phone. That's for sure and if he loses it, I don't have admin rights. So the whole thing will be over. I'm sorry about that one folks.
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which he very likely might lose it because he is not very smart. And he's still talking to McAfee on game day. Man, oh, man. He's all about them, them Colts today. And that should be interesting. Let's see if he can get back in now.
00:35:08
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Oh, he's going to come back in on a double. Oh, there he is. Got me a little double. Okay. So what I did, You sent them to me. Like I said, ye yep, yep, yep, yep. Which is fine. Because then you don't have to keep jumping out to look at them. Yeah. So it's 51 here and I'm below. Yeah. It's a 47 according to my car. it oh That's a good. So that's good for Sunday morning football at the park with the boys. Yeah. And the sun, like you said, there's not a cloud in the sky. purple blues Dude, it's, it's, it's ideal weather. It's perfect. Yep. Yep.
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Perfect. You're absolutely right. And if you're sitting still and there's no breeze, you can actually take the hoodie off and sit in the t-shirt because the sun's. Yes. Yes, exactly. So all right. So we got, I sent you over Derek's list. I've got my picks. I've got Cam's picks here. and I've got mine next to me too. So you don't have to jump out for mine either. Okay. Um, so this is, I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna let you run down the, uh,
00:36:09
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rundown We don't have any morning games, I don't believe or no, we didn't have any morning games today. ah We don't have anything next week. We pull my ESPN back up real fast. We're going to go. I'm going to go by time slot order. um So we'll start with the one o'clock games today.
00:36:28
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Uh, the first game to talk about at one o'clock is the, uh, two and five jets and the one and six Patriots. So does the battle of trash cans trash can trash cans. Okay. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta scroll down and find the picks because we just went off of, uh, Yahoo sports. We went like right down in order. Um,
00:36:54
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KMS got the Jets or as Peyton says, the jest. Oh my god, that was hysterical. And when she listens to this, she's going to laugh again when she sees it. Oh, god love her. a at least At least she helps you. mike Like I said, my kids would have been like, oh, you do it yourself. Derek derek has derek has the Jets also or the jest. And as you saw in my paperwork, I went with the jest over the pet riots also. So it looks like we're Jets across the board on the side. What's your pick?
00:37:25
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Yeah, we are we are jets across the board. ah I don't like the Patriots. And with the two and five record against the Jets, and we talked about it a couple of weeks ago, the Jets don't look like a bad team.
00:37:41
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They've been in almost every like within a score to 10 points of every single game Yes, there's just something. It's not clicking, right? exactly, so Yeah, we're going we're going across the board. J. E. T. S. Jeff Jeff Jeff or J. E. S. T. Just just just you know the jesters at this point because they're joking yes um Next up we have the Eagles And Cincinnati, Bangles. bingal ah i know Go ahead,
00:38:19
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go with Cam's finger.
NFL Team Performance Analysis
00:38:20
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I was gonna say, Cam is going with the Cincinnati Bangles. So I know I sold all my Bangles stock. I know I did.
00:38:33
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I have no faith in the Bengals making the playoffs. I have no faith in them being a contending team. However, the only team that I have seen fall apart worse than the Bengals in the last year has been the Philadelphia Eagles. So I just pick, I am going to go with the Bengals as well as Derek is going with the Bengals too. So that's three so far and then depending on what you go with,
00:39:04
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I've got to agree with you 100%. I have never seen a team that was a super legit Super Bowl contender and not lose anybody. Well, they lost. No, they didn't lose anybody. You're right. They actually gained. Didn't they gain? They gained.
00:39:28
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They got quote unquote better on paper that absolutely fell apart and went to shit. And that is the Philadelphia. The only city worse than Pittsburgh and PA is Philadelphia. Yep. And that goes for all aspects of it too, by the way. Yes. The city of brotherly love will stab you.
00:39:48
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like you're a red-headed stepchild in the family. They don't care. The city of Brotherly Love is just trash. The people are trash. Their teams are trash. yeah The only thing good to ever come out of Philadelphia is a Philly cheesesteak. And even that will kill you. Oh, for sure. Quick fast in a fucking hurry.
00:40:07
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It's as delicious and as it is. and It is worth the debt that it'll cost. It is worth it. So if you're ever in Pennsylvania and you have the opportunity to stop anywhere, anywhere in Philly and get a cheesesteak, please do. It's worth it. You'll never get one anywhere else like it anywhere in the country.
00:40:22
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That's the one good thing we could say about Philly, but it is across the board. I am also going with the Cincinnati bank hours to quote to quote the quote the great the great slap you in the face will Smith. If you can't see the sandwich to the grease on the side of the paper bag, you did not get a good Philly cheesesteak and in Philly you can do that.
00:40:46
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And I want to say that Cincinnati belongs to Kentucky. They're not in Ohio football team. dad that wouldn't that be nice to believe but I if if I have to stick with the Jets and the Giants claiming New York, you have to stick with Cincinnati being in Ohio. Fair enough. Okay. Fair we can protect fair deal. me it be possible to make a resume We can we can pretend though. Right? So, alright. So, next up, we've got so we went Bengals across the board on that. Your next
00:41:18
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is the five and two Packers and the two and five Jacksonville Jaguars, not anymore Jacksonville, but now the England of Europe, Jaguars reservation because they play more games in Europe than they play in the United States. So, uh, yeah, you have the Packers and the Jaguars last week. I think it was, you said last week, if you go to England, you have to win the league.
00:41:47
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Yeah, you have the wind to come back to the US. I firmly stand on that. um I'm going with the Packers. Derek is also going with the Packers. I was going to say, I think this is another safe that.
00:42:00
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ah The Packers across the corner board. yep um I mean, there's really nothing to say other than the fact that the Jags are just.
00:42:13
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just they're so bad. I feel bad. They're so bad. They're so much talent and they're so bad. I don't even want to say anything negative about it. I just feel bad for all like but they have they have so much talent and they are so in bad. Yes.
00:42:30
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so all right and then we we'll we'll move on from that because there's not much more to say um the lions who just ended minnesota their first loss of the season against those
00:42:45
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And I have a feeling this one's going to go the same across the board. Even Derek, even though he would yell Titan up if he was here, he still picked the Lions on this one. Also notable, Will Levis is out. Mason Rudolph is starting QB for the Titans. um I am going with the Lions. Derek went with the Lions. And I have a really strong feeling that the two of you are going to go with the Lions also.
00:43:14
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Cam is going with the Lions. I'm with Derek Titans up, but it's week eight. I said I was riding the Titans train until week six. I'm officially off the Titans train. It is the Lions across the board. Yep. Next one is a unique situation here. You've got both teams at four and three with the, and this is also a divisional matchup.
00:43:39
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You have the number one in the division. I do believe. Let me double check that real fast. I want to verify before I speak out. It's our number one in the division, Atlanta Falcons against number two in the division, Tampa Bay and Baker and Ears. And they have the same record, except for divisional at three and oh, and Tampa is one and one.
00:44:07
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Yes. Okay. Notable injuries. Chris Godwin and Mike Evans both not playing today for Tampa. Chris Godwin's season is over. Evans battling a hamstring injury. Alright. Bye bye. With that one, I went with her cash money cousins and the Atlanta Falcons.
00:44:30
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Derek also wins Falcons. Falcons. he's is atlanta Oh, okay. Yeah. Fair. Valid points, sir. Valid points.
00:44:43
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ah ah Cam also went with the Falcons. Uh however, we have our first lone wolf of the day. Uh oh. You're gonna stand on Lucky Irving as the running back and Baker. my in all I am sticking with my bacon years of tampa bay don't tell me you know You are going alone on this one for sure. i am I am going super alone on this one. I think I went alone on this one Thursday night. And yes, I understand in eight weeks, Chris Godwin and our Chris Evans and and Godwin have compiled 11 touchdowns combined. But the Buccaneers have put up like
00:45:32
Speaker
20 some odd touchdowns. Baker may feel this they leads that Baker leads the NFL in touchdowns for the season at 20 touchdowns. ah hit um Baker has been throwing the ball to everybody. Bucky Irvins look good. but He's questionable today too, by the way, with a toe injury.
00:45:53
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but my sheet white display and I and and and your points leader in the NFL I believe in the NFL I definitely hey is McLaughlin he has 57 points on the season the guy don't miss so I'm gonna
00:46:14
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This goes against my better judgment, but i'm I'm sticking with Tampa Bay, man. I think that they're gonna they're gonna and I won't call in an upset, but I think they're gonna be able to see it can't be an upset. It's a battle for the number one spot in the NFC right there in the NFC South. Yeah, I think they're gonna somehow manage all everything together. It'll be a tight game. It'll be an ugly game, but Tampa's gonna Tampa's gonna get you hope.
00:46:41
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all right so there it is the lone wolf pick from Glick with the with the Tampa Bay Baker nears while the rest of us all went falcons oh yes there you go think they can what they always do and fall apart um yes that is a favorite slogan down here the Falcons did what they did best and they falcon um yep It's so easy to hate off Philly. Tell Philly to be better. Dude, blow it out. Next one o'clock game. And this is your game, Glick, even though it's not, because at the end of the day, you know what the outcome is going to be. And you'll still celebrate the loss because you still don't have to show in Watson's or in your football anymore. Let's talk about the five with new rebounds and the one and six Cleveland Browns who will not go without a win this season, obviously.
00:47:36
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yet we will have at least one win this season. I hated picking against them, but I did go with the Ravens on this one just because of King Henry's ability to run that ball and your defense is hurt. They had worked their dicks off the season. I thought so. They are tired. We were sent here bullshitting and I didn't see the fucking dicks. The defense is tired. Stay behind me. I will.
00:48:05
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say why They got Ravens of Brown. I went Ravens. Derek went Ravens. I'm going to bet and you can, you don't even have to unmute, you can thumbs up. I'm going to bet Cam went Ravens and I'm going to bet you're going Ravens, even though it's against your beloved Cleveland Brownies. So it looks like we're probably four across the board for the Ravens.
00:48:33
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by Glick is Glick is doing everything he can today to keep this podcast running with everything going on in the background of his life today.
00:48:45
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So and because he didn't because he did not mute, I'm going to guess that everybody went Ravens across the board on that. Yes, I just unmuted. I was muted making her better trying to kill us um because while you are an expert, it would be about ready for you to die there.
00:49:01
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I am in Pittsburgh and and I am the leader of the special needs class. So I knew they stopped out. but So, uh, but yes, it is a, it is across the board. It is, it is Ravens across the board. Uh, yes, our defense is, is running on fumes at this point. Um, unfortunately as good as they are, um, they've just been, uh,
00:49:24
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I hate to say it. I think Derek Henry sees a 200-yard game today just because your defense is too tired to try and keep up with him. Well, well i will I will say this, and we were talking about this a little bit pre-show. Now, this doesn't change my pick at all. I'm still picking the Ravens.
00:49:41
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um Uh, thank God Watson destroyed his Achilles and he's out for the season. I never in my life thought that I would be excited to see Jamis Winston as my starting quarterback, but I am. Yeah. Cause DTR got hurt too, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah. DTR is injured. Um, I am excited to see JMO as our starting quarterback.
00:50:07
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Uh, Nick Chubb, Nick Chubb is back. he He will be at full capacity today. Um, even though we made the trade with Amari Cooper, we still have talented, reliable wide receivers. We still have King and Joku and outside of the Watson injury, another huge thing to be positive about for Cleveland coming into today's game and moving forward.
00:50:34
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Stefanski finally relinquished the offensive play calling to fucking Ken Dorsey. That's why you have an offensive coordinator, Stefanski. I don't know if you know this or not. That's what his job is. So i let let's address that Ken Dorsey was one of the reasons that Buffalo was able to bla their break their playoff draft too. He took the bills all the way to the 13 second game. So I am curious to see, again, not going to change the outcome, not going to change my pick.
00:51:03
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I think this offense will be a little bit different and start to progress positively. Too late in the season to make, well, I won't say too late to make the playoffs because I can't say that crazy, but I think we'll start to progress positively and we'll start to see a new look from the Browns offense. And we can keep the defense off the field and keep them from getting tired and gas like they have been all season.
00:51:28
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that It might be a different, a different game, a closer game, but still an L. I will probably keep up with that game just to see if Cleveland now that can doors, he's doing it. And you know, Stefans gives me ripping his fucking hair out, giving up that play calling. He's going to be sitting there on the sideline. You watch him, he's going to be tearing shit up. He's going to be balling shit up. He's going to be doing everything he can to not click that Mike and chime in 100% 100% take his headset away. Yeah.
00:51:55
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Um, giving, giving some Nyquil, putting the Betty by. So the last one o'clock game, the last one, and this is probably slated to be one of the better one o'clock games, um, battling the AFC South, the Houston Texans at five and two against the Indianapolis Colts at four and three with Richardson back. And they have actually looked halfway decent. Mm-hmm.
00:52:24
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um I am going Texans on this game just because I don't believe they're going to get embarrassed like they did last week. It looks like Derek is also going Texans.
00:52:38
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However, with that said, I did bench tank down on my fantasy team because he put up a big fat fucking goose egg last week. The crowd had five point five points. Last two, two of the top five biggest busts in fantasy last week were both on the Texans team.
00:52:57
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Yeah. CJ Stroud kind of hurt my feelings last week. Thank God. He was the only player I had on my, on my lineup that didn't do double digits and everybody else basically was 20 plus points last week. So ah his boss, but it did, it did cost him this week. He is, he is, uh, he's riding the rocket, huh? where yeah I've been seen this week. ah Yeah Again, we got another one across the board the Texans part of me wanted to go with the Colts but I think the Texans are gonna be a little upset after last week's little ah debacle and They're gonna they're gonna come back and Get some action on them. Yeah, they're gonna take it out on the port port Colts. So Texans across the board there and
00:53:44
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Alright, let's move into our 405 games. We have the Saints. And the Chargers today. It's LA by seven. They're given seven points to the Saints. I went. Chargers on this one. It looks like Derek went Chargers also.
00:54:12
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um I just don't think the Saints are what they were in the beginning of the season. Injuries. Yeah, they're feed and pretty bad. The Saints are are pretty beat up right now. Again, Cam went chargers. I'm going chargers as we well. there So we're all in agreeance across the board there. The other 405 game today. My Buffalo circle the fucking wagon bills.
00:54:41
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against the Seattle Sea chickens. The chickens of Seattle. Yep, cam cam went with the bills. I'm assuming you're going with the bills. Of course Derek went with the bills.
00:55:00
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So I know it looked a little bleak in the beginning of the game last year last week. But I believe that the curse has been lifted. And I think I'm safe to say, let's go bills.
00:55:14
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and week over this jo else i across a boy hill ho ah By the way, by the way, we are going into what week eight right now, right? Josh Allen is still yet to throw an interception in this season. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That is awesome. If there was any one thing in the past four seasons that Josh Allen had to figure out and get under control, go it was his turnovers and to go eight weeks into the season and not have a turnover thrown. He's turned one over in a fumble.
00:55:49
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but he has not thrown an interception yet this season, which means he is noticing, he is thinking, and he is realizing you cannot always force that ball. Also with that second, the stack came out that what would I think it was like 72% of his interceptions in the last two years were attempting to make forced throws to Stefan Dakes.
00:56:14
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a So you take away that super target that threw a temper tantrum about not getting the ball and Josh has not thrown interceptions. Yes, I think the pressure in throwing the digs away and it for the hitting the pressure of him having him having to force a throw a away He is spreading the love they are doing almost an even split between run and pass game Josh seems to have it under control That is one of the number one reasons why I'm picking the bills over the seat chickens today Even though the seat chickens are not looking bad in the season
00:56:49
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but so yeah the c j is definitely not looking bad but where they yeah are they are they in seattle are they in buffalo They're in Seattle.
00:57:01
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So the 12th man. how I don't believe the 12th man is going to play a factor in this game. Yeah. No. Yeah. That's not going to change my opinion. I'm still going bills. I believe the curse is lifted and I can safely pick them until they lose today. I get it. I hate you.
00:57:23
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Moving on now. 425 games. You've got three of them today. We've got the four and two Chicago. I can't believe they're four and two bears.
00:57:35
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And the five and two Washington commanders, Jayden Daniels is projected to start with a ribbon. Yes. I don't know. oh um I cannot believe the Bears are four and two. They are, I don't know how they're four and two. There's no way on paper they should be four and two. Caleb Williams is literally playing the beginning of Joe Burrow's career, where he is probably the most sacked and touched quarterback in the NFL right now. It is unbelievable how much time that guy spends laying on the field. And they still, with the help of an unbelievable fucking defense for Chicago this year. And Cole Comat has tight end, who's just making catches and scoring points like it's a like like they're paying him to do.
00:58:30
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um the bears are still four and two over the commanders and I actually picked them to win over the commanders today as
Chicago Bears' Surprising Record
00:58:40
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did Derek. Derek went with the bears over the commanders also. Oh nice I do not agree with everything you're saying but the bears are surprising this year um
00:58:55
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with a rookie quarterback that price picks even gave the whole first month a special discount of half more than 0.5 of a touchdown. As long as he scored one touchdown passing or running, you got the win on that pick. Kayla Williams and the Bears are four and two. I can't believe it. And me and Derek both went with the Bears. And not to mention that, but as I was saying earlier, they ranked the top five defense.
00:59:25
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this This Cameron went with the commanders. I struggled with this pick because our team kind of shocking everybody this year. They're both surprisingly good.
00:59:40
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Deceivingly good. Yes, deceivingly good is definitely the proper statement on this. You talked about Daniels and and Washington. Don't forget about Robinson. They're running back. Real quick, lighting I gotta cut you off.
00:59:55
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Your Bakerneers are in their creamsicle uniforms today. Yeah, they're wearing the creamsicle. I knew they were wearing the creamsicle today. They're wearing the creamsicle uniform. So you still got the right orange on. if Yeah, I did. I love the creamsicle unis. You still have the right orange on. Yeah, right? But um yeah, so Cam went with the commanders, and I went with the commanders as well. Oh, that's an even splitter on this one.
01:00:27
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Yeah, so we're we're split down the middle. All right. It was it was tough, but I kind of just flipped the coin at the end of the day. I'm not going to be mad either way. I'll be happy either way for whoever wins. That's all you can do. um Now moving to the last 425 game, you got the... Denver Bonix Broncos. The Carolina, we should sell our team to a different state Panthers.
01:01:00
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I'm a good one, Brittany. Appreciate you hanging out for a little bit. Later, Brittany. So, you have the you have the Denver Bonix Broncos and the Carolina, we should sell our team to a different state Panthers. Denver is in 11.
01:01:16
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Denver's 11 and a half point favorite in today's game. Well, I went from exit 60 to exit 64. I think it's a safe bet to see it. I think it's a safe bet that we went across the board on the Broncos. ah Yeah, I definitely, you know better than Derek to pick Carolina for anything. Yeah, I will say this. I did get a caveat. Oh, hold on, hold on. Oh, we had a 50 yard kickoff return in the Texans game right off the bat. Nice. Houston ran it back 50 yards.
01:01:46
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oh Yeah, I will say this there was a caveat from Cameron. He said let's go Panthers I love my Panthers, but I'm going Bronco You know so we are we are Broncos across the board there as you had yeah you must have hit And for the very last 425 game today we have the Kansas City referees versus the Las Vegas criminals. I mean Raiders. i'm on seventy nine um And Kansas City is favored by eight and a half in this game. They also did just pick up DeAndre Hopkins as a new receiver for them. They're designated in the receiver area.
01:02:31
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um So I actually, and my daughter's jaw hit the floor when I said this, but I went with the Chiefs on this game. Yeah, this is, uh, this is a give me on this pick. I mean, what you I hate to say it, but at this point yeah it's, it's, it's, it's highly likely because anytime they get in trouble,
01:03:01
Speaker
Here come the referees. It's blatant. It's obvious. They don't even care because they're basically like, what are you going to do about it? Yup. So Derek with the Chiefs also, by the way. Yeah, it's. It's a stupid Kansas City. Yep, well, I think we can hope for. and I'm going to manifest this just like this yeah um hurt is my homes.
01:03:31
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absolutely destroying his knee and being forced to retire. i wouldn't I wouldn't wish retirement, but I would like to see him get an injury that takes him to being able to play the way he does to being able to play like Gartner mentioned for the rest of his career. he He has enough money that if he's forced to retire because of an injury, he'll be fine. So in in a perfect world, Patrick Mahomes would have a season ending injury and Travis Kelsey would dock up Taylor Swift.
01:03:58
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out of wedlock and his brain would be focused on something other than football. Yes. No, that's not a bet. That's not a bet. You're talking about a retirement plan. Knocking up Taylor Swift is not a bad retirement plan. No, no, no, no, not at all. However, it would take the opinion of the whole world if she got knocked up on a wedlock because I firmly believe people think she wears a metal chastity belt and he doesn't have the key to it or her nanny does. Yeah, exactly. She is the same.
01:04:28
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That would be that would be the ultimate mental fuck up for Travis Kelsey would be to knock up Taylor Swift right but no notly not running up forever yeah Not only when she breaks up with you she's gonna write a breakup song about you But then she's gonna write a deadbeat baby daddy song about you Yeah, yeah, and then her kids gonna grow up and write bad songs about you too. Yeah and make a billion more dollars off of so clear Yeah, and her her backup vocals and her deadbeat daddy song will be the kid crying Yeah anxiety
01:05:02
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Alright, let's move on to Sunday night's game. We have the Santa Clara, San Francisco 49ers, who have had the number of the America's Nightmare Dallas Cowboys for the last couple of seasons. San Francisco is favored by five and a half.
01:05:25
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However, they are missing quite a few players with the injury. How would you know you getting snappy and in? Sam Hills is out. Yup. I know kiddos kiddos will most likely play and will most likely see the bulk of the passing if he does How how would you feel as a teen knowing that you were going to play an absolutely decimated 49ers team?
01:05:52
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and still you i and And you are still the underdog. Yep. Yeah. And you got the names that you got. By the way, Kirk Cousins just threw a touchdown pass. My fantasy just went off. So Atlanta is up. And and oh, it could have been a very, very likely late flag on that for unnecessary roughness, but whatever. um Yes, Atlanta is now up 7-0 according to my fantasy. My TV has not gotten that far yet.
01:06:19
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but let's go back to the 49ers and the Cowboys. I went Niners. It looks like Derek went Niners also. I'm betting that you and Cam are probably going to go Niners also because well, it's Dak Prescott and we know they can't win with Dak Prescott. Yeah, across the board. It's the Niners ah for everybody yeah even even completely community even even with this just destroyed as the Niners are. They still have a solid squad. Nice. haven't heard anything out of him all season. Mason has been a good backup for, he's no McCapper, but he's been a good backup. Brock Birdie is still Brock Birdie. I mean, the kid is still playing good. And the difference maker in that team has and always will be, even with the superstar standout wide receivers that they have, the biggest difference maker on that team and has always been Kittle.
01:07:20
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Yep. And he's also the biggest personality on that team. Yes, by far. But the dude is so funny to watch. And in Montgomery just scored a touchdown for Detroit.
01:07:35
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Glad you benched him, aren't you? you don't remember anything Who's that? Montgomery for Detroit just scored a touchdown. No, I didn't. Oh, did you guard him? Oh, no, I started. I love you.
01:07:48
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I left, I left Chubb on the bench and then I make sure Nicky had, because Nicky had... Oh, I found an interception! The Titans talked a bullshit interception. Ah, Jesus. Ah, you forgot one of the early games for the Arizona Cardinals and the Miami Dolphins. Why did I not see that one? Yeah. Oh, okay. Either way, all right, so I went with, um...
01:08:16
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The Cardinals on that game, even though it's to his comeback tour, he's going to come back to oh Cleveland. Just broke up a hell of a touchdown pass and made sure it didn't happen. Delpit got the block. Nice. ah can board fires um It looks like Derek went Cardinals also as did I.
01:08:41
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So well, boys i'm back on the Miami train. 2-0 for 2. 2-0 for 2. 2-0 for 2 concussions. Oh, he's going to get 2 in one game, huh? He's going to get so hard to leave another one in four weeks.
01:09:01
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He's going to get the double concussion. I am back on the Miami chain. Miami's healthy. Two is quote unquote healthy. Tyree killed me there. HN will be there. I'm going Miami in this game, and I'm going Wolfen again. Yeah, you are. What? I kind of shake things up around here, man. Otherwise, we all just pick the same teams over and over. Well, because we're all smart.
01:09:29
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Well, yeah, this is true. We watch it in the football. We say that, but none of us are perfect every week without a doubt. Yeah. And and I like that. And I like to throw the occasional grenade into the mix and be like, but I'm going with Miami, bitches. Oh, yeah. um
Miami Dolphins Game Update
01:09:46
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All right. So we got Cardinals, everybody, except for you. You're long open on the fucking the purposes of who actually just scored a touchdown. Rahim Mostert rushed in for a TD for Miami.
01:09:59
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Let's go Miami fins up fins up. Fuck you and a little fan i hate you um All right, so we got Monday night's game another dumpster fire game In the New Jersey football Giants against the Sad to say Glick has taken up residence there for the day Shitsburg Steelers ah great you don't have real on And she doesn't have an earbud in anymore so I could say whatever the **** I want to say. Thank god I'm no longer in Shitsburg but I'm still in the area. You're in the suburbs of Shitsburg which probably is not. I just need to. Just shut up. I can still feel it. in whole Yeah. You feel the bit of your stomach, right? It's like that **** beer **** that you gotta hold cuz you're stuck in the car. Yeah. um occasionally Yeah. Occasionally, you verp it back up a little bit
01:10:53
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100%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't get far enough away from there. I'm glad I live farther away than you do. You still have to deal with the Stench Cloud on bad wind. Yeah, right.
01:11:08
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um I however, with all the shit that I just saw, I did pictures for doing that game because I'm not stupid.
01:11:22
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and They are magically much like ah whoever much like Chicago. Unbeknownst how, they are 5-2 this season. And for the life of me, we have to figure out how they're doing it. They're now on their second big name starting quarterback for the season. And not due to injury at all, due to one getting healthy,
01:11:47
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Yeah. Um, they have two star, I would at least say four star quarterbacks on their team. Oh yeah. with Rust and Justin Fields. Um, and they show rush showed up and showed out last week. So I actually went with the Schitzberg squealers this week as did Derek. That is absolutely as an NFL fan, a problem that I would not mind having.
01:12:13
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that double quarterback. No, because now they have bargaining power for a draft for trade. Cam with Steelers as well. It is across the board. Steelers, Steelers, Steelers, Steelers. I see that she told you to not wear your seatbelt while you're in the car. It's a threat for your life on this pick. I never wear my seatbelt when she drives. figure I mean, in in I would absolutely try to have it on. but whatever you're you like to live. I can't see obviously. like and I gotta have I gotta be able to get out of the car and move quick. I can't be I can't be restricted by a seat belt. You know what I mean? You're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Uh again, much like the but much like the commanders, the bears, and the Steelers this year, I am I am deceivingly fast for my side. Bengals, Bengals, just jammar chase for a tuddy
01:13:07
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let's go ah got jamara myli ah and then the what lastly we got is the thursday night game what does that text just jumped ahead on that one I don't believe we have a pick. We do not have a pick from Derek on that. Um, I don't think anybody thought fired up ahead to go with that one. I do have the pick from cam. I'll get it for us.
01:13:32
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yeah I think it's going to be a pretty easy pick. I think it's going to wind up across the board. I can't say it's going to be easy. It's all going to depend on what I see out of them today. I want to see if Aaron Rodgers and Devonta Adams can get clicking pretty good. If they do, they could very likely turn that season around. They're still 100% within playoff contention, even at two and five.
01:13:52
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they Yeah, they absolutely are. They have been in every single game this season. They have ah some piece and I don't know if it's the Monte Adams. I don't know if it's firing a head coach after five weeks. I don't know if it's Aaron Rodgers not being the Aaron Rodgers of old. I don't know. There is some piece missing in new in New Jersey for the Jets. um To be honest with you, I think that if they wanted to fight it, they need to bring Rex Ryan back.
01:14:20
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That's just my personal opinion. Him and his shiny, bright white fucking teeth and his fake tan. oh um I don't know. I really don't know what is missing with the New Jersey Jets, but there's something. And if they can manage to put it together and find it may feel just fumble the ball. If they can manage to put it together and find it, the Jets do stand a fighting chance and at least making the wild card game.
01:14:48
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um And depending on what they do this week, my pick could change after today because you don't get that. You don't get that luxury. We make the ball on Sunday. All right. I'm to wait until after the game Thursday. It's not fair that we have to pick two games ahead.
01:15:12
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We do it every week i every week. But I've never had this conundrum where the New Jersey Jets could actually become a good team. thats it I am going to go with the Texans on this. they broke um So I think the Texans are going to take the Jets on Thursday night on Prime Video. I will get Derek's pick from him. um I have to ask him every. I think it's a safe bet. I think he's going to go Texans.
01:15:39
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Um, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna put that in there until I get confirmation. And of course I'll let you know as soon as I do and so far in advance. They don't even have a spread on it yet. Yeah. I almost even at 50.8. That's what makes picking the Thursday game on Sunday. So much fun because nothing's out yet. Yeah, nothing's out yet.
01:16:01
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Fucking Texas could go into the game today and and and CJ Stroud and and and Joe Mixon and step on this you get absolutely destroyed. Yeah Hey, you know But yeah, you don't know Cam's going Texans. I'm going Texans as well Looks like we went Texans probably across the board. Yeah, I think it might be across the board ah We did have answer this down for a second. Just a real quick boy cada we'll do square eight and we'll get the hell out of here We got to one wolf by me alone what the box which doesn't sound like that's one too well right now in my favor And I loan walk the dolphin in fact last week we had ah that that I loaned wolf the Niners and they lost
01:16:59
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You think I've learned my lesson. I learned with the Buccaneers last week too. And they lost. You alone, what the jets last week and they lost and Cameron lone wolf, the Raiders last week and they lost. So our lone wolf fix was straight ass last week. Yeah. Yeah. The lone wolf award at the end of the season should be a roll of toilet paper because they're always shit text.
01:17:27
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I, you know what, I want to, I think I'm gonna, because I always mark the lone war picks. I want to go through and see how those have panned out and what that record is. this um I'm curious now that you said that.
01:17:43
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Yeah, they're always terrible. Oh my God. Jacksonville just pinned Green Bay on a punt to bounce and then bounce out of bounds at the one yard line. Oh wow. Yeah. So, all right. So quick, I'll give you a quick score update because I know you're at in a vehicle. You don't have a TV Andy.
01:18:00
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Yeah. Right now, Jets, Pat riots, zero, zero, Bengals over the Eagles, seven, nothing Packers, Jags, zero, zero lions over the Titans, seven, nothing Falcons over the Baker near seven, nothing dophins over the Cardinals, seven, nothing Ravens, Browns is still nothing, nothing game. The Baker and ears are currently driving towards the end zone. Um, and the Colts Texans are tied at three.
01:18:34
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Alright, ladies. So, there's your current score update before we say, say la vie for the day. Arrivederci. Arrivederci. I roll will let you do what you're doing. and Enjoy your time with Nikki's family. Please survive Shitsberg to live to be here for next Sunday's podcast. I will do my best to. If you come back and you are sick, I totally understand why you are in Shitsberg.
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01:21:10
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Yeah, pretty much. I will most likely be here this Saturday to get drunk with you. As I don't have any kids. Depending on the new, by the way, side note, the release of Call of Duty Black Ops 6, $100 video game. It is trash. It is garbage. It is dog water. It's ah it's free $99 if you have Xbox. Game Pass, premium. I have the ultimate game pass. Yep, it's still a trash game. It's garbage.
01:21:40
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i go It really is terrible, but that's beside the fact moving on so g good can get the out of here. um Yeah, I will probably be in Saturday and then Sunday we have the unnecessary up this podcast again with mother two idiots and possibly Cam and Eric. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate y'all being here. Enjoy your Sunday football. Hopefully your team wins or at least doesn't look like a complete dumpster fire. And here we go with my go bills.
01:22:10
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Go Bills. Go Browns. Tighten up. And I don't know what to say now. I think when it comes to Panthers, you say get the fire extinguisher. Yeah. Well, the Panthers are then the Panthers have been spayed and neutered. So they're now and let the dogs bark in the dog. There you go. All right, bro. Have a good day. We'll talk at you later, buddy. Have a good one, brother. We'll see you next time around. Yeah. Bye. Bye.