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Spawn Jawn
29 Plays1 month ago
Is Spawn still going?
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Transcript
Introduction and Co-Hosts Introduction
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BeyBlade
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of November the 2nd, 2025. Oh my god goodness. Get your goblers ready, because it's turkey time, baby.
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BeyBlade
My name is Devin Kopik, and I have a candy headache. ah With me is Steve O'Tieri, Chris Galani,
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Steve-O
Call me Bobby S.
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semendemon
Hey, Babadidabada Galani's here.
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BeyBlade
and the Hellspawn himself, Sean Suarez.
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semendemon
to see y'all.
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silkdong
Why am I in Hellspawn?
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BeyBlade
Because you're spawning it up, dude.
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Steve-O
If anyone were to beat Spawn, John, it'd probably be you.
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BeyBlade
You never...
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semendemon
Yeah, out of this group?
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silkdong
Really?
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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silkdong
mean, I'll take that.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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semendemon
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah, you've come back.
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BeyBlade
You'd come back from hell.
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Steve-O
You've come back.
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silkdong
I'll take that.
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Steve-O
But you'd be like, why...
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semendemon
Yeah.
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silkdong
I'll come back to wreak havoc on my classmate in third grade that rooted for the Blue Jays in the 93 World Series.
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semendemon
Use your fucking ectoplasm powers to throw chains into his face.
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silkdong
and the ninety three world series
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Steve-O
Oh, that'd be devastating.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Devin, you'd be Vindicator then.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. Oh, Chris would be the clown and I'd be vindicator or.
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semendemon
I would be the clown. I'd be the violator.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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semendemon
Hell yeah, I would.
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BeyBlade
No, no, no, dude, dude.
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semendemon
Hey,
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Steve-O
Violator, that's it.
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BeyBlade
I'm redeemer, dude.
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Steve-O
Violator, that's what meant.
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BeyBlade
I'm redeemer. I'm the cool one.
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Steve-O
Oh, Redeemer, Redeemer.
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semendemon
John, we're gonna do this. You're gonna be the king of the army. Yeah.
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Steve-O
i was ah That was an excellent deflection, Devin. 10
Status and Future of Spawn Comics
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BeyBlade
Thank you.
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Steve-O
points.
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silkdong
Are there still spawn like comics going on or no?
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BeyBlade
Thank you.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, probably.
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silkdong
Is he just lost?
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BeyBlade
He just leaves quit.
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semendemon
He's still out there, man. I'm
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silkdong
He's just in Soul Calibur 2 and that's it
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BeyBlade
Spawn comics. Yeah, like what's the latest Spawn comic that's that's out?
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semendemon
talking about McFarlane.
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semendemon
That guy's still out there.
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Steve-O
Yeah, let me look it up. Newest issue spawn.
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BeyBlade
Who?
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semendemon
Todd's out there, man. He's pumping this shit out.
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BeyBlade
Currently writing Spawn.
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semendemon
Remember seeing Todd on the Spawn animated show in that big leather jacket that didn't fit him?
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Steve-O
Yes. Oh, yeah.
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semendemon
I remember that. Yeah.
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Steve-O
Dude, they're still pumping out spawn.
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BeyBlade
So, ah yeah, Todd McFarlane's still writing it, dude.
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semendemon
God is still alive, baby.
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BeyBlade
He's like, I'm still going.
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Steve-O
Next issue comes out November twelfth
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BeyBlade
Oh, shit.
00:01:59
Steve-O
And then December 24th and then January 28th and then March 4th.
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silkdong
Todd McFarlane.
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silkdong
Dude, Todd McFarlane probably makes mad fucking Buku money, right? Just because the toys that he is fucking.
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Steve-O
Dude, those action figures, man.
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semendemon
He's got it.
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silkdong
Those toys are like all over the place these days.
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semendemon
And they're great. Most of the time, they're great.
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silkdong
Yeah, they're like good quality action figures. ah They're very expensive, too. But like, you know.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. i did i had a few I had a few spawn toys.
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semendemon
The Lost ones were incredible.
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Steve-O
Yeah, same here.
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BeyBlade
They fucking ripped.
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semendemon
The Lost ah McFarlane toys were great. They looked awesome.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
Oh, were those?
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silkdong
Yo, how is Spawn not a...
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BeyBlade
thinking Yeah.
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silkdong
How is this not a lawsuit from Marvel, though? He looks just like fucking... Very similar to the design in design language to Spider-Man.
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BeyBlade
To who? You think?
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silkdong
ah or Or Venom. look Look at the fucking...
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BeyBlade
Yeah, but he created Venom.
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silkdong
oh did he?
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah, that was Todd McCarty.
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silkdong
Ah, then, yeah. Then, you know, fucking, yeah.
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semendemon
Dude, Todd with the checkmate on that one.
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BeyBlade
Todd McFarlane. Yeah.
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silkdong
Yeah, respect! Respect!
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
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silkdong
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. He looks like Venom. That's crazy.
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silkdong
Oh, yeah. ah It looks like Venom, your second most popular character of all time behind Spider-Man.
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BeyBlade
yeah My bad.
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silkdong
Okay. Okay, call my lawyer and we'll see we'll see we'll see what happens.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
You know, a few years ago, i ran into ah I was spawning it up. I was like, let me just read spawn.
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semendemon
boy
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BeyBlade
And there's a weird issue that he did that is just all about just shitting all over Marvel and DC for like not giving comic creators the rights.
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semendemon
Cool.
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BeyBlade
And there's this famous image. Hold on. I'm staring right at it. Let me post it.
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semendemon
Spawns butt cheeks.
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BeyBlade
No, it's like, it's like all of the, all obviously it's like Marvel and DC adjacent, but they're behind ah like a cage and all you can see is their hands.
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BeyBlade
And it's, ah you know, at that.
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semendemon
Devin.
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semendemon
Damn, Devin.
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BeyBlade
and And he's just like, yo, bro.
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Steve-O
Damn.
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BeyBlade
Yo, bro, maybe you guys should ah pay your pay your people.
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silkdong
Damn.
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BeyBlade
Because this is like peak image, right?
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Steve-O
Damn.
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BeyBlade
Image was created.
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silkdong
this is this is this goes This goes hard, though.
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semendemon
Batman's dead.
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silkdong
it actually
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semendemon
dead.
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Steve-O
Yeah, he's just dangling, dude.
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semendemon
That arm's dead.
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silkdong
this this splash This double splash page goes pretty fucking hard, though.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, no, it's sick.
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silkdong
I'm not going to lie.
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BeyBlade
It's sick, dude. Yeah, injustice. Injustice.
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silkdong
And there's Spawn watching his bitch getting passed around from hell.
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BeyBlade
Anyway, that's enough spawn glazing.
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semendemon
No, that's... You know what? Devin, if I will, I don't think that is enough Spawn ah talking. um
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BeyBlade
Okay.
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semendemon
Todd McFarlane also...
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silkdong
Devon, can you name all those hands? Devon, can you name all those hands?
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BeyBlade
You know, I'm staring at him.
Image Comics and Unique Publishing
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semendemon
Todd McFarlane paid ah way too much money for a baseball, didn't he?
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BeyBlade
What?
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semendemon
At one point.
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BeyBlade
A baseball? yeah I mean, yeah, but he's rich.
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semendemon
If no, no, like he paid extra exorbitant amount. I cannot remember what it was. I thought John would know.
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silkdong
Who's the second hand from the, or third hand from the top? So there's Flash and then there's Juggernaut and then Hulk on the bottom. Who's the the metal hand?
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BeyBlade
I'm going to say, well, there's two metal hands, right?
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Steve-O
Oh,
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BeyBlade
If you look, I would say one of them is Colossus and the other could be doom.
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silkdong
Yeah, but the one that's closest. The one that's all the way on the on the left side.
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BeyBlade
Maybe. mean,
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Steve-O
that's...
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silkdong
Not Steel? It's not Steel?
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BeyBlade
could be, but there's venom, right? Spider-Man Superman thing.
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Steve-O
There's Wolverine next to Venom.
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silkdong
Thing, Wolverine, Batman.
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BeyBlade
who' who's Who's the one by the do o ah tentacle? Is that wonder man?
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Steve-O
ah Is that Thor?
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silkdong
o Ooh.
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BeyBlade
Maybe ah because there's Joker next to it.
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semendemon
Yeah. Yeah, that's Joker.
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BeyBlade
And then I don't know who is.
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silkdong
Wonder Woman's on the bottom next to Batman.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. Punisher.
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silkdong
And then Shazam. Is that Shazam next to Batman too?
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BeyBlade
Shazam.
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semendemon
Is that Captain America all way at the end? On the right?
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BeyBlade
Oh, that's cat.
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silkdong
Yeah, yeah, it has to be.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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silkdong
Yeah, it has to be.
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BeyBlade
who's Who's the yellow glove below cat?
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Steve-O
That might be Doctor Strange because it looks like there's like some sort of...
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BeyBlade
Ooh.
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Steve-O
like ah
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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silkdong
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good catch.
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silkdong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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semendemon
Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Batman.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
Wait, where's Green Lantern?
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semendemon
All the way at the end, the white glove.
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BeyBlade
Oh.
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silkdong
That's Mr. Fantastic, right?
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BeyBlade
Uh-oh.
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Steve-O
Oh, you know what?
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semendemon
Is that a ring?
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Steve-O
There is a there isn' a ring on that.
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silkdong
Or a Punisher?
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BeyBlade
No, no, no, no, no.
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Steve-O
He's right.
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semendemon
No, it's a ring.
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silkdong
ah there is a ring.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, you're I thought that was i thought that was Frank Castle, but yeah, no, good catch.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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silkdong
Yeah, there is a ring.
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silkdong
Oh, that's Civil War Frank Castle.
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BeyBlade
yeah who is but Who's between Spider-Man and the other metal hand? No,
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Steve-O
Is that beast?
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silkdong
Venom? That's Superman.
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BeyBlade
no, no, no. no ah it's It's Superman, Spider-Man, a gray hand...
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silkdong
Oh, and then...
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Steve-O
The one that has like claws on it.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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semendemon
Doomsday?
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BeyBlade
Could be Beast. Could be Doomsday.
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silkdong
That's absolute Batman, I think.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
ah With his like wolf hands.
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BeyBlade
yeah I do like how... i I really like how he was like, they won't know it's Spider-Man. I better make him do the spider web symbol.
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silkdong
I know, he's like, yeah, just the extra, a little bit extra in there.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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silkdong
That's dope, though. This is this is hard.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. It's cool though, right? a cool little... Dude, Spawn kind of rips.
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Steve-O
If that spawn movie was good, we'd be living in a different timeline right now.
00:07:03
silkdong
Yeah, dude.
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semendemon
If it wasn't dead.
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silkdong
that
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BeyBlade
oh
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silkdong
If that spawn movie was like as like almost as good as like Blade was, it doesn't even have to be like amazing. If it was like almost as good as like Blade and and not complete trash, then...
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semendemon
There'd be a spawn universe.
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silkdong
Yeah, maybe.
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BeyBlade
I mean, there is.
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silkdong
There would be there would be spa more spawn shirts than Venom shirts, probably.
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BeyBlade
There is Spawn.
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semendemon
No, no, I mean like a legit like cinematic one.
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Steve-O
Wait minute.
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semendemon
Not...
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BeyBlade
Is there anything...
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silkdong
With him and Savage Dragon teaming up.
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BeyBlade
So, yeah, like, so besides... Walking Dead. Was Walking Dead image? No, right?
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silkdong
Yes.
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semendemon
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
Is it?
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silkdong
Yes.
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BeyBlade
Okay.
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silkdong
Yup.
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BeyBlade
Oh, never mind. Never mind. Okay, that's probably the most famous product.
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silkdong
Yes, sir!
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BeyBlade
and
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silkdong
I'm pretty sure it was Image, right?
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semendemon
Yeah, of course it was.
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BeyBlade
I thought it was...
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silkdong
Fucking Invincible and Walking Dead were both Image, I think, right?
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semendemon
Yep.
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BeyBlade
aold Damn.
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semendemon
One million percent yes.
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BeyBlade
Okay, so that was... ah Was The Walking Dead No, yeah.
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silkdong
Chris, you would bet your you would you would bet your bathwater on it?
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semendemon
i bet I bet all of my bath water and for Devin to drink it on it being Image Comics.
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silkdong
Hmm.
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BeyBlade
Published by Image Comics.
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Steve-O
There you go. Look at that. Todd's
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BeyBlade
Do-do-do-do.
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silkdong
Yeah, eat shit, Devin.
00:08:12
BeyBlade
Eat shit, Devin. ah Yeah, so Walking...
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semendemon
cause I picked up a lot of Image Comics because that.
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Steve-O
eating good.
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silkdong
Get rekt.
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BeyBlade
I'd say i'd say Walking Dead, Spawn, Invincible. I really don't know what else.
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silkdong
ah Saga? Saga Image?
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BeyBlade
No, no, but I'm talking about like most popular, you know, like most well-known.
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semendemon
think so.
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silkdong
Dude, Image has the most fucking goaded fucking comics, dude. What the fuck?
00:08:34
BeyBlade
yeah well, because they don't, they're creator-owned.
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semendemon
i know.
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BeyBlade
So like, they're we'll publish it.
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silkdong
They're Team Cherry.
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BeyBlade
You can keep it you know.
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silkdong
They're Team Cherry. They're, They're, What are they called? Sandfall Interactive. That's who they are.
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BeyBlade
sure. Sure.
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silkdong
They're the independent... GOATs.
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semendemon
I want to read Feral. That looks interesting.
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silkdong
Yeah, Saga... Dude, Saga...
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semendemon
Rat City. I want to read Rat City.
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silkdong
Oh, what...
00:09:01
Steve-O
Chris, you always talk about this rat city you want to visit.
00:09:04
BeyBlade
Chris, and you're all, you got to get off that rat city.
00:09:07
semendemon
guys gotta check it out! You wouldn't believe it!
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Steve-O
Bro, you gotta get off of the rat city thing, Chris.
00:09:11
silkdong
ah fucking did Did they ever turn Paper Girls into a show?
00:09:15
Steve-O
ah
00:09:15
BeyBlade
I thought they tried to.
00:09:15
silkdong
That was a pretty good comic.
00:09:18
BeyBlade
think that was one of the ones I read. oh yeah.
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semendemon
Oh, wow.
00:09:20
BeyBlade
Wait, April girls.
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semendemon
You know, Rat City is actually a spawn spinoff.
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BeyBlade
One season in 2022.
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semendemon
Peter Karn is an ex-soldier, an amputee, and a hell spawn in post-war future.
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Steve-O
Today I learned.
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semendemon
With Peter's not-dead-like AI, Peter got his spawn powers from nanites in his prosthetic legs. Nanites that were affected when Al Simmons initiated his necroplasmic detonation in the present.
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BeyBlade
Alright, maybe I don't like Spawn.
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Steve-O
If you were reading it though, Chris or Devin, you'd be all about it.
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BeyBlade
ah You know what?
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semendemon
This Rat City is wonderful.
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BeyBlade
I'll be honest. Whoever you're talking about, all I could think of is the Rat King from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
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semendemon
I'd spawn. Look, he looks like spawn.
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silkdong
Man, do you know what do you know what a Rat King is?
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semendemon
but I'm looking at it right now.
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BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. I know what a Rat King is, dude.
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silkdong
It's gross.
00:10:09
semendemon
Yeah, it is, dude.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, I fought it in fucking...
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silkdong
I thought, yeah, Abby fucking fought it He doesn't even embody a Rat King, though.
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Steve-O
but
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:10:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:10:15
semendemon
You have a little while rat king here. Rat City, brother. Got me saying it.
00:10:22
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude, Rat King and TMNT, though, kind of ah underrated. you Yeah, but look at him, dude.
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silkdong
He's just...
00:10:30
BeyBlade
He's fucking unhinged.
00:10:31
silkdong
He's stupid.
00:10:32
BeyBlade
He's unhinged, dude.
00:10:32
silkdong
He's stupid.
00:10:34
Steve-O
He's unhinged. He had the boat, and that boat is the first time I ever needed stitches.
00:10:36
silkdong
That is cool, though, that in Last of Us, they actually they were like, oh there's the Rat King, and it really is like fucking just different things stuck together.
00:10:42
BeyBlade
Dude, there's a Rat King and minor spoilers, but the film Together.
00:10:47
silkdong
And Ghost of Yote. Oh.
00:10:49
BeyBlade
Now, the film Together, there's a Rat King.
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Steve-O
know.
00:10:52
BeyBlade
that ah Dave Franco find.
00:10:53
silkdong
Dude, this Rat King toy is probably worth $10,000 right now, this Rat King toy.
00:10:55
semendemon
Oh yeah, that's right.
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BeyBlade
Probably.
00:11:01
Steve-O
You have...
00:11:01
silkdong
Anyway.
00:11:01
BeyBlade
Whoa. Okay, yeah, anyway.
00:11:02
semendemon
Are we all Rackings, Tito?
00:11:03
BeyBlade
Shut
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Steve-O
Gotta get the Rat King boat, man.
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silkdong
Yeah, a little bit, little bit.
00:11:06
Steve-O
Gotta get the boat.
00:11:08
semendemon
Oh, okay.
00:11:08
BeyBlade
the fuck up about the boat, Steve.
00:11:10
Steve-O
Dude, the boat was the first time I ever needed stitches. God damn it.
00:11:14
BeyBlade
Explain.
00:11:14
silkdong
ah So i need your I need your advice. Let's start off with this.
00:11:17
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:11:17
semendemon
oh okay
00:11:19
silkdong
i mentioned this a little bit to Devin and Chris the other day, but ah Steve, I really need your input.
00:11:25
Steve-O
You got it.
00:11:25
silkdong
So it's official now.
Organizing a Child's Video Game Party
00:11:27
silkdong
So like my um my nephew is having his ninth birthday party at his house, at my sister's house.
00:11:30
BeyBlade
Mm-hmm.
00:11:34
silkdong
And um instead of like buying a game truck or whatever, my sister was like, oh, can you just bring your your video games over 10 boys? to you know to have a birthday party and and i was like oh i'm like it's like the malcolm and malcolm in the middle fucking uh clip where it's like know you know you're asking like i was like because like you know i'm gonna like i'm not just gonna bring ps5 over and then just go away like we got to make this a whole thing right so i i need to know like i'm compiling a list of like games that are like appropriate and like
00:11:48
semendemon
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:11:55
Steve-O
Well, just
00:12:12
silkdong
would be fun for 10 year olds to play, but I kind of want to structure it a little bit. Like, should, we should I have like a, should we have a tournament of some sorts? Like try to, try to shape it that way.
00:12:26
silkdong
But like, there's a couple of games, like I'm going to bring Mario Kart and like Mario Party and stuff on, on my switch too.
00:12:31
Steve-O
Those are good ones.
00:12:33
silkdong
But Sonic is a very hot item right now as well.
00:12:38
Steve-O
The kids love Sonic.
00:12:38
semendemon
It's hot.
00:12:39
silkdong
And it's, Yeah, so i was gonna ask you, Steve, like, the Sonic Cross Worlds Racing, um, is that, like, Smash Bros, where, like, you have to, like, play it to, like, unlock everything to make it worth it?
00:12:52
Steve-O
No, it's just all right up.
00:12:53
silkdong
Like, did is that, like, bare bones?
00:12:54
Steve-O
It's all right up the gate.
00:12:55
silkdong
Oh, it's all there?
00:12:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:12:56
silkdong
It's all there?
00:12:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:12:57
silkdong
Okay, so it's like it's like Mario Kart, where you're just unlocking skins or whatever?
00:12:58
Steve-O
You... um You can buy parts of vehicles to like mix and match them, but that's about it. Like there's there's stuff to unlock, but you have all the characters right from the rip.
00:13:09
silkdong
Okay.
00:13:14
silkdong
Okay, and that's four-player you can play split-screen?
00:13:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:17
Steve-O
I believe so. And I think it is on Switch, too.
00:13:21
silkdong
Yeah, but I might, like, I was thinking about that, too, like, if some people want to play some games on Switch and other people want to play different games, like, I'm probably going to bring both my PlayStation and my Nintendo Switch over and set them up differently, so maybe ill I split them up.
00:13:37
Steve-O
That would make sense. Mario Kart on the one, and then you could have on the PlayStation Sonic.
00:13:41
silkdong
Yeah.
00:13:43
Steve-O
that be That'd be a way to do it.
00:13:43
silkdong
my My original idea... you guys will love this. My original idea was to maybe try to get everyone to play fucking Captain Sonar. Like, 5v5. I was gonna, like...
00:13:54
semendemon
Oh my God.
00:13:57
silkdong
I was gonna maybe...
00:13:57
BeyBlade
Bunch of children.
00:13:58
silkdong
I was gonna maybe put...
00:13:58
semendemon
You were, John, you were upset when I brought up Mario Party because you're like, nah, they get too toxic.
00:14:03
silkdong
That's toxic.
00:14:07
semendemon
What the fuck?
00:14:07
silkdong
No, because I think... I mean, these are, like... i mean, like, most of those kids are, like, smart kids. Like, my... My nephew's second grade, but he's like in fourth grade math. so like that
00:14:17
Steve-O
These are 10 year
00:14:17
silkdong
Some of them are like pretty smart kids. so like But like maybe not all of them are that smart. so maybe when Because I think that would be interesting to like the smart, that like pretty the ones that like need to be that want to be challenged all the time.
00:14:32
silkdong
you know Because it's in it's an interesting concept.
00:14:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:14:35
silkdong
like fucking You're 5v5, you have a different role, and it's like Battleship. But like again, like trying to orchestrate...
00:14:45
Steve-O
these are ten year olds
00:14:45
silkdong
I was gonna put...
00:14:45
semendemon
I think
00:14:46
silkdong
Yeah, like 9 to 10 year olds. Yeah.
00:14:48
Steve-O
ah
00:14:49
semendemon
i think you or somebody else would have to play on either side. exactly.
00:14:52
Steve-O
Yeah, I think you might meet a parent.
00:14:53
silkdong
to Yeah, to be the captain or whatever. Yeah.
00:14:55
semendemon
yeah
00:14:57
silkdong
So maybe I'll put Tim Lucas on retainer. I'll just pay him. And have him do a 10 person fucking... Dungeons and Dragons or something.
00:15:07
Steve-O
Yeah, hire Tim to be a DM to come in and just like roll for the kids.
00:15:09
silkdong
To come in and... And roll for all ten kids.
00:15:12
Steve-O
that That would be a huge hit, like no joke.
00:15:14
silkdong
You think so? You think they'd be into that?
00:15:16
Steve-O
I think kids are super into D&D now.
00:15:16
semendemon
Yeah.
00:15:16
silkdong
I'll see.
00:15:17
semendemon
Yeah, kids love... Yeah, they are. That's true.
00:15:20
silkdong
yeah my Or they'd at least be possibly be interested in trying to learn.
00:15:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:15:24
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
00:15:24
silkdong
Because they're really into like Pokemon cards, and like but they don't know how to play the game. tried to... I want... Because the thing is...
00:15:31
semendemon
Why don't you teach them magic?
00:15:34
silkdong
i i want because the thing is like My nephew is, like, really into just collecting the cards. But, like, so, like, Pokemon is, like, um... Like, I try to, like, you know, let's play.
00:15:48
silkdong
Like, let's learn how to play. Because, like, my other two nephews from my cousin's kids that live in the UK... They're the ones who, like, kind of got the the younger kid... the The younger nephews into Pokemon. But they just got them into collecting.
00:16:02
silkdong
The kids in the UK... The two kids in the UK are, like, competitive fucking... like psycho killers like they they go to tournaments and shit and like yeah they they actually when they come visit they ask me to go with them to the comic book store and they they just fucking wax everybody comic book store on a pokemon morning it's pretty funny but yeah so like i don't know i mean like my heart wants to do a street fighter tournament
00:16:09
Steve-O
who
00:16:17
BeyBlade
Mm-hmm.
00:16:28
silkdong
I just want to be like, because we did that with all the kids one time when Street Fighter 6 first came out, and they were, like, getting into it.
00:16:31
semendemon
Oh, that'll be fun.
00:16:35
silkdong
Like, actually, like, getting into it. So maybe'll maybe I'll, like, try to slide that in there and be like, hey, you guys want to try this game? Because, like, um I don't know.
00:16:43
Steve-O
That could be fun.
00:16:44
semendemon
Yeah, that's pretty fun.
00:16:45
silkdong
Is that appropriate for nine-year-olds, though?
00:16:47
Steve-O
Dude, we were like nine when we were playing for Street Fighter.
00:16:47
semendemon
Or I'll...
00:16:47
silkdong
Like, Street Fighter 2 is, but our E-engine is very jiggly and goony.
00:16:52
Steve-O
Oh, very bouncy.
00:16:52
BeyBlade
It's fine. You know, you can you can weed them out.
00:16:54
silkdong
All right.
00:16:56
BeyBlade
You can weed out the ones that are getting a little too mature. You're like, all right, you got to play this other game.
00:17:01
semendemon
Yeah, you can't be Chung Lee again.
00:17:02
silkdong
Because my nephew went right to Zangief. He went right to the biggest dude that he could find in the game.
00:17:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, makes sense.
00:17:07
semendemon
Yeah.
00:17:10
semendemon
You can't be Chung Lee again.
00:17:10
silkdong
So yeah, maybe maybe I'll slide that in.
00:17:12
silkdong
I mean, also, there's Smash Bros, too.
00:17:13
semendemon
Yeah.
00:17:13
silkdong
I can just throw Smash Bros at them.
00:17:14
semendemon
No more Chung Lee.
00:17:15
Steve-O
Smash is a classic.
00:17:17
silkdong
Yeah. Can you do eight players Smash together or no?
00:17:21
Steve-O
I think so.
00:17:21
silkdong
Just four?
00:17:21
Steve-O
Yeah, with the big maps. Yeah.
00:17:23
silkdong
What?
00:17:23
Steve-O
Remember Smash Brothers? We used used to have like the eight Amiibos running around on the screen.
00:17:25
semendemon
Oh, yeah. I've done that.
00:17:28
silkdong
Yeah, but like same screen?
00:17:30
Steve-O
Same screen.
00:17:30
semendemon
Yeah, same screen.
00:17:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:32
silkdong
Alright, so yeah, that means I'm gonna have to spend fucking $50 on the fighter packs I didn't get before.
00:17:36
semendemon
think Devin played that with us. It was like we were upstairs during a party playing eight Flair Smash Brothers.
00:17:42
BeyBlade
yeah
00:17:46
semendemon
That was fun, though.
00:17:46
BeyBlade
oh yeah that was when I think had a housewarming and I just like had a smash set up upstairs
00:17:52
semendemon
Yes, I think that's what it was. Yes, if I remember correctly. That was awesome.
00:17:57
silkdong
to 7? Oh, wait, to, wait, hold on.
00:17:59
semendemon
Hmm.
00:18:01
Steve-O
That's weird.
00:18:01
silkdong
ah we up to way Oh no, it says up to 8 players for local multiplayer battles.
00:18:05
BeyBlade
also some of these kids are just going to have to fucking wait their turn man you know
00:18:09
silkdong
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the that's thing. I just think, man, that would be like, that's like, that's the thing.
00:18:14
Steve-O
How many controllers do you have?
00:18:16
silkdong
I'll have to like, fucking fish old Joy-Cons out for this shit. I just fished my old fucking hobo DualSense regular.
00:18:28
silkdong
Like, just grabbed this out of a drawer that I haven't gone through in a while.
00:18:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:18:32
silkdong
i had to update I had to update it. That's why i was on my PS5 today.
00:18:37
BeyBlade
Like you said, like, if in
00:18:38
silkdong
And I had to update the system like three times. Yeah, and then I started playing Rondo of Blood. And I'm like, oh, this is cool.
00:18:43
BeyBlade
yeah. Well, this was after you beat Hollow Knight and Silksong in a span of a week again.
00:18:44
silkdong
I wish I could play this on my other systems. Yeah. So, yeah. So I,
Gaming Experiences and Reflections
00:18:51
silkdong
well, okay. So I beat Silksong again this week, but I also purchased Claire Obscure Expedition 33 because it was on sale on Steam.
00:19:01
Steve-O
Got it on sale.
00:19:03
silkdong
So um I was happy to see that still Nozomi still says Silksong is his game of the year after playing both games. So I'm not, because that was my fear, Steve. My fear is that, because this already, already Elden Ringed Donkey Kong Bonanza with Silksong. I was afraid that I was going to get the double Elden Ring and play play the other game of the year contender that would overtake like what became my fucking heart this year, which is like Hollow Knight, you know?
00:19:33
silkdong
So I'm going to play it. I'm going to play it.
00:19:35
Steve-O
i think I think you you crushed Nozomi little bit though the way the way he's responding it's like you took the crown from him like yeah
00:19:43
silkdong
Oh, because he's just... He's not the he's not the ah he's not the only Hollow Knight kid anymore.
00:19:48
Steve-O
yeah he was he was Mr. Hollow Knight you took the crown he's like fuck man here here's your throne king
00:19:50
silkdong
that He's not the snob anymore. And I'm like, I beat it twice! Yes! I fucking did it!
00:19:58
BeyBlade
you
00:19:58
silkdong
Yeah. No, but I...
00:20:00
semendemon
I'm a I'm playing a game that I quite like, actually.
00:20:03
semendemon
I just started.
00:20:03
Steve-O
yeah
00:20:04
silkdong
what are What are you playing?
00:20:05
semendemon
I got the new Katamari Damacy game.
00:20:08
silkdong
Oh, is it new or is it a remake of the the original? I thought it was a remake.
00:20:11
semendemon
i don't know. it just feels new. It's like you...
00:20:13
silkdong
What's it called? What's the title?
00:20:15
semendemon
It's traveling through time.
00:20:17
silkdong
Which Katamara? It's on so ahs Steam?
00:20:19
semendemon
Is it? Yeah, I got it on Steam. Katamari... Kat...
00:20:24
Steve-O
Will love Katamari Reroll or Once Upon a Katamari?
00:20:24
silkdong
Because they're like any Katamara game is is a good game. I'm not going to... Let me see.
00:20:32
semendemon
I don't think it was re-roll.
00:20:32
silkdong
Oh, is it Once Upon a Katamari? That one?
00:20:34
semendemon
Yes. Yes.
00:20:36
silkdong
Oh, yeah, this one just came out.
00:20:39
semendemon
I, uh,
00:20:39
silkdong
Oh, but it's like, it's like, um... Yeah, you you said it's like time travel, so you do have, like...
00:20:45
semendemon
yeah.
00:20:45
silkdong
You probably have the old maps in here, too.
00:20:47
semendemon
So it's trying traveling. So you're going to different points in history. Like you go to the West, the American old West, you go to red dead world.
00:20:54
silkdong
Oh, you go to Red Dead.
00:20:54
Steve-O
Hey.
00:20:54
silkdong
You play through Red Dead.
00:20:56
semendemon
I got, I got like a hat, a cowboy hat.
00:20:57
silkdong
You to Saint-Denis. You to Saint-Denis.
00:20:59
semendemon
And you got to pick up beverages in a little Western bar.
00:21:02
Steve-O
a
00:21:02
BeyBlade
Thank you.
00:21:03
semendemon
Like, that's the the one thing. And then you go to Edo, Japan.
00:21:06
silkdong
Snake Oil. It's called Snake Oil, Chris.
00:21:08
semendemon
Yeah. ah but It's fun.
00:21:10
silkdong
i Actually, i don't know ah
00:21:14
semendemon
I'm having a good time with it.
00:21:15
silkdong
I don't know. I mean, it's probably perfect for the Steam Deck. It just runs probably perfectly on that.
00:21:18
semendemon
It is perfect for the Steam Deck. It runs 90 frames because I still have that thing up.
00:21:23
silkdong
There you go. See? you gotta keep that up so you know if you're playing quality or not. You know?
00:21:29
semendemon
Um, it's fucking great.
00:21:30
silkdong
Because that's max. If it's running 90, then you're at optimal performance for a game at that point.
00:21:34
semendemon
I've played, I think i played every Katamari game and this is wonderful. Like I really, it was somewhat cheap.
00:21:41
silkdong
That's good.
00:21:41
semendemon
It wasn't expensive.
00:21:43
silkdong
Because I played the... i They remade, I think, the first one. and I played that... I think, was it last year? Or two years ago I played i played a Katamara game? what's It wasn't this one. What Katamara game did I play?
00:21:56
silkdong
Semi-recently.
00:21:57
semendemon
Reroll?
00:21:58
silkdong
I think it was Reroll, yeah.
00:21:59
semendemon
It was 40, but I love it. like i'm i'm gonna I'm still playing it. It's pretty long, too. There's a lot of levels.
00:22:06
silkdong
This just came out, like, last week, it says.
00:22:08
semendemon
Yeah, I but i pre-ordered it because I fucking love Katamari games.
00:22:09
silkdong
New.
00:22:11
silkdong
Damn. Yeah. I mean, they're... Dude. It's like the music is always good.
00:22:18
semendemon
Yeah, the music, they have like this ah really good lounge version of the theme. um
00:22:24
Steve-O
Oh, classic theme.
00:22:25
silkdong
and na na na na na na na na na na na
00:22:26
Steve-O
No, no, no.
00:22:27
semendemon
Yeah, it's like
00:22:27
Steve-O
Okay.
00:22:28
semendemon
played on a piano and it's really, it's wonderful. um I can't, yeah, soundtrack rules, of course.
00:22:35
silkdong
This is... what ah this is what comes This is what comes up on my Steam page. It says, these are... but For Katamari... For Once Upon a Katamar, it says, similar to these games, Hollow Knight and Street Fighter VI.
00:22:47
silkdong
And I'm like, I don't know if it Steam!
00:22:48
semendemon
Is it? Is it? Is it?
00:22:51
silkdong
You might be you might be lying there.
00:22:51
semendemon
Is it?
00:22:53
silkdong
You might be capping.
00:22:53
BeyBlade
Thank you.
00:22:55
silkdong
I don't know. I think maybe you're trying to get me to spend $40 on this game. Like, I don't know what it is. So...
00:23:03
semendemon
i I really, I can't give it enough praise. I love every one I've played. This is just as good. It's just as silly.
00:23:10
silkdong
Yeah, they're always good. They're always just good games.
00:23:11
Steve-O
oh
00:23:12
semendemon
And for a game that was originally created to teach children to clean up after themselves, I think it really is expanded everywhere. Good.
00:23:20
silkdong
Because I remember i remember playing the first one on, what was it, back then?
00:23:24
Steve-O
Yeah, PS2 is the $20 budget title.
00:23:26
silkdong
and it was And it was such a like a fucking weird like niche thing.
00:23:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:23:30
silkdong
it was like, what the fuck is this? And then like it had a very minimalist... Let me see if I can find the... don't
00:23:36
semendemon
I don't think I've ever been as instantly charmed by it by a game as I have been with Katamori.
00:23:40
Steve-O
oh
00:23:41
silkdong
Yeah, like, look at this. Look at the original album. album Look at the original Game the game Case cover.
00:23:49
silkdong
Like, you see this, and you're like, you're like, hmm.
00:23:50
Steve-O
That's good cover.
00:23:51
BeyBlade
Mm-hmm.
00:23:54
Steve-O
The fuck am I about to play?
00:23:56
semendemon
And just the the silly weirdness of it all is just...
00:23:56
silkdong
Yeah.
00:23:59
semendemon
It never gets old. Like, the king of the universe is...
00:24:02
silkdong
King of the Universe is awesome.
00:24:03
semendemon
It's fucking incredible character in every way. And then you get to meet the queen in this and it's really fun.
00:24:09
silkdong
Yeah.
00:24:10
Steve-O
Whoa. All right.
00:24:12
silkdong
Oh, the queen's in this one?
00:24:12
semendemon
She's the queen of the universes in this. I think she showed up in re-roll, but she's got like a big part in this.
00:24:18
silkdong
She's the prince's mom?
00:24:20
semendemon
Yeah.
00:24:21
silkdong
Stepmom.
00:24:22
semendemon
I got my little king outfit on. i got like a pirate eye patch, cowboy hat.
00:24:30
silkdong
it prior
00:24:30
semendemon
I'm looking good.
00:24:31
silkdong
It's probably not too bad on the battery, too. Borderlands 4 probably it was like 20 minutes of 18 frames, and then...
00:24:34
semendemon
No.
00:24:38
silkdong
Then it's over.
00:24:38
Steve-O
you
00:24:38
BeyBlade
yeah
00:24:41
semendemon
for Yeah, for a $40 game, it's running perfectly, i would say, is the the word I would use.
00:24:42
silkdong
That it's over.
00:24:50
semendemon
Just that, no issues whatsoever. I've never had one with a Katamara game my life.
00:24:54
Steve-O
Yeah, like they are exactly like what they need to be. They have never had any like problems. There's no complaints that ever like ah arise from the Katamari brand.
00:25:06
Steve-O
It's just this like you play it, you have fun.
00:25:07
semendemon
can
00:25:08
Steve-O
1000%.
00:25:09
semendemon
consistent experience.
00:25:11
Steve-O
We got one.
00:25:12
silkdong
Yeah.
00:25:13
semendemon
And yeah, this is lovely and it's quickly becoming my game of the year.
00:25:18
silkdong
Okay.
00:25:18
BeyBlade
All right. oh yeah.
00:25:20
semendemon
so that's where I'm at.
00:25:21
silkdong
We got one. We got one.
00:25:22
semendemon
That's right now.
00:25:23
Steve-O
we got it one on
00:25:24
silkdong
Wait, Devin, what I'm curious. What is your current game of the year frontrunner right now?
00:25:27
BeyBlade
Oh, man.
00:25:28
silkdong
Because me and Steve are basically locks.
00:25:29
BeyBlade
That's the thing.
00:25:32
silkdong
You know?
00:25:32
BeyBlade
Yeah, i yeah i i I don't think I have a clear frontrunner.
00:25:33
silkdong
Pretty sure me and Steve are locks.
00:25:38
silkdong
Well, are you going to play after you finish Expedition 33?
00:25:38
BeyBlade
i
00:25:41
silkdong
Are you going to play Death Stranding 2, finally?
00:25:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, maybe. I got Absolomone. still don't need to beat.
00:25:49
Steve-O
Chris, you beat that.
00:25:50
semendemon
I beat that real fast. I figured Steve opened the door and man, I busted it. I busted it down.
00:26:00
BeyBlade
You busted that nut.
00:26:00
semendemon
I,
00:26:01
Steve-O
He busted a nut. Yeah.
00:26:02
semendemon
yeah
00:26:04
silkdong
Yeah.
00:26:05
semendemon
I, I have, I found out a strat. i don't even know if i want to tell you cause it just ruins It
00:26:09
silkdong
when do you When you play that solo, is it truly solo, or do you have like three like NPCs running with you at the same time, too?
00:26:15
semendemon
was just me.
00:26:15
silkdong
It's just you?
00:26:17
BeyBlade
It's truly, you can hire, a yeah, it is multiplayer, but you can hire, um like, AI, like, ah
00:26:17
Steve-O
It has multiplayer.
00:26:23
semendemon
Oh, yeah.
Dispatch: Gameplay and Story Discussion
00:26:24
BeyBlade
goons and stuff.
00:26:24
semendemon
Hirelings.
00:26:25
Steve-O
Yeah, a little goons.
00:26:25
semendemon
I always hire the goons.
00:26:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:26:27
semendemon
That is true.
00:26:28
BeyBlade
Um, man.
00:26:30
silkdong
Yeah, is it is it Ghost of Yotei so far?
00:26:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's almost like, like, default.
00:26:34
silkdong
What else did you play this year? Did you even play any games?
00:26:35
BeyBlade
I played a lot, dude.
00:26:37
Steve-O
You did play a lot, Devin.
00:26:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:26:39
silkdong
but What about Shinobi?
00:26:41
BeyBlade
Shinobis up there, yeah. Um,
00:26:43
Steve-O
Ooh, that doesn't sound like a real contender.
00:26:45
semendemon
a lot of hesitation there.
00:26:46
BeyBlade
No, I'm just like looking through the... Well,
00:26:49
semendemon
Yeah. Yeah, that game...
00:26:49
Steve-O
you You said that if Shinobi's parents were listening.
00:26:52
BeyBlade
yeah honestly, well, honestly, man, Shinobi's real good.
00:26:53
semendemon
Yeah.
00:26:54
silkdong
Shinobi got good scores too, though.
00:26:57
BeyBlade
and Real good.
00:26:58
silkdong
yeah triple The AAA version of Hollow Knight, right? That's Shinobi is.
00:27:02
BeyBlade
Yeah, Ghost of Yote's great. um
00:27:07
Steve-O
Great's better than good.
00:27:07
BeyBlade
Player Obscure, which i I... I'll be honest, man. So I jumped back into that. The first hour was pretty dicey.
00:27:16
silkdong
Oh, what about blueprints?
00:27:17
BeyBlade
No, I, I, I, no, that's, you know what?
00:27:20
silkdong
It's just flat now.
00:27:20
Steve-O
i loved blue i loved Blueprints. Blueprints was an excellent game.
00:27:22
BeyBlade
Absolutely not blueprints. Um, so, uh, yeah, real quick. Um, yeah, I, I'm happy to say that the, the expedition is ongoing.
00:27:37
BeyBlade
um that first hour though, I was like, where am i What are the buttons? Why do I got jump dodge radiant dodge?
00:27:43
silkdong
Yeah, that's why I can't flip-flop between games, man.
00:27:47
Steve-O
Yeah, i can't do I can't do that, especially in an RPG, man.
00:27:47
silkdong
dude, fuck that.
00:27:48
BeyBlade
Yeah, it was tough.
00:27:49
silkdong
and yeah
00:27:50
BeyBlade
And because like I had like a month break. It took like a month to beat Ghost of the
00:27:54
silkdong
yeah dude fuck that
00:27:55
BeyBlade
So that was pretty dicey. But once I kind of realized where I was, i was smart where I left off. um And then I was like, okay, i got to get these two axiom things.
00:28:08
BeyBlade
so like i'd be So I did the one with all the faces, and I'm doing the dance lady now.
00:28:08
Steve-O
oh Which one did you do first?
00:28:13
Steve-O
Okay. That's what I did.
00:28:16
BeyBlade
Okay. I feel like that's kind of what it leans towards. Anyway, so Steve, where would you say I'm at in this story?
00:28:22
Steve-O
Um, you are ah about, I would say,
00:28:23
BeyBlade
Once I beat that.
00:28:30
silkdong
What's your hour mark right now, Devin? you know?
00:28:33
BeyBlade
don't even know. No, not top my head.
00:28:35
Steve-O
you are right before, I would say, the beginning of Act 3. So you're still in Act 2, like, definitely, like, in the midpoint area.
00:28:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, man. So would you say I'm like halfway there?
00:28:50
Steve-O
i would say you're halfway there.
00:28:50
BeyBlade
More than halfway?
00:28:51
Steve-O
you yeah. Yeah.
00:28:51
BeyBlade
Okay, okay, okay, okay. um and And I'll be honest. I do everything before I go Like I went to every little island. I can only swim. I can't go underwater. I can't fly yet.
00:29:04
BeyBlade
So I've been doing that. But very, very special shout out because this batch goes...
00:29:11
Steve-O
I want to hear more about this game because been hearing it's crazy good.
00:29:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, this is game fucking rules. So it's ah barely a game. that's just like Let's just get that out of the way. It is like watching an episode of like Invincible or something like that.
00:29:26
silkdong
But you're making choices though, right?
00:29:27
BeyBlade
ah
00:29:28
silkdong
It's like it's like a...
00:29:28
BeyBlade
You're making choices. and like the So the first, I think there's a total of eight chapters. Only four are out. Four or five are out out right now.
00:29:37
Steve-O
yeah.
00:29:37
BeyBlade
um And I...
00:29:38
silkdong
ah This is getting good scores too.
00:29:40
BeyBlade
I'll be honest. I was little shocked by how quickly I was burning through them. Like I was like, oh my God, that felt like it was like 20 minutes.
00:29:47
Steve-O
yeah
00:29:47
BeyBlade
um But it's like legitimately smart. It's like well written, legitimately well written. Like um you play this Robbie Robertson who plays as he's a hero called Mecha Man.
00:30:05
BeyBlade
And yeah, it's Aaron Paul and his suit gets destroyed.
00:30:05
silkdong
Is that Aaron Paul?
00:30:10
BeyBlade
ah During a fight with ah this villain called Shroud who killed his killed his father. And um he is a very kind of like over it type of hero. He's like, yeah, he's definitely wizened. He's he's like a vet. He's a pro.
00:30:28
BeyBlade
But during like this initial sequence, he loses his suit. And he's like... Yeah, I guess I just got to retire because I don't have ah millions of dollars to make a new suit. So like, sorry.
00:30:41
BeyBlade
And then um he meets this character um Starblazer or something to that effect.
00:30:46
silkdong
that Abby?
00:30:48
BeyBlade
That's yeah the blonde, the blonde kind of superhero chick, Abby.
00:30:48
silkdong
Abby's voice?
00:30:52
silkdong
That's Laura Bailey.
00:30:53
BeyBlade
Yeah, Laura Bailey. And she like hits on she's she's like definitely coming on to you at this bar. um And then you find out like, you know, she's trying to basically get you to take this job at the dispatch, as a dispatcher.
00:31:10
BeyBlade
But, like, you know, obviously decisions may vary, but I ended up kissing her, and she's like, oh, I definitely gave you the wrong impression. I'm really sorry about that.
00:31:21
semendemon
Jesus. Hmm.
00:31:21
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:31:22
BeyBlade
oh dude, so so then, dude, I take this job, and then I get in a fight.
00:31:25
silkdong
ah
00:31:26
semendemon
her
00:31:27
BeyBlade
Like, so basically, and the game, here the game part of it, air quotes, game game um is you are you have a roster of characters. You have the worst of the worst characters.
00:31:39
BeyBlade
You basically have ah former villains that are trying to be heroes. ah So there's this character called Flambe who has fire powers. There's a character called Invisigal who can turn invisible, but only when she holds her breath.
00:31:54
BeyBlade
Also, is asthma is she has asthma. Uh, there's a character called Rook who's a bat, but every other mission he goes on, he turns into like a giant man bat monster.
00:32:09
BeyBlade
But his normal form is he's just a bat that goes to Harvard who can't stop talking about how he went to Harvard. Um, so there, and there's like a little demon lady called malevolence and it's just, they're fun characters, but basically,
00:32:22
BeyBlade
ah You're watching this dispatch board. An alert goes up, tells you kind of what they're looking for. Hey, we need a public speaker to like, you know, jazz up our shit. Hey, there's robbers.
00:32:33
BeyBlade
ah hey Hey, you need to protect the client. All of your heroes have different... um you know, like attribute points, right? Some are stronger combat. Some are stronger with charisma. Some are stronger with intelligence.
00:32:48
BeyBlade
And then throughout the throughout the dispatches, if you do a successful one, they get they can level up and they get points. And you have like shifts where you do that. But obviously the story kind of drives everything.
00:33:01
BeyBlade
So like your first dispatch is everybody just is... eating shit because no one's listening to you. The second one, you're going fire somebody. And then so all the heroes, you know, start fucking each other over, which makes your dispatch overall like a lot weaker. Like you keep failing missions because they're like, hey, I was trying to go to this thing and then so-and-so like threw me in the pool and, you know, now I can't go solve the crime or whatever.
00:33:29
BeyBlade
um But then there's like plots on this and then there's, a I'm already deep in a love triangle. And it's a good one, dude. um
00:33:39
silkdong
yeah You're into it.
00:33:39
BeyBlade
like One of the episodes, dude, one of the episodes starts. And, ah you know, I... I don't think this is a spoiler, but the other love interest is this chick by the Invisigal girl ah who's like a, you know, she's like a punk rock badass, kind of takes no shit.
00:34:00
BeyBlade
And clearly you guys don't like each other. And then one, like episode three or four starts and she has an like an aggressive sex dream about you. And it's it's aggressive and it's it's very, it's in your face.
00:34:15
BeyBlade
and And then like the whole, you know, rest of that day, she keeps staring at you and you're like, what is your fucking deal? You know, and then depending on your choices, things can happen. um But dude, it is just really fucking just it's an enjoyable little romp.
00:34:36
BeyBlade
I spent about two hours, I think, and I did the first like four. I'm caught up. you know, cause I think they're dropping, I think the rest of the, yeah, I honestly, I'd say it's like 20 minutes an episode, maybe 30.
00:34:44
silkdong
They're short.
00:34:48
semendemon
Thank you.
00:34:50
BeyBlade
Um, but then like, um, cause it's not like the old telltale games where you stand there and then you like walk around and then you can talk to him.
00:34:58
silkdong
Yeah.
00:34:59
BeyBlade
It's much more cinematic.
00:34:59
silkdong
Right, right, right.
00:35:00
Steve-O
It's all show.
00:35:01
BeyBlade
Um, yeah, it's like all shows.
00:35:01
silkdong
Oh, okay, okay.
00:35:03
BeyBlade
So it's really moving. Um, But yeah, I think the rest of the episodes are go are due to come out by the end of November. I think it's like November, you know, this Friday, next Friday, the Friday after that.
00:35:12
Steve-O
OK.
00:35:16
BeyBlade
All the rest are should be, you know, out. And man, it's just really good. I don't know. It's kind of like one of the best shows I've watched in a weird way.
00:35:28
silkdong
man, okay.
00:35:29
Steve-O
Hey, that's awesome.
00:35:29
silkdong
Interesting.
00:35:29
semendemon
Okay.
00:35:30
BeyBlade
ah It's I think it's I mean, you know, it's probably too rich.
00:35:33
semendemon
Is it weird to say that I kind of want to wait until it's finished? Like then I'll pick it all up.
00:35:37
BeyBlade
No, it's fine. But like I said, like it's going to be done by the end of the month.
00:35:40
semendemon
Okay.
00:35:41
BeyBlade
So like if you picked it up now, by the time you probably get around to it, it'll be done. um But yeah, man.
00:35:51
silkdong
It's very it's verified on Steam deck, Chris, I'm sure it'll be running okay.
00:35:54
semendemon
Boom. That's all I needed.
00:35:55
BeyBlade
Boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. And you see some titty. You see some areolas.
00:36:03
silkdong
Oh, shit. Okay.
00:36:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude.
00:36:04
semendemon
right, David. All right.
00:36:06
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:36:06
silkdong
All right. I mean, say no say less, Bevan.
00:36:08
semendemon
Yeah.
00:36:08
BeyBlade
Dude, I'm saying it's a Goonie game.
00:36:11
silkdong
Okay.
00:36:12
BeyBlade
And then ah there's a Superman-esque character called Phenomena Man. And nobody knows how to say his name right.
00:36:19
semendemon
Phenomenon man.
00:36:20
BeyBlade
Yeah, and he's... It's ah it's just... It's a hoot, dude. I really am ah enjoying it. And in a way, it was like kind of perfect that I... Because I touched that first before getting back into Claire Obscure because I was like...
00:36:37
BeyBlade
I don't know. Let's let's see. I got a little nervous. And then it was just kind of like, you know, two hours here, caught up. Now I'm back up. Put my hard hat on. Back to work. ah Trying to kill a paint a paintress.
00:36:51
semendemon
Get that paintress.
00:36:51
BeyBlade
So we'll see.
00:36:54
BeyBlade
But, yeah.
00:36:55
silkdong
yeah
00:36:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, man. Dispatch.
00:36:58
silkdong
Yeah, I might um might play this too.
00:36:59
BeyBlade
John, you might throw up.
00:36:59
silkdong
I might try to play this.
00:37:00
BeyBlade
I think it's like $25. Might be $30. that Might be too rich for your blood.
00:37:03
silkdong
I'm looking up. It's $29.99. It's twenty nine ninety nine so it's it's ah it's a tough pill to swallow, but I just...
00:37:06
BeyBlade
Okay. All right.
00:37:10
Steve-O
um waiting I'm waiting for that December Christmas sale.
00:37:10
silkdong
Expedition 33. So, we'll see.
00:37:12
semendemon
Aha.
00:37:14
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:37:14
semendemon
There it is.
00:37:14
silkdong
i just dropped i just dropped forty bucks on um <unk>re obscure expedition thirty three so
00:37:20
semendemon
<unk>
00:37:20
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:37:21
semendemon
there it is
00:37:21
BeyBlade
I'll be honest.
00:37:22
silkdong
so we'll say
00:37:22
BeyBlade
i this is This is lame. This is truly a lame sentence that's going to come out of my mouth.
00:37:28
silkdong
But I think I'm in love with some of the NPCs in this game.
00:37:30
BeyBlade
No, I bought it almost solely to support the studio because I was like, dude, these guys need help.
00:37:32
semendemon
Thank you.
00:37:36
Steve-O
Oh, the Telltale hanger on
00:37:38
BeyBlade
It's like the new tell- I don't know if they need help.
00:37:38
silkdong
Oh, they need help? Oh. because
00:37:40
BeyBlade
I don't know they...
00:37:40
silkdong
I was going to say, I was gonna say oh i bought Silksong on Steam again to to help out the studio that clearly doesn't need any help right now.
00:37:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:37:50
Steve-O
okay You're just helping. You're doing your help
00:37:53
silkdong
The three people that are fucking eating right now that made Hollow Knight
00:37:55
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're going to buy their second fucking jet with with that money. Jesus Christ.
00:38:02
silkdong
to add their second Epstein Island jet that they're go they're going to get exposed on soon.
00:38:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:38:05
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:38:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, come on, man. um Yeah, Dispatch really, yeah, I know we're not done it yet, but right now gets like full.
00:38:11
silkdong
But yeah.
00:38:15
silkdong
Okay, so it's so it's it's says's hot high praise from you?
00:38:18
BeyBlade
High praise, dude. And again, it like, if you're looking for a game game, like this ain't it, like truly.
00:38:20
silkdong
Okay.
00:38:26
BeyBlade
um it's It's pretty, like the Dispatch part can be fun and like, I very much enjoy that there's a story element that's like intertwined directly into the gameplay, if that's what you want to call it.
00:38:38
silkdong
Right.
00:38:39
BeyBlade
Um, but it's, you know, it's not silksong, right? It's not Claire obscure. It's not, a not at all, but it's, it's still fun because like, you know, I had to fire, i had to fire a hero for my team.
00:38:46
silkdong
it's not ah It's not a skill expressive game where you can... Damn.
00:38:56
Steve-O
You get to pick?
00:38:56
BeyBlade
I mean, you get a choice between two and, um, as of, yeah, it's like their new, yeah, it's like a new studio.
00:38:57
silkdong
a
00:39:00
Steve-O
oh
00:39:01
silkdong
Wait, so this isn't a Telltale, guys, that made this? Like, independently? Okay.
00:39:07
Steve-O
They branched.
00:39:07
BeyBlade
Um,
00:39:08
Steve-O
They branched away.
00:39:10
BeyBlade
It's a cool name too. I think it's called like second, second deck or, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:14
silkdong
Ad hoc. Ad hoc studio.
00:39:20
silkdong
Okay.
00:39:22
silkdong
I mean, anything with Aaron Paul. You know, i'm not it's going to be hard to say no.
00:39:25
BeyBlade
Aaron Paul, ah Jeffrey Wright's in it, dude.
00:39:26
semendemon
Yeah?
00:39:27
Steve-O
Aaron Paul.
00:39:28
semendemon
that that That lights your fire?
00:39:29
silkdong
Oh, Jeffrey Wright. mean,
00:39:30
BeyBlade
Yeah. Jeffrey Wright.
00:39:31
semendemon
Oh, Jeffrey Wright, yeah.
00:39:31
BeyBlade
Uh, you know, I,
00:39:32
silkdong
who else is in this? Oh, Moist Critical's in this.
00:39:36
BeyBlade
yeah, yeah.
00:39:36
semendemon
oh
00:39:36
BeyBlade
He's, he's the back guy.
00:39:37
semendemon
Oh.
00:39:38
BeyBlade
He's the back guy.
00:39:39
silkdong
Oh, Jacksepticeye's in this. Interesting.
00:39:41
BeyBlade
Yeah, I have no. Oh, I probably and don't really know some of these guys, but. Yeah.
00:39:45
semendemon
Who's Jacksepticeye?
00:39:46
silkdong
hesa He's this Australian YouTube gamer.
00:39:47
Steve-O
He's ah another content guy, right?
00:39:51
silkdong
His Silksong review is, my as I think, my favorite review because he fucking cries about how hard it is, but then explains later like why the game is worth playing and why why it's the best game.
00:40:05
Steve-O
I think he's Irish.
00:40:07
silkdong
Is he Irish?
00:40:07
Steve-O
He's Irish.
00:40:08
BeyBlade
yeah
00:40:08
semendemon
Irishman. irishman
00:40:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's funny though, because it's like actor, actress, actor, actor, content, like voice actor, YouTuber, YouTuber.
00:40:19
silkdong
YouTuber. YouTuber.
00:40:23
silkdong
What is Alana Pierce? Where does she fall in that? Journalist or writer? she wrote Didn't she write God of War?
00:40:28
BeyBlade
No, you know, she didn't write God of War. She worked at Sony for a minute though. But yeah, she started, she was like,
00:40:34
silkdong
Oh, fucking Leon Kennedy is in this. Matthew Mercer. Okay.
00:40:38
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, that's what I meant. like you know You go to like voice actor and then you get the YouTuber.
00:40:41
silkdong
Alright. Leon's in this? You didn't tell me Leon was in the game.
00:40:44
BeyBlade
I'm sorry.
00:40:45
silkdong
Shit.
00:40:46
BeyBlade
You know, it's funny. I mean, I don't really know who they play at this point. I'm sure I can look it up. but Wait, let's see. ah Oh, damn. Hold on. Hold on.
00:40:58
BeyBlade
Okay, so Aaron Paul is this guy. Aaron Yvette is blonde blazer. Laura Bailey's Invisigal. Oh.
00:41:09
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:41:10
silkdong
Oh, see now
00:41:10
BeyBlade
Yo, dude. Yo, dude. Moist Critical is Sonar the Bat Guy. um Jacksepticeye is Punch-Up. That's who I thought he'd be. He's like a... Okay.
00:41:24
BeyBlade
ah Who the fuck is Matty Mercer, dude?
00:41:27
semendemon
You mind, Matty Mercer's in it?
00:41:30
BeyBlade
Oh, he plays the villain. This is kind of spoiler, ah Wikipedia.
00:41:34
semendemon
Trout. Yeah, he makes good notes.
00:41:35
Steve-O
Damn, spoilers.
00:41:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:41:36
Steve-O
ya Don't look at this, man.
00:41:37
BeyBlade
Yeah. Fucking Vincent Valentine, dude. No, thank you.
00:41:41
Steve-O
But you're having a good time?
00:41:41
BeyBlade
Anyway.
00:41:42
silkdong
That's...
00:41:42
Steve-O
Having a blast?
00:41:43
BeyBlade
Dude. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Like, ah I kind of wish there was a demo, but also I feel like it's legitimately like a quarter of the game if there were to be a demo released.
00:41:56
Steve-O
You can't make a demo of that.
00:41:57
BeyBlade
ah But it's just.
00:42:02
BeyBlade
It's just cool. It's just visually cool because it's, it just, it sounds so lame, especially in modern day, but I'm like, it's like playing a show.
00:42:11
Steve-O
Oh, there fucking is a demo.
00:42:13
BeyBlade
ah well fucking jump on that. Download that demo.
00:42:17
silkdong
Is it the first chapter or like part of the first chapter?
00:42:18
BeyBlade
It's gotta be. It's gotta be.
00:42:20
Steve-O
I linked it.
00:42:22
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. Right. A direct tales from the borderlands. Wolf among us.
00:42:30
Steve-O
There you go.
00:42:30
BeyBlade
Check it out, dude.
00:42:32
silkdong
The animation looks like, um it reminds me of um Creature Commandos a little bit, like the ah style.
00:42:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, a little bit. little bit. And, man.
00:42:38
Steve-O
I can see that.
00:42:45
silkdong
Okay, yeah, maybe I will play this.
00:42:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, I really want you guys to try this, actually. This is like, I'm not going to respect any of you until you do.
00:42:53
Steve-O
Eh, you didn't respect this anyway.
00:42:53
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, there's a big, ah there's a big, like, clay-faced looking guy.
00:42:55
semendemon
yeah yeah
00:42:59
BeyBlade
He's not, he doesn't. He's just a big guy. He's a big guy named Golem. ah Anyway, yeah, the game fucking rips. Check it out. But ah also, I'm just to throw it out there.
00:43:12
BeyBlade
Two things. ah I may have said this last week, but I beat Ghost of Yotei. Officially ran credits.
00:43:18
semendemon
Boom.
00:43:19
Steve-O
boom
00:43:20
BeyBlade
All six are done.
00:43:21
semendemon
Finished.
00:43:22
BeyBlade
Yotei's six. And I, let's guys.
00:43:23
semendemon
Done. History.
00:43:25
BeyBlade
I did it, though. I found the fun in Ball Pit.
00:43:29
silkdong
Okay, so you you're you're walking that back now?
00:43:30
BeyBlade
I was like, okay.
00:43:31
semendemon
You cracked the code.
00:43:33
BeyBlade
I don't know if I'm walking it back because like while I did find it and then it did turn into like a three-hour session of me going and like, just staring at my screen.
00:43:43
BeyBlade
um I kind of put it down and i was like, I could easily just not play this ever again at the same time. Because it has this weird farming sim in it that I cannot stand.
00:43:58
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
00:43:58
BeyBlade
And it's kind of...
00:43:59
silkdong
What's wrong with farming, Sims?
00:43:59
BeyBlade
it's Because you can only farm between your runs and you send them out to you know kind of farm, but they act just like the bouncy balls do.
00:44:12
BeyBlade
So if you send them straight, they're just going to go straight back and bounce. So then you want them to like bounce around your town and then like you can only do so much.
00:44:19
semendemon
Straight balls and back, right?
00:44:21
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's it's just... it's It's fucking annoying, to be honest. Like... Yeah, it's it's I found the fact that the game is a game, you know, and it's OK. I get why people were going crazy for it.
00:44:37
BeyBlade
But at the end of the day, I still don't know if it's really for me. But we can do. I'm just glad I'm not psychotic anymore.
00:44:46
semendemon
Hmm.
00:44:47
BeyBlade
i I literally thought i no I thought I was going crazy, dude.
00:44:47
semendemon
I don't know about that. I don't know about that, Devin.
00:44:51
BeyBlade
Yeah, maybe not.
00:44:52
silkdong
Yeah, you're pretty psychotic.
00:44:53
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:44:54
Steve-O
I don't think so, Dev.
00:44:55
BeyBlade
Oh, all right, guys. Whatever, guys.
00:44:59
semendemon
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:01
BeyBlade
Also, I finished ah Dragon Ball Daima. i finished the...
00:45:05
silkdong
Daima.
00:45:06
BeyBlade
I started that a few weeks back.
00:45:06
Steve-O
That's the anime, right? The newest anime?
00:45:09
BeyBlade
That's the the
Dragon Ball's Cultural Impact
00:45:10
BeyBlade
final...
00:45:10
silkdong
Anime.
00:45:11
BeyBlade
That is the final Dragon Ball anime by Akira Toriyama before he passed away.
00:45:17
Steve-O
Damn.
00:45:17
BeyBlade
It was kind of cute. I was, like, mansplaining Super Saiyan 4 to Jenny. was like, well, see, because it's like it was in GT, but GT technically isn't canon.
00:45:28
BeyBlade
Like, technically, I mean, it's not canon, but, like, he kind of fucking threw you a bone. He threw you a bone. It's almost like he knew he was going to die.
00:45:34
Steve-O
And he made it Canada.
00:45:35
BeyBlade
he fucking He fucking made it rip. He made a roll. Man, that... Dragon Ball is just... It's just, like, the best anime, I think. Yeah, I...
00:45:45
Steve-O
Ever?
00:45:47
BeyBlade
du yeah
00:45:47
silkdong
I thought it didn't count as an anime to some people.
00:45:48
BeyBlade
ah
00:45:51
BeyBlade
To who? They're wrong. It's like the anime, dude.
00:45:53
semendemon
No, it's not an anime.
00:45:54
silkdong
I'm just saying.
00:45:55
semendemon
It's a romantic comedy.
00:45:55
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's...
00:45:55
silkdong
Just saying.
00:45:57
BeyBlade
Dude, like... Yeah, man, I know it's basic and it's super vanilla to be like, oh, Dragon Ball is like the best anime ever. But like...
00:46:04
semendemon
who It is.
00:46:06
BeyBlade
Dude, it's kind of like... um It's like a Nintendo Zelda or like Mario game where it's just like...
00:46:08
Steve-O
Oh, Devin.
00:46:12
Steve-O
That's fair.
00:46:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, listen, it's still going to fucking roll. It doesn't matter if it's going to be this, that, know, it's just still going to be like, Hey, check this thing out.
00:46:21
silkdong
Thank you.
00:46:21
BeyBlade
And like in a bubble, it fucking rips and, uh, it's amazing. So deal with it. You know, what are you going to So.
00:46:32
semendemon
Well, Devin, me and you, we saw a movie, too.
00:46:37
BeyBlade
Yeah, we saw, uh, I saw, I saw a few, but, uh, yeah, the most recent.
00:46:39
semendemon
Yeah, yeah. Oh, you did.
00:46:43
BeyBlade
Oh yeah. Yeah, we did. But ah the most recent is ah we saw Begonia.
00:46:44
semendemon
Okay.
00:46:47
BeyBlade
The new Yorgos drop.
00:46:48
semendemon
Begonia.
00:46:50
silkdong
Bugunia. Bugunia.
00:46:52
semendemon
the You know, got a nice Devin Kopech character in it, too, which is really cool.
00:46:56
BeyBlade
Excuse me. We had a nice put lot of character in it. I think.
00:47:01
silkdong
Was it Todd? Was it todd
00:47:04
BeyBlade
that
00:47:04
semendemon
dain
00:47:05
silkdong
is Todd? Is Todd your character, Devin?
00:47:06
BeyBlade
it's yeah It's Chris and me arguing about who's Todd's cousin.
00:47:10
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:47:10
BeyBlade
Which one of us is Todd's cousin, basically.
00:47:12
silkdong
Hmm.
00:47:13
semendemon
I know what his name is.
00:47:17
BeyBlade
Um, yeah.
00:47:17
semendemon
It's done.
00:47:20
BeyBlade
What? What Chris? Say
00:47:21
semendemon
yeah I'm not saying anything.
00:47:22
BeyBlade
Hey, Chris.
00:47:23
semendemon
Anyway, love this movie.
00:47:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, okay.
00:47:24
semendemon
anyway i um i love this movie I really did um retrospect. And I had to really kind of think about if it was better than, than poor things or not, because I really loved poor things.
00:47:36
silkdong
i thought I thought you were going to say but one battle after another. was it Was it as good as that?
00:47:44
BeyBlade
No. No. it's It's a confident no.
00:47:48
semendemon
No, no.
00:47:48
BeyBlade
That doesn't mean it's bad. It just means no
00:47:51
silkdong
I mean, it's just a question I asked you guys.
00:47:53
semendemon
Yeah, it's fair.
00:47:53
silkdong
I don't mean to pull your arm.
00:47:54
semendemon
It's fair. I think, I think about it because I do think, if i Maybe if I saw this first,
00:48:05
silkdong
That would have been your number one?
00:48:05
semendemon
it could have pushed me. I don't know.
00:48:07
silkdong
until, until. Interesting.
00:48:08
semendemon
Maybe I need to see both again, which I will. you know i would love that.
00:48:12
silkdong
I do want to watch one battle after another again.
00:48:15
semendemon
um I love this movie. i However, I don't think it's better than Four Things.
00:48:24
semendemon
That's just a personal thing, I think, though. I think this is...
00:48:27
BeyBlade
I liked four things more, I think.
00:48:28
silkdong
Was it better than, um, than Terminator 2, though? That's what I would like to know.
00:48:31
Steve-O
um
00:48:34
BeyBlade
No.
00:48:35
Steve-O
the t2 challenge
00:48:35
semendemon
man
00:48:36
BeyBlade
Chris? Yeah. Careful, Chris.
00:48:37
semendemon
neither was one battle after another you really want to get you want to get affected
00:48:42
BeyBlade
Fair. That's fair.
00:48:43
silkdong
It's pretty quiet. I don't know.
00:48:44
Steve-O
that's fair that's fairness's
00:48:45
BeyBlade
That's fair. No, no, that's accurate. That's accurate.
00:48:48
silkdong
Okay. All right.
00:48:48
semendemon
that's just that's just the way the
00:48:49
BeyBlade
Yeah.
Film Analysis: Begonia and Comparisons
00:48:50
BeyBlade
um So i I had a complaint that I felt like the movie just felt like really long. And then I looked it up. It's only... I say only. It's two hours like flat.
00:48:50
semendemon
cookie crumbles merchantly
00:49:00
semendemon
I'd love, I had no problem with the pacing.
00:49:00
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:49:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:49:03
semendemon
I was not at all. That didn't affect me at all. I, I, I thought like I was enraptured by it specifically by how violent it was.
00:49:07
BeyBlade
It is.
00:49:13
semendemon
i was not expecting that.
00:49:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:49:16
semendemon
That was a, a part of it that, ah that was, very, it was pretty shocking in general.
00:49:17
BeyBlade
and this
00:49:23
semendemon
Um,
00:49:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's just it's just a lot of it's just like a lot of talking and then things happen in the order that they're talking about it, which isn't bad.
00:49:31
semendemon
Yeah.
00:49:33
BeyBlade
It's just like not hyper entertaining.
00:49:34
semendemon
It's not as complex as, it's not as complex as something like poor things, which is why I think poor things is poor things is a Tim Burton movie for poor things is a Tim Burton movie for like adults, you know, like an, an R rated, wonderful, mature film.
00:49:38
silkdong
you
00:49:42
BeyBlade
Yeah, like poor things is a journey, dude. like
00:49:49
BeyBlade
That's pretty fair. That's actually from really good description.
00:49:55
semendemon
And this, it just doesn't have that level of of style and complexity. Yeah. that that poor thing says but
00:50:02
BeyBlade
Yeah. And it's got, it's got good, performance it's got really good performance. I think performances that will probably age better with time, especially upon like maybe multiple viewings.
00:50:13
semendemon
i think the past couple films including it i'm you know eddington this and one bad officer or another they're all kind of hovering around the same shit you know pile that is america uh
00:50:26
BeyBlade
but but Yeah.
00:50:27
semendemon
Yeah. Like, if he and it's, it's, this one was the, I'd say the, probably the darkest, obviously. Yeah, definitely the darkest considering, considering everything that happens.
00:50:39
BeyBlade
It's pretty dark. It's pretty dark, dude.
00:50:42
semendemon
um You know, Eddington was dark, um but yeah this shares a lot of DNA with Eddington too. I feel like it's all like how,
00:50:53
semendemon
People's conspiracy theories are absolutely fucking bonkers stupid. And actually seeing them with your own eyes, you're like, oh my god, this is so dumb. You know? Like, it is so completely wacky.
00:51:07
semendemon
um Yeah. It's just, I love it. I really do. ah really do.
00:51:18
semendemon
don't know if I love it as much as One Bell After None. Because I'm a P.T.
00:51:23
BeyBlade
Mm-hmm.
00:51:23
semendemon
Anderson boy. All things. And I really break it down. That guy's great. And I love. This is like. This is like his. One bout after another. I was thinking about. It was like his.
00:51:35
semendemon
Once upon a time in Hollywood. Like. It has the most heart. Of all of his movies. That he's made. And. It's like. The.
00:51:45
semendemon
The older director. Like honing his craft down to. A laser beam. Um, those movies share a lot of similar technique, you know?
00:52:00
semendemon
yeah. Anyway, I can talk about those movies. There's some really great movies this year. That's just, that's the end of it, you know?
00:52:07
BeyBlade
yeah
00:52:08
semendemon
And looks like there's going to be more, which is really cool with Frankenstein looks fucking awesome.
00:52:10
Steve-O
yeah year's not over yet think that comes out on netflix later this week it's like the fifth or the seventh yeah
00:52:19
BeyBlade
it's in like a week or two i think it's like november something like that yeah frankenstein
00:52:23
semendemon
That sounds about right. umm i'm done Frankenstein is something I'm very very excited for.
00:52:32
BeyBlade
ah Bride of Frankenstein? Not not so excited, I've said i said this before, but um my guess for that that bride that Bride of Frankenstein movie with um Christian Bale, I think the Bride is going to get...
00:52:35
semendemon
Yeah, that one looks like all i'll sizzle, no steak, if you will.
00:52:40
Steve-O
That's sad.
00:52:54
BeyBlade
um she's going to get really well lauded with, you know, people are going say she did a great job. I think Christian Bale is going to get fucking trashed. I think they're going to make fun of them.
00:53:05
BeyBlade
I think they're like, whatever accent and like direction he's going with is terrible. And I think it's just going to be like a, a Tom Hardy Bane type situation.
00:53:16
semendemon
You think he's going to get the Razzie?
00:53:18
BeyBlade
Dude, he might get a Razzie dude.
00:53:19
semendemon
Woo!
00:53:20
Steve-O
They're going to raz the bail?
00:53:20
semendemon
Razzie alert. Steve, get the ah get the alarm going.
00:53:23
BeyBlade
i mean, yeah.
00:53:24
Steve-O
Oh, ah yeah.
00:53:25
BeyBlade
yeah
00:53:26
Steve-O
um
00:53:26
semendemon
Get the raspberry alarm going, please. Thank you very much.
00:53:30
BeyBlade
ah November 7th for Guillermo's frank and Frankenstein Frankenstein Frankenstein Yeah Oh
00:53:35
semendemon
Fankenstein! Remember, it's the doctor.
00:53:42
Steve-O
Nah, fuck
Halloween Movie Reflections
00:53:43
Steve-O
it, dude.
00:53:43
semendemon
ah Damn it!
00:53:45
BeyBlade
Nah fuck that dog Fuck that
00:53:45
Steve-O
Nah, fuck it, dude.
00:53:47
semendemon
You're out. You're out on that.
00:53:48
Steve-O
Nah, man. The Doctor?
00:53:49
semendemon
It's...
00:53:50
Steve-O
this is Doctor Who?
00:53:50
semendemon
Yeah.
00:53:51
Steve-O
Come on!
00:53:52
semendemon
Yeah, I know. I know. You're right. We should just accept it.
00:53:54
BeyBlade
Also uh Quick shout out. Watched rewatched Suspiria 2018 on Halloween.
00:54:00
Steve-O
Suspense me, uh...
00:54:02
semendemon
Sheshi-ish.
00:54:03
BeyBlade
And I finished.
00:54:04
silkdong
i watched I watched Weapons for the first time.
00:54:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, you did.
00:54:08
Steve-O
I've been meaning to watch that. it's It's sitting there on HBO Max for me.
00:54:12
BeyBlade
Really, really good.
00:54:12
silkdong
It's so good. It's so good, Steve.
00:54:13
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:54:14
silkdong
You gotta watch it. I jumped a couple times.
00:54:16
Steve-O
i heard I heard the kid runs. I heard the kid runs funny. so
00:54:19
semendemon
Hmm.
00:54:20
silkdong
Dude, I didn't expect to jump. Did you guys jump in the theater when you fucking...
00:54:22
semendemon
Yeah.
00:54:23
BeyBlade
I think so.
00:54:24
semendemon
Devin did turn to me and said, I've seen scarier older women.
00:54:25
silkdong
Okay.
00:54:28
Steve-O
Damn.
00:54:30
silkdong
It was truly fucking terrifying. I gotta watch Barbarian now.
00:54:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:54:36
Steve-O
Barbarians.
00:54:36
BeyBlade
Oh, you should. i
00:54:37
semendemon
But baby.
00:54:38
Steve-O
Barbarians.
00:54:38
BeyBlade
I'll be honest. ah Barbarian's probably like more scary, but it's not as good.
00:54:45
silkdong
Like as a movie.
00:54:46
semendemon
Yes.
00:54:46
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:54:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:54:47
silkdong
The way the way this was like structured as a movie was pretty pretty incredible, I think.
00:54:47
semendemon
Though.
00:54:51
semendemon
I like Barbarian more though.
00:54:54
BeyBlade
Really?
00:54:54
silkdong
Okay.
00:54:55
semendemon
Yes.
00:54:56
BeyBlade
Okay. Well, you know, John, you got to.
00:54:57
semendemon
Yes, I do. I think I Devin, you're absolutely right. I don't.
00:55:01
silkdong
Is that on HBO Max too?
00:55:01
semendemon
I think it's a better made weapons, better made film.
00:55:03
Steve-O
And then after that, watch Malignant. Come on, go for the fucking trilogy, baby.
00:55:06
semendemon
yeah Get on the malignant train.
00:55:10
silkdong
is ah Is Barbarian on? What's Barbarian on?
00:55:12
BeyBlade
Dude, I fucking forgot about building it for a second.
00:55:13
Steve-O
but Let's find out.
00:55:14
silkdong
It's not on not on HBO Max.
00:55:15
semendemon
you forgot about Malignant. Really?
00:55:17
BeyBlade
Yeah, for like a minute, yeah.
00:55:17
Steve-O
um Barbarian, I'll look it up right now.
00:55:19
semendemon
for a minute.
00:55:21
Steve-O
Barbarian is on Hulu.
00:55:24
silkdong
I think I have It's on demand on YouTube TV?
00:55:26
semendemon
Ah, Mully Mully.
00:55:27
Steve-O
It's Hulu, YouTube TV.
00:55:32
silkdong
i have YouTube TV.
00:55:33
Steve-O
it says YouTube tv
00:55:34
semendemon
Watching Mully know was like getting into a warm bath for me. was so comforting.
00:55:37
Steve-O
Malignant is on nothing.
00:55:41
BeyBlade
perfect
00:55:41
Steve-O
Malignant is just dead.
00:55:41
silkdong
Alright, so, spoiler spoiler free, Devin Chris, what did you usually like what do you think is better?
00:55:42
semendemon
Like, I still make you like this? Oh, Lord.
00:55:48
silkdong
um Weapons or Hereditary?
00:55:52
semendemon
Hereditary.
00:55:53
BeyBlade
Hereditary.
00:55:54
silkdong
Okay, I feel the same.
00:55:55
semendemon
Yeah. that's I think that's pretty fair. Right?
00:55:59
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean, dude, Hereditary.
00:56:00
Steve-O
Hereditary on HBO Max.
00:56:01
BeyBlade
Hereditary's a fucking all-timer for me.
00:56:03
Steve-O
And that is, that's in cinema again?
00:56:04
BeyBlade
It's an instant classic.
00:56:05
silkdong
Yeah, like a masterpiece, yeah.
00:56:06
semendemon
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:56:08
Steve-O
Hold on. A24X IMAX presents Hereditary?
00:56:11
silkdong
What? Are we going? I hit the button.
00:56:13
BeyBlade
You live?
00:56:13
Steve-O
dude. I think we missed it, dude.
00:56:15
silkdong
Wait, let me see.
00:56:15
Steve-O
we I think we missed it.
00:56:16
silkdong
Oh, because it's not fucking Halloween anymore.
00:56:18
Steve-O
it was a special event April 24th, 2024. Never mind. What the fuck? We're a year late.
00:56:24
BeyBlade
You're year late. I didn't expect.
00:56:26
semendemon
he didn't know i was she nominated for Golden Globe okay that's all I'm just checking
00:56:27
Steve-O
You didn't know.
00:56:29
silkdong
so the Tony, did Tony, did Tony Collette get nominated at least?
00:56:29
BeyBlade
I didn't know until you tried to tell me. No, dude.
00:56:34
Steve-O
And I'll be.
00:56:34
BeyBlade
That's why I was so mad.
00:56:35
silkdong
What the fuck?
00:56:39
BeyBlade
Maybe a Golden Globe, but not an Oscar. Not the one that mattered.
00:56:44
silkdong
What in Christ's name?
00:56:44
BeyBlade
ah No shade. No, it's it's insane.
00:56:46
Steve-O
and i be
00:56:47
silkdong
Oh, no, she... Let me see. She...
00:56:48
BeyBlade
It's insane that she wasn't nominated for that.
00:56:50
silkdong
No, no Golden Globe. i'm looking at the...
00:56:52
semendemon
wow blow blow me Golden Globes.
00:56:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's like the ultimate like I feel like that was the last straw of like hard not getting its its due daps. It's like, com what are we?
00:57:03
silkdong
Even though weapon Weapons is getting, like, fucking, like, um, like, Best Picture stuff, though.
00:57:06
BeyBlade
And now.
00:57:08
semendemon
Original screenplay, give that a nom. Give that a nom. At least. At least.
00:57:12
silkdong
Weapons? Yeah.
00:57:13
semendemon
at least
00:57:15
silkdong
You know who you know who's surprised who I like fucking loved? Fucking Han Solo.
00:57:21
BeyBlade
Alden...
00:57:22
silkdong
Alden R.
00:57:23
BeyBlade
Alden...
00:57:23
silkdong
Argenreich or whatever.
00:57:23
BeyBlade
Alden... mean, right?
00:57:23
semendemon
Yeah, he was quite good in that, wasn't he?
00:57:24
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:57:24
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:57:25
silkdong
he was really good in that movie, dude.
00:57:27
BeyBlade
Do you have eight?
00:57:29
silkdong
I was like, oh man.
00:57:31
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, he does some the best line reads in that whole fucking movie.
00:57:34
semendemon
I personally am a fan of the the addicted character in it. He is my favorite by far.
00:57:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:57:43
semendemon
I loved everything about him. It's my favorite part of the movie. Easily the best chapter. Yeah. Yeah. And it nailed it, nail but like every little thing about addicts.
00:57:56
semendemon
Oh, my Lord. was beautiful.
00:57:58
silkdong
I kind of hope they don't do a prequel or whatever they're saying. Because I kind of ah kind of like it as a standalone thing.
00:58:01
semendemon
Yeah, i don't you don't need that.
00:58:05
semendemon
You don't need it.
00:58:06
silkdong
Like, imagine if if they were like, oh, there's a hereditary prequel. I'd be like, ew, why? We don't need that. um
00:58:13
semendemon
Actually, wasn't that...
00:58:14
silkdong
I mean, maybe maybe we do. Maybe we need it, actually.
00:58:16
semendemon
Wasn't...
00:58:16
BeyBlade
What?
00:58:17
semendemon
Oh, yeah.
00:58:18
silkdong
Now that I think about it, and die that would be pretty...
00:58:18
BeyBlade
yeah
00:58:18
semendemon
Didn't... Didn't Ari Aster talk about that?
00:58:23
BeyBlade
what
00:58:23
silkdong
I don't know. Did he...
00:58:24
semendemon
Well, after Eddington didn't make any money, he was considering doing a hereditary scene.
00:58:28
silkdong
Oh, he needs a vacation.
00:58:30
semendemon
He needs money.
00:58:31
BeyBlade
He needs to fucking make something that isn't. i don't know. don't know.
00:58:36
silkdong
Yeah, because Hereditary is like... That's a special movie. love everything
00:58:40
semendemon
The more... the Eddington is wonderful. It is so good. The more i think about it...
00:58:45
BeyBlade
I just.
00:58:46
semendemon
I think about it all the time.
00:58:46
BeyBlade
Hereditary just makes me mad because I was tricked and I think i'll I'll love everything that guy does.
00:58:52
BeyBlade
And I'm like, oh.
00:58:52
silkdong
i love everything i love everything he does.
00:58:53
semendemon
I think I do too.
00:58:55
BeyBlade
I don't.
00:58:55
silkdong
i'm not I'm a fucking, I'm a pure, I'm a pure sicko Ari Aster super stan.
00:58:56
BeyBlade
I definitely don't.
00:58:57
semendemon
i think I'm in it. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah.
00:59:01
silkdong
Day Zero, any movie he does.
00:59:02
BeyBlade
It's not that it's – it's definitely interesting.
00:59:04
silkdong
He's done, hey, he's doing a Star Wars spinoff movie? I'm there, Day Zero.
00:59:08
semendemon
Yeah, I'm in too.
00:59:09
silkdong
I don't care.
00:59:10
semendemon
That's like, I also agree.
00:59:11
silkdong
He's doing, he's doing a Pixar, he's doing a Pixar, he's doing Toy Story 6? I'm in. Day Zero, Day Zero.
00:59:18
semendemon
ah think he's right.
00:59:19
silkdong
Because it's gonna be sick.
00:59:20
semendemon
John's right.
00:59:21
silkdong
But yeah, like, Hereditary was different though, cause like, All you heard when that came out was like, oh, it's the fucking... It's the new Exorcist. It's this, it's this. And you hear that all the time with every horror movie. But this one actually, like, lived up to it.
00:59:35
silkdong
Like, you get Exorcist, you get Lil' Rosemary's Baby in there, too. Like, you get all the... Ugh. Gets under your skin, that movie, dude. Like, I couldn't stop thinking about it for, like... I couldn't stop looking shit up on the demon payment.
00:59:49
silkdong
Like, afterwards.
00:59:50
semendemon
Yeah, he really, he ties into that primordial evil and fear. Right?
00:59:56
silkdong
Who's higher on the tier list? Payman or Pazuzu? Well, who's more dangerous?
01:00:00
semendemon
Pazuzu did lot of damage.
01:00:03
silkdong
In a walk?
01:00:04
BeyBlade
He's a one of like...
01:00:04
silkdong
In a walk?
01:00:05
semendemon
He did lot of damage, dog.
01:00:06
BeyBlade
But Payman's like one of the 13 kings of hell or something like that.
01:00:09
semendemon
So is Pazuzu.
01:00:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, maybe.
01:00:12
silkdong
Pazuzu's basically Satan, though, if you think about it.
01:00:12
BeyBlade
Maybe.
01:00:14
silkdong
He's like Satan's like fucking...
01:00:14
BeyBlade
Pazusa's a bitch, dude.
01:00:16
silkdong
You're a bitch.
01:00:18
semendemon
Yo, okay.
01:00:18
BeyBlade
I'll fucking say that.
01:00:19
semendemon
Get out of here, Dane.
01:00:19
BeyBlade
I'll fucking say that, dude.
01:00:20
silkdong
Yo, easy. Easy, Devin.
01:00:21
BeyBlade
Hold on.
01:00:21
silkdong
Easy.
01:00:22
BeyBlade
Hold on.
01:00:22
semendemon
Wait till Owen hears about this.
01:00:23
BeyBlade
I'm going to burn down a rainforest.
01:00:23
silkdong
We're having a demon off? Yeah, we're having demon off?
01:00:24
semendemon
Wait till Owen hears about this.
01:00:25
BeyBlade
um
01:00:25
silkdong
i'll get my
01:00:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:00:26
silkdong
I'll get my four-year-old to come in here and tell you why Pazooza's better.
01:00:28
BeyBlade
the Who's the better demon?
01:00:31
semendemon
Who has more lasting power?
01:00:31
silkdong
i just get chadging with good Goodbye, turtles in the Amazon.
01:00:33
BeyBlade
Yeah. Payman.
01:00:35
silkdong
You're you're dead now because Devin's looking this Make a choice, too.
01:00:38
BeyBlade
Who's the better demon? That's great matchup. um
01:00:45
silkdong
You got to tell it. Say, give me a definitive answer.
01:00:46
BeyBlade
yeah Okay, well, yeah, let's see.
01:00:49
silkdong
Who is more powerful?
01:00:50
BeyBlade
Verdict. Wow. ah Yeah, dude, what a fence-sitting bitch this thing is.
01:00:55
Steve-O
laughs
01:00:55
BeyBlade
If you're measuring control and intellect, Payman wins. If you're judged by ferocity and mythic dread, Pazuzu takes it.
01:01:02
silkdong
Yeah, dude.
01:01:03
semendemon
dim mythic dread baby
01:01:03
silkdong
Yeah, it's Pazuzu, dog.
01:01:04
BeyBlade
ah Better team. He rules legions. Payman rules legions, grants wisdom and acts with infernal authority. ah Pazuzu, a primal stormbringer capable sickness and protection alike.
01:01:17
silkdong
Bro.
01:01:17
BeyBlade
What a punk, dude.
01:01:18
silkdong
Bro.
01:01:19
semendemon
suck your dick suck my dick devin
01:01:19
silkdong
He's literally in the Exodus. Like, he's probably in the Bible somewhere.
01:01:21
BeyBlade
Okay, wait. Who would win the fighting? This is
01:01:27
silkdong
ah You wouldn't have fought Pavin or Pazuzu. Yeah.
01:01:31
semendemon
This is ripping him.
01:01:33
silkdong
This is where you're killing fucking wildlife and ah south of the equator.
01:01:33
semendemon
He
01:01:37
BeyBlade
No, the scenario is when the king meets the wind.
01:01:38
silkdong
um
01:01:39
BeyBlade
Oh, shit. um
Ari Aster's Horror Film Approach
01:01:43
semendemon
can't fight the wind.
01:01:43
BeyBlade
Dude, payment wins of in the block, dude.
01:01:47
silkdong
Really? That's what it's saying?
01:01:48
BeyBlade
Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out. Hold on, hold on. Let me get wrong.
01:01:50
silkdong
Don't make me ask my personal...
01:01:51
BeyBlade
Outcome analysis. Intelligence strategy.
01:01:52
silkdong
Don't make me ask my fiancé, Andy, chat my chat GPT.
01:01:56
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. says, intelligence, strategy, Paimon, elemental, physical power.
01:01:58
silkdong
Because...
01:01:58
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:02:01
BeyBlade
Oh, Pazuzu, summoning an army support, Paimon. Resistance, possession, and influence, Pazuzu. Paimon, Pazuzu, okay. Verdict, Paimon by strategy and control.
01:02:11
silkdong
Whoa.
01:02:12
BeyBlade
Loser, but with apocalyptic collateral, Pazuzu.
01:02:16
silkdong
So they're saying Payman's a rocker boy.
01:02:17
BeyBlade
Paimon would win the war, but...
01:02:18
silkdong
Payman is a cyberpunk rocker boy.
01:02:21
BeyBlade
Paimon is chest, Pazuzu is a hurricane.
01:02:21
silkdong
And Pazuzu...
01:02:25
semendemon
Can't fight a hurricane, Devin.
01:02:25
silkdong
Okay, I see that.
01:02:26
BeyBlade
So, slow out yeah.
01:02:27
silkdong
I see that, but I'll i'll pick a Hurricane over ah over Magnus Carlsen any day of the fucking week, to be honest.
01:02:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, okay.
01:02:31
semendemon
go with the hurricane.
01:02:34
BeyBlade
Okay, sure. Yeah, know that's cute.
01:02:36
silkdong
Yeah, the chess grandmaster is gonna beat a Hurricane?
01:02:36
BeyBlade
That's cute. Now listen, our AI gods have spoken, okay?
01:02:39
silkdong
Okay. Okay.
01:02:41
BeyBlade
I don't make the rules.
01:02:42
silkdong
Okay, alright, alright. It's fair, it's fair. fair. I'll back down. I'll back down.
01:02:48
BeyBlade
Yeah, careful. I don't want AM coming after ken't coming after me, dude. I need that fucking thing.
01:02:53
silkdong
Man, when
01:02:54
semendemon
going to turn you into a blob. You'll love it.
01:02:56
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm going to be a little gorilla caveman blob, dude.
01:02:58
semendemon
Nobody knows.
01:02:59
BeyBlade
I don't need that in my life.
01:02:59
semendemon
It's great.
01:03:00
silkdong
man what was the last time I watched it?
01:03:01
BeyBlade
And
01:03:02
silkdong
was the last time you guys watched The Red Tier? I should watch this again.
01:03:04
Steve-O
I think it it was like like around the time it came out.
01:03:06
silkdong
when we when it like When it came out, yeah. I made Sam watch it with me and now it's like, Every time it's like, oh, is it scary? Is it this? Is it that?
01:03:15
BeyBlade
and you're like, just shut up.
01:03:16
silkdong
I'm like, you know what?
01:03:17
BeyBlade
God
01:03:17
silkdong
I'll watch Weapons by myself, man, I guess.
01:03:21
BeyBlade
damn.
01:03:22
silkdong
Fine.
01:03:23
BeyBlade
It's wild.
01:03:24
silkdong
And then I'm like, and then I'm like texting her.
01:03:24
BeyBlade
It's wild.
01:03:25
silkdong
I'm like, dude, this movie's actually pretty fucking scary.
01:03:28
BeyBlade
the
01:03:28
silkdong
good thank you Good thing you decided not to watch it.
01:03:31
BeyBlade
Is she just in the other room and you're like, yo, can you call me real quick?
01:03:34
silkdong
Well, no, I mean, you know, I watched it on my lunch break.
01:03:36
semendemon
I think it hits a little different when you have a kid too.
01:03:36
silkdong
So she was at work.
01:03:39
semendemon
That one probably hit.
01:03:40
silkdong
What, Hereditary?
01:03:41
semendemon
No.
01:03:41
silkdong
or Oh, Weapons?
01:03:41
semendemon
Yeah.
01:03:42
silkdong
Yeah, yeah. like The whole concept is actually pretty terrifying, to be honest.
01:03:45
BeyBlade
yeah.
01:03:45
semendemon
yeah That's brutal.
01:03:47
silkdong
Just like the non-horror aspects of that movie are absolutely terrifying. so
01:03:51
semendemon
Apparently he said it was a lot to do with living with an alcoholic mother.
01:03:57
silkdong
Interesting.
01:03:59
semendemon
Yeah. That's where a lot of the ah scenes with his actual parents. What informs that. what what informed
01:04:06
silkdong
Craig? craigor Yeah, he's he's pretty sick. He's pretty sick. Ari Aster is probably the king of... He's the god of sick, though, if you think about it. Just in general.
01:04:16
semendemon
Yeah, there's something to it.
01:04:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's a sicko, dude.
01:04:17
silkdong
You can't out-sick Ari Aster in terms of...
01:04:20
semendemon
He just gets right to you, right under your skin, you know, in a lot of weight.
01:04:25
silkdong
He has surpassed just regular, just conventional horror. and just It's just real-life horror now that he's doing.
01:04:32
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
DC Comics Critiques and Character Development
01:04:33
semendemon
Yeah, that's the hard part to really recognize.
01:04:33
silkdong
So...
01:04:36
silkdong
Yeah...
01:04:36
semendemon
You don't want to, you don't want to see it, you yeah
01:04:40
silkdong
But yeah.
01:04:41
semendemon
Anyway.
01:04:41
silkdong
Anyway, Toy Story 6, written and directed by Ari Aster, I'm in.
01:04:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, 246, can I get a rip?
01:04:46
semendemon
In. Giving you my money.
01:04:47
silkdong
I'm in, baby.
01:04:47
semendemon
Giving you money, the Pixar.
01:04:49
BeyBlade
Oh, I finished a really bad DC arc, comic arc.
01:04:49
silkdong
Yeah.
01:04:53
silkdong
Buzz is afraid.
01:04:56
BeyBlade
Don't watch, don't read it, Absolute Power, one through four, do not read that.
01:05:00
Steve-O
Is that the the bad guy ones?
01:05:01
semendemon
So you read...
01:05:02
BeyBlade
That's the one that, yeah, that's the one that led right into the Absolute Unit. That's one that led right into Darkseid cooking.
01:05:09
semendemon
Right. Right.
01:05:10
Steve-O
e
01:05:10
BeyBlade
going on a generational run. So, uh,
01:05:13
semendemon
You know...
01:05:13
Steve-O
I read KO. I did read KO.
01:05:16
semendemon
you're right. See, you're caught up on KO.
01:05:17
BeyBlade
well, chaos. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, that wait. Are you buying all these chaos, Steve?
01:05:21
Steve-O
no I didn't buy KO. I just read the first one.
01:05:24
BeyBlade
Okay. Just the, yeah, no.
01:05:25
silkdong
Oh, yeah, it's out that's out on DC Infinite, DCKO, number one.
01:05:25
BeyBlade
All. Yeah. Yeah.
01:05:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:05:28
semendemon
I read Absolute Evil, actually. um And i I kind of like some of it, and I kind of don't. I don't know.
01:05:38
BeyBlade
who Who wrote it? Who's writing, i should say.
01:05:40
silkdong
Snyder?
01:05:41
semendemon
think it might be Scott Snyder...
01:05:41
silkdong
It's not the Snyder.
01:05:43
semendemon
a good question um it was fine i think it just gave up a little too much of the mystique of the world
01:05:50
Steve-O
o
01:05:53
BeyBlade
i know people were really mad about, what's his name? Green Arrow.
01:05:58
semendemon
uh well yeah i ain't saying shit about that um ain't touching that one ain't touching it um
01:05:59
BeyBlade
Pretty upset about Green Arrow.
01:06:01
Steve-O
possible spoilers
01:06:05
BeyBlade
a
01:06:09
BeyBlade
Yeah, absolute power, by the way, that's the event comic I read.
01:06:12
semendemon
I read that too, actually. i read that. That's awful.
01:06:15
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's really bad. Don't read it.
01:06:16
semendemon
That's butt cheeks. Absolute Evil, though, it's not terrible. And you get a little bit more insight actually into Absolute Joker too. um where he Where he comes from.
01:06:27
BeyBlade
oh. no
01:06:29
semendemon
But I just think it's a little too much. Like, I like... Like, I get it. i understand what's going on here. And I feel like this one just lays it out a little too neatly.
01:06:42
semendemon
uh for my liking but there is a nice setup at the end uh of the book so you that part i'm like okay i'm uh i'm in for the long haul maybe that was just what you needed to get people in the door in that first that first issue but um yeah was just it was a little too much explaining i think
01:06:42
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:06:47
BeyBlade
Yeah. That's pretty sick.
01:07:07
Steve-O
o
01:07:07
BeyBlade
Well, now i can get back to reading Dark Knight Metal.
01:07:11
Steve-O
I read the absolute Batman annual that came out this week. I bought it. I paid for it. I couldn't resist.
01:07:22
Steve-O
I was like, oh, can I wait a month?
01:07:23
silkdong
You need it, yeah.
01:07:25
Steve-O
I do.
01:07:25
BeyBlade
can Can I wait six months or whatever hobo plan?
01:07:26
Steve-O
Dude, that stuff that was coming out. I was like, I need to read this. And while it is like. It is its own thing. It is very much just like ancillary stuff.
01:07:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's an annual.
01:07:40
Steve-O
It's just absolute Batman being absolute Batman.
01:07:43
semendemon
okay
01:07:43
silkdong
That's cool.
01:07:43
Steve-O
and Just absolutely just give it just giving it to white supremacists. It's fantastic.
01:07:49
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:07:49
silkdong
To average Americans.
01:07:49
semendemon
i heard the one the one thing i the one thing i i heard that is the origin of the batmobile the absolute batmobile right
01:07:51
silkdong
You're average American. terror He's being a terrorist.
01:07:53
Steve-O
ah You know what?
01:07:53
silkdong
He's being a terrorist.
01:07:54
Steve-O
You know what?
01:07:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, he wants he wants you dead, dude.
01:07:56
silkdong
He wants you dead. DC Comics wants you dead. Guys.
01:08:04
Steve-O
i you know I do think it is kind of like a prequel to...
01:08:04
BeyBlade
don't know.
01:08:08
Steve-O
Well, there's there's definite definitely multiple stories in it. I do think the main story is a prequel to what happened in the actual like main run. Because it feels like a kind of like ah a little bit more of a younger Bruce Wayne.
01:08:23
semendemon
I also know about him meeting up with Wonder Woman too, right?
01:08:27
Steve-O
That's, I don't think, in the annual. That, I think, is a different story.
01:08:30
silkdong
i think that Isn't that Absolute Evil? Isn't that where that ah comes out?
01:08:34
semendemon
maybe Maybe that's the next issue.
01:08:35
silkdong
Isn't that crossover?
01:08:35
BeyBlade
that That's the thing.
01:08:36
semendemon
If that's the next issue...
01:08:37
BeyBlade
It's like I see something on the internet and I know I'm not going to read it for like two months.
01:08:40
semendemon
Yeah, I know!
01:08:41
silkdong
Yeah.
01:08:41
semendemon
It's such a kick in the pants. Same way. All right.
01:08:44
BeyBlade
God, yeah.
01:08:45
semendemon
same way
01:08:46
BeyBlade
It's tough. It's kind of tough.
01:08:47
semendemon
I'm like, I want that! I want know what they're like together! They love each other.
01:08:50
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:08:51
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
01:08:53
BeyBlade
Nah, dude. Dude, he's got that Brazilian baddie at home.
01:08:58
silkdong
She shows up too.
01:08:59
BeyBlade
Shows up, dude.
01:08:59
silkdong
The end of line.
01:09:02
semendemon
God,
01:09:02
silkdong
He's going to get his shit wet, as we used to say.
01:09:03
BeyBlade
Yeah. But yeah, no, dude, that art, I will say, the art that I saw in the annual, Batman doing fucking wrestling moves on people is...
01:09:05
semendemon
I love Epstein.
01:09:12
semendemon
Yeah, that's something, isn't it?
01:09:13
silkdong
The one-winged angel.
01:09:14
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, dude, I love that.
01:09:16
silkdong
I mean, why why shouldn't he?
01:09:16
BeyBlade
That's so sick.
01:09:18
silkdong
you know Look at him. He should be doing wrestling moves.
01:09:20
BeyBlade
Yeah, if you could do whatever you wanted to a human being, like physically, in terms of just like, I could fuck you up, why wouldn't you just go with the most dramatic, weird shit?
01:09:31
semendemon
I like when they were describing him in absolute evil though. They were like, he's a human. We think so he got
01:09:38
BeyBlade
I mean, kinda, yeah, like, Vegas retconned and like, oh, you're actually a Kryptonian or something, like, yeah, no, that checks out.
01:09:41
semendemon
I love that. Like just
01:09:49
BeyBlade
Fucking... You know whatever made Solomon Grundy? Yeah, that's you. You're just like a Hulk.
01:09:55
semendemon
fuck. Yeah.
01:09:58
BeyBlade
My bad.
01:09:58
semendemon
I would eat that with fucking spoon.
01:10:02
BeyBlade
Ew, dude.
01:10:04
semendemon
I'm sorry. That's fucking rad.
01:10:05
silkdong
I'll drink that, but yeah, absolute Batman's bath water.
01:10:05
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:10:06
Steve-O
meaning
01:10:09
silkdong
um much How much you spend it on that?
01:10:09
BeyBlade
Oh, man.
01:10:11
silkdong
That shit's probably grimy as hell.
01:10:12
BeyBlade
There's a lot of blood.
01:10:12
Steve-O
absolute absolute bat water yeah yeah it's a him and killer k croc
01:10:13
BeyBlade
There's a lot of blood in that.
01:10:14
semendemon
I'd like to see the bath that fits him.
01:10:16
BeyBlade
Dude, Absol Bat definitely pees in the tub.
01:10:17
silkdong
I know, right?
01:10:18
semendemon
That's what I want to know.
01:10:19
silkdong
where's he take Where's he taking a bath just in this fucking sewer because he can't even anywhere else?
01:10:25
silkdong
Yeah.
01:10:29
silkdong
Ugh.
01:10:31
BeyBlade
Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
01:10:31
silkdong
Anyway.
01:10:31
semendemon
Big bath. Big bath.
01:10:33
silkdong
Anyway.
01:10:33
semendemon
Big bath.
01:10:34
Steve-O
yeah read absolute batman if you're not
01:10:36
semendemon
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty obvious.
01:10:38
silkdong
I saw Mighty Keef started reading it too for the first time.
01:10:38
Steve-O
it
01:10:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah yeah
01:10:40
Steve-O
Yeah, that tweet was so good.
01:10:43
silkdong
Yeah. He's like into it now.
01:10:44
Steve-O
it was immediate.
01:10:45
silkdong
Everyone's like, dude.
01:10:45
Steve-O
It was an immediate. Yeah.
01:10:46
silkdong
Yeah.
01:10:47
BeyBlade
yeah man, there's just something that's really refreshing about a character that just gets, you know, it's like the internet will just be like, we crown you the thing we're just into no matter what.
01:11:00
semendemon
It's pure aura of absolute Batman.
01:11:01
BeyBlade
You know?
01:11:01
silkdong
It's almost almost two years now straight running.
01:11:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:11:04
silkdong
Absolute Batman is just completely fucking killing everything right now.
01:11:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:11:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean, remember, yeah, a few years ago, it was it was Baby Yoda.
01:11:07
silkdong
And why wouldn't it? Why wouldn't it be?
01:11:09
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
01:11:11
BeyBlade
Remember that? We were all having fun.
01:11:13
silkdong
You know, Absolute Batman is the Baby Yoda of 2025?
01:11:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's the new Baby Yoda, dude.
01:11:15
silkdong
Yeah,
01:11:16
BeyBlade
You're
01:11:17
semendemon
Coughing baby versus atomic Batman.
01:11:19
BeyBlade
a
01:11:20
silkdong
yeah versus... Yeah, Coffee Baby versus Absolute Joker.
01:11:24
semendemon
Yeah.
01:11:24
silkdong
Who wins?
01:11:25
Steve-O
I get bored when I see like actual Batman. No, I'm not going to lie, man.
01:11:28
silkdong
I know, right?
01:11:29
semendemon
Yo, dude, it's so hard to see him. i you
01:11:32
silkdong
Sucks.
01:11:33
Steve-O
It really does. i'm like, all right, whatever.
01:11:35
semendemon
I see him in these other comics and I'm like, hey, where what what happened?
01:11:35
BeyBlade
like, oh.
01:11:38
semendemon
What happened?
01:11:39
BeyBlade
Yo, did you know?
01:11:40
semendemon
Hmm.
01:11:41
BeyBlade
you know?
01:11:41
Steve-O
Why are you so small?
01:11:43
semendemon
but happened
01:11:43
BeyBlade
I don't know this is old news, but I didn't know Alfred's like dead in DC continuity.
01:11:49
Steve-O
oo When did that happen?
01:11:50
BeyBlade
I don't know. Bane fucking broke his neck.
01:11:53
silkdong
Damn.
01:11:54
Steve-O
They'll bring him back.
01:11:55
BeyBlade
I think Joker was really mad at about it.
01:11:55
silkdong
Did you see... Did you see...
01:11:57
BeyBlade
Was really mad about it.
01:11:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:58
silkdong
Did you guys see Like... Devin, do you see Scott Snyder's reply tweet replies to people that are like, oh, he's totally killing these guys.
01:12:05
BeyBlade
No, I haven't.
01:12:05
silkdong
And he just he would just respond being like, oh, I see his chest. I see his chest moving a little bit.
01:12:09
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, I did see that.
01:12:10
silkdong
He's breathing.
01:12:10
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, she's breathing.
01:12:11
silkdong
theyre like How did he survive? yeah The guy got three batarangs in the face and then got kneed in the face. He's like, nah, he's still alive.
01:12:18
BeyBlade
Dude.
01:12:19
silkdong
He's good. Scott Snyder's like, nah, he's still alive. He's good. He didn't break his code.
01:12:22
BeyBlade
He's like, dude, I wrote it. Yeah, he's like, I wrote it.
01:12:24
silkdong
Yeah, I wrote it. He's still alive. Don't worry.
01:12:30
silkdong
I love that shit, dude.
01:12:30
BeyBlade
do it pretty easy. We can just do whatever the fuck you want. You're like, ah, no, no, I wrote it. He's not dead.
01:12:36
semendemon
is brutalized.
01:12:38
silkdong
Yo, how long until Marvel offers Scott Snyder ah paycheck he can't say no to?
01:12:38
BeyBlade
said
01:12:43
BeyBlade
Dude, when that contract's up, he's getting the bag, dude.
01:12:46
silkdong
Yeah, I'm just saying.
01:12:47
BeyBlade
They're giving him the bag.
01:12:48
Steve-O
I've heard some rumors that Netflix is interested in Warner Brothers.
01:12:53
silkdong
Ooh.
01:12:53
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. I heard Netflix, Apple.
01:12:54
silkdong
Oh, you know what that means? The Snyderverse is back, baby!
01:12:58
semendemon
yeah
01:12:59
Steve-O
yeah
01:12:59
silkdong
Hell yeah, Netflix! He did Rebel Moon!
01:13:02
Steve-O
You got the wrong Snyder.
01:13:02
semendemon
Yeah.
01:13:04
Steve-O
It should have been Scott.
01:13:07
semendemon
Nope.
01:13:08
silkdong
Yeah, this is my...
01:13:09
semendemon
Welcome home.
01:13:09
silkdong
This is the real Snyderverse. Absolute Batman. Absolute universe is the real Snyderverse. And it's good.
01:13:15
semendemon
Yeah. Yeah, it's actually good.
01:13:19
Steve-O
there It is. It really is. And I'm excited for more DC KO. I'm excited for more absolute Batman. Like, I don't think I've been this rejuvenated in comics since, I don't know, rebirth, not rebirth.
01:13:28
silkdong
see...
01:13:33
Steve-O
Uh, well, no, I'm sorry.
01:13:33
silkdong
Nah, what? Ew.
01:13:35
Steve-O
What was the one that we kind of, when we were like sharing comiXology and it had like, um,
01:13:40
silkdong
Oh, um... it was it was after the one year later stuff, right?
01:13:45
Steve-O
Yeah, it was like Animal Man and their Swamp Thing.
01:13:45
silkdong
It was, uh...
01:13:48
Steve-O
They had those like awesome stories.
01:13:49
silkdong
Maybe mean it was Rebirth. Was it Rebirth? That's
01:13:52
Steve-O
It was like 2011.
01:13:52
BeyBlade
i
01:13:52
Steve-O
that New 52? Superman
01:13:55
silkdong
a specific year.
01:13:55
BeyBlade
I can't remember. Yeah, but like and with the red and the green.
01:13:56
Steve-O
with the jeans and the tiny cape. Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:59
BeyBlade
yeah I think it was like just some of the better. Like Rebirth wasn't all bad.
01:14:05
Steve-O
superman with like the jeans and like the tiny cape
01:14:10
semendemon
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
01:14:10
BeyBlade
Oh yeah.
01:14:11
semendemon
He couldn't fly quite yet either.
01:14:13
Steve-O
yeah
01:14:14
BeyBlade
God.
01:14:15
semendemon
There was that wonderful Lex Luthor scene, though, in that.
01:14:15
BeyBlade
Man, that's...
01:14:18
silkdong
Yeah, is it like the new 52 or something? Was it that was that it?
01:14:20
Steve-O
I think it was the new 52. Yeah.
01:14:26
Steve-O
I didn't know this, but ah I was watching something about how Dan DiDio for like 20 years wanted to kill Dick Grayson. And people kept fighting him on it for like 20 years straight.
01:14:37
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:14:40
silkdong
Mark Waid. Mark Waid's just got a knife to his throat being like, fuck no!
01:14:42
Steve-O
No, legit, apparently that was like, Mark Waid was like one of the, like, premier people at the front of the fight being like, you can't kill him in this.
01:14:49
silkdong
Mark Waid and Grant Morrison.
01:14:52
Steve-O
Um...
01:14:52
silkdong
Mark Waid and Grant Morrison just have him over over a fire, being like, no, we will kill you.
01:14:52
BeyBlade
yeah i yeah i No, I remember that because um there's a scene in like Final Crisis or something, is one of them, where like...
01:15:02
silkdong
Oh, yeah. we
01:15:03
BeyBlade
Remember Nightwing gets a hole blasted through chest?
01:15:05
silkdong
yeah and it Yeah, and then he and then they don't you don't even see the the after effects of that.
01:15:09
BeyBlade
He has he has some he had some tape around his chest in like the fight in the background.
01:15:12
silkdong
Yeah.
01:15:15
BeyBlade
i remember reading about that, and that was like something where, yeah, it was like Dio was like, we're doing it. And everybody's like, this is fucking stupid.
01:15:23
silkdong
That's like when. um Grant Morrison tried to kill Magneto. And they're like. I don't think so Grant.
01:15:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude.
01:15:33
silkdong
He's actually Zorn.
01:15:33
Steve-O
Like Grant.
01:15:35
silkdong
He's actually Zorn. Sorry.
01:15:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, let's see. He died in 2019. Oh my God. Yo, Alfred's been dead for a minute.
01:15:46
Steve-O
Didn't he die in like the storyline with the Jokers or no, you said it was Bane.
01:15:47
silkdong
How did he die? What the death. Death in the family.
01:15:50
BeyBlade
No, Bane did it. Yeah.
01:15:53
silkdong
Oh yeah, we thought that he was going to die and death death of the death of the family. And and they kind of just...
01:15:57
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:15:59
silkdong
It's kind of a wet fart, that whole thing.
01:16:01
BeyBlade
um
01:16:05
BeyBlade
Yeah, I don't i don't know.
01:16:06
semendemon
Sorry to interrupt everyone.
01:16:06
BeyBlade
It's too much.
01:16:07
semendemon
I did find the Predator garage beer ad and I just realized that Jason Kelsey
01:16:17
BeyBlade
God damn it.
01:16:18
semendemon
I saw it on the screen again.
01:16:19
silkdong
don't
01:16:19
BeyBlade
From last week.
01:16:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:16:20
BeyBlade
Oh, ter I thought this a terminal riz.
01:16:24
silkdong
Mm-hmm.
01:16:25
semendemon
yeah
01:16:26
BeyBlade
Thermal buzz. Oh, my God. I love it.
01:16:28
semendemon
yeah that's... I had to throw that out there.
01:16:32
BeyBlade
oh
01:16:33
semendemon
was fascinated by that. for a long time thank you football it
01:16:36
BeyBlade
So you saw this, you were slurping, you were sucking down your fifth scotch of the night. And then you were like, I'm sorry, what is this?
01:16:46
semendemon
shocked me it shocked me it's at the end of the when they fight I think
01:16:48
BeyBlade
Wow.
01:16:52
BeyBlade
When does he steal a beer?
01:16:57
BeyBlade
Dude, that's, wait. No, you know, I just watched that whole whatever that was.
01:17:02
semendemon
never mind
01:17:04
BeyBlade
ah Is it true that Dan DiDio won it?
01:17:11
silkdong
Tried to kill Dick Razor.
01:17:12
BeyBlade
Yeah, it tried.
01:17:13
Steve-O
He wanted to kill him in ah Infinite Crisis. He wanted that to be the big sacrifice.
01:17:16
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:17:18
Steve-O
And everyone was like, fucking no, dude.
01:17:20
silkdong
Fuck you. Fuck you, Dan.
01:17:21
semendemon
Superboy died, right?
01:17:22
Steve-O
Fuck you, dude.
01:17:23
silkdong
No, Dan! They just start bullying
01:17:24
semendemon
Superboy died instead.
01:17:26
Steve-O
I'm trying to remember, but like Darkseid shot Dick Grayson and everybody thought he was like going to die.
01:17:27
semendemon
Infinity Crisis?
01:17:34
Steve-O
But he got he got up and was fine.
01:17:34
semendemon
Well, Connor died.
01:17:37
BeyBlade
So, okay.
01:17:38
semendemon
Remember?
01:17:38
Steve-O
We traded we traded somebody for somebody.
01:17:38
semendemon
Remember?
01:17:38
BeyBlade
All right.
01:17:41
semendemon
Because Jeff Lowe wrote that really sad story about Connor dying.
01:17:41
BeyBlade
ChatGPT says... Yeah,
01:17:47
semendemon
You guys remember that, right?
01:17:47
Steve-O
Oh, I remember that, yeah.
01:17:48
BeyBlade
yeah, yeah.
01:17:49
semendemon
That was fucking sad as shit.
01:17:51
BeyBlade
Dan DiDio believes that Dick Grayson represents the end of Batman's youth and the loss of his age. So he kind of was like... This is like the joke aside of, like, Spider-Man doesn't work when he's married, I think, thinking.
01:18:05
BeyBlade
And it at keeping Grayson alive aged him and the entire mythos. He originally wanted Dick Grayson to die in the Infinite Crisis event. ah The writers, particularly Jeff Johns and Marv Wolfman, fought hard to save him, arguing that Grayson was too important.
01:18:20
semendemon
Fart.
01:18:22
semendemon
Fart hard. Hmm.
01:18:23
BeyBlade
ah fartart Final Crisis, there were again rumblings at editorial level about killing him, but instead Batman was killed by Darkseid. ah Forever evil ah tiil got part of his wish.
01:18:36
BeyBlade
Now his identity was exposed to the world and he was presumed dead. That's when he became a spy. You guys remember that?
01:18:42
Steve-O
Yes. Wasn't that good, though? Like the Grayson comic?
01:18:45
BeyBlade
It wasn't terrible. wasn't like amazing, but I don't remember it.
01:18:49
Steve-O
Probably better than it should have been, at least.
01:18:51
BeyBlade
And then there's a book, Batman Last Night on Earth and Rick Grayson 2019. ah Grayson was shot in the head by cagey beast and developed amnesia, calling himself Rick Grayson.
01:19:04
Steve-O
Yeah, they were like, we can't call him dick anymore because people make dick jokes.
01:19:06
BeyBlade
a
01:19:07
Steve-O
and People were like, what?
01:19:07
BeyBlade
Many fans believe the storyline was the echo of a DiDio longstanding desire to diminish her.
01:19:13
semendemon
Wasn't he like a cab driver or something? That's
01:19:16
BeyBlade
Dude, I don't... a
01:19:18
semendemon
what I thought it was.
01:19:19
BeyBlade
My name's Rick Grayson. That's so fucking stupid, dude.
01:19:22
semendemon
Hey, I'm Rick Grayson. I got shot in the head. I don't think too well. You're welcome to pick you up now.
01:19:26
BeyBlade
Yeah. ah Dick Grayson. but but but So the idea that Dan DiDio wanted to erase him or reduce his legs, he did strike a nerve. It became kind of a fan shorthand. Dan DiDio hates Dick Grayson. Even creators like Tom Taylor, writer of Nightwing Rebirth and the current Eisner winning run.
01:19:44
BeyBlade
Sure. I have subtly referenced that era as one of those eras that they wanted to heal. ah Yeah. Interesting.
01:19:55
BeyBlade
I don't know how, again, big caveat, ShaqGPT explained all of that. But, uh, so, you know, that's another layer of the ozone stripped for you, Steve.
01:20:02
silkdong
yeah
01:20:04
Steve-O
There you go. Boom. Ozone gone.
01:20:06
BeyBlade
Boom. The ozone gone. Dan DiDio, uh, doesn't like.
01:20:11
Steve-O
Dan DiDio gone. But apparently, that ah because Dan DiDio has left, I have found out that ah they have been pushing Dick Grayson to the moon over at DC in the mainline comics.
01:20:23
Steve-O
And now he is like a tier, basically, I hear.
01:20:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, I, uh, Well, so so in that absolute power run, that that ah event that I was reading, that's fucking garbage.
01:20:34
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:34
BeyBlade
um Apparently, ah during the whole event, ah the Justice League was disbanded and the Titans were like the de facto team and like Dick Grayson's the one who's like, all right, everybody, let's get your shit together and we're going listen to me.
01:20:48
silkdong
Thank you.
01:20:50
BeyBlade
And then he's you know he's like leading everything.
01:20:52
Steve-O
Dick's leading it again.
01:20:53
BeyBlade
Well, he was, but then, you know, then the Justice League reformed.
01:20:55
Steve-O
and Those, those jerk asses.
01:21:00
BeyBlade
so i was a bad idea. Maybe you shouldn't do that.
01:21:02
Steve-O
I've been, I've been rewatching the 2003 Titans recently. Teen Titans.
01:21:09
BeyBlade
oh the one um
01:21:10
semendemon
Oh, the original, the serious one.
01:21:10
Steve-O
But the, the original, the cartoon network, the, yeah.
01:21:13
semendemon
I love that one.
01:21:15
Steve-O
I won. I was like, damn, this is so fun. Like I was like TV in this era was like they were they were definitely like kind of like DC animation specifically was putting out content that was like way bigger than it had any right to be like they were definitely like
01:21:35
semendemon
His long form narrative.
01:21:37
Steve-O
Yeah, it was fun.
01:21:37
BeyBlade
No.
01:21:38
Steve-O
They were doing stuff, but they were also like telling stories that were like Slade related and they kind of stretched out. And I'm like, this is this is like way too good. and But then again, I got to remember, these are the same people who were also putting out.
01:21:51
Steve-O
ah Was that Justice League Unlimited at the same time, too?
01:21:53
semendemon
Yeah, exactly.
01:21:54
silkdong
Yeah.
01:21:54
Steve-O
So it's like they're already masters of the craft. The thing i did not recognize, though. God damn, that show likes to fucking blind you. It is very much flashbangs and like
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01:22:04
semendemon
yeah
01:22:04
Steve-O
lot of like screen blanks like all over.
01:22:05
BeyBlade
no
01:22:07
Steve-O
It's
01:22:09
BeyBlade
That's pretty sick, actually.
01:22:11
Steve-O
good stuff, though. Still good stuff. So.
01:22:13
BeyBlade
Still holds up. i've been I keep wanting to...
01:22:14
Steve-O
Still.
01:22:16
BeyBlade
Of course.
01:22:16
semendemon
Is that Tim Drake as Robin?
01:22:18
Steve-O
No, that's that's Dick Grayson, because there there is an episode in the second season where Starfire goes into the future, and everybody everybody's fucked up, except for Dick has become Nightwing.
01:22:19
semendemon
That's Dick. Okay.
01:22:31
semendemon
Uh, okay.
01:22:32
BeyBlade
course.
01:22:32
semendemon
All right.
01:22:32
BeyBlade
Of course.
01:22:32
Steve-O
no
01:22:33
semendemon
Cool.
01:22:33
Steve-O
He's got beautiful hair.
01:22:33
semendemon
Cool.
01:22:37
Steve-O
And...
01:22:37
BeyBlade
What's the, oh God, what was the comic show? It was the animated show with like all the superheroes, like kids.
01:22:51
silkdong
Teen Titans.
01:22:51
BeyBlade
It was like, no, no, no.
01:22:52
Steve-O
Young Justice.
01:22:53
BeyBlade
It was all Young Justice.
01:22:55
silkdong
Young Justice. Yeah, that was a good show.
01:22:56
BeyBlade
um ran washington like I remember watching like three episodes and going, this is sick. Then heard it was canceled.
01:23:01
silkdong
Yeah.
01:23:02
BeyBlade
But then it came back and it had like another three
01:23:02
silkdong
But then they came back as like a miniseries or something, and...
01:23:05
BeyBlade
I think it had a pretty good run, but I ah never, never watched. It's really my fault, you know? What are you going to
01:23:14
Steve-O
Mm.
01:23:15
BeyBlade
But, yeah, kind of ah kind of crazy at the same time.
01:23:21
semendemon
do
01:23:22
Steve-O
Goddamn.
01:23:23
BeyBlade
God damn it, dude.
01:23:25
semendemon
Well, is that everything we watched this week?
01:23:25
BeyBlade
uh... Uh...
01:23:30
Steve-O
I've been playing a little bit of Fortnite because their new season started.
01:23:30
BeyBlade
ah
01:23:32
semendemon
Steve, what have you been playing?
01:23:37
Steve-O
Let's just say it's The Simpsons.
01:23:40
semendemon
The Simpsons.
01:23:41
Steve-O
The Simpsons. So they did their big end of Halloween event where um if you were playing any of the Fort Nightmares event in October, ah when you would drop, there was an appearance by Kodos and Kang's spaceship and it would fly by um the the battle bus.
01:24:01
Steve-O
And there was a tree that grew on the map. And on Halloween, it revealed that it was the Treehouse of Horrors.
01:24:08
semendemon
Ooh.
01:24:08
Steve-O
And it was playing old episodes of The Simpsons inside of it.
01:24:12
semendemon
Wow.
01:24:13
Steve-O
And then ah November 1st, they did a big thing where Kodis and Kang showed up and they ripped a hole in the universe and a big demon showed up. But then the Fortnite characters got in a fight with Kodis and Kang and they screwed everything up and they split the Fortnite island with Springfield. So now it is Springfield Island.
01:24:35
Steve-O
It is completely cel-shaded. It is all Simpsons. It's a Simpsons battle pass.
01:24:40
semendemon
Wow.
01:24:41
Steve-O
ah It has like Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Krusty. It's ah Maggie is one of the things that you can land in.
01:24:48
silkdong
Maggie? What?
01:24:53
Steve-O
Like she like kind of like is your glider.
01:24:54
semendemon
The what?
01:24:54
BeyBlade
I'm sorry. oh Okay.
01:24:57
Steve-O
It's it's she is in the little shopping cart ah from the intro that Marge has.
01:24:59
silkdong
yeah
01:25:03
Steve-O
It's it's there's a lot going on. um You can find like pay. There's it's it's a ton of inside jokes.
01:25:09
semendemon
Is Mo there?
01:25:11
Steve-O
I haven't seen Moe, um but Moe's Tavern is in the game.
01:25:16
semendemon
He probably has his head stuck in the oven.
01:25:16
Steve-O
ah Maybe. like The quickie mart is there. You can do prank calls to Moe if you find payphones on the map.
01:25:24
semendemon
He had a little sign on his chest that said no funeral.
01:25:24
Steve-O
um the The best power-up is Jebediah Springfield's head.
01:25:31
semendemon
Ah, yes.
01:25:32
Steve-O
So you have to find the Jebediah Springfield statue, you have to knock the head off the statue, and then you wear it, and it prevents you from one headshot.
01:25:32
semendemon
Off the statue.
01:25:41
semendemon
Dignity embigments the smallest man.
01:25:44
silkdong
Is that headshot an instant kill? Like instant death?
01:25:46
Steve-O
It's not an instant kill, but it's it's critical damage.
01:25:48
silkdong
Is that critical?
01:25:49
Steve-O
Yeah, if you're getting sniped, it'll probably do a one-shot kill, but if you get shot up close with a shotgun, it'll do that.
01:25:56
BeyBlade
Are you guys, ah speaking speaking of games like that, are you guys are all too cool for arc Riders?
01:26:01
silkdong
Yes.
01:26:02
Steve-O
um When I found out Ark Riders was AI, I was like, fuck you guys.
01:26:03
BeyBlade
I hear.
01:26:06
BeyBlade
But what is ai about it I don't get it.
01:26:06
Steve-O
i yeah Well, if...
01:26:08
BeyBlade
Like, people say that, but I'm like, what is that?
01:26:11
Steve-O
Like...
01:26:11
BeyBlade
What?
01:26:13
Steve-O
hold on. I'll just go to their page. Cause I was like, Oh, I've heard a lot of like hype about this. And then I scrolled down and, uh, AI generated content disclosure. Developers describe their game, use AI content.
01:26:26
Steve-O
Uh, during the development process, we use procedural and AI based tools, uh, to assist with content creation. It's just like, I'm like, you know, if you guys are going to cheap out on actual, like paying people, like I just don't really have an interest in it.
01:26:38
Steve-O
Like I'm sure it's a fun game, but you know, just ain't my jam.
01:26:41
semendemon
Oh, shit.
01:26:43
BeyBlade
So they're saying AI controlled enemies. we that's kind of okay. um you
01:26:50
Steve-O
It sounds like they used a lot of tools to come up with like assets and like textures and stuff like that.
01:26:54
BeyBlade
But isn't that kind of like, Oh, what happened?
01:26:55
semendemon
Oh, fuck me.
01:26:57
Steve-O
Oh.
01:26:58
semendemon
Oh, I just, oh, Jaden Daniels arm just snapped.
01:27:01
silkdong
Yeah, I just saw that too.
01:27:03
BeyBlade
Oh, sick.
01:27:03
semendemon
Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry.
01:27:08
BeyBlade
No.
01:27:09
silkdong
Yeah, like...
01:27:10
semendemon
That was fucking brutal. I'm sorry.
01:27:14
BeyBlade
I thought you had a really strong opinion about AI.
01:27:15
Steve-O
Yeah, I was like, damn, Chris. All right.
01:27:18
semendemon
No.
01:27:18
BeyBlade
Like, oh, shit.
01:27:19
semendemon
Oh, that was like watching Begonia today.
01:27:19
BeyBlade
No, I bought it.
01:27:22
Steve-O
it's like It's like ugly broken.
01:27:24
semendemon
Yeah.
01:27:24
Steve-O
it?
01:27:25
silkdong
Yeah, it's like it's flopping around like Anderson Silva.
01:27:25
Steve-O
Ooh.
01:27:26
semendemon
hanging Hanging to a different side.
01:27:28
silkdong
Yeah.
01:27:29
semendemon
Yeah,
01:27:29
BeyBlade
Wait, who ah is the quarterback? Oh, yeah, dude.
01:27:32
semendemon
yeah he's the...
01:27:33
silkdong
Oh, God, yeah, they showed the snap, too.
01:27:35
semendemon
Woo! Woo!
01:27:35
BeyBlade
ah yeah dude
01:27:37
silkdong
I'll send you the screenshot for my...
01:27:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, send it to me.
01:27:40
silkdong
Oh, it's not letting me. It's not letting me.
01:27:42
BeyBlade
watch me be nonplussed. I'll be like, that's not the – yeah, that's the fifth one I've seen today.
01:27:45
Steve-O
Definitely be like, eh, I've seen UFC.
01:27:45
silkdong
I'll take a picture of my friend.
01:27:46
semendemon
Devin.
01:27:49
Steve-O
Ha, ha, ha.
01:27:51
BeyBlade
Sorry, dude.
01:27:53
silkdong
Yeah, it's over for him.
01:27:56
Steve-O
Go become a commentator now.
01:27:56
BeyBlade
hey
01:27:57
silkdong
Anyway.
01:27:57
BeyBlade
It's over. Wait, what out with team?
01:27:59
semendemon
I don't know.
01:28:00
BeyBlade
what Who is he QBing for?
01:28:01
semendemon
Was that his throw in hand?
01:28:03
silkdong
No, it's not, but it does.
01:28:05
semendemon
Okay.
01:28:05
silkdong
don't think of that. I just posted it.
01:28:06
semendemon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:28:09
Steve-O
Oh, Jesus.
01:28:09
BeyBlade
All right, let's see this.
01:28:10
silkdong
Yikes! Anyway.
01:28:12
Steve-O
That's not that's not how the arm works. Oh, my God. That's not how the arm works. I had to register.
01:28:16
silkdong
I gotta delete this off my phone.
01:28:17
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:28:17
Steve-O
I had to register the position of the body with the arm.
01:28:20
semendemon
oh
01:28:21
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's pretty that's pretty bad.
01:28:23
Steve-O
That's pretty fucking bad, dude.
01:28:24
BeyBlade
Pretty bad.
01:28:25
silkdong
Anyway.
01:28:25
BeyBlade
The face, though. That face is like...
01:28:26
Steve-O
and
01:28:27
silkdong
What were we talking about?
01:28:27
Steve-O
hey Hey, buddy, that's not how the arm goes.
01:28:30
BeyBlade
What's going on with NFL players and just their limbs bending the complete wrong direction week after week?
01:28:35
Steve-O
Dude, it might be might be Zen.
01:28:35
semendemon
Well, what a big guy.
01:28:37
Steve-O
I bet you it's all the Zen.
01:28:39
BeyBlade
Dude, everybody's too locked in.
01:28:39
semendemon
Yeah, you're right.
01:28:41
Steve-O
They're getting locked in
01:28:41
silkdong
And once you locked it.
01:28:42
Steve-O
And they're not locking in on where their arm's supposed to be.
01:28:45
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, you got to loosen them joints, my guys.
01:28:48
Steve-O
do some stretches beforehand.
01:28:49
BeyBlade
No, listen, that multimillionaire, I think kill ah he'll be fine. He'll be fine, guys.
01:28:58
semendemon
I'm okay.
01:28:59
silkdong
Anyway.
01:29:01
BeyBlade
Man.
01:29:01
semendemon
Let me get a beer.
01:29:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:29:02
semendemon
Hold on. I'll be right back.
01:29:04
Steve-O
what What games are coming out for the rest of the year?
01:29:04
BeyBlade
you
01:29:07
BeyBlade
fuck
01:29:07
Steve-O
I'm kind of curious because there's like definitely still some stuff to come out.
01:29:08
BeyBlade
Sorry. It's just sad. there's ah I need a beer after that.
01:29:13
Steve-O
Yeah, chris is like Chris is like fucking whiplash.
01:29:16
BeyBlade
Yeah. um Black Ops 7, guys. i know you guys big Blobs fans.
01:29:21
Steve-O
Dude, I remember...
01:29:22
BeyBlade
Kirby Air Riders.
01:29:23
silkdong
Is Call Duty dead? Is Battlefield 6 just going to... Is it just killing it now?
01:29:25
BeyBlade
No. See, this I'm talking about. That's it. What an embarrassing statement to me. I'm not saying you, John, but I've i've read that, right? I've read that. And I'm like, are you guys fucking idiots? Because in two weeks when it comes out, everybody's just going fucking glazing it.
01:29:41
BeyBlade
And everybody's just going to forget about it. Like they're going to forget that they were saying, ah Call of Duty, is it dead? No, it's not fucking dead. I don't get it, man.
01:29:52
BeyBlade
As long as it's remotely good, it's going to fucking outsell and it's going to make, you know, billions of dollars. And.
01:30:03
Steve-O
Did you bid on it? Your fantasy?
01:30:05
BeyBlade
no, no i wait, ma no, no, no, I think I do.
01:30:07
Steve-O
Are you still sitting?
01:30:07
silkdong
Yeah, thought you have it. You have it.
01:30:09
BeyBlade
I do have that.
01:30:09
silkdong
You have it. You have it.
01:30:10
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:10
BeyBlade
Yeah. So, so listen, and take, take my opinion with a grain of salt here, but.
01:30:10
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:15
BeyBlade
Oh, man. ah But, Steve, to your point, Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment, which, is that a new game, or is that just, like, a buffed up...
01:30:25
Steve-O
ah I think that is a new game, um but they've made two of these with Hyrule Warriors, and then there was the ah Breath of the Wild knockoff one.
01:30:35
Steve-O
ah This one is the, um whatever the last, Tears of the Kingdom one.
01:30:36
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:30:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:30:40
silkdong
Wow, you forgot the name already?
01:30:40
BeyBlade
New Luminace. New Luminace is dropping November 11th.
01:30:42
Steve-O
I did. That's go to be an absolute blast, I bet.
01:30:45
silkdong
i have that i have that demo. I still haven't played it yet, though.
01:30:49
BeyBlade
Yeah, um Call of Duty that we talked about, Kirby Air Riders, and Terminator 2D.
01:30:55
silkdong
Not interested in the game. Interested in one of the $40 Amiibos, though, for Kirby Air Riders.
01:30:59
BeyBlade
I'm interested in it doing very well, considering it's all my ah that's all my thing. I think.
01:31:06
silkdong
What else?
01:31:06
BeyBlade
Did I get rid of it?
01:31:09
Steve-O
Kirby Air Riders?
01:31:09
BeyBlade
I'm drunk. Yeah, I'm drunk with power.
01:31:11
Steve-O
No, you have Kirby Air Riders. You are sitting on Mina the Hollower, which might be the thing that blows your limbs off.
01:31:12
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:31:16
BeyBlade
oh Oh, those goofs.
01:31:20
silkdong
Let's see, Ghost of Yota.
01:31:21
BeyBlade
All right.
01:31:21
semendemon
I mean, I see the projected points here, right?
01:31:24
BeyBlade
Yeah. um
01:31:26
semendemon
That doesn't mean anything to you.
01:31:28
BeyBlade
It does and it doesn't. Like, it really...
01:31:30
semendemon
Okay.
01:31:31
BeyBlade
There's some there' are some games where I'm like, i don't know why it's raiding... I call it the Stin. The projecting points are like how Stin would view it. Like Stin's like, I can't believe you got Borderlands. Why would you do that? And I'm like, because Borderlands consistently scores in like the mid to high 80s.
01:31:50
BeyBlade
And everybody laughed at me and guess what Borderlands scored?
01:31:52
Steve-O
They crossed the plate.
01:31:53
BeyBlade
the 80s.
01:31:56
silkdong
Yeah, I think people just get too...
01:31:56
BeyBlade
It's like, yeah.
01:31:57
silkdong
Yeah, people just get too attached to just, like, their own games that they like, I guess.
01:31:59
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:32:01
semendemon
what was What was the highest score to ever win this series?
01:32:06
BeyBlade
Uh...
01:32:06
silkdong
Borderlands?
01:32:07
semendemon
No, no.
01:32:07
silkdong
Or...
01:32:08
semendemon
I mean, like, yeah, fantasy critic score.
01:32:08
silkdong
Oh, in Fantasy Critic? Claire Obscura, Expedition 33, probably?
01:32:13
semendemon
No, no, no. Not not individual games.
01:32:14
Steve-O
No, he mean he means like the year.
01:32:16
semendemon
I mean, individual player scores.
01:32:17
BeyBlade
Yeah. So in, so the first year we did it, I had 105. second year did it, 126. This year, think we already Rain's at 130 something, right?
01:32:22
semendemon
Hmm.
01:32:24
BeyBlade
He's 139. Uh,
01:32:25
semendemon
Hmm.
01:32:26
BeyBlade
this year i think we already have
01:32:28
Steve-O
Yeah, Reign's sitting on 139.
01:32:29
semendemon
You've gone through it.
01:32:30
BeyBlade
rains at a hundred and thirty something right
01:32:33
Steve-O
139.
01:32:34
BeyBlade
he's at one thirty nine
01:32:35
semendemon
Jesus Christ.
01:32:36
Steve-O
And that's the thing, Devin, like, right now you are sitting on three potential open spots for the next, like, month.
01:32:36
semendemon
and
01:32:36
BeyBlade
ah
01:32:45
Steve-O
And...
01:32:45
silkdong
Listen, man, Metroid Prime is on the table, but I want next year's draft picks. du I want a draft pick for next year.
01:32:49
BeyBlade
yeah
01:32:50
Steve-O
Oh, don't
01:32:51
BeyBlade
I'll be honest, I don't know about Metroid Prime though. like It might not be. ah Oh yeah, so to continue Steve's question though. So November is Call of Duty, Kirby, Terminator 2D, No Fate, Luminase.
01:33:08
BeyBlade
December's Cosmic Invasion, which that one's got ah that one stings a little bit.
01:33:13
Steve-O
I'm tanking that hit.
01:33:13
BeyBlade
From a fantasy critic.
01:33:14
Steve-O
I'm tanking. I thought it might get delayed, and so I...
01:33:16
BeyBlade
Oh no. No, we talked about it. Your chance... It was a long... it was a Hail Mary. You knew the odds were bad. But it was also like the only move you could have made.
01:33:27
Steve-O
Yeah, at that point, I'm just, like, diving in front of rain.
01:33:27
BeyBlade
so Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:30
Steve-O
I'm like...
01:33:33
BeyBlade
So we got that. We got Metroid Prime 4. And that's kind of it. So like... Yeah, man. In terms of like gaming this year, kind of a...
01:33:47
BeyBlade
For me personally, kind of like a kind of disappointment, the disappointing year, I think for me.
01:33:52
silkdong
Like overall.
01:33:53
semendemon
I agree.
01:33:54
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like, mean, Claire, even if Claire obscure, I beat it and I go, oh yeah, that's my game of the year.
01:33:55
semendemon
I agree with you, Devin.
01:33:59
BeyBlade
Like I'm pretty into it to a point where I don't think I'm just going to be like, it's not going to like completely change. I don't think it's going to be like an all timer for me personally.
01:34:14
BeyBlade
You know, like how, like when I played God of War or like Witcher 3 fucking this, that, and the other thing.
01:34:20
Steve-O
That makes sense.
01:34:21
BeyBlade
um So yeah, just this year, it's like, I think there's a lot of solid.
01:34:23
silkdong
Yeah, I get you. You need you have to you have to spend $70 on the game for it to to be to feel like ah feel like you accomplished something, right?
01:34:29
BeyBlade
like Yeah.
01:34:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:34:32
silkdong
I guess.
01:34:33
silkdong
I see. see how it is.
01:34:34
BeyBlade
But it's funny because like, it is true though. Like, it's not like I didn't play a lot of games this month or this year, but like,
01:34:38
silkdong
It is true.
01:34:40
Steve-O
you've been You've definitely been playing a lot of games. it's
01:34:43
BeyBlade
what the What the hell have I been doing?
01:34:45
Steve-O
I think, you know, this year didn't have that, like...
01:34:45
silkdong
What did I play?
01:34:49
Steve-O
God Slayer like.
01:34:50
semendemon
You got Death Stranding too.
01:34:52
silkdong
Donkey Kong.
01:34:52
Steve-O
Game for you.
01:34:53
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean, I could. I could play, but I played Death Stranding 1. I've been playing... i've The backlog's gotten... so I did some work on the backlog this year, which I'm, you know, personally pretty happy with.
01:35:07
BeyBlade
But that's not to say even, like... like Metal Gear Solid Delta still looks good, is good.
01:35:13
Steve-O
Did you play that?
01:35:14
BeyBlade
No, but like Silent LF, like I would play that.
01:35:19
semendemon
Steve, did you beat that?
01:35:19
BeyBlade
Fantasy Tactics, I would play that.
01:35:21
Steve-O
Uh, I, you know what, after that one real long stretch of it, I kind of didn't go back to it. And I didn't really have like a drive to.
01:35:27
BeyBlade
Too scary.
01:35:28
Steve-O
No, not too scary. Just like, don't know. It just like, um, don't, it wasn't bad.
01:35:32
semendemon
Not that interesting, huh?
01:35:35
Steve-O
it just, there might be a point where I go back to it. I just didn't find myself really kind of craving to jump back in.
01:35:44
semendemon
And didn't get its hooks in yet.
01:35:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:35:47
semendemon
Been there.
01:35:50
semendemon
they were lot games, especially this year.
01:35:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:35:55
semendemon
It's just the way it is. i agree with Devin. Like I've been, yeah, I wouldn't even say disappointed. It's just like ah the games didn't hook me that were popular. And
01:36:05
Steve-O
I think, i think John's sitting pretty pretty right now with silk song.
Narrative Choices in Gaming
01:36:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, John's karmically just in just heaven right now.
01:36:10
semendemon
yeah.
01:36:10
Steve-O
Like,
01:36:14
silkdong
I mean, I'm looking at the release that came out this year, and it's like, I didn't play Hades 2.
01:36:19
semendemon
No, I'm not going to play that.
01:36:19
silkdong
That's the highest scoring list the game on the list.
01:36:20
BeyBlade
And even then, people are like, yeah, it's good, but like I don't feel like anyone's talking about that game anymore.
01:36:25
silkdong
I didn't play Claire Obscure yet. have it. Love Donkey Kong.
01:36:33
silkdong
Silksong might be my favorite game of all time. I don't know. Maybe. up It's definitely like in my probably top five, top seven games I ever played.
01:36:42
BeyBlade
See, I'm definitely jealous of of you. I'm jealous of that. Like, i haven't had that.
01:36:45
silkdong
Like, did I have this experience this year?
01:36:46
BeyBlade
Like, you found a game that you're like, oh, this might be, like, life-changing.
01:36:48
silkdong
And plus, I... And, like, even, like, old games I played this year were, like, really impactful on me. Like, Red Dead 2 and... so Did I play Sonic? Yeah, I played Phantom Liberty this year, too, I think.
01:37:02
Steve-O
Was that or was that last year?
01:37:02
silkdong
Right? it was one of the two.
01:37:06
semendemon
I definitely played Phantom Liberty this year.
01:37:06
silkdong
um I don't remember. Yeah, so, like, there's that.
01:37:09
Steve-O
Oh, Phantom Liberty. I think you might have clicked this year.
01:37:10
semendemon
Yeah, I played that this year.
01:37:10
silkdong
Yeah.
01:37:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:37:12
silkdong
And then...
01:37:12
BeyBlade
Yeah, like Phantom Liberty is my game of the year. Like, i don't know.
01:37:15
silkdong
That should be the best game you've played this year. Yeah, i mean I don't know, man.
01:37:22
semendemon
Looking like Katamari for Chris.
01:37:22
silkdong
But yeah, like, just, i like, like, going going from, i don't really, don't know, I'm not really feeling this game, to, I need to buy this hoodie or I'll die. I'll need to buy this Hollow Knight hoodie or I'll literally die tonight.
01:37:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:37:36
silkdong
And, you know, like, playing through both of those games twice, it's, like, kind of kind unheard of. It's not like I played Red Dead 2 and Cyberpunk back to back to back to back, you know?
01:37:48
silkdong
But again, like the these are games that I can play on my Steam Deck or my Nintendo Switch if I wanted to, you know?
01:37:53
BeyBlade
So did you, man, like the crazy thing is like, you just like, there was, you didn't even new game plus it. You were just like, now let me start from scratch again.
01:38:03
silkdong
there's no There's no real new game plus. And like, like i guess as a Metroidvania, like, you don't really... Like, the whole... The whole if like journey of the game is is like is going through the upgrades and stuff.
01:38:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:38:23
silkdong
Silksong definitely had a Symphony of the Night castle turned upside down moment for me. And i haven't I hadn't felt something like that since I played Symphony of the Night.
01:38:35
silkdong
Where it's like, oh shit! I gotta go through the whole castle again and it's upside down? like It's basically... I mean, it's not exactly what what happens there, but it's very similar in tone and and everything um when you unlock you know the end like the end game of that game.
01:38:50
BeyBlade
yeah
01:38:50
silkdong
and like the the way ah The best way to describe it is like if if we played if we all played Elden Ring and then the last part of Elden Ring like when it first came out was you know you got to play Shadow of the Earth Tree right after.
01:39:06
silkdong
like That's what it felt like like the like.
01:39:06
semendemon
Oh, okay.
01:39:08
silkdong
The end game stuff of Hollow Knight Silksong
01:39:10
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:39:12
silkdong
felt like like i feel like that they that could have been dlc that we got next year and it would have been just as satisfying because it was almost like playing through the game again it was like i said it's like it's like symphony of the knights upside down castle like that's what it that's what it feels like on terms of scale yeah yeah like it's like like on terms of scale like you're just like whoa because you think the game's over and then
01:39:27
Steve-O
Not as a huge moment in that game too. So yeah.
01:39:30
BeyBlade
yeah
01:39:37
silkdong
there's still loads of, gi like, that's why Symphony of Night is so fucking legendary, right? That's one of the reasons, like, like, that, that, that big gotcha moment, and then, oh, I have more game to play?
01:39:49
silkdong
That's awesome. But also, you know, like, a lot of this, a lot of it is very Dark Souls-type based things, where it's, like, just accomplishing it makes you feel like you accomplished, like, beating a boss is, like, an accomplishment.
01:40:05
silkdong
and feet in itself so it gives you the outside of the game feel feelings too of of achieving something i feel and like they like tell you like when you finish the game when you finish the game it's like it was like this in hollow knight and in hollow knight soul song where it's just like they give you like a basically like a congratulations you've survived our game good job can't wait to see you on the next on the next ride or i'm not sure what they actually say i'm just like damn you so you you you are aware
01:40:07
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:40:30
BeyBlade
And they're like, how dare you, dude? I mean.
01:40:35
silkdong
that this game is fucking impossible.
01:40:37
BeyBlade
You're aware that you guys are toxic assholes. Okay.
01:40:39
silkdong
Yeah. So.
01:40:41
BeyBlade
ah John, by the way, just noticed you dispatches. was your third round draft pick.
01:40:46
silkdong
Yeah, dog. I knew.
01:40:48
BeyBlade
right
01:40:49
Steve-O
He was a believer.
01:40:49
BeyBlade
Okay. Yeah.
01:40:50
Steve-O
Believer day one.
01:40:50
silkdong
oh you want to trade?
01:40:50
BeyBlade
you yeah
01:40:51
silkdong
Oh, I guess we can't trade it now, right? Because it's ah it's already released.
01:40:54
BeyBlade
It's, it's currently, it's currently being scored.
01:40:57
Steve-O
You can trade. It's just yeah that would be the most messed up thing.
01:40:59
silkdong
You know what, though? My move of the year, I think, is me dropping 2XKO because I don't think that's coming out this year now.
01:41:05
Steve-O
No.
01:41:06
BeyBlade
and I think your move of the year was counterpicking Donkey Kong Bonanza.
01:41:08
silkdong
No, that was my worst move the year.
01:41:09
Steve-O
I think your move of the year was was taking...
01:41:09
BeyBlade
Yeah,
01:41:12
Steve-O
ah Wait, what was it?
01:41:12
silkdong
Oh, ah trading. was I traded GTA.
01:41:18
BeyBlade
yeah you traded away GTA. Well...
01:41:19
silkdong
No, yeah.
01:41:19
Steve-O
No, that might have been your move of the year.
01:41:20
silkdong
so yeah No, no, no. I traded for GTA.
01:41:23
Steve-O
ah you traded for GTA.
01:41:26
silkdong
Yeah. I gave up Metal Gear Solid Delta for GTA.
01:41:30
BeyBlade
oh
01:41:32
silkdong
and What did Metal Gear get?
01:41:32
BeyBlade
well
01:41:35
BeyBlade
ah kind a
01:41:37
Steve-O
it got good. It got 85.
01:41:37
BeyBlade
It got 85?
01:41:37
silkdong
Oh, 85.
01:41:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, not bad.
01:41:40
silkdong
Dude, not nothing lost.
01:41:41
BeyBlade
Yeah,
01:41:41
silkdong
Net zero, I would say. Because GTA GTA 6 for Metal Gear Solid Delta.
01:41:44
Steve-O
What did you pick up in in lieu of GTA?
01:41:52
silkdong
Or I traded...
01:41:52
Steve-O
No, but but when you when they...
01:41:53
BeyBlade
yeah yeah, but then you dropped GTA.
01:41:54
Steve-O
Yeah, you dropped it.
01:41:55
BeyBlade
So what did you pick up?
01:41:56
silkdong
What did I pick up?
01:41:58
Steve-O
I see you have Hyrule Warriors, Age of Imprisonment.
01:41:58
silkdong
It's probably somewhere.
01:42:02
silkdong
I think it was probably...
01:42:07
silkdong
Man, I don't even know. Fast Fusion? one of those rando Nintendo Switch games.
01:42:13
BeyBlade
Oh, man, he just gave it up.
01:42:15
Steve-O
You got 11 off so not so not bad
01:42:18
silkdong
I think it was Fast Fusion.
01:42:21
silkdong
Or re Rematch. I thought that was going to be higher just because a lot of fucking psycho soccer player soccer fans were playing that game.
01:42:29
Steve-O
I saw people going nuts about that game, but it's a shame.
01:42:31
silkdong
Yeah. Yeah.
01:42:34
Steve-O
Dispatch is, we we are waiting for Dispatch to finish before it gets a review.
01:42:37
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, you gotta wait.
01:42:39
silkdong
But it's got it's getting pretty solid scores right now. It's like high 80s.
01:42:43
BeyBlade
Yeah, because the...
01:42:44
Steve-O
mean, we heard what Devin said, so.
01:42:46
silkdong
I mean, Devin's got... We got the Goon score now, and we got regular score.
01:42:51
Steve-O
Dude, the goon bump, the goon bump, man.
01:42:51
BeyBlade
Gorn, Gune Factor is pretty up there, dude.
01:42:53
silkdong
Yeah, we got go Goon taxes paid, baby.
01:42:56
BeyBlade
I listened to...
01:42:56
silkdong
ran Rent was paid.
01:42:57
BeyBlade
I listened slash watched ah a superhero have a full-blown wet dream, so...
01:43:04
silkdong
Oh, God. Okay.
01:43:05
BeyBlade
Goon factor is pretty high up.
01:43:08
silkdong
All right. You said there's fucking full frontal fucking unsimulated sex scenes in this in this game too, or whatever you're saying.
01:43:14
Steve-O
Well, I mean, it's a video game, so it's simulated.
01:43:14
BeyBlade
good
01:43:17
Steve-O
It just cuts to the actors just having sex.
01:43:17
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, to be fair, wait, to John's point, though.
01:43:18
semendemon
laughter
01:43:18
silkdong
I was just trying to...
01:43:20
silkdong
Yeah. You're saying it's like Lars Trond... It's a Lars Trond-Veer
01:43:25
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:43:26
silkdong
a
01:43:27
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:43:27
silkdong
influenced game.
01:43:27
BeyBlade
to me I will say, to be fair, i didn't have to, there was no inputs required of me I think we're past those days.
01:43:34
silkdong
Okay. Okay. ah No, no, yeah, but my question to you was, like, did you have to, like, lower the volume because your fiancé was in the other room?
01:43:42
BeyBlade
Dude, it was so funny.
01:43:42
Steve-O
you have headphones on?
01:43:43
BeyBlade
just Jenny jenie went out so she and went to the backyard and I was like, oh!
01:43:43
silkdong
Was a weird?
01:43:48
BeyBlade
I was like, oh man!
01:43:49
silkdong
like, oh, no!
01:43:50
Steve-O
No!
01:43:51
silkdong
I'm caught, red-handed!
01:43:53
BeyBlade
No, dude, I was like, thank fucking God, dude.
01:43:54
Steve-O
Oh, let me play my sucks game! Let me play my sucks game right now!
01:43:58
BeyBlade
You mean know what I did? You know what I did to kind of assuage any guilt from me?
01:44:02
silkdong
you did the You did the low-tier god, and you just went to the PlayStation menu?
01:44:03
BeyBlade
I said, no there wass the moment No, there was the moment where was like, who do you want to talk to? you know Which girl? I was like, you pick. And she picked, and I was like, see?
01:44:15
BeyBlade
My hands are clean, Your Honor. No blood on me, man.
01:44:16
silkdong
Oh, it's ah it's on you now!
01:44:17
semendemon
I don't know.
01:44:18
BeyBlade
It's on you.
01:44:19
Steve-O
Here, i want yeah I want you to hit the button.
01:44:19
silkdong
It's on you.
01:44:21
Steve-O
I want you to hit the Mass Effect 2?
01:44:21
silkdong
There was a...
01:44:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:44:22
silkdong
There were times...
01:44:23
semendemon
Make her culpable.
01:44:25
silkdong
Dude, like... Because Mass Effect 2, when that came out, it was, like, during the blizzard of, like,
01:44:29
BeyBlade
yeah
01:44:32
silkdong
2005 or what, one what year was that? 2000, not 2005, 2010, 2011.
01:44:38
BeyBlade
Maybe that was when you played it?
01:44:38
silkdong
There's a huge blizzard.
01:44:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:44:40
silkdong
Yeah. So like my dad watched me play like maybe 70% of that game. He was like, he was like really like kind of locked in on like, you know, just cause it was, it's interesting watching somebody play a game like Mass Effect 2.
01:44:46
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:52
BeyBlade
Yeah,
01:44:54
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
01:44:54
silkdong
But I, you know, i know when those fucking goon scenes were coming up, like the road, like the, final level romance scene.
01:45:02
BeyBlade
yeah dude. Yeah, you knew.
01:45:03
silkdong
So, like, so I had to wait, like, I had to wait until, like, you know, he, like, went to bed or whatever before I went.
01:45:03
Steve-O
ah but
01:45:09
BeyBlade
for fucking
01:45:10
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:45:10
silkdong
I went and completed the mission with Miranda or whatever, whoever the fuck it was.
01:45:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, before you went and went answered her email or whatever it was.
01:45:16
silkdong
Yeah, yeah.
01:45:18
BeyBlade
they like Call her up to your bunk.
01:45:20
silkdong
Yeah, dude. So, it's, like, that's why I wanted to ask you, like,
01:45:21
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah dude since Since this is a free, this was like just code totally... It surprises you. It comes out nowhere. so You know what's so funny, though? It's so cyberpunk, right?
01:45:37
BeyBlade
I did the lame thing and my cyberpunk character just like looked like Jenny. i was, i was female V. So when I hooked up with, um, what's his name, John, uh, what's his name?
01:45:50
Steve-O
River?
01:45:50
BeyBlade
Uh, river. i was like, are you fucking cheating on me right now?
01:45:55
Steve-O
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:45:55
BeyBlade
I just went to look at it.
01:45:56
Steve-O
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:45:56
BeyBlade
I was like, Oh my fucking God. What the hell is wrong? Are you flirting with that guy? And then, um you know, a pretty graphic, a relatively graphic sex scene happens.
01:46:02
silkdong
I mean, it's River.
01:46:09
silkdong
Which one?
01:46:09
BeyBlade
right Right. When you have drunk sex with River.
01:46:13
silkdong
Oh, I didn't get that far because because he's not gay, unfortunately.
01:46:14
BeyBlade
oh Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry, John.
01:46:19
silkdong
God damn it. I tried.
01:46:20
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. You have like you have like drunk, messy sex with River. And Jenny's like, what the? And I'll say, exactly. What the fuck?
01:46:26
silkdong
and you're like, it's cyberpunk.
01:46:28
BeyBlade
No, I was like, I'm disgusted with you.
01:46:29
silkdong
Chill. Chill.
01:46:30
BeyBlade
i was like, I can't even look at you.
01:46:31
silkdong
Yeah, yeah, right?
01:46:32
Steve-O
jerry What the fuck is
01:46:33
silkdong
Right? i know.
01:46:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:46:35
silkdong
How dare you?
01:46:35
Steve-O
What the fuck is this?
01:46:35
BeyBlade
snow ah and then And then I would flirt with um Judy.
01:46:35
semendemon
you
01:46:37
silkdong
How dare you? I know.
01:46:41
BeyBlade
And I'm like, are you kidding me right now?
01:46:43
Steve-O
What are you gay to? Come on, man.
01:46:46
BeyBlade
it's It's definitely, i was i was i was getting i was getting my master's in gaslighting as we so as we were, as we speak.
01:46:56
silkdong
oh man.
01:46:56
BeyBlade
you know I learning the tricks of the train.
01:46:57
silkdong
Yeah, what is the term? That is somewhat gaslighting, though, a little bit.
01:47:02
BeyBlade
I'm, dude, 100%.
01:47:02
silkdong
Just turning it on her and be like, that's your character.
01:47:03
BeyBlade
yeah I'm flirting with Judy, and as I'm hitting the buttons, i'm like, Jenny, what the fuck? Why is that girl laying on your lap?
01:47:15
BeyBlade
Ew.
01:47:18
semendemon
Bye.
01:47:19
BeyBlade
So, yeah. So, basically, all I'm saying is if it does happen and if I am caught, I'm like, you chose this.
01:47:27
silkdong
You think...
01:47:27
BeyBlade
I could have hung out with Starblaze.
01:47:27
silkdong
out you think
01:47:28
BeyBlade
I don't know.
01:47:30
Steve-O
What?
01:47:30
silkdong
Do you think um do you think like um you think chat the last chapter is going to have...
01:47:31
Steve-O
Wait, what?
01:47:35
silkdong
like Is there a big so like sub-story going on that's going to have a big set big ah big fucking huge eyes wide shut orgy sex scene in it?
01:47:47
BeyBlade
like Like, one of them, basically, it's just like one of them is like...
01:47:53
silkdong
I have it in my cart right now, Devin. It's your chance to just make me buy it.
01:47:54
BeyBlade
Like, one ah one of the choices is like ah it's like a ah ah traditional, like, you know, this makes sense, right? And then the other is like banging Jack from Mass Effect 2, like in the in the bottom of the ship.
01:48:09
BeyBlade
You know?
01:48:10
silkdong
fucking...
01:48:10
BeyBlade
what ah It seems like that's...
01:48:11
silkdong
In the fucking porta potty? Like, you're just bagging at the porta potty?
01:48:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. One of them's like, do you want to bang the crazy hot chick in the port-a-potty? Or do you want to bang like the...
01:48:19
silkdong
Or do you want to be in this... do You want to be in this loving romance? Ha
01:48:23
BeyBlade
Oh, for Steve's reference, the Euphoria actor, Sydney Sweeney.
01:48:27
silkdong
ha ha! Yeah, don't...
01:48:28
BeyBlade
One is it like that.
01:48:28
Steve-O
Euphoria, what's that? I'm unfamiliar.
01:48:30
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:48:30
semendemon
you
01:48:30
silkdong
Who? who What actor was that? I forget.
01:48:32
Steve-O
You talking about Madam Web?
01:48:33
silkdong
I forget.
01:48:33
BeyBlade
Jenna who? Yeah, yeah.
01:48:35
silkdong
Yeah.
01:48:35
semendemon
a
01:48:37
BeyBlade
um
01:48:37
silkdong
Yeah.
01:48:37
BeyBlade
Yeah, you know, ones like that. And listen, they're both they both seem like great options. You know?
01:48:44
silkdong
Which one you going for, though, big boy?
01:48:44
BeyBlade
But I went with Invisigal because that's the port-a-potty stinks.
01:48:49
silkdong
is that Is that the porta potty? is that the or is that the Or is that the the Park Hyatt in the big city?
01:48:56
BeyBlade
No, no.
01:48:57
silkdong
Like, which one?
01:48:57
BeyBlade
That's the port-a-potty. That's the port-a-potty.
01:48:58
silkdong
that That was the porta potty?
01:48:59
BeyBlade
It seems...
01:49:00
silkdong
Dang.
01:49:00
BeyBlade
um I'm not going to lie. It seems like... the I mean, it's 100% love
Mass Effect 2: Character Relationships
01:49:06
BeyBlade
triangle, right? It's 100% like you go with the bad boy, you go with the fucking the safe choice, the safe, but also seemingly really nice choice.
01:49:14
silkdong
In Mass Effect 2, though, you could just bang everyone, though, right?
01:49:14
BeyBlade
But it's like.
01:49:17
silkdong
Basically? It doesn't matter?
01:49:18
BeyBlade
Oh, no.
01:49:20
silkdong
Or do they lock you out?
01:49:22
BeyBlade
Yeah, well, so the thing is, if you just if you just have like fucking pig sex with Jack in the in the bowels.
01:49:28
silkdong
Yeah. Hell yeah.
01:49:29
BeyBlade
Uh, that's it.
01:49:29
silkdong
She becomes attached.
01:49:30
BeyBlade
Like she, she, no, no, she like won't really bother with you for the rest of the game.
01:49:35
semendemon
Wow.
01:49:36
BeyBlade
She's like, yeah, whatever.
01:49:36
silkdong
Yeah, hit it and quit it.
01:49:37
BeyBlade
Like whatever. Cause you fucking, you know, you yeah but if you go, no, I want to learn who you are She's like, I'm sorry, what? She like fucking short circuits, you know? It's like, what?
01:49:48
BeyBlade
Um, yeah, man. Fucking play dispatch. Watch dispatch. Yeah. um
01:49:57
semendemon
Yeah, I'm going to play that. That sounds like fun.
01:49:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, it fucking rips, dude.
01:49:59
semendemon
That sounds interesting.
01:50:01
Steve-O
We'll watch that. Yeah.
01:50:02
semendemon
I'm watch
Crash Bandicoot Animated Series Announcement
01:50:03
semendemon
it.
01:50:03
Steve-O
All right.
01:50:03
semendemon
Really.
01:50:03
Steve-O
Let's go through some of our trailers and news of the week.
01:50:08
BeyBlade
News!
01:50:10
semendemon
What we got of here?
01:50:10
BeyBlade
I'm sorry.
01:50:11
semendemon
What's new?
01:50:11
Steve-O
Oh, you know what?
01:50:11
BeyBlade
That was me.
01:50:11
Steve-O
I would clip that and make that a little, little sound effect for this.
01:50:13
silkdong
Jeez.
01:50:14
BeyBlade
Yeah. she it John, that's literally what I was going for.
01:50:19
silkdong
Oh, yeah, i got that deep cut.
01:50:19
BeyBlade
I'm very glad you picked it up.
01:50:21
silkdong
Wait, what movie is that from?
01:50:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:50:22
silkdong
That was from Wedding Crap.
01:50:23
BeyBlade
That's like Wedding Crashers or something, isn't it?
01:50:25
semendemon
What's new?
01:50:26
BeyBlade
Oh yeah, you know him. Cheese. Woo. All all right.
01:50:34
silkdong
Deep cuts.
01:50:34
BeyBlade
John bailed me out a little bit with that, so I'm glad.
01:50:35
silkdong
That was a deep cut. Sorry. Sorry for the deep cut.
01:50:37
BeyBlade
No, no, it's good. I'm glad you got it.
01:50:42
BeyBlade
First up, ah this is neat. Crash Bandicoot is getting a Netflix animated series.
01:50:48
silkdong
Animated series?
01:50:51
silkdong
Hell yeah, brother.
01:50:51
BeyBlade
I, uh,
01:50:52
semendemon
You think every episode is going to end with a bunch of boxes dropping on his head?
01:50:56
Steve-O
That would be really funny if that was the credits.
01:50:57
BeyBlade
That should be the credits.
01:50:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:50:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's the credits.
01:50:58
semendemon
has to be, right?
01:51:02
Steve-O
Would this be Crash's first...
01:51:02
BeyBlade
ah Will he have an accent?
01:51:05
Steve-O
He should. I mean, like he's kind of Australian, isn't he?
01:51:09
semendemon
Kind of?
01:51:09
BeyBlade
He's a marsupial?
01:51:10
Steve-O
He's marsupial, isn't that no what a bandicoot is? Aren't they from Australia?
01:51:15
semendemon
Steve, you know better than me. You're a bandicoot, man.
01:51:17
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're you're the...
01:51:17
Steve-O
I don't know. No, isn't this Crash's first...
01:51:18
BeyBlade
ah He's the Sidney Sweeney of marsupials.
01:51:24
Steve-O
Devin, would you drink Crash Bandicoot's bath water?
01:51:27
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:51:27
semendemon
yeah
01:51:27
BeyBlade
Hold on. I got to get another beer after this. i just saw this.
01:51:30
Steve-O
ah Oh, fuck.
01:51:31
BeyBlade
He's
01:51:32
Steve-O
I just saw Crash Bandicoot's arm. Just bent totally back.
01:51:36
semendemon
I would.
01:51:37
BeyBlade
like, God.
01:51:37
Steve-O
dude.
01:51:37
BeyBlade
Yeah,
01:51:37
semendemon
I saw that, the Netflix series, that the way it happened like that, I'd get another beer.
01:51:42
Steve-O
that would you Honestly, that would be like a dispatch situation where it's like he has to like work at a video game like dispatch thing.
01:51:49
BeyBlade
exactly. yeah
01:51:50
Steve-O
Oh, man. We got a new platform, a game that needs a hero.
01:51:54
BeyBlade
yeah exactly
01:51:55
Steve-O
but
01:51:56
semendemon
He just ate it.
01:51:57
BeyBlade
Uh, Crash Bandicoot.
01:51:58
semendemon
Crash Bandicoot just broke his fucking arm.
01:52:00
BeyBlade
He needs a win, dude. Uh, yeah, so, I mean, that's cool, right?
01:52:06
Steve-O
Yeah, you know what?
01:52:06
BeyBlade
I like Crash Bandicoot.
01:52:07
Steve-O
Crash has always been a fun character. I mean...
01:52:11
BeyBlade
I'm not even saying it needs to be for me.
01:52:13
Steve-O
This is weird because isn't Crash Bandicoot owned by Microsoft now?
01:52:18
semendemon
Is it really?
01:52:18
BeyBlade
Oh, you mean that, uh, that, that ice, that ice, that pro ice company that I keep hearing about?
01:52:19
silkdong
Is it the Naughty Dog game?
01:52:23
Steve-O
Yes, yes.
01:52:24
silkdong
oh ah
01:52:26
Steve-O
yeah master The Chief, the head of ice
01:52:27
BeyBlade
a
01:52:30
semendemon
That's a shame.
01:52:30
BeyBlade
The Master Chief, yeah.
Stranger Things Finale Debate
01:52:33
BeyBlade
um we got a ah We got a Stranger Things official trailer. Just another one starring apparently the world's biggest bully.
01:52:40
silkdong
It was old school, by the way, not not Wedding Crashers was old school.
01:52:43
BeyBlade
Oh, okay. Okay. look Yeah, but Stranger Things 5 starring the biggest bully. um
01:52:53
silkdong
Yeah, I'm not going watch this anymore.
01:52:54
BeyBlade
Officer Hopper.
01:52:54
silkdong
i'm but I'm putting my foot down. I don't watch Bullies.
01:52:56
Steve-O
Yeah, you're ending it, Raider 5.
01:52:57
BeyBlade
You didn't watch
01:52:59
silkdong
I'm boycotting Stranger Things 5. Yeah.
01:53:02
BeyBlade
yeah
01:53:03
silkdong
Sorry.
01:53:04
BeyBlade
it? Yeah, very...
01:53:05
BeyBlade
Again, listen.
01:53:05
silkdong
I know where not to put my money now.
01:53:07
silkdong
Sorry.
01:53:07
semendemon
yeah
01:53:10
BeyBlade
Listen, very much, um you know, you don't...
01:53:14
silkdong
When's that new harry Harry Potter come out, though?
01:53:17
BeyBlade
What a trailer what is what a trailer you don't have...
01:53:17
silkdong
I want to
01:53:18
semendemon
yeah yeah
01:53:19
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah
01:53:22
semendemon
Got them.
01:53:22
BeyBlade
but listen.
01:53:23
semendemon
Got them all.
01:53:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, you don't need to watch this trailer, right? It's fucking...
01:53:26
silkdong
Yeah, I kind of don't want to watch it because I just want to watch the series when it comes out.
01:53:28
BeyBlade
You don't.
01:53:30
semendemon
Well, going end it.
01:53:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:53:31
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:53:31
semendemon
I'm going end it all, baby.
01:53:32
BeyBlade
It's very, ah yeah, if it's just that.
01:53:35
silkdong
Although, the the one thing I heard that was pseudo-interesting to me was that they're releasing the final episode in theaters.
01:53:35
BeyBlade
I
01:53:43
semendemon
Really? I heard that was shot down.
01:53:44
silkdong
And I'm like...
01:53:45
BeyBlade
want to like New Year's Eve or something.
01:53:47
silkdong
yeah and I'm like, Sam, do we...
01:53:48
semendemon
I heard that was shot down.
01:53:50
silkdong
I'm like, do we really want to ugly cry in front of all in front of other people in public? Or do we want watch this at home?
01:53:55
Steve-O
were going to do it when the ball drops.
01:53:58
semendemon
Oh my lord.
01:53:58
silkdong
So it's not coming out in theaters anymore?
01:53:58
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:54:01
Steve-O
Let's find out. Let's just look it up.
01:54:02
semendemon
I thought it was. I thought they shut that down.
01:54:04
Steve-O
Stranger
01:54:06
semendemon
like That was one of the reasons why the Duffer Brothers left Netflix.
01:54:11
Steve-O
finale.
01:54:11
silkdong
Stranger Things season 5 series finale will be released in over 350 US and Canadian theaters starting December 31st.
01:54:17
Steve-O
Canadian. Oh, and U S. Okay. Yeah.
01:54:20
silkdong
And we'll continue through January 1st.
01:54:22
semendemon
Double check. Cool.
01:54:24
silkdong
Wait. Wait, so it's only from New Year's Eve through New Year's Day?
01:54:28
semendemon
Oh.
01:54:29
Steve-O
i
01:54:29
silkdong
I'll just cry at home.
01:54:30
Steve-O
I wouldn't be surprised is if it's like a day and date thing.
01:54:34
silkdong
Here's the other thing. Do you guys plan on watching the whole series?
01:54:38
semendemon
Yeah.
01:54:38
silkdong
Front to back before this comes out?
01:54:39
BeyBlade
true
01:54:40
semendemon
Yeah.
01:54:40
BeyBlade
No, no, I'm going watch it as they come out.
01:54:42
silkdong
that too much?
01:54:42
Steve-O
aren't Aren't they doing it in like parts?
01:54:43
BeyBlade
going wait.
01:54:43
semendemon
Oh, I'm watching as it comes out.
01:54:44
silkdong
no No, no, no.
01:54:45
semendemon
Yes.
01:54:46
silkdong
I mean re-watching 1 through 4 before 5 comes out.
01:54:49
semendemon
I was thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm knowing the idea. It's a good series. I've done it before.
01:54:55
silkdong
yeah I kind of want to put the zen in. I want to line my gums with like six zins and just watch all of them before this comes out.
01:54:58
Steve-O
Yeah, you gotta focus.
01:55:02
BeyBlade
I think it's more interesting to watch, to to read about the world events that have happened since season one.
01:55:06
silkdong
I want to i want to overdose i want to overdose on on nicotine before this comes out.
01:55:11
Steve-O
Oh my god.
01:55:11
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:55:13
silkdong
I want to be that locked
01:55:13
Steve-O
oh my god.
01:55:14
silkdong
I want to be Shohei Otani locked in. Ten strikeouts, three home runs.
01:55:18
Steve-O
John watched every episode of Stranger Things.
01:55:18
BeyBlade
like we
01:55:20
silkdong
and In three days! What the fuck? Is that even possible? is there enough time?
01:55:25
BeyBlade
I'm just more blown away by all the crazy life events that have happened since that show's done.
01:55:26
silkdong
um just want I watch it in 2x speed. That's what I was doing with some of the Godzilla movies. ah I increased the speed like the to 1.5 or 2x to get through it a little bit quicker.
01:55:37
BeyBlade
That's fair.
01:55:42
silkdong
Can you do that on Netflix? Maybe I'll do that in Stranger Things.
01:55:46
BeyBlade
Dude, go for it.
01:55:46
Steve-O
Speed run it. Yeah. Well.
01:55:49
silkdong
No, because the way the way I saw it with Godzilla was like, it's in Japanese anyway.
01:55:49
BeyBlade
Oh.
01:55:52
silkdong
It's not like I understand what they're saying. I have to read it anyway, so I might as well speed it up a little bit.
01:55:56
Steve-O
And you've already seen stranger things.
01:55:57
BeyBlade
Oh.
01:55:58
Steve-O
So you could be like, yeah, I seen that. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. I seen that.
01:56:00
silkdong
Yeah.
01:56:02
BeyBlade
You know what's crazy? I rewatched the first season. I started the season one right after season four. um And it is like, it's like a totally different show.
01:56:15
Steve-O
it Season four, tonally, was such a drastic jump.
01:56:20
BeyBlade
Yeah. And like in a good way, it's it's not even like it's infinitely better, but like season one's like a mystery.
01:56:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:28
BeyBlade
You know, it's what happened to this kid.
01:56:29
silkdong
Yeah.
01:56:31
BeyBlade
And, um,
01:56:31
Steve-O
The stakes just get raised so high in that fourth season.
01:56:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, they really do. It's almost comical, you know, to be like, oh, you know, like Hopper just goes from like a fucking a drunk, like and a slightly alcoholic cop to like sword fighting fucking demons.
01:56:40
silkdong
It becomes less and less like
01:56:40
Steve-O
We're like, oh, Freddie...
01:56:42
silkdong
um big farm becomes less and less like e
01:56:42
semendemon
I think i think
01:56:52
BeyBlade
And you're like, all right.
01:56:54
semendemon
i think the scaling went well.
01:56:56
BeyBlade
Russian prison.
01:56:56
semendemon
like The scaling of the show pretty proceeded pretty naturally. And I think Vecna is a great version of that.
01:57:03
silkdong
Like, final boss.
01:57:04
Steve-O
Yeah, I was...
01:57:04
semendemon
Yeah.
01:57:05
silkdong
Like, like cul culmination of what what they were...
01:57:05
semendemon
like I think it's
01:57:05
BeyBlade
yeah
01:57:09
semendemon
They nailed it. And I feel that it feels like it was planned out a bit. Like they knew it back there was.
01:57:09
silkdong
Yeah.
01:57:12
Steve-O
i was really worried by the previous two seasons.
01:57:13
semendemon
Okay.
01:57:15
silkdong
How old are they supposed to be? How old are they supposed to be now?
01:57:18
BeyBlade
Well, I keep hearing.
01:57:18
silkdong
Like, compared to...
01:57:18
Steve-O
They're in high school now, right? That was...
01:57:20
BeyBlade
So the thing is, is like I keep hearing there's a time job, but like they looked exactly they were dressed exactly the same. And I'm like.
01:57:27
silkdong
Well, there was the one... I think it's three or four where they're, like, really pushing... trying to make them look way younger than they were it felt like it
01:57:35
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's definitely four. Yeah. Like, ah when Will has that fucking haircut, you're like, what are we doing?
01:57:40
silkdong
what's the best season what's the best season off the top of your head you think four four is like insane dude like like it i know but four was like oh i'm why am i crying in the club right now like watching this you know like that's
01:57:40
semendemon
ah Yeah.
01:57:41
BeyBlade
It might be four.
01:57:42
semendemon
Four.
01:57:46
semendemon
Yeah.
01:57:47
BeyBlade
I really...
01:57:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:48
BeyBlade
Like, two has some great moments, too, in it, though. But, like, the...
01:57:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:56
semendemon
That one scene where they the American government is attacking the FBI or whatever agents in that house is like, that is a wonderful action sequence.
01:57:57
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:58:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:58:05
Steve-O
a
01:58:09
Steve-O
yeah
01:58:09
semendemon
And it is tense as fuck.
01:58:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude, that's great. The whole fucking, um you know, um my God, Eddie, not Eddie.
01:58:19
Steve-O
Eddie?
01:58:19
BeyBlade
Is it Eddie?
01:58:20
Steve-O
Yeah, Eddie. The DM?
01:58:22
BeyBlade
eight I'm not going lie. Sometimes I've rewatched that scene he has with the girl in the woods.
01:58:29
semendemon
It's really wonderful, isn't it?
01:58:29
BeyBlade
Like ah that's, that is such a great, cause you just go, it's such a, yeah, it's really charming.
01:58:32
silkdong
Oh, yeah.
01:58:34
semendemon
It's very charming.
01:58:37
Steve-O
Right.
01:58:37
BeyBlade
It's such a moment where you're like, oh my God, like I love these, these characters are really great. And you didn't, you wouldn't think they do that in season four, you know?
01:58:45
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
01:58:45
Steve-O
Right.
01:58:46
silkdong
Yeah.
01:58:47
BeyBlade
God, that makes me want to.
01:58:48
semendemon
They were the best new characters in the show.
01:58:49
silkdong
Yeah.
01:58:50
semendemon
I even i think even better than Billy.
01:58:50
Steve-O
They really were like that first season or that first episode of season four, because like there was such a long hiatus between season three and season four that when you watch that first episode, you're like, oh, fuck, Stranger Things is back.
01:58:50
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
01:59:03
Steve-O
Like this was like, oh, my God, just the way they killed her in that, too.
01:59:04
silkdong
Yeah, dude.
01:59:05
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:59:05
silkdong
Yeah.
01:59:09
semendemon
Brutal.
01:59:10
semendemon
Absolutely brutal. Yeah, really, real kick in the pants.
01:59:10
Steve-O
God damn, dude.
01:59:12
silkdong
um I'm really, I'm really like, I'm kind of worried like what the after effects of Max is going to be.
01:59:13
semendemon
I loved it.
01:59:21
silkdong
Low-key, she's like, I think she's like the best character on the show.
01:59:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, and Max.
01:59:25
silkdong
Like, she's like, yeah I think she's like, one like if not one like one of the best
01:59:26
Steve-O
Max is excellent.
01:59:31
silkdong
like She was in a new addition. She wasn't one of the original and the and ended up having one of the best character arcs in the in the show. I'm kind of like really worried about what's going to happen with her like after how season four ended.
01:59:38
semendemon
Yes.
01:59:45
silkdong
Yeah,
01:59:46
Steve-O
are they I think Max is going okay.
01:59:46
BeyBlade
anyway
01:59:48
Steve-O
I think fucking Steve's going to bite it, dude.
01:59:48
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:59:50
Steve-O
I think Steve's going to bite it, and it's going to fucking suck.
01:59:50
silkdong
yeah I think Steve's going to die.
01:59:50
semendemon
Steve is dead.
01:59:52
silkdong
Yeah, he's going to die.
01:59:53
Steve-O
It's going to hurt so bad.
01:59:54
silkdong
Somebody's going to die, right? like Somebody has to die this season.
01:59:56
semendemon
Steve's dead.
01:59:57
silkdong
It's going to be somebody important.
01:59:58
Steve-O
and then And then Joe Curie has to go on and continue to date Sabrina Carpenter secretly. And it's just going to be a whole.
02:00:05
semendemon
scared.
02:00:05
BeyBlade
Oh my God, is that what's happening?
02:00:07
Steve-O
That's what the rumors were, because they like Sabrina Carpenter pulled him on stage and put him in horny jail or something.
02:00:10
semendemon
They've been hanging out.
02:00:14
BeyBlade
Well, yeah. Guilty. Yeah. um yeah Yeah, dude. Fuck.
02:00:24
BeyBlade
Fuck.
02:00:25
Steve-O
ah God bless the Duffer Brothers for being like branding this. Also.
02:00:28
semendemon
Yeah, yeah.
02:00:29
silkdong
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:00:29
semendemon
Let's put a period on this.
02:00:30
BeyBlade
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
02:00:32
silkdong
What are they do they're doing next?
02:00:32
BeyBlade
i I have some opinion.
02:00:34
silkdong
Do they know?
02:00:36
BeyBlade
I think they have a ah project.
02:00:36
silkdong
they they Were they signed for something?
02:00:38
BeyBlade
Yeah. What's the next?
02:00:40
Steve-O
Funky things.
02:00:42
BeyBlade
Duffer Brothers.
02:00:43
semendemon
What if it's a party wife at the
02:00:48
BeyBlade
what's next Duffer Brothers Project?
02:00:49
semendemon
end? That would kill.
02:00:50
Steve-O
Full party wipe.
02:00:52
semendemon
Yeah, TPK.
02:00:53
Steve-O
God damn, dude.
02:00:55
BeyBlade
So they are doing ah looks like two series, ah The Burroughs and Something Very Bad is going to happen.
02:01:03
Steve-O
That's actually a really good name.
02:01:04
BeyBlade
Okay. All right.
02:01:04
Steve-O
I'm into that name.
02:01:06
semendemon
So they're now working with Paramount?
02:01:06
BeyBlade
ah So,
02:01:08
semendemon
Paramount.
02:01:09
BeyBlade
The Burroughs is a supernatural mystery series set in the New Mexico retirement community. Okay. And something very bad is going to happen is just another Netflix series with plan. 2026 release date.
02:01:21
semendemon
Oh, is this Duffer Brothers?
02:01:23
Steve-O
Yes.
02:01:23
BeyBlade
Yeah. The Duffs.
02:01:24
semendemon
I thought they left Netflix.
02:01:24
BeyBlade
um
02:01:26
semendemon
I thought they went to another company.
02:01:28
BeyBlade
ah Paramount deal following their Netflix deal. They have signed a four year deal. Yeah, they are. They did sign with Paramount. I mean, this google ai right but listen there's a hundred percent going to be a news there's going to be a stranger thing spinoff that's just like let's just even though it's not announced it's that's going to happen yeah they're going to be like producers or something like that they might i i don't know how that works
02:01:46
silkdong
Yeah, it's just, it's not going to be, yeah, it's going to happen.
02:01:50
Steve-O
It's probably not going to be from the Duffer Brothers.
02:01:51
semendemon
No.
02:01:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:54
silkdong
they They don't, yeah, they don't own the rights, right? They didn't, they didn't get the, did they get the fucking, the fucking sinners deal?
02:02:02
semendemon
They want to make movies.
02:02:03
silkdong
Didn't get the sinners deal?
02:02:04
semendemon
they want to they They want movies in theaters.
02:02:04
BeyBlade
yeah
02:02:06
semendemon
That's why they went to Paramount.
02:02:09
semendemon
That was their rationale.
02:02:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, they're taking on a
02:02:15
BeyBlade
Stephen King's Talesman.
02:02:17
semendemon
The Talisman. Okay.
02:02:18
BeyBlade
Talesman. Okay.
02:02:19
semendemon
All right.
02:02:20
BeyBlade
but But, you know, these this is like D&D, right, from um Game of Thrones. It's like they have 50,000 projects lined up.
02:02:27
semendemon
Yeah.
02:02:32
BeyBlade
Half of these are probably going to get canceled. The other half they're not going to move forward with, and then they're going to pick one. Uh, so, and like, they're not going to talk about anything until this shit's done.
02:02:45
BeyBlade
But it's never gonna be good. It's not going to be bad. I know that. Uh, put it in the bank.
02:02:52
semendemon
Put in my butt.
02:02:53
BeyBlade
Put it in the bank. Uh, Scream 7, guys. Um, yeah, it's it's the seventh Scream. I'm not saying that means it's automatically going to be bad.
02:03:03
silkdong
Auto. Day zero?
02:03:05
BeyBlade
but
02:03:05
silkdong
Day zero, Devin?
02:03:08
BeyBlade
I'll probably watch it. I like, I like a good screen movie.
02:03:11
semendemon
You're a day zero guy on this.
02:03:13
Steve-O
Good old ghost face running around.
02:03:15
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm a day zero. I think it's kind of like the only, it's one of the few horror films that Jenny will like watch with me, you know, you know where she's like, Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll watch this.
02:03:16
semendemon
All right. All right.
02:03:30
BeyBlade
Like I'll watch screen. Why not? Uh, even though she hasn't seen some of the originals, which is its own thing.
02:03:34
silkdong
Thank you.
02:03:38
BeyBlade
But what are you to do?
Resident Evil 9 Excitement
02:03:40
semendemon
What you going to
02:03:40
BeyBlade
um What you going to
02:03:44
BeyBlade
Some Resident Evil 9 news came out. um Nothing crazy. Just like ah something where I'm like, I'm just auto. This is an auto buy.
02:03:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:54
BeyBlade
I'm going to auto buy the deluxe edition.
02:03:56
Steve-O
They're doing costumes. I know they announced Amiibo for the Switch version. um Just in general, like, you know it's very interesting that you know, Resident Evil's never been really kind of letting us down over the past few years.
02:04:14
Steve-O
So I'm excited for this. And this just seems like more good news.
02:04:16
BeyBlade
I'll be honest, if there's if there's a sure thing, it's Resident Evil games in the last like half decade.
02:04:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:25
BeyBlade
It's just like, no, listen it's going to be really good.
02:04:27
Steve-O
Since seven? Would you say, yeah?
02:04:30
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, since 7 wasn't the...
02:04:32
silkdong
6-7? 6-7? That's what heard, Steve.
02:04:33
BeyBlade
God damn it.
02:04:33
Steve-O
Six, seven!
02:04:33
BeyBlade
Listen...
02:04:34
semendemon
Six, seven.
02:04:35
BeyBlade
yeah
02:04:36
silkdong
Lady
02:04:36
semendemon
That's what I heard.
02:04:38
BeyBlade
god damn
02:04:38
Steve-O
ah That's not what I said.
02:04:41
BeyBlade
ah
02:04:41
silkdong
Dude, that's what that's what i heard steve
02:04:43
BeyBlade
but say Five costumes. One of the costumes the Lady Dimitris costume.
02:04:51
silkdong
they reaction yeah
02:04:53
BeyBlade
ah
02:04:53
silkdong
lady d
02:04:54
BeyBlade
letters from A file, letters from 1998, which is always fun. and
02:04:59
silkdong
du
02:04:59
BeyBlade
Can't wait to pay for that. Yeah,
02:05:01
silkdong
Low-key, her fucking like apocalypse outfit is the hottest one, I think.
02:05:06
BeyBlade
yeah that's pretty sick. Is that like a like the movie?
02:05:09
silkdong
I don't know what the...
02:05:10
Steve-O
That looks like the movie.
02:05:10
silkdong
that to the Resident Evil movie?
02:05:10
BeyBlade
It looks like the movie, yeah.
02:05:11
Steve-O
That looks right out of the movie.
02:05:14
silkdong
you know is that the reference reference to the re an evil movie
02:05:18
Steve-O
Resident Evil Apocalypse.
02:05:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, I think it's it's what she wore in Resident Evil. Not her grace, but... um Also, I don't know if you guys saw this, but Sony apparently accidentally spoiled Leon.
02:05:29
Steve-O
I did see that.
02:05:31
silkdong
Yeah, this this was...
02:05:32
BeyBlade
Like...
02:05:32
silkdong
Isn't this old news? No, it was IGN.
02:05:34
BeyBlade
Oh, no...
02:05:34
Steve-O
Well, IGN spoiled it, but ah Sony officially spoiled it when they put it in the like but the description.
02:05:34
silkdong
I thought IGN did.
02:05:39
silkdong
What did they say? What did Sony say?
02:05:41
BeyBlade
they They basically said like one at like one of the five costumes is a Leon costume or something like that. like And then like to a point where the RE Twitter account was like, thanks. Thanks, Sony.
02:05:53
Steve-O
oh
02:05:53
BeyBlade
Appreciate it.
02:05:54
Steve-O
Way to go, bud.
02:05:55
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:05:56
BeyBlade
We're just like, all right.
02:05:56
silkdong
Wait, what's the Leon costume look like?
02:05:58
Steve-O
but We don't know.
02:05:58
BeyBlade
I don't.
02:05:59
Steve-O
they it was
02:05:59
silkdong
He's got an eyepatch!
02:05:59
BeyBlade
they didn't do It was only text, dude.
02:06:00
Steve-O
It was just description.
02:06:01
silkdong
He's missing an eye.
02:06:02
Steve-O
He was a pirate. Yar!
02:06:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. Oh, dude.
02:06:07
silkdong
I mean, it could be an NPC costume.
02:06:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, sure.
02:06:10
Steve-O
um Yeah, maybe it makes an NPC look like Leon.
02:06:11
BeyBlade
Sure.
02:06:15
silkdong
Maybe it's just...
02:06:15
BeyBlade
Uh-huh.
02:06:16
silkdong
Maybe it is Grace wearing Leon's outfit. That would be fucking... You talking about the Boogie Nights gif?
02:06:22
BeyBlade
Dude, yeah.
02:06:23
silkdong
yeah
02:06:23
Steve-O
Wait, which Leon, though?
02:06:25
silkdong
Ramp that up.
02:06:26
semendemon
you
02:06:26
Steve-O
Which outfit?
02:06:26
BeyBlade
That's like, you know what?
02:06:27
silkdong
Ramp that shit up, baby.
02:06:27
BeyBlade
that's I've never seen more of a green light for John Tagoon ever.
02:06:32
silkdong
This is ah grace Grace dressed up as Resident Evil 4 Leon.
02:06:34
BeyBlade
Yeah, a hot girl dressed up like Leon Kennedy.
02:06:37
silkdong
Yo, give me that shit, baby.
02:06:38
BeyBlade
Like, yeah. Yeah. No one can shame me for this.
02:06:41
silkdong
That's my excuse. That's my excuse.
02:06:43
BeyBlade
It's legal.
02:06:45
Steve-O
Everything's legal here.
02:06:46
silkdong
It's illegal.
02:06:47
BeyBlade
It's legal now.
02:06:49
silkdong
Wait, so it says... Oh, yeah, they say Fato de Leon. Agente Especial del DSO.
02:06:54
BeyBlade
oh Oh, yeah, it was like Sony Spain or something like that.
02:06:59
silkdong
Yeah, those fucking dumbasses spoiled it all.
02:07:05
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
02:07:06
silkdong
Oh, Portuguese is Portuguese.
02:07:07
BeyBlade
Oh, those goddamn Brazilians.
02:07:11
silkdong
Wait, uh, Leon is in RE9 as a main playable character alongside Grace.
02:07:12
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
02:07:16
silkdong
It's waiting. Oh. Yeah, I guess.
02:07:19
Steve-O
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
02:07:20
BeyBlade
yeah
02:07:21
Steve-O
They just...
02:07:21
silkdong
But you know what, dude, the reveal's still gonna hit hard, though, when they when they finally show him.
02:07:21
Steve-O
by Oh, it's still...
02:07:25
BeyBlade
i hate yeah
02:07:26
Steve-O
He's gonna show up.
02:07:26
silkdong
It doesn't matter!
02:07:27
Steve-O
It's gonna be like when Captain America showed up in Endgame.
02:07:30
semendemon
for
02:07:30
silkdong
It's gonna be like Resident Evil 2 remake reveal. It's gonna be like that.
02:07:35
Steve-O
Dude, they better not make him look like Chris chris Redfield from 7.
02:07:35
silkdong
Still gonna hit hard.
02:07:40
Steve-O
Just some fucking random ass man shows up.
02:07:40
BeyBlade
but What if they did they do?
02:07:40
silkdong
Dude, what's he gonna look like in RE9?
02:07:44
Steve-O
I'm Leon!
02:07:45
silkdong
Yo, real talk though, how hot are they gonna make Leon in RE Engine for RE9?
02:07:47
semendemon
Well, that.
02:07:53
silkdong
They're gonna make him... He's gonna be wearing a thong. He's gonna be...
02:07:58
BeyBlade
He's going to like Steve's mod, his is Leon mod, dude.
02:07:58
silkdong
They're... ah No, because like, they got it.
02:08:00
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08:01
semendemon
Yeah.
02:08:01
Steve-O
Give them the fucking crop top.
02:08:01
semendemon
you're here
02:08:02
silkdong
Because like, I don't know if they, I don't know, maybe they under, maybe they knew, but maybe they underestimated how much like, the attracted to male community was going to goon for Leon in Resident Evil 4 Remake, you know?
02:08:04
Steve-O
The tramp stamp.
02:08:15
Steve-O
I think they know.
02:08:17
silkdong
You think they knew?
02:08:17
semendemon
Yeah, they know what they're doing.
02:08:18
Steve-O
I think they know.
02:08:19
silkdong
They didn't have no fucking hog outlines in his in his pants, like ah like they might have in here. You might just see a third leg just sitting there. Sitting there on the side of his.
02:08:29
semendemon
They know what they're doing.
02:08:31
silkdong
On the side of his pants.
02:08:32
semendemon
This is Capcom, for Christ's sakes.
02:08:32
silkdong
You know.
02:08:33
semendemon
They have Street Fighter.
02:08:35
silkdong
Tyrant.
02:08:35
Steve-O
This is Capcom.
02:08:35
semendemon
They just released a bunch of bikini models for the Street Fighter game. They know what they're doing, John.
02:08:42
silkdong
I know. But we only got one bikini. Luke costume. We didn't get any other bikinis. For for any of the other male characters.
02:08:47
semendemon
They're saving it for... They're saving it for Leon.
02:08:52
silkdong
Oh yeah. So Leon's outfit. DSO. Special agent. What does that mean? That's a possible spoiler.
02:08:59
semendemon
probably what's written on the phone.
02:09:00
Steve-O
Isn't dso the thing that Jill was working for?
02:09:06
BeyBlade
Well, Chris and i don't know.
02:09:07
silkdong
No, that that was the BSAA.
02:09:08
semendemon
Department swag.
02:09:10
silkdong
Jill and Chris were the BSAA in 5.
02:09:13
Steve-O
In five, but in there was the Wolf Squad in eight, and then Jill was working on like the the the arrival group.
02:09:13
silkdong
but is the s But in in um and Village...
02:09:19
silkdong
Let me see.
02:09:22
silkdong
um me say Let me see. Let me see. let me see Where is he? Resident Evil 7... I don't see anything about... Who did he work for?
02:09:33
silkdong
just He's just a fucking independent...
02:09:35
BeyBlade
You just worked for the president, right?
02:09:36
silkdong
Independent contractor, Chris.
02:09:36
Steve-O
Yeah, he he was just the Prezzy's best friend.
02:09:39
semendemon
I thought he was the secret service.
02:09:41
Steve-O
No, we're talking about Chris Redfield right now.
02:09:43
semendemon
Oh, Chris.
02:09:43
Steve-O
aren is that
02:09:43
semendemon
No, he was in a special organization to go after bioweapons.
02:09:47
silkdong
So DSO's Division of Security Operations.
02:09:50
Steve-O
He was a member of Houndwolf squad for the BSLA.
02:09:51
silkdong
i And the employer of Leon Scott Kennedy from 2011.
02:09:53
semendemon
Yeah.
02:09:56
silkdong
So it's just a but probably just special suit.
02:09:58
Steve-O
It's probably just special teams.
02:10:02
semendemon
Assless chaps.
02:10:04
silkdong
Oh yeah.
02:10:04
Steve-O
Coming next year, February. I'm excited.
02:10:08
semendemon
You ready, Steve?
02:10:10
Steve-O
I'm fucking ready.
02:10:11
semendemon
Yeah, me too. I'm ready for another Resident Evil. It's easy.
02:10:15
silkdong
Am Yeah.
02:10:17
semendemon
Yeah, we're all ready.
02:10:17
Steve-O
we
02:10:17
silkdong
No, but this is the thing. like This reveal is going to determine whether or not I'm going to want the collector's edition.
02:10:26
Steve-O
You're going to want the collective edition.
02:10:27
silkdong
yeah But if it's a grace statue, I don't know. What if I don't feel like that with grace? you know What if I don't but if i don' bang like that?
02:10:33
semendemon
Hmm.
02:10:35
Steve-O
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. You might be right. you You are a little like more meh on the 7, 8, and 9s.
02:10:42
silkdong
No, but...
02:10:43
Steve-O
eight and nines
02:10:45
silkdong
Yeah, but the here's the here's the um here's my cope, though. the Resident Evil Village Collector's Edition. Didn't that come with a Chris statue?
02:10:52
Steve-O
It did.
02:10:53
silkdong
Yeah,
02:10:55
Steve-O
did.
02:10:56
silkdong
He was a sub-character in that. he wasn you didn't get no fucking Ethan statue. Could you imagine a fucking...
02:11:01
BeyBlade
Yeah, but they already showed they already showed the grace, actually.
02:11:03
silkdong
It's just a it's just a fucking dildo that's just that's the statue.
02:11:05
Steve-O
Yeah. Oh, it is a gray statue, right?
02:11:06
semendemon
Mm-hmm.
02:11:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, isn't that a grace statue?
02:11:08
silkdong
oh it is? Let me see.
02:11:10
BeyBlade
Am I wrong?
02:11:10
silkdong
Resident Evil 9.
02:11:11
Steve-O
I think you're right.
02:11:11
BeyBlade
i mean
02:11:11
silkdong
I don't think they've revealed it yet. The Collector's Edition?
02:11:15
BeyBlade
I thought that's what that... ah
02:11:16
Steve-O
Oh, this is embarrassing based on this picture.
02:11:18
silkdong
There's no... I don't...
02:11:19
Steve-O
I don't know if this is true.
02:11:20
silkdong
Oh, yeah. That's Grace. ah Man, this...
02:11:24
BeyBlade
Oh, wait, no, that's a bonus costume.
02:11:24
silkdong
Dude, I love...
02:11:26
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're right.
02:11:27
silkdong
No, but is there is there an actual statue that they reveal the collector's edition?
02:11:31
BeyBlade
No, not yet.
02:11:32
silkdong
That's what I'm saying, dog.
02:11:32
Steve-O
it's It looks like it's like a little plastic standee. But then again, I don't know if that's like a very expensive one.
02:11:36
silkdong
Dude, this... This costume's tight, dude. Tight, tight, tight.
02:11:44
BeyBlade
You know what else pretty sweet?
02:11:44
silkdong
i do I do really, like in defense of Devin's gooning, I really do love Grace Ashcroft's like overall design. like I love her clothing, hair, like everything.
02:11:56
BeyBlade
like how she smells. How she sweats.
02:12:00
silkdong
Her bathwater texture as well.
02:12:01
BeyBlade
Yeah. air water yeah
02:12:03
silkdong
I like swirling my finger in it. In my little mason jar that I have in my cabinet at home.
02:12:08
semendemon
All right. Okay.
02:12:11
BeyBlade
The Tigers are playing two nights.
02:12:12
semendemon
Two nights.
02:12:16
silkdong
But yeah, I mean, we'll see. If it's a gray statue, I mean, I'll think about it.
02:12:23
BeyBlade
But if it's a Leon statue where he where he's he's got gray beard and an eye patch...
02:12:23
silkdong
But like, it's a Leon statue, you know, it's really, yeah, it's really, it's anything.
02:12:25
Steve-O
Bye, bye, bye.
02:12:31
silkdong
Dude, he could look like fucking Mr.
02:12:33
BeyBlade
Thank you.
02:12:33
silkdong
Bean. He could be dressed like Mr. Bean and I'll get it
02:12:35
Steve-O
Whoa, whoa, whoa. How would you not buy the Mr.
02:12:38
semendemon
Yeah, I'd buy a bean i'd buy a bean statue associated with Resident Evil.
02:12:38
Steve-O
Bean Leon?
02:12:43
semendemon
He's in the game somewhere.
02:12:45
Steve-O
Mr.
02:12:45
silkdong
I like ah like the idea that it looks like they're going with um with charms too because they have a like that there's going to be a little bit of Resident Evil 4 in there I think because they're giving you a Mr.
02:12:45
Steve-O
Bean.
02:12:46
semendemon
Woo! Woo! Woo!
02:12:49
BeyBlade
fifty
02:12:56
Steve-O
Get those charms on the briefcase. Oh, I do.
02:12:59
silkdong
Raccoon charm.
02:13:00
Steve-O
Yeah, I dig that.
02:13:02
silkdong
So maybe they're they're having a little bit of that. I don't like Grace's little baby gun though. But you know she's a baby so it's too small.
02:13:09
BeyBlade
Oh.
02:13:12
silkdong
like How's that going to do anything?
02:13:13
semendemon
Isn't there a big-ass gun on on the collector's edition?
02:13:15
Steve-O
That's the thing. Maybe she's maybe she's not the one who should be doing doing the shooting.
02:13:17
silkdong
What's that going to do against Absolute Joker?
02:13:22
Steve-O
Maybe at the end of it, it's going to be Leon doing the shooting.
02:13:22
semendemon
Yeah.
02:13:24
semendemon
There's a big-ass gun on the cover of like the steel case that's coming out, the actual thing. I think that somebody's carrying that.
02:13:33
Steve-O
Although she does have a big gun in the apocalypse preorder bonus.
02:13:33
semendemon
It's huge.
02:13:35
BeyBlade
You know what's crazy?
02:13:36
silkdong
i know!
02:13:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:36
silkdong
She's got that fucking... What is that? What kind of gun is that, Chris?
02:13:38
BeyBlade
You know what's kind of funny, though, is like if Leon Kennedy had to fight Absolute Joker right now, the soon as he turns into a monster, i'd be like, oh, it's game over for Joker.
02:13:43
silkdong
It's like a machine pistol.
02:13:48
semendemon
Yeah, Joker's
02:13:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:50
BeyBlade
But Batman, Batman of all people were like, I don't know.
02:13:53
semendemon
done.
02:13:53
BeyBlade
i don't know. if his But Leon Kennedy.
02:13:57
semendemon
He'll teach him some stuff.
02:13:58
BeyBlade
Is this a coughing baby? Is Leon Kennedy the hydrogen bomb?
02:14:01
Steve-O
He might be the hydrogen bomb.
02:14:01
silkdong
Yes, he's...
02:14:02
semendemon
Yeah.
02:14:03
silkdong
He's always the Hydrogen Bomb.
02:14:03
BeyBlade
to To Absolute Bat?
02:14:06
Steve-O
That's why people are like, he he didn't lose an eye.
02:14:06
silkdong
Wait, you're saying...
02:14:08
Steve-O
He can't lose an eye.
02:14:10
silkdong
Yeah, he's incapable of losing an eye. Like, he's...
02:14:12
Steve-O
If he lost an eye, he did it himself.
02:14:14
silkdong
Yeah, he did... He surgically removed it by his own accord.
02:14:17
semendemon
wonder what this would be like.
02:14:17
BeyBlade
somebody infected it with the G virus and he popped it out
02:14:19
silkdong
Yeah, but I mean...
02:14:20
semendemon
I wonder what this would be like.
02:14:22
silkdong
um but like Look at Leon. like Look what he survived, though. like He's probably the luckiest, if not the most skilled, the luckiest fucking survivor in the series. you know
02:14:35
BeyBlade
oh for sure
02:14:35
silkdong
Because Chris had help. you know He had Shiva.
02:14:38
Steve-O
Chris always had help.
02:14:39
semendemon
i think you I think two was some luck.
02:14:39
silkdong
Leon never had a Shiva.
02:14:40
BeyBlade
yeah Oh, yeah, ada Ada never helped him with anything.
02:14:43
semendemon
i think I think four was skill.
02:14:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:14:46
silkdong
Four was skill, but is it was skill on the back of being bullied by fucking Krauser and the president for years.
02:14:51
Steve-O
Yeah,
02:14:51
semendemon
Well, of course. But too, he got some lucky rolls.
02:14:55
silkdong
Leon, he's just fucking...
02:14:58
semendemon
He got some lucky rolls in two.
02:14:58
silkdong
He's just Bennett.
02:14:59
Steve-O
yeah he did.
02:14:59
semendemon
I...
02:14:59
silkdong
He got his own... He had his own Bennett.
02:15:00
Steve-O
Once he had Chris help.
02:15:02
silkdong
Krauser was his Bennett, and he was Commando.
02:15:05
Steve-O
Leon.
02:15:07
silkdong
I'll be waiting, Leon.
02:15:09
Steve-O
Let out some steam, Krauser.
02:15:10
silkdong
He had that little fucking... He had his own fucking Wesker, Rebecca Chambers basketball picture, but it's just of Leon and Ari for it.
02:15:16
Steve-O
I mean, he did. He had it in the little tent.
02:15:19
silkdong
I know.
02:15:20
BeyBlade
Yeah,
02:15:22
Steve-O
Little spank picture.
02:15:24
silkdong
I love it. just so Just apply the commando theory, but just the just make it about Resident Evil 4.
02:15:29
Steve-O
ah
02:15:32
Steve-O
All right, let's finish let's finish some of this off.
02:15:32
silkdong
But yeah, let me see. this Yeah, let's finish it up.
02:15:34
Steve-O
ah We talked about the ah the ah David Harbour, Billy Bellby Brown
02:15:41
BeyBlade
yeah we talked about it.
02:15:41
Steve-O
biblical brown harassment bully charges.
02:15:44
semendemon
Craziness?
02:15:45
BeyBlade
It's a shame.
02:15:45
Steve-O
That is kind of crazy.
02:15:45
semendemon
That's shame.
02:15:45
BeyBlade
I hope i hope ah it's not true, even though it sounds like it's very true.
02:15:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:15:51
semendemon
Yeah. I'm not surprised.
02:15:52
Steve-O
Yeah. While we were recording this episode, an official title drop, title reveal for the new Godzilla, Godzilla minus zero.
02:15:53
BeyBlade
yeah i don't know how you solve that
02:16:03
silkdong
Oh, shit
02:16:03
semendemon
So a minus zero.
02:16:04
BeyBlade
one. Minus double zero, dude.
02:16:06
Steve-O
Double low O-Zilla. It looks like it's goo.
02:16:08
silkdong
we shit.
02:16:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, you double OZillow, dude?
02:16:10
silkdong
Chris, where else do you see that? Where else do you see visual effects written and directed by one person? but do you ever Where else do you ever see that?
02:16:16
semendemon
Where else do you see a movie made with 30 cents and some cigarettes? Japan. That's where you he's Basically, he's going to do it again.
02:16:24
Steve-O
to po
02:16:24
BeyBlade
yeah He made this with a box of scraps in a cave.
02:16:30
semendemon
Box of Scraps.
02:16:30
Steve-O
And we're going to just be fucking like so by the end of it saluting. going to be like, God damn.
02:16:35
semendemon
He did it again. did it again. ah cannot believe it. And it sounds like it's going even further back. Maybe it goes back even further.
02:16:43
Steve-O
Even further back.
02:16:45
semendemon
Morbor 1.
02:16:45
Steve-O
How far back?
02:16:45
BeyBlade
Do you think? you know Yeah, I guess it's kind of...
02:16:46
semendemon
I don't know. Ito Japan. Who knows? Hmm.
02:16:49
BeyBlade
yeah Does double zero mean even further?
02:16:50
Steve-O
That would be kind of sick.
02:16:52
BeyBlade
Or...
02:16:52
Steve-O
Samurai era fucking Godzilla movie.
02:16:55
semendemon
Oh.
02:16:55
BeyBlade
There's no fucking shot, dude. What are they going to
02:16:57
semendemon
Devin's already out. He's like, he's saying, he ain't happening.
02:17:00
Steve-O
Dude, fucking seven samurai versus Godzilla.
02:17:00
BeyBlade
What are they going to do? Yeah, it would not end well.
02:17:04
silkdong
Oh, man.
02:17:05
Steve-O
Dude, like, dude, the seven of them running up the back of Godzilla fucking just dragging katanas of it. That would be fucking sick.
02:17:11
silkdong
Yeah. Yeah, I don't think Godzilla stands a chance against those guys. Sorry.
02:17:15
BeyBlade
la
02:17:15
semendemon
Sorry, David.
02:17:15
silkdong
even though Even though a bunch of farmers were able to take out five of them or whatever.
02:17:22
Steve-O
Those farmer thieves were OP.
02:17:22
silkdong
Or four of them.
02:17:23
Steve-O
They were sick.
02:17:25
silkdong
They were like the Return the Living Dead zombies just completely fucking overpowered.
02:17:29
Steve-O
Send more cops.
02:17:38
Steve-O
I'm excited.
02:17:38
BeyBlade
yeah
02:17:38
Steve-O
I'm excited. That movie's a banger.
02:17:39
semendemon
Yeah, it's going to great. We all know that.
02:17:43
Steve-O
I think that's it.
02:17:44
silkdong
Wait, when does Serenity Evil comes out Oh, it comes out on a Friday.
02:17:45
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:17:46
silkdong
That's good. Nah,
02:17:47
Steve-O
It's, ah wait, what day?
02:17:48
BeyBlade
Is that another birthday?
02:17:49
Steve-O
February...
02:17:49
BeyBlade
Is that another Jafar's birthday?
02:17:52
silkdong
it's the week after my birthday.
02:17:53
BeyBlade
Oh, well, it counts.
02:17:54
Steve-O
All
02:17:55
BeyBlade
We're counting that.
02:17:57
silkdong
Yeah, so I'll just try to beat the game in a weekend. We'll see.
02:18:03
semendemon
You can do it.
02:18:05
Steve-O
all right, everybody.
02:18:05
semendemon
We're all going to try.
02:18:06
BeyBlade
We'll be living in a post-Stranger Things world at that point.
02:18:08
Steve-O
Yo, postrangeworld.
02:18:08
silkdong
Dude! This is the second... Yeah, one did when did Resident Evil...
02:18:11
semendemon
Goodbye, Netflix.
02:18:13
silkdong
When did Resident Evil Village come out?
02:18:17
Steve-O
That came out 2021? one
02:18:20
silkdong
2021? Dude, I had my first baby that year, and then second baby's coming out when Resident Evil 9 comes out? That's crazy. This is the cycle.
02:18:30
Steve-O
Wait.
02:18:30
silkdong
I got Resident Evil babies, dude.
02:18:32
Steve-O
Wait. it's ah It's a... Have you decided on a name yet?
02:18:37
silkdong
We got a couple ideas, but we're not
02:18:38
BeyBlade
ah gra their Grace.
02:18:38
silkdong
sharing them.
02:18:39
Steve-O
It's a girl, right?
02:18:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, Grace.
02:18:40
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah. What about Grace Suarez?
02:18:42
silkdong
No, or I don't think so like sam is a hard Sam is a hard sell on any name.
02:18:44
Steve-O
You have to buy the statue then, John.
02:18:44
BeyBlade
Ada? I think Ada. I think...
02:18:50
silkdong
So like it's basically whatever she decides.
02:18:51
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:18:53
semendemon
Whatever passes it.
02:18:53
silkdong
I was just like, yeah, sure.
02:18:55
BeyBlade
Man.
02:18:55
silkdong
Yeah.
02:18:57
BeyBlade
I think you can maybe get away with Ada.
02:18:58
semendemon
It's probably going to be Faith. We all know it from Buffy.
02:19:00
BeyBlade
Claire?
02:19:02
BeyBlade
Or Faith?
02:19:02
silkdong
No, Claire, claire i went with I went through the Resident Evil names.
02:19:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:19:06
silkdong
No Jill, no Claire,
02:19:06
Steve-O
You went through.
02:19:08
silkdong
I didn't try Grace.
02:19:10
BeyBlade
You know what sucks is like she's only saying – she's only saying You know, I'm just saying that's just some hater though.
02:19:12
silkdong
Ada got me a look. got ah She got a
02:19:13
Steve-O
Yeah, I got you a link.
02:19:15
silkdong
Yeah, i did i did I didn't get a no. I got a look for Ada.
02:19:17
Steve-O
You got clocked for Ada.
02:19:19
silkdong
Yeah.
02:19:24
Steve-O
You do Ashley?
02:19:24
BeyBlade
It's hater talk because if she didn't know, she wouldn't – she'd be like, oh, that sounds like a great name.
02:19:29
silkdong
we did ah We did agree on a couple, so.
02:19:32
Steve-O
Ooh.
02:19:33
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:19:34
semendemon
Interesting.
02:19:34
Steve-O
what the what the We'll have to do this off air.
02:19:35
silkdong
But we don't want to say anything.
02:19:35
BeyBlade
Tifa is a Tifa.
02:19:37
silkdong
he but No, I'm not going to subject my future daughter to fucking Gooner's Gooner anime culture.
02:19:37
Steve-O
Tiva!
02:19:43
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:19:45
silkdong
I'm sorry.
02:19:45
Steve-O
Aris Suarez, get in here!
02:19:46
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:19:46
silkdong
Harris!
02:19:47
semendemon
Might
02:19:47
BeyBlade
Harris, Harris Gainsborough Suarez.
02:19:48
silkdong
Oh, God!
02:19:50
Steve-O
no wait wait, wait. What's the middle name?
02:19:53
BeyBlade
Gainsborough dude.
02:19:54
Steve-O
I thought you...
02:19:54
silkdong
Gainsborough?
02:19:54
BeyBlade
Well, that's a lot.
02:19:55
silkdong
Why? Why that?
02:19:56
BeyBlade
That's her last name.
02:19:56
semendemon
as well just call her Mako.
02:20:00
BeyBlade
Yeah. Call her Mako. Call her Knights of the Round.
02:20:02
Steve-O
Oh,
02:20:03
silkdong
if it was a If it was a boy, I was really going to
02:20:03
semendemon
It's
02:20:06
silkdong
gonna try to go for Sanjuro as the name, but...
02:20:09
Steve-O
that'd be kind of cool.
02:20:11
silkdong
But then he'd overshadow...
02:20:11
semendemon
on this.
02:20:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, but then you'd have Owen and Sangiro.
02:20:12
silkdong
She'd overshadow Owen.
02:20:15
BeyBlade
That'd be pretty...
02:20:16
Steve-O
Sandro.
02:20:16
silkdong
Yeah, which one's the favorite?
02:20:18
BeyBlade
yeah
02:20:18
silkdong
ah Probably the Yojimbo name.
02:20:18
Steve-O
but
02:20:20
silkdong
Maybe. i don't know.
02:20:21
semendemon
a
02:20:22
Steve-O
but
02:20:23
silkdong
Not the regular name. The fucking Japanese legend samurai Sanjuro.
02:20:28
Steve-O
That's like Devin naming his kids Chet and Brock
02:20:28
silkdong
Yeah.
02:20:28
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
02:20:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:20:35
silkdong
yeah
02:20:35
BeyBlade
You're like, this one's name's Greg, and this one's called Adaptus...
02:20:39
silkdong
this.
02:20:40
BeyBlade
Adeptest Lord Dante in the Sixth Dawn, Lord of Death.
02:20:42
silkdong
This one's named Warhammer 40,000 Kopech.
02:20:42
Steve-O
ah
02:20:44
silkdong
you can't do Siri.
Modern Naming Challenges and Humor
02:20:45
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:20:45
Steve-O
so
02:20:45
semendemon
Yeah.
02:20:46
BeyBlade
And this one, this one's Greg.
02:20:48
Steve-O
Greg.
02:20:49
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:20:50
Steve-O
Get the fuck out of here, Greg! Fucking brother adapted!
02:20:52
BeyBlade
Greg, you fucking embarrassment.
02:20:54
Steve-O
no
02:20:55
BeyBlade
Try to teach your brother how to roll dice.
02:20:58
Steve-O
Send in your sister Witcher 4 while you're at it.
02:21:01
semendemon
sure
02:21:01
BeyBlade
So it's your Siri. think You think get away with a Siri?
02:21:04
silkdong
no you can't do siri
02:21:04
BeyBlade
Damn.
02:21:07
semendemon
yeah
02:21:07
silkdong
My nephew Alex was like, what about Alexa?
02:21:07
BeyBlade
yeah, know what.
02:21:09
silkdong
And I'm like, we can't name the baby Amazon.
02:21:11
Steve-O
and
02:21:11
silkdong
Sorry.
02:21:11
Steve-O
Yeah, you can't you can't name it after an app anymore.
02:21:13
silkdong
It's just not going to happen now.
02:21:13
BeyBlade
Wow.
02:21:14
semendemon
They stole those names from us.
02:21:14
silkdong
Yeah.
02:21:15
BeyBlade
You should have been like, you fucking idiot.
02:21:15
silkdong
Yeah, those names those names have been deleted. Those names have been deleted from the name databanks now.
02:21:21
BeyBlade
I think we can name your your your daughter right now. I think you give us.
02:21:25
silkdong
all right.
02:21:26
Steve-O
Raven Suarez.
02:21:27
silkdong
Give me three.
02:21:28
BeyBlade
Yeah, Raven, dude.
02:21:28
silkdong
Give me three. I'll give them the same.
02:21:31
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:21:31
silkdong
I'll let you know.
02:21:32
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:21:32
silkdong
I'll let you know how she reacts.
02:21:33
semendemon
Rebecca.
02:21:34
Steve-O
Rebecca, i say Raven.
02:21:35
silkdong
Rebecca for Chris. Okay.
02:21:40
silkdong
Raven? Owen's gonna like that. That's his favorite Teen Titan.
02:21:42
BeyBlade
ah You can get a Samus.
02:21:42
silkdong
So might like that one.
02:21:45
BeyBlade
Samus.
02:21:46
silkdong
Is that your final choice? Samus?
02:21:48
BeyBlade
No, Chun-Li.
02:21:49
silkdong
Although that is all
02:21:50
Steve-O
I'm so weird.
02:21:52
semendemon
Tammy's
02:21:54
BeyBlade
Chun-Li Suarez, dude? Chun-Li Suarez, dude? Come on!
02:22:01
silkdong
Yeah, right. Cami? Cami Suarez?
02:22:05
semendemon
fammy for it.
02:22:06
Steve-O
Cammy Suarez.
02:22:08
BeyBlade
You think you can get away with a Commander Shepard?
02:22:12
silkdong
Probably not.
02:22:13
BeyBlade
Femme.
02:22:13
silkdong
V? What about V?
02:22:14
BeyBlade
so
02:22:15
Steve-O
V.
02:22:16
silkdong
So Me?
02:22:16
BeyBlade
Cortana?
02:22:17
Steve-O
If you spelled it differently than just the letter V, maybe like if you did V E E.
02:22:22
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:22:23
semendemon
mean
02:22:25
silkdong
tried Tried to go for Hornet.
02:22:25
BeyBlade
I will...
02:22:26
silkdong
She didn't like the name Hornet. So that's not going.
02:22:28
BeyBlade
Yeah, that that one's tough.
02:22:29
Steve-O
e
02:22:29
BeyBlade
I'm not going to lie. That one's pretty tough.
02:22:32
semendemon
Songbird.
02:22:34
silkdong
Songbird. I mean, that's a good nickname for any any name.
02:22:36
BeyBlade
What about The Boss? I'm calling it The Boss.
02:22:38
Steve-O
Ooh, the boss.
02:22:39
BeyBlade
The the boss metal gear solid 3 the boss yeah she had a she had a baby on the battlefield dude fall for off like dude metal gear solid lore insane uh yeah jill no laura laura laura
02:22:41
silkdong
Who's the Boss? Oh, Boss?
02:22:43
semendemon
The moths.
02:22:46
silkdong
No, because that's Sam's pseudonym.
02:22:51
silkdong
That's hard, dude. That's tough. That's tough.
02:23:00
Steve-O
about What about Zelda? Zelda Suarez.
02:23:04
silkdong
Who?
02:23:05
Steve-O
Zelda.
02:23:05
semendemon
Zelda.
02:23:05
silkdong
No, I'm not Robin Williams. I'm not that tough.
02:23:08
Steve-O
Oh,
02:23:09
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's a shame. yeah shes What about Abby?
02:23:13
silkdong
No, definitely not Abby.
02:23:14
Steve-O
what about Ellie?
02:23:14
BeyBlade
but
02:23:15
semendemon
e
02:23:15
Steve-O
Ellie, baby girl.
02:23:16
semendemon
here e a
02:23:18
silkdong
Definitely not Ellie either. We know an Ellie girl already.
02:23:19
BeyBlade
yeah well just would If you had an Abby, would you just feed her burritos all the time?
02:23:21
Steve-O
Uh,
02:23:23
BeyBlade
Just see how fucking jack she can get?
02:23:24
silkdong
did Just see how brolic she gets.
02:23:26
semendemon
No more protein for Abby.
02:23:27
silkdong
Prepare her for survival.
02:23:27
BeyBlade
darn, here's a good one. You can name her Aloy. Yeah, Aloy.
02:23:31
silkdong
and Oh yeah! That's my favorite game. Name after my favorite game that I love so much.
02:23:37
BeyBlade
i think i think that could work.
02:23:38
silkdong
Yeah, that'll be great. oh Dad, what why did you name me this? Oh, it's from this character that I that i troll people with because I hate it so much.
02:23:45
BeyBlade
It's tough because you could a lot of it's just trying to sneak one by you know your wife.
02:23:50
semendemon
John, may I suggest Melania?
02:23:54
silkdong
Oh, man.
02:23:55
Steve-O
Ooh.
02:23:55
silkdong
Now you're talking. Millicent?
02:23:58
Steve-O
Could we throw out Clementine Suarez?
02:23:58
silkdong
What about Millicent? Millicent?
02:24:01
semendemon
who
02:24:02
silkdong
I don't think Clementine is going to go.
02:24:03
Steve-O
Clementine? No.
02:24:04
BeyBlade
What about Tara from...
02:24:04
silkdong
yeah Terra from Final Fantasy VI and Teen Titans.
02:24:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:10
BeyBlade
There it is, yeah.
02:24:11
Steve-O
Ooh, there you go. There you go.
02:24:14
silkdong
this might be a hard sell. I'm telling you, Sam is very very particular about the names.
02:24:19
BeyBlade
Okay, what about... ah
02:24:21
semendemon
think Malina is too close
02:24:22
Steve-O
All right, last last round right here. Last round.
02:24:24
BeyBlade
Okay. Jenova.
02:24:28
silkdong
and no Gen for short.
02:24:30
Steve-O
just
02:24:31
silkdong
should i would
02:24:31
semendemon
Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
02:24:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude! Come
02:24:33
silkdong
Gen with a G.
02:24:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:24:35
semendemon
Ronnie, Ronnie.
02:24:37
silkdong
ah Ronnie the Witch.
02:24:38
BeyBlade
Ooh. All
02:24:38
silkdong
Like Ronnie the Witch.
02:24:39
semendemon
Yeah.
02:24:43
silkdong
That's a good name, but, you know.
02:24:45
semendemon
It's cute.
02:24:45
BeyBlade
right, Steve.
02:24:45
semendemon
It's cute.
02:24:45
BeyBlade
You got one?
02:24:48
Steve-O
I'm running low. I'm pretty tapped.
02:24:50
silkdong
So, genot Genovia, which is a diabetes medication, probably, too.
02:24:54
BeyBlade
one dog Just Genova. You don't need a ah via.
02:24:56
silkdong
Ozempic?
02:24:56
BeyBlade
at
02:24:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:24:57
silkdong
What about Ozempic?
02:24:58
Steve-O
ze Zempi, come here, Zempi.
02:25:01
semendemon
ah changed my life clearly you know I found out the name for powdery mildew that lands on weed and it's like Sathoria and I was like that's beautiful we're gonna name my daughter okay
02:25:04
BeyBlade
You could go with Mother.
02:25:04
silkdong
What about ibuprofen? What about ibuprofen? What about that?
02:25:07
BeyBlade
Yeah. What about Mother Brain? That's a pretty good one.
02:25:09
silkdong
What?
02:25:17
silkdong
Alright, we're gonna end it here. The name that... I'll just give you this. The name that we're like 95% on right now. you I think you guys are gonna love the name.
02:25:28
silkdong
You guys in particular.
02:25:29
Steve-O
Oh.
02:25:29
silkdong
And I'll leave it there. I'll leave it there.
02:25:30
Steve-O
Oh.
02:25:30
semendemon
Interesting.
02:25:31
BeyBlade
ah
02:25:31
Steve-O
Anti-fanboy Suarez,
02:25:35
silkdong
I'm just saying.
02:25:37
BeyBlade
ah You know what? Devon is a pretty good female name. I'm just saying.
02:25:40
silkdong
Yeah, don't know, dude. I don't know about that.
02:25:42
semendemon
So is Christina.
02:25:42
BeyBlade
it Probably a little weird. low ear
02:25:45
silkdong
Art the Clown.
02:25:46
semendemon
So is Christina.
02:25:47
Steve-O
Art the Clown.
02:25:47
semendemon
Or Art the Clown.
02:25:49
BeyBlade
little
02:25:50
silkdong
Art.
02:25:50
Steve-O
Bravo. Bravo.
02:25:50
semendemon
Artemis.
02:25:51
Steve-O
Beautiful.
02:25:51
semendemon
Artemis.
02:25:53
silkdong
Artemis Art.
02:25:53
Steve-O
Artemis Clown.
02:25:54
silkdong
Art the Clown for short. Yeah.
02:25:56
BeyBlade
weird.
02:25:57
semendemon
Artemis Clown.
02:25:57
BeyBlade
You could throw a nice GLaDOS in there, maybe.
02:26:01
silkdong
No thank you.
02:26:02
BeyBlade
Princess Peach.
02:26:05
silkdong
You're just going down video game names aren't you?
02:26:06
Steve-O
Yeah, you're just going to...
02:26:07
BeyBlade
No.
02:26:09
Steve-O
Daisy.
02:26:10
silkdong
Zatana Suarez.
02:26:12
semendemon
i
02:26:13
Steve-O
Lucina.
02:26:15
semendemon
Diana.
02:26:17
silkdong
Rosalina.
02:26:17
BeyBlade
Diana's a good one.
02:26:17
Steve-O
was i Rosalina?
02:26:19
BeyBlade
John, have any of these guesses been remotely close?
02:26:20
Steve-O
Not bad.
02:26:22
BeyBlade
All
02:26:23
silkdong
Absolutely not. you guys arent you guys aren't even you guys aren't even You guys aren't even in the same ballpark.
02:26:24
Steve-O
yeah All right.
02:26:25
BeyBlade
right. Well...
02:26:27
semendemon
Good night.
02:26:27
Steve-O
We're done.
02:26:28
Steve-O
We're going to be back next week with more guesses. So...
02:26:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
02:26:32
silkdong
Yeah, we're going do this until fucking April.
02:26:32
BeyBlade
Mona Sacks!
02:26:34
silkdong
Until April.
02:26:34
Steve-O
Don't we get
02:26:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:26:35
Steve-O
all right, everybody. See you later.
02:26:37
semendemon
tonight
02:26:39
BeyBlade
Later.