Blind Ranking: Action Stars

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SinkorSwim: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of April 27, 2026.

Steve-O: Thank you.

SinkorSwim: How are you doing? we took a little We took a little break last week, but we are back. I'm a little stuffy. Apologies. I sound the... It's up in there.

SinkorSwim: it's It's swirling around. But anyway, my name is Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.

IGOTTADUMP: I thought you said your name was I'm a little stuffy. Galani here.

SinkorSwim: Steve O'Tiri.

Steve-O: Hi, calling in from the White House Correspondents Dinner. It's going to be a lovely night here. i'm ah I'm ready to see all the big stars.

IGOTTADUMP: Pre-recorded.

SinkorSwim: And the man that just went sprinting past Steve O'Tiri and security guard, John Suarez.

IGOTTADUMP: steve's pre-recorded

Steve-O: Whoa! There's the Naruto Runner!

SinkorSwim: Oh, actually, John is still, he sprinted all the way to the baby mart to hang out with the baby still.

Steve-O: um Yeah.

Steve-O: John is still with Child, so...

SinkorSwim: I'm officially, no, I'm officially over it.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh,

Steve-O: Oh, you're done. You've moved past.

SinkorSwim: I'm this baby.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin's upset.

SinkorSwim: This baby's got a we got to do something about this.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin's hot. Devin's hot. Came in hot about this. You

SinkorSwim: Guys, come on. As a unit, we need to text them right now. I'm going to say we were all talking about it and we think you need to make a decision.

IGOTTADUMP: did.

Steve-O: That's maternity leave, man. Come on.

SinkorSwim: You got to pick.

Steve-O: Devin's the boss that would be like, you got to be in that next week or else...

SinkorSwim: You got pick one. Dude. Yeah. Hey, hey, I didn't I didn't sign the the policy. You signed the policy. I just wrote it. OK.

SinkorSwim: So I don't have kids.

Steve-O: if If you were the godfather of the child, would you have a little bit more of a lenient stance?

SinkorSwim: You know what? I might already be a godfather and I cannot remember.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.

Steve-O: yeah Your spoodles. Your spoodles son.

IGOTTADUMP: Spoodles?

SinkorSwim: Spoodle.

Steve-O: yeah

SinkorSwim: Some Spoodle's son.

IGOTTADUMP: Spoodles Kopech?

Steve-O: yeah Your spoodles son's godfather. The spoodles come back.

SinkorSwim: is it Is that a

IGOTTADUMP: I know that guy!

SinkorSwim: it is it worse way Is it worse to forget that you were a godfather or to think that you were a godfather but then realize like you weren't?

Steve-O: It doesn't mean as much in modern day. I feel like back in the day, people made more of a ah big deal about it.

IGOTTADUMP: I think it's it's peak moment was in the seventies, obviously.

SinkorSwim: I'll be honest. my only my only thinking yeah My only thinking is the godfather is becomes the new owner of the child if both the parents die.

Steve-O: Yes. Oh my goodness.

SinkorSwim: And that was my only thought. That was my only like logic. And I was like, I don't even think that's true though.

Steve-O: That's what I kind of was like led to believe.

SinkorSwim: Wouldn't it just go to like an uncle? Cause it's just like a,

Steve-O: um it Well, come on, you have to think about the terms that we have loaded into it. Like, who would you rather give it to?

SinkorSwim: let's look it up. i mean

Steve-O: Uncle or Godfather?

SinkorSwim: What does it mean?

IGOTTADUMP: sounds it sounds more important than the father.

Steve-O: It really does. It's like.

IGOTTADUMP: You know? When you really break it down.

SinkorSwim: What does it mean to be a godfather?

Steve-O: It's too powerful a title.

SinkorSwim: Male figure chose my parents to take a special lifelong interest in a child's upbringing, mentoring, and spiritual development.

IGOTTADUMP: I personally think as the godfather, you can throw down like a 25th amendment and take over the position of father.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, like you're not, you're not spiritually developing this child enough.

Steve-O: ah Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: you've You've made it my task to make sure that I raise this child right alongside you.

IGOTTADUMP: I will take your wife. I will take your son.

Steve-O: I'll take your land.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I will take your home. Like everything. you got everything.

Steve-O: That's like ah like Piccolo was a godfather.

IGOTTADUMP: that how that works in Dragon Ball?

Steve-O: He did that. He took away go Gohan.

IGOTTADUMP: I had no idea.

SinkorSwim: I mean, he kind of chose to be the godfather, though. It's not like Goku said, I want you to watch my... Maybe he did. I could be misremembering. Shit. Steve, you might be on to something.

IGOTTADUMP: I personally think as a godfather, you can basically pull like a Terminator 2 where you're like, i need your I need your boots.

SinkorSwim: Is Piccolo...

IGOTTADUMP: I need your pants. i need your ah You can just take everything.

Steve-O: yeah

SinkorSwim: Gohan's

IGOTTADUMP: Walking naked, basically.

SinkorSwim: Godfather.

Steve-O: As the godfather of your child, I am declaring you no longer the father of the child.

IGOTTADUMP: Give me boots. I need your bike.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you can declare it

SinkorSwim: I mean, he is widely considered Gohan's adoptive father figure, mentor, and second dad. Doesn't say Godfather, though.

Steve-O: Doesn't say godfather.

IGOTTADUMP: Takes two dads nowadays.

SinkorSwim: But he's the dad who stepped up, right?

IGOTTADUMP: I make a go, huh?

Steve-O: he is.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah, well, that's the one that matters, right? Of course. um

SinkorSwim: I love that shirt.

IGOTTADUMP: Are you crying, Devin?

SinkorSwim: No, I'm very...

Steve-O: yeah you tell you

SinkorSwim: astonish I'm extremely...

IGOTTADUMP: i I thought I heard, like, sobbing or something.

Steve-O: It sounded like Devin was looking at Dragon Ball Z images and crying.

IGOTTADUMP: like

SinkorSwim: i yeah

IGOTTADUMP: um Calm down, man.

SinkorSwim: just fucking love Piccolo so much.

Steve-O: He was the dad who stepped up, man.

IGOTTADUMP: I get it. It's it's tough shit.

SinkorSwim: No, mentioned at the top, i am very, very stuffy today.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, all right, just a second.

SinkorSwim: i Dude, I hit...

Steve-O: Yeah, me too. Me too.

SinkorSwim: It's just...

IGOTTADUMP: Just wanted to make sure here.

SinkorSwim: It's shame it's raining. It's not. What are talking about? that's what That's a super sick line in ah in an anime. I watched Full Metal Alchemist.

SinkorSwim: They're at a funeral.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you want to hear a super sick line from a movie that matters?

SinkorSwim: And he's like, it's a shame about all the rain.

Steve-O: What's the line?

SinkorSwim: And they're like, oh, what? don't know.

IGOTTADUMP: Doesn't have to rain all the time.

Steve-O: Oh, dude, Crow. That's the fucking Crow, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a crow, baby! It's a fucking crow, baby!

Steve-O: Or, or ah you know, like Blade Runner.

SinkorSwim: I'll tell you this.

Steve-O: Blade Runner, like, you know, Tears in the Rain. There's there's another one.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but that's not...

Steve-O: Fullmetal Alchemist.

SinkorSwim: I would say Fullmetal Alchemist is more... Maybe not.

Steve-O: Dude, say it.

SinkorSwim: Maybe not.

Steve-O: Dude, just say whatever nonsense you're about to say.

SinkorSwim: was to say, more influential to anime than The Crow is to film.

Steve-O: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, so I'm going to come to where I know where you live.

Steve-O: Oh. o

SinkorSwim: Really? You're going Over The Crow?

IGOTTADUMP: So i I'm going to come.

Steve-O: Devin.

SinkorSwim: Over Brandon Lee's The Crow, Chris?

Steve-O: Okay, Devin.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to come.

Steve-O: Okay, Devin. Now, hold on. I'm going to say, Devin, that the crow...

IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to play a guitar really sadly.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: And I'm going to eat bullets.

SinkorSwim: yeah i'm gonna swallow bullets with liquor

Steve-O: I would say that the crow is more influential to your life, Devin, to all of our lives rather than full metal alchemist.

IGOTTADUMP: I'd say so too. One million percent yes.

SinkorSwim: i don't know man i wasn't a big crow guy wait

IGOTTADUMP: Wouldn't have The Matrix. Wouldn't have Dark City. Wouldn't have Lord of the Rings.

Steve-O: You wouldn't have fucking, you wouldn't have sting Devin.

SinkorSwim: wait i'm sorry

Steve-O: You wouldn't have WCW sting.

IGOTTADUMP: Walk it back, Devin.

SinkorSwim: I'm not walking back. lord How does the crow give me the Lord of the Rings, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: I didn't think you would hear that ever, Steve.

SinkorSwim: You think I'd hear that? The only cool thing you mentioned?

IGOTTADUMP: Steve, yes. ah

Steve-O: Now, now, hold on, now, hold on, now, hold on. We could all agree that Freddy Krueger is the most important thing in our lives.

IGOTTADUMP: Again, i don't debate that, but I also think...

SinkorSwim: No, no.

Steve-O: Because, no, because genuinely, that is your connection to Lord of the Rings.

SinkorSwim: That that one, out I'll stand on that, yeah.

Steve-O: Without Freddy Krueger, we would not have New Line Cinema making Lord of the Rings, not choosing Peter Jackson.

SinkorSwim: Or Mortal Kombat.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's fair.

Steve-O: you can get me at combat mortal combat 2 by the way out in theaters uh real soon uh small popcorn um small cola combo if you want

IGOTTADUMP: are they Is and Street Fighter coming out the same day?

SinkorSwim: No.

IGOTTADUMP: Wouldn't that be a thing?

Steve-O: that would be mortal monday man just put this this you would that would be fight day

SinkorSwim: mor Why Monday?

IGOTTADUMP: you would you you know You would divide two groups of people, but make a shitload of money, regardless.

SinkorSwim: move

SinkorSwim: Let's see. Let me fight night. Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: Fight night.

SinkorSwim: Jesus. So May 8th is Mortal Kombat 2 or May 7th.

Steve-O: That makes me...

SinkorSwim: If you're sicko like me, Street Fighter movie is

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: but but papa October. Dude, we got a minute.

IGOTTADUMP: Holy shit, really?

Steve-O: That's... that They advertised it like it was coming out like this month.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's like a perfect summer movie. What are they doing?

Steve-O: ba It's a bad movie.

SinkorSwim: It's jammed up.

Steve-O: you could just You could just see it from the outset.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, Steve, of course. Of course.

Steve-O: Come on. Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: But I mean, you know, you put that in like June, July, you got money.

SinkorSwim: You know, ken let's let's look it up. What is summer looking like here?

Steve-O: I'd rather see an eight twenty four Street Fighter movie.

SinkorSwim: Let's see.

IGOTTADUMP: That would be interesting.

SinkorSwim: here

IGOTTADUMP: A lot of pining on...

SinkorSwim: let's see

IGOTTADUMP: on in you know introspective conflict about guile's haircut

SinkorSwim: Well, to be fair, they do say the summer starts. The the summer starts with Mortal Kombat 2.

Steve-O: Are you wait, hold on. are Wait, is.

SinkorSwim: They say kick off the summer with Mortal Kombat 2.

Steve-O: So Zach k Crager's Resident Evil movie comes out before Street Fighter, which they've been marketing for like the past year.

IGOTTADUMP: which is wild

Steve-O: Because Resident Evil comes out September 18th.

IGOTTADUMP: Motherfucker got nominated for Academy Award last year. God, Resident Evil movie coming out this year.

Steve-O: It's so funny to me because people will be like, oh, another Resident Evil movie.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: That's...

SinkorSwim: Hey, we just got a clay face. Dude,

Steve-O: It's going to be bad. And I'm the guy who goes, no, it's Zach Crager. It's going to be, it's probably going to be banger.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you're shaking your finger.

Steve-O: I'm shaking my finger because the people keep coming to me and they keep going like, that's going to be bad.

IGOTTADUMP: You're like, no, no. No, no. no no

Steve-O: It doesn't have anything to do with the games. I'm like, yeah, but it's Zach Krieger.

SinkorSwim: dude I'm going to lie.

Steve-O: y'all see Y'all seen Weapons?

SinkorSwim: This summer is looking pretty weak.

Steve-O: we Are you so saying week Week Cinema Summer?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah, because you got Doomsday and Dune coming out in December, which is kind of crazy.

SinkorSwim: like

Steve-O: oh

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, that's...

SinkorSwim: And then, like, all right, so this is the... sun and let's let's Let's do the thing. Let's count in May, right?

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: So you got Mortal Kombat. um You got Star Wars, Mandalorian, and Grogu, which I don't think is going to do well.

IGOTTADUMP: heard bad buzz about that one.

SinkorSwim: ah Backrooms, which isn't really a summer blockbuster. Then we got Master...

IGOTTADUMP: We'll see if actually i might push back on that one a little bit.

SinkorSwim: All right. alright We got it Masters of the Universe, Scary Movie in June, Disclosure Day, which we'll see. We'll see.

SinkorSwim: um

Steve-O: I'm put something out there. I'm going put a prediction out there.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: i am putting out into the world that Masters of the Universe is going to tank.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.

Steve-O: It's going to be a box office bomb.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Do you know how disappointed I was when I read that?

IGOTTADUMP: What about Ram man?

SinkorSwim: um What's his name was in that? Idris Elba. I was like, oh, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Is in Masters of the Universe?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he plays man in arms.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh boy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, and I was like, dude, fire your agent. Or just say no.

IGOTTADUMP: He's...

SinkorSwim: Like, I don't know. say no What do you want?

IGOTTADUMP: He's building a super eco-city in Sierra Leone. You know that?

Steve-O: if people kept offering me big budget blockbuster money to be in shitty movies i would be in them i'm not above that

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah. All right.

IGOTTADUMP: Alright, what would be your tap out, though?

Steve-O: well give me name me some like franchises where like if you if i got like okay yeah yeah i'm listening

IGOTTADUMP: all right. Well, I'll play a little easy softball with you first. ah Emoji Movie 2. You got play the turd.

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah, you're revoicing the turd because the original turd actor got canceled.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Jordan Peele didn't want to do it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Well, you know, to be fair, like this is my first role in a big budget movie. So yeah, I'm in.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: All right. Cool. Cool. Lion King.

Steve-O: yeah, I'd definitely be in Lion King.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Kings.

Steve-O: Oh, Lion King's with the dollar sign.

SinkorSwim: Ooh. With a Z. Yeah, it ends with a Z.

IGOTTADUMP: you You're going to play Scar's son that nobody knows about.

Steve-O: Yo, Scarf.

IGOTTADUMP: But he's super fat and you have to gain like 80 pounds to play the role.

Steve-O: so Okay.

SinkorSwim: let you wait

Steve-O: So I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fat scar.

SinkorSwim: so So your vocal cords sound fat, yeah.

Steve-O: Scarf. Cause I'm always scarfing down food.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Scar.

SinkorSwim: see

Steve-O: Yes.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a good one.

SinkorSwim: I hate how good that is, damn it.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Shit. All right. sure alright um

SinkorSwim: ah You know, you're going to be in the... um the

IGOTTADUMP: Anal pain. Five. You'd be voicing. No, that's two.

SinkorSwim: No, no, Steve, you're going to be the big guy in the Mighty Max movie that comes out.

IGOTTADUMP: They wouldn't make that.

Steve-O: Yo, I'll be the big guy.

SinkorSwim: All right.

Steve-O: Come on, dude. I go i got a goatee in everything. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Okay. You'll be Archibald or something.

Steve-O: The big guy.

SinkorSwim: He has like a really...

Steve-O: The big guy.

SinkorSwim: What is that guy's name? The big guy.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

SinkorSwim: Mighty Max...

Steve-O: Can I offer you guys both a a role?

IGOTTADUMP: Alright, you got something? You got a roll for us that we might turn down?

SinkorSwim: Norman. Sorry. That was the guy's name.

Steve-O: Grogu's three dads.

IGOTTADUMP: Steve has no fucking no no they' shames, though.

SinkorSwim: Grogu's what?

Steve-O: So you'll be Grogu's two actual dads.

IGOTTADUMP: he's got two dads.

Steve-O: Two dads.

SinkorSwim: I guess so.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, right? we got We got Chris and then we got me, the dad who stepped up.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you know what? Because that would be

SinkorSwim: The Mandalorian.

Steve-O: Well, one of you would be...

IGOTTADUMP: No, I thought we were like in a, in a we were we're a couple and we're looking for our child.

SinkorSwim: Oh, we're just partners.

Steve-O: yeah yeah, you're a couple. I'm saying you're the two dads.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: Yeah. One of you...

IGOTTADUMP: Like, oh, you found our baby! Like that kind of thing.

SinkorSwim: the old

Steve-O: and Yeah, yeah. So it's um one of you is named Speed Hexagon and the other is Mud the Hut. So you guys have to discuss which one of you will play.

SinkorSwim: I'll be mud. I'll take the bullet.

Steve-O: Oh, you'll do it.

IGOTTADUMP: um No, wait, hold Like, you can't just take it.

SinkorSwim: No, sorry. Sorry.

IGOTTADUMP: No, fuck you, Devin.

SinkorSwim: No, mud the hut, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: i'm not being speed hexagon. That sounds retarded.

IGOTTADUMP: Sorry for the R word, but it did.

SinkorSwim: Yo, you're about to get replaced by steve the Idris Elba for the poop emoji. I'm about to cancel you, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what?

Steve-O: Wait, did Eat Your Cell Ball play the poop emoji?

SinkorSwim: No.

IGOTTADUMP: No, Jordan Peele did.

Steve-O: Damn.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I know.

SinkorSwim: I didn't even know that. That's upsetting that you have that information at your in your brain.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, he there he had an interview where he was like, that's where I decided to not be an actor anymore.

Steve-O: That makes sense.

SinkorSwim: Oh, it was before he like...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, that's a good one.

IGOTTADUMP: Which is awesome. That's a great story.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's a pretty solid... I can't do this anymore.

IGOTTADUMP: And it, like, he's like, well, yeah it also, like, he he goes makes a couple jokes about how, like, fucking racist it is that he's the shit emoji, too. Because he's the only black guy on the cast. This is all, it's, oh, it's lovely. Anyway.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

SinkorSwim: All right, let me just blow through this still.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes.

SinkorSwim: So we got Disclosure Day, we got Toy Story 5, we got the new Jackass, Supergirl in late June. ah July, Evil Dead Burn, Moana Live Action, The Odyssey.

SinkorSwim: All right, that's ah that's a fairly big boy.

IGOTTADUMP: All right. Yeah, that's going to be a big, big help in the thing.

Steve-O: okay

SinkorSwim: um Brand New Day, late July, August.

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

SinkorSwim: All right, you know maybe

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, now I'm not super pumped for that, but it's going to make money.

SinkorSwim: Maybe I'm being a little harsh, but I don't know. It just doesn't feel like, as of right now, it doesn't feel like there's a lot of heavy hitters.

IGOTTADUMP: It does seem a bit backloaded this year.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, I'd agree.

IGOTTADUMP: I agree. I agree. And I think, I personally think they want Doomsday to be in the Oscar conversation.

SinkorSwim: but Yeah, maybe.

IGOTTADUMP: That's why they're releasing it in December.

SinkorSwim: i heard a I heard good things about that trailer, at least. Actually, I heard there was a screener and they were like, it's it it was testing alongside Endgame, which is very good.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: And I was like, all right, dude, I think.

IGOTTADUMP: A screener? Really?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, like test screenings.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, audience test screening?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: I mean, take that with a mega grain of salt. But yeah, I would say we are December 18th. I think I'm just going to call out that day.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's going to be give me a day.

SinkorSwim: I'm not. yeah did you know ah Did you hear about... um I think they're calling it Infinity Screenings or Screens. So because because Dune doesn't have the IMAX license... Or I'm sorry, Dune has the IMAX license.

SinkorSwim: So Avengers Doomsday won't be able to get the IMAX.

IGOTTADUMP: oh

SinkorSwim: They're calling it like Infinity Screens or something, which is literally nothing different.

IGOTTADUMP: a

Steve-O: no, no. eleanor so

SinkorSwim: it's It's just like, yeah, no, this is a...

IGOTTADUMP: You fuckers fucked it up. You didn't put the paperwork in the right time.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: And Dune sweeped

SinkorSwim: I still kind of think it's going to change. And i cause like, dude, that IMAX, man, that makes money.

IGOTTADUMP: It might. It might.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know. Those contracts are pretty set in stone.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but they could, Disney could always, like if anyone can just pick a 2027 date, pick of the litter, it's going to be Disney.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, I think they might move it.

SinkorSwim: You think they're going move it up or, or later?

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know. I'm not sure to be to be real with you. I think it is going to get moved, though.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I just don't see that working out well for them. they Yeah, that sounds stupid.

SinkorSwim: ah Infinity Vision, sorry.

Steve-O: That's dumb.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: But like, I really don't think it's anything different. They're just calling it that.

IGOTTADUMP: I like to think as Stubbs members, they're going to send us an email being like, they're just regular theaters. Don't don't don't worry about it.

SinkorSwim: I mean, listen, it's just going to be, it's just going to be the Dolby Theater.

Steve-O: Don't buy into it. Don't believe it

SinkorSwim: is fine. I love the Dolby Theater.

IGOTTADUMP: You hear fucking Dr.

SinkorSwim: It's perfectly...

IGOTTADUMP: Doom fart for five minutes straight.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You hear it in your seat.

SinkorSwim: I'm into it.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, my stomach.

SinkorSwim: oh

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, my stomach.

SinkorSwim: Well, anyway, that that was ah that was our our hot and dirty ah summer preview of me going, oh, that's going to be little good.

Steve-O: from a preview uh-huh

SinkorSwim: But, you know, I...

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, down on the summer, hot on the winter.

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah, you know, give me, like, two weeks where we get some, like,

SinkorSwim: Banger trailers. Like, give me a real trailer for the Odyssey. Give me a Spider-Man, another Spider-Man trailer. It's just like, listen, John's not here to defend it. But hey, that's his, that's him and his baby's fault. But like Supergirl, I just, it's going to be good I'm going to watch it.

SinkorSwim: But like, I don't think Supergirl has the cachet.

Steve-O: it's not a James gun movie, right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know.

Steve-O: That's so it's,

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, it isn't. That's, that's a good, uh, that's a good caveat to it's higher how I'm approaching it, but I, I, I really love, I love that story.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Like, I'm going to see it, you know, but.

IGOTTADUMP: They're adapting. So I, I, I have faith that it's going to be a really solid experience.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: You're excited for them to ruin it. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Uh, there's just, I just, if they just don't include one, you know how everybody's got one scene, right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's got one scene from a book.

Steve-O: one scene

IGOTTADUMP: Or a comic. You're like, they gotta put that one scene in it. Or it just loses the whole idea of it. The spirit of it. Maybe. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it.

SinkorSwim: You know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Maybe it's a bias.

SinkorSwim: I think you're going to end that movie saying too much Lobo.

IGOTTADUMP: um I don't like Lobo.

SinkorSwim: Way too much Lobo.

Steve-O: and this lobo guy out of here

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not a Lobo fan. am not a Lobo guy. That does kind of suck.

SinkorSwim: That's... um so I don't know if it sucks, but...

IGOTTADUMP: That does kind of suck.

IGOTTADUMP: I just don't like Lobo. I mean, he's just a Wolverine ripoff, really.

SinkorSwim: I mean, fair.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, attitude-wise.

SinkorSwim: and he And he lost to Wolverine in the Amalgam Universe battle in the 90s.

Steve-O: The Amalgons, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: i mean, listen, you know most characters are ripoffs of one Marvel or DC character in their perspective Marvel or DC comic.

SinkorSwim: I don't know what you're talking about.

IGOTTADUMP: But I just think Lobo is the worst ripoff.

SinkorSwim: loud What are you? What?

SinkorSwim: Fair.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, it didn't do it as well.

SinkorSwim: That's fair. They just, guys, we just did nail it this time. Sorry. Ooh. All right.

IGOTTADUMP: Prove me wrong, Jason Momoa.

SinkorSwim: Anyway.

IGOTTADUMP: Prove me wrong.

SinkorSwim: Well, you know, I i will say, i will say there's been a lot of, um,

Steve-O: No.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

SinkorSwim: That, ah you know, they keep changing the editors. They keep changing the score in that movie. Like, I just, I do feel like they're struggling to, it they don't sound confident in terms of what that movie is supposed to be.

SinkorSwim: It seems like they're they're still working on getting that vibe, which is,

IGOTTADUMP: Something that's coming out recently had pretty doo-doo test screenings. I'm trying to remember what what it was.

SinkorSwim: was Michael?

IGOTTADUMP: No, it was not Michael. that That carries its own drama, but that's not like test screening stuff.

SinkorSwim: No.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I forget what it was.

SinkorSwim: Was it ah was it here? How recent? you We talking a few weeks?

IGOTTADUMP: It was something I, yeah, reading within the last couple of days. That's a movie that is coming out.

SinkorSwim: Super. Oh, ah all right. Well, look, we'll take a look. We got a.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Remind me.

SinkorSwim: We got Hokum Animal Farm, Deepwater.

IGOTTADUMP: Ring a bell.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, well, Animal Farm I heard is is dog water.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That I did hear is dog water.

SinkorSwim: We got Mortal Kombat 2. Sheep Detectives? Isn't that, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: No, I actually heard i heard good things about sheep detectives.

SinkorSwim: I did. you know Can I be honest?

Steve-O: High on sheep detectives.

SinkorSwim: I'll be honest. I've always been into that. Like, I saw that first trailer, and I was like, you know what?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, fuck it.

IGOTTADUMP: that That seems like a fun flick.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. ah

IGOTTADUMP: I agree. written by Craig Mazin, the writer of Last of Us.

SinkorSwim: Obsession.

SinkorSwim: okay. Star Wars? Talk about the Mandalorian Grogu?

Steve-O: What are you talking about, Grogu?

IGOTTADUMP: Ah, yes, that's what it was.

SinkorSwim: ah That was it.

IGOTTADUMP: That was the one. Thank you, Devin. Ring, ring, ring. bell Bells have been rung. um Yeah, they I read that the the intro, the first scene, is abhorrently bad.

SinkorSwim: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: Like the first 10 or 15 minutes...

SinkorSwim: Like the whole probably like the first action scene, you know, they're doing something cool.

IGOTTADUMP: yes it is like up to the point where people were like not booing but actively like doing something in the theater that is watching the movie yes yeah that's that's what i've heard uh about that which is not surprising um

Steve-O: Damn.

SinkorSwim: Wow.

SinkorSwim: Man, talk about a ah concept that was really cool until it like got popular. you know like When the Mandalorian was just like a small scope thing, it was like super cool.

SinkorSwim: Because he was like... he was like

IGOTTADUMP: I think ah you're right.

SinkorSwim: badass and was like, I can bring you in warm or cold, chopping people up.

IGOTTADUMP: I think when they they start when they started incorporating too much into the show, that wasn't...

SinkorSwim: When it became like the lead of the Star Wars universe.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that was a bad move. i can't I can't imagine Jon Favreau being for that.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Well, I know.

IGOTTADUMP: I just can't. That's ridiculous.

SinkorSwim: It's a shame. ah You know what I saw that is widely considered to be a classic. And I was like, wow, I do not like this movie at all.

SinkorSwim: And that is slap shot. You guys ever see slap shot? Like the seven, the 77 movie, dude, it does not.

Steve-O: That's a...

IGOTTADUMP: I actually have never seen Slapshot.

SinkorSwim: And listen, this is a guy who's never seen slap shot, watching it for the first time in 2026, man, that movie does not age well at all.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a 50 year old movie at this point.

SinkorSwim: Um, Yeah, it has, it stars Paul Newman and Michael Onkian, who is famously the sheriff in Twin Peaks.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, interesting.

SinkorSwim: And basically, the the very broad strokes, yeah, the very broad strokes of this is like, you know, this is when they didn't wear helmets.

IGOTTADUMP: Harry Truman.

SinkorSwim: The coach is also a player on the team and stuff like that. And they're playing on this team called the Chiefs. They're really bad. They're going to get sold because the mill in town is closing down, so no one's going to money to buy tickets.

SinkorSwim: So he's like, oh, we got to – Reggie, the the coach, is like, we got to play up you know being goons to make ourselves popular so somebody will buy the team.

IGOTTADUMP: And this is the, not the term goons that we're familiar with.

SinkorSwim: So – You're right, right. This is a original, like hockey goon.

Steve-O: Yeah. Classic goon.

IGOTTADUMP: Right.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Let's, let's, let's, let's put that out there right now.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: And Ned, who played, you know, the sheriff in Twin Peaks, Ned's character is like, I'm not... There's a scene where he says, I'm not going to goon for you, Reggie. And I was like...

IGOTTADUMP: That's awesome.

SinkorSwim: and

IGOTTADUMP: a

SinkorSwim: And i was like, ah man, what are you going to But, like...

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

SinkorSwim: And it has those guys that have the glasses, right?

IGOTTADUMP: it's awesome

SinkorSwim: The really thick, ah like, bottle-cooked glasses. They're called the Hanson Brothers.

Steve-O: Oh, the handsome brothers, right?

SinkorSwim: And they're, like... They're just, like... They get put in. they They're new... The owner just, like, you know, hired, you know, drafted these guys. They're like what are we going to do with these guys? And for whatever reason, they're shorthanded, so they bring in the Hanson brothers, and then they just start beating the shit out out of everybody. And then, like, Reggie notices that the crowd's, like, super into it. But it kind of becomes, like, this... Like, they're like, oh, all this violence in hockey's bad, because and Ned's not into it.

SinkorSwim: And... I'm like, yeah, but like they're winning, like they're objectively becoming more popular and winning games because they're just beating the shit out of the other team. And then kind of like becomes like so ridiculous to the point.

SinkorSwim: And it's on purpose. It is. But like, I don't know. i was just like, dude, this movie just how dare how dare this movie not hold up 50 years later.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, if if anybody if anybody I want to know knows opinion about this film, it's the resident hockey hog, Steve O'Tierry.

SinkorSwim: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: What do you feel about it, Steve?

Steve-O: Hey there, you hockey heads. It's your boy. um i would say Slapshot is one of those movies where it's from. There there was like this movement in the 70s where they were like, we want to make dirty sports movies.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: We want to make like this. it was like Bad News Bears, stuff like that. um

IGOTTADUMP: What came out first? bad News Bears or this?

SinkorSwim: So this is 77.

Steve-O: think.

SinkorSwim: Let's see.

IGOTTADUMP: Because I think one inspired the other, right?

Steve-O: 76 for Bad News Bears.

SinkorSwim: Okay. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, so obvious where the inspiration comes from is Bad News Bears was pretty popular when it came out.

Steve-O: So.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I say you celebrate it I think that's the thing, right? Like. I'm not saying the movie. I'm saying if if you're going to make this movie, you go you go all in. You go all in.

SinkorSwim: yeah Everybody's dropping F slurs and it's like, oof yeah, like, and I get it.

Steve-O: I wouldn't drop that slur. I wouldn't do that.

SinkorSwim: Right. And it's like, you can't be mad at a movie, not holding up for 50 years. um

IGOTTADUMP: i Obviously, you're a Mighty Ducks fan over this, correct?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. That's comfortable say, which is fine.

IGOTTADUMP: Just wanted to clarify.

SinkorSwim: don't know.

Steve-O: I'm a Ducks guy.

SinkorSwim: just, I had heard, had heard,

IGOTTADUMP: i think we're I think we're all Ducks guys, in the because I have not seen Slapshot.

SinkorSwim: Now I'm a team Sweden guy. Sorry. I'm a team Sweden.

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit. You sack of shit.

SinkorSwim: Dirty Swedes.

Steve-O: Damn. From a sequel?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. No. And like, and I get it. Like the violence is, it's like outrageous on purpose, but it just, I don't know.

Steve-O: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: I was like, I was just kind of let down because it was kind of always one of those movies. I like hockey and Hey, flyers are in the playoffs. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Is that what inspired this?

SinkorSwim: I think, it yeah, it pretty much was. I'll be honest. I was like, oh, look at that. Look at that. um And I fired it, you know i fired it up. And it is.

SinkorSwim: i guess I had to see it when I saw it, because apparently the story goes is like the critics hated it. But the common man. Loved it. They were like, no, this movie fucking rules. And so it kind of became a cult hit.

SinkorSwim: You know. And we can do and flyers down by one.

IGOTTADUMP: Actually, I was just looking at that.

SinkorSwim: Oh, no.

Steve-O: You got to watch a better movie, Devin. You got to watch a better hockey movie.

SinkorSwim: You got to buy Mighty Ducks three, the worst one.

IGOTTADUMP: is i You know, I was trying to think of like the best football movie. um And most football movies are shit.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, I can't... Like, I don't like Gridiron Gang. Like, I don't like...

SinkorSwim: is Is it just any given Sunday?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I hate that movie, though.

SinkorSwim: Remember the Titans, you know?

Steve-O: ah

IGOTTADUMP: I don't like remember it. Like, that's sentimental bullshit.

Steve-O: What about Friday Night Lights the show?

IGOTTADUMP: The show, yes. The movie, not so much.

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: um The show isn't wonderful.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Is it Rudy? Would Rudy be the best football movie?

SinkorSwim: I feel like football the least important thing in Rudy, though, you know?

IGOTTADUMP: It's so corny.

IGOTTADUMP: There's so many better basketball movies.

Steve-O: Dude, basketball and baseball have it made for movies.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, those are the ones.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, like hockey, I think it's like, honestly, if you're like, what's the best? It's probably Miracle, right?

IGOTTADUMP: And I would even say that heated rivalry is probably the best of everything, apparently.

Steve-O: Probably. Hmm.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but like, obviously, that's not the goal.

Steve-O: me

SinkorSwim: if That's not the point. The hockey is not the point of that show.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah Well, there was a lot of tennis in Challengers 2.

SinkorSwim: Speak for yourself. anne That's true. That's true. And I was into that tennis, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

SinkorSwim: I was like, this is sick.

IGOTTADUMP: That was awesome.

SinkorSwim: It's probably the best tennis movie of all time.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'd say so.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. But no, man, i just I just, you know, like I said, yeah I'm not like devastated by any stretch, but was just like, oh, that's a shame.

SinkorSwim: That's a bummer.

Steve-O: Stop racing your cars, Chris. Come on, man.

IGOTTADUMP: I can't help it.

SinkorSwim: Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: I live next to an active drag racing arena.

Steve-O: ah

SinkorSwim: if

Steve-O: Chris lives in the Moonshine.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And we are running. we are running alcohol. We bootlegging. uh, no.

Steve-O: but ah moonshine

SinkorSwim: Real Smokey the Bandit.

IGOTTADUMP: No.

SinkorSwim: Cannonball Run is just happening next to Chris's house.

IGOTTADUMP: but okay It's okay. It's the annual Mad Max recreation.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: So that's what's happening behind me.

SinkorSwim: Well, to continue the the trend of depressing things, I rewatched the 1999 Mummy movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Ooh, mummies.

Steve-O: Oh, you're talking about the Brendan Fraser.

SinkorSwim: The Brendan Fraser.

Steve-O: Why is this depressing? Wait, what did this not?

SinkorSwim: Because I... All right.

Steve-O: Is it?

IGOTTADUMP: It didn't hit him.

Steve-O: Did it did it not age well?

SinkorSwim: It didn't get as hard. It aged how it aged, right? It just didn't, it was not nearly as good as I remembered it being. You know how, like, a good example is I think if you put on Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of Black Pearl, the first one, the first 30 minutes are, like, outstanding.

Steve-O: First one.

IGOTTADUMP: It might be one of the greatest character intros i have ever seen in a movie.

SinkorSwim: You are invested in multiple trends, Nick.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. And there's a few good ones, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Jack Sparrow.

SinkorSwim: Like...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Wait, what are we talking about? Mummy or pirates?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, Pirates the Caribbean.

SinkorSwim: Pirates.

Steve-O: Pirates.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Pirates, right?

IGOTTADUMP: The first time they see Jack Sparrow with the ship is sinking and he just steps off the ship onto the dock.

Steve-O: Jack Sparrow.

Steve-O: Mmm.

IGOTTADUMP: It's fucking cool, man.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's sick. Will's great. You know, um Elizabeth is great.

Steve-O: It was fun.

SinkorSwim: like And just things are happening. And you're God damn, this movie's like going. And it's good. It's really good. It's enjoyable.

Steve-O: It's a ride. And the fact that they just could not catch that lightning in a bottle again for any of the sequels.

SinkorSwim: I know, I know, but.

IGOTTADUMP: i yeah like i People tell me that they're actually good. Like past the second movie. I don't know.

SinkorSwim: Dude, I remember I i was rewatching two and three and like, I still couldn't tell you exactly what happens. Like, it's so weird and and it gets really like, um.

IGOTTADUMP: Supernatural. right more more i get well know It gets kind of like spread out. i think is the issue.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but but I'm just talking about like when they're like trying to find Jack, and they're like, Jack clearly dies. And then they're just like they just go to the end of the ocean, and then they find it And it's really like heady.

SinkorSwim: And it's like, this is like a $300 million dollars movie. or yeah some The budget's crazy for this, and they're just going really, it's very big.

IGOTTADUMP: Did you see the wine budget?

SinkorSwim: But anyway, the point is, is

Steve-O: Big blind budget.

SinkorSwim: That movie, I was just like, God damn, that movie ages super well. that's It's really good. And the Mummy, the 1999 Mummy movie is just good.

SinkorSwim: You know, i was I was a little disappointed. Brendan Fraser's great. It's really the cast. um But like, they're they're not doing anything outstanding. It's just kind of like an above average action adventure movie in the late 90s.

SinkorSwim: And i was kind of like, all right.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, what do you give the mummy? what what What did you give the mummy when you first saw it on ah on a Mary Fuck Hill?

SinkorSwim: I don't know.

IGOTTADUMP: And what did you what are you giving the mummy now?

SinkorSwim: yeah If I had to be that guy, I don't think I i don't think i was like overly impressed with The Mummy even as ah when I first saw it in the 90s.

IGOTTADUMP: I think that's fair. I think that's fair.

SinkorSwim: You know, it's like The Mummy I thought would have been a good sit and it's now just a fuck.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Okay.

SinkorSwim: You know?

IGOTTADUMP: It got downgraded by a degree.

SinkorSwim: in the

Steve-O: Downgraded.

SinkorSwim: It got downgraded to a fuck.

IGOTTADUMP: few degrees, basically.

Steve-O: Oh, is this a new segment where Devin watches a movie from his past and he sees if they maintain or if they improve or decrease?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: did you Oh, by the way, did you give Slapshot a rating? Is that a kill?

Steve-O: Yeah, what was your slap shot?

SinkorSwim: Kill. It's a kill.

Steve-O: Kill.

SinkorSwim: it's a It's a...

Steve-O: Kill.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a kill.

SinkorSwim: I've never seen it, and the first time I saw it in 2026, I gotta give it a kill. Really wasn't much going on in there that I was i was vibing with, sadly.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: And... um But the reason... I rewatched The Mummies because I was going to go see The New Mummy. I saw Lee Cronin's The Mummy the other week.

SinkorSwim: And that movie is a lot of fun. It's overly long, for sure, for a horror movie. It's by the same guy that did Evil Dead Rises.

Steve-O: okay

SinkorSwim: so Or Evil Dead Rise, i I should say. And so the critique, I guess I would give it, outside of its length, is like... it's not It's not really a mummy movie, right? And I don't mean because it's not action-y. It's just like... It's just the it's just an Evil Dead movie.

SinkorSwim: Like, the girl's a deadite, 100%. a hundred percent It's just the way she acts, the things that are happening, it has that kind of mean slapstick gore to it, which is good.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: You know, I enjoyed it. But it's just like... This is just the Evil Dead movie with fucking mummy wraps on it.

SinkorSwim: And there's some cool stuff that they do um with the mummy trope, I will say.

IGOTTADUMP: I did hear it was quite, it was quite gory.

SinkorSwim: But yeah, yeah, it was it was gross, you know, for sure.

IGOTTADUMP: That's like the big thing that I've been reading. It's a gross film, which you know what?

SinkorSwim: ah

IGOTTADUMP: Love a gross movie every once in while.

SinkorSwim: There is something that is was weird to me. And I couldn't remember. It's a specific film technique. And I had to look it up. And then immediately I found it because somebody was like, yeah, we he went crazy with this. But ah this is very film film snobby type shit. But a a split diopter shot.

SinkorSwim: You guys know what that is?

IGOTTADUMP: with a up Never heard of that before.

SinkorSwim: It's like a... Here. don't know what it was like first used in, but here.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. So you're getting

SinkorSwim: I'll post a perfect example of what I'm talking about in the one chat.

SinkorSwim: Where it's kind of like there's something in the foreground.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. so you're getting

Steve-O: Oh, and they they got focus on both?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: oath yeah

SinkorSwim: Yeah, this guy goes crazy with it. and Like, to a point where I'm like, what is the deal?

Steve-O: OK.

SinkorSwim: Like, why does he keep doing it? um So, if that bugs you, you know, maybe not. But, yeah, I just... Let's see, he just...

SinkorSwim: He really likes optical ghosting and inaccuracies and atmosphere that comes with it. That's his reasoning, apparently.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, like that weird that weird faded effect that happens.

Steve-O: and

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, in between.

Steve-O: no

SinkorSwim: You know, it's...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's kind of unearthly, I guess.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but it's just it's just a lot of it for whatever reason. But, um you know, there's a split diopter shot in Toy Story 4. And somebody's like, because somebody wrote an article it.

IGOTTADUMP: Well...

SinkorSwim: And they're like, why did you do this? This is a camera thing.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

SinkorSwim: You created this with computers. Like, why? And they're like, it's film techniques.

IGOTTADUMP: It's an incredibly manipulative effect.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But um no, I would give.

IGOTTADUMP: Works really well. It keeps both people in focus in the scene.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's pretty cool.

SinkorSwim: And it just it does.

IGOTTADUMP: One in the four in the background.

SinkorSwim: It does make you think something creepy is going to happen for sure.

IGOTTADUMP: Of course. Yeah. Built paranoia. 100%. hundred percent

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but that the man, it's it's a but it's a very noticeable effect. And this guy drops like five of these bad boys in this movie. Like, all right.

SinkorSwim: All right, cool.

IGOTTADUMP: I like it in Jaws because it's like he's splitting his focus on that guy and the shark that's obviously in the ocean.

SinkorSwim: and

Steve-O: yeah

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Like it feels like a more obvious point of view.

Steve-O: That one scene has so many fucking just like crazy camera things going because it's like that shot. And then I think there's a rack focus like immediately after that.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep. Yep.

Steve-O: So.

SinkorSwim: talking about when he sees the shark and he like shoots his head up.

Steve-O: And it does the fucking like the the zoom.

IGOTTADUMP: yep Yes, indeed.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: hmm.

SinkorSwim: Didn't he create that? Wasn't that the creation of that shot?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, he popularized it for sure.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. At the very least. Right.

IGOTTADUMP: i think Hitchcock created that shit. Okay.

SinkorSwim: What did that guy ever do?

Steve-O: He made a bunch of scary things and then talked about on television.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

SinkorSwim: um That being said, i would give leave Cronin's the mummy. I give it I'm going to, a resounding fuck. I'd say it's a good hard one.

Steve-O: Okay. So on wait on par with the original Mummy, you're saying. The 99 Mummy, I should say.

IGOTTADUMP: okay

SinkorSwim: it's it's ah It's a better fuck than the 90s Mummy movie.

IGOTTADUMP: slightly you got more degrees

Steve-O: But not a good sit.

SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, I don't think I could give it a good sit because it's just it's just... And there's some weird decisions they make at the end which really reek of like reshoots.

Steve-O: I think you just don't like mummies.

IGOTTADUMP: hmm

SinkorSwim: To be fair, mummies are the the weakest of the the traditional monster movies in my eyes.

Steve-O: Whoa, not in the White Wolf role-playing universe, Evan.

SinkorSwim: oh Oh, yeah?

IGOTTADUMP: The horribly racist white wolf.

SinkorSwim: You would like that, wouldn't you? Yeah.

Steve-O: You have to use a nuke to stop a mummy.

SinkorSwim: how how many

IGOTTADUMP: were funny

SinkorSwim: How many Ks did you run this week, Chris? That's what I thought. Suckers. um

IGOTTADUMP: um I saw a movie of of this decade.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: not Not of the 70s or the 90s.

SinkorSwim: Nice.

IGOTTADUMP: More like along the lines of your Lee Cronin mummy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Which came out this year. No, this film came out last year. And it's called dust bunnies. Um, it was released on HBO max recently.

IGOTTADUMP: It starts mad milk. And some mads, uh, Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Lecter himself.

Steve-O: Mads.

SinkorSwim: Mads to riches, milkinson, Mickelson.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh, and it also reteens him with, uh, Brian Fuller, who is the creator of Hannibal. Uh, it is dust bunny, not dust bunnies. Um,

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, so Brian Fuller made this movie. If anybody here likes his shit, it's very much a Brian Fuller film. It reeks of his style.

IGOTTADUMP: And visually, it's just gorgeous. There's just some scenes of just so much going on in the foreground. Sort of like a Terry Gillum movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Which, you know, i fucking love. Like, he just fills... ah the scene with so much shit, so much stuff going on, so many interesting colors and designs.

IGOTTADUMP: um And it's, of course, a movie about metaphor, you know, like these monsters. up Well, the whole plot of the movie is basically um a little girl hires a hitman to kill the monster under her bed.

IGOTTADUMP: And Mads, Mads Miklison is the hit man and a little girl is basically, uh, her, her family gets eaten by this monster and he is paid to figure out why and to kill it.

Steve-O: OK. Interesting.

IGOTTADUMP: It is how I would describe this is basically if John Wick was made by Tim Burton,

IGOTTADUMP: is the the the closest approximation of the vibe and the atmosphere that they're going for.

Steve-O: interesting

IGOTTADUMP: And there is an incredible scene in the beginning with ah are our hitman Mads fighting a dragon, quote unquote, in the street, which was basically a parade dragon filled with Yakuza.

IGOTTADUMP: They were trying to kill him.

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: And um the coolest thing about it is the little girl in her perspective, it looks like he's killing an actual dragon in the street.

Steve-O: okay

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And that brings her to him. So, and she thinks he's a monster killer because of what she saw. And of course, there's the whole aspect of him being a hitman and her witnessing that. And then there's a whole element to that as well, which gives Sigourney Weaver a really wonderful turn as the villain.

IGOTTADUMP: Of the movie. Which I won't really get into. What her character is. And who she is too. Which is. A really wonderful little development. Towards the end of the movie.

IGOTTADUMP: It's like a line. And you're like wow. That's interesting. Anyway. um Yeah this was surprisingly good. I was. i think this really flew under. A lot of people's radar. Because it is a movie. Made for no one.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Yeah, like I... It's obviously very gory and dark, so it's rated R, but it involves fantastical elements of a child's imagination, which kind of lead it toward more of like this Matilda aspect, where it's her interacting with a very fun kind of scary world, you know?

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: But it's obviously incredibly fantastical, or at least I think so. And... um Yeah, I feel like it's just... I didn't think anybody knew how to market this to anybody.

IGOTTADUMP: It

Steve-O: It sounds very confusing.

IGOTTADUMP: is really confusing.

Steve-O: Like.

IGOTTADUMP: That's like the the big con of of the movie. it is It's very convoluted.

Steve-O: What is this R rated like lighthearted premise almost?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Exactly. And it felt like a real fuck you to whoever was trying to market this. Like it was made out of spite almost.

Steve-O: Somebody who hated the marketing department.

SinkorSwim: Let's see. who are Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Kind

SinkorSwim: Chris, do you remember who like the who who's like the producers of this movie?

IGOTTADUMP: of. Well, i don' I don't think it was Brian Fuller because he never produced anything because nobody would give him money to make these things as a producer because he has a pretty yeah tumultuous career.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a nice way to put it. um Yeah, it's it's very it's very surface level and very stylistic. ah Yeah, it was produced by Brian Fuller.

SinkorSwim: Wow. Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Some fool gave this man money.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I mean, it makes sense because he's very... He's kind of a spiteful person from what I've been hearing about him. So this feels like a real spit in the face.

IGOTTADUMP: of what is popular in, in movies, you know? And I, I, I think I could have figured out, I could have cracked the coconut on how to, how to market this. Like, like I said, like Tim Burton, John Wick, basically.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I think if you, I saw the trailers and they went more harder into like a Tim Burton world And that's one thing Tim Burton really doesn't do is R-rated.

IGOTTADUMP: you know like he's more of ah He makes movies for kids too.

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: you know So that's what I would have tried to push the more John Wick fun, cool assassination elements of it. But ultimately, i do think it is more style over substance.

IGOTTADUMP: um I think the plot is very convoluted. um But I liked it. i really, i thought it was underrated. did, I, I, or at least like if I know it had a pretty good score on Rotten Tomatoes, but it was underseen, i think, not underrated.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

SinkorSwim: A hundred percent. I mean, I was, i remember when I first saw the trailer, I was like, I'm interested, but you know, it just kind of, it wasn't something that was going to get me out of the house.

SinkorSwim: Unfortunately. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I think it's... ah I think it introduced some really fun characters and it has some really fun moments. the The convoluted plot does kind of slow things down.

IGOTTADUMP: I will admit. But I just think visually and stylistically, it's if you like Brian Fuller, at least you should watch this.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. okay

IGOTTADUMP: Because I do, despite everything about him. And it's not really even like him getting cancelled.

SinkorSwim: In spite of everything about him. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like it's just him as a creative. It just seems like he's a really rough person to work with. um Yeah, so I think this is is, I would actually go so far as to say this is a good fuck if you're a Brian Fuller fan.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: If you're a Brian Fuller fan, this a good fuck.

Steve-O: okay

IGOTTADUMP: You're going to like this. You're going to enjoy the style of it and let it kind of, the plot kind of wash away. um but yeah, I thought it was, i thought it was really good.

SinkorSwim: Nice.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, and I got some TV shows to talk about.

Steve-O: TV talk.

SinkorSwim: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: ah TV talk. The Boys is up and running again. and

SinkorSwim: I might be one behind.

IGOTTADUMP: I think the newest episode came out recently.

SinkorSwim: i Honestly, I can't.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't think I've watched that.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: But I did watch... What do he what what was the last thing that happened to Soldier Boy?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's that's the thing I'm trying to think.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a good...

SinkorSwim: He's, you know, you think something happens to him. It doesn't. Oh, it was ah they were in like the the place that made them all mad. Like they were.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's where I'm at, too.

SinkorSwim: OK, OK.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I didn't go any farther that.

SinkorSwim: I'm definitely underselling. They made them all mad. But ah it's kind of like a honestly, it was kind of like a.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah, du no, no, no. I got it.

SinkorSwim: It's a well-worn trope in TV where like the the gang goes somewhere and there's something causing them to be like.

IGOTTADUMP: Well,

SinkorSwim: outrageously mean to the other person.

IGOTTADUMP: this is a but this is a bottle episode. Right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it gave me like, i was like, this is a Buffy episode.

IGOTTADUMP: Right?

IGOTTADUMP: oh

SinkorSwim: You know, which isn't bad.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's a good comparison, I feel.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: um Yeah, I feel... Yeah, that's a pretty good comparison the show in general, is bi Buffy. with Just being more gratuitous than Buffy, you know?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's just they they say cock a lot more.

IGOTTADUMP: Right. um Yeah, I love The Deep. I really do. i love i love... I love Soldier Boy. Like, that's...

SinkorSwim: you know it's in You know what I'm interested they They kind of seem like they teased that they were going to go in a direction with Black Noir. And then they walked it back, um which I was interested in.

SinkorSwim: um

IGOTTADUMP: i I think they don't know what to do with Black Noir.

SinkorSwim: yeah yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: To be honest.

SinkorSwim: And like at this point, if you're familiar with what happens in the comics... It's kind of an impossibility ah for them to to go with the direction that happened in the comics.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's not happening.

SinkorSwim: But.

IGOTTADUMP: That's definitely not happening.

SinkorSwim: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, what what what has been truly adapted from the comics and the show for the past two, three seasons now is so far off and for the better, right?

SinkorSwim: But.

SinkorSwim: I mean, at this point, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. It's just that there was just a point where Black Noir was not speaking again. and he's like, why are you being so method, bro? And it's like, oh my God, did they so do the switch? Did somebody do the switch? Are they going to do it? And then the next episode, he's just, you know, mask off, say, it's really hard to be method. And i'm like, okay, the fuck are we doing, dude? Like, what are we doing with this character?

SinkorSwim: um But yeah, I agree. I think they're kind of...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, the the deep being a ah a male influencer is is pretty fucking funny.

SinkorSwim: um

SinkorSwim: So good Dude the fact of that yeah they were riding In a cyber truck on the way To catch the guys is very fucking Funny

IGOTTADUMP: Driving around a Cybertruck and everything. that's

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and Soldier Boy's great. um I really like Soldier Boy and Homelander's dynamic this season, too.

SinkorSwim: he

IGOTTADUMP: like I feel like that's what's really keeping keeping the show afloat, um if I'm being honest.

SinkorSwim: Yeah

IGOTTADUMP: like I'm not really a big fan of Starlight or Huey or Frenchie.

SinkorSwim: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: I like one, right?

SinkorSwim: So the boys, you know you know what?

Steve-O: Thank you.

SinkorSwim: I hate to say it, but like, and and it's on purpose.

IGOTTADUMP: ah like i man

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: that's one right

SinkorSwim: I think people are worried about that actor because he looked like he lost a lot of weight.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, he looks sick.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: people Yeah. People are like, oh my God, is he sick? I hope not. um I hope he just lost the weight for good reasons.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Ozempic.

SinkorSwim: We'll see. Um, but, uh, Kimiko's character, um, I get that it's on purpose, but I really, yeah, I'm like, it just sounds like a five, like a, it sounds like how Ellie sounded in the first last of us game because she's 14.

IGOTTADUMP: Annoying. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

SinkorSwim: So like fuck is used in every other word. And it's just like, it's really try hard. It's super try hard. Um, But with all that being said, um I do think it's it's still a notable show. It's still very good.

SinkorSwim: And I'm i'm down. R.I.P. Gen V season two or season three, I guess.

Steve-O: Yeah, that got canceled, right?

SinkorSwim: But yeah, which is I don't know. i

IGOTTADUMP: Kind understandable.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's kind of like like one of the main actors passed away in between seasons one and two and

IGOTTADUMP: I'm honest.

Steve-O: I...

SinkorSwim: It's just, I don't know. are you going to hold up to a show leaning into its final season and then also have this weird sideshow?

SinkorSwim: It's just like, I felt like they would have needed to push that show along faster than they would have.

IGOTTADUMP: Well. Stranger Things did it this week with their animated show.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but even then, that's animated. And there is an animated Boys spinoff.

Steve-O: i

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: I didn't know this, but apparently the ah the Stranger Things show was based from the canceled Telltale game they were supposedly making.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: Oh, interesting.

Steve-O: and And because like I was getting big vibes from that, like from the trailers.

IGOTTADUMP: I see.

SinkorSwim: I haven't seen any of it.

IGOTTADUMP: From the animation.

Steve-O: No, I haven't seen it either.

SinkorSwim: Oh.

Steve-O: But like from the from the stuff I had seen trailer wise, I was like, it kind of looks like a Telltale game. So that surprised me.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, I.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you're right. now Now in retrospect that you're you're right.

SinkorSwim: i

IGOTTADUMP: It looks exactly like...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, and I know this is on purpose, right? Because it's just like you want to get clicks, but I can't tell you how many articles I was reading that's like. this creates a plot hole for season five.

SinkorSwim: with stranger And I'm like, dude, I do not like, so who cares, dude?

IGOTTADUMP: Way to go on that.

Steve-O: that's the popularity people are just there's like if we get as many people to shit on season five as possible like we will get clicked

SinkorSwim: Yeah. And I'm like, I cannot be bothered to be actually mad about a plot hole that's retroactively created after the show's done. Like you just, it's not going to happen guys.

SinkorSwim: You're not going to get me upset.

Steve-O: hmm

SinkorSwim: What are going to do? But yeah, I do want to watch It it just, it's there. It's going to be waiting for me when I when i feel like it.

SinkorSwim: um But like you said, ah yeah, The Boys and then Invincible, which I'm, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah. Invincible is the other delectable treat that I finished.

Steve-O: Mmm.

IGOTTADUMP: um The season.

SinkorSwim: Because that finished last week?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah. Last episode, episode eight came out.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I'm curious where it finishes off because drum roll for me. I finally. so the reason why I've been behind on Invincible is because we were fastly approaching where I stopped reading the comic.

SinkorSwim: And I for the life of me, I just could not feel comfortable reading or like watching past where I've read because I have all of the books. Like I've had them for years and I was just like, I can not in good conscience just like let this happen. So I, I kind of held off and I read,

SinkorSwim: Up to where I stopped, which I believe is a little bit after where season this season stops. Because there's like a very clear end point in terms of like, this is where the show should end. This is where the plot or not end, but this is where the season should end.

SinkorSwim: um So I'm just about that. I got two left. But are you happy with where they ended, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: Yes. One million percent. I loved.

SinkorSwim: Because it's cool, right? it's ah It's a really cool conundrum.

IGOTTADUMP: ah And you know, i it's totally fair that Mark agreed to it.

SinkorSwim: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: I think so.

SinkorSwim: That's fair. That's fair. Yeah?

IGOTTADUMP: i get it. Like, it's...

SinkorSwim: Are you a Viltrumite sympathizer now, Chris?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, Thrag is... mean, come on. It's... That guy, he everybody's an ant to him. Everybody. Everybody.

SinkorSwim: Yeah?

IGOTTADUMP: Like, it's a matter of protecting people. And I get, like, the long game of it, right? Because they live forever, of course.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And there's a point where it's just gonna, you know, they're just gonna win.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: But, like, you know, what's... 100 or like 10 generations, you know, like what, what, what can human human beings get to at that point to, to maybe stop that, you know, like it it just, there's more potential in what threat Thrag said.

SinkorSwim: yeah

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Right.

SinkorSwim: And um again, we might be getting past where the show is, but there's a interesting conundrum and Nolan has a very strong stance on it.

IGOTTADUMP: interesting

SinkorSwim: And it's very. and And again, this is the comic, but this has been pretty one to one is is not like the boys where they're veering off. But it's I definitely see where Nolan's coming from.

SinkorSwim: um But, you know, but, ah you know, there's a, it's kind of just like living next door to a an active volcano at this point.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, I get it. Like, I guess we could see it because we know we read comics and stuff and Mark can see it, sure.

SinkorSwim: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: But the rest of the people, it's just like life goes on. You know, like that's kind of the way i would view it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: At least. Right.

SinkorSwim: So, you know, shout outs to Invincible. Another banger season.

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, it's less evil than anything set Cecil has done.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, or at the very least.

Steve-O: Thank you.

IGOTTADUMP: i that's he's just like the epitome of morally gray like I that wasn't i don't know if that was a morally gray decision

SinkorSwim: Yeah, well, and then I'd be shocked if they got here, but there's a lot of stuff that happens with Dinosaurus later. Which is kind of, it's kind of interesting to be fair.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah I read it into that that is I don't know if that's gonna make the cut man ah that's wild that's what fucking wild

SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't know.

SinkorSwim: But no, that show, ah that shows the banger still.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. It's a wonderful show. Wonderful.

SinkorSwim: That's going to great like rewatch when it's all said and done, I think.

Steve-O: Oh, just like spend a weekend and just bang it all out.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, or just like, yo, I really want to show this show. It's over. it's It's great. You know, you could read all the comics, but like.

IGOTTADUMP: I think it pretty much tells the story and ah as good as it can for an eight episode five season show.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And it does it pretty epically in a lot of ways.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Also, like we didn't even talk about like the, was it the scourge?

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah, the scourge virus.

IGOTTADUMP: That episode was gorgeous.

SinkorSwim: it's a

SinkorSwim: No, I agree.

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, absolutely.

SinkorSwim: It was a

IGOTTADUMP: One of, one of the darkest things I've ever seen a, in a, in a, uh, cartoon.

SinkorSwim: Right Yeah, it's just a sick little asteroid belt of corpses and

IGOTTADUMP: Because that whole idea of what they did with the bodies like is just... Wow. What? Yeah. That is fucking insane.

IGOTTADUMP: it's It's just... It's crazy. And of course, the last the second last episode happened there. mean Good lord. It's very epic and it is getting to that anime level.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, see the thing the funny thing about this, Steve, is like I'm like, Chris, he's telling me about what he likes about it and how he thinks.

IGOTTADUMP: Which is fine.

SinkorSwim: I'm like, Chris, you're like one degree away from becoming anime fan.

IGOTTADUMP: I get it. I get it. But this is eight episodes.

SinkorSwim: and no I know, I know.

Steve-O: Yo, that's also very fair too.

IGOTTADUMP: This eight fucking episodes.

Steve-O: Chris is like the the anime day walker right now.

SinkorSwim: But like, but like when Chris talks about like Avatar and stuff, I'm like, just watch My Hero Academia, dude. I'm not saying it's better, but I'm like, that's exactly what you're looking for.

IGOTTADUMP: When you say that, wait when you guys do say that, the feeling I get is like I'm on a tower like looking down on you while you're saying that.

Steve-O: It's very good. It's very good.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: we're looking up screaming, yeah one episode!

SinkorSwim: but You're like, oh, I just, you're like, i just, you're just like,

IGOTTADUMP: And my hands are behind my back like, no.

Steve-O: you're like, no.

SinkorSwim: Like, dude, the episode where he he fights that muscle man, dude, is fucking peak.

Steve-O: we

Steve-O: Yeah, man.

SinkorSwim: It's peak, Chris.

Steve-O: Like, there's there's definitely, like some huge bangers in that show. I need to go back and watch it, but, like, finish it off, but.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, it's done. Yeah, it's.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: um

IGOTTADUMP: Alright. I just, you know, Vince Bull is hitting a really good spot. And the voice acting is wonderful too.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: It's they nailed that show like they really did just every bit of it.

IGOTTADUMP: That's another big part.

Steve-O: I need to like catch up from where I left off, but holy shit. Like I remember.

IGOTTADUMP: Getting Optimus Prime to voice Thaddeus is like, that is ah such a wonderful like full circle meta thing.

Steve-O: That's cool.

SinkorSwim: e

IGOTTADUMP: You know, that that was cool.

IGOTTADUMP: Great, great show. Great show. And absolute merry.

SinkorSwim: Can I tell you I'm ah i'm back on my Alan Wake 2 bullshit?

Steve-O: Oh, he's back on his boo-sheet.

SinkorSwim: I just... i just ah It's not for no reason.

IGOTTADUMP: I picked up my flashlight and my gun.

SinkorSwim: the um Since the PSSR 2 update has hit...

Steve-O: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: It's basically just like a better version of of for the PlayStation. Your PS Pro is even more powerful and it's and it's it can run games even better.

SinkorSwim: And there may have.

IGOTTADUMP: If I can put the light in my asshole, I might be able to save myself from the darkness.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, that almost sounds like you're an anime protagonist at the same time.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah That's anime, Alamoy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, anime Alan Wake.

Steve-O: ah

SinkorSwim: How do I tell her how I feel? Oh. But no, it was... um I was like, this is the excuse. Because I technically, I never... Because there's a new game plus that's called um Second or the Final Draft, which has slightly different things in it.

Steve-O: okay

SinkorSwim: But the cool one of the cooler things is that the game... with the DLC is it's all inter linked.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: So like while playing the game, you can go like, oh, do you want to like play this chunk of the DLC real quick? Like in the main game, it's not completely separate, which is really cool.

SinkorSwim: And this time I'm doing a full saga run and then I'm going to do a full Alan run. Where the first time I was inter-jumping, interlinking between the two characters, kind of chapter by chapter. But man, that game still looks really good. It came out in 2023.

SinkorSwim: Phenomenal game. um I wish the UI still wasn't glitchy.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: When I say glitchy, it's like you pick things up and it clearly like you clearly did it. And it's like, no, this thing's still on the map. So the map UI is a little funky still, and I'm really disappointed that they never quite fixed that. But I mean, it kind of got got me thinking about how a lot of my favorite games that of the year that I've played, how rarely those games are just like functionally perfect, right? They're always doing something weird.

SinkorSwim: Like Witcher 3 has so many weird little quirks, but I love it so much. ah Alan Wake 2, it's such a weird game and it still has its own like kind of like technical quirks. But like I just don't care. And like I like Spider-Man 3 so much. It's a great game.

SinkorSwim: but like I said Spider-Man 3. Spider-Man 2. But it's like... No, yeah. like it's It's really good. I would recommend it. But like is that my game in the year? like Absolutely no chance.

SinkorSwim: It just kind of made me... it's just like It just made me re-appreciate Alan Wake again. So that game fucking rips, and I highly recommend a replay.

IGOTTADUMP: I think Ellen Wake... Ellen Wake 2 just came out the wrong time. That's all. It was a bad year for for it to come out because I think any other year it would have been a wonderful game of the year.

IGOTTADUMP: That's all. Like, it's as simple as that. Like, I really enjoyed it, too.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And I think it only... it was, like, one of the more terrifying games I've played in a long time, too, from my experience. Like, really...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it just came out. was that balder That was Baldur's Gate year, right?

IGOTTADUMP: yeah dude.

SinkorSwim: that one there

IGOTTADUMP: That's what I mean. Like, it it was a loaded... i kind of remember it being a loaded year.

SinkorSwim: Now, 2023 was a banger year. That was Tears of the Kingdom, Baldur's Gate 3, Alan Wake, RE4 remake, I think.

Steve-O: Yeah, 2023, really strong. Yeah. really strong

IGOTTADUMP: It was... like it was a yeah Oh my God. like it's Any other year, Wake 3 would have been... Alan Wake 2 would have been game of the year.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's...

IGOTTADUMP: it's It's great. Sucks. It's like a gone baby gone. um ah What is it? There will be blood and no country for old men all coming out in the same year.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: For

Steve-O: 2023 was the 2008 of gaming. was that? Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: film.

Steve-O: or was that or what

SinkorSwim: I

IGOTTADUMP: For film.

Steve-O: yeah

SinkorSwim: mean, I, 2008, that, because that was Dark Knight, right? 2008 was Dark Knight, pretty sure.

IGOTTADUMP: Was that Dark Knight 2? Oh my god. Yeah, that was a loaded year for film. Just absolutely stockpiled.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. No, it's a, it's a, it's so good. So sick. But I, uh, Steve, did you ever play Alan Wake too?

Steve-O: I own Alan Wake 2 and also 1.

SinkorSwim: but

Steve-O: I own the ah the the remake of 1 that they did.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: haven't touched either of them.

IGOTTADUMP: you're big you're you You don't like water. You're scared of that, right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. yeah

Steve-O: I'm scared of water.

SinkorSwim: You're what we call a hater, Steve.

Steve-O: yeah I'm not a hater. I'll play them one day.

SinkorSwim: That's,

Steve-O: you know maybe ah you know You know how you have your death ah your deathbed comic? I've got that too. I've got my deathbed game.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, my mine was the Sandman, but you know, now I'm starting to rethink but some things.

Steve-O: Yeah, then...

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: And then you went, I'm waiting for Alan Wake to get canceled.

SinkorSwim: now Now you feel vindicated. You're like, I knew it.

IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah

Steve-O: When that happens, I'll be like, yeah

IGOTTADUMP: See, the goal, Devin, is to hate everything and then be vindicated in the end when they get canceled.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: at the end, you can say, I told you so, but you haven't taken in a single bit of any art.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Exactly.

SinkorSwim: Dude, it's so good, though, guys.

Steve-O: I know.

SinkorSwim: I mean, you played it, right?

Steve-O: Believe me. I, you

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Chris played Alan Wake 2.

IGOTTADUMP: I know, I know.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, chris Chris ate his...

Steve-O: I want to. It looks awesome.

SinkorSwim: He he cleaned his plate.

Steve-O: I am stoked for Control 2 basically this year.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. well right So right now, I'm actually playing the DLC for in Alan Wake 2, which is you're one of the FBC agents. And I'm just like, yo, I cannot fucking wait for Control 2.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, that game is, ah I think everybody's pretty pumped for that.

SinkorSwim: Resonant, right? Yeah, that game's gonna fucking...

Steve-O: um

IGOTTADUMP: um

SinkorSwim: Oh,

IGOTTADUMP: least us three. don't know about John. John wasn't, John never played Control.

Steve-O: John only cares about one thing and it's disgusting.

SinkorSwim: that stupid baby.

Steve-O: No, no.

IGOTTADUMP: Red Dead Redemption 2.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Red Dead Redemption 2, but he has to make sure it's...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know, you put a cowboy hat on that on that on that ah on that main character control.

Steve-O: Dude, you know what?

SinkorSwim: he's in

Steve-O: We just need to mod all his games to just be Arthur Morgan.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, probably. It's just funny because.

Steve-O: When John falls into something, he falls into something.

IGOTTADUMP: What the hell's in that refrigerator?

SinkorSwim: It's just funny because I was i was like looking at i was looking up um like trailer foot or gameplay footage of Control Resonant.

IGOTTADUMP: lot it eating people.

SinkorSwim: I was like, God, the cameras really pulled back in comparison to Alan Wake 2.

Steve-O: It's

SinkorSwim: Obvious reasons, you know, for obvious reasons.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that is... Yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Right. But.

IGOTTADUMP: You're flying around, man.

SinkorSwim: like, man, going to be so sick.

Steve-O: melee flying around.

SinkorSwim: Just really excited to play that game, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, me too. I think the change in combat, too, looks this is pretty neat.

SinkorSwim: That's, uh, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: like I like where they're going with it.

SinkorSwim: Unofficial commercial for, for, uh, fucking for respawn, dude.

Steve-O: Respawn Entertainment.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, you know, you make all these quality games and it just, they're like the Martin Scorsese of game studios.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, well, it's it's funny because I think the algorithm has been aware of this. So then I was like watching all these like Max Payne retrospective videos and stuff, too. was like, oh, I'm just too locked in.

IGOTTADUMP: They'll get their flowers one day, probably control too.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, well, I mean, shit, Alan Wake, too, is truly like it's a standout among a standout year. You know, it was ah it was a nominee, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, definitely.

SinkorSwim: Obviously, it's not going win, but like still. And it's my honestly, it's my personal game of the year. RE4, maybe, maybe. No, I was not convinced.

SinkorSwim: was like, maybe John bullied me into picking RE4 remake, but I don't think he did.

Steve-O: John does have a superpower of infecting people's brains with his hype.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Well, you know what? It's not necessary. It's because he's so like behind the times. So he gets into it like and he doesn't let the fact that it's a decade old like affect him.

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: So it's just like, oh, my and then we all go like, damn, that was fun, wasn't it? And then like we just fire it up. Because why not? But.

Steve-O: going be like, wow, you know what?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: We were wrong in 2020.

SinkorSwim: you

Steve-O: Cyberpunk was amazing.

IGOTTADUMP: a

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I mean, listen.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, there's definitely a chunk of cyberpunk that's amazing.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Hey, man, I am very fortunate that I got to basically forget Alan Wake came out. Or I'm sorry, id Control. ah Fuck me, I'm um broken.

Steve-O: Dude, you broke.

SinkorSwim: That Cyberpunk had come out for like a six years.

IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin's got cyberpsychosis.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I'll put him down. Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Put that mother bugger now.

SinkorSwim: No, but dude, dude, look at this. Look at this. It won. Alan Wake 2 won best game direction, best narrative, best art direction. That's some banger awards, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they it cleaned it definitely cleaned up. And it cleaned up where it should have.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Those are well-deserved awards for that game.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: But, you know, ah hate to say but the big award, it just didn't...

SinkorSwim: Nah, was anyone surprised?

IGOTTADUMP: olympus No, course not.

Steve-O: and cenship

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Absolutely not.

SinkorSwim: You know, I'm a Baldur's Gate hater.

IGOTTADUMP: I know.

Steve-O: You know, i made so many characters in the beginning of that game, and then I would play for like an hour, and then I would go, i want to make a different character.

IGOTTADUMP: i know.

Steve-O: And I just never got past that.

IGOTTADUMP: He fell into a hole.

Steve-O: I really did.

SinkorSwim: john John had the opposite problem where he made like a terrible character and was like, this game sucks because my guy's too small to jump over in steps.

IGOTTADUMP: He fell into a hole.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

SinkorSwim: And then he stopped playing it. It's like, yeah, if you just made like a normal fucking character, you would have loved this.

IGOTTADUMP: See, I made a tiny character, but he could jump.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's nice.

Steve-O: He made Mario.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: He's jumping.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's

SinkorSwim: But, uh, man, 2023. ah felt like before the bad times. Right.

Steve-O: Yeah, little get a little bit That's where we forgot what the bad times were.

SinkorSwim: Was that before the bad times?

IGOTTADUMP: Sure. Eh.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: We thought there there were the bad times. And then it's like, no, no, no, no

IGOTTADUMP: Now we're in the sequel.

Steve-O: we were like, wow.

IGOTTADUMP: This is sequel.

Steve-O: Things sure are expensive, man. We didn't know.

SinkorSwim: no. Yeah, speaking of expensive, um yeah, Game Pass got slightly less expensive, which is a nice change of pace for existing.

IGOTTADUMP: Summer children, if you will.

Steve-O: They did pull Call a Duty from it.

IGOTTADUMP: What are you guys playing on Game Pass right now?

SinkorSwim: but Nothing, because I don't have it, and...

IGOTTADUMP: ah

Steve-O: Yeah, i got i don't I don't got Game Pass, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, oh ah so you're getting it now that they lowered...

SinkorSwim: But it's still...

Steve-O: No. No.

SinkorSwim: no, no, no.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh!

SinkorSwim: I mean, listen, it's still kind of a nightmare, and it's still like a trashy console slash living situation, whatever's going on there at Microsoft.

Steve-O: no

IGOTTADUMP: Living situation.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, because they kind of cleaned house.

IGOTTADUMP: You think they're living in the building?

Steve-O: ah I mean, they might have to now.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's a control situation. Yeah, it's the oldest house.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a control situation?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's the oldest house situation over there. No one's been allowed to leave for a few months now.

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's got STDs and they're the bosses are secretly sneaking in and a cell and so they don't notice.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's pretty toxic. But, um... No, no, but, like...

IGOTTADUMP: Nice work, Bill Gates.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. But, like... they They acknowledge they have a problem. And they're looking to fix it. And, um...

IGOTTADUMP: Are they? Okay.

SinkorSwim: I think so. I do. I do. Because...

IGOTTADUMP: All right. Just ask if

Steve-O: They've been trying to fix a lot of things for the past.

SinkorSwim: I mean, listen, no, no, it's, right it's, are they true?

IGOTTADUMP: ifp It kind of feels like it's a plumber who's standing in like a foot of liquid and he's like, oh yeah, you know, this is

Steve-O: It's...

SinkorSwim: Well, we could fix it if we just gut it the entire house.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

SinkorSwim: And that's kind of the situation. we I'm not saying they're gonna, right? But I'd like to see that there, it's funny to see Phil Spencer basically just, you know, in his cup chair and sob.

IGOTTADUMP: This could be worse.

IGOTTADUMP: Disappeared?

Steve-O: it's Very interesting because we are still marketing an entire console for one type of gamer that has gone extinct because they've all become like dads now.

SinkorSwim: It was funny.

Steve-O: It's like the dude bro demographic.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's gone. Like they're not like in the dorms playing heckin' Halo. Gear, I mean, Gears maybe a little bit, but.

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's playing Gears, Steve.

Steve-O: The kids love the Gears of War.

IGOTTADUMP: I got Gears on right now. I'm mute.

SinkorSwim: I've been playing Gears since we started.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm fucking rocking right through

Steve-O: she's put years

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he's rolling shotguns right now.

Steve-O: it's on me and man fuck me you right

SinkorSwim: Rolling shotters.

IGOTTADUMP: it, dude. I don't even need to hear Dom's voice.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: you right

IGOTTADUMP: It's in my head.

Steve-O: this is a big year for them because you know they gotta make i think they need to make forza work and i'm gonna make i think they need to make fable work too this year or else people are just gonna go why would i ever play an xbox

SinkorSwim: do you Do you think Fable's going to get pushed?

Steve-O: Well, that's what people are saying, but i'm I don't believe it because I needed to come out this year because of fantasy draft.

SinkorSwim: For your fantasy critic?

IGOTTADUMP: ah Steve, i hate I hate to poo-poo on your parade, but when has Fable ever done what it was supposed to?

Steve-O: Oh, that's a sick burn.

SinkorSwim: That's a sick burn, dude.

Steve-O: The only reason I'm putting faith in it it this year or whenever it comes out is because they they put the team that makes the only other good game on Xbox on it, which is the Forza Horizon team.

SinkorSwim: You're going to take that, dude?

Steve-O: And so they're literally putting out two games this year or this year and next year.

IGOTTADUMP: So what you're telling me is every character in Fables going to be a car?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Steve-O: It might be Carsverse. Fable.

IGOTTADUMP: right. All right. Okay. All right.

SinkorSwim: so

Steve-O: I still haven't watched that third movie, so I don't know what happens.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm in.

Steve-O: Don't spoil anything for me.

SinkorSwim: Not to like not to like go back into Fancy a Critic, but it's sickening right now because Steve is currently in last place with negative 10 points, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Oh, Steve.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: he's projected to win the entire year.

Steve-O: Wait, did I get, wait, did I get bumped up again? i thought I was second place.

SinkorSwim: You're projected to win. You have 110 109 projected points.

Steve-O: Wow. What?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Now, again, obviously, yeah, Soros, Soros and.

Steve-O: Oh, Soros.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah

Steve-O: It was Soros that got me.

SinkorSwim: mean, again, you know, it's just funny because I was like, wait, Steve's in the last place right now with negative 10 points. Now, Soros hasn't hit yet.

IGOTTADUMP: Diarrhea to riches.

SinkorSwim: So, Chris, you're you're officially going to be out of the negatives. Congrats.

SinkorSwim: Congrats, Steve.

IGOTTADUMP: I did like watching the negatives, I have to admit.

SinkorSwim: Ain't like a day.

Steve-O: Thank you. Thank you.

IGOTTADUMP: You and you and Steve going...

SinkorSwim: Dude.

Steve-O: Dude, if you told me Poco Pio was going to get a 90 open critic.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Fucking steak. And honestly, I would argue that's over that's overrated.

Steve-O: I mean, I tanked out of that game.

SinkorSwim: of are you Are you still in the Tomodachi life?

Steve-O: like It's very good. It's not a 90. I got to say, it's not a 90. I'm still on that Tomodashi grind.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: it's It's so much just bullshit you can just put on in the background and just let it just give you some...

SinkorSwim: Are you saying we should flop those? Because Tamadokshi's an

Steve-O: now No, no. I would say Tomodachi is on point. I think 80 is on point.

SinkorSwim: okay

Steve-O: I would say Pocopio would be a strong 86, 87. Yeah, I can

SinkorSwim: So you you could only be negative.

Steve-O: yeah i going only be so negative.

SinkorSwim: Negative six points instead negative ten points right now.

Steve-O: I can't put it in like the 90s realm.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, that's fair. It's just very funny to me. Um... No, but, uh... I don't know. yeah Listen, like I like i said, um are they going to turn things around? Who knows?

SinkorSwim: Still pretty doubtful.

Steve-O: Xbox? No.

SinkorSwim: But it's just nice to see that. And the only caveat here is that they lower the price, but they removed Call of Duty, which I don't think is a bad decision. i think everybody's like, no, that's fair.

SinkorSwim: Because I think the hardcore's...

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: All the hardcores already had Game Pass and they weren't like, oh, now I'll get it. I'll get a free Call of Duty. Like those guys didn't play Call of Duty.

Steve-O: No, the people who play Call Duty only play Call of Duty.

SinkorSwim: Or if they did, it just didn't matter.

Steve-O: So they buy Call of Duty and that's it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Oh, man.

IGOTTADUMP: What a sad life.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Mm

SinkorSwim: Honestly, I think about that. I'm like, I can't imagine just being that guy that like plays two games all year as I've as I've been playing Space Ring 2 on and off as my own game.

IGOTTADUMP: That can't be good for your mental health, just playing the game. Like, listen, I play games.

Steve-O: hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: There is one game I have that I tend to play just nonstop, almost on an addictive level.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: we'll We'll call it that. But the game is is not like shooting people all day.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.

Steve-O: No, no i

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not saying video games are leading to violent outcomes or anything like that, but to just center on one is kind of fucked up.

Steve-O: I think that's a weird generational thing where our generation, we grew up in like the advent of technology jumping so quickly in increments of time. So like you would play a game for like, you know, you but you play a game for like a month back in our day, but still like, then it would be like, yo look at, look at this.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm. Yeah.

Steve-O: It's the super Nintendo version. It's the Sega Genesis version. It's the super, uh, I'm sorry. It's the Sony PlayStation version. It's the Nintendo 64 version. So you're seeing these like huge jumps nowadays.

Steve-O: A game comes out and it's meant to just exist and be like a game you play for 10 years and the graphics aren't getting much better. Like,

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Fortnite came out almost 10 years ago.

IGOTTADUMP: That's true.

Steve-O: you know, I'm sure there have been some graphical changes, but from like hindsight, not really. Like my brain just goes, that's what Fortnite looks like. It's like the cartoony shoot shoot game.

SinkorSwim: And you know what's a

IGOTTADUMP: Do you think it's also like people can make a career out of playing these games and that's like part of the allure?

Steve-O: Definitely, too. I think there's people who, um you know, they see streamers and they go, oh, streamers are playing Minecraft. You know, Minecraft's a game I've been playing. It came out when I was a kid and it's still getting updates and like stuff. And so that's like my game.

Steve-O: And it's, you know, you don't see people doing Mario three like speed run competitions.

IGOTTADUMP: Guy's making money.

Steve-O: And if they are, they're not publicized. People don't care.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, like you're in the the trenches of of Twitch when you find those guys.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: Which is, you know, what are you going to do? But, you know, it's funny that you mention that, though. Like just throwing a game on in the background or just like killy shooty things. I was watching Invincible when Jenny came home today.

SinkorSwim: And um it was it was like during a big fight scene. And Jenny's like, there's always war happening on the TV when you're doing anything.

SinkorSwim: like What do you mean? She's like, there's always like, she's like, you could be watching a movie, a show or a game. And it's just screaming, shooting and hitting.

IGOTTADUMP: some sitcoms, Devin.

SinkorSwim: She's like, it's the same sounds no matter what thing you're doing.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay. All right.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

SinkorSwim: And I felt very attacked and I had no defense against it. I was like, oh no.

IGOTTADUMP: you i some sehos devin

Steve-O: That's a Yeah, you need something real flat.

SinkorSwim: know Like, what the thing is, is, like, I cool, like, my cool off is, like, I'll watch, like, 90 Day Fiance or, like, Summer House or Jenny.

IGOTTADUMP: okay

Steve-O: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: all right

SinkorSwim: But, like, yeah, but, like,

Steve-O: You know what? That's a drastic jump.

Steve-O: She needs to have you playing it without her in the room.

SinkorSwim: she really she really kind of, like, zeroed in on an insecurity of mine. And I was, like, how do I, oh, no, oh shut up.

IGOTTADUMP: You

SinkorSwim: Like, all I could say is like, show shut up.

Steve-O: She's like you're a war whore.

SinkorSwim: You're not right. Yeah, she's like, all your... do Just fighting. it's all it is. It's fighting.

Steve-O: fighting, screaming, fire, explosions.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: know, it's funny. My mom said the same thing about Neil Breen to me.

Steve-O: You're always watching Neil Breen movies when I go in.

SinkorSwim: God, I'm so sick of listening to Neil Breen books.

IGOTTADUMP: It's always on. i just hear him ranting ah pull about politics all the time.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: very, you know, just very over it. often I hate it.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not getting I haven't even gotten to the bottom of it that's what I tell her I'm like I'm not still fucking digging there's plenty of work to do

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: who

SinkorSwim: I'm still digging, hun.

Steve-O: Still got work to do.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Guys, you want to play a game real quick?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: oh Steve you had a ah you had a little game plan for us okay

Steve-O: Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing a different thing now. But it's the same idea with action movie stars.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: Now I've got a randomizer wheel that I'm going spin and it's going to give you a random action movie star.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: Now what I want to do for each of you, and I'm going to have you to decide who wants to go first, Devin or Chris, ah you need to do a blind top five of the action movie stars.

SinkorSwim: Oh man.

Steve-O: Okay. So, you know, I'll spin the wheel. I'll say a name and you have to be like, this is my number one action movie star.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit.

Steve-O: Or if it's like, oh no, this is maybe.

IGOTTADUMP: I got to slot them in as they're on my boat.

SinkorSwim: man

Steve-O: Yes, but you don't know who's coming up next.

IGOTTADUMP: You want to do five?

Steve-O: I'm going to do five and I'm to delete them.

SinkorSwim: Man, this is a i be honest this is a lot to ask of me 30 seconds before we play. Top five of all time?

Steve-O: Top five and you just.

SinkorSwim: Personal.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, like, it's not going to be top five of all time, Devin. It's going to be top five of the list that Steve is giving you.

Steve-O: Of the list I'm giving. Yeah. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: All right. So that's that's our are out here.

Steve-O: So.

Steve-O: Right. So. no Who wants to go first?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You know what I'll go first. I'll go first.

Steve-O: Okay. All right. I'm going to spin the wheel, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes.

Steve-O: Here we go. It's spinning. It's spinning. I removed the spin sound from the board.

IGOTTADUMP: Now I can also decline. Or did I have to slot them in?

SinkorSwim: No, wait, wait,

Steve-O: No, you have to. I'm only giving you five names.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I have to slot them in. Okay.

Steve-O: I'm giving you five names.

IGOTTADUMP: Yo. Real.

SinkorSwim: Oh, so this is kind of, yeah, this is like a blind ranking, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Let's.

Steve-O: A blind top five. You got a blind ranking.

IGOTTADUMP: ah Okay. Alright, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: So right out the gate. So

IGOTTADUMP: is

Steve-O: ah if this was a weird one. ah and I think it slipped by my purview.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no.

Steve-O: Ving Rhames.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not hoping Reigns.

SinkorSwim: Okay. but

Steve-O: i

IGOTTADUMP: ha

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Chris. ah Thank you for going first, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: So he's in all of the Mission Impossible movies.

SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Right?

SinkorSwim: he All those action scenes he he has in those movies.

IGOTTADUMP: He's sitting down for all of them.

SinkorSwim: yes listen Listen, I'll give you...

Steve-O: but

IGOTTADUMP: He's sitting in a chair!

SinkorSwim: so So, real quick, real quick. Now, Chris has to pick Ving Reigns, but he just has to slot him one through five.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I have to put him somewhere.

Steve-O: Yeah, he's either the number one guy or he puts it somewhere in the middle or he's like, this is the bottom.

IGOTTADUMP: somewhere

Steve-O: It will not get worse than Ving Rhames, action movie star.

SinkorSwim: I mean...

IGOTTADUMP: i gotta admit, i think i'd I think you gave me a gift here because I think I have my number five on my...

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, that's an easy five.

Steve-O: Okay, so...

SinkorSwim: little All respect to Ving Rhames, that's an easy five.

IGOTTADUMP: So that, thank you, Steve. Thank you for giving me the English.

Steve-O: You got it. I'm going to quickly do a Google dot for this.

SinkorSwim: I just remember him. Yeah, you know, I'll say this while you're doing that. In respect to Ving Rhames, he does load a shotgun in slow-mo or real good.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, so we we I was also thinking of the Dawn of the Dead remake.

SinkorSwim: That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. needs

IGOTTADUMP: So that was definitely calculated in. um

SinkorSwim: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: Did not affect my choice.

SinkorSwim: The thing rings, dude.

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Did not affect my choice.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He was also, ah you know, great in a movie. So that was probably not not the best, you know, for for that.

Steve-O: and Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: ah So, yeah, I got to put him in five.

SinkorSwim: You know? Hey, listen. he's He's great in Pulp Fiction.

IGOTTADUMP: He's wonderful in Pulp Fiction.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Don't get me wrong. Wonderful. Wonderful actor.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Well, I have just spun the wheel again, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: Really.

SinkorSwim: Oh, this is for, oh, so.

Steve-O: and um Yeah, yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Wait, I gotta go. it's i'm I'm first?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. i

IGOTTADUMP: Like, I'm...

Steve-O: I'm just going down your whole list and then I'm going to do Devin's whole list.

IGOTTADUMP: Ugh.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit.

Steve-O: So...

SinkorSwim: Give it to me.

IGOTTADUMP: Alright.

Steve-O: ah Chris, your next name, speaking of Pulp Fiction, is Samuel L. Jackson.

IGOTTADUMP: Ooh. Ooh. Um...

SinkorSwim: I mean, Chris, who doesn't like Last Kiss Goodnight? or long kiss goodnight.

IGOTTADUMP: um

SinkorSwim: Still not like what you would, man, it's, it's, it's

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, not not your not your prototypical action star.

Steve-O: You're getting... You're...

Steve-O: You're somehow dodging the big action star names.

IGOTTADUMP: um he plays really He plays really wonderful villains, I think, more than he plays good guys. um I'm going to... You know what? I'm going to put him...

IGOTTADUMP: going to put him comfortably at four.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: At four, okay.

SinkorSwim: yeah Right now, this is what I'd be doing.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: All right, so right now, Chris still has one, two, and three open. His number four is Samuel Jackson. Number five, Ving Rhames.

Steve-O: that's ah This is an interesting list that you're putting together.

SinkorSwim: Dude, if you pull in your cell phone next, I'm going to question some things.

IGOTTADUMP: I... I...

Steve-O: so Now, Chris, i I just spun the wheel again, and it has given me your next action movie star.

SinkorSwim: He'll have the coolest list for sure.

Steve-O: It's Tony Jaa.

IGOTTADUMP: Tony Jaa.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, Tony Jaa.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, wow. That's a good one, actually.

IGOTTADUMP: Jaa.

IGOTTADUMP: I like Ong Bak. I have to admit, I do like Muay Thai. um

SinkorSwim: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: I like The Protector.

IGOTTADUMP: He did kick a light out. A streetlight.

SinkorSwim: He did kick a streetlight.

Steve-O: He did kick that streetlight out.

IGOTTADUMP: That was fucking awesome.

IGOTTADUMP: I think he's a...

SinkorSwim: But it just feels like there's some bangers that could be that are left.

IGOTTADUMP: I feel like he's a safe two.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: ah Okay, two There we go.

SinkorSwim: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: I think he's a safe two. I think he could have been in a few more really wonderful action movies. He could have kept making his own. I think that would have been better.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I think ah Tony Jaa is currently battling cancer. So shout outs to Tony Jaa.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh my god, that is terrible.

SinkorSwim: He's

IGOTTADUMP: yeah Yeah, he's going to beat the shit out of that cancer.

SinkorSwim: going to beat the piss out of that thing.

IGOTTADUMP: Like he's going to kick the light out of it.

Steve-O: Take the light out of it.

IGOTTADUMP: Like he did that light in that street.

SinkorSwim: He's going kick that thing right out.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm happy with him at too. I really enjoyed Protector and Ong Bak.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: Well, Chris, the next actor that you got on your randomized spin is Mila Jojovic.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh man. oh man'am

SinkorSwim: All right.

Steve-O: You have one in three left.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's brutal. ah

SinkorSwim: there

IGOTTADUMP: I definitely would have obviously put Samuel Jackson over her. i don't know about Bing Rames.

SinkorSwim: Nope.

IGOTTADUMP: I think she would have been a better four than Samuel.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Listen, final ah Fifth Element, still a banger.

IGOTTADUMP: That is a banger. I really don't...

SinkorSwim: She kicked that zombie dog, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: I really don't like the Resident Evil movies because I feel like it's mostly her...

Steve-O: She did kick that zombie dog.

IGOTTADUMP: ah like quick cuts so you know it's not like a lot of good like action choreography like it's kind of cheaply choreographed um so she loses some points for that so three obviously is the choice there i will not give her the one spot and this puts me in a very precarious no no no no i'm putting her three

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: he was blood rain, bro.

SinkorSwim: Sorry.

Steve-O: Wait, you gave her the one spot? Oh, okay.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: But this puts me in a very precarious spot because the next person you pick, regardless of who it is, is going to be my number one.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Wow, Chris. Wow. Let me just say, i spun the wheel. Your number one, we got ourselves a big movie star.

Steve-O: It's Tom Cruise. Your number one action star is Tom Cruise.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh!

IGOTTADUMP: Well,

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: not particularly my favorite, but I got admit, if there's... A number one spot on any boat. It's going to be on Action Stars.

SinkorSwim: can i Can I be honest with you? i initially just did a quick draft of my own top five. He's on it. Tom Cruise is on my own personal top five.

Steve-O: Wow.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, there you go. I think that's perfectly perfect for him at number one.

SinkorSwim: So you got you got, you know, you got some gems.

Steve-O: Your. Yeah, your list.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's not terrible.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Number five, Ving Rhames.

IGOTTADUMP: it's it's

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a fun group. It's a fun group.

SinkorSwim: Now,

Steve-O: Samuel l Jackson, number four, three, Mila Jojovic, two, Tony Jaa, and number one, Tom Cruise.

SinkorSwim: now Steve, do I have the benefit of having all those names removed?

IGOTTADUMP: Can't go wrong with

Steve-O: You do.

SinkorSwim: Benefit slash negative?

Steve-O: You do.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: that. I will say i think I have the most amount of money on my boat.

SinkorSwim: There's a lot of money on that boat.

Steve-O: There's some big money on that, though.

IGOTTADUMP: i think i I think I have the outside Tony's job. I think I have the most amount money on that boat.

Steve-O: All right. Well, I've got to start writing for Devin's list. So Devin, I spun the wheel. It randomized your first actor and it gave you the invisible man himself, John Cena.

SinkorSwim: Ooh. Um, huh.

SinkorSwim: Hmm. Cena, not bad. i just don't think he's been in the game long enough slash it's, you know, we're, we're kind of past the point where, you know, his best action movies, I think frankly are behind him.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: Um,

IGOTTADUMP: I also think he's more, i think I know him better for TV action, which is weirdly not an action star, you know?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah. And like, Peacemaker, obviously great character. I think I like him in in other roles. I'll be honest, I was really, i really, as odd of a sentence as this is, but I was really expecting a lot more from him in the Fast and Furious movie ah that he was in.

SinkorSwim: I'm going to go conservative here. and I'm going to say five.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: If I didn't think there were some haters, I would have said four.

Steve-O: There are absolutely hitters on this list.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah. But I'm say I'm putting my five.

Steve-O: Now, i need to preface this. I did not make this list. I actually hemmed it down.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no affair.

Steve-O: um

IGOTTADUMP: I take no responsibility for this.

Steve-O: ah But I spun the wheel and Just the wheel giveth. Your next actor is stone cold Steve Austin.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, it's a wrestling boat. It's a wrestling boat.

Steve-O: What?

IGOTTADUMP: guess That's rough.

SinkorSwim: Man. um

IGOTTADUMP: I'm sorry, dude.

SinkorSwim: But like, is it though?

IGOTTADUMP: i'm sorry dude

SinkorSwim: Is it though?

Steve-O: That's a sad story.

IGOTTADUMP: it but ah I don't think it's better.

Steve-O: Too bad you're dead.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. ah

IGOTTADUMP: ah o You're crazy.

SinkorSwim: You know what? i don't think you know I don't think a man alive will convict me if I put Stone Cold at number four. Over John Cena.

IGOTTADUMP: You're nuts.

SinkorSwim: Dude, it's Stone Cold. i don't It's just like that whole... i mean...

Steve-O: Come on, the condemned.

SinkorSwim: like like so i Yeah, The Condemned?

Steve-O: I'm from a small Alaskan fishing town called Go Fuck Your Mama.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, name three other movies.

SinkorSwim: Expendables? The first one?

Steve-O: You can't do another Expendables.

SinkorSwim: No, he's only in one.

Steve-O: but

SinkorSwim: There is one more. I know he's in another one. Oh, ah Celebrity Deathmatch, Chris.

IGOTTADUMP: I said three.

SinkorSwim: Suck my dick.

IGOTTADUMP: ah you gave me

SinkorSwim: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Steve-O: right

IGOTTADUMP: You gave me two. i said three.

SinkorSwim: No, I said Expendables, The Condemned, and Celebrity Deathmatch.

IGOTTADUMP: no, no. You gave condemned. I wanted three more.

SinkorSwim: Oh my, come on, man.

Steve-O: you

IGOTTADUMP: yeah hi yeah exactly.

SinkorSwim: What are you doing here?

IGOTTADUMP: exactly.

SinkorSwim: what are we doing here?

IGOTTADUMP: bucket exactly

SinkorSwim: Okay, the September 15th episode of Raw. ah so

Steve-O: You can't forget he's in Smosh the movie and the Longish Yard remake.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he had the Longest Yard remake where he's super racist.

IGOTTADUMP: Adam Sandler comedy. Okay.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: popular action movies.

SinkorSwim: ah

IGOTTADUMP: Okie dokie.

Steve-O: So where is Okay.

SinkorSwim: and he He's at four. I can't put him any higher.

Steve-O: okay

SinkorSwim: I think, i you know what, though? Just based off vibes and aura alone, I would still put him above John Cena.

IGOTTADUMP: What? You're fucking nuts.

SinkorSwim: He fucking rules, dude. What are you talking about?

IGOTTADUMP: You're crazy. You're crazy. That's crazy talk.

SinkorSwim: steve

IGOTTADUMP: I'm not holding this against you, Devin. I'm just pointing out that that is factually incorrect.

Steve-O: I mean, as a wrestling fan, I understand, but as like a like a media, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Should I...

SinkorSwim: As an action, yeah. Listen, all I need to do is fire up Stone Cold's Hellraising Moments. That came out in 2020.

Steve-O: That's the ultimate movie.

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

SinkorSwim: it's Hellraising Moments, dude.

Steve-O: Devin, I've got an absolute hellraiser for you right now. I spun the wheel.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, here we go.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: Your next pick, Antonio Banderas.

SinkorSwim: Give it to me.

IGOTTADUMP: Something good. Something good.

SinkorSwim: Ooh.

IGOTTADUMP: ho ho

SinkorSwim: Okay. All right. like some Zorro.

IGOTTADUMP: That doesn't suck.

SinkorSwim: like some Desperado. Whoa.

IGOTTADUMP: Desperado, of course.

Steve-O: Spy kids. Puss.

IGOTTADUMP: Assassins. Assassins.

Steve-O: Assassino.

IGOTTADUMP: Do you remember that meme where he's he's looking at the computer and he's like, that's from Assassins.

SinkorSwim: Was he...

Steve-O: Oh, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Wait, is that also the one where he's trying to... he's gonna so He has a sniper rifle on the guy, but he goes into the bank?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, dude.

SinkorSwim: And then he has to pee in a cup? Or he has to pee in a bottle?

IGOTTADUMP: Yes. Yes. Yes.

SinkorSwim: yeah That movie is kind of sick.

IGOTTADUMP: That movie rocks.

SinkorSwim: um Listen, this is going to sound a little boring, but like I still think there's some...

Steve-O: You might remember him from Indiana Jones Call of Destiny.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, no, no, no, no. You won't.

SinkorSwim: I think I got to put him at three.

IGOTTADUMP: You won't remember.

SinkorSwim: i think we're just going to do a slow...

Steve-O: Number three.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: I think there's...

Steve-O: You're climbing.

IGOTTADUMP: That's pretty fair.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I fear you're you're you're getting into a tight spot, though, Devin.

SinkorSwim: I know, but like I just feel like Antonio Bennett, it's also not like...

IGOTTADUMP: I will say. You're painting yourself into a little bit corner.

SinkorSwim: One the first faces I think of when I think of action.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Not to say it doesn't belong there, but just, you know, what are you going All right, spin that wheel. Give it to me.

Steve-O: Well, I'm spinning it now.

SinkorSwim: All right.

Steve-O: oh my God.

SinkorSwim: This sounds right, unless it's...

Steve-O: You, I think you got one of the big boys in the field.

IGOTTADUMP: Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Steve-O: You got Arnold Schwarzenegger.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, well.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's number one, baby. What the bullet?

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: You're not getting better. You're not getting better.

IGOTTADUMP: That's, yeah.

Steve-O: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a pretty definitive.

SinkorSwim: Dude, that's just, I just racked it and just fired.

IGOTTADUMP: You're a little top-heavy at the moment.

Steve-O: ah topic yeah Your top five is weird, but your number one makes perfect sense.

SinkorSwim: it's so It's a weird, yeah, yeah, number one. Yeah, I think it's kind of the only easy decision I've had. ah right, let's see what my number two is.

IGOTTADUMP: see.

SinkorSwim: I was waiting.

IGOTTADUMP: Locked in.

Steve-O: Oh, okay.

SinkorSwim: right.

Steve-O: Well, Devin, you know what? Your list is made it makes the good sense because your final pick, your number two, underneath Arnold, Jackie Chan.

SinkorSwim: Oh, yes. Also in my top five. Arnold and Jackie Chan are on my personal top five.

Steve-O: So that's, um,

SinkorSwim: Damn, dude. I think that cinches it.

IGOTTADUMP: i think I think you saved it towards the end there.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, so I got some real hitters and then some two kind of what are they doing there's.

IGOTTADUMP: No doubt.

SinkorSwim: But also just I think the vibes are. All right. Well, Steve, you have both fives. You have both top fives.

Steve-O: okay.

SinkorSwim: Who's.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I'm looking at both.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Um,

SinkorSwim: I need your rank.

IGOTTADUMP: like steve i think so I think I know Steve's decision.

Steve-O: I think I'm going to pick Devin's, but I think I like Chris said, i think Chris got the money on the board.

IGOTTADUMP: I do got the money.

SinkorSwim: You got a lot of money, but like who's, I think I also win in vibes.

Steve-O: think there's money there.

IGOTTADUMP: That's all.

Steve-O: Come on.

IGOTTADUMP: I think you you have the vibes.

Steve-O: Oh, all right.

IGOTTADUMP: and You definitely have the vibes.

SinkorSwim: I got the vibes.

Steve-O: I'm a guy. I'm going just do face offs. So, all right. Number five, Ving Rhames versus John Cena. John Cena wins that Samuel L.

IGOTTADUMP: Definitely.

Steve-O: Jackson versus Stone Cold. That's Samuel Jackson.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Mila Jojovic versus Antonio Banderas. I got to give it to Banderas. Tony Jaa versus Jackie Chan. I got to give it to Jackie Chan.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: And then Tom Cruise versus Arnold.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah That's fair.

Steve-O: I'm sorry. Terminator 2, man.

IGOTTADUMP: That's fair.

SinkorSwim: Dude, but I will say Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise fucking hardcore, though.

IGOTTADUMP: It's totally fair. I agree. I think I agree.

IGOTTADUMP: He is hardcore.

SinkorSwim: Like, I think I think he beats everybody on that list except for except for Arnold.

Steve-O: Yeah. Oh, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He is hardcore.

Steve-O: he

IGOTTADUMP: I think there's some real pieces of shit on my boat, though.

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah, yeah, like even though like Stone Cold's probably objectively the weakest action star on this list, it's still like, yeah, but it's Stone Cold.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, personal personality-wise.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a cool dude.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he's just fucking.

IGOTTADUMP: John Cena is a cool dude. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cool dude.

SinkorSwim: I'd hang it. My boat would be filled to the fucking brim with fans.

IGOTTADUMP: Jackie Chan. I've heard some things.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That doesn't sound that great.

Steve-O: Sometimes when people get old and they are, they're living too long, things come out.

SinkorSwim: Listen, the only thing I think, the only person that could be mad Jackie Chan, I think, are his kids.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's fair.

SinkorSwim: You know what saying? I don't think he's done anything too objectively awful.

IGOTTADUMP: That is fair.

SinkorSwim: It's just like he wants his kids to be successful without his money. that's not If that's the worst thing you could say about Jackie Chan, nah, nah, nah, that's all we're going to talk about.

IGOTTADUMP: It's a little more than that, bro.

Steve-O: That's all.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah You're glazing over a lot of things there, but well well um I understand.

Steve-O: Don't talk.

SinkorSwim: That's all we're going to talk about.

Steve-O: There's nothing else. There's nothing else.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I understand.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: We're going have to do this next time when we get John. I want to see what John's list becomes.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Steve, you never picked the top five.

Steve-O: Oh, do you want me to do it?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: you miss spin?

IGOTTADUMP: um Yeah, i think it's fair.

SinkorSwim: You know what? Yeah. Let's just do a quick fight.

Steve-O: right.

SinkorSwim: Cause, cause you have no control over it.

Steve-O: I'll pull it up. I'll pull it up.

SinkorSwim: Right.

Steve-O: I have no control. I'm spinning a wheel blind right now.

IGOTTADUMP: I want to see what your list compares to our our list, at the very least.

Steve-O: Okay, so I'm making the one, two, three, four, five. um Danny Trejo.

SinkorSwim: All right.

Steve-O: You know, I like Danny Trejo.

SinkorSwim: Where would you put him? Yeah.

Steve-O: I'm going to put him at number four.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, all right.

SinkorSwim: Four?

Steve-O: going to put him at number four.

SinkorSwim: You know what? ah This is the only benefit Steve has right now. He knows who's left. So I think four is telling. But okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Steve's counting cards right now.

Steve-O: um ka Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: um um

SinkorSwim: It's the only benefit Steve has right now.

Steve-O: That's why there's always an asterisk next to my name in the record books.

SinkorSwim: is meeting Yeah.

Steve-O: Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal, I'm putting at five.

SinkorSwim: All right, see, see that's why that's why he was at four. All right, that's why DJO was at four.

IGOTTADUMP: um move Steve Martin-

SinkorSwim: it's more of a move.

Steve-O: Thank you. Thank you.

SinkorSwim: I was terrified I was going to get him.

Steve-O: Thank you.

Steve-O: i mean, he was like the weight. He was the albatross on this list.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he's he's the anchor, dude, in a bad way.

Steve-O: All right. Spinning again. ah So one, two, three. That's left. That's all we got.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

SinkorSwim: fair enough.

Steve-O: And Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman? That's pretty...

IGOTTADUMP: No, it's pretty good.

Steve-O: That's not bad. That's not bad. I'll go number three for Uma.

Steve-O: And then got to... Hold on.

SinkorSwim: What a fucking bizarre name when the you don't add Thurman at the end of that.

Steve-O: I got to keep deleting from the list.

Steve-O: Uma.

SinkorSwim: Like somebody say, hey, this is my friend Uba.

IGOTTADUMP: It's like, it's...

SinkorSwim: Like, is a caveman coming to meet us for lunch?

IGOTTADUMP: He's referencing fucking Seinfeld again.

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Uma?

IGOTTADUMP: Where Kramer got Uma Thurman's number and he lost It's Uma, Jerry!

Steve-O: Oh, I got Bruce Willis.

IGOTTADUMP: Uma!

Steve-O: Uma, Uma, Jerry.

SinkorSwim: um Bruce Willis?

Steve-O: So I have one and two left, and I got Bruce Willis.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, wow.

Steve-O: Bruce Willey. You know what? I'm going to be real brave here.

SinkorSwim: You know...

Steve-O: I'm going to number two for Bruce.

IGOTTADUMP: so Steve, you have cursed yourself.

SinkorSwim: i think I think there's truly like one other name that would top it. But all right.

IGOTTADUMP: Steve, you've cursed, you've cursed yourself.

Steve-O: I'm ready. I'm spinning.

SinkorSwim: how How many are left on the wheel right now, Steve?

Steve-O: I cursed. There's a lot. There's quite a lot.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: You fucking cursed yourself.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: I might have cursed myself. I literally threw away my free diehard for Liam Neeson.

IGOTTADUMP: No.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a fucking curse.

SinkorSwim: Oh, man. Liam Neeson's a solid three, if that.

Steve-O: Come on, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Steve, you haven't done that?

Steve-O: Come on, man. You recall you use your seat you ever see ah the gray?

SinkorSwim: He's your number one. You pick li you pick taking over Die Hard.

Steve-O: You ever see the gray? Come on, man. Those fucking wolves, man.

SinkorSwim: Great movie. Great movie.

Steve-O: They're sick.

SinkorSwim: Great movie. Never heard of Die Hard though.

IGOTTADUMP: you fucked yourself bro you got it bro you got it bro got sleepy boat

Steve-O: Dude, come on, man. Qui-Gon, man.

SinkorSwim: go Come on down here, man. Come on.

Steve-O: let's like like i just one That's my number one guy.

SinkorSwim: Hey, Darkman. Hey, look at Darkman.

Steve-O: My number one.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you got real that looks tired ass boat, dude.

Steve-O: I a real sleepy boat. Oh.

SinkorSwim: Dude, your age.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah they're all very old

SinkorSwim: i

Steve-O: i would Dude, I was aiming for a Stallone.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I mean, but like you said, you had a lot left.

Steve-O: I wanted a Stallone, man. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Even then, even then, i don't know. I think Bruce Willis and Stallone are debatable.

Steve-O: going to put the rest of the names...

SinkorSwim: All right.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think I would probably put Bruce Wells over.

Steve-O: I'm put the rest of the names in in shit talk so you can see who was left. But there's definitely some bangers in there. And, you know, if if john is John's up for a future for a future podcast.

SinkorSwim: Okay, Linda Hamilton, solid.

SinkorSwim: John's a man, man enough. Jet Li, that's a man here.

IGOTTADUMP: a lot of big hitters still on there.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah, that's why I was like, dude, I can get a bigger a bigger number one.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Then you got, like...

Steve-O: And then I got Liam Neeson, who was like, that's real good.

SinkorSwim: Is Liam Neeson better than any of these names?

IGOTTADUMP: know oh I don't think he was an action star until he turned like 50.

SinkorSwim: Hold on.

Steve-O: Yeah, it

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah. i'll be honest, I don't think we're getting... Pierce, he's probably better than Pierce Brosnan. He's definitely better than Pierce Brosnan as an action star.

IGOTTADUMP: don't know.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but he's like the wimpiest of the Bonds, dude. Maybe not wimpy.

IGOTTADUMP: doesn't matter like it carries its own weight

SinkorSwim: Charles Butler, Wesley Snipes, Denzel, Michael Jai White.

IGOTTADUMP: The majority this list is better than...

SinkorSwim: Dude, Will Smith? Okay. He's probably a better action star than Will Smith. Maybe.

Steve-O: Come on, man.

IGOTTADUMP: Is he?

Steve-O: Wild Wild West.

IGOTTADUMP: Is he? don't even like Will Smith and I think he's a better action star.

Steve-O: Wild Wild West.

SinkorSwim: Man, Steve, I think you got like the worst pick.

Steve-O: i think i got I think I got the worst one. I admit it.

SinkorSwim: Matt, Vinnie Jones, Mark Wahlberg, Bruce Lee, Clint Eastwood.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It happens. I guess that makes the list and the game the most functional because you're the one who created it and got the worst list.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Fair enough.

Steve-O: See?

SinkorSwim: I mean, yeah.

Steve-O: That's just called science.

SinkorSwim: like the only The only benefit is you guess you know who's left on the wheel. That's the only benefit.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: All right. Saving this for ah next time when we have John.

Steve-O: ah let's do some Let's do some news. Let's do some trailers and such.

SinkorSwim: We'll do some quick news. Yeah. So this is, we got two weeks, two weeks worth.

Steve-O: Two weeks worth.

SinkorSwim: Uh, so let's get through this pretty quickly. Um, so shame John's not here, but we got a official teaser for Godzilla minus zero.

SinkorSwim: So the Godzilla sequel and the, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Did everybody watch this?

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: He's coming to America.

Steve-O: Oh, dude. Come into America, Godzilla.

SinkorSwim: Coming to America. Right? Yeah.

Steve-O: it

IGOTTADUMP: From eye to eye.

Steve-O: but

IGOTTADUMP: Coast to coast.

Steve-O: ah

IGOTTADUMP: Living in America. I love that song.

SinkorSwim: to be sick. It's going to be

IGOTTADUMP: they're go They better play that song.

Steve-O: They better. If not, I'm waiting for the black and white version that will definitely probably put it in there.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, oh yeah.

SinkorSwim: ah

IGOTTADUMP: No, they're going to add... every It's going be all James Brown.

SinkorSwim: And considering this was, I think all of our movie of the year, film of the year, or FOTI.

Steve-O: a great That was a great movie. So the fact that I'm so excited that they you know actually realized the success and like brilliance of the first one to make a ah sequel.

SinkorSwim: think this was our FOTI for sure.

Steve-O: Let's go. I'm all about it.

IGOTTADUMP: Do you think they got a secret, like... top billed American actor that they're not disclosing.

Steve-O: Yeah, Liam Neeson.

SinkorSwim: ah Obviously, come on.

Steve-O: If Liam Neeson's in this, my list is justified.

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to riding.

IGOTTADUMP: He's going to riding on top of that Godzilla with a piss streak going down his leg. Like that one photo of him.

Steve-O: Come on, Godzilla. Come on, Godzilla.

IGOTTADUMP: And he's going to be screaming about how he's beating him up with a pipe in his Irish accent.

SinkorSwim: ah

IGOTTADUMP: even though he's American in the movie.

Steve-O: I'm a man of many talents, Godzilla.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

Steve-O: Bring back my daughter.

IGOTTADUMP: He's just whispering in his ear.

SinkorSwim: It's all self-measuring our dicks, friends.

IGOTTADUMP: crazy

SinkorSwim: All right, all right, relax.

Steve-O: Puts a bunch of beer bottles in his knuckles.

IGOTTADUMP: That was cool.

SinkorSwim: Such a sick scene, yeah.

Steve-O: That's a cool scene.

IGOTTADUMP: That was cool. I'm not going to lie. It's not cool. It's not not cool. But it's Liam Neeson.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: ah But let's stick with the movie stuff. They're recast New Viggo Mortensen, which, you know, I think you just got do it at some point.

IGOTTADUMP: That's rough.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Fucking just don't just fucking don't don't like don't fucking waste our time with Lord of the Rings remakes, man.

IGOTTADUMP: That's going to be brutal, dude.

Steve-O: They did it. They perfected it.

IGOTTADUMP: you

SinkorSwim: Yeah, and it's just odd.

Steve-O: This is like.

SinkorSwim: It's odd that some are coming back and some aren't. It's like just if you get you're recasting Aragorn.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: So we just give some. I love, love, love Gandalf, right?

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: Love all the performances. Dude, just let him. I mean, hey, I guess he's getting some money, right? and What are you going to do? But Jamie Dornan, Dorman, Dornan.

Steve-O: Dornan.

IGOTTADUMP: Dornin?

SinkorSwim: Dornan. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Dornin.

SinkorSwim: He's the Fifty Shades of Grey guy. New Aragorn, which is like cool.

IGOTTADUMP: Oof.

SinkorSwim: Good luck. Have fun with that.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Jesus Christ. um We have a new casting for the Man of Steel sequel or Superman sequel Man of Tomorrow.

SinkorSwim: I think a lot of people thought slash hoped she was going to be Wonder Woman, but pretty sure she's going be Maxima.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I don't know about that yet

SinkorSwim: All right. Chris is still... Why not, right? Who cares? um Man, this really brought out the bullies in John, specifically.

Steve-O: I was not ready to see that from John.

IGOTTADUMP: know about that yet. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: um

IGOTTADUMP: He got so upset about it.

SinkorSwim: But Bloodborne film adaptation announced Jacksepticeye, famous Twitch slash YouTuber Jacksepticeye to co-produce.

SinkorSwim: um Yeah, I mean, listen, he's not...

IGOTTADUMP: don't even think he's even played Bloodborne. Jon got like upset for me, which I, I, I love, I love him to death for it.

SinkorSwim: Well, he...

IGOTTADUMP: Right.

SinkorSwim: I am not...

IGOTTADUMP: He's a true blue man.

SinkorSwim: i've I've never really watched any of this guy's content. um

IGOTTADUMP: haven't either.

Steve-O: He's all right. You know what? He's all right. Like the thing about Jacksepticeye is he called out Mr.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, like, i he... People...

Steve-O: Beast before all of the shit about Mr. Beast came out. He was just like, yeah, I don't like Mr.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Beast. I think he what he's doing to YouTube is bad.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Mm

IGOTTADUMP: Well, yeah you know, to to John's point, is he qualified to make an animated television show about this?

Steve-O: hmm.

SinkorSwim: He says he has beaten Bloodborne bunch. ah

IGOTTADUMP: Oh! Oh!

Steve-O: Well, here's the thing.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay, I didn't know that.

Steve-O: Here's the thing.

SinkorSwim: It's his favorite game.

Steve-O: Is he is he just forking big money over?

SinkorSwim: I mean, yeah, so it's the film is going to be co-produced by PlayStation Productions and lyrical animation.

Steve-O: That's probably more likely.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: so this is going to be animated, right? I think that's the.

IGOTTADUMP: Voterical animation, you say.

SinkorSwim: And he is also producing. So he's just throwing money through it. um And he's going to have some some say. And i don't hate the idea of somebody who has money saying like, hey, I'm here because I just really want to make sure this is going to look, you know, stay to the points, you know.

SinkorSwim: But um

SinkorSwim: yeah, again, John's not here, but John just... Really did not like this news. Yeah.

Steve-O: He took just a random screen of Jacksepticeye just like mid-word or something.

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

SinkorSwim: yeah that was his argument was like, look how dumb he looks. like i you say I think I said that.

Steve-O: yes mrs Dude, it's like the scene from a Hook where like they stretch out Peter Pan's face and he's like, there you are.

SinkorSwim: I was like, that's the most high school bully shit I've seen in years.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: that's me That's me to John and I'm like, oh, there's the 2006 John Suarez.

SinkorSwim: He's like, yeah, this is why. yeah yeah. He's like, this is why it's not going to work. Because look how dumb he looks in this freeze frame.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't, I don't though to, to, to be on John's side a little bit.

Steve-O: ha

Steve-O: He's got dumb face in that picture.

IGOTTADUMP: I,

SinkorSwim: He looked real stupid.

IGOTTADUMP: he's dumb looking man um no uh it is it is a little desperate i agree with john in that regard

SinkorSwim: yeah

SinkorSwim: What what's like desperate from what direction though?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, it's because FromSoft doesn't seem like they want to make either an HD remaster of Bloodborne or a sequel. So Sony is kind of left holding the bag, if you will, with an IP that they can't really do anything with.

SinkorSwim: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: So this is a way for them to make money off of it without having to get another sequel. So it is desperate by definition, you know.

SinkorSwim: Okay. R-Raid in animation feature sounds kind of like, to be fair, it sounds like a leap of faith.

SinkorSwim: More than desperate, though.

Steve-O: If they just bust out... I'm trying to remember the ah the team that does the ah edge runners.

SinkorSwim: Cyberpunk?

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, is it Rooster Teeth? Is that them?

SinkorSwim: No, no, no.

IGOTTADUMP: No.

Steve-O: No, it's like ah trigger trigger.

SinkorSwim: It's some, like, Korean company, I think.

Steve-O: I knew it was gun related.

IGOTTADUMP: Trigger.

Steve-O: If they got trigger for that. oh my God, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, this company sounds like they literally... It was a company called lyric Lyrical Media that acquired an animation studio.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Okay, yeah, so it's just like...

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: So it's like there this might be their first animated...

SinkorSwim: Now, Chris, what if this stirs just enough interest into a new berserk anime, though?

IGOTTADUMP: um um

SinkorSwim: Is all is all forgiven?

IGOTTADUMP: Well,

IGOTTADUMP: yeah, sure.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: mean, come on, I'm a simple man.

Steve-O: but

IGOTTADUMP: um

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: um i love Zerk, but... Yeah, you know, it is um very telling. And I do still think it is desperate that they have to resort to this to make money off of a very popular IP.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Like, I wonder if they reached out to him or if he was like, he reached out to them.

IGOTTADUMP: ah By they, I mean Sony.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah. Like, did Sony reach out to Jacksepticeye or did they reach out or did he reach out to Sony? was like, hey, I heard you guys are doing this and I went in.

IGOTTADUMP: Honestly, I don't know how this guy got involved. I don't know enough about him to build a context into how...

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: He's one of the one of the eras of YouTubers who kind of came along with Markiplier.

IGOTTADUMP: my my I feel like it's one of those, like he has a deal with Sony already and they saw something in him

Steve-O: And I i've feel like they're all trying to get into like the entertainment movie space.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. He's in like the Markiplier class.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: And maybe saw his YouTube content with Bloodborne and knew they had a product that they could make and they offered it to him.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's what if seems like.

SinkorSwim: And and to defend to defend an earlier argument, like, everybody was like, why why not just have, like, Vati Vidya or whatever? But I'm like, I don't think he has the money to do that.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Like, yeah, Jacksepticeye has the money.

IGOTTADUMP: He can't produce something.

Steve-O: No.

SinkorSwim: He's a far more popular YouTuber.

Steve-O: And we need to be real. Like a lot of us are familiar with Jacksepticeye from playing as punch up in dispatch.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, he plays...

Steve-O: So.

IGOTTADUMP: so he's a voice voice actor.

Steve-O: Right. And like, maybe that's kind of where.

SinkorSwim: I don't want to say he's an established voice actor, but yeah, he is in that game.

Steve-O: Maybe they kind of like heard his voice and they were like, oh, maybe, maybe we could use them.

SinkorSwim: Maybe, yeah, this is, it's not, there's no connection. There's no fitting connection there.

Steve-O: Maybe.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't have as extreme a response as John, but I am on the fence still about this.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I have no, like i said, no context to who this person is. um I feel like it is kind of desperate and I feel like it is the the positives are, though, that it's not live action.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, that's smart on whoever made that.

SinkorSwim: Right.

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Probably it could have been Jacksepticeye who made that decision. If that's the case, he's moving it in the right direction. But, you know, the cons are little known animation studio.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, not a new game.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: Let's real.

SinkorSwim: It's just not Bloodborne 2 slash Bloodborne remake.

IGOTTADUMP: And, you know, it doesn't even seem like I'm, ah you know, how much of a FromSoft guy I am.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It doesn't seem like it's Sony's fault in this scenario. seems like from softs really dragging their feet.

SinkorSwim: No, yeah, FromSoft is...

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Like, the the word is, and we talked about this a few weeks ago, but the the word and the vibe kind of seems to be that Sony could, legally, they can, but it's not worth damaging the relationship with FromSoft.

IGOTTADUMP: And it's for some reason he, you know, Miyazaki, I guess he makes these big decisions. He doesn't want to, doesn't want to do anything bloodborne related.

SinkorSwim: No.

IGOTTADUMP: So.

SinkorSwim: And a I think a lot of people are, they say that it's not like he, they're just like, he's too busy.

IGOTTADUMP: That's fine.

SinkorSwim: They're just too busy to, to focus on, on something like that, which is.

IGOTTADUMP: You know,

IGOTTADUMP: I, I, listen, if it, if it, if it means like i get a new mi is Miyazaki game, that's original and interesting. Okay. and i' Maybe I'm happy.

IGOTTADUMP: He's not working on a bloodborne too or something. If that's his feeling, I'm happy.

SinkorSwim: i mean, I, yeah,

IGOTTADUMP: That's, he's a creative person and I trust him as a creator. Yeah. But, being said, does kind of suck that he's, like, holding on to it a little bit.

Steve-O: Well,

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I mean, like, it's funny.

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, I'm...

SinkorSwim: I was having i was having these thoughts about just IP in general and, like, specifically Sony, right? because everybody's like, the output is so low.

SinkorSwim: And it's like, yeah. And I'm starting to just think, like, maybe they should just, like, yeah, I get it, Naughty Dog and Uncharted. But, like, dude, sorry. Like, you're not doing anything with Uncharted. We're going to give it to this studio.

SinkorSwim: And let's just have, keep the IP moving, right? If you're thinking strictly from that kind of money-making IP-related mindset, I don't know if i love that, but it's like, yeah. But at the same time, if everything that we've read is true, it does seem like at the very least, Sony is cognizant of having some sort of standards.

SinkorSwim: You know, it's not just like, we must do whatever we can.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, like they they have a partner who who makes them a lot of money and they don't want to ruin that partnership.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, there's some artistic integrity happening, which is nice to hear, for sure. ah But yeah, yeah so let's keep it on with the the movie and TV space.

SinkorSwim: A trailer for The Terror Season 3, Devil in Silver, dropped.

IGOTTADUMP: don't know what the fuck this shit is even going to be about, Devin.

SinkorSwim: It kind of, you know, sadly, not sadly, but um I don't know if you ever watched Legion.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I watched Legion.

SinkorSwim: I only watched like two episodes of Legion, but this kind of seems like scary Legion.

IGOTTADUMP: I just don't... the The book's about the boat. The terror.

SinkorSwim: I know, but then season two was like in like samurai times and apparently that was not very good.

IGOTTADUMP: I know, but like... The boat's called The Terror. What? It's about a boat.

SinkorSwim: Not anymore, baby. We're doing this.

IGOTTADUMP: All right.

SinkorSwim: I know, I know. um And hey, listen, again, this kind of is old news by the time you're hearing about it, but I am more than willing to walk back my comments and say this Street Fighter trailer made me excited and I think this might be actually a good movie. A fun movie.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah. Well, we pump brakes a little bit there.

SinkorSwim: I really, i I'll just say this, I really turned around on the whole vibes from the teaser to the trailer. I'm like, okay, because this looked fun.

SinkorSwim: And this looked entertaining and enjoyable. And... For example, Mortal Kombat 2, I'll probably see it. I don't think I'm expecting much.

Steve-O: You were very defensive of the first Mortal Kombat. I remember you were like ready to punch me in the head for not liking that.

SinkorSwim: Was I?

Steve-O: Yeah. yeah i mean, you were like, dude, this is one of the movies.

SinkorSwim: i

IGOTTADUMP: Why don't you like Caleb? What is his name?

Steve-O: Why don't you like Caleb Kombat?

IGOTTADUMP: Cole?

Steve-O: Yeah, Cole.

IGOTTADUMP: Is it Cole?

Steve-O: It was Cole, I think.

IGOTTADUMP: Why you like Cole? He's so cool.

Steve-O: He's the coolest new Mortal Kombat guy we've gotten in years.

SinkorSwim: as gillis I was going to shit on you and then I just spilled water on my shirt that just like froze my nipple.

Steve-O: Dude, like Mortal Kombat.

SinkorSwim: And I was like, yeah, I got sub zero, dude. i I don't believe.

IGOTTADUMP: But you you you have like a few Cole shirts. You have a Cole hat, I think.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. So I'm going to say I don't believe you, Steve, but i think I think Street Fighter is going to be a better movie than Mortal Kombat 2.

Steve-O: Go listen to the episode. Holy Young, baby.

SinkorSwim: And this just looks. The vibes are right. I've, I've, I've turned. Well, what what about, are you guys still like, no,

Steve-O: I'm team Resident Evil movie by Zach Krieger.

SinkorSwim: we haven't even seen anything about that.

Steve-O: i I've said it before.

IGOTTADUMP: um

Steve-O: I said it again.

SinkorSwim: No, I mean, I'm talking about street fighter, Steve, not Steve.

IGOTTADUMP: um

Steve-O: You picked Street Fighter. I'm picking Resident Evil.

SinkorSwim: What a, what a dirty, gross political comment that was. I'm asking you point blank.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: What are your vibes on street? Are they better or are they worse?

Steve-O: what are i Okay, what are my vibes on Street Fighter?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: My vibes on Street Fighter are...

SinkorSwim: I just think we just don't need to talk about the political discourse.

Steve-O: i really really do think that we need to do it.

SinkorSwim: Motherfucker, I need a straight answer.

Steve-O: You know, it's hokey. And feel like if you can't get the OTC to shave his beard for Akuma, then like how much power do you have?

SinkorSwim: But he has a beard in ea in sticks.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, I think it's more of a question of that not not how much power you have, but how much do you care?

Steve-O: He does have a beard and speaks to you, right?

Steve-O: Also, like Ken's like an m MMA guy. Like, what are we doing here? What are we doing?

IGOTTADUMP: i just don't... like This is the issue. like It looks like they're purposely trying to make a cheesy bad movie.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And that never, ever, ever turns out well.

Steve-O: I think this is going to be like a really fun trailer.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, inexperienced.

Steve-O: Cause this, I do agree with you, Devin. This is like a fun trailer. They've got like energy vibes, excitement. I think this movie is going to end up being, it's going to be a lot of what people from the super Mario galaxy, like reviews are saying.

SinkorSwim: Oh, man. Like, like it's going to be accused of this was written by ai

Steve-O: yeah I think it's going to be like a lot of like just characters and like kind of trying to jump back and forth to just show like every street fighter character and get like the references in.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And I, yeah. And the other part is like, there's a lot of untrained actors in this, so they're not going to give them a lot of screen time or they shouldn't at least. And that's going to make like a really kind of segmented movie. Yeah.

Steve-O: Well, I got to defend, you know, I know I was talking trash on ah Roman Reigns before, but like, you know, he is proven. he He did have one of the biggest movies of last year with Zootopia.

IGOTTADUMP: What was that?

SinkorSwim: Oh, his two second cameo in Zootopia where he played a zebra.

Steve-O: Yeah, he was, ah he and CM Punk were one of the zebras.

IGOTTADUMP: I wasn't even talking. was talking about that Schultz idiot. Like more than anything.

Steve-O: Oh, dude, fuck, dude, fuck him.

IGOTTADUMP: That's like.

Steve-O: I think that's like one of the major components of like me not having fun with this movie.

SinkorSwim: Well, to be fair to you, um he is playing your favorite Street Fighter character.

Steve-O: He is playing my favorite Street Fighter.

SinkorSwim: Man, that's got to sting.

IGOTTADUMP: That's brutal.

Steve-O: Dude, they should have made it savvy, baby.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: That's got to sting.

Steve-O: Made

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: And I think if they were really going to make it, like that would have been great. um I think if they were really...

SinkorSwim: yeah He's not going to play Rufus? Come on. He's right there.

Steve-O: I'm in.

IGOTTADUMP: If they really were going like the hokey route, I think they would have made Blanca like a costume and makeup.

Steve-O: Yeah. I think that would have been more fun visually.

IGOTTADUMP: Whereas, like, Yeah, 1 million percent more fun. And this is now, it looks more like ah like a video game, which is not necessarily a bad thing, but it's not as funny and fun like the thing they're going for.

IGOTTADUMP: like I think that's it's not going work.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Steve-O: Now here's a quick question. I kind of want like play in the same space though. Do we think this is going to end up being the best street fighter movie they have released? Not counting the anime ones.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Hands hands hands down, yeah.

SinkorSwim: i brought Maybe even counting the anime. I don't think the anime one's like... It looks great, because all anime from the fucking 90s just looks so good looking.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: But I think at the end of the day, and don't think it's like... a What's the plot of the Street Fighter movie?

IGOTTADUMP: Did watch that Chung Lee and Vega fight?

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah, exactly.

Steve-O: Come on, Devin.

SinkorSwim: Exactly.

Steve-O: You're going to die on that hill, Devin, that this is going to be better than the animated movie?

SinkorSwim: Exactly.

SinkorSwim: ah No. I don't...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, okay.

SinkorSwim: We're gonna die on that hill.

IGOTTADUMP: Thank God, sir.

Steve-O: No.

IGOTTADUMP: I was really worried.

SinkorSwim: I will... see you You know what? You know what? One thing that this... I think all of your concerns are valid. My personal irritation is... um I just don't like that the Hadouken...

SinkorSwim: is seen to be like this weird thing that he's he's doing right it's like this big deal and it's just like motherfucker you play a ryu on you play a ryu on online you're getting 75 of those you know yeah yeah and it's just like

Steve-O: Right. yes david David.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they're they're not they should be treated more commonplace.

Steve-O: it feels

IGOTTADUMP: Like part of the event.

Steve-O: It feels weird that they're going so silly and like, you know, trying to be true to form, but then they're also being like, hey, I think Ryu just shot a fireball.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's like this world is obviously yeah this world is obviously super cartoonish. And then we're going to be like what? A fireball? It's like, bro, Guile, you throw sonic booms, dude.

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: Am I really going to have to wait Street Fighter 2, the movie, to see a sonic boom? Like, come on, dude.

Steve-O: you Are we going to see a flash kick based on that?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I mean, we do see a flash kick in the trailer.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: do you Do you think it would have been appropriate to add something into the plot that outside of this tournament they don't have these abilities? Or is it something that they're inherently...

SinkorSwim: I mean, like, well, to be fair, they did that in Mortal Kombat. That's the worst part of that movie.

IGOTTADUMP: It is bad, isn't it?

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: They have, like, don't even know what the fuck they were called, but...

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah. And a melody.

SinkorSwim: no that's that's That's Annihilation.

IGOTTADUMP: you what yeah

SinkorSwim: But it's it's on par with something stupid, you know?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, they they were imbued. They were imbued with like power.

SinkorSwim: It's like, yeah oh, Yokota.

IGOTTADUMP: Some sort of power.

Steve-O: and

SinkorSwim: If I'm not Yokota, now Tano can shoot a laser out of his eye.

Steve-O: Oh, God, and they were they were training.

SinkorSwim: And you're like, okay.

Steve-O: Yeah, that was stupid as shit.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's like, just fucking let them do it. Who cares?

Steve-O: Cold baby, though. Come on, man.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: No,

SinkorSwim: i dude i don't I don't know, man. I don't think Cole's long for this world.

Steve-O: I think once they got Johnny Cage, they can move on.

SinkorSwim: I think he's going to give. Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah I see him in the background in those trailers

SinkorSwim: work Gladly.

Steve-O: That would be sick if they just fucking fatality his ass like right out the gate.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I mean, hey. He has a wife and kid, though. What if they leave it?

Steve-O: Dude.

SinkorSwim: Like, you find out they they left him. So, like, you have feel no guilt when he gets...

IGOTTADUMP: and he's like a huge piece of shit

SinkorSwim: he's a huge...

Steve-O: He left them because he wanted to get real into the Mortal Kombat world.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he left them. Because he's like, my Mike Schest turns into armor now.

IGOTTADUMP: but He turns into a male influencer about Mortal Kombat.

Steve-O: ah

IGOTTADUMP: All males just join up and stop dating stop dating like weird giant women like Shiva. It's not a woman.

SinkorSwim: But listen, like I said, um Street Fighter, i'm I've really done a 180.

Steve-O: Jesus. Cole.

SinkorSwim: Sounds like you guys are still hesitant.

Steve-O: Now that I know it's October, because I thought it legit was coming out like this or next month.

SinkorSwim: I don't think I'm going to...

SinkorSwim: That is a bit odd. Yeah. I was like, oh, man.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know if that trailer really moved the needle for me.

Steve-O: Maybe they just showed it so recently, so often because of WrestleMania and there's like eight wrestlers in it.

SinkorSwim: I think you're dead inside, Chris.

SinkorSwim: You know, that's probably why, to be honest.

Steve-O: hmm.

SinkorSwim: That's probably exactly why. um But, you know, we talked about Bloodborne. Elden Ring movie gets a ah release date. And a in a cast of a bunch of people I don't really know about, which is fine.

IGOTTADUMP: Wow. Wow.

SinkorSwim: But this is going to come out in late 2028, I think.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: let me No, no, I'm sorry.

IGOTTADUMP: Sure. Sure.

SinkorSwim: Early 2028, March 3rd.

IGOTTADUMP: All right. Even better.

SinkorSwim: ah Kit Conner.

IGOTTADUMP: That's usually not good, by the way. Just want to point that out there.

SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, well, it's 824, though. It's 824, so it's got to be good.

Steve-O: A24.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

Steve-O: They don't play the game. They don't play the game.

IGOTTADUMP: They don't play the game.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: That's right.

Steve-O: Dude, and they got Nick Offerman, but he's going to be rocking his, like, Apple TV show bod.

SinkorSwim: And it's.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, and it's been... Yeah, Nick Offerman's in this, I forgot.

IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.

SinkorSwim: um

IGOTTADUMP: I think I know who he's going to play.

SinkorSwim: And he it's being filmed with IMAX.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, know who's going to play.

SinkorSwim: opum ah Well, it says IMAX filmed for IMAX certification, meaning it's going optimized for and debut in IMAX camera, but it's not being shot with IMAX.

Steve-O: But like, it's going to be optimized for it. And also I heard this might have THX audio.

SinkorSwim: Oh, wow. Stop the press, Mr.

Steve-O: So you'll really be able to see. to the

IGOTTADUMP: I'm going to tell you something, guys. If this movie is anywhere near successful...

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Remember that conversation about Bloodborne with the Sony CEO? And like, you know, we're going to be hands off.

SinkorSwim: What are

IGOTTADUMP: We're going to let him what he wants. This is good relationship we have here. That's going to change real fast.

Steve-O: Oh, dude, it's going to be like a lawsuit day one, right out the gate.

SinkorSwim: we doing here?

IGOTTADUMP: They're going to be sitting in his office like, so Miyazaki, where are we with Elden Ring 2?

SinkorSwim: yeah what do we what are we doing here

IGOTTADUMP: where where were Where are the plans?

Steve-O: we What do we when do what do we the bru are we doing?

IGOTTADUMP: Are we in pre... Are we in pre...

Steve-O: Can you stop fucking around? We've got money to make.

SinkorSwim: I like how Chris's version is just Tucker Carlson.

Steve-O: God damn.

SinkorSwim: Are we confused?

IGOTTADUMP: ah basically that's yeah that relationship is going change that relationship is going to too sweet so interesting

SinkorSwim: What's going on here? Are we making Elden Ring 2? What do you mean? What's going on here? Yeah.

SinkorSwim: true ah Yeah, let's play through some of these. ah There's a trailer for this movie called The Dog Stars, which is, I don't know.

Steve-O: Yeah, plow, plow, plow.

SinkorSwim: It's like post-apocalyptic. Jacob Elordi. Just doesn't, you know, he's a pilot.

IGOTTADUMP: he's a pilot in this

SinkorSwim: And I'm like, okay.

IGOTTADUMP: Based off a book.

SinkorSwim: What's his name's in it? Thanos. Why am I blanking?

IGOTTADUMP: ah Josh Brolin.

SinkorSwim: Josh Brolin's in it, dude. um

IGOTTADUMP: No ball chin.

SinkorSwim: No, but yeah.

Steve-O: No function.

IGOTTADUMP: Not this time.

SinkorSwim: ah The dog star.

IGOTTADUMP: Sorry, guys.

SinkorSwim: who's Who's the female? Who's the female? oh Margaret Qualley's in it.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh. Okay.

SinkorSwim: It's an attractive cast.

IGOTTADUMP: Big.

SinkorSwim: I just, I don't know.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: It just kind of reads like, it's based off a novel. And they're just like, yeah, it's a post-apocalyptic novel.

IGOTTADUMP: Yep.

SinkorSwim: And I'm like, fucking, okay, cool.

IGOTTADUMP: There's a lot of those.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Um, movie called mother Mary, which only sticks out because it seems like a shot for shot remake again of Suspiria. Um, if you watch the trailer, you're like, oh, this is just, this is Suspiria.

IGOTTADUMP: Now this is coming...

Steve-O: Do we just get a ah remake of Suspiria every like 10 years?

SinkorSwim: Like a few years.

IGOTTADUMP: That's fair.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I think so.

IGOTTADUMP: That's fair.

SinkorSwim: I think so. Um,

IGOTTADUMP: That was in one of Trump's bills. i believe

Steve-O: Oh, I love Giallo movies.

SinkorSwim: for for oh oh

IGOTTADUMP: That was the one popular... I mean, what why wouldn't he? Great.

SinkorSwim: Do I support this bill?

IGOTTADUMP: ah i e um

SinkorSwim: Hold on. I might.

IGOTTADUMP: This is by the director of The Green Knight, correct?

Steve-O: Your favorite.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, which I don't like. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, not a big, not a huge fan of The Green Knight myself.

Steve-O: yeah

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I will admit, John really did hype that movie up.

SinkorSwim: yeah

IGOTTADUMP: It kind of like is a budget David Eggers movie, you know?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but he hyped it up for the wrong reasons.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: He's like, he gets cum on his face.

Steve-O: He hyped?

SinkorSwim: And we're like, we all saw it waiting for him to get fucking glazed, literally.

Steve-O: Yeah, he hyped.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

Steve-O: You're like, yo, yo you're going to see Dom.

SinkorSwim: And never happened.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, why did we let John do that to us?

Steve-O: I don't I think I'm just happy hanging out with John when he's really excited about things.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's just that.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I think that's fair. That's fair.

SinkorSwim: I'm just here for the vibes.

Steve-O: John's going to get to see some pipe and I'm just going to be around. There he is.

IGOTTADUMP: ah

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah, I'm just here to watch. Yeah, we're all waiting to look at his face when it happens.

Steve-O: ah There he is.

IGOTTADUMP: Like, shake her head like proud fathers.

SinkorSwim: We never... Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm so happy for her.

SinkorSwim: There he high-fiving his son.

Steve-O: beaming in it

SinkorSwim: It happened! Oh, shit. Hey, we got Evil Dead Burn teaser, which looked pretty chaotic. I don't really know a lot about this director, but

SinkorSwim: I don't know. I see Evil Dead. I click the button.

Steve-O: Yeah, I'm the same thing. Like Evil Dead, I'm just like, okay, yeah, let's go.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's triggered. It's a trigger in my brain.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's like, okay, cool. and i've And I would say umm i've not I've yet to be really fully disappointed.

Steve-O: i

SinkorSwim: You know? Like, oh, cool.

IGOTTADUMP: This is like, you know what?

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: The series, the Evil Dead series might just be a place for first time directors.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: That would be really cool.

IGOTTADUMP: Which is what it seems like now.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, that guy i've never doesn't really have much of a filmography outside of this.

SinkorSwim: I will say what might be the coolest trailer of the last few weeks, of the Clayface teaser dropped.

IGOTTADUMP: So yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, dude.

SinkorSwim: it's ah This seems like it could be something.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I am locked in.

SinkorSwim: It's the first, you know this is the James Gunn interpretation of Gotham. I think the plot is essentially, he gets just like, he's an actor. And then so he just gets like his face cut up in a like random attack.

SinkorSwim: And then he does experimental treatment and then obviously gets a weird creepy Clayface. But just damn, the vibes in this trailer are creepy.

IGOTTADUMP: Very, um there's some like old school horror shit in it.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, a lot of silhouettes, a lot of just close ups too, which is are are always really neat.

SinkorSwim: And just like weird random things like... Like when he like goes to like kind of like mush his face and then it's just clay. And you're like, oh, and it's like, of course it is.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that's that's rad as shit, dude.

SinkorSwim: It's clay face. But still, um man, yeah, what a weird, not weird, but like. What a juxtaposition between Metropolis and like, oh, this is what Batman deals with.

Steve-O: yeah and they're

SinkorSwim: Batman deals with people getting their face slashed in the middle of the night.

IGOTTADUMP: He's got shit all over his face.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: oh shit face

IGOTTADUMP: God

SinkorSwim: Metropolis is like, oh, we the building split, but we put it back together and the joke is like, it wasn't quite perfect. Like this man's like, i my face was carved up randomly.

IGOTTADUMP: Why? I'm going home.

Steve-O: How does Superman deal with that?

SinkorSwim: yeah.

Steve-O: Oh my God.

SinkorSwim: oh yeah What do we do do I do?

IGOTTADUMP: ah yeah

SinkorSwim: do here?

IGOTTADUMP: god damn why

SinkorSwim: oh that sucks, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: i

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: i'm going home

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: all I can do.

SinkorSwim: But nah, man, I'm...

Steve-O: October 23rd to putting it out at a perfect time.

SinkorSwim: Dude, october October is always kind of like ah a sleeper month. Not in general, but like I think a lot of people don't acknowledge how strong October is because they just think horror movies, but it's like, nah, dude, October is...

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, no, it's...

IGOTTADUMP: Well, you know, within the past, I'd say even 20 years, horror films have been generating a buco box for little budget.

SinkorSwim: No, they do, but I think a lot of like dope shit comes out in October just in general.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah, yeah, it is right before the awards season, too.

SinkorSwim: You know? It's like the May. may You know how like May is the unofficial start of the summer? It's like October is just like, no. Now we're getting into that fucking the heavy hitters at the end of the year.

Steve-O: m

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, we're going to get nominated nominees coming out of October.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. And, you know, we thought we'd never get it, but Coyote vs. Acme trailer looks looks fun.

Steve-O: This looks fun. This looks like a really clever.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, this looks really cool.

SinkorSwim: Looks like it should have never have been shelved.

Steve-O: Right. Yeah. Like, it's like, damn, like y'all kind of just came up with a really fun, cool idea and just said, nah, fuck it.

IGOTTADUMP: Looks like.

IGOTTADUMP: Like almost a spiritual sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

SinkorSwim: Nah, fuck that. Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah, like we're playing in that realm, but it's like in modern day.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: I know they tried to.

IGOTTADUMP: That's a hard, that's a hard throw.

Steve-O: They tried to. Oh, sorry.

IGOTTADUMP: You go first.

Steve-O: Damn it.

IGOTTADUMP: You go first.

Steve-O: was going to say they tried to do that with the Chippendales movie, but it just didn't feel right. This feels more right to that.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and I feel like tugging that string is is pretty effective, at least for me.

Steve-O: Hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: I am big Who Framed Roger Rabbit fan. Big time, big time. And this kind of falls within the same tune idea. so it it it just hits the right spot.

Steve-O: Plus it's Acme.

IGOTTADUMP: And you got Will Forte and John Cena, you know

Steve-O: Dude, I love me some Will Forte.

SinkorSwim: This is a fun concept. Like, just, he's just like, I'm going to sue this shitty company.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Good cast.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, and like that's

SinkorSwim: It's been ruining my life.

IGOTTADUMP: Genius. And you get like, ah there's going to be like a stupid legal, like making fun of like all the legal dramas that have been on the past couple of years. Like it's going to be good.

Steve-O: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm, I'm down.

IGOTTADUMP: Devin, you hated this, right?

SinkorSwim: I didn't hate it. No, I dig it. I'm excited.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You said you loathed it with your, every fiber of your being.

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah, because my last name is Zaslav. I'm part of the Zaslav family, yes.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, that's who texted me.

Steve-O: ah

IGOTTADUMP: Nevermind. I got you under the same, it's weird, same name.

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah, easy mistake to make. ah Devil May Cry season two trailer. i

Steve-O: This.

SinkorSwim: dude i was so into season one. and I think people were kind of down on it, and I call those people fools. You were all fools. Season one was dope. Season two looks even better.

Steve-O: No, i agree. do. Devil May Cry. I think the show like that first season really captured the Devil May Cry vibe.

SinkorSwim: It captured a lot of Capcom vibes too.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Like, it's just like fun Easter eggs. Like, you know, I just been hearing a lot of things like they fixed it. Season two looks like Devil May Cry after being fixed.

SinkorSwim: And I'm like, what do you

IGOTTADUMP: oh okay sure you fool you didn't know you had gold in front of you pearls before swine

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Okay, fools. Yeah. um Here's something I'm a little torn about. Truly.

SinkorSwim: Jackass Best and Last dropped a trailer today. I'm torn because it seems like it's, it's new stunts. And to be honest, I love all the jackass movies there.

SinkorSwim: They tap into a funny that is just like embedded in, I think the human psyche.

IGOTTADUMP: Yes, it is.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: It breaches from going, it turns into art at some point.

SinkorSwim: Like there's,

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's just like a universally funny thing that it taps into. um so I love all the movies. That being said, this seems like this is almost like a greatest hits with new stuff in it, which is kind of feels like a little bit of a rip off, if I'm being honest. Now, this I don't think it's confirmed, but it seems just based off the trailer that it's it's kind of like a greatest hits with some new stuff in and I don't know, man.

SinkorSwim: That's, that's kind of a bummer. Like just do new stuff.

Steve-O: I, yeah, I get that. But I also like seeing the photos and stuff that they posted recently to announce this. I'm like, oh yeah, these are like 50 plus year old men.

SinkorSwim: A hundred percent, but also they chose to make this movie.

IGOTTADUMP: They got maybe about 45 minutes of actual stunts that they can do. ah

SinkorSwim: Now it depends like, uh,

IGOTTADUMP: So they got to fill it with like all this other stuff.

SinkorSwim: I know, but it's just like, and I think I talked about this a few weeks ago, but like my algorithm just started showing me jackass clips.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: They're great, hilarious. And I'm like, i' but I've seen them all.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: Well, I've rewatched a few recently.

SinkorSwim: Kind of, oh my God, dude. And like they're you're just evergreen, right? It's an evergreen, just lizard brain comedy. And I love it.

IGOTTADUMP: the hall The hallway full of tasers on strings.

Steve-O: Oh, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: That's the one I...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude, even just the weird, the big hand that looks, the slaps people, it's fucking wonderful.

Steve-O: The big hand.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, the big hand is quite lovely. Even the forgotten... that I like a lot of forgotten ones. The darkroom medicine ball dodgeball that they were doing. That is so fucking brutal.

SinkorSwim: I think the one, think it's in one or two, but the one where he's like lassoing the fire hose and he falls and like his, he's bleeding out of his asshole at the end of it is so fucking funny.

IGOTTADUMP: oh yeah

Steve-O: Oh my God, dude. I forgot about that.

IGOTTADUMP: i think every I think everybody got concussed when they all wore roller skates in the back of a truck while they were driving.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh yeah.

SinkorSwim: Like just, yeah, just wonderful comedy.

IGOTTADUMP: like That was brutal.

SinkorSwim: And, and I, and I'm super here for it. And, On one hand, I'm kind of sad that these guys still feel like they need to do this stuff. But...

IGOTTADUMP: And you're not seeing it because Bam or Jera's on it, right?

SinkorSwim: yeah Of course.

Steve-O: I think there might be like a clip of them.

SinkorSwim: yeah go You gotta to represent your your PA. Your PA jersey, guys.

IGOTTADUMP: Do you? That one?

SinkorSwim: well

IGOTTADUMP: That guy?

SinkorSwim: Anyway. um Also got a Spider Noir trailer. keep forgetting this is a show.

IGOTTADUMP: This looks fucking weird.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Super weird.

IGOTTADUMP: Am I the only one who thinks this looks weird?

SinkorSwim: Nah, it looks super weird.

Steve-O: It looks weird.

SinkorSwim: I'm not off on it. I'm just, this is weird.

IGOTTADUMP: It just looks weird. this strange fucking shit, dude.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: What they're doing to his, like, Niggles Cage's face, like, something's happening there.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: What's wrong with your face?

SinkorSwim: Well, I mean, you know, they it's just like, it just seems like he has so much makeup on.

IGOTTADUMP: not talking to like a face-off scenario. I'm just saying there's like a CGI or something.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, because he's like 64, dude. Nicolas Cage is an old man.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. I think he has that thing in his contract, though, where they touch him up a little with AI or CGI.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Sure. least It kind of also seems like he's fighting the Sinister Six, like the noir version of the Sinister Six, which is sick, but...

Steve-O: If anything.

IGOTTADUMP: really

IGOTTADUMP: That's kind of cool. That is kind of cool.

Steve-O: Why? i mean, you know, I know I shouldn't be complaining, but I feel like out of anything, this should be animated. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, no that that was the thing. I heard Amazon, they're doing it, and I was like, oh, cool. And then I saw it, and i was like, oh, it's live action. Why?

IGOTTADUMP: Do you think that was on the insistence of N'Golice Cage?

SinkorSwim: Maybe. Maybe. I just.

Steve-O: And like this isn't like tied to like Spider-Verse.

SinkorSwim: Nope. Nope. Just a weird Amazon thing.

SinkorSwim: I think the real question is May 27th, by the way.

Steve-O: so weird.

SinkorSwim: But the real question is, are you going to wash it in color hue or authentic black and white?

Steve-O: Oh, you got to watch in black and white.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it's even weirder if it's in black and white.

SinkorSwim: okay true hue i'm sorry true hue full color or black and white um maybe i'll switch i'll just switch off back and forth um yeah so it looks neat steve you posted this uh a new junji ito show don't know if it's show or a movie

Steve-O: Yeah. So ah this just like popped up. It is, i think it's a show, but I think it's a show that is basically just live action versions of like his tales, but it's got like, kind of I think it's a frame story of like this, like weird school in this weird town that like, I think this like kid moves to.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Thriller series. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: So it's first live action Mandarin series.

Steve-O: Yeah, I don't know what's up with it. I don't...

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: It just... It came across my lap and...

IGOTTADUMP: Well, one of these going to get it right.

Steve-O: Yeah, hoping...

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: I'm hoping somebody... Somebody needs to take this guy's fucking work and just actually make it into something visually good.

IGOTTADUMP: this This might be it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, roll the dice.

SinkorSwim: He's a creepy dude.

IGOTTADUMP: He's really not.

Steve-O: He's really not.

IGOTTADUMP: He used to be like a dental hygienist.

SinkorSwim: Well, I mean, like, you know, his his stuff is creepy.

Steve-O: He loves kittens.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, is.

SinkorSwim: All right. Yeah, there it is.

IGOTTADUMP: He's a really rad, happy man.

Steve-O: right, let's rapid fire some of the game announcement stuff.

SinkorSwim: All right. So real quick, rapid fire this, or maybe take a second. Jerry Conway, creator of the Punisher, has passed away.

Steve-O: oh Oh, not for that. I'm sorry.

SinkorSwim: Also did a ton of Spider-Man work.

Steve-O: Rest in peace.

SinkorSwim: A lot of Marvel work in general.

Steve-O: but Yeah. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Daredevil. Spider-Man. You know, it's a shame. I think he was 73. seventy three So, not you know. He was older.

Steve-O: up there, but you know, real shame.

SinkorSwim: yeah And just kind of a shame. And I'll just say this. It's always a shame because these people really should die. If they are going to pass away, they should be much more wealthy than they probably already are, or they should be.

Steve-O: Yeah. You know, I saw a, I saw a thing about the.

SinkorSwim: It's always a bummer when you read about the the the state they're they're in when they when they pass away.

Steve-O: Right. I read a thing recently saying that the creator of masters of the universe is having to use GoFundMe to pay for their ah like cancer surgery.

SinkorSwim: Medical bills? Of course, yeah, why not?

Steve-O: And there is also a movie for master the universe, like a multi like million dollar blockbuster.

SinkorSwim: Why...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, got $150 movie, million-dollar movie.

Steve-O: Yeah. And like he doesn't see a single cent of that. So it's it's a crime.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: ah Anyway, rest in peace, Jerry Conway. Yes. ah All right. Let's really get through some of these.

SinkorSwim: ah Hey, Lego Batman, probably the next big game I think I'm going purchase.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Assuming it's it's very good. But ah they got an absolute Batman skin.

Steve-O: This was the thing I was waiting for. I was like, I i just need that little confirmation.

SinkorSwim: You were just like, I'm not going to buy this until I see this.

Steve-O: Like I was going to get it no matter what, probably, but also like this was the thing where it's like if it wasn't in the game, like what are you doing? If you're doing all the Batmans in it, you you can't miss the like most popular Batman from the past like decade.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: So.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. This is coming out soon, right? This is like literally May something.

Steve-O: May, I will get you that shortly.

SinkorSwim: It's definitely May.

Steve-O: But yeah, it's right around the corner, like less than

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: If oh okay. All right. All right. So if this is a, this is good. I'm definitely gonna play it. So I don't, I posted this because obviously this is kind of like a notable series.

SinkorSwim: Metro 2039. Are any of us Metro people?

Steve-O: No, I don't think so.

SinkorSwim: Any of us?

IGOTTADUMP: Nah, not really.

SinkorSwim: I thought about reading the books even. It's never.

IGOTTADUMP: I've looked into, you know, watching some people play the games. It kind of gives me Deuce X Machina, or Deuce X vibes a little bit.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: It's kind of like... it kind of It's like Russian Fallout.

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: You know? Like, not to say it's the same it's such a similar concept, but it's just like...

IGOTTADUMP: Well,

IGOTTADUMP: there's a lot more, like, crafting involved. Well, that, this Fallout has that, but, like, It looked a lot more like Deuce in in like the dialogue and a lot of the other stuff.

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

SinkorSwim: yeah. yeah I think I even just...

IGOTTADUMP: That's my experience.

SinkorSwim: in In, like, concept, it's just like... Nuclear Fallout has happened, but you You just have to live underground. And the books are very, you know, it's a sci-fi series, but have something to say.

SinkorSwim: And the books, at least the first game, I believe, is very close like close to the first book. But that's just kind of as far as my research. went to play, um think, Second Light or something. Because they they remastered the first two, and then I accidentally started playing the second one first.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Then once I realized it, I was like, ew. And then I just never went back to play any of them.

Steve-O: That's a dumb way to do that. What the hell?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, it was stupid of me. um

IGOTTADUMP: I kind of get this game and Stalker mixed up a lot.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, well, I mean, very similar vibes.

Steve-O: Yes, me too.

SinkorSwim: You know.

Steve-O: There's just this like dirty, grimy, like Eastern European apocalypse.

SinkorSwim: Oh. Eastern European...

Steve-O: And it's like,

IGOTTADUMP: who

SinkorSwim: The vibes are not good.

IGOTTADUMP: It's just their day-to-day life, I think.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, like American apocalypse is just fallout, right?

IGOTTADUMP: That's why they're good at... him

SinkorSwim: it's Like the vibes can be fun.

IGOTTADUMP: yes

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: You know, if not here.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, like, the apocalypse is kind of fun.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

Steve-O: Right. Like, what do we do with our apocalypse? It's like, you see the statue of Liberty in a ruin and then you go to Las Vegas and you can still play this.

IGOTTADUMP: Make some money,

Steve-O: Like it's always what it is. It's always what it is here. We still have fun.

IGOTTADUMP: baby.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: There's dude fucking like Eastern European. They already like fucking kind of like, yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: They live in that.

Steve-O: Like,

IGOTTADUMP: Or like at least have that mentality. Like when he talks a lot.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's like it's like Lower the Rings versus like Game of Thrones. We're like, yeah, yeah, there's the Shire. It's like, no, this Yeah, we're were're on the wall.

Steve-O: Shireless.

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's bleeding all the time.

SinkorSwim: We're on the ice wall. And we're being hunted.

IGOTTADUMP: Everybody's bleeding.

Steve-O: Even our weddings are miserable.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Cool thing for me. Adaptus Mechanicus CGI trailer for Dawn of War 4. It's a shame I'm unable to play that game. But what are we going to do?

IGOTTADUMP: Why can't you play that game?

SinkorSwim: Because that is a, I think, a PC-only game.

Steve-O: Get you Steam Deck.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, you get a steam deck.

Steve-O: Get you Steam Deck.

SinkorSwim: I don't even know if it's going to run that that well. Like, it if it does, it won't.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, are you kidding me?

SinkorSwim: You know what? Maybe I'll get a Steam machine if that thing ever comes out.

IGOTTADUMP: I played Resident Evil fucking Resident Evil 9.

Steve-O: Yeah, Requiem.

IGOTTADUMP: No. Requiem. I played that on my Steam Deck.

SinkorSwim: Probably look like poop.

IGOTTADUMP: It's fine.

SinkorSwim: Probably look like poo-poo.

IGOTTADUMP: It looked fine.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, fine.

IGOTTADUMP: It was fine.

SinkorSwim: I need crisp. I need gorgeous.

Steve-O: Quisp.

IGOTTADUMP: need quiff.

SinkorSwim: I need crisp.

Steve-O: I need Quisp.

IGOTTADUMP: i didn't I don't remember you saying that at your PSP, sir.

Steve-O: I need Quisp.

SinkorSwim: I need Quisp. ah Fuck it. I'm into this. Assassin's Creed Black Flight Resynced.

Steve-O: Yeah. I, uh, I...

SinkorSwim: It's like the best Assassin's Creed game, I think.

Steve-O: I never played this one, but um I was watching footage of apparently they just like completely re-engineered the parkour in Black Flag.

SinkorSwim: Really?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: And you can just basically jump across like building gaps and just keep climbing. It looks amazing.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, they redid the comic or the comic, the combat. And they've also added new characters and store like this is very much more than I thought it was going to be.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: I don't know. I think it kind of depends on the price. If this is 70 bucks, I don't think I can commit myself. But if this is 50, I'm looking at this.

Steve-O: If you float this by at a 50 possible possible purchase

SinkorSwim: This bad boy's 50 bills. I'm hitting that. But I'm hitting that purchase.

Steve-O: ah three days from now, Chris forbidden solid hair comes out.

SinkorSwim: the fuck is that?

Steve-O: So that's why the the makers of ah home safety hotline.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: is that?

SinkorSwim: wait. Forbidden Solitaire?

Steve-O: That's their

IGOTTADUMP: Game's gonna spook you, Devin.

Steve-O: Yeah, it's basically a cursed solitaire game for the Windows 95.

SinkorSwim: Oh, sick.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Apparently vapire or Vampire Survivors came out.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, I'm playing that right now, man.

Steve-O: Yeah, what is that?

SinkorSwim: Is that...

Steve-O: Vampire Crawlers.

IGOTTADUMP: Vampire Crawl, or...

SinkorSwim: I'm sorry. Crawlers. Crawlers.

IGOTTADUMP: um' Oh, I'm playing that right now.

SinkorSwim: Crawlers.

SinkorSwim: You like it?

Steve-O: I haven't heard from anybody from it. Like.

IGOTTADUMP: I like it a lot.

Steve-O: That's what I've been hearing. I hear people, people, people have been just playing it and then they'll pop up and they'll be like, Oh, it's good. and then they'll disappear for like a week.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm almost done unlocking all the characters. I'm getting to that point.

SinkorSwim: Jesus.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, but playing it, I've been playing that.

SinkorSwim: Is it, is it, I'm assuming it's Blotra vibes or Ballotro? No.

IGOTTADUMP: It's more like um like a roguelike with cards.

Steve-O: Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: I don't know.

SinkorSwim: and

IGOTTADUMP: bell Blatro is sort of like that too, but it's not like...

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: like Isn't that exactly, yeah, was like, is that exactly Blotra?

IGOTTADUMP: Well, like you're not you're not playing... You're playing like action cards against enemies.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: It's, um, oh.

IGOTTADUMP: So it's like a dungeon crawler in that regard.

IGOTTADUMP: And yeah, so you're just, you're like moving through and there are boss enemies. You have the face of boss and then you defeat a level. then you go to the next part of that level and unlock everything there.

IGOTTADUMP: You know, it's all about like vampire survivors, unlocking characters and weapons.

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: I hear you. All right, that's cool.

IGOTTADUMP: And I've been playing that and mouse PI for hire.

Steve-O: You know, i've been I've been seeing Mouse P.I.

SinkorSwim: Ooh.

Steve-O: for hire around. and It's like um kind of one part Cuphead, one part like Doom.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, basically.

SinkorSwim: It's a boomer shooter, right?

IGOTTADUMP: It's a boomer shooter, which I always like. i'm I'm pretty partial to them. I play, you know, like Bolt Gun and a lot of the other Steam Deck related ones that come out.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: I'm always big fan of. um This is pretty good.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: It's very, it rips off a lot of stuff combat.

SinkorSwim: the

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: It's like,

SinkorSwim: but like you can't like you might say rip off but it's still like a shitload of effort it looks gorgeous right yeah who whoa oh rubber hose rubber hose style yeah yeah yeah that's that's what people kind of call that animation style

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: it feels like they're making a genre out of this or something.

Steve-O: Yeah. I heard someone refer to it in like, they were saying, oh man, I really respect the, ah they called it like the tube art style or something. Rubber hose style. Thank you. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Rubber hose.

IGOTTADUMP: Interesting.

Steve-O: Is that what, it's just a new game genre where it's going to be like, oh, the rubber hose genre, dude, like it would be Cuphead, Bendy and the Ink Machine and Mouse PI now.

SinkorSwim: The rubber hose genre, dude.

Steve-O: So.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I'm enjoying my time with it too.

SinkorSwim: um fun Fun thing, apparently IGN is getting torched because their review of that game is really bad, apparently.

IGOTTADUMP: It's good.

Steve-O: Heck yeah, love that.

IGOTTADUMP: No shit. They didn't like it

SinkorSwim: like nothing Well, not even that they didn't like it, but their reasoning is like really... It's not like relevant, right? They gave it like a six.

Steve-O: Oh, 6-7!

SinkorSwim: Everybody's like, all right, it's like a six, seven. and That's like what it's scoring.

Steve-O: six seven

IGOTTADUMP: a

SinkorSwim: No one does that anymore, Steve.

Steve-O: oh six sevenvin

SinkorSwim: hey

IGOTTADUMP: six seven

SinkorSwim: But ah yeah, thank you. um No, but apparently like the guy's complaint, he's like... There's ludonarrative dissonance between me and playing this game. And people are like, it's a fucking boomer shooter with cartoon characters.

SinkorSwim: What are you fucking talking about?

IGOTTADUMP: Ludo narrative...

SinkorSwim: Like dissonance?

IGOTTADUMP: What?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's a term basically that's like, it was made popular.

Steve-O: It's... it's

SinkorSwim: Like think of like Uncharted 2, Chris, where it's like Drake's running around, kills 500 dudes in a level. And then as cut scene where he's like making quips and it's like what he does in the gameplay doesn't really match the cut scene.

IGOTTADUMP: Okay. Oh, oh. yeah The tone is off between the cutscenes.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. And somebody's complaining about that in this.

IGOTTADUMP: Um, well, no, because it's

SinkorSwim: Oh no. Oh no. You're the IGN guy.

IGOTTADUMP: No, no, I disagree with them. That's not, like, the tone is, it's silly but violent on on purpose.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. No, and like he said that and it's just like, it's not noir enough. And the guy's like, what the fuck? It's a boomer shooter, dude. Like,

Steve-O: He wanted L.A. Noire a mouse P.I.,

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I don't know what this guy wanted. And I haven't really watched it. my I just watched some YouTuber tear down. But, like, apparently IGN's getting...

IGOTTADUMP: It's like an action noir. It's an action noir.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know?

IGOTTADUMP: That's how I would describe it.

SinkorSwim: It's fine. But, yeah, that's the... and want Well, ah do are you liking it? You're you're vibing with it?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, i mean I'm enjoying my my time with it.

SinkorSwim: Okay. Okay.

IGOTTADUMP: it's so The thing, though, which is i think every boomer shooter is kind of measured by, is um there's a point with every boomer shooter, i don't know if this happens with you gentlemen, but there's a point where I get really bored.

IGOTTADUMP: And um it's usually, i'd say, within 10 15 hours.

Steve-O: and

IGOTTADUMP: If you hit that sweet spot for a boomer shooter, you're you're in gold.

SinkorSwim: No, I get that.

IGOTTADUMP: You're you're you' solid gold. Anything over that, though?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, boy.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: I get it.

IGOTTADUMP: That's, like, bad. It gets bad.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, like unless there's like a lot, unless there's something else going on under the hood, like an RPG mechanic.

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

SinkorSwim: But if it's just like bolt gun, the first bolt gun was like really getting there and then it ended.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, it was close. And it was, like, ended perfectly, right?

SinkorSwim: was close.

Steve-O: Right across the plate, just in time.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Where... Needed it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, honestly, it really did.

Steve-O: That

SinkorSwim: um But yeah.

Steve-O: was one of my problems Doom Eternal. Doom Eternal, I felt the levels were just too long.

IGOTTADUMP: i agree 100%. i agree 100%.

SinkorSwim: I agree.

Steve-O: It's awesome, but like, just not.

IGOTTADUMP: A million percent.

SinkorSwim: Did you guys ever play Dark Ages?

Steve-O: Not my jam. Nah.

SinkorSwim: Solid, solid game.

IGOTTADUMP: I was worried.

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

IGOTTADUMP: i was worried it would fall into that pitfall.

SinkorSwim: that game's like 30, 40 bucks. I think it's worth it, but I get it. And, ah what were going to say?

Steve-O: Oh, sorry. ah I don't know if we talked about this, ah but the other day was ah Alien Day and they made a announcement.

SinkorSwim: Sorry.

Steve-O: ah They dropped a teaser trailer for Alien Isolation 2 made by Creative Assembly and Sega.

SinkorSwim: Oh.

Steve-O: So back to the OG squad. So.

SinkorSwim: That's pretty slick.

SinkorSwim: That's not bad. That's not bad at all.

IGOTTADUMP: That's good news.

Steve-O: Not bad.

IGOTTADUMP: That is good news.

Steve-O: i'll put the teaser up for you.

SinkorSwim: All right, yeah. And then the final thing I have on this list, and a and again, maybe more for John, but he's not here. a New character, Ingrid, gameplay trailer for Street Fighter VI.

SinkorSwim: The only thing I'm going to say about this is, like, Ingrid just seems like a completely different... It seems like a guest character for an anime that I've never heard of.

IGOTTADUMP: Did you see the comparison between her and and Saga on the screen?

SinkorSwim: You know what I mean?

SinkorSwim: No. Oh, are they? It's just...

IGOTTADUMP: Well, he's seven foot seven and she's five foot.

SinkorSwim: Jesus. Hell yeah.

Steve-O: Oh my gosh.

IGOTTADUMP: so he's fucking two feet.

SinkorSwim: Well, you know, I'll talk about the actual interesting thing. Apparently um there's a rumor that Tifa is going to be a Street Fighter 6 character.

Steve-O: Yeah, I've been hearing that. and John was again against it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Again, yeah.

Steve-O: He said, no, no.

SinkorSwim: You know what? Sorry. Dude, Tifa in the RE engine? In the goon and the Goon engine itself? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Like, i'm not going to play that.

SinkorSwim: Get out of here.

IGOTTADUMP: I mean, if anybody's going to be in I guess Tifa is...

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I feel like you you do Leon next drop and you're gold.

SinkorSwim: so this this

IGOTTADUMP: Mmm.

SinkorSwim: yeah So this is interesting, though, because like this is isolation because it's like a pay phone.

Steve-O: Yeah, that's the little save the little save spots. Remember in isolation one?

IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, but it looks like a.

IGOTTADUMP: It got to Earth. It got to Earth.

SinkorSwim: Yes. All right.

Steve-O: You go to the emergency phone and save from them.

IGOTTADUMP: Or probably probably got to a colony that's being ah that's being terraformed because of the rain.

SinkorSwim: You know what Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, maybe.

SinkorSwim: I did try to get into that first game. i couldn't. ah struggled I

Steve-O: That's one where it's like a horror game in that like stalker perspective, but it's like a 10 plus hour game. So it's a lot. It could be like, there's definitely a point of that game where you're like, all right, I want to finish this, but also I've been being hunted for the past 10 hours.

Steve-O: So

IGOTTADUMP: And it's not just the alien, it's the fucking ah robots.

Steve-O: of what were they called? The fix it Joes or something.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, Joe Fix-It's, I think.

Steve-O: They were such a creepy design. Like,

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, that was great. That was so cool.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. so I mean, honestly, if they like nail that, if they nail that mix a little bit. Because i I vibed with everything except playing it, frankly.

SinkorSwim: i was like, this is cool. I do dig it, but it's... Yeah.

Steve-O: um I'm hoping like 12 years removed from the original with like more people kind of jumping into the horror like genre again with like Resident Evil and all these like PC games they take away a lot more from that and bring it to this sequel

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Well...

IGOTTADUMP: I think you're going to get colonial marines and and a gun at some point.

SinkorSwim: Ooh.

IGOTTADUMP: So that's probably going to make the game a little different.

SinkorSwim: think at some point, you kind of have to, right?

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Fuck it.

IGOTTADUMP: Certainly.

SinkorSwim: And the hook should be, you kill one, and then you find out there's more.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, totally. You're going to kill one in the most awful, terrifying way possible. And there's going to be like a hive of them. And you're to be like, boo.

Steve-O: oh no

SinkorSwim: What is...

IGOTTADUMP: Uh-oh.

Steve-O: o i move of oh

SinkorSwim: what is low

IGOTTADUMP: That's a layup. That's your layup.

Steve-O: oh no

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, shit. It's going to be Ernest. He's going to be the main character.

Steve-O: What do you mean, Vern?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, well, yeah, that is that is it.

IGOTTADUMP: Alien. husband earlier

SinkorSwim: That's two weeks of news. Thank you for suffering through my sniffles. But yeah, I think that's all I got.

Steve-O: I thought you were crying the whole time I thought you were passionate.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, you work, Ryan.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you guys did think I was i wasn't. I wasn't sobbing.

Steve-O: You're not passionate?

SinkorSwim: i was being a man.

Steve-O: You don't care about what you talk about?

SinkorSwim: Nah. don't give a fuck, bro.

Steve-O: Do you watch any of WrestleMania, Devin?

SinkorSwim: No, i that's what I wanted to ask you. um i I was following on Twitter.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: I heard night two was much better night. One was night two was much better, but I also saw some pushback.

Steve-O: Night 2 was much better.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Some guy was because the big drama, Chris was there.

Steve-O: a lot of drama.

SinkorSwim: It's all ads. No match.

Steve-O: It was all dude.

SinkorSwim: on

Steve-O: It was all ads.

IGOTTADUMP: ads.

SinkorSwim: What?

Steve-O: Like, so because Netflix has Netflix with ads and you know, that's one of their service tiers. People who have Netflix and watch internationally, they get, they get served ads.

Steve-O: So the problem is if you have Netflix with no ads, or if you're in the States and you're watching on the ESPN unlimited app, which costs $30, it's $30 app.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh,

Steve-O: a thirty dollars app

SinkorSwim: On top of ESPN plus.

Steve-O: you yeah you just sit there as a screen like just plays this little like three second animation that says be right back

IGOTTADUMP: Oh, yeah. That's what fucking Red Zone was like, too. NFL Red Zone.

Steve-O: it sucks dude it sucks because it's like hmm

IGOTTADUMP: I was watching that.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, yeah. And they got they got in trouble because what NFL Red Zone used to do, which was really great, was they would transition to another game during commercial breaks.

Steve-O: Oh.

IGOTTADUMP: But they stopped doing that and started putting that fucking placard up.

Steve-O: Oh my god.

SinkorSwim: Oh, that's awful, dude.

IGOTTADUMP: And it stinks now.

Steve-O: That stinks.

IGOTTADUMP: ha, ha.

Steve-O: Like, this is the thing, right? Like when you watch a WrestleMania, I think the thing about WrestleMania and they might have just not forgotten it. Like they are being run by different people. Now Vince McMahon's out um is the fact that with WrestleMania, that's a lot of the time where people just come to wrestling and watch like they can have no like input on wrestling throughout the year, but they'll still watch WrestleMania.

Steve-O: And I think one of the pivotal things is you show why the people are fighting the match buildups, the fancy fun promo card packages. And they didn't do that this year.

Steve-O: Only one match got that two matches got that. And that was the main events.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, even that first main event I heard was just like so like, if you're plotting out like a wrestling match, they're like just random shit was happening.

Steve-O: It wasn't great.

Steve-O: They just chalk filled it with celebrities, even though they didn't need to.

IGOTTADUMP: is this Is this the greatest punishment for Vince McMahon to watch this and know that his company is turning into this?

Steve-O: It was

Steve-O: Um, maybe it might be.

SinkorSwim: But apparently some people are like, we should bring Vince back. It's like, no, no

Steve-O: bring Vince back.

IGOTTADUMP: He kind of deserves this a little bit before he dies.

Steve-O: but Yeah. but the he He needs a little bit of a, just like, this is your life.

IGOTTADUMP: Be humbled. Yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: 100%.

Steve-O: Um, but,

SinkorSwim: But yeah, I heard night one was kind of butt, but night two was much better.

Steve-O: Night one was but night two. Night two opened up with Obafemi versus Brock Lesnar. And let me just say, wow, they set Obafemi up to be the next big thing. It was awesome.

Steve-O: And ah like it, you know how Brock Lesnar's matches are like Brock Lesnar beats you up for like 30 minutes or not even 30 minutes, like 10 minutes. And then he just like wins or like you get lucky and win.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I mean, but hasn't he been on a run where like he just refuses to work more than like five minutes at this point?

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: Because he's like, I'm going to wrestle.

Steve-O: us

SinkorSwim: But he was wrestling guys at Goldberg who also couldn't wrestle more than five minutes.

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: So it's like, it worked out.

Steve-O: Yeah. Obafemi basically came in and Brock Lesnar tried to do Brock Lesnar stuff to him and Obafemi just was not selling it.

Steve-O: He was getting hit with clotheslines. It just it made him look like an unstoppable juggernaut. And then immediately afterwards, Brock Lesnar took his boots off.

IGOTTADUMP: Hmm.

Steve-O: He took his gloves off, left him in the ring. He he basically was like, I'm done. I'm i'm retiring. I'm out.

IGOTTADUMP: Yeah, I saw that video.

Steve-O: Yeah, dude, it's crazy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: And then, you know, that was one of the major highlights. There was a ton of other awesome matches that night. But the best thing on the card that made me go like, all right, even though this WrestleMania kind of stunk because of the ad stuff, the finale of night two with Roman Reigns and CM Punk, it was a genuine five star match.

Steve-O: They told such a good story, such a good back and forth. Just good, good stuff all around. It made me be like, oh yeah, okay. Wrestling can still be awesome, but they just need to figure out like the person managing it.

SinkorSwim: All you need is like CM Punk and some other guy who's dope as shit.

Steve-O: Right.

IGOTTADUMP: Who is managing the WWE now?

Steve-O: Well, right now it's a ah company called TKO owns both w WWE and UFC.

SinkorSwim: But is this guy Nick Khan, right?

Steve-O: Nick Khan, yeah. And ah his he's got a deal where he's like, oh, you know what? let's put We're going to put some celebrities in the matches. And and and I'm really going to sell Pat McAfee as the next Sylvester Stallone, he says.

IGOTTADUMP: Ugh. Ugh.

Steve-O: um And so it's just like a bunch of stuff that doesn't need to be there that just keeps filling the works. but So I'm going to give a score for WrestleMania.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: WrestleMania at night one, i was I'm going to give a kill. WrestleMania night two, I'm gonna give a good set.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Man, so I guess it averages out to a fuck.

Steve-O: Right. Yeah. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. All right. Cool.

Steve-O: But that's it. I think we should wrap up just because we're going late. And I, you know, I know we got stuff to do tomorrow. So.

SinkorSwim: Says you.

IGOTTADUMP: yeah I gotta make a bunch of bagels.

SinkorSwim: Says you. Yeah, I gotta go. ah Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

IGOTTADUMP: You're not making any bagels?

SinkorSwim: can play Alan Wake. they got to play Alan Wake too.

IGOTTADUMP: Oh.

SinkorSwim: Again.

Steve-O: All right, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Not tomorrow. Next week. Bye.

IGOTTADUMP: See you tomorrow.

SinkorSwim: the ah it See you in six hours.