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Blind Ranking: Action Stars
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Chris, Devon, and Steve blind rank random action movie stars!
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Introduction and Banter
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SinkorSwim
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of April 27, 2026.
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Steve-O
Thank you.
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SinkorSwim
How are you doing? we took a little We took a little break last week, but we are back. I'm a little stuffy. Apologies. I sound the... It's up in there.
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SinkorSwim
it's It's swirling around. But anyway, my name is Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.
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IGOTTADUMP
I thought you said your name was I'm a little stuffy. Galani here.
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SinkorSwim
Steve O'Tiri.
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Steve-O
Hi, calling in from the White House Correspondents Dinner. It's going to be a lovely night here. i'm ah I'm ready to see all the big stars.
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IGOTTADUMP
Pre-recorded.
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SinkorSwim
And the man that just went sprinting past Steve O'Tiri and security guard, John Suarez.
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IGOTTADUMP
steve's pre-recorded
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Steve-O
Whoa! There's the Naruto Runner!
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SinkorSwim
Oh, actually, John is still, he sprinted all the way to the baby mart to hang out with the baby still.
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Steve-O
um Yeah.
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Steve-O
John is still with Child, so...
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SinkorSwim
I'm officially, no, I'm officially over it.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh,
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Steve-O
Oh, you're done. You've moved past.
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SinkorSwim
I'm this baby.
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IGOTTADUMP
Devin's upset.
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SinkorSwim
This baby's got a we got to do something about this.
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IGOTTADUMP
Devin's hot. Devin's hot. Came in hot about this. You
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SinkorSwim
Guys, come on. As a unit, we need to text them right now. I'm going to say we were all talking about it and we think you need to make a decision.
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IGOTTADUMP
did.
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Steve-O
That's maternity leave, man. Come on.
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SinkorSwim
You got to pick.
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Steve-O
Devin's the boss that would be like, you got to be in that next week or else...
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SinkorSwim
You got pick one. Dude. Yeah. Hey, hey, I didn't I didn't sign the the policy. You signed the policy. I just wrote it. OK.
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SinkorSwim
So I don't have kids.
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Steve-O
if If you were the godfather of the child, would you have a little bit more of a lenient stance?
Pop Culture Debates
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SinkorSwim
You know what? I might already be a godfather and I cannot remember.
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IGOTTADUMP
Uh-oh.
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Steve-O
yeah Your spoodles. Your spoodles son.
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IGOTTADUMP
Spoodles?
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SinkorSwim
Spoodle.
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Steve-O
yeah
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SinkorSwim
Some Spoodle's son.
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IGOTTADUMP
Spoodles Kopech?
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Steve-O
yeah Your spoodles son's godfather. The spoodles come back.
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SinkorSwim
is it Is that a
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IGOTTADUMP
I know that guy!
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SinkorSwim
it is it worse way Is it worse to forget that you were a godfather or to think that you were a godfather but then realize like you weren't?
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Steve-O
It doesn't mean as much in modern day. I feel like back in the day, people made more of a ah big deal about it.
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IGOTTADUMP
I think it's it's peak moment was in the seventies, obviously.
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SinkorSwim
I'll be honest. my only my only thinking yeah My only thinking is the godfather is becomes the new owner of the child if both the parents die.
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Steve-O
Yes. Oh my goodness.
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SinkorSwim
And that was my only thought. That was my only like logic. And I was like, I don't even think that's true though.
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Steve-O
That's what I kind of was like led to believe.
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SinkorSwim
Wouldn't it just go to like an uncle? Cause it's just like a,
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Steve-O
um it Well, come on, you have to think about the terms that we have loaded into it. Like, who would you rather give it to?
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SinkorSwim
let's look it up. i mean
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Steve-O
Uncle or Godfather?
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SinkorSwim
What does it mean?
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IGOTTADUMP
sounds it sounds more important than the father.
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Steve-O
It really does. It's like.
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IGOTTADUMP
You know? When you really break it down.
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SinkorSwim
What does it mean to be a godfather?
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Steve-O
It's too powerful a title.
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SinkorSwim
Male figure chose my parents to take a special lifelong interest in a child's upbringing, mentoring, and spiritual development.
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IGOTTADUMP
I personally think as the godfather, you can throw down like a 25th amendment and take over the position of father.
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SinkorSwim
Ooh, like you're not, you're not spiritually developing this child enough.
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Steve-O
ah Okay.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
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Steve-O
you've You've made it my task to make sure that I raise this child right alongside you.
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IGOTTADUMP
I will take your wife. I will take your son.
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Steve-O
I'll take your land.
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IGOTTADUMP
I will take your home. Like everything. you got everything.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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Steve-O
That's like ah like Piccolo was a godfather.
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IGOTTADUMP
that how that works in Dragon Ball?
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Steve-O
He did that. He took away go Gohan.
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IGOTTADUMP
I had no idea.
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SinkorSwim
I mean, he kind of chose to be the godfather, though. It's not like
Summer Movies and Marketing
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SinkorSwim
Goku said, I want you to watch my... Maybe he did. I could be misremembering. Shit. Steve, you might be on to something.
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IGOTTADUMP
I personally think as a godfather, you can basically pull like a Terminator 2 where you're like, i need your I need your boots.
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SinkorSwim
Is Piccolo...
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IGOTTADUMP
I need your pants. i need your ah You can just take everything.
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Steve-O
yeah
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SinkorSwim
Gohan's
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IGOTTADUMP
Walking naked, basically.
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SinkorSwim
Godfather.
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Steve-O
As the godfather of your child, I am declaring you no longer the father of the child.
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IGOTTADUMP
Give me boots. I need your bike.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you can declare it
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SinkorSwim
I mean, he is widely considered Gohan's adoptive father figure, mentor, and second dad. Doesn't say Godfather, though.
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Steve-O
Doesn't say godfather.
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IGOTTADUMP
Takes two dads nowadays.
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SinkorSwim
But he's the dad who stepped up, right?
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IGOTTADUMP
I make a go, huh?
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Steve-O
he is.
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IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, well, that's the one that matters, right? Of course. um
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SinkorSwim
I love that shirt.
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IGOTTADUMP
Are you crying, Devin?
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SinkorSwim
No, I'm very...
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Steve-O
yeah you tell you
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IGOTTADUMP
i I thought I heard, like, sobbing or something.
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SinkorSwim
astonish I'm extremely...
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Steve-O
It sounded like Devin was looking at Dragon Ball Z images and crying.
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IGOTTADUMP
like
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SinkorSwim
i yeah
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IGOTTADUMP
um Calm down, man.
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SinkorSwim
just fucking love Piccolo so much.
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Steve-O
He was the dad who stepped up, man.
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IGOTTADUMP
I get it. It's it's tough shit.
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SinkorSwim
No, mentioned at the top, i am very, very stuffy today.
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay, all right, just a second.
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SinkorSwim
i Dude, I hit...
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Steve-O
Yeah, me too. Me too.
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SinkorSwim
It's just...
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IGOTTADUMP
Just wanted to make sure here.
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SinkorSwim
It's shame it's raining. It's not. What are talking about? that's what That's a super sick line in ah in an anime. I watched Full Metal Alchemist.
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SinkorSwim
They're at a funeral.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you want to hear a super sick line from a movie that matters?
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SinkorSwim
And he's like, it's a shame about all the rain.
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Steve-O
What's the line?
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SinkorSwim
And they're like, oh, what? don't know.
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IGOTTADUMP
Doesn't have to rain all the time.
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Steve-O
Oh, dude, Crow. That's the fucking Crow, dude.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's a crow, baby! It's a fucking crow, baby!
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Steve-O
Or, or ah you know, like Blade Runner.
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SinkorSwim
I'll tell you this.
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Steve-O
Blade Runner, like, you know, Tears in the Rain. There's there's another one.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, but that's not...
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Steve-O
Fullmetal Alchemist.
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SinkorSwim
I would say Fullmetal Alchemist is more... Maybe not.
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Steve-O
Dude, say it.
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SinkorSwim
Maybe not.
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Steve-O
Dude, just say whatever nonsense you're about to say.
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SinkorSwim
was to say, more influential to anime than The Crow is to film.
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Steve-O
Okay.
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay, so I'm going to come to where I know where you live.
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Steve-O
Oh. o
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SinkorSwim
Really? You're going Over The Crow?
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IGOTTADUMP
So i I'm going to come.
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Steve-O
Devin.
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SinkorSwim
Over Brandon Lee's The Crow, Chris?
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Steve-O
Okay, Devin.
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IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to come.
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Steve-O
Okay, Devin. Now, hold on. I'm going to say, Devin, that the crow...
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IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to play a guitar really sadly.
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SinkorSwim
yeah
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Steve-O
And I'm going to eat bullets.
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SinkorSwim
yeah i'm gonna swallow bullets with liquor
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Steve-O
I would say that the crow is more influential to your life, Devin, to all of our lives rather than full metal alchemist.
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IGOTTADUMP
I'd say so too. One million percent yes.
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SinkorSwim
i don't know man i wasn't a big crow guy wait
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IGOTTADUMP
Wouldn't have The Matrix. Wouldn't have Dark City. Wouldn't have Lord of the Rings.
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Steve-O
You wouldn't have fucking, you wouldn't have sting Devin.
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SinkorSwim
wait i'm sorry
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Steve-O
You wouldn't have WCW sting.
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IGOTTADUMP
Walk it back, Devin.
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SinkorSwim
I'm not walking back. lord How does the crow give me the Lord of the Rings, Chris?
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IGOTTADUMP
I didn't think you would hear that ever, Steve.
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SinkorSwim
You think I'd hear that? The only cool thing you mentioned?
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IGOTTADUMP
Steve, yes. ah
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Steve-O
Now, now, hold on, now, hold on, now, hold on. We could all agree that Freddy Krueger is the most important thing in our lives.
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IGOTTADUMP
Again, i don't debate that, but I also think...
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SinkorSwim
No, no.
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Steve-O
Because, no, because genuinely, that is your connection to Lord of the Rings.
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SinkorSwim
That that one, out I'll stand on that, yeah.
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Steve-O
Without Freddy Krueger, we would not have New Line Cinema making Lord of the Rings, not choosing Peter Jackson.
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SinkorSwim
Or Mortal Kombat.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's fair.
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Steve-O
you can get me at combat mortal combat 2 by the way out in theaters uh real soon uh small popcorn um small cola combo if you want
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IGOTTADUMP
are they Is and Street Fighter coming out the same day?
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SinkorSwim
No.
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IGOTTADUMP
Wouldn't that be a thing?
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Steve-O
that would be mortal monday man just put this this you would that would be fight day
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SinkorSwim
mor Why Monday?
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IGOTTADUMP
you would you you know You would divide two groups of people, but make a shitload of money, regardless.
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SinkorSwim
move
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SinkorSwim
Let's see. Let me fight night. Come on.
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IGOTTADUMP
Fight night.
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SinkorSwim
Jesus. So May 8th is Mortal Kombat 2 or May 7th.
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Steve-O
That makes me...
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SinkorSwim
If you're sicko like me, Street Fighter movie is
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
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SinkorSwim
but but papa October. Dude, we got a minute.
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IGOTTADUMP
Holy shit, really?
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Steve-O
That's... that They advertised it like it was coming out like this month.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
That's like a perfect summer movie. What are they doing?
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Steve-O
ba It's a bad movie.
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SinkorSwim
It's jammed up.
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Steve-O
you could just You could just see it from the outset.
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IGOTTADUMP
Well, Steve, of course. Of course.
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Steve-O
Come on. Come on.
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IGOTTADUMP
But I mean, you know, you put that in like June, July, you got money.
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SinkorSwim
You know, ken let's let's look it up. What is summer looking like here?
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Steve-O
I'd rather see an eight twenty four Street Fighter movie.
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SinkorSwim
Let's see.
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IGOTTADUMP
That would be interesting.
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SinkorSwim
here
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IGOTTADUMP
A lot of pining on...
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SinkorSwim
let's see
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IGOTTADUMP
on in you know introspective conflict about guile's haircut
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SinkorSwim
Well, to be fair, they do say the summer starts. The the summer starts with Mortal Kombat 2.
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Steve-O
Are you wait, hold on. are Wait, is.
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SinkorSwim
They say kick off the summer with Mortal Kombat 2.
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Steve-O
So Zach k Crager's Resident Evil movie comes out before Street Fighter, which they've been marketing for like the past year.
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IGOTTADUMP
which is wild
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Steve-O
Because Resident Evil comes out September 18th.
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IGOTTADUMP
Motherfucker got nominated for Academy Award last year. God, Resident Evil movie coming out this year.
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Steve-O
It's so funny to me because people will be like, oh, another Resident Evil movie.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude.
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IGOTTADUMP
That's...
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SinkorSwim
Hey, we just got a clay face. Dude,
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Steve-O
It's going to be bad. And I'm the guy who goes, no, it's Zach Crager. It's going to be, it's probably going to be banger.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, you're shaking your finger.
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Steve-O
I'm shaking my finger because the people keep coming to me and they keep going like, that's going to be bad.
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IGOTTADUMP
You're like, no, no. No, no. no no
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Steve-O
It doesn't have anything to do with the games. I'm like, yeah, but it's Zach Krieger.
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SinkorSwim
dude I'm going to lie.
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Steve-O
y'all see Y'all seen Weapons?
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SinkorSwim
This summer is looking pretty weak.
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Steve-O
we Are you so saying week Week
Movie Predictions and Reviews
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Steve-O
Cinema Summer?
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IGOTTADUMP
Well, yeah, because you got Doomsday and Dune coming out in December, which is kind of crazy.
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SinkorSwim
like
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Steve-O
oh
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh, that's...
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SinkorSwim
And then, like, all right, so this is the... sun and let's let's Let's do the thing. Let's count in May, right?
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Steve-O
Right.
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SinkorSwim
So you got Mortal Kombat. um You got Star Wars, Mandalorian, and Grogu, which I don't think is going to do well.
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IGOTTADUMP
heard bad buzz about that one.
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SinkorSwim
ah Backrooms, which isn't really a summer blockbuster. Then we got Master...
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IGOTTADUMP
We'll see if actually i might push back on that one a little bit.
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SinkorSwim
All right. alright We got it Masters of the Universe, Scary Movie in June, Disclosure Day, which we'll see. We'll see.
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SinkorSwim
um
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Steve-O
I'm put something out there. I'm going put a prediction out there.
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SinkorSwim
Okay.
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Steve-O
i am putting out into the world that Masters of the Universe is going to tank.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh boy.
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Steve-O
It's going to be a box office bomb.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah. Do you know how disappointed I was when I read that?
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IGOTTADUMP
What about Ram man?
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SinkorSwim
um What's his name was in that? Idris Elba. I was like, oh, man.
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IGOTTADUMP
Is in Masters of the Universe?
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, he plays man in arms.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh boy.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, and I was like, dude, fire your agent. Or just say no.
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IGOTTADUMP
He's...
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SinkorSwim
Like, I don't know. say no What do you want?
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IGOTTADUMP
He's building a super eco-city in Sierra Leone. You know that?
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Steve-O
if people kept offering me big budget blockbuster money to be in shitty movies i would be in them i'm not above that
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SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah. All right.
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IGOTTADUMP
Alright, what would be your tap out, though?
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Steve-O
well give me name me some like franchises where like if you if i got like okay yeah yeah i'm listening
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IGOTTADUMP
all right. Well, I'll play a little easy softball with you first. ah Emoji Movie 2. You got play the turd.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah, you're revoicing the turd because the original turd actor got canceled.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Jordan Peele didn't want to do it.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Well, you know, to be fair, like this is my first role in a big budget movie. So yeah, I'm in.
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SinkorSwim
Okay.
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IGOTTADUMP
All right. Cool. Cool. Lion King.
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Steve-O
yeah, I'd definitely be in Lion King.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Kings.
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Steve-O
Oh, Lion King's with the dollar sign.
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SinkorSwim
Ooh. With a Z. Yeah, it ends with a Z.
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IGOTTADUMP
you You're going to play Scar's son that nobody knows about.
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Steve-O
Yo, Scarf.
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IGOTTADUMP
But he's super fat and you have to gain like 80 pounds to play the role.
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Steve-O
so Okay.
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SinkorSwim
let you wait
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Steve-O
So I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fat scar.
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SinkorSwim
so So your vocal cords sound fat, yeah.
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Steve-O
Scarf. Cause I'm always scarfing down food.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Scar.
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SinkorSwim
see
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IGOTTADUMP
That's a good one.
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Steve-O
Yes.
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SinkorSwim
I hate how good that is, damn it.
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Shit. All right. sure alright um
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SinkorSwim
ah You know, you're going to be in the... um the
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IGOTTADUMP
Anal pain. Five. You'd be voicing. No, that's two.
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SinkorSwim
No, no, Steve, you're going to be the big guy in the Mighty Max movie that comes out.
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IGOTTADUMP
They wouldn't make that.
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Steve-O
Yo, I'll be the big guy.
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SinkorSwim
All right.
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Steve-O
Come on, dude. I go i got a goatee in everything. Yeah.
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SinkorSwim
Okay. You'll be Archibald or something.
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Steve-O
The big guy.
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SinkorSwim
He has like a really...
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Steve-O
The big guy.
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SinkorSwim
What is that guy's name? The big guy.
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IGOTTADUMP
yeah
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SinkorSwim
Mighty Max...
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Steve-O
Can I offer you guys both a a role?
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IGOTTADUMP
Alright, you got something? You got a roll for us that we might turn down?
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SinkorSwim
Norman. Sorry. That was the guy's name.
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Steve-O
Grogu's three dads.
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IGOTTADUMP
Steve has no fucking no no they' shames, though.
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SinkorSwim
Grogu's what?
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Steve-O
So you'll be Grogu's two actual dads.
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IGOTTADUMP
he's got two dads.
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Steve-O
Two dads.
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SinkorSwim
I guess so.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, right? we got We got Chris and then we got me, the dad who stepped up.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you know what? Because that would be
00:12:54
SinkorSwim
The Mandalorian.
00:12:55
Steve-O
Well, one of you would be...
00:12:56
IGOTTADUMP
No, I thought we were like in a, in a we were we're a couple and we're looking for our child.
00:12:59
SinkorSwim
Oh, we're just partners.
00:12:59
Steve-O
yeah yeah, you're a couple. I'm saying you're the two dads.
00:13:01
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:13:01
Steve-O
Yeah. One of you...
00:13:02
IGOTTADUMP
Like, oh, you found our baby! Like that kind of thing.
00:13:04
SinkorSwim
the old
00:13:05
Steve-O
and Yeah, yeah. So it's um one of you is named Speed Hexagon and the other is Mud the Hut. So you guys have to discuss which one of you will play.
00:13:18
SinkorSwim
I'll be mud. I'll take the bullet.
00:13:19
Steve-O
Oh, you'll do it.
00:13:19
IGOTTADUMP
um No, wait, hold Like, you can't just take it.
00:13:22
SinkorSwim
No, sorry. Sorry.
00:13:23
IGOTTADUMP
No, fuck you, Devin.
00:13:24
SinkorSwim
No, mud the hut, dude.
00:13:25
IGOTTADUMP
i'm not being speed hexagon. That sounds retarded.
00:13:30
IGOTTADUMP
Sorry for the R word, but it did.
00:13:31
SinkorSwim
Yo, you're about to get replaced by steve the Idris Elba for the poop emoji. I'm about to cancel you, dude.
00:13:37
IGOTTADUMP
You know what?
00:13:39
Steve-O
Wait, did Eat Your Cell Ball play the poop emoji?
00:13:41
SinkorSwim
No.
00:13:41
IGOTTADUMP
No, Jordan Peele did.
00:13:44
Steve-O
Damn.
00:13:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I know.
00:13:45
SinkorSwim
I didn't even know that. That's upsetting that you have that information at your in your brain.
00:13:48
IGOTTADUMP
Well, he there he had an interview where he was like, that's where I decided to not be an actor anymore.
00:13:54
Steve-O
That makes sense.
00:13:54
SinkorSwim
Oh, it was before he like...
00:13:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:13:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, that's a good one.
00:13:58
IGOTTADUMP
Which is awesome. That's a great story.
00:13:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's a pretty solid... I can't do this anymore.
00:14:03
IGOTTADUMP
And it, like, he's like, well, yeah it also, like, he he goes makes a couple jokes about how, like, fucking racist it is that he's the shit emoji, too. Because he's the only black guy on the cast. This is all, it's, oh, it's lovely. Anyway.
00:14:17
IGOTTADUMP
ah
00:14:18
SinkorSwim
All right, let me just blow through this still.
00:14:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
00:14:21
SinkorSwim
So we got Disclosure Day, we got Toy Story 5, we got the new Jackass, Supergirl in late June. ah July, Evil Dead Burn, Moana Live Action, The Odyssey.
00:14:36
SinkorSwim
All right, that's ah that's a fairly big boy.
00:14:38
IGOTTADUMP
All right. Yeah, that's going to be a big, big help in the thing.
00:14:39
Steve-O
okay
00:14:40
SinkorSwim
um Brand New Day, late July, August.
00:14:41
IGOTTADUMP
All right.
00:14:44
SinkorSwim
All right, you know maybe
00:14:44
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, now I'm not super pumped for that, but it's going to make money.
00:14:48
SinkorSwim
Maybe I'm being a little harsh, but I don't know. It just doesn't feel like, as of right now, it doesn't feel like there's a lot of heavy hitters.
00:14:57
IGOTTADUMP
It does seem a bit backloaded this year.
00:14:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, I'd agree.
00:15:00
IGOTTADUMP
I agree. I agree. And I think, I personally think they want Doomsday to be in the Oscar conversation.
00:15:11
SinkorSwim
but Yeah, maybe.
00:15:11
IGOTTADUMP
That's why they're releasing it in December.
00:15:13
SinkorSwim
i heard a I heard good things about that trailer, at least. Actually, I heard there was a screener and they were like, it's it it was testing alongside Endgame, which is very good.
00:15:27
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
00:15:28
SinkorSwim
And I was like, all right, dude, I think.
00:15:29
IGOTTADUMP
A screener? Really?
00:15:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like test screenings.
00:15:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, audience test screening?
00:15:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
00:15:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:15:35
SinkorSwim
I mean, take that with a mega grain of salt. But yeah, I would say we are December 18th. I think I'm just going to call out that day.
00:15:50
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's going to be give me a day.
00:15:51
SinkorSwim
I'm not. yeah did you know ah Did you hear about... um I think they're calling it Infinity Screenings or Screens. So because because Dune doesn't have the IMAX license... Or I'm sorry, Dune has the IMAX license.
00:16:09
SinkorSwim
So Avengers Doomsday won't be able to get the IMAX.
00:16:13
IGOTTADUMP
oh
00:16:13
SinkorSwim
They're calling it like Infinity Screens or something, which is literally nothing different.
00:16:16
IGOTTADUMP
a
00:16:17
Steve-O
no, no. eleanor so
00:16:19
SinkorSwim
it's It's just like, yeah, no, this is a...
00:16:23
IGOTTADUMP
You fuckers fucked it up. You didn't put the paperwork in the right time.
00:16:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude.
00:16:27
IGOTTADUMP
And Dune sweeped
00:16:29
SinkorSwim
I still kind of think it's going to change. And i cause like, dude, that IMAX, man, that makes money.
00:16:34
IGOTTADUMP
It might. It might.
00:16:37
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know. Those contracts are pretty set in stone.
00:16:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but they could, Disney could always, like if anyone can just pick a 2027 date, pick of the litter, it's going to be Disney.
00:16:48
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I think they might move it.
00:16:51
SinkorSwim
You think they're going move it up or, or later?
00:16:54
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know. I'm not sure to be to be real with you. I think it is going to get moved, though.
00:16:58
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:17:01
IGOTTADUMP
I just don't see that working out well for them. they Yeah, that sounds stupid.
00:17:04
SinkorSwim
ah Infinity Vision, sorry.
00:17:07
Steve-O
That's dumb.
00:17:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
00:17:11
SinkorSwim
But like, I really don't think it's anything different. They're just calling it that.
00:17:14
IGOTTADUMP
I like to think as Stubbs members, they're going to send us an email being like, they're just regular theaters. Don't don't don't worry about it.
00:17:20
SinkorSwim
I mean, listen, it's just going to be, it's just going to be the Dolby Theater.
00:17:21
Steve-O
Don't buy into it. Don't believe it
00:17:27
SinkorSwim
is fine. I love the Dolby Theater.
00:17:30
IGOTTADUMP
You hear fucking Dr.
00:17:30
SinkorSwim
It's perfectly...
00:17:31
IGOTTADUMP
Doom fart for five minutes straight.
00:17:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:17:35
IGOTTADUMP
You hear it in your seat.
00:17:37
SinkorSwim
I'm into it.
00:17:38
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, my stomach.
00:17:39
SinkorSwim
oh
00:17:40
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, my stomach.
00:17:41
SinkorSwim
Well, anyway, that that was ah that was our our hot and dirty ah summer preview of me going, oh, that's going to be little good.
00:17:46
Steve-O
from a preview uh-huh
00:17:47
SinkorSwim
But, you know, I...
00:17:48
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, down on the summer, hot on the winter.
00:17:48
SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah, you know, give me, like, two weeks where we get some, like,
00:17:56
SinkorSwim
Banger trailers. Like, give me a real trailer for the Odyssey. Give me a Spider-Man, another Spider-Man trailer. It's just like, listen, John's not here to defend it. But hey, that's his, that's him and his baby's fault. But like Supergirl, I just, it's going to be good I'm going to watch it.
00:18:16
SinkorSwim
But like, I don't think Supergirl has the cachet.
00:18:19
Steve-O
it's not a James gun movie, right?
00:18:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know.
00:18:22
Steve-O
That's so it's,
00:18:22
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, it isn't. That's, that's a good, uh, that's a good caveat to it's higher how I'm approaching it, but I, I, I really love, I love that story.
00:18:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Like, I'm going to see it, you know, but.
00:18:34
IGOTTADUMP
They're adapting. So I, I, I have faith that it's going to be a really solid experience.
00:18:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:18:40
SinkorSwim
You're excited for them to ruin it. Yeah.
00:18:42
IGOTTADUMP
ah Uh, there's just, I just, if they just don't include one, you know how everybody's got one scene, right?
00:18:48
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:18:49
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody's got one scene from a book.
00:18:50
Steve-O
one scene
00:18:51
IGOTTADUMP
Or a comic. You're like, they gotta put that one scene in it. Or it just loses the whole idea of it. The spirit of it. Maybe. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it.
00:19:02
SinkorSwim
You know what?
00:19:02
IGOTTADUMP
Maybe it's a bias.
00:19:03
SinkorSwim
I think you're going to end that movie saying too much Lobo.
00:19:06
IGOTTADUMP
um I don't like Lobo.
00:19:07
SinkorSwim
Way too much Lobo.
00:19:08
Steve-O
and this lobo guy out of here
00:19:08
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not a Lobo fan. am not a Lobo guy. That does kind of suck.
00:19:13
SinkorSwim
That's... um so I don't know if it sucks, but...
00:19:14
IGOTTADUMP
That does kind of suck.
00:19:18
IGOTTADUMP
I just don't like Lobo. I mean, he's just a Wolverine ripoff, really.
00:19:23
SinkorSwim
I mean, fair.
00:19:24
IGOTTADUMP
Like, attitude-wise.
00:19:25
SinkorSwim
and he And he lost to Wolverine in the Amalgam Universe battle in the 90s.
00:19:29
Steve-O
The Amalgons, yeah.
00:19:34
IGOTTADUMP
i mean, listen, you know most characters are ripoffs of one Marvel or DC character in their perspective Marvel or DC comic.
00:19:40
SinkorSwim
I don't know what you're talking about.
00:19:41
IGOTTADUMP
But I just think Lobo is the worst ripoff.
00:19:41
SinkorSwim
loud What are you? What?
00:19:48
SinkorSwim
Fair.
00:19:48
IGOTTADUMP
Like, it didn't do it as well.
00:19:49
SinkorSwim
That's fair. They just, guys, we just did nail it this time. Sorry. Ooh. All right.
00:19:57
IGOTTADUMP
Prove me wrong, Jason Momoa.
00:19:57
SinkorSwim
Anyway.
00:20:00
IGOTTADUMP
Prove me wrong.
00:20:02
SinkorSwim
Well, you know, I i will say, i will say there's been a lot of, um,
00:20:03
Steve-O
No.
00:20:04
IGOTTADUMP
ah
00:20:08
SinkorSwim
That, ah you know, they keep changing the editors. They keep changing the score in that movie. Like, I just, I do feel like they're struggling to, it they don't sound confident in terms of what that movie is supposed to be.
00:20:24
SinkorSwim
It seems like they're they're still working on getting that vibe, which is,
00:20:28
IGOTTADUMP
Something that's coming out recently had pretty doo-doo test screenings. I'm trying to remember what what it was.
00:20:34
SinkorSwim
was Michael?
00:20:35
IGOTTADUMP
No, it was not Michael. that That carries its own drama, but that's not like test screening stuff.
00:20:37
SinkorSwim
No.
00:20:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:20:41
IGOTTADUMP
I forget what it was.
00:20:42
SinkorSwim
Was it ah was it here? How recent? you We talking a few weeks?
00:20:48
IGOTTADUMP
It was something I, yeah, reading within the last couple of days. That's a movie that is coming out.
00:20:54
SinkorSwim
Super. Oh, ah all right. Well, look, we'll take a look. We got a.
00:20:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Remind me.
00:20:59
SinkorSwim
We got Hokum Animal Farm, Deepwater.
00:21:00
IGOTTADUMP
Ring a bell.
00:21:02
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, well, Animal Farm I heard is is dog water.
00:21:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:05
IGOTTADUMP
That I did hear is dog water.
00:21:07
SinkorSwim
We got Mortal Kombat 2. Sheep Detectives? Isn't that, Chris?
00:21:11
IGOTTADUMP
No, I actually heard i heard good things about sheep detectives.
00:21:13
SinkorSwim
I did. you know Can I be honest?
00:21:15
Steve-O
High on sheep detectives.
00:21:16
SinkorSwim
I'll be honest. I've always been into that. Like, I saw that first trailer, and I was like, you know what?
00:21:19
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:21:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah, fuck it.
00:21:23
IGOTTADUMP
that That seems like a fun flick.
00:21:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah. ah
00:21:26
IGOTTADUMP
I agree. written by Craig Mazin, the writer of Last of Us.
00:21:28
SinkorSwim
Obsession.
00:21:33
SinkorSwim
okay. Star Wars? Talk about the Mandalorian Grogu?
00:21:37
IGOTTADUMP
Ah, yes, that's what it was.
00:21:37
Steve-O
What are you talking about, Grogu?
00:21:38
SinkorSwim
ah That was it.
00:21:39
IGOTTADUMP
That was the one. Thank you, Devin. Ring, ring, ring. bell Bells have been rung. um Yeah, they I read that the the intro, the first scene, is abhorrently bad.
00:21:52
SinkorSwim
Oh.
00:21:52
IGOTTADUMP
Like the first 10 or 15 minutes...
00:21:54
SinkorSwim
Like the whole probably like the first action scene, you know, they're doing something cool.
00:21:57
IGOTTADUMP
yes it is like up to the point where people were like not booing but actively like doing something in the theater that is watching the movie yes yeah that's that's what i've heard uh about that which is not surprising um
00:22:09
Steve-O
Damn.
00:22:10
SinkorSwim
Wow.
00:22:19
SinkorSwim
Man, talk about a ah concept that was really cool until it like got popular. you know like When the Mandalorian was just like a small scope thing, it was like super cool.
00:22:31
SinkorSwim
Because he was like... he was like
00:22:32
IGOTTADUMP
I think ah you're right.
00:22:33
SinkorSwim
badass and was like, I can bring you in warm or cold, chopping people up.
00:22:35
IGOTTADUMP
I think when they they start when they started incorporating too much into the show, that wasn't...
00:22:42
SinkorSwim
When it became like the lead of the Star Wars universe.
00:22:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that was a bad move. i can't I can't imagine Jon Favreau being for that.
00:22:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Well, I know.
00:22:55
IGOTTADUMP
I just can't. That's ridiculous.
00:22:58
SinkorSwim
It's a shame. ah You know what I saw that is widely considered to be a classic. And I was like, wow, I do not like this movie at all.
00:23:10
SinkorSwim
And that is slap shot. You guys ever see slap shot? Like the seven, the 77 movie, dude, it does not.
00:23:15
IGOTTADUMP
I actually have never seen Slapshot.
00:23:16
Steve-O
That's a...
00:23:21
SinkorSwim
And listen, this is a guy who's never seen slap shot, watching it for the first time in 2026, man, that movie does not age well at all.
00:23:31
IGOTTADUMP
It's a 50 year old movie at this point.
00:23:31
SinkorSwim
Um, Yeah, it has, it stars Paul Newman and Michael Onkian, who is famously the sheriff in Twin Peaks.
00:23:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, interesting.
00:23:44
SinkorSwim
And basically, the the very broad strokes, yeah, the very broad strokes of this is like, you know, this is when they didn't wear helmets.
00:23:47
IGOTTADUMP
Harry Truman.
00:23:54
SinkorSwim
The coach is also a player on the team and stuff like that. And they're playing on this team called the Chiefs. They're really bad. They're going to get sold because the mill in town is closing down, so no one's going to money to buy tickets.
00:24:07
SinkorSwim
So he's like, oh, we got to – Reggie, the the coach, is like, we got to play up you know being goons to make ourselves popular so somebody will buy the team.
00:24:18
IGOTTADUMP
And this is the, not the term goons that we're familiar with.
00:24:19
SinkorSwim
So – You're right, right. This is a original, like hockey goon.
00:24:23
Steve-O
Yeah. Classic goon.
00:24:25
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
00:24:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:24:26
IGOTTADUMP
Let's, let's, let's, let's put that out there right now.
00:24:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:24:28
SinkorSwim
And Ned, who played, you know, the sheriff in Twin Peaks, Ned's character is like, I'm not... There's a scene where he says, I'm not going to goon for you, Reggie. And I was like...
00:24:36
IGOTTADUMP
That's awesome.
00:24:39
SinkorSwim
and
00:24:40
IGOTTADUMP
a
00:24:40
SinkorSwim
And i was like, ah man, what are you going to But, like...
00:24:42
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:24:44
SinkorSwim
And it has those guys that have the glasses, right?
00:24:46
IGOTTADUMP
it's awesome
00:24:47
SinkorSwim
The really thick, ah like, bottle-cooked glasses. They're called the Hanson Brothers.
00:24:51
Steve-O
Oh, the handsome brothers, right?
00:24:52
SinkorSwim
And they're, like... They're just, like... They get put in. they They're new... The owner just, like, you know, hired, you know, drafted these guys. They're like what are we going to do with these guys? And for whatever reason, they're shorthanded, so they bring in the Hanson brothers, and then they just start beating the shit out out of everybody. And then, like, Reggie notices that the crowd's, like, super into it. But it kind of becomes, like, this... Like, they're like, oh, all this violence in hockey's bad, because and Ned's not into it.
00:25:21
SinkorSwim
And... I'm like, yeah, but like they're winning, like they're objectively becoming more popular and winning games because they're just beating the shit out of the other team. And then kind of like becomes like so ridiculous to the point.
00:25:34
SinkorSwim
And it's on purpose. It is. But like, I don't know. i was just like, dude, this movie just how dare how dare this movie not hold up 50 years later.
00:25:40
IGOTTADUMP
Well, if if anybody if anybody I want to know knows opinion about this film, it's the resident hockey hog, Steve O'Tierry.
00:25:44
SinkorSwim
Right.
00:25:53
IGOTTADUMP
What do you feel about it, Steve?
00:25:54
Steve-O
Hey there, you hockey heads. It's your boy. um i would say Slapshot is one of those movies where it's from. There there was like this movement in the 70s where they were like, we want to make dirty sports movies.
00:26:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:26:11
Steve-O
We want to make like this. it was like Bad News Bears, stuff like that. um
00:26:16
IGOTTADUMP
What came out first? bad News Bears or this?
00:26:19
SinkorSwim
So this is 77.
00:26:19
Steve-O
think.
00:26:22
SinkorSwim
Let's see.
00:26:24
IGOTTADUMP
Because I think one inspired the other, right?
00:26:26
Steve-O
76 for Bad News Bears.
00:26:27
SinkorSwim
Okay. Yeah.
00:26:28
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, so obvious where the inspiration comes from is Bad News Bears was pretty popular when it came out.
00:26:29
Steve-O
So.
00:26:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:26:36
Steve-O
I say you celebrate it I think that's the thing, right? Like. I'm not saying the movie. I'm saying if if you're going to make this movie, you go you go all in. You go all in.
00:26:49
SinkorSwim
yeah Everybody's dropping F slurs and it's like, oof yeah, like, and I get it.
00:26:51
Steve-O
I wouldn't drop that slur. I wouldn't do that.
00:26:55
SinkorSwim
Right. And it's like, you can't be mad at a movie, not holding up for 50 years. um
00:27:01
IGOTTADUMP
i Obviously, you're a Mighty Ducks fan over this, correct?
00:27:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah. That's comfortable say, which is fine.
00:27:09
IGOTTADUMP
Just wanted to clarify.
00:27:11
SinkorSwim
don't know.
00:27:11
Steve-O
I'm a Ducks guy.
00:27:11
SinkorSwim
just, I had heard, had heard,
00:27:12
IGOTTADUMP
i think we're I think we're all Ducks guys, in the because I have not seen Slapshot.
00:27:14
SinkorSwim
Now I'm a team Sweden guy. Sorry. I'm a team Sweden.
00:27:17
Steve-O
Oh.
00:27:17
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit. You sack of shit.
00:27:19
SinkorSwim
Dirty Swedes.
00:27:19
Steve-O
Damn. From a sequel?
00:27:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. No. And like, and I get it. Like the violence is, it's like outrageous on purpose, but it just, I don't know.
00:27:29
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:27:33
SinkorSwim
I was like, I was just kind of let down because it was kind of always one of those movies. I like hockey and Hey, flyers are in the playoffs. Yeah.
00:27:41
IGOTTADUMP
Is that what inspired this?
00:27:43
SinkorSwim
I think, it yeah, it pretty much was. I'll be honest. I was like, oh, look at that. Look at that. um And I fired it, you know i fired it up. And it is.
00:27:55
SinkorSwim
i guess I had to see it when I saw it, because apparently the story goes is like the critics hated it. But the common man. Loved it. They were like, no, this movie fucking rules. And so it kind of became a cult hit.
00:28:09
SinkorSwim
You know. And we can do and flyers down by one.
00:28:17
IGOTTADUMP
Actually, I was just looking at that.
Comparing Movie Remakes
00:28:19
SinkorSwim
Oh, no.
00:28:19
Steve-O
You got to watch a better movie, Devin. You got to watch a better hockey movie.
00:28:22
SinkorSwim
You got to buy Mighty Ducks three, the worst one.
00:28:24
IGOTTADUMP
is i You know, I was trying to think of like the best football movie. um And most football movies are shit.
00:28:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:28:32
IGOTTADUMP
Like, I can't... Like, I don't like Gridiron Gang. Like, I don't like...
00:28:39
SinkorSwim
is Is it just any given Sunday?
00:28:42
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I hate that movie, though.
00:28:43
SinkorSwim
Remember the Titans, you know?
00:28:44
Steve-O
ah
00:28:44
IGOTTADUMP
I don't like remember it. Like, that's sentimental bullshit.
00:28:47
Steve-O
What about Friday Night Lights the show?
00:28:49
IGOTTADUMP
The show, yes. The movie, not so much.
00:28:53
Steve-O
Right.
00:28:54
IGOTTADUMP
um The show isn't wonderful.
00:28:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:28:56
Steve-O
Is it Rudy? Would Rudy be the best football movie?
00:28:59
SinkorSwim
I feel like football the least important thing in Rudy, though, you know?
00:28:59
IGOTTADUMP
It's so corny.
00:29:02
IGOTTADUMP
There's so many better basketball movies.
00:29:05
Steve-O
Dude, basketball and baseball have it made for movies.
00:29:07
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, those are the ones.
00:29:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, like hockey, I think it's like, honestly, if you're like, what's the best? It's probably Miracle, right?
00:29:16
IGOTTADUMP
And I would even say that heated rivalry is probably the best of everything, apparently.
00:29:18
Steve-O
Probably. Hmm.
00:29:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but like, obviously, that's not the goal.
00:29:21
Steve-O
me
00:29:24
SinkorSwim
if That's not the point. The hockey is not the point of that show.
00:29:27
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Well, there was a lot of tennis in Challengers 2.
00:29:29
SinkorSwim
Speak for yourself. anne That's true. That's true. And I was into that tennis, dude.
00:29:33
IGOTTADUMP
All right.
00:29:35
SinkorSwim
I was like, this is sick.
00:29:36
IGOTTADUMP
That was awesome.
00:29:37
SinkorSwim
It's probably the best tennis movie of all time.
00:29:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I'd say so.
00:29:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But no, man, i just I just, you know, like I said, yeah I'm not like devastated by any stretch, but was just like, oh, that's a shame.
00:29:53
SinkorSwim
That's a bummer.
00:29:53
Steve-O
Stop racing your cars, Chris. Come on, man.
00:29:55
IGOTTADUMP
I can't help it.
00:29:55
SinkorSwim
Come on.
00:29:56
IGOTTADUMP
I live next to an active drag racing arena.
00:30:00
Steve-O
ah
00:30:01
SinkorSwim
if
00:30:01
Steve-O
Chris lives in the Moonshine.
00:30:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:03
IGOTTADUMP
And we are running. we are running alcohol. We bootlegging. uh, no.
00:30:11
Steve-O
but ah moonshine
00:30:13
SinkorSwim
Real Smokey the Bandit.
00:30:13
IGOTTADUMP
No.
00:30:15
SinkorSwim
Cannonball Run is just happening next to Chris's house.
00:30:17
IGOTTADUMP
but okay It's okay. It's the annual Mad Max recreation.
00:30:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:30:25
IGOTTADUMP
So that's what's happening behind me.
00:30:25
SinkorSwim
Well, to continue the the trend of depressing things, I rewatched the 1999 Mummy movie.
00:30:33
IGOTTADUMP
Ooh, mummies.
00:30:33
Steve-O
Oh, you're talking about the Brendan Fraser.
00:30:35
SinkorSwim
The Brendan Fraser.
00:30:37
Steve-O
Why is this depressing? Wait, what did this not?
00:30:39
SinkorSwim
Because I... All right.
00:30:40
Steve-O
Is it?
00:30:40
IGOTTADUMP
It didn't hit him.
00:30:41
Steve-O
Did it did it not age well?
00:30:42
SinkorSwim
It didn't get as hard. It aged how it aged, right? It just didn't, it was not nearly as good as I remembered it being. You know how, like, a good example is I think if you put on Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of Black Pearl, the first one, the first 30 minutes are, like, outstanding.
00:31:00
Steve-O
First one.
00:31:03
IGOTTADUMP
It might be one of the greatest character intros i have ever seen in a movie.
00:31:04
SinkorSwim
You are invested in multiple trends, Nick.
00:31:10
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And there's a few good ones, right?
00:31:11
IGOTTADUMP
Jack Sparrow.
00:31:12
SinkorSwim
Like...
00:31:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:31:13
Steve-O
Wait, what are we talking about? Mummy or pirates?
00:31:15
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Pirates the Caribbean.
00:31:15
SinkorSwim
Pirates.
00:31:16
Steve-O
Pirates.
00:31:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Pirates, right?
00:31:16
IGOTTADUMP
The first time they see Jack Sparrow with the ship is sinking and he just steps off the ship onto the dock.
00:31:17
Steve-O
Jack Sparrow.
00:31:23
Steve-O
Mmm.
00:31:23
IGOTTADUMP
It's fucking cool, man.
00:31:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's sick. Will's great. You know, um Elizabeth is great.
00:31:29
Steve-O
It was fun.
00:31:29
SinkorSwim
like And just things are happening. And you're God damn, this movie's like going. And it's good. It's really good. It's enjoyable.
00:31:35
Steve-O
It's a ride. And the fact that they just could not catch that lightning in a bottle again for any of the sequels.
00:31:42
SinkorSwim
I know, I know, but.
00:31:43
IGOTTADUMP
i yeah like i People tell me that they're actually good. Like past the second movie. I don't know.
00:31:51
SinkorSwim
Dude, I remember I i was rewatching two and three and like, I still couldn't tell you exactly what happens. Like, it's so weird and and it gets really like, um.
00:32:02
IGOTTADUMP
Supernatural. right more more i get well know It gets kind of like spread out. i think is the issue.
00:32:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but but I'm just talking about like when they're like trying to find Jack, and they're like, Jack clearly dies. And then they're just like they just go to the end of the ocean, and then they find it And it's really like heady.
00:32:20
SinkorSwim
And it's like, this is like a $300 million dollars movie. or yeah some The budget's crazy for this, and they're just going really, it's very big.
00:32:27
IGOTTADUMP
Did you see the wine budget?
00:32:30
SinkorSwim
But anyway, the point is, is
00:32:30
Steve-O
Big blind budget.
00:32:33
SinkorSwim
That movie, I was just like, God damn, that movie ages super well. that's It's really good. And the Mummy, the 1999 Mummy movie is just good.
00:32:44
SinkorSwim
You know, i was I was a little disappointed. Brendan Fraser's great. It's really the cast. um But like, they're they're not doing anything outstanding. It's just kind of like an above average action adventure movie in the late 90s.
00:33:00
SinkorSwim
And i was kind of like, all right.
00:33:01
IGOTTADUMP
Well, what do you give the mummy? what what What did you give the mummy when you first saw it on ah on a Mary Fuck Hill?
00:33:10
SinkorSwim
I don't know.
00:33:10
IGOTTADUMP
And what did you what are you giving the mummy now?
00:33:10
SinkorSwim
yeah If I had to be that guy, I don't think I i don't think i was like overly impressed with The Mummy even as ah when I first saw it in the 90s.
00:33:19
IGOTTADUMP
I think that's fair. I think that's fair.
00:33:22
SinkorSwim
You know, it's like The Mummy I thought would have been a good sit and it's now just a fuck.
00:33:29
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Okay.
00:33:30
SinkorSwim
You know?
00:33:31
IGOTTADUMP
It got downgraded by a degree.
00:33:31
SinkorSwim
in the
00:33:32
Steve-O
Downgraded.
00:33:32
SinkorSwim
It got downgraded to a fuck.
00:33:34
IGOTTADUMP
few degrees, basically.
00:33:34
Steve-O
Oh, is this a new segment where Devin watches a movie from his past and he sees if they maintain or if they improve or decrease?
00:33:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:43
IGOTTADUMP
did you Oh, by the way, did you give Slapshot a rating? Is that a kill?
00:33:46
Steve-O
Yeah, what was your slap shot?
00:33:46
SinkorSwim
Kill. It's a kill.
00:33:47
Steve-O
Kill.
00:33:47
SinkorSwim
it's a It's a...
00:33:48
IGOTTADUMP
It's a kill.
00:33:48
Steve-O
Kill.
00:33:50
SinkorSwim
I've never seen it, and the first time I saw it in 2026, I gotta give it a kill. Really wasn't much going on in there that I was i was vibing with, sadly.
00:33:55
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
00:34:01
SinkorSwim
And... um But the reason... I rewatched The Mummies because I was going to go see The New Mummy. I saw Lee Cronin's The Mummy the other week.
00:34:13
SinkorSwim
And that movie is a lot of fun. It's overly long, for sure, for a horror movie. It's by the same guy that did Evil Dead Rises.
00:34:23
Steve-O
okay
00:34:24
SinkorSwim
so Or Evil Dead Rise, i I should say. And so the critique, I guess I would give it, outside of its length, is like... it's not It's not really a mummy movie, right? And I don't mean because it's not action-y. It's just like... It's just the it's just an Evil Dead movie.
00:34:45
SinkorSwim
Like, the girl's a deadite, 100%. a hundred percent It's just the way she acts, the things that are happening, it has that kind of mean slapstick gore to it, which is good.
00:34:56
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:34:58
SinkorSwim
You know, I enjoyed it. But it's just like... This is just the Evil Dead movie with fucking mummy wraps on it.
00:35:09
SinkorSwim
And there's some cool stuff that they do um with the mummy trope, I will say.
00:35:14
IGOTTADUMP
I did hear it was quite, it was quite gory.
00:35:14
SinkorSwim
But yeah, yeah, it was it was gross, you know, for sure.
00:35:16
IGOTTADUMP
That's like the big thing that I've been reading. It's a gross film, which you know what?
00:35:21
SinkorSwim
ah
00:35:21
IGOTTADUMP
Love a gross movie every once in while.
00:35:22
SinkorSwim
There is something that is was weird to me. And I couldn't remember. It's a specific film technique. And I had to look it up. And then immediately I found it because somebody was like, yeah, we he went crazy with this. But ah this is very film film snobby type shit. But a a split diopter shot.
00:35:45
SinkorSwim
You guys know what that is?
00:35:45
IGOTTADUMP
with a up Never heard of that before.
00:35:48
SinkorSwim
It's like a... Here. don't know what it was like first used in, but here.
00:35:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. So you're getting
00:35:54
SinkorSwim
I'll post a perfect example of what I'm talking about in the one chat.
00:36:04
SinkorSwim
Where it's kind of like there's something in the foreground.
00:36:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. so you're getting
00:36:07
Steve-O
Oh, and they they got focus on both?
00:36:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:36:09
IGOTTADUMP
oath yeah
00:36:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah, this guy goes crazy with it. and Like, to a point where I'm like, what is the deal?
00:36:12
Steve-O
OK.
00:36:15
SinkorSwim
Like, why does he keep doing it? um So, if that bugs you, you know, maybe not. But, yeah, I just... Let's see, he just...
00:36:29
SinkorSwim
He really likes optical ghosting and inaccuracies and atmosphere that comes with it. That's his reasoning, apparently.
00:36:35
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, like that weird that weird faded effect that happens.
00:36:36
Steve-O
and
00:36:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, in between.
00:36:40
Steve-O
no
00:36:41
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's kind of unearthly, I guess.
00:36:41
SinkorSwim
You know, it's...
00:36:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but it's just it's just a lot of it for whatever reason. But, um you know, there's a split diopter shot in Toy Story 4. And somebody's like, because somebody wrote an article it.
00:36:54
IGOTTADUMP
Well...
00:36:56
SinkorSwim
And they're like, why did you do this? This is a camera thing.
00:36:59
IGOTTADUMP
ah
00:37:00
SinkorSwim
You created this with computers. Like, why? And they're like, it's film techniques.
00:37:03
IGOTTADUMP
It's an incredibly manipulative effect.
00:37:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But um no, I would give.
00:37:07
IGOTTADUMP
Works really well. It keeps both people in focus in the scene.
00:37:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:12
IGOTTADUMP
That's pretty cool.
00:37:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:13
SinkorSwim
And it just it does.
00:37:13
IGOTTADUMP
One in the four in the background.
00:37:15
SinkorSwim
It does make you think something creepy is going to happen for sure.
00:37:18
IGOTTADUMP
Of course. Yeah. Built paranoia. 100%. hundred percent
00:37:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but that the man, it's it's a but it's a very noticeable effect. And this guy drops like five of these bad boys in this movie. Like, all right.
00:37:31
SinkorSwim
All right, cool.
00:37:32
IGOTTADUMP
I like it in Jaws because it's like he's splitting his focus on that guy and the shark that's obviously in the ocean.
00:37:37
SinkorSwim
and
00:37:38
Steve-O
yeah
00:37:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:39
IGOTTADUMP
Like it feels like a more obvious point of view.
00:37:42
Steve-O
That one scene has so many fucking just like crazy camera things going because it's like that shot. And then I think there's a rack focus like immediately after that.
00:37:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yep. Yep.
00:37:53
Steve-O
So.
00:37:53
SinkorSwim
talking about when he sees the shark and he like shoots his head up.
00:37:55
Steve-O
And it does the fucking like the the zoom.
00:37:58
IGOTTADUMP
yep Yes, indeed.
00:37:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:37:59
Steve-O
hmm.
00:37:59
SinkorSwim
Didn't he create that? Wasn't that the creation of that shot?
00:38:01
IGOTTADUMP
Well, he popularized it for sure.
00:38:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah. At the very least. Right.
00:38:04
IGOTTADUMP
i think Hitchcock created that shit. Okay.
00:38:07
SinkorSwim
What did that guy ever do?
00:38:09
Steve-O
He made a bunch of scary things and then talked about on television.
00:38:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:38:13
IGOTTADUMP
ah
00:38:13
SinkorSwim
um That being said, i would give leave Cronin's the mummy. I give it I'm going to, a resounding fuck. I'd say it's a good hard one.
00:38:22
Steve-O
Okay. So on wait on par with the original Mummy, you're saying. The 99 Mummy, I should say.
00:38:29
IGOTTADUMP
okay
00:38:30
SinkorSwim
it's it's ah It's a better fuck than the 90s Mummy movie.
00:38:33
IGOTTADUMP
slightly you got more degrees
00:38:34
Steve-O
But not a good sit.
00:38:37
SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, I don't think I could give it a good sit because it's just it's just... And there's some weird decisions they make at the end which really reek of like reshoots.
00:38:48
Steve-O
I think you just don't like mummies.
00:38:48
IGOTTADUMP
hmm
00:38:50
SinkorSwim
To be fair, mummies are the the weakest of the the traditional monster movies in my eyes.
00:38:55
Steve-O
Whoa, not in the White Wolf role-playing universe, Evan.
00:38:58
SinkorSwim
oh Oh, yeah?
00:38:59
IGOTTADUMP
The horribly racist white wolf.
00:38:59
SinkorSwim
You would like that, wouldn't you? Yeah.
00:39:03
Steve-O
You have to use a nuke to stop a mummy.
00:39:03
SinkorSwim
how how many
00:39:03
IGOTTADUMP
were funny
00:39:05
SinkorSwim
How many Ks did you run this week, Chris? That's what I thought. Suckers. um
00:39:12
IGOTTADUMP
um I saw a movie of of this decade.
00:39:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:39:16
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:39:16
IGOTTADUMP
not Not of the 70s or the 90s.
00:39:17
SinkorSwim
Nice.
00:39:19
IGOTTADUMP
More like along the lines of your Lee Cronin mummy.
00:39:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:39:24
IGOTTADUMP
ah Which came out this year. No, this film came out last year. And it's called dust bunnies. Um, it was released on HBO max recently.
00:39:34
IGOTTADUMP
It starts mad milk. And some mads, uh, Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Lecter himself.
00:39:39
Steve-O
Mads.
00:39:40
SinkorSwim
Mads to riches, milkinson, Mickelson.
00:39:44
IGOTTADUMP
Uh, and it also reteens him with, uh, Brian Fuller, who is the creator of Hannibal. Uh, it is dust bunny, not dust bunnies. Um,
00:39:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, so Brian Fuller made this movie. If anybody here likes his shit, it's very much a Brian Fuller film. It reeks of his style.
00:40:09
IGOTTADUMP
And visually, it's just gorgeous. There's just some scenes of just so much going on in the foreground. Sort of like a Terry Gillum movie.
00:40:23
IGOTTADUMP
Which, you know, i fucking love. Like, he just fills... ah the scene with so much shit, so much stuff going on, so many interesting colors and designs.
00:40:35
IGOTTADUMP
um And it's, of course, a movie about metaphor, you know, like these monsters. up Well, the whole plot of the movie is basically um a little girl hires a hitman to kill the monster under her bed.
00:40:54
IGOTTADUMP
And Mads, Mads Miklison is the hit man and a little girl is basically, uh, her, her family gets eaten by this monster and he is paid to figure out why and to kill it.
00:40:54
Steve-O
OK. Interesting.
00:41:12
IGOTTADUMP
It is how I would describe this is basically if John Wick was made by Tim Burton,
00:41:21
IGOTTADUMP
is the the the closest approximation of the vibe and the atmosphere that they're going for.
00:41:22
Steve-O
interesting
00:41:27
IGOTTADUMP
And there is an incredible scene in the beginning with ah are our hitman Mads fighting a dragon, quote unquote, in the street, which was basically a parade dragon filled with Yakuza.
00:41:45
IGOTTADUMP
They were trying to kill him.
00:41:46
Steve-O
Oh.
00:41:47
IGOTTADUMP
And um the coolest thing about it is the little girl in her perspective, it looks like he's killing an actual dragon in the street.
00:41:56
Steve-O
okay
00:41:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:41:57
IGOTTADUMP
And that brings her to him. So, and she thinks he's a monster killer because of what she saw. And of course, there's the whole aspect of him being a hitman and her witnessing that. And then there's a whole element to that as well, which gives Sigourney Weaver a really wonderful turn as the villain.
00:42:18
IGOTTADUMP
Of the movie. Which I won't really get into. What her character is. And who she is too. Which is. A really wonderful little development. Towards the end of the movie.
00:42:30
IGOTTADUMP
It's like a line. And you're like wow. That's interesting. Anyway. um Yeah this was surprisingly good. I was. i think this really flew under. A lot of people's radar. Because it is a movie. Made for no one.
00:42:47
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, like I... It's obviously very gory and dark, so it's rated R, but it involves fantastical elements of a child's imagination, which kind of lead it toward more of like this Matilda aspect, where it's her interacting with a very fun kind of scary world, you know?
00:42:52
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:43:10
IGOTTADUMP
But it's obviously incredibly fantastical, or at least I think so. And... um Yeah, I feel like it's just... I didn't think anybody knew how to market this to anybody.
00:43:22
IGOTTADUMP
It
00:43:23
Steve-O
It sounds very confusing.
00:43:25
IGOTTADUMP
is really confusing.
00:43:26
Steve-O
Like.
00:43:28
IGOTTADUMP
That's like the the big con of of the movie. it is It's very convoluted.
00:43:36
Steve-O
What is this R rated like lighthearted premise almost?
00:43:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:43:41
IGOTTADUMP
Exactly. And it felt like a real fuck you to whoever was trying to market this. Like it was made out of spite almost.
00:43:51
Steve-O
Somebody who hated the marketing department.
00:43:53
SinkorSwim
Let's see. who are Yeah.
00:43:54
IGOTTADUMP
Kind
00:43:56
SinkorSwim
Chris, do you remember who like the who who's like the producers of this movie?
00:44:01
IGOTTADUMP
of. Well, i don' I don't think it was Brian Fuller because he never produced anything because nobody would give him money to make these things as a producer because he has a pretty yeah tumultuous career.
00:44:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:44:14
IGOTTADUMP
That's a nice way to put it. um Yeah, it's it's very it's very surface level and very stylistic. ah Yeah, it was produced by Brian Fuller.
00:44:28
SinkorSwim
Wow. Hmm.
00:44:28
IGOTTADUMP
Some fool gave this man money.
00:44:32
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense because he's very... He's kind of a spiteful person from what I've been hearing about him. So this feels like a real spit in the face.
00:44:44
IGOTTADUMP
of what is popular in, in movies, you know? And I, I, I think I could have figured out, I could have cracked the coconut on how to, how to market this. Like, like I said, like Tim Burton, John Wick, basically.
00:45:00
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:45:01
IGOTTADUMP
I think if you, I saw the trailers and they went more harder into like a Tim Burton world And that's one thing Tim Burton really doesn't do is R-rated.
00:45:12
IGOTTADUMP
you know like he's more of ah He makes movies for kids too.
00:45:13
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:45:16
IGOTTADUMP
you know So that's what I would have tried to push the more John Wick fun, cool assassination elements of it. But ultimately, i do think it is more style over substance.
00:45:31
IGOTTADUMP
um I think the plot is very convoluted. um But I liked it. i really, i thought it was underrated. did, I, I, or at least like if I know it had a pretty good score on Rotten Tomatoes, but it was underseen, i think, not underrated.
00:45:41
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:45:51
SinkorSwim
A hundred percent. I mean, I was, i remember when I first saw the trailer, I was like, I'm interested, but you know, it just kind of, it wasn't something that was going to get me out of the house.
00:46:03
SinkorSwim
Unfortunately. Yeah.
00:46:05
IGOTTADUMP
I think it's... ah I think it introduced some really fun characters and it has some really fun moments. the The convoluted plot does kind of slow things down.
00:46:16
IGOTTADUMP
I will admit. But I just think visually and stylistically, it's if you like Brian Fuller, at least you should watch this.
00:46:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah. okay
00:46:25
IGOTTADUMP
Because I do, despite everything about him. And it's not really even like him getting cancelled.
00:46:31
SinkorSwim
In spite of everything about him. Yeah.
00:46:34
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like it's just him as a creative. It just seems like he's a really rough person to work with. um Yeah, so I think this is is, I would actually go so far as to say this is a good fuck if you're a Brian
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00:46:47
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:46:47
IGOTTADUMP
Fuller fan.
00:46:47
IGOTTADUMP
If you're a Brian Fuller fan, this a good fuck.
00:46:48
Steve-O
okay
00:46:50
IGOTTADUMP
You're going to like this. You're going to enjoy the style of it and let it kind of, the plot kind of wash away. um but yeah, I thought it was, i thought it was really good.
00:47:05
SinkorSwim
Nice.
00:47:07
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, and I got some TV shows to talk about.
00:47:11
Steve-O
TV talk.
00:47:11
SinkorSwim
All right.
00:47:11
IGOTTADUMP
ah TV talk. The Boys is up and running again. and
00:47:19
SinkorSwim
I might be one behind.
00:47:19
IGOTTADUMP
I think the newest episode came out recently.
00:47:20
SinkorSwim
i Honestly, I can't.
00:47:24
IGOTTADUMP
I don't think I've watched that.
00:47:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:26
IGOTTADUMP
But I did watch... What do he what what was the last thing that happened to Soldier Boy?
00:47:32
IGOTTADUMP
That's a good...
00:47:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's that's the thing I'm trying to think.
00:47:33
SinkorSwim
He's, you know, you think something happens to him. It doesn't. Oh, it was ah they were in like the the place that made them all mad. Like they were.
00:47:41
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's where I'm at, too.
00:47:43
SinkorSwim
OK, OK.
00:47:44
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I didn't go any farther that.
00:47:45
SinkorSwim
I'm definitely underselling. They made them all mad. But ah it's kind of like a honestly, it was kind of like a.
00:47:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, yeah, du no, no, no. I got it.
00:47:53
SinkorSwim
It's a well-worn trope in TV where like the the gang goes somewhere and there's something causing them to be like.
00:48:01
IGOTTADUMP
Well,
00:48:03
SinkorSwim
outrageously mean to the other person.
00:48:05
IGOTTADUMP
this is a but this is a bottle episode. Right?
00:48:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it gave me like, i was like, this is a Buffy episode.
00:48:08
IGOTTADUMP
Right?
00:48:11
IGOTTADUMP
oh
00:48:13
SinkorSwim
You know, which isn't bad.
00:48:13
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's a good comparison, I feel.
00:48:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:48:16
IGOTTADUMP
um Yeah, I feel... Yeah, that's a pretty good comparison the show in general, is bi Buffy. with Just being more gratuitous than Buffy, you know?
00:48:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:48:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's just they they say cock a lot more.
00:48:31
IGOTTADUMP
Right. um Yeah, I love The Deep. I really do. i love i love... I love Soldier Boy. Like, that's...
00:48:38
SinkorSwim
you know it's in You know what I'm interested they They kind of seem like they teased that they were going to go in a direction with Black Noir. And then they walked it back, um which I was interested in.
00:48:53
SinkorSwim
um
00:48:54
IGOTTADUMP
i I think they don't know what to do with Black Noir.
00:48:56
SinkorSwim
yeah yeah.
00:48:56
IGOTTADUMP
To be honest.
00:48:58
SinkorSwim
And like at this point, if you're familiar with what happens in the comics... It's kind of an impossibility ah for them to to go with the direction that happened in the comics.
00:49:08
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's not happening.
00:49:10
SinkorSwim
But.
00:49:10
IGOTTADUMP
That's definitely not happening.
00:49:11
SinkorSwim
Right.
00:49:12
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, what what what has been truly adapted from the comics and the show for the past two, three seasons now is so far off and for the better, right?
00:49:12
SinkorSwim
But.
00:49:19
SinkorSwim
I mean, at this point, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. It's just that there was just a point where Black Noir was not speaking again. and he's like, why are you being so method, bro? And it's like, oh my God, did they so do the switch? Did somebody do the switch? Are they going to do it? And then the next episode, he's just, you know, mask off, say, it's really hard to be method. And i'm like, okay, the fuck are we doing, dude? Like, what are we doing with this character?
00:49:48
SinkorSwim
um But yeah, I agree. I think they're kind of...
00:49:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, the the deep being a ah a male influencer is is pretty fucking funny.
00:49:51
SinkorSwim
um
00:49:55
SinkorSwim
So good Dude the fact of that yeah they were riding In a cyber truck on the way To catch the guys is very fucking Funny
00:49:57
IGOTTADUMP
Driving around a Cybertruck and everything. that's
00:50:03
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, and Soldier Boy's great. um I really like Soldier Boy and Homelander's dynamic this season, too.
00:50:16
SinkorSwim
he
00:50:17
IGOTTADUMP
like I feel like that's what's really keeping keeping the show afloat, um if I'm being honest.
00:50:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah
00:50:22
IGOTTADUMP
like I'm not really a big fan of Starlight or Huey or Frenchie.
00:50:30
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:50:32
IGOTTADUMP
I like one, right?
00:50:33
SinkorSwim
So the boys, you know you know what?
00:50:35
Steve-O
Thank you.
00:50:36
SinkorSwim
I hate to say it, but like, and and it's on purpose.
00:50:40
IGOTTADUMP
ah like i man
00:50:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Okay.
00:50:44
IGOTTADUMP
that's one right
00:50:45
SinkorSwim
I think people are worried about that actor because he looked like he lost a lot of weight.
00:50:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, he looks sick.
00:50:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:50:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:50:53
SinkorSwim
people Yeah. People are like, oh my God, is he sick? I hope not. um I hope he just lost the weight for good reasons.
00:50:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:50:59
IGOTTADUMP
Ozempic.
00:51:01
SinkorSwim
We'll see. Um, but, uh, Kimiko's character, um, I get that it's on purpose, but I really, yeah, I'm like, it just sounds like a five, like a, it sounds like how Ellie sounded in the first last of us game because she's 14.
00:51:10
IGOTTADUMP
Annoying. Yeah.
00:51:18
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:51:21
SinkorSwim
So like fuck is used in every other word. And it's just like, it's really try hard. It's super try hard. Um, But with all that being said, um I do think it's it's still a notable show. It's still very good.
00:51:37
SinkorSwim
And I'm i'm down. R.I.P. Gen V season two or season three, I guess.
00:51:45
Steve-O
Yeah, that got canceled, right?
00:51:45
SinkorSwim
But yeah, which is I don't know. i
00:51:49
IGOTTADUMP
Kind understandable.
00:51:51
IGOTTADUMP
I'm honest.
00:51:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's kind of like like one of the main actors passed away in between seasons one and two and
00:51:54
Steve-O
I...
00:51:58
SinkorSwim
It's just, I don't know. are you going to hold up to a show leaning into its final season and then also have this weird sideshow?
00:52:10
SinkorSwim
It's just like, I felt like they would have needed to push that show along faster than they would have.
00:52:18
IGOTTADUMP
Well. Stranger Things did it this week with their animated show.
00:52:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but even then, that's animated. And there is an animated Boys spinoff.
00:52:24
Steve-O
i
00:52:24
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:52:26
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm.
00:52:26
Steve-O
I didn't know this, but apparently the ah the Stranger Things show was based from the canceled Telltale game they were supposedly making.
00:52:35
SinkorSwim
Oh, interesting.
00:52:36
Steve-O
and And because like I was getting big vibes from that, like from the trailers.
00:52:36
IGOTTADUMP
I see.
00:52:40
SinkorSwim
I haven't seen any of it.
00:52:41
IGOTTADUMP
From the animation.
00:52:41
Steve-O
No, I haven't seen it either.
00:52:42
SinkorSwim
Oh.
00:52:42
Steve-O
But like from the from the stuff I had seen trailer wise, I was like, it kind of looks like a Telltale game. So that surprised me.
00:52:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:52:47
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, I.
00:52:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you're right. now Now in retrospect that you're you're right.
00:52:48
SinkorSwim
i
00:52:50
IGOTTADUMP
It looks exactly like...
00:52:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and I know this is on purpose, right? Because it's just like you want to get clicks, but I can't tell you how many articles I was reading that's like. this creates a plot hole for season five.
00:53:02
SinkorSwim
with stranger And I'm like, dude, I do not like, so who cares, dude?
00:53:04
IGOTTADUMP
Way to go on that.
00:53:07
Steve-O
that's the popularity people are just there's like if we get as many people to shit on season five as possible like we will get clicked
00:53:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And I'm like, I cannot be bothered to be actually mad about a plot hole that's retroactively created after the show's done. Like you just, it's not going to happen guys.
00:53:25
SinkorSwim
You're not going to get me upset.
00:53:25
Steve-O
hmm
00:53:26
SinkorSwim
What are going to do? But yeah, I do want to watch It it just, it's there. It's going to be waiting for me when I when i feel like it.
00:53:37
SinkorSwim
um But like you said, ah yeah, The Boys and then Invincible, which I'm, yeah.
00:53:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. Invincible is the other delectable treat that I finished.
00:53:46
Steve-O
Mmm.
00:53:50
IGOTTADUMP
um The season.
00:53:50
SinkorSwim
Because that finished last week?
00:53:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah. Last episode, episode eight came out.
00:53:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I'm curious where it finishes off because drum roll for me. I finally. so the reason why I've been behind on Invincible is because we were fastly approaching where I stopped reading the comic.
00:54:13
SinkorSwim
And I for the life of me, I just could not feel comfortable reading or like watching past where I've read because I have all of the books. Like I've had them for years and I was just like, I can not in good conscience just like let this happen. So I, I kind of held off and I read,
00:54:33
SinkorSwim
Up to where I stopped, which I believe is a little bit after where season this season stops. Because there's like a very clear end point in terms of like, this is where the show should end. This is where the plot or not end, but this is where the season should end.
00:54:50
SinkorSwim
um So I'm just about that. I got two left. But are you happy with where they ended, Chris?
00:55:00
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. One million percent. I loved.
00:55:02
SinkorSwim
Because it's cool, right? it's ah It's a really cool conundrum.
00:55:05
IGOTTADUMP
ah And you know, i it's totally fair that Mark agreed to it.
00:55:09
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:55:10
IGOTTADUMP
I think so.
00:55:11
SinkorSwim
That's fair. That's fair. Yeah?
00:55:12
IGOTTADUMP
i get it. Like, it's...
00:55:14
SinkorSwim
Are you a Viltrumite sympathizer now, Chris?
00:55:16
IGOTTADUMP
Well, Thrag is... mean, come on. It's... That guy, he everybody's an ant to him. Everybody. Everybody.
00:55:24
IGOTTADUMP
Like, it's a matter of protecting people. And I get, like, the long game of it, right? Because they live forever, of course.
00:55:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah?
00:55:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:36
IGOTTADUMP
And there's a point where it's just gonna, you know, they're just gonna win.
00:55:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:55:41
IGOTTADUMP
But, like, you know, what's... 100 or like 10 generations, you know, like what, what, what can human human beings get to at that point to, to maybe stop that, you know, like it it just, there's more potential in what threat Thrag said.
00:55:57
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:56:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:56:05
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
00:56:05
SinkorSwim
And um again, we might be getting past where the show is, but there's a interesting conundrum and Nolan has a very strong stance on it.
00:56:17
IGOTTADUMP
interesting
00:56:18
SinkorSwim
And it's very. and And again, this is the comic, but this has been pretty one to one is is not like the boys where they're veering off. But it's I definitely see where Nolan's coming from.
00:56:33
SinkorSwim
um But, you know, but, ah you know, there's a, it's kind of just like living next door to a an active volcano at this point.
00:56:46
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, I get it. Like, I guess we could see it because we know we read comics and stuff and Mark can see it, sure.
00:56:55
SinkorSwim
Mm-hmm.
00:56:55
IGOTTADUMP
But the rest of the people, it's just like life goes on. You know, like that's kind of the way i would view it.
00:57:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:57:04
IGOTTADUMP
At least. Right.
00:57:06
SinkorSwim
So, you know, shout outs to Invincible. Another banger season.
00:57:10
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, it's less evil than anything set Cecil has done.
00:57:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah, or at the very least.
00:57:16
IGOTTADUMP
i that's he's just like the epitome of morally gray like I that wasn't i don't know if that was a morally gray decision
00:57:16
Steve-O
Thank you.
00:57:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah, well, and then I'd be shocked if they got here, but there's a lot of stuff that happens with Dinosaurus later. Which is kind of, it's kind of interesting to be fair.
00:57:35
IGOTTADUMP
yeah I read it into that that is I don't know if that's gonna make the cut man ah that's wild that's what fucking wild
00:57:43
SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't know.
00:57:48
SinkorSwim
But no, that show, ah that shows the banger still.
00:57:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. It's a wonderful show. Wonderful.
00:57:52
SinkorSwim
That's going to great like rewatch when it's all said and done, I think.
00:57:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:57:59
Steve-O
Oh, just like spend a weekend and just bang it all out.
00:58:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah, or just like, yo, I really want to show this show. It's over. it's It's great. You know, you could read all the comics, but like.
00:58:07
IGOTTADUMP
I think it pretty much tells the story and ah as good as it can for an eight episode five season show.
00:58:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:15
IGOTTADUMP
And it does it pretty epically in a lot of ways.
00:58:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:58:19
IGOTTADUMP
Also, like we didn't even talk about like the, was it the scourge?
00:58:24
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah, the scourge virus.
00:58:26
IGOTTADUMP
That episode was gorgeous.
00:58:26
SinkorSwim
it's a
00:58:30
SinkorSwim
No, I agree.
00:58:30
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, absolutely.
00:58:32
SinkorSwim
It was a
00:58:32
IGOTTADUMP
One of, one of the darkest things I've ever seen a, in a, in a, uh, cartoon.
00:58:42
SinkorSwim
Right Yeah, it's just a sick little asteroid belt of corpses and
00:58:43
IGOTTADUMP
Because that whole idea of what they did with the bodies like is just... Wow. What? Yeah. That is fucking insane.
00:58:56
IGOTTADUMP
it's It's just... It's crazy. And of course, the last the second last episode happened there. mean Good lord. It's very epic and it is getting to that anime level.
00:59:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah, see the thing the funny thing about this, Steve, is like I'm like, Chris, he's telling me about what he likes about it and how he thinks.
00:59:09
IGOTTADUMP
Which is fine.
00:59:16
SinkorSwim
I'm like, Chris, you're like one degree away from becoming anime fan.
00:59:22
IGOTTADUMP
I get it. I get it. But this is eight episodes.
00:59:25
SinkorSwim
and no I know, I know.
00:59:25
Steve-O
Yo, that's also very fair too.
00:59:29
IGOTTADUMP
This eight fucking episodes.
00:59:32
Steve-O
Chris is like the the anime day walker right now.
00:59:34
SinkorSwim
But like, but like when Chris talks about like Avatar and stuff, I'm like, just watch My Hero Academia, dude. I'm not saying it's better, but I'm like, that's exactly what you're looking for.
00:59:43
IGOTTADUMP
When you say that, wait when you guys do say that, the feeling I get is like I'm on a tower like looking down on you while you're saying that.
00:59:43
Steve-O
It's very good. It's very good.
00:59:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:59:52
Steve-O
we're looking up screaming, yeah one episode!
00:59:52
SinkorSwim
but You're like, oh, I just, you're like, i just, you're just like,
00:59:55
IGOTTADUMP
And my hands are behind my back like, no.
00:59:57
Steve-O
you're like, no.
00:59:58
SinkorSwim
Like, dude, the episode where he he fights that muscle man, dude, is fucking peak.
00:59:59
Steve-O
we
01:00:04
Steve-O
Yeah, man.
01:00:05
SinkorSwim
It's peak, Chris.
01:00:05
Steve-O
Like, there's there's definitely, like some huge bangers in that show. I need to go back and watch it, but, like, finish it off, but.
01:00:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, it's done. Yeah, it's.
01:00:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:18
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:00:18
SinkorSwim
um
01:00:19
IGOTTADUMP
Alright. I just, you know, Vince Bull is hitting a really good spot. And the voice acting is wonderful too.
01:00:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:00:25
IGOTTADUMP
That's another big part.
01:00:25
Steve-O
It's they nailed that show like they really did just every bit of it.
01:00:31
Steve-O
I need to like catch up from where I left off, but holy shit. Like I remember.
01:00:35
IGOTTADUMP
Getting Optimus Prime to voice Thaddeus is like, that is ah such a wonderful like full circle meta thing.
01:00:38
Steve-O
That's cool.
01:00:40
SinkorSwim
e
01:00:44
IGOTTADUMP
You know, that that was cool.
01:00:48
IGOTTADUMP
Great, great show. Great show. And absolute merry.
01:00:50
SinkorSwim
Can I tell you I'm ah i'm back on my Alan Wake 2 bullshit?
01:00:54
Steve-O
Oh, he's back on his boo-sheet.
01:00:57
SinkorSwim
I just... i just ah It's not for no reason.
01:00:59
IGOTTADUMP
I picked up my flashlight and my gun.
01:01:00
SinkorSwim
the um Since the PSSR 2 update has hit...
01:01:08
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:01:10
SinkorSwim
It's basically just like a better version of of for the PlayStation. Your PS Pro is even more powerful and it's and it's it can run games even better.
01:01:21
SinkorSwim
And there may have.
01:01:21
IGOTTADUMP
If I can put the light in my asshole, I might be able to save myself from the darkness.
01:01:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, that almost sounds like you're an anime protagonist at the same time.
01:01:28
IGOTTADUMP
yeah That's anime, Alamoy.
01:01:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah, anime Alan Wake.
01:01:31
Steve-O
ah
01:01:34
SinkorSwim
How do I tell her how I
Gaming Discussions and Critiques
01:01:35
SinkorSwim
feel? Oh. But no, it was... um I was like, this is the excuse. Because I technically, I never... Because there's a new game plus that's called um Second or the Final Draft, which has slightly different things in it.
01:01:48
Steve-O
okay
01:01:52
SinkorSwim
But the cool one of the cooler things is that the game... with the DLC is it's all inter linked.
01:02:02
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:02:02
SinkorSwim
So like while playing the game, you can go like, oh, do you want to like play this chunk of the DLC real quick? Like in the main game, it's not completely separate, which is really cool.
01:02:14
SinkorSwim
And this time I'm doing a full saga run and then I'm going to do a full Alan run. Where the first time I was inter-jumping, interlinking between the two characters, kind of chapter by chapter. But man, that game still looks really good. It came out in 2023.
01:02:36
SinkorSwim
Phenomenal game. um I wish the UI still wasn't glitchy.
01:02:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:02:42
SinkorSwim
When I say glitchy, it's like you pick things up and it clearly like you clearly did it. And it's like, no, this thing's still on the map. So the map UI is a little funky still, and I'm really disappointed that they never quite fixed that. But I mean, it kind of got got me thinking about how a lot of my favorite games that of the year that I've played, how rarely those games are just like functionally perfect, right? They're always doing something weird.
01:03:15
SinkorSwim
Like Witcher 3 has so many weird little quirks, but I love it so much. ah Alan Wake 2, it's such a weird game and it still has its own like kind of like technical quirks. But like I just don't care. And like I like Spider-Man 3 so much. It's a great game.
01:03:33
SinkorSwim
but like I said Spider-Man 3. Spider-Man 2. But it's like... No, yeah. like it's It's really good. I would recommend it. But like is that my game in the year? like Absolutely no chance.
01:03:46
SinkorSwim
It just kind of made me... it's just like It just made me re-appreciate Alan Wake again. So that game fucking rips, and I highly recommend a replay.
01:03:56
IGOTTADUMP
I think Ellen Wake... Ellen Wake 2 just came out the wrong time. That's all. It was a bad year for for it to come out because I think any other year it would have been a wonderful game of the year.
01:04:11
IGOTTADUMP
That's all. Like, it's as simple as that. Like, I really enjoyed it, too.
01:04:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:04:17
IGOTTADUMP
And I think it only... it was, like, one of the more terrifying games I've played in a long time, too, from my experience. Like, really...
01:04:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it just came out. was that balder That was Baldur's Gate year, right?
01:04:28
IGOTTADUMP
yeah dude.
01:04:28
SinkorSwim
that one there
01:04:29
IGOTTADUMP
That's what I mean. Like, it it was a loaded... i kind of remember it being a loaded year.
01:04:33
SinkorSwim
Now, 2023 was a banger year. That was Tears of the Kingdom, Baldur's Gate 3, Alan Wake, RE4 remake, I think.
01:04:35
Steve-O
Yeah, 2023, really strong. Yeah. really strong
01:04:40
IGOTTADUMP
It was... like it was a yeah Oh my God. like it's Any other year, Wake 3 would have been... Alan Wake 2 would have been game of the year.
01:04:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's...
01:04:50
IGOTTADUMP
it's It's great. Sucks. It's like a gone baby gone. um ah What is it? There will be blood and no country for old men all coming out in the same year.
01:05:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:05:02
IGOTTADUMP
For
01:05:02
Steve-O
2023 was the 2008 of gaming. was that? Yeah. Yeah.
01:05:06
IGOTTADUMP
film.
01:05:07
Steve-O
or was that or what
01:05:07
SinkorSwim
I
01:05:08
IGOTTADUMP
For film.
01:05:09
Steve-O
yeah
01:05:11
SinkorSwim
mean, I, 2008, that, because that was Dark Knight, right? 2008 was Dark Knight, pretty sure.
01:05:14
IGOTTADUMP
Was that Dark Knight 2? Oh my god. Yeah, that was a loaded year for film. Just absolutely stockpiled.
01:05:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah. No, it's a, it's a, it's so good. So sick. But I, uh, Steve, did you ever play Alan Wake too?
01:05:30
Steve-O
I own Alan Wake 2 and also 1.
01:05:32
SinkorSwim
but
01:05:33
Steve-O
I own the ah the the remake of 1 that they did.
01:05:36
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:05:37
Steve-O
haven't touched either of them.
01:05:38
IGOTTADUMP
you're big you're you You don't like water. You're scared of that, right?
01:05:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah. yeah
01:05:41
Steve-O
I'm scared of water.
01:05:42
SinkorSwim
You're what we call a hater, Steve.
01:05:43
Steve-O
yeah I'm not a hater. I'll play them one day.
01:05:45
SinkorSwim
That's,
01:05:46
Steve-O
you know maybe ah you know You know how you have your death ah your deathbed comic? I've got that too. I've got my deathbed game.
01:05:54
IGOTTADUMP
You know, my mine was the Sandman, but you know, now I'm starting to rethink but some things.
01:05:58
Steve-O
Yeah, then...
01:05:59
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:05:59
Steve-O
And then you went, I'm waiting for Alan Wake to get canceled.
01:06:00
SinkorSwim
now Now you feel vindicated. You're like, I knew it.
01:06:03
IGOTTADUMP
ah yeah
01:06:05
Steve-O
When that happens, I'll be like, yeah
01:06:07
IGOTTADUMP
See, the goal, Devin, is to hate everything and then be vindicated in the end when they get canceled.
01:06:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:06:12
Steve-O
at the end, you can say, I told you so, but you haven't taken in a single bit of any art.
01:06:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:06:14
IGOTTADUMP
Exactly.
01:06:21
SinkorSwim
Dude, it's so good, though, guys.
01:06:24
Steve-O
I know.
01:06:24
SinkorSwim
I mean, you played it, right?
01:06:24
Steve-O
Believe me. I, you
01:06:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Chris played Alan Wake 2.
01:06:25
IGOTTADUMP
I know, I know.
01:06:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah, chris Chris ate his...
01:06:27
Steve-O
I want to. It looks awesome.
01:06:28
SinkorSwim
He he cleaned his plate.
01:06:29
Steve-O
I am stoked for Control 2 basically this year.
01:06:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah. well right So right now, I'm actually playing the DLC for in Alan Wake 2, which is you're one of the FBC agents. And I'm just like, yo, I cannot fucking wait for Control 2.
01:06:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, that game is, ah I think everybody's pretty pumped for that.
01:06:46
SinkorSwim
Resonant, right? Yeah, that game's gonna fucking...
01:06:48
Steve-O
um
01:06:50
IGOTTADUMP
um
01:06:50
SinkorSwim
Oh,
01:06:51
IGOTTADUMP
least us three. don't know about John. John wasn't, John never played Control.
01:06:55
Steve-O
John only cares about one thing and it's disgusting.
01:06:59
SinkorSwim
that stupid baby.
01:07:01
Steve-O
No, no.
01:07:03
IGOTTADUMP
Red Dead Redemption 2.
01:07:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:07:05
Steve-O
Red Dead Redemption 2, but he has to make sure it's...
01:07:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know, you put a cowboy hat on that on that on that ah on that main character control.
01:07:11
Steve-O
Dude, you know what?
01:07:11
SinkorSwim
he's in
01:07:13
Steve-O
We just need to mod all his games to just be Arthur Morgan.
01:07:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah, probably. It's just funny because.
01:07:19
Steve-O
When John falls into something, he falls into something.
01:07:21
IGOTTADUMP
What the hell's in that refrigerator?
01:07:24
SinkorSwim
It's just funny because I was i was like looking at i was looking up um like trailer foot or gameplay footage of Control Resonant.
01:07:25
IGOTTADUMP
lot it eating people.
01:07:31
SinkorSwim
I was like, God, the cameras really pulled back in comparison to Alan Wake 2.
01:07:38
Steve-O
It's
01:07:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that is... Yeah, yeah.
01:07:38
SinkorSwim
Obvious reasons, you know, for obvious reasons.
01:07:40
SinkorSwim
Right. But.
01:07:41
IGOTTADUMP
You're flying around, man.
01:07:42
SinkorSwim
like, man, going to be so sick.
01:07:43
Steve-O
melee flying around.
01:07:46
SinkorSwim
Just really excited to play that game, man.
01:07:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, me too. I think the change in combat, too, looks this is pretty neat.
01:07:50
SinkorSwim
That's, uh, yeah.
01:07:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:07:54
IGOTTADUMP
like I like where they're going with it.
01:07:56
SinkorSwim
Unofficial commercial for, for, uh, fucking for respawn, dude.
01:08:00
Steve-O
Respawn Entertainment.
01:08:03
IGOTTADUMP
Well, you know, you make all these quality games and it just, they're like the Martin Scorsese of game studios.
01:08:10
SinkorSwim
Yeah, well, it's it's funny because I think the algorithm has been aware of this. So then I was like watching all these like Max Payne retrospective videos and stuff, too. was like, oh, I'm just too locked in.
01:08:21
IGOTTADUMP
They'll get their flowers one day, probably control too.
01:08:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:08:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah, well, I mean, shit, Alan Wake, too, is truly like it's a standout among a standout year. You know, it was ah it was a nominee, right?
01:08:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, definitely.
01:08:36
SinkorSwim
Obviously, it's not going win, but like still. And it's my honestly, it's my personal game of the year. RE4, maybe, maybe. No, I was not convinced.
01:08:49
SinkorSwim
was like, maybe John bullied me into picking RE4 remake, but I don't think he did.
01:08:54
Steve-O
John does have a superpower of infecting people's brains with his hype.
01:08:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:08:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Well, you know what? It's not necessary. It's because he's so like behind the times. So he gets into it like and he doesn't let the fact that it's a decade old like affect him.
01:09:10
Steve-O
Right.
01:09:11
SinkorSwim
So it's just like, oh, my and then we all go like, damn, that was fun, wasn't it? And then like we just fire it up. Because why not? But.
01:09:20
Steve-O
going be like, wow, you know what?
01:09:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:09:21
Steve-O
We were wrong in 2020.
01:09:23
SinkorSwim
you
01:09:23
Steve-O
Cyberpunk was amazing.
01:09:26
IGOTTADUMP
a
01:09:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I mean, listen.
01:09:30
IGOTTADUMP
Well, there's definitely a chunk of cyberpunk that's amazing.
01:09:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Hey, man, I am very fortunate that I got to basically forget Alan Wake came out. Or I'm sorry, id Control. ah Fuck me, I'm um broken.
01:09:43
Steve-O
Dude, you broke.
01:09:43
SinkorSwim
That Cyberpunk had come out for like a six years.
01:09:44
IGOTTADUMP
Uh-oh.
01:09:46
IGOTTADUMP
Devin's got cyberpsychosis.
01:09:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:09:49
Steve-O
I'll put him down. Mm-hmm.
01:09:50
IGOTTADUMP
Put that mother bugger now.
01:09:50
SinkorSwim
No, but dude, dude, look at this. Look at this. It won. Alan Wake 2 won best game direction, best narrative, best art direction. That's some banger awards, dude.
01:10:01
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, they it cleaned it definitely cleaned up. And it cleaned up where it should have.
01:10:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
01:10:07
IGOTTADUMP
Those are well-deserved awards for that game.
01:10:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:10:12
IGOTTADUMP
But, you know, ah hate to say but the big award, it just didn't...
01:10:18
SinkorSwim
Nah, was anyone surprised?
01:10:18
IGOTTADUMP
olympus No, course not.
01:10:21
Steve-O
and cenship
01:10:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:10:24
IGOTTADUMP
Absolutely not.
01:10:24
SinkorSwim
You know, I'm a Baldur's Gate hater.
01:10:27
IGOTTADUMP
I know.
01:10:27
Steve-O
You know, i made so many characters in the beginning of that game, and then I would play for like an hour, and then I would go, i want to make a different character.
01:10:29
IGOTTADUMP
i know.
01:10:37
Steve-O
And I just never got past that.
01:10:38
IGOTTADUMP
He fell into a hole.
01:10:39
Steve-O
I really did.
01:10:39
SinkorSwim
john John had the opposite problem where he made like a terrible character and was like, this game sucks because my guy's too small to jump over in steps.
01:10:39
IGOTTADUMP
He fell into a hole.
01:10:47
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
01:10:47
SinkorSwim
And then he stopped playing it. It's like, yeah, if you just made like a normal fucking character, you would have loved this.
01:10:51
IGOTTADUMP
See, I made a tiny character, but he could jump.
01:10:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:10:54
IGOTTADUMP
That's nice.
01:10:54
Steve-O
He made Mario.
01:10:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:10:55
Steve-O
He's jumping.
01:10:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's
01:10:57
SinkorSwim
But, uh, man, 2023. ah felt like before the bad times. Right.
01:11:05
Steve-O
Yeah, little get a little bit That's where we forgot what the bad times were.
01:11:06
SinkorSwim
Was that before the bad times?
01:11:06
IGOTTADUMP
Sure. Eh.
01:11:10
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
01:11:10
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:11:10
SinkorSwim
We thought there there were the bad times. And then it's like, no, no, no, no
01:11:13
IGOTTADUMP
Now we're in the sequel.
01:11:13
Steve-O
we were like, wow.
01:11:14
IGOTTADUMP
This is sequel.
01:11:14
Steve-O
Things sure are expensive, man. We didn't know.
01:11:19
SinkorSwim
no. Yeah, speaking of expensive, um yeah, Game Pass got slightly less expensive, which is a nice change of pace for existing.
01:11:21
IGOTTADUMP
Summer children, if you will.
01:11:28
Steve-O
They did pull Call a Duty from it.
01:11:31
IGOTTADUMP
What are you guys playing on Game Pass right now?
01:11:33
SinkorSwim
but Nothing, because I don't have it, and...
01:11:36
IGOTTADUMP
ah
01:11:36
Steve-O
Yeah, i got i don't I don't got Game Pass, man.
01:11:37
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, oh ah so you're getting it now that they lowered...
01:11:40
SinkorSwim
But it's still...
01:11:41
Steve-O
No. No.
01:11:42
SinkorSwim
no, no, no.
01:11:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh!
01:11:46
SinkorSwim
I mean, listen, it's still kind of a nightmare, and it's still like a trashy console slash living situation, whatever's going on there at Microsoft.
01:11:54
Steve-O
no
01:11:54
IGOTTADUMP
Living situation.
01:11:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah, because they kind of cleaned house.
01:11:59
IGOTTADUMP
You think they're living in the building?
01:12:01
Steve-O
ah I mean, they might have to now.
01:12:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's a control situation. Yeah, it's the oldest house.
01:12:03
IGOTTADUMP
It's a control situation?
01:12:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's the oldest house situation over there. No one's been allowed to leave for a few months now.
01:12:10
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody's got STDs and they're the bosses are secretly sneaking in and a cell and so they don't notice.
01:12:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:12:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's pretty toxic. But, um... No, no, but, like...
01:12:19
IGOTTADUMP
Nice work, Bill Gates.
01:12:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But, like... they They acknowledge they have a problem. And they're looking to fix it. And, um...
01:12:30
IGOTTADUMP
Are they? Okay.
01:12:32
SinkorSwim
I think so. I do. I do. Because...
01:12:34
IGOTTADUMP
All right. Just ask if
01:12:35
Steve-O
They've been trying to fix a lot of things for the past.
01:12:37
SinkorSwim
I mean, listen, no, no, it's, right it's, are they true?
01:12:37
IGOTTADUMP
ifp It kind of feels like it's a plumber who's standing in like a foot of liquid and he's like, oh yeah, you know, this is
01:12:40
Steve-O
It's...
01:12:46
SinkorSwim
Well, we could fix it if we just gut it the entire house.
01:12:49
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
01:12:50
SinkorSwim
And that's kind of the situation. we I'm not saying they're gonna, right? But I'd like to see that there, it's funny to see Phil Spencer basically just, you know, in his cup chair and sob.
01:12:56
IGOTTADUMP
This could be worse.
01:12:59
IGOTTADUMP
Disappeared?
01:13:00
Steve-O
it's Very interesting because we are still marketing an entire console for one type of gamer that has gone extinct because they've all become like dads now.
01:13:01
SinkorSwim
It was funny.
01:13:14
Steve-O
It's like the dude bro demographic.
01:13:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:13:17
Steve-O
That's gone. Like they're not like in the dorms playing heckin' Halo. Gear, I mean, Gears maybe a little bit, but.
01:13:25
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody's playing Gears, Steve.
01:13:26
Steve-O
The kids love the Gears of War.
01:13:27
IGOTTADUMP
I got Gears on right now. I'm mute.
01:13:30
SinkorSwim
I've been playing Gears since we started.
01:13:32
IGOTTADUMP
I'm fucking rocking right through
01:13:32
Steve-O
she's put years
01:13:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he's rolling shotguns right now.
01:13:35
Steve-O
it's on me and man fuck me you right
01:13:37
IGOTTADUMP
it, dude. I don't even need to hear Dom's voice.
01:13:37
SinkorSwim
Rolling shotters.
01:13:38
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:13:40
IGOTTADUMP
It's in my head.
01:13:40
Steve-O
you right
01:13:41
Steve-O
this is a big year for them because you know they gotta make i think they need to make forza work and i'm gonna make i think they need to make fable work too this year or else people are just gonna go why would i ever play an xbox
01:13:53
SinkorSwim
do you Do you think Fable's going to get pushed?
01:13:55
Steve-O
Well, that's what people are saying, but i'm I don't believe it because I needed to come out this year because of fantasy draft.
01:14:03
SinkorSwim
For your fantasy critic?
01:14:03
IGOTTADUMP
ah Steve, i hate I hate to poo-poo on your parade, but when has Fable ever done what it was supposed to?
01:14:13
Steve-O
Oh, that's a sick burn.
01:14:14
SinkorSwim
That's a sick burn, dude.
01:14:16
Steve-O
The only reason I'm putting faith in it it this year or whenever it comes out is because they they put the team that makes the only other good game on Xbox on it, which is the Forza Horizon team.
01:14:16
SinkorSwim
You're going to take that, dude?
01:14:30
Steve-O
And so they're literally putting out two games this year or this year and next year.
01:14:35
IGOTTADUMP
So what you're telling me is every character in Fables going to be a car?
01:14:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:14:39
Steve-O
It might be Carsverse. Fable.
01:14:43
IGOTTADUMP
right. All right. Okay. All right.
01:14:46
SinkorSwim
so
01:14:46
Steve-O
I still haven't watched that third movie, so I don't know what happens.
01:14:46
IGOTTADUMP
I'm in.
01:14:48
Steve-O
Don't spoil anything for me.
01:14:49
SinkorSwim
Not to like not to like go back into Fancy a Critic, but it's sickening right now because Steve is currently in last place with negative 10 points, right?
01:14:59
IGOTTADUMP
Oh. Oh, Steve.
01:15:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:15:01
SinkorSwim
he's projected to win the entire year.
01:15:04
Steve-O
Wait, did I get, wait, did I get bumped up again? i thought I was second place.
01:15:08
SinkorSwim
You're projected to win. You have 110 109 projected points.
01:15:14
Steve-O
Wow. What?
01:15:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Now, again, obviously, yeah, Soros, Soros and.
01:15:16
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
01:15:16
Steve-O
Oh, Soros.
01:15:17
Steve-O
It was Soros that got me.
01:15:22
SinkorSwim
mean, again, you know, it's just funny because I was like, wait, Steve's in the last place right now with negative 10 points. Now, Soros hasn't hit yet.
01:15:28
IGOTTADUMP
Diarrhea to riches.
01:15:30
SinkorSwim
So, Chris, you're you're officially going to be out of the negatives. Congrats.
01:15:37
SinkorSwim
Congrats, Steve.
01:15:38
IGOTTADUMP
I did like watching the negatives, I have to admit.
01:15:39
SinkorSwim
Ain't like a day.
01:15:39
Steve-O
Thank you. Thank you.
01:15:42
IGOTTADUMP
You and you and Steve going...
01:15:44
SinkorSwim
Dude.
01:15:45
Steve-O
Dude, if you told me Poco Pio was going to get a 90 open critic.
01:15:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Fucking steak. And honestly, I would argue that's over that's overrated.
01:15:57
Steve-O
I mean, I tanked out of that game.
01:15:57
SinkorSwim
of are you Are you still in the Tomodachi life?
01:15:58
Steve-O
like It's very good. It's not a 90. I got to say, it's not a 90. I'm still on that Tomodashi grind.
01:16:05
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:16:05
Steve-O
it's It's so much just bullshit you can just put on in the background and just let it just give you some...
01:16:10
SinkorSwim
Are you saying we should flop those? Because Tamadokshi's an
01:16:14
Steve-O
now No, no. I would say Tomodachi is on point. I think 80 is on point.
01:16:20
SinkorSwim
okay
01:16:21
Steve-O
I would say Pocopio would be a strong 86, 87. Yeah, I can
01:16:26
SinkorSwim
So you you could only be negative.
01:16:29
Steve-O
yeah i going only be so negative.
01:16:29
SinkorSwim
Negative six points instead negative ten points right now.
01:16:31
Steve-O
I can't put it in like the 90s realm.
01:16:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, that's fair. It's just very funny to me. Um... No, but, uh... I don't know. yeah Listen, like I like i said, um are they going to turn things around? Who knows?
01:16:48
SinkorSwim
Still pretty doubtful.
01:16:49
Steve-O
Xbox? No.
01:16:51
SinkorSwim
But it's just nice to see that. And the only caveat here is that they lower the price, but they removed Call of Duty, which I don't think is a bad decision. i think everybody's like, no, that's fair.
01:17:03
SinkorSwim
Because I think the hardcore's...
01:17:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:07
SinkorSwim
All the hardcores already had Game Pass and they weren't like, oh, now I'll get it. I'll get a free Call of Duty. Like those guys didn't play Call of Duty.
01:17:14
Steve-O
No, the people who play Call Duty only play Call of Duty.
01:17:14
SinkorSwim
Or if they did, it just didn't matter.
01:17:18
Steve-O
So they buy Call of Duty and that's it.
01:17:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:17:22
SinkorSwim
Oh, man.
01:17:23
IGOTTADUMP
What a sad life.
01:17:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:17:25
Steve-O
Mm
01:17:25
SinkorSwim
Honestly, I think about that. I'm like, I can't imagine just being that guy that like plays two games all year as I've as I've been playing Space Ring 2 on and off as my own game.
01:17:31
IGOTTADUMP
That can't be good for your mental health, just playing the game. Like, listen, I play games.
01:17:36
Steve-O
hmm.
01:17:37
IGOTTADUMP
There is one game I have that I tend to play just nonstop, almost on an addictive level.
01:17:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:44
IGOTTADUMP
we'll We'll call it that. But the game is is not like shooting people all day.
01:17:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:17:49
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know.
01:17:49
Steve-O
No, no i
01:17:50
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not saying video games are leading to violent outcomes or anything like that, but to just center on one is kind of fucked up.
01:17:59
Steve-O
I think that's a weird generational thing where our generation, we grew up in like the advent of technology jumping so quickly in increments of time. So like you would play a game for like, you know, you but you play a game for like a month back in our day, but still like, then it would be like, yo look at, look at this.
01:18:18
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm. Yeah.
01:18:22
Steve-O
It's the super Nintendo version. It's the Sega Genesis version. It's the super, uh, I'm sorry. It's the Sony PlayStation version. It's the Nintendo 64 version. So you're seeing these like huge jumps nowadays.
01:18:35
Steve-O
A game comes out and it's meant to just exist and be like a game you play for 10 years and the graphics aren't getting much better. Like,
01:18:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:18:45
IGOTTADUMP
That's true.
01:18:45
Steve-O
Fortnite came out almost 10 years ago.
01:18:49
Steve-O
you know, I'm sure there have been some graphical changes, but from like hindsight, not really. Like my brain just goes, that's what Fortnite looks like. It's like the cartoony shoot shoot game.
01:18:59
SinkorSwim
And you know what's a
01:18:59
IGOTTADUMP
Do you think it's also like people can make a career out of playing these games and that's like part of the allure?
01:19:06
Steve-O
Definitely, too. I think there's people who, um you know, they see streamers and they go, oh, streamers are playing Minecraft. You know, Minecraft's a game I've been playing. It came out when I was a kid and it's still getting updates and like stuff. And so that's like my game.
01:19:23
Steve-O
And it's, you know, you don't see people doing Mario three like speed run competitions.
01:19:26
IGOTTADUMP
Guy's making money.
01:19:32
Steve-O
And if they are, they're not publicized. People don't care.
01:19:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, like you're in the the trenches of of Twitch when you find those guys.
01:19:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:19:44
SinkorSwim
Which is, you know, what are you going to do? But, you know, it's funny that you mention that, though. Like just throwing a game on in the background or just like killy shooty things. I was watching Invincible when Jenny came home today.
01:19:59
SinkorSwim
And um it was it was like during a big fight scene. And Jenny's like, there's always war happening on the TV when you're doing anything.
01:20:10
SinkorSwim
like What do you mean? She's like, there's always like, she's like, you could be watching a movie, a show or a game. And it's just screaming, shooting and hitting.
01:20:19
IGOTTADUMP
some sitcoms, Devin.
01:20:19
SinkorSwim
She's like, it's the same sounds no matter what thing you're doing.
01:20:20
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. All right.
01:20:23
IGOTTADUMP
ah
01:20:24
SinkorSwim
And I felt very attacked and I had no defense against it. I was like, oh no.
01:20:29
IGOTTADUMP
you i some sehos devin
01:20:30
Steve-O
That's a Yeah, you need something real flat.
01:20:32
SinkorSwim
know Like, what the thing is, is, like, I cool, like, my cool off is, like, I'll watch, like, 90 Day Fiance or, like, Summer House or Jenny.
01:20:40
IGOTTADUMP
okay
01:20:41
Steve-O
Okay.
01:20:41
IGOTTADUMP
all right
01:20:41
SinkorSwim
But, like, yeah, but, like,
01:20:41
Steve-O
You know what? That's a drastic jump.
01:20:45
Steve-O
She needs to have you playing it without her in the room.
01:20:47
SinkorSwim
she really she really kind of, like, zeroed in on an insecurity of mine. And I was, like, how do I, oh, no, oh shut up.
01:20:53
IGOTTADUMP
You
01:20:55
SinkorSwim
Like, all I could say is like, show shut up.
01:20:57
SinkorSwim
You're not right. Yeah, she's like, all your... do Just fighting. it's all it is. It's fighting.
01:20:57
Steve-O
She's like you're a war whore.
01:21:03
Steve-O
fighting, screaming, fire, explosions.
01:21:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:21:08
IGOTTADUMP
know, it's funny. My mom said the same thing about Neil Breen to me.
01:21:11
Steve-O
You're always watching Neil Breen movies when I go in.
01:21:13
SinkorSwim
God, I'm so sick of listening to Neil Breen books.
01:21:14
IGOTTADUMP
It's always on. i just hear him ranting ah pull about politics all the time.
01:21:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:21:27
SinkorSwim
very, you know, just very over it. often I hate it.
01:21:32
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not getting I haven't even gotten to the bottom of it that's what I tell her I'm like I'm not still fucking digging there's plenty of work to do
01:21:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:21:36
Steve-O
who
01:21:36
SinkorSwim
I'm still digging, hun.
01:21:37
Steve-O
Still got work to do.
01:21:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:21:41
Steve-O
Guys, you want to play a game real quick?
01:21:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:21:43
IGOTTADUMP
oh Steve you had a ah you had a little game plan for us okay
01:21:47
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing a different thing now. But it's the same idea with action movie stars.
01:21:53
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:21:53
Steve-O
Now I've got a randomizer wheel that I'm going spin and it's going to give you a random action movie star.
01:21:53
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:22:01
Steve-O
Now what I want to do for each of you, and I'm going to have you to decide who wants to go first, Devin or Chris, ah you need to do a blind top five of the action movie stars.
01:22:08
SinkorSwim
Oh man.
01:22:15
Steve-O
Okay. So, you know, I'll spin the wheel. I'll say a name and you have to be like, this is my number one action movie star.
01:22:23
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit.
01:22:24
Steve-O
Or if it's like, oh no, this is maybe.
01:22:26
IGOTTADUMP
I got to slot them in as they're on my boat.
01:22:26
SinkorSwim
man
01:22:29
Steve-O
Yes, but you don't know who's coming up next.
01:22:31
IGOTTADUMP
You want to do five?
01:22:33
Steve-O
I'm going to do five and I'm to delete them.
01:22:35
SinkorSwim
Man, this is a i be honest this is a lot to ask of me 30 seconds before we play. Top five of all time?
01:22:43
Steve-O
Top five and you just.
01:22:44
SinkorSwim
Personal.
01:22:44
IGOTTADUMP
Well, like, it's not going to be top five of all time, Devin. It's going to be top five of the list that Steve is giving you.
01:22:48
Steve-O
Of the list I'm giving. Yeah. Yeah.
01:22:51
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:22:52
IGOTTADUMP
All right. So that's that's our are out here.
01:22:52
Steve-O
yeah
01:22:53
Steve-O
So.
01:22:56
Steve-O
Right. So. no Who wants to go first?
01:23:00
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:23:01
IGOTTADUMP
You know what I'll go first. I'll go first.
01:23:02
Steve-O
Okay. All right. I'm going to spin the wheel, Chris.
01:23:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
01:23:06
Steve-O
Here we go. It's spinning. It's spinning. I removed the spin sound from the board.
01:23:11
IGOTTADUMP
Now I can also decline. Or did I have to slot them in?
01:23:14
SinkorSwim
No, wait, wait,
01:23:15
Steve-O
No, you have to. I'm only giving you five names.
01:23:15
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I have to slot them in. Okay.
01:23:17
Steve-O
I'm giving you five names.
01:23:19
IGOTTADUMP
Yo. Real.
01:23:20
SinkorSwim
Oh, so this is kind of, yeah, this is like a blind ranking, right?
01:23:20
IGOTTADUMP
Let's.
01:23:23
Steve-O
A blind top five. You got a blind ranking.
01:23:24
IGOTTADUMP
ah Okay. Alright, cool. Cool, cool, cool.
01:23:26
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:23:26
Steve-O
So right out the gate. So
01:23:30
IGOTTADUMP
is
01:23:31
Steve-O
ah if this was a weird one. ah and I think it slipped by my purview.
01:23:36
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, no.
01:23:37
Steve-O
Ving Rhames.
01:23:38
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not hoping Reigns.
01:23:40
SinkorSwim
Okay. but
01:23:40
Steve-O
i
01:23:42
IGOTTADUMP
ha
01:23:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Chris. ah Thank you for going first, Chris.
01:23:45
IGOTTADUMP
So he's in all of the Mission Impossible movies.
01:23:49
SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, yeah.
01:23:49
IGOTTADUMP
Right?
01:23:49
SinkorSwim
he All those action scenes he he has in those movies.
01:23:52
IGOTTADUMP
He's sitting down for all of them.
01:23:53
SinkorSwim
yes listen Listen, I'll give you...
01:23:53
Steve-O
but
01:23:55
IGOTTADUMP
He's sitting in a chair!
01:23:59
SinkorSwim
so So, real quick, real quick. Now, Chris has to pick Ving Reigns, but he just has to slot him one through five.
01:24:04
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I have to put him somewhere.
01:24:05
Steve-O
Yeah, he's either the number one guy or he puts it somewhere in the middle or he's like, this is the bottom.
01:24:06
IGOTTADUMP
somewhere
01:24:11
Steve-O
It will not get worse than Ving Rhames, action movie star.
01:24:11
SinkorSwim
I mean...
01:24:14
IGOTTADUMP
i gotta admit, i think i'd I think you gave me a gift here because I think I have my number five on my...
01:24:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, that's an easy five.
01:24:21
Steve-O
Okay, so...
01:24:23
SinkorSwim
little All respect to Ving Rhames, that's an easy five.
01:24:23
IGOTTADUMP
So that, thank you, Steve. Thank you for giving me the English.
01:24:26
Steve-O
You got it. I'm going to quickly do a Google dot for this.
01:24:29
SinkorSwim
I just remember him. Yeah, you know, I'll say this while you're doing that. In respect to Ving Rhames, he does load a shotgun in slow-mo or real good.
01:24:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, so we we I was also thinking of the Dawn of the Dead remake.
01:24:43
SinkorSwim
That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. needs
01:24:45
IGOTTADUMP
So that was definitely calculated in. um
01:24:48
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:24:49
IGOTTADUMP
Did not affect my choice.
01:24:51
SinkorSwim
The thing rings, dude.
01:24:53
IGOTTADUMP
Did not affect my choice.
01:24:53
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:24:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah.
01:24:56
IGOTTADUMP
He was also, ah you know, great in a movie. So that was probably not not the best, you know, for for that.
01:25:05
Steve-O
and Okay.
01:25:07
IGOTTADUMP
ah So, yeah, I got to put him in five.
01:25:09
SinkorSwim
You know? Hey, listen. he's He's great in Pulp Fiction.
01:25:12
IGOTTADUMP
He's wonderful in Pulp Fiction.
01:25:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:25:14
IGOTTADUMP
Don't get me wrong. Wonderful. Wonderful actor.
01:25:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:25:17
IGOTTADUMP
Really.
01:25:17
Steve-O
Well, I have just spun the wheel again, Chris.
01:25:21
SinkorSwim
Oh, this is for, oh, so.
01:25:21
IGOTTADUMP
Wait, I gotta go. it's i'm I'm first?
01:25:21
Steve-O
and um Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah. i
01:25:24
IGOTTADUMP
Like, I'm...
01:25:25
Steve-O
I'm just going down your whole list and then I'm going to do Devin's whole list.
01:25:25
IGOTTADUMP
Ugh.
01:25:27
SinkorSwim
Ooh, yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:25:27
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit.
01:25:29
Steve-O
So...
01:25:29
SinkorSwim
Give it to me.
01:25:30
IGOTTADUMP
Alright.
01:25:31
Steve-O
ah Chris, your next name, speaking of Pulp Fiction, is Samuel L. Jackson.
01:25:39
IGOTTADUMP
Ooh. Ooh. Um...
01:25:47
SinkorSwim
I mean, Chris, who doesn't like Last Kiss Goodnight? or long kiss goodnight.
01:25:53
IGOTTADUMP
um
01:25:56
SinkorSwim
Still not like what you would, man, it's, it's, it's
01:25:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, not not your not your prototypical action star.
01:25:58
Steve-O
You're getting... You're...
01:26:02
Steve-O
You're somehow dodging the big action star names.
01:26:07
IGOTTADUMP
um he plays really He plays really wonderful villains, I think, more than he plays good guys. um I'm going to... You know what? I'm going to put him...
01:26:23
IGOTTADUMP
going to put him comfortably at four.
01:26:27
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:26:27
Steve-O
At four, okay.
01:26:27
SinkorSwim
yeah Right now, this is what I'd be doing.
01:26:28
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:26:32
Steve-O
All right, so right now, Chris still has one, two, and three open. His number four is Samuel Jackson. Number five, Ving Rhames.
01:26:42
Steve-O
that's ah This is an interesting list that you're putting together.
01:26:45
SinkorSwim
Dude, if you pull in your cell phone next, I'm going to question some things.
01:26:45
IGOTTADUMP
I... I...
01:26:49
Steve-O
so Now, Chris, i I just spun the wheel again, and it has given me your next action movie star.
01:26:52
SinkorSwim
He'll have the coolest list for sure.
01:27:00
Steve-O
It's Tony Jaa.
01:27:02
IGOTTADUMP
Tony Jaa.
01:27:03
SinkorSwim
Ooh, Tony Jaa.
01:27:03
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, wow. That's a good one, actually.
01:27:09
IGOTTADUMP
Jaa.
01:27:13
IGOTTADUMP
I like Ong Bak. I have to admit, I do like Muay Thai. um
01:27:19
SinkorSwim
Mm-hmm.
01:27:20
IGOTTADUMP
I like The Protector.
01:27:25
IGOTTADUMP
He did kick a light out. A streetlight.
01:27:29
SinkorSwim
He did kick a streetlight.
01:27:30
Steve-O
He did kick that streetlight out.
01:27:32
IGOTTADUMP
That was fucking awesome.
01:27:38
IGOTTADUMP
I think he's a...
01:27:38
SinkorSwim
But it just feels like there's some bangers that could be that are left.
01:27:41
IGOTTADUMP
I feel like he's a safe two.
01:27:44
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:27:44
Steve-O
ah Okay, two There we go.
01:27:45
IGOTTADUMP
I think he's a safe two. I think he could have been in a few more really wonderful action movies. He could have kept making his own. I think that would have been better.
01:27:45
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:27:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I think ah Tony Jaa is currently battling cancer. So shout outs to Tony Jaa.
01:28:00
IGOTTADUMP
Oh my god, that is terrible.
01:28:03
SinkorSwim
He's
01:28:04
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Yeah, he's going to beat the shit out of that cancer.
01:28:07
SinkorSwim
going to beat the piss out of that thing.
01:28:07
IGOTTADUMP
Like he's going to kick the light out of it.
01:28:10
Steve-O
Take the light out of it.
01:28:10
IGOTTADUMP
Like he did that light in that street.
01:28:11
SinkorSwim
He's going kick that thing right out.
01:28:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I'm happy with him at too. I really enjoyed Protector and Ong Bak.
01:28:17
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:28:20
Steve-O
Well, Chris, the next actor that you got on your randomized spin is Mila Jojovic.
01:28:30
IGOTTADUMP
Oh man. oh man'am
01:28:32
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:28:33
Steve-O
You have one in three left.
01:28:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Okay.
01:28:35
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, that's brutal. ah
01:28:36
SinkorSwim
there
01:28:38
IGOTTADUMP
I definitely would have obviously put Samuel Jackson over her. i don't know about Bing Rames.
01:28:42
SinkorSwim
Nope.
01:28:43
IGOTTADUMP
I think she would have been a better four than Samuel.
01:28:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Listen, final ah Fifth Element, still a banger.
01:28:50
IGOTTADUMP
That is a banger. I really don't...
01:28:52
SinkorSwim
She kicked that zombie dog, Chris.
01:28:55
IGOTTADUMP
I really don't like the Resident Evil movies because I feel like it's mostly her...
01:28:55
Steve-O
She did kick that zombie dog.
01:29:01
IGOTTADUMP
ah like quick cuts so you know it's not like a lot of good like action choreography like it's kind of cheaply choreographed um so she loses some points for that so three obviously is the choice there i will not give her the one spot and this puts me in a very precarious no no no no i'm putting her three
01:29:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:29:14
SinkorSwim
he was blood rain, bro.
01:29:20
SinkorSwim
Sorry.
01:29:20
Steve-O
Wait, you gave her the one spot? Oh, okay.
01:29:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:29:24
IGOTTADUMP
But this puts me in a very precarious spot because the next person you pick, regardless of who it is, is going to be my number one.
01:29:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:29:31
Steve-O
Wow, Chris. Wow. Let me just say, i spun the wheel. Your number one, we got ourselves a big movie star.
01:29:42
Steve-O
It's Tom Cruise. Your number one action star is Tom Cruise.
01:29:45
IGOTTADUMP
Oh!
01:29:45
IGOTTADUMP
Well,
01:29:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:29:49
IGOTTADUMP
not particularly my favorite, but I got admit, if there's... A number one spot on any boat. It's going to be on Action Stars.
01:29:57
SinkorSwim
can i Can I be honest with you? i initially just did a quick draft of my own top five. He's on it. Tom Cruise is on my own personal top five.
01:30:03
Steve-O
Wow.
01:30:05
IGOTTADUMP
Well, there you go. I think that's perfectly perfect for him at number one.
01:30:09
SinkorSwim
So you got you got, you know, you got some gems.
01:30:12
Steve-O
Your. Yeah, your list.
01:30:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's not terrible.
01:30:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:30:16
IGOTTADUMP
it's it's
01:30:16
Steve-O
Number five, Ving Rhames.
01:30:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:30:17
IGOTTADUMP
It's a fun group. It's a fun group.
01:30:22
SinkorSwim
Now,
01:30:22
Steve-O
Samuel l Jackson, number four, three, Mila Jojovic, two, Tony Jaa, and number one, Tom Cruise.
01:30:29
SinkorSwim
now Steve, do I have the benefit of having all those names removed?
01:30:29
IGOTTADUMP
Can't go wrong with
01:30:32
Steve-O
You do.
01:30:32
SinkorSwim
Benefit slash negative?
01:30:33
Steve-O
You do.
01:30:34
IGOTTADUMP
that. I will say i think I have the most amount of money on my boat.
01:30:34
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:30:39
SinkorSwim
There's a lot of money on that boat.
01:30:40
Steve-O
There's some big money on that, though.
01:30:41
IGOTTADUMP
i think i I think I have the outside Tony's job. I think I have the most amount money on that boat.
01:30:49
Steve-O
All right. Well, I've got to start writing for Devin's list. So Devin, I spun the wheel. It randomized your first actor and it gave you the invisible man himself, John Cena.
01:31:04
SinkorSwim
Ooh. Um, huh.
01:31:12
SinkorSwim
Hmm. Cena, not bad. i just don't think he's been in the game long enough slash it's, you know, we're, we're kind of past the point where, you know, his best action movies, I think frankly are behind him.
01:31:31
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:31:31
IGOTTADUMP
I also think he's more, i think I know him better for TV action, which is weirdly not an action star, you know?
01:31:31
SinkorSwim
Um,
01:31:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah. And like, Peacemaker, obviously great character. I think I like him in in other roles. I'll be honest, I was really, i really, as odd of a sentence as this is, but I was really expecting a lot more from him in the Fast and Furious movie ah that he was in.
01:32:08
SinkorSwim
I'm going to go conservative here. and I'm going to say five.
01:32:12
Steve-O
Okay.
01:32:13
SinkorSwim
If I didn't think there were some haters, I would have said four.
01:32:18
Steve-O
There are absolutely hitters on this list.
01:32:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah. But I'm say I'm putting my five.
01:32:24
Steve-O
Now, i need to preface this. I did not make this list. I actually hemmed it down.
01:32:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no affair.
01:32:32
Steve-O
um
01:32:32
IGOTTADUMP
I take no responsibility for this.
01:32:33
Steve-O
ah But I spun the wheel and Just the wheel giveth. Your next actor is stone cold Steve Austin.
01:32:44
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, it's a wrestling boat. It's a wrestling boat.
01:32:50
Steve-O
What?
01:32:51
IGOTTADUMP
guess That's rough.
01:32:51
SinkorSwim
Man. um
01:32:53
IGOTTADUMP
I'm sorry, dude.
01:32:56
SinkorSwim
But like, is it though?
01:32:56
IGOTTADUMP
i'm sorry dude
01:32:57
SinkorSwim
Is it though?
01:32:58
Steve-O
That's a sad story.
01:32:59
IGOTTADUMP
it but ah I don't think it's better.
01:32:59
Steve-O
Too bad you're dead.
01:33:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah. ah
01:33:03
IGOTTADUMP
ah o You're crazy.
01:33:04
SinkorSwim
You know what? i don't think you know I don't think a man alive will convict me if I put Stone Cold at number four. Over John Cena.
01:33:13
IGOTTADUMP
You're nuts.
01:33:13
SinkorSwim
Dude, it's Stone Cold. i don't It's just like that whole... i mean...
01:33:19
SinkorSwim
like like so i Yeah, The Condemned?
01:33:19
Steve-O
Come on, the condemned.
01:33:22
Steve-O
I'm from a small Alaskan fishing town called Go Fuck Your Mama.
01:33:26
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, name three other movies.
01:33:31
SinkorSwim
Expendables? The first one?
01:33:36
Steve-O
You can't do another Expendables.
01:33:38
SinkorSwim
No, he's only in one.
01:33:39
Steve-O
but
01:33:41
SinkorSwim
There is one more. I know he's in another one. Oh, ah Celebrity Deathmatch, Chris.
01:33:43
IGOTTADUMP
I said three.
01:33:46
SinkorSwim
Suck my dick.
01:33:46
IGOTTADUMP
ah you gave me
01:33:47
SinkorSwim
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:33:47
Steve-O
right
01:33:49
IGOTTADUMP
You gave me two. i said three.
01:33:52
SinkorSwim
No, I said Expendables, The Condemned, and Celebrity Deathmatch.
01:33:55
IGOTTADUMP
no, no. You gave condemned. I wanted three more.
01:33:58
SinkorSwim
Oh my, come on, man.
01:33:59
Steve-O
you
01:33:59
IGOTTADUMP
yeah hi yeah exactly.
01:34:00
SinkorSwim
What are you doing here?
01:34:00
IGOTTADUMP
exactly.
01:34:01
SinkorSwim
what are we doing here?
01:34:03
IGOTTADUMP
bucket exactly
01:34:03
SinkorSwim
Okay, the September 15th episode of Raw. ah so
01:34:10
Steve-O
You can't forget he's in Smosh the movie and the Longish Yard remake.
01:34:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he had the Longest Yard remake where he's super racist.
01:34:19
IGOTTADUMP
Adam Sandler comedy. Okay.
01:34:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:34:21
Steve-O
popular action movies.
01:34:23
SinkorSwim
ah
01:34:24
IGOTTADUMP
Okie dokie.
01:34:24
Steve-O
So where is Okay.
01:34:25
SinkorSwim
and he He's at four. I can't put him any higher.
01:34:31
Steve-O
okay
01:34:31
SinkorSwim
I think, i you know what, though? Just based off vibes and aura alone, I would still put him above John Cena.
01:34:36
IGOTTADUMP
What? You're fucking nuts.
01:34:37
SinkorSwim
He fucking rules, dude. What are you talking about?
01:34:40
IGOTTADUMP
You're crazy. You're crazy. That's crazy talk.
01:34:42
SinkorSwim
steve
01:34:43
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not holding this against you, Devin. I'm just pointing out that that is factually incorrect.
01:34:48
Steve-O
I mean, as a wrestling fan, I understand, but as like a like a media, yeah.
01:34:50
SinkorSwim
Should I...
01:34:54
SinkorSwim
As an action, yeah. Listen, all I need to do is fire up Stone Cold's Hellraising Moments. That came out in 2020.
01:35:01
Steve-O
That's the ultimate movie.
01:35:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
01:35:05
SinkorSwim
it's Hellraising Moments, dude.
01:35:07
Steve-O
Devin, I've got an absolute hellraiser for you right now. I spun the wheel.
01:35:10
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, here we go.
01:35:11
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:35:12
Steve-O
Your next pick, Antonio Banderas.
01:35:12
SinkorSwim
Give it to me.
01:35:13
IGOTTADUMP
Something good. Something good.
01:35:17
SinkorSwim
Ooh.
01:35:18
IGOTTADUMP
ho ho
01:35:19
SinkorSwim
Okay. All right. like some Zorro.
01:35:21
IGOTTADUMP
That doesn't suck.
01:35:22
SinkorSwim
like some Desperado. Whoa.
01:35:24
IGOTTADUMP
Desperado, of course.
01:35:27
Steve-O
Spy kids. Puss.
01:35:29
IGOTTADUMP
Assassins. Assassins.
01:35:31
Steve-O
Assassino.
01:35:32
IGOTTADUMP
Do you remember that meme where he's he's looking at the computer and he's like, that's from Assassins.
01:35:33
SinkorSwim
Was he...
01:35:36
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:35:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Wait, is that also the one where he's trying to... he's gonna so He has a sniper rifle on the guy, but he goes into the bank?
01:35:44
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude.
01:35:44
SinkorSwim
And then he has to pee in a cup? Or he has to pee in a bottle?
01:35:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. Yes. Yes.
01:35:49
SinkorSwim
yeah That movie is kind of sick.
01:35:50
IGOTTADUMP
That movie rocks.
01:35:51
SinkorSwim
um Listen, this is going to sound a little boring, but like I still think there's some...
01:35:55
Steve-O
You might remember him from Indiana Jones Call of Destiny.
01:35:59
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, no, no, no, no. You won't.
01:36:01
SinkorSwim
I think I got to put him at three.
01:36:01
IGOTTADUMP
You won't remember.
01:36:03
SinkorSwim
i think we're just going to do a slow...
01:36:04
Steve-O
Number three.
01:36:05
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:36:06
SinkorSwim
I think there's...
01:36:07
Steve-O
You're climbing.
01:36:07
IGOTTADUMP
That's pretty fair.
01:36:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:36:08
IGOTTADUMP
I fear you're you're you're getting into a tight spot, though, Devin.
01:36:12
SinkorSwim
I know, but like I just feel like Antonio Bennett, it's also not like...
01:36:12
IGOTTADUMP
I will say. You're painting yourself into a little bit corner.
01:36:19
SinkorSwim
One the first faces I think of when I think of action.
01:36:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:36:22
SinkorSwim
Not to say it doesn't belong there, but just, you know, what are you going All right, spin that wheel. Give it to me.
01:36:30
Steve-O
Well, I'm spinning it now.
01:36:33
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:36:33
Steve-O
oh my God.
01:36:36
SinkorSwim
This sounds right, unless it's...
01:36:37
Steve-O
You, I think you got one of the big boys in the field.
01:36:41
IGOTTADUMP
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
01:36:43
Steve-O
You got Arnold Schwarzenegger.
01:36:45
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, well.
01:36:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's number one, baby. What the bullet?
01:36:48
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:36:49
SinkorSwim
You're not getting better. You're not getting better.
01:36:51
IGOTTADUMP
That's, yeah.
01:36:53
Steve-O
All right.
01:36:53
IGOTTADUMP
That's a pretty definitive.
01:36:53
SinkorSwim
Dude, that's just, I just racked it and just fired.
01:36:57
IGOTTADUMP
You're a little top-heavy at the moment.
01:37:00
Steve-O
ah topic yeah Your top five is weird, but your number one makes perfect sense.
01:37:05
SinkorSwim
it's so It's a weird, yeah, yeah, number one. Yeah, I think it's kind of the only easy decision I've had. ah right, let's see what my number two is.
01:37:13
IGOTTADUMP
see.
01:37:14
IGOTTADUMP
Locked in.
01:37:14
SinkorSwim
I was waiting.
01:37:15
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
01:37:16
SinkorSwim
right.
01:37:17
Steve-O
Well, Devin, you know what? Your list is made it makes the good sense because your final pick, your number two, underneath Arnold, Jackie Chan.
01:37:28
SinkorSwim
Oh, yes. Also in my top five. Arnold and Jackie Chan are on my personal top five.
01:37:35
Steve-O
So that's, um,
01:37:35
SinkorSwim
Damn, dude. I think that cinches it.
01:37:37
IGOTTADUMP
i think I think you saved it towards the end there.
01:37:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah, so I got some real hitters and then some two kind of what are they doing there's.
01:37:41
IGOTTADUMP
No doubt.
01:37:46
SinkorSwim
But also just I think the vibes are. All right. Well, Steve, you have both fives. You have both top fives.
01:37:53
Steve-O
okay.
01:37:54
SinkorSwim
Who's.
01:37:54
Steve-O
Okay.
01:37:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:37:55
Steve-O
I'm looking at both.
01:37:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:37:57
Steve-O
Um,
01:37:57
SinkorSwim
I need your rank.
01:37:58
IGOTTADUMP
like steve i think so I think I know Steve's decision.
01:38:02
Steve-O
I think I'm going to pick Devin's, but I think I like Chris said, i think Chris got the money on the board.
01:38:13
IGOTTADUMP
I do got the money.
01:38:14
SinkorSwim
You got a lot of money, but like who's, I think I also win in vibes.
01:38:14
Steve-O
think there's money there.
01:38:14
IGOTTADUMP
That's all.
01:38:16
Steve-O
Come on.
01:38:18
IGOTTADUMP
I think you you have the vibes.
01:38:18
Steve-O
Oh, all right.
01:38:20
IGOTTADUMP
and You definitely have the vibes.
01:38:20
SinkorSwim
I got the vibes.
01:38:21
Steve-O
I'm a guy. I'm going just do face offs. So, all right. Number five, Ving Rhames versus John Cena. John Cena wins that Samuel L.
01:38:27
IGOTTADUMP
Definitely.
01:38:28
Steve-O
Jackson versus Stone Cold. That's Samuel Jackson.
01:38:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:31
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:38:32
Steve-O
Mila Jojovic versus Antonio Banderas. I got to give it to Banderas. Tony Jaa versus Jackie Chan. I got to give it to Jackie Chan.
01:38:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:38:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:38:40
Steve-O
And then Tom Cruise versus Arnold.
01:38:40
IGOTTADUMP
yeah That's fair.
01:38:42
Steve-O
I'm sorry. Terminator 2, man.
01:38:43
IGOTTADUMP
That's fair.
01:38:45
SinkorSwim
Dude, but I will say Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise fucking hardcore, though.
01:38:45
IGOTTADUMP
It's totally fair. I agree. I think I agree.
01:38:52
IGOTTADUMP
He is hardcore.
01:38:52
SinkorSwim
Like, I think I think he beats everybody on that list except for except for Arnold.
01:38:52
Steve-O
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:38:53
IGOTTADUMP
He is hardcore.
01:38:53
Steve-O
he
01:38:57
IGOTTADUMP
I think there's some real pieces of shit on my boat, though.
01:39:01
SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah, yeah, like even though like Stone Cold's probably objectively the weakest action star on this list, it's still like, yeah, but it's Stone Cold.
01:39:02
IGOTTADUMP
Like, personal personality-wise.
01:39:12
IGOTTADUMP
He's a cool dude.
01:39:13
IGOTTADUMP
John Cena is a cool dude. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cool dude.
01:39:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he's just fucking.
01:39:16
SinkorSwim
I'd hang it. My boat would be filled to the fucking brim with fans.
01:39:20
IGOTTADUMP
Jackie Chan. I've heard some things.
01:39:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:39:24
IGOTTADUMP
That doesn't sound that great.
01:39:24
Steve-O
Sometimes when people get old and they are, they're living too long, things come out.
01:39:30
SinkorSwim
Listen, the only thing I think, the only person that could be mad Jackie Chan, I think, are his kids.
01:39:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's fair.
01:39:35
SinkorSwim
You know what saying? I don't think he's done anything too objectively awful.
01:39:36
IGOTTADUMP
That is fair.
01:39:38
SinkorSwim
It's just like he wants his kids to be successful without his money. that's not If that's the worst thing you could say about Jackie Chan, nah, nah, nah, that's all we're going to talk about.
01:39:47
IGOTTADUMP
It's a little more than that, bro.
01:39:50
Steve-O
That's all.
01:39:50
IGOTTADUMP
yeah You're glazing over a lot of things there, but well well um I understand.
01:39:50
Steve-O
Don't talk.
01:39:50
SinkorSwim
That's all we're going to talk about.
01:39:51
Steve-O
There's nothing else. There's nothing else.
01:39:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:39:57
IGOTTADUMP
I understand.
01:39:58
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:39:59
Steve-O
We're going have to do this next time when we get John.
Action Movie Star Rankings
01:40:01
Steve-O
I want to see what John's list becomes.
01:40:01
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:40:03
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, you never picked the top five.
01:40:05
Steve-O
Oh, do you want me to do it?
01:40:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:40:06
Steve-O
you miss spin?
01:40:06
IGOTTADUMP
um Yeah, i think it's fair.
01:40:07
SinkorSwim
You know what? Yeah. Let's just do a quick fight.
01:40:08
Steve-O
right.
01:40:09
SinkorSwim
Cause, cause you have no control over it.
01:40:09
Steve-O
I'll pull it up. I'll pull it up.
01:40:10
SinkorSwim
Right.
01:40:11
Steve-O
I have no control. I'm spinning a wheel blind right now.
01:40:14
IGOTTADUMP
I want to see what your list compares to our our list, at the very least.
01:40:17
Steve-O
Okay, so I'm making the one, two, three, four, five. um Danny Trejo.
01:40:23
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:40:24
SinkorSwim
Where would you put him? Yeah.
01:40:24
Steve-O
You know, I like Danny Trejo.
01:40:25
Steve-O
I'm going to put him at number four.
01:40:27
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, all right.
01:40:27
SinkorSwim
Four?
01:40:28
Steve-O
going to put him at number four.
01:40:29
SinkorSwim
You know what? ah This is the only benefit Steve has right now. He knows who's left. So I think four is telling. But okay.
01:40:37
IGOTTADUMP
Steve's counting cards right now.
01:40:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:39
Steve-O
um ka Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:40
Steve-O
um um
01:40:41
SinkorSwim
It's the only benefit Steve has right now.
01:40:42
SinkorSwim
is meeting Yeah.
01:40:42
Steve-O
That's why there's always an asterisk next to my name in the record books.
01:40:49
Steve-O
Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal, I'm putting at five.
01:40:51
SinkorSwim
All right, see, see that's why that's why he was at four. All right, that's why DJO was at four.
01:40:56
IGOTTADUMP
um move Steve Martin-
01:40:57
SinkorSwim
it's more of a move.
01:40:58
Steve-O
Thank you. Thank you.
01:40:59
SinkorSwim
I was terrified I was going to get him.
01:40:59
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:41:02
Steve-O
i mean, he was like the weight. He was the albatross on this list.
01:41:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he's he's the anchor, dude, in a bad way.
01:41:07
Steve-O
All right. Spinning again. ah So one, two, three. That's left. That's all we got.
01:41:15
IGOTTADUMP
Yep.
01:41:15
SinkorSwim
fair enough.
01:41:17
Steve-O
And Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman? That's pretty...
01:41:20
IGOTTADUMP
No, it's pretty good.
01:41:21
Steve-O
That's not bad. That's not bad. I'll go number three for Uma.
01:41:27
Steve-O
And then got to... Hold on.
01:41:29
SinkorSwim
What a fucking bizarre name when the you don't add Thurman at the end of that.
01:41:29
Steve-O
I got to keep deleting from the list.
01:41:33
Steve-O
Uma.
01:41:34
SinkorSwim
Like somebody say, hey, this is my friend Uba.
01:41:35
IGOTTADUMP
It's like, it's...
01:41:35
SinkorSwim
Like, is a caveman coming to meet us for lunch?
01:41:37
IGOTTADUMP
He's referencing fucking Seinfeld again.
01:41:40
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:41:41
IGOTTADUMP
Where Kramer got Uma Thurman's number and he lost It's Uma, Jerry!
01:41:41
Steve-O
Uma?
01:41:44
Steve-O
Oh, I got Bruce Willis.
01:41:47
IGOTTADUMP
Uma!
01:41:48
Steve-O
Uma, Uma, Jerry.
01:41:51
SinkorSwim
um Bruce Willis?
01:41:51
Steve-O
So I have one and two left, and I got Bruce Willis.
01:41:54
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, wow.
01:41:55
Steve-O
Bruce Willey. You know what? I'm going to be real brave here.
01:41:58
SinkorSwim
You know...
01:41:59
Steve-O
I'm going to number two for Bruce.
01:42:02
IGOTTADUMP
so Steve, you have cursed yourself.
01:42:03
SinkorSwim
i think I think there's truly like one other name that would top it. But all right.
01:42:08
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, you've cursed, you've cursed yourself.
01:42:08
Steve-O
I'm ready. I'm spinning.
01:42:09
SinkorSwim
how How many are left on the wheel right now, Steve?
01:42:10
Steve-O
I cursed. There's a lot. There's quite a lot.
01:42:12
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:42:13
IGOTTADUMP
You fucking cursed yourself.
01:42:14
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:42:14
Steve-O
I might have cursed myself. I literally threw away my free diehard for Liam Neeson.
01:42:17
IGOTTADUMP
No.
01:42:21
IGOTTADUMP
He's a fucking curse.
01:42:22
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. Liam Neeson's a solid three, if that.
01:42:28
Steve-O
Come on, man.
01:42:28
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, you haven't done that?
01:42:29
Steve-O
Come on, man. You recall you use your seat you ever see ah the gray?
01:42:30
SinkorSwim
He's your number one. You pick li you pick taking over Die Hard.
01:42:34
Steve-O
You ever see the gray? Come on, man. Those fucking wolves, man.
01:42:36
SinkorSwim
Great movie. Great movie.
01:42:37
Steve-O
They're sick.
01:42:38
SinkorSwim
Great movie. Never heard of Die Hard though.
01:42:39
IGOTTADUMP
you fucked yourself bro you got it bro you got it bro got sleepy boat
01:42:40
Steve-O
Dude, come on, man. Qui-Gon, man.
01:42:43
SinkorSwim
go Come on down here, man. Come on.
01:42:44
Steve-O
let's like like i just one That's my number one guy.
01:42:45
SinkorSwim
Hey, Darkman. Hey, look at Darkman.
01:42:47
Steve-O
My number one.
01:42:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you got real that looks tired ass boat, dude.
01:42:51
Steve-O
I a real sleepy boat. Oh.
01:42:55
SinkorSwim
Dude, your age.
01:42:58
IGOTTADUMP
yeah they're all very old
01:42:59
SinkorSwim
i
01:43:00
Steve-O
i would Dude, I was aiming for a Stallone.
01:43:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I mean, but like you said, you had a lot left.
01:43:04
Steve-O
I wanted a Stallone, man. Yeah.
01:43:07
SinkorSwim
Even then, even then, i don't know. I think Bruce Willis and Stallone are debatable.
01:43:11
Steve-O
going to put the rest of the names...
01:43:11
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:43:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I think I would probably put Bruce Wells over.
01:43:15
Steve-O
I'm put the rest of the names in in shit talk so you can see who was left. But there's definitely some bangers in there. And, you know, if if john is John's up for a future for a future podcast.
01:43:24
SinkorSwim
Okay, Linda Hamilton, solid.
01:43:29
SinkorSwim
John's a man, man enough. Jet Li, that's a man here.
01:43:33
IGOTTADUMP
a lot of big hitters still on there.
01:43:35
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I was like, dude, I can get a bigger a bigger number one.
01:43:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:43:40
SinkorSwim
Then you got, like...
01:43:41
Steve-O
And then I got Liam Neeson, who was like, that's real good.
01:43:45
SinkorSwim
Is Liam Neeson better than any of these names?
01:43:45
IGOTTADUMP
know oh I don't think he was an action star until he turned like 50.
01:43:48
SinkorSwim
Hold on.
01:43:51
Steve-O
Yeah, it
01:43:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah. i'll be honest, I don't think we're getting... Pierce, he's probably better than Pierce Brosnan. He's definitely better than Pierce Brosnan as an action star.
01:44:03
IGOTTADUMP
don't know.
01:44:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but he's like the wimpiest of the Bonds, dude. Maybe not wimpy.
01:44:07
IGOTTADUMP
doesn't matter like it carries its own weight
01:44:09
SinkorSwim
Charles Butler, Wesley Snipes, Denzel, Michael Jai White.
01:44:14
IGOTTADUMP
The majority this list is better than...
01:44:15
SinkorSwim
Dude, Will Smith? Okay. He's probably a better action star than Will Smith. Maybe.
01:44:23
Steve-O
Come on, man.
01:44:23
IGOTTADUMP
Is he?
01:44:23
Steve-O
Wild Wild West.
01:44:24
IGOTTADUMP
Is he? don't even like Will Smith and I think he's a better action star.
01:44:25
Steve-O
Wild Wild West.
01:44:26
SinkorSwim
Man, Steve, I think you got like the worst pick.
01:44:29
Steve-O
i think i got I think I got the worst one. I admit it.
01:44:32
SinkorSwim
Matt, Vinnie Jones, Mark Wahlberg, Bruce Lee, Clint Eastwood.
01:44:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:44:35
IGOTTADUMP
It happens. I guess that makes the list and the game the most functional because you're the one who created it and got the worst list.
01:44:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:44:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
Upcoming Films and Trailers
01:44:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Fair enough.
01:44:44
Steve-O
See?
01:44:45
SinkorSwim
I mean, yeah.
01:44:46
Steve-O
That's just called science.
01:44:46
SinkorSwim
like the only The only benefit is you guess you know who's left on the wheel. That's the only benefit.
01:44:53
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah.
01:44:54
Steve-O
All right. Saving this for ah next time when we have John.
01:45:03
Steve-O
ah let's do some Let's do some news. Let's do some trailers and such.
01:45:06
SinkorSwim
We'll do some quick news. Yeah. So this is, we got two weeks, two weeks worth.
01:45:10
Steve-O
Two weeks worth.
01:45:13
SinkorSwim
Uh, so let's get through this pretty quickly. Um, so shame John's not here, but we got a official teaser for Godzilla minus zero.
01:45:25
SinkorSwim
So the Godzilla sequel and the, yeah.
01:45:27
IGOTTADUMP
Did everybody watch this?
01:45:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:45:28
IGOTTADUMP
He's coming to America.
01:45:31
Steve-O
Oh, dude. Come into America, Godzilla.
01:45:34
SinkorSwim
Coming to America. Right? Yeah.
01:45:37
IGOTTADUMP
From eye to eye.
01:45:37
Steve-O
it
01:45:38
Steve-O
but
01:45:39
IGOTTADUMP
Coast to coast.
01:45:40
Steve-O
ah
01:45:41
IGOTTADUMP
Living in America. I love that song.
01:45:46
SinkorSwim
to be sick. It's going to be
01:45:47
IGOTTADUMP
they're go They better play that song.
01:45:49
Steve-O
They better. If not, I'm waiting for the black and white version that will definitely probably put it in there.
01:45:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:45:55
Steve-O
Right.
01:45:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, oh yeah.
01:45:56
SinkorSwim
ah
01:45:56
IGOTTADUMP
No, they're going to add... every It's going be all James Brown.
01:46:00
SinkorSwim
And considering this was, I think all of our movie of the year, film of the year, or FOTI.
01:46:07
Steve-O
a great That was a great movie. So the fact that I'm so excited that they you know actually realized the success and like brilliance of the first one to make a ah sequel.
01:46:08
SinkorSwim
think this was our FOTI for sure.
01:46:19
Steve-O
Let's go. I'm all about it.
01:46:20
IGOTTADUMP
Do you think they got a secret, like... top billed American actor that they're not disclosing.
01:46:26
Steve-O
Yeah, Liam Neeson.
01:46:28
SinkorSwim
ah Obviously, come on.
01:46:31
IGOTTADUMP
He's going to riding.
01:46:31
Steve-O
If Liam Neeson's in this, my list is justified.
01:46:34
IGOTTADUMP
He's going to riding on top of that Godzilla with a piss streak going down his leg. Like that one photo of him.
01:46:39
Steve-O
Come on, Godzilla. Come on, Godzilla.
01:46:42
IGOTTADUMP
And he's going to be screaming about how he's beating him up with a pipe in his Irish accent.
01:46:48
SinkorSwim
ah
01:46:48
IGOTTADUMP
even though he's American in the movie.
01:46:52
Steve-O
I'm a man of many talents, Godzilla.
01:46:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yep.
01:46:55
Steve-O
Bring back my daughter.
01:46:56
IGOTTADUMP
He's just whispering in his ear.
01:46:58
SinkorSwim
It's all self-measuring our dicks, friends.
01:46:59
IGOTTADUMP
crazy
01:47:00
SinkorSwim
All right, all right, relax.
01:47:02
Steve-O
Puts a bunch of beer bottles in his knuckles.
01:47:06
IGOTTADUMP
That was cool.
01:47:07
SinkorSwim
Such a sick scene, yeah.
01:47:08
Steve-O
That's a cool scene.
01:47:09
IGOTTADUMP
That was cool. I'm not going to lie. It's not cool. It's not not cool. But it's Liam Neeson.
01:47:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:47:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:47:14
SinkorSwim
ah But let's stick with the movie stuff. They're recast New Viggo Mortensen, which, you know, I think you just got do it at some point.
01:47:26
IGOTTADUMP
That's rough.
01:47:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:47:26
Steve-O
Fucking just don't just fucking don't don't like don't fucking waste our time with Lord of the Rings remakes, man.
01:47:29
IGOTTADUMP
That's going to be brutal, dude.
01:47:33
Steve-O
They did it. They perfected it.
01:47:34
IGOTTADUMP
you
01:47:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and it's just odd.
01:47:36
Steve-O
This is like.
01:47:37
SinkorSwim
It's odd that some are coming back and some aren't. It's like just if you get you're recasting Aragorn.
01:47:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:47:43
SinkorSwim
So we just give some. I love, love, love Gandalf, right?
01:47:50
Steve-O
Right.
01:47:51
SinkorSwim
Love all the performances. Dude, just let him. I mean, hey, I guess he's getting some money, right? and What are you going to do? But Jamie Dornan, Dorman, Dornan.
01:48:05
Steve-O
Dornan.
01:48:05
IGOTTADUMP
Dornin?
01:48:05
SinkorSwim
Dornan. Yeah.
01:48:06
IGOTTADUMP
Dornin.
01:48:07
SinkorSwim
He's the Fifty Shades of Grey guy. New Aragorn, which is like cool.
01:48:09
IGOTTADUMP
Oof.
01:48:12
SinkorSwim
Good luck. Have fun with that.
01:48:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:14
SinkorSwim
Jesus Christ. um We have a new casting for the Man of Steel sequel or Superman sequel Man of Tomorrow.
01:48:28
SinkorSwim
I think a lot of people thought slash hoped she was going to be Wonder Woman, but pretty sure she's going be Maxima.
01:48:34
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I don't know about that yet
01:48:36
SinkorSwim
All right. Chris is still... Why not, right? Who cares? um Man, this really brought out the bullies in John, specifically.
01:48:47
IGOTTADUMP
know about that yet. Yeah.
01:48:47
Steve-O
I was not ready to see that from John.
01:48:51
SinkorSwim
um
01:48:51
IGOTTADUMP
He got so upset about it.
01:48:51
SinkorSwim
But Bloodborne film adaptation announced Jacksepticeye, famous Twitch slash YouTuber Jacksepticeye to co-produce.
01:49:02
SinkorSwim
um Yeah, I mean, listen, he's not...
01:49:03
IGOTTADUMP
don't even think he's even played Bloodborne. Jon got like upset for me, which I, I, I love, I love him to death for it.
01:49:09
SinkorSwim
Well, he...
01:49:11
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
01:49:12
SinkorSwim
I am not...
01:49:13
IGOTTADUMP
He's a true blue man.
01:49:15
SinkorSwim
i've I've never really watched any of this guy's content. um
01:49:18
IGOTTADUMP
haven't either.
01:49:19
Steve-O
He's all right. You know what? He's all right. Like the thing about Jacksepticeye is he called out Mr.
01:49:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like, i he... People...
01:49:24
Steve-O
Beast before all of the shit about Mr. Beast came out. He was just like, yeah, I don't like Mr.
01:49:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:49:30
Steve-O
Beast. I think he what he's doing to YouTube is bad.
01:49:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:49:34
Steve-O
Mm
01:49:35
IGOTTADUMP
Well, yeah you know, to to John's point, is he qualified to make an animated television show about this?
01:49:38
Steve-O
hmm.
01:49:41
SinkorSwim
He says he has beaten Bloodborne bunch. ah
01:49:47
IGOTTADUMP
Oh! Oh!
01:49:48
Steve-O
Well, here's the thing.
01:49:48
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, I didn't know that.
01:49:49
Steve-O
Here's the thing.
01:49:49
SinkorSwim
It's his favorite game.
01:49:51
Steve-O
Is he is he just forking big money over?
01:49:57
SinkorSwim
I mean, yeah, so it's the film is going to be co-produced by PlayStation Productions and lyrical animation.
01:49:58
Steve-O
That's probably more likely.
01:49:59
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:50:03
SinkorSwim
so this is going to be animated, right? I think that's the.
01:50:05
IGOTTADUMP
Voterical animation, you say.
01:50:08
SinkorSwim
And he is also producing. So he's just throwing money through it. um And he's going to have some some say. And i don't hate the idea of somebody who has money saying like, hey, I'm here because I just really want to make sure this is going to look, you know, stay to the points, you know.
01:50:32
SinkorSwim
But um
01:50:35
SinkorSwim
yeah, again, John's not here, but John just... Really did not like this news. Yeah.
01:50:40
Steve-O
He took just a random screen of Jacksepticeye just like mid-word or something.
01:50:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
01:50:47
SinkorSwim
yeah that was his argument was like, look how dumb he looks. like i you say I think I said that.
01:50:51
Steve-O
yes mrs Dude, it's like the scene from a Hook where like they stretch out Peter Pan's face and he's like, there you are.
01:50:53
SinkorSwim
I was like, that's the most high school bully shit I've seen in years.
01:51:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:51:02
Steve-O
that's me That's me to John and I'm like, oh, there's the 2006 John Suarez.
01:51:05
SinkorSwim
He's like, yeah, this is why. yeah yeah. He's like, this is why it's not going to work. Because look how dumb he looks in this freeze frame.
01:51:13
IGOTTADUMP
I don't, I don't though to, to, to be on John's side a little bit.
01:51:14
Steve-O
ha
01:51:19
Steve-O
He's got dumb face in that picture.
01:51:19
IGOTTADUMP
I,
01:51:22
SinkorSwim
He looked real stupid.
01:51:24
IGOTTADUMP
he's dumb looking man um no uh it is it is a little desperate i agree with john in that regard
01:51:27
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:51:33
SinkorSwim
What what's like desperate from what direction though?
01:51:37
IGOTTADUMP
Well, it's because FromSoft doesn't seem like they want to make either an HD remaster of Bloodborne or a sequel. So Sony is kind of left holding the bag, if you will, with an IP that they can't really do anything with.
01:51:51
SinkorSwim
Right.
01:51:54
IGOTTADUMP
So this is a way for them to make money off of it without having to get another sequel. So it is desperate by definition, you know.
01:52:04
SinkorSwim
Okay. R-Raid in animation feature sounds kind of like, to be fair, it sounds like a leap of faith.
01:52:15
SinkorSwim
More than desperate, though.
01:52:15
Steve-O
If they just bust out... I'm trying to remember the ah the team that does the ah edge runners.
01:52:21
SinkorSwim
Cyberpunk?
01:52:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:52:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:52:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:52:23
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, is it Rooster Teeth? Is that them?
01:52:26
SinkorSwim
No, no, no.
01:52:26
IGOTTADUMP
No.
01:52:26
Steve-O
No, it's like ah trigger trigger.
01:52:27
SinkorSwim
It's some, like, Korean company, I think.
01:52:29
Steve-O
I knew it was gun related.
01:52:30
IGOTTADUMP
Trigger.
01:52:31
Steve-O
If they got trigger for that. oh my God, dude.
01:52:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, this company sounds like they literally... It was a company called lyric Lyrical Media that acquired an animation studio.
01:52:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Okay, yeah, so it's just like...
01:52:44
Steve-O
Oh.
01:52:45
IGOTTADUMP
So it's like there this might be their first animated...
01:52:48
SinkorSwim
Now, Chris, what if this stirs just enough interest into a new berserk anime, though?
01:53:00
IGOTTADUMP
um um
01:53:00
SinkorSwim
Is all is all forgiven?
01:53:02
IGOTTADUMP
Well,
01:53:06
IGOTTADUMP
yeah, sure.
01:53:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
01:53:08
IGOTTADUMP
mean, come on, I'm a simple man.
01:53:08
Steve-O
but
01:53:12
IGOTTADUMP
um
01:53:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:53:13
IGOTTADUMP
um i love Zerk, but... Yeah, you know, it is um very telling. And I do still think it is desperate that they have to resort to this to make money off of a very popular IP.
01:53:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:53:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Like, I wonder if they reached out to him or if he was like, he reached out to them.
01:53:31
IGOTTADUMP
ah By they, I mean Sony.
01:53:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah. Like, did Sony reach out to Jacksepticeye or did they reach out or did he reach out to Sony? was like, hey, I heard you guys are doing this and I went in.
01:53:41
IGOTTADUMP
Honestly, I don't know how this guy got involved. I don't know enough about him to build a context into how...
01:53:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:53:47
Steve-O
He's one of the one of the eras of YouTubers who kind of came along with Markiplier.
01:53:55
IGOTTADUMP
my my I feel like it's one of those, like he has a deal with Sony already and they saw something in him
01:53:55
Steve-O
And I i've feel like they're all trying to get into like the entertainment movie space.
01:53:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah. He's in like the Markiplier class.
01:54:00
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:54:08
IGOTTADUMP
And maybe saw his YouTube content with Bloodborne and knew they had a product that they could make and they offered it to him.
01:54:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:54:15
IGOTTADUMP
That's what if seems like.
01:54:18
SinkorSwim
And and to defend to defend an earlier argument, like, everybody was like, why why not just have, like, Vati Vidya or whatever? But I'm like, I don't think he has the money to do that.
01:54:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:54:29
SinkorSwim
Like, yeah, Jacksepticeye has the money.
01:54:30
IGOTTADUMP
He can't produce something.
01:54:31
Steve-O
No.
01:54:33
SinkorSwim
He's a far more popular YouTuber.
01:54:35
Steve-O
And we need to be real. Like a lot of us are familiar with Jacksepticeye from playing as punch up in dispatch.
01:54:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, he plays...
01:54:44
IGOTTADUMP
so he's a voice voice actor.
01:54:44
Steve-O
So.
01:54:46
Steve-O
Right. And like, maybe that's kind of where.
01:54:47
SinkorSwim
I don't want to say he's an established voice actor, but yeah, he is in that game.
01:54:51
Steve-O
Maybe they kind of like heard his voice and they were like, oh, maybe, maybe we could use them.
01:54:55
SinkorSwim
Maybe, yeah, this is, it's not, there's no connection. There's no fitting connection there.
01:55:00
Steve-O
Maybe.
01:55:00
IGOTTADUMP
I don't have as extreme a response as John, but I am on the fence still about this.
01:55:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:55:08
IGOTTADUMP
I have no, like i said, no context to who this person is. um I feel like it is kind of desperate and I feel like it is the the positives are, though, that it's not live action.
01:55:24
IGOTTADUMP
You know, that's smart on whoever made that.
01:55:24
SinkorSwim
Right.
01:55:25
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:55:27
IGOTTADUMP
Probably it could have been Jacksepticeye who made that decision. If that's the case, he's moving it in the right direction. But, you know, the cons are little known animation studio.
01:55:39
IGOTTADUMP
You know, not a new game.
01:55:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
01:55:42
Steve-O
Right.
01:55:42
IGOTTADUMP
Let's real.
01:55:43
SinkorSwim
It's just not Bloodborne 2 slash Bloodborne remake.
01:55:45
IGOTTADUMP
And, you know, it doesn't even seem like I'm, ah you know, how much of a FromSoft guy I am.
01:55:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:55:50
IGOTTADUMP
It doesn't seem like it's Sony's fault in this scenario. seems like from softs really dragging their feet.
01:55:55
SinkorSwim
No, yeah, FromSoft is...
01:55:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:55:57
SinkorSwim
Like, the the word is, and we talked about this a few weeks ago, but the the word and the vibe kind of seems to be that Sony could, legally, they can, but it's not worth damaging the relationship with FromSoft.
01:56:11
IGOTTADUMP
And it's for some reason he, you know, Miyazaki, I guess he makes these big decisions. He doesn't want to, doesn't want to do anything bloodborne related.
01:56:20
SinkorSwim
No.
01:56:20
IGOTTADUMP
So.
01:56:20
SinkorSwim
And a I think a lot of people are, they say that it's not like he, they're just like, he's too busy.
01:56:27
IGOTTADUMP
That's fine.
01:56:27
SinkorSwim
They're just too busy to, to focus on, on something like that, which is.
01:56:27
IGOTTADUMP
You know,
01:56:31
IGOTTADUMP
I, I, listen, if it, if it, if it means like i get a new mi is Miyazaki game, that's original and interesting. Okay. and i' Maybe I'm happy.
01:56:43
IGOTTADUMP
He's not working on a bloodborne too or something. If that's his feeling, I'm happy.
01:56:45
SinkorSwim
i mean, I, yeah,
01:56:48
IGOTTADUMP
That's, he's a creative person and I trust him as a creator. Yeah. But, being said, does kind of suck that he's, like, holding on to it a little bit.
01:56:58
Steve-O
Well,
01:56:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I mean, like, it's funny.
01:57:00
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, I'm...
01:57:02
SinkorSwim
I was having i was having these thoughts about just IP in general and, like, specifically Sony, right? because everybody's like, the output is so low.
01:57:13
SinkorSwim
And it's like, yeah. And I'm starting to just think, like, maybe they should just, like, yeah, I get it, Naughty Dog and Uncharted. But, like, dude, sorry. Like, you're not doing anything with Uncharted. We're going to give it to this studio.
01:57:27
SinkorSwim
And let's just have, keep the IP moving, right? If you're thinking strictly from that kind of money-making IP-related mindset, I don't know if i love that, but it's like, yeah. But at the same time, if everything that we've read is true, it does seem like at the very least, Sony is cognizant of having some sort of standards.
01:57:52
SinkorSwim
You know, it's not just like, we must do whatever we can.
01:57:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, like they they have a partner who who makes them a lot of money and they don't want to ruin that partnership.
01:57:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, there's some artistic integrity happening, which is nice to hear, for sure. ah But yeah, yeah so let's keep it on with the the movie and TV space.
01:58:12
SinkorSwim
A trailer for The Terror Season 3, Devil in Silver, dropped.
01:58:17
IGOTTADUMP
don't know what the fuck this shit is even going to be about, Devin.
01:58:20
SinkorSwim
It kind of, you know, sadly, not sadly, but um I don't know if you ever watched Legion.
01:58:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I watched Legion.
01:58:27
SinkorSwim
I only watched like two episodes of Legion, but this kind of seems like scary Legion.
01:58:33
IGOTTADUMP
I just don't... the The book's about the boat. The terror.
01:58:37
SinkorSwim
I know, but then season two was like in like samurai times and apparently that was not very good.
01:58:42
IGOTTADUMP
I know, but like... The boat's called The Terror. What? It's about a boat.
01:58:49
SinkorSwim
Not anymore, baby. We're doing this.
01:58:52
IGOTTADUMP
All right.
01:58:54
SinkorSwim
I know, I know. um And hey, listen, again, this kind of is old news by the time you're hearing about it, but I am more than willing to walk back my comments and say this Street Fighter trailer made me excited and I think this might be actually a good movie. A fun movie.
01:59:15
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah. Well, we pump brakes a little bit there.
01:59:16
SinkorSwim
I really, i I'll just say this, I really turned around on the whole vibes from the teaser to the trailer. I'm like, okay, because this looked fun.
01:59:28
SinkorSwim
And this looked entertaining and enjoyable. And... For example, Mortal Kombat 2, I'll probably see it. I don't think I'm expecting much.
01:59:39
Steve-O
You were very defensive of the first Mortal Kombat. I remember you were like ready to punch me in the head for not liking that.
01:59:47
SinkorSwim
Was I?
01:59:47
Steve-O
Yeah. yeah i mean, you were like, dude, this is one of the movies.
01:59:48
SinkorSwim
i
01:59:51
IGOTTADUMP
Why don't you like Caleb? What is his name?
01:59:53
Steve-O
Why don't you like Caleb Kombat?
01:59:55
IGOTTADUMP
Cole?
01:59:55
Steve-O
Yeah, Cole.
01:59:56
IGOTTADUMP
Is it Cole?
01:59:56
Steve-O
It was Cole, I think.
01:59:59
IGOTTADUMP
Why you like Cole? He's so cool.
02:00:01
Steve-O
He's the coolest new Mortal Kombat guy we've gotten in years.
02:00:02
SinkorSwim
as gillis I was going to shit on you and then I just spilled water on my shirt that just like froze my nipple.
02:00:09
Steve-O
Dude, like Mortal Kombat.
02:00:09
SinkorSwim
And I was like, yeah, I got sub zero, dude. i I don't believe.
02:00:13
IGOTTADUMP
But you you you have like a few Cole shirts. You have a Cole hat, I think.
02:00:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah. So I'm going to say I don't believe you, Steve, but i think I think Street Fighter is going to be a better movie than Mortal Kombat 2.
02:00:22
Steve-O
Go listen to the episode. Holy Young, baby.
02:00:27
SinkorSwim
And this just looks. The vibes are right. I've, I've, I've turned. Well, what what about, are you guys still like, no,
02:00:36
Steve-O
I'm team Resident Evil movie by Zach Krieger.
02:00:39
SinkorSwim
we haven't even seen anything about that.
02:00:39
Steve-O
i I've said it before.
02:00:40
IGOTTADUMP
um
02:00:40
Steve-O
I said it again.
02:00:42
IGOTTADUMP
um
02:00:43
SinkorSwim
No, I mean, I'm talking about street fighter, Steve, not Steve.
02:00:43
Steve-O
You picked Street Fighter. I'm picking Resident Evil.
02:00:45
SinkorSwim
What a, what a dirty, gross political comment that was. I'm asking you point blank.
02:00:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:00:52
SinkorSwim
What are your vibes on street? Are they better or are they worse?
02:00:53
Steve-O
what are i Okay, what are my vibes on Street Fighter?
02:00:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
02:00:55
Steve-O
My vibes on Street Fighter are...
02:00:58
SinkorSwim
I just think we just don't need to talk about the political discourse.
02:01:02
Steve-O
i really really do think that we need to do it.
02:01:02
SinkorSwim
Motherfucker, I need a straight answer.
02:01:07
Steve-O
You know, it's hokey. And feel like if you can't get the OTC to shave his beard for Akuma, then like how much power do you have?
02:01:23
SinkorSwim
But he has a beard in ea in sticks.
02:01:25
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I think it's more of a question of that not not how much power you have, but how much do you care?
02:01:27
Steve-O
He does have a beard and speaks to you, right?
02:01:31
Steve-O
Also, like Ken's like an m MMA guy. Like, what are we doing here? What are we doing?
02:01:35
IGOTTADUMP
i just don't... like This is the issue. like It looks like they're purposely trying to make a cheesy bad movie.
02:01:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:44
IGOTTADUMP
And that never, ever, ever turns out well.
02:01:49
Steve-O
I think this is going to be like a really fun trailer.
02:01:49
IGOTTADUMP
Like, inexperienced.
02:01:52
Steve-O
Cause this, I do agree with you, Devin. This is like a fun trailer. They've got like energy vibes, excitement. I think this movie is going to end up being, it's going to be a lot of what people from the super Mario galaxy, like reviews are saying.
02:02:09
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. Like, like it's going to be accused of this was written by ai
02:02:14
Steve-O
yeah I think it's going to be like a lot of like just characters and like kind of trying to jump back and forth to just show like every street fighter character and get like the references in.
02:02:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:02:25
IGOTTADUMP
And I, yeah. And the other part is like, there's a lot of untrained actors in this, so they're not going to give them a lot of screen time or they shouldn't at least. And that's going to make like a really kind of segmented movie. Yeah.
02:02:38
Steve-O
Well, I got to defend, you know, I know I was talking trash on ah Roman Reigns before, but like, you know, he is proven. he He did have one of the biggest movies of last year with Zootopia.
02:02:48
IGOTTADUMP
What was that?
02:02:50
SinkorSwim
Oh, his two second cameo in Zootopia where he played a zebra.
02:02:52
Steve-O
Yeah, he was, ah he and CM Punk were one of the zebras.
02:02:56
IGOTTADUMP
I wasn't even talking. was talking about that Schultz idiot. Like more than anything.
02:03:00
Steve-O
Oh, dude, fuck, dude, fuck him.
02:03:03
IGOTTADUMP
That's like.
02:03:03
Steve-O
I think that's like one of the major components of like me not having fun with this movie.
02:03:08
SinkorSwim
Well, to be fair to you, um he is playing your favorite Street Fighter character.
02:03:14
Steve-O
He is playing my favorite Street Fighter.
02:03:15
SinkorSwim
Man, that's got to sting.
02:03:16
IGOTTADUMP
That's brutal.
02:03:16
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:03:16
Steve-O
Dude, they should have made it savvy, baby.
02:03:17
SinkorSwim
That's got to sting.
02:03:19
Steve-O
Made
02:03:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:03:21
IGOTTADUMP
And I think if they were really going to make it, like that would have been great. um I think if they were really...
02:03:27
SinkorSwim
yeah He's not going to play Rufus? Come on. He's right there.
02:03:31
Steve-O
I'm in.
02:03:33
IGOTTADUMP
If they really were going like the hokey route, I think they would have made Blanca like a costume and makeup.
02:03:38
Steve-O
Yeah. I think that would have been more fun visually.
02:03:39
IGOTTADUMP
Whereas, like, Yeah, 1 million percent more fun. And this is now, it looks more like ah like a video game, which is not necessarily a bad thing, but it's not as funny and fun like the thing they're going for.
02:03:53
IGOTTADUMP
like I think that's it's not going work.
02:03:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:57
Steve-O
Now here's a quick question. I kind of want like play in the same space though. Do we think this is going to end up being the best street fighter movie they have released? Not counting the anime ones.
02:04:05
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah.
02:04:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:04:07
IGOTTADUMP
Hands hands hands down, yeah.
02:04:08
SinkorSwim
i brought Maybe even counting the anime. I don't think the anime one's like... It looks great, because all anime from the fucking 90s just looks so good looking.
02:04:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:19
SinkorSwim
But I think at the end of the day, and don't think it's like... a What's the plot of the Street Fighter movie?
02:04:27
IGOTTADUMP
Did watch that Chung Lee and Vega fight?
02:04:30
SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah, exactly.
02:04:31
Steve-O
Come on, Devin.
02:04:31
SinkorSwim
Exactly.
02:04:32
Steve-O
You're going to die on that hill, Devin, that this is going to be better than the animated movie?
02:04:32
SinkorSwim
Exactly.
02:04:36
SinkorSwim
ah No. I don't...
02:04:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, okay.
02:04:40
SinkorSwim
We're gonna die on that hill.
02:04:42
IGOTTADUMP
Thank God, sir.
02:04:42
Steve-O
No.
02:04:43
IGOTTADUMP
I was really worried.
02:04:44
SinkorSwim
I will... see you You know what? You know what? One thing that this... I think all of your concerns are valid. My personal irritation is... um I just don't like that the Hadouken...
02:05:00
SinkorSwim
is seen to be like this weird thing that he's he's doing right it's like this big deal and it's just like motherfucker you play a ryu on you play a ryu on online you're getting 75 of those you know yeah yeah and it's just like
02:05:07
Steve-O
Right. yes david David.
02:05:17
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, they're they're not they should be treated more commonplace.
02:05:21
IGOTTADUMP
Like part of the event.
02:05:21
Steve-O
it feels
02:05:22
Steve-O
It feels weird that they're going so silly and like, you know, trying to be true to form, but then they're also being like, hey, I think Ryu just shot a fireball.
02:05:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's like this world is obviously yeah this world is obviously super cartoonish. And then we're going to be like what? A fireball? It's like, bro, Guile, you throw sonic booms, dude.
02:05:44
Steve-O
Right.
02:05:45
SinkorSwim
Am I really going to have to wait Street Fighter 2, the movie, to see a sonic boom? Like, come on, dude.
02:05:50
Steve-O
you Are we going to see a flash kick based on that?
02:05:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I mean, we do see a flash kick in the trailer.
02:05:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:05:53
IGOTTADUMP
do you Do you think it would have been appropriate to add something into the plot that outside of this tournament they don't have these abilities? Or is it something that they're inherently...
02:06:02
SinkorSwim
I mean, like, well, to be fair, they did that in Mortal Kombat. That's the worst part of that movie.
02:06:06
IGOTTADUMP
It is bad, isn't it?
02:06:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:07
SinkorSwim
They have, like, don't even know what the fuck they were called, but...
02:06:08
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:06:10
Steve-O
Yeah. And a melody.
02:06:12
SinkorSwim
no that's that's That's Annihilation.
02:06:13
IGOTTADUMP
you what yeah
02:06:16
SinkorSwim
But it's it's on par with something stupid, you know?
02:06:16
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, they they were imbued. They were imbued with like power.
02:06:19
SinkorSwim
It's like, yeah oh, Yokota.
02:06:21
IGOTTADUMP
Some sort of power.
02:06:21
Steve-O
and
02:06:22
SinkorSwim
If I'm not Yokota, now Tano can shoot a laser out of his eye.
02:06:24
Steve-O
Oh, God, and they were they were training.
02:06:25
SinkorSwim
And you're like, okay.
02:06:27
Steve-O
Yeah, that was stupid as shit.
02:06:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's like, just fucking let them do it. Who cares?
02:06:31
Steve-O
Cold baby, though. Come on, man.
02:06:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:06:34
Steve-O
No,
02:06:34
SinkorSwim
i dude i don't I don't know, man. I don't think Cole's long for this world.
02:06:38
Steve-O
I think once they got Johnny Cage, they can move on.
02:06:39
SinkorSwim
I think he's going to give. Yeah. Yeah.
02:06:42
IGOTTADUMP
yeah I see him in the background in those trailers
02:06:42
SinkorSwim
work Gladly.
02:06:43
Steve-O
That would be sick if they just fucking fatality his ass like right out the gate.
02:06:47
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I mean, hey. He has a wife and kid, though. What if they leave it?
02:06:52
Steve-O
Dude.
02:06:52
SinkorSwim
Like, you find out they they left him. So, like, you have feel no guilt when he gets...
02:06:56
IGOTTADUMP
and he's like a huge piece of shit
02:06:58
SinkorSwim
he's a huge...
02:06:58
Steve-O
He left them because he wanted to get real into the Mortal Kombat world.
02:06:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he left them. Because he's like, my Mike Schest turns into armor now.
02:07:02
IGOTTADUMP
but He turns into a male influencer about Mortal Kombat.
02:07:08
Steve-O
ah
02:07:08
IGOTTADUMP
All males just join up and stop dating stop dating like weird giant women like Shiva. It's not a woman.
02:07:18
SinkorSwim
But listen, like I said, um Street Fighter, i'm I've really done a 180.
02:07:18
Steve-O
Jesus. Cole.
02:07:26
SinkorSwim
Sounds like you guys are still hesitant.
02:07:28
Steve-O
Now that I know it's October, because I thought it legit was coming out like this or next month.
02:07:28
SinkorSwim
I don't think I'm going to...
02:07:32
SinkorSwim
That is a bit odd. Yeah. I was like, oh, man.
02:07:34
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know if that trailer really moved the needle for me.
02:07:37
Steve-O
Maybe they just showed it so recently, so often because of WrestleMania and there's like eight wrestlers in it.
02:07:37
SinkorSwim
I think you're dead inside, Chris.
02:07:43
SinkorSwim
You know, that's probably why, to be honest.
02:07:45
Steve-O
hmm.
02:07:46
SinkorSwim
That's probably exactly why. um But, you know, we talked about Bloodborne. Elden Ring movie gets a ah release date. And a in a cast of a bunch of people I don't really know about, which is fine.
02:07:58
IGOTTADUMP
Wow. Wow.
02:08:01
SinkorSwim
But this is going to come out in late 2028, I think.
02:08:06
SinkorSwim
let me No, no, I'm sorry.
02:08:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:08:06
IGOTTADUMP
Sure. Sure.
02:08:08
SinkorSwim
Early 2028, March 3rd.
02:08:09
IGOTTADUMP
All right. Even better.
02:08:11
SinkorSwim
ah Kit Conner.
02:08:12
IGOTTADUMP
That's usually not good, by the way. Just want to point that out there.
02:08:15
SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, well, it's 824, though. It's 824, so it's got to be good.
02:08:18
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
02:08:18
Steve-O
A24.
02:08:19
Steve-O
They don't play the game. They don't play the game.
02:08:21
IGOTTADUMP
They don't play the game.
02:08:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:08:23
IGOTTADUMP
That's right.
02:08:23
Steve-O
Dude, and they got Nick Offerman, but he's going to be rocking his, like, Apple TV show bod.
02:08:26
SinkorSwim
And it's.
02:08:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and it's been... Yeah, Nick Offerman's in this, I forgot.
02:08:32
IGOTTADUMP
Interesting.
02:08:33
SinkorSwim
um
02:08:33
IGOTTADUMP
I think I know who he's going to play.
02:08:35
SinkorSwim
And he it's being filmed with IMAX.
02:08:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, know who's going to play.
02:08:40
SinkorSwim
opum ah Well, it says IMAX filmed for IMAX certification, meaning it's going optimized for and debut in IMAX camera, but it's not being shot with IMAX.
02:08:49
Steve-O
But like, it's going to be optimized for it. And also I heard this might have THX audio.
02:08:55
SinkorSwim
Oh, wow. Stop the press, Mr.
02:08:56
Steve-O
So you'll really be able to see. to the
02:08:58
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to tell you something, guys. If this movie is anywhere near successful...
02:09:03
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:09:04
IGOTTADUMP
Remember that conversation about Bloodborne with the Sony CEO? And like, you know, we're going to be hands off.
02:09:07
SinkorSwim
What are
02:09:09
IGOTTADUMP
We're going to let him what he wants. This is good relationship we have here. That's going to change real fast.
02:09:12
Steve-O
Oh, dude, it's going to be like a lawsuit day one, right out the gate.
02:09:14
SinkorSwim
we doing here?
02:09:15
IGOTTADUMP
They're going to be sitting in his office like, so Miyazaki, where are we with Elden Ring 2?
02:09:25
SinkorSwim
yeah what do we what are we doing here
02:09:26
IGOTTADUMP
where where were Where are the plans?
02:09:27
Steve-O
we What do we when do what do we the bru are we doing?
02:09:28
IGOTTADUMP
Are we in pre... Are we in pre...
02:09:31
Steve-O
Can you stop fucking around? We've got money to make.
02:09:35
SinkorSwim
I like how Chris's version is just Tucker Carlson.
02:09:36
Steve-O
God damn.
02:09:38
SinkorSwim
Are we confused?
02:09:38
IGOTTADUMP
ah basically that's yeah that relationship is going change that relationship is going to too sweet so interesting
02:09:41
SinkorSwim
What's going on here? Are we making Elden Ring 2? What do you mean? What's going on here? Yeah.
02:09:53
SinkorSwim
true ah Yeah, let's play through some of these. ah There's a trailer for this movie called The Dog Stars, which is, I don't know.
02:09:57
Steve-O
Yeah, plow, plow, plow.
02:10:01
SinkorSwim
It's like post-apocalyptic. Jacob Elordi. Just doesn't, you know, he's a pilot.
02:10:06
IGOTTADUMP
he's a pilot in this
02:10:09
SinkorSwim
And I'm like, okay.
02:10:11
IGOTTADUMP
Based off a book.
02:10:11
SinkorSwim
What's his name's in it? Thanos. Why am I blanking?
02:10:14
IGOTTADUMP
ah Josh Brolin.
02:10:16
SinkorSwim
Josh Brolin's in it, dude. um
02:10:19
IGOTTADUMP
No ball chin.
02:10:21
SinkorSwim
No, but yeah.
02:10:22
Steve-O
No function.
02:10:23
IGOTTADUMP
Not this time.
02:10:24
IGOTTADUMP
Sorry, guys.
02:10:24
SinkorSwim
ah The dog star.
02:10:25
SinkorSwim
who's Who's the female? Who's the female? oh Margaret Qualley's in it.
02:10:28
IGOTTADUMP
Oh. Okay.
02:10:30
SinkorSwim
It's an attractive cast.
02:10:30
IGOTTADUMP
Big.
02:10:31
SinkorSwim
I just, I don't know.
02:10:32
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:10:32
SinkorSwim
It just kind of reads like, it's based off a novel. And they're just like, yeah, it's a post-apocalyptic novel.
02:10:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yep.
02:10:38
SinkorSwim
And I'm like, fucking, okay, cool.
02:10:39
IGOTTADUMP
There's a lot of those.
02:10:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Um, movie called mother Mary, which only sticks out because it seems like a shot for shot remake again of Suspiria. Um, if you watch the trailer, you're like, oh, this is just, this is Suspiria.
02:10:57
IGOTTADUMP
Now this is coming...
02:10:57
Steve-O
Do we just get a ah remake of Suspiria every like 10 years?
02:11:01
SinkorSwim
Like a few years.
02:11:01
IGOTTADUMP
That's fair.
02:11:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I think so.
02:11:03
IGOTTADUMP
That's fair.
02:11:03
SinkorSwim
I think so. Um,
02:11:05
IGOTTADUMP
That was in one of Trump's bills. i believe
02:11:07
Steve-O
Oh, I love Giallo movies.
02:11:07
SinkorSwim
for for oh oh
02:11:09
IGOTTADUMP
That was the one popular... I mean, what why wouldn't he? Great.
02:11:15
SinkorSwim
Do I support this bill?
02:11:16
IGOTTADUMP
ah i e um
02:11:17
SinkorSwim
Hold on. I might.
02:11:20
IGOTTADUMP
This is by the director of The Green Knight, correct?
02:11:24
Steve-O
Your favorite.
02:11:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah, which I don't like. Yeah.
02:11:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, not a big, not a huge fan of The Green Knight myself.
02:11:29
Steve-O
yeah
02:11:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:11:30
Steve-O
I will admit, John really did hype that movie up.
02:11:36
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:11:36
IGOTTADUMP
It kind of like is a budget David Eggers movie, you know?
02:11:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but he hyped it up for the wrong reasons.
02:11:39
Steve-O
Okay.
02:11:41
SinkorSwim
He's like, he gets cum on his face.
02:11:41
Steve-O
He hyped?
02:11:42
SinkorSwim
And we're like, we all saw it waiting for him to get fucking glazed, literally.
02:11:42
Steve-O
Yeah, he hyped.
02:11:44
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm.
02:11:48
Steve-O
You're like, yo, yo you're going to see Dom.
02:11:48
SinkorSwim
And never happened.
02:11:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, why did we let John do that to us?
02:11:54
Steve-O
I don't I think I'm just happy hanging out with John when he's really excited about things.
02:11:58
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's just that.
02:11:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I think that's fair. That's fair.
02:12:00
SinkorSwim
I'm just here for the vibes.
02:12:02
Steve-O
John's going to get to see some pipe and I'm just going to be around. There he is.
02:12:05
IGOTTADUMP
ah
02:12:06
SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah, I'm just here to watch. Yeah, we're all waiting to look at his face when it happens.
02:12:12
Steve-O
ah There he is.
02:12:13
IGOTTADUMP
Like, shake her head like proud fathers.
02:12:13
SinkorSwim
We never... Yeah.
02:12:15
IGOTTADUMP
I'm so happy for her.
02:12:16
SinkorSwim
There he high-fiving his son.
02:12:19
Steve-O
beaming in it
02:12:21
SinkorSwim
It happened! Oh, shit. Hey, we got Evil Dead Burn teaser, which looked pretty chaotic. I don't really know a lot about this director, but
02:12:35
SinkorSwim
I don't know. I see Evil Dead. I click the button.
02:12:38
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm the same thing. Like Evil Dead, I'm just like, okay, yeah, let's go.
02:12:42
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's triggered. It's a trigger in my brain.
02:12:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:12:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's like, okay, cool. and i've And I would say umm i've not I've yet to be really fully disappointed.
02:12:47
Steve-O
i
02:12:51
SinkorSwim
You know? Like, oh, cool.
02:12:52
IGOTTADUMP
This is like, you know what?
02:12:52
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
02:12:53
IGOTTADUMP
The series, the Evil Dead series might just be a place for first time directors.
02:13:00
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:13:00
Steve-O
That would be really cool.
02:13:02
IGOTTADUMP
Which is what it seems like now.
02:13:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:13:03
IGOTTADUMP
You know, that guy i've never doesn't really have much of a filmography outside of this.
02:13:09
SinkorSwim
I will say what might be the coolest trailer of the last few weeks, of the Clayface teaser dropped.
02:13:09
IGOTTADUMP
So yeah.
02:13:16
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, dude.
02:13:17
SinkorSwim
it's ah This seems like it could be something.
02:13:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I am locked in.
02:13:22
SinkorSwim
It's the first, you know this is the James Gunn interpretation of Gotham. I think the plot is essentially, he gets just like, he's an actor. And then so he just gets like his face cut up in a like random attack.
02:13:37
SinkorSwim
And then he does experimental treatment and then obviously gets a weird creepy Clayface. But just damn, the vibes in this trailer are creepy.
02:13:47
IGOTTADUMP
Very, um there's some like old school horror shit in it.
02:13:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:13:52
IGOTTADUMP
You know, a lot of silhouettes, a lot of just close ups too, which is are are always really neat.
02:13:58
SinkorSwim
And just like weird random things like... Like when he like goes to like kind of like mush his face and then it's just clay. And you're like, oh, and it's like, of course it is.
02:14:05
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's that's rad as shit, dude.
02:14:09
SinkorSwim
It's clay face. But still, um man, yeah, what a weird, not weird, but like. What a juxtaposition between Metropolis and like, oh, this is what Batman deals with.
02:14:26
Steve-O
yeah and they're
02:14:28
SinkorSwim
Batman deals with people getting their face slashed in the middle of the night.
02:14:31
IGOTTADUMP
He's got shit all over his face.
02:14:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:14:34
Steve-O
oh shit face
02:14:35
IGOTTADUMP
God
02:14:36
SinkorSwim
Metropolis is like, oh, we the building split, but we put it back together and the joke is like, it wasn't quite perfect. Like this man's like, i my face was carved up randomly.
02:14:48
IGOTTADUMP
Why? I'm going home.
02:14:49
Steve-O
How does Superman deal with that?
02:14:49
SinkorSwim
yeah.
02:14:50
Steve-O
Oh my God.
02:14:51
SinkorSwim
oh yeah What do we do do I do?
02:14:53
IGOTTADUMP
ah yeah
02:14:53
SinkorSwim
do here?
02:14:54
IGOTTADUMP
god damn why
02:14:57
SinkorSwim
oh that sucks, dude.
02:14:58
IGOTTADUMP
i
02:14:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:15:00
IGOTTADUMP
i'm going home
02:15:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:15:02
Steve-O
all I can do.
02:15:04
SinkorSwim
But nah, man, I'm...
02:15:06
Steve-O
October 23rd to putting it out at a perfect time.
02:15:08
SinkorSwim
Dude, october October is always kind of like ah a sleeper month. Not in general, but like I think a lot of people don't acknowledge how strong October is because they just think horror movies, but it's like, nah, dude, October is...
02:15:19
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, no, it's...
02:15:22
IGOTTADUMP
Well, you know, within the past, I'd say even 20 years, horror films have been generating a buco box for little budget.
02:15:28
SinkorSwim
No, they do, but I think a lot of like dope shit comes out in October just in general.
02:15:32
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, yeah, it is right before the awards season, too.
02:15:33
SinkorSwim
You know? It's like the May. may You know how like May is the unofficial start of the summer? It's like October is just like, no. Now we're getting into that fucking the heavy hitters at the end of the year.
02:15:45
Steve-O
m
02:15:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, we're going to get nominated nominees coming out of October.
02:15:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And, you know, we thought we'd never get it, but Coyote vs. Acme trailer looks looks fun.
02:15:57
Steve-O
This looks fun. This looks like a really clever.
02:15:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, this looks really cool.
02:16:00
SinkorSwim
Looks like it should have never have been shelved.
02:16:03
Steve-O
Right. Yeah. Like, it's like, damn, like y'all kind of just came up with a really fun, cool idea and just said, nah, fuck it.
02:16:06
IGOTTADUMP
Looks like.
02:16:11
IGOTTADUMP
Like almost a spiritual sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
02:16:11
SinkorSwim
Nah, fuck that. Yeah.
02:16:14
Steve-O
Yeah, like we're playing in that realm, but it's like in modern day.
02:16:19
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:16:20
Steve-O
I know they tried to.
02:16:20
IGOTTADUMP
That's a hard, that's a hard throw.
02:16:22
Steve-O
They tried to. Oh, sorry.
02:16:24
IGOTTADUMP
You go first.
02:16:25
Steve-O
Damn it.
02:16:26
IGOTTADUMP
You go first.
02:16:27
Steve-O
was going to say they tried to do that with the Chippendales movie, but it just didn't feel right. This feels more right to that.
02:16:34
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, and I feel like tugging that string is is pretty effective, at least for me.
02:16:41
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:16:41
IGOTTADUMP
I am big Who Framed Roger Rabbit fan. Big time, big time. And this kind of falls within the same tune idea. so it it it just hits the right spot.
02:16:55
Steve-O
Plus it's Acme.
02:16:57
IGOTTADUMP
And you got Will Forte and John Cena, you know
02:16:59
Steve-O
Dude, I love me some Will Forte.
02:16:59
SinkorSwim
This is a fun concept. Like, just, he's just like, I'm going to sue this shitty company.
02:17:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:02
IGOTTADUMP
Good cast.
02:17:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, and like that's
02:17:06
SinkorSwim
It's been ruining my life.
02:17:08
IGOTTADUMP
Genius. And you get like, ah there's going to be like a stupid legal, like making fun of like all the legal dramas that have been on the past couple of years. Like it's going to be good.
02:17:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:19
IGOTTADUMP
I'm, I'm down.
02:17:23
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, you hated this, right?
02:17:25
SinkorSwim
I didn't hate it. No, I dig it. I'm excited.
02:17:27
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
02:17:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:29
IGOTTADUMP
You said you loathed it with your, every fiber of your being.
02:17:31
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah, because my last name is Zaslav. I'm part of the Zaslav family, yes.
02:17:34
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, that's who texted me.
02:17:35
Steve-O
ah
02:17:36
IGOTTADUMP
Nevermind. I got you under the same, it's weird, same name.
02:17:41
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah, easy mistake to make. ah Devil May Cry season two trailer. i
02:17:47
Steve-O
This.
02:17:49
SinkorSwim
dude i was so into season one. and I think people were kind of down on it, and I call those people fools. You were all fools. Season one was dope. Season two looks even better.
02:17:59
Steve-O
No, i agree. do. Devil May Cry. I think the show like that first season really captured the Devil May Cry vibe.
02:18:06
SinkorSwim
It captured a lot of Capcom vibes too.
02:18:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:18:08
SinkorSwim
Like, it's just like fun Easter eggs. Like, you know, I just been hearing a lot of things like they fixed it. Season two looks like Devil May Cry after being fixed.
02:18:19
SinkorSwim
And I'm like, what do you
02:18:19
IGOTTADUMP
oh okay sure you fool you didn't know you had gold in front of you pearls before swine
02:18:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Okay, fools. Yeah. um Here's something I'm a little torn about. Truly.
02:18:33
SinkorSwim
Jackass Best and Last dropped a trailer today. I'm torn because it seems like it's, it's new stunts. And to be honest, I love all the jackass movies there.
02:18:47
SinkorSwim
They tap into a funny that is just like embedded in, I think the human psyche.
02:18:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yes, it is.
02:18:52
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:18:53
IGOTTADUMP
It breaches from going, it turns into art at some point.
02:18:53
SinkorSwim
Like there's,
02:18:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's just like a universally funny thing that it taps into. um so I love all the movies. That being said, this seems like this is almost like a greatest hits with new stuff in it, which is kind of feels like a little bit of a rip off, if I'm being honest. Now, this I don't think it's confirmed, but it seems just based off the trailer that it's it's kind of like a greatest hits with some new stuff in and I don't know, man.
02:19:26
SinkorSwim
That's, that's kind of a bummer. Like just do new stuff.
02:19:28
Steve-O
I, yeah, I get that. But I also like seeing the photos and stuff that they posted recently to announce this. I'm like, oh yeah, these are like 50 plus year old men.
02:19:41
SinkorSwim
A hundred percent, but also they chose to make this movie.
02:19:42
IGOTTADUMP
They got maybe about 45 minutes of actual stunts that they can do. ah
02:19:50
SinkorSwim
Now it depends like, uh,
02:19:51
IGOTTADUMP
So they got to fill it with like all this other stuff.
02:19:53
SinkorSwim
I know, but it's just like, and I think I talked about this a few weeks ago, but like my algorithm just started showing me jackass clips.
02:20:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:20:01
SinkorSwim
They're great, hilarious. And I'm like, i' but I've seen them all.
02:20:04
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:20:04
Steve-O
Right.
02:20:05
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I've rewatched a few recently.
02:20:06
SinkorSwim
Kind of, oh my God, dude. And like they're you're just evergreen, right? It's an evergreen, just lizard brain comedy. And I love it.
02:20:14
IGOTTADUMP
the hall The hallway full of tasers on strings.
02:20:16
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
02:20:17
IGOTTADUMP
That's the one I...
02:20:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude, even just the weird, the big hand that looks, the slaps people, it's fucking wonderful.
02:20:19
Steve-O
The big hand.
02:20:20
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, the big hand is quite lovely. Even the forgotten... that I like a lot of forgotten ones. The darkroom medicine ball dodgeball that they were doing. That is so fucking brutal.
02:20:30
SinkorSwim
I think the one, think it's in one or two, but the one where he's like lassoing the fire hose and he falls and like his, he's bleeding out of his asshole at the end of it is so fucking funny.
02:20:36
IGOTTADUMP
oh yeah
02:20:41
Steve-O
Oh my God, dude. I forgot about that.
02:20:42
IGOTTADUMP
i think every I think everybody got concussed when they all wore roller skates in the back of a truck while they were driving.
02:20:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
02:20:49
Steve-O
Oh yeah.
02:20:49
SinkorSwim
Like just, yeah, just wonderful comedy.
02:20:50
IGOTTADUMP
like That was brutal.
02:20:53
SinkorSwim
And, and I, and I'm super here for it. And, On one hand, I'm kind of sad that these guys still feel like they need to do this stuff. But...
02:21:02
IGOTTADUMP
And you're not seeing it because Bam or Jera's on it, right?
02:21:06
SinkorSwim
yeah Of course.
02:21:07
Steve-O
I think there might be like a clip of them.
02:21:07
SinkorSwim
yeah go You gotta to represent your your PA. Your PA jersey, guys.
02:21:11
IGOTTADUMP
Do you? That one?
02:21:13
SinkorSwim
well
02:21:16
IGOTTADUMP
That guy?
02:21:16
SinkorSwim
Anyway. um Also got a Spider Noir trailer. keep forgetting this is a show.
02:21:22
IGOTTADUMP
This looks fucking weird.
02:21:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:21:25
SinkorSwim
Super weird.
02:21:25
IGOTTADUMP
Am I the only one who thinks this looks weird?
02:21:28
SinkorSwim
Nah, it looks super weird.
02:21:28
Steve-O
It looks weird.
02:21:29
SinkorSwim
I'm not off on it. I'm just, this is weird.
02:21:32
IGOTTADUMP
It just looks weird. this strange fucking shit, dude.
02:21:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:21:37
IGOTTADUMP
What they're doing to his, like, Niggles Cage's face, like, something's happening there.
02:21:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:21:42
Steve-O
What's wrong with your face?
02:21:42
SinkorSwim
Well, I mean, you know, they it's just like, it just seems like he has so much makeup on.
02:21:47
IGOTTADUMP
not talking to like a face-off scenario. I'm just saying there's like a CGI or something.
02:21:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, because he's like 64, dude. Nicolas Cage is an old man.
02:21:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. I think he has that thing in his contract, though, where they touch him up a little with AI or CGI.
02:22:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:22:01
SinkorSwim
Sure. least It kind of also seems like he's fighting the Sinister Six, like the noir version of the Sinister Six, which is sick, but...
02:22:03
Steve-O
If anything.
02:22:03
IGOTTADUMP
really
02:22:09
IGOTTADUMP
That's kind of cool. That is kind of cool.
02:22:12
Steve-O
Why? i mean, you know, I know I shouldn't be complaining, but I feel like out of anything, this should be animated. Yeah.
02:22:19
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah.
02:22:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, no that that was the thing. I heard Amazon, they're doing it, and I was like, oh, cool. And then I saw it, and i was like, oh, it's live action. Why?
02:22:28
IGOTTADUMP
Do you think that was on the insistence of N'Golice Cage?
02:22:32
SinkorSwim
Maybe. Maybe. I just.
02:22:35
Steve-O
And like this isn't like tied to like Spider-Verse.
02:22:39
SinkorSwim
Nope. Nope. Just a weird Amazon thing.
02:22:43
SinkorSwim
I think the real question is May 27th, by the way.
02:22:44
Steve-O
so weird.
02:22:46
SinkorSwim
But the real question is, are you going to wash it in color hue or authentic black and white?
02:22:53
Steve-O
Oh, you got to watch in black and white.
02:22:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's even weirder if it's in black and white.
02:22:55
SinkorSwim
okay true hue i'm sorry true hue full color or black and white um maybe i'll switch i'll just switch off back and forth um yeah so it looks neat steve you posted this uh a new junji ito show don't know if it's show or a movie
02:23:13
Steve-O
Yeah. So ah this just like popped up. It is, i think it's a show, but I think it's a show that is basically just live action versions of like his tales, but it's got like, kind of I think it's a frame story of like this, like weird school in this weird town that like, I think this like kid moves to.
02:23:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Thriller series. Yeah.
02:23:36
SinkorSwim
So it's first live action Mandarin series.
02:23:41
Steve-O
Yeah, I don't know what's up with it. I don't...
02:23:43
SinkorSwim
Okay.
02:23:43
Steve-O
It just... It came across my lap and...
02:23:46
IGOTTADUMP
Well, one of these going to get it right.
02:23:48
Steve-O
Yeah, hoping...
02:23:48
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
02:23:49
Steve-O
I'm hoping somebody... Somebody needs to take this guy's fucking work and just actually make it into something visually good.
02:23:57
IGOTTADUMP
this This might be it.
02:23:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:23:58
IGOTTADUMP
You know, roll the dice.
02:24:00
SinkorSwim
He's a creepy dude.
02:24:02
IGOTTADUMP
He's really not.
02:24:03
Steve-O
He's really not.
02:24:04
IGOTTADUMP
He used to be like a dental hygienist.
02:24:06
SinkorSwim
Well, I mean, like, you know, his his stuff is creepy.
02:24:09
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, is.
02:24:09
Steve-O
He loves kittens.
02:24:11
SinkorSwim
All
Tributes and Comic Book Reflections
02:24:12
SinkorSwim
right. Yeah, there it is.
02:24:12
IGOTTADUMP
He's a really rad, happy man.
02:24:14
Steve-O
right, let's rapid fire some of the game announcement stuff.
02:24:15
SinkorSwim
All right. So real quick, rapid fire this, or maybe take a second. Jerry Conway, creator of the Punisher, has passed away.
02:24:23
Steve-O
oh Oh, not for that. I'm sorry.
02:24:25
SinkorSwim
Also did a ton of Spider-Man work.
02:24:26
Steve-O
Rest in peace.
02:24:28
SinkorSwim
A lot of Marvel work in general.
02:24:30
Steve-O
but Yeah. Yeah.
02:24:31
SinkorSwim
Daredevil. Spider-Man. You know, it's a shame. I think he was 73. seventy three So, not you know. He was older.
02:24:42
Steve-O
up there, but you know, real shame.
02:24:44
SinkorSwim
yeah And just kind of a shame. And I'll just say this. It's always a shame because these people really should die. If they are going to pass away, they should be much more wealthy than they probably already are, or they should be.
02:24:57
Steve-O
Yeah. You know, I saw a, I saw a thing about the.
02:24:58
SinkorSwim
It's always a bummer when you read about the the the state they're they're in when they when they pass away.
02:25:07
Steve-O
Right. I read a thing recently saying that the creator of masters of the universe is having to use GoFundMe to pay for their ah like cancer surgery.
02:25:18
SinkorSwim
Medical bills? Of course, yeah, why not?
02:25:20
Steve-O
And there is also a movie for master the universe, like a multi like million dollar blockbuster.
02:25:21
SinkorSwim
Why...
02:25:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah, got $150 movie, million-dollar movie.
02:25:29
Steve-O
Yeah. And like he doesn't see a single cent of that. So it's it's a crime.
02:25:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:36
SinkorSwim
ah Anyway, rest in peace, Jerry Conway.
Video Game Releases and Impressions
02:25:41
SinkorSwim
Yes. ah All right. Let's really get through some of these.
02:25:46
SinkorSwim
ah Hey, Lego Batman, probably the next big game I think I'm going purchase.
02:25:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:25:53
SinkorSwim
Assuming it's it's very good. But ah they got an absolute Batman skin.
02:25:57
Steve-O
This was the thing I was waiting for. I was like, I i just need that little confirmation.
02:26:01
SinkorSwim
You were just like, I'm not going to buy this until I see this.
02:26:04
Steve-O
Like I was going to get it no matter what, probably, but also like this was the thing where it's like if it wasn't in the game, like what are you doing? If you're doing all the Batmans in it, you you can't miss the like most popular Batman from the past like decade.
02:26:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:26:20
Steve-O
So.
02:26:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah. This is coming out soon, right? This is like literally May something.
02:26:24
Steve-O
May, I will get you that shortly.
02:26:27
SinkorSwim
It's definitely May.
02:26:30
Steve-O
But yeah, it's right around the corner, like less than
02:26:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:26:34
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:26:34
SinkorSwim
If oh okay. All right. All right. So if this is a, this is good. I'm definitely gonna play it. So I don't, I posted this because obviously this is kind of like a notable series.
02:26:49
SinkorSwim
Metro 2039. Are any of us Metro people?
02:26:53
Steve-O
No, I don't think so.
02:26:54
SinkorSwim
Any of us?
02:26:55
IGOTTADUMP
Nah, not really.
02:26:56
SinkorSwim
I thought about reading the books even. It's never.
02:26:59
IGOTTADUMP
I've looked into, you know, watching some people play the games. It kind of gives me Deuce X Machina, or Deuce X vibes a little bit.
02:27:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:27:07
SinkorSwim
It's kind of like... it kind of It's like Russian Fallout.
02:27:11
Steve-O
Right.
02:27:12
SinkorSwim
You know? Like, not to say it's the same it's such a similar concept, but it's just like...
02:27:13
IGOTTADUMP
Well,
02:27:17
IGOTTADUMP
there's a lot more, like, crafting involved. Well, that, this Fallout has that, but, like, It looked a lot more like Deuce in in like the dialogue and a lot of the other stuff.
02:27:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
02:27:25
SinkorSwim
yeah. yeah I think I even just...
02:27:28
IGOTTADUMP
That's my experience.
02:27:28
SinkorSwim
in In, like, concept, it's just like... Nuclear Fallout has happened, but you You just have to live underground. And the books are very, you know, it's a sci-fi series, but have something to say.
02:27:44
SinkorSwim
And the books, at least the first game, I believe, is very close like close to the first book. But that's just kind of as far as my research. went to play, um think, Second Light or something. Because they they remastered the first two, and then I accidentally started playing the second one first.
02:28:04
Steve-O
Okay.
02:28:04
SinkorSwim
Then once I realized it, I was like, ew. And then I just never went back to play any of them.
02:28:09
Steve-O
That's a dumb way to do that. What the hell?
02:28:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, it was stupid of me. um
02:28:13
IGOTTADUMP
I kind of get this game and Stalker mixed up a lot.
02:28:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah, well, I mean, very similar vibes.
02:28:16
Steve-O
Yes, me too.
02:28:20
SinkorSwim
You know.
02:28:20
Steve-O
There's just this like dirty, grimy, like Eastern European apocalypse.
02:28:21
SinkorSwim
Oh. Eastern European...
02:28:27
Steve-O
And it's like,
02:28:29
IGOTTADUMP
who
02:28:30
SinkorSwim
The vibes are not good.
02:28:30
IGOTTADUMP
It's just their day-to-day life, I think.
02:28:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like American apocalypse is just fallout, right?
02:28:32
IGOTTADUMP
That's why they're good at... him
02:28:34
SinkorSwim
it's Like the vibes can be fun.
02:28:34
IGOTTADUMP
yes
02:28:35
Steve-O
Right.
02:28:37
SinkorSwim
You know, if not here.
02:28:37
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like, the apocalypse is kind of fun.
02:28:38
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:28:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:28:39
Steve-O
Right. Like, what do we do with our apocalypse? It's like, you see the statue of Liberty in a ruin and then you go to Las Vegas and you can still play this.
02:28:47
IGOTTADUMP
Make some money,
02:28:48
Steve-O
Like it's always what it is. It's always what it is here. We still have fun.
02:28:53
IGOTTADUMP
baby.
02:28:53
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:28:54
Steve-O
There's dude fucking like Eastern European. They already like fucking kind of like, yeah.
02:28:59
IGOTTADUMP
They live in that.
02:29:00
Steve-O
Like,
02:29:02
IGOTTADUMP
Or like at least have that mentality. Like when he talks a lot.
02:29:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's like it's like Lower the Rings versus like Game of Thrones. We're like, yeah, yeah, there's the Shire. It's like, no, this Yeah, we're were're on the wall.
02:29:12
Steve-O
Shireless.
02:29:14
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody's bleeding all the time.
02:29:14
SinkorSwim
We're on the ice wall. And we're being hunted.
02:29:16
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody's bleeding.
02:29:16
Steve-O
Even our weddings are miserable.
02:29:18
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:29:22
SinkorSwim
Cool thing for me. Adaptus Mechanicus CGI trailer for Dawn of War 4. It's a shame I'm unable to play that game. But what are we going to do?
02:29:33
IGOTTADUMP
Why can't you play that game?
02:29:34
SinkorSwim
Because that is a, I think, a PC-only game.
02:29:38
Steve-O
Get you Steam Deck.
02:29:38
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, you get a steam deck.
02:29:39
Steve-O
Get you Steam Deck.
02:29:40
SinkorSwim
I don't even know if it's going to run that that well. Like, it if it does, it won't.
02:29:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, are you kidding me?
02:29:44
SinkorSwim
You know what? Maybe I'll get a Steam machine if that thing ever comes out.
02:29:46
IGOTTADUMP
I played Resident Evil fucking Resident Evil 9.
02:29:51
IGOTTADUMP
No. Requiem. I played that on my Steam Deck.
02:29:51
Steve-O
Yeah, Requiem.
02:29:54
IGOTTADUMP
It's fine.
02:29:54
SinkorSwim
Probably look like poop.
02:29:55
SinkorSwim
Probably look like poo-poo.
02:29:56
IGOTTADUMP
It looked fine.
02:29:58
SinkorSwim
Yeah, fine.
02:29:59
IGOTTADUMP
It was fine.
02:29:59
SinkorSwim
I need crisp. I need gorgeous.
02:30:01
Steve-O
Quisp.
02:30:02
IGOTTADUMP
need quiff.
02:30:03
SinkorSwim
I need crisp.
02:30:03
Steve-O
I need Quisp.
02:30:04
IGOTTADUMP
i didn't I don't remember you saying that at your PSP, sir.
02:30:08
Steve-O
I need Quisp.
02:30:09
SinkorSwim
I need Quisp. ah Fuck it. I'm into this. Assassin's Creed Black Flight Resynced.
02:30:17
Steve-O
Yeah. I, uh, I...
02:30:19
SinkorSwim
It's like the best Assassin's Creed game, I think.
02:30:21
Steve-O
I never played this one, but um I was watching footage of apparently they just like completely re-engineered the parkour in Black Flag.
02:30:23
SinkorSwim
Really?
02:30:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:30:32
Steve-O
And you can just basically jump across like building gaps and just keep climbing. It looks amazing.
02:30:38
SinkorSwim
Yeah, they redid the comic or the comic, the combat. And they've also added new characters and store like this is very much more than I thought it was going to be.
02:30:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:30:50
SinkorSwim
I don't know. I think it kind of depends on the price. If this is 70 bucks, I don't think I can commit myself. But if this is 50, I'm looking at this.
02:30:59
Steve-O
If you float this by at a 50 possible possible purchase
02:31:01
SinkorSwim
This bad boy's 50 bills. I'm hitting that. But I'm hitting that purchase.
02:31:06
Steve-O
ah three days from now, Chris forbidden solid hair comes out.
02:31:13
SinkorSwim
the fuck is that?
02:31:13
Steve-O
So that's why the the makers of ah home safety hotline.
02:31:13
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:31:14
SinkorSwim
is that?
02:31:19
SinkorSwim
wait. Forbidden Solitaire?
02:31:20
Steve-O
That's their
02:31:20
IGOTTADUMP
Game's gonna spook you, Devin.
02:31:21
Steve-O
Yeah, it's basically a cursed solitaire game for the Windows 95.
02:31:27
SinkorSwim
Oh, sick.
02:31:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:31:29
SinkorSwim
Apparently vapire or Vampire Survivors came out.
02:31:32
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I'm playing that right now, man.
02:31:33
Steve-O
Yeah, what is that?
02:31:33
SinkorSwim
Is that...
02:31:34
Steve-O
Vampire Crawlers.
02:31:35
IGOTTADUMP
Vampire Crawl, or...
02:31:35
SinkorSwim
I'm sorry. Crawlers. Crawlers.
02:31:36
IGOTTADUMP
um' Oh, I'm playing that right now.
02:31:36
SinkorSwim
Crawlers.
02:31:39
SinkorSwim
You like it?
02:31:40
Steve-O
I haven't heard from anybody from it. Like.
02:31:42
IGOTTADUMP
I like it a lot.
02:31:44
Steve-O
That's what I've been hearing. I hear people, people, people have been just playing it and then they'll pop up and they'll be like, Oh, it's good. and then they'll disappear for like a week.
02:31:53
IGOTTADUMP
I'm almost done unlocking all the characters. I'm getting to that point.
02:31:56
SinkorSwim
Jesus.
02:31:57
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, but playing it, I've been playing that.
02:31:58
SinkorSwim
Is it, is it, I'm assuming it's Blotra vibes or Ballotro? No.
02:32:04
IGOTTADUMP
It's more like um like a roguelike with cards.
02:32:09
Steve-O
Okay.
02:32:10
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know.
02:32:11
SinkorSwim
and
02:32:11
IGOTTADUMP
bell Blatro is sort of like that too, but it's not like...
02:32:12
Steve-O
Okay.
02:32:14
SinkorSwim
like Isn't that exactly, yeah, was like, is that exactly Blotra?
02:32:15
IGOTTADUMP
Well, like you're not you're not playing... You're playing like action cards against enemies.
02:32:22
SinkorSwim
Okay.
02:32:22
Steve-O
It's, um, oh.
02:32:23
IGOTTADUMP
So it's like a dungeon crawler in that regard.
02:32:27
IGOTTADUMP
And yeah, so you're just, you're like moving through and there are boss enemies. You have the face of boss and then you defeat a level. then you go to the next part of that level and unlock everything there.
02:32:39
IGOTTADUMP
You know, it's all about like vampire survivors, unlocking characters and weapons.
02:32:43
Steve-O
Right.
02:32:44
SinkorSwim
I hear you. All right, that's cool.
02:32:45
IGOTTADUMP
And I've been playing that and mouse PI for hire.
02:32:48
Steve-O
You know, i've been I've been seeing Mouse P.I.
02:32:48
SinkorSwim
Ooh.
02:32:51
Steve-O
for hire around. and It's like um kind of one part Cuphead, one part like Doom.
02:32:57
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, basically.
02:32:57
SinkorSwim
It's a boomer shooter, right?
02:32:58
IGOTTADUMP
It's a boomer shooter, which I always like. i'm I'm pretty partial to them. I play, you know, like Bolt Gun and a lot of the other Steam Deck related ones that come out.
02:33:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:33:07
IGOTTADUMP
I'm always big fan of. um This is pretty good.
02:33:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:33:11
IGOTTADUMP
It's very, it rips off a lot of stuff combat.
02:33:13
SinkorSwim
the
02:33:14
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:33:15
IGOTTADUMP
It's like,
02:33:15
SinkorSwim
but like you can't like you might say rip off but it's still like a shitload of effort it looks gorgeous right yeah who whoa oh rubber hose rubber hose style yeah yeah yeah that's that's what people kind of call that animation style
02:33:21
Steve-O
Right.
02:33:21
IGOTTADUMP
it feels like they're making a genre out of this or something.
02:33:24
Steve-O
Yeah. I heard someone refer to it in like, they were saying, oh man, I really respect the, ah they called it like the tube art style or something. Rubber hose style. Thank you. Yeah.
02:33:35
IGOTTADUMP
Rubber hose.
02:33:39
IGOTTADUMP
Interesting.
02:33:39
Steve-O
Is that what, it's just a new game genre where it's going to be like, oh, the rubber hose genre, dude, like it would be Cuphead, Bendy and the Ink Machine and Mouse PI now.
02:33:42
SinkorSwim
The rubber hose genre, dude.
02:33:50
Steve-O
So.
02:33:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:33:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I'm enjoying my time with it too.
02:33:51
SinkorSwim
um fun Fun thing, apparently IGN is getting torched because their review of that game is really bad, apparently.
02:33:53
IGOTTADUMP
It's good.
02:33:53
Steve-O
Heck yeah, love that.
02:34:00
IGOTTADUMP
No shit. They didn't like it
02:34:01
SinkorSwim
like nothing Well, not even that they didn't like it, but their reasoning is like really... It's not like relevant, right? They gave it like a six.
02:34:09
Steve-O
Oh, 6-7!
02:34:10
SinkorSwim
Everybody's like, all right, it's like a six, seven. and That's like what it's scoring.
02:34:13
Steve-O
six seven
02:34:14
IGOTTADUMP
a
02:34:15
SinkorSwim
No one does that anymore, Steve.
02:34:17
Steve-O
oh six sevenvin
02:34:19
SinkorSwim
hey
02:34:20
IGOTTADUMP
six seven
02:34:21
SinkorSwim
But ah yeah, thank you. um No, but apparently like the guy's complaint, he's like... There's ludonarrative dissonance between me and playing this game. And people are like, it's a fucking boomer shooter with cartoon characters.
02:34:36
SinkorSwim
What are you fucking talking about?
02:34:37
IGOTTADUMP
Ludo narrative...
02:34:37
SinkorSwim
Like dissonance?
02:34:39
IGOTTADUMP
What?
02:34:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's a term basically that's like, it was made popular.
02:34:43
Steve-O
It's... it's
02:34:45
SinkorSwim
Like think of like Uncharted 2, Chris, where it's like Drake's running around, kills 500 dudes in a level. And then as cut scene where he's like making quips and it's like what he does in the gameplay doesn't really match the cut scene.
02:34:55
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Oh, oh. yeah The tone is off between the cutscenes.
02:35:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And somebody's complaining about that in this.
02:35:02
IGOTTADUMP
Um, well, no, because it's
02:35:05
SinkorSwim
Oh no. Oh no. You're the IGN guy.
02:35:07
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, I disagree with them. That's not, like, the tone is, it's silly but violent on on purpose.
02:35:10
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:35:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah. No, and like he said that and it's just like, it's not noir enough. And the guy's like, what the fuck? It's a boomer shooter, dude. Like,
02:35:21
Steve-O
He wanted L.A. Noire a mouse P.I.,
02:35:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I don't know what this guy wanted. And I haven't really watched it. my I just watched some YouTuber tear down. But, like, apparently IGN's getting...
02:35:31
IGOTTADUMP
It's like an action noir. It's an action noir.
02:35:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know?
02:35:34
IGOTTADUMP
That's how I would describe it.
02:35:35
SinkorSwim
It's fine. But, yeah, that's the... and want Well, ah do are you liking it? You're you're vibing with it?
02:35:43
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, i mean I'm enjoying my my time with it.
02:35:44
SinkorSwim
Okay. Okay.
02:35:45
IGOTTADUMP
it's so The thing, though, which is i think every boomer shooter is kind of measured by, is um there's a point with every boomer shooter, i don't know if this happens with you gentlemen, but there's a point where I get really bored.
02:36:00
IGOTTADUMP
And um it's usually, i'd say, within 10 15 hours.
02:36:01
Steve-O
and
02:36:06
IGOTTADUMP
If you hit that sweet spot for a boomer shooter, you're you're in gold.
02:36:07
SinkorSwim
No, I get that.
02:36:12
IGOTTADUMP
You're you're you' solid gold. Anything over that, though?
02:36:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:36:16
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, boy.
02:36:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:36:17
SinkorSwim
I get it.
02:36:17
IGOTTADUMP
That's, like, bad. It gets bad.
02:36:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like unless there's like a lot, unless there's something else going on under the hood, like an RPG mechanic.
02:36:20
Steve-O
Oh.
02:36:25
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
02:36:26
SinkorSwim
But if it's just like bolt gun, the first bolt gun was like really getting there and then it ended.
02:36:30
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:36:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it was close. And it was, like, ended perfectly, right?
02:36:32
SinkorSwim
was close.
02:36:35
Steve-O
Right across the plate, just in time.
02:36:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:36:35
IGOTTADUMP
Where... Needed it.
02:36:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, honestly, it really did.
02:36:37
Steve-O
That
02:36:39
SinkorSwim
um But yeah.
02:36:40
Steve-O
was one of my problems Doom Eternal. Doom Eternal, I felt the levels were just too long.
02:36:44
IGOTTADUMP
i agree 100%. i agree 100%.
02:36:49
SinkorSwim
I agree.
02:36:49
IGOTTADUMP
A million percent.
02:36:49
Steve-O
It's awesome, but like, just not.
02:36:51
SinkorSwim
Did you guys ever play Dark Ages?
02:36:51
Steve-O
Not my jam. Nah.
02:36:54
SinkorSwim
Solid, solid game.
02:36:54
IGOTTADUMP
I was worried.
02:36:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
02:36:56
IGOTTADUMP
i was worried it would fall into that pitfall.
02:36:59
SinkorSwim
that game's like 30, 40 bucks. I think it's worth it, but I get it. And, ah what were going to say?
02:37:05
Steve-O
Oh, sorry. ah I don't know if we talked about this, ah but the other day was ah Alien Day and they made a announcement.
02:37:13
SinkorSwim
Sorry.
02:37:16
Steve-O
ah They dropped a teaser trailer for Alien Isolation 2 made by Creative Assembly and Sega.
02:37:21
SinkorSwim
Oh.
02:37:23
Steve-O
So back to the OG squad. So.
02:37:27
SinkorSwim
That's pretty slick.
02:37:30
SinkorSwim
That's not bad. That's not bad at all.
02:37:31
IGOTTADUMP
That's good news.
02:37:31
Steve-O
Not bad.
02:37:32
IGOTTADUMP
That is good news.
02:37:34
Steve-O
i'll put the teaser up for you.
02:37:36
SinkorSwim
All right, yeah. And then the final thing I have on this list, and a and again, maybe more for John, but he's not here. a New character, Ingrid, gameplay trailer for Street Fighter VI.
02:37:48
SinkorSwim
The only thing I'm going to say about this is, like, Ingrid just seems like a completely different... It seems like a guest character for an anime that I've never heard of.
02:37:57
IGOTTADUMP
Did you see the comparison between her and and Saga on the screen?
02:37:58
SinkorSwim
You know what I mean?
02:38:02
SinkorSwim
No. Oh, are they? It's just...
02:38:05
IGOTTADUMP
Well, he's seven foot seven and she's five foot.
02:38:07
SinkorSwim
Jesus. Hell yeah.
02:38:09
Steve-O
Oh my gosh.
02:38:10
IGOTTADUMP
so he's fucking two feet.
02:38:11
SinkorSwim
Well, you know, I'll talk about the actual interesting thing. Apparently um there's a rumor that Tifa is going to be a Street Fighter 6 character.
02:38:20
Steve-O
Yeah, I've been hearing that. and John was again against it.
02:38:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Again, yeah.
02:38:25
Steve-O
He said, no, no.
02:38:25
SinkorSwim
You know what? Sorry. Dude, Tifa in the RE engine? In the goon and the Goon engine itself? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Like, i'm not going to play that.
02:38:37
SinkorSwim
Get out of here.
02:38:38
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, if anybody's going to be in I guess Tifa is...
02:38:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:38:41
Steve-O
I feel like you you do Leon next drop and you're gold.
02:38:41
SinkorSwim
so this this
02:38:46
IGOTTADUMP
Mmm.
02:38:47
SinkorSwim
yeah So this is interesting, though, because like this is isolation because it's like a pay phone.
02:38:52
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the little save the little save spots. Remember in isolation one?
02:38:55
IGOTTADUMP
Uh-oh.
02:38:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but it looks like a.
02:38:55
IGOTTADUMP
It got to Earth. It got to Earth.
02:38:57
SinkorSwim
Yes. All right.
02:38:58
Steve-O
You go to the emergency phone and save from them.
02:38:58
IGOTTADUMP
Or probably probably got to a colony that's being ah that's being terraformed because of the rain.
02:39:05
SinkorSwim
You know what Yeah.
02:39:07
Steve-O
Oh, maybe.
02:39:07
SinkorSwim
I did try to get into that first game. i couldn't. ah struggled
02:39:13
Steve-O
That's one where it's like a horror game in that like stalker perspective, but it's like a 10 plus hour game. So it's a lot. It could be like, there's definitely a point of that game where you're like, all right, I want to finish this, but also
WrestleMania Review
02:39:27
Steve-O
I've been being hunted for the past 10 hours.
02:39:29
Steve-O
So
02:39:29
IGOTTADUMP
And it's not just the alien, it's the fucking ah robots.
02:39:29
SinkorSwim
I
02:39:32
Steve-O
of what were they called? The fix it Joes or something.
02:39:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, Joe Fix-It's, I think.
02:39:37
Steve-O
They were such a creepy design. Like,
02:39:40
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that was great. That was so cool.
02:39:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah. so I mean, honestly, if they like nail that, if they nail that mix a little bit. Because i I vibed with everything except playing it, frankly.
02:39:54
SinkorSwim
i was like, this is cool. I do dig it, but it's... Yeah.
02:39:58
Steve-O
um I'm hoping like 12 years removed from the original with like more people kind of jumping into the horror like genre again with like Resident Evil and all these like PC games they take away a lot more from that and bring it to this sequel
02:40:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:40:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Well...
02:40:16
IGOTTADUMP
I think you're going to get colonial marines and and a gun at some point.
02:40:20
SinkorSwim
Ooh.
02:40:20
IGOTTADUMP
So that's probably going to make the game a little different.
02:40:22
SinkorSwim
think at some point, you kind of have to, right?
02:40:24
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:40:25
SinkorSwim
Fuck it.
02:40:25
IGOTTADUMP
Certainly.
02:40:26
SinkorSwim
And the hook should be, you kill one, and then you find out there's more.
02:40:30
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, totally. You're going to kill one in the most awful, terrifying way possible. And there's going to be like a hive of them. And you're to be like, boo.
02:40:37
Steve-O
oh no
02:40:38
SinkorSwim
What is...
02:40:38
IGOTTADUMP
Uh-oh.
02:40:40
Steve-O
o i move of oh
02:40:42
SinkorSwim
what is low
02:40:42
IGOTTADUMP
That's a layup. That's your layup.
02:40:45
Steve-O
oh no
02:40:45
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit. It's going to be Ernest. He's going to be the main character.
02:40:49
Steve-O
What do you mean, Vern?
02:40:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, well, yeah, that is that is it.
02:40:51
IGOTTADUMP
Alien. husband earlier
02:40:54
SinkorSwim
That's two weeks of news. Thank you for suffering through my sniffles. But yeah, I think that's all I got.
02:41:00
Steve-O
I thought you were crying the whole time I thought you were passionate.
02:41:01
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you work, Ryan.
02:41:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you guys did think I was i wasn't. I wasn't sobbing.
02:41:04
Steve-O
You're not passionate?
02:41:04
SinkorSwim
i was being a man.
02:41:05
Steve-O
You don't care about what you talk about?
02:41:07
SinkorSwim
Nah. don't give a fuck, bro.
02:41:10
Steve-O
Do you watch any of WrestleMania, Devin?
02:41:13
SinkorSwim
No, i that's what I wanted to ask you. um i I was following on Twitter.
02:41:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:41:19
SinkorSwim
I heard night two was much better night. One was night two was much better, but I also saw some pushback.
02:41:21
Steve-O
Night 2 was much better.
02:41:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:41:27
SinkorSwim
Some guy was because the big drama, Chris was there.
02:41:30
Steve-O
a lot of drama.
02:41:31
SinkorSwim
It's all ads. No match.
02:41:32
Steve-O
It was all dude.
02:41:33
SinkorSwim
on
02:41:33
Steve-O
It was all ads.
02:41:35
IGOTTADUMP
ads.
02:41:35
SinkorSwim
What?
02:41:35
Steve-O
Like, so because Netflix has Netflix with ads and you know, that's one of their service tiers. People who have Netflix and watch internationally, they get, they get served ads.
02:41:51
Steve-O
So the problem is if you have Netflix with no ads, or if you're in the States and you're watching on the ESPN unlimited app, which costs $30, it's $30 app.
02:41:51
IGOTTADUMP
Oh,
02:42:01
Steve-O
a thirty dollars app
02:42:03
SinkorSwim
On top of ESPN plus.
02:42:06
Steve-O
you yeah you just sit there as a screen like just plays this little like three second animation that says be right back
02:42:16
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. That's what fucking Red Zone was like, too. NFL Red Zone.
02:42:21
Steve-O
it sucks dude it sucks because it's like hmm
02:42:21
IGOTTADUMP
I was watching that.
02:42:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:42:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah. And they got they got in trouble because what NFL Red Zone used to do, which was really great, was they would transition to another game during commercial breaks.
02:42:33
Steve-O
Oh.
02:42:35
IGOTTADUMP
But they stopped doing that and started putting that fucking placard up.
02:42:39
Steve-O
Oh my god.
02:42:39
SinkorSwim
Oh, that's awful, dude.
02:42:40
IGOTTADUMP
And it stinks now.
02:42:42
Steve-O
That stinks.
02:42:44
IGOTTADUMP
ha, ha.
02:42:44
Steve-O
Like, this is the thing, right? Like when you watch a WrestleMania, I think the thing about WrestleMania and they might have just not forgotten it. Like they are being run by different people. Now Vince McMahon's out um is the fact that with WrestleMania, that's a lot of the time where people just come to wrestling and watch like they can have no like input on wrestling throughout the year, but they'll still watch WrestleMania.
02:43:10
Steve-O
And I think one of the pivotal things is you show why the people are fighting the match buildups, the fancy fun promo card packages. And they didn't do that this year.
02:43:21
Steve-O
Only one match got that two matches got that. And that was the main events.
02:43:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah, even that first main event I heard was just like so like, if you're plotting out like a wrestling match, they're like just random shit was happening.
02:43:30
Steve-O
It wasn't great.
02:43:35
Steve-O
They just chalk filled it with celebrities, even though they didn't need to.
02:43:38
IGOTTADUMP
is this Is this the greatest punishment for Vince McMahon to watch this and know that his company is turning into this?
02:43:38
Steve-O
It was
02:43:42
Steve-O
Um, maybe it might be.
02:43:46
SinkorSwim
But apparently some people are like, we should bring Vince back. It's like, no, no
02:43:50
Steve-O
bring Vince back.
02:43:52
IGOTTADUMP
He kind of deserves this a little bit before he dies.
02:43:54
Steve-O
but Yeah. but the he He needs a little bit of a, just like, this is your life.
02:43:58
IGOTTADUMP
Be humbled. Yeah, yeah.
02:44:00
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:44:01
IGOTTADUMP
100%.
02:44:01
Steve-O
Um, but,
02:44:01
SinkorSwim
But yeah, I heard night one was kind of butt, but night two was much better.
02:44:04
Steve-O
Night one was but night two. Night two opened up with Obafemi versus Brock Lesnar. And let me just say, wow, they set Obafemi up to be the next big thing. It was awesome.
02:44:19
Steve-O
And ah like it, you know how Brock Lesnar's matches are like Brock Lesnar beats you up for like 30 minutes or not even 30 minutes, like 10 minutes. And then he just like wins or like you get lucky and win.
02:44:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I mean, but hasn't he been on a run where like he just refuses to work more than like five minutes at this point?
02:44:37
Steve-O
Right.
02:44:38
SinkorSwim
Because he's like, I'm going to wrestle.
02:44:39
Steve-O
us
02:44:40
SinkorSwim
But he was wrestling guys at Goldberg who also couldn't wrestle more than five minutes.
02:44:42
Steve-O
Right.
02:44:44
SinkorSwim
So it's like, it worked out.
02:44:44
Steve-O
Yeah. Obafemi basically came in and Brock Lesnar tried to do Brock Lesnar stuff to him and Obafemi just was not selling it.
02:44:56
Steve-O
He was getting hit with clotheslines. It just it made him look like an unstoppable juggernaut. And then immediately afterwards, Brock Lesnar took his boots off.
02:45:03
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm.
02:45:06
Steve-O
He took his gloves off, left him in the ring. He he basically was like, I'm done. I'm i'm retiring. I'm out.
02:45:13
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I saw that video.
02:45:14
Steve-O
Yeah, dude, it's crazy.
02:45:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:45:15
Steve-O
And then, you know, that was one of the major highlights. There was a ton of other awesome matches that night. But the best thing on the card that made me go like, all right, even though this WrestleMania kind of stunk because of the ad stuff, the finale of night two with Roman Reigns and CM Punk, it was a genuine five star match.
02:45:32
Steve-O
They told such a good story, such a good back and forth. Just good, good stuff all around. It made me be like, oh yeah, okay. Wrestling can still be awesome, but they just need to figure out like the person managing it.
02:45:44
SinkorSwim
All you need is like CM Punk and some other guy who's dope as shit.
02:45:48
Steve-O
Right.
02:45:48
IGOTTADUMP
Who is managing the WWE now?
02:45:50
Steve-O
Well, right now it's a ah company called TKO owns both w WWE and UFC.
02:45:57
SinkorSwim
But is this guy Nick Khan, right?
02:45:59
Steve-O
Nick Khan, yeah. And ah his he's got a deal where he's like, oh, you know what? let's put We're going to put some celebrities in the matches. And and and I'm really going to sell Pat McAfee as the next Sylvester Stallone, he says.
02:46:10
IGOTTADUMP
Ugh. Ugh.
02:46:12
Steve-O
um And so it's just like a bunch of stuff that doesn't need to be there that just keeps filling the works. but So I'm going to give a score for WrestleMania.
02:46:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:46:21
Steve-O
WrestleMania at night one, i was I'm going to give a kill. WrestleMania night two, I'm gonna give a good set.
02:46:25
SinkorSwim
Okay.
02:46:30
SinkorSwim
Man, so I guess it averages out to a fuck.
02:46:34
Steve-O
Right. Yeah. Yeah.
02:46:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah. All right. Cool.
02:46:37
Steve-O
But that's it. I think we should wrap up just because we're going late. And I, you know, I know we got stuff to do tomorrow. So.
02:46:43
SinkorSwim
Says you.
02:46:43
IGOTTADUMP
yeah I gotta make a bunch of bagels.
02:46:45
SinkorSwim
Says you. Yeah, I gotta go. ah Yeah.
02:46:49
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:46:51
IGOTTADUMP
You're not making any bagels?
02:46:51
SinkorSwim
can play Alan Wake. they got to play Alan Wake too.
02:46:54
IGOTTADUMP
Oh.
02:46:55
SinkorSwim
Again.
02:46:55
Steve-O
All right, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Not tomorrow. Next week. Bye.
02:47:00
IGOTTADUMP
See you tomorrow.
02:47:00
SinkorSwim
the ah it See you in six hours.