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Introduction and Tax Humor
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SinkorSwim
Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of March 30th, 2026. Do your taxes. I still haven't done my taxes.
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SinkorSwim
I'm worried about doing my taxes.
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Steve-O
You got do your taxes.
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leong kennedick
ah you haven't You haven't done them yet?
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SinkorSwim
I'm a piece of trash and I haven't done them. No. My name is Devin Kopeck and I haven't done my taxes. With me, I guess, the Mr. Taxman, Chris Kalani.
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BARFINGLEON
um Mr. Tax Manager, you have to do his taxes either.
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SinkorSwim
Ooh! I'm in good company.
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BARFINGLEON
So.
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SinkorSwim
I guess another Mr. Taxman, Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
They call me Irwin R. Shyster, and I am ready to make sure that the IRS is ready to take you down.
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SinkorSwim
And the guy who said, hey, hey, Mr. President, you know what you should do? You should put your signature on the on the bills, on the bills. That's a good idea. John Suarez.
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BARFINGLEON
nice pick.
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leong kennedick
I did my taxes.
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SinkorSwim
Nice, nice idea. Nice idea, John.
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leong kennedick
I did do my taxes, so.
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SinkorSwim
Okay. All right.
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BARFINGLEON
You paid for the war in Iran. Early.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, way to go
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BARFINGLEON
Way to go.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know what I didn't. I didn't. um I'm in protest.
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BARFINGLEON
Finance. That's bombs. They're dropping on children.
Resident Evil Series Discussion
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BARFINGLEON
What?
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SinkorSwim
It was really...
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BARFINGLEON
What? Am wrong?
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SinkorSwim
was
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Steve-O
He's right.
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BARFINGLEON
Am
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SinkorSwim
a fun show. We're all having a good time.
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BARFINGLEON
I I said it in a fun way.
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SinkorSwim
We're all having a good time.
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BARFINGLEON
I said it in a fun way.
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SinkorSwim
We're all good.
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Steve-O
He did a little voice.
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SinkorSwim
We're
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Steve-O
He did a little voice. It was.
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BARFINGLEON
i so I was.
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Steve-O
one
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BARFINGLEON
It was fun enough.
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SinkorSwim
all having a good time. The news showed up.
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BARFINGLEON
I got a bomb to drop on you guys.
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SinkorSwim
ah Oh, no.
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Steve-O
tasteless.
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BARFINGLEON
What are you talking
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leong kennedick
oh Oh.
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SinkorSwim
Yay! I didn't
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Steve-O
That was a tasteless segue.
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BARFINGLEON
about? I finally beat Resident Evil
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Steve-O
Oh, that's good.
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SinkorSwim
say that.
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Steve-O
That's good.
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leong kennedick
What'd you think?
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BARFINGLEON
I throw flowers at my Steam Deck.
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leong kennedick
Devin thinks Devin thinks eight. Devin still thinks eight is the best in the series. So like, how do you feel about that?
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SinkorSwim
I didn't say that. didn't dare you.
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leong kennedick
of course.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah i Easy peasy, ranking, squeezy, remake four, remake two, this bad boy, right right there.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, and then we're just off the ring.
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leong kennedick
Oh, wow.
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leong kennedick
Okay, so it's in your top five? it's Top three?
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BARFINGLEON
Top three. Yeah, I think that's pretty fair.
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leong kennedick
Alright, okay.
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Steve-O
This is solid.
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BARFINGLEON
um I think...
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leong kennedick
Interesting. What's the common denominator in those three games, Chris? I wonder. who what is the What is the one thing that is in all three of those games?
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leong kennedick
I wonder. I'm trying to think.
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BARFINGLEON
I know what I'm about. I know what I'm about.
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leong kennedick
All I'll say is Chris Galani likes his daddy, is all I'm saying.
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Steve-O
Benny. billy
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leong kennedick
Daddy! daddy You love daddy.
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BARFINGLEON
is a wonderful. It's a wonderful.
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leong kennedick
It was awesome, right?
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BARFINGLEON
And if this is the last Leon Kennedy story I play, ah it's also wonderful.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, no, Chris is... it What what should you pick first?
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leong kennedick
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Does that mean you got the bad ending? You thought he...
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BARFINGLEON
Well, no, i I played both. I had to see both.
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leong kennedick
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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BARFINGLEON
Come on. Are we nuts?
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leong kennedick
I thought we had a Steve Oterio situation where he didn't know that there was a disc 2. There was...
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, no.
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leong kennedick
yeah he just the he hooked He destroys Albus and then he's like, oh man, Leon debt is dead?
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BARFINGLEON
That is a dark, dark ending.
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Steve-O
Dude, Rip Leon, man.
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leong kennedick
Shit.
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SinkorSwim
Wow.
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leong kennedick
Fuck.
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SinkorSwim
You know, hey, hey, this is last time.
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Steve-O
it is That was your first impulse?
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BARFINGLEON
Dark.
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SinkorSwim
is last time, unless we play another prequel.
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BARFINGLEON
Steve, though.
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SinkorSwim
Guess it is what it is.
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BARFINGLEON
Steve, i that was my first impulse, too. I destroyed Elphus. It was.
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Steve-O
you didn you know what You know what my first impulse is?
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BARFINGLEON
It was.
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Steve-O
Hey, no matter what happens, we can take it down.
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BARFINGLEON
was
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BARFINGLEON
Okay. are you were you You had that feel. I was like, fuck these old rich assholes.
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leong kennedick
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
I mean, you got Leon. Yeah, I mean, that yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
I'm tired of being controlled by them.
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leong kennedick
Okay, now, now Chris, chris let me let me get in there and make this about Expedition 33.
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BARFINGLEON
That was my perspective.
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Steve-O
That's fair.
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Steve-O
Hey.
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leong kennedick
How would you feel if they made Leon and and Grace fight each other at the end for the for their good ending, just randomly, at the end?
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BARFINGLEON
Oh my... That would... we are
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leong kennedick
It would be terrible, right?
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BARFINGLEON
Wouldn't make any sense.
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leong kennedick
Okay.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, obviously.
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leong kennedick
All right, all right, thank you. I rest i rest my case, Your Honor.
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Steve-O
I don't know if that is a fair comparison. I would like to rule that this court is out of order.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, I'm not even responding. Yeah.
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leong kennedick
I tried.
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SinkorSwim
i get in
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Steve-O
yeah
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leong kennedick
I didn't even get a rise out of Devon out of that.
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leong kennedick
God damn it.
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BARFINGLEON
for For real, for real, though, this was a wonderful...
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leong kennedick
Get in there and make this about Expedition the best story, probably, i would say, in the whole series, right?
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SinkorSwim
It's
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BARFINGLEON
what What a great experience. um I had fun.
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SinkorSwim
a banger, right? Yeah, a banger of a good hand.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, absolute banger. And really atmospheric. And I think it might be one of the best stories. Maybe the best.
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BARFINGLEON
It's the strongest.
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Steve-O
yeah
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BARFINGLEON
Right? and And probably the strongest script, too. Like, it's...
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leong kennedick
Strongest script. Strongest acting, I would say.
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BARFINGLEON
it's I guess...
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Steve-O
gotta say best new character like rookie of the year grace up there definitely up there mm-hmm
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, gri great rules.
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leong kennedick
Best new character.
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BARFINGLEON
Victor?
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leong kennedick
Rookie. Yo, rookie of the year, Grace.
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BARFINGLEON
Christ.
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leong kennedick
Now, now i asked I asked Devin this.
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BARFINGLEON
Great villain. Great villain.
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BARFINGLEON
like I I gotta sit on that one for a little bit.
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leong kennedick
asked Devin this.
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leong kennedick
Chris, who's your great who's your Grace of the year? Is it Grace Ashcroft or Ryland Grace? Is there going to be another Grace this year in anything?
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SinkorSwim
I hope so.
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leong kennedick
Oh, man. Then we can actually have a Grace of the year.
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SinkorSwim
got to make it a great for the year.
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leong kennedick
We could actually have a...
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
a grace of the year at the end of 2026. Oh, okay.
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SinkorSwim
Well, Chris, I mean, I mean i know you banged both of them, so.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah meor Come on.
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leong kennedick
I would. You kidding me?
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BARFINGLEON
Talking about Rylan, big muscles, question mark, grace.
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leong kennedick
You wouldn't, Devin?
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SinkorSwim
Oh, dude, i will it in a second, in a second, dude, I'd spit on both of it.
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leong kennedick
Oh, I'm sorry. That just shows me that you're not comfortable with your own sexuality, Devin.
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BARFINGLEON
That dude's got electrodes locked to his body to make him look hot.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, Grace.
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BARFINGLEON
On a space rocket.
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leong kennedick
Is there a grace in GTA? Wait... Is GTA 6 coming out this year or no?
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Steve-O
We don't know. We never know.
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SinkorSwim
Uh...
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Steve-O
GTAs.
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SinkorSwim
I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to go with hope.
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Steve-O
No.
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SinkorSwim
I'm going to say yes. I'm going to release Elpis and
GTA 6 and Gaming Platforms
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SinkorSwim
say yes.
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leong kennedick
here's my my tinfoil hat theory is do they delay it?
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BARFINGLEON
Releasing the big fart.
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leong kennedick
do they Do they think they might not get as many sales if it's console only with the rises and the the PlayStation prices that were just announced? Or do you think that they just people will just end up buying it anyway?
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Steve-O
no
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SinkorSwim
No.
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SinkorSwim
I honestly, I don't think GTA cares about any of that shit because they are the hype.
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leong kennedick
Or... Switch 2 is coming out on Switch 2. I'm playing on Switch 2.
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Steve-O
Switch to exclusive.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah. yeah No, yeah. yeah oh um It's not going out.
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leong kennedick
And steve Steve won't be able to bail me out bail you out of that one, Devin, because i don't think it's coming out on PC day one.
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BARFINGLEON
this This...
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Steve-O
They'll do the like the year later thing for PC.
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leong kennedick
Actually, you know what?
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
You know what, Steve? Let's go on this journey together. let's play Let's play it on Switch 2.
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Steve-O
Oh, you know what?
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leong kennedick
GTA 6. gta six
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SinkorSwim
yeah
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Steve-O
If it comes out day and date on the switch to I'll be there.
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BARFINGLEON
Jesus Christ. I'm playing it on my deck. I don't care what happens. is oh i can emulate
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SinkorSwim
It's not coming out on you, Jack.
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leong kennedick
You're to emulate? No, he can emulate. He'll
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Steve-O
Yeah, can emulate them.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah. yeah ah Okay.
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leong kennedick
he he'll hack it. it's chris This is Chris Galani you're talking to?
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SinkorSwim
you'll You'll hack the game that's not on the PC to be on PC.
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BARFINGLEON
I'll figure it out. Yeah.
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Steve-O
We're willing... We're trying to make sure we don't play anything on our PlayStations ever again.
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leong kennedick
no no, no. There's a hack. There's a hack if you really want to get under Devin's skin, Chris. youll You'll get it. You'll buy it for PlayStation 5, but then you'll stream play it on your Steam Deck, but
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Steve-O
ah
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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leong kennedick
that's how That's how you you get Devin to have a fucking seizure in real time.
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Steve-O
Well, I mean... That's what he's going to be doing. Devin's going to be playing on his PlayStation companion.
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leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the one that you bought. that The one that you already have, Devin?
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BARFINGLEON
getting the poops in the pooper? The PlayStation pooper, right?
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SinkorSwim
The one that was like 50 bucks?
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leong kennedick
I don't know, man. Maybe you'll get one as your wedding present this year. i don't know.
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SinkorSwim
No, wouldn't it?
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leong kennedick
We'll see.
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BARFINGLEON
You're going to shit with that, right? Definitely.
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Steve-O
Oh, you're definitely going to defecate in the room with that.
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SinkorSwim
I wouldn't ask anybody to do that, man.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, do you know what? I don't even need to ask.
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SinkorSwim
That's too much money.
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BARFINGLEON
don't even need to ask. Don't even answer.
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leong kennedick
Devin, if you were devin if you were getting if you were getting married within the next three months, I could almost guarantee you would be getting knives from me as gifts.
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SinkorSwim
oh so
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leong kennedick
But yeah but it might that might my obsession might die down by by October.
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SinkorSwim
There might be a new hype. Yeah, there might be a new obsession.
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leong kennedick
But we'll see.
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SinkorSwim
All right. That's fair enough.
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leong kennedick
We'll see.
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Steve-O
Or it'll ramp up.
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leong kennedick
But wouldn't that be a nice— you better You better get your coins ready from you and and Jenny, just in case.
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SinkorSwim
Now, you know what? Wait, you know what? Honestly, i was like i was like, maybe it'll get me...
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Steve-O
The coins!
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leong kennedick
Just in case I do get you knives.
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Steve-O
His and her knives.
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SinkorSwim
Wait, would it be a knife or would it be a multi-tool?
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leong kennedick
Well, I don't know. I think maybe Jenny jenny should have the multi-tool because she actually does stuff.
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SinkorSwim
Because I could use a multi-tool.
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leong kennedick
And then maybe I'll get you a...
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SinkorSwim
No, no, dude, I do shit.
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Steve-O
Jesus.
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leong kennedick
Okay, I can get you a screwdriver, I think.
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SinkorSwim
What are you talking about?
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leong kennedick
what What do you think? He could use a screwdriver, right, guys, for
Personal Stories and Clothing Mishaps
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leong kennedick
his eyeglasses?
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Steve-O
i Get him on a screwdriver
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SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah, I forgot. I'm not a nerd.
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leong kennedick
No, my...
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BARFINGLEON
i Now I'm interchangeable Phillips head screwdriver.
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leong kennedick
The... The...
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SinkorSwim
Fair enough.
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BARFINGLEON
That's all he gets you. With like the yellow handle, like the weird plastic
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leong kennedick
Then I get them engraved, so it's got Jenny's name on the fucking Leatherman multi-tool that costs $200, but then his $16 Walgreens screwdriver, I just scrape Devin's initials on there with the with the knife.
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SinkorSwim
yeah
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Steve-O
Did you write my name as Devin Jenny?
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's how we're going to know you from now on anyway.
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leong kennedick
That would be so funny.
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SinkorSwim
fair enough
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leong kennedick
Well, I don't know. Maybe will die down. Maybe you will get a multi-tool at some point, Devin. I don't know. Your birthday is coming up. ah just bought I just bought Sam a but a multi-tool.
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Steve-O
you'll get You'll get a multi-tool like shell, and then every year from after that moment, he'll give you one of the the tools from it.
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SinkorSwim
$200 multi-tool for my birthday.
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leong kennedick
One of the tools. Yeah, I'll get you.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah
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leong kennedick
A modular one, and then you just get he just get a ah tool.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, my God.
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BARFINGLEON
You've earned it this year.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, my
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BARFINGLEON
Gotta make sure you use the tool that he gave you previously.
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leong kennedick
that had that So he just has an empty shell that has no tools on it first. It's just it's just a slab of stainless steel.
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SinkorSwim
God.
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BARFINGLEON
master this Master this tool first, and you will receive the next...
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leong kennedick
That's it Oh my god. But, um... But yeah, Devin, I mean, all right. That's all you have to say. Because I need a multi-tool. I mean, maybe we can make that happen.
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SinkorSwim
thanks
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leong kennedick
You know? We'll see.
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SinkorSwim
uh yeah and then you can buy me a pair of those those those uh big tough boy socks or whatever they're called
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leong kennedick
it doesn't have to be It doesn't have to be from just me. You know?
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Steve-O
Oh, darn tough.
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leong kennedick
I mean, there's that too.
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Steve-O
Darn tough.
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SinkorSwim
well no i'll get a yeah and then and then chris will give me something else that's like chris will give me the knife
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Steve-O
Vermont.
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BARFINGLEON
No boys.
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leong kennedick
Steve, I didn't wear my boots today.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I'm getting Jenny Lee.
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leong kennedick
i didn't wear I didn't wear my boots today to to work.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
I think we all know that.
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leong kennedick
Cause I didn't have to work in the field today and I wanted to wear my darn tough socks, but I was like, man, should I waste it on a non boots day? So I didn't wear, I didn't wear my darn tough socks today.
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leong kennedick
And I felt, I felt poor today wearing my regular socks.
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Steve-O
I mean, you're basically just might as well just pull out the Hoover flags from your pants.
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leong kennedick
So
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah! yeah yeah
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leong kennedick
might as well just, might as well just not wear socks at all.
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BARFINGLEON
Let him fly.
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leong kennedick
You know?
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Steve-O
that's um That's a boat shoe day.
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BARFINGLEON
um so you you're talking about socks. I had to i had a emergency buy underwear couple of days back.
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SinkorSwim
What?
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leong kennedick
Oh shit, wait, what'd you shit your pants at?
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, no, no.
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Steve-O
and What happened?
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, explain, explain.
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Steve-O
Hold on.
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BARFINGLEON
No! No, no, no.
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Steve-O
Wait a second.
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leong kennedick
What the fuck? What if you had to emergency buy underwear?
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BARFINGLEON
No, no, no.
00:10:34
leong kennedick
That's the only reason you have to emergency buy underwear?
00:10:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah, the only time it's a birthday is you shoot yourself.
00:10:36
leong kennedick
Is if you fucking shit your pants, Chris?
00:10:36
BARFINGLEON
strange
00:10:36
Steve-O
um
00:10:38
BARFINGLEON
da and
00:10:38
leong kennedick
Did shit your pants?
00:10:39
Steve-O
Did you forget to wear underpants?
00:10:41
leong kennedick
Did you shit your pants on the way in? Like, what happened?
00:10:45
BARFINGLEON
My underwear that I've been wearing, they are a specific brand that I buy.
00:10:46
leong kennedick
What the fuck?
00:10:50
BARFINGLEON
They're boxers. I'm a boxers guy. um And they're woven, not knit. That's very important. and
00:10:57
leong kennedick
Look at this guy.
00:10:58
Steve-O
Do you have, wait, hold on.
00:10:58
leong kennedick
The fucking Sultan.
00:10:59
Steve-O
Do you have a sponsorship? Is that why you didn't say the brand?
00:11:00
BARFINGLEON
Well, they're their Tommy Hilfiger.
00:11:01
SinkorSwim
I, you know what I really hope this, I'll be honest, i'll be honest, I really hope, ah du i'll be on I really hope all this preamble just ends with him saying, and I shit my pants.
00:11:01
leong kennedick
Oh,
00:11:03
Steve-O
ah oh okay.
00:11:04
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:11:05
Steve-O
Okay.
00:11:05
leong kennedick
this fucking guy.
00:11:11
Steve-O
but
00:11:11
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:11:12
Steve-O
Get my pants.
00:11:12
leong kennedick
The fucking...
00:11:13
BARFINGLEON
No, no, no, no. It's kind of, it's, it's worse than that. I think
00:11:16
SinkorSwim
okay
00:11:17
leong kennedick
The Sultan... Sultan of Brunei, Christopher Galani, only wears Tommy Hilfiger underwear.
00:11:20
BARFINGLEON
I, I do a lot of walking around at work. I've been wearing these underwear. They've lasted for four years and pretty big.
00:11:28
leong kennedick
um'm I'm like you. I only wear Calvin Klein underwear that is microfiber.
00:11:31
BARFINGLEON
And they have been starting to get holes in them, you know, around the band.
00:11:34
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:11:35
BARFINGLEON
Right.
00:11:35
leong kennedick
No, that's how it is. Yeah.
00:11:36
SinkorSwim
Oh, around the band?
00:11:36
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:11:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:11:37
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:11:38
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:11:38
BARFINGLEON
So not around the crotch as much as the band, believe it or not. These things, for some reason, that's where they fail.
00:11:42
leong kennedick
No, but yeah, but it's yeah, you don't want to.
00:11:43
SinkorSwim
I giggle every time I put that pair of underwear on.
00:11:45
BARFINGLEON
So I did...
00:11:46
leong kennedick
Are they are they boxer briefs or they just boxers?
00:11:46
SinkorSwim
I fold in it.
00:11:48
BARFINGLEON
Boxers.
00:11:48
leong kennedick
what what come on
00:11:49
BARFINGLEON
They're boxers.
00:11:50
leong kennedick
oh Oh, shit.
00:11:50
BARFINGLEON
i
00:11:50
Steve-O
This box is.
00:11:51
leong kennedick
You're just straight up boxers guy.
00:11:51
BARFINGLEON
I bent over it i've been over at work and they they ripped all the way across the band.
00:11:56
Steve-O
Did they split?
00:11:56
SinkorSwim
rip.
00:11:56
leong kennedick
Straight up. No. Oh, what'd you fuck?
00:11:59
Steve-O
Oh, oh.
00:12:00
leong kennedick
Did you door that? Did you door dash undies from?
00:12:02
BARFINGLEON
So i know I drove the Calvin Klein, the though the we have an outlet near our house.
00:12:04
leong kennedick
the a
00:12:08
leong kennedick
Dude, did you get Calvin Klein undies?
00:12:10
Steve-O
you know
00:12:11
BARFINGLEON
Of course I did.
00:12:11
leong kennedick
They're really good.
00:12:12
BARFINGLEON
I bought five pairs of them.
00:12:13
BARFINGLEON
I bought them before.
00:12:14
leong kennedick
They're the, those are the, those are the only underwear I've been wearing for like the last 15 years.
00:12:17
Steve-O
Are you telling me I should be getting some Calvin Klein underwear?
00:12:17
SinkorSwim
What was that, like $600, dude?
00:12:19
leong kennedick
Yes, you should.
00:12:20
BARFINGLEON
the boxers...
00:12:21
leong kennedick
Calvin Klein boxer briefs and microfiber.
00:12:22
BARFINGLEON
they're they're I'm a boxers guy and they're and they're they're woven, not knitted.
00:12:23
Steve-O
Okay.
00:12:26
leong kennedick
These are boxer briefs or boxers?
00:12:29
BARFINGLEON
That's very... No, knitted, knitted, not woven.
00:12:30
leong kennedick
Oh, that's important to you.
00:12:31
Steve-O
Knitted not woven.
00:12:33
BARFINGLEON
Woven is machine woven and the texture is...
00:12:36
leong kennedick
AI. It's Gen AI, basically, is what you're saying.
00:12:38
BARFINGLEON
It's not good.
00:12:39
Steve-O
No, I want nice stuff.
00:12:39
leong kennedick
It's gennna Gen AI. Yeah,
00:12:42
Steve-O
Gen. AI. a
00:12:43
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I'm 100% cotton too, underwear.
00:12:44
leong kennedick
yeah wait. steve are you Steve, are you boxer briefs or boxers?
00:12:46
BARFINGLEON
100% cotton.
00:12:48
leong kennedick
Are you Balrog or are you a... a How do you know what to say?
00:12:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Urien.
00:12:51
Steve-O
So i kind of I kind of did like, i was
00:12:52
SinkorSwim
Are you a Urien or a Balrog?
00:12:54
leong kennedick
Are you a Balrog or a Chun-Li?
00:12:56
Steve-O
I was a three-stage evolution Pokemon when it came to underwear.
00:13:00
BARFINGLEON
Same here, same here, same here.
00:13:01
Steve-O
Because like in middle school, like, you know, I showed up and I had my hanging whitey tighties on.
00:13:01
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:13:05
BARFINGLEON
Whitey tighties.
00:13:07
Steve-O
When we had locker room, I noticed all the kids were wearing boxers.
00:13:07
BARFINGLEON
Same.
00:13:07
leong kennedick
I can't wear regular boxers.
00:13:12
Steve-O
I was like, what was what is this? We're just, we're allowed to wear shorts.
00:13:14
leong kennedick
Oh, poor Steve.
00:13:16
Steve-O
So I switched over to boxers and then it wasn't until like, you know, kind of around the boxer brief era where they, you know, kind of came into popularity.
00:13:26
leong kennedick
So you boxer briefs now?
00:13:28
Steve-O
y'all yeah.
00:13:28
leong kennedick
boxer briefs now?
00:13:28
Steve-O
I boxer brief it up.
00:13:29
leong kennedick
all right.
00:13:29
BARFINGLEON
See, I went the opposite.
00:13:29
leong kennedick
So you got, all right.
00:13:30
BARFINGLEON
I went the opposite. I was whitey tighties. And then I moved to boxer breeze because I felt like that still gave the support of the whitey tighties, but had the boxers.
00:13:39
leong kennedick
That's why I like the boxer briefs.
00:13:41
BARFINGLEON
And then i was like, well, what the fuck am I even doing?
00:13:45
leong kennedick
And then my dick grew 16 inches overnight and I'm like, I can't i can't contain this in these boxer briefs.
00:13:46
Steve-O
i
00:13:47
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:13:50
SinkorSwim
I'll be honest.
00:13:50
Steve-O
I can't eat your cutoffs.
00:13:51
SinkorSwim
I, uh, my, my main issue with, but I used to be a boxer guy. Now I'm a boxer brief. My main issue is when you're, you know, when you're, when your shit flops out, it's really difficult to get it back in.
00:13:57
leong kennedick
Chafing.
00:14:02
BARFINGLEON
Well, I have buttons. There's a button on my box.
00:14:04
SinkorSwim
oh my God.
00:14:05
leong kennedick
Well, anyway, Steve, go you go to Calvin Klein, you get
00:14:05
BARFINGLEON
is
00:14:06
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:14:09
leong kennedick
Um, you get, uh, boxer briefs. I go, I like to get the boxer briefs in microfiber material.
00:14:16
Steve-O
Okay.
00:14:18
leong kennedick
Those are the min ones I've been wearing.
00:14:18
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, anything that's ah usually 100% cotton is my go-to.
00:14:19
leong kennedick
They last a pretty good a while. Yeah.
00:14:23
BARFINGLEON
Anything that's like um a mix is is quite uncomfortable, I think.
00:14:27
SinkorSwim
Wait, ah Chris, did you then just go into the bathroom and then just slide a new, a fresh pair on?
00:14:32
leong kennedick
Did you do, you, did you dog it in your car?
00:14:33
BARFINGLEON
You better believe I did. i don i don't I am an underwear guy.
00:14:34
leong kennedick
you dog in your car?
00:14:37
BARFINGLEON
I've never not wore underwear.
00:14:38
Steve-O
i got some I got some TMI. When I wear black Hanes boxer briefs, i don't know what it is. These could be the most clean right out of the washer suckers.
00:14:52
Steve-O
My asshole itches like immediately.
00:14:55
leong kennedick
Dude, I'm telling you, you got to get those Calvin Klein's, man.
00:14:56
BARFINGLEON
Black?
00:14:58
Steve-O
Black. Like they the Hanes can be like blue. They could be whatever. I've been, I got a ah box of Hurley boxer briefs and those are pretty nice. They're like kind of silk.
00:15:07
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:15:07
BARFINGLEON
yeah So nobody here is fucked with me on these.
00:15:08
leong kennedick
All right.
00:15:10
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:15:11
Steve-O
No, but I keep seeing Andy Austin.
00:15:11
SinkorSwim
i bought a pair I bought a pair one time.
00:15:11
leong kennedick
No, I hear about them, though. I hear about those.
00:15:16
Steve-O
Yeah?
00:15:16
leong kennedick
Are they good? They were good?
00:15:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah, they were good, but like they did not make my asshole itch.
00:15:18
Steve-O
Did they make your asshole itch?
00:15:22
Steve-O
Well, I'm sold.
00:15:23
leong kennedick
Wait, so do you wear me undies now, Devin?
00:15:24
SinkorSwim
No, it was it was just like a yeah I guess also a little TMI. It was like ah a cute little like anniversary gift me and my girlfriend at the time got us.
00:15:36
SinkorSwim
Like we got each other one. And don't know.
00:15:38
leong kennedick
At the time, that's...
00:15:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, so it's an old it's an older relationship. So they're older and they have they have long since passed.
00:15:43
leong kennedick
Interesting. and you kept And you kept them, you monster?
00:15:46
Steve-O
Oh, the boxers have passed.
00:15:48
SinkorSwim
Yeah, the boxers have passed.
00:15:49
leong kennedick
you didn't You didn't burn them in the fire after that relationship ended?
00:15:51
BARFINGLEON
How long do you guys keep your boxers, Breeze boxers?
00:15:54
SinkorSwim
I keep them until I can comically rip them apart.
00:15:55
BARFINGLEON
my my Those boxers I had were five years. I had this for five.
00:15:58
leong kennedick
I have six pairs that have that have been three years now running since I've gotten new ones.
00:16:02
BARFINGLEON
Three years.
00:16:02
Steve-O
Damn, that's impressive.
00:16:04
SinkorSwim
I mean, I've never ever even thought to like keep track of that. He's going to.
00:16:09
leong kennedick
No, because there's special ones that i I'll wear. This is so stupid.
00:16:12
BARFINGLEON
Wait, Devin, what they go into what?
00:16:13
leong kennedick
There's shitty there's shitty Calvin Klein ones that I wear for pajamas, and then ones that I wear during the day.
00:16:19
BARFINGLEON
I have those two. I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:16:20
leong kennedick
Okay, so you got... You've got... yeah
00:16:22
BARFINGLEON
Devin, you said you said that you...
00:16:23
leong kennedick
you've got You got dreamboat undies and you've got trash to party on these is what you're saying.
00:16:27
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, like i my my looking good undies and my shit around the house undies.
00:16:29
leong kennedick
yeah you know take
00:16:31
SinkorSwim
and love Yeah, if I if I have a ah nice pair, I will wear the nice pair.
00:16:35
BARFINGLEON
Well, Devin, you said you you go until what happens with those other ones?
00:16:36
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:16:39
SinkorSwim
Until um I can comically rip them apart in front of Jenny.
00:16:43
BARFINGLEON
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:46
SinkorSwim
Like, have you ever...
00:16:46
BARFINGLEON
That's about where I'm at.
00:16:46
leong kennedick
Take.
00:16:47
SinkorSwim
like Wait, wait, have you guys...
00:16:47
BARFINGLEON
That's about where I'm at.
00:16:47
leong kennedick
What's the last pair? we Like what? So you or it's like when when one falls apart, you buy a new pair.
00:16:53
SinkorSwim
like Like, when there's holes in the crotch, and then Jenny will say something, and then I go, what did you say?
00:16:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:58
SinkorSwim
And I rip my underwear off.
00:16:59
leong kennedick
what he's saying. Easy access, baby. That's what it's for.
00:17:02
SinkorSwim
and then it and then it then And then it turns into a loincloth, and then it's like, we have a laugh.
00:17:02
Steve-O
We are random.
00:17:08
BARFINGLEON
Yep.
00:17:08
SinkorSwim
And then i refuse to take it off.
00:17:11
Steve-O
Oh, you just like go for it for a few days.
00:17:12
SinkorSwim
For the rest of the, until, you know, it's like time, you know?
00:17:15
BARFINGLEON
Weeks.
00:17:16
Steve-O
A few weeks.
00:17:16
SinkorSwim
weeks Yeah.
00:17:18
leong kennedick
Wait, so Chris, this is your this is your first time wearing Calvin's is what you're saying? or
00:17:21
SinkorSwim
No, he always wore, he was always a cat.
00:17:23
BARFINGLEON
no No, no, no, I wore Tommy Hilfiger's for a bit.
00:17:23
leong kennedick
i thought it was Tommy's.
00:17:24
Steve-O
He was a Tommy Hilfiger guy.
00:17:25
leong kennedick
You used to wear Tommy Hilfiger, but now so now you're a Calvin.
00:17:26
SinkorSwim
Oh, oh, oh. All
00:17:27
BARFINGLEON
Then I went to the Calvin Klein outlet in in Blackwood and tried those.
00:17:29
leong kennedick
Now you're in the... Well, welcome welcome to the brotherhood.
00:17:31
SinkorSwim
right.
00:17:33
leong kennedick
Welcome to the brotherhood, Chris.
00:17:34
BARFINGLEON
And they they are boxers, though, not boxer briefs.
00:17:34
Steve-O
oh
00:17:36
leong kennedick
Welcome to the Freemasons. Welcome to the Calvin Klein Freemasons.
00:17:37
SinkorSwim
Chris, can I ask you, what was the what was the panic level? Were you at like an eight and you were like, I got to lunch now.
00:17:43
BARFINGLEON
I felt my asshole immediately press something against my jeans.
00:17:43
SinkorSwim
got to take lunch early.
00:17:47
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:17:48
leong kennedick
oh that's That's not a good feeling.
00:17:48
BARFINGLEON
That's where I was at. Like the seam of my jeans.
00:17:51
SinkorSwim
And you were just like, i' I'll be back. you did Did you even explain it? Not explain it, but were you just like, okay, okay.
00:17:56
BARFINGLEON
Luckily, it was the end of my shift. So it was it was like I was leaving for the day and it was I had about 15 minutes and I was bare ass in my pants for, yeah, I'd say about 30 minutes, 45 minutes.
00:17:59
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:18:02
leong kennedick
Thank you.
00:18:07
SinkorSwim
Oh,
00:18:11
SinkorSwim
i tried to I tried to work outside an outside job, no underwear, and I was like, I can't do it.
00:18:17
Steve-O
No underwear?
00:18:18
BARFINGLEON
I just can't go free bird like that.
00:18:19
Steve-O
Just like, out?
00:18:19
SinkorSwim
No.
00:18:21
SinkorSwim
No, I was wearing underwear, and then ah I had fast food, and it was in the middle of July, and I farted, it and I shit myself.
00:18:22
BARFINGLEON
can't do it. I'm too worried to.
00:18:31
SinkorSwim
And I was like like, to a point, to a point.
00:18:31
leong kennedick
See, you did poop your pants that one time.
00:18:34
SinkorSwim
This is my argument, right?
00:18:35
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:18:37
SinkorSwim
Is I will say when I did it and that's when I didn't do it.
00:18:40
BARFINGLEON
The precedent proves the rule.
00:18:40
leong kennedick
No, you did it then, too.
00:18:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:43
BARFINGLEON
ah
00:18:43
Steve-O
I mean, if this if this were a legal case,
00:18:44
SinkorSwim
but Literally. No, but literally it was like, it was like one of those where I was just like, all right, let me just go back to work. And then I was like, fuck this. I was worried for 10 minutes.
00:18:54
SinkorSwim
I was like, I'm just clocking I'm going home.
00:18:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, you can't work with shit in your pants.
00:18:56
SinkorSwim
I'm not doing this.
00:18:59
BARFINGLEON
That's not...
00:18:59
SinkorSwim
no No, I mean, there was no shit in my pants. There was just bare ass,
Game of the Year Contenders
00:19:03
BARFINGLEON
Oh, bare ass in general.
00:19:03
SinkorSwim
bare ass in jeans.
00:19:04
SinkorSwim
And I was like, nah, not this heat.
00:19:04
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:19:07
SinkorSwim
not that Also, i was pretty sure I had food poisoning because ah it didn't stop.
00:19:12
leong kennedick
Yeah, blame it on the food poisoning, Devin. Not on your... that you didn't wait too long to poop.
00:19:16
SinkorSwim
i try i trusted a fart that I shouldn't have.
00:19:18
BARFINGLEON
None of...
00:19:20
Steve-O
You shouldn't trust a fart.
00:19:20
BARFINGLEON
Not on the creature that lives inside of you that squirts acid out of you on a regular basis.
00:19:21
Steve-O
A
00:19:25
SinkorSwim
Oh my God, is that what you
00:19:27
Steve-O
fart will never help you.
00:19:28
BARFINGLEON
What?
00:19:28
leong kennedick
and
00:19:29
SinkorSwim
That's a hell of a hell
00:19:31
BARFINGLEON
That's what I... Oh, I describe shitting. I don't know. You guys do it.
00:19:34
SinkorSwim
right of a... Who just like kind of like like an udder. You
00:19:38
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, like you don't have a stomach anymore because of all the processed foods that you eat.
00:19:39
Steve-O
Jesus.
00:19:42
SinkorSwim
just have a little gremlin.
00:19:43
BARFINGLEON
It's just morphed into like a gremlin that secretes acid out of your asshole on a regular basis.
00:19:48
SinkorSwim
Yeah, who milks your prostate until poop comes out. I get it.
00:19:51
BARFINGLEON
we all know this guys. We want to do
00:19:53
Steve-O
Yeah, I think we went to school with that guy.
00:19:58
BARFINGLEON
anyway, resident evil nine requiem is a Mary in my book.
00:20:00
leong kennedick
Yeah,
00:20:03
BARFINGLEON
Um, I want to make sure I i do, do our little rating here. It's important.
00:20:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:20:08
BARFINGLEON
Um, and I also think let, let, yeah, let's put the, you impossible game of the year stamp on it too.
00:20:09
SinkorSwim
I think that's a Mary across the board now.
00:20:12
Steve-O
Yep.
00:20:16
BARFINGLEON
So i'm going to hit that with the stamp.
00:20:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:20:18
BARFINGLEON
Ah, there it is.
00:20:19
leong kennedick
yeah so Devin, do you truly think GTA 6 can be better than Resident Evil 9? Just off the bat.
00:20:25
SinkorSwim
Hmm. Man, I don't think I'll like it more. But I think if GTA I think if GTA 6 comes out it's
00:20:30
leong kennedick
So you think Resident Evil 9 is still going to be your your game of the year?
00:20:36
Steve-O
That's going to be the game everyone talks about.
00:20:38
SinkorSwim
It might be the game of the year just because.
00:20:39
BARFINGLEON
Of course, everybody is going to talk about Grand Theft Auto Sex and Resident Evil 9.
00:20:44
leong kennedick
Well, everyone's been talking about GTA.
00:20:44
BARFINGLEON
That's...
00:20:46
leong kennedick
so Or everyone's been talking about Resident Evil for a while.
00:20:47
BARFINGLEON
That's...
00:20:48
SinkorSwim
kind of like It's kind of like GTAs to lose, in my opinion.
00:20:49
BARFINGLEON
Foregone conclusion.
00:20:49
leong kennedick
It's
00:20:52
SinkorSwim
you know Assuming it's it's good.
00:20:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:20:55
SinkorSwim
don't think it's going to be bad. But it's it's tough, man, because if comes out and it's like not really cooked,
00:20:58
Steve-O
Dude, what if you pick it up in the drive-in?
00:21:00
leong kennedick
What if GTA Online doesn't launch with it? Then what?
00:21:03
SinkorSwim
it won't.
00:21:03
leong kennedick
People are gonna...
00:21:04
SinkorSwim
I don't think it will. I'd be shocked if it did, be honest.
00:21:07
BARFINGLEON
Steve, you had a scenario?
00:21:09
Steve-O
what if What if it comes out, the driving's bad like GTA 4 again? What if they go super hyper-realistic with the driving?
00:21:14
leong kennedick
and Unplayable? They just go backwards?
00:21:19
BARFINGLEON
I can't imagine that happening. I really can't. I don't know. At this point, do their games, like, they're so polished and shit.
00:21:25
Steve-O
They're very polished. They're very, very polished.
00:21:28
leong kennedick
What if there's no actual, like, empirical evidence in this in this game that Jack Marston survived World War I?
00:21:28
BARFINGLEON
yeah thank
00:21:34
leong kennedick
That's all I want to... That's the reason I want to play it.
00:21:36
Steve-O
you yeah Are you worried that you will, in the game, go to the library, read all the books in the library, find out about the Marston lineage in the library, and find out that Jack died when he got like hit by a wagon wheel?
00:21:40
leong kennedick
run in Run into jo Jack Marston? Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.
00:21:53
leong kennedick
Oh, God.
00:21:54
BARFINGLEON
And then you go outside the library and you shoot yourself in the head with your pistol.
00:21:55
leong kennedick
God damn it, that
00:21:58
leong kennedick
instant worst game I ever played. Right off the bat, I would say. If that happened. If that was the case.
00:22:04
Steve-O
The ah Vice City Public Library, you just get you shoot yourself in the head outside of it.
00:22:10
BARFINGLEON
Well, I can reasonably say it won't be better.
00:22:10
leong kennedick
Yeah, just going...
00:22:13
BARFINGLEON
I don't know. I like Resident Evil games. What do you want me to say? Like, they're part of my DNA at this point.
00:22:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah, i agree.
00:22:19
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm with you there.
00:22:19
BARFINGLEON
So, I can't.
00:22:21
Steve-O
Like, that's the thing, like Grand Theft Auto of five. I played it that one. I was like, that's this one's fine.
00:22:26
leong kennedick
What else is coming out this year that might
00:22:29
Steve-O
Lego Batman, possibly Fable.
00:22:31
leong kennedick
Ocarina Ocarina of Time remake.
00:22:33
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the Ocarina remake.
00:22:34
SinkorSwim
Oh, Namusha.
00:22:35
Steve-O
ah
00:22:36
SinkorSwim
Namusha's coming out.
00:22:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:22:37
Steve-O
Here, let's just go into our fantasy list and just look at...
00:22:39
leong kennedick
Oh, Onimusha. Yeah, Davin, is Onimusha gonna be... gonna rank higher than Resident Evil for you?
00:22:44
SinkorSwim
Man, I don't know if it will.
00:22:46
leong kennedick
Your dog is in it.
00:22:48
Steve-O
Onomushi doesn't come out this year, does it?
00:22:48
leong kennedick
your dog Your dog is the protagonist.
00:22:49
SinkorSwim
edit It is. Yeah, it is.
00:22:51
Steve-O
I thought it comes out next year.
00:22:52
SinkorSwim
They've said consistently 2026. They haven't given date yet.
00:22:54
Steve-O
Right, this is the year and you turn 40. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:56
leong kennedick
Yeah...
00:22:57
Steve-O
I thought that was next year.
00:22:59
SinkorSwim
Oh, how nice of you.
00:22:59
leong kennedick
and ze
00:23:00
SinkorSwim
How sweet of you.
00:23:01
leong kennedick
the savagery.
00:23:01
BARFINGLEON
Woof.
00:23:03
SinkorSwim
007, Phantom Blade Zero, GTA 6, Hellraiser, Fable, Gears of War, Wolverine comes out, Seros.
00:23:06
BARFINGLEON
I hear ah a lot of us are turning 40. Oh!
00:23:09
Steve-O
Saros.
00:23:12
leong kennedick
Oh, Wolverine.
00:23:13
Steve-O
Craig Mata.
00:23:13
leong kennedick
Wolverine. Devin.
00:23:15
BARFINGLEON
Oh!
00:23:16
Steve-O
Devin.
00:23:16
SinkorSwim
That's a, we talked about this before, but that's a, that's a PTO worthy game where I'm going to be like,
00:23:21
leong kennedick
i know, but like, what did you take PTO?
00:23:22
BARFINGLEON
Could that unseat?
00:23:23
leong kennedick
Is Resident Evil 9 PTO worthy game?
00:23:26
SinkorSwim
ah it would have been.
00:23:28
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:23:28
SinkorSwim
ah Oh, that's sad.
00:23:29
leong kennedick
ah
00:23:32
SinkorSwim
um
00:23:32
leong kennedick
No, but do do you see yourself thinking that Wolverine is going to be better than Resident Evil?
00:23:37
SinkorSwim
Man, maybe.
00:23:39
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:23:39
SinkorSwim
I don't. Maybe.
00:23:40
leong kennedick
Because it ist it is Insomniac and it is your favorite. So it's like... That's why I'm asking Devin specifically, Chris.
00:23:46
SinkorSwim
That looks sick.
00:23:47
SinkorSwim
Dude, it looks sick.
00:23:47
Steve-O
Wolverine is like your Leon.
00:23:47
leong kennedick
i know I know Chris doesn't care.
00:23:50
Steve-O
John's like...
00:23:51
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:23:52
leong kennedick
Steve's not going to care. But like...
00:23:54
BARFINGLEON
I'm probably going to play Wolverine, though.
00:23:56
leong kennedick
Yeah, for sure. But like...
00:23:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah, honestly, like in terms of like the known games, I don't see anything that's a clear W over RE9.
00:24:06
leong kennedick
Over RE9, okay.
00:24:07
SinkorSwim
There's nothing that's like...
00:24:08
leong kennedick
Just interested.
00:24:09
SinkorSwim
It's got to beat RE9 in my brain, right?
00:24:12
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:24:13
SinkorSwim
And I think I am the most, of all of us, the most susceptible like,
00:24:17
leong kennedick
Because, like, I remember distinctly, and check check the receipts, Steve, but was Resident Evil Village, like, our game of the year that year, just because nothing else came out?
00:24:28
Steve-O
Let's check.
00:24:30
leong kennedick
What year was that, 2021? 2021?
00:24:33
Steve-O
2021. I think it was the year before Elden Ring. So we're going to just go into our folder.
00:24:41
leong kennedick
Yeah, and Elden Ring was the same year of War Ragnarok came out, too.
00:24:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:24:44
leong kennedick
So that was different.
00:24:44
Steve-O
2022. Anti-Fanny Awards 2021. Game the Year. anti-fany words twenty twenty one
00:24:49
leong kennedick
That year was different.
00:24:50
SinkorSwim
say that dude that was a no that was I think that was the year Guardians came out right
00:24:52
leong kennedick
Because if Resident Evil Village won a default...
00:24:53
Steve-O
game of the year None of them were village.
00:25:00
Steve-O
ah Guardians, Final Fantasy, ah Remake Integrate for Chris, Forza Horizon 5 for John, and Inscription for me.
00:25:01
leong kennedick
What was my game of the year that year, then?
00:25:11
leong kennedick
ah Okay, so that so mine was basically a spite pick against Resident Evil Village.
00:25:11
BARFINGLEON
Jesus Christ.
00:25:14
leong kennedick
that year Okay, well, at least, you know, at least there's no Resident Evil tax to be paid.
00:25:14
BARFINGLEON
That's a rough year.
00:25:16
SinkorSwim
now that was that yeah that was kind of like a week that was a weekish year
00:25:20
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:25:21
BARFINGLEON
Brutal.
00:25:22
SinkorSwim
Metroid Dread was a big one. And I was like, oh, okay.
00:25:25
leong kennedick
Oh, Nintendo game.
00:25:26
Steve-O
John's hero of the year, Ethan Winters.
00:25:29
SinkorSwim
Wow,
Animated Films and Industry Impact
00:25:30
SinkorSwim
dude. Really?
00:25:30
Steve-O
Nah, I'm fucking lying. James Bond.
00:25:32
leong kennedick
yeah Yeah, I didn't even acknowledge it because I knew it wasn't real.
00:25:32
BARFINGLEON
Got him.
00:25:36
leong kennedick
who is my hit Who is my hero of the year?
00:25:36
BARFINGLEON
got em
00:25:38
Steve-O
Hero of the year, James Bond.
00:25:40
BARFINGLEON
No time to die.
00:25:41
leong kennedick
Oh, No Time to Die. Yeah, that movie was dope, dude.
00:25:44
SinkorSwim
right. A Returnal came out that year.
00:25:46
leong kennedick
That was a good movie.
00:25:48
SinkorSwim
Death Luke.
00:25:48
BARFINGLEON
You know what? If I played Inscription that year, i probably would' have picked that.
00:25:52
Steve-O
We all chose Andy Garfie as our Spider-Man of the year.
00:25:53
BARFINGLEON
Give you that one. is you I mean, have you seen him in those cardigans?
00:25:56
SinkorSwim
He was great. He was great in that movie.
00:26:00
leong kennedick
Oh, he was Spider-Man the year?
00:26:02
Steve-O
Spider-Man of the Year, Andy Garfield.
00:26:03
SinkorSwim
He was his man of the year, I think. Objectively.
00:26:06
leong kennedick
Oh, Steve, somebody somebody on Reddit...
00:26:06
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, remember his reaction to Will Smith?
00:26:09
leong kennedick
Somebody on Reddit said that they they would have liked to see andrew they would have liked to see Andrew Garfield play the role of Rylan Grace.
00:26:09
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:26:10
BARFINGLEON
We were talking about that all year.
00:26:16
leong kennedick
Do you think that would have been good?
00:26:18
BARFINGLEON
I think that would have been ah just as um
00:26:23
leong kennedick
Or is Ryan Gosling that's just his his now, forever? Like, you can't see it the other any other way.
00:26:27
BARFINGLEON
I see him more as the teacher than I do as the astronaut.
00:26:33
leong kennedick
And Ryan Gosling is just an astronaut.
00:26:35
BARFINGLEON
Both.
00:26:36
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:26:36
BARFINGLEON
Does that make sense?
00:26:37
leong kennedick
Okay. ah That but does make sense, yeah.
00:26:42
SinkorSwim
I kind of can't see Garfie working an entire movie opposite ah a rock alien and having it be as fun.
00:26:55
leong kennedick
don't know, I could. I think he's a good actor.
00:26:56
Steve-O
He's talented guy.
00:26:57
leong kennedick
That's the thing.
00:26:57
SinkorSwim
I think he's good.
00:26:57
Steve-O
He's a talented guy.
00:26:58
SinkorSwim
I just don't know.
00:26:59
leong kennedick
He's pretty good actor.
00:26:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:59
SinkorSwim
if he's god what That's a skill set, though.
00:27:00
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:27:01
SinkorSwim
You know, that's a skill set.
00:27:06
leong kennedick
Fair.
00:27:07
SinkorSwim
Fair enough.
00:27:07
leong kennedick
Fair.
00:27:08
Steve-O
Fair.
00:27:09
leong kennedick
Fair.
00:27:09
SinkorSwim
God damn.
00:27:09
BARFINGLEON
Okay. I will remember this.
00:27:10
SinkorSwim
All right. Oh, ah you know what? ah Speaking of things we did, though.
00:27:16
BARFINGLEON
What'd you do?
00:27:16
SinkorSwim
i Guys, let me tell you, I saw I went and I did it.
00:27:21
BARFINGLEON
What did you do?
00:27:23
SinkorSwim
I said, I'm going fucking see hoppers.
00:27:27
leong kennedick
oh man, you saw it? Was a good?
00:27:27
Steve-O
Oh, you saw hoppers.
00:27:28
SinkorSwim
Hoppers. Yeah, I saw it.
00:27:29
leong kennedick
Was it awesome?
00:27:31
SinkorSwim
It was very good.
00:27:32
BARFINGLEON
Dennis Hoppers.
00:27:32
Steve-O
Are you, you a hop head?
00:27:34
SinkorSwim
It's so weird, though, dude.
00:27:37
leong kennedick
Yeah, but it was good though?
00:27:37
SinkorSwim
It's kind of a.
00:27:38
leong kennedick
It was a good movie?
00:27:40
SinkorSwim
Yes, I don't think it's as funny as people kind of implied it was.
00:27:44
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like, is it a good movie? I'm asking.
00:27:46
SinkorSwim
Yes, yes, yes.
00:27:46
leong kennedick
i'm not asking how fucking, if a child would,
00:27:46
SinkorSwim
um No, but I'm saying all i heard all I heard was how funny it was. And I was like, I don't think this is that funny. But it's insane. Like, if you write down on paper where this movie goes, it's fucking insane.
00:28:00
leong kennedick
That's cool. That makes me interested in seeing it now.
00:28:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's... Because there was a point where I was kind of like, man, I don't think I get it.
00:28:03
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:28:07
SinkorSwim
Like, I don't i don't know. I think I'm like, I was bored.
00:28:11
leong kennedick
Was it better than Inside Out 2?
00:28:13
SinkorSwim
I didn't see inside out too.
00:28:14
leong kennedick
Was it better than Inside Out 1?
00:28:14
Steve-O
Oh.
00:28:19
leong kennedick
Was better than wasn't?
00:28:20
SinkorSwim
No, no, no.
00:28:20
BARFINGLEON
He didn't even answer that question yet, John.
00:28:21
SinkorSwim
It wasn't better than inside out one.
00:28:22
BARFINGLEON
The first one.
00:28:23
SinkorSwim
Dude, that, that scene, that's fucking.
00:28:24
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
00:28:25
leong kennedick
Okay. Okay.
00:28:29
leong kennedick
Oh, Bing Bong?
00:28:30
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, Big Bombing Alone.
00:28:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah. You know, honestly, it it really gave me kind of like, like,
00:28:34
leong kennedick
Bing Bong will kill you, dude.
00:28:36
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it really came in kind of like redheaded stepchild vibes, though, of like the Pixar lineup.
00:28:37
leong kennedick
He'll kill you. Straight up kill you.
00:28:41
SinkorSwim
It was like the movie that like the freaks got to make that didn't get the it didn't get the marketing. You know, it's no, no um hoppers.
00:28:49
leong kennedick
What, Inside Out? Or Hoppers?
00:28:51
Steve-O
coppers.
00:28:52
SinkorSwim
It's like it's like the freaks made this movie like the budget isn't really quite there.
00:28:56
BARFINGLEON
You know, they're there're
00:28:58
SinkorSwim
Like it looks great, but like it's not going look like fucking Toy Story 5.
00:29:01
leong kennedick
It's not finding Nemo.
00:29:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:29:02
leong kennedick
It's not finding Dory production quality is what you're saying.
00:29:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:29:04
BARFINGLEON
their trailer did nothing to explain it either.
00:29:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:29:08
BARFINGLEON
And I guess maybe that, hey maybe to a degree, like, listen, trailers, it's a razor edge, you know?
00:29:08
leong kennedick
Why? Isn't that a good thing, though? Isn't that a good thing, though, Chris?
00:29:15
SinkorSwim
Honestly, I think if you are killing it, it doesn't matter.
00:29:15
leong kennedick
Right.
00:29:16
BARFINGLEON
Like, yeah.
00:29:20
SinkorSwim
But Pixar hasn't been killing it lately. So i think it does matter.
00:29:23
leong kennedick
Well, maybe that's the approach they're going for is like not like maybe they were production.
00:29:23
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:29:29
leong kennedick
these other ones too much up and then and then they ended up being disappointing whereas this one that maybe if you fly it under the radar a little bit it could surprise some people
00:29:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:29:38
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:29:38
BARFINGLEON
I feel like Pixar movies, I feel like what makes Pixar movies wonderful, though, is like there are these very simple plots with these complex emotions attached to them.
00:29:39
Steve-O
Well, they got the meme. Yeah.
00:29:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:50
BARFINGLEON
So like and to me, like when I see a Pixar trailer, it should the trailer should pretty much sum up what it's going to be quickly.
00:29:55
SinkorSwim
ethnic
00:29:59
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like here's here's my retort to that.
00:29:59
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:30:02
leong kennedick
like like Fucking like Up, the trailer didn't really convey... like I don't think I was interested in seeing... I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I was interested in seeing Up until I saw Rotten Tomatoes scores being that high.
00:30:17
leong kennedick
And then, you know...
00:30:17
BARFINGLEON
I don't know about that. Well, I, I, this, this, that's the bias was in the, so it's hard for me to really say whether or not the trailer pushed me one way or another.
00:30:19
Steve-O
I think Up came out like when Pixar was still like untouchable.
00:30:24
leong kennedick
Okay. Okay.
00:30:25
Steve-O
Yeah. Because that was the movie after WALL-E, right?
00:30:27
SinkorSwim
yeah but But I'm saying, like, yeah, like, if if Hoppers had come out in, like, that era where just, like, they couldn't fucking miss, I would have been like, yeah, I don't care.
00:30:29
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:30:37
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:30:38
SinkorSwim
ah I don't even need a trailer. I just need to know Pixar is making it.
00:30:41
leong kennedick
man. I think Disney's just on the on the fall right now. They just can't get it.
00:30:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:30:45
BARFINGLEON
Well,
00:30:45
leong kennedick
They're just too...
00:30:45
Steve-O
Marvel can't hit...
00:30:45
leong kennedick
mo
00:30:46
BARFINGLEON
that's
00:30:46
SinkorSwim
But, like, i just, yeah, I don't even remember the trailer.
00:30:49
BARFINGLEON
Well, speaking...
00:30:49
leong kennedick
The market's oversaturated.
00:30:50
SinkorSwim
I don't even think I saw the trailer for this. I just heard it was really good.
00:30:54
BARFINGLEON
What's your MFK? That's, I think, the most important clarification here.
00:30:57
SinkorSwim
Man, um I think I was at a fuck ah up until like the third act. cause it just
00:30:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:03
leong kennedick
And then it's a Mary?
00:31:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah, because it just keeps keep escalating.
00:31:05
leong kennedick
What?! Alright, so it might be godlike then, Chris.
00:31:07
Steve-O
Wow.
00:31:07
SinkorSwim
into
00:31:09
leong kennedick
It sounds like the movie's godlike.
00:31:11
Steve-O
Dude, it sold itself to Devin.
00:31:13
leong kennedick
Wait, so it's a Mary, Devin?
00:31:13
SinkorSwim
Dude. I think it is, yeah. Because it's like, dude, it's so...
00:31:16
leong kennedick
Alright, I need to watch this.
00:31:18
SinkorSwim
And it's amazing.
00:31:18
leong kennedick
You know I'm canceling my... I'm getting a refund for my Super Mario tickets.
00:31:21
BARFINGLEON
what was your last What was your last Pixar Mary, Devin?
00:31:24
SinkorSwim
Oh, man, that's a good question. Hold on. Pixar movie list.
00:31:29
leong kennedick
Like, was Finding Dory a Mary for you?
00:31:31
SinkorSwim
Ah, man. i I actually like Finding Dory a lot, but...
00:31:34
BARFINGLEON
Lightyear wasn't, right?
00:31:35
leong kennedick
I liked it too, but I don't know if it's a Mary.
00:31:36
Steve-O
like dear
00:31:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:31:37
BARFINGLEON
just I just want to clarify that.
00:31:38
leong kennedick
Yeah, was Lightyear a Mary for you?
00:31:39
BARFINGLEON
That wasn't.
00:31:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Lightyear was not a man.
00:31:41
SinkorSwim
Lightyear was... a Elemental?
00:31:41
leong kennedick
i was like Toy Story 4 wasn't, right?
00:31:43
leong kennedick
And then, like...
00:31:45
SinkorSwim
I didn't see...
00:31:46
Steve-O
Turning red was like the last good one that I remember.
00:31:48
leong kennedick
You know, i Turning Red might be a Mary for me.
00:31:50
BARFINGLEON
didn't even see turning red.
00:31:51
leong kennedick
That might be a Mary for me.
00:31:52
BARFINGLEON
Wow.
00:31:52
SinkorSwim
um Man, The Last Mary was Coco, I think.
00:31:55
leong kennedick
Turning Red is good.
00:31:57
BARFINGLEON
Coco was for me.
00:31:57
Steve-O
Yeah, Coco whats coca was the last WALL-E caliber.
00:31:57
SinkorSwim
All right. And that was 2017, right? so So after that, there was Incredibles 2, Toy Story 4, Onward.
00:32:04
leong kennedick
Damn.
00:32:05
BARFINGLEON
So onward, you you gave that that's a fuck? Did we give that fucks?
00:32:09
SinkorSwim
onwards of flu onwards a Onward was potentially... That was the movie I risked COVID to see because I refused to let the Bloodshot movie
00:32:17
leong kennedick
It's COVID. It's a COVID movie.
00:32:18
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:32:22
Steve-O
be your last movie.
00:32:23
SinkorSwim
the Vin Diesel bloodshot movie be the last movie I see in theaters if like the world was going end.
00:32:27
BARFINGLEON
Did you see that sea of the tunnel with all that flour?
00:32:27
leong kennedick
Onward was good, though.
00:32:30
SinkorSwim
Onward was good. I just don't know if it's a fuck. Soul, I didn't like.
00:32:33
leong kennedick
Wait, so you so what you're saying now is that like this might be a return to form for Pixar? If it's a Mary now?
00:32:39
SinkorSwim
yeah You know, I'm going to say no.
00:32:40
leong kennedick
Nine years later?
00:32:41
SinkorSwim
I'm going to say no only in the stance that this is kind of like the the weird like black sheep.
00:32:48
leong kennedick
Well, go down the pixar Pixar list, like the beginning Pixar's, and tell me which ones are Mary's.
00:32:50
Steve-O
This one's for the freaks.
00:32:52
BARFINGLEON
The freaks, get your freak on.
00:32:53
SinkorSwim
All right, all right. Toy Story. Bugs Life, fuck.
00:32:57
Steve-O
Bugs life.
00:32:58
SinkorSwim
Toy Story 2, I'm famously a fuck.
00:33:01
leong kennedick
Dude, that's crazy, dude.
00:33:02
SinkorSwim
I know.
00:33:02
leong kennedick
Toy Story 2's really good.
00:33:03
SinkorSwim
i
00:33:04
leong kennedick
You're a psychopath.
00:33:05
SinkorSwim
Monsters, Inc., fuck.
00:33:05
leong kennedick
You're a fucking psychopath, Evan.
00:33:07
SinkorSwim
No, Monsters, Inc.
00:33:08
leong kennedick
Frasier is in Toy Story 2, alright?
00:33:10
SinkorSwim
hold Hold on. Monsters, Inc., Mary.
00:33:11
leong kennedick
He's the prospector. Okay, good. I was gonna strangle you if that wasn't a Mary.
00:33:13
SinkorSwim
i don't know if that... Finding Nemo, Mary. Incredible, Mary.
00:33:17
leong kennedick
Yeah, obviously.
00:33:18
SinkorSwim
Cars, fuck.
00:33:19
leong kennedick
Obvious.
00:33:21
SinkorSwim
Ratatouille, Mary. Wally, Mary. Up, Mary. Toy Story 3, I think the most Mary of all of them. Cars 2, didn't see. Brave, Kill, didn't see.
00:33:29
leong kennedick
Damn.
00:33:32
SinkorSwim
Monsters You. Inside Out, Mary, yeah. Good Dinosaur, didn't see.
00:33:35
Steve-O
So this block right here, aside from Inside Out, was...
00:33:36
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
00:33:39
leong kennedick
It's a pretty good run.
00:33:40
SinkorSwim
yeah yeah, that's what I mean, like.
00:33:40
Steve-O
Well, i'm talking about I'm talking about from like Cars, Brave, Monsters University, Inside Out, Good Dinosaur.
00:33:45
leong kennedick
Oh. It's a pretty bad run.
00:33:47
Steve-O
I think that block outside of Inside Out was the fault of Pixar.
00:33:47
BARFINGLEON
It's rough.
00:33:51
SinkorSwim
That's the stumble. Yeah, that's the stumble.
00:33:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that stumble there in free fall.
00:33:53
SinkorSwim
And then it was like kind of like good dinosaur. No one even cared. Finding Dory. Good, like really good. Cars 3 didn't see it. Coco was like the rare.
00:34:01
Steve-O
didn't see it. Coco was the...
00:34:04
SinkorSwim
Coco was like the standout in like seven years for them.
00:34:07
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, that was wonderful.
00:34:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:34:08
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:34:09
SinkorSwim
Actually, Inside Out.
00:34:09
Steve-O
Incredibles 2 we were all hyped up for.
00:34:10
SinkorSwim
Inside Out's there. Inside Out's there in 2015.
00:34:12
BARFINGLEON
ah Very, very underwhelming, I think.
00:34:14
Steve-O
Very underwhelming.
00:34:15
SinkorSwim
Incredibles 2, Toy 4, Toy Story 4.
00:34:15
BARFINGLEON
Credibles do.
00:34:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah. um Onward, Soul, I actively didn't like it. Didn't see Luka. Turning Red's a fuck, but I, you know, it's not super memorable. Light Years of Kill, Elemental, didn't see. Inside Out, didn't see. Two, Elio, didn't see it. And Hopper's, again, is just kind of like a...
00:34:40
leong kennedick
Yeah, Elio, I thought, was going to be ah Mary, and it definitely was not.
00:34:43
BARFINGLEON
Definitely not a Mary.
00:34:46
BARFINGLEON
Very, ah very anticlimactic.
00:34:46
leong kennedick
like It was good, but it like you find out all the shit that they were that they were forced to change, I guess, because because of the political climate.
00:34:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:34:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Do you think without that knowledge, though, it a it's like...
00:34:57
leong kennedick
I mean, it was still okay. It was still watchable, but yeah, it didn't have that fucking gut punch that you need.
00:35:00
BARFINGLEON
Just didn't have the emotional weight that they usually have.
00:35:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:35:05
Steve-O
You need that Pixar punch.
00:35:05
leong kennedick
You need Pixar punch.
00:35:06
leong kennedick
you need the you need the pixar punch
00:35:08
Steve-O
I think a lot of the people who were at Pixar moved to other studios because God damn, man.
00:35:08
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:35:13
leong kennedick
Because of that.
00:35:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I think Disney Studios like kind of gutted them a little bit.
00:35:17
Steve-O
Yeah, I agree.
00:35:17
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:35:18
Steve-O
I agree.
00:35:18
SinkorSwim
Because it's like, why why not? Because to me, it's... Pixar is kind of rapidly getting to a point where I think we should just combine the studios.
00:35:27
Steve-O
I'm more excited when I see a Sony animated movie now, like as the logo K-pop demon hunters,
00:35:30
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:35:31
leong kennedick
When I see K-pop demon hunters, I get excited.
00:35:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah. when When I see Netflix, I know I'm seeing quality.
00:35:37
Steve-O
uh, dream works. Now that they got, uh, the, uh, what is that
00:35:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
Movie Watching and Spending Dilemmas
00:35:42
Steve-O
movie called?
00:35:42
Steve-O
I think it's one of the, the trailers that is in the list. Um, forgotten Island.
00:35:47
leong kennedick
Shrek?
00:35:48
Steve-O
It's made by the same team that did Puss in Boots, uh, the last wish.
00:35:48
leong kennedick
Shrek. You're talking
00:35:50
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:35:52
Steve-O
And,
00:35:53
leong kennedick
about Shrek. Wait, so has DreamWorks jumped the jump man, as Kanye would say? Are they over Jordan now? Are they over Pixar?
00:35:58
Steve-O
i think I think they've got a Jordan. They've got a Jordan on the team. But I don't think everybody on the team is like Pippen, Rodman.
00:36:04
SinkorSwim
yeah.
00:36:08
leong kennedick
Right, right, right. and then i catch your I catch your vibes.
00:36:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Okay.
00:36:10
BARFINGLEON
They're they're frontloaded they're a front-loaded organization.
00:36:13
leong kennedick
They're the Utah Jazz.
00:36:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:36:14
leong kennedick
like they They won't be able to get over the hump, but they'll they'll get close.
00:36:16
BARFINGLEON
They got Carl.
00:36:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:36:17
BARFINGLEON
They got John. That's about it.
00:36:18
Steve-O
Wait, who was who was the bad one?
00:36:18
leong kennedick
They'll get close.
00:36:19
Steve-O
Was it John or or was it Carl?
00:36:22
leong kennedick
Carl was the bad one.
00:36:23
BARFINGLEON
Carl's bad boy.
00:36:23
Steve-O
Carl was the bad one.
00:36:23
leong kennedick
The pedophile? Yeah, that was Carl Malone.
00:36:24
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he's bad. He's no good.
00:36:26
SinkorSwim
right. You know, ah I'm not saying we have to go down the whole list. Right. But let's look at the last couple of, of dream words.
00:36:32
leong kennedick
look at the last Let's look at the two thousand two thousand s basketball legends now and Let's
00:36:35
Steve-O
Yeah, let's let's talk about the Spurs. We'll go.
00:36:38
SinkorSwim
alright All right.
00:36:38
leong kennedick
lets talk about
00:36:38
SinkorSwim
All right. So,
00:36:40
leong kennedick
Let's talk about the Detroit Pistons that beat Kobe and Shaq's Lakers just by Grant Hill and Tracy McGrady on Detroit Pistons.
00:36:43
SinkorSwim
well, so, so this is tricky too though.
00:36:44
BARFINGLEON
that Grant Hill? Was that Grant Hill on the piston?
00:36:45
SinkorSwim
So, so this is tricky two though, because like, all right, so we got ah the bad guys too. i don't think anyone saw it. How to train your dragon.
00:36:54
leong kennedick
Meh.
00:36:54
Steve-O
No.
00:36:56
SinkorSwim
live action.
00:36:56
Steve-O
That was a live action, right?
00:36:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:36:59
leong kennedick
Doesn't count anymore if they turn to live action.
00:36:59
SinkorSwim
ah Dog Man didn't see it. Wild Robot's actually quite good. um Kung Fu Panda 4. I'm sure it's fine.
00:37:08
leong kennedick
Interesting.
00:37:09
SinkorSwim
ah Trolls. Trolls movies.
00:37:12
BARFINGLEON
Trolls!
00:37:12
Steve-O
No, no, no, no trolls, no trolls.
00:37:12
leong kennedick
i've watched I've watched those Trolls movies.
00:37:14
BARFINGLEON
Trolls.
00:37:15
SinkorSwim
How are they?
00:37:16
leong kennedick
And they're... Well, I mean, they're just like...
00:37:17
BARFINGLEON
Woo!
00:37:17
SinkorSwim
are they?
00:37:19
leong kennedick
It's like that...
00:37:19
BARFINGLEON
Gotta get me some trolls, baby.
00:37:20
leong kennedick
What is that movie? What's that movie where they sing everything?
00:37:24
Steve-O
um
00:37:25
BARFINGLEON
Musicals?
00:37:26
Steve-O
West Side Story.
00:37:27
leong kennedick
No, the one with Anna Kendrick, who's also in Trolls.
00:37:29
SinkorSwim
oh shit yeah no uh
00:37:31
leong kennedick
What is it called, Devin?
00:37:31
Steve-O
a High School Musical?
00:37:32
leong kennedick
No, not High School Musical. You you you old man. No, it's not that.
00:37:36
Steve-O
i'
00:37:37
BARFINGLEON
Oh, fuck. What is it called?
00:37:38
leong kennedick
You fucking grandfather Steve.
00:37:38
BARFINGLEON
Jesus Christ.
00:37:39
Steve-O
but Oh, high school music.
00:37:42
leong kennedick
It's not it's the high High School Musical.
00:37:43
Steve-O
Oh, Zac from Efron, baby.
00:37:44
leong kennedick
You fucking boomer. No, it's not that.
00:37:48
SinkorSwim
pitch perfect pitch perfect yeah okay
00:37:49
leong kennedick
pitch per It's like Pitch Perfect not with trolls.
00:37:50
Steve-O
it's perfect.
00:37:51
leong kennedick
like They're just singing. And you know what? Owen was really into it. Got him to listen to Prince. He doesn't like the Prince version of Let's Go Crazy, which hurts my soul.
00:38:03
Steve-O
You should show him Batman.
00:38:03
leong kennedick
but But he knows the song, you know?
00:38:03
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:38:05
Steve-O
Let him listen to Batman's.
00:38:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:38:07
leong kennedick
He won't let the elevator get him down, Chris.
00:38:07
BARFINGLEON
It's okay.
00:38:09
SinkorSwim
and Listen, I'm just looking through this list.
00:38:10
BARFINGLEON
that's a prince Prince is a late...
00:38:10
leong kennedick
All right.
00:38:13
SinkorSwim
Listen.
00:38:13
BARFINGLEON
Not, you know, early life, that you know, mature...
00:38:14
leong kennedick
You have to be mature.
00:38:15
Steve-O
Yeah, f felt lot, Prince.
00:38:15
leong kennedick
Yeah, you have to be. You have to have a mature brain. Your brain has to be mature to appreciate Prince.
00:38:19
SinkorSwim
I'm looking through this list.
00:38:20
leong kennedick
got I got it.
00:38:21
SinkorSwim
I'm not terribly impressed. There's Shrek, obviously. There's the How to Train Your Dragon animated movies, which are good.
00:38:28
leong kennedick
Wait, so who's the king? Who's the king of animated movie studios now?
00:38:31
SinkorSwim
Guys, I think you're not going to like the answer, but it might be Illumination.
00:38:35
leong kennedick
Sony. ah Oh, it's my beast. Oh.
00:38:37
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, they really are making strides. I'll give them that
00:38:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:38:42
leong kennedick
Yeah, they got Rise of Gru.
00:38:43
SinkorSwim
is that they have They have this ah little movie called Super Mario Galaxy coming out.
00:38:44
leong kennedick
They got Minions.
00:38:47
BARFINGLEON
that.
00:38:48
leong kennedick
I know, but like these none of these are...
00:38:48
BARFINGLEON
There you go. You got minions.
00:38:50
leong kennedick
like Despicable Me is um is a fun movie, but like these aren't like
00:38:51
SinkorSwim
Oh, I'm sorry. The Meanings?
00:38:53
BARFINGLEON
You got minions.
00:38:54
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no. How are we skipping Sony Animation when they're making Spider-Verse, K-pop Demon Hunters, and ah what the fuck was the family movie that was so fun, Devin, with the robots?
00:39:03
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
00:39:04
Steve-O
Mitchells and the Machines.
00:39:05
BARFINGLEON
Mitchells vs. The Machines.
00:39:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:07
SinkorSwim
All right.
00:39:08
BARFINGLEON
Sony is clearly the thinking man.
00:39:08
leong kennedick
um no no the problem is no no no no no no No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09
Steve-O
It was a triple banger set.
00:39:11
BARFINGLEON
They're the thinking man's animation studio in America.
00:39:12
leong kennedick
Steve, Steve, I'm going I'm going to take my consumer cap off and put my Jason Schreier journalist cap on and say the problem with Sony studios is that they crunch their animators.
00:39:15
BARFINGLEON
But...
00:39:19
Steve-O
J-Shire.
00:39:24
BARFINGLEON
Gotta crunch them.
00:39:24
leong kennedick
And then when they get called out on it, now they're like, Oh, you know what? We'll take 15 years to make the third Spider-Verse movie. And nobody's going care when it comes out.
00:39:32
Steve-O
Yeah, they're going to be like...
00:39:32
BARFINGLEON
They also, Sony sold their biggest hit to Netflix for pittance.
00:39:32
leong kennedick
So.
00:39:38
Steve-O
they did They did. They didn't believe in themselves.
00:39:41
BARFINGLEON
So that's also Yeah.
00:39:41
SinkorSwim
so So here's, so Sony sony has a very unimpressive list.
00:39:46
leong kennedick
Sing is good though, Devin. You like Sing, right, Devin?
00:39:48
SinkorSwim
Sing?
00:39:49
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:39:50
SinkorSwim
I didn't see Sing.
00:39:50
leong kennedick
From Illumination?
00:39:51
Steve-O
That's the one with like the pig.
00:39:51
SinkorSwim
didn't see Sing.
00:39:53
leong kennedick
Yeah, was she singing Taylor Swift?
00:39:53
Steve-O
first one
00:39:55
SinkorSwim
is that With the grill and shit? Like, they all joined.
00:39:57
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:39:57
Steve-O
Animals.
00:39:58
SinkorSwim
Dude, dude, I'll be honest.
00:39:58
Steve-O
They're singing.
00:39:59
SinkorSwim
I've wanted to see that movie because i'm i vi I vibe with the plot.
00:40:02
leong kennedick
You might like it. scarlet Scarlett Johansson's like porcupine characters, like a punk rocker.
00:40:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:40:07
leong kennedick
You might like it, Devin.
00:40:07
SinkorSwim
Okay. Now listen, but like I'm looking at Sony, right? Pretty unimpressive run unless you like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2009. All right.
00:40:15
BARFINGLEON
I like cloudy with the chance of meatballs.
00:40:17
SinkorSwim
Hotel Transylvania, you know, Smurfs. Okay.
00:40:20
Steve-O
I watched a monster house yesterday.
00:40:23
SinkorSwim
That movie stinks, dude.
00:40:23
BARFINGLEON
Oh, is that the Dan Harmon?
00:40:26
Steve-O
Dan Harmon, 2006.
00:40:27
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:40:28
Steve-O
It's the most ugly animated thing I've ever seen.
00:40:32
SinkorSwim
I don't think it's good. don't think it's good.
00:40:34
Steve-O
um That movie is weird.
00:40:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's...
00:40:37
Steve-O
It's not good.
00:40:39
BARFINGLEON
Interesting.
00:40:39
Steve-O
It's definitely a movie.
00:40:40
SinkorSwim
You know what, Steve, who's the who's the company that made eight? Remember that? but
00:40:46
BARFINGLEON
the The thing with the so the little puppets?
00:40:47
Steve-O
the the most run-of-the-mill movie ever.
00:40:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:40:52
BARFINGLEON
Wasn't that called Nine?
00:40:52
Steve-O
um Yeah, i think it was Nine.
00:40:52
SinkorSwim
Eight. Oh, I'm sorry, nine. Oh, my bad. dude, that movie's... Oh, Little Big Planet?
00:40:56
Steve-O
Who did make that?
00:40:56
SinkorSwim
Oh.
00:40:57
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:40:57
BARFINGLEON
It looked like it looked like a Little Big World, right?
00:41:01
SinkorSwim
the moves ah
00:41:02
BARFINGLEON
With the yarn.
00:41:03
SinkorSwim
ah little big planet
00:41:04
BARFINGLEON
Little Big Plant, thank you.
00:41:06
Steve-O
That was um ah Tim Burton produced fucking...
00:41:06
SinkorSwim
oh
00:41:09
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:41:12
SinkorSwim
marketing who yeah made this I just remember that the trailer with Coggy and Cambria and I was like this is going to be so sick the sickest movie ever yeah
00:41:12
Steve-O
I don't... It was a... Made...
00:41:20
Steve-O
I do remember that there. So that was like the series of like little freak animations where it was like nine. What was the one with the Coraline? they did Coraline.
00:41:31
SinkorSwim
yeah but Coraline was actually there yeah yeah
00:41:33
Steve-O
Yeah, but that's like kind of like the same vibe that they were like, they're going for the Tim Burton hot topic audience.
00:41:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
00:41:40
BARFINGLEON
I thought Coraline was Tim Burton's animated studio, wasn't it?
00:41:42
leong kennedick
That is, isn't it?
00:41:43
SinkorSwim
I think it is.
00:41:44
Steve-O
isn't Is it?
00:41:44
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:41:44
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:41:45
Steve-O
Is he dipping himself into the freak corpse?
00:41:45
leong kennedick
Corpse Bride?
00:41:47
BARFINGLEON
If I, if I remember correctly, I think it was him.
00:41:48
Steve-O
Right. That's another one. Yeah.
00:41:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Tim Burton, who's ah borderline most known for a movie he didn't even direct.
00:41:56
BARFINGLEON
I know. Well, yeah, dude.
00:41:56
Steve-O
That's got to burn him every day.
00:41:57
leong kennedick
What? like Nightmare Before Christmas?
00:41:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:00
BARFINGLEON
Same.
00:42:01
leong kennedick
I know him because of Batman. i know about you guys, but.
00:42:03
BARFINGLEON
Same.
00:42:03
Steve-O
Yeah, no, Pee Wee Herman.
00:42:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:04
BARFINGLEON
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Pee-wee Herman.
00:42:08
SinkorSwim
but like Okay, but like listen, I'm looking at Stoney.
00:42:08
BARFINGLEON
That's the stuff I had.
00:42:09
Steve-O
Yo, Coraline was not Tim Burton.
00:42:11
BARFINGLEON
it wasn't?
00:42:12
SinkorSwim
and
00:42:12
BARFINGLEON
Really?
00:42:12
Steve-O
No.
00:42:13
BARFINGLEON
What the fuck?
00:42:13
Steve-O
It was, unfortunately, it was based off a ah story of someone who's now redacted.
00:42:14
SinkorSwim
but it's not No, I know it's not him, but...
00:42:14
BARFINGLEON
Really?
00:42:20
leong kennedick
Oh, Neil Gaiman.
00:42:22
Steve-O
So...
00:42:22
leong kennedick
Right?
00:42:22
BARFINGLEON
You know, I get those freaky looking assholes.
00:42:23
SinkorSwim
that was it
00:42:24
leong kennedick
no but he got uncancelled, right? didn't Didn't he get uncancelled?
00:42:28
Steve-O
I don't know.
00:42:29
leong kennedick
Or is that just the copers in our in our and our Discord that can't ah can't handle it?
00:42:29
SinkorSwim
You know what?
00:42:33
SinkorSwim
It might be. I might be a Coper.
00:42:36
leong kennedick
That can't handle it?
00:42:36
SinkorSwim
I think I'm a Coper. Come on!
00:42:38
leong kennedick
Might be Coping Charles.
00:42:38
Steve-O
Devin Coper.
00:42:39
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:42:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah, we cope her. Yeah, dude. that's That's me.
00:42:42
Steve-O
ah Henry Selick. Yeah,
00:42:45
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:42:45
BARFINGLEON
Ah, Tom Salick's brother?
00:42:45
SinkorSwim
No, but... i Real quick, real quick.
00:42:47
Steve-O
yeah Hen.
00:42:48
SinkorSwim
To go back to Sony, it's like 2018, they the Spider-Verse, followed Angry Birds 2, and then Mitchell's vs.
00:42:56
Steve-O
Oh, that's a drop.
00:42:57
SinkorSwim
the Machines, and then something called Wish Dragon, Vivo, handlehel Hotel Transylvania, Transformania, then Spider-Verse, then K-Pop, and
00:42:58
Steve-O
That's a wraith. Didn't see that.
00:43:08
SinkorSwim
And then goat came out, which apparently people do like, I didn't.
00:43:11
BARFINGLEON
goat
00:43:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah. It's about a, a goat who wants to play basketball. And I think it's voiced by Stephen Curry.
00:43:17
leong kennedick
Yeah, but i guess the the difference is, like the aside from the Spider-Verse movies, the Sony Animation ones are like maybe more in line with like Disney animated studios.
00:43:23
SinkorSwim
That's what I mean. Like.
00:43:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:43:30
leong kennedick
like It's that caliber, I guess. Or at least... I mean, Pixar's still king, I think, probably, right?
00:43:34
SinkorSwim
Well,
00:43:36
SinkorSwim
I mean, but like, okay, let's let's look at Disney instead of just Pixar, right?
00:43:39
leong kennedick
It's just they had they had a lot of room to to to fall a little bit before, that but they're still ah ah number one.
00:43:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:43:43
BARFINGLEON
Hey, Disney had Zootopia and Zootopia 2.
00:43:46
Steve-O
They did have Zootopia too.
00:43:48
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. Those are good movies, dog.
00:43:49
SinkorSwim
They Zootopia. They had fucking... They had... um
00:43:53
BARFINGLEON
I liked, I did see Zootopia 2. I, I, I, it was a good flick.
00:43:55
leong kennedick
Oh, wasn't it good, Chris?
00:43:56
Steve-O
It's a good movie.
00:43:57
SinkorSwim
Oh, is it...
00:43:57
leong kennedick
It was good, right?
00:43:58
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:43:58
leong kennedick
It was a good movie, right?
00:43:59
BARFINGLEON
Fun movie. Fun movie.
00:44:00
Steve-O
Good ride.
00:44:01
leong kennedick
And I feel like I felt like that with the first one where I wasn't expecting much and I'm just like, man, I'm actually into this.
00:44:01
SinkorSwim
Okay. Okay.
00:44:01
BARFINGLEON
I, yep.
00:44:06
leong kennedick
This good movie.
00:44:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Zootopia won solid.
00:44:07
leong kennedick
It's a good watch.
00:44:09
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:44:09
BARFINGLEON
I, you know what my favorite scene in Zootopia 2 was?
00:44:12
leong kennedick
ah The Gazelle having Shakira's butt.
00:44:12
BARFINGLEON
Hands down.
00:44:14
Steve-O
oh
00:44:14
leong kennedick
Was it that?
00:44:14
BARFINGLEON
No, no, no, no, no.
00:44:15
Steve-O
Oh, or was it when when when it was the deep rose?
00:44:15
leong kennedick
Was that?
00:44:15
BARFINGLEON
no no
00:44:16
leong kennedick
Chris, Chris, do they make her too sexy? Do they make the gazelle too sexy?
00:44:20
BARFINGLEON
I would fuck the gazelle. I mean, that's hands down. That's easy to say.
00:44:24
BARFINGLEON
But no.
00:44:24
Steve-O
Would do you do that as a citizen of Zootopia or are you saying it's you, Chris Galani?
00:44:29
BARFINGLEON
Both, baby, A and C. Give me A and B, babe. Both of columns.
00:44:33
Steve-O
Well, what would your animal be?
00:44:36
BARFINGLEON
I'd probably be like a big old panda.
00:44:40
leong kennedick
Are you on team platonic or team? They should, they should fuck between Nick and Judy.
00:44:44
BARFINGLEON
a
00:44:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, wait, wait.
00:44:46
leong kennedick
Chris.
00:44:46
SinkorSwim
is there Is there any more sexual tension in this movie?
00:44:50
BARFINGLEON
um yeah well
00:44:51
SinkorSwim
Unreal.
00:44:51
leong kennedick
Do you think they're in love with each other, Chris? What do you think?
00:44:54
BARFINGLEON
it's weird it's the Sam and Diane thing it's kind of like I don't want them to to do it but in the same breath it's of course but here's the best scene the best scene
00:45:00
leong kennedick
But it's there. But there's something there
00:45:01
Steve-O
But you know they are.
00:45:05
leong kennedick
there. But it's also an Angelus Buffy scenario where it's like, and he'll just eat he'll just end up eating her.
00:45:10
Steve-O
What's the best game?
00:45:10
BARFINGLEON
Was what Danny Trio was Danny Trio's The Mudskipper. And he says, you have to understand, we we are all the same. We all are the same. and and And he's running away on the water, but he looks fucking ridiculous.
00:45:26
BARFINGLEON
As he's running away, like he's like, bomb um um ah it's just wonderful.
00:45:29
Steve-O
that is ah That is a really good scene.
00:45:31
BARFINGLEON
And it made me laugh out loud.
00:45:31
Steve-O
That is a really good scene.
00:45:33
BARFINGLEON
And great.
00:45:34
leong kennedick
Yeah, it's, dude, Zootopia 2's good, dude.
00:45:37
SinkorSwim
No, i I hear great things.
00:45:38
leong kennedick
That was a good sequel.
00:45:39
Steve-O
I think Pixar is the go-to when talking about those.
00:45:40
leong kennedick
Wait, wait, you didn't watch it yet, Devin?
00:45:42
SinkorSwim
I haven't seen it now.
00:45:42
Steve-O
Wait, you haven't seen it?
00:45:44
leong kennedick
Devin, Chris beat you to an animated Disney, like, low IQ movie?
00:45:44
SinkorSwim
Zootopia 2? No.
00:45:47
BARFINGLEON
What the hell is wrong with you? This is a good one.
00:45:48
Steve-O
Well, to be fair, to be fair, Devin did say Hopper.
00:45:48
BARFINGLEON
What are you doing?
00:45:51
Steve-O
He did see Hopper before all of us.
00:45:51
SinkorSwim
I saw fucking Hopper.
00:45:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, Dennis Hopper fucking biopic I don't give a shit about.
00:45:55
Steve-O
away
00:45:56
BARFINGLEON
Watch Zootopia 2.
00:45:57
Steve-O
Pixar's Dennis Hopper biopic would be insane.
00:46:00
leong kennedick
Yeah, but it's just while he was filming Blue Velvet, that's it.
00:46:03
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:46:03
leong kennedick
Like, that's
00:46:03
Steve-O
where he would
00:46:04
leong kennedick
the documentary of that year of his life.
00:46:04
BARFINGLEON
I mean, that's cool, I guess, but like,
00:46:05
Steve-O
He was filming Blue Velvet and Super Mario Brothers for a movie.
00:46:08
leong kennedick
And Super Mario Brothers.
00:46:10
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:46:10
leong kennedick
He's just on the worst drug bender of his life that year.
00:46:14
Steve-O
I forgot what movie's for which!
00:46:14
SinkorSwim
No,
00:46:17
leong kennedick
Pabst Blue Ribbon!
00:46:18
Steve-O
Where's my air tank?
00:46:19
leong kennedick
Mario!
00:46:20
BARFINGLEON
Let's fuck!
00:46:20
Steve-O
mr
00:46:22
BARFINGLEON
In the middle of that.
00:46:23
SinkorSwim
it's...
00:46:24
leong kennedick
Daddy wants to fuck.
00:46:27
BARFINGLEON
All right, Devin. um
00:46:28
leong kennedick
I'll fuck anything that moves.
00:46:29
BARFINGLEON
You should see Zootopia, too.
00:46:29
SinkorSwim
Oh, you know what left out?
00:46:32
BARFINGLEON
was quite was quite fun.
00:46:32
leong kennedick
You should see Blue Velvet again, Devin.
00:46:34
BARFINGLEON
quite fun
00:46:34
leong kennedick
That's what you should. And then change your opinion on it.
00:46:36
Steve-O
You know what?
00:46:37
SinkorSwim
i left out
00:46:37
Steve-O
Zoo Velvet, the third Zootopia.
00:46:38
SinkorSwim
Yeah, this is what I left out, though. I didn't I didn't tell you guys this. um How I'm asking the group, how annoyed should I be? So Jenny has a habit.
00:46:53
leong kennedick
um yeah Before you finish, I'm going to say you probably shouldn't be as annoyed as you are.
00:46:54
SinkorSwim
Oh.
00:46:56
SinkorSwim
OK, OK, well, yeah, OK, that's fine.
00:46:57
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:46:58
leong kennedick
I'm just going to hit you in the face with that right now.
00:47:00
SinkorSwim
jenny has like Jenny has a habit of not staying awake for movies, right? Just, okay, sure, right? I'm aware of this. And I tell her, I say, hey, I think I'm going to go see Hoppers.
00:47:10
leong kennedick
Pick your battles, Devin.
00:47:14
SinkorSwim
She's like, what time? And I was like, I'm thinking about seeing this like 3 p.m. showing. She's like, oh, like, I want to see it. And I was like, okay. Okay. Well, here are the times because Hopper's, hoppers is we're late, right?
00:47:27
leong kennedick
yeah Yeah.
00:47:29
SinkorSwim
Like Hopper's is going to probably hit Disney Plus like in like two weeks, right?
00:47:30
leong kennedick
My bad, bro.
00:47:34
SinkorSwim
So I was like, listen, the only shows after like 3 p.m. are like 9.30 and 10.30. She's like, okay, let's see the 9.30 show. And you're sure? She's like, yeah. We go in.
00:47:46
SinkorSwim
She's passed out within 20 minutes. Not even. And I was like, you made me see this eight hours later that I wanted to just so you could fucking.
00:47:56
leong kennedick
Evan, that's just part that's part of being married, man. I'm sorry to tell you.
00:48:03
SinkorSwim
All right. Well, yeah.
00:48:04
leong kennedick
Gotta pick your battles.
00:48:04
SinkorSwim
So again, I'll be honest. I was like, du bro, you picked the time.
00:48:07
leong kennedick
You just gotta wake her up for the good part. The same thing happened with Sam. She fell asleep during Mission Impossible 2.
00:48:10
SinkorSwim
No, she can't. She doesn't wake up. She doesn't wake up.
00:48:13
leong kennedick
she She fell asleep during a Mission Impossible 2. I said, that's cool, but you have to be awake for the knife-to-eye scene.
00:48:18
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah. But what if you paid, what if you paid like
00:48:19
leong kennedick
That's it.
00:48:20
Steve-O
So, that's it.
00:48:21
leong kennedick
That's the only thing you gotta watch.
00:48:21
Steve-O
that's it
00:48:22
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:48:22
leong kennedick
The only thing that matters in this movie.
00:48:23
SinkorSwim
But what if you paid like $32 for her to fall asleep during it? Like in total, right? You buy the ticket, you get the drinks and all that.
00:48:29
leong kennedick
I mean, to be fair, though, Devin, my rebuttal to you this time is, aren't you a Stubbs member? Wasn't it free anyway, basically?
00:48:36
SinkorSwim
No, no, it was free for me.
00:48:37
leong kennedick
Didn't
00:48:37
SinkorSwim
That's why it wasn't $52, right?
00:48:39
leong kennedick
Yeah, so... Alright, look at it this way. You spent money on her to to spend time with you, Devin.
00:48:44
SinkorSwim
So she can nap.
00:48:47
SinkorSwim
But I'm not spending time with her because she's asleep.
00:48:51
leong kennedick
Yeah, but she's with you, right? So, you know?
00:48:54
BARFINGLEON
You enjoyed hoppers though.
00:48:57
SinkorSwim
I did, but i was also I was also enraged every time I looked over and saw her snoring.
00:48:57
leong kennedick
the The problem... the the point The point where you or where you can be...
00:49:00
Steve-O
Wait, hold on. Would Hoppers be a better movie if this didn't happen to you? If you saw it at 3 p.m.?
00:49:07
SinkorSwim
Honestly, yes. Yes. a hunt Dude, 100% yes. I would have had a better experience because i wouldn't have been I wouldn't have been fucking irritated every time I looked over to see her.
00:49:12
leong kennedick
So it would have been an ultra-marry.
00:49:12
Steve-O
You can't put that in your review. You can't put that in your review.
00:49:18
SinkorSwim
Every time I saw something funny or goofy or crazy, I look over and she's just fucking snoring. Not even like politely sleeping, right? Noisily sleeping.
00:49:28
leong kennedick
Oh my god.
00:49:29
SinkorSwim
And I'm like, I'm just sitting there.
00:49:29
Steve-O
Okay.
00:49:29
leong kennedick
and it just Just let her live her life, Devin.
00:49:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, next time that happens, put me on video phone.
00:49:34
leong kennedick
She just wanted to spend time with you.
00:49:35
SinkorSwim
No, dude, I mean, listen, I get in these modes where I go, I'm never doing this again.
00:49:38
BARFINGLEON
Let me watch the movie.
00:49:40
Steve-O
Or get Jenny a little mask with Chris's face wide awake.
00:49:41
SinkorSwim
And then I and then i crumble. I crumble after fucking three weeks.
00:49:44
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, put your phone over her face.
00:49:45
SinkorSwim
awesome Yeah, dude, I'll see three movies and then I'll be like, hey, do you want see this movie? Like, I'll fucking beg her to see a movie with me.
00:49:51
leong kennedick
But like, it's not like, here's here's the other thing. Like, it's not like you saw like, you know, an important movie like Project Hail Mary, you know? Like, I could see
Nintendo Movie Speculations
00:50:00
leong kennedick
if you got upset with her about that.
00:50:00
SinkorSwim
No, I mean, like I told, no, she was on, she was on fucking, she was on, I would say disability. She was on timeout. Probation. I was like, you're not coming to see this movie.
00:50:08
Steve-O
Time out.
00:50:10
SinkorSwim
I'm not going to see this with you. I've seen this with my real friends.
00:50:13
leong kennedick
Because... my God.
00:50:15
Steve-O
She's in movie time, Alan.
00:50:16
leong kennedick
Oh, my God.
00:50:17
SinkorSwim
No, no, but i yeah, I put her in movie jail. And then I felt bad. i was like, okay, like I saw this movie without her. Let me go see this. And then she fucking lets me down again.
00:50:26
Steve-O
See, the thing...
00:50:26
SinkorSwim
And I told her.
00:50:26
leong kennedick
So you're saying that like she's going to be at a point where you're not going to want to see any movies with her ever.
00:50:30
SinkorSwim
No, no, that's, i I don't. And then I feel bad.
00:50:33
leong kennedick
You're already at that point.
00:50:33
SinkorSwim
And then I, no, because I go, like I said, I go in these modes, right? Where I'm like, I'm never doing this again. And then I'll see two or three movies and then I'll feel guilty. And then I kind of like, I go, oh, what about this?
00:50:45
SinkorSwim
What about this? What about this? And then she'll pick one. And I'm like, okay. And I'll make it a point to go and do this. But then like, then she just fucking lets me down again. And I'm like, bro, it's, it's a real Charlie Brown football situation.
00:50:56
BARFINGLEON
Some people just...
00:51:00
BARFINGLEON
That's just it is. That's the way it is right now.
00:51:02
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:51:02
leong kennedick
Well, I'll chalk it up to this.
00:51:04
leong kennedick
It was fucking Hoppers, Devin. It wasn't, you know.
00:51:06
SinkorSwim
It was a Mary. It was the first Mary, Pixar Mary, in like seven years.
00:51:12
leong kennedick
But you said it wasn't really a return to form for them, for you, so.
00:51:16
SinkorSwim
I mean, fair. Fair enough. But I was like, it was more the fact that I had plans and then she's like, no, fuck your plans.
00:51:23
leong kennedick
But you had plans to go to the movie by yourself, so maybe she just didn't want you to be alone.
00:51:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah, they're just like... it
00:51:28
leong kennedick
Did you think about that, Devin?
00:51:30
SinkorSwim
No, 100%. No, of course I thought about that because she she doesn't care. I'll be honest. But as a result, I told her, I was like i'm seeing I might just see Mario by myself at a site.
00:51:42
leong kennedick
Oh my god, you son of a bitch.
00:51:43
SinkorSwim
was like, I'm not fucking bringing you. You don't deserve it. You don't deserve to see Fox McCloud. So I said to her, she's like, who's that? And I said, fuck you.
00:51:52
BARFINGLEON
That is the dumbest thing you've ever said to her.
00:51:52
Steve-O
Who's that? Who's that?
00:51:54
SinkorSwim
don't deserve it.
00:51:55
leong kennedick
You don't deserve to see Fox and Cloud.
00:51:58
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, the dumbest fucking thing.
00:51:59
Steve-O
You can't handle me at my hoppers and you don't deserve me at my Fox McCloud.
00:52:02
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:52:02
leong kennedick
Well, can we talk about that a little bit?
00:52:03
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:52:04
leong kennedick
like does that Does that mean that does that mean that like Smash bros the movie, is coming out soon, too
00:52:04
BARFINGLEON
that The thing.
00:52:06
SinkorSwim
That infuriates me. That pissed me off.
00:52:11
SinkorSwim
Yes.
00:52:11
leong kennedick
Is that what that means?
00:52:12
Steve-O
I, well, I've, I don't know if I should say other things that I've seen about the Mario movie.
00:52:16
leong kennedick
course or is this or is this just Or is this just like...
00:52:18
BARFINGLEON
Oh, Steve got something spoiled.
00:52:20
leong kennedick
um Or Steve, is this is this just like marketing because the new Star Fox game is coming out this year?
00:52:22
Steve-O
I did.
00:52:26
Steve-O
um Well,
00:52:27
SinkorSwim
There's no way it's, it's,
00:52:28
leong kennedick
Which could also be the thing.
00:52:29
Steve-O
one, I think because it's a galaxy movie, you know, they were like, well, we could do like space stuff. So I think, yeah.
00:52:35
BARFINGLEON
Steve, can you um can you text me what the spoiler is? I'm...
00:52:39
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:39
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
00:52:40
Steve-O
I'll, I'll, I'll, you know, Nintendo put it like prominently in more marketing
00:52:41
SinkorSwim
No, listen.
00:52:44
SinkorSwim
Dude, i've so I've said Smash Brothers.
00:52:46
leong kennedick
It's just Fire Emblem characters? That that confirms it's going to be Smash Bros.
00:52:49
SinkorSwim
I'll be honest.
00:52:50
Steve-O
No, if you think of other think of other space stuff.
00:52:51
leong kennedick
movie? yeah
00:52:53
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Dude, I've seen Smash Brothers.
00:52:54
leong kennedick
Metroid?
00:52:55
SinkorSwim
I've been saying Smash Brothers since probably the end of the first one. I said they're going to go there.
00:53:00
BARFINGLEON
you
00:53:01
SinkorSwim
i And I think I even said, i said, the end of this movie, he's going to get a fucking letter invite to a smash tournament. I think that's going to be the stinger. But what pisses me off is...
00:53:11
leong kennedick
There's two stingers, I heard.
00:53:13
SinkorSwim
Okay. But what... Double chances. What really pisses me off about this is, like, what a fun little surprise this would have been. And it was ruined for no reason.
00:53:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:53:22
leong kennedick
Yeah, if they didn't show it.
00:53:22
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:53:24
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:53:24
SinkorSwim
There's zero fucking reason this...
00:53:25
leong kennedick
There's no reason for it. that it's not like it's not like more yeah It's not like more people are going to watch the movie than than was expected but just because Fox is in it.
00:53:26
Steve-O
They just farted it out in a tweet.
00:53:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Because I'm going through like my Feedly account, right? And it's just right in the title.
00:53:37
BARFINGLEON
feeling.
00:53:37
SinkorSwim
like oh And I was like, are you fucking kidding?
00:53:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:53:39
SinkorSwim
And then I realized like they put it out there.
00:53:40
Steve-O
they They could have put it in a like later trailer even. It's though just the, eh, who cares about it?
00:53:52
Steve-O
Like, here here's something that's, like, cool.
00:53:55
leong kennedick
Or did they do this because people were going to spoil it anyway? Like, is that a thing?
00:53:58
Steve-O
I mean, people would have spoiled it, but I think that would have been, like, the, oh, we've been too late. So, like...
00:54:04
SinkorSwim
No, dude, there's just like, yeah, but if it gets spoiled, it gets spoiled.
00:54:06
BARFINGLEON
Oh, it's not in any new trailer.
00:54:07
SinkorSwim
It's the fact.
00:54:08
BARFINGLEON
He's not in any new trailer.
00:54:09
Steve-O
No, it's just they put they just put a picture out.
00:54:09
SinkorSwim
No, they literally just made and ah a picture, like the official account made a picture and said, it's so fucking stupid.
00:54:15
BARFINGLEON
What?
00:54:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:54:18
SinkorSwim
And it it just made, because it would have been such a cool little, like, I'll be honest, maybe I'm stupid, but like, I was not fucking expecting to see Fox to cloud in this movie. And that would been real.
00:54:29
Steve-O
No.
00:54:30
SinkorSwim
What a fun, would have had a big dumb smile on my face. And I'm like, oh, that's fucking cool. And then we could have talked about it. But instead they just do it now for no reason.
00:54:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:54:41
SinkorSwim
And it's like, ah
00:54:43
Steve-O
It is lame. It is very lame how they went about this.
00:54:45
SinkorSwim
yeah, it really just like irks the shit at me.
00:54:47
Steve-O
it's It's Nintendo being Nintendo and not being like storytellers because they've never really been storytellers.
00:54:52
leong kennedick
corp 10 though yeah they're just marketers yeah it's just marketing their games well i mean that's not fair steve like there's games that they that they come out with every once in a while that are storytelling games but like but with this stuff it's like it's just it's what everybody expected like they're not here to just to make you know they're here to basically sell games
00:54:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:54:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:54:59
SinkorSwim
But I mean.
00:55:08
Steve-O
ah definitely. don't
00:55:17
Steve-O
Right.
00:55:18
SinkorSwim
ye
00:55:18
Steve-O
It's like when they were doing like the marketing for like the very first Mario movie and they were like, we're just going to show you cast photos of the people of who we cast.
00:55:22
leong kennedick
Right.
00:55:29
Steve-O
And it was like, what?
00:55:30
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:55:31
Steve-O
Like, why don't you just like show us a trailer? Like they don't really have the cinema language down.
00:55:38
leong kennedick
right
00:55:40
Steve-O
cause like that would have been huge in a trailer. That would have been huge is just like, ah oh, this movie is out and people are just, you know, like blurting out Fox McCloud even like.
00:55:51
BARFINGLEON
See, I think they're going to have to learn by when Zelda comes out because that's, that's, that's, that's going to be a hard sell for a lot of people and they're going to have to really,
00:55:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Oh my God, yeah.
00:55:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:59
leong kennedick
Yeah, could you imagine if that movie didn't have any, like, story or, like, narrative, like, good narrative? Like, that would pretty much kill the movie, I think, for a lot of people.
00:56:07
Steve-O
I think you could just have two hours of just pleasant nature scenes in that. Yeah.
00:56:11
SinkorSwim
fifty
00:56:12
leong kennedick
They just full breath of the wild it.
00:56:13
SinkorSwim
I, uh,
00:56:14
BARFINGLEON
Well, you know what you could do? You do what Night of the Seven Kingdom does. You laser focus on the main characters and you leave all the lore stuff as sort of marginalized because everybody who's going to see it knows enough about it.
00:56:31
BARFINGLEON
That's, that's i I think, it's the best way to do it.
00:56:33
leong kennedick
you make gannon You make Ganon a sexy dad type.
00:56:36
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yes?
00:56:38
leong kennedick
And then you're good.
00:56:38
BARFINGLEON
me Make them palatable to a wider market, but keep the story simple. At least the first one. And then you start releasing all the lore stuff with whatever tie-ins that you do.
00:56:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:56:53
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But I mean, i to to John's, I think, initial question, I think this is like 100% Smash Brothers lead lead in. I don't know how we don't see it.
00:57:02
leong kennedick
Hell yeah, brother.
00:57:04
SinkorSwim
Which is sick, dude.
00:57:04
Steve-O
ah good How are you going to jump straight to that?
00:57:04
BARFINGLEON
Is Link going to be in it?
00:57:04
SinkorSwim
That's sick as shit.
00:57:07
Steve-O
I don't know how they would do Link because Link is Sony.
00:57:07
SinkorSwim
What do you mean? No,
00:57:11
BARFINGLEON
So he's not going to be in it.
00:57:11
SinkorSwim
but like Nintendo owns...
00:57:12
Steve-O
ah hey That's weird to say, right? Like the...
00:57:14
SinkorSwim
No, dude, Nintendo can put Link in a fucking animated movie.
00:57:15
leong kennedick
Well, Link won't be in it.
00:57:18
SinkorSwim
I bet you they said, you can do live action, we'll do animated. It's how Sony has, you know, like there's animated Spider-Man, live action Spider-Man.
00:57:28
BARFINGLEON
Hmm. Hmm.
00:57:29
SinkorSwim
And since Nintendo kind of set the terms, I'd imagine that there was some sort of contractual language that says we can add that.
00:57:40
BARFINGLEON
We gotta of add this little guy in green.
00:57:42
Steve-O
We got to dude, we don't got fucking Wario yet. And we've already gotten Fox McCloud.
00:57:48
SinkorSwim
You know what? Yeah.
00:57:49
leong kennedick
Bye.
00:57:50
SinkorSwim
That stings.
00:57:51
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, it does sting.
00:57:53
SinkorSwim
That fucking stings, dude.
00:57:56
SinkorSwim
And like shit, like a Fox McCloud movie would be sick already.
00:57:59
BARFINGLEON
I always thought that Wario would have been in the villain in some way in the sequels of something like one of these.
00:57:59
SinkorSwim
Look, I'm in.
00:58:05
Steve-O
Dude, Wart's in this one.
00:58:07
SinkorSwim
Dude, but but Chris, how sick is it going to be? when they're Well, in the movies that you won't see. um When he fucking rolls up on his Harley and then farts and then kills Master Hand.
00:58:19
Steve-O
Dude.
00:58:20
SinkorSwim
And that's that's how the movie ends.
00:58:21
leong kennedick
be pretty sick.
00:58:21
BARFINGLEON
Who voices him, Devin? Danny DeVito?
00:58:22
SinkorSwim
Pretty sick?
00:58:24
Steve-O
When Dave Batista Ganondorf shows up.
00:58:25
SinkorSwim
Ooh, yeah.
00:58:29
BARFINGLEON
Dave Batiste again.
00:58:29
SinkorSwim
And Batista bombs Link.
00:58:31
Steve-O
And Batista bombs ah Yoshi.
00:58:31
BARFINGLEON
no
00:58:31
leong kennedick
And this,
00:58:34
SinkorSwim
Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:38
Steve-O
The Wario Man has to fart.
00:58:41
SinkorSwim
Because
00:58:41
Steve-O
Wario Man played by Danny DeVito.
00:58:43
BARFINGLEON
I'd say Danny DeVito, yeah.
00:58:44
SinkorSwim
who's in it, right?
00:58:44
Steve-O
That's a great
00:58:45
SinkorSwim
like it's It would probably be Smash 64 cast, right?
00:58:45
BARFINGLEON
That's my pick.
00:58:49
SinkorSwim
Pikachu.
00:58:50
Steve-O
You'd start with the Smash 64 cast.
00:58:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can't you can't go outside yet. Yet. Yet.
00:58:56
Steve-O
Yet.
00:58:56
SinkorSwim
But...
00:58:58
leong kennedick
Ike and Marth too.
00:59:00
BARFINGLEON
yeah You gotta to bring in Ike and Mark.
00:59:00
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
00:59:01
Steve-O
Keanu Reeves and Bill Preston.
00:59:01
SinkorSwim
I don't know.
00:59:01
leong kennedick
Or Marth and Roy.
00:59:02
SinkorSwim
You know I feel like they affect everything. You got keep those guys out, man.
00:59:06
BARFINGLEON
friend
00:59:07
leong kennedick
Cloud. When's Cloud coming in, Devin?
00:59:09
Steve-O
Dude, Sora.
00:59:10
SinkorSwim
No, sorry. Dude, you know what?
00:59:12
BARFINGLEON
Little Mac.
00:59:13
SinkorSwim
I'm not going lie. If I saw Little Mac, I'd fucking, I'd pop off. That'd be sick as shit, dude.
00:59:18
Steve-O
Little Mac.
00:59:18
SinkorSwim
Mega Man?
00:59:19
Steve-O
Who would play Little Mac?
00:59:19
SinkorSwim
Are you kidding me? Mega Man, dude? Even though.
00:59:21
leong kennedick
We could go without Kirby, but we need King Dedede in there.
00:59:24
BARFINGLEON
And of course, Samus Aran.
00:59:24
leong kennedick
You know?
00:59:25
SinkorSwim
Nah, nah, dude. You didn't care about me.
00:59:27
leong kennedick
voiced by Kanye West, KingDD.
00:59:29
BARFINGLEON
Shamus Aran.
00:59:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:59:30
Steve-O
That's the thing.
00:59:30
SinkorSwim
You'd say this?
00:59:31
Steve-O
Like Samus makes sense for a Mario Galaxy movie too.
00:59:34
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that probably is the one they're they're hiding up their sleeve, you know?
00:59:39
SinkorSwim
It doesn't matter. Like, um what, like, truly what irks me is I'm going to be sitting here just waiting for fucking Fox McCloud to show up.
00:59:41
BARFINGLEON
The ace.
00:59:48
SinkorSwim
Because now it's in my...
00:59:49
BARFINGLEON
Devil, it's me!
00:59:49
leong kennedick
And he's going to be in it for three seconds, probably.
00:59:51
Steve-O
He's going to be an end of credits like...
00:59:52
SinkorSwim
don't know.
00:59:53
BARFINGLEON
a
00:59:54
SinkorSwim
Oh god, that would be even worse if they would spoil that, you know?
00:59:56
BARFINGLEON
I'm thinking about forming a team.
00:59:59
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:00:00
Steve-O
we're called star Fox.
01:00:02
leong kennedick
You'll just hear like a blip on the radar that is just Slippy saying it's quiet, too quiet. And then you're going to see Glenn Powell's Fox McCloud flying in.
01:00:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah. What if it starts with Slippy getting blown smithereens, though?
01:00:13
BARFINGLEON
Cannon, do a barrel roll.
01:00:14
SinkorSwim
let me
01:00:14
Steve-O
What if it starts with Slippy getting blown?
01:00:17
SinkorSwim
Oh, by Peppy.
01:00:19
leong kennedick
Wait, who voices u voice is Falco then?
01:00:20
Steve-O
a barrel roll.
01:00:20
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:00:22
leong kennedick
If Glenn Powell's a Fox.
01:00:23
SinkorSwim
Ooh.
01:00:25
BARFINGLEON
Austin Butler.
01:00:27
SinkorSwim
Nah.
01:00:27
leong kennedick
Oh, dude, I'm in.
01:00:27
SinkorSwim
Oh.
01:00:28
leong kennedick
You know what? I'm... If it's Austin Butler, that would actually be kind of sick. But there's no way. he would never like He would never like devolve into this, i don't think. Yeah,
01:00:40
Steve-O
No, I think this is just in them putting Fox in this.
01:00:41
SinkorSwim
No, no, dude, Timothee Chalamet. Dude, he'll voice Falco. Are you kidding me?
01:00:44
Steve-O
It's just going to be a sample of Star Fox to be like, is there any interest to make this a spinoff movie?
01:00:45
BARFINGLEON
Timothy Shallow, man.
01:00:52
SinkorSwim
Who would voice Falco in a Star Fox movie?
01:00:52
Steve-O
Y'all want Star Fox movie?
01:00:56
leong kennedick
don't know.
01:01:00
BARFINGLEON
Are you asking Google this question, Devin?
01:01:00
leong kennedick
I don't know.
01:01:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I'm just asking Google.
01:01:03
BARFINGLEON
What is it going to tell you?
01:01:03
Steve-O
It should be Star Fox movie.
01:01:05
SinkorSwim
It would be... Like, who's a...
01:01:08
BARFINGLEON
George Clooney? That's what it's going to say.
01:01:09
Steve-O
Who's like a cool sounding bird man?
01:01:10
SinkorSwim
Yo, wait, shut up.
01:01:12
BARFINGLEON
That's what it's going say.
01:01:14
leong kennedick
Yo, chill, joell chill, chill.
01:01:15
SinkorSwim
Yo, chill, dude. That's a sick idea. you kidding me?
01:01:19
leong kennedick
Chill out.
01:01:19
SinkorSwim
Matt Damon.
01:01:20
Steve-O
Hey, I'm a...
01:01:20
leong kennedick
Chill out, Chris.
01:01:20
SinkorSwim
No, Matt Damon's Who's famously...
01:01:22
Steve-O
not mad No, Matt. No, Matt.
01:01:23
BARFINGLEON
What?
01:01:24
Steve-O
Come on. Come on.
01:01:24
leong kennedick
My day, man.
01:01:25
Steve-O
Sam Rockwell.
01:01:27
BARFINGLEON
Ooh, that's interesting.
01:01:30
SinkorSwim
Who's a...
01:01:30
BARFINGLEON
See, I think he'd be more of a, not Slippy, but ah there' was the who's the bunny?
01:01:36
Steve-O
Oh, Pepe.
01:01:36
SinkorSwim
You know what?
01:01:37
BARFINGLEON
Pappy.
01:01:37
SinkorSwim
ah Give it to Sean Penn. He's he's famously cocky.
01:01:37
leong kennedick
Peppy.
01:01:41
Steve-O
but
01:01:41
BARFINGLEON
Sean Penn, huh?
01:01:42
Steve-O
Nah, Sean Penn would be Androff.
01:01:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he's cocky as shit, dude.
01:01:43
BARFINGLEON
we' Recording from...
01:01:44
leong kennedick
like black You like black birds? I love them.
01:01:47
Steve-O
I love him.
01:01:48
BARFINGLEON
Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:01:49
Steve-O
I'm here to join the Christmas Eve Club.
01:01:52
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:01:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I i think Sean Penn would kill it as Falco.
01:02:00
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:02:00
BARFINGLEON
that's ah That's a big swing, Devin.
01:02:01
SinkorSwim
Oh.
01:02:01
leong kennedick
do That's a huge fucking swing. That's swing for the fences.
01:02:04
BARFINGLEON
it's it's It's interesting that you, because you hate that man so much, that you would want him to be
01:02:04
SinkorSwim
Listen.
01:02:08
SinkorSwim
I know.
01:02:10
leong kennedick
do you Do you hate Falco?
01:02:11
SinkorSwim
I think it softened on him. No, I like Falco. I was, uh...
01:02:18
leong kennedick
Wait, does that mean we'll go actually get to see Diddy Kong like not be just a fucking NPC in the movie if Smash Bros.
01:02:18
SinkorSwim
I have soft Falco Slippy, too.
01:02:26
leong kennedick
is the thing?
01:02:27
Steve-O
I don't know.
01:02:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:02:27
Steve-O
I haven't seen much Donkey Kong in any of this.
01:02:31
SinkorSwim
No, I don't think...
01:02:31
Steve-O
I heard he's been...
01:02:31
SinkorSwim
I don't think you did
01:02:32
leong kennedick
No, Donkey Kong's getting his own movie.
01:02:33
Steve-O
A spinoff, yeah.
01:02:34
SinkorSwim
I think, yeah. aren't they Didn't they confirm that?
01:02:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:02:36
SinkorSwim
It's going
01:02:37
leong kennedick
Is it just gonna be Bonanza?
01:02:38
SinkorSwim
Chris, you yeah Steve, you're are worried about them.
01:02:40
Steve-O
Donkey Kong Country.
01:02:41
SinkorSwim
Like, you're like, I think it's too soon. Nah, dude. Nah.
01:02:45
Steve-O
i mean, that's the thing.
01:02:45
SinkorSwim
Nah, we're going to get a DK movie in between.
01:02:48
Steve-O
Donkey Kong is going to be their... What's it going to be?
01:02:51
leong kennedick
Animal Crossing movies coming out.
01:02:52
Steve-O
Like, the in-between.
01:02:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:02:55
leong kennedick
um
01:02:55
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:02:57
leong kennedick
Splatoon. That's going to be a movie.
01:03:01
SinkorSwim
Oh, okay. We can pass on that.
01:03:02
Steve-O
I already sent Chris one of the spoilers that I i saw.
01:03:05
SinkorSwim
I think I saw...
01:03:05
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:03:06
SinkorSwim
him i
01:03:06
leong kennedick
F-Zero?
01:03:06
leong kennedick
Yo, where's my F-Zero movie?
01:03:07
BARFINGLEON
That's an interesting one.
01:03:08
Steve-O
F-Zero would be kind of sick.
01:03:09
leong kennedick
Yeah, so who whos who voices Captain Falcon then? Is it just Tom Cruise? Cruise?
01:03:13
SinkorSwim
ah Sean Penn again. Captain Falco?
01:03:15
Steve-O
Sean Penn.
01:03:15
leong kennedick
Sean Penn? No! Come on
01:03:16
SinkorSwim
Captain
01:03:17
Steve-O
I think Sean Penn is willing to do.
01:03:18
leong kennedick
You like black cars?
01:03:18
BARFINGLEON
You got him again.
01:03:20
SinkorSwim
Falcon?
01:03:20
leong kennedick
I love them.
01:03:21
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:03:21
leong kennedick
It's just that everything
01:03:24
Steve-O
Is that the Black Falcon?
01:03:26
leong kennedick
is... That's the Black Falcon F-Zero GX.
01:03:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Captain Falcon?
01:03:29
leong kennedick
I love them.
01:03:30
BARFINGLEON
I am not a homosexual.
01:03:32
Steve-O
I love my office.
01:03:33
BARFINGLEON
That I could hear Captain Falcon saying once or twice in that movie.
01:03:37
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:03:37
BARFINGLEON
I think to state that affirmatively.
01:03:38
leong kennedick
Oh my god, dude.
01:03:40
SinkorSwim
captain
01:03:40
BARFINGLEON
Alcune Punk.
01:03:40
Steve-O
One race after another.
01:03:43
SinkorSwim
You know what? Captain Falcon. Because he looks so... I don't know his vibe. I truly don't know.
01:03:49
Steve-O
Show me your moves.
01:03:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like...
01:03:52
Steve-O
Falco punch.
01:03:53
SinkorSwim
You know what? Hmm.
01:03:54
BARFINGLEON
um punched
01:03:55
Steve-O
You need a big bravado that. bravado guy for that
01:04:01
SinkorSwim
Hmm.
01:04:01
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, they're
01:04:02
SinkorSwim
But he's got to sound like...
01:04:03
leong kennedick
um Kenneth Branagh is who I think of when you say bravado.
01:04:05
BARFINGLEON
Shakespearean actor Ken Farah.
01:04:07
SinkorSwim
You know, maybe Bradley Cooper. Bradley.
01:04:10
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
01:04:10
SinkorSwim
Let's see.
01:04:10
BARFINGLEON
the really Well, yeah, I was thinking of Bruce Campbell too, Steve.
01:04:10
Steve-O
Riley Cooper? Okay. I would have said a young a young Bruce Campbell.
01:04:12
leong kennedick
No, he's too much. He's too rocket. Actually, Bradley Cooper is Falco.
01:04:18
BARFINGLEON
That's G-code though.
01:04:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:04:19
SinkorSwim
oh
01:04:20
Steve-O
He can. He can. can't travel.
01:04:21
BARFINGLEON
Man has cancer. Let him let get healthy.
01:04:22
Steve-O
yeah
01:04:23
leong kennedick
He's sick.
01:04:24
SinkorSwim
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do they not make, you can't make a sound booth in his house?
01:04:28
leong kennedick
my God.
01:04:29
BARFINGLEON
ah Calm down, sir.
01:04:30
leong kennedick
He can't go to work. He can't go to work.
01:04:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Dude's got to work, dude. He doesn't have DiCaprio money.
01:04:34
Steve-O
No, he does not need to work.
01:04:34
SinkorSwim
Oh, man.
01:04:35
Steve-O
Let him rest. He's been going to conventions.
01:04:38
SinkorSwim
I'm going to Stan Lee the shit out of that man.
01:04:38
BARFINGLEON
You know, like, you say...
01:04:39
leong kennedick
He's got to earn his health insurance.
01:04:41
BARFINGLEON
It's like Ryan Reynolds' shirt, like...
01:04:41
Steve-O
chief of Yeah, probably be pinkish here if they're going to give him a voice.
01:04:45
SinkorSwim
Nah, he takes it over.
01:04:46
leong kennedick
Nah.
01:04:47
SinkorSwim
He he was just taking over.
01:04:47
leong kennedick
He's too much.
01:04:48
BARFINGLEON
I know, that's like, maybe it's too much.
01:04:48
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:04:49
SinkorSwim
too much.
01:04:50
BARFINGLEON
I don't know.
01:04:51
SinkorSwim
you Yeah, just make him voice Pikachu again.
01:04:53
BARFINGLEON
It just feels like what it's gonna be.
01:04:57
leong kennedick
How about Jason Momoa? How about him?
Gaming Community Reactions and Preferences
01:05:00
Steve-O
hey show me your moves.
01:05:01
SinkorSwim
Or Falcon?
01:05:03
leong kennedick
yeah
01:05:03
BARFINGLEON
Uh...
01:05:04
leong kennedick
Show me moves.
01:05:05
Steve-O
Show me your moves.
01:05:06
BARFINGLEON
Uh...
01:05:07
leong kennedick
What does he say?
01:05:07
SinkorSwim
No, he would be he'd be one of the ice climbers.
01:05:13
BARFINGLEON
It's a tough role to cast.
01:05:15
SinkorSwim
Wait, who you trying to cast?
01:05:15
Steve-O
Give me John Cena.
01:05:16
BARFINGLEON
Voice.
01:05:16
Steve-O
How about John
01:05:17
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
01:05:18
SinkorSwim
Ooh, actually, that's a good point.
01:05:18
leong kennedick
Show me your moves.
01:05:18
BARFINGLEON
Okay. All right.
01:05:20
SinkorSwim
John Cena as Captain Falcon?
01:05:21
leong kennedick
It's me, your main, the main man, Captain Falcon.
01:05:21
BARFINGLEON
I don't hate that. don't hate that. I picked that up.
01:05:27
leong kennedick
Bastiche.
01:05:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I can see it. I'm in.
01:05:30
BARFINGLEON
Peacemaker definitely has his vibes.
01:05:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:05:34
Steve-O
He only wears helmets in movies. ah Well, what else? What else we got going on What have we seen? What have we done?
01:05:45
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
01:05:45
BARFINGLEON
What have you seen?
01:05:46
SinkorSwim
let's Oh, you know what?
01:05:46
BARFINGLEON
What have you done?
01:05:47
SinkorSwim
ah i This shouldn't be a shocker to really anyone, but i got I've been real deep into Space Marine 2 multiplayer.
01:05:53
BARFINGLEON
Shocker is in the...
01:05:57
BARFINGLEON
Woo!
01:05:59
leong kennedick
I'm going to go pee while he talks about this.
01:06:01
SinkorSwim
No, we don't even have to talk about it. I'm just saying ah ah it's basically my destiny, too, at this point.
01:06:03
leong kennedick
I'll be back. I'll be back in a couple minutes.
01:06:07
Steve-O
That's your D2?
01:06:08
SinkorSwim
I'm just doing dailies and weeklies.
01:06:10
Steve-O
Oh man. Have you done raids? Are there raids in...
01:06:13
SinkorSwim
Uh, no, well, there's kind of, no, I wouldn't say the raids, uh, there's a siege mode, but I'm on prestige.
01:06:14
BARFINGLEON
You ever do any hourlies?
01:06:17
BARFINGLEON
minute least second least.
01:06:23
SinkorSwim
Uh, I'm working on prestige too, across all the classes. Got my tech Marine.
01:06:28
Steve-O
Okay.
01:06:28
SinkorSwim
I'm the guy that shows up and I got, this is how you do it. Kids.
01:06:32
Steve-O
Oh, you're okay.
01:06:33
SinkorSwim
That guy.
01:06:33
Steve-O
You're the journeyman.
01:06:34
SinkorSwim
yeah it's ah um so I see familiar names you know in different games. ah But, you know, I would say I'm doing it because of ah the the new edition got announced for the cinematic trailer. pretty sick, but I've been doing it for weeks now.
01:06:55
BARFINGLEON
New edition.
01:06:55
Steve-O
Okay.
01:06:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:06:56
BARFINGLEON
Devin, where are we at right now with editions?
01:06:59
SinkorSwim
So they announced eleventh edition.
01:07:02
BARFINGLEON
Woo!
01:07:02
Steve-O
Whoo.
01:07:03
SinkorSwim
The throwback to the first edition I ever played, which is second edition because it's a blood angels and it works.
01:07:03
leong kennedick
you
01:07:12
SinkorSwim
In the in the box set.
01:07:15
Steve-O
So this one's for you.
01:07:16
SinkorSwim
This one's speaking my language.
01:07:20
Steve-O
This one's for the Gen 2 kids.
01:07:22
SinkorSwim
The yeah i suppose, yeah. Oh.
01:07:26
BARFINGLEON
I'll be doing the Ashley Schaefer. This is um kind of kind of a little pumped.
01:07:28
SinkorSwim
who Dude, it looks sick, dude. it's It's interesting, though, because they haven't really shown the models yet because of, you know, they're going to drip feed it.
01:07:41
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, let me see some leg.
01:07:41
SinkorSwim
and
01:07:42
BARFINGLEON
All right. This is what they say in your community.
01:07:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know. ah Yeah. The... ah The only thing that is getting people's gander up at this point though, with it is they seem to, they're not going back to firstborn and instead of primaris, which means nothing to any of you except for me.
01:08:04
SinkorSwim
ah But you know, they're going with the old school helmets as opposed to the, the newer helmets.
01:08:10
Steve-O
have you Were you a fan of the old school ones?
01:08:13
SinkorSwim
I don't mind. I don't mind primaris as much as, as everyone else does. Um,
01:08:17
BARFINGLEON
Is that the ones that look a little more blocky?
01:08:21
SinkorSwim
So let me see. Space Marine helmet.
01:08:27
leong kennedick
Oh, we're still talking about this shit?
01:08:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Sorry, John.
01:08:28
Steve-O
Yeah, we're talking ah we're talking about the helmet.
01:08:29
leong kennedick
Oh my god. I but just...
01:08:30
SinkorSwim
John asked me, a Steve asked me a question.
01:08:31
BARFINGLEON
i've been I've been stoking the fire a little bit, I admit.
01:08:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:34
leong kennedick
I just took a walk around the fucking block, Chris.
01:08:34
BARFINGLEON
I will admit. I know, but I i you know i got passing interest.
01:08:44
SinkorSwim
So the Primaris seems like has a little bit more of a nightly face and the traditional space wearing helmet has like a a grill on it.
01:08:53
leong kennedick
talking about sex appeal? What are talking about here, Devin?
01:08:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I want to see what's more sexy. Can you post back-to-backs for me, Devin?
01:08:57
Steve-O
He says ah they're going back to the old helmets in Space Marine.
01:09:01
SinkorSwim
They're going back to the the old firstborn design.
01:09:04
BARFINGLEON
Devin, do have back-to-backs?
01:09:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
01:09:05
BARFINGLEON
Can you post back-to-backs here? want to take a look them.
01:09:08
leong kennedick
Ass to ass.
01:09:08
SinkorSwim
yeah I can.
01:09:08
BARFINGLEON
Let see ass-to-ass on this, please.
01:09:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Hold on.
01:09:14
BARFINGLEON
Pulled up ass-to-ass. Engage.
01:09:16
Steve-O
Engage.
01:09:18
SinkorSwim
engage uh let's see two is that really his name
01:09:22
Steve-O
They're like wider, the Firstborn ones. And they got like... they got like um I'm trying to remember the name of the duck. Duke LaRue, I think his name was, from Mighty Ducks, the animated series.
01:09:34
BARFINGLEON
I don't... No, dude. i got nothing on that one.
01:09:37
Steve-O
yeah i I think so. There was definitely like a duck on the Mighty Ducks animated... Let me look this up. Animated series.
01:09:45
BARFINGLEON
Ugluru, huh?
01:09:47
Steve-O
Where the mask...
01:09:47
SinkorSwim
ah ah not to Not to be this guy, but MK7, MK8 look a little similar, but MKX is kind of the new design, specifically the first two.
01:10:01
Steve-O
Okay.
01:10:01
BARFINGLEON
Oh, so there's like... It's it's a It's a full panel that has slots in it versus openings with vents, it looks like.
01:10:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah. But like that, the like the MK seven design on the bottom is like that is what a traditional space marine helmet look like. And it just looks sick and people are very attached to it.
01:10:25
SinkorSwim
So when they kind of did an update with the Primaris Marine, which is a whole thing.
01:10:29
BARFINGLEON
Oh, Devin. Devin, I like that so i like that skull all at the end there.
01:10:33
SinkorSwim
o Oh, the Reaver?
01:10:35
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's cool.
01:10:35
SinkorSwim
That's a Reaver design. Oh, sorry.
01:10:36
BARFINGLEON
I like that.
01:10:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah, so basically, this is the last of thing I'll say about it, I swear. um The updated designs, the MKX, are a little bit more kind of like tactical.
01:10:50
SinkorSwim
And some people like it. Some people don't like it as much. But, yeah, all right.
01:10:55
BARFINGLEON
That skull one's sitting to me just fine.
01:10:58
SinkorSwim
You would be ah you'd be a big Reaver fan then.
01:11:02
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:11:03
Steve-O
I need to apologize real quick. um
01:11:05
BARFINGLEON
you shit yourself
01:11:06
Steve-O
Moments ago, i mentioned that one of the masks looked like Duke LaRue from the Mighty Ducks animated series.
01:11:06
SinkorSwim
all the ladies.
01:11:14
leong kennedick
Thank you.
01:11:15
Steve-O
I need to apologize and in two forms here. The character's name is Duke LaOrange. um And also ah Duke LaOrange did not wear a mask. I'm thinking of Wild Wing Flashblade from the Mighty Ducks animated series.
01:11:27
SinkorSwim
I knew that sounded wrong, dude.
01:11:29
BARFINGLEON
You know what?
01:11:29
Steve-O
So.
01:11:29
BARFINGLEON
I do not accept your I do not accept your apology.
01:11:30
SinkorSwim
I'm not trying to drag you, but I knew you sounded like a fucking idiot. Yeah.
01:11:35
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I'm not accepting that.
01:11:35
Steve-O
Well, can I offer another extension of a go fuck yourself?
01:11:42
BARFINGLEON
oh Well, Duke LaRue and Duke Large are quite different. That's all I'm going point out there, but, you know.
01:11:49
SinkorSwim
yeah im eight nine
01:11:49
Steve-O
so
01:11:50
SinkorSwim
like i think like I think a blind child would be able to tell the difference, but yeah.
01:11:51
BARFINGLEON
so It's just...
01:11:54
Steve-O
Come on, guys. Come on, guys. The fact that I even pulled this reference up.
01:11:58
SinkorSwim
But you pulled a random reference that was totally wrong.
01:12:01
Steve-O
I pulled up Duke LaRue from the Showbiz Pizza Band. Fuck you. He's the drummer.
01:12:06
SinkorSwim
But like me but like like, dude, that'd be like if i was like, oh, there's this character, duke Ballerina, and his name's
01:12:07
Steve-O
Show some goddamn respect.
01:12:16
SinkorSwim
Doug Sampson. It's like, they're not even close.
01:12:17
Steve-O
I got the first name, the love part.
01:12:19
SinkorSwim
Wild Wing is the answer, and you weren't close.
01:12:20
BARFINGLEON
you didn't ring a bell you didn't ring a bell is what devin is saying there was no bell was ringing
01:12:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude. Dude, you weren't even fucking close.
01:12:27
Steve-O
I got the first name. I just a Duke. If I just said Duke from the United Dog, then we would still be in the same bubble.
01:12:30
SinkorSwim
Dude, Duke LaRue and Wild Wing...
01:12:32
Steve-O
Just because i I forgot that he doesn't wear a helmet, he has an eye patch. Fuck, man. Dude.
01:12:40
BARFINGLEON
that I didn't know Jesus
01:12:41
Steve-O
Get off my fucking primordial dick.
01:12:43
SinkorSwim
Not that much. Nah, dog. Nah, dog. I'm mad at you.
01:12:47
Steve-O
This thing crawled out of the ocean to get ridden by your ass? I don't think so.
01:12:51
SinkorSwim
thank you
01:12:52
BARFINGLEON
Christ dude yeah
01:12:53
Steve-O
Project Hail Mary movie review.
01:12:56
SinkorSwim
Did you see that yet, Steve?
01:12:57
Steve-O
No, not yet.
01:12:57
SinkorSwim
You piece of shit.
01:12:58
Steve-O
Not yet. I'm dealing with a lot.
01:13:00
SinkorSwim
thanks
01:13:03
SinkorSwim
I got a lot going on, okay?
01:13:05
Steve-O
There's a lot happening.
01:13:05
SinkorSwim
Sorry.
01:13:07
Steve-O
Barely keeping it together.
01:13:11
SinkorSwim
sorry
01:13:12
Steve-O
you mean Devin, you said you have a game for us.
01:13:14
SinkorSwim
go left
01:13:15
Steve-O
And if you listened to last week's podcast, Devin put out a, ah a Titanic simulator.
01:13:21
SinkorSwim
Sink or swim. Yeah, let's sink our swim game.
01:13:23
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, where we we if you didn't listen last week, we we were in boats and we had to choose, what was that, three of the ah three of the the three slots on their boats to save various games that came out with, what was the score, 80% on Metacritic and higher?
01:13:25
Steve-O
Sink or swim.
01:13:32
SinkorSwim
Everybody had three slots on their boat.
01:13:42
SinkorSwim
I believe... Yeah, yeah. So so the rule was...
01:13:45
BARFINGLEON
Between 80 90, right? 2010, I don't know.
01:13:46
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and so we were working with games from 2010 to 2019, I believe.
01:13:52
BARFINGLEON
twenty ten
01:13:56
SinkorSwim
So we're kind of in in like a decade.
01:13:57
Steve-O
2020?
01:13:58
SinkorSwim
As well as the the Metacritic score had to be somewhere between 80 and 89.
01:13:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:14:06
SinkorSwim
So had to be in that space.
01:14:06
BARFINGLEON
And you were you were quite shocked that we we let so many die.
01:14:11
Steve-O
Yeah, we were stubborn.
01:14:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you love a lot of you got you let a lot of heaters drown and die. And um it hurt my feelings. And then we also had the Tim's dinghy to save one.
01:14:23
Steve-O
The Tim's dinghy roll is really nice.
01:14:25
SinkorSwim
The Tim dinghy rule.
01:14:26
BARFINGLEON
um think that we might have to reenact that this time around as well with this game.
01:14:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:14:30
Steve-O
That's just a permanent rule.
01:14:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But um yes, i ah we I have an updated version of the game. This one we're...
01:14:41
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, Devin, so we we gave you a few parameters, but I want to hear what you are cooking up here.
01:14:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah. So we are now working with films, Keno, as it were, of games. ah Still same decade, right? 2010 to 2019. And chose a Metacritic score of 60 to 69.
01:14:56
BARFINGLEON
Cool. Okay.
01:14:57
SinkorSwim
And list interesting. Yeah.
01:15:04
BARFINGLEON
oh
01:15:04
Steve-O
That's going to rough.
01:15:05
BARFINGLEON
Oh, Devin!
01:15:06
SinkorSwim
and the lith
01:15:06
leong kennedick
Nice.
01:15:07
SinkorSwim
the list is interesting
01:15:09
BARFINGLEON
Metacritic, though, i will say, is entirely different than your your Rotten Tomatoes.
01:15:13
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:15:15
BARFINGLEON
There are plenty of great films that range anywhere between the 70s to some even some even in the 60s that we consider really wonderful.
01:15:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:15:25
BARFINGLEON
And it's because it's an aggregate.
01:15:26
SinkorSwim
i
01:15:27
BARFINGLEON
It's an aggregate over time. And so there there there might be some gold in them hills.
01:15:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:15:32
SinkorSwim
You know?
01:15:34
Steve-O
We're going sifting. How many spaces do we have on our lifeboats?
01:15:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I mean, listen, originally i said three. Now I will say the list from last week is about was double the size of this week's.
01:15:41
leong kennedick
you
01:15:47
SinkorSwim
So I think we were working with like 48, 49. Yeah.
01:15:51
Steve-O
Okay.
01:15:51
SinkorSwim
worth or maybe 50, maybe it was even higher than that, but there's 31 options on this. I had cut out some ones. I just knew i just knew we're going to get in there, but.
01:16:02
BARFINGLEON
Split between three of us, so that's fair.
01:16:02
Steve-O
Can I hold on? Can I do something a little dirty? Make this make this nastier?
01:16:08
BARFINGLEON
What are you going to nasty it up with?
01:16:10
Steve-O
going to implement Jack's rule.
01:16:13
SinkorSwim
OK.
01:16:14
Steve-O
where there's all You can only take one.
01:16:15
BARFINGLEON
From Titanic.
01:16:16
SinkorSwim
Only one.
01:16:17
Steve-O
You can only pull one in that boat. Dude, we're going to be real picky.
01:16:20
BARFINGLEON
So we don't have a boat. We have ah a plank of wood.
01:16:23
Steve-O
We got a door.
01:16:24
BARFINGLEON
We got a door that we're floating on.
01:16:25
SinkorSwim
So instead of three, you want to go with one. So everybody has a dinghy?
01:16:30
leong kennedick
Everyone's got Tim Dingy, the Timtanic.
01:16:30
Steve-O
but then it but then But then Tim's dinghy isn't as silly.
01:16:31
SinkorSwim
That kind of makes two dinghy pointless.
01:16:34
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:16:35
SinkorSwim
We can go with two.
01:16:36
SinkorSwim
I think two. Because I think that's one you've to feel comfortable with.
01:16:36
Steve-O
We do too.
01:16:37
Steve-O
We do too.
01:16:37
BARFINGLEON
you want do I think two is fair because I think two builds up the suspense if somebody is like at the end and they have one left over everybody else.
01:16:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:16:46
BARFINGLEON
So you got you know a little bit more of a length to the game.
01:16:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:16:50
Steve-O
Okay. Okay.
01:16:51
BARFINGLEON
and well bill you know it it it makes us And we got Tim's dinghy, so I feel like two is fair.
01:16:53
Steve-O
And we got Tim's dinghy.
01:16:58
SinkorSwim
And I, man, I will say too, it's like this list is 2010 to 2019, but this list, man, this making me feel the whole, some of these, but Metacritic, use Metacritic.
01:17:10
leong kennedick
Would you use Metacritic or Rotten Tomatoes?
01:17:13
BARFINGLEON
I'm going to hold on. Let me just, I got to grab a drink real quick.
01:17:14
leong kennedick
Oh, so these are fucking Keno then. 60 to 69?
01:17:17
BARFINGLEON
Give me one sec.
01:17:18
SinkorSwim
Some are, you know, some are, some are garbage.
01:17:18
Steve-O
Chris already got start drinking for this.
01:17:23
SinkorSwim
I did. I tried 2010 to 2019.
01:17:24
leong kennedick
Wait, what year? Alright,
01:17:29
leong kennedick
um so Moonlight's not on here.
01:17:31
SinkorSwim
Moonlight's not on there.
01:17:31
leong kennedick
Because that's...
01:17:31
Steve-O
No, no Moonlight.
01:17:32
SinkorSwim
I don't
01:17:32
leong kennedick
Wait, what was the was was the Moonlight Metacritic score?
01:17:37
SinkorSwim
know. Look
01:17:38
Steve-O
I would say it's higher than the 70s.
01:17:40
leong kennedick
1069? I don't know, man.
01:17:41
SinkorSwim
it up.
01:17:41
leong kennedick
Seems like a lot of good movies are in the 60 range.
01:17:46
Steve-O
Well, this is like critic reviews, right?
01:17:46
leong kennedick
On Metacritic, at least.
01:17:48
Steve-O
This isn't like audience reviews, right?
01:17:49
leong kennedick
yes This isn't like binary like Rotten Tomatoes, where it's like...
01:17:53
SinkorSwim
Moonlight Metacritic.
01:17:54
leong kennedick
Where a two and a half star is is gets counted towards fresh.
01:17:54
SinkorSwim
2016.
01:17:59
SinkorSwim
twenty sixteen
01:18:01
BARFINGLEON
grabbed a root beer for this one. I'm locked in.
01:18:02
Steve-O
Ooh, okay.
01:18:03
leong kennedick
Oh, shit.
01:18:03
SinkorSwim
Hold on now.
01:18:04
leong kennedick
Locked in. Rootbeer's in.
01:18:05
SinkorSwim
So, john John, the Metacritic for Moonlight is a 99.
01:18:11
Steve-O
Goddamn.
01:18:11
leong kennedick
Oh my god. Well, I mean, it is a fucking masterpiece of a movie.
01:18:13
SinkorSwim
Absolute must-see that is the rating.
01:18:15
BARFINGLEON
There are some that perfectly align.
01:18:15
leong kennedick
Absolute masterpiece. Yeah, there are some that that actually, like, make sense.
01:18:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:18:20
leong kennedick
Yeah, I mean, that's a...
01:18:20
BARFINGLEON
Yes.
01:18:20
SinkorSwim
Like, listen. i
01:18:21
leong kennedick
Wait, wait. For comparison's sake, what's Call Me By Your Name?
01:18:23
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:18:27
SinkorSwim
Uh...
01:18:27
leong kennedick
ah met us Metacritics.
01:18:29
SinkorSwim
Calm...
01:18:33
SinkorSwim
Metacritic is a 94. right.
01:18:40
leong kennedick
Okay. All right, well, I guess I just have good taste in movies, Chris.
01:18:41
SinkorSwim
right
01:18:41
BARFINGLEON
pretty respectable
01:18:42
SinkorSwim
<unk> Call me by your name is not on the dinghy. um So some examples of ones I cut out. Like I don't, I didn't think anyone's going to care about hunger games, mocking Jay part two.
01:18:57
Steve-O
Hunger Games.
01:18:57
leong kennedick
Ooh.
01:18:58
BARFINGLEON
oh steve's upset oh salt oh
01:18:58
leong kennedick
You know what?
01:19:00
Steve-O
Devin, you know I want to be the the guy.
01:19:00
leong kennedick
You know what? Put that on my boat.
01:19:03
SinkorSwim
put on you
01:19:03
Steve-O
You're taking Hunger Games?
01:19:03
leong kennedick
Put that on my... Philip Seymour Hoffman's in it.
01:19:05
SinkorSwim
I didn't think anyone was going to care about Salt, the movie Salt.
01:19:08
Steve-O
Stanley Pucci. Salt.
01:19:11
leong kennedick
daley tucci Stanley Tucci and Philip Seymour Hoffman in the same movie.
01:19:12
SinkorSwim
World War with me.
01:19:12
Steve-O
Salt. Salt.
01:19:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:19:14
Steve-O
Dude.
01:19:15
leong kennedick
You're cutting that out, bro. I don't know, Devin.
01:19:16
Steve-O
Dude, that's the fucking, that's the fucking Killer's Row.
01:19:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Listen, this list, this list that was compiled was 73 hits. I cut it down 31. Holy shit.
01:19:25
leong kennedick
Just saying.
01:19:25
Steve-O
Can you imagine going to get some pizza with Tucci and Phillips?
01:19:25
leong kennedick
Those are two legends.
01:19:30
leong kennedick
Oh, God.
01:19:30
Steve-O
Dude.
01:19:31
SinkorSwim
ologies
01:19:31
leong kennedick
Pizza with ah instead of Parmesan cheese, it's just cocaine sprinkled on top.
01:19:34
Steve-O
Oh, the Hoffman special.
01:19:35
BARFINGLEON
Heroin and cocaine.
01:19:37
leong kennedick
It's a little bit of both. A little Tucci, a little Hoffman.
01:19:38
Steve-O
The Seymour Hoffman.
01:19:40
SinkorSwim
All right. You guys ready?
01:19:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:42
BARFINGLEON
oh baby, have I ever been?
01:19:44
SinkorSwim
Okay. Well, again, for those of you who are unaware, the rules, the sip is sinking. Each player gets only two spots on their lifeboat. We go through the list one by one.
01:19:56
SinkorSwim
It is randomized by a wheel. Then it is removed. Each player only gets two spots. We reply with sink or swim. Once your two spots are filled, you must lobby, bribe, guilt trip, or dramatically plead with other players to save your remaining favorites.
01:20:11
SinkorSwim
No mercy. The water's cold. Choose wisely. And then, uh, and in addition, Tim's dinghy. Tim, we'll pick one for Tim that we'll stay from the dinghy.
01:20:22
leong kennedick
Tim has no idea he's he's on here.
01:20:24
SinkorSwim
And he would, he would.
01:20:25
BARFINGLEON
I think he'd be honored.
01:20:27
SinkorSwim
And then ah maybe, maybe not, we'll ah we'll have a a ah desert island ah cannibalism feast like we did last week.
01:20:37
BARFINGLEON
Oh, got to eat somebody. buddy Got to eat somebody.
01:20:40
SinkorSwim
All right. First spin, let's go. Again, 20... Oh my God, I already blacked 2010 to 2019.
01:20:48
Steve-O
to 19, right?
01:20:51
SinkorSwim
Metacritic scores ranging between 60 and 69. The first pick. Are there any Riddick heads in the house?
01:21:00
BARFINGLEON
Is this Chronicles of Riddick?
01:21:02
SinkorSwim
No, 2013's Riddick. The R-rated one.
01:21:06
BARFINGLEON
2013's Riddick.
01:21:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah, listen, if it was Chronicles, I i would think about it.
01:21:13
BARFINGLEON
I know it too. na this one's going to be pushed down my oar.
01:21:18
SinkorSwim
Okay, yeah. All right.
01:21:18
Steve-O
Yeah, let this one sink.
01:21:19
BARFINGLEON
Even though fucking Vin Diesel leveraged his home for this.
01:21:22
SinkorSwim
I know.
01:21:23
BARFINGLEON
um I'm letting it sink.
01:21:24
leong kennedick
I'm not even, I'm not even, i didn't even want to waste my breath breathing words out to even acknowledge it.
01:21:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:21:28
Steve-O
The air is cold.
01:21:29
SinkorSwim
it So, yeah. So, I have a slight advantage. I see the list. However, I am randomizing it with a spin. All right, next one. Let's see here. We got Prometheus, 2012. 65
01:21:50
SinkorSwim
We were so wrong. This is she' a movie that I am killing. Sync. I'm syncing it.
01:21:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, behead David and beat you to death with it.
01:21:56
Steve-O
Sink it.
01:22:01
Steve-O
Man, it might have been rad going with the 60s movies.
01:22:01
SinkorSwim
we only got two spots.
01:22:04
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, where we might be looking down couple empty boats.
01:22:06
Steve-O
right
01:22:07
SinkorSwim
i want to Yeah, yeah. Well, listen, in there there are some bangers, though. There are some some decided bangers.
01:22:13
BARFINGLEON
Okay, all right.
01:22:13
Steve-O
pat Okay, okay.
01:22:15
SinkorSwim
Spectre, James Bond Spectre, 2015, 16, 16.
01:22:18
leong kennedick
ah what You would even ask?
01:22:19
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:22:20
SinkorSwim
I know. It's funny. I said bangers. Spectre came up.
01:22:22
leong kennedick
Yeah, you said bangers and then you said specter. Come on, dog.
01:22:25
SinkorSwim
All right. All right. All right. Sorry, Spectre.
01:22:26
leong kennedick
The fact that it's fact that it's a 69...
01:22:28
BARFINGLEON
Good night.
01:22:29
leong kennedick
The fact that it's even in that range is pretty fucking disgusting to me, to be honest.
01:22:31
SinkorSwim
Okay. All right. Well, listen. to me To me, this is the first potential. twenty thirteens The Conjuring 68 on Metacritic.
01:22:42
leong kennedick
Ooh, that's a good one.
01:22:43
SinkorSwim
That's a good one. Perhaps the best of The Conjuring's.
01:22:44
leong kennedick
Is it good enough for me to save it?
01:22:47
BARFINGLEON
I prefer The Conjuring 2.
01:22:47
leong kennedick
Ooh,
01:22:48
BARFINGLEON
So.
01:22:49
SinkorSwim
Wow. Is that what you say as you as you drown it?
01:22:50
BARFINGLEON
so
01:22:52
Steve-O
He's a big nun guy.
01:22:52
leong kennedick
we got here our hands, we got a snob here on our hands guys
01:22:53
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:22:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:22:55
Steve-O
but
01:22:56
SinkorSwim
You said, actually, I prefer The Conjuring 2.
01:22:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah,
01:22:58
SinkorSwim
Dude, you know what?
01:23:00
BARFINGLEON
yeah I'm pushing this one down with my foot.
01:23:02
SinkorSwim
Wow, dude. All right. I did not, I didn't.
01:23:09
SinkorSwim
um Shutter Island, 2010, 63. sixty three
01:23:14
leong kennedick
That's a good one.
01:23:15
Steve-O
That's not bad.
01:23:17
leong kennedick
But again, slim pickings here on Suarez's boat.
01:23:18
SinkorSwim
That one, a I forgot about it.
01:23:24
Steve-O
Are you taking it?
01:23:25
leong kennedick
No.
01:23:26
Steve-O
OK.
01:23:27
SinkorSwim
right. I forgot about it just like I forgot how to save it. Sorry, Shutter Island. You're dead.
01:23:32
Steve-O
We're putting it down. OK.
01:23:33
BARFINGLEON
Goodbye.
01:23:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's down.
01:23:35
BARFINGLEON
That was rough. I thought about that for some.
01:23:35
SinkorSwim
All right, all right.
01:23:39
SinkorSwim
Prada 3D, 2010, 63. twenty ten sixty three
01:23:42
leong kennedick
that's actually a good one.
01:23:43
BARFINGLEON
That was fun.
01:23:43
Steve-O
That's not bad.
01:23:44
leong kennedick
yeah But I'm not gonna fucking save it, though.
01:23:45
BARFINGLEON
I think we all saw that together.
01:23:47
leong kennedick
I'm crazy.
01:23:47
SinkorSwim
I think, I think this is a great, a great option for the dinghy.
01:23:48
Steve-O
did.
01:23:48
BARFINGLEON
Didn't we?
01:23:49
leong kennedick
That was such a good time.
01:23:56
BARFINGLEON
Tim, Tim, Tim shakes his head furiously.
01:23:56
leong kennedick
Yeah, but Tim wasn't even there with us.
01:23:58
Steve-O
Tim wasn't there.
01:23:59
BARFINGLEON
No.
01:24:00
SinkorSwim
Come on guys.
01:24:01
Steve-O
and
01:24:01
SinkorSwim
I really want to save it too. Um,
01:24:04
leong kennedick
No, we can't just give...
01:24:04
BARFINGLEON
No, that's not Tim.
01:24:05
leong kennedick
It has to apply to Tim.
01:24:08
BARFINGLEON
He would, he, he would, he, she's she not only is he shaking his head right now.
01:24:08
Steve-O
It does have to apply by by Tim rules.
01:24:11
leong kennedick
yeah. Silent Hill 2 rules apply.
01:24:12
SinkorSwim
Wow.
01:24:12
BARFINGLEON
he He's shitting in his own boat.
01:24:13
SinkorSwim
All right. Listen, this is the first spectacular film you let drown. How dare you? um Okay. Sorry.
01:24:24
SinkorSwim
Oh boy.
01:24:25
leong kennedick
Sorry.
01:24:25
SinkorSwim
20, 20, 17 it 69 chapter 69.
01:24:26
leong kennedick
Goodbye.
01:24:27
Steve-O
We're just going to have empty You know what?
01:24:27
leong kennedick
See you next time.
01:24:28
SinkorSwim
one seventeens it sixty nine
01:24:32
BARFINGLEON
The first chapter one.
01:24:34
SinkorSwim
chapter one sixty nine
01:24:40
Steve-O
I think I'm going to save that. I think that's a saveable move.
01:24:41
BARFINGLEON
yeah Yeah, okay. I was either going to be me or you.
01:24:42
SinkorSwim
All right. Wow. okay
01:24:44
Steve-O
I think that's saveable.
01:24:45
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:24:45
Steve-O
The second one, not saveable.
01:24:46
SinkorSwim
drowns.
01:24:47
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, of course. course
01:24:49
SinkorSwim
Okay. Hold on. Let me let me make a little thingy here. Steve, Chris, John, me. Steve, you're saving it?
01:24:59
Steve-O
I'm going to save that.
01:25:00
SinkorSwim
It 2017. It's worth it. Finally.
01:25:05
Steve-O
Pun intended.
01:25:07
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:25:10
SinkorSwim
X-Men First Class 2011, 65. Yeah, you
01:25:13
leong kennedick
Ooh, I love X-Men First Class.
01:25:20
Steve-O
Chris is taking it all out air.
01:25:25
leong kennedick
Wait, we got two spots?
01:25:26
SinkorSwim
yeah got two spots.
01:25:26
BARFINGLEON
They did kill off the only black character in it the dumbest way possible.
01:25:32
SinkorSwim
In the dumbest way possible. But also, Magneto was so sick in this movie.
01:25:39
BARFINGLEON
Also, ah the actress from Mad Men was barely used. and don't think she spoke a single line.
01:25:47
leong kennedick
Yeah, and we got we got homeless version.
01:25:48
SinkorSwim
It sounds like you're trying to talk yourself out of it, even though you won't save it.
01:25:49
leong kennedick
We got... And
01:25:50
BARFINGLEON
I am totally trying to talk myself out of it.
01:25:54
leong kennedick
and then we got hobo hobo homeless ah Mystique. not Doesn't compare to the OG.
01:26:00
BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah, bad mystique. Ooh, bad light on the porch.
01:26:02
leong kennedick
Yeah, we got we got we've got ugly weve got ugly Mystique in this
01:26:07
Steve-O
I love that you guys are looking at someone floundering in the water and you're like, sorry.
01:26:14
leong kennedick
ah the the last
01:26:14
SinkorSwim
But you barely used that actress from Mad Men.
01:26:15
leong kennedick
her ma her Her mom was hotter. Her mom was hotter back in the day.
01:26:18
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, we got 20 plus more.
01:26:22
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:26:23
BARFINGLEON
Sorry.
01:26:23
SinkorSwim
All right. Sorry.
01:26:24
BARFINGLEON
Sorry. Sorry.
01:26:24
leong kennedick
Sorry.
01:26:26
Steve-O
e
01:26:26
SinkorSwim
Sorry.
01:26:28
leong kennedick
Goodbye.
01:26:30
SinkorSwim
Oh, I think you made the right call because Dread at 2012 is. All right. that's a good one.
01:26:35
BARFINGLEON
On my boat.
01:26:37
Steve-O
That's a great save. That's a great save.
01:26:39
BARFINGLEON
On my boat.
01:26:41
SinkorSwim
and na that's a good one
01:26:41
BARFINGLEON
Even though it's a rip-off of the raid, it's on my boat.
01:26:45
leong kennedick
Is the raid going to be in this one?
01:26:48
BARFINGLEON
that That had a higher rating.
01:26:49
Steve-O
Now rate probably got way higher, right?
01:26:49
leong kennedick
Oh, no.
01:26:50
BARFINGLEON
It had a higher rating than It just
01:26:51
Steve-O
Right?
01:26:53
Steve-O
right
01:26:54
leong kennedick
Devin was very quiet.
01:26:54
SinkorSwim
You know what? Let me check. um I'm checking right now.
01:26:57
leong kennedick
That means it wasn't on the list to begin with.
01:26:58
SinkorSwim
ah The Raid.
01:26:59
leong kennedick
if He's got to check.
01:27:00
BARFINGLEON
proved it. it just
01:27:02
leong kennedick
So you made a good choice.
01:27:02
BARFINGLEON
prove it
01:27:03
leong kennedick
You made a good choice. Chris, that counts as the raid.
01:27:04
SinkorSwim
The Raid Redemption. The Raid Redemption, 73. Now, listen, I didn't want another...
01:27:08
Steve-O
Okay.
01:27:08
leong kennedick
Oh, okay.
01:27:08
Steve-O
Not on.
01:27:08
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:27:09
Steve-O
That is.
01:27:09
leong kennedick
All right.
01:27:09
BARFINGLEON
That's low.
01:27:10
leong kennedick
All right.
01:27:10
BARFINGLEON
the I'm going to be on the record here. That's low.
01:27:14
leong kennedick
That is way too low.
01:27:14
Steve-O
i is laugh that is no
01:27:15
SinkorSwim
i didn't want I didn't want a Metroid Dread situation on my hands, so I want to double check.
01:27:15
leong kennedick
That movie's...
01:27:20
leong kennedick
Oldboy? Oldboy's in this?
01:27:21
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:27:21
leong kennedick
Oldboy got a 62?
01:27:22
SinkorSwim
Let's do it. Listen, here's another one.
01:27:23
leong kennedick
No, I'm just kidding. i'm just kidding
01:27:24
SinkorSwim
um
01:27:25
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, come on.
01:27:26
SinkorSwim
Avengers Infinity War 2018-68.
01:27:32
leong kennedick
You know, you guys know how I feel about that movie. And it's it's personal is personal when it comes to this conglomerate here that's speaking because I'll bring it up again.
01:27:44
leong kennedick
I was arguing that Spider-Verse was a better comic book film that year, and there were two people on here that were arguing Infinity War was, so...
01:27:52
SinkorSwim
mean, I really like Infinity War.
01:27:53
leong kennedick
Bye!
01:27:55
BARFINGLEON
Mm-hmm.
01:27:57
leong kennedick
Wait, in hindsight, you guys changed your minds, though, right? Spider-Verse is probably the best comic book movie ever.
01:28:01
Steve-O
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was i was Spider-Verse team.
01:28:03
leong kennedick
but i i said two, Steve.
01:28:05
Steve-O
Okay. o if
01:28:05
leong kennedick
I said two.
01:28:08
Steve-O
I think...
01:28:08
leong kennedick
but you got the You guys changed your your tune on that, right?
01:28:09
SinkorSwim
fuck.
01:28:11
leong kennedick
Spider-Verse is probably the best comic book movie ever of all time, I would say. In my opinion. I don't know. but That and Spider-Man too. Why is there Spider-Man? God damn it.
01:28:20
SinkorSwim
Because Spider-Man is fucking awesome.
01:28:21
Steve-O
um is Oh, my God.
01:28:22
SinkorSwim
That's why.
01:28:23
leong kennedick
Yeah, we'll tell that to his organic shooters, Devin.
01:28:23
SinkorSwim
um
01:28:27
leong kennedick
And then new one.
01:28:28
Steve-O
Not this.
01:28:28
leong kennedick
Checkmate.
01:28:28
BARFINGLEON
It always sounds awful, doesn't it?
01:28:28
Steve-O
Not this. Not this.
01:28:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know, i go back. i go back.
01:28:31
BARFINGLEON
I love them and everything, but whatever you say, the organic shooters.
01:28:31
SinkorSwim
Infinity War is a better movie.
01:28:33
Steve-O
twenty
01:28:33
leong kennedick
and Checkmate,
01:28:35
Steve-O
or organic it it's gotta be organic
01:28:36
leong kennedick
death ma steve
01:28:39
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:28:40
SinkorSwim
yeah or Sorry.
01:28:40
leong kennedick
Mate and two. Mate and two.
01:28:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:28:41
leong kennedick
i got him two moves.
01:28:43
SinkorSwim
Infinity War is a better movie.
01:28:44
BARFINGLEON
Bring that organic shooter over here, big boy.
01:28:44
SinkorSwim
Sorry. um
01:28:46
Steve-O
ah so
01:28:48
SinkorSwim
It's retroactively.
01:28:48
Steve-O
wait what was the second one what was that I don't see it on a lifeboat Tim you want to put that on your dinghy
01:28:51
SinkorSwim
Infinity War is better than Spider-Man because he's gross.
01:28:55
leong kennedick
Is it the orc?
01:28:56
SinkorSwim
No, no, listen. I think it's dead. Sorry.
01:29:00
BARFINGLEON
It drowned.
01:29:01
SinkorSwim
Sorry. Ooh, does it go on the tin ding?
01:29:03
BARFINGLEON
He's shitting in his own boat in response.
01:29:04
Steve-O
Wait, now hold on. Now hold on. Would Tim put First Class on his dinghy?
01:29:09
SinkorSwim
Dude, it's already dead. We forgot.
01:29:11
Steve-O
I don't...
01:29:11
BARFINGLEON
so I don't think so.
01:29:11
leong kennedick
ah If it was The Last Stand, ah did you say X-Men The Last Stand or did you say First Class?
01:29:11
SinkorSwim
We forgot about the ding, dude.
01:29:13
BARFINGLEON
I don't think so.
01:29:16
Steve-O
um Last Stand doesn't make it in the decade.
01:29:16
leong kennedick
forget.
01:29:18
SinkorSwim
not yeah i'm telling you we already forgot we forgot about it we do not know all
01:29:21
Steve-O
Do we know Tim's stance on the First Class movies?
01:29:22
leong kennedick
No.
01:29:24
BARFINGLEON
i have never heard him talk about that once.
01:29:25
Steve-O
He has never piped up once about those. I don't think he cares for them.
01:29:28
BARFINGLEON
He could be a secret Kevin Bacon fan for all I know.
01:29:28
SinkorSwim
right would tim say wait would tim save infinity war all right all right all right all right so it's dead right let's new spin sorry it's all one that i was at why is on the list uh
01:29:31
BARFINGLEON
I would never know.
01:29:34
leong kennedick
No.
01:29:34
Steve-O
No, no.
01:29:34
BARFINGLEON
No.
01:29:34
leong kennedick
Tim doesn't care about Infinity War.
01:29:36
Steve-O
no
01:29:46
SinkorSwim
I guess we're guess we're here. The Avengers 2012.
01:29:52
leong kennedick
canceled director, so...
01:29:53
SinkorSwim
I'm saving that one. I'm saving Avengers.
01:29:56
leong kennedick
I did see that movie like seven times in the theaters.
01:29:58
SinkorSwim
mean Wow!
01:29:58
BARFINGLEON
Oh, I forgot you had a boat, David.
01:30:01
SinkorSwim
um Yeah.
01:30:02
Steve-O
Yeah, I thought that was part of the rules too.
01:30:04
leong kennedick
Well, Devin's not blowing his load early like he did last time, so...
01:30:07
BARFINGLEON
That is true.
01:30:08
Steve-O
Yeah, he learned last time.
01:30:08
BARFINGLEON
He's he's conserving his energy.
01:30:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah. No, no, it's not... It's not that. It's just they haven't come up. Avengers, I did know. i was like, if that one comes up, I'm hitting it. I was hitting that.
01:30:18
BARFINGLEON
All right.
01:30:18
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:18
BARFINGLEON
That's fair. 100%.
01:30:21
SinkorSwim
it's kind of like a...
01:30:22
leong kennedick
Wow, you have Avengers, but not Infinity War on your boat?
01:30:22
BARFINGLEON
I was thinking about it. i was thinking about it.
01:30:24
leong kennedick
That's weird.
01:30:25
SinkorSwim
Dude, Avengers is like a life-altering moment for me. Because I got to see it early. I got to see it like a week early. Like some crazy screening. I took my mom. We put our cell phones in bags. It was sick. It was really cool.
01:30:38
SinkorSwim
there's a of really But like I saw this movie, and I was just like vibrating because I wanted to talk about it. But like obviously, I wasn't going to fucking tell you guys about it.
01:30:44
Steve-O
you couldn't you couldn't guys guys Fox McCloud is in it
01:30:45
leong kennedick
don't want to spoil it. Yeah.
01:30:47
BARFINGLEON
14 years ago.
01:30:47
SinkorSwim
And I was like, this might be the best thing I've ever seen in my fucking life that I couldn't talk about for like a week and a half. Anyway, Fox McLeod's movie, dude.
01:30:58
SinkorSwim
All right. Ooh. Oh, okay. Uh, rise of the planet of the apes. This is Coba.
01:31:05
Steve-O
that the second one
01:31:06
SinkorSwim
think it's the second one. Yeah.
01:31:07
BARFINGLEON
With Gary Oldman.
01:31:09
Steve-O
That's a good one.
01:31:09
SinkorSwim
No, no. With Coba.
01:31:10
leong kennedick
That's a good one.
01:31:10
SinkorSwim
Chris.
01:31:10
Steve-O
With coba Koba.
01:31:11
SinkorSwim
I don't care about Gary old man.
01:31:11
leong kennedick
With Koba.
01:31:12
Steve-O
asked ova
01:31:12
BARFINGLEON
Oh, with Coba.
01:31:12
leong kennedick
Koba. Ape no kill ape, Chris.
01:31:15
SinkorSwim
you
01:31:16
leong kennedick
It's that one.
01:31:19
Steve-O
He fires a fucking machine gun from the horse.
01:31:22
SinkorSwim
Wait, no, I'm sorry.
01:31:23
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, Gary Oldman's in that.
01:31:23
SinkorSwim
I'm sorry. no no, no. I'm sorry. That's the first one. Uh,
01:31:28
Steve-O
Oh, it is the first one? Never mind. That's not the Koba.
01:31:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah. War Koba.
01:31:32
Steve-O
Fuck.
01:31:32
SinkorSwim
I guess technically Koba's in the first one.
01:31:33
leong kennedick
Oh, well then, nah. I was gonna save it, but it's not.
01:31:35
SinkorSwim
Actually, to be fair, Koba's in the first one.
01:31:36
leong kennedick
Ape no kill ape.
01:31:36
Steve-O
You know what? i think I think because Chris corrected you that he gets an extra spot on on his lifeboat.
01:31:38
SinkorSwim
He's not. the
01:31:41
leong kennedick
you got Yeah.
01:31:42
SinkorSwim
He does not. He does not. Sorry, Rise. That's the one Chris, we definitely don't like, right?
01:31:46
leong kennedick
Bye.
01:31:49
SinkorSwim
James Cranker one.
01:31:52
BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah, you know what? Gary Oldman isn't in that. I'm wrong.
01:31:56
SinkorSwim
Whew.
01:31:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, let let this thing fucking drown.
01:31:58
SinkorSwim
All right. Okay. New spin. Iron Man 3. 62 on Metacritic 2013.
01:32:09
SinkorSwim
Is it dingy material? Is dingy worthy?
01:32:11
Steve-O
No, no, no, no.
01:32:11
BARFINGLEON
I'm pretending I'm not even looking. See, I saw it.
01:32:14
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:32:14
BARFINGLEON
I even put my like i put my flashlight on it, but then I'm
01:32:17
SinkorSwim
You said, oh, that suits the ugliest suit in the whole...
01:32:21
leong kennedick
Oh, sorry, man.
01:32:21
BARFINGLEON
Oh, shit.
01:32:22
leong kennedick
There's no there's I don't think there's any room on the boat for you.
01:32:22
BARFINGLEON
Whoops.
01:32:25
leong kennedick
Sorry, dude.
01:32:25
SinkorSwim
okay
01:32:25
Steve-O
Dude, I'm sorry, dude. Pennywise takes up a lot of fucking room.
01:32:27
leong kennedick
I would.
01:32:29
Steve-O
He's got the whole fucking cart.
01:32:29
leong kennedick
yeah I would if I didn't have it on here.
01:32:30
BARFINGLEON
Damn
01:32:31
SinkorSwim
It's a big thing. ah the The Wolverine, the Japanese one, 2013, 61. It's pretty
01:32:38
leong kennedick
don't think I saw that one.
01:32:40
BARFINGLEON
it, I'm just looking at over a you right now.
01:32:40
SinkorSwim
it's pretty good. No, I'm not taking that one. I'm not taking that one.
01:32:45
BARFINGLEON
And I, you know, I, I, I, I'm chuckling on my boat.
01:32:46
SinkorSwim
It'd be funny if we forced him to take it, though.
01:32:51
BARFINGLEON
Tim's screaming at me.
01:32:51
Steve-O
he do You love Silver Samurai.
01:32:54
BARFINGLEON
You love that he was an old man.
01:32:56
SinkorSwim
Hmm.
01:32:56
leong kennedick
Yeah, he's your main in Marvel vs.
01:32:57
Steve-O
should
01:32:58
leong kennedick
Capcom 2.
01:32:59
SinkorSwim
ah Jackass 3D 2010 63.
01:32:59
leong kennedick
so
01:33:01
SinkorSwim
I'm not going
01:33:05
leong kennedick
That one's pretty good.
01:33:08
leong kennedick
But no.
01:33:08
SinkorSwim
to lie. I think going to film my boat. I'm taking care of it.
01:33:10
Steve-O
You're going to put Jackass 3D? That's going to fill your fucking Kino boat?
01:33:15
SinkorSwim
Dude, I love it.
01:33:15
Steve-O
Avengers and Jackass three d
01:33:18
SinkorSwim
you know why? because Can you tell me a Jackass movie that hasn't been absolutely awesome? Because they're all awesome.
01:33:26
BARFINGLEON
I do agree with you, Devin. I i quite like them myself.
01:33:28
Steve-O
They're ah they're a hoot, but they have a television show that is equally as good.
01:33:34
SinkorSwim
hey guess what Hey, you know what? ah Can't hear because my boat's full and I'm heading to the mainland.
01:33:36
Steve-O
was. And I'm more of a wild boy.
01:33:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah. All right, we got 16 left.
01:33:42
BARFINGLEON
a
01:33:45
SinkorSwim
16 left. 21 Jump Street, 2012. 69. Yeah. Very fun.
01:33:47
Steve-O
Sixteen damn, that's OK.
01:33:48
SinkorSwim
Fun enough not drown in a cold... twenty twelve sixty nine
01:33:53
Steve-O
Those were that was a fun. and that was a fun flick.
01:33:55
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:33:55
BARFINGLEON
Fun. You're very fun.
01:33:57
SinkorSwim
very fun
01:33:57
leong kennedick
My name Jeff.
01:33:59
SinkorSwim
fun enough to to not drown in a cold dead.
01:34:04
Steve-O
Nah.
01:34:04
leong kennedick
I'm thinking about some of the moments of that movie and they are really funny.
01:34:07
BARFINGLEON
I'm going to stare at directly in the eye and say, Devin already filled his boat.
01:34:10
SinkorSwim
ah
01:34:10
leong kennedick
yeah
01:34:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:34:12
SinkorSwim
honestly I was thinking this might be a John What you thinking about it?
01:34:15
leong kennedick
i'm thinking I'm thinking about it, dude.
01:34:16
Steve-O
My name's Jeff.
01:34:18
leong kennedick
I'm thinking, hold on, let me... And you know what else? they are they They did the cut recently of Ice Cube.
01:34:25
Steve-O
Oh, the Resident Evil one.
01:34:27
leong kennedick
with Resident Evil 9, and it makes me laugh so much.
01:34:28
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:34:30
leong kennedick
You know what? Fuck it.
01:34:30
Steve-O
Look at this fake-ass sexy guy.
01:34:31
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah I'll take 21 Jump Street.
01:34:31
SinkorSwim
There it is.
01:34:32
BARFINGLEON
good
01:34:33
SinkorSwim
and You know, and the
01:34:34
leong kennedick
If I say shut the fuck up, I'm talking to you. Have you seen this, Chris? Let me send this to you, Chris.
01:34:39
BARFINGLEON
Of course I've seen 21 jumps.
01:34:41
leong kennedick
Okay.
01:34:42
SinkorSwim
I'm just saying, and I appreciate that there are some fun boats left on this world.
01:34:42
leong kennedick
No, no, The Resident Evil 9 cut.
01:34:43
Steve-O
the res evil meme it's really good
01:34:45
BARFINGLEON
Oh, no.
01:34:46
leong kennedick
Alright, let me find that you.
01:34:46
BARFINGLEON
I don't think so.
01:34:47
leong kennedick
It's so good, dude. It's God tier.
01:34:54
SinkorSwim
And yeah, all right.
01:34:54
leong kennedick
Yeah, I'll take that one. Fuck it. for Resident Evil 9, I'll take it.
01:34:57
Steve-O
that your first one okay
01:34:58
SinkorSwim
That's John's first one.
01:34:59
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:34:59
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:35:00
BARFINGLEON
We all have one now.
01:35:00
SinkorSwim
ah
01:35:01
BARFINGLEON
Hey, except for Davin, he's gone.
01:35:01
SinkorSwim
Oh, this is one I probably would have took off if I saw it. Fast and Furious 6.
01:35:09
SinkorSwim
Exactly. All right.
01:35:10
Steve-O
It's not five. It's not five.
01:35:11
SinkorSwim
It's not fun.
01:35:11
BARFINGLEON
five. It's now five.
01:35:15
SinkorSwim
Oh, Steve's favorite movie, The Hunger Games 2012, 67.
01:35:19
Steve-O
Hanga!
01:35:20
BARFINGLEON
How hungry we?
01:35:22
Steve-O
Crackajackas!
01:35:23
SinkorSwim
Did you ever go back and watch that movie, Steve?
01:35:27
Steve-O
No!
01:35:28
SinkorSwim
That's fair. um
01:35:29
Steve-O
I just keep thinking of Stanley Tucci's big-ass fucking teeth.
01:35:32
SinkorSwim
Dude, he's good enough.
01:35:32
Steve-O
I'm smiling.
01:35:32
SinkorSwim
Well, I mean, he's good.
01:35:33
Steve-O
He's fantastic.
01:35:33
SinkorSwim
it's Yeah, he's just fantastic overall. Okay. Good movie, not good enough to survive.
01:35:46
SinkorSwim
Neighbors, 2014, 68.
01:35:50
Steve-O
drown
01:35:51
SinkorSwim
Drown. Sorry, Neighbors.
01:35:52
BARFINGLEON
I hit this thing in the back of the
Movie Discussions and Metaphorical Boats
01:35:54
BARFINGLEON
head with my oar on the way out.
01:35:54
SinkorSwim
if You're extra violent today with the ores.
01:35:55
Steve-O
Jesus Christ.
01:35:58
BARFINGLEON
I'm more brutal with movies.
01:36:00
SinkorSwim
All right. Death Day 2017.
01:36:01
BARFINGLEON
Let's be honest.
01:36:03
SinkorSwim
twenty seven teams
01:36:03
Steve-O
Oh, that's Hold on.
01:36:05
BARFINGLEON
Oh, no.
01:36:10
Steve-O
Hold on.
01:36:10
SinkorSwim
hold wait Hold on.
01:36:10
Steve-O
Can
01:36:11
SinkorSwim
ah Just a quick recap. Steve has It on the boat.
01:36:14
Steve-O
i remember
01:36:16
SinkorSwim
Chris has Dread on the boat. John has 21 Jump Street on the boat. My boat's full. Avengers 2012.
01:36:24
SinkorSwim
Avengers Egg Jackass 3D.
01:36:24
BARFINGLEON
Nobody's going to grab this but me. That's the unfortunate.
01:36:28
SinkorSwim
Is there... I mean...
01:36:29
Steve-O
like I might swoop it if you don't.
01:36:31
BARFINGLEON
Really?
01:36:32
Steve-O
I would i would i would like Happy Death Day to make it.
01:36:32
BARFINGLEON
Oh, Steve.
01:36:32
SinkorSwim
All
01:36:37
Steve-O
They are fun. Alright,
01:36:38
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:36:38
SinkorSwim
right. So Steve here.
01:36:39
BARFINGLEON
Okay. All right, Steve.
01:36:42
Steve-O
I'll take it. I'll take it.
01:36:43
SinkorSwim
So it and happy death day.
01:36:43
BARFINGLEON
All right.
01:36:44
SinkorSwim
Okay. That's an interesting boat.
01:36:49
Steve-O
fucking horror death party boat.
01:36:49
SinkorSwim
I was surprised by that one.
01:36:51
BARFINGLEON
I'm actively not looking at it on your boat, Steve.
01:36:52
leong kennedick
No. Robert, California.
01:36:54
BARFINGLEON
I don't want to make eye contact with it.
01:36:56
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:36:56
SinkorSwim
Listen, this is a movie I think has aged actually pretty well. Avengers Age of Ultron. 2015, 66. My boat's full.
01:37:08
SinkorSwim
Is Tim an Ultron fan?
01:37:10
Steve-O
Nah.
01:37:11
BARFINGLEON
Tim's not an Ultron fan.
01:37:12
SinkorSwim
Sorry.
01:37:13
BARFINGLEON
He is a James Spader fan, though.
01:37:14
SinkorSwim
I mean, who isn't?
01:37:15
Steve-O
Dude, he loves James Vader. He's waiting for Crash, but that he doesn't realize what year that was.
01:37:18
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:37:19
leong kennedick
ah california
01:37:20
SinkorSwim
This is what, honestly, listen, my boat's full, but this is what I kind of want to i want to champion.
01:37:21
BARFINGLEON
the
01:37:25
SinkorSwim
The other guys.
01:37:27
Steve-O
Oh.
01:37:28
leong kennedick
Ooh, goddammit!
01:37:30
Steve-O
Dude, that's a John boat.
01:37:30
BARFINGLEON
um
01:37:30
leong kennedick
Oh! Do I feel bones?
01:37:31
Steve-O
That's a John boat.
01:37:32
BARFINGLEON
I'm taking it. I'm taking it.
01:37:34
Steve-O
Oh, Chris, you take it?
01:37:34
SinkorSwim
christmas day other guys.
01:37:35
leong kennedick
Okay, alright, you taking it?
01:37:35
BARFINGLEON
I'm taking it.
01:37:36
Steve-O
and
01:37:36
leong kennedick
Okay.
01:37:37
SinkorSwim
The F-Jack has been saved.
01:37:37
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:37:39
leong kennedick
Okay, alright.
01:37:39
BARFINGLEON
I'm taking it.
01:37:40
leong kennedick
If you didn't, I probably was gonna end up taking it.
01:37:43
BARFINGLEON
I love that movie.
01:37:43
SinkorSwim
Wow.
01:37:43
leong kennedick
I love that movie.
01:37:44
SinkorSwim
You know what?
01:37:44
Steve-O
That's a good one.
01:37:45
leong kennedick
I really love that movie.
01:37:46
SinkorSwim
I'll be honest. This is turning a little bit more vicious than i thought, and I'm happy about this. Okay. Okay.
01:37:56
SinkorSwim
oh
01:37:57
leong kennedick
Chris, watch that thing I sent you. Just now.
01:37:59
SinkorSwim
Star Trek Beyond 2016 68.
01:38:03
SinkorSwim
The one that's not bad, but I forgot about
01:38:04
leong kennedick
I don't want to piss Chris off. i don't want piss Chris off, so I'm not going to take it.
01:38:07
BARFINGLEON
Don't you fucking grab that, you son of a bitch.
01:38:09
leong kennedick
ah
01:38:10
SinkorSwim
it.
01:38:11
BARFINGLEON
I'm watching.
01:38:12
leong kennedick
To save my my friendship with Chris, I won't take it.
01:38:12
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:38:16
SinkorSwim
Oh, Who's, who's, wait. John, you're the only one. And the dingy.
01:38:20
BARFINGLEON
He's got one left.
01:38:21
SinkorSwim
And the dingy.
01:38:21
Steve-O
John's got one spot and the dinghy.
01:38:23
leong kennedick
And the dinghy.
01:38:24
SinkorSwim
John, can I make an argument for Hobbs? I can't even finish it. Hobbs and Shaw 2019. With
01:38:30
leong kennedick
Just go next. Just go to the next one.
01:38:31
SinkorSwim
code re
01:38:32
leong kennedick
Just go to the next one.
01:38:34
SinkorSwim
Tim, like the dinghy. All right.
01:38:35
leong kennedick
he won't dingy that.
01:38:37
SinkorSwim
This one I might actually make an argument for. Fast five. Does anyone want to make a passionate argument to John?
01:38:47
BARFINGLEON
I was thinking about this, but i Tim would never grab it. I was waiting for this to come up, um but i the end the other guy showed up.
01:38:51
Steve-O
Take one and take
01:38:55
SinkorSwim
you But then the other guy showed up.
01:38:58
BARFINGLEON
I forgot about the other guys.
01:39:00
SinkorSwim
Alright.
01:39:00
BARFINGLEON
I'll be real with you.
01:39:01
Steve-O
it.
01:39:01
SinkorSwim
Listen. It stings. It's the best of the Fast and Furious movies.
01:39:04
BARFINGLEON
Easy.
01:39:05
SinkorSwim
But you were now you are now dead.
01:39:05
BARFINGLEON
Easily. Easily.
01:39:09
SinkorSwim
um
01:39:10
BARFINGLEON
what but What may live, may never die?
01:39:12
SinkorSwim
Ant-Man 2015. I have a feeling this is already gone. Alright. I'm not even going to ask.
01:39:21
BARFINGLEON
John Suarez.
01:39:22
SinkorSwim
Will Tim... I'm never going ask John. Will Tim save real steel? 2011. 60. Okay. All right.
01:39:30
Steve-O
No.
01:39:30
leong kennedick
No, you won't.
01:39:31
Steve-O
No. No.
01:39:32
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:39:36
SinkorSwim
Will John or Tim save Pacific Rim 2013? twenty thirteen You don't want to give it to the dinghy?
01:39:42
leong kennedick
Oh, yes. Yes, I'm taking that.
01:39:43
Steve-O
Oh, that's a John.
01:39:45
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:39:45
Steve-O
That's a John.
01:39:46
SinkorSwim
All
01:39:46
Steve-O
Dude, Stacker Pentecost? That's a John movie.
01:39:49
leong kennedick
Yeah, that's mine.
01:39:49
SinkorSwim
right.
01:39:50
leong kennedick
No, I'm not going to let Tim have that. It's mine.
01:39:52
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:39:53
Steve-O
So now we have to decide which of the final films we will take.
01:39:55
SinkorSwim
right, there are three left.
01:39:57
BARFINGLEON
Three left. Wow.
01:40:01
SinkorSwim
Okay. I think I know... in This might be it. Scott Pilgrim versus the World. 2010. Tim, save ten save Yeah.
01:40:10
leong kennedick
Oh, man, I would have taken that, too.
01:40:12
BARFINGLEON
I would have taken that too.
01:40:13
leong kennedick
that I think that feel like that movie really aged well.
01:40:13
Steve-O
We could put that in Tim's dinghy.
01:40:17
leong kennedick
like it wasn't we didn't we didn't It's like Bo is Afraid, Chris.
01:40:20
BARFINGLEON
Is that Tim movie though?
01:40:21
SinkorSwim
we liked it. i would say i'll I'll get metaphor.
01:40:22
leong kennedick
Chris, it's just like Bo is Afraid.
01:40:23
SinkorSwim
We liked it.
01:40:26
leong kennedick
like we just weren't Our minds weren't mature enough to understand it.
01:40:28
BARFINGLEON
weren't prepared for Would
01:40:29
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:40:30
leong kennedick
And now we now we realize that Bo is Afraid is a masterpiece, just like Scott Pilgrim in The Worst of the World.
01:40:36
SinkorSwim
John, it's been like two years. that
01:40:39
BARFINGLEON
Tim pick that though?
01:40:39
SinkorSwim
Now that we've grown humans.
01:40:40
leong kennedick
Well, maybe my maybe my brain matured faster than yours did, Evan.
01:40:43
SinkorSwim
Okay. okay Are we going to put it in the dinghy?
01:40:46
leong kennedick
But we did we didn't put it on your house.
01:40:47
Steve-O
You know what? Here's the thing. I think we put it in Tim's dinghy.
01:40:50
BARFINGLEON
wi him wi him pick that though
01:40:52
Steve-O
I think so far that is probably the closest to a Tim movie.
01:40:59
leong kennedick
Let's ask him right now. Hold on.
01:41:01
SinkorSwim
pay text Well, I mean, listen.
01:41:03
Steve-O
Tim, you want to go watch Stop Pilgrim?
01:41:04
SinkorSwim
gets back to us within 30 seconds.
01:41:05
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:41:06
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:41:06
SinkorSwim
We gotta let this drown.
01:41:07
BARFINGLEON
we
01:41:08
SinkorSwim
He's he's floundering.
01:41:10
BARFINGLEON
it's it's It's... I just...
01:41:12
SinkorSwim
Listen, there are three left including this, so there are two left after.
01:41:16
BARFINGLEON
I know, but Tim's pretty hardline about this stuff.
01:41:19
Steve-O
Yeah, hold on. Let's actually just look at Discord and see if he has ever mentioned it.
01:41:24
leong kennedick
Oh, good call. Let's look check the receipts.
01:41:26
SinkorSwim
Alright, yeah.
01:41:27
leong kennedick
I will do that from a specific user.
01:41:28
BARFINGLEON
See, i he's I...
01:41:29
BARFINGLEON
Has he ever talked about how he never brought it up?
01:41:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:32
leong kennedick
Literal Jack, Rilla. Scott Pilgrim.
01:41:38
BARFINGLEON
I've never heard him talk about it.
01:41:40
leong kennedick
We searched far and wide. Unfortunately, no results were found.
01:41:42
Steve-O
see Then no records.
01:41:42
SinkorSwim
Wow, Tim.
01:41:44
leong kennedick
All right, so we can't. Yeah, we can't.
01:41:45
BARFINGLEON
never heard him talk about it in in in person.
01:41:45
leong kennedick
and We can't do it.
01:41:47
SinkorSwim
All right. It is a 50-50 shot between
01:41:54
SinkorSwim
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 or Upgrade 2018. Is
01:41:59
Steve-O
Gonna be guardians too.
01:42:00
BARFINGLEON
it's It's probably going be dark.
01:42:01
leong kennedick
Did he like the Guardians movies? He might have hated them. He is Alan Moore coded now.
01:42:04
SinkorSwim
um i mean like if that or did he like the best Venom movie that no one saw?
01:42:10
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:42:10
SinkorSwim
Upgrade. Upgrade rules, though.
01:42:12
leong kennedick
me see.
01:42:12
BARFINGLEON
Upgrade is is a really good movie. It's a really good, really good.
01:42:16
SinkorSwim
I mean, listen, I know Tim's never mentioned the movie Upgrade.
Controversial Storylines in Games
01:42:20
Steve-O
never mentioned guardians of the galaxy.
01:42:21
SinkorSwim
Oh, my God.
01:42:22
leong kennedick
All I'm seeing is Guardian Ape, Guardian Ape, Guardian Ape from Sekiro.
01:42:25
Steve-O
could you just keeps talking about guardian Ape.
01:42:28
leong kennedick
Yeah, from Sekiro.
01:42:29
SinkorSwim
All right. Well, so, I mean, i mean listen, we could, we I guess we could choose to just let them both drown.
01:42:31
leong kennedick
yeah
01:42:35
Steve-O
um Maybe he said.
01:42:35
SinkorSwim
GOTG?
01:42:36
Steve-O
ah
01:42:37
BARFINGLEON
Well, we need something to eat.
01:42:37
Steve-O
gra
01:42:38
SinkorSwim
gottg Maybe we try that.
01:42:40
Steve-O
Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, didn't nothing, dude.
01:42:42
BARFINGLEON
We need something to eat.
01:42:45
Steve-O
We need something to eat, so we'll have to eat Tim.
01:42:47
leong kennedick
that Devin, did you answer did you re-answer this question?
01:42:47
BARFINGLEON
All right.
01:42:51
leong kennedick
Is the is the power loader 5000 from Aliens an exosuit or a mech?
01:42:55
SinkorSwim
I listen. I saw there were comments. I chose to ignore it because i was busy doing things. I will read. I will look at it and I will revisit it. I promise.
01:43:05
leong kennedick
Okay. Because by that, by the by your metrics before, I think we we've determined that in your mind, the Death Star is a mech.
01:43:14
SinkorSwim
no No, It sounds like that's a John metric.
01:43:14
leong kennedick
Okay. And so is a Boeing
01:43:18
SinkorSwim
That's a John metric.
01:43:20
Steve-O
All right. So um we had to decide on who we were eating, right?
01:43:27
SinkorSwim
No, no. we we We need to know which one's going on the dinghy. Still. It's Guardians or Upgrade.
01:43:33
Steve-O
think Tim took either.
01:43:34
SinkorSwim
So so we're they both... Alright. They're both dead.
01:43:38
leong kennedick
They both die, Tim.
01:43:39
BARFINGLEON
I say we eat Tim.
01:43:39
Steve-O
Tim.
01:43:39
SinkorSwim
Okay. Okay.
01:43:40
leong kennedick
Tim.
01:43:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:43:41
BARFINGLEON
We eat Tim.
01:43:42
leong kennedick
We eat Tim.
01:43:42
Steve-O
We eat Tim.
01:43:42
SinkorSwim
Oh, so now we've landed on the island. Food and supplies are running out. Somebody's got to get eaten.
01:43:53
SinkorSwim
Even though... i think we got to eat too because the dinghy's empty.
01:43:57
Steve-O
We gotta eat Tim and Avengers.
01:43:59
SinkorSwim
No, no, Tim gets eaten. You think of that?
01:44:01
leong kennedick
Wait, so what what got saved?
01:44:01
SinkorSwim
Sure. So officially, it 2017, happy death day, 27. Wow, Steve, that was a big year for you.
01:44:13
Steve-O
Big year.
01:44:13
SinkorSwim
a Happy death day. ah Dread the other guys. 21 Jump Street, Pacific Rim.
01:44:19
leong kennedick
And then my boat is Moonlight and Call Me By Your Name.
01:44:22
SinkorSwim
that and ah ah Avengers and Jackass 3D.
01:44:24
leong kennedick
Can't eat either of those, so.
01:44:24
Steve-O
if
01:44:28
leong kennedick
I think we eat 21 Jump Street or Jackass 3D.
01:44:28
SinkorSwim
i I think it.
01:44:32
SinkorSwim
it
01:44:34
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:44:34
SinkorSwim
we it I want to laugh. I want to laugh on this island.
01:44:39
BARFINGLEON
No, I need, we need some good horror.
01:44:40
leong kennedick
We laugh enough. we We're going to laugh enough with the other guys.
01:44:43
SinkorSwim
Good heart.
01:44:43
leong kennedick
Trust me.
01:44:43
SinkorSwim
We got happy death day.
01:44:45
BARFINGLEON
We got, we got the other guys. We're good.
01:44:49
SinkorSwim
wait, 21 Jump I think eat 21 Jump Street
01:44:49
BARFINGLEON
Jackass.
01:44:50
leong kennedick
LeBron. LeBron. We're good.
01:44:51
Steve-O
i feel like it's I feel like it's cruel just having one Marvel movie.
01:44:51
leong kennedick
LeBron. We've got Ben Simmons. We've got Ben Simmons. We're good, LeBron.
01:44:57
SinkorSwim
then.
01:44:58
BARFINGLEON
when he both Marvel movies.
01:44:58
leong kennedick
We're good.
01:45:00
SinkorSwim
i think i think we eat twenty one jump street then
01:45:04
Steve-O
I could eat 21 Jump Street and Tim.
01:45:05
SinkorSwim
ah told listen Yeah, I was to say, of the two, I think the other guys is probably better.
01:45:06
leong kennedick
Yeah, but that meme, guys.
01:45:08
Steve-O
Oh, that meme is funny.
01:45:09
leong kennedick
Where are you screaming at Grace?
01:45:09
Steve-O
name
01:45:09
BARFINGLEON
I think the other guys is funnier than Tony Levin.
01:45:14
leong kennedick
Do you know how many My Name Jeff ah like drawing boards I saw on Splatoon in the community center the first time I played Splatoon?
01:45:16
Steve-O
My name's Dave.
01:45:23
Steve-O
You know what? You convinced me. Avengers and Tim.
01:45:27
BARFINGLEON
Avengers and Tim!
01:45:29
SinkorSwim
no no one's picky to Avengers but you, Steve.
01:45:31
leong kennedick
Nah, I guess it is 21 Jump Street.
01:45:34
SinkorSwim
Sorry, Steve. And as we as we pick the bones, the helicopter comes.
01:45:36
leong kennedick
I'll sacrifice my own.
01:45:43
SinkorSwim
And, well, listen, we could actually probably just choose to eat Tim. But the penalty is we can't use Tim for the next game.
01:45:47
BARFINGLEON
Oh, we're definitely eating Tim.
01:45:48
Steve-O
orre We're 100% you,
01:45:49
leong kennedick
ah We're eating Tim anyway.
01:45:51
BARFINGLEON
Tim was, that was a foregone conclusion.
01:45:51
Steve-O
right, so no more Tim dinghies in the future because we ate Tim.
01:45:54
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, no, we're saving us.
01:45:55
SinkorSwim
Or...
01:45:57
SinkorSwim
We eat Tim.
01:45:58
leong kennedick
Oh yeah, I guess Tim's tim's gone.
01:45:58
SinkorSwim
Listen, that's...
01:46:00
leong kennedick
His dinghy's...
01:46:00
SinkorSwim
um could have picked Tim could have picked upgrade and that would have been an easy eat. So we got to think about these things.
01:46:06
Steve-O
No, that's a problem. It's Tim's picks, and it's based on the things that he has said in the Discord, and he has never mentioned.
01:46:12
BARFINGLEON
And he's he's he's a cruel mistress for his thingy.
01:46:12
SinkorSwim
Which?
01:46:14
Steve-O
If Tim has talked about the film Upgrade, maybe.
01:46:17
leong kennedick
Oh, you know what? Let me look back. Let me see if...
01:46:19
BARFINGLEON
Y'all see you Upgrade?
01:46:20
SinkorSwim
hey
01:46:20
BARFINGLEON
I've heard him say that once.
01:46:20
leong kennedick
miss Let me see if he's seen first class.
01:46:21
Steve-O
Yo, man, I love Upgrade.
01:46:24
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:46:24
SinkorSwim
What if Tim was just like a huge Ant-Man fan?
01:46:25
leong kennedick
First class.
01:46:25
BARFINGLEON
He the computer chip in his neck, you Walt.
01:46:27
SinkorSwim
she the huge ant-man fan
01:46:27
leong kennedick
now he never He never talked about X-Men First Class either.
01:46:31
SinkorSwim
Dude, I don't think Tim likes movies.
01:46:32
leong kennedick
so
01:46:32
Steve-O
Yeah, dude.
01:46:34
SinkorSwim
Tim didn't talk about ed once.
01:46:34
Steve-O
um don't think he's a big movie guy. He's talking about upgrading a lot.
01:46:38
leong kennedick
He just likes Japanese like cerebral horror. Psychological horror.
01:46:41
SinkorSwim
ah he didn't He didn't talk about the bad Godzilla movie.
01:46:42
Steve-O
Yeah, he loves House.
01:46:42
leong kennedick
That's the only...
01:46:44
BARFINGLEON
How many times have he has he brought up Harry and the Hendersons?
01:46:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:46:49
Steve-O
Innumerable.
01:46:50
BARFINGLEON
Oh my God, that's so many.
01:46:51
Steve-O
Yeah, it's disgusting. he's He has filled 18 terabytes worth a hard drive with Harry and the Henderson mentions.
01:46:53
BARFINGLEON
Jesus Christ.
01:46:58
leong kennedick
Thank you.
01:46:59
BARFINGLEON
he loves John Lithgow
01:47:02
Steve-O
Yeah, he's a little freak. He's a third rock from the sun freak.
01:47:07
Steve-O
All right, so ah we do got some news and we got some stuff.
01:47:07
SinkorSwim
What a freak. we We got some news. We we got.
01:47:12
Steve-O
So.
01:47:13
SinkorSwim
So we talked about some of it. We talked about Star Fox.
01:47:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:47:19
SinkorSwim
Let me go through this.
01:47:19
BARFINGLEON
Steve you posted a hunter quiz which I partook
01:47:23
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
01:47:25
BARFINGLEON
perook in
01:47:25
Steve-O
Yeah, a lot of a lot of people jumped in on those.
01:47:27
BARFINGLEON
um I don't think was very accurate me.
01:47:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
01:47:31
Steve-O
Yeah, it was kind of weird. I also was unfamiliar with all the updated um creeds.
01:47:35
SinkorSwim
yeah I'll be honest. I didn't know any of it because I've never played Hunter. um
01:47:39
Steve-O
Well, this is like the new um like version. No,
01:47:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Well, I think what you guys are forgetting that this is, it's not, they didn't just create a quiz.
01:47:49
Steve-O
no, no.
01:47:49
SinkorSwim
They announced a new game.
01:47:49
Steve-O
no Yes. ah Hunter the Reckoning Death Wish. ah They dropped a reveal trailer this week in the Xbox like partners ah program sort of thing.
01:48:02
Steve-O
And this is by the people who made the Robocop and the Terminator game that ah people are are super high on.
01:48:08
BARFINGLEON
Ooh.
01:48:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:48:11
Steve-O
So
01:48:11
SinkorSwim
You never have copy and fucking rules.
01:48:13
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, man.
01:48:14
Steve-O
This is exciting. It sounds like it's going to be very much in the vein of like first person, you're in a city, you're dealing with monsters of all sorts, and you're basically RPG like
New Game Announcements and Capcom's Strategy
01:48:27
Steve-O
through and through. So
01:48:28
leong kennedick
And I have to be Yellow Jester or else but um we don't play at all.
01:48:31
Steve-O
you've got to be yellow.
01:48:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:48:33
Steve-O
got to be yellow.
01:48:33
leong kennedick
Or we don't play at all.
01:48:34
Steve-O
Just like,
01:48:35
leong kennedick
I gotta be Yellow Jester without playing.
01:48:38
SinkorSwim
even Even though it's a totally different game.
01:48:38
leong kennedick
my game.
01:48:41
SinkorSwim
um Yeah, yeah. So there was a ah an Xbox partner preview event. So they announced a few games. Hunter, The Reckoning was a big one.
01:48:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:48:51
leong kennedick
Lbox or whatever the fuck Vicious put out from sloppygamer.rus or whatever the fuck it was.
01:48:58
SinkorSwim
Yeah. the expanse The Expanse of Cyrus Reborn, which isn't a reveal, but it's unfortunately for some of our fantasy critic players, gets, I guess, pushed officially in 2027.
01:49:00
Steve-O
It's going to be sloppy. Spring 2027? Yeah.
01:49:03
BARFINGLEON
Thank you.
01:49:11
Steve-O
spring twenty twenty seven
01:49:12
SinkorSwim
It's shame.
01:49:14
Steve-O
yeah
01:49:15
leong kennedick
Six, seven.
01:49:16
SinkorSwim
By the way, man, I'm pretty deep into that show. It's a ah quality quality TV.
01:49:21
Steve-O
Well, you're going to have a quality game coming out next year.
01:49:23
SinkorSwim
and Quality game. Another game. Let's see. Grave Seasons, which I didn't really know about. Serious Sam. Stranger Than Heaven, which is a... Looks like another Yakuza game-ish. Super Meat Boy three d
01:49:42
SinkorSwim
Dispatch coming to Xbox. That's cool. Alien Death Storm, which was neat-ish. A Bluey game is coming. know you guys are all...
01:49:51
leong kennedick
I already have a blue game for Switch. Is it the same one?
01:49:54
Steve-O
Nah, there's a new one coming out.
01:49:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah. People actually say it looks good.
01:49:58
leong kennedick
So Soulslike?
01:50:00
Steve-O
Yeah, it's FromSoft.
01:50:00
SinkorSwim
ha Yeah. um
01:50:03
leong kennedick
From Soft Presents Bluey.
01:50:03
SinkorSwim
this is on i This is actually on my fantasy critic, but The Eternal Life of Goldman. ah Always an interesting trailer with those games.
01:50:12
Steve-O
That's the little old man that's like secretly an eternal old evil man or something, right?
01:50:13
SinkorSwim
That's a little... old mix But all of the trailers, i don't know if you guys, there's two trailers, right? Both trailers start off talking about what a sweet old man the Goldman guy is. They're like, oh, he was this cool guy.
01:50:25
SinkorSwim
And then the trailer vibe goes so dark.
01:50:26
leong kennedick
Thank
01:50:30
SinkorSwim
And it's to a point where i have been i may have been hoodwinked because I was like, I think this is going to be ah an amazing game.
01:50:34
Steve-O
Something's wrong with that old man.
01:50:38
SinkorSwim
um Vaunted, Hades 2 is coming to new consoles that isn't the Switch, so I might be able to play it now. And ah another game called Artificial Detective, which I thought looked pretty cool until I saw gameplay, and then I was like, this looks like shit.
01:50:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:51:00
SinkorSwim
Now, granted, this is like a reveal. It's not done yet. I think there's more work to be done, but I just i really didn't like the way he moved in in gameplay. It doesn't look terrible, but yeah. So they released a few notable things.
01:51:21
SinkorSwim
Also, since we're kind of talking about it, they also announced that They're dropping a showcase in June, basically, I think right around or right after Summer Game Fest.
01:51:35
SinkorSwim
um so And they have already confirmed they're going to talk about Gears of War, which is like, okay.
01:51:40
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, huh?
01:51:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah, sick. Hey, I'm never not interested.
01:51:43
BARFINGLEON
G-Day. Gears Day.
01:51:45
SinkorSwim
I'm never not not interested in Gears. always think Gears are kind of sick.
01:51:49
Steve-O
I mean, if they're putting out Forza, Fable, Gears, this is a pretty big year for Xbox.
01:51:49
BARFINGLEON
Have you prayed on Gears Day?
01:51:57
Steve-O
They killed their chief. um
01:52:00
BARFINGLEON
them too.
01:52:00
SinkorSwim
I'm sorry. They did what?
01:52:02
Steve-O
They killed um Phil Spencer.
01:52:03
SinkorSwim
They killed Phil Spencer. shot Took him behind the shed.
01:52:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:52:08
SinkorSwim
People seem to be happy with the new boss not saying that.
01:52:08
Steve-O
Replace him with an AI.
01:52:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:52:14
Steve-O
I mean, i'm blown away because it's like Xbox can be like literally blowing off limbs and Sony's like, our turn, our turn. We're raising our price by 100 on everything.
01:52:22
SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah. I mean, listen, it was going to happen. And it's just, it sucks. It sucks. I don't like it.
01:52:33
SinkorSwim
No one likes it. But now, of course, I did FOMO for all the things I don't know. And I was like, maybe I should buy one. Maybe I should buy a PlayStation portal.
01:52:39
Steve-O
the time to do it, right?
01:52:41
SinkorSwim
The thing I don't fucking need. Because it's going to be $40 more. we're going to spend $200 now.
01:52:48
Steve-O
Are you just going playing on the toilet with that?
01:52:51
SinkorSwim
might.
01:52:51
Steve-O
You're not going to take that out.
01:52:53
SinkorSwim
It's just out of the box at all.
01:52:55
Steve-O
you just going to leave it on a shelf like a virtual boy.
01:52:57
SinkorSwim
yeah oh um This is fun, but ah we talked about it a little bit. Apparently there is rumors, of but nothing official yet. But they're saying that a new Star Fox game is coming out and a Zelda Ocarina of Time remake is supposed to come out this year.
01:53:16
Steve-O
I heard that people at Nintendo are pissed that this information has leaked.
01:53:24
SinkorSwim
Well, I mean, that's a big that's a big fucking...
01:53:25
Steve-O
Miyamoto fucking slammed a hammer on a fucking glass office table.
01:53:32
leong kennedick
He casinoed them. He casinoed them.
01:53:35
Steve-O
Basically, he smashed an entire office.
01:53:40
leong kennedick
Good.
01:53:41
SinkorSwim
yeah. Fuck him.
01:53:42
leong kennedick
Glad somebody's got some edge in the industry.
01:53:42
Steve-O
He blamed Wario.
01:53:42
BARFINGLEON
Like Donkey Kong?
01:53:45
BARFINGLEON
Wow.
01:53:46
SinkorSwim
He farted. He said, this smells like water has been in here.
01:53:48
Steve-O
He said, this reeks of that fat fuck Wario.
01:53:52
SinkorSwim
If that piece of
01:53:52
BARFINGLEON
Look at all the garlic! This is like hunks of garlic. He framed them.
01:53:57
Steve-O
Oh, he framed him.
01:53:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And sticking with video game news, last video game news, ah Sony, in addition to in addition to upping the price on things, they said, we were talking about a bunch of other studios that Sony's created and bought in the last like you know five, ten years.
01:53:59
BARFINGLEON
Fuck, dude.
01:54:16
SinkorSwim
They shut down another game studio. Dark Outlaw Games, they were a mobile studio. I don't think anyone's terribly surprised, but it's just like another studio shut down by Sony that didn't really need to be shut down.
01:54:31
Steve-O
So touch on like this as well, because it just seems in general, if you have a job in gaming right now, you're kind of fucked.
01:54:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:54:40
Steve-O
1000 people got laid off at ah Epic Games.
01:54:42
SinkorSwim
Epic. Yeah.
01:54:43
Steve-O
So just in general, like, you know, not even Fortnite is safe right now.
01:54:47
SinkorSwim
If if Fortnite isn't safe, yeah. Like, what do we what are we doing, guys? I mean, the only thing I can say is like. Clearly, this could mean that certain bubbles are looking to burst, which i' not saying is always good when things like that happen.
01:55:08
SinkorSwim
But like, you know, maybe it's time to to move on to different things.
01:55:13
Steve-O
You're not wrong. Like, Devin, we are having people like, you know, it's like, oh, we're not making enough money on Fortnite. But then you look and in two fucking days, Resident Evil Requiem made five million dollars.
01:55:26
Steve-O
It's already like like six days. It made six million. That's absolutely ludicrous. In comparison, the previous games took weeks, months to reach those milestones.
01:55:36
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:55:36
Steve-O
So it's not like the interest in the money is not there. It's just people...
01:55:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's just like if you make a great game and you have a good pipeline, people will reward you because it won't be like, oh, seven years went by.
01:55:44
Steve-O
yeah
01:55:48
Steve-O
Right.
01:55:50
SinkorSwim
We all forgot. It's just like, no, like Resident Evil 8 was really well received, but it's not like that was the last Resident Evil game we got.
01:56:00
Steve-O
Right.
01:56:00
SinkorSwim
We had what, four? Four remake was the last one.
01:56:04
Steve-O
For remake Requiem.
01:56:05
SinkorSwim
And then we went into nine. Yeah, which is like...
01:56:08
Steve-O
And then before that was village.
01:56:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah, which, you know, the the pipeline Capcom has right now should be studied, i think, by other developers.
01:56:21
Steve-O
Right. It's not even just Resident Evil like they last year they put out Monster Hunter.
01:56:23
SinkorSwim
No. Pragmatis coming
01:56:26
Steve-O
They got Progmata this year. ah
01:56:28
SinkorSwim
out. Devil's Dogma? Dragon's Dogma?
01:56:31
Steve-O
Dragon's Dogma to Onimusha this year.
01:56:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Onimusha is supposed to come out.
01:56:35
Steve-O
Yeah, like they're they're knocking it out of the park and it just shows that gaming interest is in these like not forever multiplayer live service games.
01:56:50
Steve-O
Put out a game that, you know, will have a long or short span to it, but not something you have to dedicate an entire hobby to.
01:57:00
BARFINGLEON
But Steve, what about Grove?
01:57:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah, what about...
01:57:04
SinkorSwim
Fair.
01:57:04
Steve-O
Make the boxes bigger.
01:57:05
Steve-O
Make the boxes bigger.
01:57:06
SinkorSwim
You
01:57:07
BARFINGLEON
Whoa!
01:57:10
SinkorSwim
know, just make make more space for any games.
01:57:10
BARFINGLEON
Whoa!
01:57:11
leong kennedick
What about trends, Steve?
01:57:11
Steve-O
ah me Trends.
01:57:13
leong kennedick
Trends?
01:57:14
Steve-O
Trends. Get a licensing deal with a watchmaker or Porsche.
01:57:18
SinkorSwim
Yeah, everybody's making those things.
01:57:23
leong kennedick
Okay.
01:57:23
BARFINGLEON
Those sold like hotcakes too.
01:57:25
Steve-O
I mean, that's the thing. You just need it to sell one and you've justified it.
01:57:26
SinkorSwim
He probably did sell out, funny enough.
01:57:28
Steve-O
Like, right?
01:57:30
BARFINGLEON
I think so.
01:57:30
Steve-O
Dude, a sexy fake man sold a car and ah a bunch of watches to people guaranteed.
01:57:38
BARFINGLEON
Sexy fake man.
01:57:38
SinkorSwim
I mean, you're not wrong.
01:57:40
SinkorSwim
A sexy fake man.
01:57:40
Steve-O
That's fucking crazy.
01:57:44
SinkorSwim
I can't believe. i ki't You know what? Shout-outs to the ladies who who out-gooned us all.
01:57:52
BARFINGLEON
It's quite impressive.
01:57:53
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's pretty impressive.
01:57:53
Steve-O
I think we all generally have sexualized this man into oblivion. And I think that's something to celebrate.
01:57:58
BARFINGLEON
this Steve, this man, this franchise.
01:58:03
Steve-O
Well, I'm talking Leon specifically. We've turned we've turned him into ah just like a general butt that everybody wants to pinch.
01:58:12
BARFINGLEON
It's the Nightwing syndrome.
01:58:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like, he's a more popular Nightwing, essentially.
01:58:14
Steve-O
Yes.
01:58:15
BARFINGLEON
You know?
01:58:15
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Oh, 100%. Yes.
01:58:16
BARFINGLEON
It's the Nightwing syndrome. But I think, you know, it was Lady D in Village at one point. Capcom's got its hands on the penis vein.
01:58:24
SinkorSwim
There is something...
01:58:27
BARFINGLEON
Okay?
01:58:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:58:28
Steve-O
They've got something hands on.
01:58:30
SinkorSwim
They got the hand on the genitals, for sure.
01:58:32
BARFINGLEON
on the genitals of us all.
01:58:32
Steve-O
They didn't have it. They didn't wait. Okay. So hold on. They had, they went, they went sexy Leon, sexy Leon, lady D
01:58:42
SinkorSwim
Sexy Jill.
01:58:43
Steve-O
sexy, Jill, sexy, sexy Leon.
01:58:44
SinkorSwim
I wouldn't even say sexy. She's just, you know, just like respectably beautiful. That was Jill Valentine.
01:58:50
BARFINGLEON
They do make pretty characters.
01:58:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And then that's.
01:58:53
BARFINGLEON
Ethan.
01:58:53
Steve-O
And then ah in Resident Evil 7, Barf Bowles and ah Jack Baker.
01:58:57
BARFINGLEON
e
01:59:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:59:01
BARFINGLEON
Jack Baker's handsome.
01:59:03
SinkorSwim
Hey, zo Zoe is kind of a baddie.
01:59:04
BARFINGLEON
Are you saying he isn't?
01:59:06
SinkorSwim
I guess Zoe's a baddie.
01:59:09
Steve-O
I don't think they touched it.
01:59:09
BARFINGLEON
Eve?
01:59:10
Steve-O
They didn't go for sexy in 7.
01:59:11
SinkorSwim
They did not.
01:59:12
BARFINGLEON
Are you kidding me?
01:59:12
SinkorSwim
But listen, listen. They they were...
01:59:13
BARFINGLEON
You're crazy. Rebellion.
01:59:15
SinkorSwim
That was a rebuild year. You know what I mean?
01:59:17
Steve-O
That was, yeah, they
01:59:17
SinkorSwim
We had the focus.
01:59:18
BARFINGLEON
a rebellion
01:59:19
SinkorSwim
They to really lock in.
01:59:20
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:59:21
SinkorSwim
and like Street Fighter was coming out with with the Gooner content. So they they had a pass.
01:59:27
Steve-O
Hey, and look at that. ah Capcom has walked back their weird incest storyline for Alex.
01:59:33
leong kennedick
No, it's like worse, dude.
01:59:34
SinkorSwim
Well, it's worth
01:59:35
Steve-O
Oh, it's work. Well, I've seen I've seen the freaks yelling at Maximilian.
01:59:38
SinkorSwim
All I saw was, all I saw was Capcom was like, Hey, know there might be some translation issues. We're to fix it, but you can't, you can't think Genie's got a bottle, dude.
01:59:47
leong kennedick
You can't really fix that, though.
01:59:51
Steve-O
People were were going after Maximilian for for being anti incest.
01:59:54
leong kennedick
Well, he was like, I mean, he was like kind of generalizing Japanese culture in a way, so. I mean, I'm not not saying he was wrong.
02:00:03
BARFINGLEON
What is this what is this in reference to?
02:00:04
leong kennedick
Because he wasn't.
02:00:06
SinkorSwim
Ooh, Chris.
02:00:06
leong kennedick
Alex.
02:00:07
Steve-O
oh
02:00:07
BARFINGLEON
Did I miss this?
02:00:08
leong kennedick
Chris. I'm glad you asked, Chris.
02:00:10
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:00:10
leong kennedick
Alex from Street Fighter 3 and Street Fighter 5 and now Street Fighter 6. ah If you put all the stories together, he ended up marrying his adopted sister that was actually his cousin.
02:00:29
BARFINGLEON
What?
02:00:29
leong kennedick
First cousin. And, how like, it's weird because the pictures have him... In Street Fighter VI, like, the the the ending images have him, like like, helping carry the baby when she was adopted.
02:00:45
leong kennedick
And then, like, vowing to protect her. And then they're married, like, in the next scene.
02:00:50
BARFINGLEON
What?
02:00:52
leong kennedick
It's fucking weird, dude.
02:00:54
BARFINGLEON
Why did he adopt his sister? What?
02:00:56
leong kennedick
No, well, it's his... I think his parents adopted her because her parents died or something, which who were directly related to his mom.
02:01:02
BARFINGLEON
I see. I see. I see. I see. So like a half sister who was always his cousin.
02:01:08
leong kennedick
Yeah, basically. Yeah. He married her.
02:01:11
BARFINGLEON
Jesus Christ.
02:01:13
SinkorSwim
And, you know,
02:01:14
leong kennedick
He helped raise her and then married her.
02:01:18
leong kennedick
Cause he was like, it wasn't like he was a baby too. Like he was like, you know?
02:01:21
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm getting that.
02:01:23
Steve-O
He was a full-ass, wiggly-thumbed man.
02:01:25
leong kennedick
Yeah. He was like ah a,
02:01:26
BARFINGLEON
Wiggly thumb.
02:01:27
leong kennedick
ah conscious human being that can make decisions when they adopted the baby and then he decided he was going to marry that baby.
02:01:27
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he did have wiggly thumb.
02:01:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:01:31
BARFINGLEON
Yikes. Well, how do you unshave that cat?
02:01:37
leong kennedick
he tehe team he He team Jacobed that bitch.
02:01:37
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:01:41
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know.
02:01:41
BARFINGLEON
how do you unshave that cat
02:01:43
SinkorSwim
I think they might just go back and change the family tree a little bit or maybe just remove the entire plot.
02:01:43
BARFINGLEON
you know
02:01:46
leong kennedick
Just delete Alex.
02:01:50
leong kennedick
um no but like ah The point is like the only way to retcon it is to go back to Street Fighter V and change everything there.
02:01:58
Steve-O
Dude, we're going to have to have them.
02:01:58
leong kennedick
Because all the story is there already.
02:01:59
SinkorSwim
Or they just don't mention his relationship status at all in 6.
02:02:04
leong kennedick
I mean, isn't Guile married to...
02:02:07
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. Just keep him single and sexy, dude.
02:02:09
leong kennedick
like There's some weird thing with Guile's wife and Ken's wife.
02:02:13
SinkorSwim
Whoa. Really?
02:02:14
leong kennedick
there's There's something weird with that too, I think.
02:02:16
Steve-O
They're swingers. They swing.
02:02:16
SinkorSwim
near Japan's...
02:02:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:19
SinkorSwim
And what? And Maximilian dude was just like, hey, Japan's kind of freaky.
02:02:19
leong kennedick
Freaks.
02:02:22
SinkorSwim
And then he got yelled at.
02:02:23
leong kennedick
Basically.
02:02:24
SinkorSwim
i mean, listen, that's literally what I said a week ago. I was like, maybe is this them kind of telling on themselves? You know? Because it's just...
02:02:32
BARFINGLEON
Yikes.
02:02:32
leong kennedick
Okay, so Alex controversy reveals he married Patricia, his second cousin and adoptive sister, who is also pregnant.
02:02:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:02:40
SinkorSwim
What in the world?
02:02:41
leong kennedick
Fans reacted with outrage and discomfort, describing the relationship as incestuous and criticizing the narrative direction.
02:02:48
SinkorSwim
Not?
02:02:49
leong kennedick
Capcom announced in this post on Instagram and mentioned in this YouTube video that a patch will revise the text due to the backlash.
02:02:56
SinkorSwim
again
02:02:56
Steve-O
They're patching. They're patching.
02:02:57
SinkorSwim
Listen, listen.
02:02:57
Steve-O
but
02:02:57
leong kennedick
Although the, although the core story remains unchanged. So,
02:03:01
SinkorSwim
Listen, Capcom, like we said, they're the best at gooning, but sometimes you can goon a little too hard.
02:03:08
BARFINGLEON
i know I know how to fix this. I know how to fix this.
02:03:10
SinkorSwim
Fix it.
02:03:11
BARFINGLEON
Alex who was spending time on Balrog's island and he was just because he was just hanging out there with him and he didn't get involved in anything.
02:03:17
leong kennedick
Why it got to be Balrog, dude?
02:03:19
SinkorSwim
Come on. Come on. first John, you know in your heart.
02:03:25
leong kennedick
I just pre-ordered another Balrog action figure.
02:03:27
SinkorSwim
It'd be Vegas Island.
02:03:29
BARFINGLEON
it probably Yeah, you're right. It would be Vegas Island.
02:03:30
SinkorSwim
vas And that worked that works in both translations.
02:03:31
leong kennedick
And you know I'm glad I pre-ordered that T-Hawk one, Steve, because the pre-order sold out of that T-Hawk one.
02:03:31
BARFINGLEON
Let's yeah tighten that up. Let's tighten that up.
02:03:35
SinkorSwim
Damn.
02:03:37
Steve-O
Damn. See? T-Hawks more popular than most people think.
02:03:42
leong kennedick
Maybe they just made like six of them because he's not that popular and they sold out of them.
02:03:46
Steve-O
Maybe.
02:03:46
leong kennedick
Okay, so here, here here Chris. Alex's new lore reveals that Tom, his mentor slash father figure, is also the cousin of Alex's mother, making Patricia, Tom's daughter, Alex's second cousin.
02:04:02
BARFINGLEON
it
02:04:02
leong kennedick
Fans previously considered Patricia to be Alex's sister as they were raised together with some artwork even showing Alex holding a baby Patricia, increasing the icky factor.
02:04:15
BARFINGLEON
Why do they have to make him, like if they're retconning it, why do have to make her his cousin? Why don't they just make her a stranger?
02:04:20
leong kennedick
They're calling it the incest patch.
02:04:20
BARFINGLEON
Like
02:04:23
leong kennedick
yeah this This headline is this headline from Polygon is Street Fighter 6 incest patch will still keep the incest in the game.
02:04:24
BARFINGLEON
that's ridiculous.
02:04:32
leong kennedick
Capcom won't change the relationship, but will revise certain text passages that may have been confusing.
02:04:38
BARFINGLEON
I guess Devin's right.
02:04:38
leong kennedick
Nah, dude.
02:04:39
BARFINGLEON
They took a hard stance on this. They're like, we're not removing this incest.
02:04:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah. In a way, do you respect it?
02:04:45
BARFINGLEON
A little.
02:04:47
leong kennedick
It's like Mass Effect 3 thing. At least they're sticking to their guns, you know?
02:04:51
SinkorSwim
Ah, don't, dude, that's, you can't compare those two, man.
02:04:51
Steve-O
It's a bad gun to stick to.
02:04:55
SinkorSwim
I'm sorry.
02:04:57
BARFINGLEON
I don't know, man.
02:04:57
leong kennedick
Well, we have not... Okay, so here here's Takayuki taka yuki nakayamas um a message. He says, while we have not changed the characters' backstories after internal review by the development team...
02:05:12
leong kennedick
Why is the development team worried about this?
02:05:14
Steve-O
Yeah, did they add a meeting for this?
02:05:15
leong kennedick
Have them... Have them make the fucking game, not... This should be by the story team. We plan to revise certain text passages that may have been misleading in the near future.
02:05:27
SinkorSwim
Dude, I bet you so many of them are like, what's the big fucking deal?
02:05:27
BARFINGLEON
That's it,
02:05:27
leong kennedick
ah
02:05:31
SinkorSwim
It's like. ah
02:05:32
Steve-O
Guys, fucking bad.
02:05:32
leong kennedick
Yeah, what if what if it's revealed that Nakayama is ah is married to his second cousin that was his adoptive sister one day?
02:05:39
SinkorSwim
Oh,
02:05:39
Steve-O
Well, right here is the thing. Here's the thing. Like with the rumors of like Leon being married, it's fucking creepy if it was Sherry.
02:05:48
leong kennedick
If was Sherry, be creepy, yeah.
02:05:48
BARFINGLEON
huh? Mm-hmm.
02:05:50
leong kennedick
that's like It's grooming, it's fucking... It's everything wrong with...
02:05:52
SinkorSwim
Wait, wait, do you think they went back to the room and they were like, guys, we got it.
02:05:52
Steve-O
It's bad.
02:05:57
SinkorSwim
We got to drop the Sherry thing.
02:05:58
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
02:05:58
SinkorSwim
I know that's what we were we were going with, but we got to walk in.
02:05:59
Steve-O
Okay.
02:06:01
BARFINGLEON
And we thought it was awesome, but like...
02:06:02
SinkorSwim
and We all thought it was, we all high-fived, remember that, but like now I don't think we can high-five about it.
02:06:05
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Sure.
02:06:06
Steve-O
We gotta realize that, uh, that's fucking creepy as shit.
02:06:06
leong kennedick
yeah
02:06:11
SinkorSwim
You know, I'll be honest, that would ah that would that would that would knock Capcom down ah a lot of pegs if they they just like had a weird trend.
02:06:11
Steve-O
Um,
02:06:12
BARFINGLEON
it is
02:06:20
Steve-O
what if, um, what if we just said Hunnigan instead? Huh? Hunnigan?
02:06:25
SinkorSwim
Oh, that was me.
02:06:26
BARFINGLEON
yeah
02:06:26
leong kennedick
Alex and Patricia's marriage revelation in Street Fighter 6's arcade ending sees a pregnant Patricia greeting Alex at the door with welcome home hun and commenting that their daughter will grow up to be big and strong just like her daddy.
02:06:29
BARFINGLEON
or
02:06:42
BARFINGLEON
There it is.
02:06:43
leong kennedick
However, this came as a shock to fans who are used to the pair having a purely platonic sibling-like relationship.
02:06:43
SinkorSwim
No.
02:06:50
leong kennedick
This is because Tom, Patricia's dad, has been a father figure to orphan Alex since Alex's debut in Street Fighter 3 New Generation.
02:06:58
Steve-O
What if it was a dream?
02:06:58
leong kennedick
But that's not all, Steve. That's not all.
02:07:01
Steve-O
What if it's just a terrible dream?
02:07:01
leong kennedick
In Street Fighter 6 World Tour Mode, there's a dialogue which states that Tom is actually a cousin of Alex's mother, making Alex and Patricia second cousins.
02:07:14
leong kennedick
Alex has known Patricia since she was a baby.
02:07:16
SinkorSwim
What if they just weren't related at all?
02:07:17
leong kennedick
Blah, blah, blah.
02:07:19
SinkorSwim
What if that...
02:07:19
Steve-O
What if they just retconned Alex?
02:07:20
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah, here...
02:07:23
SinkorSwim
just
02:07:24
BARFINGLEON
Got rid of him. Deleted him.
02:07:26
Steve-O
Replaced his name, named him Chet.
02:07:29
BARFINGLEON
Chet. I like Chet.
02:07:31
SinkorSwim
This sucks because Alex rules as a character.
02:07:34
leong kennedick
I know, and now he sucks.
02:07:36
SinkorSwim
Well, let me... let me let me
02:07:37
Steve-O
Wait, wait, here's the thing. He is based off Hulk Hogan, who sucks. So...
02:07:43
BARFINGLEON
Did Hulk Hogan marry his cousin though?
02:07:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah, well.
02:07:45
Steve-O
he did some pretty questionable shitty things.
02:07:47
BARFINGLEON
I know he did, but like that's, you know, a different line.
02:07:51
leong kennedick
This is grooming, dude.
02:07:51
Steve-O
Yeah...
02:07:52
leong kennedick
Look at Shit Talk. This is his 333 ending.
02:07:53
SinkorSwim
Oh, I thought you meant like his third strike and I was like, oh God.
02:08:00
leong kennedick
he married her
02:08:00
SinkorSwim
so that's his.
02:08:00
BARFINGLEON
What we do, we make video games so we can marry our cousins.
02:08:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:08:04
Steve-O
This is the FGC.
02:08:06
leong kennedick
And then, hold on, and then here...
02:08:08
BARFINGLEON
Capcom means Cap Cousin.
02:08:09
leong kennedick
FGC, nothing gets by them.
02:08:10
Steve-O
This is, yeah.
02:08:11
leong kennedick
Yeah, and then here's here's the Street Fighter VI ending.
02:08:12
BARFINGLEON
No Cap, we love our cousins.
02:08:15
leong kennedick
That's the Street Fighter III ending.
02:08:16
SinkorSwim
Cap cuz.
02:08:17
leong kennedick
That's the Street Fighter VI ending.
02:08:18
BARFINGLEON
Cap Cousin.
02:08:19
SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, what if what if she's talking about God, she even looks really young there too.
02:08:20
leong kennedick
Take what you will.
02:08:25
SinkorSwim
Oh, God.
02:08:25
leong kennedick
I know, see? It's fucking weird, dude.
02:08:27
BARFINGLEON
Cap Cousin.
02:08:28
SinkorSwim
Do you?
02:08:28
leong kennedick
Makes me not want to play as Alex.
02:08:30
Steve-O
well what if like like Well, what if Alex is just like grandpa? We could just say, oh, that's they're not married.
02:08:35
BARFINGLEON
know You know, guys, we we also couldn't cover ah Japan's questionable relationship with black people, too. But hey, you know, that's another time.
02:08:44
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:08:45
BARFINGLEON
Another podcast, maybe.
02:08:46
Steve-O
That's, yeah, when we do Resident Evil 5 remake.
02:08:51
Steve-O
um
02:08:52
SinkorSwim
Listen, send the bell listen when when you can buy when you can buy the DLC character skin for Balrog...
02:08:52
BARFINGLEON
That's a whole nother of yarn.
02:08:54
Steve-O
We were just glazing Capcom. We...
02:08:59
BARFINGLEON
It's not like a Capcom thing, though, really. It's a jet. Japanese thing, unfortunately?
02:09:05
leong kennedick
That's what Maximilian said. he got roasted. be careful, Chris.
02:09:09
BARFINGLEON
I guess, but it's true. I mean, they're xenophobic in a lot of ways. It's unfortunate, i which wasn't true, but, you know.
02:09:16
leong kennedick
So you're saying that you wish this was more accepted in in Western culture, Chris. That's what you're saying, right?
02:09:23
Steve-O
God damn it. he's He's spinning your words. Get out of the line of fire. We gotta move on. We gotta to move on.
02:09:30
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, let's get weird.
02:09:30
Steve-O
We gotta...
02:09:30
SinkorSwim
yeah but So let's move on to something less controversial.
02:09:30
leong kennedick
right.
02:09:31
Steve-O
if
02:09:33
SinkorSwim
The new Harry Potter TV show trailer dropped this week.
02:09:36
Steve-O
Oh, Jesus. This...
02:09:40
leong kennedick
hold you I told you not to mention it, Devin.
02:09:41
Steve-O
this visually This visually doesn't look different from the movie.
02:09:41
BARFINGLEON
be
02:09:43
leong kennedick
We're not allowed to talk about it.
02:09:46
SinkorSwim
You don't think I think it visually does look different because it's much darker.
02:09:49
Steve-O
It just... i
02:09:51
leong kennedick
Well, yeah, I talked to Sam about it, and she said that maybe they are trying to stay more close to how the books are.
02:09:59
BARFINGLEON
You say darker, Devin.
02:09:59
SinkorSwim
Like.
02:09:59
leong kennedick
Because, yeah, because it's a darker...
02:10:00
SinkorSwim
No, like, like it just.
02:10:01
BARFINGLEON
Was that in reference to a certain character change?
02:10:02
leong kennedick
Oh,
02:10:03
Steve-O
like visually dark.
02:10:04
SinkorSwim
didn No, I mean.
02:10:06
BARFINGLEON
Is that what you were implying there, Devin?
02:10:06
leong kennedick
you son of a...
02:10:07
SinkorSwim
God damn
02:10:08
leong kennedick
The memes have been so fucking savage about it. It's like, it's insane, dude. It's crazy.
02:10:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:10:14
leong kennedick
About Black Snape. Dude, you know lily you know Lily Potter's gonna be a fucking baddie, though.
02:10:16
BARFINGLEON
It's rough.
02:10:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Well, I mean, she was always going to be she was always supposed to be a patty.
02:10:20
leong kennedick
You know?
02:10:22
leong kennedick
And you know, this just confirms my my my assumptions that um that Harry Potter's dad is was a fucking racist piece of shit. MAGA head.
02:10:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, i read somewhere that there is a scene in the books in which Harry Potter's father hangs Snape from a tree.
02:10:32
leong kennedick
So...
02:10:39
leong kennedick
That's what i'm saying. no Not only that, Chris, but like this this heart this Hermione mixed race.
02:10:40
SinkorSwim
No, he like, yeah, he actually.
02:10:41
Steve-O
Amen.
02:10:45
leong kennedick
So when Draco Malfoy is calling her a mudblood, that's going to hit a little different with with this.
02:10:50
BARFINGLEON
gonna ring a little harder.
02:10:50
SinkorSwim
What if he just doesn't?
02:10:51
BARFINGLEON
Gonna ring a little harder.
02:10:51
SinkorSwim
What if he just doesn't?
02:10:52
BARFINGLEON
Oh!
02:10:52
SinkorSwim
He just says the other word. And you're like, oh, my God, Draco.
02:10:54
leong kennedick
What if they don't say mudblood at all? He just says muggle.
02:10:57
BARFINGLEON
Drago!
02:10:58
SinkorSwim
Draco, what the fuck?
02:10:59
BARFINGLEON
That's...
02:11:00
leong kennedick
um I'll tell you this, though, Steve. i don't really I don't really give a fuck.
02:11:03
BARFINGLEON
And Dumbledore's like, it's i i it's okay.
02:11:05
leong kennedick
I could i could give i could give a rat's ass about about Harry Potter.
02:11:07
BARFINGLEON
I've heard it before. Why can't I say it?
02:11:10
leong kennedick
but um But man, Nick Frost was was selling it to me as Hagrid. He looks good as Hagrid, I think.
02:11:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah. It's just weird because like Hagrid's so not important after like season two, I feel like, or three, maybe three after the buck beat stuff.
02:11:24
BARFINGLEON
They got it for a season.
02:11:25
leong kennedick
Who else is in this?
02:11:27
SinkorSwim
He's kind of.
02:11:27
leong kennedick
Oh, fucking trent the Trinity Killer as Dumbledore.
02:11:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:11:30
leong kennedick
I'm in.
02:11:31
SinkorSwim
oh That's it.
02:11:32
leong kennedick
I'm in. Locked in, baby. give me my hair give Give me my sorting hat. what what What house am I in? Oh, Slytherin.
02:11:40
SinkorSwim
ah You're in house.
02:11:41
leong kennedick
Perfect.
02:11:41
SinkorSwim
You're in house Trinity.
02:11:42
leong kennedick
I'm in House i'm in a House KKK is Slytherin, basically.
02:11:44
Steve-O
ah trinity
02:11:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah. You're just in Trinity's house on fucking Thanksgiving.
02:11:51
leong kennedick
i mean, and like it looks...
02:11:52
SinkorSwim
You just gotta to hang out.
02:11:53
leong kennedick
it looks like Here's the other thing. like It looks really like a high production quality, though. like It looks like they really they really dumped a bunch of money into this.
02:11:58
SinkorSwim
It does.
02:12:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
02:12:01
BARFINGLEON
What is it coming out on?
02:12:02
leong kennedick
Will it save J.K. Rowling?
02:12:04
Steve-O
hb max i think well i mean i guess maybe paramount plus now who knows
02:12:04
leong kennedick
No.
02:12:05
BARFINGLEON
HBO Max.
02:12:10
BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah.
02:12:10
leong kennedick
I don't know any of these guys, these people that are in in this.
02:12:12
SinkorSwim
It is coming out Christmas.
02:12:14
BARFINGLEON
Hobo Max.
02:12:16
leong kennedick
I just thought that John Lithgow as Dumbledore is like such a weird, such a weird casting.
02:12:16
BARFINGLEON
Christmas on Hobo Max.
02:12:21
SinkorSwim
It's a weird pick, but I mean, i guess.
02:12:23
BARFINGLEON
He plays a lot of Englishmen.
02:12:23
SinkorSwim
it'd be Yeah.
02:12:23
leong kennedick
But dude, maybe he took, maybe he took the least amount of money out of all the people.
02:12:24
BARFINGLEON
He was Winston Churchill like four times.
02:12:29
leong kennedick
Like he,
02:12:30
BARFINGLEON
ah
02:12:30
leong kennedick
he had the lowest he had the lowest value so they just like
02:12:32
SinkorSwim
Well, listen, they couldn't give it to Frazier because he's a he's a piece of shit in real life.
02:12:37
BARFINGLEON
ah you know I think they're pretty loose in the whole piece of shit thing with this Harry Potter show coming out
02:12:40
Steve-O
Yeah, i don't think...
02:12:40
SinkorSwim
yeah ah That's a touche to you, sir.
02:12:42
Steve-O
but
02:12:45
SinkorSwim
Yes.
02:12:47
leong kennedick
who's gonna be who who are they dude who's gonna be the baddie they cast as Cedric Diggory Austin Butler done
02:12:54
SinkorSwim
Oh, I don't. You know what?
02:13:00
BARFINGLEON
ah
02:13:00
SinkorSwim
37 year old Austin Butler at that point.
02:13:02
leong kennedick
Sirius Black.
02:13:02
BARFINGLEON
I failed five times.
02:13:04
SinkorSwim
this
02:13:04
leong kennedick
Who's Sirius Black?
02:13:06
SinkorSwim
Who would be? Who's a good serious black? ah I don't know. I can't think that far ahead. I need to know if the show's good.
02:13:15
leong kennedick
Austin Butler. Next.
02:13:19
SinkorSwim
Will it get a season two? Yes. Will it get a season three?
02:13:23
leong kennedick
Dude, are you kidding me? the This is going to get HBO all the money that they lost on Game of Thrones Season 5.
02:13:24
SinkorSwim
Who knows?
02:13:30
SinkorSwim
I guess. It's just like, I just really...
02:13:31
leong kennedick
Like they're just going to get all the money back by making by just making this.
02:13:34
SinkorSwim
It's just, you know what sucks though? It's like the, the first two movies I think are really accurate to the book because they were the shortest ones.
02:13:36
leong kennedick
It's an ATM.
02:13:43
BARFINGLEON
And they suck.
02:13:45
leong kennedick
And they're not Prisoner prisoner of Azkaban, the only good one.
02:13:48
SinkorSwim
Well, I'm just saying like, like I didn't feel like they were, they left a lot out. So i really think season one and two are just going like, yeah, this is the movie, but longer.
02:13:58
leong kennedick
Yeah, Sam was saying that the um there's one movie that left a lot of shit out. Which one was it? It was... Hold on.
02:14:04
SinkorSwim
Probably, don't know. It's been a minute, but.
02:14:07
leong kennedick
Yeah, don't don't shoot yourself in the foot here, Devin. Which book was It was ah Order of the Phoenix. She said, like, half of the book was, like, truncated from the movie just because there was so much in it.
02:14:15
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
02:14:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, because they they literally just got longer and longer.
02:14:21
leong kennedick
Like, there's a bunch of stuff.
02:14:23
SinkorSwim
It was like crazy.
02:14:26
SinkorSwim
But. um
02:14:27
leong kennedick
And then... Sam's like, oh yeah, it sucks because not going every year. it's gonna be every two years. I'm like, a dude, it's just like fucking the movies. It's just like the movies.
02:14:32
BARFINGLEON
That's TV, baby.
02:14:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude, those kids are going to be, those kids are going to dude, Harry's going to be a 42-year-old man by the time the show ends.
02:14:34
leong kennedick
But it's literally like if they remade the movies, it would be every two to three years too anyway.
02:14:38
BARFINGLEON
That's awesome.
02:14:38
leong kennedick
So.
02:14:38
BARFINGLEON
That's the way TV is now. Unfortunately.
02:14:42
leong kennedick
Deathly Hallows.
02:14:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:14:43
leong kennedick
Well, if it lasts that long. If HBO is...
02:14:44
SinkorSwim
Oh.
02:14:45
leong kennedick
If we're all alive by then. So.
02:14:47
SinkorSwim
Fair, fair, fair.
02:14:47
BARFINGLEON
Jesus Christ.
02:14:49
leong kennedick
Did you guys get that emergency alert yesterday?
02:14:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:14:53
leong kennedick
i was like, oh shit, are we getting bombed right now? What the fuck?
02:14:56
BARFINGLEON
Immediate dispersal alert lifted.
02:14:58
leong kennedick
Yeah, it was some like...
02:14:59
SinkorSwim
Oh, can can I, I didn't get that, but you know what I got?
02:15:00
leong kennedick
Oh
02:15:02
SinkorSwim
I got the, when the flyover happened for opening day, the Phillies, I thought I was going to get exploded. Cause like, cause it was loud.
02:15:10
leong kennedick
my god.
02:15:11
Steve-O
Oh, Jesus.
02:15:12
leong kennedick
You heard the fire bobs from Grave of the Fireflies? You just heard their...
02:15:15
SinkorSwim
Dude. I was like, Oh, I, I, dude, I'm not even kidding.
02:15:16
leong kennedick
Oh
02:15:18
SinkorSwim
I braced. I was like, Oh,
02:15:19
leong kennedick
my god, Devin. Jesus. Jesus.
02:15:21
SinkorSwim
Because I had no idea. And then I went on the internet and like I went on Reddit and somebody was just like, like the Philly subreddit. And they were like, before you ask, it was the flyover. And I was like, oh, thank God. Because it was loud as hell, dude. And I do not recall them being that loud.
02:15:38
SinkorSwim
But anyway, back to it where where I'm stunned.
02:15:41
SinkorSwim
Forgotten Island, the universal pictures from the creators of Puss in Boots, The Last Wish.
02:15:41
leong kennedick
Yeah, Harry Potter, whatever.
02:15:45
BARFINGLEON
my
02:15:48
Steve-O
Yeah, the Puss in Boots director team.
02:15:50
SinkorSwim
Puss in Boots team.
02:15:53
SinkorSwim
And it looks good.
02:15:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:15:56
SinkorSwim
I don't want to say it looks great because it's it's original and it like it looks pretty good.
02:16:02
BARFINGLEON
nineteen ninety s
02:16:03
Steve-O
Yeah, I think it's like it starts off in the ninety s and it's about like these two friends that like grew up and I think they grew up in the Philippines or something because the one girl...
02:16:05
SinkorSwim
It's the
02:16:09
SinkorSwim
the story of friendship.
02:16:12
leong kennedick
Oh shit, I guess I gotta watch it now.
02:16:14
SinkorSwim
Oh, dude.
02:16:15
Steve-O
The one girl talks about like moving to the States.
02:16:16
leong kennedick
I'm locked in!
02:16:16
SinkorSwim
That was Dirty Pool, Steve. Yeah.
02:16:18
Steve-O
Why not? This is, it's in the trailer.
02:16:20
SinkorSwim
I think they're a Filipino, maybe.
02:16:26
SinkorSwim
John, i think they're Filipino.
02:16:26
Steve-O
What's the word? What's the word, John?
02:16:32
leong kennedick
my god.
02:16:32
SinkorSwim
Okay. Also, um another, another, I guess we'll call this genre raid likes the furious trailer, which is.
02:16:35
BARFINGLEON
How they grow up together. Oh, this is going to be good.
02:16:42
SinkorSwim
that
02:16:42
leong kennedick
Oh, dude, I'm locked into this movie, man.
02:16:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I think he's, I think.
02:16:45
Steve-O
You're in on?
02:16:45
leong kennedick
Holy shit.
02:16:46
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, dude, I'm in.
02:16:47
leong kennedick
This movie looks sick, dude.
02:16:47
BARFINGLEON
I'm in, too.
02:16:49
SinkorSwim
i think these I think the main character's are Filipino, maybe?
02:16:49
leong kennedick
Are you kidding me, man?
02:16:52
Steve-O
Maybe, uh...
02:16:53
SinkorSwim
don't know.
02:16:55
leong kennedick
He might be a Filipino, maybe.
02:16:57
SinkorSwim
Philadelphian Filipino, maybe?
02:16:58
leong kennedick
wait
02:16:59
SinkorSwim
I can't tell.
02:17:00
leong kennedick
Dude, this movie looks awesome. Like, even if even if this like the story isn't that great, like it looks like a fucking hell of a time, dude.
02:17:01
BARFINGLEON
Dude bites a guy's finger off in this trailer.
02:17:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:04
Steve-O
That's wild.
02:17:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:09
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, this looks like fun.
02:17:09
SinkorSwim
Listen, I think we're... Yeah.
02:17:09
leong kennedick
and there's like 50 old boy references in just the trailer alone.
02:17:13
Steve-O
Give him hammer.
02:17:13
leong kennedick
So like I'm down.
02:17:13
SinkorSwim
every every year Every few years, we need a new, like, fucking...
02:17:18
leong kennedick
We need a raid to come out.
02:17:18
SinkorSwim
karate martial arts psycho movie.
02:17:19
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:17:19
leong kennedick
We need a raid to come out.
02:17:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:22
BARFINGLEON
These are wonderful.
02:17:23
leong kennedick
No, a couple of those guys are from the raid, right?
02:17:23
BARFINGLEON
They hit they hit the spot.
02:17:25
leong kennedick
The bow and arrow guy was in raid, right?
02:17:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:27
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, the dog from the raid.
02:17:27
leong kennedick
They got a bow and arrow guy, Chris.
02:17:29
SinkorSwim
Oh, dude. Doug rule.
02:17:32
leong kennedick
This is going be so sick. Are you kidding me?
02:17:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:34
leong kennedick
This game, this movie is going be amazing.
02:17:34
BARFINGLEON
guy with hammers, beating people up with hammers. The guy jumps up 20 feet in the air, kicking him in the face.
02:17:38
Steve-O
Hammers.
02:17:39
leong kennedick
ah The guy climbs a mountain of men that he washed first in the middle of a fucking MMA octagon.
02:17:42
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:17:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah. It just beats the shit out of them with hammers.
02:17:45
BARFINGLEON
you
02:17:46
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:17:47
leong kennedick
David, it come on, dog.
02:17:48
BARFINGLEON
Devin, is that what you're waiting for in UFC?
02:17:49
leong kennedick
this Is this what you want?
02:17:49
SinkorSwim
and And then I'm going to have to hear you guys.
02:17:51
leong kennedick
Is
02:17:51
SinkorSwim
I'm going to have to hear you guys say, oh, I think the actor could fucking win in every fight ever.
02:17:51
BARFINGLEON
Fucking hammer.
02:17:55
BARFINGLEON
yeah I think this is better than UFC, personally.
02:17:58
SinkorSwim
i mean, it probably will be.
02:17:58
BARFINGLEON
This is just way more entertaining.
02:17:59
Steve-O
Why don't they do this, Devin? Why don't they just do a battle royale in the cage?
02:18:01
SinkorSwim
It'll be better than the White House card.
02:18:04
leong kennedick
this the Furious?
02:18:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, this movie looks fucking dope.
02:18:05
leong kennedick
Let me watch this trailer again. This movie looks so looks amazing.
02:18:08
BARFINGLEON
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
02:18:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah, this movie looks like
02:18:09
BARFINGLEON
I'm in.
02:18:09
leong kennedick
And all all I'm hearing is that it's like fucking crazy. And he's mute. The main character's mute, I think.
02:18:14
BARFINGLEON
Ooh! Ooh!
02:18:15
Steve-O
Dude, WALL-E right there, baby.
02:18:17
BARFINGLEON
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
02:18:17
leong kennedick
Bro!
02:18:18
SinkorSwim
Dude, the first comment on this on this post is this YouTube link. is we're We getting Mad Dog again with like 10 exclamation points.
02:18:26
BARFINGLEON
Mm-hmm.
02:18:28
SinkorSwim
Hell yeah.
02:18:28
leong kennedick
That's the guy, right? From Raid?
02:18:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:29
BARFINGLEON
Yep, the mad dog.
02:18:30
leong kennedick
That's that bow and arrow guy. Mad Dog.
02:18:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:18:33
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah. We get Mad Dog in movie, we watch.
02:18:34
SinkorSwim
Mad Dog was so good. Took two main characters and take him out. du the
02:18:39
BARFINGLEON
yeah
02:18:40
SinkorSwim
Fucking, I love that. Yeah.
02:18:41
leong kennedick
I'm trying to figure out what's going on with the story.
02:18:42
BARFINGLEON
if
02:18:43
leong kennedick
Like, do they end up fighting each other? Like, is it two guys that are that are trying to find their loved ones?
02:18:45
SinkorSwim
I don't know.
02:18:48
BARFINGLEON
I think it's two men that are on the same hunt for revenge from the same family of organized crime.
02:18:52
leong kennedick
Dude, I need... Chris, I got chills watching this trailer. I'm like, I need this shit.
02:18:58
BARFINGLEON
I know. This looks fucking good, dude.
02:18:59
leong kennedick
Look at all this martial arts, too.
02:19:01
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:19:01
leong kennedick
The fucking hammer, dog!
02:19:03
SinkorSwim
right and It looks sick.
02:19:04
BARFINGLEON
I know.
02:19:05
SinkorSwim
It looks sick.
02:19:05
BARFINGLEON
That sledge to the guy's head is...
02:19:07
Steve-O
Oh, the sledge to the head, dude.
02:19:08
BARFINGLEON
lids in my mind.
02:19:08
leong kennedick
Bro!
02:19:09
SinkorSwim
Likes to the head.
02:19:09
leong kennedick
oh
02:19:11
leong kennedick
Dude, he's literally climb climbing dudes in the octagon, Devin, while hammering dudes in the head. Like, this is...
02:19:20
leong kennedick
ah This looks incredible.
02:19:20
Steve-O
And this is this year? This comes out this year?
02:19:22
leong kennedick
Yeah, Chris, there's this shot where the camera is, like, in the...
02:19:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:19:25
BARFINGLEON
think it came out last year and it's now being distributed this year.
02:19:26
leong kennedick
The camera's, like, in the rafters of the hallway, and you see all the cabling available of the of the electric in the building while they're running, and I'm just like, dude, this might be...
02:19:28
Steve-O
okay.
02:19:34
BARFINGLEON
Hmm.
02:19:37
leong kennedick
This might be him.
02:19:37
BARFINGLEON
It looks great. It looks fucking really well shot, too.
02:19:40
leong kennedick
It looks...
02:19:42
BARFINGLEON
so
02:19:42
leong kennedick
Yeah, there's a lot of, uh, I don't know, whats what's the term for that? Where it's like you're in the walls, but like you're not in the structure of the building. Like it feels like there's a lot of, dude, he bites the guy's finger off.
02:19:55
SinkorSwim
like the children under the stairs situation they're just running around you know you don't gotta
02:19:55
leong kennedick
Yeah, this, there's a fucking Asian cowboy, Devin.
02:20:02
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, with a shotgun.
02:20:03
leong kennedick
Come on.
02:20:04
BARFINGLEON
yeah Some wild shit. this chair
02:20:07
leong kennedick
ah this wo This trailer's got everything, man.
02:20:08
BARFINGLEON
o chock full wild shit are we doing
02:20:13
leong kennedick
Yeah, I cannot wait to watch this. yeah We're day zero, right? When does this come out?
02:20:17
Steve-O
It doesn't say in a thing.
02:20:18
leong kennedick
Oh, it's Sam's birthday.
02:20:19
Steve-O
Oh, is it?
02:20:19
leong kennedick
I was like, Sam, I know it's your birthday.
02:20:21
SinkorSwim
i got a birthday present
02:20:22
BARFINGLEON
and we dealing with this
02:20:23
Steve-O
You got a birthday movie. we
02:20:25
SinkorSwim
I have the best gift for you.
02:20:28
Steve-O
called The Furious.
02:20:30
leong kennedick
maybe maybe but if it's day zero, we'll go the day before or something if we can.
02:20:33
SinkorSwim
Just be like, listen, a babe, this is my culture. you don't understand.
02:20:37
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, May 29th. Wow. Awesome.
02:20:40
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:20:40
BARFINGLEON
I'm in.
02:20:41
SinkorSwim
It's going to fun.
02:20:41
leong kennedick
Sign me up. Is it an IMAX? 70 millimeter?
02:20:46
SinkorSwim
I'll make it in IMAX.
02:20:46
leong kennedick
Where can we... We're going to Lincoln Theater in New York to watch this?
02:20:49
BARFINGLEON
Watch it just like I did with the raid. It was just me and two other guys in the theater and we were all like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
02:20:53
leong kennedick
This looks so cute.
02:20:58
leong kennedick
This is what I want.
02:20:58
BARFINGLEON
What a great experience that was.
02:20:58
leong kennedick
This is all... This is all I want in a movie. This, RRR. Like, this is all I want from movies now. You know?
02:21:06
BARFINGLEON
There is a four-hour epic Indian film that's gaining quite popularity currently.
02:21:11
leong kennedick
Is it by a the RRR guy?
02:21:14
SinkorSwim
no
02:21:14
leong kennedick
Or is he just locked in the Disney basement right now, like, trying to figure out how to make Star Wars for them?
02:21:14
BARFINGLEON
No, no.
02:21:17
SinkorSwim
No, yeah like he's been hyping up his new movie. like it's i don't He's like, it's coming.
02:21:21
leong kennedick
Or X-Men?
02:21:22
SinkorSwim
The trailer's coming.
02:21:25
leong kennedick
Oh, man. Is it gonna be, like... How do you follow up RRR, though? Like, I feel like you retire after that.
02:21:30
SinkorSwim
No, that's a tough one. just you just
02:21:33
leong kennedick
Like, you make... Like, that's, like, you know...
02:21:34
SinkorSwim
I think you got to give it one more at that and then... ah
02:21:37
leong kennedick
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. And then he was done. Like, that's the Ninth Symphony right there. RRR, you know? Man, I can't wait to watch this Furious movie, though.
02:21:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah,
02:21:47
SinkorSwim
it's going sick. um
02:21:49
leong kennedick
I need this movie.
02:21:49
SinkorSwim
Less good looking, but I still think could be a fun... think we mean need more like straight thrillers in our lives. And ah Apex looks not terrible. Taron Egerton and...
02:22:03
SinkorSwim
ah but but but but but Why am I blanking on her name? She's very famous and successful.
02:22:09
Steve-O
Charlize Theron.
02:22:10
SinkorSwim
Thank you. Thank you.
02:22:11
BARFINGLEON
Wow.
02:22:12
SinkorSwim
Thank you. um It's kind of like a, like, Hey, I'm going to hunt you in the woods type movie. it seems pretty straight, a straight shooter in terms of what the movies can be, but I don't know, man.
02:22:24
Steve-O
Mohanji.
02:22:26
SinkorSwim
ah We don't, we don't have like simple movies like this too often. I feel like, so I'm into it.
02:22:34
SinkorSwim
Uh, trailer and then one little last piece of news. Uh, the end of Oak street is the new movie by the, it follower, it follows writer director.
02:22:46
SinkorSwim
um I didn't see his last movie cause I just, I didn't hear about it. Um, under this silver Lake, but this movie does look just a little bit more interesting to my opinion. And it has a s sick cast and Hathaway.
02:23:01
SinkorSwim
um fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi.
02:23:06
BARFINGLEON
Ewan McGregor.
02:23:06
SinkorSwim
You and McGregor, thank you, thank you.
02:23:08
Steve-O
UU.
02:23:09
SinkorSwim
ah And it's just like their entire street just moves. It just gets transported somewhere else. um And I think it's a Bad Robot production.
02:23:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah, so it kind of has like a little bit of a I don't want to say Spielbergian, but it it it feels in that vein, which isn't, yeah, Cloverfield-ish.
02:23:20
Steve-O
okay
02:23:29
Steve-O
Cloverfieldish.
02:23:30
leong kennedick
I don't know, man. I think Project Hail Mary was probably the closest thing we've had to like a true Spielbergian movie.
02:23:34
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, absolutely. fuckingly
02:23:37
SinkorSwim
Sure, but I'm just saying like like the vibe, right? um
02:23:40
leong kennedick
Okay.
02:23:41
SinkorSwim
It's just kind of like, oh, it's it's weird. It's interesting. it's I don't know where we're going next, but okay. And again, that It Follows is awesome.
02:23:49
Steve-O
Thank you.
02:23:52
SinkorSwim
And I kind of wish... I'm glad this movie seems to be getting a little bit more buzz than the other one was. And this is coming out when? When, when, when? August 14th. So...
02:24:08
SinkorSwim
You know, we got a little bit of time, but it looks pretty decent. And then I'm going to chalk this up to the weirdest news I've heard all week. um Stephen Colbert is set to adapt a new Lord of the Rings movie.
02:24:25
SinkorSwim
Based on the fog of the Barrow Downs chapter. um So if you're you're keeping score at home, Amazon has that Amazon show.
02:24:38
SinkorSwim
There's a movie called The Hunt for Gollum, which is coming out in, I think, maybe this year or next year. And they announced ah a new movie, which takes place after Frodo dies.
02:24:55
SinkorSwim
And it is basically...
02:24:59
SinkorSwim
I don't 14 years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Mary, and Pippin set out to retrace the first step of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter, Eleanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why they wore the ring was nearly lost before it even began.
02:25:08
leong kennedick
Thank you.
02:25:16
SinkorSwim
um Yeah. i don't I don't know.
02:25:23
SinkorSwim
i'll be honest. I was glad that scene got cut in the first place.
02:25:27
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, this is a
02:25:28
SinkorSwim
I didn't like it in the book, and it's including Tom Bombadil. The only thing, listen, it's just including all the things I was glad that wasn't in the ah in the original movies.
02:25:33
BARFINGLEON
rough.
02:25:41
SinkorSwim
The only thing this has going for it is Stephen Colbert is, I think, just impossible to dislike. And he probably knows more about Lord the Rings than 99% people alive today.
02:25:56
SinkorSwim
And it's like, I guess I can't be mad at it. But it's like, all right. Cool.
02:26:03
BARFINGLEON
Just seems a little cheap is all.
02:26:04
Steve-O
I think you give Samwise a hammer and just let him go nuts.
02:26:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah, just, you know what?
02:26:11
SinkorSwim
Just let him go crazy. I fucking.
02:26:13
leong kennedick
sure
02:26:15
Steve-O
Furious Samwise. That's what we'll call it.
02:26:17
SinkorSwim
I, ah yeah, I don't know. i don't know. i I guess i'm I would be mad if it was anybody other than Stephen Colbert thrown in in here, which is also why I think ah they were very upfront about that.
02:26:33
SinkorSwim
Hey, this guy, remember him? You like him, right?
02:26:35
Steve-O
You like this guy.
02:26:36
SinkorSwim
Here's some weird news that you're probably not going to be super into.
02:26:39
Steve-O
I'm glad he's, you know, working again, right? Isn't he, like, leaving?
02:26:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah, i was really worried about his career after he made generational money.
02:26:43
Steve-O
has left
02:26:49
SinkorSwim
It never has to work again. But. You know. Good for him.
02:26:55
Steve-O
Good for him. He's making Lord of the Rings.
02:26:56
SinkorSwim
No listen. Again. I think like there's. There's a few people that are almost impossible to hate. I think Stephen Colbert up there. And he knows what talking about. I'm not like. Oh. They gave this fucking random guy a job. Like.
02:27:10
SinkorSwim
But also, listen, i don't I don't recall Stephen Colbert being a particular writer of note for the screen. So it's a big shrug for me.
02:27:23
Steve-O
We'll find out. We'll find out if he can write a Lord of the Ring.
02:27:24
SinkorSwim
We'll find out.
02:27:27
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:27:27
Steve-O
So.
02:27:28
SinkorSwim
Maybe if he talked about it.
02:27:28
BARFINGLEON
Anybody can really write a Lord the Rings though.
02:27:29
SinkorSwim
If they said this is like and a weird audio book or something, i would have been like a little bit more less puzzled. But. whatever But that is the news for the week.
02:27:40
Steve-O
good All right, everybody. I think that's it for this episode. ah We'll be back next week. Devin, we got to we got to figure out a new ah a new sink or swim.
02:27:51
SinkorSwim
Well, listen, sir we we got we got we got different decades.
02:27:52
BARFINGLEON
can do TV.
02:27:54
Steve-O
could do TV.
02:27:54
SinkorSwim
TV might be tough, though, because it's like TV can span decades.
02:27:58
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, but we can do, you know, a like the 90s and do the 80s on Metacritic.
02:28:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I mean, yeah, listen, we could also just switch decades. We could switch decades. We could switch scores. Because we're at 80.
02:28:07
Steve-O
Yeah, but you know what? Devin's choice.
02:28:10
SinkorSwim
All right.
02:28:10
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, we'll leave that in your hands.
02:28:11
Steve-O
Surprise us.
02:28:11
leong kennedick
Steeler's choice.
02:28:12
SinkorSwim
no Games over 95 and
02:28:16
BARFINGLEON
Theater productions.
02:28:16
SinkorSwim
and Yes.
02:28:20
leong kennedick
Musicals.
02:28:20
SinkorSwim
There is Hamilton and Cats, and I am out of...
02:28:21
BARFINGLEON
Musicals.
02:28:23
Steve-O
Oh, there you go. what if you do What if you do mixed media? So it would be like movies, games, TV, but it's all in a certain like score bracket.
02:28:33
SinkorSwim
Maybe.
02:28:33
Steve-O
Like the top dogs.
02:28:34
SinkorSwim
that'll be tough, though.
02:28:35
BARFINGLEON
Hmm.
02:28:35
Steve-O
would be It would be tough.
02:28:36
BARFINGLEON
Interesting.
02:28:38
SinkorSwim
I will say, I like to i like two spots since instead three. I thought it made it more vicious.
02:28:45
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, i agree.
02:28:45
SinkorSwim
It hurt more.
02:28:46
Steve-O
Yeah. Pain.
02:28:47
SinkorSwim
It's kind of what you want. And, you know, again, i think officially my rules.
02:28:49
Steve-O
Pain.
02:28:50
BARFINGLEON
Made me think a little harder.
02:28:55
SinkorSwim
ah We killed Tim. We ate Tim.
02:28:57
Steve-O
We did eat Tim.
02:28:58
SinkorSwim
Tim dingy.
02:28:58
Steve-O
Tim no longer has a dinghy.
02:28:59
BARFINGLEON
No more dingy. No more dingy.
02:29:01
SinkorSwim
Sorry. Sorry, Tim.
02:29:02
Steve-O
If Tim had only mentioned one of those movies.
02:29:05
SinkorSwim
If Tim had only mentioned Upgrade,
02:29:08
Steve-O
Fuck him.
02:29:08
SinkorSwim
man i sure you Yeah, after he's like, actually, ah i think I think it's an okay movie, but I really like Upgrade.
02:29:09
BARFINGLEON
Talking about Upgrade? I love Upgrade.
02:29:11
Steve-O
believe he hasn't mentioned Upgrade.
02:29:17
Steve-O
Upgrade, that's a fun one.
02:29:18
SinkorSwim
Scott Pilgrim's decent, I guess, but Upgrade...
02:29:20
BARFINGLEON
Dude's got guns in their arms. What do you think? Of course I love Upgrade.
02:29:26
Steve-O
All right.
02:29:26
SinkorSwim
He does karate.
02:29:28
Steve-O
We'll be back next week with karate.
02:29:31
SinkorSwim
With Upgrade, more Upgrade updates.
02:29:31
Steve-O
So until then, we'll upgrade. Let us know your thoughts.
02:29:34
BARFINGLEON
Y'all see Upgrade?
02:29:36
Steve-O
la Who do you think had the best boat?
02:29:36
SinkorSwim
How's the Upgrade?
02:29:37
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:29:40
SinkorSwim
Ooh, that's a good point.
02:29:40
BARFINGLEON
Oh, good question.
02:29:42
Steve-O
That's a good one. We'll see what people think. All right, everybody. See you.
02:29:47
SinkorSwim
I think I have the best bones.