Hoppers

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SinkorSwim: Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of March 30th, 2026. Do your taxes. I still haven't done my taxes.

SinkorSwim: I'm worried about doing my taxes.

Steve-O: You got do your taxes.

leong kennedick: ah you haven't You haven't done them yet?

SinkorSwim: I'm a piece of trash and I haven't done them. No. My name is Devin Kopeck and I haven't done my taxes. With me, I guess, the Mr. Taxman, Chris Kalani.

BARFINGLEON: um Mr. Tax Manager, you have to do his taxes either.

SinkorSwim: Ooh! I'm in good company.

BARFINGLEON: So.

SinkorSwim: I guess another Mr. Taxman, Steve O'Tierry.

Steve-O: They call me Irwin R. Shyster, and I am ready to make sure that the IRS is ready to take you down.

SinkorSwim: And the guy who said, hey, hey, Mr. President, you know what you should do? You should put your signature on the on the bills, on the bills. That's a good idea. John Suarez.

BARFINGLEON: nice pick.

leong kennedick: I did my taxes.

SinkorSwim: Nice, nice idea. Nice idea, John.

leong kennedick: I did do my taxes, so.

SinkorSwim: Okay. All right.

BARFINGLEON: You paid for the war in Iran. Early.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, way to go

BARFINGLEON: Way to go.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know what I didn't. I didn't. um I'm in protest.

BARFINGLEON: Finance. That's bombs. They're dropping on children. What?

SinkorSwim: It was really...

BARFINGLEON: What? Am wrong?

SinkorSwim: was

Steve-O: He's right.

BARFINGLEON: Am

SinkorSwim: a fun show. We're all having a good time.

BARFINGLEON: I I said it in a fun way.

SinkorSwim: We're all having a good time.

BARFINGLEON: I said it in a fun way.

SinkorSwim: We're all good.

Steve-O: He did a little voice.

SinkorSwim: We're

Steve-O: He did a little voice. It was.

BARFINGLEON: i so I was.

Steve-O: one

BARFINGLEON: It was fun enough.

SinkorSwim: all having a good time. The news showed up.

BARFINGLEON: I got a bomb to drop on you guys.

SinkorSwim: ah Oh, no.

Steve-O: tasteless.

BARFINGLEON: What are you talking

leong kennedick: oh Oh.

SinkorSwim: Yay! I didn't

Steve-O: That was a tasteless segue.

BARFINGLEON: about? I finally beat Resident Evil

Steve-O: Oh, that's good.

SinkorSwim: say that.

Steve-O: That's good.

leong kennedick: What'd you think?

BARFINGLEON: I throw flowers at my Steam Deck.

leong kennedick: Devin thinks Devin thinks eight. Devin still thinks eight is the best in the series. So like, how do you feel about that?

SinkorSwim: I didn't say that. didn't dare you.

leong kennedick: of course.

BARFINGLEON: yeah i Easy peasy, ranking, squeezy, remake four, remake two, this bad boy, right right there.

leong kennedick: Oh, wow.

SinkorSwim: Oh, and then we're just off the ring.

leong kennedick: Okay, so it's in your top five? it's Top three?

BARFINGLEON: Top three. Yeah, I think that's pretty fair.

leong kennedick: Alright, okay.

Steve-O: This is solid.

BARFINGLEON: um I think...

leong kennedick: Interesting. What's the common denominator in those three games, Chris? I wonder. who what is the What is the one thing that is in all three of those games?

leong kennedick: I wonder. I'm trying to think.

BARFINGLEON: I know what I'm about. I know what I'm about.

leong kennedick: All I'll say is Chris Galani likes his daddy, is all I'm saying.

Steve-O: Benny. billy

leong kennedick: Daddy! daddy You love daddy.

BARFINGLEON: is a wonderful. It's a wonderful.

leong kennedick: It was awesome, right?

BARFINGLEON: And if this is the last Leon Kennedy story I play, ah it's also wonderful.

SinkorSwim: Oh, no, Chris is... it What what should you pick first?

leong kennedick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Does that mean you got the bad ending? You thought he...

BARFINGLEON: Well, no, i I played both. I had to see both.

leong kennedick: Okay, okay, okay, okay.

BARFINGLEON: Come on. Are we nuts?

leong kennedick: I thought we had a Steve Oterio situation where he didn't know that there was a disc 2. There was...

BARFINGLEON: Oh, no.

leong kennedick: yeah he just the he hooked He destroys Albus and then he's like, oh man, Leon debt is dead?

BARFINGLEON: That is a dark, dark ending.

Steve-O: Dude, Rip Leon, man.

leong kennedick: Shit.

SinkorSwim: Wow.

leong kennedick: Fuck.

SinkorSwim: You know, hey, hey, this is last time.

Steve-O: it is That was your first impulse?

BARFINGLEON: Dark.

SinkorSwim: is last time, unless we play another prequel.

BARFINGLEON: Steve, though.

SinkorSwim: Guess it is what it is.

BARFINGLEON: Steve, i that was my first impulse, too. I destroyed Elphus. It was.

Steve-O: you didn you know what You know what my first impulse is?

BARFINGLEON: It was.

Steve-O: Hey, no matter what happens, we can take it down.

BARFINGLEON: was

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Okay. are you were you You had that feel. I was like, fuck these old rich assholes.

leong kennedick: I mean, you got Leon. Yeah, I mean, that yeah.

BARFINGLEON: I'm tired of being controlled by them.

leong kennedick: Okay, now, now Chris, chris let me let me get in there and make this about Expedition 33.

BARFINGLEON: That was my perspective.

Steve-O: That's fair.

Steve-O: Hey.

leong kennedick: How would you feel if they made Leon and and Grace fight each other at the end for the for their good ending, just randomly, at the end?

BARFINGLEON: Oh my... That would... we are

leong kennedick: It would be terrible, right?

BARFINGLEON: Wouldn't make any sense.

leong kennedick: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, obviously.

leong kennedick: All right, all right, thank you. I rest i rest my case, Your Honor.

Steve-O: I don't know if that is a fair comparison. I would like to rule that this court is out of order.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I'm not even responding. Yeah.

leong kennedick: I tried.

SinkorSwim: i get in

leong kennedick: I didn't even get a rise out of Devon out of that.

Steve-O: yeah

leong kennedick: God damn it.

BARFINGLEON: for For real, for real, though, this was a wonderful...

leong kennedick: Get in there and make this about Expedition the best story, probably, i would say, in the whole series, right?

SinkorSwim: It's

BARFINGLEON: what What a great experience. um I had fun.

SinkorSwim: a banger, right? Yeah, a banger of a good hand.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, absolute banger. And really atmospheric. And I think it might be one of the best stories. Maybe the best.

BARFINGLEON: It's the strongest.

Steve-O: yeah

BARFINGLEON: Right? and And probably the strongest script, too. Like, it's...

leong kennedick: Strongest script. Strongest acting, I would say.

BARFINGLEON: it's I guess...

Steve-O: gotta say best new character like rookie of the year grace up there definitely up there mm-hmm

SinkorSwim: Yeah, gri great rules.

leong kennedick: Best new character.

BARFINGLEON: Victor?

leong kennedick: Rookie. Yo, rookie of the year, Grace.

BARFINGLEON: Christ.

leong kennedick: Now, now i asked I asked Devin this.

BARFINGLEON: Great villain. Great villain.

leong kennedick: asked Devin this.

BARFINGLEON: like I I gotta sit on that one for a little bit.

leong kennedick: Chris, who's your great who's your Grace of the year? Is it Grace Ashcroft or Ryland Grace? Is there going to be another Grace this year in anything?

SinkorSwim: I hope so.

leong kennedick: Oh, man. Then we can actually have a Grace of the year.

SinkorSwim: got to make it a great for the year.

leong kennedick: We could actually have a...

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: a grace of the year at the end of 2026. Oh, okay.

SinkorSwim: Well, Chris, I mean, I mean i know you banged both of them, so.

BARFINGLEON: yeah meor Come on.

leong kennedick: I would. You kidding me?

BARFINGLEON: Talking about Rylan, big muscles, question mark, grace.

leong kennedick: You wouldn't, Devin?

SinkorSwim: Oh, dude, i will it in a second, in a second, dude, I'd spit on both of it.

leong kennedick: Oh, I'm sorry. That just shows me that you're not comfortable with your own sexuality, Devin.

BARFINGLEON: That dude's got electrodes locked to his body to make him look hot.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Grace.

BARFINGLEON: On a space rocket.

leong kennedick: Is there a grace in GTA? Wait... Is GTA 6 coming out this year or no?

Steve-O: We don't know. We never know.

SinkorSwim: Uh...

Steve-O: GTAs.

SinkorSwim: I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to go with hope.

Steve-O: No.

SinkorSwim: I'm going to say yes. I'm going to release Elpis and say yes.

leong kennedick: here's my my tinfoil hat theory is do they delay it?

BARFINGLEON: Releasing the big fart.

leong kennedick: do they Do they think they might not get as many sales if it's console only with the rises and the the PlayStation prices that were just announced? Or do you think that they just people will just end up buying it anyway?

Steve-O: no

SinkorSwim: No.

SinkorSwim: I honestly, I don't think GTA cares about any of that shit because they are the hype.

leong kennedick: Or... Switch 2 is coming out on Switch 2. I'm playing on Switch 2.

Steve-O: Switch to exclusive.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. yeah No, yeah. yeah oh um It's not going out.

leong kennedick: And steve Steve won't be able to bail me out bail you out of that one, Devin, because i don't think it's coming out on PC day one.

BARFINGLEON: this This...

Steve-O: They'll do the like the year later thing for PC.

leong kennedick: Actually, you know what?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: You know what, Steve? Let's go on this journey together. let's play Let's play it on Switch 2.

Steve-O: Oh, you know what?

leong kennedick: GTA 6. gta six

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: If it comes out day and date on the switch to I'll be there.

BARFINGLEON: Jesus Christ. I'm playing it on my deck. I don't care what happens. is oh i can emulate

SinkorSwim: It's not coming out on you, Jack.

leong kennedick: You're to emulate? No, he can emulate. He'll

Steve-O: Yeah, can emulate them.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. yeah ah Okay.

leong kennedick: he he'll hack it. it's chris This is Chris Galani you're talking to?

SinkorSwim: you'll You'll hack the game that's not on the PC to be on PC.

BARFINGLEON: I'll figure it out. Yeah.

Steve-O: We're willing... We're trying to make sure we don't play anything on our PlayStations ever again.

leong kennedick: no no, no. There's a hack. There's a hack if you really want to get under Devin's skin, Chris. youll You'll get it. You'll buy it for PlayStation 5, but then you'll stream play it on your Steam Deck, but

Steve-O: ah

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh.

leong kennedick: that's how That's how you you get Devin to have a fucking seizure in real time.

Steve-O: Well, I mean... That's what he's going to be doing. Devin's going to be playing on his PlayStation companion.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. Yeah, the one that you bought. that The one that you already have, Devin?

BARFINGLEON: getting the poops in the pooper? The PlayStation pooper, right?

SinkorSwim: The one that was like 50 bucks?

leong kennedick: I don't know, man. Maybe you'll get one as your wedding present this year. i don't know.

SinkorSwim: No, wouldn't it?

leong kennedick: We'll see.

BARFINGLEON: You're going to shit with that, right? Definitely.

Steve-O: Oh, you're definitely going to defecate in the room with that.

SinkorSwim: I wouldn't ask anybody to do that, man.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, do you know what? I don't even need to ask.

SinkorSwim: That's too much money.

BARFINGLEON: don't even need to ask. Don't even answer.

leong kennedick: Devin, if you were devin if you were getting if you were getting married within the next three months, I could almost guarantee you would be getting knives from me as gifts.

SinkorSwim: oh so

leong kennedick: But yeah but it might that might my obsession might die down by by October.

SinkorSwim: There might be a new hype. Yeah, there might be a new obsession.

leong kennedick: But we'll see.

SinkorSwim: All right. That's fair enough.

leong kennedick: We'll see.

Steve-O: Or it'll ramp up.

leong kennedick: But wouldn't that be a nice— you better You better get your coins ready from you and and Jenny, just in case.

SinkorSwim: Now, you know what? Wait, you know what? Honestly, i was like i was like, maybe it'll get me...

Steve-O: The coins!

leong kennedick: Just in case I do get you knives.

Steve-O: His and her knives.

SinkorSwim: Wait, would it be a knife or would it be a multi-tool?

leong kennedick: Well, I don't know. I think maybe Jenny jenny should have the multi-tool because she actually does stuff.

SinkorSwim: Because I could use a multi-tool.

leong kennedick: And then maybe I'll get you a...

SinkorSwim: No, no, dude, I do shit.

Steve-O: Jesus.

leong kennedick: Okay, I can get you a screwdriver, I think.

SinkorSwim: What are you talking about?

leong kennedick: what What do you think? He could use a screwdriver, right, guys, for his eyeglasses?

Steve-O: i Get him on a screwdriver

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah, I forgot. I'm not a nerd.

leong kennedick: No, my...

BARFINGLEON: i Now I'm interchangeable Phillips head screwdriver.

leong kennedick: The... The...

SinkorSwim: Fair enough.

BARFINGLEON: That's all he gets you. With like the yellow handle, like the weird plastic

leong kennedick: Then I get them engraved, so it's got Jenny's name on the fucking Leatherman multi-tool that costs $200, but then his $16 Walgreens screwdriver, I just scrape Devin's initials on there with the with the knife.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: Did you write my name as Devin Jenny?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's how we're going to know you from now on anyway.

leong kennedick: That would be so funny.

SinkorSwim: fair enough

leong kennedick: Well, I don't know. Maybe will die down. Maybe you will get a multi-tool at some point, Devin. I don't know. Your birthday is coming up. ah just bought I just bought Sam a but a multi-tool.

Steve-O: you'll get You'll get a multi-tool like shell, and then every year from after that moment, he'll give you one of the the tools from it.

SinkorSwim: $200 multi-tool for my birthday.

leong kennedick: One of the tools. Yeah, I'll get you.

BARFINGLEON: yeah

leong kennedick: A modular one, and then you just get he just get a ah tool.

SinkorSwim: Oh, my God.

BARFINGLEON: You've earned it this year.

SinkorSwim: Oh, my

BARFINGLEON: Gotta make sure you use the tool that he gave you previously.

leong kennedick: that had that So he just has an empty shell that has no tools on it first. It's just it's just a slab of stainless steel.

SinkorSwim: God.

BARFINGLEON: master this Master this tool first, and you will receive the next...

leong kennedick: That's it Oh my god. But, um... But yeah, Devin, I mean, all right. That's all you have to say. Because I need a multi-tool. I mean, maybe we can make that happen.

SinkorSwim: thanks

leong kennedick: You know? We'll see.

SinkorSwim: uh yeah and then you can buy me a pair of those those those uh big tough boy socks or whatever they're called

leong kennedick: it doesn't have to be It doesn't have to be from just me. You know?

Steve-O: Oh, darn tough.

leong kennedick: I mean, there's that too.

Steve-O: Darn tough.

SinkorSwim: well no i'll get a yeah and then and then chris will give me something else that's like chris will give me the knife

Steve-O: Vermont.

BARFINGLEON: No boys.

leong kennedick: Steve, I didn't wear my boots today.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I'm getting Jenny Lee.

leong kennedick: i didn't wear I didn't wear my boots today to to work.

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: I think we all know that.

leong kennedick: Cause I didn't have to work in the field today and I wanted to wear my darn tough socks, but I was like, man, should I waste it on a non boots day? So I didn't wear, I didn't wear my darn tough socks today.

leong kennedick: And I felt, I felt poor today wearing my regular socks.

Steve-O: I mean, you're basically just might as well just pull out the Hoover flags from your pants.

leong kennedick: So

BARFINGLEON: Yeah! yeah yeah

leong kennedick: might as well just, might as well just not wear socks at all.

BARFINGLEON: Let him fly.

leong kennedick: You know?

Steve-O: that's um That's a boat shoe day.

BARFINGLEON: um so you you're talking about socks. I had to i had a emergency buy underwear couple of days back.

SinkorSwim: What?

leong kennedick: Oh shit, wait, what'd you shit your pants at?

BARFINGLEON: Oh, no, no.

Steve-O: and What happened?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, explain, explain.

Steve-O: Hold on.

BARFINGLEON: No! No, no, no.

Steve-O: Wait a second.

leong kennedick: What the fuck? What if you had to emergency buy underwear?

BARFINGLEON: No, no, no.

leong kennedick: That's the only reason you have to emergency buy underwear?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, the only time it's a birthday is you shoot yourself.

leong kennedick: Is if you fucking shit your pants, Chris?

BARFINGLEON: strange

Steve-O: um

BARFINGLEON: da and

leong kennedick: Did shit your pants?

Steve-O: Did you forget to wear underpants?

leong kennedick: Did you shit your pants on the way in? Like, what happened?

BARFINGLEON: My underwear that I've been wearing, they are a specific brand that I buy.

leong kennedick: What the fuck?

BARFINGLEON: They're boxers. I'm a boxers guy. um And they're woven, not knit. That's very important. and

leong kennedick: Look at this guy.

Steve-O: Do you have, wait, hold on.

leong kennedick: The fucking Sultan.

Steve-O: Do you have a sponsorship? Is that why you didn't say the brand?

BARFINGLEON: Well, they're their Tommy Hilfiger.

SinkorSwim: I, you know what I really hope this, I'll be honest, i'll be honest, I really hope, ah du i'll be on I really hope all this preamble just ends with him saying, and I shit my pants.

leong kennedick: Oh,

Steve-O: ah oh okay.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: this fucking guy.

Steve-O: but

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: Get my pants.

leong kennedick: The fucking...

BARFINGLEON: No, no, no, no. It's kind of, it's, it's worse than that. I think

SinkorSwim: okay

leong kennedick: The Sultan... Sultan of Brunei, Christopher Galani, only wears Tommy Hilfiger underwear.

BARFINGLEON: I, I do a lot of walking around at work. I've been wearing these underwear. They've lasted for four years and pretty big.

leong kennedick: um'm I'm like you. I only wear Calvin Klein underwear that is microfiber.

BARFINGLEON: And they have been starting to get holes in them, you know, around the band.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Right.

leong kennedick: No, that's how it is. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Oh, around the band?

Steve-O: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: So not around the crotch as much as the band, believe it or not. These things, for some reason, that's where they fail.

leong kennedick: No, but yeah, but it's yeah, you don't want to.

SinkorSwim: I giggle every time I put that pair of underwear on.

BARFINGLEON: So I did...

leong kennedick: Are they are they boxer briefs or they just boxers?

SinkorSwim: I fold in it.

BARFINGLEON: Boxers.

leong kennedick: what what come on

BARFINGLEON: They're boxers.

leong kennedick: oh Oh, shit.

BARFINGLEON: i

Steve-O: This box is.

leong kennedick: You're just straight up boxers guy.

BARFINGLEON: I bent over it i've been over at work and they they ripped all the way across the band.

Steve-O: Did they split?

SinkorSwim: rip.

leong kennedick: Straight up. No. Oh, what'd you fuck?

Steve-O: Oh, oh.

leong kennedick: Did you door that? Did you door dash undies from?

BARFINGLEON: So i know I drove the Calvin Klein, the though the we have an outlet near our house.

leong kennedick: the a

leong kennedick: Dude, did you get Calvin Klein undies?

Steve-O: you know

BARFINGLEON: Of course I did.

leong kennedick: They're really good.

BARFINGLEON: I bought five pairs of them.

leong kennedick: They're the, those are the, those are the only underwear I've been wearing for like the last 15 years.

BARFINGLEON: I bought them before.

Steve-O: Are you telling me I should be getting some Calvin Klein underwear?

SinkorSwim: What was that, like $600, dude?

leong kennedick: Yes, you should.

BARFINGLEON: the boxers...

leong kennedick: Calvin Klein boxer briefs and microfiber.

BARFINGLEON: they're they're I'm a boxers guy and they're and they're they're woven, not knitted.

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: These are boxer briefs or boxers?

BARFINGLEON: That's very... No, knitted, knitted, not woven.

leong kennedick: Oh, that's important to you.

Steve-O: Knitted not woven.

BARFINGLEON: Woven is machine woven and the texture is...

leong kennedick: AI. It's Gen AI, basically, is what you're saying.

BARFINGLEON: It's not good.

Steve-O: No, I want nice stuff.

leong kennedick: It's gennna Gen AI. Yeah,

Steve-O: Gen. AI. a

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I'm 100% cotton too, underwear.

leong kennedick: yeah wait. steve are you Steve, are you boxer briefs or boxers?

BARFINGLEON: 100% cotton.

leong kennedick: Are you Balrog or are you a... a How do you know what to say?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Urien.

Steve-O: So i kind of I kind of did like, i was

SinkorSwim: Are you a Urien or a Balrog?

leong kennedick: Are you a Balrog or a Chun-Li?

Steve-O: I was a three-stage evolution Pokemon when it came to underwear.

BARFINGLEON: Same here, same here, same here.

Steve-O: Because like in middle school, like, you know, I showed up and I had my hanging whitey tighties on.

leong kennedick: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: Whitey tighties.

Steve-O: When we had locker room, I noticed all the kids were wearing boxers.

BARFINGLEON: Same.

leong kennedick: I can't wear regular boxers.

Steve-O: I was like, what was what is this? We're just, we're allowed to wear shorts.

leong kennedick: Oh, poor Steve.

Steve-O: So I switched over to boxers and then it wasn't until like, you know, kind of around the boxer brief era where they, you know, kind of came into popularity.

leong kennedick: So you boxer briefs now?

Steve-O: y'all yeah.

leong kennedick: boxer briefs now?

Steve-O: I boxer brief it up.

leong kennedick: all right.

BARFINGLEON: See, I went the opposite.

leong kennedick: So you got, all right.

BARFINGLEON: I went the opposite. I was whitey tighties. And then I moved to boxer breeze because I felt like that still gave the support of the whitey tighties, but had the boxers.

leong kennedick: That's why I like the boxer briefs.

BARFINGLEON: And then i was like, well, what the fuck am I even doing?

leong kennedick: And then my dick grew 16 inches overnight and I'm like, I can't i can't contain this in these boxer briefs.

Steve-O: i

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: I'll be honest.

Steve-O: I can't eat your cutoffs.

SinkorSwim: I, uh, my, my main issue with, but I used to be a boxer guy. Now I'm a boxer brief. My main issue is when you're, you know, when you're, when your shit flops out, it's really difficult to get it back in.

leong kennedick: Chafing.

BARFINGLEON: Well, I have buttons. There's a button on my box.

SinkorSwim: oh my God.

leong kennedick: Well, anyway, Steve, go you go to Calvin Klein, you get

BARFINGLEON: is

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

leong kennedick: Um, you get, uh, boxer briefs. I go, I like to get the boxer briefs in microfiber material.

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: Those are the min ones I've been wearing.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, anything that's ah usually 100% cotton is my go-to.

leong kennedick: They last a pretty good a while. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Anything that's like um a mix is is quite uncomfortable, I think.

SinkorSwim: Wait, ah Chris, did you then just go into the bathroom and then just slide a new, a fresh pair on?

leong kennedick: Did you do, you, did you dog it in your car?

BARFINGLEON: You better believe I did. i don i don't I am an underwear guy.

leong kennedick: you dog in your car?

BARFINGLEON: I've never not wore underwear.

Steve-O: i got some I got some TMI. When I wear black Hanes boxer briefs, i don't know what it is. These could be the most clean right out of the washer suckers.

Steve-O: My asshole itches like immediately.

leong kennedick: Dude, I'm telling you, you got to get those Calvin Klein's, man.

BARFINGLEON: Black?

Steve-O: Black. Like they the Hanes can be like blue. They could be whatever. I've been, I got a ah box of Hurley boxer briefs and those are pretty nice. They're like kind of silk.

leong kennedick: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: yeah So nobody here is fucked with me on these.

leong kennedick: All right.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

Steve-O: No, but I keep seeing Andy Austin.

SinkorSwim: i bought a pair I bought a pair one time.

leong kennedick: No, I hear about them, though. I hear about those.

Steve-O: Yeah?

leong kennedick: Are they good? They were good?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, they were good, but like they did not make my asshole itch.

Steve-O: Did they make your asshole itch?

Steve-O: Well, I'm sold.

leong kennedick: Wait, so do you wear me undies now, Devin?

SinkorSwim: No, it was it was just like a yeah I guess also a little TMI. It was like ah a cute little like anniversary gift me and my girlfriend at the time got us.

SinkorSwim: Like we got each other one. And don't know.

leong kennedick: At the time, that's...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, so it's an old it's an older relationship. So they're older and they have they have long since passed.

leong kennedick: Interesting. and you kept And you kept them, you monster?

Steve-O: Oh, the boxers have passed.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, the boxers have passed.

leong kennedick: you didn't You didn't burn them in the fire after that relationship ended?

BARFINGLEON: How long do you guys keep your boxers, Breeze boxers?

SinkorSwim: I keep them until I can comically rip them apart.

BARFINGLEON: my my Those boxers I had were five years. I had this for five.

leong kennedick: I have six pairs that have that have been three years now running since I've gotten new ones.

BARFINGLEON: Three years.

Steve-O: Damn, that's impressive.

SinkorSwim: I mean, I've never ever even thought to like keep track of that. He's going to.

leong kennedick: No, because there's special ones that i I'll wear. This is so stupid.

BARFINGLEON: Wait, Devin, what they go into what?

leong kennedick: There's shitty there's shitty Calvin Klein ones that I wear for pajamas, and then ones that I wear during the day.

BARFINGLEON: I have those two. I know exactly what you're talking about.

leong kennedick: Okay, so you got... You've got... yeah

BARFINGLEON: Devin, you said you said that you...

leong kennedick: you've got You got dreamboat undies and you've got trash to party on these is what you're saying.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, like i my my looking good undies and my shit around the house undies.

leong kennedick: yeah you know take

SinkorSwim: and love Yeah, if I if I have a ah nice pair, I will wear the nice pair.

BARFINGLEON: Well, Devin, you said you you go until what happens with those other ones?

SinkorSwim: yeah

SinkorSwim: Until um I can comically rip them apart in front of Jenny.

BARFINGLEON: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Like, have you ever...

leong kennedick: Take.

BARFINGLEON: That's about where I'm at.

SinkorSwim: like Wait, wait, have you guys...

BARFINGLEON: That's about where I'm at.

leong kennedick: What's the last pair? we Like what? So you or it's like when when one falls apart, you buy a new pair.

SinkorSwim: like Like, when there's holes in the crotch, and then Jenny will say something, and then I go, what did you say?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: And I rip my underwear off.

leong kennedick: what he's saying. Easy access, baby. That's what it's for.

SinkorSwim: and then it and then it then And then it turns into a loincloth, and then it's like, we have a laugh.

Steve-O: We are random.

BARFINGLEON: Yep.

SinkorSwim: And then i refuse to take it off.

Steve-O: Oh, you just like go for it for a few days.

SinkorSwim: For the rest of the, until, you know, it's like time, you know?

BARFINGLEON: Weeks.

Steve-O: A few weeks.

SinkorSwim: weeks Yeah.

leong kennedick: Wait, so Chris, this is your this is your first time wearing Calvin's is what you're saying? or

SinkorSwim: No, he always wore, he was always a cat.

BARFINGLEON: no No, no, no, I wore Tommy Hilfiger's for a bit.

leong kennedick: i thought it was Tommy's.

Steve-O: He was a Tommy Hilfiger guy.

leong kennedick: You used to wear Tommy Hilfiger, but now so now you're a Calvin.

SinkorSwim: Oh, oh, oh. All

BARFINGLEON: Then I went to the Calvin Klein outlet in in Blackwood and tried those.

leong kennedick: Now you're in the... Well, welcome welcome to the brotherhood.

SinkorSwim: right.

leong kennedick: Welcome to the brotherhood, Chris.

BARFINGLEON: And they they are boxers, though, not boxer briefs.

Steve-O: oh

leong kennedick: Welcome to the Freemasons. Welcome to the Calvin Klein Freemasons.

SinkorSwim: Chris, can I ask you, what was the what was the panic level? Were you at like an eight and you were like, I got to lunch now.

BARFINGLEON: I felt my asshole immediately press something against my jeans.

SinkorSwim: got to take lunch early.

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: oh that's That's not a good feeling.

BARFINGLEON: That's where I was at. Like the seam of my jeans.

SinkorSwim: And you were just like, i' I'll be back. you did Did you even explain it? Not explain it, but were you just like, okay, okay.

BARFINGLEON: Luckily, it was the end of my shift. So it was it was like I was leaving for the day and it was I had about 15 minutes and I was bare ass in my pants for, yeah, I'd say about 30 minutes, 45 minutes.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

leong kennedick: Thank you.

SinkorSwim: Oh,

SinkorSwim: i tried to I tried to work outside an outside job, no underwear, and I was like, I can't do it.

Steve-O: No underwear?

BARFINGLEON: I just can't go free bird like that.

Steve-O: Just like, out?

SinkorSwim: No.

SinkorSwim: No, I was wearing underwear, and then ah I had fast food, and it was in the middle of July, and I farted, it and I shit myself.

BARFINGLEON: can't do it. I'm too worried to.

SinkorSwim: And I was like like, to a point, to a point.

leong kennedick: See, you did poop your pants that one time.

SinkorSwim: This is my argument, right?

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: Is I will say when I did it and that's when I didn't do it.

leong kennedick: No, you did it then, too.

BARFINGLEON: The precedent proves the rule.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: ah

Steve-O: I mean, if this if this were a legal case,

SinkorSwim: but Literally. No, but literally it was like, it was like one of those where I was just like, all right, let me just go back to work. And then I was like, fuck this. I was worried for 10 minutes.

SinkorSwim: I was like, I'm just clocking I'm going home.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, you can't work with shit in your pants.

SinkorSwim: I'm not doing this.

BARFINGLEON: That's not...

SinkorSwim: no No, I mean, there was no shit in my pants. There was just bare ass, bare ass in jeans.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, bare ass in general.

SinkorSwim: And I was like, nah, not this heat.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: not that Also, i was pretty sure I had food poisoning because ah it didn't stop.

leong kennedick: Yeah, blame it on the food poisoning, Devin. Not on your... that you didn't wait too long to poop.

SinkorSwim: i try i trusted a fart that I shouldn't have.

BARFINGLEON: None of...

Steve-O: You shouldn't trust a fart.

BARFINGLEON: Not on the creature that lives inside of you that squirts acid out of you on a regular basis.

Steve-O: A

SinkorSwim: Oh my God, is that what you

Steve-O: fart will never help you.

BARFINGLEON: What?

leong kennedick: and

SinkorSwim: That's a hell of a hell

BARFINGLEON: That's what I... Oh, I describe shitting. I don't know. You guys do it.

SinkorSwim: right of a... Who just like kind of like like an udder. You

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, like you don't have a stomach anymore because of all the processed foods that you eat.

Steve-O: Jesus.

SinkorSwim: just have a little gremlin.

BARFINGLEON: It's just morphed into like a gremlin that secretes acid out of your asshole on a regular basis.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, who milks your prostate until poop comes out. I get it.

BARFINGLEON: we all know this guys. We want to do

Steve-O: Yeah, I think we went to school with that guy.

BARFINGLEON: anyway, resident evil nine requiem is a Mary in my book.

leong kennedick: Yeah,

BARFINGLEON: Um, I want to make sure I i do, do our little rating here. It's important.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Um, and I also think let, let, yeah, let's put the, you impossible game of the year stamp on it too.

SinkorSwim: I think that's a Mary across the board now.

Steve-O: Yep.

BARFINGLEON: So i'm going to hit that with the stamp.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Ah, there it is.

leong kennedick: yeah so Devin, do you truly think GTA 6 can be better than Resident Evil 9? Just off the bat.

SinkorSwim: Hmm. Man, I don't think I'll like it more. But I think if GTA I think if GTA 6 comes out it's

leong kennedick: So you think Resident Evil 9 is still going to be your your game of the year?

Steve-O: That's going to be the game everyone talks about.

SinkorSwim: It might be the game of the year just because.

BARFINGLEON: Of course, everybody is going to talk about Grand Theft Auto Sex and Resident Evil 9.

leong kennedick: Well, everyone's been talking about GTA.

BARFINGLEON: That's...

leong kennedick: so Or everyone's been talking about Resident Evil for a while.

BARFINGLEON: That's...

SinkorSwim: kind of like It's kind of like GTAs to lose, in my opinion.

BARFINGLEON: Foregone conclusion.

leong kennedick: It's

SinkorSwim: you know Assuming it's it's good.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: don't think it's going to be bad. But it's it's tough, man, because if comes out and it's like not really cooked,

Steve-O: Dude, what if you pick it up in the drive-in?

leong kennedick: What if GTA Online doesn't launch with it? Then what?

SinkorSwim: it won't.

leong kennedick: People are gonna...

SinkorSwim: I don't think it will. I'd be shocked if it did, be honest.

BARFINGLEON: Steve, you had a scenario?

Steve-O: what if What if it comes out, the driving's bad like GTA 4 again? What if they go super hyper-realistic with the driving?

leong kennedick: and Unplayable? They just go backwards?

BARFINGLEON: I can't imagine that happening. I really can't. I don't know. At this point, do their games, like, they're so polished and shit.

Steve-O: They're very polished. They're very, very polished.

leong kennedick: What if there's no actual, like, empirical evidence in this in this game that Jack Marston survived World War I?

BARFINGLEON: yeah thank

leong kennedick: That's all I want to... That's the reason I want to play it.

Steve-O: you yeah Are you worried that you will, in the game, go to the library, read all the books in the library, find out about the Marston lineage in the library, and find out that Jack died when he got like hit by a wagon wheel?

leong kennedick: run in Run into jo Jack Marston? Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: Oh, God.

BARFINGLEON: And then you go outside the library and you shoot yourself in the head with your pistol.

leong kennedick: God damn it, that

leong kennedick: instant worst game I ever played. Right off the bat, I would say. If that happened. If that was the case.

Steve-O: The ah Vice City Public Library, you just get you shoot yourself in the head outside of it.

BARFINGLEON: Well, I can reasonably say it won't be better.

leong kennedick: Yeah, just going...

BARFINGLEON: I don't know. I like Resident Evil games. What do you want me to say? Like, they're part of my DNA at this point.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, i agree.

Steve-O: Yeah, I'm with you there.

BARFINGLEON: So, I can't.

Steve-O: Like, that's the thing, like Grand Theft Auto of five. I played it that one. I was like, that's this one's fine.

leong kennedick: What else is coming out this year that might

Steve-O: Lego Batman, possibly Fable.

leong kennedick: Ocarina Ocarina of Time remake.

Steve-O: Yeah, that's the Ocarina remake.

SinkorSwim: Oh, Namusha.

Steve-O: ah

SinkorSwim: Namusha's coming out.

Steve-O: Here, let's just go into our fantasy list and just look at...

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Oh, Onimusha. Yeah, Davin, is Onimusha gonna be... gonna rank higher than Resident Evil for you?

SinkorSwim: Man, I don't know if it will.

leong kennedick: Your dog is in it.

Steve-O: Onomushi doesn't come out this year, does it?

leong kennedick: your dog Your dog is the protagonist.

SinkorSwim: edit It is. Yeah, it is.

Steve-O: I thought it comes out next year.

SinkorSwim: They've said consistently 2026. They haven't given date yet.

Steve-O: Right, this is the year and you turn 40. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

leong kennedick: Yeah...

Steve-O: I thought that was next year.

SinkorSwim: Oh, how nice of you.

leong kennedick: and ze

SinkorSwim: How sweet of you.

leong kennedick: the savagery.

BARFINGLEON: Woof.

SinkorSwim: 007, Phantom Blade Zero, GTA 6, Hellraiser, Fable, Gears of War, Wolverine comes out, Seros.

BARFINGLEON: I hear ah a lot of us are turning 40. Oh!

Steve-O: Saros.

leong kennedick: Oh, Wolverine.

Steve-O: Craig Mata.

leong kennedick: Wolverine. Devin.

BARFINGLEON: Oh!

Steve-O: Devin.

SinkorSwim: That's a, we talked about this before, but that's a, that's a PTO worthy game where I'm going to be like,

leong kennedick: i know, but like, what did you take PTO?

BARFINGLEON: Could that unseat?

leong kennedick: Is Resident Evil 9 PTO worthy game?

SinkorSwim: ah it would have been.

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: ah Oh, that's sad.

leong kennedick: ah

SinkorSwim: um

leong kennedick: No, but do do you see yourself thinking that Wolverine is going to be better than Resident Evil?

SinkorSwim: Man, maybe.

leong kennedick: Okay.

SinkorSwim: I don't. Maybe.

leong kennedick: Because it ist it is Insomniac and it is your favorite. So it's like... That's why I'm asking Devin specifically, Chris.

SinkorSwim: That looks sick.

Steve-O: Wolverine is like your Leon.

SinkorSwim: Dude, it looks sick.

leong kennedick: i know I know Chris doesn't care.

Steve-O: John's like...

BARFINGLEON: yeah

leong kennedick: Steve's not going to care. But like...

BARFINGLEON: I'm probably going to play Wolverine, though.

leong kennedick: Yeah, for sure. But like...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, honestly, like in terms of like the known games, I don't see anything that's a clear W over RE9.

leong kennedick: Over RE9, okay.

SinkorSwim: There's nothing that's like...

leong kennedick: Just interested.

SinkorSwim: It's got to beat RE9 in my brain, right?

Steve-O: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: And I think I am the most, of all of us, the most susceptible like,

leong kennedick: Because, like, I remember distinctly, and check check the receipts, Steve, but was Resident Evil Village, like, our game of the year that year, just because nothing else came out?

Steve-O: Let's check.

leong kennedick: What year was that, 2021? 2021?

Steve-O: 2021. I think it was the year before Elden Ring. So we're going to just go into our folder.

leong kennedick: Yeah, and Elden Ring was the same year of War Ragnarok came out, too.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: So that was different.

Steve-O: 2022. Anti-Fanny Awards 2021. Game the Year. anti-fany words twenty twenty one

leong kennedick: That year was different.

SinkorSwim: say that dude that was a no that was I think that was the year Guardians came out right

leong kennedick: Because if Resident Evil Village won a default...

Steve-O: game of the year None of them were village.

Steve-O: ah Guardians, Final Fantasy, ah Remake Integrate for Chris, Forza Horizon 5 for John, and Inscription for me.

leong kennedick: What was my game of the year that year, then?

leong kennedick: ah Okay, so that so mine was basically a spite pick against Resident Evil Village.

BARFINGLEON: Jesus Christ.

leong kennedick: that year Okay, well, at least, you know, at least there's no Resident Evil tax to be paid.

BARFINGLEON: That's a rough year.

SinkorSwim: now that was that yeah that was kind of like a week that was a weekish year

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Brutal.

SinkorSwim: Metroid Dread was a big one. And I was like, oh, okay.

leong kennedick: Oh, Nintendo game.

Steve-O: John's hero of the year, Ethan Winters.

SinkorSwim: Wow, dude. Really?

Steve-O: Nah, I'm fucking lying. James Bond.

leong kennedick: yeah Yeah, I didn't even acknowledge it because I knew it wasn't real.

BARFINGLEON: Got him.

leong kennedick: who is my hit Who is my hero of the year?

BARFINGLEON: got em

Steve-O: Hero of the year, James Bond.

BARFINGLEON: No time to die.

leong kennedick: Oh, No Time to Die. Yeah, that movie was dope, dude.

SinkorSwim: right. A Returnal came out that year.

leong kennedick: That was a good movie.

SinkorSwim: Death Luke.

BARFINGLEON: You know what? If I played Inscription that year, i probably would' have picked that.

Steve-O: We all chose Andy Garfie as our Spider-Man of the year.

BARFINGLEON: Give you that one. is you I mean, have you seen him in those cardigans?

SinkorSwim: He was great. He was great in that movie.

leong kennedick: Oh, he was Spider-Man the year?

Steve-O: Spider-Man of the Year, Andy Garfield.

SinkorSwim: He was his man of the year, I think. Objectively.

leong kennedick: Oh, Steve, somebody somebody on Reddit...

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, remember his reaction to Will Smith?

leong kennedick: Somebody on Reddit said that they they would have liked to see andrew they would have liked to see Andrew Garfield play the role of Rylan Grace.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: We were talking about that all year.

leong kennedick: Do you think that would have been good?

BARFINGLEON: I think that would have been ah just as um

leong kennedick: Or is Ryan Gosling that's just his his now, forever? Like, you can't see it the other any other way.

BARFINGLEON: I see him more as the teacher than I do as the astronaut.

leong kennedick: And Ryan Gosling is just an astronaut.

BARFINGLEON: Both.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Does that make sense?

leong kennedick: Okay. ah That but does make sense, yeah.

SinkorSwim: I kind of can't see Garfie working an entire movie opposite ah a rock alien and having it be as fun.

leong kennedick: don't know, I could. I think he's a good actor.

Steve-O: He's talented guy.

leong kennedick: That's the thing.

SinkorSwim: I think he's good.

Steve-O: He's a talented guy.

SinkorSwim: I just don't know.

leong kennedick: He's pretty good actor.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: if he's god what That's a skill set, though.

leong kennedick: Okay.

SinkorSwim: You know, that's a skill set.

leong kennedick: Fair.

SinkorSwim: Fair enough.

leong kennedick: Fair.

Steve-O: Fair.

leong kennedick: Fair.

SinkorSwim: God damn.

BARFINGLEON: Okay. I will remember this.

SinkorSwim: All right. Oh, ah you know what? ah Speaking of things we did, though.

BARFINGLEON: What'd you do?

SinkorSwim: i Guys, let me tell you, I saw I went and I did it.

BARFINGLEON: What did you do?

SinkorSwim: I said, I'm going fucking see hoppers.

leong kennedick: oh man, you saw it? Was a good?

Steve-O: Oh, you saw hoppers.

SinkorSwim: Hoppers. Yeah, I saw it.

leong kennedick: Was it awesome?

SinkorSwim: It was very good.

Steve-O: Are you, you a hop head?

BARFINGLEON: Dennis Hoppers.

SinkorSwim: It's so weird, though, dude.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but it was good though?

SinkorSwim: It's kind of a.

leong kennedick: It was a good movie?

SinkorSwim: Yes, I don't think it's as funny as people kind of implied it was.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but like, is it a good movie? I'm asking.

SinkorSwim: Yes, yes, yes.

leong kennedick: i'm not asking how fucking, if a child would,

SinkorSwim: um No, but I'm saying all i heard all I heard was how funny it was. And I was like, I don't think this is that funny. But it's insane. Like, if you write down on paper where this movie goes, it's fucking insane.

leong kennedick: That's cool. That makes me interested in seeing it now.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's... Because there was a point where I was kind of like, man, I don't think I get it.

leong kennedick: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Like, I don't i don't know. I think I'm like, I was bored.

leong kennedick: Was it better than Inside Out 2?

SinkorSwim: I didn't see inside out too.

leong kennedick: Was it better than Inside Out 1?

Steve-O: Oh.

leong kennedick: Was better than wasn't?

SinkorSwim: No, no, no.

BARFINGLEON: He didn't even answer that question yet, John.

SinkorSwim: It wasn't better than inside out one.

BARFINGLEON: The first one.

SinkorSwim: Dude, that, that scene, that's fucking.

BARFINGLEON: Okay.

leong kennedick: Okay. Okay.

leong kennedick: Oh, Bing Bong?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, Big Bombing Alone.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. You know, honestly, it it really gave me kind of like, like,

leong kennedick: Bing Bong will kill you, dude.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it really came in kind of like redheaded stepchild vibes, though, of like the Pixar lineup.

leong kennedick: He'll kill you. Straight up kill you.

SinkorSwim: It was like the movie that like the freaks got to make that didn't get the it didn't get the marketing. You know, it's no, no um hoppers.

leong kennedick: What, Inside Out? Or Hoppers?

Steve-O: coppers.

SinkorSwim: It's like it's like the freaks made this movie like the budget isn't really quite there.

BARFINGLEON: You know, they're there're

SinkorSwim: Like it looks great, but like it's not going look like fucking Toy Story 5.

leong kennedick: It's not finding Nemo.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: It's not finding Dory production quality is what you're saying.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: their trailer did nothing to explain it either.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: And I guess maybe that, hey maybe to a degree, like, listen, trailers, it's a razor edge, you know?

leong kennedick: Why? Isn't that a good thing, though? Isn't that a good thing, though, Chris?

SinkorSwim: Honestly, I think if you are killing it, it doesn't matter.

leong kennedick: Right.

BARFINGLEON: Like, yeah.

SinkorSwim: But Pixar hasn't been killing it lately. So i think it does matter.

leong kennedick: Well, maybe that's the approach they're going for is like not like maybe they were production.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: these other ones too much up and then and then they ended up being disappointing whereas this one that maybe if you fly it under the radar a little bit it could surprise some people

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: I feel like Pixar movies, I feel like what makes Pixar movies wonderful, though, is like there are these very simple plots with these complex emotions attached to them.

Steve-O: Well, they got the meme. Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: So like and to me, like when I see a Pixar trailer, it should the trailer should pretty much sum up what it's going to be quickly.

SinkorSwim: ethnic

leong kennedick: Yeah, but like here's here's my retort to that.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: like like Fucking like Up, the trailer didn't really convey... like I don't think I was interested in seeing... I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I was interested in seeing Up until I saw Rotten Tomatoes scores being that high.

leong kennedick: And then, you know...

BARFINGLEON: I don't know about that. Well, I, I, this, this, that's the bias was in the, so it's hard for me to really say whether or not the trailer pushed me one way or another.

Steve-O: I think Up came out like when Pixar was still like untouchable.

leong kennedick: Okay. Okay.

Steve-O: Yeah. Because that was the movie after WALL-E, right?

SinkorSwim: yeah but But I'm saying, like, yeah, like, if if Hoppers had come out in, like, that era where just, like, they couldn't fucking miss, I would have been like, yeah, I don't care.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

Steve-O: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: ah I don't even need a trailer. I just need to know Pixar is making it.

leong kennedick: man. I think Disney's just on the on the fall right now. They just can't get it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Well,

leong kennedick: They're just too...

Steve-O: Marvel can't hit...

leong kennedick: mo

BARFINGLEON: that's

SinkorSwim: But, like, i just, yeah, I don't even remember the trailer.

BARFINGLEON: Well, speaking...

leong kennedick: The market's oversaturated.

SinkorSwim: I don't even think I saw the trailer for this. I just heard it was really good.

BARFINGLEON: What's your MFK? That's, I think, the most important clarification here.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Man, um I think I was at a fuck ah up until like the third act. cause it just

leong kennedick: And then it's a Mary?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, because it just keeps keep escalating.

leong kennedick: What?! Alright, so it might be godlike then, Chris.

Steve-O: Wow.

SinkorSwim: into

leong kennedick: It sounds like the movie's godlike.

Steve-O: Dude, it sold itself to Devin.

leong kennedick: Wait, so it's a Mary, Devin?

SinkorSwim: Dude. I think it is, yeah. Because it's like, dude, it's so...

leong kennedick: Alright, I need to watch this.

SinkorSwim: And it's amazing.

leong kennedick: You know I'm canceling my... I'm getting a refund for my Super Mario tickets.

BARFINGLEON: what was your last What was your last Pixar Mary, Devin?

SinkorSwim: Oh, man, that's a good question. Hold on. Pixar movie list.

leong kennedick: Like, was Finding Dory a Mary for you?

SinkorSwim: Ah, man. i I actually like Finding Dory a lot, but...

BARFINGLEON: Lightyear wasn't, right?

leong kennedick: I liked it too, but I don't know if it's a Mary.

Steve-O: like dear

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: just I just want to clarify that.

leong kennedick: Yeah, was Lightyear a Mary for you?

BARFINGLEON: That wasn't.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Lightyear was not a man.

leong kennedick: i was like Toy Story 4 wasn't, right?

SinkorSwim: Lightyear was... a Elemental?

leong kennedick: And then, like...

SinkorSwim: I didn't see...

Steve-O: Turning red was like the last good one that I remember.

leong kennedick: You know, i Turning Red might be a Mary for me.

BARFINGLEON: didn't even see turning red.

leong kennedick: That might be a Mary for me.

BARFINGLEON: Wow.

SinkorSwim: um Man, The Last Mary was Coco, I think.

leong kennedick: Turning Red is good.

Steve-O: Yeah, Coco whats coca was the last WALL-E caliber.

BARFINGLEON: Coco was for me.

SinkorSwim: All right. And that was 2017, right? so So after that, there was Incredibles 2, Toy Story 4, Onward.

leong kennedick: Damn.

BARFINGLEON: So onward, you you gave that that's a fuck? Did we give that fucks?

SinkorSwim: onwards of flu onwards a Onward was potentially... That was the movie I risked COVID to see because I refused to let the Bloodshot movie

leong kennedick: It's COVID. It's a COVID movie.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Steve-O: be your last movie.

SinkorSwim: the Vin Diesel bloodshot movie be the last movie I see in theaters if like the world was going end.

BARFINGLEON: Did you see that sea of the tunnel with all that flour?

leong kennedick: Onward was good, though.

SinkorSwim: Onward was good. I just don't know if it's a fuck. Soul, I didn't like.

leong kennedick: Wait, so you so what you're saying now is that like this might be a return to form for Pixar? If it's a Mary now?

SinkorSwim: yeah You know, I'm going to say no.

leong kennedick: Nine years later?

SinkorSwim: I'm going to say no only in the stance that this is kind of like the the weird like black sheep.

leong kennedick: Well, go down the pixar Pixar list, like the beginning Pixar's, and tell me which ones are Mary's.

Steve-O: This one's for the freaks.

BARFINGLEON: The freaks, get your freak on.

SinkorSwim: All right, all right. Toy Story. Bugs Life, fuck.

Steve-O: Bugs life.

SinkorSwim: Toy Story 2, I'm famously a fuck.

leong kennedick: Dude, that's crazy, dude.

SinkorSwim: I know.

leong kennedick: Toy Story 2's really good.

SinkorSwim: i

leong kennedick: You're a psychopath.

SinkorSwim: Monsters, Inc., fuck.

leong kennedick: You're a fucking psychopath, Evan.

SinkorSwim: No, Monsters, Inc.

leong kennedick: Frasier is in Toy Story 2, alright?

SinkorSwim: hold Hold on. Monsters, Inc., Mary.

leong kennedick: He's the prospector. Okay, good. I was gonna strangle you if that wasn't a Mary.

SinkorSwim: i don't know if that... Finding Nemo, Mary. Incredible, Mary.

leong kennedick: Yeah, obviously.

SinkorSwim: Cars, fuck.

leong kennedick: Obvious.

SinkorSwim: Ratatouille, Mary. Wally, Mary. Up, Mary. Toy Story 3, I think the most Mary of all of them. Cars 2, didn't see. Brave, Kill, didn't see.

leong kennedick: Damn.

SinkorSwim: Monsters You. Inside Out, Mary, yeah. Good Dinosaur, didn't see.

Steve-O: So this block right here, aside from Inside Out, was...

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

leong kennedick: It's a pretty good run.

SinkorSwim: yeah yeah, that's what I mean, like.

Steve-O: Well, i'm talking about I'm talking about from like Cars, Brave, Monsters University, Inside Out, Good Dinosaur.

leong kennedick: Oh. It's a pretty bad run.

Steve-O: I think that block outside of Inside Out was the fault of Pixar.

BARFINGLEON: It's rough.

SinkorSwim: That's the stumble. Yeah, that's the stumble.

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that stumble there in free fall.

SinkorSwim: And then it was like kind of like good dinosaur. No one even cared. Finding Dory. Good, like really good. Cars 3 didn't see it. Coco was like the rare.

Steve-O: didn't see it. Coco was the...

SinkorSwim: Coco was like the standout in like seven years for them.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, that was wonderful.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Actually, Inside Out.

Steve-O: Incredibles 2 we were all hyped up for.

SinkorSwim: Inside Out's there. Inside Out's there in 2015.

BARFINGLEON: ah Very, very underwhelming, I think.

Steve-O: Very underwhelming.

SinkorSwim: Incredibles 2, Toy 4, Toy Story 4.

BARFINGLEON: Credibles do.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. um Onward, Soul, I actively didn't like it. Didn't see Luka. Turning Red's a fuck, but I, you know, it's not super memorable. Light Years of Kill, Elemental, didn't see. Inside Out, didn't see. Two, Elio, didn't see it. And Hopper's, again, is just kind of like a...

leong kennedick: Yeah, Elio, I thought, was going to be ah Mary, and it definitely was not.

BARFINGLEON: Definitely not a Mary.

BARFINGLEON: Very, ah very anticlimactic.

leong kennedick: like It was good, but it like you find out all the shit that they were that they were forced to change, I guess, because because of the political climate.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Do you think without that knowledge, though, it a it's like...

leong kennedick: I mean, it was still okay. It was still watchable, but yeah, it didn't have that fucking gut punch that you need.

BARFINGLEON: Just didn't have the emotional weight that they usually have.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: You need Pixar punch.

Steve-O: You need that Pixar punch.

leong kennedick: you need the you need the pixar punch

Steve-O: I think a lot of the people who were at Pixar moved to other studios because God damn, man.

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: Because of that.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I think Disney Studios like kind of gutted them a little bit.

Steve-O: Yeah, I agree.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

Steve-O: I agree.

SinkorSwim: Because it's like, why why not? Because to me, it's... Pixar is kind of rapidly getting to a point where I think we should just combine the studios.

Steve-O: I'm more excited when I see a Sony animated movie now, like as the logo K-pop demon hunters,

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: When I see K-pop demon hunters, I get excited.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. when When I see Netflix, I know I'm seeing quality.

Steve-O: uh, dream works. Now that they got, uh, the, uh, what is that movie called?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I think it's one of the, the trailers that is in the list. Um, forgotten Island.

leong kennedick: Shrek?

Steve-O: It's made by the same team that did Puss in Boots, uh, the last wish.

leong kennedick: Shrek. You're talking

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Steve-O: And,

leong kennedick: about Shrek. Wait, so has DreamWorks jumped the jump man, as Kanye would say? Are they over Jordan now? Are they over Pixar?

Steve-O: i think I think they've got a Jordan. They've got a Jordan on the team. But I don't think everybody on the team is like Pippen, Rodman.

SinkorSwim: yeah.

leong kennedick: Right, right, right. and then i catch your I catch your vibes.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Okay.

BARFINGLEON: They're they're frontloaded they're a front-loaded organization.

leong kennedick: They're the Utah Jazz.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: like they They won't be able to get over the hump, but they'll they'll get close.

BARFINGLEON: They got Carl.

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: They got John. That's about it.

Steve-O: Wait, who was who was the bad one?

leong kennedick: They'll get close.

Steve-O: Was it John or or was it Carl?

leong kennedick: Carl was the bad one.

Steve-O: Carl was the bad one.

BARFINGLEON: Carl's bad boy.

leong kennedick: The pedophile? Yeah, that was Carl Malone.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, he's bad. He's no good.

SinkorSwim: right. You know, ah I'm not saying we have to go down the whole list. Right. But let's look at the last couple of, of dream words.

leong kennedick: look at the last Let's look at the two thousand two thousand s basketball legends now and Let's

Steve-O: Yeah, let's let's talk about the Spurs. We'll go.

SinkorSwim: alright All right.

leong kennedick: lets talk about

SinkorSwim: All right. So,

leong kennedick: Let's talk about the Detroit Pistons that beat Kobe and Shaq's Lakers just by Grant Hill and Tracy McGrady on Detroit Pistons.

SinkorSwim: well, so, so this is tricky too though.

BARFINGLEON: that Grant Hill? Was that Grant Hill on the piston?

SinkorSwim: So, so this is tricky two though, because like, all right, so we got ah the bad guys too. i don't think anyone saw it. How to train your dragon.

leong kennedick: Meh.

Steve-O: No.

SinkorSwim: live action.

Steve-O: That was a live action, right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Doesn't count anymore if they turn to live action.

SinkorSwim: ah Dog Man didn't see it. Wild Robot's actually quite good. um Kung Fu Panda 4. I'm sure it's fine.

leong kennedick: Interesting.

SinkorSwim: ah Trolls. Trolls movies.

BARFINGLEON: Trolls!

Steve-O: No, no, no, no trolls, no trolls.

leong kennedick: i've watched I've watched those Trolls movies.

BARFINGLEON: Trolls.

SinkorSwim: How are they?

leong kennedick: And they're... Well, I mean, they're just like...

BARFINGLEON: Woo!

SinkorSwim: are they?

leong kennedick: It's like that...

BARFINGLEON: Gotta get me some trolls, baby.

leong kennedick: What is that movie? What's that movie where they sing everything?

Steve-O: um

BARFINGLEON: Musicals?

Steve-O: West Side Story.

leong kennedick: No, the one with Anna Kendrick, who's also in Trolls.

SinkorSwim: oh shit yeah no uh

leong kennedick: What is it called, Devin?

Steve-O: a High School Musical?

leong kennedick: No, not High School Musical. You you you old man. No, it's not that.

Steve-O: i'

BARFINGLEON: Oh, fuck. What is it called?

leong kennedick: You fucking grandfather Steve.

BARFINGLEON: Jesus Christ.

Steve-O: but Oh, high school music.

leong kennedick: It's not it's the high High School Musical.

Steve-O: Oh, Zac from Efron, baby.

leong kennedick: You fucking boomer. No, it's not that.

SinkorSwim: pitch perfect pitch perfect yeah okay

leong kennedick: pitch per It's like Pitch Perfect not with trolls.

Steve-O: it's perfect.

leong kennedick: like They're just singing. And you know what? Owen was really into it. Got him to listen to Prince. He doesn't like the Prince version of Let's Go Crazy, which hurts my soul.

Steve-O: You should show him Batman.

leong kennedick: but But he knows the song, you know?

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: Let him listen to Batman's.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: He won't let the elevator get him down, Chris.

BARFINGLEON: It's okay.

SinkorSwim: and Listen, I'm just looking through this list.

BARFINGLEON: that's a prince Prince is a late...

leong kennedick: All right.

SinkorSwim: Listen.

BARFINGLEON: Not, you know, early life, that you know, mature...

leong kennedick: You have to be mature.

Steve-O: Yeah, f felt lot, Prince.

leong kennedick: Yeah, you have to be. You have to have a mature brain. Your brain has to be mature to appreciate Prince.

SinkorSwim: I'm looking through this list.

leong kennedick: got I got it.

SinkorSwim: I'm not terribly impressed. There's Shrek, obviously. There's the How to Train Your Dragon animated movies, which are good.

leong kennedick: Wait, so who's the king? Who's the king of animated movie studios now?

SinkorSwim: Guys, I think you're not going to like the answer, but it might be Illumination.

leong kennedick: Sony. ah Oh, it's my beast. Oh.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, they really are making strides. I'll give them that

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, they got Rise of Gru.

SinkorSwim: is that they have They have this ah little movie called Super Mario Galaxy coming out.

leong kennedick: They got Minions.

BARFINGLEON: that.

leong kennedick: I know, but like these none of these are...

BARFINGLEON: There you go. You got minions.

leong kennedick: like Despicable Me is um is a fun movie, but like these aren't like

SinkorSwim: Oh, I'm sorry. The Meanings?

BARFINGLEON: You got minions.

Steve-O: No, no, no, no, no. How are we skipping Sony Animation when they're making Spider-Verse, K-pop Demon Hunters, and ah what the fuck was the family movie that was so fun, Devin, with the robots?

BARFINGLEON: Oh.

Steve-O: Mitchells and the Machines.

BARFINGLEON: Mitchells vs. The Machines.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: All right.

BARFINGLEON: Sony is clearly the thinking man.

leong kennedick: um no no the problem is no no no no no no No, no, no, no, no.

Steve-O: It was a triple banger set.

BARFINGLEON: They're the thinking man's animation studio in America.

leong kennedick: Steve, Steve, I'm going I'm going to take my consumer cap off and put my Jason Schreier journalist cap on and say the problem with Sony studios is that they crunch their animators.

BARFINGLEON: But...

Steve-O: J-Shire.

BARFINGLEON: Gotta crunch them.

leong kennedick: And then when they get called out on it, now they're like, Oh, you know what? We'll take 15 years to make the third Spider-Verse movie. And nobody's going care when it comes out.

Steve-O: Yeah, they're going to be like...

BARFINGLEON: They also, Sony sold their biggest hit to Netflix for pittance.

leong kennedick: So.

Steve-O: they did They did. They didn't believe in themselves.

BARFINGLEON: So that's also Yeah.

SinkorSwim: so So here's, so Sony sony has a very unimpressive list.

leong kennedick: Sing is good though, Devin. You like Sing, right, Devin?

SinkorSwim: Sing?

leong kennedick: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: I didn't see Sing.

leong kennedick: From Illumination?

Steve-O: That's the one with like the pig.

SinkorSwim: didn't see Sing.

leong kennedick: Yeah, was she singing Taylor Swift?

Steve-O: first one

SinkorSwim: is that With the grill and shit? Like, they all joined.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

Steve-O: Animals.

SinkorSwim: Dude, dude, I'll be honest.

Steve-O: They're singing.

SinkorSwim: I've wanted to see that movie because i'm i vi I vibe with the plot.

leong kennedick: You might like it. scarlet Scarlett Johansson's like porcupine characters, like a punk rocker.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: You might like it, Devin.

SinkorSwim: Okay. Now listen, but like I'm looking at Sony, right? Pretty unimpressive run unless you like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2009. All right.

BARFINGLEON: I like cloudy with the chance of meatballs.

SinkorSwim: Hotel Transylvania, you know, Smurfs. Okay.

Steve-O: I watched a monster house yesterday.

SinkorSwim: That movie stinks, dude.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, is that the Dan Harmon?

Steve-O: Dan Harmon, 2006.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

Steve-O: It's the most ugly animated thing I've ever seen.

SinkorSwim: I don't think it's good. don't think it's good.

Steve-O: um That movie is weird.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's...

Steve-O: It's not good.

BARFINGLEON: Interesting.

Steve-O: It's definitely a movie.

SinkorSwim: You know what, Steve, who's the who's the company that made eight? Remember that? but

BARFINGLEON: the The thing with the so the little puppets?

Steve-O: the the most run-of-the-mill movie ever.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Wasn't that called Nine?

Steve-O: um Yeah, i think it was Nine.

SinkorSwim: Eight. Oh, I'm sorry, nine. Oh, my bad. dude, that movie's... Oh, Little Big Planet?

Steve-O: Who did make that?

SinkorSwim: Oh.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: It looked like it looked like a Little Big World, right?

SinkorSwim: the moves ah

BARFINGLEON: With the yarn.

SinkorSwim: ah little big planet

BARFINGLEON: Little Big Plant, thank you.

Steve-O: That was um ah Tim Burton produced fucking...

SinkorSwim: oh

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: marketing who yeah made this I just remember that the trailer with Coggy and Cambria and I was like this is going to be so sick the sickest movie ever yeah

Steve-O: I don't... It was a... Made...

Steve-O: I do remember that there. So that was like the series of like little freak animations where it was like nine. What was the one with the Coraline? they did Coraline.

SinkorSwim: yeah but Coraline was actually there yeah yeah

Steve-O: Yeah, but that's like kind of like the same vibe that they were like, they're going for the Tim Burton hot topic audience.

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

BARFINGLEON: I thought Coraline was Tim Burton's animated studio, wasn't it?

leong kennedick: That is, isn't it?

SinkorSwim: I think it is.

Steve-O: isn't Is it?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: Is he dipping himself into the freak corpse?

leong kennedick: Corpse Bride?

BARFINGLEON: If I, if I remember correctly, I think it was him.

Steve-O: Right. That's another one. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Tim Burton, who's ah borderline most known for a movie he didn't even direct.

BARFINGLEON: I know. Well, yeah, dude.

Steve-O: That's got to burn him every day.

leong kennedick: What? like Nightmare Before Christmas?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Same.

leong kennedick: I know him because of Batman. i know about you guys, but.

BARFINGLEON: Same.

Steve-O: Yeah, no, Pee Wee Herman.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Pee-wee Herman.

SinkorSwim: but like Okay, but like listen, I'm looking at Stoney.

BARFINGLEON: That's the stuff I had.

Steve-O: Yo, Coraline was not Tim Burton.

BARFINGLEON: it wasn't?

SinkorSwim: and

BARFINGLEON: Really?

Steve-O: No.

BARFINGLEON: What the fuck?

Steve-O: It was, unfortunately, it was based off a ah story of someone who's now redacted.

SinkorSwim: but it's not No, I know it's not him, but...

BARFINGLEON: Really?

leong kennedick: Oh, Neil Gaiman.

Steve-O: So...

leong kennedick: Right?

BARFINGLEON: You know, I get those freaky looking assholes.

SinkorSwim: that was it

leong kennedick: no but he got uncancelled, right? didn't Didn't he get uncancelled?

Steve-O: I don't know.

leong kennedick: Or is that just the copers in our in our and our Discord that can't ah can't handle it?

SinkorSwim: You know what?

SinkorSwim: It might be. I might be a Coper.

leong kennedick: That can't handle it?

SinkorSwim: I think I'm a Coper. Come on!

leong kennedick: Might be Coping Charles.

Steve-O: Devin Coper.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, we cope her. Yeah, dude. that's That's me.

Steve-O: ah Henry Selick. Yeah,

SinkorSwim: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: Ah, Tom Salick's brother?

SinkorSwim: No, but... i Real quick, real quick.

Steve-O: yeah Hen.

SinkorSwim: To go back to Sony, it's like 2018, they the Spider-Verse, followed Angry Birds 2, and then Mitchell's vs.

Steve-O: Oh, that's a drop.

SinkorSwim: the Machines, and then something called Wish Dragon, Vivo, handlehel Hotel Transylvania, Transformania, then Spider-Verse, then K-Pop, and

Steve-O: That's a wraith. Didn't see that.

SinkorSwim: And then goat came out, which apparently people do like, I didn't.

BARFINGLEON: goat

SinkorSwim: Yeah. It's about a, a goat who wants to play basketball. And I think it's voiced by Stephen Curry.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but i guess the the difference is, like the aside from the Spider-Verse movies, the Sony Animation ones are like maybe more in line with like Disney animated studios.

SinkorSwim: That's what I mean. Like.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: like It's that caliber, I guess. Or at least... I mean, Pixar's still king, I think, probably, right?

SinkorSwim: Well,

SinkorSwim: I mean, but like, okay, let's let's look at Disney instead of just Pixar, right?

leong kennedick: It's just they had they had a lot of room to to to fall a little bit before, that but they're still ah ah number one.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Hey, Disney had Zootopia and Zootopia 2.

Steve-O: They did have Zootopia too.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. Those are good movies, dog.

SinkorSwim: They Zootopia. They had fucking... They had... um

BARFINGLEON: I liked, I did see Zootopia 2. I, I, I, it was a good flick.

leong kennedick: Oh, wasn't it good, Chris?

Steve-O: It's a good movie.

SinkorSwim: Oh, is it...

leong kennedick: It was good, right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: It was a good movie, right?

BARFINGLEON: Fun movie. Fun movie.

Steve-O: Good ride.

leong kennedick: And I feel like I felt like that with the first one where I wasn't expecting much and I'm just like, man, I'm actually into this.

SinkorSwim: Okay. Okay.

BARFINGLEON: I, yep.

leong kennedick: This good movie.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Zootopia won solid.

leong kennedick: It's a good watch.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: I, you know what my favorite scene in Zootopia 2 was?

leong kennedick: ah The Gazelle having Shakira's butt.

BARFINGLEON: Hands down.

Steve-O: oh

leong kennedick: Was it that?

BARFINGLEON: No, no, no, no, no.

Steve-O: Oh, or was it when when when it was the deep rose?

leong kennedick: Was that?

BARFINGLEON: no no

leong kennedick: Chris, Chris, do they make her too sexy? Do they make the gazelle too sexy?

BARFINGLEON: I would fuck the gazelle. I mean, that's hands down. That's easy to say.

Steve-O: Would do you do that as a citizen of Zootopia or are you saying it's you, Chris Galani?

BARFINGLEON: But no.

BARFINGLEON: Both, baby, A and C. Give me A and B, babe. Both of columns.

Steve-O: Well, what would your animal be?

BARFINGLEON: I'd probably be like a big old panda.

leong kennedick: Are you on team platonic or team? They should, they should fuck between Nick and Judy.

BARFINGLEON: a

SinkorSwim: Yeah, wait, wait.

leong kennedick: Chris.

SinkorSwim: is there Is there any more sexual tension in this movie?

BARFINGLEON: um yeah well

SinkorSwim: Unreal.

leong kennedick: Do you think they're in love with each other, Chris? What do you think?

BARFINGLEON: it's weird it's the Sam and Diane thing it's kind of like I don't want them to to do it but in the same breath it's of course but here's the best scene the best scene

leong kennedick: But it's there. But there's something there

Steve-O: But you know they are.

leong kennedick: there. But it's also an Angelus Buffy scenario where it's like, and he'll just eat he'll just end up eating her.

Steve-O: What's the best game?

BARFINGLEON: Was what Danny Trio was Danny Trio's The Mudskipper. And he says, you have to understand, we we are all the same. We all are the same. and and And he's running away on the water, but he looks fucking ridiculous.

BARFINGLEON: As he's running away, like he's like, bomb um um ah it's just wonderful.

Steve-O: that is ah That is a really good scene.

BARFINGLEON: And it made me laugh out loud.

Steve-O: That is a really good scene.

BARFINGLEON: And great.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it's, dude, Zootopia 2's good, dude.

SinkorSwim: No, i I hear great things.

leong kennedick: That was a good sequel.

Steve-O: I think Pixar is the go-to when talking about those.

leong kennedick: Wait, wait, you didn't watch it yet, Devin?

SinkorSwim: I haven't seen it now.

Steve-O: Wait, you haven't seen it?

leong kennedick: Devin, Chris beat you to an animated Disney, like, low IQ movie?

SinkorSwim: Zootopia 2? No.

BARFINGLEON: What the hell is wrong with you? This is a good one.

Steve-O: Well, to be fair, to be fair, Devin did say Hopper.

BARFINGLEON: What are you doing?

Steve-O: He did see Hopper before all of us.

SinkorSwim: I saw fucking Hopper.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, Dennis Hopper fucking biopic I don't give a shit about.

Steve-O: away

BARFINGLEON: Watch Zootopia 2.

Steve-O: Pixar's Dennis Hopper biopic would be insane.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but it's just while he was filming Blue Velvet, that's it.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Like, that's

Steve-O: where he would

leong kennedick: the documentary of that year of his life.

BARFINGLEON: I mean, that's cool, I guess, but like,

Steve-O: He was filming Blue Velvet and Super Mario Brothers for a movie.

leong kennedick: And Super Mario Brothers.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: He's just on the worst drug bender of his life that year.

Steve-O: I forgot what movie's for which!

SinkorSwim: No,

leong kennedick: Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Steve-O: Where's my air tank?

leong kennedick: Mario!

BARFINGLEON: Let's fuck!

Steve-O: mr

BARFINGLEON: In the middle of that.

SinkorSwim: it's...

leong kennedick: Daddy wants to fuck.

BARFINGLEON: All right, Devin. um

leong kennedick: I'll fuck anything that moves.

BARFINGLEON: You should see Zootopia, too.

SinkorSwim: Oh, you know what left out?

BARFINGLEON: was quite was quite fun.

leong kennedick: You should see Blue Velvet again, Devin.

BARFINGLEON: quite fun

leong kennedick: That's what you should. And then change your opinion on it.

Steve-O: You know what?

SinkorSwim: i left out

Steve-O: Zoo Velvet, the third Zootopia.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, this is what I left out, though. I didn't I didn't tell you guys this. um How I'm asking the group, how annoyed should I be? So Jenny has a habit.

leong kennedick: um yeah Before you finish, I'm going to say you probably shouldn't be as annoyed as you are.

SinkorSwim: Oh.

SinkorSwim: OK, OK, well, yeah, OK, that's fine.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: I'm just going to hit you in the face with that right now.

SinkorSwim: jenny has like Jenny has a habit of not staying awake for movies, right? Just, okay, sure, right? I'm aware of this. And I tell her, I say, hey, I think I'm going to go see Hoppers.

leong kennedick: Pick your battles, Devin.

SinkorSwim: She's like, what time? And I was like, I'm thinking about seeing this like 3 p.m. showing. She's like, oh, like, I want to see it. And I was like, okay. Okay. Well, here are the times because Hopper's, hoppers is we're late, right?

leong kennedick: yeah Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Like Hopper's is going to probably hit Disney Plus like in like two weeks, right?

leong kennedick: My bad, bro.

SinkorSwim: So I was like, listen, the only shows after like 3 p.m. are like 9.30 and 10.30. She's like, okay, let's see the 9.30 show. And you're sure? She's like, yeah. We go in.

SinkorSwim: She's passed out within 20 minutes. Not even. And I was like, you made me see this eight hours later that I wanted to just so you could fucking.

leong kennedick: Evan, that's just part that's part of being married, man. I'm sorry to tell you.

SinkorSwim: All right. Well, yeah.

leong kennedick: Gotta pick your battles.

SinkorSwim: So again, I'll be honest. I was like, du bro, you picked the time.

leong kennedick: You just gotta wake her up for the good part. The same thing happened with Sam. She fell asleep during Mission Impossible 2.

SinkorSwim: No, she can't. She doesn't wake up. She doesn't wake up.

leong kennedick: she She fell asleep during a Mission Impossible 2. I said, that's cool, but you have to be awake for the knife-to-eye scene.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah. But what if you paid, what if you paid like

leong kennedick: That's it.

Steve-O: So, that's it.

leong kennedick: That's the only thing you gotta watch.

Steve-O: that's it

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: The only thing that matters in this movie.

SinkorSwim: But what if you paid like $32 for her to fall asleep during it? Like in total, right? You buy the ticket, you get the drinks and all that.

leong kennedick: I mean, to be fair, though, Devin, my rebuttal to you this time is, aren't you a Stubbs member? Wasn't it free anyway, basically?

SinkorSwim: No, no, it was free for me.

leong kennedick: Didn't

SinkorSwim: That's why it wasn't $52, right?

leong kennedick: Yeah, so... Alright, look at it this way. You spent money on her to to spend time with you, Devin.

SinkorSwim: So she can nap.

SinkorSwim: But I'm not spending time with her because she's asleep.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but she's with you, right? So, you know?

BARFINGLEON: You enjoyed hoppers though.

SinkorSwim: I did, but i was also I was also enraged every time I looked over and saw her snoring.

leong kennedick: the The problem... the the point The point where you or where you can be...

Steve-O: Wait, hold on. Would Hoppers be a better movie if this didn't happen to you? If you saw it at 3 p.m.?

SinkorSwim: Honestly, yes. Yes. a hunt Dude, 100% yes. I would have had a better experience because i wouldn't have been I wouldn't have been fucking irritated every time I looked over to see her.

leong kennedick: So it would have been an ultra-marry.

Steve-O: You can't put that in your review. You can't put that in your review.

SinkorSwim: Every time I saw something funny or goofy or crazy, I look over and she's just fucking snoring. Not even like politely sleeping, right? Noisily sleeping.

leong kennedick: Oh my god.

SinkorSwim: And I'm like, I'm just sitting there.

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: and it just Just let her live her life, Devin.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, next time that happens, put me on video phone.

leong kennedick: She just wanted to spend time with you.

SinkorSwim: No, dude, I mean, listen, I get in these modes where I go, I'm never doing this again.

BARFINGLEON: Let me watch the movie.

Steve-O: Or get Jenny a little mask with Chris's face wide awake.

SinkorSwim: And then I and then i crumble. I crumble after fucking three weeks.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, put your phone over her face.

SinkorSwim: awesome Yeah, dude, I'll see three movies and then I'll be like, hey, do you want see this movie? Like, I'll fucking beg her to see a movie with me.

leong kennedick: But like, it's not like, here's here's the other thing. Like, it's not like you saw like, you know, an important movie like Project Hail Mary, you know? Like, I could see if you got upset with her about that.

SinkorSwim: No, I mean, like I told, no, she was on, she was on fucking, she was on, I would say disability. She was on timeout. Probation. I was like, you're not coming to see this movie.

Steve-O: Time out.

SinkorSwim: I'm not going to see this with you. I've seen this with my real friends.

leong kennedick: Because... my God.

Steve-O: She's in movie time, Alan.

leong kennedick: Oh, my God.

SinkorSwim: No, no, but i yeah, I put her in movie jail. And then I felt bad. i was like, okay, like I saw this movie without her. Let me go see this. And then she fucking lets me down again.

Steve-O: See, the thing...

SinkorSwim: And I told her.

leong kennedick: So you're saying that like she's going to be at a point where you're not going to want to see any movies with her ever.

SinkorSwim: No, no, that's, i I don't. And then I feel bad.

leong kennedick: You're already at that point.

SinkorSwim: And then I, no, because I go, like I said, I go in these modes, right? Where I'm like, I'm never doing this again. And then I'll see two or three movies and then I'll feel guilty. And then I kind of like, I go, oh, what about this?

SinkorSwim: What about this? What about this? And then she'll pick one. And I'm like, okay. And I'll make it a point to go and do this. But then like, then she just fucking lets me down again. And I'm like, bro, it's, it's a real Charlie Brown football situation.

BARFINGLEON: Some people just...

BARFINGLEON: That's just it is. That's the way it is right now.

leong kennedick: Well, I'll chalk it up to this.

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: It was fucking Hoppers, Devin. It wasn't, you know.

SinkorSwim: It was a Mary. It was the first Mary, Pixar Mary, in like seven years.

leong kennedick: But you said it wasn't really a return to form for them, for you, so.

SinkorSwim: I mean, fair. Fair enough. But I was like, it was more the fact that I had plans and then she's like, no, fuck your plans.

leong kennedick: But you had plans to go to the movie by yourself, so maybe she just didn't want you to be alone.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, they're just like... it

leong kennedick: Did you think about that, Devin?

SinkorSwim: No, 100%. No, of course I thought about that because she she doesn't care. I'll be honest. But as a result, I told her, I was like i'm seeing I might just see Mario by myself at a site.

leong kennedick: Oh my god, you son of a bitch.

SinkorSwim: was like, I'm not fucking bringing you. You don't deserve it. You don't deserve to see Fox McCloud. So I said to her, she's like, who's that? And I said, fuck you.

BARFINGLEON: That is the dumbest thing you've ever said to her.

Steve-O: Who's that? Who's that?

SinkorSwim: don't deserve it.

leong kennedick: You don't deserve to see Fox and Cloud.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, the dumbest fucking thing.

Steve-O: You can't handle me at my hoppers and you don't deserve me at my Fox McCloud.

BARFINGLEON: yeah

leong kennedick: Well, can we talk about that a little bit?

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: like does that Does that mean that does that mean that like Smash bros the movie, is coming out soon, too

BARFINGLEON: that The thing.

SinkorSwim: That infuriates me. That pissed me off.

SinkorSwim: Yes.

leong kennedick: Is that what that means?

Steve-O: I, well, I've, I don't know if I should say other things that I've seen about the Mario movie.

leong kennedick: course or is this or is this just Or is this just like...

BARFINGLEON: Oh, Steve got something spoiled.

leong kennedick: um Or Steve, is this is this just like marketing because the new Star Fox game is coming out this year?

Steve-O: I did.

Steve-O: um Well,

SinkorSwim: There's no way it's, it's,

leong kennedick: Which could also be the thing.

Steve-O: one, I think because it's a galaxy movie, you know, they were like, well, we could do like space stuff. So I think, yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Steve, can you um can you text me what the spoiler is? I'm...

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.

Steve-O: I'll, I'll, I'll, you know, Nintendo put it like prominently in more marketing

SinkorSwim: No, listen.

SinkorSwim: Dude, i've so I've said Smash Brothers.

leong kennedick: It's just Fire Emblem characters? That that confirms it's going to be Smash Bros.

Steve-O: No, if you think of other think of other space stuff.

SinkorSwim: I'll be honest.

leong kennedick: movie? yeah

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Dude, I've seen Smash Brothers.

leong kennedick: Metroid?

SinkorSwim: I've been saying Smash Brothers since probably the end of the first one. I said they're going to go there.

BARFINGLEON: you

SinkorSwim: i And I think I even said, i said, the end of this movie, he's going to get a fucking letter invite to a smash tournament. I think that's going to be the stinger. But what pisses me off is...

leong kennedick: There's two stingers, I heard.

SinkorSwim: Okay. But what... Double chances. What really pisses me off about this is, like, what a fun little surprise this would have been. And it was ruined for no reason.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, if they didn't show it.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: There's zero fucking reason this...

leong kennedick: There's no reason for it. that it's not like it's not like more yeah It's not like more people are going to watch the movie than than was expected but just because Fox is in it.

Steve-O: They just farted it out in a tweet.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Because I'm going through like my Feedly account, right? And it's just right in the title.

BARFINGLEON: feeling.

SinkorSwim: like oh And I was like, are you fucking kidding?

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: And then I realized like they put it out there.

Steve-O: they They could have put it in a like later trailer even. It's though just the, eh, who cares about it?

Steve-O: Like, here here's something that's, like, cool.

leong kennedick: Or did they do this because people were going to spoil it anyway? Like, is that a thing?

Steve-O: I mean, people would have spoiled it, but I think that would have been, like, the, oh, we've been too late. So, like...

SinkorSwim: No, dude, there's just like, yeah, but if it gets spoiled, it gets spoiled.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, it's not in any new trailer.

SinkorSwim: It's the fact.

BARFINGLEON: He's not in any new trailer.

Steve-O: No, it's just they put they just put a picture out.

SinkorSwim: No, they literally just made and ah a picture, like the official account made a picture and said, it's so fucking stupid.

BARFINGLEON: What?

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: And it it just made, because it would have been such a cool little, like, I'll be honest, maybe I'm stupid, but like, I was not fucking expecting to see Fox to cloud in this movie. And that would been real.

Steve-O: No.

SinkorSwim: What a fun, would have had a big dumb smile on my face. And I'm like, oh, that's fucking cool. And then we could have talked about it. But instead they just do it now for no reason.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: And it's like, ah

Steve-O: It is lame. It is very lame how they went about this.

SinkorSwim: yeah, it really just like irks the shit at me.

Steve-O: it's It's Nintendo being Nintendo and not being like storytellers because they've never really been storytellers.

leong kennedick: corp 10 though yeah they're just marketers yeah it's just marketing their games well i mean that's not fair steve like there's games that they that they come out with every once in a while that are storytelling games but like but with this stuff it's like it's just it's what everybody expected like they're not here to just to make you know they're here to basically sell games

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: But I mean.

Steve-O: ah definitely. don't

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: ye

Steve-O: It's like when they were doing like the marketing for like the very first Mario movie and they were like, we're just going to show you cast photos of the people of who we cast.

leong kennedick: Right.

Steve-O: And it was like, what?

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: Like, why don't you just like show us a trailer? Like they don't really have the cinema language down.

leong kennedick: right

Steve-O: cause like that would have been huge in a trailer. That would have been huge is just like, ah oh, this movie is out and people are just, you know, like blurting out Fox McCloud even like.

BARFINGLEON: See, I think they're going to have to learn by when Zelda comes out because that's, that's, that's, that's going to be a hard sell for a lot of people and they're going to have to really,

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Oh my God, yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, could you imagine if that movie didn't have any, like, story or, like, narrative, like, good narrative? Like, that would pretty much kill the movie, I think, for a lot of people.

Steve-O: I think you could just have two hours of just pleasant nature scenes in that. Yeah.

SinkorSwim: fifty

leong kennedick: They just full breath of the wild it.

SinkorSwim: I, uh,

BARFINGLEON: Well, you know what you could do? You do what Night of the Seven Kingdom does. You laser focus on the main characters and you leave all the lore stuff as sort of marginalized because everybody who's going to see it knows enough about it.

BARFINGLEON: That's, that's i I think, it's the best way to do it.

leong kennedick: you make gannon You make Ganon a sexy dad type.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yes?

leong kennedick: And then you're good.

BARFINGLEON: me Make them palatable to a wider market, but keep the story simple. At least the first one. And then you start releasing all the lore stuff with whatever tie-ins that you do.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. But I mean, i to to John's, I think, initial question, I think this is like 100% Smash Brothers lead lead in. I don't know how we don't see it.

leong kennedick: Hell yeah, brother.

SinkorSwim: Which is sick, dude.

Steve-O: ah good How are you going to jump straight to that?

BARFINGLEON: Is Link going to be in it?

SinkorSwim: That's sick as shit.

Steve-O: I don't know how they would do Link because Link is Sony.

SinkorSwim: What do you mean? No,

BARFINGLEON: So he's not going to be in it.

SinkorSwim: but like Nintendo owns...

Steve-O: ah hey That's weird to say, right? Like the...

SinkorSwim: No, dude, Nintendo can put Link in a fucking animated movie.

leong kennedick: Well, Link won't be in it.

SinkorSwim: I bet you they said, you can do live action, we'll do animated. It's how Sony has, you know, like there's animated Spider-Man, live action Spider-Man.

BARFINGLEON: Hmm. Hmm.

SinkorSwim: And since Nintendo kind of set the terms, I'd imagine that there was some sort of contractual language that says we can add that.

BARFINGLEON: We gotta of add this little guy in green.

Steve-O: We got to dude, we don't got fucking Wario yet. And we've already gotten Fox McCloud.

SinkorSwim: You know what? Yeah.

leong kennedick: Bye.

SinkorSwim: That stings.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, it does sting.

SinkorSwim: That fucking stings, dude.

SinkorSwim: And like shit, like a Fox McCloud movie would be sick already.

BARFINGLEON: I always thought that Wario would have been in the villain in some way in the sequels of something like one of these.

SinkorSwim: Look, I'm in.

Steve-O: Dude, Wart's in this one.

SinkorSwim: Dude, but but Chris, how sick is it going to be? when they're Well, in the movies that you won't see. um When he fucking rolls up on his Harley and then farts and then kills Master Hand.

Steve-O: Dude.

SinkorSwim: And that's that's how the movie ends.

leong kennedick: be pretty sick.

BARFINGLEON: Who voices him, Devin? Danny DeVito?

SinkorSwim: Pretty sick?

Steve-O: When Dave Batista Ganondorf shows up.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Dave Batiste again.

SinkorSwim: And Batista bombs Link.

Steve-O: And Batista bombs ah Yoshi.

BARFINGLEON: no

leong kennedick: And this,

SinkorSwim: Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: The Wario Man has to fart.

SinkorSwim: Because

Steve-O: Wario Man played by Danny DeVito.

BARFINGLEON: I'd say Danny DeVito, yeah.

SinkorSwim: who's in it, right?

Steve-O: That's a great

SinkorSwim: like it's It would probably be Smash 64 cast, right?

BARFINGLEON: That's my pick.

SinkorSwim: Pikachu.

Steve-O: You'd start with the Smash 64 cast.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can't you can't go outside yet. Yet. Yet.

Steve-O: Yet.

SinkorSwim: But...

leong kennedick: Ike and Marth too.

Steve-O: Oh, dude.

BARFINGLEON: yeah You gotta to bring in Ike and Mark.

Steve-O: Keanu Reeves and Bill Preston.

SinkorSwim: I don't know.

leong kennedick: Or Marth and Roy.

SinkorSwim: You know I feel like they affect everything. You got keep those guys out, man.

BARFINGLEON: friend

leong kennedick: Cloud. When's Cloud coming in, Devin?

Steve-O: Dude, Sora.

SinkorSwim: No, sorry. Dude, you know what?

BARFINGLEON: Little Mac.

SinkorSwim: I'm not going lie. If I saw Little Mac, I'd fucking, I'd pop off. That'd be sick as shit, dude.

Steve-O: Little Mac.

SinkorSwim: Mega Man?

Steve-O: Who would play Little Mac?

SinkorSwim: Are you kidding me? Mega Man, dude? Even though.

leong kennedick: We could go without Kirby, but we need King Dedede in there.

BARFINGLEON: And of course, Samus Aran.

leong kennedick: You know?

SinkorSwim: Nah, nah, dude. You didn't care about me.

leong kennedick: voiced by Kanye West, KingDD.

BARFINGLEON: Shamus Aran.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's the thing.

SinkorSwim: You'd say this?

Steve-O: Like Samus makes sense for a Mario Galaxy movie too.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that probably is the one they're they're hiding up their sleeve, you know?

SinkorSwim: It doesn't matter. Like, um what, like, truly what irks me is I'm going to be sitting here just waiting for fucking Fox McCloud to show up.

BARFINGLEON: The ace.

SinkorSwim: Because now it's in my...

leong kennedick: And he's going to be in it for three seconds, probably.

BARFINGLEON: Devil, it's me!

Steve-O: He's going to be an end of credits like...

SinkorSwim: don't know.

BARFINGLEON: a

SinkorSwim: Oh god, that would be even worse if they would spoil that, you know?

BARFINGLEON: I'm thinking about forming a team.

SinkorSwim: yeah

Steve-O: we're called star Fox.

leong kennedick: You'll just hear like a blip on the radar that is just Slippy saying it's quiet, too quiet. And then you're going to see Glenn Powell's Fox McCloud flying in.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. What if it starts with Slippy getting blown smithereens, though?

BARFINGLEON: Cannon, do a barrel roll.

SinkorSwim: let me

Steve-O: What if it starts with Slippy getting blown?

SinkorSwim: Oh, by Peppy.

leong kennedick: Wait, who voices u voice is Falco then?

Steve-O: a barrel roll.

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: If Glenn Powell's a Fox.

SinkorSwim: Ooh.

BARFINGLEON: Austin Butler.

SinkorSwim: Nah.

leong kennedick: Oh, dude, I'm in.

SinkorSwim: Oh.

leong kennedick: You know what? I'm... If it's Austin Butler, that would actually be kind of sick. But there's no way. he would never like He would never like devolve into this, i don't think. Yeah,

Steve-O: No, I think this is just in them putting Fox in this.

SinkorSwim: No, no, dude, Timothee Chalamet. Dude, he'll voice Falco. Are you kidding me?

Steve-O: It's just going to be a sample of Star Fox to be like, is there any interest to make this a spinoff movie?

BARFINGLEON: Timothy Shallow, man.

SinkorSwim: Who would voice Falco in a Star Fox movie?

Steve-O: Y'all want Star Fox movie?

leong kennedick: don't know.

BARFINGLEON: Are you asking Google this question, Devin?

leong kennedick: I don't know.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I'm just asking Google.

BARFINGLEON: What is it going to tell you?

Steve-O: It should be Star Fox movie.

SinkorSwim: It would be... Like, who's a...

BARFINGLEON: George Clooney? That's what it's going to say.

Steve-O: Who's like a cool sounding bird man?

SinkorSwim: Yo, wait, shut up.

BARFINGLEON: That's what it's going say.

leong kennedick: Yo, chill, joell chill, chill.

SinkorSwim: Yo, chill, dude. That's a sick idea. you kidding me?

leong kennedick: Chill out.

SinkorSwim: Matt Damon.

Steve-O: Hey, I'm a...

leong kennedick: Chill out, Chris.

SinkorSwim: No, Matt Damon's Who's famously...

Steve-O: not mad No, Matt. No, Matt.

BARFINGLEON: What?

Steve-O: Come on. Come on.

leong kennedick: My day, man.

Steve-O: Sam Rockwell.

BARFINGLEON: Ooh, that's interesting.

SinkorSwim: Who's a...

BARFINGLEON: See, I think he'd be more of a, not Slippy, but ah there' was the who's the bunny?

Steve-O: Oh, Pepe.

SinkorSwim: You know what?

BARFINGLEON: Pappy.

leong kennedick: Peppy.

SinkorSwim: ah Give it to Sean Penn. He's he's famously cocky.

Steve-O: but

BARFINGLEON: Sean Penn, huh?

Steve-O: Nah, Sean Penn would be Androff.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, he's cocky as shit, dude.

BARFINGLEON: we' Recording from...

leong kennedick: like black You like black birds? I love them.

Steve-O: I love him.

BARFINGLEON: Ha ha ha ha ha.

Steve-O: I'm here to join the Christmas Eve Club.

BARFINGLEON: ah

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I i think Sean Penn would kill it as Falco.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: that's ah That's a big swing, Devin.

SinkorSwim: Oh.

leong kennedick: do That's a huge fucking swing. That's swing for the fences.

BARFINGLEON: it's it's It's interesting that you, because you hate that man so much, that you would want him to be

SinkorSwim: Listen.

SinkorSwim: I know.

leong kennedick: do you Do you hate Falco?

SinkorSwim: I think it softened on him. No, I like Falco. I was, uh...

leong kennedick: Wait, does that mean we'll go actually get to see Diddy Kong like not be just a fucking NPC in the movie if Smash Bros.

SinkorSwim: I have soft Falco Slippy, too.

leong kennedick: is the thing?

Steve-O: I don't know.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I haven't seen much Donkey Kong in any of this.

SinkorSwim: No, I don't think...

Steve-O: I heard he's been...

SinkorSwim: I don't think you did

leong kennedick: No, Donkey Kong's getting his own movie.

Steve-O: A spinoff, yeah.

SinkorSwim: I think, yeah. aren't they Didn't they confirm that?

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: It's going

leong kennedick: Is it just gonna be Bonanza?

SinkorSwim: Chris, you yeah Steve, you're are worried about them.

Steve-O: Donkey Kong Country.

SinkorSwim: Like, you're like, I think it's too soon. Nah, dude. Nah.

Steve-O: i mean, that's the thing.

SinkorSwim: Nah, we're going to get a DK movie in between.

Steve-O: Donkey Kong is going to be their... What's it going to be?

leong kennedick: Animal Crossing movies coming out.

Steve-O: Like, the in-between.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: um

SinkorSwim: Okay.

leong kennedick: Splatoon. That's going to be a movie.

SinkorSwim: Oh, okay. We can pass on that.

Steve-O: I already sent Chris one of the spoilers that I i saw.

SinkorSwim: I think I saw...

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: F-Zero?

SinkorSwim: him i

leong kennedick: Yo, where's my F-Zero movie?

BARFINGLEON: That's an interesting one.

Steve-O: F-Zero would be kind of sick.

leong kennedick: Yeah, so who whos who voices Captain Falcon then? Is it just Tom Cruise? Cruise?

SinkorSwim: ah Sean Penn again. Captain Falco?

Steve-O: Sean Penn.

leong kennedick: Sean Penn? No! Come on

SinkorSwim: Captain

Steve-O: I think Sean Penn is willing to do.

leong kennedick: You like black cars?

BARFINGLEON: You got him again.

SinkorSwim: Falcon?

leong kennedick: I love them.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: It's just that everything

Steve-O: Is that the Black Falcon?

leong kennedick: is... That's the Black Falcon F-Zero GX.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Captain Falcon?

leong kennedick: I love them.

BARFINGLEON: I am not a homosexual.

Steve-O: I love my office.

BARFINGLEON: That I could hear Captain Falcon saying once or twice in that movie.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: I think to state that affirmatively.

leong kennedick: Oh my god, dude.

SinkorSwim: captain

Steve-O: One race after another.

BARFINGLEON: Alcune Punk.

SinkorSwim: You know what? Captain Falcon. Because he looks so... I don't know his vibe. I truly don't know.

Steve-O: Show me your moves.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, like...

Steve-O: Falco punch.

SinkorSwim: You know what? Hmm.

BARFINGLEON: um punched

Steve-O: You need a big bravado that. bravado guy for that

SinkorSwim: Hmm.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, they're

SinkorSwim: But he's got to sound like...

leong kennedick: um Kenneth Branagh is who I think of when you say bravado.

BARFINGLEON: Shakespearean actor Ken Farah.

SinkorSwim: You know, maybe Bradley Cooper. Bradley.

BARFINGLEON: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Let's see.

BARFINGLEON: the really Well, yeah, I was thinking of Bruce Campbell too, Steve.

Steve-O: Riley Cooper? Okay. I would have said a young a young Bruce Campbell.

leong kennedick: No, he's too much. He's too rocket. Actually, Bradley Cooper is Falco.

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: That's G-code though.

SinkorSwim: oh

Steve-O: He can. He can. can't travel.

BARFINGLEON: Man has cancer. Let him let get healthy.

Steve-O: yeah

leong kennedick: He's sick.

SinkorSwim: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do they not make, you can't make a sound booth in his house?

leong kennedick: my God.

BARFINGLEON: ah Calm down, sir.

leong kennedick: He can't go to work. He can't go to work.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Dude's got to work, dude. He doesn't have DiCaprio money.

Steve-O: No, he does not need to work.

SinkorSwim: Oh, man.

Steve-O: Let him rest. He's been going to conventions.

SinkorSwim: I'm going to Stan Lee the shit out of that man.

BARFINGLEON: You know, like, you say...

leong kennedick: He's got to earn his health insurance.

BARFINGLEON: It's like Ryan Reynolds' shirt, like...

Steve-O: chief of Yeah, probably be pinkish here if they're going to give him a voice.

SinkorSwim: Nah, he takes it over.

leong kennedick: Nah.

SinkorSwim: He he was just taking over.

leong kennedick: He's too much.

BARFINGLEON: I know, that's like, maybe it's too much.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: too much.

BARFINGLEON: I don't know.

SinkorSwim: you Yeah, just make him voice Pikachu again.

BARFINGLEON: It just feels like what it's gonna be.

leong kennedick: How about Jason Momoa? How about him?

Steve-O: hey show me your moves.

SinkorSwim: Or Falcon?

leong kennedick: yeah

BARFINGLEON: Uh...

leong kennedick: Show me moves.

Steve-O: Show me your moves.

BARFINGLEON: Uh...

leong kennedick: What does he say?

SinkorSwim: No, he would be he'd be one of the ice climbers.

BARFINGLEON: It's a tough role to cast.

SinkorSwim: Wait, who you trying to cast?

Steve-O: Give me John Cena.

BARFINGLEON: Voice.

Steve-O: How about John

BARFINGLEON: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, actually, that's a good point.

leong kennedick: Show me your moves.

BARFINGLEON: Okay. All right.

SinkorSwim: John Cena as Captain Falcon?

leong kennedick: It's me, your main, the main man, Captain Falcon.

BARFINGLEON: I don't hate that. don't hate that. I picked that up.

leong kennedick: Bastiche.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I can see it. I'm in.

BARFINGLEON: Peacemaker definitely has his vibes.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: He only wears helmets in movies. ah Well, what else? What else we got going on What have we seen? What have we done?

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.

BARFINGLEON: What have you seen?

SinkorSwim: let's Oh, you know what?

BARFINGLEON: What have you done?

SinkorSwim: ah i This shouldn't be a shocker to really anyone, but i got I've been real deep into Space Marine 2 multiplayer.

BARFINGLEON: Shocker is in the...

BARFINGLEON: Woo!

leong kennedick: I'm going to go pee while he talks about this.

SinkorSwim: No, we don't even have to talk about it. I'm just saying ah ah it's basically my destiny, too, at this point.

leong kennedick: I'll be back. I'll be back in a couple minutes.

Steve-O: That's your D2?

SinkorSwim: I'm just doing dailies and weeklies.

Steve-O: Oh man. Have you done raids? Are there raids in...

SinkorSwim: Uh, no, well, there's kind of, no, I wouldn't say the raids, uh, there's a siege mode, but I'm on prestige.

BARFINGLEON: You ever do any hourlies?

BARFINGLEON: minute least second least.

SinkorSwim: Uh, I'm working on prestige too, across all the classes. Got my tech Marine.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: I'm the guy that shows up and I got, this is how you do it. Kids.

Steve-O: Oh, you're okay.

SinkorSwim: That guy.

Steve-O: You're the journeyman.

SinkorSwim: yeah it's ah um so I see familiar names you know in different games. ah But, you know, I would say I'm doing it because of ah the the new edition got announced for the cinematic trailer. pretty sick, but I've been doing it for weeks now.

BARFINGLEON: New edition.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Devin, where are we at right now with editions?

SinkorSwim: So they announced eleventh edition.

BARFINGLEON: Woo!

Steve-O: Whoo.

SinkorSwim: The throwback to the first edition I ever played, which is second edition because it's a blood angels and it works.

leong kennedick: you

SinkorSwim: In the in the box set.

Steve-O: So this one's for you.

SinkorSwim: This one's speaking my language.

Steve-O: This one's for the Gen 2 kids.

SinkorSwim: The yeah i suppose, yeah. Oh.

BARFINGLEON: I'll be doing the Ashley Schaefer. This is um kind of kind of a little pumped.

SinkorSwim: who Dude, it looks sick, dude. it's It's interesting, though, because they haven't really shown the models yet because of, you know, they're going to drip feed it.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, let me see some leg.

SinkorSwim: and

BARFINGLEON: All right. This is what they say in your community.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know. ah Yeah. The... ah The only thing that is getting people's gander up at this point though, with it is they seem to, they're not going back to firstborn and instead of primaris, which means nothing to any of you except for me.

SinkorSwim: ah But you know, they're going with the old school helmets as opposed to the, the newer helmets.

Steve-O: have you Were you a fan of the old school ones?

SinkorSwim: I don't mind. I don't mind primaris as much as, as everyone else does. Um,

BARFINGLEON: Is that the ones that look a little more blocky?

SinkorSwim: So let me see. Space Marine helmet.

leong kennedick: Oh, we're still talking about this shit?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Sorry, John.

Steve-O: Yeah, we're talking ah we're talking about the helmet.

leong kennedick: Oh my god. I but just...

SinkorSwim: John asked me, a Steve asked me a question.

BARFINGLEON: i've been I've been stoking the fire a little bit, I admit.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: I just took a walk around the fucking block, Chris.

BARFINGLEON: I will admit. I know, but I i you know i got passing interest.

SinkorSwim: So the Primaris seems like has a little bit more of a nightly face and the traditional space wearing helmet has like a a grill on it.

leong kennedick: talking about sex appeal? What are talking about here, Devin?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I want to see what's more sexy. Can you post back-to-backs for me, Devin?

Steve-O: He says ah they're going back to the old helmets in Space Marine.

SinkorSwim: They're going back to the the old firstborn design.

BARFINGLEON: Devin, do have back-to-backs?

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

BARFINGLEON: Can you post back-to-backs here? want to take a look them.

leong kennedick: Ass to ass.

SinkorSwim: yeah I can.

BARFINGLEON: Let see ass-to-ass on this, please.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Hold on.

BARFINGLEON: Pulled up ass-to-ass. Engage.

Steve-O: Engage.

SinkorSwim: engage uh let's see two is that really his name

Steve-O: They're like wider, the Firstborn ones. And they got like... they got like um I'm trying to remember the name of the duck. Duke LaRue, I think his name was, from Mighty Ducks, the animated series.

BARFINGLEON: I don't... No, dude. i got nothing on that one.

Steve-O: yeah i I think so. There was definitely like a duck on the Mighty Ducks animated... Let me look this up. Animated series.

BARFINGLEON: Ugluru, huh?

Steve-O: Where the mask...

SinkorSwim: ah ah not to Not to be this guy, but MK7, MK8 look a little similar, but MKX is kind of the new design, specifically the first two.

Steve-O: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, so there's like... It's it's a It's a full panel that has slots in it versus openings with vents, it looks like.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah. But like that, the like the MK seven design on the bottom is like that is what a traditional space marine helmet look like. And it just looks sick and people are very attached to it.

SinkorSwim: So when they kind of did an update with the Primaris Marine, which is a whole thing.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, Devin. Devin, I like that so i like that skull all at the end there.

SinkorSwim: o Oh, the Reaver?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's cool.

SinkorSwim: That's a Reaver design. Oh, sorry.

BARFINGLEON: I like that.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, so basically, this is the last of thing I'll say about it, I swear. um The updated designs, the MKX, are a little bit more kind of like tactical.

SinkorSwim: And some people like it. Some people don't like it as much. But, yeah, all right.

BARFINGLEON: That skull one's sitting to me just fine.

SinkorSwim: You would be ah you'd be a big Reaver fan then.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

Steve-O: I need to apologize real quick. um

BARFINGLEON: you shit yourself

Steve-O: Moments ago, i mentioned that one of the masks looked like Duke LaRue from the Mighty Ducks animated series.

SinkorSwim: all the ladies.

leong kennedick: Thank you.

Steve-O: I need to apologize and in two forms here. The character's name is Duke LaOrange. um And also ah Duke LaOrange did not wear a mask. I'm thinking of Wild Wing Flashblade from the Mighty Ducks animated series.

SinkorSwim: I knew that sounded wrong, dude.

BARFINGLEON: You know what?

Steve-O: So.

BARFINGLEON: I do not accept your I do not accept your apology.

SinkorSwim: I'm not trying to drag you, but I knew you sounded like a fucking idiot. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I'm not accepting that.

Steve-O: Well, can I offer another extension of a go fuck yourself?

BARFINGLEON: oh Well, Duke LaRue and Duke Large are quite different. That's all I'm going point out there, but, you know.

SinkorSwim: yeah im eight nine

Steve-O: so

SinkorSwim: like i think like I think a blind child would be able to tell the difference, but yeah.

BARFINGLEON: so It's just...

Steve-O: Come on, guys. Come on, guys. The fact that I even pulled this reference up.

SinkorSwim: But you pulled a random reference that was totally wrong.

Steve-O: I pulled up Duke LaRue from the Showbiz Pizza Band. Fuck you. He's the drummer.

SinkorSwim: But like me but like like, dude, that'd be like if i was like, oh, there's this character, duke Ballerina, and his name's

Steve-O: Show some goddamn respect.

SinkorSwim: Doug Sampson. It's like, they're not even close.

Steve-O: I got the first name, the love part.

SinkorSwim: Wild Wing is the answer, and you weren't close.

BARFINGLEON: you didn't ring a bell you didn't ring a bell is what devin is saying there was no bell was ringing

SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude. Dude, you weren't even fucking close.

Steve-O: I got the first name. I just a Duke. If I just said Duke from the United Dog, then we would still be in the same bubble.

SinkorSwim: Dude, Duke LaRue and Wild Wing...

Steve-O: Just because i I forgot that he doesn't wear a helmet, he has an eye patch. Fuck, man. Dude.

BARFINGLEON: that I didn't know Jesus

Steve-O: Get off my fucking primordial dick.

SinkorSwim: Not that much. Nah, dog. Nah, dog. I'm mad at you.

Steve-O: This thing crawled out of the ocean to get ridden by your ass? I don't think so.

SinkorSwim: thank you

BARFINGLEON: Christ dude yeah

Steve-O: Project Hail Mary movie review.

SinkorSwim: Did you see that yet, Steve?

Steve-O: No, not yet.

SinkorSwim: You piece of shit.

Steve-O: Not yet. I'm dealing with a lot.

SinkorSwim: thanks

SinkorSwim: I got a lot going on, okay?

Steve-O: There's a lot happening.

SinkorSwim: Sorry.

Steve-O: Barely keeping it together.

SinkorSwim: sorry

Steve-O: you mean Devin, you said you have a game for us.

SinkorSwim: go left

Steve-O: And if you listened to last week's podcast, Devin put out a, ah a Titanic simulator.

SinkorSwim: Sink or swim. Yeah, let's sink our swim game.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, where we we if you didn't listen last week, we we were in boats and we had to choose, what was that, three of the ah three of the the three slots on their boats to save various games that came out with, what was the score, 80% on Metacritic and higher?

Steve-O: Sink or swim.

SinkorSwim: Everybody had three slots on their boat.

SinkorSwim: I believe... Yeah, yeah. So so the rule was...

BARFINGLEON: Between 80 90, right? 2010, I don't know.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, and so we were working with games from 2010 to 2019, I believe.

BARFINGLEON: twenty ten

SinkorSwim: So we're kind of in in like a decade.

Steve-O: 2020?

SinkorSwim: As well as the the Metacritic score had to be somewhere between 80 and 89.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: So had to be in that space.

BARFINGLEON: And you were you were quite shocked that we we let so many die.

Steve-O: Yeah, we were stubborn.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you love a lot of you got you let a lot of heaters drown and die. And um it hurt my feelings. And then we also had the Tim's dinghy to save one.

Steve-O: The Tim's dinghy roll is really nice.

SinkorSwim: The Tim dinghy rule.

BARFINGLEON: um think that we might have to reenact that this time around as well with this game.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's just a permanent rule.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. But um yes, i ah we I have an updated version of the game. This one we're...

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, Devin, so we we gave you a few parameters, but I want to hear what you are cooking up here.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah. So we are now working with films, Keno, as it were, of games. ah Still same decade, right? 2010 to 2019. And chose a Metacritic score of 60 to 69.

BARFINGLEON: Cool. Okay.

SinkorSwim: And list interesting. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: oh

Steve-O: That's going to rough.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, Devin!

SinkorSwim: and the lith

leong kennedick: Nice.

SinkorSwim: the list is interesting

BARFINGLEON: Metacritic, though, i will say, is entirely different than your your Rotten Tomatoes.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: There are plenty of great films that range anywhere between the 70s to some even some even in the 60s that we consider really wonderful.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: And it's because it's an aggregate.

SinkorSwim: i

BARFINGLEON: It's an aggregate over time. And so there there there might be some gold in them hills.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: You know?

Steve-O: We're going sifting. How many spaces do we have on our lifeboats?

SinkorSwim: Yeah. I mean, listen, originally i said three. Now I will say the list from last week is about was double the size of this week's.

leong kennedick: you

SinkorSwim: So I think we were working with like 48, 49. Yeah.

Steve-O: Okay.

SinkorSwim: worth or maybe 50, maybe it was even higher than that, but there's 31 options on this. I had cut out some ones. I just knew i just knew we're going to get in there, but.

BARFINGLEON: Split between three of us, so that's fair.

Steve-O: Can I hold on? Can I do something a little dirty? Make this make this nastier?

BARFINGLEON: What are you going to nasty it up with?

Steve-O: going to implement Jack's rule.

SinkorSwim: OK.

Steve-O: where there's all You can only take one.

BARFINGLEON: From Titanic.

SinkorSwim: Only one.

Steve-O: You can only pull one in that boat. Dude, we're going to be real picky.

BARFINGLEON: So we don't have a boat. We have ah a plank of wood.

Steve-O: We got a door.

BARFINGLEON: We got a door that we're floating on.

SinkorSwim: So instead of three, you want to go with one. So everybody has a dinghy?

leong kennedick: Everyone's got Tim Dingy, the Timtanic.

Steve-O: but then it but then But then Tim's dinghy isn't as silly.

SinkorSwim: That kind of makes two dinghy pointless.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: We can go with two.

Steve-O: We do too.

SinkorSwim: I think two. Because I think that's one you've to feel comfortable with.

Steve-O: We do too.

BARFINGLEON: you want do I think two is fair because I think two builds up the suspense if somebody is like at the end and they have one left over everybody else.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: So you got you know a little bit more of a length to the game.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Okay. Okay.

BARFINGLEON: and well bill you know it it it makes us And we got Tim's dinghy, so I feel like two is fair.

Steve-O: And we got Tim's dinghy.

SinkorSwim: And I, man, I will say too, it's like this list is 2010 to 2019, but this list, man, this making me feel the whole, some of these, but Metacritic, use Metacritic.

leong kennedick: Would you use Metacritic or Rotten Tomatoes?

BARFINGLEON: I'm going to hold on. Let me just, I got to grab a drink real quick.

leong kennedick: Oh, so these are fucking Keno then. 60 to 69?

BARFINGLEON: Give me one sec.

SinkorSwim: Some are, you know, some are, some are garbage.

Steve-O: Chris already got start drinking for this.

SinkorSwim: I did. I tried 2010 to 2019.

leong kennedick: Wait, what year? Alright,

leong kennedick: um so Moonlight's not on here.

SinkorSwim: Moonlight's not on there.

leong kennedick: Because that's...

Steve-O: No, no Moonlight.

SinkorSwim: I don't

leong kennedick: Wait, what was the was was the Moonlight Metacritic score?

SinkorSwim: know. Look

Steve-O: I would say it's higher than the 70s.

leong kennedick: 1069? I don't know, man.

SinkorSwim: it up.

leong kennedick: Seems like a lot of good movies are in the 60 range.

Steve-O: Well, this is like critic reviews, right?

leong kennedick: On Metacritic, at least.

Steve-O: This isn't like audience reviews, right?

leong kennedick: yes This isn't like binary like Rotten Tomatoes, where it's like...

SinkorSwim: Moonlight Metacritic.

leong kennedick: Where a two and a half star is is gets counted towards fresh.

SinkorSwim: 2016.

SinkorSwim: twenty sixteen

BARFINGLEON: grabbed a root beer for this one. I'm locked in.

Steve-O: Ooh, okay.

leong kennedick: Oh, shit.

SinkorSwim: Hold on now.

leong kennedick: Locked in. Rootbeer's in.

SinkorSwim: So, john John, the Metacritic for Moonlight is a 99.

Steve-O: Goddamn.

leong kennedick: Oh my god. Well, I mean, it is a fucking masterpiece of a movie.

SinkorSwim: Absolute must-see that is the rating.

BARFINGLEON: There are some that perfectly align.

leong kennedick: Absolute masterpiece. Yeah, there are some that that actually, like, make sense.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I mean, that's a...

BARFINGLEON: Yes.

SinkorSwim: Like, listen. i

leong kennedick: Wait, wait. For comparison's sake, what's Call Me By Your Name?

SinkorSwim: Okay.

SinkorSwim: Uh...

leong kennedick: ah met us Metacritics.

SinkorSwim: Calm...

SinkorSwim: Metacritic is a 94. right.

leong kennedick: Okay. All right, well, I guess I just have good taste in movies, Chris.

SinkorSwim: right

BARFINGLEON: pretty respectable

SinkorSwim: <unk> Call me by your name is not on the dinghy. um So some examples of ones I cut out. Like I don't, I didn't think anyone's going to care about hunger games, mocking Jay part two.

Steve-O: Hunger Games.

leong kennedick: Ooh.

BARFINGLEON: oh steve's upset oh salt oh

leong kennedick: You know what?

Steve-O: Devin, you know I want to be the the guy.

leong kennedick: You know what? Put that on my boat.

Steve-O: You're taking Hunger Games?

SinkorSwim: put on you

leong kennedick: Put that on my... Philip Seymour Hoffman's in it.

SinkorSwim: I didn't think anyone was going to care about Salt, the movie Salt.

Steve-O: Stanley Pucci. Salt.

leong kennedick: daley tucci Stanley Tucci and Philip Seymour Hoffman in the same movie.

SinkorSwim: World War with me.

Steve-O: Salt. Salt.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Dude.

leong kennedick: You're cutting that out, bro. I don't know, Devin.

Steve-O: Dude, that's the fucking, that's the fucking Killer's Row.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Listen, this list, this list that was compiled was 73 hits. I cut it down 31. Holy shit.

leong kennedick: Just saying.

Steve-O: Can you imagine going to get some pizza with Tucci and Phillips?

leong kennedick: Those are two legends.

leong kennedick: Oh, God.

Steve-O: Dude.

SinkorSwim: ologies

leong kennedick: Pizza with ah instead of Parmesan cheese, it's just cocaine sprinkled on top.

Steve-O: Oh, the Hoffman special.

BARFINGLEON: Heroin and cocaine.

leong kennedick: It's a little bit of both. A little Tucci, a little Hoffman.

Steve-O: The Seymour Hoffman.

SinkorSwim: All right. You guys ready?

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: oh baby, have I ever been?

SinkorSwim: Okay. Well, again, for those of you who are unaware, the rules, the sip is sinking. Each player gets only two spots on their lifeboat. We go through the list one by one.

SinkorSwim: It is randomized by a wheel. Then it is removed. Each player only gets two spots. We reply with sink or swim. Once your two spots are filled, you must lobby, bribe, guilt trip, or dramatically plead with other players to save your remaining favorites.

SinkorSwim: No mercy. The water's cold. Choose wisely. And then, uh, and in addition, Tim's dinghy. Tim, we'll pick one for Tim that we'll stay from the dinghy.

leong kennedick: Tim has no idea he's he's on here.

SinkorSwim: And he would, he would.

BARFINGLEON: I think he'd be honored.

SinkorSwim: And then ah maybe, maybe not, we'll ah we'll have a a ah desert island ah cannibalism feast like we did last week.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, got to eat somebody. buddy Got to eat somebody.

SinkorSwim: All right. First spin, let's go. Again, 20... Oh my God, I already blacked 2010 to 2019.

Steve-O: to 19, right?

SinkorSwim: Metacritic scores ranging between 60 and 69. The first pick. Are there any Riddick heads in the house?

BARFINGLEON: Is this Chronicles of Riddick?

SinkorSwim: No, 2013's Riddick. The R-rated one.

BARFINGLEON: 2013's Riddick.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, listen, if it was Chronicles, I i would think about it.

BARFINGLEON: I know it too. na this one's going to be pushed down my oar.

Steve-O: Yeah, let this one sink.

SinkorSwim: Okay, yeah. All right.

BARFINGLEON: Even though fucking Vin Diesel leveraged his home for this.

SinkorSwim: I know.

BARFINGLEON: um I'm letting it sink.

leong kennedick: I'm not even, I'm not even, i didn't even want to waste my breath breathing words out to even acknowledge it.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: The air is cold.

SinkorSwim: it So, yeah. So, I have a slight advantage. I see the list. However, I am randomizing it with a spin. All right, next one. Let's see here. We got Prometheus, 2012. 65

SinkorSwim: We were so wrong. This is she' a movie that I am killing. Sync. I'm syncing it.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, behead David and beat you to death with it.

Steve-O: Sink it.

Steve-O: Man, it might have been rad going with the 60s movies.

SinkorSwim: we only got two spots.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, where we might be looking down couple empty boats.

Steve-O: right

SinkorSwim: i want to Yeah, yeah. Well, listen, in there there are some bangers, though. There are some some decided bangers.

BARFINGLEON: Okay, all right.

Steve-O: pat Okay, okay.

SinkorSwim: Spectre, James Bond Spectre, 2015, 16, 16.

leong kennedick: ah what You would even ask?

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: I know. It's funny. I said bangers. Spectre came up.

leong kennedick: Yeah, you said bangers and then you said specter. Come on, dog.

SinkorSwim: All right. All right. All right. Sorry, Spectre.

leong kennedick: The fact that it's fact that it's a 69...

BARFINGLEON: Good night.

leong kennedick: The fact that it's even in that range is pretty fucking disgusting to me, to be honest.

SinkorSwim: Okay. All right. Well, listen. to me To me, this is the first potential. twenty thirteens The Conjuring 68 on Metacritic.

leong kennedick: Ooh, that's a good one.

SinkorSwim: That's a good one. Perhaps the best of The Conjuring's.

leong kennedick: Is it good enough for me to save it?

BARFINGLEON: I prefer The Conjuring 2.

leong kennedick: Ooh,

BARFINGLEON: So.

SinkorSwim: Wow. Is that what you say as you as you drown it?

BARFINGLEON: so

Steve-O: He's a big nun guy.

leong kennedick: we got here our hands, we got a snob here on our hands guys

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: but

SinkorSwim: You said, actually, I prefer The Conjuring 2.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah,

SinkorSwim: Dude, you know what?

BARFINGLEON: yeah I'm pushing this one down with my foot.

SinkorSwim: Wow, dude. All right. I did not, I didn't.

SinkorSwim: um Shutter Island, 2010, 63. sixty three

leong kennedick: That's a good one.

Steve-O: That's not bad.

leong kennedick: But again, slim pickings here on Suarez's boat.

SinkorSwim: That one, a I forgot about it.

Steve-O: Are you taking it?

leong kennedick: No.

Steve-O: OK.

SinkorSwim: right. I forgot about it just like I forgot how to save it. Sorry, Shutter Island. You're dead.

Steve-O: We're putting it down. OK.

BARFINGLEON: Goodbye.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's down.

BARFINGLEON: That was rough. I thought about that for some.

SinkorSwim: All right, all right.

SinkorSwim: Prada 3D, 2010, 63. twenty ten sixty three

leong kennedick: that's actually a good one.

BARFINGLEON: That was fun.

Steve-O: That's not bad.

leong kennedick: yeah But I'm not gonna fucking save it, though.

BARFINGLEON: I think we all saw that together.

leong kennedick: I'm crazy.

SinkorSwim: I think, I think this is a great, a great option for the dinghy.

Steve-O: did.

BARFINGLEON: Didn't we?

leong kennedick: That was such a good time.

BARFINGLEON: Tim, Tim, Tim shakes his head furiously.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but Tim wasn't even there with us.

Steve-O: Tim wasn't there.

BARFINGLEON: No.

SinkorSwim: Come on guys.

Steve-O: and

SinkorSwim: I really want to save it too. Um,

leong kennedick: No, we can't just give...

BARFINGLEON: No, that's not Tim.

leong kennedick: It has to apply to Tim.

BARFINGLEON: He would, he, he would, he, she's she not only is he shaking his head right now.

Steve-O: It does have to apply by by Tim rules.

leong kennedick: yeah. Silent Hill 2 rules apply.

SinkorSwim: Wow.

BARFINGLEON: he He's shitting in his own boat.

SinkorSwim: All right. Listen, this is the first spectacular film you let drown. How dare you? um Okay. Sorry.

SinkorSwim: Oh boy.

leong kennedick: Sorry.

SinkorSwim: 20, 20, 17 it 69 chapter 69.

leong kennedick: Goodbye.

Steve-O: We're just going to have empty You know what?

leong kennedick: See you next time.

SinkorSwim: one seventeens it sixty nine

BARFINGLEON: The first chapter one.

SinkorSwim: chapter one sixty nine

Steve-O: I think I'm going to save that. I think that's a saveable move.

BARFINGLEON: yeah Yeah, okay. I was either going to be me or you.

SinkorSwim: All right. Wow. okay

Steve-O: I think that's saveable.

SinkorSwim: Okay.

Steve-O: The second one, not saveable.

SinkorSwim: drowns.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, of course. course

SinkorSwim: Okay. Hold on. Let me let me make a little thingy here. Steve, Chris, John, me. Steve, you're saving it?

Steve-O: I'm going to save that.

SinkorSwim: It 2017. It's worth it. Finally.

Steve-O: Pun intended.

SinkorSwim: All right.

SinkorSwim: X-Men First Class 2011, 65. Yeah, you

leong kennedick: Ooh, I love X-Men First Class.

Steve-O: Chris is taking it all out air.

leong kennedick: Wait, we got two spots?

SinkorSwim: yeah got two spots.

BARFINGLEON: They did kill off the only black character in it the dumbest way possible.

SinkorSwim: In the dumbest way possible. But also, Magneto was so sick in this movie.

BARFINGLEON: Also, ah the actress from Mad Men was barely used. and don't think she spoke a single line.

leong kennedick: Yeah, and we got we got homeless version.

SinkorSwim: It sounds like you're trying to talk yourself out of it, even though you won't save it.

leong kennedick: We got... And

BARFINGLEON: I am totally trying to talk myself out of it.

leong kennedick: and then we got hobo hobo homeless ah Mystique. not Doesn't compare to the OG.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, yeah, bad mystique. Ooh, bad light on the porch.

leong kennedick: Yeah, we got we got we've got ugly weve got ugly Mystique in this

Steve-O: I love that you guys are looking at someone floundering in the water and you're like, sorry.

leong kennedick: ah the the last

SinkorSwim: But you barely used that actress from Mad Men.

leong kennedick: her ma her Her mom was hotter. Her mom was hotter back in the day.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, we got 20 plus more.

SinkorSwim: All right.

BARFINGLEON: Sorry.

SinkorSwim: All right. Sorry.

leong kennedick: Sorry.

BARFINGLEON: Sorry. Sorry.

Steve-O: e

SinkorSwim: Sorry.

leong kennedick: Goodbye.

SinkorSwim: Oh, I think you made the right call because Dread at 2012 is. All right. that's a good one.

BARFINGLEON: On my boat.

Steve-O: That's a great save. That's a great save.

BARFINGLEON: On my boat.

SinkorSwim: and na that's a good one

BARFINGLEON: Even though it's a rip-off of the raid, it's on my boat.

leong kennedick: Is the raid going to be in this one?

BARFINGLEON: that That had a higher rating.

Steve-O: Now rate probably got way higher, right?

leong kennedick: Oh, no.

BARFINGLEON: It had a higher rating than It just

Steve-O: Right?

Steve-O: right

leong kennedick: Devin was very quiet.

SinkorSwim: You know what? Let me check. um I'm checking right now.

leong kennedick: That means it wasn't on the list to begin with.

SinkorSwim: ah The Raid.

leong kennedick: if He's got to check.

BARFINGLEON: proved it. it just

leong kennedick: So you made a good choice.

BARFINGLEON: prove it

leong kennedick: You made a good choice. Chris, that counts as the raid.

SinkorSwim: The Raid Redemption. The Raid Redemption, 73. Now, listen, I didn't want another...

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: Oh, okay.

Steve-O: Not on.

BARFINGLEON: ah

Steve-O: That is.

leong kennedick: All right.

BARFINGLEON: That's low.

leong kennedick: All right.

BARFINGLEON: the I'm going to be on the record here. That's low.

leong kennedick: That is way too low.

Steve-O: i is laugh that is no

SinkorSwim: i didn't want I didn't want a Metroid Dread situation on my hands, so I want to double check.

leong kennedick: That movie's...

leong kennedick: Oldboy? Oldboy's in this?

SinkorSwim: All right.

leong kennedick: Oldboy got a 62?

SinkorSwim: Let's do it. Listen, here's another one.

leong kennedick: No, I'm just kidding. i'm just kidding

SinkorSwim: um

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, come on.

SinkorSwim: Avengers Infinity War 2018-68.

leong kennedick: You know, you guys know how I feel about that movie. And it's it's personal is personal when it comes to this conglomerate here that's speaking because I'll bring it up again.

leong kennedick: I was arguing that Spider-Verse was a better comic book film that year, and there were two people on here that were arguing Infinity War was, so...

SinkorSwim: mean, I really like Infinity War.

leong kennedick: Bye!

BARFINGLEON: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: Wait, in hindsight, you guys changed your minds, though, right? Spider-Verse is probably the best comic book movie ever.

Steve-O: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was i was Spider-Verse team.

leong kennedick: but i i said two, Steve.

Steve-O: Okay. o if

leong kennedick: I said two.

Steve-O: I think...

leong kennedick: but you got the You guys changed your your tune on that, right?

SinkorSwim: fuck.

leong kennedick: Spider-Verse is probably the best comic book movie ever of all time, I would say. In my opinion. I don't know. but That and Spider-Man too. Why is there Spider-Man? God damn it.

SinkorSwim: Because Spider-Man is fucking awesome.

Steve-O: um is Oh, my God.

SinkorSwim: That's why.

leong kennedick: Yeah, we'll tell that to his organic shooters, Devin.

SinkorSwim: um

leong kennedick: And then new one.

Steve-O: Not this.

leong kennedick: Checkmate.

BARFINGLEON: It always sounds awful, doesn't it?

Steve-O: Not this. Not this.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know, i go back. i go back.

BARFINGLEON: I love them and everything, but whatever you say, the organic shooters.

SinkorSwim: Infinity War is a better movie.

Steve-O: twenty

leong kennedick: and Checkmate,

Steve-O: or organic it it's gotta be organic

leong kennedick: death ma steve

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: yeah or Sorry.

leong kennedick: Mate and two. Mate and two.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: i got him two moves.

SinkorSwim: Infinity War is a better movie.

BARFINGLEON: Bring that organic shooter over here, big boy.

SinkorSwim: Sorry. um

Steve-O: ah so

SinkorSwim: It's retroactively.

Steve-O: wait what was the second one what was that I don't see it on a lifeboat Tim you want to put that on your dinghy

SinkorSwim: Infinity War is better than Spider-Man because he's gross.

leong kennedick: Is it the orc?

SinkorSwim: No, no, listen. I think it's dead. Sorry.

BARFINGLEON: It drowned.

SinkorSwim: Sorry. Ooh, does it go on the tin ding?

BARFINGLEON: He's shitting in his own boat in response.

Steve-O: Wait, now hold on. Now hold on. Would Tim put First Class on his dinghy?

SinkorSwim: Dude, it's already dead. We forgot.

Steve-O: I don't...

leong kennedick: ah If it was The Last Stand, ah did you say X-Men The Last Stand or did you say First Class?

BARFINGLEON: so I don't think so.

SinkorSwim: We forgot about the ding, dude.

BARFINGLEON: I don't think so.

Steve-O: um Last Stand doesn't make it in the decade.

leong kennedick: forget.

SinkorSwim: not yeah i'm telling you we already forgot we forgot about it we do not know all

Steve-O: Do we know Tim's stance on the First Class movies?

leong kennedick: No.

BARFINGLEON: i have never heard him talk about that once.

Steve-O: He has never piped up once about those. I don't think he cares for them.

BARFINGLEON: He could be a secret Kevin Bacon fan for all I know.

SinkorSwim: right would tim say wait would tim save infinity war all right all right all right all right so it's dead right let's new spin sorry it's all one that i was at why is on the list uh

BARFINGLEON: I would never know.

leong kennedick: No.

Steve-O: No, no.

BARFINGLEON: No.

leong kennedick: Tim doesn't care about Infinity War.

Steve-O: no

SinkorSwim: I guess we're guess we're here. The Avengers 2012.

leong kennedick: canceled director, so...

SinkorSwim: I'm saving that one. I'm saving Avengers.

leong kennedick: I did see that movie like seven times in the theaters.

SinkorSwim: mean Wow!

BARFINGLEON: Oh, I forgot you had a boat, David.

SinkorSwim: um Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah, I thought that was part of the rules too.

leong kennedick: Well, Devin's not blowing his load early like he did last time, so...

BARFINGLEON: That is true.

Steve-O: Yeah, he learned last time.

BARFINGLEON: He's he's conserving his energy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. No, no, it's not... It's not that. It's just they haven't come up. Avengers, I did know. i was like, if that one comes up, I'm hitting it. I was hitting that.

BARFINGLEON: All right.

Steve-O: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: That's fair. 100%.

SinkorSwim: it's kind of like a...

leong kennedick: Wow, you have Avengers, but not Infinity War on your boat?

BARFINGLEON: I was thinking about it. i was thinking about it.

leong kennedick: That's weird.

SinkorSwim: Dude, Avengers is like a life-altering moment for me. Because I got to see it early. I got to see it like a week early. Like some crazy screening. I took my mom. We put our cell phones in bags. It was sick. It was really cool.

SinkorSwim: there's a of really But like I saw this movie, and I was just like vibrating because I wanted to talk about it. But like obviously, I wasn't going to fucking tell you guys about it.

Steve-O: you couldn't you couldn't guys guys Fox McCloud is in it

leong kennedick: don't want to spoil it. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: 14 years ago.

SinkorSwim: And I was like, this might be the best thing I've ever seen in my fucking life that I couldn't talk about for like a week and a half. Anyway, Fox McLeod's movie, dude.

SinkorSwim: All right. Ooh. Oh, okay. Uh, rise of the planet of the apes. This is Coba.

Steve-O: that the second one

SinkorSwim: think it's the second one. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: With Gary Oldman.

Steve-O: That's a good one.

SinkorSwim: No, no. With Coba.

leong kennedick: That's a good one.

SinkorSwim: Chris.

Steve-O: With coba Koba.

SinkorSwim: I don't care about Gary old man.

leong kennedick: With Koba.

Steve-O: asked ova

BARFINGLEON: Oh, with Coba.

leong kennedick: Koba. Ape no kill ape, Chris.

SinkorSwim: you

leong kennedick: It's that one.

Steve-O: He fires a fucking machine gun from the horse.

SinkorSwim: Wait, no, I'm sorry.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, Gary Oldman's in that.

SinkorSwim: I'm sorry. no no, no. I'm sorry. That's the first one. Uh,

Steve-O: Oh, it is the first one? Never mind. That's not the Koba.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah. War Koba.

Steve-O: Fuck.

SinkorSwim: I guess technically Koba's in the first one.

leong kennedick: Oh, well then, nah. I was gonna save it, but it's not.

SinkorSwim: Actually, to be fair, Koba's in the first one.

leong kennedick: Ape no kill ape.

Steve-O: You know what? i think I think because Chris corrected you that he gets an extra spot on on his lifeboat.

SinkorSwim: He's not. the

leong kennedick: you got Yeah.

SinkorSwim: He does not. He does not. Sorry, Rise. That's the one Chris, we definitely don't like, right?

leong kennedick: Bye.

SinkorSwim: James Cranker one.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, yeah, you know what? Gary Oldman isn't in that. I'm wrong.

SinkorSwim: Whew.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, let let this thing fucking drown.

SinkorSwim: All right. Okay. New spin. Iron Man 3. 62 on Metacritic 2013.

SinkorSwim: Is it dingy material? Is dingy worthy?

Steve-O: No, no, no, no.

BARFINGLEON: I'm pretending I'm not even looking. See, I saw it.

SinkorSwim: All right.

BARFINGLEON: I even put my like i put my flashlight on it, but then I'm

SinkorSwim: You said, oh, that suits the ugliest suit in the whole...

leong kennedick: Oh, sorry, man.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, shit.

leong kennedick: There's no there's I don't think there's any room on the boat for you.

BARFINGLEON: Whoops.

leong kennedick: Sorry, dude.

SinkorSwim: okay

Steve-O: Dude, I'm sorry, dude. Pennywise takes up a lot of fucking room.

leong kennedick: I would.

Steve-O: He's got the whole fucking cart.

leong kennedick: yeah I would if I didn't have it on here.

BARFINGLEON: Damn

SinkorSwim: It's a big thing. ah the The Wolverine, the Japanese one, 2013, 61. It's pretty

leong kennedick: don't think I saw that one.

BARFINGLEON: it, I'm just looking at over a you right now.

SinkorSwim: it's pretty good. No, I'm not taking that one. I'm not taking that one.

BARFINGLEON: And I, you know, I, I, I, I'm chuckling on my boat.

SinkorSwim: It'd be funny if we forced him to take it, though.

BARFINGLEON: Tim's screaming at me.

Steve-O: he do You love Silver Samurai.

BARFINGLEON: You love that he was an old man.

SinkorSwim: Hmm.

leong kennedick: Yeah, he's your main in Marvel vs.

Steve-O: should

leong kennedick: Capcom 2.

SinkorSwim: ah Jackass 3D 2010 63.

leong kennedick: so

SinkorSwim: I'm not going

leong kennedick: That one's pretty good.

leong kennedick: But no.

SinkorSwim: to lie. I think going to film my boat. I'm taking care of it.

Steve-O: You're going to put Jackass 3D? That's going to fill your fucking Kino boat?

SinkorSwim: Dude, I love it.

Steve-O: Avengers and Jackass three d

SinkorSwim: you know why? because Can you tell me a Jackass movie that hasn't been absolutely awesome? Because they're all awesome.

BARFINGLEON: I do agree with you, Devin. I i quite like them myself.

Steve-O: They're ah they're a hoot, but they have a television show that is equally as good.

SinkorSwim: hey guess what Hey, you know what? ah Can't hear because my boat's full and I'm heading to the mainland.

Steve-O: was. And I'm more of a wild boy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah. All right, we got 16 left.

BARFINGLEON: a

SinkorSwim: 16 left. 21 Jump Street, 2012. 69. Yeah. Very fun.

Steve-O: Sixteen damn, that's OK.

SinkorSwim: Fun enough not drown in a cold... twenty twelve sixty nine

Steve-O: Those were that was a fun. and that was a fun flick.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: Fun. You're very fun.

SinkorSwim: very fun

leong kennedick: My name Jeff.

SinkorSwim: fun enough to to not drown in a cold dead.

Steve-O: Nah.

leong kennedick: I'm thinking about some of the moments of that movie and they are really funny.

BARFINGLEON: I'm going to stare at directly in the eye and say, Devin already filled his boat.

SinkorSwim: ah

leong kennedick: yeah

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: honestly I was thinking this might be a John What you thinking about it?

leong kennedick: i'm thinking I'm thinking about it, dude.

Steve-O: My name's Jeff.

leong kennedick: I'm thinking, hold on, let me... And you know what else? they are they They did the cut recently of Ice Cube.

Steve-O: Oh, the Resident Evil one.

leong kennedick: with Resident Evil 9, and it makes me laugh so much.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: You know what? Fuck it.

Steve-O: Look at this fake-ass sexy guy.

leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah I'll take 21 Jump Street.

SinkorSwim: There it is.

BARFINGLEON: good

SinkorSwim: and You know, and the

leong kennedick: If I say shut the fuck up, I'm talking to you. Have you seen this, Chris? Let me send this to you, Chris.

BARFINGLEON: Of course I've seen 21 jumps.

leong kennedick: Okay.

SinkorSwim: I'm just saying, and I appreciate that there are some fun boats left on this world.

leong kennedick: No, no, The Resident Evil 9 cut.

Steve-O: the res evil meme it's really good

BARFINGLEON: Oh, no.

leong kennedick: Alright, let me find that you.

BARFINGLEON: I don't think so.

leong kennedick: It's so good, dude. It's God tier.

SinkorSwim: And yeah, all right.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I'll take that one. Fuck it. for Resident Evil 9, I'll take it.

Steve-O: that your first one okay

SinkorSwim: That's John's first one.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: We all have one now.

SinkorSwim: ah

BARFINGLEON: Hey, except for Davin, he's gone.

SinkorSwim: Oh, this is one I probably would have took off if I saw it. Fast and Furious 6.

SinkorSwim: Exactly. All right.

Steve-O: It's not five. It's not five.

SinkorSwim: It's not fun.

BARFINGLEON: five. It's now five.

SinkorSwim: Oh, Steve's favorite movie, The Hunger Games 2012, 67.

Steve-O: Hanga!

BARFINGLEON: How hungry we?

Steve-O: Crackajackas!

SinkorSwim: Did you ever go back and watch that movie, Steve?

Steve-O: No!

SinkorSwim: That's fair. um

Steve-O: I just keep thinking of Stanley Tucci's big-ass fucking teeth.

SinkorSwim: Dude, he's good enough.

Steve-O: I'm smiling.

SinkorSwim: Well, I mean, he's good.

Steve-O: He's fantastic.

SinkorSwim: it's Yeah, he's just fantastic overall. Okay. Good movie, not good enough to survive.

SinkorSwim: Neighbors, 2014, 68.

Steve-O: drown

SinkorSwim: Drown. Sorry, Neighbors.

BARFINGLEON: I hit this thing in the back of the head with my oar on the way out.

SinkorSwim: if You're extra violent today with the ores.

Steve-O: Jesus Christ.

BARFINGLEON: I'm more brutal with movies.

SinkorSwim: All right. Death Day 2017.

BARFINGLEON: Let's be honest.

SinkorSwim: twenty seven teams

Steve-O: Oh, that's Hold on.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, no.

Steve-O: Hold on.

SinkorSwim: hold wait Hold on.

Steve-O: Can

SinkorSwim: ah Just a quick recap. Steve has It on the boat.

Steve-O: i remember

SinkorSwim: Chris has Dread on the boat. John has 21 Jump Street on the boat. My boat's full. Avengers 2012.

SinkorSwim: Avengers Egg Jackass 3D.

BARFINGLEON: Nobody's going to grab this but me. That's the unfortunate.

SinkorSwim: Is there... I mean...

Steve-O: like I might swoop it if you don't.

BARFINGLEON: Really?

Steve-O: I would i would i would like Happy Death Day to make it.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, Steve.

SinkorSwim: All

Steve-O: They are fun. Alright,

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: right. So Steve here.

BARFINGLEON: Okay. All right, Steve.

Steve-O: I'll take it. I'll take it.

SinkorSwim: So it and happy death day.

BARFINGLEON: All right.

SinkorSwim: Okay. That's an interesting boat.

Steve-O: fucking horror death party boat.

SinkorSwim: I was surprised by that one.

BARFINGLEON: I'm actively not looking at it on your boat, Steve.

leong kennedick: No. Robert, California.

BARFINGLEON: I don't want to make eye contact with it.

Steve-O: That's fair.

SinkorSwim: Listen, this is a movie I think has aged actually pretty well. Avengers Age of Ultron. 2015, 66. My boat's full.

SinkorSwim: Is Tim an Ultron fan?

Steve-O: Nah.

BARFINGLEON: Tim's not an Ultron fan.

SinkorSwim: Sorry.

BARFINGLEON: He is a James Spader fan, though.

SinkorSwim: I mean, who isn't?

Steve-O: Dude, he loves James Vader. He's waiting for Crash, but that he doesn't realize what year that was.

SinkorSwim: All right.

leong kennedick: ah california

SinkorSwim: This is what, honestly, listen, my boat's full, but this is what I kind of want to i want to champion.

BARFINGLEON: the

SinkorSwim: The other guys.

Steve-O: Oh.

leong kennedick: Ooh, goddammit!

Steve-O: Dude, that's a John boat.

BARFINGLEON: um

leong kennedick: Oh! Do I feel bones?

Steve-O: That's a John boat.

BARFINGLEON: I'm taking it. I'm taking it.

Steve-O: Oh, Chris, you take it?

SinkorSwim: christmas day other guys.

leong kennedick: Okay, alright, you taking it?

BARFINGLEON: I'm taking it.

Steve-O: and

leong kennedick: Okay.

SinkorSwim: The F-Jack has been saved.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Okay, alright.

BARFINGLEON: I'm taking it.

leong kennedick: If you didn't, I probably was gonna end up taking it.

BARFINGLEON: I love that movie.

SinkorSwim: Wow.

leong kennedick: I love that movie.

SinkorSwim: You know what?

Steve-O: That's a good one.

leong kennedick: I really love that movie.

SinkorSwim: I'll be honest. This is turning a little bit more vicious than i thought, and I'm happy about this. Okay. Okay.

SinkorSwim: oh

leong kennedick: Chris, watch that thing I sent you. Just now.

SinkorSwim: Star Trek Beyond 2016 68.

SinkorSwim: The one that's not bad, but I forgot about

leong kennedick: I don't want to piss Chris off. i don't want piss Chris off, so I'm not going to take it.

BARFINGLEON: Don't you fucking grab that, you son of a bitch.

leong kennedick: ah

SinkorSwim: it.

BARFINGLEON: I'm watching.

leong kennedick: To save my my friendship with Chris, I won't take it.

SinkorSwim: All right.

SinkorSwim: Oh, Who's, who's, wait. John, you're the only one. And the dingy.

BARFINGLEON: He's got one left.

SinkorSwim: And the dingy.

Steve-O: John's got one spot and the dinghy.

leong kennedick: And the dinghy.

SinkorSwim: John, can I make an argument for Hobbs? I can't even finish it. Hobbs and Shaw 2019. With

leong kennedick: Just go next. Just go to the next one.

SinkorSwim: code re

leong kennedick: Just go to the next one.

SinkorSwim: Tim, like the dinghy. All right.

leong kennedick: he won't dingy that.

SinkorSwim: This one I might actually make an argument for. Fast five. Does anyone want to make a passionate argument to John?

BARFINGLEON: I was thinking about this, but i Tim would never grab it. I was waiting for this to come up, um but i the end the other guy showed up.

Steve-O: Take one and take

SinkorSwim: you But then the other guy showed up.

BARFINGLEON: I forgot about the other guys.

SinkorSwim: Alright.

BARFINGLEON: I'll be real with you.

Steve-O: it.

SinkorSwim: Listen. It stings. It's the best of the Fast and Furious movies.

BARFINGLEON: Easy.

SinkorSwim: But you were now you are now dead.

BARFINGLEON: Easily. Easily.

SinkorSwim: um

BARFINGLEON: what but What may live, may never die?

SinkorSwim: Ant-Man 2015. I have a feeling this is already gone. Alright. I'm not even going to ask.

BARFINGLEON: John Suarez.

SinkorSwim: Will Tim... I'm never going ask John. Will Tim save real steel? 2011. 60. Okay. All right.

Steve-O: No.

leong kennedick: No, you won't.

Steve-O: No. No.

SinkorSwim: All right.

SinkorSwim: Will John or Tim save Pacific Rim 2013? twenty thirteen You don't want to give it to the dinghy?

leong kennedick: Oh, yes. Yes, I'm taking that.

Steve-O: Oh, that's a John.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's a John.

SinkorSwim: All

Steve-O: Dude, Stacker Pentecost? That's a John movie.

leong kennedick: Yeah, that's mine.

SinkorSwim: right.

leong kennedick: No, I'm not going to let Tim have that. It's mine.

SinkorSwim: All right.

Steve-O: So now we have to decide which of the final films we will take.

SinkorSwim: right, there are three left.

BARFINGLEON: Three left. Wow.

SinkorSwim: Okay. I think I know... in This might be it. Scott Pilgrim versus the World. 2010. Tim, save ten save Yeah.

leong kennedick: Oh, man, I would have taken that, too.

BARFINGLEON: I would have taken that too.

leong kennedick: that I think that feel like that movie really aged well.

Steve-O: We could put that in Tim's dinghy.

leong kennedick: like it wasn't we didn't we didn't It's like Bo is Afraid, Chris.

BARFINGLEON: Is that Tim movie though?

SinkorSwim: we liked it. i would say i'll I'll get metaphor.

leong kennedick: Chris, it's just like Bo is Afraid.

SinkorSwim: We liked it.

leong kennedick: like we just weren't Our minds weren't mature enough to understand it.

BARFINGLEON: weren't prepared for Would

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: And now we now we realize that Bo is Afraid is a masterpiece, just like Scott Pilgrim in The Worst of the World.

SinkorSwim: John, it's been like two years. that

BARFINGLEON: Tim pick that though?

SinkorSwim: Now that we've grown humans.

leong kennedick: Well, maybe my maybe my brain matured faster than yours did, Evan.

SinkorSwim: Okay. okay Are we going to put it in the dinghy?

leong kennedick: But we did we didn't put it on your house.

Steve-O: You know what? Here's the thing. I think we put it in Tim's dinghy.

BARFINGLEON: wi him wi him pick that though

Steve-O: I think so far that is probably the closest to a Tim movie.

leong kennedick: Let's ask him right now. Hold on.

SinkorSwim: pay text Well, I mean, listen.

Steve-O: Tim, you want to go watch Stop Pilgrim?

SinkorSwim: gets back to us within 30 seconds.

BARFINGLEON: yeah

Steve-O: Hmm.

SinkorSwim: We gotta let this drown.

BARFINGLEON: we

SinkorSwim: He's he's floundering.

BARFINGLEON: it's it's It's... I just...

SinkorSwim: Listen, there are three left including this, so there are two left after.

BARFINGLEON: I know, but Tim's pretty hardline about this stuff.

Steve-O: Yeah, hold on. Let's actually just look at Discord and see if he has ever mentioned it.

leong kennedick: Oh, good call. Let's look check the receipts.

SinkorSwim: Alright, yeah.

leong kennedick: I will do that from a specific user.

BARFINGLEON: See, i he's I...

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Has he ever talked about how he never brought it up?

leong kennedick: Literal Jack, Rilla. Scott Pilgrim.

BARFINGLEON: I've never heard him talk about it.

leong kennedick: We searched far and wide. Unfortunately, no results were found.

Steve-O: see Then no records.

SinkorSwim: Wow, Tim.

leong kennedick: All right, so we can't. Yeah, we can't.

BARFINGLEON: never heard him talk about it in in in person.

leong kennedick: and We can't do it.

SinkorSwim: All right. It is a 50-50 shot between

SinkorSwim: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 or Upgrade 2018. Is

Steve-O: Gonna be guardians too.

BARFINGLEON: it's It's probably going be dark.

leong kennedick: Did he like the Guardians movies? He might have hated them. He is Alan Moore coded now.

SinkorSwim: um i mean like if that or did he like the best Venom movie that no one saw?

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: Upgrade. Upgrade rules, though.

leong kennedick: me see.

BARFINGLEON: Upgrade is is a really good movie. It's a really good, really good.

SinkorSwim: I mean, listen, I know Tim's never mentioned the movie Upgrade.

Steve-O: never mentioned guardians of the galaxy.

SinkorSwim: Oh, my God.

leong kennedick: All I'm seeing is Guardian Ape, Guardian Ape, Guardian Ape from Sekiro.

Steve-O: could you just keeps talking about guardian Ape.

leong kennedick: Yeah, from Sekiro.

SinkorSwim: All right. Well, so, I mean, i mean listen, we could, we I guess we could choose to just let them both drown.

leong kennedick: yeah

Steve-O: um Maybe he said.

SinkorSwim: GOTG?

Steve-O: ah

BARFINGLEON: Well, we need something to eat.

Steve-O: gra

SinkorSwim: gottg Maybe we try that.

Steve-O: Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, didn't nothing, dude.

BARFINGLEON: We need something to eat.

Steve-O: We need something to eat, so we'll have to eat Tim.

leong kennedick: that Devin, did you answer did you re-answer this question?

BARFINGLEON: All right.

leong kennedick: Is the is the power loader 5000 from Aliens an exosuit or a mech?

SinkorSwim: I listen. I saw there were comments. I chose to ignore it because i was busy doing things. I will read. I will look at it and I will revisit it. I promise.

leong kennedick: Okay. Because by that, by the by your metrics before, I think we we've determined that in your mind, the Death Star is a mech.

SinkorSwim: no No, It sounds like that's a John metric.

leong kennedick: Okay. And so is a Boeing

SinkorSwim: That's a John metric.

Steve-O: All right. So um we had to decide on who we were eating, right?

SinkorSwim: No, no. we we We need to know which one's going on the dinghy. Still. It's Guardians or Upgrade.

Steve-O: think Tim took either.

SinkorSwim: So so we're they both... Alright. They're both dead.

leong kennedick: They both die, Tim.

Steve-O: Tim.

BARFINGLEON: I say we eat Tim.

SinkorSwim: Okay. Okay.

leong kennedick: Tim.

Steve-O: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: We eat Tim.

leong kennedick: We eat Tim.

Steve-O: We eat Tim.

SinkorSwim: Oh, so now we've landed on the island. Food and supplies are running out. Somebody's got to get eaten.

SinkorSwim: Even though... i think we got to eat too because the dinghy's empty.

Steve-O: We gotta eat Tim and Avengers.

SinkorSwim: No, no, Tim gets eaten. You think of that?

leong kennedick: Wait, so what what got saved?

SinkorSwim: Sure. So officially, it 2017, happy death day, 27. Wow, Steve, that was a big year for you.

Steve-O: Big year.

SinkorSwim: a Happy death day. ah Dread the other guys. 21 Jump Street, Pacific Rim.

leong kennedick: And then my boat is Moonlight and Call Me By Your Name.

SinkorSwim: that and ah ah Avengers and Jackass 3D.

leong kennedick: Can't eat either of those, so.

Steve-O: if

leong kennedick: I think we eat 21 Jump Street or Jackass 3D.

SinkorSwim: i I think it.

SinkorSwim: it

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: we it I want to laugh. I want to laugh on this island.

BARFINGLEON: No, I need, we need some good horror.

leong kennedick: We laugh enough. we We're going to laugh enough with the other guys.

SinkorSwim: Good heart.

leong kennedick: Trust me.

SinkorSwim: We got happy death day.

BARFINGLEON: We got, we got the other guys. We're good.

SinkorSwim: wait, 21 Jump I think eat 21 Jump Street

BARFINGLEON: Jackass.

leong kennedick: LeBron. LeBron. We're good.

Steve-O: i feel like it's I feel like it's cruel just having one Marvel movie.

leong kennedick: LeBron. We've got Ben Simmons. We've got Ben Simmons. We're good, LeBron.

SinkorSwim: then.

leong kennedick: We're good.

BARFINGLEON: when he both Marvel movies.

SinkorSwim: i think i think we eat twenty one jump street then

Steve-O: I could eat 21 Jump Street and Tim.

SinkorSwim: ah told listen Yeah, I was to say, of the two, I think the other guys is probably better.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but that meme, guys.

Steve-O: Oh, that meme is funny.

leong kennedick: Where are you screaming at Grace?

Steve-O: name

BARFINGLEON: I think the other guys is funnier than Tony Levin.

leong kennedick: Do you know how many My Name Jeff ah like drawing boards I saw on Splatoon in the community center the first time I played Splatoon?

Steve-O: My name's Dave.

Steve-O: You know what? You convinced me. Avengers and Tim.

BARFINGLEON: Avengers and Tim!

SinkorSwim: no no one's picky to Avengers but you, Steve.

leong kennedick: Nah, I guess it is 21 Jump Street.

SinkorSwim: Sorry, Steve. And as we as we pick the bones, the helicopter comes.

leong kennedick: I'll sacrifice my own.

SinkorSwim: And, well, listen, we could actually probably just choose to eat Tim. But the penalty is we can't use Tim for the next game.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, we're definitely eating Tim.

Steve-O: orre We're 100% you,

leong kennedick: ah We're eating Tim anyway.

BARFINGLEON: Tim was, that was a foregone conclusion.

Steve-O: right, so no more Tim dinghies in the future because we ate Tim.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, no, we're saving us.

SinkorSwim: Or...

SinkorSwim: We eat Tim.

leong kennedick: Oh yeah, I guess Tim's tim's gone.

SinkorSwim: Listen, that's...

leong kennedick: His dinghy's...

SinkorSwim: um could have picked Tim could have picked upgrade and that would have been an easy eat. So we got to think about these things.

Steve-O: No, that's a problem. It's Tim's picks, and it's based on the things that he has said in the Discord, and he has never mentioned.

BARFINGLEON: And he's he's he's a cruel mistress for his thingy.

SinkorSwim: Which?

Steve-O: If Tim has talked about the film Upgrade, maybe.

leong kennedick: Oh, you know what? Let me look back. Let me see if...

BARFINGLEON: Y'all see you Upgrade?

SinkorSwim: hey

BARFINGLEON: I've heard him say that once.

leong kennedick: miss Let me see if he's seen first class.

Steve-O: Yo, man, I love Upgrade.

BARFINGLEON: ah

SinkorSwim: What if Tim was just like a huge Ant-Man fan?

leong kennedick: First class.

BARFINGLEON: He the computer chip in his neck, you Walt.

SinkorSwim: she the huge ant-man fan

leong kennedick: now he never He never talked about X-Men First Class either.

SinkorSwim: Dude, I don't think Tim likes movies.

leong kennedick: so

Steve-O: Yeah, dude.

SinkorSwim: Tim didn't talk about ed once.

Steve-O: um don't think he's a big movie guy. He's talking about upgrading a lot.

leong kennedick: He just likes Japanese like cerebral horror. Psychological horror.

SinkorSwim: ah he didn't He didn't talk about the bad Godzilla movie.

Steve-O: Yeah, he loves House.

leong kennedick: That's the only...

BARFINGLEON: How many times have he has he brought up Harry and the Hendersons?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: Innumerable.

BARFINGLEON: Oh my God, that's so many.

Steve-O: Yeah, it's disgusting. he's He has filled 18 terabytes worth a hard drive with Harry and the Henderson mentions.

BARFINGLEON: Jesus Christ.

leong kennedick: Thank you.

BARFINGLEON: he loves John Lithgow

Steve-O: Yeah, he's a little freak. He's a third rock from the sun freak.

Steve-O: All right, so ah we do got some news and we got some stuff.

SinkorSwim: What a freak. we We got some news. We we got.

Steve-O: So.

SinkorSwim: So we talked about some of it. We talked about Star Fox.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Let me go through this.

BARFINGLEON: Steve you posted a hunter quiz which I partook

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.

BARFINGLEON: perook in

Steve-O: Yeah, a lot of a lot of people jumped in on those.

BARFINGLEON: um I don't think was very accurate me.

SinkorSwim: Yeah,

Steve-O: Yeah, it was kind of weird. I also was unfamiliar with all the updated um creeds.

SinkorSwim: yeah I'll be honest. I didn't know any of it because I've never played Hunter. um

Steve-O: Well, this is like the new um like version. No,

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Well, I think what you guys are forgetting that this is, it's not, they didn't just create a quiz.

Steve-O: no, no.

SinkorSwim: They announced a new game.

Steve-O: no Yes. ah Hunter the Reckoning Death Wish. ah They dropped a reveal trailer this week in the Xbox like partners ah program sort of thing.

Steve-O: And this is by the people who made the Robocop and the Terminator game that ah people are are super high on.

BARFINGLEON: Ooh.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: So

SinkorSwim: You never have copy and fucking rules.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, man.

Steve-O: This is exciting. It sounds like it's going to be very much in the vein of like first person, you're in a city, you're dealing with monsters of all sorts, and you're basically RPG like through and through. So

leong kennedick: And I have to be Yellow Jester or else but um we don't play at all.

Steve-O: you've got to be yellow.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

Steve-O: got to be yellow.

leong kennedick: Or we don't play at all.

Steve-O: Just like,

leong kennedick: I gotta be Yellow Jester without playing.

SinkorSwim: even Even though it's a totally different game.

leong kennedick: my game.

SinkorSwim: um Yeah, yeah. So there was a ah an Xbox partner preview event. So they announced a few games. Hunter, The Reckoning was a big one.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Lbox or whatever the fuck Vicious put out from sloppygamer.rus or whatever the fuck it was.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. the expanse The Expanse of Cyrus Reborn, which isn't a reveal, but it's unfortunately for some of our fantasy critic players, gets, I guess, pushed officially in 2027.

Steve-O: It's going to be sloppy. Spring 2027? Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Thank you.

Steve-O: spring twenty twenty seven

SinkorSwim: It's shame.

Steve-O: yeah

leong kennedick: Six, seven.

SinkorSwim: By the way, man, I'm pretty deep into that show. It's a ah quality quality TV.

Steve-O: Well, you're going to have a quality game coming out next year.

SinkorSwim: and Quality game. Another game. Let's see. Grave Seasons, which I didn't really know about. Serious Sam. Stranger Than Heaven, which is a... Looks like another Yakuza game-ish. Super Meat Boy three d

SinkorSwim: Dispatch coming to Xbox. That's cool. Alien Death Storm, which was neat-ish. A Bluey game is coming. know you guys are all...

leong kennedick: I already have a blue game for Switch. Is it the same one?

Steve-O: Nah, there's a new one coming out.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. People actually say it looks good.

leong kennedick: So Soulslike?

Steve-O: Yeah, it's FromSoft.

SinkorSwim: ha Yeah. um

leong kennedick: From Soft Presents Bluey.

SinkorSwim: this is on i This is actually on my fantasy critic, but The Eternal Life of Goldman. ah Always an interesting trailer with those games.

Steve-O: That's the little old man that's like secretly an eternal old evil man or something, right?

SinkorSwim: That's a little... old mix But all of the trailers, i don't know if you guys, there's two trailers, right? Both trailers start off talking about what a sweet old man the Goldman guy is. They're like, oh, he was this cool guy.

SinkorSwim: And then the trailer vibe goes so dark.

leong kennedick: Thank

SinkorSwim: And it's to a point where i have been i may have been hoodwinked because I was like, I think this is going to be ah an amazing game.

Steve-O: Something's wrong with that old man.

SinkorSwim: um Vaunted, Hades 2 is coming to new consoles that isn't the Switch, so I might be able to play it now. And ah another game called Artificial Detective, which I thought looked pretty cool until I saw gameplay, and then I was like, this looks like shit.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Now, granted, this is like a reveal. It's not done yet. I think there's more work to be done, but I just i really didn't like the way he moved in in gameplay. It doesn't look terrible, but yeah. So they released a few notable things.

SinkorSwim: Also, since we're kind of talking about it, they also announced that They're dropping a showcase in June, basically, I think right around or right after Summer Game Fest.

SinkorSwim: um so And they have already confirmed they're going to talk about Gears of War, which is like, okay.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah, huh?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, sick. Hey, I'm never not interested.

BARFINGLEON: G-Day. Gears Day.

SinkorSwim: I'm never not not interested in Gears. always think Gears are kind of sick.

Steve-O: I mean, if they're putting out Forza, Fable, Gears, this is a pretty big year for Xbox.

BARFINGLEON: Have you prayed on Gears Day?

Steve-O: They killed their chief. um

BARFINGLEON: them too.

SinkorSwim: I'm sorry. They did what?

Steve-O: They killed um Phil Spencer.

SinkorSwim: They killed Phil Spencer. shot Took him behind the shed.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: People seem to be happy with the new boss not saying that.

Steve-O: Replace him with an AI.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: I mean, i'm blown away because it's like Xbox can be like literally blowing off limbs and Sony's like, our turn, our turn. We're raising our price by 100 on everything.

SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah. I mean, listen, it was going to happen. And it's just, it sucks. It sucks. I don't like it.

SinkorSwim: No one likes it. But now, of course, I did FOMO for all the things I don't know. And I was like, maybe I should buy one. Maybe I should buy a PlayStation portal.

Steve-O: the time to do it, right?

SinkorSwim: The thing I don't fucking need. Because it's going to be $40 more. we're going to spend $200 now.

Steve-O: Are you just going playing on the toilet with that?

SinkorSwim: might.

Steve-O: You're not going to take that out.

SinkorSwim: It's just out of the box at all.

Steve-O: you just going to leave it on a shelf like a virtual boy.

SinkorSwim: yeah oh um This is fun, but ah we talked about it a little bit. Apparently there is rumors, of but nothing official yet. But they're saying that a new Star Fox game is coming out and a Zelda Ocarina of Time remake is supposed to come out this year.

Steve-O: I heard that people at Nintendo are pissed that this information has leaked.

SinkorSwim: Well, I mean, that's a big that's a big fucking...

Steve-O: Miyamoto fucking slammed a hammer on a fucking glass office table.

leong kennedick: He casinoed them. He casinoed them.

Steve-O: Basically, he smashed an entire office.

leong kennedick: Good.

SinkorSwim: yeah. Fuck him.

leong kennedick: Glad somebody's got some edge in the industry.

Steve-O: He blamed Wario.

BARFINGLEON: Like Donkey Kong?

BARFINGLEON: Wow.

SinkorSwim: He farted. He said, this smells like water has been in here.

Steve-O: He said, this reeks of that fat fuck Wario.

SinkorSwim: If that piece of

BARFINGLEON: Look at all the garlic! This is like hunks of garlic. He framed them.

Steve-O: Oh, he framed him.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. And sticking with video game news, last video game news, ah Sony, in addition to in addition to upping the price on things, they said, we were talking about a bunch of other studios that Sony's created and bought in the last like you know five, ten years.

BARFINGLEON: Fuck, dude.

SinkorSwim: They shut down another game studio. Dark Outlaw Games, they were a mobile studio. I don't think anyone's terribly surprised, but it's just like another studio shut down by Sony that didn't really need to be shut down.

Steve-O: So touch on like this as well, because it just seems in general, if you have a job in gaming right now, you're kind of fucked.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: 1000 people got laid off at ah Epic Games.

SinkorSwim: Epic. Yeah.

Steve-O: So just in general, like, you know, not even Fortnite is safe right now.

SinkorSwim: If if Fortnite isn't safe, yeah. Like, what do we what are we doing, guys? I mean, the only thing I can say is like. Clearly, this could mean that certain bubbles are looking to burst, which i' not saying is always good when things like that happen.

SinkorSwim: But like, you know, maybe it's time to to move on to different things.

Steve-O: You're not wrong. Like, Devin, we are having people like, you know, it's like, oh, we're not making enough money on Fortnite. But then you look and in two fucking days, Resident Evil Requiem made five million dollars.

Steve-O: It's already like like six days. It made six million. That's absolutely ludicrous. In comparison, the previous games took weeks, months to reach those milestones.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: So it's not like the interest in the money is not there. It's just people...

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's just like if you make a great game and you have a good pipeline, people will reward you because it won't be like, oh, seven years went by.

Steve-O: yeah

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: We all forgot. It's just like, no, like Resident Evil 8 was really well received, but it's not like that was the last Resident Evil game we got.

Steve-O: Right.

SinkorSwim: We had what, four? Four remake was the last one.

Steve-O: For remake Requiem.

SinkorSwim: And then we went into nine. Yeah, which is like...

Steve-O: And then before that was village.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, which, you know, the the pipeline Capcom has right now should be studied, i think, by other developers.

Steve-O: Right. It's not even just Resident Evil like they last year they put out Monster Hunter.

SinkorSwim: No. Pragmatis coming

Steve-O: They got Progmata this year. ah

SinkorSwim: out. Devil's Dogma? Dragon's Dogma?

Steve-O: Dragon's Dogma to Onimusha this year.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, Onimusha is supposed to come out.

Steve-O: Yeah, like they're they're knocking it out of the park and it just shows that gaming interest is in these like not forever multiplayer live service games.

Steve-O: Put out a game that, you know, will have a long or short span to it, but not something you have to dedicate an entire hobby to.

BARFINGLEON: But Steve, what about Grove?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, what about...

Steve-O: Make the boxes bigger.

SinkorSwim: Fair.

Steve-O: Make the boxes bigger.

SinkorSwim: You

BARFINGLEON: Whoa!

SinkorSwim: know, just make make more space for any games.

BARFINGLEON: Whoa!

leong kennedick: What about trends, Steve?

Steve-O: ah me Trends.

leong kennedick: Trends?

Steve-O: Trends. Get a licensing deal with a watchmaker or Porsche.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, everybody's making those things.

leong kennedick: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: Those sold like hotcakes too.

Steve-O: I mean, that's the thing. You just need it to sell one and you've justified it.

SinkorSwim: He probably did sell out, funny enough.

Steve-O: Like, right?

BARFINGLEON: I think so.

Steve-O: Dude, a sexy fake man sold a car and ah a bunch of watches to people guaranteed.

SinkorSwim: I mean, you're not wrong.

BARFINGLEON: Sexy fake man.

SinkorSwim: A sexy fake man.

Steve-O: That's fucking crazy.

SinkorSwim: I can't believe. i ki't You know what? Shout-outs to the ladies who who out-gooned us all.

BARFINGLEON: It's quite impressive.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's pretty impressive.

Steve-O: I think we all generally have sexualized this man into oblivion. And I think that's something to celebrate.

BARFINGLEON: this Steve, this man, this franchise.

Steve-O: Well, I'm talking Leon specifically. We've turned we've turned him into ah just like a general butt that everybody wants to pinch.

BARFINGLEON: It's the Nightwing syndrome.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, like, he's a more popular Nightwing, essentially.

Steve-O: Yes.

BARFINGLEON: You know?

Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Oh, 100%. Yes.

BARFINGLEON: It's the Nightwing syndrome. But I think, you know, it was Lady D in Village at one point. Capcom's got its hands on the penis vein.

SinkorSwim: There is something...

BARFINGLEON: Okay?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: They've got something hands on.

SinkorSwim: They got the hand on the genitals, for sure.

BARFINGLEON: on the genitals of us all.

Steve-O: They didn't have it. They didn't wait. Okay. So hold on. They had, they went, they went sexy Leon, sexy Leon, lady D

SinkorSwim: Sexy Jill.

Steve-O: sexy, Jill, sexy, sexy Leon.

SinkorSwim: I wouldn't even say sexy. She's just, you know, just like respectably beautiful. That was Jill Valentine.

BARFINGLEON: They do make pretty characters.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. And then that's.

BARFINGLEON: Ethan.

Steve-O: And then ah in Resident Evil 7, Barf Bowles and ah Jack Baker.

BARFINGLEON: e

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Jack Baker's handsome.

SinkorSwim: Hey, zo Zoe is kind of a baddie.

BARFINGLEON: Are you saying he isn't?

SinkorSwim: I guess Zoe's a baddie.

Steve-O: I don't think they touched it.

BARFINGLEON: Eve?

Steve-O: They didn't go for sexy in 7.

SinkorSwim: They did not.

BARFINGLEON: Are you kidding me?

SinkorSwim: But listen, listen. They they were...

BARFINGLEON: You're crazy. Rebellion.

SinkorSwim: That was a rebuild year. You know what I mean?

Steve-O: That was, yeah, they

SinkorSwim: We had the focus.

BARFINGLEON: a rebellion

SinkorSwim: They to really lock in.

BARFINGLEON: ah

SinkorSwim: and like Street Fighter was coming out with with the Gooner content. So they they had a pass.

Steve-O: Hey, and look at that. ah Capcom has walked back their weird incest storyline for Alex.

leong kennedick: No, it's like worse, dude.

SinkorSwim: Well, it's worth

Steve-O: Oh, it's work. Well, I've seen I've seen the freaks yelling at Maximilian.

SinkorSwim: All I saw was, all I saw was Capcom was like, Hey, know there might be some translation issues. We're to fix it, but you can't, you can't think Genie's got a bottle, dude.

leong kennedick: You can't really fix that, though.

Steve-O: People were were going after Maximilian for for being anti incest.

leong kennedick: Well, he was like, I mean, he was like kind of generalizing Japanese culture in a way, so. I mean, I'm not not saying he was wrong.

BARFINGLEON: What is this what is this in reference to?

leong kennedick: Because he wasn't.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, Chris.

leong kennedick: Alex.

Steve-O: oh

BARFINGLEON: Did I miss this?

leong kennedick: Chris. I'm glad you asked, Chris.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Alex from Street Fighter 3 and Street Fighter 5 and now Street Fighter 6. ah If you put all the stories together, he ended up marrying his adopted sister that was actually his cousin.

BARFINGLEON: What?

leong kennedick: First cousin. And, how like, it's weird because the pictures have him... In Street Fighter VI, like, the the the ending images have him, like like, helping carry the baby when she was adopted.

leong kennedick: And then, like, vowing to protect her. And then they're married, like, in the next scene.

BARFINGLEON: What?

leong kennedick: It's fucking weird, dude.

BARFINGLEON: Why did he adopt his sister? What?

leong kennedick: No, well, it's his... I think his parents adopted her because her parents died or something, which who were directly related to his mom.

BARFINGLEON: I see. I see. I see. I see. So like a half sister who was always his cousin.

leong kennedick: Yeah, basically. Yeah. He married her.

BARFINGLEON: Jesus Christ.

SinkorSwim: And, you know,

leong kennedick: He helped raise her and then married her.

leong kennedick: Cause he was like, it wasn't like he was a baby too. Like he was like, you know?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm getting that.

Steve-O: He was a full-ass, wiggly-thumbed man.

leong kennedick: Yeah. He was like ah a,

BARFINGLEON: Wiggly thumb.

leong kennedick: ah conscious human being that can make decisions when they adopted the baby and then he decided he was going to marry that baby.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, he did have wiggly thumb.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yikes. Well, how do you unshave that cat?

leong kennedick: he tehe team he He team Jacobed that bitch.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know.

BARFINGLEON: how do you unshave that cat

SinkorSwim: I think they might just go back and change the family tree a little bit or maybe just remove the entire plot.

BARFINGLEON: you know

leong kennedick: Just delete Alex.

leong kennedick: um no but like ah The point is like the only way to retcon it is to go back to Street Fighter V and change everything there.

Steve-O: Dude, we're going to have to have them.

leong kennedick: Because all the story is there already.

SinkorSwim: Or they just don't mention his relationship status at all in 6.

leong kennedick: I mean, isn't Guile married to...

SinkorSwim: Oh, man. Just keep him single and sexy, dude.

leong kennedick: like There's some weird thing with Guile's wife and Ken's wife.

SinkorSwim: Whoa. Really?

leong kennedick: there's There's something weird with that too, I think.

Steve-O: They're swingers. They swing.

SinkorSwim: near Japan's...

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: And what? And Maximilian dude was just like, hey, Japan's kind of freaky.

leong kennedick: Freaks.

SinkorSwim: And then he got yelled at.

leong kennedick: Basically.

SinkorSwim: i mean, listen, that's literally what I said a week ago. I was like, maybe is this them kind of telling on themselves? You know? Because it's just...

leong kennedick: Okay, so Alex controversy reveals he married Patricia, his second cousin and adoptive sister, who is also pregnant.

BARFINGLEON: Yikes.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: What in the world?

leong kennedick: Fans reacted with outrage and discomfort, describing the relationship as incestuous and criticizing the narrative direction.

SinkorSwim: Not?

leong kennedick: Capcom announced in this post on Instagram and mentioned in this YouTube video that a patch will revise the text due to the backlash.

SinkorSwim: again

Steve-O: They're patching. They're patching.

SinkorSwim: Listen, listen.

Steve-O: but

leong kennedick: Although the, although the core story remains unchanged. So,

SinkorSwim: Listen, Capcom, like we said, they're the best at gooning, but sometimes you can goon a little too hard.

BARFINGLEON: i know I know how to fix this. I know how to fix this.

SinkorSwim: Fix it.

BARFINGLEON: Alex who was spending time on Balrog's island and he was just because he was just hanging out there with him and he didn't get involved in anything.

leong kennedick: Why it got to be Balrog, dude?

SinkorSwim: Come on. Come on. first John, you know in your heart.

leong kennedick: I just pre-ordered another Balrog action figure.

SinkorSwim: It'd be Vegas Island.

BARFINGLEON: it probably Yeah, you're right. It would be Vegas Island.

SinkorSwim: vas And that worked that works in both translations.

leong kennedick: And you know I'm glad I pre-ordered that T-Hawk one, Steve, because the pre-order sold out of that T-Hawk one.

BARFINGLEON: Let's yeah tighten that up. Let's tighten that up.

SinkorSwim: Damn.

Steve-O: Damn. See? T-Hawks more popular than most people think.

leong kennedick: Maybe they just made like six of them because he's not that popular and they sold out of them.

Steve-O: Maybe.

leong kennedick: Okay, so here, here here Chris. Alex's new lore reveals that Tom, his mentor slash father figure, is also the cousin of Alex's mother, making Patricia, Tom's daughter, Alex's second cousin.

BARFINGLEON: it

leong kennedick: Fans previously considered Patricia to be Alex's sister as they were raised together with some artwork even showing Alex holding a baby Patricia, increasing the icky factor.

BARFINGLEON: Why do they have to make him, like if they're retconning it, why do have to make her his cousin? Why don't they just make her a stranger?

leong kennedick: They're calling it the incest patch.

BARFINGLEON: Like

leong kennedick: yeah this This headline is this headline from Polygon is Street Fighter 6 incest patch will still keep the incest in the game.

BARFINGLEON: that's ridiculous.

leong kennedick: Capcom won't change the relationship, but will revise certain text passages that may have been confusing.

BARFINGLEON: I guess Devin's right.

leong kennedick: Nah, dude.

BARFINGLEON: They took a hard stance on this. They're like, we're not removing this incest.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. In a way, do you respect it?

BARFINGLEON: A little.

leong kennedick: It's like Mass Effect 3 thing. At least they're sticking to their guns, you know?

SinkorSwim: Ah, don't, dude, that's, you can't compare those two, man.

Steve-O: It's a bad gun to stick to.

SinkorSwim: I'm sorry.

BARFINGLEON: I don't know, man.

leong kennedick: Well, we have not... Okay, so here here's Takayuki taka yuki nakayamas um a message. He says, while we have not changed the characters' backstories after internal review by the development team...

leong kennedick: Why is the development team worried about this?

Steve-O: Yeah, did they add a meeting for this?

leong kennedick: Have them... Have them make the fucking game, not... This should be by the story team. We plan to revise certain text passages that may have been misleading in the near future.

SinkorSwim: Dude, I bet you so many of them are like, what's the big fucking deal?

leong kennedick: ah

BARFINGLEON: That's it,

SinkorSwim: It's like. ah

Steve-O: Guys, fucking bad.

leong kennedick: Yeah, what if what if it's revealed that Nakayama is ah is married to his second cousin that was his adoptive sister one day?

SinkorSwim: Oh,

Steve-O: Well, right here is the thing. Here's the thing. Like with the rumors of like Leon being married, it's fucking creepy if it was Sherry.

leong kennedick: If was Sherry, be creepy, yeah.

BARFINGLEON: huh? Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: that's like It's grooming, it's fucking... It's everything wrong with...

SinkorSwim: Wait, wait, do you think they went back to the room and they were like, guys, we got it.

Steve-O: It's bad.

SinkorSwim: We got to drop the Sherry thing.

Steve-O: Oh, dude.

SinkorSwim: I know that's what we were we were going with, but we got to walk in.

Steve-O: Okay.

BARFINGLEON: And we thought it was awesome, but like...

SinkorSwim: and We all thought it was, we all high-fived, remember that, but like now I don't think we can high-five about it.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Sure.

Steve-O: We gotta realize that, uh, that's fucking creepy as shit.

leong kennedick: yeah

SinkorSwim: You know, I'll be honest, that would ah that would that would that would knock Capcom down ah a lot of pegs if they they just like had a weird trend.

Steve-O: Um,

BARFINGLEON: it is

Steve-O: what if, um, what if we just said Hunnigan instead? Huh? Hunnigan?

SinkorSwim: Oh, that was me.

BARFINGLEON: yeah

leong kennedick: Alex and Patricia's marriage revelation in Street Fighter 6's arcade ending sees a pregnant Patricia greeting Alex at the door with welcome home hun and commenting that their daughter will grow up to be big and strong just like her daddy.

BARFINGLEON: or

BARFINGLEON: There it is.

leong kennedick: However, this came as a shock to fans who are used to the pair having a purely platonic sibling-like relationship.

SinkorSwim: No.

leong kennedick: This is because Tom, Patricia's dad, has been a father figure to orphan Alex since Alex's debut in Street Fighter 3 New Generation.

Steve-O: What if it was a dream?

leong kennedick: But that's not all, Steve. That's not all.

Steve-O: What if it's just a terrible dream?

leong kennedick: In Street Fighter 6 World Tour Mode, there's a dialogue which states that Tom is actually a cousin of Alex's mother, making Alex and Patricia second cousins.

leong kennedick: Alex has known Patricia since she was a baby.

SinkorSwim: What if they just weren't related at all?

leong kennedick: Blah, blah, blah.

SinkorSwim: What if that...

Steve-O: What if they just retconned Alex?

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah, here...

SinkorSwim: just

BARFINGLEON: Got rid of him. Deleted him.

Steve-O: Replaced his name, named him Chet.

BARFINGLEON: Chet. I like Chet.

SinkorSwim: This sucks because Alex rules as a character.

leong kennedick: I know, and now he sucks.

SinkorSwim: Well, let me... let me let me

Steve-O: Wait, wait, here's the thing. He is based off Hulk Hogan, who sucks. So...

BARFINGLEON: Did Hulk Hogan marry his cousin though?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, well.

Steve-O: he did some pretty questionable shitty things.

BARFINGLEON: I know he did, but like that's, you know, a different line.

leong kennedick: This is grooming, dude.

Steve-O: Yeah...

leong kennedick: Look at Shit Talk. This is his 333 ending.

SinkorSwim: Oh, I thought you meant like his third strike and I was like, oh God.

leong kennedick: he married her

SinkorSwim: so that's his.

BARFINGLEON: What we do, we make video games so we can marry our cousins.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: This is the FGC.

leong kennedick: And then, hold on, and then here...

BARFINGLEON: Capcom means Cap Cousin.

leong kennedick: FGC, nothing gets by them.

Steve-O: This is, yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, and then here's here's the Street Fighter VI ending.

BARFINGLEON: No Cap, we love our cousins.

leong kennedick: That's the Street Fighter III ending.

SinkorSwim: Cap cuz.

leong kennedick: That's the Street Fighter VI ending.

BARFINGLEON: Cap Cousin.

SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, what if what if she's talking about God, she even looks really young there too.

leong kennedick: Take what you will.

SinkorSwim: Oh, God.

leong kennedick: I know, see? It's fucking weird, dude.

BARFINGLEON: Cap Cousin.

SinkorSwim: Do you?

leong kennedick: Makes me not want to play as Alex.

Steve-O: well what if like like Well, what if Alex is just like grandpa? We could just say, oh, that's they're not married.

BARFINGLEON: know You know, guys, we we also couldn't cover ah Japan's questionable relationship with black people, too. But hey, you know, that's another time.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: Another podcast, maybe.

Steve-O: That's, yeah, when we do Resident Evil 5 remake.

Steve-O: um

SinkorSwim: Listen, send the bell listen when when you can buy when you can buy the DLC character skin for Balrog...

BARFINGLEON: That's a whole nother of yarn.

Steve-O: We were just glazing Capcom. We...

BARFINGLEON: It's not like a Capcom thing, though, really. It's a jet. Japanese thing, unfortunately?

leong kennedick: That's what Maximilian said. he got roasted. be careful, Chris.

BARFINGLEON: I guess, but it's true. I mean, they're xenophobic in a lot of ways. It's unfortunate, i which wasn't true, but, you know.

leong kennedick: So you're saying that you wish this was more accepted in in Western culture, Chris. That's what you're saying, right?

Steve-O: God damn it. he's He's spinning your words. Get out of the line of fire. We gotta move on. We gotta to move on.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, let's get weird.

Steve-O: We gotta...

SinkorSwim: yeah but So let's move on to something less controversial.

leong kennedick: right.

Steve-O: if

SinkorSwim: The new Harry Potter TV show trailer dropped this week.

Steve-O: Oh, Jesus. This...

leong kennedick: hold you I told you not to mention it, Devin.

Steve-O: this visually This visually doesn't look different from the movie.

BARFINGLEON: be

leong kennedick: We're not allowed to talk about it.

SinkorSwim: You don't think I think it visually does look different because it's much darker.

Steve-O: It just... i

leong kennedick: Well, yeah, I talked to Sam about it, and she said that maybe they are trying to stay more close to how the books are.

BARFINGLEON: You say darker, Devin.

SinkorSwim: Like.

leong kennedick: Because, yeah, because it's a darker...

SinkorSwim: No, like, like it just.

BARFINGLEON: Was that in reference to a certain character change?

leong kennedick: Oh,

Steve-O: like visually dark.

SinkorSwim: didn No, I mean.

leong kennedick: you son of a...

BARFINGLEON: Is that what you were implying there, Devin?

SinkorSwim: God damn

leong kennedick: The memes have been so fucking savage about it. It's like, it's insane, dude. It's crazy.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: About Black Snape. Dude, you know lily you know Lily Potter's gonna be a fucking baddie, though.

BARFINGLEON: It's rough.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Well, I mean, she was always going to be she was always supposed to be a patty.

leong kennedick: You know?

leong kennedick: And you know, this just confirms my my my assumptions that um that Harry Potter's dad is was a fucking racist piece of shit. MAGA head.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, i read somewhere that there is a scene in the books in which Harry Potter's father hangs Snape from a tree.

leong kennedick: So...

leong kennedick: That's what i'm saying. no Not only that, Chris, but like this this heart this Hermione mixed race.

SinkorSwim: No, he like, yeah, he actually.

Steve-O: Amen.

leong kennedick: So when Draco Malfoy is calling her a mudblood, that's going to hit a little different with with this.

BARFINGLEON: gonna ring a little harder.

SinkorSwim: What if he just doesn't?

BARFINGLEON: Gonna ring a little harder.

SinkorSwim: What if he just doesn't?

BARFINGLEON: Oh!

SinkorSwim: He just says the other word. And you're like, oh, my God, Draco.

leong kennedick: What if they don't say mudblood at all? He just says muggle.

BARFINGLEON: Drago!

SinkorSwim: Draco, what the fuck?

BARFINGLEON: That's...

leong kennedick: um I'll tell you this, though, Steve. i don't really I don't really give a fuck.

BARFINGLEON: And Dumbledore's like, it's i i it's okay.

leong kennedick: I could i could give i could give a rat's ass about about Harry Potter.

BARFINGLEON: I've heard it before. Why can't I say it?

leong kennedick: but um But man, Nick Frost was was selling it to me as Hagrid. He looks good as Hagrid, I think.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. It's just weird because like Hagrid's so not important after like season two, I feel like, or three, maybe three after the buck beat stuff.

BARFINGLEON: They got it for a season.

leong kennedick: Who else is in this?

SinkorSwim: He's kind of.

leong kennedick: Oh, fucking trent the Trinity Killer as Dumbledore.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: I'm in.

SinkorSwim: oh That's it.

leong kennedick: I'm in. Locked in, baby. give me my hair give Give me my sorting hat. what what What house am I in? Oh, Slytherin.

SinkorSwim: ah You're in house.

leong kennedick: Perfect.

SinkorSwim: You're in house Trinity.

leong kennedick: I'm in House i'm in a House KKK is Slytherin, basically.

Steve-O: ah trinity

SinkorSwim: Yeah. You're just in Trinity's house on fucking Thanksgiving.

leong kennedick: i mean, and like it looks...

SinkorSwim: You just gotta to hang out.

leong kennedick: it looks like Here's the other thing. like It looks really like a high production quality, though. like It looks like they really they really dumped a bunch of money into this.

SinkorSwim: It does.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: What is it coming out on?

leong kennedick: Will it save J.K. Rowling?

Steve-O: hb max i think well i mean i guess maybe paramount plus now who knows

leong kennedick: No.

BARFINGLEON: HBO Max.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, yeah.

leong kennedick: I don't know any of these guys, these people that are in in this.

SinkorSwim: It is coming out Christmas.

BARFINGLEON: Hobo Max.

leong kennedick: I just thought that John Lithgow as Dumbledore is like such a weird, such a weird casting.

BARFINGLEON: Christmas on Hobo Max.

SinkorSwim: It's a weird pick, but I mean, i guess.

BARFINGLEON: He plays a lot of Englishmen.

leong kennedick: But dude, maybe he took, maybe he took the least amount of money out of all the people.

SinkorSwim: it'd be Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: He was Winston Churchill like four times.

leong kennedick: Like he,

BARFINGLEON: ah

leong kennedick: he had the lowest he had the lowest value so they just like

SinkorSwim: Well, listen, they couldn't give it to Frazier because he's a he's a piece of shit in real life.

BARFINGLEON: ah you know I think they're pretty loose in the whole piece of shit thing with this Harry Potter show coming out

Steve-O: Yeah, i don't think...

SinkorSwim: yeah ah That's a touche to you, sir.

Steve-O: but

SinkorSwim: Yes.

leong kennedick: who's gonna be who who are they dude who's gonna be the baddie they cast as Cedric Diggory Austin Butler done

SinkorSwim: Oh, I don't. You know what?

BARFINGLEON: ah

SinkorSwim: 37 year old Austin Butler at that point.

leong kennedick: Sirius Black.

BARFINGLEON: I failed five times.

SinkorSwim: this

leong kennedick: Who's Sirius Black?

SinkorSwim: Who would be? Who's a good serious black? ah I don't know. I can't think that far ahead. I need to know if the show's good.

leong kennedick: Austin Butler. Next.

SinkorSwim: Will it get a season two? Yes. Will it get a season three?

leong kennedick: Dude, are you kidding me? the This is going to get HBO all the money that they lost on Game of Thrones Season 5.

SinkorSwim: Who knows?

SinkorSwim: I guess. It's just like, I just really...

leong kennedick: Like they're just going to get all the money back by making by just making this.

SinkorSwim: It's just, you know what sucks though? It's like the, the first two movies I think are really accurate to the book because they were the shortest ones.

leong kennedick: It's an ATM.

BARFINGLEON: And they suck.

leong kennedick: And they're not Prisoner prisoner of Azkaban, the only good one.

SinkorSwim: Well, I'm just saying like, like I didn't feel like they were, they left a lot out. So i really think season one and two are just going like, yeah, this is the movie, but longer.

leong kennedick: Yeah, Sam was saying that the um there's one movie that left a lot of shit out. Which one was it? It was... Hold on.

SinkorSwim: Probably, don't know. It's been a minute, but.

leong kennedick: Yeah, don't don't shoot yourself in the foot here, Devin. Which book was It was ah Order of the Phoenix. She said, like, half of the book was, like, truncated from the movie just because there was so much in it.

SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, because they they literally just got longer and longer.

leong kennedick: Like, there's a bunch of stuff.

SinkorSwim: It was like crazy.

SinkorSwim: But. um

leong kennedick: And then... Sam's like, oh yeah, it sucks because not going every year. it's gonna be every two years. I'm like, a dude, it's just like fucking the movies. It's just like the movies.

BARFINGLEON: That's TV, baby.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude, those kids are going to be, those kids are going to dude, Harry's going to be a 42-year-old man by the time the show ends.

leong kennedick: But it's literally like if they remade the movies, it would be every two to three years too anyway.

BARFINGLEON: That's awesome.

leong kennedick: So.

BARFINGLEON: That's the way TV is now. Unfortunately.

leong kennedick: Deathly Hallows.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Well, if it lasts that long. If HBO is...

SinkorSwim: Oh.

leong kennedick: If we're all alive by then. So.

SinkorSwim: Fair, fair, fair.

BARFINGLEON: Jesus Christ.

leong kennedick: Did you guys get that emergency alert yesterday?

BARFINGLEON: Yeah.

leong kennedick: i was like, oh shit, are we getting bombed right now? What the fuck?

BARFINGLEON: Immediate dispersal alert lifted.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it was some like...

SinkorSwim: Oh, can can I, I didn't get that, but you know what I got?

leong kennedick: Oh

SinkorSwim: I got the, when the flyover happened for opening day, the Phillies, I thought I was going to get exploded. Cause like, cause it was loud.

leong kennedick: my god.

Steve-O: Oh, Jesus.

leong kennedick: You heard the fire bobs from Grave of the Fireflies? You just heard their...

SinkorSwim: Dude. I was like, Oh, I, I, dude, I'm not even kidding.

leong kennedick: Oh

SinkorSwim: I braced. I was like, Oh,

leong kennedick: my god, Devin. Jesus. Jesus.

SinkorSwim: Because I had no idea. And then I went on the internet and like I went on Reddit and somebody was just like, like the Philly subreddit. And they were like, before you ask, it was the flyover. And I was like, oh, thank God. Because it was loud as hell, dude. And I do not recall them being that loud.

SinkorSwim: But anyway, back to it where where I'm stunned.

leong kennedick: Yeah, Harry Potter, whatever.

SinkorSwim: Forgotten Island, the universal pictures from the creators of Puss in Boots, The Last Wish.

BARFINGLEON: my

Steve-O: Yeah, the Puss in Boots director team.

SinkorSwim: Puss in Boots team.

SinkorSwim: And it looks good.

Steve-O: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: I don't want to say it looks great because it's it's original and it like it looks pretty good.

BARFINGLEON: nineteen ninety s

Steve-O: Yeah, I think it's like it starts off in the ninety s and it's about like these two friends that like grew up and I think they grew up in the Philippines or something because the one girl...

SinkorSwim: It's the

SinkorSwim: the story of friendship.

leong kennedick: Oh shit, I guess I gotta watch it now.

SinkorSwim: Oh, dude.

Steve-O: The one girl talks about like moving to the States.

leong kennedick: I'm locked in!

SinkorSwim: That was Dirty Pool, Steve. Yeah.

Steve-O: Why not? This is, it's in the trailer.

SinkorSwim: I think they're a Filipino, maybe.

SinkorSwim: John, i think they're Filipino.

Steve-O: What's the word? What's the word, John?

leong kennedick: my god.

SinkorSwim: Okay. Also, um another, another, I guess we'll call this genre raid likes the furious trailer, which is.

BARFINGLEON: How they grow up together. Oh, this is going to be good.

SinkorSwim: that

leong kennedick: Oh, dude, I'm locked into this movie, man.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I think he's, I think.

Steve-O: You're in on?

leong kennedick: Holy shit.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, dude, I'm in.

leong kennedick: This movie looks sick, dude.

BARFINGLEON: I'm in, too.

leong kennedick: Are you kidding me, man?

SinkorSwim: i think these I think the main character's are Filipino, maybe?

Steve-O: Maybe, uh...

SinkorSwim: don't know.

leong kennedick: He might be a Filipino, maybe.

SinkorSwim: Philadelphian Filipino, maybe?

leong kennedick: wait

SinkorSwim: I can't tell.

leong kennedick: Dude, this movie looks awesome. Like, even if even if this like the story isn't that great, like it looks like a fucking hell of a time, dude.

BARFINGLEON: Dude bites a guy's finger off in this trailer.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's wild.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, this looks like fun.

leong kennedick: and there's like 50 old boy references in just the trailer alone.

SinkorSwim: Listen, I think we're... Yeah.

Steve-O: Give him hammer.

leong kennedick: So like I'm down.

SinkorSwim: every every year Every few years, we need a new, like, fucking...

leong kennedick: We need a raid to come out.

SinkorSwim: karate martial arts psycho movie.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: We need a raid to come out.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: These are wonderful.

leong kennedick: No, a couple of those guys are from the raid, right?

BARFINGLEON: They hit they hit the spot.

leong kennedick: The bow and arrow guy was in raid, right?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, the dog from the raid.

leong kennedick: They got a bow and arrow guy, Chris.

SinkorSwim: Oh, dude. Doug rule.

leong kennedick: This is going be so sick. Are you kidding me?

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: This game, this movie is going be amazing.

BARFINGLEON: guy with hammers, beating people up with hammers. The guy jumps up 20 feet in the air, kicking him in the face.

Steve-O: Hammers.

leong kennedick: ah The guy climbs a mountain of men that he washed first in the middle of a fucking MMA octagon.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. It just beats the shit out of them with hammers.

BARFINGLEON: you

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: David, it come on, dog.

BARFINGLEON: Devin, is that what you're waiting for in UFC?

leong kennedick: this Is this what you want?

SinkorSwim: and And then I'm going to have to hear you guys.

leong kennedick: Is

SinkorSwim: I'm going to have to hear you guys say, oh, I think the actor could fucking win in every fight ever.

BARFINGLEON: Fucking hammer.

BARFINGLEON: yeah I think this is better than UFC, personally.

SinkorSwim: i mean, it probably will be.

BARFINGLEON: This is just way more entertaining.

Steve-O: Why don't they do this, Devin? Why don't they just do a battle royale in the cage?

SinkorSwim: It'll be better than the White House card.

leong kennedick: this the Furious?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, this movie looks fucking dope.

leong kennedick: Let me watch this trailer again. This movie looks so looks amazing.

BARFINGLEON: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, this movie looks like

BARFINGLEON: I'm in.

leong kennedick: And all all I'm hearing is that it's like fucking crazy. And he's mute. The main character's mute, I think.

BARFINGLEON: Ooh! Ooh!

Steve-O: Dude, WALL-E right there, baby.

BARFINGLEON: Gimme, gimme, gimme.

leong kennedick: Bro!

SinkorSwim: Dude, the first comment on this on this post is this YouTube link. is we're We getting Mad Dog again with like 10 exclamation points.

BARFINGLEON: Mm-hmm.

SinkorSwim: Hell yeah.

leong kennedick: That's the guy, right? From Raid?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

BARFINGLEON: Yep, the mad dog.

leong kennedick: That's that bow and arrow guy. Mad Dog.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah. We get Mad Dog in movie, we watch.

SinkorSwim: Mad Dog was so good. Took two main characters and take him out. du the

BARFINGLEON: yeah

SinkorSwim: Fucking, I love that. Yeah.

leong kennedick: I'm trying to figure out what's going on with the story.

BARFINGLEON: if

leong kennedick: Like, do they end up fighting each other? Like, is it two guys that are that are trying to find their loved ones?

SinkorSwim: I don't know.

BARFINGLEON: I think it's two men that are on the same hunt for revenge from the same family of organized crime.

leong kennedick: Dude, I need... Chris, I got chills watching this trailer. I'm like, I need this shit.

BARFINGLEON: I know. This looks fucking good, dude.

leong kennedick: Look at all this martial arts, too.

SinkorSwim: yeah

leong kennedick: The fucking hammer, dog!

SinkorSwim: right and It looks sick.

BARFINGLEON: I know.

SinkorSwim: It looks sick.

BARFINGLEON: That sledge to the guy's head is...

Steve-O: Oh, the sledge to the head, dude.

BARFINGLEON: lids in my mind.

leong kennedick: Bro!

SinkorSwim: Likes to the head.

leong kennedick: oh

leong kennedick: Dude, he's literally climb climbing dudes in the octagon, Devin, while hammering dudes in the head. Like, this is...

leong kennedick: ah This looks incredible.

Steve-O: And this is this year? This comes out this year?

leong kennedick: Yeah, Chris, there's this shot where the camera is, like, in the...

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

BARFINGLEON: think it came out last year and it's now being distributed this year.

leong kennedick: The camera's, like, in the rafters of the hallway, and you see all the cabling available of the of the electric in the building while they're running, and I'm just like, dude, this might be...

Steve-O: okay.

BARFINGLEON: Hmm.

leong kennedick: This might be him.

BARFINGLEON: It looks great. It looks fucking really well shot, too.

leong kennedick: It looks...

BARFINGLEON: so

leong kennedick: Yeah, there's a lot of, uh, I don't know, whats what's the term for that? Where it's like you're in the walls, but like you're not in the structure of the building. Like it feels like there's a lot of, dude, he bites the guy's finger off.

SinkorSwim: like the children under the stairs situation they're just running around you know you don't gotta

leong kennedick: Yeah, this, there's a fucking Asian cowboy, Devin.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, with a shotgun.

leong kennedick: Come on.

BARFINGLEON: yeah Some wild shit. this chair

leong kennedick: ah this wo This trailer's got everything, man.

BARFINGLEON: o chock full wild shit are we doing

leong kennedick: Yeah, I cannot wait to watch this. yeah We're day zero, right? When does this come out?

Steve-O: It doesn't say in a thing.

leong kennedick: Oh, it's Sam's birthday.

Steve-O: Oh, is it?

leong kennedick: I was like, Sam, I know it's your birthday.

SinkorSwim: i got a birthday present

BARFINGLEON: and we dealing with this

Steve-O: You got a birthday movie. we

SinkorSwim: I have the best gift for you.

Steve-O: called The Furious.

leong kennedick: maybe maybe but if it's day zero, we'll go the day before or something if we can.

SinkorSwim: Just be like, listen, a babe, this is my culture. you don't understand.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, May 29th. Wow. Awesome.

SinkorSwim: yeah

BARFINGLEON: I'm in.

SinkorSwim: It's going to fun.

leong kennedick: Sign me up. Is it an IMAX? 70 millimeter?

SinkorSwim: I'll make it in IMAX.

leong kennedick: Where can we... We're going to Lincoln Theater in New York to watch this?

BARFINGLEON: Watch it just like I did with the raid. It was just me and two other guys in the theater and we were all like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude.

leong kennedick: This looks so cute.

leong kennedick: This is what I want.

BARFINGLEON: What a great experience that was.

leong kennedick: This is all... This is all I want in a movie. This, RRR. Like, this is all I want from movies now. You know?

BARFINGLEON: There is a four-hour epic Indian film that's gaining quite popularity currently.

leong kennedick: Is it by a the RRR guy?

SinkorSwim: no

leong kennedick: Or is he just locked in the Disney basement right now, like, trying to figure out how to make Star Wars for them?

BARFINGLEON: No, no.

SinkorSwim: No, yeah like he's been hyping up his new movie. like it's i don't He's like, it's coming.

leong kennedick: Or X-Men?

SinkorSwim: The trailer's coming.

leong kennedick: Oh, man. Is it gonna be, like... How do you follow up RRR, though? Like, I feel like you retire after that.

SinkorSwim: No, that's a tough one. just you just

leong kennedick: Like, you make... Like, that's, like, you know...

SinkorSwim: I think you got to give it one more at that and then... ah

leong kennedick: Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. And then he was done. Like, that's the Ninth Symphony right there. RRR, you know? Man, I can't wait to watch this Furious movie, though.

SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah,

SinkorSwim: it's going sick. um

leong kennedick: I need this movie.

SinkorSwim: Less good looking, but I still think could be a fun... think we mean need more like straight thrillers in our lives. And ah Apex looks not terrible. Taron Egerton and...

SinkorSwim: ah but but but but but Why am I blanking on her name? She's very famous and successful.

Steve-O: Charlize Theron.

SinkorSwim: Thank you. Thank you.

BARFINGLEON: Wow.

SinkorSwim: Thank you. um It's kind of like a, like, Hey, I'm going to hunt you in the woods type movie. it seems pretty straight, a straight shooter in terms of what the movies can be, but I don't know, man.

Steve-O: Mohanji.

SinkorSwim: ah We don't, we don't have like simple movies like this too often. I feel like, so I'm into it.

SinkorSwim: Uh, trailer and then one little last piece of news. Uh, the end of Oak street is the new movie by the, it follower, it follows writer director.

SinkorSwim: um I didn't see his last movie cause I just, I didn't hear about it. Um, under this silver Lake, but this movie does look just a little bit more interesting to my opinion. And it has a s sick cast and Hathaway.

SinkorSwim: um fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi.

BARFINGLEON: Ewan McGregor.

SinkorSwim: You and McGregor, thank you, thank you.

Steve-O: UU.

SinkorSwim: ah And it's just like their entire street just moves. It just gets transported somewhere else. um And I think it's a Bad Robot production.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, so it kind of has like a little bit of a I don't want to say Spielbergian, but it it it feels in that vein, which isn't, yeah, Cloverfield-ish.

Steve-O: okay

Steve-O: Cloverfieldish.

leong kennedick: I don't know, man. I think Project Hail Mary was probably the closest thing we've had to like a true Spielbergian movie.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, absolutely. fuckingly

SinkorSwim: Sure, but I'm just saying like like the vibe, right? um

leong kennedick: Okay.

SinkorSwim: It's just kind of like, oh, it's it's weird. It's interesting. it's I don't know where we're going next, but okay. And again, that It Follows is awesome.

Steve-O: Thank you.

SinkorSwim: And I kind of wish... I'm glad this movie seems to be getting a little bit more buzz than the other one was. And this is coming out when? When, when, when? August 14th. So...

SinkorSwim: You know, we got a little bit of time, but it looks pretty decent. And then I'm going to chalk this up to the weirdest news I've heard all week. um Stephen Colbert is set to adapt a new Lord of the Rings movie.

SinkorSwim: Based on the fog of the Barrow Downs chapter. um So if you're you're keeping score at home, Amazon has that Amazon show.

SinkorSwim: There's a movie called The Hunt for Gollum, which is coming out in, I think, maybe this year or next year. And they announced ah a new movie, which takes place after Frodo dies.

SinkorSwim: And it is basically...

SinkorSwim: I don't 14 years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Mary, and Pippin set out to retrace the first step of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter, Eleanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why they wore the ring was nearly lost before it even began.

leong kennedick: Thank you.

SinkorSwim: um Yeah. i don't I don't know.

SinkorSwim: i'll be honest. I was glad that scene got cut in the first place.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, this is a

SinkorSwim: I didn't like it in the book, and it's including Tom Bombadil. The only thing, listen, it's just including all the things I was glad that wasn't in the ah in the original movies.

BARFINGLEON: rough.

SinkorSwim: The only thing this has going for it is Stephen Colbert is, I think, just impossible to dislike. And he probably knows more about Lord the Rings than 99% people alive today.

SinkorSwim: And it's like, I guess I can't be mad at it. But it's like, all right. Cool.

BARFINGLEON: Just seems a little cheap is all.

Steve-O: I think you give Samwise a hammer and just let him go nuts.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, just, you know what?

SinkorSwim: Just let him go crazy. I fucking.

leong kennedick: sure

Steve-O: Furious Samwise. That's what we'll call it.

SinkorSwim: I, ah yeah, I don't know. i don't know. i I guess i'm I would be mad if it was anybody other than Stephen Colbert thrown in in here, which is also why I think ah they were very upfront about that.

SinkorSwim: Hey, this guy, remember him? You like him, right?

Steve-O: You like this guy.

SinkorSwim: Here's some weird news that you're probably not going to be super into.

Steve-O: I'm glad he's, you know, working again, right? Isn't he, like, leaving?

SinkorSwim: Yeah, i was really worried about his career after he made generational money.

Steve-O: has left

SinkorSwim: It never has to work again. But. You know. Good for him.

Steve-O: Good for him. He's making Lord of the Rings.

SinkorSwim: No listen. Again. I think like there's. There's a few people that are almost impossible to hate. I think Stephen Colbert up there. And he knows what talking about. I'm not like. Oh. They gave this fucking random guy a job. Like.

SinkorSwim: But also, listen, i don't I don't recall Stephen Colbert being a particular writer of note for the screen. So it's a big shrug for me.

Steve-O: We'll find out. We'll find out if he can write a Lord of the Ring.

SinkorSwim: We'll find out.

SinkorSwim: Yeah.

Steve-O: So.

SinkorSwim: Maybe if he talked about it.

BARFINGLEON: Anybody can really write a Lord the Rings though.

SinkorSwim: If they said this is like and a weird audio book or something, i would have been like a little bit more less puzzled. But. whatever But that is the news for the week.

Steve-O: good All right, everybody. I think that's it for this episode. ah We'll be back next week. Devin, we got to we got to figure out a new ah a new sink or swim.

SinkorSwim: Well, listen, sir we we got we got we got different decades.

BARFINGLEON: can do TV.

Steve-O: could do TV.

SinkorSwim: TV might be tough, though, because it's like TV can span decades.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, but we can do, you know, a like the 90s and do the 80s on Metacritic.

SinkorSwim: Yeah, I mean, yeah, listen, we could also just switch decades. We could switch decades. We could switch scores. Because we're at 80.

Steve-O: Yeah, but you know what? Devin's choice.

SinkorSwim: All right.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, we'll leave that in your hands.

Steve-O: Surprise us.

leong kennedick: Steeler's choice.

SinkorSwim: no Games over 95 and

BARFINGLEON: Theater productions.

SinkorSwim: and Yes.

leong kennedick: Musicals.

SinkorSwim: There is Hamilton and Cats, and I am out of...

BARFINGLEON: Musicals.

Steve-O: Oh, there you go. what if you do What if you do mixed media? So it would be like movies, games, TV, but it's all in a certain like score bracket.

SinkorSwim: Maybe.

Steve-O: Like the top dogs.

SinkorSwim: that'll be tough, though.

BARFINGLEON: Hmm.

Steve-O: would be It would be tough.

BARFINGLEON: Interesting.

SinkorSwim: I will say, I like to i like two spots since instead three. I thought it made it more vicious.

BARFINGLEON: Yeah, i agree.

SinkorSwim: It hurt more.

Steve-O: Yeah. Pain.

SinkorSwim: It's kind of what you want. And, you know, again, i think officially my rules.

Steve-O: Pain.

BARFINGLEON: Made me think a little harder.

SinkorSwim: ah We killed Tim. We ate Tim.

Steve-O: We did eat Tim.

SinkorSwim: Tim dingy.

Steve-O: Tim no longer has a dinghy.

BARFINGLEON: No more dingy. No more dingy.

SinkorSwim: Sorry. Sorry, Tim.

Steve-O: If Tim had only mentioned one of those movies.

SinkorSwim: If Tim had only mentioned Upgrade,

Steve-O: Fuck him.

SinkorSwim: man i sure you Yeah, after he's like, actually, ah i think I think it's an okay movie, but I really like Upgrade.

BARFINGLEON: Talking about Upgrade? I love Upgrade.

Steve-O: believe he hasn't mentioned Upgrade.

Steve-O: Upgrade, that's a fun one.

SinkorSwim: Scott Pilgrim's decent, I guess, but Upgrade...

BARFINGLEON: Dude's got guns in their arms. What do you think? Of course I love Upgrade.

Steve-O: All right.

SinkorSwim: He does karate.

Steve-O: We'll be back next week with karate.

SinkorSwim: With Upgrade, more Upgrade updates.

Steve-O: So until then, we'll upgrade. Let us know your thoughts.

BARFINGLEON: Y'all see Upgrade?

Steve-O: la Who do you think had the best boat?

SinkorSwim: How's the Upgrade?

leong kennedick: Yeah.

SinkorSwim: Ooh, that's a good point.

BARFINGLEON: Oh, good question.

Steve-O: That's a good one. We'll see what people think. All right, everybody. See you.

SinkorSwim: I think I have the best bones.