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Introduction and Humorous Anecdotes
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of March 23rd, 2026.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh my goodness, I've been just hyping just of consuming, consuming content. I got nothing but time on my hand. My name's Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Hello everybody. hey
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ThirstTrapLeon
Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
Hello from the past, present, and the future.
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ThirstTrapLeon
And fresh off his fat L in a fist fight with Jack Reacher himself. John Suarez. don't
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leong kennedick
He shouldn't have been riding his motorcycle so loud in my neighborhood.
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ThirstTrapLeon
know why. He's really big, John. He's a big dude.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
You pushed them off though. That's pretty cool.
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Steve-O
is he riding such a tiny bike?
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? but Props. Props for being blinded by rage, I guess.
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leong kennedick
Yeah, I stood um ah where I'm from.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
We call it standing on business and I did that.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah.
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leong kennedick
All right. I stood on business.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm
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ThirstTrapLeon
Could you like how mad would I have to be for me to like shove Brock Lesnar off his motorcycle in front of his kids?
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leong kennedick
Okay.
Reality TV and Its Comedic Aspects
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DUNCANTHETHOT
going to be honest with you.
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leong kennedick
Oh, God.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You're like, hey
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DUNCANTHETHOT
This is funny that this happened recently because I've been watching a TV show on HBO Max.
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ThirstTrapLeon
hey.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's called Neighbors. I don't know if anybody...
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, OK.
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Steve-O
I've seen some ads for that.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, so this entire show is basically, it's a reality show where it's two ah opposing neighbors in random corners of America ah feuding.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
And they're both, let's just say, this is, the they are they are the big personality types where there's a gentleman in the most recent episode,
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leong kennedick
Chris watching a reality TV show. It's truly the end times guys.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
And this most recent recent episode kind of bucks the formula a little bit where there's no opposing side. It's just this one gentleman. um He is a 71 year old man who insists on wearing a yellow thong to work out around the neighborhood.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
um He runs, he rides bikes in on his, with his yellow thong. And it's, you know, pretty revealing. um And he gets a lot of jeering and He ends up renting ah a room, a cabin at a nudist community to try it out. And the entire episode is in the nudist community with all the older nude people walking around.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
And this man is... He's too weird for the nudists.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, it's...
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Steve-O
Even the nudists don't want you.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
it yeah You see this like just deprivation of character in this gentleman as the episode goes on. And there are some things that happen in it that I don't want to spoil because it's hell of an episode.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
But all that being said, in the most in the in the previous episodes, these people, they talk about killing the other neighbor in question on camera, I might add.
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leong kennedick
my god.
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Steve-O
You can't do that.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
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Steve-O
You can't do that.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Like.
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ThirstTrapLeon
like ah ah Like in a serious...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's like, I have guns.
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leong kennedick
It's all fake.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
And if they come over here, I'm planning on defending myself. You know, those conversations come up quite a bit in these altercations. So one lady took her neighbor to Judge Judy and lost.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, man, that was the best.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hehehehehehe.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That was the fucking best. That was one of the best episodes I've ever seen.
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leong kennedick
They showed the episode
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leong kennedick
episode two
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, they couldn't bring camera their cameras in, so they did a court, like, portraits of everything that happened with Judge Judy. It's very funny.
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leong kennedick
That's funny. Right.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's extremely funny. And obviously the show is taking this stuff not so serious and it's very much played for for laughs. I mean, and it's also kind of digs into the character of these people that are constantly feuding, like the mentality that they have about their property and about what is theirs and what isn't.
Travel Challenges and Humorous Incidents
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a pretty dark side of of humanity. And ah to show that I... It's the people that make Nathan for you. And...
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leong kennedick
Oh, it's those guys. So it's like, it's the reality TV shows that you like.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes. Very much.
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leong kennedick
Okay.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Very much on the darker edges of of things. And the sillier edges of things. So, yeah. This show is wild. And I get...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, i don't get it. Like, I'm not an angry, I'm not like an angry person at heart. But like, I get that these things can escalate pretty, pretty quickly in weird ways.
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leong kennedick
Right.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, its you can see it. People just are, people are a lot angrier nowadays that people, would people are upset.
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leong kennedick
People are crazy, dude. They're crazy.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
There's a lot of anger out there.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You know what?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's...
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ThirstTrapLeon
I think if you put take the same people but then make them stuck in an airport, you'll see some some actual murders.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Some actual death.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Something about airports, man, just drive people insane.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
youth Do you feel that way, Devin?
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, but it's like... i mean, kind of.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Do you feel anxious before a flight?
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ThirstTrapLeon
like i think you're just more...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that what you think it it really stems from?
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ThirstTrapLeon
I think it's more like if something gets fucked up, your whole day's messed up. Like it's somebody who's been on, who has like misconnections through no fault of my own and stuff like that.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, oh.
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leong kennedick
Yeah, like everything.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I see.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Or their flight gets canceled or something.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. If like it's canceled and you're just like, yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
they get pushed.
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ThirstTrapLeon
And then you're in line and you're just waiting for somebody to, you know, tell you they can't do anything.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
you're talking about desperate You're talking about desperation.
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ThirstTrapLeon
can't. Yeah. yeah like Like, and I think that's just,
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DUNCANTHETHOT
When people are pushed.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Or like, you know, when people get in airplanes, like, it just seems like if you see a video of somebody freaking out, there's like a higher percentage than not that it's, you know, in some in either an airplane or an airport.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Just travel days, dude. Just turn people into maniacs.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I think it's a mixture of both. I think there is some anxiety to flying that a lot of people experience. And I also think it's, ah yeah, that desperation, like losing their flight and can't get out and they're stuck there and they're to figure out a way to get home like that.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's yeah, you're right. There is something to it. I think it's the same feeling with hospitals, at least for me.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I kind of feel the same way when they go there. um
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ThirstTrapLeon
that when i That one's like, I think much easier to understand. You're like, yeah, I get it. I get it. Somebody's not there somebody's having a bad time in a hospital.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, yeah, like it's in a...
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ThirstTrapLeon
But it's the people that are like, I'm flying on my honeymoon. It's like, why are you being so awful? You know, it's like, you're going to do a fun thing.
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Steve-O
You think it's going be to or from, like
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leong kennedick
Yeah, because it wasn't wasn't there. I'm not sure the details, but there's a video like recently that came out where Odell Beckham Jr.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That motherfucker ain't human.
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leong kennedick
Did you see this, Chris?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, thought you...
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leong kennedick
It was it was Odell Beckham Jr.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
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leong kennedick
Like was asked.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
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leong kennedick
He was like drunk or something. So he was asked to remove himself from the plane.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Get off the plane.
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leong kennedick
And if he didn't, if he chose not to, they would have to deplane everybody on the plane. And then, you know,
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Get him off.
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leong kennedick
And yeah, just to get him off. And they explain that to him. They're like, well, you know, this pain was like, if, if you just come with us now, then, you know, it's not, ah it's not like an inconvenience to everybody.
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leong kennedick
And he he was like, nah, I don't fucking care.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Jesus.
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leong kennedick
And he just stayed.
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Steve-O
Jesus.
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leong kennedick
And then they had to deplane the whole, the entire fucking plane. Cause of him.
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Steve-O
I thought every flight was supposed to have like a Marshall on it.
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leong kennedick
Supposed to, they're supposed to be all like, uh, That voice.
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Steve-O
They just don't do nothing. They just kind of just like hang out and get free flights.
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leong kennedick
Well, no, they didn't take off yet. So it's not, it wasn't like an air Marshall situation.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, they're on the ground, it sounds like.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, like the the pilot was like, I'm not leaving.
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leong kennedick
yeah there Yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh, they can only act if they're in the sky.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, he's like, I'm not leaving until this guy's off the plane.
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Steve-O
Damn.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, they only have jurisdiction in the sky, Steve.
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leong kennedick
I'm not going to.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
On the ground, they're they're just like you and me.
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Steve-O
Well, we should put Reacher in there.
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leong kennedick
Yeah. So I guess. Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
They're not just like you and me.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
They're just like you and me. They can't pull their guns.
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Steve-O
nurse
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DUNCANTHETHOT
They have to sit there and eat peanuts.
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Steve-O
They got to abide by Skylaw.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's fucking Skylaw, man.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. You know, once once we become sky pirates, you know, all bets are off.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Heavens.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course! It's beyond international law. You get it so far above the sky.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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Steve-O
That's why they promise you like a nice meal. They're going to like, when we're up there, you're going to get nice drink, a nice meal. And then they give you like a tiny ass bag of pretzels no bigger than your thumb. You get half a tiny soda.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a lawless place. What are going to Walk out?
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Steve-O
Depending on the flight, you get the little biscotti, the biscoffs.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
You're pinned in there.
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leong kennedick
Oh, those are good.
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Steve-O
They are good.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, those are good.
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Steve-O
I do like those.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Those are really good.
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Steve-O
You can just buy those at Costco. You don't need to take a flight.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Those have been selling out left and right.
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leong kennedick
Yeah. I know, but Steve, they taste better on a plane.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I will say.
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Steve-O
They do. They do. That's the desperation thing.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You know, I heard they taste real good with a coffee.
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Steve-O
You go to the airport.
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leong kennedick
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
So steve Steve wouldn't know.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah.
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leong kennedick
You trying to...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Right.
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leong kennedick
Yeah, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to relapse Steve here?
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah,
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Steve-O
I'm unfamiliar. I'm unfamiliar. I'm a week out of not having a coffee. So I've been drinking teas.
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leong kennedick
Dude, that first coffee is gonna fucking... It's gonna hit
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Steve-O
Make me shit.
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leong kennedick
going hit different, Steve.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
oh
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ThirstTrapLeon
ah yeah but doesn't like the 50th coffee do the same thing?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's, honestly, that's part of the fun.
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah. I mean, that's the whole plan of the coffee.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's part of the fun.
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Steve-O
Keep you up and make you drop some turd.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, I mean...
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ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, not not to stand on my on my god throne, but you know as as a non-coffee drinker, never really touched the stuff.
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Steve-O
Okay.
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ThirstTrapLeon
I wouldn't know.
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leong kennedick
Sometimes I got double up.
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Steve-O
You like hot chocolate?
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ThirstTrapLeon
i do.
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Steve-O
You've got a weakness then.
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ThirstTrapLeon
i'm ah jenny Jenny makes a mean hot chocolate.
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leong kennedick
I'm not a coffee snob.
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leong kennedick
We got some coffee snobs.
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leong kennedick
we got it We got some coffee snobs in the Discord.
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ThirstTrapLeon
There's always going to be coffee snobs.
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Steve-O
We do got some coffee stops. You know what I like what they're doing in the discord.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. No,
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I enjoy coffee.
Multi-Tool Enthusiasm and Everyday Utility
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ThirstTrapLeon
no, I think we have, you know what?
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ThirstTrapLeon
To be fair, we have some sock snobs in the Discord and we have some multi-tool snobs in the Discord.
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leong kennedick
yeah.
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Steve-O
We enjoy the finer things.
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leong kennedick
For some reason, i feel I feel singled out here.
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Steve-O
It's,
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leong kennedick
I don't know why. all It's weird.
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ThirstTrapLeon
can i Can I tell you that I've been complaining? I'm like, this is all my friends talk about now, our multi-tools and socks. I was like, I've never felt older and more lame.
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ThirstTrapLeon
<unk>re like, well, maybe you're just lame. And I'm like, I know.
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ThirstTrapLeon
This is why I'm upset.
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Steve-O
I mean, there is the hidden the hidden dad channel.
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leong kennedick
You know what? maybe maybe i'll get Maybe I'll get Jenny a Leatherman.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, maybe.
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leong kennedick
A Leatherman for a wedding present, and then you't you you'll just have to share with her.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, because you know what happened is I started looking that up. i was like, how much is it?
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Steve-O
um've got my I've got one in my wish list. Don't worry. i'm
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leong kennedick
Oh, man. Is it the one that the squad has?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
He's going to get a multi-tool now?
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Steve-O
Yeah, the Leatherman Wave Plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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leong kennedick
Yeah, it's got and it has to be in black.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
We all have to same have the same one.
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Steve-O
yeah Yeah, I'm not a monster.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
sticking with my knife, man.
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leong kennedick
We all have to have the same one.
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leong kennedick
um tell I'll tell you how
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DUNCANTHETHOT
i'm thinking with my knife man
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leong kennedick
When they fucking, they they sent the the broken crib part over. So once that comes in, I'll let you guys know how one tiny little thing that can fit in your pocket can build a and a crib with.
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Steve-O
You're going build the whole thing with the multi-tool?
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leong kennedick
Well, I mean, it's, yeah, you only need, yeah, you only need like a screwdriver something, think.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hold that. Yeah.
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leong kennedick
So I don't think it's going to be like, it's not like, yeah, I'm not like, you know, I'm not going to like fucking cut the limber myself and then like, you know, hammer it.
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Steve-O
OK.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Take everything apart in your house.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, that's what you paid $900
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Not that.
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leong kennedick
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
John, take apart everything in your house.
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leong kennedick
Dude, trust me. Dude, I've been looking. Dude, when when we had to ah well we had to um
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Take everything apart.
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leong kennedick
throw out our our super, super old couch yesterday.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
You were gonna take that apart, weren't you?
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leong kennedick
Well, no. Well, the thing is, is like there was like a spare cell phone that i that we had that we gave yeah we gave Owen when he was like a baby just to watch fucking Coco Melanon.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Piece by piece.
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leong kennedick
And he lost it So like for the last like three years, it's been the theory has been, oh it's in the fucking couch.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's in the couch.
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leong kennedick
It has to be. Where else could it be?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yo, yeah,
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leong kennedick
Right. So we tip the old couch over and Sam's like, yeah, we should probably cut this over. I'm like, we should probably cut this open. I have the perfect thing in my pocket right now.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
you know yeah, yeah, yeah.
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leong kennedick
Flick that bad boy open and I slit that shit.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Do you think she's just being a good wife and just making up scenarios for you to use it?
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leong kennedick
I hope so.
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ThirstTrapLeon
She's like, oh, he'll who'll be happy.
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leong kennedick
That's what when that's what marriage is.
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah yeah. Like, he'll get it.
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leong kennedick
No, because the the other, like, a couple weeks ago, I was like, um we have like a we have to get a baby gate.
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ThirstTrapLeon
He'll make him happy.
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leong kennedick
It's like fucking, it's like deja vu. We have to, like, do all this crap again. And it's kind of, you know, giving me anxiety.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
And, ah you know, I had to, like, assemble this the bracket to attach the um thing on. So I, like, took my Leatherman out. I didn't even, like, show it off or anything. I just took it out and started fucking with it. And Sam walks by and she's like,
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leong kennedick
whoa, that seems pretty fucking useful, huh? I'm like, fucking A, yeah, it does.
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Steve-O
ah
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow. You know what?
00:13:04
ThirstTrapLeon
You're goddamn right.
00:13:05
leong kennedick
And you know what?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
that You know what?
00:13:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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Steve-O
God bless her.
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leong kennedick
I'm glad that you, yeah, and you know what?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going to be honest with you, John.
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Steve-O
Oh my God. I love that.
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leong kennedick
I'm glad that I feel vindicated now. I'm glad that you're seeing the value.
00:13:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think you did just expose yourself a little bit there, though, because you said when you took it out, you didn't even show it off this time.
00:13:16
leong kennedick
Why?
00:13:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
It sounds like every time you take it out, you're like, hey, everyone, i have my multi-tool out right now.
00:13:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:13:22
leong kennedick
Yeah, no, dude, dude.
00:13:22
ThirstTrapLeon
earth
00:13:24
leong kennedick
No, dude, it's like, it's almost like, I'm like, I'm yeah i like but I'm like trying.
00:13:27
Steve-O
You hold it above your head.
00:13:30
leong kennedick
like, I look for reasons to use it.
00:13:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
00:13:32
leong kennedick
Like my my mom like texted me and Sam the other day while she was watching. Oh, and she was like, she's like, Hey John, you have to come over and, ah and like, and figure out what's wrong with our smoke detector.
00:13:43
leong kennedick
And I'm like, in the car 15 minutes away, i broke it out. I'm like, yeah it's time. It's time. Little buddy. It's your time now.
00:13:52
Steve-O
ah loves I love what your family's doing. They're just setting up small, small problems for you to use a multi-tool.
00:13:56
leong kennedick
They're just enabling me.
00:13:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:13:59
Steve-O
John, the remote control is no longer working. It seems to have a screw that no normal screwdriver can obtain.
00:14:07
leong kennedick
Well, dude, you know what, though? we felt like We've ordered knockoff remote controls because we lost we lost we've kept losing them for our TV downstairs.
00:14:18
leong kennedick
Guess what we found inside the fucking couch when I sliced that motherfucker open? The OEM...
00:14:22
Steve-O
remote control.
00:14:23
leong kennedick
yeah the oem remote control. So the, the, yes.
00:14:26
Steve-O
Damn.
00:14:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Can ask you question, John? And this is a very, very serious question. where When you're carrying your multi-tool, where do you keep it?
00:14:36
leong kennedick
Well, okay. So now that I have, now that I have two multi-tools, one, one is in my bag in, it's in a sheet that I refuse to wear on my belt.
00:14:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
00:14:46
leong kennedick
I just don't want to be that guy, but like, it's over.
00:14:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, that was my first question.
00:14:47
Steve-O
Once you do that, that's 100%
00:14:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah. Once you do that, that's when you just just buy a lazy boy and then, yeah, you know, you're cooked.
00:14:51
Steve-O
That's 100% bad.
00:14:51
leong kennedick
It's over. I'm on my deathbed.
00:14:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:14:54
leong kennedick
Yeah. And then there's there's yeah the Blacktail version that I have now is just in my pocket, but I haven't really used it because I like using the ah my right pocket with the pocket with a pocket clip.
00:14:55
Steve-O
You got to get your beeper on there too.
00:15:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Which pocket?
00:15:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Front?
00:15:08
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah, front.
00:15:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that where you keep your wallet too?
00:15:11
leong kennedick
My wallet is in my left front pocket.
00:15:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, so what that's what's in your, is that the only thing in your right pocket?
00:15:21
Steve-O
Where's your phone?
00:15:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, where's your phone?
00:15:22
leong kennedick
My phone is usually in my right pocket, too, but... um It's small enough.
00:15:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
With your multi-tool?
00:15:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Whoa. no Yeah.
00:15:29
leong kennedick
Here, I'll take a picture of them for you.
00:15:29
Steve-O
It's in like a leather case, right?
00:15:29
ThirstTrapLeon
What about the...
00:15:31
Steve-O
Like a little case in your pocket?
00:15:32
leong kennedick
No, no no, no, no. In my pocket, it just has a clip.
00:15:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's loose.
00:15:38
Steve-O
Just loose, it's just loose.
00:15:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no.
00:15:39
leong kennedick
Yeah, let me see.
00:15:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is he clipping it to the edge of the pocket or is it loose in the pocket is really the.
00:15:48
leong kennedick
No, no, no.
00:15:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
they
00:15:49
leong kennedick
It's in a... the The reason it's in my pocket is because I have a clip.
00:15:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
00:15:54
leong kennedick
ah I have a pocket clip. So it's it's like snagged on the the very side of the pocket and doesn't move.
00:16:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have another question.
00:16:03
leong kennedick
Because you you hold a pocket knife, Chris, right?
00:16:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes. Yeah.
00:16:06
leong kennedick
So...
00:16:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, you see, I, it has a very small profile and I keep it in my right pocket, but it does not heat in any way, inhibit my way of getting to my wallet, which is also in my right pocket.
00:16:19
leong kennedick
And yeah, we we all have Ridge wallets now, right? that That's how it is, right?
00:16:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I have a, I have a leather bifold.
00:16:26
leong kennedick
Oh, you fucking you devolved into Neanderthal times? I thought we thought we were i thought we were Ridge
00:16:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, it's technically it's, Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:16:33
leong kennedick
wris
00:16:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a bifold in in in in name only because it has a ah money clip in the center and it it it is no way... It's it's it's very minimal.
00:16:47
ThirstTrapLeon
You might have to take a picture of this.
00:16:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's way more minimal and it also has a a string that you pull on and you're...
00:16:54
ThirstTrapLeon
You don't, you're sounding less and less confident as you talk about.
00:16:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Come on!
00:16:55
leong kennedick
What the fuck?
00:16:56
Steve-O
spring you have
00:16:57
ThirstTrapLeon
It's
00:16:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's a string!
00:16:58
leong kennedick
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Chris. don't know about this, dude.
00:17:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's string...
00:17:00
Steve-O
and sorry Wait, Chris, are you describing a yo-yo?
00:17:00
ThirstTrapLeon
it's got a string.
00:17:03
Steve-O
Are you just putting all your money inside of a yo-yo?
00:17:04
leong kennedick
Yeah. don't know, dawg.
00:17:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
but hey It's a string. You pull the string and there's your debit card pops out.
00:17:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:17:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:17:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Chip first.
00:17:16
ThirstTrapLeon
This sounds like you're pitching a movie to Hollywood execs and they're getting less and less interested.
00:17:19
Steve-O
yeah It's about a boy who's got a nickel attached to a string and he puts it inside of the candy machine.
00:17:22
ThirstTrapLeon
It's like a guy.
00:17:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
All right. The reason i got out of the Ridge game is because it's a thick object in my pocket.
00:17:34
leong kennedick
How many cards you got in there? I only have like three cards in mine.
00:17:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
I only do, and and that's the thing i I also didn't like about the Ridge Wallet, is that you kind of have to stack her up for a Ridge Wallet to be effective.
00:17:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. No, I have a few. I have more than I want in there. But like I look at it every once in a while. Once every few months and I go, i I don't know which one I'd get rid of.
00:17:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
The the this slimness of this bifold that I got is also why I got it.
00:17:56
leong kennedick
Take a picture. I need to see it.
00:17:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah.
00:17:57
leong kennedick
need to see it.
00:17:58
Steve-O
i don't I don't have a rid...
00:17:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, hold on.
00:17:59
leong kennedick
i sent you I sent you guys a a picture of of the the tool that I keep in my wall in my pocket next to my phone. So it's like, it fits in there fine.
00:18:08
Steve-O
That would scare the fuck out of me.
00:18:08
leong kennedick
you know
00:18:11
leong kennedick
What, if...
00:18:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
i'm ah i' know I'm a real weirdo about about weight in my pockets.
00:18:11
leong kennedick
ah
00:18:11
Steve-O
that the It bounce around and crack the screen or something.
00:18:16
leong kennedick
No, no, this is no. this is the ah the There's a pocket clip on there, as you can see. So it just hangs on the top of my of my pocket all the way towards my butt.
00:18:26
Steve-O
Okay.
00:18:26
leong kennedick
So its it stays there. And then the front The left side of my right pocket, front pocket, will be where my phone is.
00:18:34
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
00:18:35
leong kennedick
Yeah. So it's like, it's sit there. But like, you know, usually, um you know, usually I carry um a man purse now.
00:18:45
leong kennedick
So usually if I'm not at work, then I'm not, like this stuff is just going to be in my my my my little sling bag, my tiny baby sling bag, like all my stuff.
00:18:55
Steve-O
Mm.
00:18:56
leong kennedick
So. Yeah, like usually when I'm not, when I don't wear a belt, I don't like to have things in my pockets anymore.
00:19:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's what I got.
00:19:06
Steve-O
Okay.
00:19:07
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:19:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, wait, let's see this. Let's see this.
00:19:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is the the profile of this is much.
00:19:10
leong kennedick
Oh, that's a nice, ah that's a little carbon fiber, it looks like. Oh no, it's just, ah it's weaved.
00:19:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's it's stylized to look like carbon fiber, but it is.
00:19:19
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:19:19
Steve-O
I see the string.
00:19:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
See what I mean? So you pull, you pull on that string and I'll show you, I'll take another picture.
00:19:25
leong kennedick
That is very timing.
00:19:25
ThirstTrapLeon
but i Yeah, I've seen that string in my remote control when I need to get batteries out.
00:19:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
on.
00:19:33
leong kennedick
It's got a little ribbon. It's got a bookmark, Chris.
00:19:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:19:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Basically, yes. So here, this is, and it pulls your debit card out. So you can it's chipped first.
00:19:42
leong kennedick
that little What's that little metal contraption there in the middle there? What is that thing?
00:19:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a money clip.
00:19:47
leong kennedick
Oh, where's all your money, Chris?
00:19:49
ThirstTrapLeon
It's in the middle.
00:19:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't carry cash.
00:19:52
ThirstTrapLeon
That's fucked up.
00:19:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't carry cash.
00:19:55
Steve-O
Cashless, no cash, doesn't need it.
00:19:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Where's all your money?
00:19:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have all my, I have the deposit tips that I have, but hey I don't carry i don't care cash with me. No, sir. no sir
00:20:03
leong kennedick
have I have a $100 bill that I've been holding on to since Christmas that I got from my father-in-law. And we were we were at the casino last week, and Sam's like, yo, you got $100.
00:20:14
leong kennedick
I'm like, dude, no, I'm not fucking using my emergency $100.
00:20:15
Steve-O
Now's the time.
00:20:18
leong kennedick
Dude,
00:20:19
Steve-O
what The emergency was, you're at the casino.
00:20:21
leong kennedick
du you dude I played bubble craps for the first time, and I think i think my my mom and and Sam were like, they were like amazed, because I turned $20 into like eighty five dollars like, right away.
00:20:35
leong kennedick
And they were like, oh my god, this is crazy!
00:20:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh,
00:20:36
leong kennedick
And then i lost it all, like, on the like like in the next two rolls.
00:20:38
Steve-O
No.
00:20:39
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah, I was gonna say I usually turn $85 and then $20 really quickly. Stripper.
00:20:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
i I have a weird amount of cash on me um
00:20:48
ThirstTrapLeon
stripper
00:20:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
from like from tips from my job. you know As I am there, I do get a collection of tips. and it's i just hate having it in my house.
00:21:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
or I don't like cash at all anymore, really.
00:21:03
leong kennedick
Yeah, but... Chris, we're like, we're getting to the end times here, man. So it's,
00:21:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, but what's cash going to matter in the end times? It's going wipe your butt with it.
00:21:11
leong kennedick
I mean, it could be like, it could be like, um, Handmaid's Tale where they just wipe everybody's bank accounts, you know?
00:21:12
Steve-O
All going to be bottle caps.
00:21:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Thank you.
00:21:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, du well, you're right. That's ah obviously a thing that could happen. But then cash wouldn't matter either.
00:21:23
Steve-O
Line your mattress, man.
00:21:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
They can control that. They can control.
00:21:27
leong kennedick
This next one is the, the sheath that I keep in my bag. It's my best friend. This is the Leatherman Wave. the the The more expensive Blacktail Leatherman came with the sheath, but I used the Wave in that one.
00:21:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that a light?
00:21:41
leong kennedick
because
00:21:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that a flashlight? Yeah.
00:21:43
leong kennedick
No, no, no. it's like ah It's a bit extender. Oh my god. Well, yeah I'm glad you asked, Chris.
00:21:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
So
00:21:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, God damn it.
00:21:49
Steve-O
this is why This is why we've updated the tech channel to be gear on the Discord.
00:21:53
leong kennedick
Yeah, I feel like, yeah. cause Especially because everybody starts talking about knives and shit. So like,
00:21:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
so when you pull your phone out, your Leatherman is not contacting your hand at all.
00:22:03
leong kennedick
No, it just sits there.
00:22:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
All right. All right.
00:22:07
leong kennedick
It's just a flex piece, you know?
00:22:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. That's all that matters to me. Like really, I is things fit in my pocket and nothing is obstructing anyone.
00:22:18
leong kennedick
But I'm going down the rabbit hole now, Chris. Like, I don't think I'm going to buy one, but i'm I'm looking at pocket knives now. Like, do I need a pocket knife? Even though I don't really need one because the the multi-tool has a knife on it.
00:22:30
ThirstTrapLeon
now i don't No, i think the the multi-tool...
00:22:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
You don't. If you got a multi-tool, like ah my pocket knife is so slim that it's I that's exactly why I got it. Like, I don't want to feel like I have anything in my pocket.
00:22:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the ending.
00:22:42
Steve-O
Do you need to carve? Do you want to whittle?
00:22:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've always been whittling.
00:22:47
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, Tom Borowski showed all of his fucking combat knives that one time. And then I asked him what he was doing with it. He's like whittling. I'm like, what are you whittling?
00:22:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Dude, everybody whittles.
00:22:56
leong kennedick
And he's like, I'm making a chess set. And I'm like, can you make the rooks penises? and he's like He's like, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, all right.
00:23:06
ThirstTrapLeon
he's like of course I can
00:23:08
leong kennedick
I was like, I'll buy i'll buy that chess set off of you if you if you do it.
00:23:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
i I'm ah um'm a whittler at heart.
00:23:12
leong kennedick
don't know how long it's going to take him to do it.
00:23:13
Steve-O
A
00:23:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I'm always a pocket knife guy. I'm pocket knife guy all the time. I think they're great. they they They solve every problem.
00:23:21
leong kennedick
yeah the The one that you have, is that like a folding knife or like a...
00:23:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a flipper. It's a flipper.
00:23:27
leong kennedick
It's a flipper.
00:23:28
Steve-O
flipper.
00:23:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, so.
00:23:29
leong kennedick
Yeah, because I was looking at those, the CRKT ones.
00:23:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
be at The knobs, they're they're cheap.
00:23:33
leong kennedick
Because they're they're not too expensive.
00:23:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're usable. They're their're everyday use knives.
00:23:40
leong kennedick
I was looking at the Drifter, Chris.
00:23:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sharp.
00:23:43
leong kennedick
That's the one I was looking at.
00:23:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sharp as fuck.
00:23:44
Steve-O
The Drifter.
00:23:46
leong kennedick
Yeah, it's called the Drifter.
00:23:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Very sharp. Be careful.
00:23:48
Steve-O
That sounds like a knife that a hobo would use on a boxcar.
00:23:51
leong kennedick
Oh, man.
00:23:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
well
00:23:53
leong kennedick
Once my cousin are looking ours, really expensive. That's why I was asking it all Ray about it. was like, are these good?
00:24:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I don't want to spend a bunch of money on a knife either, right? Like that's, to me, that's too much.
00:24:04
leong kennedick
um Yeah.
00:24:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Just need some I need every day.
00:24:08
leong kennedick
No, and like, I guess you gotta to be, like, what are the laws in New Jersey? Like, do do you have to, do they have to be, like, under a certain length or something before it's...
00:24:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think can't be the automatic ones, the spring-loaded.
00:24:18
leong kennedick
Fucking ballet songs? You can't have a butterfly knife.
00:24:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you can't have those, but the all the time.
00:24:22
leong kennedick
Devin, do you know how to twirl a butterfly knife?
00:24:26
ThirstTrapLeon
No, I really wish I had, like, the stomach to buy a butterfly knife to learn.
00:24:30
leong kennedick
That you you were, yeah.
00:24:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Because I think I'd be the worst person about it, though.
00:24:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you'd be flicking that thing out all the time.
00:24:38
ThirstTrapLeon
I would always do it, dude.
00:24:39
leong kennedick
You'd always flip it, and then you'd fuck up your hand.
00:24:40
Steve-O
And
00:24:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, like, I think I'd have to get, um like, I don't know, like, a kid-safe butterfly. Because, the whole motion of it is sick.
00:24:50
leong kennedick
You gotta put the fucking bumpers the bumpers on the the bowling alley
00:24:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. You know, because otherwise, yeah, i like like i've seen I've seen those fidget spinners that are basically butterfly knives, but, you know, there's no knife involved.
00:25:01
leong kennedick
alley. There's like a fidget meta now. like People carry these like magnetic things that like...
00:25:04
ThirstTrapLeon
I know. Well, that like that have like different attachments.
00:25:08
leong kennedick
I don't know. They have like little clickies. Yeah, there's ones that look like little tiny cards. And then you just flick them around.
00:25:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, you don't carry a knife at all or any type multi-tool?
00:25:19
ThirstTrapLeon
So Jenny gave me one of her spare knives, like like the normal like the normal ones that you you would have seen, right? The ones that you just kind of flick out.
00:25:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, sure.
00:25:29
ThirstTrapLeon
And I put it in my, had little satchel, have a satchel, and I just forgot it was there. And then I was going into places. that I definitely would have gotten in very big trouble if they had caught the knife.
00:25:39
leong kennedick
Did they confiscate it?
00:25:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ah.
00:25:44
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, oh, I should not carry it. Because like it kind of what if you forget you have it, it becomes fucking useless. You know what I mean? Like.
00:25:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah iss true It's true. It's dependent on how much you need a knife throughout the day. If you're cutting up...
00:25:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, like if I got mugged, I definitely would have been like, I guess I'm getting mugged because I don't have a knife.
00:25:57
Steve-O
You got it.
00:25:57
leong kennedick
Yeah,
00:26:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm cutting up a lot of cardboard throughout the day.
00:26:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:26:04
leong kennedick
yeah i'm not, I don't, I wouldn't carry it for, for like, uh, as a weapon.
00:26:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's like what I need.
00:26:05
Steve-O
Hmm. Like a box cutter.
00:26:08
leong kennedick
Yeah, I would use it to like cut zip ties. Well, i mean, that's why I use my multi-tool too.
00:26:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
And open up shit,
Aging, Health, and Personal Concerns
00:26:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
like bags and stuff.
00:26:13
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:26:14
Steve-O
You to get you like a, like a jack boot knife, Devin.
00:26:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:26:17
leong kennedick
Slice, slice open the bottom of a couch, you know, when you're getting rid of it, that kind of thing.
00:26:17
Steve-O
One that like springs out of your boot.
00:26:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, you don't you don't also, you don't carry a knife either?
00:26:26
Steve-O
i got I got two cowboy boots and a knife comes out the front when I hit it a certain way.
00:26:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're that kind of guy, huh?
00:26:31
leong kennedick
nine
00:26:31
Steve-O
I'm that guy, yeah. Nobody expects to get their shin stabbed.
00:26:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the kind
00:26:35
leong kennedick
Perfect, perfect socks for cowboy boots. Are those darn tough socks?
00:26:38
Steve-O
Dude, those darn tough socks were not sponsored.
00:26:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
of guy. What do you do?
00:26:41
leong kennedick
Chris, Chris. All right. So my evolution was we we talked about the wool socks before. Like there is no there is no like after I converted to wool socks, like in general.
00:26:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Isn't it wonderful?
00:26:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Jesus Christ. I'm losing my mind over here.
00:26:55
leong kennedick
Well, no, listen, da listen, because because I've been wearing work boots to work.
00:26:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:26:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, what are you going to talk about?
00:26:59
ThirstTrapLeon
don't know.
00:27:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
You got movies and stuff.
00:27:00
Steve-O
You gonna talk about movies?
00:27:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Come on.
00:27:02
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to talk about my crow's feet and all the lotions I've been using.
00:27:02
leong kennedick
But Chris, I don't have – dude, the boot boots stink is is just nonexistent now.
00:27:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you're a weird-ass crowsy. That sounds great.
00:27:11
leong kennedick
I don't have boot stink anymore.
00:27:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's they breathe.
00:27:12
leong kennedick
it's and It's amazing.
00:27:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
They breathe so goddamn well.
00:27:15
leong kennedick
It's it's crazy because like you could have – I wouldn't ever let somebody smell my feet, but like when I was wearing just regular polyester socks before, like they would just stink up the whole room.
00:27:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
I do, though, I have a limit on my wool socks. like I only went out during the winter and the fall. I tend to think they do... Like, they're a little warm in the in the summer.
00:27:40
leong kennedick
Well, that's why the darn tough. I got ah lightweight ones that are also wool.
00:27:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, you got the light? Okay, you got the lightweight.
00:27:45
leong kennedick
Yeah, and they're still cushing cushioned on the bottom.
00:27:46
Steve-O
They got lightweight, medium weight, and heavy weights.
00:27:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
00:27:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's that's a good call. Because I have, like, full...
00:27:52
leong kennedick
They're so expensive, though, Steve.
00:27:54
Steve-O
Oh, they're so expensive, to dude.
00:27:54
leong kennedick
I was just like... It's
00:27:55
Steve-O
That's why like I always feel bad when I like show the link.
00:27:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wolf socks are ridiculous.
00:27:58
Steve-O
People see $30 and they're like, forget that.
00:27:59
leong kennedick
like $30 a pair.
00:28:01
Steve-O
And I'm like, yeah, I get it.
00:28:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
But you don't, they don't ever like my, I've had wolf socks for 15 years.
00:28:07
leong kennedick
Just shut down. Just shut down.
00:28:11
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:28:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like I,
00:28:12
leong kennedick
Fucking Sockcast. Nah, but for real though.
00:28:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've had wolf socks for 15 years. That's all i'm going to say. And they last and they still are good.
00:28:22
leong kennedick
Well, these darn tough ones, ah Steve, apparently like if if there's like a hole in them or something, you just like email them. they'll You send them back and they they give you a ah ah gift voucher to to buy another pair.
00:28:32
Steve-O
They're buy it for life.
00:28:35
leong kennedick
Just saying, man.
00:28:35
ThirstTrapLeon
like it's It's not that I would say no to a pair. it's It's just, you know.
00:28:41
leong kennedick
Well, I mean, you got you got a wedding you got a wedding you got a wedding coming up
00:28:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, what's an old thing you want to talk about, Devin?
00:28:43
ThirstTrapLeon
and i feel I don't know.
00:28:43
Steve-O
Yeah, you got it, Devin, you gotta you gotta pull up a an old man thing.
00:28:45
ThirstTrapLeon
no no because like part of me Part of me feels like i'm like I have to think of something cool and hip, but I don't have that.
00:28:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
No. You got to have an old man thing. Like, did you?
00:28:54
Steve-O
We're talking about whittling?
00:28:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, I was talking about my plantar fasciitis earlier.
00:28:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's that.
00:28:58
ThirstTrapLeon
like yeah That's my old thing.
00:28:59
Steve-O
That's very good.
00:29:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's true.
00:29:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
You weren't talking about that on the podcast. This is an old podcast now.
00:29:02
ThirstTrapLeon
It's true.
00:29:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Those are old men.
00:29:05
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah that's what I was talking about, man.
00:29:05
Steve-O
Old cast.
00:29:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Don't you get it
00:29:07
Steve-O
Anti-fan old men.
00:29:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what, Devin?
00:29:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh,
00:29:09
leong kennedick
i art talk about my arthritis yeah Chris I yeah my do your hands get all crackly and shit yeah I got I got laboring I got laboring hand laboring cream like hand cream because
00:29:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have to moisturize now. You want to talk about that? have to fucking moisturize?
00:29:15
Steve-O
oh yeah. Get you a nice quarter zone, Cream.
00:29:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:18
ThirstTrapLeon
What the fuck? do you think that Do you think that's because you keep fucking around with your multi-tool?
00:29:28
leong kennedick
possibly but this was before because I was fucking around with a bunch of like yeah well also it was like the winter was like fucking up like the dryness of my hands yeah
00:29:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:29:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because we're getting old and our skin's drying out.
00:29:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, but John, do you remember doing that when you were young?
00:29:36
Steve-O
a
00:29:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, you don't
00:29:39
leong kennedick
No.
00:29:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Not even the coldest winters ever and the driest winters conditions.
00:29:40
Steve-O
Nah Dude you remember young man Like you would see like an old man's hand And you were like damn they could like They could like just like Shave stuff down
00:29:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, I think I don't I'd like to think I'm not a vain person, but there were one if I once I start getting liver spots, I'm just going hang myself.
00:30:00
ThirstTrapLeon
And to Jenny, I don't mean this in a rude way. But Jenny looked at me and she's like, I think your hair is thinning. And it fucking triggered me for like two days straight.
00:30:12
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's not.
00:30:13
leong kennedick
Welcome to the club, baby.
00:30:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Welcome to club.
00:30:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Just to clarify.
00:30:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Coming home.
00:30:14
Steve-O
Dude, you're in, baby.
00:30:15
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, no. Guys, guys, just to clarify.
00:30:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin's coming at home.
00:30:17
leong kennedick
Hell yeah.
00:30:18
ThirstTrapLeon
It's not. But I was like, why the fuck would you say that?
00:30:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
room
00:30:21
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, you've ruined my day. And then and then I just had I literally walked around the house with a hood up for two days.
00:30:25
leong kennedick
Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.
00:30:29
leong kennedick
Man, you're just so self-conscious.
00:30:30
ThirstTrapLeon
I was like, oh, feet are fucking nice. Yeah.
00:30:32
Steve-O
Did she just drop that on you to fuck with you?
00:30:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Well, because like my to be fair, ah this is the only grace I'll give her.
00:30:35
Steve-O
du
00:30:40
ThirstTrapLeon
It was like one of those days where like I woke up and I hadn't showered and like my hair was all crazy because like I had bedhead. So like your hair is not even looking.
00:30:51
ThirstTrapLeon
So there's just like weird patches.
00:30:52
leong kennedick
Yeah, got to fix it, right?
00:30:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:30:53
leong kennedick
You got to paint it.
00:30:54
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and and i was just and i was just and I was just playing games.
00:30:54
leong kennedick
like
00:30:55
Steve-O
Me too, Devin.
00:30:55
leong kennedick
got you got pint You got to paint over it like Jalen Brown.
00:30:56
Steve-O
Me too, Devin.
00:30:59
ThirstTrapLeon
i was I was playing video games, and she looked at me, and she's like, yo, know are you fucking, why your hair looks so thin?
00:31:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Get
00:31:06
ThirstTrapLeon
i was like, what, what, what'd you say to me?
00:31:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
him, Steve.
00:31:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Look, you.
00:31:11
Steve-O
you know I've just been playing video games. Come on, man.
00:31:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, it's not, though. It's not. I want to clarify, guys. It's not.
00:31:17
Steve-O
It's not perfect head of hair. You should see his dad's hair.
00:31:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Perfect.
00:31:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what I feel like? I feel like Tyrion talking to Jon Snow outside the castle.
00:31:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, my dad has a...
00:31:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's like, wear your flaws like armor, Jon.
00:31:28
leong kennedick
That's funny, Devon, because Sam's, like, guilting me because, you know, she's pregnant now, and I guess I lost some weight, so she's just like, oh what do you, like, a fucking size medium now? And, like, makes me feel guilty, and I'm just like, no.
00:31:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
that...
00:31:41
ThirstTrapLeon
What the fuck?
00:31:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
John! Humble brag over here. Losing weight.
00:31:44
leong kennedick
But, yeah, I mean, it's because it's because i work in a fucking fortress right now, and it's a pain in the ass to leave, so I just eat peanut butter and jelly every day, and then, like,
00:31:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:56
leong kennedick
You know i'm not like really a double double coffee sometimes. Like, that's why I brought a double coffee because because i can't just leave.
00:32:00
Steve-O
Oh, dude. Double coffee and PB&Js?
00:32:03
leong kennedick
yeah when i Yeah, because usually when I'm working at a more relaxed place, I would just go out for lunch for an hour. But like, just...
00:32:09
Steve-O
Dude, and you're all about freaking knives. Not dude, the techs. I think you've been hanging around those techs.
00:32:13
leong kennedick
I've been hanging out. Dude, I'm going to have a motorcycle by the end of the year, an AR-15 strapped.
00:32:17
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:32:21
leong kennedick
Just wait, dog. no and No, no, no, no, no. It's not that. It's not. that drastic. She's just being, you know, pregnant.
00:32:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, no, just, yeah, just, you know. See, that's the thing, man, where I would just double down and just get myself in so much trouble. would just say something gnarly.
00:32:40
Steve-O
Like what? Yeah.
00:32:41
leong kennedick
Why?
00:32:42
ThirstTrapLeon
No, because, like, i my one of my things is a I, like, I'm looking to get a reaction that just makes them make a face.
00:32:42
leong kennedick
why
00:32:55
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, like a disgusted face.
00:32:55
Steve-O
yeah
00:32:56
leong kennedick
You're like, yo oh, you're like, you're like my five-year-old. That's what my fucking five-year-old does.
00:32:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, dude, I thrive off of it. I truly do. mean,
00:33:03
leong kennedick
That's literally what what a toddler does to his parents, Devin.
00:33:06
Steve-O
So you would you would say something back to your pregnant wife in that instant.
00:33:06
leong kennedick
You know?
00:33:09
ThirstTrapLeon
i yeah, it's because I don't know.
00:33:12
Steve-O
And she would look at you so hurt and say, Devin.
00:33:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Like, i if I don't give you the ick more, like, at least six times a day, like, what am I doing?
00:33:19
leong kennedick
my God. Just bitter. You just gotta be bitter.
00:33:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
It explains a lot.
00:33:23
Steve-O
Devin, I am carrying our son, Witcher, go back.
00:33:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:33:27
ThirstTrapLeon
I'd be like, yeah. Wager Kovac. Yeah.
00:33:31
Steve-O
In the movie.
00:33:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh my god. Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:33:32
ThirstTrapLeon
i' be like listen's I'd be like, listen, somebody in this house needs to get in shape.
00:33:36
Steve-O
yeah
00:33:36
ThirstTrapLeon
You disgust me. And then I'd and i'd leave.
00:33:37
leong kennedick
Oh my god, dude!
00:33:38
Steve-O
Oh, Jesus.
00:33:40
leong kennedick
Well, pray you're never in this situation as me.
00:33:40
ThirstTrapLeon
and that's That's a bit. you know You know what I do, though? this is This is the shield. This is the shield I give myself, and it's worked zero times, is I say, I was going to say something, but I'm not, which then obviously prompts them.
00:33:54
leong kennedick
You say that out loud?
00:33:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, well, you can't say that.
00:33:55
leong kennedick
Oh my god, you're...
00:33:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which then prompts them to say, well, what were going to say? And I say, and then I tell them, I say, it's illegal for you to get mad, and then I say it.
00:33:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course.
00:34:04
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's it has 0.0% success rate, but...
00:34:05
leong kennedick
you're
00:34:08
Steve-O
It's legal agenda.
00:34:08
leong kennedick
you're a like You're a literal child.
00:34:09
ThirstTrapLeon
i
00:34:10
leong kennedick
This is what children do, Devin.
00:34:10
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm like, I said, I'm like, it's illegal for you to get mad at me about this.
00:34:12
leong kennedick
That's what children do.
00:34:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Cause I said, you asked me, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to grow as a person, but you've, you, I gaslight them.
00:34:19
leong kennedick
Okay, promise you ah promise you won't be mad.
00:34:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. I gaslight them a hundred percent.
00:34:23
leong kennedick
Fuck you. Yeah, that's you.
00:34:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. You know, i don't
Film Adaptations: 'Project Hail Mary'
00:34:28
ThirstTrapLeon
know. I, there's just something wrong with me. is It's the problem.
00:34:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Just like that corn song said.
00:34:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:35
leong kennedick
Anyway. Anyway, ah news.
00:34:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Anyway, let's transition into a...
00:34:39
leong kennedick
Steve, did you watch the movie? I didn't watch it with them. I watched it the other day.
00:34:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah.
00:34:43
Steve-O
I have not seen this movie.
00:34:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve, did you watch the movie?
00:34:45
Steve-O
I i do want to see this movie.
00:34:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
The movie.
00:34:48
Steve-O
It sounds really good.
00:34:48
leong kennedick
Yeah, we won't spoil it for you.
00:34:50
Steve-O
We're talking about ah Project Hail Mary, right?
00:34:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Got it in one, Steve. That's exactly right. um
00:34:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh...
00:34:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Myself and Devin burped our way through a viewing.
00:34:58
Steve-O
Yeah,
00:34:59
leong kennedick
Wait, yeah, Steve, you want to take a walk? Steve, you want to take a walk?
00:35:02
Steve-O
yeah I can take a walk for a little bit.
00:35:03
leong kennedick
Take a walk for a little bit.
00:35:04
Steve-O
I can take a walk.
00:35:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah...
00:35:04
Steve-O
Text me text me on my phone when you guys are done talking about spoilers because I am very interested in this film.
00:35:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's text this.
00:35:07
leong kennedick
Alright, I will.
00:35:09
Steve-O
It sounds like it's awesome.
00:35:10
leong kennedick
Yeah, I don't want i want to spoil anything. I don't want to spoil anything.
00:35:12
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't think we're going to spoil it.
00:35:13
Steve-O
And it also features ah the multi-tool that John bought. He bought a second one.
00:35:17
leong kennedick
Oh, no, no, no!
00:35:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Which is why John saw it.
00:35:18
leong kennedick
That's the that's the one that's the one i'm I might want to get next because it's the it's the bigger version of the one I have. so i have a I don't know.
00:35:26
Steve-O
right. Well, that's the spoilers because I don't know about this multi-tool.
00:35:27
leong kennedick
It might be too big.
00:35:29
Steve-O
So I'll be right back.
00:35:33
leong kennedick
So what? Chris, I have
00:35:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Now that he left, we can start talking about porn.
00:35:36
leong kennedick
i have question I have questions for you, Chris, as somebody who read the book.
00:35:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm.
00:35:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, shit. Never mind. Oh, yeah, of course. So, um yeah, just to say.
00:35:43
leong kennedick
as my my brother my my My brother-in-law, my sister's husband, said it's one of his favorite books he's read like in recent time.
00:35:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's fantastic. The Martian and this are wonderful books.
00:35:52
leong kennedick
i But he didn't but he didn't watch he didn't watch the movie yet, so I'm wondering if... film like did you Do you think that if you had just went in without knowing anything, like you would you would you would like it you would like the movie more or something?
00:36:05
leong kennedick
That's what I'm hearing from some people.
00:36:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think the book was written to be made into a movie.
00:36:09
leong kennedick
Okay, it write it reads like a movie.
00:36:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
One million percent.
00:36:12
leong kennedick
like
00:36:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
A movie?
00:36:13
leong kennedick
Did they do the same like time jumps that they do in the movie?
00:36:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes.
00:36:16
leong kennedick
Okay, I figured as much, because you...
00:36:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes. you're You're learning everything about ah Grace as he's learning everything about Grace.
00:36:23
leong kennedick
Because that was kind of like a little, like, I don't know if if you guys, if Devin, if you felt the same, but like um like, it was kind of a gut punch when you find out that he didn't even want to go. Like, he really didn't want to go.
00:36:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a wonderful scene in the book.
00:36:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, in the in the trailers, I think part of it is I'm like, how does he get convinced to go?
00:36:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's wonderful scene.
00:36:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Because I'm like, this... Because in the trailers, he's like, no, I'm a fucking schoolteacher. And I'm like, yeah, you're a schoolteacher, dude.
00:36:47
leong kennedick
Well, no, but but, yeah, but the thing is, like, yeah, that, I mean, that that's the way I went down that path was like, Oh, maybe he just decides to do it. Maybe the kids, his students convince him or something because he's a teacher, you know?
00:36:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, maybe he just finds that heroic, you know...
00:37:01
leong kennedick
But they fucking, they actually like, there's like, I've like ethics, like, like imbalance in my brain about whether or not that was the right thing to do or not, you know, like, cause like, yeah, it's a dick move, but also like it kind of worked out and nobody else would have been the same as him.
00:37:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, 100%. Yeah. It's like worked out, but.
00:37:22
leong kennedick
You know, they wouldn't have, Like, I guess that's that's the reveal, right?
00:37:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. And it really informs his decision, I think, at the end of the movie, too.
00:37:25
leong kennedick
Is, like, that's why.
00:37:30
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, it's like what?
00:37:30
leong kennedick
Yeah, ah did it end?
00:37:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
00:37:31
leong kennedick
Does the book end the same way, Chris?
00:37:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, actually.
00:37:35
leong kennedick
Like, is he is he on Erida?
00:37:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
00:37:38
leong kennedick
Is it Erida?
00:37:39
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Iridian or something.
00:37:39
leong kennedick
How do you pronounce it? it really
00:37:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, no, that that definitely ends the same way as the book. But I'm...
00:37:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Hold on.
00:37:51
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:37:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's like I'm trying to read...
00:37:52
leong kennedick
so like No, but, like,
00:37:52
ThirstTrapLeon
you
00:37:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm trying to remember...
00:37:53
leong kennedick
thank you do they Do they keep it the question up in the air whether or not he decides to go back? Because they figure out a way to get him back to Earth. Or does he just stay there?
00:38:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, no. He stays on Iridian. he He has no reason to go back.
00:38:07
leong kennedick
Okay, good.
00:38:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's actually a really faithful adaptation as far as like the structure of the book and the general plot points.
00:38:15
leong kennedick
And I read, dude, I read, it made me emotional. And I read that, like, they don't reveal, that i don't know if they revealed this in the movie I didn't pick up on it, but, like, the book readers on the subreddit are like, yeah, they don't really go into it, but, like, Rocky was there for, like, 50 years before Grace even shows up.
00:38:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes. Yes. he He was there for a long time.
00:38:34
leong kennedick
He was just by himself. Oh, God, my heart, dude.
00:38:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hibernating. Yeah.
00:38:38
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's here. Here's the difference from the book to the movie here here. Here's the big difference. When I read the book, I had no idea that Rocky existed.
00:38:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
I had no idea that he was going to an alien. There is no, no point in the book halfway through the book where you're at any way, like know that he's going to meet an extraterrestrial but then it happens and the book it is a shock in that way I did not expect that to happen yes
00:39:07
leong kennedick
yeah And then it becomes such a major part of the everything. like it's like It's not like, oh, he comes across an alien. like It's like, oh, they actually have to work together and they have to figure out how to communicate because they're both alone.
00:39:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
because they're alone and theyre they're not the heroes the classic heroes of the story you know
00:39:24
leong kennedick
Yeah, it'ss it's so good. It's such a good story. Right.
00:39:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
And that's kind of the whole point of the of the book. Like these guys can be heroes like anybody else. You know, they don't, they didn't have it in their DNA. They, they, one's an engineer. All Rocky knows how to build shit.
00:39:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Really.
00:39:44
leong kennedick
Yeah. they No, the what really like kind of fucked me up was the fact that
00:39:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know. It
00:39:49
leong kennedick
his species doesn't even know they didn't even, they're not even aware of relativity and that concept or radiation.
00:39:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
were radiations.
00:39:57
leong kennedick
And I guess that's why
00:39:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I really like that. Like, just because he's an alien doesn't mean he's just like infinitely smarter.
00:40:03
leong kennedick
Right. Yeah. It's, it's, it's kind of, i don't want to say it's realistic, but it's like kind of grounded in that, in that way, because like, because then he figures out that he does have enough astrophage to allow him to go home, but he would have to wait a little bit longer.
00:40:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:40:16
leong kennedick
Like he, because of relativity, because of you know by time dilation or whatever whatever it is.
00:40:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
From what I imagine,
00:40:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
from the book, and I think this got across in the movie, the Iridian people, they were very good at building things, but they never went into space. And when they had to go into space, they were very good at building a ship to go into space, but they didn't really have a lot of general wisdom about space because they didn't have her go into it.
00:40:33
leong kennedick
Right.
00:40:41
leong kennedick
Right.
00:40:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
They never needed to. So it to them, everything that Rocky is learning, he's learning like on the fly when they're out there. And that's kind of the impression you get from the book.
00:40:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
And i and it they're one he's so wonderful.
00:40:56
leong kennedick
Who's going to beat Rocky for Hero of the Year this year for us?
00:40:59
ThirstTrapLeon
you
00:41:00
leong kennedick
Nobody.
00:41:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, no, that's...
00:41:02
leong kennedick
He's the best, dude.
00:41:02
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
00:41:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
and Dude,
00:41:05
leong kennedick
so they today i got I'm assuming they did a good job of of portraying Rocky in the movie, right?
00:41:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
that's like the best part. If you can get that right, you get everything right about the book.
00:41:13
leong kennedick
you got The whole movie's right, yeah.
00:41:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
You get Rocky right. It's really that's everything else is easy.
00:41:20
leong kennedick
because i If I recall correctly, Chris, like one of your concerns, I guess, I think it was you.
00:41:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, sure.
00:41:27
leong kennedick
with ah with ah When they first announced the movie was that Ryan Gosling is like kind of like too hot to be Rylan Grace because he's not really supposed to be like. did Did they portray his character correct like accurately?
00:41:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, there's there's an interesting thing they were able to do. And i it was in the book, too. And I never really thought about it. um So they they have to keep their muscles in shape while they're in the coma.
00:41:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
So they have they're they're hooked up with all these electrical impulse machines that are constantly just exciting their muscles while they're sleeping. So that when so dont know atrophy, exactly.
00:42:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, so they don't atrophy.
00:42:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
So when he wakes up, he's like ripped.
00:42:07
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, it's it's funny. I don't know if you caught this in the movie, but when he's writing on the board when he wakes up, he's like, Bustles, did I always have them?
00:42:08
leong kennedick
Oh.
00:42:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah That's a big part of it.
00:42:15
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah.
00:42:16
ThirstTrapLeon
i was like, that's pretty funny. Because again, yeah, it's just like Ryan Gosling is just like naturally in crazy shape all the time.
00:42:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
I guess it's the flashback scenes. They did make him look thinner and smaller.
00:42:27
leong kennedick
Well, they put that so they put that sweater on them constantly.
00:42:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm.
00:42:29
leong kennedick
So he's like, you can't really see any definition on his body at all, really.
00:42:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:42:34
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, it kind of reminded me, this is a weird comparison, but do you remember ah Pineapple Express with James Franco, where he was like fresh off of like Spider-Man 3, so he was like super ripped?
00:42:43
leong kennedick
yeah
00:42:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah.
00:42:50
ThirstTrapLeon
And then he just like...
00:42:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes. and They put him in sweatpants the whole movie.
00:42:52
ThirstTrapLeon
They just kept putting in like sweatpants and like sweaters. And he's like, he's bursting out of his fucking but like his shirt. And you're like, bro, clearly you're in insane shape.
00:43:04
leong kennedick
Sam, um, Sam had no, she never watched any trailers, didn't know what the movie was about, didn't even know Ryan Gosling was in it.
00:43:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
00:43:11
leong kennedick
And, uh, dude, like, in the in the beginning, she was like, is this ah is this based on a true true story?
00:43:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Pulled a Waldo.
00:43:16
leong kennedick
I was like, uh, I was like, just watch, I guess. And then she's like, oh, okay, it's not. She fucking loved it.
00:43:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Were you just like, yes, that's good.
00:43:23
leong kennedick
She loved the movie. She really loved it.
00:43:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's it's It's such a heartwarming film and book. um And it was hard not to to fall in love with it.
00:43:31
leong kennedick
Did you, do you like this, do you like that book more than The Martian?
00:43:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
I do, yeah. the The Martian is good, but it's it's just Mark Watney by himself on a planet.
00:43:36
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:43:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
And it flashes back home every once in a while.
00:43:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:43:45
leong kennedick
And he's an actual astronaut.
00:43:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what these are?
00:43:47
leong kennedick
He's not like a fucking...
00:43:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're like funny versions of the book Hatchet that we all had to read in middle school. At least I had to.
00:43:55
leong kennedick
I didn't have to read that book. i don't even know what that is.
00:43:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's It's basically like this survival book where like somebody crash lands on an island and they have to learn how to survive. And there's all these like practical tips that they put in to to to survive. And whenever wilderness or thing that they're in.
00:44:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's basically what The Martian and and Project Hail Mary are. like They're survival books. like They're in this foreign land and they have to learn to adapt and they do and then they escape and survive.
00:44:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I've been reading those for a long time and it's always a really it's an easy story to tell because all the conflict is based on the environment.
00:44:42
leong kennedick
Right.
00:44:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
there's There's no villain. Right?
00:44:45
leong kennedick
Yeah, it's just like this is what's happening and we have to deal with it.
00:44:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like...
00:44:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's man versus nature.
00:44:48
leong kennedick
Like, yeah.
00:44:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
and And that's always an easy way to make a movie less dark. Especially one about the end of the world. Which is what this was about.
00:45:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know? Ultimately.
00:45:02
ThirstTrapLeon
did ah Chris, did you read Artemis?
00:45:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
i didn't...
00:45:05
ThirstTrapLeon
sir
00:45:05
leong kennedick
Is that another Andy Weir movie?
00:45:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, like it's...
00:45:08
leong kennedick
Or a book?
00:45:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's probably going to be...
00:45:10
ThirstTrapLeon
no Yeah, no, of Phil Lord, Lord Spencer, Spencer Lord.
00:45:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
00:45:14
ThirstTrapLeon
um
00:45:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Lord Spencer and Miller.
00:45:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Lord Spencer! Lord Miller!
00:45:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Lord Miller.
00:45:20
ThirstTrapLeon
They're They're working on ah another book called Artemis, which is another. So he has one, two, three, four books. Three of them are getting movies or are movies.
00:45:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
I read two of them.
00:45:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:45:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
I read those two.
00:45:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Theft of Pride was his first one. The Martian, Artemis and then Project Hail Mary was his last one. Man, 2021. So this came out and then was quick.
00:45:44
leong kennedick
Dude, there was a post-credits scene for Project Hail Mary?
00:45:49
ThirstTrapLeon
No, I looked it up. Apparently there's a um Rocky saying says something at the end of the credits, but in his language. And that's kind of it.
00:46:00
leong kennedick
Oh.
00:46:01
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, you suck my butt.
00:46:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
my butt.
00:46:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Did a dude you cry, John?
00:46:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I teared up a little.
00:46:09
leong kennedick
Dude, I cried like five times.
00:46:10
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:46:13
leong kennedick
Dude, it's like, it that yeah, it was really emotional, dude.
00:46:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
I teared up a little. The part that made me cry is the same part in the book where he talks about all of his crewmates dying.
00:46:16
leong kennedick
That a movie.
00:46:20
leong kennedick
Oh, my God, dude.
00:46:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
That really, that fucked me up.
00:46:22
leong kennedick
Brutal.
00:46:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
That fucks me up. Every time.
00:46:24
leong kennedick
And then, like, just the like the the primitive way he has to say it because it has to be translated a certain way.
00:46:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, dude.
00:46:32
leong kennedick
It's like, it just fucking as fucking fucked me up, dog. Like, lot of those moments fucked me um
00:46:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
But they...
00:46:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, i really I really love the voice that they give him. Whoever, apparently, which is, ah he was one of the, so on set, they actually had like a robotic Rocky.
00:46:49
ThirstTrapLeon
um That he would, be yeah, and the puppeteer is the guy who did the voice.
00:46:49
leong kennedick
Yeah, there's like a pup if they had like a puppet type thing.
00:46:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's cool.
00:46:55
leong kennedick
okay
00:46:55
ThirstTrapLeon
So fucking shout outs to that guy.
00:46:58
ThirstTrapLeon
think I did a.
00:46:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
He probably was feeding Ryan Gosling lines and they were like, that guy's great.
00:47:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's just bank him the voice.
00:47:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. ah Yeah. So Artemis is about a moon porter. She's the only person on shocker. It's about somebody being secluded in space.
00:47:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, that's the thing.
00:47:16
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
00:47:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're just these survival novels and they're really great because it's not fair.
00:47:20
leong kennedick
ah Chris, would you would you have gone back? Would you have gone back for Rocky, or would you have just went home?
00:47:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, my God.
00:47:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
yes I'd go back for Rocky I'd fucking turn around immediately fuck earth man i agree with Rylan Grace
00:47:28
ThirstTrapLeon
That was brutal. Yeah.
00:47:35
leong kennedick
I mean, they they told him, though.
00:47:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:47:37
leong kennedick
they They told him that he didn't really have a life at Earth. It didn't really matter.
00:47:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah they did he didn't i mean he was he loved being a teacher that's one thing that was in the book that wasn't emphasized but he got to be a teacher on Iridian so like what does it matter
00:47:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:47:42
leong kennedick
They basically told him.
00:47:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Exactly.
00:47:51
leong kennedick
Do they, is it all like the the way the book's written, is it written like Grace is speaking in first person or is it like different perspectives or is there like a raw narrator?
00:47:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, it's all on his mind.
00:48:01
leong kennedick
it's all It's all via Grace.
00:48:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's all on his.
00:48:03
leong kennedick
It's all via Grace.
00:48:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Via Grace. Yeah, there's no time where you go into anybody else's mind.
00:48:06
leong kennedick
Hail Mary full of Grace, Chris.
00:48:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
He is a huge nerd, too, and he talks about how he he doesn't curse.
00:48:08
leong kennedick
Is that what it is?
00:48:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because he's...
00:48:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:48:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
any that's Well, that's the thing.
00:48:14
leong kennedick
i mean, he he didn't in the movie.
00:48:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
he That's how he figures out he's a teacher in the book. He's like, why do I not curse? Like, what's going on? And he's like, oh, oh, and then the the he you know flashes back to him being a teacher.
00:48:28
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:48:29
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:48:31
leong kennedick
Yeah, him like him like deciding to to just send the the the drones back to Earth and like just without a second thought, just did it, just went back to to get Rocky.
00:48:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
so That was his friend, dude.
00:48:44
leong kennedick
And I was like, oh, man, like if this is yeah, well, I was like, if this if this was made by anybody else, Rocky would just be dead but when he went off.
00:48:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
but The way I gather it it, it would be like if one of you were out there alone and I was like, I'd fucking turn around in a heartbeat. They wouldn't even question it.
00:48:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:49:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Cause who else would, so could save you in that scenario too.
00:49:02
ThirstTrapLeon
But, uh,
00:49:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Right.
00:49:06
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:49:07
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah. I'll be honest. When I was first, watch cause I had heard really good things like in the lead up and i was like, man, i like I was, I was enjoying it, but I wasn't really feeling it, you know, up until Rocky shows up.
00:49:22
leong kennedick
I was interested in all the science stuff.
00:49:22
ThirstTrapLeon
i was like, okay.
00:49:24
leong kennedick
I thought that was super interesting.
00:49:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Me too.
00:49:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:49:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's something I love about the book and the movie. And what I like a little bit more than The Martian too is I think it kind of stuck to a lot of the theoretical science that was involved. The only thing it cut out from the book that I thought was interesting was them nuking Antarctica completely.
00:49:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was...
00:49:47
leong kennedick
Is that where they were at the end? Where they found is the Beatles?
00:49:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think so, but like that was a big part of the book because they wanted to
00:49:54
ThirstTrapLeon
but She could have been anywhere because I think at that point the the planet had gotten pretty cold.
00:49:56
leong kennedick
Yeah. they just They just tracked where it was.
00:49:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
they won And everything was getting cold.
00:49:59
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:50:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, everything was getting...
00:50:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:50:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Everywhere it was cold at that point. um But yeah, like, they that part was a ah big part of the book because they're like, what what the fuck are we doing? and Like, that's Rylan Grace's perspective on it.
00:50:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, he didn't understand that at all. And had to be like explained to him multiple times why it's like, this is our only option to stay alive while this Hail Mary project goes on.
00:50:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
So yeah, that that was the only exclusion. But other than that, I think it's a really faithful adaptation.
00:50:34
leong kennedick
Okay. They pretty much took everything in. Like, used it.
00:50:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. And it's a great book and it's great movie. And it's always great to watch a great adaptation of a book you really like. Like that's there's this is iss really no better feeling for somebody ah likes movies for me. Like, you know, at that point, you're like oh, this is exactly the way I envisioned it.
00:51:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're at least pretty close to how the plot was going to go. it's it's fun to watch, man. was a great movie.
00:51:08
leong kennedick
Yeah, i want to see I want to see it again. i want to watch it again.
00:51:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Big time. Mary for me.
00:51:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:14
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:14
ThirstTrapLeon
i'd it Yeah, I think i would so I would see it again with Jenny.
00:51:15
leong kennedick
Big time, Mary.
00:51:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Jenny was... ah No.
00:51:20
leong kennedick
Oh, she didn't watch it with you guys? She would like it, I think.
00:51:22
ThirstTrapLeon
um i Yeah, we we could text Steve back because I can talk about a movie that we saw last week.
00:51:25
leong kennedick
All right, text them.
00:51:30
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Chris was also there.
Film Critiques and Discussions
00:51:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes.
00:51:32
ThirstTrapLeon
This is a movie I brought Jenny to um and she fell asleep during it.
00:51:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Which I completely understand.
00:51:38
ThirstTrapLeon
which ah Which was Undertone. i had heard about Undertone. i saw a trailer like months ago.
00:51:50
ThirstTrapLeon
i was like, oh, that could be good. um And then, you know, what I heard it was good. And then we watched it. And you don't have to go into like super specifics about it.
00:52:03
ThirstTrapLeon
But listen, I saw a horror movie.
00:52:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
What specifics?
00:52:07
ThirstTrapLeon
I saw a horror movie. I got spooked out. And i don't, I think in terms of of a concept, yeah, Undertone.
00:52:14
leong kennedick
Was it Undertome?
00:52:17
ThirstTrapLeon
I think in terms of a concept, it it worked, right? um It's not the best horror film I've ever seen. It's not the scariest movie I've ever seen. But like, I so i went to a movie to see something scary. I got scared.
00:52:33
ThirstTrapLeon
So it's kind of hard for me to walk away and be like, that was a bad experience. Because it wasn't. um I think it's a movie that works once and that's it.
00:52:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think it was one of the
00:52:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
one of the most forgettable films I'll see all year.
00:52:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
00:52:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going to forget about this movie entirely by the end of the year. I'm not even going remember seeing it with Devin. It's going to be a moment of time that has been completely carved out.
00:52:57
ThirstTrapLeon
We're like, Chris, remember under, you know, when, when a man, when a madman has a gun to my head and he says, tell me the third act of undertone, you're read, you better pull that trigger.
00:52:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
and right Shotted to a void.
00:53:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're going be like, ah but here's the deal, too. At the same time, it's so cookie cutter, exorcist, haunting plot that you can kind of just describe it from bare memory of other films that are exactly like it.
00:53:25
ThirstTrapLeon
The audio works right.
00:53:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the problem.
00:53:28
ThirstTrapLeon
That's...
00:53:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, the the audio is the best part of the movie by far, but there's nothing else to it.
00:53:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:53:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's substanceless. The that script is dog shit. And and the the characters are really one-dimensional.
00:53:41
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't... have
00:53:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, they're skeptics.
00:53:44
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, yeah, listen. this the The thing is, is I came off of Scream 7, you know, and I saw this. I was like, oh, this is good.
00:53:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's your own fault.
00:53:52
ThirstTrapLeon
is good movie. Yeah. No, that's fair. That's fair. um what still But still, like the reality is is i was i was creeped out.
00:53:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's not mine.
00:54:01
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, the what am I going to undertone?
00:54:02
Steve-O
What movie is this? What are you talking about?
00:54:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
um We're talking about Undertone, Steve.
00:54:04
leong kennedick
Undertale.
00:54:06
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Okay. I was like, damn, wait, I thought y'all liked Project Hail Mary. What the fuck?
00:54:10
ThirstTrapLeon
That'd be funny if we told you to come back and then we were still talking about it.
00:54:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no. This is...
00:54:12
Steve-O
but
00:54:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, yeah, fuck you, Steve.
00:54:15
Steve-O
yeah
00:54:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ultimately a very forgettable horror movie that I would not recommend.
00:54:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. But I enjoyed it. I would... Ooh. So you give it a kill?
00:54:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
i am killing it.
00:54:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. I can't say that.
00:54:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm killing it based on, too, the end of the film not actually being an end. It just stopped.
00:54:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, that's fair. Uh, I can't co-sign. I give it a fuck. Um, I also saw the bride. I took myself on a little movie date and this is a weird movie, man.
00:54:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Um, and overall not a good movie. Um,
00:54:49
Steve-O
Is this the ah Bride of Frankenstein movie or.
00:54:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
You better believe it is.
00:54:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the one with um Christian Bale.
00:54:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Academy Award winning Jesse Buckley as well.
00:55:00
Steve-O
Jay Buck.
00:55:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
J-Boat.
00:55:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's um it does this thing that I hate, ah which is it introduces a really wild thing.
00:55:13
ThirstTrapLeon
And then my brain is now preoccupied with wondering if they're ever going to go back and explain that. And then the movie ends and they never do. And I'm like, the whole movie, I'm just like, are they going go back to this?
00:55:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's how good movies should be, right?
00:55:29
ThirstTrapLeon
and they And they don't. So it's not a spoiler, really. this is just like the to explain what I'm talking about is the movie starts with Jesse Buckley playing Mary Shelley in like this weird, you know, she's just in a dark room and she's like, ah, I wrote this book on a day. bla blah And she's just talking about how she died.
00:55:56
ThirstTrapLeon
She's like, oh, the cancer got me. And I have one more story to tell, but I'm going to try to break out and tell the story. And you're like, okay, is this just a preamble to the movie? And then she sees the bride, because this movie takes place in like the 60s.
00:56:13
ThirstTrapLeon
And she's just like a just like a ah side piece, you know, it' like that kind of mobster 60s era. And she's like, i see her breaking. And like she's just, and then she possesses the the woman.
00:56:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
00:56:31
ThirstTrapLeon
who then Yes. And then she's like bugging out in the bar because she's like, i I don't know what's happening. And then she's just literally Mary Shelley is like possessing her to the point where like she freaks out and then the mobsters kill her slash she it's an accident and she falls down the stairs and then fucking dies.
00:56:53
ThirstTrapLeon
So the entire impetus of the film is Mary Shelley possesses her. The author of the book possesses her and then kills her, gets her killed. And then when they bring her back, she still is like bouncing between, you know, this person who doesn't remember what happened and Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein.
00:57:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's laying it on kind of thick.
00:57:15
ThirstTrapLeon
And then the whole movie, I'm like, are they going to go somewhere with this?
00:57:17
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:57:20
ThirstTrapLeon
And they don't. So it's just this weird fucking thing that's just happening randomly throughout the movie. And i really could not stand it. i I fucking hated it.
00:57:30
leong kennedick
Thank you.
00:57:32
ThirstTrapLeon
The movie is okay. um It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be, I guess, in terms of, like, performances. ah Christian Bale's fine. But, again, it kind of, like...
00:57:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
You said that when you saw the trailer that this might be one of the worst.
00:57:49
ThirstTrapLeon
I thought he was going to get, like, Razzie nominated.
00:57:52
Steve-O
Really? Oh, man.
00:57:52
ThirstTrapLeon
and And I thought she was going to get like lauded for the role. And it turns out they're just both like pretty good in this movie.
00:57:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Neat. Both average, average performances.
00:58:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah. They're both like pretty good in it. um Definitely wouldn't say it was bad. um But like, yeah, man. And in the, I guess in the universe,
00:58:15
ThirstTrapLeon
vi Victor Frankenstein is a real person. So it was kind of like known about he did this thing. So when he's like walking around, they're shocked, but they're like not completely surprised by this, I guess.
00:58:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
00:58:30
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's just, yeah.
00:58:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a take. wouldn't you.
00:58:35
ThirstTrapLeon
it's It's a weird take. And then, yeah, man, I don't know. i just, but unfortunately, Again, just watching the movie. I'm like, are they going to explain this Mary Shelley possession thing? And they don't.
00:58:50
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, I fucking... 80% of my mental faculties was going into like figuring and I couldn't stop thinking about this. And then, yeah. and then just kind of that um So I would say... a slight kill.
00:59:06
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't think I'd give it a fuck.
00:59:07
leong kennedick
Damn.
00:59:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Um...
00:59:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Slitting its throats.
00:59:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, but also super quick. I polished off one piece on Netflix season two.
00:59:16
Steve-O
Oh, how was it?
00:59:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Quite good. um The.
00:59:23
leong kennedick
Sorry, yawned when you said One Piece.
00:59:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Production design in the show is out of control. It's Guillermo esque.
00:59:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:59:29
ThirstTrapLeon
It's Guillermo del Toro.
00:59:29
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
00:59:30
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, like how Frankenstein just cleaned up. um It's like that, like ah I kind of watch it and I'm like, where how do they get the budget for this?
00:59:40
Steve-O
That's a later season.
00:59:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Like it's crazy. Because everybody, because it's so like objectively and like shamelessly anime, and but it's played straight.
00:59:42
Steve-O
Stranger Things money.
00:59:49
ThirstTrapLeon
And honestly, it's like, that's the way to do it, I guess.
00:59:50
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:59:54
ThirstTrapLeon
And for some reason it worked with it works with this and not Cowboy Bebop.
00:59:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Also, they don't make like crazy wild character changes.
00:59:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nope.
01:00:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Or UU Hawk show either.
01:00:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, right. That was a movie, though, right?
01:00:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, that was that was a show they were trying to make.
01:00:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, fuck. That's right. Yeah. i mean, to be fair, like the creator of One Piece is heavily involved with the show. um He apparently calls it his retirement plan.
01:00:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Because he's like, yeah, like when One Piece is over, he's like, I'll just work on this. And he already has like a specific ending for the Netflix show. um And again, it's it's.
01:00:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
When One Piece is gonna
01:00:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's it's been, so apparently, this is just some late Googling I've done. Apparently, it's in its final arc. But then he's like, don't worry, there's still years left.
01:00:44
ThirstTrapLeon
And i was like, fucking okay.
01:00:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whoa, that's crazy.
01:00:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Cool, I guess.
01:00:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that how arcs are supposed to work?
01:00:51
ThirstTrapLeon
You know what? Attack on Titan was the same way. um But but he's apparently he's like, for the Netflix One Piece show, he's like, no, there's like a specific ending in mind.
01:01:02
Steve-O
Daniel.
01:01:04
ThirstTrapLeon
And, you know, because clearly they're just jumping. They're not jumping around, but they're just moving at their their own unique pace for that.
01:01:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Now, Devin, you confided to me that you're planning on not only reading the manga, but watching the anime in under a week?
01:01:19
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:01:20
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
01:01:21
Steve-O
damn
01:01:21
leong kennedick
yeah ye That's your challenge this year.
01:01:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
In under a week?
01:01:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Under a week, yeah. You know what you know whats you know what's fucked? Is Jenny just put on One Piece, the anime, right where like season two stops.
01:01:34
ThirstTrapLeon
She's like, oh, this is this is like the the arc that like ah because she was like, oh like how many episodes of the anime are we like, would we be at? And I, you know, went on Netflix and I was like, yeah, I think we're on like episode like 90 in the alabaster alabaster arc or whatever.
01:01:52
Steve-O
But how many episodes have you watched of the actual show, the Netflix show?
01:01:58
ThirstTrapLeon
I've seen all both seasons. So I think there's 12 episodes a season.
01:02:00
Steve-O
How many episodes would that be, though?
01:02:05
Steve-O
That's not bad, Devin.
01:02:05
ThirstTrapLeon
ah No, no, maybe eight, maybe eight, maybe eight a season.
01:02:09
Steve-O
That's not bad at all. 24 episodes and you're already 90 episodes into the anime.
01:02:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. But but yeah, no, but then she just fucking put it on and or just started watching it.
01:02:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's still a thousand more episodes to go.
01:02:22
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, and it's not it's not one to one.
01:02:22
Steve-O
Dude, you're done. You're cooked. You're cooked.
01:02:26
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't think I'm I don't I don't think I'm cooked.
01:02:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
guys cook.
01:02:26
Steve-O
You're going to be watching that whole show by the end of the year.
01:02:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Guys cook. Stick a fork in them.
01:02:31
Steve-O
Take a fork in dude You're going to be having us dress up like straw pirates at your fucking wedding.
01:02:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Orson man. ah there is something super fucking cool about pirates, though. It's so it's such a cool world.
01:02:42
Steve-O
I told you, man.
01:02:43
ThirstTrapLeon
It really is.
01:02:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devon likes a pirate.
01:02:48
ThirstTrapLeon
i do. I'm I'm a fan.
01:02:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
a Yeah, I know.
01:02:49
ThirstTrapLeon
i'm a fan
01:02:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm pointing it out.
01:02:51
Steve-O
A pirate's life for he.
01:02:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a fact.
01:02:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I would give this a good sit, I would say.
01:02:56
Steve-O
Good sit. All right.
01:02:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Good sit.
01:02:56
Steve-O
that's Love that.
01:02:58
leong kennedick
guys Did you guys watch Daredevil? deev Isn't Daredevil out now?
01:03:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
01:03:03
Steve-O
i
01:03:03
ThirstTrapLeon
I think it's out this week. I don't think it's out yet.
01:03:04
Steve-O
Yeah, I saw people were talking about it.
01:03:05
leong kennedick
ah Sam stamp told me last week that it's out.
01:03:07
ThirstTrapLeon
i heard i heard Invincible started.
01:03:08
leong kennedick
I didn't believe her.
01:03:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, I watched that.
01:03:10
Steve-O
They've been... You've been watching Invincible?
01:03:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:03:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh yeah! I watched the first three episodes, yes.
01:03:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Well, real quick.
01:03:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Woo!
01:03:18
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Season two, Daredevil, 24th. So tomorrow.
01:03:26
ThirstTrapLeon
um Invincible good.
01:03:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Uh... Invincible is... is, man, it's... Shit is happening, you know? i don't want to spoil anything.
01:03:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
People be lying, Devin.
01:03:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man.
01:03:41
Steve-O
People be lying.
01:03:41
ThirstTrapLeon
I love liars.
01:03:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
People be lying. in i think you know what I'm talking about. About a certain somebody that somebody kept alive.
01:03:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Probably.
01:03:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:03:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
all coming back. The roosters are coming home, Steve, to roost.
01:04:01
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
01:04:03
Steve-O
roosting.
01:04:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
um Yeah, that kind of shit's happening in Invincible, and i'm I'm loving it, and... You learned about the Voltramites. That's awesome. About what happened to them.
01:04:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's good stuff, man. And its soundtrack fucking rocks. Fucking rocks.
01:04:21
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, yeah, the the the needle drops in that show have always been pretty great.
01:04:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah They're so good. The silent moments of that show are the best moments of that show. Hands down. It's just music and animation and they're showing you something like horrific.
01:04:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's occurring. ah Man, Invincible is a great show. It really is. It's always consistently good. Yeah, this this season is great.
01:04:47
ThirstTrapLeon
And it didn't take like five years to come out, like season one and season two.
01:04:50
Steve-O
Firing in all cylinders.
01:04:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
And you know what? We got one more season after this. I think that's confirmed.
01:04:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:04:56
leong kennedick
And that's it?
01:04:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
so And that's it. And that's great. This show is...
01:04:59
Steve-O
They bagging it up there?
01:05:01
ThirstTrapLeon
They're double bagging it up, dude.
01:05:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think so if they're, yeah, you could feel like they're, they're putting on two bags in this, in the season.
01:05:02
leong kennedick
They bagging
01:05:08
leong kennedick
They bagging it, baby?
01:05:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
So bagging it up. Definitely.
01:05:12
Steve-O
Sheesh.
01:05:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Putting all eight heads in the duffel bag, as Devin used to say, this is an eight head in a duffel bag situation.
01:05:14
leong kennedick
looked bag it up.
01:05:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:05:17
Steve-O
This is an eight header.
01:05:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, i like like my favorite movie, Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag, followed by Seven Psychopaths.
01:05:25
Steve-O
I thought it was stop or my mom will shoot.
01:05:27
ThirstTrapLeon
No.
01:05:27
Steve-O
I always confuse the two, though.
01:05:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
We watch him every year anyway.
01:05:29
ThirstTrapLeon
That's Kindergarten Cop.
01:05:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
i don't know. Every year he wants to watch those three films.
01:05:38
Steve-O
I watched.
01:05:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Eight Heads and Duffin Bags is kind of fun when all the eight heads are singing.
01:05:41
Steve-O
ah so That's a classic. They're singing. They're having fun.
01:05:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're singing the Sandman song. Mr. Sandman.
01:05:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:05:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Acapella.
01:05:51
Steve-O
I watched the first episode of jury duty presents company retreat.
01:05:57
leong kennedick
Oh, dude, yeah, Sam wants to watch that. Is it good?
01:05:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
So this is the the concept that, correct me if I'm wrong, is a random person is put in a situation and everybody is actors around them. And it is it is fabricated for them.
01:06:08
leong kennedick
Yes.
01:06:09
Steve-O
Yes.
01:06:12
Steve-O
Yes.
01:06:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Truman Show-esque.
01:06:13
leong kennedick
ah yeah But one person is real.
01:06:14
Steve-O
Um,
01:06:15
leong kennedick
is is real
01:06:17
Steve-O
I don't know if I was as grabbed by this first episode as I was the jury duty premise.
01:06:24
leong kennedick
Well, is is is is James Marsden in this or no?
01:06:27
Steve-O
No, no James Marsden. No James Marsden.
01:06:30
leong kennedick
Any James marden Marsden likes?
01:06:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
who Who's the actor or actress?
01:06:32
Steve-O
There's none. they They don't have one.
01:06:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, they're flying free ball in it now.
01:06:35
leong kennedick
Dude, they didn't put The Rock in this one?
01:06:37
Steve-O
There's the, the premise on this one is, um, they are shooting a documentary about a hot sauce company and they hired someone to be an assistant during a company retreat for, uh, the HR guy running it.
01:06:37
leong kennedick
i thought they would put The Rock in this one.
01:06:53
Steve-O
And, um, I'll basically give you some spoilers real quick, but nothing too much. um Basically, you know, there's a bunch of quirky things happening and things go awry.
01:07:05
Steve-O
And, you know, the person who is pretty much just, you know, the the real person there has to kind of deal with it. um And ah while there is some like, you know, shenanigans and some zany stuff, ah the the lack of the James Marsden element is very prevalent.
01:07:24
leong kennedick
Is there a big turd in the toilet at some point?
01:07:26
Steve-O
There's no turd in a toilet, but there is a very like embarrassing cringe moment that everybody has to deal with ah in the middle of the company retreat.
01:07:28
leong kennedick
Oh.
01:07:36
Steve-O
so
01:07:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
So it's, it's, it's, is this, uh, Steve, D D would you classify this as like cringe or awkward humor?
01:07:39
leong kennedick
Wolf.
01:07:40
Steve-O
yes
01:07:46
Steve-O
This one's very cringe, yeah.
01:07:48
leong kennedick
But is it like intentional cringe or it's like unintentional cringe?
01:07:52
Steve-O
um As an example, ah so the the head of the company, Rockin' Grandmas, which is the hot sauce company that they all work for, is is stepping down from the company and putting his son in charge.
01:08:06
Steve-O
ah But his son has a tendency to blurt out random Jamaican lyrics.
01:08:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:08:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, no.
01:08:13
Steve-O
So...
01:08:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a it's a ah Colin, not Colin Hanks, Chet Hanks situation.
01:08:15
leong kennedick
And he's white.
01:08:16
Steve-O
Yes, yes. It's very Chet Hanks, yes.
01:08:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's Chet Hanks situation. White Boy Summer guy. Okay.
01:08:25
Steve-O
So there's stuff like that and and just a whole bunch more.
01:08:29
leong kennedick
mean, that sounds fun.
01:08:29
Steve-O
I definitely want to watch more of it.
01:08:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve... I feel like you have a gut for for cringe humor, right? you got
01:08:36
Steve-O
I can take some cringe.
01:08:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
you got it You got the iron gut for it.
01:08:38
leong kennedick
I like, I like clinch. I like clinch.
01:08:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
I do too. A lot of people don't.
01:08:41
leong kennedick
Scott's tots.
01:08:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Scott's Tots.
01:08:42
leong kennedick
A lot of people can't handle Scott's tots.
01:08:42
Steve-O
Oh, Scott's top is a heart. nuts That's like the final boss.
01:08:46
leong kennedick
Some people can't handle Scott's thoughts.
01:08:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's beautiful. It's fucking beautiful, right? um
01:08:51
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:08:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
A lot of people don't like that. i
01:08:55
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:08:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love it.
01:08:56
leong kennedick
When I talk to some people that have that love the U.S.
01:08:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love it.
01:08:59
leong kennedick
office, but they just like, oh, I just couldn't get into the U.K. office. I'm like, oh, I get it. You just don't want you. You're not a sicko.
01:09:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
You don't like that cringe.
01:09:06
Steve-O
You want friends.
01:09:07
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:09:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:09:07
Steve-O
You want Chandler Bing.
01:09:08
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:09:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
you You don't got ah David Brent talking about BBC.
01:09:10
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:09:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, you don't want that.
01:09:15
Steve-O
You don't want that.
01:09:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
You don't want that at all, right?
01:09:18
Steve-O
You wake up, you go to work, you come home.
01:09:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
That shit fucking rocks, man.
01:09:19
leong kennedick
People say she's just a big old pair
01:09:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
So good. Yeah.
01:09:23
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:09:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
that fucking rocks
01:09:30
leong kennedick
And it's like the perfect length there There's only two seasons, like six episodes each.
01:09:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
because yeah
01:09:33
Steve-O
What two seasons and like a Christmas special, right?
01:09:37
leong kennedick
Christmas specials actually, it's not cringe, but it's like emotional, you know, a Christmas episode.
01:09:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's sad as shit. It's what it is.
01:09:44
Steve-O
Dude, I'm telling you, those those English shows, their Christmas specials, they're too they're top tier.
01:09:48
leong kennedick
Like that'll get you.
01:09:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Make you cry.
01:09:50
leong kennedick
They'll get you, dude.
01:09:51
Steve-O
I'm telling you, there's the office one, the fucking, the Black Mirror special.
01:09:52
leong kennedick
Yeah, they'll get you.
01:09:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're always sad.
01:09:54
leong kennedick
They love Christmas.
01:09:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Water on Mars.
01:09:59
Steve-O
There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Doctor Who.
01:10:01
Steve-O
Doctor Who?
01:10:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Doctor Who. Doctor Who.
01:10:02
Steve-O
Doctor He.
01:10:02
leong kennedick
Any Doctor Who? Yeah.
01:10:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Doctor Who.
01:10:05
leong kennedick
Shit.
01:10:07
Steve-O
We don't do Christmas specials here anymore. When was the last time you watched a show and they had a Christmas version like episode?
01:10:10
leong kennedick
When was the last time you kept Christ in Christmas, Steve?
01:10:14
Steve-O
Dude, he's not even on my tree.
01:10:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Who's on your tree?
01:10:18
Steve-O
Batman?
01:10:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Aragorn.
01:10:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Shit. I might, i you know, i I have somewhat caught up on the, now that you mention it.
01:10:26
Steve-O
On the Christmas shit.
01:10:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no. she Not about Christmas. i Now you mention Batman. I have ah slightly caught up on the entirety of the absolute universe. My fellow chums.
01:10:37
leong kennedick
shit, dude. I need to find... i need to put time away so I can...
01:10:42
Steve-O
Still good?
01:10:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah you
01:10:43
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:10:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve.
01:10:44
Steve-O
well I was waiting for you to be like, eh, eh.
01:10:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
No!
01:10:49
Steve-O
He got too big.
01:10:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
so
01:10:49
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. did we Did we talk about the Lanterns trailer?
01:10:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh.
01:10:53
leong kennedick
A little bit?
01:10:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's in that's in our news.
01:10:53
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Uh, yeah, a little bit.
01:10:54
leong kennedick
Did we talk about that?
01:10:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, uh, yeah, a little bit.
01:10:55
Steve-O
We talked about a little bit, yeah.
01:10:57
leong kennedick
Okay.
01:10:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Just, um, it's, it's very brown.
01:10:58
Steve-O
But...
01:10:58
leong kennedick
Alright.
01:11:00
leong kennedick
It's Resident Evil 4-esque. I get it.
01:11:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, it's...
01:11:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
that's me
01:11:04
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah, because, Devin, you're one who told me that there's a theory out there that Hal's just like Don Rogan is just parallax, which would be pretty crazy.
01:11:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, the theory that, uh, might be...
01:11:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it might be parallax-coded, which could be kind of sick.
01:11:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
That would be fun. I'm a Parallax fan.
01:11:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Kind of sick.
01:11:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
you know, as much as the next guy.
01:11:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Parallax!
01:11:21
Steve-O
Parallaxin and...
01:11:22
leong kennedick
I like this little baby Jon Stewart.
01:11:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Get that pair of ass for that pair of ass.
01:11:24
leong kennedick
i like how i like his look. I like his aesthetic.
01:11:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:11:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Me too. Me too.
01:11:28
Steve-O
got good luck.
01:11:29
leong kennedick
I'm a fan.
01:11:29
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, we've what if what if at at the end of the show he's like, my name's Kyle Rayner, and then everybody gets mad.
01:11:34
leong kennedick
That guy, isn't that, that guy's married, that guy's married to, um, Profidia Beverly Hills, I think, or he's dating her or something.
01:11:37
Steve-O
What?
01:11:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nice.
01:11:44
leong kennedick
The guy playing Jon Stewart.
01:11:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Good, good, good poll.
01:11:44
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:11:45
leong kennedick
What the fuck is that guy's name?
01:11:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Good poll.
01:11:47
leong kennedick
Jon Stewart.
01:11:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh. How, no. Yeah, Jon Stewart.
01:11:51
leong kennedick
Yeah, what's his, what's the actor's name?
01:11:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh.
01:11:55
leong kennedick
Aaron Pierre.
01:11:57
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:11:57
leong kennedick
Let's see if my, uh,
01:11:58
ThirstTrapLeon
He was in a movie that a lot of people liked and I thought was just okay. um
01:12:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
What movie is that, Devin?
01:12:04
ThirstTrapLeon
It was Rebel Ridge.
01:12:08
leong kennedick
yeah Dude, Sam watched that like a year before it came out on the Netflix thing.
01:12:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
didnt
01:12:11
ThirstTrapLeon
I thought it was fine.
01:12:12
leong kennedick
She thought it was good.
01:12:12
ThirstTrapLeon
you know Yeah, it's not bad.
01:12:13
leong kennedick
She thought it was good.
01:12:16
ThirstTrapLeon
just People were like, it's it's a classic. and I was like, let's calm down.
01:12:18
leong kennedick
Yeah, he's he's dating ah he's dating Tiana Taylor right now. This dude.
01:12:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nice.
01:12:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, good for him.
01:12:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nice. Nice.
01:12:26
ThirstTrapLeon
That's going to be a beautiful baby.
01:12:26
leong kennedick
he's a christmas He's a Christmas adventurer. adventurer.
01:12:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:12:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:12:29
leong kennedick
<unk>
01:12:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like him a lot.
01:12:32
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Yeah.
01:12:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm.
01:12:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man. um
01:12:37
leong kennedick
It comes out August. Oh, man.
01:12:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:12:41
leong kennedick
There's some F-bombs in that trailer. they didn't even show Guy. I can't wait see Guy in there.
01:12:46
ThirstTrapLeon
You know what's weird is people are mad because there's a line he says in that trailer.
01:12:46
Steve-O
You know he's going to pop up.
01:12:50
ThirstTrapLeon
He's like...
01:12:51
leong kennedick
They're all aliens or something.
01:12:51
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm the only human Green Lantern.
01:12:53
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah.
01:12:53
ThirstTrapLeon
And everybody's like, what about Guy Gardner? And then, then the fucking deep cuts came out. They're like, technically Guy Gardner's only half human.
01:13:00
leong kennedick
Technically, yeah.
01:13:03
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, I don't, we'll see.
01:13:03
Steve-O
Damn.
01:13:04
leong kennedick
Yo, get rekt!
01:13:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, and then, and then, don't if you heard about this, but Grant Morrison got salty.
01:13:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah,
01:13:06
Steve-O
Damn.
01:13:11
Steve-O
Grant.
01:13:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
he did. He's like the bro.
01:13:12
ThirstTrapLeon
He got, and he got mad.
01:13:12
leong kennedick
At this show?
01:13:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Well,
01:13:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
you got He called it the brofication Green Lanterns.
01:13:17
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah, because um the, the, who, who, who wrote the show?
01:13:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Damon Lindonoff.
01:13:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Damon Lindelof was like the green in Green Lantern stupid. like And I think he was kind of making a joke.
01:13:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
He was.
01:13:30
ThirstTrapLeon
But once you put it in text, it you know.
01:13:31
leong kennedick
Oh. I mean, to be fair, Grant Morrison is always correct. So I agree with whatever he says.
01:13:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and Grant Morrison was like, ah yeah, he's like, why would you?
01:13:38
Steve-O
um
01:13:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, yeah, you can.
01:13:39
leong kennedick
i But I'm still going to watch it.
01:13:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, but he basically was like, why would you put somebody that has a disdain for things in charge of things?
01:13:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think...
01:13:42
leong kennedick
but I'm still gonna watch it
01:13:47
ThirstTrapLeon
He's like, I just don't don't get it.
01:13:48
leong kennedick
it. Damn, bro.
01:13:49
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's like, yo, well I mean, listen Maybe tone was misread, but God damn, when Grant mail Morrison's telling you, you fucked up.
01:13:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think even... think Damon Lennonoff...
01:13:54
leong kennedick
Nah, dude. Yeah.
01:13:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Damon Lennonoff even apologized.
01:13:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, he did.
01:13:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
like...
01:14:00
ThirstTrapLeon
He's like, ooh.
01:14:00
leong kennedick
Yeah, you have to.
01:14:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah! Yeah!
01:14:01
leong kennedick
That's a literally God. that' That's Jesus Christ himself.
01:14:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:14:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
01:14:05
leong kennedick
you can't you can't double You can't double down against that guy when it comes to this shit.
01:14:08
ThirstTrapLeon
and And especially after after, you know, you find out a lot of your other heroes turned out to be pieces of shit.
01:14:08
leong kennedick
Sorry.
01:14:14
leong kennedick
to be pieces of shit, people that made the Green Lantern and stuff.
01:14:15
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:14:16
ThirstTrapLeon
And he's like, no, no, not me. He survived.
01:14:19
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:14:19
ThirstTrapLeon
He really is the chosen one.
01:14:21
leong kennedick
Yeah, go fight Ethan VanSkyver.
01:14:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
areas.
01:14:21
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
01:14:24
leong kennedick
Don't fight him. Don't fight Graham Morrison.
01:14:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, dude. ah But yeah, so I think it's cause kind of maybe much to do about nothing, but the trailer looks good. just it's just kind of seems really like.
01:14:39
leong kennedick
Yeah, it was pretty mild in terms of like, I guess they don't want to reveal a lot of stuff yet, right?
01:14:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:14:44
leong kennedick
Maybe. Because you see a little bit of Hal flying, but not...
01:14:47
ThirstTrapLeon
And it kind of does that thing that's that's a little frustrating where it's like, so this problem could be solved in like fucking 20 minutes if if we're being serious. But we got to tone it all down for obvious reasons.
01:15:00
leong kennedick
forgot tone it down.
01:15:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Got tone it down and somehow how taught how Jordan and Jon Stewart as a team are going struggle with fucking the local sheriff.
01:15:02
Steve-O
Tune it down, Tony.
01:15:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Churning down everybody again, going through crazy.
01:15:08
leong kennedick
Oh, and then we got a... Spider-Man trailer, too. We could talk about that.
01:15:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Well, dude, talk about total opposite. You said kind of like a mild response. Brand New Day broke, I think, broke the record, I think, for like most views in 24 hours.
01:15:24
leong kennedick
It's fucking Spider-Man.
01:15:25
ThirstTrapLeon
I know, but like, you know, still, it's the 15th Spider-Man movie, though.
01:15:26
leong kennedick
Yeah, like, what do you expect, bro?
01:15:32
leong kennedick
Yeah, but it's Spider-Man, dude.
01:15:33
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Man. And hey, you know, he's he's done four.
01:15:35
leong kennedick
Like,
01:15:38
leong kennedick
it's not like Spider-Man had to go through the Zack Snyder gauntlet of fucking bad shit to to try to overcome, you know?
01:15:38
ThirstTrapLeon
He broke the curse.
01:15:45
Steve-O
enter the snyderverse
01:15:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. um Yeah, this trailer is pretty good. I just, um it's it's still kind of vague and it and it's it's approaching some plot lines that I don't love.
01:15:54
leong kennedick
People saying that that ninja shot yeah people saying that that ninja shot looks like it should have two other characters in there that they digitally removed.
01:16:02
ThirstTrapLeon
ah that That I'd agree.
01:16:03
Steve-O
oh they've done it before
01:16:04
ThirstTrapLeon
I'd agree.
01:16:06
leong kennedick
Who do you think those characters are?
01:16:07
ThirstTrapLeon
They've done it before. ah well
01:16:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah They say it's Venom, by the way.
01:16:11
leong kennedick
What if it's just the other two Spider-Men again?
01:16:14
Steve-O
They're just back.
01:16:14
leong kennedick
They just crutch on it again.
01:16:14
ThirstTrapLeon
That fucking suck, dude.
01:16:15
Steve-O
They just hang out all the time.
01:16:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
have a recorde They know.
01:16:18
leong kennedick
on it again.
01:16:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
They know.
01:16:18
Steve-O
okay Hey, Peter, you need our help again, buddy?
01:16:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
They know.
01:16:19
leong kennedick
they crotch on it again
01:16:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:16:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
They know.
01:16:21
ThirstTrapLeon
um
01:16:23
leong kennedick
So what you think is the He turns into Man Spider in this and then comes out of it stronger?
01:16:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Cool. That's so cool.
01:16:29
ThirstTrapLeon
like yeah ah I'll be honest.
01:16:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm so excited.
01:16:31
leong kennedick
Well, i was just I was just calling Devin out because Devin fucking...
01:16:31
ThirstTrapLeon
This this is me sounding like Chris. That's really cool. Yeah. um
01:16:36
Steve-O
There's there Discord drama from this.
01:16:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, the other plot line is,
01:16:39
leong kennedick
Well, I'm just saying. i had the receipts, Steve. I had the receipts.
01:16:43
Steve-O
They were damning too, Devin.
01:16:43
leong kennedick
Oh.
01:16:44
Steve-O
You kind of walked yourself down on those.
01:16:46
ThirstTrapLeon
What talking about?
01:16:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
laughter
01:16:46
ThirstTrapLeon
I didn't. What did I? said I said kind of dug it. That's what I said about the trailer.
01:16:50
Steve-O
No, just how, how did you win on the organic webbing?
01:16:50
leong kennedick
You're like, I dug it! It was fucking amazing! I loved it!
01:16:52
ThirstTrapLeon
this
01:16:53
leong kennedick
looks like the best Spider-Man movie!
01:16:54
ThirstTrapLeon
I said i said i dug the trailer.
01:16:57
Steve-O
You're like, God forbid if organic webbing ever enter the MCU, I will literally climb a clock tower.
01:16:57
leong kennedick
Yeah, you went... Yeah. Just
01:17:03
ThirstTrapLeon
And guess what? Guess what? I still feel like that. That is the worst part of the trailer. I'm like, oh, no. God, no. So the other plot line is, a it's not the only one, but it's you know it's like, hey, what if what if we really took the spider part super serious and he's a fucking totem and it's mythical and it fucking sucks and it's boring?
01:17:11
leong kennedick
saying, Devin. Ceiling's low for this one, then, for you.
01:17:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, so that's what we could do. And that's a bad decision. Yeah.
01:17:31
leong kennedick
Well, I mean, it seems like... This is just me theorycrafting here. It seems like the they're trying to move away from the whole... Like, they're doing it kind of backwards, or they're trying to move away from the Iron Spider crutch, and then, like, try to make him, like...
01:17:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:17:47
leong kennedick
Make him strong enough to stop a fucking train at top speed with his webs.
01:17:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. And like, I got i mean, listen, i could kind I guess it could be like, oh, you like Toby, he met Toby. So like Toby Spider-Man is canon in a multiverse.
01:18:00
leong kennedick
Yeah, they had... They masturbated, aka they had sex with each other, which is the same thing as masturbating.
01:18:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:18:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, of course they did.
01:18:06
ThirstTrapLeon
So it's like, well, if he has it, but but but it could make sense.
01:18:09
Steve-O
Somebody's got a...
01:18:09
ThirstTrapLeon
and
01:18:10
leong kennedick
Somebody got some DNA in them, you know?
01:18:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. But listen, we we got a Frank Castle sighting.
01:18:14
leong kennedick
But, uh...
01:18:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
but don't you, didn't you see in the trailer, Devin, that every time he uses web, it was weak, like against Frank Castle?
01:18:15
ThirstTrapLeon
We got a hand.
01:18:16
leong kennedick
No, but, Devin, in devin to somewhat... to somewhat agree with you, Devin, it is weird to go... fraught like like In my opinion, yeah it's one or the other, right?
01:18:30
leong kennedick
To go from mechanical webbing to to organic is kind of weird. like They'd have to like try to work that in. like So what, he just doesn't use mechanical web shooters anymore? like he just for like He doesn't feel need for it, and then he doesn't have to do it anymore?
01:18:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, i just and I don't get the fucking hard on they have about it.
01:18:46
leong kennedick
Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense.
01:18:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. um What's interesting is like it's not very clear in terms of like who the villain is, which I i don't.
01:18:55
leong kennedick
It's Sadie Sync.
01:18:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, they're saying that they're like, it's Jean Grey. Like she's captured and she's trying to escape. And that's why she's like possessing random people.
01:19:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, then who captured her?
01:19:06
Steve-O
Yeah, there's that of an old lady in the tank or something.
01:19:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, like there's a, but also I'm like, it could be like Mr. Negative because like he's possessing people, but I don't know.
01:19:14
leong kennedick
Also, is it is this their – because they're talking about – Bruce Banner is talking about like mutating DNA and stuff. like Is this their way of just making Spider-Man a mutant like in the grand scheme of things?
01:19:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:19:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh God. Oh God. Oh my fucking God. Can we not?
01:19:31
leong kennedick
I'm just saying.
01:19:32
ThirstTrapLeon
No, I know you.
01:19:32
leong kennedick
I'm just saying what I know.
01:19:33
ThirstTrapLeon
na Now I'm disgusted.
01:19:35
Steve-O
I don't think they'll do that. I don't think they'll do that.
01:19:36
leong kennedick
sorry to Sorry to inception that into your brain, but like but like it's almost like the it's almost like the perfect like setup to introduce the mute the mutant gene, you know?
01:19:39
ThirstTrapLeon
cause cause
01:19:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think whatever technology...
01:19:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's that's the thing.
01:19:45
Steve-O
hi
01:19:45
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm not saying... and
01:19:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
whatever Whatever technology they're going to use to cure Spider-Man, they're going to try to use...
01:19:50
leong kennedick
Man, Devin's going through it right now.
01:19:50
ThirstTrapLeon
and
01:19:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're going to try to use against X-Men.
01:19:55
Steve-O
the thing The thing that I saw actually is because Hulk is in it and you know he's got the thing when he's like talking to the class. He's got that like weird shit on his thumb. And what I was kind of like hearing from people is Hulk is the one.
01:20:09
ThirstTrapLeon
That's just that rubber tip so you can fold through papers quickly.
01:20:11
Steve-O
No, no it's he's devised a way to restrain his Hulk outs. And that's what they're going to use to restrain the X-Men.
01:20:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
There you go! There you go!
01:20:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh yeah, he does have it on.
01:20:25
leong kennedick
Oh, interesting.
01:20:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:20:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
So this is a mutant thing. John's 100% right.
01:20:30
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, no, listen,
01:20:31
leong kennedick
No, but is it is it ah is it a Peter Parker is a mutant thing?
01:20:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah! Yeah, definitely.
01:20:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, to you're you're pissing me off.
01:20:36
leong kennedick
It has a latent...
01:20:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
John, definitely.
01:20:37
leong kennedick
He's got the Emma Stone diamond skin
01:20:38
ThirstTrapLeon
You're pissing me off, Chris.
01:20:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
If anything, they might even say the Hulk is too.
01:20:43
leong kennedick
secondary mute mutant dodge
01:20:45
ThirstTrapLeon
I would throw up, dude.
01:20:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
They might even say the Hulk is too.
01:20:47
ThirstTrapLeon
I would just leave.
01:20:47
Steve-O
Oh, and then they're gonna they're going to restrain Spider-Man, and he's going to go back to his web cartridge here.
01:20:51
leong kennedick
Wait, okay, so here's my here's my here's my meta meta question here for for us, for us four.
01:20:54
ThirstTrapLeon
who Okay. Yeah, maybe maybe Steve Rogers is mutant, too.
01:20:57
leong kennedick
What do you think, Steve, what think is worse?
01:20:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, why not?
01:20:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Got it, Devin. you got it in one.
01:21:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:21:03
leong kennedick
Me having my one Man of Steel moment or Devin constantly going through these Spider-Man identity crises every single time there's a movie that comes out and it just fucks with them every time?
01:21:14
Steve-O
I mean, you had 10-year wait.
01:21:14
leong kennedick
What's worse?
01:21:17
Steve-O
like 10 year plus wave.
01:21:17
leong kennedick
I know, but it's not like, but I had i had the one, thing the one movie and the one moment and that was it it's not i after that i knew i didn't have to take the rest of it seriously with devin it's kind of like oh we gotta we gotta fucking and andy garfie but they fuck everything else up yeah is it yeah do we do we take one fucking harakiri fucking uh by me or do you get death of a thousand cuts with dagger
01:21:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, it's like, you're saying, John, it's like a death of a thousand cuts for Devin.
01:21:37
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:21:45
Steve-O
I think you just do it. You just get it done. Because, like, what Devin's going through is, like, that's an eternal hell.
01:21:49
leong kennedick
you'd rather be in my you'd rather be in my You'd rather be in my situation.
01:21:51
Steve-O
He can never be comfortable.
01:21:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's just going to keep gouging deeper and deeper.
01:21:53
ThirstTrapLeon
listen Yeah, they're they always put me on my toes. And again, to clarify, it's not that I'm not like I think if this is the movie to introduce like mutants as a whole, I think that'd be cool.
01:22:06
leong kennedick
What's wrong with Spider-Man being a mutie, Devin?
01:22:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Everything, everything is wrong with that.
01:22:08
leong kennedick
you're Are you racist?
01:22:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
What's wrong with Hulk being a beauty?
01:22:11
leong kennedick
Well, you know what?
01:22:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
on, Dev!
01:22:12
leong kennedick
Fucking expand on that, Devin.
01:22:13
ThirstTrapLeon
ah john john we so John, we have a term for those people and they're called muties.
01:22:14
leong kennedick
I need to know. I need to know.
01:22:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:22:18
leong kennedick
Yeah, that's what I said.
01:22:19
ThirstTrapLeon
um
01:22:19
leong kennedick
That's what I said, mutie.
01:22:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:22:20
leong kennedick
I said, what's wrong with Spider-Man being a what I'm hearing right now is the same...
01:22:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. ah ah So remember remember this plot line House of M and that one of the coolest things was Spider-Man in House of M was a famous celebrity and he faked no and he lied to everyone and he said he was a mutant so he could get away with it.
01:22:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
iga do a amongter o
01:22:34
Steve-O
He was having a great day.
01:22:39
leong kennedick
It's the same vibes. It's the same vibes as somebody being against Miles Morales being being black a black Spider-Man.
01:22:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh my fuck.
01:22:48
leong kennedick
That is the same...
01:22:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
01:22:49
leong kennedick
That's how I'm hearing it.
01:22:49
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:22:50
leong kennedick
don't know about the rest of you guys.
01:22:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
a
01:22:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, you know what?
01:22:52
leong kennedick
Devin's just disgusted at the fact that his his Mary Sue white boy, Peter Parker, has tarnished blood.
01:22:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, Steve. Hey, Steve, we're going to have to go to the Capitol and dust off our tiki torches in March, man.
01:23:00
leong kennedick
Tarnished DNA.
01:23:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:03
Steve-O
Oh no.
01:23:04
ThirstTrapLeon
We're going to have to march. I'm not having this.
01:23:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Everybody's muted, Evan. Everybody is.
01:23:09
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:23:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's the way it's going to be.
01:23:11
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. What if they get... Yeah.
01:23:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Could you, have like, what a gross, idiotic overcorrect.
01:23:12
leong kennedick
I mean, i
01:23:15
ThirstTrapLeon
And I know that's not to happen, right? But what a gross, idiotic overcorrection that would have been if they were just like, oh, everyone's got to be a mutant.
01:23:21
leong kennedick
it just Oh, he was just muting the whole time.
01:23:24
Steve-O
Everyone's a mutant now. We've got mutants.
01:23:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Dude, I'll throw, i'll cancel my Stubbs pass. That's mad I'll be.
01:23:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
01:23:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:23:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
you serious?
01:23:33
leong kennedick
Oh, my God. You'll sell your stock? Your AMC stock?
01:23:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
David, don't say something you don't say something.
01:23:36
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:23:36
Steve-O
Dude.
01:23:37
leong kennedick
Devin, don't sell the stock, Devin.
01:23:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Don't don't don't say something you regret.
01:23:38
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, because what what what would be the point of going to the movies after this?
01:23:38
Steve-O
Wait.
01:23:39
leong kennedick
Don't sell the stock.
01:23:40
Steve-O
You're canceling stubs?
01:23:41
ThirstTrapLeon
What would be the point of going movies?
01:23:42
Steve-O
You're canceling stubs?
01:23:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Don't.
01:23:43
Steve-O
if
01:23:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Don't say something regret.
01:23:44
leong kennedick
Devin, come on, man.
01:23:45
ThirstTrapLeon
I'll cancel it.
01:23:46
Steve-O
If Spider-Man is considered a mutant?
01:23:46
leong kennedick
Devin, don't.
01:23:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:23:49
Steve-O
What if it's what if he's just like leans into being a mutant?
01:23:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, that's, I mean, that's what was cool about House of M. He was like, oh yeah, I'm a totally a mutant, guys.
01:23:57
Steve-O
And then Jean Grey kind of freaks out a little bit.
01:23:57
ThirstTrapLeon
And he becomes like, why would she freak out?
01:24:02
Steve-O
Maybe this is like pre-Professor X. Like she doesn't know her shit.
01:24:06
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, yeah, you know, at this point, you might as well have Wolverine just shoot metal blades out of his fist, too.
01:24:10
leong kennedick
He's so mad. He's fucking...
01:24:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
he
01:24:12
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm
01:24:13
leong kennedick
He's so fucking mad.
01:24:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
You cannot see no blades, bro.
01:24:14
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:24:15
leong kennedick
Just... He's so mad at the thought that it could be that...
01:24:16
ThirstTrapLeon
tight, dude. I'm tight.
01:24:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
I liked it!
01:24:17
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm tight right now.
01:24:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
I liked it!
01:24:19
leong kennedick
but you know what, though?
01:24:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was good!
01:24:20
leong kennedick
You know what? Like, the signs are there, David.
01:24:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
a
01:24:23
leong kennedick
The signs are there.
01:24:23
ThirstTrapLeon
They're not there.
01:24:23
leong kennedick
The signs are there, so I can see why could be mad.
01:24:24
ThirstTrapLeon
They're not there.
01:24:26
ThirstTrapLeon
I'd rather him
01:24:28
Steve-O
Devin, don't think don't think of this as a bad Spider-Man premise.
01:24:32
leong kennedick
You know what, Chris?
01:24:33
Steve-O
Think of this as a decent X-Men premise.
01:24:33
leong kennedick
Chris, I like that i idea. I like...
01:24:36
Steve-O
I like it.
01:24:36
leong kennedick
Chris, you know what?
01:24:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah's come
01:24:37
leong kennedick
I actually don't mind the idea of Spider-Man being a mutant the whole time.
01:24:37
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:24:41
leong kennedick
That's not bad.
01:24:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
That dude trailer, though.
01:24:42
ThirstTrapLeon
gonna
01:24:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mmm.
01:24:44
Steve-O
Hmm. Hmm.
01:24:45
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:24:46
Steve-O
a
01:24:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mmm. Mmm.
01:24:49
leong kennedick
No, but for real, though, like the fucking, it wouldn't make sense.
01:24:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't think so.
01:24:52
leong kennedick
It would be so stupid because he he got his powers from the, well, did we see?
01:24:57
ThirstTrapLeon
No, it would be fucking stupid. There's no well.
01:24:58
leong kennedick
no, no, hold on, hold on.
01:24:59
ThirstTrapLeon
the
01:25:00
leong kennedick
But did we see the radioactive? Did we see the scene? They didn't show the origin for this MCU Spider-Man.
01:25:04
Steve-O
No, we never saw it.
01:25:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh my God.
01:25:07
Steve-O
He could be lying.
01:25:07
ThirstTrapLeon
yo Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:25:07
leong kennedick
So he might have...
01:25:08
ThirstTrapLeon
So, so John, this is this what they'll He'll be in the third act, and he'll be like, hey, didn't you get bit by this? He's like, nah, dude. I was just i was just like, I hit puberty.
01:25:15
leong kennedick
dude, I was born this way.
01:25:16
Steve-O
um man. Oh, man.
01:25:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, Devin!
01:25:17
ThirstTrapLeon
I hit puberty, and just...
01:25:19
leong kennedick
okay, so Devin, would you throw your hat at that time? You have to bring...
01:25:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
That would be fucking amazing.
01:25:21
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:25:22
leong kennedick
Devin, you have to wear a hat.
01:25:22
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah You know what I'd do?
01:25:23
leong kennedick
You have to wear hat.
01:25:23
ThirstTrapLeon
i would i yeah This is what would happen. That would prompt me to go from reclining to upright in my AMC seat.
01:25:28
leong kennedick
You have to wear a hat to throw it.
01:25:31
Steve-O
oh
01:25:33
ThirstTrapLeon
And I'd be ready.
01:25:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, Eat up.
01:25:33
leong kennedick
i do a and Oh stand off.
01:25:34
Steve-O
Fuck, dude.
01:25:35
ThirstTrapLeon
I'd be ready to storm out.
01:25:35
leong kennedick
a
01:25:36
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm like, this is this is you know phase one.
01:25:37
leong kennedick
Alright, so here's here's the deal. Chris, we have to get front row seats so everybody in the theater sees this happen.
01:25:43
Steve-O
Oh, man.
01:25:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:25:43
Steve-O
So we're all there?
01:25:45
leong kennedick
Okay?
01:25:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
I cannot wait for this. I'm going to be saving up edibles for this.
01:25:46
leong kennedick
And we all have to be there.
01:25:48
ThirstTrapLeon
man. Dude, I'm sorry.
01:25:49
Steve-O
Dude, it makes sense, too.
01:25:49
leong kennedick
Brand new day.
01:25:49
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm worked out right now.
01:25:50
Steve-O
We haven't seen it.
01:25:50
ThirstTrapLeon
i'm worked out.
01:25:51
Steve-O
What if they show us that he gets his mutation from witnessing the death of Uncle Ben and the secondary mutation is the web shooting?
01:25:57
leong kennedick
Oh my god. Bro.
01:25:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
It unlocks it. It unlocks it.
01:26:03
leong kennedick
brio
01:26:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
The stress of his death unlocks his latent mutability.
01:26:04
Steve-O
Dude!
01:26:08
Steve-O
I just wanted go to wrestling!
01:26:08
leong kennedick
Yeah, and he didn't – and you know what?
01:26:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:26:10
leong kennedick
And Devin, how about – he didn't develop the web shooters himself. He just found it somewhere on – he just found it, and it was just stark technology in a –
01:26:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be pretty sick.
01:26:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
all along.
01:26:22
ThirstTrapLeon
That'd be super cool.
01:26:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm happy.
01:26:25
leong kennedick
You know what else sucks, Devin?
01:26:26
ThirstTrapLeon
and No, no, and the web shooters, mechanical web shooters only work with Peter Parker DNA.
01:26:27
leong kennedick
Is this the first –
01:26:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:26:31
ThirstTrapLeon
might Why not?
01:26:32
Steve-O
yeah
01:26:32
leong kennedick
Devin, is this the first Spider-Man that's not out on your birthday weekend?
01:26:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh, probably not.
01:26:38
leong kennedick
It's the end of July.
01:26:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Probably not, but it's...
01:26:40
leong kennedick
i feel like every time a Spider-Man movie comes out, it's like 4th of July weekend. And that's when we see it for your birthday.
01:26:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. well dude
01:26:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, I don't think they wanted the Odyssey smoke.
01:26:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Spider-Man, baby.
01:26:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
They won't.
01:26:49
leong kennedick
Oh, is the Odyssey just fucking GTA now? Like that's what it is?
01:26:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, dude, that's coming out on my birthday or around it like the 17th.
01:26:53
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:26:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, so Far From Home was my birthday.
01:26:57
leong kennedick
So you think that's going to be better than... is that gonna Yeah, I remember Spider-Man 3 was...
01:27:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Let's see.
01:27:04
leong kennedick
I'm pretty sure we've seen a all the Amazing Spider-Mans. We were just ruined birthdays for you. Let me see.
01:27:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Ah, yeah, why not? A brand new day. Wait, Homecoming. That was the other one.
01:27:17
leong kennedick
Amazing Spider-Man release date, July 3rd.
01:27:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Homecoming.
01:27:21
leong kennedick
That was your birthday.
01:27:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man.
01:27:23
leong kennedick
Amazing Spider-Man 2 release date. Oh, that was May 2nd. So that makes sense why you hated that.
01:27:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
They moved it up because they knew it was a piece of shit.
01:27:28
leong kennedick
It wasn't your birthday.
01:27:29
ThirstTrapLeon
No, yeah, yeah. um So Homecoming was July 7th.
01:27:34
leong kennedick
That's basically your birthday. It's within the week.
01:27:35
ThirstTrapLeon
And then what was the Spider-Man?
01:27:37
leong kennedick
Homecoming, Far From Home.
01:27:40
ThirstTrapLeon
no ah No way home. Far From Home was my birthday.
01:27:43
leong kennedick
Far From Home, exactly on your birthday.
01:27:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and then...
01:27:46
leong kennedick
oh yeah, because we... we so Is that the one we saw with Midsommar?
01:27:50
Steve-O
We did the double feature.
01:27:51
leong kennedick
like that was That was the dollar double fucking...
01:27:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, that was fucking wild.
01:27:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:27:57
leong kennedick
i never so I've never seen Chris eat popcorn so ravenously during Midsommar you were going through it Chris you were going through it dog oh man what a masterpiece Midsommar
01:28:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
that
01:28:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah movie stressed me out hmm
01:28:13
ThirstTrapLeon
And then a No Way Home, which is you know, ah COVID, COVID. So that was December.
01:28:22
leong kennedick
oh yeah that that leader year doesn't count but that mean we did see we did see that together though right pretty sure we did yeah
01:28:24
Steve-O
That doesn't count.
01:28:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:28:24
Steve-O
That doesn't count.
01:28:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah.
01:28:32
leong kennedick
Yeah, that was a big deal, that movie.
01:28:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, Devin, you liked it.
01:28:37
leong kennedick
Damn it. Oh, man, bro.
01:28:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Good movie. im you You're going to hang on those words.
01:28:40
leong kennedick
Spider Mutant.
01:28:44
leong kennedick
Spider Mutant. I'm sorry to put...
01:28:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Why'd you guys... like I felt good coming into this.
01:28:47
leong kennedick
I mean, I didn't need i didn't read that anywhere.
01:28:49
ThirstTrapLeon
I really...
01:28:49
leong kennedick
i just I just thought about it talking about it now.
01:28:49
ThirstTrapLeon
i like i've
01:28:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah, totally.
01:28:51
leong kennedick
i'm like, well...
01:28:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Me too.
01:28:52
ThirstTrapLeon
i didn't I didn't have any of these thoughts coming into this. i was like, oh yeah, it's going to be a good movie.
01:28:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
what but They're introducing mutants. There's got to be some angle there.
01:29:01
leong kennedick
Yeah, I mean, Spider-Man has to be a mutant if they're... if Dude, so...
01:29:03
ThirstTrapLeon
You know... Okay, so this...
01:29:05
leong kennedick
You know what? he's gonna be He's gonna be... It's gonna be Spider-Man and the X-Men coming out 2029.
01:29:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Actually, that'd be sick as shit, actually.
01:29:11
leong kennedick
That's gonna be the movie.
01:29:13
ThirstTrapLeon
i like i um No, because... Listen, this is the only thing I'll give myself because I'm i'm very confident this will happen and I don't want you guys elbowing me into fucking oblivion.
01:29:16
leong kennedick
Spider-Man and his X-Men.
01:29:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Look over her.
01:29:18
Steve-O
ah
01:29:28
leong kennedick
Oh, man, I'm gonna...
01:29:28
ThirstTrapLeon
There will be a point where he goes, oh my god, am I a mutant? He's gonna question himself.
01:29:34
leong kennedick
And then you're going to see the three of us just sit up in our chairs and just look at you and be like, did you catch that?
01:29:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. so i'm given I'm giving myself, yeah, listen, I'm giving myself, yeah, that's the freebie.
01:29:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
look over
01:29:39
Steve-O
Yeah, we're just going to be nodding in a row, all of us.
01:29:42
leong kennedick
Devin, did you catch that, Devin? You paying attention, Devin?
01:29:45
ThirstTrapLeon
I get one pass and that's the pass.
01:29:48
leong kennedick
Devin, did you did you hear that line there?
01:29:50
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah ah like Yeah.
01:29:50
leong kennedick
Okay. All right.
01:29:52
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't want to hear about it because, I mean, listen, of course that would happen.
01:29:53
leong kennedick
Oh, speaking of movie experiences, ah real quick, when we saw Project Hail Mary, I almost...
01:29:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Here, we're all goons.
01:30:01
leong kennedick
Hulked out into my old form because there were there was like a group of like high schoolers there that were being pieces of shit in the beginning of the movie.
01:30:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, what what day? What day in time did you see?
01:30:11
leong kennedick
It was Saturday at 6 p.m.
01:30:11
ThirstTrapLeon
it
01:30:13
leong kennedick
We saw it.
01:30:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Oof, okay.
01:30:15
leong kennedick
Yeah. And I guess it's like spring break or whatever. But they're you know, they're like making fart noises during like quiet parts.
01:30:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, God, that's rough.
01:30:22
leong kennedick
And like.
01:30:23
Steve-O
Dude,
01:30:25
leong kennedick
Yeah, like in the beginning, there were like there was one kid that was like. is everybody ready for Project Hail Mary? What's this even about? Like, he they were just like, yeah, so I did the big shush thing, and then and then Sam, like, looked at me, I'm like, oh, actually, yeah, you're pregnant.
01:30:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, no.
01:30:40
leong kennedick
It's probably not a good idea to fight a bunch of kids.
01:30:40
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, no, dude. I'd be like, I tell her, you'd be like, you should be the one yelling. You're pregnant. You can get away with it. Excuse me.
01:30:48
leong kennedick
But, like, what, I guess I'm old now, because, like, my, my, like, contingency plan wasn't let me fuck these kids up after the movie.
01:30:48
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm pregnant. Shut the fuck up.
01:30:59
leong kennedick
If they ruin it, it was, I'm going to get a fucking refund from this place and try to watch it again later.
01:31:03
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:31:04
Steve-O
That's something that is something.
01:31:06
leong kennedick
I think they did get, somebody came in with a flashlight and and said something to them at some point. So I think maybe they did get, you know, yelled at.
01:31:15
Steve-O
Is that the meta? Should we just bring flashlights to the movie theater?
01:31:18
leong kennedick
Maybe. Yeah. You know what? That's not a bad idea. and then if somebody is being an asshole, just shining at them, they won't be able to see us.
01:31:26
Steve-O
Right, exactly.
01:31:26
leong kennedick
Just shine on the whole time. You done?
01:31:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:31:29
leong kennedick
excuse me, sir. Are you done? Are you finished? Thank you.
01:31:31
Steve-O
you done?
01:31:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Are you done fucking running your mouth?
01:31:31
Steve-O
Are you done?
01:31:32
leong kennedick
Are you finished? Thank you. Thank you.
01:31:35
Steve-O
Are you in the credit?
01:31:35
leong kennedick
i mean, if i if if I wasn't with Sam, if I was with you guys,
01:31:40
Steve-O
You would have smoked them.
01:31:41
leong kennedick
I would have been like, excuse me, you're being very distracting right now.
01:31:45
Steve-O
Dude, I still...
01:31:45
leong kennedick
And people people paid money for this.
01:31:48
Steve-O
I still get hot over that Super 8.
01:31:48
ThirstTrapLeon
I still remember when you bullied that special needs kid out of the theater, Steve.
01:31:52
leong kennedick
There's no, that did not happen.
01:31:54
Steve-O
Okay, that was not...
01:31:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Man.
01:31:56
Steve-O
I did not say anything. that was...
01:31:59
leong kennedick
That was not what happened.
01:32:00
ThirstTrapLeon
because Spider-Man's a mutant, right?
01:32:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and you bully that child.
01:32:02
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no.
01:32:05
Steve-O
That was during Black Panther. We thought the entire auditorium thought someone was being very disrespectful.
01:32:14
ThirstTrapLeon
it's Not you, though, right?
01:32:14
Steve-O
And not me. Well, no, I was just like, was like, what is going on?
01:32:19
ThirstTrapLeon
He said, give him a chance.
01:32:19
Steve-O
and then it And then it just ended up, you know, being somebody somebody who had, you know, some news.
01:32:20
ThirstTrapLeon
For Freddy's sake.
01:32:24
ThirstTrapLeon
no i get it I'm sorry, Steve.
01:32:25
leong kennedick
No, but you know you know what, though?
01:32:25
ThirstTrapLeon
What were you actually trying to say? I'm sorry.
01:32:28
Steve-O
ah I don't remember.
01:32:30
ThirstTrapLeon
good that was all that was an all-time bad one that was an all-time bad one
01:32:31
leong kennedick
you You never forget something.
01:32:31
Steve-O
Flashlight? Oh, no, I was saying ah Super 8. When we saw Super 8.
01:32:35
leong kennedick
Oh, God.
01:32:35
Steve-O
what
01:32:38
leong kennedick
Yeah, and that, like, me we didn't even... i don't even remember that movie. I never wanted to watch it again afterwards.
01:32:41
Steve-O
No, me neither. My brain just completely was filled with anger.
01:32:43
leong kennedick
um don't even know how good it was.
01:32:46
Steve-O
That and ah the crazies.
01:32:46
leong kennedick
you know what, though?
01:32:49
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah yes but i do have fun i do remember that movie being pretty good yeah they're crazy that guy was about to go crazy on that lady
01:32:53
Steve-O
The crazies was crazy. Crazy was crazy.
01:32:56
leong kennedick
They did, um... I don't know if the kids... Because the kids were, like, talking and stuff, too, like, somewhat during the movie. But then, like, I guess towards the middle of the movie, they stopped. i don't know if it's because they got yelled at or because they got dialed in because it was a good movie.
01:33:13
leong kennedick
So, I'm hoping it was the latter.
01:33:14
Steve-O
That's good. Hey, you know what?
01:33:15
leong kennedick
the latter
01:33:16
Steve-O
That's good. That's good. They dialed in.
01:33:19
leong kennedick
But, like, man, when we when one of us wins the lottery and we open up our own movie theater to have...
01:33:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:33:25
leong kennedick
we're going to get the biggest fucking bodybuilder, like hulking fucking Superman to, to be a bouncer.
01:33:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:33:33
leong kennedick
And he's just going he's going to toss those guys out.
01:33:33
Steve-O
Let's get, ah let's get Reacher.
01:33:36
ThirstTrapLeon
No, and we'll be super rich, and we'll so we'll be able to afford lawsuits where he just breaks their phones.
01:33:39
leong kennedick
And he, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to pay that guy six figures a year to fucking kick people out of theaters.
01:33:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:33:44
leong kennedick
And it's going and we're going be known for it.
01:33:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. And we'll say, no, you can break their phone.
01:33:46
leong kennedick
And not only that, we can,
01:33:47
ThirstTrapLeon
It's fine.
01:33:48
leong kennedick
No, we could maybe also maybe charge a little bit more too because we'll be like, oh, it's a, you know, if somebody's distracting you, we we eject them from the theater.
01:33:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:33:58
Steve-O
Physically.
01:33:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Are you guys talking about breeding super large men to do security at movie theater?
01:33:59
leong kennedick
Physically.
01:34:02
leong kennedick
No, I'm talking about finding, finding ex-ICE agents to come in with masks and just, no, just kidding.
01:34:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, no, sorry. That's a subplot of Dune 3. Yeah,
01:34:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh,
01:34:10
leong kennedick
I'll never hire them.
01:34:11
Steve-O
Jesus.
01:34:12
leong kennedick
We'll never hire those guys. Never. You guys will never see me again.
01:34:14
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah, this is rough.
01:34:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, um, I, I, yeah, I, I watched that Dune trailer.
01:34:16
ThirstTrapLeon
That's rough.
01:34:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
I, uh, I'm in, don't about Devin. don't like it. I'm, I'm, I'm in.
01:34:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, okay, okay.
01:34:24
leong kennedick
I don't know, man. Timothee Chalamet shot on the fucking...
01:34:25
Steve-O
Kevin don't like it.
01:34:25
ThirstTrapLeon
To be fair...
01:34:27
leong kennedick
He shot on the ballet.
01:34:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, to quote, to quote, uh,
01:34:28
leong kennedick
i don't know if I'd be into it.
01:34:28
Steve-O
Okay. Can somebody, can somebody keep me up to date? i I'm kind of lost on this ballet thing. I don't know what the drama is. What has happened?
01:34:36
ThirstTrapLeon
okay.
01:34:37
leong kennedick
He said on a podcast with ah with um matthew Matthew McConaughey, something...
01:34:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Timmy Chalamet. Yeah.
01:34:43
leong kennedick
The context was like, he said likes...
01:34:46
ThirstTrapLeon
He's like, nobody cares about boat ballet anymore.
01:34:46
leong kennedick
he liked Yeah, he's like, he's doing movies because it's something, like, he likes doing it because it's something people care about, like, nobody cares about ballet or opera or something like that.
01:34:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:34:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, he also said he said that film is going that way, too.
01:34:56
leong kennedick
He's setting very arrogant.
01:35:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like people are forgetting about it and he doesn't want it to go the same way that ballet and opera.
01:35:07
leong kennedick
Oh, doesn't want it to be a prestigious art form?
01:35:07
ThirstTrapLeon
where
01:35:09
leong kennedick
Like, he doesn't want to have, like...
01:35:10
ThirstTrapLeon
but But at the end of the day, I'm pretty sure it was kind of tongue-in-cheek, just kind of laughing about it.
01:35:11
Steve-O
Right.
01:35:15
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
01:35:15
ThirstTrapLeon
And then everybody got pseudo-mad.
01:35:16
Steve-O
right
01:35:19
leong kennedick
Yeah, but I mean, i it's not like he's wrong, but like at the same time, like there's a better way to say shit like that. That doesn't make, especially if you're dating a fucking Kardashian and, you know, you're wearing all white suits to the, to the Oscars.
01:35:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course.
01:35:35
leong kennedick
Like, you know, if you're going to be like that and be that guy, sure. But then you can't just like say shit like that and then expect people to just, you know, you're not, you know, you're not prime Kanye West where it's like, you know,
01:35:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:35:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:35:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
I personally, this this this doesn't really have much variance on on how I feel about doing.
01:35:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah.
01:35:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:35:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm just excited it's happening.
01:35:56
ThirstTrapLeon
And to be fair, and to be fair ah the Oscar votes were already in, so it didn't tank his... He wasn't going win anyway. I don't think it would tank his chances of winning. But... um
01:36:11
leong kennedick
Just wait until he comes out next week and says it was DEI that got Michael B.
01:36:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, but but to quote to quote a famous Jon Bernthal, it was a joke, but it kind of got away from me me talking about how I wasn't impressed with Dune 3.
01:36:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, man.
01:36:16
leong kennedick
Jordan to win.
01:36:24
ThirstTrapLeon
But then I kind of started working myself into a shoot where I was like, wait a second. Do I not like this trailer? um And it's kind of like a similar issue that had with Spider-Man where I'm like, I don't like know what what's happening in it.
01:36:39
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's a teaser. It's the first one. So I'm not really going to.
01:36:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
like I have a general idea what's happening in it.
01:36:45
ThirstTrapLeon
It's just like. and And from what I've read and heard is this book is. I'm sorry. Dune Messiah. This is this is um the Dune Messiah movie.
01:36:57
ThirstTrapLeon
But they've heavily reworked the movie to kind of fit the book. So I think they've taken a ton of liberties with this one.
01:37:06
Steve-O
Okay.
01:37:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
That sounds like a good idea.
01:37:07
ThirstTrapLeon
What I've read or heard. Um, because like at the end of the day, Dune Messiah is just an assassination plot movie or book.
01:37:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
a good idea.
01:37:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's simple.
01:37:19
ThirstTrapLeon
They just try to assassinate him. But to me, the real juice is like, is like Paul is kind of a huge piece of shit.
01:37:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's not It's not difficult.
01:37:28
ThirstTrapLeon
And then, you know, yeah, no, like I, I, I get doomed.
01:37:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Exactly. that's the Devin, you you got it. That's that's really it.
01:37:33
ThirstTrapLeon
I did it. It's just, um, you know,
01:37:36
leong kennedick
And he hates Paul hates ballet.
01:37:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
You don't see that in the...
01:37:37
leong kennedick
He hates opera.
01:37:39
ThirstTrapLeon
yes
01:37:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
you don't You don't see that in this trail I got that impression.
01:37:43
ThirstTrapLeon
No, you know why? Because I saw a lot of faces that I didn't recognize.
01:37:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well...
01:37:46
ThirstTrapLeon
i was like, who the...
01:37:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
here's the deal devin it's it's also Paul being extremely guilty about it like not wanting the the way his prescient vision vision works is he's doing all this to make humanity survive but like it's not good stuff like it's terrible things and he he can't deal with the guilt to save humanity he can't do it like it is yeah
01:37:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:38:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, no, it's bad. Yeah.
01:38:10
ThirstTrapLeon
And there's a time jump in this movie. um But it's odd because he still looks like a child. just It's just his good genetics, dude.
01:38:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, he's a twink, man. Yeah, he's twink man.
01:38:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's just his really good genetics. And, you know, i fucking, what's his name's back?
01:38:25
Steve-O
Batista?
01:38:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Not Gunny. No, no.
01:38:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Jason Momoa.
01:38:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Momoa.
01:38:29
Steve-O
Oh, Momoa's back.
01:38:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Duncan Idaho's back.
01:38:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Duncan Idaho is back. You're right, Devin.
01:38:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Which is like a big, big thing in the books.
01:38:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
That I'm not a big fan of.
01:38:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:38:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
If I'm completely...
01:38:37
Steve-O
You don't like that you're a non-Duncan Idaho enjoyer.
01:38:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:38:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
real
01:38:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I like Duncan Idaho.
01:38:40
ThirstTrapLeon
So,
01:38:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't like the clones that they keep making of him in every one of the books.
01:38:44
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah, it becomes it's like a gigantic crutch that they just keep cloning Duncan Idaho, even in like the weird books, like where we're talking about worms.
01:38:45
Steve-O
ah Clone Saga.
01:38:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, because he he basically represents like the peak of humanity as the books go on So they just keep...
01:39:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and it's kind of like the Jiminy Cricket, right? he's like he's He's kind of like their conscious.
01:39:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:39:04
leong kennedick
Thank you.
01:39:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Kind of little bit.
01:39:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:39:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
But like, the problem is the clone keep is hates Paul Trades. Like,
01:39:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, he was kind of designed to hate Paul because it's an assassination plot.
01:39:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
He was. So it's there's there's a lot of weird baggage between him and Paul and this whole thing, but it just keeps he keeps showing up. And i and you're right. it's It's a crutch for the story keep bringing him back.
01:39:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
I never would been there.
01:39:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, because it's Dune... For those of you who do not know, the Dune saga jumps like tens of thousands of years into the future ah by the time the books are like done, done. So and I think technically they're still going depending on what ending you want to pick.
01:39:47
ThirstTrapLeon
um But yeah, Dune's sick. I just think um we're in this weird like Messiah is interesting if you look at the right spots.
01:40:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Children of Dune, I don't think is very interesting.
01:40:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's going to be an interesting one. I mean, in that, how can you make it interesting? Because I agree with you, David.
01:40:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah. And then God Emperor of Dune is to me, i think it's, you're either in or out at that point.
01:40:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's a deep commitment.
01:40:16
ThirstTrapLeon
You're either all in or all out. ah
01:40:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a deep commitment. And it should get more and more surreal as it goes on. Because the books get more interior as as it goes on.
01:40:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:40:26
ThirstTrapLeon
And, and just to clarify,
01:40:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's about being in mind.
01:40:30
ThirstTrapLeon
I've never read any Dune book. I just really got super deep into the weeds on some Dune fan sites and like, you know, some some let's break down these books.
01:40:40
ThirstTrapLeon
So take that however you want my Dune opinions. But now listen, it's going to be a sick movie because I don't think this guy's made a movie that I haven't liked.
01:40:53
Steve-O
Right.
01:40:54
ThirstTrapLeon
And apparently Brian K. Vaughn is one of the writers of this movie. Which is interesting.
01:40:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
interesting
01:41:01
ThirstTrapLeon
And also, I think it's cool in the trailer, the song, I think that's Timothee Chalamet singing.
01:41:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
it is it is dog da off a door our by he's gonna do and everyone's gonna get real like o
01:41:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Look at me. I think I'm a dune boy. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? You fucking mutie.
01:41:21
ThirstTrapLeon
And everybody's like, you can't say that.
01:41:22
Steve-O
Whoa.
01:41:23
leong kennedick
Whoa.
01:41:24
Steve-O
Whoa, white baby, you can't say that.
01:41:25
ThirstTrapLeon
You white.
01:41:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Actually, they got a name for that in Dune. It's Abomination. You're going to hear that a lot in Dune Messiah.
01:41:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41:31
leong kennedick
That's the mudblood of Dune, Abomination.
01:41:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
One million percent. Yes.
01:41:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Chris, did you ever watch ah the the the HBO show that came out like a year ago?
01:41:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
One million percent. I guess I should.
01:41:43
ThirstTrapLeon
it's it's um It's good enough. I wouldn't say it's like...
01:41:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's like House of Dragons. Like I i pull myself through that show.
01:41:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
I never it's like a
01:41:54
ThirstTrapLeon
It's not like bad in any sense, but it doesn't really...
01:41:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's boring.
01:41:57
Steve-O
You got to steal yourself.
01:41:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, kind of.
01:41:59
ThirstTrapLeon
it's It's good if you're like deep into the lore and oddly enough, Jenny's was super into it.
01:42:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's...
01:42:05
ThirstTrapLeon
That was the part she really hung up on.
01:42:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the thing about Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I felt like it was a breath of fresh air.
01:42:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:42:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Really, for all those types of shows. Those deep lore types of shows.
01:42:12
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:42:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because it's not a deep lore type of show. It's about him. It's about Duncan and Egg.
01:42:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:42:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's it. Really. You know? And the books are like that too. You just laser focus. And that makes for a better TV show. i
01:42:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:42:30
leong kennedick
Dialed in.
01:42:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Dialed in. One one million percent.
01:42:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. So I think those are the two big ones. Um, and I can, I can get pretty quick and go quick through some of the other stuff, but this could be, this could be an undertone or this could be another, uh, hereditary, but hokum hokum looks good.
01:42:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Chain gun through them, Devin.
01:42:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
ho come
01:42:52
ThirstTrapLeon
And I, and I won't say, uh, hokum looks pretty sick.
01:42:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
does It does look pretty good.
01:42:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Um, Adam Scott, Scary movie. Looks creepy. Obsession, which is another horror movie, but I think in more of a fun way.
01:43:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
cookgar I think this one is more on the fence than Hokum is.
01:43:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, like Obsession just seems like it could be like a fun horror movie.
01:43:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
This can either be great or terrible.
01:43:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. ah
01:43:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's what I think.
01:43:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Bait is interesting. i don't know if you watch this trailer, but it's...
01:43:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that like sure for masturbating?
01:43:21
ThirstTrapLeon
No, it's it's like a fictional Dev Patel.
01:43:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like I'm baiting right now?
01:43:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Telling the real story of when he was rumored to be James Bond. And then everybody's mad at him.
01:43:34
Steve-O
That's ah Amazon Prime, right?
01:43:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:36
Steve-O
I saw ah some ah news things about it today.
01:43:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's it's an interesting concept. um Fuse is your dad's next favorite movie. um If you're my if you're my dad, I guess. Yeah.
01:43:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, you should probably go see this one.
01:43:51
Steve-O
It's a certified Mr.
01:43:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. i and I mean, basically what I'm hearing is John's going to love this movie because he's in, you know.
01:43:53
Steve-O
Kopech classic.
01:43:57
leong kennedick
Mm-hmm.
01:43:58
Steve-O
Take your multi-tool.
01:44:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Take it. Yeah. I bet you there's a multi-tool that gets utilized.
01:44:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
One of us has to see this.
01:44:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. ah Maybe.
01:44:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Somebody's got to break down and watch that one.
01:44:09
ThirstTrapLeon
a Man on Fire. Official show. Netflix show. I like the movie. I don't know.
01:44:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is a Tony Scott movie with Denzel Washington, correct?
01:44:21
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Well.
01:44:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
That they're basing this television show on?
01:44:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which that was one of those movies. So Man on Fire has a weird place in my in my brain because it was one of the first.
01:44:34
ThirstTrapLeon
I was working at GameStop and this is when they were like, you can just like take things home with you if you want. You just, you know, rent it out. And once I found out we could do with DVDs, I took Man on Fire home with me and I didn't really know anything about it. And it kind of blew me away with how good it was.
01:44:53
ThirstTrapLeon
So it's Man on Fire has a real weird space in my heart because I really dug it. um I don't know. could be good. It's just Man on Fire. And it's ah Yaya, ah you know, fucking Wonder Man, fucking everything. This guy's everywhere.
01:45:13
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Black Manta, Wonder Man, John Kreese. So it could be good.
01:45:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
John Creasy.
01:45:21
Steve-O
ah Hold on. What was that?
01:45:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry, I pulled up the trailer because I wanted them to say John Creasy the moment Devin said John Creasy.
01:45:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, crazy.
01:45:27
Steve-O
John Creasy.
01:45:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, sorry. um
01:45:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like this guy.
01:45:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Buffy the Vampire Slayer show is officially canceled.
01:45:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's a good actor. He's good actor.
01:45:38
Steve-O
They nixed that, right?
01:45:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and apparently there was a little bit more to it.
01:45:39
Steve-O
It's gone.
01:45:42
ThirstTrapLeon
They were like, they shot a pilot, didn't move forward with it, but they said one of the things that was really working against them was one of the main decision makers was like, I don't like this show.
01:45:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's a pilot shot.
01:45:55
ThirstTrapLeon
I never watched it and I don't get it.
01:45:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Was proud about it.
01:45:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, was proud about it.
01:45:59
Steve-O
That feels stupid.
01:46:00
ThirstTrapLeon
And then it didn't go. Yeah, which is like, I don't know. I'm not saying it was a good pilot because we'll never know. But also shout out, ah rest in peace.
01:46:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Brendan, Nicholas Brendan. Sad story.
01:46:19
Steve-O
That is sad.
01:46:20
ThirstTrapLeon
But, you know, sadly passed away this week.
01:46:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a rough one.
01:46:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Xander Harris, man. Iconic. We also have a Sekiro trailer. Is this...
01:46:34
leong kennedick
It looks good.
01:46:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Is anyone...
01:46:35
leong kennedick
It looks good.
01:46:35
ThirstTrapLeon
walk Okay. Let me ask. Is this like following the plot of the game? Or is it just gonna...
01:46:40
leong kennedick
It looks like it is exactly the story of the whole game.
01:46:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Because I was looking it was like, I don't... Maybe. Maybe.
Industry Trends: Anime and Gaming
01:46:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Why not?
01:46:47
Steve-O
Dude, get the story of the game without having to play a hard game.
01:46:52
ThirstTrapLeon
That's why I'm gonna be into it.
01:46:52
leong kennedick
It looks, um, yeah, but is it is it snobby and weird of me to think that think less of it because it's on Crunchyroll and not on something else?
01:47:03
ThirstTrapLeon
John, i have some bad news for you.
01:47:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh
01:47:03
Steve-O
No, that's fair. That's fair.
01:47:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Crunky Roll is like 80% of anime now.
01:47:07
Steve-O
No, not Netflix anime, though.
01:47:08
leong kennedick
I know, but it's like, yeah, but I, yeah.
01:47:09
Steve-O
That's Prestige. Prestige.
01:47:11
leong kennedick
Yeah, what about Cyberpunk Edgeron? Do you think that's just going to go on?
01:47:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is that really considered prestige?
01:47:15
Steve-O
i
01:47:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Or is it just us?
01:47:16
Steve-O
I don't think so.
01:47:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:47:17
Steve-O
I think it's just fine.
01:47:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:47:17
leong kennedick
no because like, no.
01:47:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Stand on that, Steve.
01:47:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm just curious.
01:47:18
leong kennedick
no
01:47:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Own that.
01:47:19
Steve-O
Whatever i don't have
01:47:19
leong kennedick
Yeah, like, do you think, you think so do you think Cyberpunk, do you think Cyberpunk, like, Chris, how would you feel if if Cyberpunk Edgeron or Season 2 was Crunchyroll only this time?
01:47:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Own that.
01:47:22
Steve-O
is
01:47:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't know.
01:47:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah probably throw my hat on the ground.
01:47:30
leong kennedick
Like, how would that?
01:47:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm hearing that.
01:47:31
leong kennedick
yeah Yeah. Yeah, it makes makes you feel like it might be treated a little less.
01:47:36
Steve-O
Would you sign up for it, though?
01:47:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
I would for Edge Runner Season 2.
01:47:42
ThirstTrapLeon
du The UI on Crunchyroll is still shockingly bad, but ah it's a good it's good service.
01:47:42
leong kennedick
so
01:47:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's pretty easy.
01:47:49
ThirstTrapLeon
I like it.
01:47:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Crunch them rolls, Devon.
01:47:52
ThirstTrapLeon
And Crunchyrolls.
01:47:52
Steve-O
Crunch damn roe.
01:47:53
leong kennedick
Crunch him up, baby.
01:47:54
ThirstTrapLeon
um Not a official, I don't think, but um i think I think we can all pretty much suss this out.
01:47:54
leong kennedick
Crunch him up.
01:48:02
ThirstTrapLeon
But Patrick Wilson is joining Lasso Season 3. Yeah. um
01:48:07
leong kennedick
Oh, Abby's dad?
01:48:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I think all but confirmed.
01:48:10
leong kennedick
i would assume.
01:48:11
ThirstTrapLeon
If not, like who else would he be?
01:48:11
leong kennedick
I mean, he seems... Yeah, he seems like he'd be Abby's dad. Like, him.
01:48:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Good guy to get murked by Joel.
01:48:19
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:48:19
ThirstTrapLeon
what if?
01:48:19
Steve-O
He's going to be like, go surreal.
01:48:20
Steve-O
And I have proof. I have the Annabelle doll.
01:48:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
01:48:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's going to release all of his other characters? Release?
01:48:31
Steve-O
he's going to release them all on everyone.
01:48:32
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Yeah, dude.
01:48:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's going release all over Joel talking about his characters?
01:48:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Ocean. Yeah. Ocean Master is going to come out and just.
01:48:36
Steve-O
Don't you know if you kill an actor, all of the characters they play come out of them?
01:48:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Steve, what did you call Ocean Master?
01:48:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:48:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
What was his nickname?
01:48:45
Steve-O
ah that's Trashmaster. Trashmaster.
01:48:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Trash Master.
01:48:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh,
01:48:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah,
01:48:50
Steve-O
He wanted to fill the ocean with trash.
01:48:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah that's a good good movie.
01:49:00
ThirstTrapLeon
shit.
01:49:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
01:49:01
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. Apparently, they are remaking Bloodsport, which is...
01:49:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
01:49:08
leong kennedick
Stupid.
01:49:09
ThirstTrapLeon
stupid I guess 24.
01:49:10
leong kennedick
Like, why are they doing this?
01:49:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Nick, uh, Nicola Cole.
01:49:14
leong kennedick
Uh, wait a minute.
01:49:15
Steve-O
Oh, tone has changed.
01:49:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, come on.
01:49:17
leong kennedick
Hold on.
01:49:18
ThirstTrapLeon
have some fucking spine.
01:49:18
leong kennedick
Hold on. on.
01:49:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
you can't you can't you can't sneak that one by
01:49:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh my God.
01:49:21
leong kennedick
Just a minute.
01:49:22
ThirstTrapLeon
You fucking weak.
01:49:24
leong kennedick
Hold on
01:49:24
ThirstTrapLeon
You weak. Need full.
01:49:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
you can't you can't you can't sneak that one by
01:49:26
leong kennedick
Just chill.
01:49:27
ThirstTrapLeon
and
01:49:29
leong kennedick
Chill out. Try to sweep that under the rug, Devin. Okay. Maybe I'm a little bit in. Maybe I got one toe in the pool.
01:49:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. You know what?
01:49:38
leong kennedick
One toe in the pool.
01:49:39
ThirstTrapLeon
To be fair, to be fair, that is why I posted it.
01:49:42
leong kennedick
I know you're a neon guy, Devin.
01:49:42
ThirstTrapLeon
If it was just a fucking blood sport. Hey.
01:49:46
leong kennedick
I know you're a Blumhouse guy.
01:49:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Ain't nothing wrong with neon.
01:49:49
leong kennedick
No, you're Blumhouse guy.
01:49:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
didn't frank wasn't Wasn't Frank Duck's like a ah reported total liar about everything?
01:49:54
Steve-O
Yes.
01:49:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:49:56
leong kennedick
Dude, what if they go that route?
01:49:58
Steve-O
That'd be interesting. That's an A24. What if it's a movie about the making of Bloodsport?
01:50:03
leong kennedick
Hmm.
01:50:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Michaela, Michaela Cole. I don't, I don't, ew.
01:50:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
That'd be cool.
01:50:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Miguel Agol.
01:50:11
ThirstTrapLeon
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
01:50:12
Steve-O
That's Chris doing the Resident Evil voice.
01:50:14
ThirstTrapLeon
It has some fucking class, dude.
01:50:15
leong kennedick
Hmm. All right.
01:50:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, did I just hit start on Resident Evil 4? God
01:50:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
I
01:50:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, all right.
01:50:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
who i was just chiming in with you, Devin.
01:50:29
ThirstTrapLeon
I was like, that like pissed me off. I like, ew, how dare you?
01:50:33
Steve-O
Felt that in his ear.
01:50:34
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Anyway, moving on. ah Let's see here. ah We could probably talk about this for 40 minutes. I think all that needed to be said has been said about it.
01:50:46
ThirstTrapLeon
But ah hey, man, that NVIDIA DLSS 5 thing really so really sucks, and I don't think anyone likes it.
01:50:55
Steve-O
Looks like shit.
01:50:56
leong kennedick
Yeah, capcom Capcom was like, uh, we didn't approve this, motherfuckers.
01:50:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Does anyone? Yeah, Capcom was like, we didn't know you were innna fucking ruin this.
01:51:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, what ah what about the CEO?
01:51:03
leong kennedick
You know you're gonna ruin Grace.
01:51:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
you He said that we're wrong.
01:51:05
Steve-O
He says we're wrong.
01:51:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, he says everybody's cool, which is is a great. It's what you want to say, right? Actually, you're wrong.
01:51:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Are we wrong?
01:51:12
Steve-O
We're in a weird timeline where like companies just expect us to give them money, even if we're like, we don't like this. Your fan base doesn't like this. And it's little too bad. Fuck off.
01:51:27
leong kennedick
Yeah, you're wrong.
01:51:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's simple. When you're you got all the money, who cares, right?
01:51:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. ah Yeah.
01:51:31
leong kennedick
You're NVIDIA, dude.
01:51:32
ThirstTrapLeon
It's not post-processing. It's not post-processing at the frame level. It's genative generative control at the geometry level.
01:51:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
general
01:51:40
Steve-O
Janet Hoy, I, oh no.
01:51:42
ThirstTrapLeon
This is very different from generative AI.
01:51:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
lo
01:51:46
ThirstTrapLeon
It's content control generative AI. Of course. Of course it is, guys. How foolish are we? How foolish are we to trust our eyeballs?
01:51:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Those genitals look so smooth to me.
01:51:57
Steve-O
but
01:51:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's all I'm saying.
01:51:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:51:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're way too smooth, Devin. I don't like them when they're that smooth.
01:52:02
ThirstTrapLeon
I know. Yeah, but yeah, man, I don't know. It's ah it's gross, and I'm...
01:52:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nobody likes AI. Nobody likes to look at it while they're masturbating or playing video games.
01:52:10
ThirstTrapLeon
It's just like... the Use the AI to to fuck with my frames, right?
01:52:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Damn
01:52:15
leong kennedick
for yourself, Chris.
01:52:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Make make the frames move better, you know?
01:52:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
it. Oh, God.
01:52:19
leong kennedick
Chris,
01:52:20
ThirstTrapLeon
i don't need I don't need you fucking the faces up.
01:52:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
like
01:52:22
leong kennedick
speak for yourself, man.
01:52:23
Steve-O
Don't fuck up, Grayson's face.
01:52:24
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't need you putting... where Grace fucking Yossify Grace and she she puts on lip filler and makeup to go to the the hotel where her mom was slaughtered.
01:52:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Would you get that option done to you, Devin?
01:52:37
ThirstTrapLeon
That's where you want dress up.
01:52:40
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, listen, I'm a i'm a human man. Of course I do.
01:52:43
Steve-O
Dude, welcome. Welcome to the team, Devin. Dude, we'll get those fucking just pearly whites for you, babe. We'll be making you look like the guy from the fucking Hunger Games by the end of the week, baby.
01:52:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:52:52
Steve-O
Come on, we'll cap them teeth.
01:52:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Hell yeah. captain fat boys hunger games all right
01:52:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
If you could use general AI.
01:52:55
Steve-O
Hunger Games.
01:52:59
leong kennedick
Hunger Games!
01:53:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
and all ai
01:53:00
Steve-O
Hunger Games. Hey, Chris. It's great to see you, buddy. Oh, baby, Nvidia got to be real good.
01:53:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, you got the UT
01:53:10
Steve-O
DLSS5.
01:53:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Look how good I look. Oh my God.
01:53:13
Steve-O
Oh, i dude. Dude.
01:53:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
AI created. don't know everything.
01:53:16
Steve-O
Oh, man.
01:53:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
don't know everything.
01:53:18
Steve-O
Jeez.
01:53:21
ThirstTrapLeon
uh okay cool yeah um
01:53:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
There it is. je There it is.
01:53:24
Steve-O
Sorry, Devin. Sorry. We'll stop. Spider-Man's mutant?
01:53:29
ThirstTrapLeon
but
01:53:30
Steve-O
No.
01:53:31
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Cool only to me. um But Warhammer released an animation that has reintroduced a long thought dead character into the lore again.
01:53:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Commissary Eric, which is fucking sick. It's sick. The trailer's sick. You should just watch it. The vibes are very Warhammer and Grimdark, and I loved it.
01:53:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Where did you watch this?
01:53:59
ThirstTrapLeon
On YouTube.
01:54:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I mean like, where were you in the house?
01:54:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, oh ah my living room. I put it on the big TV.
01:54:06
Steve-O
You put on the big screen.
01:54:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
01:54:08
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:54:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is a big TV moment? Okay.
01:54:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, for me it was.
01:54:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's what was asking. That's what I was asking?
01:54:11
ThirstTrapLeon
For me it was. For me it was.
01:54:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's but what I would have done.
01:54:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. um Hey, Crips and Desert ah accidentally put a little bit generative AI um in their game.
01:54:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
All of our generals have generators and AI...
01:54:21
leong kennedick
Generative AI. Generative AI.
01:54:24
ThirstTrapLeon
And they they they had the ah the tainted supplements excuse of it was a placeholder and we forgot about it.
01:54:24
Steve-O
January...
01:54:32
ThirstTrapLeon
And now it's in there.
01:54:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Damn it. I completely forgot. I used AI to do this whole podcast. Sorry, guys.
01:54:38
Steve-O
Hey, hey, well, don't you worry. The ex-Blizzard president stepped up and says gamers need to man up over AI usage after the Crimson Desert devs issued an apology.
01:54:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, get fucking man up.
01:54:52
Steve-O
Man up, Devin.
01:54:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry. is that Wait, is that the ex-Blizzard president?
01:54:57
Steve-O
My veneers get in the way of my tongue.
01:55:01
ThirstTrapLeon
is that Is that what he sounds like?
01:55:01
Steve-O
Yeah, that's Mike Diplara.
01:55:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Just deal with it, all right?
01:55:04
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
01:55:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Will you? Please?
01:55:06
ThirstTrapLeon
um Chris is Team Moana. I'm not Team Moana.
01:55:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
um I'm not team anything.
01:55:13
leong kennedick
and Chris is definitely a row on, baby.
01:55:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Nah, you sounded pretty...
01:55:14
Steve-O
You're not Team Milano?
01:55:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah I'm team nothing.
01:55:16
ThirstTrapLeon
So... ah So it' the word, the most damning thing I saw about this is somebody took a freeze frame of the rock and they said, why does he look like Rob Schneider?
01:55:28
ThirstTrapLeon
And I cannot. un understand And I.
01:55:29
Steve-O
ha
01:55:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, Weird Al dunked on him, too. He's like, this is not... He's like, we've already filmed the Weird Al biopic. Why do we keep getting headshots?
01:55:39
ThirstTrapLeon
dude.
01:55:44
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah dude I mean, who am I to complain about a live action Moana? But here I am.
01:55:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Listen, quality has no impact on how much money this movie's going make, which it will make money, so...
01:55:56
ThirstTrapLeon
But again, ah my my argument is, is this movie is less than 10 years old. The original. This movie is going to cost more. I don't even see like the nostalgia factor kicking in because it's it's the same fucking movie.
01:56:09
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:56:10
Steve-O
So recent. I mean, it's the same guy.
01:56:13
ThirstTrapLeon
It's the same guy.
01:56:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
same guy you're right but it's it's just milking it it's just milking what's already there and that that works
01:56:14
ThirstTrapLeon
It's the same song. There's nothing new and fresh about this.
01:56:20
Steve-O
a weird wig, though, man. This is going to be something we're gonna be talking about for years to come.
01:56:22
ThirstTrapLeon
That wig is...
01:56:26
Steve-O
This is going to YouTube video, like top 10 worst wigs in movies. It's going this fan four stick.
01:56:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
wait there was a wig in fan forest who wore a wig oh what really i had no idea
01:56:36
Steve-O
Yeah, what's her name? She wore the wig for the reshoots.
01:56:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah you're talking you're the bad one, Chris.
01:56:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I knew that. I didn't know that was a thing.
01:56:43
ThirstTrapLeon
here Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's there's very, very obvious reshoot wigs going on in that movie.
01:56:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
think I've seen that movie.
01:56:53
Steve-O
the Scorpion King had a better wig.
01:56:53
ThirstTrapLeon
you'd Wait, wait. You didn't watch Fan Force Day, Chris?
01:56:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, i'll be I'll be completely honest with you don
01:56:57
Steve-O
Chris, we watched Fanforestick with you.
01:56:58
leong kennedick
What?
01:56:59
Steve-O
We watched it at your house with you.
01:56:59
leong kennedick
Chris, you guys made me watch, yeah, you guys made me watch fucking Justice League.
01:57:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
you. Did we watch it all together?
01:57:02
Steve-O
Yeah, we we watched it all together.
01:57:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, we did.
01:57:04
leong kennedick
No, you guys, okay, good, okay, good, good, good.
01:57:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Holy shit, we did.
01:57:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Yeah, you're absolutely right.
01:57:07
leong kennedick
I was gonna say, we're gonna fucking Clockwork Orange is ass for this movie.
01:57:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whoops.
01:57:10
ThirstTrapLeon
I guess we got to re-watch it, Chris.
01:57:11
Steve-O
at this At this point, it's like eight eight years ago. That's how long it's been.
01:57:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
01:57:15
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, that's no use.
01:57:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
01:57:16
leong kennedick
Chris could be lying.
01:57:17
ThirstTrapLeon
You got to remember that.
01:57:18
leong kennedick
and
01:57:18
ThirstTrapLeon
You got to remember that, Chris.
01:57:18
leong kennedick
Chris could be lying, though, right now.
01:57:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm not lying.
01:57:21
leong kennedick
He might be lying.
01:57:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
I do remember. I now do remember watching it. But maybe it's just I pushed it out of my head.
01:57:26
leong kennedick
He's trying to get out.
01:57:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm trying to get out of it.
01:57:27
leong kennedick
He's trying to get out of it
01:57:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:57:28
Steve-O
yeah
01:57:29
leong kennedick
trying to get out of it.
01:57:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't even know what that means.
01:57:30
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
01:57:32
leong kennedick
call Cap. I call Cap.
01:57:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
How about sipping it out?
01:57:33
leong kennedick
I call him um cap
01:57:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
I gotta watch it again?
01:57:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, my goodness.
01:57:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
man.
01:57:37
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right. That's that's the rapid fire news. That's the rapid fire news.
01:57:41
Steve-O
Rapid fire news.
01:57:42
leong kennedick
Wait, we didn't go... Did we talk about fucking...
01:57:47
Steve-O
We always talk about fucking news.
01:57:47
leong kennedick
Crimson Desert?
01:57:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, the generative
01:57:50
Steve-O
We touched on the AI stuff, but not the game.
01:57:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Genital AI, we talked about it.
01:57:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:57:54
leong kennedick
How is this... can i Can I ask you question? How is this different than the Expedition 33?
01:58:01
leong kennedick
Is it different because the game's not good? Like, why does...
01:58:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, what do you mean?
01:58:05
leong kennedick
what is it's like It's like the same thing.
01:58:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, how's it different? Like, they got shit on for both.
01:58:10
leong kennedick
No, well, I mean, the thing is, like, everybody, like, rushes to fucking put their shields up for for Sandfall when they when this happens. Oh, it's not... There's nothing that's bad about It's just a placeholder.
01:58:23
leong kennedick
It's the game of the century.
01:58:25
Steve-O
think people rush.
01:58:25
leong kennedick
And it's this And it's this, it's like, oh yeah, it's it's fuck fucked up.
01:58:27
Steve-O
the
01:58:31
leong kennedick
It's real fucked up. I feel like it's the same crowd.
01:58:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're saying it's disproportionate.
01:58:33
leong kennedick
It's like, yeah, it's like kind of like a double standard. is it it's
01:58:37
ThirstTrapLeon
because one game is good and the other very average, it sounds like.
01:58:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Doggy dog.
01:58:42
leong kennedick
So does that negate the fact that this even matters, is my question.
01:58:45
ThirstTrapLeon
No, but I think it makes i think it does affect like the the level of
01:58:46
Steve-O
no
01:58:52
ThirstTrapLeon
ah like reaction
01:58:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Discourse.
01:58:55
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, it's also like the 15th game since then that's like accidentally forgot that they did it.
01:58:57
leong kennedick
yes Yeah, true.
01:59:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Air quotes. um So I think it's just like the amount of times it's happened.
01:59:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's so easy to forget.
01:59:05
ThirstTrapLeon
And also it's the the it's not as high profile. um
01:59:11
Steve-O
And it's also the game just came out.
01:59:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:59:13
Steve-O
Well, Expedition 33, that news didn't really like come to the surface until like the end of the year.
01:59:15
ThirstTrapLeon
That's true. Yeah, that had been Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah
01:59:20
leong kennedick
um I'm waiting for Resident Evil 9 to come.
01:59:23
Steve-O
Well, the the comment they made about the DLSS five stuff, they said Capcom is very anti AI and they're afraid that NVIDIA is going to whisper into the ears of the higher ups at Capcom and get them to start using AI.
01:59:36
leong kennedick
And like make them to do it.
01:59:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:59:39
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, hope, but based off their reaction, I kind of hope that isn't the case.
01:59:44
ThirstTrapLeon
I hope...
01:59:44
Steve-O
I hope it's not the case too, because everyone's like, you
01:59:44
leong kennedick
Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like, I feel like stakeholders and stock investors and shit don't care about reactions. They care about cutting corners and, you know, not having to pay as much for the manufacturing.
01:59:56
Steve-O
They care about what's good for this moment in time, and then it's going to be bad for every other moment in time.
02:00:07
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:00:10
leong kennedick
Yeah, I don't know, man.
02:00:11
Steve-O
But not as bad as The Rock's wig, I tell you that much.
02:00:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
whoa who
02:00:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:00:15
Steve-O
Woohoo!
02:00:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve don't like wigs.
02:00:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. It sucks. I still, I mean, to be fair, I still, it's like fucking is a placeholder. They should have, they should have said, Hey, we use placeholder.
02:00:29
ThirstTrapLeon
i just don't understand how it's so hard to not just click the fucking button.
02:00:34
Steve-O
steam
02:00:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Cause that's the shitty part. Right. Is like, Ooh,
02:00:36
Steve-O
Steam changed their shit secretly recently.
02:00:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, what are you talking about, Steve?
02:00:40
Steve-O
now you don't have to disclose it as, as, as availably as they used to, because you can consider certain things as not being a part of the game now.
02:00:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Au revoir.
02:00:51
Steve-O
So if it's stuff like, Oh, you know, we did behind the scenes stuff and you know, ah like this. So we didn't, it's not in the game. It's, you know, we used it, but it's not in the game.
02:01:04
Steve-O
Wink, wink. um and people can just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and click it. like they They kind of leaned lessened their strictness on it. so Yeah.
02:01:14
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, just people are going to find out, man, no matter what.
02:01:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, I think it would just be in the reviews, right?
02:01:19
Steve-O
It's going to be very, you know, people are going to look at the games they're playing.
02:01:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah,
02:01:24
Steve-O
Have you seen the fucking waterfalls and in Crimson Desert? They look like dog shit. They look like N64 things.
02:01:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:01:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
I was watching the donkey video too.
02:01:31
Steve-O
Dunkey was playing it, and it was ridiculous.
02:01:34
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. i like
02:01:35
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, I'll be honest. It's just that game.
02:01:37
Steve-O
I'm bummed because I thought this game was going to be cool.
02:01:38
ThirstTrapLeon
That game's so.
02:01:40
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, I think it still looks gorgeous in a lot of ways, but it's like there's the way they they developed it and the tools that they used. It's like I think some parts of this game are breathtaking and other parts look like look like garbage.
02:01:40
Steve-O
And then when i watched it.
02:01:56
ThirstTrapLeon
again It is what it is.
02:01:56
Steve-O
Yeah, but I hear like the story is like an absolute just like joke.
02:01:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's nothing. oh Apparently, yeah. Yeah, it sucks.
02:02:02
Steve-O
if i want to If I want to play a fantasy game that I've never gotten around to, I'll jump back and try The Witcher again. I'll, you know, my head's 10 years on later.
02:02:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah. Witcher 3, this ain't, you know.
02:02:12
Steve-O
Yeah. Witcher 4 is going to come out at some point in the next 10 years. So.
02:02:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Witcher 3 DLC is coming out, apparently.
02:02:18
Steve-O
Wait, what?
02:02:19
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm still waiting on that. Yeah, yeah. there's um There's a very strongly rumored Witcher 3
02:02:21
Steve-O
Fresh Witch?
02:02:22
leong kennedick
yeah they Yeah, they just announced that few months ago.
02:02:26
ThirstTrapLeon
That is supposed to bridge the gap between three and four.
02:02:33
Steve-O
That's awesome.
02:02:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. And it's like, oh, oh, I get more Witcher three. Poor me. Right. Like I'm fucking in. It's not officially announced, but they're like, yeah, it's they're definitely working on it.
02:02:48
ThirstTrapLeon
But, uh, man, you guys want you guys want try this game?
02:02:53
Steve-O
Yeah, dev so Devin has a game for us.
02:02:55
ThirstTrapLeon
We got a game.
02:02:56
Steve-O
Will you explain it to the audience, Devin?
02:02:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, the game is called, I stole this game on the internet, but basically it's called Sink or Swim. The
Game Selection Challenge: 'Sink or Swim'
02:03:05
ThirstTrapLeon
ship is sinking. Each player only gets...
02:03:08
ThirstTrapLeon
How many spots did we commit to?
02:03:10
Steve-O
Three.
02:03:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Three. Each player only gets three spots on their lifeboat. Go through the list one by one. Reply with sink or swim for each game. Once your spots are filled, you must lobby, bribe, guilt trip, or dramatically plead with other players to save your remaining favorites. No mercy. The water is cold. Choose wisely.
02:03:30
ThirstTrapLeon
So the parameters that we are using is I have a list of largely notable games that have scored somewhere in the 80s on Metacritic from the year 2000 to 2010. And we have more games than we will definitely be able to save.
02:03:53
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm pretty much just going assume once we fill our boats, we'll be able to kind of And the game. So I have a spinner here. So even though I see the list, it's going be randomized.
02:04:05
ThirstTrapLeon
So are we all ready? And really, this is just going to be like we hear a game.
02:04:09
leong kennedick
right.
02:04:11
ThirstTrapLeon
If we all say sync, we move on. If one of us picks it, we pick it.
02:04:16
Steve-O
Okay. And so just again, these are all, have you just described what the games are from?
02:04:17
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
02:04:25
ThirstTrapLeon
So they are, yeah, all the games are from the year 2000 to 2010, and they all have a Metacritic score somewhere in the 80s. So 80 to 89, you know, So, and again, the idea is enough time has passed, right? There's no kind of recency bias here.
02:04:45
ThirstTrapLeon
And yeah, we're just kind of dealing with that, like PlayStation 2 to Wii era of games, I'd say, I don't
02:04:52
Steve-O
We're fishing out the the B student games out of the ocean.
02:04:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. We're showing her age.
02:04:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Kevin, can I fish out a game for the other three to eat?
02:05:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, like, wait, wait
02:05:03
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Could we eat some of the games to survive off of?
02:05:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:05:09
ThirstTrapLeon
wait. You know what? I'll say this.
02:05:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
One game that we can pull out that you can make the other three eat.
02:05:11
ThirstTrapLeon
We'll, no, no, no. This is what I'll say. This is what I'll say. We'll get to the desert island with our picks and then we'll have to choose to eat one of each to survive.
02:05:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, that's really good.
02:05:21
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
02:05:22
ThirstTrapLeon
How about that?
02:05:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
okay I that.
02:05:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, we'll do that.
02:05:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
like that.
02:05:23
ThirstTrapLeon
We'll do that.
02:05:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
i like but it That paints it a different color now.
02:05:23
Steve-O
That's fair.
02:05:27
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:05:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Interesting.
02:05:28
ThirstTrapLeon
First spin. Let's see. Okay. Okay. We have... All right. We're starting off strong. Fallout New Vegas, 84 on Metacritic.
02:05:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, Jesus. That's on my boat.
02:05:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. All right. You know what?
02:05:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:05:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Let me... ah
02:05:44
leong kennedick
eat it.
02:05:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep.
02:05:45
leong kennedick
Let's eat it.
02:05:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:05:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. Okay. Hold on. ah
02:05:51
leong kennedick
Just kidding.
02:05:52
ThirstTrapLeon
So wait, Chris.
02:05:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's easy.
02:05:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Fallout New Vegas...
02:05:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
I didn't even have to think about it. I was thinking about that before we even played this game.
02:05:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve, me, John. that's That's very funny. All right. So that is safe. Officially, you said, hey, we got plenty of space.
02:06:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Don't worry about it.
02:06:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're getting up here, baby. You're surviving.
02:06:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. um Diablo 2.
02:06:21
leong kennedick
Ooh.
02:06:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Does anyone care?
02:06:24
leong kennedick
I mean...
02:06:24
ThirstTrapLeon
We got space.
02:06:25
Steve-O
Hold on. I'm looking for Tim's boat because I'm sure he'd save that.
02:06:27
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
02:06:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't see Tim out there, Steve.
02:06:29
leong kennedick
um tim has a floaty.
02:06:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Nah, dude. Tim was the iceberg, man.
02:06:33
leong kennedick
Tim has a floaty. We have to decide one game that Tim will save.
02:06:34
Steve-O
swear
02:06:35
leong kennedick
He won't save Diablo 2. Trust me.
02:06:37
Steve-O
Diablo 2 doesn't make it. All right.
02:06:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Nah, sorry.
02:06:39
leong kennedick
Nah, I don't think so, no.
02:06:39
ThirstTrapLeon
You have been sunk, Diablo.
02:06:41
Steve-O
Sorry, Diablo.
02:06:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, by the way, this list was about, I think it was like 47, 48 total. So we're drowning some people.
02:06:48
Steve-O
We're drowning some. Yeah.
02:06:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. we There's no no space on this raft. Ooh, okay. Counter-Strike 2000.
02:06:59
leong kennedick
Sync.
02:07:01
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. 88 on Metacritic. Sorry.
02:07:03
Steve-O
Chris and I look at each other real quick.
02:07:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:07:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
You oh ah he's serious?
02:07:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. yes No.
02:07:06
Steve-O
prince Yeah, we can sink it.
02:07:06
ThirstTrapLeon
No. All right. All right.
02:07:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
I ain't growing up.
02:07:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:07:10
Steve-O
We can sink it.
02:07:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
02:07:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man. This one's Devil May Cry, the original.
02:07:21
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to save it.
02:07:23
Steve-O
Okay, there you go
02:07:23
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to save it.
02:07:26
Steve-O
Devin's saved one.
02:07:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Devil May Cry, dude. That game changed my life. ah You guys would have fucking let it die?
02:07:34
Steve-O
How did, how did it change your life?
02:07:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Because, right, really quick. What was so sick about Devil May Cry is this is right off of, you know, Resident Evils and stuff like that.
02:07:46
ThirstTrapLeon
And I'm playing fucking Devil May Cry. And I'm like, this is the power fantasy I've always wanted in Resident Evil games. Because there was a very there was a very particular moment in the opening area, like in the castle, in the first Devil of May Cry game, where there's this huge gap.
02:08:01
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:08:03
ThirstTrapLeon
And I remember playing it. I was like, what fucking puzzle am I going to have to do to figure out how to, you know, make a bridge come down or do this, that, and the other thing. And I was like, this is going to so annoying. And I walked up and he just super jumped fucking 50 feet onto the other side.
02:08:21
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, this is the greatest game I've ever played my life.
02:08:26
ThirstTrapLeon
And dude, definitely crying fucking rules.
02:08:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
On your boat.
02:08:28
ThirstTrapLeon
I love it.
02:08:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Could get eaten.
02:08:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. mean Maybe, maybe we'll eat it later, but.
02:08:34
leong kennedick
I kind of want to sink it or eat it just because it almost... but It was almost Resident Evil 4.
02:08:38
Steve-O
Well, the games we the games we decide to eat on once we're on the island, I think the others get to choose from the other pool so that the people have picked.
02:08:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:08:46
leong kennedick
Alright.
02:08:47
Steve-O
So we could pick it eventually.
02:08:48
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. Well, this one's going tough. Silent Hill 2. Okay.
02:08:53
Steve-O
I'm taking that. Put that on mine.
02:08:55
leong kennedick
Yeah, I mean, I would have taken that too.
02:08:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thank God.
02:08:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. wow All right. So, Steve.
02:08:58
leong kennedick
Or, or not you know what? That would have been... I mean, Steve, if you want to conserve space...
02:09:03
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:09:04
leong kennedick
There's plenty of space on Tim's floaty for one.
02:09:06
Steve-O
Oh, you know what? I i i take Silent Hill 2 and I wend it into the tomb floaty.
02:09:07
leong kennedick
It's this little floaty donut.
02:09:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, so, Tim...
02:09:11
leong kennedick
So maybe we can give that one to Tim.
02:09:11
ThirstTrapLeon
tim
02:09:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thank God.
02:09:13
Steve-O
That
02:09:13
leong kennedick
Yeah, and then maybe we eat Tim later.
02:09:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, okay. So wait, Tim's dingy.
02:09:15
leong kennedick
We'll just eat tim
02:09:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Tim's dingy.
02:09:17
Steve-O
would be the one.
02:09:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Silent Hill 2.
02:09:19
leong kennedick
jim
02:09:20
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:09:20
leong kennedick
Tim. Tim's Titanic wooden door that he's floating on in the in Antarctica.
02:09:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:09:24
Steve-O
i
02:09:25
ThirstTrapLeon
You know what? It's kind of cheating, but I do like the concept of Tim's dingy. So Tim's dingy, you got one and that's it.
02:09:31
leong kennedick
Tim has one. Tim gets one.
02:09:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
you
02:09:34
leong kennedick
I mean, Silent Hill 2 would be that, right?
02:09:34
ThirstTrapLeon
certainly hook
02:09:35
Steve-O
that would be the one
02:09:36
ThirstTrapLeon
That's the one. That's the one.
02:09:36
leong kennedick
Yeah. Yeah.
02:09:38
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:09:38
leong kennedick
I'm
02:09:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:09:41
Steve-O
All right. Thank you, John.
02:09:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Let's see.
02:09:41
Steve-O
Probably a room. ru Let's go.
02:09:43
leong kennedick
just saying, man. Playing the game. Playing the game.
02:09:45
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right. Really interesting. 2009, 89 on Metacritic. Demon souls.
02:09:53
leong kennedick
Ooh, Tim might knock Silent Hill 2 off the dinghy for this.
02:09:56
Steve-O
no he wouldn't you wouldn't.
02:09:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry.
02:09:57
Steve-O
He wouldn't. He wouldn't.
02:09:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry, dude. That that dinghy's full. At capacity.
02:10:01
leong kennedick
Well, then, no, but then we can choose to kill... Silent Hill 2, if he really loves Demon's Souls.
02:10:06
ThirstTrapLeon
No, but that so somebody needs to rescue demon souls right now, though. It's in the water. It needs help.
02:10:13
Steve-O
i'd i wouldd wait to I'd wait to save another one.
02:10:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Are we letting it sink?
02:10:15
leong kennedick
ah we decide I thought we'd decide later. I think i thought we'd decide now if if we put it somewhere, and then we can just push it off the boat later.
02:10:21
Steve-O
No, no, no.
02:10:21
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, no, no, no.
02:10:22
leong kennedick
Okay.
02:10:22
Steve-O
Our boat's going by the bodies in the ocean.
02:10:23
ThirstTrapLeon
If your boat's full, your boat's full.
02:10:26
leong kennedick
Okay.
02:10:26
ThirstTrapLeon
so So that was Tim's pick that we chose for him.
02:10:30
leong kennedick
Okay.
02:10:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Demons, are we letting it sink?
02:10:34
Steve-O
like got a platinum in Demon's Souls in the remake.
02:10:38
leong kennedick
That's the remake. That's not 2000.
02:10:39
Steve-O
I'm good. I'm good.
02:10:40
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right.
02:10:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
good.
02:10:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry, Demon Souls. You're dead and not good enough to survive on our boats.
02:10:48
leong kennedick
Chris is like, now wait it's just a second.
02:10:48
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Wait a second.
02:10:50
leong kennedick
Now wait just a second.
02:10:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
If it was Dark Souls, I think I would have.
02:10:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
02:10:53
leong kennedick
I mean, that's in that should be in there, right?
02:10:55
ThirstTrapLeon
fuck.
02:10:55
Steve-O
It could be. It could be.
02:10:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Are you kidding me?
02:10:57
leong kennedick
If you don't save it, Chris, I will.
02:10:58
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:10:59
leong kennedick
And then you'll never get...
02:11:00
ThirstTrapLeon
No, it's already dead.
02:11:00
leong kennedick
you'll never And then you'll never you'll never see it again.
02:11:01
ThirstTrapLeon
It's already dead, and I've i've spun. um
02:11:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Dark Souls is going in my book.
02:11:05
leong kennedick
It's just gonna be...
02:11:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Final Fantasy IX.
02:11:08
leong kennedick
Save. I'm just kidding.
02:11:09
ThirstTrapLeon
You're saving it? You're saving it? Got it.
02:11:12
leong kennedick
I'm just kidding. It was a joke.
02:11:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck. I think I'm going to save it.
02:11:15
leong kennedick
Eat it.
02:11:16
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to save it.
02:11:16
Steve-O
You taking nine?
02:11:16
leong kennedick
You got two now? well You got DMC and...
02:11:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I got one left.
02:11:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin's got two...
02:11:19
Steve-O
e Devin's loading up.
02:11:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh!
02:11:22
leong kennedick
i don't know, dude.
02:11:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, I love Final Fantasy Night. It's so good.
02:11:27
leong kennedick
Wait till the remake comes out.
02:11:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, no. Dude. Dude, I'm going to offer to suck some knees to get some of my my other picks. um Dead or Alive 2?
02:11:37
leong kennedick
Mmm. Sink.
02:11:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Sink?
02:11:40
Steve-O
and Think that.
02:11:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Sink, Sink, Sink.
02:11:42
leong kennedick
Nah, I was a...
02:11:42
Steve-O
It can't sink. It's going be floating.
02:11:43
ThirstTrapLeon
We're going to need somebody to breed on the on the island, John.
02:11:44
leong kennedick
Nah, I was a... I was a dead or alive... i was gonna say, I was a dead or alive 3 guy.
02:11:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Okay.
02:11:51
ThirstTrapLeon
okay
02:11:51
Steve-O
He's waiting for the volleyball.
02:11:51
leong kennedick
Not dead or alive 2. DOA 2 is the one that was on Dreamcast, right?
02:11:57
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Probably. 2000. DOA, sorry.
02:11:59
leong kennedick
Don't you have the data in front of you?
02:12:00
ThirstTrapLeon
It looks like you're DOA. Goodbye. You're sunk.
02:12:03
Steve-O
Damn.
02:12:04
leong kennedick
Mmm.
02:12:04
Steve-O
Next.
02:12:05
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:12:05
leong kennedick
But Kasumi...
02:12:06
Steve-O
Next.
02:12:07
leong kennedick
My wife, yo.
02:12:07
ThirstTrapLeon
All
02:12:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh. Okay, man. New Super Mario Brothers. 2006, 89 on Metacritic. right, guys.
02:12:15
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:12:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Bye.
02:12:16
Steve-O
Yeah, sync that.
02:12:16
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:12:17
ThirstTrapLeon
alright got ba
02:12:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thank you.
02:12:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Bye. Okay. Man, that almost hit something. na All right. um Need for Speed Underground 2.
02:12:27
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:12:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Kill.
02:12:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
good good
02:12:30
Steve-O
We could sync that.
02:12:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Think it.
02:12:31
Steve-O
We could sync that.
02:12:32
leong kennedick
We can go right it.
02:12:32
ThirstTrapLeon
ah You know what?
02:12:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Honestly, when i was when I was doing the initial purge, I kept it because of Steve. i was like, because you love that game.
02:12:34
leong kennedick
go right by it
02:12:39
Steve-O
i mean, I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that game. Now, if we get into the burnouts, I might have to think differently.
02:12:44
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right. Sorry, you're dead.
02:12:47
Steve-O
Sorry, you're dead. Bye.
02:12:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry, you're dead. All right.
02:12:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Pikmin 2.
02:12:56
Steve-O
Tim, your dinghy's full, buddy.
02:12:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry, Tim. Alright, sorry.
02:12:59
leong kennedick
Sorry, Tim.
02:13:00
Steve-O
Sink.
02:13:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
is the only one I ever loved.
02:13:02
leong kennedick
Captain Olimar can go to the bottom of the ocean.
02:13:02
ThirstTrapLeon
You're dead.
02:13:07
Steve-O
Sounds like we hate video games.
02:13:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2.
02:13:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's getting in there.
02:13:12
ThirstTrapLeon
two
02:13:14
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:13:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Kill? Kill?
02:13:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let her sink, brah.
02:13:17
Steve-O
Yeah, let that one sink.
02:13:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry. Sorry, maybe you should have finished your game.
02:13:21
Steve-O
Finish your game!
02:13:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Finish your game, bro.
02:13:24
leong kennedick
Yeah. Jade Empire? Where's that at? Kill it.
02:13:28
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Pokemon, Diamond, and Pearl.
02:13:28
Steve-O
more like Shade Empire.
02:13:32
leong kennedick
Ooh, these are pretty good ones.
02:13:33
Steve-O
I know people love those ones, but Slyther...
02:13:34
leong kennedick
These are good ones. These are the introduction of Palkia and Dialga, if I recall correctly.
02:13:39
Steve-O
Yeah, that's a big deal.
02:13:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, boy. it
02:13:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
a
02:13:40
Steve-O
Those are big deals.
02:13:40
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, listen. Listen. i'm looking at I'm looking at a very empty boat on Steve and John.
02:13:46
Steve-O
Oh, I'm sorry.
02:13:46
leong kennedick
haven i haven't seen anyone worth saving yet.
02:13:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yep.
02:13:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
I was thinking about picking up Pokemon just to eat it
02:13:50
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
02:13:50
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm not trying steerage two thousand to right?
02:13:50
leong kennedick
This is what, 2000?
02:13:51
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
02:13:51
leong kennedick
This 2000 to 2009, right? but I mean our decades.
02:13:55
ThirstTrapLeon
So this is 2007. Yeah,
02:13:57
leong kennedick
no but i mean our our decade I mean, i'm looking for I'm looking for specific survivors right now.
02:14:00
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah. yeah
02:14:03
Steve-O
Yeah, I've got certain survivors I'm looking for too.
02:14:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. All right. So in this case, I think John thought about it and then Chris put his his his paddle and he just drowns it.
02:14:06
leong kennedick
So...
02:14:13
ThirstTrapLeon
So he's like, no.
02:14:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
it. I pushed it down.
02:14:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, you push it down.
02:14:15
Steve-O
you can Let her go.
02:14:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
02:14:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
a
02:14:20
leong kennedick
Yeah, because there's another...
02:14:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
02:14:20
leong kennedick
i mean, if we're...
02:14:22
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Bully, 2006, 87 on Metacritic.
02:14:26
leong kennedick
I don't care about that game.
02:14:26
Steve-O
Oh.
02:14:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Nah, I know this. steve Steve, you got an empty boat, my guy.
02:14:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like this game too.
02:14:32
ThirstTrapLeon
oh Chris, you gotta let you got a slightly full boat.
02:14:36
Steve-O
I don't think I can save Bully.
02:14:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
I really, yeah, as much as i as much as I do enjoy the game, i don't think I love it enough.
02:14:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, Chris.
02:14:38
Steve-O
I got one that I'm looking for.
02:14:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Whoa, you guys are fucking monsters.
02:14:46
leong kennedick
you love that
02:14:46
ThirstTrapLeon
i You let a child die.
02:14:47
leong kennedick
Do you love it
02:14:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Thank you.
02:14:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
to put it in on my boat.
02:14:50
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. Sorry, 12-year-old. You've drowned.
02:14:52
Steve-O
Sorry.
02:14:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was tough.
02:14:54
leong kennedick
Sorry.
02:14:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was tough, but had to be done.
02:14:55
ThirstTrapLeon
um Okay.
02:14:57
leong kennedick
Sorry, boy.
02:14:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Wasn't sure about this one. Fear. 2005's Fear.
02:15:00
leong kennedick
Who even played this game?
02:15:02
Steve-O
Sink. Sink.
02:15:02
leong kennedick
All I saw was bad gunplay and machine gun shooting, and I said, no works.
02:15:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Sync.
02:15:05
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:15:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let her sink, bro.
02:15:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry.
02:15:07
Steve-O
Water sink.
02:15:08
ThirstTrapLeon
ah ah All right.
02:15:09
leong kennedick
Good night.
02:15:11
ThirstTrapLeon
hey Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
02:15:11
leong kennedick
Boy.
02:15:12
Steve-O
Hey, hey.
02:15:12
ThirstTrapLeon
i I'm feeling good about this one. Resident Evil Code Veronica.
02:15:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Heh.
02:15:18
leong kennedick
Ooh, which one? The original?
02:15:19
ThirstTrapLeon
This is 2000, this is 2000.
02:15:20
Steve-O
Ooh.
02:15:21
leong kennedick
So Dreamcast Code Veronica, not Code Veronica x
02:15:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Yet this Code Veronica came in 2000. 89 on Metacritic.
02:15:31
ThirstTrapLeon
You're gonna.
02:15:31
leong kennedick
Again, i'm looking for I'm looking for Billy Zane in particular when i'm with my binoculars on my lifeboat to save as we sink from the Titanic.
02:15:40
Steve-O
He's got he's got certain targets.
02:15:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Are we letting Code Veronica die?
02:15:45
leong kennedick
Well, is Code Veronica X going to be an option later?
02:15:45
Steve-O
I don't.
02:15:47
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, it's not. I can tell you confidently.
02:15:50
leong kennedick
When the Code Veronica X came out.
02:15:50
ThirstTrapLeon
It's, it's not. Sorry. All right. All right. Goodbye.
02:15:55
leong kennedick
Code Veronica X came out.
02:15:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Code Veronica.
02:15:56
Steve-O
ah Code Veronica sink.
02:15:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Code Veronica sync.
02:15:59
leong kennedick
I mean, that's up to you, Steve.
02:15:59
ThirstTrapLeon
But it's, I've already clicked.
02:16:00
Steve-O
Code Veronica's thinking high, Buck.
02:16:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's on you, buddy.
02:16:02
ThirstTrapLeon
I've already clicked.
02:16:02
Steve-O
Sorry.
02:16:03
ThirstTrapLeon
That's
02:16:05
leong kennedick
that's on yeah That blood is on your hands, Steve.
02:16:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:16:06
ThirstTrapLeon
not, I'm going to feel like that one's on, that one's on John's hands.
02:16:08
Steve-O
Next. Next.
02:16:11
leong kennedick
How's that on my hands?
02:16:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Far Cry. Far Cry 2. Far Cry 2. or right too Going once, going twice.
02:16:17
Steve-O
Next.
02:16:17
ThirstTrapLeon
You're dead. All right. All right.
02:16:20
leong kennedick
Is it blind Far Cry?
02:16:20
Steve-O
We hate video games.
02:16:22
ThirstTrapLeon
You guys hate? Dude, I feel like a soft baby. border lands Borderlands. Borderlands 1.
02:16:29
Steve-O
o
02:16:31
ThirstTrapLeon
eighty four 84 on Metacritic.
02:16:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Two
02:16:33
leong kennedick
Don't really care about this franchise at all.
02:16:37
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:16:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
too is better. better.
02:16:40
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:16:40
Steve-O
Wait for two, Chris. Chris, wait for two. 2012.
02:16:42
ThirstTrapLeon
But here's the thing.
02:16:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
two is better
02:16:45
ThirstTrapLeon
so Okay. I'm just going to clarify something very quickly.
02:16:48
leong kennedick
I think we broke your game, Evan.
02:16:50
ThirstTrapLeon
oh No, you didn't. Borderlands came out in 2009 and has an 84. Borderlands 2 is not on this list because it did not...
02:16:57
Steve-O
yeah twenty twelve
02:16:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it came out in 2012. All right.
02:17:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry, Borderlands 2 is better.
02:17:02
Steve-O
You know what, Chris?
02:17:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Borderlands...
02:17:03
Steve-O
Wait for two.
02:17:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah...
02:17:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm sorry, it is. i'm just the truth.
02:17:08
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. get Listen, I was shocked with Code Veronica. I will be floored if this doesn't get rescued. Dead Rising. All right.
02:17:17
Steve-O
I'm going to put that in my boat.
02:17:18
ThirstTrapLeon
There it is.
02:17:20
Steve-O
You got one.
02:17:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Jesus Christmas.
02:17:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Got your huckleberry.
02:17:28
ThirstTrapLeon
eighty five on metacritic you are rescued
02:17:35
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. Ooh, this one's going to tough. um I'm going to say comes with the peripheral Guitar Hero.
02:17:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
um'm looking directly I'm looking directly at Steve right here.
02:17:46
Steve-O
yeah
02:17:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm sorry.
02:17:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man.
02:17:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
of
02:17:50
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, hey, john John's got an empty boat.
02:17:50
Steve-O
ah yeah I think John's got an empty boat.
02:17:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
i think
02:17:52
ThirstTrapLeon
John's got space.
02:17:53
Steve-O
He can fit that guitar in there.
02:17:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
i think i think I think though Steve is more rock band than than Guitar Hero if I remember correctly.
02:17:58
Steve-O
You're right.
02:17:58
leong kennedick
Yeah, but I got the high scores.
02:17:59
Steve-O
You're right.
02:17:59
ThirstTrapLeon
But but rock one, Rockman's not on this list because it's definitely hot.
02:18:03
leong kennedick
chris i got Chris, I got the high scores, though.
02:18:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's a nine.
02:18:06
Steve-O
He got the highest score.
02:18:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah John, that's that's it's with you and your God on this one.
02:18:07
ThirstTrapLeon
this
02:18:08
Steve-O
That's the guitar. That's the guitar.
02:18:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Are we letting Guitar Hero drown and die?
02:18:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
I guess. It's on you, bud.
02:18:14
leong kennedick
Yeah, kill it. It's Activision.
02:18:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Kill it?
02:18:16
leong kennedick
Kill it.
02:18:16
Steve-O
Are we sinking it? s Sink it.
02:18:17
leong kennedick
Yeah, syncing guitar here.
02:18:17
ThirstTrapLeon
saying so i mean Steve, you can save it.
02:18:18
leong kennedick
Fuck it.
02:18:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Please, please, I have a family.
02:18:23
Steve-O
umm No room.
02:18:24
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm friends with Metallica and the Beatles.
02:18:25
Steve-O
I'm sorry. there's no There's no room. I'm sorry. There's so many zombies on this boat right now.
02:18:30
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:18:31
leong kennedick
Guitar Hero did introduce me to Megadeth, though.
02:18:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Dead.
02:18:33
leong kennedick
I believe Symphony of Destruction was on that game.
02:18:36
Steve-O
Yeah, it is. It's a bad man.
02:18:37
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. This is one. i think i'm I'm pretty confident. Paper Mario, the thousand year door.
02:18:45
ThirstTrapLeon
88 on Metacritic.
02:18:45
leong kennedick
See ya!
02:18:47
Steve-O
Fuck.
02:18:47
leong kennedick
See... Wait, how did they say? See you later!
02:18:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow.
02:18:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
See you next Tuesday.
02:18:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve's thinking about it.
02:18:53
Steve-O
um um I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.
02:18:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve, Steve, I have a family. I've just made a paper. I'll sink, please.
02:19:01
Steve-O
but You got to go. yeah I'm sorry, Paper Mario.
02:19:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, no.
02:19:03
Steve-O
You're fantastic. You got to go.
02:19:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow.
02:19:05
leong kennedick
there's There's better Mario games.
02:19:05
ThirstTrapLeon
You guys fucking hate video games.
02:19:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
who
02:19:08
leong kennedick
We just...
02:19:09
ThirstTrapLeon
and You guys fucking cannot stand video games.
02:19:09
leong kennedick
you know We're just very selective.
02:19:10
Steve-O
I'm looking for certain games.
02:19:13
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right. This one. Katamari Damacy 2004. two thousand four Oh, sounds like a Chris. You got room?
02:19:21
Steve-O
Chris just came.
02:19:21
leong kennedick
um my I might save it, too.
02:19:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. You just fucking. all right, John. You got so you got more space.
02:19:24
leong kennedick
I might. Yeah, but... My... My boat is...
02:19:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Your boat iss barren, dude.
02:19:34
leong kennedick
It's very...
02:19:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going to take it.
02:19:36
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. right, Chris.
02:19:38
Steve-O
So Chris has Fallout, Katamari.
02:19:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Chris just looked at you. Chris just looked at John. He's like, you you were going to let that fucking child die.
02:19:44
Steve-O
you know chris Chris has like the perfect Galani boat right now.
02:19:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love those two games so much.
02:19:49
ThirstTrapLeon
and i out it Yeah, you know what? He's got a fun boat right now.
02:19:52
Steve-O
No,
02:19:52
leong kennedick
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
02:19:55
ThirstTrapLeon
No, you can't sing. You don't deserve to sing it. All
02:19:58
Steve-O
no no, no. We're we're singing it.
02:19:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
keep him on my boat.
02:20:00
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
02:20:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's fine.
02:20:01
Steve-O
He's alive.
02:20:01
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:20:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, hey, hey. Pokemon, fire red, leaf green.
02:20:02
Steve-O
he made it.
02:20:06
leong kennedick
Kill it.
02:20:06
Steve-O
Those are the remakes. Yeah, kill him.
02:20:08
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:20:10
Steve-O
Bye.
02:20:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Bye.
02:20:11
leong kennedick
These are the reimaginings.
02:20:11
ThirstTrapLeon
I'll be honest. I thought we were to have full boats by now. I really did.
02:20:17
ThirstTrapLeon
The original 2002 Animal Crossing.
02:20:23
leong kennedick
Kill it.
02:20:23
Steve-O
Save that.
02:20:24
Steve-O
I'm picking it.
02:20:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve, you're filling your boat.
02:20:25
Steve-O
Put it in my boat. Put it in my boat.
02:20:28
ThirstTrapLeon
and I'm sorry. You don't have a full boat yet. um
02:20:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
re both Me and Steve both have two.
02:20:31
Steve-O
I got one more spot.
02:20:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Animal Cross. Oh, John.
02:20:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
John's empty.
02:20:35
ThirstTrapLeon
John is a fucking heartless man.
02:20:39
leong kennedick
I believe the term is snob. John's a snob.
02:20:42
Steve-O
John, remember remember, a lot of the games from the era that we might be thinking of probably got 90s and above.
02:20:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hmm. Hmm.
02:20:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. okay so Okay, so this is where
02:20:50
leong kennedick
No, I know one for sure it didn't.
02:20:52
ThirstTrapLeon
this is where i'm I'm in trouble. um
02:20:54
Steve-O
Okay.
02:20:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Alan Wake. The first one.
02:21:00
leong kennedick
Ooh, that's...
02:21:01
ThirstTrapLeon
2010.
02:21:02
Steve-O
I think this is a Kopec fixer.
02:21:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Am I filling my boat?
02:21:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're already filled up.
02:21:07
ThirstTrapLeon
I will be if I take Alan Wake.
02:21:09
Steve-O
He took Final Fantasy IX, Devil May Cry.
02:21:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Final Fantasy IX and I took Devil May Cry. John, come on. You can guys you got space, John.
02:21:19
Steve-O
Dude, I want you to have a John Suarez boat and you put Alan Wake in a John Suarez boat.
02:21:20
leong kennedick
I have no emotional touch for this game.
02:21:25
Steve-O
That doesn't make any sense.
02:21:26
ThirstTrapLeon
I just want to...
02:21:26
Steve-O
That's a Devin Kopech game.
02:21:28
leong kennedick
o
02:21:29
ThirstTrapLeon
I just want to...
02:21:29
Steve-O
Unless if you want Alan Wake to drown, that's like literally one of the things from that game, right?
02:21:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, my God. You know what? yeah so So you guys are just going to let this fucking wonderful writer die.
02:21:41
Steve-O
Never played it.
02:21:42
leong kennedick
Or are you, Devin, are you going to let that wonderful writer die?
02:21:45
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm holding out.
02:21:46
leong kennedick
Because you have the option.
02:21:46
Steve-O
Are you going to let that guy die? Come on, Night Springs.
02:21:47
ThirstTrapLeon
all right. You're dead. That one hurt. That one hurt me.
02:21:50
Steve-O
killed night springs man i'll
02:21:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Killed Night Springs. They will never get to. um
02:21:56
Steve-O
never get out of two
02:21:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. Wow. This is funny because this is actually what I was holding out for because I don't think anyone else would say this but me. Valkyria Chronicles. ah That's me.
02:22:07
leong kennedick
You what? I'll save it.
02:22:08
ThirstTrapLeon
You want to save John?
02:22:08
leong kennedick
No, I'm just kidding.
02:22:09
ThirstTrapLeon
You want to save John?
02:22:11
leong kennedick
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
02:22:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's funny, dude. a
02:22:16
ThirstTrapLeon
um my boat My boat is officially full with Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy IX, Valkyria Chronicles.
02:22:20
leong kennedick
Damn.
02:22:24
Steve-O
All right, we got to start speed running.
02:22:24
leong kennedick
It's pretty fucking... It's a pretty it's pretty fucking weak-ass boat.
02:22:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Alright.
02:22:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. I think I'm feeling good about this one. Left 4 Dead. 2008. 89 on Metacritic. You guys, how is this not a...
02:22:37
Steve-O
I'll i'll take i'll take left for dead. I'll take left for dead. I'm filled up.
02:22:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sea's filled up.
02:22:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Alright.
02:22:43
Steve-O
That's a good one. That's a good one.
02:22:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Left 4 Dead.
02:22:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:22:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Me and John, baby.
02:22:51
ThirstTrapLeon
You and John.
02:22:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let that bitch drown.
02:23:00
Steve-O
You might have
02:23:01
leong kennedick
a Good night.
02:23:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
02:23:03
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm telling you this right now.
02:23:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
02:23:04
ThirstTrapLeon
We may walk out with an empty empty boat for John Suarez.
02:23:10
Steve-O
to do 90s next time.
02:23:11
leong kennedick
Maybe that just means i only play 90s and above.
02:23:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, maybe. the the The snob really is is ah right. and Funny enough, I was thinking about making this a 70s, like a real swimming in seven situation.
02:23:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, fuck that, dude.
02:23:24
leong kennedick
That actually might be harder. That might be harder.
02:23:25
Steve-O
you might have to do ninety s next time
02:23:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
That would be impossible.
02:23:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Assassin's Creed 2007, the original. Yeah.
02:23:34
leong kennedick
Oh, I'm sorry.
02:23:34
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm trying to bring it in again.
02:23:34
leong kennedick
I thought you were asking me and Chris if we would want to save an Assassin's Creed game.
02:23:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
a
02:23:38
leong kennedick
aye You know what? Give me my ah my my fucking...
02:23:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Who's better? Who's better?
02:23:44
leong kennedick
Yeah, give me my... Let me take my samurai sword out and just slice it and put it out of its misery there.
02:23:48
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah ah Max Payne, thank you.
02:23:51
leong kennedick
Ooh.
02:23:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, man.
02:23:53
leong kennedick
I love...
02:23:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
that John, you got to take one.
02:23:54
leong kennedick
I love the first Max Payne.
02:23:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Come on, man.
02:23:57
leong kennedick
You know what?
02:23:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a good one.
02:23:57
leong kennedick
Alright, Chris. You know what? Yeah. Yeah. I'll take i'll take Max Payne one.
02:24:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thank you.
02:24:02
Steve-O
There we go. There we go.
02:24:06
ThirstTrapLeon
hold on. where Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
02:24:09
leong kennedick
for the for the demon for the demonology side story alone.
02:24:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh, So john has a really John has a really intense boat right now.
02:24:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
So good.
02:24:18
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. Removing in... You were saved, in Max Payne. Here it is. ah Nintendogs.
02:24:28
leong kennedick
Fuck.
02:24:29
ThirstTrapLeon
going to let these dogs drown, guys? All
02:24:30
leong kennedick
Yes, yeah, I am.
02:24:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep.
02:24:32
leong kennedick
I'm gonna with...
02:24:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
You better believe it.
02:24:34
leong kennedick
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the the psycho route and just kill the dog completely.
02:24:35
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
02:24:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah I shoot it.
02:24:39
Steve-O
right, what's next? What's next?
02:24:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm.
02:24:43
leong kennedick
ah spinit them out Spit them out, Devin.
02:24:43
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm, I'll be honest. I'm tempted to not count this because that is, I kind of didn't realize it.
02:24:48
leong kennedick
Just say it.
02:24:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Zelda, a link to the past slash four swords adventures.
02:24:54
leong kennedick
Saving it.
02:24:55
ThirstTrapLeon
You're saying,
02:24:57
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:24:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Really?
02:24:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. All right.
02:25:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
02:25:01
ThirstTrapLeon
We'll save for four swords, right? John. Zelda.
02:25:05
Steve-O
That's strong. That's a strong move.
02:25:06
leong kennedick
I love Four Swords.
02:25:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Four swords. you Okay. All right.
02:25:10
leong kennedick
I love Four Swords.
02:25:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, never would have guessed that one.
02:25:13
leong kennedick
We played it. Well, I guess maybe you didn't. You might not have had a Game Boy Advance like me and Steve.
02:25:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Burnout three takedown. The goat burnout.
02:25:25
leong kennedick
Kill it!
02:25:26
Steve-O
I'm filled up.
02:25:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let her.
02:25:26
Steve-O
I'm sorry.
02:25:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Drown.
02:25:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:25:29
Steve-O
Filled up. Sorry, Devin.
02:25:32
ThirstTrapLeon
That one might be the most egregious, I'll be honest.
02:25:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
02:25:36
ThirstTrapLeon
It's a...
02:25:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:25:36
ThirstTrapLeon
funny
02:25:37
leong kennedick
Well, why don't you push one off?
02:25:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ha ha ha ha
02:25:39
leong kennedick
Why don't you push one off and save it then?
02:25:41
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, no. ah Bayonetta, 2010. two twenty ten Yeah.
02:25:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
andtta gonna drown in the water is that the theme the bayonet
02:25:46
leong kennedick
another
02:25:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
is that
02:25:51
leong kennedick
Bayonetta? More like Bayadetta.
02:25:56
Steve-O
Give some hard ones down. Come on.
02:25:57
ThirstTrapLeon
right, well...
02:25:58
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:25:58
Steve-O
Come on.
02:25:59
ThirstTrapLeon
All right, you know what? Mirror's Edge.
02:26:01
leong kennedick
He's waiting for me to fill my boat up before he says my...
02:26:02
Steve-O
o
02:26:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Edge.
02:26:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
near his edge.
02:26:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Here's the egg.
02:26:04
Steve-O
Oh.
02:26:06
leong kennedick
Fuck!
02:26:06
ThirstTrapLeon
2008. 81. No.
02:26:09
leong kennedick
Can I push one off even in my even though my boat's not full?
02:26:11
ThirstTrapLeon
No. No,
02:26:12
Steve-O
You have two spots in your boat.
02:26:15
ThirstTrapLeon
no, no.
02:26:15
leong kennedick
Wait, I...
02:26:15
ThirstTrapLeon
John has one. If he gets this, he's...
02:26:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's got one.
02:26:17
leong kennedick
I have one left.
02:26:17
Steve-O
Oh, right, right, John.
02:26:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
John's got one.
02:26:18
leong kennedick
I'll be locked in.
02:26:19
Steve-O
I forgot. i forgot you picked Zelda.
02:26:22
ThirstTrapLeon
He picked...
02:26:22
Steve-O
zelda
02:26:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Zeldin, Max Payne.
02:26:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry, dog.
02:26:26
leong kennedick
Let me push one off.
02:26:26
ThirstTrapLeon
No.
02:26:28
leong kennedick
Let me eat one.
02:26:28
ThirstTrapLeon
That's the whole point of the game, John.
02:26:29
Steve-O
Dude, you...
02:26:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
He didn't eat one now.
02:26:29
Steve-O
bi you home
02:26:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:26:30
leong kennedick
All right, fine. then no then Then I'm letting Mirror's Edge die because it's EA.
02:26:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Because it's what?
02:26:35
Steve-O
You know what? That's that's a stand. He's taking a stand against EA.
02:26:38
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right. You know.
02:26:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fair?
02:26:39
leong kennedick
I have standards.
02:26:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:26:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fair?
02:26:42
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. We got Donkey Kong Returns. 2010. 2010, 87 Metacritic.
02:26:47
leong kennedick
Doggone Country Returns.
02:26:47
ThirstTrapLeon
twenty ten yeah
02:26:50
Steve-O
That's a 3DS game.
02:26:51
ThirstTrapLeon
seven all metacritic
02:26:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's something else out there, John.
02:26:56
leong kennedick
Interesting.
02:26:56
Steve-O
Is that a three ds game?
02:26:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
I know it.
02:26:56
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:26:59
leong kennedick
Yeah, it is a 3DS game.
02:26:59
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't know. More like three dead, dead end in the sea.
02:27:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
I never played it, so...
02:27:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry.
02:27:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Goodbye.
02:27:09
Steve-O
Goodbye.
02:27:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Pokemon Platinum.
02:27:13
leong kennedick
Didn't we already say that one?
02:27:14
Steve-O
Now we're diamond and pearl.
02:27:14
leong kennedick
Oh, no, we...
02:27:14
ThirstTrapLeon
There's like five Pokemon games. All right, you're dead.
02:27:16
Steve-O
and
02:27:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm pushing that one down with my ore.
02:27:18
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Okay. by By the way, there are 10 games left.
02:27:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
02:27:23
ThirstTrapLeon
New Super Mario Brothers Wii.
02:27:27
leong kennedick
Please.
02:27:28
ThirstTrapLeon
kill. Alright.
02:27:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Drown, please.
02:27:31
Steve-O
Remember, there's only 10 left, guys.
02:27:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Now there's there's nine left.
02:27:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
I understand that, Steve.
02:27:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Pikmin won. The first Pikmin.
02:27:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
I see Tim over there like, me, me, me, me
02:27:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, it's fucked up that I even allowed the dinghy concept.
02:27:46
Steve-O
let see but The dingy concept is funny.
02:27:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
umm pushing that thing now
02:27:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Alright. Pikmin is dead. Alright. Sorry, Pikmin. We don't like you.
02:27:55
Steve-O
Sorry, Pikmin.
02:27:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Metroid Fusion. 2002. 2002. 89 on Medicare.
02:28:01
leong kennedick
This is a good one. That's a good game.
02:28:05
ThirstTrapLeon
nine on medicaing
02:28:06
leong kennedick
That is a good game.
02:28:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh
02:28:10
leong kennedick
Chris, it's your turn.
02:28:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
God.
02:28:11
leong kennedick
It's your turn.
02:28:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh!
02:28:16
leong kennedick
It's your turn, Chris.
02:28:20
leong kennedick
Can so can k Chris and I combine our boats and get an extra spot out of it?
02:28:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, you canbine yeah you know you can combine your boats with one extra so one spot for each.
02:28:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
02:28:29
ThirstTrapLeon
So you have between you, you have two picks total.
02:28:35
Steve-O
So how many are left, Devin?
02:28:37
ThirstTrapLeon
So Chris has one pick left. John has one pick left.
02:28:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's eight remaining games, I think.
02:28:42
ThirstTrapLeon
There will be seven if we let Metroid Fusion drown.
02:28:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Seven.
02:28:46
Steve-O
Do you think the next seven games are going to be better or worse than Metroid Fusion?
02:28:52
leong kennedick
Devin's saving like the fucking N-Gage version of Resident Evil 4 to say last.
02:28:52
ThirstTrapLeon
I know... um this is a This is a wheel.
02:28:58
leong kennedick
So that's what I'm expecting.
02:28:59
Steve-O
Metroid Fusion is... I think that's a saveable game. Just somebody needs to make that decision.
02:29:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, I'm just going to say this.
02:29:08
leong kennedick
Could have been you, Steve.
02:29:09
Steve-O
It could have been me, but I'm sitting here.
02:29:11
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. All right. Metroid Fusion.
02:29:12
Steve-O
sitting here. All right.
02:29:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry.
02:29:14
Steve-O
Sorry.
02:29:14
leong kennedick
well
02:29:16
ThirstTrapLeon
We got seven left.
02:29:18
leong kennedick
Just saying.
02:29:19
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:29:20
leong kennedick
Same all at once.
02:29:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Dead Space. Original.
02:29:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah In mine.
02:29:25
Steve-O
That's a good one.
02:29:25
leong kennedick
You're locked in.
02:29:26
Steve-O
It's a good one to grab.
02:29:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Locked in.
02:29:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's mine.
02:29:27
leong kennedick
Alright, name all the remaining six at once.
02:29:29
Steve-O
Yeah, fire around it. Fire around it for John.
02:29:32
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Well, no, no, because Jon needs to, he can't know everyone.
02:29:36
Steve-O
Right, that's fair.
02:29:36
ThirstTrapLeon
All right, all right.
02:29:36
leong kennedick
Alright, give me...
02:29:37
Steve-O
That's fair.
02:29:37
leong kennedick
i'llga I'll take... Give me three seconds to decide each one.
02:29:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Advance Wars, Dual Strike. Okay.
02:29:44
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:29:45
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:29:46
leong kennedick
Three seconds is up.
02:29:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Fire Emblem, Path of Radiance.
02:29:50
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:29:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mmm.
02:29:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Fable 2. Dude.
02:29:58
leong kennedick
Kill. Easy. Easy clap. Easy clap.
02:30:05
ThirstTrapLeon
The original Advanced Wars.
02:30:08
leong kennedick
Kill. Easy clap. Even though I love that game.
02:30:11
Steve-O
How many are left?
02:30:12
ThirstTrapLeon
There are two left.
02:30:15
Steve-O
Oh my God.
02:30:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Uncharted Drake's Fortune.
02:30:18
leong kennedick
It's gonna be like...
02:30:20
ThirstTrapLeon
The first Uncharted game.
02:30:21
leong kennedick
Kill.
02:30:21
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:30:22
leong kennedick
Kill. Fuck.
02:30:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Prince of Persia, The Sands of Time, the original, well, not original.
02:30:24
Steve-O
yes
02:30:28
leong kennedick
Save. Save it.
02:30:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's pretty good.
02:30:29
Steve-O
Okay.
02:30:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Is that legitimate?
02:30:32
leong kennedick
Well, that's the last one, right? i don't have a choice.
02:30:33
ThirstTrapLeon
I know, but but um do you feel good about that?
02:30:37
leong kennedick
ah As, like, the last one, sure, I feel fine.
02:30:41
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, listen, that's a great game. That's a great game.
02:30:42
Steve-O
that's not That's not a bad last one to have.
02:30:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going be honest, I'm so happy I held out for Dead Space.
02:30:44
Steve-O
2009.
02:30:45
leong kennedick
where's it Where's Street Fighter 4 at?
02:30:47
Steve-O
so
02:30:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was rough.
02:30:48
leong kennedick
Street Fighter 4 was a 90? 90?
02:30:50
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Street Fighter IV?
02:30:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh, Metacritic.
02:31:00
ThirstTrapLeon
What year was that?
02:31:01
Steve-O
two thousand and nine
02:31:02
ThirstTrapLeon
That's 93, dude.
02:31:04
leong kennedick
How the fuck? I thought it was like there were ones that I thought were at the cusp of 90 that didn't quite get there.
02:31:06
ThirstTrapLeon
At least on the Xbox. Hey.
02:31:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
People liked it.
02:31:09
ThirstTrapLeon
So you were holding out for some of that good, good.
02:31:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:31:17
leong kennedick
and then
02:31:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:31:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm completely happy with my boat.
02:31:19
leong kennedick
And looking back, I'm like, you know what?
02:31:19
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. I,
02:31:23
leong kennedick
All of my favorite games from that era are still alive. So if I have to save these three, sure.
02:31:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah. All right.
02:31:30
Steve-O
Devin, no WarioWare Mega Micro games?
02:31:31
ThirstTrapLeon
so So this...
02:31:33
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:31:33
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't...
02:31:34
leong kennedick
Yeah, Devin.
02:31:34
Steve-O
That's 89. That's 89. 2003. God bless All right.
02:31:36
ThirstTrapLeon
what yeah I don't know, man.
02:31:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
would you pick that?
02:31:38
leong kennedick
You know what?
02:31:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, I didn't pick every game...
02:31:38
leong kennedick
I'll go back.
02:31:39
Steve-O
two thousand and three
02:31:39
leong kennedick
I'll save that one.
02:31:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, I'll be honest. I didn't pick every game that's ever come out in a decade.
02:31:41
leong kennedick
I'll save that one. I'll save that one.
02:31:44
Steve-O
deing
02:31:46
ThirstTrapLeon
You know what?
02:31:46
leong kennedick
You know what, Steve?
02:31:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve would have picked that.
02:31:47
leong kennedick
I'll i'll cut Prince of Persia and I'll save that one.
02:31:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:31:50
Steve-O
god bless you
02:31:50
leong kennedick
How's that sound?
02:31:50
ThirstTrapLeon
johns John's over here trying to push people off boats. All right. ah This is who we're sailing to the island with. Chris's boat, Fallout New Vegas, Katamari Damacy, Dead Space, Steve's, Riding High, Dead Rising, the Animal Crossing, and Left 4 Dead.
02:32:07
ThirstTrapLeon
um Cracking Jokes and Eating Pizza, Devil May Cry, or Final Fantasy IX, Valkyria Chronicles. John, this is the weirdest mix, in my opinion. Max Payne, Zelda, Four Swords, Link to the Past, and Prince of Persia, The Sands of Time.
02:32:20
leong kennedick
Sorry, got two masterpieces in there.
02:32:23
Steve-O
Technically, john John saved a mother and child with that Zelda pick.
02:32:23
leong kennedick
Two masterpieces in there and then one Orphan.
02:32:24
ThirstTrapLeon
And then Tim's Dingy. Tim's Dingy. I'll be honest.
02:32:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
but
02:32:30
ThirstTrapLeon
If I caught that, I would have removed it because of the two games. But what are you going to It was already in the water.
02:32:37
leong kennedick
Wait, which one?
02:32:37
ThirstTrapLeon
And yeah, Link to the Past and Four Swords.
02:32:37
leong kennedick
What are you talking about?
02:32:38
Steve-O
Zelda. it's because its Technically, you've got two games on that one.
02:32:40
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:32:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, technically.
02:32:41
leong kennedick
Yeah, I got fucking A Link to the Past.
02:32:44
ThirstTrapLeon
i shouldve told i shouldve I should have put my foot down said, that's two.
02:32:45
leong kennedick
me Eat shit.
02:32:47
ThirstTrapLeon
That's two.
02:32:49
leong kennedick
Or...
02:32:49
ThirstTrapLeon
And Tim's thingy.
02:32:49
leong kennedick
The reviews got it wrong.
02:32:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, so.
02:32:52
Steve-O
Oh, and Tim's dinghy, yeah.
02:32:52
leong kennedick
You know?
02:32:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, we're on the boat.
02:32:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Tim saves Island Hill too.
02:32:56
ThirstTrapLeon
We get to the island.
02:32:58
Steve-O
All right.
02:32:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Days go by. We're getting hungry. We have to eat two people. We have to eat two games.
02:33:08
Steve-O
Two of the games? Two of the games?
02:33:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Two of the games to survive.
02:33:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. Okay.
02:33:12
leong kennedick
I am offering Prince of Persia Sains of Time as tribute.
02:33:16
Steve-O
i will I will accept.
02:33:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thank you so much, sir.
02:33:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:33:18
Steve-O
I will accept.
02:33:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
As tribute, and unfortunately, Valkyria Chronicles, whatever the fuck it's called,
02:33:21
ThirstTrapLeon
no i'll No, no, no, no. My spear is out.
02:33:23
Steve-O
Valkyria Chronicles.
02:33:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
willll be will be picked as well.
02:33:24
ThirstTrapLeon
I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
02:33:27
Steve-O
ah Well, i mean I mean, we're an island, right? We're an island and we're establishing that this we're going to have democratic democratic laws and rules that we're establishing here.
02:33:30
ThirstTrapLeon
You can't.
02:33:31
leong kennedick
we vote Yeah, it's Survivor.
02:33:35
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:33:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
first Of course!
02:33:36
leong kennedick
Animal Farm rules.
02:33:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course!
02:33:36
Steve-O
Okay.
02:33:37
leong kennedick
Animal Farm rules.
02:33:37
Steve-O
ah
02:33:38
ThirstTrapLeon
but' Hey, why don't why don't we pick on the one who can't defend himself or,
02:33:39
Steve-O
i
02:33:39
leong kennedick
Lord of the Flies rules.
02:33:41
Steve-O
Florida flies rules.
02:33:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:33:42
Steve-O
How many of us think Valkyria Chronicles would be the tastiest to eat right now?
02:33:42
leong kennedick
Lord of the Flies rules.
02:33:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
I raised my hand in the highest.
02:33:46
ThirstTrapLeon
now oh Oh, more than Silent Hill 2? that That guy can't defend it.
02:33:50
ThirstTrapLeon
He's not even there. moment No one cares.
02:33:50
Steve-O
Oh, that's disgusting.
02:33:51
Steve-O
That's all rotted. That's festering.
02:33:53
leong kennedick
Silent Hill 2 is
02:33:53
Steve-O
Valkyria Chronicles.
02:33:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Why not Dead Rising?
02:33:54
leong kennedick
Silent Hill 2 is my mom.
02:33:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Let's kill Dead Rising.
02:33:56
Steve-O
We have decided.
02:33:56
leong kennedick
um know too is my mom
02:33:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Let's kill Dead Rising.
02:33:57
Steve-O
We have decided Valkyria Chronicles is the piggy of this expedition.
02:33:59
ThirstTrapLeon
No. yeah No! Come on, man.
02:34:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
umm lu lu
02:34:06
leong kennedick
Yeah, I vote Valkyria Chronicles.
02:34:06
Steve-O
no, no.
02:34:06
ThirstTrapLeon
ah My anime World War II sim.
02:34:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
stupid
02:34:12
ThirstTrapLeon
No!
02:34:13
Steve-O
ah Oh, anime Hitler. Oh no.
02:34:17
ThirstTrapLeon
then And then we get rescued 12 minutes later.
02:34:21
Steve-O
Oh my God. we
02:34:21
leong kennedick
by By Leon Kennedy in 2005.
02:34:22
Steve-O
yeah
02:34:23
ThirstTrapLeon
By Leon Kennedy, yeah.
02:34:24
Steve-O
Hey, what's going on?
02:34:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Perfect.
02:34:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:34:25
Steve-O
Where's where' where's code Veronica?
02:34:27
leong kennedick
where's Where is everybody?
02:34:28
Steve-O
okay
02:34:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, where's Coach Veronica?
02:34:28
leong kennedick
Bingo?
02:34:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh.
02:34:29
leong kennedick
Yeah, where's Claire?
02:34:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh.
02:34:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Which player?
02:34:30
Steve-O
Where's Claire?
02:34:30
leong kennedick
Where's Claire and Chris?
02:34:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh.
02:34:32
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Well, here's the thing, bra brother.
02:34:32
leong kennedick
Bingo?
02:34:33
Steve-O
lo
02:34:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
a
02:34:35
leong kennedick
I could have sworn Street Fighter.
02:34:36
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
02:34:36
leong kennedick
You know what? Hats off to me. Congratulate me for not even looking it up and cheating.
02:34:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. yeah
02:34:43
leong kennedick
Thank you.
02:34:44
ThirstTrapLeon
You deserve that.
02:34:44
leong kennedick
I deserve it
02:34:44
ThirstTrapLeon
You deserve that.
02:34:45
Steve-O
Bravo. Bravo. All right.
02:34:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Street Fighter 4, based off 77 critic reviews, 93.
02:34:47
Steve-O
I think we call it there.
02:34:47
leong kennedick
i paid them And I paid the price. I paid the price.
02:34:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Must play on Metacritic.
02:34:53
Steve-O
not yeah Let's go.
02:34:55
leong kennedick
yeah I'm glad I was wrong.
02:34:56
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
02:34:56
Steve-O
ah We'll be back next week. I want to play another round of that, Devin, with maybe another era of games.
02:35:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah. We could do 70s, we could do 90s.
02:35:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
We should do movies, too.
02:35:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Or we could do with movies, we could do another era.
02:35:03
Steve-O
All movies would be good.
02:35:03
leong kennedick
nineteen eighty s
02:35:04
Steve-O
I think movies would be fun, too.
02:35:05
ThirstTrapLeon
We could do
Conclusion and Listener Engagement
02:35:06
ThirstTrapLeon
2011 to 2019.
02:35:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, movie movies, I think, would be would be more divisive.
02:35:07
ThirstTrapLeon
twenty eleven to twenty nineteen Let me know. Yeah. Let us know if you have a have a genre slash year slash score. But yeah, it was fun game.
02:35:17
Steve-O
we will We will be back next week, guys. Thank you all so much. And see you later, meatballs.
02:35:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck ice. Yeah.
02:35:24
Steve-O
Fuck ice.
02:35:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
See, like meatballs.
02:35:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck ice.
02:35:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going eat your meatballs.