Project Hail Mary

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ThirstTrapLeon: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of March 23rd, 2026.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh my goodness, I've been just hyping just of consuming, consuming content. I got nothing but time on my hand. My name's Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Hello everybody. hey

ThirstTrapLeon: Steve O'Tierry.

Steve-O: Hello from the past, present, and the future.

ThirstTrapLeon: And fresh off his fat L in a fist fight with Jack Reacher himself. John Suarez. don't

leong kennedick: He shouldn't have been riding his motorcycle so loud in my neighborhood.

ThirstTrapLeon: know why. He's really big, John. He's a big dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You pushed them off though. That's pretty cool.

Steve-O: is he riding such a tiny bike?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah. You know what? but Props. Props for being blinded by rage, I guess.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I stood um ah where I'm from.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: We call it standing on business and I did that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah.

leong kennedick: All right. I stood on business.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm

ThirstTrapLeon: Could you like how mad would I have to be for me to like shove Brock Lesnar off his motorcycle in front of his kids?

leong kennedick: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: going to be honest with you.

leong kennedick: Oh, God.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're like, hey

DUNCANTHETHOT: This is funny that this happened recently because I've been watching a TV show on HBO Max.

ThirstTrapLeon: hey.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's called Neighbors. I don't know if anybody...

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, OK.

Steve-O: I've seen some ads for that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, so this entire show is basically, it's a reality show where it's two ah opposing neighbors in random corners of America ah feuding.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And they're both, let's just say, this is, the they are they are the big personality types where there's a gentleman in the most recent episode,

leong kennedick: Chris watching a reality TV show. It's truly the end times guys.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And this most recent recent episode kind of bucks the formula a little bit where there's no opposing side. It's just this one gentleman. um He is a 71 year old man who insists on wearing a yellow thong to work out around the neighborhood.

DUNCANTHETHOT: um He runs, he rides bikes in on his, with his yellow thong. And it's, you know, pretty revealing. um And he gets a lot of jeering and He ends up renting ah a room, a cabin at a nudist community to try it out. And the entire episode is in the nudist community with all the older nude people walking around.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And this man is... He's too weird for the nudists.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, it's...

Steve-O: Even the nudists don't want you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: it yeah You see this like just deprivation of character in this gentleman as the episode goes on. And there are some things that happen in it that I don't want to spoil because it's hell of an episode.

DUNCANTHETHOT: But all that being said, in the most in the in the previous episodes, these people, they talk about killing the other neighbor in question on camera, I might add.

leong kennedick: my god.

Steve-O: You can't do that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.

Steve-O: You can't do that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like.

ThirstTrapLeon: like ah ah Like in a serious...

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's like, I have guns.

leong kennedick: It's all fake.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And if they come over here, I'm planning on defending myself. You know, those conversations come up quite a bit in these altercations. So one lady took her neighbor to Judge Judy and lost.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, man, that was the best.

ThirstTrapLeon: Hehehehehehe.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That was the fucking best. That was one of the best episodes I've ever seen.

leong kennedick: They showed the episode

leong kennedick: episode two

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, they couldn't bring camera their cameras in, so they did a court, like, portraits of everything that happened with Judge Judy. It's very funny.

leong kennedick: That's funny. Right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's extremely funny. And obviously the show is taking this stuff not so serious and it's very much played for for laughs. I mean, and it's also kind of digs into the character of these people that are constantly feuding, like the mentality that they have about their property and about what is theirs and what isn't.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a pretty dark side of of humanity. And ah to show that I... It's the people that make Nathan for you. And...

leong kennedick: Oh, it's those guys. So it's like, it's the reality TV shows that you like.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Oh, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes. Very much.

leong kennedick: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Very much on the darker edges of of things. And the sillier edges of things. So, yeah. This show is wild. And I get...

DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, i don't get it. Like, I'm not an angry, I'm not like an angry person at heart. But like, I get that these things can escalate pretty, pretty quickly in weird ways.

leong kennedick: Right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, its you can see it. People just are, people are a lot angrier nowadays that people, would people are upset.

leong kennedick: People are crazy, dude. They're crazy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: There's a lot of anger out there.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's...

ThirstTrapLeon: I think if you put take the same people but then make them stuck in an airport, you'll see some some actual murders.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Some actual death.

ThirstTrapLeon: Something about airports, man, just drive people insane.

DUNCANTHETHOT: youth Do you feel that way, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, but it's like... i mean, kind of.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Do you feel anxious before a flight?

ThirstTrapLeon: like i think you're just more...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that what you think it it really stems from?

ThirstTrapLeon: I think it's more like if something gets fucked up, your whole day's messed up. Like it's somebody who's been on, who has like misconnections through no fault of my own and stuff like that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, oh.

leong kennedick: Yeah, like everything.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I see.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Or their flight gets canceled or something.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. If like it's canceled and you're just like, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: they get pushed.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then you're in line and you're just waiting for somebody to, you know, tell you they can't do anything.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you're talking about desperate You're talking about desperation.

ThirstTrapLeon: can't. Yeah. yeah like Like, and I think that's just,

DUNCANTHETHOT: When people are pushed.

ThirstTrapLeon: Or like, you know, when people get in airplanes, like, it just seems like if you see a video of somebody freaking out, there's like a higher percentage than not that it's, you know, in some in either an airplane or an airport.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Just travel days, dude. Just turn people into maniacs.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think it's a mixture of both. I think there is some anxiety to flying that a lot of people experience. And I also think it's, ah yeah, that desperation, like losing their flight and can't get out and they're stuck there and they're to figure out a way to get home like that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's yeah, you're right. There is something to it. I think it's the same feeling with hospitals, at least for me.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I kind of feel the same way when they go there. um

ThirstTrapLeon: that when i That one's like, I think much easier to understand. You're like, yeah, I get it. I get it. Somebody's not there somebody's having a bad time in a hospital.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, yeah, like it's in a...

ThirstTrapLeon: But it's the people that are like, I'm flying on my honeymoon. It's like, why are you being so awful? You know, it's like, you're going to do a fun thing.

Steve-O: You think it's going be to or from, like

leong kennedick: Yeah, because it wasn't wasn't there. I'm not sure the details, but there's a video like recently that came out where Odell Beckham Jr.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That motherfucker ain't human.

leong kennedick: Did you see this, Chris?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, thought you...

leong kennedick: It was it was Odell Beckham Jr.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah, I saw that.

leong kennedick: Like was asked.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What?

leong kennedick: He was like drunk or something. So he was asked to remove himself from the plane.

ThirstTrapLeon: Get off the plane.

leong kennedick: And if he didn't, if he chose not to, they would have to deplane everybody on the plane. And then, you know,

DUNCANTHETHOT: Get him off.

leong kennedick: And yeah, just to get him off. And they explain that to him. They're like, well, you know, this pain was like, if, if you just come with us now, then, you know, it's not, ah it's not like an inconvenience to everybody.

leong kennedick: And he he was like, nah, I don't fucking care.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Jesus.

leong kennedick: And he just stayed.

Steve-O: Jesus.

leong kennedick: And then they had to deplane the whole, the entire fucking plane. Cause of him.

Steve-O: I thought every flight was supposed to have like a Marshall on it.

leong kennedick: Supposed to, they're supposed to be all like, uh, That voice.

Steve-O: They just don't do nothing. They just kind of just like hang out and get free flights.

leong kennedick: Well, no, they didn't take off yet. So it's not, it wasn't like an air Marshall situation.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, they're on the ground, it sounds like.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, like the the pilot was like, I'm not leaving.

leong kennedick: yeah there Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, they can only act if they're in the sky.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, he's like, I'm not leaving until this guy's off the plane.

Steve-O: Damn.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, they only have jurisdiction in the sky, Steve.

leong kennedick: I'm not going to.

DUNCANTHETHOT: On the ground, they're they're just like you and me.

Steve-O: Well, we should put Reacher in there.

leong kennedick: Yeah. So I guess. Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: They're not just like you and me.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're just like you and me. They can't pull their guns.

Steve-O: nurse

DUNCANTHETHOT: They have to sit there and eat peanuts.

Steve-O: They got to abide by Skylaw.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's fucking Skylaw, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. You know, once once we become sky pirates, you know, all bets are off.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Heavens.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course! It's beyond international law. You get it so far above the sky.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: That's why they promise you like a nice meal. They're going to like, when we're up there, you're going to get nice drink, a nice meal. And then they give you like a tiny ass bag of pretzels no bigger than your thumb. You get half a tiny soda.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a lawless place. What are going to Walk out?

Steve-O: Depending on the flight, you get the little biscotti, the biscoffs.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're pinned in there.

leong kennedick: Oh, those are good.

Steve-O: They are good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, those are good.

Steve-O: I do like those.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Those are really good.

Steve-O: You can just buy those at Costco. You don't need to take a flight.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Those have been selling out left and right.

leong kennedick: Yeah. I know, but Steve, they taste better on a plane.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I will say.

Steve-O: They do. They do. That's the desperation thing.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, I heard they taste real good with a coffee.

Steve-O: You go to the airport.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: So steve Steve wouldn't know.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah.

leong kennedick: You trying to...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Right.

leong kennedick: Yeah, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to relapse Steve here?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah,

Steve-O: I'm unfamiliar. I'm unfamiliar. I'm a week out of not having a coffee. So I've been drinking teas.

leong kennedick: Dude, that first coffee is gonna fucking... It's gonna hit

Steve-O: Make me shit.

leong kennedick: going hit different, Steve.

DUNCANTHETHOT: oh

ThirstTrapLeon: ah yeah but doesn't like the 50th coffee do the same thing?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's, honestly, that's part of the fun.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

Steve-O: Oh, yeah. I mean, that's the whole plan of the coffee.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's part of the fun.

Steve-O: Keep you up and make you drop some turd.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, I mean...

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, not not to stand on my on my god throne, but you know as as a non-coffee drinker, never really touched the stuff.

Steve-O: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: I wouldn't know.

leong kennedick: Sometimes I got double up.

Steve-O: You like hot chocolate?

ThirstTrapLeon: i do.

Steve-O: You've got a weakness then.

leong kennedick: I'm not a coffee snob.

ThirstTrapLeon: i'm ah jenny Jenny makes a mean hot chocolate.

leong kennedick: We got some coffee snobs.

leong kennedick: we got it We got some coffee snobs in the Discord.

ThirstTrapLeon: There's always going to be coffee snobs.

Steve-O: We do got some coffee stops. You know what I like what they're doing in the discord.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. No, no, I think we have, you know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I enjoy coffee.

ThirstTrapLeon: To be fair, we have some sock snobs in the Discord and we have some multi-tool snobs in the Discord.

leong kennedick: yeah.

Steve-O: We enjoy the finer things.

leong kennedick: For some reason, i feel I feel singled out here.

Steve-O: It's,

leong kennedick: I don't know why. all It's weird.

ThirstTrapLeon: can i Can I tell you that I've been complaining? I'm like, this is all my friends talk about now, our multi-tools and socks. I was like, I've never felt older and more lame.

ThirstTrapLeon: <unk>re like, well, maybe you're just lame. And I'm like, I know.

Steve-O: I mean, there is the hidden the hidden dad channel.

ThirstTrapLeon: This is why I'm upset.

leong kennedick: You know what? maybe maybe i'll get Maybe I'll get Jenny a Leatherman.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, maybe.

leong kennedick: A Leatherman for a wedding present, and then you't you you'll just have to share with her.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, because you know what happened is I started looking that up. i was like, how much is it?

Steve-O: um've got my I've got one in my wish list. Don't worry. i'm

leong kennedick: Oh, man. Is it the one that the squad has?

DUNCANTHETHOT: He's going to get a multi-tool now?

Steve-O: Yeah, the Leatherman Wave Plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it's got and it has to be in black.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: We all have to same have the same one.

Steve-O: yeah Yeah, I'm not a monster.

DUNCANTHETHOT: sticking with my knife, man.

leong kennedick: We all have to have the same one.

leong kennedick: um tell I'll tell you how

DUNCANTHETHOT: i'm thinking with my knife man

leong kennedick: When they fucking, they they sent the the broken crib part over. So once that comes in, I'll let you guys know how one tiny little thing that can fit in your pocket can build a and a crib with.

Steve-O: You're going build the whole thing with the multi-tool?

leong kennedick: Well, I mean, it's, yeah, you only need, yeah, you only need like a screwdriver something, think.

ThirstTrapLeon: Hold that. Yeah.

leong kennedick: So I don't think it's going to be like, it's not like, yeah, I'm not like, you know, I'm not going to like fucking cut the limber myself and then like, you know, hammer it.

Steve-O: OK.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Take everything apart in your house.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, that's what you paid $900

DUNCANTHETHOT: Not that.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: John, take apart everything in your house.

leong kennedick: Dude, trust me. Dude, I've been looking. Dude, when when we had to ah well we had to um

DUNCANTHETHOT: Take everything apart.

leong kennedick: throw out our our super, super old couch yesterday.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You were gonna take that apart, weren't you?

leong kennedick: Well, no. Well, the thing is, is like there was like a spare cell phone that i that we had that we gave yeah we gave Owen when he was like a baby just to watch fucking Coco Melanon.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Piece by piece.

leong kennedick: And he lost it So like for the last like three years, it's been the theory has been, oh it's in the fucking couch.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's in the couch.

leong kennedick: It has to be. Where else could it be?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yo, yeah,

leong kennedick: Right. So we tip the old couch over and Sam's like, yeah, we should probably cut this over. I'm like, we should probably cut this open. I have the perfect thing in my pocket right now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you know yeah, yeah, yeah.

leong kennedick: Flick that bad boy open and I slit that shit.

ThirstTrapLeon: Do you think she's just being a good wife and just making up scenarios for you to use it?

leong kennedick: I hope so.

ThirstTrapLeon: She's like, oh, he'll who'll be happy.

leong kennedick: That's what when that's what marriage is.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah yeah. Like, he'll get it.

leong kennedick: No, because the the other, like, a couple weeks ago, I was like, um we have like a we have to get a baby gate.

ThirstTrapLeon: He'll make him happy.

leong kennedick: It's like fucking, it's like deja vu. We have to, like, do all this crap again. And it's kind of, you know, giving me anxiety.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: And, ah you know, I had to, like, assemble this the bracket to attach the um thing on. So I, like, took my Leatherman out. I didn't even, like, show it off or anything. I just took it out and started fucking with it. And Sam walks by and she's like,

leong kennedick: whoa, that seems pretty fucking useful, huh? I'm like, fucking A, yeah, it does.

Steve-O: ah

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow. You know what?

ThirstTrapLeon: You're goddamn right.

leong kennedick: And you know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: that You know what?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: God bless her.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going to be honest with you, John.

leong kennedick: I'm glad that you, yeah, and you know what?

Steve-O: Oh my God. I love that.

leong kennedick: I'm glad that I feel vindicated now. I'm glad that you're seeing the value.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think you did just expose yourself a little bit there, though, because you said when you took it out, you didn't even show it off this time.

leong kennedick: Why?

DUNCANTHETHOT: It sounds like every time you take it out, you're like, hey, everyone, i have my multi-tool out right now.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, no, dude, dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: earth

leong kennedick: No, dude, it's like, it's almost like, I'm like, I'm yeah i like but I'm like trying.

Steve-O: You hold it above your head.

leong kennedick: like, I look for reasons to use it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah

leong kennedick: Like my my mom like texted me and Sam the other day while she was watching. Oh, and she was like, she's like, Hey John, you have to come over and, ah and like, and figure out what's wrong with our smoke detector.

leong kennedick: And I'm like, in the car 15 minutes away, i broke it out. I'm like, yeah it's time. It's time. Little buddy. It's your time now.

Steve-O: ah loves I love what your family's doing. They're just setting up small, small problems for you to use a multi-tool.

leong kennedick: They're just enabling me.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: John, the remote control is no longer working. It seems to have a screw that no normal screwdriver can obtain.

leong kennedick: Well, dude, you know what, though? we felt like We've ordered knockoff remote controls because we lost we lost we've kept losing them for our TV downstairs.

leong kennedick: Guess what we found inside the fucking couch when I sliced that motherfucker open? The OEM...

Steve-O: remote control.

leong kennedick: yeah the oem remote control. So the, the, yes.

Steve-O: Damn.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Can ask you question, John? And this is a very, very serious question. where When you're carrying your multi-tool, where do you keep it?

leong kennedick: Well, okay. So now that I have, now that I have two multi-tools, one, one is in my bag in, it's in a sheet that I refuse to wear on my belt.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

leong kennedick: I just don't want to be that guy, but like, it's over.

Steve-O: Once you do that, that's 100%

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, that was my first question.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah. Once you do that, that's when you just just buy a lazy boy and then, yeah, you know, you're cooked.

Steve-O: That's 100% bad.

leong kennedick: It's over. I'm on my deathbed.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah. And then there's there's yeah the Blacktail version that I have now is just in my pocket, but I haven't really used it because I like using the ah my right pocket with the pocket with a pocket clip.

Steve-O: You got to get your beeper on there too.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Which pocket?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Front?

leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah, front.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that where you keep your wallet too?

leong kennedick: My wallet is in my left front pocket.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, so what that's what's in your, is that the only thing in your right pocket?

Steve-O: Where's your phone?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, where's your phone?

leong kennedick: My phone is usually in my right pocket, too, but... um It's small enough.

DUNCANTHETHOT: With your multi-tool?

ThirstTrapLeon: Whoa. no Yeah.

leong kennedick: Here, I'll take a picture of them for you.

Steve-O: It's in like a leather case, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: What about the...

Steve-O: Like a little case in your pocket?

leong kennedick: No, no no, no, no. In my pocket, it just has a clip.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's loose.

Steve-O: Just loose, it's just loose.

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no.

leong kennedick: Yeah, let me see.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is he clipping it to the edge of the pocket or is it loose in the pocket is really the.

leong kennedick: No, no, no.

DUNCANTHETHOT: they

leong kennedick: It's in a... the The reason it's in my pocket is because I have a clip.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

leong kennedick: ah I have a pocket clip. So it's it's like snagged on the the very side of the pocket and doesn't move.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I have another question.

leong kennedick: Because you you hold a pocket knife, Chris, right?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes. Yeah.

leong kennedick: So...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, you see, I, it has a very small profile and I keep it in my right pocket, but it does not heat in any way, inhibit my way of getting to my wallet, which is also in my right pocket.

leong kennedick: And yeah, we we all have Ridge wallets now, right? that That's how it is, right?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I have a, I have a leather bifold.

leong kennedick: Oh, you fucking you devolved into Neanderthal times? I thought we thought we were i thought we were Ridge

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, it's technically it's, Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

leong kennedick: wris

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a bifold in in in in name only because it has a ah money clip in the center and it it it is no way... It's it's it's very minimal.

ThirstTrapLeon: You might have to take a picture of this.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's way more minimal and it also has a a string that you pull on and you're...

ThirstTrapLeon: You don't, you're sounding less and less confident as you talk about.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Come on!

leong kennedick: What the fuck?

Steve-O: spring you have

ThirstTrapLeon: It's

DUNCANTHETHOT: There's a string!

leong kennedick: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Chris. don't know about this, dude.

Steve-O: and sorry Wait, Chris, are you describing a yo-yo?

DUNCANTHETHOT: There's string...

ThirstTrapLeon: it's got a string.

Steve-O: Are you just putting all your money inside of a yo-yo?

leong kennedick: Yeah. don't know, dawg.

DUNCANTHETHOT: but hey It's a string. You pull the string and there's your debit card pops out.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Chip first.

ThirstTrapLeon: This sounds like you're pitching a movie to Hollywood execs and they're getting less and less interested.

Steve-O: yeah It's about a boy who's got a nickel attached to a string and he puts it inside of the candy machine.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's like a guy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: All right. The reason i got out of the Ridge game is because it's a thick object in my pocket.

leong kennedick: How many cards you got in there? I only have like three cards in mine.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I only do, and and that's the thing i I also didn't like about the Ridge Wallet, is that you kind of have to stack her up for a Ridge Wallet to be effective.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. No, I have a few. I have more than I want in there. But like I look at it every once in a while. Once every few months and I go, i I don't know which one I'd get rid of.

DUNCANTHETHOT: The the this slimness of this bifold that I got is also why I got it.

leong kennedick: Take a picture. I need to see it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah.

leong kennedick: need to see it.

Steve-O: i don't I don't have a rid...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, hold on.

leong kennedick: i sent you I sent you guys a a picture of of the the tool that I keep in my wall in my pocket next to my phone. So it's like, it fits in there fine.

Steve-O: That would scare the fuck out of me.

leong kennedick: you know

leong kennedick: What, if...

DUNCANTHETHOT: i'm ah i' know I'm a real weirdo about about weight in my pockets.

leong kennedick: ah

Steve-O: that the It bounce around and crack the screen or something.

leong kennedick: No, no, this is no. this is the ah the There's a pocket clip on there, as you can see. So it just hangs on the top of my of my pocket all the way towards my butt.

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: So its it stays there. And then the front The left side of my right pocket, front pocket, will be where my phone is.

Steve-O: Oh, OK.

leong kennedick: Yeah. So it's like, it's sit there. But like, you know, usually, um you know, usually I carry um a man purse now.

leong kennedick: So usually if I'm not at work, then I'm not, like this stuff is just going to be in my my my my little sling bag, my tiny baby sling bag, like all my stuff.

Steve-O: Mm.

leong kennedick: So. Yeah, like usually when I'm not, when I don't wear a belt, I don't like to have things in my pockets anymore.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's what I got.

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, wait, let's see this. Let's see this.

DUNCANTHETHOT: This is the the profile of this is much.

leong kennedick: Oh, that's a nice, ah that's a little carbon fiber, it looks like. Oh no, it's just, ah it's weaved.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's it's stylized to look like carbon fiber, but it is.

leong kennedick: Okay.

Steve-O: I see the string.

DUNCANTHETHOT: See what I mean? So you pull, you pull on that string and I'll show you, I'll take another picture.

leong kennedick: That is very timing.

ThirstTrapLeon: but i Yeah, I've seen that string in my remote control when I need to get batteries out.

DUNCANTHETHOT: on.

leong kennedick: It's got a little ribbon. It's got a bookmark, Chris.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Basically, yes. So here, this is, and it pulls your debit card out. So you can it's chipped first.

leong kennedick: that little What's that little metal contraption there in the middle there? What is that thing?

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a money clip.

leong kennedick: Oh, where's all your money, Chris?

ThirstTrapLeon: It's in the middle.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't carry cash.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's fucked up.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't carry cash.

Steve-O: Cashless, no cash, doesn't need it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Where's all your money?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I have all my, I have the deposit tips that I have, but hey I don't carry i don't care cash with me. No, sir. no sir

leong kennedick: have I have a $100 bill that I've been holding on to since Christmas that I got from my father-in-law. And we were we were at the casino last week, and Sam's like, yo, you got $100.

leong kennedick: I'm like, dude, no, I'm not fucking using my emergency $100.

Steve-O: Now's the time.

leong kennedick: Dude,

Steve-O: what The emergency was, you're at the casino.

leong kennedick: du you dude I played bubble craps for the first time, and I think i think my my mom and and Sam were like, they were like amazed, because I turned $20 into like eighty five dollars like, right away.

leong kennedick: And they were like, oh my god, this is crazy!

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh,

leong kennedick: And then i lost it all, like, on the like like in the next two rolls.

Steve-O: No.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah, I was gonna say I usually turn $85 and then $20 really quickly. Stripper.

DUNCANTHETHOT: i I have a weird amount of cash on me um

ThirstTrapLeon: stripper

DUNCANTHETHOT: from like from tips from my job. you know As I am there, I do get a collection of tips. and it's i just hate having it in my house.

DUNCANTHETHOT: or I don't like cash at all anymore, really.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but... Chris, we're like, we're getting to the end times here, man. So it's,

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, but what's cash going to matter in the end times? It's going wipe your butt with it.

leong kennedick: I mean, it could be like, it could be like, um, Handmaid's Tale where they just wipe everybody's bank accounts, you know?

Steve-O: All going to be bottle caps.

ThirstTrapLeon: Thank you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, du well, you're right. That's ah obviously a thing that could happen. But then cash wouldn't matter either.

Steve-O: Line your mattress, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They can control that. They can control.

leong kennedick: This next one is the, the sheath that I keep in my bag. It's my best friend. This is the Leatherman Wave. the the The more expensive Blacktail Leatherman came with the sheath, but I used the Wave in that one.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that a light?

leong kennedick: because

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that a flashlight? Yeah.

leong kennedick: No, no, no. it's like ah It's a bit extender. Oh my god. Well, yeah I'm glad you asked, Chris.

DUNCANTHETHOT: So

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, God damn it.

Steve-O: this is why This is why we've updated the tech channel to be gear on the Discord.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I feel like, yeah. cause Especially because everybody starts talking about knives and shit. So like,

DUNCANTHETHOT: so when you pull your phone out, your Leatherman is not contacting your hand at all.

leong kennedick: No, it just sits there.

DUNCANTHETHOT: All right. All right.

leong kennedick: It's just a flex piece, you know?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. That's all that matters to me. Like really, I is things fit in my pocket and nothing is obstructing anyone.

leong kennedick: But I'm going down the rabbit hole now, Chris. Like, I don't think I'm going to buy one, but i'm I'm looking at pocket knives now. Like, do I need a pocket knife? Even though I don't really need one because the the multi-tool has a knife on it.

ThirstTrapLeon: now i don't No, i think the the multi-tool...

DUNCANTHETHOT: You don't. If you got a multi-tool, like ah my pocket knife is so slim that it's I that's exactly why I got it. Like, I don't want to feel like I have anything in my pocket.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the ending.

Steve-O: Do you need to carve? Do you want to whittle?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I've always been whittling.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, Tom Borowski showed all of his fucking combat knives that one time. And then I asked him what he was doing with it. He's like whittling. I'm like, what are you whittling?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Dude, everybody whittles.

leong kennedick: And he's like, I'm making a chess set. And I'm like, can you make the rooks penises? and he's like He's like, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, all right.

ThirstTrapLeon: he's like of course I can

leong kennedick: I was like, I'll buy i'll buy that chess set off of you if you if you do it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: i I'm ah um'm a whittler at heart.

leong kennedick: don't know how long it's going to take him to do it.

Steve-O: A

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I'm always a pocket knife guy. I'm pocket knife guy all the time. I think they're great. they they They solve every problem.

leong kennedick: yeah the The one that you have, is that like a folding knife or like a...

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a flipper. It's a flipper.

leong kennedick: It's a flipper.

Steve-O: flipper.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, so.

leong kennedick: Yeah, because I was looking at those, the CRKT ones.

DUNCANTHETHOT: be at The knobs, they're they're cheap.

leong kennedick: Because they're they're not too expensive.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're usable. They're their're everyday use knives.

leong kennedick: I was looking at the Drifter, Chris.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Sharp.

leong kennedick: That's the one I was looking at.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Sharp as fuck.

Steve-O: The Drifter.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it's called the Drifter.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Very sharp. Be careful.

Steve-O: That sounds like a knife that a hobo would use on a boxcar.

leong kennedick: Oh, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: well

leong kennedick: Once my cousin are looking ours, really expensive. That's why I was asking it all Ray about it. was like, are these good?

DUNCANTHETHOT: And I don't want to spend a bunch of money on a knife either, right? Like that's, to me, that's too much.

leong kennedick: um Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Just need some I need every day.

leong kennedick: No, and like, I guess you gotta to be, like, what are the laws in New Jersey? Like, do do you have to, do they have to be, like, under a certain length or something before it's...

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think can't be the automatic ones, the spring-loaded.

leong kennedick: Fucking ballet songs? You can't have a butterfly knife.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you can't have those, but the all the time.

leong kennedick: Devin, do you know how to twirl a butterfly knife?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, I really wish I had, like, the stomach to buy a butterfly knife to learn.

leong kennedick: That you you were, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Because I think I'd be the worst person about it, though.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you'd be flicking that thing out all the time.

ThirstTrapLeon: I would always do it, dude.

leong kennedick: You'd always flip it, and then you'd fuck up your hand.

Steve-O: And

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, like, I think I'd have to get, um like, I don't know, like, a kid-safe butterfly. Because, the whole motion of it is sick.

leong kennedick: You gotta put the fucking bumpers the bumpers on the the bowling alley

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. You know, because otherwise, yeah, i like like i've seen I've seen those fidget spinners that are basically butterfly knives, but, you know, there's no knife involved.

leong kennedick: alley. There's like a fidget meta now. like People carry these like magnetic things that like...

ThirstTrapLeon: I know. Well, that like that have like different attachments.

leong kennedick: I don't know. They have like little clickies. Yeah, there's ones that look like little tiny cards. And then you just flick them around.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, you don't carry a knife at all or any type multi-tool?

ThirstTrapLeon: So Jenny gave me one of her spare knives, like like the normal like the normal ones that you you would have seen, right? The ones that you just kind of flick out.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, sure.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I put it in my, had little satchel, have a satchel, and I just forgot it was there. And then I was going into places. that I definitely would have gotten in very big trouble if they had caught the knife.

leong kennedick: Did they confiscate it?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Ah.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, oh, I should not carry it. Because like it kind of what if you forget you have it, it becomes fucking useless. You know what I mean? Like.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah iss true It's true. It's dependent on how much you need a knife throughout the day. If you're cutting up...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, like if I got mugged, I definitely would have been like, I guess I'm getting mugged because I don't have a knife.

Steve-O: You got it.

leong kennedick: Yeah,

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm cutting up a lot of cardboard throughout the day.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: yeah i'm not, I don't, I wouldn't carry it for, for like, uh, as a weapon.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's like what I need.

Steve-O: Hmm. Like a box cutter.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I would use it to like cut zip ties. Well, i mean, that's why I use my multi-tool too.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And open up shit, like bags and stuff.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

Steve-O: You to get you like a, like a jack boot knife, Devin.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

Steve-O: One that like springs out of your boot.

leong kennedick: Slice, slice open the bottom of a couch, you know, when you're getting rid of it, that kind of thing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, you don't you don't also, you don't carry a knife either?

Steve-O: i got I got two cowboy boots and a knife comes out the front when I hit it a certain way.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're that kind of guy, huh?

leong kennedick: nine

Steve-O: I'm that guy, yeah. Nobody expects to get their shin stabbed.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the kind

leong kennedick: Perfect, perfect socks for cowboy boots. Are those darn tough socks?

Steve-O: Dude, those darn tough socks were not sponsored.

DUNCANTHETHOT: of guy. What do you do?

leong kennedick: Chris, Chris. All right. So my evolution was we we talked about the wool socks before. Like there is no there is no like after I converted to wool socks, like in general.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Isn't it wonderful?

ThirstTrapLeon: Jesus Christ. I'm losing my mind over here.

leong kennedick: Well, no, listen, da listen, because because I've been wearing work boots to work.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, what are you going to talk about?

ThirstTrapLeon: don't know.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You got movies and stuff.

Steve-O: You gonna talk about movies?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Come on.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to talk about my crow's feet and all the lotions I've been using.

leong kennedick: But Chris, I don't have – dude, the boot boots stink is is just nonexistent now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you're a weird-ass crowsy. That sounds great.

leong kennedick: I don't have boot stink anymore.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's they breathe.

leong kennedick: it's and It's amazing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They breathe so goddamn well.

leong kennedick: It's it's crazy because like you could have – I wouldn't ever let somebody smell my feet, but like when I was wearing just regular polyester socks before, like they would just stink up the whole room.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I do, though, I have a limit on my wool socks. like I only went out during the winter and the fall. I tend to think they do... Like, they're a little warm in the in the summer.

leong kennedick: Well, that's why the darn tough. I got ah lightweight ones that are also wool.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, you got the light? Okay, you got the lightweight.

leong kennedick: Yeah, and they're still cushing cushioned on the bottom.

Steve-O: They got lightweight, medium weight, and heavy weights.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's that's a good call. Because I have, like, full...

leong kennedick: They're so expensive, though, Steve.

Steve-O: Oh, they're so expensive, to dude.

leong kennedick: I was just like... It's

Steve-O: That's why like I always feel bad when I like show the link.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Wolf socks are ridiculous.

Steve-O: People see $30 and they're like, forget that.

leong kennedick: like $30 a pair.

Steve-O: And I'm like, yeah, I get it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: But you don't, they don't ever like my, I've had wolf socks for 15 years.

leong kennedick: Just shut down. Just shut down.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like I,

leong kennedick: Fucking Sockcast. Nah, but for real though.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I've had wolf socks for 15 years. That's all i'm going to say. And they last and they still are good.

leong kennedick: Well, these darn tough ones, ah Steve, apparently like if if there's like a hole in them or something, you just like email them. they'll You send them back and they they give you a ah ah gift voucher to to buy another pair.

Steve-O: They're buy it for life.

leong kennedick: Just saying, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: like it's It's not that I would say no to a pair. it's It's just, you know.

leong kennedick: Well, I mean, you got you got a wedding you got a wedding you got a wedding coming up

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, what's an old thing you want to talk about, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: and i feel I don't know.

Steve-O: Yeah, you got it, Devin, you gotta you gotta pull up a an old man thing.

ThirstTrapLeon: no no because like part of me Part of me feels like i'm like I have to think of something cool and hip, but I don't have that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: No. You got to have an old man thing. Like, did you?

Steve-O: We're talking about whittling?

ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, I was talking about my plantar fasciitis earlier.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's that.

ThirstTrapLeon: like yeah That's my old thing.

Steve-O: That's very good.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's true.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You weren't talking about that on the podcast. This is an old podcast now.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's true.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Those are old men.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah that's what I was talking about, man.

Steve-O: Old cast.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Don't you get it

Steve-O: Anti-fan old men.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh,

leong kennedick: i art talk about my arthritis yeah Chris I yeah my do your hands get all crackly and shit yeah I got I got laboring I got laboring hand laboring cream like hand cream because

DUNCANTHETHOT: I have to moisturize now. You want to talk about that? have to fucking moisturize?

Steve-O: oh yeah. Get you a nice quarter zone, Cream.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: What the fuck? do you think that Do you think that's because you keep fucking around with your multi-tool?

leong kennedick: possibly but this was before because I was fucking around with a bunch of like yeah well also it was like the winter was like fucking up like the dryness of my hands yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Because we're getting old and our skin's drying out.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, but John, do you remember doing that when you were young?

Steve-O: a

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, you don't

leong kennedick: No.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Not even the coldest winters ever and the driest winters conditions.

Steve-O: Nah Dude you remember young man Like you would see like an old man's hand And you were like damn they could like They could like just like Shave stuff down

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, I think I don't I'd like to think I'm not a vain person, but there were one if I once I start getting liver spots, I'm just going hang myself.

ThirstTrapLeon: And to Jenny, I don't mean this in a rude way. But Jenny looked at me and she's like, I think your hair is thinning. And it fucking triggered me for like two days straight.

ThirstTrapLeon: And it's not.

leong kennedick: Welcome to the club, baby.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Welcome to club.

ThirstTrapLeon: Just to clarify.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Coming home.

Steve-O: Dude, you're in, baby.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, no. Guys, guys, just to clarify.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin's coming at home.

leong kennedick: Hell yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's not. But I was like, why the fuck would you say that?

DUNCANTHETHOT: room

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, you've ruined my day. And then and then I just had I literally walked around the house with a hood up for two days.

leong kennedick: Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.

leong kennedick: Man, you're just so self-conscious.

ThirstTrapLeon: I was like, oh, feet are fucking nice. Yeah.

Steve-O: Did she just drop that on you to fuck with you?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Well, because like my to be fair, ah this is the only grace I'll give her.

Steve-O: du

ThirstTrapLeon: It was like one of those days where like I woke up and I hadn't showered and like my hair was all crazy because like I had bedhead. So like your hair is not even looking.

ThirstTrapLeon: So there's just like weird patches.

leong kennedick: Yeah, got to fix it, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: You got to paint it.

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and and i was just and i was just and I was just playing games.

leong kennedick: like

Steve-O: Me too, Devin.

leong kennedick: got you got pint You got to paint over it like Jalen Brown.

Steve-O: Me too, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: i was I was playing video games, and she looked at me, and she's like, yo, know are you fucking, why your hair looks so thin?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Get

ThirstTrapLeon: i was like, what, what, what'd you say to me?

DUNCANTHETHOT: him, Steve.

ThirstTrapLeon: Look, you.

Steve-O: you know I've just been playing video games. Come on, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, it's not, though. It's not. I want to clarify, guys. It's not.

Steve-O: It's not perfect head of hair. You should see his dad's hair.

ThirstTrapLeon: Perfect.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what I feel like? I feel like Tyrion talking to Jon Snow outside the castle.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, my dad has a...

DUNCANTHETHOT: He's like, wear your flaws like armor, Jon.

leong kennedick: That's funny, Devon, because Sam's, like, guilting me because, you know, she's pregnant now, and I guess I lost some weight, so she's just like, oh what do you, like, a fucking size medium now? And, like, makes me feel guilty, and I'm just like, no.

DUNCANTHETHOT: that...

ThirstTrapLeon: What the fuck?

DUNCANTHETHOT: John! Humble brag over here. Losing weight.

leong kennedick: But, yeah, I mean, it's because it's because i work in a fucking fortress right now, and it's a pain in the ass to leave, so I just eat peanut butter and jelly every day, and then, like,

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.

leong kennedick: You know i'm not like really a double double coffee sometimes. Like, that's why I brought a double coffee because because i can't just leave.

Steve-O: Oh, dude. Double coffee and PB&Js?

leong kennedick: yeah when i Yeah, because usually when I'm working at a more relaxed place, I would just go out for lunch for an hour. But like, just...

Steve-O: Dude, and you're all about freaking knives. Not dude, the techs. I think you've been hanging around those techs.

leong kennedick: I've been hanging out. Dude, I'm going to have a motorcycle by the end of the year, an AR-15 strapped.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: Just wait, dog. no and No, no, no, no, no. It's not that. It's not. that drastic. She's just being, you know, pregnant.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, no, just, yeah, just, you know. See, that's the thing, man, where I would just double down and just get myself in so much trouble. would just say something gnarly.

Steve-O: Like what? Yeah.

leong kennedick: Why?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, because, like, i my one of my things is a I, like, I'm looking to get a reaction that just makes them make a face.

leong kennedick: why

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, like a disgusted face.

Steve-O: yeah

leong kennedick: You're like, yo oh, you're like, you're like my five-year-old. That's what my fucking five-year-old does.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, dude, I thrive off of it. I truly do. mean,

leong kennedick: That's literally what what a toddler does to his parents, Devin.

Steve-O: So you would you would say something back to your pregnant wife in that instant.

leong kennedick: You know?

ThirstTrapLeon: i yeah, it's because I don't know.

Steve-O: And she would look at you so hurt and say, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Like, i if I don't give you the ick more, like, at least six times a day, like, what am I doing?

leong kennedick: my God. Just bitter. You just gotta be bitter.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It explains a lot.

Steve-O: Devin, I am carrying our son, Witcher, go back.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'd be like, yeah. Wager Kovac. Yeah.

Steve-O: In the movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh my god. Ha ha ha ha ha.

ThirstTrapLeon: i' be like listen's I'd be like, listen, somebody in this house needs to get in shape.

Steve-O: yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: You disgust me. And then I'd and i'd leave.

leong kennedick: Oh my god, dude!

Steve-O: Oh, Jesus.

leong kennedick: Well, pray you're never in this situation as me.

ThirstTrapLeon: and that's That's a bit. you know You know what I do, though? this is This is the shield. This is the shield I give myself, and it's worked zero times, is I say, I was going to say something, but I'm not, which then obviously prompts them.

leong kennedick: You say that out loud?

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, well, you can't say that.

leong kennedick: Oh my god, you're...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which then prompts them to say, well, what were going to say? And I say, and then I tell them, I say, it's illegal for you to get mad, and then I say it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course.

ThirstTrapLeon: And it's it has 0.0% success rate, but...

leong kennedick: you're

Steve-O: It's legal agenda.

leong kennedick: you're a like You're a literal child.

ThirstTrapLeon: i

leong kennedick: This is what children do, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm like, I said, I'm like, it's illegal for you to get mad at me about this.

leong kennedick: That's what children do.

ThirstTrapLeon: Cause I said, you asked me, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to grow as a person, but you've, you, I gaslight them.

leong kennedick: Okay, promise you ah promise you won't be mad.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. I gaslight them a hundred percent.

leong kennedick: Fuck you. Yeah, that's you.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. You know, i don't know. I, there's just something wrong with me. is It's the problem.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Just like that corn song said.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.

leong kennedick: Anyway. Anyway, ah news.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Anyway, let's transition into a...

leong kennedick: Steve, did you watch the movie? I didn't watch it with them. I watched it the other day.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah.

Steve-O: I have not seen this movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: Steve, did you watch the movie?

Steve-O: I i do want to see this movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: The movie.

Steve-O: It sounds really good.

leong kennedick: Yeah, we won't spoil it for you.

Steve-O: We're talking about ah Project Hail Mary, right?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Got it in one, Steve. That's exactly right. um

ThirstTrapLeon: Uh...

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Myself and Devin burped our way through a viewing.

Steve-O: Yeah,

leong kennedick: Wait, yeah, Steve, you want to take a walk? Steve, you want to take a walk?

Steve-O: yeah I can take a walk for a little bit.

leong kennedick: Take a walk for a little bit.

Steve-O: I can take a walk.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah...

Steve-O: Text me text me on my phone when you guys are done talking about spoilers because I am very interested in this film.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's text this.

leong kennedick: Alright, I will.

Steve-O: It sounds like it's awesome.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I don't want i want to spoil anything. I don't want to spoil anything.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't think we're going to spoil it.

Steve-O: And it also features ah the multi-tool that John bought. He bought a second one.

leong kennedick: Oh, no, no, no!

ThirstTrapLeon: Which is why John saw it.

leong kennedick: That's the that's the one that's the one i'm I might want to get next because it's the it's the bigger version of the one I have. so i have a I don't know.

Steve-O: right. Well, that's the spoilers because I don't know about this multi-tool.

leong kennedick: It might be too big.

Steve-O: So I'll be right back.

leong kennedick: So what? Chris, I have

DUNCANTHETHOT: Now that he left, we can start talking about porn.

leong kennedick: i have question I have questions for you, Chris, as somebody who read the book.

ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, shit. Never mind. Oh, yeah, of course. So, um yeah, just to say.

leong kennedick: as my my brother my my My brother-in-law, my sister's husband, said it's one of his favorite books he's read like in recent time.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's fantastic. The Martian and this are wonderful books.

leong kennedick: i But he didn't but he didn't watch he didn't watch the movie yet, so I'm wondering if... film like did you Do you think that if you had just went in without knowing anything, like you would you would you would like it you would like the movie more or something?

leong kennedick: That's what I'm hearing from some people.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think the book was written to be made into a movie.

leong kennedick: Okay, it write it reads like a movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: One million percent.

leong kennedick: like

DUNCANTHETHOT: A movie?

leong kennedick: Did they do the same like time jumps that they do in the movie?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes.

leong kennedick: Okay, I figured as much, because you...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes. you're You're learning everything about ah Grace as he's learning everything about Grace.

leong kennedick: Because that was kind of like a little, like, I don't know if if you guys, if Devin, if you felt the same, but like um like, it was kind of a gut punch when you find out that he didn't even want to go. Like, he really didn't want to go.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a wonderful scene in the book.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, in the in the trailers, I think part of it is I'm like, how does he get convinced to go?

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's wonderful scene.

ThirstTrapLeon: Because I'm like, this... Because in the trailers, he's like, no, I'm a fucking schoolteacher. And I'm like, yeah, you're a schoolteacher, dude.

leong kennedick: Well, no, but but, yeah, but the thing is, like, yeah, that, I mean, that that's the way I went down that path was like, Oh, maybe he just decides to do it. Maybe the kids, his students convince him or something because he's a teacher, you know?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, maybe he just finds that heroic, you know...

leong kennedick: But they fucking, they actually like, there's like, I've like ethics, like, like imbalance in my brain about whether or not that was the right thing to do or not, you know, like, cause like, yeah, it's a dick move, but also like it kind of worked out and nobody else would have been the same as him.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, 100%. Yeah. It's like worked out, but.

leong kennedick: You know, they wouldn't have, Like, I guess that's that's the reveal, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. And it really informs his decision, I think, at the end of the movie, too.

leong kennedick: Is, like, that's why.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, it's like what?

leong kennedick: Yeah, ah did it end?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.

leong kennedick: Does the book end the same way, Chris?

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, actually.

leong kennedick: Like, is he is he on Erida?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.

leong kennedick: Is it Erida?

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Iridian or something.

leong kennedick: How do you pronounce it? it really

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, no, that that definitely ends the same way as the book. But I'm...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Hold on.

leong kennedick: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's like I'm trying to read...

leong kennedick: so like No, but, like,

ThirstTrapLeon: you

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm trying to remember...

leong kennedick: thank you do they Do they keep it the question up in the air whether or not he decides to go back? Because they figure out a way to get him back to Earth. Or does he just stay there?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, no. He stays on Iridian. he He has no reason to go back.

leong kennedick: Okay, good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's actually a really faithful adaptation as far as like the structure of the book and the general plot points.

leong kennedick: And I read, dude, I read, it made me emotional. And I read that, like, they don't reveal, that i don't know if they revealed this in the movie I didn't pick up on it, but, like, the book readers on the subreddit are like, yeah, they don't really go into it, but, like, Rocky was there for, like, 50 years before Grace even shows up.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes. Yes. he He was there for a long time.

leong kennedick: He was just by himself. Oh, God, my heart, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Hibernating. Yeah.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's here. Here's the difference from the book to the movie here here. Here's the big difference. When I read the book, I had no idea that Rocky existed.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I had no idea that he was going to an alien. There is no, no point in the book halfway through the book where you're at any way, like know that he's going to meet an extraterrestrial but then it happens and the book it is a shock in that way I did not expect that to happen yes

leong kennedick: yeah And then it becomes such a major part of the everything. like it's like It's not like, oh, he comes across an alien. like It's like, oh, they actually have to work together and they have to figure out how to communicate because they're both alone.

DUNCANTHETHOT: because they're alone and theyre they're not the heroes the classic heroes of the story you know

leong kennedick: Yeah, it'ss it's so good. It's such a good story. Right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And that's kind of the whole point of the of the book. Like these guys can be heroes like anybody else. You know, they don't, they didn't have it in their DNA. They, they, one's an engineer. All Rocky knows how to build shit.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Really.

leong kennedick: Yeah. they No, the what really like kind of fucked me up was the fact that

DUNCANTHETHOT: You know. It

leong kennedick: his species doesn't even know they didn't even, they're not even aware of relativity and that concept or radiation.

DUNCANTHETHOT: were radiations.

leong kennedick: And I guess that's why

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I really like that. Like, just because he's an alien doesn't mean he's just like infinitely smarter.

leong kennedick: Right. Yeah. It's, it's, it's kind of, i don't want to say it's realistic, but it's like kind of grounded in that, in that way, because like, because then he figures out that he does have enough astrophage to allow him to go home, but he would have to wait a little bit longer.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Like he, because of relativity, because of you know by time dilation or whatever whatever it is.

DUNCANTHETHOT: From what I imagine,

DUNCANTHETHOT: from the book, and I think this got across in the movie, the Iridian people, they were very good at building things, but they never went into space. And when they had to go into space, they were very good at building a ship to go into space, but they didn't really have a lot of general wisdom about space because they didn't have her go into it.

leong kennedick: Right.

leong kennedick: Right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They never needed to. So it to them, everything that Rocky is learning, he's learning like on the fly when they're out there. And that's kind of the impression you get from the book.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And i and it they're one he's so wonderful.

leong kennedick: Who's going to beat Rocky for Hero of the Year this year for us?

ThirstTrapLeon: you

leong kennedick: Nobody.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, no, that's...

leong kennedick: He's the best, dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah

DUNCANTHETHOT: and Dude,

leong kennedick: so they today i got I'm assuming they did a good job of of portraying Rocky in the movie, right?

DUNCANTHETHOT: that's like the best part. If you can get that right, you get everything right about the book.

leong kennedick: you got The whole movie's right, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You get Rocky right. It's really that's everything else is easy.

leong kennedick: because i If I recall correctly, Chris, like one of your concerns, I guess, I think it was you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, sure.

leong kennedick: with ah with ah When they first announced the movie was that Ryan Gosling is like kind of like too hot to be Rylan Grace because he's not really supposed to be like. did Did they portray his character correct like accurately?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, there's there's an interesting thing they were able to do. And i it was in the book, too. And I never really thought about it. um So they they have to keep their muscles in shape while they're in the coma.

DUNCANTHETHOT: So they have they're they're hooked up with all these electrical impulse machines that are constantly just exciting their muscles while they're sleeping. So that when so dont know atrophy, exactly.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, so they don't atrophy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: So when he wakes up, he's like ripped.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, it's it's funny. I don't know if you caught this in the movie, but when he's writing on the board when he wakes up, he's like, Bustles, did I always have them?

leong kennedick: Oh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah That's a big part of it.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: i was like, that's pretty funny. Because again, yeah, it's just like Ryan Gosling is just like naturally in crazy shape all the time.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I guess it's the flashback scenes. They did make him look thinner and smaller.

leong kennedick: Well, they put that so they put that sweater on them constantly.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm.

leong kennedick: So he's like, you can't really see any definition on his body at all, really.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, it kind of reminded me, this is a weird comparison, but do you remember ah Pineapple Express with James Franco, where he was like fresh off of like Spider-Man 3, so he was like super ripped?

leong kennedick: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then he just like...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes. and They put him in sweatpants the whole movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: They just kept putting in like sweatpants and like sweaters. And he's like, he's bursting out of his fucking but like his shirt. And you're like, bro, clearly you're in insane shape.

leong kennedick: Sam, um, Sam had no, she never watched any trailers, didn't know what the movie was about, didn't even know Ryan Gosling was in it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.

leong kennedick: And, uh, dude, like, in the in the beginning, she was like, is this ah is this based on a true true story?

ThirstTrapLeon: Pulled a Waldo.

leong kennedick: I was like, uh, I was like, just watch, I guess. And then she's like, oh, okay, it's not. She fucking loved it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Were you just like, yes, that's good.

leong kennedick: She loved the movie. She really loved it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: it's it's It's such a heartwarming film and book. um And it was hard not to to fall in love with it.

leong kennedick: Did you, do you like this, do you like that book more than The Martian?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I do, yeah. the The Martian is good, but it's it's just Mark Watney by himself on a planet.

leong kennedick: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And it flashes back home every once in a while.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: And he's an actual astronaut.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what these are?

leong kennedick: He's not like a fucking...

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're like funny versions of the book Hatchet that we all had to read in middle school. At least I had to.

leong kennedick: I didn't have to read that book. i don't even know what that is.

DUNCANTHETHOT: it's It's basically like this survival book where like somebody crash lands on an island and they have to learn how to survive. And there's all these like practical tips that they put in to to to survive. And whenever wilderness or thing that they're in.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's basically what The Martian and and Project Hail Mary are. like They're survival books. like They're in this foreign land and they have to learn to adapt and they do and then they escape and survive.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And I've been reading those for a long time and it's always a really it's an easy story to tell because all the conflict is based on the environment.

leong kennedick: Right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: there's There's no villain. Right?

leong kennedick: Yeah, it's just like this is what's happening and we have to deal with it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like...

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's man versus nature.

leong kennedick: Like, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: and And that's always an easy way to make a movie less dark. Especially one about the end of the world. Which is what this was about.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You know? Ultimately.

ThirstTrapLeon: did ah Chris, did you read Artemis?

DUNCANTHETHOT: i didn't...

ThirstTrapLeon: sir

leong kennedick: Is that another Andy Weir movie?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, like it's...

leong kennedick: Or a book?

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's probably going to be...

ThirstTrapLeon: no Yeah, no, of Phil Lord, Lord Spencer, Spencer Lord.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah

ThirstTrapLeon: um

DUNCANTHETHOT: Lord Spencer and Miller.

ThirstTrapLeon: Lord Spencer! Lord Miller!

DUNCANTHETHOT: Lord Miller.

ThirstTrapLeon: They're They're working on ah another book called Artemis, which is another. So he has one, two, three, four books. Three of them are getting movies or are movies.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I read two of them.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I read those two.

ThirstTrapLeon: Theft of Pride was his first one. The Martian, Artemis and then Project Hail Mary was his last one. Man, 2021. So this came out and then was quick.

leong kennedick: Dude, there was a post-credits scene for Project Hail Mary?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, I looked it up. Apparently there's a um Rocky saying says something at the end of the credits, but in his language. And that's kind of it.

leong kennedick: Oh.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, you suck my butt.

DUNCANTHETHOT: my butt.

ThirstTrapLeon: Did a dude you cry, John?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I teared up a little.

leong kennedick: Dude, I cried like five times.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

leong kennedick: Dude, it's like, it that yeah, it was really emotional, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I teared up a little. The part that made me cry is the same part in the book where he talks about all of his crewmates dying.

leong kennedick: That a movie.

leong kennedick: Oh, my God, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That really, that fucked me up.

leong kennedick: Brutal.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That fucks me up. Every time.

leong kennedick: And then, like, just the like the the primitive way he has to say it because it has to be translated a certain way.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, dude.

leong kennedick: It's like, it just fucking as fucking fucked me up, dog. Like, lot of those moments fucked me um

DUNCANTHETHOT: But they...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, i really I really love the voice that they give him. Whoever, apparently, which is, ah he was one of the, so on set, they actually had like a robotic Rocky.

ThirstTrapLeon: um That he would, be yeah, and the puppeteer is the guy who did the voice.

leong kennedick: Yeah, there's like a pup if they had like a puppet type thing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's cool.

leong kennedick: okay

ThirstTrapLeon: So fucking shout outs to that guy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: He probably was feeding Ryan Gosling lines and they were like, that guy's great.

ThirstTrapLeon: think I did a.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's just bank him the voice.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. ah Yeah. So Artemis is about a moon porter. She's the only person on shocker. It's about somebody being secluded in space.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, that's the thing.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're just these survival novels and they're really great because it's not fair.

leong kennedick: ah Chris, would you would you have gone back? Would you have gone back for Rocky, or would you have just went home?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, my God.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yes I'd go back for Rocky I'd fucking turn around immediately fuck earth man i agree with Rylan Grace

ThirstTrapLeon: That was brutal. Yeah.

leong kennedick: I mean, they they told him, though.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: they They told him that he didn't really have a life at Earth. It didn't really matter.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah they did he didn't i mean he was he loved being a teacher that's one thing that was in the book that wasn't emphasized but he got to be a teacher on Iridian so like what does it matter

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: They basically told him.

ThirstTrapLeon: Exactly.

leong kennedick: Do they, is it all like the the way the book's written, is it written like Grace is speaking in first person or is it like different perspectives or is there like a raw narrator?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, it's all on his mind.

leong kennedick: it's all It's all via Grace.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's all on his.

leong kennedick: It's all via Grace.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Via Grace. Yeah, there's no time where you go into anybody else's mind.

leong kennedick: Hail Mary full of Grace, Chris.

DUNCANTHETHOT: He is a huge nerd, too, and he talks about how he he doesn't curse.

leong kennedick: Is that what it is?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Because he's...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: any that's Well, that's the thing.

leong kennedick: i mean, he he didn't in the movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: he That's how he figures out he's a teacher in the book. He's like, why do I not curse? Like, what's going on? And he's like, oh, oh, and then the the he you know flashes back to him being a teacher.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: so That was his friend, dude.

leong kennedick: Yeah, him like him like deciding to to just send the the the drones back to Earth and like just without a second thought, just did it, just went back to to get Rocky.

leong kennedick: And I was like, oh, man, like if this is yeah, well, I was like, if this if this was made by anybody else, Rocky would just be dead but when he went off.

DUNCANTHETHOT: but The way I gather it it, it would be like if one of you were out there alone and I was like, I'd fucking turn around in a heartbeat. They wouldn't even question it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Cause who else would, so could save you in that scenario too.

ThirstTrapLeon: But, uh,

DUNCANTHETHOT: Right.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah. I'll be honest. When I was first, watch cause I had heard really good things like in the lead up and i was like, man, i like I was, I was enjoying it, but I wasn't really feeling it, you know, up until Rocky shows up.

leong kennedick: I was interested in all the science stuff.

ThirstTrapLeon: i was like, okay.

leong kennedick: I thought that was super interesting.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Me too.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's something I love about the book and the movie. And what I like a little bit more than The Martian too is I think it kind of stuck to a lot of the theoretical science that was involved. The only thing it cut out from the book that I thought was interesting was them nuking Antarctica completely.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That was...

leong kennedick: Is that where they were at the end? Where they found is the Beatles?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think so, but like that was a big part of the book because they wanted to

ThirstTrapLeon: but She could have been anywhere because I think at that point the the planet had gotten pretty cold.

leong kennedick: Yeah. they just They just tracked where it was.

DUNCANTHETHOT: they won And everything was getting cold.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, everything was getting...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Everywhere it was cold at that point. um But yeah, like, they that part was a ah big part of the book because they're like, what what the fuck are we doing? and Like, that's Rylan Grace's perspective on it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, he didn't understand that at all. And had to be like explained to him multiple times why it's like, this is our only option to stay alive while this Hail Mary project goes on.

DUNCANTHETHOT: So yeah, that that was the only exclusion. But other than that, I think it's a really faithful adaptation.

leong kennedick: Okay. They pretty much took everything in. Like, used it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. And it's a great book and it's great movie. And it's always great to watch a great adaptation of a book you really like. Like that's there's this is iss really no better feeling for somebody ah likes movies for me. Like, you know, at that point, you're like oh, this is exactly the way I envisioned it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're at least pretty close to how the plot was going to go. it's it's fun to watch, man. was a great movie.

leong kennedick: Yeah, i want to see I want to see it again. i want to watch it again.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Big time. Mary for me.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: i'd it Yeah, I think i would so I would see it again with Jenny.

leong kennedick: Big time, Mary.

ThirstTrapLeon: Jenny was... ah No.

leong kennedick: Oh, she didn't watch it with you guys? She would like it, I think.

ThirstTrapLeon: um i Yeah, we we could text Steve back because I can talk about a movie that we saw last week.

leong kennedick: All right, text them.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Chris was also there.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes.

ThirstTrapLeon: This is a movie I brought Jenny to um and she fell asleep during it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Which I completely understand.

ThirstTrapLeon: which ah Which was Undertone. i had heard about Undertone. i saw a trailer like months ago.

ThirstTrapLeon: i was like, oh, that could be good. um And then, you know, what I heard it was good. And then we watched it. And you don't have to go into like super specifics about it.

ThirstTrapLeon: But listen, I saw a horror movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What specifics?

ThirstTrapLeon: I saw a horror movie. I got spooked out. And i don't, I think in terms of of a concept, yeah, Undertone.

leong kennedick: Was it Undertome?

ThirstTrapLeon: I think in terms of a concept, it it worked, right? um It's not the best horror film I've ever seen. It's not the scariest movie I've ever seen. But like, I so i went to a movie to see something scary. I got scared.

ThirstTrapLeon: So it's kind of hard for me to walk away and be like, that was a bad experience. Because it wasn't. um I think it's a movie that works once and that's it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think it was one of the

DUNCANTHETHOT: one of the most forgettable films I'll see all year.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going to forget about this movie entirely by the end of the year. I'm not even going remember seeing it with Devin. It's going to be a moment of time that has been completely carved out.

ThirstTrapLeon: We're like, Chris, remember under, you know, when, when a man, when a madman has a gun to my head and he says, tell me the third act of undertone, you're read, you better pull that trigger.

DUNCANTHETHOT: and right Shotted to a void.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're going be like, ah but here's the deal, too. At the same time, it's so cookie cutter, exorcist, haunting plot that you can kind of just describe it from bare memory of other films that are exactly like it.

ThirstTrapLeon: The audio works right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the problem.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, the the audio is the best part of the movie by far, but there's nothing else to it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's substanceless. The that script is dog shit. And and the the characters are really one-dimensional.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't... have

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, they're skeptics.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, yeah, listen. this the The thing is, is I came off of Scream 7, you know, and I saw this. I was like, oh, this is good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's your own fault.

ThirstTrapLeon: is good movie. Yeah. No, that's fair. That's fair. um what still But still, like the reality is is i was i was creeped out.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's not mine.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, the what am I going to undertone?

Steve-O: What movie is this? What are you talking about?

DUNCANTHETHOT: um We're talking about Undertone, Steve.

leong kennedick: Undertale.

Steve-O: Oh, okay. Okay. I was like, damn, wait, I thought y'all liked Project Hail Mary. What the fuck?

ThirstTrapLeon: That'd be funny if we told you to come back and then we were still talking about it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no. This is...

Steve-O: but

ThirstTrapLeon: Like, yeah, fuck you, Steve.

Steve-O: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: Ultimately a very forgettable horror movie that I would not recommend.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. But I enjoyed it. I would... Ooh. So you give it a kill?

DUNCANTHETHOT: i am killing it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. I can't say that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm killing it based on, too, the end of the film not actually being an end. It just stopped.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, that's fair. Uh, I can't co-sign. I give it a fuck. Um, I also saw the bride. I took myself on a little movie date and this is a weird movie, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: Um, and overall not a good movie. Um,

Steve-O: Is this the ah Bride of Frankenstein movie or.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You better believe it is.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the one with um Christian Bale.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Academy Award winning Jesse Buckley as well.

Steve-O: Jay Buck.

DUNCANTHETHOT: J-Boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's um it does this thing that I hate, ah which is it introduces a really wild thing.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then my brain is now preoccupied with wondering if they're ever going to go back and explain that. And then the movie ends and they never do. And I'm like, the whole movie, I'm just like, are they going go back to this?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's how good movies should be, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: and they And they don't. So it's not a spoiler, really. this is just like the to explain what I'm talking about is the movie starts with Jesse Buckley playing Mary Shelley in like this weird, you know, she's just in a dark room and she's like, ah, I wrote this book on a day. bla blah And she's just talking about how she died.

ThirstTrapLeon: She's like, oh, the cancer got me. And I have one more story to tell, but I'm going to try to break out and tell the story. And you're like, okay, is this just a preamble to the movie? And then she sees the bride, because this movie takes place in like the 60s.

ThirstTrapLeon: And she's just like a just like a ah side piece, you know, it' like that kind of mobster 60s era. And she's like, i see her breaking. And like she's just, and then she possesses the the woman.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What?

ThirstTrapLeon: who then Yes. And then she's like bugging out in the bar because she's like, i I don't know what's happening. And then she's just literally Mary Shelley is like possessing her to the point where like she freaks out and then the mobsters kill her slash she it's an accident and she falls down the stairs and then fucking dies.

ThirstTrapLeon: So the entire impetus of the film is Mary Shelley possesses her. The author of the book possesses her and then kills her, gets her killed. And then when they bring her back, she still is like bouncing between, you know, this person who doesn't remember what happened and Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's laying it on kind of thick.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then the whole movie, I'm like, are they going to go somewhere with this?

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: And they don't. So it's just this weird fucking thing that's just happening randomly throughout the movie. And i really could not stand it. i I fucking hated it.

leong kennedick: Thank you.

ThirstTrapLeon: The movie is okay. um It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be, I guess, in terms of, like, performances. ah Christian Bale's fine. But, again, it kind of, like...

DUNCANTHETHOT: You said that when you saw the trailer that this might be one of the worst.

ThirstTrapLeon: I thought he was going to get, like, Razzie nominated.

Steve-O: Really? Oh, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: and And I thought she was going to get like lauded for the role. And it turns out they're just both like pretty good in this movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Neat. Both average, average performances.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah. They're both like pretty good in it. um Definitely wouldn't say it was bad. um But like, yeah, man. And in the, I guess in the universe,

ThirstTrapLeon: vi Victor Frankenstein is a real person. So it was kind of like known about he did this thing. So when he's like walking around, they're shocked, but they're like not completely surprised by this, I guess.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.

ThirstTrapLeon: And it's just, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a take. wouldn't you.

ThirstTrapLeon: it's It's a weird take. And then, yeah, man, I don't know. i just, but unfortunately, Again, just watching the movie. I'm like, are they going to explain this Mary Shelley possession thing? And they don't.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, I fucking... 80% of my mental faculties was going into like figuring and I couldn't stop thinking about this. And then, yeah. and then just kind of that um So I would say... a slight kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't think I'd give it a fuck.

leong kennedick: Damn.

ThirstTrapLeon: Um...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Slitting its throats.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, but also super quick. I polished off one piece on Netflix season two.

Steve-O: Oh, how was it?

ThirstTrapLeon: Quite good. um The.

leong kennedick: Sorry, yawned when you said One Piece.

ThirstTrapLeon: Production design in the show is out of control. It's Guillermo esque.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's Guillermo del Toro.

Steve-O: Oh, OK.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, like how Frankenstein just cleaned up. um It's like that, like ah I kind of watch it and I'm like, where how do they get the budget for this?

Steve-O: That's a later season.

ThirstTrapLeon: Like it's crazy. Because everybody, because it's so like objectively and like shamelessly anime, and but it's played straight.

Steve-O: Stranger Things money.

ThirstTrapLeon: And honestly, it's like, that's the way to do it, I guess.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: And for some reason it worked with it works with this and not Cowboy Bebop.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Nope.

ThirstTrapLeon: Also, they don't make like crazy wild character changes.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Or UU Hawk show either.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, right. That was a movie, though, right?

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, that was that was a show they were trying to make.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, fuck. That's right. Yeah. i mean, to be fair, like the creator of One Piece is heavily involved with the show. um He apparently calls it his retirement plan.

ThirstTrapLeon: Because he's like, yeah, like when One Piece is over, he's like, I'll just work on this. And he already has like a specific ending for the Netflix show. um And again, it's it's.

DUNCANTHETHOT: When One Piece is gonna

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's it's been, so apparently, this is just some late Googling I've done. Apparently, it's in its final arc. But then he's like, don't worry, there's still years left.

ThirstTrapLeon: And i was like, fucking okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Whoa, that's crazy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Cool, I guess.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that how arcs are supposed to work?

ThirstTrapLeon: You know what? Attack on Titan was the same way. um But but he's apparently he's like, for the Netflix One Piece show, he's like, no, there's like a specific ending in mind.

Steve-O: Daniel.

ThirstTrapLeon: And, you know, because clearly they're just jumping. They're not jumping around, but they're just moving at their their own unique pace for that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Now, Devin, you confided to me that you're planning on not only reading the manga, but watching the anime in under a week?

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah

Steve-O: damn

leong kennedick: yeah ye That's your challenge this year.

DUNCANTHETHOT: In under a week?

ThirstTrapLeon: Under a week, yeah. You know what you know whats you know what's fucked? Is Jenny just put on One Piece, the anime, right where like season two stops.

ThirstTrapLeon: She's like, oh, this is this is like the the arc that like ah because she was like, oh like how many episodes of the anime are we like, would we be at? And I, you know, went on Netflix and I was like, yeah, I think we're on like episode like 90 in the alabaster alabaster arc or whatever.

Steve-O: But how many episodes have you watched of the actual show, the Netflix show?

ThirstTrapLeon: I've seen all both seasons. So I think there's 12 episodes a season.

Steve-O: How many episodes would that be, though?

Steve-O: That's not bad, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah No, no, maybe eight, maybe eight, maybe eight a season.

Steve-O: That's not bad at all. 24 episodes and you're already 90 episodes into the anime.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. But but yeah, no, but then she just fucking put it on and or just started watching it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's still a thousand more episodes to go.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, and it's not it's not one to one.

Steve-O: Dude, you're done. You're cooked. You're cooked.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't think I'm I don't I don't think I'm cooked.

DUNCANTHETHOT: guys cook.

Steve-O: You're going to be watching that whole show by the end of the year.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Guys cook. Stick a fork in them.

Steve-O: Take a fork in dude You're going to be having us dress up like straw pirates at your fucking wedding.

ThirstTrapLeon: Orson man. ah there is something super fucking cool about pirates, though. It's so it's such a cool world.

Steve-O: I told you, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: It really is.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Devon likes a pirate.

ThirstTrapLeon: i do. I'm I'm a fan.

DUNCANTHETHOT: a Yeah, I know.

ThirstTrapLeon: i'm a fan

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm pointing it out.

Steve-O: A pirate's life for he.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a fact.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I would give this a good sit, I would say.

Steve-O: Good sit. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Good sit.

Steve-O: that's Love that.

leong kennedick: guys Did you guys watch Daredevil? deev Isn't Daredevil out now?

DUNCANTHETHOT: What?

Steve-O: i

ThirstTrapLeon: I think it's out this week. I don't think it's out yet.

Steve-O: Yeah, I saw people were talking about it.

leong kennedick: ah Sam stamp told me last week that it's out.

ThirstTrapLeon: i heard i heard Invincible started.

leong kennedick: I didn't believe her.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, I watched that.

Steve-O: They've been... You've been watching Invincible?

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh yeah! I watched the first three episodes, yes.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Well, real quick.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Woo!

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Season two, Daredevil, 24th. So tomorrow.

ThirstTrapLeon: um Invincible good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Uh... Invincible is... is, man, it's... Shit is happening, you know? i don't want to spoil anything.

DUNCANTHETHOT: People be lying, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man.

Steve-O: People be lying.

ThirstTrapLeon: I love liars.

DUNCANTHETHOT: People be lying. in i think you know what I'm talking about. About a certain somebody that somebody kept alive.

ThirstTrapLeon: Probably.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: all coming back. The roosters are coming home, Steve, to roost.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

Steve-O: roosting.

DUNCANTHETHOT: um Yeah, that kind of shit's happening in Invincible, and i'm I'm loving it, and... You learned about the Voltramites. That's awesome. About what happened to them.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's good stuff, man. And its soundtrack fucking rocks. Fucking rocks.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, yeah, the the the needle drops in that show have always been pretty great.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah They're so good. The silent moments of that show are the best moments of that show. Hands down. It's just music and animation and they're showing you something like horrific.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's occurring. ah Man, Invincible is a great show. It really is. It's always consistently good. Yeah, this this season is great.

ThirstTrapLeon: And it didn't take like five years to come out, like season one and season two.

Steve-O: Firing in all cylinders.

DUNCANTHETHOT: And you know what? We got one more season after this. I think that's confirmed.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: And that's it?

DUNCANTHETHOT: so And that's it. And that's great. This show is...

Steve-O: They bagging it up there?

ThirstTrapLeon: They're double bagging it up, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think so if they're, yeah, you could feel like they're, they're putting on two bags in this, in the season.

leong kennedick: They bagging

leong kennedick: They bagging it, baby?

DUNCANTHETHOT: So bagging it up. Definitely.

Steve-O: Sheesh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Putting all eight heads in the duffel bag, as Devin used to say, this is an eight head in a duffel bag situation.

leong kennedick: looked bag it up.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: This is an eight header.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, i like like my favorite movie, Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag, followed by Seven Psychopaths.

Steve-O: I thought it was stop or my mom will shoot.

ThirstTrapLeon: No.

Steve-O: I always confuse the two, though.

DUNCANTHETHOT: We watch him every year anyway.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's Kindergarten Cop.

DUNCANTHETHOT: i don't know. Every year he wants to watch those three films.

Steve-O: I watched.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Eight Heads and Duffin Bags is kind of fun when all the eight heads are singing.

Steve-O: ah so That's a classic. They're singing. They're having fun.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're singing the Sandman song. Mr. Sandman.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Acapella.

Steve-O: I watched the first episode of jury duty presents company retreat.

leong kennedick: Oh, dude, yeah, Sam wants to watch that. Is it good?

DUNCANTHETHOT: So this is the the concept that, correct me if I'm wrong, is a random person is put in a situation and everybody is actors around them. And it is it is fabricated for them.

leong kennedick: Yes.

Steve-O: Yes.

Steve-O: Yes.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Truman Show-esque.

leong kennedick: ah yeah But one person is real.

Steve-O: Um,

leong kennedick: is is real

Steve-O: I don't know if I was as grabbed by this first episode as I was the jury duty premise.

leong kennedick: Well, is is is is James Marsden in this or no?

Steve-O: No, no James Marsden. No James Marsden.

leong kennedick: Any James marden Marsden likes?

DUNCANTHETHOT: who Who's the actor or actress?

Steve-O: There's none. they They don't have one.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, they're flying free ball in it now.

leong kennedick: Dude, they didn't put The Rock in this one?

Steve-O: There's the, the premise on this one is, um, they are shooting a documentary about a hot sauce company and they hired someone to be an assistant during a company retreat for, uh, the HR guy running it.

leong kennedick: i thought they would put The Rock in this one.

Steve-O: And, um, I'll basically give you some spoilers real quick, but nothing too much. um Basically, you know, there's a bunch of quirky things happening and things go awry.

Steve-O: And, you know, the person who is pretty much just, you know, the the real person there has to kind of deal with it. um And ah while there is some like, you know, shenanigans and some zany stuff, ah the the lack of the James Marsden element is very prevalent.

leong kennedick: Is there a big turd in the toilet at some point?

Steve-O: There's no turd in a toilet, but there is a very like embarrassing cringe moment that everybody has to deal with ah in the middle of the company retreat.

leong kennedick: Oh.

Steve-O: so

DUNCANTHETHOT: So it's, it's, it's, is this, uh, Steve, D D would you classify this as like cringe or awkward humor?

leong kennedick: Wolf.

Steve-O: yes

Steve-O: This one's very cringe, yeah.

leong kennedick: But is it like intentional cringe or it's like unintentional cringe?

Steve-O: um As an example, ah so the the head of the company, Rockin' Grandmas, which is the hot sauce company that they all work for, is is stepping down from the company and putting his son in charge.

Steve-O: ah But his son has a tendency to blurt out random Jamaican lyrics.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, no.

Steve-O: So...

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a it's a ah Colin, not Colin Hanks, Chet Hanks situation.

leong kennedick: And he's white.

Steve-O: Yes, yes. It's very Chet Hanks, yes.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's Chet Hanks situation. White Boy Summer guy. Okay.

Steve-O: So there's stuff like that and and just a whole bunch more.

leong kennedick: mean, that sounds fun.

Steve-O: I definitely want to watch more of it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve... I feel like you have a gut for for cringe humor, right? you got

Steve-O: I can take some cringe.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you got it You got the iron gut for it.

leong kennedick: I like, I like clinch. I like clinch.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I do too. A lot of people don't.

leong kennedick: Scott's tots.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Scott's Tots.

leong kennedick: A lot of people can't handle Scott's tots.

Steve-O: Oh, Scott's top is a heart. nuts That's like the final boss.

leong kennedick: Some people can't handle Scott's thoughts.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's beautiful. It's fucking beautiful, right? um

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

DUNCANTHETHOT: A lot of people don't like that. i

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I love it.

leong kennedick: When I talk to some people that have that love the U.S.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I love it.

leong kennedick: office, but they just like, oh, I just couldn't get into the U.K. office. I'm like, oh, I get it. You just don't want you. You're not a sicko.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You don't like that cringe.

Steve-O: You want friends.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: You want Chandler Bing.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you You don't got ah David Brent talking about BBC.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, you don't want that.

Steve-O: You don't want that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You don't want that at all, right?

Steve-O: You wake up, you go to work, you come home.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That shit fucking rocks, man.

leong kennedick: People say she's just a big old pair

DUNCANTHETHOT: So good. Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: that fucking rocks

leong kennedick: And it's like the perfect length there There's only two seasons, like six episodes each.

DUNCANTHETHOT: because yeah

Steve-O: What two seasons and like a Christmas special, right?

leong kennedick: Christmas specials actually, it's not cringe, but it's like emotional, you know, a Christmas episode.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's sad as shit. It's what it is.

Steve-O: Dude, I'm telling you, those those English shows, their Christmas specials, they're too they're top tier.

leong kennedick: Like that'll get you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Make you cry.

leong kennedick: They'll get you, dude.

Steve-O: I'm telling you, there's the office one, the fucking, the Black Mirror special.

leong kennedick: Yeah, they'll get you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're always sad.

leong kennedick: They love Christmas.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Water on Mars.

Steve-O: There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Doctor Who.

Steve-O: Doctor Who?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Doctor Who. Doctor Who.

Steve-O: Doctor He.

leong kennedick: Any Doctor Who? Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Doctor Who.

leong kennedick: Shit.

Steve-O: We don't do Christmas specials here anymore. When was the last time you watched a show and they had a Christmas version like episode?

leong kennedick: When was the last time you kept Christ in Christmas, Steve?

Steve-O: Dude, he's not even on my tree.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Who's on your tree?

Steve-O: Batman?

ThirstTrapLeon: Aragorn.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Shit. I might, i you know, i I have somewhat caught up on the, now that you mention it.

Steve-O: On the Christmas shit.

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no. she Not about Christmas. i Now you mention Batman. I have ah slightly caught up on the entirety of the absolute universe. My fellow chums.

leong kennedick: shit, dude. I need to find... i need to put time away so I can...

Steve-O: Still good?

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah you

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve.

Steve-O: well I was waiting for you to be like, eh, eh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: No!

Steve-O: He got too big.

DUNCANTHETHOT: so

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. did we Did we talk about the Lanterns trailer?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh.

leong kennedick: A little bit?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's in that's in our news.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Uh, yeah, a little bit.

leong kennedick: Did we talk about that?

ThirstTrapLeon: Like, uh, yeah, a little bit.

Steve-O: We talked about a little bit, yeah.

leong kennedick: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: Just, um, it's, it's very brown.

Steve-O: But...

leong kennedick: Alright.

leong kennedick: It's Resident Evil 4-esque. I get it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, it's...

DUNCANTHETHOT: that's me

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah, because, Devin, you're one who told me that there's a theory out there that Hal's just like Don Rogan is just parallax, which would be pretty crazy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, the theory that, uh, might be...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it might be parallax-coded, which could be kind of sick.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That would be fun. I'm a Parallax fan.

ThirstTrapLeon: Kind of sick.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you know, as much as the next guy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Parallax!

Steve-O: Parallaxin and...

leong kennedick: I like this little baby Jon Stewart.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Get that pair of ass for that pair of ass.

leong kennedick: i like how i like his look. I like his aesthetic.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Me too. Me too.

Steve-O: got good luck.

leong kennedick: I'm a fan.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, we've what if what if at at the end of the show he's like, my name's Kyle Rayner, and then everybody gets mad.

leong kennedick: That guy, isn't that, that guy's married, that guy's married to, um, Profidia Beverly Hills, I think, or he's dating her or something.

Steve-O: What?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Nice.

leong kennedick: The guy playing Jon Stewart.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Good, good, good poll.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

leong kennedick: What the fuck is that guy's name?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Good poll.

leong kennedick: Jon Stewart.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh. How, no. Yeah, Jon Stewart.

leong kennedick: Yeah, what's his, what's the actor's name?

ThirstTrapLeon: Uh.

leong kennedick: Aaron Pierre.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

leong kennedick: Let's see if my, uh,

ThirstTrapLeon: He was in a movie that a lot of people liked and I thought was just okay. um

DUNCANTHETHOT: What movie is that, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: It was Rebel Ridge.

leong kennedick: yeah Dude, Sam watched that like a year before it came out on the Netflix thing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: didnt

ThirstTrapLeon: I thought it was fine.

leong kennedick: She thought it was good.

ThirstTrapLeon: you know Yeah, it's not bad.

leong kennedick: She thought it was good.

ThirstTrapLeon: just People were like, it's it's a classic. and I was like, let's calm down.

leong kennedick: Yeah, he's he's dating ah he's dating Tiana Taylor right now. This dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Nice.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, good for him.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Nice. Nice.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's going to be a beautiful baby.

leong kennedick: he's a christmas He's a Christmas adventurer. adventurer.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: <unk>

DUNCANTHETHOT: I like him a lot.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man. um

leong kennedick: It comes out August. Oh, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: There's some F-bombs in that trailer. they didn't even show Guy. I can't wait see Guy in there.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know what's weird is people are mad because there's a line he says in that trailer.

Steve-O: You know he's going to pop up.

ThirstTrapLeon: He's like...

leong kennedick: They're all aliens or something.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm the only human Green Lantern.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: And everybody's like, what about Guy Gardner? And then, then the fucking deep cuts came out. They're like, technically Guy Gardner's only half human.

leong kennedick: Technically, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, I don't, we'll see.

Steve-O: Damn.

leong kennedick: Yo, get rekt!

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, and then, and then, don't if you heard about this, but Grant Morrison got salty.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah,

Steve-O: Damn.

Steve-O: Grant.

DUNCANTHETHOT: he did. He's like the bro.

ThirstTrapLeon: He got, and he got mad.

leong kennedick: At this show?

ThirstTrapLeon: Well,

DUNCANTHETHOT: you got He called it the brofication Green Lanterns.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah, because um the, the, who, who, who wrote the show?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Damon Lindonoff.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Damon Lindelof was like the green in Green Lantern stupid. like And I think he was kind of making a joke.

DUNCANTHETHOT: He was.

ThirstTrapLeon: But once you put it in text, it you know.

leong kennedick: Oh. I mean, to be fair, Grant Morrison is always correct. So I agree with whatever he says.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and Grant Morrison was like, ah yeah, he's like, why would you?

Steve-O: um

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, yeah, you can.

leong kennedick: i But I'm still going to watch it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, but he basically was like, why would you put somebody that has a disdain for things in charge of things?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think...

leong kennedick: but I'm still gonna watch it

ThirstTrapLeon: He's like, I just don't don't get it.

leong kennedick: it. Damn, bro.

ThirstTrapLeon: And it's like, yo, well I mean, listen Maybe tone was misread, but God damn, when Grant mail Morrison's telling you, you fucked up.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think even... think Damon Lennonoff...

leong kennedick: Nah, dude. Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Damon Lennonoff even apologized.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, he did.

DUNCANTHETHOT: like...

ThirstTrapLeon: He's like, ooh.

leong kennedick: Yeah, you have to.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah! Yeah!

leong kennedick: That's a literally God. that' That's Jesus Christ himself.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, dude.

leong kennedick: you can't you can't double You can't double down against that guy when it comes to this shit.

ThirstTrapLeon: and And especially after after, you know, you find out a lot of your other heroes turned out to be pieces of shit.

leong kennedick: Sorry.

leong kennedick: to be pieces of shit, people that made the Green Lantern and stuff.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: And he's like, no, no, not me. He survived.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: He really is the chosen one.

DUNCANTHETHOT: areas.

leong kennedick: Yeah, go fight Ethan VanSkyver.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah

leong kennedick: Don't fight him. Don't fight Graham Morrison.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, dude. ah But yeah, so I think it's cause kind of maybe much to do about nothing, but the trailer looks good. just it's just kind of seems really like.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it was pretty mild in terms of like, I guess they don't want to reveal a lot of stuff yet, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Maybe. Because you see a little bit of Hal flying, but not...

ThirstTrapLeon: And it kind of does that thing that's that's a little frustrating where it's like, so this problem could be solved in like fucking 20 minutes if if we're being serious. But we got to tone it all down for obvious reasons.

leong kennedick: forgot tone it down.

ThirstTrapLeon: Got tone it down and somehow how taught how Jordan and Jon Stewart as a team are going struggle with fucking the local sheriff.

Steve-O: Tune it down, Tony.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Churning down everybody again, going through crazy.

leong kennedick: Oh, and then we got a... Spider-Man trailer, too. We could talk about that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Well, dude, talk about total opposite. You said kind of like a mild response. Brand New Day broke, I think, broke the record, I think, for like most views in 24 hours.

leong kennedick: It's fucking Spider-Man.

ThirstTrapLeon: I know, but like, you know, still, it's the 15th Spider-Man movie, though.

leong kennedick: Yeah, like, what do you expect, bro?

leong kennedick: Yeah, but it's Spider-Man, dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Man. And hey, you know, he's he's done four.

leong kennedick: Like,

leong kennedick: it's not like Spider-Man had to go through the Zack Snyder gauntlet of fucking bad shit to to try to overcome, you know?

ThirstTrapLeon: He broke the curse.

Steve-O: enter the snyderverse

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. um Yeah, this trailer is pretty good. I just, um it's it's still kind of vague and it and it's it's approaching some plot lines that I don't love.

leong kennedick: People saying that that ninja shot yeah people saying that that ninja shot looks like it should have two other characters in there that they digitally removed.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah that That I'd agree.

Steve-O: oh they've done it before

ThirstTrapLeon: I'd agree.

leong kennedick: Who do you think those characters are?

ThirstTrapLeon: They've done it before. ah well

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah They say it's Venom, by the way.

leong kennedick: What if it's just the other two Spider-Men again?

Steve-O: They're just back.

leong kennedick: They just crutch on it again.

ThirstTrapLeon: That fucking suck, dude.

Steve-O: They just hang out all the time.

DUNCANTHETHOT: have a recorde They know.

leong kennedick: on it again.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They know.

Steve-O: okay Hey, Peter, you need our help again, buddy?

DUNCANTHETHOT: They know.

leong kennedick: they crotch on it again

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They know.

ThirstTrapLeon: um

leong kennedick: So what you think is the He turns into Man Spider in this and then comes out of it stronger?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Cool. That's so cool.

ThirstTrapLeon: like yeah ah I'll be honest.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm so excited.

leong kennedick: Well, i was just I was just calling Devin out because Devin fucking...

ThirstTrapLeon: This this is me sounding like Chris. That's really cool. Yeah. um

Steve-O: There's there Discord drama from this.

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, the other plot line is,

leong kennedick: Well, I'm just saying. i had the receipts, Steve. I had the receipts.

Steve-O: They were damning too, Devin.

leong kennedick: Oh.

Steve-O: You kind of walked yourself down on those.

ThirstTrapLeon: What talking about?

DUNCANTHETHOT: laughter

ThirstTrapLeon: I didn't. What did I? said I said kind of dug it. That's what I said about the trailer.

Steve-O: No, just how, how did you win on the organic webbing?

leong kennedick: You're like, I dug it! It was fucking amazing! I loved it!

ThirstTrapLeon: this

leong kennedick: looks like the best Spider-Man movie!

ThirstTrapLeon: I said i said i dug the trailer.

Steve-O: You're like, God forbid if organic webbing ever enter the MCU, I will literally climb a clock tower.

leong kennedick: Yeah, you went... Yeah. Just

ThirstTrapLeon: And guess what? Guess what? I still feel like that. That is the worst part of the trailer. I'm like, oh, no. God, no. So the other plot line is, a it's not the only one, but it's you know it's like, hey, what if what if we really took the spider part super serious and he's a fucking totem and it's mythical and it fucking sucks and it's boring?

leong kennedick: saying, Devin. Ceiling's low for this one, then, for you.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, so that's what we could do. And that's a bad decision. Yeah.

leong kennedick: Well, I mean, it seems like... This is just me theorycrafting here. It seems like the they're trying to move away from the whole... Like, they're doing it kind of backwards, or they're trying to move away from the Iron Spider crutch, and then, like, try to make him, like...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Make him strong enough to stop a fucking train at top speed with his webs.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. And like, I got i mean, listen, i could kind I guess it could be like, oh, you like Toby, he met Toby. So like Toby Spider-Man is canon in a multiverse.

leong kennedick: Yeah, they had... They masturbated, aka they had sex with each other, which is the same thing as masturbating.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, of course they did.

ThirstTrapLeon: So it's like, well, if he has it, but but but it could make sense.

Steve-O: Somebody's got a...

ThirstTrapLeon: and

leong kennedick: Somebody got some DNA in them, you know?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. But listen, we we got a Frank Castle sighting.

leong kennedick: But, uh...

DUNCANTHETHOT: but don't you, didn't you see in the trailer, Devin, that every time he uses web, it was weak, like against Frank Castle?

ThirstTrapLeon: We got a hand.

leong kennedick: No, but, Devin, in devin to somewhat... to somewhat agree with you, Devin, it is weird to go... fraught like like In my opinion, yeah it's one or the other, right?

leong kennedick: To go from mechanical webbing to to organic is kind of weird. like They'd have to like try to work that in. like So what, he just doesn't use mechanical web shooters anymore? like he just for like He doesn't feel need for it, and then he doesn't have to do it anymore?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, i just and I don't get the fucking hard on they have about it.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. um What's interesting is like it's not very clear in terms of like who the villain is, which I i don't.

leong kennedick: It's Sadie Sync.

ThirstTrapLeon: Well, they're saying that they're like, it's Jean Grey. Like she's captured and she's trying to escape. And that's why she's like possessing random people.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, then who captured her?

Steve-O: Yeah, there's that of an old lady in the tank or something.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, like there's a, but also I'm like, it could be like Mr. Negative because like he's possessing people, but I don't know.

leong kennedick: Also, is it is this their – because they're talking about – Bruce Banner is talking about like mutating DNA and stuff. like Is this their way of just making Spider-Man a mutant like in the grand scheme of things?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh God. Oh God. Oh my fucking God. Can we not?

leong kennedick: I'm just saying.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, I know you.

leong kennedick: I'm just saying what I know.

ThirstTrapLeon: na Now I'm disgusted.

Steve-O: I don't think they'll do that. I don't think they'll do that.

leong kennedick: sorry to Sorry to inception that into your brain, but like but like it's almost like the it's almost like the perfect like setup to introduce the mute the mutant gene, you know?

ThirstTrapLeon: cause cause

DUNCANTHETHOT: I think whatever technology...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's that's the thing.

Steve-O: hi

DUNCANTHETHOT: whatever Whatever technology they're going to use to cure Spider-Man, they're going to try to use...

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm not saying... and

leong kennedick: Man, Devin's going through it right now.

ThirstTrapLeon: and

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're going to try to use against X-Men.

Steve-O: the thing The thing that I saw actually is because Hulk is in it and you know he's got the thing when he's like talking to the class. He's got that like weird shit on his thumb. And what I was kind of like hearing from people is Hulk is the one.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's just that rubber tip so you can fold through papers quickly.

Steve-O: No, no it's he's devised a way to restrain his Hulk outs. And that's what they're going to use to restrain the X-Men.

DUNCANTHETHOT: There you go! There you go!

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh yeah, he does have it on.

leong kennedick: Oh, interesting.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: So this is a mutant thing. John's 100% right.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, no, listen,

leong kennedick: No, but is it is it ah is it a Peter Parker is a mutant thing?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah! Yeah, definitely.

ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, to you're you're pissing me off.

leong kennedick: It has a latent...

DUNCANTHETHOT: John, definitely.

leong kennedick: He's got the Emma Stone diamond skin

ThirstTrapLeon: You're pissing me off, Chris.

DUNCANTHETHOT: If anything, they might even say the Hulk is too.

leong kennedick: secondary mute mutant dodge

ThirstTrapLeon: I would throw up, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They might even say the Hulk is too.

ThirstTrapLeon: I would just leave.

Steve-O: Oh, and then they're gonna they're going to restrain Spider-Man, and he's going to go back to his web cartridge here.

leong kennedick: Wait, okay, so here's my here's my here's my meta meta question here for for us, for us four.

ThirstTrapLeon: who Okay. Yeah, maybe maybe Steve Rogers is mutant, too.

leong kennedick: What do you think, Steve, what think is worse?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, why not?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Got it, Devin. you got it in one.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Me having my one Man of Steel moment or Devin constantly going through these Spider-Man identity crises every single time there's a movie that comes out and it just fucks with them every time?

Steve-O: I mean, you had 10-year wait.

leong kennedick: What's worse?

Steve-O: like 10 year plus wave.

leong kennedick: I know, but it's not like, but I had i had the one, thing the one movie and the one moment and that was it it's not i after that i knew i didn't have to take the rest of it seriously with devin it's kind of like oh we gotta we gotta fucking and andy garfie but they fuck everything else up yeah is it yeah do we do we take one fucking harakiri fucking uh by me or do you get death of a thousand cuts with dagger

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, it's like, you're saying, John, it's like a death of a thousand cuts for Devin.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: I think you just do it. You just get it done. Because, like, what Devin's going through is, like, that's an eternal hell.

leong kennedick: you'd rather be in my you'd rather be in my You'd rather be in my situation.

Steve-O: He can never be comfortable.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's just going to keep gouging deeper and deeper.

ThirstTrapLeon: listen Yeah, they're they always put me on my toes. And again, to clarify, it's not that I'm not like I think if this is the movie to introduce like mutants as a whole, I think that'd be cool.

leong kennedick: What's wrong with Spider-Man being a mutie, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: Everything, everything is wrong with that.

leong kennedick: you're Are you racist?

DUNCANTHETHOT: What's wrong with Hulk being a beauty?

leong kennedick: Well, you know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: on, Dev!

leong kennedick: Fucking expand on that, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah john john we so John, we have a term for those people and they're called muties.

leong kennedick: I need to know. I need to know.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

leong kennedick: Yeah, that's what I said.

ThirstTrapLeon: um

leong kennedick: That's what I said, mutie.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: I said, what's wrong with Spider-Man being a what I'm hearing right now is the same...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. ah ah So remember remember this plot line House of M and that one of the coolest things was Spider-Man in House of M was a famous celebrity and he faked no and he lied to everyone and he said he was a mutant so he could get away with it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: iga do a amongter o

Steve-O: He was having a great day.

leong kennedick: It's the same vibes. It's the same vibes as somebody being against Miles Morales being being black a black Spider-Man.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh my fuck.

leong kennedick: That is the same...

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah

leong kennedick: That's how I'm hearing it.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

leong kennedick: don't know about the rest of you guys.

DUNCANTHETHOT: a

ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, you know what?

leong kennedick: Devin's just disgusted at the fact that his his Mary Sue white boy, Peter Parker, has tarnished blood.

ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, Steve. Hey, Steve, we're going to have to go to the Capitol and dust off our tiki torches in March, man.

leong kennedick: Tarnished DNA.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh no.

ThirstTrapLeon: We're going to have to march. I'm not having this.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Everybody's muted, Evan. Everybody is.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's the way it's going to be.

leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. What if they get... Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Could you, have like, what a gross, idiotic overcorrect.

leong kennedick: I mean, i

ThirstTrapLeon: And I know that's not to happen, right? But what a gross, idiotic overcorrection that would have been if they were just like, oh, everyone's got to be a mutant.

leong kennedick: it just Oh, he was just muting the whole time.

Steve-O: Everyone's a mutant now. We've got mutants.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Dude, I'll throw, i'll cancel my Stubbs pass. That's mad I'll be.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you serious?

leong kennedick: Oh, my God. You'll sell your stock? Your AMC stock?

DUNCANTHETHOT: David, don't say something you don't say something.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

Steve-O: Dude.

leong kennedick: Devin, don't sell the stock, Devin.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Don't don't don't say something you regret.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, because what what what would be the point of going to the movies after this?

Steve-O: Wait.

leong kennedick: Don't sell the stock.

Steve-O: You're canceling stubs?

ThirstTrapLeon: What would be the point of going movies?

Steve-O: You're canceling stubs?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Don't.

Steve-O: if

DUNCANTHETHOT: Don't say something regret.

leong kennedick: Devin, come on, man.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'll cancel it.

Steve-O: If Spider-Man is considered a mutant?

leong kennedick: Devin, don't.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: What if it's what if he's just like leans into being a mutant?

ThirstTrapLeon: Well, that's, I mean, that's what was cool about House of M. He was like, oh yeah, I'm a totally a mutant, guys.

Steve-O: And then Jean Grey kind of freaks out a little bit.

ThirstTrapLeon: And he becomes like, why would she freak out?

Steve-O: Maybe this is like pre-Professor X. Like she doesn't know her shit.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, yeah, you know, at this point, you might as well have Wolverine just shoot metal blades out of his fist, too.

leong kennedick: He's so mad. He's fucking...

DUNCANTHETHOT: he

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm

leong kennedick: He's so fucking mad.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You cannot see no blades, bro.

Steve-O: Hmm.

leong kennedick: Just... He's so mad at the thought that it could be that...

ThirstTrapLeon: tight, dude. I'm tight.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I liked it!

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm tight right now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I liked it!

leong kennedick: but you know what, though?

DUNCANTHETHOT: That was good!

leong kennedick: You know what? Like, the signs are there, David.

DUNCANTHETHOT: a

leong kennedick: The signs are there.

ThirstTrapLeon: They're not there.

leong kennedick: The signs are there, so I can see why could be mad.

ThirstTrapLeon: They're not there.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'd rather him

Steve-O: Devin, don't think don't think of this as a bad Spider-Man premise.

leong kennedick: You know what, Chris?

Steve-O: Think of this as a decent X-Men premise.

leong kennedick: Chris, I like that i idea. I like...

Steve-O: I like it.

leong kennedick: Chris, you know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah's come

leong kennedick: I actually don't mind the idea of Spider-Man being a mutant the whole time.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

leong kennedick: That's not bad.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That dude trailer, though.

ThirstTrapLeon: gonna

DUNCANTHETHOT: Mmm.

Steve-O: Hmm. Hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

Steve-O: a

DUNCANTHETHOT: Mmm. Mmm.

leong kennedick: No, but for real, though, like the fucking, it wouldn't make sense.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't think so.

leong kennedick: It would be so stupid because he he got his powers from the, well, did we see?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, it would be fucking stupid. There's no well.

leong kennedick: no, no, hold on, hold on.

ThirstTrapLeon: the

leong kennedick: But did we see the radioactive? Did we see the scene? They didn't show the origin for this MCU Spider-Man.

Steve-O: No, we never saw it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh my God.

Steve-O: He could be lying.

ThirstTrapLeon: yo Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.

leong kennedick: So he might have...

ThirstTrapLeon: So, so John, this is this what they'll He'll be in the third act, and he'll be like, hey, didn't you get bit by this? He's like, nah, dude. I was just i was just like, I hit puberty.

leong kennedick: dude, I was born this way.

Steve-O: um man. Oh, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, Devin!

ThirstTrapLeon: I hit puberty, and just...

leong kennedick: okay, so Devin, would you throw your hat at that time? You have to bring...

DUNCANTHETHOT: That would be fucking amazing.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

leong kennedick: Devin, you have to wear a hat.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah You know what I'd do?

leong kennedick: You have to wear hat.

ThirstTrapLeon: i would i yeah This is what would happen. That would prompt me to go from reclining to upright in my AMC seat.

leong kennedick: You have to wear a hat to throw it.

Steve-O: oh

ThirstTrapLeon: And I'd be ready.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, Eat up.

leong kennedick: i do a and Oh stand off.

Steve-O: Fuck, dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'd be ready to storm out.

leong kennedick: a

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm like, this is this is you know phase one.

leong kennedick: Alright, so here's here's the deal. Chris, we have to get front row seats so everybody in the theater sees this happen.

Steve-O: Oh, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah

Steve-O: So we're all there?

leong kennedick: Okay?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I cannot wait for this. I'm going to be saving up edibles for this.

leong kennedick: And we all have to be there.

ThirstTrapLeon: man. Dude, I'm sorry.

Steve-O: Dude, it makes sense, too.

leong kennedick: Brand new day.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm worked out right now.

Steve-O: We haven't seen it.

ThirstTrapLeon: i'm worked out.

Steve-O: What if they show us that he gets his mutation from witnessing the death of Uncle Ben and the secondary mutation is the web shooting?

leong kennedick: Oh my god. Bro.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It unlocks it. It unlocks it.

leong kennedick: brio

DUNCANTHETHOT: The stress of his death unlocks his latent mutability.

Steve-O: Dude!

Steve-O: I just wanted go to wrestling!

leong kennedick: Yeah, and he didn't – and you know what?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: And Devin, how about – he didn't develop the web shooters himself. He just found it somewhere on – he just found it, and it was just stark technology in a –

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be pretty sick.

DUNCANTHETHOT: all along.

ThirstTrapLeon: That'd be super cool.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm happy.

leong kennedick: You know what else sucks, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: and No, no, and the web shooters, mechanical web shooters only work with Peter Parker DNA.

leong kennedick: Is this the first –

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: might Why not?

Steve-O: yeah

leong kennedick: Devin, is this the first Spider-Man that's not out on your birthday weekend?

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh, probably not.

leong kennedick: It's the end of July.

ThirstTrapLeon: Probably not, but it's...

leong kennedick: i feel like every time a Spider-Man movie comes out, it's like 4th of July weekend. And that's when we see it for your birthday.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. well dude

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, I don't think they wanted the Odyssey smoke.

ThirstTrapLeon: Spider-Man, baby.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They won't.

leong kennedick: Oh, is the Odyssey just fucking GTA now? Like that's what it is?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, dude, that's coming out on my birthday or around it like the 17th.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, so Far From Home was my birthday.

leong kennedick: So you think that's going to be better than... is that gonna Yeah, I remember Spider-Man 3 was...

ThirstTrapLeon: Let's see.

leong kennedick: I'm pretty sure we've seen a all the Amazing Spider-Mans. We were just ruined birthdays for you. Let me see.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ah, yeah, why not? A brand new day. Wait, Homecoming. That was the other one.

leong kennedick: Amazing Spider-Man release date, July 3rd.

ThirstTrapLeon: Homecoming.

leong kennedick: That was your birthday.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man.

leong kennedick: Amazing Spider-Man 2 release date. Oh, that was May 2nd. So that makes sense why you hated that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They moved it up because they knew it was a piece of shit.

leong kennedick: It wasn't your birthday.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, yeah, yeah. um So Homecoming was July 7th.

leong kennedick: That's basically your birthday. It's within the week.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then what was the Spider-Man?

leong kennedick: Homecoming, Far From Home.

ThirstTrapLeon: no ah No way home. Far From Home was my birthday.

leong kennedick: Far From Home, exactly on your birthday.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and then...

leong kennedick: oh yeah, because we... we so Is that the one we saw with Midsommar?

Steve-O: We did the double feature.

leong kennedick: like that was That was the dollar double fucking...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, that was fucking wild.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: i never so I've never seen Chris eat popcorn so ravenously during Midsommar you were going through it Chris you were going through it dog oh man what a masterpiece Midsommar

DUNCANTHETHOT: that

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah movie stressed me out hmm

ThirstTrapLeon: And then a No Way Home, which is you know, ah COVID, COVID. So that was December.

leong kennedick: oh yeah that that leader year doesn't count but that mean we did see we did see that together though right pretty sure we did yeah

Steve-O: That doesn't count.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: That doesn't count.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, that was a big deal, that movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, Devin, you liked it.

leong kennedick: Damn it. Oh, man, bro.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Good movie. im you You're going to hang on those words.

leong kennedick: Spider Mutant.

leong kennedick: Spider Mutant. I'm sorry to put...

ThirstTrapLeon: Why'd you guys... like I felt good coming into this.

leong kennedick: I mean, I didn't need i didn't read that anywhere.

ThirstTrapLeon: I really...

leong kennedick: i just I just thought about it talking about it now.

ThirstTrapLeon: i like i've

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah, totally.

leong kennedick: i'm like, well...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Me too.

ThirstTrapLeon: i didn't I didn't have any of these thoughts coming into this. i was like, oh yeah, it's going to be a good movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: what but They're introducing mutants. There's got to be some angle there.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I mean, Spider-Man has to be a mutant if they're... if Dude, so...

ThirstTrapLeon: You know... Okay, so this...

leong kennedick: You know what? he's gonna be He's gonna be... It's gonna be Spider-Man and the X-Men coming out 2029.

ThirstTrapLeon: Actually, that'd be sick as shit, actually.

leong kennedick: That's gonna be the movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: i like i um No, because... Listen, this is the only thing I'll give myself because I'm i'm very confident this will happen and I don't want you guys elbowing me into fucking oblivion.

leong kennedick: Spider-Man and his X-Men.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Look over her.

Steve-O: ah

leong kennedick: Oh, man, I'm gonna...

ThirstTrapLeon: There will be a point where he goes, oh my god, am I a mutant? He's gonna question himself.

leong kennedick: And then you're going to see the three of us just sit up in our chairs and just look at you and be like, did you catch that?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. so i'm given I'm giving myself, yeah, listen, I'm giving myself, yeah, that's the freebie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: look over

Steve-O: Yeah, we're just going to be nodding in a row, all of us.

leong kennedick: Devin, did you catch that, Devin? You paying attention, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: I get one pass and that's the pass.

leong kennedick: Devin, did you did you hear that line there?

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah ah like Yeah.

leong kennedick: Okay. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't want to hear about it because, I mean, listen, of course that would happen.

leong kennedick: Oh, speaking of movie experiences, ah real quick, when we saw Project Hail Mary, I almost...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Here, we're all goons.

leong kennedick: Hulked out into my old form because there were there was like a group of like high schoolers there that were being pieces of shit in the beginning of the movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, what what day? What day in time did you see?

leong kennedick: It was Saturday at 6 p.m.

ThirstTrapLeon: it

leong kennedick: We saw it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oof, okay.

leong kennedick: Yeah. And I guess it's like spring break or whatever. But they're you know, they're like making fart noises during like quiet parts.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, God, that's rough.

leong kennedick: And like.

Steve-O: Dude,

leong kennedick: Yeah, like in the beginning, there were like there was one kid that was like. is everybody ready for Project Hail Mary? What's this even about? Like, he they were just like, yeah, so I did the big shush thing, and then and then Sam, like, looked at me, I'm like, oh, actually, yeah, you're pregnant.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, no.

leong kennedick: It's probably not a good idea to fight a bunch of kids.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, no, dude. I'd be like, I tell her, you'd be like, you should be the one yelling. You're pregnant. You can get away with it. Excuse me.

leong kennedick: But, like, what, I guess I'm old now, because, like, my, my, like, contingency plan wasn't let me fuck these kids up after the movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm pregnant. Shut the fuck up.

leong kennedick: If they ruin it, it was, I'm going to get a fucking refund from this place and try to watch it again later.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

Steve-O: That's something that is something.

leong kennedick: I think they did get, somebody came in with a flashlight and and said something to them at some point. So I think maybe they did get, you know, yelled at.

Steve-O: Is that the meta? Should we just bring flashlights to the movie theater?

leong kennedick: Maybe. Yeah. You know what? That's not a bad idea. and then if somebody is being an asshole, just shining at them, they won't be able to see us.

Steve-O: Right, exactly.

leong kennedick: Just shine on the whole time. You done?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: excuse me, sir. Are you done? Are you finished? Thank you.

Steve-O: you done?

ThirstTrapLeon: Are you done fucking running your mouth?

Steve-O: Are you done?

leong kennedick: Are you finished? Thank you. Thank you.

Steve-O: Are you in the credit?

leong kennedick: i mean, if i if if I wasn't with Sam, if I was with you guys,

Steve-O: You would have smoked them.

leong kennedick: I would have been like, excuse me, you're being very distracting right now.

Steve-O: Dude, I still...

leong kennedick: And people people paid money for this.

Steve-O: I still get hot over that Super 8.

ThirstTrapLeon: I still remember when you bullied that special needs kid out of the theater, Steve.

leong kennedick: There's no, that did not happen.

Steve-O: Okay, that was not...

ThirstTrapLeon: Man.

Steve-O: I did not say anything. that was...

leong kennedick: That was not what happened.

ThirstTrapLeon: because Spider-Man's a mutant, right?

Steve-O: No, no, no, no, no.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and you bully that child.

Steve-O: That was during Black Panther. We thought the entire auditorium thought someone was being very disrespectful.

ThirstTrapLeon: it's Not you, though, right?

Steve-O: And not me. Well, no, I was just like, was like, what is going on?

ThirstTrapLeon: He said, give him a chance.

Steve-O: and then it And then it just ended up, you know, being somebody somebody who had, you know, some news.

ThirstTrapLeon: For Freddy's sake.

ThirstTrapLeon: no i get it I'm sorry, Steve.

leong kennedick: No, but you know you know what, though?

ThirstTrapLeon: What were you actually trying to say? I'm sorry.

Steve-O: ah I don't remember.

ThirstTrapLeon: good that was all that was an all-time bad one that was an all-time bad one

leong kennedick: you You never forget something.

Steve-O: Flashlight? Oh, no, I was saying ah Super 8. When we saw Super 8.

leong kennedick: Oh, God.

Steve-O: what

leong kennedick: Yeah, and that, like, me we didn't even... i don't even remember that movie. I never wanted to watch it again afterwards.

Steve-O: No, me neither. My brain just completely was filled with anger.

leong kennedick: um don't even know how good it was.

Steve-O: That and ah the crazies.

leong kennedick: you know what, though?

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah yes but i do have fun i do remember that movie being pretty good yeah they're crazy that guy was about to go crazy on that lady

Steve-O: The crazies was crazy. Crazy was crazy.

leong kennedick: They did, um... I don't know if the kids... Because the kids were, like, talking and stuff, too, like, somewhat during the movie. But then, like, I guess towards the middle of the movie, they stopped. i don't know if it's because they got yelled at or because they got dialed in because it was a good movie.

leong kennedick: So, I'm hoping it was the latter.

Steve-O: That's good. Hey, you know what?

leong kennedick: the latter

Steve-O: That's good. That's good. They dialed in.

leong kennedick: But, like, man, when we when one of us wins the lottery and we open up our own movie theater to have...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: we're going to get the biggest fucking bodybuilder, like hulking fucking Superman to, to be a bouncer.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Let's get, ah let's get Reacher.

leong kennedick: And he's just going he's going to toss those guys out.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, and we'll be super rich, and we'll so we'll be able to afford lawsuits where he just breaks their phones.

leong kennedick: And he, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to pay that guy six figures a year to fucking kick people out of theaters.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: And it's going and we're going be known for it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. And we'll say, no, you can break their phone.

leong kennedick: And not only that, we can,

ThirstTrapLeon: It's fine.

leong kennedick: No, we could maybe also maybe charge a little bit more too because we'll be like, oh, it's a, you know, if somebody's distracting you, we we eject them from the theater.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Physically.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Are you guys talking about breeding super large men to do security at movie theater?

leong kennedick: Physically.

leong kennedick: No, I'm talking about finding, finding ex-ICE agents to come in with masks and just, no, just kidding.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, no, sorry. That's a subplot of Dune 3. Yeah,

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh,

leong kennedick: I'll never hire them.

Steve-O: Jesus.

leong kennedick: We'll never hire those guys. Never. You guys will never see me again.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah, this is rough.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, um, I, I, yeah, I, I watched that Dune trailer.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's rough.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I, uh, I'm in, don't about Devin. don't like it. I'm, I'm, I'm in.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, okay, okay.

leong kennedick: I don't know, man. Timothee Chalamet shot on the fucking...

Steve-O: Kevin don't like it.

ThirstTrapLeon: To be fair...

leong kennedick: He shot on the ballet.

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, to quote, to quote, uh,

leong kennedick: i don't know if I'd be into it.

Steve-O: Okay. Can somebody, can somebody keep me up to date? i I'm kind of lost on this ballet thing. I don't know what the drama is. What has happened?

ThirstTrapLeon: okay.

leong kennedick: He said on a podcast with ah with um matthew Matthew McConaughey, something...

ThirstTrapLeon: Timmy Chalamet. Yeah.

leong kennedick: The context was like, he said likes...

ThirstTrapLeon: He's like, nobody cares about boat ballet anymore.

leong kennedick: he liked Yeah, he's like, he's doing movies because it's something, like, he likes doing it because it's something people care about, like, nobody cares about ballet or opera or something like that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, he also said he said that film is going that way, too.

leong kennedick: He's setting very arrogant.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like people are forgetting about it and he doesn't want it to go the same way that ballet and opera.

leong kennedick: Oh, doesn't want it to be a prestigious art form?

ThirstTrapLeon: where

leong kennedick: Like, he doesn't want to have, like...

ThirstTrapLeon: but But at the end of the day, I'm pretty sure it was kind of tongue-in-cheek, just kind of laughing about it.

Steve-O: Right.

leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...

ThirstTrapLeon: And then everybody got pseudo-mad.

Steve-O: right

leong kennedick: Yeah, but I mean, i it's not like he's wrong, but like at the same time, like there's a better way to say shit like that. That doesn't make, especially if you're dating a fucking Kardashian and, you know, you're wearing all white suits to the, to the Oscars.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course.

leong kennedick: Like, you know, if you're going to be like that and be that guy, sure. But then you can't just like say shit like that and then expect people to just, you know, you're not, you know, you're not prime Kanye West where it's like, you know,

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I personally, this this this doesn't really have much variance on on how I feel about doing.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm just excited it's happening.

ThirstTrapLeon: And to be fair, and to be fair ah the Oscar votes were already in, so it didn't tank his... He wasn't going win anyway. I don't think it would tank his chances of winning. But... um

leong kennedick: Just wait until he comes out next week and says it was DEI that got Michael B.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, but but to quote to quote a famous Jon Bernthal, it was a joke, but it kind of got away from me me talking about how I wasn't impressed with Dune 3.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, man.

leong kennedick: Jordan to win.

ThirstTrapLeon: But then I kind of started working myself into a shoot where I was like, wait a second. Do I not like this trailer? um And it's kind of like a similar issue that had with Spider-Man where I'm like, I don't like know what what's happening in it.

ThirstTrapLeon: And it's a teaser. It's the first one. So I'm not really going to.

DUNCANTHETHOT: like I have a general idea what's happening in it.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's just like. and And from what I've read and heard is this book is. I'm sorry. Dune Messiah. This is this is um the Dune Messiah movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: But they've heavily reworked the movie to kind of fit the book. So I think they've taken a ton of liberties with this one.

Steve-O: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That sounds like a good idea.

ThirstTrapLeon: What I've read or heard. Um, because like at the end of the day, Dune Messiah is just an assassination plot movie or book.

DUNCANTHETHOT: a good idea.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's simple.

ThirstTrapLeon: They just try to assassinate him. But to me, the real juice is like, is like Paul is kind of a huge piece of shit.

DUNCANTHETHOT: it's not It's not difficult.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then, you know, yeah, no, like I, I, I get doomed.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Exactly. that's the Devin, you you got it. That's that's really it.

ThirstTrapLeon: I did it. It's just, um, you know,

leong kennedick: And he hates Paul hates ballet.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You don't see that in the...

leong kennedick: He hates opera.

ThirstTrapLeon: yes

DUNCANTHETHOT: you don't You don't see that in this trail I got that impression.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, you know why? Because I saw a lot of faces that I didn't recognize.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well...

ThirstTrapLeon: i was like, who the...

DUNCANTHETHOT: here's the deal devin it's it's also Paul being extremely guilty about it like not wanting the the way his prescient vision vision works is he's doing all this to make humanity survive but like it's not good stuff like it's terrible things and he he can't deal with the guilt to save humanity he can't do it like it is yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, no, it's bad. Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: And there's a time jump in this movie. um But it's odd because he still looks like a child. just It's just his good genetics, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, he's a twink, man. Yeah, he's twink man.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's just his really good genetics. And, you know, i fucking, what's his name's back?

Steve-O: Batista?

ThirstTrapLeon: Not Gunny. No, no.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Jason Momoa.

ThirstTrapLeon: Momoa.

Steve-O: Oh, Momoa's back.

ThirstTrapLeon: Duncan Idaho's back.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Duncan Idaho is back. You're right, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: Which is like a big, big thing in the books.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That I'm not a big fan of.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: If I'm completely...

Steve-O: You don't like that you're a non-Duncan Idaho enjoyer.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: real

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I like Duncan Idaho.

ThirstTrapLeon: So,

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't like the clones that they keep making of him in every one of the books.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah, it becomes it's like a gigantic crutch that they just keep cloning Duncan Idaho, even in like the weird books, like where we're talking about worms.

Steve-O: ah Clone Saga.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, because he he basically represents like the peak of humanity as the books go on So they just keep...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and it's kind of like the Jiminy Cricket, right? he's like he's He's kind of like their conscious.

Steve-O: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Thank you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Kind of little bit.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: But like, the problem is the clone keep is hates Paul Trades. Like,

ThirstTrapLeon: Well, he was kind of designed to hate Paul because it's an assassination plot.

DUNCANTHETHOT: He was. So it's there's there's a lot of weird baggage between him and Paul and this whole thing, but it just keeps he keeps showing up. And i and you're right. it's It's a crutch for the story keep bringing him back.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I never would been there.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, because it's Dune... For those of you who do not know, the Dune saga jumps like tens of thousands of years into the future ah by the time the books are like done, done. So and I think technically they're still going depending on what ending you want to pick.

ThirstTrapLeon: um But yeah, Dune's sick. I just think um we're in this weird like Messiah is interesting if you look at the right spots.

ThirstTrapLeon: Children of Dune, I don't think is very interesting.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's going to be an interesting one. I mean, in that, how can you make it interesting? Because I agree with you, David.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah. And then God Emperor of Dune is to me, i think it's, you're either in or out at that point.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's a deep commitment.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're either all in or all out. ah

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a deep commitment. And it should get more and more surreal as it goes on. Because the books get more interior as as it goes on.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: And, and just to clarify,

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's about being in mind.

ThirstTrapLeon: I've never read any Dune book. I just really got super deep into the weeds on some Dune fan sites and like, you know, some some let's break down these books.

ThirstTrapLeon: So take that however you want my Dune opinions. But now listen, it's going to be a sick movie because I don't think this guy's made a movie that I haven't liked.

Steve-O: Right.

ThirstTrapLeon: And apparently Brian K. Vaughn is one of the writers of this movie. Which is interesting.

DUNCANTHETHOT: interesting

ThirstTrapLeon: And also, I think it's cool in the trailer, the song, I think that's Timothee Chalamet singing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: it is it is dog da off a door our by he's gonna do and everyone's gonna get real like o

ThirstTrapLeon: Look at me. I think I'm a dune boy. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? You fucking mutie.

ThirstTrapLeon: And everybody's like, you can't say that.

Steve-O: Whoa.

leong kennedick: Whoa.

Steve-O: Whoa, white baby, you can't say that.

ThirstTrapLeon: You white.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Actually, they got a name for that in Dune. It's Abomination. You're going to hear that a lot in Dune Messiah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

leong kennedick: That's the mudblood of Dune, Abomination.

DUNCANTHETHOT: One million percent. Yes.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Chris, did you ever watch ah the the the HBO show that came out like a year ago?

DUNCANTHETHOT: One million percent. I guess I should.

ThirstTrapLeon: it's it's um It's good enough. I wouldn't say it's like...

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's like House of Dragons. Like I i pull myself through that show.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I never it's like a

ThirstTrapLeon: It's not like bad in any sense, but it doesn't really...

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's boring.

Steve-O: You got to steal yourself.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, kind of.

ThirstTrapLeon: it's It's good if you're like deep into the lore and oddly enough, Jenny's was super into it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's...

ThirstTrapLeon: That was the part she really hung up on.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the thing about Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I felt like it was a breath of fresh air.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Really, for all those types of shows. Those deep lore types of shows.

Steve-O: Hmm.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Because it's not a deep lore type of show. It's about him. It's about Duncan and Egg.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's it. Really. You know? And the books are like that too. You just laser focus. And that makes for a better TV show. i

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Dialed in.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Dialed in. One one million percent.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. So I think those are the two big ones. Um, and I can, I can get pretty quick and go quick through some of the other stuff, but this could be, this could be an undertone or this could be another, uh, hereditary, but hokum hokum looks good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Chain gun through them, Devin.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ho come

ThirstTrapLeon: And I, and I won't say, uh, hokum looks pretty sick.

DUNCANTHETHOT: does It does look pretty good.

ThirstTrapLeon: Um, Adam Scott, Scary movie. Looks creepy. Obsession, which is another horror movie, but I think in more of a fun way.

DUNCANTHETHOT: cookgar I think this one is more on the fence than Hokum is.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, like Obsession just seems like it could be like a fun horror movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: This can either be great or terrible.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. ah

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's what I think.

ThirstTrapLeon: Bait is interesting. i don't know if you watch this trailer, but it's...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that like sure for masturbating?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, it's it's like a fictional Dev Patel.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Like I'm baiting right now?

ThirstTrapLeon: Telling the real story of when he was rumored to be James Bond. And then everybody's mad at him.

Steve-O: That's ah Amazon Prime, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: I saw ah some ah news things about it today.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's it's an interesting concept. um Fuse is your dad's next favorite movie. um If you're my if you're my dad, I guess. Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, you should probably go see this one.

Steve-O: It's a certified Mr.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. i and I mean, basically what I'm hearing is John's going to love this movie because he's in, you know.

Steve-O: Kopech classic.

leong kennedick: Mm-hmm.

Steve-O: Take your multi-tool.

ThirstTrapLeon: Take it. Yeah. I bet you there's a multi-tool that gets utilized.

DUNCANTHETHOT: One of us has to see this.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. ah Maybe.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Somebody's got to break down and watch that one.

ThirstTrapLeon: a Man on Fire. Official show. Netflix show. I like the movie. I don't know.

DUNCANTHETHOT: This is a Tony Scott movie with Denzel Washington, correct?

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Well.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That they're basing this television show on?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which that was one of those movies. So Man on Fire has a weird place in my in my brain because it was one of the first.

ThirstTrapLeon: I was working at GameStop and this is when they were like, you can just like take things home with you if you want. You just, you know, rent it out. And once I found out we could do with DVDs, I took Man on Fire home with me and I didn't really know anything about it. And it kind of blew me away with how good it was.

ThirstTrapLeon: So it's Man on Fire has a real weird space in my heart because I really dug it. um I don't know. could be good. It's just Man on Fire. And it's ah Yaya, ah you know, fucking Wonder Man, fucking everything. This guy's everywhere.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Black Manta, Wonder Man, John Kreese. So it could be good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: John Creasy.

Steve-O: ah Hold on. What was that?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry, I pulled up the trailer because I wanted them to say John Creasy the moment Devin said John Creasy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, crazy.

Steve-O: John Creasy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, sorry. um

DUNCANTHETHOT: I like this guy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer show is officially canceled.

DUNCANTHETHOT: He's a good actor. He's good actor.

Steve-O: They nixed that, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and apparently there was a little bit more to it.

Steve-O: It's gone.

ThirstTrapLeon: They were like, they shot a pilot, didn't move forward with it, but they said one of the things that was really working against them was one of the main decision makers was like, I don't like this show.

DUNCANTHETHOT: There's a pilot shot.

ThirstTrapLeon: I never watched it and I don't get it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Was proud about it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, was proud about it.

Steve-O: That feels stupid.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then it didn't go. Yeah, which is like, I don't know. I'm not saying it was a good pilot because we'll never know. But also shout out, ah rest in peace.

ThirstTrapLeon: Brendan, Nicholas Brendan. Sad story.

Steve-O: That is sad.

ThirstTrapLeon: But, you know, sadly passed away this week.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a rough one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Xander Harris, man. Iconic. We also have a Sekiro trailer. Is this...

leong kennedick: It looks good.

ThirstTrapLeon: Is anyone...

leong kennedick: It looks good.

ThirstTrapLeon: walk Okay. Let me ask. Is this like following the plot of the game? Or is it just gonna...

leong kennedick: It looks like it is exactly the story of the whole game.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Because I was looking it was like, I don't... Maybe. Maybe. Why not?

Steve-O: Dude, get the story of the game without having to play a hard game.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's why I'm gonna be into it.

leong kennedick: It looks, um, yeah, but is it is it snobby and weird of me to think that think less of it because it's on Crunchyroll and not on something else?

ThirstTrapLeon: John, i have some bad news for you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: oh

Steve-O: No, that's fair. That's fair.

ThirstTrapLeon: Crunky Roll is like 80% of anime now.

Steve-O: No, not Netflix anime, though.

leong kennedick: I know, but it's like, yeah, but I, yeah.

Steve-O: That's Prestige. Prestige.

leong kennedick: Yeah, what about Cyberpunk Edgeron? Do you think that's just going to go on?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Is that really considered prestige?

Steve-O: i

DUNCANTHETHOT: Or is it just us?

Steve-O: I don't think so.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.

Steve-O: I think it's just fine.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: no because like, no.

ThirstTrapLeon: Stand on that, Steve.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm just curious.

leong kennedick: no

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Own that.

Steve-O: Whatever i don't have

leong kennedick: Yeah, like, do you think, you think so do you think Cyberpunk, do you think Cyberpunk, like, Chris, how would you feel if if Cyberpunk Edgeron or Season 2 was Crunchyroll only this time?

ThirstTrapLeon: Own that.

Steve-O: is

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't know.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah probably throw my hat on the ground.

leong kennedick: Like, how would that?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm hearing that.

leong kennedick: yeah Yeah. Yeah, it makes makes you feel like it might be treated a little less.

Steve-O: Would you sign up for it, though?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I would for Edge Runner Season 2.

ThirstTrapLeon: du The UI on Crunchyroll is still shockingly bad, but ah it's a good it's good service.

leong kennedick: so

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's pretty easy.

ThirstTrapLeon: I like it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Crunch them rolls, Devon.

ThirstTrapLeon: And Crunchyrolls.

Steve-O: Crunch damn roe.

leong kennedick: Crunch him up, baby.

ThirstTrapLeon: um Not a official, I don't think, but um i think I think we can all pretty much suss this out.

leong kennedick: Crunch him up.

ThirstTrapLeon: But Patrick Wilson is joining Lasso Season 3. Yeah. um

leong kennedick: Oh, Abby's dad?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I think all but confirmed.

leong kennedick: i would assume.

ThirstTrapLeon: If not, like who else would he be?

leong kennedick: I mean, he seems... Yeah, he seems like he'd be Abby's dad. Like, him.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Good guy to get murked by Joel.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

Steve-O: He's going to be like, go surreal.

ThirstTrapLeon: what if?

Steve-O: And I have proof. I have the Annabelle doll.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What?

DUNCANTHETHOT: He's going to release all of his other characters? Release?

Steve-O: he's going to release them all on everyone.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Yeah, dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: He's going release all over Joel talking about his characters?

ThirstTrapLeon: Ocean. Yeah. Ocean Master is going to come out and just.

Steve-O: Don't you know if you kill an actor, all of the characters they play come out of them?

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Steve, what did you call Ocean Master?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: What was his nickname?

Steve-O: ah that's Trashmaster. Trashmaster.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Trash Master.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh,

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah,

Steve-O: He wanted to fill the ocean with trash.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah that's a good good movie.

ThirstTrapLeon: shit.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. Apparently, they are remaking Bloodsport, which is...

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah

leong kennedick: Stupid.

ThirstTrapLeon: stupid I guess 24.

leong kennedick: Like, why are they doing this?

ThirstTrapLeon: Nick, uh, Nicola Cole.

leong kennedick: Uh, wait a minute.

Steve-O: Oh, tone has changed.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, come on.

leong kennedick: Hold on.

ThirstTrapLeon: have some fucking spine.

leong kennedick: Hold on. on.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you can't you can't you can't sneak that one by

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh my God.

leong kennedick: Just a minute.

ThirstTrapLeon: You fucking weak.

leong kennedick: Hold on

ThirstTrapLeon: You weak. Need full.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you can't you can't you can't sneak that one by

leong kennedick: Just chill.

ThirstTrapLeon: and

leong kennedick: Chill out. Try to sweep that under the rug, Devin. Okay. Maybe I'm a little bit in. Maybe I got one toe in the pool.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. You know what?

leong kennedick: One toe in the pool.

ThirstTrapLeon: To be fair, to be fair, that is why I posted it.

leong kennedick: I know you're a neon guy, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: If it was just a fucking blood sport. Hey.

leong kennedick: I know you're a Blumhouse guy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ain't nothing wrong with neon.

leong kennedick: No, you're Blumhouse guy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: didn't frank wasn't Wasn't Frank Duck's like a ah reported total liar about everything?

Steve-O: Yes.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.

leong kennedick: Dude, what if they go that route?

Steve-O: That'd be interesting. That's an A24. What if it's a movie about the making of Bloodsport?

leong kennedick: Hmm.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That'd be cool.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Michaela, Michaela Cole. I don't, I don't, ew.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Miguel Agol.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's fucking disgusting, dude.

Steve-O: That's Chris doing the Resident Evil voice.

ThirstTrapLeon: It has some fucking class, dude.

leong kennedick: Hmm. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, did I just hit start on Resident Evil 4? God

DUNCANTHETHOT: I

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, all right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: who i was just chiming in with you, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: I was like, that like pissed me off. I like, ew, how dare you?

Steve-O: Felt that in his ear.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Anyway, moving on. ah Let's see here. ah We could probably talk about this for 40 minutes. I think all that needed to be said has been said about it.

ThirstTrapLeon: But ah hey, man, that NVIDIA DLSS 5 thing really so really sucks, and I don't think anyone likes it.

Steve-O: Looks like shit.

leong kennedick: Yeah, capcom Capcom was like, uh, we didn't approve this, motherfuckers.

ThirstTrapLeon: Does anyone? Yeah, Capcom was like, we didn't know you were innna fucking ruin this.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, what ah what about the CEO?

leong kennedick: You know you're gonna ruin Grace.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you He said that we're wrong.

Steve-O: He says we're wrong.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, he says everybody's cool, which is is a great. It's what you want to say, right? Actually, you're wrong.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Are we wrong?

Steve-O: We're in a weird timeline where like companies just expect us to give them money, even if we're like, we don't like this. Your fan base doesn't like this. And it's little too bad. Fuck off.

leong kennedick: Yeah, you're wrong.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's simple. When you're you got all the money, who cares, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. ah Yeah.

leong kennedick: You're NVIDIA, dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's not post-processing. It's not post-processing at the frame level. It's genative generative control at the geometry level.

DUNCANTHETHOT: general

Steve-O: Janet Hoy, I, oh no.

ThirstTrapLeon: This is very different from generative AI.

DUNCANTHETHOT: lo

ThirstTrapLeon: It's content control generative AI. Of course. Of course it is, guys. How foolish are we? How foolish are we to trust our eyeballs?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Those genitals look so smooth to me.

Steve-O: but

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's all I'm saying.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: They're way too smooth, Devin. I don't like them when they're that smooth.

ThirstTrapLeon: I know. Yeah, but yeah, man, I don't know. It's ah it's gross, and I'm...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Nobody likes AI. Nobody likes to look at it while they're masturbating or playing video games.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's just like... the Use the AI to to fuck with my frames, right?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Damn

leong kennedick: for yourself, Chris.

ThirstTrapLeon: Make make the frames move better, you know?

DUNCANTHETHOT: it. Oh, God.

leong kennedick: Chris,

ThirstTrapLeon: i don't need I don't need you fucking the faces up.

DUNCANTHETHOT: like

leong kennedick: speak for yourself, man.

Steve-O: Don't fuck up, Grayson's face.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't need you putting... where Grace fucking Yossify Grace and she she puts on lip filler and makeup to go to the the hotel where her mom was slaughtered.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Would you get that option done to you, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: That's where you want dress up.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, listen, I'm a i'm a human man. Of course I do.

Steve-O: Dude, welcome. Welcome to the team, Devin. Dude, we'll get those fucking just pearly whites for you, babe. We'll be making you look like the guy from the fucking Hunger Games by the end of the week, baby.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Come on, we'll cap them teeth.

ThirstTrapLeon: Hell yeah. captain fat boys hunger games all right

DUNCANTHETHOT: If you could use general AI.

Steve-O: Hunger Games.

leong kennedick: Hunger Games!

DUNCANTHETHOT: and all ai

Steve-O: Hunger Games. Hey, Chris. It's great to see you, buddy. Oh, baby, Nvidia got to be real good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, you got the UT

Steve-O: DLSS5.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Look how good I look. Oh my God.

Steve-O: Oh, i dude. Dude.

DUNCANTHETHOT: AI created. don't know everything.

Steve-O: Oh, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: don't know everything.

Steve-O: Jeez.

ThirstTrapLeon: uh okay cool yeah um

DUNCANTHETHOT: There it is. je There it is.

Steve-O: Sorry, Devin. Sorry. We'll stop. Spider-Man's mutant?

ThirstTrapLeon: but

Steve-O: No.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Cool only to me. um But Warhammer released an animation that has reintroduced a long thought dead character into the lore again.

ThirstTrapLeon: Commissary Eric, which is fucking sick. It's sick. The trailer's sick. You should just watch it. The vibes are very Warhammer and Grimdark, and I loved it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Where did you watch this?

ThirstTrapLeon: On YouTube.

DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I mean like, where were you in the house?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, oh ah my living room. I put it on the big TV.

Steve-O: You put on the big screen.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

Steve-O: That's fair.

DUNCANTHETHOT: This is a big TV moment? Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, for me it was.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's what was asking. That's what I was asking?

ThirstTrapLeon: For me it was. For me it was.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's but what I would have done.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. um Hey, Crips and Desert ah accidentally put a little bit generative AI um in their game.

DUNCANTHETHOT: All of our generals have generators and AI...

leong kennedick: Generative AI. Generative AI.

ThirstTrapLeon: And they they they had the ah the tainted supplements excuse of it was a placeholder and we forgot about it.

Steve-O: January...

ThirstTrapLeon: And now it's in there.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Damn it. I completely forgot. I used AI to do this whole podcast. Sorry, guys.

Steve-O: Hey, hey, well, don't you worry. The ex-Blizzard president stepped up and says gamers need to man up over AI usage after the Crimson Desert devs issued an apology.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, get fucking man up.

Steve-O: Man up, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry. is that Wait, is that the ex-Blizzard president?

Steve-O: My veneers get in the way of my tongue.

ThirstTrapLeon: is that Is that what he sounds like?

Steve-O: Yeah, that's Mike Diplara.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Just deal with it, all right?

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Will you? Please?

ThirstTrapLeon: um Chris is Team Moana. I'm not Team Moana.

DUNCANTHETHOT: um I'm not team anything.

leong kennedick: and Chris is definitely a row on, baby.

ThirstTrapLeon: Nah, you sounded pretty...

Steve-O: You're not Team Milano?

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah I'm team nothing.

ThirstTrapLeon: So... ah So it' the word, the most damning thing I saw about this is somebody took a freeze frame of the rock and they said, why does he look like Rob Schneider?

ThirstTrapLeon: And I cannot. un understand And I.

Steve-O: ha

DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, Weird Al dunked on him, too. He's like, this is not... He's like, we've already filmed the Weird Al biopic. Why do we keep getting headshots?

ThirstTrapLeon: dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah dude I mean, who am I to complain about a live action Moana? But here I am.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Listen, quality has no impact on how much money this movie's going make, which it will make money, so...

ThirstTrapLeon: But again, ah my my argument is, is this movie is less than 10 years old. The original. This movie is going to cost more. I don't even see like the nostalgia factor kicking in because it's it's the same fucking movie.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

Steve-O: So recent. I mean, it's the same guy.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's the same guy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: same guy you're right but it's it's just milking it it's just milking what's already there and that that works

ThirstTrapLeon: It's the same song. There's nothing new and fresh about this.

Steve-O: a weird wig, though, man. This is going to be something we're gonna be talking about for years to come.

ThirstTrapLeon: That wig is...

Steve-O: This is going to YouTube video, like top 10 worst wigs in movies. It's going this fan four stick.

DUNCANTHETHOT: wait there was a wig in fan forest who wore a wig oh what really i had no idea

Steve-O: Yeah, what's her name? She wore the wig for the reshoots.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah you're talking you're the bad one, Chris.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I knew that. I didn't know that was a thing.

ThirstTrapLeon: here Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's there's very, very obvious reshoot wigs going on in that movie.

DUNCANTHETHOT: think I've seen that movie.

Steve-O: the Scorpion King had a better wig.

ThirstTrapLeon: you'd Wait, wait. You didn't watch Fan Force Day, Chris?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, i'll be I'll be completely honest with you don

Steve-O: Chris, we watched Fanforestick with you.

leong kennedick: What?

Steve-O: We watched it at your house with you.

leong kennedick: Chris, you guys made me watch, yeah, you guys made me watch fucking Justice League.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you. Did we watch it all together?

Steve-O: Yeah, we we watched it all together.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, we did.

leong kennedick: No, you guys, okay, good, okay, good, good, good.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Holy shit, we did.

Steve-O: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Yeah, you're absolutely right.

leong kennedick: I was gonna say, we're gonna fucking Clockwork Orange is ass for this movie.

Steve-O: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Whoops.

ThirstTrapLeon: I guess we got to re-watch it, Chris.

Steve-O: at this At this point, it's like eight eight years ago. That's how long it's been.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, that's no use.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.

leong kennedick: Chris could be lying.

ThirstTrapLeon: You got to remember that.

leong kennedick: and

ThirstTrapLeon: You got to remember that, Chris.

leong kennedick: Chris could be lying, though, right now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm not lying.

leong kennedick: He might be lying.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I do remember. I now do remember watching it. But maybe it's just I pushed it out of my head.

leong kennedick: He's trying to get out.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm trying to get out of it.

leong kennedick: He's trying to get out of it

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: yeah

leong kennedick: trying to get out of it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't even know what that means.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah

leong kennedick: call Cap. I call Cap.

DUNCANTHETHOT: How about sipping it out?

leong kennedick: I call him um cap

DUNCANTHETHOT: I gotta watch it again?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, my goodness.

DUNCANTHETHOT: man.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right. That's that's the rapid fire news. That's the rapid fire news.

Steve-O: Rapid fire news.

leong kennedick: Wait, we didn't go... Did we talk about fucking...

Steve-O: We always talk about fucking news.

leong kennedick: Crimson Desert?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, the generative

Steve-O: We touched on the AI stuff, but not the game.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Genital AI, we talked about it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: How is this... can i Can I ask you question? How is this different than the Expedition 33?

leong kennedick: Is it different because the game's not good? Like, why does...

ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, what do you mean?

leong kennedick: what is it's like It's like the same thing.

ThirstTrapLeon: Like, how's it different? Like, they got shit on for both.

leong kennedick: No, well, I mean, the thing is, like, everybody, like, rushes to fucking put their shields up for for Sandfall when they when this happens. Oh, it's not... There's nothing that's bad about It's just a placeholder.

leong kennedick: It's the game of the century.

Steve-O: think people rush.

leong kennedick: And it's this And it's this, it's like, oh yeah, it's it's fuck fucked up.

Steve-O: the

leong kennedick: It's real fucked up. I feel like it's the same crowd.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're saying it's disproportionate.

leong kennedick: It's like, yeah, it's like kind of like a double standard. is it it's

ThirstTrapLeon: because one game is good and the other very average, it sounds like.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Doggy dog.

leong kennedick: So does that negate the fact that this even matters, is my question.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, but I think it makes i think it does affect like the the level of

Steve-O: no

ThirstTrapLeon: ah like reaction

DUNCANTHETHOT: Discourse.

ThirstTrapLeon: You know, it's also like the 15th game since then that's like accidentally forgot that they did it.

leong kennedick: yes Yeah, true.

ThirstTrapLeon: Air quotes. um So I think it's just like the amount of times it's happened.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's so easy to forget.

ThirstTrapLeon: And also it's the the it's not as high profile. um

Steve-O: And it's also the game just came out.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Well, Expedition 33, that news didn't really like come to the surface until like the end of the year.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's true. Yeah, that had been Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah

leong kennedick: um I'm waiting for Resident Evil 9 to come.

Steve-O: Well, the the comment they made about the DLSS five stuff, they said Capcom is very anti AI and they're afraid that NVIDIA is going to whisper into the ears of the higher ups at Capcom and get them to start using AI.

leong kennedick: And like make them to do it.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, hope, but based off their reaction, I kind of hope that isn't the case.

Steve-O: I hope it's not the case too, because everyone's like, you

ThirstTrapLeon: I hope...

leong kennedick: Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like, I feel like stakeholders and stock investors and shit don't care about reactions. They care about cutting corners and, you know, not having to pay as much for the manufacturing.

Steve-O: They care about what's good for this moment in time, and then it's going to be bad for every other moment in time.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I don't know, man.

Steve-O: But not as bad as The Rock's wig, I tell you that much.

DUNCANTHETHOT: whoa who

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Woohoo!

DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve don't like wigs.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. It sucks. I still, I mean, to be fair, I still, it's like fucking is a placeholder. They should have, they should have said, Hey, we use placeholder.

ThirstTrapLeon: i just don't understand how it's so hard to not just click the fucking button.

Steve-O: steam

ThirstTrapLeon: Cause that's the shitty part. Right. Is like, Ooh,

Steve-O: Steam changed their shit secretly recently.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, what are you talking about, Steve?

Steve-O: now you don't have to disclose it as, as, as availably as they used to, because you can consider certain things as not being a part of the game now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Au revoir.

Steve-O: So if it's stuff like, Oh, you know, we did behind the scenes stuff and you know, ah like this. So we didn't, it's not in the game. It's, you know, we used it, but it's not in the game.

Steve-O: Wink, wink. um and people can just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and click it. like they They kind of leaned lessened their strictness on it. so Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, just people are going to find out, man, no matter what.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, I think it would just be in the reviews, right?

Steve-O: It's going to be very, you know, people are going to look at the games they're playing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah,

Steve-O: Have you seen the fucking waterfalls and in Crimson Desert? They look like dog shit. They look like N64 things.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Dunkey was playing it, and it was ridiculous.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I was watching the donkey video too.

Steve-O: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. i like

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, I'll be honest. It's just that game.

Steve-O: I'm bummed because I thought this game was going to be cool.

ThirstTrapLeon: That game's so.

Steve-O: And then when i watched it.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, I think it still looks gorgeous in a lot of ways, but it's like there's the way they they developed it and the tools that they used. It's like I think some parts of this game are breathtaking and other parts look like look like garbage.

ThirstTrapLeon: again It is what it is.

Steve-O: Yeah, but I hear like the story is like an absolute just like joke.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's nothing. oh Apparently, yeah. Yeah, it sucks.

Steve-O: if i want to If I want to play a fantasy game that I've never gotten around to, I'll jump back and try The Witcher again. I'll, you know, my head's 10 years on later.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah. Witcher 3, this ain't, you know.

Steve-O: Yeah. Witcher 4 is going to come out at some point in the next 10 years. So.

ThirstTrapLeon: Witcher 3 DLC is coming out, apparently.

Steve-O: Wait, what?

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm still waiting on that. Yeah, yeah. there's um There's a very strongly rumored Witcher 3

Steve-O: Fresh Witch?

leong kennedick: yeah they Yeah, they just announced that few months ago.

ThirstTrapLeon: That is supposed to bridge the gap between three and four.

Steve-O: That's awesome.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. And it's like, oh, oh, I get more Witcher three. Poor me. Right. Like I'm fucking in. It's not officially announced, but they're like, yeah, it's they're definitely working on it.

ThirstTrapLeon: But, uh, man, you guys want you guys want try this game?

Steve-O: Yeah, dev so Devin has a game for us.

ThirstTrapLeon: We got a game.

Steve-O: Will you explain it to the audience, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, the game is called, I stole this game on the internet, but basically it's called Sink or Swim. The ship is sinking. Each player only gets...

ThirstTrapLeon: How many spots did we commit to?

Steve-O: Three.

ThirstTrapLeon: Three. Each player only gets three spots on their lifeboat. Go through the list one by one. Reply with sink or swim for each game. Once your spots are filled, you must lobby, bribe, guilt trip, or dramatically plead with other players to save your remaining favorites. No mercy. The water is cold. Choose wisely.

ThirstTrapLeon: So the parameters that we are using is I have a list of largely notable games that have scored somewhere in the 80s on Metacritic from the year 2000 to 2010. And we have more games than we will definitely be able to save.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm pretty much just going assume once we fill our boats, we'll be able to kind of And the game. So I have a spinner here. So even though I see the list, it's going be randomized.

ThirstTrapLeon: So are we all ready? And really, this is just going to be like we hear a game.

leong kennedick: right.

ThirstTrapLeon: If we all say sync, we move on. If one of us picks it, we pick it.

Steve-O: Okay. And so just again, these are all, have you just described what the games are from?

ThirstTrapLeon: right.

ThirstTrapLeon: So they are, yeah, all the games are from the year 2000 to 2010, and they all have a Metacritic score somewhere in the 80s. So 80 to 89, you know, So, and again, the idea is enough time has passed, right? There's no kind of recency bias here.

ThirstTrapLeon: And yeah, we're just kind of dealing with that, like PlayStation 2 to Wii era of games, I'd say, I don't

Steve-O: We're fishing out the the B student games out of the ocean.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. We're showing her age.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Kevin, can I fish out a game for the other three to eat?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, like, wait, wait

Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Could we eat some of the games to survive off of?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: wait. You know what? I'll say this.

DUNCANTHETHOT: One game that we can pull out that you can make the other three eat.

ThirstTrapLeon: We'll, no, no, no. This is what I'll say. This is what I'll say. We'll get to the desert island with our picks and then we'll have to choose to eat one of each to survive.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, that's really good.

Steve-O: Oh, okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: How about that?

DUNCANTHETHOT: okay I that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, we'll do that.

DUNCANTHETHOT: like that.

ThirstTrapLeon: We'll do that.

Steve-O: That's fair.

DUNCANTHETHOT: i like but it That paints it a different color now.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Interesting.

ThirstTrapLeon: First spin. Let's see. Okay. Okay. We have... All right. We're starting off strong. Fallout New Vegas, 84 on Metacritic.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, Jesus. That's on my boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. All right. You know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Let me... ah

leong kennedick: eat it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep.

leong kennedick: Let's eat it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. Okay. Hold on. ah

leong kennedick: Just kidding.

ThirstTrapLeon: So wait, Chris.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's easy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Fallout New Vegas...

DUNCANTHETHOT: I didn't even have to think about it. I was thinking about that before we even played this game.

ThirstTrapLeon: Steve, me, John. that's That's very funny. All right. So that is safe. Officially, you said, hey, we got plenty of space.

ThirstTrapLeon: Don't worry about it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're getting up here, baby. You're surviving.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. um Diablo 2.

leong kennedick: Ooh.

ThirstTrapLeon: Does anyone care?

leong kennedick: I mean...

ThirstTrapLeon: We got space.

Steve-O: Hold on. I'm looking for Tim's boat because I'm sure he'd save that.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't see Tim out there, Steve.

leong kennedick: um tim has a floaty.

ThirstTrapLeon: Nah, dude. Tim was the iceberg, man.

leong kennedick: Tim has a floaty. We have to decide one game that Tim will save.

Steve-O: swear

leong kennedick: He won't save Diablo 2. Trust me.

Steve-O: Diablo 2 doesn't make it. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Nah, sorry.

leong kennedick: Nah, I don't think so, no.

ThirstTrapLeon: You have been sunk, Diablo.

Steve-O: Sorry, Diablo.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, by the way, this list was about, I think it was like 47, 48 total. So we're drowning some people.

Steve-O: We're drowning some. Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. we There's no no space on this raft. Ooh, okay. Counter-Strike 2000.

leong kennedick: Sync.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. 88 on Metacritic. Sorry.

Steve-O: Chris and I look at each other real quick.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: You oh ah he's serious?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. yes No.

Steve-O: prince Yeah, we can sink it.

ThirstTrapLeon: No. All right. All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I ain't growing up.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

Steve-O: We can sink it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man. This one's Devil May Cry, the original.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to save it.

Steve-O: Okay, there you go

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to save it.

Steve-O: Devin's saved one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Devil May Cry, dude. That game changed my life. ah You guys would have fucking let it die?

Steve-O: How did, how did it change your life?

ThirstTrapLeon: Because, right, really quick. What was so sick about Devil May Cry is this is right off of, you know, Resident Evils and stuff like that.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I'm playing fucking Devil May Cry. And I'm like, this is the power fantasy I've always wanted in Resident Evil games. Because there was a very there was a very particular moment in the opening area, like in the castle, in the first Devil of May Cry game, where there's this huge gap.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I remember playing it. I was like, what fucking puzzle am I going to have to do to figure out how to, you know, make a bridge come down or do this, that, and the other thing. And I was like, this is going to so annoying. And I walked up and he just super jumped fucking 50 feet onto the other side.

ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, this is the greatest game I've ever played my life.

ThirstTrapLeon: And dude, definitely crying fucking rules.

DUNCANTHETHOT: On your boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: I love it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Could get eaten.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. mean Maybe, maybe we'll eat it later, but.

leong kennedick: I kind of want to sink it or eat it just because it almost... but It was almost Resident Evil 4.

Steve-O: Well, the games we the games we decide to eat on once we're on the island, I think the others get to choose from the other pool so that the people have picked.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

leong kennedick: Alright.

Steve-O: So we could pick it eventually.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. Well, this one's going tough. Silent Hill 2. Okay.

Steve-O: I'm taking that. Put that on mine.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I mean, I would have taken that too.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Thank God.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. wow All right. So, Steve.

leong kennedick: Or, or not you know what? That would have been... I mean, Steve, if you want to conserve space...

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

leong kennedick: There's plenty of space on Tim's floaty for one.

Steve-O: Oh, you know what? I i i take Silent Hill 2 and I wend it into the tomb floaty.

leong kennedick: It's this little floaty donut.

ThirstTrapLeon: Well, so, Tim...

leong kennedick: So maybe we can give that one to Tim.

ThirstTrapLeon: tim

DUNCANTHETHOT: Thank God.

Steve-O: That

leong kennedick: Yeah, and then maybe we eat Tim later.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, okay. So wait, Tim's dingy.

leong kennedick: We'll just eat tim

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Tim's dingy.

Steve-O: would be the one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Silent Hill 2.

leong kennedick: jim

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: Tim. Tim's Titanic wooden door that he's floating on in the in Antarctica.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: i

ThirstTrapLeon: You know what? It's kind of cheating, but I do like the concept of Tim's dingy. So Tim's dingy, you got one and that's it.

leong kennedick: Tim has one. Tim gets one.

DUNCANTHETHOT: you

leong kennedick: I mean, Silent Hill 2 would be that, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: certainly hook

Steve-O: that would be the one

ThirstTrapLeon: That's the one. That's the one.

leong kennedick: Yeah. Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: I'm

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

Steve-O: All right. Thank you, John.

ThirstTrapLeon: Let's see.

Steve-O: Probably a room. ru Let's go.

leong kennedick: just saying, man. Playing the game. Playing the game.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right. Really interesting. 2009, 89 on Metacritic. Demon souls.

leong kennedick: Ooh, Tim might knock Silent Hill 2 off the dinghy for this.

Steve-O: no he wouldn't you wouldn't.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry.

Steve-O: He wouldn't. He wouldn't.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry, dude. That that dinghy's full. At capacity.

leong kennedick: Well, then, no, but then we can choose to kill... Silent Hill 2, if he really loves Demon's Souls.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, but that so somebody needs to rescue demon souls right now, though. It's in the water. It needs help.

Steve-O: i'd i wouldd wait to I'd wait to save another one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Are we letting it sink?

leong kennedick: ah we decide I thought we'd decide later. I think i thought we'd decide now if if we put it somewhere, and then we can just push it off the boat later.

Steve-O: No, no, no.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, no, no, no.

leong kennedick: Okay.

Steve-O: Our boat's going by the bodies in the ocean.

ThirstTrapLeon: If your boat's full, your boat's full.

leong kennedick: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: so So that was Tim's pick that we chose for him.

leong kennedick: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: Demons, are we letting it sink?

Steve-O: like got a platinum in Demon's Souls in the remake.

leong kennedick: That's the remake. That's not 2000.

Steve-O: I'm good. I'm good.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: good.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry, Demon Souls. You're dead and not good enough to survive on our boats.

leong kennedick: Chris is like, now wait it's just a second.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Wait a second.

leong kennedick: Now wait just a second.

DUNCANTHETHOT: If it was Dark Souls, I think I would have.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.

leong kennedick: I mean, that's in that should be in there, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: fuck.

Steve-O: It could be. It could be.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Are you kidding me?

leong kennedick: If you don't save it, Chris, I will.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: And then you'll never get...

ThirstTrapLeon: No, it's already dead.

leong kennedick: you'll never And then you'll never you'll never see it again.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's already dead, and I've i've spun. um

DUNCANTHETHOT: Dark Souls is going in my book.

leong kennedick: It's just gonna be...

ThirstTrapLeon: Final Fantasy IX.

leong kennedick: Save. I'm just kidding.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're saving it? You're saving it? Got it.

leong kennedick: I'm just kidding. It was a joke.

ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck. I think I'm going to save it.

leong kennedick: Eat it.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to save it.

Steve-O: You taking nine?

leong kennedick: You got two now? well You got DMC and...

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I got one left.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin's got two...

Steve-O: e Devin's loading up.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh!

leong kennedick: i don't know, dude.

ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, I love Final Fantasy Night. It's so good.

leong kennedick: Wait till the remake comes out.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, no. Dude. Dude, I'm going to offer to suck some knees to get some of my my other picks. um Dead or Alive 2?

leong kennedick: Mmm. Sink.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sink?

Steve-O: and Think that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sink, Sink, Sink.

leong kennedick: Nah, I was a...

Steve-O: It can't sink. It's going be floating.

ThirstTrapLeon: We're going to need somebody to breed on the on the island, John.

leong kennedick: Nah, I was a... I was a dead or alive... i was gonna say, I was a dead or alive 3 guy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: okay

Steve-O: He's waiting for the volleyball.

leong kennedick: Not dead or alive 2. DOA 2 is the one that was on Dreamcast, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Probably. 2000. DOA, sorry.

leong kennedick: Don't you have the data in front of you?

ThirstTrapLeon: It looks like you're DOA. Goodbye. You're sunk.

Steve-O: Damn.

leong kennedick: Mmm.

Steve-O: Next.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: But Kasumi...

Steve-O: Next.

leong kennedick: My wife, yo.

ThirstTrapLeon: All

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh. Okay, man. New Super Mario Brothers. 2006, 89 on Metacritic. right, guys.

leong kennedick: Kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: Bye.

Steve-O: Yeah, sync that.

leong kennedick: Kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: alright got ba

DUNCANTHETHOT: Thank you.

ThirstTrapLeon: Bye. Okay. Man, that almost hit something. na All right. um Need for Speed Underground 2.

leong kennedick: Kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: Kill.

DUNCANTHETHOT: good good

Steve-O: We could sync that.

ThirstTrapLeon: Think it.

Steve-O: We could sync that.

leong kennedick: We can go right it.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah You know what?

leong kennedick: go right by it

ThirstTrapLeon: Honestly, when i was when I was doing the initial purge, I kept it because of Steve. i was like, because you love that game.

Steve-O: i mean, I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that game. Now, if we get into the burnouts, I might have to think differently.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right. Sorry, you're dead.

Steve-O: Sorry, you're dead. Bye.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry, you're dead. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Pikmin 2.

Steve-O: Tim, your dinghy's full, buddy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry, Tim. Alright, sorry.

leong kennedick: Sorry, Tim.

Steve-O: Sink.

DUNCANTHETHOT: is the only one I ever loved.

leong kennedick: Captain Olimar can go to the bottom of the ocean.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're dead.

Steve-O: Sounds like we hate video games.

ThirstTrapLeon: Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's getting in there.

ThirstTrapLeon: two

leong kennedick: Kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: Kill? Kill?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Let her sink, brah.

Steve-O: Yeah, let that one sink.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry. Sorry, maybe you should have finished your game.

Steve-O: Finish your game!

ThirstTrapLeon: Finish your game, bro.

leong kennedick: Yeah. Jade Empire? Where's that at? Kill it.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Pokemon, Diamond, and Pearl.

Steve-O: more like Shade Empire.

leong kennedick: Ooh, these are pretty good ones.

Steve-O: I know people love those ones, but Slyther...

leong kennedick: These are good ones. These are the introduction of Palkia and Dialga, if I recall correctly.

Steve-O: Yeah, that's a big deal.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, boy. it

DUNCANTHETHOT: a

Steve-O: Those are big deals.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, listen. Listen. i'm looking at I'm looking at a very empty boat on Steve and John.

Steve-O: Oh, I'm sorry.

leong kennedick: haven i haven't seen anyone worth saving yet.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yep.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I was thinking about picking up Pokemon just to eat it

ThirstTrapLeon: right.

Steve-O: Yeah, I'm not trying steerage two thousand to right?

leong kennedick: This is what, 2000?

ThirstTrapLeon: right.

leong kennedick: This 2000 to 2009, right? but I mean our decades.

ThirstTrapLeon: So this is 2007. Yeah,

leong kennedick: no but i mean our our decade I mean, i'm looking for I'm looking for specific survivors right now.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah. yeah

Steve-O: Yeah, I've got certain survivors I'm looking for too.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. All right. So in this case, I think John thought about it and then Chris put his his his paddle and he just drowns it.

leong kennedick: So...

ThirstTrapLeon: So he's like, no.

DUNCANTHETHOT: it. I pushed it down.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, you push it down.

Steve-O: you can Let her go.

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: a

leong kennedick: Yeah, because there's another...

ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.

leong kennedick: i mean, if we're...

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Bully, 2006, 87 on Metacritic.

leong kennedick: I don't care about that game.

Steve-O: Oh.

ThirstTrapLeon: Nah, I know this. steve Steve, you got an empty boat, my guy.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I like this game too.

ThirstTrapLeon: oh Chris, you gotta let you got a slightly full boat.

Steve-O: I don't think I can save Bully.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I really, yeah, as much as i as much as I do enjoy the game, i don't think I love it enough.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, Chris.

Steve-O: I got one that I'm looking for.

ThirstTrapLeon: Whoa, you guys are fucking monsters.

leong kennedick: you love that

ThirstTrapLeon: i You let a child die.

leong kennedick: Do you love it

ThirstTrapLeon: Thank you.

DUNCANTHETHOT: to put it in on my boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. Sorry, 12-year-old. You've drowned.

Steve-O: Sorry.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That was tough.

leong kennedick: Sorry.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That was tough, but had to be done.

ThirstTrapLeon: um Okay.

leong kennedick: Sorry, boy.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wasn't sure about this one. Fear. 2005's Fear.

leong kennedick: Who even played this game?

Steve-O: Sink. Sink.

leong kennedick: All I saw was bad gunplay and machine gun shooting, and I said, no works.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sync.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Let her sink, bro.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry.

Steve-O: Water sink.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah ah All right.

leong kennedick: Good night.

ThirstTrapLeon: hey Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

leong kennedick: Boy.

Steve-O: Hey, hey.

ThirstTrapLeon: i I'm feeling good about this one. Resident Evil Code Veronica.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Heh.

leong kennedick: Ooh, which one? The original?

ThirstTrapLeon: This is 2000, this is 2000.

Steve-O: Ooh.

leong kennedick: So Dreamcast Code Veronica, not Code Veronica x

ThirstTrapLeon: Yet this Code Veronica came in 2000. 89 on Metacritic.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're gonna.

leong kennedick: Again, i'm looking for I'm looking for Billy Zane in particular when i'm with my binoculars on my lifeboat to save as we sink from the Titanic.

Steve-O: He's got he's got certain targets.

ThirstTrapLeon: Are we letting Code Veronica die?

leong kennedick: Well, is Code Veronica X going to be an option later?

Steve-O: I don't.

ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, it's not. I can tell you confidently.

leong kennedick: When the Code Veronica X came out.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's, it's not. Sorry. All right. All right. Goodbye.

leong kennedick: Code Veronica X came out.

ThirstTrapLeon: Code Veronica.

Steve-O: ah Code Veronica sink.

ThirstTrapLeon: Code Veronica sync.

leong kennedick: I mean, that's up to you, Steve.

ThirstTrapLeon: But it's, I've already clicked.

Steve-O: Code Veronica's thinking high, Buck.

DUNCANTHETHOT: It's on you, buddy.

ThirstTrapLeon: I've already clicked.

Steve-O: Sorry.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's

leong kennedick: that's on yeah That blood is on your hands, Steve.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: not, I'm going to feel like that one's on, that one's on John's hands.

Steve-O: Next. Next.

leong kennedick: How's that on my hands?

ThirstTrapLeon: Far Cry. Far Cry 2. Far Cry 2. or right too Going once, going twice.

Steve-O: Next.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're dead. All right. All right.

leong kennedick: Is it blind Far Cry?

Steve-O: We hate video games.

ThirstTrapLeon: You guys hate? Dude, I feel like a soft baby. border lands Borderlands. Borderlands 1.

Steve-O: o

ThirstTrapLeon: eighty four 84 on Metacritic.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Two

leong kennedick: Don't really care about this franchise at all.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: too is better. better.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

Steve-O: Wait for two, Chris. Chris, wait for two. 2012.

ThirstTrapLeon: But here's the thing.

DUNCANTHETHOT: two is better

ThirstTrapLeon: so Okay. I'm just going to clarify something very quickly.

leong kennedick: I think we broke your game, Evan.

ThirstTrapLeon: oh No, you didn't. Borderlands came out in 2009 and has an 84. Borderlands 2 is not on this list because it did not...

Steve-O: yeah twenty twelve

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it came out in 2012. All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry, Borderlands 2 is better.

Steve-O: You know what, Chris?

ThirstTrapLeon: Borderlands...

Steve-O: Wait for two.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah...

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm sorry, it is. i'm just the truth.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. get Listen, I was shocked with Code Veronica. I will be floored if this doesn't get rescued. Dead Rising. All right.

Steve-O: I'm going to put that in my boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: There it is.

Steve-O: You got one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Jesus Christmas.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Got your huckleberry.

ThirstTrapLeon: eighty five on metacritic you are rescued

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. Ooh, this one's going to tough. um I'm going to say comes with the peripheral Guitar Hero.

DUNCANTHETHOT: um'm looking directly I'm looking directly at Steve right here.

Steve-O: yeah

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm sorry.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: of

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, hey, john John's got an empty boat.

Steve-O: ah yeah I think John's got an empty boat.

DUNCANTHETHOT: i think

ThirstTrapLeon: John's got space.

Steve-O: He can fit that guitar in there.

DUNCANTHETHOT: i think i think I think though Steve is more rock band than than Guitar Hero if I remember correctly.

Steve-O: You're right.

leong kennedick: Yeah, but I got the high scores.

Steve-O: You're right.

ThirstTrapLeon: But but rock one, Rockman's not on this list because it's definitely hot.

leong kennedick: chris i got Chris, I got the high scores, though.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's a nine.

Steve-O: He got the highest score.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah John, that's that's it's with you and your God on this one.

ThirstTrapLeon: this

Steve-O: That's the guitar. That's the guitar.

ThirstTrapLeon: Are we letting Guitar Hero drown and die?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I guess. It's on you, bud.

leong kennedick: Yeah, kill it. It's Activision.

ThirstTrapLeon: Kill it?

leong kennedick: Kill it.

Steve-O: Are we sinking it? s Sink it.

leong kennedick: Yeah, syncing guitar here.

ThirstTrapLeon: saying so i mean Steve, you can save it.

leong kennedick: Fuck it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Please, please, I have a family.

Steve-O: umm No room.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm friends with Metallica and the Beatles.

Steve-O: I'm sorry. there's no There's no room. I'm sorry. There's so many zombies on this boat right now.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: Guitar Hero did introduce me to Megadeth, though.

ThirstTrapLeon: Dead.

leong kennedick: I believe Symphony of Destruction was on that game.

Steve-O: Yeah, it is. It's a bad man.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. This is one. i think i'm I'm pretty confident. Paper Mario, the thousand year door.

ThirstTrapLeon: 88 on Metacritic.

leong kennedick: See ya!

Steve-O: Fuck.

leong kennedick: See... Wait, how did they say? See you later!

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow.

DUNCANTHETHOT: See you next Tuesday.

ThirstTrapLeon: Steve's thinking about it.

Steve-O: um um I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Steve, Steve, I have a family. I've just made a paper. I'll sink, please.

Steve-O: but You got to go. yeah I'm sorry, Paper Mario.

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, no.

Steve-O: You're fantastic. You got to go.

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow.

leong kennedick: there's There's better Mario games.

ThirstTrapLeon: You guys fucking hate video games.

DUNCANTHETHOT: who

leong kennedick: We just...

ThirstTrapLeon: and You guys fucking cannot stand video games.

leong kennedick: you know We're just very selective.

Steve-O: I'm looking for certain games.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right. This one. Katamari Damacy 2004. two thousand four Oh, sounds like a Chris. You got room?

Steve-O: Chris just came.

leong kennedick: um my I might save it, too.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. You just fucking. all right, John. You got so you got more space.

leong kennedick: I might. Yeah, but... My... My boat is...

ThirstTrapLeon: Your boat iss barren, dude.

leong kennedick: It's very...

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going to take it.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. right, Chris.

Steve-O: So Chris has Fallout, Katamari.

ThirstTrapLeon: Chris just looked at you. Chris just looked at John. He's like, you you were going to let that fucking child die.

Steve-O: you know chris Chris has like the perfect Galani boat right now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I love those two games so much.

ThirstTrapLeon: and i out it Yeah, you know what? He's got a fun boat right now.

Steve-O: No,

leong kennedick: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

ThirstTrapLeon: No, you can't sing. You don't deserve to sing it. All

Steve-O: no no, no. We're we're singing it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: keep him on my boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's fine.

Steve-O: He's alive.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

Steve-O: he made it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, hey, hey. Pokemon, fire red, leaf green.

leong kennedick: Kill it.

Steve-O: Those are the remakes. Yeah, kill him.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

Steve-O: Bye.

ThirstTrapLeon: Bye.

leong kennedick: These are the reimaginings.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'll be honest. I thought we were to have full boats by now. I really did.

ThirstTrapLeon: The original 2002 Animal Crossing.

Steve-O: Save that.

leong kennedick: Kill it.

Steve-O: I'm picking it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Steve, you're filling your boat.

Steve-O: Put it in my boat. Put it in my boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: and I'm sorry. You don't have a full boat yet. um

DUNCANTHETHOT: re both Me and Steve both have two.

Steve-O: I got one more spot.

ThirstTrapLeon: Animal Cross. Oh, John.

DUNCANTHETHOT: John's empty.

ThirstTrapLeon: John is a fucking heartless man.

leong kennedick: I believe the term is snob. John's a snob.

Steve-O: John, remember remember, a lot of the games from the era that we might be thinking of probably got 90s and above.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Hmm. Hmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. okay so Okay, so this is where

leong kennedick: No, I know one for sure it didn't.

ThirstTrapLeon: this is where i'm I'm in trouble. um

Steve-O: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: Alan Wake. The first one.

leong kennedick: Ooh, that's...

ThirstTrapLeon: 2010.

Steve-O: I think this is a Kopec fixer.

ThirstTrapLeon: Am I filling my boat?

DUNCANTHETHOT: You're already filled up.

ThirstTrapLeon: I will be if I take Alan Wake.

Steve-O: He took Final Fantasy IX, Devil May Cry.

ThirstTrapLeon: Final Fantasy IX and I took Devil May Cry. John, come on. You can guys you got space, John.

Steve-O: Dude, I want you to have a John Suarez boat and you put Alan Wake in a John Suarez boat.

leong kennedick: I have no emotional touch for this game.

Steve-O: That doesn't make any sense.

ThirstTrapLeon: I just want to...

Steve-O: That's a Devin Kopech game.

leong kennedick: o

ThirstTrapLeon: I just want to...

Steve-O: Unless if you want Alan Wake to drown, that's like literally one of the things from that game, right?

ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, my God. You know what? yeah so So you guys are just going to let this fucking wonderful writer die.

Steve-O: Never played it.

leong kennedick: Or are you, Devin, are you going to let that wonderful writer die?

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm holding out.

leong kennedick: Because you have the option.

Steve-O: Are you going to let that guy die? Come on, Night Springs.

ThirstTrapLeon: all right. You're dead. That one hurt. That one hurt me.

Steve-O: killed night springs man i'll

ThirstTrapLeon: Killed Night Springs. They will never get to. um

Steve-O: never get out of two

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. Wow. This is funny because this is actually what I was holding out for because I don't think anyone else would say this but me. Valkyria Chronicles. ah That's me.

leong kennedick: You what? I'll save it.

ThirstTrapLeon: You want to save John?

leong kennedick: No, I'm just kidding.

ThirstTrapLeon: You want to save John?

leong kennedick: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's funny, dude. a

ThirstTrapLeon: um my boat My boat is officially full with Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy IX, Valkyria Chronicles.

leong kennedick: Damn.

Steve-O: All right, we got to start speed running.

leong kennedick: It's pretty fucking... It's a pretty it's pretty fucking weak-ass boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: Alright.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. I think I'm feeling good about this one. Left 4 Dead. 2008. 89 on Metacritic. You guys, how is this not a...

Steve-O: I'll i'll take i'll take left for dead. I'll take left for dead. I'm filled up.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Sea's filled up.

ThirstTrapLeon: Alright.

Steve-O: That's a good one. That's a good one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Left 4 Dead.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Me and John, baby.

ThirstTrapLeon: You and John.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Let that bitch drown.

Steve-O: You might have

leong kennedick: a Good night.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm telling you this right now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: We may walk out with an empty empty boat for John Suarez.

Steve-O: to do 90s next time.

leong kennedick: Maybe that just means i only play 90s and above.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, maybe. the the The snob really is is ah right. and Funny enough, I was thinking about making this a 70s, like a real swimming in seven situation.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, fuck that, dude.

leong kennedick: That actually might be harder. That might be harder.

Steve-O: you might have to do ninety s next time

DUNCANTHETHOT: That would be impossible.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Assassin's Creed 2007, the original. Yeah.

leong kennedick: Oh, I'm sorry.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm trying to bring it in again.

leong kennedick: I thought you were asking me and Chris if we would want to save an Assassin's Creed game.

DUNCANTHETHOT: a

leong kennedick: aye You know what? Give me my ah my my fucking...

DUNCANTHETHOT: Who's better? Who's better?

leong kennedick: Yeah, give me my... Let me take my samurai sword out and just slice it and put it out of its misery there.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah ah Max Payne, thank you.

leong kennedick: Ooh.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, man.

leong kennedick: I love...

DUNCANTHETHOT: that John, you got to take one.

leong kennedick: I love the first Max Payne.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Come on, man.

leong kennedick: You know what?

DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a good one.

leong kennedick: Alright, Chris. You know what? Yeah. Yeah. I'll take i'll take Max Payne one.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Thank you.

Steve-O: There we go. There we go.

ThirstTrapLeon: hold on. where Where'd you go? Where'd you go?

leong kennedick: for the for the demon for the demonology side story alone.

ThirstTrapLeon: Uh, So john has a really John has a really intense boat right now.

DUNCANTHETHOT: So good.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. Removing in... You were saved, in Max Payne. Here it is. ah Nintendogs.

leong kennedick: Fuck.

ThirstTrapLeon: going to let these dogs drown, guys? All

leong kennedick: Yes, yeah, I am.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep.

leong kennedick: I'm gonna with...

DUNCANTHETHOT: You better believe it.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I'm gonna go with the the psycho route and just kill the dog completely.

ThirstTrapLeon: right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah I shoot it.

Steve-O: right, what's next? What's next?

ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm.

leong kennedick: ah spinit them out Spit them out, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'm, I'll be honest. I'm tempted to not count this because that is, I kind of didn't realize it.

leong kennedick: Just say it.

ThirstTrapLeon: Zelda, a link to the past slash four swords adventures.

leong kennedick: Saving it.

ThirstTrapLeon: You're saying,

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Really?

ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. All right.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: We'll save for four swords, right? John. Zelda.

Steve-O: That's strong. That's a strong move.

leong kennedick: I love Four Swords.

ThirstTrapLeon: Four swords. you Okay. All right.

leong kennedick: I love Four Swords.

ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, never would have guessed that one.

leong kennedick: We played it. Well, I guess maybe you didn't. You might not have had a Game Boy Advance like me and Steve.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Burnout three takedown. The goat burnout.

leong kennedick: Kill it!

Steve-O: I'm filled up.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Let her.

Steve-O: I'm sorry.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Drown.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Filled up. Sorry, Devin.

ThirstTrapLeon: That one might be the most egregious, I'll be honest.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: It's a...

Steve-O: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: funny

leong kennedick: Well, why don't you push one off?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Ha ha ha ha

leong kennedick: Why don't you push one off and save it then?

ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, no. ah Bayonetta, 2010. two twenty ten Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: andtta gonna drown in the water is that the theme the bayonet

leong kennedick: another

DUNCANTHETHOT: is that

leong kennedick: Bayonetta? More like Bayadetta.

Steve-O: Give some hard ones down. Come on.

ThirstTrapLeon: right, well...

Steve-O: Come on.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right, you know what? Mirror's Edge.

leong kennedick: He's waiting for me to fill my boat up before he says my...

Steve-O: o

ThirstTrapLeon: Edge.

DUNCANTHETHOT: near his edge.

ThirstTrapLeon: Here's the egg.

Steve-O: Oh.

leong kennedick: Fuck!

ThirstTrapLeon: 2008. 81. No.

leong kennedick: Can I push one off even in my even though my boat's not full?

ThirstTrapLeon: No. No,

Steve-O: You have two spots in your boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: no, no.

leong kennedick: Wait, I...

ThirstTrapLeon: John has one. If he gets this, he's...

DUNCANTHETHOT: He's got one.

leong kennedick: I have one left.

Steve-O: Oh, right, right, John.

DUNCANTHETHOT: John's got one.

leong kennedick: I'll be locked in.

Steve-O: I forgot. i forgot you picked Zelda.

ThirstTrapLeon: He picked...

Steve-O: zelda

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Zeldin, Max Payne.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry, dog.

leong kennedick: Let me push one off.

ThirstTrapLeon: No.

leong kennedick: Let me eat one.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's the whole point of the game, John.

Steve-O: Dude, you...

DUNCANTHETHOT: He didn't eat one now.

Steve-O: bi you home

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: All right, fine. then no then Then I'm letting Mirror's Edge die because it's EA.

ThirstTrapLeon: Because it's what?

Steve-O: You know what? That's that's a stand. He's taking a stand against EA.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right. You know.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Fair?

leong kennedick: I have standards.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Fair?

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. We got Donkey Kong Returns. 2010. 2010, 87 Metacritic.

leong kennedick: Doggone Country Returns.

ThirstTrapLeon: twenty ten yeah

Steve-O: That's a 3DS game.

ThirstTrapLeon: seven all metacritic

DUNCANTHETHOT: There's something else out there, John.

leong kennedick: Interesting.

Steve-O: Is that a three ds game?

DUNCANTHETHOT: I know it.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

leong kennedick: Yeah, it is a 3DS game.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't know. More like three dead, dead end in the sea.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I never played it, so...

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Goodbye.

Steve-O: Goodbye.

ThirstTrapLeon: Pokemon Platinum.

leong kennedick: Didn't we already say that one?

Steve-O: Now we're diamond and pearl.

leong kennedick: Oh, no, we...

ThirstTrapLeon: There's like five Pokemon games. All right, you're dead.

Steve-O: and

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm pushing that one down with my ore.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Okay. by By the way, there are 10 games left.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: New Super Mario Brothers Wii.

leong kennedick: Please.

ThirstTrapLeon: kill. Alright.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Drown, please.

Steve-O: Remember, there's only 10 left, guys.

ThirstTrapLeon: Now there's there's nine left.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I understand that, Steve.

ThirstTrapLeon: Pikmin won. The first Pikmin.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I see Tim over there like, me, me, me, me

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, it's fucked up that I even allowed the dinghy concept.

Steve-O: let see but The dingy concept is funny.

DUNCANTHETHOT: umm pushing that thing now

ThirstTrapLeon: Alright. Pikmin is dead. Alright. Sorry, Pikmin. We don't like you.

Steve-O: Sorry, Pikmin.

ThirstTrapLeon: Metroid Fusion. 2002. 2002. 89 on Medicare.

leong kennedick: This is a good one. That's a good game.

ThirstTrapLeon: nine on medicaing

leong kennedick: That is a good game.

DUNCANTHETHOT: oh

leong kennedick: Chris, it's your turn.

DUNCANTHETHOT: God.

leong kennedick: It's your turn.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh!

leong kennedick: It's your turn, Chris.

leong kennedick: Can so can k Chris and I combine our boats and get an extra spot out of it?

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, you canbine yeah you know you can combine your boats with one extra so one spot for each.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah

ThirstTrapLeon: So you have between you, you have two picks total.

Steve-O: So how many are left, Devin?

ThirstTrapLeon: So Chris has one pick left. John has one pick left.

DUNCANTHETHOT: There's eight remaining games, I think.

ThirstTrapLeon: There will be seven if we let Metroid Fusion drown.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Seven.

Steve-O: Do you think the next seven games are going to be better or worse than Metroid Fusion?

leong kennedick: Devin's saving like the fucking N-Gage version of Resident Evil 4 to say last.

ThirstTrapLeon: I know... um this is a This is a wheel.

leong kennedick: So that's what I'm expecting.

Steve-O: Metroid Fusion is... I think that's a saveable game. Just somebody needs to make that decision.

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, I'm just going to say this.

leong kennedick: Could have been you, Steve.

Steve-O: It could have been me, but I'm sitting here.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. All right. Metroid Fusion.

Steve-O: sitting here. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry.

Steve-O: Sorry.

leong kennedick: well

ThirstTrapLeon: We got seven left.

leong kennedick: Just saying.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: Same all at once.

ThirstTrapLeon: Dead Space. Original.

DUNCANTHETHOT: ah In mine.

Steve-O: That's a good one.

leong kennedick: You're locked in.

Steve-O: It's a good one to grab.

ThirstTrapLeon: Locked in.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's mine.

leong kennedick: Alright, name all the remaining six at once.

Steve-O: Yeah, fire around it. Fire around it for John.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Well, no, no, because Jon needs to, he can't know everyone.

Steve-O: Right, that's fair.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right, all right.

leong kennedick: Alright, give me...

Steve-O: That's fair.

leong kennedick: i'llga I'll take... Give me three seconds to decide each one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Advance Wars, Dual Strike. Okay.

leong kennedick: Kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: Three seconds is up.

ThirstTrapLeon: Fire Emblem, Path of Radiance.

leong kennedick: Kill.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Mmm.

ThirstTrapLeon: Fable 2. Dude.

leong kennedick: Kill. Easy. Easy clap. Easy clap.

ThirstTrapLeon: The original Advanced Wars.

leong kennedick: Kill. Easy clap. Even though I love that game.

Steve-O: How many are left?

ThirstTrapLeon: There are two left.

Steve-O: Oh my God.

ThirstTrapLeon: Uncharted Drake's Fortune.

leong kennedick: It's gonna be like...

ThirstTrapLeon: The first Uncharted game.

leong kennedick: Kill.

ThirstTrapLeon: All right.

leong kennedick: Kill. Fuck.

ThirstTrapLeon: Prince of Persia, The Sands of Time, the original, well, not original.

Steve-O: yes

leong kennedick: Save. Save it.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's pretty good.

Steve-O: Okay.

ThirstTrapLeon: Is that legitimate?

leong kennedick: Well, that's the last one, right? i don't have a choice.

ThirstTrapLeon: I know, but but um do you feel good about that?

leong kennedick: ah As, like, the last one, sure, I feel fine.

ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, listen, that's a great game. That's a great game.

Steve-O: that's not That's not a bad last one to have.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going be honest, I'm so happy I held out for Dead Space.

Steve-O: 2009.

leong kennedick: where's it Where's Street Fighter 4 at?

Steve-O: so

DUNCANTHETHOT: That was rough.

leong kennedick: Street Fighter 4 was a 90? 90?

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Street Fighter IV?

ThirstTrapLeon: Uh, Metacritic.

ThirstTrapLeon: What year was that?

Steve-O: two thousand and nine

ThirstTrapLeon: That's 93, dude.

leong kennedick: How the fuck? I thought it was like there were ones that I thought were at the cusp of 90 that didn't quite get there.

ThirstTrapLeon: At least on the Xbox. Hey.

DUNCANTHETHOT: People liked it.

ThirstTrapLeon: So you were holding out for some of that good, good.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: and then

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm completely happy with my boat.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

leong kennedick: And looking back, I'm like, you know what?

ThirstTrapLeon: All right. I,

leong kennedick: All of my favorite games from that era are still alive. So if I have to save these three, sure.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah. All right.

Steve-O: Devin, no WarioWare Mega Micro games?

ThirstTrapLeon: so So this...

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: I don't...

leong kennedick: Yeah, Devin.

Steve-O: That's 89. That's 89. 2003. God bless All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: what yeah I don't know, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: would you pick that?

leong kennedick: You know what?

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, I didn't pick every game...

leong kennedick: I'll go back.

Steve-O: two thousand and three

leong kennedick: I'll save that one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, I'll be honest. I didn't pick every game that's ever come out in a decade.

leong kennedick: I'll save that one. I'll save that one.

Steve-O: deing

ThirstTrapLeon: You know what?

leong kennedick: You know what, Steve?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve would have picked that.

leong kennedick: I'll i'll cut Prince of Persia and I'll save that one.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: god bless you

leong kennedick: How's that sound?

ThirstTrapLeon: johns John's over here trying to push people off boats. All right. ah This is who we're sailing to the island with. Chris's boat, Fallout New Vegas, Katamari Damacy, Dead Space, Steve's, Riding High, Dead Rising, the Animal Crossing, and Left 4 Dead.

ThirstTrapLeon: um Cracking Jokes and Eating Pizza, Devil May Cry, or Final Fantasy IX, Valkyria Chronicles. John, this is the weirdest mix, in my opinion. Max Payne, Zelda, Four Swords, Link to the Past, and Prince of Persia, The Sands of Time.

leong kennedick: Sorry, got two masterpieces in there.

Steve-O: Technically, john John saved a mother and child with that Zelda pick.

leong kennedick: Two masterpieces in there and then one Orphan.

ThirstTrapLeon: And then Tim's Dingy. Tim's Dingy. I'll be honest.

DUNCANTHETHOT: but

ThirstTrapLeon: If I caught that, I would have removed it because of the two games. But what are you going to It was already in the water.

leong kennedick: Wait, which one?

ThirstTrapLeon: And yeah, Link to the Past and Four Swords.

leong kennedick: What are you talking about?

Steve-O: Zelda. it's because its Technically, you've got two games on that one.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, technically.

leong kennedick: Yeah, I got fucking A Link to the Past.

ThirstTrapLeon: i shouldve told i shouldve I should have put my foot down said, that's two.

leong kennedick: me Eat shit.

ThirstTrapLeon: That's two.

leong kennedick: Or...

ThirstTrapLeon: And Tim's thingy.

leong kennedick: The reviews got it wrong.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, so.

Steve-O: Oh, and Tim's dinghy, yeah.

leong kennedick: You know?

ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, we're on the boat.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Tim saves Island Hill too.

ThirstTrapLeon: We get to the island.

Steve-O: All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Days go by. We're getting hungry. We have to eat two people. We have to eat two games.

Steve-O: Two of the games? Two of the games?

ThirstTrapLeon: Two of the games to survive.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. Okay.

leong kennedick: I am offering Prince of Persia Sains of Time as tribute.

Steve-O: i will I will accept.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Thank you so much, sir.

ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.

Steve-O: I will accept.

DUNCANTHETHOT: As tribute, and unfortunately, Valkyria Chronicles, whatever the fuck it's called,

ThirstTrapLeon: no i'll No, no, no, no. My spear is out.

Steve-O: Valkyria Chronicles.

DUNCANTHETHOT: willll be will be picked as well.

ThirstTrapLeon: I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

Steve-O: ah Well, i mean I mean, we're an island, right? We're an island and we're establishing that this we're going to have democratic democratic laws and rules that we're establishing here.

ThirstTrapLeon: You can't.

leong kennedick: we vote Yeah, it's Survivor.

leong kennedick: Yeah.

DUNCANTHETHOT: first Of course!

leong kennedick: Animal Farm rules.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course!

Steve-O: Okay.

leong kennedick: Animal Farm rules.

Steve-O: ah

ThirstTrapLeon: but' Hey, why don't why don't we pick on the one who can't defend himself or,

Steve-O: i

leong kennedick: Lord of the Flies rules.

Steve-O: Florida flies rules.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: How many of us think Valkyria Chronicles would be the tastiest to eat right now?

leong kennedick: Lord of the Flies rules.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I raised my hand in the highest.

ThirstTrapLeon: now oh Oh, more than Silent Hill 2? that That guy can't defend it.

Steve-O: Oh, that's disgusting.

ThirstTrapLeon: He's not even there. moment No one cares.

Steve-O: That's all rotted. That's festering.

leong kennedick: Silent Hill 2 is

Steve-O: Valkyria Chronicles.

ThirstTrapLeon: Why not Dead Rising?

leong kennedick: Silent Hill 2 is my mom.

ThirstTrapLeon: Let's kill Dead Rising.

Steve-O: We have decided.

leong kennedick: um know too is my mom

ThirstTrapLeon: Let's kill Dead Rising.

Steve-O: We have decided Valkyria Chronicles is the piggy of this expedition.

ThirstTrapLeon: No. yeah No! Come on, man.

DUNCANTHETHOT: umm lu lu

leong kennedick: Yeah, I vote Valkyria Chronicles.

Steve-O: no, no.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah My anime World War II sim.

DUNCANTHETHOT: stupid

ThirstTrapLeon: No!

Steve-O: ah Oh, anime Hitler. Oh no.

ThirstTrapLeon: then And then we get rescued 12 minutes later.

Steve-O: Oh my God. we

leong kennedick: by By Leon Kennedy in 2005.

Steve-O: yeah

ThirstTrapLeon: By Leon Kennedy, yeah.

Steve-O: Hey, what's going on?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Perfect.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.

Steve-O: Where's where' where's code Veronica?

leong kennedick: where's Where is everybody?

Steve-O: okay

ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, where's Coach Veronica?

leong kennedick: Bingo?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh.

leong kennedick: Yeah, where's Claire?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh.

Steve-O: Where's Claire?

ThirstTrapLeon: Which player?

leong kennedick: Where's Claire and Chris?

DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah Well, here's the thing, bra brother.

leong kennedick: Bingo?

Steve-O: lo

DUNCANTHETHOT: a

leong kennedick: I could have sworn Street Fighter.

ThirstTrapLeon: ah

leong kennedick: You know what? Hats off to me. Congratulate me for not even looking it up and cheating.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. yeah

leong kennedick: Thank you.

ThirstTrapLeon: You deserve that.

leong kennedick: I deserve it

ThirstTrapLeon: You deserve that.

Steve-O: Bravo. Bravo. All right.

ThirstTrapLeon: Street Fighter 4, based off 77 critic reviews, 93.

Steve-O: I think we call it there.

leong kennedick: i paid them And I paid the price. I paid the price.

ThirstTrapLeon: Must play on Metacritic.

Steve-O: not yeah Let's go.

leong kennedick: yeah I'm glad I was wrong.

ThirstTrapLeon: yeah

Steve-O: ah We'll be back next week. I want to play another round of that, Devin, with maybe another era of games.

ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah. We could do 70s, we could do 90s.

DUNCANTHETHOT: We should do movies, too.

ThirstTrapLeon: Or we could do with movies, we could do another era.

Steve-O: All movies would be good.

leong kennedick: nineteen eighty s

Steve-O: I think movies would be fun, too.

ThirstTrapLeon: We could do 2011 to 2019.

DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, movie movies, I think, would be would be more divisive.

ThirstTrapLeon: twenty eleven to twenty nineteen Let me know. Yeah. Let us know if you have a have a genre slash year slash score. But yeah, it was fun game.

Steve-O: we will We will be back next week, guys. Thank you all so much. And see you later, meatballs.

ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck ice. Yeah.

Steve-O: Fuck ice.

DUNCANTHETHOT: See, like meatballs.

ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck ice.

DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going eat your meatballs.