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Humorous Weatherman Intro
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Robot
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of 4-6-26. That sounds like it should be something, but it's not. It's just April.
00:00:13
Robot
And it's, the weather is is doing weird things. And that's okay for me to say because I'm an old man now and that is what you talk about. My name is Devin Kopech. With me, weatherman Steve O'Tierry.
00:00:25
Steve-O
Hey, how you doing? a Nice and balmy over here with a nice 70 degrees shower.
00:00:30
Robot
weather guy chris galanti
00:00:33
BARFINGLEON
No gov, it's me, Jason Statham.
00:00:35
Robot
oh my goodness and then we uh we we also have the um the head of the the company here to do budget cuts and to lay people off john suarez hello sir no can't let him know
00:00:37
fux mcclit
Jason Statham.
00:00:49
fux mcclit
What do you actually do here again? How did you get qualified for that?
00:00:54
BARFINGLEON
Oi, I don't know what you blokes do here.
00:00:57
Robot
Oh, wait. hey Hey, Jason, can you give me some some fun bee puns?
00:01:02
Steve-O
Absolutely. Devin, I'll tell you what, this weekend you need to be prepared. There's going to be light showers coming in from the South. So bring an umbrella when you go to the stadium to see the big game.
00:01:14
Robot
Yeah, because when Jason Statham, he has to you know protect the hive, right?
00:01:18
Robot
Because.
00:01:18
Steve-O
Oh no, I'm sorry.
00:01:19
Steve-O
I'm weatherman Jason Bounty.
00:01:21
Robot
Yeah, that's so I wasn't talking to you, Steve.
00:01:24
BARFINGLEON
be Be ready to transport your face to mount my foot.
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fux mcclit
Be ready. Be ready.
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Robot
Yeah. Yeah. You know what?
00:01:33
Steve-O
and bring an umbrella.
00:01:33
Robot
I'm glad. Okay. All right. I don't know where this was going. I don't know where we went. don't know how I feel about it.
00:01:41
Steve-O
In Australia this week, I'll tell you what, because of the sand, the world has turned red
00:01:43
Robot
oh
00:01:48
Robot
No, you just saw, you just saw.
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BARFINGLEON
Oi, Devin. Why don't we talk about our favorite soccer clubs?
00:01:52
Robot
is I think it's a football clubs. Jason, Jason.
00:01:59
Steve-O
I think you're mistaken. I think in the other world ah countries, they refer to it as soccer.
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BARFINGLEON
I'll call it what want.
00:02:07
Steve-O
And here we refer to it as European football.
00:02:11
Robot
Not Canadian arena football?
00:02:14
Steve-O
We refer to that as hockey, Devin.
00:02:16
Robot
Oh, okay.
00:02:16
BARFINGLEON
Trying to question me, mate.
00:02:20
Robot
I don't like this gusto.
00:02:21
Steve-O
This just in...
00:02:22
Robot
Okay.
00:02:25
Steve-O
Princess Diana has died. She was found in a limousine after a riveting chase through the streets of Paris.
00:02:33
Robot
I don't think riveting is the word you want to use.
00:02:34
BARFINGLEON
Oi, I gotta go. That was my boys.
00:02:39
Robot
Oh, I have to protect the wife. I'm the bait keeper.
00:02:42
Steve-O
so Oh no, was that your boy Hobbes?
00:02:44
BARFINGLEON
What? he He left.
00:02:46
Robot
<unk> Yeah.
00:02:47
BARFINGLEON
He probably had something to do with her death. that was that That was bad. That was dark.
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Robot
I'll say be sure, Steve.
00:02:53
Steve-O
ah Yeah.
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Robot
Come on.
00:02:55
BARFINGLEON
have no idea.
00:02:56
Steve-O
was it it Was I talking to Hobbes?
00:02:58
Robot
No, Hobbs is the rock.
00:03:00
Steve-O
Yeah, that's what about. Was it Hobbes who did the kill?
00:03:03
Robot
He did the kill.
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BARFINGLEON
Hobbs.
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Steve-O
Shaw was talking on with us.
00:03:06
BARFINGLEON
but You know what it was He sounded disappointed, so maybe Hobbs didn't tell him he was doing it, and he did it without him.
00:03:11
Robot
i'm just sure I'm just so bloody sad.
00:03:13
Steve-O
You know, the thing is, we haven't seen all the Fast and the Furious films yet, so maybe...
00:03:20
Robot
You know, we might never.
00:03:21
BARFINGLEON
He killed Diana. That's why he's in jail.
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Robot
Apparently, apparentlyrely he's not...
00:03:23
Steve-O
No, maybe Diana comes back in the next one.
00:03:24
Robot
he's not
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, of course she does. You're absolutely right.
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Steve-O
That's what they did with. ah What's his name? From ah Tokyo Drift.
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Robot
Fuck.
00:03:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. What is his name?
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Robot
What was his name?
00:03:35
BARFINGLEON
Steve, he's your favorite character.
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Robot
Yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
He's
Autonomous Vehicles & Absurd Scenarios
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BARFINGLEON
not mine.
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Robot
danny Benny? Benny Bengi? What the fuck was his name?
00:03:42
BARFINGLEON
is that that's You're getting close, Devin. That does sound familiar.
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Robot
Tokyo Drift.
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Steve-O
Han. You're talking about Han.
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Robot
Han.
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BARFINGLEON
ah and we were way off.
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Robot
Yeah, nah, dude.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh my god.
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Robot
i was It was on the tip of my tongue.
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BARFINGLEON
Whoops.
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Steve-O
Not Benji. Benji.
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Robot
Benji, dude.
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BARFINGLEON
I don't
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Robot
You know i think it was the accents that threw me made me think Benji.
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BARFINGLEON
even think there is a Benji.
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Robot
Oh, it's my mate Benji.
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BARFINGLEON
His mama, Benji, he jerks me off.
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Robot
It's my mate Benji.
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fux mcclit
Benji. Benji.
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Steve-O
Benji.
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Robot
Hello, Benji.
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BARFINGLEON
He jerks me off in the car.
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Robot
No, he jobs me. already we read rooms is
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BARFINGLEON
He jumps me off.
00:04:18
Robot
You absolute bellend.
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Steve-O
Hey, here's a...
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Robot
What?
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Steve-O
Speaking about automated cars, has any of you driven in one of those automated taxis? What are they referred to? What are they called?
00:04:30
Robot
feel like the word i feel like the word you'd be looking for is ride, not drive attack suit.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, Johnny Caps.
00:04:34
Steve-O
Yeah, I guess you're not driving it, um but there's that like that one cab company.
00:04:38
BARFINGLEON
Hey, Steve, get in my car. It's me, your Johnny Cab.
00:04:42
Steve-O
way i'm thinking Waymo. But has anybody yeah been in one of these Waymos?
00:04:48
Robot
I have not.
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BARFINGLEON
No way more for me. It sounds expensive.
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Steve-O
Would you?
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Robot
I mean, i wouldn i wouldn't I wouldn't be like, absolutely not, but I haven't.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I'd give it a shot.
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Robot
ah
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BARFINGLEON
I would, I would, if it was in, I prefer it in the city and like not on the highway.
00:05:03
Steve-O
That's what they're saying. They're saying Waymo is actively testing sixth generation autonomous vehicles in Philadelphia as of 2026.
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fux mcclit
um It's cooked, dude. That car's going be flipped over and in a couple days.
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Robot
du i feel Yeah, man, I feel like that's the worst place to do that. Yeah.
00:05:18
BARFINGLEON
Someone's gonna steal it and rip the Johnny out of the Johnny cab.
00:05:19
Steve-O
They're going to do exactly what they did to Hitchbot.
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fux mcclit
They're to do so That's going to be, what do you call it?
00:05:24
Robot
Yeah.
00:05:27
fux mcclit
The F-Shack.
00:05:28
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:05:28
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:05:29
fux mcclit
Dirty mike in the already Mike and the boys are going to take a shit in that thing.
00:05:29
Steve-O
Oh, man.
00:05:34
fux mcclit
They're going flip it over. Soup Kitchen?
00:05:38
BARFINGLEON
i Imagine if you're...
00:05:38
fux mcclit
what ah Is that what they call it
00:05:39
Steve-O
going to turn it into a soup kitchen.
00:05:39
Robot
yeah
00:05:39
BARFINGLEON
Imagine if you're...
00:05:40
fux mcclit
and Wait, didn't we just save that movie, didn't we, last last week?
00:05:43
Steve-O
did. We did save that.
00:05:44
BARFINGLEON
All the guys I did, was...
00:05:45
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:05:45
fux mcclit
What a good movie.
00:05:46
BARFINGLEON
Um, that what if your Weibo showed up and you open the back door and it's a big shit like right on the seat.
00:05:47
fux mcclit
That movie is so fun.
00:05:54
fux mcclit
You gotta look at it like a proud dad at that point, you know?
00:05:57
BARFINGLEON
Please enter a car. You have 30 seconds before ride is canceled.
00:05:59
fux mcclit
Like, of course.
00:06:02
Steve-O
Waymo, there's a big shit back here.
00:06:03
BARFINGLEON
You have 20 seconds.
00:06:06
Steve-O
Wipe it away.
00:06:08
Robot
Just wipe it away, weirdo. Like, what's what? What?
00:06:12
BARFINGLEON
It's a big like it's human, but it's a lot. You know what I mean?
00:06:17
Steve-O
That's like somebody stayed in the the Johnny cab for a little bit.
00:06:20
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, like it's like i've I don't have enough heroin and this is I'm taking a dump now because I haven't taken a shit in weeks.
00:06:22
Robot
They got stuck. and They got stuck in the Johnny Cab.
00:06:28
Robot
Johnny Cab's, um that's a movie.
00:06:32
Steve-O
You know what it is. Come on.
00:06:33
Robot
Total Recall, Total Recall.
00:06:33
BARFINGLEON
Devin, come on, Devin.
00:06:34
Steve-O
one dr Yeah, there you go.
00:06:35
BARFINGLEON
Come to me, Devin. Total Recall. Total Recall.
00:06:38
Robot
Yeah.
00:06:38
BARFINGLEON
thank
00:06:39
Steve-O
Would you do an entire taxi next to a human shit or stick your face in someone's wad of chewing gum under a bench?
00:06:53
BARFINGLEON
Wait, sit in a taxi with like a shit that's in the taxi with me?
00:06:53
Robot
How long how long do do you have to be?
00:06:57
Steve-O
Like a ride to the airport.
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Robot
Yeah.
00:06:59
BARFINGLEON
Or stick my face into a wad of chewed gum is what you're...
00:07:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:07:04
Robot
but How long are you sticking your face in the gum?
00:07:07
Steve-O
You really got to get it in there.
00:07:09
Robot
I mean, like, what?
00:07:09
BARFINGLEON
like it like
00:07:10
Steve-O
Eyelashes need to kind of get intermingled with the gum.
00:07:11
Robot
10 seconds?
00:07:14
BARFINGLEON
Like I'm actively being depressed like in a chair and my face is being pressed up against...
00:07:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:07:19
Robot
I would say i do the gum.
00:07:23
Robot
if If I can get in and out within, like, 30 seconds.
00:07:23
BARFINGLEON
I'd do the shit.
00:07:27
BARFINGLEON
I would do the shit. And I would open up the windows.
00:07:28
Robot
You do the shit?
00:07:29
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Open up all the windows.
00:07:34
Robot
No, the windows are locked and it's steaming.
00:07:37
BARFINGLEON
Oh, shit,
00:07:37
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the thing.
00:07:38
Robot
It's fresh, dude.
00:07:41
Steve-O
The Waymo doesn't let you open the windows.
00:07:43
Robot
Oh, man.
00:07:43
BARFINGLEON
Oh, boy.
00:07:43
BARFINGLEON
This is like a cop car.
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Robot
Is that true?
00:07:46
BARFINGLEON
This not a Waymo.
00:07:46
fux mcclit
Mm-hmm.
00:07:48
Robot
Yeah, it's it's the Freddy car. Yeah,
00:07:52
BARFINGLEON
Oh,
00:07:54
Steve-O
Buckle up, Chris! I took a big shit back here!
00:07:56
BARFINGLEON
no. This is my greatest nightmare.
00:07:59
Robot
yeah it's a dream demon fresh turd.
00:08:02
BARFINGLEON
How do you know my greatest? Oh, it's Freddy, of course.
00:08:04
Robot
And it looks like Freddy. You know, all this poop looks like a little Freddy's. yeah yeah We don't know who our dad is.
00:08:10
BARFINGLEON
I smell terrible, bitch.
00:08:11
Robot
somebody yes Yeah. And and it it's 35 minute trip to the airport.
00:08:19
BARFINGLEON
I mean, that sounds rad as shit.
00:08:21
Robot
All right. You know what? We have we have given you some. If you can get out.
00:08:25
BARFINGLEON
that was You gave me the out.
00:08:26
Robot
Okay. Hold on. If you could do a podcast. without fear of death with Freddy Krueger, would you do it?
00:08:36
BARFINGLEON
In a heartbeat.
00:08:37
Steve-O
Yes.
00:08:38
Robot
Right? It seems like it'd be a good
00:08:38
BARFINGLEON
In a fucking
00:08:39
Steve-O
Oh, you know, it
Freddy Krueger Podcast Idea
00:08:40
Robot
time.
00:08:40
Steve-O
would be dude.
00:08:40
BARFINGLEON
heartbeat.
00:08:41
BARFINGLEON
We would make so much goddamn money.
00:08:44
Steve-O
It would be like one of those podcasts that like old wrestlers do with just like those random people where it's like there's like the young person that like knows how to make the podcast. And then it's some wrestler from like the 70s or the eighty s or the ninety s
00:09:01
BARFINGLEON
There was a point in time where my agent was like, you really feel it anymore? and you know, honestly, i was, I wasn't.
00:09:08
Steve-O
Now, now, Freddie, now, now, Freddie, um, some people, Freddie, uh, some people say that, uh, some of your actions back in the day were a little bit too far.
00:09:09
Robot
He gets really, he starts getting emotional. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:09:13
fux mcclit
ah Friday, Friday, Friday.
00:09:21
Steve-O
How do you speak on these?
00:09:23
BARFINGLEON
mean, I was young. So, like, I wasn't thinking straight. And I was doing so many drugs. I don't know.
00:09:31
Steve-O
Um, I mean, you don't even know who your father was a hundred psychos. it could have been It could have been a cocktail of their seed.
00:09:37
BARFINGLEON
When I really think about it, when I call other people bitch, I'm really calling myself a bitch.
00:09:45
Robot
Mm-hmm.
00:09:46
Steve-O
Now, Freddy, I really need to bring up this moment. um There was a specific element in ah the Dream Warriors where you declared that, ah how sweet dark meat.
00:09:57
Steve-O
Are you a racist?
00:09:59
BARFINGLEON
don't want talk about that. I thought we agreed to not talk about that.
00:10:01
Steve-O
Well, I just, this is a question that many people have been asking for years, and if i
00:10:03
BARFINGLEON
No, no, no, no, bitch. I told you i didn't want to talk about that.
00:10:07
Steve-O
You called me a bitch.
00:10:10
BARFINGLEON
Sorry, it's an impulse.
00:10:11
Steve-O
You know I'm your cousin.
00:10:14
Robot
Whoa, he did his cousin old favorites.
00:10:15
BARFINGLEON
Move on Next question.
00:10:16
fux mcclit
Drama.
00:10:18
Steve-O
Dustin Kruger.
00:10:19
BARFINGLEON
Move on Next question.
00:10:21
Steve-O
Next question. um
00:10:27
Steve-O
What's the deal with the... What's the deal with five?
00:10:29
fux mcclit
What's the just seinfeld
00:10:31
BARFINGLEON
Well, that's a very interesting question.
00:10:31
Steve-O
Five.
00:10:33
BARFINGLEON
I'm glad brought that up
00:10:33
fux mcclit
the deal with shoelaces?
00:10:34
Steve-O
right
00:10:34
BARFINGLEON
you
00:10:36
Steve-O
Are we going to see Super Freddy any sooner?
00:10:39
BARFINGLEON
You know, hey, I've been working out. I've been taking those Xanfix.
00:10:41
Robot
There have been rumours over Freddy vs. Jason 2. Can you confirm?
00:10:49
fux mcclit
There have been rumors.
00:10:51
Steve-O
Can you remember?
00:10:51
BARFINGLEON
No, they haven't offered me enough yet.
00:10:51
fux mcclit
Rumors.
00:10:52
Robot
Can you confirm? Is that in the works?
00:10:53
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:10:54
fux mcclit
have Rumors. Rumors.
00:10:55
Steve-O
Freddy, what's the deal with airline peanuts?
00:10:59
BARFINGLEON
Oh, okay, yeah, you walked me into a corner. You know what I said before. I ain't saying that again. right. And, you know, for the record, I love Mexican people.
00:11:10
Robot
Yeah, you know. All right.
00:11:12
fux mcclit
Yanna. yana
00:11:13
BARFINGLEON
That's it. He'd probably get... You know, he would probably get canceled, though.
00:11:18
Steve-O
I think Freddy would have been canceled. Yes.
00:11:20
BARFINGLEON
I mean, after after ah ah probably a three- or four-year run, because, you know, the world is upside down at this moment, so... But then when people come, they're sentenced. They're like, it's Freddy.
00:11:30
Steve-O
I tell you what, though.
00:11:31
BARFINGLEON
He's a pedophile. He's a pedophile.
00:11:35
Steve-O
Freddy Krueger. Well, isn't that like remake Krueger?
00:11:41
BARFINGLEON
I don't know, Steve.
00:11:42
Robot
Where?
00:11:42
Steve-O
Remake.
00:11:44
BARFINGLEON
You're splitting hairs.
00:11:44
Robot
What, the pedophile aspect?
00:11:46
Steve-O
I think that was that was remake Krueger.
00:11:47
BARFINGLEON
I think it was it was definitely more in the remake.
00:11:48
Robot
That was a remake.
00:11:50
BARFINGLEON
But I mean, you know.
00:11:52
Robot
Yeah, you're going to tell me, but listen, if there's one Freddy that I definitely think would have, I think it's Freddy. For sure.
00:12:00
BARFINGLEON
Totally. oh my God.
00:12:02
Steve-O
No, he would.
00:12:02
BARFINGLEON
Definitely. Not
00:12:03
Steve-O
No, no. Robert England, no.
00:12:04
fux mcclit
Nah.
00:12:04
Robot
No?
00:12:06
fux mcclit
Nah.
00:12:06
Steve-O
No. he just knew That was just a love of the game situation.
00:12:08
BARFINGLEON
him! No! Oh, my God.
00:12:12
fux mcclit
Nah, dog. Nah.
00:12:15
Robot
are
00:12:15
fux mcclit
Nah, my guy.
00:12:16
Steve-O
du dude Dude made a claw hand and he said, well I do work at the school. It was real. Like if he worked at an office park, that would have been, you know, he'd been going after middle-aged men and women.
00:12:33
Steve-O
So it's really just like probably just, you know, where he works.
00:12:34
Robot
but he wasn't.
00:12:34
fux mcclit
You're my guy.
00:12:37
Robot
I think there were too many innuendos he made that would protect him.
00:12:40
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he's more sexually charged than all the other ones.
00:12:46
Robot
Yeah, dude.
00:12:46
BARFINGLEON
I think he
00:12:47
Robot
Sorry, sorry. Steve, sorry to burst your bubble, but he's like, definitely.
00:12:51
BARFINGLEON
he has that sexual charisma that he's putting out towards children. You know i mean that's what mean? That's what I'm getting at. Because you could argue, Jason, there's a lot of sex in Friday the 13th movies, but that's only...
00:13:04
fux mcclit
In every horror movie from that time.
00:13:05
Steve-O
And he shuts it down.
00:13:06
BARFINGLEON
In everyone, but they're shutting it down.
00:13:07
Steve-O
He shuts it down.
00:13:09
BARFINGLEON
Freddy is like actively kind of embracing it. Like he likes that.
00:13:12
Steve-O
Is he?
00:13:13
BARFINGLEON
Well, he he likes fucking children as nurses.
00:13:19
Robot
Yeah.
00:13:19
BARFINGLEON
he gets in He gets into it like he was a hot nurse.
00:13:21
Robot
And he was banging, he was banging that, in that Jason. What the fuck are we talking about, dude? How did we get here?
00:13:28
Steve-O
no I don't know. don't.
00:13:28
Robot
Like, I would went to like start, I went to add fuel to the fire and I was like, what am I doing, dude?
00:13:30
BARFINGLEON
I think Freddy does have more of a
00:13:31
Steve-O
I don't remember.
00:13:35
Steve-O
The thing is, because like...
00:13:37
BARFINGLEON
Because for fra if ah Jason is unfeeling.
00:13:37
fux mcclit
you
00:13:40
BARFINGLEON
He's kind of a monster. He's killing those children because they didn't save him. It's revenge. It's nothing to really with sex. Sex is only the reason why they didn't save him.
00:13:53
BARFINGLEON
In most of those movies.
00:13:53
Robot
yeah but in in that Jason flashback Freddie's banging one of the
00:13:58
BARFINGLEON
You're right. And in Freddy, is is is less it's way less and even implied. like it's I think it's more...
00:14:02
Robot
yeah and he's yeah
00:14:04
BARFINGLEON
blatant that he has a sexual being that you're absolutely right you're absolutely fucking right Steve that's a huge part of too and that's him as a character right
00:14:08
Steve-O
I'm just saying he's a sexual being for a repressed gay man from two.
00:14:21
Steve-O
That's like, that's, that's like when you rewatch that with that knowledge.
00:14:24
Robot
Would you say that he helped him on his journey?
00:14:29
BARFINGLEON
no
00:14:29
Steve-O
No, no,
00:14:30
Robot
Okay.
00:14:32
Robot
All right.
00:14:33
BARFINGLEON
It's made it worse, if anything.
00:14:34
Robot
He made it worse. You think he made him...
00:14:35
BARFINGLEON
i would imagine.
00:14:37
Robot
Wait, how...
00:14:37
Steve-O
The 80s were a different time.
00:14:38
Robot
Chris, explain how would he make it worse? Come on.
00:14:41
BARFINGLEON
Because instead of like coming out of the closet, he just turns into Freddy at the end. like That's not like helping.
00:14:46
Robot
Well, isn't that... Isn't that like, you know...
00:14:49
BARFINGLEON
The moment he accepts who he is is the moment he turns into Freddy.
00:14:51
Robot
That's under the surface.
00:14:52
Steve-O
like i mean Back in the 80s, though, it was a scarier time to come out of that closet.
00:14:53
BARFINGLEON
Freddy.
00:14:56
BARFINGLEON
I get it. No, no, no. Like, i get the metaphor, but that's not good for the main character, right? Like, it would hurt them more in the long run.
00:15:05
Robot
you i
00:15:07
fux mcclit
Thank you.
00:15:08
Steve-O
I mean, at the end of that movie, the main character does survive.
00:15:08
BARFINGLEON
Like...
00:15:11
BARFINGLEON
No! He's in the back of the bus with Freddy driving at the very end of that movie.
00:15:15
Steve-O
Freddy drives the bus, right?
00:15:18
BARFINGLEON
He's not gotten away at all. So...
00:15:22
Steve-O
But we don't see a death.
00:15:23
BARFINGLEON
We don't, but I mean...
00:15:24
Steve-O
It's implied. It's implied.
00:15:25
BARFINGLEON
Come on.
00:15:26
Steve-O
Because, like, Nancy gets in that Freddy car, but Nancy's fine in the third one, and then Nancy dies in the third one.
00:15:26
BARFINGLEON
He's toast.
00:15:32
BARFINGLEON
Nobody survives. Freddy. That ruthless. Sexual being for Freddy.
00:15:38
Robot
Okay, how...
00:15:39
Steve-O
Speaking of sexual repression, Super Mario Galaxy, the movie came out this week.
00:15:39
Robot
Thank you. thank you
00:15:47
fux mcclit
Lots of that in there.
00:15:48
BARFINGLEON
no set a lot of sex,
Critique of Modern Movies
00:15:50
BARFINGLEON
huh?
00:15:50
Steve-O
I need to know because like I've been hearing a lot of things from a lot of people and I need the anti fanboy stamp on where this movie lands. John, Devin, you two saw it.
00:16:02
Steve-O
What's the word on the street from you two?
00:16:05
fux mcclit
Not great, Bob.
00:16:06
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
00:16:07
fux mcclit
Not great.
00:16:08
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
00:16:08
Robot
Yeah, it's ah to yeah it's ah to to quote myself from earlier before we start recording. This is what Chris Galanti said about the first movie for why he wouldn't see it.
00:16:08
fux mcclit
If I want to quote Mad Men.
00:16:23
Robot
Like, this is all the bad thing. The vapidness, the just...
00:16:26
BARFINGLEON
Oh. Gotcha. So you what you're saying is I've been vindicated. Gotcha. That's what I'm going to cross that off.
00:16:30
Robot
If if you just took your comments if we took your comments and applied to this movie, yes, you were still wrong.
00:16:30
fux mcclit
Not half vindicated, I would say.
00:16:31
BARFINGLEON
Okay. All right.
00:16:36
Robot
Because that first movie, there's a movie there. Especially if you if you put those two next to each other.
00:16:39
fux mcclit
Yeah, this movie is just like...
00:16:42
Robot
One's a movie and one is just images and things happening.
00:16:48
Robot
It was... Yeah, it's...
00:16:48
fux mcclit
I don't even know if I would like count this as a movie, you know?
00:16:51
fux mcclit
Like it just it didn't feel like a movie, you know?
00:16:54
Robot
Yeah, like nobody... And listen, I refuse to to adhere to the argument of like, it's a kids movie. It's like, no.
00:17:05
BARFINGLEON
That's such an easy out, isn't it?
00:17:05
Robot
I've seen so many kids movies that were great.
00:17:07
fux mcclit
Well, mean, you just saw Keno. You just saw Hoppers. and then And now this.
00:17:10
Steve-O
Hoppers.
00:17:11
Robot
did see offers. Yeah, yeah. like
00:17:12
fux mcclit
And Hoppers was good, right? like... right so like
00:17:14
Robot
Great. Yeah, great. Like this is just... things There's not a plot. Things are happening. you think they're going to lead somewhere and just nothing does.
00:17:27
Robot
You think there's an ounce to like, there's there's a shimmering hope to like make somebody a little bit more interesting and they just don't do it. And some of that I would argue might be Miyamoto.
00:17:36
fux mcclit
There's just like no, there's no stakes.
00:17:41
fux mcclit
I don't know, man. Like, I don't know if I would like, he's too old.
00:17:42
Robot
Okay. So like the, the scene with, okay. No, but I'm saying like, all right.
00:17:48
fux mcclit
don't know. I don't know if you, I don't know, man.
00:17:50
Robot
All right. the scene where The scene where Mario meets Fox McCloud for the first time, and you think he's going to hate him because he's like jealous, because seems like he's been flirty.
00:17:56
fux mcclit
Fucks McClint.
00:18:01
fux mcclit
Yeah, but he was like, oh, that's the coolest guy I've ever seen.
00:18:03
Robot
Dude, how much more interesting would it have been for everybody involved if he had a chip on his shoulder about Fox McCloud? Because it's like, oh, no, you actually do have feelings for Princess Peach.
00:18:16
Robot
And, like, let's fucking do something. Let's do something narrative.
00:18:16
fux mcclit
yeah it's just Yeah, it seems like there were no
00:18:21
fux mcclit
Yeah, there was no narrative. There was no structure to the story at all.
00:18:22
Robot
Yeah.
00:18:24
fux mcclit
Like, it just didn't...
00:18:24
Robot
What if Bowser really did feel like he changed and then, like, wanted to, like, what if we did do something like that?
00:18:30
fux mcclit
But that... It's just...
00:18:34
Robot
Like, no, not interested.
00:18:36
fux mcclit
There were some cool things in the movie that i won't that I will not spoil for Steve that I think Steve will will really enjoy.
00:18:43
Steve-O
I will see it at one point.
00:18:44
fux mcclit
Yeah, so i'm not I don't want to spoil any of the good things.
00:18:47
Robot
Honestly, I did like the Fox and Cloud stuff.
00:18:50
fux mcclit
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to count that as a spoiler, because but like you know like there's some other things that I won't say.
00:18:51
Robot
I did.
00:18:59
fux mcclit
But like there's there's some other things that that that that are like you know kind of love-lettered to gaming type things. What really kind of like um
00:19:10
fux mcclit
jorked my chain, Steve, is they have these really good, like extravagant, like instrumental score.
00:19:21
Robot
The score was good.
00:19:22
fux mcclit
Like, no, no, no. Yeah. It was good, but it's like, they fucking wasted them on just random shit in the movie. Like there was nothing, there was no like gusty garden galaxy.
00:19:31
Robot
again
00:19:37
fux mcclit
Like I felt more emotion hearing the the that part of the fucking end credits of the first movie than I did the two times that they played that that music in in this movie.
00:19:49
Steve-O
Oh.
00:19:49
fux mcclit
Because they're just random spots. Yeah, I don't know if the... Yeah, you might not have the emotional impact type stuff that I have with with these games, Devin, right? Because I'm a Mario guy.
00:20:00
fux mcclit
But like...
00:20:00
Robot
Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:01
fux mcclit
And then like, there's ah there's ah an area where they're playing New Doc City stuff.
00:20:08
Steve-O
oh Oh.
00:20:09
fux mcclit
And guess what, Steve? You're not in New Donk City. you're They're just playing the song.
00:20:13
Steve-O
What?
00:20:14
fux mcclit
Yeah, so it's like...
00:20:14
Steve-O
Oh.
00:20:15
fux mcclit
so it's like it It almost feels like it's insulting to to us because they're they're just shoehorning these things in there to be like, oh, like leon Leonardo DiCaprio meme.
00:20:25
fux mcclit
Oh, Leonardo DiCaprio meme. And like yeah, like that stuff's cool in moderation.
00:20:27
Robot
yeah
00:20:31
fux mcclit
Like Oreos, right? But like don't just like fucking pump your shit full of Oreos because then... Oreos aren't that good anymore. You know, like it's, so it's, they didn't pick the right spots for these things.
00:20:40
Steve-O
Right, exactly.
00:20:45
fux mcclit
And this is a non-spoiler to no Donkey Kong in this movie.
00:20:45
Robot
No.
00:20:50
fux mcclit
Fucking sucks.
00:20:51
Robot
I didn't think he was going to in it, though, to be fair.
00:20:51
Steve-O
Wow.
00:20:53
fux mcclit
Yeah. But you know, he wasn't in it at all. You know, like it was nothing.
00:20:56
Robot
Yeah.
00:20:56
Steve-O
Not even like a post-credit thing?
00:20:57
Steve-O
Not even like a little like teaser?
00:20:58
Robot
No.
00:20:58
fux mcclit
No, no dog.
00:20:59
Robot
Well, there's something, right
00:21:01
fux mcclit
This is the year of the, we're, we're coming off the coattails of the year of DK and you don't get, you even, there's,
00:21:02
Robot
yeah
00:21:06
Robot
Hey.
00:21:08
fux mcclit
Like they, I think they show him in some type of flashback thing, but it's not like he's talking or doing anything.
00:21:14
Robot
Yeah, no, it's just like a literal split second.
00:21:16
fux mcclit
It's just like, I don't know, dude, man.
00:21:17
Steve-O
i I've heard talk that they actually, while it costs them like a hundred million to make, that they actually like went out of their way to um do a lot of like outside, like, you know, contract hires and such.
00:21:18
fux mcclit
ah
00:21:34
Steve-O
And so like, maybe that was their way. So they were like, well, we don't need to pay like Seth Rogen
00:21:37
fux mcclit
they're doing the they're doing the team cherry hollow night thing but for a multi-million dollar ah production of a of a hollywood blockbuster yeah it's just so that's just so stupid
00:21:40
Robot
I mean... Yeah,
00:21:47
Robot
yeah it's just like... it was... um It's really unfulfilling, unfulfilling movie. It's just like...
00:21:56
fux mcclit
it's just like it's manufactured nostalgia like they're not they're not earning it you know they don't earn the nostalgia points from me in this movie
00:22:03
Steve-O
It's, you know, it hurts because it's like, while I enjoyed the first one, i i do think in comparison with the Sonic movies, they do pale.
00:22:14
Steve-O
Like that first one did pale.
00:22:15
fux mcclit
Yeah, here's here's a good comparison, Steve. Here's a good comparison. Remember in the first Sonic movie?
00:22:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:22:22
fux mcclit
They're like, they dropped like the like the little piano medley of Green Hill Zone.
00:22:26
Steve-O
Yes.
00:22:26
fux mcclit
But it's in ah it's in a really like like nice spot in the movie. Like, you know, it's like the cool down and like, you know, it's a perfect spot for for that type of song.
00:22:36
Steve-O
They chose their flourishes really well for them.
00:22:36
fux mcclit
Like, imagine they go full-blown Green Hill Zone in like a three-second shot of Sonic, like eating a pizza and not like, you know, like that, that's how, that's what the movie felt like to me, where it was like, they're just putting stuff in because they know people will recognize it and not necessarily like trying to earn moments, you know, like they're not trying to earn moments.
00:22:46
Robot
Yeah.
00:23:01
fux mcclit
Like, and I've no, I've no, like, I, I didn't really have, like, again, and going back to Sonic three, Devin, like I didn't, I don't have the emotional attachment to the shadow song that they played when they went fucking, when they, when they went shake and bake, but you can, you can feel it in the movie as ah as an observer of the movie.
00:23:12
Robot
Shadow. Me neither. No.
00:23:20
BARFINGLEON
Do you guys know that this...
00:23:22
fux mcclit
Like you could, you could feel that, that that was earned at that point. And like, you know, it's like, oh yeah, I get it. Like, like people are going crazy because of this. They earned, they earned that score drop.
00:23:33
BARFINGLEON
This screenplay was was halted because of the writer's strike.
00:23:33
fux mcclit
And with this, it's just like, you
00:23:38
Steve-O
The Mario movie?
00:23:39
fux mcclit
know, not an excuse.
00:23:39
BARFINGLEON
Yes.
00:23:40
fux mcclit
It's a fucking Mario movie, dude. Like it's really not that hard.
00:23:42
BARFINGLEON
That's what I'm reading.
00:23:43
Robot
Listen, I'll be honest.
00:23:44
fux mcclit
not that tough, Chris.
00:23:45
Robot
There's a really nasty review.
00:23:46
fux mcclit
It's not that deep.
00:23:47
Robot
There's a really nasty review that says like this this is written by AI.
00:23:51
fux mcclit
It is worse than AI. It is worse than AI.
00:23:53
Robot
and But like I actually think it's...
00:23:53
fux mcclit
I agree with The Guardian or whoever put that out.
00:23:55
BARFINGLEON
Oh my God.
00:23:56
Robot
I actually like would believe it.
00:23:56
BARFINGLEON
Really?
00:23:57
Robot
like I was like, wow, this is so...
00:23:58
BARFINGLEON
That's bold.
00:24:00
fux mcclit
No, because you could tell it's not AI because it's like an AI probably would have made better decisions for some of the story drops and i hate saying that i fucking hate saying that out loud with my own voice but like it's like you could tell that somebody was incompetent in one creating a movie and two like earning nostalgia points from from like gamers and and people that
00:24:06
Robot
would have made a fucking plot. It would have made something cohesive.
00:24:24
BARFINGLEON
it might It might be a situation where where everybody kind of put their foot, they took their foot off the gas because they knew this was going to make money regardless.
00:24:24
Robot
Yeah, like outside of visuals and like...
00:24:32
Robot
don't know. I mean, it and it did, right? But it's just like...
00:24:35
BARFINGLEON
You know?
00:24:36
fux mcclit
No, but then but that's that's the thing, Chris. It's not that. It's like they went – they've, like, full-blown, like, injected loads of the T-virus into a frog because they thought that was the right thing to do.
00:24:51
fux mcclit
You know? Like, they thought they were doing something good.
00:24:51
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:24:53
fux mcclit
So it's almost worse than – it's almost worse than – no, you can tell, like, just watching the movie, like, that they're just trying to make this fucking Folgers coffee commercial the whole time, and they're trying to make it meaningful, and it's just not.
00:24:53
BARFINGLEON
You think so?
00:25:05
fux mcclit
You know?
00:25:05
Steve-O
Are they chalk filling this movie with just like nonstop Easter eggs and inappropriate times because of like modern audiences just not having an attention span?
00:25:05
fux mcclit
Like –
00:25:12
fux mcclit
Yeah, i think i think
00:25:17
fux mcclit
i think that's what it is. like and There's that, and like but it's like they hired a consultant.
00:25:19
Robot
It does feel like if you're...
00:25:22
fux mcclit
It's like they hired a consultant of YouTube reels, and it's like, oh, how do we keep people scrolling through?
00:25:27
Steve-O
yeah.
00:25:29
fux mcclit
How do we keep children scrolling through you know Instagram reels all day of fucking brain rot? like This is the pace that you have to go at to do it.
00:25:36
Robot
Yeah. It feels like if you went to the theater, yeah.
00:25:38
fux mcclit
Also, how do we make it feel? How do we make this like, how do we also like, cause that, that's one dimension of it is like the pacing is like fucking high octane, just absolute nonsense the whole time.
00:25:53
fux mcclit
But also the other dimension is like, oh, how do we like fit fucking 40 years of, of Mario nostalgia and the fucking one movie? And it's just, it's too much, you know, like it's, it's almost like, you know, it's, you know what it, you know, it's like, It's the fucking last episode of Angel.
00:26:04
Steve-O
Right.
00:26:11
fux mcclit
That's what it is.
00:26:12
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
00:26:13
fux mcclit
Where it's like, oh, this is it. But the thing is, it's like, it's not like they got canceled.
00:26:15
Steve-O
We need to put everything in here.
00:26:19
fux mcclit
It's like, oh, you can still make more money, but let's just fucking go balls to the wall for no fucking reason at all. Because, you know, but I don't know. Because because that's that's the one thing, Chris. Like, if the movie was about nothing at all, or if it was good, you know, it was going to make,
00:26:36
fux mcclit
what ah what did it make this weekend? 387 million or some bullshit, but I think that's what I read.
00:26:40
Robot
Yeah, some insane number. Yeah.
00:26:41
fux mcclit
Something insane. Like, they're gonna make a billion dollars anyway, so, like, what like as an observer, or as ah as ah as the as the customer, like, I would like them to see, oh, yeah, we're gonna make a million dollars anyway, like, let's make a good movie.
00:26:55
fux mcclit
Fuck it.
00:26:56
BARFINGLEON
Oh, no, no, that's never the case.
00:26:56
fux mcclit
You know? Like, and no and that and that's why and that's why that's why it feels that's why it feels insulting
00:26:58
Steve-O
That's out the window, right?
00:27:03
fux mcclit
to watch this movie because like They don't have to fucking... they didn't have to do that much. the The first movie, you know, it was good. Like, it like i enjoyed it quite a bit.
00:27:15
fux mcclit
Like, the first movie was really good because they, you know, they it's charming.
00:27:17
Robot
Yeah, it's like charming and there's...
00:27:19
fux mcclit
they They actually have a fucking story. Like, you see Mario's fucking Italian family.
00:27:22
Robot
There's a story, yeah.
00:27:23
fux mcclit
You know, like, there's there's, like, stuff in there. Like, there's, like, fucking good shit in there. There's movie stuff in there. This is just, like... It's just brain rot. Like, that's what it is. It's just endless brain rot.
00:27:34
fux mcclit
And it's...
00:27:35
Steve-O
Oh, man.
00:27:35
BARFINGLEON
That's shame.
00:27:35
fux mcclit
Yeah, I'm sorry, Steve. i
00:27:37
Robot
No, it's it's truly like...
00:27:37
Steve-O
they got the They got the Roblox rate brain rot going.
00:27:40
fux mcclit
Yeah, that's what it is.
00:27:40
Robot
It's like, what what is this?
00:27:41
BARFINGLEON
jane That's
00:27:42
Robot
Like Rotten Tomatoes has it as like a 48. Dude, this is like a 12.
00:27:47
fux mcclit
It's lower. Yeah, it's lower. Yeah.
00:27:49
Robot
Yeah, this should be like a fucking 12.
00:27:50
fux mcclit
It should be lower.
00:27:51
Robot
twelve Like this is really, really bad.
00:27:53
fux mcclit
And you you you should have seen the look on my fucking face of of absolute, like, unadulterated, unabridged disgust. Disgust.
00:28:03
fux mcclit
when people clapped at the end of this movie.
00:28:04
Robot
yeah
00:28:06
fux mcclit
i was like, are you fucking serious, bro?
00:28:06
Steve-O
And
00:28:08
Robot
Yeah, for what?
00:28:09
BARFINGLEON
um ah John, what did Owen think?
00:28:10
fux mcclit
Yeah, what are you clapping for? ums
00:28:12
BARFINGLEON
I'll just have you, Owen.
00:28:14
fux mcclit
ah he loved it. It's a movie for five-year-olds.
00:28:17
Robot
Yeah.
00:28:17
fux mcclit
But the thing is, it's like, no, no.
00:28:18
BARFINGLEON
i theabo
00:28:19
fux mcclit
But like no but but that's the thing, though. like you can like this is the this is what i try This is why I try to put my Rudy jersey down for Toy Story 4 sometimes. Because, like yeah, it didn't need it didn't need to be made.
00:28:31
fux mcclit
it was going to make a billion dollars anyway. But there's a story there. Like, it's still like ah ah like a good movie to watch, you know?
00:28:36
Robot
They tried.
00:28:37
Robot
yeah
00:28:37
Steve-O
It's got heart.
00:28:38
Steve-O
It's got heart.
00:28:38
fux mcclit
It's not hard. And like, you know it's you know, it's got Forky in it. Like, they were still able to introduce these new characters that are interesting and cool that kids love and that I that i find entertaining too, that i' that i that I'm laughing at
00:28:51
BARFINGLEON
Refreshing and nostalgic at the same time.
00:28:52
fux mcclit
Yeah, like, it's like, there's a way to do it. Like, the fucking formula is already there. And you have all the IPs. Like, it's it's so insulting, dude. playing fucking New Donk City music in a fucking casino.
00:29:03
BARFINGLEON
Well, I hate to say it, but Illumination is is known for for this too.
00:29:04
fux mcclit
Spoilers.
00:29:05
Steve-O
That's disgusting.
00:29:07
fux mcclit
It's disgusting, Steve. I'm sorry, but like, like I have to get this off my chest.
00:29:09
BARFINGLEON
ah lo this is This is Illumination's MO.
00:29:11
fux mcclit
And the fact that Vicious, the fact that Vicious has the fucking, like, has the fucking balls to say that that that it was better than the first movie is just absolutely disgusting to me.
00:29:17
Robot
The golf.
00:29:24
fux mcclit
Because it's it's not even a movie. This wasn't even a movie, dude.
00:29:28
Robot
Yeah, like, if you...
00:29:29
fux mcclit
AI was better.
00:29:29
Robot
This movie's great.
00:29:30
fux mcclit
ChatGPT, Mario Galaxy would be better.
00:29:30
Robot
Like, you could literally have seen this movie and your kids are running up and down the aisles nonstop. And, like, you wouldn't... Nothing would be lost.
00:29:39
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:29:40
Robot
Like, it's not like, oh, that's really...
00:29:42
fux mcclit
There's, like, dude, like, and again, like, there's the, there's the, they, they earn, they earn the moments in the first movie, like, you know, when, at the end, you know, we, we joke about,
00:29:43
Robot
ah couldn't follow anything. Yeah, it's it's so...
00:29:51
Robot
super Yeah, the star...
00:29:53
fux mcclit
The star in, like, Luigi, like, you know, you know i'm I'm getting a little emotional talking about that because, like, that stuff's cool. Like, you know, like... Like, Mario, like, feeling like a failure.
00:30:04
fux mcclit
They have a little bit of that in this movie, just a tad. Like, I think somebody says something to him about... there is it but There was something that almost branched into something where it was, like, you know, where they're talking...
00:30:18
Robot
Honestly, John, I don't even know why you're trying to avoid spoilers. There's nothing too spoiled, dude.
00:30:22
fux mcclit
Yeah, there's nothing to spoil.
00:30:22
Robot
No.
00:30:23
fux mcclit
Yeah. No, no, but there's there's a couple there's there's a couple Easter eggs that that Steve might enjoy if he if he if he doesn't know about them.
00:30:24
BARFINGLEON
i I mean, well, Steve, like, Steve, like.
00:30:30
fux mcclit
and And there are things that I enjoyed about the movie.
00:30:30
Steve-O
here's Here's the question. Here's here's my big question. At any point, does Wario show up?
00:30:36
Robot
no
00:30:37
fux mcclit
No.
00:30:38
Steve-O
Then what the fuck are we even doing?
00:30:38
BARFINGLEON
Wow.
00:30:40
fux mcclit
Yo, does show up?
00:30:40
BARFINGLEON
What are we doing? What are we doing?
00:30:41
fux mcclit
Wart? ah Wart's cool. I actually like war
00:30:43
Steve-O
I knew Wart was in it because they showed the casting for Wart.
00:30:45
fux mcclit
Ward is actually, that's actually a flex. It's a flex, and I'm glad they put him in there. And it's, I think Luis Guzman, is his voice, is pretty dope.
00:30:51
Steve-O
Louise Guzman, yeah.
00:30:52
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:30:53
Robot
Which is admittedly good casting. It is...
00:30:56
fux mcclit
Yeah, but like, the dude, it's just like, and it's not even like, like the first the first scene of Mario and Luigi is that the Tustarina scene, where they're riding the motorcycles, aura farming and in the desert, and that's fucking dope, and it's cool.
00:31:08
Robot
Yeah.
00:31:11
fux mcclit
And then, after they find Yoshi, it's just like, They kind of just like, to just they're just like adding random shit, random shit after random shit after random shit.
00:31:16
Robot
Yeah, Yoshi's just a part of the group.
00:31:22
fux mcclit
And it's just like, but it's just like, I don't know. I can't, I don't know it's a movie that just put on for a bunch of fucking toddlers to run around, not paying attention to it.
00:31:32
Robot
Yeah.
00:31:32
fux mcclit
Like that's all it was. And you know what? You know what is cool though, Chris? It was Owen's first time at IMAX and now he's like obsessed with IMAX.
00:31:41
BARFINGLEON
Oh, dude.
00:31:42
Robot
Oh, cool.
00:31:42
Robot
You know what?
00:31:42
Steve-O
you go.
00:31:42
fux mcclit
It was locked in.
00:31:43
Steve-O
Got that big screen.
00:31:43
Robot
Silver linings, right?
00:31:43
BARFINGLEON
That blew his fucking mind, dude.
00:31:45
Robot
Yeah.
00:31:45
fux mcclit
He was locked in.
00:31:45
BARFINGLEON
That probably blew his fucking mind.
00:31:48
fux mcclit
But you know what? Now, like, I can't wait to watch Toy Story 5 now. Like, you know, like, watching a movie like that, like, of that level with an actual plot that might actually be, like, a good, like, like, you know, you know, like, imagine that Toy Story, like, Devin, imagine Toy Story 3 was just a nonstop montage of, like, flashbacks and nostalgia forming.
00:31:56
Steve-O
A movie with a plot?
00:31:58
Robot
Yeah.
00:31:59
Steve-O
A premise?
00:32:06
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:32:09
Robot
Jesus.
00:32:11
Robot
I can't even imagine.
00:32:11
fux mcclit
Like, it's...
00:32:13
Robot
Listen, and this might bite me. This might bite me in the ass, but I can't even imagine Pixar putting something like this out.
00:32:13
fux mcclit
And not having a story...
00:32:19
fux mcclit
Yeah, I don't think they would. Because even, like...
00:32:20
Robot
It's like i they would I'd rather them burn the studio down.
00:32:21
fux mcclit
um
00:32:25
fux mcclit
Because even ah Elio was like that was still a watchable movie with ah with an actually kind of semi-interesting plot, even though they fucking destroyed what the original product was.
00:32:37
Robot
Yeah, this truly was like, we have IP, we don't need anything else.
00:32:43
fux mcclit
Yeah, so all this talk about, like, who's king of what is Oh, yeah, because we talked about this last week.
00:32:49
Robot
Yeah, yeah.
00:32:49
fux mcclit
Like, who's king of fucking kids' movies? Yeah. Even Pixar, the lowest of the low Pixar movies, like, like is, like, light years ahead of this. You know?
00:32:59
fux mcclit
Like, I just can't.
00:33:00
Steve-O
it's like like what Chris was saying with like illumination that's like I can't think of like a single illumination movie where I'm like wow that's their banger that's the one that like put them out there
00:33:01
fux mcclit
I can't.
00:33:04
BARFINGLEON
It's
00:33:10
BARFINGLEON
their MO. Almost specifically their sequels too. like It seems like as their IPs go on, they just water them down like more and more.
00:33:21
BARFINGLEON
like
00:33:21
Steve-O
Like Despicable Me was fun. And then they're like, wow, let's beat this minions thing to death.
00:33:23
BARFINGLEON
Right.
00:33:27
Robot
Yeah.
00:33:28
BARFINGLEON
And it's and it's just you see like the corporatization of everything. Right?
00:33:34
Steve-O
And it's like, I see the other like animated studios. Those movies are getting more mature, more, more more sophisticated in their storytelling, like the tales they want to tell.
00:33:44
Robot
like And I appreciate that, like, yeah, sometimes you just need a studio just for something for, like, children.
00:33:50
Steve-O
You can get a fun one.
00:33:50
Robot
But, like, dude, I saw The Secret Life of Pets.
00:33:51
Steve-O
Yeah, absolutely.
00:33:54
fux mcclit
Oh, and you know what?
00:33:54
Robot
There's a plot...
00:33:55
fux mcclit
ah to so turn this into To turn this into, you know, use this as a a stepping stone into something good, i i didn't i never I didn't watch the Forgotten Island trailer until they showed it before Mario.
00:34:10
Robot
Okay.
00:34:10
fux mcclit
And boy, oh boy, Steve, this is going to be something, I think.
00:34:16
Steve-O
you in
00:34:18
fux mcclit
Well, yeah, it's the Philippines, dude.
00:34:19
Steve-O
Hell yeah, man.
00:34:20
Robot
Yeah.
00:34:21
fux mcclit
They got the fucking Philippine Eagle in there. i was like, yo, Sam, that's the fucking Philippine Eagle. Like, this is crazy.
00:34:26
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that looks like fun.
00:34:28
fux mcclit
The Philippine, you know, the Philippine Eagle eats monkeys. Like, the actual Philippine Eagle eats monkeys.
00:34:32
BARFINGLEON
Fuck yeah, dude.
00:34:33
fux mcclit
That's how big it is.
00:34:34
BARFINGLEON
Fuck yeah, dude.
00:34:35
Robot
Yeah.
00:34:36
fux mcclit
And they got, like, this mythological version of it in this movie. It looks good. It's going awesome. They're sitting on a fucking jeepney. A used jeepney. Like, it's all Philippine shit. See, you know what I mean? They, this trailer alone...
00:34:48
fux mcclit
was better than Mario Galaxy.
00:34:49
Robot
yeah I'll be honest.
00:34:50
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:34:50
fux mcclit
they earned They earned their nostalgia point points.
00:34:51
Steve-O
There you go
00:34:54
fux mcclit
just you know And didn't even say, like, what's cool is like they don't they're not like, oh, we're in the Philippines. I'm Filipino. You're Filipino. They don't even say it. Like, i just know I just know these things.
00:35:03
Robot
I had no idea it was it was based in the Philippines.
00:35:07
fux mcclit
Really? Well, now you know. I actually look at it.
00:35:08
Robot
And now I know.
00:35:10
Steve-O
Now you know.
00:35:10
fux mcclit
What if I'm wrong? What if it's like Thailand or some shit?
00:35:11
Robot
Holy shit. That would be so fucking
00:35:13
fux mcclit
hu ah Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We might have to delete the podcast.
00:35:16
BARFINGLEON
We'd call you racist forever.
00:35:20
fux mcclit
Forgotten Island.
00:35:20
Robot
yeah
00:35:20
BARFINGLEON
Well, they all look the same to you, huh, John?
00:35:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:35:21
fux mcclit
yeah. Here.
00:35:23
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:35:23
Steve-O
yes
00:35:23
fux mcclit
Premise. In the 1990s Philippines, childhood friends Joe and Raisa promise to remain close forever.
00:35:27
Robot
Okay.
00:35:30
BARFINGLEON
okay
00:35:31
fux mcclit
Yeah. Dude, fuck you, man. I know my fucking heritage.
00:35:33
Robot
No, no.
00:35:33
BARFINGLEON
All that sweat.
00:35:34
Robot
i' but I'm saying I didn't know.
00:35:35
BARFINGLEON
There's all that sweat before you look that up.
00:35:36
Robot
I'm allowed to not know.
00:35:37
fux mcclit
ah Could you imagine how embarrassing that would be if it wasn't?
00:35:38
Robot
Yeah.
00:35:40
Robot
Dude. Yeah.
00:35:40
BARFINGLEON
You're that Jordan Peele gif there.
00:35:42
BARFINGLEON
He's sweating.
00:35:43
fux mcclit
Oh, man. I'm just aura stealing off of other off other ethnicities.
00:35:44
Robot
Well, listen. got...
00:35:51
Steve-O
Oh, I'm sorry. That was a another eagle I was talking about.
00:35:54
fux mcclit
Oh, this is going to be good.
00:35:54
Steve-O
I'm sorry. My bad.
00:35:55
BARFINGLEON
watch those.
00:35:57
fux mcclit
Steve, this is going to be really good. This movie is going really good.
00:35:59
Steve-O
Dude, it it
Puss in Boots Praise
00:36:00
Steve-O
looks good and it's made by the directors that did Puss in Boots Last Wish, which is like, holy shit, banger level.
00:36:03
Robot
Yeah.
00:36:08
fux mcclit
Yeah, this is going to be good.
00:36:09
Steve-O
Ryan Coogler inspiration movie.
00:36:09
BARFINGLEON
ah i got watch those Are those on a reasonable streaming service?
00:36:16
Steve-O
I'll look it up for you right now, Chris. You don't even need to watch the first one.
00:36:18
fux mcclit
Paramount.
00:36:19
Steve-O
You just need to watch Puss in Boots, Last Wish.
00:36:21
BARFINGLEON
I don't consider Paramount a reasonable.
00:36:23
fux mcclit
That's, you know what, Steve, that's what people said about Paddington 2. They're like, you don't have to watch the first padton Paddington. Paddington 2 is Keno.
00:36:28
BARFINGLEON
Watch both. They're both wonderful.
00:36:30
Robot
Listen, I can only...
00:36:30
fux mcclit
Paddington 1 is also Keno, though.
00:36:32
Steve-O
but Well, here's the thing.
00:36:32
BARFINGLEON
They're both fucking wonderful.
00:36:33
Steve-O
Here's the thing.
00:36:33
Robot
I can only say I only watched i only watched ah the second Puss in Boots movie and I didn't feel like I missed anything.
00:36:34
Steve-O
they're They're different directors.
00:36:42
Steve-O
No. I just this year watched the first Puss in Boots and while it is fun, Last Wish blows it out of the water and they're not really connected.
00:36:49
fux mcclit
It's not. Last Wish was actual Kino.
00:36:50
Robot
Yeah. it's so It's like, yeah, if you remember Puss in Boots from Shrek, that's that's all you need to know.
00:36:52
fux mcclit
Okay.
00:36:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:36:56
Steve-O
That's all you need. Yeah.
00:36:58
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. There's a new Shrek coming out. I saw.
00:37:00
Steve-O
There is.
00:37:00
Robot
Yeah.
00:37:01
Robot
Yeah.
00:37:01
Steve-O
ah It's on Peacock if you want to stream it.
00:37:04
Robot
oh
00:37:05
Steve-O
And also, if you don't mind it's on Fandago at home.
00:37:05
Robot
ah chris
00:37:06
fux mcclit
Chris is like, I don't do i don't do Peacock.
00:37:07
Steve-O
So...
00:37:10
Steve-O
so
00:37:10
fux mcclit
I don't do Peacock. Sorry.
00:37:12
BARFINGLEON
I got, I got, I got, I got away.
00:37:13
fux mcclit
But, yeah, Steve, this Forgotten Island movie, man.
00:37:14
BARFINGLEON
carway
00:37:17
fux mcclit
Whew.
00:37:18
Steve-O
It's going to be good.
00:37:19
fux mcclit
gonna be good it's gonna educate you white boys on some ethnicities you know i'm saying you guys guys are gonna know all about jeepneys
00:37:20
Steve-O
be good.
00:37:24
Robot
You know what? i'm gonna I'm going to be the same. going to be the same white boy after I saw Coco. And I said, I don't like the mom. I think the mom is be rude.
00:37:32
Steve-O
um'm bringing I'm bringing a plate of jolly beans.
00:37:33
fux mcclit
that it's gonna be the it's gonna be the similar shit dude it's gonna be like fucking it's gonna be their parents fucking gaslighting them their whole life their whole lives if they really get it right yeah i almost cried during the trailer so yeah probably
00:37:37
Robot
Is
00:37:41
Steve-O
are we going to be crying by the end of this?
00:37:46
BARFINGLEON
I'm going to ask a bunch of annoying questions.
00:37:46
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
00:37:48
BARFINGLEON
John, do you have a Jepner whatever you call it?
00:37:51
fux mcclit
Jeepney.
00:37:52
Steve-O
but
00:37:53
BARFINGLEON
Whatever it is.
00:37:54
fux mcclit
I was just like, dude, that's a Jeepney?
00:37:54
BARFINGLEON
It's a little boat.
00:37:55
fux mcclit
That's the fucking legendary Philippine Eagle?
00:37:55
Robot
um is the bur is the eagle a Is that what that is?
00:37:56
BARFINGLEON
she me
00:37:58
fux mcclit
It
00:37:59
Steve-O
John, John, why is this? Why this eagle? Why is it so big?
00:38:05
BARFINGLEON
yeah All my TikToks have eaten those old eggs that you keep talking about.
00:38:08
fux mcclit
might not actually be... Because the Philippine Eagle is actually like a real animal. like There might be like shit that i don't even know about.
00:38:14
Robot
I refuse to believe that.
00:38:14
fux mcclit
Like about mythology.
00:38:16
Robot
There's no eagle greater than the bald eagle, John.
00:38:16
Steve-O
I'm here with the boss.
00:38:17
fux mcclit
Yeah, look ah look up the Philippine Eagle, Devin. Devin, Google the Philippine Eagle and tell me that's not the most badass fucking aura farming eagle you've ever seen in your life.
00:38:21
Steve-O
Eagle the eagle.
00:38:23
Robot
Philippine eagle.
00:38:26
BARFINGLEON
Steve, when you stream, if you get hooked three times, you got to eat one of those century eggs.
00:38:29
Robot
ah John, I'm not going lie.
00:38:31
Steve-O
Oh, I got to eat one of the eggs?
00:38:32
Robot
This a goofy looking eagle, man.
00:38:33
Steve-O
Nah.
00:38:33
BARFINGLEON
You got to eat an old egg.
00:38:34
fux mcclit
It eats monkeys, dude.
00:38:35
Steve-O
Fuck, dude. I'm going
00:38:35
Robot
But listen, it's it's it looks big, but like in terms of its face, it looks a little it looks a little cartoonish.
00:38:42
Steve-O
to look it up. I'm to look it up.
00:38:43
BARFINGLEON
I'm going to look it up.
00:38:44
fux mcclit
I mean...
00:38:44
Steve-O
You can't have Devin do these things. This is the guy who was rooting for the bad guys in the Avatar movies.
00:38:46
Robot
Oh, wait, no, here's a cool one.
00:38:46
fux mcclit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need
00:38:48
Robot
No, no, wait.
00:38:49
fux mcclit
Yeah. Evan is not putting his Rudy jersey down for the...
00:38:52
Robot
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. the bag You mean humanity? Sorry.
00:38:56
BARFINGLEON
ah Gentlemen, I um also um watched a film that came out this this week.
00:38:59
Robot
<unk>s a cool version
00:39:03
BARFINGLEON
ah It was not Super Mario Galaxy, but believe or not, Mario was in it.
00:39:08
Robot
did you Did you snubs pass this bad boy?
00:39:09
BARFINGLEON
um You better believe I did, bro!
00:39:12
Robot
God damn. All right, good.
00:39:17
BARFINGLEON
Yeah! Woo! I am so fucking pumped after you mentioned Stubbs.
00:39:23
Robot
that You're welcome. You gotta get that.
00:39:26
BARFINGLEON
um
00:39:26
Robot
answer Yeah.
00:39:27
BARFINGLEON
i got three I got two free tickets. Anyway.
00:39:31
fux mcclit
oh Don't use your free tickets on Super Mario Galaxy, Chris.
00:39:31
BARFINGLEON
um
00:39:34
Robot
Yeah.
00:39:35
BARFINGLEON
Of course I will not because I won't be seeing it, sir. hu But yes, I did. I watched a movie. ah It was called The Drummer with a certain Robert Pattinson playing ah Mario and Zendaya playing Princess Peach.
00:39:49
fux mcclit
Batman.
00:39:50
Steve-O
Lucci.
00:39:52
fux mcclit
Mary Jane.
00:39:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. No, it is a very dark romantic comedy.
00:40:01
Robot
Okay, which is kind of what... the The trailers for this have been weirdly vague, but that's kind of the flyby's movie.
00:40:07
fux mcclit
Isn't that what Die My Love was supposed to be about too? would be be like That was just a stream of consciousness and darkness.
00:40:09
BARFINGLEON
No, that was just that was just dark.
00:40:11
Robot
Yeah, no comedy. Yeah.
00:40:14
BARFINGLEON
That was just dark and slow and disturbing. That was, uh, this is disturbing though, but it's, um, i gotta give this movie some props because I do feel like there is some pretty distinct tonal shifts that happen during it. And it handles it pretty well. Like I, I don't, I didn't hate the way it shifted from something very serious to something very funny.
00:40:43
Robot
You didn't or you did?
00:40:44
BARFINGLEON
I didn't. I think it did it in a very deaf, kind of fragile way.
00:40:45
Robot
Okay. All
00:40:50
BARFINGLEON
And i it was all within the context of a relationship and watching it grow and then watching it sort of fall apart.
00:41:03
BARFINGLEON
And then, you know, I'm not going to say what happens afterwards, but
00:41:04
Robot
right.
00:41:10
BARFINGLEON
um obviously this film hinges on basically a line of dialogue which how do you how do you i mean are you guys familiar with these types of movies have you ever watched a movie where it's a single line that really is the movie
00:41:18
Robot
Okay. I don't love that.
00:41:30
Robot
Oh, you mean like, are are you talking about something like all my life, all I've ever wanted to be was a gangster? You talking about like back then line?
00:41:38
BARFINGLEON
Well, um yeah that's interesting. I've never thought about that.
00:41:42
Steve-O
Or maybe like an action where everything kind of hinges on one moment of the movie.
00:41:48
BARFINGLEON
that' That's also, I think, all yeah, that's a fair comparison.
00:41:49
Steve-O
Like,
00:41:50
fux mcclit
Like, I'll be back, like that.
00:41:53
BARFINGLEON
Something that happens that shakes the entire plot Just one thing.
00:41:53
Steve-O
like
00:41:58
BARFINGLEON
One very...
00:41:58
Steve-O
the, the show, the slap, right?
00:42:01
BARFINGLEON
The slap.
00:42:03
Robot
Are talking about like, are you talking about when it's like, Mrs.
00:42:04
Steve-O
Y'all remember that?
00:42:07
Robot
Doubtfire, you're a man like that?
00:42:10
BARFINGLEON
more like there was a recent film called The Coffee Table in which the whole movie is based on a child being killed by a coffee table it's a very distinct moment but it shapes everything in the movie and it is yeah that's ah the fall the anay anatomy of a fall yeah that's a very ah very good example um that's what this is
00:42:22
Robot
Sorry.
00:42:27
Robot
Like the fall?
00:42:31
Robot
but Anatomy of a Fall. Yeah, that's I meant.
00:42:38
Robot
Okay.
00:42:40
BARFINGLEON
and And not only is it that, but it's also a movie that asks the audience a very pointed question that's very sensitive.
00:42:52
Robot
Okay.
00:42:52
fux mcclit
What question is that?
00:42:54
BARFINGLEON
I don't want to say, because that is a spoiler.
00:42:55
fux mcclit
Okay.
00:42:57
BARFINGLEON
what what Of course, the the plot is um Zendaya and Robert Pattinson's characters. They are in love and they are getting married. And they have a rehearsal dinner with some friends.
00:43:11
BARFINGLEON
And at the dinner, they get kind of drunk. And they both they all start admitting the worst things that they thought they've ever done. And when it gets to Zendaya's character, she says something.
00:43:25
BARFINGLEON
And it is... Something that's very of the time.
00:43:25
Steve-O
oh
00:43:31
fux mcclit
<unk> Relatable? Okay.
00:43:33
BARFINGLEON
I wouldn't say that.
00:43:35
Steve-O
Relate of the time you're saying. like
00:43:36
BARFINGLEON
Of the time. Very current, very present.
00:43:40
fux mcclit
something you it was Something you did, Chris.
00:43:42
BARFINGLEON
No.
00:43:43
Robot
Yeah, yeah. can you relate?
00:43:44
Robot
or you're like oh
00:43:44
Steve-O
do you ah do you abhor it or would you would you ah vehemently like say no to what she had done?
00:43:53
BARFINGLEON
Well, I don't want to get into the nitty gritty because that's also part of the plot, which is, i think, a very important part. um But the act itself, I abhor, of course.
00:44:06
Steve-O
Okay.
00:44:07
BARFINGLEON
It is deplorable.
00:44:08
fux mcclit
Interesting.
00:44:08
Robot
I bet you it's something cool like Stripper.
00:44:09
fux mcclit
So it's not killing.
00:44:10
Steve-O
It's deplorable.
00:44:12
BARFINGLEON
It is deplorable.
00:44:12
Steve-O
Okay. Well, now we kind of want to get to the bottom of this mystery.
00:44:15
BARFINGLEON
I can't tell you that's the movie. Which is, I think, a very valid way to make a film.
00:44:23
Robot
Is she a better or worse person than she was in the tennis movie?
00:44:28
fux mcclit
Challengers.
00:44:29
Robot
Yeah.
00:44:30
BARFINGLEON
Worse.
00:44:30
Robot
She's worse?
00:44:31
fux mcclit
Worse.
00:44:32
Robot
Whoa.
00:44:32
fux mcclit
Okay. All right.
00:44:33
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:44:34
Robot
She's like, I'm not saying she's like a deplorable character in that.
00:44:34
fux mcclit
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
00:44:36
BARFINGLEON
Oh, no, no, I mean worse in the tennis film.
00:44:39
Robot
oh Oh, okay.
00:44:40
fux mcclit
Oh, okay. Never mind.
00:44:40
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:44:41
fux mcclit
I don't care.
00:44:41
BARFINGLEON
I wanted to clarify.
00:44:41
fux mcclit
I don't, I'm never watching this now.
00:44:42
BARFINGLEON
I'm sorry.
00:44:43
fux mcclit
I'm not watching this movie anymore.
00:44:43
BARFINGLEON
right I wanted to clarify, at least in my perspective.
00:44:47
Steve-O
did she Did she pull a poltergeist where she sold a haunted house to a family?
00:44:55
fux mcclit
Oh man.
00:44:55
BARFINGLEON
Give me the...
00:44:55
fux mcclit
He's quiet.
00:44:55
Steve-O
And didn't move the bodies?
00:44:56
Robot
ah Chris is real quiet.
00:44:57
fux mcclit
think you got it. i think you got it.
00:44:58
Steve-O
That's real quiet, dude.
00:44:59
fux mcclit
Steve.
00:45:01
BARFINGLEON
So anyway,
00:45:02
Steve-O
um no!
00:45:02
Robot
yeah
00:45:03
Steve-O
Dude!
00:45:03
BARFINGLEON
i
00:45:04
Steve-O
yeah
00:45:07
BARFINGLEON
I enjoyed this film. I think it took some, let's call it narrative diversions that I don't necessarily like.
00:45:20
BARFINGLEON
I think it it is a very simple film at its heart. So it's not a complex movie. and any The only complexity is how you feel about it.
00:45:34
BARFINGLEON
Really. Like the film itself is not complex. It's the emotions that its it stirs within the audience. Is it gimmicky?
00:45:45
BARFINGLEON
ah Is it using that as a gimmick? You could argue that.
00:45:56
BARFINGLEON
You could.
00:45:56
Robot
This is wildly vague.
00:45:59
BARFINGLEON
I know. I don't want to say what it is.
00:46:02
Robot
Okay.
00:46:02
BARFINGLEON
um So yeah, in in in essence, I think it is not a great movie because I feel like it is so simple.
00:46:16
BARFINGLEON
And I feel like it took a a a a detour when I don't think it was necessary.
00:46:25
Robot
Okay.
00:46:25
BARFINGLEON
I think it could have been a little tighter in general. That's my theory. That's my take on it. I think it's a good sit. I think everybody should watch it. I think everybody should have an opinion about it.
00:46:41
BARFINGLEON
I think that's really important. You know, the dialogue, I think is even, i think the dialogue about this movie is more important than the movie.
00:46:44
Robot
Yeah.
00:46:51
BARFINGLEON
that's That's what I i feel.
00:46:51
fux mcclit
Okay. Interesting.
00:46:53
BARFINGLEON
So that that's what i don't why I don't think it's a great movie.
00:46:57
fux mcclit
Was it better than Bo's Afraid?
00:46:58
Steve-O
I,
00:46:59
fux mcclit
I'm
00:47:05
BARFINGLEON
Bo is afraid he took so many shots
00:47:05
Robot
Yeah.
00:47:08
BARFINGLEON
like to the to the to the fences. like i just really And it made me like laugh like an idiot.
00:47:11
fux mcclit
just trying to steer us and mold us into...
00:47:14
Robot
Okay, wait Chris, is the worst part is the worst part of of this movie that you saw better than the worst part of Bo is Afraid, where he's like walking around the woods and it takes forever and never fucking ends?
00:47:16
fux mcclit
Trying to mold us into...
00:47:29
BARFINGLEON
See, no. No, I don't think that is...
00:47:32
Robot
Okay.
00:47:32
BARFINGLEON
i think Bo's worse. That worst moment is worse. But I think the highs of bo are higher.
00:47:39
Steve-O
Highs for Bo.
00:47:40
BARFINGLEON
but Like, the this doesn't really get anywhere higher. Like, it maintains.
00:47:45
fux mcclit
Who directed this this movie?
00:47:47
BARFINGLEON
um Christoph... but
00:47:50
fux mcclit
Waltz.
00:47:51
BARFINGLEON
Christoph... He's a... I think a Polish director, I'm going to say. I'm trying to go.
00:47:56
fux mcclit
Oh, it's one of those weird Polish dudes.
00:47:57
Robot
Oh, boy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you talking about here?
00:47:59
fux mcclit
Oh, boy.
00:48:01
BARFINGLEON
Christopher Borgley, who also made Dream Scenario, which we saw.
00:48:01
fux mcclit
i see.
00:48:08
BARFINGLEON
Me and Devin, right? We watched that.
00:48:10
Robot
Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.
00:48:13
BARFINGLEON
That was great. Or good. That was good.
00:48:15
fux mcclit
ah Yeah, yeah.
00:48:15
BARFINGLEON
That was good, I would say. i'd say um very he makes these very simplistic ideated films, you know, and...
00:48:19
Robot
Oddly erotic.
00:48:27
BARFINGLEON
He just lets it kind of grow organically. That's kind of cool. I like this.
00:48:32
Robot
Better or worse than dream scenario?
00:48:32
BARFINGLEON
I really... I think I like Dream Scenario little more.
00:48:38
Robot
Oh, okay.
00:48:39
BARFINGLEON
Because that, I think, was more... I think that was funnier.
00:48:41
fux mcclit
Better or worse than The Green Knight?
00:48:46
BARFINGLEON
I think I like this a little more than Green Knight.
00:48:47
Robot
Yeah, Green Knight stinks, dude.
00:48:50
BARFINGLEON
I think I do.
00:48:50
Robot
I think it's time.
00:48:51
BARFINGLEON
I admittedly...
00:48:51
Steve-O
damn
00:48:51
Robot
I think enough time has passed that we can o admit that.
00:48:55
fux mcclit
And i also think enough time is is has passed that we can admit that Bo's Afraid is a phrase actually a masterpiece and ahead of its time.
00:49:01
Robot
I just, i don't, I think if you were not unconscious during the middle of that movie, yeah.
00:49:02
BARFINGLEON
I think it might be. Oh, by the way, speaking of Bo is Afraid, this was produced by Ari Aster.
00:49:11
fux mcclit
Hell yeah. that's That's all I needed to hear.
00:49:13
BARFINGLEON
And to be honest, when I saw that and then I saw that moment in the movie, I was like, oh, yeah, OK.
00:49:18
fux mcclit
Yeah. this is He read this part in the script and was like, I'll pay for I'll pay for this movie to be made.
00:49:22
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, let me get what what. How much do you need?
00:49:23
fux mcclit
For this one thing to happen, I guess.
00:49:24
BARFINGLEON
okay How much could I...
00:49:26
fux mcclit
Alright, well, I guess I need to see it.
00:49:27
BARFINGLEON
This button could have given you a hundred more dollars for the budget.
00:49:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:49:32
fux mcclit
Can we get more?
00:49:32
BARFINGLEON
He went full Schindler.
00:49:33
fux mcclit
Can we get more moments like this?
00:49:35
BARFINGLEON
He went full Schindler on this movie. Giving up everything to make this. This is his aura. One million percent. Very uncomfortable.
00:49:47
BARFINGLEON
it's It's kind of like watching a little bit like Scott's Tots in that regard.
00:49:52
Robot
Okay.
00:49:52
fux mcclit
Okay. Okay.
00:49:53
BARFINGLEON
Okay? Like cringey.
00:49:55
fux mcclit
My ears are perked.
00:49:58
BARFINGLEON
A little darker, though. I think darker. Way darker. Okay. I'll leave it at that. um Good sit. Check it out. The drama.
00:50:09
BARFINGLEON
ah
00:50:09
Robot
Cool.
00:50:11
BARFINGLEON
Did I watch another movie?
00:50:14
Robot
Well, while you think, I could tell you about a movie I saw today, and like just hours ago. I was, I don't know, i saw something on the internet talking about it.
00:50:25
Robot
I saw a film called Runaway Train, 1985 action thriller, starring Jon Voight and Eric Roberts.
00:50:36
Robot
Both were nominated for Academy Awards for Best Actor and Best Supporting. And it is based off of an original 1960s screenplay by Kurosawa.
00:50:49
Robot
And you can definitely feel that.
00:50:52
BARFINGLEON
What's the plot?
00:50:53
Robot
So it's ah it's about...
00:50:56
fux mcclit
Samurai walks into a bar.
00:50:57
Robot
John Voight plays like this ah this super respected criminal. like it like It starts off in a prison. And he just like won an appeal to get out of solitary confinement. so like all the like The movie starts with them like throwing a mini-riot in celebration that this guy's getting out of the hole, essentially.
00:51:18
Robot
ah And it's like John Voight doing a really young impression. Like, when you see the movie Anaconda, you're like, that's where he's getting that whole thing from, is is this movie that he did.
00:51:32
Robot
um
00:51:34
BARFINGLEON
You want to see some snakes?
00:51:35
Robot
Like, the way he talks, and he's just kind of weird. He's just super fucking weird about everything. um But ah Eric Roberts, who's like...
00:51:49
Robot
If you don't know, i guess the the only real comparison I can give you is the guy Batman drops off of a roof trying to find out where the Joker is in the Dark Knight.
00:52:00
BARFINGLEON
You know, he's Julia Roberts' brother.
00:52:03
Robot
Yes, I did know that. Um... Eric Roberts is very young in this film. he plays like a he He plays a young convict. He's like a boxer whatever. And he looks up to Manny because everybody looks up to Manny. He's a hero. And Manny hates the prison warden.
00:52:21
Robot
He's like, yeah you can't kill me. and like They try to kill him. like The warden actively tries to get him murdered. So he decides he's going to break out once and for all.
00:52:32
Robot
Eric Roberts character is like, oh, I'm going to tag along with you because he's he's the young mouthy, you know, guy. ah They escape there. It's a I don't they're like Alaska or something. So they they go to escape on a train.
00:52:49
Robot
As they're hiding out on the train. The conductor, it's like ah like a shipping train, right? The conductor or like the the engineer has a heart attack and falls off the train.
00:53:03
Robot
But in while he's doing it, he like accidentally turns the brakes on like halfway. So the brakes ah eventually break. they snap off the train and the train is just on a fucking runaway. So it's a mix of these guys on this train trying to, they don't really know what's happening, but then you're getting the people, you know, in the office realizing this train is, you know, escaping. And then, ah you know, Jon Voight's just acting insane. Eric Roberts also acting insane.
00:53:38
Robot
um It's not particularly good, in my opinion. i don't even like a lot of the performances in the movie.
00:53:49
Robot
um But, like, the end of it is definitely... I'm like, oh, this is Kurosawa. Like, the end of it just oozes him. And you're like, okay. That makes sense. But it was just like a... this threw it all It was on Amazon.
00:54:06
Robot
And it was a good enough watch. I'd say it's a fuck, right?
00:54:10
BARFINGLEON
but the
00:54:10
Steve-O
Good enough watch.
00:54:11
Steve-O
Is that a good sit? Okay.
00:54:12
Robot
No, no, it's a fuck. It's fuck.
00:54:14
Steve-O
okay
00:54:14
Robot
Good enough. But it's just like it' just like, I don't know, may John Boyce just acting insane in this movie and in a way that kind of works but like doesn't, in my opinion.
00:54:29
Robot
But hey, they both were nominated for Best Actor and Best Supporting, so I guess they were doing something right.
00:54:36
BARFINGLEON
I've never heard of this director my life.
00:54:39
Robot
Yeah, apparently Jon Voight helped him get his, like, ah what happened? Let me see. I was reading about it, but ah yeah, yeah.
00:54:48
BARFINGLEON
Andre Konsoloski.
00:54:54
BARFINGLEON
Sorry.
00:54:55
Robot
Yeah, it was, uh...
00:54:56
BARFINGLEON
Not ringing bell, Steve.
00:54:57
Steve-O
I think he helped sell Jon Voight's LeBaron to George Costanza.
00:54:58
Robot
um
00:55:01
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:55:07
Robot
Yeah, but apparently like something something happened.
00:55:08
BARFINGLEON
I remember that.
00:55:09
Robot
like John Voight got him the job so he could get a citizenship or something like that. Or got him over to America so he could like wreck this movie.
00:55:18
BARFINGLEON
Oh, way to go, John Boyd. Now you're a piece of shit.
00:55:21
Robot
Yeah. I think John Voight's dead, right?
00:55:22
BARFINGLEON
What happened? No, he's still alive.
00:55:25
Steve-O
Nah.
00:55:25
BARFINGLEON
He's an asshole.
00:55:25
Steve-O
Yeah, he's still kicking.
00:55:26
Robot
Oh.
00:55:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:26
Robot
Yeah.
00:55:27
BARFINGLEON
He went full James Woods.
00:55:29
Robot
Yeah. Well, he definitely plays an asshole in this.
00:55:35
Robot
But ah yeah, Kurosawa was originally planning on making this, but he had issues with funding. So unfortunately, just kind of.
00:55:45
BARFINGLEON
They wouldn't give him a train.
00:55:46
Robot
Yeah. I don't know, like.
00:55:49
BARFINGLEON
He asked for one train. They were like, sorry, bud.
00:55:51
Robot
There's a scene in the middle of the movie where like the train just like blasts through another train. So the front of this train is all fucking mangled. And it's just kind of cool that they're these shots where they just have like this mangled front of a you know of a runaway train.
00:56:06
BARFINGLEON
They fucked some real trains up.
00:56:08
Robot
Yeah.
00:56:10
Robot
It looked like it.
00:56:10
BARFINGLEON
Hell yeah, dude.
00:56:11
Robot
It's funny, though, because some of it's like really high-budge, and then some of it's just like, oh, my God. They just either didn't have money, or ran out of money.
00:56:11
BARFINGLEON
Hell yeah, dude.
00:56:19
BARFINGLEON
1 million percent. Everybody was on set that day. Watch that shit.
00:56:21
Robot
Yeah. ah Yeah. And I think ah there was, there's a story about it. So it's like one of Danny Trejo's like first movies. And there's a story that he was in the movie because he was brought on as like a, not like a bodyguard, but there was like an obscene amount of cocaine use and he was brought on to like speak about it. And then somebody was like, Hey, you look kind of scary. Do you want to be in this movie?
00:56:52
Robot
He's like, okay. So it's kind of interesting.
00:56:55
BARFINGLEON
As long as you give him free cocaine. Well, I mean, he's got act in the movie.
00:56:58
Robot
Well, yeah.
00:56:59
Steve-O
he
00:57:01
BARFINGLEON
Just give him some, give him an eight ball.
00:57:02
Robot
that's real That's what they paid him in. But he no, he was brought in to clean it up.
00:57:08
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he took it all home.
00:57:10
Steve-O
Clean this movie up.
00:57:11
Robot
Yeah, wasn't brought in to...
00:57:13
BARFINGLEON
need you to get all the cocaine out of this movie.
00:57:16
Robot
bad Bad man, dude.
00:57:17
BARFINGLEON
What movie, what movie do you think that would help?
00:57:19
Robot
So wait he was cast after he arrived on his step.
00:57:20
Steve-O
What cocaine?
00:57:21
BARFINGLEON
no No, like to get all the cocaine out of it.
00:57:26
Robot
Oh, Hook?
00:57:26
BARFINGLEON
I think it would have helped production.
00:57:27
Robot
No, no, no. wasn' it Wasn't the...
00:57:30
BARFINGLEON
I'd say the remake.
00:57:30
Robot
No, the Popeye movie.
00:57:31
BARFINGLEON
No. you See.
00:57:31
Robot
The Popeye movie apparently was like...
00:57:34
BARFINGLEON
Oh, that might be a good one.
00:57:35
Robot
right They're like, it was just rampant.
00:57:37
Steve-O
the whole presence of the idea of that movie.
00:57:39
Robot
Yeah.
00:57:40
Steve-O
Like, they're just like, we're going to just build an actual town.
00:57:43
Robot
Yeah. No, no, but...
00:57:44
BARFINGLEON
the only thing you can do on cocaine, I guess. That's the only way they could get it done.
00:57:47
Steve-O
But like, dude, like that's like the best casted movie of all time.
00:57:48
Robot
yeah Yeah, that's that's perfect casting.
00:57:52
BARFINGLEON
It is. your're It's Robert Altman, though. That guy fucking...
00:57:55
Steve-O
No, i know. i'm ah I'm not saying the director was the right choice, but I gotta say like Robin Williams is Popeye.
00:57:59
BARFINGLEON
I know. i
00:58:03
Steve-O
And what's her name is olive oil.
00:58:07
BARFINGLEON
Shelly Duvall.
00:58:07
Steve-O
Shelly Duvall was made to play olive oil.
00:58:08
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Of course.
00:58:13
Robot
ah Definitely. You know what's fun? So so I did find it. ah Danny Trejo was cast after he arrived on set in his role as a drug abuse counselor for a young person working with the crew who was troubled by the rampant cocaine abuse.
00:58:28
Robot
So he was a drug counselor.
00:58:30
BARFINGLEON
or that he would He was in jail,
Eric Roberts & Boxing Movies
00:58:32
BARFINGLEON
right? That's what he went to jail for?
00:58:32
Robot
Yeah, and then the screenwriter consultant remembered him from when they were both in prison and helped him get a small on-screen role. in addition as we're as a boxing trainer for Eric Roberts during the film.
00:58:47
BARFINGLEON
eric Roberts got all boxed in every movie.
00:58:50
Robot
is Is that a thing with him?
00:58:51
BARFINGLEON
He had to for for a good long time.
00:58:54
Robot
Well, he's not bad. No, he's good in it.
00:58:56
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, you've seen Best of the Best, right, Devon?
00:58:57
Robot
Oh, wait, is he in that?
00:59:01
BARFINGLEON
Of course he's in that.
00:59:03
Robot
Dude, it didde it's been a minute.
00:59:04
BARFINGLEON
That's like his. That's his his. His like entrance into Hollywood. Was best and best. Pretty sure.
00:59:12
Robot
Oh, no, dude, I was thinking of sidekicks.
00:59:17
BARFINGLEON
That's Chuck Norris.
00:59:17
Steve-O
You're always talking about sidekicks, Devin.
00:59:18
Robot
I know. i was thinking of sidekicks. No, best of the best. Dude, it's been forever since I've seen best of the best.
00:59:25
BARFINGLEON
that's Yeah. That's a pretty decent.
00:59:26
Robot
That movie fucking.
00:59:28
BARFINGLEON
that mix Is that m MMA?
00:59:28
Robot
I went from not remembering at all.
00:59:29
BARFINGLEON
Is that mixed martial arts? What is that?
00:59:32
Robot
I think it's just it's like I think it's like MMA in the sense of like blood sports m MMA. You know what I mean?
00:59:38
BARFINGLEON
all right.
00:59:39
Robot
It's just martial artists fighting each other.
00:59:43
Steve-O
blood blood
00:59:44
Robot
Well, let's just say ah if anybody knew a ground game, I think i think this move have been over pretty quickly.
00:59:45
BARFINGLEON
Eric Roberts.
00:59:50
BARFINGLEON
Steve's got a big poster of Eric Roberts above his bed.
00:59:50
Steve-O
Wow.
00:59:54
Steve-O
isn't that Wasn't Eric Roberts supposed to be in Back to the Future?
00:59:59
BARFINGLEON
No, that's
00:59:59
Robot
No, Eric Stoltz.
01:00:00
Steve-O
I'm thinking Eric Stoltz. I'm like, that's a weird MMA choice.
01:00:03
Robot
Dude, now you got one to look up best of the best. I might watch
TV Shows Review: Daredevil & More
01:00:07
Robot
that tonight.
01:00:07
Steve-O
um i got one um I got something a little bit more modern. um We got to talk best the best.
01:00:11
Robot
No, no, best of the best to you. Sorry.
01:00:15
Steve-O
We don't want to talk about fucking Daredevil Born Again Season 2, which we forgot to talk about last week.
01:00:18
BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah, I have been watching.
01:00:18
Robot
Yeah,
01:00:20
fux mcclit
haven't seen any of it.
01:00:20
BARFINGLEON
That's what I was thinking of. Thank you, Steve.
01:00:22
Robot
best of the best.
01:00:23
Steve-O
best the best. I've only seen the first episode. John, you haven't seen any, you said?
01:00:27
Robot
Okay.
01:00:27
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
01:00:27
fux mcclit
I haven't seen any of it.
01:00:28
Robot
There's three out, I think.
01:00:28
fux mcclit
Yeah. Are
01:00:29
BARFINGLEON
I've watched them all, Steve.
01:00:30
Robot
Yeah, Chris and I are up to date.
01:00:31
Steve-O
What's the vibe?
01:00:32
fux mcclit
they all out? They're all out.
01:00:33
Steve-O
What's the throw up?
01:00:33
Robot
No, no, no, only out.
01:00:34
BARFINGLEON
No, no, no, no, no. the the The most recent episodes.
01:00:38
fux mcclit
Yeah. With the, with the new baby coming, I'm planning on catching up on absolute Batman this week and watching daredevil with Samantha.
01:00:45
BARFINGLEON
Yes. Yes.
01:00:46
Robot
You know what?
01:00:47
fux mcclit
So what else should I do?
01:00:47
Robot
Not to get super off track, but I caught up on Absolute Batman.
01:00:50
fux mcclit
What should I do? well
01:00:51
Robot
and Pretty, pretty good.
01:00:56
BARFINGLEON
Woo!
01:00:56
fux mcclit
Okay, so I don't have to read it then? That's what
01:00:58
BARFINGLEON
I'm caught up, baby.
01:00:58
Robot
Are you?
01:00:59
BARFINGLEON
You're all caught up, Devin.
01:01:02
Robot
The Poison Ivy stuff? Yeah.
01:01:04
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, dude. All right. All right. I see you.
01:01:07
fux mcclit
you're saying?
01:01:07
Robot
I really like that.
01:01:08
fux mcclit
Okay, okay,
01:01:08
Robot
That's a good that's a good redesign.
01:01:12
BARFINGLEON
Dude.
01:01:12
fux mcclit
okay.
01:01:13
BARFINGLEON
Dude. Dude. You read that Joker origin, right?
01:01:16
Robot
thats a really good Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah
01:01:21
BARFINGLEON
Wow! What a book, guys. I can talk about all of the absolute books because I am all caught up on all of them.
01:01:33
BARFINGLEON
i have I am all in, babe.
01:01:33
Robot
But, uh... Wait, Steve, what what movie were you talking about?
01:01:39
BARFINGLEON
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:39
Steve-O
I was talking about fucking Daredevil.
01:01:40
fux mcclit
He's walking around. there
01:01:41
Robot
Oh, Dan Murphy.
01:01:41
BARFINGLEON
He's talking about the devil!
01:01:42
Steve-O
Dude, is this like some sort of weird cursed show that we keep forgetting about?
01:01:42
fux mcclit
He's trying to talk about Daredevil.
01:01:45
BARFINGLEON
I mean, Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve, let's be honest.
01:01:47
Robot
but yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:47
fux mcclit
He's trying to talk about Daredevil, guys.
01:01:49
BARFINGLEON
Steve. let's be honest
01:01:50
Robot
Well, it started and then we were like, oh, not all of us finished it.
01:01:51
BARFINGLEON
steveve
01:01:52
fux mcclit
Steve. It's
01:01:54
BARFINGLEON
Steve.
01:01:54
Steve-O
Not all of us have watched this, so that's fair.
01:01:55
BARFINGLEON
Steve.
01:01:56
Robot
Yeah.
01:01:56
Steve-O
I was just trying to get feelings out for it.
01:01:57
BARFINGLEON
Let's be honest.
01:01:58
Robot
right, Chris.
01:01:59
BARFINGLEON
Let's be honest.
01:01:59
Robot
Chris, three episodes how are you feeling about it?
01:02:00
BARFINGLEON
Let's be honest.
01:02:01
Steve-O
Let's be honest.
01:02:09
fux mcclit
all right.
01:02:10
Robot
I would say it would been perfectly watchable. That's kind of how I feel about
01:02:10
BARFINGLEON
It's alright.
01:02:14
Steve-O
The first episode was fun. i had fun with it.
01:02:16
Robot
Yeah.
01:02:17
fux mcclit
How much nostalgia farming is there in this?
01:02:21
Robot
really Not really lot. No. um
01:02:21
BARFINGLEON
Not as much as I thought there would be, actually.
01:02:24
Steve-O
enjoying what's his name showing up. um
01:02:26
fux mcclit
as Has Matt ah fired an RPG at a helicopter yet or no?
01:02:32
Robot
You know, no, but there was a pretty sick fight in the last episode.
01:02:37
Steve-O
Is it like hallway-esque?
01:02:41
BARFINGLEON
no.
01:02:42
Steve-O
Okay.
01:02:42
Robot
No, not really.
01:02:42
fux mcclit
Is Punisher going to be in this season or no?
01:02:44
Robot
don't think he is.
01:02:45
BARFINGLEON
I don't think.
01:02:45
fux mcclit
Wow, they really fucking nerfed Frank, huh?
01:02:46
Steve-O
you're doing they're
01:02:46
Robot
he might he might pop up.
01:02:47
Steve-O
They're doing a Punisher, like, getting their own, like, little, like, mini-show, mini-movie.
01:02:50
Robot
Yeah, he's he's his um he's getting his own, like, one shot.
01:02:50
fux mcclit
They nerfed his ass. Yeah, he's in the fucking he's in the fucking kid children's movie, a Brand New Day, coming out this year.
01:02:58
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no. They're doing one called, like, One Last Kill or something.
01:03:01
BARFINGLEON
I'm a little shocked at the at the lack of anyone this season, to be honest.
01:03:01
Robot
Yeah.
01:03:01
fux mcclit
He's going to be wearing white boots.
01:03:06
Steve-O
Now you get lots of Matthew Lillard.
01:03:08
BARFINGLEON
ah Yeah.
01:03:09
Robot
Hey, hey, Matty Lillard.
01:03:10
Steve-O
Stu Mark is there. Stu Marker.
01:03:12
Robot
I like Matty Lillard.
01:03:12
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. A
01:03:13
Robot
I would also say... um I think, ah I can't think of his name, James Gandolfini's kid. Is it just Anthony?
01:03:21
Steve-O
oh
01:03:22
fux mcclit
James Gandolfini Jr.
01:03:23
BARFINGLEON
little toning.
01:03:24
Robot
Well, yeah.
01:03:24
Steve-O
Tony Jr.
01:03:26
Robot
I think he's actually kind of coming into his own, I think, as an actor a little bit more.
01:03:29
fux mcclit
Anthony.
01:03:31
Robot
And I think it shows.
01:03:31
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he's not bad.
01:03:32
BARFINGLEON
i i You're right.
01:03:32
Robot
he's He's actually been pretty good so far.
01:03:34
fux mcclit
I liked him in the and the other season.
01:03:36
BARFINGLEON
I do still feel like this show is 50-50 with actors.
01:03:41
Robot
Yeah, fair.
01:03:43
Robot
um
01:03:43
BARFINGLEON
and Right down the middle.
01:03:44
BARFINGLEON
Right down the middle.
01:03:44
Robot
But yeah, it's been like,
01:03:45
fux mcclit
Did Foggy show up yet? Because he's in it.
01:03:47
Robot
um
01:03:48
fux mcclit
I know that.
01:03:48
BARFINGLEON
I really hope not.
01:03:49
Robot
I think his corpse keeps showing up in flashbacks.
01:03:51
fux mcclit
I think he's in it.
01:03:53
Robot
oh
01:03:53
BARFINGLEON
don't like him as an actor.
01:03:55
Robot
yeah Yeah, true. um No, but honestly, like, i think it's been pretty good, but I'm not like banging down the doors to screaming at people to go, you got to catch up.
01:04:05
BARFINGLEON
Not however he'll.
01:04:09
BARFINGLEON
That's. I mean I watched the episodes last week. And I completely forgot. like That's.
01:04:14
Robot
Yeah, they kind of, well, there were two, I think, last week, right?
01:04:18
BARFINGLEON
No just one.
01:04:18
Steve-O
No, there was one for the first week and then two this week.
01:04:21
BARFINGLEON
two Two came out this week.
01:04:22
Robot
Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. Like, I just like, oh
01:04:24
Steve-O
And that intimidated me. They said there's two a two this week. Come on, guys.
01:04:28
Robot
that so much
01:04:28
Steve-O
Last time you did two, it was that fucking shitty bank episode.
01:04:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, but Steve, if that was the Penguin, you would have watched both those and been like, yes!
01:04:35
Steve-O
Oh my God, if it was the Penguin, I would have been all about it.
01:04:38
BARFINGLEON
Two episodes, yes!
01:04:39
Steve-O
You're right, you're right. But it was, it's Daredevil.
01:04:40
fux mcclit
Yeah, when's that coming back?
01:04:41
BARFINGLEON
that's never coming back.
01:04:41
Steve-O
It's never come back, dude.
01:04:42
fux mcclit
When's that coming back?
01:04:44
BARFINGLEON
That's over.
01:04:45
Robot
Yeah, David.
01:04:45
fux mcclit
Oh, come on.
01:04:46
Steve-O
You know what, we need to let shows have like the one walk-away home run. Let that be Penguin.
01:04:52
BARFINGLEON
think it's fine. Just let him go. It's fine.
01:04:56
fux mcclit
When's he coming?
01:04:56
BARFINGLEON
It's fine.
01:04:56
Steve-O
Unless if they want to get real freaky with it.
01:04:59
fux mcclit
When's old Ozzy coming back?
01:05:01
BARFINGLEON
Oh, I don't know. I'd love him to come back.
01:05:03
Robot
Yeah. um But yeah, no, Daredevil's been pretty solid.
01:05:05
BARFINGLEON
I love
01:05:07
Robot
I've been really I don't know why, but I've just been really slow rolling. um Invincible.
01:05:15
BARFINGLEON
it. Oh, I watched all that.
01:05:17
Steve-O
Oh, shit.
01:05:17
BARFINGLEON
Devin!
01:05:17
Robot
Okay. um i've been I've been like slow rolling. I don't really know why.
01:05:22
BARFINGLEON
Devin! Oh, I watched something. Oh, my God. I couldn't look away.
01:05:29
Robot
Okay.
01:05:30
BARFINGLEON
Woo! Woo-hoo! Oh, did you read the comics?
01:05:33
Robot
I'm into it. like umm Yes, but I will say i think this season is encroaching on where I like stopped.
01:05:46
Robot
And I'm trying...
01:05:46
BARFINGLEON
Did you watch the second?
01:05:49
Robot
I watched the second episode, which is all Nolan.
01:05:51
BARFINGLEON
No, no, no.
01:05:52
Robot
So I haven't watched the third episode.
01:05:52
BARFINGLEON
this No, no. Devin, did you read the second Conquest fight?
01:05:57
Robot
That's what that's the thing. I don't think I think that's where I like.
01:06:00
BARFINGLEON
Oh
01:06:02
Robot
Yeah, I know. i know.
01:06:04
BARFINGLEON
my god. You're going to shit your fucking pants when you watch that You're going to scream.
01:06:09
Robot
Yeah.
01:06:10
BARFINGLEON
You're going scream.
01:06:10
Robot
No, but dude. Yeah. Invincible is pretty solid.
01:06:15
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's fucking... That show is always good. It's always good. i'm never really been disappointed with it. that You know what? Actually, i was reading somewhere. People really didn't like the hell episode.
01:06:30
Robot
The hell episode?
01:06:32
BARFINGLEON
Did you watch that?
01:06:33
Robot
No, of this season?
01:06:35
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:06:35
Robot
No, I've only watched the first two. is so the Yeah.
01:06:37
BARFINGLEON
Okay. yeah All right. Well, that's all going say. um You watch it. You let me know because I liked it quite a bit.
01:06:47
Robot
Okay. Yeah, again, i have this weird mental thing where I'm like, I'm afraid to just like start watching an episode and be like, ah we're past the point.
01:06:58
Robot
i got a I got a weird hang up. But.
01:07:01
BARFINGLEON
That Conquest bite. Oh my God. Oh my God.
01:07:06
Robot
All right. All right.
01:07:09
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that, that I, I, I was eating, um, I was eating.
01:07:09
Robot
I'm in.
01:07:13
BARFINGLEON
Okay. I was eating the, uh, the new barbecue Doritos. You know, the ones that come in that silver bag. i don't know if you guys are familiar with that.
01:07:25
BARFINGLEON
Uh, they're delicious by the way. It's like an intense barbecue flavor. Anyway, I stopped eating. All right. That's the a because it was I was like, oh, like, who?
01:07:40
Robot
You were disgusted.
01:07:41
BARFINGLEON
A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Wow.
01:07:48
Robot
So would you say that's the best thing you've been watching ah lately?
01:07:48
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:07:49
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:07:56
BARFINGLEON
As like TV, as far as TV goes.
01:07:57
Robot
Yeah, TV-wise, TV. watch yeah tv
01:07:59
BARFINGLEON
Um, uh, you know what?
01:08:04
Robot
I'm looking at my list of things I'm currently watching and I would say Invincible's, but even only two episodes I'm like, yeah.
01:08:09
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yep. a Pretty easily. I can't think of anything else.
01:08:18
Robot
Did you guys, Steve and Sean, did you guys keep, are you caught up on Invincible or you're like way behind?
01:08:23
Steve-O
No, I'm a few seasons behind.
01:08:24
fux mcclit
No.
01:08:24
Robot
Wow. I didn't know we had a bunch of fake fans in here.
01:08:29
fux mcclit
No.
01:08:30
Steve-O
i was too busy watching 1985's Mama Fell Off the Train.
01:08:31
fux mcclit
I don't claim to be one.
01:08:36
Steve-O
That's not name of the movie.
01:08:36
BARFINGLEON
That came out and knock in the 90s.
01:08:36
Robot
aha
01:08:38
Steve-O
attention Throw Mama from the train.
01:08:42
BARFINGLEON
Danny DeVito, Billy Crystal.
01:08:44
Steve-O
Ah! No, I want to watch Invincible. don't know why i fell off.
01:08:49
Robot
Well, I know why you felt...
01:08:50
Steve-O
i think I think Chris gave us Chris was watching a season and he was like... When Chris's fate started to shake into one...
01:08:54
Robot
No, na no, i'll tell you exactly I'll tell you exactly what happened. Season 2 did the worst thing, which is like, it took a really long time for Season 2 to come out, and then they took like a six-week break.
01:09:01
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, they took a break. They killed everybody. But it was still good!
01:09:08
Robot
It was, but still, it doesn't like...
01:09:10
BARFINGLEON
I know, know, I know.
01:09:13
Robot
Ugh.
01:09:14
Steve-O
The audience is like a ah plant. You have to water it once a week or mostly daily.
01:09:18
BARFINGLEON
This... Devin, I'm going to go out and I'm going to put my foot out into the wood chipper. What?
01:09:28
Steve-O
In the woodchip.
01:09:28
BARFINGLEON
um I think this is the best voice animated show I've i've seen consistently.
01:09:37
Robot
Okay.
01:09:39
BARFINGLEON
Like as as far as the talent and what they're able to do with it, with their voices in this, I think it's consistently the best voice acted anything I've watched.
01:09:47
Robot
Yeah.
01:09:53
Robot
Sure. No, that's that's pretty fair.
01:09:54
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. you think that's fair?
01:09:57
Robot
I mean, with with your lack of anime exposure, yeah, I think that's fair.
01:10:02
BARFINGLEON
well, you know, I'm not watching dubs out here like you.
01:10:05
Robot
All right.
01:10:06
Steve-O
I mean, you know, to be fair, you know, are we are we talking about like Studio Ghibli movies? Or are we just saying shows?
01:10:14
BARFINGLEON
I'm saying shows like consistently like this is always not only is it consistently the actors that they picked have been getting better, but they've been adding higher profile voices on that are wonderful.
01:10:15
Steve-O
They're shows, okay.
01:10:30
Steve-O
don't
01:10:30
BARFINGLEON
That treat it like with respect and make a character with their voices.
01:10:34
fux mcclit
Thank
01:10:35
Steve-O
Yeah, I mean, they they knocked out of that park with like everybody they cast in the beginning, like right out the gate. So I imagine they're just with more momentum.
01:10:44
BARFINGLEON
It's like, not only are they picking like classic, wonderful voice actors like Clancy Brown, but they're also going out of their way and picking like actors to fill certain roles to add that personality.
01:10:59
BARFINGLEON
That's like, to me, it's the best of both worlds.
01:11:03
Steve-O
That's the best. That's the best of the best.
01:11:05
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I think so. But, you know, um what do we got coming out this week? We got the boys. Last season starting April 8th, I want to say.
01:11:15
Robot
I'm hearing good things too. Yeah. Which is like Wednesday.
01:11:18
Steve-O
People are talking boys, Identity V. They're talking about all this stuff coming to a head.
01:11:23
BARFINGLEON
Steve, big old Homelander fan over here.
01:11:24
Robot
What the fuck? See, why did you sound like a Gotham goon?
01:11:26
Steve-O
um Hey, everybody.
01:11:28
BARFINGLEON
Homelander head.
01:11:30
Steve-O
I'm about to do my spinoff podcast. It's called the Anti-Fanboys Boys. boys
01:11:36
BARFINGLEON
Get you.
01:11:36
fux mcclit
Thank you.
01:11:37
BARFINGLEON
Read all about it.
01:11:38
Steve-O
I haven't seen anything since like the first couple seasons. so I
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01:11:43
Steve-O
can't help here either.
01:11:43
Robot
The boys is another man. It's another... really solid. ah
01:11:49
BARFINGLEON
Last season, and was was it was starting to you were starting to see the the pieces fall off the the ship, though.
01:11:55
Robot
Yeah, but like it's still definitely watchable and and yeah, now it's now it's ending quote unquote.
01:12:02
Steve-O
They called it. They caught it before it turned into like too long nonsense show.
01:12:07
Robot
And regardless, it's still going to be better than whatever whatever that show was or whatever the comic was.
01:12:07
BARFINGLEON
I agree.
01:12:14
BARFINGLEON
Of course. Well, that's that's a low bar, Devin.
01:12:15
Robot
Actually, i do wonder I do wonder, Chris, I don't know if you remember how the comic ends, but I wonder if they're going to go in that direction.
01:12:23
BARFINGLEON
I had no idea how the comic ends.
01:12:25
Robot
Okay.
01:12:26
Robot
Yeah,
01:12:26
BARFINGLEON
I stopped reading that ah very quickly.
01:12:29
Robot
yeah I stuck through it. i stuck through it. But, yeah, it ends. it We're so off the reservation in terms of where it follows. I'm i'm kind of curious. But, um yeah, yeah.
01:12:45
Robot
But no, dude, I've been watching um get Daredevil, Invincible. Still watching Scrubs. I'm still that guy.
01:12:54
BARFINGLEON
Gotta scrub yourself down.
01:12:54
Robot
ah Dude, it's...
01:12:55
Steve-O
New scrubs.
01:12:57
BARFINGLEON
Oh, speaking of scrubs, I did watch a show ah that's like scrubs, but more serious.
01:12:58
Robot
yes
01:13:04
BARFINGLEON
um It's called The Pit. i I did try that.
01:13:07
Robot
Yes! Yeah, what what do you think?
01:13:08
Steve-O
Okay. Yeah. I watched the first season of the pit too.
01:13:10
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah, I heard that that show was good.
01:13:12
Robot
What do you think?
01:13:12
BARFINGLEON
I, um okay, I'm gonna, i'm a I might be high on my oats here, but I did not like that show at all.
01:13:21
Robot
At all. Whoa,
01:13:22
BARFINGLEON
one One million percent no. One million percent no.
01:13:24
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:13:25
Robot
okay. well
01:13:26
fux mcclit
Is it too realistic?
01:13:26
BARFINGLEON
i've
01:13:27
fux mcclit
Is it hyper-realistic for you?
01:13:28
BARFINGLEON
act The opposite. I think it it's got like the it's got like the the law and order thing where like people are just moving all the time and talking.
01:13:39
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:13:40
fux mcclit
Right.
01:13:40
BARFINGLEON
it's I just don't i don't like that. i don't. I don't like the the constant medical jargon. i don't like the the the dumb drama.
01:13:51
BARFINGLEON
I don't like the really the characters really cliche. don't know. I don't know.
01:13:58
Robot
You didn't like that it was... is Wait, did you watch you watch just season one?
01:14:02
BARFINGLEON
I watched the first two episodes.
01:14:04
Robot
Oh. Okay.
01:14:07
BARFINGLEON
um I'm not.
01:14:07
Robot
I guess that makes sense, right? If you don't like it, like, why the hell are you gonna...
01:14:09
fux mcclit
I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:10
Steve-O
yeah I mean, like that's like that's like the entirety of the show.
01:14:11
fux mcclit
wow
01:14:12
Robot
know it's just funny It's funny, though, because, like, I was i was really digging it
01:14:13
Steve-O
You're not wrong.
01:14:14
BARFINGLEON
it's It felt like yeah ER. r It felt like an old show.
01:14:17
Robot
Yeah, but it's it's funny that you say that, though, because I was, like, really vibing with it, but Jenny would just, every time she would walk in the room, they're doing something aggressively gory because it's an HBO hospital show.
01:14:18
BARFINGLEON
it felt like a show was...
01:14:31
Robot
And she's like, oh, turn this off! And I was like, all right, think weve worth this isn't worth getting yelled at.
01:14:34
BARFINGLEON
na no, Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hey, Devin, hit the brakes. that's I like that stuff.
01:14:40
Robot
No, no, I'm saying for me, like, that's why I stopped watching it. Because, like, Jenny just was like...
01:14:44
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
01:14:46
Robot
I just was getting yelled at every time it was on because she was like, I can't handle this.
01:14:46
BARFINGLEON
Oh. i don't I don't... I like that... The guy who had the floating face, like I was in on that. like That's rad as shit, but like...
01:14:54
Robot
Okay. All right, psycho dude.
01:14:57
BARFINGLEON
It's all the other dumb shit I was i was feeling.
01:14:58
Robot
Ew.
01:15:01
BARFINGLEON
I don't know. It's not my cup. Not my cup. i i don't I never really liked those procedural... medical procedural dramas.
01:15:11
Robot
Yeah.
01:15:12
Steve-O
Less drama, more Mambo. Number five.
01:15:16
BARFINGLEON
Yo, let's see them all dancing.
01:15:18
fux mcclit
Yes.
01:15:20
BARFINGLEON
Because that's what it's all about.
01:15:21
fux mcclit
Yes.
01:15:21
BARFINGLEON
Lights dance.
01:15:22
Steve-O
It's, you know, it's um Noah Wiley's character in that show.
01:15:22
BARFINGLEON
That's how you heal.
01:15:25
Robot
Oh.
01:15:27
Steve-O
is He's just like too good doctor.
01:15:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he's a Mary Sue, right?
01:15:33
Steve-O
Yeah, kind of.
01:15:35
BARFINGLEON
Like every problem that crops up is only dramatic for as long as he's not there.
01:15:42
Steve-O
Get to good doctor who's here.
01:15:44
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, what's
01:15:44
Steve-O
Just get him to do everything.
01:15:46
BARFINGLEON
Hire a confident person to help that man.
01:15:48
Steve-O
At least House was miserable to work with.
01:15:52
BARFINGLEON
And you see, i that's why I like House. Because he's an asshole. like that That turned the whole hospital drama on its head because...
01:15:59
Steve-O
He would look at you and say, you got gout. And you'd be like, fuck.
01:16:01
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, and he'd make fun of you and be sarcastic and play fucking Game Boy Advance all the time.
01:16:07
Robot
okay
01:16:07
Steve-O
Also...
01:16:08
BARFINGLEON
That shit I would do. I related to him.
01:16:10
Steve-O
Better theme song.
01:16:12
Robot
Oh, man.
01:16:12
BARFINGLEON
Way better theme song.
01:16:13
Robot
Yeah, that theme song. It hurts, dude.
01:16:16
fux mcclit
Yeah, Massive Attack.
01:16:17
BARFINGLEON
He had character.
01:16:17
fux mcclit
That's the artist.
01:16:18
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:16:18
BARFINGLEON
You know what I mean? he had character. He felt real.
01:16:21
Robot
Yeah, Hudson.
01:16:21
Steve-O
Whatever happened to Hugh Laurie?
01:16:24
BARFINGLEON
He turned back into a British person.
01:16:24
Robot
I think he just... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Yvonne.
01:16:28
Steve-O
Did we trade him back for like...
01:16:30
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:16:30
Steve-O
we we No, no, no.
01:16:32
BARFINGLEON
He morphed back.
01:16:32
Robot
We traded him back for Robert Downing Jr., I think.
01:16:36
Steve-O
What?
01:16:37
BARFINGLEON
you
01:16:37
Steve-O
We traded for Robert Downey?
01:16:38
Robot
Yeah, were he we're like, listen, we gave you Sherlock.
01:16:39
BARFINGLEON
i
01:16:42
BARFINGLEON
That's a deep trade.
01:16:42
Robot
Then we had house, but like we need, we need them back.
01:16:44
BARFINGLEON
That's a deep trade.
01:16:46
Steve-O
I feel like we got Matt Barry and we were like, we don't need another British guy.
01:16:50
BARFINGLEON
I think it was, I think Benedict Cumberbatch was his Grim Reaper.
01:16:50
Steve-O
We've got the best one.
01:16:54
Steve-O
Oh, you think he did a, he did a killing.
01:16:57
BARFINGLEON
I think he, likes like, yes.
01:16:58
Robot
yeah oh my God.
01:17:01
BARFINGLEON
Like, he came along and he was like, that guy sounded like a frog?
01:17:06
Steve-O
We used to really be into Sherlock.
01:17:06
BARFINGLEON
Put him in everything.
01:17:08
Steve-O
Sherlock.
01:17:10
BARFINGLEON
I know, and...
01:17:10
Robot
Yeah, but but then what happened is what always happened. It got real bad.
01:17:15
BARFINGLEON
He got shitty.
01:17:16
Robot
Yeah.
01:17:16
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:17:16
Steve-O
God, shitty. theyy because They couldn't stick it. And like, that's the thing too. That's like a BBC show. Like their whole thing is they do two seasons and they're done and you couldn't even get that landing.
01:17:28
BARFINGLEON
Well, that's the the issue, I think, with the writer of that show more than anything, right?
01:17:33
Steve-O
That's fair. That's fair.
01:17:34
BARFINGLEON
He had a hard time holding, sticking the landing in in in general.
01:17:38
Steve-O
That was um the Dr. Who guy, right?
01:17:41
BARFINGLEON
Doctor Who. Yeah, what was his name? David something.
01:17:44
Robot
Moffat?
01:17:44
Steve-O
David T. Moffat.
01:17:45
BARFINGLEON
Moffat.
01:17:45
Robot
Yeah, Steven Moffat.
01:17:46
BARFINGLEON
He, Steve, was it Stephen Moffat?
01:17:46
Robot
was the moth, dude.
01:17:50
fux mcclit
Yeah, it's Steven Moffat.
01:17:50
BARFINGLEON
No.
01:17:51
fux mcclit
It's Steven Moffat.
01:17:51
Steve-O
I'm thinking of Russell T Davies, the other Doctor Who guy.
01:17:52
BARFINGLEON
Is it? Well, okay.
01:17:53
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:17:54
BARFINGLEON
Okay. Yeah, he just never felt like he really could could stick to the end.
01:17:58
fux mcclit
He fell off the face of the planet. He got canceled. We'll just say he got canceled.
01:18:01
Robot
Oh, no, I think I'd rather be like, I just wasn't successful.
01:18:02
BARFINGLEON
He got canceled?
01:18:06
Robot
Don't fucking say I got canceled. That's bad.
01:18:10
BARFINGLEON
You make too many bad Sherlock's and Doctor Who's.
01:18:10
fux mcclit
He got canceled.
01:18:13
BARFINGLEON
that's That's what the... Okay, I was thinking of him.
01:18:17
fux mcclit
That's the guy that brought it back.
01:18:18
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:18:18
fux mcclit
Yeah. But Steven Moffat, they went, he would, he would, he was the ringer.
01:18:20
BARFINGLEON
That's right.
01:18:24
fux mcclit
He would write the one, he would do the one episode.
01:18:24
Steve-O
He was the golden child. Yeah.
01:18:25
BARFINGLEON
See, he would write...
01:18:27
fux mcclit
He would do the one episode that would win the award, all the awards each season.
01:18:27
BARFINGLEON
That's...
01:18:31
fux mcclit
And then they were like, you know what? Why don't you make every episode? And then it just fell off a cliff.
01:18:35
Steve-O
it You can't do that. You can't have the guy who does the bangers write every one because not everyone can be a banger.
01:18:37
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:18:37
BARFINGLEON
I got one!
01:18:43
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:18:44
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:18:44
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. I think the first the first two seasons were very clever of Sherlock, though.
01:18:51
Robot
Yeah.
01:18:51
BARFINGLEON
I think so.
01:18:52
Steve-O
clever.
01:18:52
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:18:52
Steve-O
it's fun. That's good time.
01:18:53
BARFINGLEON
They were fine. And then the third, whatever the third abortion was, that that that was too much, obviously.
01:18:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:59
fux mcclit
With the wedding and everything.
01:19:00
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that was.
01:19:01
fux mcclit
Ugh.
01:19:01
BARFINGLEON
And then the the period piece episode where it's in the past.
01:19:05
fux mcclit
Ugh.
01:19:05
BARFINGLEON
Oh, God, that was bad.
01:19:06
Steve-O
And we didn't trade Benedict Cumberbatch back.
01:19:06
fux mcclit
Gross.
01:19:09
Steve-O
We kept him.
01:19:10
BARFINGLEON
Well, we kept him because he got locked into Marvel.
01:19:13
Steve-O
Fuck, man. Dude, we should have locked in Hugh Laurie in a Marvel.
01:19:16
BARFINGLEON
I know. Doctor Strange, i think he would known a little better.
01:19:20
Steve-O
That would have been fun. Oh, my God.
01:19:22
BARFINGLEON
I would have been a little better.
01:19:22
Steve-O
Just like a really fucking grumpy Doctor Strange.
01:19:23
BARFINGLEON
Devin, I think it would have been a little better.
01:19:25
Robot
I know, I know.
01:19:26
BARFINGLEON
think it would have been a little better.
01:19:27
Robot
What do you want me to say?
01:19:30
BARFINGLEON
I'm just saying, bro.
01:19:30
Robot
i don't have control over those things.
01:19:34
BARFINGLEON
Why we trade him, Devin? That's all I'm saying.
01:19:36
Robot
I know, I know, I know. you know what? you know what i i So I've been talking about this, or I've been trying, i guess, not to talk about this, but like I've been like i've been in like a video game funk.
01:19:48
Robot
maybe just a funking general and my my kind of coping mechanism has been like playing space marine 2 like multiplayer like a lot at right right right so i mentioned it but i've been doing it for like two months now and i'm like no i'm just i'm just for the love of the game baby but um
01:19:58
BARFINGLEON
you been You talked about this last week, too.
01:20:05
BARFINGLEON
Are you getting paid to do this, though?
01:20:07
Steve-O
Yeah, isn't it sponsorship?
01:20:09
BARFINGLEON
Shit.
01:20:10
Steve-O
is like my dude wipe sponsorship that I don't have.
01:20:12
Robot
is running it out you're running shit so no no so i i've been doing that right but i'm like dude i i think i gotta i need a break i need to change the scenery so uh i bit the bullet there was a sale and then i chose to buy nothing that was on sale uh and i bought god of war sons of sparta and power wash simulator too um because power wash is
01:20:13
Steve-O
Okay.
01:20:15
BARFINGLEON
Wipe your butt at least 50 times.
01:20:37
Steve-O
Okay.
01:20:39
fux mcclit
And Powerwatch Simulator 2 is better, right?
01:20:42
Robot
I haven't put enough time into it, but Power Wash Simulator is a wonderful audiobook slash podcast game.
01:20:44
fux mcclit
Dang.
01:20:50
Robot
Like, you're just just vibing out and doing that. But...
01:20:53
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:20:54
Robot
Yeah, no, I finally said, you know, I'm going to give Sons a Sparta a shot. I knew I was going to buy it. I just was like, I couldn't convince myself to buy it like day zero without at least hearing how it was.
01:21:06
Robot
um And I think people are saying that's like a seven. I think some, maybe the Metacritic scores somewhere in the sevens. um I think it it's a little bit higher than that.
01:21:17
Robot
This is a pretty good game.
01:21:19
Steve-O
This the one that looks like a fucking like mobile game from like the early two thousand
01:21:19
Robot
do.
01:21:22
Robot
See, that's the problem, right? Is it looks a lot better than you think when you're actually playing it. But to me, a lot of it's in like the design, like the designs aren't that interesting.
01:21:32
fux mcclit
Thank you.
01:21:37
Robot
Like Kratos is interesting because he's white skinned and has these fucking blades attached to his arms and he's whirling around.
01:21:44
BARFINGLEON
Oh, boy.
01:21:46
Robot
He's doing dope shit. you're playing like 15 year old Kratos who has a shaved head and a toga and a spear and shield. And it's like, listen, they're trying this.
01:22:00
Robot
The plot's not super interesting, but it's not uninteresting. And yeah.
01:22:05
BARFINGLEON
So if you don't mind, um what I'm gathering here is when he gets darker, you don't like him?
01:22:12
Robot
No, it's no, no, no.
01:22:13
Steve-O
Oh, Devin.
01:22:13
Robot
Because he's even interesting he,
01:22:15
fux mcclit
Damn. Damn.
01:22:16
Robot
he
01:22:16
fux mcclit
damn
01:22:17
Robot
He's an adult, though when he's still dark. He's still interesting. But it's just he gets super interesting when, the you know, the ashes of his family are put on his skin forever.
01:22:26
BARFINGLEON
Oh, okay.
01:22:28
Robot
That's that's pretty hard to top.
01:22:29
BARFINGLEON
Okay. That's just wanted to clarify that.
01:22:31
Robot
And I don't think I don't think you can make that a race thing. I think that's just objectively more interesting. I mean, hey, who am I? Who am I to say? Right. when an old Greek witch curses you, you know, who who am I?
01:22:46
Robot
Right. um But it's like a, it's like a Metro Metroidvania esque type game. This game is shockingly fucking hard that, or I'm pretty bad at these types of games.
01:22:59
Robot
It could be a mix of both, but I'm just, I'm running around going in these areas, just doing dope shit. Um,
01:23:06
fux mcclit
Thank you.
01:23:08
Robot
Yeah, it's it's been kind of my game for the last like week or so. And it's it's been a solid time. I'd say this is definitely not... The problem is is I think people are like super down on it because it's not a fucking generational 93 plus type of game like 2018 and Ragnarok were.
01:23:31
Robot
And even some of the PS2 games. But it's like I'm like, dude, I don't know, man. I'm just... I'm digging it. It's scratching an itch. It's the voice acting. It's pretty solid. um It's just like visually it's not super interesting and the combat is not bad, but there's like some decisions that are made with both button layout and just like, don't know.
01:23:56
Robot
Everything's like two fucking squid, not squishy, but like it's the opposite, right? Everything's like a, Like a meat shield. Like ah it's, it takes too many hits to fucking kill any.
01:24:07
Steve-O
too tanky.
01:24:08
Robot
yeah Yeah. Everything's just like too tanky. And I'm like, come on, Like, let me get out of this. So I'm digging, I'm at the point where I have like most of the upgrades in terms of navigation.
01:24:21
Robot
So now just going back to all the areas and doing some of my worst habits, which is like, I could have beat the game two days ago, but like,
01:24:30
Steve-O
You're a completionist, dude.
01:24:31
Robot
Yeah, it's it's irritating. um
01:24:34
Steve-O
Plus also, like you're saying, like there's a gaming drought right now. you know After Requiem, you know there's not much to touch.
01:24:39
Robot
Yeah, like Crimson Desert was like kind of a
01:24:41
BARFINGLEON
the hell are you playing, Steve?
01:24:43
Steve-O
um Again, like gaming drought a little bit. I'm waiting um in six days the Tomodachi life for the Switch comes out. and I'm excited to make some some guys in that and see the Sims-like nonsense spawn from it.
01:25:00
BARFINGLEON
Steve, i don't want to make guys. When when is that Forbidden Solitaire game coming out?
01:25:03
Steve-O
Oh, that's coming out this month too.
01:25:05
BARFINGLEON
Is it really?
01:25:06
Steve-O
Oh yeah, dude. So you'll be doing that.
01:25:08
Robot
Oh, Steve, are you still... had If you don't want to get super deep into it, I understand, but like are you still kind of deep into the Dead by Daylight stuff?
01:25:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:25:19
Robot
Aren't they like coming out with like a big change coming?
01:25:20
Steve-O
Yeah. Um, you know, they're doing, they're doing updates all the time. Uh, they're most,
01:25:28
Robot
feel like at read something like... like oh it's like 10 years are coming up, but I feel like they're doing like a reboot, but like...
01:25:36
Steve-O
No. So just this week, they said um to IGN that they would never do a Dead by Daylight 2.
01:25:43
Robot
Like a two, right? Yeah, yeah.
01:25:46
Steve-O
So they're focusing on their game.
01:25:46
Robot
I'm sorry. yeah They're doing a, this is what I was reading, a significant matchmaking rework.
01:25:48
Steve-O
like the
01:25:53
Robot
A reimagination of how the game is played is what, yeah, I'll post it, but I don't know.
01:25:57
Steve-O
I have not heard this.
01:26:02
Robot
They're just like, yeah, we've been doing this for like 10 years. We're going to switch some things up a little bit.
01:26:07
BARFINGLEON
We're going to put the slobs with the sweats.
01:26:08
Steve-O
Yeah, they're they've been they've been tinkering stuff a little bit. They're trying to implement new balance stuff, um you know adding new maps, seeing what works, what doesn't work. so ah
01:26:20
Robot
Yeah, upcoming.
01:26:22
Steve-O
I'm excited to see what they have for the 10th anniversary.
01:26:22
Robot
weeks
01:26:25
Steve-O
I'm hoping that this is the year we get Jason.
01:26:29
BARFINGLEON
Mmm.
01:26:29
Robot
Yeah.
01:26:31
Steve-O
Unfortunately, they just lost Mike Myers and Pinhead.
01:26:33
BARFINGLEON
Borees?
01:26:36
Steve-O
um
01:26:36
Robot
Well, well, like, well, what if you already bought them?
01:26:38
Steve-O
If you already bought them, you get to keep them forever. It's just any new players who come to dead by daylight will not be able to get the Halloween chapter because of the new Halloween game.
01:26:41
Robot
OK.
01:26:48
Robot
I was wondering because of the Halloween game.
01:26:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:26:51
BARFINGLEON
Steve scenario. You get a Jason. It's Jason Sudeikis. You get Ted Lasso. It's called the coach.
01:26:57
Steve-O
I'm in. I'm in.
01:26:58
BARFINGLEON
All right.
01:26:59
Steve-O
That sounds like, you know what? It's going to be a hoot and a holler of a time. I know others would be upset, but at least, you know, you get that little accent.
01:27:03
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he's fine.
01:27:07
BARFINGLEON
Taps that sign.
01:27:08
Steve-O
The problem though, is if you hit him with a pallet, he gets a panic attack and that would be rough.
01:27:08
BARFINGLEON
That's this. That's Maury.
01:27:13
BARFINGLEON
Calls his wife.
01:27:13
Robot
All right.
01:27:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:27:19
Robot
All
01:27:19
BARFINGLEON
That's all right.
01:27:19
BARFINGLEON
That's a good pick.
01:27:20
Steve-O
But, you know, definitely stuff to check in on throughout the year.
01:27:24
Robot
right. Solid. so No, that was just, i was in yeah.
01:27:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:27:27
Robot
what What did he say specifically? It's a game about scenarios, game about being matched.
01:27:30
Steve-O
i'm looking I'm looking for other things coming out this month.
01:27:33
Robot
Okay, just matchmaking stuff.
01:27:36
Steve-O
On the 17th, Pragmata comes out, which is, again, ah Capcom, you get one in February, you get one in April. Come on, guys. Save some room for the other gamers.
01:27:45
Robot
yeah ah um'm I'm telling you you guys should should at least try the demo. Just to get a handle on how the fucking combat works.
01:27:53
Steve-O
I saw their little April Fool's joke.
01:27:53
Robot
does it
01:27:56
Robot
Yeah, yeah. Joke as in parenthesis.
01:28:00
BARFINGLEON
Leon's got a wig.
01:28:00
Steve-O
AKA costume for Mega Man in Pragmata. Those are dirty dogs.
01:28:05
Robot
Those dirty dogs.
01:28:08
Steve-O
And then next month, May, you got Lego Batman coming out and you, come on, come on.
01:28:12
BARFINGLEON
like bad man
01:28:14
Robot
Oh, okay.
01:28:15
Steve-O
Absolute Batman costume.
01:28:15
Robot
Okay.
01:28:16
Steve-O
Come on. Absolute Batman Lego.
01:28:17
BARFINGLEON
Does he really have one?
01:28:18
Steve-O
No, they got I'm saying I'm begging for it.
01:28:19
BARFINGLEON
Whew. oh st
01:28:21
Steve-O
Give me a big old, like the Hulk Lego.
01:28:27
Steve-O
If they don't, I'll be disappointed.
01:28:30
BARFINGLEON
Everybody's got be pushing that now.
01:28:32
Steve-O
Also Forza Horizon 6 coming out on in May.
01:28:35
BARFINGLEON
Fart. So you got to fart.
01:28:36
Steve-O
So I'm going to be driving around in in Japan. It's going to look nice, I bet.
01:28:40
BARFINGLEON
Art to Horizon 5. Farting for a dream.
01:28:44
Steve-O
So Devin, I was begging you before the podcast. I said, Devin, Devin, do you got any more boat game for us?
01:28:47
Robot
You were begging me.
01:28:51
Robot
I do have, I'm actually putting, it's funny you say that. ah The finishing touches as I'm doing a double check right now.
01:28:56
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:28:59
Steve-O
Oh, double check in, double check in the boat game. So if you are not familiar with our previous two, I'm i'm trying to remember the name of it.
01:29:01
Robot
Yeah.
01:29:07
Steve-O
ah You call it sink or swim.
01:29:07
Robot
I call it sink or swim. Yeah.
01:29:09
Steve-O
I like, I love it.
01:29:09
Robot
Sink or swim.
01:29:10
Steve-O
That's kind of a good, good game show name.
01:29:10
BARFINGLEON
Sink or swim. Yeah, that's fair.
01:29:13
Steve-O
But what Devin does for us is Devin gives us a scenario where we are on a lifeboat. Each of us have our own lifeboat. There's only room for two other ah people on the lifeboat and we are going around and we are saving, um beloved movies, beloved games, but anything we don't give a rat's butt about, we kind of just let it sink.
01:29:37
Steve-O
So
01:29:37
BARFINGLEON
Alert. Alert. We ate Tim in the last game, so no more Tim's booing.
01:29:40
Robot
We did Tim's dinghy officially.
01:29:42
Steve-O
no more Tim's buoy, no more Tim's dinghy.
01:29:43
BARFINGLEON
Dingy, excuse me.
01:29:46
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, both those things are gone.
01:29:46
Robot
So, so I took a list.
01:29:46
Steve-O
All of Tim's gone.
01:29:49
fux mcclit
alert alert
01:29:50
Robot
um I think it was initially 75 plus. I've cut it down. I cut it down to about 23.
01:29:57
BARFINGLEON
Ooh, that's a hefty one.
01:29:58
Robot
That's
01:29:58
BARFINGLEON
That's probably the biggest one we've done thus far, correct?
01:30:01
Robot
that's what I mean. So I cut it down because there's a lot of stuff I just knew wasn't going to make the cut. So it's like, listen, listen, No one's going to swing for this, so we don't want to worry about it.
01:30:11
Robot
But um I chose to do video games that are within the seven. so there's a term i've I've heard on the Internet, and I'm a fan of this.
01:30:27
Robot
It's called swimming in sevens.
01:30:27
fux mcclit
Seven. Swimming in six sevens.
01:30:30
Robot
so So women in sevens, there's some notable sevens on here. Now, again, but the range 2000 to or
01:30:42
Robot
Yeah, so early 2000s.
01:30:42
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
01:30:45
Robot
I had, so earlier, you know, when I was kind of prepping some of this stuff, I was trying to do the 90s. But the issue is what i I thought it was. And it's like Metacritic wasn't a thing until 2001. So we were dealing with a lot of like skewed scores and it just kind of wasn't.
01:31:07
BARFINGLEON
Like the 70s were really bad.
01:31:10
Robot
Yeah, like a lot of games were like 94, but they had 12 reviews instead of like 170 reviews.
01:31:10
BARFINGLEON
If there were any.
01:31:16
BARFINGLEON
Gotcha.
01:31:17
Robot
like So, i you know, I said, let's just do kind don't want to say slap this together, but, ah you know.
01:31:17
BARFINGLEON
Fair.
01:31:23
BARFINGLEON
ah Devin, ah the last video game, or Swim, we did, was that 2010 to 2020? What was that?
01:31:30
Robot
I believe so. um and me see.
01:31:33
BARFINGLEON
Okay. Okay. Just so I know, I'm getting some reference.
01:31:35
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, so this is this is a new new decade for games.
01:31:40
BARFINGLEON
New decade.
01:31:41
Robot
Uh, cause I think we did two.
01:31:41
BARFINGLEON
And you said the sevens, right? Seven Ds on Metacritic.
01:31:43
Robot
Yeah. Sevens. So, and I think we kind of did this with movies last week, I think about maybe, maybe even the decade was different because last week we, so hold on, Chris, you saved.
01:31:53
BARFINGLEON
Was that 70s too?
01:31:59
Robot
Oh man.
01:32:00
BARFINGLEON
The other guys and...
01:32:02
Robot
Yeah. There's Tim's dinghy. Okay.
01:32:04
BARFINGLEON
Oh, Dread.
01:32:04
Robot
Wait,
01:32:06
BARFINGLEON
I say the other guys and Dread.
01:32:06
Robot
Oh, okay, yeah. so We did we did um whatever era, Fallout New Vegas, Dead Space, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead.
01:32:13
Steve-O
It's like 2010 to 2019, I believe.
01:32:15
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:15
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Truth.
01:32:16
Robot
yeah
01:32:18
BARFINGLEON
Truth.
01:32:18
Robot
Oh, no.
01:32:20
Steve-O
You okay?
01:32:21
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.
01:32:23
Steve-O
Oh, not okay.
01:32:23
Robot
Hold on.
01:32:23
fux mcclit
Oh
01:32:24
BARFINGLEON
You checking your math?
01:32:24
fux mcclit
2000, 2009.
01:32:24
Steve-O
Uh-oh.
01:32:24
BARFINGLEON
do You checking your math?
01:32:25
Robot
No, I just want to make sure that I didn't goof.
01:32:28
BARFINGLEON
Checking to make sure. Check that list.
01:32:29
Steve-O
These are all the same games again. Oh, no.
01:32:31
Robot
No, no, no, they're not. They're not.
01:32:33
BARFINGLEON
He's going Santa Claus this. Check that list twice.
01:32:34
Robot
Okay. oh god All right. So again, to clarify, 2000, 2009, Metacritic score within 70 to 79.
01:32:48
Robot
All right.
01:32:49
BARFINGLEON
Wonderful.
01:32:51
Robot
And again, the rules, we'll just quickly state.
01:32:52
fux mcclit
nine
01:32:54
Robot
The ship is sinking.
01:32:55
BARFINGLEON
John, pop that Zinn, bud.
01:32:55
fux mcclit
yeah We didn't do this decade already?
01:32:56
Robot
Each player only gets...
01:32:59
BARFINGLEON
No, no, we did 2010, 2019.
01:32:59
Robot
No, we did it for movies, I think.
01:33:00
BARFINGLEON
And then and then movies we did.
01:33:02
Robot
Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Yeah, we never we have not done Yeah.
01:33:07
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, we have not for anything.
01:33:09
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:12
Robot
I found i found both a previous lists. That's why.
01:33:12
BARFINGLEON
So.
01:33:14
BARFINGLEON
Everybody pop your Zins, all right?
01:33:16
Robot
So, again, the ship is sinking. Each player only gets two spots on the lifeboat.
01:33:18
fux mcclit
let me do that.
01:33:21
Robot
We're going through the list one by one. We are playing with sink or swim for each game. Once the Spock are filled, you must lobby, bribe, guilt trip, or dramatically plead with other players to save your remaining favorite.
01:33:27
fux mcclit
Let me freshen up.
01:33:29
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, freshen up.
01:33:34
BARFINGLEON
Yeah,
01:33:34
Robot
No mercy. The water's cold. Choose wisely. Try to choose wisely. Okay.
01:33:41
fux mcclit
Freshen up those lip pillows, guys.
01:33:42
Robot
Yeah.
01:33:43
fux mcclit
Let's do this.
01:33:43
Robot
And I'm pulling up.
01:33:44
BARFINGLEON
let's start kissing some ass. That's really what this is all about.
01:33:46
Steve-O
Oh my god.
01:33:47
Robot
Yeah, and I'm pulling up the the original.
01:33:49
fux mcclit
Yeah, damn.
01:33:49
Robot
i thought I'm so glad. I thought I deleted the original list, but I didn't.
01:33:53
Steve-O
You gotta hold on to those now.
01:33:55
Robot
I know.
01:33:55
Steve-O
That's gold.
01:33:55
Robot
So we're going to do Chris, Steve, John, Devin.
01:34:02
fux mcclit
Tim's dinghy.
01:34:03
Robot
In order of...
01:34:03
BARFINGLEON
By the way, ah both of these games, both these games, fellas, I want to say, ah for both for both of these games we played, the date
01:34:04
Steve-O
No, Tim's ding is gone, John.
01:34:06
Robot
Dude.
01:34:08
fux mcclit
are you deleting Tim's dinghy?
01:34:09
Steve-O
We ate him
01:34:10
Robot
We ate him last week.
01:34:14
fux mcclit
So it's Stin's lifeboat now.
01:34:15
Steve-O
thins dingy
01:34:17
BARFINGLEON
the the day after in the shower, i over I thought about it again. Totally locked in on all of them. So we did we did really well.
01:34:24
Robot
like you felt good?
01:34:25
BARFINGLEON
I felt good about everything, yeah. I was happy with everybody's decisions.
01:34:30
Steve-O
Yeah, i feel like we haven't made a mistake yet.
01:34:32
BARFINGLEON
I think you we're we're pristine.
01:34:34
Robot
I think we made a mistake when we ate Alcuria Chronicles.
01:34:34
fux mcclit
Yeah, you know what that means? I think it's too easy for you. I think 6-7 is...
01:34:38
BARFINGLEON
You think so?
01:34:40
fux mcclit
I think you gotta go lower, dude.
01:34:41
Steve-O
Six, Devon.
01:34:42
fux mcclit
if Especially if it's Metacritic.
01:34:42
BARFINGLEON
We might. I think, i think well well, let's see after this. I think that's the important let miss.
01:34:46
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34:46
fux mcclit
Okay.
01:34:48
Steve-O
Don't worry. We'll get to the six sevens at some point.
01:34:51
Robot
Man.
01:34:52
BARFINGLEON
Because I want to be in the shower tomorrow. i want to be like, what the fuck was Steve thinking?
01:34:56
fux mcclit
Yeah, I think we gotta reverse the process and try to save the worst of worst.
01:34:59
Steve-O
Make it harder.
01:35:00
fux mcclit
Try to go that way. try to go that way
01:35:03
Steve-O
Oh, you want to do like a nightmare one.
01:35:06
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:35:07
BARFINGLEON
Garbage trowel out in the ocean, picking up garbage.
01:35:08
fux mcclit
Upside down.
01:35:12
Robot
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. All right. I'm definitely seeing some false flags here.
01:35:15
BARFINGLEON
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
01:35:16
Steve-O
Uh-oh.
01:35:18
Robot
um
01:35:19
BARFINGLEON
Not real.
01:35:20
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. Plus, Devin's fucking cooking the books, too.
01:35:21
BARFINGLEON
it
01:35:23
fux mcclit
Don't forget that, guys.
01:35:24
BARFINGLEON
He is, he has a lot of editorial control.
01:35:24
fux mcclit
He's
01:35:25
Steve-O
these are the These are Devin's books.
01:35:27
Robot
i just thought, I don't know where, and I asked it to re
01:35:31
fux mcclit
cooking them.
01:35:33
Robot
<unk>-oo tu-ta-oo maybe these are bad examples though. Cause I said, can you double check this? And I said, sure.
01:35:41
BARFINGLEON
No foreign films, please.
01:35:44
Robot
get out of here.
01:35:44
BARFINGLEON
He's already
01:35:44
fux mcclit
No foreign or animated movies or musicals.
01:35:44
Robot
All
01:35:47
BARFINGLEON
out there.
01:35:49
Steve-O
It has to be American.
01:35:52
Robot
right, hold on. I'm just doing some quick cleanup because I saw to to give you a very fair example.
01:35:57
fux mcclit
See, this is he's cooking the books, guys.
01:35:58
Robot
I saw Halo Combat Evolved here and I was like, there's absolutely no fucking way Halo Combat Evolved is a seven.
01:36:05
fux mcclit
Saving it. Saving it.
01:36:07
Robot
It will, like I said, get in the very good.
01:36:09
BARFINGLEON
he's already out there
01:36:09
Robot
All right, so I've done some, I've done some
01:36:11
fux mcclit
Saving it, baby.
01:36:12
Steve-O
He's swimming. He's swimming.
01:36:13
BARFINGLEON
but
01:36:15
Robot
yeah I'm doing one more check here. and then And then we're just going to see where it lies, you know?
01:36:18
BARFINGLEON
Come on, Devon, I just popped zen.
01:36:19
fux mcclit
yeah keep cook keep keep keep those ah Keep those books over the fires over there, dude.
01:36:19
BARFINGLEON
I'm in my zone here.
01:36:25
fux mcclit
Keep doing it.
01:36:25
Steve-O
Cooked books.
01:36:25
Robot
Again, for example, it said Soulcalibur 2. And I was like, there's fucking no Soulcalibur 2.
01:36:30
Steve-O
There's no way. What is this list? What is this list?
01:36:32
Robot
That's what I mean.
01:36:32
Steve-O
Come
01:36:32
Robot
I was like, we need to...
01:36:35
Steve-O
on, man.
01:36:37
BARFINGLEON
right, well, i understand that.
01:36:37
Robot
I don't...
01:36:38
BARFINGLEON
I understand he...
01:36:39
Robot
Okay. Okay.
01:36:41
BARFINGLEON
him curating this...
01:36:41
Robot
Okay, I've removed about five of them already, so we're just going to go. um
01:36:49
Robot
And we're just going to fucking spin it.
01:36:52
BARFINGLEON
Spin your wheel, wheel man.
01:36:54
Robot
We're going to spin it. Where's the... Okay.
01:36:57
Steve-O
like doko duoo doka doo tuoo
01:36:57
Robot
All right, all right. First spin, first spin.
01:36:59
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, we need a sound effect. What did you say? Did you say Jack?
01:37:05
Robot
I want to double-check all these. Jack 2, 2003.
01:37:07
BARFINGLEON
the
01:37:07
fux mcclit
bo boger puga butger but bo but
01:37:08
Robot
two thousand and three
01:37:10
Steve-O
Oh, that's actually a really good start.
01:37:13
BARFINGLEON
what did you say
01:37:13
Robot
Jack 2.
01:37:14
Steve-O
That's not a bad one to start.
01:37:14
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah, that's a that's a really good start.
01:37:14
Robot
two
01:37:17
fux mcclit
Pass.
01:37:18
BARFINGLEON
did you say jack
01:37:20
Robot
Yeah, jack like Jack and Daxter? Jack 2?
01:37:22
BARFINGLEON
Oh, oh, Jak and Daxter. um Yeah.
01:37:25
fux mcclit
Oh, shit, you meant Jack and Dax or Jack?
01:37:27
BARFINGLEON
Okay, yeah, pass.
01:37:27
fux mcclit
Pass. Pass.
01:37:32
BARFINGLEON
That's what John, John's speaking my language
01:37:34
Robot
ah Also incorrect, it's an 87 on Metacritic. I don't know why it's on this list.
01:37:39
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. Keep cooking those fucking books.
01:37:40
BARFINGLEON
language.
01:37:41
Steve-O
Dude, these books.
01:37:43
fux mcclit
Wow.
01:37:43
BARFINGLEON
This man can survive this these waters.
01:37:46
fux mcclit
You know, why don't we save all everybody all the time and just say we all lose, Devin, because that's what you're doing right now.
01:37:46
Steve-O
Dude, it
01:37:51
fux mcclit
You're trying to make us all lose.
01:37:54
Robot
All right, hold on. I'm just going to double check this one. This one completely inaccurate. I hate this list. um You know what? Fuck it. We're just going to call this the little mishmash list.
01:38:06
Robot
um
01:38:06
BARFINGLEON
Don't miss me!
01:38:08
Robot
The years are correct, I believe. Metroid Prime 2 Echoes.
01:38:16
Robot
Metroid Prime 2.
01:38:19
fux mcclit
Oh, we're doing 90s now?
01:38:20
Robot
No, we're just doing a mishmash because I can't trust any of these numbers.
01:38:21
fux mcclit
Dang.
01:38:26
BARFINGLEON
Let go.
01:38:27
fux mcclit
If we're doing a mishmash, I'd rather roll my dice.
01:38:28
Steve-O
Yeah, ting
01:38:30
Robot
All right.
01:38:31
fux mcclit
See what's going on later.
01:38:31
Robot
All right. yeah know Maybe in the future I'll just do mishmash because I can't trust these numbers.
01:38:32
BARFINGLEON
Let go.
01:38:37
Steve-O
yeah we don't care about decades or numbers, man.
01:38:39
Robot
Okay. Well, you know what?
01:38:41
Robot
Burnout three.
01:38:41
Steve-O
This is just corpses.
01:38:42
Steve-O
this is
01:38:44
Robot
Burnout three takedown.
01:38:47
Steve-O
That's a good one.
01:38:48
Robot
That's a great one.
01:38:50
Steve-O
done Don't forget you got spots.
01:38:50
fux mcclit
Then why don't you save it then, Devin? Yeah.
01:38:57
Robot
Pass. Um...
01:38:58
Steve-O
Wow, OK.
01:38:58
BARFINGLEON
<unk>e Goodbye. Goodbye.
01:38:59
Steve-O
Oh,
01:39:00
Robot
wem Sorry, you're sinking.
01:39:00
fux mcclit
Yeah, because he knows. He sees the fucking future. He's fucking Nostradamus right now.
01:39:04
BARFINGLEON
Don't let the good Lord hit you what where he split you.
01:39:04
Robot
Well, I cut out a bunch that I wouldn't have cut out 10 minutes ago, but know what are you going to do?
01:39:08
BARFINGLEON
He he he he
01:39:08
Steve-O
man. ah
01:39:10
Robot
um All right, so there are 16 left.
01:39:19
Robot
Resistance, fall of man. Big resistant heads here.
01:39:23
fux mcclit
why
01:39:25
Steve-O
um man
01:39:25
fux mcclit
that That game's a fucking joke.
01:39:27
Robot
Yeah.
01:39:28
fux mcclit
I would be disgusted if any of you guys fucking save that game.
01:39:30
Robot
Alright.
01:39:31
BARFINGLEON
Let it sink down to the deep and see Davy Jones.
01:39:32
Robot
We're syncing it.
01:39:34
BARFINGLEON
like
01:39:34
Steve-O
what was the um What was the other one that was supposedly the Halo killer? What was that? Hive?
01:39:40
Robot
Killzone.
01:39:41
Steve-O
Killzone?
01:39:42
Robot
Yeah. But I... ah There wasn't that yellow game in that game where like you're drinking yellow ooze.
01:39:44
BARFINGLEON
What about fear? What about fear? You guys remember fear?
01:39:50
Robot
Anyway, ah Devil May Cry 3.
01:39:51
BARFINGLEON
It's so scary.
01:39:52
Robot
The
01:39:57
Robot
the best Devil May Cry game.
01:39:57
BARFINGLEON
Oh, no.
01:39:59
Steve-O
Nah.
01:40:01
fux mcclit
Yeah, that sounds about right, Chris.
01:40:03
Robot
ah Wow. All right. There's of fucking haters in here.
01:40:06
fux mcclit
him die.
01:40:07
BARFINGLEON
Let it drown.
01:40:08
Robot
ah
01:40:09
Steve-O
Let it drown.
01:40:10
Robot
This I do think is actually in the 70s.
01:40:11
fux mcclit
Let him die.
01:40:12
Robot
Devil May Cry 2.
01:40:15
Robot
The worst one.
01:40:15
fux mcclit
let him die
01:40:16
Steve-O
Let him die.
01:40:16
Robot
All right. We're passing on that.
01:40:18
Steve-O
Anakin.
01:40:20
BARFINGLEON
hu
01:40:24
Robot
The potentially underrated Silent Hill 4. The Room.
01:40:29
fux mcclit
Let him die.
01:40:31
Steve-O
Dead. yeah
01:40:31
Robot
All right. We have 12 left.
01:40:35
fux mcclit
Let them all die.
01:40:36
Steve-O
Dude, we might just have we might just have spots on the boat.
01:40:41
fux mcclit
more room for me, baby.
01:40:42
Robot
Jam Fight for New York.
01:40:46
Steve-O
Devin,
01:40:46
Robot
i'm keep If no one's taking this, I'm taking this.
01:40:49
Steve-O
that's yours to take.
01:40:49
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:40:50
Robot
That's fucking disgusting.
01:40:51
fux mcclit
You know what, Tevin? Why don't you have five spots and you could take you can take my spots.
01:40:53
Robot
fucking this scoing
01:40:56
fux mcclit
You take my spots.
01:40:56
Steve-O
What's disgusting? Why are you judging us for games that you played?
01:41:00
fux mcclit
Yeah, and you're doing random, so it's not like
01:41:01
Robot
We all played Def Jam. No, no.
01:41:02
Steve-O
We can't pick these.
01:41:03
BARFINGLEON
No, no, we didn't.
01:41:04
Robot
You guys didn't play Fight for New York?
01:41:05
BARFINGLEON
I didn't.
01:41:05
Steve-O
You're the one who played it. You're the one. That's you.
01:41:07
BARFINGLEON
You're the only one here.
01:41:08
Steve-O
We would go over your house to watch you play and root you on.
01:41:08
Robot
No, Steve. I specifically i specifically remember Steve playing this game.
01:41:14
Steve-O
No, I came over and played it at your house.
01:41:15
BARFINGLEON
he Steve unplugged his room is remote.
01:41:18
Robot
You know what? You're a bad friend.
01:41:19
BARFINGLEON
Controller, he reblogged it.
01:41:19
Robot
um god um You're all bad friends.
01:41:19
Steve-O
I'm not bad friend. You know what? You came over my house and played games.
01:41:24
Robot
No, I never did that.
01:41:25
Steve-O
You know what, Devin? You know what, Devin? Spin it.
01:41:29
Robot
I did. Mortal Kombat Deception.
01:41:33
Steve-O
Oh, come on. Fucking deception? No.
01:41:35
fux mcclit
Yeah, this is a waste of time now.
01:41:36
BARFINGLEON
What the?
01:41:37
Robot
This is the...
01:41:37
fux mcclit
don't even want to.
01:41:38
fux mcclit
Yeah. one, Devin.
01:41:38
Steve-O
What are we picking through, like, the corpses of hell?
01:41:45
Steve-O
Devin.
01:41:46
Robot
but said Listen. Listen.
01:41:47
BARFINGLEON
What is that sound?
01:41:49
Steve-O
It's the spin it from Bop It.
01:41:49
fux mcclit
yeah
01:41:51
BARFINGLEON
It sounds like a demon. That's what it's like.
01:41:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:54
Robot
ah kingdom hearth Kingdom Hearts
01:41:56
BARFINGLEON
What
01:42:01
Robot
Come on.
01:42:01
BARFINGLEON
yeah ah well you are dummy boy?
01:42:03
Robot
Come on.
01:42:03
fux mcclit
and you of the
01:42:06
BARFINGLEON
Hey, anime boy, why are you grab your dumb anime bullshit?
01:42:06
fux mcclit
yeah Good hey go a dev you know and one,
01:42:08
Robot
You know what? You know what? Bullet me all you want. I'm saving it.
01:42:13
Steve-O
You know what what? I think today's the day Devin learned we all played different games growing up.
01:42:20
Robot
It's the best one.
01:42:21
BARFINGLEON
It's the best one!
01:42:21
fux mcclit
Good one, David.
01:42:24
BARFINGLEON
Actually. There
01:42:26
Robot
ah Perfect Dark Zero.
01:42:30
fux mcclit
I'll save that one.
01:42:32
BARFINGLEON
go. Gotta keep her.
01:42:32
fux mcclit
I'll save it for the presentation.
01:42:32
Robot
All right.
01:42:35
Steve-O
That's a pity. That's a pity save.
01:42:36
fux mcclit
yeah and on the lamelight Because that song's and in it. It's a good song.
01:42:41
Robot
Also, John's got a weird...
01:42:41
Steve-O
Oh, you know what? That would be interesting if we saved the song's best on which ones had the best banger song in it.
01:42:47
Robot
John has a weird weak spot, soft spot for perfect part.
01:42:48
BARFINGLEON
Oh, the devil may cry with
01:42:49
Steve-O
Yeah, we'd we'd have to go back to Deloitte.
01:42:50
fux mcclit
You know what? Here, i'll I'll send you guys the link of the song. It's fuck it's a fucking banger, bro.
01:42:55
Steve-O
But is it as good as when you walk away? Please spit
01:43:01
BARFINGLEON
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
01:43:04
BARFINGLEON
oh
01:43:06
Robot
Assassin's Creed
01:43:10
fux mcclit
Put this song on, Steve.
01:43:12
Steve-O
I'm listening right now.
01:43:13
fux mcclit
No, put it on the... Put it so everyone can hear it.
01:43:16
Steve-O
I can't do that. i'd have to Download the song.
01:43:17
fux mcclit
Oh, dang it. We don't have the technology.
01:43:19
Robot
Alright Listen this is I'm going to call this a wash This is a wash I don't like any of these left You guys are not going like any of these left I don't even know what song Yeah wait let me play the song
01:43:21
BARFINGLEON
really
01:43:28
fux mcclit
This song is so good. No, this song Put this on... This song is so good, dude.
01:43:36
fux mcclit
Just fast forward to like 35 38 seconds or something.
01:43:36
Robot
Hold on. The Hallmarks of a Good Song. Fast forward to 40 seconds in.
01:43:42
fux mcclit
Well, you know, so you can get the drop, so I don't waste your time. Like you did with us, with this mishmash thing.
01:43:47
Steve-O
being He's being polite. He's being nice. He's giving you time.
01:43:52
fux mcclit
This song is fucking godlike.
01:43:52
BARFINGLEON
Give something.
01:43:54
fux mcclit
You know what? I'm gonna post this in the music channel.
01:43:57
Robot
i have It's on
01:43:57
Steve-O
Oh, Devin made a sound. Oh, this is a bop. Oh.
01:44:00
fux mcclit
Yeah, it's a fucking bear, see?
01:44:02
Steve-O
Oh, this is a bop.
01:44:02
Robot
all right. It's all right. Let's relax. Bop is strong.
01:44:05
Steve-O
Oh. Oh, you can put this on and fuck.
01:44:09
fux mcclit
That's what I'm saying, man.
01:44:12
Robot
but this Was this how your child was conceived, John? You just put on limelight?
01:44:15
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, dude.
01:44:15
fux mcclit
No, this is not a banging song.
01:44:18
BARFINGLEON
Oh, I'm going to say that's in the gym.
01:44:18
Robot
That's what Steve just said.
01:44:20
fux mcclit
this is ah This is what we're going have on when we're getting ready ah and you're at your Trashler party in Atlantic City in our hotel room.
01:44:20
Steve-O
Awesome.
01:44:21
Robot
He's like, you can put this on and fuck.
01:44:25
BARFINGLEON
Hot. Hot. Hot, Devin.
01:44:26
Steve-O
ah
01:44:26
BARFINGLEON
Hot. Hot, Devin. Hot.
01:44:27
fux mcclit
This is going to be on the playlist.
01:44:27
Robot
Fair enough.
01:44:31
Robot
yeah
01:44:31
fux mcclit
This be on the playlist, It's going to be all video game music.
01:44:34
BARFINGLEON
Hot. Hot. Hot
01:44:38
fux mcclit
Yeah, so you know what? I don't regret saving Perfect Dark Zero because of this song alone. Alright?
01:44:42
Robot
That's fair. That's fair.
01:44:44
BARFINGLEON
do we just eat the rest
01:44:45
Robot
i Yeah, honestly, just the list I cut out so many.
01:44:48
fux mcclit
Alright,
01:44:50
Robot
So, yeah, no. We're just...
01:44:52
fux mcclit
go deeper.
01:44:52
Robot
think No, no, no.
01:44:52
fux mcclit
get get let's Let's make shift something right here.
01:44:54
Robot
We got to dump the game. No, we got... Because there's only like six left.
01:44:57
fux mcclit
Keep it up with game.
01:44:58
Robot
We're dumping the draft.
01:44:58
Steve-O
We're done? We're done?
01:44:59
Robot
We're dumping it, dude. We're dumping it.
01:45:01
fux mcclit
It's like that time you bought the Deal or No Deal DVD game and Steve fucking won won a million dollars on the first Oh, no.
01:45:04
Steve-O
Hold on.
01:45:05
Robot
No, I won.
01:45:06
Steve-O
Hold on.
01:45:06
Robot
I won.
01:45:07
Steve-O
Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin.
01:45:08
fux mcclit
It was reversed.
01:45:09
Steve-O
Now, Devin, now hold on. let I just randomly generated 16 games here.
01:45:16
Robot
16. right.
01:45:16
Steve-O
If I go through these and you guys can pick through them, I found extra extra people in the water. Huh?
01:45:25
BARFINGLEON
Oh, you did?
01:45:25
Steve-O
Huh? Come on.
01:45:27
BARFINGLEON
oh
01:45:27
Steve-O
Right, Devin? Come on. I have a genuine list.
01:45:29
Robot
if you weren
01:45:30
Steve-O
They're right here.
01:45:32
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
01:45:32
Steve-O
They're right in front of me. Come on, Devin.
01:45:33
Robot
right
01:45:33
BARFINGLEON
Steve's secret people that we didn't happen to see in the water, he seemed have found them.
01:45:35
Steve-O
All right.
01:45:39
Steve-O
I checked out. They were on the other side of the boat.
01:45:41
BARFINGLEON
Oh, okay. We weren't looking on the other side.
01:45:43
Robot
Oh, no, there were the tailies. There were the tailies.
01:45:44
BARFINGLEON
Uh-oh, they're the trouble.
01:45:45
Robot
It was waft lost.
01:45:45
Steve-O
They were at the ta yeah the tailies. All right. So right out the gate.
01:45:48
Robot
Lost. Lost.
01:45:48
BARFINGLEON
Uh-oh.
01:45:49
Steve-O
Right out the gate. Jade Empire. Empire.
01:45:52
Robot
No. Die.
01:45:54
Steve-O
All right. Going once, going twice, dead.
01:45:57
Robot
Oh, my boat's filled.
01:45:58
fux mcclit
Faces in the
01:46:00
Steve-O
System shock.
01:46:03
BARFINGLEON
Um, I'm going to take System Shock.
01:46:06
Steve-O
All right. There we go.
01:46:07
Robot
Ew, really? Not even System Shock 2?
01:46:08
Steve-O
Chris.
01:46:09
Robot
No.
01:46:10
Steve-O
Chris took system shock.
01:46:10
BARFINGLEON
No, wait. No, wait.
01:46:12
Steve-O
1994 system shock.
01:46:13
BARFINGLEON
I want, I want to.
01:46:15
Steve-O
yeah Well, I can't. That's the corpse's system shock.
01:46:16
Robot
course
01:46:18
Steve-O
You can't wait for...
01:46:19
Robot
it
01:46:20
Robot
curs I want a different corpse. I want the corpse's brother.
01:46:20
Steve-O
We might not...
01:46:23
BARFINGLEON
Can I kick him out of my boat?
01:46:27
Steve-O
no I mean you could you could fight him but you could fight him
01:46:27
BARFINGLEON
Can I, I'm really, ah yeah, can I fight him?
01:46:28
Robot
yeah
01:46:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I'm going fight him. All right. Can I get my
01:46:35
Steve-O
yeah roll your d20 you have to get over let's see what systems shock scored on open critic made this a bit of a an over elaborate thing you have to get over a seven Chris
01:46:37
BARFINGLEON
Shit. One sec. Let me grab it.
01:46:54
Steve-O
um while Chris is getting in D20 anybody want to take ah Mass Effect 3 alright roll that D20 over 7 you gotta roll over you gotta nat 20 alright you know what it's become system shock too he rolled a crit he rolled a crit come on man
01:46:59
BARFINGLEON
This one has my name on it.
01:47:03
fux mcclit
Didn't take that long.
01:47:04
BARFINGLEON
Over seven? Sweet.
01:47:10
BARFINGLEON
I rolled Chris.
01:47:10
fux mcclit
What'd you get?
01:47:13
fux mcclit
You rolled a Chris?
01:47:14
BARFINGLEON
Yo, I rolled 20, yo! Yo! Easy.
01:47:17
fux mcclit
Damn!
01:47:19
Robot
Oh, come on.
01:47:21
BARFINGLEON
easy
01:47:24
fux mcclit
You rolled a Chris.
01:47:26
Steve-O
He rolled a Chris crit who wants to save mass effect three.
01:47:29
fux mcclit
Not me. I hate that game.
01:47:32
Steve-O
No, Devin.
01:47:33
Robot
I mean, technically my boat's full, but I took Kingdom Hearts and Def Jam, two games you guys have never heard of or played.
01:47:36
Steve-O
Wait, where, where did you take?
01:47:40
fux mcclit
No, it's a new game.
01:47:42
Steve-O
I'm familiar.
01:47:42
fux mcclit
It's a new game.
01:47:45
Robot
um i still, ah you know what?
01:47:45
Steve-O
Uh, does
01:47:45
fux mcclit
Right? I thought this new game.
01:47:48
Steve-O
anybody want, yeah, you know what, Devin, I'm going to give you two.
01:47:49
Robot
There could be something else. There could be something better.
01:47:51
Steve-O
I'm going to give you two more spots for your boat.
01:47:52
Robot
i know, but I'm saying there still could be something better.
01:47:53
Steve-O
Okay.
01:47:54
Robot
Wait, all actually, we is the caveat...
01:47:55
Steve-O
Okay.
01:47:57
Robot
I don't have a D20, so Chris is going to have to roll for my D20.
01:48:01
BARFINGLEON
Okay, I'll roll for Devin.
01:48:01
Steve-O
Okay.
01:48:01
fux mcclit
a wand.
01:48:02
Robot
Does it come with all of the DLC for Mass Effect 3?
01:48:02
BARFINGLEON
who
01:48:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:03
fux mcclit
It's a wand. I can see it from here.
01:48:05
Robot
Ooh, I'm
01:48:05
fux mcclit
It's a wand.
01:48:06
Steve-O
This one just says Mass Effect 3 2012.
01:48:08
Robot
going to say no, though.
01:48:09
fux mcclit
ah You rolled a 1, Devin. Critical failure.
01:48:11
Robot
Yeah, I guess I rolled a one.
01:48:12
fux mcclit
Sorry, dog.
01:48:12
Steve-O
Oh, no. Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:48:13
BARFINGLEON
yeah Devin, which, which which ah first of all, which game are you kicking out?
01:48:19
Robot
Well, if I have a new boat, I'm not kicking anything.
01:48:21
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:48:21
BARFINGLEON
Oh, you got...
01:48:21
Steve-O
I'm giving you. I'm giving Devin two fresh seats. Two fresh boat spots.
01:48:23
Robot
I'll tell you this. I'm not kicking anything out.
01:48:24
BARFINGLEON
Oh, you getting two fresh eats?
01:48:27
Robot
Apparently. I'm not kicking anything out for Mass Effect 3.
01:48:28
Steve-O
Two fresh seats.
01:48:29
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
01:48:31
Robot
But if I had a fresh boat, it would still depend on if Mass Effect 3 had all the DLC or not.
01:48:38
Steve-O
You know what? I'm going to let you kick people off your boat because there is one that I know you're going to want to take.
01:48:42
Robot
I'm not kicking anybody. All right all right. Fair, but I'm still not kicking anybody out for Mass Effect 3.
01:48:44
Steve-O
I know there's one you're going to want to take. There's one you're going to kill someone in your boat for. um Assassin's Creed 2.
01:48:52
Robot
Ooh, that's a great one.
01:48:54
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
01:48:54
fux mcclit
Ooh, that's a game I'll never play in my life. Why would I save it if I never intend to play a game in that franchise?
01:49:07
Steve-O
All right. It's going once, going twice, gone.
01:49:10
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I can let it go.
01:49:10
Steve-O
ah Any takers for MDK?
01:49:14
Robot
Oh my god, what what is the range here?
01:49:15
BARFINGLEON
Murder, death, kill?
01:49:16
fux mcclit
Ha ha ha ha
01:49:19
Steve-O
Dude, this is, I just put, I i have a random game generator and I click the button.
01:49:22
BARFINGLEON
came so fucking hard.
01:49:22
fux mcclit
ah Part of me wants to save it.
01:49:22
Robot
Okay, all right, all right.
01:49:24
fux mcclit
Part of me wants to save it just
01:49:25
BARFINGLEON
That game is so hard.
01:49:27
Steve-O
You don't want it? Nobody's saving it?
01:49:29
Robot
That was David, MDK, dude?
01:49:29
BARFINGLEON
That game is so hard.
01:49:30
Robot
gateated
01:49:31
Steve-O
Then how about Half-Life 2?
01:49:34
BARFINGLEON
ah Saving it.
01:49:36
Steve-O
You're saving it?
01:49:36
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:49:38
Steve-O
All right. Chris has Half-Life 2 in the boat, and you also have...
01:49:41
BARFINGLEON
My boat's filled.
01:49:43
Steve-O
Okay.
01:49:44
BARFINGLEON
have to do What?
01:49:44
Steve-O
Chris's boat's full. We got to get some...
01:49:45
Robot
Wait, what's your other one, Chris?
01:49:47
BARFINGLEON
it I that
01:49:47
Steve-O
System Shock 2, because he rolled that in at 20.
01:49:49
Robot
Oh, fuck. But I'm not allowed to roll for DLC for Mass Effect 3.
01:49:52
Steve-O
And we need to get... We need to get some stuff for John.
01:49:55
Robot
Okay.
01:49:56
Steve-O
ah How about The Sims 3, John?
01:49:59
fux mcclit
No, no thanks.
01:50:00
Steve-O
No, nothing for... Nothing that. Sim City 2000?
01:50:04
fux mcclit
What the fuck? No. How
01:50:06
Steve-O
Okay. Well, how about Super Mario Brothers?
01:50:07
BARFINGLEON
All right.
01:50:09
fux mcclit
about SimCity 17?
01:50:12
Steve-O
The original Mario Brothers.
01:50:17
fux mcclit
Because I didn't like Mario Galaxy, the movie. No, I will not save that game.
01:50:21
Steve-O
Wow, you're punishing Mario.
01:50:22
Robot
also I'll be honest, man.
01:50:23
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:50:24
Robot
There's so many better examples. There's so many better games than Super Mario.
01:50:31
Steve-O
Now, what about Final Fantasy X2?
01:50:31
Robot
There you are.
01:50:36
Robot
Ooh.
01:50:36
fux mcclit
Oh, yes.
01:50:36
fux mcclit
I'll save it all day. Another banger of a song. Actually, that has like six bangers of songs.
01:50:43
Steve-O
Wait, so John, your boat's filled now.
01:50:43
fux mcclit
That's like Perfect Dark Zero times six.
01:50:45
Robot
So John's Boat's full.
01:50:46
Steve-O
Your boat's filled. You have Perfect W-Zero and Final Fantasy egg too
01:50:46
Robot
Perfect Dark.
01:50:47
fux mcclit
Good. I'm glad. and I'm perfectly happy with it.
01:50:50
Robot
Steve, is your boat... At all populate populated? At least... Ew.
01:50:55
Steve-O
X2. You know what? I forgot about me. I'm going to lie. forgot about me. Can I swim back and get Mario Brothers?
01:51:01
fux mcclit
Two underrated games.
01:51:01
Robot
Alright. Alright.
01:51:04
Steve-O
Devin, here's one that you might have to throw someone out of your boat for.
01:51:04
fux mcclit
Perfect Dark Zero.
01:51:09
Robot
Okay.
01:51:10
Steve-O
Final Fantasy 7.
01:51:11
fux mcclit
God of War 20.
01:51:13
Robot
No.
01:51:14
fux mcclit
No, it's not that good.
01:51:15
Robot
No.
01:51:15
Steve-O
No.
01:51:15
fux mcclit
And a remake the remake part one is better.
01:51:16
Robot
No. I'm keeping Depth Jam. Yeah, yeah. Steve, I got the remakes of the superior games.
01:51:22
Steve-O
Oh, damn.
01:51:23
fux mcclit
Yeah, the superior part of the game.
01:51:23
Robot
And i can scratch my I can scratch my Cloud Strife itch with Kingdom Hearts.
01:51:29
Steve-O
You got a cloud itch? You got a cloud scratch.
01:51:32
Robot
I mean, part of me is saying, would I throw... Because I feel like Final Fantasy VII will just be rescued by its its trauma team tag that it has.
01:51:45
Robot
Like, it doesn't need me to rescue Def Jam Fight for New York needs me to rescue it. Because it's a great game.
01:51:54
Steve-O
it needs
01:51:55
Robot
It needs me. So I'm going to let Trauma Team
Red Dead Redemption Soundtrack Confusion
01:51:58
Robot
pick up FF7. Oh,
01:52:00
Steve-O
okay well I've got two left this one might have John kill one from his boat it's Red Dead Redemption 2010
01:52:16
Robot
come on. Of course you would. I'll be mad if you didn't throw out.
01:52:22
fux mcclit
which one i guess i threw out perfect yeah but that we just listened to that song it's so good yeah the the
01:52:23
Robot
Perfect Dark Zero, dude. Stomp that. It stinks.
01:52:29
Robot
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:52:30
Steve-O
Oh, but the Mexico song.
01:52:30
Robot
Better than than the Red Dead Redemption? yeah the Mexico song? Sigur Rios song?
01:52:37
BARFINGLEON
Poop out the Final Fantasy game.
01:52:38
fux mcclit
It's not even Sigur... It's not It's not even Sigur...
01:52:40
Robot
is way
01:52:41
fux mcclit
You fucking...
01:52:41
Steve-O
Stop.
01:52:42
fux mcclit
You fucking gorilla. It's not even... What the fuck are you...
01:52:44
Robot
hey Hey, tell me about Tony!
01:52:46
fux mcclit
What the fuck are you even talking about, dude?
01:52:48
BARFINGLEON
laughter
01:52:49
Robot
to be Does sing that song
01:52:52
fux mcclit
There's no Sigur... Song in that... In that soundtrack.
01:52:54
Robot
once Are you sure?
01:52:57
fux mcclit
I'm... I'm... I've never been more sure... In my life... About anything else... In in my life... Than that. Look it up.
01:53:06
Robot
I'm, I'm, trust me. i was on it.
01:53:08
fux mcclit
You're talking about the Far Away song, right? when you're When you're riding the horse.
01:53:13
Robot
Yeah. Who's that? who Jose.
01:53:16
fux mcclit
It's just some guy. It's just some guy.
01:53:18
Robot
The girls.
01:53:19
Steve-O
Wait, did you think that was Sigur Raws for this whole time?
01:53:19
fux mcclit
ah musician. You thought that was fucking Sigur Rós? Oh my god.
01:53:24
Steve-O
Oh.
01:53:24
fux mcclit
These are some of the times I wish Tim was on the podcast so he could suffer with me. But that there's that, yeah, I guess... If we're going... so If I'm...
01:53:35
fux mcclit
doing my own twist on everything and just going by soundtracks.
01:53:36
Robot
Jose Gonzalez, I was right. What is the faraway song?
01:53:40
fux mcclit
Yeah, you were right. It was it was not Sigur Rós.
01:53:43
Robot
Are
01:53:44
fux mcclit
fucking
01:53:44
Steve-O
Oh.
01:53:46
fux mcclit
You fucking ape.
01:53:46
Steve-O
Oh.
01:53:47
Robot
you an ignorant ape?
01:53:48
fux mcclit
um No, I mean, the argument is there that that Far Away song, the Compass song, you know, the song where where he goes back to the farm after Dutch dies, and then the end credit
01:53:50
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:54:00
Robot
Yeah. yeah
Metaphorical Game Boat Debates
01:54:02
fux mcclit
song is like,
01:54:03
fux mcclit
Like, those three songs, like, and then, you know, the funeral song that Uncle sings is like, um, or the Uncle, when Uncle dies.
01:54:09
Robot
The Sigur Rowe song, yeah.
01:54:14
fux mcclit
it's kind It's like, it's almost like it's comparable to Red Dead 2's soundtrack, which is elite. elite So yeah, I guess i I gotta throw out Perfect Dark Zero because Final Fantasy X-2 still has, like, six banger songs on that soundtrack.
01:54:27
Steve-O
Alright, hold on. I gotta look up the Metacritic score for Perfect Dark Zero.
01:54:32
fux mcclit
is is going to be pretty low compared to Red Dead.
01:54:35
Steve-O
Alright, it's got 81. So ah cur Chris is gonna roll for you.
01:54:38
fux mcclit
Oh, really?
01:54:40
Steve-O
Chris, you have to beat an 8.
01:54:40
fux mcclit
That's high.
01:54:41
Steve-O
You have to beat an 8. You have to beat an 8 to throw it out of the boat because it's gonna put up a little bit of a fight.
01:54:42
BARFINGLEON
An eight. Why are you holding numbers?
01:54:51
BARFINGLEON
here we go, John.
01:54:52
fux mcclit
Dang. Man.
01:54:54
BARFINGLEON
John, you rolled 19. ah nineteen
01:54:58
Steve-O
Yo, let's go.
01:54:59
fux mcclit
Oh, hell yeah.
01:54:59
Robot
Well, somebody's got some weighted dice over there, dude.
01:54:59
fux mcclit
Let's go. Sub crit.
01:55:02
Steve-O
Absolute thunder.
01:55:02
fux mcclit
Sub crit.
01:55:05
Steve-O
All right. So you toss perfect dark back into the cold, cold depth.
01:55:09
fux mcclit
And I get plus one. So it's basically a critical role because my luck is maxed out.
01:55:11
BARFINGLEON
unnatural crit
01:55:13
fux mcclit
Yeah, my my my luck is maxed out. so
01:55:15
Steve-O
You get Red Dead Redemption. And then the final game. Batman
01:55:21
fux mcclit
You're too smart for me, sister.
01:55:23
Steve-O
Arkham Asylum, and I'm going put that in my boat to finish off the boat.
01:55:28
BARFINGLEON
good save steve
01:55:28
fux mcclit
Polish that off.
01:55:29
Steve-O
There we go.
01:55:29
fux mcclit
Polish it off, Steve.
01:55:29
Steve-O
There we go.
01:55:30
Robot
Wait, is there anyone that is there anyone left? No, that was it, right?
01:55:33
Steve-O
No, we filled up our boats.
01:55:34
Robot
You're right.
01:55:37
Robot
Sorry, Final Fantasy VII. Trauma team's just going to pick you up. It's fine.
01:55:37
BARFINGLEON
the
01:55:41
BARFINGLEON
That's what, Devin, you keep telling yourself that.
01:55:43
Steve-O
So we're, we now have to decide which, which of the games we're going to eat.
01:55:43
Robot
that's That's the lie I'm telling you.
01:55:44
BARFINGLEON
That thing sounds a rock.
01:55:45
fux mcclit
Traumatiki. Traumatiki is good game.
01:55:51
Steve-O
So, uh,
01:55:51
Robot
Hmm.
01:55:52
fux mcclit
Name the games.
01:55:54
BARFINGLEON
The Final Fantasy game on Jon's boat.
01:55:56
Steve-O
Devin got Def Jam, Fight for New York, and um Kingdom Hearts 2.
01:55:57
Robot
Should...
01:55:58
BARFINGLEON
Oh, we need that. Yeah, we're going to need that.
01:56:03
Robot
Yeah, half
01:56:04
Steve-O
John, you got Red Dead Redemption and um Final Fantasy X2.
01:56:04
fux mcclit
Eating kings of hearts.
01:56:11
Steve-O
Chris, you took System Shock 2. Well, you took System Shock and you rolled nat 20 and it became System Shock 2.
01:56:18
BARFINGLEON
Roll Batman 20. At 5-2. We got 82.
01:56:20
Steve-O
It evolved. And then what was the other game you took?
01:56:23
BARFINGLEON
life too
01:56:25
Robot
a minute.
01:56:25
Steve-O
Half-Life 2, then I chose Super Mario Brothers and Batman Arkham Asylum.
01:56:32
Robot
How many are we eating?
01:56:32
fux mcclit
I say...
01:56:33
Robot
Two people? Two?
01:56:34
Steve-O
We have to eat two of these games.
01:56:34
BARFINGLEON
gotta eat true
01:56:35
Robot
I think...
01:56:36
fux mcclit
going to say Kingdom Hearts and...
01:56:37
Robot
I would say... Okay.
01:56:40
Steve-O
I would say Def Jam. Hold on.
01:56:41
Robot
No, I would say... Oh, you want to you only you want to eat the only black guy on the island?
01:56:42
fux mcclit
Def Jam and Kingdom Hearts.
01:56:48
Robot
All right.
01:56:50
Steve-O
hold on
01:56:51
Robot
right. No, no, no. That's what you said.
01:56:51
BARFINGLEON
I don't
01:56:54
fux mcclit
Wait, name the games again?
01:56:56
Robot
Half-Life 2, System Shock 2, Super Mario Bros., Batman Arkham Asylum, Red Dead Redemption, Final Fantasy X2, Def Jam, Fight for New York, Kingdom Hearts 2? No,
01:57:10
fux mcclit
I was hoping it to find another black pla
01:57:13
Robot
dude.
01:57:14
BARFINGLEON
know.
01:57:15
Robot
why why do you think ah why do you think Why do you think I didn't pick up
01:57:16
fux mcclit
guy. Oh, no!
01:57:23
BARFINGLEON
I say Final Fantasy X.
01:57:24
fux mcclit
yeah i say... What?
01:57:26
Robot
Yeah, X2 and then Mario Brothers.
01:57:26
Steve-O
Wow.
01:57:28
Robot
Too old.
01:57:29
fux mcclit
Clearly, you guys haven't played Final Fantasy X2.
01:57:29
Robot
well Too old, too weak.
01:57:30
Steve-O
Mario Brothers.
01:57:30
Robot
Yeah, too old, too weak.
01:57:31
BARFINGLEON
Not Mario Brothers. Def Jam. Def Jam, 100%.
01:57:33
Robot
Well, don't you do it, Chris.
01:57:34
BARFINGLEON
I'm going to eat that thing.
01:57:37
fux mcclit
I'm eating Kingdom Hearts, too.
01:57:38
Robot
That thing. she right
01:57:42
BARFINGLEON
I'm to eat both. I would eat King of Mark 2 if somebody else eats it.
01:57:42
Robot
I think we need a consensus. We need a consensus.
01:57:45
fux mcclit
Yeah, is donald is Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts 2?
01:57:45
Steve-O
We need a consensus.
01:57:49
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:57:50
Robot
Dude, why did you even...
01:57:50
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:57:51
Robot
ah Hey, hey is does beethoven does Beethoven know how to conduct a symphony?
01:57:52
fux mcclit
Yo, Chris, how good...
01:57:56
BARFINGLEON
ah John, you've convinced me that Kingdom Hearts 2 should be eaten, so I'm on your side now.
01:57:57
fux mcclit
How good...
01:57:57
Robot
Yeah, Donald Ducks.
01:58:00
fux mcclit
Should be eaten pecking baby.
01:58:01
Robot
No, no. ah'll No, no. I refuse. I veto this.
01:58:04
BARFINGLEON
Since Devin cares so much about Def Jam, we're going to have to eat Kingdom Hearts 2. That's fair.
01:58:08
Robot
I veto... No, we'll eat Final Fantasy and that old string, old garbage meat, Mario Brothers.
01:58:14
fux mcclit
Why don't we roll then, Steve?
01:58:14
Robot
Okay, let's roll
01:58:16
Steve-O
Okay, all right um
01:58:20
Robot
Who's the piggy in this situation?
01:58:21
fux mcclit
I got a d20 somewhere.
01:58:22
Steve-O
right. Chris, you got the D20? All right, T?
01:58:24
BARFINGLEON
I got the D20. So, Devin, you would have to roll against me a win.
01:58:26
fux mcclit
What?
01:58:28
Robot
Okay.
01:58:29
Steve-O
Okay.
01:58:30
BARFINGLEON
So, whoever rolls the highest, I think. So, Devin, your vote is Final Fantasy and Super Mario Bros.
01:58:40
BARFINGLEON
2? Was that what it was?
01:58:41
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58:41
Steve-O
No, just Super Mario Brothers, not T.
01:58:43
BARFINGLEON
Just Super Mario Bros.
01:58:43
Robot
Yeah, it's just...
01:58:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:45
BARFINGLEON
John and myself's vote was Kingdom Hearts 2 and Death Shams.
01:58:52
Robot
You just want to eat my whole roll.
01:58:53
BARFINGLEON
he Yeah.
01:58:54
Steve-O
That's just his whole boat.
01:58:54
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:58:55
fux mcclit
Yeah, kinda.
01:58:56
BARFINGLEON
Guys do.
01:58:56
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:58:57
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:58:58
Steve-O
That's his whole boat.
01:59:00
BARFINGLEON
So, ah Devin, you'd have to beat my roll. So, would you like to roll first or second? I'm giving you that right.
01:59:06
Robot
Oh, man.
01:59:07
BARFINGLEON
Because you are so you solo.
01:59:07
Robot
I'll roll first.
01:59:08
BARFINGLEON
You're to roll first.
01:59:08
Robot
By the way, this is me fully. I fully am trusting the.
01:59:13
BARFINGLEON
I will give you...
01:59:13
Robot
Yeah. yeah Yeah, that's what I mean.
01:59:14
BARFINGLEON
I roleplayed for years. This is...
01:59:16
Robot
I'm not even sweating it.
01:59:18
fux mcclit
Yeah, you don't want me to roll.
01:59:19
BARFINGLEON
I'm actually going to clear the table.
01:59:19
fux mcclit
Because I wouldn't even waste the energy.
01:59:21
Robot
That's crazy.
01:59:21
fux mcclit
I would just say you rolled as three.
01:59:23
BARFINGLEON
I'm going clear the table.
01:59:24
fux mcclit
crazy, dog.
01:59:24
BARFINGLEON
There you go.
01:59:24
fux mcclit
You must be unlucky tonight. My bad.
01:59:28
BARFINGLEON
Nice flat surface.
01:59:33
BARFINGLEON
Devin, you rolled nat 20.
01:59:34
fux mcclit
light a lot
01:59:35
BARFINGLEON
All right.
01:59:36
Steve-O
Wow.
01:59:38
Robot
All right. I guess we got to match it, right?
01:59:39
fux mcclit
Yeah, but because...
01:59:40
BARFINGLEON
We got to match it.
01:59:41
fux mcclit
no, no, because Devin's luck, he gets minus, I think, minus six, right?
01:59:42
Robot
Yeah.
01:59:48
fux mcclit
Right, Steve?
01:59:48
BARFINGLEON
Is that how that works?
01:59:49
fux mcclit
Because because of his stats?
01:59:50
BARFINGLEON
no
01:59:50
fux mcclit
Yeah. Yeah.
01:59:51
Steve-O
You know what?
01:59:51
BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah!
01:59:52
Steve-O
Yeah, I did look at some of the stats.
01:59:52
BARFINGLEON
That's right!
01:59:54
Steve-O
and
01:59:54
BARFINGLEON
who
01:59:55
Robot
I, um
01:59:58
BARFINGLEON
But we rolled an 8.
02:00:01
Steve-O
You rolled an eight, Chris.
02:00:01
fux mcclit
21? Fuck. Fuck.
02:00:02
BARFINGLEON
We rolled an 8, but with our stats, that pushes us to 15, which is better than Devin's 14.
02:00:02
Robot
oh you rolled a 21. Uh...
02:00:05
fux mcclit
Fuck
02:00:09
BARFINGLEON
Oh, my!
02:00:10
fux mcclit
Fuck. Fuck Fuck. Fuck Fuck.
02:00:12
Steve-O
all right so hold on devon you choose which one do you want out the gate you get to pick the first one eaten
02:00:13
fux mcclit
Fuck Fuck Fuck
02:00:22
Robot
Wait, but I won the roll.
02:00:24
Steve-O
you won the roll so you get that you get to pick
02:00:25
BARFINGLEON
He did win.
02:00:28
Robot
I think, obviously, the easiest one to catch and eat would be the Mario Brothers. Also, that's a two-for-one deal.
02:00:36
BARFINGLEON
Okay, that's that's bold and and cold.
02:00:39
Robot
And then, um you know, maybe maybe I'm just in the mood for, you know, pop stars. And then we'll eat Final Fantasy X2 right after.
02:00:50
fux mcclit
Wow, you're killing the you're eating the only Asian representation in the entire...
02:00:51
Steve-O
Wow.
02:00:54
Robot
Yeah, because Kingdom Hearts 2 is not Asian at all.
02:00:57
fux mcclit
Is it, though?
02:00:59
Robot
Sora, Cloud Strife, Square Soft, Square Enix.
02:01:01
fux mcclit
ah Sora, brat light brown hair. Cloud Strife, blonde hair.
02:01:05
Robot
Hey, hey, don't do this to me.
02:01:07
fux mcclit
Keep going. Keep going.
02:01:07
Robot
I can find them. I can find them. Mulan, Mulan.
02:01:10
fux mcclit
Keep going.
02:01:12
fux mcclit
Okay.
02:01:12
Steve-O
Okay. Wait, what?
02:01:13
fux mcclit
Fair.
02:01:13
Robot
so yeah
02:01:13
Steve-O
what
02:01:13
fux mcclit
Fair.
02:01:14
Steve-O
Oh, from Disney? God damn.
02:01:15
Robot
it Wait, how many?
02:01:16
fux mcclit
yeah Okay. So Mulan cancels out Yuna. Sure. Keep going.
02:01:21
Robot
Wait, you were the only kind of remote.
02:01:22
BARFINGLEON
I still look at your boat, though.
02:01:23
Robot
Is there any other Asian characters in Fantasy X2?
02:01:26
BARFINGLEON
While I'm eating those, Devin, Devin, while I'm eating...
02:01:26
fux mcclit
Yeah. Titus.
02:01:28
Robot
He's not Asian. He's got blonde hair.
02:01:30
BARFINGLEON
Devin, while I'm eating those, I'm looking at your...
02:01:32
Robot
I don't like the direction this is going.
02:01:32
fux mcclit
Brown skin.
02:01:35
Robot
i just <unk> just now you know i You know what I don't like?
02:01:35
BARFINGLEON
I'm looking at your boat.
02:01:36
fux mcclit
He's not Asian.
02:01:38
Steve-O
His boat looks, his boat's looking delicious.
02:01:38
fux mcclit
He's white. They're all white.
02:01:40
BARFINGLEON
um mean I'm eating them, but I'm looking at Devin's boat.
02:01:44
Robot
I don't like how Chris has been he's been too confident because he had two bangers.
02:01:48
fux mcclit
ah You know what? Fry my chocobos. Fry my chocobos up.
02:01:50
Robot
Yeah.
02:01:51
Steve-O
Damn, fry him up.
02:01:51
Robot
Yeah.
02:01:52
fux mcclit
Chocobo wings for dinner, I guess.
02:01:56
Steve-O
So, Devon ate Mario Brothers
02:01:57
fux mcclit
So Devin gets his fucking kingdom hearts. So the billion billionaire Walt Disney gets to eat even more food than us.
02:02:03
Steve-O
and Final Fantasy X2. Okay.
02:02:07
Robot
Sorry, I was hungry.
02:02:08
Steve-O
Dude,
Movie Trailers & Gaming News
02:02:09
Steve-O
that one stings.
02:02:09
BARFINGLEON
the roll.
02:02:10
Steve-O
That one stings. You chose like a legend. you ate You ate like Neil Armstrong.
02:02:13
BARFINGLEON
Fuck the roll.
02:02:13
Robot
Yeah, but but like... Alright, alright. I'm going to be honest.
02:02:17
BARFINGLEON
ah
02:02:19
Robot
I want you to honestly tell me that...
02:02:19
fux mcclit
Yeah.
02:02:22
Steve-O
you fought You found the old lady from Titanic and ate her.
02:02:23
Robot
but Yeah, yeah.
02:02:25
BARFINGLEON
ah I would eat the old lady from Titanic.
02:02:26
Robot
I want you to honestly tell me
02:02:28
BARFINGLEON
I would.
02:02:29
Robot
I love this list that there are games that are worse than the original Super Mario. Like, just from a game. Gameplay.
02:02:36
Steve-O
um We're not talking about worse. We're talking about just who would be the most delicious.
02:02:39
Robot
Yeah, well, that's the one I choose to get rid of because it's the least useful at this point.
02:02:45
Steve-O
Get rid of.
02:02:46
Robot
Yeah. AKA Eat. Dude, we Yellow Jackets the shit out of them.
02:02:51
Steve-O
That's fucked up. That's fucked up. You're going to you're going to be biting into some bad meat.
02:02:54
Robot
Chris and I are wearing fucking deer skin.
02:02:58
Steve-O
Deerskin?
02:02:58
Robot
Munchin?
02:02:58
Steve-O
Where'd you find deerskin?
02:02:59
Robot
Yeah.
02:03:00
Steve-O
You're on a fucking boat.
02:03:00
Robot
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tanuki's Inn?
02:03:02
Steve-O
You're in the ocean.
02:03:03
Robot
No, on the island that we've tried.
02:03:03
Steve-O
Well, i guess I guess we're on the island now. Yeah, you're right.
02:03:05
Robot
Yeah.
02:03:06
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. du What are you doing?
02:03:06
Steve-O
You're right.
02:03:07
BARFINGLEON
I would agree with Devin there.
02:03:08
Steve-O
That's fair. That's fair.
02:03:08
BARFINGLEON
You're not wearing deer skin.
02:03:08
Steve-O
That's fair. not And also, you don't get tanuki skin until three. so
02:03:13
BARFINGLEON
Oh, fuck, dude.
02:03:14
Robot
Oh, even better.
02:03:14
BARFINGLEON
Giant balls.
02:03:14
Robot
Yeah, even more useless.
02:03:16
Steve-O
Fireballs.
02:03:17
BARFINGLEON
Get those huge-ass balls.
02:03:19
Robot
Yeah.
02:03:19
BARFINGLEON
That's what I want.
02:03:21
Steve-O
There you go.
02:03:21
BARFINGLEON
Speaking of balls, we got news, right?
02:03:24
Steve-O
Yeah, we got some news.
02:03:24
Robot
We do got...
02:03:24
Steve-O
Let's fire through some of these suckers.
02:03:25
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Juicy Mad trailers. One, i was a little surprised by ah the lack of comments on.
02:03:34
BARFINGLEON
ah there's not a lot here.
02:03:35
Robot
But um first trailer of the week, the back rooms, official trailer. So we got teaser previously.
02:03:41
fux mcclit
I liked it.
02:03:43
Robot
Yeah, we were talking about this a little bit before recorded. I'm like a little cool on the trailers. I'm going to see it. I hope it's good.
02:03:55
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:03:55
Robot
But it's like a weird, it's kind of like you make your own terror when you're when you're watching these creepypasses. And, you know, because you're just alone watching creepy YouTube videos.
02:04:09
Robot
When you're trying to add plot and characters and God forbid a fucking love story, um which I'm not saying there is one, right? But just like if there's romance and things like that involved, i don't know. i don't know. But... um
02:04:23
BARFINGLEON
Maybe there's a Minotaur. Maybe she's really attractive.
02:04:27
Robot
I just, ah it's a cool concept and and I kind of wonder how the public at large will react to this. Because I think there's a lot of people like that don't really, have never even like thought of like SCP type, you know.
02:04:44
BARFINGLEON
I have a sneaking gut suspicion this movie is going to do numbers.
02:04:49
Steve-O
This is going to be for the Zoomers and the Gen Alpha kids.
02:04:49
Robot
Yeah.
02:04:51
BARFINGLEON
This is a Zoomer.
02:04:52
Robot
Yeah.
02:04:53
BARFINGLEON
is Zoomer film.
02:04:53
Robot
The minion...
02:04:54
Steve-O
They're running out of Mario Galaxy and into the back rooms.
02:04:57
Robot
Yeah, but ah yeah, an official Supergirl trailer. John, i was shocked you had zero comments about this.
02:05:07
fux mcclit
Oh, because I already know it's going to be good. Trailer is great, by the way, too.
02:05:09
Robot
know But, like you know, with this is the first Lobo.
02:05:10
fux mcclit
Loved it.
02:05:11
Robot
This is, um yeah, Lobo's talking.
02:05:13
Steve-O
First time you hear his voice.
02:05:16
fux mcclit
Yeah.
02:05:16
Robot
There's a ah different...
02:05:18
fux mcclit
I'm day zero for this movie.
02:05:20
Robot
I get it, right?
02:05:20
fux mcclit
All right.
02:05:21
Robot
I can't really get hated.
02:05:22
Steve-O
He's ride or die.
02:05:23
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, we're I think we're all on that boat.
02:05:23
fux mcclit
Yeah.
02:05:24
Steve-O
We're all ride or die for the last DC studios movie, right?
02:05:26
Robot
I do i do think ah i do think um the Lobo voice is a choice, but, you know.
02:05:36
Steve-O
Yeah, it's a little, uh, I don't know if in my head, that's how Lobo sounds, but maybe that's just because I'm spoiled by some of the the animated series stuff.
02:05:43
fux mcclit
I just love... Yeah. Is the...
02:05:47
Robot
um What?
02:05:49
fux mcclit
Whatchamacallit? and When does Lanterns come out?
02:05:55
BARFINGLEON
Is that May or August?
02:05:55
Robot
August? I think it's it's like summer.
02:05:57
BARFINGLEON
August.
02:05:57
Steve-O
Yeah, I think it's deeper into the year, yeah.
02:05:57
BARFINGLEON
It is August. I'm excited for that.
02:06:00
Robot
Yeah, Lanterns is coming out in... Oh my god, I hate this shit. Come on, give me a month, bro. Release date.
02:06:12
Robot
I want to say August. August 2026, yeah. Confirmed.
02:06:14
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:06:15
Robot
confirm
02:06:15
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:06:16
Robot
um Pretty apt considering what we were just talking about But ah there's also Lord of the Flies Netflix trailer Which is like, oh, okay
02:06:26
Steve-O
Dude, Piggy's going to get it
02:06:28
Robot
Spoilers, bro Yeah, it's a It's a countdown of What happened to the biggie, I guess I don't know, man it's ah It's kind of one of those stories where I'm like, why?
02:06:41
Robot
Like, I feel like we've told this story better
02:06:45
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yellow jackets.
02:06:46
Robot
Yeah, we like yellow jacke like Yellow Jackets exist.
02:06:46
Steve-O
only
02:06:48
Robot
Why do we need Laura the Flies to give you a message that's better told in other forms of media and other ways?
02:06:52
Steve-O
It's because...
02:06:56
Steve-O
Some people just don't understand that, you know, literary classics, those like themes and and stories will be, you know, moved on and adapted to other things.
02:06:56
Robot
Okay.
02:07:11
Steve-O
They just need to have like the thing pumped into their brain 100% as the thing as they know it.
02:07:18
BARFINGLEON
Hmm.
02:07:18
Steve-O
So it's for people who are just too stupid to look for yellow jackets.
02:07:21
Robot
Listen, we man man is inherently evil.
02:07:23
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:07:26
Robot
I get it. Yeah.
02:07:28
BARFINGLEON
You know, I still don't think it works.
02:07:32
Steve-O
You know, they already have that Simpsons episode where the bus washes up on the island.
02:07:35
BARFINGLEON
yeah
Industry News & Final Banter
02:07:37
Steve-O
That's one of the later episodes, I think so.
02:07:38
Robot
yeah
02:07:39
Steve-O
So.
02:07:39
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's where he calls his stomach his fart factory.
02:07:43
BARFINGLEON
remember that.
02:07:44
Robot
um Also, last little bit of news. ah Fun, interesting. a Stellar Blade developer.
02:07:53
BARFINGLEON
Stella Blade!
02:07:54
Robot
So, you know, those games or that game, I should say.
02:07:57
BARFINGLEON
Stella!
02:07:59
Robot
ah They acquired Shinji Mikami's new studio.
02:08:05
Steve-O
based on the title of your headline getting cropped, it sounded like they just like acquired the man.
02:08:10
Robot
they told him they told him i mean i mean steve to be fair that is kind of what they did right because like he was he left the last company and then wasn't like allowed to do anything for like five years and then he pops up he's like oh i have a new game company it's called unbound and then immediately you know teamed up with uh stellar blade now
02:08:11
Steve-O
Cause it just said stellar blade developer choirs, Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami. Hmm.
02:08:34
Steve-O
The last game they made was um the ah the Evil Beyond? Beneath? the What was that series called?
02:08:39
Robot
Evil Within.
02:08:39
fux mcclit
Evil Within.
02:08:40
Steve-O
Within. Within. They did two of those, right?
02:08:43
Robot
Yeah, but I think he worked on, I don't know if he worked on this game in particular, but there was, remember the game where you're fighting like Ghost in like Japan?
02:08:56
Robot
Came out like a few years ago.
02:08:57
Steve-O
Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08:58
Robot
Yeah, the Tango Gameworks.
02:08:59
Steve-O
I remember that one. It was like a PlayStation 5 sort of one, yeah.
02:08:59
BARFINGLEON
Ghostwire Tokyo.
02:09:01
Robot
Yeah, Ghostwire. I don't know if, I don't think he did Ghostwire.
02:09:06
fux mcclit
studio though, right?
02:09:08
Steve-O
There's tango game work.
02:09:08
Robot
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was he yeah he' was working at Tango. um And then he left. And to be fair, you know maybe I should <unk> speak at Aska a little bit. He did start Unbound Games in 2023, but was fully acquired by ShiftUp, which is the Stellar Blade developer.
02:09:27
Robot
um And, you know, like, what if um what have we just made Goonie-ass games with...
02:09:28
BARFINGLEON
Stowa.
02:09:37
Robot
the original Cap God, you know?
02:09:41
Robot
Marriage made in heaven.
02:09:43
fux mcclit
Anti-AI Cap God.
02:09:44
Robot
Yeah.
02:09:48
Robot
You love to see it. And that's pretty much it for the news. um Quiet weeks, and good trailers to start off with. But. You know, I've been plugging away. We all been playing watching her our stories.
02:10:02
BARFINGLEON
Ew, I love my stories.
02:10:03
Steve-O
I love my stories.
02:10:05
BARFINGLEON
I've been playing my stories. I've been watching my stories.
02:10:09
fux mcclit
Watch my stories.
02:10:10
BARFINGLEON
I've been reading my stories.
02:10:12
Steve-O
Oh my God. Did you know at the end of Liar Liar, Jim Carrey shows up as Fire Marshal Bill in the background of a scene?
02:10:24
BARFINGLEON
me tell you something. Yeah, I do.
02:10:25
Robot
I did hear about that a few weeks ago.
02:10:26
BARFINGLEON
I do. You're right there.
02:10:28
Robot
Well,
02:10:28
Steve-O
I didn't know this
02:10:31
BARFINGLEON
Love that character.
02:10:33
Robot
I you're a fake fan, dude.
02:10:33
BARFINGLEON
Cold.
02:10:35
Steve-O
Oh, I love fans.
02:10:35
Robot
Did we ever, was there ever consensus on whether or not that was really Jim Carrey a few weeks ago?
02:10:40
BARFINGLEON
Fire Marshal Bill? Yeah, in living count color.
02:10:42
Robot
No, no, no. when
02:10:43
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, that was him.
02:10:44
Robot
No, when he showed up to like get an award and he looked completely different.
02:10:48
Steve-O
Oh, he had the big old beard and the hair, right? He was doing the thing.
02:10:51
Robot
No, there's ah no beard. He looked like he had a shitload of plastic surgery.
02:10:53
BARFINGLEON
Now, talking more recently, he looked like Mickey Rourke.
02:10:56
Steve-O
oh oh no, I did not see this. Somebody link me.
02:11:01
BARFINGLEON
He looked like somebody punched him in the face when he was young and it never fixed.
02:11:07
Robot
Yeah, wait.
02:11:07
Steve-O
You know, I'm going to send you to the mall that lives underneath ground, Chris.
02:11:08
BARFINGLEON
Like Mickey Rourke.
02:11:16
Robot
Yeah, wait. where is that photo?
02:11:19
fux mcclit
Thank
02:11:20
Robot
But no, he ah he looks ah very odd. And everybody's everybody's really...
02:11:25
BARFINGLEON
you know, Devin, you look odd too.
02:11:27
Robot
No, no, but so then some guy, some like French YouTuber was like, oh, that was actually me.
02:11:28
BARFINGLEON
You know that, you know?
02:11:35
Robot
And then he showed his face. he's like He made a mask and he's like, it's me. But then like, no one's really sure about what the fuck actually happened with that.
02:11:44
Steve-O
ah What the hell? What the hell? Just weird, weird.
02:11:45
Robot
Yeah, but no, Jim Carrey...
02:11:50
Steve-O
It's Robotnik.
02:11:51
BARFINGLEON
By the way, Devin, it's James.
02:11:54
Robot
Whoa. Could you imagine?
02:11:56
Steve-O
That's Jim Carrey.
02:11:57
BARFINGLEON
yeah it's No, no.
02:11:57
Robot
Could you imagine that?
02:11:58
BARFINGLEON
His name is James Carey.
02:12:00
Steve-O
I'm sorry. That's James Curry.
02:12:03
BARFINGLEON
Curry?
02:12:04
Steve-O
What did you say?
02:12:05
BARFINGLEON
James Carey.
02:12:06
Steve-O
every Everyone, we'll be back with more James Carrey, Dean, next week. ah Until then.
02:12:14
BARFINGLEON
Alex Ventura.
02:12:16
Robot
No.
02:12:17
BARFINGLEON
Real human detective.
02:12:19
Steve-O
oh Oh, okay.
02:12:20
BARFINGLEON
James Carey in the lead.
02:12:21
Steve-O
That's not that's not Jim Carrey to the right. That's not Jim Carrey to the right.
02:12:23
Robot
Yeah.
02:12:26
Steve-O
Although that could be... that You know what? Never mind. That is Jim Carrey.
02:12:30
Robot
I know, but it's a, it's a shame because everybody's like, what the fuck?
02:12:31
Steve-O
That's Botox Jim Carrey.
02:12:35
Steve-O
Dude, I remember...
02:12:36
BARFINGLEON
Johnson Show with James Carey as the lead.
02:12:37
Robot
He was aging very gracefully.
02:12:40
Steve-O
The times I have seen people who have had plastic surgery up close in real life, it scares me, man.
02:12:49
BARFINGLEON
happens. in know
02:12:49
Steve-O
Because you can see the old person trapped beneath the sheen.
02:12:55
Robot
I don't think I've ever noticeably like seen that, I think. I'm trying to
02:13:01
Steve-O
It happened to me once and it freaked me the fuck out and I couldn't say or scream.
02:13:08
Robot
think. Are you just screaming? just got filler, lip filler. He's like,
02:13:14
Steve-O
No, it was more than lip filler. There was.
02:13:17
Robot
was it ah Was it at your your old job?
02:13:17
Steve-O
Oh,
02:13:20
Steve-O
It was at one of my old jobs. Yes. Yeah.
02:13:24
Robot
Was it Snooki?
02:13:25
Steve-O
No. No.
02:13:26
Robot
Oh, damn it.
02:13:27
Steve-O
yeah All right.
02:13:28
BARFINGLEON
I wish.
02:13:31
Steve-O
We'll be back next week. I'm going to tell everybody after the show ends.
02:13:33
Robot
Later.
02:13:33
fux mcclit
Mm-hmm.
02:13:33
Steve-O
All right. Bye, everybody.
02:13:36
Robot
hate it
02:13:37
BARFINGLEON
bet.