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GoldenSiracha: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of February 9th, 2026.
GoldenSiracha: Oh my goodness, we just had a Super Bowl, y'all. And we just watched the greatest show, the greatest halftime show, Turning Point USA. Kid Rock, are you kidding me, dude?
GoldenSiracha: Hell yeah. My name is Devin Kopech. With me, another big super fan, Steve O'Tierry.
Steve-O: Hey, if there's one thing I love, it is halftime shows run by Kid Rock.
GoldenSiracha: Hell yeah. ah ah Shockingly, an even bigger fan, Chris Kalani.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm just still shocked that Brett Ratner doesn't get to use Johnny Greenwood's music for his lovely movie.
GoldenSiracha: It's wild. Absolutely.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Melana.
GoldenSiracha: And the guy who the guy who he talked to me about this and he's like, actually, if you watch the Kid Rock show, he starts with that that filth song and then there's a choir and then he has a really Christian pro Christian song that talks about how he's been redeemed.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Melanoma.
GoldenSiracha: It's very much all about, you know, revisiting yourself and going to Christ.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God's my bitch.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. And he said and John Suarez explained that to me and he's like, so if you watch it, you would get it.
HANGINHAWGS: No.
GoldenSiracha: So John Suarez. Thank you for that lesson.
HANGINHAWGS: No, no, no, no, no.
GoldenSiracha: Thanks for having that context that I didn't have.
HANGINHAWGS: That's not what I was saying.
Steve-O: The fact that you have that.
HANGINHAWGS: if If I was talking about that, i would be talking about the freestyle that Nas did when he was 15 years old when when he said he went to hell for snuffing Jesus.
HANGINHAWGS: that That's the kind of God talk that I want.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Whoa. Whoa.
GoldenSiracha: Well, no, you said, you said, you said no, because like, because you were like, no, because you don't understand.
Steve-O: Whoa.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I thought it was him. ah You know, I really thought it was him.
HANGINHAWGS: But not Kid Rock.
GoldenSiracha: Like, you think it's just about that one song, but like, actually, there's a whole message there.
HANGINHAWGS: What was the actual? Oh, he said, when I was 12, I went to hell for snuffing Jesus.
GoldenSiracha: don't what that means.
Steve-O: and What snuffing Jesus mean?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well.
HANGINHAWGS: ah it It means he punched him in the head.
GoldenSiracha: Like killing Jesus?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Kill him. Kill him. He's fucking dead, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, he punched him face.
GoldenSiracha: Snuffing is punched?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Snuffing him him.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like you got snuffed out. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you're dead.
Steve-O: So like Jesus came back.
GoldenSiracha: But...
GoldenSiracha: And Nas got him.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He killed him.
HANGINHAWGS: What, he was 15. was 15, Chris, and his line was, Verbal assassin, my architect pleases.
Steve-O: Damn.
HANGINHAWGS: When I was 12, I went to hell for snuffing Jesus in a freestyle.
DUNCANTHETHOT: See, that's much better than Kid Rock's God's Goblin My Knob.
GoldenSiracha: I'm not going
HANGINHAWGS: Yes.
GoldenSiracha: to lie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's his song.
HANGINHAWGS: And the microphone the microphone broke in the middle of his freestyle.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: They had to get him a new one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God's sucking on my balls and my dick.
Steve-O: oh
GoldenSiracha: I'm going to lie. I don't think you...
DUNCANTHETHOT: What?
GoldenSiracha: ah No, i mean, yeah, that cadence.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's great.
Steve-O: you You know far too much about
GoldenSiracha: That cadence will always make me laugh. Who knows far too much?
Steve-O: about the the Turning Point USA halftime show.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, it's...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that song was really good because he said he was talking about fucking God the whole time.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I thought that was like I blew his ass big and wide open.
GoldenSiracha: cause a bombmer damn but the bomb po bomb no No, he just did the...
Steve-O: Was that from his one album from the 2000s?
HANGINHAWGS: but Did he sing Ba with the Ba at the halftime show?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm No, he just kept talking about how he was fucking God the whole night.
GoldenSiracha: Hold on.
Steve-O: I'm not going to lie. If i was forced to watch Kid Rock do anything and he didn't do Bah with the Bah, oh my God, dude.
GoldenSiracha: What songs did Kirok... All
HANGINHAWGS: yeah let's see I'm looking up the songs that he did.
GoldenSiracha: right.
Steve-O: I'd walk out. I'd walk out and do Scrape.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, he did.
GoldenSiracha: arch Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: He opened with Ba with the Ba.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I must have missed that.
GoldenSiracha: Well, well, well, to be fair, to be fair, his, to be fair, this this Spotify, Spotify opened with ball with a ball.
HANGINHAWGS: Come on, dude.
Steve-O: He has to open with Bah with the Bah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I missed that. I thought it was on Twitter, so I went on there to watch it.
Steve-O: ah No, no, I'm sorry. It was on. It
DUNCANTHETHOT: And then...
GoldenSiracha: Cause he wasn't singing it.
Steve-O: it was on Rumble, probably.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Then I watched it on Rumble.
GoldenSiracha: think we all know that you, but you download a rumble.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course I did.
GoldenSiracha: Uh, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: course.
GoldenSiracha: And then, um,
HANGINHAWGS: All my homies in the county in Cell Block 6. Oh, wait, wait here. Wild Mustangs, the porno flicks, all my homies in the county in Cell Block 6.
Steve-O: that's a throwback.
HANGINHAWGS: Come on, man.
Steve-O: yeah ah Dude, I'll be real right now.
HANGINHAWGS: No! No, no, don't be real, Steve.
Steve-O: I had that album. I had that album in 2000s.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, dude that that song's a banger, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I did too. I did too. But that, that CD was, that CD was him flipping, flipping the bird.
Steve-O: That Freak on a Leash.
HANGINHAWGS: The Grits.
DUNCANTHETHOT: If I remember correctly, right.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, probably.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The cover of the CD itself.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, probably.
Steve-O: It was like red. It was like red, but the actual disc, it was the bird.
GoldenSiracha: Listen, but that song that song was was really good at the time.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He was flipping the bird.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, man.
GoldenSiracha: And now it's it's been tarnished a little bit.
Steve-O: I signed up.
GoldenSiracha: I'm not going to lie.
Steve-O: for a 12 CDs for one penny program. And my mom was like, did you sign up for one of these CD house programs?
HANGINHAWGS: No, get in the pit and try to love someone.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And then you said, I'm a cowboy, baby.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, man.
GoldenSiracha: Dude.
Steve-O: Baby, got two pentamers and a microphone.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, see, I...
GoldenSiracha: No, John, I'll honest. is the first You listen to the first like minute of Ball with the Ball, it it gets you amped up.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't want to...
HANGINHAWGS: i don't want to yeah i don't want to too i don't want I don't want to toot my own hog here, but I was never i was never convinced.
GoldenSiracha: It gets you amped up.
HANGINHAWGS: Because what when did this come out? This was 1999, 2000.
Steve-O: 2000 with 99.
HANGINHAWGS: Dude, I was listening to Wu-Tang and Notorious B.I.G.
DUNCANTHETHOT: hog and say I was in the Kid Rock handling business.
Steve-O: were ninety nine Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: then. I was not listening to this. I mean, you can shit on me.
Steve-O: You got, you got to understand.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I was
Steve-O: You got to understand, John. I was basing my entire musical tastes on what t-shirts other children were bringing into middle school.
HANGINHAWGS: No, no, dude. No.
GoldenSiracha: No.
HANGINHAWGS: And you know what?
GoldenSiracha: No, John, I'm going to defend Steve on this.
HANGINHAWGS: you can shit on you you can shit You can shit on me.
GoldenSiracha: As a fellow player, you can't.
HANGINHAWGS: I was listening to P. Diddy back then as well.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that's fine.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Everybody's got their their faults here, bud.
GoldenSiracha: That's fine. You're allowed to do that.
HANGINHAWGS: All right.
GoldenSiracha: You're allowed to do that.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All right? Everybody's got their faults.
HANGINHAWGS: But I was never convinced by Kid Rock ever in my life.
GoldenSiracha: Listen, when when you are running a backyard wrestling company as a child, Kid Rock kid rock ah was heavy in the rotation.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You were going to hear that um sooner or later.
GoldenSiracha: All right?
Steve-O: It was in there.
GoldenSiracha: So it was in there.
Steve-O: And the thing, the thing is this, if we didn't have access to MTV or anything that gave us any musical knowledge, we would only be listening to Weird Al Yankovic.
Steve-O: And you know what?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
Steve-O: We would have been happier. We would have been better people.
DUNCANTHETHOT: mean, we probably would have been, I would have been happier.
GoldenSiracha: me you know what's wild apparently that album or whatever that it came on was like his fourth no no no Kid Rock Kid Rock it's like his fourth album like damn it took you that many albums like the fucking of course of course yeah
Steve-O: Amish paradise.
Steve-O: Really? Wow.
DUNCANTHETHOT: he had a well he was a He was a jazz pianist before he got into that.
Steve-O: but
DUNCANTHETHOT: He broke through.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, here's some ah here are some other albums that came out in 1999. Slim LP, Dre, 2007. slim shady lp dr drae to that
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah I watched. Now that, I listened to both of those nonstop.
HANGINHAWGS: Dr. Dre 2001.
GoldenSiracha: Listen, listen, a single is a single, John.
HANGINHAWGS: Most deaf. Black on both sides.
GoldenSiracha: not going to...
HANGINHAWGS: ah MF Doom.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah?
Steve-O: Oh, damn.
HANGINHAWGS: Operation Doomsday. ja Even Ja Rule. was it was even though he's yeah Even though he's fraudulent.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I listen to Ja Rule, too.
HANGINHAWGS: and He was exposed later.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I listen to all of this.
Steve-O: Wait, what year was this?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. This is 99. Ha
Steve-O: Dude, John, you missed one. Mambo No. 5.
HANGINHAWGS: ha ha ha ha!
DUNCANTHETHOT: I listen to that, too.
HANGINHAWGS: You know what?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, like, come on.
HANGINHAWGS: Dude, i'll take the bart I'll take the bars on Mamba number five. I'm a bar with the bar, though.
Steve-O: Oh, absolutely.
DUNCANTHETHOT: but so
Steve-O: i du All day.
HANGINHAWGS: Alright?
GoldenSiracha: um um i don't know.
Steve-O: All day.
HANGINHAWGS: All day, dawg.
GoldenSiracha: I don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: All day.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I feel like I was exposed to to more of this stuff than I was in my whole life.
HANGINHAWGS: Day zero, day one.
HANGINHAWGS: Let's see.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, I was listening to all of this.
HANGINHAWGS: What else came out? Oh, fucking Missy Elliott.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, I was listening to
HANGINHAWGS: Missy Elliott was out. Rough Riders, the first album's out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think I just had t TRL on all the time.
HANGINHAWGS: Even...
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like, tir well, ti that's how I think I was i was introduced to Kid Rock, was TRL.
Steve-O: You're a daily head.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Definitely.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: 99 was a strong fucking year for actual rap.
GoldenSiracha: Carson Daly told me what to be into.
Steve-O: 99 was a strong year for like everything.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh yeah, for music in general. But I mean, if you're talking about Kid Rocks rap.
Steve-O: Music, games, movies, sports.
HANGINHAWGS: You know?
GoldenSiracha: ah
HANGINHAWGS: Kid Rocks rap.
Steve-O: Kid Rock!
GoldenSiracha: Dude, come on, man. come on Don't make me defend Ball with the Ball.
HANGINHAWGS: Kid Rocks hip hop.
GoldenSiracha: I don't want to do it, but I will.
HANGINHAWGS: No, no, no, go ahead.
GoldenSiracha: the songs That song was so good in 1999, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: I would like you to do it.
HANGINHAWGS: Give me fucking... Dude, Beastie Boys. Scientists of Sound came out.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, listen. Oh, great.
Steve-O: That was a good one.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, great.
HANGINHAWGS: 99. 99.
Steve-O: That was a good one.
HANGINHAWGS: nodd did i
Steve-O: Yeah, that was a good one.
HANGINHAWGS: you If you need your white boy rap, you had it right there, dude. You didn't need Kid Rock.
GoldenSiracha: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. it was his second album. I don't know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I was eating well for white boy rap. I i listen to all the white boy rap can get my hands on.
Steve-O: Oh, dude.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, like Uncle Cracker.
Steve-O: Well, mean, that's tied to Kid kid Rock.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
Steve-O: um I almost said Kid Bob, which that's that's a different thing entirely.
GoldenSiracha: maybe Yeah, yeah, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Eminem really opened up the door. and then
HANGINHAWGS: Who's the British who is the british guy?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh,
HANGINHAWGS: The streets.
Steve-O: Oh, the street.
HANGINHAWGS: Dude, give me the streets, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh that guy rules.
GoldenSiracha: Out the streets, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That show is great.
HANGINHAWGS: He fucking rules, dawg!
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Great music.
HANGINHAWGS: Come on!
GoldenSiracha: but like
DUNCANTHETHOT: Great, great, great, great.
GoldenSiracha: But like, if i
HANGINHAWGS: Give me... There's so much better white boy rap than Kid Rock. I'm sorry.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, you moved on.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
GoldenSiracha: No, but he wasn't just rap, John. He was fusions.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, God.
Steve-O: that's the thing kid rock showed up and then immediately he got taken.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's country, rock, rap.
GoldenSiracha: don't Don't make me educate you, John.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: he got kid rock was taken over immediately by limp biscuit and Fred Durst.
HANGINHAWGS: Okay, educate me.
GoldenSiracha: really
HANGINHAWGS: Educate me. I would like it.
GoldenSiracha: Well, it all kind of was like, it was okay to be trashy and like this.
HANGINHAWGS: Dude, this is the same year... Devin, this is the same year My Name Is came out.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: so i The fact that Kid Rock has a blip on the fucking zeitgeist at all in that year is is actually pretty incredible to me.
GoldenSiracha: Listen. Dude.
GoldenSiracha: i just i just don't wanna I just don't want to pretend like Ball with the Ball wasn't a fucking banger in 1999. That's You're saying. Like,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, they were they were all they were all running off the heels in a minute. Yes,
GoldenSiracha: is it banger in 2026?
Steve-O: yeah They were.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, coattails.
Steve-O: yeah You're right.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Is it a banger in 2026?
HANGINHAWGS: They're standing on the shoulders of Eminem.
DUNCANTHETHOT: they were.
GoldenSiracha: Absolutely not. Yeah. yeah is it a panger in twenty twenty six absolutely not
DUNCANTHETHOT: yes do
Steve-O: It's wild to me that like our parents would like they would they would listen to Ball With The Ball right now.
HANGINHAWGS: You sure about that
Steve-O: and Or back then.
HANGINHAWGS: that, Devin? They one million one million bots tuned in to watch.
Steve-O: They just got the...
GoldenSiracha: and
HANGINHAWGS: no that Did you see that? It was like proven.
Steve-O: Their chat wasn't going.
HANGINHAWGS: It's all like paid paid bots.
Steve-O: like Apparently like the chat stopped. Yeah. Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Of course, dude. And it was still like, it was still embarrassingly low.
HANGINHAWGS: That's actually so fucking sad.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, whatever. Like, also, was anyone surprised that would be the case?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I used to go to a lot of dances, and they always played Ball with the Ball in the dance.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Did they end with ball with the ball? That's like, all right, last dance.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They would end with either that or Limp Bizkit, but you would get Eminem in there, too.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, no, dude. Dude, you can't end on ball at the ball.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You get you know Slim Shady.
GoldenSiracha: Bunch of red blooded 14 year olds.
HANGINHAWGS: Are they playing that are they playing that at the brook at the Brooklyn High School dances too, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't think so.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know. don't know, dawg. I don't know, man. I don't know, dawg. I don't know. Dude, had a big year that year.
HANGINHAWGS: he had Hard Knock Life.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: He had Can I Get a...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hard Knock Life.
GoldenSiracha: Okay, so ball with the ball.
HANGINHAWGS: Back That Fang Up came out that year.
Steve-O: i mean I mean, this was the Willennium starting, so like everything was going nuts.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Push Rob's like, wait!
DUNCANTHETHOT: I just listened to everything, I think.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: At that point, i was I didn't have a taste.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, same.
Steve-O: the only thing i The only thing I knew that I didn't like was like country.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I really didn't either.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, country was a big no-no.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that's fair. I just knew.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, late 90s, early 2000s, was like, I was heavily into...
Steve-O: I'm like, this is lame.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, and you know who brought who brought country to the forefront again? Kid Rock.
HANGINHAWGS: god damn you, dude.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, nu metal, rap metal, hard rock?
Steve-O: Damn you, dude.
GoldenSiracha: Kid Rock?
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, dude.
Steve-O: You can put it back.
HANGINHAWGS: i was listening to I was listening to No Limit Records CDs.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, okay. I was also Blink-182.
HANGINHAWGS: Oasis, Bush.
GoldenSiracha: We can brag. We can brag.
Steve-O: I'm not to lie. I listened to a lot of movie soundtracks as a kid. I had the Bad Boys CD.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, I had the... i had the i i John, I had the Mission Impossible 2 soundtrack.
Steve-O: That was a good CD.
HANGINHAWGS: ah wild west Wild Wild West.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: A Wild Wild West?
HANGINHAWGS: That was that year.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: That was that year.
Steve-O: Hell
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, hell yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, with the really good Limp Bizkit version?
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, dude.
Steve-O: oh yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: the Well, hold on.
Steve-O: Hell yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Hold on. Time out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: I'd like to put a fucking cap on this.
Steve-O: ah
HANGINHAWGS: Yes! Yes! Yes, Limp Bizkit did the theme, the Mission Impossible theme, but Hans Zimmer actually did the score for that movie, and it's actually a a pretty good score.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: ye
DUNCANTHETHOT: Go on. I know what you're saying. Yep. That was on there, too.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but like, what's the best song on that album? What's the best? What's the most memorable song in the album?
Steve-O: what's the What's the first song you hear when you put that album on?
HANGINHAWGS: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Bim, bim, bim, bim,
GoldenSiracha: John, we will convince you that Nu Metal is to be respected by the end of this episode.
Steve-O: evening
HANGINHAWGS: um was in the new metal, though.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. You know, one of my favorite moments, because I guess we were we were talking about favorite moments in the Discord earlier, but one of my favorite moments is when we were at, was it Dave Kostle's bachelor party?
GoldenSiracha: And John, you went to bed early
HANGINHAWGS: Um, in the, in the woods.
GoldenSiracha: And then like we just worked ourselves up into a frenzy and a drunk frenzy singing ah corn.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh yeah, and you guys woke me up. Yeah, you guys were listening to fucking Korn. You guys were listening to Korn. And I woke up.
GoldenSiracha: And you woke up laughing hysterically. And that's when I was like, you know what?
HANGINHAWGS: It was horrible.
GoldenSiracha: This one of my favorite moments of my life. It's a high point.
HANGINHAWGS: One of my high points was when we did karaoke that one time.
GoldenSiracha: stamp
HANGINHAWGS: And what was the song was that was playing?
GoldenSiracha: Gold and slumber.
HANGINHAWGS: no there was a song.
HANGINHAWGS: I forgot what song was it. it was ah It was a regular song that was playing and then everybody turned it into fucking Sabotage by Beastie Boys.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: oh
HANGINHAWGS: What song was it though?
Steve-O: I don't remember.
HANGINHAWGS: I just remember Sabotage but it wasn't Sabotage.
Steve-O: But it went really well with Sabotage.
GoldenSiracha: But there was enough There was enough of a dead Dead space where we could just say Listen all y'all this is Sam Baton Yeah Yeah Listen that's Us Us whites can get down When we need to We can turn it on
HANGINHAWGS: I forget.
Steve-O: Because it was like, oh, this Sabotage.
HANGINHAWGS: or yeah yeah, no, no, no.
Steve-O: Listen on, y'all.
HANGINHAWGS: It was a canon moment.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, well, karaoke's a big contributor to that.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah Yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: It really unlocks us. It's the only time it does.
GoldenSiracha: just saying, John, I'm going to sneak a ball with the ball in at my wedding.
HANGINHAWGS: that ah I mean, sure.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's going to be your song, right?
GoldenSiracha: And you're going Nah,
HANGINHAWGS: But that might not be it might not be a good look in 2026 to play like that song at your wedding.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yours and Jenny's song?
Steve-O: and And yeah, it's going to a, now the groom is going to dance with his best man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You guys are going to dance.
GoldenSiracha: nah, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You guys are going to dance.
GoldenSiracha: We're going to have a
HANGINHAWGS: I'm just saying.
GoldenSiracha: ahead Yeah, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I think that's a good look.
Steve-O: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
GoldenSiracha: I will ruin the whole thing just ah just for this bit.
HANGINHAWGS: don't think that's a good look. I don't know, dude.
GoldenSiracha: shit.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, dude. I don't know if that's a good idea.
GoldenSiracha: shit
HANGINHAWGS: Because then ah then all the then all the the weirdos are going to be exposed and
GoldenSiracha: all All my homies in cell block six, you mean?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I say try to find
Steve-O: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh try to find a really heavenly version of it and have that be your way you enter the wedding to.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like the, the, a wedding version basically.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. We'll see. Yeah.
Steve-O: That's the song that you come down to the aisle to.
HANGINHAWGS: no.
GoldenSiracha: yeah That's to be like, you know, when you're introducing the, the, the grooms, you know, the, the bridal power or yeah bri bridal pot, uh, party.
Steve-O: A
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you just hear in the background.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: like Somebody's playing it on an organ.
HANGINHAWGS: Like why would you even put. Why would you even put. Kid Rock in the Nu Metal. Like.
GoldenSiracha: don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: category when you have when you have like you have like because Devin you already have Linkin Park there and System of the Down
GoldenSiracha: Just what Wikipedia is telling me.
Steve-O: toilet. You could just put him in the toilet.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but like, I don't.
Steve-O: Dude, well, new new Lincoln Park's controversial, too.
HANGINHAWGS: because it's a girl okay Steve oh oh my god
Steve-O: yeah Well, I think it's she said some i think she says some fucked up shit.
GoldenSiracha: No, I think it was, um it was, she was, she was, there's a record of her supporting, what's his name?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm glad he killed himself. you know Fuck.
GoldenSiracha: The guy from that seventy show.
Steve-O: Scientology. Yeah, Danny Masterson.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, she...
GoldenSiracha: yeah she's like she was like friends with him yeah like i don't you know it's kind of one of those i don't want to i don't want to write somebody off because they're like hey i don't i hope my friend didn't do it i don't think they did it and then they did it and they're like oh you know we still we still fuck with ashton kutcher kutcher kutcher what yeah what the fuck's his name
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, the rapist.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Ew.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
Steve-O: Look, I'm sitting here.
HANGINHAWGS: Do we?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do we?
Steve-O: You can't
HANGINHAWGS: You don't even know his name
DUNCANTHETHOT: You couldn't even say his name. You can't even say his name.
GoldenSiracha: Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis.
Steve-O: even know his name anymore.
DUNCANTHETHOT: move We don't fuck with him anymore. doesn't do shit.
Steve-O: skipped right over Fez.
GoldenSiracha: Well, i don't, I think Fez was smart enough to stay out of that one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And Mila Clutis for that matter.
Steve-O: Yeah, Fez is like, I'm out.
GoldenSiracha: He was like, I'm out.
Steve-O: I'm here for business.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What's
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, Mila Kunis.
DUNCANTHETHOT: she doing? Nothing.
GoldenSiracha: She's married to Ashton Kutcher.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They're doing nothing, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: I really don't know how to pronounce his last name.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Whole big Robin's egg. Boom.
GoldenSiracha: I think it's like Butcher, right? Ashton Kutcher.
Steve-O: Aston Kutcher.
GoldenSiracha: Kutcher.
DUNCANTHETHOT: as as in cucher Ass in Ass in Kutcher?
Steve-O: Kutcher?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Now I'm forgetting.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: We haven't said that name and in a long time, so.
GoldenSiracha: Grok, Grok, how do I pronounce this?
Steve-O: oh
GoldenSiracha: Is that...
Steve-O: It's Aston Kutcher.
DUNCANTHETHOT: this wholele Asshole! Asshole toucher!
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, thanks, Grok.
Steve-O: There you go. There you go. think he's being gronk.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, I'm telling you, I always think...
DUNCANTHETHOT: He would say the same thing.
GoldenSiracha: I always think that they're asking Grok.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Stop asking me so many questions!
GoldenSiracha: I'm like...
Steve-O: There's too many thoughts in my brain. I'm going die.
GoldenSiracha: that's That's why it's so funny to me because that's like what if like if Elon Musk was even remotely funny, like that's why he would have called Grog.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Everybody's questions make him a brain hurt!
GoldenSiracha: I hate they hate this.
Steve-O: Why would you make my username so easy?
GoldenSiracha: I had to it's i can't do it. Get any work done. I can't answer all these questions.
Steve-O: with the ball.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, it's a bar new metal baby. I don't know.
Steve-O: Why are we even talking about Linkin Park? Why we even talking about Kid Rock?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Or Gronk, for that matter.
Steve-O: We had the big game.
HANGINHAWGS: rather I would rather listen to that meme of that British dude rapping like he's Jamaican. that's like You guys have seen that, right?
GoldenSiracha: ah Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Are you talking about... Wait, are you talking about... um
GoldenSiracha: Sean Kingston?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, okay.
Steve-O: plum um Tom Hanks' son?
GoldenSiracha: No, no, no.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, no.
HANGINHAWGS: is that That's not Tom Hanks.
DUNCANTHETHOT: that's That's a separate...
GoldenSiracha: not a No, no.
Steve-O: Jet Hanks? Oh, that's a separate incident.
GoldenSiracha: yeah good Yeah, that's a separate white Jamaican.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a separate... But that's also equally as funny.
HANGINHAWGS: There's a dude that...
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, there's this meme where it's like, hey, do this or be Jamaican.
Steve-O: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Chet Hanks.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hanks. Chet Hanks.
Steve-O: Jet Hanks, man.
GoldenSiracha: yeah it's like, hey, score touchdown the Super Bowl or or be Jamaican. It's just Drake. Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Scream Jamaican lyrics.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
HANGINHAWGS: you never seen this Steve hold on you're watching this shit cause like the meme is like like draw 24 or draw 4 or turn Jamaican whatever that's two mixing two different memes but like what's the best context for this
Steve-O: yeah
GoldenSiracha: Oh my God. Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: It works.
GoldenSiracha: It's generally, it's just generally like a sporting event. And it's just like, Hey, can you do this thing?
HANGINHAWGS: yeah it's like Yeah, it's like Rob Palenka of the Lakers like make ah make a trade or or turn Jamaican.
GoldenSiracha: And they're like, no.
Steve-O: Oh my god.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: And then that clip plays.
HANGINHAWGS: It's just this.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: you know Yeah, trade trade for Giannis or turn Jamaican. And it's this.
Steve-O: That's funny.
HANGINHAWGS: He sounds convincing though, right, Steve? Like he's...
Steve-O: he He does sound convincing. He does sound convincing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Interesting. Interesting development.
HANGINHAWGS: It's like... It's on every fucking... Every trade deadline for every sport, it's it's this guy comes up.
Steve-O: It's just this this clip just comes out.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, because the fanatics of their teams are are mad that their team isn't making any trades, so they just... Everybody posts this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I.e. the Sixers.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, they're like, Daryl Moore, and make a trade, return Jamaican. And that's just...
GoldenSiracha: so
HANGINHAWGS: I love this shit.
GoldenSiracha: Oh.
HANGINHAWGS: ah Speaking of this stuff... What is this?
GoldenSiracha: oh
HANGINHAWGS: um Can you guys explain? Because I've been looking up like all this Section 230 stuff, and I'm not really sure where I stand.
Steve-O: What's section 230?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, please elaborate.
HANGINHAWGS: So think it's the Democrats are trying to lobby to repeal Section 230. Yeah, and Section 230 makes
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, ah they had ah Jason Gordon-Levitt speaking about it, correct?
HANGINHAWGS: yeah and section two thirty makes it so you can't sue... The platform. Like for instance. Like. All the garbage shit that's going on. Twitter right now. Which is like really toxic. Like Twitter is not held liable. For keeping it on there.
HANGINHAWGS: So. And it's a bait. Like a main thing is. You know. Kids are. The big hot topic around it. Like. um I don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: It's. It seems like there's arguments to both sides. So I wanted to see what you guys thought, but you guys aren't, you guys aren't in on it.
GoldenSiracha: ah yeah I have no idea.
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: You guys aren't in on it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i knew I knew he was speaking about this, but I don't... like It's basically ah it's a First Amendment question because it's limiting free speech, ultimately.
HANGINHAWGS: Right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: If we get rid of that, then any platform can remove anything that it deems offensive.
HANGINHAWGS: Right. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And they're removed from liability from removing said content. So it gives them plausible deniability to remove anything that they want.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, so
HANGINHAWGS: so you can sue the person that posted it if they're if they're revealed somehow and not anonymous.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And it also just gives any one of these things the ability to remove anything for any reason without any pushback.
HANGINHAWGS: but no No regulation and no...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. So it gives them a lot of power. You know, like Twitter and such.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, protects websites from being legally responsible for what their users post.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So that means... Yeah, Elon could remove whatever he wants on Twitter, deeming it illegal or, you know, violation of whatever rule they want. And there's no liability for that for him.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The liability would be if he let it on there. But you he can say anything is offensive, right?
HANGINHAWGS: Right.
Steve-O: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: that's the That's the issue. You're giving him too much power to control it.
GoldenSiracha: So, yeah, and I guess it's like like if it's like YouTube, YouTube can remove, restrict or glitch block videos without being legally responsible for everything on their site.
DUNCANTHETHOT: least that's what it seems like.
GoldenSiracha: So it's like they can just get rid of stuff.
Steve-O: I mean, they're already definitely um doing that.
GoldenSiracha: But is it is it to keep it or is it to.
Steve-O: Like,
GoldenSiracha: I guess it's already a thing, right?
HANGINHAWGS: Repeal it means to take take it down.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: So make them lot make Facebook and Twitter and YouTube liable for the content.
GoldenSiracha: Oh.
HANGINHAWGS: It's touchy, right?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's touchy because it's like on one hand, it's like, yeah, you know, maybe that, maybe that would be like a way to, you know, Twitter used to be a place that didn't invite so many Nazis on board.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. i don't, I certainly don't think it's, but,
Steve-O: But then once, you know, Elon Musk came back, he was like, bring back all the Nazis, baby.
HANGINHAWGS: Right.
Steve-O: Um,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that the issue isn't like that. In theory, it would be good to cleanse Twitter and make it an unbiased place. It's the person that's doing the cleansing is the issue.
Steve-O: Right.
HANGINHAWGS: Right.
Steve-O: It's it's it's it's.
HANGINHAWGS: to
Steve-O: But like what John was saying is it's definitely two sides of a coin because it's like at that point you're going to be like, well, I'm going to have to start so like kind of limiting who I want on this platform.
Steve-O: It's like the things you're saying. I view that as as reprehensible. So you're gone like.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, because they say big tech allows harmful content to spread.
Steve-O: don't
DUNCANTHETHOT: this It is a tricky thing. I do think, though, i would it is against the First Amendment to repeal that.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, so the the Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing was um because there was an incident where a high school teacher used Snapchat to groom a student to into a sexual relationship.
HANGINHAWGS: um Teacher was female. Victim was male. i It doesn't matter, though. Right. a Teacher was sentenced to 10 years in jail, but Snapchat. It didn't matter.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So according according to a lot of people in the in the business, the likelihood of this to Section 230 being repealed zero.
HANGINHAWGS: That's Snapchat.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Once tech billionaires start signing checks, 230 disappearing would be a massive cost increase for any company that hosts user content.
HANGINHAWGS: Right. Right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So they're not going to want that repeal because it's going to be on them. The impetus will be on them.
HANGINHAWGS: It's too much power on the to the to the to the whoever owns it. you know like it's
DUNCANTHETHOT: It is.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: and then they the they'll they'll just twist it into being you know twisting it to to fit that whatever agenda they have at that point. you know like Basically, Twitter.
HANGINHAWGS: twitter now Everything will just turn into Twitter, that whatever Twitter is now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep.
HANGINHAWGS: you know
DUNCANTHETHOT: Not great.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know. i don't know what the I don't know what the right answer is.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think Jason Gordon-Levitt's a little misguided. I understand his heart's in the right place.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I get the idea behind it, but i don't think he's really thought about it.
HANGINHAWGS: And it it's... Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but it's because it's like, what what can you do?
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, the the proper... Well, the proper, the proper um maybe maybe i my maybe I'm not the right person to speak on this, but but the the proper the proper thing to do is don't let your kids on social media platforms at all.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm not either, but that's my opinion.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: you know
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's, I think, the crux of it, right?
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, it's a parenting thing. It's a parenting thing at the same time.
GoldenSiracha: Well, i guess because the because the idea is like if they repeal it, then it's like then these companies have to put a real effort into.
GoldenSiracha: You know, policing the content, I guess, because it's like Snapchat, if somebody hooks up with like a drug dealer on Snapchat and then they overdose and die, you know,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Exactly.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Might be on Snapchat.
GoldenSiracha: To me, like on paper, it's like wild that that could be on Snapchat. But if it is right legally, it gets repealed and all that. So it can be on Snapchat. It's like so then now Snapchat, I know like parent companies, all that, all that.
GoldenSiracha: But to simplify, it's like so now Snapchat has to now put in some form of you know checks and balances where they can be like, OK, like we cannot just put our hands and say not us.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And that means money. And that means that's going to cost them cash.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that means money.
HANGINHAWGS: It's just money, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: That's tough. I i mean, yeah it's definitely tricky. Definitely tricky because it's kind of one of those things where it's like, I mean, i don't know, man. it's it's it's It's tricky. it's hu It's interesting. You know, it's it's really it's it's real interesting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I understand like a pushback against a law that was written in 1996 for something that's going on now, which is like 30 years later.
GoldenSiracha: It's interesting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i get it.
GoldenSiracha: sure can be tweaked. We can tweak it, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: i get it.
GoldenSiracha: But we can't, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Like that I understand the, ah the, that I get more than repealing it entirely.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, she didn't repeal it completely.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, and it's like it's like, we'll never be able to tweak it. We just have to remove it and then put something else in. That's,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, we can, yeah, we can put in another bill that, you know, makes it more modernly relevant.
GoldenSiracha: yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So that's fine. We do that too. Like that. Why repeal something that inhibits free speech? Like let's, let's work on it, fixing it
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, because I guess, like, the argument is, like, is it necessarily, and again, like I'm speaking, trying to speak from an unbiased standpoint here, but like, is it really Snapchat's fault that that incident happened?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah,
HANGINHAWGS: Like how much control could they have over that to begin with? You know, if they just provide the the platform for people to use it and, you know, it's like, um it's like if you get, um that's bad ah example, but,
HANGINHAWGS: You know, like, what if it, yeah, what if it's a, what if it's a, it happened over text messages?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I feel like this is easily a situation where
HANGINHAWGS: Like,
DUNCANTHETHOT: I feel like this is easily a situation that can be that, that could be that, that could be turned into propaganda pretty easily.
GoldenSiracha: yeah it's like T-Mobile is the carrier going to be
HANGINHAWGS: yeah do you, yeah, do do you blame the carrier? does the Is the carrier liable at that point?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, propaganda, and then, you know, people won't have freedom anymore.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like you could, you, you could, you could, you could come at somebody and be like, well, you, you don't want to repeal something that allows pedophiles to attack our children like that.
Steve-O: Yeah. yeah know
DUNCANTHETHOT: is the language I'm expecting for this battle.
GoldenSiracha: Yep.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I think that's terribly, ah no nuance whatsoever. And it boils it down to something that's reactionary and scary.
Steve-O: that's That is the thing that scares me. It seems like a lot of the things that are removing people's freedoms are hid behind like, were hey, we're gonna we need you to show us your IDs and your and your photo to use Discord now can see your photo.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Protect the children.
HANGINHAWGS: It all comes back to weapons. It all comes back to weapons, guys.
Steve-O: it It all comes back to weapons. Like there was that one ad in the Super Bowl where it was like, hey, your your ah your ring camera, we can use that, put it on an AI network and we'll track lost dogs.
HANGINHAWGS: or Weaponizing the kids.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, you gotta love the dog. What about the dog, Steve?
Steve-O: What about the dogs? And it's like, meanwhile, like two years from now, everybody's ring cameras is to be hunting people who are like running from the the government police in the middle of the night.
Steve-O: Like it's, it's these things are, these things are scary.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Slippery slope.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Slippery slopes everywhere.
HANGINHAWGS: Flip-re-slope,
DUNCANTHETHOT: And to say this without any nuance, this argument leads to it being repealed and us losing our... our
HANGINHAWGS: yeah. it's Yeah, like yeah that's the that's the main thing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ability to say what we want on the internet.
HANGINHAWGS: It's not really a a one or zero thing. like it's you know It's not necessarily, I don't know.
Steve-O: John, for the things you were saying in 2005 on Xbox Live, Microsoft would be locked up.
HANGINHAWGS: it's hard it's hard It's hard to say.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I know.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, dude. Yeah,
HANGINHAWGS: So that means I wouldn't have gotten my account banned.
Steve-O: Your account would have been banned.
HANGINHAWGS: Just ended.
HANGINHAWGS: But, ah you know, Xbox would be liable.
GoldenSiracha: you yeah I
Steve-O: Xbox would be liable, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you were talking about how a certain event didn't happen, right?
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: So it did happen, but he was but he was happy he was happy about it because like f you for sniping me, you know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Or it did happen and they deserved it. Yeah.
Steve-O: but
HANGINHAWGS: Neither confirm nor deny.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I understand.
Steve-O: That was someone else. That was someone else though. That was Ron.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
Steve-O: That was Ron.
GoldenSiracha: that was and That was a lifetime ago, literally.
Steve-O: I mean, to be fair, if you did that and you did lock up Bill Gates, like that's just where he belongs.
GoldenSiracha: could have.
Steve-O: Like based on what we're, we're seeing and hearing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And let's be honest, he probably did it.
Steve-O: Did you hear that? Apparently he was asking questions about if he could ah like get samples of STDs so he could give it to his wife or something.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah so you can give it to his wife.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, was that Bill Gates?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no, no, no.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: He wanted to give his wife he wanted to give his wife penicillin because he got it you got an STD from a Russian prostitute and he didn't want her he wanted her to to not have the scd too.
GoldenSiracha: or that that was I thought that was Stephen Hawking. Was that?
Steve-O: Oh, penicillin.
HANGINHAWGS: No, I thought... Yeah.
Steve-O: Right.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. right Was that Bill Gates or was that Stephen Hawking?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That was Bill Gates.
HANGINHAWGS: No, there was it there was a Bill Gates one
DUNCANTHETHOT: That was Bill Gates.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That was 100% Bill Gates. I read that and I was like, this is a hell a list. It's a hell of a list.
Steve-O: That's, yeah, that's a wild list.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And then they started talking about Avatar and I was just laughing at Devin the whole time.
Steve-O: Oh my God.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like these fucking weirdos like that movie. He's a weirdo too.
GoldenSiracha: It will mean mean ah billions of others. Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: lot weirdos out there according to this list.
GoldenSiracha: Whoa.
Steve-O: That's all the Epstein list is. It's just people who like the Avatar movies.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's what it seems like.
GoldenSiracha: That's a big list, dude. This movie making a lot of money, guys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They wanted to make a k Navi to fuck it. That's what it sounded like.
GoldenSiracha: I mean, wouldn't you?
HANGINHAWGS: Mm-hmm.
GoldenSiracha: If you had the ability.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's The money.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, you have the money and the whole Illuminati background.
DUNCANTHETHOT: we always talk.
GoldenSiracha: And you're like, can we just put one out?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, what's with the fucking kids island?
GoldenSiracha: Is that an Avatar song?
Steve-O: Yeah, that was from my Avatar.
DUNCANTHETHOT: wow.
GoldenSiracha: Man, no. Okay. My bad.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it screw the fucking kids island.
GoldenSiracha: Why do you know that, Steve?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I want i want to make weird alien people.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, make him fight.
Steve-O: Oh, you know what?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
Steve-O: I wouldn't i would make you the Na'vi. If we were making weird alien people, who would you make?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What'd you make, Steve?
GoldenSiracha: Nah, dude. Predators all day.
Steve-O: Predators?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What'd you make, Predators?
Steve-O: What? You want to battle everything? No, no.
GoldenSiracha: Nah, dude. They're my private army, dude. Are you kidding me?
Steve-O: Your private army? Nah, they have way too many ceremonies.
GoldenSiracha: I put control chips in them. Don't worry.
Steve-O: you have you didn't You got just one wish, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: It's fine. I didn't know we were wishing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, what alien race would you create with your billions of dollars, Steve? Fictional alien race, obviously.
Steve-O: I'm thinking maybe so one of the... um ah Maybe something from the Mass Effect. Maybe like... um
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow, that was fast.
Steve-O: I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. who would Who would it be? Would it be like... um
GoldenSiracha: well know i don't know. don't know.
Steve-O: ah
GoldenSiracha: Psycho.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, it's on you, babe.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: um trying to remember the names. All I remember are the characters' names.
GoldenSiracha: Why did you pick something that you didn't really know was all that much about?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'd make a bunch orc. I'd make a bunch of Half-human, half-orc women from that World of Warcraft movie?
GoldenSiracha: Okay. That's on Alien, though, right?
HANGINHAWGS: Excuse me.
GoldenSiracha: That's not...
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's not real.
GoldenSiracha: okay Well, if we're if we're talking about that, then i ah I'm building a space marine.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i mean, I got billions. is what I want. Yeah, sure.
GoldenSiracha: okay Yeah, all right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do it today, man. You got the money.
Steve-O: yeah I mean, dude, this is your dream. go big.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, okay. Listen, I thought we had to pick Aliens. I'm sorry.
DUNCANTHETHOT: you don't have to pick. Yeah, yeah. its It could be whatever non-existent race.
GoldenSiracha: i good I'm building.
Steve-O: um you I'm going to make the Mars attacks, Alien.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God, why? Why?
GoldenSiracha: Oh, God.
Steve-O: Just one.
GoldenSiracha: That's the worst one.
Steve-O: Just one. he doesn't even have ray gun.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah it um
GoldenSiracha: You know what, ah Steve? just just ah No, Galani would go with his heart and make the conehead.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Or ALF.
GoldenSiracha: He'd go the coneheads.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, shit. You got me cornered now.
GoldenSiracha: ah
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Get out of this one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. Get out of my dreams.
Steve-O: Or to tie it back to what we were talking about with the section 230 thing, we can make it a Joseph Gordon Levitt's character from third rock from the sun.
HANGINHAWGS: Thank you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Why him?
Steve-O: I just wanted to tie it back to something we were previewing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Why not?
Steve-O: You know, come on the art of the loop.
GoldenSiracha: can i tell Can I tell you that that show infuriated me because of how lazy it was?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Why not French Stewart?
GoldenSiracha: 50,000?
Steve-O: You're right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'd clone 50,000 French stewards.
Steve-O: Why, why did that, why did that infuriate?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I would proliferate them throughout the world. They would be my underover of undercover agents in my eyes and ears.
GoldenSiracha: Do you think they really don't stand out?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course they stand out, but they wouldn't be expecting to be giving me information about things.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: They'd be like court jesters.
GoldenSiracha: Now listen, listen, the reason it bothers me is because it's so lazy. They're just like, they're aliens. What do you mean? They just look like humans.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No. Well, French Stewart does look like an alien.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no, they're aliens. No, he doesn't.
Steve-O: They were in form. They were in human form.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He was at the radio, by the way.
GoldenSiracha: No, but that's what I mean. Like the whole show, are they ever not in human form in that entire show?
Steve-O: No, it's a, it's a sitcom.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, exactly. It's just fucking lazy.
Steve-O: It's a, it's a multicam sitcom.
GoldenSiracha: yeah You know
Steve-O: Never.
DUNCANTHETHOT: can't you cant
GoldenSiracha: Imagine if the show Dinosaurs was just a bunch of humans.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, yeah, we're dinosaurs.
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, that's pretty good show.
GoldenSiracha: We're just in our our human forms. no they that No.
DUNCANTHETHOT: If it was like Daniel Day-Lewis, I'd believe it.
HANGINHAWGS: pretty good show
GoldenSiracha: No, that show That show fucking stuck it out, paid the money, made the electronic heads.
Steve-O: It didn't really. it had like two seasons, three seasons at Matt at most.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but that's what i' saying. They fucking went there.
DUNCANTHETHOT: they killed everybody at the end of it.
Steve-O: They did. It was sad.
GoldenSiracha: Yes, but I'm just...
Steve-O: do you want that to be the ending of Third Rock from the Sun?
GoldenSiracha: Isn't that the ending of Third Rock from the Sun?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No.
GoldenSiracha: No.
Steve-O: think they just go back.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They go back.
GoldenSiracha: We watch different shows. I've never watched more than two episodes of Third Rock.
Steve-O: ah Because you were too mad at it. You watched that X-Files episode and it freaked you out.
GoldenSiracha: Honestly, dude, i I'll be honest.
Steve-O: This
GoldenSiracha: Like literally as a kid, I was like, I can't fucking buy this. This this is lame.
Steve-O: is bullshit.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, this is.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was hilarious, Evan. You missed out. Jonathan Lithgow was hilarious on that show.
Steve-O: Come on, Trinity.
GoldenSiracha: Listen.
Steve-O: Trinity.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He called everybody a cunt.
GoldenSiracha: oh Oh, sorry. Sorry. It took me a minute.
HANGINHAWGS: Shut up, cunt.
GoldenSiracha: Uh. Anyway, um hey, ah John, you might know about this.
HANGINHAWGS: Yes.
GoldenSiracha: But are you familiar with the term parallel play?
HANGINHAWGS: What is that?
GoldenSiracha: So that is it's not sexual. It's not weird. It's just like when you and your partner will just hang out in the same room, but just kind of be doing completely different things.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah that's literally...
GoldenSiracha: Right.
HANGINHAWGS: 95% of um whenever we're together now and we have a minute.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So jenny's Jenny's version of parallel play is to be unconscious on the couch and take up 90% of the couch so I can't use the couch or watch TV or play video games or do anything with the couch.
HANGINHAWGS: This is, dude, again, this is what I'm saying, man. Just get a nice monitor. Move your stuff to the office.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, well, like she got mad at me because like last night i was like, go to bed. I was like, you need to go to bed. And she was like super pissed at me.
GoldenSiracha: And I was like, yo, I don't know what to tell you, dude. like
Steve-O: Was she like, we're parallel playing.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no, that's the thing. She's been trying to use it like as an excuse. And I'm like, that's not parallel play.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So it's not mutual masturbation.
GoldenSiracha: Parallel plays like we hang out.
Steve-O: What kind of couch do you have?
GoldenSiracha: No. We have a, um it's like a cheap green couch, but it's, it can't get any, um,
Steve-O: Is it just one way the know?
GoldenSiracha: There's like, so there's the middle and then it's bookended by two, what's the term, Chase? You know, the long long boys long boys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Chase lounges.
Steve-O: Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: But they're not super long and the couch is, you know, it's it's it's not a it's it's a budget couch, let's be honest.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
Steve-O: well
GoldenSiracha: But it's like, She'll be just unconscious in the middle row. So all I have to do, all my options are, and the the dog will generally be on one of the other chase lounges.
Steve-O: Mm
Steve-O: hmm.
GoldenSiracha: So my only option is to like lay down and play games, which I don't like on the chase with my legs overhanging, which I don't like, or like sit up and hunch at the edge of it.
GoldenSiracha: And,
Steve-O: Now, now the old Devon Kopech I knew. had a leather gaming chair that he would he would swivel right up to the TV.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but it's but it's my living room. It's my living room. I can't. There's no sensible spot for It did.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And the old Devin I used to know used to sit less than a foot away from the television. His eye was, his head was like right there.
Steve-O: Yeah, you were like right in front of the TV.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: It did. Mm-hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: Right there.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't know how he played those games.
HANGINHAWGS: It makes it seem bigger. It makes it seem bigger.
Steve-O: It does.
GoldenSiracha: it did it did
Steve-O: That 55-inch TV suddenly became 75 when you were right in front of it.
GoldenSiracha: So, ah yeah, but she tries to tell me, she's like, no, no, this is parallel play. And I was like, you don't know what that means. And I was like, I bet you, I may have said, I may have said, I bet you John does parallel play, right?
Steve-O: Dude, that's the thing. She did research on that. She dropped that on you.
HANGINHAWGS: No, no.
HANGINHAWGS: You should have been like, you should been like, no, parallel plays. You're I'm knitting a sweater on the couch while while you do digital art on a tablet like that's that's parallel.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I was like,
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
HANGINHAWGS: but
GoldenSiracha: I was like, I do this and you are on your phone or doing something or like vice versa. It's not you just become unconscious and I have to deal with you because I'll wake her.
Steve-O: I
GoldenSiracha: I'm like, hey, do you want to like go to bed? She's like, no, to hang out. I'm like, this is not hanging out.
HANGINHAWGS: Nah, dude.
Steve-O: i think that's a really fun statement, though.
HANGINHAWGS: Nah. Nah, I'm good.
Steve-O: Hey, hey, wake up.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm straight. I'm straight. I'm good.
GoldenSiracha: But we've got it we've gotten to the point where I have to get mean about it I'm like, get up.
Steve-O: It's time for bed.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's like a kid. It's like a kid. They're like, I'm not tired. want to stay up.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no, literally. rim Honestly, i hate to say it, but it reminded me of when Owen wanted to hang out and then he wasn't allowed to. And then Sam had to drag him out of the living room when he when just wanted to hang out with the boys.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He was getting sleepy.
HANGINHAWGS: And he had a meltdown.
Steve-O: i
GoldenSiracha: i was like, Jenny, this is...
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I mean, he wasn't he wasn't falling asleep. He just wanted to hang out.
GoldenSiracha: I know, but i'll but it's like when I tell you, I'm like, Jenny, do you want to go to bed?
HANGINHAWGS: that
GoldenSiracha: Do you want to lay down in a comfortable bed instead of fuck my day up?
Steve-O: What if we got you it's a secondary couch?
GoldenSiracha: And I only say this because I'm... Dude, there's no space.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Maybe play something a little more interesting.
Steve-O: Like a couch in front of your couch.
GoldenSiracha: believe Yeah, that won't...
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, maybe play Red Dead again, Devin.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What are you playing right now?
HANGINHAWGS: That'll get.
Steve-O: Yeah, what are you what are you playing right now?
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the question.
GoldenSiracha: I'm still playing Banishers and...
Steve-O: oh that's fucking why, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I
HANGINHAWGS: Well, that's why, bro.
Steve-O: Banishers is making everybody fall asleep.
GoldenSiracha: No, dude, I'd be done it.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I'm falling asleep right now.
GoldenSiracha: I'd be done it if I didn't have to fucking lose three days.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i mean, I get it now. I get it now.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, I lose like three days a week out for this shit. Literally. Like I've... Three days out of the week, I just can't because I'm i'm dealing with an unconscious person. And I'm like, I just want to.
Steve-O: It sounds like you're in like a Weekend at Bernie situation.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's exactly what I was thinking.
GoldenSiracha: And then, you know, and because I'm, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: And because like, you know, I'm a little older, little slower.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what you should do when she's sleeping? Put sunglasses on her and then give her a controller and pretend that she's playing with you.
GoldenSiracha: What?
GoldenSiracha: ah
Steve-O: Oh my goodness, there you go, multiplayer.
GoldenSiracha: I got her to play a little bit of Sword in the Sea with me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nice, Jenny.
HANGINHAWGS: What's that game?
GoldenSiracha: It's just, that's like, ah you know the guys who did Journey?
HANGINHAWGS: No.
GoldenSiracha: And the but but other game where like you're underwater, you're you're a little sea diver.
GoldenSiracha: Gorder, Google Journey game.
Steve-O: Gronk!
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'll quarter it when I can.
Steve-O: gronk
GoldenSiracha: yeah gro Yeah, Gronk Journey the game.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What's it going with the questions? i don't understand.
Steve-O: I don't know what any video game is.
GoldenSiracha: It's by it's why i company called That Game Company. um
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
GoldenSiracha: They're pretty well known.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sounds made up.
Steve-O: What happened to you? You became such an indie snob, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: I know. But they're theirre latest their latest one, I think, is called Sword in the Sea. And it's it's the same type of game. And it's pretty and fun.
Steve-O: You were into it?
GoldenSiracha: I'm like, well, I've been to it. But I was like, Jenny, do you want to play it? Because it's not as intensive. She plays it a little bit and i was like, maybe this will keep you awake. And then ah that didn't that didn't fucking work.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Maybe this will rouse the sleeping beasts.
GoldenSiracha: and this
Steve-O: I'd be like, Devin, do you have a problem with me and how I sleep? And you'd be like, I'll be honest with I'll be honest with you.
GoldenSiracha: I do. I tell her that I'm like, I need you.
Steve-O: i think you sleep too much.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You play some games.
GoldenSiracha: died Well, she sleeps in like, you know, I'm like, you'd rather be asleep in this goofy ass angle where I know you're hurting your neck. But she's like, no, I want to hang out with you. And I'm like, God damn it.
GoldenSiracha: Because it makes me the bad guy. There's no ah there's no scenario where I'm not the jerk.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, then you're then you're the asshole.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Then you're the asshole.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Why don't throw a twist metal two on there and see if that rouses her?
Steve-O: Ooh.
GoldenSiracha: See that? But I just, I don't want her to be round.
Steve-O: Or what if you got what if you got like a bunk bed situation to kind of like put above the couch?
GoldenSiracha: I just want her to just, what was that?
Steve-O: Like a bunk bed.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, like a bunk bed situation?
Steve-O: You could like pick her up and throw her in the bunk bed.
GoldenSiracha: I'll do the Lego movie couch idea. We're going to have two
DUNCANTHETHOT: how The double decker couch.
Steve-O: the double deck couch.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Their legs would be in the way. You couldn't see anything.
GoldenSiracha: couches. Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm just trying to think.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're little
Steve-O: I think your situation would be solved by an L-shaped couch.
GoldenSiracha: No, I know, but like, I just don't have the space for it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That is kind of true.
GoldenSiracha: Like the, the layout doesn't really,
Steve-O: What about an Ottoman? What if we got you an Ottoman?
GoldenSiracha: how does it not like, so I sit on the ottoman.
Steve-O: Yeah, you could just like kind of just plant yourself on the Ottoman.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but at that point, I'm still hunched over. Like, my back needs to be against something.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'd say you go you go you go full.
Steve-O: yeah So you're saying you want to lay down
DUNCANTHETHOT: you go
GoldenSiracha: No, no, I want to sit, but I want to sit with my back straight.
Steve-O: with a back.
GoldenSiracha: You know, and like, my back is just on the couch.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Get one of the Fraser chairs. What they called?
GoldenSiracha: Dude, one time, I'll be honest, this is mean.
Steve-O: An Eames.
HANGINHAWGS: Herman Miller Eames chair and Ottoman.
GoldenSiracha: This is mean. This is probably the meanest I've ever been about this situation.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Need share.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i
GoldenSiracha: But one time, she just fell asleep, and I just sat, like... I sat on the edge of the couch, like basically like right up against her. And I just kept aggressively moving back and bumping into her until she woke up and went to fucking bed.
GoldenSiracha: i was like, yeah, you're in my way.
Steve-O: Oh my god.
GoldenSiracha: i need to be God of War. I don't know what game I was playing, but it was.
Steve-O: You're just actively slamming your back into her.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no, honestly, yeah, like a child, like a kid kicking the back of a fucking chair.
Steve-O: Like you're on a plane. Ha ha ha.
GoldenSiracha: That's what I had to do to her. So i was like, bro, get the fuck up. And it's really and I only really bring this up because. I, I just want to beat this fucking game and I just I can't play it for more than like two hours because because like I was saying before I kind of got off track, like I'm a little bit older now.
Steve-O: you can't You can't beat it if you can't sit comfortably.
GoldenSiracha: So like. Back in the day, we could podcast and I could be like, all I'm a pump. I'm a pump like three more hours into this. Be up till three, four zero in the morning. Nah, dude, I can't do that anymore.
Steve-O: I feel you.
GoldenSiracha: I get sleepy now.
Steve-O: I feel you, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: And I'm like, oh, yeah. The idea of turning on a video game past like 1130 is insane to me.
Steve-O: Dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, dude, it's like torture.
Steve-O: It's yeah, dude, there's i will like sit down in bed and I'll be like, should really should really keep playing fucking Hollow Knight.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: But also like, I know I'll be out in like 1520 minutes.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like and again, go I'll lay down. I'll put a movie. I can even, but like the thing is, is like I can watch a movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Also, I need to learn about the hierarchy of the Roman army on YouTube.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that shit's important, dude. Like, I watched um i watched The Wrecking Crew ah movie last night.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, boy. Maybe that's not so important.
GoldenSiracha: Like Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista. No, but it was like, do I want to watch, do I want to play Banishers? It's 11.45 at night. Or do I want to just like lay and lay on the couch and watch this surprisingly fun but also pretty bad action movie?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, we got a review boiling up here.
GoldenSiracha: And it was just it was just, you know, it wasn't the worst movie I've seen.
HANGINHAWGS: Hmm.
GoldenSiracha: Weirdly graphic at times. Like, kind of standout graphic. And it was still kind of fun. Like, it's, you know.
GoldenSiracha: Definitely watchable. I would even say, you know, you got nothing going on, put it on. But it's it's not offensively bad by any stretch.
GoldenSiracha: And I enjoyed my time with it. And I would give it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: M.F.K.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, man. It's tough because like.
GoldenSiracha: I really think this is like it has some of it has like. Jason Momoa. I like Jason Momoa as an actor, as a performer.
GoldenSiracha: But like, you know, he has he has those bad habits. Like that entire second Aquaman movie is just like unwatchable. And it's mostly because of him. There's a bit of that in here for sure.
GoldenSiracha: But like, you know, it's it's simple. It's fun. um I'm going give it a a soft, soft fuck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah We changed it. It's Martyrfuckkiss.
GoldenSiracha: A martyr?
Steve-O: Martyr.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Okay, well, i I don't want to martyr it.
Steve-O: Martyr, forget when you're old.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, fart. It was quick, but Martyrfuckkiss.
GoldenSiracha: ah What?
Steve-O: Yeah, Martyr, fart.
GoldenSiracha: Okay, all right, show sure. Sure, let's just switch it up again and make it more confusing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fart's quick. It's relieving. Makes feel better.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Steve-O: But you can shit your pants if you didn't.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Kiss is...
GoldenSiracha: okay
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, like it could it could go to that. um Kiss is is great. We want to kiss it.
Steve-O: It's a nice little smooch.
GoldenSiracha: And, yeah. and and i finished I finished Fallout, season two.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hey, i so did I, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: Did you like it?
DUNCANTHETHOT: God, I was too short, man.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I want more. I wanted so much more of this.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
Steve-O: What's more?
GoldenSiracha: aya I don't want to, because Steve, you didn't watch it, right, John?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
Steve-O: i didn't watch it yet.
GoldenSiracha: You didn't finish it?
Steve-O: I'm behind. I'm behind on it.
GoldenSiracha: um Yeah, I don't want to spoil it. I definitely, I got a little lost at the end.
Steve-O: little too inside baseball.
GoldenSiracha: I, I,
DUNCANTHETHOT: um I'm totally on the inside of this baseball.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. i was like, I kind of, i was like, I didn't quite understand what happened to some characters and then the tease and I was like, yep, I just, yep, sure.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I live within it every day.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Lock me in
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Throw away the key.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but based off what I'd read, based off what I read, it was it was just honestly, it just sounded like you just need to know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
HANGINHAWGS: Lock me up
GoldenSiracha: If you don't know, you know, you don't know, but.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's, um, it was, i felt like it took a while to get going. And then when it did, it ended. It just, I, I just want, I wanted more. I wanted at least two more episodes and I feel like it it could have had it in new Vegas.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I feel like we're leaving it too early. Like there's just so much cool shit that I, i wanted
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, because it sounds like we are done in in Vegas.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, I see the Legion, you know, they're doing their thing. I won't say exactly what. But, yeah, man, I just, I wanted this to be at least a 10 episode season.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I wanted it all come out at once.
GoldenSiracha: Sorry.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And whoever just threw up,
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, whoever made that, that was me.
Steve-O: Yeah, that was...
GoldenSiracha: That was me. that My mistake.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I want to say, hold your vomit, because this was a good show, not a bad show.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: and I know you vomiting, you probably didn't like it as much because you threw up.
Steve-O: Hold your vomit.
GoldenSiracha: No, I liked it. Listen, I was ready to... What was it, the show last year where I was like, dude, I think this is just overall like a disappointment. um
Steve-O: Stranger Things.
GoldenSiracha: No.
HANGINHAWGS: Severance.
GoldenSiracha: so No.
Steve-O: I'm trying to remember more shows.
GoldenSiracha: Fuck. i can I can't remember. There was specifically a show where I was like, oh, was it last month? No.
Steve-O: Squid Game?
GoldenSiracha: No. Fuck. It doesn't matter.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i was Yui's on board Squid Game. all time
HANGINHAWGS: Last of Us.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Last of Us?
Steve-O: it might have been part two, Last of Us.
GoldenSiracha: Maybe... The show.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's easy one.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Anyway, the point is, is like i was ready for this to just kind of be like one of those where like I really want to like it. it just kind of didn't stick with me.
GoldenSiracha: But no, it was it was it ended up being very good.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I guess that's a sign of it being very good if I wanted more.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, of course.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know? like i I understand my my hesitation and my you know outlook on it. But in reality, it was very good. And it just felt like it needed like two more episodes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't know.
GoldenSiracha: So, so if they, let, what was it? How do how do I say this? Uh, so season three, do you want it all at once or do you want it week to week?
DUNCANTHETHOT: All once.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. If it felt weird, it felt weird that they, uh,
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think that's pretty obvious. Yeah. And it just felt like there was a lot of buildup and it wasn't as monumental of an ending because there's only eight episodes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like that's, that's a real tough pill to swallow. I think for me, it's like, it's too short for the world.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So big, so much going on.
Steve-O: Put it at all once, man. I'm sick of waiting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
Steve-O: thought it was cute, but I'm out.
GoldenSiracha: There's some. Now, now ah this didn't end.
Steve-O: I'm done.
GoldenSiracha: this This is still going, but. i am officially. stand. I am standing night of the seven kingdoms.
Steve-O: Oh, really?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yo, dude, I am in.
Steve-O: It's official?
DUNCANTHETHOT: i am so in on this show.
GoldenSiracha: that that is That last episode was like...
DUNCANTHETHOT: who Dude, this this is back.
Steve-O: Are you saying Game of Thrones is back?
GoldenSiracha: Now, listen. It was super good, dude. It was so good.
HANGINHAWGS: It's better, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: This, yeah, this is built different.
HANGINHAWGS: It's better than Game of Thrones.
GoldenSiracha: Yes. It is. yeah Honestly, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: And built differently.
GoldenSiracha: He's not wrong. And it's just like the scope is smaller and and there was a wonderful... don't know needle drops the word, right? But it's like you finally get...
GoldenSiracha: They tease the theme, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, dude, that was awesome.
GoldenSiracha: They tease the epic theme through the show. And then you finally get the moment that deserves it. And I was just like, yeah, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fucking go, Dunk!
GoldenSiracha: yes fucking um do dude Yeah, it was sick.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's my
GoldenSiracha: It was so good.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I love him so much. I love them in the books, and they're really doing him quite the service in this show. Duncan the Tall is phenomenal.
GoldenSiracha: right
DUNCANTHETHOT: I love his character so much.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: I love his speech to the crowd. I love the reaction to his speech.
GoldenSiracha: so e
Steve-O: um many epipes How many episodes do we got so far?
GoldenSiracha: Four or five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Four? And they're all a half hour, and this is another thing.
Steve-O: Oh, damn.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Where I'm like, I want more so much.
GoldenSiracha: And this takes place. This is After this is after House of the Dragon before Game of Thrones. So if you jump into this like you're not don't feel like you need to watch the House of the Dragon at all.
Steve-O: I ain't...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like you said, it's a smaller scope. So it's like a lot of the stuff that we're used to being very important to the plot is kind of ancillary.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's not marginalized, but it's like just on the periphery.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: So is this just like fantasy bros?
DUNCANTHETHOT: of the story Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Thank
Steve-O: Dude, that's a lock.
GoldenSiracha: Pretty much.
Steve-O: That's that's all I want nowadays.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's It's Fantasy Rocky Balboa.
Steve-O: I love that. Like, that's the thing.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Like, I feel like back in the day, i was looking for more complication in my, like, stories and tales.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: I think right now, more than ever, I'm just looking for somebody to just kind of just be like, boom, this is just like, here here you go. Here's just like a couple of bros bro-ing it up a little bit.
DUNCANTHETHOT: and And, you know, the most interesting thing, and it's the thing that I kind of realized when I was reading the story, and the show really does a good job, too.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: the the The show and the book are constantly telling you, and the people in the story are constantly telling you that Dunk is an idiot.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: But i don't I don't necessarily think that's true. I think Dunk is very nice, and he's got a good heart, and there's no one else like that in the world.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And they think he's stupid because of it.
Steve-O: Right. in In Game of Thrones world, being kind-hearted and kind of like simple in that way is is viewed as like something that is easily manipulatable, I imagine.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Thank
DUNCANTHETHOT: So he's an idiot in a lot of people's eyes, but really it's just because he's like a good dude.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, he just, like, believes that people are are total pieces of shit. And it's like...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like Rocky. Rocky.
Steve-O: Like Rocky Balboa.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: It makes me so mad that this guy...
Steve-O: Now, you're saying there's a needle drop too.
GoldenSiracha: what' was that?
Steve-O: You're saying there's a needle drop too?
GoldenSiracha: Well, yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: yeah Because...
Steve-O: Is it like, you know, stuff's happened and you're like, oh, I hope nothing bad happened.
GoldenSiracha: it's it's swelling It's a swelling moment because because in the beginning of the show, right?
Steve-O: Needle drops and then it's suddenly like, oh, with the ball and the bang, the bang.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah, No, but like literally, there's a there's a in the very beginning, you're like, oh, shit, we're going to get here. And it like there's a smash cut to him shitting aggressively behind a tree.
GoldenSiracha: So it's like, okay, this is the show. this is This is not that. this This is the kind of show you're
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep.
GoldenSiracha: But that being said, it earns that moment later in episode four. And it's just kind of the moment where you punch the air, right? It's a punch the air type moment.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what was funny though, Devin?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The one scene where it was Lionel Baratheon was knighting that character and it cut to Dunks knighting and
GoldenSiracha: yeah
GoldenSiracha: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: The guy knighting him is just in slow motion. He just, while he's knighting him, he just shrugs like, it's really funny.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, he's like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, man. I'm, a i was I was vibing really hard anyway. and then And then this episode was just like, no, this is going to be one of it's going to be a show I think you're going to be talking about at the end of the year.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Definitely.
GoldenSiracha: aye Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is fantastic.
GoldenSiracha: Also, the show I could not think of that I was like, i it just never felt like it got going. That was Peacemaker.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
GoldenSiracha: This is like, yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Ah.
HANGINHAWGS: Ah, okay.
GoldenSiracha: So to kind of reverse it a little bit, I was worried Fallout season two was going to be a Peacemaker season two.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: um And it did not turn out to be that. I'm just glad I fucking remembered that because it was.
Steve-O: forgot about it. Peacemaker.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: That's how bad it was. I was like, ugh.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, know it almost it was terrible. It was just like.
Steve-O: Not terrible, but it was like, when are we gonna get to the fireworks factory?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: And Fallout, Fallout had a, I was worried we were going to go there, but we we we got the, we got the firework factory.
Steve-O: We never did. Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think the the ghoul on the ah on the pike is probably one of my favorite episodes of the year, though.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All things considered.
GoldenSiracha: And I kind of forgot. I forgot like he could take that kind of damage. And I was like, oh my God, he's dead. But ah turns out he he was fine.
DUNCANTHETHOT: was awesome. lot of good TV coming out early.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, man.
Steve-O: January, February, good TV.
GoldenSiracha: Good TV. Less good movies.
Steve-O: I mean, end of this month, we're going to be playing a Requiem Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm
HANGINHAWGS: But where will we be playing it?
GoldenSiracha: Dude, I'm. Oh, my God.
HANGINHAWGS: What platform, Steve?
GoldenSiracha: i I'll be honest. I wish this didn't make me as mad as it did.
HANGINHAWGS: I knew it was going to make you bad.
GoldenSiracha: i read that. I was like, why?
HANGINHAWGS: That's why.
GoldenSiracha: Why is he fucking with me like this? Why is he just kind of like.
GoldenSiracha: Because it's like.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know if want to play on. I don't know if I want on PC, though. That's the thing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: getting it on my Steam Deck.
HANGINHAWGS: Is it verified?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-mm.
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, Resident Evil four works on it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Why wouldn't that work?
GoldenSiracha: I mean, listen, if it works on a Switch 2, I'd assume it would work on a Steam Deck, right?
Steve-O: Look, the thing I'm thinking is...
HANGINHAWGS: You would think you would think let me see.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Well, legit, the only thing that's like legitimately concerning is a
Steve-O: John, think about the long game, buddy.
HANGINHAWGS: Think about the kids.
Steve-O: Think about at some point you'll be able to mod this sucker up.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't I don't use mods, though.
Steve-O: You say that, but for some reason, the Resident Evil games have the easiest modding.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but but
Steve-O: Here, let me get you a Resident Evil 4 mod that I think you'll like. And you tell me that...
GoldenSiracha: it's just going to be a Shrek mod. It's just going to be a Shrek. Don't let us know. It's going be Shrek mod.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh no, it's the Tony Danza mod. He always talks about this.
GoldenSiracha: Hey, you and your notes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Every character is Tony Danza.
GoldenSiracha: Oh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, I get it. i think that's cool, but every character being Tony Danza?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, people...
HANGINHAWGS: Chris, do not quote me.
Steve-O: right.
HANGINHAWGS: Don't let me be the reason you but get it on one platform or another.
Steve-O: John, I just posted your reason to get on PC.
HANGINHAWGS: But...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh!
HANGINHAWGS: me see this shit.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, maybe I need to get it on a solid PC.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, I That's the Ada mod.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, hello!
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hello.
HANGINHAWGS: Look at that.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's a separate Waze mod, I imagine.
HANGINHAWGS: That's... ah This is the watermelon. This is Suica game, right? This is Suica game?
Steve-O: That's Wicked game, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: That's a.
HANGINHAWGS: That's double watermelons.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Who is that even?
Steve-O: It's supposed to be Ada as Chun-Li.
HANGINHAWGS: That's Chun-Li.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's that's Ada.
HANGINHAWGS: eight That's Ada as Chun-Li.
GoldenSiracha: no No, no, that's not Ada is just not Chun-Li.
HANGINHAWGS: That doesn't even look anything like...
GoldenSiracha: That is Ada as excessively large and big breasted Chun-Li.
HANGINHAWGS: It's just Chun-Li, right?
HANGINHAWGS: Look at those nips. Look at those nips.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Does she get progressively more naked throughout the game?
HANGINHAWGS: Look at those fucking nips.
GoldenSiracha: Not that I...
Steve-O: I don't know.
GoldenSiracha: I mean, in this mod...
Steve-O: I mean,
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, I thought you really experimented with this.
GoldenSiracha: Steve, explain the mod.
Steve-O: oh, no, no, no.
GoldenSiracha: Explain the mod.
Steve-O: I don't. um I'm just going through.
GoldenSiracha: Provide the Nexus mod link.
Steve-O: I'm just going through the Nexus mod page. I'm just going through.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Here's one for.
GoldenSiracha: wait Wait, was that under, like, most downloaded?
Steve-O: Here's one for. ah Yes. Yes. ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well...
Steve-O: This Lara Croft one is number one, two, three, four, five, six.
GoldenSiracha: Dude,
Steve-O: It's number six.
HANGINHAWGS: what is What is this?
GoldenSiracha: I'll be honest, man. It's shit like this that makes me just not fucking respect.
HANGINHAWGS: Wait, why is...
GoldenSiracha: PC PC like that's Tomb Raider Lara Croft Lara Croft
HANGINHAWGS: ah weis Is it Tifa?
DUNCANTHETHOT: PC Master Race.
HANGINHAWGS: Who is that?
Steve-O: ah That's Lara Croft. That's Lara Croft.
DUNCANTHETHOT: PC Master Beta Race.
HANGINHAWGS: Why is Lara Croft's um nether realms that much larger than Shun Lee's?
Steve-O: i I don't know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's good point.
GoldenSiracha: are they wait are they that much bigger they looked at right that looks the same size yeah yeah dude are you kidding I think they're the same size
Steve-O: I don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: Look.
Steve-O: I think it's this the same body, just different stuff. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: ah They're definitely not the same size, are they? Or is it the lighting? Hold on.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i think I think John might be on to something here.
HANGINHAWGS: Let me take a couple.
GoldenSiracha: I don't know, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Hold on here. Here, i'll I'll zoom in for you guys here.
GoldenSiracha: I don't think they put that much effort in. The face looks completely different.
HANGINHAWGS: Here's Chun-Li. Here's Chun-Li.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I agree. I agree 100% with John.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: And here's...
GoldenSiracha: I didn't know what you were talking about.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's absolutely right.
GoldenSiracha: I thought we were just talking about thighs.
DUNCANTHETHOT: what what that Steve, can you...
GoldenSiracha: Oh.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do want to talk about this?
Steve-O: I mean, this is just...
GoldenSiracha: Yes.
Steve-O: I'm just trying to sell John on again the PC version of this game because in the future...
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, John, does this does this hurt or help the case here?
HANGINHAWGS: i think
GoldenSiracha: that that the details...
HANGINHAWGS: this this doesn't this keeps This doesn't affect it. This does not move the needle one way or the other. What is moving the needle is the fact that the Pragmata demo ran really well on the Steam Deck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: boom.
HANGINHAWGS: so
Steve-O: Oh, now hold on, John.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, a completely different game.
Steve-O: Hold on, buddy.
GoldenSiracha: That makes sense.
Steve-O: Hold on, buddy.
GoldenSiracha: exactly
Steve-O: I'm posting a link. I'm posting a link.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, I can't I only see one thing right now.
HANGINHAWGS: i would never do this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let me take a look here.
HANGINHAWGS: this is wheat This is creepy looking.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, hold on. But is she is she thick, though?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What do we got?
HANGINHAWGS: Hold on.
GoldenSiracha: How thick is she?
HANGINHAWGS: this is actually kind of This is actually kind of creeping me out because that that looks kind of scary.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Where are all the pictures?
GoldenSiracha: No, he just posted the link.
Steve-O: Yeah, I posted the link. I posted the link.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, that that's the that's the hot link.
GoldenSiracha: That's...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, you were you were you were waiting for a Thick Hornet.
HANGINHAWGS: No, it's just actually it's actually just Hornet.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, it's not even Sexy Hornet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Can you post the...
HANGINHAWGS: So...
Steve-O: It's just Hornet. It's just Hornet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, can you...
Steve-O: How about this one?
GoldenSiracha: Can you make her sexy?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, can you post the Tony Danza one anyway?
GoldenSiracha: Is there a sexy mod?
DUNCANTHETHOT: just I know I ragged on you for it.
GoldenSiracha: ah Dude, don't.
HANGINHAWGS: and need it
GoldenSiracha: That's actually shockingly good.
HANGINHAWGS: Shrek. No, we need we just need Shrek mods, man.
GoldenSiracha: That's shockingly good.
Steve-O: I typed in Danza. No Danza. No Danza.
HANGINHAWGS: We just need Shrek mods.
Steve-O: I mean, they dude, I found new Shrek mod.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, John, did you see this Arthur Clown mod? Look how good the face looks.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm not going to play the game like this.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, well, you could let Owen play the game.
Steve-O: The first time you don't have to. Not the first time.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Ha ha ha ha
GoldenSiracha: Well, I mean...
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, wow. look at he's That's El Gigante as Shrek. Look, it's even got the little Las Plaga coming out of his his back.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. So, but, like, my legitimate, my my argument that is real, that I've heard and read, is that ah one, art didn't, like, the Monster Hunter PC release, wasn't that, like, dog shit when it first came out?
HANGINHAWGS: yeah but that's that's open world Yeah, but that's open world.
Steve-O: It's very bad. Yeah. you
HANGINHAWGS: This is an open world.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I don't know, man. But like then the Capcom really recently like switched up some anti-cheat thing, which makes RE4 remake run very badly now on PC.
HANGINHAWGS: I guess, but... Well, Steve's playing it right now on PC. Is it running bad?
Steve-O: I am playing it on PC. It's running fine. It's running fine for me.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. I'm kidding.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I guess... I mean, that's the thing, is, like,
Steve-O: I installed the John Cena mod. it's It's working beautifully. Mm.
HANGINHAWGS: like i would like I plan on hunkering down that whole weekend to play.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Same.
HANGINHAWGS: But um I like the idea of having it being able to be played handheld at some point.
GoldenSiracha: same
HANGINHAWGS: So a PC will give me that flexibility, I guess, because I have Steam Deck as well. But um maybe I'm just coping, trying to find reasons to playing.
HANGINHAWGS: spending $550 on a fucking Switch 2. Maybe that's what it is.
Steve-O: That's also very fair.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Steve-O: That is very fair.
GoldenSiracha: I forgot you don't have a Switch 2.
Steve-O: No, he has a Switch, too.
HANGINHAWGS: no no No, no.
Steve-O: It's just he needs to justify the purchase.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm trying to justify my purchase by...
GoldenSiracha: Jesus.
HANGINHAWGS: Because what what were my what was my my two most played games on Switch 2 last year?
Steve-O: It was Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight.
HANGINHAWGS: Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight Silk Song.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: That
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: hey
GoldenSiracha: That's true.
HANGINHAWGS: Imagine if Megabonk was on Switch 2.
GoldenSiracha: but
Steve-O: that would actually be kind of nice. Imagine Megabunk was on mobile.
HANGINHAWGS: But yeah, I'm i'm actually glad i'm glad I didn't get it because I planned on originally planned on getting dispatch for Switch 2, but and I'm glad I didn't.
Steve-O: Yeah, you get the censored version.
HANGINHAWGS: i a Yeah, because now and yeah they're not showing hog anymore.
Steve-O: What if in Resident Evil Requiem there is a scene where Leon hangs dong and the Switch 2 version, it is censored?
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
HANGINHAWGS: Well, you know who would know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: He pulls his fucking whole dick out in this game, you think?
HANGINHAWGS: you know who would know? Do you know who would know? The Weeknd, he got to play Resident Evil Requiem.
DUNCANTHETHOT: How did he get it before everybody else?
Steve-O: and I did not expect that as the answer once.
HANGINHAWGS: um have to saw saw I saw a post about it earlier. He was at Capcom Studios. They let him play fucking Resident Evil 9 while he was there.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You make a song about doing enough cocaine that your face goes numb, you get to play this game before everybody else.
HANGINHAWGS: You do a really bad movie with ah Jenna Ortega that got shit on, and you get to play Resident Evil Requiem.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: On top of the really bad show that he did with Johnny Depp's daughter.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, what do I got to do? Devin, guys, guys, let's get together and say to come a Capcom, say to come, that I call him for short.
Steve-O: say to come
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, because you guys are tight like that.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You tell them that i'm I'm dying of a terminal illness and I need to play the game before anybody else.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah okay well let's just do what the weekend did and like get your face all swollen because maybe that's what they thought because like that's the thing like
DUNCANTHETHOT: I will sneak you all the copy after I get out. It's not hard.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. All right.
Steve-O: have you that's really convincing. Like that swollen face thing that he had for the for that cover?
DUNCANTHETHOT: He looks like a mess.
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I can't feel my wish when I'm with you, but I love it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's I get stung by a couple of bees. I get to play the game before everybody else.
Steve-O: I think it's because he's famous.
HANGINHAWGS: That's the song you're talking about, right, Devin?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What would you guys do?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like, is he is that going to be a long 20 years?
HANGINHAWGS: I can't feel my wish.
GoldenSiracha: We're like, oh, I can't believe that song fucking ripped.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What would you guys do if I did play it and I and i was like, this is terrible?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Oh,
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, that's going to be like Ball with the Ball?
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: Wait, if you play Resident Evil Requiem?
HANGINHAWGS: No, because they're...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, like before everybody else.
Steve-O: That would be worrying.
GoldenSiracha: oh
Steve-O: That would definitely be worrying. I'd be like, shit.
GoldenSiracha: You know what? Was that story ever true about the kid? I know they made a movie about it, and I know it's just kind of like the fun thing to do. But the the kid, was that story true about the kid that was like terminally ill, and then he saw Star Wars Phantom Menace?
GoldenSiracha: Because
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, no.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, but they did that with...
GoldenSiracha: that would have been very funny if he was like, guys, it is bad.
HANGINHAWGS: um They did it with GTA, right? They did it with GTA 6.
Steve-O: They did that with GTA 6, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, they did. They did. And he should have said it was bad.
HANGINHAWGS: And then they... Yeah, and then they dismantled a union of their developers after.
GoldenSiracha: What's he got to lose, dude? Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, they delayed the game. <unk>ten
DUNCANTHETHOT: You probably hated it.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: and They were like, we need to fix this.
Steve-O: Wait.
HANGINHAWGS: We need to fix this to lay everybody off.
Steve-O: So...
HANGINHAWGS: Lay these guys off.
Steve-O: they they They were like, alright, there's been leaks. There's been all these things. We're gonna let this kid play it, though. Also, wait, what the fuck? Why are we letting kids play an M-rated game?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, that is true.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hey, dude, he's dying.
Steve-O: I mean, to be fair, right, yeah, let's be real.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's dying.
Steve-O: Like, this kid's dying. this kid's more of an adult than we'll ever be at that point. Like,
GoldenSiracha: Well, maybe he didn't have all the sex stuff in it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Maybe that's why he wanted to play it. Give the kid some fucking balls and titties. He's dying, for Christ's sakes.
GoldenSiracha: It's dying. Give him balls and titties, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God damn. you
GoldenSiracha: don't care what he wants.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I can throw as many of those at him as I could.
GoldenSiracha: Just give it to him, dude.
Steve-O: Final request, play some Grand Theft Auto role play online.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I want hot coffee. I want hot coffee.
Steve-O: No, you're not, there we're not doing the mods.
DUNCANTHETHOT: want hot coffee.
Steve-O: You're not doing the mods. You got us to, John Cena's here.
GoldenSiracha: How far we've come, dude.
Steve-O: Number one, make a wish.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Speaking of the creator of hot coffee is in the Epstein files, correct?
GoldenSiracha: I really, you know, I really.
Steve-O: Is that true?
GoldenSiracha: CJ.
DUNCANTHETHOT: the The guy you always say, bring in the Spaz, the Benz.
GoldenSiracha: The Benz.
Steve-O: ends Oh, damn.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, so my the mind's eyed like, wait, is is he in it or is he just mentioned like.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Benz.
Steve-O: The Minds I...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think he's in it.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, Jesus.
Steve-O: Dude, the guy who basically fucking ruined my chances of fantasy games.
GoldenSiracha: Jesus.
Steve-O: Wow.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, now you know.
GoldenSiracha: Well, I hope the high guard team is in there.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's because these freaking kids and shit.
Steve-O: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Babies. It's
Steve-O: Yeah, anybody who tanks our fantasy games live there out list, on the list.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, anybody they deserve to be.
DUNCANTHETHOT: on the list, babe.
GoldenSiracha: Can we retroactively put them put them in there?
Steve-O: It really makes that Jericho angle a lot more poignant.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, like Chris Jericho?
Steve-O: You just made the list, Devin!
GoldenSiracha: Oh, my God.
Steve-O: See, that's a throwback.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: devin insider baseball knowledge, Devin didn't just make the list.
GoldenSiracha: I bet that Dung Dane down list.
Steve-O: Whoa.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He was always on it.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, dude. Are you kidding me?
Steve-O: Are we talking about the same list?
GoldenSiracha: i am I am the list.
Steve-O: I don't think you want to be on that list.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't know. that I'm not saying.
Steve-O: I don't think you want to be on that list.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm not gonna say and another like not confirming nor denying.
GoldenSiracha: What list are we talking about?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Free pizzas from Domino's.
GoldenSiracha: I'm on it. Put me in, coach.
Steve-O: Oh, the free pizza from Domino's list.
GoldenSiracha: I'm the best list.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Guys, I read all of Absolute Flash.
HANGINHAWGS: Is it good?
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was good.
GoldenSiracha: Oh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was good.
Steve-O: but You going continue reading it or you just done?
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it is um It's basically a a chase scene. It's a chase, the entire book. And there's really not a lot of substance to it, plot-wise. like Not much happens, issue to issue. But now, 15 issues in, we're kind of getting into the meat of everything. um Yeah, it's taking a long time.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Taking a long time to get it.
Steve-O: it's the thing about the flash i always say slow burn
GoldenSiracha: So you're not like done it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Never said that.
HANGINHAWGS: who's writing Who's writing that one?
GoldenSiracha: You're just you're just caught up on it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Lemire.
HANGINHAWGS: Lemire? Jeff Lemire?
Steve-O: oh damn i like jeff lemire
DUNCANTHETHOT: believe. i It's good. it's It's just hard to compare to absolute Batman, absolute Wonder Woman, absolute Martian Manhunter. Those are the tier.
Steve-O: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Right? I'd say this is
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: DCKO is A tier?
DUNCANTHETHOT: DC KO A tier. Oh, well, there's Batman and Deadpool. That's like SS tier.
Steve-O: SS tier.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's fucking Batman and Deadpool. What are you talking about here, bro?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, i love how, yeah, isn't that funny that the top selling Marvel comic of 2025 is a DC comic?
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: That's got to feel good, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's like seven of them, by the way.
HANGINHAWGS: you're If you're Disney, that's got to feel pretty good if you're Disney, right?
Steve-O: There's Batman and Deadpool, Deadpool and Batman. Bat-dead and dead...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Dead bad, dog.
Steve-O: and
DUNCANTHETHOT: And you know what? They fight and in Deadpool is making quirks and quips and who knows what else. And Batman's like, you think I'm not used to that? I have fight the Joker for a living.
Steve-O: I like the Jogu every day.
HANGINHAWGS: You think I'm not used to that?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hey, oh.
HANGINHAWGS: You think I'm not used to that?
DUNCANTHETHOT: think I'm not used to that?
HANGINHAWGS: Yo, Adrian.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm not used to the Joker.
HANGINHAWGS: Yo, Adrian.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I read that too.
GoldenSiracha: Realistically, though, how would Batman beat Deadpool?
Steve-O: Dude, I saw him beat a fucking a monster in a fucking sports stadium.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, they're not they're not um they're not fighting each other. They're they're teamed up.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, OK.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry,
Steve-O: Oh, boo.
GoldenSiracha: OK.
DUNCANTHETHOT: guys.
Steve-O: They got to fight at some point.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry, guys.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: at some point.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Didn't mean to break that one, did you? I'm also reading Matt Fraction's Batman.
GoldenSiracha: That one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I started reading that too.
Steve-O: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's good. That's good. That's good. i like it.
GoldenSiracha: OK. Does every page remind you though, that you're like, I like it, but what if he was six, nine and 420 pounds? Would it be better?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I can neither confirm nor deny that.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. Okay.
Steve-O: What if they beef up this Batman?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. What if that bad man is always thinking it's little bit more beefy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, I can confirm it. I can confirm that.
Steve-O: That was a clip of Method Man talking about Absolute Batman, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, listen, everybody gets the vibe here when they read this book.
GoldenSiracha: Oh yeah, dude. That was sick.
Steve-O: We're all on board. I think it's really hard to kind of express to people who aren't in the comic book, like Zeitgeist, because like you feel kind of dumb just being like, what if Batman was poor and big?
Steve-O: And like, that's hard to kind of like, just like say that to someone, but also like, that's also such ah an easy selling point too.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And and ah open it's opening up a lot of doors in how you can how you can create Gotham, how you can tell the story of Gotham. Because I also read the origin of the Joker and in the Absolute Joker.
Steve-O: Hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I also read the or the arc m Absolute Arkham story as well recently. And the world that they're creating is really...
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's it's the same world, but it's different. you know like it's Like I said, it's it's reminiscent of something else, but it's also refreshing because it's a darker, sadder, weirder take on the the the Gotham world, which is, you didn't think it could go any further, but I think Scott Snyder has taken it there.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's modernizing it. He's making it more... scary and hopeless too like that's a big part of all of these absolute books there's a deep dark hate and hopelessness and sadness behind everything that's kind of interesting and it fits the times doesn't it
Steve-O: I mean,
Steve-O: that's what happens when you're God's apocalypse, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: i guess yes but it's also very present oppression rather it's it's uh fits the time unfortunately it's a hard sell nowadays isn't it and you know it's not just absolute Batman but it's like absolute Superman which I'm also I'm starting to read that and get through it which I like I think a little bit more than the flash.
Steve-O: It's yeah, it's very much a time of like. These heroes fit right in because, you know, reading about a billionaire philanthropist like helping people. I'm like, this is such bullshit.
Steve-O: Like. It's a real hard sell nowadays.
DUNCANTHETHOT: um It's all about taking down a billion dollar, trillion dollar corporation, the Lazarus corporation.
Steve-O: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's It's, it's about Superman is fighting and for the the, the, the, you know, the poor in this, the, the middle class, the people, the downtrodden, the slaves of modern culture.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like that's, that's the Superman that is in the absolute universe. And that's really awesome.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's, that's fun to read too. And it fits like we, we have a lot of characters that are fighting against forces that are relatable in our world.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So I think that's why apps, the absolute modern, modern problems, modern,
HANGINHAWGS: Modern.
DUNCANTHETHOT: big issues with our society that they're trying to tackle with their superpowers and they're horribly outgunned.
Steve-O: They're doing it.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
Steve-O: They're doing their best.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They're doing it. They're, they're trying, you know, great, great series. Really love it.
Steve-O: Every time I get an update on my phone, I'm like, oh, I need to read them. I need to read them.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. Yeah, I'm like a couple issues behind, yeah.
Steve-O: They're piling up, though. i
GoldenSiracha: I'm still trying to finish that one Batman story.
Steve-O: Dude, you just got quit, man. you just got to give it up to you.
HANGINHAWGS: my god, dude.
GoldenSiracha: john Dude, I honestly, I make it like two pages a night because I just get sleepy.
HANGINHAWGS: You just need to know when to quit, Devin. Bro. Devin, come on, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i read I've been reading at the gym. That's my primary place. I'll get a few pages in, do a rep, um do set, probably.
HANGINHAWGS: That's like me. I haven't, with my James Bond marathon, fucking Sam put a
DUNCANTHETHOT: Should
HANGINHAWGS: forking that early.
DUNCANTHETHOT: we put the kibosh on it?
Steve-O: Mission Impossible.
HANGINHAWGS: She's like, oh, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Well, she's like, what if we watched a good series instead?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, the day the day the day the ah the snow came, she's like, like um i think I'm going to watch Mission Impossible. I'm like, yeah, you are?
Steve-O: um bowbo battleboundow
HANGINHAWGS: i was like, shit. Well, I guess I'm watching it too then.
Steve-O: but
GoldenSiracha: we're like, you know can we watch the one with that good that good song in it?
HANGINHAWGS: I think she...
HANGINHAWGS: She was... Dude, she was waiting for the She was waiting for fucking...
GoldenSiracha: Biscuit.
HANGINHAWGS: um the Henry Cavill one, because she always she's seen all the memes of him reloading his arms and growing a beard in real time.
Steve-O: oh
GoldenSiracha: Oh, man. Was that five in, though?
Steve-O: That's five in.
HANGINHAWGS: she law as She loves him.
Steve-O: That's after Ghost Protocol, right?
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, just like ah just like I predicted, she loved fucking Philip Seymour Hoffman, as everybody does.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, of course.
HANGINHAWGS: He's the best character in the whole series.
Steve-O: Do it, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: I'm going to hurt her.
HANGINHAWGS: one order
GoldenSiracha: I'm going to hurt her.
HANGINHAWGS: But ah the last last couple nights, we we watched Ghost Protocol, which she loved, obviously.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, another fucking banger.
HANGINHAWGS: interesting tidbit I think I brought this up to you Devin but Chris did you know that Benji was initially written to be played by Ricky Gervais and he couldn't do it
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: i so I saw that.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
GoldenSiracha: I didn't know that, but I saw that article a few weeks, like ah a week ago.
HANGINHAWGS: that character would like imagine think about all the dead characters that we've had in all these movie series that
DUNCANTHETHOT: He wouldn't have done any more.
HANGINHAWGS: That's what i'm saying.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He would have done...
HANGINHAWGS: we would have had We wouldn't have had Benji for the rest of the series if if that was the case. It's
Steve-O: It's such an upgrade. They they really did get a glow up.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: like, what? Yeah, I think i think Sam might might like Mission Impossible more than me. I don't i don't know. Jury's still out.
HANGINHAWGS: But she like every like we watched Ghost Protocol. She was like, this one's your favorite one. I'm like, um'm like listen.
GoldenSiracha: Maybe.
DUNCANTHETHOT: think I think anybody, I do think that anybody who watches the Mission Impossible movies needs to watch that Scientology documentary that came out with the Mission Impossible 2 theme.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm like...
HANGINHAWGS: No. No. now
Steve-O: that just That just lands somewhere in the watch.
HANGINHAWGS: No.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it does. With Tom Cruise talking about crazy he
Steve-O: Did he do that?
HANGINHAWGS: I think, uh, Devin, I think Rogue Nation's her favorite, she said.
GoldenSiracha: Rogue Nation? Is that after Fallout?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. No, it's the one before Fallout, so it's Ilsa's first, um...
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: It's the one where he's gotta fuckin' hold his breath for, like, three minutes in real life, in Underwater.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: Which I'm like, alright, I guess.
DUNCANTHETHOT: To each their own.
HANGINHAWGS: You know?
Steve-O: did that
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. You know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm a ghost protocol boy.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I told her. i'm like I'm like, objectively, I think Fallout's probably the best one.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Live and die.
HANGINHAWGS: but But Ghost Protocol will always be my favorite one. It's just the ah most fun.
Steve-O: Ghost Protocol lit the flame.
GoldenSiracha: Did you, finish did you finish? Did you finish all of them?
HANGINHAWGS: We just have the two the last two now.
GoldenSiracha: Are you?
HANGINHAWGS: We have dead reckon or Final Reckoning and Dead Reckoning now.
GoldenSiracha: Oh,
GoldenSiracha: Damn. Those are...
Steve-O: Oh, Dan, you're at the goon coffin.
HANGINHAWGS: um'm like fine I'm like, Dead Reckoning's actually pretty good.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, Final Reckoning.
HANGINHAWGS: Final Reckoning is like kind of disappointing, but the stunt that one is absolutely insane. A couple of them, actually, because you got the the submarine scene and the.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Was Rogue Nation the one with the airplane?
HANGINHAWGS: And the beginning, yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, where he's got to hang on to the door.
GoldenSiracha: God. Fuck it.
HANGINHAWGS: That's so sick.
GoldenSiracha: That one's insane, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. Benji Benji opens the wrong door and he's like, it's the wrong door.
GoldenSiracha: What?
DUNCANTHETHOT: He had to wear a specialized contact so his eyes wouldn't detach from his retinas while he was holding on to the plane of the door.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Door the plane.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm such a fucking weirdo. I'm like, this is real, Sam. Do you understand what you're watching right now? Like, there's no green.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Ha ha ha.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm like, he's really doing a halo jump right now. Like that. I was explaining to I'm like, there's a, there's and a professional jumper that jumped right before him with the camera pointing at, pointing it at him and filming him as he jumps out.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: I'm like, you're watching stuff that we'll never see ever again in the history of mankind. I hope you realize that. was like, oh, he broke his foot there for real.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, man.
HANGINHAWGS: His foot actually broke. yeah
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. It's like when I watch Lord the Rings.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Cost production, $60 million.
HANGINHAWGS: No, but and you know, you know, Chris, you know, Chris, and like the, some of the things she says is like, well, I guess it's too, she's like, it's too bad that, you know, it's fucking, he's a weirdo. He's a weirdo Scientologist.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm like, I know you don't have to keep bringing it up, but dude, like, uh,
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's
DUNCANTHETHOT: really hard to detach that fact.
HANGINHAWGS: Devin, you'd appreciate this the pregnancy hormones. Like, every time lu Luther shows up, she just cries now. Like, every time he he just shows.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, she just loves Luther.
GoldenSiracha: Why?
HANGINHAWGS: Like, who doesn't love Luther?
GoldenSiracha: oh just because she just liked him?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Because he passed away.
HANGINHAWGS: Because he's amazing, dude.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, because he's the GOAT.
GoldenSiracha: Oh my god, is she gonna is she gonna handle the last one?
DUNCANTHETHOT: He died too.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, dude. I don't know. I'm interested to see.
GoldenSiracha: She cries every time she shows.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Ethan, I'm going to die
HANGINHAWGS: Well, I mean, yeah, but I mean, because the, the you know.
GoldenSiracha: Ethan, you're my friend.
HANGINHAWGS: that
DUNCANTHETHOT: Ethan, you're my friend. I know going to die.
HANGINHAWGS: No, because it's like,
GoldenSiracha: Ethan, it's okay. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: it's it's It's cool seeing them like all in a row again because like you're just like, oh, okay.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: like if There's continuity there. you know like This is the only person Ethan trusted in the first movie, and he was right. like That was the the first big gamble was him trusting Luther, and it's paid off through all these movies so far.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Can't trust...
HANGINHAWGS: So now you know if he shows up, you know if Luther shows up,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Can't trust John Renaud, though. That
HANGINHAWGS: can't You can't trust any of those guys, dude. Not even Hotty Toddy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: guy. Mm-hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: What's her name? Claire? John Voight's wife in the first movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: Couldn't even trust her. Spoilers.
DUNCANTHETHOT: lot of hot French ladies and in the Mission Impossible world.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, yeah, and then we got fucking Peanut Gallery Owen, Gooner Gallery. Wow, she's beautiful.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, man.
HANGINHAWGS: like I'm like, bro, chill out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm.
GoldenSiracha: Like, you need to relax.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm.
GoldenSiracha: need
HANGINHAWGS: He'll, like, stop. He's, like, playing with his Toy Story toys and then, like, Like we have the movie on and then he'll just stop and be like, wow, she's beautiful. I'm like, we know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I like the Lay... like Hey, he's right with Lay Sanu. She's beautiful.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh man. Yeah, she is.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, don't don't play Death Stranding, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Isn't she?
GoldenSiracha: they'll be <unk>ll He'll be a Kojima sicko, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Why you think i have it?
HANGINHAWGS: So what do you think, Devin? Should I, should I, should I, should I do the, the, the Daniel Craig bond movies with Sam next?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Whipping it out every time.
HANGINHAWGS: See if she likes these more.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, I think so.
HANGINHAWGS: That's, cause I do think Casino Royale clears at all of these movies.
GoldenSiracha: Because it's not as and it's not as in
Steve-O: That's a great, that's an excellent movie.
GoldenSiracha: yeah it's not as intense as as to be like, we need to watch all 28 James Bond movies.
HANGINHAWGS: No, but I'm like, you know, like Ilsa Fowl shows up, she's MI6, and I'm like, dude, James Bond's MI6. So it would have been cool to see him just show up. Like, not even like ah him shaking hands with Ethan Hunt, but like just maybe him walking down a hallway or something. You just see him.
HANGINHAWGS: That would have been cool, I think.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Well, you know what?
Steve-O: Get that one cameo.
HANGINHAWGS: Missed opportunity, man.
GoldenSiracha: Hey, hey, maybe if Amazon bought them a little sooner, we could have made something happen.
Steve-O: That's the thing. You don't even need to name them You can just have
HANGINHAWGS: Dude, Henry Cavill...
Steve-O: it
HANGINHAWGS: Devin, Henry Cavill so Devin-coded in Fallout.
GoldenSiracha: In in life.
HANGINHAWGS: like
GoldenSiracha: Oh,
HANGINHAWGS: but he's such a Warhammer character in Mission Impossible. like He must have loved playing that that that role, dude.
GoldenSiracha: I know. Oh,
GoldenSiracha: I was legitimately bummed out.
HANGINHAWGS: Because it's all... i Oh, that he ate it at the end?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. And he eats a good...
HANGINHAWGS: i mean, same with the same with ah Philip Seymour Hoffman's character, too, though.
GoldenSiracha: he He's a guy great. I know, but like... Because cause it's like he's... You think he's like on the team and then he's not. And then he melts his face and then I'm like, oh my God, he's going to be like a returning villain.
GoldenSiracha: And then he definitely...
HANGINHAWGS: He's gonna be a Bond villain.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like I was like, oh shit, you we're going to see him again.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: And then...
HANGINHAWGS: And he's gonna have fucking half a face.
GoldenSiracha: now And then he just ate a fucking hook in the mouth, which is like, honestly, in terms of in terms of how how villain deaths go, I think that's up there.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah Villanueva oh not not Philip Seymour Hoffman eating a fucking Ford F-150 grill to the to the face in Mission Impossible 3
GoldenSiracha: i mean, how how how how aggressively do they show? I can't remember him dying in that.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know it's not that but it's not like it's not like
GoldenSiracha: That's what i'll saying. Like, the hook death is is pretty graphic considering...
HANGINHAWGS: oh definitely she doesn't need Sam hasn't even seen Hayley Atwell's character yet either so she's gonna I think she's gonna like the next one too
GoldenSiracha: Oh, man, dude. I remember ah i I texted.
HANGINHAWGS: mean that Owen's gonna like her.
GoldenSiracha: No, dude, I texted yeah ah Chris this when I rewatched it like recently. I just I just hit a pen. i hit the pen and I watched that movie. And there was a moment where like.
GoldenSiracha: She just like stares at Tom, but she's staring at the camera. So she's staring like at you.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, in the car scene.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, and I got, like, aggressively turned on.
HANGINHAWGS: love.
HANGINHAWGS: and love
GoldenSiracha: i was like, oh, my God. i was like, I would die for this woman. I was like, holy shit.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wait, who's this? What are you talking about?
GoldenSiracha: Hayley Atwell in in in a Dead Reckoning.
HANGINHAWGS: Hayley Atwell's character.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You texted me this
GoldenSiracha: I texted you. I was like, dude, I'm, like, so turned on right now.
HANGINHAWGS: Wait, you might have texted me that.
GoldenSiracha: Maybe it was John. Maybe it was John.
HANGINHAWGS: Maybe you texted me that.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I texted somebody. i was like, i am so in love with this woman.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I have it right here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: this?
HANGINHAWGS: I have the receipt.
GoldenSiracha: Okay, yeah, yeah, good.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I have i have i have i have one ah one thing I noticed about her, though, Devin.
HANGINHAWGS: Where is it?
GoldenSiracha: Don't ruin this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I am going to ruin it a little.
GoldenSiracha: What? You can't.
DUNCANTHETHOT: going to ruin a little.
GoldenSiracha: You can't. You can't.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Her eyes are very close together.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. it's Good.
Steve-O: Oh, you're never not going to see that now, though.
HANGINHAWGS: Ready?
GoldenSiracha: Good.
HANGINHAWGS: Ready?
GoldenSiracha: Easier to paint.
HANGINHAWGS: Saturday. Ready, Devon? Saturday, May 24th, 2025 at tiny yellow Fiat.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Looks like she's got one eye.
HANGINHAWGS: I'd be dead. be dead.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: dude haley at while staring in my eyes in a tiny yellow fiat
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Oh my
HANGINHAWGS: i'd be dead
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, she would fucking, she killed me.
HANGINHAWGS: i'd be dead
GoldenSiracha: So when you rewatch it, just be like, yeah, this is, you can tell Sam.
Steve-O: That's the scene.
HANGINHAWGS: This is the scene where Devin questioned his relationship with ah with an actual person.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, Devin, Devin fully gooned out during this scene.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
GoldenSiracha: Cause I was, yeah, I almost almost, I almost texted Haley Atwell.
HANGINHAWGS: devin broke Devin almost broke up with his fiance over this fictional character.
Steve-O: po to the movie.
GoldenSiracha: Said, hey, I just, I just want to let you know you're gorgeous and I would leave my entire life for you.
HANGINHAWGS: His shot is shot. Devin shot his shot.
Steve-O: Hey, hey, good movie. A good movie, babe.
GoldenSiracha: What's your Twitter account?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, which really slid into Hayley Atwell's DMs.
GoldenSiracha: If I was like fame, dude, that's why I can never be like rich and famous. Like imagine if you actually, i don't, let's not, we don't have to go.
HANGINHAWGS: Because you'd be on the Epstein list like me like immediately.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You beat. You'd be called...
GoldenSiracha: we don't have to go the nuclear option here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah but Devin would be the sex pest of Hollywood.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, man.
GoldenSiracha: i'm just I'm just saying, like, if we if we were in similar circles, I would yo, I'm just saying, like, I will leave my my producer wife for you right now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He'd be hitting everybody up.
GoldenSiracha: And then she'd cancel me years later.
HANGINHAWGS: You're
GoldenSiracha: I'm like, you're gorgeous. What do you want me to do? You're gorgeous.
HANGINHAWGS: gorgeous. You're gorgeous.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sex pest Kopech does it again.
HANGINHAWGS: Sex pack.
GoldenSiracha: a That's the...
HANGINHAWGS: Go back.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Six Devin.
GoldenSiracha: It's all true.
Steve-O: Six, seven.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that's my response. sick like It's not.
Steve-O: Gets him out of anything.
GoldenSiracha: It's 2020. It's already over, I think, right?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. We've all moved on from six, to seven.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I think we've already moved on, so...
HANGINHAWGS: You guys update your letterbox? I signed up for it and I got
Steve-O: Yo!
HANGINHAWGS: And I got really intimidated. I'm like, oh, God, I've seen all these movies already. five It's either a five or a zero for me, every movie that I watch.
Steve-O: Make that your thing. Make that your thing. Five or zero. No in between.
HANGINHAWGS: it's ah It's either a masterpiece or it's absolute garbage to me.
Steve-O: What's your name on there?
HANGINHAWGS: I think it's just John Suarez.
GoldenSiracha: It's just John.
HANGINHAWGS: um Give me a movie, Chris. I'll letterbox it for you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, um, hmm. i Uh, let's do Twisted Pear.
HANGINHAWGS: Never seen it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, put it on there.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero. No, i no, give Give me a movie.
Steve-O: Zero. um
HANGINHAWGS: I'll give you the Letterboxd review.
Steve-O: Oh, for your review of event
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, just give me any movie. No, no, I'll...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, your, your movie. Uh, 7-10.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Start, start early.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, come on, that man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Start good, start You gave it a 7 out of 5?
HANGINHAWGS: Seven? Can I give it a seven out of five?
DUNCANTHETHOT: you gave it a seven out of five
HANGINHAWGS: No, no. Could I?
Steve-O: it? One for each samurai.
HANGINHAWGS: No, give me one that's hard.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Because in my mind right now, every movie I've seen is either a five or a zero on Letterboxd. ah Give me a movie that...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Triple X.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
Steve-O: Wow, wow, wow.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Zero! Zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're giving it a zero? Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, give me another one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. Okay.
GoldenSiracha: ah Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises.
DUNCANTHETHOT: okay
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
Steve-O: Toy Story 4. Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, man, zero.
Steve-O: I'm into this.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: I like this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: why is it only zero uh mad max fury road five out of five wow okay all day
Steve-O: okay no i'm into this i like this
HANGINHAWGS: Five? Yeah, all day.
HANGINHAWGS: Give me one, Devin. yeah I know you're thinking of one. trying to try to You're trying to break me, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: I'm trying to think of one that would trip you up. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: creditor five
HANGINHAWGS: You're not going to break me. Predator 5. Easy. That one is easy.
GoldenSiracha: Terminator 3.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
GoldenSiracha: Fuck. It's too easy.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Terminator 1.
HANGINHAWGS: Five. I love Terminator 1.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's just going to fall He's going to fall 5s.
HANGINHAWGS: I love that movie.
Steve-O: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: I love Terminator 1.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's going to fall
HANGINHAWGS: I love the hell out that movie.
GoldenSiracha: Uh... ah
HANGINHAWGS: ah The scene where he's doing surgery on his own face, I think, was way ahead of its time.
GoldenSiracha: yeah You know, John, ah Anaconda.
HANGINHAWGS: the The first one?
GoldenSiracha: thank you but Yeah, yeah, the first one.
HANGINHAWGS: The original Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez and Jon Voight?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yes, yes.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: 5s. He's going to fall
GoldenSiracha: Fucking...
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Punch Drunk Love.
GoldenSiracha: Ooh.
HANGINHAWGS: i haven't actually seen that.
GoldenSiracha: Come on.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Really?
GoldenSiracha: Oh, all right. Zero, then.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Really?
HANGINHAWGS: I've only seen the PSH scene. Yeah, steve ah we got Steve O'Rourke, so it's zero what to kill.
GoldenSiracha: Zero. Zero.
Steve-O: it' like you know It's a Automatic zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh Fuck, man.
HANGINHAWGS: Well, I guess maybe, yeah, could i could you could you make MFK a five-star rating system? Like, is it just five, three, or zero at that point?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Kinda.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but then we added good sit and that really threw it off.
Steve-O: was like It was like one, three, and five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Good sit is like 3.5 or
HANGINHAWGS: I'm not going to I don't like the good sit sub-rating.
Steve-O: You think the good sit is cowardly?
HANGINHAWGS: I think it ruins the integrity of our of our rating system, to be honest.
Steve-O: Well, you know what? why don't Okay, so we'll do the good sit. Good sit will be for Devin's reviews. For John, we get rid of the fuck section.
GoldenSiracha: Whoa.
Steve-O: It's just marry or kill.
HANGINHAWGS: It's just Mary for him.
GoldenSiracha: whoa
HANGINHAWGS: MK.
Steve-O: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: MK. And it's and that dev is just every movie's a fuck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: down, baby.
HANGINHAWGS: Every movie's like, it's good enough.
GoldenSiracha: good good sick good' said now Yeah,
Steve-O: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: How about, give me one that'll that'll twist me up, man.
Steve-O: Nothing but trouble.
HANGINHAWGS: Give me a I've never seen it.
Steve-O: Yeah, you did. We watched at your house. It's the one with Dan Aykroyd with the penis nose.
DUNCANTHETHOT: who plays eight different characters, and he has a pianist as Judd.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, god damn it. God damn it. Well, obviously it's a zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Damn, I love that movie.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't even remember watching this movie. I remember it now, but I don't even remember the title.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I love that movie.
Steve-O: I guess we got to rewatch it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I love that
HANGINHAWGS: don't remember the title.
GoldenSiracha: i
Steve-O: Put it up to a five.
HANGINHAWGS: Ooh,
GoldenSiracha: i had Happy Gilmore.
HANGINHAWGS: that's actually a zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: movie. I love that
Steve-O: Okay, okay.
HANGINHAWGS: No, just about think about because like that's it.
GoldenSiracha: No, it's fucked up.
HANGINHAWGS: If this is helping you select the next movie, that's fine.
DUNCANTHETHOT: movie.
Steve-O: You know, I like how definitive he is about this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: but I know, there is something to it
Steve-O: how about How about the green knight, John?
GoldenSiracha: Ooh, yeah.
Steve-O: The green knight.
GoldenSiracha: oh yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, that's actually a good one. Oh, man.
HANGINHAWGS: the The one thing I remember about the green night is slipping in the shower when I got home because it was COVID time. So I took a shower when I got home and I slipped in the shower and cut my hand open and had to go to urgent care.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it. Oh my god.
HANGINHAWGS: So zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh my god.
HANGINHAWGS: So zero.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
Steve-O: Zero! yeah ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: perhaps
GoldenSiracha: Sure. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah um Heat by Michael Mann.
HANGINHAWGS: Five?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Alright.
HANGINHAWGS: Come on, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fuck.
HANGINHAWGS: well what would you give Heat, Chris?
GoldenSiracha: Uh,
DUNCANTHETHOT: I give it a five.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. um would you Give me something that you would give the two or three.
GoldenSiracha: uh, what about, uh, uh, Oh God. Fuck. I can't think of the movie. Um,
DUNCANTHETHOT: hall that Halloween. The new Halloween. The remake
HANGINHAWGS: The Rob Zombie one?
DUNCANTHETHOT: no me danny mcbride written yes
Steve-O: The first of the new trilogy.
HANGINHAWGS: zero oh it's only because the originals of five so i can't equate them can't be the same
GoldenSiracha: Uh, begonia.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, no, no, I'm sorry. You didn't see begonia.
Steve-O: And I know you you own Halloween, so.
GoldenSiracha: Eddington.
Steve-O: Okay,
DUNCANTHETHOT: eddington's a five
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Is that any 10 to five?
DUNCANTHETHOT: these
HANGINHAWGS: addington's five all day yeah all day
GoldenSiracha: Bo was afraid.
Steve-O: good.
GoldenSiracha: Is that a five?
HANGINHAWGS: In the year 2045, it's a five, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: So right now it's still zero because we're not mature enough as a society to understand that movie yet.
GoldenSiracha: Uh, but right now it's zero. Hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: But in 19 years, we'll get there, I think.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: I think we'll get there as the human race. Yeah.
Steve-O: um one last round. One last round of movies.
GoldenSiracha: I could do this dude.
Steve-O: And then we got to move on to trailers and and news.
GoldenSiracha: Two more hours. really?
Steve-O: ah John, what about the Lego Batman movie?
Steve-O: It's nine year anniversaries today, I think.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, man.
Steve-O: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: I know, but it's a Lego movie, so it's got to be a zero. ah can't.
Steve-O: okay
DUNCANTHETHOT: that's It's definitive.
GoldenSiracha: whoa really
HANGINHAWGS: Like, i can't I can't. There can't be a world where i where i I'm like, oh, i Seven Samurais, my favorite movie, and also Lego Batman is also of the same rating.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's definitive.
GoldenSiracha: What about the Lego movie? The the best of the Lego movie.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
Steve-O: Dude, he said Lego movie. Just any Lego movie is a zero.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
Steve-O: i want to i want to go again. i want to go again. Hold on. Roll one more round.
HANGINHAWGS: One more round! is Mega Bonk. This is Steve's Mega Bonk right now.
Steve-O: This is my MegaVac.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah I can do one more round. One more round.
GoldenSiracha: This is bugging me. Because I feel like the only ones that are coming to my mind are like easy.
HANGINHAWGS: You're trying... Yeah, you you have to think of a movie that would would that would hurt me to give Zero that that I can't...
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: rocky balboa
HANGINHAWGS: Ooh...
GoldenSiracha: Oh, Rocky Balboa. So Rocky VI?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, yeah. The Mason-Dixon line.
GoldenSiracha: Shit. Dude.
HANGINHAWGS: that This might be... This might actually be...
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's not about how hard you can hit.
HANGINHAWGS: This might actually...
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's about how hard you get hit and get back up. That's that line from...
GoldenSiracha: Keep going. It's how it is done.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, because if you went with any of the Creed movies, they're all fives to me.
Steve-O: They're all fives. No, I agree.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. And then Rocky 1, 2, and 4, 3... three Three, five, not Rocky four. Rocky one and Rocky two are also fives.
GoldenSiracha: Whoa, Rocky four is a ah zero.
HANGINHAWGS: I might be, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: You can go.
HANGINHAWGS: It's not a good movie, dude. But Rocky Balboa is an interesting one.
GoldenSiracha: You can go. Fuck you.
Steve-O: it's that It's that perfect middle right there.
GoldenSiracha: argus
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, so here, I'm going by my memory of the aura of the movie, okay? What year was that? Rocky Balboa, what year did that come out?
Steve-O: wanna say like 2006, 2007.
HANGINHAWGS: Something like that, right?
Steve-O: seven
HANGINHAWGS: So then, back then it was when my cousins were all within driving distance.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: So every year, that came out around Thanksgiving, I think. And every year, we would go see it.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: We would all pick a ah Thanksgiving movie. and me And me and my cousin Joey would just troll everybody and just pick. Like one year, we took like our 11-year-old cousin and everybody else. But our 11-year-old cousin or whatever at the time was very young. we went to go see The Road.
HANGINHAWGS: And it was it was funny to us because we brought, you know, somebody who wouldn't understand that movie to go watch The Road.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Bye.
HANGINHAWGS: So that year, you know, everybody wants to see, forgot what movie. It was some fucking shit ass, like rom-com, like Christmas movie at the time.
HANGINHAWGS: My cousin Jeanette wanted to see that. And me and Joey were like, no, like this isn't a joke anymore. We're seeing Rocky Balboa. You can either come with us or you can stay home.
HANGINHAWGS: It's up to you.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah,
HANGINHAWGS: Like we, we gave her the ultimatum. She was like, fine, I'll go with, but she just, she did not want to see this movie. She was gripping her fucking seat at the, towards the end of that movie.
HANGINHAWGS: She cried. She like, you know, it completely turned, turned her around. Absolutely turned her around. Right.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
GoldenSiracha: yeah dude, Rocky.
HANGINHAWGS: And she loved, and she loved it. She loved it.
GoldenSiracha: So, yeah, so that was a Christmas week because it was December 20th, 2006.
HANGINHAWGS: I have to get,
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: I'm assuming your cousin wanted to watch the holiday with Jack Black and Cameron Diaz.
HANGINHAWGS: Christmas. So it was Christmas. Yeah. yep Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: OK, you saw you saw if you saw it you saw what the movies that came out.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: But yeah, so it was Christmas.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Nothing. It was Christmas. Yeah. And we we dragged her to the theater. We dragged her ass to the theater, watch Rocky Balboa kicking and screaming. And she ended up falling in love with with the movie.
HANGINHAWGS: I got to give a five.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's got to give it a five.
Steve-O: That's five. Gotta give it a five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's got to, you got to give it a five and that, in that case.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Shit, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I'm not basing any of these ratings on whether the movie was good or not. It was what happened to me. What was the canon event? That was my canon event.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Now she loves that movie.
GoldenSiracha: as
HANGINHAWGS: We talk about it whenever I see her.
GoldenSiracha: What about a failure to launch?
HANGINHAWGS: Never saw it.
GoldenSiracha: Damn it. That'd be a five.
Steve-O: You know what? We can call this segment on the show Hanging Hogg
HANGINHAWGS: Hanging hogs or stubby chubby?
Steve-O: We're stubby chubby.
HANGINHAWGS: Was it hanging hog or stubby chubby? yeah Yeah, maybe I'll do that. I'll just fuck it. That'll be my comment for each review.
GoldenSiracha: That like so that like sickens me that it sickens me that you can just kill or live.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hang it hogs.
HANGINHAWGS: Jaws, hanging hog.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This movie hangs hogs.
GoldenSiracha: That you can do that with such...
HANGINHAWGS: Sorry, dude. I'm sorry, man.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, it's just so callous.
HANGINHAWGS: Listen, in my mind, the scale...
DUNCANTHETHOT: You get that gut response.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, the gut response.
DUNCANTHETHOT: what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
GoldenSiracha: So Toy Story 4 is a kill, you said?
HANGINHAWGS: Spider-Man No Way Home, zero. Spider-Man No Way Home, zero.
Steve-O: Spider-Man 2.
HANGINHAWGS: Spider-Man 2, 5. 5.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There it is Spider-Man 1. Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: five I love Spider-Man 1.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All right.
HANGINHAWGS: The first Sam Raimi one.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, Spider-Man one.
HANGINHAWGS: I love that movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All right.
HANGINHAWGS: I love Spider-Man 1.
GoldenSiracha: Free solo.
HANGINHAWGS: Spider-Man 3?
GoldenSiracha: What about free solo?
HANGINHAWGS: Free Solo? Come on, dude.
GoldenSiracha: What? i
HANGINHAWGS: If you're gonna do documentary, give me a good one.
GoldenSiracha: I mean.
GoldenSiracha: That's.
HANGINHAWGS: Give me one that'll turn my stomach. Like, Gates of... What is it called, Chris? Gates of Heaven?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Gates of heaven.
Steve-O: Oh.
HANGINHAWGS: Or Heaven's Gate or whatever?
GoldenSiracha: Murderball. Murderball.
HANGINHAWGS: i have Not Heaven's Gate.
GoldenSiracha: Murderball.
Steve-O: How about how about dear Zachary?
HANGINHAWGS: Heaven's Gate the cult.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Dear Zachary 5, even though I'll never watch it again. Alright.
GoldenSiracha: The 2009 Star Trek movie.
HANGINHAWGS: What'd you say?
GoldenSiracha: The 2009 Star Trek movie with Chris Pine.
HANGINHAWGS: The first J.J. Abrams one?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
HANGINHAWGS: Sorry, Chris. I know that hurts you.
Steve-O: He's only got two ratings on his scale.
DUNCANTHETHOT: know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, at this point, you can't offend anybody because it's so binary.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, like I only got two rated.
Steve-O: yeah
GoldenSiracha: It's a perfect movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: It's perfect.
Steve-O: This is perfect.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, man.
Steve-O: It's perfect.
GoldenSiracha: It's perfect or garbage.
Steve-O: It's even in every way. right.
GoldenSiracha: ah
Steve-O: Well, we need start going through some of these trailers from, you know, just the week.
GoldenSiracha: yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
Steve-O: And there was bunch during the Super Bowl.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, there's some things.
Steve-O: ah
GoldenSiracha: Yes, news, some notable events.
Steve-O: um give us Give us some of the the info. Drop this on us.
HANGINHAWGS: you
GoldenSiracha: All right. All right. Let's fire it up. Let's fire it Let's fire it up. ah So there was a, well, we kind of talked about this. There was a Nintendo state of play.
GoldenSiracha: um a few notable things.
Steve-O: How fucking dare you?
GoldenSiracha: What?
Steve-O: Nintendo State of Play?
GoldenSiracha: Oh man, I'm sorry. Oh man. I'm crossing the streams here.
Steve-O: Wow.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's
GoldenSiracha: I'm sorry. Uh,
DUNCANTHETHOT: all the same to Devin.
Steve-O: I'm excited for the PlayStation Direct later this week.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, exactly. du maybe Maybe it will be good. um Yeah, no, there was a lot of just ports and stuff like that, but ah there was orbitals.
Steve-O: This looks cool.
GoldenSiracha: ah Yeah, this is the second look of it, but this is the ah a little deeper look.
Steve-O: Vibe-wise, it's cool.
GoldenSiracha: I think aesthetically it's kind of sick. And then there's ah fresh, fresh on Steve's fantasy critic pick, The Adventures of Elliot, The Millennium Tales.
Steve-O: I played the early demo of this a few months ago, like ah like last year, probably during the summer. um
GoldenSiracha: Oh, wow.
Steve-O: I thought visually it was cool.
GoldenSiracha: okay okay
Steve-O: It definitely like apes the, um the old school Zelda style. um But there was some stuff that could be tightened, but otherwise it's basically just one of those beautiful 2.5 D games that, you know, the Octopath team makes.
GoldenSiracha: I'm so mad they they still haven't done that with like a Final Fantasy.
Steve-O: You think it would be just like free to do, right?
GoldenSiracha: Just do it. I know.
Steve-O: Like just...
GoldenSiracha: I think they're afraid. They're afraid.
Steve-O: Which one would they do first?
GoldenSiracha: I mean, you would think maybe just the first one, but don't know. Just do fucking, just do six. Just do six.
Steve-O: I think six would be the slam dunk.
GoldenSiracha: Six, I think, would look the coolest.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: think you agree.
GoldenSiracha: But I get it. um
Steve-O: There wasn't really anything else, I'll be honest. Like...
GoldenSiracha: Oh, at that direct.
Steve-O: Yeah, they ended on, ah what was that? ah The Bethesda.
GoldenSiracha: but there's a Pragmata demo, right?
Steve-O: They did announce Pragmata demo across the board. I think it's on like, you know, PC, PlayStation, Xbox and Switch. so
GoldenSiracha: I downloaded it and then John said it runs better on Switch, too.
Steve-O: Really? oh that's funny.
GoldenSiracha: So I haven't played it.
Steve-O: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: No, no, no, no. There's something going on right now, Devin. It's called Hairgate.
GoldenSiracha: OK. Well,
HANGINHAWGS: And all the Sony ponies are our ah like...
GoldenSiracha: I know the hair specifically doesn't look as good in
Steve-O: Final Fantasy.
GoldenSiracha: Resident Evil Requiem.
HANGINHAWGS: Maybe maybe to you, maybe if you're if you're a Sony guy, maybe if you're a Sony guy, the hair might not look good.
Steve-O: Requiem, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: You're going to tell me the wreck with the hair looks better. Okay. All right.
Steve-O: It sounds like you're like we're literally splitting hairs over these consoles at this point.
HANGINHAWGS: But, you know.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Well, no, I think there was a that
HANGINHAWGS: i honestly I honestly don't even know where my Switch 2 is right now. Isn't that sad?
GoldenSiracha: There was a post where somebody said like they prefer the Switch 2 look because it like kind of looks more like a game. They're like, it reminds me of like PS2. Like not because of the graphics, but they're just like, I don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, God.
GoldenSiracha: It just like looks more like a game.
Steve-O: Is that where we are now visually in in like gaming?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: We are nostalgic.
HANGINHAWGS: It looks retro. It just looks more retro, bro.
Steve-O: Yeah. Like
GoldenSiracha: Honestly, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much, I think, exactly what happened.
Steve-O: that's how they're going to sell us on, on RAM prices being so high in the future.
HANGINHAWGS: Looks like Super Nintendo.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. But John, didn't you say somebody said like Pragmata kind of ran a little bit better on. Oh, see this one.
HANGINHAWGS: No, I was just fucking with you. I mean, people...
Steve-O: ah
GoldenSiracha: The fuck.
HANGINHAWGS: No, the argument... No, the argument is... Right now, the argument is that it doesn't look that much... Like, you can't really tell super difference between PS5.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: At least not non-performance mode PS5 compared to Switch 2. So people are like, oh, well, why why even bother getting it for PS5?
Steve-O: i was um i was watching the um comparison between final fantasy rebirth on playstation 5 and switch 2 and you know playstation 5 definitely has better graphics like you know there's more stuff on the ground and stuff like that but
HANGINHAWGS: You can take this on the go.
GoldenSiracha: Why would you want to? Okay. Sorry.
Steve-O: just you like looking at the two and not being like kind of nitpicky it is impressive the hair is definitely the thing that stands out like i'm not gonna be like you know like not pointing that out but it is uh it's at least like something to kind of note because games that had to run off the cloud like a couple of years ago on switch are at least playable so that is something that's that's neat
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, exactly. And that's but sick. You know, that's cool. And can I say that i am... very excited because there's there's boost mode, right? There's boost mode in Final Fantasy seven remake and rebirth. It's I think they confirm that it's coming for the switch, right?
GoldenSiracha: Switch version. And it's basically just like a debug mode like, oh, you want Max this? You want Max that you want difficulty mode?
Steve-O: Oh.
GoldenSiracha: It doesn't matter. Fuck it. We're just going to let you do whatever.
Steve-O: They're just giving you like F around mode.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay.
GoldenSiracha: And then and then when those release on the switch, then they update the other versions. So I'm like, you know, I'm going to boost.
Steve-O: That's cool.
GoldenSiracha: So listen, Chris, Steve, if you need to boost mode your way through Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth just to get you through, you'll be able to do that in around June.
Steve-O: Hmm.
Steve-O: Yeah, I'm going to speed through the vacation.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The issue wasn't the difficulty. It was how boring it was.
GoldenSiracha: Well, I'm just saying you want to boost mode your way to speed it up.
GoldenSiracha: Boost it out, buddy.
Steve-O: um say Devin, I'm not going to lie. I'll think about it.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. Yeah.
Steve-O: I'll think about it.
GoldenSiracha: ah Yeah. So, ah so this is a, to me, this is a, this could be ah a, a marry or a kill, but Baldur's gate TV series.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's a good bit right there.
HANGINHAWGS: Boosted, baby.
GoldenSiracha: It's confirmed.
HANGINHAWGS: Tough.
GoldenSiracha: Craig Mason is working on it.
Steve-O: No Larian involvement, right?
GoldenSiracha: ah
HANGINHAWGS: Ooh.
GoldenSiracha: What stuck out was that Larry and studios apparently has no involvement.
HANGINHAWGS: Tough.
GoldenSiracha: And then it,
HANGINHAWGS: I feel like Larian Studios doesn't want involvement. That's what it feels like. They might not want to waste their time.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, maybe. And like, it's so early in the announcement and I've already heard like, ah like oh well, we want this to like be an extension.
HANGINHAWGS: They're too busy using ChatGPT to book their their events.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, clearly. And like, apparently like ah it's going to be a continuation after Baldur's Gate 3 ends, which is interesting.
Steve-O: Also,
HANGINHAWGS: So, you know, and getting shit on by everybody for it.
Steve-O: Yes.
GoldenSiracha: um I don't know how that I haven't played the game, so I couldn't tell you in certain endings that maybe they want all of the endings to be somehow canon.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Excuse me.
GoldenSiracha: which I don't understand. It's just like too early to tell, but I know some people are pretty salty. Uh, but Chris, I'm curious cause you're the only one who has like the most, you're the closest to this one emotionally.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You mean the one who beat the game?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: yes
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. So, uh, do you have, what's your take on this?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, um like I said, or i didn't say this, but I should say it now. Craig Mason ah had two really good first seasons of two shows on HBO and then a bad second season Last of Us. let's I mean, it wasn't great.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: i was a little disappointed by it.
HANGINHAWGS: but he also made Chernobyl but also cheau Chernobyl and Lasso are very similar in in content whereas Baldur's Gate is completely different
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's true.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Right. And Baldur's Gate totally goes a lot of different directions.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: So he's gonna a i think that this lives and dies this lives and dies with the cast like if they get good actors to but portray a starion and a lot of the other car lock and all those
HANGINHAWGS: yeah I don't know uphill battle
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: If you get Pedro Pascal to play a male, a gender-bent version of Shadowheart, then you might you might be talking.
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh you're in babe yeah there we're we we are in
HANGINHAWGS: We might be talking here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: um Yeah, dude. I don't know. This could go either way. This is a weird one. This is how I feel about the Elden Ring adaptation that's coming out, too.
DUNCANTHETHOT: like Like, I really...
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know, man.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i Bone Temple proved to me that um Alex Garland is ah is a really great writer, and I should trust him.
HANGINHAWGS: don't know, dawg.
GoldenSiracha: I don't know if he needed to prove that.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I really should. That movie...
GoldenSiracha: He's kind of always been reminded you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're right. and There are a few films... That I don't necessarily love that he made either. um Like Civil War, which I wasn't a huge fan of.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was fine.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no. Well, yeah, but now it's like upsettingly accurate.
DUNCANTHETHOT: you Well, of course. I mean, it's it's kind of low-hanging fruit, I think, in a lot of ways, that movie. um And her... or Or, I'm sorry, no. Him?
HANGINHAWGS: He did that?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Him?
GoldenSiracha: Him, her.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wasn't a huge...
GoldenSiracha: No, no, I think it was her.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Was it her? Are you sure?
GoldenSiracha: Because him's the football movie.
HANGINHAWGS: No, Spike. Spike Jones did her. Him is the football movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, him's the football movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: what is What is the movie Men?
GoldenSiracha: Oh, men, men, men. Right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it wasn't wasn't in love with Men.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i think it was fine.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: um but I do like the rest of his films. And I guess he's the best pick for for an Elwintering movie. I think he can he can do it.
GoldenSiracha: It kind of reminds me of when I see the casting for, like, God of War now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This...
GoldenSiracha: I'm like, I i guess. We're just...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. You're like, I, I, I have a lot of faith in Ronald more for that.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like I, I, I think he is going to make something good. It's, it's the same level of all faith I have for the album ring adaptation. In my opinion, it's equal.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Um, both games are great. And I think both creatives behind them are great. So it's the best you're going to get nowadays, man. That's, that's it. Um,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, this one maybe is even even a little lower. um um Maybe I'm cautious about the Baldur's Gate 3.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Well, yeah I mean, and it's just understandably, it's like too soon.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think.
GoldenSiracha: It's way too soon. It's like they just announced it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It is, but I get it.
GoldenSiracha: It's gonna be three or four years before we you see anything.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's very popular still.
HANGINHAWGS: Hey.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's very, very popular still. So I kind of get the impetus to to adapt this now, you know?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Everybody wants their gaming properties, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, you're you're adapting Dig Dug and I... Shit, man, I don't know how you're gonna make a story out of that. He just digs deeper.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but then he shoots an air pump into people and pumps until they explode.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Which is horrifying. Like, I don't know how you're going to portray that exactly.
GoldenSiracha: Is it?
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's really scary.
GoldenSiracha: I mean, you know, if you're fucking soft, I guess.
DUNCANTHETHOT: His name's Durg.
GoldenSiracha: Well, that's neither here. nor
DUNCANTHETHOT: His name's Durg.
GoldenSiracha: um Let's see what else. So apparently... This is like round three or four ah in terms of them take ah their at bat at this year. But Blizzard is apparently working on a StarCraft shooter again.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Again, the first version shooter.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh God.
GoldenSiracha: Well, there was there was a ghost, which is third person.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: And then apparently they were working on another one that got canceled. And then people found out via like leaks or whatever, or like the.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wasn't that supposed to be like a hero shooter or something?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, but I mean, like Overwatch?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, maybe, but like, and then they are apparently working on another one. So it's like, we'll see.
Steve-O: I was in my teens when they tried to make their first Starcraft shooter. My God, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you remember that? I remember that. Oh, you got all these vehicles. It was supposed to be like Team Fortress. That's what I remember it being.
Steve-O: So long ago.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, well, i'll start they're at it again.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
Steve-O: Well, to kind of stay on on track with this, ah Blizzard also announced this week that they're going to drop the two from Overwatch 2. It's just Overwatch again.
HANGINHAWGS: What?
Steve-O: Just Overwatch. we
DUNCANTHETHOT: So you're going to come back now, Steve, right?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That was your big hang-up?
Steve-O: Nah, man.
GoldenSiracha: was curious. I said, is Steve coming back?
DUNCANTHETHOT: You said, I hate twos!
Steve-O: I went to Overwatch...
HANGINHAWGS: No, steve Steve demands more from his games, like Rain suggested.
Steve-O: I do that. Well, that's the thing. They did drop the two. So I guess if I'm going by the rain system, it's not a sequel anymore.
HANGINHAWGS: Thank
DUNCANTHETHOT: You really hate the number two, though. Like, you've told me that before a lot.
Steve-O: Well, I'm trying to think of this because like that might not be a joke because it might not be a joke because I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of things that are like the second of things that I don't like.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What? Are you sure about that?
Steve-O: But then I can think of so many things that are the second of things I like.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you would always just say, I took a huge shit. Like, you would never say number two or a deuce, like, in public.
Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And we'd all be like, just say number two. It's like...
Steve-O: Yeah. I'll take one scoop of ice cream and then one scoop of ice cream. I had always say,
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's very true.
HANGINHAWGS: Let's
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, obviously.
GoldenSiracha: yeah obvious
Steve-O: ah well um but ah yeah they they just I think they're on to their third ah game director now so the new new person running ah Overwatch is like hey Essentially, just let's just drop the two, bring it back to Overwatch, and let's try and get back in the zeitgeist because I think Marvel rivals.
HANGINHAWGS: just drop to two.
Steve-O: And I think I've been seeing a lot of heat for this new um the game made by a Valve. Deadlock, I think it's called. People are kind of losing their mind over Deadlock now.
GoldenSiracha: OK.
HANGINHAWGS: High guard? High guard?
Steve-O: No, not not High Guard.
HANGINHAWGS: Look at my high guard.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I got me high guard, right?
Steve-O: You'd think that's the game that's out.
GoldenSiracha: Obviously.
Steve-O: But people have been really excited about Deadlock.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Deadlock.
Steve-O: So I think Overwatch is trying trying to re replant their feet into the hero shooter genre ah concrete.
HANGINHAWGS: Deadlock. Deadlock, mate.
GoldenSiracha: Well, I mean, apparently it's working. ah Thousands of players have returned to the game.
Steve-O: They added a jet pack cat, apparently.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, they they also dropped like five characters at once or something, or at least said like, hey, here's five new character announcements.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Jetback. Jetback.
GoldenSiracha: And yeah, one of them is a cat with jet pack.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Jetpack gap.
Steve-O: The other one is just blatantly magic from Marvel rivals.
GoldenSiracha: So.
HANGINHAWGS: like It's like when Halo Infinite dropped those cat ear helmets when people went nutties.
Steve-O: sword
Steve-O: Right. Oh my God.
Steve-O: That's how they made their money back.
GoldenSiracha: Honestly, I remember that being very specifically when I was like, I think I'm out.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: think I'm out on Halo Infinite.
Steve-O: use You saw the hands coming out.
HANGINHAWGS: and i think And I was like, i think I'm more in than I've ever been before.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Steve-O: but
GoldenSiracha: Like, i was like...
HANGINHAWGS: ah I think I might be more in.
GoldenSiracha: Oh, boy. um Also, just to keep it in the video game space. Yeah, Sony did announce a PlayStation Save Play later this week. I think on Thursday or Friday.
HANGINHAWGS: oh it's ah it's the bloodborn it's the Bloodborne state of play, right
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, so obviously we're they're going to announce the Kingdom Hearts remake, Final Fantasy 7.3 is going to come out. ah Wolverine, obviously going to get a demo.
Steve-O: Wolverine.
GoldenSiracha: It's going to get a demo that teases Matt Murdock in it.
Steve-O: i think it's going to be a shadow drop for free.
GoldenSiracha: just
HANGINHAWGS: Oh yeah, you see that?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I did see that.
HANGINHAWGS: What are you thinking about that that?
GoldenSiracha: I don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm interested.
GoldenSiracha: i don't know.
HANGINHAWGS: that some kind lawyer talk?
GoldenSiracha: I think it's tricky.
HANGINHAWGS: Claws?
GoldenSiracha: I think it's tricky to say that shit because now I'm like, where is he?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, like...
GoldenSiracha: Where's Daredevil?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. Dude, that would be Dude, that would fucking psychotic pivot if they were like, oh yeah, Daredevil's in the game.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: like That would be insane, dude.
GoldenSiracha: yeah Yeah. Cause it's not even like they're super tight.
HANGINHAWGS: Are you kidding me?
GoldenSiracha: Like, that, that would be pretty crazy.
HANGINHAWGS: that
Steve-O: There's co-op and daredevils in it.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Who's got Wolverine again in Fantasy Critic?
GoldenSiracha: Me? Me? Is it me? I think it's me.
HANGINHAWGS: It should be you, right?
Steve-O: Did we let did we let you get Wolverine?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I don't think you did get it. I think somebody else got it and that we were all shocked.
GoldenSiracha: No, I didn't.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't think you got it.
GoldenSiracha: No.
HANGINHAWGS: I think somebody else got it.
GoldenSiracha: Who wants to give it to me? Oh, jo John, why did you fucking it ask that question?
Steve-O: John, you have it.
HANGINHAWGS: Hmm.
Steve-O: John? Damn, man.
HANGINHAWGS: Wait.
Steve-O: That fucked up, John.
HANGINHAWGS: Was that diabolical?
Steve-O: Dude, that was diabolical.
HANGINHAWGS: I made him... I made Devin think that he got it because it's so automatic.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I was like,
HANGINHAWGS: It should have been him.
GoldenSiracha: I know, but I forgot.
Steve-O: Holy hell, dude.
GoldenSiracha: i was i was so...
HANGINHAWGS: No, but...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think I even brought that up.
HANGINHAWGS: No, but there was a...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I was like, how did you not it?
HANGINHAWGS: No,
DUNCANTHETHOT: did you not get it
Steve-O: You made him check.
HANGINHAWGS: because... Specifically, yeah, I know. that's I'm sorry, dude.
Steve-O: ah
HANGINHAWGS: That was i was i was a low blow.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, it was fucking weird, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: That was a low blow.
GoldenSiracha: Fucking ruined my day.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, specifically, what before we drafted, you went to the bathroom and we literally conspired. We're like, these are the games that Devin absolutely needs. Don't let him get any of them.
GoldenSiracha: I mean, I'll be honest, there was no chance I was going to get it just based off the pick. Like, like the order, the order was like, Sten's crazy for picking Pragmata over fucking Wolverine.
HANGINHAWGS: I guess, but, you know.
GoldenSiracha: I'm looking at the list, like Requiem course makes sense.
HANGINHAWGS: I think Stint's just bad at it, though, because he also counterpicked fucking GTA.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. GTA six, which they confirmed they, well, I mean, It's not confirmed until we're fucking playing it. But they had doubled down and they said, no, this is coming out this year.
HANGINHAWGS: No, but I mean, the cost-benefit analysis, that's really easy for that pick, that counterpick.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Stint failed at doing.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: He failed at thinking, I think.
Steve-O: Thank you.
GoldenSiracha: A hundred percent.
HANGINHAWGS: So, but yeah.
GoldenSiracha: But I mean, like, listen, they, uh, It's always fun to get ah overly fucking jazzed up about these Theta plays, at least for me. um They did say it's going to yeah, it's going to Bloodborne, clearly.
HANGINHAWGS: was Bloodborne. It's going to be Bloodborne.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You guys are so funny.
GoldenSiracha: Clearly.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: It's as easy as, know, clear as day,
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm not. I'm over this.
HANGINHAWGS: just like just like Just like Sons of the Force 3 was going to be Half-Life 3.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Yes, you were.
HANGINHAWGS: Remember that, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah yeah yeah
GoldenSiracha: God, just to watch Galani's eyes bug out even a little bit was
HANGINHAWGS: kristen Just to see Galani's dick twitch just the slightest when when the number 3 came up on the screen, it was totally worth it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: over those
GoldenSiracha: Oh, that was because we were just gaslighting him. We're like, no, this is definitely it
Steve-O: oh yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah yeah if you were
GoldenSiracha: And then you see three. yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Then you see the green threes come up on the fucking on the fucking screen.
DUNCANTHETHOT: and shit There there was a few a few seconds, I'm not going to yeah You had me for a few minutes.
HANGINHAWGS: Chris. Oh, man.
GoldenSiracha: he he He did his best to hide it, but we saw we saw those eyeballs bulge.
HANGINHAWGS: ah That was amazing.
HANGINHAWGS: We saw it. We saw it.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I get it. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: A few seconds.
GoldenSiracha: ah And so Stevie posted some some great news. He said, Remedy's new CEO.
Steve-O: oh yeah
HANGINHAWGS: Juice.
GoldenSiracha: So they announced a new CEO.
HANGINHAWGS: It's DraftKings guy, right?
GoldenSiracha: And yeah, he's a former sports betting guy and EA executive.
Steve-O: Basically.
GoldenSiracha: Which is...
HANGINHAWGS: Is he good?
Steve-O: I mean, this is with a new game supposedly coming out this year with the sequel of Control. So we'll see. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's gotta be. That that had to have been made before he came in.
GoldenSiracha: No, no. Control's going to be fine. It's just, you know, when you see stuff like that and it's like, oh, is this going to remotely lose this money?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Everything else afterwards.
GoldenSiracha: I guess you're ruined.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Alan Wake 3. Free to play.
Steve-O: Oh, it's a free-to-play game.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you gotta get your free.
Steve-O: You just... You have to pay for the batteries and the flashlights.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah My battery ran out of flashlight. If only the player wouldn't be so cheap.
Steve-O: Oh, I... What a cheap player.
GoldenSiracha: fifty Yeah, that would...
Steve-O: Stingy bastard.
GoldenSiracha: ah I don't like that. So I'm just going to pretend that news isn't true, Steve.
Steve-O: Yeah, i'm I mean, that's the thing.
GoldenSiracha: and
Steve-O: Remedy was, like, one of those, like, last remaining bastions of, like, quality.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah. where It was like, listen, we know we take a bath on these, but we don't care. we just want to make good games.
Steve-O: Right.
GoldenSiracha: i help I don't know. like How much of that stuff is true? Who knows?
Steve-O: I think they tried to put out a shooter game last year to try and get one of those like, you know, get get the pays from the heck and people who are just constantly playing multiplayer games, but it didn't work out.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. And then lost even more money. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. Mm
GoldenSiracha: Which is like, I don't know, man, that the space is not nearly as big as these developers think it is for for those types of games.
HANGINHAWGS: Thank you.
Steve-O: hmm.
GoldenSiracha: But so let's get into some fun things. like Trailers. Chris's favorite trailer, the Super Mario Galaxy trailer with the T-Rex, obviously.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wait, that was during the Super Bowl?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Man, I missed that one.
GoldenSiracha: It was a Super Bowl spot.
Steve-O: it leed It leaked beforehand.
GoldenSiracha: Super Bowl spots are weird because literally, I think a day before this, like Saturday, it was like, watch a super cut of all of the 2026 Super Bowl ads.
GoldenSiracha: And I was like, I'm sorry, what? And it was like a 22 minute long video. And it just had all... Now, it didn't have the trailers and stuff like that, but it had like, you know, oh, they're going to do a commercial about Dunkin' Donuts.
GoldenSiracha: Isn't that going to be fun? And I do think, and I'm going I probably said this before, but I am stamping my feet and biching and moaning about this, but we are well past the point of like watching the Super Bowl for commercials.
GoldenSiracha: Like they're just not...
HANGINHAWGS: Steve, is Cappy going to be in this movie?
Steve-O: You know, that's a good question. I don't think so.
HANGINHAWGS: but what's the call sheet What's the call she bet odds on that?
Steve-O: i I'm going to say he's not in the movie.
HANGINHAWGS: You think they'll set set it up for the third movie will be Cappy?
HANGINHAWGS: Because if they're putting the T-Rex in there,
Steve-O: it's
GoldenSiracha: They're picking and choosing, dude.
Steve-O: It's weird because they're doing the galaxy story, but they're doing it with the being the Odyssey worlds.
HANGINHAWGS: With everything.
HANGINHAWGS: And the sunshine ink.
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: The sunshine ink is in there too.
Steve-O: They're picking and choosing. I don't think Cappy's going to make it. I think he's too weird.
Steve-O: I think we would have seen Cappy by now.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but it's just like the T-Rex is so synonymous with with Cappy that.
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: But I don't think we're gonna see flood.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, but the T-Rex is just going to be... The T-Rex is now with baby Mario and baby Luigi. For some reason, they get turned into babies.
HANGINHAWGS: And Yoshi. Yoshi with a gun.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: yeah She with a gun.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm sorry, Chris. That's awesome. Five. Five on Letterboxd.
Steve-O: Wow.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: by now already?
Steve-O: Can
HANGINHAWGS: Before I even watched the movie, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: didn't even see it. You didn't even see it.
Steve-O: can you give it a letterbox review already, John? Can you do that?
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know. don't know. I'm too scared to go on the Letterboxd site.
Steve-O: ah
HANGINHAWGS: me see.
Steve-O: Oh yeah, you can rate it right now. Boom.
HANGINHAWGS: Boom.
Steve-O: Five stars. Yoshi with a gun.
GoldenSiracha: Gave Yoshi a gun, five stars.
Steve-O: Finally.
GoldenSiracha: Disclosure Day trailer. not there The only trailer I thought was actually like pretty interesting was Project Hail Mary, which is like, I was already in.
GoldenSiracha: So, like, what's the point?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, i didn't even watch I didn't even watch the trailer.
GoldenSiracha: But again, um i'm putting my stamp I'm putting my stamp on i I don't even care about Super Bowl trailers at this point in my life.
Steve-O: You're just done.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
Steve-O: You're done with commercials.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're done?
GoldenSiracha: yeah it's like a
DUNCANTHETHOT: They're just getting worse and worse. so You're kind of right, man.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like, I don't know. Like, that Louis Black bit really opened my eyes to it. And that was fun for, like, a few years.
Steve-O: What was that?
GoldenSiracha: But we're we're well past it.
Steve-O: m
GoldenSiracha: Like, they suck now.
Steve-O: um ah I'm going to hit you with something that I think is the true truth. is that once we were given the internet, which is everyone was able to be constantly putting funny things in front of you at every point of the day, our, our tolerance for humor skyrocketed.
Steve-O: So, you know, commercials where it was singing pubes, getting flushed down the toilet, like, believe me, I love, um, what's his name?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: who did, who did the song for that commercial? i love them, but, um, Big Nick, big Nick, ah big Nick.
GoldenSiracha: Who's big Nick to Oh, Oh, really?
DUNCANTHETHOT: hey Nick, Nick.
Steve-O: Nick, he does the spirit Halloween song.
GoldenSiracha: That was him.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
Steve-O: Yeah. He did the, the ni Nick Lutzko did that. But ah like the thing is, it's like, I'm like, that's cute.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
Steve-O: Like, that's the thing. All these commercials are cute.
GoldenSiracha: That's cute.
Steve-O: Whatever.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Move on. Okay. Look, you got a celebrity. Oh, look at that. They're doing a little joke here. It's like, don't, If I want jokes, I'll go on to the TikTok, I'll go on to YouTube, and I'll see somebody getting their face smashed into a stop sign at 30 miles per hour.
Steve-O: Like, you can't beat that.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you really did.
GoldenSiracha: Now, you know what like bugs me, too, is like it's so obvious. like Remember a few... Maybe not, right? But it's like... I remember like two weeks ago, they were like, oh my God, did you see Guy Fieri?
GoldenSiracha: he His new look, where he just looks like a normal dude. And I was like, one, that was a joke years ago like that somebody put up.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep. Yep.
Steve-O: m
GoldenSiracha: And two, it's like, obviously this is for a Super Bowl spot. And surprise, surprise, there he is.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hmm.
GoldenSiracha: And I was like, aha, that's funny.
Steve-O: Oh boy.
Steve-O: What was the ad for you then?
GoldenSiracha: Exactly. Who cares? I have no idea.
Steve-O: I'll tell you what. This would be the ultimate commercial for the Super Bowl.
GoldenSiracha: and Probably some sort of crypto currency or like a sports betting.
Steve-O: Yeah, was like sports betting. Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'll bet you that Guy Fieri is actually normal. Whatever, man. Whatever.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
Steve-O: my My commercial for the Super Bowl for 2027, where where it's goingnna be ah it's going to be the perfect commercial, okay? It's just the Taco Bell logo.
Steve-O: It zooms in. we get it We get the words. um We've reset the prices back to what they used to be. $20 gets you the whole menu again.
Steve-O: Starting now.
GoldenSiracha: okay It sounds more like ah a concept than a commercial, but.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do you know what my commercial is?
Steve-O: What's your commercial?
DUNCANTHETHOT: So it's the ah the Coca-Cola polar bear, right?
Steve-O: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And he's like ripping at this door of a car and there's like a family in there and they're terrified.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like it's it's like just like ripping open the the window and then it like totally rips the door off the hinges and they're all shocked.
Steve-O: Oh.
Steve-O: Hmm.
Steve-O: Hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And it just reaches over and grabs the Coke and the in the in the cup holder.
Steve-O: Oh, that's fun. That's fun.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And it sips it and it says, sorry for the consider sorry for the problem. And it it walks away.
Steve-O: sorry about that. i just wanted my drink. I forgot to get it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep.
Steve-O: can i you know Can I throw one more in there?
HANGINHAWGS: Don't worry.
Steve-O: I got one more. Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What do you got?
Steve-O: All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What do you
Steve-O: a Father's sitting at his desk at work. He's had a hard day. ah He gets a FaceTime call from his son.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh no.
Steve-O: And his son's like, dad, dad, I, I accidentally watched a scary movie.
HANGINHAWGS: God damn it.
Steve-O: And dad's like, oh no, oh, it's going to be all okay, son. And he's like, I keep, I just, anytime I close my eyes now, I see the man, I see the man. And he's like, don't worry. It's just a movie. It's fine.
Steve-O: It's, it's fine. And then it cuts to the Apple logo and it says iPhone FaceTime.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He watched a little bit of Arthur Clown. Like, that's what it says at the end.
Steve-O: This is enough to get you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: no
HANGINHAWGS: Child watches 25 minutes of Terrifier 3. it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: A little bit Arthur Clown.
HANGINHAWGS: terrifier three
DUNCANTHETHOT: Just a little bit.
GoldenSiracha: Just a smidge.
HANGINHAWGS: damnmit
Steve-O: I don't understand. Is this Santa? is What is happening?
Steve-O: It's a Super Bowl for 2027, I'm saying. It's something.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Those were better than any of the commercials I saw during the Super Bowl. So, hats off.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, like I'm not saying like they're all awful now, but it's just like the hype, the hype as well. We're well past the hype.
Steve-O: I can't get excited for a commercial. I'm sorry. I'm not that guy no more.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's hard. Trailers used to be my thing, but they're just showing less and less during the Super Bowl.
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: They'll just get, yeah, they they literally go up the split second it comes on the TV anyway, online.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, exactly.
HANGINHAWGS: It's easier to just do that, you know?
Steve-O: I think you don't even need to put it...
HANGINHAWGS: I don't know.
Steve-O: on the Super Bowl, if you just released it, like if you farted it out during the Super Bowl and you were like, oh, yeah, was the Super Bowl lineup.
Steve-O: You could save so much money.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I think they just use these commercials all year. Like they spend all this money on them.
GoldenSiracha: I mean that's true. It's like that is the the commercial forever.
DUNCANTHETHOT: For like six months.
GoldenSiracha: You know, that being said, don't know if you guys recall thus the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, Super Bowl spot, but it is it is legitimately one of the worst things I've ever...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh man, I was crying.
DUNCANTHETHOT: man.
GoldenSiracha: like It's just like so dumb and dull and it's like, why? Why? like The marketing for that fucking movie has been so bad and I don't, it's like they're trying something and just none of it's working.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm sorry, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: I hate it.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, I'm sorry, Devin.
HANGINHAWGS: Sorry, Devon.
GoldenSiracha: It's okay.
Steve-O: I know you're the head producer on that one.
HANGINHAWGS: I know how much it means to you.
GoldenSiracha: It's okay.
Steve-O: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: I just don't understand why they don't take any of my ideas.
DUNCANTHETHOT: were you What were you thinking? What were you thinking? yeah
Steve-O: Devin got like a nice meal from like some coked up Hollywood guy. He was like, I just I just need a hundred million dollars. People love this baby Yoda, Devin.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He eats everything.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, wait. Uh, so John, can, can we, John, can we assign the rules of perfect or terrible to seasons of TV?
Steve-O: Yeah, Devin.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's like, ow.
HANGINHAWGS: I guess, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: And we do, let's do all of Buffy.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, we'll try it, try it. 8.
GoldenSiracha: So season one of Buffy.
HANGINHAWGS: Season 1, 0. season one zero 5. 5. This is too easy. 0. 5. 0. 0. 0.
GoldenSiracha: Okay. Two, uh, three,
Steve-O: Season two.
HANGINHAWGS: five
Steve-O: Season three.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Season three. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: five
Steve-O: Season four.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: this is this is too easy zero
GoldenSiracha: Okay. Season five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Season five. Season five.
HANGINHAWGS: five
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Season six.
HANGINHAWGS: zero
DUNCANTHETHOT: He sure did.
GoldenSiracha: Seven.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
GoldenSiracha: Where's seven at?
HANGINHAWGS: zero
GoldenSiracha: Zero.
HANGINHAWGS: zero
GoldenSiracha: Wow. Wow. Wow. You just nuked so many good episodes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: I know, I nuked Hush. I nuked Hush.
GoldenSiracha: I know you nuked Hush.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah he sure did
GoldenSiracha: You you nuked the musical.
HANGINHAWGS: what what What of it?
GoldenSiracha: You nuked the musical episode.
HANGINHAWGS: What of it? I nuked the body. I nuked the body, too.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, you nuked the body, dude. You nuked fucking Tabula Rasa, I think.
Steve-O: The body.
DUNCANTHETHOT: wow
HANGINHAWGS: What of it? Oh, I'm sorry. Are you asking me what...
GoldenSiracha: You're a piece of shit, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Are you asking me to rate an episode or a whole season?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I forget.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: i'm really I'm really excited for Devin to get into bed tonight and then just go, Kenny, I can't fucking believe him.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm not sure.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Thank you.
HANGINHAWGS: He's going to have a laundry list.
Steve-O: I can't fucking believe him. He goes either 100 0.
GoldenSiracha: in
Steve-O: Ha ha!
HANGINHAWGS: He's to have a laundry list.
Steve-O: absolutely
GoldenSiracha: the
HANGINHAWGS: He's going to list of 65 in an Excel sheet he's going to send me tomorrow and be like, rate all of these now.
Steve-O: ah
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: Do each one of these individually.
GoldenSiracha: And John will do it in 12 seconds and just with no no thought, just...
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, i guess a tough one might be just the MCU movies, maybe. Some of them.
GoldenSiracha: Nah, I think you'll be nasty about it.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
GoldenSiracha: I think you'll be a dirty little na yeah you'll be dirt're a little nasty bitch about it.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Well, here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Iron Man 3.
HANGINHAWGS: here
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, Iron Man 3.
Steve-O: Ooh.
GoldenSiracha: Oh
GoldenSiracha: God. Well, all right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's good. I like that one, actually.
HANGINHAWGS: Infinity War, zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
GoldenSiracha: who
DUNCANTHETHOT: The first half in America.
GoldenSiracha: I just want to rip my...
HANGINHAWGS: First count in America, zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! yeah
GoldenSiracha: Okay, so the Winter Soldier 5.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hell yeah!
GoldenSiracha: five
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. no
GoldenSiracha: Civil War.
GoldenSiracha: my God.
HANGINHAWGS: My heart says no comment.
GoldenSiracha: oh
Steve-O: Whoa.
HANGINHAWGS: my brain My brain says zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Go your brain.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Go your brain.
HANGINHAWGS: Man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Go your brain.
Steve-O: got to go with the brain.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm thinking about the movie right now.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: And like, what's coming to my mind right now is that you can make the argument that the entire fucking movie is carried care read by the rev the uh the reveal of spider-man being in the movie and to me that's kind of gimmicky you know like yeah it was great it was fun like yeah it's fun right like it's it's it's fun no no but he maybe not that he's carried or gets carried but maybe he's literally just a crutch in general the idea of spider-man is a crutch in general
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah,
GoldenSiracha: So Spider-Man either carries or gets carried. Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: and they they were even able to crutch on other things to make it an even bigger crutch when it's its own thing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah it's like playing with your action figures in a bathtub.
HANGINHAWGS: Right.
Steve-O: They didn't have faith in their existing characters that they had to get another toy.
GoldenSiracha: so So, John, I mean, listen, this is far too many words for the concept here. So I think we need we need a score.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Zero.
GoldenSiracha: Black Panther.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
GoldenSiracha: Wakanda forever.
HANGINHAWGS: Ooh, that's tough.
GoldenSiracha: know.
HANGINHAWGS: I gotta say zero. Chadwick Boseman's not even in it. He's dead.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
GoldenSiracha: Damn. Damn. All right. You're that guy, huh?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, i'm making I'm making the hard choices.
GoldenSiracha: Fuck.
HANGINHAWGS: What other fives would there be in the MCU?
GoldenSiracha: Superman 2.
Steve-O: Guardians the Galaxy?
GoldenSiracha: The don Richard Donner.
HANGINHAWGS: The Donner cut of Superman 2?
GoldenSiracha: No, no. Just like Superman 2.
HANGINHAWGS: Just Superman 2?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I'll give that a five.
GoldenSiracha: All right. You're going to give the S the S shield of.
HANGINHAWGS: I watched them recently.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
Steve-O: fun one. It's a fun one.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I... Dude, come on, man.
GoldenSiracha: No, that's right fine.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Thor Ragnarok.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. I'm just, i'm I'm crossing you off my list.
GoldenSiracha: so So Thor Ragnarok gets a five in Civil War.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There go. There it is, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: is
HANGINHAWGS: As a standalone movie, I think Thor Ragnarok's a better movie.
Steve-O: There it is.
GoldenSiracha: ah Guardians of the Galaxy. The trio. Let's just do the trilogy.
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
Steve-O: One, two, three, five, five, five.
GoldenSiracha: All five? All five?
HANGINHAWGS: That's probably the best product in general to come out of the MCU, which is really sad.
DUNCANTHETHOT: 5, 5, 5, 5.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Straight fives.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think i' even I agree with that with John.
HANGINHAWGS: Which is fucking sad if you think about it. Isn't it sad, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it is. and He's gone.
HANGINHAWGS: And then, yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Two trips me up a little bit, but.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's gone. He's gone.
HANGINHAWGS: Nah, two's all, dude, are you kidding me? We fucking cried together talking about two.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: All of us. All four of us.
DUNCANTHETHOT: all All three of those movies are fives.
HANGINHAWGS: Shut the fuck up. They're so good.
Steve-O: Oh my God.
HANGINHAWGS: They're so good, dude. Even three, three I didn't even watch in the theater.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: Big.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: I was like, fuck that. I'm not I'm over Guardians. And then I watched it on Disney Plus a year later and I'm like, this is some fucking masterpiece.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, you lied to yourself.
GoldenSiracha: What about the Spider-Man trilogy?
HANGINHAWGS: I'm like, this is so amazing. Yeah, the the Guardians movies are just fucking straight bangers, dude. They're straight killers. The MCU, I don't even know if the MCU would even be anywhere. Like, if if it would even get anywhere in Phase 2 without that.
GoldenSiracha: what about the the spiderman the spiderman trilogy
Steve-O: You know, I feel like this is too, like, we're we're going nitpicky.
GoldenSiracha: sorry this
Steve-O: Just the MCU in general.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
Steve-O: Okay, there you go. There you go.
HANGINHAWGS: i mean, if you if you if you average out all my scores, it would be closer to zero than it would be to five.
Steve-O: Boom.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, i mean I mean, how can you divide by zero, dude?
Steve-O: Boom.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, you you you want me to give it the Buffy rating? The Buffy season rating? Zero.
GoldenSiracha: ah Phase one. phase Phases. Oh, my
DUNCANTHETHOT: so wait I think you gave more zeros in Buffy than there are seasons right so by your logic Buffy's a fucking zero right
Steve-O: but
GoldenSiracha: God.
Steve-O: ah
GoldenSiracha: a
GoldenSiracha: ah god
HANGINHAWGS: Buffy in general is zero. No!
DUNCANTHETHOT: This show fucking sucks.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh my god.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It stinks. It stinks.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I guess by that logic is a terrible...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I agree with John. I think he's right.
GoldenSiracha: This
HANGINHAWGS: but No, but you gotta look at it this way. like
GoldenSiracha: is disgusting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You gave three seasons to five and four seasons to zero.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There's an easy way that math works out there.
GoldenSiracha: yes
HANGINHAWGS: You know what, though? fucking You know what? Joss Whedon got cancelled anyway, so there's no skin off my back.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah You know what? Yeah, you saved your ass on that one.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, he got canceled.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I saved my own ass.
GoldenSiracha: So. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, now I don't get cancelled.
Steve-O: death
HANGINHAWGS: Sorry.
Steve-O: And there you have it. The perfect review system.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it is. it It's flawless.
HANGINHAWGS: Is it? It's either a masterpiece or it's straight garbage. Straight trash homie, as Randy Moss would say.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Zero Buffy.
HANGINHAWGS: Or straight cash homie, he would say.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fuck that stupid Joe.
Steve-O: Straight trash or straight cash?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Stupid vampires.
HANGINHAWGS: Hanging hogs or
Steve-O: Stubby chubbies.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: stubby chubbies.
GoldenSiracha: Well, it's the Buffy stubby chubby confirmed.
HANGINHAWGS: lot of stubby chubbies. A lot of stubby chubbies.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: We're waiting for our first hanging hog, I guess. Just seasonally.
HANGINHAWGS: are there Are there any Tarantino I love Death Proof, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Death Proof? Would you give that a... It's a five, man.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm not going to lie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a five.
HANGINHAWGS: I love Death Proof.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's all fives.
HANGINHAWGS: that's why I think they might all be fives.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Thanks.
HANGINHAWGS: Are you typing them in? I hear typing.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: He's got those red feet.
HANGINHAWGS: I got the receipts.
GoldenSiracha: Uh, let's do what's
HANGINHAWGS: I got the receipts before the sales made.
HANGINHAWGS: What's a questionable Tarantino one? Maybe.
GoldenSiracha: questionable man.
HANGINHAWGS: Name one that won't that might not be a five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hateful Eight? I love that movie. and I wouldn't even...
HANGINHAWGS: I loved Hateful Are you kidding me, dawg?
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's like...
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: It's hard, man. It's hard. I don't think there's...
GoldenSiracha: Uh, Django's, uh, Django's Kill Bill volume two
DUNCANTHETHOT: um There are none.
HANGINHAWGS: Django? No, Kill Bill Volume 2, arguably better than the first one.
GoldenSiracha: Fine, huh?
DUNCANTHETHOT: what One and two are arguably five.
HANGINHAWGS: One and two together.
Steve-O: Did you watch the yeah the trailer for...
GoldenSiracha: What is...
Steve-O: I know it isn't Tarantino, but did you watch the trailer for Cliff Booth?
GoldenSiracha: oh yeah. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Cliff Booth?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, it technically is Tarantino if you think about it
DUNCANTHETHOT: I am really pumped for that. That looks wonderful.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, no. he's It's all bangers, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's going to be fucking good.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, but you know what? You know what died for this, Chris? Mindhunter. So...
GoldenSiracha: Mindhunter. Yeah, I think that's a kill, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I blame David Fincher. I don't blame this movie.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, do I give Mindhunter a zero based solely on the fact that i need it I need it to come out and I need it to be finished?
DUNCANTHETHOT: it It should have had six more seasons and they don't exist. So those are all net zeros.
HANGINHAWGS: You think Fincher just slaps people that ask him about it in the in the in in public now?
GoldenSiracha: I think he gets slapped about it at this point. It's like, Hey.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, there's nowhere to escape from that. Because even people...
Steve-O: It's pretty universal.
HANGINHAWGS: Do you think it's like a Frank Ocean thing where like he's afraid that the third season will never live up to the first two, so he won't
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, now it won't!
Steve-O: Right.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Because it's been deep. Fucking is building it up by not making it.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. By refusing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Obviously.
HANGINHAWGS: do And Jonathan Groff's price got higher and higher. The more Hamiltons that came out, you know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: guy's a multi-talented actor. Come on. He deserves money.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, he's gonna have to pay. Yeah, and then future Wildcat.
GoldenSiracha: right.
HANGINHAWGS: He's not gonna be Wildcat, but...
GoldenSiracha: right, John.
Steve-O: okay
GoldenSiracha: John, I got one more series for you. Let me switch those.
HANGINHAWGS: see TV series?
GoldenSiracha: One No. We're doing mainline Resident Evils.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, movie series?
Steve-O: oh okay
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, games?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mainline a REs.
HANGINHAWGS: Alright, no, no, tread carefully here. You said mainline. You said signature series.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Okay.
GoldenSiracha: ah I think it's going to be the ones we all think. it's So original Resident Evil one.
HANGINHAWGS: Well... If you talk to Rain, I only played director's cut.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: I never played the original original, like Tim.
GoldenSiracha: All right. The PlayStation resident evil game.
HANGINHAWGS: I only played director's
GoldenSiracha: That's fine. It still came out in the PS one.
Steve-O: We don't, we're not rain. Like that's the thing.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, we're not.
Steve-O: Dude wasn't even born yet.
GoldenSiracha: We're not.
Steve-O: Probably.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: all right, so Resident Evil 1. 5. 5.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: five
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Two.
DUNCANTHETHOT: easy easy easy
GoldenSiracha: as it Nemesis.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: easy
GoldenSiracha: Four.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: easy
GoldenSiracha: Code Veronica. I'm counting that one.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
DUNCANTHETHOT: easy
GoldenSiracha: Fucking Jesus Christ. Zero.
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, do I have to say it?
Steve-O: but they They put it in your title to help you out.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
HANGINHAWGS: You already said it for me. You already said it for me.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
HANGINHAWGS: Do I got to tell you the story again of how I bought a tape cube for this game and it's all?
GoldenSiracha: Resident Evil 1 remake. ah okay residval wondering
HANGINHAWGS: Can I give anything ah more than a five?
GoldenSiracha: yeah Yeah, Resident Evil 4, OG.
HANGINHAWGS: Resident Evil 1 remake's up there, too.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, I can't believe iis I hate the OG.
HANGINHAWGS: Five. Why did you even choose Resident Evil? You're you're a psychopath.
GoldenSiracha: Resident Evil 5. Resident
HANGINHAWGS: Zero. Zero. Oh, here we go.
GoldenSiracha: Evil 5. 6.
HANGINHAWGS: Here we go, David. Here we go.
GoldenSiracha: Alright. 7. 7.
HANGINHAWGS: All right, are you ready?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero.
GoldenSiracha: Fucking piece of shit. Village.
HANGINHAWGS: Zero. i won't even let you finish saying it.
GoldenSiracha: Alright. RE2 remake. RE3 remake.
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
GoldenSiracha: a three re remain
HANGINHAWGS: Five.
GoldenSiracha: Reverse.
HANGINHAWGS: ah You said mainline, you son of a bitch.
GoldenSiracha: No, now good I'm kidding.
Steve-O: doesn't count It doesn't count.
GoldenSiracha: I'm kidding. Four remake.
HANGINHAWGS: im not even you know I'm not even gonna waste my breath.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Don't even dignify that.
GoldenSiracha: So, all right, John.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm not even gonna waste my breath.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Don't even dignify it.
GoldenSiracha: yeah All right. We're going to need a ah preemptive review. where's Is Requiem a five or a zero?
Steve-O: Well, according to John's reviews,
HANGINHAWGS: My letterboxd preemptive? Yeah. Give me five.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
Steve-O: because hold on, hold on. So Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, Resident Evil 7, Resident Evil 8 are zeros.
GoldenSiracha: that's heroes The remakes are doing a lot.
Steve-O: So does that mean Resident Evil 9 Requiem is going to be a zero?
DUNCANTHETHOT: great deal of
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, apparently, according to John, they're on a ah big skid here.
HANGINHAWGS: ah here's here's my counter Here's my counter rebuttal, ah Steve. How many of those games that I gave zeros is Leon Kennedy in?
Steve-O: damn, he's right.
HANGINHAWGS: Count.
Steve-O: Never mind.
HANGINHAWGS: Count them on your fingers.
Steve-O: Never mind. He's right. He's right. He's right. I can't.
HANGINHAWGS: Count them on your fingers.
Steve-O: I can't. I can't.
GoldenSiracha: was just saying five, six, seven, eight, all zeros.
HANGINHAWGS: How many of those...
HANGINHAWGS: Five's bad, dude. Six is bad.
GoldenSiracha: No, no, no, no. Listen, I'm just saying. But i'm just if we're just looking at the numbers,
HANGINHAWGS: Seven, i respect. Dude, i will I will glaze the aura of Resident Evil 7 Biohazard all day. like I'll glaze the aura of the existence, the idea of the game, that everything else that's not fucking Ethan Winters, I will glaze the shit out of that, out of everything about around, walking around the border of that game, I will glaze it.
HANGINHAWGS: But, i you know, I can't say it's a masterpiece. No way.
Steve-O: You can't glaze a mud man or a mold man.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm sorry. Mold man.
GoldenSiracha: I'm old man.
HANGINHAWGS: And Village, like, you know, jokes aside, Devin, I don't think that was a good game.
GoldenSiracha: you no You're a monster.
HANGINHAWGS: You think it was a great game. I thought it wasn't that good. So, don't know.
GoldenSiracha: I get it.
Steve-O: um think two parts of that game are really good.
HANGINHAWGS: I mean, this is the thing. Like, I gotta fucking, like, force myself to play through some of the game,
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
HANGINHAWGS: just to get through it because it's Resident Evil, then... And, like, not really enjoy myself through some of it, then I can't i can say it was good.
HANGINHAWGS: I'll respect it.
Steve-O: It's caviar or crap. It's he's eaten either good or he's not eating it at all.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, it's caviar or it's fucking bean sprouts. Which one? You know? I like bre bean sprouts, though, but you know what I'm saying.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: Cubes or paradise? Come on.
HANGINHAWGS: like chris Chris, would you give Resident Evil 7 a... Would you say that was a great game?
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's so good it's it's a very good game.
Steve-O: But imagine you can't say good, okay, or fine. Oh,
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's absolute dog don you
HANGINHAWGS: It's a good sit.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
Steve-O: there you go.
HANGINHAWGS: It's a good sit.
Steve-O: There you go.
GoldenSiracha: Imagine if it's perfection or dog shit.
HANGINHAWGS: It's a good sit.
GoldenSiracha: Those are your two options.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's absolute utter dog shit.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I think the real real challenge is ah is giving some of these masterpieces to Devin.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The game should have ended after you got killed by the dad in the beginning of the game.
HANGINHAWGS: and Seeing where...
Steve-O: Oh. Oh.
GoldenSiracha: No, that's what I mean. That's why I hate it so much. Cause it's like, oh
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, devin what Devin, what do you give which then what do you give Cyberpunk 2077?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I didn't ask to come back as Mold.
HANGINHAWGS: A good sit or a good shit? or what what What are we doing with Devin's ah evans rating system?
GoldenSiracha: Oh, mine. i don't know.
Steve-O: um
HANGINHAWGS: is it's just two It's just binary fucks. It's either a good sit or a good shit. One one of the two.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah. Well, uh, My experience of cyberpunk? Good shit. No. Fuck. I don't know.
GoldenSiracha: I don't know what good shit means. Wait, is good shit good or bad?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Damn it.
HANGINHAWGS: It means it's a you bag bag over her head. is what Is that what we would say for fuck?
GoldenSiracha: yeah
Steve-O: yeah bag over your head
GoldenSiracha: McDonald's. Sometimes you just want McDonald's. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, the the the Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Ambien, Tiger Woods Ambien induced fucking coma stripper.
GoldenSiracha: McDonald's trash bag.
Steve-O: yeah McDonald's trash bag
GoldenSiracha: What?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, yeah. The good one. The good one.
HANGINHAWGS: Chris, it's you take Ambien to let your guard down to you. So you fucking ugly stripper.
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: It's that level of fuck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's Tiger Whitting.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, you're Tiger Woods-ing it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: that what you're saying?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah. Big dog. Alright, then what do you give Witcher 3?
GoldenSiracha: ah but Perfection.
HANGINHAWGS: No, no, you can't.
GoldenSiracha: Good sit. Good sit.
HANGINHAWGS: oh Oh, it's just a good sit. Oh, you monster.
GoldenSiracha: yeah yeah
HANGINHAWGS: You're disgusting.
GoldenSiracha: so So my options.
HANGINHAWGS: What do you give God of War?
GoldenSiracha: Oh, good sit. Good sit.
HANGINHAWGS: ah yeah, it was just a good sit, wasn't it? It was alright.
GoldenSiracha: I quit, dude.
HANGINHAWGS: Ha ha ha ha ha!
GoldenSiracha: I quit. Whatever this is.
Steve-O: Yeah, dude, you don't even know. You don't even know your own game now, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: War of the Worlds, good shit.
Steve-O: He screwed you up. Oh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's good shit right there.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, good shit. We're the worlds.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's some good shit right there.
HANGINHAWGS: War of the Worlds, baby!
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's
Steve-O: That's some good shit.
HANGINHAWGS: Hell yeah, dog! Alright, that was
DUNCANTHETHOT: what I like to see.
Steve-O: Now I'm confused. Oh,
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know, it's good in spurts.
GoldenSiracha: ah Yeah, it is.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Whenever Ice Cube is on the screen, I tend to like it.
GoldenSiracha: So most of the movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah i think you
Steve-O: o you know what? You're making a case for it.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You can't get out of that chair. It's great. It's funny.
Steve-O: You can, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Everybody loves me.
Steve-O: That's why it's a good sit.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, because yeah cause it's like, my my my whole thing is like with Letterboxd, it's like, why would I give something a 4.75?
GoldenSiracha: You know what?
HANGINHAWGS: You know? Like, why don't you just give it a 5 at that point?
Steve-O: You know what? To be fair, your reviews weigh stronger if you're all the way in or all the way out. So your important is more valued if you weigh it that heavily.
HANGINHAWGS: Right.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, yeah, like in the grand scheme of aggregates of all the reviews, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah. here
HANGINHAWGS: I can see that. Yeah, so i'm I'm for the people, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: All right.
Steve-O: It's just, it's just based on what you're describing compared to what Devin wants. It sounds like your opinion is more valuable than Devin's because Devin's put nuance in there and that nuance can kind of float it a little bit.
GoldenSiracha: John's Metacritic and John's Rotten Tomatoes. That's what this is.
Steve-O: John is the, uh, John is the, uh, audience review while you are the critic review.
HANGINHAWGS: oh Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
GoldenSiracha: So John loved Melania.
HANGINHAWGS: And Devin gets paid by... publishers to give good reviews is what you're saying right is that what you're saying
GoldenSiracha: yeah yeah yeah I think that's what he said yeah
Steve-O: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
Steve-O: At the end of the day, we all lose. So look at that.
HANGINHAWGS: yeah Devin what would you do what would you give the Matrix reloaded yeah I got you like how I got them all excited and then was like reloaded
GoldenSiracha: oh uh reload it it's good shit uh
Steve-O: Reloaded. Yeah.
GoldenSiracha: who
Steve-O: Yeah. That's
GoldenSiracha: good shit
HANGINHAWGS: yeah
GoldenSiracha: ah
HANGINHAWGS: and But what about about what about revolutions then?
Steve-O: You know what?
GoldenSiracha: a good sit. I love it.
Steve-O: That's actually...
HANGINHAWGS: See, that's that's stupid. That's wrong.
Steve-O: that should be the game we That should be the game replay where we're like...
GoldenSiracha: Nah, that's right, du Yeah, it's a better movie.
HANGINHAWGS: major the third matrix The third matrix is not better than the second matrix.
Steve-O: Devin, what would you give Blade?
GoldenSiracha: Do we know why Wait, do we know why Max.
Steve-O: Oh, Max, that makes sense.
GoldenSiracha: Sorry, Max Suits.
Steve-O: Devin, what would you give Blade?
HANGINHAWGS: Is it even...
Steve-O: Trinity.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
GoldenSiracha: Woo! Almost got me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: gotcha
Steve-O: Oh!
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, man. Dog.
GoldenSiracha: Wait, how do I turn this on Galani?
DUNCANTHETHOT: you can't you can't I have nuanced reviews what do you want MFK
GoldenSiracha: No, Galani, RoboCop trilogy.
HANGINHAWGS: whole trilogy.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, come on. No, no, no, no. you need I need a...
Steve-O: Yeah, we need um all in or all out. No, we just need all in, all out.
GoldenSiracha: No, we need ah we need a...
DUNCANTHETHOT: All in, all out?
GoldenSiracha: hold Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. don't Don't fuck me on this. ah Hold on
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, yeah?
Steve-O: It's either Galani and chill or Galani and kill.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, shit. i'm I'm killing them all.
Steve-O: my God, you're just killing me.
GoldenSiracha: on. No, Chris, Chris, I need an OCP or Kanemitsu for RoboCop trilogy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Easy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Kanamitsu?
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, they're the company that bought OCP and RoboCop 3, Chris.
Steve-O: You went with the Robocop 3.
GoldenSiracha: Come on!
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, come on. yeah's
GoldenSiracha: You know, I know... let's
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know, the fact that I don't know that should give you a clue as how I'm going to feel about all this.
HANGINHAWGS: Robocop.
GoldenSiracha: All right. All right. Well, where's RoboCop 2? Is that OCP?
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, you know me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Actually, i that is OCP. I give Robocop to OCP.
GoldenSiracha: That's OCP. Okay. Okay. Perfect.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I will.
Steve-O: So OCP, OCP, and then SCP for the last one?
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're right.
GoldenSiracha: OCP and Skynet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: STP.
Steve-O: okay I see.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Actually, it might be a Glodian chill. Now I'm thinking about it in Trilogy.
GoldenSiracha: Whoa. All right.
Steve-O: on
GoldenSiracha: Wait, a Galani or Chill?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, it's Galanian chill or Galanian kill.
GoldenSiracha: Is that...
DUNCANTHETHOT: So in this regard, I'm chilling with the trilogy, I guess.
GoldenSiracha: Okay.
Steve-O: he
GoldenSiracha: All right. All right. it's chill, chill, kill.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Chill, chill, kill. Yeah.
Steve-O: Chill, chill, kill.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Easy.
HANGINHAWGS: When did we do March badness? Like when we, when we got to get that going?
Steve-O: I think we need to start figuring that out
HANGINHAWGS: We got to pick a day
Steve-O: um
GoldenSiracha: Today.
Steve-O: soon.
HANGINHAWGS: soon.
Steve-O: So maybe we'll, maybe we'll start sending some messages out and we'll, we'll pick some movies and, um,
HANGINHAWGS: Soon TM.
GoldenSiracha: but Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, this this is far too fun.
HANGINHAWGS: Is Tim going to be available for this? My question.
Steve-O: I think so. I think if we just do it like online and we just kind of just like, hey, like pick some movies. We're going to throw them Chris's way.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You could kind of scare him into it, you know?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. i mean, he's always scared.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, give him something to really be worried about.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, he is Tim.
Steve-O: He lives in constant fear of the orb. So...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Tell him you're sending that orb over to his house unless we draft.
Steve-O: All right, everybody. So you heard it here first. Get your orbs ready. We'll be back. I'm not going to be available next week, so we might have to take a week off.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, take a little sabbatical.
Steve-O: But ah that'll give you more time for orb scrying. So you can look into the orb.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Get those over's over to Tim. He's terrified of them.
Steve-O: But when we're back, I think...
Steve-O: I think it'll be the week right before Resident Evil, so...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Be the end of February.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Woo.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh, shit. and since
GoldenSiracha: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: damn,
HANGINHAWGS: since I'm friends with The Weeknd, I'll probably get to play it this week.
GoldenSiracha: Height levels.
Steve-O: he's playing first. Sure.
HANGINHAWGS: a
DUNCANTHETHOT: I figured it's always John. His weird connections.
HANGINHAWGS: Nah, I don't think... i'm Dude, I'm not gonna be able to fucking know life at this time. gonna wait until... Because the game comes out on a Friday at midnight, right?
Steve-O: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: gonna have to wait until I get home from work on Friday.
Steve-O: Or Thursday, right?
HANGINHAWGS: And then...
Steve-O: Thursday. because it'd be midnight Friday. So Thursday you get home.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I can't play it past midnight because I got to go to work in the morning on Friday.
Steve-O: That's true. there i am That's how they get you.
HANGINHAWGS: I have to pre-download it. And then i can't know life and on Friday night because I got to get blood worked on on Saturday.
Steve-O: thank
Steve-O: Oh.
HANGINHAWGS: so i got to like sleep and like, I got to make sure I'm, yeah, make sure my, yeah, make sure I got, I got no food in my blood.
GoldenSiracha: Make sure your blood's good and healthy enough.
Steve-O: You want to make sure there's no food in there.
Steve-O: ah
GoldenSiracha: yeah
HANGINHAWGS: So yeah.
Steve-O: but
HANGINHAWGS: which only you guys will get, but I got to make sure there's no food in my blood.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Jesus Christ.
HANGINHAWGS: um And then Sam says she's working, she has to work on Saturday. So I'm like, well, I guess my mom's watching Owen on Saturday.
Steve-O: There go.
HANGINHAWGS: So I got to drive him to my mom's.
Steve-O: Welcome back.
HANGINHAWGS: Dude, might as well just fucking die, dude. and I'm not going to be able to play.
Steve-O: It's an 18-hour game.
HANGINHAWGS: And I want to beat it before... Monday. I don't think it's going happen, it but i would like to.
Steve-O: You have to beat it before Paul.
HANGINHAWGS: Paul's not going beat it.
Steve-O: What if he does?
GoldenSiracha: no dude.
Steve-O: And what if he accidentally spoils it to you?
HANGINHAWGS: He's just going to start playing Elden Ring again the middle of it.
Steve-O: He's going to walk up to you and he goes, go John, i can't believe Leon has sleeped on a banana and died.
HANGINHAWGS: Oh my god. he's not good He doesn't spoil things, does he? He doesn't really spoil things.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, wow.
Steve-O: na but i i he's been waiting for one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: banana peel.
Steve-O: We all know this is like an important one for you. So basically we all have TNT.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I might actually go dark on Thursday night. I might just like log out of Discord.
Steve-O: Oh, ghost protocol activated.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, Ghost Protocol will be activated.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, PT...
HANGINHAWGS: i will become disavowed.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Getting your goon coughing.
Steve-O: but
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, I'm going to become disavowed that whole weekend.
GoldenSiracha: Dude, PTL-worthy games, man. Lock it in.
Steve-O: See, now that's what – He's still new.
HANGINHAWGS: I don't have TTO yet, Devin.
GoldenSiracha: Well, I'm just saying you would.
HANGINHAWGS: I'm still new.
GoldenSiracha: If you did, you you'd use it.
Steve-O: He's still fresh. He's still fresh.
HANGINHAWGS: Yeah, when Resident Evil...
GoldenSiracha: and get it.
HANGINHAWGS: 4 remake remake comes out in 8 years then yeah I'll be good no no my PTO is is gonna be the Silksong DLC which cross my fingers baby cross my fingers
GoldenSiracha: very
Steve-O: ah guys There go. There you go.
GoldenSiracha: Well, my PTO game will officially be the Daredevil DLC in the Wolverine game.
Steve-O: Now that's something.
GoldenSiracha: Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: my my P I'm gonna waste a whole like 2 days of PTO and not getting anywhere and the Silksong DLC cause it's gonna be too hard haha
GoldenSiracha: Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
HANGINHAWGS: and then And then I'll beat it.
GoldenSiracha: yeahza
HANGINHAWGS: I'll beat it like six months later. I'll be like, guys, it's a masterpiece. Everybody needs to play this game. child children Children need to play this game.
DUNCANTHETHOT: that
HANGINHAWGS: I'm sorry. That's going to be me.
Steve-O: There it is There we go. all right, everybody. We'll see you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Good night.
GoldenSiracha: Later.
