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Super Bowl and Kid Rock's Halftime Show
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GoldenSiracha
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of February 9th, 2026.
00:00:09
GoldenSiracha
Oh my goodness, we just had a Super Bowl, y'all. And we just watched the greatest show, the greatest halftime show, Turning Point USA. Kid Rock, are you kidding me, dude?
00:00:22
GoldenSiracha
Hell yeah. My name is Devin Kopech. With me, another big super fan, Steve O'Tierry.
00:00:28
Steve-O
Hey, if there's one thing I love, it is halftime shows run by Kid Rock.
00:00:37
GoldenSiracha
Hell yeah. ah ah Shockingly, an even bigger fan, Chris Kalani.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm just still shocked that Brett Ratner doesn't get to use Johnny Greenwood's music for his lovely movie.
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GoldenSiracha
It's wild. Absolutely.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Melana.
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GoldenSiracha
And the guy who the guy who he talked to me about this and he's like, actually, if you watch the Kid Rock show, he starts with that that filth song and then there's a choir and then he has a really Christian pro Christian song that talks about how he's been redeemed.
00:00:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Melanoma.
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GoldenSiracha
It's very much all about, you know, revisiting yourself and going to Christ.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
God's my bitch.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah. And he said and John Suarez explained that to me and he's
Nostalgia and Critique of Kid Rock's Music
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GoldenSiracha
like, so if you watch it, you would get it.
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HANGINHAWGS
No.
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GoldenSiracha
So John Suarez. Thank you for that lesson.
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HANGINHAWGS
No, no, no, no, no.
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GoldenSiracha
Thanks for having that context that I didn't have.
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HANGINHAWGS
That's not what I was saying.
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Steve-O
The fact that you have that.
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HANGINHAWGS
if If I was talking about that, i would be talking about the freestyle that Nas did when he was 15 years old when when he said he went to hell for snuffing Jesus.
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HANGINHAWGS
that That's the kind of God talk that I want.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Whoa. Whoa.
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GoldenSiracha
Well, no, you said, you said, you said no, because like, because you were like, no, because you don't understand.
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Steve-O
Whoa.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I thought it was him. ah You know, I really thought it was him.
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HANGINHAWGS
But not Kid Rock.
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GoldenSiracha
Like, you think it's just about that one song, but like, actually, there's a whole message there.
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HANGINHAWGS
What was the actual? Oh, he said, when I was 12, I went to hell for snuffing Jesus.
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GoldenSiracha
don't what that means.
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Steve-O
and What snuffing Jesus mean?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well.
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HANGINHAWGS
ah it It means he punched him in the head.
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GoldenSiracha
Like killing Jesus?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Kill him. Kill him. He's fucking dead, dude.
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HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, he punched him face.
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GoldenSiracha
Snuffing is punched?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Snuffing him him.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like you got snuffed out. Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you're dead.
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Steve-O
So like Jesus came back.
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GoldenSiracha
But...
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GoldenSiracha
And Nas got him.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
He killed him.
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HANGINHAWGS
What, he was 15. was 15, Chris, and his line was, Verbal assassin, my architect pleases.
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Steve-O
Damn.
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HANGINHAWGS
When I was 12, I went to hell for snuffing Jesus in a freestyle.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
See, that's much better than Kid Rock's God's Goblin My Knob.
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GoldenSiracha
I'm not going
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HANGINHAWGS
Yes.
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GoldenSiracha
to lie.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's his song.
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HANGINHAWGS
And the microphone the microphone broke in the middle of his freestyle.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
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HANGINHAWGS
They had to get him a new one.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
God's sucking on my balls and my dick.
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Steve-O
oh
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GoldenSiracha
I'm going to lie. I don't think you...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
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GoldenSiracha
ah No, i mean, yeah, that cadence.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's great.
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Steve-O
you You know far too much about
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GoldenSiracha
That cadence will always make me laugh. Who knows far too much?
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Steve-O
about the the Turning Point USA halftime show.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, it's...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that song was really good because he said he was talking about fucking God the whole time.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I thought that was like I blew his ass big and wide open.
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GoldenSiracha
cause a bombmer damn but the bomb po bomb no No, he just did the...
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Steve-O
Was that from his one album from the 2000s?
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HANGINHAWGS
but Did he sing Ba with the Ba at the halftime show?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm No, he just kept talking about how he was fucking God the whole night.
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GoldenSiracha
Hold on.
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Steve-O
I'm not going to lie. If i was forced to watch Kid Rock do anything and he didn't do Bah with the Bah, oh my God, dude.
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GoldenSiracha
What songs did Kirok... All
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HANGINHAWGS
yeah let's see I'm looking up the songs that he did.
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GoldenSiracha
right.
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Steve-O
I'd walk out. I'd walk out and do Scrape.
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HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, he did.
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GoldenSiracha
arch Okay.
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HANGINHAWGS
He opened with Ba with the Ba.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I must have missed that.
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GoldenSiracha
Well, well, well, to be fair, to be fair, his, to be fair, this this Spotify, Spotify opened with ball with a ball.
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HANGINHAWGS
Come on, dude.
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Steve-O
He has to open with Bah with the Bah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I missed that. I thought it was on Twitter, so I went on there to watch it.
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Steve-O
ah No, no, I'm sorry. It was on. It
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DUNCANTHETHOT
And then...
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GoldenSiracha
Cause he wasn't singing it.
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Steve-O
it was on Rumble, probably.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Then I watched it on Rumble.
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GoldenSiracha
think we all know that you, but you download a rumble.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course I did.
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GoldenSiracha
Uh, yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
course.
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GoldenSiracha
And then, um,
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HANGINHAWGS
All my homies in the county in Cell Block 6. Oh, wait, wait here. Wild Mustangs, the porno flicks, all my homies in the county in Cell Block 6.
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Steve-O
that's a throwback.
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HANGINHAWGS
Come on, man.
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Steve-O
yeah ah Dude, I'll be real right now.
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HANGINHAWGS
No! No, no, don't be real, Steve.
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Steve-O
I had that album. I had that album in 2000s.
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GoldenSiracha
Dude, dude that that song's a banger, dude.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I did too. I did too. But that, that CD was, that CD was him flipping, flipping the bird.
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Steve-O
That Freak on a Leash.
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HANGINHAWGS
The Grits.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
If I remember correctly, right.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, probably.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
The cover of the CD itself.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, probably.
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Steve-O
It was like red. It was like red, but the actual disc, it was the bird.
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GoldenSiracha
Listen, but that song that song was was really good at the time.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
He was flipping the bird.
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HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, man.
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GoldenSiracha
And now it's it's been tarnished a little bit.
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Steve-O
I signed up.
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GoldenSiracha
I'm not going to lie.
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Steve-O
for a 12 CDs for one penny program. And my mom was like, did you sign up for one of these CD house programs?
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HANGINHAWGS
No, get in the pit and try to love someone.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
And then you said, I'm a cowboy, baby.
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HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, man.
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GoldenSiracha
Dude.
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Steve-O
Baby, got two pentamers and a microphone.
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HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, see, I...
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GoldenSiracha
No, John, I'll honest. is the first You listen to the first like minute of Ball with the Ball, it it gets you amped up.
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HANGINHAWGS
I don't want to...
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HANGINHAWGS
i don't want to yeah i don't want to too i don't want I don't want to toot my own hog here, but I was never i was never convinced.
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GoldenSiracha
It gets you amped up.
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HANGINHAWGS
Because what when did this come out? This was 1999, 2000.
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Steve-O
2000 with 99.
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HANGINHAWGS
Dude, I was listening to Wu-Tang and Notorious B.I.G.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
hog and say I was in the Kid Rock handling business.
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Steve-O
were ninety nine Yeah.
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HANGINHAWGS
then. I was not listening to this. I mean, you can shit on me.
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Steve-O
You got, you got to understand.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I was
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Steve-O
You got to understand, John. I was basing my entire musical tastes on what t-shirts other children were bringing into middle school.
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HANGINHAWGS
No, no, dude. No.
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GoldenSiracha
No.
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HANGINHAWGS
And you know what?
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GoldenSiracha
No, John, I'm going to defend Steve on this.
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HANGINHAWGS
you can shit on you you can shit You can shit on me.
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GoldenSiracha
As a fellow player, you can't.
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HANGINHAWGS
I was listening to P. Diddy back then as well.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that's fine.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Everybody's got their their faults here, bud.
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GoldenSiracha
That's fine. You're allowed to do that.
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HANGINHAWGS
All right.
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GoldenSiracha
You're allowed to do that.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
All right? Everybody's got their faults.
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HANGINHAWGS
But I was never convinced by Kid Rock ever in my life.
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GoldenSiracha
Listen, when when you are running a backyard wrestling company as a child, Kid Rock kid rock ah was heavy in the rotation.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
You were going to hear that um sooner or later.
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GoldenSiracha
All right?
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Steve-O
It was in there.
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GoldenSiracha
So it was in there.
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Steve-O
And the thing, the thing is this, if we didn't have access to MTV or anything that gave us any musical knowledge, we would only be listening to Weird Al Yankovic.
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Steve-O
And you know what?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
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Steve-O
We would have been happier. We would have been better people.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
mean, we probably would have been, I would have been happier.
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GoldenSiracha
me you know what's wild apparently that album or whatever that it came on was like his fourth no no no Kid Rock Kid Rock it's like his fourth album like damn it took you that many albums like the fucking of course of course yeah
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Steve-O
Amish paradise.
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Steve-O
Really? Wow.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
he had a well he was a He was a jazz pianist before he got into that.
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Steve-O
but
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DUNCANTHETHOT
He broke through.
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HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, here's some ah here are some other albums that came out in 1999. Slim LP, Dre, 2007. slim shady lp dr drae to that
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DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah I watched. Now that, I listened to both of those nonstop.
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HANGINHAWGS
Dr. Dre 2001.
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GoldenSiracha
Listen, listen, a single is a single, John.
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HANGINHAWGS
Most deaf. Black on both sides.
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GoldenSiracha
not going to...
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HANGINHAWGS
ah MF Doom.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah?
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Steve-O
Oh, damn.
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HANGINHAWGS
Operation Doomsday. ja Even Ja Rule. was it was even though he's yeah Even though he's fraudulent.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I listen to Ja Rule, too.
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HANGINHAWGS
and He was exposed later.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I listen to all of this.
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Steve-O
Wait, what year was this?
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HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. This is 99. Ha
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Steve-O
Dude, John, you missed one. Mambo No. 5.
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HANGINHAWGS
ha ha ha ha!
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I listen to that, too.
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HANGINHAWGS
You know what?
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, like, come on.
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HANGINHAWGS
Dude, i'll take the bart I'll take the bars on Mamba number five. I'm a bar with the bar, though.
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Steve-O
Oh, absolutely.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
but so
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Steve-O
i du All day.
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HANGINHAWGS
Alright?
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GoldenSiracha
um um i don't know.
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Steve-O
All day.
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HANGINHAWGS
All day, dawg.
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GoldenSiracha
I don't know.
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HANGINHAWGS
All day.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I feel like I was exposed to to more of this stuff than I was in my whole life.
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HANGINHAWGS
Day zero, day one.
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HANGINHAWGS
Let's see.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, I was listening to all of this.
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HANGINHAWGS
What else came out? Oh, fucking Missy Elliott.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, I was listening to
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HANGINHAWGS
Missy Elliott was out. Rough Riders, the first album's out.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I think I just had t TRL on all the time.
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HANGINHAWGS
Even...
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like, tir well, ti that's how I think I was i was introduced to Kid Rock, was TRL.
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Steve-O
You're a daily head.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Definitely.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, dude.
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HANGINHAWGS
99 was a strong fucking year for actual rap.
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GoldenSiracha
Carson Daly told me what to be into.
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Steve-O
99 was a strong year for like everything.
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HANGINHAWGS
Oh yeah, for music in general. But I mean, if you're talking about Kid Rocks rap.
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Steve-O
Music, games, movies, sports.
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HANGINHAWGS
You know?
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GoldenSiracha
ah
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HANGINHAWGS
Kid Rocks rap.
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Steve-O
Kid Rock!
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GoldenSiracha
Dude, come on, man. come on Don't make me defend Ball with the Ball.
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HANGINHAWGS
Kid Rocks hip hop.
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GoldenSiracha
I don't want to do it, but I will.
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HANGINHAWGS
No, no, no, go ahead.
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GoldenSiracha
the songs That song was so good in 1999, dude.
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HANGINHAWGS
I would like you to do it.
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HANGINHAWGS
Give me fucking... Dude, Beastie Boys. Scientists of Sound came out.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, listen. Oh, great.
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Steve-O
That was a good one.
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GoldenSiracha
Oh, great.
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HANGINHAWGS
99. 99.
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Steve-O
That was a good one.
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HANGINHAWGS
nodd did i
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Steve-O
Yeah, that was a good one.
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HANGINHAWGS
you If you need your white boy rap, you had it right there, dude. You didn't need Kid Rock.
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GoldenSiracha
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. it was his second album. I don't know.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I was eating well for white boy rap. I i listen to all the white boy rap can get my hands on.
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Steve-O
Oh, dude.
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GoldenSiracha
Oh, like Uncle Cracker.
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Steve-O
Well, mean, that's tied to Kid kid Rock.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
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Steve-O
um I almost said Kid Bob, which that's that's a different thing entirely.
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GoldenSiracha
maybe Yeah, yeah, right?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Eminem really opened up the door. and then
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HANGINHAWGS
Who's the British who is the british guy?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh,
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HANGINHAWGS
The streets.
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Steve-O
Oh, the street.
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HANGINHAWGS
Dude, give me the streets, dude.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
oh that guy rules.
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GoldenSiracha
Out the streets, yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That show is great.
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HANGINHAWGS
He fucking rules, dawg!
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Great music.
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HANGINHAWGS
Come on!
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GoldenSiracha
but like
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Great, great, great, great.
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GoldenSiracha
But like, if i
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HANGINHAWGS
Give me... There's so much better white boy rap than Kid Rock. I'm sorry.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, you moved on.
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Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
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GoldenSiracha
No, but he wasn't just rap, John. He was fusions.
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HANGINHAWGS
Oh, God.
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Steve-O
that's the thing kid rock showed up and then immediately he got taken.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's country, rock, rap.
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GoldenSiracha
don't Don't make me educate you, John.
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HANGINHAWGS
Oh, yeah.
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Steve-O
he got kid rock was taken over immediately by limp biscuit and Fred Durst.
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HANGINHAWGS
Okay, educate me.
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GoldenSiracha
really
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HANGINHAWGS
Educate me. I would like it.
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GoldenSiracha
Well, it all kind of was like, it was okay to be trashy and like this.
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HANGINHAWGS
Dude, this is the same year... Devin, this is the same year My Name Is came out.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
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HANGINHAWGS
so i The fact that Kid Rock has a blip on the fucking zeitgeist at all in that year is is actually pretty incredible to me.
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GoldenSiracha
Listen. Dude.
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GoldenSiracha
i just i just don't wanna I just don't want to pretend like Ball with the Ball wasn't a fucking banger in 1999. That's You're saying. Like,
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, they were they were all they were all running off the heels in a minute. Yes,
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GoldenSiracha
is it banger in 2026?
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Steve-O
yeah They were.
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HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, coattails.
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Steve-O
yeah You're right.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Is it a banger in 2026?
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HANGINHAWGS
They're standing on the shoulders of Eminem.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
they were.
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GoldenSiracha
Absolutely not. Yeah. yeah is it a panger in twenty twenty six absolutely not
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DUNCANTHETHOT
yes do
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Steve-O
It's wild to me that like our parents would like they would they would listen to Ball With The Ball right now.
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HANGINHAWGS
You sure about that
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Steve-O
and Or back then.
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HANGINHAWGS
that, Devin? They one million one million bots tuned in to watch.
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Steve-O
They just got the...
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GoldenSiracha
and
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HANGINHAWGS
no that Did you see that? It was like proven.
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Steve-O
Their chat wasn't going.
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HANGINHAWGS
It's all like paid paid bots.
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Steve-O
like Apparently like the chat stopped. Yeah. Yeah.
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GoldenSiracha
Of course, dude. And it was still like, it was still embarrassingly low.
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HANGINHAWGS
That's actually so fucking sad.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah, whatever. Like, also, was anyone surprised that would be the case?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I used to go to a lot of dances, and they always played Ball with the Ball in the dance.
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
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GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:10:05
Steve-O
Did they end with ball with the ball? That's like, all right, last dance.
00:10:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
They would end with either that or Limp Bizkit, but you would get Eminem in there, too.
00:10:08
GoldenSiracha
Oh, no, dude. Dude, you can't end on ball at the ball.
00:10:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
You get you know Slim Shady.
00:10:13
GoldenSiracha
Bunch of red blooded 14 year olds.
00:10:15
HANGINHAWGS
Are they playing that are they playing that at the brook at the Brooklyn High School dances too, Chris?
00:10:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't think so.
00:10:19
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know. don't know, dawg. I don't know, man. I don't know, dawg. I don't know. Dude, had a big year that year.
00:10:30
HANGINHAWGS
he had Hard Knock Life.
00:10:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh yeah.
00:10:31
HANGINHAWGS
He had Can I Get a...
00:10:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hard Knock Life.
00:10:33
GoldenSiracha
Okay, so ball with the ball.
00:10:34
HANGINHAWGS
Back That Fang Up came out that year.
00:10:37
Steve-O
i mean I mean, this was the Willennium starting, so like everything was going nuts.
00:10:41
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:10:41
HANGINHAWGS
Push Rob's like, wait!
00:10:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
I just listened to everything, I think.
00:10:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:10:47
Steve-O
At that point, i was I didn't have a taste.
00:10:47
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, same.
00:10:50
Steve-O
the only thing i The only thing I knew that I didn't like was like country.
00:10:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
I really didn't either.
00:10:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, country was a big no-no.
00:10:55
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that's fair. I just knew.
00:10:57
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, late 90s, early 2000s, was like, I was heavily into...
00:10:57
Steve-O
I'm like, this is lame.
00:10:59
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, and you know who brought who brought country to the forefront again? Kid Rock.
00:11:04
HANGINHAWGS
god damn you, dude.
00:11:06
GoldenSiracha
Dude, nu metal, rap metal, hard rock?
00:11:06
Steve-O
Damn you, dude.
00:11:08
GoldenSiracha
Kid Rock?
00:11:09
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, dude.
00:11:10
Steve-O
You can put it back.
00:11:11
HANGINHAWGS
i was listening to I was listening to No Limit Records CDs.
00:11:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:11:14
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, okay. I was also Blink-182.
00:11:17
HANGINHAWGS
Oasis, Bush.
00:11:18
GoldenSiracha
We can brag. We can brag.
00:11:19
Steve-O
I'm not to lie. I listened to a lot of movie soundtracks as a kid. I had the Bad Boys CD.
00:11:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, I had the... i had the i i John, I had the Mission Impossible 2 soundtrack.
00:11:25
Steve-O
That was a good CD.
00:11:25
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:11:25
HANGINHAWGS
ah wild west Wild Wild West.
00:11:26
Steve-O
A Wild Wild West?
00:11:27
HANGINHAWGS
That was that year.
00:11:27
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:11:28
HANGINHAWGS
That was that year.
00:11:28
Steve-O
Hell
00:11:31
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, hell yeah.
00:11:31
GoldenSiracha
Oh, with the really good Limp Bizkit version?
00:11:31
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, dude.
00:11:32
Steve-O
oh yeah.
00:11:32
HANGINHAWGS
the Well, hold on.
00:11:34
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
00:11:35
HANGINHAWGS
Hold on. Time out.
00:11:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
00:11:36
HANGINHAWGS
I'd like to put a fucking cap on this.
00:11:38
Steve-O
ah
00:11:38
HANGINHAWGS
Yes! Yes! Yes, Limp Bizkit did the theme, the Mission Impossible theme, but Hans Zimmer actually did the score for that movie, and it's actually a a pretty good score.
00:11:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, yeah.
00:11:42
GoldenSiracha
ye
00:11:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Go on. I know what you're saying. Yep. That was on there, too.
00:11:47
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but like, what's the best song on that album? What's the best? What's the most memorable song in the album?
00:11:52
Steve-O
what's the What's the first song you hear when you put that album on?
00:11:54
HANGINHAWGS
ah
00:11:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Bim, bim, bim, bim,
00:11:57
GoldenSiracha
John, we will convince you that Nu Metal is to be respected by the end of this episode.
00:11:59
Steve-O
evening
00:12:02
HANGINHAWGS
um was in the new metal, though.
00:12:03
GoldenSiracha
Okay. You know, one of my favorite moments, because I guess we were we were talking about favorite moments in the Discord earlier, but one of my favorite moments is when we were at, was it Dave Kostle's bachelor party?
00:12:20
GoldenSiracha
And John, you went to bed early
00:12:21
HANGINHAWGS
Um, in the, in the woods.
00:12:23
GoldenSiracha
And then like we just worked ourselves up into a frenzy and a drunk frenzy singing ah corn.
00:12:23
HANGINHAWGS
Oh yeah, and you guys woke me up. Yeah, you guys were listening to fucking Korn. You guys were listening to Korn. And I woke up.
00:12:31
GoldenSiracha
And you woke up laughing hysterically. And that's when I was like, you know what?
00:12:35
HANGINHAWGS
It was horrible.
00:12:36
GoldenSiracha
This one of my favorite moments of my life. It's a high point.
00:12:40
HANGINHAWGS
One of my high points was when we did karaoke that one time.
00:12:42
GoldenSiracha
stamp
00:12:44
HANGINHAWGS
And what was the song was that was playing?
00:12:46
GoldenSiracha
Gold and slumber.
00:12:48
HANGINHAWGS
no there was a song.
00:12:53
HANGINHAWGS
I forgot what song was it. it was ah It was a regular song that was playing and then everybody turned it into fucking Sabotage by Beastie Boys.
00:13:01
GoldenSiracha
oh
00:13:01
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:03
HANGINHAWGS
What song was it though?
00:13:04
Steve-O
I don't remember.
00:13:04
HANGINHAWGS
I just remember Sabotage but it wasn't Sabotage.
00:13:09
Steve-O
But it went really well with Sabotage.
00:13:09
GoldenSiracha
But there was enough There was enough of a dead Dead space where we could just say Listen all y'all this is Sam Baton Yeah Yeah Listen that's Us Us whites can get down When we need to We can turn it on
00:13:09
HANGINHAWGS
I forget.
00:13:14
Steve-O
Because it was like, oh, this Sabotage.
00:13:14
HANGINHAWGS
or yeah yeah, no, no, no.
00:13:16
Steve-O
Listen on, y'all.
00:13:18
HANGINHAWGS
It was a canon moment.
00:13:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, well, karaoke's a big contributor to that.
00:13:29
GoldenSiracha
Yeah Yeah
00:13:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
It really unlocks us. It's the only time it does.
00:13:32
GoldenSiracha
just saying, John, I'm going to sneak a ball with the ball in at my wedding.
00:13:37
HANGINHAWGS
that ah I mean, sure.
00:13:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's going to be your song, right?
00:13:39
GoldenSiracha
And you're going Nah,
00:13:40
HANGINHAWGS
But that might not be it might not be a good look in 2026 to play like that song at your wedding.
00:13:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yours and Jenny's song?
00:13:43
Steve-O
and And yeah, it's going to a, now the groom is going to dance with his best man.
00:13:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
You guys are going to dance.
00:13:46
GoldenSiracha
nah, dude.
00:13:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
You guys are going to dance.
00:13:47
GoldenSiracha
We're going to have a
00:13:49
HANGINHAWGS
I'm just saying.
00:13:51
GoldenSiracha
ahead
00:13:51
HANGINHAWGS
I
Cultural Impact of Late '90s and 2000s Music
00:13:52
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah.
00:13:52
Steve-O
ah
00:13:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
00:13:54
HANGINHAWGS
think that's a good look.
00:13:55
GoldenSiracha
I will ruin the whole thing just ah just for this bit.
00:13:55
HANGINHAWGS
don't think that's a good look. I don't know, dude.
00:13:58
GoldenSiracha
shit.
00:13:58
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, dude. I don't know if that's a good idea.
00:14:01
GoldenSiracha
shit
00:14:02
HANGINHAWGS
Because then ah then all the then all the the weirdos are going to be exposed and
00:14:06
GoldenSiracha
all All my homies in cell block six, you mean?
00:14:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
I say try to find
00:14:08
Steve-O
ah
00:14:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh try to find a really heavenly version of it and have that be your way you enter the wedding to.
00:14:13
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like the, the, a wedding version basically.
00:14:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:14:17
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. We'll see. Yeah.
00:14:19
Steve-O
That's the song that you come down to the aisle to.
00:14:21
HANGINHAWGS
no.
00:14:22
GoldenSiracha
yeah That's to be like, you know, when you're introducing the, the, the grooms, you know, the, the bridal power or yeah bri bridal pot, uh, party.
00:14:27
Steve-O
A
00:14:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you just hear in the background.
00:14:28
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:14:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
like Somebody's playing it on an organ.
00:14:30
HANGINHAWGS
Like why would you even put. Why would you even put. Kid Rock in the Nu Metal. Like.
00:14:36
GoldenSiracha
don't know.
00:14:36
HANGINHAWGS
category when you have when you have like you have like because Devin you already have Linkin Park there and System of the Down
00:14:37
GoldenSiracha
Just what Wikipedia is telling me.
00:14:39
Steve-O
toilet. You could just put him in the toilet.
00:14:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but like, I don't.
00:14:46
Steve-O
Dude, well, new new Lincoln Park's controversial, too.
00:14:50
HANGINHAWGS
because it's a girl okay Steve oh oh my god
00:14:51
Steve-O
yeah Well, I think it's she said some i think she says some fucked up shit.
00:14:55
GoldenSiracha
No, I think it was, um it was, she was, she was, there's a record of her supporting, what's his name?
00:14:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm glad he killed himself. you know Fuck.
00:15:03
GoldenSiracha
The guy from that seventy show.
00:15:03
Steve-O
Scientology. Yeah, Danny Masterson.
00:15:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, she...
00:15:07
GoldenSiracha
yeah she's like she was like friends with him yeah like i don't you know it's kind of one of those i don't want to i don't want to write somebody off because they're like hey i don't i hope my friend didn't do it i don't think they did it and then they did it and they're like oh you know we still we still fuck with ashton kutcher kutcher kutcher what yeah what the fuck's his name
00:15:08
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, the rapist.
00:15:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ew.
00:15:10
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:15:22
Steve-O
Look, I'm sitting here.
00:15:27
HANGINHAWGS
Do we?
00:15:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Do we?
00:15:27
Steve-O
You can't
00:15:28
HANGINHAWGS
You don't even know his name
00:15:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
You couldn't even say his name. You can't even say his name.
00:15:32
GoldenSiracha
Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis.
00:15:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
move We don't fuck with him anymore. doesn't do shit.
00:15:32
Steve-O
even know his name anymore.
00:15:35
Steve-O
skipped right over Fez.
00:15:37
GoldenSiracha
Well, i don't, I think Fez was smart enough to stay out of that one.
00:15:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
And Mila Clutis for that matter.
00:15:40
Steve-O
Yeah, Fez is like, I'm out.
00:15:41
GoldenSiracha
He was like, I'm out.
00:15:42
Steve-O
I'm here for business.
00:15:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
What's
00:15:42
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, Mila Kunis.
00:15:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
she doing? Nothing.
00:15:47
GoldenSiracha
She's married to Ashton Kutcher.
00:15:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're doing nothing, Devin.
00:15:50
GoldenSiracha
I really don't know how to pronounce his last name.
00:15:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whole big Robin's egg. Boom.
00:15:54
GoldenSiracha
I think it's like Butcher, right? Ashton Kutcher.
00:15:56
Steve-O
Aston Kutcher.
00:15:58
GoldenSiracha
Kutcher.
00:15:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
as as in cucher Ass in Ass in Kutcher?
00:15:58
Steve-O
Kutcher?
00:15:58
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:15:59
Steve-O
Now I'm forgetting.
00:16:01
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:16:02
Steve-O
We haven't said that name and in a long time, so.
00:16:04
GoldenSiracha
Grok, Grok, how do I pronounce this?
00:16:06
Steve-O
oh
00:16:06
GoldenSiracha
Is that...
00:16:07
Steve-O
It's Aston Kutcher.
00:16:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
this wholele Asshole! Asshole toucher!
00:16:10
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, thanks, Grok.
00:16:11
Steve-O
There you go. There you go. think he's being gronk.
00:16:15
GoldenSiracha
Dude, I'm telling you, I always think...
00:16:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
He would say the same thing.
00:16:18
GoldenSiracha
I always think that they're asking Grok.
00:16:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Stop asking me so many questions!
00:16:21
GoldenSiracha
I'm like...
00:16:24
Steve-O
There's too many thoughts in my brain. I'm going die.
00:16:27
GoldenSiracha
that's That's why it's so funny to me because that's like what if like if Elon Musk was even remotely funny, like that's why he would have called Grog.
00:16:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Everybody's questions make him a brain hurt!
00:16:42
GoldenSiracha
I hate they hate this.
00:16:42
Steve-O
Why would you make my username so easy?
00:16:46
GoldenSiracha
I had to it's i can't do it. Get any work done. I can't answer all these questions.
00:16:50
Steve-O
with the ball.
00:16:52
GoldenSiracha
Oh, it's a bar new metal baby. I don't know.
00:16:56
Steve-O
Why are we even talking about Linkin Park? Why we even talking about Kid Rock?
00:16:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Or Gronk, for that matter.
00:16:59
Steve-O
We had the big game.
00:17:01
HANGINHAWGS
rather I would rather listen to that meme of that British dude rapping like he's Jamaican. that's like You guys have seen that, right?
00:17:09
GoldenSiracha
ah Yeah, yeah.
00:17:10
Steve-O
Are you talking about... Wait, are you talking about... um
00:17:12
GoldenSiracha
Sean Kingston?
00:17:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, okay.
00:17:13
Steve-O
plum um Tom Hanks' son?
00:17:16
GoldenSiracha
No, no, no.
00:17:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, no.
00:17:16
HANGINHAWGS
is that That's not Tom Hanks.
00:17:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
that's That's a separate...
00:17:18
GoldenSiracha
not a No, no.
00:17:18
Steve-O
Jet Hanks? Oh, that's a separate incident.
00:17:20
GoldenSiracha
yeah good Yeah, that's a separate white Jamaican.
00:17:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a separate... But that's also equally as funny.
00:17:22
HANGINHAWGS
There's a dude that...
00:17:25
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, there's this meme where it's like, hey, do this or be Jamaican.
00:17:25
Steve-O
ah
00:17:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Chet Hanks.
00:17:29
GoldenSiracha
Yeah,
00:17:29
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:17:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hanks. Chet Hanks.
00:17:31
Steve-O
Jet Hanks, man.
00:17:32
GoldenSiracha
yeah it's like, hey, score touchdown the Super Bowl or or be Jamaican. It's just Drake. Yeah.
00:17:40
GoldenSiracha
Scream Jamaican lyrics.
00:17:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
00:17:40
HANGINHAWGS
you never seen this Steve hold on you're watching this shit cause like the meme is like like draw 24 or draw 4 or turn Jamaican whatever that's two mixing two different memes but like what's the best context for this
00:17:42
Steve-O
yeah
00:17:43
GoldenSiracha
Oh my God. Yeah.
00:17:47
GoldenSiracha
It works.
00:18:00
GoldenSiracha
It's generally, it's just generally like a sporting event. And it's just like, Hey, can you do this thing?
00:18:04
HANGINHAWGS
yeah it's like Yeah, it's like Rob Palenka of the Lakers like make ah make a trade or or turn Jamaican.
00:18:05
GoldenSiracha
And they're like, no.
00:18:11
Steve-O
Oh my god.
00:18:12
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:18:12
Steve-O
And then that clip plays.
00:18:13
HANGINHAWGS
It's just this.
00:18:13
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:18:14
HANGINHAWGS
you know Yeah, trade trade for Giannis or turn Jamaican. And it's this.
00:18:21
Steve-O
That's funny.
00:18:23
HANGINHAWGS
He sounds convincing though, right, Steve? Like he's...
00:18:25
Steve-O
he He does sound convincing. He does sound convincing.
00:18:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Interesting. Interesting development.
00:18:31
HANGINHAWGS
It's like... It's on every fucking... Every trade deadline for every sport, it's it's this guy comes up.
00:18:39
Steve-O
It's just this this clip just comes out.
00:18:40
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, because the fanatics of their teams are are mad that their team isn't making any trades, so they just... Everybody posts this.
00:18:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
I.e. the Sixers.
00:18:49
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, they're like, Daryl Moore, and make a trade, return Jamaican. And that's just...
00:18:53
GoldenSiracha
so
00:18:57
HANGINHAWGS
I love this shit.
00:18:58
GoldenSiracha
Oh.
00:18:59
HANGINHAWGS
ah Speaking of this stuff... What is this?
00:19:02
GoldenSiracha
oh
00:19:02
HANGINHAWGS
um Can you guys explain? Because I've been looking up like all this Section 230 stuff, and I'm not really sure where I stand.
00:19:10
Steve-O
What's section 230?
00:19:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, please elaborate.
00:19:13
HANGINHAWGS
So think it's the Democrats are trying to lobby to repeal Section 230. Yeah, and Section 230 makes
00:19:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, ah they had ah Jason Gordon-Levitt speaking about it, correct?
00:19:26
HANGINHAWGS
yeah and section two thirty makes it so you can't sue... The platform. Like for instance. Like. All the garbage shit that's going on. Twitter right now. Which is like really toxic. Like Twitter is not held liable. For keeping it on there.
00:19:47
HANGINHAWGS
So. And it's a bait. Like a main thing is. You know. Kids are. The big hot topic around it. Like. um I don't know.
00:20:00
HANGINHAWGS
It's. It seems like there's arguments to both sides. So I wanted to see what you guys thought, but you guys aren't, you guys aren't in on it.
00:20:07
GoldenSiracha
ah yeah I have no idea.
00:20:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:20:09
HANGINHAWGS
You guys aren't in on it.
00:20:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
i knew I knew he was speaking about this, but I don't... like It's basically ah it's a First Amendment question because it's limiting free speech, ultimately.
00:20:18
HANGINHAWGS
Right.
00:20:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
If we get rid of that, then any platform can remove anything that it deems offensive.
00:20:20
HANGINHAWGS
Right. Yeah.
00:20:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
And they're removed from liability from removing said content. So it gives them plausible deniability to remove anything that they want.
00:20:33
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, so
00:20:38
HANGINHAWGS
so you can sue the person that posted it if they're if they're revealed somehow and not anonymous.
00:20:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Right.
00:20:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
And it also just gives any one of these things the ability to remove anything for any reason without any pushback.
00:20:55
HANGINHAWGS
but no No regulation and no...
00:20:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. So it gives them a lot of power. You know, like Twitter and such.
00:21:02
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, protects websites from being legally responsible for what their users post.
00:21:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
So that means... Yeah, Elon could remove whatever he wants on Twitter, deeming it illegal or, you know, violation of whatever rule they want. And there's no liability for that for him.
00:21:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
The liability would be if he let it on there.
TV Shows and Game of Thrones Excitement
00:21:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
But you he can say anything is offensive, right?
00:21:28
HANGINHAWGS
Right.
00:21:28
Steve-O
yeah
00:21:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
that's the That's the issue. You're giving him too much power to control it.
00:21:35
GoldenSiracha
So, yeah, and I guess it's like like if it's like YouTube, YouTube can remove, restrict or glitch block videos without being legally responsible for everything on their site.
00:21:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
least that's what it seems like.
00:21:46
GoldenSiracha
So it's like they can just get rid of stuff.
00:21:49
Steve-O
I mean, they're already definitely um doing that.
00:21:50
GoldenSiracha
But is it is it to keep it or is it to.
00:21:52
Steve-O
Like,
00:21:55
GoldenSiracha
I guess it's already a thing, right?
00:21:56
HANGINHAWGS
Repeal it means to take take it down.
00:21:58
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:21:59
HANGINHAWGS
So make them lot make Facebook and Twitter and YouTube liable for the content.
00:22:03
GoldenSiracha
Oh.
00:22:05
HANGINHAWGS
It's touchy, right?
00:22:06
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:22:07
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. i don't, I certainly don't think it's, but,
00:22:07
Steve-O
It's touchy because it's like on one hand, it's like, yeah, you know, maybe that, maybe that would be like a way to, you know, Twitter used to be a place that didn't invite so many Nazis on board.
00:22:19
Steve-O
But then once, you know, Elon Musk came back, he was like, bring back all the Nazis, baby.
00:22:20
HANGINHAWGS
Right.
00:22:24
Steve-O
Um,
00:22:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that the issue isn't like that. In theory, it would be good to cleanse Twitter and make it an unbiased place. It's the person that's doing the cleansing is the issue.
00:22:34
Steve-O
Right.
00:22:35
HANGINHAWGS
Right.
00:22:35
Steve-O
It's it's it's it's.
00:22:35
HANGINHAWGS
to
00:22:36
Steve-O
But like what John was saying is it's definitely two sides of a coin because it's like at that point you're going to be like, well, I'm going to have to start so like kind of limiting who I want on this platform.
00:22:47
Steve-O
It's like the things you're saying. I view that as as reprehensible. So you're gone like.
00:22:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm.
00:22:55
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, because they say big tech allows harmful content to spread.
00:22:56
Steve-O
don't
00:22:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
this It is a tricky thing. I do think, though, i would it is against the First Amendment to repeal that.
00:23:06
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, so the the Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing was um because there was an incident where a high school teacher used Snapchat to groom a student to into a sexual relationship.
00:23:23
HANGINHAWGS
um Teacher was female. Victim was male. i It doesn't matter, though. Right. a Teacher was sentenced to 10 years in jail, but Snapchat. It didn't matter.
00:23:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
So according according to a lot of people in the in the business, the likelihood of this to Section 230 being repealed zero.
00:23:33
HANGINHAWGS
That's Snapchat.
00:23:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Once tech billionaires start signing checks, 230 disappearing would be a massive cost increase for any company that hosts user content.
00:23:48
HANGINHAWGS
Right. Right.
00:23:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
So they're not going to want that repeal because it's going to be on them. The impetus will be on them.
00:23:56
HANGINHAWGS
It's too much power on the to the to the to the whoever owns it. you know like it's
00:24:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
It is.
00:24:02
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:24:03
HANGINHAWGS
and then they the they'll they'll just twist it into being you know twisting it to to fit that whatever agenda they have at that point. you know like Basically, Twitter.
00:24:15
HANGINHAWGS
twitter now Everything will just turn into Twitter, that whatever Twitter is now.
00:24:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep.
00:24:19
HANGINHAWGS
you know
00:24:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Not great.
00:24:21
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know. i don't know what the I don't know what the right answer is.
00:24:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think Jason Gordon-Levitt's a little misguided. I understand his heart's in the right place.
00:24:27
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:24:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I get the idea behind it, but i don't think he's really thought about it.
00:24:29
HANGINHAWGS
And it it's... Yeah.
00:24:32
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but it's because it's like, what what can you do?
00:24:33
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, the the proper... Well, the proper, the proper um maybe maybe i my maybe I'm not the right person to speak on this, but but the the proper the proper thing to do is don't let your kids on social media platforms at all.
00:24:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm not either, but that's my opinion.
00:24:49
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:24:51
HANGINHAWGS
you know
00:24:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's, I think, the crux of it, right?
00:24:52
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, it's a parenting thing. It's a parenting thing at the same time.
00:24:55
GoldenSiracha
Well, i guess because the because the idea is like if they repeal it, then it's like then these companies have to put a real effort into.
00:25:07
GoldenSiracha
You know, policing the content, I guess, because it's like Snapchat, if somebody hooks up with like a drug dealer on Snapchat and then they overdose and die, you know,
00:25:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Exactly.
00:25:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Might be on Snapchat.
00:25:19
GoldenSiracha
To me, like on paper, it's like wild that that could be on Snapchat. But if it is right legally, it gets repealed and all that. So it can be on Snapchat. It's like so then now Snapchat, I know like parent companies, all that, all that.
00:25:32
GoldenSiracha
But to simplify, it's like so now Snapchat has to now put in some form of you know checks and balances where they can be like, OK, like we cannot just put our hands and say not us.
00:25:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
And that means money. And that means that's going to cost them cash.
00:25:47
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that means money.
00:25:47
HANGINHAWGS
It's just money, yeah.
00:25:48
GoldenSiracha
That's tough. I i mean, yeah it's definitely tricky. Definitely tricky because it's kind of one of those things where it's like, I mean, i don't know, man. it's it's it's It's tricky. it's hu It's interesting. You know, it's it's really it's it's real interesting.
00:26:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
I understand like a pushback against a law that was written in 1996 for something that's going on now, which is like 30 years later.
00:26:08
GoldenSiracha
It's interesting.
00:26:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
i get it.
00:26:16
GoldenSiracha
sure can be tweaked. We can tweak it, right?
00:26:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
i get it.
00:26:18
GoldenSiracha
But we can't, right?
00:26:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Like that I understand the, ah the, that I get more than repealing it entirely.
00:26:20
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, she didn't repeal it completely.
00:26:26
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:26:26
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, and it's like it's like, we'll never be able to tweak it. We just have to remove it and then put something else in. That's,
00:26:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, we can, yeah, we can put in another bill that, you know, makes it more modernly relevant.
00:26:36
GoldenSiracha
yeah.
00:26:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
So that's fine. We do that too. Like that. Why repeal something that inhibits free speech? Like let's, let's work on it, fixing it
00:26:46
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, because I guess, like, the argument is, like, is it necessarily, and again, like I'm speaking, trying to speak from an unbiased standpoint here, but like, is it really Snapchat's fault that that incident happened?
00:27:01
GoldenSiracha
Yeah,
00:27:02
HANGINHAWGS
Like how much control could they have over that to begin with? You know, if they just provide the the platform for people to use it and, you know, it's like, um it's like if you get, um that's bad ah example, but,
00:27:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
I feel like this is easily a situation where
00:27:20
HANGINHAWGS
You know, like, what if it, yeah, what if it's a, what if it's a, it happened over text messages?
00:27:27
HANGINHAWGS
Like,
00:27:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
I feel like this is easily a situation that can be that, that could be that, that could be turned into propaganda pretty easily.
00:27:28
GoldenSiracha
yeah it's like T-Mobile is the carrier going to be
00:27:30
HANGINHAWGS
yeah do you, yeah, do do you blame the carrier? does the Is the carrier liable at that point?
00:27:37
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, propaganda, and then, you know, people won't have freedom anymore.
00:27:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like you could, you, you could, you could, you could come at somebody and be like, well, you, you don't want to repeal something that allows pedophiles to attack our children like that.
00:27:37
Steve-O
Yeah. yeah know
00:27:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
is the language I'm expecting for this battle.
00:27:49
GoldenSiracha
Yep.
00:27:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I think that's terribly, ah no nuance whatsoever. And it boils it down to something that's reactionary and scary.
00:28:02
Steve-O
that's That is the thing that scares me. It seems like a lot of the things that are removing people's freedoms are hid behind like, were hey, we're gonna we need you to show us your IDs and your and your photo to use Discord now can see your photo.
00:28:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Protect the children.
00:28:18
HANGINHAWGS
It all comes back to weapons. It all comes back to weapons, guys.
00:28:20
Steve-O
it It all comes back to weapons. Like there was that one ad in the Super Bowl where it was like, hey, your your ah your ring camera, we can use that, put it on an AI network and we'll track lost dogs.
00:28:23
HANGINHAWGS
or Weaponizing the kids.
00:28:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, you gotta love the dog. What about the dog, Steve?
00:28:35
Steve-O
What about the dogs? And it's like, meanwhile, like two years from now, everybody's ring cameras is to be hunting people who are like running from the the government police in the middle of the night.
00:28:45
Steve-O
Like it's, it's these things are, these things are scary.
00:28:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Slippery slope.
00:28:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Slippery slopes everywhere.
00:28:51
HANGINHAWGS
Flip-re-slope,
00:28:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
And to say this without any nuance, this argument leads to it being repealed and us losing our... our
00:29:00
HANGINHAWGS
yeah. it's Yeah, like yeah that's the that's the main thing.
00:29:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
ability to say what we want on the internet.
00:29:04
HANGINHAWGS
It's not really a a one or zero thing. like it's you know It's not necessarily, I don't know.
00:29:11
Steve-O
John, for the things you were saying in 2005 on Xbox Live, Microsoft would be locked up.
00:29:12
HANGINHAWGS
it's hard it's hard It's hard to say.
00:29:17
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I know.
00:29:19
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, dude. Yeah,
00:29:21
HANGINHAWGS
So that means I wouldn't have gotten my account banned.
00:29:24
Steve-O
Your account would have been banned.
00:29:24
HANGINHAWGS
Just ended.
00:29:28
HANGINHAWGS
But, ah you know, Xbox would be liable.
00:29:32
GoldenSiracha
you yeah I
00:29:33
Steve-O
Xbox would be liable, yeah.
00:29:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you were talking about how a certain event didn't happen, right?
00:29:34
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:36
GoldenSiracha
So it did happen, but he was but he was happy he was happy about it because like f you for sniping me, you know?
00:29:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Or it did happen and they deserved it. Yeah.
00:29:42
Steve-O
but
00:29:43
HANGINHAWGS
Neither confirm nor deny.
00:29:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
I understand.
00:29:47
Steve-O
That was someone else. That was someone else though. That was Ron.
00:29:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
00:29:50
GoldenSiracha
that was and That was a lifetime ago, literally.
00:29:50
Steve-O
That was Ron.
00:29:54
Steve-O
I mean, to be fair, if you did that and you did lock up Bill Gates, like that's just where he belongs.
00:30:00
GoldenSiracha
could have.
00:30:01
Steve-O
Like based on what we're, we're seeing and hearing.
00:30:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
And let's be honest, he probably did it.
00:30:07
Steve-O
Did you hear that? Apparently he was asking questions about if he could ah like get samples of STDs so he could give it to his wife or something.
00:30:17
HANGINHAWGS
yeah so you can give it to his wife.
00:30:18
GoldenSiracha
Wait, was that Bill Gates?
00:30:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no, no, no.
00:30:19
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
00:30:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
He wanted to give his wife he wanted to give his wife penicillin because he got it you got an STD from a Russian prostitute and he didn't want her he wanted her to to not have the scd too.
00:30:19
GoldenSiracha
or that that was I thought that was Stephen Hawking. Was that?
00:30:24
Steve-O
Oh, penicillin.
00:30:25
HANGINHAWGS
No, I thought... Yeah.
00:30:27
Steve-O
Right.
00:30:28
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. right Was that Bill Gates or was that Stephen Hawking?
00:30:33
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:30:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was Bill Gates.
00:30:34
HANGINHAWGS
No, there was it there was a Bill Gates one
00:30:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was Bill Gates.
00:30:36
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
00:30:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was 100% Bill Gates. I read that and I was like, this is a hell a list. It's a hell of a list.
00:30:42
Steve-O
That's, yeah, that's a wild list.
00:30:44
GoldenSiracha
Okay. Okay.
00:30:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
And then they started talking about Avatar and I was just laughing at Devin the whole time.
00:30:48
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:30:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like these fucking weirdos like that movie. He's a weirdo too.
00:30:55
GoldenSiracha
It will mean mean ah billions of others. Okay.
00:30:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
lot weirdos out there according to this list.
00:30:59
GoldenSiracha
Whoa.
00:31:00
Steve-O
That's all the Epstein list is. It's just people who like the Avatar movies.
00:31:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's what it seems like.
00:31:05
GoldenSiracha
That's a big list, dude. This movie making a lot of money, guys.
00:31:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
They wanted to make a k Navi to fuck it. That's what it sounded like.
00:31:12
GoldenSiracha
I mean, wouldn't you?
00:31:12
HANGINHAWGS
Mm-hmm.
00:31:13
GoldenSiracha
If you had the ability.
00:31:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's The money.
00:31:16
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, you have the money and the whole Illuminati background.
00:31:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
we always talk.
00:31:20
GoldenSiracha
And you're like, can we just put one out?
00:31:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, what's with the fucking kids island?
00:31:28
GoldenSiracha
Is that an Avatar song?
00:31:29
Steve-O
Yeah, that was from my Avatar.
00:31:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
wow.
00:31:31
GoldenSiracha
Man, no. Okay. My bad.
00:31:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it screw the fucking kids island.
00:31:33
GoldenSiracha
Why do you know that, Steve?
00:31:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
I want i want to make weird alien people.
00:31:38
GoldenSiracha
Oh, make him fight.
00:31:39
Steve-O
Oh, you know what?
00:31:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:31:40
Steve-O
I wouldn't i would make you the Na'vi. If we were making weird alien people, who would you make?
00:31:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
What'd you make, Steve?
00:31:45
GoldenSiracha
Nah, dude. Predators all day.
00:31:47
Steve-O
Predators?
00:31:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
What'd you make, Predators?
00:31:48
Steve-O
What? You want to battle everything? No, no.
00:31:50
GoldenSiracha
Nah, dude. They're my private army, dude. Are you kidding me?
00:31:53
Steve-O
Your private army? Nah, they have way too many ceremonies.
00:31:57
GoldenSiracha
I put control chips in them. Don't worry.
00:32:00
Steve-O
you have you didn't You got just one wish, Devin.
00:32:00
GoldenSiracha
It's fine. I didn't know we were wishing.
00:32:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, what alien race would you create with your billions of dollars, Steve? Fictional alien race, obviously.
00:32:11
Steve-O
I'm thinking maybe so one of the... um ah Maybe something from the Mass Effect. Maybe like... um
00:32:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow, that was fast.
00:32:21
Steve-O
I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. who would Who would it be? Would it be like... um
00:32:25
GoldenSiracha
well know i don't know. don't know.
00:32:26
Steve-O
ah
00:32:26
GoldenSiracha
Psycho.
00:32:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, it's on you, babe.
00:32:28
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:32:29
Steve-O
um trying to remember the names. All I remember are the characters' names.
00:32:31
GoldenSiracha
Why did you pick something that you didn't really know was all that much about?
00:32:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'd make a bunch orc. I'd make a bunch of Half-human, half-orc women from that World of Warcraft movie?
00:32:37
GoldenSiracha
Okay. That's on Alien, though, right?
00:32:39
HANGINHAWGS
Excuse me.
00:32:41
GoldenSiracha
That's not...
00:32:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's not real.
00:32:43
GoldenSiracha
okay Well, if we're if we're talking about that, then i ah I'm building a space marine.
00:32:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
i mean, I got billions. is what I want. Yeah, sure.
00:32:50
GoldenSiracha
okay Yeah, all right.
00:32:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Do it today, man. You got the money.
00:32:51
Steve-O
yeah I mean, dude, this is your dream. go big.
00:32:53
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, okay. Listen, I thought we had to pick Aliens. I'm sorry.
00:32:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
you don't have to pick. Yeah, yeah. its It could be whatever non-existent race.
00:32:58
GoldenSiracha
i good I'm building.
00:32:58
Steve-O
um you I'm going to make the Mars attacks, Alien.
00:33:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
God, why? Why?
00:33:01
GoldenSiracha
Oh, God.
00:33:02
Steve-O
Just one.
00:33:02
GoldenSiracha
That's the worst one.
00:33:03
Steve-O
Just one. he doesn't even have ray gun.
00:33:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah it um
00:33:10
GoldenSiracha
You know what, ah Steve? just just ah No, Galani would go with his heart and make the conehead.
00:33:17
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Or ALF.
00:33:18
GoldenSiracha
He'd go the coneheads.
00:33:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, shit. You got me cornered now.
00:33:22
GoldenSiracha
ah
00:33:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:24
GoldenSiracha
Get out of this one.
00:33:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. Get out of my dreams.
00:33:26
Steve-O
Or to tie it back to what we were talking about with the section 230 thing, we can make it a Joseph Gordon Levitt's character from third rock from the sun.
00:33:31
HANGINHAWGS
Thank you.
00:33:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Why him?
00:33:38
Steve-O
I just wanted to tie it back to something we were previewing.
00:33:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Why not?
00:33:40
Steve-O
You know, come on the art of the loop.
00:33:41
GoldenSiracha
can i tell Can I tell you that that show infuriated me because of how lazy it was?
00:33:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Why not French Stewart?
00:33:45
GoldenSiracha
50,000?
00:33:47
Steve-O
You're right.
00:33:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'd clone 50,000 French stewards.
00:33:53
Steve-O
Why, why did that, why did that infuriate?
00:33:54
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:33:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
I would proliferate them throughout the world. They would be my underover of undercover agents in my eyes and ears.
00:34:03
GoldenSiracha
Do you think they really don't stand out?
00:34:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course they stand out, but they wouldn't be expecting to be giving me information about things.
00:34:11
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:34:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
They'd be like court jesters.
00:34:13
GoldenSiracha
Now listen, listen, the reason it bothers me is because it's so lazy. They're just like, they're aliens. What do you mean? They just look like humans.
00:34:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
No. Well, French Stewart does look like an alien.
00:34:24
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no, they're aliens. No, he doesn't.
00:34:28
Steve-O
They were in form. They were in human form.
00:34:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
He was at the radio, by the way.
00:34:30
GoldenSiracha
No, but that's what I mean. Like the whole show, are they ever not in human form in that entire show?
00:34:36
Steve-O
No, it's a, it's a sitcom.
00:34:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
No.
00:34:37
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, exactly. It's just fucking lazy.
00:34:39
Steve-O
It's a, it's a multicam sitcom.
00:34:40
GoldenSiracha
yeah You know
00:34:41
Steve-O
Never.
00:34:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
can't you cant
00:34:41
GoldenSiracha
Imagine if the show Dinosaurs was just a bunch of humans.
00:34:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:34:45
GoldenSiracha
Oh, yeah, we're dinosaurs.
00:34:46
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, that's pretty good show.
00:34:47
GoldenSiracha
We're just in our our human forms. no they that No.
00:34:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
If it was like Daniel Day-Lewis, I'd believe it.
00:34:51
HANGINHAWGS
pretty good show
00:34:51
GoldenSiracha
No, that show That show fucking stuck it out, paid the money, made the electronic heads.
00:34:54
Steve-O
It didn't really. it had like two seasons, three seasons at Matt at most.
00:34:58
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but that's what i' saying. They fucking went there.
00:35:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
they killed everybody at the end of it.
00:35:02
Steve-O
They did. It was sad.
00:35:03
GoldenSiracha
Yes, but I'm just...
00:35:04
Steve-O
do you want that to be the ending of Third Rock from the Sun?
00:35:07
GoldenSiracha
Isn't that the ending of Third Rock from the Sun?
00:35:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
No.
00:35:10
GoldenSiracha
No.
00:35:10
Steve-O
think they just go back.
00:35:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
They go back.
00:35:12
GoldenSiracha
We watch different shows. I've never watched more than two episodes of Third Rock.
00:35:16
Steve-O
ah Because you were too mad at it. You watched that X-Files episode and it freaked you out.
00:35:19
GoldenSiracha
Honestly, dude, i I'll be honest.
00:35:20
Steve-O
This
00:35:21
GoldenSiracha
Like literally as a kid, I was like, I can't fucking buy this. This this is lame.
00:35:25
Steve-O
is bullshit.
00:35:26
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, this is.
00:35:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
It was hilarious, Evan. You missed out. Jonathan Lithgow was hilarious on that show.
00:35:31
Steve-O
Come on, Trinity.
00:35:31
GoldenSiracha
Listen.
00:35:31
Steve-O
Trinity.
00:35:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
He called everybody a cunt.
00:35:34
GoldenSiracha
oh Oh, sorry. Sorry. It took me a minute.
00:35:36
HANGINHAWGS
Shut up, cunt.
00:35:37
GoldenSiracha
Uh. Anyway, um hey, ah John, you might know about this.
00:35:44
HANGINHAWGS
Yes.
00:35:46
GoldenSiracha
But are you familiar with the term parallel play?
00:35:51
HANGINHAWGS
What is that?
00:35:53
GoldenSiracha
So that is it's not sexual. It's not weird. It's just like when you and your partner will just hang out in the same room, but just kind of be doing completely different things.
00:36:04
HANGINHAWGS
yeah that's literally...
00:36:04
GoldenSiracha
Right.
00:36:06
HANGINHAWGS
95% of um whenever we're together now and we have a minute.
00:36:10
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:36:11
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:36:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So jenny's Jenny's version of parallel play is to be unconscious on the couch and take up 90% of the couch so I can't use the couch or watch TV or play video games or do anything with the couch.
00:36:28
HANGINHAWGS
This is, dude, again, this is what I'm saying, man. Just get a nice monitor. Move your stuff to the office.
00:36:33
GoldenSiracha
Dude, well, like she got mad at me because like last night i was like, go to bed. I was like, you need to go to bed. And she was like super pissed at me.
00:36:43
GoldenSiracha
And I was like, yo, I don't know what to tell you, dude. like
00:36:45
Steve-O
Was she like, we're parallel playing.
00:36:47
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no, that's the thing. She's been trying to use it like as an excuse. And I'm like, that's not parallel play.
00:36:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
So it's not mutual masturbation.
00:36:52
GoldenSiracha
Parallel plays like we hang out.
00:36:55
Steve-O
What kind of couch do you have?
00:36:55
GoldenSiracha
No. We have a, um it's like a cheap green couch, but it's, it can't get any, um,
00:37:02
Steve-O
Is it just one way the know?
00:37:06
GoldenSiracha
There's like, so there's the middle and then it's bookended by two, what's the term, Chase? You know, the long long boys long boys.
00:37:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Chase lounges.
00:37:13
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:14
GoldenSiracha
But they're not super long and the couch is, you know, it's it's it's not a it's it's a budget couch, let's be honest.
00:37:15
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:37:16
Steve-O
well
00:37:21
GoldenSiracha
But it's like, She'll be just unconscious in the middle row. So all I have to do, all my options are, and the the dog will generally be on one of the other chase lounges.
00:37:28
Steve-O
Mm
00:37:35
Steve-O
hmm.
00:37:35
GoldenSiracha
So my only option is to like lay down and play games, which I don't like on the chase with my legs overhanging, which I don't like, or like sit up and hunch at the edge of it.
00:37:49
GoldenSiracha
And,
00:37:49
Steve-O
Now, now the old Devon Kopech I knew. had a leather gaming chair that he would he would swivel right up to the TV.
00:37:55
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but it's but it's my living room. It's my living room. I can't. There's no sensible spot for It did.
00:38:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
And the old Devin I used to know used to sit less than a foot away from the television. His eye was, his head was like right there.
00:38:05
Steve-O
Yeah, you were like right in front of the TV.
00:38:05
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:38:06
GoldenSiracha
It did. Mm-hmm.
00:38:07
HANGINHAWGS
Right there.
00:38:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't know how he played those games.
00:38:09
HANGINHAWGS
It makes it seem bigger. It makes it seem bigger.
00:38:11
Steve-O
It does.
00:38:12
GoldenSiracha
it did it did
00:38:13
Steve-O
That 55-inch TV suddenly became 75 when you were right in front of it.
00:38:19
GoldenSiracha
So, ah yeah, but she tries to tell me, she's like, no, no, this is parallel play. And I was like, you don't know what that means. And I was like, I bet you, I may have said, I may have said, I bet you John does parallel play, right?
00:38:27
Steve-O
Dude, that's the thing. She did research on that. She dropped that on you.
00:38:30
HANGINHAWGS
No, no.
00:38:33
HANGINHAWGS
You should have been like, you should been like, no, parallel plays. You're I'm knitting a sweater on the couch while while you do digital art on a tablet like that's that's parallel.
00:38:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I was like,
00:38:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
00:38:47
HANGINHAWGS
but
00:38:47
GoldenSiracha
I was like, I do this and you are on your phone or doing something or like vice versa. It's not you just become unconscious and I have to deal with you because I'll wake her.
00:38:59
Steve-O
I
00:39:00
GoldenSiracha
I'm like, hey, do you want to like go to bed? She's like, no, to hang out. I'm like, this is not hanging out.
00:39:05
HANGINHAWGS
Nah, dude.
00:39:05
Steve-O
i think that's a really fun statement, though.
00:39:07
HANGINHAWGS
Nah. Nah, I'm good.
00:39:07
Steve-O
Hey, hey, wake up.
00:39:08
HANGINHAWGS
I'm straight. I'm straight. I'm good.
00:39:09
GoldenSiracha
But we've got it we've gotten to the point where I have to get mean about it I'm like, get up.
00:39:09
Steve-O
It's time for bed.
00:39:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's like a kid. It's like a kid. They're like, I'm not tired. want to stay up.
00:39:15
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no, literally. rim Honestly, i hate to say it, but it reminded me of when Owen wanted to hang out and then he wasn't allowed to. And then Sam had to drag him out of the living room when he when just wanted to hang out with the boys.
00:39:26
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
00:39:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
He was getting sleepy.
00:39:27
HANGINHAWGS
And he had a meltdown.
00:39:28
Steve-O
i
00:39:32
GoldenSiracha
i was like, Jenny, this is...
00:39:32
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't he wasn't falling asleep. He just wanted to hang out.
00:39:34
GoldenSiracha
I know, but i'll but it's like when I tell you, I'm like, Jenny, do you want to go to bed?
00:39:36
HANGINHAWGS
that
00:39:39
GoldenSiracha
Do you want to lay down in a comfortable bed instead of fuck my day up?
00:39:46
Steve-O
What if we got you it's a secondary couch?
00:39:47
GoldenSiracha
And I only say this because I'm... Dude, there's no space.
00:39:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Maybe play something a little more interesting.
00:39:53
Steve-O
Like a couch in front of your couch.
00:39:54
GoldenSiracha
believe Yeah, that won't...
00:39:56
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, maybe play Red Dead again, Devin.
00:39:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
What are you playing right now?
00:39:58
HANGINHAWGS
That'll get.
00:39:59
Steve-O
Yeah, what are you what are you playing right now?
00:40:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the question.
00:40:00
GoldenSiracha
I'm still playing Banishers and...
00:40:02
Steve-O
oh that's fucking why, dude.
00:40:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
I
00:40:04
HANGINHAWGS
Well, that's why, bro.
00:40:04
Steve-O
Banishers is making everybody fall asleep.
00:40:06
GoldenSiracha
No, dude, I'd be done it.
00:40:06
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I'm falling asleep right now.
00:40:07
GoldenSiracha
I'd be done it if I didn't have to fucking lose three days.
00:40:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
i mean, I get it now. I get it now.
00:40:12
GoldenSiracha
Dude, I lose like three days a week out for this shit. Literally. Like I've... Three days out of the week, I just can't because I'm i'm dealing with an unconscious person. And I'm like, I just want to.
00:40:23
Steve-O
It sounds like you're in like a Weekend at Bernie situation.
00:40:25
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:40:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:40:25
GoldenSiracha
And then, you know, and because I'm, yeah.
00:40:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:40:28
GoldenSiracha
And because like, you know, I'm a little older, little slower.
00:40:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what you should do when she's sleeping? Put sunglasses on her and then give her a controller and pretend that she's playing with you.
00:40:32
GoldenSiracha
What?
00:40:37
GoldenSiracha
ah
00:40:37
Steve-O
Oh my goodness, there you go, multiplayer.
00:40:39
GoldenSiracha
I got her to play a little bit of Sword in the Sea with me.
00:40:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nice, Jenny.
00:40:44
HANGINHAWGS
What's that game?
00:40:44
GoldenSiracha
It's just, that's like, ah you know the guys who did Journey?
00:40:45
HANGINHAWGS
No.
00:40:48
GoldenSiracha
And the but but other game where like you're underwater, you're you're a little sea diver.
00:40:59
GoldenSiracha
Gorder, Google Journey game.
00:41:01
Steve-O
Gronk!
00:41:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'll quarter it when I can.
00:41:04
Steve-O
gronk
00:41:05
GoldenSiracha
yeah gro Yeah, Gronk Journey the game.
00:41:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
What's it going with the questions? i don't understand.
00:41:10
Steve-O
I don't know what any video game is.
00:41:13
GoldenSiracha
It's by it's why i company called That Game Company. um
00:41:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
00:41:17
GoldenSiracha
They're pretty well known.
00:41:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sounds made up.
00:41:19
Steve-O
What happened to you? You became such an indie snob, Devin.
00:41:22
GoldenSiracha
I know. But they're theirre latest their latest one, I think, is called Sword in the Sea. And it's it's the same type of game. And it's pretty and fun.
00:41:31
Steve-O
You were into it?
00:41:32
GoldenSiracha
I'm like, well, I've been to it. But I was like, Jenny, do you want to play it? Because it's not as intensive. She plays it a little bit and i was like, maybe this will keep you awake. And then ah that didn't that didn't fucking work.
00:41:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Maybe this will rouse the sleeping beasts.
00:41:45
GoldenSiracha
and this
00:41:48
Steve-O
I'd be like, Devin, do you have a problem with me and how I sleep? And you'd be like, I'll be honest with I'll be honest with you.
00:41:52
GoldenSiracha
I do. I tell her that I'm like, I need you.
00:41:55
Steve-O
i think you sleep too much.
00:41:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
You play some games.
00:41:58
GoldenSiracha
died Well, she sleeps in like, you know, I'm like, you'd rather be asleep in this goofy ass angle where I know you're hurting your neck. But she's like, no, I want to hang out with you. And I'm like, God damn it.
00:42:12
GoldenSiracha
Because it makes me the bad guy. There's no ah there's no scenario where I'm not the jerk.
00:42:16
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, then you're then you're the asshole.
00:42:18
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:42:18
HANGINHAWGS
Then you're the asshole.
00:42:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Why don't throw a twist metal two on there and see if that rouses her?
00:42:21
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:42:22
GoldenSiracha
See that? But I just, I don't want her to be round.
00:42:24
Steve-O
Or what if you got what if you got like a bunk bed situation to kind of like put above the couch?
00:42:26
GoldenSiracha
I just want her to just, what was that?
00:42:31
Steve-O
Like a bunk bed.
00:42:31
GoldenSiracha
Oh, like a bunk bed situation?
00:42:33
Steve-O
You could like pick her up and throw her in the bunk bed.
00:42:35
GoldenSiracha
I'll do the Lego movie couch idea. We're going to have two
00:42:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
how The double decker couch.
00:42:39
Steve-O
the double deck couch.
00:42:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Their legs would be in the way. You couldn't see anything.
00:42:44
GoldenSiracha
couches. Yeah.
00:42:44
Steve-O
I'm just trying to think.
00:42:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're little
00:42:45
Steve-O
I think your situation would be solved by an L-shaped couch.
00:42:49
GoldenSiracha
No, I know, but like, I just don't have the space for it.
00:42:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
That is kind of true.
00:42:52
GoldenSiracha
Like the, the layout doesn't really,
00:42:54
Steve-O
What about an Ottoman? What if we got you an Ottoman?
00:42:57
GoldenSiracha
how does it not like, so I sit on the ottoman.
00:43:00
Steve-O
Yeah, you could just like kind of just plant yourself on the Ottoman.
00:43:02
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but at that point, I'm still hunched over. Like, my back needs to be against something.
00:43:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'd say you go you go you go full.
00:43:06
Steve-O
yeah So you're saying you want to lay down
00:43:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
you go
00:43:09
GoldenSiracha
No, no, I want to sit, but I want to sit with my back straight.
00:43:11
Steve-O
with a back.
00:43:13
GoldenSiracha
You know, and like, my back is just on the couch.
00:43:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Get one of the Fraser chairs. What they called?
00:43:19
GoldenSiracha
Dude, one time, I'll be honest, this is mean.
00:43:19
Steve-O
An Eames.
00:43:20
HANGINHAWGS
Herman Miller Eames chair and Ottoman.
00:43:21
GoldenSiracha
This is mean. This is probably the meanest I've ever been about this situation.
00:43:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Need share.
00:43:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
i
00:43:26
GoldenSiracha
But one time, she just fell asleep, and I just sat, like... I sat on the edge of the couch, like basically like right up against her. And I just kept aggressively moving back and bumping into her until she woke up and went to fucking bed.
00:43:41
GoldenSiracha
i was like, yeah, you're in my way.
00:43:42
Steve-O
Oh my god.
00:43:44
GoldenSiracha
i need to be God of War. I don't know what game I was playing, but it was.
00:43:50
Steve-O
You're just actively slamming your back into her.
00:43:52
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no, honestly, yeah, like a child, like a kid kicking the back of a fucking chair.
00:43:54
Steve-O
Like you're on a plane. Ha ha ha.
00:43:58
GoldenSiracha
That's what I had to do to her. So i was like, bro, get the fuck up. And it's really and I only really bring this up because. I, I just want to beat this fucking game and I just I can't play it for more than like two hours because because like I was saying before I kind of got off track, like I'm a little bit older now.
00:44:13
Steve-O
you can't You can't beat it if you can't sit comfortably.
00:44:19
GoldenSiracha
So like. Back in the day, we could podcast and I could be like, all I'm a pump. I'm a pump like three more hours into this. Be up till three, four zero in the morning. Nah, dude, I can't do that anymore.
00:44:31
Steve-O
I feel you.
00:44:31
GoldenSiracha
I get sleepy now.
00:44:31
Steve-O
I feel you, Devin.
00:44:32
GoldenSiracha
And I'm like, oh, yeah. The idea of turning on a video game past like 1130 is insane to me.
00:44:33
Steve-O
Dude.
00:44:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, dude, it's like torture.
00:44:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:44:40
Steve-O
It's yeah, dude, there's i will like sit down in bed and I'll be like, should really should really keep playing fucking Hollow Knight.
00:44:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:44:50
Steve-O
But also like, I know I'll be out in like 1520 minutes.
00:44:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:44:55
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like and again, go I'll lay down. I'll put a movie. I can even, but like the thing is, is like I can watch a movie.
00:45:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Also, I need to learn about the hierarchy of the Roman army on YouTube.
00:45:03
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that shit's important, dude. Like, I watched um i watched The Wrecking Crew ah movie last night.
00:45:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, boy. Maybe that's not so important.
00:45:13
GoldenSiracha
Like Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista. No, but it was like, do I want to watch, do I want to play Banishers? It's 11.45 at night. Or do I want to just like lay and lay on the couch and watch this surprisingly fun but also pretty bad action movie?
00:45:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, we got a review boiling up here.
00:45:34
GoldenSiracha
And it was just it was just, you know, it wasn't the worst movie I've seen.
00:45:37
HANGINHAWGS
Hmm.
00:45:43
GoldenSiracha
Weirdly graphic at times. Like, kind of standout graphic. And it was still kind of fun. Like, it's, you know.
00:45:54
GoldenSiracha
Definitely watchable. I would even say, you know, you got nothing going on, put it on. But it's it's not offensively bad by any stretch.
00:46:05
GoldenSiracha
And I enjoyed my time with it. And I would give it.
00:46:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
M.F.K.
00:46:10
GoldenSiracha
Oh, man. It's tough because like.
00:46:16
GoldenSiracha
I really think this is like it has some of it has like. Jason Momoa. I like Jason Momoa as an actor, as a performer.
00:46:28
GoldenSiracha
But like, you know, he has he has those bad habits. Like that entire second Aquaman movie is just like unwatchable. And it's mostly because of him. There's a bit of that in here for sure.
00:46:42
GoldenSiracha
But like, you know, it's it's simple. It's fun. um I'm going give it a a soft, soft fuck.
00:46:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah We changed it. It's Martyrfuckkiss.
00:46:55
GoldenSiracha
A martyr?
00:46:56
Steve-O
Martyr.
00:46:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:46:58
GoldenSiracha
Okay, well, i I don't want to martyr it.
00:47:02
Steve-O
Martyr, forget when you're old.
00:47:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, fart. It was quick, but Martyrfuckkiss.
00:47:05
GoldenSiracha
ah What?
00:47:06
Steve-O
Yeah, Martyr, fart.
00:47:10
GoldenSiracha
Okay, all right, show sure. Sure, let's just switch it up again and make it more confusing.
00:47:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fart's quick. It's relieving. Makes feel better.
00:47:19
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
00:47:21
Steve-O
But you can shit your pants if you didn't.
00:47:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Kiss is...
00:47:22
GoldenSiracha
okay
00:47:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, like it could it could go to that. um Kiss is is great. We want to kiss it.
00:47:29
Steve-O
It's a nice little smooch.
00:47:29
GoldenSiracha
And, yeah. and and i finished I finished Fallout, season two.
00:47:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hey, i so did I, Devin.
00:47:36
GoldenSiracha
Did you like it?
00:47:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
God, I was too short, man.
00:47:39
GoldenSiracha
Yeah?
00:47:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
I want more. I wanted so much more of this.
00:47:41
GoldenSiracha
All right.
00:47:42
Steve-O
What's more?
00:47:42
GoldenSiracha
aya I don't want to, because Steve, you didn't watch it, right, John?
00:47:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:47:45
Steve-O
i didn't watch it yet.
00:47:46
GoldenSiracha
You didn't finish it?
00:47:46
Steve-O
I'm behind. I'm behind on it.
00:47:47
GoldenSiracha
um Yeah, I don't want to spoil it. I definitely, I got a little lost at the end.
00:47:54
Steve-O
little too inside baseball.
00:47:54
GoldenSiracha
I, I,
00:47:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
um I'm totally on the inside of this baseball.
00:47:59
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. i was like, I kind of, i was like, I didn't quite understand what happened to some characters and then the tease and I was like, yep, I just, yep, sure.
00:48:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
I live within it every day.
00:48:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Lock me in
00:48:14
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:48:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Throw away the key.
00:48:16
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but based off what I'd read, based off what I read, it was it was just honestly, it just sounded like you just need to know.
00:48:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
00:48:17
HANGINHAWGS
Lock me up
00:48:22
GoldenSiracha
If you don't know, you know, you don't know, but.
00:48:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's, um, it was, i felt like it took a while to get going. And then when it did, it ended. It just, I, I just want, I wanted more. I wanted at least two more episodes and I feel like it it could have had it in new Vegas.
00:48:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I feel like we're leaving it too early. Like there's just so much cool shit that I, i wanted
00:48:47
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, because it sounds like we are done in in Vegas.
00:48:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, I see the Legion, you know, they're doing their thing. I won't say exactly what. But, yeah, man, I just, I wanted this to be at least a 10 episode season.
00:49:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I wanted it all come out at once.
00:49:03
GoldenSiracha
Sorry.
00:49:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
And whoever just threw up,
00:49:06
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, whoever made that, that was me.
00:49:07
Steve-O
Yeah, that was...
00:49:08
GoldenSiracha
That was me. that My mistake.
00:49:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
I want to say, hold your vomit, because this was a good show, not a bad show.
00:49:16
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:49:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
and I know you vomiting, you probably didn't like it as much because you threw up.
00:49:20
Steve-O
Hold your vomit.
00:49:20
GoldenSiracha
No, I liked it. Listen, I was ready to... What was it, the show last year where I was like, dude, I think this is just overall like a disappointment. um
00:49:31
Steve-O
Stranger Things.
00:49:32
GoldenSiracha
No.
00:49:33
HANGINHAWGS
Severance.
00:49:34
GoldenSiracha
so No.
00:49:34
Steve-O
I'm trying to remember more shows.
00:49:34
GoldenSiracha
Fuck. i can I can't remember. There was specifically a show where I was like, oh, was it last month? No.
00:49:40
Steve-O
Squid Game?
00:49:41
GoldenSiracha
No. Fuck. It doesn't matter.
00:49:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
i was Yui's on board Squid Game. all time
00:49:45
HANGINHAWGS
Last of Us.
00:49:45
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:49:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Last of Us?
00:49:48
Steve-O
it might have been part two, Last of Us.
00:49:48
GoldenSiracha
Maybe... The show.
00:49:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's easy one.
00:49:52
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Anyway, the point is, is like i was ready for this to just kind of be like one of those where like I really want to like it. it just kind of didn't stick with me.
00:50:03
GoldenSiracha
But no, it was it was it ended up being very good.
00:50:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
I guess that's a sign of it being very good if I wanted more.
00:50:12
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, of course.
00:50:12
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:50:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know? like i I understand my my hesitation and my you know outlook on it. But in reality, it was very good. And it just felt like it needed like two more episodes.
00:50:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know?
00:50:28
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:50:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't know.
00:50:29
GoldenSiracha
So, so if they, let, what was it? How do how do I say this? Uh, so season three, do you want it all at once or do you want it week to week?
00:50:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
All once.
00:50:41
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. If it felt weird, it felt weird that they, uh,
00:50:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think that's pretty obvious. Yeah. And it just felt like there was a lot of buildup and it wasn't as monumental of an ending because there's only eight episodes.
00:50:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like that's, that's a real tough pill to swallow. I think for me, it's like, it's too short for the world.
00:51:01
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:51:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
So big, so much going on.
00:51:09
Steve-O
Put it at all once, man. I'm sick of waiting.
00:51:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:51:14
Steve-O
thought it was cute, but I'm out.
00:51:14
GoldenSiracha
There's some. Now, now ah this didn't end.
00:51:17
Steve-O
I'm done.
00:51:20
GoldenSiracha
this This is still going, but. i am officially. stand. I am standing night of the seven kingdoms.
00:51:29
Steve-O
Oh, really?
00:51:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yo, dude, I am in.
00:51:30
Steve-O
It's official?
00:51:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
i am so in on this show.
00:51:33
GoldenSiracha
that that is That last episode was like...
00:51:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
who Dude, this this is back.
00:51:36
Steve-O
Are you saying Game of Thrones is back?
00:51:38
GoldenSiracha
Now, listen. It was super good, dude. It was so good.
00:51:42
HANGINHAWGS
It's better, right?
00:51:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
This, yeah, this is built different.
00:51:43
HANGINHAWGS
It's better than Game of Thrones.
00:51:46
GoldenSiracha
Yes. It is. yeah Honestly, yeah.
00:51:48
HANGINHAWGS
And built differently.
00:51:49
GoldenSiracha
He's not wrong. And it's just like the scope is smaller and and there was a wonderful... don't know needle drops the word, right? But it's like you finally get...
00:52:01
GoldenSiracha
They tease the theme, right?
00:52:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, dude, that was awesome.
00:52:02
GoldenSiracha
They tease the epic theme through the show. And then you finally get the moment that deserves it. And I was just like, yeah, dude.
00:52:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fucking go, Dunk!
00:52:11
GoldenSiracha
yes fucking um do dude Yeah, it was sick.
00:52:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's my
00:52:17
GoldenSiracha
It was so good.
00:52:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love him so much. I love them in the books, and they're really doing him quite the service in this show. Duncan the Tall is phenomenal.
00:52:24
GoldenSiracha
right
00:52:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love his character so much.
00:52:27
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:52:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love his speech to the crowd. I love the reaction to his speech.
00:52:31
GoldenSiracha
so e
00:52:34
Steve-O
um many epipes How many episodes do we got so far?
New Fantasy Shows and Game Comparisons
00:52:37
GoldenSiracha
Four or five.
00:52:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Four? And they're all a half hour, and this is another thing.
00:52:40
Steve-O
Oh, damn.
00:52:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Where I'm like, I want more so much.
00:52:44
GoldenSiracha
And this takes place. This is After this is after House of the Dragon before Game of Thrones. So if you jump into this like you're not don't feel like you need to watch the House of the Dragon at all.
00:52:57
Steve-O
I ain't...
00:52:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like you said, it's a smaller scope. So it's like a lot of the stuff that we're used to being very important to the plot is kind of ancillary.
00:52:59
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:53:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's not marginalized, but it's like just on the periphery.
00:53:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:53:11
Steve-O
So is this just like fantasy bros?
00:53:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
of the story Yeah.
00:53:11
HANGINHAWGS
Thank
00:53:15
Steve-O
Dude, that's a lock.
00:53:15
GoldenSiracha
Pretty much.
00:53:16
Steve-O
That's that's all I want nowadays.
00:53:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's It's Fantasy Rocky Balboa.
00:53:18
Steve-O
I love that. Like, that's the thing.
00:53:19
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:20
Steve-O
Like, I feel like back in the day, i was looking for more complication in my, like, stories and tales.
00:53:21
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:53:27
Steve-O
I think right now, more than ever, I'm just looking for somebody to just kind of just be like, boom, this is just like, here here you go. Here's just like a couple of bros bro-ing it up a little bit.
00:53:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
and And, you know, the most interesting thing, and it's the thing that I kind of realized when I was reading the story, and the show really does a good job, too.
00:53:37
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:53:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
the the The show and the book are constantly telling you, and the people in the story are constantly telling you that Dunk is an idiot.
00:53:53
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:53:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
But i don't I don't necessarily think that's true. I think Dunk is very nice, and he's got a good heart, and there's no one else like that in the world.
00:54:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
And they think he's stupid because of it.
00:54:05
Steve-O
Right. in In Game of Thrones world, being kind-hearted and kind of like simple in that way is is viewed as like something that is easily manipulatable, I imagine.
00:54:09
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:54:12
HANGINHAWGS
Thank
00:54:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
So he's an idiot in a lot of people's eyes, but really it's just because he's like a good dude.
00:54:23
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, he just, like, believes that people are are total pieces of shit. And it's like...
00:54:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like Rocky. Rocky.
00:54:28
Steve-O
Like Rocky Balboa.
00:54:28
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:54:31
GoldenSiracha
It makes me so mad that this guy...
00:54:31
Steve-O
Now, you're saying there's a needle drop too.
00:54:34
GoldenSiracha
what' was that?
00:54:35
Steve-O
You're saying there's a needle drop too?
00:54:37
GoldenSiracha
Well, yeah, yeah.
00:54:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah.
00:54:38
GoldenSiracha
yeah Because...
00:54:40
Steve-O
Is it like, you know, stuff's happened and you're like, oh, I hope nothing bad happened.
00:54:44
GoldenSiracha
it's it's swelling It's a swelling moment because because in the beginning of the show, right?
00:54:47
Steve-O
Needle drops and then it's suddenly like, oh, with the ball and the bang, the bang.
00:54:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah, No, but like literally, there's a there's a in the very beginning, you're like, oh, shit, we're going to get here. And it like there's a smash cut to him shitting aggressively behind a tree.
00:55:07
GoldenSiracha
So it's like, okay, this is the show. this is This is not that. this This is the kind of show you're
00:55:14
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:55:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep.
00:55:14
GoldenSiracha
But that being said, it earns that moment later in episode four. And it's just kind of the moment where you punch the air, right? It's a punch the air type moment.
00:55:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what was funny though, Devin?
00:55:27
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:55:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
The one scene where it was Lionel Baratheon was knighting that character and it cut to Dunks knighting and
00:55:34
GoldenSiracha
yeah
00:55:39
GoldenSiracha
ah
00:55:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
The guy knighting him is just in slow motion. He just, while he's knighting him, he just shrugs like, it's really funny.
00:55:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, he's like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, man. I'm, a i was I was vibing really hard anyway. and then And then this episode was just like, no, this is going to be one of it's going to be a show I think you're going to be talking about at the end of the year.
00:56:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Definitely.
00:56:07
GoldenSiracha
aye Yeah.
00:56:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is fantastic.
00:56:08
GoldenSiracha
Also, the show I could not think of that I was like, i it just never felt like it got going. That was Peacemaker.
00:56:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
00:56:17
GoldenSiracha
This is like, yeah, yeah.
00:56:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ah.
00:56:18
HANGINHAWGS
Ah, okay.
00:56:19
GoldenSiracha
So to kind of reverse it a little bit, I was worried Fallout season two was going to be a Peacemaker season two.
00:56:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:56:25
GoldenSiracha
um And it did not turn out to be that. I'm just glad I fucking remembered that because it was.
00:56:30
Steve-O
forgot about it. Peacemaker.
00:56:31
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:32
Steve-O
That's how bad it was. I was like, ugh.
00:56:33
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, know it almost it was terrible. It was just like.
00:56:36
Steve-O
Not terrible, but it was like, when are we gonna get to the fireworks
Gaming Platforms and Modding Debates
00:56:40
Steve-O
factory?
00:56:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:56:41
GoldenSiracha
And Fallout, Fallout had a, I was worried we were going to go there, but we we we got the, we got the firework factory.
00:56:41
Steve-O
We never did. Mm-hmm.
00:56:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think the the ghoul on the ah on the pike is probably one of my favorite episodes of the year, though.
00:56:54
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
All things considered.
00:56:57
GoldenSiracha
And I kind of forgot. I forgot like he could take that kind of damage. And I was like, oh my God, he's dead. But ah turns out he he was fine.
00:57:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
was awesome. lot of good TV coming out early.
00:57:09
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, man.
00:57:11
Steve-O
January, February, good TV.
00:57:14
GoldenSiracha
Good TV. Less good movies.
00:57:17
Steve-O
I mean, end of this month, we're going to be playing a Requiem Resident Evil.
00:57:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm
00:57:22
HANGINHAWGS
But where will we be playing it?
00:57:23
GoldenSiracha
Dude, I'm. Oh, my God.
00:57:25
HANGINHAWGS
What platform, Steve?
00:57:25
GoldenSiracha
i I'll be honest. I wish this didn't make me as mad as it did.
00:57:30
HANGINHAWGS
I knew it was going to make you bad.
00:57:30
GoldenSiracha
i read that. I was like, why?
00:57:31
HANGINHAWGS
That's why.
00:57:31
GoldenSiracha
Why is he fucking with me like this? Why is he just kind of like.
00:57:38
GoldenSiracha
Because it's like.
00:57:38
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know if want to play on. I don't know if I want on PC, though. That's the thing.
00:57:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
getting it on my Steam Deck.
00:57:45
HANGINHAWGS
Is it verified?
00:57:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-mm.
00:57:48
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, Resident Evil four works on it.
00:57:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Why wouldn't that work?
00:57:53
GoldenSiracha
I mean, listen, if it works on a Switch 2, I'd assume it would work on a Steam Deck, right?
00:57:58
Steve-O
Look, the thing I'm thinking is...
00:57:59
HANGINHAWGS
You would think you would think let me see.
00:58:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Well, legit, the only thing that's like legitimately concerning is a
00:58:06
Steve-O
John, think about the long game, buddy.
00:58:08
HANGINHAWGS
Think about the kids.
00:58:09
Steve-O
Think about at some point you'll be able to mod this sucker up.
00:58:14
HANGINHAWGS
I don't I don't use mods, though.
00:58:15
Steve-O
You say that, but for some reason, the Resident Evil games have the easiest modding.
00:58:22
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but but
00:58:22
Steve-O
Here, let me get you a Resident Evil 4 mod that I think you'll like. And you tell me that...
00:58:26
GoldenSiracha
it's just going to be a Shrek mod. It's just going to be a Shrek. Don't let us know. It's going be Shrek mod.
00:58:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh no, it's the Tony Danza mod. He always talks about this.
00:58:33
GoldenSiracha
Hey, you and your notes.
00:58:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Every character is Tony Danza.
00:58:35
GoldenSiracha
Oh.
00:58:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, I get it. i think that's cool, but every character being Tony Danza?
00:58:40
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, people...
00:58:43
HANGINHAWGS
Chris, do not quote me.
00:58:43
Steve-O
right.
00:58:44
HANGINHAWGS
Don't let me be the reason you but get it on one platform or another.
00:58:50
Steve-O
John, I just posted your reason to get on PC.
00:58:50
HANGINHAWGS
But...
00:58:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh!
00:58:55
HANGINHAWGS
me see this shit.
00:58:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, maybe I need to get it on a solid PC.
00:58:57
GoldenSiracha
Oh, I That's the Ada mod.
00:58:58
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, hello!
00:59:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hello.
00:59:01
HANGINHAWGS
Look at that.
00:59:02
Steve-O
Yeah, that's a separate Waze mod, I imagine.
00:59:04
HANGINHAWGS
That's... ah This is the watermelon. This is Suica game, right? This is Suica game?
00:59:08
Steve-O
That's Wicked game, yeah.
00:59:09
GoldenSiracha
That's a.
00:59:09
HANGINHAWGS
That's double watermelons.
00:59:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Who is that even?
00:59:13
Steve-O
It's supposed to be Ada as Chun-Li.
00:59:14
HANGINHAWGS
That's Chun-Li.
00:59:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's that's Ada.
00:59:16
HANGINHAWGS
eight That's Ada as Chun-Li.
00:59:17
GoldenSiracha
no No, no, that's not Ada is just not Chun-Li.
00:59:18
HANGINHAWGS
That doesn't even look anything like...
00:59:21
GoldenSiracha
That is Ada as excessively large and big breasted Chun-Li.
00:59:21
HANGINHAWGS
It's just Chun-Li, right?
00:59:24
HANGINHAWGS
Look at those nips. Look at those nips.
00:59:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Does she get progressively more naked throughout the game?
00:59:28
HANGINHAWGS
Look at those fucking nips.
00:59:30
GoldenSiracha
Not that I...
00:59:31
Steve-O
I don't know.
00:59:31
GoldenSiracha
I mean, in this mod...
00:59:31
Steve-O
I mean,
00:59:32
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:59:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, I thought you really experimented with this.
00:59:34
GoldenSiracha
Steve, explain the mod.
00:59:35
Steve-O
oh, no, no, no.
00:59:35
GoldenSiracha
Explain the mod.
00:59:36
Steve-O
I don't. um I'm just going through.
00:59:38
GoldenSiracha
Provide the Nexus mod link.
00:59:38
Steve-O
I'm just going through the Nexus mod page. I'm just going through.
00:59:41
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
00:59:41
Steve-O
Here's one for.
00:59:42
GoldenSiracha
wait Wait, was that under, like, most downloaded?
00:59:43
Steve-O
Here's one for. ah Yes. Yes. ah
00:59:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well...
00:59:48
Steve-O
This Lara Croft one is number one, two, three, four, five, six.
00:59:48
GoldenSiracha
Dude,
00:59:53
Steve-O
It's number six.
00:59:55
HANGINHAWGS
what is What is this?
00:59:55
GoldenSiracha
I'll be honest, man. It's shit like this that makes me just not fucking respect.
01:00:01
HANGINHAWGS
Wait, why is...
01:00:01
GoldenSiracha
PC PC like that's Tomb Raider Lara Croft Lara Croft
01:00:03
HANGINHAWGS
ah weis Is it Tifa?
01:00:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
PC Master Race.
01:00:04
HANGINHAWGS
Who is that?
01:00:06
Steve-O
ah That's Lara Croft. That's Lara Croft.
01:00:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
PC Master Beta Race.
01:00:10
HANGINHAWGS
Why is Lara Croft's um nether realms that much larger than Shun Lee's?
01:00:17
Steve-O
i I don't know.
01:00:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's good point.
01:00:17
GoldenSiracha
are they wait are they that much bigger they looked at right that looks the same size yeah yeah dude are you kidding I think they're the same size
01:00:18
Steve-O
I don't know.
01:00:20
HANGINHAWGS
Look.
01:00:20
Steve-O
I think it's this the same body, just different stuff. Yeah.
01:00:23
HANGINHAWGS
ah They're definitely not the same size, are they? Or is it the lighting? Hold on.
01:00:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
i think I think John might be on to something here.
01:00:28
HANGINHAWGS
Let me take a couple.
01:00:29
GoldenSiracha
I don't know, dude.
01:00:29
HANGINHAWGS
Hold on here. Here, i'll I'll zoom in for you guys here.
01:00:31
GoldenSiracha
I don't think they put that much effort in. The face looks completely different.
01:00:33
HANGINHAWGS
Here's Chun-Li. Here's Chun-Li.
01:00:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
I agree. I agree 100% with John.
01:00:37
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:00:38
HANGINHAWGS
And here's...
01:00:38
GoldenSiracha
I didn't know what you were talking about.
01:00:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's absolutely right.
01:00:40
GoldenSiracha
I thought we were just talking about thighs.
01:00:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
what what that Steve, can you...
01:00:43
GoldenSiracha
Oh.
01:00:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:00:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Do want to talk about this?
01:00:48
Steve-O
I mean, this is just...
01:00:48
GoldenSiracha
Yes.
01:00:50
Steve-O
I'm just trying to sell John on again the PC version of this game because in the future...
01:00:52
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, John, does this does this hurt or help the case here?
01:00:53
HANGINHAWGS
i think
01:00:56
GoldenSiracha
that that the details...
01:00:56
HANGINHAWGS
this this doesn't this keeps This doesn't affect it. This does not move the needle one way or the other. What is moving the needle is the fact that the Pragmata demo ran really well on the Steam Deck.
01:01:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
boom.
01:01:09
HANGINHAWGS
so
01:01:09
GoldenSiracha
Okay. Yeah.
01:01:09
Steve-O
Oh, now hold on, John.
01:01:11
HANGINHAWGS
I
01:01:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, a completely different game.
01:01:12
Steve-O
Hold on, buddy.
01:01:12
GoldenSiracha
That makes sense.
01:01:13
Steve-O
Hold on, buddy.
01:01:13
GoldenSiracha
exactly
01:01:14
Steve-O
I'm posting a link. I'm posting a link.
01:01:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, I can't I only see one thing right now.
01:01:20
HANGINHAWGS
i would never do this.
01:01:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let me take a look here.
01:01:22
GoldenSiracha
Wait, hold on. But is she is she thick, though?
01:01:23
HANGINHAWGS
this is wheat This is creepy looking.
01:01:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
What do we got?
01:01:25
HANGINHAWGS
Hold on.
01:01:26
GoldenSiracha
How thick is she?
01:01:27
HANGINHAWGS
this is actually kind of This is actually kind of creeping me out because that that looks kind of scary.
01:01:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Where are all the pictures?
01:01:32
GoldenSiracha
No, he just posted the link.
01:01:34
Steve-O
Yeah, I posted the link. I posted the link.
01:01:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, that that's the that's the hot link.
01:01:35
GoldenSiracha
That's...
01:01:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:37
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, you were you were you were waiting for a Thick Hornet.
01:01:40
HANGINHAWGS
No, it's just actually it's actually just Hornet.
01:01:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:01:42
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, it's not even Sexy Hornet.
01:01:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Can you post the...
01:01:44
HANGINHAWGS
So...
01:01:44
Steve-O
It's just Hornet. It's just Hornet.
01:01:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, can you...
01:01:45
GoldenSiracha
Can you make her sexy?
01:01:45
Steve-O
How about this one?
01:01:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, can you post the Tony Danza one anyway?
01:01:47
GoldenSiracha
Is there a sexy mod?
01:01:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
just I know I ragged on you for it.
01:01:50
GoldenSiracha
ah Dude, don't.
01:01:52
HANGINHAWGS
and need it
01:01:54
GoldenSiracha
That's actually shockingly good.
01:01:55
HANGINHAWGS
Shrek. No, we need we just need Shrek mods, man.
01:01:56
GoldenSiracha
That's shockingly good.
01:01:56
Steve-O
I typed in Danza. No Danza. No Danza.
01:01:58
HANGINHAWGS
We just need Shrek mods.
01:01:58
Steve-O
I mean, they dude, I found new Shrek mod.
01:02:00
GoldenSiracha
Wait, John, did you see this Arthur Clown mod? Look how good the face looks.
01:02:04
HANGINHAWGS
I'm not going to play the game like this.
01:02:06
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, well, you could let Owen play the game.
01:02:07
Steve-O
The first time you don't have to. Not the first time.
01:02:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ha ha ha ha
01:02:11
GoldenSiracha
Well, I mean...
01:02:12
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, wow. look at he's That's El Gigante as Shrek. Look, it's even got the little Las Plaga coming out of his his back.
01:02:19
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. So, but, like, my legitimate, my my argument that is real, that I've heard and read, is that ah one, art didn't, like, the Monster Hunter PC release, wasn't that, like, dog shit when it first came out?
01:02:34
HANGINHAWGS
yeah but that's that's open world Yeah, but that's open world.
01:02:34
Steve-O
It's very bad. Yeah. you
01:02:36
HANGINHAWGS
This is an open world.
01:02:37
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I don't know, man. But like then the Capcom really recently like switched up some anti-cheat thing, which makes RE4 remake run very badly now on PC.
01:02:49
HANGINHAWGS
I guess, but... Well, Steve's playing it right now on PC. Is it running bad?
01:02:52
Steve-O
I am playing it on PC. It's running fine. It's running fine for me.
01:02:55
GoldenSiracha
Okay. I'm kidding.
01:02:57
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I guess... I mean, that's the thing, is, like,
01:03:01
Steve-O
I installed the John Cena mod. it's It's working beautifully. Mm.
01:03:05
HANGINHAWGS
like i would like I plan on hunkering down that whole weekend to play.
01:03:10
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Same.
01:03:11
GoldenSiracha
same
01:03:11
HANGINHAWGS
But um I like the idea of having it being able to be played handheld at some point.
01:03:21
HANGINHAWGS
So a PC will give me that flexibility, I guess, because I have Steam Deck as well. But um maybe I'm just coping, trying to find reasons to playing.
01:03:33
HANGINHAWGS
spending $550 on a fucking Switch 2. Maybe that's what it is.
01:03:37
Steve-O
That's also very fair.
01:03:38
GoldenSiracha
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:03:39
Steve-O
That is very fair.
01:03:39
GoldenSiracha
I forgot you don't have a Switch 2.
01:03:41
Steve-O
No, he has a Switch, too.
01:03:42
HANGINHAWGS
no no No, no.
01:03:43
Steve-O
It's just he needs to justify the purchase.
01:03:43
HANGINHAWGS
I'm trying to justify my purchase by...
01:03:46
GoldenSiracha
Jesus.
01:03:48
HANGINHAWGS
Because what what were my what was my my two most played games on Switch 2 last year?
01:03:54
Steve-O
It was Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight.
01:03:54
HANGINHAWGS
Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight Silk Song.
01:03:54
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:03:55
Steve-O
That
01:03:57
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:03:57
HANGINHAWGS
hey
01:04:00
GoldenSiracha
That's true.
01:04:00
HANGINHAWGS
Imagine if Megabonk was on Switch 2.
01:04:01
GoldenSiracha
but
01:04:03
Steve-O
that would actually be kind of nice. Imagine Megabunk was on mobile.
01:04:05
HANGINHAWGS
But yeah, I'm i'm actually glad i'm glad I didn't get it because I planned on originally planned on getting dispatch for Switch 2, but and I'm glad I didn't.
01:04:14
Steve-O
Yeah, you get the censored version.
01:04:15
HANGINHAWGS
i a Yeah, because now and yeah they're not showing hog anymore.
01:04:18
Steve-O
What if in Resident Evil Requiem there is a scene where Leon hangs dong and the Switch 2 version, it is censored?
01:04:26
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, man.
01:04:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
01:04:27
HANGINHAWGS
Well, you know who would know?
01:04:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
He pulls his fucking whole dick out in this game, you think?
01:04:29
HANGINHAWGS
you know who would know? Do you know who would know? The Weeknd, he got to play Resident Evil Requiem.
01:04:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
How did he get it before everybody else?
01:04:35
Steve-O
and I did not expect that as the answer once.
01:04:36
HANGINHAWGS
um have to saw saw I saw a post about it earlier. He was at Capcom Studios. They let him play fucking Resident Evil 9 while he was there.
01:04:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
You make a song about doing enough cocaine that your face goes numb, you get to play this game before everybody else.
01:04:48
HANGINHAWGS
You do a really bad movie with ah Jenna Ortega that got shit on, and you get to play Resident Evil Requiem.
01:04:51
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:04:55
GoldenSiracha
On top of the really bad show that he did with Johnny Depp's daughter.
01:04:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, what do I got to do? Devin, guys, guys, let's get together and say to come a Capcom, say to come, that I call him for short.
01:05:01
Steve-O
say to come
01:05:04
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:05:05
GoldenSiracha
Oh, because you guys are tight like that.
01:05:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
You tell them that i'm I'm dying of a terminal illness and I need to play the game before anybody else.
01:05:07
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:05:09
Steve-O
yeah okay well let's just do what the weekend did and like get your face all swollen because maybe that's what they thought because like that's the thing like
01:05:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
I will sneak you all the copy after I get out. It's not hard.
01:05:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. All right.
01:05:24
Steve-O
have you that's really convincing. Like that swollen face thing that he had for the for that cover?
01:05:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
He looks like a mess.
01:05:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:05:33
HANGINHAWGS
I can't feel my wish when I'm with you, but I love it.
01:05:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's I get stung by a couple of bees. I get to play the game before everybody else.
01:05:40
Steve-O
I think it's because he's famous.
01:05:40
HANGINHAWGS
That's the song you're talking about, right, Devin?
01:05:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
What would you guys do?
01:05:42
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like, is he is that going to be a long 20 years?
01:05:43
HANGINHAWGS
I can't feel my wish.
01:05:46
GoldenSiracha
We're like, oh, I can't believe that song fucking ripped.
01:05:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
What would you guys do if I did play it and I and i was like, this is terrible?
01:05:49
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Oh,
01:05:50
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, that's going to be like Ball with the Ball?
01:05:52
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:05:54
Steve-O
Wait, if you play Resident Evil Requiem?
01:05:55
HANGINHAWGS
No, because they're...
01:05:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, like before everybody else.
01:05:59
Steve-O
That would be worrying.
01:05:59
GoldenSiracha
oh
01:06:00
Steve-O
That would definitely be worrying. I'd be like, shit.
01:06:02
GoldenSiracha
You know what? Was that story ever true about the kid? I know they made a movie about it, and I know it's just kind of like the fun thing to do. But the the kid, was that story true about the kid that was like terminally ill, and then he saw Star Wars Phantom Menace?
01:06:15
GoldenSiracha
Because
01:06:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, no.
01:06:17
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, but they did that with...
01:06:18
GoldenSiracha
that would have been very funny if he was like, guys, it is bad.
01:06:18
HANGINHAWGS
um They did it with GTA, right? They did it with GTA 6.
01:06:21
Steve-O
They did that with GTA 6, yeah.
01:06:21
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, they did. They did. And he should have said it was bad.
01:06:25
HANGINHAWGS
And then they... Yeah, and then they dismantled a union of their developers after.
01:06:26
GoldenSiracha
What's he got to lose, dude? Yeah.
01:06:29
Steve-O
Yeah, they delayed the game. <unk>ten
01:06:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
You probably hated it.
01:06:32
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:06:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
and They were like, we need to fix this.
01:06:35
Steve-O
Wait.
01:06:35
HANGINHAWGS
We need to fix this to lay everybody off.
01:06:37
Steve-O
So...
01:06:38
HANGINHAWGS
Lay these guys off.
01:06:40
Steve-O
they they They were like, alright, there's been leaks. There's been all these things. We're gonna let this kid play it, though. Also, wait, what the fuck? Why are we letting kids play an M-rated game?
01:06:52
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, that is true.
01:06:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hey, dude, he's dying.
01:06:54
Steve-O
I mean, to be fair, right, yeah, let's be real.
01:06:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's dying.
01:06:56
Steve-O
Like, this kid's dying. this kid's more of an adult than we'll ever be at that point. Like,
01:07:02
GoldenSiracha
Well, maybe he didn't have all the sex stuff in it.
01:07:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Maybe that's why he wanted to play it. Give the kid some fucking balls and titties. He's dying, for Christ's sakes.
01:07:14
GoldenSiracha
It's dying. Give him balls and titties, dude.
01:07:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
God damn. you
01:07:17
GoldenSiracha
don't care what he wants.
01:07:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
I can throw as many of those at him as I could.
01:07:18
GoldenSiracha
Just give it to him, dude.
01:07:21
Steve-O
Final request, play some Grand Theft Auto role play online.
01:07:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
I want hot coffee. I want hot coffee.
01:07:29
Steve-O
No, you're not, there we're not doing the mods.
01:07:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
want hot coffee.
01:07:31
Steve-O
You're not doing the mods. You got us to, John Cena's here.
01:07:34
GoldenSiracha
How far we've come, dude.
01:07:37
Steve-O
Number one, make a wish.
01:07:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Speaking of the creator of hot coffee is in the Epstein files, correct?
01:07:37
GoldenSiracha
I really, you know, I really.
01:07:42
Steve-O
Is that true?
01:07:43
GoldenSiracha
CJ.
01:07:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
the The guy you always say, bring in the Spaz, the Benz.
01:07:48
GoldenSiracha
The Benz.
01:07:49
Steve-O
ends Oh, damn.
01:07:50
GoldenSiracha
Oh, so my the mind's eyed like, wait, is is he in it or is he just mentioned like.
01:07:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Benz.
01:07:53
Steve-O
The Minds I...
01:07:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think he's in it.
01:07:58
GoldenSiracha
Oh, Jesus.
01:07:58
Steve-O
Dude, the guy who basically fucking ruined my chances of fantasy games.
01:07:59
GoldenSiracha
Jesus.
01:08:06
Steve-O
Wow.
01:08:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, now you know.
01:08:07
GoldenSiracha
Well, I hope the high guard team is in there.
01:08:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's because these freaking kids and shit.
01:08:10
Steve-O
yeah
01:08:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Babies. It's
01:08:11
Steve-O
Yeah, anybody who tanks our fantasy games live there out list, on the list.
01:08:13
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, anybody they deserve to be.
01:08:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
on the list, babe.
01:08:15
GoldenSiracha
Can we retroactively put them put them in there?
01:08:19
Steve-O
It really makes that Jericho angle a lot more poignant.
01:08:23
GoldenSiracha
Wait, like Chris Jericho?
01:08:24
Steve-O
You just made the list, Devin!
01:08:26
GoldenSiracha
Oh, my God.
01:08:28
Steve-O
See, that's a throwback.
01:08:28
GoldenSiracha
All right.
01:08:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
devin insider baseball knowledge, Devin didn't just make the list.
01:08:35
GoldenSiracha
I bet that Dung Dane down list.
01:08:35
Steve-O
Whoa.
01:08:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
He was always on it.
01:08:37
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, dude. Are you kidding me?
01:08:39
Steve-O
Are we talking about the same
01:08:39
GoldenSiracha
i am I
Comic Book Narratives and Modern Themes
01:08:40
Steve-O
list?
01:08:40
GoldenSiracha
am the list.
01:08:40
Steve-O
I don't think you want to be on that list.
01:08:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't know. that I'm not saying.
01:08:42
Steve-O
I don't think you want to be on that list.
01:08:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm not gonna say and another like not confirming nor denying.
01:08:44
GoldenSiracha
What list are we talking about?
01:08:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Free pizzas from Domino's.
01:08:46
GoldenSiracha
I'm on it. Put me in, coach.
01:08:48
Steve-O
Oh, the free pizza from Domino's list.
01:08:49
GoldenSiracha
I'm the best list.
01:08:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Guys, I read all of Absolute Flash.
01:08:57
HANGINHAWGS
Is it good?
01:08:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
It was good.
01:08:59
GoldenSiracha
Oh.
01:09:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
It was good.
01:09:01
Steve-O
but You going continue reading it or you just done?
01:09:02
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:09:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
it is um It's basically a a chase scene. It's a chase, the entire book. And there's really not a lot of substance to it, plot-wise. like Not much happens, issue to issue. But now, 15 issues in, we're kind of getting into the meat of everything. um Yeah, it's taking a long time.
01:09:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Taking a long time to get it.
01:09:31
Steve-O
it's the thing about the flash i always say slow burn
01:09:36
GoldenSiracha
So you're not like done it.
01:09:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Never said that.
01:09:37
HANGINHAWGS
who's writing Who's writing that one?
01:09:37
GoldenSiracha
You're just you're just caught up on it.
01:09:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Lemire.
01:09:41
HANGINHAWGS
Lemire? Jeff Lemire?
01:09:42
Steve-O
oh damn i like jeff lemire
01:09:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
believe. i It's good. it's It's just hard to compare to absolute Batman, absolute Wonder Woman, absolute Martian Manhunter. Those are the tier.
01:09:54
Steve-O
Okay.
01:09:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Right? I'd say this is
01:09:55
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:09:57
HANGINHAWGS
DCKO is A tier?
01:09:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
DC KO A tier. Oh, well, there's Batman and Deadpool. That's like SS tier.
01:10:06
Steve-O
SS tier.
01:10:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's fucking Batman and Deadpool. What are you talking about here, bro?
01:10:11
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, i love how, yeah, isn't that funny that the top selling Marvel comic of 2025 is a DC comic?
01:10:19
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:10:20
HANGINHAWGS
That's got to feel good, right?
01:10:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's like seven of them, by the way.
01:10:22
HANGINHAWGS
you're If you're Disney, that's got to feel pretty good if you're Disney, right?
01:10:24
Steve-O
There's Batman and Deadpool, Deadpool and Batman. Bat-dead and dead...
01:10:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Dead bad, dog.
01:10:30
Steve-O
and
01:10:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
And you know what? They fight and in Deadpool is making quirks and quips and who knows what else. And Batman's like, you think I'm not used to that? I have fight the Joker for a living.
01:10:41
Steve-O
I like the Jogu every day.
01:10:43
HANGINHAWGS
You think I'm not used to that?
01:10:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hey, oh.
01:10:46
HANGINHAWGS
You think I'm not used to that?
01:10:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
think I'm not used to that?
01:10:48
HANGINHAWGS
Yo, Adrian.
01:10:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm not used to the Joker.
01:10:50
HANGINHAWGS
Yo, Adrian.
01:10:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
I read that too.
01:10:55
GoldenSiracha
Realistically, though, how would Batman beat Deadpool?
01:10:58
Steve-O
Dude, I saw him beat a fucking a monster in a fucking sports stadium.
01:11:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, they're not they're not um they're not fighting each other. They're they're teamed up.
01:11:06
GoldenSiracha
Oh, OK.
01:11:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry,
01:11:08
Steve-O
Oh, boo.
01:11:08
GoldenSiracha
OK.
01:11:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
guys.
01:11:10
Steve-O
They got to fight at some point.
01:11:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry, guys.
01:11:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:11:11
Steve-O
at some point.
01:11:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Didn't mean to break that one, did you? I'm also reading Matt Fraction's Batman.
01:11:14
GoldenSiracha
That one.
01:11:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
I started reading that too.
01:11:17
Steve-O
Okay.
01:11:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's good. That's good. That's good. i like it.
01:11:24
GoldenSiracha
OK. Does every page remind you though, that you're like, I like it, but what if he was six, nine and 420 pounds? Would it be better?
01:11:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
I can neither confirm nor deny that.
01:11:36
GoldenSiracha
Okay. Okay.
01:11:37
Steve-O
What if they beef up this Batman?
01:11:39
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. What if that bad man is always thinking it's little bit more beefy.
01:11:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, I can confirm it. I can confirm that.
01:11:43
Steve-O
That was a clip of Method Man talking about Absolute Batman, right?
01:11:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, listen, everybody gets the vibe here when they read this book.
01:11:47
GoldenSiracha
Oh yeah, dude. That was sick.
01:11:51
Steve-O
We're all on board. I think it's really hard to kind of express to people who aren't in the comic book, like Zeitgeist, because like you feel kind of dumb just being like, what if Batman was poor and big?
01:12:04
Steve-O
And like, that's hard to kind of like, just like say that to someone, but also like, that's also such ah an easy selling point too.
01:12:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:12:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
And and ah open it's opening up a lot of doors in how you can how you can create Gotham, how you can tell the story of Gotham. Because I also read the origin of the Joker and in the Absolute Joker.
01:12:28
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:12:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I also read the or the arc m Absolute Arkham story as well recently. And the world that they're creating is really...
01:12:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's it's the same world, but it's different. you know like it's Like I said, it's it's reminiscent of something else, but it's also refreshing because it's a darker, sadder, weirder take on the the the Gotham world, which is, you didn't think it could go any further, but I think Scott Snyder has taken it there.
01:13:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's modernizing it. He's making it more... scary and hopeless too like that's a big part of all of these absolute books there's a deep dark hate and hopelessness and sadness behind everything that's kind of interesting and it fits the times doesn't it
01:13:22
Steve-O
I mean,
01:13:26
Steve-O
that's what happens when you're God's apocalypse, right?
01:13:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
i guess yes but it's also very present oppression rather it's it's uh fits the time unfortunately it's a hard sell nowadays isn't it and you know it's not just absolute Batman but it's like absolute Superman which I'm also I'm starting to read that and get through it which I like I think a little bit more than the flash.
01:13:39
Steve-O
It's yeah, it's very much a time of like. These heroes fit right in because, you know, reading about a billionaire philanthropist like helping people. I'm like, this is such bullshit.
01:13:55
Steve-O
Like. It's a real hard sell nowadays.
01:14:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
um It's all about taking down a billion dollar, trillion dollar corporation, the Lazarus corporation.
01:14:16
Steve-O
Okay.
01:14:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's It's, it's about Superman is fighting and for the the, the, the, you know, the poor in this, the, the middle class, the people, the downtrodden, the slaves of modern culture.
01:14:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like that's, that's the Superman that is in the absolute universe. And that's really awesome.
01:14:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:14:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's, that's fun to read too. And it fits like we, we have a lot of characters that are fighting against forces that are relatable in our world.
01:14:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
So I think that's why apps, the absolute modern, modern problems, modern,
01:14:56
HANGINHAWGS
Modern.
01:15:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
big issues with our society that they're trying to tackle with their superpowers and they're horribly outgunned.
01:15:10
Steve-O
They're doing it.
01:15:10
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:15:11
Steve-O
They're doing their best.
01:15:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're doing it. They're, they're trying, you know, great, great series. Really love it.
01:15:18
Steve-O
Every time I get an update on my phone, I'm like, oh, I need to read them. I need to read them.
01:15:22
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. Yeah, I'm like a couple issues behind, yeah.
01:15:24
Steve-O
They're piling up, though. i
01:15:26
GoldenSiracha
I'm still trying to finish that one Batman story.
01:15:30
Steve-O
Dude, you just got quit, man. you just got to give it up to you.
01:15:32
HANGINHAWGS
my god, dude.
01:15:32
GoldenSiracha
john Dude, I honestly, I make it like two pages a night because I just get sleepy.
01:15:32
HANGINHAWGS
You just need to know when to quit, Devin. Bro. Devin, come on, man.
01:15:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
i read I've been reading at the gym. That's my primary place. I'll get a few pages in, do a rep, um do set, probably.
01:15:47
HANGINHAWGS
That's like me. I haven't, with my James Bond marathon, fucking Sam put a
01:15:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Should
01:15:53
HANGINHAWGS
forking that early.
01:15:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
we put the kibosh on it?
Mission Impossible Series and Film Enjoyment
01:15:56
Steve-O
Mission Impossible.
01:15:56
HANGINHAWGS
She's like, oh, yeah.
01:15:56
GoldenSiracha
Well, she's like, what if we watched a good series instead?
01:15:57
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, the day the day the day the ah the snow came, she's like, like um i think I'm going to watch Mission Impossible. I'm like, yeah, you are?
01:16:07
Steve-O
um bowbo battleboundow
01:16:09
HANGINHAWGS
i was like, shit. Well, I guess I'm watching it too then.
01:16:12
Steve-O
but
01:16:12
GoldenSiracha
we're like, you know can we watch the one with that good that good song in it?
01:16:13
HANGINHAWGS
I think she...
01:16:16
HANGINHAWGS
She was... Dude, she was waiting for the She was waiting for fucking...
01:16:19
GoldenSiracha
Biscuit.
01:16:21
HANGINHAWGS
um the Henry Cavill one, because she always she's seen all the memes of him reloading his arms and growing a beard in real time.
01:16:24
Steve-O
oh
01:16:27
GoldenSiracha
Oh, man. Was that five in, though?
01:16:31
Steve-O
That's five in.
01:16:31
HANGINHAWGS
she law as She loves him.
01:16:31
Steve-O
That's after Ghost Protocol, right?
01:16:33
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, just like ah just like I predicted, she loved fucking Philip Seymour Hoffman, as everybody does.
01:16:38
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, of course.
01:16:40
HANGINHAWGS
He's the best character in the whole series.
01:16:42
Steve-O
Do it, Devin.
01:16:44
GoldenSiracha
I'm going to hurt her.
01:16:45
HANGINHAWGS
one order
01:16:45
GoldenSiracha
I'm going to hurt her.
01:16:46
HANGINHAWGS
But ah the last last couple nights, we we watched Ghost Protocol, which she loved, obviously.
01:16:52
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, another fucking banger.
01:16:53
HANGINHAWGS
interesting tidbit I think I brought this up to you Devin but Chris did you know that Benji was initially written to be played by Ricky Gervais and he couldn't do it
01:17:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:17:05
GoldenSiracha
i so I saw that.
01:17:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:17:07
GoldenSiracha
I didn't know that, but I saw that article a few weeks, like ah a week ago.
01:17:09
HANGINHAWGS
that character would like imagine think about all the dead characters that we've had in all these movie series that
01:17:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
He wouldn't have done any more.
01:17:19
HANGINHAWGS
That's what i'm saying.
01:17:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
He would have done...
01:17:19
HANGINHAWGS
we would have had We wouldn't have had Benji for the rest of the series if if that was the case. It's
01:17:24
Steve-O
It's such an upgrade. They they really did get a glow up.
01:17:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:17:28
HANGINHAWGS
like, what? Yeah, I think i think Sam might might like Mission Impossible more than me. I don't i don't know. Jury's still out.
01:17:39
HANGINHAWGS
But she like every like we watched Ghost Protocol. She was like, this one's your favorite one. I'm like, um'm like listen.
01:17:44
GoldenSiracha
Maybe.
01:17:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
think I think anybody, I do think that anybody who watches the Mission Impossible movies needs to watch that Scientology documentary that came out with the Mission Impossible 2 theme.
01:17:47
HANGINHAWGS
I'm like...
01:17:55
HANGINHAWGS
No. No. now
01:17:58
Steve-O
that just That just lands somewhere in the watch.
01:17:59
HANGINHAWGS
No.
01:18:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it does. With Tom Cruise talking about crazy he
01:18:03
Steve-O
Did he do that?
01:18:05
HANGINHAWGS
I think, uh, Devin, I think Rogue Nation's her favorite, she said.
01:18:09
GoldenSiracha
Rogue Nation? Is that after Fallout?
01:18:11
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. No, it's the one before Fallout, so it's Ilsa's first, um...
01:18:17
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:18:18
HANGINHAWGS
It's the one where he's gotta fuckin' hold his breath for, like, three minutes in real life, in Underwater.
01:18:22
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Okay.
01:18:25
HANGINHAWGS
Which I'm like, alright, I guess.
01:18:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
To each their own.
01:18:26
HANGINHAWGS
You know?
01:18:27
Steve-O
did that
01:18:28
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. You know?
01:18:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm a ghost protocol boy.
01:18:31
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I told her. i'm like I'm like, objectively, I think Fallout's probably the best one.
01:18:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Live and die.
01:18:35
HANGINHAWGS
but But Ghost Protocol will always be my favorite one. It's just the ah most fun.
01:18:39
Steve-O
Ghost Protocol lit the flame.
01:18:39
GoldenSiracha
Did you, finish did you finish? Did you finish all of them?
01:18:43
HANGINHAWGS
We just have the two the last two now.
01:18:44
GoldenSiracha
Are you?
01:18:45
HANGINHAWGS
We have dead reckon or Final Reckoning and Dead Reckoning now.
01:18:45
GoldenSiracha
Oh,
01:18:48
GoldenSiracha
Damn. Those are...
01:18:49
Steve-O
Oh, Dan, you're at the goon coffin.
01:18:50
HANGINHAWGS
um'm like fine I'm like, Dead Reckoning's actually pretty good.
01:18:53
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, Final Reckoning.
01:18:53
HANGINHAWGS
Final Reckoning is like kind of disappointing, but the stunt that one is absolutely insane. A couple of them, actually, because you got the the submarine scene and the.
01:19:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:19:03
GoldenSiracha
Was Rogue Nation the one with the airplane?
01:19:08
HANGINHAWGS
And the beginning, yeah, yeah.
01:19:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, where he's got to hang on to the door.
01:19:10
GoldenSiracha
God. Fuck it.
01:19:11
HANGINHAWGS
That's so sick.
01:19:12
GoldenSiracha
That one's insane, dude.
01:19:12
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. Benji Benji opens the wrong door and he's like, it's the wrong door.
01:19:16
GoldenSiracha
What?
01:19:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
He had to wear a specialized contact so his eyes wouldn't detach from his retinas while he was holding on to the plane of the door.
01:19:24
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:19:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Door the plane.
01:19:26
HANGINHAWGS
I'm such a fucking weirdo. I'm like, this is real, Sam. Do you understand what you're watching right now? Like, there's no green.
01:19:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ha ha ha.
01:19:32
HANGINHAWGS
I'm like, he's really doing a halo jump right now. Like that. I was explaining to I'm like, there's a, there's and a professional jumper that jumped right before him with the camera pointing at, pointing it at him and filming him as he jumps out.
01:19:35
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:19:46
HANGINHAWGS
I'm like, you're watching stuff that we'll never see ever again in the history of mankind. I hope you realize that. was like, oh, he broke his foot there for real.
01:19:55
GoldenSiracha
Oh, man.
01:19:55
HANGINHAWGS
His foot actually broke. yeah
01:19:57
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. It's like when I watch Lord the Rings.
01:19:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Cost production, $60 million.
01:20:01
HANGINHAWGS
No, but and you know, you know, Chris, you know, Chris, and like the, some of the things she says is like, well, I guess it's too, she's like, it's too bad that, you know, it's fucking, he's a weirdo. He's a weirdo Scientologist.
01:20:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's
01:20:12
HANGINHAWGS
I'm like, I know you don't have to keep bringing it up, but dude, like, uh,
01:20:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
really hard to detach that fact.
01:20:20
HANGINHAWGS
Devin, you'd appreciate this the pregnancy hormones. Like, every time lu Luther shows up, she just cries now. Like, every time he he just shows.
01:20:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:20:27
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, she just loves Luther.
01:20:28
GoldenSiracha
Why?
01:20:28
HANGINHAWGS
Like, who doesn't love Luther?
01:20:29
GoldenSiracha
oh just because she just liked him?
01:20:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because he passed away.
01:20:30
HANGINHAWGS
Because he's amazing, dude.
01:20:31
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:20:31
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, because he's the GOAT.
01:20:32
GoldenSiracha
Oh my god, is she gonna is she gonna handle the last one?
01:20:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
He died too.
01:20:34
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
01:20:37
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, dude. I don't know. I'm interested to see.
01:20:41
GoldenSiracha
She cries every time she shows.
01:20:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ethan, I'm going to die
01:20:43
HANGINHAWGS
Well, I mean, yeah, but I mean, because the, the you know.
01:20:45
GoldenSiracha
Ethan, you're my friend.
01:20:46
HANGINHAWGS
that
01:20:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Ethan, you're my friend. I know going to die.
01:20:49
HANGINHAWGS
No, because it's like,
01:20:49
GoldenSiracha
Ethan, it's okay. Yeah.
01:20:52
HANGINHAWGS
it's it's It's cool seeing them like all in a row again because like you're just like, oh, okay.
01:20:56
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:20:57
HANGINHAWGS
like if There's continuity there. you know like This is the only person Ethan trusted in the first movie, and he was right. like That was the the first big gamble was him trusting Luther, and it's paid off through all these movies so far.
01:21:07
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:21:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Can't trust...
01:21:13
HANGINHAWGS
So now you know if he shows up, you know if Luther shows up,
01:21:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Can't trust John Renaud, though. That
01:21:19
HANGINHAWGS
can't You can't trust any of those guys, dude. Not even Hotty Toddy.
01:21:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
guy. Mm-hmm.
01:21:24
HANGINHAWGS
What's her name? Claire? John Voight's wife in the first movie.
01:21:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:21:28
HANGINHAWGS
Couldn't even trust her. Spoilers.
01:21:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
lot of hot French ladies and in the Mission Impossible world.
01:21:33
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, yeah, and then we got fucking Peanut Gallery Owen, Gooner Gallery. Wow, she's beautiful.
01:21:38
GoldenSiracha
Oh, man.
01:21:39
HANGINHAWGS
like I'm like, bro, chill out.
01:21:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm.
01:21:40
GoldenSiracha
Like, you need to relax.
01:21:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm.
01:21:41
GoldenSiracha
need
01:21:45
HANGINHAWGS
He'll, like, stop. He's, like, playing with his Toy Story toys and then, like, Like we have the movie on and then he'll just stop and be like, wow, she's beautiful. I'm like, we know.
01:21:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like the Lay... like Hey, he's right with Lay Sanu. She's beautiful.
01:21:56
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:21:56
HANGINHAWGS
Oh man. Yeah, she is.
01:21:58
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, don't don't play Death Stranding, dude.
01:21:58
HANGINHAWGS
Isn't she?
01:22:01
GoldenSiracha
they'll be <unk>ll He'll be a Kojima sicko, dude.
01:22:04
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:22:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Why you think i have it?
01:22:04
HANGINHAWGS
So what do you think, Devin? Should I, should I, should I, should I do the, the, the Daniel Craig bond movies with Sam next?
01:22:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whipping it out every time.
01:22:11
HANGINHAWGS
See if she likes these more.
01:22:13
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
01:22:14
HANGINHAWGS
That's, cause I do think Casino Royale clears at all of these movies.
01:22:16
GoldenSiracha
Because it's not as and it's not as in
01:22:18
Steve-O
That's a great, that's an excellent movie.
01:22:19
GoldenSiracha
yeah it's not as intense as as to be like, we need to watch all 28 James Bond movies.
01:22:26
HANGINHAWGS
No, but I'm like, you know, like Ilsa Fowl shows up, she's MI6, and I'm like, dude, James Bond's MI6. So it would have been cool to see him just show up. Like, not even like ah him shaking hands with Ethan Hunt, but like just maybe him walking down a hallway or something. You just see him.
01:22:41
HANGINHAWGS
That would have been cool, I think.
01:22:42
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Well, you know what?
01:22:43
Steve-O
Get that one cameo.
01:22:44
HANGINHAWGS
Missed opportunity, man.
01:22:46
GoldenSiracha
Hey, hey, maybe if Amazon bought them a little sooner, we could have made something happen.
01:22:51
Steve-O
That's the thing. You don't even need to name them You can just have
01:22:53
HANGINHAWGS
Dude, Henry Cavill...
01:22:54
Steve-O
it
01:22:55
HANGINHAWGS
Devin, Henry Cavill so Devin-coded in Fallout.
01:23:00
GoldenSiracha
In in life.
01:23:00
HANGINHAWGS
like
01:23:01
GoldenSiracha
Oh,
01:23:02
HANGINHAWGS
but he's such a Warhammer character in Mission Impossible. like He must have loved playing that that that role, dude.
01:23:06
GoldenSiracha
I know. Oh,
01:23:11
GoldenSiracha
I was legitimately bummed out.
01:23:11
HANGINHAWGS
Because it's all... i Oh, that he ate it at the end?
01:23:15
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. And he eats a good...
01:23:16
HANGINHAWGS
i mean, same with the same with ah Philip Seymour Hoffman's character, too, though.
01:23:17
GoldenSiracha
he He's a guy great. I know, but like... Because cause it's like he's... You think he's like on the team and then he's not. And then he melts his face and then I'm like, oh my God, he's going to be like a returning villain.
01:23:31
GoldenSiracha
And then he definitely...
01:23:31
HANGINHAWGS
He's gonna be a Bond villain.
01:23:33
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like I was like, oh shit, you we're going to see him again.
01:23:34
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:23:36
GoldenSiracha
And then...
01:23:37
HANGINHAWGS
And he's gonna have fucking half a face.
01:23:37
GoldenSiracha
now And then he just ate a fucking hook in the mouth, which is like, honestly, in terms of in terms of how how villain deaths go, I think that's up there.
01:23:48
HANGINHAWGS
yeah Villanueva oh not not Philip Seymour Hoffman eating a fucking Ford F-150 grill to the to the face in Mission Impossible 3
01:23:57
GoldenSiracha
i mean, how how how how aggressively do they show? I can't remember him dying in that.
01:24:02
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know it's not that but it's not like it's not like
01:24:03
GoldenSiracha
That's what i'll saying. Like, the hook death is is pretty graphic considering...
01:24:08
HANGINHAWGS
oh definitely she doesn't need Sam hasn't even seen Hayley Atwell's character yet either so she's gonna I think she's gonna like the next one too
01:24:13
GoldenSiracha
Oh, man, dude. I remember ah i I texted.
01:24:19
HANGINHAWGS
mean that Owen's gonna like her.
01:24:20
GoldenSiracha
No, dude, I texted yeah ah Chris this when I rewatched it like recently. I just I just hit a pen. i hit the pen and I watched that movie. And there was a moment where like.
01:24:34
GoldenSiracha
She just like stares at Tom, but she's staring at the camera. So she's staring like at you.
01:24:38
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, in the car scene.
01:24:39
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, and I got, like, aggressively turned on.
01:24:40
HANGINHAWGS
love.
01:24:44
GoldenSiracha
i was like, oh, my God. i was like, I would die for this woman. I was like, holy shit.
01:24:44
HANGINHAWGS
and love
01:24:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wait, who's this? What are you talking about?
01:24:50
GoldenSiracha
Hayley Atwell in in in a Dead Reckoning.
01:24:51
HANGINHAWGS
Hayley Atwell's character.
01:24:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
You texted me this
01:24:55
GoldenSiracha
I texted you. I was like, dude, I'm, like, so turned on right now.
01:24:58
HANGINHAWGS
Wait, you might have texted me that.
01:24:59
GoldenSiracha
Maybe it was John. Maybe it was John.
01:25:01
HANGINHAWGS
Maybe you texted me that.
01:25:01
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I texted somebody. i was like, i am so in love with this woman.
01:25:06
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I have it right here.
01:25:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
this?
01:25:07
HANGINHAWGS
I have the receipt.
01:25:08
GoldenSiracha
Okay, yeah, yeah, good.
01:25:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have i have i have i have one ah one thing I noticed about her, though, Devin.
01:25:11
HANGINHAWGS
Where is it?
01:25:14
GoldenSiracha
Don't ruin this.
01:25:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
I am going to ruin it a little.
01:25:15
GoldenSiracha
What? You can't.
01:25:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
going to ruin a little.
01:25:18
GoldenSiracha
You can't. You can't.
01:25:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Her eyes are very close together.
01:25:19
GoldenSiracha
Okay. it's Good.
01:25:21
Steve-O
Oh, you're never not going to see that now, though.
01:25:21
HANGINHAWGS
Ready?
01:25:22
GoldenSiracha
Good.
01:25:22
HANGINHAWGS
Ready?
01:25:23
GoldenSiracha
Easier to paint.
01:25:23
HANGINHAWGS
Saturday. Ready, Devon? Saturday, May 24th, 2025 at tiny yellow Fiat.
01:25:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Looks like she's got one eye.
01:25:32
HANGINHAWGS
I'd be dead. be dead.
01:25:33
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
01:25:34
HANGINHAWGS
dude haley at while staring in my eyes in a tiny yellow fiat
01:25:39
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, dude.
01:25:40
Steve-O
Oh my
01:25:40
HANGINHAWGS
i'd be dead
01:25:41
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, she would fucking, she killed me.
01:25:41
HANGINHAWGS
i'd be dead
01:25:45
GoldenSiracha
So when you rewatch it, just be like, yeah, this is, you can tell Sam.
01:25:47
Steve-O
That's the scene.
01:25:48
HANGINHAWGS
This is the scene where Devin questioned his relationship with ah with an actual person.
01:25:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, Devin, Devin fully gooned out during this scene.
01:25:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
01:25:54
GoldenSiracha
Cause I was, yeah, I almost almost, I almost texted Haley Atwell.
01:25:54
HANGINHAWGS
devin broke Devin almost broke up with his fiance over this fictional character.
01:25:59
Steve-O
po to the movie.
01:26:00
GoldenSiracha
Said, hey, I just, I just want to let you know you're gorgeous and I would leave my entire life for you.
01:26:02
HANGINHAWGS
His shot is shot. Devin shot his shot.
01:26:07
Steve-O
Hey, hey, good movie. A good movie, babe.
01:26:10
GoldenSiracha
What's your Twitter account?
01:26:12
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, which really slid into Hayley Atwell's DMs.
01:26:15
GoldenSiracha
If I was like fame, dude, that's why I can never be like rich and famous.
Film Ratings and Criticism Systems
01:26:20
GoldenSiracha
Like imagine if you actually, i don't, let's not, we don't have to go.
01:26:20
HANGINHAWGS
Because you'd be on the Epstein list like me like immediately.
01:26:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
You beat. You'd be called...
01:26:26
GoldenSiracha
we don't have to go the nuclear option here.
01:26:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah but Devin would be the sex pest of Hollywood.
01:26:31
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, man.
01:26:31
GoldenSiracha
i'm just I'm just saying, like, if we if we were in similar circles, I would yo, I'm just saying, like, I will leave my my producer wife for you right now.
01:26:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
He'd be hitting everybody up.
01:26:41
GoldenSiracha
And then she'd cancel me years later.
01:26:43
HANGINHAWGS
You're
01:26:45
GoldenSiracha
I'm like, you're gorgeous. What do you want me to do? You're gorgeous.
01:26:47
HANGINHAWGS
gorgeous. You're gorgeous.
01:26:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sex pest Kopech does it again.
01:26:53
HANGINHAWGS
Sex pack.
01:26:53
GoldenSiracha
a That's the...
01:26:53
HANGINHAWGS
Go back.
01:26:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:26:56
HANGINHAWGS
Six Devin.
01:26:57
GoldenSiracha
It's all true.
01:26:58
Steve-O
Six, seven.
01:26:59
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that's my response. sick like It's not.
01:27:02
Steve-O
Gets him out of anything.
01:27:05
GoldenSiracha
It's 2020. It's already over, I think, right?
01:27:08
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. We've all moved on from six, to seven.
01:27:09
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I think we've already moved on, so...
01:27:11
HANGINHAWGS
You guys update your letterbox? I signed up for it and I got
01:27:14
Steve-O
Yo!
01:27:16
HANGINHAWGS
And I got really intimidated. I'm like, oh, God, I've seen all these movies already. five It's either a five or a zero for me, every movie that I watch.
01:27:23
Steve-O
Make that your thing. Make that your thing. Five or zero. No in between.
01:27:26
HANGINHAWGS
it's ah It's either a masterpiece or it's absolute garbage to me.
01:27:29
Steve-O
What's your name on there?
01:27:31
HANGINHAWGS
I think it's just John Suarez.
01:27:34
GoldenSiracha
It's just John.
01:27:37
HANGINHAWGS
um Give me a movie, Chris. I'll letterbox it for you.
01:27:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, um, hmm. i Uh, let's do Twisted Pear.
01:27:50
HANGINHAWGS
Never seen it.
01:27:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, put it on there.
01:27:52
HANGINHAWGS
Zero. No, i no, give Give me a movie.
01:27:53
Steve-O
Zero. um
01:27:55
HANGINHAWGS
I'll give you the Letterboxd review.
01:27:58
Steve-O
Oh, for your review of event
01:27:59
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, just give me any movie. No, no, I'll...
01:28:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, your, your movie. Uh, 7-10.
01:28:02
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
01:28:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Start, start early.
01:28:04
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, come on, that man.
01:28:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Start good, start You gave it a 7 out of 5?
01:28:06
HANGINHAWGS
Seven? Can I give it a seven out of five?
01:28:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
you gave it a seven out of five
01:28:10
HANGINHAWGS
No, no. Could I?
01:28:10
Steve-O
it? One for each samurai.
01:28:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:28:12
HANGINHAWGS
No, give me one that's hard.
01:28:13
HANGINHAWGS
Because in my mind right now, every movie I've seen is either a five or a zero on Letterboxd. ah Give me a movie that...
01:28:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Triple X.
01:28:21
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
01:28:22
Steve-O
Wow, wow, wow.
01:28:23
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:28:24
HANGINHAWGS
Zero! Zero.
01:28:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're giving it a zero? Okay.
01:28:27
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, give me another one.
01:28:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. Okay.
01:28:29
GoldenSiracha
ah Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises.
01:28:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
okay
01:28:32
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
01:28:33
Steve-O
Toy Story 4. Okay.
01:28:36
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, man, zero.
01:28:38
Steve-O
I'm into this.
01:28:38
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:28:38
Steve-O
I like this.
01:28:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
why is it only zero uh mad max fury road five out of five wow okay all day
01:28:41
Steve-O
okay no i'm into this i like this
01:28:46
HANGINHAWGS
Five? Yeah, all day.
01:28:53
HANGINHAWGS
Give me one, Devin. yeah I know you're thinking of one. trying to try to You're trying to break me, Devin.
01:28:55
GoldenSiracha
I'm trying to think of one that would trip you up. Yeah.
01:28:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
creditor five
01:28:58
HANGINHAWGS
You're not going to break me. Predator 5. Easy. That one is easy.
01:29:03
GoldenSiracha
Terminator 3.
01:29:06
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
01:29:06
GoldenSiracha
Fuck. It's too easy.
01:29:07
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:29:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Terminator 1.
01:29:10
HANGINHAWGS
Five. I love Terminator 1.
01:29:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's just going to fall He's going to fall 5s.
01:29:13
HANGINHAWGS
I love that movie.
01:29:13
Steve-O
yeah
01:29:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's going to fall
01:29:15
HANGINHAWGS
I love Terminator 1.
01:29:17
HANGINHAWGS
I love the hell out that movie.
01:29:18
GoldenSiracha
Uh... ah
01:29:20
HANGINHAWGS
ah The scene where he's doing surgery on his own face, I think, was way ahead of its time.
01:29:23
GoldenSiracha
yeah You know, John, ah Anaconda.
01:29:27
HANGINHAWGS
the The first one?
01:29:27
GoldenSiracha
thank you but Yeah, yeah, the first one.
01:29:29
HANGINHAWGS
The original Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez and Jon Voight?
01:29:30
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yes, yes.
01:29:32
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:29:32
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
01:29:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
5s. He's going to fall
01:29:36
GoldenSiracha
Fucking...
01:29:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Punch Drunk Love.
01:29:39
GoldenSiracha
Ooh.
01:29:40
HANGINHAWGS
i haven't actually seen that.
01:29:40
GoldenSiracha
Come on.
01:29:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Really?
01:29:41
GoldenSiracha
Oh, all right. Zero, then.
01:29:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Really?
01:29:42
HANGINHAWGS
I've only seen the PSH scene. Yeah, steve ah we got Steve O'Rourke, so it's zero what to kill.
01:29:48
GoldenSiracha
Zero. Zero.
01:29:49
Steve-O
it' like you know It's a Automatic zero.
01:29:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh Fuck, man.
01:29:52
HANGINHAWGS
Well, I guess maybe, yeah, could i could you could you make MFK a five-star rating system? Like, is it just five, three, or zero at that point?
01:30:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Kinda.
01:30:01
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but then we added good sit and that really threw it off.
01:30:02
Steve-O
was like It was like one, three, and five.
01:30:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Good sit is like 3.5 or
01:30:06
HANGINHAWGS
I'm not going to I don't like the good sit sub-rating.
01:30:09
Steve-O
You think the good sit is cowardly?
01:30:12
HANGINHAWGS
I think it ruins the integrity of our of our rating system, to be honest.
01:30:15
Steve-O
Well, you know what? why don't Okay, so we'll do the good sit. Good sit will be for Devin's reviews. For John, we get rid of the fuck section.
01:30:22
GoldenSiracha
Whoa.
01:30:23
Steve-O
It's just marry or kill.
01:30:24
HANGINHAWGS
It's just Mary for him.
01:30:24
GoldenSiracha
whoa
01:30:28
HANGINHAWGS
MK.
01:30:28
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:29
HANGINHAWGS
MK. And it's and that dev is just every movie's a fuck.
01:30:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
down, baby.
01:30:34
HANGINHAWGS
Every movie's like, it's good enough.
01:30:36
GoldenSiracha
good good sick good' said now Yeah,
01:30:36
Steve-O
yeah
01:30:38
HANGINHAWGS
How about, give me one that'll that'll twist me up, man.
01:30:40
Steve-O
Nothing but trouble.
01:30:41
HANGINHAWGS
Give me a I've never seen it.
01:30:43
Steve-O
Yeah, you did. We watched at your house. It's the one with Dan Aykroyd with the penis nose.
01:30:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
who plays eight different characters, and he has a pianist as Judd.
01:30:49
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, god damn it. God damn it. Well, obviously it's a zero.
01:30:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Damn, I love that movie.
01:30:54
HANGINHAWGS
I don't even remember watching this movie. I remember it now, but I don't even remember the title.
01:30:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love that movie.
01:30:58
Steve-O
I guess we got to rewatch it.
01:30:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love that
01:31:00
GoldenSiracha
i
01:31:00
HANGINHAWGS
don't remember the title.
01:31:00
Steve-O
Put it up to a five.
01:31:01
HANGINHAWGS
Ooh,
01:31:01
GoldenSiracha
i had Happy Gilmore.
01:31:06
HANGINHAWGS
that's actually a zero.
01:31:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
movie. I love that
01:31:09
Steve-O
Okay, okay.
01:31:10
HANGINHAWGS
No, just about think about because like that's it.
01:31:12
GoldenSiracha
No, it's fucked up.
01:31:12
HANGINHAWGS
If this is helping you select the next movie, that's fine.
01:31:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
movie.
01:31:16
Steve-O
You know, I like how definitive he is about this.
01:31:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
but I know, there is something to it
01:31:19
Steve-O
how about How about the green knight, John?
01:31:19
GoldenSiracha
Ooh, yeah.
01:31:21
Steve-O
The green knight.
01:31:22
GoldenSiracha
oh yeah
01:31:23
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, that's actually a good one. Oh, man.
01:31:29
HANGINHAWGS
the The one thing I remember about the green night is slipping in the shower when I got home because it was COVID time. So I took a shower when I got home and I slipped in the shower and cut my hand open and had to go to urgent care.
01:31:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
it. Oh my god.
01:31:42
HANGINHAWGS
So zero.
01:31:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh my god.
01:31:43
HANGINHAWGS
So zero.
01:31:43
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:31:43
Steve-O
Zero! yeah ah
01:31:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
perhaps
01:31:46
GoldenSiracha
Sure. Yeah.
01:31:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah um Heat by Michael Mann.
01:31:51
HANGINHAWGS
Five?
01:31:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Alright.
01:31:52
HANGINHAWGS
Come on, dude.
01:31:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fuck.
01:31:56
HANGINHAWGS
well what would you give Heat, Chris?
01:31:56
GoldenSiracha
Uh,
01:31:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
I give it a five.
01:31:58
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. um would you Give me something that you would give the two or three.
01:32:04
GoldenSiracha
uh, what about, uh, uh, Oh God. Fuck. I can't think of the movie. Um,
01:32:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
hall that Halloween. The new Halloween. The remake
01:32:16
HANGINHAWGS
The Rob Zombie one?
01:32:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
no me danny mcbride written yes
01:32:20
Steve-O
The first of the new trilogy.
01:32:25
HANGINHAWGS
zero oh it's only because the originals of five so i can't equate them can't be the same
01:32:26
GoldenSiracha
Uh, begonia.
01:32:32
GoldenSiracha
Wait, no, no, I'm sorry. You didn't see begonia.
01:32:35
Steve-O
And I know you you own Halloween, so.
01:32:35
GoldenSiracha
Eddington.
01:32:37
Steve-O
Okay,
01:32:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
eddington's a five
01:32:39
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Is that any 10 to five?
01:32:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
these
01:32:39
HANGINHAWGS
addington's five all day yeah all day
01:32:40
GoldenSiracha
Bo was afraid.
01:32:41
Steve-O
good.
01:32:41
GoldenSiracha
Is that a five?
01:32:44
HANGINHAWGS
In the year 2045, it's a five, yeah.
01:32:48
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:32:48
HANGINHAWGS
So right now it's still zero because we're not mature enough as a society to understand that movie yet.
01:32:49
GoldenSiracha
Uh, but right now it's zero. Hmm.
01:32:55
HANGINHAWGS
But in 19 years, we'll get there, I think.
01:32:59
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
01:32:59
HANGINHAWGS
I think we'll get there as the human race. Yeah.
01:33:03
Steve-O
um one last round. One last round of movies.
01:33:04
GoldenSiracha
I could do this dude.
01:33:05
Steve-O
And then we got to move on to trailers and and news.
01:33:06
GoldenSiracha
Two more hours. really?
01:33:08
Steve-O
ah John, what about the Lego Batman movie?
01:33:14
Steve-O
It's nine year anniversaries today, I think.
01:33:14
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, man.
01:33:16
Steve-O
Okay.
01:33:17
HANGINHAWGS
I know, but it's a Lego movie, so it's got to be a zero. ah can't.
01:33:21
Steve-O
okay
01:33:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
that's It's definitive.
01:33:22
GoldenSiracha
whoa really
01:33:23
HANGINHAWGS
Like, i can't I can't. There can't be a world where i where i I'm like, oh, i Seven Samurais, my favorite movie, and also Lego Batman is also of the same rating.
01:33:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's definitive.
01:33:31
GoldenSiracha
What about the Lego movie? The the best of the Lego movie.
01:33:34
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
01:33:35
Steve-O
Dude, he said Lego movie. Just any Lego movie is a zero.
01:33:37
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:33:41
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
01:33:43
Steve-O
i want to i want to go again. i want to go again. Hold on. Roll one more round.
01:33:47
HANGINHAWGS
One more round! is Mega Bonk. This is Steve's Mega Bonk right now.
01:33:52
Steve-O
This is my MegaVac.
01:33:52
HANGINHAWGS
yeah I can do one more round. One more round.
01:33:58
GoldenSiracha
This is bugging me. Because I feel like the only ones that are coming to my mind are like easy.
01:34:03
HANGINHAWGS
You're trying... Yeah, you you have to think of a movie that would would that would hurt me to give Zero that that I can't...
01:34:08
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:34:10
Steve-O
rocky balboa
01:34:13
HANGINHAWGS
Ooh...
01:34:15
GoldenSiracha
Oh, Rocky Balboa. So Rocky VI?
01:34:16
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, yeah. The Mason-Dixon line.
01:34:19
GoldenSiracha
Shit. Dude.
01:34:23
HANGINHAWGS
that This might be... This might actually be...
01:34:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's not about how hard you can hit.
01:34:27
HANGINHAWGS
This might actually...
01:34:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's about how hard you get hit and get back up. That's that line from...
01:34:33
GoldenSiracha
Keep going. It's how it is done.
01:34:36
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, because if you went with any of the Creed movies, they're all fives to me.
01:34:38
Steve-O
They're all fives. No, I agree.
01:34:39
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. And then Rocky 1, 2, and 4, 3... three Three, five, not Rocky four. Rocky one and Rocky two are also fives.
01:34:49
GoldenSiracha
Whoa, Rocky four is a ah zero.
01:34:52
HANGINHAWGS
I might be, yeah.
01:34:53
GoldenSiracha
You can go.
01:34:53
HANGINHAWGS
It's not a good movie, dude. But Rocky Balboa is an interesting one.
01:34:55
GoldenSiracha
You can go. Fuck you.
01:34:57
Steve-O
it's that It's that perfect middle right there.
01:34:58
GoldenSiracha
argus
01:35:01
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, so here, I'm going by my memory of the aura of the movie, okay? What year was that? Rocky Balboa, what year did that come out?
01:35:10
Steve-O
wanna say like 2006, 2007.
01:35:12
HANGINHAWGS
Something like that, right?
01:35:12
Steve-O
seven
01:35:13
HANGINHAWGS
So then, back then it was when my cousins were all within driving distance.
01:35:13
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:35:18
HANGINHAWGS
So every year, that came out around Thanksgiving, I think. And every year, we would go see it.
01:35:23
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:35:24
HANGINHAWGS
We would all pick a ah Thanksgiving movie. and me And me and my cousin Joey would just troll everybody and just pick. Like one year, we took like our 11-year-old cousin and everybody else. But our 11-year-old cousin or whatever at the time was very young. we went to go see The Road.
01:35:40
HANGINHAWGS
And it was it was funny to us because we brought, you know, somebody who wouldn't understand that movie to go watch The Road.
01:35:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Bye.
01:35:47
HANGINHAWGS
So that year, you know, everybody wants to see, forgot what movie. It was some fucking shit ass, like rom-com, like Christmas movie at the time.
01:35:58
HANGINHAWGS
My cousin Jeanette wanted to see that. And me and Joey were like, no, like this isn't a joke anymore. We're seeing Rocky Balboa. You can either come with us or you can stay home.
01:36:09
HANGINHAWGS
It's up to you.
01:36:09
GoldenSiracha
Yeah,
01:36:09
HANGINHAWGS
Like we, we gave her the ultimatum. She was like, fine, I'll go with, but she just, she did not want to see this movie. She was gripping her fucking seat at the, towards the end of that movie.
01:36:20
HANGINHAWGS
She cried. She like, you know, it completely turned, turned her around. Absolutely turned her around. Right.
01:36:29
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:36:31
GoldenSiracha
yeah dude, Rocky.
01:36:31
HANGINHAWGS
And she loved, and she loved it. She loved it.
01:36:33
GoldenSiracha
So, yeah, so that was a Christmas week because it was December 20th, 2006.
01:36:34
HANGINHAWGS
I have to get,
01:36:38
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:36:39
GoldenSiracha
I'm assuming your cousin wanted to watch the holiday with Jack Black and Cameron Diaz.
01:36:39
HANGINHAWGS
Christmas. So it was Christmas. Yeah. yep Yeah.
01:36:44
Steve-O
yeah
01:36:44
HANGINHAWGS
OK, you saw you saw if you saw it you saw what the movies that came out.
01:36:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:36:47
HANGINHAWGS
But yeah, so it was Christmas.
01:36:48
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:36:49
HANGINHAWGS
Nothing. It was Christmas. Yeah. And we we dragged her to the theater. We dragged her ass to the theater, watch Rocky Balboa kicking and screaming. And she ended up falling in love with with the movie.
01:37:03
HANGINHAWGS
I got to give a five.
01:37:03
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:37:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's got to give it a five.
01:37:05
Steve-O
That's five. Gotta give it a five.
01:37:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's got to, you got to give it a five and that, in that case.
01:37:08
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:37:08
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:37:09
GoldenSiracha
Shit, dude.
01:37:11
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I'm not basing any of these ratings on whether the movie was good or not. It was what happened to me. What was the canon event? That was my canon event.
01:37:22
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:37:22
HANGINHAWGS
Now she loves that movie.
01:37:22
GoldenSiracha
as
01:37:23
HANGINHAWGS
We talk about it whenever I see her.
01:37:24
GoldenSiracha
What about a failure to launch?
01:37:27
HANGINHAWGS
Never saw it.
01:37:28
GoldenSiracha
Damn it. That'd be a five.
01:37:28
Steve-O
You know what? We can call this segment on the show Hanging Hogg
01:37:33
HANGINHAWGS
Hanging hogs or stubby chubby?
01:37:34
Steve-O
We're stubby chubby.
01:37:35
HANGINHAWGS
Was it hanging hog or stubby chubby? yeah Yeah, maybe I'll do that. I'll just fuck it. That'll be my comment for each review.
01:37:44
GoldenSiracha
That like so that like sickens me that it sickens me that you can just kill or live.
01:37:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hang it hogs.
01:37:44
HANGINHAWGS
Jaws, hanging hog.
01:37:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
This movie hangs hogs.
01:37:50
GoldenSiracha
That you can do that with such...
01:37:53
HANGINHAWGS
Sorry, dude. I'm sorry, man.
01:37:54
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, it's just so callous.
01:37:56
HANGINHAWGS
Listen, in my mind, the scale...
01:37:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
You get that gut response.
01:38:00
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, the gut response.
01:38:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
01:38:02
GoldenSiracha
So Toy Story 4 is a kill, you said?
01:38:03
HANGINHAWGS
Spider-Man No Way Home, zero. Spider-Man No Way Home, zero.
01:38:07
Steve-O
Spider-Man 2.
01:38:08
HANGINHAWGS
Spider-Man 2, 5. 5.
01:38:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
There it is Spider-Man 1. Okay.
01:38:15
HANGINHAWGS
five I love Spider-Man 1.
01:38:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
All right.
01:38:17
HANGINHAWGS
The first Sam Raimi one.
01:38:17
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, Spider-Man one.
01:38:19
HANGINHAWGS
I love that movie.
01:38:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
All right.
01:38:22
HANGINHAWGS
I love Spider-Man 1.
01:38:23
GoldenSiracha
Free solo.
01:38:23
HANGINHAWGS
Spider-Man 3?
01:38:25
GoldenSiracha
What about free solo?
01:38:26
HANGINHAWGS
Free Solo? Come on, dude.
01:38:28
GoldenSiracha
What? i
01:38:30
HANGINHAWGS
If you're gonna do documentary, give me a good one.
01:38:30
GoldenSiracha
I mean.
01:38:33
GoldenSiracha
That's.
01:38:35
HANGINHAWGS
Give me one that'll turn my stomach. Like, Gates of... What is it called, Chris? Gates of Heaven?
01:38:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Gates of heaven.
01:38:42
Steve-O
Oh.
01:38:43
HANGINHAWGS
Or Heaven's Gate or whatever?
01:38:43
GoldenSiracha
Murderball. Murderball.
01:38:44
HANGINHAWGS
i have Not Heaven's Gate.
01:38:45
GoldenSiracha
Murderball.
01:38:45
Steve-O
How about how about dear Zachary?
01:38:46
HANGINHAWGS
Heaven's Gate the cult.
01:38:47
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:38:48
HANGINHAWGS
Dear Zachary 5, even though I'll never watch it again. Alright.
01:38:53
GoldenSiracha
The 2009 Star Trek movie.
01:38:58
HANGINHAWGS
What'd you say?
01:38:59
GoldenSiracha
The 2009 Star Trek movie with Chris Pine.
01:39:02
HANGINHAWGS
The first J.J. Abrams one?
01:39:04
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:05
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
01:39:07
GoldenSiracha
All right.
01:39:07
HANGINHAWGS
Sorry, Chris. I know that hurts you.
01:39:10
Steve-O
He's only got two ratings on his scale.
01:39:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
know.
01:39:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, at this point, you can't offend anybody because it's so binary.
01:39:13
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, like I only got two rated.
01:39:13
Steve-O
yeah
01:39:16
GoldenSiracha
It's a perfect movie.
01:39:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:39:18
GoldenSiracha
It's perfect.
01:39:21
Steve-O
This is perfect.
01:39:21
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, man.
01:39:22
Steve-O
It's perfect.
01:39:22
GoldenSiracha
It's perfect or garbage.
01:39:23
Steve-O
It's even in every way. right.
01:39:25
GoldenSiracha
ah
01:39:27
Steve-O
Well, we need start going through some of these trailers from, you know, just the week.
01:39:27
GoldenSiracha
yeah.
01:39:29
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:39:33
Steve-O
And there was bunch during the Super Bowl.
01:39:33
GoldenSiracha
Oh, there's some things.
01:39:35
Steve-O
ah
01:39:36
GoldenSiracha
Yes, news, some notable events.
01:39:37
Steve-O
um give us Give us some of the the info. Drop this on us.
01:39:40
HANGINHAWGS
you
01:39:41
GoldenSiracha
All right. All right. Let's fire it up. Let's fire it Let's fire it up. ah So there was a, well, we kind of talked about this. There was a Nintendo state of play.
01:39:51
GoldenSiracha
um a few notable things.
01:39:54
Steve-O
How fucking dare you?
01:39:55
GoldenSiracha
What?
01:39:56
Steve-O
Nintendo State of Play?
01:39:58
GoldenSiracha
Oh man, I'm sorry. Oh man. I'm crossing the streams here.
01:39:59
Steve-O
Wow.
01:39:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's
01:40:00
GoldenSiracha
I'm sorry. Uh,
01:40:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
all the same to Devin.
01:40:06
Steve-O
I'm excited for the PlayStation Direct later this week.
01:40:08
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, exactly. du maybe Maybe it will be good. um Yeah, no, there was a lot of just ports and stuff like that, but ah there was orbitals.
01:40:19
Steve-O
This looks cool.
01:40:19
GoldenSiracha
ah Yeah, this is the second look of it, but this is the ah a little deeper look.
01:40:21
Steve-O
Vibe-wise, it's cool.
01:40:24
GoldenSiracha
I think aesthetically it's kind of sick. And then there's ah fresh, fresh on Steve's fantasy critic pick, The Adventures of Elliot, The Millennium Tales.
01:40:34
Steve-O
I played the early demo of this a few months ago, like ah like last year, probably during the summer. um
01:40:41
GoldenSiracha
Oh, wow.
01:40:42
Steve-O
I thought visually it was cool.
01:40:42
GoldenSiracha
okay okay
01:40:44
Steve-O
It definitely like apes the, um the old school Zelda style. um But there was some stuff that could be tightened, but otherwise it's basically just one of those beautiful 2.5 D games that, you know, the Octopath team makes.
01:41:00
GoldenSiracha
I'm so mad they they still haven't done that with like a Final Fantasy.
01:41:05
Steve-O
You think it would be just like free to do, right?
01:41:05
GoldenSiracha
Just do it. I know.
01:41:08
Steve-O
Like just...
01:41:08
GoldenSiracha
I think they're afraid. They're afraid.
01:41:11
Steve-O
Which one would they do first?
01:41:14
GoldenSiracha
I mean, you would think maybe just the first one, but don't know. Just do fucking, just do six. Just do six.
01:41:22
Steve-O
I think six would be the slam dunk.
01:41:23
GoldenSiracha
Six, I think, would look the coolest.
01:41:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:24
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:41:26
Steve-O
think you agree.
01:41:26
GoldenSiracha
But I get it. um
01:41:29
Steve-O
There wasn't really anything else, I'll be honest. Like...
01:41:31
GoldenSiracha
Oh, at that direct.
01:41:33
Steve-O
Yeah, they ended on, ah what was that? ah The Bethesda.
01:41:35
GoldenSiracha
but there's a Pragmata demo, right?
01:41:37
Steve-O
They did announce Pragmata demo across the board. I think it's on like, you know, PC, PlayStation, Xbox and Switch. so
01:41:45
GoldenSiracha
I downloaded it and then John said it runs better on Switch, too.
01:41:49
Steve-O
Really? oh that's funny.
01:41:50
GoldenSiracha
So I haven't played it.
01:41:51
Steve-O
Okay.
01:41:51
HANGINHAWGS
No, no, no, no. There's something going on right now, Devin. It's called Hairgate.
01:41:54
GoldenSiracha
OK. Well,
01:41:56
HANGINHAWGS
And all the Sony ponies are our ah like...
01:41:59
GoldenSiracha
I know the hair specifically doesn't look as good in
01:42:04
Steve-O
Final Fantasy.
01:42:04
GoldenSiracha
Resident Evil Requiem.
01:42:05
HANGINHAWGS
Maybe maybe to you, maybe if you're if you're a Sony guy, maybe if you're a Sony guy, the hair might not look good.
01:42:06
Steve-O
Requiem, yeah.
01:42:08
GoldenSiracha
You're going to tell me the wreck with the hair looks better. Okay. All right.
01:42:14
Steve-O
It sounds like you're like we're literally splitting hairs over these consoles at this point.
01:42:15
HANGINHAWGS
But, you know.
01:42:18
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, yeah.
01:42:20
GoldenSiracha
Well, no, I think there was a that
01:42:23
HANGINHAWGS
i honestly I honestly don't even know where my Switch 2 is right now. Isn't that sad?
01:42:27
GoldenSiracha
There was a post where somebody said like they prefer the Switch 2 look because it like kind of looks more like a game. They're like, it reminds me of like PS2. Like not because of the graphics, but they're just like, I don't know.
01:42:38
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, God.
01:42:40
GoldenSiracha
It just like looks more like a game.
01:42:41
Steve-O
Is that where we are now visually in in like gaming?
01:42:44
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:42:44
Steve-O
We are nostalgic.
01:42:45
HANGINHAWGS
It looks retro. It just looks more retro, bro.
01:42:46
Steve-O
Yeah. Like
01:42:47
GoldenSiracha
Honestly, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much, I think, exactly what happened.
01:42:50
Steve-O
that's how they're going to sell us on, on RAM prices being so high in the future.
01:42:50
HANGINHAWGS
Looks like Super Nintendo.
01:42:53
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. But John, didn't you say somebody said like Pragmata kind of ran a little bit better on. Oh, see this one.
01:43:00
HANGINHAWGS
No, I was just fucking with you. I mean, people...
01:43:03
Steve-O
ah
01:43:04
GoldenSiracha
The fuck.
01:43:04
HANGINHAWGS
No, the argument... No, the argument is... Right now, the argument is that it doesn't look that much... Like, you can't really tell super difference between PS5.
01:43:12
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:15
HANGINHAWGS
At least not non-performance mode PS5 compared to Switch 2. So people are like, oh, well, why why even bother getting it for PS5?
01:43:25
Steve-O
i was um i was watching the um comparison between final fantasy rebirth on playstation 5 and switch 2 and you know playstation 5 definitely has better graphics like you know there's more stuff on the ground and stuff like that but
01:43:25
HANGINHAWGS
You can take this on the go.
01:43:29
GoldenSiracha
Why would you want to? Okay. Sorry.
01:43:44
Steve-O
just you like looking at the two and not being like kind of nitpicky it is impressive the hair is definitely the thing that stands out like i'm not gonna be like you know like not pointing that out but it is uh it's at least like something to kind of note because games that had to run off the cloud like a couple of years ago on switch are at least playable so that is something that's that's neat
01:44:09
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:44:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, exactly. And that's but sick. You know, that's cool. And can I say that i am... very excited because there's there's boost mode, right? There's boost mode in Final Fantasy seven remake and rebirth. It's I think they confirm that it's coming for the switch, right?
01:44:33
GoldenSiracha
Switch version. And it's basically just like a debug mode like, oh, you want Max this? You want Max that you want difficulty mode?
01:44:39
Steve-O
Oh.
01:44:40
GoldenSiracha
It doesn't matter. Fuck it. We're just going to let you do whatever.
01:44:43
Steve-O
They're just giving you like F around mode.
01:44:44
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:45
Steve-O
Okay.
01:44:45
GoldenSiracha
And then and then when those release on the switch, then they update the other versions. So I'm like, you know, I'm going to boost.
01:44:51
Steve-O
That's cool.
01:44:53
GoldenSiracha
So listen, Chris, Steve, if you need to boost mode your way through Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth just to get you through, you'll be able to do that in around June.
01:44:55
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:45:04
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm going to speed through the vacation.
01:45:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
The issue wasn't the difficulty. It was how boring it was.
01:45:09
GoldenSiracha
Well, I'm just saying you want to boost mode your way to speed it up.
01:45:15
GoldenSiracha
Boost it out, buddy.
01:45:15
Steve-O
um say Devin, I'm not going to lie. I'll think about it.
01:45:18
GoldenSiracha
Okay. Yeah.
01:45:19
Steve-O
I'll think
Film Trailers and Audience Expectations
01:45:20
Steve-O
about it.
01:45:20
GoldenSiracha
ah Yeah. So, ah so this is a, to me, this is a, this could be ah a, a marry or a kill, but Baldur's gate TV series.
01:45:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's a good bit right there.
01:45:22
HANGINHAWGS
Boosted, baby.
01:45:32
GoldenSiracha
It's confirmed.
01:45:33
HANGINHAWGS
Tough.
01:45:34
GoldenSiracha
Craig Mason is working on it.
01:45:36
Steve-O
No Larian involvement, right?
01:45:37
GoldenSiracha
ah
01:45:37
HANGINHAWGS
Ooh.
01:45:37
GoldenSiracha
What stuck out was that Larry and studios apparently has no involvement.
01:45:38
HANGINHAWGS
Tough.
01:45:43
GoldenSiracha
And then it,
01:45:43
HANGINHAWGS
I feel like Larian Studios doesn't want involvement. That's what it feels like. They might not want to waste their time.
01:45:47
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, maybe. And like, it's so early in the announcement and I've already heard like, ah like oh well, we want this to like be an extension.
01:45:55
HANGINHAWGS
They're too busy using ChatGPT to book their their events.
01:45:57
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, clearly. And like, apparently like ah it's going to be a continuation after Baldur's Gate 3 ends, which is interesting.
01:46:00
Steve-O
Also,
01:46:01
HANGINHAWGS
So, you know, and getting shit on by everybody for it.
01:46:08
Steve-O
Yes.
01:46:08
GoldenSiracha
um I don't know how that I haven't played the game, so I couldn't tell you in certain endings that maybe they want all of the endings to be somehow canon.
01:46:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Excuse me.
01:46:17
GoldenSiracha
which I don't understand. It's just like too early to tell, but I know some people are pretty salty. Uh, but Chris, I'm curious cause you're the only one who has like the most, you're the closest to this one emotionally.
01:46:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
You mean the one who beat the game?
01:46:32
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:46:32
Steve-O
yes
01:46:33
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. So, uh, do you have, what's your take on this?
01:46:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, um like I said, or i didn't say this, but I should say it now. Craig Mason ah had two really good first seasons of two shows on HBO and then a bad second season Last of Us. let's I mean, it wasn't great.
01:46:56
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:46:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
i was a little disappointed by it.
01:46:57
HANGINHAWGS
but he also made Chernobyl but also cheau Chernobyl and Lasso are very similar in in content whereas Baldur's Gate is completely different
01:47:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's true.
01:47:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Right. And Baldur's Gate totally goes a lot of different directions.
01:47:08
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
01:47:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
So he's gonna a i think that this lives and dies this lives and dies with the cast like if they get good actors to but portray a starion and a lot of the other car lock and all those
01:47:12
HANGINHAWGS
yeah I don't know uphill battle
01:47:19
GoldenSiracha
yeah
01:47:20
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:47:25
HANGINHAWGS
If you get Pedro Pascal to play a male, a gender-bent version of Shadowheart, then you might you might be talking.
01:47:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh you're in babe yeah there we're we we are in
01:47:33
HANGINHAWGS
We might be talking here.
01:47:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
um Yeah, dude. I don't know. This could go either way. This is a weird one. This is how I feel about the Elden Ring adaptation that's coming out, too.
01:47:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
like Like, I really...
01:47:47
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:47:47
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, yeah.
01:47:48
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know, man.
01:47:49
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:47:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
i Bone Temple proved to me that um Alex Garland is ah is a really great writer, and I should trust him.
01:47:51
HANGINHAWGS
don't know, dawg.
01:47:58
GoldenSiracha
I don't know if he needed to prove that.
01:48:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
I really should. That movie...
01:48:03
GoldenSiracha
He's kind of always been reminded you.
01:48:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're right. and There are a few films... That I don't necessarily love that he made either. um Like Civil War, which I wasn't a huge fan of.
01:48:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
It was fine.
01:48:15
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no. Well, yeah, but now it's like upsettingly accurate.
01:48:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
you Well, of course. I mean, it's it's kind of low-hanging fruit, I think, in a lot of ways, that movie. um And her... or Or, I'm sorry, no. Him?
01:48:31
HANGINHAWGS
He did that?
01:48:32
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah.
01:48:32
HANGINHAWGS
Him?
01:48:34
GoldenSiracha
Him, her.
01:48:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wasn't a huge...
01:48:35
GoldenSiracha
No, no, I think it was her.
01:48:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Was it her? Are you sure?
01:48:38
GoldenSiracha
Because him's the football movie.
01:48:38
HANGINHAWGS
No, Spike. Spike Jones did her. Him is the football movie.
01:48:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:48:42
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, him's the football movie.
01:48:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
what is What is the movie Men?
01:48:44
GoldenSiracha
Oh, men, men, men. Right?
01:48:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it wasn't wasn't in love with Men.
01:48:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:48:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
i think it was fine.
01:48:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:48:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
um but I do like the rest of his films. And I guess he's the best pick for for an Elwintering movie. I think he can he can do it.
01:49:02
GoldenSiracha
It kind of reminds me of when I see the casting for, like, God of War now.
01:49:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
This...
01:49:06
GoldenSiracha
I'm like, I i guess. We're just...
01:49:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. You're like, I, I, I have a lot of faith in Ronald more for that.
01:49:13
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:49:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like I, I, I think he is going to make something good. It's, it's the same level of all faith I have for the album ring adaptation. In my opinion, it's equal.
01:49:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Um, both games are great. And I think both creatives behind them are great. So it's the best you're going to get nowadays, man. That's, that's it. Um,
01:49:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, this one maybe is even even a little lower. um um Maybe I'm cautious about the Baldur's Gate 3.
01:49:42
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Well, yeah I mean, and it's just understandably, it's like too soon.
01:49:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think.
01:49:47
GoldenSiracha
It's way too soon. It's like they just announced it.
01:49:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
It is, but I get it.
01:49:49
GoldenSiracha
It's gonna be three or four years before we you see anything.
01:49:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's very popular still.
01:49:50
HANGINHAWGS
Hey.
01:49:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's very, very popular still. So I kind of get the impetus to to adapt this now, you know?
01:50:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:50:02
Steve-O
Everybody wants their gaming properties, right?
01:50:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, you're you're adapting Dig Dug and I... Shit, man, I don't know how you're gonna make a story out of that. He just digs deeper.
01:50:14
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but then he shoots an air pump into people and pumps until they explode.
01:50:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Which is horrifying. Like, I don't know how you're going to portray that exactly.
01:50:20
GoldenSiracha
Is it?
01:50:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's really scary.
01:50:25
GoldenSiracha
I mean, you know, if you're fucking soft, I guess.
01:50:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
His name's Durg.
01:50:31
GoldenSiracha
Well, that's neither here. nor
01:50:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
His name's Durg.
01:50:32
GoldenSiracha
um Let's see what else. So apparently... This is like round three or four ah in terms of them take ah their at bat
Game Adaptations and Industry Changes
01:50:43
GoldenSiracha
at this year. But Blizzard is apparently working on a StarCraft shooter again.
01:50:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Again, the first version shooter.
01:50:50
HANGINHAWGS
Oh God.
01:50:51
GoldenSiracha
Well, there was there was a ghost, which is third person.
01:50:54
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:50:55
GoldenSiracha
And then apparently they were working on another one that got canceled. And then people found out via like leaks or whatever, or like the.
01:51:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wasn't that supposed to be like a hero shooter or something?
01:51:01
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, but I mean, like Overwatch?
01:51:02
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:51:06
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, maybe, but like, and then they are apparently working on another one. So it's like, we'll see.
01:51:13
Steve-O
I was in my teens when they tried to make their first Starcraft shooter. My God, man.
01:51:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you remember that? I remember that. Oh, you got all these vehicles. It was supposed to be like Team Fortress. That's what I remember it being.
01:51:26
Steve-O
So long ago.
01:51:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, well, i'll start they're at it again.
01:51:31
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
01:51:33
Steve-O
Well, to kind of stay on on track with this, ah Blizzard also announced this week that they're going to drop the two from Overwatch 2. It's just Overwatch again.
01:51:46
HANGINHAWGS
What?
01:51:46
Steve-O
Just Overwatch. we
01:51:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
So you're going to come back now, Steve, right?
01:51:48
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:51:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
That was your big hang-up?
01:51:51
Steve-O
Nah, man.
01:51:51
GoldenSiracha
was curious. I said, is Steve coming back?
01:51:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
You said, I hate twos!
01:51:54
Steve-O
I went to Overwatch...
01:51:54
HANGINHAWGS
No, steve Steve demands more from his games, like Rain suggested.
01:51:58
Steve-O
I do that. Well, that's the thing. They did drop the two. So I guess if I'm going by the rain system, it's not a sequel anymore.
01:52:03
HANGINHAWGS
Thank
01:52:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
You really hate the number two, though. Like, you've told me that before a lot.
01:52:09
Steve-O
Well, I'm trying to think of this because like that might not be a joke because it might not be a joke because I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of things that are like the second of things that I don't like.
01:52:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
What? Are you sure about that?
01:52:22
Steve-O
But then I can think of so many things that are the second of things I like.
01:52:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you would always just say, I took a huge shit. Like, you would never say number two or a deuce, like, in public.
01:52:30
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:52:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
And we'd all be like, just say number two. It's like...
01:52:35
Steve-O
Yeah. I'll take one scoop of ice cream and then one scoop of ice cream. I had always say,
01:52:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's very true.
01:52:41
HANGINHAWGS
Let's
01:52:41
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, obviously.
01:52:44
GoldenSiracha
yeah obvious
01:52:45
Steve-O
ah well um but ah yeah they they just I think they're on to their third ah game director now so the new new person running ah Overwatch is like hey Essentially, just let's just drop the two, bring it back to Overwatch, and let's try and get back in the zeitgeist because I think Marvel rivals.
01:53:04
HANGINHAWGS
just drop to two.
01:53:11
Steve-O
And I think I've been seeing a lot of heat for this new um the game made by a Valve. Deadlock, I think it's called. People are kind of losing their mind over Deadlock now.
01:53:20
GoldenSiracha
OK.
01:53:21
HANGINHAWGS
High guard? High guard?
01:53:23
Steve-O
No, not not High Guard.
01:53:23
HANGINHAWGS
Look at my high guard.
01:53:23
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I got me high guard, right?
01:53:24
Steve-O
You'd think that's the game that's out.
01:53:25
GoldenSiracha
Obviously.
01:53:26
Steve-O
But people have been really excited about Deadlock.
01:53:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Deadlock.
01:53:31
Steve-O
So I think Overwatch is trying trying to re replant their feet into the hero shooter genre ah concrete.
01:53:32
HANGINHAWGS
Deadlock. Deadlock, mate.
01:53:41
GoldenSiracha
Well, I mean, apparently it's working. ah Thousands of players have returned to the game.
01:53:47
Steve-O
They added a jet pack cat, apparently.
01:53:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, they they also dropped like five characters at once or something, or at least said like, hey, here's five new character announcements.
01:53:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Jetback. Jetback.
01:53:58
GoldenSiracha
And yeah, one of them is a cat with jet pack.
01:54:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Jetpack gap.
01:54:00
Steve-O
The other one is just blatantly magic from Marvel rivals.
01:54:04
GoldenSiracha
So.
01:54:05
HANGINHAWGS
like It's like when Halo Infinite dropped those cat ear helmets when people went nutties.
01:54:05
Steve-O
sword
01:54:08
Steve-O
Right. Oh my God.
01:54:12
Steve-O
That's how they made their money back.
01:54:13
GoldenSiracha
Honestly, I remember that being very specifically when I was like, I think I'm out.
01:54:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:54:17
GoldenSiracha
think I'm out on Halo Infinite.
01:54:17
Steve-O
use You saw the hands coming out.
01:54:18
HANGINHAWGS
and i think And I was like, i think I'm more in than I've ever been before.
01:54:22
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, that's what I mean.
01:54:22
Steve-O
but
01:54:23
GoldenSiracha
Like, i was like...
01:54:23
HANGINHAWGS
ah I think I might be more in.
01:54:29
GoldenSiracha
Oh, boy. um Also, just to keep it in the video game space. Yeah, Sony did announce a PlayStation Save Play later this week. I think on Thursday or Friday.
01:54:40
HANGINHAWGS
oh it's ah it's the bloodborn it's the Bloodborne state of play, right
01:54:43
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, so obviously we're they're going to announce the Kingdom Hearts remake, Final Fantasy 7.3 is going to come out. ah Wolverine, obviously going to get a demo.
01:54:52
Steve-O
Wolverine.
01:54:55
GoldenSiracha
It's going to get a demo that teases Matt Murdock in it.
01:54:59
GoldenSiracha
just
01:54:59
Steve-O
i think it's going to be a shadow drop for free.
01:54:59
HANGINHAWGS
Oh yeah, you see that?
01:55:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I did see that.
01:55:01
HANGINHAWGS
What are you thinking about that that?
01:55:02
GoldenSiracha
I don't know.
01:55:03
HANGINHAWGS
I'm interested.
01:55:03
GoldenSiracha
i don't know.
01:55:04
HANGINHAWGS
that some kind lawyer talk?
01:55:06
GoldenSiracha
I think it's tricky.
01:55:06
HANGINHAWGS
Claws?
01:55:07
GoldenSiracha
I think it's tricky to say that shit because now I'm like, where is he?
01:55:11
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, like...
01:55:13
GoldenSiracha
Where's Daredevil?
01:55:14
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. Dude, that would be Dude, that would fucking psychotic pivot if they were like, oh yeah, Daredevil's in the game.
01:55:20
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:55:22
HANGINHAWGS
like That would be insane, dude.
01:55:23
GoldenSiracha
yeah Yeah. Cause it's not even like they're super tight.
01:55:24
HANGINHAWGS
Are you kidding me?
01:55:26
GoldenSiracha
Like, that, that would be pretty crazy.
01:55:29
HANGINHAWGS
that
01:55:31
Steve-O
There's co-op and daredevils in it.
01:55:33
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
01:55:33
HANGINHAWGS
Who's got Wolverine again in Fantasy Critic?
01:55:35
GoldenSiracha
Me? Me? Is it me? I think it's me.
01:55:39
HANGINHAWGS
It should be you, right?
01:55:39
Steve-O
Did we let did we let you get Wolverine?
01:55:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I don't think you did get it. I think somebody else got it and that we were all shocked.
01:55:43
GoldenSiracha
No, I didn't.
01:55:43
HANGINHAWGS
I don't think you got it.
01:55:44
GoldenSiracha
No.
01:55:44
HANGINHAWGS
I think somebody else got it.
01:55:46
GoldenSiracha
Who wants to give it to me? Oh, jo John, why did you fucking it ask that question?
01:55:47
Steve-O
John, you have it.
01:55:48
HANGINHAWGS
Hmm.
01:55:50
Steve-O
John? Damn, man.
01:55:51
HANGINHAWGS
Wait.
01:55:51
Steve-O
That fucked up, John.
01:55:54
HANGINHAWGS
Was that diabolical?
01:55:56
Steve-O
Dude, that was diabolical.
01:55:56
HANGINHAWGS
I made him... I made Devin think that he got it because it's so automatic.
01:56:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I was like,
01:56:02
HANGINHAWGS
It should have been him.
01:56:03
GoldenSiracha
I know, but I forgot.
01:56:03
Steve-O
Holy hell, dude.
01:56:04
GoldenSiracha
i was i was so...
01:56:04
HANGINHAWGS
No, but...
01:56:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think I even brought that up.
01:56:05
HANGINHAWGS
No, but there was a...
01:56:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
I was like, how did you not it?
01:56:07
HANGINHAWGS
No,
01:56:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
did you not get it
01:56:11
Steve-O
You made him check.
01:56:11
HANGINHAWGS
because... Specifically, yeah, I know. that's I'm sorry, dude.
01:56:16
Steve-O
ah
01:56:16
HANGINHAWGS
That was i was i was a low blow.
01:56:16
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, it was fucking weird, dude.
01:56:18
HANGINHAWGS
That was a low blow.
01:56:19
GoldenSiracha
Fucking ruined my day.
01:56:19
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, specifically, what before we drafted, you went to the bathroom and we literally conspired. We're like, these are the games that Devin absolutely needs. Don't let him get any of them.
01:56:29
GoldenSiracha
I mean, I'll be honest, there was no chance I was going to get it just based off the pick. Like, like the order, the order was like, Sten's crazy for picking Pragmata over fucking Wolverine.
01:56:34
HANGINHAWGS
I guess, but, you know.
01:56:42
GoldenSiracha
I'm looking at the list, like Requiem course makes sense.
01:56:44
HANGINHAWGS
I think Stint's just bad at it, though, because he also counterpicked fucking GTA.
01:56:48
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. GTA six, which they confirmed they, well, I mean, It's not confirmed until we're fucking playing it. But they had doubled down and they said, no, this is coming out this year.
01:56:58
HANGINHAWGS
No, but I mean, the cost-benefit analysis, that's really easy for that pick, that counterpick.
01:57:05
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:57:06
HANGINHAWGS
Stint failed at doing.
01:57:08
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
01:57:08
HANGINHAWGS
He failed at thinking, I think.
01:57:09
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:57:11
GoldenSiracha
A hundred percent.
01:57:11
HANGINHAWGS
So, but yeah.
01:57:13
GoldenSiracha
But I mean, like, listen, they, uh, It's always fun to get ah overly fucking jazzed up about these Theta plays, at least for me. um They did say it's going to yeah, it's going to Bloodborne, clearly.
01:57:24
HANGINHAWGS
was Bloodborne. It's going to be Bloodborne.
01:57:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
You guys are so funny.
01:57:28
GoldenSiracha
Clearly.
01:57:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:57:29
GoldenSiracha
It's as easy as, know, clear as day,
01:57:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm not. I'm over this.
01:57:32
HANGINHAWGS
just like just like Just like Sons of the Force 3 was going to be Half-Life 3.
01:57:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Yes, you were.
01:57:39
HANGINHAWGS
Remember that, Chris?
01:57:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah yeah yeah
01:57:40
GoldenSiracha
God, just to watch Galani's eyes bug out even a little bit was
01:57:41
HANGINHAWGS
kristen Just to see Galani's dick twitch just the slightest when when the number 3 came up on the screen, it was totally worth it.
01:57:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
over those
01:57:51
GoldenSiracha
Oh, that was because we were just gaslighting him. We're like, no, this is definitely it
01:57:55
Steve-O
oh yeah
01:57:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah yeah if you were
01:57:57
GoldenSiracha
And then you see three. yeah
01:57:58
HANGINHAWGS
Then you see the green threes come up on the fucking on the fucking screen.
01:58:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
and shit There there was a few a few seconds, I'm not going to yeah You had me for a few minutes.
01:58:02
HANGINHAWGS
Chris. Oh, man.
01:58:05
GoldenSiracha
he he He did his best to hide it, but we saw we saw those eyeballs bulge.
01:58:05
HANGINHAWGS
ah That was amazing.
01:58:08
HANGINHAWGS
We saw it. We saw it.
01:58:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I get it. Yeah.
01:58:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
A few seconds.
01:58:15
GoldenSiracha
ah And so Stevie posted some some great news. He said, Remedy's new CEO.
01:58:20
Steve-O
oh yeah
01:58:20
HANGINHAWGS
Juice.
01:58:21
GoldenSiracha
So they announced a new CEO.
01:58:25
HANGINHAWGS
It's DraftKings guy, right?
01:58:25
GoldenSiracha
And yeah, he's a former sports betting guy and EA executive.
01:58:28
Steve-O
Basically.
01:58:32
GoldenSiracha
Which is...
01:58:32
HANGINHAWGS
Is he good?
01:58:33
Steve-O
I mean, this is with a new game supposedly coming out this year with the sequel of Control. So we'll see. Yeah.
01:58:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's gotta be. That that had to have been made before he came in.
01:58:45
GoldenSiracha
No, no. Control's going to be fine. It's just, you know, when you see stuff like that and it's like, oh, is this going to remotely lose this money?
01:58:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Everything else afterwards.
01:58:54
GoldenSiracha
I guess you're ruined.
01:58:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Alan Wake 3. Free to play.
01:59:01
Steve-O
Oh, it's a free-to-play game.
01:59:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you gotta get your free.
01:59:03
Steve-O
You just... You have to pay for the batteries and the flashlights.
01:59:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah My battery ran out of flashlight. If only the player wouldn't be so cheap.
01:59:09
Steve-O
Oh, I... What a cheap player.
01:59:12
GoldenSiracha
fifty Yeah, that would...
01:59:14
Steve-O
Stingy bastard.
01:59:15
GoldenSiracha
ah I don't like that. So I'm just going to pretend that news isn't true, Steve.
01:59:20
Steve-O
Yeah, i'm I mean, that's the thing.
01:59:21
GoldenSiracha
and
01:59:22
Steve-O
Remedy was, like, one of those, like, last remaining bastions of, like, quality.
01:59:27
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah. where It was like, listen, we know we take a bath on these, but we don't care. we just want to make good games.
01:59:34
Steve-O
Right.
01:59:34
GoldenSiracha
i help I don't know. like How much of that stuff is true? Who knows?
01:59:39
Steve-O
I think they tried to put out a shooter game last year to try and get one of those like, you know, get get the pays from the heck and people who are just constantly playing multiplayer games, but it didn't work out.
01:59:49
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. And then lost even more money. Yeah.
01:59:51
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm
01:59:52
GoldenSiracha
Which is like, I don't know, man, that the space is not nearly as big as these developers think it is for for those types of games.
01:59:55
HANGINHAWGS
Thank you.
01:59:59
Steve-O
hmm.
02:00:02
GoldenSiracha
But so let's get into some fun things. like Trailers. Chris's favorite trailer, the Super Mario Galaxy trailer with the T-Rex, obviously.
02:00:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wait, that was during the Super Bowl?
02:00:17
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
02:00:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Man, I missed that one.
02:00:18
GoldenSiracha
It was a Super Bowl spot.
02:00:18
Steve-O
it leed It leaked beforehand.
02:00:22
GoldenSiracha
Super Bowl spots are weird because literally, I think a day before this, like Saturday, it was like, watch a super cut of all of the 2026 Super Bowl ads.
02:00:35
GoldenSiracha
And I was like, I'm sorry, what? And it was like a 22 minute long video. And it just had all... Now, it didn't have the trailers and stuff like that, but it had like, you know, oh, they're going to do a commercial about Dunkin' Donuts.
02:00:47
GoldenSiracha
Isn't that going to be fun? And I do think, and I'm going I probably said this before, but I am stamping my feet and biching and moaning about this, but we are well past the point of like watching the Super Bowl for commercials.
02:01:02
GoldenSiracha
Like they're just not...
02:01:04
HANGINHAWGS
Steve, is Cappy going to be in this movie?
02:01:08
Steve-O
You know, that's a good question. I don't think so.
02:01:10
HANGINHAWGS
but what's the call sheet What's the call she bet odds on that?
02:01:11
Steve-O
i I'm going to say he's not in the movie.
02:01:17
HANGINHAWGS
You think they'll set set it up for the third movie will be Cappy?
02:01:24
HANGINHAWGS
Because if they're putting the T-Rex in there,
02:01:27
Steve-O
it's
02:01:28
GoldenSiracha
They're picking and choosing, dude.
02:01:28
Steve-O
It's weird because they're doing the galaxy story, but they're doing it with the being the Odyssey worlds.
02:01:35
HANGINHAWGS
With everything.
02:01:38
HANGINHAWGS
And the sunshine ink.
02:01:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:41
HANGINHAWGS
The sunshine ink is in there too.
02:01:44
Steve-O
They're picking and choosing. I don't think Cappy's going to make it. I think he's too weird.
02:01:50
Steve-O
I think we would have seen Cappy by now.
02:01:53
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but it's just like the T-Rex is so synonymous with with Cappy that.
02:02:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:01
HANGINHAWGS
But I don't think we're gonna see flood.
02:02:01
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, but the T-Rex is just going to be... The T-Rex is now with baby Mario and baby Luigi. For some reason, they get turned into babies.
02:02:07
HANGINHAWGS
And Yoshi. Yoshi with a gun.
02:02:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:02:11
Steve-O
yeah She with a gun.
02:02:14
HANGINHAWGS
I'm sorry, Chris. That's awesome. Five. Five on Letterboxd.
02:02:18
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:02:18
Steve-O
Wow.
02:02:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
by now already?
02:02:18
Steve-O
Can
02:02:19
HANGINHAWGS
Before I even watched the movie, yeah.
02:02:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
didn't even see it. You didn't even see it.
02:02:23
Steve-O
can you give it a letterbox review already, John? Can you do that?
02:02:26
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know. don't know. I'm too scared to go on the Letterboxd site.
02:02:30
Steve-O
ah
02:02:33
HANGINHAWGS
me see.
02:02:35
Steve-O
Oh yeah, you can rate it right now. Boom.
02:02:37
HANGINHAWGS
Boom.
02:02:39
Steve-O
Five stars. Yoshi with a gun.
02:02:45
GoldenSiracha
Gave Yoshi a gun, five stars.
02:02:47
Steve-O
Finally.
02:02:51
GoldenSiracha
Disclosure Day trailer. not there The only trailer I thought was actually like pretty interesting was Project Hail Mary, which is like, I was already in.
02:03:03
GoldenSiracha
So, like, what's the point?
02:03:07
GoldenSiracha
But again, um i'm putting my stamp I'm putting my stamp on i I don't even care about Super Bowl trailers at this point in my life.
02:03:07
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, i didn't even watch I didn't even watch the trailer.
02:03:16
Steve-O
You're just done.
02:03:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
02:03:16
Steve-O
You're done with commercials.
02:03:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're done?
02:03:18
GoldenSiracha
yeah it's like a
02:03:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're just getting worse
Super Bowl Commercials and Humor Decline
02:03:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
and worse. so You're kind of right, man.
02:03:22
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like, I don't know. Like, that Louis Black bit really opened my eyes to it. And that was fun for, like, a few years.
02:03:27
Steve-O
What was that?
02:03:30
GoldenSiracha
But we're we're well past it.
02:03:30
Steve-O
m
02:03:32
GoldenSiracha
Like, they suck now.
02:03:35
Steve-O
um ah I'm going to hit you with something that I think is the true truth. is that once we were given the internet, which is everyone was able to be constantly putting funny things in front of you at every point of the day, our, our tolerance for humor skyrocketed.
02:03:56
Steve-O
So, you know, commercials where it was singing pubes, getting flushed down the toilet, like, believe me, I love, um, what's his name?
02:04:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:04:04
Steve-O
who did, who did the song for that commercial? i love them, but, um, Big Nick, big Nick, ah big Nick.
02:04:12
GoldenSiracha
Who's big Nick to Oh, Oh, really?
02:04:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
hey Nick, Nick.
02:04:15
Steve-O
Nick, he does the spirit Halloween song.
02:04:18
GoldenSiracha
That was him.
02:04:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:19
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:04:19
Steve-O
Yeah. He did the, the ni Nick Lutzko did that. But ah like the thing is, it's like, I'm like, that's cute.
02:04:22
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:04:25
Steve-O
Like, that's the thing. All these commercials are cute.
02:04:28
GoldenSiracha
That's cute.
02:04:28
Steve-O
Whatever.
02:04:29
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:04:29
Steve-O
Move on. Okay. Look, you got a celebrity. Oh, look at that. They're doing a little joke here. It's like, don't, If I want jokes, I'll go on to the TikTok, I'll go on to YouTube, and I'll see somebody getting their face smashed into a stop sign at 30 miles per hour.
02:04:46
Steve-O
Like, you can't beat that.
02:04:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you really did.
02:04:49
GoldenSiracha
Now, you know what like bugs me, too, is like it's so obvious. like Remember a few... Maybe not, right? But it's like... I remember like two weeks ago, they were like, oh my God, did you see Guy Fieri?
02:05:03
GoldenSiracha
he His new look, where he just looks like a normal dude. And I was like, one, that was a joke years ago like that somebody put up.
02:05:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:05:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep. Yep.
02:05:12
Steve-O
m
02:05:12
GoldenSiracha
And two, it's like, obviously this is for a Super Bowl spot. And surprise, surprise, there he is.
02:05:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hmm.
02:05:18
GoldenSiracha
And I was like, aha, that's funny.
02:05:19
Steve-O
Oh boy.
02:05:23
Steve-O
What was the ad for you then?
02:05:25
GoldenSiracha
Exactly. Who cares? I have no idea.
02:05:30
Steve-O
I'll tell you what. This would be the ultimate commercial for the Super Bowl.
02:05:32
GoldenSiracha
and Probably some sort of crypto currency or like a sports betting.
02:05:35
Steve-O
Yeah, was like sports betting. Yeah.
02:05:37
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:05:38
Steve-O
I'll bet you that Guy Fieri is actually normal. Whatever, man. Whatever.
02:05:42
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:05:44
Steve-O
my My commercial for the Super Bowl for 2027, where where it's goingnna be ah it's going to be the perfect commercial, okay? It's just the Taco Bell logo.
02:05:55
Steve-O
It zooms in. we get it We get the words. um We've reset the prices back to what they used to be. $20 gets you the whole menu again.
02:06:07
Steve-O
Starting now.
02:06:08
GoldenSiracha
okay It sounds more like ah a concept than a commercial, but.
02:06:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
02:06:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Do you know what my commercial is?
02:06:16
Steve-O
What's your commercial?
02:06:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
So it's the ah the Coca-Cola polar bear, right?
02:06:21
Steve-O
Okay.
02:06:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
And he's like ripping at this door of a car and there's like a family in there and they're terrified.
02:06:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like it's it's like just like ripping open the the window and then it like totally rips the door off the hinges and they're all shocked.
02:06:29
Steve-O
Oh.
02:06:36
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:06:39
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:06:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
And it just reaches over and grabs the Coke and the in the in the cup holder.
02:06:43
Steve-O
Oh, that's fun. That's fun.
02:06:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
And it sips it and it says, sorry for the consider sorry for the problem. And it it walks away.
02:06:51
Steve-O
sorry about that. i just wanted my drink. I forgot to get it.
02:06:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep.
02:06:56
Steve-O
can i you know Can I throw one more in there?
02:06:57
HANGINHAWGS
Don't worry.
02:06:58
Steve-O
I got one more. Okay.
02:06:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
What do you got?
02:06:59
Steve-O
All right.
02:06:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
What do you
02:07:01
Steve-O
a Father's sitting at his desk at work. He's had a hard day. ah He gets a FaceTime call from his son.
02:07:08
HANGINHAWGS
Oh no.
02:07:09
Steve-O
And his son's like, dad, dad, I, I accidentally watched a scary movie.
02:07:13
HANGINHAWGS
God damn it.
02:07:15
Steve-O
And dad's like, oh no, oh, it's going to be all okay, son. And he's like, I keep, I just, anytime I close my eyes now, I see the man, I see the man. And he's like, don't worry. It's just a movie. It's fine.
02:07:28
Steve-O
It's, it's fine. And then it cuts to the Apple logo and it says iPhone FaceTime.
02:07:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
He watched a little bit of Arthur Clown. Like, that's what it says at the end.
02:07:44
Steve-O
This is enough to get you.
02:07:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
no
02:07:46
HANGINHAWGS
Child watches 25 minutes of Terrifier 3. it.
02:07:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
A little bit Arthur Clown.
02:07:49
HANGINHAWGS
terrifier three
02:07:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Just a little bit.
02:07:53
GoldenSiracha
Just a smidge.
02:07:54
HANGINHAWGS
damnmit
02:07:54
Steve-O
I don't understand. Is this Santa? is What is happening?
02:08:00
Steve-O
It's a Super Bowl for 2027, I'm saying. It's something.
02:08:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Those were better than any of the commercials I saw during the Super Bowl. So, hats off.
02:08:09
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, like I'm not saying like they're all awful now, but it's just like the hype, the hype as well. We're well past the hype.
02:08:16
Steve-O
I can't get excited for a commercial. I'm sorry. I'm not that guy no more.
02:08:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's hard. Trailers used to be my thing, but they're just showing less and less during the Super Bowl.
02:08:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:08:25
HANGINHAWGS
They'll just get, yeah, they they literally go up the split second it comes on the TV anyway, online.
02:08:32
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, exactly.
02:08:32
HANGINHAWGS
It's easier to just do that, you know?
02:08:37
Steve-O
I think you don't even need to put it...
02:08:37
HANGINHAWGS
I don't know.
02:08:39
Steve-O
on the Super Bowl, if you just released it, like if you farted it out during the Super Bowl and you were like, oh, yeah, was the Super Bowl lineup.
02:08:50
Steve-O
You could save so much money.
02:08:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I think they just use these commercials all year. Like they spend all this money on them.
02:08:56
GoldenSiracha
I mean that's true. It's like that is the the commercial forever.
02:09:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
For like six months.
02:09:01
GoldenSiracha
You know, that being said, don't know if you guys recall thus the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, Super Bowl spot, but it is it is legitimately one of the worst things I've ever...
02:09:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh man, I was crying.
02:09:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
man.
02:09:18
GoldenSiracha
like It's just like so dumb and dull and it's like, why? Why? like The marketing for that fucking movie has been so bad and I don't, it's like they're trying something and just none of it's working.
02:09:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm sorry, Devin.
02:09:39
GoldenSiracha
I hate it.
02:09:39
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
02:09:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:09:40
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm sorry, Devin.
02:09:41
HANGINHAWGS
Sorry, Devon.
02:09:42
GoldenSiracha
It's okay.
02:09:43
Steve-O
I know you're the head producer on that one.
02:09:43
HANGINHAWGS
I know how much it means to you.
02:09:44
GoldenSiracha
It's okay.
02:09:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:09:46
GoldenSiracha
I just don't understand why they don't take any of my ideas.
02:09:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
were you What were you thinking? What were you thinking? yeah
02:09:50
Steve-O
Devin got like a nice meal from like some coked up Hollywood guy. He was like, I just I just need a hundred million dollars. People love this baby Yoda, Devin.
02:10:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
He eats everything.
02:10:06
GoldenSiracha
Wait, wait. Uh, so John, can, can we, John, can we assign the rules of perfect or terrible to seasons of TV?
02:10:08
Steve-O
Yeah, Devin.
02:10:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's like, ow.
02:10:19
HANGINHAWGS
I guess, yeah.
02:10:20
GoldenSiracha
And we do, let's do all of Buffy.
02:10:20
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, we'll try it, try it. 8.
02:10:25
GoldenSiracha
So season one of Buffy.
02:10:26
HANGINHAWGS
Season 1, 0. season 5. 5. This is one too easy. zero 0. 5. 0. 0. 0.
02:10:29
GoldenSiracha
Okay. Two, uh, three,
02:10:29
Steve-O
Season two.
02:10:31
HANGINHAWGS
five
02:10:32
Steve-O
Season three.
02:10:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Season three. Yeah.
02:10:33
HANGINHAWGS
five
02:10:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:34
Steve-O
Season four.
02:10:34
HANGINHAWGS
this is this is too easy zero
02:10:37
GoldenSiracha
Okay. Season five.
02:10:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Season five. Season five.
02:10:41
HANGINHAWGS
five
02:10:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:10:42
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:10:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:10:42
GoldenSiracha
Season six.
02:10:43
HANGINHAWGS
zero
02:10:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
He sure did.
02:10:46
GoldenSiracha
Seven.
02:10:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
02:10:47
GoldenSiracha
Where's seven at?
02:10:47
HANGINHAWGS
zero
02:10:48
GoldenSiracha
Zero.
02:10:48
HANGINHAWGS
zero
02:10:49
GoldenSiracha
Wow. Wow. Wow. You just nuked so many good episodes.
02:10:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
02:10:54
GoldenSiracha
yeah
02:10:55
HANGINHAWGS
I know, I nuked Hush. I nuked Hush.
02:10:57
GoldenSiracha
I know you nuked Hush.
02:10:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah he sure did
02:10:58
GoldenSiracha
You you nuked the musical.
02:10:58
HANGINHAWGS
what what What of it?
02:11:00
GoldenSiracha
You nuked the musical episode.
02:11:01
HANGINHAWGS
What of it? I nuked the body. I nuked the body, too.
02:11:04
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, you nuked the body, dude. You nuked fucking Tabula Rasa, I think.
02:11:06
Steve-O
The body.
02:11:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
wow
02:11:06
HANGINHAWGS
What of it? Oh, I'm sorry. Are you asking me what...
02:11:09
GoldenSiracha
You're a piece of shit, dude.
02:11:11
HANGINHAWGS
Are you asking me to rate an episode or a whole season?
02:11:12
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:11:14
GoldenSiracha
yeah
02:11:14
HANGINHAWGS
I forget.
02:11:14
Steve-O
i'm really I'm really excited for Devin to get into bed tonight and then just go, Kenny, I can't fucking believe him.
02:11:15
HANGINHAWGS
I'm not sure.
02:11:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thank you.
02:11:16
HANGINHAWGS
He's going to have a laundry list.
02:11:21
Steve-O
I can't fucking believe him. He goes either 100 0.
02:11:23
GoldenSiracha
in
02:11:24
Steve-O
Ha ha!
02:11:24
HANGINHAWGS
He's to have a laundry list.
02:11:26
Steve-O
absolutely
02:11:26
GoldenSiracha
the
02:11:27
HANGINHAWGS
He's going to list of 65 in an Excel sheet he's going to send me tomorrow and be like, rate all of these now.
02:11:30
Steve-O
ah
02:11:31
GoldenSiracha
yeah
02:11:32
Steve-O
Do each one of these individually.
02:11:33
GoldenSiracha
And John will do it in 12 seconds and just with no no thought, just...
02:11:36
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, i guess a tough one might be just the MCU movies, maybe. Some of them.
02:11:42
GoldenSiracha
Nah, I think you'll be nasty about it.
02:11:46
HANGINHAWGS
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
02:11:46
GoldenSiracha
I think you'll be a dirty little na yeah you'll be dirt're a little nasty bitch about it.
02:11:47
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11:47
HANGINHAWGS
Well, here.
02:11:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Iron Man 3.
02:11:51
HANGINHAWGS
here
02:11:51
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, Iron Man 3.
02:11:52
Steve-O
Ooh.
02:11:52
GoldenSiracha
Oh
02:11:56
GoldenSiracha
God. Well, all right.
02:12:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's good. I like that one, actually.
02:12:01
HANGINHAWGS
Infinity War, zero.
02:12:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
02:12:06
GoldenSiracha
who
02:12:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
The first half in America.
02:12:09
GoldenSiracha
I just want to rip my...
02:12:10
HANGINHAWGS
First count in America, zero.
02:12:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! yeah
02:12:15
GoldenSiracha
Okay, so the Winter Soldier 5.
02:12:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hell yeah!
02:12:18
GoldenSiracha
five
02:12:19
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:12:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. no
02:12:20
GoldenSiracha
Civil War.
02:12:27
GoldenSiracha
my God.
02:12:31
HANGINHAWGS
My heart says no comment.
02:12:35
GoldenSiracha
oh
02:12:36
Steve-O
Whoa.
02:12:36
HANGINHAWGS
my brain My brain says zero.
02:12:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Go your brain.
02:12:40
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:12:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Go your brain.
02:12:41
HANGINHAWGS
Man.
02:12:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Go your brain.
02:12:42
Steve-O
got to go with the brain.
02:12:46
HANGINHAWGS
I'm thinking about the movie right now.
02:12:47
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:12:51
HANGINHAWGS
And like, what's coming to my mind right now is that you can make the argument that the entire fucking movie is carried care read by the rev the uh the reveal of spider-man being in the movie and to me that's kind of gimmicky you know like yeah it was great it was fun like yeah it's fun right like it's it's it's fun no no but he maybe not that he's carried or gets carried but maybe he's literally just a crutch in general the idea of spider-man is a crutch in general
02:13:08
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:13:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah,
02:13:12
GoldenSiracha
So Spider-Man either carries or gets carried. Okay.
02:13:31
HANGINHAWGS
and they they were even able to crutch on other things to make it an even bigger crutch when it's its own thing.
02:13:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah it's like playing with your action figures in a bathtub.
02:13:40
HANGINHAWGS
Right.
02:13:42
Steve-O
They didn't have faith in their existing characters that they had to get another toy.
02:13:45
GoldenSiracha
so So, John, I mean, listen, this is far too many words for the concept here. So I think we need we need a score.
02:13:54
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
02:13:55
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:13:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Zero.
02:13:56
GoldenSiracha
Black Panther.
02:14:01
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:14:03
GoldenSiracha
Wakanda forever.
02:14:06
HANGINHAWGS
Ooh, that's tough.
02:14:07
GoldenSiracha
know.
02:14:08
HANGINHAWGS
I gotta say zero. Chadwick Boseman's not even in it. He's dead.
02:14:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
02:14:13
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
02:14:14
GoldenSiracha
Damn. Damn. All right. You're that guy, huh?
02:14:17
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, i'm making I'm making the hard choices.
02:14:19
GoldenSiracha
Fuck.
02:14:20
HANGINHAWGS
What other fives would there be in the MCU?
02:14:22
GoldenSiracha
Superman 2.
02:14:23
Steve-O
Guardians the Galaxy?
02:14:23
GoldenSiracha
The don Richard Donner.
02:14:25
HANGINHAWGS
The Donner cut of Superman 2?
02:14:26
GoldenSiracha
No, no. Just like Superman 2.
02:14:29
HANGINHAWGS
Just Superman 2?
02:14:30
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:14:33
HANGINHAWGS
I'll give that a five.
02:14:35
GoldenSiracha
All right. You're going to give the S the S shield of.
02:14:37
HANGINHAWGS
I watched them recently.
02:14:39
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:14:39
Steve-O
fun one. It's a fun one.
02:14:40
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I... Dude, come on, man.
02:14:42
GoldenSiracha
No, that's right fine.
02:14:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thor Ragnarok.
02:14:50
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:14:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. I'm just, i'm I'm crossing you off my list.
02:14:54
GoldenSiracha
so So Thor Ragnarok gets a five in Civil War.
02:14:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
There go. There it is, Devin.
02:15:00
GoldenSiracha
is
02:15:00
HANGINHAWGS
As a standalone movie, I think Thor Ragnarok's a better movie.
02:15:00
Steve-O
There it is.
02:15:03
GoldenSiracha
ah Guardians of the Galaxy. The trio. Let's just do the trilogy.
02:15:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:15:08
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:15:08
Steve-O
One, two, three, five, five, five.
02:15:09
GoldenSiracha
All five? All five?
02:15:10
HANGINHAWGS
That's probably the best product in general to come out of the MCU, which is really sad.
02:15:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
5, 5, 5, 5.
02:15:13
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:15:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Straight fives.
02:15:16
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:15:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think i' even I agree with that with John.
02:15:16
HANGINHAWGS
Which is fucking sad if you think about it. Isn't it sad, Chris?
02:15:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it is. and He's gone.
02:15:23
HANGINHAWGS
And then, yeah.
02:15:23
GoldenSiracha
Two trips me up a little bit, but.
02:15:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's gone. He's gone.
02:15:26
HANGINHAWGS
Nah, two's all, dude, are you kidding me? We fucking cried together talking about two.
02:15:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:15:31
HANGINHAWGS
All of us. All four of us.
02:15:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
all All three of those movies are fives.
02:15:33
HANGINHAWGS
Shut the fuck up. They're so good.
02:15:36
Steve-O
Oh my God.
02:15:36
HANGINHAWGS
They're so good, dude. Even three, three I didn't even watch in the theater.
02:15:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:15:38
GoldenSiracha
Big.
02:15:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:15:40
HANGINHAWGS
I was like, fuck that. I'm not I'm over Guardians. And then I watched it on Disney Plus a year later and I'm like, this is some fucking masterpiece.
02:15:44
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, you lied to yourself.
02:15:48
GoldenSiracha
What about the Spider-Man trilogy?
02:15:49
HANGINHAWGS
I'm like, this is so amazing. Yeah, the the Guardians movies are just fucking straight bangers, dude. They're straight killers. The MCU, I don't even know if the MCU would even be anywhere. Like, if if it would even get anywhere in Phase 2 without that.
02:16:03
GoldenSiracha
what about the the spiderman the spiderman trilogy
02:16:07
Steve-O
You know, I feel like this is too, like, we're we're going nitpicky.
02:16:09
GoldenSiracha
sorry this
02:16:10
Steve-O
Just the MCU in general.
02:16:12
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
02:16:13
Steve-O
Okay, there you go. There you go.
02:16:15
HANGINHAWGS
i mean, if you if you if you average out all my scores, it would be closer to zero than it would be to five.
02:16:16
Steve-O
Boom.
02:16:20
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, i mean I mean, how can you divide by zero, dude?
02:16:22
Steve-O
Boom.
02:16:23
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, you you you want me to give it the Buffy rating? The Buffy season rating? Zero.
02:16:28
GoldenSiracha
ah Phase one. phase Phases. Oh, my
02:16:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
so wait I think you gave more zeros in Buffy than there are seasons right so by your logic Buffy's a fucking zero right
02:16:36
Steve-O
but
02:16:36
GoldenSiracha
God.
02:16:37
Steve-O
ah
02:16:41
GoldenSiracha
a
02:16:44
GoldenSiracha
ah god
02:16:44
HANGINHAWGS
Buffy in general is zero. No!
02:16:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
This show fucking sucks.
02:16:50
HANGINHAWGS
Oh my god.
02:16:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
It stinks. It stinks.
02:16:53
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I guess by that logic is a terrible...
02:16:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
I agree with John. I think he's right.
02:16:55
GoldenSiracha
This
02:16:56
HANGINHAWGS
but No, but you gotta look at it this way. like
02:17:01
GoldenSiracha
is disgusting.
02:17:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
You gave three seasons to five and four seasons to zero.
02:17:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's an easy way that math works out there.
02:17:14
GoldenSiracha
yes
02:17:14
HANGINHAWGS
You know what, though? fucking You know what? Joss Whedon got cancelled anyway, so there's no skin off my back.
02:17:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah You know what? Yeah, you saved your ass on that one.
02:17:22
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, he got canceled.
02:17:22
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I saved my own ass.
02:17:23
GoldenSiracha
So. Yeah.
02:17:24
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, now I don't get cancelled.
02:17:24
Steve-O
death
02:17:27
HANGINHAWGS
Sorry.
02:17:29
Steve-O
And there you have it. The perfect review system.
02:17:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it is. it It's flawless.
02:17:33
HANGINHAWGS
Is it? It's either a masterpiece or it's straight garbage. Straight trash homie, as Randy Moss would say.
TV Series Critiques and Unique Rating Systems
02:17:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
Zero Buffy.
02:17:40
HANGINHAWGS
Or straight cash homie, he would say.
02:17:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fuck that stupid Joe.
02:17:43
Steve-O
Straight trash or straight cash?
02:17:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Stupid vampires.
02:17:47
HANGINHAWGS
Hanging hogs or
02:17:49
Steve-O
Stubby chubbies.
02:17:50
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:17:51
HANGINHAWGS
stubby chubbies.
02:17:51
GoldenSiracha
Well, it's the Buffy stubby chubby confirmed.
02:17:53
HANGINHAWGS
lot of stubby chubbies. A lot of stubby chubbies.
02:17:54
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:17:57
Steve-O
We're waiting for our first hanging hog, I guess. Just seasonally.
02:18:01
HANGINHAWGS
are there Are there any Tarantino I love Death Proof, dude.
02:18:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Death Proof? Would you give that a... It's a five, man.
02:18:10
HANGINHAWGS
I'm not going to lie.
02:18:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a five.
02:18:12
HANGINHAWGS
I love Death Proof.
02:18:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's all fives.
02:18:14
HANGINHAWGS
that's why I think they might all be fives.
02:18:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Thanks.
02:18:16
HANGINHAWGS
Are you typing them in? I hear typing.
02:18:17
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Yeah.
02:18:18
Steve-O
He's got those red feet.
02:18:19
HANGINHAWGS
I got the receipts.
02:18:19
GoldenSiracha
Uh, let's do what's
02:18:21
HANGINHAWGS
I got the receipts before the sales made.
02:18:26
HANGINHAWGS
What's a questionable Tarantino one? Maybe.
02:18:28
GoldenSiracha
questionable man.
02:18:32
HANGINHAWGS
Name one that won't that might not be a five.
02:18:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hateful Eight? I love that movie. and I wouldn't even...
02:18:36
HANGINHAWGS
I loved Hateful Are you kidding me, dawg?
02:18:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's like...
02:18:37
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:18:38
Steve-O
It's hard, man. It's hard. I don't think there's...
02:18:40
GoldenSiracha
Uh, Django's, uh, Django's Kill Bill volume two
02:18:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
um There are none.
02:18:43
HANGINHAWGS
Django? No, Kill Bill Volume 2, arguably better than the first one.
02:18:47
GoldenSiracha
Fine, huh?
02:18:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
what One and two are arguably five.
02:18:50
HANGINHAWGS
One and two together.
02:18:52
Steve-O
Did you watch the yeah the trailer for...
02:18:52
GoldenSiracha
What is...
02:18:54
Steve-O
I know it isn't Tarantino, but did you watch the trailer for Cliff Booth?
02:18:56
GoldenSiracha
oh yeah. Yeah.
02:18:57
HANGINHAWGS
Cliff Booth?
02:18:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, dude.
02:18:58
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, it technically is Tarantino if you think about it
02:18:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
I am really pumped for that. That looks wonderful.
02:19:04
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, no. he's It's all bangers, dude.
02:19:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's going to be fucking good.
02:19:07
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, but you know what? You know what died for this, Chris? Mindhunter. So...
02:19:12
GoldenSiracha
Mindhunter. Yeah, I think that's a kill, right?
02:19:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I blame David Fincher. I don't blame this movie.
02:19:16
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, do I give Mindhunter a zero based solely on the fact that i need it I need it to come out and I need it to be finished?
02:19:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
it It should have had six more seasons and they don't exist. So those are all net zeros.
02:19:29
HANGINHAWGS
You think Fincher just slaps people that ask him about it in the in the in in public now?
02:19:34
GoldenSiracha
I think he gets slapped about it at this point. It's like, Hey.
02:19:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:19:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, there's nowhere to escape from that. Because even people...
02:19:40
Steve-O
It's pretty universal.
02:19:40
HANGINHAWGS
Do you think it's like a Frank Ocean thing where like he's afraid that the third season will never live up to the first two, so he won't
02:19:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, now it won't!
02:19:48
Steve-O
Right.
02:19:49
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
02:19:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because it's been deep. Fucking is building it up by not making it.
02:19:55
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. By refusing.
02:19:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Obviously.
02:19:56
HANGINHAWGS
do And Jonathan Groff's price got higher and higher. The more Hamiltons that came out, you know?
02:20:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
guy's a multi-talented actor. Come on. He deserves money.
02:20:09
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, he's gonna have to pay. Yeah, and then future Wildcat.
02:20:13
GoldenSiracha
right.
02:20:14
HANGINHAWGS
He's not gonna be Wildcat, but...
02:20:14
GoldenSiracha
right, John.
02:20:15
GoldenSiracha
John, I got one more series for you. Let me switch those.
02:20:15
Steve-O
okay
02:20:18
HANGINHAWGS
see TV series?
02:20:19
GoldenSiracha
One No. We're doing mainline Resident Evils.
02:20:21
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, movie series?
02:20:23
Steve-O
oh okay
02:20:24
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, games?
02:20:25
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mainline a REs.
02:20:28
HANGINHAWGS
Alright, no, no, tread carefully here. You said mainline. You said signature series.
02:20:31
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah.
02:20:32
HANGINHAWGS
Okay.
02:20:32
GoldenSiracha
ah I think it's going to be the ones we all think. it's So original Resident Evil one.
02:20:38
HANGINHAWGS
Well... If you talk to Rain, I only played director's cut.
02:20:43
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:20:44
HANGINHAWGS
I never played the original original, like Tim.
02:20:44
GoldenSiracha
All right. The PlayStation resident evil game.
02:20:50
HANGINHAWGS
I only played director's
02:20:51
GoldenSiracha
That's fine. It still came out in the PS one.
02:20:53
Steve-O
We don't, we're not rain. Like that's the thing.
02:20:55
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, we're not.
02:20:56
Steve-O
Dude wasn't even born yet.
02:20:56
GoldenSiracha
We're not.
02:20:57
Steve-O
Probably.
02:20:59
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:20:59
HANGINHAWGS
all right, so Resident Evil 1. 5. 5.
02:21:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:21:02
HANGINHAWGS
five
02:21:04
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Two.
02:21:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
easy easy easy
02:21:06
GoldenSiracha
as it Nemesis.
02:21:08
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:21:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
easy
02:21:10
GoldenSiracha
Four.
02:21:11
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:21:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
easy
02:21:12
GoldenSiracha
Code Veronica. I'm counting that one.
02:21:14
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:21:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
easy
02:21:16
GoldenSiracha
Fucking Jesus Christ. Zero.
02:21:21
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, do I have to say it?
02:21:23
Steve-O
but they They put it in your title to help you out.
02:21:24
GoldenSiracha
All right.
02:21:24
HANGINHAWGS
You already said it for me. You already said it for me.
02:21:27
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:21:28
HANGINHAWGS
Do I got to tell you the story again of how I bought a tape cube for this game and it's all?
02:21:30
GoldenSiracha
Resident Evil 1 remake. ah okay residval wondering
02:21:38
HANGINHAWGS
Can I give anything ah more than a five?
02:21:39
GoldenSiracha
yeah Yeah, Resident Evil 4, OG.
02:21:44
HANGINHAWGS
Resident Evil 1 remake's up there, too.
02:21:45
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, I can't believe iis I hate the OG.
02:21:46
HANGINHAWGS
Five. Why did you even choose Resident Evil? You're you're a psychopath.
02:21:50
GoldenSiracha
Resident Evil 5. Resident
02:21:53
HANGINHAWGS
Zero. Zero. Oh, here we go.
02:21:57
GoldenSiracha
Evil 5. 6.
02:21:57
HANGINHAWGS
Here we go, David. Here we go.
02:21:58
GoldenSiracha
Alright. 7. 7.
02:21:59
HANGINHAWGS
All right, are you ready?
02:22:00
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:22:01
HANGINHAWGS
Zero.
02:22:02
GoldenSiracha
Fucking piece of shit. Village.
02:22:05
HANGINHAWGS
Zero. i won't even let you finish saying it.
02:22:06
GoldenSiracha
Alright. RE2 remake. RE3 remake.
02:22:09
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:22:09
GoldenSiracha
a three re remain
02:22:11
HANGINHAWGS
Five.
02:22:13
GoldenSiracha
Reverse.
02:22:15
HANGINHAWGS
ah You said mainline, you son of a bitch.
02:22:15
GoldenSiracha
No, now good I'm kidding.
02:22:15
Steve-O
doesn't count It doesn't count.
02:22:16
GoldenSiracha
I'm kidding. Four remake.
02:22:19
HANGINHAWGS
im not even you know I'm not even gonna waste my breath.
02:22:20
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. All right.
02:22:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Don't even dignify that.
02:22:22
GoldenSiracha
So, all right, John.
02:22:22
HANGINHAWGS
I'm not even gonna waste my breath.
02:22:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Don't even dignify it.
02:22:24
GoldenSiracha
yeah All right. We're going to need a ah preemptive review. where's Is Requiem a five or a zero?
02:22:31
Steve-O
Well, according to John's reviews,
02:22:32
HANGINHAWGS
My letterboxd preemptive? Yeah. Give me five.
02:22:36
GoldenSiracha
All right.
02:22:37
Steve-O
because hold on, hold on. So Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, Resident Evil 7, Resident Evil 8 are zeros.
02:22:42
GoldenSiracha
that's heroes The remakes are doing a lot.
02:22:43
Steve-O
So does that mean Resident Evil 9 Requiem is going to be a zero?
02:22:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
great deal of
02:22:46
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, apparently, according to John, they're on a ah big skid here.
02:22:49
HANGINHAWGS
ah here's here's my counter Here's my counter rebuttal, ah Steve. How many of those games that I gave zeros is Leon Kennedy in?
02:22:57
Steve-O
damn, he's right.
02:22:58
HANGINHAWGS
Count.
02:22:58
Steve-O
Never mind.
02:22:59
HANGINHAWGS
Count them on your fingers.
02:22:59
Steve-O
Never mind. He's right. He's right. He's right. I can't.
02:23:01
HANGINHAWGS
Count them on your fingers.
02:23:01
Steve-O
I can't. I can't.
02:23:02
GoldenSiracha
was just saying five, six, seven, eight, all zeros.
02:23:03
HANGINHAWGS
How many of those...
02:23:07
HANGINHAWGS
Five's bad, dude. Six is bad.
02:23:08
GoldenSiracha
No, no, no, no. Listen, I'm just saying. But i'm just if we're just looking at the numbers,
02:23:12
HANGINHAWGS
Seven, i respect. Dude, i will I will glaze the aura of Resident Evil 7 Biohazard all day. like I'll glaze the aura of the existence, the idea of the game, that everything else that's not fucking Ethan Winters, I will glaze the shit out of that, out of everything about around, walking around the border of that game, I will glaze it.
02:23:37
HANGINHAWGS
But, i you know, I can't say it's a masterpiece. No way.
02:23:40
Steve-O
You can't glaze a mud man or a mold man.
02:23:42
GoldenSiracha
All right.
02:23:42
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
02:23:43
Steve-O
I'm sorry. Mold man.
02:23:45
GoldenSiracha
I'm old man.
02:23:46
HANGINHAWGS
And Village, like, you know, jokes aside, Devin, I don't think that was a good game.
02:23:49
GoldenSiracha
you no You're a monster.
02:23:52
HANGINHAWGS
You think it was a great game. I thought it wasn't that good. So, don't know.
02:23:57
GoldenSiracha
I get it.
02:23:57
Steve-O
um think two parts of that game are really good.
02:24:01
HANGINHAWGS
I mean, this is the thing. Like, I gotta fucking, like, force myself to play through some of the game,
02:24:11
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
02:24:12
HANGINHAWGS
just to get through it because it's Resident Evil, then... And, like, not really enjoy myself through some of it, then I can't i can say it was good.
02:24:25
HANGINHAWGS
I'll respect it.
02:24:25
Steve-O
It's caviar or crap. It's he's eaten either good or he's not eating it at all.
02:24:27
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah.
02:24:31
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, it's caviar or it's fucking bean sprouts. Which one? You know? I like bre bean sprouts, though, but you know what I'm saying.
02:24:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:24:40
Steve-O
Cubes or paradise? Come on.
02:24:44
HANGINHAWGS
like chris Chris, would you give Resident Evil 7 a... Would you say that was a great game?
02:24:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's so good it's it's a very good game.
02:24:56
Steve-O
But imagine you can't say good, okay, or fine. Oh,
02:25:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's absolute dog don you
02:25:00
HANGINHAWGS
It's a good sit.
02:25:01
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:25:02
Steve-O
there you go.
02:25:02
HANGINHAWGS
It's a good sit.
02:25:03
Steve-O
There you go.
02:25:03
GoldenSiracha
Imagine if it's perfection or dog shit.
02:25:05
HANGINHAWGS
It's a good sit.
02:25:05
GoldenSiracha
Those are your two options.
02:25:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's absolute utter dog shit.
02:25:07
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I think the real real challenge is ah is giving some of these masterpieces to Devin.
02:25:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
The game should have ended after you got killed by the dad in the beginning of the game.
02:25:12
HANGINHAWGS
and Seeing where...
02:25:14
Steve-O
Oh. Oh.
02:25:15
GoldenSiracha
No, that's what I mean. That's why I hate it so much. Cause it's like, oh
02:25:20
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, devin what Devin, what do you give which then what do you give Cyberpunk 2077?
02:25:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
I didn't ask to come back as Mold.
02:25:26
HANGINHAWGS
A good sit or a good shit? or what what What are we doing with Devin's ah evans rating system?
02:25:30
GoldenSiracha
Oh, mine. i don't know.
02:25:31
Steve-O
um
02:25:32
HANGINHAWGS
is it's just two It's just binary fucks. It's either a good sit or a good shit. One one of the two.
02:25:40
GoldenSiracha
Yeah. Well, uh, My experience of cyberpunk? Good shit. No. Fuck. I don't know.
02:25:51
GoldenSiracha
I don't know what good shit means. Wait, is good shit good or bad?
02:25:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Damn it.
02:25:55
HANGINHAWGS
It means it's a you bag bag over her head. is what Is that what we would say for fuck?
02:25:59
GoldenSiracha
yeah
02:26:00
Steve-O
yeah bag over your head
02:26:01
GoldenSiracha
McDonald's. Sometimes you just want McDonald's. Yeah.
02:26:03
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, the the the Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Ambien, Tiger Woods Ambien induced fucking coma stripper.
02:26:04
GoldenSiracha
McDonald's trash bag.
02:26:04
Steve-O
yeah McDonald's trash bag
02:26:07
GoldenSiracha
What?
02:26:10
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, yeah. The good one. The good one.
02:26:16
HANGINHAWGS
Chris, it's you take Ambien to let your guard down to you. So you fucking ugly stripper.
02:26:21
GoldenSiracha
yeah
02:26:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's Tiger Whitting.
02:26:23
HANGINHAWGS
It's that level of fuck.
02:26:25
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, you're Tiger Woods-ing it.
02:26:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
that what you're saying?
02:26:27
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah. Big dog. Alright, then what do you give Witcher 3?
02:26:31
GoldenSiracha
ah but Perfection.
02:26:35
HANGINHAWGS
No, no, you can't.
02:26:35
GoldenSiracha
Good sit. Good sit.
02:26:36
HANGINHAWGS
oh Oh, it's just a good sit. Oh, you monster.
02:26:38
GoldenSiracha
yeah yeah
02:26:41
HANGINHAWGS
You're disgusting.
02:26:41
GoldenSiracha
so So my options.
02:26:42
HANGINHAWGS
What do you give God of War?
02:26:44
GoldenSiracha
Oh, good sit. Good sit.
02:26:46
HANGINHAWGS
ah yeah, it was just a good sit, wasn't it? It was alright.
02:26:49
GoldenSiracha
I quit, dude.
02:26:49
HANGINHAWGS
Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:26:49
GoldenSiracha
I quit. Whatever this is.
02:26:50
Steve-O
Yeah, dude, you don't even know. You don't even know your own game now, man.
02:26:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
War of the Worlds, good shit.
02:26:53
Steve-O
He screwed you up. Oh.
02:26:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's good shit right there.
02:26:56
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, good shit. We're the worlds.
02:26:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's some good shit right there.
02:26:59
HANGINHAWGS
War of the Worlds, baby!
02:27:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's
02:27:01
Steve-O
That's some good shit.
02:27:02
HANGINHAWGS
Hell yeah, dog! Alright, that was
02:27:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
what I like to see.
02:27:05
Steve-O
Now I'm confused. Oh,
02:27:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know, it's good in spurts.
02:27:10
GoldenSiracha
ah Yeah, it is.
02:27:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whenever Ice Cube is on the screen, I tend to like it.
02:27:13
GoldenSiracha
So most of the movie.
02:27:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah i think you
02:27:16
Steve-O
o you know what? You're making a case for it.
02:27:18
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:27:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
You can't get out of that chair. It's great. It's funny.
02:27:22
Steve-O
You can, dude.
02:27:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Everybody loves me.
02:27:23
Steve-O
That's why it's a good sit.
02:27:24
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, because yeah cause it's like, my my my whole thing is like with Letterboxd, it's like, why would I give something a 4.75?
02:27:25
GoldenSiracha
You know what?
02:27:33
HANGINHAWGS
You know? Like, why don't you just give it a 5 at that point?
02:27:36
Steve-O
You know what? To be fair, your reviews weigh stronger if you're all the way in or all the way out. So your important is more valued if you weigh it that heavily.
02:27:42
HANGINHAWGS
Right.
02:27:47
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, yeah, like in the grand scheme of aggregates of all the reviews, yeah.
02:27:50
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. here
02:27:52
HANGINHAWGS
I can see that. Yeah, so i'm I'm for the people, Devin.
02:27:55
GoldenSiracha
All right.
02:27:56
Steve-O
It's just, it's just based on what you're describing compared to what Devin wants. It sounds like your opinion is more valuable than Devin's because Devin's put nuance in there and that nuance can kind of float it a little bit.
02:28:08
GoldenSiracha
John's Metacritic and John's Rotten Tomatoes. That's what this is.
02:28:11
Steve-O
John is the, uh, John is the, uh, audience review while you are the critic review.
02:28:13
HANGINHAWGS
oh Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
02:28:19
GoldenSiracha
So John loved Melania.
02:28:21
HANGINHAWGS
And Devin gets paid by... publishers to give good reviews is what you're saying right is that what you're saying
02:28:24
GoldenSiracha
yeah yeah yeah I think that's what he said yeah
02:28:24
Steve-O
ah
02:28:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
02:28:30
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
02:28:32
Steve-O
At the end of the day, we all lose. So look at that.
02:28:36
HANGINHAWGS
yeah Devin what would you do what would you give the Matrix reloaded yeah I got you like how I got them all excited and then was like reloaded
02:28:40
GoldenSiracha
oh uh reload it it's good shit uh
02:28:44
Steve-O
Reloaded. Yeah.
02:28:48
GoldenSiracha
who
02:28:48
Steve-O
Yeah. That's
02:28:51
GoldenSiracha
good shit
02:28:52
HANGINHAWGS
yeah
02:28:52
GoldenSiracha
ah
02:28:53
HANGINHAWGS
and But what about about what about revolutions then?
02:28:55
GoldenSiracha
a good sit. I love it.
02:28:55
Steve-O
You know what?
02:28:57
Steve-O
That's actually...
02:28:58
HANGINHAWGS
See, that's that's stupid. That's wrong.
02:29:00
GoldenSiracha
Nah, that's right, du Yeah, it's a better movie.
02:29:00
Steve-O
that should be the game we That should be the game replay where we're like...
02:29:00
HANGINHAWGS
major the third matrix The third matrix is not better than the second matrix.
02:29:06
Steve-O
Devin, what would you give Blade?
02:29:07
GoldenSiracha
Do we know why Wait, do we know why Max.
02:29:11
Steve-O
Oh, Max, that makes sense.
02:29:12
GoldenSiracha
Sorry, Max Suits.
02:29:13
Steve-O
Devin, what would you give Blade?
02:29:13
HANGINHAWGS
Is it even...
02:29:15
Steve-O
Trinity.
02:29:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
02:29:18
GoldenSiracha
Woo! Almost got me.
02:29:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
gotcha
02:29:22
Steve-O
Oh!
02:29:22
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, man. Dog.
02:29:25
GoldenSiracha
Wait, how do I turn this on Galani?
02:29:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
you can't you can't I have nuanced reviews what do you want MFK
02:29:31
GoldenSiracha
No, Galani, RoboCop trilogy.
02:29:38
HANGINHAWGS
whole trilogy.
02:29:39
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, come on. No, no, no, no. you need I need a...
02:29:43
Steve-O
Yeah, we need um all in or all out. No, we just need all in, all out.
02:29:48
GoldenSiracha
No, we need ah we need a...
02:29:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
All in, all out?
02:29:49
GoldenSiracha
hold Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. don't Don't fuck me on this. ah Hold on
02:29:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, yeah?
02:29:56
Steve-O
It's either Galani and chill or Galani and kill.
02:29:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, shit. i'm I'm killing them all.
02:30:03
Steve-O
my God, you're just killing me.
02:30:03
GoldenSiracha
on. No, Chris, Chris, I need an OCP or Kanemitsu for RoboCop trilogy.
02:30:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Easy.
02:30:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Kanamitsu?
02:30:11
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, they're the company that bought OCP and RoboCop 3, Chris.
02:30:12
Steve-O
You went with the Robocop 3.
02:30:14
GoldenSiracha
Come on!
02:30:15
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, come on. yeah's
02:30:16
GoldenSiracha
You know, I know... let's
02:30:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know, the fact that I don't know that should give you a clue as how I'm going to feel about all this.
02:30:20
HANGINHAWGS
Robocop.
02:30:22
GoldenSiracha
All right. All right. Well, where's RoboCop 2? Is that OCP?
02:30:29
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, you know me.
02:30:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Actually, i that is OCP. I give Robocop to OCP.
02:30:31
GoldenSiracha
That's OCP. Okay. Okay. Perfect.
02:30:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
I will.
02:30:34
Steve-O
So OCP, OCP, and then SCP for the last one?
02:30:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're right.
02:30:37
GoldenSiracha
OCP and Skynet.
02:30:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
STP.
02:30:38
Steve-O
okay I see.
02:30:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Actually, it might be a Glodian chill. Now I'm thinking about it in Trilogy.
02:30:42
GoldenSiracha
Whoa. All right.
02:30:43
Steve-O
on
02:30:43
GoldenSiracha
Wait, a Galani or Chill?
02:30:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, it's Galanian chill or Galanian kill.
02:30:46
GoldenSiracha
Is that...
02:30:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
So in this regard, I'm chilling with the trilogy, I guess.
02:30:48
GoldenSiracha
Okay.
02:30:49
Steve-O
he
02:30:51
GoldenSiracha
All right. All right. it's chill, chill, kill.
02:30:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Chill, chill, kill. Yeah.
02:30:55
Steve-O
Chill, chill, kill.
02:30:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Easy.
02:30:56
HANGINHAWGS
When did we do March badness? Like when we, when we got to get that going?
02:30:59
Steve-O
I think we need to start figuring that out
02:30:59
HANGINHAWGS
We got to pick a day
02:31:02
Steve-O
um
02:31:02
GoldenSiracha
Today.
02:31:05
Steve-O
soon.
02:31:05
HANGINHAWGS
soon.
02:31:05
Steve-O
So maybe we'll, maybe we'll start sending some messages out and we'll, we'll pick some movies and, um,
02:31:07
HANGINHAWGS
Soon TM.
02:31:11
GoldenSiracha
but Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, this this is far too fun.
02:31:12
HANGINHAWGS
Is Tim going to be available for this? My question.
02:31:14
Steve-O
I think so. I think if we just do it like online and we just kind of just like, hey, like pick some movies. We're going to throw them Chris's way.
02:31:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
You could kind of scare him into it, you know?
02:31:24
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. i mean, he's always scared.
02:31:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, give him something to really be worried about.
02:31:26
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, he is Tim.
02:31:28
Steve-O
He lives in constant fear of the orb. So...
02:31:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Tell him you're sending that orb over to his house unless we draft.
02:31:36
Steve-O
All right, everybody. So you heard it here first. Get your orbs ready. We'll be back. I'm not going to be available next week, so we might have to take a week off.
02:31:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, take a little sabbatical.
02:31:47
Steve-O
But ah that'll give you more time for orb scrying. So you can look into the orb.
02:31:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Get those over's over to Tim. He's terrified of them.
02:31:55
Steve-O
But when we're back, I think...
02:31:59
Steve-O
I think
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02:32:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Be the end of February.
02:32:00
Steve-O
it'll be the week right before Resident Evil, so...
02:32:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Woo.
02:32:06
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32:07
HANGINHAWGS
Oh, shit. and since
02:32:08
GoldenSiracha
Oh, yeah.
02:32:08
Steve-O
damn,
02:32:09
GoldenSiracha
Height levels.
02:32:09
HANGINHAWGS
since I'm friends with The Weeknd, I'll probably get to play it this week.
02:32:12
Steve-O
he's playing first. Sure.
02:32:14
HANGINHAWGS
a
02:32:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
I figured it's always John. His weird connections.
02:32:18
HANGINHAWGS
Nah, I don't think... i'm Dude, I'm not gonna be able to fucking know life at this time. gonna wait until... Because the game comes out on a Friday at midnight, right?
02:32:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:32:28
HANGINHAWGS
gonna have to wait until I get home from work on Friday.
02:32:33
Steve-O
Or Thursday, right?
02:32:33
HANGINHAWGS
And then...
02:32:34
Steve-O
Thursday. because it'd be midnight Friday. So Thursday you get home.
02:32:38
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I can't play it past midnight because I got to go to work in the morning on Friday.
02:32:41
Steve-O
That's true. there i am That's how they get you.
02:32:43
HANGINHAWGS
I have to pre-download it. And then i can't know life and on Friday night because I got to get blood worked on on Saturday.
02:32:45
Steve-O
thank
02:32:51
Steve-O
Oh.
02:32:52
HANGINHAWGS
so i got to like sleep and like, I got to make sure I'm, yeah, make sure my, yeah, make sure I got, I got no food in my blood.
02:32:52
GoldenSiracha
Make sure your blood's good and healthy enough.
02:32:56
Steve-O
You want to make sure there's no food in there.
02:33:01
Steve-O
ah
02:33:02
GoldenSiracha
yeah
02:33:02
HANGINHAWGS
So yeah.
02:33:03
Steve-O
but
02:33:04
HANGINHAWGS
which only you guys will get, but I got to make sure there's no food in my blood.
02:33:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Jesus Christ.
02:33:10
HANGINHAWGS
um And then Sam says she's working, she has to work on Saturday. So I'm like, well, I guess my mom's watching Owen on Saturday.
02:33:18
Steve-O
There go.
02:33:18
HANGINHAWGS
So I got to drive him to my mom's.
02:33:19
Steve-O
Welcome back.
02:33:24
HANGINHAWGS
Dude, might as well just fucking die, dude. and I'm not going to be able to play.
02:33:28
Steve-O
It's an 18-hour game.
02:33:31
HANGINHAWGS
And I want to beat it before... Monday. I don't think it's going happen, it but i would like to.
02:33:37
Steve-O
You have to beat it before Paul.
02:33:41
HANGINHAWGS
Paul's not going beat it.
02:33:42
Steve-O
What if he does?
02:33:42
GoldenSiracha
no dude.
02:33:42
Steve-O
And what if he accidentally spoils it to you?
02:33:43
HANGINHAWGS
He's just going to start playing Elden Ring again the middle of it.
02:33:46
Steve-O
He's going to walk up to you and he goes, go John, i can't believe Leon has sleeped on a banana and died.
02:33:52
HANGINHAWGS
Oh my god. he's not good He doesn't spoil things, does he? He doesn't really spoil things.
02:33:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, wow.
02:33:57
Steve-O
na but i i he's been waiting for one.
02:33:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
banana peel.
02:34:01
Steve-O
We all know this is like an important one for you. So basically we all have TNT.
02:34:07
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I might actually go dark on Thursday night. I might just like log out of Discord.
02:34:13
Steve-O
Oh, ghost protocol activated.
02:34:15
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, Ghost Protocol will be activated.
02:34:16
GoldenSiracha
Dude, PT...
02:34:18
HANGINHAWGS
i will become disavowed.
02:34:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Getting your goon coughing.
02:34:19
Steve-O
but
02:34:20
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, I'm going to become disavowed that whole weekend.
02:34:23
GoldenSiracha
Dude, PTL-worthy games, man. Lock it in.
02:34:26
Steve-O
See, now that's what – He's still new.
02:34:26
HANGINHAWGS
I don't have TTO yet, Devin.
02:34:28
GoldenSiracha
Well, I'm just saying you would.
02:34:28
HANGINHAWGS
I'm still new.
02:34:29
GoldenSiracha
If you did, you you'd use it.
02:34:30
Steve-O
He's still fresh. He's still fresh.
02:34:34
HANGINHAWGS
Yeah, when Resident Evil...
02:34:34
GoldenSiracha
and get it.
02:34:36
HANGINHAWGS
4 remake remake comes out in 8 years then yeah I'll be good no no my PTO is is gonna be the Silksong DLC which cross my fingers baby cross my fingers
02:34:48
GoldenSiracha
very
02:34:48
Steve-O
ah guys There go. There you go.
02:34:49
GoldenSiracha
Well, my PTO game will officially be the Daredevil DLC in the Wolverine game.
02:34:56
Steve-O
Now that's something.
02:34:56
GoldenSiracha
Yeah.
02:34:56
HANGINHAWGS
my my P I'm gonna waste a whole like 2 days of PTO and not getting anywhere and the Silksong DLC cause it's gonna be too hard haha
02:35:02
GoldenSiracha
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
02:35:08
HANGINHAWGS
and then And then I'll beat it.
02:35:09
GoldenSiracha
yeahza
02:35:09
HANGINHAWGS
I'll beat it like six months later. I'll be like, guys, it's a masterpiece. Everybody needs to play this game. child children Children need to play this game.
02:35:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
that
02:35:16
HANGINHAWGS
I'm sorry. That's going to be me.
02:35:20
Steve-O
There it is There we go. all right, everybody. We'll see you.
02:35:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Good night.
02:35:26
GoldenSiracha
Later.