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Introduction and Personal Anecdotes
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JohhnyCAGE
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of June the 15th, 2026.
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh boy, i am extra ant for this week, and I'll tell you why Because I am Devin Kopech. With me is one Steve O'Tiri.
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Steve-O
I am super amped. We've got a whole amazing show for you. But afterwards, we are going to do layoffs.
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JohhnyCAGE
We have Chris Galanti, who just found this out.
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IGOTTADUMP
What the fuck? Dude, we just got all back together again. where Who's getting laid off?
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Steve-O
Oh, no, this show is going to be great.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, okay.
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Steve-O
I'll announce the layoffs after the show, though.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And the person who told Steve that he has to announce the layoffs, John Suarez.
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fux mcclit
Ooh.
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fux mcclit
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
Hey, how's it's been a minute. Officially, it's been a minute.
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fux mcclit
I know. Yeah, we did it differently this what this time, because I think I started fairly early again when we had the first child.
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JohhnyCAGE
hmm.
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fux mcclit
And um this time, it's, like, easier for everybody. We take shifts.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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fux mcclit
So, like,
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JohhnyCAGE
Well, you know, you got you got that experience under your belt.
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IGOTTADUMP
You learn from the past, previous mistakes.
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Steve-O
then
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fux mcclit
Well, also, yeah, I was working remote all the time. that Oh, I actually was able to take two weeks off too then. So like, it wasn't like, um, this time.
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JohhnyCAGE
ah
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IGOTTADUMP
Do you, John, do you every once in a while whisper into the baby's ear, like, easy mode.
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah.
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Steve-O
easy easy
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fux mcclit
No, I don't.
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IGOTTADUMP
This is so easy. This is so easy now.
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fux mcclit
This is easy. You're the second one and it's easy.
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JohhnyCAGE
You know, I will admit ah Steve can attest.
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IGOTTADUMP
You're the second one. That's like, I'm on auto.
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JohhnyCAGE
Chris can attest.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's so easy.
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JohhnyCAGE
I was like, I'll get a little tired of baby. i was like, this baby's
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fux mcclit
Man.
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Steve-O
yeah Devin was getting a little kind cantankerous and jealous
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, Devin was getting heated.
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JohhnyCAGE
i was I was like,
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fux mcclit
Oh, the baby wouldn't even fucking touch when you came over to visit? The baby that...
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JohhnyCAGE
yeah, that's what I mean. I had beef with that baby.
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Steve-O
Oh, you refuse to touch the baby.
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IGOTTADUMP
Well, Devin, are he's got, he's,
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JohhnyCAGE
I was like, yeah, because that baby was the reason I didn't get my soiree time.
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IGOTTADUMP
there's a lot of heat.
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JohhnyCAGE
You know, I need them
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fux mcclit
Oh, man.
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IGOTTADUMP
There's a lot of heat. Yeah, um we were getting a lot of it.
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JohhnyCAGE
Listen.
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IGOTTADUMP
He was screaming like a baby at some point, too.
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JohhnyCAGE
sin
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Steve-O
Who? Devin?
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IGOTTADUMP
yeah
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JohhnyCAGE
I shook like 12 people's hands that, like an hour before that. I didn't want to contaminate the baby.
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Steve-O
Is that what you said? You said, I'm sorry, I can't hold the baby. I shook too many hands.
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JohhnyCAGE
No.
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IGOTTADUMP
what are you running for mayor?
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JohhnyCAGE
I had a meeting. i had a meeting and I was talking to people.
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Steve-O
i I'm sorry. I talked to someone.
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JohhnyCAGE
it was like a panel. It was like a panel meeting.
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IGOTTADUMP
I to press palms that at city hall to get some things passed.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Did I tell your wife that? No. But am I using that as an excuse months later?
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fux mcclit
Yeah, you acted like yeah you acted like it was it would yeah it was repulsive to even the thought of even, yeah, the thought of a baby repulsed you.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yes.
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Steve-O
The thought of a baby.
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JohhnyCAGE
Listen. One day, one day I'll have the confidence to hold a baby.
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IGOTTADUMP
I'll have normal feelings about babies.
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Steve-O
Devin's going to have like eight children all at once.
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JohhnyCAGE
I always, I still always feel like I i just trip, trip with a baby. I can't even walk down the street.
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Steve-O
Well, that's why you sit down.
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fux mcclit
yeah actuallysh yeah that's Yeah, if that's the case, it's probably best.
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IGOTTADUMP
You got no confidence.
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JohhnyCAGE
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
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IGOTTADUMP
i don't want you touching my baby.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, it's probably best, yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, it's probably for the best.
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JohhnyCAGE
don't, when when they have, when they can stand on their own, I'm more confident that they'll, you know,
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Steve-O
I'm always a little shocked when I see a child holding a baby.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, could you imagine?
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fux mcclit
Could you imagine if you fucking drop, if you drop the baby, like, in front of Sam and I wasn't there to protect you?
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Steve-O
They'll land on their feet.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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fux mcclit
Like, you would have died that day, I think, probably.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, she'd eat your eyes.
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JohhnyCAGE
Or like.
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Steve-O
Well, that would suck.
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fux mcclit
She'd be like one of those, she'd be like one of those rabid, like, um like raccoon mothers, you know, that go insane when you get near their baby.
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JohhnyCAGE
Also, yeah, also like the urge
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JohhnyCAGE
to just like almost like fake drop the baby like as a gag.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
No, don't pump fake the baby.
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fux mcclit
like Unacceptable.
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JohhnyCAGE
No, that's that's what I mean.
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fux mcclit
Unacceptable.
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JohhnyCAGE
Like those are the those are the worst.
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fux mcclit
You were going to mark San...
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IGOTTADUMP
might want to keep your baby in like another room.
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fux mcclit
You were going to... Chris, he was going mark Sanchez the baby. He was going to try and do a push-push and fumble it at the Super Bowl.
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IGOTTADUMP
Butt fumble, the baby.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, he was going to butt-fumble the baby.
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JohhnyCAGE
I was going to Al Bundy that baby. Just like hold it like in the statue. but
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IGOTTADUMP
They're just yeah just tiny versions of us, Devin.
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Steve-O
Don't fumble ruski.
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JohhnyCAGE
No, listen. me me and Me and the baby, we've come to terms. i've
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JohhnyCAGE
I've gotten over.
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Steve-O
Have you?
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Steve-O
it doesn't sound like you have.
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JohhnyCAGE
Well, you know, next time I'll...
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, maybe you should squash the beef now.
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JohhnyCAGE
next time i'll i'm I'm telling John to tell his wife that I'm open to squashing the beef with his baby.
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fux mcclit
Oh, man. Well, maybe we can wait until the baby can like control her head better. She's got no head control.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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fux mcclit
You always talk about head control in Anderson Silva, Devin.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you know, Devin barely has any either.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I'm like, dude, Muay Thai plum.
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Steve-O
Yeah, but Devin's got big arms, which I imagine would be like a a big beanbag chair for the baby.
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fux mcclit
That is true.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Listen, it's it's worked in my favor in the past.
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IGOTTADUMP
That's true.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, yeah. or like or a fucking Or a bouncy castle that the baby would just bounce off of and fall to the ground.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
I'm not going lie. i would definitely flex and move the baby's head with my bicep.
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IGOTTADUMP
Boo!
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JohhnyCAGE
I'm not going act like I'm above that. So.
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fux mcclit
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
We check it out.
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fux mcclit
Alright, so you know what?
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JohhnyCAGE
yeah I'm rocking the baby.
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fux mcclit
I agree with your assessment of not holding the baby.
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JohhnyCAGE
See, thank you. i just, yeah, there's a maturity level there. It's on me. My bad.
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JohhnyCAGE
But ah John, yeah, I'm.
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fux mcclit
But yeah, baby's been good.
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IGOTTADUMP
baby Baby's been good. Baby's been treating you well.
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Steve-O
A
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fux mcclit
Baby's healthy.
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JohhnyCAGE
Listen, you missed you missed a ah few, a couple of interesting weeks. I'm just going throw it out there.
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Steve-O
couple singers.
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JohhnyCAGE
Is is there anything?
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fux mcclit
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run it through me. Run it through me.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I'll run all.
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fux mcclit
Let's go.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, run it back, Devin.
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JohhnyCAGE
I'll run the last of it.
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IGOTTADUMP
Do it like that R.E.M.
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fux mcclit
Yeah. Name...
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IGOTTADUMP
song.
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fux mcclit
name Name each topic one by one that I missed, and I'll and i'll and i'll m if and all MFK Ocarina of Time.
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JohhnyCAGE
no Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
Or no, the Billy Joel song.
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Steve-O
Oh, the village. We didn't start the podcast.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
Well, ah no, I'll just say this.
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IGOTTADUMP
We got Zelda's weird bangs and face.
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JohhnyCAGE
Is there anything...
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fux mcclit
Ocarina Time Remake.
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IGOTTADUMP
Starbox looks like a dumb ass.
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fux mcclit
Kill.
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JohhnyCAGE
you Yeah, but I will say, like, is there anything in the last however many weeks that you were like, oh, that's sick.
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Steve-O
No, that's the one we're talking about on this one, John.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit.
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fux mcclit
shit. My bad.
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Steve-O
Hold
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JohhnyCAGE
I want i want to ask about that or talk about that.
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IGOTTADUMP
Masters of the universe, we didn't start the fire.
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JohhnyCAGE
Anything... Because you've probably been, like, unplugged from a lot of that stuff.
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fux mcclit
Remake. I guess, like, I guess, yeah, I mean, you know, define that sick.
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Steve-O
on, I'll pull up our list.
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fux mcclit
Like, because Code Veronica, i knew was going to happen.
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JohhnyCAGE
I don't
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fux mcclit
I thought it was cool.
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JohhnyCAGE
know.
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fux mcclit
I thought it was sick, I guess, that they, like, revealed it.
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JohhnyCAGE
I mean, it doesn't even have to be like Summer Game Pass.
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IGOTTADUMP
I think we can all fairly agree that we all thought it was sick.
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JohhnyCAGE
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Steve-O
I thought it was sick.
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fux mcclit
Yeah.
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Steve-O
ah The last podcast you were on, John, was the Super Mario Galaxy movie.
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fux mcclit
oh man, what a downer. The fucking worst movie of the year.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh,
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fux mcclit
Jesus Christ.
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IGOTTADUMP
a
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Steve-O
So the episodes following that up were actors we hate. So can you name an actor you hate?
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fux mcclit
Ooh.
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IGOTTADUMP
i say, did I say Gwyneth Paltrow?
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fux mcclit
I don't know. Give me a couple names. Give me a couple names.
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Steve-O
one of them.
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IGOTTADUMP
I said Gwyneth Paltrow.
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fux mcclit
Give me... give me Oh, yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
I said...
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JohhnyCAGE
i
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fux mcclit
I hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
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IGOTTADUMP
Who else did I say?
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fux mcclit
I hate Claire Danes.
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JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
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Steve-O
picture Steven Seagal, I think made that list.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I think Justice Smith.
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fux mcclit
Does this even count as an actor?
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I don't like him. Yeah, but he just seems like he's too good.
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fux mcclit
You don't Justice Smith? Fucking racist.
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IGOTTADUMP
What was mine?
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fux mcclit
You're racist, dude.
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IGOTTADUMP
Glenn Paltrow is the only one i can remember.
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Steve-O
That's a, that's a very strong one.
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JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah. ah What was the next week, Steve? Ooh.
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Steve-O
The next week was blind ranking action stars. So ah let me quickly give you a couple action stars, John, and you have to rate them one through five.
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JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah.
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Steve-O
Okay. Number one being the best.
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fux mcclit
Oh, and then, oh shit. How many we doing? Five?
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Steve-O
Five, five.
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fux mcclit
Okay, go.
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Steve-O
All right. So here we go. um Antonio Banderas.
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JohhnyCAGE
Ooh.
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fux mcclit
Five.
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Steve-O
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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fux mcclit
Three.
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Steve-O
Denzel Washington.
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fux mcclit
One. God, like, are you kidding me? Who's higher than him?
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Steve-O
Bruce Willis.
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fux mcclit
Ooh, uh, what numbers do I have left?
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JohhnyCAGE
Come on. You have two and four.
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IGOTTADUMP
Two and four? Woo-hoo-hoo!
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fux mcclit
for. I'm taking the gamble, baby.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah,
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fux mcclit
i work in Atlantic City now.
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Steve-O
Sylvester Stallone was the last one.
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fux mcclit
Oh, yeah, I'll take that.
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JohhnyCAGE
Denzel's number one is bold.
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fux mcclit
i was just rock watching Rocky clips.
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JohhnyCAGE
that's That's a bold one, I will say.
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JohhnyCAGE
But hey, as number one action star, yeah, I think that's a bold that will take.
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fux mcclit
What?
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IGOTTADUMP
I know how I feel.
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fux mcclit
Denzel's number one is bold. How's that bold?
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fux mcclit
Oh, I thought it was actor.
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IGOTTADUMP
No, no.
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fux mcclit
Oops, I did it wrong, but it still applies.
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Steve-O
That's okay. That's okay. i think you I think you did great.
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IGOTTADUMP
Hey, hey.
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Steve-O
I think you did great.
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IGOTTADUMP
did He's the equalizer.
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fux mcclit
He's the equalizer.
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Steve-O
It
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fux mcclit
Oh, have you even seen it? Have you even seen Wild Hogs, Devin?
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JohhnyCAGE
Wow. yeah i love that youth've
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IGOTTADUMP
I'm going grab your balls in under three seconds.
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fux mcclit
I haven't even seen Wild Hogs.
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JohhnyCAGE
I love that your list was still somewhat accurate because you thought it's an actor.
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fux mcclit
Yeah, even though I...
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Steve-O
was good. It was good.
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fux mcclit
What does that say about action stars? They're real actors, too.
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JohhnyCAGE
hey Yeah, they're actors too.
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fux mcclit
You know? What do you want to say? Yeah.
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Steve-O
Now, the next week ah was the Resident Evil movie teaser. what were your thoughts on that, John?
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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fux mcclit
That's sick. My thoughts were that sick.
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Steve-O
That's sick.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I think we can all agree that we all thought it was sick.
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fux mcclit
Looks awesome.
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Steve-O
ah Following that was ah when they announced Star Fox.
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fux mcclit
Uh, the new one or the re or the remake new one.
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Steve-O
The new one.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
new one Yeah, well.
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JohhnyCAGE
But, yeah.
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Steve-O
The new one is a remake.
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fux mcclit
That's, that's neutral. Oh, wait, the new one is the wait.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
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Steve-O
That's neutral.
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fux mcclit
So fat, fat Fox. We're talking about fat Fox.
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JohhnyCAGE
Cat Fox is, that is, that's the new one, but also a remake of 64, which is the remake of one.
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Steve-O
Star Fox is the new Fox.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. Bad Fox.
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Steve-O
That's a remake, though, of 64.
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fux mcclit
Wait, so wait, wait, wait. So is, so is that what we're referring to? Was there another star foxx were referred you just fromry the at Fox fat Fox.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
No?
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Steve-O
no That's it?
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IGOTTADUMP
Nope.
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JohhnyCAGE
That's it.
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Steve-O
You might be thinking of the Galaxy movie Star Fox, but that was when they did the Star Fox Direct.
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fux mcclit
So we're just talking about we're just talking about we're talking about...
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JohhnyCAGE
We're talking about fat, uggo, star Fox.
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fux mcclit
We're talking about flirting versus harassment. Harassment. Star Fox.
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Steve-O
Also, we went over some of the Star Fox characters' names and we learned that um they're all Italian.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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fux mcclit
it
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fux mcclit
Slippy...
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Steve-O
They're all Italian.
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IGOTTADUMP
There are a lot of Italian names.
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fux mcclit
Slippy Falco. Oh yeah, Falco. Yeah, that's Italian. is fa that' that
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Steve-O
Falco Lombardi...
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fux mcclit
That's the most Italian name on there.
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Steve-O
ah Leon Polowski.
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fux mcclit
Probably in video game history.
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Steve-O
ah
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, some Polish names.
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fux mcclit
Wait, that's not Polish?
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IGOTTADUMP
There's some Polish.
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Steve-O
That's probably Polish.
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Steve-O
um
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IGOTTADUMP
There's some Polish in there.
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JohhnyCAGE
Pigma, Dengar. Yeah, that's...
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Steve-O
Yeah. ah and ah Panther Karosi.
00:09:38
JohhnyCAGE
Gabagool.
00:09:41
IGOTTADUMP
love Panther Karosi.
00:09:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I'm telling you i still think I still think half of those games are just like...
00:09:42
IGOTTADUMP
I got an uncle named Panther.
00:09:43
Steve-O
Karoso.
00:09:47
JohhnyCAGE
with Those like Sonic fan sites.
00:09:51
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, no, they were all legitimate names. We we went over that already.
00:09:54
Steve-O
We went over that. That's...
00:09:56
JohhnyCAGE
I still refuse to believe it.
00:09:56
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, and we certified the legitimacy of that weird character drawing that I found.
00:09:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:10:04
Steve-O
Also in that episode, we talked about the ah the movie Obsession and the game mixtape.
00:10:05
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:10:10
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yes, yes.
00:10:11
IGOTTADUMP
That's right.
00:10:12
JohhnyCAGE
ah
00:10:12
Steve-O
Any thoughts on those, John?
00:10:13
fux mcclit
i didn't I didn't play Mixtape. What was the first one?
00:10:17
IGOTTADUMP
The movie Obsessions.
00:10:18
JohhnyCAGE
The movie obsession.
00:10:18
Steve-O
Obsession?
00:10:19
fux mcclit
Oh, dude, dude, we almost had an opportunity to see that yesterday. And I cried when I when we couldn't see the movie because we were going to go see it yesterday at like four o'clock. And Sam was like, um like we because my own and sleep on my mom's last two days.
00:10:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:10:36
fux mcclit
And we were just going to have. or watch the baby while we went to a movie, but like it just, the time didn't work out.
00:10:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:10:44
fux mcclit
But the time that we were going to see that Sam had a problem with was three 50 because was Oh, well it's a crowded theater. I'm like, well, that's how we're supposed to see it. We're supposed to see it with a crowded theater from what I hear.
00:10:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:10:56
fux mcclit
and we almost got to see it and we didn't. And it's sad, but you know, that's life.
00:11:01
JohhnyCAGE
It is, I think it's my favorite movie of the year.
00:11:03
IGOTTADUMP
have
00:11:03
fux mcclit
That's life. The Joker, Joker two.
00:11:05
IGOTTADUMP
ah
00:11:06
fux mcclit
That's,
00:11:07
Steve-O
Well, speaking of the Joker, the next week, June 2nd, was when the Jersey Joker attacked us and the Backrooms movie came out.
00:11:07
IGOTTADUMP
That's how you live it.
00:11:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:11:14
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:11:17
JohhnyCAGE
but Yeah.
00:11:18
fux mcclit
I did not watch it.
00:11:19
JohhnyCAGE
okay
00:11:19
Steve-O
It's directed by the youngest person.
00:11:19
fux mcclit
I do want to watch it. Yeah, came Pixels.
00:11:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, he's the youngest person in the world. Some children meant shit.
00:11:26
fux mcclit
And he has the oldest, he's got the oldest view. Yeah, I want to i want to see Backrooms. I want to see Obsession more. but
00:11:33
IGOTTADUMP
Both backrooms and...
00:11:34
fux mcclit
Because, like, you know why? i mean, I do respect your guys' opinions, too. But when Amir got out of it, he texted me. And I was like, was it better than Weapons?
00:11:45
fux mcclit
And he couldn't give me an answer. And I was like, fuck.
00:11:47
JohhnyCAGE
Wow.
00:11:47
Steve-O
oh
00:11:47
JohhnyCAGE
Wait, wait.
00:11:47
IGOTTADUMP
Interesting.
00:11:48
fux mcclit
And I know he loved weapons.
00:11:48
JohhnyCAGE
Can I wait? So, John, this is where I saw the movie.
00:11:51
fux mcclit
and you And you said it's better, right? You said it's better than weapons.
00:11:52
JohhnyCAGE
I yeah, but I texted Galani.
00:11:54
fux mcclit
And I said, and i said fuck you. And I said, fuck you when you said it.
00:11:56
JohhnyCAGE
I texted Galani how much I liked it any big time. He didn't even respond.
00:12:00
IGOTTADUMP
Nope.
00:12:00
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, I heard my feelings.
00:12:01
IGOTTADUMP
Didn't want to hear it.
00:12:01
Steve-O
Big time.
00:12:02
IGOTTADUMP
Didn't want even hear one word about it.
00:12:02
fux mcclit
You know, you got to respect the game, though.
00:12:04
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:12:04
IGOTTADUMP
Nope.
00:12:04
fux mcclit
That's the game, Devin. You respect the game.
00:12:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. You gotta, you know, don't hate the player. All right.
00:12:08
fux mcclit
Yeah, don't hit the player.
00:12:09
JohhnyCAGE
I I did hate the game for sure.
00:12:09
fux mcclit
Hit the game.
00:12:11
Steve-O
Now, last week's for both of you two, both John and Chris,
00:12:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that's right.
00:12:17
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:12:18
Steve-O
So it was Summer Games Fest.
00:12:20
IGOTTADUMP
My head cracked open.
00:12:21
IGOTTADUMP
and
00:12:21
Steve-O
Ton of game announcements.
00:12:22
Steve-O
Did y'all hear anything in the pipeline? Because I know we were talking about Code Veronica.
00:12:26
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I know by code Bronco.
00:12:27
fux mcclit
Excuse me, you mean Veronica? is that what you mean, Steve?
00:12:29
Steve-O
I'm sorry, Veronica.
00:12:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:12:30
Steve-O
Code code no mo.
00:12:33
IGOTTADUMP
Code No Mo.
00:12:34
Steve-O
Code no mo.
00:12:35
IGOTTADUMP
um i um I saw the link ah that everybody was talking about.
00:12:36
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know why I find that funny.
00:12:43
IGOTTADUMP
you know I wanted to see little little chubby ass link.
00:12:43
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, oh. at length that's the That's the only one?
00:12:46
Steve-O
That's dust this episode, Chris.
00:12:48
IGOTTADUMP
I know, but you that's the only thing I've heard.
00:12:49
Steve-O
That's this episode. We're talking about last week's episode.
00:12:53
IGOTTADUMP
i that's all i That's been dominating the news cycle.
00:12:56
Steve-O
but You know what I gotta say?
00:12:58
JohhnyCAGE
That's uh.
00:12:58
Steve-O
that's pretty That's pretty strong. They ended this week, and the only thing that you can remember? Chubby Link.
00:13:06
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:13:07
fux mcclit
Oh yeah, Fat Link.
00:13:09
JohhnyCAGE
That link.
00:13:09
Steve-O
Fat Sarfox.
00:13:10
fux mcclit
flirting flirting were Flirting versus harassment Link now.
00:13:10
Steve-O
Fat Link.
00:13:11
JohhnyCAGE
That need link. Yeah.
00:13:14
IGOTTADUMP
But wait, wait, what was what was last week?
00:13:14
Steve-O
I think I...
00:13:16
IGOTTADUMP
Because I might need a i My head was so filled.
00:13:17
JohhnyCAGE
So last week was officially...
00:13:18
Steve-O
Hold on. All right. So we have to do a Billy Joel style song for Chris with the summer games fest.
00:13:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, please.
00:13:22
Steve-O
So you want to take it, Devin?
00:13:25
JohhnyCAGE
No.
00:13:25
IGOTTADUMP
We didn't start the fire.
00:13:26
JohhnyCAGE
and I'll let you...
00:13:27
IGOTTADUMP
They didn't start.
00:13:27
Steve-O
You don't want to even want to do a little bit like a try.
00:13:29
JohhnyCAGE
I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I couldn't tell you.
00:13:31
IGOTTADUMP
Ana Luchia delayed.
00:13:31
JohhnyCAGE
i won't I don't know Billy Joel songs. I don't know.
00:13:34
Steve-O
Come on. It's a Prince Diana. garden not Gonna drive a car no more. Right.
00:13:40
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I've never heard of that Billy Joel song.
00:13:41
Steve-O
That's that.
00:13:42
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, no.
00:13:42
JohhnyCAGE
What?
00:13:43
IGOTTADUMP
That's... Devin, you never...
00:13:45
JohhnyCAGE
Wait, what about... ah Can we do Meat Loaf?
00:13:49
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, just tell me what games came out last week.
00:13:51
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:13:51
IGOTTADUMP
or What trailers did.
00:13:52
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, do not do not do a music bit with me.
00:13:53
IGOTTADUMP
Alright.
00:13:54
JohhnyCAGE
ah ill I'll fail you every time.
00:13:56
Steve-O
ah Gears of War, Modern Warfare.
00:13:56
IGOTTADUMP
Alright.
00:13:57
JohhnyCAGE
ah So we Gears of War, God of War, Wolverine, Until Dawn that's true.
00:14:03
IGOTTADUMP
Wow. I wonder why I forgot. but
00:14:09
fux mcclit
I saw Halos can be played third person now, which made me throw up a little bit that people are hyping that up.
00:14:14
JohhnyCAGE
Is that true?
00:14:14
IGOTTADUMP
Maybe I just forced myself not to remember of that because it was dumb.
00:14:18
JohhnyCAGE
ah
00:14:18
IGOTTADUMP
Like all of it.
00:14:18
Steve-O
Wolf Among Us got ah getting two announced officially for reals.
00:14:22
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. All right.
00:14:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, they showed off Wolf Among Us 2.
00:14:24
IGOTTADUMP
that's open
00:14:25
JohhnyCAGE
A new stuntman game.
00:14:27
Steve-O
New Stunman. Those games are fun.
00:14:28
JohhnyCAGE
Stuntman. Let's see. Onimushi got a release date.
00:14:32
Steve-O
Blood of the Dawnwalker.
00:14:33
JohhnyCAGE
Shout out.
00:14:33
IGOTTADUMP
Don't let you guys are losing me.
00:14:33
Steve-O
that's That's one of John's picks for fantasy.
00:14:36
JohhnyCAGE
A little game called Final Fantasy 7 Revelations.
00:14:40
IGOTTADUMP
Guys are losing me.
00:14:40
JohhnyCAGE
You guys showing off?
00:14:41
IGOTTADUMP
You're losing me.
00:14:42
JohhnyCAGE
I'm losing you. right.
00:14:44
fux mcclit
Revelations.
00:14:44
Steve-O
A little game called Mighty Cuphead Adventure got announced, which is a pixel version of Cuphead.
00:14:45
JohhnyCAGE
A little Revelations.
00:14:49
fux mcclit
Cuphead.
00:14:49
JohhnyCAGE
Hey, a little gain of a little game called ah Attack on Titan 3.
00:14:54
Steve-O
Attack on Titan.
00:14:54
JohhnyCAGE
ah A little game called Street Fighter 6 Tifa Edition.
00:14:55
IGOTTADUMP
and like yeah
00:14:57
JohhnyCAGE
I thought...
00:15:00
Steve-O
So you know what?
00:15:00
fux mcclit
Oh, man. Oh, yeah, I have thoughts about that.
00:15:02
Steve-O
Okay, let's hear it Boom.
00:15:03
fux mcclit
not about Not about Tifa in general, but just like a lot of people are fucking pissed that they just have a bunch of new characters, but. We have a fucking Filipino character for the first time in Street Fighter history, and that's pretty exciting for me.
00:15:17
JohhnyCAGE
i felt That is cool.
00:15:18
IGOTTADUMP
Which character is Filipino?
00:15:20
fux mcclit
ah ya Yasmin.
00:15:20
JohhnyCAGE
the more The one who stabbed you?
00:15:22
fux mcclit
She's the one with the karambit knife.
00:15:22
IGOTTADUMP
You asked
00:15:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:15:24
fux mcclit
That's the one where I'm thinking about collecting karambit knives now because of that. Because I should.
00:15:30
Steve-O
There you go.
00:15:31
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's been.
00:15:31
fux mcclit
I should be collecting butterfly knives because that's like a real Filipino thing.
00:15:34
Steve-O
I think that's illegal to do in the state.
00:15:35
JohhnyCAGE
Is that really?
00:15:37
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:15:37
JohhnyCAGE
That's a Filipino thing?
00:15:37
fux mcclit
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, look them up.
00:15:40
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:15:40
fux mcclit
Balisong.
00:15:40
Steve-O
That would be sick as hell, John, if you just started flipping butterfly knives.
00:15:40
IGOTTADUMP
Bally Song? Bally Song Knives?
00:15:42
fux mcclit
I think that's...
00:15:44
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, Bally Song Knives are Filipino.
00:15:46
fux mcclit
I think that's Filipino, right?
00:15:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:15:48
fux mcclit
Yeah. Yeah, Chris, fact check me. Fat.
00:15:51
IGOTTADUMP
I'm almost positive.
00:15:52
fux mcclit
Fat check me, Chris. Fat check me.
00:15:54
JohhnyCAGE
Butterfly knife origin country.
00:15:55
IGOTTADUMP
Fat checking?
00:15:55
fux mcclit
Check my fat, Chris.
00:15:56
JohhnyCAGE
So, yeah, the butterfly knife, traditionally known as the balsang, most famously originated in the Philippines, specifically the batanga Batango province.
00:15:57
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, we got lot of fat, dog. Yeah.
00:16:01
Steve-O
Hellsong.
00:16:02
fux mcclit
Yeah, dude. Dude, you guys... You guys downplay me all the time for being Filipino, but we're deadly. We're deadly assassins.
00:16:09
Steve-O
I don't think we downplay you for being Filipino.
00:16:09
IGOTTADUMP
wait
00:16:11
fux mcclit
You guys low-key downplay me all the time for for my heritage.
00:16:11
Steve-O
Wait a minute. You guys really hold me down.
00:16:15
IGOTTADUMP
is she is yasmin is yasmin new brand new brand spanking new wow
00:16:19
fux mcclit
Yeah, she's brand new.
00:16:19
JohhnyCAGE
yeah. yeah
00:16:21
fux mcclit
There's a couple brand new characters. There's her. One of them's a, I think he's he's like a fucking world tour guy. and i don't really care about him.
00:16:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, one of them's like your rival in the world tour mode, bo Bosh or whatever.
00:16:30
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:16:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:16:32
fux mcclit
Which is lame.
00:16:33
IGOTTADUMP
I
00:16:34
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I think his name's Bosh.
00:16:34
Steve-O
bosh
00:16:35
fux mcclit
Um.
00:16:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:16:36
fux mcclit
what What sucks is, like, I kind of, like, I could care less if Vega's in the game or not, but, like, there were, like, really strong rumors that Hagar was going to be in the game.
00:16:42
JohhnyCAGE
People seem bummed.
00:16:44
fux mcclit
i was pretty excited for that, but, you know, for some reason, Capcom likes putting some grapplers in their game, but they don't like making them good or making a lot of them.
00:16:49
IGOTTADUMP
think he died. Did
00:16:56
IGOTTADUMP
did he die?
00:16:56
Steve-O
I'm waiting for Saturday Night Slam Masters. Who, Hagar?
00:16:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, he died of a heart attack, right?
00:17:00
Steve-O
You know what? Isn't the city like...
00:17:04
JohhnyCAGE
He balanced the budget and then they went crazy.
00:17:04
Steve-O
The city in Street Fighter VI is like literally like there's a giant statue dedicated to him.
00:17:07
fux mcclit
Yeah, it's metro it's Metro City, yeah.
00:17:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:10
fux mcclit
Isn't that what it is?
00:17:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:17:11
fux mcclit
At Metro City?
00:17:11
Steve-O
Yeah, you're right.
00:17:12
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know why I know this, but I'm pretty sure he died of a heart attack.
00:17:17
fux mcclit
Taggart?
00:17:17
JohhnyCAGE
In the Lord, that he died of a heart attack.
00:17:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
00:17:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:18
fux mcclit
Dog.
00:17:20
IGOTTADUMP
like He died like a...
00:17:20
fux mcclit
Dog.
00:17:22
IGOTTADUMP
He went out not fighting, but you know happy.
00:17:25
fux mcclit
Nah, dog.
00:17:25
Steve-O
He was at a steakhouse when it happened.
00:17:27
IGOTTADUMP
yeah He's trying to eat the 120-ounce steak.
00:17:29
JohhnyCAGE
He was that at a Texas Roadhouse and he choked to death on that on those honey buns, dude.
00:17:31
Steve-O
but
00:17:34
JohhnyCAGE
Honey butter.
00:17:34
Steve-O
Those buns, man. and they They call them the Widowmakers, those honey buns.
00:17:37
IGOTTADUMP
He went out like a champ, Devin.
00:17:39
JohhnyCAGE
Hey, hey, that's...
00:17:39
IGOTTADUMP
alright
00:17:40
JohhnyCAGE
I've long said, I said, if I choke, don't rescue me. I don't want to be rescued.
00:17:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh my god. DNR on your wrist.
00:17:46
Steve-O
You don't even want the Heimlich?
00:17:46
JohhnyCAGE
If...
00:17:47
fux mcclit
And who that's brutal.
00:17:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:48
JohhnyCAGE
Like, like, if I'm...
00:17:49
IGOTTADUMP
Just get tattooed DNR on your wrist if you want that kind of shit.
00:17:51
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I'm telling you right now, if I, like, you know when you go to those those restaurants where you can flip the the coin red and and green?
00:17:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:59
JohhnyCAGE
Like, if I'm eating the rolls at a Texas Roadhouse, I'll flip it to DNR. I was like, this is how I'm going
00:18:04
Steve-O
If it says DNR, though, the thing, though, is it's like, oh this might mean Devin needs rescuing.
00:18:10
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:18:10
JohhnyCAGE
No, do not. ah
00:18:11
Steve-O
but
00:18:15
JohhnyCAGE
ah It's red and it has a big X.
00:18:16
fux mcclit
Devin needs rest.
00:18:19
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, this means that he wants to be rescued.
00:18:20
Steve-O
No, that's not an X.
00:18:21
fux mcclit
No, don't do it. Stop doing it.
00:18:22
Steve-O
That's a cross. That's a red cross.
00:18:24
JohhnyCAGE
I'll be like, why'd you let me go
00:18:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:18:27
fux mcclit
Stop rescuing me, please.
00:18:31
JohhnyCAGE
Put me back. Put it back in my throat. Yeah.
00:18:34
Steve-O
back I was at the gates, the pearly gates.
00:18:39
JohhnyCAGE
I saw the source wall.
00:18:39
IGOTTADUMP
um Gentlemen, i'm I'm truly sorry. I don't remember any of these games besides a ah ah fat link. um I just, I don't care.
00:18:51
Steve-O
Well, think maybe we can talk about fat link right now then because it's a good segue.
00:18:53
JohhnyCAGE
We're talking about fat link. we We talk about the thing Chris doesn't care about fat links.
00:18:58
IGOTTADUMP
I care about fat link. um This is the thing I remembered.
00:18:59
JohhnyCAGE
oh
00:19:01
Steve-O
That's what he brought.
00:19:01
JohhnyCAGE
Bah humbug. Bah humbug I say.
00:19:04
IGOTTADUMP
Well, ah yeah, I,
00:19:04
Steve-O
So Chris, Ocarina of Time, this game came out in 1998.
00:19:10
IGOTTADUMP
I got some opinions about about all this.
00:19:12
fux mcclit
I got opinions, too.
00:19:13
IGOTTADUMP
I got some opinions, man.
00:19:13
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:19:14
IGOTTADUMP
Ocarina of Time?
00:19:14
fux mcclit
you know i Chris, how many times do you play this game? I played on N64. Yeah, and I played on 3DS. And it was pretty fucking perfect on 3DS, not going lie.
00:19:24
fux mcclit
That was an amazing experience, playing that on 3DS.
00:19:27
IGOTTADUMP
I played it on S64 and the GameCube.
00:19:30
Steve-O
ah you played the ah the Master Quest.
00:19:30
fux mcclit
Oh, you played? Oh, Hardy freaking hard. We got the master in the house, Master Galani. Wow, I played Master... I played the $900 used copy of of ah pre-owned of fucking master Master Edition.
00:19:46
IGOTTADUMP
Is that the one that had both?
00:19:47
fux mcclit
Yeah, that was worth a lot of money. It still is, I think, now.
00:19:49
IGOTTADUMP
That had Majora's Mask too?
00:19:49
Steve-O
Oh yeah.
00:19:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, my brother had that.
00:19:50
fux mcclit
Yeah, that was... Yeah.
00:19:52
JohhnyCAGE
ah You didn't play the GB, the DS remake?
00:19:56
IGOTTADUMP
I didn't actually.
00:19:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:19:58
fux mcclit
I thought that one was awesome. The 3DS version.
00:20:00
Steve-O
The, uh, the 3ds version of Ocarina time was awesome. The Majora's mask remake, they changed too many things and it wasn't as awesome, but, uh, no, no.
00:20:08
IGOTTADUMP
Ah, interesting.
00:20:09
fux mcclit
Did they make him fat?
00:20:09
IGOTTADUMP
Interesting.
00:20:11
JohhnyCAGE
It...
00:20:11
Steve-O
Cause in that one, they, they kind of styled link more after uh, the art from back in the day.
00:20:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. I remember liking the design. i just the only problem was it was on 3DS and I was like.
00:20:23
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I felt it's
00:20:24
fux mcclit
Wait, can we backtrack a little bit? Are ballast songs really illegal in New Jersey?
00:20:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:20:28
IGOTTADUMP
oh yeah.
00:20:30
Steve-O
They may be.
00:20:30
JohhnyCAGE
Let me look.
00:20:31
Steve-O
I think butterfly knives are like one of those things that are like very outlawed.
00:20:34
fux mcclit
Damn. I'll ask Ray. I'll ask Ray.
00:20:36
Steve-O
Yeah, ask Ray. Ray would know more than me. i Ray's probably like, yeah, i got three of those suckers under my deck.
00:20:39
JohhnyCAGE
So important
00:20:42
fux mcclit
i shouldn't I shouldn't buy these right now that I have in my cart.
00:20:43
JohhnyCAGE
According to ai Overview, which is not nearly as right, in New Jersey, you can legally own a butterfly knife, but it is generally illegal to carry one.
00:20:47
Steve-O
No, that's Al.
00:20:47
fux mcclit
No, totally accurate. It's totally accurate. yeah
00:20:49
Steve-O
That's al
00:20:52
fux mcclit
Algae rhythm.
00:20:55
JohhnyCAGE
So you can have it in your house.
00:20:56
fux mcclit
Oh.
00:20:57
Steve-O
Okay.
00:20:57
JohhnyCAGE
You can't walk around with it.
00:21:00
Steve-O
Can't be flipping it around as like ah like a fidget spinner.
00:21:02
IGOTTADUMP
Well, what the hell is the fun in that?
00:21:03
JohhnyCAGE
You can't be flipping it around in front of Jason Voorhees, you know?
00:21:05
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:21:06
JohhnyCAGE
Where to rip his face off.
00:21:07
IGOTTADUMP
That's kind of the part of the fun.
00:21:07
Steve-O
New.
00:21:09
fux mcclit
So I can't bring it to movies?
00:21:12
IGOTTADUMP
You could flick it around in movies.
00:21:14
fux mcclit
was just like...
00:21:15
IGOTTADUMP
You know what? You know what?
00:21:16
Steve-O
yeah Can't bring this to the movie.
00:21:17
IGOTTADUMP
For this movie, for for where we're going to go see our movie, mate maybe.
00:21:20
fux mcclit
can't bring it to the Furious? yeah
00:21:21
Steve-O
Oh.
00:21:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I would want you to bring that, maybe.
00:21:22
fux mcclit
Yeah. Yeah, you need a fucking combat knife if you're going to see a movie like that.
00:21:24
IGOTTADUMP
It's
00:21:27
fux mcclit
Come on.
00:21:29
IGOTTADUMP
fair.
00:21:30
fux mcclit
Come on, Devin. Stop fucking cock-blocking me, dude.
00:21:33
JohhnyCAGE
Listen, dude, du we could have used that butterfly knife when we saw the back rooms, dude.
00:21:33
Steve-O
Devin. Come on.
00:21:35
IGOTTADUMP
I
00:21:35
Steve-O
Repeal the law, man.
00:21:35
fux mcclit
Come on. Come on, dude.
00:21:39
JohhnyCAGE
Chris was about to get God, I thought.
00:21:41
IGOTTADUMP
got into a little bit of an altercation.
00:21:41
fux mcclit
He hated it?
00:21:42
Steve-O
Oh.
00:21:42
IGOTTADUMP
I know, I got into an altercation.
00:21:43
Steve-O
oh
00:21:43
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah, I heard that.
00:21:44
IGOTTADUMP
got into an altercation.
00:21:44
fux mcclit
You, you, yeah, you...
00:21:45
Steve-O
Dude.
00:21:45
fux mcclit
had fight those guys.
00:21:46
Steve-O
I have been hearing that that's that's ah like an epidemic with that movie.
00:21:50
JohhnyCAGE
With the back room?
00:21:50
Steve-O
Where...
00:21:50
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, idiots?
00:21:51
fux mcclit
Oh, people just...
00:21:51
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, idiots?
00:21:51
Steve-O
Of backrooms, evil idiots, but like specifically like backrooms. Apparently that is like a, like just there's tons of YouTube videos of people being like, dude, you can't go to the movies anymore because people are just there.
00:22:05
Steve-O
Like you said, they're idiots.
00:22:06
JohhnyCAGE
They want it to be viral moments and you're like, you're not popular.
00:22:06
Steve-O
They're idiots now.
00:22:09
JohhnyCAGE
You're not cool. You're just 15.
00:22:12
IGOTTADUMP
bla
00:22:12
Steve-O
You're just 15.
00:22:12
JohhnyCAGE
And I.
00:22:13
fux mcclit
You're just 15, dog.
00:22:13
IGOTTADUMP
There
00:22:14
Steve-O
You don't actually have a culture.
00:22:14
JohhnyCAGE
We all need. Dude, I need it.
00:22:17
JohhnyCAGE
We all need that guy that threatened to beat the shit out of me when I saw Scream 2 with Dave Costell.
00:22:17
Steve-O
You're just 15.
00:22:22
Steve-O
you know God bless that guy. God bless the guy who's going after the guy who stole the Lego fortune.
00:22:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that guy scared me straight. Yeah. like objectively that man was said if you do don't shut the fuck up I'm going beat this shit out of you and i was like oh I am being rude and then I learned my lesson um be i was ah i I was acting my age let's just say that
00:22:40
Steve-O
being a little little wild right now.
00:22:43
IGOTTADUMP
um
00:22:45
IGOTTADUMP
if if If I may veer on back to the to the fat link of it all.
00:22:49
JohhnyCAGE
after
00:22:52
IGOTTADUMP
yeah The fat link in the room, if you will. um
00:22:55
Steve-O
yeah
00:22:55
JohhnyCAGE
do you think he loses the baby fat when he becomes an adult
00:22:58
IGOTTADUMP
i think i think this is um I think this is intentional in a sense where I think they're trying to get people used to a live action link.
00:22:59
JohhnyCAGE
or he just gets
00:23:13
Steve-O
That makes sense to me.
00:23:15
fux mcclit
But we don't want that.
00:23:15
IGOTTADUMP
That's how I feel. I don't care if you want it, John.
00:23:16
fux mcclit
everybody Everybody thought that they wanted it with Twilight Princess and then they came out with Breath of the Wild. Why would we go backwards? you know Give us Ocarina of Time.
00:23:24
IGOTTADUMP
Because you have to set up the movie. You have to get people used to it.
00:23:27
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. You said live action.
00:23:29
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm.
00:23:30
Steve-O
and
00:23:30
fux mcclit
Gross.
00:23:31
Steve-O
I mean, it's the Zelda 40th anniversary. so you know, that's why they're doing this. But.
00:23:36
fux mcclit
Could you imagine the backlash if they came out with like Breath of the Wild remake instead of Ocarina remake and made
00:23:42
Steve-O
you just
00:23:42
IGOTTADUMP
oh And he's like real looking and fat.
00:23:43
Steve-O
Oh.
00:23:46
Steve-O
That'd be weird.
00:23:46
JohhnyCAGE
By either the way, by the way, this is coming out this year, 2026, they said.
00:23:47
fux mcclit
it's just red It's just Red Dead graphics. Devin would play that.
00:23:52
Steve-O
Yeah, 2026. I snatched that up and from rain in fantasy.
00:23:56
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. i don't know when it's coming out. I don't know where they're going to fit it but.
00:24:00
Steve-O
I think November. I think they are literally... Because Nintendo don't care. Nintendo don't care about Grand Theft Auto.
00:24:04
fux mcclit
Oh, can we set... Yeah, open up the archives so we can fucking... We can notarize this. Let's set an over-under for price on this.
00:24:11
Steve-O
Okay.
00:24:14
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, interesting.
00:24:14
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, 80 bucks.
00:24:14
Steve-O
Price?
00:24:15
JohhnyCAGE
80 bucks.
00:24:15
IGOTTADUMP
80. 80. 70.
00:24:15
Steve-O
80 bucks.
00:24:15
IGOTTADUMP
eight eighty
00:24:17
fux mcclit
$79.99 for Wokeryna Crime.
00:24:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:24:19
JohhnyCAGE
And it will be a bundle. They'll bundle the shit out of this game too.
00:24:19
fux mcclit
Dude, I don't know, dude.
00:24:23
Steve-O
Yeah, I do believe there are rumors where there is going to be a Switch 2 edition.
00:24:27
fux mcclit
How much was... What was the last remake that they did?
00:24:31
Steve-O
Star Fox. It's coming out in 10 days.
00:24:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:24:34
fux mcclit
That doesn't...
00:24:34
JohhnyCAGE
That's...
00:24:34
fux mcclit
Fat Fox doesn't count.
00:24:35
Steve-O
10 days.
00:24:36
JohhnyCAGE
But, no, isn't Star Fox...
00:24:36
fux mcclit
No, I don't want to...
00:24:36
Steve-O
What do you mean? Fat Link, Fat Fox?
00:24:37
fux mcclit
Wait.
00:24:38
Steve-O
Dude, Switch 2.
00:24:38
fux mcclit
Wait, it's...
00:24:39
JohhnyCAGE
I think, yeah, Yeah, you wait, wait.
00:24:41
fux mcclit
Is Fat Fox
00:24:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, 79.99.
00:24:43
Steve-O
No, 50 bucks.
00:24:43
JohhnyCAGE
i think yeah it's fifty more
00:24:44
fux mcclit
right um
00:24:44
Steve-O
It's a budget title.
00:24:45
fux mcclit
um i'll set I'll set the over-under. Here, I'll set the over-under for $59.99. You guys say over or under.
00:24:50
Steve-O
Okay.
00:24:53
Steve-O
I'm going to over.
00:24:55
IGOTTADUMP
Over.
00:24:55
Steve-O
I think it's going to be $69.99. Okay.
00:24:58
JohhnyCAGE
yeah ah you wait wait
00:24:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, um' I'm going full $79.99. It's going to be the Prestige remake.
00:25:01
JohhnyCAGE
yeah seventy nine ninety nine
00:25:04
IGOTTADUMP
This is going to sell Switch tos
00:25:07
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I think they i think they literally...
00:25:09
fux mcclit
I mean, that that's what the zeitgeist is saying now, Chris.
00:25:09
JohhnyCAGE
There's another game that...
00:25:13
fux mcclit
like Everyone's like, oh, I never...
00:25:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:25:16
fux mcclit
Like, the I keep seeing the, I never planned on getting a Switch 2. And then, like, you... And then the sound effect is fucking the Ocarina, like, Song of Storms or whatever.
00:25:24
IGOTTADUMP
Dude, easy mode.
00:25:25
fux mcclit
And then, like, it's just a picture of that the Switch 2 in shopping basket that they just bought because...
00:25:25
Steve-O
Mm.
00:25:31
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude. And then cut to the the Scarface meme. Count money.
00:25:34
fux mcclit
And I'm sorry, but, like...
00:25:35
IGOTTADUMP
Count money. but that and ah the the ten that Count money.
00:25:38
fux mcclit
And again, like, don't take this... don't take this the wrong way because I love Ocarina of Time. It was my favorite game of all time for a long period of my, of my life. But like, you can't sit there and be like, oh, dude, I love Ocarina of Time only and I'll, and I never played Breath of the Wild because of it.
00:25:56
fux mcclit
Like, fuck you, dude.
00:25:57
Steve-O
If you haven't moved past Ocarina of Time being the best Zelda, yeah.
00:25:57
fux mcclit
Like, yeah, it's like, come on, dude.
00:25:58
JohhnyCAGE
That's a weird thing.
00:26:01
IGOTTADUMP
Well, but I hate to say it, but I think they're banking on that.
00:26:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:01
fux mcclit
Like,
00:26:05
fux mcclit
No, no, no. I'm i'm saying like the people, there are people out there that are like this already. So like, I'm just saying, fuck you to those guys.
00:26:09
IGOTTADUMP
Totally. Yeah. there there there's this Nintendo is banking on those people with this remake.
00:26:11
fux mcclit
And it's like,
00:26:16
IGOTTADUMP
They're like, there are these ass-hurt idiots they can't accept Breath of the Wild as being a good Zelda game, so we're going to give them what they want with this, and now they're going to buy a Switch twos
00:26:20
fux mcclit
it's insane.
00:26:29
Steve-O
We need that. We need that right now. They're saying.
00:26:31
IGOTTADUMP
They need it. They need it. They need everything they can get.
00:26:33
Steve-O
we We still have people going nuts buying Switch 1
Live Service Games Challenges
00:26:37
Steve-O
games. Tomodachi Life popped off.
00:26:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:26:40
Steve-O
They didn't expect that.
00:26:40
IGOTTADUMP
What's that about, Steve?
00:26:42
Steve-O
It's just because you can make it you can make Walter White. I've seen like 100 in people's YouTube videos already.
00:26:50
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I mean, yeah, that's great. Right. um Is that it though?
00:26:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:26:57
Steve-O
you can have him interacting with other characters from things you, you have been around.
00:27:01
JohhnyCAGE
You can make a Jesse Pinkman to Chris.
00:27:04
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, oh, oh
00:27:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:27:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:27:07
Steve-O
I've seen a lot of people have Leon Kennedy, ah eaten, eaten, uh, a ah box combo from raising canes.
00:27:14
IGOTTADUMP
What? He's raising games in it.
00:27:15
Steve-O
I, I know this because this is what's going on i in my Island.
00:27:15
fux mcclit
actually that's actually That's actually pretty based. not pretty base i'm not gonna lie
00:27:19
Steve-O
So it's, yeah.
00:27:21
fux mcclit
That's pretty based.
00:27:23
Steve-O
ah No, you can just make any item in the game and any anyone in the game.
00:27:23
fux mcclit
It's pretty based.
00:27:25
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:27:27
Steve-O
ah Like ah we added, um we added oral rabies vaccination raviolis to the game. So,
00:27:36
IGOTTADUMP
Ah, yes.
00:27:36
fux mcclit
is ah has leon Has Leon's ever been so prominent?
00:27:37
JohhnyCAGE
I'm telling you,
00:27:37
IGOTTADUMP
I know him.
00:27:39
fux mcclit
Yes.
00:27:41
fux mcclit
like meta presence ever been so prominent
00:27:45
Steve-O
No, I mean, that's the thing for the code Veronica. I'm sorry, Veronica remake.
00:27:49
fux mcclit
yes
00:27:50
Steve-O
ah They announced that Leon will will be, you know, around in it. They're just trying to get that heat because like in the original game, he's just an email like he doesn't.
00:27:55
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:27:59
Steve-O
He's not in it.
00:28:00
JohhnyCAGE
too.
00:28:00
Steve-O
It's just Claire.
00:28:01
JohhnyCAGE
That's his wife, bro. that's his white bro
00:28:02
fux mcclit
So, okay. So, so RE4, so ari for like, kind of, like, resur not resurrected, but, like, you know, they realized what they had with this sex symbol of of a person, and then Resident Evil 9 just fucking blasted him into the stratosphere.
00:28:04
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:28:14
Steve-O
Right.
00:28:18
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
00:28:19
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:20
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
00:28:21
fux mcclit
With the, dad, he's home. Fucking Sony posting that. on TikTok?
00:28:26
IGOTTADUMP
They know what they're doing.
00:28:26
fux mcclit
Like, come on, dog!
00:28:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:28:28
fux mcclit
Yeah, it's like all...
00:28:28
IGOTTADUMP
They know what they're doing.
00:28:28
JohhnyCAGE
on I knew what they were doing with that wooden sleeve shirt.
00:28:29
IGOTTADUMP
And you know what? I own Sony stock. So when I saw that, I was like, oh, yeah, baby, give me i that money.
00:28:30
fux mcclit
Dude, yeah.
00:28:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:28:34
fux mcclit
Yeah, they're fucking...
00:28:34
Steve-O
Oh, we're eating.
00:28:36
fux mcclit
Oh, you own Sony stock?
00:28:37
IGOTTADUMP
that money.
00:28:38
fux mcclit
Oh, man.
00:28:38
JohhnyCAGE
Watching the numbers go up.
00:28:39
IGOTTADUMP
I still do.
00:28:39
fux mcclit
that Yeah, were you part were you one of the the shareholders that decided to buy Bungie, too?
00:28:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:28:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. course
00:28:45
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, that was unfortunately Chris's call.
00:28:47
IGOTTADUMP
I had to. Wait, we had to. First of all, first of all,
00:28:49
Steve-O
Hey, my friend John really likes this Destiny game.
00:28:49
fux mcclit
we Yeah, we They really pulled... They really pulled our arm. They twisted our arm for it.
00:28:57
IGOTTADUMP
i am'm tired I'm tired of my friend playing only Destiny 2.
00:28:57
fux mcclit
They made us.
00:29:01
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:29:02
IGOTTADUMP
So we need to make this studio suck as far as possible.
00:29:05
Steve-O
So can we ah can we end this Destiny thing and start a new one?
00:29:09
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Yeah, I want to experience other games. like This is ridiculous.
00:29:13
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:29:13
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah, how do we...
00:29:13
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. We didn't. ah yeah Did you guys talk about that?
00:29:16
JohhnyCAGE
What, Destiny 2 kind of...
00:29:16
fux mcclit
The whole destiny thing?
00:29:17
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, we poured one out.
00:29:17
JohhnyCAGE
A little bit, yeah.
00:29:18
Steve-O
We poured one out for Destiny.
00:29:20
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:29:20
JohhnyCAGE
Word one out.
00:29:20
fux mcclit
What was the consensus from you guys?
00:29:21
Steve-O
op We said, man, you think John's you think john's crying right now?
00:29:26
fux mcclit
I was sad, yeah.
00:29:26
Steve-O
We said, nah, nah.
00:29:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, well, you would set you had said you were, ah did you end up doing it or or not yet?
00:29:27
fux mcclit
Like...
00:29:27
Steve-O
He's doing a raid.
00:29:32
JohhnyCAGE
You said you were kind of going hop on one lap.
00:29:33
fux mcclit
how dude.
00:29:34
Steve-O
Are you going to do the Kalis raid as the final one, you think?
00:29:36
fux mcclit
Nah. Do I wanna dig my PlayStation 5? Like, do I wanna exhume my PlayStation 5 from my previous body?
00:29:43
Steve-O
ah You got to play it on the 4.
00:29:43
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like, do you want to grab your sledgehammer and and hit the concrete floor that you put under you store your PS5?
00:29:44
Steve-O
You got to play it on the PlayStation 4.
00:29:49
fux mcclit
No, cause... Yeah, cause that's the problem. It's like... That's the problem with a game, like, like destiny is like it it's so hard like once you finally let go of it like it's it just feels like it feels like uh it doesn't feel like you're like when i when i go back and play red dead 2 in a couple of years right it's gonna be like saying hello to an old friend with destiny 2 would be like you know it's it's a completely different
00:30:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:30:17
JohhnyCAGE
It's like you unearthed your fucking heroin spoon.
00:30:20
IGOTTADUMP
it May I go so far as to say ah Socrates' shadows in the wall? ah you were you were in the You were in the cave and you chained. You just saw the shadows in the wall.
00:30:29
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:30:30
IGOTTADUMP
And then your chains one day just fell off and you you walked out.
00:30:30
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:30:34
fux mcclit
No, and it's not even like in a it's not even an addiction thing. It's it's more like um like it like wait like... It's like... Devin, here, you'll you'll you'll level with me here.
00:30:44
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:30:44
fux mcclit
It's like when Kratos gets the fucking... ah Blades of Chaos.
00:30:47
IGOTTADUMP
Bleed to chaos.
00:30:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and he's like, I was a monster when I had these.
00:30:49
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:50
fux mcclit
You know?
00:30:51
IGOTTADUMP
I think we all know that.
00:30:51
fux mcclit
She's Athena.
00:30:51
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:30:52
IGOTTADUMP
word
00:30:52
fux mcclit
yeah
00:30:53
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:30:53
fux mcclit
Destiny is Athena to me. And like she's just like...
00:30:55
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm.
00:30:56
fux mcclit
No, you will complete all of these quests.
00:30:57
JohhnyCAGE
Reminds you that you'll never not be a monster.
00:30:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:30:59
fux mcclit
You will complete 95 hours worth of quests in three days.
00:31:00
Steve-O
yeah
00:31:03
JohhnyCAGE
You will do your nails.
00:31:04
fux mcclit
There's not enough time in those days, but you will do it because you're my you're my monster.
00:31:04
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:31:07
Steve-O
You will.
00:31:09
JohhnyCAGE
You will shirk your responsibilities.
00:31:09
fux mcclit
you're my mom You're a monster. and you'll You've never changed.
00:31:12
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:31:12
Steve-O
Oh, that's that needle drop right there.
00:31:13
fux mcclit
you'
00:31:14
JohhnyCAGE
And you're like, i know.
00:31:14
fux mcclit
You've never changed.
00:31:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:31:16
fux mcclit
You've never changed Guardian. Yeah, and and I'm just like, I know, while like Christopher Judge, like fucking crying with the mocaps on.
00:31:21
JohhnyCAGE
and then And then you hear the PS5 beep. I know. Beep.
00:31:24
Steve-O
deep
00:31:25
fux mcclit
I know, yeah.
00:31:25
JohhnyCAGE
And you're like, ha.
00:31:27
fux mcclit
Yeah, because it's like, you know, and I don't i like...
00:31:28
JohhnyCAGE
I get it.
00:31:31
fux mcclit
It's too much. it's over it's overwhelm
00:31:32
Steve-O
It's hard going back to a live service game.
00:31:33
fux mcclit
It's overwhelming. Yeah, it's overwhelming.
00:31:34
Steve-O
You come back, they add all these new things. There's all these new little tutorial pop-ups that'll be like, we added a new currency. It's a desktop bucks or something.
00:31:42
fux mcclit
And leave it...
00:31:43
Steve-O
They're like, what the fuck?
00:31:43
fux mcclit
leave it to Leave it to Tim Lucas to actually, like, lock in on a game that fucking no Destiny player ever wants to play in Marathon.
00:31:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:31:50
fux mcclit
Like, I love that.
00:31:50
Steve-O
Oh, is that Marathon? I've been seeing Stim playing Marathon on Steam.
00:31:51
fux mcclit
Yeah, i love that.
00:31:54
IGOTTADUMP
Wait, that came out?
00:31:54
fux mcclit
ah Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:55
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
00:31:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's been out.
00:31:56
IGOTTADUMP
What the...
00:31:57
Steve-O
That's not good that Chris did not know this.
00:31:59
fux mcclit
Yeah, Chris, you're a fucking, you're shareholder, dude. How do you not know?
00:32:03
IGOTTADUMP
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, crap.
00:32:04
JohhnyCAGE
I should have told them to cancel that.
00:32:05
Steve-O
Chris, you missed some of the meetings.
00:32:06
fux mcclit
Oh, no.
00:32:07
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:32:07
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit.
00:32:07
Steve-O
yeah
00:32:08
IGOTTADUMP
Damn it. I didn't want that to come out. I said no. i said no.
00:32:08
fux mcclit
Oh, no.
00:32:14
fux mcclit
I voted against it.
00:32:15
Steve-O
We have one no.
00:32:17
JohhnyCAGE
They didn't hear one day.
00:32:18
Steve-O
That is Chris.
00:32:20
JohhnyCAGE
Don't do it! stick with you Stick with what you know!
00:32:24
IGOTTADUMP
I'm just, I i just, I'm Nina the Hollower is all I know my Steam Deck.
00:32:29
JohhnyCAGE
You've been playing that?
00:32:30
IGOTTADUMP
I have. Yes.
00:32:31
JohhnyCAGE
you You like it?
00:32:31
IGOTTADUMP
I
00:32:32
JohhnyCAGE
I didn't like it.
00:32:33
IGOTTADUMP
i do I don't i don't hate it.
00:32:35
fux mcclit
haven you Devin, you had so much emotional investment in that game.
00:32:37
IGOTTADUMP
I don't hate it.
00:32:39
JohhnyCAGE
I kick-started that game.
00:32:39
fux mcclit
And you didn't you don't even like it?
00:32:40
Steve-O
You funded it, yeah. People...
00:32:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I helped fund that fucking game.
00:32:41
fux mcclit
Yeah, and like it's it's you know it's Shovel Knight.
00:32:43
IGOTTADUMP
i lit I lit a tower. It felt really cool. That felt cool.
00:32:47
JohhnyCAGE
I hate those towers, dude. I was getting mad.
00:32:48
fux mcclit
Chris, is it as good as Celeste? Because I'm like i'm like knee-deep in Celeste right now.
00:32:53
IGOTTADUMP
Well, it's tough. Like, Devin is not lying.
00:32:57
fux mcclit
is it Is it harder than Celeste?
00:32:57
IGOTTADUMP
it's Yeah. Like, Celeste, I could beat in a couple of days. this is This takes some time to learn stuff.
00:33:03
JohhnyCAGE
feel like Celeste wants you to win, right? Celeste wants you to beat it.
00:33:07
fux mcclit
Yeah, like, yeah, kind that's like the the Hollow Knight in me is like, please, ew.
00:33:07
JohhnyCAGE
Isn't that like...
00:33:11
Steve-O
You sound kind of bummed by that.
00:33:12
fux mcclit
Like, it's like, it makes me cringe a little bit that it's so, like, uplifting and, like, you know, it's so supportive of you not dying and shit.
00:33:13
Steve-O
yeah
00:33:22
fux mcclit
And I'm just like, dude, like.
00:33:22
IGOTTADUMP
I will say this. There is that Dark Souls-esque-ness to it where you're you're constantly unlocking shortcuts to lead to other places
Game Critiques and Personal Tastes
00:33:30
IGOTTADUMP
and stuff like that.
00:33:30
JohhnyCAGE
talk about Mina or Celeste?
00:33:31
fux mcclit
Right.
00:33:32
IGOTTADUMP
Mina. Mina the Hollower.
00:33:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:33:33
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:33:33
IGOTTADUMP
that That's something that I'm familiar with. So it's it's that stuff I'm picking up pretty quickly.
00:33:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:33:40
IGOTTADUMP
um
00:33:41
JohhnyCAGE
I put about seven hours into that game and I still couldn't get comfortable with the the the Halloween timing.
00:33:41
IGOTTADUMP
But yeah, like the dip
00:33:47
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, this I don't know, man. man this just isnt
00:33:49
IGOTTADUMP
It does take some time. i did get a new weapon, so it kind of did unlock some aspects the game.
00:33:56
JohhnyCAGE
What was your starter?
00:33:57
IGOTTADUMP
got the blaster. Oh, I used the chain mace.
00:34:02
JohhnyCAGE
that's what I did.
00:34:03
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, chain mace, definitely.
00:34:04
JohhnyCAGE
I got the blaster and I fucking at this point, I'm I'm I'm well, I'm well, like I'm almost one and a half feet out of this game.
00:34:06
fux mcclit
guys are the same person.
00:34:14
JohhnyCAGE
I got the blaster and I was like, I hate this thing.
00:34:16
fux mcclit
Devin is like one layer...
00:34:17
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I love
00:34:18
fux mcclit
Devin is one layer of thicker skin away from like actually like liking Elden Ring, I think, to be honest.
00:34:24
IGOTTADUMP
He just needs to think it up a little.
00:34:26
fux mcclit
Yeah, you just need to just thicken thicken up a little bit, yeah.
00:34:27
IGOTTADUMP
Callous up.
00:34:29
JohhnyCAGE
No, dude.
00:34:30
Steve-O
I think, well, I think that's like he would hit my level where it's like, I like Elden Ring. I didn't finish Elden Ring, but I appreciate it. I know what it is.
00:34:38
fux mcclit
and Evan couldn't even appreciate it.
00:34:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I kind of like, I i was playing Lies of P, right? A game that people are like, this is on, this is like right there with the FromSoft games. And I was like, I i just can't stand the mechanics of these games, dude.
00:34:52
JohhnyCAGE
was like, these are bad.
00:34:52
IGOTTADUMP
I just threw up my mouth.
00:34:53
JohhnyCAGE
I like feel like I'm crazy when I just hear and see all the glaze that these games get. But that's me.
00:35:00
IGOTTADUMP
You are a little crazy.
00:35:01
fux mcclit
What the Dark Souls games or like or or Lazapy?
00:35:03
JohhnyCAGE
Just the Soul Stikes. No, just ah any of them. I'm like, these aren't fun to play. I don't get it. My brain isn't wired the same way.
00:35:13
IGOTTADUMP
I feel like every time I get an advancement in Mina the Hollower, like I'm doing something right.
00:35:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:35:17
IGOTTADUMP
like It feels... Every enhancement feels important.
00:35:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. No, like, yeah.
00:35:25
IGOTTADUMP
That's the, that's where I, that's what I like about it.
00:35:26
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:35:29
IGOTTADUMP
Like it's.
00:35:29
JohhnyCAGE
I had to like clarify my stance a little bit. I'm like, i I objectively know this is a very well-made and good game. It is just not for me. And I kind of was like, I was seven hours in.
00:35:39
IGOTTADUMP
All right.
00:35:40
fux mcclit
man how many times how many times are we going to hear that devon
00:35:41
IGOTTADUMP
I understand.
00:35:42
JohhnyCAGE
do...
00:35:43
Steve-O
Well, hold on. We do also have to keep in mind, this game's got this game's got Zelda DNA in it, too. This is a Link's Awakening slash Dark Souls style game.
00:35:48
IGOTTADUMP
Bitch.
00:35:53
Steve-O
And come on, Devin, you didn't you didn't like Link because he don't jump.
00:35:55
JohhnyCAGE
um i do
00:35:57
Steve-O
He don't jump.
00:35:57
JohhnyCAGE
i I mean, Mina jumps. It's just I hate...
00:36:00
Steve-O
We got jumps.
00:36:01
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, she jumps.
00:36:02
JohhnyCAGE
I hate the...
00:36:02
IGOTTADUMP
She burrows.
00:36:03
JohhnyCAGE
I really don't like the visual design of the game, to be honest. too Like...
00:36:07
IGOTTADUMP
Ah, man, I like that.
00:36:08
Steve-O
It's a Game Boy.
00:36:08
IGOTTADUMP
and i think it's cool.
00:36:08
Steve-O
It's Game Boy looking.
00:36:09
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, like... like i have Yeah, it's the Game Boy style, and it's it's not... a Again, it's not that the sprites aren't gorgeous.
00:36:17
IGOTTADUMP
I fought a turd, man.
00:36:17
JohhnyCAGE
I just... I have...
00:36:18
IGOTTADUMP
it was great.
00:36:19
JohhnyCAGE
I fought the dirt, man. I have trouble...
00:36:21
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:36:22
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:36:24
JohhnyCAGE
I have trouble with like just visually identifying like where I can go. like is that a thing I can jump? Oh no, that was a, that was a gap. Like that was a ah cliff. Like I just, everything about it.
00:36:36
JohhnyCAGE
And I played the demo a few months ago.
00:36:36
IGOTTADUMP
did you get the You got the bike, right?
00:36:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And I don't like that.
00:36:42
IGOTTADUMP
You could jump those pits with the bike, dog.
00:36:43
JohhnyCAGE
I know, but I don't like that I need it to hold on to the bike. Like, it shouldn't have been... And what we're talking about, basically, like, know, Castlevania, right? Oh, you get the axe, you get the knife, you get that you get the power-ups.
00:36:55
IGOTTADUMP
You have sub-weapons. Sub-weapons.
00:36:56
JohhnyCAGE
And there's a sub-weapon called the bike, and you have to have that, and then hopefully not accidentally pick up another item your entire pathway to where you need the bike.
00:37:07
JohhnyCAGE
And then... Anyway... I don't want to talk about Mina. I don't want to poo-poo on Mina the Holler. I know it's good.
00:37:14
IGOTTADUMP
I'm enjoying it. I am enjoying it.
00:37:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:15
IGOTTADUMP
So I, I, that's my perspective.
00:37:17
JohhnyCAGE
you know You know what else I was poo-pooing, though? To kind of get a little bit back on track? Dude, that Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer? I was like, this looks fucking awful.
00:37:27
IGOTTADUMP
Oh,
00:37:27
JohhnyCAGE
I think it looks so bad. And I... I refuse. I refuse to admit that this is all... Because that's the code. Oh, no, it's like that on purpose because he's in the...
00:37:38
JohhnyCAGE
the Everworld or what whatever.
00:37:40
Steve-O
He's in the mobile game world or some trash.
00:37:42
JohhnyCAGE
yeah and it's supposed to look like bad.
00:37:43
IGOTTADUMP
Mogarin?
00:37:44
JohhnyCAGE
And I'm like, oh, the combat.
00:37:45
Steve-O
No, mobile game.
00:37:45
JohhnyCAGE
and
00:37:47
IGOTTADUMP
Mobile game?
00:37:47
Steve-O
all the All the Kingdom Hearts mobile games, Chris, that came out.
00:37:47
JohhnyCAGE
He's like,
00:37:51
Steve-O
You know how the Kingdom Hearts games have all been like, oh, every game is important.
00:37:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, absolutely. They have to build that very extensive lore about Goofy.
00:37:59
Steve-O
Yeah. They were like, you have to watch this orchestra performance to understand the story.
00:38:01
IGOTTADUMP
Mickey Mouse.
00:38:05
Steve-O
But
00:38:05
IGOTTADUMP
Of course. How could I forget?
00:38:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, he's he's in ah he's in a place called Quadratum.
00:38:11
Steve-O
it just looks like Tokyo.
00:38:12
JohhnyCAGE
it
00:38:12
IGOTTADUMP
ah Of course.
00:38:14
JohhnyCAGE
A sprawling, highly detailed metropolis that mirrors the real world of Shibuya in Tokyo, right? So it's like, it looks gray and lifeless.
00:38:22
IGOTTADUMP
I played that game. It's called The World Is Not Enough.
00:38:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:38:25
Steve-O
it's true Well, that's the thing. they They did have those characters in the Kingdom Hearts games in previous ones.
00:38:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but it's just like, dude, it just doesn't look And they showed this like three, four years ago.
00:38:37
IGOTTADUMP
The World Ends With You. Sorry. The World Not Enough is a Bond film.
00:38:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:38:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:38:40
JohhnyCAGE
no But dude, like we saw...
00:38:42
fux mcclit
Yeah, that's the Pierce Brosnan movie.
00:38:42
JohhnyCAGE
we saw
00:38:43
IGOTTADUMP
Excuse me.
00:38:44
Steve-O
that's impressive
00:38:45
JohhnyCAGE
like The problem is it's like we saw hints we saw hints of this game like four years ago and that they were in, oh, God, I mean, it's this more realistic game world you know style design.
00:38:45
Steve-O
But it's just the perfect place to start. Yeah.
00:38:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:38:57
JohhnyCAGE
And then like four years go by and we see this and it looks like no progress was made. It looks like very little progress was made.
00:39:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:06
JohhnyCAGE
i was like, it looks bad. It's visually ugly, in my opinion. And I was just so, I was hot, dude.
00:39:11
Steve-O
m
00:39:13
JohhnyCAGE
I was like,
00:39:13
Steve-O
They did themselves such a disservice to by showing off the Kingdom Hearts one, two and three switch to additions before it that are all bright, vibrant and fun.
00:39:15
fux mcclit
Fat Sora. yeah
00:39:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Visually gorgeous, bright and vibrant. and
00:39:24
Steve-O
hmm.
00:39:26
JohhnyCAGE
i'm I'm not against a new ah man. I was just, bumped yeah honestly, the comparison I would make is like, remember Def Jam Icon?
00:39:37
Steve-O
yes Yes, I do, i do Devin.
00:39:38
IGOTTADUMP
Wait, hold on.
00:39:38
JohhnyCAGE
Like, like, ah you went from You went from like Vendetta to Fight for New York.
00:39:39
fux mcclit
That's a deep cut, Devin.
00:39:40
IGOTTADUMP
hold Wait, what?
00:39:43
JohhnyCAGE
So, yeah.
00:39:43
fux mcclit
That's a deep cut.
00:39:43
Steve-O
i would
00:39:45
JohhnyCAGE
So, Chris, if you remember, there was Def Jam Vendetta, right?
00:39:45
IGOTTADUMP
Wait, why is that?
00:39:49
JohhnyCAGE
that It was like a play, like a No Mercy.
00:39:49
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Yes.
00:39:51
JohhnyCAGE
Then there was Def Jam Fight for New York.
00:39:52
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
00:39:53
JohhnyCAGE
Again, visually colorful and distinct. And then they were like, and then we went from the PS2 to the 360, or Xbox 360.
00:40:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:01
IGOTTADUMP
I'm in my mind palace right now.
00:40:02
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going through all the deaf band games.
00:40:02
JohhnyCAGE
and then and And then they were like, this guy, this asshole named Kudo Sonoda was like, I've developed Def Jam Icon. And you're like, oh, it's Def Jam 3. And everything is...
00:40:14
IGOTTADUMP
Was that the one with 50 Cent?
00:40:16
JohhnyCAGE
That's the one where that's the one where you would DJ, you would fight, and then you'd fucking...
00:40:16
Steve-O
No, that was 50 Cent Blood on the Sand.
00:40:18
IGOTTADUMP
yeah was
00:40:21
Steve-O
ah
00:40:22
JohhnyCAGE
And and then the fucking stage would break.
00:40:22
Steve-O
Boom.
00:40:25
JohhnyCAGE
And it looked awful. And I was like, is this... This doesn't look good. And I remember I played it and I was like, this is terrible. And it was like such a downgrade.
00:40:35
Steve-O
David, David, David, it's me Kudo.
00:40:35
JohhnyCAGE
I hate you.
00:40:38
Steve-O
It's me Kudo.
00:40:38
JohhnyCAGE
Kudo.
00:40:39
Steve-O
It's been a long time since we talked.
00:40:40
IGOTTADUMP
but
00:40:40
JohhnyCAGE
I know. Wait, wait, hold on.
00:40:42
Steve-O
You remember what the bottom of ah ah an Xbox avatar's foot looks like?
00:40:46
JohhnyCAGE
I do. I do.
00:40:47
Steve-O
I did that.
00:40:48
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:48
Steve-O
i let you see that. And you're coming in, you're saying that the first video game that I ever worked on before I got promoted to the do Kinect was bad?
00:40:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:57
IGOTTADUMP
man
00:40:57
Steve-O
You say it's a bad game?
00:40:59
JohhnyCAGE
I'm saying it was it was really bad.
00:40:59
IGOTTADUMP
that's that's that guy holy shit
00:41:03
Steve-O
Well, you know what? I'm an angel from God.
00:41:05
JohhnyCAGE
an angel in this.
00:41:05
IGOTTADUMP
i you know so I doubt that because I think you helped kill Xbox like that was the beginning yeah I love that movie um that's a
00:41:06
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. the people
00:41:10
Steve-O
chris you have Chris, you ever seen Angels in the Outfield? Yes, your favorite movie? Now, you love Christopher Lambert, right? He's in that movie. He's one of the angels.
00:41:21
IGOTTADUMP
Slow down about the love thing. I wouldn't necessarily say I love Christopher Lambert, but you keep can continue your metaphor.
00:41:27
Steve-O
Name three Christopher Lambert movies.
00:41:29
IGOTTADUMP
Mortal Kombat. Highlander.
00:41:33
Steve-O
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. ah you Back to the Future, Back the Future 2 and Fortress.
00:41:37
fux mcclit
Kung Fu.
00:41:42
Steve-O
Kung Fu, that's one.
00:41:43
IGOTTADUMP
right.
00:41:44
fux mcclit
Kung Fu.
00:41:44
Steve-O
John's an avid fan. Anyway, what I'm here to say is ah I'm starting my new video game company. It's called Mina the Hollower.
00:41:54
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, I knew there was something I didn't like.
00:41:54
IGOTTADUMP
It's called that? That's a game.
00:41:56
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't make the game. I just saw what you guys were talking about.
00:42:01
JohhnyCAGE
oh
00:42:02
Steve-O
It sounded fun, so I wanted to steal it.
00:42:04
IGOTTADUMP
ah he's jumping on into the bandwagon.
00:42:05
JohhnyCAGE
hey you want you want to see what the bottom of me to the hollow was for looks like, bam.
00:42:08
Steve-O
but to
00:42:09
IGOTTADUMP
I do.
00:42:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:11
Steve-O
Anyway, I got to go.
00:42:11
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:42:13
Steve-O
There's traffic for me to walk in. Bye.
00:42:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:42:15
IGOTTADUMP
You know what it is, Devin? um That guy, I hope he died. um But also...
00:42:19
JohhnyCAGE
I legitimately thought he did. i had to do a quick Google search. I was like, but did he pass away?
00:42:24
IGOTTADUMP
But also, um I, you know, I like me the hollower because, you know, you got to give the furry something every once in a while, too, right?
00:42:25
Steve-O
Allegedly.
00:42:34
JohhnyCAGE
Listen, I'm just glad people like it.
00:42:35
IGOTTADUMP
Right, Devin?
00:42:38
JohhnyCAGE
I wish I liked it.
00:42:39
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Did it make you a bunch of points?
00:42:41
JohhnyCAGE
I...
00:42:43
Steve-O
No, he didn't have it this year.
00:42:44
JohhnyCAGE
No, I didn't even have it.
00:42:45
Steve-O
Rain did.
00:42:46
JohhnyCAGE
Rain got it.
00:42:46
IGOTTADUMP
What? You donated to the Kickstarter.
00:42:47
JohhnyCAGE
Because... Yeah, no, no, because this was another thing that legitimately may have colored my my opinion.
00:42:54
IGOTTADUMP
Well, here we go. Here's the bias.
00:42:56
JohhnyCAGE
I was supposed to come out last year and I had it. And then they said, hey, it was supposed to come out October 31st. And they said, hey, hey, hey, we're just doing it. Going to do like a really small baby, little baby delay, little bump, little baby delay, a really small delay, they said.
00:43:09
Steve-O
little bump, little bump.
00:43:14
JohhnyCAGE
So I was like, maybe I'll just keep it. Because what is a baby delay? Like a month? Two weeks? Next thing you know, it's like November. I was like, this fucking game's not coming out this year.
00:43:26
JohhnyCAGE
Doesn't come out.
00:43:27
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, just because you got diaper rash doesn't mean the diaper, it doesn't work.
00:43:27
JohhnyCAGE
That little baby delay was six months. Dude, that little baby delay was six months.
00:43:31
Steve-O
a bad diaper.
00:43:34
JohhnyCAGE
and it And a game came out and I was like, this game stinks. This game's butt on toast.
00:43:42
IGOTTADUMP
I just disagree.
00:43:42
Steve-O
They did you dirty. They did you dirty, man.
00:43:43
IGOTTADUMP
I disagree.
00:43:43
JohhnyCAGE
I got done dirty. And I'm allowed because I backed it.
00:43:45
IGOTTADUMP
I disagree. i disagree with your, i think you're biased. You're coming from a biased place. And i think that's coloring your, your opinion about it
00:43:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I'd be I'd be much like most games.
00:43:54
Steve-O
He was wounded, yeah.
00:43:56
JohhnyCAGE
I kind of I spent a little bit of time on and then drop off. I beat two of the the towers. And the second tower I spent so goddamn long trying to get up it.
00:44:08
IGOTTADUMP
i'm I'm currently there. I'm running up there. I'm running up for the second.
00:44:10
JohhnyCAGE
I hate it. I hate how that whole thing works.
00:44:13
IGOTTADUMP
You don't like the forest? I'm in the forest level.
00:44:16
JohhnyCAGE
The forest, like, where the swamp area? Or the...
00:44:20
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Well, the east. I'm going east now.
00:44:24
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, I think Easton was the first one I did, and then I did South, and then...
00:44:24
IGOTTADUMP
I went west.
00:44:27
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, you're going. You're you're you're you're playing a different game.
00:44:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, well, which is part of it, I guess, but also part of my argument for that is, like, it didn't... Because it's open like that, like, I didn't... I don't feel like there's any room for, like,
00:44:47
JohhnyCAGE
clever game design because it's like...
00:44:49
IGOTTADUMP
I disagree. There is something I'm doing right now that I, that's really interesting.
00:44:54
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. I think it's cool because you can go into that town and there's a little mission and everybody has something for you to do.
00:45:00
IGOTTADUMP
Let me give you an example. There, there are puzzles in this and I, I think this is really clever.
00:45:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. Which there are, but
00:45:06
IGOTTADUMP
I'll give you example. It's, I think it's clever that you, um, there are certain tiles on, on a, on a platform that if you burrow into it,
00:45:16
IGOTTADUMP
it makes them able to be ignited on fire, right?
00:45:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:45:22
IGOTTADUMP
you You can lead a source of fire through a trail that you created by hollowing, and you have to do that to unlock doors around certain areas.
00:45:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And pathways. Yeah.
00:45:34
IGOTTADUMP
There are floating path platforms where you have to move the fire along the floating platforms. I thought that was really neat.
00:45:44
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but that's just like a section. Like I'm saying, I'm saying like, because it's like, I could do that in hour one or I could do that in hour 20.
00:45:47
IGOTTADUMP
I know, but that's a cool puzzle.
00:45:53
JohhnyCAGE
And I don't know. It's just like, I want to feel like the game's evolving and not just like, well, it's not, it's not.
00:45:59
IGOTTADUMP
That's evolving, though.
00:46:02
JohhnyCAGE
It's because there from the jump.
00:46:05
IGOTTADUMP
No, but the whole fire path with the hollowing, that's a totally new aspect to the to the what hollowing is in the game.
00:46:11
JohhnyCAGE
I did it and I said, this is so fucking annoying you know at times i yeah anyway again again i'm glad i'm wrong i'm object i know i'm wrong it's just yeah i don't i don't uh i did not love it no you won't no no i i was yeah
00:46:15
IGOTTADUMP
All right, fine. I get it. I get it.
00:46:27
IGOTTADUMP
Let's see. I'm going to be in another tower. I'll see if I have the same opinion.
00:46:30
Steve-O
he yeah He just walks away and he's like, that you know what, Devin? After that one tower.
00:46:36
JohhnyCAGE
then You definitely won't. like Within like the first like hour, I was like, I just don't. This is pissing me off, man. And then it's just never.
00:46:45
IGOTTADUMP
Did you get the new jacket?
00:46:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, there's i got the two I got two jackets.
00:46:50
IGOTTADUMP
You got three sparks.
00:46:51
JohhnyCAGE
i got I got a green jacket and then I got a blue jacket. I think I had a blue jacket.
00:46:55
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I didn't get it. I didn't get a new jacket yet. I got a green jacket.
00:46:58
JohhnyCAGE
there's Yeah, Chris, i'll just say this I'll just say this.
00:46:59
Steve-O
new jacket.
00:47:00
IGOTTADUMP
I got a whole bunch of health. um I'm feeling good.
00:47:04
JohhnyCAGE
There's a point where you get on a train. Do not rush through the train portion.
00:47:11
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Okay.
00:47:11
JohhnyCAGE
The game will kind of try to get you to rush through it. Do not rush through it. And, you know, there might be a blue jacket in the future.
00:47:19
IGOTTADUMP
Woo!
00:47:19
Steve-O
oh
00:47:20
JohhnyCAGE
awesome
00:47:21
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, thank you for the heads up.
00:47:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. yeah But.
00:47:24
JohhnyCAGE
ah
00:47:24
IGOTTADUMP
Hell yeah.
00:47:25
IGOTTADUMP
oh oh Oh, I got something. i got something else I gotta to talk about.
00:47:27
JohhnyCAGE
Give me. Give me. Give me.
00:47:29
IGOTTADUMP
I got something else.
00:47:29
JohhnyCAGE
20 years
00:47:30
IGOTTADUMP
Fellas, this has been burning my butt ah since the podcast started. um i
00:47:35
JohhnyCAGE
ago. twenty years ago
00:47:37
IGOTTADUMP
i got i got two shows. Both cheeks are burning. I got two shows I have to talk about.
00:47:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. right. Mm-hmm.
00:47:44
IGOTTADUMP
I have to talk about them. The two shows I have to talk about are both Apple TV shows.
00:47:52
JohhnyCAGE
hey
00:47:53
IGOTTADUMP
And those are Widow's Bay and Cape Fear. Um, I urge before I even get into anything i'm about to say, I urge you to watch both. They are both great shows.
00:48:05
fux mcclit
I think Sam watched Widow's Bay because when I brought it up that you said it was good, she got mad at me because I guess she talked to me, tried to talk to me about it before.
00:48:17
fux mcclit
And I guess I may have not.
00:48:20
JohhnyCAGE
Said that sounds stupid.
00:48:22
fux mcclit
No, or maybe I just wasn't listening.
00:48:22
Steve-O
Oh, you didn't, you know, sold it?
00:48:25
fux mcclit
Yeah.
Apple TV Show Reviews
00:48:26
IGOTTADUMP
Dude, watch it.
00:48:26
fux mcclit
Which, you know.
00:48:28
IGOTTADUMP
Watch that show. is funny. It's scary. It's it's the perfect blend of office-level humor and horror.
00:48:40
fux mcclit
Is it like dark comedy slash horror? Like what is it like?
00:48:42
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. Yes.
00:48:43
fux mcclit
Satirical?
00:48:43
IGOTTADUMP
that
00:48:44
fux mcclit
Okay.
00:48:44
IGOTTADUMP
it's um It makes fun of a lot of shows about a haunted place, about of like a mystic island that does things. like This island, Widow's Bay, is the collection of all of the worst curses and monsters you can think of throughout like HP Lovecraft, the Friday 13th, you know, it's this just fucked place that collects bad things.
00:49:14
IGOTTADUMP
And it makes fun of all of those things pretty equally in its, in its execution. um I, there's a satirical element to it, to, to pretty much everything. There's ah like a 1408 episode.
00:49:27
JohhnyCAGE
Mm-hmm.
00:49:27
IGOTTADUMP
as well. Like that kind of makes fun of the haunted house idea. um The humor is very, um it comes from situation and it's, it's, it's not so much character driven as it is like situationally driven. yeah I, I know that's watch the show. You'll, you'll understand what i'm saying, but um yeah, I, I feel like it's, um it's a very interesting show.
00:49:54
IGOTTADUMP
It's able to really ride two separate tones pretty well. all things. there I think the first couple of episodes are, it's like a slow burn. I think they're setting up a lot of things.
00:50:06
IGOTTADUMP
And I think as the series progresses, it gets better. Also, there is an episode or two directed by Ty West, who is the director of Pearl and X.
00:50:16
IGOTTADUMP
And I, that guy is, I hate that episode.
00:50:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:50:20
IGOTTADUMP
It's wonderful. It's really, really, really good. um Yeah. I can't, the the other one, I can't talk about enough Cape fear this show. Oh boy.
00:50:34
IGOTTADUMP
This show, this is like, um, this is like a new Hannibal. Uh, yeah, it is, it extremely stylish.
00:50:40
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
00:50:46
IGOTTADUMP
Pretty much shot exactly or in the same theme or spiritual theme of the Scorsese Cape Fear with the fucking crash zooms like Rainey does a bunch. like um Just insane camera camera movement. um Infrared shots. um like ah Complete like like over and under exposure of reflections.
00:51:16
IGOTTADUMP
it's it's it's each It does these crazy scene you know transfers. you know like the wife There's wipes in this show. like there just This show is throwing everything at the wall.
00:51:29
IGOTTADUMP
And it's it's just leaking with style. In every every frame. Javier Bardem is locked out. Might be his best role.
00:51:43
JohhnyCAGE
Really?
00:51:44
IGOTTADUMP
Might be his his his best role.
00:51:45
Steve-O
That's wild, but awesome.
00:51:46
JohhnyCAGE
Is it...
00:51:47
fux mcclit
ah Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro.
00:51:48
JohhnyCAGE
Like it more than the movie?
00:51:51
fux mcclit
More than ah old country for no country for old men?
00:51:54
IGOTTADUMP
Well, that's the thing.
00:51:55
fux mcclit
Anton?
00:51:55
IGOTTADUMP
He's playing another villain.
00:51:56
fux mcclit
said the
00:51:57
IGOTTADUMP
And I just... he Dude, he is... he is a wonderful villain.
00:52:00
fux mcclit
He's a good villain, huh? Carried it Skyfall.
00:52:03
IGOTTADUMP
He is... he is like And he's more he's way more sexy and sleazy in this than Anton.
00:52:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:52:12
IGOTTADUMP
Chigurh, like he's there there's like...
00:52:14
fux mcclit
Anton Chigurh is like the epitome of Seth.
00:52:14
IGOTTADUMP
they a Yeah, right?
00:52:18
Steve-O
Yes, yes, yes.
00:52:19
fux mcclit
Dude's legit a virgin, probably, in that in that universe. no No doubt about it.
00:52:22
IGOTTADUMP
With that haircut?
00:52:24
fux mcclit
No doubt about it
00:52:25
IGOTTADUMP
now this one is like, he's like the opposite end of the spectrum of villainy. Like it's, max his Max Cady is a manipulative seducer.
00:52:36
IGOTTADUMP
is the way I would kind of put it. And it's the first the first scenes of the first two episodes. I dare you not to have your mouth not open the entire time while you're watching it.
00:52:51
IGOTTADUMP
They are brutal, gory, shocking scenes. Like some of the the more shocking things I've seen all year. i at The first two episodes, those first opening sequences are intense as fuck.
00:53:10
IGOTTADUMP
And it's... it's i You gotta watch this shit. You gotta watch it. gotta check it out.
00:53:14
JohhnyCAGE
which Which one should you start? Like, which one should you watch first if you're like...
00:53:19
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know. Watch them both. They're both great.
00:53:22
JohhnyCAGE
You know, it's funny. I've seen the Cape Fear trailers and I'm like, okay. i've now i Even now, i still haven't seen a single like trailer of Widows widows Bay.
00:53:31
Steve-O
I posted a couple of while back for you, Devin.
00:53:31
IGOTTADUMP
Well... We did.
00:53:34
Steve-O
They're silly. They're funny.
00:53:35
IGOTTADUMP
They're goofy as fuck. They're very like creepy pasta-esque, like weird. And that that trailer shows up again in the show.
00:53:46
IGOTTADUMP
In the show.
00:53:46
Steve-O
ah that's good.
00:53:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, there is a part where that that is in it. um that Yeah, that one.
00:53:50
Steve-O
I like the one where the guy just sort walks.
00:53:53
IGOTTADUMP
That one. Like a character interacts with that. And he's like, what the fuck? What's... Hi, where is he?
00:54:01
JohhnyCAGE
yes
00:54:02
IGOTTADUMP
It's very...
00:54:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I still don't have Apple TV, but...
00:54:03
IGOTTADUMP
It's funny.
00:54:07
JohhnyCAGE
it
00:54:08
IGOTTADUMP
Dude, get on it. They are there're fucking... They got something water over there, man.
00:54:10
JohhnyCAGE
They're on it.
00:54:13
JohhnyCAGE
I know, they've been on it.
00:54:14
fux mcclit
Would you rank them higher than hbo Max?
00:54:16
IGOTTADUMP
I think they might be sliding into the groove that will be the Paramount WB bullshit that we'll start to get soon.
00:54:18
fux mcclit
It might be top dog now.
00:54:25
Steve-O
and
00:54:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yep. And the money they're spending. They're getting... Javier Bardem to be in this. um There's hot Amy Adams in Cape Fear. They're they're getting Anna Taylor Joy to be in a movie. They got they got her slated. I've seen trailers for that on Apple TV. like they're they're They're putting out a lot of money to make movies and television. so they're they're they're coming up.
00:54:51
IGOTTADUMP
Check them out.
00:54:52
fux mcclit
They're doing it.
00:54:53
IGOTTADUMP
Check them out.
00:54:53
fux mcclit
They're doing it.
00:54:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, good. Good. i ah I know. and anita I need to get on it. But, je see you know, it's it's funny. Jenny keeps trying to, like, get me to, like, start watching Euphoria again because she wants to.
00:55:08
JohhnyCAGE
But I'm like, I just don't have any interest because of how bad.
00:55:11
fux mcclit
you already watched You already watched the good scenes.
00:55:11
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that show is rough.
00:55:14
fux mcclit
Just saying.
00:55:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:55:15
fux mcclit
Bravo. Bravo.
00:55:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:16
JohhnyCAGE
I mean. And like, like, I don't know, man. I'm just like, yeah, like, come on. you can She's like, no, let's watch it together. And I'm like, no, no, you you can watch it. Like, I'm good. I'm good on it.
00:55:27
JohhnyCAGE
And then just, she falls asleep in 20 minutes and I just end up watching an episode of a show i don't really have too much interest in continuing with. And I'm like, ah, damn it.
00:55:39
JohhnyCAGE
Chris, did you finish Spider-Man Noir?
00:55:44
IGOTTADUMP
I did not. I'm sorry.
00:55:45
JohhnyCAGE
Spider-Noir.
00:55:45
IGOTTADUMP
These other shows really kind of hit me.
00:55:47
JohhnyCAGE
They took your time.
00:55:47
IGOTTADUMP
They blindsided me.
00:55:47
JohhnyCAGE
it took Yeah. I finished it. I think it's like, it's honestly, it's quite good. Kind of um start to finish.
00:55:55
IGOTTADUMP
It started great. It started great.
00:55:57
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it started great and really well as well. um Kind of almost as if like, which I'm not upset by, but almost as if they're like, yeah, we don't know if we're going to get a season two.
TV and Film Critiques
00:56:11
JohhnyCAGE
was like, okay, cool. Like kind of a real buttoned up, real tight.
00:56:14
fux mcclit
Is it animated?
00:56:15
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, it's, it's Nicholas Cage and you can watch it in black and white or,
00:56:16
fux mcclit
It's animated?
00:56:16
Steve-O
No, it's live action.
00:56:17
IGOTTADUMP
Nope. Live action.
00:56:17
fux mcclit
It's not?
00:56:21
fux mcclit
and has It has no um direct correlation with Spider-Verse? Or does?
00:56:25
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, no direct, but it's like, if you were to say it's the same guy, like no one would be like, no, it doesn't make sense. Timeline wise. The only difference is that this one, the Nicholas Cage one goes by Ben Reilly.
00:56:41
JohhnyCAGE
um But they even kind of give him the out there because they're like, oh, you changed her name, you know, and don't say what he changes, what his original name was, but they're like, change your name to Ben Reilly. So it's like, yeah. And essentially the this is all within the first 30 seconds of the first episode.
00:57:01
JohhnyCAGE
ah he's he was he's been Spider-Man. His girl, is he was going to kind of give it up, give up the life, run away with her. She gets killed because of his because of his job as ah as a like a private eye.
00:57:18
IGOTTADUMP
fish she
00:57:18
JohhnyCAGE
And then he just kind of hard quits.
00:57:18
IGOTTADUMP
and
00:57:20
JohhnyCAGE
He hard quits everything. And that's kind of where you find him in the beginning of the show. And Nicolas Cage is awesome. He's really fun.
00:57:32
JohhnyCAGE
And I do not think it will be of the quality of the other two shows. But, like, it's better than Daredevil, you know? I think it's, like, clears Daredevil easily.
00:57:44
Steve-O
That's so sad.
00:57:44
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that that's obvious, right?
00:57:45
fux mcclit
What about... Oh, yeah.
00:57:46
JohhnyCAGE
yeah um like I don't think Daredevil...
00:57:46
fux mcclit
we to be Did you guys talk about the Punisher movie?
00:57:50
IGOTTADUMP
we didn't want of all dev I think Devin watched it.
00:57:51
JohhnyCAGE
I watched it.
00:57:52
Steve-O
Yeah, I think Devin watched it.
00:57:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:53
fux mcclit
Oh, God.
00:57:54
IGOTTADUMP
and was That To be honest, John, there was a moment in the Daredevil show where i the end of it was was fun.
00:57:55
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I said it felt like a... It just kind of felt like a pilot, you know, for for a show.
00:57:57
fux mcclit
Kill. It was a kill.
00:58:00
JohhnyCAGE
was like, all right.
00:58:10
IGOTTADUMP
I will give it that. But overall, like i i was dragging myself through it.
00:58:12
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:58:16
IGOTTADUMP
like i is not good It was not good
00:58:17
fux mcclit
Yeah.
00:58:17
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:19
fux mcclit
Just wasn't good.
00:58:20
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like it didn't... and the The acting is so hit or miss.
00:58:23
fux mcclit
Sadly.
00:58:26
IGOTTADUMP
And I just feel like a lot of the plotting didn't make sense. I i don't understand Maddie teaming up with Bullseye. That just doesn't sit up with me.
00:58:33
fux mcclit
Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense.
00:58:36
IGOTTADUMP
I'm sorry. i can't get past that.
00:58:38
fux mcclit
I mean, it was cool.
00:58:38
IGOTTADUMP
I know it might sound like nitpicking.
00:58:39
fux mcclit
The bullseye scenes really cool looking visually, but like, I don't know.
00:58:43
Steve-O
that's the guy who killed your best friend. Come on.
00:58:46
IGOTTADUMP
I could just can't!
00:58:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:58:48
IGOTTADUMP
What?! In what world? like
00:58:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:58:52
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Like either the comics or even in this world that they're creating.
00:58:52
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:58:57
IGOTTADUMP
what
00:58:57
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. It also didn't help that that came out like a week after the the bear episode came out. That was all.
00:59:05
IGOTTADUMP
And then he shot a bunch of people in that episode, right?
00:59:05
fux mcclit
That was fucking godlike.
00:59:06
Steve-O
mountain
00:59:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah, that was super good. didn't. He shot everybody. He shot hearts and my and minds with his with his with his bad attitude, dude.
00:59:13
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, i that's what they said.
00:59:17
IGOTTADUMP
yeah had a rough attitude, huh?
00:59:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. He's a rough attitude in that, but that was great too. Um, we, I didn't talk about this last week, Steve, because we just kind of, we're were just solely focused on, uh, I saw he man masters of the universe.
00:59:28
Steve-O
Yeah, we were filled. We were filled to the brim.
00:59:33
IGOTTADUMP
Heman.
00:59:33
fux mcclit
Oh man, was it awesome?
00:59:34
Steve-O
Oh.
00:59:35
IGOTTADUMP
Hyman.
00:59:36
JohhnyCAGE
It's not, it's not bad. It's not bad. I wouldn't say it's great. Um,
00:59:41
Steve-O
Is no Grogu, you were saying?
00:59:45
JohhnyCAGE
Oh man. Um, yeah, yeah. yeah Um,
00:59:48
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Jesus.
00:59:48
JohhnyCAGE
i I liked Mandalorian and Grogu.
00:59:48
IGOTTADUMP
Did you forget that already?
00:59:50
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, no. But I was trying to think of which one I liked more.
00:59:52
IGOTTADUMP
right.
00:59:54
JohhnyCAGE
I still think I like Mando more. He-Man, though, it's just like you can see the effort on the screen, which is nice, right?
01:00:07
JohhnyCAGE
Jared Leto's Skeletor is, I don't even want say shockingly great. It's just, it's great. He's really good. ah And just the designs, like they're all, a lot of them are just practical designs. So like Skeletor looks, Trapjaw looks outstanding.
01:00:23
JohhnyCAGE
um It's just, do you care, right? And I think that's the big question. Like, do you care though? Because it's like,
01:00:30
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm. Yep. yep
01:00:31
JohhnyCAGE
I he man was pretty much out of my scope. And, you know, we're talking people in their 40s, right? i who's Who's going to go see this movie? And I think the only thing that I was like, that's ridiculous is.
01:00:47
JohhnyCAGE
So the character, right? Adam. He's huge. He is a gigantic man because he plays he man in the movie.
01:00:55
Steve-O
Adam, right? Prince?
01:00:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, Prince Adam. They try to act as if he's not super jacked when he's just Adam, like on Earth.
01:01:04
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, they put them in sweaters.
01:01:06
JohhnyCAGE
No, he just wears a big, a really big, he wears a pink button up, right? Kind of fitting.
01:01:11
IGOTTADUMP
okay.
01:01:12
JohhnyCAGE
But like, There's a scene where he goes to the gym and he's like oh, you have any hint like tips for a guy who's just starting out? And I'm like, you're gigantic. What do you what do you mean, like, starting out?
01:01:23
JohhnyCAGE
And then there's a scene where he he transforms and they do, like, an anime transformation where he's all of a sudden small and then he gets all super jacked, like a Sailor Moon transformation. And I'm like, you've you're just jacked the whole time. Like, why?
01:01:39
JohhnyCAGE
What an odd thing to... to try to like just keep under wraps.
01:01:44
Steve-O
that' I think that's funny. That's a hoot.
01:01:46
JohhnyCAGE
But but they don't they don't play it for jokes, right? It's not like he's you're clearly gigantic. Like, what are you talking about? um But no, man, that was a good... That's a fuck.
01:01:56
JohhnyCAGE
I give a...
01:01:58
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
01:01:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's not bad at all. Travis Knight, the guy did Bumblebee, which is also a shockingly fun movie,
01:02:07
Steve-O
That is a fun movie.
01:02:07
JohhnyCAGE
But i that poor guy, man, he he makes quality movies that no one wants to see, even though there should be some fan base. But he by the time he gets to it, it's just no one cares.
01:02:18
JohhnyCAGE
But.
01:02:19
IGOTTADUMP
I have a kill to talk about. And I don't even know if I can i can give it a kill because I didn't finish it.
01:02:22
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, no.
01:02:26
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, i Spider-Man Noir. I'd give a good set, by the way.
01:02:29
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. Give a good...
01:02:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:02:30
IGOTTADUMP
you i good Is it finished?
01:02:31
JohhnyCAGE
Good set. Yeah, it's done.
01:02:34
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, good.
01:02:35
JohhnyCAGE
Eight.
01:02:35
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to catch up.
01:02:35
JohhnyCAGE
I think eight episodes. Yeah.
01:02:37
IGOTTADUMP
I have a... I don't even know. I can't give it a rating. I didn't finish it, right?
01:02:42
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:02:42
IGOTTADUMP
That's... I have to be fair here. um I watched They Are Going to Kill You. Or They Will Kill You. i think that's the title.
01:02:51
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, the Zazie Beetz movie?
01:02:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:02:54
JohhnyCAGE
there' that Yeah.
01:02:55
IGOTTADUMP
um
01:02:59
JohhnyCAGE
I almost saw this in theaters, but I didn't.
01:02:59
IGOTTADUMP
This... One of... Some of the... just I watched 30 minutes of it. So I gave i gave it the first the first act.
01:03:07
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Okay.
01:03:09
IGOTTADUMP
It's an hour and 37 minutes. It's some of the worst dialogue I've... i've I've heard in a movie in a long time. A lot of it it's ADR too, which, you know, you get you get about 10 minutes of ADR.
01:03:21
JohhnyCAGE
a Pretty rough.
01:03:29
IGOTTADUMP
You can maybe get away with it. 20 minutes though? Then you start noticing it, right?
01:03:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:03:36
IGOTTADUMP
That's rough for me. um Secondly, it was trying hard. to be a Tarantino movie.
01:03:48
IGOTTADUMP
Like, like that, like that, um, was a, the it incident at, at the El Dorado.
01:03:48
JohhnyCAGE
Mm-hmm.
01:03:52
JohhnyCAGE
Only the bride.
01:03:56
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah, What was...
01:03:56
JohhnyCAGE
Bad times at the El Royale.
01:03:59
Steve-O
Oh, Raoul, yeah.
01:04:00
IGOTTADUMP
Royale. Um, you just see it immediately.
01:04:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:04:04
IGOTTADUMP
Like this is,
01:04:06
JohhnyCAGE
This is poor man's Tarantino.
01:04:08
IGOTTADUMP
oh God.
01:04:09
JohhnyCAGE
Team move Tarantino, dude.
01:04:09
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. And,
01:04:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:04:10
IGOTTADUMP
And it's so apparent that whatever the director was trying, they were trying to spackle up like really bad dialogue and just a stupid movie.
01:04:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:04:22
IGOTTADUMP
Like, so maybe there's some praise to be given to the director for trying to do something with a shitty script.
01:04:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:04:32
IGOTTADUMP
But ultimately there's so many problems.
01:04:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. You know, it's funny. It's funny that you say that because like when I saw the trailer, what kind of like, i was like, I don't know. Is like, i was like, this just looks like ready or not, which is.
01:04:46
IGOTTADUMP
kind It kind is, man.
01:04:48
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And I was like, okay, well, like,
01:04:48
IGOTTADUMP
There's really not that much of a difference.
01:04:51
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and I'm like, all right. like Not that like, oh, i they've done it already so I can't ever watch another movie like that, but I just wasn't really that.
01:04:54
IGOTTADUMP
it's It's ready or not...
01:05:02
JohhnyCAGE
was like, okay, Ready or Not came out like three years ago. You know? or
01:05:05
IGOTTADUMP
it's it's it's It's ready or not with an anime influence, but with terrible dialogue and overly stylistic...
01:05:09
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:05:16
IGOTTADUMP
direction like like a Tarantino film.
01:05:18
JohhnyCAGE
So no plans to jump back in?
01:05:21
IGOTTADUMP
No, no. I got to a point, I guess it would be the hook of the movie.
01:05:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:05:29
IGOTTADUMP
And I was like, I don't want any more to do with this. And that, I don't walk out of movies, but I will turn off a movie at home.
01:05:33
Steve-O
You turned it off.
01:05:34
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:05:34
Steve-O
You walked away.
01:05:42
Steve-O
wasting your time.
01:05:43
IGOTTADUMP
i think that's I think that's fair.
01:05:43
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:05:45
IGOTTADUMP
I think I'm paying to go see a film. I'm going to see it to its duration and and talk about it how much I hate it at the end.
01:05:48
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:05:54
Steve-O
If you're at home and you're watching something and there's a point where you are like, I would rather be washing the dishes.
01:05:54
JohhnyCAGE
and
01:06:01
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. Yes.
01:06:03
Steve-O
I can be more productive in this in the span of time.
01:06:05
IGOTTADUMP
I can clean my bowls so I can smoke weed.
01:06:05
JohhnyCAGE
um'm not yeah i'm not quite there I'm not quite there with movies.
01:06:07
Steve-O
hmm.
01:06:11
JohhnyCAGE
Games, I've i've gotten much more comfortable dropping it. right but That's true, there's a lot.
01:06:14
IGOTTADUMP
To be real, Devin, I'm like that with everything nowadays because we're so unindated with bullshit. I feel like I have the luxury for it.
01:06:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:06:21
Steve-O
There's too many there's so many games, movies, shows. If you're wasting your time on something, just move on to the next thing.
01:06:26
IGOTTADUMP
I think...
01:06:29
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, man. I mean, I hate i hate to be that like cold about it, but that's what corporate...
01:06:30
Steve-O
You only got so much time in your life.
01:06:38
IGOTTADUMP
You know, the corporate machine has created now. This is just shit to eat.
01:06:44
Steve-O
they're true That's the thing. There's ah there's an overabundance of slop for the pigs.
01:06:49
IGOTTADUMP
I hate, I mean, let's be real.
01:06:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:06:51
IGOTTADUMP
Like, like.
01:06:52
JohhnyCAGE
Well, listen, listen, like even if it's kind of quality, like I remember I was watching um the Burroughs that like ah I watched like the first episode.
01:06:58
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, that.
01:07:01
JohhnyCAGE
like This isn't bad, but like, I don't do I do I have it in me to watch like six more of these or whatever?
01:07:03
IGOTTADUMP
Who cares?
01:07:07
JohhnyCAGE
I was like, oh, we'll see. Like it didn't didn't, you know, wasn't a priority for sure.
01:07:09
Steve-O
a big ask.
01:07:14
IGOTTADUMP
Alfred Molina is in that shit for crying out loud.
01:07:15
Steve-O
Oh my goodness. From Chocolat.
01:07:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah,
01:07:18
IGOTTADUMP
That guy's wonderful.
01:07:20
Steve-O
He's the light. He's a delight.
01:07:21
fux mcclit
From Boogie Nights.
01:07:22
JohhnyCAGE
Alfred Molina from Indiana Jones.
01:07:22
Steve-O
From Boogie Nights.
01:07:24
IGOTTADUMP
He's Chinese.
01:07:25
Steve-O
Yes. Temple of Doom.
01:07:26
JohhnyCAGE
Temple of Doom.
01:07:27
fux mcclit
He's Chinese.
01:07:30
JohhnyCAGE
Did anyone see?
01:07:30
Steve-O
I saw a movie.
01:07:31
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:32
Steve-O
I saw a movie. I got to but i gotta to bustle my way to the table.
01:07:34
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:07:34
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Steve saw a movie.
01:07:36
Steve-O
Well, I saw a couple of movies.
01:07:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:07:37
IGOTTADUMP
Muscle in.
01:07:39
Steve-O
I think I talked about this last week with Devin.
01:07:39
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah.
01:07:39
JohhnyCAGE
o up
01:07:41
Steve-O
I finally got around to seeing Project Hail Mary.
01:07:44
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, you did.
01:07:44
fux mcclit
Oh shit, boy.
01:07:44
Steve-O
And i think I said it last week. They should have called that movie Project Hell Yeah, because that movie, absolutely magnificent.
01:07:52
fux mcclit
Project Hail Mary with two Rs.
01:07:53
IGOTTADUMP
like It's like ah spielberg Spielberg of old, right?
01:07:53
Steve-O
Holy smokes.
01:07:56
Steve-O
Yeah, it it makes me...
01:07:57
fux mcclit
Man, is that a new level now?
01:07:59
Steve-O
What's that?
01:08:01
fux mcclit
Do we...
01:08:02
JohhnyCAGE
Hell yeah.
01:08:03
Steve-O
project tell yeah Oh, oh, Mary.
01:08:04
fux mcclit
No, no, no.
01:08:05
JohhnyCAGE
Oh.
01:08:05
fux mcclit
No, it's ah Kill, Fuck, Marry, Project Hail Mary. You know?
01:08:12
JohhnyCAGE
Oh.
01:08:12
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:08:13
Steve-O
I get you. I'm with you.
01:08:14
JohhnyCAGE
I want to say, want to argue that that's too cute.
01:08:18
fux mcclit
Oh, okay.
01:08:18
Steve-O
Devin doesn't like to be cute. He doesn't like cute things.
01:08:19
fux mcclit
Okay, we'll stick we'll stick with the but'll stick with the good shit then, guys.
01:08:20
Steve-O
He likes it hard. Oh, you could sit a nice plop, if you will.
01:08:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. act
01:08:27
fux mcclit
One that has nothing nothing to do with M, F, or K.
01:08:27
Steve-O
um
01:08:30
Steve-O
But yeah, i would I would definitely give that a ah big N for Project Hail Mary.
01:08:30
fux mcclit
We'll just throw that in there.
01:08:35
IGOTTADUMP
yeah its ah it makes feel good that movie optimistic
01:08:35
Steve-O
um Yeah.
01:08:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:08:38
fux mcclit
Who is your favorite character? Why was it Rocky?
01:08:40
Steve-O
Oh, Rocky. Come on, man. And come on, the scene. Come on, dude.
01:08:44
IGOTTADUMP
he's singing along he sings when he talks it's so charming right
01:08:45
fux mcclit
Oh, man.
01:08:46
Steve-O
you I'm sitting here crying during the end. I'm like, oh my God, Rocky, come on.
01:08:49
fux mcclit
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:53
Steve-O
Okay.
01:08:53
IGOTTADUMP
Wait, wait, wait. Before we move on, though, I do want to talk about one aspect of that movie, which I think is the most interesting and and maybe even controversial.
01:08:54
Steve-O
You sure?
01:08:57
Steve-O
Sure.
01:09:03
IGOTTADUMP
He was sent there against his will to do that mission.
01:09:07
fux mcclit
yeah
01:09:07
Steve-O
and
01:09:09
IGOTTADUMP
What did you how did you feel about that? at the end
01:09:13
Steve-O
You know,
01:09:17
Steve-O
That's an interesting point because that is not something where I am in that scenario. There is not a point where I have been in that scenario where I am like, I can, I see i am, you know, I'm the person in charge of any last shred of saving the world.
01:09:37
Steve-O
And the one guy, I'm sorry, the, the one astronaut guy who we just had blew the hell up.
01:09:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:09:48
Steve-O
And our last guy who knows the thing that we're trying to do or accomplish at least it is refusing. It's like, what do you what do you do there?
01:09:59
Steve-O
So like, you know, it's kind of one of those things where like, you see that, like they did a really good job with, um, I forget the name of the character, but like, you kind of have that, like,
01:10:11
Steve-O
that interest where it's like, you know, they are growing closer as people.
01:10:11
fux mcclit
grace. grace
01:10:15
Steve-O
Like they actually like are enjoying each other's company and like growing as characters. And then there's that point where it's like, you have to make this like really awful choice because like you can tell that she cares about him.
01:10:27
Steve-O
So.
01:10:28
IGOTTADUMP
Right, so you... Because like the end of that movie, he actually doesn't go back to Earth, right?
01:10:34
Steve-O
Right. No.
01:10:35
IGOTTADUMP
Like, because he, you know, feels a certain way, right?
01:10:39
Steve-O
Right. Like that's, that's the thing.
01:10:39
fux mcclit
Well, there's that.
01:10:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:10:40
fux mcclit
And I i mean, i like to think that he was, you know, maybe he understands that the corruption of humanity would probably just try to take advantage of an entire new species.
01:10:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:10:54
fux mcclit
So maybe he's trying to protect them too, you know?
01:10:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that that's...
01:10:56
JohhnyCAGE
That's true, yeah.
01:10:57
IGOTTADUMP
1 million percent. Yes.
01:10:58
JohhnyCAGE
Also, I do feel like he could kind of essentially go back whenever he felt like, right?
01:11:05
IGOTTADUMP
But he didn't.
01:11:05
Steve-O
he yeah like he's kind of a loner character yeah uh no
01:11:07
IGOTTADUMP
But he didn't.
01:11:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah, but I'm just saying, I feel like the option is always available, though.
01:11:09
IGOTTADUMP
That's the the important thing.
01:11:13
JohhnyCAGE
Like, where where he's at at the end that.
01:11:13
fux mcclit
Well, she she she told him.
01:11:15
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, he's not trapped. I understand. But like he's not going back.
01:11:16
Steve-O
no
01:11:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:11:16
fux mcclit
No, but like she she spelled it out for him. She's like, oh, you have no family? You've got not you've got nothing here?
01:11:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:11:22
fux mcclit
Like why why why would he go back when they that was pretty much spelled out for him?
01:11:24
JohhnyCAGE
I would say, askx listen, you're not wrong, but you're still an asshole, right?
01:11:25
IGOTTADUMP
That's true.
01:11:25
Steve-O
right
01:11:29
JohhnyCAGE
it's It's kind of that. I have dick move.
01:11:31
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:11:32
JohhnyCAGE
Dick move.
01:11:32
Steve-O
That's the thing, Devin, if you got sent to space by force and then you went up to space and Chris Galani's rocket ship bumps into yours and y'all become besties and
01:11:41
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I mean, you're coming back, right?
01:11:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I'm not.
01:11:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, im I'm like, you got food? What's your version of pizza? I'll eat it.
01:11:50
JohhnyCAGE
You know?
01:11:50
Steve-O
it's pizza.
01:11:51
IGOTTADUMP
You got to watch me.
01:11:52
JohhnyCAGE
Then I'm in.
01:11:52
IGOTTADUMP
Don't watch when I eat, though. You can watch when I poop.
01:11:54
JohhnyCAGE
It's true. It's a little weird.
01:11:55
Steve-O
It's disgusting.
01:11:56
IGOTTADUMP
That's the thing in the book. He was okay with watching when people pooped.
01:12:00
JohhnyCAGE
Well, yeah. i mean, we're really into it.
01:12:00
Steve-O
yeah
01:12:01
IGOTTADUMP
That rock? cause that's like
01:12:02
Steve-O
Gotta watch while sleeping and pooping.
01:12:03
IGOTTADUMP
He thinks so, but watching people because he he used to go down and he would eat burritos in front of and He's like, oo
01:12:04
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:12:10
IGOTTADUMP
Stop. He's like, that's disgusting.
01:12:12
Steve-O
They did a phenomenal job capturing so much and putting it into what really is a very quick-paced film.
01:12:13
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
01:12:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah, that movie moves.
01:12:24
Steve-O
It really does.
01:12:26
IGOTTADUMP
it's It's surprising, too, like the things they cut out and then also the things I noticed were like Easter eggs, too. Like the fact that he he got super ripped, like he noted that on the whiteboard, like I'm ripped now.
01:12:36
JohhnyCAGE
yeah Yeah.
01:12:38
IGOTTADUMP
Like that was a huge part of the book. But they, they you know, I get why they would truncate something like that. I totally understand it. It's not, I'm not, that's not a complaint at all.
01:12:49
Steve-O
Right.
01:12:50
IGOTTADUMP
You know, I liked seeing the process of adapting a book to screen. And I think they made the cuts where necessary. You know, there was a whole plot line where they nuke Antarctica in the book.
01:13:07
IGOTTADUMP
Like, because global warming, they want to increase global warming because it's getting colder.
01:13:12
Steve-O
Right.
01:13:13
IGOTTADUMP
No.
01:13:13
fux mcclit
Chris, do you wish you do you wish you didn't read the book?
01:13:17
IGOTTADUMP
so
01:13:18
JohhnyCAGE
Bye.
01:13:18
fux mcclit
Because I'm like, i don't know this might be something, like, this might be, like, a weird sort of, like, reverse copium, but, like, watching the movie and enjoying the movie so much, I was, like, kind of glad I didn't really know anything about it going in, you know?
01:13:30
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I guess I knew enough, but like like I said, like i would like whenever I go to see a movie that I've read, the book, I always like to see what they choose to cut.
01:13:41
IGOTTADUMP
Like what is the most important part for the film?
01:13:42
fux mcclit
Right.
01:13:44
IGOTTADUMP
That interests me sometimes more than the movie.
01:13:48
fux mcclit
Yeah, I mean, I see that, but I just feel like, you know, we talk about sper sploberg spielberger Spielbergism and, like, how that movie was very much classic Spielberg, and, like, it just felt like a kind of like a magical type movie, you know, where...
01:14:01
Steve-O
yeah
01:14:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:14:02
IGOTTADUMP
There's also aspects, there's definitely been situations where I've read books and I'm like, I but i like the movie more. Like that's that's not always set in stone.
01:14:12
IGOTTADUMP
You know, like The Shining is, the movie's way better.
01:14:13
fux mcclit
Right.
01:14:15
Steve-O
That movie is, yeah.
01:14:17
IGOTTADUMP
It's so much better. Like I, it's, i sometimes I'm shocked how much I like the movie more. So it's always an aspect there. I like them both differently.
01:14:30
IGOTTADUMP
You know, i I think I like the book a little more in this scenario.
01:14:34
fux mcclit
Devin, do you prefer the Lord of the Rings book or the movie?
01:14:37
JohhnyCAGE
Well, as somebody who I scrubbed out on the book, I couldn't stand reading it.
01:14:38
Steve-O
Oh, it's a movie for him.
01:14:42
JohhnyCAGE
I was like, I actually don't like this book.
01:14:44
IGOTTADUMP
Well, i will I'll be real with you.
01:14:45
fux mcclit
Is it because they is it because they don't say meats back on the menu, boys? is that because Is it because they don't have that in the book?
01:14:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:14:49
IGOTTADUMP
Here.
01:14:49
Steve-O
ah Nah, nah, nah. It's one character.
01:14:51
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
01:14:53
Steve-O
It's one character for Devin and his name rhymes with Throm Zambadil.
01:14:55
fux mcclit
Because they don't have that in the book?
01:14:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:14:58
IGOTTADUMP
if you want me to be brutally honest if I'm honest about the Lord the Rings books The Hobbit is the best written book
01:14:58
fux mcclit
Because...
01:15:06
Steve-O
Oh, I love The Hobbit.
01:15:07
fux mcclit
Okay.
01:15:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. yeah Yeah, I read that book.
01:15:08
Steve-O
That's such a fun read.
01:15:11
IGOTTADUMP
that book's wonderful I think Lord of the Rings trilogy is good I think it's just you know it's it's a lot yeah
01:15:11
JohhnyCAGE
you
01:15:12
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:15:13
fux mcclit
z um
01:15:16
fux mcclit
Guys, I work with a guy that is like a fucking Homer Odyssey like book nerd, like a lore junkie, and he is he's got very mixed feelings about about this movie coming up.
01:15:22
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, man.
01:15:29
IGOTTADUMP
Oh boy. What is he upset about?
01:15:30
JohhnyCAGE
I'll be honest, I don't blame him.
01:15:32
fux mcclit
So on one end, there's that guy. And then I work with another guy who we've been having movie conversations with who think he thinks Nolan's like the best director of all time. And I'm just like, well, I mean, that's just that's just factually wrong.
01:15:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, well, that's just... no
01:15:43
IGOTTADUMP
You're in the middle.
01:15:46
fux mcclit
You know, I break the snob out and I'm like, you would put him up there with like, you know, Spielberg and and.
01:15:46
Steve-O
Oh. went
01:15:51
IGOTTADUMP
Kersauer Bergman.
01:15:53
fux mcclit
Well, dude, I went Kurosawa and didn't get didn't get a bite with the bait. So I knew that was too deep of a cut.
01:15:58
Steve-O
hawk. Nah.
01:16:02
fux mcclit
um I mumbled Ingmar Bergman under my breath to just... Just to see if somebody in the queue, in the Jason cube, would, like, pop their head out.
01:16:08
IGOTTADUMP
There's
01:16:12
fux mcclit
not that We're not there yet.
01:16:12
IGOTTADUMP
nobody. There's nobody.
01:16:13
Steve-O
um
01:16:13
fux mcclit
But, yeah, I mean, but, like, the the thing was, like, Tarantino.
01:16:14
JohhnyCAGE
Oh my, yeah.
01:16:16
fux mcclit
i was like, you put him over Tarantino? He's like, yeah. And I'm like... i was like, pull up the fucking... i was like, pull up the fucking letterbox right now.
01:16:24
Steve-O
dude
01:16:24
fux mcclit
Like, laura pull up the Rotten Tomatoes, like, resumes.
01:16:27
Steve-O
john with the letterbox i i love that that's an ongoing thread
01:16:28
JohhnyCAGE
Can I, wait
01:16:29
fux mcclit
Yeah, because I was like... No, because I was like, dude, because we were like, what do you think? Here, I'll ask you guys this. What do you think the... ro I mean, I know this is like, you know, a mirror will come and be like, oh, it's fucking corporate.
01:16:40
fux mcclit
Corporate slimed. doesn't matter anymore. But like, what do you guys think the Rotten Tomatoes score of the Odyssey is going to end up being?
01:16:49
IGOTTADUMP
95. Yeah.
01:16:50
fux mcclit
You think going to be that high? Because that's high these days.
01:16:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:16:52
fux mcclit
95 is high.
01:16:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:16:52
Steve-O
going to 93, 93, 92.
01:16:54
fux mcclit
Because we were we were saying, I said 90 is probably where it would...
01:16:56
JohhnyCAGE
88. I'm going to say 88.
01:16:57
fux mcclit
it would Yeah, I said 87 to where I would ballpark it.
01:17:03
IGOTTADUMP
I think this is going to be...
01:17:03
JohhnyCAGE
And that's, and that's if you don't piss people off because this movie, it's, it's already made some decisions that have been like little curious.
01:17:11
fux mcclit
Well, yeah, the my the Odyssey fanboy was saying like um like
01:17:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:17:17
fux mcclit
he doesn't like the fact that it's like an ensemble cast. like He thinks that's going to take away from him.
01:17:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:17:25
IGOTTADUMP
I
01:17:25
fux mcclit
I was like, dude, let Nolan cook, though. like It's Christopher Nolan.
01:17:29
IGOTTADUMP
i don't think it's going to be as ensemble as you think. I think it's...
01:17:32
Steve-O
It's going to get whittled down real fast.
01:17:34
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Here's the deal with... He should understand this about epic poetry, ah Greek epic poetry. There is no internal monologue for any character in ah in Greek epic poetry.
01:17:47
IGOTTADUMP
The internal monologue is the gods. So...
01:17:51
fux mcclit
Chris, let me stop you right there. Because the the last trailer he watched, his huge problem with it was that Tom Holland referred to, um, referred to, uh, what's his name?
01:18:04
fux mcclit
Odysseus as dad, as dad.
01:18:04
JohhnyCAGE
deia
01:18:05
IGOTTADUMP
like disney's dad i
01:18:06
JohhnyCAGE
No, no. Listen, listened and I was like, that bugs me. It bugs impug me.
01:18:10
fux mcclit
That bugged you too? Okay, yeah. No, because I wanted to get your thoughts on this because, like, I, you know, I've no, I got no skin in the game, you know?
01:18:12
JohhnyCAGE
and
01:18:14
JohhnyCAGE
i don't love that I don't love that there's no attempt at an accent. um
01:18:20
IGOTTADUMP
i have no issue with it i have no issue with it he goes because because it
01:18:20
JohhnyCAGE
It just means like an odd joke.
01:18:21
fux mcclit
And like that, yeah, that, okay. So, so, so you have, so, so Devin, cause I brought up meets back up on the menu boys as, as like a, as like an analogy for that.
01:18:27
IGOTTADUMP
it
01:18:32
IGOTTADUMP
In the early 2000s, when they did these Greek epic movies, everybody had a British accent, which was equally wrong.
01:18:33
JohhnyCAGE
don't think it's comparable.
01:18:33
fux mcclit
And.
01:18:41
IGOTTADUMP
Like, that's not right either. Like, I
01:18:44
fux mcclit
Yeah. So Devin, you rather them just speak in Greek the whole time?
01:18:45
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:18:47
fux mcclit
Or you'd rather movie be that?
01:18:47
IGOTTADUMP
i mean, if you really want to get real, that's what should be happening.
01:18:52
JohhnyCAGE
No, but it's certain, like, again, standout line, like you said, is my dad, right? It's like not, there's just a way of speaking, right?
01:18:59
fux mcclit
Yeah, it it doesn't feel it doesn't feel right.
01:19:01
IGOTTADUMP
Listen, these anachronistic shit, I could care less.
01:19:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's just like,
01:19:01
fux mcclit
It doesn't feel right.
01:19:05
IGOTTADUMP
I really could. Because this...
01:19:07
JohhnyCAGE
i don't I'm not going to say it's going to ruin the movie, but like when I watched the trailer, I was like, that's odd.
01:19:07
IGOTTADUMP
this
01:19:13
fux mcclit
Ew.
01:19:13
JohhnyCAGE
That's a choice. and i don't It's like Nolan's way smarter than to just be like, I just didn't think about it, right?
01:19:13
fux mcclit
Ew.
01:19:14
IGOTTADUMP
it
01:19:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:17
fux mcclit
Yeah, there's gotta be a...
01:19:19
IGOTTADUMP
I just don't...
01:19:19
JohhnyCAGE
like
01:19:20
IGOTTADUMP
I don't see the nitpicking about it when... Before that, it was English accents.
01:19:23
fux mcclit
Well, what if it's like Romeo and Juliet and it's just like modern times?
01:19:25
IGOTTADUMP
or
01:19:28
fux mcclit
That kind of thing, you know?
01:19:29
IGOTTADUMP
i think that's kind of what the...
01:19:30
JohhnyCAGE
But even then, they spoke they spoke in the old language. It was just in modern day.
01:19:34
IGOTTADUMP
Well, they they they spoke in in in the Shakespeare's play, but like that's different.
01:19:36
fux mcclit
yeah did they did they Yeah, did he refer to his dad?
01:19:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:19:39
IGOTTADUMP
That's different than this. You want people to speak in original...
01:19:41
fux mcclit
my dad. My dad on the Capulets. My Capulet dad is going to have a problem with you, Romeo.
01:19:44
IGOTTADUMP
the o
01:19:48
IGOTTADUMP
If you really want want to get real, this is a poem.
01:19:48
fux mcclit
Oh.
01:19:51
fux mcclit
You Montague. Is your Montague dad going to fight my Capulet dad?
01:19:52
IGOTTADUMP
This is a poem...
01:19:53
Steve-O
a
01:19:56
fux mcclit
Are dads going to fight each other? See, doesn't that bother you, Chris? That bothers me.
01:19:59
IGOTTADUMP
It does not.
01:20:00
fux mcclit
i was saying it like that.
01:20:00
IGOTTADUMP
It does not. Because to be honest, if it really was supposed to be 100% accurate, it would be in Greek and it would rhyme. Like it's a poem. Like that's...
01:20:11
fux mcclit
Well, that, I mean, that's why, i mean, I think that's why Travis Scott got a role in this because he could probably, they're probably going to do something with the poetry.
01:20:18
IGOTTADUMP
That would be actually kind of cool if they did something wrong with
01:20:20
fux mcclit
Yeah, I mean i think i think that that's my tinfoil hat theory. Because like Travis Scott being in a movie of this caliber and not being in any movie of any caliber prior to this didn't really make any sense to me.
01:20:32
fux mcclit
Like, is that just a cash grab, like weird move by Nolan? But like like we said, Nolan is smarter than than the average director.
01:20:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:20:40
fux mcclit
So he's probably got a reason for it.
01:20:42
IGOTTADUMP
I'm, I'm, I'm, I have no.
01:20:43
fux mcclit
so maybe So Devin, maybe he has a reason for Twinkie Tom Holland, like, you know, like, talking like ah like a weirdo, you know?
01:20:51
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, that's that's why I'm not like ah totally against it.
01:20:52
Steve-O
no
01:20:53
IGOTTADUMP
Well, here's deal. Tom Holland, unfortunately, is not a good actor.
01:20:55
JohhnyCAGE
It's just.
01:20:56
IGOTTADUMP
but So, I mean, yeah.
01:20:58
fux mcclit
Dude, he's Nathan Drake. You watch your mouth.
01:21:00
IGOTTADUMP
right.
01:21:01
fux mcclit
That's Nathan Drake you're talking about here.
01:21:02
Steve-O
ah the nathan drake he is cemented as the nathan drake in fortnite because he is the default
01:21:02
fux mcclit
That's the Nathan
01:21:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, his most famous role, Nathan Drake. Yeah.
01:21:11
fux mcclit
Drake. Yeah. If he's not Nathan Drake, he's being carried by other fucking Marvel actors in his own movies. So, you know.
01:21:17
Steve-O
like robert downey jr
01:21:19
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:21:19
IGOTTADUMP
Duny Jr.
01:21:20
Steve-O
from Doom. No.
01:21:22
fux mcclit
Robert Downey Jr.
01:21:22
IGOTTADUMP
Ironman and Dr.
01:21:23
fux mcclit
who who shows up in three whole film minutes of that one movie and probably got paid then the entire cast got paid more than the entire cast combined for three minutes and in one movie.
01:21:25
IGOTTADUMP
Doom.
01:21:26
Steve-O
do
01:21:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:21:31
JohhnyCAGE
You know.
01:21:34
fux mcclit
But, you know.
01:21:34
JohhnyCAGE
This what you do.
01:21:36
IGOTTADUMP
Anyway,
01:21:37
fux mcclit
Take it.
01:21:37
JohhnyCAGE
Did anyone see Disclosure Day?
01:21:39
IGOTTADUMP
no one here saw Disclosure Day.
01:21:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:21:41
fux mcclit
I don't really plan to.
01:21:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I probably will if
01:21:44
fux mcclit
Is it supposed to be good? I mean, that's the opposite thing.
01:21:45
IGOTTADUMP
Evangelista loved it.
01:21:47
fux mcclit
Like, the the cast of that, it makes me kind of want to watch it. Not not even the fact that Spielberg is in it.
01:21:50
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, me too.
01:21:53
fux mcclit
It's just that Emily Blunt's in it, and she's probably awesome in it.
01:21:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I'm hearing like they're like, oh, it's great, but also it's divisive.
01:21:58
fux mcclit
What's the Rotten Tomatoes?
01:21:58
JohhnyCAGE
And I'm like, 81 certified.
01:22:02
Steve-O
Oh. Oh.
01:22:02
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. Yeah, so the, um, this is the other thing. i'll I'll break off this tangent after this, but, like, like we were talking about movies and he, he wanted to know what movie to watch.
01:22:13
fux mcclit
So like, uh, somebody mentioned watching, um, Godzilla versus calm or something.
01:22:18
JohhnyCAGE
Jurassic Park.
01:22:21
fux mcclit
Cause it was like family movie night.
01:22:21
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, oh.
01:22:22
fux mcclit
And I was like, I was like, well, why would you watch that when you could watch Godzilla minus one?
01:22:22
Steve-O
oh
01:22:23
JohhnyCAGE
ah
01:22:27
fux mcclit
And he was like, what's that? And I was like, Oh, here we go.
01:22:31
IGOTTADUMP
Jesus Christ.
01:22:31
JohhnyCAGE
Why
01:22:31
fux mcclit
So then the, the, the, the Christopher Nolan guy, who's been fucking, you know, talk about, Oh, Django is only an 89, blah, blah. I was like, I i knew.
01:22:42
fux mcclit
i mean, I kind of knew, but I wasn't 100% i wasn't a hundred percent sure Maybe I was 99% sure. But i was like oh what i was like, did you watch Godzilla Minds 1? He's like, no. He's like, never heard of it.
01:22:53
fux mcclit
I was like, like what's the Rotten Tomatoes score?
01:22:53
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, you got to teach them.
01:22:55
fux mcclit
I'm curious. And he's like holy shit, 99?
01:22:58
JohhnyCAGE
are you looking up? good
01:23:00
fux mcclit
He's like, a Godzilla movie got a 99? I was like, dude, you guys got to... And these guys these guys are like work in the aviation industry, so like they know stuff.
01:23:08
IGOTTADUMP
You got to teach them.
01:23:09
fux mcclit
They know shit.
01:23:09
Steve-O
Oh yeah, that movie is very big into aviation.
01:23:11
fux mcclit
Yeah. So then he watched like he the guy watched the trailer.
01:23:12
IGOTTADUMP
You got to teach them to them.
01:23:14
fux mcclit
He's like, dude, I almost cried watching the trail. I was like, dude, was if you know anything about like planes and like, you know, a lot about planes and like World War Two shit. I'm like, this is like I'm like, dude, the movie's not even about Godzilla, dog.
01:23:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:23:27
fux mcclit
I'm like, he's just he's the tornado and twister.
01:23:27
JohhnyCAGE
Honestly, like it's not...
01:23:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and honestly, and it's not better than Minus One, but Shin Godzilla's great, too.
01:23:30
fux mcclit
Like, that's what he is.
01:23:32
fux mcclit
You know?
01:23:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's that's a great old movie.
01:23:36
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah.
01:23:37
JohhnyCAGE
You know?
01:23:37
fux mcclit
No. Yeah, but like, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, I love Shin Godzilla.
01:23:40
JohhnyCAGE
But, yeah, it's just like, dude, let's not disrespect Godzilla, man.
01:23:41
IGOTTADUMP
It's actually...
01:23:42
fux mcclit
That's a different taste. That's an a acquired taste type movie, though.
01:23:43
IGOTTADUMP
that that That's a wonderful, wonderful commentary on on climate change.
01:23:44
fux mcclit
yeah
01:23:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:46
JohhnyCAGE
Godzilla's got...
01:23:48
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:23:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:23:49
IGOTTADUMP
like that That one is a whole other...
01:23:50
fux mcclit
Yeah. That's different. Godzilla Minus One, you could watch like with your family, I think. you know Shin Godzilla, he might not have a good great time.
01:23:56
Steve-O
yeah
01:23:57
JohhnyCAGE
Maybe. I mean, I guess it depends on subtitles, I guess.
01:23:58
fux mcclit
Not everybody.
01:24:03
fux mcclit
I guess. But yeah, so that was his homework.
01:24:04
JohhnyCAGE
You know. Hey.
01:24:06
fux mcclit
was he was gonna watch Godzilla minus one this week I'm on it dude I'm on it
01:24:08
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you got to teach these kids, dude.
01:24:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:24:09
IGOTTADUMP
Because, like, i'm um I'm at the same boat with the kids at work.
01:24:11
Steve-O
ah got
01:24:14
IGOTTADUMP
Like, I'm trying to get them trying to teach.
01:24:15
fux mcclit
oh man dude a couple yeah a couple of them are like you know born like past year 2000s and like somebody somebody brought up MJ versus LeBron and I was like dude i was like I am not having this conversation because I know
01:24:16
Steve-O
Trying to teach them?
01:24:22
IGOTTADUMP
You know what I'm like, John? I'm like that.
01:24:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:28
IGOTTADUMP
You know what I'm like? I'm like that Key and Peele. Remember that Key and Peele sketch with the guy with the peanuts in his hand? Where he's like, oh, you youngsters, going to learn.
01:24:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:24:37
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah. yeah Yeah.
01:24:39
IGOTTADUMP
he's just popping nuts the whole time that shit yep yep
01:24:43
fux mcclit
was like, I know where this where this LeBron versus MJ conversation going to go based on what years you were born in. So we're just not going go there.
01:24:49
Steve-O
a
01:24:50
fux mcclit
We're not even going to a conversation.
01:24:52
IGOTTADUMP
yeah oh John i just gotta ask you buddy from Sixers fan to Sixers fan how do you feel about the Knicks winning everything
01:25:04
fux mcclit
I mean,
01:25:04
JohhnyCAGE
Hey man, second place, right? Second place.
01:25:06
Steve-O
and also they had dan has on on their side to come on man
01:25:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:25:10
IGOTTADUMP
And
01:25:11
fux mcclit
Unwanted, like as a basketball fan in general, I think it's good for basketball that these guys won. Just like unbiased, unfiltered, like no no Philly biases. ah
01:25:22
IGOTTADUMP
what do you, how do you really feel?
01:25:24
fux mcclit
I mean, I think that the fans are fucking stupid, but I'm sure everybody feels that way about Philly fans, especially after two Super Bowls and like almost in a row. Like, you know, people probably say the same shit about Philly fans.
01:25:35
JohhnyCAGE
i you know I'll be honest. I was like, bro, you can't win like game game two and then start assaulting people.
01:25:40
fux mcclit
But did dev Devin, did you see the the clip of the guy in the in the Spurs Rodman jersey that like fought like 30 Knicks guys like and came out unscathed?
01:25:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. and You know what I said? I said, good. They needed one back.
01:25:51
fux mcclit
No, did you see? That guy's from Philly, though. The guy interviewed, he's like, I'm from Philly.
01:25:53
JohhnyCAGE
Oh.
01:25:54
IGOTTADUMP
See, I think I have to admit, guys, i lived I lived in New York for for a while.
01:25:54
JohhnyCAGE
Awesome.
01:25:56
fux mcclit
These guys don't know how to fight. i was like, yes.
01:25:58
JohhnyCAGE
okay
01:26:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:26:02
IGOTTADUMP
hate this.
01:26:03
fux mcclit
They're all performative, right? They're they're they're all...
01:26:05
IGOTTADUMP
i hate I hate everything about this.
01:26:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah,
01:26:07
IGOTTADUMP
I hate that the Knicks won.
01:26:07
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:26:10
IGOTTADUMP
in pure hate mode.
01:26:10
fux mcclit
I think it's good, like, you know...
01:26:13
IGOTTADUMP
I hate Knicks fans.
01:26:14
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:26:15
IGOTTADUMP
i hate I've seen them before this. I know what they're like. I don't i't like any of this.
01:26:19
fux mcclit
Yeah, I mean, i just that's the thing. It's like the fans. I like seeing Jalen Brunson win. like I like Jalen Brunson.
01:26:27
JohhnyCAGE
yeah I like Jalen Bronson.
01:26:28
IGOTTADUMP
I don't like Jailodron.
01:26:29
fux mcclit
Oh,
01:26:30
JohhnyCAGE
like I thought it was cool that his dad, the last time they were in the finals, his dad played.
01:26:33
IGOTTADUMP
I don't like Carl Anthony Towns.
01:26:34
fux mcclit
his abusive dad. His dad was just as abusive as fucking Joe Jackson.
01:26:37
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like that's that's weird.
01:26:38
fux mcclit
As Michael Jackson's dad.
01:26:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:26:39
IGOTTADUMP
That whole thing is weird.
01:26:40
fux mcclit
He's basically, yeah, imagine after Michael Jackson won his first Grammy, he hugged his dad after it.
01:26:46
IGOTTADUMP
I hate that.
01:26:46
fux mcclit
That's what that was, Devin, all right?
01:26:47
IGOTTADUMP
I hate everything about that.
01:26:48
fux mcclit
That's what that was, all right?
01:26:49
IGOTTADUMP
I hate everything about it.
01:26:50
fux mcclit
Just to give you a little, just to give you a little lore drop, Rick Brunson abusive dad.
01:26:52
JohhnyCAGE
yeah dude But did you did you hear the story about when he played like a pickup game against the guy that took his dad's spot when his dad got cut? He's like, I fucking attack the guy.
01:27:01
fux mcclit
No.
01:27:03
JohhnyCAGE
He's like, i I played him like he was the like the fucking biggest piece of shit.
01:27:06
fux mcclit
Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
01:27:08
JohhnyCAGE
you know Yeah, because he was like, that's the guy that like he took my dad's spot at the game.
01:27:13
IGOTTADUMP
Nah.
01:27:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:27:14
IGOTTADUMP
I'm out on that. I'm out. I don't like that guy. I think he's got he's fucked up.
01:27:17
fux mcclit
Oh, you know what? I know why. Chris, it goes deeper than this. It goes deeper than just Philly versus New York. you want You're a Temple grad, and these you got to watch Villanova kids fucking win two championships in your life, and then those same
01:27:28
IGOTTADUMP
I can't stand it. Everybody likes Nova. What's the big deal?
01:27:37
fux mcclit
Villanova guys got to win another championship as New York Knicks. Yeah, that's what it is, Chris. I've exposed you as ah as a Temple graduate. I get it now.
01:27:48
IGOTTADUMP
We were so good.
01:27:49
fux mcclit
I know.
01:27:50
IGOTTADUMP
We were so
01:27:51
fux mcclit
That and like, you know, it's either that you went to St. Joe's, you know? St.
01:27:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:27:55
fux mcclit
Joe's, Temple, Villanova.
01:27:56
IGOTTADUMP
I dealt with it too.
01:27:58
fux mcclit
Yeah, so that's what it is.
01:27:58
JohhnyCAGE
Hehehehe.
01:27:59
IGOTTADUMP
I fucking, I can't stand it. I'm sorry. i really can't.
01:28:02
fux mcclit
Alright. I get it.
01:28:03
IGOTTADUMP
I'm sorry.
01:28:03
fux mcclit
I get it now, dude. I get it.
01:28:07
IGOTTADUMP
It's fine.
01:28:08
fux mcclit
But yeah.
01:28:08
IGOTTADUMP
It's fine.
01:28:09
fux mcclit
No, I just think it's like, you know, it's fine.
01:28:10
IGOTTADUMP
Moving on. We'll move on.
01:28:12
fux mcclit
It's New York. You know?
01:28:15
IGOTTADUMP
It's Wall Street teams.
01:28:15
fux mcclit
I'd rather them win that than
01:28:15
Steve-O
I'll let, I'll let mom Donnie get this one. Cause that was, that Donald Trump thing was ridiculous.
01:28:18
fux mcclit
Yeah, Chris, would you rather would you rather the Giants win the Super Bowl or the Knicks win the NBA championship?
01:28:23
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, God.
01:28:24
fux mcclit
like why
01:28:27
fux mcclit
Which one?
01:28:27
IGOTTADUMP
yeah ah
01:28:30
fux mcclit
or the or the Or the Mets win the World Series? No, we're talking about the Mets.
01:28:34
IGOTTADUMP
I don't like any of these scenarios.
01:28:35
fux mcclit
Yeah, then we got... a
01:28:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:28:41
fux mcclit
You know, it's just New York. It's whatever.
01:28:43
IGOTTADUMP
Fucking Wall Street team.
01:28:43
fux mcclit
It's one of their 90 teams that they have in the NBA already. They've got like three teams. What's the New York Knicks, the Brooklyn Nets? Do they have another team?
01:28:57
IGOTTADUMP
No, I think that's it, actually. Yeah.
01:28:59
Steve-O
They've got three hockey teams, basically.
01:29:00
fux mcclit
They have three hockey teams. They got to two football teams. They got two baseball teams. they even They went out of their way to make the Mets after the Brooklyn Dodgers left.
01:29:13
fux mcclit
So, like, fuck them.
01:29:13
IGOTTADUMP
I know.
01:29:14
fux mcclit
they They're like, oh, we out?
01:29:14
JohhnyCAGE
the the odds The odds were...
01:29:17
fux mcclit
It's the 1920s and the new New York was still so privileged that they needed still they needed two baseball teams in the 1920s.
01:29:22
Steve-O
we need two of them.
01:29:25
fux mcclit
So whatever, man.
01:29:25
JohhnyCAGE
Listen, I can't speak. I watched a bunch of guys punch each other in the face front the White House last night.
01:29:30
IGOTTADUMP
You got nowhere where to stand on this one.
01:29:30
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, man. and the fight The fights were like legitimately great, but...
01:29:35
fux mcclit
I saw the dude fucking salute Donald Trump or whatever after i he won. What was that about, Devin?
01:29:41
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, other guy with ah the colorful hair, the braid, he, uh, yeah, he, he knocked the guy out and then in one fell swoop, like knocked him out.
01:29:43
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:29:51
JohhnyCAGE
And then in one motion went to a salute. He kind of just saluted like all the corners, but
01:29:55
fux mcclit
Yeah, but Trump was in one of those corners, so, yeah you know.
01:29:59
JohhnyCAGE
John, I got some bad news for you. He was, uh, he was, he was there all night and he was getting glazed all night and you're like, Oh man. But, uh, that main event, whew.
01:30:11
fux mcclit
Hey, listen, man. Team USA fucking dominated Paraguay in the first World Cup game.
01:30:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:30:15
IGOTTADUMP
Nice. Very good.
01:30:17
JohhnyCAGE
no
01:30:18
fux mcclit
It's pretty exciting. I'm not a soccer guy, but, you know, it's cool seeing that.
01:30:20
IGOTTADUMP
Very, very good. i a ah people I work with, they got tickets to go see, I think it was France versus Iraq.
01:30:32
fux mcclit
Wow, are they fucking millionaires?
01:30:32
IGOTTADUMP
June 22nd. No, they were gifted them by a company that we work with.
01:30:38
fux mcclit
So, oh, yeah, because I was going to say, France is like one of the, I mean, i again, i don't know if Jack Squab.
01:30:43
IGOTTADUMP
They're like the Chicago Bulls of the World Cup, right?
01:30:45
fux mcclit
Yeah, they're like the they're like the heavy favorites. So, like, any any match they're in is going to be, like, a lot of money. So, that's why I asked if they were millionaires.
01:30:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I know. they it's
01:30:55
fux mcclit
So, they got to go?
01:30:57
IGOTTADUMP
They're going to.
01:30:58
IGOTTADUMP
It's June 22nd.
01:30:58
fux mcclit
going?
01:30:59
fux mcclit
When are you going?
01:31:01
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not going. They won the tickets.
01:31:05
fux mcclit
Oh. Oh.
01:31:06
IGOTTADUMP
They won it through selling the most of the certain products.
01:31:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:31:11
IGOTTADUMP
Yes, they...
01:31:12
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I, have so it was funny. I was, I was camping this weekend and on the way, on the way up, They had signs that said World Cup starts at seven. You've been warned.
01:31:23
JohhnyCAGE
That's all it said. And I was like, oh, God damn. So we had to leave. we had to make sure we left like super early because I was not willing to get caught in fucking world in World Cup traffic, dude.
01:31:31
IGOTTADUMP
in Trafica.
01:31:34
fux mcclit
Yeah, it's like it's like the Pope.
01:31:35
Steve-O
I got a notification on my GPS.
01:31:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:31:38
Steve-O
It was like, it was like, doo doo you're about to drive through World Cup traffic. And I was like, dude, this is like I'm going through a DMZ. Like, what the hell?
01:31:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:31:48
IGOTTADUMP
Awesome.
01:31:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I feel like we we got in like right before it started getting a little crazy.
01:31:53
IGOTTADUMP
And you you now love soccer, right, Steve?
01:31:56
Steve-O
Oh, they call me Mr. Kikifeet.
01:31:58
IGOTTADUMP
Mr. Kikifeet.
01:31:59
Steve-O
Mr. Kikifeet.
01:32:00
IGOTTADUMP
Kiki Feet!
01:32:02
Steve-O
Always kickin'.
01:32:02
IGOTTADUMP
That's what the British people, that's their slang name for soccer players.
01:32:05
JohhnyCAGE
um Oh, kicky feet?
01:32:07
IGOTTADUMP
Kiki Feets.
01:32:08
Steve-O
Oh, I'm a kicky feet.
01:32:09
IGOTTADUMP
Hey, it's my favorite Kiki Feet.
01:32:11
Steve-O
um But yeah, like.
01:32:15
Steve-O
It wasn't that bad.
01:32:16
IGOTTADUMP
Did anybody here watch any of these games?
01:32:20
JohhnyCAGE
No.
01:32:20
Steve-O
No, no.
01:32:21
IGOTTADUMP
Nope.
01:32:21
fux mcclit
Soccer games?
01:32:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:32:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, this is not not my port, man.
01:32:23
fux mcclit
ah watch I watched ah few a couple of them, but I'm a slave to the moment. you know
01:32:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I know, I know. Trust me.
01:32:32
fux mcclit
It's got to be here. I'm not
01:32:36
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, I, yeah, I guess we should watch USA.
01:32:40
fux mcclit
going to lie, though.
01:32:40
IGOTTADUMP
They keep going. They keep going.
01:32:41
fux mcclit
I'm not going to I'm not like fucking locked in on it because it's boring as fuck to me to watch soccer.
01:32:47
IGOTTADUMP
Nah. Yeah.
01:32:50
fux mcclit
but
01:32:50
IGOTTADUMP
Me too.
01:32:50
JohhnyCAGE
Also, like, listen, I'll.
01:32:52
fux mcclit
You know, dude, they scored four goals in that game, Devin. So, like, it it was exciting to see that many goals get scored.
01:32:57
JohhnyCAGE
No, I mean, that's great. Yeah, yeah.
01:32:58
JohhnyCAGE
If you know soccer, that's crazy. That's that's.
01:32:58
fux mcclit
You know?
01:33:01
fux mcclit
Like, i have I have friends that are like, oh, man, this going be a tie.
01:33:01
JohhnyCAGE
a
01:33:04
fux mcclit
I can't wait. And I'm like, oh, God, that's disgusting.
01:33:06
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:33:06
IGOTTADUMP
Ew!
01:33:06
Steve-O
oh
01:33:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:33:08
IGOTTADUMP
Ew!
01:33:10
JohhnyCAGE
um You know what? Like, ah I'll I'll get invested if if the US makes it like a little bit deeper.
01:33:16
fux mcclit
If they make it through the group stage and, like, get into the tournament.
01:33:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. that'll be okay Okay. Yeah. I'll watch it. Like right now, this is like, to me, it's like watching, it's like watching game 33 of an MLB season. It's like, all right, and i say doesn't matter, but it like,
01:33:28
Steve-O
Hmm. a
01:33:29
fux mcclit
but Dude, i watch every I watch every baseball game. It's actually kind of sad.
01:33:32
IGOTTADUMP
Do you really?
01:33:33
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:33:34
IGOTTADUMP
ha ha ha!
01:33:35
fux mcclit
I'll just, like, have it on. Like, it's it's disgusting, dude.
01:33:37
JohhnyCAGE
yeah, I mean, there is a difference between having it on and like actually be like, Hey, this is.
01:33:40
fux mcclit
No, but I'm, like, watching it, you know, and I'm just like, you know, it's it's gross.
01:33:43
IGOTTADUMP
How do you feel about the Phillies?
01:33:46
fux mcclit
mean, they're pretty good right now.
01:33:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:33:48
fux mcclit
Aside from starting pitching, two of the pitchers should probably be combined Frankenstein-style into one body, and then maybe we might have a shot at winning either either one of those, but, um,
01:33:53
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Yeah, dude.
01:33:59
IGOTTADUMP
okay
01:34:00
fux mcclit
You know, our bats are, you know, aren't doing too hot.
01:34:02
JohhnyCAGE
Hey, you oh, yeah.
01:34:03
fux mcclit
are Dude, were we're playing the Mets for the first time in a few days.
01:34:05
IGOTTADUMP
yeahed
01:34:06
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, actually, you know what's funny? that This is a fraud check on my behalf. i ah I was at the game where the the streak of, yeah, where they broke the streak, where they finally scored a run, and everybody started clapping.
01:34:14
fux mcclit
ah The Christopher Sanchez's streak.
01:34:17
IGOTTADUMP
Wow.
01:34:17
fux mcclit
Yeah. You had no idea until you like got home like three days later, right?
01:34:21
JohhnyCAGE
it No, no, I was there. I was there, and everybody started applauding, and I was like, oh, I guess, like, I guess he was just on a good run, and then and then I saw, like, the signs.
01:34:25
fux mcclit
You had no idea that you were watching history. why i hate This is why I hate the Eagles, Steve. This is why i hate the Eagles.
01:34:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:34:32
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:34:32
JohhnyCAGE
And i was like I was like, oh shit, my bad.
01:34:33
fux mcclit
By the way.
01:34:34
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I know that streak that streak was from like 1930.
01:34:38
fux mcclit
Devin is the reason why I hate the Eagles.
01:34:40
IGOTTADUMP
That streak was from like 1930, wasn't it?
01:34:40
fux mcclit
Just to let you know.
01:34:42
IGOTTADUMP
That he beat the record?
01:34:43
fux mcclit
Yeah, he beat Grover Cleveland's ah record for the Phillies.
01:34:45
JohhnyCAGE
ah
01:34:46
IGOTTADUMP
it's Some fucking 30s fucking pitcher, right?
01:34:46
fux mcclit
No, I'm not even kidding.
01:34:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:34:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. But it yeah, it's like they got it and I was like, oh, that's the shit.
01:34:50
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:34:53
JohhnyCAGE
And then they were, caught and I was like, okay, yeah, they just feel bad for the picture. And then it became very,
01:34:57
fux mcclit
They feel bad for the best pitcher of baseball right now.
01:34:59
JohhnyCAGE
Then it became very clear to me what happened.
01:35:00
fux mcclit
That's awesome.
01:35:01
JohhnyCAGE
And then I got to mansplain it to Jenny. So I kind of, I, I, yeah, I was like, Oh, excuse what happened is it's like, they're clapping because like, even though it sucks, it's like, you got, you got respect.
01:35:06
fux mcclit
You had the hand on the neck, sunglasses on.
01:35:12
fux mcclit
He beat the record.
01:35:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. You got respect the record.
01:35:14
fux mcclit
Yeah.
01:35:15
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah. And then ah there's, there's inflatable dinosaur.
01:35:18
fux mcclit
That's funny. It's like a wrestling clap you know for wrestlers when they do when when they're end of a good run.
01:35:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. You know,
01:35:23
JohhnyCAGE
yeah you know
01:35:26
JohhnyCAGE
Exactly. I was like, all right, shut up, shut up. But ah yeah i internally, i was like, I'm a fucking fraud. Like, I don't even know. Because we got, we but we just got day of seats.
01:35:36
JohhnyCAGE
And then we didn't our seats. We just walked to, like, the food area. just
01:35:39
fux mcclit
Oh man, didn't watch the innings? Like that's, you know, people are like locked in.
01:35:41
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, no. Like, no, like, we we just got food and then we just stayed, like, you know, where the where the total back end is, or you know, where they hit the home runs and shit, where all the restaurants are, and we were just hanging out there the whole time.
01:35:51
fux mcclit
Yeah, yeah, you were just sitting in like the food area?
01:35:55
JohhnyCAGE
i was like, this is way nicer. Fuck sitting in.
01:36:00
JohhnyCAGE
We found, we basically, yeah, we we found an opening with our food, like, at the very front, and we just sat there, and I was like, you know what, I'm good to just stand here for the next seven innings. Like, I'm good. And that's what I did.
01:36:15
JohhnyCAGE
But,
01:36:17
fux mcclit
I'm good.
01:36:18
JohhnyCAGE
I'm fucking good.
01:36:18
Steve-O
I'm good. I'm going catch them all in my cup.
01:36:19
JohhnyCAGE
No, no. But those um those inflatable dinosaur mascots that I always forget exist because they're not the fanatic.
01:36:23
IGOTTADUMP
Awesome.
01:36:27
JohhnyCAGE
They were like popping off all around us in that section.
01:36:32
fux mcclit
Man, really?
01:36:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Like because the ones like a big giraffe or whatever, and he would just stop and then basically use his whole inflatable head as a fucking hammer and just scare people.
01:36:42
fux mcclit
That's awesome.
01:36:43
JohhnyCAGE
And then I posted some of the videos and the weird yellow dinosaur like was assaulting me, dude.
01:36:44
fux mcclit
It's actually kind of sick. That's sick.
01:36:49
JohhnyCAGE
He was all up on me. And I was like, all right.
01:36:52
IGOTTADUMP
awesome
01:36:53
JohhnyCAGE
It's pretty fun.
01:36:54
IGOTTADUMP
You deserve that.
01:36:54
JohhnyCAGE
But I did.
01:36:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:36:57
JohhnyCAGE
because i he Because he found out I was a fraud. He knew.
01:37:01
IGOTTADUMP
How dare you?
01:37:01
fux mcclit
That's sick.
01:37:02
JohhnyCAGE
How dare I? But no, I think we've done pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. pretty pretty good
01:37:06
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, I think we burned through everything that we've seen, watched, or played throughout the week.
01:37:10
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:37:12
IGOTTADUMP
That leaves us with current events, and it looks like Microsoft is selling everything.
01:37:14
JohhnyCAGE
current event.
01:37:19
JohhnyCAGE
Dude,
Microsoft and Xbox Strategic Moves
01:37:20
JohhnyCAGE
that's wild.
01:37:20
IGOTTADUMP
I right?
01:37:21
JohhnyCAGE
I think so. ah
01:37:24
IGOTTADUMP
You know what this is called, Devin, in the corporate world? This is called creating value by selling off shitty assets.
01:37:27
JohhnyCAGE
What's it called?
01:37:32
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, yeah.
01:37:33
IGOTTADUMP
That's what it's called.
01:37:33
JohhnyCAGE
So, so Microsoft. So again, what's a little notable is, uh, their Xbox showcase is good. People, a lot of people were like, man, that was a good showcase. lot of things are worth checking out gears.
01:37:43
fux mcclit
Thank you.
01:37:45
JohhnyCAGE
Halo. That's a new Xenua game. That's pretty cool. And then like the day after, Asha Sharma, who's like the new CEO of Xbox, uh, signed Asha and Matt for Matt booty.
01:37:58
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, we're like, Oh, uh, They're making like a three percent. Oh, God, I know what the term is.
01:38:05
IGOTTADUMP
Thank you.
01:38:06
JohhnyCAGE
But basically, they're making like three cents for every dollar that they so that they make. um They've lost like five hundred million dollars since, like not counting Activision or something like that. Like their profits are in the dirt.
01:38:21
JohhnyCAGE
And they basically said, hey, yeah, get ready. We're going to make some changes. Hey, you know, ah some some tough decisions are going to to be made. So a lot of people knew something was going to happen. But as of now, I think officially.
01:38:41
JohhnyCAGE
The head of Xbox Game Studios has stepped down, who he replaced the guy back in 2024. So he's only been in job like two years and he's like, I'm done. Uh, ah chief of staff, Luis O'Connor stepped down.
01:38:56
JohhnyCAGE
Mark Gordon, who's the Treyarch CEO or president of Treyarch, like one of the call of duty studios leaves, retires. They officially shut down compulsion games that did South of midnight, the most recent one they did.
01:39:06
fux mcclit
Damn.
01:39:10
Steve-O
was an award-winning game.
01:39:10
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, yeah. Uh, and, um,
01:39:12
Steve-O
that did That did big at the end of the year last year.
01:39:15
JohhnyCAGE
And apparently Double Fine, Ninja Theory, Arcane, like ah basically a lot of the studios are in this weird like position where there's a good chance they're going to get shut down.
01:39:30
JohhnyCAGE
i think some of them are negotiating with Xbox to try to sell themselves as opposed to just to close down.
01:39:36
fux mcclit
So why is Bungie still alive? What's going on there?
01:39:39
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, people, I think people think,
01:39:39
Steve-O
that's over on ah on Sony. Yeah.
01:39:42
fux mcclit
Oh, yeah, that's Sony now.
01:39:43
Steve-O
yeah
01:39:43
fux mcclit
Sorry.
01:39:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Also, I think Sony basically said they're going to like, I think this week is Xbox.
01:39:44
fux mcclit
Ran for it.
01:39:50
JohhnyCAGE
And I think next week you're going to see Bungie get gutted a little bit, which is I don't know.
01:39:53
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:39:55
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know whose fault that is, frankly.
01:39:57
IGOTTADUMP
I think most of these companies are gutting their ancillary companies.
01:39:57
JohhnyCAGE
but Yeah, but Xbox is just kind of like, well, like, so what's really interesting, Steve, you posted a link where I don't know if it's official, but they were shut shutting down Ninja Theory.
01:40:12
JohhnyCAGE
that just announced the game a week ago.
01:40:14
Steve-O
yeah
01:40:16
JohhnyCAGE
um
01:40:17
fux mcclit
Wow.
01:40:17
JohhnyCAGE
So that's interesting. And you know, i revisited the trailer and I was like, you know what? Cause there was something odd about it I think I remember talking about it And I was like, the first hell blade was like this kind of like,
01:40:25
Steve-O
and
01:40:30
JohhnyCAGE
not a budget, but it was like a smaller size game, but it looked gorgeous. And they got bought by Microsoft and then Hellblade 2 took forever to make, came out and apparently wasn't that good and didn't make any money.
01:40:42
JohhnyCAGE
Shocker. And then they came out with a new Hellblade just called Senua. And it was like super action based and like action focused. And it kind of seemed like, yeah, like Hellblade 2 pretty good, except like the there needed to be way more combat. So this seemed like a direct response to that.
01:41:00
JohhnyCAGE
But when I'm looking at it, again, like kind of with this, like, oh, they might shut down the studio. This really almost looks like a like a combat simulator, um like a roguelike almost, right?
01:41:11
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:41:11
JohhnyCAGE
Where it's like, oh, here's combat scenarios that will put you in. Like, I don't think it's going to have that big story. At this point, I don't even know if it's going to come out. You know, that seems a bit odd. But yeah, just... um
01:41:26
JohhnyCAGE
It's not that I'm surprised. i don't think any of us are can possibly be surprised by what state Xbox is in. But apparently i was also reading that they were also considering spinning off Xbox into like its completely own thing.
01:41:42
JohhnyCAGE
um Kind of like how like LinkedIn is technically Microsoft, but you know, you don't see Microsoft.
01:41:49
fux mcclit
but without the Microsoft branding.
01:41:49
JohhnyCAGE
linked in Yeah. And they said to possibly even sell off. Like, just like, oh, we'll just spin this off into its own subsidiary and just do its own thing. Like, we don't we don't really care what you do.
01:42:02
JohhnyCAGE
Just be this thing, and then, I don't know, maybe we'll sell you. Which is dire straits, suppose.
01:42:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:11
JohhnyCAGE
Sucks to work at Xbox. And again, you think like, oh they have a game coming out, so they're safe. But, I mean, if Ninja Theory is getting shut down in active development, that's pretty...
01:42:22
Steve-O
They made a big deal about us being like Xbox is back.
01:42:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:42:27
Steve-O
Put the name in all caps.
01:42:29
JohhnyCAGE
Well, I was saying, I was like, I, there's just something about all of that stuff that like didn't sit well. It just seemed super performative and it all is to an extent, but it was just like, they're like, we're listening to the fans.
01:42:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:42
JohhnyCAGE
We capitalize the, like things that don't matter.
01:42:45
Steve-O
They might have been listening to the PlayStation fans.
01:42:48
JohhnyCAGE
They were like, oh, we're going to bring back the blades, the blade UI. And they were, I was like, okay, like, why does that matter?
01:42:52
Steve-O
No, I love the blades, but that's a that's long pastime.
01:42:54
JohhnyCAGE
Right.
01:42:57
JohhnyCAGE
Those were the things that they were making these like kind of like useless, not you like pointless changes that just were going back to exclusivity for one game a year.
01:42:59
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:43:09
JohhnyCAGE
ah Okay. Yeah. And you know, so yeah, and they did it.
01:43:13
Steve-O
It's all bluster. It's all bluster.
01:43:16
fux mcclit
Forza Horizon couldn't carry.
01:43:17
JohhnyCAGE
No, couldn't carry.
01:43:18
Steve-O
I genuinely think they were thinking Forza Horizon 6 was going to save the company.
01:43:18
JohhnyCAGE
so
01:43:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, so like, but like, isn't that crazy?
01:43:24
fux mcclit
As good as it was.
01:43:27
JohhnyCAGE
So think about this. They're they're putting out a game, Gears, Gears of War E-Day. They're a big flagship game for this year, pretty much.
01:43:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:43:37
JohhnyCAGE
Rumor has it cost up to $400 million to make, which i you know I don't know, right?
01:43:42
Steve-O
Jesus Christ.
01:43:43
JohhnyCAGE
The budget's crazy. They pull it from stores where it will sell the most copies, and they're just putting this whole they're just putting this game out to die and be unsuccessful.
01:43:55
JohhnyCAGE
And it's like...
01:43:55
Steve-O
This is the dial of destiny.
01:43:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but that even that eventually at least made it to PlayStation.
01:43:59
Steve-O
Indiana Jones.
01:44:03
Steve-O
No, not talking about the game. I'm talking about the movie where like that Indiana Jones movie was so expensive.
01:44:05
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
01:44:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, no, no, no. The games is a circle of circles, Isn't that what that is?
01:44:10
JohhnyCAGE
Circle of life. Yeah.
01:44:11
Steve-O
Circle of circles.
01:44:12
JohhnyCAGE
Circle of circles. Yeah, yeah.
01:44:13
Steve-O
It's circle something.
01:44:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. But like, I don't know. it's just the, and again, it's like, right, they'll do that. And they said it's never coming to PlayStation.
01:44:23
Steve-O
I think this is why Phil left.
01:44:23
JohhnyCAGE
until it does
01:44:25
Steve-O
I genuinely think he just he saw what they were trying to push for Xbox.
01:44:29
JohhnyCAGE
He said, can't deal with you.
01:44:31
Steve-O
And he's like, I can't do this. This is my baby.
01:44:33
JohhnyCAGE
Well, it really just sounds like they just they're they they're flailing. You know, they're like, we don't really know.
01:44:39
Steve-O
Mm.
01:44:39
JohhnyCAGE
where They even said it as much in that like 100 day update. They're like the next 100 days. We're just going to make a lot of changes. Focus on. High profile IP. um Gone. yeah No more experimental IP bullshit, which is like good goodbye. Double fine. Really? Send you a ninja theory like goodbye with your experimental bullshit.
01:45:04
JohhnyCAGE
Compulsion Games, too experimental and weird for us. Goodbye. Like, if it's not Halo or Gears or Forza or, you know, Fable, I don't think Xbox wants to make it.
01:45:17
Steve-O
yeah
01:45:17
JohhnyCAGE
Which is, I'm not going to say bad business, but they're like, yeah, let's just focus on all this.
01:45:24
Steve-O
They have no
01:45:24
JohhnyCAGE
like
Remembrance and Show Revivals
01:45:25
JohhnyCAGE
and
01:45:25
Steve-O
interest in creating IP.
01:45:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, at this point, I mean... And why should they? That's what you spend all your billions on. To buy established IP. Do something with it. And... don't know.
01:45:38
JohhnyCAGE
It's going to be ugly. It's going to be...
01:45:42
Steve-O
dead. They're gone.
01:45:42
JohhnyCAGE
It's to bum me out. They're dead.
01:45:44
IGOTTADUMP
They're dead.
01:45:44
Steve-O
They're dead.
01:45:44
JohhnyCAGE
You're dead. Matt Boone, you're dead.
01:45:45
IGOTTADUMP
They're going to die. They're going to get beaten with the bat.
01:45:47
JohhnyCAGE
Undead games, you're dead. Yeah, like...
01:45:49
Steve-O
Speaking of dead, pour one out for Anthony Head.
01:45:50
JohhnyCAGE
Ugh.
01:45:52
JohhnyCAGE
That one hurt, man.
01:45:53
IGOTTADUMP
Oh. Yeah, that's rough.
01:45:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:54
JohhnyCAGE
That one really bummed me out. I was... I didn't realize that um Michelle Trachtenberg was this year. I thought that was a while ago.
01:46:02
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, me either. three and or Three this year.
01:46:03
Steve-O
That's crazy. i thought that was last year. Yeah.
01:46:05
IGOTTADUMP
Three this year from Buffy.
01:46:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Dude, somebody put Sarah Michelle Gellar in bubble wrap, dude.
01:46:12
IGOTTADUMP
You think it was the master?
01:46:15
JohhnyCAGE
I think it was just the Watchers Guild in general.
01:46:17
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, fuck them.
01:46:18
Steve-O
a
01:46:18
IGOTTADUMP
They were the worst.
01:46:19
JohhnyCAGE
adam It was Spike.
01:46:21
IGOTTADUMP
Need to blow them up again.
01:46:23
JohhnyCAGE
He's just eight. is eight ah Fucking Giles. Yeah, that like that one hurt, I think, the most, I think. and Not to not to like to realize it by making, but that one affected me more, I guess.
01:46:36
IGOTTADUMP
You know what his greatest moment was on the show? You guys are going to say a lot of things like the bat.
01:46:39
JohhnyCAGE
When he lost when he lost to darts to Ted Lasso. Oh, wrong.
01:46:43
IGOTTADUMP
no, no, no, no.
01:46:44
JohhnyCAGE
Wrong show. My bad.
01:46:45
IGOTTADUMP
I'm talking about Buffy here. Talking about that scene.
01:46:47
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, his best his best moment.
01:46:50
IGOTTADUMP
That scene where he got upset at Buffy for eating all the jelly donuts.
01:46:54
Steve-O
That's very, that's a good one.
01:46:56
IGOTTADUMP
I always say order extra jelly and there's never any here.
01:46:56
JohhnyCAGE
Dude.
01:47:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, you're making me bummed out all over again.
01:47:03
IGOTTADUMP
I know. I really love that scene.
01:47:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:47:05
IGOTTADUMP
What?
01:47:06
JohhnyCAGE
he Yeah, it made me want to rewatch that one.
01:47:06
Steve-O
Mm.
01:47:09
JohhnyCAGE
it Like, I don't, maybe it's just the rule of threes or whatever, but I was like, all right, I might be due. I might be due for a Buffy rewatch.
01:47:18
IGOTTADUMP
go angel too.
01:47:18
Steve-O
Rule of threes isn't supposed to fall in the same show or movie.
01:47:18
JohhnyCAGE
Anything to keep...
01:47:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's that's that's a a whole other thing.
01:47:23
JohhnyCAGE
It's true, But I'm just saying, like, I was like, well...
01:47:26
Steve-O
That's a poltergeist curse.
01:47:28
JohhnyCAGE
Oh.
01:47:29
IGOTTADUMP
yeah, that is a poltergeist curse.
01:47:30
JohhnyCAGE
you know what's You know what? i don't Did Joss Whedon say anything about it?
01:47:37
IGOTTADUMP
He can. He's in like a bunker somewhere or something.
01:47:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but come on, man.
01:47:42
IGOTTADUMP
Can't talk about anything.
01:47:44
JohhnyCAGE
Rupert Grint. Yeah, did he...
01:47:47
IGOTTADUMP
He probably killed him.
01:47:49
Steve-O
Oh, dude, no.
01:47:52
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know. That's just me thinking out loud.
01:47:55
Steve-O
um
01:47:55
IGOTTADUMP
Sorry.
01:47:56
Steve-O
It also looks like Doctor Who is getting pulled. They said, do you know what?
01:48:01
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, did he who?
01:48:02
JohhnyCAGE
So they're they're doing what I do think is actually kind of interesting. they're They're just like, this isn't working. They're doing a creative reset. um Essentially, think about like, know I don't think it'll be for nearly as long, but like think about like remember when it ended and then it came back with, you know, Eccleston.
01:48:02
Steve-O
It's not working.
01:48:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:22
JohhnyCAGE
It's probably what they're they're they're looking to do.
01:48:25
IGOTTADUMP
You know, it's funny you bring that up, Devin, because I've heard i heard something recently about a Night of the Seven Kingdoms, the show that we both really like quite a bit.
01:48:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:48:38
IGOTTADUMP
Now listen to this. it this Listen
01:48:43
IGOTTADUMP
to this kooky idea, okay? So the creator of the show wants to have three seasons of this show. And then he wants to take a 10 year break.
01:48:57
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah, yeah. So we can age up, right?
01:48:58
IGOTTADUMP
And then he wants to make three seasons more. And then he wants to take another 10 year break and make three seasons more after that.
01:49:09
JohhnyCAGE
That irritates me.
01:49:11
Steve-O
that's that's not That's not feasible. That's not how that works.
01:49:14
JohhnyCAGE
that's all That's not how this works.
01:49:15
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, you're, you're, you're, you're you youve ripped all your hair out right now.
01:49:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:49:19
IGOTTADUMP
I can see you.
01:49:20
Steve-O
I'm blown away.
01:49:21
IGOTTADUMP
you're
Entertainment Industry Speculations
01:49:22
IGOTTADUMP
you're You got up and walked away and sat back down like Ice Cube in War of the Worlds.
01:49:28
Steve-O
in real the world, yeah.
01:49:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you can't believe what I just said.
01:49:32
Steve-O
Taking my glasses off.
01:49:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you took your glasses off.
01:49:35
Steve-O
That's too long. That's too long. And also three seasons?
01:49:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:39
Steve-O
Come on.
01:49:39
JohhnyCAGE
Like, listen, as much as I love that kid, who who I think is great, like House of the Dragon recast it three times in one season, you know, like just just recast, bro.
01:49:53
Steve-O
Gamers, just put on prosthetics. Just old man makeup.
01:49:55
IGOTTADUMP
I respect the audacity.
01:49:59
Steve-O
I can say some ridiculous things, Chris.
01:49:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:50:01
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know, but you don't, you, you were.
01:50:04
Steve-O
Chris, I'm going to make a movie that never ends.
01:50:05
IGOTTADUMP
yeah ah
01:50:06
Steve-O
It's just going to be a forever movie.
01:50:10
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Do it.
01:50:11
Steve-O
We start filming now and it ends never.
01:50:12
IGOTTADUMP
Motherfucker.
01:50:17
IGOTTADUMP
He's got money. This guy's got HBO. They might I don't know. don't know. I don't know.
01:50:22
Steve-O
No, you don't know.
01:50:23
IGOTTADUMP
i don't know.
01:50:24
Steve-O
Got that Paramount money now.
01:50:27
IGOTTADUMP
They got that Paramount money. Who knows?
01:50:29
Steve-O
Got that Paramount money.
01:50:30
IGOTTADUMP
Who knows?
01:50:30
Steve-O
Devin, what is this social reckoning teaser?
01:50:34
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, it's the sequel to the social network.
01:50:34
IGOTTADUMP
Speaking of which, sequels of 10-year-old movies...
01:50:36
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, I think I'll be honest. Most of these trailers I didn't even watch. I was just like, ah, okay, I'll get to it. And then I never did, but,
01:50:48
JohhnyCAGE
The most notable thing about this is apparently Aaron Sorkin spent three days trying to convince Jesse Eisenberg to come back. Three days. And he's like, no, I refuse because he cited he's sick and tired of people coming up to him with business cards that say, like, I'm the CEO bitch or whatever. He's like, I can't stand it.
01:51:09
JohhnyCAGE
I hate this character. I hate the guy. i refuse.
01:51:13
IGOTTADUMP
Respect. Respect.
01:51:14
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:51:14
JohhnyCAGE
which Which I get, but I just think it's funny.
01:51:16
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:51:17
JohhnyCAGE
Fucking three days is like, bro, I'm not doing it. It's like, all right, fine.
01:51:20
IGOTTADUMP
Have you heard Mark Strong's voice in this, though? Oh, my God, dude.
01:51:26
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I mean, Mark Strong, even though he seems like a nut, he's good. Good actor.
01:51:34
IGOTTADUMP
is.
01:51:34
JohhnyCAGE
It's just you have to be if you're going to be like that, right?
01:51:34
IGOTTADUMP
He's good.
01:51:40
JohhnyCAGE
But.
01:51:42
IGOTTADUMP
What do you think of this trailer, dude?
01:51:42
JohhnyCAGE
oh but it's It feels cheap because it's not Jesse Eisenberg, but it's still Aaron Sorkin, right?
01:51:51
JohhnyCAGE
it's it's never It's everything.
01:51:51
IGOTTADUMP
I think it's, I think, I think it's still prussian and relevant to make a movie about Mark Zuckerberg.
01:51:53
JohhnyCAGE
It's just a different actor.
01:52:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, he's... a I think it's going to be good Will it be... as as respected as as the other one. I don't know.
01:52:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, no, that's that's a whole other thing.
01:52:14
JohhnyCAGE
You know, this almost feels like this almost feels like a... um Oh, man. It would have worked so much better if I could remember the name of the movie. um The movie with Benicio Del Toro, where he plays like the badass Mexican cartel guy.
01:52:34
IGOTTADUMP
Sicario?
01:52:35
JohhnyCAGE
this feels like Sicario day Saladarado or whatever, you know, whatever the fuck was called.
01:52:40
IGOTTADUMP
Slaughter, I know.
01:52:42
JohhnyCAGE
Right. It's like, it's good. It's good. It's, it's a lot of the same people, but like, I just couldn't give a shit. And, uh, I don't I don't know.
01:52:54
JohhnyCAGE
Let's see.
01:52:55
Steve-O
What's whale fall?
01:52:56
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, well falls about a story. It's a book where this guy gets swallowed by a whale and he has to,
01:53:02
Steve-O
Pinocchio
01:53:03
JohhnyCAGE
No, it's a real, but it's like, it's a real, it's a realistic, like, what if you get swallowed by a whale?
01:53:04
IGOTTADUMP
uh bible
01:53:05
Steve-O
Bible. Yeah.
01:53:09
JohhnyCAGE
And this guy's like trying to survive being inside of a whale. And, uh, you don't think of the Martian, but it's a whale instead of Mars.
01:53:15
Steve-O
You just swim at the blowhole. Come on.
01:53:20
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:53:21
IGOTTADUMP
The tagline is survivors survive.
01:53:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I mean, you'd be pretty mad if you were inside of a whale, right?
01:53:30
IGOTTADUMP
I just wait to get pooped out, man.
01:53:33
JohhnyCAGE
So you just wait until you become stomach acid.
01:53:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:53:35
JohhnyCAGE
Like imagine if the entire movie was just you getting sucked up into that thing and nope.
01:53:36
IGOTTADUMP
Just hang out.
01:53:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, man. No, that thing sucked.
01:53:44
JohhnyCAGE
you know what I'm saying? Yeah. That thing definitely seemed like it sucked.
01:53:48
IGOTTADUMP
That was a whole nother. was whole nother bag of bones.
01:53:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:53:51
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to wail though.
01:53:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Uh, Hey, devil may cry gets renewed for a third and final season. i saw season two. It's great. Um, I think three and done. i think that's, that's perfect.
01:54:03
Steve-O
Nice tight three.
01:54:04
JohhnyCAGE
It kind of, yeah it definitely just seems like we're just doing like we're doing devil may cry one, two, and three.
01:54:04
Steve-O
That sounds awesome.
01:54:07
IGOTTADUMP
trace.
01:54:12
JohhnyCAGE
Like that's it. Like, I don't think timeline wise we're getting anything really past that little block of time.
01:54:19
Steve-O
Maybe they'll do the Castlevania cheat code and add the little subtitle and we'll be like, oh, now we're going to do four five.
01:54:25
JohhnyCAGE
o that's true yeah hero's revenge and you're like actually sick uh that's been out yeah think it was last year um there was there was two seasons and there there might be i don't know if anyone saw the second like i
01:54:26
Steve-O
Here's another one, whatever. hmm.
01:54:31
IGOTTADUMP
Where's the sequel to the Castlevania show?
01:54:35
Steve-O
They did one last year, wasn't it? Or the year before? Yeah.
01:54:40
IGOTTADUMP
I thought there was another season of that still.
01:54:42
Steve-O
There's two of them.
01:54:42
IGOTTADUMP
yeah No, no, I thought there was going to be a third.
01:54:45
Steve-O
There might be. That's a good question. Yeah, i feel like the second season of that wasn't as popular.
01:54:52
JohhnyCAGE
it's tough because liked that first season.
01:54:56
Steve-O
I think it came out around the same time as um season two of a Severance, which I think really kind of muted it.
01:55:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it got co-opted for sure.
01:55:03
IGOTTADUMP
Got
01:55:05
JohhnyCAGE
And i was like, oh, sorry.
01:55:05
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:55:06
IGOTTADUMP
cock-blocked by Severance.
01:55:07
Steve-O
yeah
01:55:09
JohhnyCAGE
And then ah Chris, you so you saw this trailer for Onslaught, this Apple, hey I don't know, it's an movie.
01:55:16
IGOTTADUMP
I did, yes.
01:55:17
JohhnyCAGE
What did you think of it?
01:55:20
IGOTTADUMP
Dipp-dipp-dipp-dipp-dipp-dipp-dipp-dipp.
01:55:20
JohhnyCAGE
I can't tell if it's like, if it's quality, if it kind of seems like, I don't say budget, but like.
01:55:27
IGOTTADUMP
All I know is from what I've been seeing from Apple TV is they've been really putting money into everything. Like all their production seems to be going up.
01:55:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:55:35
IGOTTADUMP
They're getting a lot of big actors, but this is an A24 production too.
01:55:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:55:40
IGOTTADUMP
So that has its own weight to it. I just have no interest in seeing this.
01:55:46
JohhnyCAGE
ah Okay, all right. No, fair enough.
01:55:47
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know, man.
01:55:49
JohhnyCAGE
she It's just like a, it's like about a, like a female sniper who has like brutal PTSD, which is not uninteresting.
01:55:49
IGOTTADUMP
the
01:55:56
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
01:55:58
JohhnyCAGE
Let's see. Annie Taylor Joy cast in the new Lord of the Rings movie, The Hunt for Gollum. I'm not going to lie.
01:56:05
IGOTTADUMP
Gotta get her in everything.
01:56:07
JohhnyCAGE
I feel like I haven't seen her for a minute.
01:56:09
IGOTTADUMP
She fits the world, too. She looks like an alien.
01:56:11
JohhnyCAGE
She fits the world. I haven't seen her in an in um in a minute.
01:56:12
Steve-O
She looks like an elf.
01:56:16
JohhnyCAGE
And I'll be honest, if you guys saw it, but she like showed up ah in the Argentina World Cup game.
01:56:23
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah.
01:56:23
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, oh, that's right. She's like one of the most gorgeous women ever on the planet.
01:56:28
IGOTTADUMP
Yep.
01:56:29
JohhnyCAGE
Man, I hope she's doing well. And all of a sudden I saw this news and I was like, oh, cool. Yeah. And, you know, I say seen her. I know she was in the Mario movie, but.
01:56:37
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, she's an easy elf, right?
01:56:39
Steve-O
Easy elf.
01:56:39
IGOTTADUMP
Like, that's just not even...
01:56:40
JohhnyCAGE
Easy.
01:56:40
Steve-O
Easy elf.
01:56:40
JohhnyCAGE
l three Yeah.
01:56:42
IGOTTADUMP
are we even doing if she's not an elf?
01:56:43
JohhnyCAGE
Man, I don't know. i'm we're I'm very curious if I'm going be hardwired to hate this this Hunt for Gollum movie. Because it's like unnecessary.
01:56:58
JohhnyCAGE
They're doing it just to keep the rights, essentially.
01:57:01
Steve-O
Well, dude, it's like Predator. They get like a squad of like grunts, military grunts, and they're in the jungle and they're hunting down Golem.
01:57:12
Steve-O
Like it's going to be exciting, dude, because he's invisible.
01:57:15
JohhnyCAGE
But it...
01:57:16
Steve-O
Like he puts the ring on and disappears.
01:57:17
JohhnyCAGE
if
01:57:18
Steve-O
And then you just see somebody's arm blow off.
01:57:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, with his shoulder-mounted plastic cannon.
01:57:25
Steve-O
Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, it's modern day. So he's he's upgraded.
01:57:28
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, my God.
01:57:28
IGOTTADUMP
Wrecked and wriggling.
01:57:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. It's so stupid. I hate that.
01:57:34
IGOTTADUMP
Sucks on people.
01:57:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, you know I'm hardwired. I'm going to hate it I'm going hate it You're right. You're right. What I thinking?
01:57:43
JohhnyCAGE
And that's...
01:57:43
IGOTTADUMP
It is good. You have to admit, though, this good casting.
01:57:44
Steve-O
stupid hobbits.
01:57:47
Steve-O
It's good casting.
01:57:47
JohhnyCAGE
No, it is. It's just, I just like, you know, the risk of sounding like that. I just like, I just like looking at her. She's interesting.
01:57:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I know. We all do.
01:57:58
JohhnyCAGE
You're, you make me sick.
01:58:00
IGOTTADUMP
yeah you You just submitted to it.
01:58:00
JohhnyCAGE
Well, you don't
01:58:03
Steve-O
All right. I think we end on that because I don't think we have anything else.
01:58:08
JohhnyCAGE
want to, you don't want to, who else do you like staring at Steve?
01:58:09
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:58:16
Steve-O
Link sleeping.
01:58:17
JohhnyCAGE
Ooh.
01:58:17
Steve-O
Chubby Link.
01:58:18
IGOTTADUMP
Ew.
01:58:19
Steve-O
Chubby Link sleeping.
01:58:19
IGOTTADUMP
Ew.
01:58:20
JohhnyCAGE
ah Fat boy bitch link, dude.
01:58:21
IGOTTADUMP
Ew.
01:58:22
JohhnyCAGE
Fat bitch link.
01:58:24
IGOTTADUMP
That's giving off Catholic priest energy.
01:58:25
JohhnyCAGE
Little piece of shit.
01:58:28
JohhnyCAGE
No, I just...
01:58:28
Steve-O
I guess you're right.
01:58:29
JohhnyCAGE
don't Yeah, i see, I was a bully. Yeah, your yours is weird. i was just... I was just making fun of them.
01:58:36
Steve-O
You're weird. Hey, you know what, Devin? You're weird.
01:58:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you know what?
01:58:38
Steve-O
You're weird.
01:58:38
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody here is weird. Everybody's listening to this.
01:58:40
Steve-O
Bunch of freaks. Bunch of freaks.
01:58:42
IGOTTADUMP
You're you're a bunch of freaks, too.
01:58:43
Steve-O
Why aren't you listening to like another podcast? You're listening to this one still?
01:58:47
IGOTTADUMP
You're here with this guy named Joe Rogaine.
01:58:48
Steve-O
young Every week he keeps trying it and his hair just don't grow bang.
01:58:49
IGOTTADUMP
He wears tiny ties.
01:58:53
JohhnyCAGE
ah Every week, every appearance is high, gets smaller and smaller.
01:58:55
IGOTTADUMP
He's got a tiny ass tie on.
01:59:00
JohhnyCAGE
Higher and higher on them.
01:59:01
Steve-O
Hey, where'd my tie go? All right. We will be back next week. um So everyone make sure, you know, you you buckle up and until then we'll see you.
01:59:11
IGOTTADUMP
Cream those cheeks, bro.
01:59:11
JohhnyCAGE
Bye.
01:59:13
Steve-O
Bye.