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SIX DEVON
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Jon, Devon, and Steve go over all the start of the year stuff!
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Introduction of Hosts and Opening Banter
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BeyBlade
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of January 18th, 2026. Man, it just doesn't have the same ring as last year's, but I will persevere. i will survive because I'm Captain King Keno this week, everybody. My name's Devin Kovek. With me is Steve O'Teary.
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Steve-O
Hello, it's it's I'm here to to kill King Kino.
00:00:25
BeyBlade
That sounds like a threat. Also, someone who's fully endorsing the threat to my life, John Suarez.
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Dick VanMeat
I'm here to save King Keno, President style.
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BeyBlade
oh
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Steve-O
Mr. President, stop.
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BeyBlade
yeah
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Dick VanMeat
I will dive in front of that bullet.
00:00:40
BeyBlade
And unfortunately, Chris Galanti is he's he's stuck in the coal mines we left him in.
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Dick VanMeat
he's ah he's ah going to He went on a trip to Buffalo to protest Josh Allen's existence, him and a few other Eagles fans.
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BeyBlade
He was like.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah, he got he got stuck out there.
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BeyBlade
You know, Chris is, ah chris' is he's he's he's fighting for the offensive coordinator's job in Philadelphia.
Chris Galanti's Absence and Humorous Speculation
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Steve-O
We said, Chris, aren't there more important things to protest right now? And he said no.
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BeyBlade
He's absolutely not.
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Dick VanMeat
chris says Chris is like, no, i bought I bought enough chat GPT tokens to last through the playoffs, i'm like that um unlike unlike Kevin Petulo.
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BeyBlade
He's upset they fired him.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
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BeyBlade
I have news. i have I'm getting breaking news. that he's Yep, he's he's bragging about the Sony stock again.
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Steve-O
oh
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BeyBlade
Yep, okay.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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BeyBlade
He's still doing it okay
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Steve-O
Is he waving?
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Dick VanMeat
Is it back up ah because of the the God of War casting?
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Steve-O
Is he waving?
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BeyBlade
it. Okay. he's just he just you know You know like a vegan, he just has to remind you that he has Sony stock once every few weeks?
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah. he's ah he's like ah He's like CrossFit vegan.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
He's a cross vegan CrossFitter.
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BeyBlade
when When it comes to stock.
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Dick VanMeat
he's got His left arm is is a sleeve of CrossFit weights, and his right arm is is just all...
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BeyBlade
You know what?
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Dick VanMeat
ah i don't even know what what vegan shit he would put on.
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BeyBlade
I'm not going lie. I'd be jealous.
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Steve-O
If Chris lived in California, he would be a totally different person.
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BeyBlade
I'd be the same way.
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Dick VanMeat
Dude, I... Dude, I was going to say, I was going to make the argument that if Devin stayed a few more years in Fishtown, we'd see a pretty different Devin go back by now, I think.
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BeyBlade
Like a worse person.
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BeyBlade
And I'd probably have and a face tattoo.
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Dick VanMeat
He'd be fully Indy-fied by now.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Indy5.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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Steve-O
IndyCofag.
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BeyBlade
i'd I'd have a diehard man ah face tattoo for sure.
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Steve-O
I don't think it would be a bad Chris Galani. It would just be a different Chris Galani.
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BeyBlade
ah a California Galani.
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Steve-O
Yeah, I think he would be a lot tanner. um He would be always on skates.
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BeyBlade
you'd He'd have skin cancer by now. Oh,
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah. He'd have that like leathery old person skin.
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Dick VanMeat
What was our Fishtown Devin
Devin's Potential 'Indy-fication' in Fishtown
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Dick VanMeat
guy? What did he look like?
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
He had a bucket hat. He had um he had ah Yeah, yeah we we went through it.
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Steve-O
ah
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BeyBlade
really? this
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BeyBlade
this the first time I'm hearing about it?
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Dick VanMeat
But it'd be different now.
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Steve-O
oh
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Dick VanMeat
2026, he'd be like, Six Devin.
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Steve-O
Oh, 2026. We have to update them.
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Dick VanMeat
Six Devin.
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BeyBlade
Six?
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Steve-O
Six damage.
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BeyBlade
Seven!
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Dick VanMeat
Six Devin.
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Steve-O
How is that not your thing, man?
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Dick VanMeat
you doing that You're welcome, by the way.
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BeyBlade
John, I'm
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Steve-O
God damn. That's good.
00:03:05
BeyBlade
going to tell you One, I'm going to verbally shake your hand for that one, and I will let you know when I drop that one because I'm dropping that one tomorrow, dude.
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Steve-O
but
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Dick VanMeat
Okay, you got it. i didn't I didn't even think about that. It just it just came out of my mouth. It just came out of my mouth, dude.
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BeyBlade
i'm gonna take I might just pause this real quick and just tell that to Jenny.
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Dick VanMeat
I just run into the street and just do the fucking, do the hand motion.
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BeyBlade
We get it? We get it?
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BeyBlade
God, yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
The street in 360.
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BeyBlade
It's going to tough to work into a conversation.
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Dick VanMeat
Six,
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Steve-O
2026 Devin is all about that six Devin.
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BeyBlade
2026, Devin. heaven
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Dick VanMeat
Oh, man, you're welcome. I didn't even think about that.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, nothing, dude.
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Dick VanMeat
I can't even take credit for it. just came out of my mouth.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, just, you know what?
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Dick VanMeat
like It just flowed through.
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BeyBlade
like
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Dick VanMeat
It was like ah an M&M freestyle.
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BeyBlade
Like any good prophet.
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Dick VanMeat
it was just It just came out to the beat.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, well, I say like any good prophet.
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Dick VanMeat
you know
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BeyBlade
You don't choose the visions you receive, you know?
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Dick VanMeat
That's true. It just comes to you.
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BeyBlade
you just have You just have a seizure and then you're like, do move the camels.
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Dick VanMeat
you know
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BeyBlade
And we're like, what? And then something awful happens.
00:04:06
Dick VanMeat
Pabst Blue Ribbon. Just out of nowhere. Heineken. Fuck that shit. Anyway.
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BeyBlade
Oh, my gosh.
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Dick VanMeat
um
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BeyBlade
Well, it's been.
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Dick VanMeat
How was our week?
Movie Reviews: 'Bone Temple' and Others
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BeyBlade
It's been. ah
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Steve-O
It's been
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BeyBlade
Week was decent.
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Dick VanMeat
What's the biggest thing this week? You guys watched Bone Temple. Boner Temple.
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BeyBlade
Dude, dude.
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Dick VanMeat
I heard it was all amazing.
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BeyBlade
It was so good. Yeah, i mean, we can just start with that. um i
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Dick VanMeat
make the weirdness of the 28 years later? Because I heard that was like super controversial. Did it make it like Does it make all all make sense now? Like, why it went that way?
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BeyBlade
I don't want to say it makes it make sense. It's just like, it's just, it's just less weird because there's like crazy, there's crazy stuff. There's a segment that I'm already saying that might be tough.
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BeyBlade
It's already tough to beat moment of the year in this dude.
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Dick VanMeat
Damn, dude.
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Steve-O
Wow.
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Dick VanMeat
Already?
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BeyBlade
Like,
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Dick VanMeat
Fucking January 2026?
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BeyBlade
Chris and i we, so Kalani and i we saw it. Um, and we were in, we saw a late showing too. It was like 1040 when this movie started. Uh, but like, dude, there was the moment where it ended and I was just like, I love that so much. Like that was so wonderful.
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BeyBlade
Um, this is definitely better than 28 years later. years later um
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Dick VanMeat
Is it better than 20? I guess it's hard to compare 28 days later, but.
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BeyBlade
First one's great. you know First one's like a classic. I think it's a little... want to say basic. It's not basic. But it's like... What Bone Temple does is it creates the mythos.
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BeyBlade
Right? like Instead of them being kind of separate stories, with the exception of just like the infected, we're we're creating a mythos. We're creating a little bit of logic. We're creating legendary characters. And this movie...
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BeyBlade
It kind of has everything. Like it has advancement of the plot. It has a great villain. It has a unique kind of like shift in terms of like where we are at in the world state.
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BeyBlade
It has a batshit crazy moments and it has like some crowd pleasing stuff. And then it has like, you know, like a legendary kind of element to it as well in terms of just like characters returning.
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BeyBlade
And it, This is the weirdest statement, but it's like the Bone Temple is like the total package. It kind of checks off like every box.
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BeyBlade
That movie is...
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Dick VanMeat
It's like, um what's a good comparison? Because when you say check off every every box, like the the one movie that just jumps at me is like Kill Bill. Like that movie has everything in it for me.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, like...
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Dick VanMeat
Like how is it compare to something like that?
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Steve-O
checks off but some boxes.
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Dick VanMeat
It's like that. Okay.
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BeyBlade
kind Yeah, like kind of like, you know, Kill Bill's like far more stylized. Like I will, you know, I'll say that. I don't want you to think it's going to be like as stylized, but.
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Dick VanMeat
No, no, no. I just meant, yeah, I didn't meant like, at like, like, movie to movie, I just meant like, you know, outside the movie type of stuff, like, like vibes, movie vibes.
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
i I would say so. That's a good I think that's a really good example.
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Dick VanMeat
Cause I, yeah, that's the one movie where I always say like, oh, this movie has everything I love about movies in, in this movie, like everything about movies.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, no, it really does. and And again, I'll be honest, I didn't love 28 years later.
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BeyBlade
Like I, it was just like you said, it was there was just moments in it where I'm just like, what are you trying to say? Because I don't think like a zombie apocalypse movie is like the movie to do this, right?
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BeyBlade
But it then kind of like Like Bone Temple kind of just normalizes it a little bit. And then because it's it takes it might as well take place the next, you know, week after the first movie.
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BeyBlade
Like it just jumps right in. There's no you would be very confused if you saw this movie by itself. But, you know, if the next one, if there is a next one, apparently this ah is turning into a bomb, which is unfortunate. But, you know, if there is the next one, this could be like the the fabled ah kind of like extremely solid trilogy.
00:08:42
BeyBlade
No, the 28 years later trilogy. It could be really outstanding.
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Dick VanMeat
Right.
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BeyBlade
And this is coming from somebody that like, I didn't love the Candyman remake. And the Marvels was not that good. You know, it was fine. But there's just something, you know, whether it's Alex Garland's script ah or it's, you know, or it's just like Nia Dacosta was just on fire. She's the director.
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BeyBlade
ah God, yeah, man. um Great needle, great needle drops.
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BeyBlade
I'd say on the level of maybe... like a Kill Bill or even, you know, I think maybe a more simple examples.
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Dick VanMeat
Okay.
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BeyBlade
ah It's more subtle. It's more, it's less pronounced, but like the needle drops in something like, um like a guardians movie.
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Dick VanMeat
Is that like a Danny Boyle thing? Like they do it because it's a Danny Boyle product. So they they got they do the needle drops.
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BeyBlade
It feels like it. Yeah. Cause even though he didn't direct it, like it feels, yeah. And the, yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
Feels like Danny Boyle. Okay. Because that's a big Danny Boyle thing I feel.
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BeyBlade
And it's, it's,
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Dick VanMeat
is The needle drops.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, no, exactly. Exactly. And man, there's just something about this one, man. ah
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Dick VanMeat
Man, starting off 2026
Media Consumption and Adaptation Challenges
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Dick VanMeat
with a banger, huh?
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BeyBlade
Starting off good, dude. and I'll be honest. You know, we didn't really get to discuss it, but I've been on a pretty heavy rotation of bangers since we kind of went back on the regular.
00:10:14
BeyBlade
You know, last week.
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Dick VanMeat
Did you watch um ah the the Korean movie? What's the name of that movie again?
00:10:19
BeyBlade
I didn't yet. No, um not one thing after another. um And I know what movie you're talking about. I haven't seen that.
00:10:29
Dick VanMeat
no other No other choice or something? No other choice?
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BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. No other choice. Yeah, I haven't seen that. But a few weeks ago, or last week, really, I saw Marty Supreme.
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Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah, I need to see that.
00:10:40
Steve-O
You were telling us about Marty Supreme.
00:10:40
BeyBlade
That's du Marty Supreme is legit.
00:10:41
Dick VanMeat
I really i really need to see that.
00:10:42
Steve-O
You were loving it.
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Dick VanMeat
ah Yeah, yeah, which which one you go for?
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BeyBlade
Oh,
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Dick VanMeat
Like, which one's your movie of the year so far? That one or this one?
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BeyBlade
I mean, you know, I'm going to cheat. Well, Marty Supreme was last year.
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Dick VanMeat
Oh, it missed the cutoff. It got dispatched.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, mr it missed my cutoff, so I don't have to answer that question.
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Dick VanMeat
got dispatched, Steve. It's dispatched.
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Steve-O
Got dispatched.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, you know.
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Steve-O
Sorry.
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BeyBlade
um
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Dick VanMeat
Sorry.
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BeyBlade
I mean, dude, I really, i really like, yeah, it did, but I really like the Bone Temple.
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Dick VanMeat
And no no other choice is basically dispatched, too, because that's...
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BeyBlade
Like, I might just, like, I had more fun watching 28 years later.
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Dick VanMeat
at least it wasn't a Predator Badlands thing where you loved and Chris hated it, because that's...
00:11:23
BeyBlade
I know.
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Steve-O
Universally loved.
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BeyBlade
And Chris really thought he wasn't going to like it. He came. He's like, dude, I don't. He's like, maybe we should have saw primate like the the shipmp the killer chimp movie.
00:11:32
Dick VanMeat
ah God.
00:11:33
BeyBlade
He's like, I don't know, man, because his his trust in Rotten Tomatoes is like zero at this point.
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Steve-O
That'd be a good one too, though.
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Dick VanMeat
Fucking Chris. Nah, it should be zero for everybody.
00:11:39
Steve-O
sunk.
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BeyBlade
And it's fair. Yeah, that's a that's a totally fair statement.
00:11:41
Dick VanMeat
That shit's like fucking... Yeah, it's like it should... Chris is not wrong for that.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, but ah yeah, dude.
00:11:46
Dick VanMeat
should we should But it's hard it's hard to avoid it, though, because you're just like 99.
00:11:51
BeyBlade
Yeah, like, it's all everything's a 90 now, dude.
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Dick VanMeat
don't know, though. Because like it's never... like Before... no like but before like Tomatoes was like the you know
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BeyBlade
Yeah, like, a great example is um The Guest.
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Dick VanMeat
It never let us down.
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BeyBlade
Remember The Guest with um with ah Danny, Dan Stevens?
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Dick VanMeat
ah With Beast. eat From Beauty and the Beast. Yeah.
00:12:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, i just I just remember, like, You know, that movie came out in 2014. That movie has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 92%. And I was like, what in the world are they talking about?
00:12:27
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:12:28
BeyBlade
but I saw it and I was like, I love that movie. Like, i love I love the guest.
00:12:32
Dick VanMeat
and the but I think the best example, I think, is Drive because we didn't we didn't we didn't we didn't plan on seeing that movie at all.
00:12:32
Steve-O
I genuinely.
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BeyBlade
Drives another one, yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
And then we were like fucking 97%. What the fuck?
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:12:44
Dick VanMeat
All right, we have to see it.
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BeyBlade
listen
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Dick VanMeat
Another great example, Devin, Fan4Stick.
00:12:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, there's something...
00:12:47
Steve-O
Reviews were right.
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Dick VanMeat
Another great example was Fan4Stick because was like, I'll only watch it if it's 10% or below.
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BeyBlade
Another, yeah. A four?
00:12:52
Steve-O
but
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BeyBlade
A four. Okay. Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
and
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BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:12:58
Dick VanMeat
Devin was like, check it out.
00:12:58
BeyBlade
it's a It's like a seven, or I think.
00:12:59
Dick VanMeat
It made it.
00:13:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, wait.
00:13:01
Dick VanMeat
and made It made All right, we got to go see it.
00:13:02
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:13:03
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah, it was really bad.
00:13:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. Yeah, it checks out.
00:13:05
Dick VanMeat
was horrible.
00:13:06
BeyBlade
But, dude, so so this is the run I've been on since, like, we we kind of, like, podcasted official. I saw Stranger Things finale again at the end of the day.
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BeyBlade
i was a big fan of the finale. Wasn't perfect, but I liked it. I saw Adolescence, the limited series that won like every major award.
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Steve-O
I think we can talk about that. Adolescence, the ah the winner, the award winner.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. i don Yeah, yeah. that like every It's great. It's like every episode is like a stage play and a one-er.
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Steve-O
Mm. Mm.
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BeyBlade
Finished Pluribus. Watch Marty Supreme finished. Now this only going to mean a little to almost no one in a lot to vicious.
00:13:50
BeyBlade
And to me, uh, I finished my hero academia.
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Dick VanMeat
ah My Hero. Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:55
BeyBlade
That last season. I mean, granted, you know, I didn't where I left off was in the last season, but that show ended phenomenally well, just like absolutely wonderful ending.
00:14:09
BeyBlade
Uh, so yeah, man. Um, In terms of Kino, I've been eating good.
00:14:18
Steve-O
No, um what was it? What did they call it for Stranger Things finale? For My Hero Academia finale?
00:14:23
BeyBlade
Conformity gate.
00:14:24
Steve-O
Yeah, No Conformity Gate for My Hero Academia.
00:14:25
BeyBlade
Conformity gate. You know what? You know what There is apparently a special, like, extra summer episode coming out in May.
00:14:35
Steve-O
For My Hero?
00:14:35
BeyBlade
But that's, like, official. Yeah, it's official because they're just like...
00:14:36
Steve-O
Okay.
00:14:39
BeyBlade
Hey, let's just check in, which I think is kind of not, it's not super uncommon for shows like that.
00:14:43
Steve-O
No, they do they do the movies where like the movies were kind of like their own things.
00:14:48
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:14:51
BeyBlade
But, ah yeah, man. um i've been I've been just on ah on a pretty great run. which is Which is the right move. I also finished, um don think I think I may have mentioned it to you, but ah the show on HBO, Ha Ha You Clowns.
00:15:09
BeyBlade
Which is...
00:15:10
Steve-O
Oh, I heard about this.
00:15:11
BeyBlade
You've seen it.
00:15:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:15:13
Dick VanMeat
I don't know that. don't know this.
00:15:14
BeyBlade
It's...
00:15:17
BeyBlade
It's a... Like, just Google um ha-ha, like...
00:15:20
Steve-O
it's It's like a weird version of home improvement, but it's all animated.
00:15:25
BeyBlade
Dude, it's... Oh, my God. It is so fucking funny. And i it's very difficult to explain why. But it just it just, like, tickles that...
00:15:40
BeyBlade
that itch because, because I think a lot of it, I just like so can't look at it without just giggling.
00:15:46
Steve-O
It's drawn in like a whole like hilarious style.
00:15:48
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like it's like three. So it's basically, it's a dad and his three sons who are adults, but they're like obscenely polite and nice, but they're super corny and they talk Really silly.
00:16:07
BeyBlade
Like, like, like like ah like, it's kind of, you just got to watch a clip.
00:16:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:16:14
BeyBlade
But there was an episode. And again, they're like it's like really grossly wholesome at the same time, but like just. Just very corny and stupid.
00:16:22
Steve-O
i've so I've seen the clip of the three brothers doing the little like Pharaoh dance so so often that it is in boiled into my mind.
00:16:27
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. That's a really good at it's a really good example. But yeah, I'm just going to post a picture of what these guys look like. But there's an episode where they get they get their grandma's hot tub.
00:16:41
BeyBlade
And they just get sick in the hot tub. And it's just like they're just getting progressively more and more sick in this thing. And it's like, it's very difficult to explain. But I was just...
00:16:55
BeyBlade
ah Just cackling. um Kind of in my bed by myself. Jenny would catch in and she loved it too. but um yeah Between that and ah the last episode which is like the guy just can't. He's taking an improv class and he just can't stop doing bits.
00:17:13
BeyBlade
and He like goes insane. Dude, nine episodes. You know, 20 minute episodes.
00:17:21
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:17:23
BeyBlade
ah It's It's kind of one of those things where, you know, you watch one or two. If it works, it works. If it doesn't, it the rest of it's not going to make you love it. But
00:17:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:34
BeyBlade
um yeah, it's one of those shows where I just kind of giggle. I just giggle when I think about it. And um yeah.
00:17:40
Steve-O
I genuinely so they constantly showed the ad for that um when they were doing like a ah smiling friends marathon on YouTube.
00:17:50
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:17:51
Steve-O
And that was the in between for every episode. And for the longest time, I was like, is this just like a fake ad like that is in existence? And then I like looked it up and I was like, oh, no, this is like a genuine show.
00:18:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:18:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:18:05
Steve-O
it' It looks like it's done in MS Paint and I kind of love that.
00:18:10
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:18:10
Steve-O
It's like so good.
00:18:11
BeyBlade
it's It's super chiefly produced. And everybody's kind of a hideous monster. don't know, man. there's a There's something to it. And Fallout got good.
00:18:25
BeyBlade
I was concerned.
00:18:27
Steve-O
That's what I've been hearing. and the I've been seeing people being real like anal about its like authenticity to the game.
00:18:34
Dick VanMeat
Thank
00:18:36
BeyBlade
Man, there was a little bit of that in the first season. And I remember being, you know, very thankful that I'm so out of my element with that.
00:18:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:18:47
BeyBlade
Because that's, you know, for for what we do and our interest, that's a pretty rare thing for me to like, just be like, listen, I don't really like, I know the the basics, you know, the power armor and and things like that.
00:18:59
BeyBlade
But
00:19:00
Steve-O
Right.
00:19:01
BeyBlade
the the The things that are going to set off the hardcores just don't bother me at all.
00:19:05
Steve-O
can i Can I throw...
00:19:05
BeyBlade
And that's such a nice position to be in.
00:19:07
Steve-O
something at you because in the same vein of this, i have seen also people freaking out about the upcoming God of War show that was announced being
Fan Reactions to 'God of War' Show
00:19:19
Dick VanMeat
Are
00:19:19
Steve-O
primarily just in the, um in the, ah what is it?
00:19:24
BeyBlade
Norse.
00:19:25
Steve-O
The Norse mythology rather than the Greek mythology. And I've seen people like losing their minds being like,
00:19:31
Dick VanMeat
they mad about that?
00:19:32
Steve-O
Yeah, there are people like, ha ha, you're gonna do Kratos' story without doing any of the Greek stuff first. And it's like, bro, you do that in like little memories. Like you you you you drip feed that to like explain why Kratos is the way he is.
00:19:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean... ah the risk of coming off like a total fucking idiot, if this proves to be false, but, like, I don't know how you don't do that show without the flashback element.
00:19:56
Steve-O
No, no, no. The thing is, don't...
00:19:56
BeyBlade
You know? Like, whether that's that's very heavily alluded to, or, like, every episode you do Grease flashbacks...
00:19:57
Steve-O
The... of
00:20:03
Steve-O
Right. You have to have like the Grease flashbacks. But the problem is they're freaking out over the fact that it's starting with the Norse mythology.
00:20:13
BeyBlade
Well, because that's the good one. that's the
00:20:15
Steve-O
No, that's the one that has like the story.
00:20:16
BeyBlade
yes That's the good story.
00:20:17
Steve-O
Like ah the other story is just, oh, my family's dead.
00:20:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's
00:20:21
Steve-O
I'm going to I'm going to kill you.
00:20:23
BeyBlade
the... Yeah, and and then can you imagine being that guy that's like, dude, wait till season four, bro, when they get the...
00:20:29
Steve-O
Season four.
00:20:30
BeyBlade
no Then it's gonna actually get good. Like, not no, dude. No.
00:20:35
Steve-O
here's Here's a question for you. Do you think that the older we get, the more mellow we are about just getting these things now?
00:20:41
BeyBlade
ah hundred percent hundred percent
00:20:42
Steve-O
Okay. Okay.
00:20:47
BeyBlade
There was a moment with, I'm going to say the Minecraft trailer, where I first saw that, and I was like, I'm too old to get mad about this.
00:20:55
Steve-O
Okay.
00:20:59
BeyBlade
like once i This is going to sound little corny, but like once you hit the age where the products aren't largely made for you anymore.
00:21:11
BeyBlade
Like once you're no longer the target audience, I feel like getting mad about everything that isn't, you know, directed at you, it kind of makes no sense.
00:21:18
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:21:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:23
BeyBlade
Like, you know, if it sucks, be mad about that.
00:21:24
Steve-O
No.
00:21:26
BeyBlade
Be mad about it wasting your time. But it's like Minecraft was not made Or the 40 year olds ah in mind.
00:21:35
Steve-O
now
00:21:35
BeyBlade
You know what I mean? So like, why am i someone who's turning 40 this year going to get mad about that? It's just. It wasn't made for me. i wasn't. They didn't think about me.
00:21:48
BeyBlade
So what what am I going to do? I'm going to get pissy about it. Spider-Man three still makes me mad. Because it was made for me with me in mind.
00:21:59
Dick VanMeat
What about Amazing Spider-Man? Does that make you mad?
00:22:01
BeyBlade
Even worse. Even worse. Yeah, that was not made with anything in mind. It wasn't made with quality in mind. It wasn't made with ah care or thoughtfulness in mind.
00:22:14
Steve-O
The suit in the second one looked really good though.
00:22:15
BeyBlade
It's just a bet. The suit looks good.
00:22:19
Steve-O
Andrew Garfield, that's an inspired cast choice thing.
00:22:20
Dick VanMeat
I mean, yeah, they had
00:22:21
BeyBlade
i Listen, i'm not I'm not in a position where I can't make...
00:22:22
Dick VanMeat
did a couple They had a couple Andrew Garfield yeah didd a couple good andrew garfield moments, though. Can't deny that.
00:22:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, like when they told him when they told Andrew Garfield that only his Andrew Garfield blood was the reason why he's Spider-Man.
00:22:28
Dick VanMeat
Not
Superhero Movie Casting Debate
00:22:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, that was really sick.
00:22:36
Dick VanMeat
that stuff. See, you're being like a bitter Coping Eagles fan now.
00:22:38
BeyBlade
No, but like...
00:22:41
BeyBlade
i Like when they told Josh Allen, the his Josh Allen blood would only work.
00:22:44
Dick VanMeat
Blaming Andrew Garfield. Yeah, you're blaming Josh Allen. You're blaming Josh Allen for this playoff loss alone.
00:22:49
BeyBlade
And if they gave if they gave Josh Allen's blood Jalen Hurts, he would turn into a Green Goblin.
00:22:53
Dick VanMeat
You're saying it like Andrew Garfield directed the movie and wrote the movie.
00:22:57
BeyBlade
Now, listen, listen, I am not in a position where I can't say anything good. There are good things. Andrew Garfield's great. he It's clear he loved the role.
00:23:09
BeyBlade
But, you know, it's clear Henry Cavill really liked being Superman, John.
00:23:15
Dick VanMeat
i don't I don't hold anything against him.
00:23:16
BeyBlade
Exactly, exactly. So maybe we'll just talk about, we'll wax poetically about Man of Steel next.
00:23:22
Steve-O
I won't, honestly, i won't, I won't lie.
00:23:23
Dick VanMeat
just He didn't have any he't have any good points.
00:23:23
BeyBlade
Does that make you feel?
00:23:26
Steve-O
my one complaint about James Gunn's Superman, Ultraman was not Henry Cavill.
00:23:29
BeyBlade
no
00:23:31
Steve-O
Like, that would be...
00:23:32
Dick VanMeat
Oh man, that would have been a fucking generational...
00:23:34
BeyBlade
That'd be rude. That'd be rude.
00:23:35
Dick VanMeat
That would have been a generational fucking twist, I think. Would have been perfect. Incredible. Amazing.
00:23:45
BeyBlade
can't cosign that. That's horrible. What did he do anyone?
00:23:49
Steve-O
but yeah it's horrible. Yeah.
00:23:50
BeyBlade
What did he anyone? Alright?
00:23:52
Steve-O
I just, ah hey, he would have gotten a payday. He gets knocked into another dimension and he comes back whenever as Bizarro.
00:23:57
BeyBlade
What did...
00:23:58
Steve-O
That would have been fun.
00:23:59
Dick VanMeat
hey Yeah, he gets health insurance. You know? He would have gotten health ins insurance.
00:24:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:03
Steve-O
That he can he can he can get more money to make his Warhammer show.
00:24:04
BeyBlade
He's.
00:24:08
BeyBlade
Dude, Amazon. Yeah, Amazon's already.
00:24:12
BeyBlade
You want to talk about shows that there's just like no way like, you know, the hardcores hating Fallout or being mad about the timeline in God of War.
00:24:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:24:25
BeyBlade
I'm a little worried about myself when it comes to this Warhammer show.
00:24:29
Steve-O
o
00:24:29
BeyBlade
I might hate it immediately. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just gonna make the bolt guns are wrong. They got the bolt guns wrong.
00:24:37
Steve-O
Did they really get the bolt guns wrong?
00:24:38
BeyBlade
No, no, that's my point is like, there's nothing because if they fuck up anything, I'm going to be incensed.
00:24:41
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
00:24:47
BeyBlade
So I'm not, it's not that I'm, maybe I'm a bit softer but or maybe my rage is just more targeted. You know what I mean?
00:24:56
Steve-O
I'm worried because like the whole Warhammer thing is unrealistic.
00:24:56
BeyBlade
Like,
00:25:01
Steve-O
Like you're going to have to do what they did in Lord of the Rings with Gandalf and the Hobbits for every scene with, with, with fucking space Marines.
00:25:09
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:25:12
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:25:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:13
BeyBlade
It's going to be, uh, and then like, okay, you make it solely around humans and then you have a space marine, you know, in three episodes, that's going to make people mad. So then what do you do?
00:25:23
BeyBlade
You make them all space Marines. I don't know. That is a tough nut to crack as, as cinematic.
00:25:29
Dick VanMeat
This can be live action.
00:25:30
BeyBlade
And that's the, that's the plan. But like,
00:25:34
Steve-O
You can't, you can't, dude. It's just like the Zelda thing, man.
00:25:37
Dick VanMeat
I mean, mean, yeah, we I was going to say, I was going say we feel the same way about Zelda.
00:25:38
Steve-O
It's so weird.
00:25:40
BeyBlade
I don't know if it's weird that Zelda's live action.
00:25:43
Dick VanMeat
I think it is.
00:25:44
BeyBlade
No, no, but like, like, okay, let me rephrase. It's weird for different reasons. Like Zelda is just weird because it's, I don't know, the only live action Zelda you've ever seen has been like cosplay.
00:26:01
BeyBlade
And that's gonna be a tough thing to shake. It's just like Warhammer is, looks weird, I would think, because unless you have unlimited budget, which Amazon kind of weirdly checks off, but like then Amazon has to be willing to put said unlimited bunnet budget in place.
00:26:22
Steve-O
I don't think they are for Warhammer.
00:26:23
BeyBlade
Exactly. They're not. They're not. But it's going look so fucking weird because you know what I think think about like Mark, how weird Mark Ruffalo looked in some of the worst shots in Infinity War where he's in the Hulkbuster suit.
00:26:26
Steve-O
It's going look weird.
00:26:36
Steve-O
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
00:26:37
BeyBlade
And you're like, it's clearly just the head composed onto a CG body.
00:26:42
Steve-O
i Honestly, though, you could sell me on Mark Ruffalo, the Space Marine.
00:26:42
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:26:47
Steve-O
Like...
00:26:47
BeyBlade
You can't. No, no, now no, no.
00:26:48
Steve-O
You could. You could. like Well, just like...
00:26:51
BeyBlade
no
00:26:51
Steve-O
Because he's charming. He's charming.
00:26:52
BeyBlade
He could be anything else.
00:26:53
Steve-O
He's charming.
00:26:54
BeyBlade
He could be.
00:26:55
Steve-O
If he's the charming space marine, could he be an Inquisitor?
00:26:56
BeyBlade
he could be an Imperial agent. He could be a ah politician. Not as.
00:27:05
BeyBlade
He doesn't scream Inquisitor vibes. But like maybe, but not a space marine.
00:27:12
Steve-O
not Not a space marine.
00:27:13
BeyBlade
No. No, I think you need a big neck. I think you just need a big dump truck neck.
Adapting 'Warhammer' for Live-Action
00:27:22
BeyBlade
And he had, listen, a few years ago when he was a fox catcher, Mark Ruffalo, maybe.
00:27:26
Steve-O
was about to say, yeah.
00:27:28
BeyBlade
But like and this Mark Ruffalo, you know, the one who talks about the environment all the time. I can't see it.
00:27:38
Steve-O
It's got a beard now.
00:27:39
BeyBlade
I'm a fan. I'm a big MR fan. You're not going to find a bigger MR fan in this house where I'm living.
00:27:47
Steve-O
ah So it says here that Mark Ruffalo has been suggested for Lurgar Aurelian.
00:27:47
BeyBlade
But.
00:27:57
Steve-O
The Primark of the Wordbearers Legion.
00:28:02
BeyBlade
Okay. That's cute. It's cute. It's wrong, but it's cute.
00:28:09
Steve-O
There's no official announcements regarding Mark Ruffalo's casting in any 40k projects.
00:28:10
BeyBlade
No, no. and and Listen. Did you just like google randomly Google a Primark?
00:28:15
Steve-O
Yeah, it just I just i googled Mark Ruffalo in the 40k universe.
00:28:18
BeyBlade
Hack GPT. Yeah.
00:28:23
BeyBlade
Listen, it no, no, you guys, you do this on purpose. You know, I could talk for two hours about this. um And and at ah at the end of the day, what if you what if the Amazon show goes 30 K instead of 40?
00:28:41
Steve-O
Oh, you'd be so mad, dude.
00:28:43
BeyBlade
Now, I think I'd love it. I think I'd love it because 40 K 30 K.
00:28:44
Steve-O
You 30K?
00:28:45
BeyBlade
okay
00:28:47
Dick VanMeat
That's weak, dude.
00:28:48
BeyBlade
30k has the established lore that is more or less, I don't want say done.
00:28:53
Steve-O
Are you more of a thirty k guy?
00:28:57
BeyBlade
30k lore pretty fucking fantastic.
00:29:00
Steve-O
If i had a gun to both of their heads.
00:29:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but it's not as much as though. is more than 30K. forty k is more than thirty k
00:29:05
Steve-O
Yeah, it's a bigger number, Devin.
00:29:08
BeyBlade
Guys, listen, listen, I know guys, you're talking to the guy. Okay.
00:29:13
Steve-O
But like, you're just like the there's more lore in the past.
00:29:17
BeyBlade
There's more completed lore.
00:29:17
Dick VanMeat
You know what?
00:29:17
Dick VanMeat
I can see the vision, Steve. You know why? Because Godzilla minus one is less than Godzilla, and there's more lore there.
00:29:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:23
BeyBlade
See?
00:29:25
Steve-O
You're right. You're right.
00:29:27
Dick VanMeat
There's better lore there.
00:29:27
Steve-O
You're right.
00:29:27
BeyBlade
yeah there's a lot of lore.
00:29:28
Dick VanMeat
His father, by far.
00:29:28
Steve-O
But that's a scary and like once you implement that, then it's just like who's more interesting, Devin Kopech or his father.
00:29:37
BeyBlade
I don't think that...
00:29:37
Dick VanMeat
his father by far
00:29:39
Steve-O
His father's got more lore, more lore, more lore.
00:29:39
BeyBlade
My dad's probably more interesting than me. who I mean, in terms of who you'd want to have a conversation with, probably me.
00:29:48
Steve-O
Yeah, but who's got more lore?
00:29:50
BeyBlade
well Well, of course. The guy who's 10,000 years old.
00:29:52
Steve-O
He's got the whole hill story, man.
00:29:54
BeyBlade
Yeah. I mean, listen, you're going to do... don't know, man.
00:30:01
Steve-O
No, um'm umm I'm like, if you if you if you do that to Chris and Chris's dad, Chris's dad's got more lore.
00:30:01
BeyBlade
You got me thinking about it. um This is what they could do.
00:30:09
BeyBlade
This is what you can do. You make the show... Around the horse heresy. You make that horse heresy based.
00:30:17
Steve-O
Based.
00:30:17
BeyBlade
Then you have a TV show. In the 40k universe. Focused on humans.
00:30:25
Steve-O
Okay.
00:30:25
BeyBlade
So you have like a. I don't fucking know man. don't know. Everything's just like. If you're. If you're a CG artist.
00:30:34
Steve-O
Why not fantasy?
00:30:35
BeyBlade
Right.
00:30:35
Steve-O
well How do you feel about fantasy?
00:30:37
BeyBlade
i love fantasy. I don't know anything about Age of Sigmar though.
00:30:40
Dick VanMeat
you
00:30:40
Steve-O
Okay.
00:30:41
BeyBlade
But. You go to fantasy.
00:30:44
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:30:44
BeyBlade
is There's two different. There's Warhammer fantasy, which ended. Had a whole lore. Had a whole start and stop. They literally ended the universe. And then Age of Sigmar came out of that.
00:30:57
BeyBlade
But in terms of Age of Sigmar lore, I don't really know much about it. Because, you know, my brain can only be so big. I can only have so much useless information in my brain.
00:31:12
Steve-O
So here's a question for you.
00:31:13
BeyBlade
okay
00:31:14
Steve-O
Is Warhammer still targeted towards your demographic?
00:31:18
BeyBlade
I would say yes.
00:31:18
Steve-O
Our demographic?
00:31:19
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:31:19
Steve-O
Okay.
00:31:20
BeyBlade
I actually, I think so. Yeah.
00:31:22
Steve-O
Okay.
00:31:23
BeyBlade
Because it's, I mean, it is growing an audience. Like I think every year it grows, but I i mean, listen,
00:31:27
Steve-O
I
00:31:33
Steve-O
um remember you gave us Warhammer children's books for Christmas one year.
00:31:35
BeyBlade
listen. Yeah. And and I'm still waiting to hear what you guys think of them.
00:31:41
Steve-O
I thought it was tremendous.
00:31:43
BeyBlade
Yeah. can Can you tell me what happened?
00:31:46
Steve-O
I don't have enough time on this podcast, but maybe in the future.
00:31:50
BeyBlade
ah John, I'm sure John can tell me. Right. He read it.
00:31:53
Dick VanMeat
um What?
00:31:53
BeyBlade
Read it to. it
00:31:54
Dick VanMeat
Sorry. Watching the Bears game.
00:31:56
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, that's doesn't hurt.
00:31:57
Dick VanMeat
Same time.
00:31:58
BeyBlade
It's not hurtful. um
00:31:59
Dick VanMeat
Go ahead.
00:31:59
BeyBlade
ah or i That Warhammer book I gave you guys for Christmas a few years ago. You read it, right? You're. a
00:32:06
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
00:32:07
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. How did how did it go?
00:32:08
Dick VanMeat
It's a good.
00:32:09
BeyBlade
you Can you can you give me like cliff notes?
00:32:11
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, there was like...
00:32:11
Steve-O
not Not enough time to talk about right now because we're 32 minutes into a podcast.
00:32:12
Dick VanMeat
um Yeah, yeah're yeah, yeah. Come on. We can't...
00:32:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, no, that's fair. That's that's fair.
00:32:17
Steve-O
Yeah, ah we've we've got to talk about the whole Resident Evil thing and...
00:32:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, we'll...
00:32:21
Dick VanMeat
We'll take a night. We'll pick a night. The showcase, baby!
00:32:25
Steve-O
The Showcase.
Resident Evil Series Discussions
00:32:27
BeyBlade
What do you guys think of it?
00:32:27
Dick VanMeat
a lot of fans were ah were pretty upset that it was one big fucking marketing thing um about the endorsements and stuff, but they showed some really cool game stuff, I think, in it.
00:32:41
Dick VanMeat
um
00:32:41
BeyBlade
You know what's interesting is apparently this, but that being said, this showcase kind of turned a lot of fans around. Because when I was reading, people were like, they weren't sure how they felt about RE9.
00:32:48
Dick VanMeat
What, into the game?
00:32:54
BeyBlade
They're like, oh this could be kind of a bust.
00:32:55
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but then you see Leon's sneaker gets stuck in a zombie's head and he pushes farther and the and the head explodes.
00:33:00
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:33:00
Steve-O
He pushes it harder. It's really, that's the thing.
00:33:03
BeyBlade
Oh my God.
00:33:04
Dick VanMeat
And then you're like, okay. Alright, I know what we're getting.
00:33:06
Steve-O
i I was like, hell yeah.
00:33:07
Dick VanMeat
We're getting here.
00:33:09
Steve-O
I don't know what it is. I see people complaining, dude. I see people complain about everything.
00:33:14
Dick VanMeat
Listen.
00:33:14
Steve-O
So I saw someone say, wow, they stole grace's game from her with Leon.
00:33:15
Dick VanMeat
Listen, man.
00:33:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:33:16
Dick VanMeat
I like...
00:33:19
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah, yeah. See, I can't...
00:33:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:20
Dick VanMeat
I can't... I can't take that shit, dude. I... I don't even want to talk about those fucking degenerates. One thing, i mean, I'm not going to like, I'm not, ki this isn't, this is definitely far from a nitpick. Uh, but as much as I love the hatchet, I love the idea of the hatchet.
00:33:38
Dick VanMeat
I love everything about him having ah little baby Leviathan acts on him at all times. It seems like that's replacing his knife. And I, I don't, I don't know, man. I like having the knife like the, the hatchet is the parry tool in this, in this game.
00:33:55
Dick VanMeat
He doesn't have a knife.
00:33:55
Steve-O
That's interesting. That's interesting.
00:33:57
Dick VanMeat
But when he fucking, when he rips the fucking dude's head clean with that thing on, on his neck, I'm like, all right. Yeah, I, I, I'm in.
00:34:05
Steve-O
It's cool. That's cool.
00:34:06
Dick VanMeat
I'm in.
00:34:08
Steve-O
I'm not going lie to you.
00:34:08
Dick VanMeat
I'm in.
00:34:09
Steve-O
A guy who drives a Porsche. I don't see him having a hatchet.
00:34:13
Dick VanMeat
Guy drives a Porsche.
00:34:13
Steve-O
But then I see Leon it and I go, okay, all right.
00:34:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude. Dude. and it's not just Leon stuff. Like, the the the one of the big takeaways, I think, low-key, was, like, the fact that you set the default perspective for each character, and then you can just play the game.
00:34:31
Steve-O
I thought that was very cool.
00:34:32
Dick VanMeat
Like, like that settles me.
00:34:33
Steve-O
I thought that was a cool way to do that.
00:34:35
Dick VanMeat
It settles my my my bones a little bit, because, like, remember, like, my main complaint was, like, oh, why the fuck in the world would I, like, want to go into the fucking menu and then pause and then go to the settings and then change?
00:34:51
Dick VanMeat
Because they the thing they showed before was like, oh yeah, go to the settings, go to this page, in this menu, fucking Dark Souls, like quality of life, anti-quality of life shit, and then, then you know, scroll down, to the camera perspective, change to third person, this is our big, this is our big ah our big feature in the game, and I'm like, oh, I don't like that.
00:35:12
Dick VanMeat
But this is before we knew we were playing two games at the same time, and and the fact that
00:35:15
Steve-O
We are. Yeah.
00:35:18
Dick VanMeat
You know, they're they're doubling down on that, I think, is really cool. They're like, dude, this is two different games.
00:35:23
Steve-O
Are you going to do first person for Grace, third person Leon?
00:35:23
Dick VanMeat
Like, and I'm like...
00:35:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah, and I hope i hope it's...
00:35:28
BeyBlade
What?
00:35:30
Dick VanMeat
um um and Nobody's a fucking psycho sicko like you, Devin, that plays everything weird. But I feel like that's...
00:35:36
BeyBlade
What do you mean? What you mean first person Leon, third person Grace?
00:35:37
Dick VanMeat
Because I feel... Nah, dude.
00:35:40
BeyBlade
What do you mean?
00:35:40
Steve-O
but
00:35:41
Dick VanMeat
Because I feel like that is the intention.
00:35:42
BeyBlade
What's wrong with that?
00:35:43
Dick VanMeat
And they they showed it in the showcase. That's how their default was. I hope that's how the default is when you start the game up. That it's just automatically that because I love the idea of just marrying the two types of Resident Evils that we've seen the last several years into one.
00:35:52
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:35:54
Steve-O
I wouldn't be surprised.
00:36:06
Dick VanMeat
I think that's interesting.
00:36:07
Steve-O
That's, that's, that's what we kind of talked about with Resident Evil eight.
00:36:07
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that was
00:36:11
Steve-O
Like the part where you played as Chris, they should have, that should have been the third person part.
00:36:14
Dick VanMeat
yeah that was cool Yeah.
00:36:18
BeyBlade
Honestly, they probably took some inspiration from that because think that was like almost universal.
00:36:22
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:36:24
Dick VanMeat
And they were probably like, it was like, you know, Drake computer, computer meme.
00:36:24
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:27
Dick VanMeat
It was like, oh shit, we have, we already have an amazing type of resident evil too. And these remakes, like let's, why would we not make some of the game like this too?
00:36:33
Steve-O
yeah
00:36:39
Dick VanMeat
And they're like, oh, well, why don't we make half the game like this? You know, I like the idea that, um, I like that they are you know, cause like like another main concern of ours was like, Oh, like if they do, you know, give it up to the fucking idiot gamer to decide how to play the game. Like we're not getting ah a polished experience, but I feel like the addition of Leon is why you have to have the third person in there.
00:37:08
Dick VanMeat
Right.
00:37:08
Steve-O
yeah
00:37:09
Dick VanMeat
And then the, the, the fact that you're playing as grace and it's a completely different, um, completely different atmosphere, completely different type of game is like why you have to have the first person. And I like that we're getting both in the game. Like, i think that's really cool.
00:37:24
Steve-O
Right. Like, this this feels
00:37:24
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:37:25
Dick VanMeat
um I'm completely sold, completely sold now.
00:37:28
Steve-O
This feels like the marriage is between the new title series and the remake series that they've been working on for the you know past six years, seven years.
00:37:39
Dick VanMeat
Right. And it's like, it's not like to say that like, they're just fucking like the the other thing is like, They're not just dumping like, like quality resources and and assets into just making a remake this style, you know, they're like, there's, there, there's a vision for the future of the series with that in mind.
00:37:54
Steve-O
Right.
00:37:58
Steve-O
Right. yeah
00:37:59
Dick VanMeat
And that, that makes me feel better, you know?
00:38:01
Steve-O
It's not like village where you're like, Hmm, this is mysteriously a lot.
00:38:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:38:06
Steve-O
Resident Evil four coded. Is this just assets that you use for your remake that you brought over to another game?
00:38:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:38:11
Dick VanMeat
And it, and it's, and it's, it's it's good, and it's also, like, really, like, comforting to know, too, that, you know, they're, you know, like, they're they're not, like, it's they're not just gonna bank on fucking remakes to make money, because they they have to be aware, they're running out of titles to remake now, so, like, you know, it's it's comforting to know, like, they they have, like, a vision for for the series going forward, like, that's really that's really all I care about.
00:38:29
Steve-O
Yes, yes, they are.
00:38:39
Dick VanMeat
Because, you know, this is the This is their moneymaker.
00:38:39
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm
00:38:44
Dick VanMeat
It's my favorite game series. Probably you asked gun to my head. You asked my favorite game series and in the world. It's probably I'll most likely say Resident Evil.
00:38:49
Steve-O
hmm.
00:38:52
Dick VanMeat
Although my son asked me in the car the other day, Devin, he was like, he's like, daddy, who's your favorite character? I'm like, what in Toy Story?
00:39:02
Dick VanMeat
i was like, Mr. Potato Head. And he's like, no, who's your favorite character of of all of everything?
00:39:07
BeyBlade
Oh, man.
00:39:08
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:39:09
Dick VanMeat
Without hesitation. I looked him i'd stopped the car. I looked him in the eye.
00:39:13
BeyBlade
Wow.
00:39:15
Dick VanMeat
i said, Arthur Morgan. i was like, it's Arthur Morgan.
00:39:18
Steve-O
Wow. oh
00:39:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's the first one that came to mind.
00:39:22
Steve-O
Immediately.
00:39:22
Dick VanMeat
And then and then and then Sam was like, oh, what about Leon? I'm like, yeah, Leon's he's up there too. oh He asked me my favorite character. I was like, that's I gotta save this dude.
00:39:32
Steve-O
Arthur Morgan.
00:39:32
Dick VanMeat
so
00:39:34
BeyBlade
your mom you Your wife is literally like, what about those other men you love?
00:39:38
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, what about that statue that
00:39:38
Steve-O
Yeah, what about your other men?
00:39:40
Dick VanMeat
what about that other What about that statue that I videotaped you looking at the happiest you've ever been in your life opening?
00:39:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:39:46
Steve-O
but Do you have an Arthur Morgan statue?
00:39:47
BeyBlade
Well, I guess that means fucking nothing.
00:39:48
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:39:49
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:39:52
Dick VanMeat
I don't, because they don't make them, dude. Fucking Rockstar such gatekeepers, dude. they don't let they don't They keep all that shit close to the chest, you know?
00:39:59
Steve-O
Well, I have the key to their city, so...
00:40:01
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I wish I had a key to fucking strawberry fucking...
00:40:03
Steve-O
Yeah, a key to some dinky-ass cowboy town.
00:40:06
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah. The key to fucking horseshoe overlook or whatever the fuck it was.
00:40:11
Steve-O
Yeah. No.
00:40:12
Dick VanMeat
to The fucking. this Just a fucking snow door.
00:40:16
Steve-O
ah
00:40:17
Dick VanMeat
But um yeah, but like, dude, it's fucking it's Resident Evil, man. And like, and it's, it's you know.
00:40:21
Steve-O
yeah
00:40:24
Dick VanMeat
They're not just fucking Resident Evil five and six in it right now. And you and we kind of got scared and like because, you know, most of us were pretty.
00:40:28
Steve-O
i
00:40:32
Dick VanMeat
i would say like it was a good game, but we were. pretty disappointed with Village, I think, as a whole, you know?
00:40:38
Steve-O
I think eight was fine. It was good. I think seven. Seven is a great game, and then it gets a little long in the tooth when you get to the boat section.
00:40:44
BeyBlade
I really like it. I still like it.
00:40:50
Steve-O
um
00:40:51
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and we and we talked about, too, Ethan Winters fucking sucks, dude.
00:40:54
Steve-O
Yes, yes.
00:40:54
Dick VanMeat
He sucks as a character.
00:40:54
Steve-O
Yeah, he's he's not great. I don't think he should have existed for two games.
00:40:57
Dick VanMeat
I don't know why, i don't know why they're, it's all, dude, it's all the Ethan, the fucking Ethan millennials that that hate that Leon's in this game because they, they want to keep it separate.
00:41:08
Dick VanMeat
They didn't grow up with Leon.
00:41:08
Steve-O
it's it's wild It's wild to me, dude.
00:41:10
Dick VanMeat
They didn't grow up with him.
00:41:10
Steve-O
It's wild to me. It is a generation of people who, just because they got Silent Hill 2 remake recently, who are weirdly like sexualizing James Sunderland, one of the like most like actual like reprehensible characters.
00:41:24
BeyBlade
Thank you.
00:41:28
Dick VanMeat
That's like, they're acting like they fucking know Grace as a character already.
00:41:28
Steve-O
But like...
00:41:31
Dick VanMeat
Like, it's like, dude, we don't even know. Like, What if she sucks? Like, at least we at least we got hot that hot fucking middle-aged dad, Leon, now to fucking fall back on.
00:41:41
Steve-O
Right. Yeah. Like that's that that, that is one of the things like grace ah in all the stuff that I've been seeing.
00:41:45
Dick VanMeat
I think Race going to be a good character. I think Race going good character.
00:41:51
Steve-O
I've enjoyed Lee. Leon, how could you not enjoy?
00:41:53
Dick VanMeat
devin devin you Devin, you played the the Village DLC, right? With Mia?
00:42:00
BeyBlade
I bought it.
00:42:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:42:00
Steve-O
Yes. Yes.
00:42:01
BeyBlade
Didn't play it.
00:42:03
Dick VanMeat
would Not Mia. What the fuck is his daughter's name?
00:42:05
Steve-O
Amy.
00:42:05
BeyBlade
Grace.
00:42:05
Steve-O
I think it's Amy.
00:42:05
Dick VanMeat
Is it Mia?
00:42:07
BeyBlade
Grace. It's Grace, right?
00:42:08
Steve-O
No, grace is um grace is the new character.
00:42:08
Dick VanMeat
No, it's not Grace.
00:42:11
BeyBlade
Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:42:13
Steve-O
ah Rose. I'm sorry. Rose.
00:42:15
BeyBlade
Gross.
00:42:15
Steve-O
Rose.
00:42:15
BeyBlade
Gross.
00:42:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:15
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:42:16
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:16
Dick VanMeat
Rose.
00:42:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, dude.
00:42:16
Steve-O
I had to remember him going, Rose!
00:42:17
Dick VanMeat
Rose.
00:42:17
BeyBlade
Yeah. ah Steve, you you played it, right?
00:42:20
Steve-O
I played it and beat it. um I honestly...
00:42:23
BeyBlade
I bought it. I just i never i never played it. I'm a fraud.
00:42:26
Dick VanMeat
Rosemary.
00:42:27
Steve-O
i was I was disappointed in that. it it was I was excited when I...
00:42:31
Dick VanMeat
It was no separate ways. there was no separate ways.
00:42:33
Steve-O
No, because the thing is, it's like, in your mind, the end of Village, you're like, oh, okay, you know what we set up like the future of Resident Evil where Rose will probably have an adventure somewhere down the line.
00:42:45
Steve-O
And then it's just like this weird DLC that... That's like, oh, you got to go back to the island, but things are a little bit stinky. Things are a little bit stinky. Oh, the the shopkeepers, the bad guy, tee hee hee.
00:42:59
Steve-O
And it's done because it's, you know, it's a DLC. It's like two hours.
00:43:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:43:03
Steve-O
And by the end of it, I was just like, oh, OK, well, you kind of just like ruined what village had for its ending to just turn it into a DLC. Yeah.
00:43:16
Steve-O
So just overall, I would say that DLC was better than the Donkey Kong Bonanza DLC, but not as good as the Separate Ways DLC.
00:43:28
BeyBlade
That, uh... Hmm. I think you should find it in your heart.
00:43:35
Steve-O
I know what you're going to say.
00:43:35
BeyBlade
The time and...
00:43:36
Steve-O
You want me to play the Resident Evil 7 Village DLC where you play as ah Uncle What's-His-Face, Joe?
00:43:39
BeyBlade
Resident Evil 7 DLCs are... Uncle fucking... Yeah, Joe, who powerbombs the swamp creature.
00:43:44
Steve-O
yeah
00:43:47
BeyBlade
Dude, it's so good, man. I truly love it. um No, but... i've I've been heavily considering firing up eight to not only play it third person, but...
00:44:05
Dick VanMeat
I'll never do that in my life.
00:44:06
BeyBlade
Dude, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
00:44:09
Dick VanMeat
I was actually mad that they added that feature like after the fact.
00:44:09
BeyBlade
like
00:44:12
Dick VanMeat
Because you know because it's like it's kind of pointless.
00:44:12
BeyBlade
Why?
00:44:15
Dick VanMeat
like that's not that wasn't the intended That wasn't the intended way to to play the game.
00:44:16
BeyBlade
I feel like that that's... been
00:44:22
Dick VanMeat
They wanted people to play the game to begin with, so why even add it? you know
00:44:25
Steve-O
It does feel weird in a..................
00:44:25
BeyBlade
I mean, yeah, but I also think you don't get you don't get that in 9 without this.
00:44:28
Dick VanMeat
I would never go back and play Halo.
00:44:31
BeyBlade
I think this was that was like an experiment. Because you know they were working on 9, you know, and they were like, let's ah's try a one that's.
00:44:34
Dick VanMeat
guess.
00:44:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but but with with Requiem, it's like, you know, that now that after the fact, now that we know that they were putting Leon in the game, like, you can't, and Devin, you're you're a complete psycho if you do do it this way.
00:44:48
Dick VanMeat
Like, you can't play Leon Kennedy in first person mode. I'm sorry.
00:44:51
BeyBlade
No, I'm not going to do I'm probably going to be third.
00:44:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, going to be sloppy as hell.
00:44:55
BeyBlade
I'm going to play the third person.
00:44:55
Dick VanMeat
Imagine getting, yeah, imagine getting blindsided by a fucking fat zombie as Leon.
00:44:56
BeyBlade
nothing
00:45:01
Dick VanMeat
It wouldn't feel good, you know?
00:45:02
BeyBlade
You know, I actually, I will say the only thing that actually might make me play grace in first is I really don't like the way the lighting works in that, you know, the section that we've all seen of grace in the house and her hair is like,
00:45:16
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:45:20
BeyBlade
it reacts really oddly to the light. And I'm like, that might be too distracting in third person mode.
00:45:28
Dick VanMeat
third person i yeah i'm glad that we're getting cut scenes with her because her character design is like real is really good i think like
00:45:30
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:45:30
Steve-O
Oh.
00:45:30
BeyBlade
But at the same time.
00:45:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:45:38
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:45:38
Steve-O
I think that's kind of pivotal to the Resident Evil like DNA like.
00:45:38
BeyBlade
I'm a i'm a fan.
00:45:41
Dick VanMeat
her head care Her character design.
00:45:44
Steve-O
who cheing you
00:45:44
BeyBlade
Yeah. right I mean, I'm fan.
00:45:45
Steve-O
No, but I think you need to see the faces, have them talk express.
00:45:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:45:47
BeyBlade
a big fan.
00:45:50
Steve-O
I think that is very important.
00:45:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:45:51
Steve-O
Like that's how we fell in love with Jill, Chris, all these characters.
00:45:52
Dick VanMeat
This is why I'm all... This is why... Yeah. That's why I was never really a first... I mean, as much as as I respect those games, it never felt right to me.
00:46:02
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:46:02
Dick VanMeat
Another cool thing is the whole fucking Requiem shit. Like, I think that's a really cool fucking... mechanic in the game where where um where grace has a fucking get out of jail like bailout gun that has limited ammo like i love that that's such a that feels like such a callback to the old games you know like here you here's your fucking magnum here's your desert eagle like only use it when when there's 85 zombies in your way and you need to take out seven of them with one shot you know like i think that's really cool
00:46:19
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah.
00:46:34
BeyBlade
a Yeah, in a row.
00:46:40
Dick VanMeat
Like, I think that's, that's the like, gameplay-wise for that type of game. I think, for, you know, for the terror shit. Like, I think that's cool to have.
00:46:48
BeyBlade
yeah
00:46:51
Dick VanMeat
You know, and then Leon just fucking, like, fucking ripping through everybody.
00:46:51
BeyBlade
No, I'm...
00:46:54
Dick VanMeat
I like the fact that you can pick up weapons as Leon. I think that's going to make him OP. I think this version of Leon seems like it might, may surpass...
00:47:06
Dick VanMeat
um power levels from Resident Evil 4. Maybe. I don't know.
00:47:10
BeyBlade
Dude.
00:47:10
Dick VanMeat
We'll see. But the fact that he can pick a chainsaw up off the ground is is ah is you know tipping it in his favor as ah as the most OP character in in all the games.
00:47:11
BeyBlade
He's... a
00:47:21
Dick VanMeat
We should do this one day. Like, actually rank.
00:47:23
Steve-O
What's that?
00:47:24
Dick VanMeat
Like, like fucking rank like like efficiency of of each character. I really would like...
00:47:30
Steve-O
In just Resident Evil or are you talking about like all the horror game sort of?
00:47:32
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah. In Resident Evil.
00:47:33
BeyBlade
okay
00:47:34
Steve-O
Okay.
00:47:34
Dick VanMeat
In each game. So like Resident Evil 2 Leon is going to be different than Resident Evil 4 Leon.
00:47:40
Steve-O
Okay.
00:47:41
Dick VanMeat
and And Nemesis Jill is going different than you know then a Resident Evil Jill.
00:47:46
Steve-O
One Jill.
00:47:48
Dick VanMeat
you know And then Baby Chris is going different than fucking...
00:47:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:47:51
Dick VanMeat
book yeah Yeah, where's Boulder Chris on there, Devin? There's 5 Chris. That dude is a fucking monster.
00:47:57
BeyBlade
I don't you know. i i Yeah, but I don't know how efficient he is, you know?
00:48:02
Dick VanMeat
Well, maybe maybe not efficient. I just meant like power levels. Like like how do you rank
00:48:04
Steve-O
Is he more efficient than eight Chris who shoots Ethan's wife and then builds a little tank?
00:48:05
BeyBlade
oh
00:48:08
BeyBlade
Or six, Chris.
00:48:08
Dick VanMeat
Like, you put, yeah, you put, hey, Devin. Devin, you put Resident Evil 5 Chris on the fucking, on the Ganado Island in Resident Evil 4. Like, does he clear it faster than Leon does?
00:48:22
Dick VanMeat
This kind of thing, you know? These are the questions that I want to ask.
00:48:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, I think he does. i think he does. i
00:48:26
Dick VanMeat
All right.
00:48:28
BeyBlade
I might be a Chris guy, dude.
00:48:29
Dick VanMeat
We'll do this as an exercise one day.
00:48:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um I mean, listen, I've been on a weird gaming journey ah these last few weeks. i
00:48:40
Steve-O
I thought you were doing a Kino journey. Wait, hold on.
00:48:43
BeyBlade
No, no, no. The Kino journey has been great. The gaming journey, like, like i beat ah i beat Death Stranding 2.
00:48:45
Steve-O
Oh, you're just kinky.
00:48:49
BeyBlade
Talked about that.
00:48:49
Dick VanMeat
Oh, before that, before we break into that, um over under, do i give in to temptation and pick up the Resident Evil watch on release day?
00:48:51
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
00:48:59
BeyBlade
No.
00:48:59
Steve-O
No, no, that's like a $2,000 thing.
00:49:00
Dick VanMeat
Because it's too expensive.
00:49:00
BeyBlade
It's far too... a Wait, real quick, real quick.
00:49:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:49:03
Dick VanMeat
ah
00:49:05
BeyBlade
Dude, so i saw I saw the showcase way later than you guys. Like, I saw like, at 10 o'clock that night. I watched it, and just, like, hadn't looked at Discord or anything, and I saw the watch, and I almost texted you immediately, John.
00:49:21
BeyBlade
Like, just out of nowhere.
00:49:21
Dick VanMeat
Oh, because you knew I was going to be freaking out about the watch.
00:49:22
BeyBlade
was like, oh my god, like... Yeah, and I i was just blown away that I was like,
00:49:25
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. And then and then you go into the discord and that's all I was talking about.
00:49:29
BeyBlade
That's the thing. I was like, let me check Discord because, ah yeah, exactly. But it was just like, I just, it's insane that there was, i don't know. I don't even know how to compare it.
00:49:40
BeyBlade
like i Like, imagine if I was like watching like a Warhammer showcase and then they were like, oh, and we're we're creating like um oh ah strands of new pizza for Devin immediately.
00:49:54
BeyBlade
Like just something so grossly specifically targeted at you
00:49:57
Dick VanMeat
it's like there's it's like It's like Capcom's been studying me for years, and they're like, that's the target person me want we want to target.
00:50:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, like, you're like, what are the John Suarez's?
00:50:01
Steve-O
e
00:50:04
BeyBlade
Oh, watch knobs? Cool. Yeah, okay.
00:50:08
Dick VanMeat
I'm not even a watch snob, but like, yeah, I like watches.
00:50:08
BeyBlade
Like, but you know what I mean, like, are they going to announce are they gonnanounce a Josh Allen skin DLC ah in a week?
00:50:12
Dick VanMeat
So it's like...
00:50:18
BeyBlade
like
00:50:18
Steve-O
the The thing is if John Suarez isn't getting the watch, then who is?
00:50:20
Dick VanMeat
Hollow Knight? No.
00:50:25
Steve-O
Like...
00:50:25
Dick VanMeat
It's going to be the the rich the fucking rich people.
00:50:26
BeyBlade
No, no, I'll be i'll be honest. John... I think John, if this was the John that had a room, a separate room in his apartment just for sneakers, yes.
00:50:31
Dick VanMeat
It's too expensive.
00:50:39
BeyBlade
I would have said, yes, John, let nothing suck.
00:50:40
Steve-O
Oh, are you saying 2014, John?
00:50:40
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's different. Yeah. love none
00:50:43
Steve-O
hold on.
00:50:44
Dick VanMeat
Non-dad John?
00:50:44
Steve-O
so yeah here
00:50:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:50:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:46
Dick VanMeat
Kidless John? Yeah.
00:50:47
Steve-O
wait wait hold on Do we need to also make efficiency ratings for all of us as well?
00:50:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:50:48
BeyBlade
Yeah,
00:50:51
BeyBlade
yeah. Yeah, we, yeah.
00:50:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, which versions of each other?
00:50:53
BeyBlade
i that That John, i'd I'd be mad if you did. I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:50:58
Steve-O
This John would buy the watch, but here in John, no.
00:50:59
Dick VanMeat
No, I thought about it. I'm like, if it was like $1,000, then I would i might like actually possibly consider it.
00:51:05
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:51:07
Dick VanMeat
But the the problem is, is like i don't like with especially with watches, like I like to wear them.
00:51:07
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:51:13
Dick VanMeat
like And i I would feel weird wearing
00:51:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:51:16
Dick VanMeat
But the way they the the claws that that that dig into my skin are is the fact that
00:51:17
BeyBlade
Yeah, because you're like, oh, it's Resident Evil.
00:51:23
Dick VanMeat
it just looks like a regular watch that Leon wears. Like, it's not like, it doesn't say Resident Evil Requiem all over the dial, you know?
00:51:26
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:51:30
Dick VanMeat
You know, it just looks like a good, it just looks like a nice watch.
00:51:31
BeyBlade
It's subtle enough.
00:51:33
Dick VanMeat
So, and then like, you know, only somebody that knows Ball would know that that's a Resident Evil watch, but then somebody doesn't know Ball would be like, oh, that's a nice watch, you know?
00:51:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:51:44
Dick VanMeat
So, but I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna spend fucking $2,200 on that thing. like fuck that.
00:51:49
Steve-O
For less than $500, you can get one of those old school Resident Evil GSX smartwatches with the Starz logo on it.
00:51:55
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:51:58
Dick VanMeat
Well, Leon, Leon wears like a, there's a, in Resident Evil 4 remake, they, they gave him like a watch that looks eerily similar to a, um to a, ah like a, like a popular model, like Casio G-Shock.
00:52:14
Dick VanMeat
But like all the, like the, the writings are like on different sides, but like, it looks just like the watch.
00:52:14
Steve-O
Okay.
00:52:19
Dick VanMeat
So maybe I'll get that one. Don't want that. That one's not, it's like a hundred bucks. That watch is not even, So maybe I'll, maybe I'll, my Constellation Cope purchase that, that day will be the Resident Evil 4 fake Casio watch that he's wearing in that game.
00:52:36
Dick VanMeat
Maybe I'll just get that.
00:52:37
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:52:37
Steve-O
Are they doing the statues too?
00:52:40
Dick VanMeat
They are, and I'm probably gonna get them.
00:52:43
Steve-O
ah You have to, I think.
00:52:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I think those, but those don't come out to the fall, so it's like, it doesn't feel as bad.
00:52:48
Steve-O
Okay. That's, yeah.
00:52:50
Dick VanMeat
Cause like, if I hate the game,
00:52:50
Steve-O
or
00:52:53
Dick VanMeat
Like, that that hurts. That stings if you, like, get the fucking collector's edition and the statues and stuff when the game comes out and then the game's fucking hot trash.
00:52:59
Steve-O
Right.
00:53:03
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:53:03
Dick VanMeat
It feels bad, you know? At least with Resident Evil 4, like, you know, I would come up with excuses of why it was good if it wasn't as good as it was, you know?
00:53:13
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:53:13
Dick VanMeat
And, you know, it's Resident Evil 4. I'll still have a Resident Evil 4 statue. But with the with this, like, I'm glad kind of glad it comes out, like, later in the year because then I'll just pick them up then. But I think the pre-orders are up for it now. So do I just lock it in now and then change my mind later?
00:53:31
Steve-O
That's probably the smartest plan. You might not be able to get access to down the line.
00:53:34
BeyBlade
but Wait, is there a price for the statue one yet?
00:53:37
Dick VanMeat
I think they're like 130 bucks or something.
00:53:38
BeyBlade
All right.
00:53:41
Dick VanMeat
Something stupid.
00:53:43
BeyBlade
oh Wait, Japan exclusive? What?
00:53:47
Dick VanMeat
Oh, don't say that.
00:53:47
BeyBlade
No, no, no, no. that's This is AI. This is AI overview.
00:53:49
Dick VanMeat
um
00:53:51
BeyBlade
I don't believe this. um
00:53:57
BeyBlade
Give me the price. Pre-order. Here, let's take a look. Oh, my God.
00:54:04
Dick VanMeat
Oh, look what I missed out on, Steve.
00:54:05
BeyBlade
my God.
00:54:07
Steve-O
What's that?
00:54:10
Dick VanMeat
Sold out.
00:54:11
Steve-O
Oh, no. Oh, that's a good.
00:54:14
Dick VanMeat
I'll never forgive myself.
00:54:14
Steve-O
That's a good Nendroid. The Aiden Nendroid.
00:54:17
Dick VanMeat
Look at this. Look at this screenshot.
00:54:19
BeyBlade
Oh, no. you know and I'm glad. I'm glad. Because that's... How much was that?
00:54:24
Dick VanMeat
The Nendoroid? 70 bucks.
00:54:25
BeyBlade
yeah the thing hadt been yeah Yeah, that They just did you a favor.
00:54:28
Dick VanMeat
70 bucks. But look at it.
00:54:31
BeyBlade
They did you a favor.
00:54:32
Dick VanMeat
and No, no, but but I have the Leon one already, so it's like, why wouldn't I have the Ada one?
00:54:39
BeyBlade
guess. i don't know, man.
00:54:40
Dick VanMeat
I love these little these little guys.
00:54:41
Steve-O
no Don't judge him for his expensive figurine.
00:54:45
BeyBlade
Listen.
00:54:45
Steve-O
You have yours.
00:54:45
BeyBlade
i Listen. I don't know what you're talking about. on
00:54:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, is it Japan japan exclusive?
00:54:51
BeyBlade
I mean, the as of right now, it's only the deluxe edition, but that's not. That's just the costume and the the kit.
00:54:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they don't have a collector's edition this time.
00:54:59
BeyBlade
That's not the signature.
00:55:01
Dick VanMeat
we can blame the president for the tariffs on that, I think.
00:55:04
BeyBlade
Oh my God. Is that true?
00:55:06
Steve-O
Wow.
00:55:06
Dick VanMeat
That's what people are saying. like they they couldn't They couldn't justify charging $800
00:55:10
BeyBlade
Yeah. What hasn't that guy ruined?
00:55:13
Dick VanMeat
for a collector's edition, so that's why they're doing it this way.
00:55:14
BeyBlade
Yeah. That dude has ruined so much. Number one worst thing he's done.
00:55:22
Dick VanMeat
But I would need both fucking statues, though, right? Because they connect.
00:55:25
Steve-O
They go back to back.
00:55:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:55:26
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they go ass to ass. Requiem for a dream style, guys. as you Ass ass.
00:55:32
BeyBlade
Wow.
00:55:35
Dick VanMeat
Deep cuts.
00:55:35
BeyBlade
Collector's edition. Can I at least, can we at least get like a price?
00:55:37
Dick VanMeat
Deep cuts with John Suarez. I don't know, man.
00:55:41
BeyBlade
Let's see. I'm on like the the Japanese website. So it's. go Good old Google translate here.
00:55:51
Dick VanMeat
just says fall 2026. Oh, Capcom's official online store. let me see. Oh, man, it's all Japanese.
00:55:56
BeyBlade
Pre-order the collector's edition.
00:55:57
Dick VanMeat
Ugh. don't speak Spanish and I don't know the fucking for both
00:55:58
BeyBlade
12,500 yen. that's think. We're all.
00:56:07
BeyBlade
no that's just grace i think
00:56:11
Dick VanMeat
so oh so 80 bucks each yeah easy easy easy day zero both of them I will have both of those motherfuckers so
00:56:16
Steve-O
There you go. There you go.
00:56:22
BeyBlade
is Wait a second. I don't know. I don't know.
00:56:25
BeyBlade
It's tough. Is that really? I see Grace. Hold on. PS5 Deluxe Edition. No, that's just that.
00:56:25
Dick VanMeat
If it's $80 for the statue, and it's the same it's the same size as my um as my turning around to look at it.
00:56:37
BeyBlade
Collectors.
00:56:38
Dick VanMeat
I love my Leon statue.
00:56:39
BeyBlade
But why am i
00:56:39
Dick VanMeat
I'm looking at it right now.
00:56:41
BeyBlade
Listen, I'll just say this. I'm only seeing Grace. I'm not seeing Leon. ah Let's see.
00:56:49
Steve-O
Maybe they didn't announce it early on because they kind of held that one back.
00:56:52
Dick VanMeat
Oh, wait. Hold on. I'm on Capcom's site. I'm seeing a different price here.
00:56:55
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:56:56
Dick VanMeat
don't
00:56:56
Steve-O
Oh, what are they saying?
00:57:01
Dick VanMeat
know.
00:57:01
BeyBlade
Each one.
00:57:01
Dick VanMeat
might be priced out of the market. Let's do the conversion. No way, dude. $181 for each one. There's no way.
00:57:11
BeyBlade
each one
00:57:13
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and it looks the same as the one I have. Wait, how much did I spend on this? How much did I spend on this Resident Evil Collector's Edition?
00:57:21
Steve-O
i don't remember.
00:57:22
BeyBlade
Wait, is that the one that it didn't even come with the disc either?
00:57:23
Dick VanMeat
300 bucks?
00:57:25
BeyBlade
So like you had to buy it.
00:57:26
Dick VanMeat
No, that's the one where it came with the disc, but I don't have a disc player to play it.
00:57:31
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:57:32
Dick VanMeat
Because all of the fucking crybabies with the God of War Collector's Edition came with a digital copy. So I had to buy the game twice, essentially. Which, you know, I've bought...
00:57:45
Dick VanMeat
i don't even want know how many times I bought Resident Evil 4. So it was whatever to me.
00:57:48
BeyBlade
yeah
00:57:49
Dick VanMeat
But, and also, I probably would have done it anyway to be able to play it at midnight. Like, as soon as it came out.
00:57:54
BeyBlade
True.
00:57:55
Dick VanMeat
So. Dude. Are they really separate? And they're fucking 180 bucks each? Fuck out of here, bro.
00:58:03
BeyBlade
You know what? So so am I hearing a thanks, thanks President Trump?
00:58:06
Dick VanMeat
Don't be a vicious. Don't be a vicious and and say I can buy a fake one on eBay.
00:58:08
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:58:11
Dick VanMeat
I'm not i'm never doing that. Because he posted.
00:58:12
Steve-O
Don't do it.
00:58:13
Dick VanMeat
i was like, I want, I almost fucking Lex Luthor spit at my screen when he when I was talking about the Hollow Knight ones that I missed out on, the Nendoroids.
00:58:22
BeyBlade
so
00:58:23
Dick VanMeat
And he was like, oh, can get this one for $30. And I almost fucking spit on my screen because so disgusted. I was like, na du no, dude, no.
00:58:32
BeyBlade
No, I agree.
00:58:33
Dick VanMeat
Well, maybe maybe the U.S. market will have like a bundle.
00:58:40
Dick VanMeat
If it's like...
00:58:42
BeyBlade
I think you're cooked.
00:58:44
Dick VanMeat
If it's $300 for both of them... and I loved the game. Like, if the game is a Mary, then I'll get both. I'll get both.
00:58:57
Dick VanMeat
For... I would assume it it would be $300. $150 for each one.
00:59:02
Steve-O
Probably right.
00:59:03
Dick VanMeat
Right?
00:59:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:59:03
Dick VanMeat
because and the ed In the U.S.
00:59:05
BeyBlade
But listen, we'll we'll never know.
00:59:06
Dick VanMeat
possibly Plus, like I know Resident Evil is Japanese-made game, but they're they're I would assume that their biggest market is the United States.
00:59:06
Steve-O
You'd probably be spending 600 something.
00:59:16
BeyBlade
Yo, by the way, um kind of a, it was a weird comment, but ah it was was very funny to me. But Jenny just learned that like Capcom and like Resident Evil,
00:59:29
BeyBlade
is made are made by like Japanese, like a Japanese company.
00:59:33
Dick VanMeat
Oh, she didn't know.
00:59:33
BeyBlade
She was like, yeah, because she's like, this is the most American looking game I've ever seen.
00:59:33
Steve-O
Oh.
00:59:38
BeyBlade
And I'm like, well, yeah. and And then she's like, but like, I don't understand. And I was like, I don't know how to explain this to you because I truly didn't.
00:59:49
BeyBlade
I was like, it's just like, I don't know, man. They were just like, yeah, fuck it. We're just going to be. Just make it super American because who knows?
01:00:01
Dick VanMeat
I could buy one on Etsy right now that somebody pre-ordered already. get Get this, the grace the Grace one is more.
01:00:08
Steve-O
Suspicious.
01:00:10
Dick VanMeat
$245.
01:00:10
Steve-O
Suspicious.
01:00:12
BeyBlade
I wonder why.
01:00:12
Steve-O
I don't know if I trust these.
01:00:12
BeyBlade
that's that you know what, dude?
01:00:13
Steve-O
They might have 3D printed.
01:00:14
BeyBlade
That's suspicious. That's...
01:00:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i would never buy something on on Etsy like this.
01:00:16
BeyBlade
I don't like that. a Dude, is could you imagine?
01:00:20
Dick VanMeat
Oh wait, the Leon Kennedy one's more.
01:00:20
BeyBlade
You don't...
01:00:22
Dick VanMeat
It's $260. Did
01:00:23
BeyBlade
I'll tell you this right now. You don't want to buy a used grace statue on the internet.
01:00:29
Dick VanMeat
do these guys have them already? Because they have detailed photos.
01:00:35
BeyBlade
mean, they're probably, um,
01:00:35
Dick VanMeat
they don't look
01:00:36
Steve-O
they might have three d printed
01:00:36
Dick VanMeat
They don't look great. They don't look great. Yeah.
01:00:41
BeyBlade
yeah you know, John, whatever you need to say to yourself, I support it.
01:00:46
BeyBlade
Whatever lie you need to tell yourself.
01:00:48
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, mike the Cope 2 also is like, oh, well, then I'll have to get all i have to get all the statues. Then i'll have to get the Resident Evil.
01:00:55
Steve-O
Yeah, which ones are you missing?
01:00:55
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:00:57
Dick VanMeat
I'm missing the Jill RE3 remake one, which is like, top of the list. Like if that's, if I'm, if I were to buy one, I would want that one now, you know, i think I could get that one for fairly cheap now.
01:01:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:01:07
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah
01:01:10
Dick VanMeat
So maybe, maybe I'll just cop it. And then, you know, the, the other one is the, the, uh, the Chris Redfield village one, which I would like to, I like, I like that Chris Redfield design with the black Pico and the fucking, like, that's a, that's a clean, that's a clean Chris Redfield, you know, that's a clean Chris.
01:01:19
Steve-O
Oh.
01:01:25
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:01:25
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, that's a sick design.
01:01:32
Dick VanMeat
Let me see. Let me see if they have any authentic ones on eBay for cheap. The Jill one, though, I, like, pseudo, like, need that one.
01:01:44
BeyBlade
yeah
01:01:44
Dick VanMeat
But i'd I'd want, like, a shelf for these guys, you know? Dude,
01:01:47
Steve-O
yeah
01:01:50
Dick VanMeat
my fucking... I went to Etsy, and now my fucking shit is... My, uh, Chrome's crapping out on me right now.
01:01:59
BeyBlade
That's Etsy for you. um Yeah, man. i yeah
01:02:04
Steve-O
$64 on eBay. I found that Jill statue. I don't know if it's real though.
01:02:06
Dick VanMeat
For Jill? Hold on. I can find out if it's real.
01:02:11
BeyBlade
Look how used it is. It's crusty. Don't buy it.
01:02:17
Dick VanMeat
Would have gotten in a separate ways one, though, too. Yeah, I think that one's real.
01:02:23
Steve-O
Okay.
01:02:24
Dick VanMeat
Is it one-sixth?
01:02:24
BeyBlade
have they Have they announced any of the...
01:02:26
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, because the... Yeah, look at this. The Leon one that I have is $73 on on ah eBay. So I could just chill and just get them later, you know?
01:02:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:02:39
BeyBlade
That's the move.
01:02:40
Dick VanMeat
Look at those Jill boobies.
01:02:40
BeyBlade
I think that's the move.
01:02:43
Dick VanMeat
Tall glass of water.
01:02:45
BeyBlade
Have they confirmed? They haven't confirmed all the costumes yet, have they?
01:02:50
Steve-O
ah They confirmed a lot.
01:02:50
Dick VanMeat
I think they did they have. Yeah.
01:02:51
BeyBlade
So there's there's the Lady D costume. There's the apocalypse costume.
01:02:54
Dick VanMeat
There's the John. There's the John Wick costume.
01:02:57
BeyBlade
There's this. Yeah, there's the Mr. President costume. What am I missing?
01:03:06
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:03:08
Dick VanMeat
the ah The Apocalypse Grace costume, which is which is pretty cool.
01:03:11
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah
01:03:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:03:14
Dick VanMeat
um
01:03:15
Steve-O
Leon has an apocalypse costume too, i think. Right.
01:03:18
Dick VanMeat
They got to give him the Michael Jackson one again.
01:03:19
BeyBlade
He has.
01:03:22
BeyBlade
RE4 remake and infinite darkness Leon costume. So that maybe those are the other two.
01:03:32
Dick VanMeat
oh yeah, they got... he's just like they just they just...
01:03:34
BeyBlade
So it says, ah so so he yeah. Yeah.
01:03:37
Dick VanMeat
They just fucking put the asset from Resident Evil 4 Remake into this and just called it a day. Which Grace one you like, Devin?
01:03:49
Dick VanMeat
Which one tickles your ball sack the most? i like I like the Apocalypse one, dude.
01:03:51
BeyBlade
to lie. The last one.
01:03:54
Steve-O
The apocalypse one is cool.
01:03:55
Dick VanMeat
The Apocalypse one dope.
01:03:55
BeyBlade
Dude, the the grace where she's not pale. and creepy is a the one here.
01:04:02
Dick VanMeat
Asian Grace?
01:04:05
BeyBlade
I'll post it, but it's the one all the way on the end here.
01:04:09
Dick VanMeat
You just like the sexy pose she's doing.
01:04:11
BeyBlade
Maybe that is most likely the reality.
01:04:14
Dick VanMeat
You gooner.
01:04:16
Steve-O
Oh, the Noir one.
01:04:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's the gloves. It's the gloves.
01:04:22
Dick VanMeat
Where's that Leon Ice Agent costume? Where's that one at?
01:04:24
BeyBlade
Dude, dude, actually, I'm not going to lie. Leon, I guess this is re nine Leon with the re four costume, but he looks kind of gross in the Leon four jacket.
01:04:32
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:04:36
BeyBlade
Like he looks sick.
01:04:36
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:04:37
BeyBlade
He looks sick.
01:04:38
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:04:38
BeyBlade
Yeah,
01:04:39
Dick VanMeat
Well, he is, right?
01:04:40
Steve-O
He's sick. He's sick in this story, dude.
01:04:41
BeyBlade
that's what I mean.
01:04:42
Steve-O
His neck fungus got bigger.
01:04:43
BeyBlade
but but he looks extra sick.
01:04:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, is that that's John Wick, right? It's got to be John Wick homage.
01:04:49
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the noir fit.
01:04:49
BeyBlade
No, I, Oh, is it?
01:04:52
Steve-O
Yeah, they go together, the noir fits.
01:04:52
BeyBlade
Okay. Okay.
01:04:57
BeyBlade
Do you remember Leon's eggs lord like Fang mask in RE4 remake that I just was like this is yeah well you can change his hair I think
01:05:04
Dick VanMeat
I can't decide. Yeah, dude.
01:05:05
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the one where he's got like white hair?
01:05:08
Dick VanMeat
I have like 40 replays of that. I have like 40 runs of that game, and I've i tried to make the funkiest looking Leon's ever. I tried to pick my favorite one.
01:05:17
BeyBlade
yeah costumes
01:05:21
Steve-O
Dude, like, look at look at these two.
01:05:21
Dick VanMeat
They had a lot of shit in there.
01:05:23
Steve-O
Look at these two. Oh, now that's a...
01:05:24
Dick VanMeat
Masks, they had fucking...
01:05:25
Steve-O
Now, that's a society right we were living in.
01:05:29
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah, dude. I love this shit.
01:05:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's some good hair.
01:05:33
Steve-O
The fucking purple pants, I think, that went with it.
01:05:37
BeyBlade
Oh, God. Oh, hero. His hero.
01:05:39
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, where are these? Where are these at?
01:05:40
BeyBlade
Oh, no. The villain. costume You know, I wore the villain costume with the weird mask that he could wear.
01:05:46
Dick VanMeat
What about the... Yeah, there's the black version of the this ruffle one, too. the With the fur.
01:05:52
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:05:54
Steve-O
They were fun. And that's the thing. Resident Evil does fun alternate cosmetics.
01:05:57
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude. Yeah.
01:06:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's almost like they they're the bone temple of video games. Just...
01:06:06
Steve-O
You going to try and make that the 2026 thing?
01:06:07
Dick VanMeat
We're such a treat, dude.
01:06:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:06:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to make it work. ah
01:06:12
Dick VanMeat
so Everything's such a treat in these games. They really take care of us, don't they?
01:06:15
BeyBlade
I know. That's why that's why it like frustrates me when people get mad about things like R3 Remake.
01:06:16
Dick VanMeat
Capcom.
01:06:21
BeyBlade
I'm like, but like it was fun.
01:06:23
Dick VanMeat
It was so much fun.
01:06:24
BeyBlade
i get it. It didn't have the clock tower. I wish the clock tower was there too. I do. I wish they didn't try to make a multiplayer thing. Could have gone.
01:06:35
BeyBlade
I could have done without it.
01:06:35
Dick VanMeat
Resident Evil 4 Remake was soulless.
01:06:36
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:06:37
Dick VanMeat
Don't forget.
01:06:39
Steve-O
Hey, you know what? because Because of the reception of that, though, they took that team off of four and they put the the head team on. The boss is on.
01:06:48
BeyBlade
Yeah. All right. Fair enough.
01:06:50
Steve-O
So...
01:06:51
BeyBlade
But, but should I, should I do a replay of eight before nine?
01:06:56
Dick VanMeat
You should do a replay of Resident Evil 4 Remake. That's should do.
01:06:59
BeyBlade
I...
01:07:00
Steve-O
You know what? Do both. Do 8 and 9. Or 8 and 4 remake and then play 9.
01:07:04
BeyBlade
four Four and eight?
01:07:07
Steve-O
So you're getting it all.
01:07:07
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:07:08
Steve-O
Or you know what?
01:07:08
BeyBlade
one that You know I think I gotta play... I think I'd have to play eight first because the amount of karate moves I tried to do...
01:07:17
Dick VanMeat
You beat separate ways, right? You beat separate ways.
01:07:19
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah. love separate ways. Beat it.
01:07:23
Steve-O
won't you stop beating around the bush play Resident Evil outbreak file two.
01:07:24
BeyBlade
No, the only thing the only thing i
01:07:28
Steve-O
So you can play as Alyssa Ashcroft and learn a little bit more about Grace's mom.
01:07:32
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:32
Dick VanMeat
beat my ah Beat my time on professional mode, Resident Evil 4.
01:07:35
BeyBlade
Dude,
01:07:37
Dick VanMeat
Three hours and 15 minutes.
01:07:39
BeyBlade
I'll be honest. the The shootout, the amount of nonsense it took you to complete that, i was like, i'll I'll never get there.
01:07:49
BeyBlade
And that's, I made peace with that a long time ago.
01:07:50
Dick VanMeat
There's the one thing. I did like the Steve O'Tieri. What was the one? The Steve O'Tieri run where I did like the no shop. ah No.
01:07:58
Steve-O
Oh my God.
01:07:58
Dick VanMeat
Was it? It was like no shop, pistol only.
01:08:01
Steve-O
Pistol only.
01:08:02
BeyBlade
Yeah, you like you like made it like twice as hard as you needed to.
01:08:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i did I got three done in one run. And it was like it was way harder than I should.
01:08:06
Steve-O
yeah
01:08:08
Dick VanMeat
I could have just done it three separate times and done it faster that way to get those achievements.
01:08:13
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:08:15
Dick VanMeat
But I had to, man. i had cause you know And even yeah and i even made I even made up my own fucking achievement, which was getting all the the case charms, which wasn't an achievement. i'm like well And then I figured out that it was pseudo-random, so like I would start a run over again if I got the same pattern or whatever.
01:08:34
Dick VanMeat
I have an Excel sheet somewhere that that indicates what which ones i was going to get and which run. was fuck I was a sick, sick person during that time.
01:08:48
BeyBlade
Steve, how dare you?
01:08:51
BeyBlade
This is a...
01:08:52
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, what's what's the best what's what was the best Ashley costume?
01:08:53
BeyBlade
This is distasteful. just I think it's the one Steve just posted. ah
01:08:58
Dick VanMeat
That's not Ashley.
01:09:00
BeyBlade
No, that's not...
01:09:02
Dick VanMeat
That's Jill with her boobies hanging out.
01:09:05
BeyBlade
Why'd you post the price like what we're going to buy it? Hey, just in case.
01:09:09
Steve-O
just in case you're gonna buy no i thought i thought that was funny because i was looking for that jill statue and when you scroll down too far it's just people's homemade jill valentine's
01:09:09
Dick VanMeat
ah Just in case John needs one.
01:09:10
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:09:20
Dick VanMeat
You know, what remember I was talking to you about the fucking LaBubu store in very in the mall?
01:09:23
Steve-O
yes you were mm-hmm
01:09:25
Dick VanMeat
Dude, if they had something like this, i don't i can't tell you I would say no to it right away if I saw this somewhere at the mall at a price I liked.
01:09:34
Steve-O
Yeah, you you would grab that in a heartbeat.
01:09:37
Dick VanMeat
I'm not saying a heartbeat, but, you know, I would consider it possibly.
01:09:47
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
01:09:47
Steve-O
Apparently, Hungary and Turkey are the ones selling in those models.
01:09:52
Dick VanMeat
That's fucking funny, dude.
01:09:54
BeyBlade
yeah no dice no dice I can't do it I can't uh
01:09:55
Steve-O
No dice.
01:09:59
Steve-O
What about a Claire statue that's bigger than Pringles?
01:10:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:10:04
BeyBlade
you know hold on let's take a look let's take a closer look oh my goodness dude
01:10:06
Steve-O
but Mm.
01:10:13
BeyBlade
No, no, absolutely These are, how dare you. You know, we we almost like as a gag bought like a super pervy like anime statue to give away at like a give away at like one of those like white Christmases that we got invited to. then we got brutally sick because we wanted to see who would steal it.
01:10:38
BeyBlade
Like who the creep would have been. You know?
01:10:42
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
01:10:42
BeyBlade
It's like, oh, okay.
01:10:44
Dick VanMeat
You wanted to out somebody.
01:10:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, I was super willing to help someone.
01:10:49
Dick VanMeat
Damn.
01:10:49
BeyBlade
ah Well, now that my algorithm's ruined, um'll just post I'll just post this thing.
01:10:50
Dick VanMeat
That's some diabolical shit, dude.
01:10:55
BeyBlade
This awful thing that I just saw. um
01:11:00
Steve-O
damn it you found that really quick
01:11:00
Dick VanMeat
Jesus Christ.
01:11:02
BeyBlade
What? What? You guys don't...
01:11:05
Dick VanMeat
What have we here? Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
01:11:07
BeyBlade
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
01:11:11
Steve-O
based on what you've been looking up Devin we recommend this for you Jesus Christ what is this
01:11:14
BeyBlade
well my wait Let me see if this translates because the face on this picture, and dude, look at the click on the face or just like, no, I'm saying click on it and look at the face.
01:11:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's over.
01:11:25
Dick VanMeat
No, I'm not clicking on that.
01:11:29
BeyBlade
It's so bad.
01:11:33
BeyBlade
Just do it. Come on. Click it.
01:11:36
Steve-O
No, we're not doing that.
01:11:36
BeyBlade
Just do it. Okay.
01:11:38
Steve-O
You win, Devin. You win. devon you win
01:11:40
BeyBlade
And that's ladies and germs. That's how you win.
01:11:44
Steve-O
That's how you win the old podcast.
01:11:45
BeyBlade
yeah just You just out-goon everybody.
01:11:47
Dick VanMeat
no
01:11:48
Steve-O
Hey, Devin. At least.
01:11:50
BeyBlade
What?
01:11:53
Steve-O
At least I'm trying to think of a segue. I'm trying to think of a segue to move on to something.
01:11:55
BeyBlade
Oh, no, that's fine. We don't have to be cute with it. um I'm just going to say, with my with my current games, so I beat a RoboCop DLC, which was fun.
01:12:07
Steve-O
Okay.
01:12:08
BeyBlade
It was like a little expansion. And I beat Legacy of Kain's Soul Reaver.
01:12:10
Dick VanMeat
All right.
01:12:12
Dick VanMeat
Oh, you did? So is it as godlike as everyone says?
01:12:13
BeyBlade
I'm digging...
01:12:16
Dick VanMeat
Is it goaded?
01:12:16
BeyBlade
No, I mean, I beat it. I watched my brother beat it like when it came out. um That's a fun game. That is a fun game. It it plays. It's rough. It's a rough play a little bit. All they did was update the graphics. um But, you know, so like I'm in this weird kind of phase where I'm like, I'm basically in the holding pattern until RE9 comes out is what I realized.
01:12:47
BeyBlade
So I'm playing a little bit of this, a little bit of that, little bit of Banishers, little bit of, a you know, Soul Reaver. But i think I think it's time.
01:12:55
Steve-O
We're all waiting for our E9.
01:12:56
BeyBlade
I think I'm going to fire up eight.
01:12:59
Steve-O
You're going to do it. You're going get serious.
01:13:01
BeyBlade
Honestly, because i haven't I haven't beaten the DLC, but I want to beat the game again. You know what I mean?
01:13:08
Steve-O
Okay.
01:13:08
BeyBlade
Like, I want to just...
01:13:09
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:11
BeyBlade
Because I have, like, the new game plus, like, with everything... unlock You know what I mean? Like, I have just, like, the God run that I could just go on and just enjoy myself.
01:13:25
BeyBlade
But, you know, what are we going to
01:13:31
BeyBlade
What about, Steve, what are you been yeah what have you been playing, Steve?
01:13:31
Steve-O
well now's the time now's the time okay so um no i i haven't played sonic for a little bit um i uh delved into the early access of a game called hightail which is basically minecraft 2.0 over the weekend um
01:13:34
BeyBlade
You still ah playing Sonic?
01:13:39
BeyBlade
Wow. You grew up.
01:13:49
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, I did i saw that.
01:13:52
Steve-O
it's It's basically you know just Minecraft, but with all of the rough edges that Minecraft has where it's like there's a map. You just hit like the map button to pull up a map.
01:14:03
Steve-O
There's a compass at the top of your screen so you know where your like home is and stuff. um It's nice. It's nice Minecraft. It's Minecraft that was made in 2026.
01:14:15
Steve-O
so
01:14:16
BeyBlade
o okay
01:14:17
Steve-O
You know, ah the team is a bunch of people who have been working on like the most popular Minecraft server for like years and years where they've been doing like a bunch of minigame tournaments and stuff like that. So I think that's coming to the game at some point.
01:14:33
Steve-O
um So it'll be like, and I'm not in the mood to like just do Minecraft and like like cave and stuff. You'll be like, oh, do you want to do like a weird like ah like um everybody's trying to like battle and like the pillars are falling and stuff like that. Like you can do that. The combat feels a little bit like nicer than normal Minecraft fighting, but it's been fun. I've been really enjoying it.
01:14:55
Steve-O
So.
01:14:56
BeyBlade
How would you compare it to, because like to me it kind of just seems like more aesthetically closer to Minecraft, but it kind of gives me like Valheim vibes.
01:15:05
Steve-O
um You know, i could I could definitely tie the two together. Like, it's a lot of the DNA from Valheim where it'll be like, all right, well, you can farm.
01:15:10
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:15:16
Steve-O
And again, it's early access, so like there's like new stuff there. um The cool thing about it is it does reward you for like going out into the world and exploring.
01:15:27
Steve-O
ah They just added an update. it hasn't It hasn't even been out like a a complete week yet. but they added a secret underground jungle in certain places where there are just dinosaurs in existence.
01:15:41
Dick VanMeat
Mmh.
01:15:42
Steve-O
And we stumbled across this like somehow, because we were just like walking and we found a cave and then we started like going down the cave and then it just became a jungle. And we were like, Oh damn.
01:15:53
Steve-O
And it was cool. It was just like dinosaurs coming after us. And ah there was like tree houses and I was just I was just impressed because there's a lot more animals in the game, too. So it's like, oh, OK, like you're trying to get like kind of like an ecosystem going on here and they're doing the thing where systems affect systems a little bit. So I want to see, you know, more of it when it's further down the line. But as far as games that are in early access go.
01:16:23
Steve-O
I'm impressed for day one. And also, it was one of those games where you could play it day one. It's not like the servers were down or anything. It just worked.
01:16:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:16:35
Steve-O
i I played that.
01:16:36
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:16:37
Steve-O
I watched... What was that? The Naked Gun remake. I got to finally see that.
01:16:42
Dick VanMeat
I didn't watch that yet.
01:16:43
BeyBlade
Oh, you saw.
01:16:43
Steve-O
That was funny. It was very good.
01:16:48
BeyBlade
Do you have a favorite joke?
01:16:51
Steve-O
Um... There's a part where Batista just showed up and that made me laugh really hard.
01:16:55
BeyBlade
Okay. I think what really worked for me in the theater is the TiVo bit.
01:17:02
Steve-O
The Tivo bit's really funny.
01:17:03
BeyBlade
I fucking love the Tebow pit.
01:17:05
Steve-O
It's really good.
01:17:06
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:17:07
Steve-O
ah
01:17:11
Steve-O
It feels like one of those old movies, which I do really appreciate.
01:17:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, right?
01:17:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:16
BeyBlade
The song.
01:17:18
Steve-O
um I'm trying to think of anything else I did or watched. um I've been really on this weird YouTube kick where I'm watching people tie together Stephen King books to one another.
01:17:32
Steve-O
i don't know why.
01:17:32
Dick VanMeat
Interesting.
01:17:32
Steve-O
I don't know why. So that's kind of what, where I've been.
01:17:37
BeyBlade
Wait, I'm sorry. i My dogs are barking. um What about Stephen King?
01:17:42
Steve-O
Just I've been kind of just there was a part of me where I was I saw a video that was like, hey, tying together all of the Dark Tower stuff into one story.
01:17:43
BeyBlade
just
01:17:48
BeyBlade
o Oh, YouTube, YouTube. so please
01:17:52
Steve-O
And I just went down a rabbit hole of just watching like book connection reviews of people like connecting Salem's lot with, you know, the stand and all these things.
01:18:03
Steve-O
don't even think I've read any of these books except for the girl who loves Tom Gordon.
01:18:07
BeyBlade
and I was going to say, I was like, you should, you should just read a dark tower. I think, uh, I think that would have did a lot of work for you, but you know, that's, those are, those are chunky, chunky boys.
01:18:19
Steve-O
What if the movie was good? What if the movie was good and we were living in a timeline where I even cared? We might be because apparently the Mike Flanagan is working on a Dark Tower series for Amazon or something.
Mike Flanagan's Dark Tower Adaptation
01:18:35
Steve-O
Somebody.
01:18:35
BeyBlade
yeah
01:18:36
Steve-O
So and apparently his you know, he's the guy who did. um What was the one? Gerald's game.
01:18:43
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:18:44
Steve-O
So.
01:18:44
BeyBlade
Yeah. He also did a.
01:18:46
Dick VanMeat
That's the flan man, right?
01:18:47
Steve-O
That's the flan man.
01:18:48
BeyBlade
The Flan Man, dude.
01:18:49
Dick VanMeat
He's doing clay face.
01:18:52
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:18:52
Dick VanMeat
Right? Isn't he doing clay face?
01:18:53
Steve-O
Doing he's doing clay face.
01:18:53
BeyBlade
I'm pretty sure.
01:18:55
Steve-O
It seems like he's got his finger in a few pies.
01:18:56
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:58
Steve-O
So.
01:18:59
Dick VanMeat
He's a Stephen King sicko, it seems like.
01:19:02
Steve-O
Mm.
01:19:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's kind of one of those things where it's like, yeah, he's Dr. Sleep. um it's It's one those things where like he like gets gets it more than, like I think, Joe King does.
01:19:07
Steve-O
Dr. Sleepy.
01:19:14
Dick VanMeat
Oh, he did Dr. Sleep.
01:19:15
Steve-O
Mm.
01:19:16
Dick VanMeat
That's the shining sequel, right?
01:19:16
BeyBlade
I'm pretty...
01:19:18
Steve-O
I'm sorry. Joking.
01:19:20
BeyBlade
Yeah, his son, Stephen King's son.
01:19:22
Steve-O
Oh, okay, okay.
01:19:24
BeyBlade
Isn't his name joke of Joe Hill? Hold on.
01:19:26
Dick VanMeat
Joking.
01:19:26
Steve-O
That's fucked up if you name your son Joe King.
01:19:29
BeyBlade
um Hold on.
01:19:30
Steve-O
That's like what the Joker would name his son.
01:19:30
BeyBlade
Hold on. i um Joe Hill. So his last name is Hill. But like, is it guys?
01:19:40
Steve-O
it Is it? Is it? He changed this he changed his name.
01:19:42
BeyBlade
Is it? You got like fucking damn.
01:19:46
Steve-O
What am I, a joke to you, Dad?
01:19:46
BeyBlade
And
01:19:48
Steve-O
Yes! Your name's literally joking!
01:19:50
BeyBlade
friend to
01:19:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:19:54
BeyBlade
and then he dies.
01:19:54
Steve-O
Hits him with a car.
01:19:56
BeyBlade
Oh, man. uh, you know, we were talking about it. Uh, I, I, it's so earlier this week, but like, we're talking about just like people that just get so many at bats in terms of like their books.
01:20:10
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:20:10
BeyBlade
And it was like Stephen King, Tom Clancy. We're talking about a few of them, but like, don't know, man, like, does everything you do need to be a book?
01:20:23
Steve-O
Or a movie?
01:20:23
Dick VanMeat
Bye.
01:20:24
BeyBlade
Relax. Relax.
01:20:25
Steve-O
Or just like writing the books?
01:20:29
BeyBlade
No, it's like everything you they write just gets... um It just seems like it just automatically becomes a movie or a series.
01:20:38
Steve-O
Right. It gets adapted like instantly.
01:20:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. Adaption.
01:20:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:41
BeyBlade
That's the word.
01:20:41
Steve-O
No, Stephen stephen King. They try to adapt everything as Stephen King.
01:20:46
BeyBlade
He might he might be the king. Might be, the kitten the king i'd be yeah.
01:20:50
Steve-O
Literally. I think you might be right.
01:20:51
BeyBlade
too. getting he's doing the exorcist movie too
01:20:58
Steve-O
Oh, the one with um Black Widow. Scarlett Johansson.
01:21:01
Dick VanMeat
the quote unquote remake.
01:21:03
BeyBlade
Yeah. Exorcist Deceiver. Pretty sure. Preliminary cast. Yo, what is this?
01:21:15
BeyBlade
my God. IMDB is killing me. I don't know what's going on here. i don't like it. My favorite website. It's starting to look like trash. It's coming out this year.
01:21:27
BeyBlade
Is this true?
01:21:28
Steve-O
I think so. I think.
01:21:29
BeyBlade
Is this good? March 13th, 2026. I'd look at my list, but you guys ruined it.
01:21:36
Steve-O
um
01:21:37
BeyBlade
ah with With dick puns.
01:21:39
Steve-O
You probably shouldn't have let us be editors.
01:21:41
BeyBlade
No, I very much regret it.
01:21:46
BeyBlade
so do Very much so. Oh my God. I
01:21:53
Steve-O
If it makes you feel better, we're sorry.
01:21:55
BeyBlade
e i haven't never heard an apology from John.
01:21:58
Steve-O
Chris started it. I mean, to be fair, Chris was the one Chris was the one who's plugging away at it while you were going through it.
01:22:00
BeyBlade
johns John's just watching the Bears game. Yeah, for three hours.
01:22:07
Steve-O
And then he skipped this week because he just he didn't want to face the facts.
01:22:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, he was through even though we saw movie together.
01:22:17
Steve-O
He saw you earlier in the week.
01:22:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, of course not.
01:22:20
Steve-O
Well, yeah, it's not official until we're recording the podcast.
01:22:24
BeyBlade
yeah of course not Oh, my God. I accidentally joined the Discord voice channel by accident.
01:22:31
Dick VanMeat
Uh-oh.
01:22:31
BeyBlade
don't know how that happened.
01:22:32
Steve-O
Oh, who's in there? Is it just you?
01:22:34
BeyBlade
No one. Just me. I just clicked the wrong button.
01:22:35
Steve-O
Wow.
01:22:38
BeyBlade
Hold on. Did I break it?
01:22:41
Steve-O
No, you're here.
01:22:41
BeyBlade
No, I'm out.
01:22:41
Steve-O
We're listening.
01:22:42
BeyBlade
Okay. No, no. I was just. Because you know what? you You know who the real sickos are?
01:22:49
Steve-O
Who's that?
01:22:50
BeyBlade
Are the people that will just join the voice chat room if you're in it alone.
01:22:54
Steve-O
oh Oh, that's fair. You did that to me.
01:22:58
BeyBlade
I did that to you one time and, but I did it purely because i knew it was weird.
01:22:59
Steve-O
You did do that to me.
01:23:04
Steve-O
It is weird.
01:23:04
BeyBlade
Like I want it to make you uncomfortable.
01:23:06
Steve-O
The thing that I find the real sickos is the people who just go into voice chats and just sit there and wait.
01:23:14
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:23:15
Steve-O
Like, I see Paul do that all the time.
01:23:15
BeyBlade
So Paul, but while doing that all the time.
01:23:16
Steve-O
Yeah. Paul fucking is like a ghost that haunts certain fucking voice chats.
01:23:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:23:21
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's like, I'm just You know, because to me To me, that's like an animatronic just waiting for the motion detector to go off Just forever ready to creep you out Like, oh, hello, a customer Yeah, im alright
01:23:36
Steve-O
Oh, welcome in.
01:23:39
BeyBlade
don't like that one effing bit, dude No thank you, hard pass
01:23:50
BeyBlade
Jesus Christ.
01:23:51
Steve-O
um But we've got, a ah ah you know, a few other stuff.
01:23:53
BeyBlade
What we got going on?
01:23:54
Steve-O
We got a few other stuff we could touch on. Did you guys get to see the Avengers trailer with Cyclops?
01:24:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Didn't really do much for me.
01:24:02
BeyBlade
Wow, John. You know what? This is how we know John's.
01:24:04
Dick VanMeat
I mean, it was cool, I guess.
01:24:05
BeyBlade
of this is This is John's Josh Allen's not talented moment.
01:24:06
Dick VanMeat
But like...
01:24:09
BeyBlade
This is like, he's got a you're never going to give him the flowers.
01:24:09
Dick VanMeat
No.
01:24:14
BeyBlade
You just won't.
01:24:15
Dick VanMeat
What if flowers? What do they need flowers for?
01:24:17
BeyBlade
Listen, listen, I was, i was king hater. I was, I was top. I was the first round ballot pick.
01:24:24
Dick VanMeat
has got you? This is got you? The X-Men?
01:24:28
BeyBlade
The X-Men one got me. It got me. And then i was like, okay I was starting to get the tingles.
01:24:35
Dick VanMeat
And then the dont the Donut Lord, seeing the Donut Lord in there.
01:24:35
BeyBlade
Like, just because. Yeah.
01:24:39
Steve-O
You know, I'm glad he's getting his he's finally getting his Marvel paychecks.
01:24:39
BeyBlade
Donut Lord, dude.
01:24:40
Dick VanMeat
no
01:24:42
BeyBlade
Yeah. It's getting his moment, dude.
01:24:43
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:24:43
BeyBlade
Like, listen, listen, Those um my issues, I mentioned it before, but like it's just like the the smugness that they think they can post empty chairs for four hours and get you excited. They think they can show you Steve Rogers holding the baby and they think that's going like break the Internet. Right.
01:25:03
BeyBlade
Like that shit irks me. And then it's like, oh, Thor trailer. OK, OK. Then you realize, okay this is going to be like a thing. It's like a rollout. And then you get the X-Men one. And I was like, OK, because that's something you haven't seen before.
01:25:17
BeyBlade
Like not. I mean, yes, but no. Right. And then, you know, there was the the Wakanda Fantastic Four one. And I'm like, you know, I'm I'm but I'm Anakin in the pod racer screaming. It's working.
01:25:31
BeyBlade
You know, I'm getting I'm getting excited.
01:25:34
Steve-O
Okay. Let John be your Sebulba. Let him take shit out of your pod raiser.
01:25:38
BeyBlade
I don't want John to be a Sebulba about this.
01:25:42
Dick VanMeat
I mean, it's, it's cool, but it's like, it's, it's almost like it's expected.
01:25:46
BeyBlade
Well, Superman was cool, you know?
01:25:47
Dick VanMeat
No, no, but as I almost expected from this, this is basically just fucking love actually with Dr. Dune, you know?
01:25:54
BeyBlade
i don't...
01:25:54
Steve-O
i kind of I kind of want them to fail miserably.
01:25:54
BeyBlade
you
01:25:57
Steve-O
want it to be like, everybody has just been like,
01:25:58
BeyBlade
I mean, I think that's... You gotta fit... If you're making a two-part, you gotta bomb it in the first one.
01:26:04
Steve-O
You got No, I just mean like the movie.
01:26:05
BeyBlade
Or do... Wait, wait, I'm sorry. You...
01:26:07
Steve-O
I mean, the movie fails.
01:26:07
BeyBlade
you want the movie to bomb?
01:26:09
Steve-O
Yeah, I want people to be like, we're kind of done with this Marvel thing, man.
01:26:11
BeyBlade
Whoa.
01:26:13
Steve-O
You think Dr.
01:26:13
BeyBlade
Man, I don't...
01:26:14
Steve-O
Doom was enough? I love Dr. Doom, but you think Dr. Doom was enough? No, should have got Batman.
01:26:25
BeyBlade
I, uh...
01:26:26
Steve-O
Should have got Batman. Dude, if you, a dude, if fucking Captain America walked in that house, in that trailer, and fucking Batman was standing there and threw a batarang at his head, you'd be, you'd bought it your ticket day one.
01:26:28
BeyBlade
I don't know, man.
01:26:32
Dick VanMeat
you
01:26:37
BeyBlade
Wait, wait. Robert Pattinson. Oh, like would I buy? Would I see it? Yeah, of course.
01:26:43
Steve-O
Day one, Robert Pattinson Batman wearing in the absolute Batman suit.
01:26:46
BeyBlade
That guy would get folded in under a second.
01:26:53
BeyBlade
You kidding me?
01:26:56
Steve-O
We talk about Battinson.
01:26:56
BeyBlade
Like, Steve, you're you're joking.
01:26:57
Steve-O
You talk about Battinson.
01:26:58
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, I'm just saying like.
01:26:59
Steve-O
No, I'm talking about absolute Battinson.
01:27:03
BeyBlade
ah so So somebody that doesn't Sony that doesn't physically exist Who can't
01:27:04
Steve-O
Fatten that boy. Fatten that boy. up
01:27:10
Steve-O
I'm just saying, that's how you get me to go to the theater to go see those movies. Or, you know, they'll probably just do it by how they're doing it right now.
01:27:17
BeyBlade
So crossovers You're here saying yeah i need know I need to see a crossover to get me excited
01:27:19
Steve-O
I'm just saying yeah if at some point, if Steve Rogers and Bruce Wayne merge into one another, I'm in.
01:27:30
BeyBlade
Uh, why not?
01:27:30
Steve-O
I'm in.
01:27:34
BeyBlade
Sorry.
01:27:34
Steve-O
Dark Claw 2028.
01:27:35
BeyBlade
it Yeah, I was like, why not just Dark Claw, dude?
01:27:36
Steve-O
twenty twenty eight That's what I'm asking for. I'm asking for us to get Avengers versus ah ah the Justice League.
01:27:47
Steve-O
And then we can do the amalgamation universe.
01:27:54
BeyBlade
I remain be
01:27:56
Steve-O
Cause like Dr. Doom's cool. dr Doom's cool. But like can Dr. Doom really salvage? Did you see what they've been doing with? Cause Dune 3 comes out the same day, Devin.
01:28:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, Doones Day. You know what?
01:28:10
Steve-O
Doomsday. How are they going to beat that?
01:28:12
BeyBlade
I think at the end of the day, they're going to move it. Somebody's going to move.
01:28:20
Steve-O
cowards.
01:28:20
BeyBlade
um
01:28:20
Steve-O
Yes.
01:28:21
BeyBlade
i But listen, I kind of hope against hope that because that would be one of the scenarios where no one loses. Like, like yes, there's going to be a second place, but like they both should by all means like make a shitload of money.
01:28:38
Steve-O
yes
01:28:41
BeyBlade
So i'm I'm here for it, but I just think after you at the end of the day, somebody's gonna somebody he's going to move.
01:28:49
Steve-O
I think you kind of ah have to do the double feature thing.
01:28:49
BeyBlade
And I don't know who.
01:28:52
Steve-O
I think that's the way to do it.
01:28:54
BeyBlade
It's a fun trend. like It doesn't work all the time, but it's a fun trend that has shown promise.
01:29:01
Steve-O
It's how you get people to be like, oh, I do have to go to the movies.
01:29:06
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:29:06
Steve-O
There's two of them out now.
01:29:06
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:29:08
BeyBlade
There's a whole two movies to see.
01:29:10
Steve-O
There's a whole two movies I need to see.
01:29:13
BeyBlade
No, can I tell you?
01:29:17
BeyBlade
we've We've upgraded the AMC Stubbs Pass, by the way.
01:29:20
Steve-O
It goes higher.
01:29:22
BeyBlade
It goes high. You can get the popcorn pass, Steve. You know what that is?
01:29:27
Steve-O
What is that?
01:29:29
BeyBlade
You know what that is, John? That is $30
01:29:31
Dick VanMeat
What? Damn.
01:29:33
BeyBlade
for half price. Popcorn, large popcorn, now half price for the rest of the year.
01:29:41
BeyBlade
For only $29.99, I'm getting $5 popcorns now. I'm getting appropriately priced popcorn.
01:29:49
Steve-O
You know, today and tomorrow are the the bucket days at you bring 400 ounce or less container, doesn't matter what it is, to Cinemark, they'll fill it up.
01:29:50
BeyBlade
What a world. What a world I live in.
01:29:56
BeyBlade
Don't talk to me about Cinemark.
01:30:07
BeyBlade
ah you Remember how I just said there's like certain trends I like and certain trends I don't.
01:30:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:12
BeyBlade
The weird bring whatever you want trend that like GameStop did and like Cinemark's doing with popcorn is like, I don't like that.
01:30:22
Steve-O
What was Cinemark doing?
01:30:22
BeyBlade
That's just but like you just said, you said you can just bring in. Is it maybe I misunderstood you. Is it you can just bring something in and fill it up with popcorn?
01:30:33
Steve-O
Yeah, like you bring like a a small trash can in.
01:30:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:30:38
BeyBlade
That's yeah. Yeah. That's my point. I don't.
01:30:39
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:40
BeyBlade
Cause all it is, is just like, show us how weird you can be.
01:30:45
Steve-O
What um what did GameStop do?
01:30:46
BeyBlade
Show us how creepy. GameStop had a trade in literally anything day where people would just like trade in like literally anything.
01:30:52
Steve-O
Oh.
01:30:57
BeyBlade
They could trade in anything and it was up to the store owner, you know, the manager to like, you know, accept it or not.
01:31:03
Steve-O
They closed a lot of GameStops recently.
01:31:04
BeyBlade
It's like, Yeah, they did because the the CEO wanted to make like a a billion dollar bonus or something. Something stupid, you know.
01:31:16
BeyBlade
He basically said, I am willing to do this so i my numbers look better. And then if they do, I can get a crazy big bonus at at the end of the year.
01:31:27
Steve-O
I'm a crazy guy. I took in everything for trades. Do you know how many things I have now? I have all of them.
01:31:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, you have all the things.
01:31:35
Steve-O
I have all crazy things.
01:31:36
BeyBlade
See, i don't I don't think you do, dude.
01:31:38
Steve-O
So you're saying you don't, you don't want there, you want there to be some sort of stringent laws in popcorn and trade-ins.
01:31:39
Dick VanMeat
Bye.
01:31:44
BeyBlade
I just, like like, when did stores become, like, pseudo dump sites?
01:31:50
Steve-O
Is.
01:31:52
Steve-O
Ooh, that's fair.
01:31:53
BeyBlade
Like, I don't like, like, GameStop literally, it literally was...
01:31:57
Steve-O
But GameStop's always been a place where people would dump their children and be like, okay, we'll be back in an hour.
01:32:02
BeyBlade
Yeah, sure, but those kids had to leave, right? And, like, games and consoles are one thing. But, like, people were like, oh, here's my comic books. You want to trade it in? Give me something. I need to get an Xbox.
01:32:14
BeyBlade
Said no one, but you know you know what I mean.
01:32:15
Steve-O
Said no one.
01:32:18
BeyBlade
Like, here's a bunch of Sudafed medication. Like, give me give me something. ah Weird, and I didn't like it. and And the fact that people are like, oh, bring in...
01:32:29
BeyBlade
Like, you know, there's going be, did it already happen, Steve, the popcorn thing? Or is it ongoing?
01:32:33
Steve-O
ah It's today and tomorrow.
01:32:36
BeyBlade
Like, you know, some fucking freak's going to be like, come in with an array of like 12 condoms and be like, going to fill up my condoms with popcorn.
01:32:47
BeyBlade
And they're going to leave. And some creep's going to talk about it on the internet, like me. And it's going to just be like, why do we do this? I know why, to drum up business, but I just, I'm not a fan. And
01:33:06
Steve-O
I don't know where to Well, you know, I was just, I just told you something fun and you just, you, you played this weird card about fantasizing about men come into Cinemark and filling up condoms with popcorn and leaving and just,
01:33:06
BeyBlade
it sounds like you are, Steve. You are pro creep. No, no, no, no. You activated my rant.
01:33:23
BeyBlade
yeah what What's next? The dickhead who shows up with his shirt and he's just poured in there. Just poured in my shirt.
01:33:29
Steve-O
ah just i was I was just imagining buckets.
01:33:30
BeyBlade
I'll walk around with it and eat popcorn. No, dude.
01:33:33
Steve-O
Just like maybe like little pictures of things like something fun.
01:33:34
BeyBlade
No. No. You literally said a trash can.
01:33:40
Steve-O
yeah Yeah, I mean like if you they have a deal with Lowe's apparently where if you bring in the Lowe's bucket you get a soda too, I believe.
01:33:40
BeyBlade
That the first thing you said.
01:33:48
BeyBlade
What is a Lowe's bucket?
01:33:50
Steve-O
It's like a bucket that you can buy at Lowe's for like all-purpose bucket things and you you fill it up you get a yeah.
01:33:55
BeyBlade
Oh, like like that. And then Lowe's. Hold on. Lowe's bucket popcorn. like Do you really feel good about bringing in five-gallon popcorn?
01:34:05
Steve-O
How much was the extra popcorn passed, Devin? Let's get back to what you were talking about.
01:34:08
BeyBlade
30 bucks for the year.
01:34:09
Steve-O
30 bucks for a year. Okay. And how much is popcorn now?
01:34:11
BeyBlade
For me?
01:34:12
Steve-O
How much does popcorn cost?
01:34:14
BeyBlade
two um I think because I looked it up. I think it was like 975 or something like that for a large.
01:34:26
Steve-O
I could fill up a fucking Lowe's bucket, Devin, for $5 today and tomorrow.
01:34:27
Dick VanMeat
nine seventy five
01:34:30
BeyBlade
Steve, Steve, that's one that's one psychotic night. This is all year, baby.
01:34:38
Steve-O
It's all year. You're right.
01:34:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:34:40
Steve-O
You're right. Well, you know what?
01:34:41
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, dude. I like I don't want to know this guy.
01:34:44
Steve-O
you
01:34:46
BeyBlade
I don't want to know the guy that walks in and is like, I'm proud of this. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And they're like, check it out.
01:34:56
BeyBlade
And they post, they post.
01:34:56
Steve-O
I like that. I was just like, well, here's a fun fact. Or Devin's like, fuck you and your facts.
01:35:03
BeyBlade
No, no. You want some guy to be like, you showed up on a date.
01:35:05
Steve-O
I don't want that. i don't i don't work for Cinemark.
01:35:08
BeyBlade
You're going on a date and somebody goes, who look what I did.
01:35:09
Steve-O
What movies are even out in January?
01:35:10
BeyBlade
And I'm like, the bone temple, Steve, come on.
01:35:11
Steve-O
I think this is just a way for them to try.
01:35:13
Dick VanMeat
Bone Temple.
01:35:14
Steve-O
You're right. I forgot the fucking Bone Temple, the best movie of the year until Devin sees another movie this year.
01:35:21
BeyBlade
Nah, nah, nah.
01:35:21
Steve-O
Put it on your fucking 2026 best of list so you don't forget because every year, with it the everything we pick is within the last three months usually.
01:35:22
BeyBlade
We're in a...
01:35:25
BeyBlade
I am.
01:35:33
BeyBlade
Well, no. I mean, that's fair.
01:35:35
Steve-O
We have the object permanence of ah of a fly.
01:35:37
BeyBlade
Okay. i I mean, again, since since this list is objectively ruined, but I don't...
01:35:46
Steve-O
ah yeah, let me look at this list. I forgot.
01:35:48
BeyBlade
Yeah. Ernest returns to Silent Hill.
01:35:52
Steve-O
That wasn't me. That's a good one, though.
01:35:54
BeyBlade
Yeah. All my dates are messed up. Psycho killer. don't even know what that is.
01:36:00
Steve-O
That doesn't seem like it's been adjusted.
01:36:00
Dick VanMeat
Psycho killer?
01:36:02
BeyBlade
Yeah. Scream seven. ah bride The bride. Project Hail Mary. That's the next one where I'm like, okay, I'm pretty worked up for that.
01:36:10
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah. That's the next big one.
01:36:13
BeyBlade
For me. Yeah. That's March, dude.
01:36:16
Steve-O
March.
01:36:18
BeyBlade
You got a whole February of of movies not as good as the bone temple.
01:36:26
BeyBlade
right And I'm going to say it like that every time. The Bone Temple.
01:36:31
Steve-O
I'm sorry. I saw send help. My cock is on fire and I.
01:36:35
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
01:36:39
BeyBlade
Took me all day.
01:36:42
Steve-O
you know what you could do? You could just go in there and go to an earlier revision of it and just reset it all.
01:36:46
BeyBlade
not Now you know. no i know it wouldn't take It really wouldn't take that much effort to fix it.
01:36:49
Dick VanMeat
Thank
01:36:52
BeyBlade
um ah I know. Go see the, wait, Steve, you didn't see 28 years, did you?
01:37:02
Steve-O
No, no, I didn't.
01:37:04
BeyBlade
So Netflix, guys.
01:37:08
Steve-O
I'll wait for Bone Temple.
01:37:08
BeyBlade
Oh, oh, oh, you know what?
01:37:09
Steve-O
I'll go see Bone Temple. That one sounds good.
01:37:11
BeyBlade
You know what I'm so sorry, guys. I'm a fraud. oh i'm i'm a big fat I'm a big fat, stinky liar. Remember how I kept telling you guys about what a generational run I was on for Kino?
01:37:24
Steve-O
Yes.
01:37:25
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:37:26
BeyBlade
I forgot about one big black mark. And that's The Running. I saw The Running Man and I forgot I saw The Running Man because that movie, that movie's not good at all.
01:37:33
Steve-O
You mentioned this on discord.
01:37:39
Steve-O
Is that your turd of the year?
01:37:39
BeyBlade
I was, a
01:37:40
Steve-O
You think if you could retcon, if you could run it back,
01:37:43
BeyBlade
um no, no, no. I don't want to retcon because like no movie's going be worse than of the world Worlds.
01:37:50
Steve-O
you didn't see five nights of Fridays too, right?
01:37:53
BeyBlade
You know, like, and I get it.
01:37:55
Steve-O
See, John's always upset when you say that because he thought that was a great night.
01:37:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, we had a good time.
01:38:00
BeyBlade
was a great night with friends. Bad night for Kino.
01:38:03
Steve-O
You saw you saw this movie alone and you hated it I'd go right.
01:38:03
BeyBlade
You know what I mean?
01:38:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. Jenny went on an errand and I was just like alone. And I was like, uh, don't know. let me Let me fire it up. And ah so and I'm talking about the the Edgar Wright one that came out last year.
01:38:23
BeyBlade
It's just like there's nothing there's nothing in that in that movie that's like
01:38:23
Steve-O
The fall, dude.
01:38:30
BeyBlade
Edgar Wright, like it doesn't scream Edgar Wright. You know what I mean?
01:38:33
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:38:33
BeyBlade
Like as as much as I was disappointed in Last Night in Soho, and I was, like that still looked and felt like an Edgar Wright movie. This movie doesn't feel like his movie, like his style at all.
01:38:51
BeyBlade
And on top of that, and I don't know how much of this is the The script or the book, I don't know, but it's just like jarring idiot ball, like character moments and just just ah truly truly a bad movie. And it makes you almost want to frog check Edgar Wright.
01:39:10
Steve-O
Is this where the Stephen King ah adaption thing talk came about?
01:39:13
BeyBlade
I think that's what happened. I think that's maybe how why my brain kind of went there.
01:39:18
Steve-O
OK.
01:39:18
BeyBlade
um It's just, dude, almost want you guys to watch it.
01:39:25
Steve-O
I'll definitely watch it at some point.
01:39:26
BeyBlade
Like, I like... i I was... I loathed it. And I didn't think I'd care that much.
01:39:34
Steve-O
You load the damn that's strong.
01:39:36
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, I was like, this movie... I was like, this movie's fucking butt cheeks, dude.
01:39:40
Steve-O
In the reviews that I've seen for it, people say that it's okay until it gets to the airplane sequence. And that's where it kind of gets bad.
01:39:50
BeyBlade
no No. No, Because one... I mean, that's not great, to be honest, but it's that's like the end of the movie. And they change they change like the the one ending, um or I guess the ending in the book, which I don't want to say like I understand. like It makes sense in the context of the movie, at the very least.
01:40:14
BeyBlade
Because it was just like with technology and things like that, it just would have been really stupid. But
01:40:22
BeyBlade
I don't know, man. I just. ah
01:40:27
BeyBlade
I just it was a bad movie and it like upset me.
01:40:29
Steve-O
Kill?
01:40:30
BeyBlade
It's a kill, dude.
01:40:31
Steve-O
Damn.
01:40:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's ill. Marty Supreme Mary 28 years later, Bone Temple Mary.
01:40:38
Steve-O
like Mary's Supreme.
01:40:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, Yeah, but ah that movie was a kill. A gleeful kill, dude.
01:40:49
Steve-O
That's a shame. that's That's a shame. Edgar Wright, you should be ashamed of yourself.
01:40:54
BeyBlade
i don't I don't know what's going on with this guy.
01:40:54
Steve-O
You owe Devin an apology. You know, he might be washed.
01:40:57
BeyBlade
i love Baby Drop.
01:40:58
Steve-O
He might be licked. Baby Driver was fantastic.
01:41:01
BeyBlade
Yeah, but because it like he gave you hope, right? Because you're like, okay, he's not really working with um ah Simon Pegg anymore, Nick Frost, like,
01:41:07
Steve-O
Simon.
01:41:11
BeyBlade
not saying for good or bad reasons just like he's just not collaborating as much comes out with baby driver like ah man it's it's all him like he's he's just he's just great at it doesn't matter and then he puts out kind of two stinkers in a row and it bums me out man sucks
01:41:36
Dick VanMeat
I'm sorry that you went through that.
01:41:36
Steve-O
Well, yeah, that's...
01:41:38
BeyBlade
it was Guys, it was traumatizing.
01:41:39
Dick VanMeat
then No, no, wait, wait, hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you felt that way.
01:41:43
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:43
Dick VanMeat
That's what I got to say.
01:41:45
Steve-O
That's a good way. That's a good way to make him feel stupid about feeling about that.
01:41:49
Dick VanMeat
I'm sorry you felt that way, Devin.
01:41:50
Steve-O
That's such a fucking, like, passive-aggressive way to apologize.
01:41:55
Dick VanMeat
I know it's like the worst thing to say.
01:41:55
BeyBlade
Yeah. I'm sorry you got mad at me.
01:41:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:41:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:00
Dick VanMeat
ah
01:42:01
Steve-O
Oh, that's a... Ooh...
01:42:02
Dick VanMeat
That's gaslighting territory now.
01:42:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. Can I just say I kind of love gaslighting. Like, it's a sick...
01:42:07
Dick VanMeat
No, you can't say that.
01:42:09
BeyBlade
It's fun. so i can't Oh, is that bad?
01:42:10
Steve-O
Dude, I'm going to clip the shit out of that and turn it into a button.
01:42:11
BeyBlade
Is that bad? Should take that back i take back? I was just joking, guys. Just joking.
01:42:15
Steve-O
I love gaslighting.
01:42:15
Dick VanMeat
fucking sick. That's six David era. That's what that is. but
01:42:22
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, okay. I'll back out of that comment. I'll back out that one.
01:42:30
Steve-O
Let's back out of that and.
01:42:30
BeyBlade
it When it's in good fun, it's fun.
01:42:33
Steve-O
Oh, there you go.
01:42:33
BeyBlade
But...
01:42:33
Steve-O
As a little as a prank, a little goof.
01:42:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, as little prank, it's very fun to gaslight. In real life, over serious matters, bad form. Bad form, PETA.
01:42:43
Steve-O
Bad form. ah Let's go through some of the trailers and news that we dropped because we're getting a little long in the tooth.
01:42:49
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:42:50
Steve-O
So.
01:42:51
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. We got some old we got some older stuff. I think... Let's see, because I think the first one that we have up here is the the X-Men trailer, which we talked about.
01:43:01
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:02
BeyBlade
um This is getting negative interest. And I'm wondering if this is more because of. The subject material or if like this, because this kind of tells me more about a twenty four than it does anything else.
01:43:19
BeyBlade
But a Death of Robin Hood. By a twenty four Just like, it just looks like a movie. I don't know. It's like old, old man. Logan is too derivative which is just because it's like Hugh Jackman, but it's, it's just about like an aged Robin hood.
01:43:36
BeyBlade
And I don't know, man. i don't know if you guys watched it, but it really doesn't do anything for me.
01:43:40
Steve-O
I haven't watched it I have seen people angry at the marketing campaign for it.
01:43:46
BeyBlade
Because it's just lazy.
01:43:48
Steve-O
No. So the marketing campaign is, I think the slogan is he wasn't doing it for the poor all along or something like that.
01:43:56
BeyBlade
ah Wow, really?
01:43:57
Steve-O
And people are like, whoa, you're taking like a, like a guy who is like a hero of the people.
01:44:00
BeyBlade
Hold on. Steve, I'm back in.
01:44:03
Steve-O
Oh, you're back in.
01:44:04
BeyBlade
I'm back in.
01:44:04
Steve-O
now here So yeah, this is what I've been seeing is people are like, what the fuck you're taking.
01:44:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:44:05
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:44:09
BeyBlade
ouch
01:44:11
Steve-O
You're taking the hero of the people and making him a villain.
01:44:15
BeyBlade
I mean, the real I'll be honest.
01:44:16
Steve-O
this is all i've seen about this
01:44:19
BeyBlade
I didn't get any of that from the trailer, but maybe I didn't watch. Maybe I just, I was.
01:44:24
Steve-O
i'll show you the poster and i'll so i'll see if i can find any of the backlash online right
01:44:26
BeyBlade
yeah Because it's definitely it's it's definitely like that like grizzled, like, a I don't do that stuff anymore.
01:44:38
BeyBlade
Like type type trailer. You know what I mean?
01:44:40
Steve-O
right
01:44:42
BeyBlade
But yeah, find that post and I'll take a look at it. um a Fun trailer for They Will Kill You, which is don't know if you guys saw Ready or not.
01:44:56
BeyBlade
But it's it's kind of like that vibe.
01:44:56
Dick VanMeat
Nah.
01:44:58
BeyBlade
Basically, it's it's a fun subgenre of horror movies that hasn't quite gotten old for me yet. But it's basically the, oh these people are going to hunt down and kill this seemingly innocent person. And then it finds out they're like a badass survivalist or they're just like a psycho themselves.
01:45:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:45:21
BeyBlade
And, you know, it's just it's not the first time. It's not even the third time I've seen it, but it's it's not the 100th time that I've seen it. So I'm still it's still kind of does something for me. Wonder Man trailer.
01:45:36
BeyBlade
I don't know, man. I just these aren't doing anything for me at this point. And then ah we got the Dave Batista, Jason Momoa, just like, let's just fuck around and hang out project.
01:45:52
BeyBlade
And the only thing that's weird to me, and I'm way out of my depth here, but from my very ignorant standpoint, what I'm confused by is that it seems like Dave Batista is the old grizzled Hawaii cop.
01:46:12
BeyBlade
And Jason Momoa is the reckless, younger Hawaii cop. And a lot of it seems like Dave Bautista just being mad that Jason Momoa is like not respectful.
01:46:26
BeyBlade
But I'm like, are they passing Dave Bautista off as Hawaiian? Is that...
01:46:32
Dick VanMeat
Is he Hawaiian?
01:46:33
BeyBlade
No, he well, he's Filipino.
01:46:36
Dick VanMeat
I know he's part Filipino, yeah.
01:46:36
BeyBlade
But again, yeah maybe maybe he is part Hawaiian. Maybe... Is Dave...
01:46:42
Dick VanMeat
Oh, you mean American? Is that what you meant? but Hawaiian?
01:46:46
BeyBlade
Oh, boy.
01:46:47
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:46:49
BeyBlade
yeah I don't know. 6-7.
01:46:50
Dick VanMeat
Six-dabbit!
01:46:52
BeyBlade
Isn't that fun, guys? ah Is Dave Bautista Hawaiian? i don't It just seemed like a weird... No, he's not. He's an American actor, Filipino, and Greek descent. I don't know.
01:47:06
BeyBlade
this Is this Hawaii face? Are we canceling Dave Bautista? Only Steve would know.
01:47:15
Steve-O
I don't. I don't. But I am happy that I was the first to recognize Batista on the shirt that John showed us.
01:47:17
BeyBlade
He gets pass? He gets the official pass?
01:47:23
Dick VanMeat
Oh, the shirt that we got. That's like a weird angle.
01:47:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:47:27
Dick VanMeat
i was like, that's Batista? What the fuck?
01:47:29
BeyBlade
Yeah, that is a weird angle. But you are he looks completely different with hair and that and that landing strip goatee.
01:47:33
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:47:37
BeyBlade
So I will say that. ah This actually hasn't happened yet. I think we're looking forward to this this week. But there's going to be an Xbox developer direct um to january Thursday of this week.
01:47:52
BeyBlade
So we're going to find out that all these games are either delayed or coming to PlayStation or both. So that's, I mean, where are my X spots at, guys?
01:48:04
BeyBlade
Hands up.
01:48:05
Steve-O
I made a bid.
01:48:05
BeyBlade
Thumbs up.
01:48:06
Steve-O
I made a bid today.
01:48:06
BeyBlade
X's up. You made a bid?
01:48:07
Steve-O
i made a I made a bid in the fantasy drafts today.
01:48:09
BeyBlade
Oh, my God. Oh, today. All right.
01:48:11
Steve-O
Today.
01:48:12
Dick VanMeat
ah Yeah, what happened?
01:48:12
BeyBlade
Today.
01:48:13
Dick VanMeat
Let me see.
01:48:14
Steve-O
Today. I saw rain went on a
01:48:17
BeyBlade
Well, he did, not not to get sidetracked, but he did the right thing. Some people did the thing that we just shouldn't be doing anymore. I don't want to, guys.
01:48:30
BeyBlade
I don't want to see $20 bids in January.
01:48:33
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's why all my bids were like on dollar.
01:48:35
BeyBlade
but You don't want to be over. Yeah. Yeah.
01:48:37
Steve-O
Uh-oh.
01:48:38
BeyBlade
I bid five bucks and I felt like a I, Oh, what what's that, Steve? What you bid $25 on.
01:48:42
Steve-O
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
01:48:45
BeyBlade
Oh boy.
01:48:46
Steve-O
Not 25. Not 25.
01:48:47
BeyBlade
okay. So maybe maybe if i bid
01:48:51
Dick VanMeat
whom
01:48:52
BeyBlade
ah well
01:48:52
Steve-O
You can go a little less.
01:48:55
BeyBlade
okay twenty one twenty one dollars ah I just, i don't I don't want to be seeing that stuff. as As somebody...
01:49:05
Steve-O
He was no hero, Devin.
01:49:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, wait, wait, hold on. yeah particular Unambiguously a hero. And if you disagree, you're an apologist. For the crown? Holy shit.
01:49:22
Steve-O
People got real worked up over this poster drop on Discussing Films.
01:49:22
BeyBlade
He was no hero. Dude. that's ah That's pretty stupid. like he wasn't Because he was like, I fucking killed people with a bow and arrow. That's a psychotic thing to do. In any era, even where bows and arrows were common, that's crazy.
01:49:43
Steve-O
I mean, they yeah they thought dragons were real.
01:49:43
BeyBlade
ah You get that, right? Not you, but like but like like, dude, let's just let's just assume Robin Hood, for the sake of argument, was a real historical figure.
01:49:56
BeyBlade
He murdered a lot of people with a bow and arrow. Maybe not murder. He killed a lot of people with a bow and arrow. That's nuts.
01:50:05
Steve-O
I actually don't know how many people Robin Hood supposedly killed.
01:50:08
BeyBlade
According to this, quite a lot.
01:50:10
Steve-O
I think he just won like an archery contest.
01:50:11
BeyBlade
He was no hero, Steve.
01:50:13
Steve-O
He was no hero.
01:50:15
BeyBlade
He was no hero. You know, even worse. I just won a contest. I'm just good at archery. I'm no hero. What's worse?
01:50:22
Steve-O
oh you know what? I'm no hero.
01:50:23
BeyBlade
Being grizzled or being a fraud.
01:50:24
Steve-O
I was on. i was on prices, right? And I just won a new car. I'm no hero.
01:50:28
BeyBlade
Yeah. Oh, yo, another patented Devin-approved side rant. You know what I found out today?
01:50:38
Steve-O
What's that?
01:50:39
BeyBlade
Only important to me. You know Bruce Faulkner? Or Bruce Faulkner, I should say? Known for the American a score for Dragon Ball z Like some of the sickest beats, right?
01:50:56
BeyBlade
Like for the American dubbing of Dragon Ball Z. Apparently that guy worked with four other people or three other people. And Bruce Faulkner only did about 10% of the entire score.
01:51:09
Steve-O
Are you kidding me?
01:51:10
BeyBlade
But they released us like ah like a collection. And it's just called the Bruce Faulkner like mix or whatever. And then everyone else was written off of like, like they were just like vague contributors.
01:51:24
BeyBlade
But if you look at the actual data, he's only done like 10% of all the music.
01:51:29
Steve-O
I must say it, Devin. Bruce Faulkner. He was no hero.
01:51:34
BeyBlade
He was no hero. He was a fraud, just like Edgar Wright. That guy was never good. Okay.
01:51:40
Steve-O
That's not true. That's this ambiguous.
01:51:41
BeyBlade
He was never.
01:51:42
Steve-O
You used other movies of his to reference when he was good.
01:51:43
BeyBlade
He's like Josh Allen. He's like Josh Allen of, of directors.
01:51:46
Dick VanMeat
Ciao.
01:51:47
BeyBlade
Right.
01:51:48
Steve-O
um but Wait, does he have an Oscar? Because using that logic, if you have an Oscar, then you're good.
01:51:53
BeyBlade
ah Does, I don't think he does, dude. Have an Academy Award.
01:52:03
BeyBlade
No.
01:52:04
Steve-O
Dude.
01:52:05
BeyBlade
He got three nominations.
01:52:06
Steve-O
Yeah, doesn't didn't win.
01:52:08
BeyBlade
But, no, didn't win. Yeah, you know, it goes.
01:52:10
Steve-O
Didn't win.
01:52:11
BeyBlade
Well, does that count as going to the Super Bowl if you get nominated?
01:52:12
Steve-O
Not elite. Not elite.
01:52:14
BeyBlade
Not elite, dude. Honestly, Chris might be right. I would not consider Edgar Wright an elite director anymore.
01:52:23
Steve-O
You know what? Hold on. Let me go through some directors and we'll go.
01:52:28
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:52:29
Steve-O
We'll say if they're elite or not, and I will pull up their IMDb's or their awards.
01:52:33
BeyBlade
Wait, wait. Are we talking about elite overall or elite today?
01:52:38
Steve-O
Did they win a fucking award, Devin?
01:52:41
BeyBlade
Well, all right.
01:52:42
Steve-O
That makes them elite.
01:52:42
BeyBlade
cause cause chris Because Chris made a comment.
01:52:43
Steve-O
No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:52:45
BeyBlade
Chris...
01:52:45
Steve-O
I'm sorry. i went I went full joke food. And what I should say is, in your minds, do you think this is a director who is considered elite?
01:52:51
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:52:53
Steve-O
And then we'll look up to see if they are indeed an award-winning director.
01:53:00
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:53:01
Steve-O
All right. So... um let's Let's start at the beginning. We'll go alphabetical for this list, okay?
01:53:10
BeyBlade
like of every director ever.
01:53:11
Steve-O
And we're only gonna do Oscars, because that's the only real award.
01:53:16
BeyBlade
Okay. Not a Tony. Not a.
01:53:20
Steve-O
Akira Kurosawa.
01:53:24
BeyBlade
Not elite. He's dead.
01:53:26
Dick VanMeat
Oh, not elite.
01:53:29
Steve-O
Devon, do you think Kurosawa is not an elite director?
01:53:30
BeyBlade
No.
01:53:32
Dick VanMeat
And we're only doing this.
01:53:33
Steve-O
You can't do your own side joke while I'm doing a joke, Devin.
01:53:33
Dick VanMeat
Chris isn't on here.
01:53:37
BeyBlade
I'm stuck in the pit. I can't get out.
01:53:38
Steve-O
He's stuck in the bit.
01:53:39
BeyBlade
No, no, he's elite. He's elite. I don't like that you said alphabetical order and then didn't expand on that because it really just seems like you might just be going...
01:53:47
Steve-O
Oh, I took a list of top 100 film directors.
01:53:49
BeyBlade
ah Okay. All right.
01:53:52
Steve-O
So, okay.
01:53:53
BeyBlade
Okay. Yeah.
01:53:55
Steve-O
Okay, has won an Academy Award. So, elite.
01:53:59
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:54:00
Steve-O
Elite.
01:54:01
BeyBlade
He was always elite.
01:54:02
Steve-O
Always elite.
01:54:02
BeyBlade
Let's be honest.
01:54:03
Steve-O
Not even a question.
01:54:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:54:05
Steve-O
I'm going scroll down. Alfred Hitchcock.
01:54:08
BeyBlade
Elite.
01:54:09
Steve-O
John? Alfred Hitchcock elite?
01:54:11
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, elite. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
01:54:13
BeyBlade
Elite.
01:54:14
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it has to be.
01:54:17
Steve-O
I'm sorry.
01:54:18
Dick VanMeat
He's Josh Allen elite. He's a stat monkey.
01:54:21
Steve-O
Alfred Hitchcock does not have alfred hitchcock does not have an Academy Award.
01:54:22
Dick VanMeat
He's a stat monkey.
01:54:26
BeyBlade
Dude.
01:54:27
Dick VanMeat
Oh, so Chris wouldn't think he's elite, man.
01:54:30
Steve-O
not leave And keep in mind, I'm basing this off of a very quick Google search where a list of awards comes up. And if I don't see Academy Award. Yeah, only a nominee.
01:54:40
Steve-O
I'm sorry. Only a nominee for Hitchcock.
01:54:42
Dick VanMeat
Wow.
01:54:43
Steve-O
Not elite. I'm going to keep scrolling. Lee.
01:54:50
Dick VanMeat
um
01:54:52
BeyBlade
Listen, I know he has one, but he's not elite.
01:54:56
Dick VanMeat
Listen, I love Brokeback Mountain. So. And Incredible Hulk. No, I'm just kidding. um
01:55:04
BeyBlade
Actually,
01:55:06
Dick VanMeat
um Yeah, yeah, he's not elite, Hang Lee.
01:55:07
BeyBlade
am I? I'm definitely.
01:55:09
Steve-O
Ang Lee not elite. I'm sorry. Ang Lee has three Academy Awards.
01:55:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, not elite.
01:55:13
Dick VanMeat
That's the robber.
01:55:13
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. So Chris.
01:55:14
Steve-O
Life of Pi, Brokeback Mountain, Crouching Tiger, tiger Hidden Dragon.
01:55:18
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, none of those are good.
01:55:19
Dick VanMeat
chris would the Chris would think he's he's clutch. Chris would say, oh he's clotch he's clutch.
01:55:21
Steve-O
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:55:22
Dick VanMeat
He's clutch.
01:55:23
Steve-O
That's Ben Affleck.
01:55:24
BeyBlade
Whoa, yo, dude, how elite is he?
01:55:29
Steve-O
Ben Affleck.
01:55:29
BeyBlade
Director, not elite.
01:55:31
Dick VanMeat
Just as a presence.
01:55:33
Steve-O
Ben Affleck.
01:55:33
Dick VanMeat
Which position? Quarterback?
01:55:36
Steve-O
ah
01:55:36
Dick VanMeat
Running back? Yeah.
01:55:38
Steve-O
Is Ben Affleck as a director elite?
01:55:38
BeyBlade
You know, Ben Affleck, I think Ben Affleck is the closest to a Josh Allen comparison. I think we get white guy, pretty good, maybe not great, probably gets a lot further than he should based off his skill set.
01:55:53
BeyBlade
Who knows? Sorry, I'm just looking up Ang Lee's IMDb. Dude, last fucking movie this guy did was Gemini, man.
01:56:01
Steve-O
That's funny. I think after Gemini Man, you got to shut it down.
01:56:02
BeyBlade
In 2019. you get oscar not You get Oscar wins and then you come out with one shitty Will Smith movie that never looked good.
01:56:05
Steve-O
You got to close, close it.
01:56:13
BeyBlade
And you're...
01:56:14
Steve-O
And you're done. You just pack it up.
01:56:16
BeyBlade
You're done, dude. It's a tough tough crowd, man.
01:56:19
Steve-O
Well, for Ben Affleck, I'll have you know, Elite has an Academy Award for Argo and Academy Award for Good Will Hunting.
01:56:29
BeyBlade
I know. know. I know he hasn't. It's just, you know.
01:56:33
Steve-O
Best picture, Devin Argo.
01:56:35
BeyBlade
Yeah. That movie's okay.
01:56:40
Steve-O
I'm so yeah, but like he won the big one.
01:56:42
BeyBlade
I know he did.
01:56:43
Steve-O
He won the big one, Devin. How is he not elite using using the logic?
01:56:47
BeyBlade
He's...
01:56:49
Steve-O
Alfred Hitchcock, not elite. Ben Affleck elite.
01:56:52
BeyBlade
Were Oscars even a thing when Albert Hitchcock was running around?
01:56:55
Steve-O
Don't fucking worry about it, man. Don't fucking worry about it.
01:56:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:56:58
Steve-O
Why are you always
01:56:58
BeyBlade
Also, heart the horror genre was never.
01:57:02
Steve-O
always... He was nominated.
01:57:03
BeyBlade
And thriller.
01:57:04
Steve-O
He was nominated um a few times.
01:57:07
BeyBlade
Who would do you lose to? Fucking Tootsie?
01:57:11
Steve-O
1961, he was nominated for Best Director for Psycho. um
01:57:17
BeyBlade
What beat him?
01:57:17
Steve-O
So Tootsie's not that old.
01:57:18
BeyBlade
What beat that?
01:57:19
Steve-O
Tootsie is not from the 60s, by the way. that
01:57:22
BeyBlade
Yo, wait, wait. another Another mini side rant in our already like five layers deep of side rants.
01:57:27
Steve-O
Yes.
01:57:28
BeyBlade
I don't think I could... Jenny asked me. She's like, what year do you think... She's like, what year do you think ah um Wizard of Oz came out?
01:57:40
BeyBlade
And I fucking could not remember. And I said something insane like...
01:57:44
Steve-O
what did What did you say? 1958.
01:57:46
BeyBlade
Wizard... I was like, i don't know, 1958? I was like years off.
01:57:50
Steve-O
nineteen fifty a
01:57:50
BeyBlade
i Yeah, yeah. Totally fucking blanked, right? Total blank mode. I can tell the difference between a movie in the 70s and the 90s, but like once we get 60s and like backwards, maybe 50s and backwards, it gets real tight.
01:58:11
BeyBlade
It's hard.
01:58:13
Steve-O
is the first It's the first movie that was in color, Devin.
01:58:13
BeyBlade
ah You may...
01:58:17
Steve-O
it was the first movie that was in color.
01:58:17
BeyBlade
Dude, trust me. Steve, Steve, I too have a bachelor's degree in in film, in radio, TV, and film.
01:58:24
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:58:25
BeyBlade
And I just completely forgot.
01:58:28
Steve-O
eight
01:58:29
BeyBlade
I know, man. I was like, ugh.
01:58:30
Steve-O
but
01:58:33
BeyBlade
But like, what the fuck's 20 years? Like, what's a 1958 movie? Give me one. Hold on. Movies in...
01:58:40
Steve-O
i'll tell you what though
01:58:41
BeyBlade
give me one walnut
01:58:42
Steve-O
um I'm going to say 1958, A Streetcar Named Desire.
01:58:43
BeyBlade
<unk> in
01:58:47
Steve-O
um'm I'm pulling that off the top of my head. i don't know if it's actually 58. Vertigo's 58?
01:58:50
BeyBlade
Vertigo, right? Vertigo.
01:58:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:55
BeyBlade
Yeah, 1958. Vertigo could have came out and I would have said, that's probably the same decade. that's That's where I was at. Like, I don't know, man.
01:59:06
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:59:06
Steve-O
That's fair. Honestly, no, I'm kind of with you there in like the black and white movies. I'll say that psycho really fucks things up because that's a sixties movie. That's in black and white.
01:59:17
BeyBlade
Yeah. The fly. Well, I guess the the original fly. All right. all right. Now we're cheating a little bit. a Attack of the 50 foot woman came out in 1958.
01:59:29
BeyBlade
you What if you really saw that movie and you were like, and I was like, pick a decade. I don't think you could.
01:59:34
Steve-O
I could say the 50s. I could say the 50s for Attack of the 54 Woman.
01:59:36
BeyBlade
Maybe, maybe. Okay. Maybe it maybe just aesthetics wise, but like.
01:59:39
Steve-O
does The science fiction and like nonsense and that.
01:59:40
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
01:59:42
Steve-O
Yeah, pull it yeah give me a random movie and I'll give you an era for it.
01:59:43
BeyBlade
right. Now it was a, it was a,
01:59:47
Steve-O
I'll give you the era. I'll give you at least the correct decade.
01:59:49
BeyBlade
ah
01:59:54
Steve-O
And if not, Devin, then you're you're right. You can tell Jenny that Steve fucked up.
01:59:59
BeyBlade
um Let's see.
02:00:01
Steve-O
You can say that I'm the one who told you Wizard of Oz came out in 1973.
02:00:06
BeyBlade
You know what? ah The Razor's Edge.
02:00:14
BeyBlade
American drama film based off a novel.
02:00:16
Steve-O
Fuck, I don't know what this is. i don't know what this is.
02:00:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
02:00:19
Steve-O
so
02:00:19
BeyBlade
See?
02:00:21
Steve-O
Razor's Edge, I'm going to say it kind of sounds like a hard-boiled noir. Yeah.
02:00:29
Steve-O
I'm going to say 1940s.
02:00:33
BeyBlade
right, all right.
02:00:34
Steve-O
All right, let's go.
02:00:36
BeyBlade
ah
02:00:41
BeyBlade
Let's see. This is tough. Because, to be fair, you're in a whole decade, dude.
02:00:46
Steve-O
That's a whole decade.
02:00:46
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:00:47
Steve-O
It's a whole decade.
02:00:47
BeyBlade
Yeah. and da thetatataoooo
02:00:52
Steve-O
Can I hit you with one, Devin?
02:00:53
BeyBlade
Yeah, give me one. Yeah, we'll we'll volley. We'll do a volley.
02:00:56
Steve-O
Okay. Devin. To Kill a Mockingbird.
02:01:04
Dick VanMeat
19... Wait, you to just get the decade?
02:01:06
Steve-O
Just give me the decade.
02:01:06
Dick VanMeat
19...
02:01:07
BeyBlade
It's a death game.
02:01:10
Steve-O
I can give you some actors.
02:01:13
Dick VanMeat
Give me one act Give us one actor.
02:01:14
Steve-O
One actor.
02:01:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:01:15
Steve-O
Gregory Peck. 1962. 1962.
02:01:18
Dick VanMeat
nineteen thirty s
02:01:20
BeyBlade
1940s. See? forties
02:01:23
Steve-O
ninety sixty two
02:01:25
BeyBlade
see do See what I mean, man?
02:01:27
Steve-O
No, honestly, that's one that I thought was way older myself.
02:01:31
Dick VanMeat
fucking Walter Peck.
02:01:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:01:34
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:01:35
BeyBlade
I don't fucking know, man.
02:01:37
Steve-O
Walter.
02:01:40
BeyBlade
I think Chris would be stabbing.
02:01:42
Steve-O
Chris would be Chris would be bagging on us right now.
02:01:43
BeyBlade
He's hitting a wall right now. Yeah, yeah. But like, know.
02:01:47
Dick VanMeat
Not elite, you would say.
02:01:49
Steve-O
Not elite.
02:01:50
BeyBlade
You know what, Steve? Gone with the win.
02:01:52
Steve-O
Gone with the wind.
02:01:52
BeyBlade
What year? Just give me a year.
02:01:53
Steve-O
would You want the exact year?
02:01:54
Dick VanMeat
nineteen twenty s
02:01:56
BeyBlade
I mean, yeah just give me a year and I'll and i'll and i'll tell you how bad.
02:01:56
Dick VanMeat
nineteen nineteen twenty s
02:01:59
Steve-O
Gone with the Wind
02:02:00
BeyBlade
All
02:02:03
BeyBlade
right, give me. All right, so you got the decade. Give me a year, though.
02:02:07
Steve-O
Okay. Okay. nineteen um i'm going to say nineteen thirty nine
Classic 1930s Movies and Mummy Movie Failures
02:02:16
BeyBlade
it. thirty nine s it same year Same year as Wizard of Oz.
02:02:22
Steve-O
that's interesting okay
02:02:22
BeyBlade
Also, well, ah earlier in that decade, Frankenstein. Like, the first one.
02:02:27
Steve-O
That's wild. To think that that came out. It's the juxtaposition between the quality of these movies are all over the place.
02:02:34
BeyBlade
Yeah. I mean, you know, great it's just, I don't know, man. There's just, there's, it's a weird blind spot. My my noise for effect. It's a weird blind spot, man.
02:02:48
BeyBlade
ah Lost Horizon, 1930s. Who the fuck knows?
02:02:54
Steve-O
Yeah, we can move on from this.
02:02:54
BeyBlade
Anyway, anyway, um so we're we're like we're like five Inception layers deep. I don't know how we get out of this hole.
02:03:00
Steve-O
Yeah. um There's a movie called They Will Kill You that has a trailer. Tell me more.
02:03:08
BeyBlade
Oh, sorry. Steve, this is the movie I was just talking about.
02:03:11
Steve-O
That's how I try.
02:03:12
BeyBlade
This is the movie I was just talking about.
02:03:13
Steve-O
Okay. Is that how I get us out of this?
02:03:15
BeyBlade
You fool.
02:03:16
Steve-O
Oh, man.
02:03:17
BeyBlade
Dude, you're like three trailers behind, dude.
02:03:20
Steve-O
Wait, what?
02:03:21
BeyBlade
You're behind... Yeah!
02:03:23
Steve-O
um was trying to pull us out.
02:03:25
BeyBlade
I know, but you could have pulled us out. You pulled us out too soon.
02:03:28
Steve-O
I got, dude, I got lost.
02:03:29
BeyBlade
like as Like Ezra Miller in in Man of Steel.
02:03:29
Steve-O
I got lost.
02:03:33
BeyBlade
Or Superman v.
02:03:34
Steve-O
Oh, in Flash.
02:03:35
BeyBlade
Batman. Yeah, you're too early.
02:03:37
Steve-O
I was too soon.
02:03:38
BeyBlade
I'm too early!
02:03:41
Steve-O
He was no hero.
02:03:42
Dick VanMeat
She's the key.
02:03:42
BeyBlade
No, no, we... Alright, so we were... We were talking about the Xbox Direct that's coming out in twenty this week.
02:03:49
Steve-O
Right.
02:03:50
BeyBlade
Getting dropped this week. Some gold gloves happened, but that's far we're far too out of that. um Speaking of 30s, though, there's a Mummy a mummy trailer.
02:04:02
BeyBlade
i Lee Cronin.
02:04:03
Steve-O
Is Brendan Fraser in this?
02:04:06
BeyBlade
No, it's just the Blumhouse trailer.
02:04:07
Steve-O
Then it's bullshit.
02:04:09
BeyBlade
you just
02:04:10
Dick VanMeat
He's not in it?
02:04:12
BeyBlade
No, no this is ah this is like a different one. this is like ah This is by the the guy who did Evil Dead Rise.
02:04:19
Steve-O
I like that. That's fun.
02:04:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:04:21
Steve-O
It's not my favorite.
02:04:23
BeyBlade
It's not my favorite, but I liked it. And he's just doing a mummy movie. I don't know if it's remake. He's just doing a creepy mummy movie. And if there's one thing that is never scary, it's a mummy.
02:04:37
Steve-O
Why are we trying to make mummies scary?
02:04:37
BeyBlade
i've never Have you ever seen a scary mummy, dude?
02:04:41
Steve-O
um
02:04:43
BeyBlade
Like, truly. like Has there ever been a mummy in a movie that frightened you?
02:04:46
Steve-O
Oh, not in a movie, but Tim and I did play a mummy horror game where I died and then I became a mummy, but I was a good mummy.
02:04:57
Steve-O
And I was helping Tim know who was the bad mummy and who was the good mummy.
02:04:57
BeyBlade
See?
02:05:01
BeyBlade
You know what? That would drive Galani crazy. Because much like the Predator, you can't have a good Predator.
02:05:08
Steve-O
Okay, so here it is. So Chris hates hockey.
02:05:10
BeyBlade
Okay. Okay.
02:05:11
Steve-O
Chris hates mummy. Chris hates predator.
02:05:14
BeyBlade
If you're friendly, he doesn't like you. He wants you to be scary and distant.
02:05:19
Steve-O
He wants he wants you to be. If you're supposed to be a monster, be that monster.
02:05:28
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:05:29
Steve-O
Which I don't think i don't know if Chris and Guillermo del Toro would get along.
02:05:29
BeyBlade
I don't care if you've been...
02:05:34
BeyBlade
No, dude. I don't... Yeah, I don't think he cares if You know, the I don't know where I'm Chris is a psychopath.
02:05:45
Steve-O
No, Chris is not a psychopath.
02:05:46
BeyBlade
Like he if he's a psychopath, because if you you can't if you change, he doesn't like it. he He's like, how dare you? You can't change the formula.
02:06:01
BeyBlade
You can't make the mummy good. If you make a good movie, it ruins the mummy.
02:06:05
Steve-O
That's what the here's the thing, though, right? If I'm watching, if I'm going to see the mummy and I don't see Brendan Fraser, it's not going to be good. So I think.
02:06:14
BeyBlade
So you've been distant. what But all right.
02:06:15
Steve-O
I think Chris and I are going to be on the same hill.
02:06:16
BeyBlade
But they they gave you Tom Cruise.
02:06:17
Dick VanMeat
you
02:06:18
Steve-O
Fuck Tom Cruise.
02:06:18
BeyBlade
They gave you Tom Cruise.
02:06:19
Steve-O
Who the fuck cares about Tom Cruise?
02:06:22
BeyBlade
Tom Cruise.
02:06:23
Steve-O
Oh, of course Tom Cruise. Fucking he's in his AI goon coffin.
02:06:27
BeyBlade
No, but I'm saying I'm saying like they gave it a swing. They said, we'll take Brendan Fraser and then we'll give you the biggest American movie star we can we we have right now.
02:06:39
Steve-O
Give us back Brendan Fraser. Because the thing is, Chris loves Brendan Fraser.
02:06:42
BeyBlade
I mean.
02:06:45
BeyBlade
Yeah.
Controversies Around Scott Adams
02:06:46
BeyBlade
I mean, listen, who doesn't?
02:06:46
Steve-O
Crystal loves Brendan Fraser.
02:06:47
BeyBlade
He's pretty great.
02:06:49
Steve-O
You know who isn't great? Scott Adams.
02:06:53
BeyBlade
Dilbert, dude.
02:06:54
Steve-O
You're fucking Dilbert cartoonist. ah You know what? um Rest in piss, buddy, because you really fucking maybe should have just, you know, been a human at the end.
02:06:58
BeyBlade
feel
02:07:07
BeyBlade
Shut up and dribble, Scott.
02:07:09
Steve-O
Shut up and dribble, Scott.
02:07:09
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, just shut up and dribble.
02:07:11
BeyBlade
Yeah. Man, like, I'm going to say this. I'm not terribly familiar with Dilbert. Dilbert by itself seems like a pretty fun thing. Seems pretty harmless.
02:07:22
BeyBlade
But somehow the Dilbert guy was so nasty that he just made it so everybody would mock his death. Which is pretty sad. Apparently, like, he he died from a pretty nasty form of cancer.
02:07:36
Steve-O
He did.
02:07:36
BeyBlade
Like, that sucks.
02:07:37
Steve-O
and it was something, it was something that like he actively like, wasn't trying to get help for either.
02:07:39
BeyBlade
That's a bad. That's a rough way to go.
02:07:46
Steve-O
Like it definitely was um stubborn about it, apparently. And, you know, that's not lot of people get scared at the line.
02:07:50
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, that's not good.
02:07:53
Steve-O
I understand it, but just in a sense where it seemed like um this person was somebody who ah just,
02:08:04
Steve-O
it's that thing where people just kind of go bad after a certain while. It's like people have expiration dates and I feel like that might have been a situation with this person.
02:08:10
BeyBlade
just kidding.
02:08:16
Steve-O
But then again, I don't know.
02:08:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's...
02:08:17
Steve-O
I'm just talking based on what I have seen out of Scott Adams in the past. So,
02:08:21
BeyBlade
Yeah. But it's just it's just wild that that guy just harmless New York Times, like New York paper, sorry, like just newspaper illustrator Dilbert guy, now universally mocked because of his shitty opinions for like the last decade.
02:08:41
Steve-O
If you just fucking did Dilbert and shut your fucking yap, you'd be fine.
02:08:48
BeyBlade
yeah they don't think anyone looks at Dilbert like, that fucking guy sucks, dude.
02:08:52
Steve-O
Yeah, no, like, have have you ever been like, oh, that fucker Jim Davis?
02:08:53
BeyBlade
Fuck Dilbert.
02:08:57
Steve-O
Ooh. I don't know anything about Jim Davis, aside from he does Garfield.
02:09:03
BeyBlade
He's dead, right?
02:09:03
Steve-O
No.
02:09:05
BeyBlade
Jim Davis?
02:09:05
Steve-O
Jim Davis is not dead.
02:09:06
BeyBlade
Not dead.
02:09:07
Steve-O
You're thinking about the guy who does Family Circus.
02:09:11
BeyBlade
I promise you i wasn't.
02:09:14
Steve-O
I wrote Jim Garfield.
02:09:14
BeyBlade
Dude, alright.
02:09:15
Steve-O
I wrote Jim Garfield as the person's name and I got James a
02:09:16
BeyBlade
Look at it.
02:09:16
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
02:09:18
BeyBlade
Okay, all right. Jim Davis, you confirmed, still kicking. I don't know if I want to know Jim Davis' political opinion. But that's the nice thing, is he doesn't have to give it, and I don't have to hear about it.
02:09:29
Steve-O
He's not shoving it down your throat.
02:09:31
BeyBlade
Jim Davis can be doing all sorts of nasty. I'm not saying he is, but I'm just saying he could be doing all sorts of nasty work. But he's keeping it to himself, which is all I want.
02:09:43
Steve-O
I'll be disappointed if I see that name on the Epstein list.
02:09:43
BeyBlade
Well, I'm asking if you if you do newspaper...
02:09:47
Steve-O
I'm not going to lie.
02:09:49
BeyBlade
What if you see Garfield?
02:09:54
Steve-O
sorry for laughing. I wasn't ready.
02:09:55
BeyBlade
who Who would be more upsetting?
02:09:56
Steve-O
I wasn't ready.
02:09:58
BeyBlade
would be more upsetting? Garfield or John Arbuckle?
02:10:02
Steve-O
oh
02:10:02
BeyBlade
Or Odie?
02:10:03
Steve-O
Oh,
02:10:05
BeyBlade
Odie is probably the most devastating.
02:10:06
Steve-O
Odie would be devastating.
02:10:06
BeyBlade
i I'd expect I'd expect it from Garfield.
02:10:07
Steve-O
Odie's an innocent soul.
02:10:12
Steve-O
um
02:10:14
BeyBlade
John, I'd be shocked.
02:10:17
Steve-O
I feel like John wouldn't have understood what was going on on the island and he would just be like, wow, I was invited to this island and he would just be like a fall guy.
02:10:21
Dick VanMeat
now
02:10:29
Steve-O
um I'd be really devastated if um, I'm trying to think if maybe, um, Oh, uh, um, Ziggy, think if Ziggy was on the Epstein list, that would be a real, real shame.
02:10:46
BeyBlade
Wait, Ziggy, like...
02:10:47
Steve-O
The little cartoon guy who's just kind of like there.
02:10:49
BeyBlade
oh I thought you meant like David Bowie's kid.
02:10:52
Steve-O
oh no, not not Ziggy.
02:10:54
BeyBlade
I was like, Jesus, dude.
02:10:55
Steve-O
Ziggy stardust. Uh,
02:10:57
BeyBlade
Did you know... Okay, can you tell me what John Arbuckle's job is?
02:11:02
Steve-O
I believe John Arbuckle is a cartoonist, right?
02:11:07
BeyBlade
He is.
02:11:07
Steve-O
Yeah. John.
02:11:08
BeyBlade
Why do you know so much about John Arbuckle, you fucking weirdo?
02:11:10
Steve-O
Well, one, i used to love Garfield and ah before the Garfield comic came out, Jim Davis did a comic. I forget the name of it, but it was essentially just about his life and he just, he just turned it into this character, John Arbuckle.
02:11:22
BeyBlade
Yeah, there's a real guy named John Arbuckle, I think, who's...
02:11:28
Steve-O
So yeah, there you go
02:11:28
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:11:30
BeyBlade
All right. My bad. You really made a fool of me. I thought I was going to get you with some of that John Arbuckle lore.
02:11:35
Steve-O
I'm shocked with... I'm doing some inside number nine nonsense with the amount of like actual guess answers I'm doing tonight. Because you gave me these movie dates and I was just pulling them out of thin air. wait i was I thought I was going to get some of these wrong. Yeah.
02:11:53
BeyBlade
All right. married All right.
God of War Adaptation Casting Challenges
02:11:56
BeyBlade
Well, we briefly mentioned this, but Kratos officially cast. I'm not going lie.
02:12:05
Dick VanMeat
By Thor.
02:12:05
BeyBlade
That's a tough character to cast.
02:12:05
Dick VanMeat
He's Thor.
02:12:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
02:12:08
Dick VanMeat
At least that guy gets it.
02:12:08
BeyBlade
He's a...
02:12:09
Dick VanMeat
You know, he he probably gets it.
02:12:10
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:12:12
Dick VanMeat
You know what I mean?
02:12:12
Steve-O
He's got to bick his head though.
02:12:12
BeyBlade
is So he's he's being played by Ryan Hurst, who... was I think most famously in in Sons of Anarchy, right? He's Opie.
02:12:25
BeyBlade
And ah he is then, I think, other most famously, the voice of, he plays Thor. I don't even think he's the voice. I think he does. He's the actor for Thor in the God of War Ragnarok game.
02:12:39
Steve-O
Oh, oh, that's interesting.
02:12:41
BeyBlade
Yeah. You didn't know that?
02:12:43
Steve-O
ah No, it's just it's strange that he already has ties to the series just as a different character.
02:12:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. You think he was just like, I'll do it. Like, it almost makes you think, like, it's going to sound rude, but like, oh, like, do you think, um oh, my God, I'm blanking on who voiced Kratos.
02:13:06
Dick VanMeat
Christopher Judge.
02:13:07
BeyBlade
Christopher Judge. Like, it almost feels like Christopher Judge didn't realize he could have, he could have... Like just auditioned. Like, oh shit, I was allowed to do that?
02:13:18
BeyBlade
I didn't know. i thought I thought the game kind of kind of ruined that for me.
02:13:22
Dick VanMeat
Was his audition.
02:13:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, and then it makes you think if he did audition that he lost to Ryan Hurst, which again, not like, I'm not unhappy about it.
02:13:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:13:38
BeyBlade
It's just like, I knew the casting was going to be so tough. That is just like, oh okay. And like, you know, if Ryan Hurst wasn't already Thor in the games, I think it would be a lot less weird.
02:13:51
Dick VanMeat
yeah
02:13:53
BeyBlade
But, you know, it is what it is. And we'll see, man. It's, uh...
02:14:01
BeyBlade
It's,
Game to TV Show Adaptation Critiques
02:14:02
BeyBlade
uh... Who's doing the God of War show? The Battlestar Galactica guy.
02:14:06
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, the guy that said he couldn't play the games or something because he doesn't have hands.
02:14:09
BeyBlade
Yeah. But he's also, like, the Star Trek guy. um
02:14:15
Steve-O
joordy
02:14:15
BeyBlade
What the hell is his name? This is good.
02:14:17
Dick VanMeat
I think it's bad that he...
02:14:19
BeyBlade
Ronald D. Moore.
02:14:20
Dick VanMeat
this bring This gets brought up all the time, but do you think it's bad that he didn't play the games?
02:14:28
BeyBlade
No, I think.
02:14:29
Dick VanMeat
Like, he's not saying what the Halo guy said, where it's like, you know, we don't need to.
02:14:31
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. And I'll be honest. I mean this in in like not a negative way at all, but. games nowadays, especially games like God of War, he could literally just watch like a long play, you know, like, Hey, instead of spending 40 hours playing this video game that you don't know how to play because you're not a gamer, watch this 20 hour YouTube video and, you know, just absorb it there.
02:14:48
Steve-O
yeah
02:15:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:15:04
BeyBlade
Like, I hope, I hope like at least that's being done, you know, but, ah
02:15:09
Steve-O
It's a I think it's becoming um less and less cynical to be like, oh, they don't have to play the game. I think, you know, as you know, directors are being younger, you know, people making the process are are younger.
02:15:25
BeyBlade
Younger, hotter, cuter.
02:15:27
Steve-O
It's you know, it's kind of like you you expect these people to have like a little bit of gaming in their like history, at least it makes people more, you know, relatable.
02:15:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:15:35
BeyBlade
But I mean, Ronald D. Moore is not young. I mean, he was, a he was, he wrote, don't know if it has his age.
02:15:39
Steve-O
Probably, yeah.
02:15:44
BeyBlade
He wrote 70 episodes of like the Star Trek Next Generation.
02:15:49
Steve-O
No, I don't. Okay, this man is 61.
02:15:51
BeyBlade
Like,
02:15:51
Steve-O
I don't expect him to have played games, but I think in general, now that I'm seeing, you know, it like Fallout and all these other game franchises becoming like shows and and movies, I think it's like, hey, did you play the game?
02:16:02
BeyBlade
yeah
02:16:05
Steve-O
a Guy who is making the new Resident Evil a movie that it, why is your name escaping me? um
02:16:14
BeyBlade
Oh, Zach Kregger.
02:16:15
Steve-O
Yeah, Zach Crager. Like Zach Crager is like our age.
02:16:16
BeyBlade
How's it feel? How's it feel? It's been me all night. Missing names.
02:16:20
Steve-O
That's fair.
02:16:20
BeyBlade
Being an old man. Yeah.
02:16:22
Steve-O
Zach Krager is 44.
02:16:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, like Zach Kregger, the...
02:16:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:25
BeyBlade
um the Yeah, well, now I'm just jumping around. Like, the guy who did Predator, like, the last few Predator movies, like, he's a...
02:16:31
Steve-O
oh
02:16:33
BeyBlade
ah Predator Badlands, like, it's... the The inspiration is almost gross. Like, it's so apparent, you know?
02:16:43
Steve-O
yeah
02:16:43
BeyBlade
Not in a bad way. It's just, like, i watching that, I was like, why isn't this just an open-world video game at this point? Yeah. But no, yeah, like Ronald ronald D.
02:16:55
BeyBlade
Moore, he's just like... He's kind of like... um I'm going to say sci-fi royalty. Like...
02:17:01
Steve-O
Hey, that's fair.
02:17:02
BeyBlade
Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Carnival, Battlestar Galactica.
02:17:08
Steve-O
People love Carnival and Battlestar, so I, hey, sounds like it's got some, ah some prestige to it.
02:17:09
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
02:17:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, like like... Yeah, I'm not... I'm in. I'm in it, right? Like, just ah ah objectively, I'm going in it.
02:17:19
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:17:22
BeyBlade
It's just...
02:17:25
BeyBlade
We'll fucking see because like how do you make a a show without like a 10 foot tall Greek Norse God, you know?
02:17:37
Steve-O
carefully. Right.
02:17:38
BeyBlade
It's going to be sick though. Also, there's a teaser for Tomb Raider.
02:17:49
BeyBlade
i had ah I had a take for why Tomb Raider kind of bothered me. Like, I think in terms of just like a franchise that they want to expand out into a bigger thing.
02:18:04
BeyBlade
Like Tomb Raider works as a game, but like there's no.
02:18:04
Steve-O
right
02:18:11
BeyBlade
and i'm talking about like Sophie Turner, like there was i don't even know if I posted it, but like Sophie Turner.
02:18:13
Steve-O
there there the you didn't.
02:18:15
BeyBlade
Yeah, Sophie Turner's like people are complaining about.
02:18:16
Steve-O
Yeah. They have that that image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft.
02:18:20
BeyBlade
Oh, you know what the worst one is? Did you see the one where somebody said they ruined her and then they just put Sidney Sweeney?
02:18:26
Dick VanMeat
Bigger boobs.
02:18:27
BeyBlade
No, no, they just put Sidney Sweeney in it and they're like, now it's good.
02:18:27
Dick VanMeat
Oh, oh God.
02:18:28
Steve-O
No. No.
02:18:31
BeyBlade
And it's like, it's it's not even like, it's just blatant. Like they're just literal like rage bait grifters. that's all That's all those people are, right? Because Sidney Sweeney is absolutely not the first person you think of as as a Tomb Raider.
02:18:46
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:18:47
BeyBlade
But um no, but just like in terms of Tomb Raider as a franchise. and And this was the same issue I had with like Uncharted. It's just like it doesn't work for me if you try to make TV shows and movies out of it because there's nothing really fantastical about it. Like.
02:19:08
BeyBlade
God of War is interesting to me because there's a fantastical element. there Or like ah a Mass Effect show, sci-fi fantastical elements. It's just like games about just normal people, you know, relatively normal, I guess. Like humans running around and doing things. Like, I don't know, man. It just doesn't really... um Doesn't impress me.
02:19:32
BeyBlade
Doesn't like get me going or like the Tomb Raider anime, you know, like remember that came out last year that no one watched.
02:19:36
Steve-O
Okay.
02:19:40
Steve-O
i No, I didn't. I actually did not.
02:19:41
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. The Castlevania one, the Devil May Cry one. We were all like, oh shit, what's this? This is interesting. Like I'll at least check this out.
02:19:50
Steve-O
Okay.
02:19:51
BeyBlade
Like what the really Tomb Raider like that gets you excited for an anime like I don't know, man.
02:20:00
Steve-O
Tomb Raider is a weird one because yeah.
02:20:02
BeyBlade
it but It will seem like Uncharted. Like, I love Uncharted. I don't need an Uncharted movie. Or God, like, does anyone need an Uncharted show?
02:20:09
Steve-O
We didn't know that movie bomb.
02:20:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, I know a bomb, but it's just like...
02:20:13
Steve-O
Right. I think they try to with with Uncharted. They tried to like Indiana Jones and do a few other things and just doesn't work.
02:20:22
BeyBlade
But it just works because, like, it's a game...
02:20:23
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:20:25
BeyBlade
And frankly, if they could have, they just would have used the Indiana Jones.
02:20:31
Steve-O
Right.
02:20:32
BeyBlade
You know what I mean?
02:20:33
Steve-O
Tomb Raider is weird because the best Tomb Raider has ever been, in my opinion, was the 2013 and the other one games.
02:20:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:20:41
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:20:42
Steve-O
The ones where it's like Laura is just a person and she's just trying to survive like after their shipwreck or plane crash or.
02:20:42
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like.
02:20:49
Steve-O
Like that would be that would be a cool story to tell, like, you know.
02:20:54
BeyBlade
But it's like, dude, I'll be honest. Somebody surviving like on an island. I don't know. It's like I saw that in Lost.
02:21:04
BeyBlade
I saw that in Arrow for crying out loud.
02:21:04
Steve-O
Yeah, that's true.
02:21:08
BeyBlade
Like it's not even that interesting. And you're just a person. It's just there needs to be something else.
02:21:14
Steve-O
It's it's definitely like the third trope down at this point where it's like we have Indiana Jones. We have Uncharted. Now we have Tomb Raider. Like, why why do we keep going through this same thing that's based off of the the one cinematic thing we've already gotten?
02:21:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, and it's just it's just not it's just not like exciting, really. Unless they go... Because the one thing to me that is a little interesting is when they do kind of delve a little bit deeper into like the fantastical elements.
Significance of Early 3D Game Characters
02:21:45
Steve-O
Oh, you're saying when they bring the dinosaurs in.
02:21:45
BeyBlade
Like...
02:21:47
BeyBlade
The dinosaurs or even like... um Like the weird... Samurai Ghost or whatever that Lara fights at the end of like the first remake game.
02:21:55
Steve-O
Okay.
02:21:58
Steve-O
Okay.
02:21:59
BeyBlade
The one in like 2013.
02:21:59
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:22:01
BeyBlade
Like without that, is it it's just... don't know, man.
02:22:05
Dick VanMeat
Ahem.
02:22:05
BeyBlade
You might as well just be making a movie or making a game about like somebody who's just like a by the numbers generic like revenge plot, you know?
02:22:18
BeyBlade
In a way, it kind of reminds me of like Ghost of Yotei, which is... That's about as by the numbers revenge plot as it gets. Like, yeah, there's there's a little bit something there, but it's just why you want to kill these people? Well, they killed my family.
02:22:36
BeyBlade
Does any of that change? Not really. Like, and that's the game. And I'm like, all right. Like, it's a plot. It's there.
02:22:45
Steve-O
right
02:22:46
BeyBlade
But it's just like, yeah. Oh, it's I'm a human character. Just going to. Like, I need to see zombies. I need to see dinosaurs. I need to see ghosts. I need to see something because if you're just an adventure human character running around like, and it's based off a video game franchise, because I'll do all that normal.
02:23:08
BeyBlade
I say normal, right? But like, I'll do all that standardized adventuring stuff if I'm playing the game because I'm playing the game. But like, if I'm just watching it, I don't know.
02:23:21
BeyBlade
why it's It's my rant.
02:23:24
Steve-O
should it Should have been Cadillacs and dinosaurs.
02:23:24
BeyBlade
It's my 12th rant of the night. But...
02:23:27
Steve-O
That's what I say.
02:23:29
BeyBlade
i mean That being said, dude, once they show this trailer and and the second she slides under T-Rex and shoots it with two pistols, I'd be like, okay, I'm in. like I'm fully willing to eat crow on this, but it's just it's just kind of like a Why are we pushing Lara Croft VIPs so hard?
02:23:51
Steve-O
Right.
02:23:52
BeyBlade
You know, I've never quite understood it.
02:23:55
Steve-O
It's because she was like the face of the 3D movement of video games for 30 plus years ago at this point.
02:24:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, like 20, like, i love her Yeah. But 20 years ago, bro.
02:24:07
Steve-O
It's yeah.
02:24:07
BeyBlade
Like, when did, you know, like, I don't know. we A Crash Bandicoot game would be more interesting.
02:24:15
Steve-O
Oh, what if it was Lara Croft and Crash Bandicoot?
02:24:16
BeyBlade
I'm sorry. A Crash Bandicoot like TV show. That's well that now now we're crossing the streams and in a not so good way. You know what I mean?
02:24:28
Steve-O
What if a drug dealer tells a kid to do drugs and that kid's video games have to come to life to teach him to just say no?
02:24:28
BeyBlade
What?
02:24:38
BeyBlade
Is this like Kid Chameleon?
02:24:39
Steve-O
No, i was doing like the cartoon all stars where they teamed up to tell that kid to not do drugs, but with video games.
02:24:40
BeyBlade
Yes. and But it's like, bro, the only way you're even talking to us is because you did drugs.
02:24:46
Steve-O
It would be
02:24:49
Steve-O
Right, exactly. Like you're so high off your shit.
02:24:51
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:24:52
Steve-O
All
02:24:54
BeyBlade
All right. Fair enough.
02:24:55
Steve-O
right, everybody. I think we have to end it there, because aside from this picture of a Lowe's popcorn bucket, then there's nothing to talk about.
02:25:02
Dick VanMeat
We got nothing else.
02:25:03
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. ah so I'm just saying, you see a Lowe's popcorn bucket. on a date, say, hey, you wanna go see this movie? By the way, don't worry, I got the popcorn already. And you see that? Don't get in that car.
02:25:18
BeyBlade
That's not someone you wanna hang out with long term.
02:25:25
Steve-O
But if it's you, keep listening to the Anti-Fanboy podcast because we appreciate your ear.
02:25:26
BeyBlade
no no No, no. No, I don't want your money.
02:25:30
Steve-O
You don't even want them listening to.
02:25:31
BeyBlade
I don't want your paid, no, dude, I don't wanna know you, bro.
02:25:33
Steve-O
They don't give us the money. They just listen.
02:25:37
BeyBlade
like
02:25:38
Steve-O
You're out.
02:25:38
BeyBlade
Stop, seize that.
02:25:38
Steve-O
You're out on the John.
02:25:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're out in my friend group.
02:25:40
Steve-O
Can I ask you a question? John, the Lowe's popcorn bucket.
02:25:42
Dick VanMeat
Yes.
02:25:43
Steve-O
How's that make you feel?
02:25:44
Dick VanMeat
I think it's stupid, dude.
02:25:46
Steve-O
Five dollars to fill that sucker up.
02:25:47
Dick VanMeat
Like, yeah but it's like, you're going to get some paint chips in there too?
02:25:47
BeyBlade
It's...
02:25:49
Steve-O
Today and tomorrow.
02:25:53
Dick VanMeat
Like, like how how do we know?
02:25:56
Steve-O
I think they're hoping that you buy a clean one at Lowe's. I think that's what they're trying to do. But you can just bring any clean bucket.
02:26:02
Dick VanMeat
to clean on my...
02:26:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, but like, all right.
02:26:05
Dick VanMeat
I was like the 7-Eleven, 7-Eleven thing.
02:26:05
BeyBlade
you You buy a brand new, got to wash the thing out first.
02:26:07
Steve-O
they're Yeah, they're doing they're doing the thing where you just bring in ah any container and you fill it up.
02:26:15
Steve-O
I'm not going to lie.
02:26:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:26:17
Steve-O
In my head, I was just like, ah just give me a bag. Just give me the normal bag.
02:26:20
BeyBlade
Yeah. No, see, Steve wasn't ready for my completely unhinged rant on it.
02:26:21
Dick VanMeat
yeah
02:26:23
Steve-O
I wasn't ready for it. I wasn't ready.
02:26:26
BeyBlade
that's the That's the real problem.
02:26:27
Steve-O
Dude, that's the that's the thing. you ah You throw something Devin's way, Devin hits you with like the Batman monologue of super ver of villains being a cur cowardly lot.
02:26:35
BeyBlade
i'll i'll hit you i'll hit you with I'll hit you with the bit I thought was going to work on stage that bombed in the room.
02:26:43
Steve-O
I didn't think it bombed.
02:26:43
BeyBlade
You're like, okay.
02:26:44
Steve-O
My mouth was agape.
02:26:45
BeyBlade
No, no, I'm just saying.
02:26:45
Steve-O
I was like oh, oh.
02:26:48
BeyBlade
my my My tight five, I don't know. I don't know if that's making into the tight five.
02:26:53
Steve-O
You're going to eat out of a bucket while on a date. You're going to look like a pig eating out of a trough.
02:27:00
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:27:00
Steve-O
Go see Bone Temple Pilots.
02:27:03
BeyBlade
go six Go.
02:27:05
Dick VanMeat
6-7. 6-7.
02:27:05
Steve-O
Six damage!
02:27:07
BeyBlade
ba and Laugh, you big-titted animal.
02:27:08
Dick VanMeat
six seven